Contest #853


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Who knew the Swiss had a navy? 1.6757 0.01837 1816 946 513 357
1 Weapons down. It's the Swiss. 1.6729 0.02076 1394 721 408 265
2 Wow, and that’s just the tip of the Jarlsberg! 1.6433 0.01838 1685 886 512 286
3 All we need now is to find a port 1.6398 0.01283 3837 2151 917 769
4 We must be directly over where Wisconsin used to be. 1.6388 0.02299 1041 542 333 166
5 She's aged, but that's her alright. 1.6368 0.01517 2547 1377 718 452
6 We're gonna need a bigger board. 1.6122 0.01696 2099 1198 517 384
7 We’re going to need a bigger board. 1.6065 0.01767 1873 1061 488 324
8 Sea Muenster. 1.6036 0.01728 1897 1062 525 310
9 That would pair well with a great white. 1.5928 0.01334 3136 1773 867 496
10 Let's hope this is just the tip of the Jarlsberg. 1.5917 0.02273 1041 577 306 154
11 No worries. The Swiss are neutral 1.5916 0.02158 1141 631 345 165
12 Careful men. We’re in un-charcuteried waters. 1.5837 0.01736 1823 1038 506 279
13 It’ll be perfect with a great white. 1.5830 0.01435 2741 1583 716 439
14 I think we’re gonna need more crackers. 1.5830 0.02345 976 550 283 143
15 Looks like we've entered Costco waters! 1.5805 0.01799 1752 1018 451 283
16 Careful boys, that might only be the tip of the Jarlsberg… 1.5796 0.01624 2067 1180 576 311
17 Careful—that could just be the tip of the Jarlsberg! 1.5761 0.01601 2156 1246 578 332
18 That can not be gouda. 1.5750 0.01748 1706 961 509 236
19 Careful boys, she's a sharp one. 1.5745 0.01739 1692 946 520 226
20 Careful, men. It could be sharp! 1.5670 0.01158 3961 2280 1114 564
21 Let it pass. We have Brie. 1.5626 0.01730 1676 947 515 214
22 Boys, we're gonna need a bigger board. 1.5595 0.01659 1907 1105 537 265
23 We must be getting close to Green Bay 1.5556 0.01748 1647 943 493 211
24 Call me Béchamel 1.5531 0.01791 1705 1017 433 255
25 I told ye a Muenster roamed these seas! 1.5475 0.02180 1085 636 304 145
26 I never said this would be a picnic. 1.5339 0.01340 2800 1660 785 355
27 Look out! It’s a sharkuterie! 1.5333 0.01698 1830 1109 466 255
28 Thar she blows--the muenster from the deep! 1.5272 0.01782 1561 930 439 192
29 We should've taken the cutter. 1.5201 0.01546 1988 1178 586 224
30 Wait. We can't attack them. They're neutral. 1.5160 0.01701 1690 1020 468 202
31 White cheese at night, dinner party's delight. White cheese at morning, high cholesterol warning 1.5155 0.01942 1358 836 344 178
32 It looks like we're not the first to take a run at her. 1.5121 0.01583 1818 1074 557 187
33 I think we're going to need a bigger cheese board. 1.5078 0.01616 1865 1139 505 221
34 It’s either Swiss, or someone else saw it first. 1.5027 0.01668 1673 1012 481 180
35 Next time, let's just go to Costco. 1.5007 0.02616 769 490 173 106
36 We’re gonna need bigger crackers. 1.4992 0.01896 1312 802 365 145
37 I don’t care if it fled the tyranny of the Sandwich Islands 1.4939 0.02053 1142 710 300 132
38 I think we're gonna need a more robust Cabernet. 1.4826 0.01760 1521 955 398 168
39 No man is an island, but the cheese stands alone. 1.4824 0.01681 1706 1081 427 198
40 and there she was...Colby Dick 1.4788 0.02753 637 406 157 74
41 Steer clear. Seven-eighths of Jarlsbergs are below the surface. 1.4764 0.01621 1717 1072 472 173
42 Cheese berger! 1.4709 0.01692 1682 1085 402 195
43 It's the Swiss 1.4687 0.01624 1711 1082 456 173
44 Bland ho! 1.4675 0.01517 2650 1889 283 478
45 We’re gonna need a great white. 1.4629 0.01649 1821 1202 395 224
46 Leave that one for the fondue crew. 1.4571 0.01564 2181 1495 375 311
47 Call me artisanal. 1.4557 0.01488 1883 1184 540 159
48 “Ready the toothpicks!” 1.4503 0.01640 1961 1352 335 274
49 Stay alert boys, I smell a trap. 1.4466 0.03642 365 245 77 43
50 Too bad we ate Parker -- he loved swiss cheese. 1.4452 0.02568 712 474 159 79
51 Careful! She's wounded. 1.4406 0.01938 1112 717 300 95
52 Put down your weapons, it’s the Swiss. 1.4359 0.01762 1553 1059 311 183
53 Bring us alongside, and prepare to board her! 1.4349 0.01989 1037 671 281 85
54 I think that's just the tip of the Jarlsberg. 1.4324 0.01887 1413 984 247 182
55 Careful, boys: it’s just the tip of the Jarlsberg… 1.4299 0.01837 1426 981 277 168
56 It's a Great White Sharp! 1.4271 0.01906 1304 896 259 149
57 It’s just the tip of the Jarlsberg 1.4254 0.01877 1307 891 273 140
58 And not one Swiss knife on board. 1.4223 0.01947 1146 771 266 109
59 Remember, lads, ninety percent of it is below the surface. 1.4137 0.02063 979 659 235 85
60 Careful, it could drive a wedge between us. 1.4131 0.01978 1070 722 254 94
61 Be careful, it’s only the tip of the Jarlsberg. 1.4129 0.02114 1056 741 192 121
62 Thar she molds! 1.4108 0.02051 1076 747 216 113
63 Grab before it sinks - it's full of holes! 1.4092 0.02134 848 562 225 61
64 We're gonna need a bigger cracker. 1.4086 0.02040 1089 759 215 115
65 And I thought I was the big cheese. 1.4078 0.02106 1231 916 128 187
66 When did the Swiss get a navy? 1.4072 0.02031 1029 704 231 94
67 Prepare for a feeding frenzy. 1.4036 0.02091 840 554 233 53
68 Brace for happy hour! 1.4007 0.02435 871 642 109 120
69 Quick, arrange him in an aesthetically pleasing manner! 1.3994 0.02393 959 724 87 148
70 You're going to need a bigger cheeseboard... 1.3978 0.02197 817 555 199 63
71 Yeah, it’s big, but that’s just the tip of the Jarlsberg. 1.3971 0.02217 909 642 173 94
72 Release the crackers! 1.3970 0.02266 879 621 162 93
73 Prepare to be boarded! 1.3968 0.02082 930 637 217 76
74 This is perfect for our shark-cuterie! 1.3946 0.02221 821 565 188 68
75 … on the count of brie! 1.3943 0.02267 847 596 168 83
76 Captain, we’re gonna need a bigger board. 1.3921 0.02247 885 630 163 92
77 No one believed me but there it is--the great white Gruyère! 1.3921 0.02317 783 547 165 71
78 Let’s hope this one is milder than the last. 1.3919 0.02110 860 585 213 62
79 Call me Cheesemael 1.3916 0.02336 692 469 175 48
80 Are we men or are we mice? 1.3915 0.02298 843 600 156 87
81 'It's the Great White Swiss, Ishmael!' 1.3873 0.02316 772 540 163 68
82 I think we need a bigger cutting board. 1.3872 0.02226 860 607 170 81
83 What can you expect? It's Lake Michigan. 1.3871 0.02171 824 567 195 62
84 We don’t want to fill up on appetizers before we eat Dave. 1.3865 0.02396 771 552 140 79
85 Be careful -- that's baby swiss, and the mother may be nearby! 1.3862 0.02464 751 543 126 82
86 Behold, Moby Swiss! 1.3852 0.02328 745 520 163 62
87 At ease men, it's Swiss! 1.3850 0.02247 787 545 177 63
88 I love Sharkuterie Week. 1.3846 0.02421 715 505 145 65
89 Looks like we're going to need a bigger cutting board. 1.3838 0.02270 839 599 158 82
90 You’re gonna need a bolder Shiraz. 1.3822 0.02387 798 580 131 87
91 I thought YOU were bringing the wine. 1.3806 0.02296 733 508 168 55
92 Here comes a party crasher. 1.3805 0.02395 770 556 135 79
93 'Don't bring the giant fondue pot,' you said. 'We don't have enough cheese for it,' you said. 1.3799 0.02302 766 539 161 65
94 I didn't even know the Swiss had a navy 1.3796 0.02498 727 530 118 79
95 Well, look what the catfish dragged in. 1.3795 0.02502 867 671 63 133
96 Keep yodeling to her! She's getting closer. 1.3792 0.02487 625 435 143 47
97 It's not aged enough. We'd just have to throw it back." 1.3788 0.02350 747 530 151 66
98 You’re gonna need a bigger Bordeaux. 1.3788 0.02440 747 542 127 78
99 We can’t attack a Swiss—it’s neutral. 1.3781 0.02375 759 545 141 73
100 Shark-uterie attack! 1.3781 0.02378 767 553 138 76
101 Let’s tell it we’re saving room for dessert. 1.3777 0.02541 744 554 99 91
102 Ahoy! A cheeseberg! 1.3776 0.02330 731 514 158 59
103 Steady mates and get your crackers ready! 1.3758 0.02316 737 519 159 59
104 Be careful, men - these can be really sharp. 1.3752 0.02364 701 493 153 55
105 Oh sure,finally the Swiss to the rescue. 1.3740 0.02349 746 533 147 66
106 There be the cholesterol that took my leg. 1.3733 0.02707 576 415 107 54
107 The Swiss have a navy?! 1.3728 0.02397 751 545 132 74
108 Call me Swissmael... 1.3728 0.02389 735 529 138 68
109 Someone call the Toast Guard! 1.3719 0.02489 691 501 123 67
110 Hold your ground, men. She smells the fig jam. 1.3713 0.02425 668 473 142 53
111 Must have been torpedoed by Swiss pirates.” 1.3699 0.02574 684 506 103 75
112 Beware of the Swiss bearing gifts. 1.3699 0.02636 511 353 127 31
113 You don't bring a butter knife to a cheese fight. This is what the Swiss Army knife was made for. 1.3696 0.02475 652 465 133 54
114 I've never been a big cheese guy. 1.3690 0.02560 542 375 134 33
115 Having AI rewrite 'Moby Dick' was a mistake. 1.3688 0.02743 602 446 90 66
116 What are the odds…at age fifty-eight, an Ivy League graduate ends up divorced, broke, and adrift on a cheese board in the North Atlantic, with two guys he barely knows, about to be sunk by a dairy product from a neutral country? 1.3682 0.02732 611 454 89 68
117 No, it’s your turn to cut the cheese. 1.3682 0.02517 611 433 131 47
118 Brace for impact. That’s just the tip of the Jarlsberg. 1.3680 0.02571 644 469 113 62
119 It’s a ruse. We’re about to become sharkuterie! 1.3674 0.02433 705 511 129 65
120 We definitely didn't bring enough crackers. 1.3673 0.02514 637 457 126 54
121 Look sharp, lads! This one's a munster. 1.3672 0.02466 629 445 137 47
122 Rare to see such aggression from the Swiss. 1.3665 0.02525 633 455 124 54
123 Get it on board and chart a course for the sandwich island. 1.3644 0.02521 623 447 125 51
124 It appears wounded. 1.3643 0.02439 678 489 131 58
125 It's the Loch Ness Muenster! 1.3638 0.02739 558 407 99 52
126 Should we wait for something sharper? 1.3638 0.02445 624 441 139 44
127 Lower your weapons! The swiss are neutral ! 1.3624 0.02675 596 438 100 58
128 Careful, boys ... it's the tip of the jarlsberg! 1.3624 0.02522 643 467 119 57
129 The SOS was set in Helvetica.” 1.3609 0.02706 665 510 70 85
130 Let’s let it pass and wait for the Manchego. 1.3608 0.02401 607 422 147 36
131 Who's dying for a Reuben?” 1.3608 0.02769 632 484 68 80
132 Looks like we outnumber him. I think the cheese stands alone. 1.3607 0.02577 596 430 117 49
133 Watch out! It's a fake. The Swiss don't have a Navy! 1.3597 0.02622 595 434 108 53
134 At ease,boys! Switzerland is neutral. 1.3594 0.02494 601 428 130 43
135 I know it looks strong, but it’s actually very mild. 1.3592 0.02416 579 402 146 31
136 Quick! Get the Swiss Army knife! 1.3592 0.02552 618 449 116 53
137 Careful, gentlemen! We are now heading into uncharcuteried waters. 1.3589 0.02545 627 457 115 55
138 Stay back…..it may be past the expiration date 1.3586 0.02564 647 478 106 63
139 My goodness,look at that muenster! 1.3576 0.02614 590 430 109 51
140 Jarl she blows! 1.3575 0.02471 635 458 127 50
141 Don’t attack. Swiss is neutral. 1.3573 0.02498 599 428 128 43
142 Libertie! Egalite! Charcuterie! 1.3568 0.02802 555 414 84 57
143 Collision imminent. Head to your mustard stations. 1.3567 0.02652 527 376 114 37
144 The great white sharp. 1.3562 0.02577 598 435 113 50
145 Maybe we should wait here for the wine guys to catch up. 1.3555 0.02393 633 450 141 42
146 Since when did the Swiss have a navy? 1.3553 0.02688 577 426 97 54
147 We should be OK. The Swiss are always neutral.. 1.3553 0.02562 577 415 119 43
148 No matter how you slice it we’re doomed! 1.3532 0.02544 586 423 119 44
149 We've discovered Green Bay!! 1.3523 0.02698 528 383 104 41
150 Remember to slice diagonally, men. We're not animals. 1.3486 0.02660 502 359 111 32
151 We must be in Swiss waters. 1.3485 0.02401 571 401 141 29
152 Oh no! It smells the crackers! 1.3480 0.02681 546 401 100 45
153 Hold your fire...this is merely a Jarlsberg. 1.3479 0.02569 549 395 117 37
154 You’re gonna need a bigger board. 1.3470 0.02804 536 402 82 52
155 We'll need a bigger charcuterie board. 1.3468 0.02613 519 372 114 33
156 Careful - remember that 90 percent of it is beneath the surface. 1.3466 0.02590 554 402 112 40
157 Careful. It could be just the tip of the Jarlsberg. 1.3465 0.02888 505 379 77 49
158 Bon Fromage 1.3462 0.02679 546 402 99 45
159 Steady the knives and ready the crackers. 1.3458 0.02639 535 389 107 39
160 That’s not an iceberg—-you nitwits! That’s a Jarlsberg!! 1.3456 0.02713 518 379 99 40
161 Who knew the Swiss could be so aggressive? 1.3435 0.02752 492 358 97 36
162 It's aged, but still sharp! 1.3434 0.02668 530 388 102 40
163 Now if we only could find some iceberg lettuce. 1.3416 0.02893 486 364 78 44
164 Knives down, men. It's from a neutral country. 1.3414 0.02826 495 368 85 42
165 Be careful of any sea muensters. 1.3409 0.02844 487 362 84 41
166 It won't hurt us... It's Swiss. It's neutral. 1.3406 0.02714 505 369 98 37
167 For God's sake, men, this is hardly a time to argue whether it's Swiss or Gruyere! 1.3405 0.02634 511 370 108 33
168 Aim for the spaces between the holes, boys, and we’ll eat well tonight! 1.3405 0.02691 511 374 100 37
169 I don’t see a flag but I think it’s Swiss. 1.3404 0.02697 517 380 98 39
170 I think we're going to need a bigger board. 1.3402 0.02809 488 361 88 39
171 It can’t be that hard. 1.3399 0.02709 506 371 98 37
172 Great moments in Swiss naval history. 1.3395 0.02861 486 363 81 42
173 Dammit, Carl. Now you tell me you're lactose intolerant! 1.3393 0.02727 501 368 96 37
174 I thought it was landlocked. 1.3390 0.02692 469 337 105 27
175 It's the Great White Swiss! 1.3389 0.02767 475 347 95 33
176 Act naturally, don't mention charcuterie". 1.3388 0.02559 549 400 112 37
177 The enemy appears to be in wedge formation. 1.3383 0.02816 467 343 90 34
178 I told you we weren’t bringing enough crackers 1.3383 0.02531 541 391 117 33
179 Careful, I hear it’s extra sharp. 1.3381 0.02777 488 360 91 37
180 Don’t get too close, it might be sharp. 1.3378 0.02743 447 321 101 25
181 Careful... it's just the tip of the Jarlsberg. 1.3376 0.02878 471 351 81 39
182 Do you think there's a huge Wisconsinite wearing that? 1.3376 0.02911 474 355 76 42
183 We're going to need more crackers. 1.3371 0.02734 528 395 88 45
184 I don’t get it. Swiss cheese was always so neutral. 1.3366 0.02732 514 382 91 41
185 Sea Muenster dead ahead! 1.3364 0.02861 428 311 90 27
186 I knew that taking acid and weed at the book club was a bad idea. 1.3350 0.03104 406 304 68 34
187 I said to call me Ishmael ... Not Emmental 1.3348 0.02786 457 334 93 30
188 The Cheese Stands Alone .. 1.3340 0.02765 482 356 91 35
189 Steady now, this could be just the tip of the Jarlsberg. 1.3333 0.02797 507 382 81 44
190 Of all the cheese boards in all the oceans in all the world, she floats to ours... 1.3333 0.02860 474 355 80 39
191 Stay alert, men, he’s sharper than he looks. 1.3318 0.02882 446 331 82 33
192 The harpoon won’t do. Get me the fondue fork. 1.3311 0.02811 450 331 89 30
193 Let the cheese board! 1.3306 0.02721 484 356 94 33
194 That's not it. We're looking for the Great White Cheddar. 1.3305 0.02808 478 356 84 37
195 It was Cheddar till the sharks got to it. 1.3305 0.02715 469 343 97 29
196 Stand down. The Swiss are neutral. 1.3298 0.02752 476 350 89 33
197 I thought they were supposed to be neutral! 1.3292 0.02735 480 355 92 33
198 Just get it on board... 1.3278 0.02740 421 303 98 20
199 Prepare your anecdotes, boys. Tonight, we mingle. 1.3277 0.02765 476 354 88 34
200 Talk not to me of cheese, man; I’d strike the sun if it were Brie! 1.3272 0.02877 434 322 82 30
201 Careful - it looks mild but it has a sharp bite. 1.3268 0.02755 462 341 91 30
202 We are going to need a bigger boat! 1.3267 0.02962 453 345 68 40
203 Watch out for the Swiss! 1.3258 0.03185 356 265 66 25
204 I thought our only threat was iceberg lettuce 1.3250 0.03164 400 306 58 36
205 Men, sharpen your taste buds. 1.3249 0.03002 477 372 55 50
206 We’re gonna need a bigger Bourdeax. 1.3228 0.02954 443 337 69 37
207 We've left artisanal waters! 1.3226 0.02965 372 272 80 20
208 I think we are in neutral waters. 1.3224 0.02620 459 333 104 22
209 Keep turning. It'll pair better with port. 1.3218 0.03136 404 310 58 36
210 Easy, lads. They're skittish when they get separated from the rest of the wheel. 1.3218 0.02860 432 322 81 29
211 This is just the tip of the Jarlsberg . 1.3211 0.03035 408 309 67 32
212 Oh look! Seems we’ve found what’s left of Wisconsin! 1.3210 0.02931 458 351 67 40
213 It may just be the tip of the Jarlsberg! 1.3208 0.02882 427 318 79 29
214 Careful, his claim of neutrality is full of holes. 1.3205 0.02960 390 289 77 24
215 Not too close; remember, it's nine tenths under water. 1.3205 0.02690 440 321 97 22
216 This proves it. Switzerland does have a navy. 1.3204 0.02872 437 328 78 31
217 We thought of everything except a Swiss army knife! 1.3201 0.02876 428 320 79 29
218 I think we're gonna need a bigger cracker. 1.3201 0.02818 453 340 81 32
219 But I thought the Swiss were neutral. 1.3200 0.02851 425 316 82 27
220 Oh, no! The Swiss navy!!! 1.3195 0.02834 457 345 78 34
221 He wants the deli platter, but that ship has sailed. 1.3195 0.02641 457 334 100 23
222 I thought the Swiss were landlocked? 1.3194 0.03091 382 288 66 28
223 Lower your weapons. It's from a neutral country. 1.3189 0.02907 417 312 77 28
224 "Easy now boys...and be thankful it isn't Limburger ..." 1.3181 0.02549 503 378 93 32
225 OMG it't the Swiss Navy! 1.3179 0.02933 431 327 70 33
226 It's the tip of the Jarlsberg. 1.3176 0.02905 425 320 75 30
227 Hold your fire! Swiss are neutral. 1.3169 0.02956 426 324 69 33
228 Careful, it’s a real Munster. 1.3167 0.02963 401 301 73 27
229 Careful. That’s just the tip of the Jarlsberg. 1.3162 0.03047 408 312 63 33
230 Cue the ominous music. 1.3154 0.03172 371 283 59 29
231 Whatever happens, it's been an honor serving with you. 1.3146 0.02894 410 307 77 26
232 I didn’t know the Swiss even had a Navy! 1.3141 0.03140 398 308 55 35
233 Isn't Amazon amazing - it's the Gruyere I ordered! 1.3140 0.02914 430 327 71 32
234 Put your knives down. It’s domestic. 1.3128 0.02874 438 333 73 32
235 You're going to need a bigger breadstick. 1.3120 0.02732 407 298 91 18
236 Remember, most of it will be under the water. 1.3116 0.03337 292 217 59 16
237 We need a bigger board. 1.3113 0.02960 408 310 69 29
238 At $24.99 a pound, we’ll never have to work again. 1.3112 0.03044 392 298 64 29
239 Have no fear, boys. This one is savory yet mild. 1.3111 0.02672 405 294 96 15
240 We didn't bring enough crackers. 1.3108 0.02985 399 303 68 28
241 I didn’t think the Swiss had a Navy. 1.3103 0.03173 377 291 55 31
242 Watch out guys! It's Swiss. It will have a knife. 1.3103 0.03128 377 289 59 29
243 At long last...Colby-Dick! 1.3101 0.03147 358 272 61 25
244 No need to worry, the Swiss have always been neutral. 1.3093 0.02975 375 281 72 22
245 We’re about to get cheese boarded. 1.3092 0.02777 401 296 86 19
246 We’re in luck. It’s from a neutral country. 1.3090 0.02813 398 295 83 20
247 Unknown vessel approaching, but it appears to have Swiss markings. 1.3090 0.03082 356 268 66 22
248 Jarlsberg dead ahead sir... 1.3089 0.03052 382 291 64 27
249 We're gonna need a bigger board, Steve. 1.3086 0.02901 431 330 69 32
250 OK, but now we're going to need more prosciutto. 1.3081 0.03000 383 290 68 25
251 Are these the right knives? 1.3081 0.02950 409 312 68 29
252 Put down your weapons. I think we've entered Swiss waters. 1.3077 0.02896 403 304 74 25
253 The SS Charcuterie approached cautiously as it was known that sometimes the Swiss was was actually havarti. 1.3073 0.02943 410 313 68 29
254 That's why the moon didn't rise. 1.3073 0.03336 358 281 44 33
255 There's no room on this Board for a Big Cheese! 1.3071 0.03082 368 280 63 25
256 I knew the manchego sightings were wrong. 1.3069 0.02842 391 291 80 20
257 We must be approaching Milwaukee! 1.3067 0.03018 375 284 67 24
258 It's big and dangerous, no matter how you slice it. 1.3066 0.02813 411 308 80 23
259 It's a Submarine Cheesehead from Green Bay. Hang on to the Brats! 1.3064 0.03008 359 269 70 20
260 At ease, men. The Swiss are neutral. 1.3063 0.03070 382 290 60 28
261 You can tell how many have tried to capture her and failed. 1.3058 0.03060 363 274 65 23
262 My god, he's a Münster.. 1.3055 0.03103 347 260 63 20
263 Let's just hope there's a port side so we can wash all this down! 1.3054 0.03092 370 283 61 26
264 Now all we need are dates. 1.3046 0.02902 348 256 78 14
265 No, no. Not mirage- fromage. 1.3045 0.03050 381 292 62 27
266 And here I thought there was no such thing as the Swiss Navy. 1.3042 0.03134 378 293 55 30
267 It's Swiss, they come in Peace! 1.3042 0.03225 332 253 57 22
268 It’s okay, it’s just the Swiss, they’re neutral. 1.3031 0.03042 386 297 61 28
269 I told you there was no such thing as Sea Muensters… 1.3028 0.03147 360 277 57 26
270 Brie ye friend or foe? 1.3026 0.02997 390 299 64 27
271 Don’t forget the ninety per cent you can’t see. 1.3023 0.03029 354 267 67 20
272 It looks like a hard cheese. Let's make America grate again. 1.3015 0.02939 388 291 68 24
273 Finally! A Great White Cheddar! 1.3014 0.02927 365 280 59 23
274 Ahoy! It’s the tip of the Jarlsberg! 1.3013 0.02961 375 284 69 22
275 They were three men against the cheese. They had nothing but their knives and their courage. They knew it was a hard cheese and a hard world. But they also knew that a man can be destroyed but not defeated. 1.3013 0.03310 302 229 55 18
276 No Ahab, it's not Colby Dick. 1.3011 0.03180 362 281 53 28
277 It might back off if we get the right wine pairing. 1.3008 0.02998 359 271 68 20
278 I told you not to toss the Swiss Army knife overboard. 1.3006 0.03284 346 270 48 28
279 Perfect with a great white. vcoca74@yahoo.com 1.3006 0.03432 356 286 33 37
280 Careful men! in my experience, the cheese rarely stands alone 1.3005 0.03273 376 299 41 36
281 Turn back! It's just the tip of a giant Green Bay Packers fan. 1.2995 0.03259 364 287 45 32
282 Steady on the starboard side, lads! We need the Swiss to pair with our Port. 1.2988 0.03184 328 250 57 20
283 Aren't the Swiss still neutral? 1.2986 0.03171 355 275 54 26
284 Next time, let's have a more traditional brunch. 1.2986 0.02906 345 256 75 14
285 We're going to need some larger crackers. 1.2984 0.02988 382 293 64 25
286 This is the Swiss navy! 1.2983 0.03086 352 269 61 22
287 The party starts in an hour. We can’t let this one get away! 1.2980 0.03050 349 265 64 20
288 At least it’s not Velveeta. 1.2979 0.03167 339 260 57 22
289 Don’t be fooled by claims of neutrality. 1.2977 0.02956 346 259 71 16
290 Let her pass, boys; she's bound for the South Sandwich Islands. 1.2975 0.03224 326 250 55 21
291 Clear the board !! The great white is ahead. 1.2975 0.03045 363 278 62 23
292 Careful, it could be a shark in cheese clothing. 1.2975 0.03105 353 271 59 23
293 Put your knives away boys, this one’s a Grate White. 1.2973 0.02981 370 282 66 22
294 I think it's one of ours. 1.2973 0.02803 370 275 80 15
295 Let's watch it guys, this may just be a trap. 1.2971 0.03149 350 270 56 24
296 Remember: slice, not stab. 1.2970 0.02870 367 275 75 17
297 Careful maties, the cheese NEVER stands alone! 1.2970 0.03196 330 253 56 21
298 I knew there were holes in our plan. 1.2960 0.02853 375 282 75 18
299 Careful, I smell a rat. 1.2960 0.03025 348 260 65 19
300 At last, we’ve found the Great White Emmentaler. 1.2959 0.03169 338 260 55 22
301 Careful now, a strong cheese can unbalance the board. 1.2958 0.03297 311 239 52 20
302 It's surrendering in French, German, Italian and Romansh.” 1.2956 0.03358 362 291 35 36
303 Charcuterie Crew, ready your cutlery! 1.2955 0.03216 335 259 53 23
304 I say we settle -- we haven't seen a mozzarella in months. 1.2952 0.03121 332 253 60 19
305 We're going to run out of crackers. 1.2950 0.02763 383 286 79 16
306 There it is, Moldy Dick 1.2949 0.02940 390 300 65 25
307 Don't worry boys, it won't attack. The Swiss are always neutral. 1.2941 0.03249 357 282 45 30
308 You brought the grey poupon,right?! 1.2938 0.03200 337 261 53 23
309 One more hole should sink it. 1.2934 0.02976 351 266 67 18
310 That's my wake-up call. I'm never dropping acid in Wisconsin again... 1.2934 0.03399 317 249 43 24
311 " Just as I thought... we've drifted into Swiss waters! 1.2933 0.03240 300 228 56 16
312 I don't care if it is too mild, we need another cheese for this board! 1.2933 0.02800 358 266 79 13
313 Relax. The swiss are neutral. 1.2932 0.03229 324 250 53 21
314 We reached Wisconsin! 1.2930 0.03058 355 273 60 22
315 Aarg! It’s Morbier Dick! 1.2925 0.03097 335 256 60 19
316 We must be in international waters - it's Swiss! 1.2925 0.03034 359 276 61 22
317 Just because it's Swiss doesn't mean it's neutral. 1.2919 0.02846 394 299 69 22
318 God forbid, a bottle of pinot grigio should float by!! 1.2918 0.03068 353 272 59 22
319 It looks like the Swiss Navy has arrived! 1.2918 0.02810 377 284 76 17
320 Go for the semi-soft underbelly. 1.2917 0.02972 336 253 68 15
321 Don't attack ... it's Swiss! 1.2913 0.03049 333 253 63 17
322 I say we dump the Brie and take on the Swiss. 1.2913 0.03107 333 255 59 19
323 Some days you hunt the cheese and some days the cheese hunts you... 1.2912 0.03147 340 263 55 22
324 This will pair nicely with our urine. 1.2909 0.03514 330 267 30 33
325 The Swiss Navy to the rescue! 1.2907 0.03177 313 238 55 17
326 Damn the salami - full cheese ahead! 1.2906 0.03312 320 250 47 23
327 We finally found Wisconsin. 1.2905 0.03162 358 281 50 27
328 Come on boys, this is why we came to the Hamptons! 1.2900 0.03028 331 251 64 16
329 Careful, boys. 90% of that Jarlsberg is underwater! 1.2896 0.03046 328 248 62 14
330 So no one remembered the crackers? 1.2894 0.03088 311 235 62 14
331 Careful - something doesn't smell right. 1.2894 0.03188 311 238 56 17
332 They won't attack. The Swiss are always neutral. 1.2892 0.03331 325 256 44 25
333 We found the tip of the Jarlsberg! 1.2892 0.03080 332 251 60 18
334 We're going to need a bigger cheese board! 1.2888 0.03323 322 253 45 24
335 Men, whatever happens, it’s been an honor serving with you. 1.2887 0.02936 336 253 69 14
336 Let it go, boys. The wives said they wanted gouda. 1.2883 0.03159 333 258 54 21
337 Alright, maties -- time to put the "yarrr" in Jarlsberg! 1.2881 0.03028 354 273 60 21
338 Alright mates! We're getting ever closer to the Sandwich Islands! 1.2881 0.03249 302 232 53 17
339 Did anyone bring a Swiss-Army knife? 1.2878 0.02988 337 256 65 16
340 That one's Swiss, boys. We must be in international waters. 1.2875 0.02985 327 247 66 14
341 I told you to bring the Swiss army knife. 1.2873 0.03462 275 213 45 17
342 So he’s not just a deli counter myth!” 1.2872 0.03381 289 224 47 18
343 I think there are holes in its defenses. 1.2871 0.03021 310 233 65 12
344 You’re gonna need a bigger cracker. 1.2871 0.03357 317 250 43 24
345 We’ve found the holey land 1.2871 0.03205 317 245 53 19
346 Lower your arms, men! The Swiss are neutral! 1.2865 0.02973 349 267 64 18
347 Prepare to be smorgasborded 1.2862 0.03564 276 217 39 20
348 I cheddar at the thought of it 1.2857 0.03137 322 248 56 18
349 We're going to need a bigger crostini. 1.2857 0.03172 287 217 58 12
350 Must be the Swiss navy. 1.2857 0.03278 315 246 48 21
351 Hold your fire. We must observe Swiss neutrality. 1.2848 0.03249 323 253 48 22
352 We’re going to need a dryer Riesling. 1.2848 0.03309 302 235 48 19
353 Call me Swissmael! It’s a Great White Sharp 1.2848 0.03439 302 239 40 23
354 Careful, may be a domestic variety 1.2846 0.03487 267 207 44 16
355 Careful guys. It’s just the tip of the Jarlsberg. 1.2844 0.03191 327 255 51 21
356 Arm yourselves! This one’s a Muenster! 1.2843 0.03321 313 246 45 22
357 Do we have enough crackers? 1.2843 0.03144 306 234 57 15
358 Uh oh—it’s heading straight to my thighs. 1.2842 0.03541 278 219 39 20
359 Careful, it will try to overpower the Brie. 1.2840 0.03075 331 255 58 18
360 I no longer think the Swiss are neutral. 1.2840 0.03181 324 252 52 20
361 I thought Switzerland was landlocked. 1.2840 0.02995 324 246 64 14
362 False alarm boys....It's a foam cheesehead from Wisconsin. 1.2838 0.03319 296 230 48 18
363 Relax, boys. Just another sick joke from the Swiss Navy. 1.2835 0.03108 321 247 57 17
364 I guess we should invite a few more people. 1.2834 0.03032 307 232 63 12
365 Alert the captain of a change in first course! 1.2822 0.03239 287 220 53 14
366 Quickly! The Grey Poupon! 1.2819 0.03230 298 230 52 16
367 Damn! On Google Earth it looked like cheddar. 1.2817 0.03751 252 200 33 19
368 Put down your weapons, fellas! It’s the Swiss! 1.2815 0.03301 302 236 47 19
369 Lower your knives. It’s Swiss. 1.2813 0.03065 327 252 58 17
370 At ease, men. It’s a neutral vessel. 1.2810 0.03033 306 232 62 12
371 What do you mean you’re vegan? 1.2809 0.03150 299 229 56 14
372 Put down your spears! I come from Wisconsin in peace, and I'm running for President. 1.2808 0.02964 317 240 65 12
373 We are going to need a more wine. 1.2808 0.03253 317 249 47 21
374 We’re going to need a bigger bottle of wine” 1.2804 0.03101 321 246 54 16
375 I told you we didn’t need the Brie! 1.2803 0.03243 314 246 48 20
376 Oh, if we catch this we can make tuna melts!!!! 1.2801 0.03090 332 258 55 19
377 Fellas, we're gonna to need a bigger board. 1.2793 0.03391 290 228 43 19
378 Let me do it. I'm from Wisconsin! 1.2791 0.03096 301 230 58 13
379 Holy cow! It's the mother of all cheesebergs. 1.2788 0.03158 312 242 53 17
380 What if it's not low fat? 1.2788 0.03092 312 240 57 15
381 Nah, they won't attack us – that vessel is Swiss. 1.2788 0.03130 330 258 52 20
382 Ahhh, the OLD Trojan Cheese trick... Don't fall for it boys! 1.2787 0.03231 287 221 52 14
383 Be careful. That kind of camouflage could be shark-cuterie. 1.2787 0.03269 287 222 50 15
384 It’s the last of the “Great White Wheel” 1.2786 0.03477 262 204 43 15
385 This is still way better than going to Trader Joe’s. 1.2786 0.03437 280 220 42 18
386 Brace yourselves, lads. She's sunk three charcuterie boards already! 1.2785 0.03187 298 230 53 15
387 The holes are normal for the species, lads. 1.2784 0.03201 291 224 53 14
388 I told you not order from Costco 1.2782 0.03440 266 207 44 15
389 I think we're gonna need a bigger board. 1.2780 0.03348 295 232 44 19
390 Ishmael, you got this. 1.2778 0.03060 306 234 59 13
391 Colby Dick 1.2776 0.03351 281 219 46 16
392 Swiss engineered, no doubt. 1.2774 0.03199 328 259 47 22
393 Don't be fooled by the holes boys, this is a hard one. 1.2774 0.03228 292 226 51 15
394 We're off course,the chart says it should be Camembert 1.2769 0.02973 325 249 62 14
395 As for me, I am tormented for a glass of crisp Chardonnay.! 1.2767 0.02982 318 243 62 13
396 That's not an iceberg, it's a Jarlsberg! 1.2765 0.03218 293 227 51 15
397 If it doesn't yodel, it's not Swiss. 1.2764 0.03279 275 212 50 13
398 Careful! Don't let its historic neutrality fool you! 1.2763 0.02986 333 257 60 16
399 Be careful boys, it could be part of a larger platter. 1.2762 0.03381 286 225 43 18
400 This is what happens when a landlocked country decides to launch a navy. 1.2762 0.03417 286 226 41 19
401 Who's bright idea was it to attack Green Bay from the water? 1.2761 0.03462 297 238 36 23
402 Well it doesn't smell neutral. 1.2759 0.03165 290 223 54 13
403 No, we can't attack it--it's neutral ! 1.2757 0.03382 272 212 45 15
404 Careful boys...she's sharp. 1.2756 0.03254 283 219 50 14
405 Aye, she's a mighty Kraft. 1.2749 0.03373 291 230 42 19
406 It will only get confiscated by customs. 1.2748 0.03467 262 205 42 15
407 Part of the moon has fallen! 1.2747 0.03191 324 256 47 21
408 It's a sea muenster! 1.2746 0.03394 284 224 42 18
409 We made it to Wisconsin. 1.2746 0.03320 284 222 46 16
410 There may be a Packer fan under that! 1.2746 0.03270 295 231 47 17
411 Who invited the Swiss? 1.2742 0.03098 299 230 56 13
412 Who knew there was a Swiss navy? 1.2742 0.03134 299 231 54 14
413 Iceberg … no, it’s a jarlsberg 1.2742 0.03094 310 240 55 15
414 Stand down, men - we’ve entered neutral waters. 1.2740 0.03256 292 228 48 16
415 And here we have the lesser-known Loch Ness Munster. 1.2734 0.03460 267 210 41 16
416 It’s only the tip of the Jarlsberg. 1.2734 0.03241 289 225 49 15
417 My god! It’s the great white monster, Moldy Dick! 1.2727 0.03269 275 213 49 13
418 You've both gotta try these Apple Vision Pro goggles. 1.2724 0.03548 290 235 31 24
419 If you say, 'we're going to need a bigger charcuterie board,' one more time, Bradley, I'm feeding you to the prosciutto sharks. 1.2724 0.03355 279 219 44 16
420 Hang on! This is going to be semi-hard. 1.2722 0.02949 316 242 62 12
421 Now if we could only turn this water into wine… 1.2722 0.03272 316 252 42 22
422 Grate danger from unidentified Kraft! 1.2721 0.03307 294 230 44 18
423 Thar cheese holes! 1.2718 0.03095 309 240 54 15
424 Wait, it's Swiss! We can't attack a neutral cheese! 1.2718 0.03292 309 246 42 21
425 Prepare for boarding 1.2718 0.03019 287 218 60 9
426 Fend it off. It doesn't go with the Brie and crudités. 1.2718 0.02978 287 217 62 8
427 Call me Ishmorgasbord 1.2713 0.03138 317 249 50 18
428 No fear--clearly neutral and not very sharp. 1.2711 0.03273 284 222 46 15
429 Stand down, its Swiss, they're neutral 1.2711 0.03349 284 224 43 17
430 Careful, this one has a bite. 1.2711 0.03078 284 217 57 10
431 Oh no! It's Colby Dick 1.2708 0.03316 288 227 44 17
432 Thank God we survived the Limburger catastrophe! 1.2708 0.03022 325 253 56 16
433 I think this marks the end of Swiss neutrality. 1.2705 0.03409 281 223 40 18
434 The port side, the port side. 1.2705 0.03295 281 220 46 15
435 Mayday, mayday ! Hard to tawny port ! 1.2702 0.03148 285 220 53 12
436 It’s a baby Swiss which means the mother must be lurking nearby!” 1.2698 0.03723 252 203 30 19
437 I've heard of the Swiss Army, but I didn't know they had a Navy 1.2697 0.03255 330 266 39 25
438 OMG, It's the tip of the cheeseberg! 1.2697 0.03368 267 209 44 14
439 Thank God its not a sea muenster. 1.2695 0.03435 282 225 38 19
440 Hold off! It's neutral!" 1.2695 0.03323 282 222 44 16
441 We're gonna need more crackers.... 1.2694 0.03346 297 237 40 20
442 We'll be crushed into da brie!!!! 1.2692 0.03111 260 197 56 7
443 We finally made it to Wisconsin 1.2690 0.03147 290 225 52 13
444 Quick, hide the fig compote! 1.2689 0.03350 264 206 45 13
445 Hold your fire! It's Swiss. 1.2689 0.03115 305 238 52 15
446 We're safe. It won't attack. It's Swiss. 1.2688 0.03346 279 220 43 16
447 Call me 'It's-a-meal'. 1.2687 0.03155 294 229 50 14
448 Wait until you can see lettering on the rind. 1.2685 0.03207 324 259 43 22
449 I think we might be entering Swiss waters. 1.2682 0.03285 261 202 48 11
450 Which one of you jackasses pissed off the Swiss?! 1.2681 0.03369 276 218 42 16
451 Cheese, cheese, everywhere, and not a drop of wine. 1.2672 0.03405 262 206 42 14
452 this doesn't look gouda 1.2671 0.03319 277 218 44 15
453 It can’t be real. Switzerland is landlocked. 1.2671 0.03347 292 232 39 18
454 Prepare to board it! 1.2667 0.03422 255 200 42 13
455 Remember, that's only the tip of the Jarlsberg." 1.2655 0.03176 290 227 49 14
456 Look! It's Wisconsin. 1.2655 0.03168 275 213 51 11
457 And yet, many still doubt the great cheese-wheels are melting. 1.2654 0.03588 260 209 32 18
458 OK, I lied on my resume; I really don't have any prior experience harpooning seafaring cheese. 1.2652 0.03372 328 270 29 29
459 Hold tight! It’s coming right for us and it looks extra sharp! 1.2649 0.03306 268 206 44 13
460 Gentlemen, it's been an honor serving with you. 1.2645 0.03116 276 213 53 10
461 How does it stay afloat with all those holes? 1.2643 0.03128 280 217 52 11
462 Wine? More towards port. 1.2639 0.02991 288 221 58 9
463 Damn, more cheese! If only a school of crackers would swim by. 1.2638 0.03157 307 243 47 17
464 I never expected the Swiss to turn on us. 1.2633 0.03238 281 221 46 14
465 This could be trouble, no matter HOW you slice it. 1.2633 0.03159 281 219 50 12
466 The Swiss are still neutral - aren't they? 1.2633 0.03275 300 240 41 19
467 Thank God! We're approaching the Wisconsin shoreline! 1.2632 0.03107 304 239 50 15
468 Battle stations everybody — it's the BIG CHEESE! 1.2632 0.03343 247 192 45 10
469 The danger is always below the water line. It could be a 300 pound Packers' fan. 1.2632 0.03565 266 215 32 19
470 Remember, 90 percent of it is underwater. 1.2632 0.03072 304 238 52 14
471 Don't let the holes fool you. It's not neutral. 1.2630 0.03022 289 223 56 10
472 I say we just settle for chips and dip. 1.2630 0.03067 270 207 55 8
473 I told you we should have brought the Swiss army knife. 1.2628 0.03412 274 219 38 17
474 I ordered a cheeseburger, not a cheeseberg. 1.2628 0.03333 274 217 42 15
475 A cheese berg in Paradise! 1.2621 0.03071 309 243 51 15
476 Finally, the ‘great white cheese.’ No more Velveeta for Ahab. 1.2621 0.03315 290 232 40 18
477 Careful, men, it’s sharp! 1.2621 0.03315 290 232 40 18
478 It’s domestic, but it’ll do. 1.2618 0.03241 275 216 46 13
479 We're going to need a bigger glass of wine. 1.2617 0.03146 298 235 48 15
480 If anyone can turn water into wine we'll be all set. 1.2617 0.03355 256 201 43 12
481 We need a bigger bread board! 1.2616 0.03128 279 217 51 11
482 We're going to need a bigger board... some fig jam could be nice too. 1.2609 0.03379 253 199 42 12
483 Damn it,we should have taken the bigger board. 1.2603 0.03834 219 176 29 14
484 Careful, they can be sharp. 1.2602 0.03242 246 190 48 8
485 It's Swiss. Neutral. Perfect for these soft crackers. 1.2601 0.03045 296 231 53 12
486 Now if we can just turn the water into wine...we're all set... 1.2599 0.03220 277 218 46 13
487 I'm hoping to get promoted to the wine boat. 1.2598 0.03068 281 218 53 10
488 And now we wait for a salami 1.2594 0.03404 239 187 42 10
489 Don't worry, Matey's. Swiss is neutral and pairs nicely with everything. 1.2593 0.03398 270 216 38 16
490 But isn’t this the Gulf of Gorgonzola? 1.2591 0.03403 274 220 37 17
491 You told me the Swiss were supposed to be neutral! 1.2590 0.03329 278 222 40 15
492 Their’s no neutral in charcuterie. 1.2584 0.03381 267 213 39 15
493 Are we in neutral waters? 1.2584 0.03253 267 210 45 12
494 Easy lads, she is already full of holes... 1.2583 0.03392 240 188 42 10
495 We’re going to need a bigger charcuterie board. 1.2583 0.03263 271 214 44 13
496 We already have a hard cheese. Let's hold out for a gorgonzola to balance things out. 1.2582 0.03550 244 195 35 14
497 Darn spellcheck. I did not order sharkuterie. 1.2582 0.03272 275 216 43 14
498 It's Swiss, so it should be neutral, but with a sweet, mild and nutty taste 1.2581 0.03416 248 196 40 12
499 I didn't know that Switzerland had a Navy. 1.2581 0.03319 279 223 40 16
500 Guys ... the Swiss don't HAVE a Navy! 1.2581 0.03510 248 198 36 14
501 …It’s a muenster! 1.2579 0.03472 252 201 37 14
502 We've only got room for the holes 1.2578 0.03344 256 202 42 12
503 If we can land this baby, we’ll dump the Brie. 1.2578 0.03251 256 200 46 10
504 Stand down, men. They're neutral. 1.2575 0.03509 233 184 38 11
505 We're going to need a bigger baguette... 1.2575 0.03328 268 213 41 14
506 Where's the wine? 1.2569 0.03126 253 195 51 7
507 Before glacial melting, we could only find this at Lake Lucerne. 1.2567 0.03207 261 204 47 10
508 All hams on deck! 1.2564 0.03599 234 187 34 13
509 I say we dump the brie and go for it! 1.2564 0.03548 234 186 36 12
510 Cheeses Christ! 1.2563 0.03703 238 193 29 16
511 Now look for a bottle of wine. Not one of those with a message inside. 1.2561 0.03281 246 192 45 9
512 Watch out, it's coming for our crackers! 1.2560 0.03092 293 231 49 13
513 Wait! That’s a neutral cheese 1.2556 0.03074 266 206 52 8
514 Careful. It might be a trap. 1.2553 0.03287 282 226 40 16
515 Stay sharp, men. It's a Jarls-berg. 1.2553 0.03400 282 229 34 19
516 There's the cheese, but where's the port? 1.2552 0.03217 286 228 43 15
517 The S.S Charcuterie Board about to complete their mission." 1.2552 0.03149 290 229 46 14
518 There's no flag,but I think it's Swiss. 1.2550 0.03518 251 202 34 15
519 Looks like shark-cuterie to me ! 1.2550 0.03332 251 198 42 11
520 A cheese berg! 1.2547 0.03199 267 209 46 11
521 This is where we ask ourselves: Are we mice are or we men!? 1.2543 0.03393 291 238 32 21
522 Stay back, Captain, you are lactose intolerant. 1.2542 0.03530 240 192 35 13
523 Baby Swiss? Not on my board. 1.2541 0.03343 244 192 42 10
524 We're going to need more corned beef." 1.2541 0.03188 244 189 48 7
525 Sweet Cheeses! 1.2540 0.03404 248 197 39 12
526 Look guys! Just what we needed; a 'cheeseburg!' 1.2540 0.03506 252 203 34 15
527 Swiss Cheese Family Robinson 1.2537 0.03242 272 216 43 13
528 My god boys… we’re never going to poop again 1.2537 0.03813 205 164 30 11
529 It looks like she's been taking some shots across her bow! 1.2530 0.03309 253 199 42 11
530 It’s all that remains of the Great White Wheel. 1.2529 0.03275 257 203 43 11
531 Careful men, this one's not spreadable. 1.2528 0.03466 265 215 33 17
532 Wait, aren't the Swiss always neutral? 1.2528 0.03507 265 216 31 18
533 It's a great white! 1.2527 0.03281 277 222 40 15
534 I bet this only happens on Lake Michigan... 1.2522 0.03337 226 176 43 7
535 Remember, the enemy is firm, but nutty 1.2521 0.03443 238 189 38 11
536 I told you I don’t want to be in this cheesy movie 1.2520 0.03319 246 194 42 10
537 It's a rogue sharp. 1.2520 0.03652 246 201 28 17
538 Prepare to cheese board! 1.2520 0.03391 254 203 38 13
539 This is it men! The big one!! 1.2519 0.03124 270 212 48 10
540 We're gonna need some bigger crackers 1.2510 0.03368 251 200 39 12
541 Soon to be a stinking ship. 1.2510 0.03223 251 197 45 9
542 I told you Switzerland has a navy. 1.2510 0.03432 259 209 35 15
543 Be careful. Remember about 90% of it is under water. 1.2510 0.03252 259 205 43 11
544 Look out! It’s sharp 1.2510 0.03298 259 206 41 12
545 Charcuterists, Charge! 1.2509 0.03188 267 211 45 11
546 It is either Switzerland or Wisconsin 1.2509 0.03402 267 216 35 16
547 Had to go with the free range, didn't you, Jeff? 1.2500 0.03483 204 159 39 6
548 Ordering through Grubhub has its advantages. 1.2500 0.03380 244 194 39 11
549 And I was worried about hitting Iceberg lettuce! 1.2500 0.03209 264 209 44 11
550 'Grate white!' 1.2500 0.03430 244 195 37 12
551 Be careful boys it could be a Velveeta trojan horse. 1.2500 0.03322 276 223 37 16
552 They say 90% of the calories are below the water. 1.2500 0.03523 224 178 36 10
553 The Swiss aren’t usually this aggressive. 1.2500 0.03232 272 217 42 13
554 Scars from their last battle shown plainly on the side of the great white beast, and it's aged smell hung heavy over the men, whose faces could not hide the pangs of indigestion wrought upon them from their previous nights foray. 1.2500 0.03274 272 218 40 14
555 Where’s that damn big mouse from last week’s contest when you need him!? 1.2500 0.03949 212 174 23 15
556 OMG! 90% is underwater! 1.2492 0.03083 297 237 46 14
557 You can put down your weapons, men. The Swiss are neutral. 1.2491 0.03247 285 230 39 16
558 I knew we should have brought the Swiss Army knife! 1.2491 0.03304 273 220 38 15
559 No, I checked—there’s nothing in Moby Dick remotely like this. 1.2490 0.03120 257 201 48 8
560 If there's another 90% underwater we can live like kings 1.2490 0.03249 253 200 43 10
561 I smell a rat. 1.2490 0.03233 249 195 44 9
562 Don't Attack It's Just The Swiss Navy 1.2490 0.03380 249 199 38 12
563 Careful, it might be Limburger in disguise 1.2490 0.03466 245 197 35 13
564 We need a bigger cutting board! 1.2490 0.03354 241 191 40 10
565 Your map is wrong, that is not Switzerland! 1.2489 0.03546 237 191 33 13
566 We have reached the Holy Land. 1.2488 0.03639 213 170 33 10
567 Swiss? You ordered Swiss? 1.2483 0.03092 290 231 46 13
568 Jarls-berg! 1.2481 0.03344 258 207 38 13
569 False alarm. Wisconsin snorkeler. 1.2480 0.03222 250 197 44 8
570 I don’t care if we’ve room only for a baby Swiss - we can’t pass up this Great White! 1.2480 0.03462 250 202 34 14
571 Get me my Swiss Army knife! 1.2479 0.03237 242 188 43 8
572 The Swiss are on to us! 1.2479 0.03325 238 188 41 9
573 On your guard, it's artisanal. 1.2478 0.03286 230 180 43 7
574 Sharkuterie,straight ahead! 1.2477 0.03563 214 170 35 9
575 It’s probably going to be a bit salty. 1.2473 0.03117 275 218 46 11
576 The Swiss aren’t famous for fighting, but let’s not push our luck. 1.2470 0.03193 247 194 45 8
577 Thar she blows, Moldy-Dick! 1.2469 0.03469 239 192 35 12
578 Weapons down, fellas, we’re in Swiss waters. 1.2468 0.03661 235 192 28 15
579 The Swiss Navy vessel was no match for the Charcuterian cutter. 1.2468 0.03508 235 189 34 12
580 Avast ye, Lads! Thar be the majestic sea muenster! 1.2468 0.03496 231 185 35 11
581 Holey Moley! Perfect timing! The Swiss Navy is here! 1.2467 0.03646 227 184 30 13
582 Careful, boys – these are charcuterie-infested waters! 1.2466 0.03523 223 178 35 10
583 Making America grated again. 1.2464 0.03356 280 229 33 18
584 Relax, it's just a cheeseberg. 1.2464 0.03573 207 164 35 8
585 I thought we were supposed to bring home the bacon 1.2462 0.03287 264 212 39 13
586 I didn't know the Swiss had a Navy 1.2462 0.03320 260 209 38 13
587 The cheese floats alone! 1.2462 0.03136 260 205 46 9
588 Can you blame me for thinking he said "monster"? 1.2460 0.03391 252 203 36 13
589 Reel it in; Swiss neutrality is full of holes. 1.2460 0.03232 248 196 43 9
590 It's him, lads -- Moldy Dick 1.2459 0.03515 244 198 32 14
591 Relax. It's not an iceberg. It's a Jarlsberg. 1.2459 0.03317 244 194 40 10
592 Hold on, boys. We need a Swiss Army knife for this one. 1.2458 0.03597 236 192 30 14
593 Anyone who says, 'we're gonna need a bigger charcuterie board,' gets sliced. 1.2458 0.03390 236 188 38 10
594 We're going to need a bigger cracker! 1.2456 0.03684 228 186 28 14
595 We're gonna need a bigger plateau de fromages. 1.2455 0.03730 224 183 27 14
596 I don't think it will attack. It's Swiss. 1.2454 0.03253 273 220 39 14
597 Hmm, I smell a rat! 1.2451 0.03389 257 208 35 14
598 She's the 'Emmentaler,' out of Switzerland. 1.2450 0.03368 249 200 37 12
599 We must be nearing the coast of Wisconsin. Keep a sharp eye out for cheddar. 1.2448 0.03236 241 189 43 8
600 Careful. It’s sharp. 1.2445 0.03399 229 182 38 9
601 We must be near Wisconsin. A piece of it has broken off. 1.2445 0.03399 229 182 38 9
602 It's Sharkuterie Week! 1.2442 0.03697 217 176 29 12
603 Careful. It’s more afraid of us than we are of it. 1.2442 0.03286 258 207 39 12
604 It's okay, the Swiss are neutral. 1.2441 0.03413 254 206 34 14
605 If Dr. Oz wants crudites, then, by god, he's going to have crudites. 1.2440 0.03670 209 168 31 10
606 I thought you said the Swiss didn't have a navy? 1.2440 0.03356 250 201 37 12
607 Careful, it may be attached to the head of a Packer Fan. 1.2439 0.03441 246 199 34 13
608 What a time to run out of wine! 1.2439 0.03191 246 194 44 8
609 It's the Swiss Army. I'm guessing they've come for our knives. 1.2439 0.03343 246 197 38 11
610 Be careful men. Nine tenths of a Jarlsberg is below the surface. 1.2438 0.03170 242 190 45 7
611 THIS motherfucker! 1.2437 0.04081 197 163 20 14
612 The Swiss are neutral, but it could be a Trojan Wedge. 1.2436 0.03348 234 186 39 9
613 No matter how you slice it we're in trouble. 1.2435 0.03385 230 183 38 9
614 Anyway you slice it fellas, it looks like a trap 1.2434 0.03366 226 179 39 8
615 Never let the Costco sized cheese on board! 1.2433 0.03151 263 209 44 10
616 Don't let this be the one that got a whey. 1.2430 0.03344 251 202 37 12
617 We’re gonna need a bigger board. Oh, and maybe a bottle of red? 1.2429 0.03661 247 205 24 18
618 We need to bring it in boys or no one will believe us. 1.2428 0.03417 243 196 35 12
619 I'm not sure these utensils will cut it. We may need a Swiss Army knife. 1.2427 0.03456 239 193 34 12
620 All we ever catch is cheese; maybe we should consider getting a fishing boat. 1.2426 0.03816 202 164 27 11
621 I’ be wary of this one, floating despite all those holes! 1.2423 0.03294 227 177 41 7
622 Wait! They're neutral. 1.2422 0.03298 256 206 38 12
623 Lower your spear, Jenkins. It’s neutral. 1.2422 0.03207 223 174 44 5
624 Wisconsin can't be far off! 1.2419 0.03219 248 197 42 9
625 Thar she Bordeaux! 1.2415 0.03435 265 218 30 17
626 Knives down, Men. It's obviously Swiss. Neutral country. 1.2414 0.03207 261 209 41 11
627 We’re going to need a bigger boat. And possibly more crackers. 1.2412 0.03509 228 184 33 11
628 Who cut the cheese? 1.2411 0.03459 253 207 31 15
629 That ain't no whale; that a great white wedge 1.2411 0.03436 224 179 36 9
630 ... and that's just the tip of the Jarlsberg! 1.2409 0.03313 274 224 34 16
631 Be careful, this one has a sharp bite. 1.2408 0.03136 245 193 45 7
632 Quick, men! The Triscuit harpoon! 1.2407 0.03456 216 172 36 8
633 Careful! 95% is below the waterline. 1.2407 0.03480 241 196 32 13
634 We have the right of whey. 1.2406 0.03498 212 169 35 8
635 Boarding party stand by ! 1.2405 0.03331 262 213 35 14
636 Do we need Swiss if we already have Brie? 1.2403 0.03509 233 189 32 12
637 Time to put the 'shark' in our 'cuterie'! 1.2402 0.03440 229 184 35 10
638 Call me Noshmeal. 1.2402 0.03603 229 187 29 13
639 Right after we avoided the iceberg lettuce. 1.2400 0.03537 225 182 32 11
640 Don't worry..it's neutral 1.2400 0.03244 225 177 42 6
641 Get your knives ready. It's the great white wedge. 1.2394 0.03123 259 206 44 9
642 Don't worry -- it's neutral. 1.2393 0.03222 234 185 42 7
643 After this, if we survive, we must find the Great White Wine." 1.2387 0.03622 222 181 29 12
644 At last, the grate white cheese! 1.2387 0.03565 222 179 30 11
645 Let it pass. We're seeking the great white cheddar. 1.2387 0.03251 243 194 40 9
646 My wife always tells me not to go overboard with the cheeses. 1.2387 0.03454 243 198 32 13
647 Shark-uterie! 1.2383 0.03711 193 155 30 8
648 Looks like a Disney cruise. 1.2383 0.03654 214 170 28 11
649 Don't worry. The cheese always stands alone. 1.2383 0.03482 235 191 32 11
650 Don't let the holes fool you, men, it's a sharp cheddar. 1.2379 0.03355 248 201 35 12
651 Easy lads, easy. She's a real muenster. 1.2379 0.03219 227 179 42 6
652 Expect it to be salty. 1.2379 0.03776 227 189 22 16
653 This will pair nicely with a white. 1.2377 0.02929 265 208 51 6
654 Lunch at one o’clock, Capitan. 1.2377 0.03239 244 195 40 9
655 See, I told you Wisconsin has the best lakes. 1.2376 0.03530 202 161 34 7
656 Wait…First let me get a picture of it… Say cheese 1.2374 0.03535 219 177 32 10
657 Swiss? We really are in a recession! 1.2374 0.03651 219 179 28 12
658 Nope. Fuck this,” Queequeg said, diving overboard with his coffin of brie 1.2374 0.03668 257 216 19 21
659 We're gonna need a bigger Knife 1.2372 0.03260 253 204 38 11
660 This is bad, we've been blown into Swiss waters! 1.2370 0.03560 211 170 32 9
661 I always thought it was cheddar that overpowered a board 1.2366 0.03302 224 178 39 7
662 Swiss? Lol. Well a bad day charcutering still beats a good day working.” 1.2366 0.03536 224 181 31 11
663 You know, we should wait for a Brie 1.2365 0.03314 241 194 37 10
664 Careful, it's a trick! There's no coast of Switzerland. 1.2364 0.03263 258 209 37 12
665 Put down your weapons, the cheese is neutral! 1.2364 0.03400 220 176 36 8
666 Don’t be fooled. It’s a Trojan Cheese. 1.2364 0.03579 220 179 30 11
667 The Swiss Family Robinson knew they had finally discovered the perfect pairing for their charcuterie. 1.2363 0.03241 237 189 40 8
668 Drop anchor until the wine arrives. 1.2362 0.03051 254 201 46 7
669 We'll use all parts, even the rind -- lest we be remembered as uncouth. 1.2362 0.03629 199 160 31 8
670 You're gonna need a bigger brie. 1.2361 0.03563 216 174 31 10
671 There it is. The Big Cheese! 1.2361 0.03502 216 174 33 9
672 I dunno. It ain't blubber but it's still high in cholesterol. 1.2361 0.03102 233 183 45 5
673 That's no Swiss. That's a great white Gouda 1.2360 0.03183 250 200 41 9
674 Remember, 2/3ds of it are under water. This is just the tip of the cheeseburg. 1.2360 0.03379 250 204 33 13
675 Cheese Knife! Where the Hell’s the Harpoon? 1.2358 0.03545 212 171 32 9
676 The Swiss Family Robinson must be nearby. 1.2358 0.03350 212 168 37 6
677 I told you that taking that baby swiss was a bad idea. How about if we throw it back in? 1.2358 0.03416 246 201 32 13
678 Change course. 1.2356 0.03524 208 167 33 8
679 It’s a cheeseberg! 1.2356 0.03633 225 185 27 13
680 This one looks like more than we can chew. 1.2350 0.03149 234 185 43 6
681 Careful boys, it's the great white Swiss or my name isn't Ishmael. 1.2350 0.03428 234 190 33 11
682 I think that it's safe. The Swiss are not known to be aggressive. 1.2350 0.03374 234 189 35 10
683 Ok men! We've got the perfect weapons for this one... our Swiss Army knives! 1.2350 0.03481 234 191 31 12
684 That's a big sharkuterie, we're gonna need a bigger boat. 1.2348 0.03305 247 197 35 11
685 I said we needed to find some munster cheese, not monster cheese. 1.2347 0.03713 213 175 26 12
686 Remember boys, we need to take it alive. 1.2346 0.02963 243 190 49 4
687 It's going to ram us on the Port side. Grab the bottle, quick! 1.2346 0.03441 243 199 31 13
688 Don't worry. This is only a semi-hard cheese to catch. 1.2345 0.03394 226 182 35 9
689 I thought they decommissioned the USS Wisconsin. 1.2344 0.03375 209 166 37 6
690 It’s not Swiss. It’s a Trojan Feta. 1.2342 0.03250 222 176 40 6
691 Why are we attacking a neutral cheese? 1.2340 0.03468 235 192 31 12
692 I think we're going to need a bigger charcuterie board. 1.2338 0.03864 201 166 23 12
693 Not to worry...This platter is unsinkable! 1.2338 0.03286 231 185 38 8
694 Remember,90% is under water 1.2336 0.03515 214 173 32 9
695 I can’t believe the Swiss jumped overboard! 1.2335 0.03438 227 184 33 10
696 The proportions are all wrong - that thing is gonna wreck our carefully crafted board! 1.2333 0.03205 240 192 40 8
697 Careful...this can't be Gouda 1.2333 0.03558 210 170 31 9
698 No need for knives! It’s a neutral cheese. 1.2332 0.03199 253 204 39 10
699 Knives down, men. They have no beef with us. 1.2331 0.03239 236 189 39 8
700 No matter what happens, boys, I want history to remember the name SS Charcuterie! 1.2330 0.03400 206 164 36 6
701 We must be approaching Switzerland. 1.2329 0.03459 219 177 33 9
702 Oh no - I thought the Swiss were neutral! 1.2328 0.03386 232 188 34 10
703 Thar she bleus! 1.2327 0.03511 202 162 33 7
704 But where are the Robinsons? 1.2326 0.03438 215 173 34 7
705 The Swiss will balance the Brie! 1.2326 0.03009 258 205 46 7
706 After weeks at sea, the H.M.S. Charcurterie's prey was sighted. 1.2324 0.03027 241 190 46 5
707 I’m getting ready for the mouse. 1.2324 0.03403 241 197 32 12
708 If it hits us, we are going to have a lot of de-Brie floating around. 1.2321 0.03521 224 183 30 11
709 You're in my Sharkuterie nightmare 1.2321 0.03282 237 191 37 9
710 Let this one go. It has holes in it. 1.2321 0.03227 237 190 39 8
711 I told you the boss would show up 1.2320 0.03747 194 158 27 9
712 I hereby claim this discovery on behalf of real men everywhere who eat quiche! 1.2318 0.03687 233 194 22 16
713 Does anyone have a Swiss Army knife? 1.2317 0.03192 259 210 38 11
714 These Honey I Shrunk the Kids sequels are getting really weird. 1.2315 0.03607 216 177 28 11
715 Early hunter-gathers from what is now the Hamptons. 1.2315 0.03486 216 175 32 9
716 Nobody ever expects the Swiss Navy. 1.2315 0.03295 216 172 38 6
717 Keep your crackers dry until I give the signal. 1.2314 0.03296 229 184 37 8
718 We're going to need more ham! 1.2314 0.03411 229 186 33 10
719 Alright boys, I want her thinly sliced, I'm craving a Ruben. 1.2311 0.03215 238 191 39 8
720 "Did anyone remember to bring the crackers? 1.2308 0.03431 221 179 33 9
721 I thought the Swiss were supposed to be neutral. 1.2308 0.03699 208 171 26 11
722 Are you positive this cutting board is unsinkable? 1.2308 0.03246 221 176 39 6
723 Now all we need is some iceberg lettuce. 1.2308 0.03228 260 212 36 12
724 When I say 'cheese,' smile at it. Then, the knives. 1.2308 0.03301 208 165 38 5
725 Aim for the eyes! 1.2305 0.03327 243 198 34 11
726 Be careful ... it's extra sharp! 1.2304 0.03507 230 189 29 12
727 From now on, you can call me Monterrey Jack Sparrow. 1.2304 0.03555 191 151 32 6
728 At last… Colby Dick!! 1.2301 0.03549 226 186 28 12
729 Are you sure we want this one? We already have some brie on board. 1.2301 0.03137 226 179 42 5
730 Should we wait for the aged parmesan? 1.2301 0.03260 226 181 38 7
731 Steady, boys—we’re in sharp infested waters. 1.2300 0.03575 213 174 29 10
732 Wait...How close are we to France? 1.2300 0.03594 200 161 29 8
733 Now, aren't you glad we dumped the baby carrots? 1.2298 0.03426 248 205 29 14
734 For the men of the S.S. Antipasto, the adventure continued. 1.2298 0.03292 235 190 36 9
735 HOLEY— 1.2297 0.03476 222 181 31 10
736 No jokes about cutting the cheese this time. 1.2297 0.03703 222 185 23 14
737 Avast! It's the great white cheddar! 1.2294 0.03439 231 189 31 11
738 She's coming for her baby! 1.2294 0.03577 218 179 28 11
739 Knives down—it's a neutral one. 1.2294 0.03395 218 176 34 8
740 Shut up, James! It will fit. 1.2293 0.03465 205 165 33 7
741 Once we get this Emmental on board, we head to the Mediterranean to hunt the prosciutto. 1.2293 0.03667 205 168 27 10
742 Thar blows the biggest Packers fan! 1.2293 0.03601 205 167 29 9
743 Careful guys. It may be a Trojan cheese. 1.2292 0.03136 240 192 41 7
744 We forgot the Swiss Army Knife! 1.2288 0.03492 236 195 28 13
745 This is not Gouda. 1.2287 0.03663 188 152 29 7
746 'You're gonna need a bigger boat – it's a grated white' 1.2287 0.03520 223 183 29 11
747 I've never seen the Swiss this hostile! 1.2286 0.03410 210 168 34 7
748 The wedge! The wedge! 1.2286 0.03476 210 170 32 8
749 At last...face to face with a great white charcuterie! 1.2286 0.03342 210 168 36 6
750 Where are the baguettes? We were supposed to rendezvous here! 1.2283 0.03125 254 205 40 9
751 This is ridiculous. Why would a landlocked country have a navy?! 1.2283 0.03562 219 180 28 11
752 Pace yourself, lads, this is just the starter. 1.2283 0.03503 219 179 30 10
753 As long as she's properly aged, she's welcome aboard. 1.2283 0.03945 184 152 22 10
754 Jarlsburg at 1:00! 1.2282 0.03310 206 164 37 5
755 Knives down. It’s an independent. 1.2281 0.03234 228 181 38 7
756 Alright, guys. It’s been a good day. We have the chance to make it a great day! 1.2278 0.03040 237 188 44 5
757 Unfortunately, I forgot the Swiss Army Knife. 1.2275 0.03797 189 155 25 9
758 Did no one bring extra crackers? 1.2275 0.03567 189 152 31 6
759 It's going to ram us. I thought the Swiss were neutral. 1.2273 0.03367 220 178 34 8
760 In the name of King Charcuterie, halt and prepare to be boarded. 1.2273 0.03305 220 177 36 7
761 Hey wait... let's try my Swiss army knife 1.2271 0.03338 229 186 34 9
762 Why couldn't that giant mouse be in THIS cartoon. 1.2271 0.03435 207 167 33 7
763 I have a feeling this one won’t put up a fight. 1.2269 0.03003 216 169 45 2
764 Mild? Not so much! It's just the tip of the Jarlsberg! 1.2269 0.03591 216 178 27 11
765 Look! We're entering Wisconsin. 1.2268 0.03506 194 156 32 6
766 But I thought they were neutral ! 1.2267 0.03376 225 183 33 9
767 I'm not sure it's worth rocking the cutting board. 1.2266 0.03406 203 163 34 6
768 You're going to need a bigger boat. 1.2264 0.03446 212 172 32 8
769 Wasn’t the Swiss supposed to be neutral? 1.2264 0.03511 212 173 30 9
770 He says he's neutral. 1.2263 0.03101 243 195 41 7
771 I would have preferred a great white cheddar, but this baby swiss will still give us one hell of a fight! 1.2263 0.03313 243 198 33 11
772 Must be a Packers fan 1.2262 0.03648 221 184 23 13
773 Thar she Asiagos! 1.2260 0.03488 208 168 31 8
774 What luck! A piece of the moon has fallen! 1.2260 0.03619 208 171 27 10
775 Men, knives down! The Swiss are neutral 1.2259 0.03349 239 196 32 11
776 "But at what cost? 1.2258 0.03455 217 177 31 9
777 Well, it doesn't look neutral to me. 1.2254 0.03249 244 199 35 10
778 I thought the Swiss cheeses were neutral. 1.2252 0.03633 222 185 24 13
779 Not to seem pretentious, but my forked-tipped spear, or pronged cheese knife if you will, is proper for the occasion. 1.2248 0.03440 218 178 31 9
780 It's not worth it! That's store brand. 1.2247 0.03695 178 144 28 6
781 Oh boy, there's gotta be a giant mouse nearby. 1.2247 0.03231 227 183 37 7
782 Let's get it. That's the white Wisconsin that took my leg. 1.2247 0.03290 227 184 35 8
783 Swiss Cheese often overwhelms the Charcuterie. 1.2245 0.03621 196 160 28 8
784 I’m pretty sure those aren’t its blow-holes, Stan. 1.2244 0.03447 205 166 32 7
785 Ready, aim, slice! 1.2244 0.03232 205 163 38 4
786 Check the expiration date. 1.2244 0.03305 205 164 36 5
787 Be careful. That one has a bite to it. 1.2244 0.03377 205 165 34 6
788 Cheesus! 1.2243 0.03481 214 175 30 9
789 It's gonna be semi-hard but let's try to get it aboard. 1.2243 0.03417 214 174 32 8
790 Remember, one inch cubes and work fast. 1.2243 0.03219 214 171 38 5
791 I think we’re gonna need a bigger knife. 1.2243 0.03219 214 171 38 5
792 It’s from Costco boys — let’s see if the Navy can handle it. 1.2242 0.03265 223 180 36 7
793 It's likely a neutral flavor. 1.2242 0.03139 223 178 40 5
794 Steady mates, it's the great white Swiss! 1.2242 0.03387 223 182 32 9
795 Our C.A.R.E. package from Wisconsin is finally here. 1.2242 0.03387 223 182 32 9
796 Let's wait for one we can't pronounce. 1.2240 0.03517 192 155 31 6
797 Prepare to be cheese boarded 1.2238 0.03650 210 174 25 11
798 Careful, it's just the tip. 1.2237 0.03237 219 176 37 6
799 Be careful! It is a sharp Swiss. 1.2237 0.03336 228 186 33 9
800 I think we're going to need a bigger ham. 1.2237 0.03393 228 187 31 10
801 We are all going to cut the cheese. 1.2233 0.03633 206 170 26 10
802 This is it, men. The one we've been looking for. The Great White Wedge. 1.2233 0.03339 215 174 34 7
803 We're gonna need a bigger raft... 1.2233 0.03206 215 172 38 5
804 This one may be hard to get on board. 1.2233 0.03273 215 173 36 6
805 Careful men, that's just the tip of the Limburger 1.2233 0.03339 215 174 34 7
806 So are we all going to cut the cheese? 1.2232 0.03432 224 184 30 10
807 I was expecting camembert. 1.2232 0.03373 224 183 32 9
808 Steady lads... it's rare to see the Mighty Morbier in these waters. 1.2232 0.02992 233 185 44 4
809 We’re going to need a bigger cutting board. 1.2231 0.03259 242 198 34 10
810 Beware. It could be a trap. 1.2228 0.03526 184 148 31 5
811 Neutral, my ass. Don’t forget, ninety percent of it is below the waterline. 1.2228 0.03652 193 158 27 8
812 And you didn't believe there were sea muensters! 1.2228 0.03253 202 161 37 4
813 Surely, one of us MUST have a Swiss army knife! 1.2227 0.03377 211 171 33 7
814 Wow! We don’t usually see a Jarlsberg this far south! 1.2227 0.03309 211 170 35 6
815 We’ve never had waves buffet us like this. 1.2227 0.03590 220 183 25 12
816 Guys—our holy grail. 1.2227 0.03412 220 180 31 9
817 Don't shoot til we see what's pushing the cheese. 1.2227 0.03071 238 191 41 6
818 I think we can drop anchor. It’s neutral territory. 1.2222 0.03130 198 156 40 2
819 We should've docked back at the asiago. 1.2222 0.03211 198 157 38 3
820 It says it's neutral... 1.2222 0.03417 207 168 32 7
821 It’s happening, boys, sharkuterie! 1.2222 0.03551 207 170 28 9
822 Ahoy! 'Tis the Great White Cheese! 1.2222 0.03485 207 169 30 8
823 We came all this way for Jarlsberg? 1.2222 0.03055 216 171 42 3
824 It's okay, it's "It's okay, it's Swiss; it's neutral." 1.2222 0.03659 198 163 26 9
825 Remember, what you see is only the tip of the Jarlsberg . . . 1.2222 0.03617 207 170 26 10
826 Now all we need is a floating bottle of wine. 1.2222 0.03417 207 168 32 7
827 All this for Swiss?! 1.2222 0.03418 225 185 30 10
828 It’s coming for the brie! 1.2217 0.03252 230 187 35 8
829 It's a trap!!! 1.2217 0.03477 230 191 27 12
830 Knives down! They're neutral! 1.2217 0.03517 221 183 27 11
831 We'll never get to the main course! 1.2217 0.03080 221 176 41 4
832 Let him pass. It's meat we seek. 1.2217 0.03211 221 178 37 6
833 When all you have is Brie, everything looks Gouda. 1.2217 0.03363 212 172 33 7
834 Cheeseberg, right ahead. 1.2217 0.03458 203 165 31 7
835 If we're not careful, it could overpower the Brie. 1.2217 0.03663 203 168 25 10
836 Damn the prosciutto, full speed ahead! 1.2216 0.03849 194 162 21 11
837 Well of course it's heading right at us...they never pick sides. 1.2216 0.03708 194 160 25 9
838 We’ll have to let this one go. It’s neutral. 1.2216 0.03561 194 158 29 7
839 I say we let it go unless a nice shallot jam comes bobbing along. 1.2216 0.03795 176 144 25 7
840 Swiss neutrality be damned! 1.2213 0.03261 235 192 34 9
841 Buckle up boys, for a Nantucket wheyride. 1.2213 0.03317 235 193 32 10
842 Just keep slicing 'til the cracker arrives. 1.2212 0.03042 217 172 42 3
843 All I'm gonna say is ... we need a bigger board 1.2212 0.03190 208 166 38 4
844 I thought the Swiss were neutral! 1.2208 0.03180 231 187 37 7
845 The big question is, can we get it a board 1.2208 0.03353 231 190 31 10
846 We're in luck, its a Jarles-berg 1.2207 0.03348 213 173 33 7
847 Someone’s been doing target practice. 1.2207 0.03541 213 176 27 10
848 This can only happen on Lake Michigan 1.2207 0.03414 213 174 31 8
849 Woah! I think we needed to bring bigger crackers! 1.2207 0.03282 213 172 35 6
850 We're just following hors d'oeuvres! 1.2206 0.03580 204 168 27 9
851 No matter how we slice it, NATO will call us the aggressor. 1.2206 0.03512 204 167 29 8
852 Careful, men. By my calculations there are seven just like it nearby. 1.2205 0.03544 195 159 29 7
853 Make way, fellas. Man does not live by brie alone! 1.2204 0.03810 186 154 23 9
854 Thar cheese blows! 1.2203 0.03358 236 195 30 11
855 Looks like the Swiss Navy. Maybe they can give us a tow. 1.2203 0.03333 227 186 32 9
856 Where do you think Cheesebergers come from? 1.2202 0.03297 218 177 34 7
857 Remember men, not too big a slice or we'll overwhelm the brie. 1.2202 0.03361 218 178 32 8
858 It’s a long way from Green Bay. 1.2202 0.03361 218 178 32 8
859 I won’t rest until I find the great white baguette. 1.2201 0.03319 209 169 34 6
860 Ours is not to reason why; ours is to fondue or die. 1.2200 0.03762 200 167 22 11
861 Emmentaler off the starboard bow! 1.2200 0.03337 200 161 34 5
862 Quick. Get me some ham and rye! 1.2199 0.03512 191 155 30 6
863 Let's not bite off more that we can chew. 1.2197 0.03056 223 178 41 4
864 I didn't know the Swiss had any subs. 1.2196 0.03526 214 177 27 10
865 If we do this, the Swiss may consider it an act of war. 1.2196 0.03463 214 176 29 9
866 Stop brandishing your knife, Pierre. It's the Swiss. 1.2195 0.03285 205 164 35 5
867 We're gonna' need a bigger charcuterie. 1.2194 0.03528 196 160 29 7
868 If only we had the fondue pot. 1.2194 0.03453 196 159 31 6
869 You're gonna need a bigger party platter... 1.2194 0.03453 196 159 31 6
870 I told you we should've rationed our Lactaid." 1.2194 0.03813 196 164 21 11
871 I thought the Swiss were staying neutral. 1.2193 0.03201 228 185 36 7
872 Men, this is big. No holding back. It's time to cut the cheese. 1.2192 0.03347 219 179 32 8
873 Careful, Men. It's the Roger Federer of cheeses. 1.2192 0.03409 219 180 30 9
874 Well, I guess it's fondue or die time. 1.2191 0.03671 178 145 27 6
875 Full cheese ahead... 1.2189 0.03506 169 135 31 3
876 We should have brought that Rat from last weeks contest 1.2189 0.03396 201 163 32 6
877 Let it pass, me mateys—it’s domestic! 1.2186 0.03385 215 176 31 7
878 Try not to get near the blowholes" 1.2186 0.03187 215 173 37 5
879 Only in America would the portions be this big 1.2186 0.03604 183 149 28 6
880 Fire the almonds!!!! 1.2186 0.03345 183 145 34 3
881 See? I told you Swiss would throw off the balance of flavors on this charcuterie board. 1.2185 0.03169 238 194 36 8
882 Let’s keep searching for the white cheddar. 1.2184 0.03197 206 165 37 4
883 Switzerland DOES have a navy. 1.2184 0.03342 206 167 33 6
884 Don't aim for the holes! 1.2184 0.03270 206 163 35 5
885 Don’t be fooled if it claims neutrality. 1.2183 0.03585 197 162 27 8
886 Come broadside and we'll cheese board her, mates! 1.2183 0.03283 197 158 35 4
887 Not to worry. It's Swiss. They're neutral. 1.2182 0.03515 220 183 26 11
888 We’ll just come back in a few years for the fondue. 1.2182 0.03395 220 181 30 9
889 Don't attack unless it tries to board. 1.2182 0.03333 220 180 32 8
890 Best served on a tectonic plate. 1.2180 0.03290 211 171 34 6
891 I say we wait for a gouda. 1.2178 0.03524 202 166 28 8
892 And they said climate change wouldn't get to Wisconsin. 1.2178 0.03593 202 167 26 9
893 Next stop south to Italy for the provolone. 1.2178 0.03593 202 167 26 9
894 Slice her as she passes, keep your crackers dry, and though our lives be shallow, a Happy Hour awaits. 1.2176 0.03705 193 160 24 9
895 No question -- it's a cheeseberg 1.2176 0.03371 216 176 31 8
896 No, no, we have cheese. Wait for the wine! 1.2176 0.03307 216 176 33 7
897 These will not do it. We need a Swiss Army knife. 1.2176 0.03320 239 198 30 11
898 It seems an indication that we are in Neutral Waters. 1.2174 0.03256 207 167 35 5
899 Sorry men. Still no cheddar 1.2174 0.03145 184 145 38 1
900 'Survivor' has gotten weird since it moved to the Food Network. 1.2172 0.03845 198 167 19 12
901 Let it go. I'm already constipated. 1.2171 0.03426 175 140 32 3
902 Remember don’t cut the cheese 1.2170 0.03073 235 190 39 6
903 Dang! And all we've got are fruit knives! 1.2170 0.03207 212 171 36 5
904 The party is over. It's a sea Muenster. 1.2170 0.03344 212 173 32 7
905 I think its a Trojan mouse. 1.2169 0.03523 189 154 28 6
906 Wait, it's a decoy from France. 1.2167 0.03438 203 166 30 7
907 I told you they'd be here. The Swiss are always on time 1.2167 0.03718 180 148 25 7
908 You forgot the crackers? 1.2167 0.03801 180 149 23 8
909 Careful, it could be a trap! 1.2166 0.03293 217 177 33 7
910 Batten down the crackers! 1.2164 0.03470 171 137 31 3
911 Assertive perhaps but I wouldn’t say aggressive. 1.2162 0.03485 185 150 30 5
912 Brace yourselves, men, and...well...say cheese! 1.2162 0.03244 222 181 33 7
913 Coming up on Charc Week 1.2162 0.03244 222 181 34 7
914 I told you someone moved my cheese. 1.2161 0.03331 199 161 33 5
915 Those are the strangest portholes I've ever seen. 1.2160 0.03194 213 172 36 5
916 “We’re gonna need a bigger cheese board.” 1.2158 0.03344 190 153 33 4
917 Steady now, lads, this leviathan will keep Nantucket in charcuterie for months. 1.2158 0.03426 190 154 31 5
918 We must be close to the megayacht! 1.2158 0.03426 190 154 31 5
919 We must have drifted into the Swiss Triangle 1.2157 0.03561 204 169 26 9
920 That may be Swiss, but it's definitely not neutral 1.2157 0.03351 204 166 32 6
921 I told you these cheese knives would come in handy some day. 1.2157 0.03423 204 167 30 7
922 Cheese,Louise! 1.2156 0.03406 218 180 29 9
923 Best. Picnic. Ever. 1.2156 0.03214 218 177 35 6
924 One last battle and we’ll never go hungry again! 1.2156 0.03080 218 175 39 4
925 Be on guard, men. The crackers may surface any second now. 1.2155 0.03700 181 149 25 7
926 wait till you see the rat! 1.2154 0.03447 195 159 30 5
927 After this one, I am done with Charcuterie boards. 1.2154 0.03523 195 160 28 7
928 I'll die before I let any swiss on this board. 1.2150 0.03675 200 167 23 10
929 Wild-caught is worth the effort. 1.2150 0.03536 200 165 27 8
930 We've found the Swiss. 1.2150 0.03181 214 173 36 5
931 Charc! Charc! 1.2147 0.03576 177 144 28 5
932 Man the olives, it's a limburger! 1.2147 0.03490 191 156 29 6
933 Quint,we’re gonna need a bigger charcuterie board! 1.2146 0.03264 205 166 34 5
934 Throttle back now, this is the great white swiss we’ve been looking for! 1.2146 0.03545 205 170 26 9
935 Wait... aren't the Swiss neutral? 1.2146 0.03264 205 166 34 5
936 Not my favorite but we need the kill 1.2146 0.03190 205 165 36 4
937 Moby Dickcheese 1.2143 0.03507 196 161 28 7
938 It was originally occupied by The Swiss Family Robinson. 1.2140 0.03431 215 178 28 9
939 Should we? I'm not sure. We're in a Gruyere area here. 1.2140 0.03431 215 178 28 9
940 After I harpoon this Swiss cheese, our crudite board will be the finest on land or sea! 1.2140 0.03302 215 176 31 7
941 I hate to tell you---the odds are it's a mirage. 1.2139 0.03520 201 166 27 8
942 There's always one big cheese who thinks he's cut above the rest of the board. 1.2139 0.03658 201 168 23 10
943 From hell's heart, I sample thee! 1.2139 0.03615 187 154 26 7
944 look a piece of the moon! 1.2136 0.03462 206 170 28 8
945 We've shot it so full of holes, it's ready to surrender. Let's board. 1.2135 0.03394 192 156 31 5
946 Breathe easy, guys. I hear it’s not very sharp. 1.2135 0.03394 192 156 31 5
947 That she be lads! Ready the quince paste! 1.2135 0.03646 178 146 26 6
948 My Gouda, I don't trust the Swiss. 1.2133 0.03205 225 184 34 7
949 Yo, ho, ho, and a bottle of Zin. 1.2132 0.03180 197 158 36 3
950 JAARRRLSBERG! 1.2132 0.03416 197 161 30 6
951 We're OK, it's from a neutral country 1.2130 0.03222 216 176 34 6
952 Hold steady men. It’s the Swiss! 1.2130 0.03353 216 178 30 8
953 Hey guys, it might be a trojan cheese! 1.2129 0.03433 202 166 29 7
954 Hold tight, the part you can see is just the tip of the cheeseberg... 1.2128 0.03352 188 152 32 4
955 "So....didn't ANY of us read the fine print?" 1.2128 0.03675 188 156 24 8
956 Well this is a cheesy dilemma 1.2127 0.03302 221 182 31 8
957 Which one of us is the cheese whiz? 1.2126 0.03162 207 167 36 4
958 Don’t worry, the cheese is neutral. 1.2126 0.03307 207 169 32 6
959 It's obviously attacking.... but I thought Swiss were neutral. 1.2126 0.03162 207 167 36 4
960 You're gonna need a bigger fondue pot. 1.2126 0.03514 207 172 26 9
961 Anyone on board lactose intolerant?" 1.2123 0.03628 179 147 26 6
962 After all those years, they had finally spotted their Loch Ness Muenster. 1.2123 0.03628 179 147 26 6
963 Permission to come on board ? 1.2121 0.03264 231 191 31 9
964 Oh no! It's the Brie-muda Triangle! 1.2118 0.03488 203 168 27 8
965 I guess the cheese really does stand alone. 1.2118 0.03417 203 167 29 7
966 En Garde, the Swiss are attacking 1.2118 0.03749 170 140 24 6
967 Jarlsburg ahead!! 1.2116 0.03580 189 156 26 7
968 I say we drop the knives and welcome welcome it aboard. 1.2115 0.03363 208 171 30 7
969 The Charcuterie Bandits readied their cheese knives as their prey unwittingly drifted closer. 1.2115 0.03692 208 176 20 12
970 You’ve crossed the line now, dairy product. 1.2115 0.03404 156 124 31 1
971 It's coming around again! So much for being neutral. 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
972 We're going to need a bigger cheese plate. 1.2113 0.03243 213 174 33 6
973 It's the holey grail! 1.2113 0.03377 213 176 29 8
974 I'm feeling worse and worse about eating Ned. 1.2111 0.03778 180 150 22 8
975 Wait! We were told there would be ham and rye bread escorts. 1.2111 0.03231 199 161 34 4
976 But we don’t have any crackers! 1.2111 0.03459 199 164 28 7
977 Be careful. The Swiss may not like our knives. 1.2111 0.03385 199 163 30 6
978 Curdish refugees. 1.2108 0.03898 166 138 21 7
979 I think we're gonna need a bigger cutting board 1.2108 0.03541 204 170 25 9
980 It would be an embarrassment of riches but we can try. 1.2108 0.03213 223 182 33 7
981 Careful! It looks wounded. 1.2105 0.03320 190 154 32 4
982 Careful…it still has that army knife. 1.2105 0.03403 190 155 30 5
983 It's Swiss, so I don't think it is hostile. 1.2100 0.03247 219 180 32 7
984 Be careful. Most of it is underwater. 1.2100 0.03369 200 164 30 6
985 Another Big Cheese sent to take over our Board 1.2100 0.03856 200 171 16 13
986 This rewriting of the classics has gone too far. 1.2099 0.03591 181 149 26 6
987 Is that jetsam or flotsam? 1.2099 0.03591 181 149 26 6
988 Why are we battling them? They're supposed to be neutral. 1.2098 0.03200 224 184 33 7
989 Ishmael, call me a fool, but I think our knives will go right through. 1.2097 0.03359 186 151 31 4
990 It’s okay: Swiss are neutral. 1.2097 0.03609 186 154 25 7
991 Remember, only a slice, we don’t want it to overpower us…. 1.2097 0.03689 186 155 23 8
992 Just another day out here on the high cheese… 1.2097 0.03528 186 153 27 6
993 Jarlsberg off the charcuterie board bow! 1.2097 0.03359 186 151 31 4
994 The Old Man and the Brie 1.2095 0.03468 210 175 26 9
995 A great catch. Kind of puts the ‘shark’ in charcuterie. 1.2095 0.03401 210 174 28 8
996 Everyone on board with the plan? 1.2094 0.03623 191 159 24 8
997 Oh aye, it’s the Big Cheese alright! 1.2093 0.03216 215 176 33 6
998 What if it's a submarine?!? 1.2093 0.03521 172 140 28 4
999 Be careful boarding, I lost a leg in one of those holes. 1.2093 0.03216 215 176 33 6
1000 This had better be GOUDA! 1.2093 0.03413 215 179 27 9
1001 Steady boys, this one's a real muenster 1.2093 0.03616 172 141 26 5
1002 On the Gouda ship Lollipop. 1.2092 0.03559 196 163 25 8
1003 Which Blowhole Captain? 1.2090 0.03812 177 148 21 8
1004 Hold on -- I think it's the USS Big Cheese, but my information may be full of holes! 1.2090 0.03459 177 144 29 4
1005 Be careful,it might be Jarlsberg in disguise. 1.2090 0.03499 201 167 26 8
1006 Hold it, this one is neutral! 1.2090 0.03279 201 163 32 5
1007 Uh-oh, it's coming straight for us. We're gonna need a lot bigger cheese board. 1.2089 0.04021 158 132 19 7
1008 Stand down, men, it's declared neutrality. 1.2088 0.03573 182 150 26 6
1009 We fight come hell or high cholesterol. 1.2087 0.03301 206 169 31 6
1010 Just remember, its defenses are full of holes. 1.2085 0.03319 211 174 30 7
1011 Finally,charcuterie 1.2083 0.03451 192 158 28 6
1012 Apparently the Swiss got here first. 1.2083 0.03529 192 159 26 7
1013 If it sinks us, the only thing left will be de-Brie! 1.2083 0.03856 168 140 21 7
1014 Be careful, that Swiss cheese is really sharp! 1.2081 0.03237 197 160 33 4
1015 Any way you slice it, we're sunk. 1.2081 0.03953 173 146 18 9
1016 That's no Baby Swiss! 1.2081 0.03690 173 143 24 6
1017 Trust me, it will look more neutral after we slice it. 1.2079 0.03339 202 166 30 6
1018 I told you not to sell the Harpoon. 1.2079 0.03441 178 145 29 4
1019 Let's put down the weapons, boys. This is a job for fondue. 1.2079 0.03532 178 146 27 5
1020 Look it’s Colby Dick! 1.2078 0.03873 154 127 22 5
1021 You're gonna need a bigger red with hints of stone fruit. 1.2077 0.03639 183 152 24 7
1022 We’re gonna need a bigger charcuterie board. 1.2075 0.03438 212 177 26 9
1023 Call me Babybel. 1.2075 0.03167 212 173 33 5
1024 Approach slowly. Remember what we can see is only the tip of the cheeseburg. 1.2074 0.03446 217 182 25 10
1025 I love the sea bries! 1.2073 0.03616 164 134 26 4
1026 We’re gonna need a bigger cutting board. 1.2073 0.03104 193 155 36 2
1027 Careful: It might be just the tip of the cheeseboard. 1.2073 0.03663 193 162 22 9
1028 That's just the tip of the Jarlsberg - there's so much more below! 1.2073 0.03434 193 159 28 6
1029 First to get a hole in one gets the cheese! 1.2073 0.03663 193 162 22 9
1030 Anybody bring cellophane? 1.2071 0.03599 198 166 23 9
1031 Is that an ice berg or a Jarlsberg? 1.2071 0.03453 198 164 27 7
1032 Swiss used to be neutral. 1.2069 0.03250 203 165 32 5
1033 Cheesus! Where'd he come from? 1.2067 0.03343 208 172 29 7
1034 They closed the beaches for THIS? 1.2067 0.03235 179 144 33 2
1035 Careful,we may be boarded 1.2066 0.03358 213 177 28 8
1036 You know I’m lactose intolerant. 1.2066 0.03223 213 175 32 6
1037 Time to muster the cheese boarding party. 1.2066 0.03083 213 173 36 4
1038 Brace yourself, boys. Here comes the big cheese. 1.2065 0.03538 184 152 26 6
1039 It's now or never, Ishmael! 1.2065 0.03366 184 150 30 4
1040 Thank God, it’s not Limburger 1.2064 0.03040 218 173 35 4
1041 I really don't know whose side it's on. 1.2062 0.03339 194 159 30 5
1042 You're gonna need a bigger charcuterie boat. 1.2060 0.03437 199 165 27 7
1043 Back down, it's a neutral cheese. 1.2059 0.03530 170 139 27 4
1044 Careful. That thing has holes and doesn't sink. We get holes, we sink! 1.2059 0.03309 204 168 30 6
1045 It's the tip of the Cheese-berg. 1.2057 0.03258 209 172 31 6
1046 Weapons down, boys. It's Swiss, so we know it's neutral. 1.2057 0.03187 209 171 33 5
1047 The first person who says a cheesy pun gets thrown overboard. 1.2057 0.03467 175 143 28 4
1048 Cheesy does it now 1.2056 0.03277 214 177 30 7
1049 This isn’t what I signed up for when I joined the Charcuterie Board. 1.2056 0.03497 180 148 27 5
1050 Remember it's just the tip of the Jarlsberg. 1.2054 0.03436 185 152 28 5
1051 Holy cow! Is that Swiss Elemental or Norwegian Jarlsberg? 1.2054 0.03350 185 151 30 4
1052 Uh Oh! This is not Gouda!'' Mira Dragisic Elmhurst, IL 1.2054 0.03350 185 151 30 4
1053 It's trying to drive a wedge between us! 1.2053 0.03379 190 156 29 5
1054 Help! Sharkuterie! 1.2051 0.03402 195 161 28 6
1055 No worries… the Swiss aren’t in NATO. 1.2051 0.03828 156 129 22 5
1056 It looks sharp. 1.2051 0.03479 195 162 26 7
1057 Quick -- wish for a nice cabernet 1.2050 0.04237 161 138 13 10
1058 We’re gonna need a bigger charcuterie selection. 1.2049 0.03221 205 168 32 5
1059 Does swiss neutrality include their cheese? 1.2049 0.03295 205 169 30 6
1060 Remember, 4/5ths is underwater 1.2043 0.03245 186 151 32 3
1061 We must be nearing the mouth of the Rhine. 1.2042 0.03444 191 158 27 6
1062 It's only in the Alps," you said 1.2042 0.03280 191 156 31 4
1063 I knew I should have brought the harpoon. 1.2042 0.03600 191 160 23 8
1064 We're not going overboard with the cheese. 1.2042 0.03363 191 157 29 5
1065 Thank God! It's the Swiss Navy! 1.2042 0.03523 191 159 25 7
1066 We found it. "The Big Cheese!" Always thought it was a myth. 1.2042 0.03600 191 160 23 8
1067 Careful men! There could be a large head below it. 1.2041 0.03387 196 162 28 6
1068 Call me Ishmael mateys, the mighty Cheesberg has met its match. 1.2041 0.03309 196 159 30 5
1069 Let's pass on the Swiss and look for the Gorganzola-berg 1.2041 0.03309 196 161 30 5
1070 Hold your fire,boys. Switzerland is neutral. 1.2041 0.03146 196 159 34 3
1071 Let it go. What we really need is a bottle of red. 1.2041 0.03463 196 163 26 7
1072 These are useless; we need Swiss Army knives. 1.2041 0.03890 196 169 14 13
1073 Say 'cheese' you son of a...! 1.2039 0.03280 206 170 30 6
1074 You sure this triangle is Bermudan? 1.2038 0.03367 211 176 27 8
1075 Sing it with me guys! The cheese stands alone, the cheese stands alone… 1.2037 0.03930 162 136 19 7
1076 The Swiss aren’t fooling around this time, they’ve sent the big cheese. 1.2036 0.03070 221 181 35 5
1077 When PETA rewrites 'Moby Jack.' 1.2036 0.03557 167 137 26 4
1078 This doesn't feel like Swiss neutrality. 1.2036 0.03755 167 139 22 6
1079 A white one! I must have it! 1.2035 0.03589 172 142 25 5
1080 Stand down Earl. It's from a neutral country. 1.2034 0.03431 177 145 28 4
1081 Sea Muenster! This never goes well, with anything. 1.2033 0.03633 182 152 23 7
1082 It appears we are about to be boarded by the Swiss! 1.2032 0.03486 187 155 26 6
1083 Let's get it on board and worry about the quality later 1.2032 0.03317 187 152 28 4
1084 Do either of your guys have a Swiss army knife? 1.2031 0.03658 192 162 21 9
1085 What do you mean you forgot the crackers? 1.2030 0.03371 197 163 28 6
1086 Hard-a-cheeseboard, hard-a-cheeseboard! 1.2030 0.03447 197 163 26 7
1087 Hold fast your positions, gentlemen. It won't escape being boarded this time. 1.2030 0.03242 202 166 31 5
1088 Hopefully it’s mild. 1.2030 0.03086 202 163 35 3
1089 Strap in tight mates; that ain’t Brie! 1.2030 0.03463 202 169 25 8
1090 I don't think that's Colby Dick... 1.2029 0.03266 207 171 30 6
1091 You're gonna need a bigger box of crackers. 1.2027 0.03375 222 187 25 10
1092 Behold, it's the great white swiss. 1.2025 0.03676 158 129 24 4
1093 It’s floating…must be “light” cheese ugh! 1.2025 0.03889 158 132 20 6
1094 It floats? 1.2025 0.03498 163 133 27 3
1095 It’s supposed to be neutral. 1.2023 0.03376 173 141 29 3
1096 Ok men, we’ll need to be super careful here…that stuff is $9 a pound” 1.2023 0.03474 173 142 27 4
1097 Call me Ishmael. From hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned cheese. 1.2022 0.03851 178 151 18 9
1098 Charcuterie Week 1.2022 0.03595 178 148 24 6
1099 Oh no! Let's hope it's not a Sea Munster! 1.2022 0.03414 178 145 28 4
1100 Neutral my eye. 1.2022 0.03414 178 146 28 4
1101 I told you to pray for a rescue by holy Jesus, not holy cheeses! 1.2021 0.03707 188 159 20 9
1102 They call him Monterey Jack. I’ll be damned if he escapes me this time. 1.2021 0.03301 188 154 30 4
1103 Their defense is full of holes. 1.2021 0.03032 188 151 36 1
1104 As Moby Swiss slowly circled, the men realized the imperative of a quick kill to balance their cheese platter! 1.2021 0.03470 188 156 26 6
1105 Yarr! She’s a Yarr-lsberg! 1.2020 0.03356 198 164 28 6
1106 For a capture, we should advance from the rear. The previous attack only put some holes in it. 1.2020 0.03653 203 173 19 11
1107 The only way to fight sharkuterie is to hit it in the eye! 1.2019 0.03391 208 174 26 8
1108 Jarlesberg spotted 30 degrees portside! Steady as she goes mates. 1.2019 0.03133 213 175 33 5
1109 Careful! This might be another Jarlsberg. 1.2018 0.03535 218 186 20 12
1110 That cheese is attacking! Shouldn't it be more neutral? 1.2012 0.03585 164 134 25 4
1111 Steady! The Great White Wine can't be far away! 1.2012 0.03519 169 139 26 4
1112 Don't worry. This cheeseboard is unstinkable. 1.2012 0.03807 169 142 20 7
1113 We'll need a bigger cheese board! 1.2012 0.03807 169 142 20 7
1114 It's ok, we're safe! Just closer to Switzerland than we thought. 1.2012 0.03899 169 143 18 8
1115 There she is boys, the Great White Wheel 1.2011 0.03643 174 145 23 6
1116 Watch yourselves, men. It's Extra Sharp. 1.2011 0.03488 179 148 26 5
1117 Avast it’s the Great White Jarlsberg!! 1.2011 0.03397 179 147 28 4
1118 At last ! The Great White Sharkuterie 1.2011 0.03597 184 154 23 7
1119 Thank god I brought a cheese knife. 1.2011 0.03286 189 155 30 4
1120 Prepare to be cheese boarded men. 1.2010 0.03316 194 160 29 5
1121 Argggh! It be a cheese that pairs well with our White Zinfandel, Captain! 1.2010 0.03340 199 165 28 6
1122 I know the Swiss are neutral, but this looks dangerous! 1.2010 0.03561 199 168 22 9
1123 I told you we’d need bigger crackers this far out! 1.2010 0.03431 204 171 25 8
1124 Be careful, it may be a Trojan cheesehead! 1.2010 0.03137 204 167 33 4
1125 To die for" was hyperbole 1.2000 0.03354 190 157 28 5
1126 Let's get this party started! 1.2000 0.03767 165 138 21 6
1127 Thar she is mateys...the Great White Wedge 1.2000 0.03416 205 172 25 8
1128 Hard to Port ... or Riesling ... or Beaujolais ... or Cabernet Franc ... 1.2000 0.03844 160 134 20 6
1129 I think we are gonna need a bigger cheeseboard. 1.2000 0.03325 200 166 28 6
1130 It's not Swiss....it's Jarlsberg! 1.2000 0.03496 185 154 25 6
1131 Be careful. Remember, this is only the tip of the cheese. 1.2000 0.03380 180 148 28 4
1132 I don't know, a piece of the moon? 1.2000 0.03533 175 145 25 5
1133 The port side is softer. 1.2000 0.03079 210 172 34 4
1134 Watch for Sharkuteries 1.2000 0.03036 215 176 35 4
1135 Watch out for Jarlsbergs! 1.2000 0.03324 185 152 29 4
1136 Don't worry, it's Swiss. It should remain neutral if unprovoked. 1.2000 0.03559 180 150 24 6
1137 The Berkeley brothers were completely surprised by the non-sequitor disguise. 1.2000 0.03598 170 141 24 5
1138 That cheese was from last week's contest. 1.2000 0.03660 185 156 21 8
1139 It's now aged enough so we won't have to release it this time. 1.2000 0.03354 190 157 28 5
1140 Bob pointed out to the crew that failure to dodge the cheeseberg would result in shark eatery. 1.2000 0.03741 160 133 22 5
1141 In search of The Great White Charc. 1.2000 0.03801 175 148 19 8
1142 Thar she blows, boys! The Great White Wedge! 1.2000 0.03352 165 134 29 2
1143 Quick, hand me your Swiss Army Knife! 1.2000 0.03606 195 165 21 9
1144 And that's only the tip of it. 1.2000 0.03429 210 177 24 9
1145 Avast, mateys! It's Mobey Swiss 1.2000 0.03559 180 150 24 6
1146 Come on, men. Today we learn if we are a charcuterie or merely a cheese board. 1.1990 0.03528 201 170 22 9
1147 This plan is full of holes. 1.1990 0.03420 191 159 26 6
1148 I thought they were neutral! 1.1990 0.03577 191 161 22 8
1149 The latest coastal craze: charcuterie pirateering. 1.1989 0.03307 186 153 29 4
1150 But where’s the crackers? 1.1989 0.03307 186 153 29 4
1151 Watch out...It's a Jarlsberg! 1.1989 0.03394 186 154 27 5
1152 Get out the crackers and wine. 1.1989 0.03270 181 148 30 3
1153 This is the last one, boys. After this, it’s homeboard bound. 1.1989 0.03453 181 150 26 5
1154 Alright, boys! It's time to cut the cheese...and this time I mean it literally! 1.1989 0.03363 181 149 28 4
1155 Relax. It's neutral. 1.1989 0.03363 181 149 28 4
1156 We must be on the migration path to Green Bay! 1.1989 0.03270 181 148 30 3
1157 Holed but still afloat! 1.1989 0.03626 181 152 22 7
1158 Introducing our newest Board member! 1.1989 0.03606 176 147 23 6
1159 If that’s the wedge, I’d hate to see the size of the wheel ! 1.1988 0.03482 171 141 26 4
1160 Look out - there may be a Green Bay fan under that thing! 1.1988 0.03381 171 140 28 3
1161 Constipation is the oncoming risk! 1.1988 0.03222 166 134 31 1
1162 Ahoy, mateys, I believe that's one of the Charcuterie Islets. 1.1988 0.03614 161 133 24 4
1163 Man your cracker stations! 1.1988 0.03720 161 134 22 5
1164 Quick, get the Swiss Navy knives. 1.1987 0.03796 156 130 21 5
1165 All we need now is a wine-dark sea. 1.1986 0.03587 146 119 25 2
1166 Quick! It's the last remaining piece of the Netherlands! 1.1980 0.03142 202 166 32 4
1167 Swiss to the rescue. 1.1980 0.03512 202 171 22 9
1168 Gruyère she blows! 1.1980 0.03572 197 167 21 9
1169 Let's hope there aren't any mice. 1.1980 0.03270 197 163 29 5
1170 This looks unsavory." 1.1979 0.03483 192 161 24 7
1171 Ahoy mateys! It's the Great White Cheddar off the starboard bow, 1.1979 0.03322 192 159 28 5
1172 I know it looks neutral, but stay sharp! 1.1979 0.03403 192 160 26 6
1173 Perfect, we needed something imported. 1.1979 0.03403 192 160 26 6
1174 As the giant wedge of the great white Swiss drew closer, the crew of the Charcuterie sharpened the weapons and their thoughts turned to cruel fate of Captain Ahab. 1.1979 0.03322 192 159 28 5
1175 Stand down, mateys! She’s from a neutral nation. 1.1979 0.03702 187 159 19 9
1176 Swiss Army knives ready? 1.1979 0.03203 187 153 31 3
1177 My god. We'll be able to brunch for months. 1.1979 0.03291 187 154 29 4
1178 we'll use the hole for a tow line 1.1979 0.03378 187 155 27 5
1179 In this scenario, the Swiss are NOT neutral! 1.1979 0.03291 187 154 29 4
1180 Let’s cut the cheese! 1.1979 0.03462 187 155 25 6
1181 Bring out the Swiss Army knife! 1.1978 0.03435 182 151 26 5
1182 If only we had the right knife. 1.1978 0.03435 182 151 26 5
1183 I hear the wild caught ones are better in a fondue 1.1978 0.03435 182 151 26 5
1184 Ew, it's swiss. 1.1978 0.03346 182 150 28 4
1185 All right, who cut the cheese? 1.1977 0.03560 172 143 24 5
1186 This better not end up like the Titanic. 1.1977 0.03560 172 143 24 5
1187 No sudden moves now. They're supposed to be neutral, but we don't want to spook it. 1.1976 0.03527 167 138 24 4
1188 It's the last Swiss cheese left in the wild. Those who have tried to catch it are now buried in the depths of this selfish ocean. 1.1976 0.03821 167 141 19 7
1189 Ahoy! There be the Great Yellow! 1.1975 0.03593 162 134 24 4
1190 Is that the cheese that took your leg? 1.1975 0.03593 162 134 24 4
1191 Do NOT let them wedge their way in! 1.1975 0.03997 162 138 16 8
1192 Recalling the legends of old, they all knew, this was no ordinary piece of cheese. 1.1975 0.03880 157 132 19 6
1193 It doesn't matter what wine it pairs well with because Einstein here brought a cooler full of White Claw. 1.1974 0.04179 152 130 14 8
1194 Remember, aim for the bleu hole! 1.1970 0.03332 198 165 27 6
1195 I get first stab! 1.1969 0.03466 193 161 24 7
1196 If we only had some wine?! 1.1969 0.03224 193 159 30 4
1197 It said Swiss neutrality guarantees exemption from the decisions of charcuterie boards. 1.1967 0.03590 183 154 22 7
1198 Remember, attack the starboard. Port's for Stilton, only. 1.1967 0.03418 183 152 26 5
1199 We had too much on our plate. 1.1967 0.03505 183 153 24 6
1200 And, just when we thought it was safe to get back on the cutting board! 1.1966 0.03291 178 146 29 3
1201 All right boys! Remember the Kalamata! 1.1966 0.03386 178 147 27 4
1202 When you take the photo, say cheese. 1.1966 0.03291 178 146 29 3
1203 They call it the 'Moby Dick of cheeses' 1.1966 0.03386 178 147 27 4
1204 I believe it intends to stay neutral. 1.1966 0.03386 178 147 27 4
1205 Careful, boys. He’s not sharp, but he can be kind of chewy! 1.1965 0.03445 173 143 26 4
1206 I am not sure that fits with our current board. 1.1964 0.03298 168 137 29 2
1207 Use the triscuit as bait 1.1964 0.03508 168 139 25 4
1208 This could be dangerous. Look at the battle scars! 1.1963 0.03466 163 134 26 3
1209 Ahab! Think about the cholesterol! 1.1963 0.03678 163 136 22 5
1210 It's a fraud. Switzerland's landlocked. 1.1962 0.03643 158 131 23 4
1211 Ew. 1.1962 0.03414 158 129 27 2
1212 I think it is too big to board. 1.1962 0.03287 209 175 27 6
1213 Ahoy! The Family Robinson! 1.1961 0.03941 153 129 18 6
1214 Don’t Fire, the Swiss are neutral! 1.1961 0.03410 204 172 24 8
1215 Climate change hits Switzerland 1.1960 0.03317 199 166 27 6
1216 We pull this off and we eat like kings! 1.1960 0.03160 199 164 31 4
1217 Follow a northward course then a westward course, and finish with a main course. 1.1960 0.03317 199 166 27 6
1218 Nae, keep going until ye spy the sharp white cheddar. 1.1959 0.03209 194 160 30 4
1219 The recipe calls for four slices 1.1958 0.03260 189 156 29 4
1220 Three slices should give us enough gas to get home. 1.1957 0.03572 184 154 22 7
1221 Hold your fire! They're neutral. 1.1955 0.03274 179 147 29 3
1222 Remember, men: after this, all that’s left to consider is the wine pairing. 1.1955 0.03461 179 149 25 5
1223 Could they not have sent a rescue vessel without holes? 1.1954 0.03427 174 144 26 4
1224 A Swiss coup d’etat of a crudite. 1.1954 0.03427 174 144 26 4
1225 No way that's locally-sourced. Kill it. 1.1953 0.03588 169 140 23 5
1226 I've held my breath long enough. It's my turn to cut the cheese. 1.1952 0.03272 210 176 27 7
1227 I was hoping for olives. 1.1951 0.03758 164 138 20 6
1228 Ahab had his white whale. I have my white swiss. 1.1951 0.03447 164 135 26 3
1229 Cheesey does it! 1.1951 0.03533 205 175 20 10
1230 JARLSBERG SHE BLOWS!! 1.1949 0.03276 195 161 28 5
1231 We're gonna need a bigger platter. 1.1949 0.03356 195 163 26 6
1232 Careful, this will be harder than it looks. 1.1949 0.03276 195 162 28 5
1233 Relax, Ahab. It's an Emmentaler, not a metaphor. 1.1949 0.03584 195 166 20 9
1234 On the count of three, men, we’ll cut the cheese! 1.1948 0.03694 154 128 22 4
1235 If there's any justice in the world, that cheese will get crippling diarrhea from eating me. 1.1948 0.03694 154 128 22 4
1236 Honestly Elon, I don’t think this is one of your better ideas. 1.1948 0.03694 154 128 22 4
1237 Wild-caught Swiss will make our charcuterie a sensation! 1.1946 0.03297 185 153 28 4
1238 Full Fat Ahead ! 1.1946 0.03554 185 156 22 7
1239 We are the Swiss Army! 1.1946 0.03385 185 154 26 5
1240 This is no hallucination, men. The Swiss navy is here to rescue us! 1.1944 0.03532 180 151 23 6
1241 Careful—this one’s gonna pretend to be neutral. 1.1944 0.03352 180 149 27 4
1242 Permission to come aboard? 1.1944 0.03352 180 149 27 4
1243 The Great White Sharkuterie is straight ahead. Your shot, Steve. Gouda luck. 1.1944 0.03619 180 152 20 7
1244 Aaah! Look! Climate change has brought even the Swiss to the chopping board 1.1944 0.03532 180 151 23 6
1245 Anybody know what the catch-limit is on this brand? 1.1944 0.03276 216 182 26 8
1246 It must be the big brother of the Emmentaler we ate last year. 1.1943 0.03258 211 177 27 7
1247 Behold the Emmentaler - Queequeg man the Couteau à Double Pointe 1.1943 0.03312 175 144 28 3
1248 We’ll need a great white. 1.1943 0.03409 175 145 26 4
1249 Good thing we saved our chutney for this one, boys. 1.1943 0.03107 175 142 32 1
1250 The holey grail! 1.1942 0.03380 206 174 24 8
1251 Trojan Cheese 1.1942 0.03380 206 174 24 8
1252 Looks to be Swiss, so it may be neutral." 1.1942 0.03162 206 171 30 5
1253 Anyone bring a Swiss Army knife? 1.1941 0.03368 170 140 27 3
1254 They said if we hand over the ham they’ll let us go. 1.1940 0.03435 201 170 23 8
1255 It must have broken loose from the Western Cheeseboard! 1.1939 0.03637 165 138 22 5
1256 Fuck outta here, cheese 1.1939 0.03737 165 139 20 6
1257 Careful. Its the underlying calories that will kill us. 1.1939 0.03637 165 138 22 5
1258 Call me Ishmail. 1.1939 0.03567 196 162 20 9
1259 Look, we need each other for the greater good; maybe we can work a deal. 1.1937 0.03229 191 158 29 4
1260 Perfect- it’s not a Limburger this time! 1.1937 0.03475 191 161 23 7
1261 Let it go. I think there is Brie just behind. 1.1937 0.03395 191 160 25 6
1262 It's a Mice-berg! 1.1935 0.03697 186 159 18 9
1263 Geez. I begged you to bring some rye bread. 1.1934 0.03685 181 154 19 8
1264 Look out, it’s Colby Dick 1.1934 0.03145 181 148 31 2
1265 Oh Grate,We have another Cheeseberg(er) to deal with 1.1934 0.03514 181 152 23 6
1266 Moby Swiss! We're going to need a bigger charcuterie board! 1.1932 0.03222 207 173 28 6
1267 Avast! Prepare to be cheese-boarded! 1.1932 0.03222 207 172 28 6
1268 You have to aim for the blowhole. 1.1932 0.03392 176 146 26 4
1269 Hey Quint, we’re gonna need a bigger board. 1.1932 0.03486 176 147 24 5
1270 Well thats a stinker. 1.1932 0.03392 176 146 26 4
1271 I actually LIKE a salty brine. 1.1932 0.03486 176 147 24 5
1272 -Hope it's not salty 1.1930 0.03350 171 141 27 3
1273 Good God! We’re headed straight for it with no Cabernet. 1.1930 0.03452 171 142 25 4
1274 Its defenses are full of holes. 1.1929 0.03401 197 166 24 7
1275 Should we wait for a gorgonzola? 1.1929 0.03641 140 115 23 2
1276 Soon may the cheddar man come ... 1.1928 0.03409 166 136 26 3
1277 Get ready, men! Just because it’s Swiss, doesn’t mean it’s a pacifist. 1.1928 0.03300 166 136 28 2
1278 Try not to hit the holes. 1.1928 0.03300 166 136 28 2
1279 Emmentaler, this one’s got your name on it! 1.1927 0.03214 192 159 29 4
1280 Swiss-berg, right ahead! 1.1927 0.03214 192 159 29 4
1281 This is it, boys! The Mobrie-Dick! 1.1925 0.03791 161 136 19 6
1282 It's one of those elusive Swissbergs. 1.1925 0.03581 161 134 23 4
1283 Whatever you do, don’t let it get aboard! 1.1925 0.03471 161 131 25 3
1284 Keep your weapons ready, but let's not assume this approach is an act of aggression and that they've taken the side of our enemy. The Swiss have traditionally been neutral. 1.1925 0.03519 187 158 22 7
1285 We're going to need a bigger board! Most of the cheese is underwater. 1.1925 0.03265 187 155 28 4
1286 To the life raft! Olives and nuts first! 1.1925 0.03436 187 157 24 6
1287 Slicer thin boys or will sink 1.1925 0.03090 213 177 31 5
1288 Careful it's just the tip of the fondue. 1.1923 0.03130 182 149 31 2
1289 Whaling lesson: miss the holes! 1.1921 0.03374 177 147 26 4
1290 Stand down! It's Swiss. 1.1921 0.03178 177 145 30 2
1291 It might go down more easily with a nice cabernet. 1.1921 0.03559 177 149 22 6
1292 Since when do they have a Navy? 1.1921 0.03820 177 152 16 9
1293 Cheese: Well! If it ain't Wynken, Blynken, & Nod on a charcuterie adventure! 1.1921 0.03278 177 146 28 3
1294 Remember not to attack first, this Cheese might be neutral. 1.1921 0.03468 177 148 24 5
1295 So that's what they meant, when they said, "watch out for the big cheese"! 1.1921 0.03559 177 149 22 6
1296 Ahoy, Costco! 1.1919 0.03433 172 143 25 4
1297 The Swiss are always neutral, right? 1.1919 0.03718 172 146 19 7
1298 They're claiming neutrality, but I think it stinks of something. 1.1919 0.03531 172 144 23 5
1299 Watch me bag the Great White Sea Muenster, boys! 1.1919 0.03626 172 145 21 6
1300 Steady as she goes! We must keep the crackers from getting soggy at all cost! 1.1919 0.03718 172 146 19 7
1301 I though Moldy Dick was just a legend 1.1917 0.03363 193 162 25 6
1302 Can Wisconsin be far? 1.1916 0.03282 167 137 28 2
1303 Harvati she blows, mateys! 1.1916 0.03282 167 137 28 2
1304 Ok you get the port, I’ll get the chambord 1.1916 0.03391 167 138 26 3
1305 Now I see why they call him "The Big Cheese" 1.1915 0.03419 188 158 24 6
1306 I was beginning to think it was apocryphal 1.1915 0.03249 188 156 28 4
1307 Weapons down; he's Swiss. 1.1913 0.03729 183 157 17 9
1308 What would you expect from the Swiss Navy? 1.1913 0.03302 183 152 27 4
1309 Cheese knives at the ready the men await the biggest catch of the day. 1.1911 0.03953 157 133 16 7
1310 I thought the breeding grounds for this species was landlocked? 1.1911 0.03515 157 130 24 3
1311 Hard a’starboard! Jarlsberg ahead! 1.1911 0.03515 157 130 24 3
1312 Which one of you asked for hors d’oeuvres? 1.1911 0.03515 157 130 24 3
1313 Don’t be fooled—the Swiss always say they’re neutral. 1.1910 0.03261 178 147 28 3
1314 Beware, it's the Big Blue! It'll overpower us all! 1.1910 0.03357 178 148 26 4
1315 There is no room on board for the Swiss. 1.1910 0.03261 178 147 28 3
1316 Remember guys, most of it is below the water line. 1.1910 0.03216 199 166 28 5
1317 Wow, it's a muenster! 1.1908 0.03819 152 128 19 5
1318 Be careful, the mouse could be anywhere. 1.1908 0.03703 152 127 21 4
1319 It was clear Ahab had lost his mind, but that didn't mean the men were any less hungry. 1.1908 0.03212 173 142 29 2
1320 There she blows! Me Maties. The great white Colby Dick. 1.1908 0.03512 173 145 23 5
1321 Oh God! We're headed straight towards a cheeseberg! 1.1908 0.03512 173 145 23 5
1322 Ok, this is the last one before we head to Deli's Island 1.1908 0.03607 173 146 21 6
1323 Don't worry, boys. This one's neutral. 1.1907 0.02921 194 157 35 1
1324 So..who gonna be the one to cut the cheese? 1.1907 0.03266 194 162 27 5
1325 Everyone on board, prepare for sharkuterie! 1.1905 0.03233 189 157 28 4
1326 How did trump end up out here? 1.1905 0.03771 168 143 18 7
1327 I don't know, guys. Swiss isn't nearly as instagrammable as like a nice Manchego. 1.1905 0.03525 147 121 24 2
1328 I was hoping for a blue. 1.1905 0.03577 168 141 22 5
1329 Ahoy mateys- it’s the Great White One! 1.1902 0.03301 205 173 25 7
1330 We're gonna need a bigger Cotes Du Rhone! 1.1902 0.03546 184 155 20 7
1331 Oh, fuck! 1.1902 0.04133 163 142 11 10
1332 Let’s check the port side for wine.” 1.1902 0.03646 163 137 21 5
1333 It doesn't look neutral to me! 1.1902 0.03432 163 135 25 3
1334 Dammit. I ordered a Blue Stilton. 1.1902 0.03432 163 132 24 3
1335 The New Yorker hasn't been the same since they moved their office to Stamford 1.1901 0.03594 142 117 23 2
1336 I'll hook it while you two get the slices. 1.1900 0.03354 200 169 24 7
1337 The Maitre D had almost given you up for lost 1.1899 0.03146 179 147 30 2
1338 Just one more and Wisconsin will be ours! 1.1899 0.03719 158 133 20 5
1339 If Swanson fails to capture the Chablis, should we even bother? 1.1899 0.03719 158 133 20 5
1340 They’re asking for permission to come aboard. 1.1897 0.03331 195 164 25 6
1341 Cheese whiz! Rescue at last... 1.1897 0.03251 195 163 27 5
1342 Cheeseberger ahead! 1.1897 0.03169 195 162 29 4
1343 Did we bring one of those square-ended knives? 1.1897 0.03084 195 161 31 3
1344 Domestic or imported? 1.1897 0.03298 174 144 27 3
1345 It's getting harder to plan for these destination weddings. 1.1897 0.03587 174 147 21 6
1346 It's got holes in it. Why doesn't it sink? 1.1895 0.03386 190 160 24 6
1347 One if by land, two if by sea, you're all going overboard, the cheese is for me!" Rosemary Shannon Easton, P 1.1895 0.03386 190 160 24 6
1348 0kay, okay... the other two wishes weren't so great... but you had to joke about wanting to "meet the big cheese." 1.1893 0.03354 169 140 26 3
1349 It's a big one but not very mature. 1.1893 0.03656 169 143 20 6
1350 Since when does Switzerland have a navy? 1.1893 0.03247 169 139 28 2
1351 This one came through the great lakes... 1.1893 0.03458 169 141 24 4
1352 Meteorologists claim they've all become fondue! 1.1893 0.03558 169 142 22 5
1353 Now you tell me you forgot to bring the wine! 1.1893 0.03063 206 171 31 4
1354 Looks like the Red Schooner already looted. 1.1893 0.03214 206 173 27 6
1355 Switzerland must be that way. 1.1892 0.03178 185 153 29 3
1356 This may be too holy to post on Instagram 1.1892 0.03503 148 122 24 2
1357 We've made it to Wisconsin already? 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
1358 My ethics class never covered the charcuterie dilemma. 1.1892 0.03358 185 155 25 5
1359 It might be a mirage, or it might be a perfect complement to our nearly perfect platter. 1.1891 0.03186 201 167 27 5
1360 Moby Brick 1.1890 0.03521 164 137 23 4
1361 Don't be deceived by a couple of centuries of peaceful neutrality! 1.1890 0.03521 164 137 23 4
1362 At last! The Great White Cheese is ours! 1.1890 0.03521 164 137 23 4
1363 Steady lads, for the siren song of the charcuterie hunt has left many a widow bereft at her post, yearning for a well-stocked board suitable for a tasteful dinner party--yet finding naught but a hungry sea... 1.1890 0.03727 164 139 19 6
1364 Knives down; it's Swiss 1.1889 0.03228 180 149 28 3
1365 Before global warming, I remember we'd just sit on the veranda for our wine and cheese parties... 1.1889 0.03761 180 155 16 9
1366 ‘Mutiny on the Charcuterie’ 1.1889 0.03505 180 152 22 6
1367 It will never make it with all those holes. 1.1888 0.03544 196 168 19 9
1368 Careful, that’s the very cheese that flipped our board last week. 1.1888 0.03470 196 167 21 8
1369 It’s the Great White Cheese… Moldy Brick 1.1887 0.03803 159 135 18 6
1370 Is it Jarlsbergs that are nine-tenths underwater? 1.1887 0.03475 159 132 24 3
1371 If anyone asks 'Who cut the cheese?', I'll take full responsibility. 1.1886 0.03475 175 147 23 5
1372 Jarlsberg boys! Off the starboard bow. 1.1886 0.03380 175 146 25 4
1373 Swiss or Miss 1.1886 0.03281 175 145 27 3
1374 Scared? We eat cheese like this for breakfast! 1.1885 0.03115 191 158 30 3
1375 Disengage boys, it's only the Swiss. 1.1883 0.03884 154 131 17 6
1376 It must be a castoff from Costco. 1.1883 0.03541 154 128 23 3
1377 I was hoping for something less neutral 1.1882 0.03636 170 144 20 6
1378 Be careful, not too close, most of the Jarlsberg is below the water line! 1.1882 0.03341 186 156 25 5
1379 Lucky for us these are charcuterie-infested waters. 1.1882 0.03427 186 157 23 6
1380 We should disengage. It's not spreadable. 1.1879 0.03284 165 136 27 2
1381 I warned you not to fill up on the crackers. 1.1879 0.03501 165 138 23 4
1382 And that's just the tip of the limburg ... 1.1878 0.03659 181 155 18 8
1383 Damned If We ‘Fondue,’ Damned If We Don’t 1.1878 0.03574 181 154 20 7
1384 We found de-brie!" 1.1875 0.03095 160 130 30 0
1385 So that’s the secret Swiss navy! 1.1875 0.03457 176 148 23 5
1386 And remember...No who cut the cheese jokes afterward! 1.1875 0.03513 192 164 19 8
1387 Incoming! A package from Wisconsin. 1.1875 0.03457 176 148 23 5
1388 On my count, board and slice! 1.1875 0.03362 176 147 25 4
1389 Careful, guys. It's the Swiss navy! 1.1875 0.03640 176 150 19 7
1390 Look! It's the Holey Land! 1.1872 0.03079 203 167 30 4
1391 Do you think it's neutral? 1.1872 0.02875 203 167 30 3
1392 We’re gonna need a bigger cheese plate! 1.1872 0.03309 203 172 24 7
1393 It's coming right towards us! Abandon Charcuterie! 1.1872 0.03410 187 158 23 6
1394 Whose idea was it to put the shark in charcuterie? 1.1871 0.03616 171 145 20 6
1395 Don't get any closer. I can smell this Swiss isn't neutral! 1.1871 0.03399 155 128 25 2
1396 Wait a minute, guys. We forgot the crackers. 1.1868 0.03196 182 151 28 3
1397 Trust me, Green Bay is just over the horizon! 1.1867 0.03266 166 137 27 2
1398 Haven't seen a fromage whale in years 1.1867 0.03376 166 138 25 3
1399 It'll take a Swiss army knife to land this one. 1.1867 0.03152 166 136 29 0
1400 We need a bigger platter! 1.1867 0.03461 150 124 24 2
1401 He's come for the fig and honey compote. 1.1864 0.03147 177 146 29 2
1402 Lay down your weapons men. They’re neutral 1.1864 0.03439 177 149 23 5
1403 Don't attack! The Swiss are neutral' 1.1864 0.03621 177 151 19 7
1404 What a shame -- these knives can only be used for soft cheeses! 1.1864 0.03345 177 147 25 4
1405 Charcuterie Boarders 1.1863 0.03321 161 133 26 2
1406 Ok, folks. Let's slice the big cheese. 1.1863 0.03436 161 134 24 3
1407 Finally. 1.1863 0.03436 161 134 24 3
1408 be careful monsieur! Cut this cheese the right way! 1.1863 0.03202 161 132 28 1
1409 Brie, is this the guy you were talking about? 1.1863 0.03547 161 135 22 4
1410 Relax, boys. It’s a harmless wedge and not a Killer Wheel after all. 1.1860 0.03402 172 144 24 4
1411 We're going to need a bigger knife. 1.1859 0.03495 199 171 19 9
1412 Don't worry, the Swiss are neutral. 1.1859 0.03838 156 133 17 6
1413 Godspeed, gentlemen and remember everything we learned from that nasty tussle we had with last week's Roquefort! 1.1859 0.03379 156 129 25 2
1414 Hard-a-port! 'Tis a Jarlsberg! 1.1858 0.03364 183 154 24 5
1415 Let's get this baby on board. 1.1856 0.03135 167 137 29 1
1416 Damn! We really need Camembert to go with this. 1.1856 0.03357 167 139 25 3
1417 Stand down, men! The Swiss are neutral. 1.1856 0.03566 167 141 21 5
1418 Tell me lads, does that cheese be white? – Tell me, is it run through and through with holes on e'ry side? – And shout out: does it smell like yer dank feet? – Tell me true, lads! Tell me true. 1.1856 0.03763 167 143 17 7
1419 Who knows how long she's been out of the fridge! 1.1854 0.03440 151 125 24 2
1420 Even a Feta complete will not be Gouda enough! 1.1854 0.03327 178 149 25 4
1421 I’m feeling anything other than neutral. 1.1854 0.03513 178 151 21 6
1422 This one will feed us for the whole theater season. 1.1854 0.03421 178 150 23 5
1423 Too bad we don't have a Swiss army knife. 1.1854 0.03513 178 151 21 6
1424 Carve just a few slices; don’t kill it! 1.1854 0.03421 178 150 23 5
1425 See the battle scars? This one won’t platter easily boys. 1.1854 0.03421 178 150 23 5
1426 That’s a Swiss, alright. But stay wary, it’s aged. 1.1852 0.03459 189 161 21 7
1427 This isn't just any White Cheddar, men. This is a GREAT White Cheddar. 1.1852 0.03377 189 160 23 6
1428 Shipmates, don't be fooled by its name. It's definetely not neutral. 1.1852 0.03292 189 159 25 5
1429 Thank Gouda! It's only Swiss. 1.1852 0.03527 162 136 22 4
1430 I am picking an escape room for the next team event. 1.1850 0.03577 173 147 20 6
1431 This is it. This is the good news I've told you about. 1.1850 0.03577 173 147 20 6
1432 This rescue plan is full of holes,Joe! 1.1850 0.03384 173 145 24 4
1433 Look out! It's smelt the brie! 1.1850 0.03384 173 145 24 4
1434 Do not attack. It is a neutral. 1.1850 0.03384 173 145 24 4
1435 I love the thrill of the chase, but I just can’t handle dairy like I used to. 1.1848 0.03347 184 155 24 5
1436 Emmentaler! What a disappointment. 1.1847 0.03360 157 130 25 2
1437 You don't have to keep yelling "Gouda ahead captain." 1.1846 0.03306 195 165 24 6
1438 I have to confess I fell for “all the antipasti you can catch” 1.1846 0.03225 195 164 26 5
1439 Darn, we really need a Swiss Army knife for this one! 1.1845 0.03546 168 142 21 5
1440 Does a Jarlsburg really count as a Swiss? 1.1844 0.03976 141 120 15 5
1441 No Swiss Guards. Could it be Jarlsberg? 1.1844 0.03712 141 118 20 3
1442 Heave ho, havarti! 1.1844 0.03115 179 148 29 2
1443 Those Swiss. Can never take a joke. 1.1844 0.03310 179 150 25 4
1444 Swiss cheese 12 o’clock! 1.1844 0.03495 179 152 21 6
1445 Our biggest problem, is finding the right wine! 1.1842 0.03666 152 128 20 4
1446 Some claim that the Swiss are neutral, but don’t let that lull you into complacency. Ready your paring knives for impact! 1.1842 0.03522 190 163 19 8
1447 What are you waiting for Ishmael? 1.1840 0.03167 163 134 28 1
1448 Captain Ahab says revenge is a dish best served cold. 1.1840 0.03397 163 136 24 3
1449 Anyone got a Swiss Army knife 1.1839 0.03558 174 148 20 6
1450 Avast, mates! It's the great white Swiss. 1.1839 0.03558 174 148 20 6
1451 Listen boys, keep an eye out for the White Zinfandel 1.1839 0.03558 174 148 20 6
1452 Here comes the Big Cheese! 1.1839 0.03366 174 146 24 4
1453 No, I didn't bring the wine. Didn't one of you? 1.1839 0.03163 174 144 28 2
1454 Thank god it’s not Camembert. 1.1839 0.03558 174 148 20 6
1455 Thar she floats. 1.1837 0.03615 147 123 21 3
1456 Stay with the Port. 1.1837 0.03615 147 123 21 3
1457 The Swiss have chosen a side- and its not ours! 1.1837 0.03043 196 163 30 3
1458 This really puts the shark in charcuterie. 1.1835 0.03340 158 131 25 2
1459 It is a Swiss cheeseberg! 1.1834 0.03625 169 144 19 6
1460 Looks like she calved off the Continental Shelf. 1.1834 0.03425 169 142 23 4
1461 Who had the great idea that the rat pantry on ship needed restocking? 1.1834 0.03321 169 140 25 3
1462 We’re gonna need some bigger bread. 1.1833 0.03386 180 152 23 5
1463 Looks like we’re gonna need a bigger cheeseboard! 1.1833 0.03477 180 153 21 6
1464 Call me Neufchatel. 1.1833 0.03477 180 153 21 6
1465 I’ve seen this before. It has a cheesy ending. 1.1833 0.03198 180 150 26 3
1466 And only one third is above water. 1.1832 0.03426 191 163 21 7
1467 Be careful, that may be a Packers Fan Cheeseheadberg!" 1.1830 0.03399 153 127 24 2
1468 Noshing speed! 1.1830 0.03873 153 131 16 6
1469 Damn it, who cut the cheese! 1.1829 0.03593 164 139 20 5
1470 Ahab the feeling we're in for a gouda time! 1.1829 0.03696 164 140 18 6
1471 This one's for Ahab's deli. 1.1829 0.03266 164 136 26 2
1472 It's ok, it's neutral. 1.1829 0.03349 175 147 24 4
1473 We're the Swiss Cheese Family Robinson. 1.1829 0.03445 175 148 22 5
1474 Don’t worry, they’re neutral. 1.1829 0.03540 175 149 20 6
1475 Wait, Switzerland is landlocked. 1.1828 0.03314 186 157 24 5
1476 When I count to three, everybody cut the cheese. 1.1828 0.03567 186 160 18 8
1477 There’s a sure sign we are in neutral waters. 1.1827 0.03195 197 166 26 5
1478 gruy-aar she blows! 1.1827 0.03275 197 167 24 6
1479 Well, I guess we can forget about Swiss neutrality. 1.1824 0.03718 148 125 19 4
1480 Knives down, it already has holes! 1.1824 0.03327 148 122 25 1
1481 Rethinking the hero. 1.1824 0.03321 159 132 25 2
1482 Avast Matey,prepare to be boarded! 1.1824 0.03439 159 133 23 3
1483 The first one to say “Who moved my cheese” gets to swim home. 1.1824 0.03407 170 143 23 4
1484 Wait! Isn’t that cheese neutral? 1.1824 0.03303 170 142 25 3
1485 Where is Ahab when we need him! 1.1824 0.03508 170 144 21 5
1486 Let's leave that one for the cracker board crew. 1.1824 0.03407 170 143 23 4
1487 “Hard left, cheeseberg straight ahead.” 1.1824 0.03605 170 145 19 6
1488 Manchego…Overboard!!! 1.1823 0.03245 192 162 25 5
1489 Apres le fromage quelle ......? 1.1823 0.03073 192 159 28 3
1490 Batten down the crackers and secure the brie! It's Moby Swiss! 1.1818 0.03379 154 128 24 2
1491 We could wait for the white cheddar but guests are arriving in an hour. 1.1818 0.03331 176 148 24 4
1492 This will be a nice neutral addition to our spread. 1.1818 0.03503 154 129 22 3
1493 This sea muenster will complete our charcuterie. 1.1818 0.03360 209 180 20 9
1494 Oh oh, remember the 'Swiss Cheese Theory' - one more hole & we're all sunk! 1.1818 0.03297 187 158 24 5
1495 Well, call me Ementaler 1.1818 0.03251 154 126 26 1
1496 Careful, it could be Moby Dick in disguise." 1.1818 0.03468 165 139 22 4
1497 And remember, we're only seeing 10% of it! 1.1818 0.03248 165 137 26 2
1498 We beat the Swiss to it. 1.1813 0.03230 193 163 25 5
1499 I'm going for a hole in one. 1.1813 0.03312 193 164 23 6
1500 At long last, it's the great white wheel." 1.1813 0.03260 182 153 25 4
1501 Stand down men, it is from a neutral country. 1.1813 0.03179 171 141 27 2
1502 You're gonna need a better wine. 1.1813 0.03681 171 147 17 7
1503 I always thought it should have been spelled sharkuterie. 1.1813 0.03489 171 145 21 5
1504 Wait, the Swiss are neutral. 1.1813 0.03286 171 143 25 3
1505 After this,we head west towards the Isthmus of Pretension 1.1813 0.03389 171 144 23 4
1506 Baby Swiss Family Robinson 1.1812 0.03419 160 134 23 3
1507 No worries, mates. The Swiss are neutral. 1.1812 0.03532 160 135 21 4
1508 One small step for a man, one giant step for charcuterie. 1.1812 0.03816 149 127 17 5
1509 Charcuterie Ahoy! 1.1808 0.03410 177 150 22 5
1510 Don't worry, it isn't hostile. The Swiss are always neutral. 1.1808 0.03314 177 149 24 4
1511 Careful boys, it might be a Munster 1.1808 0.03410 177 150 22 5
1512 We're going to need a bigger breadboard. 1.1808 0.03216 177 148 26 3
1513 Looks like it has already been bombed! 1.1807 0.03341 166 139 24 3
1514 Clearly, we won't starve -- thirst might be an issue. 1.1807 0.03341 166 139 24 3
1515 Let's wait for a nice Gorgonzola. 1.1807 0.02996 166 136 30 0
1516 That's not the Great White Cheddar! 1.1807 0.03449 166 140 22 4
1517 Judging from the fin, I'd say it's fully aged. 1.1807 0.03654 166 142 18 6
1518 The Swiss only feign neutrality when it comes to cheese! 1.1807 0.03341 166 139 24 3
1519 Bring out the chutney chum, Mr. Smee! 1.1806 0.03715 155 132 18 5
1520 Seriously guys. You've never tried cheese boat? 1.1806 0.03600 155 131 20 4
1521 The Swiss are invading! Attack with your bayonets! 1.1806 0.03600 155 131 20 4
1522 The cruditeers approached the Great Swiss with caution. 1.1803 0.03053 183 152 28 2
1523 I knew we should have sailed in the fondue pot 1.1803 0.03335 183 155 23 5
1524 From Whole Foods’ heart, I stab at thee!” 1.1802 0.03470 172 144 21 5
1525 Gentlemen, it seems we're about to face the true meaning of 'cutting the cheese' 1.1802 0.03567 172 147 19 6
1526 Beaufort and conquer! 1.1802 0.03053 172 142 29 1
1527 Careful, this could be one of those Swiss Navy gags 1.1802 0.03053 172 142 29 1
1528 From hell's heart I arrange thee! 1.1801 0.04027 161 141 11 9
1529 Remember laddies, when the hole points fo'ard, it's ripe to haul aboard. 1.1801 0.03400 161 135 23 3
1530 The Swiss Navy has never been such a menace. 1.1801 0.03512 161 136 21 4
1531 Rats! He sees we've got Brie, and he's coming in for the kill. 1.1801 0.03400 161 135 23 3
1532 We’ll capture it and head for that giant bottle of port. 1.1801 0.03400 161 135 23 3
1533 Straight ahead is Wisconsin. 1.1801 0.03400 161 135 23 3
1534 Was I supposed to bring the crackers? 1.1801 0.03512 161 136 21 4
1535 This day’s just getting better and better. 1.1800 0.03792 150 127 17 5
1536 They must be holed up inside. 1.1799 0.02900 189 156 32 1
1537 Damn the Swiss ! They’ve always hated our French Brie 1.1799 0.03433 189 162 20 7
1538 Hold! The Swiss is neutral! 1.1799 0.03178 189 159 26 4
1539 I've got the brie, you keep the crackers dry." 1.1798 0.03297 178 150 24 4
1540 Ahoy mates, the perfect complement to our ‘shark’uterie. 1.1795 0.03462 156 131 22 3
1541 If this doesn’t sink us, the iceberg lettuce will. 1.1795 0.03693 156 133 18 5
1542 Let's keep looking for something French. 1.1795 0.03214 156 129 26 1
1543 I thought Switzerland was neutral. 1.1795 0.03579 156 132 20 4
1544 Use the knives as oars boys.We need that cheese! It's 'holier' than ours. 1.1795 0.03340 156 130 24 2
1545 It’s too big for our board, but maybe I can slice off a small chunk as we pass by. 1.1795 0.03803 156 134 16 6
1546 Damn the baby Swiss — full speed ahead! 1.1795 0.03910 156 135 14 7
1547 Be careful, boys. When cut, he raises an awful stink. 1.1793 0.03407 184 157 21 6
1548 Who's gonna cut the cheese? 1.1793 0.03228 184 155 25 4
1549 Be careful. Most of it is underwater. And that part may be low fat. 1.1793 0.03618 145 122 20 3
1550 Be careful. This is a cheese with bite.” 1.1793 0.03748 145 123 18 4
1551 Still think we rented the wrong boat? 1.1792 0.03641 173 149 17 7
1552 Well, that looks enough to tide us over. 1.1792 0.03146 173 144 27 2
1553 Don't fire until you see the whites of their rind! 1.1791 0.02974 201 168 30 3
1554 Let's see who's really the big cheese. 1.1790 0.03146 162 134 27 1
1555 It's not aged enough. Let's go home. 1.1790 0.03265 162 135 25 2
1556 Huh!? You forgot the wine for our AND CHEESE operation!!?? 1.1790 0.03265 162 135 25 2
1557 Gentleman, it's time to cut the cheese. 1.1790 0.03381 162 136 23 3
1558 Knives at the ready... 1.1788 0.03399 151 126 23 2
1559 Neutral, my ass! He always gets all ‘holier than thou’ on charcuterie night. 1.1788 0.03399 151 126 23 2
1560 Wallace and Gromit were right all along 1.1788 0.03527 151 127 21 3
1561 It may be sharp! 1.1788 0.03527 151 127 21 3
1562 That's one whey to go! 1.1788 0.03267 151 125 25 1
1563 It's Moby Swiss! 1.1788 0.03280 179 151 24 4
1564 Damn! It's histamine-rich 1.1786 0.02964 168 138 30 0
1565 Beware! It's high on cholesterol! 1.1786 0.03411 168 142 22 4
1566 I told you she was real, boys: the South Pacific sea Muenster. 1.1786 0.03711 168 145 16 7
1567 How could you forget the mustard? 1.1786 0.03305 168 141 24 3
1568 Should we stab or slice? 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
1569 Forty years, Starbuck, I've hunted cheese. Forty years 1.1786 0.03082 168 139 28 1
1570 Ah, shoot, it’s the Swiss. They’re neutral. 1.1786 0.03305 168 141 24 3
1571 Oh no, not Swiss. We need gouda! 1.1784 0.03475 185 159 19 7
1572 And now we have our 'sharkcuterie' board... 1.1783 0.03671 157 134 18 5
1573 Stand down, it’s not artisanal! 1.1783 0.03558 157 133 20 4
1574 I don't know, fellas. This whole thing smells funny to me. 1.1783 0.03671 157 134 18 5
1575 Gentlemen; let's cut the cheese. 1.1783 0.03781 157 134 16 6
1576 Hold fast, men, that's just an emmental. We're wanting the great gruyere for this here cheese board. 1.1783 0.03724 129 108 19 2
1577 Cheese knives to the ready, mates! It's the dreaded Moby Gruyere! 1.1782 0.03234 174 146 25 3
1578 Let's attack forthswiss! 1.1782 0.03433 174 148 21 5
1579 Don't let the neutrality fool you boys, this will be a fight. 1.1782 0.03234 174 146 25 3
1580 Damn the torpedos, it's time to cut the cheese. 1.1782 0.03335 174 147 23 4
1581 It's considered an invasive species in Mediterranean waters. 1.1781 0.03725 146 124 18 4
1582 I’ve never seen this before, get ahold of Starbucks 1.1781 0.03849 146 125 16 5
1583 Whatever you do, don’t aim for its eye! 1.1781 0.03462 146 122 22 2
1584 Prepare to be boarded, gentleman! 1.1780 0.03147 191 161 26 4
1585 All we need now is the crudité. 1.1779 0.03247 163 136 25 2
1586 Well, This sure looks like the end of Swiss neutrality! 1.1779 0.03580 163 139 19 5
1587 The charcuterie board hunting competition relied on the neutrality of the Swiss 1.1779 0.03580 163 139 19 5
1588 It's a neutral island. That's good for our intentions. 1.1778 0.03357 180 153 22 5
1589 Swiss neutrality my ass. Prepare to be boarded. 1.1778 0.04054 135 116 14 5
1590 At least we won’t be hungry. 1.1776 0.03505 152 128 21 3
1591 Another giant cheese at this latitude?…what are the odds? 1.1776 0.03379 152 127 23 2
1592 It’s a holy crusade 1.1776 0.03628 152 129 19 4
1593 Incoming attack men. I thought Swiss cheese was neutral. 1.1775 0.03495 169 144 20 5
1594 Let's hope it's not limbuger 1.1775 0.03392 169 143 22 4
1595 Remember, team. Lateral cuts only!! 1.1775 0.03392 169 143 22 4
1596 Looks like the other crew got to this one first. 1.1775 0.03392 169 143 22 4
1597 We’re gonna need a bigger float 1.1772 0.03537 158 134 20 4
1598 No one says cheese till we finish the job. 1.1772 0.03537 158 134 20 4
1599 I don't want this to be a cheesy ending. 1.1772 0.03301 158 132 24 2
1600 Jarlsberg, right ahead!” 1.1771 0.03317 175 147 23 4
1601 To complete the perfect charcuterie board, Davey needed to sacrifice one of his crewmen. 1.1771 0.03317 175 148 23 4
1602 All of Nantucket will raise a toast—or Triscuit—to us! 1.1771 0.03006 175 145 29 1
1603 It appears to be staying in neutral 1.1771 0.03317 175 148 23 4
1604 Damn it!… I ordered a Sushi Boat! 1.1769 0.03302 147 122 24 1
1605 It's Moby Swiss, and he's covered in blow holes. 1.1769 0.03302 147 122 24 1
1606 Get ready to board her!! 1.1768 0.03343 164 138 23 3
1607 Beware of the Jarslberg! 1.1768 0.03431 181 155 20 6
1608 It is Holey” “…what? Holy? “No Holey” “oh Wholly…Wholly what?” “Cheese!! Wholly Cheese?” “It looks more Holey…” “Holy… 1.1768 0.03519 181 156 18 7
1609 Another innocent victim of the Charcuterie Pirates! 1.1768 0.03519 181 156 18 7
1610 Now I'm scared of it being too sharp! 1.1768 0.03340 181 154 22 5
1611 It's fondue tonight me hearties. 1.1765 0.03049 170 141 28 1
1612 She's heading straight for us! I thought the Swiss were neutral! 1.1765 0.03269 170 143 24 3
1613 Finally, firm cheese ahoy!" 1.1765 0.03359 153 127 23 2
1614 Hi-ho, the derry-o, the cheese swims alone. 1.1765 0.03484 153 129 21 3
1615 We can't attack...the Swiss are neutral! 1.1765 0.03606 153 130 19 4
1616 Remember, no cutting off the nose! 1.1765 0.03476 170 145 20 5
1617 We’re gonna need a bigger baguette! 1.1765 0.03837 153 132 15 6
1618 Okay,you guys have the crudités platter ready? 1.1765 0.03269 187 159 23 5
1619 Back to the ship. The captain says we’re looking for a white cheddar. 1.1765 0.03359 153 128 23 2
1620 You "misplaced" the jumbo crackers? 1.1765 0.03228 153 127 25 1
1621 Did anyone bring crackers. 1.1762 0.03030 193 162 28 3
1622 Where is my swiss army knife when I need it 1.1761 0.03397 176 150 21 5
1623 It’s not authentic charcuterie without Blue Whale and Swiss! 1.1761 0.03491 176 151 19 6
1624 That is not a neutral cheese. 1.1761 0.03397 176 150 21 5
1625 Not that one boys, it’s a melting cheese. 1.1761 0.03628 159 136 18 5
1626 Watch it boys; it could be Gruyère but Emmentaler is unpredictable. 1.1761 0.03159 159 131 26 1
1627 Ah, the perfect embellishment to tonight's charcuterie. 1.1761 0.03402 159 134 22 3
1628 Go easy. It's a neutral country. 1.1759 0.03374 199 172 19 8
1629 We can't attack it because it's Swiss cheese and they're neutral. 1.1758 0.03230 182 154 24 4
1630 It’s going to ram us! Hard to port wine! 1.1758 0.03413 182 156 20 6
1631 Steady boys...the Swiss ones can be sharp. 1.1758 0.03670 182 159 14 9
1632 Oh my God, it’s Moby Dick Cheese 1.1758 0.03540 165 141 19 5
1633 It's going to ruin our delicate balance! 1.1758 0.03211 165 138 25 2
1634 Remember, what you see is just the tip of the Emmental 1.1758 0.03324 165 139 23 3
1635 Brace yourself, lads. The sharkuterie won't be complete until we nab the Great White. 1.1757 0.03678 148 126 18 4
1636 Who’s going to cut the cheese? 1.1757 0.03678 148 126 18 4
1637 Should we kill it? We are running low on Swiss. 1.1757 0.03678 148 126 18 4
1638 Did anyone remember the pool noodles? 1.1757 0.03551 148 125 20 3
1639 I think we need some bigger crackers 1.1757 0.03551 148 125 20 3
1640 Don't worry, he won't attack. He's Swiss. 1.1757 0.03920 148 128 14 6
1641 They're supposed to be Neutral! It's time to call The Grater... 1.1755 0.03165 188 157 24 4
1642 So, this is what they meant when they said there were supply chain issues? 1.1754 0.03252 171 144 24 3
1643 I don't know if I have the stomach for it. 1.1754 0.03356 171 145 22 4
1644 Lower your hors d'oeuvres knives, boys - it's spawning season and she's a breeder. 1.1754 0.03144 171 143 26 2
1645 This fishing story has holes in it." 1.1754 0.03252 171 144 24 3
1646 I just hate that holier-than-thou attitude. 1.1754 0.03356 171 145 22 4
1647 Mind the rind! 1.1754 0.03252 171 144 24 3
1648 Finally, we can get the Swiss on board. 1.1754 0.03555 171 146 18 6
1649 Finally, we’ve found The Great White One…! 1.1753 0.03584 154 131 19 4
1650 Yes, but won't this disrupt our protein-to-carb ratio? 1.1753 0.03464 154 130 21 3
1651 I’m mounting this one above my fireplace. 1.1753 0.03209 154 128 25 1
1652 Remember boys...don't look into the hole. There's no telling what horrors ye may encounter in that gaping void. 1.1752 0.03721 137 116 18 3
1653 Don't slice until you can touch the white of its eyes. 1.1752 0.03574 137 115 20 2
1654 Remember lads, only 10% of the calories are visible. 1.1751 0.03379 177 151 21 5
1655 What's a jarlsberg doing in these waters?!? 1.1751 0.03379 177 151 21 5
1656 Swiss cheese? my god we're lost 1.1751 0.03183 177 149 25 3
1657 We're going to need a bigger caption. 1.1750 0.03920 160 140 12 8
1658 I hope that’s not just the fin. 1.1750 0.03607 160 137 18 5
1659 Must belong to the Robinson family. 1.1750 0.03496 160 136 20 4
1660 The one that got away is always biggest. 1.1750 0.03496 160 136 20 4
1661 Brie, tell him smell or not, we'll cut him." 1.1750 0.03264 160 134 24 2
1662 Fine! But Bill! After we capture the swiss do you promise to let us go? The S. S. Charcuterie will fare way better as a one-man vessel. Please! 1.1750 0.03382 160 135 22 3
1663 How does it float with so many holes? 1.1750 0.03496 160 136 20 4
1664 Lets be cautious. The sharks around here are very sneaky 1.1750 0.03382 160 132 22 3
1665 Be careful men. This one is a little Nutty 1.1750 0.03264 160 132 23 2
1666 This one really is the BIG cheese. 1.1747 0.03721 166 144 15 7
1667 OK, boys! That she holes! 1.1747 0.03194 166 139 25 2
1668 Shiver me limburger 1.1747 0.03415 166 141 21 4
1669 should we cut the cheese? 1.1747 0.03415 166 141 21 4
1670 Gents get ready for our main course. 1.1745 0.03655 149 127 18 4
1671 Let's wear our Cheesehead hats to create a distraction! 1.1745 0.03398 149 125 22 2
1672 If only we could have brought the port. 1.1745 0.03398 149 125 22 2
1673 Rising water levels threaten Wisconsin residents. 1.1744 0.03536 172 148 18 6
1674 At last, calcium, ho! 1.1744 0.03234 172 145 24 3
1675 Wait a Minute! There’s no such thing as the Swiss Navy. 1.1744 0.03723 172 150 14 8
1676 If that's bait......... 1.1742 0.03646 132 111 19 2
1677 Gird up your loins, oh men of valor. For this is why we came. 1.1742 0.03319 155 130 23 2
1678 I assumed the Lox Ness Monster would be cream cheese. 1.1742 0.03899 155 135 13 7
1679 It is its whiteness, above all else, that horrifies me. 1.1739 0.03398 138 115 22 1
1680 I haven't been this excited since I saw "Watch On the Rind." 1.1739 0.03476 161 137 20 4
1681 we need a bigger mouse trap. 1.1739 0.03476 161 137 20 4
1682 Any way you slice it, the board's in big trouble. 1.1739 0.03696 138 117 18 3
1683 Be alert - they say they are neutral. 1.1739 0.03363 161 136 22 3
1684 I can't stomach defeat. 1.1739 0.03476 161 137 20 4
1685 Stand down boys; this is a cheese board, not a ham sandwich 1.1739 0.03693 161 139 16 6
1686 A port would good with this. 1.1739 0.03379 184 158 20 6
1687 We might be okay. I heard this kind of cheese is neutral. 1.1737 0.03396 167 142 21 4
1688 Watch out! It's a Trojan cheese. 1.1737 0.03500 167 140 17 5
1689 It's the Great White Emmenthaler! 1.1737 0.03060 167 139 27 1
1690 Are you sure it is famously neutral? 1.1737 0.03288 167 141 23 3
1691 Look out fellas,Jarlsberg dead ahead! 1.1737 0.03500 167 143 19 5
1692 Towards cheese I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering cheese; to the last I grapple with cheese; from hell’s heart I stab at cheese; for taste's sake I spit my last breath at cheese. 1.1736 0.03859 144 124 15 5
1693 Did someone order a cheese boat? 1.1736 0.03461 144 121 21 2
1694 It has a depth of flavor that's deceiving. 1.1736 0.03167 144 119 25 0
1695 Steady boys ,it's the Jarlsberg and she is going to ram us. 1.1734 0.03611 173 150 16 7
1696 Wisconsin ahoy, mateys! 1.1734 0.03320 173 147 22 4
1697 The cheese stands alone, boys. The cheese stands alone! 1.1734 0.03320 173 147 22 4
1698 I think we have room for only a small slice. 1.1734 0.03111 173 145 26 2
1699 Don't waste your knife, Errol. Too many holes in that one, compared to the Brie we already have. 1.1734 0.03217 173 146 24 3
1700 Look out. It's Jaws, disguised as a Green Bay Packer 1.1734 0.03111 173 145 26 2
1701 Don’t get me wrong, I love a good Swiss, but that thing is full of plot holes. 1.1734 0.03111 173 145 26 2
1702 What a delicious journey! Cheese Island is right ahead. 1.1733 0.03507 150 127 20 3
1703 We must be getting near Switzerland. 1.1733 0.03242 150 125 24 1
1704 This is where the giant Wisconsin football fan hangs out 1.1732 0.03888 127 107 15 3
1705 There she curds 1.1732 0.03249 179 152 23 4
1706 Tell me you didn't forget the crackers. 1.1731 0.03541 156 133 19 4
1707 So, that's the big cheese. 1.1731 0.03423 156 132 21 3
1708 I think we're going to need a bigger cutting board. 1.1731 0.03423 156 132 21 3
1709 Hurry! Before the mouse returns. 1.1731 0.03656 156 134 17 5
1710 Ahab and his charcuterie zealots approach the great white Swiss with caution. 1.1728 0.03106 162 135 26 1
1711 It's Swiss - perfect. Keep your eyes peeled for a glass of Pinot! 1.1728 0.02841 191 159 31 1
1712 Careful, men. This is sharp cheese. 1.1726 0.03481 168 144 19 5
1713 If it hits us, we lose the artisanal balance we worked so hard to achieve, men! 1.1724 0.03834 145 125 15 5
1714 After this, we catch some olives and we head home. 1.1724 0.03707 145 124 17 4
1715 Unleash the grapes of wrath! 1.1724 0.03200 174 147 24 3
1716 Hold your noses boys! I'm going to cut the cheese. 1.1724 0.03575 145 123 19 3
1717 According to the 1815 Treaty of Paris they're neutral. 1.1724 0.03707 145 124 17 4
1718 It's a Wisconsin Cheese Head Submarine closing in for boarding. 1.1722 0.03486 151 128 20 3
1719 Look! It's Moby Cheese!!! 1.1722 0.03486 151 128 20 3
1720 Ho! Cheeseburger ahead. 1.1722 0.03357 151 127 22 2
1721 Careful. This one's been called 'nutty.' 1.1720 0.03166 186 158 24 4
1722 You ordered this Swiss? Cancel the Iceberg Lettuce! 1.1720 0.03154 157 131 25 1
1723 Are the Swiss on board with this plan? 1.1720 0.03154 157 131 25 1
1724 Anyone mention us being a ‘shark-uterie’ board and I’ll stick ya! 1.1720 0.03403 157 133 21 3
1725 They say each hole represents one of its victims. 1.1718 0.03651 163 141 16 6
1726 Even the holes are bigger! 1.1718 0.03437 163 139 20 4
1727 We’re going to need more crudites! 1.1718 0.03545 163 140 18 5
1728 ‘This may be too much of a good thing.” 1.1718 0.03437 163 139 20 4
1729 Jeez! What happened to the whole neutrality thing?! 1.1718 0.03209 163 137 24 2
1730 We'll need our Swiss army knives for this one! 1.1716 0.03437 134 112 21 1
1731 Proceed with caution. It could be a piece of the moon. 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
1732 Another castawhey! 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
1733 We're gonna need a bigger throat. 1.1716 0.03755 169 148 13 8
1734 I'll harpoon it and attach a towline while both of you slice off enough for lunch. 1.1716 0.03252 169 143 23 3
1735 Look alive, boys. This is our last chance to balance out the flavors." 1.1716 0.03462 169 145 19 5
1736 Wow, it’s that new cheese made of algae! 1.1716 0.03142 169 142 25 2
1737 This is really sharp cheese so be make sure your first probe takes the edge off! 1.1716 0.03462 169 145 19 5
1738 Look! The cheese stands alone! 1.1716 0.03462 169 145 19 5
1739 Ye thought me mad, but see the scars, lads? 'Tis the white wedge! 1.1714 0.03078 175 147 26 2
1740 I say we cut the point and the hell with etiquette. 1.1714 0.03285 175 149 22 4
1741 If the cheese won't come to the cutting board, the cutting board must go to the cheese! 1.1714 0.03285 175 149 22 4
1742 She thinks it’s her child! 1.1714 0.03479 175 151 18 6
1743 Don't be fooled, guys! It may be the Bermuda Triangle of Cheese. 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 17 3
1744 Holy Great White Wheel 1.1713 0.03401 181 156 19 6
1745 Sorry Jack, but there won't be enough room for you. 1.1712 0.03417 146 123 21 2
1746 Courage, men! It’s sink or Swiss! 1.1712 0.03553 146 124 19 3
1747 Could be a trap. Look out for a giant cat. 1.1712 0.03683 146 125 17 4
1748 These contests are getting really cheesy. 1.1712 0.03417 146 123 21 2
1749 It could be the tip of the cheeseberg 1.1711 0.03588 152 130 18 4
1750 Anchors a whey, my lads, anchors a whey 1.1711 0.03465 152 129 20 3
1751 Look sharp boys - she only looks mild. 1.1711 0.03337 152 128 22 2
1752 I'm good. 1.1709 0.03500 158 135 19 4
1753 Careful, rumor on social media is that one of these took out the Titantic! 1.1709 0.03830 158 138 13 7
1754 Call me Ishmael! No! Call me Hunter of the Giant Charcuterie! 1.1709 0.03500 158 135 19 4
1755 Are we sure it pairs well with the wine? 1.1709 0.03261 158 133 23 2
1756 Jarlsberg. Iceberg. What’s the difference? 1.1707 0.03191 164 138 24 2
1757 We're saved ! It's the Swiss Red Cross. 1.1707 0.03306 164 139 22 3
1758 Men, prepare to repel Swiss boarders! 1.1707 0.03306 164 139 22 3
1759 It's a great white, so we have to be careful. 1.1706 0.03443 170 146 19 5
1760 Be careful, it may be a Trojan cheese! 1.1706 0.03340 170 145 21 4
1761 This must be Green Bay. 1.1706 0.03125 170 143 25 2
1762 The one time I need a Swiss Army knife… 1.1705 0.03062 176 148 26 2
1763 Secure the charcuterie boys the alpine lace is gonna ram us! 1.1705 0.03167 176 149 24 3
1764 It's a trap! Swiss Cheese doesn't float! 1.1702 0.03481 141 119 20 2
1765 No worries, the Swiss have always been neutral. 1.1702 0.03481 141 119 20 2
1766 Hold your fire! The Swiss are neutral. 1.1702 0.04145 141 124 10 7
1767 I have lots of experience with cheeseburgers but this is my first encounter with a cheeseberg. 1.1701 0.03530 147 125 19 3
1768 DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING, THIS IS ALL THAT REMAINS of SWITZERLAND . . . 1.1699 0.03912 153 134 12 7
1769 They look Swiss, I don't think they go with anything. 1.1699 0.03184 153 128 24 1
1770 Boston had the Tea Party but Milwaukee had the Cheese Party. 1.1699 0.03567 153 131 18 4
1771 By God, that’s not a Swiss. It’s a Jarlsberg! 1.1699 0.03444 153 130 20 3
1772 What I wouldn't give for a fondue pot right now. 1.1699 0.03184 153 128 24 1
1773 Gru-YAAAAAR! 1.1699 0.03567 153 131 18 4
1774 Now if this is wine we're floating in..... 1.1699 0.03685 153 132 16 5
1775 Steady, mates -- a Jarlsberg sank the Titanic! 1.1699 0.03444 153 130 20 3
1776 Hey, that ain't no iceberg , that's a Swiss cheeseberg 1.1699 0.03685 153 132 16 5
1777 Quick, give me your Swiss Navy Knife. 1.1699 0.03567 153 131 18 4
1778 Hold on a second guys! Maybe it’s neutral. 1.1698 0.03363 159 135 21 3
1779 I told you to bring a fondue pot. 1.1697 0.03288 165 140 22 3
1780 And that’s just the tip! 1.1697 0.03398 165 141 20 4
1781 Hold your fire -- the wine won't pair with this one! 1.1697 0.03288 165 140 22 3
1782 Captain's log: After 10 days at sea, crew of S.S. Charcuterie sights the elusive Great White Swiss. 1.1697 0.03609 165 143 16 6
1783 Of course we’re outside Switzerland’s EEZ, you putz. 1.1697 0.03288 165 140 22 3
1784 We'll need more crackers. 1.1697 0.03173 165 139 24 2
1785 No I am not going to harpoon the cheese. That's the bait. 1.1696 0.03322 171 146 21 4
1786 Don’t worry boys, she’s Swiss, so she shouldn’t attack. 1.1696 0.03108 171 144 25 2
1787 Of course, it’s the other 90% we have to worry about. 1.1696 0.03108 171 144 25 2
1788 Aye Starbuck, it is a mild, mild Swiss... 1.1695 0.03150 177 150 24 3
1789 We can't touch it, the Swiss are neutral. 1.1695 0.03251 177 151 22 4
1790 Camemberg, right ahead! 1.1691 0.03104 207 178 23 6
1791 That men is what we've been looking for; the BIG CHEESE!! 1.1689 0.03236 148 124 23 1
1792 Just what we needed for the Charcuterie Board! 1.1689 0.03637 148 127 17 4
1793 Argh, that's the cheese that dis-crackered me! 1.1689 0.03508 148 126 19 3
1794 Afloat in a sea of Bordeaux,what would one expect? 1.1689 0.03508 148 126 19 3
1795 At ease,the Swiss is neutral. 1.1689 0.03236 148 124 23 1
1796 I want to see the mold on the bottom of that block! 1.1688 0.03423 154 131 20 3
1797 Where are the flowery tooth picks? 1.1688 0.03423 154 131 20 3
1798 Holey Mama! I told you we should have left the little one alone. 1.1688 0.03166 154 129 24 1
1799 I thought we were on the lookout for Iceberg Lettuce! 1.1688 0.03028 154 128 26 0
1800 I'm going to need a bigger boat !!!!!! 1.1688 0.03423 154 131 20 3
1801 Fondue again? 1.1687 0.03344 160 136 21 3
1802 It's a real munster of a whale! 1.1687 0.03224 160 135 23 2
1803 I know it’s a lot, but this one pairs best with the great white wine. 1.1687 0.03459 160 137 19 4
1804 At last the great white cheddar! 1.1687 0.03156 166 140 24 2
1805 Be aware of the shark-oh-terie! 1.1687 0.03269 166 141 22 3
1806 Aren't we all lactose intolerant? 1.1687 0.03486 166 143 18 5
1807 Jarlsberg! Dead ahead! 1.1686 0.03200 172 146 23 3
1808 Who sais the Swiss don't have a Navy? 1.1686 0.03304 172 147 21 4
1809 That is emMENTAL! 1.1686 0.03200 172 146 23 3
1810 Stand down, they are neutral 1.1685 0.03134 178 151 24 3
1811 C’mon lads, this is the Holy Gruyère of sea cheese! 1.1679 0.03524 137 116 19 2
1812 I mean we’ve already got some cheese. Right? 1.1679 0.03524 137 116 19 2
1813 Careful boys this could be a bait and Swiss 1.1679 0.03524 137 116 19 2
1814 I think we're gonna need a bigger beaujolais. 1.1679 0.03524 137 116 19 2
1815 That’s a Gruyère, not the elusive Emmentaler we seek. 1.1678 0.03436 143 121 20 2
1816 I see holes all over this rescue plan 1.1678 0.03576 143 122 18 3
1817 I can’t just go and get a bigger charcuterie board, it was a wedding gift from my mother-in-law. 1.1678 0.03576 143 122 18 3
1818 I knew my Swiss army knife would one day be useful! 1.1678 0.03712 143 123 16 4
1819 We won't need a mask, it's not Limburger! 1.1678 0.03486 149 127 19 3
1820 …and that’s just the tip of the cheese wedge. 1.1678 0.03216 149 125 23 1
1821 We’re going to need the Swiss Army Knife for this one. 1.1678 0.03614 149 128 17 4
1822 Yes, it is the turret of a Swiss submarine 1.1678 0.03738 149 129 15 5
1823 He's Swiss...He won't hurt us! 1.1678 0.03486 149 127 19 3
1824 We’re screwed. It’s Swiss. No one will ever find us. 1.1678 0.03354 149 124 20 2
1825 Shouldn't I have a different knife? 1.1678 0.03354 149 126 21 2
1826 If only we'd kept our fondue pot! 1.1678 0.03354 149 126 21 2
1827 That's a Moby Dick of lactose intolerance heading our way. 1.1677 0.03641 155 134 16 5
1828 The Swiss may have hidden troops in this Trojan cheese. 1.1677 0.03147 155 130 24 1
1829 Prepare the spicy mustard! 1.1677 0.03147 155 130 24 1
1830 Grub,ho,men. This monster may look Swiss to you but I know Mobier when I see it. 1.1677 0.03641 155 134 16 5
1831 Just take enough for the crackers. 1.1677 0.03641 155 134 16 5
1832 Ok. Who ordered Swiss? 1.1677 0.03524 155 133 18 4
1833 Beware Ishmael, Swiss overpowers a Charcuterie. 1.1677 0.02954 161 134 27 0
1834 How do we get it on the cutting board? 1.1677 0.02954 161 134 27 0
1835 Be careful. We don't want to be turned into Swiss cheese! 1.1677 0.03325 161 137 21 3
1836 I thought the Swiss were remaining neutral! 1.1677 0.03082 161 135 25 1
1837 Wait until you see the whites of it's holes 1.1677 0.03138 167 141 24 2
1838 I think it's holed beneath the waterline. 1.1677 0.03251 167 142 22 3
1839 WE HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE HOLEY GRAIL CHEESE. 1.1676 0.03286 173 148 21 4
1840 Don't worry. The Swiss are known as peace loving. 1.1676 0.02964 173 145 27 1
1841 Sharp! 1.1667 0.03188 162 137 23 2
1842 The gourmands closed in not realising their quarry was a strict non-combatant 1.1667 0.03465 150 128 19 3
1843 Ahoy. Prepare to be boarded. 1.1667 0.03166 174 148 23 3
1844 Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering cheese; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee... 1.1667 0.03383 156 133 20 3
1845 Careful... it might be just the tip of the cheeseberg! 1.1667 0.03383 156 133 20 3
1846 I want a piece of that. 1.1667 0.03553 144 123 18 3
1847 Oh God!! I'm Lactose Intolerant!! 1.1667 0.03233 168 143 22 3
1848 If nine tenths of this is under water, we'd better get out the crackers! 1.1667 0.03714 150 130 15 5
1849 ...and I thought Switzerland was landlocked. 1.1667 0.03420 162 139 19 4
1850 Thank God! The Swiss do have a navy after all! 1.1667 0.03637 162 141 15 6
1851 Look! It's "shark" cheese! 1.1667 0.03121 168 142 24 2
1852 No, I'm not scared! I'm vegan! 1.1667 0.03342 168 144 20 4
1853 Oh goddamit, fuck me. Is that? It is. It's a fucking Emmental. You've got to be fucking kidding me. Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK. This whole thing is FUCKING RUINED! 1.1667 0.04328 126 111 9 6
1854 Avast me hearties! This be me white whale... 1.1667 0.03188 162 137 23 2
1855 Look, we found all this other stuff floating by--I say let's wait for some Babybels. 1.1667 0.03942 144 126 12 6
1856 It's OK, it's Swiss, so it's neutral. 1.1667 0.03065 162 136 25 1
1857 We're going to have to get bigger crackers. 1.1667 0.03188 162 137 23 2
1858 We’re gonna need a bigger board…it’s a great white charcuterie! 1.1667 0.03501 138 117 19 2
1859 Heave ho, me laddies, let's cut the cheese. 1.1667 0.03389 180 156 18 6
1860 Hold your fire. It’s from a neutral country. 1.1667 0.03817 144 125 14 5
1861 A blockhead! Where? I don't see the president. 1.1667 0.03592 150 129 17 4
1862 Looks like we are in Green Bay. 1.1667 0.03503 156 134 18 4
1863 A slice in time saves lives 1.1667 0.03200 180 154 22 4
1864 Be careful, guys. It could be a Trojan drone. 1.1667 0.03129 156 131 24 1
1865 Beware guys, those portholes could be canon placements 1.1667 0.03121 168 142 24 2
1866 Take only enough to balance the menu (and the boat!) 1.1657 0.03149 175 149 23 3
1867 It’s not as white as I had imagined. 1.1657 0.03043 175 148 25 2
1868 Hold on! I think the Swiss are neutral! 1.1657 0.03149 175 149 23 3
1869 You can see it's badly wounded. We're doing it a kindness. 1.1657 0.03043 175 148 25 2
1870 She's come back for the baby Brie. 1.1657 0.03723 169 149 12 8
1871 Remember, men! Watch your calories! 1.1657 0.03428 169 146 18 5
1872 More food? 1.1657 0.03216 169 144 22 3
1873 When I cut it, cover your nose. 1.1657 0.03428 169 146 18 5
1874 Now we need a Super Bowl. 1.1657 0.03628 169 148 14 7
1875 Careful boys, we're only seeing the tip of it! 1.1656 0.03287 163 139 21 3
1876 Put your knives down, we’re hunting sharkuterie 1.1656 0.03170 163 138 23 2
1877 All a cutting board! 1.1656 0.03287 163 139 21 3
1878 Charcuterie Week on Discovery 1.1656 0.03616 163 142 15 6
1879 Isn't Switzerland landlocked? 1.1656 0.03400 163 140 19 4
1880 Steady boys, this Emmentaler looks piquant and complex! 1.1656 0.03510 163 141 17 5
1881 To hell with waiting for Gruyere! 1.1656 0.03048 163 137 25 1
1882 I don’t care if it is ‘the big cheese’—we’re gonna eat it! 1.1656 0.03170 163 138 23 2
1883 I don't think our charcuterie board is large enough. 1.1656 0.03510 163 141 17 5
1884 Don't get greedy, now. We only have room for the holes. 1.1656 0.03400 163 140 19 4
1885 Wish we had brought the Swiss Army Knives 1.1656 0.03287 163 139 21 3
1886 I hope it's a really soft cheese.... 1.1656 0.03363 157 134 20 3
1887 Quick. Call me "Ishmael". 1.1656 0.03482 157 135 18 4
1888 No! We need bleu cheese for our board! 1.1656 0.03239 157 133 22 2
1889 Who’s the big cheese now? 1.1656 0.03597 157 136 16 5
1890 All mortal greatness is but this cheese. 1.1656 0.03313 151 128 21 2
1891 That means that Mighty Mouse Is on the way! 1.1656 0.03313 151 128 21 2
1892 Wait a minute, I think it's neutral. 1.1656 0.03444 151 129 19 3
1893 Hold steady men! One more hole and we'll sink her! 1.1656 0.03177 151 127 23 1
1894 Don’t be silly! Icebergs don’t have holes 1.1656 0.03444 151 129 19 3
1895 Are you sure swiss cheese goes with Merlot? 1.1656 0.03570 151 130 17 4
1896 Thar she blows! Mind the holes, and get some slices off the hind quarters. Next we'll set sail for Smoked Cheddar Straits! 1.1655 0.03664 145 125 16 4
1897 Holey moley! Thar she blows. 1.1655 0.03531 145 124 18 3
1898 It's Swiss, we need to let it go. 1.1655 0.03531 145 124 18 3
1899 Off starboard bow... Prepare to board charcuterie sharpshooterie! 1.1655 0.03664 145 125 16 4
1900 Grab your cameras and say 'Cheese.' 1.1655 0.03792 145 126 14 5
1901 Oh my God! The Holey Grail! 1.1655 0.03765 139 120 15 4
1902 A vulture feeds upon the very cuterie he creates. 1.1654 0.03569 133 113 18 2
1903 You’re lactose intolerant? 1.1654 0.03234 133 111 22 0
1904 No crackers? 1.1649 0.03195 188 162 21 5
1905 Nice enough, but let’s hold out for Brie or Camembert! 1.1648 0.03070 182 155 24 3
1906 Holey cheese! 1.1648 0.03333 176 152 19 5
1907 We’re 1.1646 0.03381 164 141 19 4
1908 Remember Moby Dick! 1.1646 0.03595 164 143 15 6
1909 Pardon my crudity but will someone volunteer to cut the cheese? 1.1646 0.03152 164 139 23 2
1910 Ahoy! Jarlsberg port side! 1.1646 0.03092 158 133 24 1
1911 The Swiss aren't as neutral as they claim to be. 1.1646 0.03461 158 136 18 4
1912 Avast! It's the great white cheese. 1.1646 0.03343 158 135 20 3
1913 All a charcuterie board! 1.1646 0.03461 158 136 18 4
1914 And it’s floating on a wine-dark sea. 1.1646 0.03576 158 137 16 5
1915 Moby Swiss 1.1645 0.03785 152 133 13 6
1916 The Swiss may seem neutral, but beware the piercing aftertaste. 1.1645 0.03293 152 129 21 2
1917 Prepare to board the cheese! 1.1645 0.03423 152 130 19 3
1918 This week on Charcuterie Hunters… 1.1645 0.03293 152 129 21 2
1919 Sometimes that cheese looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a cheese is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. 1.1644 0.03508 146 125 18 3
1920 Hard cheese off the bow, I've got this! 1.1644 0.03640 146 126 16 4
1921 Watch out boys, it's stink or swim! 1.1644 0.03768 146 127 14 5
1922 we're gonna need a bigger knife; a Swiss Army knife! 1.1644 0.03640 146 126 16 4
1923 Stinky Cheese Finally Takes a Bath 1.1644 0.03508 146 125 18 3
1924 These Swiss vessels are virtually unsinkable 1.1644 0.03768 146 127 14 5
1925 Frankly, I prefer cheddar or gorgonzola 1.1644 0.03371 146 124 20 2
1926 Boy, this psychedelic therapy is really something. 1.1643 0.03600 140 120 17 3
1927 It's not starboard, it's cheeseboard. But be on the lookout for the port, too. 1.1643 0.03600 140 120 17 3
1928 HOLEY MOLEY,AHAB. 1.1643 0.03454 140 119 19 2
1929 Thar she brie -ches! 1.1643 0.03740 140 121 15 4
1930 If Alice is right, a bite of that cheese should return us to normal size. 1.1643 0.03454 140 119 19 2
1931 Let’s hold out for some saltines. 1.1643 0.03600 140 120 17 3
1932 That's just the tip of the Jarlsberg. 1.1642 0.03991 134 117 12 5
1933 Be careful. It's not called the Big Cheese for nothing. 1.1642 0.03382 134 113 20 1
1934 A pâté en croûte to any adjunct who can raise the beast. 1.1637 0.03071 171 144 24 2
1935 This big cheese will put us in the Hors d’oeuvres Hall of fame.” 1.1637 0.03287 171 147 20 4
1936 It's the man-eating sharkuterie! 1.1636 0.03362 165 142 19 4
1937 I don’t think it will fit aboard” 1.1636 0.03250 165 141 21 3
1938 The Swiss have rescued us again! 1.1635 0.03555 159 138 16 5
1939 Careful boys. That’s just the tip of the cheeseberg. 1.1635 0.03555 159 138 16 5
1940 From hell's heart I stab a cheese. 1.1635 0.03323 159 136 20 3
1941 The Sandwich Board's Adventure 1.1635 0.03555 159 138 16 5
1942 Remember, men! NO SUBSTITUTIONS! 1.1635 0.03075 159 134 24 1
1943 What do you mean you forgot the fondue set? 1.1634 0.03139 153 129 23 1
1944 Stand down, he’s neutral. 1.1634 0.03273 153 130 21 2
1945 I think better tow this one instead of bringing it on board 1.1634 0.03526 153 132 17 4
1946 This looks like Swiss. Don’t let it overpower the Brie. 1.1634 0.03273 153 130 21 2
1947 They don't call it the Big Cheese for nuthin'. 1.1634 0.03402 153 131 19 3
1948 That is the Green Bay Packers destroyer in disguise. 1.1634 0.03402 153 131 19 3
1949 At last! I've quested for this for years! 1.1633 0.03350 147 125 20 2
1950 Abandon ship! We've gone off course and that's a Limburg dead ahead. 1.1633 0.03486 147 126 18 3
1951 Ready to go on a Wisconsin sleigh ride, men? 1.1633 0.03350 147 124 20 2
1952 Great find! Now on to the Mediterranean to capture the wine! 1.1633 0.03350 147 125 20 2
1953 Isn’t this a job for the gatherers? 1.1633 0.03486 147 126 18 3
1954 Stand down, gentlemen. It’s a delightful and mellow Emmentaler. 1.1633 0.03208 147 124 22 1
1955 Don’t panic – it’s usually quite mild. 1.1631 0.03432 141 120 19 2
1956 The legend of Moby Swiss, and from whence came the holes 1.1631 0.03432 141 120 19 2
1957 I’d say let’s go for it, but I’m already three cheese to the wind. 1.1631 0.03432 141 120 19 2
1958 Emmentaler??? Kill me now! 1.1630 0.03520 135 115 18 2
1959 Okay, guys, we didn't come this far only to go chicken in the face of the big cheese! 1.1630 0.03674 135 116 16 3
1960 Swiss provide humanitarian aid to French migrants crossing Lake Geneva in search of lower retirement age. 1.1628 0.03164 172 147 22 3
1961 Cheez, that’s a big one! 1.1628 0.03444 129 109 19 1
1962 Cheese: “Permission to come onboard.” 1.1628 0.03471 172 150 16 6
1963 Who's gonna bale? 1.1628 0.03164 172 147 22 3
1964 It’s just a mirage boys, stay on board. 1.1625 0.03421 160 138 18 4
1965 Damn Dr. Oz. Full cheese ahead." 1.1625 0.03304 160 137 20 3
1966 I think maybe less wine and drink at our next Charcuterie board party. 1.1625 0.03183 160 136 22 2
1967 Remember, men, we have prepared for this our entire lives. 1.1625 0.03534 160 139 16 5
1968 Our bigger concern is Steven Spielberg's attorneys. 1.1623 0.02981 154 129 25 0
1969 Sharkcuttery 1.1623 0.03120 154 130 23 1
1970 We must be in international waters - that vessel looks Swiss. 1.1623 0.03254 154 131 21 2
1971 "Baron de Roquefort doesn't think we'd recognize his yacht disguised as a gruyere. Charge!" 1.1623 0.03254 154 130 21 2
1972 Just push it out of the way 1.1623 0.03624 154 134 15 5
1973 Oh, queso...who wants to take a stab at it? 1.1623 0.03505 154 133 17 4
1974 Ye Gods, shipmates--it's Moby Swiss! 1.1623 0.03739 154 135 13 6
1975 Dammit! I ordered cheddar. 1.1623 0.03505 154 133 17 4
1976 So what are you guys doing after this? 1.1623 0.03381 154 132 19 3
1977 Ah me laddys, finally the great white Swiss that’ll complete my life’s work on this cheese board. 1.1623 0.03120 154 130 23 1
1978 Belay the wine pairings, Glenn! It's Colby Dick! 1.1623 0.03381 154 132 19 3
1979 I'm the big cheese on this ship. 1.1623 0.03120 154 130 23 1
1980 There they were, suddenly face to face with the white beast. Now all they needed were some cornichons. 1.1623 0.03624 154 134 15 5
1981 Rats! 1.1622 0.03594 148 128 16 4
1982 That's no hors d'oeuvre; it's the conning tower of a sub sandwich. 1.1622 0.03594 148 128 16 4
1983 Hold off, men! That's no Emmenthaler. 1.1622 0.03188 148 125 22 1
1984 This is tough, It has holes and still does not sink. 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
1985 We need a breeze, B-R-E-E-Z-E… stop praying for Cheese 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
1986 How has it not sunk yet with all those holes?!? 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
1987 Watch out! It's going to try and board us ! 1.1622 0.03464 148 127 18 3
1988 And if we are successful the Champagne is standing at the ready! 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
1989 Ready to cut the cheese? 1.1622 0.03720 148 129 14 5
1990 I have to admit, this is my first incounte 1.1622 0.03464 148 127 18 3
1991 It's the S S Crudites! 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
1992 Plug your nose's boys, it's time to cut the cheese! 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
1993 Cheese Ho! 1.1620 0.03409 142 120 19 2
1994 It's the great white cheddar. 1.1620 0.03409 142 121 19 2
1995 Loose mice sink ships 1.1620 0.03553 142 122 17 3
1996 Put your weapons down. It's neutral. 1.1620 0.03691 142 123 15 4
1997 Whatever happens, save room for the main course. 1.1620 0.03260 142 120 21 1
1998 I smell something strangely un-fishy. 1.1620 0.03260 142 120 21 1
1999 But I thought we were in search of butter now? 1.1618 0.03147 173 148 22 3
2000 Give a wide berth mateys! ‘Tis only the tip of the Jarlsberg. 1.1618 0.03147 173 148 22 3
2001 Wisconsin, in the year 2049. 1.1618 0.03496 136 116 18 2
2002 I had to order the jumbo size to get free shipping. 1.1618 0.03649 136 117 16 3
2003 Forget it, man. There's not enough room on board. 1.1618 0.03337 136 115 20 1
2004 Out of the Blue, a Killer Fondue! 1.1617 0.03324 167 144 19 4
2005 After we get the Swiss cheese, we hunt for the French wine! 1.1615 0.03401 161 139 18 4
2006 Two questions: Is it neutral and who's moving it? 1.1615 0.03401 161 139 18 4
2007 Salmonbert 1.1615 0.03165 161 137 22 2
2008 You gotta brie kidding me. 1.1615 0.03285 161 138 20 3
2009 It's "Moby Swiss" look at those huge holes! 1.1615 0.03401 161 139 18 4
2010 I know, but we don't have nearly enough crackers to take that on! 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
2011 Abort attack, it's neutral! 1.1613 0.03361 155 133 19 3
2012 Let's leave this one to the deli board. 1.1613 0.03234 155 132 21 2
2013 Voilà! It’s the Moby Cheese! 1.1613 0.03361 155 133 19 3
2014 They may be a landlocked nation, but the Swiss still have the best damn cheese navy in the world 1.1613 0.03484 155 134 17 4
2015 ‘They’re neutral, but have a lot of money.’ 1.1613 0.03602 155 135 15 5
2016 Hold off, men! Let's wait 'til a Stilton surfaces. 1.1613 0.03508 124 105 18 1
2017 Careful. It's pointed right at us. 1.1613 0.02964 155 130 25 0
2018 Thar she blows, It's Mobay Cheese 1.1611 0.03022 149 125 24 0
2019 That's a whale of a wedge! 1.1611 0.03572 149 129 16 4
2020 Maritime disaster: The accidental creation of the first Charcuterie board. 1.1611 0.03572 149 129 16 4
2021 The S.S. Charcuterie cautiously stalks the Great White Swiss. 1.1611 0.03817 149 131 12 6
2022 Northern latitude cheeses don't belong on a charcuterie! 1.1611 0.03443 149 128 18 3
2023 Curses me lactose intolerance! 1.1611 0.03443 149 128 18 3
2024 Sharkcuterie dead ahead 1.1609 0.03130 174 149 22 3
2025 Wait, we can’t attack; the Swiss is neutral. 1.1609 0.03434 174 152 16 6
2026 Wait...is it vegan? 1.1608 0.03530 143 123 17 3
2027 How is it possible that you forgot the fig jam? We are doomed. 1.1608 0.03239 143 121 21 1
2028 OK, who forgot to bring the mustard? 1.1608 0.03387 143 122 19 2
2029 I said “Iceland” and you took us to “Switzerland” 1.1608 0.03239 143 121 21 1
2030 Towards the treasure of need 1.1608 0.03530 143 123 17 3
2031 We're gonna need a bigger English Lit grant. 1.1607 0.03196 168 144 21 3
2032 Livarot ho! 1.1606 0.03314 137 116 20 1
2033 Do not assume it’s neutral! 1.1606 0.03473 137 117 18 2
2034 Pass, we have the cheese, wait for a baguette. 1.1606 0.03473 137 117 18 2
2035 Get your harpoons ready-it's Moby Cheese! 1.1605 0.03601 162 142 14 6
2036 Good thing we came prepared for a charcuterie attack. 1.1605 0.03147 162 138 22 2
2037 Look alive! It's the Great White Wedge. 1.1605 0.03382 162 140 18 4
2038 You watch for the ham on rye maneuver, I'll guard against a fondue. 1.1603 0.03395 131 111 19 1
2039 This is the cheesiest dream I've had in a long time, and it is heading straight for us. 1.1603 0.03341 156 133 19 3
2040 God isn’t on our side anymore. Our prey is hole-ier than us all combined. 1.1603 0.03804 156 138 11 7
2041 Wouldn't you know it? A golden opportunity and not one of us has a Swiss Army knife. 1.1603 0.03694 156 137 13 6
2042 We need to save room for the brie. 1.1603 0.03084 156 132 23 1
2043 Fromage? Or mirage? 1.1603 0.03341 156 134 19 3
2044 Keep your eyes on the holes! 1.1603 0.03463 156 135 17 4
2045 First France, then Italy, now Switzerland?" -Bree Ramage, Portland Orego 1.1603 0.03580 156 136 15 5
2046 No matter how you slice it, it’s Cheeseberg in Paradise! 1.1603 0.03341 156 134 19 3
2047 Ok fellas, prepare for the big cheese 1.1603 0.03084 156 132 23 1
2048 Charcuterie is nigh! 1.1600 0.03421 150 129 18 3
2049 (From the first draft of Moby Dick;) Pip, you hit it on the left side. I'm on the right. Queequeg, you go for that eyehole up front. And watch your legs.... 1.1600 0.03288 150 128 20 2
2050 It looks like there's a hole in the ship. 1.1600 0.03550 150 130 16 4
2051 A Swiss Shark-cu-terie? 1.1600 0.03421 150 129 18 3
2052 Great culinary explorers in history: ... and with the discovery of a cheeseberg, they soon realized that Cheeseland, and their safety, could not be much further. 1.1598 0.03179 169 145 21 3
2053 Holy cheese! It’s the great white Gouda! 1.1598 0.03495 169 148 15 6
2054 Swiss!? I specifically requested smoked gouda. 1.1598 0.02827 169 142 27 0
2055 Do you think it is pasteurized? 1.1598 0.03288 169 146 19 4
2056 From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whey. 1.1597 0.03366 144 123 19 2
2057 We are going to need a bigger platter. 1.1595 0.03248 163 140 20 3
2058 And you all said I was mad! 1.1595 0.03362 163 141 18 4
2059 Wait, the Swiss Navy?? 1.1595 0.03473 163 142 16 5
2060 oh GRATE. Hope there isnt any de-BRIE 1.1595 0.03248 163 140 20 3
2061 Quick- put the little one back in! 1.1595 0.03248 163 140 20 3
2062 And what’s great is, nine tenths of it is under water.” 1.1594 0.03449 138 118 18 2
2063 If we only had a giant bottle of wine, we’d be all set now… 1.1594 0.03449 138 118 18 2
2064 And YOU forgot the wine! 1.1594 0.03292 138 116 20 1
2065 You know, maybe the board's already got enough cheese." 1.1592 0.03442 157 136 17 4
2066 Take a selfie first and say cheese. 1.1592 0.03066 157 133 23 1
2067 '' Guys, we ARE the cheesen ones!" 1.1592 0.03066 157 133 23 1
2068 Moe! Larry! The cheese! 1.1592 0.03321 157 135 19 3
2069 Damn the pimentos 1.1592 0.03321 157 135 19 3
2070 Be careful. Their weapon of choice is an army knife, and it can come out of anywhere. 1.1592 0.03781 157 139 11 7
2071 I'm sure they're neutral. 1.1591 0.03539 132 113 17 2
2072 Actually. it doesn't look neutral to me... 1.1591 0.03699 132 114 15 3
2073 So we have any crackers? 1.1591 0.03372 132 112 19 1
2074 Dive, Dive, Dive 1.1589 0.03130 151 128 22 1
2075 How do you say "Are you organic?" in Swiss? 1.1589 0.03400 151 130 18 3
2076 Holy Swiss curds! Our charcuterie board is complete! 1.1589 0.03528 151 131 16 4
2077 I’m hungry, but I’ll wait for the Barola. 1.1589 0.03528 151 131 16 4
2078 The Swiss think they can stay afloat on neutrality 1.1589 0.03130 151 128 22 1
2079 Finally, the Swiss. 1.1589 0.02985 151 127 24 0
2080 I say we wait for the Brie. 1.1589 0.03651 151 132 14 5
2081 It's bait for the mice who went to sea. 1.1588 0.03049 170 145 23 2
2082 Put it down,Charles. Without standards,we are nothing. 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
2083 Next we'll gert the iceberg lettuce. 1.1586 0.03484 145 125 17 3
2084 Wait, aren't they neutral? 1.1586 0.03619 145 126 15 4
2085 Who has the crackers? 1.1586 0.03484 145 125 17 3
2086 This is even worse than it looks. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.1586 0.03484 145 125 17 3
2087 We only need a few slices - save room for the cheddar. 1.1586 0.03344 145 124 19 2
2088 But the Swiss are land locked! 1.1585 0.03111 164 140 22 2
2089 I can’t tell if it’s organic! 1.1585 0.02989 164 139 24 1
2090 It's hard to find fault with Amazon's delivery service. 1.1583 0.03575 139 120 16 3
2091 Ready, set, nosh! 1.1583 0.03575 139 120 16 3
2092 So much for their supposed neutrality! 1.1583 0.03271 139 118 17 1
2093 Even out here they find a way to ruin boy's night. 1.1583 0.03426 139 119 18 2
2094 Ok, when asiago... 1.1583 0.03575 139 120 16 3
2095 Get ready lads we don’t usually see hard cheeses in these waters. 1.1583 0.03718 139 121 14 4
2096 We must be near Switzerland. 1.1582 0.03177 158 135 21 2
2097 Oh, oh! Here comes the great White Cheese! 1.1582 0.03302 158 136 19 3
2098 It's emmental, Watson. 1.1582 0.03302 158 136 19 3
2099 Steady Lads, it’s the Sharp White Cheddar disguised as a wedge of Swiss Lace. 1.1582 0.03302 158 136 19 3
2100 Don't be fooled. It could be Trojan cheese! 1.1582 0.03302 158 136 19 3
2101 Alright guys, this charcuterie won't make itself. 1.1582 0.02975 177 151 24 2
2102 Prepare to be charcuterie boarded! 1.1579 0.03252 171 148 19 4
2103 It's now OK to cut the cheese! 1.1579 0.03174 133 112 21 0
2104 I know it looks menacing but remember their long standing neutrality. 1.1579 0.03111 152 129 22 1
2105 No need to fear, I'm pretty sure it's neutral. 1.1579 0.03514 133 114 17 2
2106 No - not this one. When Gulliver cuts the cheese the whole town suffers… 1.1579 0.03356 171 149 17 5
2107 Man, the water gets rough when you go north on Lake Michigan. 1.1579 0.03174 133 112 21 0
2108 Well alright! We already got Moby Grape. I think this Moby Cheese will pair well with it and the grog! 1.1579 0.03506 152 132 16 4
2109 90 percent of it is underwater 1.1579 0.03248 152 130 20 2
2110 You two take it from behind while I take the front. And please be careful! Remember how we lost Smittie to that Camembert. 1.1579 0.03356 171 149 17 5
2111 They sacrificed the Swiss to save the Velveeta! 1.1579 0.03506 152 132 16 4
2112 Call me Walfgang. 1.1579 0.03248 152 130 20 2
2113 Let her be! I have my heart set on Gouda. 1.1579 0.03379 152 131 18 3
2114 Lower your weapons--the Swiss is neutral! 1.1576 0.03094 165 141 22 2
2115 A few more holes and we can sink her. Charge! 1.1576 0.03211 165 142 20 3
2116 Remember... don't cut the nose! 1.1576 0.02972 165 140 24 1
2117 Aim for the hole---we'll tow it in! 1.1576 0.03324 165 143 18 4
2118 Cheese overboard! 1.1575 0.03323 146 125 19 2
2119 Call me Mortadella. 1.1575 0.03323 146 125 19 2
2120 I think the Swiss are still neutral. Perhaps we shouldn’t cut into it! 1.1575 0.03178 146 124 21 1
2121 I'm going to need a bigger knife. 1.1575 0.03323 146 125 19 2
2122 Can't we just get some cheese from the fromagerie onshore? 1.1575 0.03462 146 126 17 3
2123 I thought he looked Swiss, but he said, "Call me Ishmael." 1.1575 0.03462 146 126 17 3
2124 Climate change is making these cheeseburgs much more aggressive. 1.1575 0.03610 127 109 16 2
2125 Ice-curd! Right ahead! 1.1572 0.03030 159 135 23 1
2126 Forget it. We have all the cheese we need. 1.1572 0.03283 159 137 19 3
2127 Relax, they’re neutral. 1.1572 0.03283 159 137 19 3
2128 Trojan cheeze? What do we have to lose? 1.1572 0.03159 159 136 21 2
2129 I think you can put that away, this one's neutral 1.1572 0.03159 159 136 21 2
2130 The Battle of Charcuterie,15th century France. 1.1572 0.03283 159 137 19 3
2131 I thought that Switzerland was neutral. 1.1571 0.03404 140 120 18 2
2132 You know, with those holes, we can tow it to our picnic destination. 1.1571 0.03404 140 120 18 2
2133 Will we have to change the wine pairing? 1.1571 0.03249 140 118 20 1
2134 I told you we shouldn't have moved her cheese. Now she's pissed. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2135 Careful. This may be a very large serpent that is a Packers fan. 1.1570 0.03438 172 151 15 6
2136 Call me Ishmael, but it's the Great White Cheese wedge! 1.1570 0.03234 172 149 19 4
2137 You’re going to need bigger crackers! 1.1569 0.03092 153 130 22 1
2138 Why is it still coming at us? I thought the Swiss were always neutral! 1.1569 0.02950 153 129 24 0
2139 Don’t be afraid: the Swiss are neutral! 1.1569 0.03228 153 131 20 2
2140 "Call me, Ishmael, when you've readied the Zinfandel!" 1.1569 0.03359 153 132 18 3
2141 Ahoy! It's Moby Queso! 1.1569 0.03228 153 131 20 2
2142 Some Kraft, eh? 1.1569 0.03092 153 130 22 1
2143 Next we head to a lake near Napa Valley for the wine. 1.1567 0.03647 134 116 15 3
2144 Jarrrrrrrrlsberg! 1.1567 0.03490 134 114 17 2
2145 That was your last wish, and you made things even worse. 1.1566 0.03193 166 143 20 3
2146 Ninety percent of its bulk is below the surface. 1.1565 0.03573 147 128 15 4
2147 The Raclette of the Edmund Fitzgerald 1.1565 0.03302 147 126 19 2
2148 Thar She blows, it's the great White Swiss! 1.1565 0.03573 147 128 15 4
2149 Look at the jaws on that Swiss, thirty-footer, pure cholesterol -- we're gonna need a bigger knife." 1.1565 0.03440 147 127 17 3
2150 Quint, you philistine! You can't pair a fine Emmenthaler with a Gansett! 1.1565 0.03302 147 126 19 2
2151 The Devil's in the holes! 1.1565 0.03440 147 127 17 3
2152 Prepare the Sauvignon Blanc! 1.1565 0.03701 147 129 13 5
2153 It's a great white charcuterie! 1.1565 0.03158 147 125 21 1
2154 Sala-mi Ishmael. 1.1565 0.03440 147 127 17 3
2155 I think we are gonna need a bigger charcuterie board! 1.1562 0.03408 128 108 18 1
2156 Be careful it could be a Packer fan 1.1562 0.03263 160 138 19 3
2157 Careful, this may be a big mouse trap. 1.1562 0.03013 160 136 23 1
2158 Man the lactose. 1.1562 0.03263 160 138 19 3
2159 After120 days adrift, I think we finally lost it... 1.1561 0.03319 173 151 17 5
2160 It's Moby Gruyere! 1.1561 0.03319 173 150 17 5
2161 Who moved my cheese? 1.1560 0.03381 141 121 18 2
2162 A Great White Charcuterie! We're gonna need a bigger board. 1.1560 0.03381 141 121 18 2
2163 Relax Jim, it's Stealth Sponge. 1.1560 0.03528 141 122 16 3
2164 Do you think it’ll be too salty? 1.1560 0.03669 141 123 14 4
2165 I think we need a bigger cheese knife. 1.1560 0.03067 141 119 22 0
2166 I don't want to poke a whole in your argument boys, but that Swiss looks aggressive. 1.1560 0.03381 141 121 18 2
2167 It's not an iceberg; it's a JARLSberg! But it looks like two-thirds of it is still beneath the surface! 1.1560 0.03669 141 123 14 4
2168 Let it go by, it doesn’t match with the wine. 1.1560 0.03228 141 120 20 1
2169 I’ll get the Swiss. You bring the crackers. 1.1560 0.03067 141 119 22 0
2170 sliced or chunk? 1.1558 0.03209 154 132 20 2
2171 Careful, that's only the tip of the cheeseburger. 1.1558 0.03584 154 135 14 5
2172 Do You Think it's a Trojan Cheese? 1.1558 0.03209 154 132 20 2
2173 The great live Jarlsberg, which, they say, few antipasti-ships ever beheld, and returned to their ports to tell of it. 1.1558 0.03074 154 131 22 1
2174 Easy lads, we don't want this charcuterie to turn into a shark eatery. 1.1557 0.03496 122 104 17 1
2175 Neutral, schmeutral. 1.1556 0.03466 135 115 17 2
2176 I thought I ordered a baby swiss! 1.1556 0.02929 180 154 24 2
2177 The Swiss may be neutral but THIS is our lunch break. 1.1556 0.03622 135 117 15 3
2178 Which one of you idiots forgot to bring the wine??? 1.1556 0.03622 135 117 15 3
2179 We're gonna need a big merlot. 1.1556 0.03772 135 118 13 4
2180 This really takes the "cute" out of charcuterie. 1.1554 0.03419 148 128 17 3
2181 I see we’ve encountered the Swiss navy. 1.1554 0.03281 148 127 19 2
2182 Wouldn’t it be great if we had iceberg lettuce to go with our salad? 1.1554 0.03281 148 127 19 2
2183 Here she is, boys. The Great White Swiss. 1.1554 0.03281 148 127 19 2
2184 I didn't except such a cheesy end 1.1554 0.03419 148 128 17 3
2185 We can stand down men, the Swiss are always neutral. 1.1554 0.03419 148 128 17 3
2186 CHEESEBLOCK, RIGHT AHEAD! 1.1553 0.02996 161 137 23 1
2187 Clew up amidships lads and we'll slice her to ribbons and board her. 1.1553 0.03245 161 139 19 3
2188 We're gonna need bigger appetites. 1.1553 0.03362 161 140 17 4
2189 Man the fondue pot and breaded skewers! 1.1553 0.03245 161 139 19 3
2190 Argh, there she blows men. Ready the crackers and toast points. 1.1553 0.02996 161 134 22 1
2191 The swiss always stay out of it. They could have sent a plane, but instead they sent cheese! 1.1552 0.03301 174 152 17 5
2192 I'm sorry Jack 1.1552 0.03497 174 154 13 7
2193 Monster, from what Godforsaken deli hast thou come? 1.1550 0.03199 129 109 20 0
2194 And it's just the tip of the Jarlsberg, mates! 1.1550 0.03558 129 111 16 2
2195 It's the Swiss...in patented 'wedge' formation 1.1550 0.03558 129 111 16 2
2196 At least it's not Moby Feta. 1.1550 0.03383 129 109 18 1
2197 Are you sure it’s not Colby-Dick heading straight at us? 1.1549 0.03359 142 122 18 2
2198 At least now we know where we are. 1.1549 0.03644 142 124 14 4
2199 We need a hard cheese to compliment the Brie! 1.1549 0.03359 142 122 18 2
2200 I don't know if it's worth it. I mean, I don't even like Swiss. 1.1549 0.03505 142 123 16 3
2201 C’est Cheese 1.1549 0.03779 142 125 12 5
2202 Avast ye scurvy dogs! The white cheese the soirée depends on has breached!” 1.1549 0.03207 142 121 20 1
2203 There must be hidden conditions underneath this seemly free and sexy cheese. 1.1549 0.03359 142 122 18 2
2204 The daring but foolish Cheesers have risked too much in the quest for the perfect party tray. 1.1549 0.03359 142 122 18 2
2205 Escoffier be damned: go for the nose! 1.1548 0.03562 155 136 14 5
2206 Deadliest Catch Season Nine: Charcuterie Bay 1.1548 0.03442 155 135 16 4
2207 Slice and dice men! 1.1548 0.02915 155 131 24 0
2208 Wait! We forgot the Pinot Noir! 1.1548 0.03318 155 134 18 3
2209 Holy cheese-us! 1.1548 0.03678 155 137 12 6
2210 Oh no! a charc 1.1548 0.03318 155 134 18 3
2211 This should complete our mission. 1.1548 0.03043 168 144 22 2
2212 Yep, we've definitely drifted to the Swiss side of the lake. 1.1548 0.03043 168 144 22 2
2213 Whatever you do, don't give up the brie. 1.1548 0.03269 168 146 18 4
2214 I was hoping for smoked Gouda 1.1548 0.03158 168 145 20 3
2215 If only we had a Swiss army knife! 1.1545 0.03835 123 107 13 3
2216 Swiss?? We've been hunting for a good Provolone! 1.1544 0.03597 136 118 15 3
2217 I really thought it would’ve sunk by now 1.1544 0.03597 136 118 15 3
2218 Don't worry! It's mild and semi-soft. 1.1544 0.03442 136 117 17 2
2219 Be careful! Nine tenths of it is below the surface! 1.1544 0.03110 136 115 21 0
2220 What happened to the wine? 1.1544 0.03397 149 129 17 3
2221 Best haul of the season, but rich and creamy wasn't enough. 1.1544 0.03261 149 128 19 2
2222 Wisconsin Whale Boat 1.1544 0.02970 149 126 23 0
2223 Spielberg's gonna need to get a bigger budget. 1.1544 0.02970 149 126 23 0
2224 Trust me….it’s artisanal and hipster approved. 1.1544 0.03119 149 127 21 1
2225 No worries mates. It's the Swiss. 1.1544 0.03397 149 129 17 3
2226 I thought they were meant to be neutral. 1.1544 0.03261 149 128 19 2
2227 We must have the Great White for our Skarkuterie 1.1544 0.02970 149 126 23 0
2228 HOLIE CHEESE we’re in trouble now! 1.1544 0.02970 149 126 23 0
2229 This means that the Stilton can't be far now boys. 1.1543 0.03105 162 139 20 2
2230 The charcuterie plank isn’t big enough to hold Swiss 1.1543 0.03105 162 139 21 2
2231 Be careful. There could be a giant charcuterie-loving Green Bay Packers fan underneath." 1.1543 0.03226 162 140 19 3
2232 One, Two, Three — Char - Cu - Ter - Ie !!! 1.1543 0.03455 162 141 15 5
2233 I'd rather have cheddar. 1.1543 0.03105 162 139 21 2
2234 Now remember, 90% of these things are usually under the surface" 1.1543 0.03343 162 141 17 4
2235 She's out for revenge, boys! 1.1543 0.03226 162 140 19 3
2236 Swiss, yes, and fully mature! 1.1543 0.03182 175 152 19 4
2237 OK, Who cuts the cheese ? 1.1543 0.03077 175 151 21 3
2238 Great, now we need a pinot and a merlot. 1.1538 0.03482 143 124 16 3
2239 Hi Ho the Derrio, the Cheese Floats Alone 1.1538 0.03171 156 134 20 2
2240 In front of a really good piece of cheese, we all become small. 1.1538 0.03028 143 121 22 0
2241 Careful mates, 90% is underwater! 1.1538 0.03251 169 147 18 4
2242 Smile and say Cheese 1.1538 0.03298 156 135 18 3
2243 Its size might be a wedge issue for this board. 1.1538 0.03532 130 112 16 2
2244 I've got a bad feeling about this 1.1538 0.03482 143 124 16 3
2245 OK, first one to shoot through the hole wins the big cheese. 1.1538 0.03337 143 123 18 2
2246 No, it’s not more dangerous. White just means It hasn’t been aged as long. 1.1538 0.03359 130 111 18 1
2247 We don’t need to take the whole thing, just a few slices! 1.1538 0.03037 156 133 22 1
2248 This is the best private fishing charcuterie we ever booked! 1.1538 0.03186 143 122 20 1
2249 Better call the fondue crew. 1.1538 0.03422 156 136 16 4
2250 Don’t be a fool Johnny!!! You KNOW you’re lactose intolerant! 1.1538 0.03482 143 124 16 3
2251 If he rams us, use the preserved meats as a flotation device. 1.1538 0.03337 143 123 18 2
2252 However this ends, it's going to be delicious! 1.1538 0.03298 156 135 18 3
2253 Slice for your lives, men! 1.1534 0.03207 163 141 19 3
2254 Watch out—it doesn’t look neutral this time. 1.1534 0.03207 163 140 19 3
2255 Be careful now. We can only take aboard a sliver. 1.1533 0.03100 150 128 21 1
2256 It looks like the artillery has had little effect. 1.1533 0.03506 150 131 15 4
2257 Even if it's Swiss, it can't claim neutrality, we are in open waters. 1.1533 0.03720 137 120 13 4
2258 It's either a peace offering from a great white shark, or a trap. 1.1533 0.03258 137 117 19 1
2259 When you asked what’ll happen next, all I said was “ Jeez”. 1.1533 0.03573 137 117 15 3
2260 Gird your loins, boys, I think one of those holes just winked at me. 1.1533 0.03258 137 117 19 1
2261 That must have been a whale of a wheel ! 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
2262 Look at that. The Farmer in the Dell was right! 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
2263 You can't be serious. By noon we'll be fondue dippings! 1.1530 0.03182 183 160 18 5
2264 Call me Charcuterie. 1.1529 0.03123 170 147 20 3
2265 Damn, I'm lactose intolerant. 1.1529 0.03279 157 136 18 3
2266 It's either Rorqual or Roquefort. 1.1529 0.03152 157 135 20 2
2267 Quick, man the cheese slicer, and call for supplemental fiber! 1.1528 0.03166 144 123 20 1
2268 Look who's here to feed on us! 1.1528 0.03166 144 123 20 1
2269 There isn’t room for you on the board, Jack. 1.1528 0.03459 144 125 16 3
2270 Ready your Swiss knives men. Let's get that cheese on board! 1.1527 0.03335 131 111 18 1
2271 It's okay, they're neutral. 1.1527 0.03671 131 114 14 3
2272 Maybe it’s safer to just stick with the brie. 1.1527 0.03155 131 111 20 0
2273 Careful, guys. That one's aging under a neutral flag. 1.1525 0.03324 118 100 18 0
2274 The Great White Charcuterie! It’s not a legend! 1.1524 0.03304 164 143 17 4
2275 Shoot through the eyes! 1.1524 0.03070 164 141 21 2
2276 Nice . . . but I keep expecting a giant toothpick to come out of the sky and spear one of us. 1.1523 0.03081 151 129 21 1
2277 Yikes! This cheese is Titanic ! 1.1523 0.03221 151 130 19 2
2278 Arm yourself, the Swiss have taken to the seas! 1.1523 0.03355 151 131 17 3
2279 With my last breath, I spit at Brie! 1.1523 0.03355 151 131 17 3
2280 Call me meal-ish! 1.1523 0.02934 151 128 23 0
2281 It’s fair game, boys. There is no Swiss neutrality in international waters. 1.1523 0.03081 151 129 21 1
2282 so much for their famous neutrality 1.1523 0.03221 151 130 19 2
2283 Sliced perfectly. We can tow it. 1.1523 0.03355 151 131 17 3
2284 I told you guys we should have bought a bigger cheeseboard. 1.1523 0.03221 151 130 19 2
2285 Ever heard tell of the Titanic? 1.1522 0.03237 138 118 19 1
2286 Remember. Most of it is hidden underwater. 1.1522 0.03069 138 117 21 0
2287 Remember, they're neutral, so no need for violence. 1.1522 0.03396 138 119 17 2
2288 We just need to get a little bit on-board 1.1522 0.03835 138 122 11 5
2289 Remember to save some room…there’s way more below the surface. 1.1522 0.03396 138 119 17 2
2290 Don't worry they have a strict neutrality policy. 1.1522 0.03396 138 119 17 2
2291 Look , all those hole's an still it floats ! 1.1522 0.03548 138 120 15 3
2292 Forget the harpoons! Get out your Swiss army knives. 1.1522 0.03237 138 118 19 1
2293 Now the Swiss take stand? 1.1522 0.03396 138 119 17 2
2294 After all these years,our quest for the perfect buffet many finally be over! 1.1520 0.03602 125 107 15 2
2295 Towing the cheese-berg' 1.1519 0.03002 158 135 22 1
2296 Looks like he is asking permission to come on board! 1.1519 0.03002 158 135 22 1
2297 Did anyone bring the crackers? 1.1517 0.03146 145 124 20 1
2298 Man the torpedo rolls! 1.1517 0.03437 145 126 16 3
2299 Careful, she might have a multipurpose knife! 1.1517 0.03437 145 126 16 3
2300 Well, its about time. The Cheese Whiz arrived weeks ago. 1.1517 0.03294 145 125 18 2
2301 Ah, forget boys, its Swiss cheese 1.1517 0.02990 145 123 22 0
2302 Cheddar she blows! 1.1517 0.03573 145 127 14 4
2303 It's the cheese from last week's cartoon 1.1517 0.03437 145 126 16 3
2304 Looks like someone got there before us. 1.1517 0.03294 145 125 18 2
2305 It could be a trap ! 1.1515 0.03482 132 114 16 2
2306 Aye, but will it go with grog and hardtack? 1.1515 0.03482 132 114 16 2
2307 I thought you said the swiss were neutral 1.1515 0.02929 165 141 23 1
2308 We're going to need bigger toast points. 1.1515 0.03482 132 114 16 2
2309 Caution - Jarlsberg ahead! 1.1515 0.02929 165 141 23 1
2310 So much for a neutral taste 1.1515 0.03482 132 113 16 2
2311 Stay down so he doesn't see you. 1.1515 0.03800 132 116 12 4
2312 ... or, we could use it as a floating device. 1.1513 0.03463 152 133 15 4
2313 Darn it! It’s Swiss, not manchego! 1.1513 0.03586 152 134 13 5
2314 This puts some holes in our plan. 1.1513 0.03463 152 133 15 4
2315 Sharkuterie. That is what you want— a simple pun. But that isn’t comedy. True comedy is the tear on a new baby’s cheek, for what has she to be sad about at the dawn of life? Comedy is a lover fighting an eternal war or a playful kiss, denied. 1.1511 0.03524 139 121 15 3
2316 Who farted? 1.1511 0.03049 139 118 21 0
2317 We're safe now -- it's the Big Cheese! 1.1511 0.03669 139 122 13 4
2318 We’ll see who’s the big cheese around here! 1.1511 0.03049 139 118 21 0
2319 Anyone feeling cheesy today? 1.1511 0.03373 139 120 17 2
2320 Hey! I thought the Swiss always stayed neutral in wars. 1.1509 0.03240 159 138 18 3
2321 New this fall on AMC: The savoriest catch" 1.1508 0.03575 126 109 15 2
2322 Thar brie blows! 1.1507 0.03550 146 128 14 4
2323 I think we need a bigger boat 1.1507 0.03681 146 129 12 5
2324 But does the salty cheese really compliment the sweet pumpkin pie?" 1.1507 0.03550 146 128 14 4
2325 All things considered, this has been a pretty good weekend 1.1506 0.03153 166 144 19 3
2326 Steady, boys, and they'll be charcuterie aplenty tonight! 1.1506 0.03267 166 145 17 4
2327 Toothpicks! Toothpicks! My cheeseboard for some toothpicks! 1.1504 0.03458 133 115 16 2
2328 Next we'll hunt for a giant bottle of wine for the island's art gallery opening. 1.1504 0.03458 133 115 16 2
2329 'Ahoy mateys, keep a sharp eye out for a Trader Joe's on the horizon.' 1.1504 0.03458 133 115 16 2
2330 What did I tell you? A cheeseberg. 1.1504 0.03773 133 117 12 4
2331 She's a white cheddar, I can tell by her marks. 1.1504 0.03458 133 115 16 2
2332 We need a bigger float. 1.1503 0.03182 153 132 19 2
2333 Be careful - the Charcuterie can't be far away! 1.1503 0.03314 153 133 17 3
2334 Did anyone bring a Swiss Navy knife? 1.1503 0.03564 153 135 13 5
2335 So the Island of Brie was just a myth? 1.1503 0.03314 153 133 17 3
2336 We forgot the crackers 1.1503 0.03044 153 131 21 1
2337 Woah cheese ahoy 1.1503 0.03314 153 133 17 3
2338 Only if it’s Jarlsberg. 1.1503 0.03044 153 131 21 1
2339 Food Fight! {caption generated by Artificial Intelligence program} 1.1500 0.03221 160 139 18 3
2340 Damn, I was hoping the next one would be olives. 1.1500 0.03097 160 138 20 2
2341 Ah, the white swiss. 1.1500 0.02967 160 137 22 1
2342 I didn't think we'd come across any Swiss until we docked and had gotten well inland. 1.1500 0.02967 160 137 22 1
2343 Now all we need is wine 1.1500 0.03097 160 138 20 2
2344 We need to find a baby. She's far too powerful. 1.1500 0.03645 140 123 13 4
2345 Phew, it's vegan! 1.1500 0.03457 160 141 14 5
2346 « You’re gonna need a bigger board » 1.1500 0.02967 160 137 22 1
2347 Quick! Someone cut the cheese! 1.1500 0.03221 160 139 18 3
2348 I told you they were out there but You didn’t believe me 1.1500 0.03194 140 120 19 1
2349 This Swiss Family Robinson remake has gotten out of control. 1.1500 0.03457 160 141 14 5
2350 Looks like the Swiss aren’t so neutral after all. 1.1497 0.03018 167 144 21 2
2351 Remember, that's just ten percent of it. 1.1497 0.03393 147 128 16 3
2352 She's a beauty, but we seek the Great White Cheddar! 1.1497 0.03528 147 129 14 4
2353 Here comes the big Swiss one playing at being neutral. Keep knives at the ready! 1.1497 0.03253 147 127 18 2
2354 I was really hoping for Manchego. 1.1497 0.03253 147 127 18 2
2355 Attack before the entree - it's our only choice. 1.1497 0.03393 147 128 16 3
2356 Charcut-AHOY! 1.1497 0.03106 147 126 20 1
2357 In this final chapter we encounter the Great White. 1.1497 0.03106 147 126 20 1
2358 We’re being attacked by the Swiss! 1.1497 0.03528 147 129 14 4
2359 We've found it, our holey grail. 1.1497 0.03253 147 127 18 2
2360 You’re a long way from Switzerland, big boy. 1.1496 0.03178 127 108 19 0
2361 Holy Swiss!" "No captain, that be holey Jarlsberg. 1.1496 0.03369 127 108 17 1
2362 Steady on. I'll bring the Big Cheese aboard. 1.1496 0.03549 127 110 15 2
2363 Holey cheese! It's Moby Swiss! 1.1496 0.03885 127 112 11 4
2364 It’s not the size of the cheese we have to worry about 1.1494 0.03056 174 151 20 3
2365 I wonder what movie this is? 1.1494 0.03162 154 133 19 2
2366 Mark ye the abundant blow-holes of the dread Moby-Swiss! 1.1494 0.03294 154 134 17 3
2367 Is that Swiss erland ? 1.1494 0.03162 154 133 19 2
2368 This is the missing piece from last week's caption contest. 1.1493 0.03893 134 119 10 5
2369 I was hoping for brie. 1.1493 0.03594 134 117 14 3
2370 Prepare to be boarded! Well, charcuterie boarded, but still... 1.1493 0.03266 134 115 18 1
2371 Well aware there was a Packer fan underneath, they opted to quietly float away. 1.1493 0.03434 134 116 16 2
2372 It's headed right for us and we're running low on spicy mustard. 1.1493 0.03434 134 116 16 2
2373 Watch out! It wants to overpower the Brie! 1.1493 0.03266 134 115 18 1
2374 Noooo ... not Swiss, lads ... Ementaler! 1.1491 0.03079 161 139 20 2
2375 Looks like a Swiss war ship. No worries they’re neutral. 1.1489 0.03329 141 122 17 2
2376 prepare to be boarded... and served with a fruity Beaujolais 1.1489 0.03173 141 121 19 1
2377 Looks like we are about to go overboard! 1.1489 0.03329 141 122 17 2
2378 Oh Colby Jack draw me like one of your Swiss girls 1.1489 0.03478 141 123 15 3
2379 That will complement the fruit quite well. 1.1489 0.03478 141 123 15 3
2380 Let's bring it aboard. 1.1488 0.03118 168 146 19 3
2381 What do we do if it's frozen? 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
2382 There's only room for one big cheese around here, and that's me. 1.1488 0.03454 121 104 16 1
2383 Start paddling before she sinks! 1.1488 0.03832 121 106 12 3
2384 Careful, it's no longer just a snack! 1.1486 0.03232 148 128 18 2
2385 Avast, there she is the great white Swiss! 1.1486 0.03087 148 127 20 1
2386 I can't believe that the New Yorker cartoon we're in is so absurd that it' can't be funny! 1.1486 0.03879 148 133 8 7
2387 Boarding Party 1.1486 0.02934 148 126 22 0
2388 I thought it was supposed to be neutral! 1.1486 0.03087 148 125 20 1
2389 Keep your heads up, emmental support is here! 1.1484 0.03344 128 110 17 1
2390 Call me Manchego. 1.1484 0.03344 128 110 17 1
2391 I didn't realize we were so far north! 1.1484 0.03344 128 110 17 1
2392 Give it the brie! 1.1484 0.03344 128 110 17 1
2393 Sure, it looks like a neutral vessel, but it is has no maritime flag! Plus, I'm peckish." 1.1484 0.03344 128 110 17 1
2394 Thank goodness the Americans shot down the Swiss weather balloon. 1.1484 0.03344 128 110 17 1
2395 Quick question. Were there any Swiss aboard the Titanic?” 1.1484 0.03344 128 110 17 1
2396 All hands on deck, men! Prepare to cut the cheese! 1.1484 0.03694 128 112 13 3
2397 The captain must have got a leg stuck in one those holes. 1.1484 0.03143 155 134 19 2
2398 Hold back for now. It has a long history of neutrality. 1.1484 0.03400 155 136 15 4
2399 Melting Swiss mountain cap brings lunch as tasty collateral. 1.1484 0.03143 155 134 19 2
2400 It’s a trick. Get an axe. 1.1484 0.03007 155 133 21 1
2401 Green Bay has lost it's big cheese. 1.1484 0.03143 155 134 19 2
2402 Get ready, it stinks. 1.1484 0.03400 155 136 15 4
2403 Remember, nine-tenths of it is under water. We're gonna need a bigger raft. 1.1481 0.03410 135 117 16 2
2404 Thar she blows! The Great White Gouda! 1.1481 0.03244 135 116 18 1
2405 I didn't know the Swiss have a Navy. Barbara Moris, Falls Church, Va. 1.1481 0.03417 162 143 14 5
2406 Don't worry, boys. Their defense is full of holes! 1.1481 0.03410 135 117 16 2
2407 Im so hungry, I could eat that hole thing. 1.1481 0.03410 135 117 16 2
2408 Are you seeing this shit 1.1481 0.03410 135 117 16 2
2409 Will you get the hole in one? 1.1479 0.03152 142 122 19 1
2410 Told you we should have taken the fondue pot. Look at the size of that thing! 1.1479 0.03152 142 122 19 1
2411 This’s not Switzerland is it? 1.1479 0.03152 142 122 19 1
2412 As I am the oldest one on the float, I get the first slice! 1.1479 0.03307 142 123 17 2
2413 Buck up me lads! This Swiss Leviathan stands between us and a smorgasbord for the ages! 1.1479 0.03455 142 124 15 3
2414 Look! It’s the last piece of the moon! 1.1479 0.03307 142 123 17 2
2415 Aw,man. They’re definitely gonna win the ricotta. 1.1479 0.03733 142 126 11 5
2416 It's taken a long time, gentelmen, but that truly is The Great White Emmenthaler! 1.1479 0.03596 142 125 13 4
2417 Charcuterie shark at ten o'clock. 1.1479 0.03596 142 125 13 4
2418 ‘It could be just the tip of the Jarlsberg’. 1.1478 0.03324 115 98 17 0
2419 Looks like a smorgas-berg of trouble! 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
2420 It stands alone! 1.1477 0.03483 149 131 14 4
2421 Never mind the cheeseberg, who forgot the mustard? 1.1477 0.03483 149 131 14 4
2422 Hard to port! It's a jarlsberg! 90% is under the surface! 1.1477 0.03350 149 130 16 3
2423 And you said there was no Swiss Navy. 1.1477 0.03350 149 130 16 3
2424 Be careful - 90% of it is under water. 1.1477 0.03350 149 130 16 3
2425 At least we’re not in a pickle. 1.1477 0.03212 149 129 18 2
2426 Stand down. We have no beef for the Swiss. 1.1477 0.03068 149 128 20 1
2427 Remember it’s Swiss not French, so lower your cheese cutters.. 1.1475 0.03224 122 103 18 0
2428 Slice or shave, you two? 1.1475 0.03620 122 106 14 2
2429 I never have my swiss army knife when I need it. 1.1475 0.03428 122 105 16 1
2430 Who ordered the cheeseberg? 1.1475 0.03428 122 105 16 1
2431 Call me Delishmael. 1.1474 0.02989 156 134 21 1
2432 Charcutefree Willy 1.1474 0.03379 156 137 15 4
2433 All we need now is a bottle of wine 1.1474 0.02848 156 133 23 0
2434 Why did I think that reality TV on PBS would be intelligent? 1.1473 0.03667 129 113 13 3
2435 That might be more than we can take on... 1.1473 0.03498 129 112 15 2
2436 The Great White Mouse must be near! 1.1473 0.03320 129 111 17 1
2437 Put down your weapons. The Swiss are neutral. 1.1473 0.03828 129 114 11 4
2438 We won't give up, till the bitter end! 1.1473 0.03498 129 112 15 2
2439 It was like I said all along. It was a cookbook! 1.1473 0.03667 129 113 13 3
2440 I’ve heard of “cutting the cheese” but this is ridiculous. 1.1472 0.03044 163 141 20 2
2441 Satellite tracking indicated Monterey Jack!! We need Ritz crackers!! Now!! 1.1472 0.03166 163 142 18 3
2442 I'll snag this one. I have the right knife. 1.1471 0.02969 170 147 21 2
2443 The squeaky ones are too young to harvest. 1.1471 0.03048 136 116 20 0
2444 Strike hard and strike true mates for he comes at us with an evil glint in his eye! 1.1471 0.03048 136 116 20 0
2445 Oh my god it’s Colby Dick 1.1471 0.03694 136 120 12 4
2446 We need a Swiss Army Knife to haul in this one." 1.1471 0.03387 136 118 16 2
2447 That’s a whale of a slice. 1.1471 0.03222 136 117 18 1
2448 For sure it's not a quick melt cheese. 1.1471 0.03387 136 117 16 2
2449 "You`re going to need a bigger cutting board 1.1471 0.03387 136 118 16 2
2450 Sharkuterie? There will be no room for olives and nuts. 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
2451 It's okay guys, he's not armed 1.1469 0.03285 143 124 17 2
2452 Holey Moby. 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
2453 Finally found a cruise worth my money. 1.1469 0.03285 143 124 17 2
2454 Are you sure cheese oil will keep our lanterns going? 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
2455 Let’s party before we tell Spencer Johnson that we found where they moved his cheese… 1.1469 0.03132 143 123 19 1
2456 You're up, Queequeg 1.1469 0.03285 143 123 17 2
2457 Are you sure it’s one of ours? 1.1469 0.03132 143 123 19 1
2458 This usually only happens in Wisconsin! 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
2459 Though your sins be rank and stink to heaven, today you'll cut the cheese or die a-tryin' and be damned! 1.1469 0.03573 143 126 13 4
2460 We need that Swiss to complete our Sharkutery Board. 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
2461 Charcuterie Pirates. 1.1469 0.02970 143 122 21 0
2462 It's not a brie so we'll slice it from the bow. 1.1469 0.03285 143 124 17 2
2463 High Cholesterol,full speed ahead! 1.1469 0.03285 143 123 17 2
2464 Let's just hope it's not holed below the waterline 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
2465 Save the polar mice! 1.1467 0.03192 150 130 18 2
2466 Fromage, mon brave! 1.1467 0.03192 150 130 18 2
2467 Be careful, this big hunk of swiss cheese will feed us for a month!! 1.1467 0.03192 150 130 18 2
2468 It’s a trap! That’s a Packer’s cheesehead! Hoist the jolly Rodgers! 1.1467 0.03192 150 130 18 2
2469 Someone got here before us... 1.1467 0.03461 150 132 14 4
2470 Whose idea was a charcuterie contest? 1.1467 0.03329 150 131 16 3
2471 It’s a swisster! 1.1467 0.03329 150 128 16 3
2472 When we capture her, boys, just imagine how we’ll be feted. 1.1467 0.03049 150 129 20 1
2473 That was the day we found Cheeselantis. 1.1467 0.03461 150 132 14 4
2474 I can clearly see a hole in their attack plan. 1.1465 0.03359 157 138 15 4
2475 Heads up! He knows what happens on a charcuterie board. 1.1465 0.03235 157 137 17 3
2476 A mild Swiss or a stove boat! 1.1465 0.03106 157 136 19 2
2477 We’re gonna need a bigger bottle. 1.1465 0.03106 157 136 19 2
2478 Captain, do you think it will pair with the red Bordeaux? 1.1465 0.03106 157 136 19 2
2479 Be careful men, that's just the tip of the swiss cheese! 1.1465 0.03235 157 137 17 3
2480 Be quick! Put as many holes in it as you can! 1.1463 0.02900 164 141 22 1
2481 Not Switzerland! Swiss or land? 1.1463 0.03027 164 142 20 2
2482 Call me hungry Ishmael. 1.1463 0.02900 164 141 22 1
2483 Not to worry, Jarlsberg is almost always a decoy. 1.1463 0.03592 123 107 14 2
2484 This is your fantasy, Herman!" "It's up to you to kill the Great White Cheese! 1.1462 0.03473 130 113 15 2
2485 Grab your knives boys, it's time to cut the cheese. 1.1462 0.03640 130 114 13 3
2486 ...to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for charcuterie's sake I spit my last breath at thee. 1.1460 0.03812 137 122 10 5
2487 I'm prepared to carve out a new life, who's with me? 1.1460 0.03364 137 119 16 2
2488 Behold the Holey Land. 1.1460 0.03200 137 118 18 1
2489 I don't give a damn if it is Swiss, there's no neutrality in charcuterie. 1.1460 0.03200 137 118 18 1
2490 I said we could just go to Trader Joe’s and buy more cheese but no you wanted to save $10 1.1460 0.03364 137 119 16 2
2491 Say... isn't that the cheese that Jerry threw over about a month ago? 1.1460 0.03520 137 120 14 3
2492 There it is at last! That accursed white mould whale, my holy grail. 1.1460 0.03200 137 118 18 1
2493 Stop saying, "It's a piece of cake!" It's a wedge of cheese! 1.1458 0.03264 144 125 17 2
2494 Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water 1.1458 0.03264 144 125 17 2
2495 Let’s pass on this…I’m holding out for Camembert. 1.1458 0.03409 144 126 15 3
2496 Right on time and neutral, how Swiss! Easy prey for the brave shark-uterie hunters! 1.1458 0.03409 144 126 15 3
2497 Swiss cheese used to be neutral! 1.1458 0.03112 144 124 19 1
2498 Just a slice, boys, and then on to Camembert! 1.1458 0.03264 144 125 17 2
2499 The white emmental is not so much a cheese as an idea 1.1458 0.03112 144 124 19 1
2500 Remember, boys . . . the lower seven eighths is waterlogged . . . 1.1458 0.03264 144 125 17 2
2501 Not one of you thought to bring crackers? 1.1458 0.03409 144 126 15 3
2502 We’re in charcuterie infested waters. 1.1457 0.03030 151 130 20 1
2503 Three hearty adventurers, out on a dairying quest, finally meat their sea Muenster. 1.1457 0.03309 151 132 16 3
2504 This isn’t what I thought they meant when they said we would be fighting the Swiss. 1.1457 0.03439 151 133 14 4
2505 Just what we need for our shark-uterie! 1.1457 0.03172 151 131 18 2
2506 It's got to be a Swiss Family Robinson prank! 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
2507 I don't care if it is the mother of all Emmenthalers I'm holding fire for some crusty bread. 1.1456 0.02954 158 136 21 1
2508 Finally, something that smells better than we do. 1.1455 0.03358 165 146 14 5
2509 Oh my God, it's a Great White Charc! 1.1455 0.03130 165 144 18 3
2510 Careful folks! These cheeses have quite a bite. 1.1455 0.02884 165 142 22 1
2511 It's Moldy Swiss, Capt'n! 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
2512 Relax boys, it's neutral. 1.1452 0.03176 124 106 18 0
2513 Aye, thar she bleu mateys! 1.1452 0.03376 124 107 16 1
2514 It's actually an ice-sculpture, by a Swiss artist. 1.1452 0.03376 124 107 16 1
2515 Shiver me timbers! They're not neutral after all. 1.1452 0.03565 124 108 14 2
2516 And they said "sharkuterie" was spelled wrong... 1.1452 0.03565 124 108 14 2
2517 We're gonna need a bigger fondue pot. 1.1450 0.03088 131 112 19 0
2518 Don't worry. The Swiss are neutral so there won't be much of a fight. 1.1450 0.03773 131 116 11 4
2519 USS Big Cheese, this is Sharkuterie speaking, please change your course! 1.1450 0.03448 131 114 15 2
2520 Remember, take bits without holes. We're tight on space. 1.1450 0.03088 131 111 19 0
2521 OK, who is going to cut the cheese? I say we throw the anchor over and pull it up on the lee side 1.1450 0.03448 131 114 15 2
2522 Gouda, right ahead! Ready the slim-blade! Captain! Semi-soft as she appears, her density may match Gruyère! Gather the pronged knives! Aye! We're better to sink with manners, than sail with a faux pas! 1.1450 0.03773 131 116 11 4
2523 The last item in our charcuterie scavenger hunt. No noshing until we cross the Finnish line. 1.1449 0.03341 138 120 16 2
2524 If we would make another hole no one would notice, right? 1.1449 0.03496 138 121 14 3
2525 Never thought I would say this, Greg. But it’s time to cut the cheese as much as you possibly can. 1.1449 0.03341 138 120 16 2
2526 It's definitely charcuterie worthy! 1.1449 0.03341 138 120 16 2
2527 I vote we get on board with neutrality. 1.1449 0.03008 138 118 20 0
2528 I suspect it's a Trojan cheese 1.1449 0.03496 138 121 14 3
2529 Looks like a huge cheese burger, mates. 1.1449 0.03179 138 119 18 1
2530 Confession time, brothers: We are months behind on our payments to Credit Suisse. 1.1449 0.03496 138 121 14 3
2531 From the heart of Hell’s Kitchen I strike at thee! 1.1449 0.03179 138 119 18 1
2532 Some spread! 1.1448 0.03243 145 126 17 2
2533 I told you to pack the fondue pot. 1.1448 0.02933 145 124 21 0
2534 I alone am left to tell the tale. 1.1448 0.03387 145 127 15 3
2535 There she is! The white cheddar! 1.1448 0.03387 145 127 15 3
2536 Relax, Bob. It's neutral and comes in piece. 1.1448 0.03659 145 129 11 5
2537 Remember the Pequod! 1.1448 0.03092 145 125 19 1
2538 I googled it guys, you can put Swiss cheese on a pizza." 1.1448 0.02933 145 124 21 0
2539 What did you do with the paddles? The Swiss want to play pickle ball. 1.1448 0.02933 145 124 21 0
2540 no Swiss, only Wisconsin's 1.1448 0.03092 145 125 19 1
2541 We need to stop this GMO , NOW! 1.1448 0.03243 145 126 17 2
2542 You’re going to need a bigger Lact-Aid. 1.1448 0.03243 145 126 17 2
2543 All we need now is the wine. 1.1447 0.03197 159 139 17 3
2544 Remember that this is a holy war! 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
2545 That's the cheese that took my taste buds! 1.1441 0.03246 118 100 17 0
2546 avast, it's the great white swiss 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
2547 Just as we expected,the Swiss are the last on board 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
2548 Thar be Morbier Dick! 1.1440 0.03153 125 107 18 0
2549 Call me Gruyère. 1.1440 0.03539 125 109 14 1
2550 For hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned limberger. 1.1440 0.03539 125 109 14 2
2551 Ementaler’s self evident neutrality was no protection from Ahab and his gang - scourge of the high cheese 1.1440 0.03351 125 108 16 1
2552 Remember, hold the pickles on this one! 1.1440 0.03153 125 107 18 0
2553 We are seafaring men! Why must we act out the dreams of some hungry English major cartoonist? 1.1440 0.04049 125 112 8 5
2554 A reminder, gentlemen, our challenge is 1% physical and 99% Emmental. 1.1440 0.03539 125 109 14 2
2555 I would've brought a different knife if I had known the Great Cheese wasn't a Bleu 1.1440 0.03153 125 107 18 0
2556 Now you guys know why I brought this Swiss Army Knife! 1.1439 0.03423 132 115 15 2
2557 Uh Oh ! Too late ! ... Guess we'll have to use what we got! 1.1439 0.03423 132 115 15 2
2558 He looks pretty damaged! He won’t put up much of a fight! 1.1439 0.03423 132 115 15 2
2559 that's great but where are the crackers? 1.1439 0.03423 132 115 15 2
2560 Spear off just a slice men, this charcuterie board isn't big enough for the whole Swiss. Too bad, she's a beaut. 1.1439 0.03588 132 116 13 3
2561 Thar she holes,Cap’n! 1.1439 0.03250 132 114 17 1
2562 Lunchtime Launch! 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
2563 This charcuterie isn't going to serve itself! 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
2564 Don't let it get away, we need a hard cheese so we can finally eat. 1.1439 0.03157 139 120 18 1
2565 Wine pairing be damned, this is about revenge. 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
2566 Shiver me timbers! Thar's the holes! 1.1439 0.03157 139 119 18 1
2567 Would have preferred wine or fresh water. 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
2568 Be careful boys, it's been the end of many a giant mouse. 1.1438 0.03503 146 129 13 4
2569 One, two, three! On Wisconsin. On Wisconsin … 1.1438 0.03366 146 128 15 3
2570 The white cheese we seek is camembert, not swiss. 1.1438 0.03222 146 127 17 2
2571 Aye, aye! There's that accursed white cheese that gave me gas!" 1.1438 0.03072 146 126 19 1
2572 ‘Maybe it’s a Green Bay Packers fan?’ 1.1438 0.03366 146 128 15 3
2573 Ready the slicer! 1.1438 0.02914 146 125 21 0
2574 At least we go down being more sophisticated... 1.1438 0.03503 146 129 13 4
2575 We’re so close ! You can’t have a MeltDown now ! 1.1438 0.02993 153 132 20 1
2576 The cows must be really big around here. 1.1438 0.03268 153 134 16 3
2577 It's from a neutral country; put down your weapons and let's see what negotiations bring. 1.1438 0.02993 153 132 20 1
2578 The Swiss is coming! 1.1438 0.03299 160 141 15 4
2579 The scary part is that 90% of it is underwater. 1.1438 0.03052 160 139 19 2
2580 I told you it's under Swiss flag 1.1429 0.03563 133 117 12 3
2581 I hereby claim this land and all its riches in the name of his Majesty the Earl of Sandwich. 1.1429 0.03512 126 110 14 2
2582 Uh-oh, there comes Mama Salami too! 1.1429 0.03344 147 129 15 3
2583 Nope, not the one--but from the crow's nest, it did look like the White Cheddar. 1.1429 0.03449 140 123 14 3
2584 Looks like the Robinsons were her. You know, that Swiss family. 1.1429 0.03248 154 135 16 3
2585 Land this one and we'll snack for days. 1.1429 0.03202 147 128 17 2
2586 'An iceberg, er?' 'No it's a cheeseburg... er' 1.1429 0.02896 147 126 21 0
2587 We should have breadboarded to the Sandwich Islands years ago! 1.1429 0.03136 140 121 18 1
2588 There he is boys, the Great White Cheddar! 1.1429 0.03053 147 127 19 1
2589 Moby Cheese. Steady men, we'll have just one chance. 1.1429 0.03399 133 116 15 2
2590 This cartoon does not need a caption. It’s excellent as it is. 1.1429 0.03719 133 118 11 4
2591 We might be okay. Switzerland is a neutral country - maybe the cheese is too. 1.1429 0.03435 119 103 15 1
2592 Thar she holes! the great white swiss. 1.1429 0.03202 147 128 17 2
2593 Stop talking about the Titanic! 1.1429 0.03202 147 128 17 2
2594 Oh no! It's the Trojan Cheese! 1.1429 0.03227 133 115 17 1
2595 Stinky iceberg again! 1.1429 0.02774 175 151 23 1
2596 It's gotta be fake, fellas. There's no way swiss cheese can float. 1.1429 0.03396 161 143 13 5
2597 Remember, two-thirds of it is beneath the surface. 1.1429 0.03130 126 108 18 0
2598 Thar she blows, the White Cheese! 1.1429 0.03512 126 110 14 2
2599 Be careful - that's only the tip of the cheeseberg. 1.1429 0.03227 133 115 17 1
2600 I can't help thinking it's the Swiss version of a Trojan horse. 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
2601 You're gonna need a bigger cheese paddle. 1.1429 0.03719 133 118 11 4
2602 Remember... No double dipping. 1.1429 0.03202 147 128 17 2
2603 Stop smiling!! 1.1429 0.03594 140 124 12 4
2604 Go around it the real stuff doesn't float. 1.1429 0.03449 140 123 14 3
2605 If the Swiss comes on board, we'll never eat dinner. 1.1429 0.03435 119 103 15 1
2606 Three slices of life left. 1.1429 0.03296 140 122 16 2
2607 Damn the tournedos, full cheese ahead! 1.1429 0.03399 133 116 15 2
2608 Damn! Its the boss. 1.1429 0.03719 133 118 11 4
2609 The Swiss army is famous for their knives,but you don't hear much about their navy 1.1429 0.03399 133 116 15 2
2610 But if we ram it, it won't sink. It's already full of holes! 1.1429 0.03435 119 103 15 1
2611 From hell's heart I stab at thee, thou damned cheese. 1.1429 0.03136 140 121 18 1
2612 Aren’t they supposed to be neutral? 1.1429 0.02903 161 139 21 1
2613 I believe this is the last item…completing our Charcuterie Scavenger Hunt Challenge Tour! 1.1429 0.03735 140 125 10 5
2614 It's the Great Gruyere. En garde! 1.1429 0.03130 126 108 18 0
2615 Now we only have to wait for the sub roll to appear. 1.1429 0.03227 133 114 17 1
2616 Chef, we need a bigger board. 1.1429 0.03399 133 116 15 2
2617 Geeze, I was hoping for smoked gouda. 1.1429 0.03563 133 117 13 3
2618 Careful! We still have to get it in shape for the regatta! 1.1429 0.03248 154 135 16 3
2619 Quick,hand me the Swiss Army knife!! 1.1429 0.03202 147 128 17 2
2620 Damn. From a distance I thought it was Brie. 1.1429 0.03034 161 140 19 2
2621 Yeah, mushrooms go great with Swiss but they were a bad idea. 1.1429 0.03053 147 127 19 1
2622 This is the largest piece of moon we’ve seen yet guys 1.1429 0.03227 133 115 17 1
2623 If we can't kill it, we can always eat it. 1.1429 0.03136 140 121 18 1
2624 Battle stations!! Charcuterie at one O’clock! 1.1420 0.03261 162 143 15 4
2625 Finally the Swiss boat of my choice Andrea laudate San Francisco 1.1420 0.03017 162 141 19 2
2626 I think we're going to need the Swiss Army Knife for this...! 1.1420 0.03017 162 141 19 2
2627 The cheese stands alone....it's 3 to 1, we've got this! 1.1419 0.03228 155 136 16 3
2628 Proceed with caution. They often carry a concealed Swiss Army knife. 1.1419 0.03096 155 135 18 2
2629 It's, "shaar-koo-tr-ee". 1.1419 0.03096 155 135 18 2
2630 Come to the coast, have a few laughs." A Boarding Party, they said 1.1419 0.03228 155 136 16 3
2631 If this doesn't work, it's back to the cutting board. 1.1419 0.02878 148 127 21 0
2632 I love to sail forbidden cheese and land on barbarous toasts. 1.1419 0.03181 148 129 17 2
2633 ICEBERG…..JARLSBERG….Who cares Rollins; THIS IS THE PERFECT COMPLEMENT TO OUR CRUDITÈ 1.1419 0.03034 148 128 19 1
2634 Grate danger ahead! Cleavers at the ready and brie prepared for impact! 1.1419 0.03181 148 129 17 2
2635 It's too cheesy! 1.1419 0.03034 148 128 19 1
2636 An extra 50 points if you get it through the hole. 1.1419 0.03181 148 129 17 2
2637 It would be rotten ice, but it’s pretty good Swiss! 1.1418 0.03274 141 123 16 2
2638 All my means are sane,my motive and my object mad! 1.1418 0.03426 141 124 14 3
2639 Careful. 90% of that block is under water. 1.1418 0.03426 141 124 14 3
2640 Shit—someone else has gotten to her first. 1.1418 0.03426 141 124 14 3
2641 Prepare to repel Swiss boarders! 1.1418 0.03116 141 122 18 1
2642 When I said “attack”, that was not a suggestion - it was an hors d’oeuvre! 1.1418 0.03426 141 124 14 3
2643 Drop your spreaders and knives. This one’s a baby. 1.1418 0.03375 134 117 15 2
2644 Where’s Queequeg when you need him? 1.1418 0.03205 134 116 17 1
2645 Now be careful, it has a little bite to it. 1.1418 0.03538 134 118 13 3
2646 I keep telling you, this is not fair...I can't even pronounce that cute char word. 1.1418 0.03205 134 116 17 1
2647 Thar she blows,mates. Holey Dick,my nemeswiss! 1.1418 0.03693 134 119 11 4
2648 Emmental! Emmental! For all your lives! 1.1418 0.03025 134 115 19 0
2649 This is gonna stink, any way you slice it. 1.1418 0.03693 134 119 11 4
2650 The Swiss Navy has arrived! 1.1418 0.03205 134 116 17 1
2651 And I say, 'Screw waiting for the Gorgonzola!"' 1.1418 0.03693 134 119 11 4
2652 We need Cheezus and his miracle to turn all this water into wine! 1.1418 0.03025 134 115 19 0
2653 Stay ready, men! I will try to bring in that whale of a piece to add to our food supply! 1.1418 0.03205 134 116 17 1
2654 It's Swiss....we'll need better crackers. 1.1418 0.03538 134 118 13 3
2655 -Shall we ‘Camembert’ it? -But Captain, it’s clearly a Swiss. 1.1418 0.03025 134 115 19 0
2656 The hunt for Red Leicester. 1.1418 0.03025 134 115 19 0
2657 Hard Cheese", af 1.1418 0.03375 134 117 15 2
2658 I love to sail forbidden seas, and feast on butterkase toasts 1.1418 0.03375 134 117 15 2
2659 Oh No! That's a Weinkase Lagrein and it's drunk! 1.1417 0.03302 127 110 16 1
2660 Battle station, everyone! 1.1417 0.03302 127 110 16 1
2661 Careful, team. This one could ruin your dinner. 1.1417 0.03797 120 106 11 3
2662 Sharp yellow cheese at morning, sailors take warning! 1.1410 0.02940 156 135 20 1
2663 Mayday! Mayday! Jarlsberg ahead! 1.1410 0.02940 156 135 20 1
2664 He is my white cheddar 1.1410 0.03209 156 137 16 3
2665 Crudités at 10 o'clock! 1.1410 0.03077 156 136 18 2
2666 Put down your weapons, I’m pretty sure it’s neutral 1.1409 0.03302 149 131 15 3
2667 We’ve found it-the holy grail. 1.1409 0.02860 149 128 21 0
2668 That used to be a block of cheddar cheese before global warming 1.1409 0.03436 149 132 13 4
2669 Who knew the Apocalypse would be so festive? 1.1409 0.03436 149 132 13 4
2670 On yer feet, men, thar's a great wedge for the slicin'! 1.1409 0.03161 149 130 17 2
2671 We just need a piece of this berg … 1.1409 0.03436 149 132 13 4
2672 Wait guys, this is cutting edge. 1.1409 0.03302 149 131 15 3
2673 Some titanic cheese heading our way! 1.1408 0.03253 142 124 16 2
2674 Let's hope it's Jarlsberg and not Swiss. 1.1408 0.03253 142 124 16 2
2675 This must be Mouse Island. 1.1408 0.03547 142 126 12 4
2676 And Phil,it would be great if you didn't go overboard with the cheese like you did last time. 1.1408 0.03253 142 124 16 2
2677 Let’s add a piece of Cheddar. 1.1408 0.02930 142 122 20 0
2678 Hole-y mother of God. If we play our cards right, we'll eat well tonight, gents! 1.1408 0.03403 142 125 14 3
2679 I hear it has a more neutral flavor. 1.1408 0.03095 142 123 18 1
2680 Looks like we should've brought more crackers. 1.1407 0.03352 135 118 15 2
2681 Finally, just the species we need to complete our charcuterie! 1.1407 0.03183 135 117 17 1
2682 But where's the wine? 1.1407 0.03183 135 117 17 1
2683 Thar she stinks! 1.1407 0.03183 135 117 17 1
2684 Which one is the blowhole? 1.1407 0.03513 135 119 13 3
2685 Cheeseburg! Cheeseburg! Dead ahead again! 1.1407 0.03352 135 118 15 2
2686 Moby Jahrlsburg 1.1407 0.03352 135 118 15 2
2687 Surly a Big Mac cheeseberg! 1.1407 0.03183 135 117 17 1
2688 You’re going to need a bigger charc board. 1.1407 0.03004 135 116 19 0
2689 Ishmael, get ready to chronicle this 1.1407 0.03004 135 116 19 0
2690 Be careful, a wounded cheese is a dangerous cheese. 1.1406 0.03461 128 112 14 2
2691 I’d rather starve than see Swiss on this board. 1.1406 0.03085 128 110 18 0
2692 I'm all of a sudden reminded, I could never find a good Swiss at Fairway." 1.1406 0.03278 128 111 16 1
2693 who knew Switzerland had a navy? 1.1406 0.03461 128 112 14 2
2694 Steady, men. There she is — the Great White Charcuterie. 1.1406 0.03461 128 112 14 2
2695 Don't be distracted. We're after Camembert. 1.1405 0.03580 121 106 13 2
2696 There is, one knows not what sweet mystery about this sea, whose gently awful stirrings seem to speak of some hidden Gruyère beneath. 1.1405 0.03580 121 105 13 2
2697 It's the Great White Fromage! 1.1404 0.02844 178 155 21 2
2698 I thought the Swiss didn't want to be involved! 1.1402 0.02982 164 143 19 2
2699 I guess I should say 'We're gonna need a bigger board," but some variation on the 'bigger boat' line from 'Jaws' has made it to the finalists' round in two other contests and enough's enough. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
2700 Be careful. It could be some Trojan cheese 1.1401 0.03436 157 140 12 5
2701 Pass boys, we are not the Swiss Family Robinson. 1.1401 0.03059 157 136 17 2
2702 It's hit or miss with the Swiss. 1.1401 0.03059 157 137 18 2
2703 I say we drop the knives and welcome it aboard. 1.1400 0.03415 150 133 13 4
2704 Edam, ho! 1.1400 0.02996 150 130 19 1
2705 It looks like someone else already poked its eye out. 1.1400 0.03543 150 134 11 5
2706 Mais non! We use laguiole because Moby Cheese he EXPECTS le suisse! 1.1400 0.03142 150 131 17 2
2707 Did you say "moldy" or "Moby?" 1.1399 0.02911 143 123 20 0
2708 Holy Cheesus! Swiss battleslice! 1.1399 0.03231 143 125 16 2
2709 I told you it wasn't an eye. 1.1399 0.03075 143 124 18 1
2710 Remember, everyone: No cheese is an island. 1.1399 0.03075 143 124 18 1
2711 Sure reminds me of that white whale! 1.1399 0.03075 143 124 18 1
2712 yoooooooo. YOOOOOOOO 1.1399 0.03231 143 125 16 2
2713 Big Cheese ahead!" cried Steve 1.1399 0.03231 143 125 16 2
2714 Brace yourselves, it's the Swiss! 1.1399 0.02911 143 123 20 0
2715 I told you if we came to an Emmentaler not to look it in the eyes. 1.1399 0.03231 143 125 16 2
2716 The Pequod's cheeseboard crew had their own obsession. 1.1399 0.03075 143 124 18 1
2717 Be careful what you ask for fellas. 1.1399 0.03380 143 125 14 3
2718 It’s at least a four-baguette! 1.1399 0.03380 143 126 14 3
2719 Uh-oh... next time let's hunt the great white vegan plate! 1.1399 0.03380 143 126 14 3
2720 But it's the great white cheese, what could possibly go wrong? 1.1399 0.03380 143 126 14 3
2721 We need more salami. 1.1399 0.03231 143 125 16 2
2722 The Swiss aren't known for their ships! 1.1397 0.03161 136 118 17 1
2723 Be on guard mates, the Sharkcuterie can be a crafty adversary, especially if it's been paired with an aggressive Muscat fish 1.1397 0.03641 136 121 11 4
2724 Thar she blows maties, the Big Cheese! 1.1397 0.02984 136 117 19 0
2725 How about a road trip through the Alps the next time? 1.1397 0.03788 136 122 9 5
2726 Looks like the Swiss Family Robinson wants in... 1.1397 0.03161 136 117 17 1
2727 Gentlemen, we have reached the holey land. 1.1397 0.02984 136 117 19 0
2728 We'll be OK, men. We're following the 3-3-3-3 rule! 1.1397 0.03161 136 118 17 1
2729 It’s a trap. Poseidon’s after our charcutrie. 1.1395 0.03435 129 113 14 2
2730 She's not the great one, Captain, but she is a Muenster. 1.1395 0.03435 129 113 14 2
2731 Pierre, you and I have the nose. Alberto, you have the rind. We’ll shape into bite-sized squares here on the Jolly Charcuterie. 1.1395 0.03772 129 115 10 4
2732 The Old Men and the Brie, circa 2012 1.1395 0.03607 129 114 12 3
2733 I don't think it will attack. It's on the mild side, and they've been neutral in every past war. 1.1395 0.03254 129 112 15 1
2734 Get ready and beware it’s a Muenster! 1.1395 0.03435 129 113 14 2
2735 "Speak, thou vast and venerable cheese!" 1.1395 0.03063 129 111 18 0
2736 Hmmmnnn, no...let's wait for the Camembert... 1.1395 0.03254 129 112 16 1
2737 Call me Havarti, but this baby’s goin’ DOWN! 1.1395 0.03063 129 111 18 0
2738 At last, brothers! Our well-aged white whale! 1.1395 0.03435 129 113 14 2
2739 Anyone remember the bagels? 1.1395 0.03435 129 113 14 2
2740 No, Alan. That was a whale; this is cheese. 1.1393 0.03553 122 107 13 2
2741 Quick! Grab the Army knife! 1.1393 0.03357 122 106 15 1
2742 Our Decoys are Working! 1.1393 0.03357 122 106 15 1
2743 Quick! Chum the waters with dollops of room-temperature Brie! 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
2744 Get ready men, the Giant Baguette can't resist that! 1.1391 0.03261 151 133 15 3
2745 Look out Ahab…here comes Moby Cheese! 1.1391 0.03122 151 132 17 2
2746 Ahoy mateys, the great white gouda off the starboard side! 1.1391 0.03261 151 133 15 3
2747 I think we’ll need a bigger raft. 1.1391 0.03122 151 131 17 2
2748 Let's not get too near--Someone has already cut the cheese! 1.1389 0.03055 144 125 18 1
2749 The product of a landlocked nation, and here it is, floating. Beware." 1.1389 0.03500 144 128 12 4
2750 You're gonna need a bigger cheeseboard! 1.1389 0.03358 144 127 14 3
2751 Darn.. we need our Swiss Army knives for this one ! 1.1389 0.03358 144 127 14 3
2752 Men,the SS Smorgasbord will go down in history 1.1389 0.03210 144 126 16 2
2753 Wait . . . this might be a trick. Do the Swiss even have a coast guard? 1.1389 0.03055 144 125 18 1
2754 This one's been banned from our board since the early 2000's! Do not let it on! 1.1389 0.03055 144 125 18 1
2755 1) This holy wedge would go well with our brie & Salami 1.1389 0.03055 144 125 18 1
2756 The cheese to fruit ratio is going to be violently and irreversibly thrown off--please lord, protect our ratio 1.1389 0.03358 144 127 14 3
2757 Remind me again, who’s idea was it to trade our oar’s for knives? 1.1389 0.03055 144 125 18 1
2758 The rescue party is going to need a bigger wine bottle. 1.1387 0.03762 137 123 9 5
2759 Oh, nertz! I forgot the Ritz biscuits. 1.1387 0.03306 137 120 15 2
2760 We need bigger knives! 1.1387 0.03465 137 121 13 3
2761 I didn't know Switzerland has a navy. 1.1387 0.03306 137 120 15 2
2762 Well, it's a good thing we are floating in an ocean of wine. 1.1387 0.03140 137 119 17 1
2763 Holy Swiss! We’re dead meat. 1.1387 0.03616 137 121 11 4
2764 OMG! It's the Great White Cheese! 1.1387 0.03140 137 119 17 1
2765 I've got this -- you're up if we see salami. 1.1387 0.03140 137 119 17 1
2766 Call me Emmental. 1.1385 0.03411 130 114 14 2
2767 Jarlsberg! We'll need the cheese slicer harpoon. 1.1385 0.03411 130 114 14 2
2768 Careful boys! It’s a real muenster! 1.1385 0.03231 130 113 16 1
2769 Avast yon honey cheese! 1.1385 0.03411 130 114 14 2
2770 Flying Dutchman's approaching, Arrgh, get your arms ready. 1.1385 0.03231 130 113 16 1
2771 We're going to need a bigger board." (NYer gang: I suspect almost every entry you get will be some variation on this. 1.1385 0.03411 130 114 14 2
2772 We goo da get that cheese on board. 1.1385 0.03581 130 115 12 3
2773 « Put down your weapons. It’s a Swiss vessel. » 1.1385 0.03231 130 113 16 1
2774 Don't let it aboard, the sea has chilled it to below ambient temperature! 1.1385 0.03581 130 115 12 3
2775 'Shark-cuterie alert!' Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali. 1.1384 0.03023 159 139 18 2
2776 Men, it looks like the Big Cheese is coming for us! 1.1384 0.03023 159 139 18 2
2777 Avast! It's the great white cheddar that took the captain's leg! 1.1382 0.03710 123 109 11 3
2778 Jarlsberg Ahoy! 1.1382 0.03125 123 106 17 0
2779 THIS IS THE 1.1382 0.03125 123 106 17 0
2780 I was actually hoping for Gouda. 1.1382 0.03710 123 109 11 3
2781 Relax: I said “jarls” not “ice.” 1.1382 0.03331