Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Who knew the Swiss had a navy? |
1.6757 |
0.01837 |
1816 |
946 |
513 |
357 |
1 |
Weapons down. It's the Swiss. |
1.6729 |
0.02076 |
1394 |
721 |
408 |
265 |
2 |
Wow, and that’s just the tip of the Jarlsberg! |
1.6433 |
0.01838 |
1685 |
886 |
512 |
286 |
3 |
All we need now is to find a port |
1.6398 |
0.01283 |
3837 |
2151 |
917 |
769 |
4 |
We must be directly over where Wisconsin used to be. |
1.6388 |
0.02299 |
1041 |
542 |
333 |
166 |
5 |
She's aged, but that's her alright. |
1.6368 |
0.01517 |
2547 |
1377 |
718 |
452 |
6 |
We're gonna need a bigger board. |
1.6122 |
0.01696 |
2099 |
1198 |
517 |
384 |
7 |
We’re going to need a bigger board. |
1.6065 |
0.01767 |
1873 |
1061 |
488 |
324 |
8 |
Sea Muenster. |
1.6036 |
0.01728 |
1897 |
1062 |
525 |
310 |
9 |
That would pair well with a great white. |
1.5928 |
0.01334 |
3136 |
1773 |
867 |
496 |
10 |
Let's hope this is just the tip of the Jarlsberg. |
1.5917 |
0.02273 |
1041 |
577 |
306 |
154 |
11 |
No worries. The Swiss are neutral |
1.5916 |
0.02158 |
1141 |
631 |
345 |
165 |
12 |
Careful men.
We’re in un-charcuteried
waters. |
1.5837 |
0.01736 |
1823 |
1038 |
506 |
279 |
13 |
It’ll be perfect with a great white. |
1.5830 |
0.01435 |
2741 |
1583 |
716 |
439 |
14 |
I think we’re gonna need more crackers. |
1.5830 |
0.02345 |
976 |
550 |
283 |
143 |
15 |
Looks like we've entered Costco waters! |
1.5805 |
0.01799 |
1752 |
1018 |
451 |
283 |
16 |
Careful boys, that might only be the tip of the Jarlsberg… |
1.5796 |
0.01624 |
2067 |
1180 |
576 |
311 |
17 |
Careful—that could just be the tip of the Jarlsberg! |
1.5761 |
0.01601 |
2156 |
1246 |
578 |
332 |
18 |
That can not be gouda. |
1.5750 |
0.01748 |
1706 |
961 |
509 |
236 |
19 |
Careful boys, she's a sharp one. |
1.5745 |
0.01739 |
1692 |
946 |
520 |
226 |
20 |
Careful, men. It could be sharp! |
1.5670 |
0.01158 |
3961 |
2280 |
1114 |
564 |
21 |
Let it pass. We have Brie. |
1.5626 |
0.01730 |
1676 |
947 |
515 |
214 |
22 |
Boys, we're gonna need a bigger board. |
1.5595 |
0.01659 |
1907 |
1105 |
537 |
265 |
23 |
We must be getting close to Green Bay |
1.5556 |
0.01748 |
1647 |
943 |
493 |
211 |
24 |
Call me Béchamel |
1.5531 |
0.01791 |
1705 |
1017 |
433 |
255 |
25 |
I told ye a Muenster roamed these seas! |
1.5475 |
0.02180 |
1085 |
636 |
304 |
145 |
26 |
I never said this would be a picnic. |
1.5339 |
0.01340 |
2800 |
1660 |
785 |
355 |
27 |
Look out! It’s a sharkuterie! |
1.5333 |
0.01698 |
1830 |
1109 |
466 |
255 |
28 |
Thar she blows--the muenster from the deep! |
1.5272 |
0.01782 |
1561 |
930 |
439 |
192 |
29 |
We should've taken the cutter. |
1.5201 |
0.01546 |
1988 |
1178 |
586 |
224 |
30 |
Wait. We can't attack them. They're neutral. |
1.5160 |
0.01701 |
1690 |
1020 |
468 |
202 |
31 |
White cheese at night, dinner party's delight.
White cheese at morning, high cholesterol warning |
1.5155 |
0.01942 |
1358 |
836 |
344 |
178 |
32 |
It looks like we're not the first to take a run at her. |
1.5121 |
0.01583 |
1818 |
1074 |
557 |
187 |
33 |
I think we're going to need a bigger cheese board. |
1.5078 |
0.01616 |
1865 |
1139 |
505 |
221 |
34 |
It’s either Swiss, or someone else saw it first. |
1.5027 |
0.01668 |
1673 |
1012 |
481 |
180 |
35 |
Next time, let's just go to Costco. |
1.5007 |
0.02616 |
769 |
490 |
173 |
106 |
36 |
We’re gonna need bigger crackers. |
1.4992 |
0.01896 |
1312 |
802 |
365 |
145 |
37 |
I don’t care if it fled the tyranny of the Sandwich Islands |
1.4939 |
0.02053 |
1142 |
710 |
300 |
132 |
38 |
I think we're gonna need a more robust Cabernet. |
1.4826 |
0.01760 |
1521 |
955 |
398 |
168 |
39 |
No man is an island, but the cheese stands alone. |
1.4824 |
0.01681 |
1706 |
1081 |
427 |
198 |
40 |
and there she was...Colby Dick |
1.4788 |
0.02753 |
637 |
406 |
157 |
74 |
41 |
Steer clear. Seven-eighths of Jarlsbergs are below the surface. |
1.4764 |
0.01621 |
1717 |
1072 |
472 |
173 |
42 |
Cheese berger! |
1.4709 |
0.01692 |
1682 |
1085 |
402 |
195 |
43 |
It's the Swiss |
1.4687 |
0.01624 |
1711 |
1082 |
456 |
173 |
44 |
Bland ho! |
1.4675 |
0.01517 |
2650 |
1889 |
283 |
478 |
45 |
We’re gonna need a great white. |
1.4629 |
0.01649 |
1821 |
1202 |
395 |
224 |
46 |
Leave that one for the fondue crew. |
1.4571 |
0.01564 |
2181 |
1495 |
375 |
311 |
47 |
Call me artisanal. |
1.4557 |
0.01488 |
1883 |
1184 |
540 |
159 |
48 |
“Ready the toothpicks!” |
1.4503 |
0.01640 |
1961 |
1352 |
335 |
274 |
49 |
Stay alert boys, I smell a trap. |
1.4466 |
0.03642 |
365 |
245 |
77 |
43 |
50 |
Too bad we ate Parker -- he loved swiss cheese. |
1.4452 |
0.02568 |
712 |
474 |
159 |
79 |
51 |
Careful! She's wounded. |
1.4406 |
0.01938 |
1112 |
717 |
300 |
95 |
52 |
Put down your weapons, it’s the Swiss. |
1.4359 |
0.01762 |
1553 |
1059 |
311 |
183 |
53 |
Bring us alongside, and prepare to board her! |
1.4349 |
0.01989 |
1037 |
671 |
281 |
85 |
54 |
I think that's just the tip of the Jarlsberg. |
1.4324 |
0.01887 |
1413 |
984 |
247 |
182 |
55 |
Careful, boys: it’s just the tip of the Jarlsberg… |
1.4299 |
0.01837 |
1426 |
981 |
277 |
168 |
56 |
It's a Great White Sharp! |
1.4271 |
0.01906 |
1304 |
896 |
259 |
149 |
57 |
It’s just the tip of the Jarlsberg |
1.4254 |
0.01877 |
1307 |
891 |
273 |
140 |
58 |
And not one Swiss knife on board. |
1.4223 |
0.01947 |
1146 |
771 |
266 |
109 |
59 |
Remember, lads, ninety percent of it is below the surface. |
1.4137 |
0.02063 |
979 |
659 |
235 |
85 |
60 |
Careful, it could drive a wedge between us. |
1.4131 |
0.01978 |
1070 |
722 |
254 |
94 |
61 |
Be careful, it’s only the tip of the Jarlsberg. |
1.4129 |
0.02114 |
1056 |
741 |
192 |
121 |
62 |
Thar she molds! |
1.4108 |
0.02051 |
1076 |
747 |
216 |
113 |
63 |
Grab before it sinks - it's full of holes! |
1.4092 |
0.02134 |
848 |
562 |
225 |
61 |
64 |
We're gonna need a bigger cracker. |
1.4086 |
0.02040 |
1089 |
759 |
215 |
115 |
65 |
And I thought I was the big cheese. |
1.4078 |
0.02106 |
1231 |
916 |
128 |
187 |
66 |
When did the Swiss get a navy? |
1.4072 |
0.02031 |
1029 |
704 |
231 |
94 |
67 |
Prepare for a feeding frenzy. |
1.4036 |
0.02091 |
840 |
554 |
233 |
53 |
68 |
Brace for happy hour! |
1.4007 |
0.02435 |
871 |
642 |
109 |
120 |
69 |
Quick, arrange him in an aesthetically pleasing manner! |
1.3994 |
0.02393 |
959 |
724 |
87 |
148 |
70 |
You're going to need a bigger cheeseboard... |
1.3978 |
0.02197 |
817 |
555 |
199 |
63 |
71 |
Yeah, it’s big, but that’s just the tip of the Jarlsberg. |
1.3971 |
0.02217 |
909 |
642 |
173 |
94 |
72 |
Release the crackers! |
1.3970 |
0.02266 |
879 |
621 |
162 |
93 |
73 |
Prepare to be boarded! |
1.3968 |
0.02082 |
930 |
637 |
217 |
76 |
74 |
This is perfect for our shark-cuterie! |
1.3946 |
0.02221 |
821 |
565 |
188 |
68 |
75 |
… on the count of brie! |
1.3943 |
0.02267 |
847 |
596 |
168 |
83 |
76 |
Captain, we’re gonna need a bigger board. |
1.3921 |
0.02247 |
885 |
630 |
163 |
92 |
77 |
No one believed me but there it is--the great white Gruyère! |
1.3921 |
0.02317 |
783 |
547 |
165 |
71 |
78 |
Let’s hope this one is milder than the last. |
1.3919 |
0.02110 |
860 |
585 |
213 |
62 |
79 |
Call me Cheesemael |
1.3916 |
0.02336 |
692 |
469 |
175 |
48 |
80 |
Are we men or are we mice? |
1.3915 |
0.02298 |
843 |
600 |
156 |
87 |
81 |
'It's the Great White Swiss, Ishmael!' |
1.3873 |
0.02316 |
772 |
540 |
163 |
68 |
82 |
I think we need a bigger cutting board. |
1.3872 |
0.02226 |
860 |
607 |
170 |
81 |
83 |
What can you expect? It's Lake Michigan. |
1.3871 |
0.02171 |
824 |
567 |
195 |
62 |
84 |
We don’t want to fill up on appetizers before we eat Dave. |
1.3865 |
0.02396 |
771 |
552 |
140 |
79 |
85 |
Be careful -- that's baby swiss, and the mother may be nearby! |
1.3862 |
0.02464 |
751 |
543 |
126 |
82 |
86 |
Behold, Moby Swiss! |
1.3852 |
0.02328 |
745 |
520 |
163 |
62 |
87 |
At ease men, it's Swiss! |
1.3850 |
0.02247 |
787 |
545 |
177 |
63 |
88 |
I love Sharkuterie Week. |
1.3846 |
0.02421 |
715 |
505 |
145 |
65 |
89 |
Looks like we're going to need a bigger cutting board. |
1.3838 |
0.02270 |
839 |
599 |
158 |
82 |
90 |
You’re gonna need a bolder Shiraz. |
1.3822 |
0.02387 |
798 |
580 |
131 |
87 |
91 |
I thought YOU were bringing the wine. |
1.3806 |
0.02296 |
733 |
508 |
168 |
55 |
92 |
Here comes a party crasher. |
1.3805 |
0.02395 |
770 |
556 |
135 |
79 |
93 |
'Don't bring the giant fondue pot,' you said. 'We don't have enough cheese for it,' you said. |
1.3799 |
0.02302 |
766 |
539 |
161 |
65 |
94 |
I didn't even know the Swiss had a navy |
1.3796 |
0.02498 |
727 |
530 |
118 |
79 |
95 |
Well, look what the catfish dragged in. |
1.3795 |
0.02502 |
867 |
671 |
63 |
133 |
96 |
Keep yodeling to her! She's getting closer. |
1.3792 |
0.02487 |
625 |
435 |
143 |
47 |
97 |
It's not aged enough. We'd just have to throw it back." |
1.3788 |
0.02350 |
747 |
530 |
151 |
66 |
98 |
You’re gonna need a bigger Bordeaux. |
1.3788 |
0.02440 |
747 |
542 |
127 |
78 |
99 |
We can’t attack a Swiss—it’s neutral. |
1.3781 |
0.02375 |
759 |
545 |
141 |
73 |
100 |
Shark-uterie attack! |
1.3781 |
0.02378 |
767 |
553 |
138 |
76 |
101 |
Let’s tell it we’re saving room for dessert. |
1.3777 |
0.02541 |
744 |
554 |
99 |
91 |
102 |
Ahoy! A cheeseberg! |
1.3776 |
0.02330 |
731 |
514 |
158 |
59 |
103 |
Steady mates and get your crackers ready! |
1.3758 |
0.02316 |
737 |
519 |
159 |
59 |
104 |
Be careful, men - these can be really sharp. |
1.3752 |
0.02364 |
701 |
493 |
153 |
55 |
105 |
Oh sure,finally the Swiss to the rescue. |
1.3740 |
0.02349 |
746 |
533 |
147 |
66 |
106 |
There be the cholesterol that took my leg. |
1.3733 |
0.02707 |
576 |
415 |
107 |
54 |
107 |
The Swiss have a navy?! |
1.3728 |
0.02397 |
751 |
545 |
132 |
74 |
108 |
Call me Swissmael... |
1.3728 |
0.02389 |
735 |
529 |
138 |
68 |
109 |
Someone call the Toast Guard! |
1.3719 |
0.02489 |
691 |
501 |
123 |
67 |
110 |
Hold your ground, men. She smells the fig jam. |
1.3713 |
0.02425 |
668 |
473 |
142 |
53 |
111 |
Must have been torpedoed by Swiss pirates.” |
1.3699 |
0.02574 |
684 |
506 |
103 |
75 |
112 |
Beware of the Swiss bearing gifts. |
1.3699 |
0.02636 |
511 |
353 |
127 |
31 |
113 |
You don't bring a butter knife to a cheese fight. This is what the Swiss Army knife was made for. |
1.3696 |
0.02475 |
652 |
465 |
133 |
54 |
114 |
I've never been a big cheese guy. |
1.3690 |
0.02560 |
542 |
375 |
134 |
33 |
115 |
Having AI rewrite 'Moby Dick' was a mistake. |
1.3688 |
0.02743 |
602 |
446 |
90 |
66 |
116 |
What are the odds…at age fifty-eight, an Ivy League graduate ends up divorced, broke, and adrift on a cheese board in the North Atlantic, with two guys he barely knows, about to be sunk by a dairy product from a neutral country? |
1.3682 |
0.02732 |
611 |
454 |
89 |
68 |
117 |
No, it’s your turn to cut the cheese. |
1.3682 |
0.02517 |
611 |
433 |
131 |
47 |
118 |
Brace for impact. That’s just the tip of the Jarlsberg. |
1.3680 |
0.02571 |
644 |
469 |
113 |
62 |
119 |
It’s a ruse. We’re about to become sharkuterie! |
1.3674 |
0.02433 |
705 |
511 |
129 |
65 |
120 |
We definitely didn't bring enough crackers. |
1.3673 |
0.02514 |
637 |
457 |
126 |
54 |
121 |
Look sharp, lads! This one's a munster. |
1.3672 |
0.02466 |
629 |
445 |
137 |
47 |
122 |
Rare to see such aggression from the Swiss. |
1.3665 |
0.02525 |
633 |
455 |
124 |
54 |
123 |
Get it on board and chart a course for the sandwich island. |
1.3644 |
0.02521 |
623 |
447 |
125 |
51 |
124 |
It appears wounded. |
1.3643 |
0.02439 |
678 |
489 |
131 |
58 |
125 |
It's the Loch Ness Muenster! |
1.3638 |
0.02739 |
558 |
407 |
99 |
52 |
126 |
Should we wait for something sharper? |
1.3638 |
0.02445 |
624 |
441 |
139 |
44 |
127 |
Lower your weapons! The swiss are neutral ! |
1.3624 |
0.02675 |
596 |
438 |
100 |
58 |
128 |
Careful, boys ... it's the tip of the jarlsberg! |
1.3624 |
0.02522 |
643 |
467 |
119 |
57 |
129 |
The SOS was set in Helvetica.” |
1.3609 |
0.02706 |
665 |
510 |
70 |
85 |
130 |
Let’s let it pass and wait for the Manchego. |
1.3608 |
0.02401 |
607 |
422 |
147 |
36 |
131 |
Who's dying for a Reuben?” |
1.3608 |
0.02769 |
632 |
484 |
68 |
80 |
132 |
Looks like we outnumber him. I think the cheese stands alone. |
1.3607 |
0.02577 |
596 |
430 |
117 |
49 |
133 |
Watch out! It's a fake. The Swiss don't have a Navy! |
1.3597 |
0.02622 |
595 |
434 |
108 |
53 |
134 |
At ease,boys! Switzerland is neutral. |
1.3594 |
0.02494 |
601 |
428 |
130 |
43 |
135 |
I know it looks strong, but it’s actually very mild. |
1.3592 |
0.02416 |
579 |
402 |
146 |
31 |
136 |
Quick! Get the Swiss Army knife! |
1.3592 |
0.02552 |
618 |
449 |
116 |
53 |
137 |
Careful, gentlemen! We are now heading into uncharcuteried waters. |
1.3589 |
0.02545 |
627 |
457 |
115 |
55 |
138 |
Stay back…..it may be past the expiration date |
1.3586 |
0.02564 |
647 |
478 |
106 |
63 |
139 |
My goodness,look at that muenster! |
1.3576 |
0.02614 |
590 |
430 |
109 |
51 |
140 |
Jarl she blows! |
1.3575 |
0.02471 |
635 |
458 |
127 |
50 |
141 |
Don’t attack. Swiss is neutral. |
1.3573 |
0.02498 |
599 |
428 |
128 |
43 |
142 |
Libertie! Egalite! Charcuterie! |
1.3568 |
0.02802 |
555 |
414 |
84 |
57 |
143 |
Collision imminent. Head to your mustard stations. |
1.3567 |
0.02652 |
527 |
376 |
114 |
37 |
144 |
The great white sharp. |
1.3562 |
0.02577 |
598 |
435 |
113 |
50 |
145 |
Maybe we should wait here for the wine guys to catch up. |
1.3555 |
0.02393 |
633 |
450 |
141 |
42 |
146 |
Since when did the Swiss have a navy? |
1.3553 |
0.02688 |
577 |
426 |
97 |
54 |
147 |
We should be OK. The Swiss are always neutral.. |
1.3553 |
0.02562 |
577 |
415 |
119 |
43 |
148 |
No matter how you slice it we’re doomed! |
1.3532 |
0.02544 |
586 |
423 |
119 |
44 |
149 |
We've discovered Green Bay!! |
1.3523 |
0.02698 |
528 |
383 |
104 |
41 |
150 |
Remember to slice diagonally, men. We're not animals. |
1.3486 |
0.02660 |
502 |
359 |
111 |
32 |
151 |
We must be in Swiss waters. |
1.3485 |
0.02401 |
571 |
401 |
141 |
29 |
152 |
Oh no! It smells the crackers! |
1.3480 |
0.02681 |
546 |
401 |
100 |
45 |
153 |
Hold your fire...this is merely a Jarlsberg. |
1.3479 |
0.02569 |
549 |
395 |
117 |
37 |
154 |
You’re gonna need a bigger board. |
1.3470 |
0.02804 |
536 |
402 |
82 |
52 |
155 |
We'll need a bigger charcuterie board. |
1.3468 |
0.02613 |
519 |
372 |
114 |
33 |
156 |
Careful - remember that 90 percent of it is beneath the surface. |
1.3466 |
0.02590 |
554 |
402 |
112 |
40 |
157 |
Careful. It could be just the tip of the Jarlsberg. |
1.3465 |
0.02888 |
505 |
379 |
77 |
49 |
158 |
Bon Fromage |
1.3462 |
0.02679 |
546 |
402 |
99 |
45 |
159 |
Steady the knives and ready the crackers. |
1.3458 |
0.02639 |
535 |
389 |
107 |
39 |
160 |
That’s not an iceberg—-you nitwits! That’s a Jarlsberg!! |
1.3456 |
0.02713 |
518 |
379 |
99 |
40 |
161 |
Who knew the Swiss could be so aggressive? |
1.3435 |
0.02752 |
492 |
358 |
97 |
36 |
162 |
It's aged, but still sharp! |
1.3434 |
0.02668 |
530 |
388 |
102 |
40 |
163 |
Now if we only could find some iceberg lettuce. |
1.3416 |
0.02893 |
486 |
364 |
78 |
44 |
164 |
Knives down, men. It's from a neutral country. |
1.3414 |
0.02826 |
495 |
368 |
85 |
42 |
165 |
Be careful of any sea muensters. |
1.3409 |
0.02844 |
487 |
362 |
84 |
41 |
166 |
It won't hurt us... It's Swiss. It's neutral. |
1.3406 |
0.02714 |
505 |
369 |
98 |
37 |
167 |
For God's sake, men, this is hardly a time to argue whether it's Swiss or Gruyere! |
1.3405 |
0.02634 |
511 |
370 |
108 |
33 |
168 |
Aim for the spaces between the holes, boys, and we’ll eat well tonight! |
1.3405 |
0.02691 |
511 |
374 |
100 |
37 |
169 |
I don’t see a flag but I think it’s Swiss. |
1.3404 |
0.02697 |
517 |
380 |
98 |
39 |
170 |
I think we're going to need a bigger board. |
1.3402 |
0.02809 |
488 |
361 |
88 |
39 |
171 |
It can’t be that hard. |
1.3399 |
0.02709 |
506 |
371 |
98 |
37 |
172 |
Great moments in Swiss naval history. |
1.3395 |
0.02861 |
486 |
363 |
81 |
42 |
173 |
Dammit, Carl. Now you tell me you're lactose intolerant! |
1.3393 |
0.02727 |
501 |
368 |
96 |
37 |
174 |
I thought it was landlocked. |
1.3390 |
0.02692 |
469 |
337 |
105 |
27 |
175 |
It's the Great White Swiss! |
1.3389 |
0.02767 |
475 |
347 |
95 |
33 |
176 |
Act naturally, don't mention charcuterie". |
1.3388 |
0.02559 |
549 |
400 |
112 |
37 |
177 |
The enemy appears to be in wedge formation. |
1.3383 |
0.02816 |
467 |
343 |
90 |
34 |
178 |
I told you we weren’t bringing enough crackers |
1.3383 |
0.02531 |
541 |
391 |
117 |
33 |
179 |
Careful, I hear it’s extra sharp. |
1.3381 |
0.02777 |
488 |
360 |
91 |
37 |
180 |
Don’t get too close, it might be sharp. |
1.3378 |
0.02743 |
447 |
321 |
101 |
25 |
181 |
Careful... it's just the tip of the Jarlsberg. |
1.3376 |
0.02878 |
471 |
351 |
81 |
39 |
182 |
Do you think there's a huge Wisconsinite wearing that? |
1.3376 |
0.02911 |
474 |
355 |
76 |
42 |
183 |
We're going to need more crackers. |
1.3371 |
0.02734 |
528 |
395 |
88 |
45 |
184 |
I don’t get it. Swiss cheese was always so neutral. |
1.3366 |
0.02732 |
514 |
382 |
91 |
41 |
185 |
Sea Muenster dead ahead! |
1.3364 |
0.02861 |
428 |
311 |
90 |
27 |
186 |
I knew that taking acid and weed at the book club was a bad idea. |
1.3350 |
0.03104 |
406 |
304 |
68 |
34 |
187 |
I said to call me Ishmael ... Not Emmental |
1.3348 |
0.02786 |
457 |
334 |
93 |
30 |
188 |
The Cheese Stands Alone .. |
1.3340 |
0.02765 |
482 |
356 |
91 |
35 |
189 |
Steady now, this could be just the tip of the Jarlsberg. |
1.3333 |
0.02797 |
507 |
382 |
81 |
44 |
190 |
Of all the cheese boards in all the oceans in all the world, she floats to ours... |
1.3333 |
0.02860 |
474 |
355 |
80 |
39 |
191 |
Stay alert, men, he’s sharper than he looks. |
1.3318 |
0.02882 |
446 |
331 |
82 |
33 |
192 |
The harpoon won’t do. Get me the fondue fork. |
1.3311 |
0.02811 |
450 |
331 |
89 |
30 |
193 |
Let the cheese board! |
1.3306 |
0.02721 |
484 |
356 |
94 |
33 |
194 |
That's not it. We're looking for the Great White Cheddar. |
1.3305 |
0.02808 |
478 |
356 |
84 |
37 |
195 |
It was Cheddar till the sharks got to it. |
1.3305 |
0.02715 |
469 |
343 |
97 |
29 |
196 |
Stand down. The Swiss are neutral. |
1.3298 |
0.02752 |
476 |
350 |
89 |
33 |
197 |
I thought they were supposed to be neutral! |
1.3292 |
0.02735 |
480 |
355 |
92 |
33 |
198 |
Just get it on board... |
1.3278 |
0.02740 |
421 |
303 |
98 |
20 |
199 |
Prepare your anecdotes, boys. Tonight, we mingle. |
1.3277 |
0.02765 |
476 |
354 |
88 |
34 |
200 |
Talk not to me of cheese, man; I’d strike the sun if it were Brie! |
1.3272 |
0.02877 |
434 |
322 |
82 |
30 |
201 |
Careful - it looks mild but it has a sharp bite. |
1.3268 |
0.02755 |
462 |
341 |
91 |
30 |
202 |
We are going to need a bigger boat! |
1.3267 |
0.02962 |
453 |
345 |
68 |
40 |
203 |
Watch out for the Swiss! |
1.3258 |
0.03185 |
356 |
265 |
66 |
25 |
204 |
I thought our only threat was iceberg lettuce |
1.3250 |
0.03164 |
400 |
306 |
58 |
36 |
205 |
Men, sharpen your taste buds. |
1.3249 |
0.03002 |
477 |
372 |
55 |
50 |
206 |
We’re gonna need a bigger Bourdeax. |
1.3228 |
0.02954 |
443 |
337 |
69 |
37 |
207 |
We've left artisanal waters! |
1.3226 |
0.02965 |
372 |
272 |
80 |
20 |
208 |
I think we are in neutral waters. |
1.3224 |
0.02620 |
459 |
333 |
104 |
22 |
209 |
Keep turning. It'll pair better with port. |
1.3218 |
0.03136 |
404 |
310 |
58 |
36 |
210 |
Easy, lads. They're skittish when they get separated from the rest of the wheel. |
1.3218 |
0.02860 |
432 |
322 |
81 |
29 |
211 |
This is just the tip of the Jarlsberg . |
1.3211 |
0.03035 |
408 |
309 |
67 |
32 |
212 |
Oh look! Seems we’ve found what’s left of Wisconsin! |
1.3210 |
0.02931 |
458 |
351 |
67 |
40 |
213 |
It may just be the tip of the Jarlsberg! |
1.3208 |
0.02882 |
427 |
318 |
79 |
29 |
214 |
Careful, his claim of neutrality is full of holes. |
1.3205 |
0.02960 |
390 |
289 |
77 |
24 |
215 |
Not too close; remember, it's nine tenths under water. |
1.3205 |
0.02690 |
440 |
321 |
97 |
22 |
216 |
This proves it. Switzerland does have a navy. |
1.3204 |
0.02872 |
437 |
328 |
78 |
31 |
217 |
We thought of everything except a Swiss army knife! |
1.3201 |
0.02876 |
428 |
320 |
79 |
29 |
218 |
I think we're gonna need a bigger cracker. |
1.3201 |
0.02818 |
453 |
340 |
81 |
32 |
219 |
But I thought the Swiss were neutral. |
1.3200 |
0.02851 |
425 |
316 |
82 |
27 |
220 |
Oh, no! The Swiss navy!!! |
1.3195 |
0.02834 |
457 |
345 |
78 |
34 |
221 |
He wants the deli platter, but that ship has sailed. |
1.3195 |
0.02641 |
457 |
334 |
100 |
23 |
222 |
I thought the Swiss were landlocked? |
1.3194 |
0.03091 |
382 |
288 |
66 |
28 |
223 |
Lower your weapons. It's from a neutral country. |
1.3189 |
0.02907 |
417 |
312 |
77 |
28 |
224 |
"Easy now boys...and be thankful it isn't Limburger ..." |
1.3181 |
0.02549 |
503 |
378 |
93 |
32 |
225 |
OMG it't the Swiss Navy! |
1.3179 |
0.02933 |
431 |
327 |
70 |
33 |
226 |
It's the tip of the Jarlsberg. |
1.3176 |
0.02905 |
425 |
320 |
75 |
30 |
227 |
Hold your fire! Swiss are neutral. |
1.3169 |
0.02956 |
426 |
324 |
69 |
33 |
228 |
Careful, it’s a real Munster. |
1.3167 |
0.02963 |
401 |
301 |
73 |
27 |
229 |
Careful. That’s just the tip of the Jarlsberg. |
1.3162 |
0.03047 |
408 |
312 |
63 |
33 |
230 |
Cue the ominous music. |
1.3154 |
0.03172 |
371 |
283 |
59 |
29 |
231 |
Whatever happens, it's been an honor serving with you. |
1.3146 |
0.02894 |
410 |
307 |
77 |
26 |
232 |
I didn’t know the Swiss even had a Navy! |
1.3141 |
0.03140 |
398 |
308 |
55 |
35 |
233 |
Isn't Amazon amazing - it's the Gruyere I ordered! |
1.3140 |
0.02914 |
430 |
327 |
71 |
32 |
234 |
Put your knives down. It’s domestic. |
1.3128 |
0.02874 |
438 |
333 |
73 |
32 |
235 |
You're going to need a bigger breadstick. |
1.3120 |
0.02732 |
407 |
298 |
91 |
18 |
236 |
Remember, most of it will be under the water. |
1.3116 |
0.03337 |
292 |
217 |
59 |
16 |
237 |
We need a bigger board. |
1.3113 |
0.02960 |
408 |
310 |
69 |
29 |
238 |
At $24.99 a pound, we’ll never have to work again. |
1.3112 |
0.03044 |
392 |
298 |
64 |
29 |
239 |
Have no fear, boys. This one is savory yet mild. |
1.3111 |
0.02672 |
405 |
294 |
96 |
15 |
240 |
We didn't bring enough crackers. |
1.3108 |
0.02985 |
399 |
303 |
68 |
28 |
241 |
I didn’t think the Swiss had a Navy. |
1.3103 |
0.03173 |
377 |
291 |
55 |
31 |
242 |
Watch out guys! It's Swiss. It will have a knife. |
1.3103 |
0.03128 |
377 |
289 |
59 |
29 |
243 |
At long last...Colby-Dick! |
1.3101 |
0.03147 |
358 |
272 |
61 |
25 |
244 |
No need to worry, the Swiss have always been neutral. |
1.3093 |
0.02975 |
375 |
281 |
72 |
22 |
245 |
We’re about to get cheese boarded. |
1.3092 |
0.02777 |
401 |
296 |
86 |
19 |
246 |
We’re in luck. It’s from a neutral country. |
1.3090 |
0.02813 |
398 |
295 |
83 |
20 |
247 |
Unknown vessel approaching, but it appears to have Swiss markings. |
1.3090 |
0.03082 |
356 |
268 |
66 |
22 |
248 |
Jarlsberg dead ahead sir... |
1.3089 |
0.03052 |
382 |
291 |
64 |
27 |
249 |
We're gonna need a bigger board, Steve. |
1.3086 |
0.02901 |
431 |
330 |
69 |
32 |
250 |
OK, but now we're going to need more prosciutto. |
1.3081 |
0.03000 |
383 |
290 |
68 |
25 |
251 |
Are these the right knives? |
1.3081 |
0.02950 |
409 |
312 |
68 |
29 |
252 |
Put down your weapons. I think we've entered Swiss waters. |
1.3077 |
0.02896 |
403 |
304 |
74 |
25 |
253 |
The SS Charcuterie approached cautiously as it was known that sometimes the Swiss was was actually havarti. |
1.3073 |
0.02943 |
410 |
313 |
68 |
29 |
254 |
That's why the moon didn't rise. |
1.3073 |
0.03336 |
358 |
281 |
44 |
33 |
255 |
There's no room on this Board for a Big Cheese! |
1.3071 |
0.03082 |
368 |
280 |
63 |
25 |
256 |
I knew the manchego sightings were wrong. |
1.3069 |
0.02842 |
391 |
291 |
80 |
20 |
257 |
We must be approaching Milwaukee! |
1.3067 |
0.03018 |
375 |
284 |
67 |
24 |
258 |
It's big and dangerous, no matter how you slice it. |
1.3066 |
0.02813 |
411 |
308 |
80 |
23 |
259 |
It's a Submarine Cheesehead from Green Bay. Hang on to the Brats! |
1.3064 |
0.03008 |
359 |
269 |
70 |
20 |
260 |
At ease, men. The Swiss are neutral. |
1.3063 |
0.03070 |
382 |
290 |
60 |
28 |
261 |
You can tell how many have tried to capture her and failed. |
1.3058 |
0.03060 |
363 |
274 |
65 |
23 |
262 |
My god, he's a Münster.. |
1.3055 |
0.03103 |
347 |
260 |
63 |
20 |
263 |
Let's just hope there's a port side so we can wash all this down! |
1.3054 |
0.03092 |
370 |
283 |
61 |
26 |
264 |
Now all we need are dates. |
1.3046 |
0.02902 |
348 |
256 |
78 |
14 |
265 |
No, no. Not mirage- fromage. |
1.3045 |
0.03050 |
381 |
292 |
62 |
27 |
266 |
And here I thought there was no such thing as the Swiss Navy. |
1.3042 |
0.03134 |
378 |
293 |
55 |
30 |
267 |
It's Swiss, they come in Peace! |
1.3042 |
0.03225 |
332 |
253 |
57 |
22 |
268 |
It’s okay, it’s just the Swiss, they’re neutral. |
1.3031 |
0.03042 |
386 |
297 |
61 |
28 |
269 |
I told you there was no such thing as Sea Muensters… |
1.3028 |
0.03147 |
360 |
277 |
57 |
26 |
270 |
Brie ye friend or foe? |
1.3026 |
0.02997 |
390 |
299 |
64 |
27 |
271 |
Don’t forget the ninety per cent you can’t see. |
1.3023 |
0.03029 |
354 |
267 |
67 |
20 |
272 |
It looks like a hard cheese. Let's make America grate again. |
1.3015 |
0.02939 |
388 |
291 |
68 |
24 |
273 |
Finally! A Great White Cheddar! |
1.3014 |
0.02927 |
365 |
280 |
59 |
23 |
274 |
Ahoy! It’s the tip of the Jarlsberg! |
1.3013 |
0.02961 |
375 |
284 |
69 |
22 |
275 |
They were three men against the cheese. They had nothing but their knives and their courage. They knew it was a hard cheese and a hard world. But they also knew that a man can be destroyed but not defeated. |
1.3013 |
0.03310 |
302 |
229 |
55 |
18 |
276 |
No Ahab, it's not Colby Dick. |
1.3011 |
0.03180 |
362 |
281 |
53 |
28 |
277 |
It might back off if we get the right wine pairing. |
1.3008 |
0.02998 |
359 |
271 |
68 |
20 |
278 |
I told you not to toss the Swiss Army knife overboard. |
1.3006 |
0.03284 |
346 |
270 |
48 |
28 |
279 |
Perfect with a great white.
vcoca74@yahoo.com |
1.3006 |
0.03432 |
356 |
286 |
33 |
37 |
280 |
Careful men! in my experience, the cheese rarely stands alone |
1.3005 |
0.03273 |
376 |
299 |
41 |
36 |
281 |
Turn back! It's just the tip of a giant Green Bay Packers fan. |
1.2995 |
0.03259 |
364 |
287 |
45 |
32 |
282 |
Steady on the starboard side, lads! We need the Swiss to pair with our Port. |
1.2988 |
0.03184 |
328 |
250 |
57 |
20 |
283 |
Aren't the Swiss still neutral? |
1.2986 |
0.03171 |
355 |
275 |
54 |
26 |
284 |
Next time, let's have a more traditional brunch. |
1.2986 |
0.02906 |
345 |
256 |
75 |
14 |
285 |
We're going to need some larger crackers. |
1.2984 |
0.02988 |
382 |
293 |
64 |
25 |
286 |
This is the Swiss navy! |
1.2983 |
0.03086 |
352 |
269 |
61 |
22 |
287 |
The party starts in an hour. We can’t let this one get away! |
1.2980 |
0.03050 |
349 |
265 |
64 |
20 |
288 |
At least it’s not Velveeta. |
1.2979 |
0.03167 |
339 |
260 |
57 |
22 |
289 |
Don’t be fooled by claims of neutrality. |
1.2977 |
0.02956 |
346 |
259 |
71 |
16 |
290 |
Let her pass, boys; she's bound for the South Sandwich Islands. |
1.2975 |
0.03224 |
326 |
250 |
55 |
21 |
291 |
Clear the board !! The great white is ahead. |
1.2975 |
0.03045 |
363 |
278 |
62 |
23 |
292 |
Careful, it could be a shark in cheese clothing. |
1.2975 |
0.03105 |
353 |
271 |
59 |
23 |
293 |
Put your knives away boys, this one’s a Grate White. |
1.2973 |
0.02981 |
370 |
282 |
66 |
22 |
294 |
I think it's one of ours. |
1.2973 |
0.02803 |
370 |
275 |
80 |
15 |
295 |
Let's watch it guys, this may just be a trap. |
1.2971 |
0.03149 |
350 |
270 |
56 |
24 |
296 |
Remember: slice, not stab. |
1.2970 |
0.02870 |
367 |
275 |
75 |
17 |
297 |
Careful maties, the cheese NEVER stands alone! |
1.2970 |
0.03196 |
330 |
253 |
56 |
21 |
298 |
I knew there were holes in our plan. |
1.2960 |
0.02853 |
375 |
282 |
75 |
18 |
299 |
Careful, I smell a rat. |
1.2960 |
0.03025 |
348 |
260 |
65 |
19 |
300 |
At last, we’ve found the Great White Emmentaler. |
1.2959 |
0.03169 |
338 |
260 |
55 |
22 |
301 |
Careful now, a strong cheese can unbalance the board. |
1.2958 |
0.03297 |
311 |
239 |
52 |
20 |
302 |
It's surrendering in French, German, Italian and Romansh.” |
1.2956 |
0.03358 |
362 |
291 |
35 |
36 |
303 |
Charcuterie Crew, ready your cutlery! |
1.2955 |
0.03216 |
335 |
259 |
53 |
23 |
304 |
I say we settle -- we haven't seen a mozzarella in months. |
1.2952 |
0.03121 |
332 |
253 |
60 |
19 |
305 |
We're going to run out of crackers. |
1.2950 |
0.02763 |
383 |
286 |
79 |
16 |
306 |
There it is, Moldy Dick |
1.2949 |
0.02940 |
390 |
300 |
65 |
25 |
307 |
Don't worry boys, it won't attack. The Swiss are always neutral. |
1.2941 |
0.03249 |
357 |
282 |
45 |
30 |
308 |
You brought the grey poupon,right?! |
1.2938 |
0.03200 |
337 |
261 |
53 |
23 |
309 |
One more hole should sink it. |
1.2934 |
0.02976 |
351 |
266 |
67 |
18 |
310 |
That's my wake-up call. I'm never dropping acid in Wisconsin again... |
1.2934 |
0.03399 |
317 |
249 |
43 |
24 |
311 |
" Just as I thought... we've drifted into Swiss waters! |
1.2933 |
0.03240 |
300 |
228 |
56 |
16 |
312 |
I don't care if it is too mild, we need another cheese for this board! |
1.2933 |
0.02800 |
358 |
266 |
79 |
13 |
313 |
Relax. The swiss are neutral. |
1.2932 |
0.03229 |
324 |
250 |
53 |
21 |
314 |
We reached Wisconsin! |
1.2930 |
0.03058 |
355 |
273 |
60 |
22 |
315 |
Aarg! It’s Morbier Dick! |
1.2925 |
0.03097 |
335 |
256 |
60 |
19 |
316 |
We must be in international waters - it's Swiss! |
1.2925 |
0.03034 |
359 |
276 |
61 |
22 |
317 |
Just because it's Swiss doesn't mean it's neutral. |
1.2919 |
0.02846 |
394 |
299 |
69 |
22 |
318 |
God forbid, a bottle of pinot grigio should float by!! |
1.2918 |
0.03068 |
353 |
272 |
59 |
22 |
319 |
It looks like the Swiss Navy has arrived! |
1.2918 |
0.02810 |
377 |
284 |
76 |
17 |
320 |
Go for the semi-soft underbelly. |
1.2917 |
0.02972 |
336 |
253 |
68 |
15 |
321 |
Don't attack ... it's Swiss! |
1.2913 |
0.03049 |
333 |
253 |
63 |
17 |
322 |
I say we dump the Brie and take on the Swiss. |
1.2913 |
0.03107 |
333 |
255 |
59 |
19 |
323 |
Some days you hunt the cheese and some days the cheese hunts you... |
1.2912 |
0.03147 |
340 |
263 |
55 |
22 |
324 |
This will pair nicely with our urine. |
1.2909 |
0.03514 |
330 |
267 |
30 |
33 |
325 |
The Swiss Navy to the rescue! |
1.2907 |
0.03177 |
313 |
238 |
55 |
17 |
326 |
Damn the salami - full cheese ahead! |
1.2906 |
0.03312 |
320 |
250 |
47 |
23 |
327 |
We finally found Wisconsin. |
1.2905 |
0.03162 |
358 |
281 |
50 |
27 |
328 |
Come on boys, this is why we came to the Hamptons! |
1.2900 |
0.03028 |
331 |
251 |
64 |
16 |
329 |
Careful, boys. 90% of that Jarlsberg is underwater! |
1.2896 |
0.03046 |
328 |
248 |
62 |
14 |
330 |
So no one remembered the crackers? |
1.2894 |
0.03088 |
311 |
235 |
62 |
14 |
331 |
Careful - something doesn't smell right. |
1.2894 |
0.03188 |
311 |
238 |
56 |
17 |
332 |
They won't attack. The Swiss are always neutral. |
1.2892 |
0.03331 |
325 |
256 |
44 |
25 |
333 |
We found the tip of the Jarlsberg! |
1.2892 |
0.03080 |
332 |
251 |
60 |
18 |
334 |
We're going to need a bigger cheese board! |
1.2888 |
0.03323 |
322 |
253 |
45 |
24 |
335 |
Men, whatever happens, it’s been
an honor serving with you. |
1.2887 |
0.02936 |
336 |
253 |
69 |
14 |
336 |
Let it go, boys. The wives said they wanted gouda. |
1.2883 |
0.03159 |
333 |
258 |
54 |
21 |
337 |
Alright, maties -- time to put the "yarrr" in Jarlsberg! |
1.2881 |
0.03028 |
354 |
273 |
60 |
21 |
338 |
Alright mates! We're getting ever closer to the Sandwich Islands! |
1.2881 |
0.03249 |
302 |
232 |
53 |
17 |
339 |
Did anyone bring a Swiss-Army knife? |
1.2878 |
0.02988 |
337 |
256 |
65 |
16 |
340 |
That one's Swiss, boys. We must be in international waters. |
1.2875 |
0.02985 |
327 |
247 |
66 |
14 |
341 |
I told you to bring the Swiss army knife. |
1.2873 |
0.03462 |
275 |
213 |
45 |
17 |
342 |
So he’s not just a deli counter myth!” |
1.2872 |
0.03381 |
289 |
224 |
47 |
18 |
343 |
I think there are holes in its defenses. |
1.2871 |
0.03021 |
310 |
233 |
65 |
12 |
344 |
You’re gonna need a bigger cracker. |
1.2871 |
0.03357 |
317 |
250 |
43 |
24 |
345 |
We’ve found the holey land |
1.2871 |
0.03205 |
317 |
245 |
53 |
19 |
346 |
Lower your arms, men! The Swiss are neutral! |
1.2865 |
0.02973 |
349 |
267 |
64 |
18 |
347 |
Prepare to be smorgasborded |
1.2862 |
0.03564 |
276 |
217 |
39 |
20 |
348 |
I cheddar at the thought of it |
1.2857 |
0.03137 |
322 |
248 |
56 |
18 |
349 |
We're going to need a bigger crostini. |
1.2857 |
0.03172 |
287 |
217 |
58 |
12 |
350 |
Must be the Swiss navy. |
1.2857 |
0.03278 |
315 |
246 |
48 |
21 |
351 |
Hold your fire. We must observe Swiss neutrality. |
1.2848 |
0.03249 |
323 |
253 |
48 |
22 |
352 |
We’re going to need a dryer Riesling. |
1.2848 |
0.03309 |
302 |
235 |
48 |
19 |
353 |
Call me Swissmael! It’s a Great White Sharp |
1.2848 |
0.03439 |
302 |
239 |
40 |
23 |
354 |
Careful, may be a domestic variety |
1.2846 |
0.03487 |
267 |
207 |
44 |
16 |
355 |
Careful guys. It’s just the tip of the Jarlsberg. |
1.2844 |
0.03191 |
327 |
255 |
51 |
21 |
356 |
Arm yourselves! This one’s a Muenster! |
1.2843 |
0.03321 |
313 |
246 |
45 |
22 |
357 |
Do we have enough crackers? |
1.2843 |
0.03144 |
306 |
234 |
57 |
15 |
358 |
Uh oh—it’s heading straight to my thighs. |
1.2842 |
0.03541 |
278 |
219 |
39 |
20 |
359 |
Careful, it will try to overpower the Brie. |
1.2840 |
0.03075 |
331 |
255 |
58 |
18 |
360 |
I no longer think the Swiss are neutral. |
1.2840 |
0.03181 |
324 |
252 |
52 |
20 |
361 |
I thought Switzerland was landlocked. |
1.2840 |
0.02995 |
324 |
246 |
64 |
14 |
362 |
False alarm boys....It's a foam cheesehead from Wisconsin. |
1.2838 |
0.03319 |
296 |
230 |
48 |
18 |
363 |
Relax, boys. Just another sick joke from the Swiss Navy. |
1.2835 |
0.03108 |
321 |
247 |
57 |
17 |
364 |
I guess we should invite a few more people. |
1.2834 |
0.03032 |
307 |
232 |
63 |
12 |
365 |
Alert the captain of a change in first course! |
1.2822 |
0.03239 |
287 |
220 |
53 |
14 |
366 |
Quickly! The Grey Poupon! |
1.2819 |
0.03230 |
298 |
230 |
52 |
16 |
367 |
Damn! On Google Earth it looked like cheddar. |
1.2817 |
0.03751 |
252 |
200 |
33 |
19 |
368 |
Put down your weapons, fellas! It’s the Swiss! |
1.2815 |
0.03301 |
302 |
236 |
47 |
19 |
369 |
Lower your knives. It’s Swiss. |
1.2813 |
0.03065 |
327 |
252 |
58 |
17 |
370 |
At ease, men. It’s a neutral vessel. |
1.2810 |
0.03033 |
306 |
232 |
62 |
12 |
371 |
What do you mean you’re vegan? |
1.2809 |
0.03150 |
299 |
229 |
56 |
14 |
372 |
Put down your spears! I come from Wisconsin in peace, and I'm running for President. |
1.2808 |
0.02964 |
317 |
240 |
65 |
12 |
373 |
We are going to need a more wine. |
1.2808 |
0.03253 |
317 |
249 |
47 |
21 |
374 |
We’re going to need a bigger bottle of wine” |
1.2804 |
0.03101 |
321 |
246 |
54 |
16 |
375 |
I told you we didn’t need the Brie! |
1.2803 |
0.03243 |
314 |
246 |
48 |
20 |
376 |
Oh, if we catch this we can make tuna melts!!!! |
1.2801 |
0.03090 |
332 |
258 |
55 |
19 |
377 |
Fellas, we're gonna to need a bigger board. |
1.2793 |
0.03391 |
290 |
228 |
43 |
19 |
378 |
Let me do it. I'm from Wisconsin! |
1.2791 |
0.03096 |
301 |
230 |
58 |
13 |
379 |
Holy cow! It's the mother of all cheesebergs. |
1.2788 |
0.03158 |
312 |
242 |
53 |
17 |
380 |
What if it's not low fat? |
1.2788 |
0.03092 |
312 |
240 |
57 |
15 |
381 |
Nah, they won't attack us – that vessel is Swiss. |
1.2788 |
0.03130 |
330 |
258 |
52 |
20 |
382 |
Ahhh, the OLD Trojan Cheese trick... Don't fall for it boys! |
1.2787 |
0.03231 |
287 |
221 |
52 |
14 |
383 |
Be careful. That kind of camouflage could be shark-cuterie. |
1.2787 |
0.03269 |
287 |
222 |
50 |
15 |
384 |
It’s the last of the “Great White Wheel” |
1.2786 |
0.03477 |
262 |
204 |
43 |
15 |
385 |
This is still way better than going to Trader Joe’s. |
1.2786 |
0.03437 |
280 |
220 |
42 |
18 |
386 |
Brace yourselves, lads. She's sunk three charcuterie boards already! |
1.2785 |
0.03187 |
298 |
230 |
53 |
15 |
387 |
The holes are normal for the species, lads. |
1.2784 |
0.03201 |
291 |
224 |
53 |
14 |
388 |
I told you not order from Costco |
1.2782 |
0.03440 |
266 |
207 |
44 |
15 |
389 |
I think we're gonna need a bigger board. |
1.2780 |
0.03348 |
295 |
232 |
44 |
19 |
390 |
Ishmael, you got this. |
1.2778 |
0.03060 |
306 |
234 |
59 |
13 |
391 |
Colby Dick |
1.2776 |
0.03351 |
281 |
219 |
46 |
16 |
392 |
Swiss engineered, no doubt. |
1.2774 |
0.03199 |
328 |
259 |
47 |
22 |
393 |
Don't be fooled by the holes boys, this is a hard one. |
1.2774 |
0.03228 |
292 |
226 |
51 |
15 |
394 |
We're off course,the chart says it should be Camembert |
1.2769 |
0.02973 |
325 |
249 |
62 |
14 |
395 |
As for me, I am tormented for a glass of crisp Chardonnay.! |
1.2767 |
0.02982 |
318 |
243 |
62 |
13 |
396 |
That's not an iceberg, it's a Jarlsberg! |
1.2765 |
0.03218 |
293 |
227 |
51 |
15 |
397 |
If it doesn't yodel, it's not Swiss. |
1.2764 |
0.03279 |
275 |
212 |
50 |
13 |
398 |
Careful! Don't let its historic neutrality fool you! |
1.2763 |
0.02986 |
333 |
257 |
60 |
16 |
399 |
Be careful boys, it could be part of a larger platter. |
1.2762 |
0.03381 |
286 |
225 |
43 |
18 |
400 |
This is what happens when a landlocked country decides to launch a navy. |
1.2762 |
0.03417 |
286 |
226 |
41 |
19 |
401 |
Who's bright idea was it to attack Green Bay from the water? |
1.2761 |
0.03462 |
297 |
238 |
36 |
23 |
402 |
Well it doesn't smell neutral. |
1.2759 |
0.03165 |
290 |
223 |
54 |
13 |
403 |
No, we can't attack it--it's neutral ! |
1.2757 |
0.03382 |
272 |
212 |
45 |
15 |
404 |
Careful boys...she's sharp. |
1.2756 |
0.03254 |
283 |
219 |
50 |
14 |
405 |
Aye, she's a mighty Kraft. |
1.2749 |
0.03373 |
291 |
230 |
42 |
19 |
406 |
It will only get confiscated by customs. |
1.2748 |
0.03467 |
262 |
205 |
42 |
15 |
407 |
Part of the moon has fallen! |
1.2747 |
0.03191 |
324 |
256 |
47 |
21 |
408 |
It's a sea muenster! |
1.2746 |
0.03394 |
284 |
224 |
42 |
18 |
409 |
We made it to Wisconsin. |
1.2746 |
0.03320 |
284 |
222 |
46 |
16 |
410 |
There may be a Packer fan under that! |
1.2746 |
0.03270 |
295 |
231 |
47 |
17 |
411 |
Who invited the Swiss? |
1.2742 |
0.03098 |
299 |
230 |
56 |
13 |
412 |
Who knew there was a Swiss navy? |
1.2742 |
0.03134 |
299 |
231 |
54 |
14 |
413 |
Iceberg … no, it’s a jarlsberg |
1.2742 |
0.03094 |
310 |
240 |
55 |
15 |
414 |
Stand down, men - we’ve entered neutral waters. |
1.2740 |
0.03256 |
292 |
228 |
48 |
16 |
415 |
And here we have the lesser-known Loch Ness Munster. |
1.2734 |
0.03460 |
267 |
210 |
41 |
16 |
416 |
It’s only the tip of the Jarlsberg. |
1.2734 |
0.03241 |
289 |
225 |
49 |
15 |
417 |
My god! It’s the great white monster, Moldy Dick! |
1.2727 |
0.03269 |
275 |
213 |
49 |
13 |
418 |
You've both gotta try these Apple Vision Pro goggles. |
1.2724 |
0.03548 |
290 |
235 |
31 |
24 |
419 |
If you say, 'we're going to need a bigger charcuterie board,' one more time, Bradley, I'm feeding you to the prosciutto sharks. |
1.2724 |
0.03355 |
279 |
219 |
44 |
16 |
420 |
Hang on! This is going to be semi-hard. |
1.2722 |
0.02949 |
316 |
242 |
62 |
12 |
421 |
Now if we could only turn this water into wine… |
1.2722 |
0.03272 |
316 |
252 |
42 |
22 |
422 |
Grate danger from unidentified Kraft! |
1.2721 |
0.03307 |
294 |
230 |
44 |
18 |
423 |
Thar cheese holes! |
1.2718 |
0.03095 |
309 |
240 |
54 |
15 |
424 |
Wait, it's Swiss! We can't attack a neutral cheese! |
1.2718 |
0.03292 |
309 |
246 |
42 |
21 |
425 |
Prepare for boarding |
1.2718 |
0.03019 |
287 |
218 |
60 |
9 |
426 |
Fend it off. It doesn't go with the Brie and crudités. |
1.2718 |
0.02978 |
287 |
217 |
62 |
8 |
427 |
Call me Ishmorgasbord |
1.2713 |
0.03138 |
317 |
249 |
50 |
18 |
428 |
No fear--clearly neutral and not very sharp. |
1.2711 |
0.03273 |
284 |
222 |
46 |
15 |
429 |
Stand down, its Swiss, they're neutral |
1.2711 |
0.03349 |
284 |
224 |
43 |
17 |
430 |
Careful, this one has a bite. |
1.2711 |
0.03078 |
284 |
217 |
57 |
10 |
431 |
Oh no! It's Colby Dick |
1.2708 |
0.03316 |
288 |
227 |
44 |
17 |
432 |
Thank God we survived the Limburger catastrophe! |
1.2708 |
0.03022 |
325 |
253 |
56 |
16 |
433 |
I think this marks the end of Swiss neutrality. |
1.2705 |
0.03409 |
281 |
223 |
40 |
18 |
434 |
The port side, the port side. |
1.2705 |
0.03295 |
281 |
220 |
46 |
15 |
435 |
Mayday, mayday ! Hard to tawny port ! |
1.2702 |
0.03148 |
285 |
220 |
53 |
12 |
436 |
It’s a baby Swiss which means the mother must be lurking nearby!” |
1.2698 |
0.03723 |
252 |
203 |
30 |
19 |
437 |
I've heard of the Swiss Army, but I didn't know they had a Navy |
1.2697 |
0.03255 |
330 |
266 |
39 |
25 |
438 |
OMG, It's the tip of the cheeseberg! |
1.2697 |
0.03368 |
267 |
209 |
44 |
14 |
439 |
Thank God its not a sea muenster. |
1.2695 |
0.03435 |
282 |
225 |
38 |
19 |
440 |
Hold off! It's neutral!" |
1.2695 |
0.03323 |
282 |
222 |
44 |
16 |
441 |
We're gonna need more crackers.... |
1.2694 |
0.03346 |
297 |
237 |
40 |
20 |
442 |
We'll be crushed into da brie!!!! |
1.2692 |
0.03111 |
260 |
197 |
56 |
7 |
443 |
We finally made it to Wisconsin |
1.2690 |
0.03147 |
290 |
225 |
52 |
13 |
444 |
Quick, hide the fig compote! |
1.2689 |
0.03350 |
264 |
206 |
45 |
13 |
445 |
Hold your fire! It's Swiss. |
1.2689 |
0.03115 |
305 |
238 |
52 |
15 |
446 |
We're safe. It won't attack. It's Swiss. |
1.2688 |
0.03346 |
279 |
220 |
43 |
16 |
447 |
Call me 'It's-a-meal'. |
1.2687 |
0.03155 |
294 |
229 |
50 |
14 |
448 |
Wait until you can see lettering on the rind. |
1.2685 |
0.03207 |
324 |
259 |
43 |
22 |
449 |
I think we might be entering Swiss waters. |
1.2682 |
0.03285 |
261 |
202 |
48 |
11 |
450 |
Which one of you jackasses pissed off the Swiss?! |
1.2681 |
0.03369 |
276 |
218 |
42 |
16 |
451 |
Cheese, cheese, everywhere, and not a drop of wine. |
1.2672 |
0.03405 |
262 |
206 |
42 |
14 |
452 |
this doesn't look gouda |
1.2671 |
0.03319 |
277 |
218 |
44 |
15 |
453 |
It can’t be real. Switzerland is landlocked. |
1.2671 |
0.03347 |
292 |
232 |
39 |
18 |
454 |
Prepare to board it! |
1.2667 |
0.03422 |
255 |
200 |
42 |
13 |
455 |
Remember, that's only the tip of the Jarlsberg." |
1.2655 |
0.03176 |
290 |
227 |
49 |
14 |
456 |
Look! It's Wisconsin. |
1.2655 |
0.03168 |
275 |
213 |
51 |
11 |
457 |
And yet, many still doubt the great cheese-wheels are melting. |
1.2654 |
0.03588 |
260 |
209 |
32 |
18 |
458 |
OK, I lied on my resume; I really don't have any prior experience harpooning seafaring cheese. |
1.2652 |
0.03372 |
328 |
270 |
29 |
29 |
459 |
Hold tight! It’s coming right for us and it looks extra sharp! |
1.2649 |
0.03306 |
268 |
206 |
44 |
13 |
460 |
Gentlemen, it's been an honor serving with you. |
1.2645 |
0.03116 |
276 |
213 |
53 |
10 |
461 |
How does it stay afloat with all those holes? |
1.2643 |
0.03128 |
280 |
217 |
52 |
11 |
462 |
Wine? More towards port. |
1.2639 |
0.02991 |
288 |
221 |
58 |
9 |
463 |
Damn, more cheese! If only a school of crackers would swim by. |
1.2638 |
0.03157 |
307 |
243 |
47 |
17 |
464 |
I never expected the Swiss to turn on us. |
1.2633 |
0.03238 |
281 |
221 |
46 |
14 |
465 |
This could be trouble, no matter HOW you slice it. |
1.2633 |
0.03159 |
281 |
219 |
50 |
12 |
466 |
The Swiss are still neutral - aren't they? |
1.2633 |
0.03275 |
300 |
240 |
41 |
19 |
467 |
Thank God! We're approaching the Wisconsin shoreline! |
1.2632 |
0.03107 |
304 |
239 |
50 |
15 |
468 |
Battle stations everybody — it's the BIG CHEESE! |
1.2632 |
0.03343 |
247 |
192 |
45 |
10 |
469 |
The danger is always below the water line. It could be a 300 pound Packers' fan. |
1.2632 |
0.03565 |
266 |
215 |
32 |
19 |
470 |
Remember, 90 percent of it is underwater. |
1.2632 |
0.03072 |
304 |
238 |
52 |
14 |
471 |
Don't let the holes fool you. It's not neutral. |
1.2630 |
0.03022 |
289 |
223 |
56 |
10 |
472 |
I say we just settle for chips and dip. |
1.2630 |
0.03067 |
270 |
207 |
55 |
8 |
473 |
I told you we should have brought the Swiss army knife. |
1.2628 |
0.03412 |
274 |
219 |
38 |
17 |
474 |
I ordered a cheeseburger, not a cheeseberg. |
1.2628 |
0.03333 |
274 |
217 |
42 |
15 |
475 |
A cheese berg in Paradise! |
1.2621 |
0.03071 |
309 |
243 |
51 |
15 |
476 |
Finally, the ‘great white cheese.’
No more Velveeta for Ahab. |
1.2621 |
0.03315 |
290 |
232 |
40 |
18 |
477 |
Careful, men, it’s sharp! |
1.2621 |
0.03315 |
290 |
232 |
40 |
18 |
478 |
It’s domestic, but it’ll do. |
1.2618 |
0.03241 |
275 |
216 |
46 |
13 |
479 |
We're going to need a bigger glass of wine. |
1.2617 |
0.03146 |
298 |
235 |
48 |
15 |
480 |
If anyone can turn water into wine we'll be all set. |
1.2617 |
0.03355 |
256 |
201 |
43 |
12 |
481 |
We need a bigger bread board! |
1.2616 |
0.03128 |
279 |
217 |
51 |
11 |
482 |
We're going to need a bigger board... some fig jam could be nice too. |
1.2609 |
0.03379 |
253 |
199 |
42 |
12 |
483 |
Damn it,we should have taken the bigger board. |
1.2603 |
0.03834 |
219 |
176 |
29 |
14 |
484 |
Careful, they can be sharp. |
1.2602 |
0.03242 |
246 |
190 |
48 |
8 |
485 |
It's Swiss. Neutral. Perfect for these soft crackers. |
1.2601 |
0.03045 |
296 |
231 |
53 |
12 |
486 |
Now if we can just turn the water into wine...we're all set... |
1.2599 |
0.03220 |
277 |
218 |
46 |
13 |
487 |
I'm hoping to get promoted to the wine boat. |
1.2598 |
0.03068 |
281 |
218 |
53 |
10 |
488 |
And now we wait for a salami |
1.2594 |
0.03404 |
239 |
187 |
42 |
10 |
489 |
Don't worry, Matey's. Swiss is neutral and pairs nicely with everything. |
1.2593 |
0.03398 |
270 |
216 |
38 |
16 |
490 |
But isn’t this the Gulf of Gorgonzola? |
1.2591 |
0.03403 |
274 |
220 |
37 |
17 |
491 |
You told me the Swiss were supposed to be neutral! |
1.2590 |
0.03329 |
278 |
222 |
40 |
15 |
492 |
Their’s no neutral in charcuterie. |
1.2584 |
0.03381 |
267 |
213 |
39 |
15 |
493 |
Are we in neutral waters? |
1.2584 |
0.03253 |
267 |
210 |
45 |
12 |
494 |
Easy lads, she is already full of holes... |
1.2583 |
0.03392 |
240 |
188 |
42 |
10 |
495 |
We’re going to need a bigger charcuterie board. |
1.2583 |
0.03263 |
271 |
214 |
44 |
13 |
496 |
We already have a hard cheese. Let's hold out for a gorgonzola to balance things out. |
1.2582 |
0.03550 |
244 |
195 |
35 |
14 |
497 |
Darn spellcheck. I did not order sharkuterie. |
1.2582 |
0.03272 |
275 |
216 |
43 |
14 |
498 |
It's Swiss, so it should be neutral, but with a sweet, mild and nutty taste |
1.2581 |
0.03416 |
248 |
196 |
40 |
12 |
499 |
I didn't know that Switzerland had a Navy. |
1.2581 |
0.03319 |
279 |
223 |
40 |
16 |
500 |
Guys ... the Swiss don't HAVE a Navy! |
1.2581 |
0.03510 |
248 |
198 |
36 |
14 |
501 |
…It’s a muenster! |
1.2579 |
0.03472 |
252 |
201 |
37 |
14 |
502 |
We've only got room for the holes |
1.2578 |
0.03344 |
256 |
202 |
42 |
12 |
503 |
If we can land this baby, we’ll dump the Brie. |
1.2578 |
0.03251 |
256 |
200 |
46 |
10 |
504 |
Stand down, men. They're neutral. |
1.2575 |
0.03509 |
233 |
184 |
38 |
11 |
505 |
We're going to need a bigger baguette... |
1.2575 |
0.03328 |
268 |
213 |
41 |
14 |
506 |
Where's the wine? |
1.2569 |
0.03126 |
253 |
195 |
51 |
7 |
507 |
Before glacial melting, we could only find this at Lake Lucerne. |
1.2567 |
0.03207 |
261 |
204 |
47 |
10 |
508 |
All hams on deck! |
1.2564 |
0.03599 |
234 |
187 |
34 |
13 |
509 |
I say we dump the brie and go for it! |
1.2564 |
0.03548 |
234 |
186 |
36 |
12 |
510 |
Cheeses Christ! |
1.2563 |
0.03703 |
238 |
193 |
29 |
16 |
511 |
Now look for a bottle of wine. Not one of those with a message inside. |
1.2561 |
0.03281 |
246 |
192 |
45 |
9 |
512 |
Watch out, it's coming for our crackers! |
1.2560 |
0.03092 |
293 |
231 |
49 |
13 |
513 |
Wait! That’s a neutral cheese |
1.2556 |
0.03074 |
266 |
206 |
52 |
8 |
514 |
Careful. It might be a trap. |
1.2553 |
0.03287 |
282 |
226 |
40 |
16 |
515 |
Stay sharp, men. It's a Jarls-berg. |
1.2553 |
0.03400 |
282 |
229 |
34 |
19 |
516 |
There's the cheese, but where's the port? |
1.2552 |
0.03217 |
286 |
228 |
43 |
15 |
517 |
The S.S Charcuterie Board about to complete their mission." |
1.2552 |
0.03149 |
290 |
229 |
46 |
14 |
518 |
There's no flag,but I think it's Swiss. |
1.2550 |
0.03518 |
251 |
202 |
34 |
15 |
519 |
Looks like shark-cuterie to me ! |
1.2550 |
0.03332 |
251 |
198 |
42 |
11 |
520 |
A cheese berg! |
1.2547 |
0.03199 |
267 |
209 |
46 |
11 |
521 |
This is where we ask ourselves: Are we mice are or we men!? |
1.2543 |
0.03393 |
291 |
238 |
32 |
21 |
522 |
Stay back, Captain, you are lactose intolerant. |
1.2542 |
0.03530 |
240 |
192 |
35 |
13 |
523 |
Baby Swiss? Not on my board. |
1.2541 |
0.03343 |
244 |
192 |
42 |
10 |
524 |
We're going to need more corned beef." |
1.2541 |
0.03188 |
244 |
189 |
48 |
7 |
525 |
Sweet Cheeses! |
1.2540 |
0.03404 |
248 |
197 |
39 |
12 |
526 |
Look guys! Just what we needed; a 'cheeseburg!' |
1.2540 |
0.03506 |
252 |
203 |
34 |
15 |
527 |
Swiss Cheese Family Robinson |
1.2537 |
0.03242 |
272 |
216 |
43 |
13 |
528 |
My god boys… we’re never going to poop again |
1.2537 |
0.03813 |
205 |
164 |
30 |
11 |
529 |
It looks like she's been taking some shots across her bow! |
1.2530 |
0.03309 |
253 |
199 |
42 |
11 |
530 |
It’s all that remains of the Great White Wheel. |
1.2529 |
0.03275 |
257 |
203 |
43 |
11 |
531 |
Careful men, this one's not spreadable. |
1.2528 |
0.03466 |
265 |
215 |
33 |
17 |
532 |
Wait, aren't the Swiss always neutral? |
1.2528 |
0.03507 |
265 |
216 |
31 |
18 |
533 |
It's a great white! |
1.2527 |
0.03281 |
277 |
222 |
40 |
15 |
534 |
I bet this only happens on Lake Michigan... |
1.2522 |
0.03337 |
226 |
176 |
43 |
7 |
535 |
Remember, the enemy is firm, but nutty |
1.2521 |
0.03443 |
238 |
189 |
38 |
11 |
536 |
I told you I don’t want to be in this cheesy movie |
1.2520 |
0.03319 |
246 |
194 |
42 |
10 |
537 |
It's a rogue sharp. |
1.2520 |
0.03652 |
246 |
201 |
28 |
17 |
538 |
Prepare to cheese board! |
1.2520 |
0.03391 |
254 |
203 |
38 |
13 |
539 |
This is it men! The big one!! |
1.2519 |
0.03124 |
270 |
212 |
48 |
10 |
540 |
We're gonna need some bigger crackers |
1.2510 |
0.03368 |
251 |
200 |
39 |
12 |
541 |
Soon to be a stinking ship. |
1.2510 |
0.03223 |
251 |
197 |
45 |
9 |
542 |
I told you Switzerland has a navy. |
1.2510 |
0.03432 |
259 |
209 |
35 |
15 |
543 |
Be careful. Remember about 90% of it is under water. |
1.2510 |
0.03252 |
259 |
205 |
43 |
11 |
544 |
Look out! It’s sharp |
1.2510 |
0.03298 |
259 |
206 |
41 |
12 |
545 |
Charcuterists, Charge! |
1.2509 |
0.03188 |
267 |
211 |
45 |
11 |
546 |
It is either Switzerland or Wisconsin |
1.2509 |
0.03402 |
267 |
216 |
35 |
16 |
547 |
Had to go with the free range, didn't you, Jeff? |
1.2500 |
0.03483 |
204 |
159 |
39 |
6 |
548 |
Ordering through Grubhub has its advantages. |
1.2500 |
0.03380 |
244 |
194 |
39 |
11 |
549 |
And I was worried about hitting Iceberg lettuce! |
1.2500 |
0.03209 |
264 |
209 |
44 |
11 |
550 |
'Grate white!' |
1.2500 |
0.03430 |
244 |
195 |
37 |
12 |
551 |
Be careful boys it could be a Velveeta trojan horse. |
1.2500 |
0.03322 |
276 |
223 |
37 |
16 |
552 |
They say 90% of the calories are below the water. |
1.2500 |
0.03523 |
224 |
178 |
36 |
10 |
553 |
The Swiss aren’t usually this aggressive. |
1.2500 |
0.03232 |
272 |
217 |
42 |
13 |
554 |
Scars from their last battle shown plainly on the side of the great white beast, and it's aged smell hung heavy over the men, whose faces could not hide the pangs of indigestion wrought upon them from their previous nights foray. |
1.2500 |
0.03274 |
272 |
218 |
40 |
14 |
555 |
Where’s that damn big mouse from last week’s contest when you need him!? |
1.2500 |
0.03949 |
212 |
174 |
23 |
15 |
556 |
OMG! 90% is underwater! |
1.2492 |
0.03083 |
297 |
237 |
46 |
14 |
557 |
You can put down your weapons, men. The Swiss are neutral. |
1.2491 |
0.03247 |
285 |
230 |
39 |
16 |
558 |
I knew we should have brought the Swiss Army knife! |
1.2491 |
0.03304 |
273 |
220 |
38 |
15 |
559 |
No, I checked—there’s nothing in Moby Dick remotely like this. |
1.2490 |
0.03120 |
257 |
201 |
48 |
8 |
560 |
If there's another 90% underwater we can live like kings |
1.2490 |
0.03249 |
253 |
200 |
43 |
10 |
561 |
I smell a rat. |
1.2490 |
0.03233 |
249 |
195 |
44 |
9 |
562 |
Don't Attack It's Just The Swiss Navy |
1.2490 |
0.03380 |
249 |
199 |
38 |
12 |
563 |
Careful, it might be Limburger in disguise |
1.2490 |
0.03466 |
245 |
197 |
35 |
13 |
564 |
We need a bigger cutting board! |
1.2490 |
0.03354 |
241 |
191 |
40 |
10 |
565 |
Your map is wrong, that is not Switzerland! |
1.2489 |
0.03546 |
237 |
191 |
33 |
13 |
566 |
We have reached the Holy Land. |
1.2488 |
0.03639 |
213 |
170 |
33 |
10 |
567 |
Swiss? You ordered Swiss? |
1.2483 |
0.03092 |
290 |
231 |
46 |
13 |
568 |
Jarls-berg! |
1.2481 |
0.03344 |
258 |
207 |
38 |
13 |
569 |
False alarm. Wisconsin snorkeler. |
1.2480 |
0.03222 |
250 |
197 |
44 |
8 |
570 |
I don’t care if we’ve room only for a baby Swiss - we can’t pass up this Great White! |
1.2480 |
0.03462 |
250 |
202 |
34 |
14 |
571 |
Get me my Swiss Army knife! |
1.2479 |
0.03237 |
242 |
188 |
43 |
8 |
572 |
The Swiss are on to us! |
1.2479 |
0.03325 |
238 |
188 |
41 |
9 |
573 |
On your guard, it's artisanal. |
1.2478 |
0.03286 |
230 |
180 |
43 |
7 |
574 |
Sharkuterie,straight ahead! |
1.2477 |
0.03563 |
214 |
170 |
35 |
9 |
575 |
It’s probably going to be a bit salty. |
1.2473 |
0.03117 |
275 |
218 |
46 |
11 |
576 |
The Swiss aren’t famous for fighting, but let’s not push our luck. |
1.2470 |
0.03193 |
247 |
194 |
45 |
8 |
577 |
Thar she blows, Moldy-Dick! |
1.2469 |
0.03469 |
239 |
192 |
35 |
12 |
578 |
Weapons down, fellas, we’re in Swiss waters. |
1.2468 |
0.03661 |
235 |
192 |
28 |
15 |
579 |
The Swiss Navy vessel was no match for the Charcuterian cutter. |
1.2468 |
0.03508 |
235 |
189 |
34 |
12 |
580 |
Avast ye, Lads! Thar be the majestic sea muenster! |
1.2468 |
0.03496 |
231 |
185 |
35 |
11 |
581 |
Holey Moley! Perfect timing! The Swiss Navy is here! |
1.2467 |
0.03646 |
227 |
184 |
30 |
13 |
582 |
Careful, boys – these are charcuterie-infested waters! |
1.2466 |
0.03523 |
223 |
178 |
35 |
10 |
583 |
Making America grated again. |
1.2464 |
0.03356 |
280 |
229 |
33 |
18 |
584 |
Relax, it's just a cheeseberg. |
1.2464 |
0.03573 |
207 |
164 |
35 |
8 |
585 |
I thought we were supposed to bring home the bacon |
1.2462 |
0.03287 |
264 |
212 |
39 |
13 |
586 |
I didn't know the Swiss had a Navy |
1.2462 |
0.03320 |
260 |
209 |
38 |
13 |
587 |
The cheese floats alone! |
1.2462 |
0.03136 |
260 |
205 |
46 |
9 |
588 |
Can you blame me for thinking he said "monster"? |
1.2460 |
0.03391 |
252 |
203 |
36 |
13 |
589 |
Reel it in; Swiss neutrality is full of holes. |
1.2460 |
0.03232 |
248 |
196 |
43 |
9 |
590 |
It's him, lads -- Moldy Dick |
1.2459 |
0.03515 |
244 |
198 |
32 |
14 |
591 |
Relax. It's not an iceberg. It's a Jarlsberg. |
1.2459 |
0.03317 |
244 |
194 |
40 |
10 |
592 |
Hold on, boys. We need a Swiss Army knife for this one. |
1.2458 |
0.03597 |
236 |
192 |
30 |
14 |
593 |
Anyone who says, 'we're gonna need a bigger charcuterie board,' gets sliced. |
1.2458 |
0.03390 |
236 |
188 |
38 |
10 |
594 |
We're going to need a bigger cracker! |
1.2456 |
0.03684 |
228 |
186 |
28 |
14 |
595 |
We're gonna need a bigger plateau de fromages. |
1.2455 |
0.03730 |
224 |
183 |
27 |
14 |
596 |
I don't think it will attack. It's Swiss. |
1.2454 |
0.03253 |
273 |
220 |
39 |
14 |
597 |
Hmm, I smell a rat! |
1.2451 |
0.03389 |
257 |
208 |
35 |
14 |
598 |
She's the 'Emmentaler,' out of Switzerland. |
1.2450 |
0.03368 |
249 |
200 |
37 |
12 |
599 |
We must be nearing the coast of Wisconsin. Keep a sharp eye out for cheddar. |
1.2448 |
0.03236 |
241 |
189 |
43 |
8 |
600 |
Careful. It’s sharp. |
1.2445 |
0.03399 |
229 |
182 |
38 |
9 |
601 |
We must be near Wisconsin. A piece of it has broken off. |
1.2445 |
0.03399 |
229 |
182 |
38 |
9 |
602 |
It's Sharkuterie Week! |
1.2442 |
0.03697 |
217 |
176 |
29 |
12 |
603 |
Careful. It’s more afraid of us than we are of it. |
1.2442 |
0.03286 |
258 |
207 |
39 |
12 |
604 |
It's okay, the Swiss are neutral. |
1.2441 |
0.03413 |
254 |
206 |
34 |
14 |
605 |
If Dr. Oz wants crudites, then, by god, he's going to have crudites. |
1.2440 |
0.03670 |
209 |
168 |
31 |
10 |
606 |
I thought you said the Swiss didn't have a navy? |
1.2440 |
0.03356 |
250 |
201 |
37 |
12 |
607 |
Careful, it may be attached to the head of a Packer Fan. |
1.2439 |
0.03441 |
246 |
199 |
34 |
13 |
608 |
What a time to run out of wine! |
1.2439 |
0.03191 |
246 |
194 |
44 |
8 |
609 |
It's the Swiss Army. I'm guessing they've come for our knives. |
1.2439 |
0.03343 |
246 |
197 |
38 |
11 |
610 |
Be careful men. Nine tenths of a Jarlsberg is below the surface. |
1.2438 |
0.03170 |
242 |
190 |
45 |
7 |
611 |
THIS motherfucker! |
1.2437 |
0.04081 |
197 |
163 |
20 |
14 |
612 |
The Swiss are neutral, but it could be a Trojan Wedge. |
1.2436 |
0.03348 |
234 |
186 |
39 |
9 |
613 |
No matter how you slice it we're in trouble. |
1.2435 |
0.03385 |
230 |
183 |
38 |
9 |
614 |
Anyway you slice it fellas, it looks like a trap |
1.2434 |
0.03366 |
226 |
179 |
39 |
8 |
615 |
Never let the Costco sized cheese on board! |
1.2433 |
0.03151 |
263 |
209 |
44 |
10 |
616 |
Don't let this be the one that got a whey. |
1.2430 |
0.03344 |
251 |
202 |
37 |
12 |
617 |
We’re gonna need a bigger board. Oh, and maybe a bottle of red? |
1.2429 |
0.03661 |
247 |
205 |
24 |
18 |
618 |
We need to bring it in boys or no one will believe us. |
1.2428 |
0.03417 |
243 |
196 |
35 |
12 |
619 |
I'm not sure these utensils will cut it. We may need a Swiss Army knife. |
1.2427 |
0.03456 |
239 |
193 |
34 |
12 |
620 |
All we ever catch is cheese; maybe we should consider getting a fishing boat. |
1.2426 |
0.03816 |
202 |
164 |
27 |
11 |
621 |
I’ be wary of this one, floating despite all those holes! |
1.2423 |
0.03294 |
227 |
177 |
41 |
7 |
622 |
Wait! They're neutral. |
1.2422 |
0.03298 |
256 |
206 |
38 |
12 |
623 |
Lower your spear, Jenkins. It’s neutral. |
1.2422 |
0.03207 |
223 |
174 |
44 |
5 |
624 |
Wisconsin can't be far off! |
1.2419 |
0.03219 |
248 |
197 |
42 |
9 |
625 |
Thar she Bordeaux! |
1.2415 |
0.03435 |
265 |
218 |
30 |
17 |
626 |
Knives down, Men. It's obviously Swiss. Neutral country. |
1.2414 |
0.03207 |
261 |
209 |
41 |
11 |
627 |
We’re going to need a bigger boat. And possibly more crackers. |
1.2412 |
0.03509 |
228 |
184 |
33 |
11 |
628 |
Who cut the cheese? |
1.2411 |
0.03459 |
253 |
207 |
31 |
15 |
629 |
That ain't no whale; that a great white wedge |
1.2411 |
0.03436 |
224 |
179 |
36 |
9 |
630 |
... and that's just the tip of the Jarlsberg! |
1.2409 |
0.03313 |
274 |
224 |
34 |
16 |
631 |
Be careful, this one has a sharp bite. |
1.2408 |
0.03136 |
245 |
193 |
45 |
7 |
632 |
Quick, men! The Triscuit harpoon! |
1.2407 |
0.03456 |
216 |
172 |
36 |
8 |
633 |
Careful! 95% is below the waterline. |
1.2407 |
0.03480 |
241 |
196 |
32 |
13 |
634 |
We have the right of whey. |
1.2406 |
0.03498 |
212 |
169 |
35 |
8 |
635 |
Boarding party stand by ! |
1.2405 |
0.03331 |
262 |
213 |
35 |
14 |
636 |
Do we need Swiss if we already have Brie? |
1.2403 |
0.03509 |
233 |
189 |
32 |
12 |
637 |
Time to put the 'shark' in our 'cuterie'! |
1.2402 |
0.03440 |
229 |
184 |
35 |
10 |
638 |
Call me Noshmeal. |
1.2402 |
0.03603 |
229 |
187 |
29 |
13 |
639 |
Right after we avoided the iceberg lettuce. |
1.2400 |
0.03537 |
225 |
182 |
32 |
11 |
640 |
Don't worry..it's neutral |
1.2400 |
0.03244 |
225 |
177 |
42 |
6 |
641 |
Get your knives ready. It's the great white wedge. |
1.2394 |
0.03123 |
259 |
206 |
44 |
9 |
642 |
Don't worry -- it's neutral. |
1.2393 |
0.03222 |
234 |
185 |
42 |
7 |
643 |
After this, if we survive, we must find the Great White Wine." |
1.2387 |
0.03622 |
222 |
181 |
29 |
12 |
644 |
At last, the grate white cheese! |
1.2387 |
0.03565 |
222 |
179 |
30 |
11 |
645 |
Let it pass. We're seeking the great white cheddar. |
1.2387 |
0.03251 |
243 |
194 |
40 |
9 |
646 |
My wife always tells me not to go overboard with the cheeses. |
1.2387 |
0.03454 |
243 |
198 |
32 |
13 |
647 |
Shark-uterie! |
1.2383 |
0.03711 |
193 |
155 |
30 |
8 |
648 |
Looks like a Disney cruise. |
1.2383 |
0.03654 |
214 |
170 |
28 |
11 |
649 |
Don't worry. The cheese always stands alone. |
1.2383 |
0.03482 |
235 |
191 |
32 |
11 |
650 |
Don't let the holes fool you, men, it's a sharp cheddar. |
1.2379 |
0.03355 |
248 |
201 |
35 |
12 |
651 |
Easy lads, easy. She's a real muenster. |
1.2379 |
0.03219 |
227 |
179 |
42 |
6 |
652 |
Expect it to be salty. |
1.2379 |
0.03776 |
227 |
189 |
22 |
16 |
653 |
This will pair nicely with a white. |
1.2377 |
0.02929 |
265 |
208 |
51 |
6 |
654 |
Lunch at one o’clock, Capitan. |
1.2377 |
0.03239 |
244 |
195 |
40 |
9 |
655 |
See, I told you Wisconsin has the best lakes. |
1.2376 |
0.03530 |
202 |
161 |
34 |
7 |
656 |
Wait…First let me get a picture of it…
Say cheese |
1.2374 |
0.03535 |
219 |
177 |
32 |
10 |
657 |
Swiss? We really are in a recession! |
1.2374 |
0.03651 |
219 |
179 |
28 |
12 |
658 |
Nope. Fuck this,” Queequeg said, diving overboard with his coffin of brie |
1.2374 |
0.03668 |
257 |
216 |
19 |
21 |
659 |
We're gonna need a bigger Knife |
1.2372 |
0.03260 |
253 |
204 |
38 |
11 |
660 |
This is bad, we've been blown into Swiss waters! |
1.2370 |
0.03560 |
211 |
170 |
32 |
9 |
661 |
I always thought it was cheddar that overpowered a board |
1.2366 |
0.03302 |
224 |
178 |
39 |
7 |
662 |
Swiss? Lol. Well a bad day charcutering still beats a good day working.” |
1.2366 |
0.03536 |
224 |
181 |
31 |
11 |
663 |
You know, we should wait for a Brie |
1.2365 |
0.03314 |
241 |
194 |
37 |
10 |
664 |
Careful, it's a trick! There's no coast of Switzerland. |
1.2364 |
0.03263 |
258 |
209 |
37 |
12 |
665 |
Put down your weapons, the cheese is neutral! |
1.2364 |
0.03400 |
220 |
176 |
36 |
8 |
666 |
Don’t be fooled. It’s a Trojan Cheese. |
1.2364 |
0.03579 |
220 |
179 |
30 |
11 |
667 |
The Swiss Family Robinson knew they had finally discovered the perfect pairing for their charcuterie. |
1.2363 |
0.03241 |
237 |
189 |
40 |
8 |
668 |
Drop anchor until the wine arrives. |
1.2362 |
0.03051 |
254 |
201 |
46 |
7 |
669 |
We'll use all parts, even the rind -- lest we be remembered as uncouth. |
1.2362 |
0.03629 |
199 |
160 |
31 |
8 |
670 |
You're gonna need a bigger brie. |
1.2361 |
0.03563 |
216 |
174 |
31 |
10 |
671 |
There it is. The Big Cheese! |
1.2361 |
0.03502 |
216 |
174 |
33 |
9 |
672 |
I dunno. It ain't blubber but it's still high in cholesterol. |
1.2361 |
0.03102 |
233 |
183 |
45 |
5 |
673 |
That's no Swiss. That's a great white Gouda |
1.2360 |
0.03183 |
250 |
200 |
41 |
9 |
674 |
Remember, 2/3ds of it are under water. This is just the tip of the cheeseburg. |
1.2360 |
0.03379 |
250 |
204 |
33 |
13 |
675 |
Cheese Knife! Where the Hell’s the Harpoon? |
1.2358 |
0.03545 |
212 |
171 |
32 |
9 |
676 |
The Swiss Family Robinson must be nearby. |
1.2358 |
0.03350 |
212 |
168 |
37 |
6 |
677 |
I told you that taking that baby swiss was a bad idea. How about if we throw it back in? |
1.2358 |
0.03416 |
246 |
201 |
32 |
13 |
678 |
Change course. |
1.2356 |
0.03524 |
208 |
167 |
33 |
8 |
679 |
It’s a cheeseberg! |
1.2356 |
0.03633 |
225 |
185 |
27 |
13 |
680 |
This one looks like more than we can chew. |
1.2350 |
0.03149 |
234 |
185 |
43 |
6 |
681 |
Careful boys, it's the great white Swiss or my name isn't Ishmael. |
1.2350 |
0.03428 |
234 |
190 |
33 |
11 |
682 |
I think that it's safe. The Swiss are not known to be aggressive. |
1.2350 |
0.03374 |
234 |
189 |
35 |
10 |
683 |
Ok men! We've got the perfect weapons for this one... our Swiss Army knives! |
1.2350 |
0.03481 |
234 |
191 |
31 |
12 |
684 |
That's a big sharkuterie, we're gonna need a bigger boat. |
1.2348 |
0.03305 |
247 |
197 |
35 |
11 |
685 |
I said we needed to find some munster cheese, not monster cheese. |
1.2347 |
0.03713 |
213 |
175 |
26 |
12 |
686 |
Remember boys, we need to take it alive. |
1.2346 |
0.02963 |
243 |
190 |
49 |
4 |
687 |
It's going to ram us on the Port side. Grab the bottle, quick! |
1.2346 |
0.03441 |
243 |
199 |
31 |
13 |
688 |
Don't worry. This is only a semi-hard cheese to catch. |
1.2345 |
0.03394 |
226 |
182 |
35 |
9 |
689 |
I thought they decommissioned the USS Wisconsin. |
1.2344 |
0.03375 |
209 |
166 |
37 |
6 |
690 |
It’s not Swiss. It’s a Trojan Feta. |
1.2342 |
0.03250 |
222 |
176 |
40 |
6 |
691 |
Why are we attacking a neutral cheese? |
1.2340 |
0.03468 |
235 |
192 |
31 |
12 |
692 |
I think we're going to need a bigger charcuterie board. |
1.2338 |
0.03864 |
201 |
166 |
23 |
12 |
693 |
Not to worry...This platter is unsinkable! |
1.2338 |
0.03286 |
231 |
185 |
38 |
8 |
694 |
Remember,90% is under water |
1.2336 |
0.03515 |
214 |
173 |
32 |
9 |
695 |
I can’t believe the Swiss jumped overboard! |
1.2335 |
0.03438 |
227 |
184 |
33 |
10 |
696 |
The proportions are all wrong - that thing is gonna wreck our carefully crafted board! |
1.2333 |
0.03205 |
240 |
192 |
40 |
8 |
697 |
Careful...this can't be Gouda |
1.2333 |
0.03558 |
210 |
170 |
31 |
9 |
698 |
No need for knives! It’s a neutral cheese. |
1.2332 |
0.03199 |
253 |
204 |
39 |
10 |
699 |
Knives down, men.
They have no beef with us. |
1.2331 |
0.03239 |
236 |
189 |
39 |
8 |
700 |
No matter what happens, boys, I want history to remember the name SS Charcuterie! |
1.2330 |
0.03400 |
206 |
164 |
36 |
6 |
701 |
We must be approaching Switzerland. |
1.2329 |
0.03459 |
219 |
177 |
33 |
9 |
702 |
Oh no - I thought the Swiss were neutral! |
1.2328 |
0.03386 |
232 |
188 |
34 |
10 |
703 |
Thar she bleus! |
1.2327 |
0.03511 |
202 |
162 |
33 |
7 |
704 |
But where are the Robinsons? |
1.2326 |
0.03438 |
215 |
173 |
34 |
7 |
705 |
The Swiss will balance the Brie! |
1.2326 |
0.03009 |
258 |
205 |
46 |
7 |
706 |
After weeks at sea, the H.M.S. Charcurterie's prey was sighted. |
1.2324 |
0.03027 |
241 |
190 |
46 |
5 |
707 |
I’m getting ready for the mouse. |
1.2324 |
0.03403 |
241 |
197 |
32 |
12 |
708 |
If it hits us, we are going to have a lot of de-Brie floating around. |
1.2321 |
0.03521 |
224 |
183 |
30 |
11 |
709 |
You're in my Sharkuterie nightmare |
1.2321 |
0.03282 |
237 |
191 |
37 |
9 |
710 |
Let this one go. It has holes in it. |
1.2321 |
0.03227 |
237 |
190 |
39 |
8 |
711 |
I told you the boss would show up |
1.2320 |
0.03747 |
194 |
158 |
27 |
9 |
712 |
I hereby claim this discovery on behalf of real men everywhere who eat quiche! |
1.2318 |
0.03687 |
233 |
194 |
22 |
16 |
713 |
Does anyone have a Swiss Army knife? |
1.2317 |
0.03192 |
259 |
210 |
38 |
11 |
714 |
These Honey I Shrunk the Kids sequels are getting really weird. |
1.2315 |
0.03607 |
216 |
177 |
28 |
11 |
715 |
Early hunter-gathers from what is now the Hamptons. |
1.2315 |
0.03486 |
216 |
175 |
32 |
9 |
716 |
Nobody ever expects the Swiss Navy. |
1.2315 |
0.03295 |
216 |
172 |
38 |
6 |
717 |
Keep your crackers dry until I give the signal. |
1.2314 |
0.03296 |
229 |
184 |
37 |
8 |
718 |
We're going to need more ham! |
1.2314 |
0.03411 |
229 |
186 |
33 |
10 |
719 |
Alright boys, I want her thinly sliced, I'm craving a Ruben. |
1.2311 |
0.03215 |
238 |
191 |
39 |
8 |
720 |
"Did anyone remember to bring the crackers? |
1.2308 |
0.03431 |
221 |
179 |
33 |
9 |
721 |
I thought the Swiss were supposed to be neutral. |
1.2308 |
0.03699 |
208 |
171 |
26 |
11 |
722 |
Are you positive this cutting board is unsinkable? |
1.2308 |
0.03246 |
221 |
176 |
39 |
6 |
723 |
Now all we need is some iceberg lettuce. |
1.2308 |
0.03228 |
260 |
212 |
36 |
12 |
724 |
When I say 'cheese,' smile at it. Then, the knives. |
1.2308 |
0.03301 |
208 |
165 |
38 |
5 |
725 |
Aim for the eyes! |
1.2305 |
0.03327 |
243 |
198 |
34 |
11 |
726 |
Be careful ... it's extra sharp! |
1.2304 |
0.03507 |
230 |
189 |
29 |
12 |
727 |
From now on, you can call me Monterrey Jack Sparrow. |
1.2304 |
0.03555 |
191 |
151 |
32 |
6 |
728 |
At last… Colby Dick!! |
1.2301 |
0.03549 |
226 |
186 |
28 |
12 |
729 |
Are you sure we want this one? We already have some brie on board. |
1.2301 |
0.03137 |
226 |
179 |
42 |
5 |
730 |
Should we wait for the aged parmesan? |
1.2301 |
0.03260 |
226 |
181 |
38 |
7 |
731 |
Steady, boys—we’re in sharp infested waters. |
1.2300 |
0.03575 |
213 |
174 |
29 |
10 |
732 |
Wait...How close are we to France? |
1.2300 |
0.03594 |
200 |
161 |
29 |
8 |
733 |
Now, aren't you glad we dumped the baby carrots? |
1.2298 |
0.03426 |
248 |
205 |
29 |
14 |
734 |
For the men of the S.S. Antipasto, the adventure continued. |
1.2298 |
0.03292 |
235 |
190 |
36 |
9 |
735 |
HOLEY— |
1.2297 |
0.03476 |
222 |
181 |
31 |
10 |
736 |
No jokes about cutting the cheese this time. |
1.2297 |
0.03703 |
222 |
185 |
23 |
14 |
737 |
Avast! It's the great white cheddar! |
1.2294 |
0.03439 |
231 |
189 |
31 |
11 |
738 |
She's coming for her baby! |
1.2294 |
0.03577 |
218 |
179 |
28 |
11 |
739 |
Knives down—it's a neutral one. |
1.2294 |
0.03395 |
218 |
176 |
34 |
8 |
740 |
Shut up, James! It will fit. |
1.2293 |
0.03465 |
205 |
165 |
33 |
7 |
741 |
Once we get this Emmental on board, we head to the Mediterranean to hunt the prosciutto. |
1.2293 |
0.03667 |
205 |
168 |
27 |
10 |
742 |
Thar blows the biggest Packers fan! |
1.2293 |
0.03601 |
205 |
167 |
29 |
9 |
743 |
Careful guys. It may be a Trojan cheese. |
1.2292 |
0.03136 |
240 |
192 |
41 |
7 |
744 |
We forgot the Swiss Army Knife! |
1.2288 |
0.03492 |
236 |
195 |
28 |
13 |
745 |
This is not Gouda. |
1.2287 |
0.03663 |
188 |
152 |
29 |
7 |
746 |
'You're gonna need a bigger boat – it's a grated white' |
1.2287 |
0.03520 |
223 |
183 |
29 |
11 |
747 |
I've never seen the Swiss this hostile! |
1.2286 |
0.03410 |
210 |
168 |
34 |
7 |
748 |
The wedge! The wedge! |
1.2286 |
0.03476 |
210 |
170 |
32 |
8 |
749 |
At last...face to face with a great white charcuterie! |
1.2286 |
0.03342 |
210 |
168 |
36 |
6 |
750 |
Where are the baguettes? We were supposed to rendezvous here! |
1.2283 |
0.03125 |
254 |
205 |
40 |
9 |
751 |
This is ridiculous. Why would a landlocked country have a navy?! |
1.2283 |
0.03562 |
219 |
180 |
28 |
11 |
752 |
Pace yourself, lads, this is just the starter. |
1.2283 |
0.03503 |
219 |
179 |
30 |
10 |
753 |
As long as she's properly aged, she's welcome aboard. |
1.2283 |
0.03945 |
184 |
152 |
22 |
10 |
754 |
Jarlsburg at 1:00! |
1.2282 |
0.03310 |
206 |
164 |
37 |
5 |
755 |
Knives down. It’s an independent. |
1.2281 |
0.03234 |
228 |
181 |
38 |
7 |
756 |
Alright, guys. It’s been a good day. We have the chance to make it a great day! |
1.2278 |
0.03040 |
237 |
188 |
44 |
5 |
757 |
Unfortunately, I forgot the Swiss Army Knife. |
1.2275 |
0.03797 |
189 |
155 |
25 |
9 |
758 |
Did no one bring extra crackers? |
1.2275 |
0.03567 |
189 |
152 |
31 |
6 |
759 |
It's going to ram us. I thought the Swiss were neutral. |
1.2273 |
0.03367 |
220 |
178 |
34 |
8 |
760 |
In the name of King Charcuterie, halt and prepare to be boarded. |
1.2273 |
0.03305 |
220 |
177 |
36 |
7 |
761 |
Hey wait... let's try my Swiss army knife |
1.2271 |
0.03338 |
229 |
186 |
34 |
9 |
762 |
Why couldn't that giant mouse be in THIS cartoon. |
1.2271 |
0.03435 |
207 |
167 |
33 |
7 |
763 |
I have a feeling this one won’t put up a fight. |
1.2269 |
0.03003 |
216 |
169 |
45 |
2 |
764 |
Mild? Not so much! It's just the tip of the Jarlsberg! |
1.2269 |
0.03591 |
216 |
178 |
27 |
11 |
765 |
Look! We're entering Wisconsin. |
1.2268 |
0.03506 |
194 |
156 |
32 |
6 |
766 |
But I thought they were neutral ! |
1.2267 |
0.03376 |
225 |
183 |
33 |
9 |
767 |
I'm not sure it's worth rocking the cutting board. |
1.2266 |
0.03406 |
203 |
163 |
34 |
6 |
768 |
You're going to need a bigger boat. |
1.2264 |
0.03446 |
212 |
172 |
32 |
8 |
769 |
Wasn’t the Swiss supposed to be neutral? |
1.2264 |
0.03511 |
212 |
173 |
30 |
9 |
770 |
He says he's neutral. |
1.2263 |
0.03101 |
243 |
195 |
41 |
7 |
771 |
I would have preferred a great white cheddar, but this baby swiss will still give us one hell of a fight! |
1.2263 |
0.03313 |
243 |
198 |
33 |
11 |
772 |
Must be a Packers fan |
1.2262 |
0.03648 |
221 |
184 |
23 |
13 |
773 |
Thar she Asiagos! |
1.2260 |
0.03488 |
208 |
168 |
31 |
8 |
774 |
What luck! A piece of the moon has fallen! |
1.2260 |
0.03619 |
208 |
171 |
27 |
10 |
775 |
Men, knives down! The Swiss are neutral |
1.2259 |
0.03349 |
239 |
196 |
32 |
11 |
776 |
"But at what cost? |
1.2258 |
0.03455 |
217 |
177 |
31 |
9 |
777 |
Well, it doesn't look neutral to me. |
1.2254 |
0.03249 |
244 |
199 |
35 |
10 |
778 |
I thought the Swiss cheeses were neutral. |
1.2252 |
0.03633 |
222 |
185 |
24 |
13 |
779 |
Not to seem pretentious, but my forked-tipped spear, or pronged cheese knife if you will, is proper for the occasion. |
1.2248 |
0.03440 |
218 |
178 |
31 |
9 |
780 |
It's not worth it! That's store brand. |
1.2247 |
0.03695 |
178 |
144 |
28 |
6 |
781 |
Oh boy, there's gotta be a giant mouse nearby. |
1.2247 |
0.03231 |
227 |
183 |
37 |
7 |
782 |
Let's get it. That's the white Wisconsin that took my leg. |
1.2247 |
0.03290 |
227 |
184 |
35 |
8 |
783 |
Swiss Cheese often overwhelms the Charcuterie. |
1.2245 |
0.03621 |
196 |
160 |
28 |
8 |
784 |
I’m pretty sure those aren’t its blow-holes, Stan. |
1.2244 |
0.03447 |
205 |
166 |
32 |
7 |
785 |
Ready, aim, slice! |
1.2244 |
0.03232 |
205 |
163 |
38 |
4 |
786 |
Check the expiration date. |
1.2244 |
0.03305 |
205 |
164 |
36 |
5 |
787 |
Be careful. That one has a bite to it. |
1.2244 |
0.03377 |
205 |
165 |
34 |
6 |
788 |
Cheesus! |
1.2243 |
0.03481 |
214 |
175 |
30 |
9 |
789 |
It's gonna be semi-hard but let's try to get it aboard. |
1.2243 |
0.03417 |
214 |
174 |
32 |
8 |
790 |
Remember, one inch cubes and work fast. |
1.2243 |
0.03219 |
214 |
171 |
38 |
5 |
791 |
I think we’re gonna need a bigger knife. |
1.2243 |
0.03219 |
214 |
171 |
38 |
5 |
792 |
It’s from Costco boys — let’s see if the Navy can handle it. |
1.2242 |
0.03265 |
223 |
180 |
36 |
7 |
793 |
It's likely a neutral flavor. |
1.2242 |
0.03139 |
223 |
178 |
40 |
5 |
794 |
Steady mates, it's the great white Swiss! |
1.2242 |
0.03387 |
223 |
182 |
32 |
9 |
795 |
Our C.A.R.E. package from Wisconsin is finally here. |
1.2242 |
0.03387 |
223 |
182 |
32 |
9 |
796 |
Let's wait for one we can't pronounce. |
1.2240 |
0.03517 |
192 |
155 |
31 |
6 |
797 |
Prepare to be cheese boarded |
1.2238 |
0.03650 |
210 |
174 |
25 |
11 |
798 |
Careful, it's just the tip. |
1.2237 |
0.03237 |
219 |
176 |
37 |
6 |
799 |
Be careful! It is a sharp Swiss. |
1.2237 |
0.03336 |
228 |
186 |
33 |
9 |
800 |
I think we're going to need a bigger ham. |
1.2237 |
0.03393 |
228 |
187 |
31 |
10 |
801 |
We are all going to cut the cheese. |
1.2233 |
0.03633 |
206 |
170 |
26 |
10 |
802 |
This is it, men. The one we've been looking for. The Great White Wedge. |
1.2233 |
0.03339 |
215 |
174 |
34 |
7 |
803 |
We're gonna need a bigger raft... |
1.2233 |
0.03206 |
215 |
172 |
38 |
5 |
804 |
This one may be hard to get on board. |
1.2233 |
0.03273 |
215 |
173 |
36 |
6 |
805 |
Careful men, that's just the tip of the Limburger |
1.2233 |
0.03339 |
215 |
174 |
34 |
7 |
806 |
So are we all going to cut the cheese? |
1.2232 |
0.03432 |
224 |
184 |
30 |
10 |
807 |
I was expecting camembert. |
1.2232 |
0.03373 |
224 |
183 |
32 |
9 |
808 |
Steady lads... it's rare to see the Mighty Morbier in these waters. |
1.2232 |
0.02992 |
233 |
185 |
44 |
4 |
809 |
We’re going to need a bigger cutting board. |
1.2231 |
0.03259 |
242 |
198 |
34 |
10 |
810 |
Beware. It could be a trap. |
1.2228 |
0.03526 |
184 |
148 |
31 |
5 |
811 |
Neutral, my ass. Don’t forget, ninety percent of it is below the waterline. |
1.2228 |
0.03652 |
193 |
158 |
27 |
8 |
812 |
And you didn't believe there were sea muensters! |
1.2228 |
0.03253 |
202 |
161 |
37 |
4 |
813 |
Surely, one of us MUST have a Swiss army knife! |
1.2227 |
0.03377 |
211 |
171 |
33 |
7 |
814 |
Wow! We don’t usually see a Jarlsberg this far south! |
1.2227 |
0.03309 |
211 |
170 |
35 |
6 |
815 |
We’ve never had waves buffet us like this. |
1.2227 |
0.03590 |
220 |
183 |
25 |
12 |
816 |
Guys—our holy grail. |
1.2227 |
0.03412 |
220 |
180 |
31 |
9 |
817 |
Don't shoot til we see what's pushing the cheese. |
1.2227 |
0.03071 |
238 |
191 |
41 |
6 |
818 |
I think we can drop anchor. It’s neutral territory. |
1.2222 |
0.03130 |
198 |
156 |
40 |
2 |
819 |
We should've docked back at the asiago. |
1.2222 |
0.03211 |
198 |
157 |
38 |
3 |
820 |
It says it's neutral... |
1.2222 |
0.03417 |
207 |
168 |
32 |
7 |
821 |
It’s happening, boys, sharkuterie! |
1.2222 |
0.03551 |
207 |
170 |
28 |
9 |
822 |
Ahoy! 'Tis the Great White Cheese! |
1.2222 |
0.03485 |
207 |
169 |
30 |
8 |
823 |
We came all this way for Jarlsberg? |
1.2222 |
0.03055 |
216 |
171 |
42 |
3 |
824 |
It's okay, it's
"It's okay, it's Swiss; it's neutral." |
1.2222 |
0.03659 |
198 |
163 |
26 |
9 |
825 |
Remember, what you see is only the tip of the Jarlsberg . . . |
1.2222 |
0.03617 |
207 |
170 |
26 |
10 |
826 |
Now all we need is a floating bottle of wine. |
1.2222 |
0.03417 |
207 |
168 |
32 |
7 |
827 |
All this for Swiss?! |
1.2222 |
0.03418 |
225 |
185 |
30 |
10 |
828 |
It’s coming for the brie! |
1.2217 |
0.03252 |
230 |
187 |
35 |
8 |
829 |
It's a trap!!! |
1.2217 |
0.03477 |
230 |
191 |
27 |
12 |
830 |
Knives down! They're neutral! |
1.2217 |
0.03517 |
221 |
183 |
27 |
11 |
831 |
We'll never get to the main course! |
1.2217 |
0.03080 |
221 |
176 |
41 |
4 |
832 |
Let him pass. It's meat we seek. |
1.2217 |
0.03211 |
221 |
178 |
37 |
6 |
833 |
When all you have is Brie, everything looks Gouda. |
1.2217 |
0.03363 |
212 |
172 |
33 |
7 |
834 |
Cheeseberg, right ahead. |
1.2217 |
0.03458 |
203 |
165 |
31 |
7 |
835 |
If we're not careful, it could overpower the Brie. |
1.2217 |
0.03663 |
203 |
168 |
25 |
10 |
836 |
Damn the prosciutto, full speed ahead! |
1.2216 |
0.03849 |
194 |
162 |
21 |
11 |
837 |
Well of course it's heading right at us...they never pick sides. |
1.2216 |
0.03708 |
194 |
160 |
25 |
9 |
838 |
We’ll have to let this one go. It’s neutral. |
1.2216 |
0.03561 |
194 |
158 |
29 |
7 |
839 |
I say we let it go unless a nice shallot jam comes bobbing along. |
1.2216 |
0.03795 |
176 |
144 |
25 |
7 |
840 |
Swiss neutrality be damned! |
1.2213 |
0.03261 |
235 |
192 |
34 |
9 |
841 |
Buckle up boys, for a Nantucket wheyride. |
1.2213 |
0.03317 |
235 |
193 |
32 |
10 |
842 |
Just keep slicing 'til the cracker arrives. |
1.2212 |
0.03042 |
217 |
172 |
42 |
3 |
843 |
All I'm gonna say is ... we need a bigger board |
1.2212 |
0.03190 |
208 |
166 |
38 |
4 |
844 |
I thought the Swiss were neutral! |
1.2208 |
0.03180 |
231 |
187 |
37 |
7 |
845 |
The big question is, can we get it a board |
1.2208 |
0.03353 |
231 |
190 |
31 |
10 |
846 |
We're in luck, its a Jarles-berg |
1.2207 |
0.03348 |
213 |
173 |
33 |
7 |
847 |
Someone’s been doing target practice. |
1.2207 |
0.03541 |
213 |
176 |
27 |
10 |
848 |
This can only happen on Lake Michigan |
1.2207 |
0.03414 |
213 |
174 |
31 |
8 |
849 |
Woah! I think we needed to bring bigger crackers! |
1.2207 |
0.03282 |
213 |
172 |
35 |
6 |
850 |
We're just following hors d'oeuvres! |
1.2206 |
0.03580 |
204 |
168 |
27 |
9 |
851 |
No matter how we slice it, NATO will call us the aggressor. |
1.2206 |
0.03512 |
204 |
167 |
29 |
8 |
852 |
Careful, men. By my calculations there are seven just like it nearby. |
1.2205 |
0.03544 |
195 |
159 |
29 |
7 |
853 |
Make way, fellas. Man does not live by brie alone! |
1.2204 |
0.03810 |
186 |
154 |
23 |
9 |
854 |
Thar cheese blows! |
1.2203 |
0.03358 |
236 |
195 |
30 |
11 |
855 |
Looks like the Swiss Navy. Maybe they can give us a tow. |
1.2203 |
0.03333 |
227 |
186 |
32 |
9 |
856 |
Where do you think Cheesebergers come from? |
1.2202 |
0.03297 |
218 |
177 |
34 |
7 |
857 |
Remember men, not too big a slice or we'll overwhelm the brie. |
1.2202 |
0.03361 |
218 |
178 |
32 |
8 |
858 |
It’s a long way from Green Bay. |
1.2202 |
0.03361 |
218 |
178 |
32 |
8 |
859 |
I won’t rest until I find the great white baguette. |
1.2201 |
0.03319 |
209 |
169 |
34 |
6 |
860 |
Ours is not to reason why; ours is to fondue or die. |
1.2200 |
0.03762 |
200 |
167 |
22 |
11 |
861 |
Emmentaler off the starboard bow! |
1.2200 |
0.03337 |
200 |
161 |
34 |
5 |
862 |
Quick. Get me some ham and rye! |
1.2199 |
0.03512 |
191 |
155 |
30 |
6 |
863 |
Let's not bite off more that we can chew. |
1.2197 |
0.03056 |
223 |
178 |
41 |
4 |
864 |
I didn't know the Swiss had any subs. |
1.2196 |
0.03526 |
214 |
177 |
27 |
10 |
865 |
If we do this, the Swiss may consider it an act of war. |
1.2196 |
0.03463 |
214 |
176 |
29 |
9 |
866 |
Stop brandishing your knife, Pierre. It's the Swiss. |
1.2195 |
0.03285 |
205 |
164 |
35 |
5 |
867 |
We're gonna' need a bigger charcuterie. |
1.2194 |
0.03528 |
196 |
160 |
29 |
7 |
868 |
If only we had the fondue pot. |
1.2194 |
0.03453 |
196 |
159 |
31 |
6 |
869 |
You're gonna need a bigger party platter... |
1.2194 |
0.03453 |
196 |
159 |
31 |
6 |
870 |
I told you we should've rationed our Lactaid." |
1.2194 |
0.03813 |
196 |
164 |
21 |
11 |
871 |
I thought the Swiss were staying neutral. |
1.2193 |
0.03201 |
228 |
185 |
36 |
7 |
872 |
Men, this is big. No holding back. It's time to cut the cheese. |
1.2192 |
0.03347 |
219 |
179 |
32 |
8 |
873 |
Careful, Men. It's the Roger Federer of cheeses. |
1.2192 |
0.03409 |
219 |
180 |
30 |
9 |
874 |
Well, I guess it's fondue or die time. |
1.2191 |
0.03671 |
178 |
145 |
27 |
6 |
875 |
Full cheese ahead... |
1.2189 |
0.03506 |
169 |
135 |
31 |
3 |
876 |
We should have brought that Rat from last weeks contest |
1.2189 |
0.03396 |
201 |
163 |
32 |
6 |
877 |
Let it pass, me mateys—it’s domestic! |
1.2186 |
0.03385 |
215 |
176 |
31 |
7 |
878 |
Try not to get near the blowholes" |
1.2186 |
0.03187 |
215 |
173 |
37 |
5 |
879 |
Only in America would the portions be this big |
1.2186 |
0.03604 |
183 |
149 |
28 |
6 |
880 |
Fire the almonds!!!! |
1.2186 |
0.03345 |
183 |
145 |
34 |
3 |
881 |
See? I told you Swiss would throw off the balance of flavors on this charcuterie board. |
1.2185 |
0.03169 |
238 |
194 |
36 |
8 |
882 |
Let’s keep searching for the white cheddar. |
1.2184 |
0.03197 |
206 |
165 |
37 |
4 |
883 |
Switzerland DOES have a navy. |
1.2184 |
0.03342 |
206 |
167 |
33 |
6 |
884 |
Don't aim for the holes! |
1.2184 |
0.03270 |
206 |
163 |
35 |
5 |
885 |
Don’t be fooled if it claims neutrality. |
1.2183 |
0.03585 |
197 |
162 |
27 |
8 |
886 |
Come broadside and we'll cheese board her, mates! |
1.2183 |
0.03283 |
197 |
158 |
35 |
4 |
887 |
Not to worry. It's Swiss. They're neutral. |
1.2182 |
0.03515 |
220 |
183 |
26 |
11 |
888 |
We’ll just come back in a few years for the fondue. |
1.2182 |
0.03395 |
220 |
181 |
30 |
9 |
889 |
Don't attack unless it tries to board. |
1.2182 |
0.03333 |
220 |
180 |
32 |
8 |
890 |
Best served on a tectonic plate. |
1.2180 |
0.03290 |
211 |
171 |
34 |
6 |
891 |
I say we wait for a gouda. |
1.2178 |
0.03524 |
202 |
166 |
28 |
8 |
892 |
And they said climate change wouldn't get to Wisconsin. |
1.2178 |
0.03593 |
202 |
167 |
26 |
9 |
893 |
Next stop south to Italy for the provolone. |
1.2178 |
0.03593 |
202 |
167 |
26 |
9 |
894 |
Slice her as she passes, keep your crackers dry, and though our lives be shallow, a Happy Hour awaits. |
1.2176 |
0.03705 |
193 |
160 |
24 |
9 |
895 |
No question -- it's a cheeseberg |
1.2176 |
0.03371 |
216 |
176 |
31 |
8 |
896 |
No, no, we have cheese. Wait for the wine! |
1.2176 |
0.03307 |
216 |
176 |
33 |
7 |
897 |
These will not do it. We need a Swiss Army knife. |
1.2176 |
0.03320 |
239 |
198 |
30 |
11 |
898 |
It seems an indication that we are in Neutral Waters. |
1.2174 |
0.03256 |
207 |
167 |
35 |
5 |
899 |
Sorry men. Still no cheddar |
1.2174 |
0.03145 |
184 |
145 |
38 |
1 |
900 |
'Survivor' has gotten weird since it moved to the Food Network. |
1.2172 |
0.03845 |
198 |
167 |
19 |
12 |
901 |
Let it go. I'm already constipated. |
1.2171 |
0.03426 |
175 |
140 |
32 |
3 |
902 |
Remember don’t cut the cheese |
1.2170 |
0.03073 |
235 |
190 |
39 |
6 |
903 |
Dang! And all we've got are fruit knives! |
1.2170 |
0.03207 |
212 |
171 |
36 |
5 |
904 |
The party is over. It's a sea Muenster. |
1.2170 |
0.03344 |
212 |
173 |
32 |
7 |
905 |
I think its a Trojan mouse. |
1.2169 |
0.03523 |
189 |
154 |
28 |
6 |
906 |
Wait, it's a decoy from France. |
1.2167 |
0.03438 |
203 |
166 |
30 |
7 |
907 |
I told you they'd be here. The Swiss are always on time |
1.2167 |
0.03718 |
180 |
148 |
25 |
7 |
908 |
You forgot the crackers? |
1.2167 |
0.03801 |
180 |
149 |
23 |
8 |
909 |
Careful, it could be a trap! |
1.2166 |
0.03293 |
217 |
177 |
33 |
7 |
910 |
Batten down the crackers! |
1.2164 |
0.03470 |
171 |
137 |
31 |
3 |
911 |
Assertive perhaps but I wouldn’t say aggressive. |
1.2162 |
0.03485 |
185 |
150 |
30 |
5 |
912 |
Brace yourselves, men, and...well...say cheese! |
1.2162 |
0.03244 |
222 |
181 |
33 |
7 |
913 |
Coming up on Charc Week |
1.2162 |
0.03244 |
222 |
181 |
34 |
7 |
914 |
I told you someone moved my cheese. |
1.2161 |
0.03331 |
199 |
161 |
33 |
5 |
915 |
Those are the strangest portholes I've ever seen. |
1.2160 |
0.03194 |
213 |
172 |
36 |
5 |
916 |
“We’re gonna need a bigger cheese board.” |
1.2158 |
0.03344 |
190 |
153 |
33 |
4 |
917 |
Steady now, lads, this leviathan will keep Nantucket in charcuterie for months. |
1.2158 |
0.03426 |
190 |
154 |
31 |
5 |
918 |
We must be close to the megayacht! |
1.2158 |
0.03426 |
190 |
154 |
31 |
5 |
919 |
We must have drifted into the Swiss Triangle |
1.2157 |
0.03561 |
204 |
169 |
26 |
9 |
920 |
That may be Swiss, but it's definitely not neutral |
1.2157 |
0.03351 |
204 |
166 |
32 |
6 |
921 |
I told you these cheese knives would come in handy some day. |
1.2157 |
0.03423 |
204 |
167 |
30 |
7 |
922 |
Cheese,Louise! |
1.2156 |
0.03406 |
218 |
180 |
29 |
9 |
923 |
Best. Picnic. Ever. |
1.2156 |
0.03214 |
218 |
177 |
35 |
6 |
924 |
One last battle and we’ll never go hungry again! |
1.2156 |
0.03080 |
218 |
175 |
39 |
4 |
925 |
Be on guard, men. The crackers may surface any second now. |
1.2155 |
0.03700 |
181 |
149 |
25 |
7 |
926 |
wait till you see the rat! |
1.2154 |
0.03447 |
195 |
159 |
30 |
5 |
927 |
After this one, I am done with Charcuterie boards. |
1.2154 |
0.03523 |
195 |
160 |
28 |
7 |
928 |
I'll die before I let any swiss on this board. |
1.2150 |
0.03675 |
200 |
167 |
23 |
10 |
929 |
Wild-caught is worth the effort. |
1.2150 |
0.03536 |
200 |
165 |
27 |
8 |
930 |
We've found the Swiss. |
1.2150 |
0.03181 |
214 |
173 |
36 |
5 |
931 |
Charc! Charc! |
1.2147 |
0.03576 |
177 |
144 |
28 |
5 |
932 |
Man the olives, it's a limburger! |
1.2147 |
0.03490 |
191 |
156 |
29 |
6 |
933 |
Quint,we’re gonna need a bigger charcuterie board! |
1.2146 |
0.03264 |
205 |
166 |
34 |
5 |
934 |
Throttle back now, this is the great white swiss we’ve been looking for! |
1.2146 |
0.03545 |
205 |
170 |
26 |
9 |
935 |
Wait... aren't the Swiss neutral? |
1.2146 |
0.03264 |
205 |
166 |
34 |
5 |
936 |
Not my favorite but we need the kill |
1.2146 |
0.03190 |
205 |
165 |
36 |
4 |
937 |
Moby Dickcheese |
1.2143 |
0.03507 |
196 |
161 |
28 |
7 |
938 |
It was originally occupied by The Swiss Family Robinson. |
1.2140 |
0.03431 |
215 |
178 |
28 |
9 |
939 |
Should we? I'm not sure. We're in a Gruyere area here. |
1.2140 |
0.03431 |
215 |
178 |
28 |
9 |
940 |
After I harpoon this Swiss cheese, our crudite board will be the finest on land or sea! |
1.2140 |
0.03302 |
215 |
176 |
31 |
7 |
941 |
I hate to tell you---the odds are it's a mirage. |
1.2139 |
0.03520 |
201 |
166 |
27 |
8 |
942 |
There's always one big cheese who thinks he's cut above the rest of the board. |
1.2139 |
0.03658 |
201 |
168 |
23 |
10 |
943 |
From hell's heart, I sample thee! |
1.2139 |
0.03615 |
187 |
154 |
26 |
7 |
944 |
look a piece of the moon! |
1.2136 |
0.03462 |
206 |
170 |
28 |
8 |
945 |
We've shot it so full of holes, it's ready to surrender. Let's board. |
1.2135 |
0.03394 |
192 |
156 |
31 |
5 |
946 |
Breathe easy, guys. I hear it’s not very sharp. |
1.2135 |
0.03394 |
192 |
156 |
31 |
5 |
947 |
That she be lads! Ready the quince paste! |
1.2135 |
0.03646 |
178 |
146 |
26 |
6 |
948 |
My Gouda, I don't trust the Swiss. |
1.2133 |
0.03205 |
225 |
184 |
34 |
7 |
949 |
Yo, ho, ho, and a bottle of Zin. |
1.2132 |
0.03180 |
197 |
158 |
36 |
3 |
950 |
JAARRRLSBERG! |
1.2132 |
0.03416 |
197 |
161 |
30 |
6 |
951 |
We're OK, it's from a neutral country |
1.2130 |
0.03222 |
216 |
176 |
34 |
6 |
952 |
Hold steady men. It’s the Swiss! |
1.2130 |
0.03353 |
216 |
178 |
30 |
8 |
953 |
Hey guys, it might be a trojan cheese! |
1.2129 |
0.03433 |
202 |
166 |
29 |
7 |
954 |
Hold tight, the part you can see is just the tip of the cheeseberg... |
1.2128 |
0.03352 |
188 |
152 |
32 |
4 |
955 |
"So....didn't ANY of us read the fine print?" |
1.2128 |
0.03675 |
188 |
156 |
24 |
8 |
956 |
Well this is a cheesy dilemma |
1.2127 |
0.03302 |
221 |
182 |
31 |
8 |
957 |
Which one of us is the cheese whiz? |
1.2126 |
0.03162 |
207 |
167 |
36 |
4 |
958 |
Don’t worry, the cheese is neutral. |
1.2126 |
0.03307 |
207 |
169 |
32 |
6 |
959 |
It's obviously attacking.... but I thought Swiss were neutral. |
1.2126 |
0.03162 |
207 |
167 |
36 |
4 |
960 |
You're gonna need a bigger fondue pot. |
1.2126 |
0.03514 |
207 |
172 |
26 |
9 |
961 |
Anyone on board lactose intolerant?" |
1.2123 |
0.03628 |
179 |
147 |
26 |
6 |
962 |
After all those years, they had finally spotted their Loch Ness Muenster. |
1.2123 |
0.03628 |
179 |
147 |
26 |
6 |
963 |
Permission to come on board ? |
1.2121 |
0.03264 |
231 |
191 |
31 |
9 |
964 |
Oh no! It's the Brie-muda Triangle! |
1.2118 |
0.03488 |
203 |
168 |
27 |
8 |
965 |
I guess the cheese really does stand alone. |
1.2118 |
0.03417 |
203 |
167 |
29 |
7 |
966 |
En Garde, the Swiss are attacking |
1.2118 |
0.03749 |
170 |
140 |
24 |
6 |
967 |
Jarlsburg ahead!! |
1.2116 |
0.03580 |
189 |
156 |
26 |
7 |
968 |
I say we drop the knives and welcome welcome it aboard. |
1.2115 |
0.03363 |
208 |
171 |
30 |
7 |
969 |
The Charcuterie Bandits readied their cheese knives as their prey unwittingly drifted closer. |
1.2115 |
0.03692 |
208 |
176 |
20 |
12 |
970 |
You’ve crossed the line now, dairy product. |
1.2115 |
0.03404 |
156 |
124 |
31 |
1 |
971 |
It's coming around again! So much for being neutral. |
1.2115 |
0.03860 |
156 |
128 |
23 |
5 |
972 |
We're going to need a bigger cheese plate. |
1.2113 |
0.03243 |
213 |
174 |
33 |
6 |
973 |
It's the holey grail! |
1.2113 |
0.03377 |
213 |
176 |
29 |
8 |
974 |
I'm feeling worse and worse about eating Ned. |
1.2111 |
0.03778 |
180 |
150 |
22 |
8 |
975 |
Wait! We were told there would be ham and rye bread escorts. |
1.2111 |
0.03231 |
199 |
161 |
34 |
4 |
976 |
But we don’t have any crackers! |
1.2111 |
0.03459 |
199 |
164 |
28 |
7 |
977 |
Be careful. The Swiss may not like our knives. |
1.2111 |
0.03385 |
199 |
163 |
30 |
6 |
978 |
Curdish refugees. |
1.2108 |
0.03898 |
166 |
138 |
21 |
7 |
979 |
I think we're gonna need a bigger cutting board |
1.2108 |
0.03541 |
204 |
170 |
25 |
9 |
980 |
It would be an embarrassment of riches but we can try. |
1.2108 |
0.03213 |
223 |
182 |
33 |
7 |
981 |
Careful! It looks wounded. |
1.2105 |
0.03320 |
190 |
154 |
32 |
4 |
982 |
Careful…it still has that army knife. |
1.2105 |
0.03403 |
190 |
155 |
30 |
5 |
983 |
It's Swiss, so I don't think it is hostile. |
1.2100 |
0.03247 |
219 |
180 |
32 |
7 |
984 |
Be careful. Most of it is underwater. |
1.2100 |
0.03369 |
200 |
164 |
30 |
6 |
985 |
Another Big Cheese sent to take over our Board |
1.2100 |
0.03856 |
200 |
171 |
16 |
13 |
986 |
This rewriting of the classics has gone too far. |
1.2099 |
0.03591 |
181 |
149 |
26 |
6 |
987 |
Is that jetsam or flotsam? |
1.2099 |
0.03591 |
181 |
149 |
26 |
6 |
988 |
Why are we battling them? They're supposed to be neutral. |
1.2098 |
0.03200 |
224 |
184 |
33 |
7 |
989 |
Ishmael, call me a fool, but I think our knives will go right through. |
1.2097 |
0.03359 |
186 |
151 |
31 |
4 |
990 |
It’s okay: Swiss are neutral. |
1.2097 |
0.03609 |
186 |
154 |
25 |
7 |
991 |
Remember, only a slice, we don’t want it to overpower us…. |
1.2097 |
0.03689 |
186 |
155 |
23 |
8 |
992 |
Just another day out here on the high cheese… |
1.2097 |
0.03528 |
186 |
153 |
27 |
6 |
993 |
Jarlsberg off the charcuterie board bow! |
1.2097 |
0.03359 |
186 |
151 |
31 |
4 |
994 |
The Old Man and the Brie |
1.2095 |
0.03468 |
210 |
175 |
26 |
9 |
995 |
A great catch. Kind of puts the ‘shark’ in charcuterie. |
1.2095 |
0.03401 |
210 |
174 |
28 |
8 |
996 |
Everyone on board with the plan? |
1.2094 |
0.03623 |
191 |
159 |
24 |
8 |
997 |
Oh aye, it’s the Big Cheese alright! |
1.2093 |
0.03216 |
215 |
176 |
33 |
6 |
998 |
What if it's a submarine?!? |
1.2093 |
0.03521 |
172 |
140 |
28 |
4 |
999 |
Be careful boarding, I lost a leg in one of those holes. |
1.2093 |
0.03216 |
215 |
176 |
33 |
6 |
1000 |
This had better be GOUDA! |
1.2093 |
0.03413 |
215 |
179 |
27 |
9 |
1001 |
Steady boys, this one's a real muenster |
1.2093 |
0.03616 |
172 |
141 |
26 |
5 |
1002 |
On the Gouda ship Lollipop. |
1.2092 |
0.03559 |
196 |
163 |
25 |
8 |
1003 |
Which Blowhole Captain? |
1.2090 |
0.03812 |
177 |
148 |
21 |
8 |
1004 |
Hold on -- I think it's the USS Big Cheese, but my information may be full of holes! |
1.2090 |
0.03459 |
177 |
144 |
29 |
4 |
1005 |
Be careful,it might be Jarlsberg in disguise. |
1.2090 |
0.03499 |
201 |
167 |
26 |
8 |
1006 |
Hold it, this one is neutral! |
1.2090 |
0.03279 |
201 |
163 |
32 |
5 |
1007 |
Uh-oh, it's coming straight for us. We're gonna need a lot bigger cheese board. |
1.2089 |
0.04021 |
158 |
132 |
19 |
7 |
1008 |
Stand down, men, it's declared neutrality. |
1.2088 |
0.03573 |
182 |
150 |
26 |
6 |
1009 |
We fight come hell or high cholesterol. |
1.2087 |
0.03301 |
206 |
169 |
31 |
6 |
1010 |
Just remember, its defenses are full of holes. |
1.2085 |
0.03319 |
211 |
174 |
30 |
7 |
1011 |
Finally,charcuterie |
1.2083 |
0.03451 |
192 |
158 |
28 |
6 |
1012 |
Apparently the Swiss got here first. |
1.2083 |
0.03529 |
192 |
159 |
26 |
7 |
1013 |
If it sinks us, the only thing left will be de-Brie! |
1.2083 |
0.03856 |
168 |
140 |
21 |
7 |
1014 |
Be careful, that Swiss cheese is really sharp! |
1.2081 |
0.03237 |
197 |
160 |
33 |
4 |
1015 |
Any way you slice it, we're sunk. |
1.2081 |
0.03953 |
173 |
146 |
18 |
9 |
1016 |
That's no Baby Swiss! |
1.2081 |
0.03690 |
173 |
143 |
24 |
6 |
1017 |
Trust me, it will look more neutral after we slice it. |
1.2079 |
0.03339 |
202 |
166 |
30 |
6 |
1018 |
I told you not to sell the Harpoon. |
1.2079 |
0.03441 |
178 |
145 |
29 |
4 |
1019 |
Let's put down the weapons, boys. This is a job for fondue. |
1.2079 |
0.03532 |
178 |
146 |
27 |
5 |
1020 |
Look it’s Colby Dick! |
1.2078 |
0.03873 |
154 |
127 |
22 |
5 |
1021 |
You're gonna need a bigger red with hints of stone fruit. |
1.2077 |
0.03639 |
183 |
152 |
24 |
7 |
1022 |
We’re gonna need a bigger charcuterie board. |
1.2075 |
0.03438 |
212 |
177 |
26 |
9 |
1023 |
Call me Babybel. |
1.2075 |
0.03167 |
212 |
173 |
33 |
5 |
1024 |
Approach slowly. Remember what we can see is only the tip of the cheeseburg. |
1.2074 |
0.03446 |
217 |
182 |
25 |
10 |
1025 |
I love the sea bries! |
1.2073 |
0.03616 |
164 |
134 |
26 |
4 |
1026 |
We’re gonna need a bigger cutting board. |
1.2073 |
0.03104 |
193 |
155 |
36 |
2 |
1027 |
Careful: It might be just the tip of the cheeseboard. |
1.2073 |
0.03663 |
193 |
162 |
22 |
9 |
1028 |
That's just the tip of the Jarlsberg - there's so much more below! |
1.2073 |
0.03434 |
193 |
159 |
28 |
6 |
1029 |
First to get a hole in one gets the cheese! |
1.2073 |
0.03663 |
193 |
162 |
22 |
9 |
1030 |
Anybody bring cellophane? |
1.2071 |
0.03599 |
198 |
166 |
23 |
9 |
1031 |
Is that an ice berg or a Jarlsberg? |
1.2071 |
0.03453 |
198 |
164 |
27 |
7 |
1032 |
Swiss used to be neutral. |
1.2069 |
0.03250 |
203 |
165 |
32 |
5 |
1033 |
Cheesus! Where'd he come from? |
1.2067 |
0.03343 |
208 |
172 |
29 |
7 |
1034 |
They closed the beaches for THIS? |
1.2067 |
0.03235 |
179 |
144 |
33 |
2 |
1035 |
Careful,we may be boarded |
1.2066 |
0.03358 |
213 |
177 |
28 |
8 |
1036 |
You know I’m lactose intolerant. |
1.2066 |
0.03223 |
213 |
175 |
32 |
6 |
1037 |
Time to muster the cheese boarding party. |
1.2066 |
0.03083 |
213 |
173 |
36 |
4 |
1038 |
Brace yourself, boys. Here comes the big cheese. |
1.2065 |
0.03538 |
184 |
152 |
26 |
6 |
1039 |
It's now or never, Ishmael! |
1.2065 |
0.03366 |
184 |
150 |
30 |
4 |
1040 |
Thank God, it’s not Limburger |
1.2064 |
0.03040 |
218 |
173 |
35 |
4 |
1041 |
I really don't know whose side it's on. |
1.2062 |
0.03339 |
194 |
159 |
30 |
5 |
1042 |
You're gonna need a bigger charcuterie boat. |
1.2060 |
0.03437 |
199 |
165 |
27 |
7 |
1043 |
Back down, it's a neutral cheese. |
1.2059 |
0.03530 |
170 |
139 |
27 |
4 |
1044 |
Careful. That thing has holes and doesn't sink. We get holes, we sink! |
1.2059 |
0.03309 |
204 |
168 |
30 |
6 |
1045 |
It's the tip of the Cheese-berg. |
1.2057 |
0.03258 |
209 |
172 |
31 |
6 |
1046 |
Weapons down, boys. It's Swiss, so we know it's neutral. |
1.2057 |
0.03187 |
209 |
171 |
33 |
5 |
1047 |
The first person who says a cheesy pun gets thrown overboard. |
1.2057 |
0.03467 |
175 |
143 |
28 |
4 |
1048 |
Cheesy does it now |
1.2056 |
0.03277 |
214 |
177 |
30 |
7 |
1049 |
This isn’t what I signed up for when I joined the Charcuterie Board. |
1.2056 |
0.03497 |
180 |
148 |
27 |
5 |
1050 |
Remember it's just the tip of the Jarlsberg. |
1.2054 |
0.03436 |
185 |
152 |
28 |
5 |
1051 |
Holy cow! Is that Swiss Elemental or Norwegian Jarlsberg? |
1.2054 |
0.03350 |
185 |
151 |
30 |
4 |
1052 |
Uh Oh! This is not Gouda!''
Mira Dragisic
Elmhurst, IL |
1.2054 |
0.03350 |
185 |
151 |
30 |
4 |
1053 |
It's trying to drive a wedge between us! |
1.2053 |
0.03379 |
190 |
156 |
29 |
5 |
1054 |
Help! Sharkuterie! |
1.2051 |
0.03402 |
195 |
161 |
28 |
6 |
1055 |
No worries… the Swiss aren’t in NATO. |
1.2051 |
0.03828 |
156 |
129 |
22 |
5 |
1056 |
It looks sharp. |
1.2051 |
0.03479 |
195 |
162 |
26 |
7 |
1057 |
Quick -- wish for a nice cabernet |
1.2050 |
0.04237 |
161 |
138 |
13 |
10 |
1058 |
We’re gonna need a bigger charcuterie selection. |
1.2049 |
0.03221 |
205 |
168 |
32 |
5 |
1059 |
Does swiss neutrality include their cheese? |
1.2049 |
0.03295 |
205 |
169 |
30 |
6 |
1060 |
Remember, 4/5ths is underwater |
1.2043 |
0.03245 |
186 |
151 |
32 |
3 |
1061 |
We must be nearing the mouth of the Rhine. |
1.2042 |
0.03444 |
191 |
158 |
27 |
6 |
1062 |
It's only in the Alps," you said |
1.2042 |
0.03280 |
191 |
156 |
31 |
4 |
1063 |
I knew I should have brought the harpoon. |
1.2042 |
0.03600 |
191 |
160 |
23 |
8 |
1064 |
We're not going overboard with the cheese. |
1.2042 |
0.03363 |
191 |
157 |
29 |
5 |
1065 |
Thank God! It's the Swiss Navy! |
1.2042 |
0.03523 |
191 |
159 |
25 |
7 |
1066 |
We found it. "The Big Cheese!" Always thought it was a myth. |
1.2042 |
0.03600 |
191 |
160 |
23 |
8 |
1067 |
Careful men! There could be a large head below it. |
1.2041 |
0.03387 |
196 |
162 |
28 |
6 |
1068 |
Call me Ishmael mateys, the mighty Cheesberg has met its match. |
1.2041 |
0.03309 |
196 |
159 |
30 |
5 |
1069 |
Let's pass on the Swiss and look for the Gorganzola-berg |
1.2041 |
0.03309 |
196 |
161 |
30 |
5 |
1070 |
Hold your fire,boys. Switzerland is neutral. |
1.2041 |
0.03146 |
196 |
159 |
34 |
3 |
1071 |
Let it go. What we really need is a bottle of red. |
1.2041 |
0.03463 |
196 |
163 |
26 |
7 |
1072 |
These are useless; we need Swiss Army knives. |
1.2041 |
0.03890 |
196 |
169 |
14 |
13 |
1073 |
Say 'cheese' you son of a...! |
1.2039 |
0.03280 |
206 |
170 |
30 |
6 |
1074 |
You sure this triangle is Bermudan? |
1.2038 |
0.03367 |
211 |
176 |
27 |
8 |
1075 |
Sing it with me guys!
The cheese stands alone, the cheese stands alone… |
1.2037 |
0.03930 |
162 |
136 |
19 |
7 |
1076 |
The Swiss aren’t fooling around this time, they’ve sent the big cheese. |
1.2036 |
0.03070 |
221 |
181 |
35 |
5 |
1077 |
When PETA rewrites 'Moby Jack.' |
1.2036 |
0.03557 |
167 |
137 |
26 |
4 |
1078 |
This doesn't feel like Swiss neutrality. |
1.2036 |
0.03755 |
167 |
139 |
22 |
6 |
1079 |
A white one! I must have it! |
1.2035 |
0.03589 |
172 |
142 |
25 |
5 |
1080 |
Stand down Earl. It's from a neutral country. |
1.2034 |
0.03431 |
177 |
145 |
28 |
4 |
1081 |
Sea Muenster! This never goes well, with anything. |
1.2033 |
0.03633 |
182 |
152 |
23 |
7 |
1082 |
It appears we are about to be boarded by the Swiss! |
1.2032 |
0.03486 |
187 |
155 |
26 |
6 |
1083 |
Let's get it on board and worry about the quality later |
1.2032 |
0.03317 |
187 |
152 |
28 |
4 |
1084 |
Do either of your guys have a Swiss army knife? |
1.2031 |
0.03658 |
192 |
162 |
21 |
9 |
1085 |
What do you mean you forgot the crackers? |
1.2030 |
0.03371 |
197 |
163 |
28 |
6 |
1086 |
Hard-a-cheeseboard, hard-a-cheeseboard! |
1.2030 |
0.03447 |
197 |
163 |
26 |
7 |
1087 |
Hold fast your positions, gentlemen. It won't escape being boarded this time. |
1.2030 |
0.03242 |
202 |
166 |
31 |
5 |
1088 |
Hopefully it’s mild. |
1.2030 |
0.03086 |
202 |
163 |
35 |
3 |
1089 |
Strap in tight mates; that ain’t Brie! |
1.2030 |
0.03463 |
202 |
169 |
25 |
8 |
1090 |
I don't think that's Colby Dick... |
1.2029 |
0.03266 |
207 |
171 |
30 |
6 |
1091 |
You're gonna need a bigger box of crackers. |
1.2027 |
0.03375 |
222 |
187 |
25 |
10 |
1092 |
Behold, it's the great white swiss. |
1.2025 |
0.03676 |
158 |
129 |
24 |
4 |
1093 |
It’s floating…must be “light” cheese ugh! |
1.2025 |
0.03889 |
158 |
132 |
20 |
6 |
1094 |
It floats? |
1.2025 |
0.03498 |
163 |
133 |
27 |
3 |
1095 |
It’s supposed to be neutral. |
1.2023 |
0.03376 |
173 |
141 |
29 |
3 |
1096 |
Ok men, we’ll need to be super careful here…that stuff is $9 a pound” |
1.2023 |
0.03474 |
173 |
142 |
27 |
4 |
1097 |
Call me Ishmael. From hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned cheese. |
1.2022 |
0.03851 |
178 |
151 |
18 |
9 |
1098 |
Charcuterie Week |
1.2022 |
0.03595 |
178 |
148 |
24 |
6 |
1099 |
Oh no! Let's hope it's not a Sea Munster! |
1.2022 |
0.03414 |
178 |
145 |
28 |
4 |
1100 |
Neutral my eye. |
1.2022 |
0.03414 |
178 |
146 |
28 |
4 |
1101 |
I told you to pray for a rescue by holy Jesus, not holy cheeses! |
1.2021 |
0.03707 |
188 |
159 |
20 |
9 |
1102 |
They call him Monterey Jack. I’ll be damned if he escapes me this time. |
1.2021 |
0.03301 |
188 |
154 |
30 |
4 |
1103 |
Their defense is full of holes. |
1.2021 |
0.03032 |
188 |
151 |
36 |
1 |
1104 |
As Moby Swiss slowly circled, the men realized the imperative of a quick kill to balance their cheese platter! |
1.2021 |
0.03470 |
188 |
156 |
26 |
6 |
1105 |
Yarr! She’s a Yarr-lsberg! |
1.2020 |
0.03356 |
198 |
164 |
28 |
6 |
1106 |
For a capture, we should advance from the rear. The previous attack only put some holes in it. |
1.2020 |
0.03653 |
203 |
173 |
19 |
11 |
1107 |
The only way to fight sharkuterie is to hit it in the eye! |
1.2019 |
0.03391 |
208 |
174 |
26 |
8 |
1108 |
Jarlesberg spotted 30 degrees portside! Steady as she goes mates. |
1.2019 |
0.03133 |
213 |
175 |
33 |
5 |
1109 |
Careful! This might be another Jarlsberg. |
1.2018 |
0.03535 |
218 |
186 |
20 |
12 |
1110 |
That cheese is attacking! Shouldn't it be more neutral? |
1.2012 |
0.03585 |
164 |
134 |
25 |
4 |
1111 |
Steady! The Great White Wine can't be far away! |
1.2012 |
0.03519 |
169 |
139 |
26 |
4 |
1112 |
Don't worry. This cheeseboard is unstinkable. |
1.2012 |
0.03807 |
169 |
142 |
20 |
7 |
1113 |
We'll need a bigger cheese board! |
1.2012 |
0.03807 |
169 |
142 |
20 |
7 |
1114 |
It's ok, we're safe! Just closer to Switzerland than we thought. |
1.2012 |
0.03899 |
169 |
143 |
18 |
8 |
1115 |
There she is boys, the Great White Wheel |
1.2011 |
0.03643 |
174 |
145 |
23 |
6 |
1116 |
Watch yourselves, men. It's Extra Sharp. |
1.2011 |
0.03488 |
179 |
148 |
26 |
5 |
1117 |
Avast it’s the Great White Jarlsberg!! |
1.2011 |
0.03397 |
179 |
147 |
28 |
4 |
1118 |
At last ! The Great White Sharkuterie |
1.2011 |
0.03597 |
184 |
154 |
23 |
7 |
1119 |
Thank god I brought a cheese knife. |
1.2011 |
0.03286 |
189 |
155 |
30 |
4 |
1120 |
Prepare to be cheese boarded men. |
1.2010 |
0.03316 |
194 |
160 |
29 |
5 |
1121 |
Argggh! It be a cheese that pairs well with our White Zinfandel, Captain! |
1.2010 |
0.03340 |
199 |
165 |
28 |
6 |
1122 |
I know the Swiss are neutral, but this looks dangerous! |
1.2010 |
0.03561 |
199 |
168 |
22 |
9 |
1123 |
I told you we’d need bigger crackers this far out! |
1.2010 |
0.03431 |
204 |
171 |
25 |
8 |
1124 |
Be careful, it may be a Trojan cheesehead! |
1.2010 |
0.03137 |
204 |
167 |
33 |
4 |
1125 |
To die for" was hyperbole |
1.2000 |
0.03354 |
190 |
157 |
28 |
5 |
1126 |
Let's get this party started! |
1.2000 |
0.03767 |
165 |
138 |
21 |
6 |
1127 |
Thar she is mateys...the Great White Wedge |
1.2000 |
0.03416 |
205 |
172 |
25 |
8 |
1128 |
Hard to Port ... or Riesling ... or Beaujolais ... or Cabernet Franc ... |
1.2000 |
0.03844 |
160 |
134 |
20 |
6 |
1129 |
I think we are gonna need a bigger cheeseboard. |
1.2000 |
0.03325 |
200 |
166 |
28 |
6 |
1130 |
It's not Swiss....it's Jarlsberg! |
1.2000 |
0.03496 |
185 |
154 |
25 |
6 |
1131 |
Be careful. Remember, this is only the tip of the cheese. |
1.2000 |
0.03380 |
180 |
148 |
28 |
4 |
1132 |
I don't know, a piece of the moon? |
1.2000 |
0.03533 |
175 |
145 |
25 |
5 |
1133 |
The port side is softer. |
1.2000 |
0.03079 |
210 |
172 |
34 |
4 |
1134 |
Watch for Sharkuteries |
1.2000 |
0.03036 |
215 |
176 |
35 |
4 |
1135 |
Watch out for Jarlsbergs! |
1.2000 |
0.03324 |
185 |
152 |
29 |
4 |
1136 |
Don't worry, it's Swiss. It should remain neutral if unprovoked. |
1.2000 |
0.03559 |
180 |
150 |
24 |
6 |
1137 |
The Berkeley brothers were completely surprised by the non-sequitor disguise. |
1.2000 |
0.03598 |
170 |
141 |
24 |
5 |
1138 |
That cheese was from last week's contest. |
1.2000 |
0.03660 |
185 |
156 |
21 |
8 |
1139 |
It's now aged enough so we won't have to release it this time. |
1.2000 |
0.03354 |
190 |
157 |
28 |
5 |
1140 |
Bob pointed out to the crew that failure to dodge the cheeseberg would result in shark eatery. |
1.2000 |
0.03741 |
160 |
133 |
22 |
5 |
1141 |
In search of The Great White Charc. |
1.2000 |
0.03801 |
175 |
148 |
19 |
8 |
1142 |
Thar she blows, boys! The Great White Wedge! |
1.2000 |
0.03352 |
165 |
134 |
29 |
2 |
1143 |
Quick, hand me your Swiss Army Knife! |
1.2000 |
0.03606 |
195 |
165 |
21 |
9 |
1144 |
And that's only the tip of it. |
1.2000 |
0.03429 |
210 |
177 |
24 |
9 |
1145 |
Avast, mateys! It's Mobey Swiss |
1.2000 |
0.03559 |
180 |
150 |
24 |
6 |
1146 |
Come on, men. Today we learn if we are a charcuterie or merely a cheese board. |
1.1990 |
0.03528 |
201 |
170 |
22 |
9 |
1147 |
This plan is full of holes. |
1.1990 |
0.03420 |
191 |
159 |
26 |
6 |
1148 |
I thought they were neutral! |
1.1990 |
0.03577 |
191 |
161 |
22 |
8 |
1149 |
The latest coastal craze: charcuterie pirateering. |
1.1989 |
0.03307 |
186 |
153 |
29 |
4 |
1150 |
But where’s the crackers? |
1.1989 |
0.03307 |
186 |
153 |
29 |
4 |
1151 |
Watch out...It's a Jarlsberg! |
1.1989 |
0.03394 |
186 |
154 |
27 |
5 |
1152 |
Get out the crackers and wine. |
1.1989 |
0.03270 |
181 |
148 |
30 |
3 |
1153 |
This is the last one, boys. After this, it’s homeboard bound. |
1.1989 |
0.03453 |
181 |
150 |
26 |
5 |
1154 |
Alright, boys! It's time to cut the cheese...and this time I mean it literally! |
1.1989 |
0.03363 |
181 |
149 |
28 |
4 |
1155 |
Relax. It's neutral. |
1.1989 |
0.03363 |
181 |
149 |
28 |
4 |
1156 |
We must be on the migration path to Green Bay! |
1.1989 |
0.03270 |
181 |
148 |
30 |
3 |
1157 |
Holed but still afloat! |
1.1989 |
0.03626 |
181 |
152 |
22 |
7 |
1158 |
Introducing our newest Board member! |
1.1989 |
0.03606 |
176 |
147 |
23 |
6 |
1159 |
If that’s the wedge, I’d hate to see the size of the wheel ! |
1.1988 |
0.03482 |
171 |
141 |
26 |
4 |
1160 |
Look out - there may be a Green Bay fan under that thing! |
1.1988 |
0.03381 |
171 |
140 |
28 |
3 |
1161 |
Constipation is the oncoming risk! |
1.1988 |
0.03222 |
166 |
134 |
31 |
1 |
1162 |
Ahoy, mateys, I believe that's one of the Charcuterie Islets. |
1.1988 |
0.03614 |
161 |
133 |
24 |
4 |
1163 |
Man your cracker stations! |
1.1988 |
0.03720 |
161 |
134 |
22 |
5 |
1164 |
Quick, get the Swiss Navy knives. |
1.1987 |
0.03796 |
156 |
130 |
21 |
5 |
1165 |
All we need now is a wine-dark sea. |
1.1986 |
0.03587 |
146 |
119 |
25 |
2 |
1166 |
Quick! It's the last remaining piece of the Netherlands! |
1.1980 |
0.03142 |
202 |
166 |
32 |
4 |
1167 |
Swiss to the rescue. |
1.1980 |
0.03512 |
202 |
171 |
22 |
9 |
1168 |
Gruyère she blows! |
1.1980 |
0.03572 |
197 |
167 |
21 |
9 |
1169 |
Let's hope there aren't any mice. |
1.1980 |
0.03270 |
197 |
163 |
29 |
5 |
1170 |
This looks unsavory." |
1.1979 |
0.03483 |
192 |
161 |
24 |
7 |
1171 |
Ahoy mateys! It's the Great White Cheddar off the starboard bow, |
1.1979 |
0.03322 |
192 |
159 |
28 |
5 |
1172 |
I know it looks neutral, but stay sharp! |
1.1979 |
0.03403 |
192 |
160 |
26 |
6 |
1173 |
Perfect, we needed something imported. |
1.1979 |
0.03403 |
192 |
160 |
26 |
6 |
1174 |
As the giant wedge of the great white Swiss drew closer, the crew of the Charcuterie sharpened the weapons and their thoughts turned to cruel fate of Captain Ahab. |
1.1979 |
0.03322 |
192 |
159 |
28 |
5 |
1175 |
Stand down, mateys! She’s from a neutral nation. |
1.1979 |
0.03702 |
187 |
159 |
19 |
9 |
1176 |
Swiss Army knives ready? |
1.1979 |
0.03203 |
187 |
153 |
31 |
3 |
1177 |
My god. We'll be able to brunch for months. |
1.1979 |
0.03291 |
187 |
154 |
29 |
4 |
1178 |
we'll use the hole for a tow line |
1.1979 |
0.03378 |
187 |
155 |
27 |
5 |
1179 |
In this scenario, the Swiss are NOT neutral! |
1.1979 |
0.03291 |
187 |
154 |
29 |
4 |
1180 |
Let’s cut the cheese! |
1.1979 |
0.03462 |
187 |
155 |
25 |
6 |
1181 |
Bring out the Swiss Army knife! |
1.1978 |
0.03435 |
182 |
151 |
26 |
5 |
1182 |
If only we had the right knife. |
1.1978 |
0.03435 |
182 |
151 |
26 |
5 |
1183 |
I hear the wild caught ones are better in a fondue |
1.1978 |
0.03435 |
182 |
151 |
26 |
5 |
1184 |
Ew, it's swiss. |
1.1978 |
0.03346 |
182 |
150 |
28 |
4 |
1185 |
All right, who cut the cheese? |
1.1977 |
0.03560 |
172 |
143 |
24 |
5 |
1186 |
This better not end up like the Titanic. |
1.1977 |
0.03560 |
172 |
143 |
24 |
5 |
1187 |
No sudden moves now. They're supposed to be neutral, but we don't want to spook it. |
1.1976 |
0.03527 |
167 |
138 |
24 |
4 |
1188 |
It's the last Swiss cheese left in the wild. Those who have tried to catch it are now buried in the depths of this selfish ocean. |
1.1976 |
0.03821 |
167 |
141 |
19 |
7 |
1189 |
Ahoy! There be the Great Yellow! |
1.1975 |
0.03593 |
162 |
134 |
24 |
4 |
1190 |
Is that the cheese that took your leg? |
1.1975 |
0.03593 |
162 |
134 |
24 |
4 |
1191 |
Do NOT let them wedge their way in! |
1.1975 |
0.03997 |
162 |
138 |
16 |
8 |
1192 |
Recalling the legends of old, they all knew, this was no ordinary piece of cheese. |
1.1975 |
0.03880 |
157 |
132 |
19 |
6 |
1193 |
It doesn't matter what wine it pairs well with because Einstein here brought a cooler full of White Claw. |
1.1974 |
0.04179 |
152 |
130 |
14 |
8 |
1194 |
Remember, aim for the bleu hole! |
1.1970 |
0.03332 |
198 |
165 |
27 |
6 |
1195 |
I get first stab! |
1.1969 |
0.03466 |
193 |
161 |
24 |
7 |
1196 |
If we only had some wine?! |
1.1969 |
0.03224 |
193 |
159 |
30 |
4 |
1197 |
It said Swiss neutrality guarantees exemption from the decisions of
charcuterie boards. |
1.1967 |
0.03590 |
183 |
154 |
22 |
7 |
1198 |
Remember, attack the starboard. Port's for Stilton, only. |
1.1967 |
0.03418 |
183 |
152 |
26 |
5 |
1199 |
We had too much on our plate. |
1.1967 |
0.03505 |
183 |
153 |
24 |
6 |
1200 |
And, just when we thought it was safe to get back on the cutting board! |
1.1966 |
0.03291 |
178 |
146 |
29 |
3 |
1201 |
All right boys! Remember the Kalamata! |
1.1966 |
0.03386 |
178 |
147 |
27 |
4 |
1202 |
When you take the photo, say cheese. |
1.1966 |
0.03291 |
178 |
146 |
29 |
3 |
1203 |
They call it the 'Moby Dick of cheeses' |
1.1966 |
0.03386 |
178 |
147 |
27 |
4 |
1204 |
I believe it intends to stay neutral. |
1.1966 |
0.03386 |
178 |
147 |
27 |
4 |
1205 |
Careful, boys. He’s not sharp, but he can be kind of chewy! |
1.1965 |
0.03445 |
173 |
143 |
26 |
4 |
1206 |
I am not sure that fits with our current board. |
1.1964 |
0.03298 |
168 |
137 |
29 |
2 |
1207 |
Use the triscuit as bait |
1.1964 |
0.03508 |
168 |
139 |
25 |
4 |
1208 |
This could be dangerous. Look at the battle scars! |
1.1963 |
0.03466 |
163 |
134 |
26 |
3 |
1209 |
Ahab! Think about the cholesterol! |
1.1963 |
0.03678 |
163 |
136 |
22 |
5 |
1210 |
It's a fraud. Switzerland's landlocked. |
1.1962 |
0.03643 |
158 |
131 |
23 |
4 |
1211 |
Ew. |
1.1962 |
0.03414 |
158 |
129 |
27 |
2 |
1212 |
I think it is too big to board. |
1.1962 |
0.03287 |
209 |
175 |
27 |
6 |
1213 |
Ahoy! The Family Robinson! |
1.1961 |
0.03941 |
153 |
129 |
18 |
6 |
1214 |
Don’t Fire, the Swiss are neutral! |
1.1961 |
0.03410 |
204 |
172 |
24 |
8 |
1215 |
Climate change hits Switzerland |
1.1960 |
0.03317 |
199 |
166 |
27 |
6 |
1216 |
We pull this off and we eat like kings! |
1.1960 |
0.03160 |
199 |
164 |
31 |
4 |
1217 |
Follow a northward course then a westward course, and finish with a main course. |
1.1960 |
0.03317 |
199 |
166 |
27 |
6 |
1218 |
Nae, keep going until ye spy the sharp white cheddar. |
1.1959 |
0.03209 |
194 |
160 |
30 |
4 |
1219 |
The recipe calls for four slices |
1.1958 |
0.03260 |
189 |
156 |
29 |
4 |
1220 |
Three slices should give us enough gas to get home. |
1.1957 |
0.03572 |
184 |
154 |
22 |
7 |
1221 |
Hold your fire! They're neutral. |
1.1955 |
0.03274 |
179 |
147 |
29 |
3 |
1222 |
Remember, men: after this, all that’s left to consider is the wine pairing. |
1.1955 |
0.03461 |
179 |
149 |
25 |
5 |
1223 |
Could they not have sent a rescue vessel without holes? |
1.1954 |
0.03427 |
174 |
144 |
26 |
4 |
1224 |
A Swiss coup d’etat of a
crudite. |
1.1954 |
0.03427 |
174 |
144 |
26 |
4 |
1225 |
No way that's locally-sourced. Kill it. |
1.1953 |
0.03588 |
169 |
140 |
23 |
5 |
1226 |
I've held my breath long enough. It's my turn to cut the cheese. |
1.1952 |
0.03272 |
210 |
176 |
27 |
7 |
1227 |
I was hoping for olives. |
1.1951 |
0.03758 |
164 |
138 |
20 |
6 |
1228 |
Ahab had his white whale. I have my white swiss. |
1.1951 |
0.03447 |
164 |
135 |
26 |
3 |
1229 |
Cheesey does it! |
1.1951 |
0.03533 |
205 |
175 |
20 |
10 |
1230 |
JARLSBERG SHE BLOWS!! |
1.1949 |
0.03276 |
195 |
161 |
28 |
5 |
1231 |
We're gonna need a bigger platter. |
1.1949 |
0.03356 |
195 |
163 |
26 |
6 |
1232 |
Careful, this will be harder than it looks. |
1.1949 |
0.03276 |
195 |
162 |
28 |
5 |
1233 |
Relax, Ahab. It's an Emmentaler, not a metaphor. |
1.1949 |
0.03584 |
195 |
166 |
20 |
9 |
1234 |
On the count of three, men, we’ll cut the cheese! |
1.1948 |
0.03694 |
154 |
128 |
22 |
4 |
1235 |
If there's any justice in the world, that cheese will get crippling diarrhea from eating me. |
1.1948 |
0.03694 |
154 |
128 |
22 |
4 |
1236 |
Honestly Elon, I don’t think this is one of your better ideas. |
1.1948 |
0.03694 |
154 |
128 |
22 |
4 |
1237 |
Wild-caught Swiss will make our charcuterie a sensation! |
1.1946 |
0.03297 |
185 |
153 |
28 |
4 |
1238 |
Full Fat Ahead ! |
1.1946 |
0.03554 |
185 |
156 |
22 |
7 |
1239 |
We are the Swiss Army! |
1.1946 |
0.03385 |
185 |
154 |
26 |
5 |
1240 |
This is no hallucination, men. The Swiss navy is here to rescue us! |
1.1944 |
0.03532 |
180 |
151 |
23 |
6 |
1241 |
Careful—this one’s gonna pretend to be neutral. |
1.1944 |
0.03352 |
180 |
149 |
27 |
4 |
1242 |
Permission to come aboard? |
1.1944 |
0.03352 |
180 |
149 |
27 |
4 |
1243 |
The Great White Sharkuterie is straight ahead. Your shot, Steve. Gouda luck. |
1.1944 |
0.03619 |
180 |
152 |
20 |
7 |
1244 |
Aaah! Look! Climate change has brought even the Swiss to the chopping board |
1.1944 |
0.03532 |
180 |
151 |
23 |
6 |
1245 |
Anybody know what the catch-limit is on this brand? |
1.1944 |
0.03276 |
216 |
182 |
26 |
8 |
1246 |
It must be the big brother of the Emmentaler we ate last year. |
1.1943 |
0.03258 |
211 |
177 |
27 |
7 |
1247 |
Behold the Emmentaler - Queequeg man the Couteau à Double Pointe |
1.1943 |
0.03312 |
175 |
144 |
28 |
3 |
1248 |
We’ll need a great white. |
1.1943 |
0.03409 |
175 |
145 |
26 |
4 |
1249 |
Good thing we saved our chutney for this one, boys. |
1.1943 |
0.03107 |
175 |
142 |
32 |
1 |
1250 |
The holey grail! |
1.1942 |
0.03380 |
206 |
174 |
24 |
8 |
1251 |
Trojan Cheese |
1.1942 |
0.03380 |
206 |
174 |
24 |
8 |
1252 |
Looks to be Swiss, so it may be neutral." |
1.1942 |
0.03162 |
206 |
171 |
30 |
5 |
1253 |
Anyone bring a Swiss Army knife? |
1.1941 |
0.03368 |
170 |
140 |
27 |
3 |
1254 |
They said if we hand over the ham they’ll let us go. |
1.1940 |
0.03435 |
201 |
170 |
23 |
8 |
1255 |
It must have broken loose from the Western Cheeseboard! |
1.1939 |
0.03637 |
165 |
138 |
22 |
5 |
1256 |
Fuck outta here, cheese |
1.1939 |
0.03737 |
165 |
139 |
20 |
6 |
1257 |
Careful. Its the underlying calories that will kill us. |
1.1939 |
0.03637 |
165 |
138 |
22 |
5 |
1258 |
Call me Ishmail. |
1.1939 |
0.03567 |
196 |
162 |
20 |
9 |
1259 |
Look, we need each other for the greater good; maybe we can work a deal. |
1.1937 |
0.03229 |
191 |
158 |
29 |
4 |
1260 |
Perfect- it’s not a Limburger this time! |
1.1937 |
0.03475 |
191 |
161 |
23 |
7 |
1261 |
Let it go. I think there is Brie just behind. |
1.1937 |
0.03395 |
191 |
160 |
25 |
6 |
1262 |
It's a Mice-berg! |
1.1935 |
0.03697 |
186 |
159 |
18 |
9 |
1263 |
Geez. I begged you to bring some rye bread. |
1.1934 |
0.03685 |
181 |
154 |
19 |
8 |
1264 |
Look out, it’s Colby Dick |
1.1934 |
0.03145 |
181 |
148 |
31 |
2 |
1265 |
Oh Grate,We have another Cheeseberg(er) to deal with |
1.1934 |
0.03514 |
181 |
152 |
23 |
6 |
1266 |
Moby Swiss! We're going to need a bigger charcuterie board! |
1.1932 |
0.03222 |
207 |
173 |
28 |
6 |
1267 |
Avast! Prepare to be cheese-boarded! |
1.1932 |
0.03222 |
207 |
172 |
28 |
6 |
1268 |
You have to aim for the blowhole. |
1.1932 |
0.03392 |
176 |
146 |
26 |
4 |
1269 |
Hey Quint, we’re gonna need a bigger board. |
1.1932 |
0.03486 |
176 |
147 |
24 |
5 |
1270 |
Well thats a stinker. |
1.1932 |
0.03392 |
176 |
146 |
26 |
4 |
1271 |
I actually LIKE a salty brine. |
1.1932 |
0.03486 |
176 |
147 |
24 |
5 |
1272 |
-Hope it's not salty |
1.1930 |
0.03350 |
171 |
141 |
27 |
3 |
1273 |
Good God! We’re headed straight for it with no Cabernet. |
1.1930 |
0.03452 |
171 |
142 |
25 |
4 |
1274 |
Its defenses are full of holes. |
1.1929 |
0.03401 |
197 |
166 |
24 |
7 |
1275 |
Should we wait for a gorgonzola? |
1.1929 |
0.03641 |
140 |
115 |
23 |
2 |
1276 |
Soon may the cheddar man come ... |
1.1928 |
0.03409 |
166 |
136 |
26 |
3 |
1277 |
Get ready, men! Just because it’s Swiss, doesn’t mean it’s a pacifist. |
1.1928 |
0.03300 |
166 |
136 |
28 |
2 |
1278 |
Try not to hit the holes. |
1.1928 |
0.03300 |
166 |
136 |
28 |
2 |
1279 |
Emmentaler, this one’s got your name on it! |
1.1927 |
0.03214 |
192 |
159 |
29 |
4 |
1280 |
Swiss-berg, right ahead! |
1.1927 |
0.03214 |
192 |
159 |
29 |
4 |
1281 |
This is it, boys! The Mobrie-Dick! |
1.1925 |
0.03791 |
161 |
136 |
19 |
6 |
1282 |
It's one of those elusive Swissbergs. |
1.1925 |
0.03581 |
161 |
134 |
23 |
4 |
1283 |
Whatever you do, don’t let it get aboard! |
1.1925 |
0.03471 |
161 |
131 |
25 |
3 |
1284 |
Keep your weapons ready, but let's not assume this approach is an act of aggression and that they've taken the side of our enemy. The Swiss have traditionally been neutral. |
1.1925 |
0.03519 |
187 |
158 |
22 |
7 |
1285 |
We're going to need a bigger board! Most of the cheese is underwater. |
1.1925 |
0.03265 |
187 |
155 |
28 |
4 |
1286 |
To the life raft! Olives and nuts first! |
1.1925 |
0.03436 |
187 |
157 |
24 |
6 |
1287 |
Slicer thin boys or will sink |
1.1925 |
0.03090 |
213 |
177 |
31 |
5 |
1288 |
Careful it's just the tip of the fondue. |
1.1923 |
0.03130 |
182 |
149 |
31 |
2 |
1289 |
Whaling lesson: miss the holes! |
1.1921 |
0.03374 |
177 |
147 |
26 |
4 |
1290 |
Stand down! It's Swiss. |
1.1921 |
0.03178 |
177 |
145 |
30 |
2 |
1291 |
It might go down more easily with a nice cabernet. |
1.1921 |
0.03559 |
177 |
149 |
22 |
6 |
1292 |
Since when do they have a Navy? |
1.1921 |
0.03820 |
177 |
152 |
16 |
9 |
1293 |
Cheese: Well! If it ain't Wynken, Blynken, & Nod on a charcuterie adventure! |
1.1921 |
0.03278 |
177 |
146 |
28 |
3 |
1294 |
Remember not to attack first, this Cheese might be neutral. |
1.1921 |
0.03468 |
177 |
148 |
24 |
5 |
1295 |
So that's what they meant, when they said, "watch out for the big cheese"! |
1.1921 |
0.03559 |
177 |
149 |
22 |
6 |
1296 |
Ahoy, Costco! |
1.1919 |
0.03433 |
172 |
143 |
25 |
4 |
1297 |
The Swiss are always neutral, right? |
1.1919 |
0.03718 |
172 |
146 |
19 |
7 |
1298 |
They're claiming neutrality, but I think it stinks of something. |
1.1919 |
0.03531 |
172 |
144 |
23 |
5 |
1299 |
Watch me bag the Great White Sea Muenster, boys! |
1.1919 |
0.03626 |
172 |
145 |
21 |
6 |
1300 |
Steady as she goes! We must keep the crackers from getting soggy at all cost! |
1.1919 |
0.03718 |
172 |
146 |
19 |
7 |
1301 |
I though Moldy Dick was just a legend |
1.1917 |
0.03363 |
193 |
162 |
25 |
6 |
1302 |
Can Wisconsin be far? |
1.1916 |
0.03282 |
167 |
137 |
28 |
2 |
1303 |
Harvati she blows, mateys! |
1.1916 |
0.03282 |
167 |
137 |
28 |
2 |
1304 |
Ok you get the port, I’ll get the chambord |
1.1916 |
0.03391 |
167 |
138 |
26 |
3 |
1305 |
Now I see why they call him "The Big Cheese" |
1.1915 |
0.03419 |
188 |
158 |
24 |
6 |
1306 |
I was beginning to think it was apocryphal |
1.1915 |
0.03249 |
188 |
156 |
28 |
4 |
1307 |
Weapons down; he's Swiss. |
1.1913 |
0.03729 |
183 |
157 |
17 |
9 |
1308 |
What would you expect from the Swiss Navy? |
1.1913 |
0.03302 |
183 |
152 |
27 |
4 |
1309 |
Cheese knives at the ready the men await the biggest catch of the day. |
1.1911 |
0.03953 |
157 |
133 |
16 |
7 |
1310 |
I thought the breeding grounds for this species was landlocked? |
1.1911 |
0.03515 |
157 |
130 |
24 |
3 |
1311 |
Hard a’starboard! Jarlsberg ahead! |
1.1911 |
0.03515 |
157 |
130 |
24 |
3 |
1312 |
Which one of you asked for hors d’oeuvres? |
1.1911 |
0.03515 |
157 |
130 |
24 |
3 |
1313 |
Don’t be fooled—the Swiss always say they’re neutral. |
1.1910 |
0.03261 |
178 |
147 |
28 |
3 |
1314 |
Beware, it's the Big Blue! It'll overpower us all! |
1.1910 |
0.03357 |
178 |
148 |
26 |
4 |
1315 |
There is no room on board for the Swiss. |
1.1910 |
0.03261 |
178 |
147 |
28 |
3 |
1316 |
Remember guys, most of it is below the water line. |
1.1910 |
0.03216 |
199 |
166 |
28 |
5 |
1317 |
Wow, it's a muenster! |
1.1908 |
0.03819 |
152 |
128 |
19 |
5 |
1318 |
Be careful, the mouse could be anywhere. |
1.1908 |
0.03703 |
152 |
127 |
21 |
4 |
1319 |
It was clear Ahab had lost his mind, but that didn't mean the men were any less hungry. |
1.1908 |
0.03212 |
173 |
142 |
29 |
2 |
1320 |
There she blows! Me Maties.
The great white Colby Dick. |
1.1908 |
0.03512 |
173 |
145 |
23 |
5 |
1321 |
Oh God! We're headed straight towards a cheeseberg! |
1.1908 |
0.03512 |
173 |
145 |
23 |
5 |
1322 |
Ok, this is the last one before we head to Deli's Island |
1.1908 |
0.03607 |
173 |
146 |
21 |
6 |
1323 |
Don't worry, boys. This one's neutral. |
1.1907 |
0.02921 |
194 |
157 |
35 |
1 |
1324 |
So..who gonna be the one to cut the cheese? |
1.1907 |
0.03266 |
194 |
162 |
27 |
5 |
1325 |
Everyone on board, prepare for sharkuterie! |
1.1905 |
0.03233 |
189 |
157 |
28 |
4 |
1326 |
How did trump end up out here? |
1.1905 |
0.03771 |
168 |
143 |
18 |
7 |
1327 |
I don't know, guys. Swiss isn't nearly as instagrammable as like a nice Manchego. |
1.1905 |
0.03525 |
147 |
121 |
24 |
2 |
1328 |
I was hoping for a blue. |
1.1905 |
0.03577 |
168 |
141 |
22 |
5 |
1329 |
Ahoy mateys- it’s the Great White One! |
1.1902 |
0.03301 |
205 |
173 |
25 |
7 |
1330 |
We're gonna need a bigger Cotes Du Rhone! |
1.1902 |
0.03546 |
184 |
155 |
20 |
7 |
1331 |
Oh, fuck! |
1.1902 |
0.04133 |
163 |
142 |
11 |
10 |
1332 |
Let’s check the port side for wine.” |
1.1902 |
0.03646 |
163 |
137 |
21 |
5 |
1333 |
It doesn't look neutral to me! |
1.1902 |
0.03432 |
163 |
135 |
25 |
3 |
1334 |
Dammit. I ordered a Blue Stilton. |
1.1902 |
0.03432 |
163 |
132 |
24 |
3 |
1335 |
The New Yorker hasn't been the same since they moved their office to Stamford |
1.1901 |
0.03594 |
142 |
117 |
23 |
2 |
1336 |
I'll hook it while you two get the slices. |
1.1900 |
0.03354 |
200 |
169 |
24 |
7 |
1337 |
The Maitre D had almost given you up for lost |
1.1899 |
0.03146 |
179 |
147 |
30 |
2 |
1338 |
Just one more and Wisconsin will be ours! |
1.1899 |
0.03719 |
158 |
133 |
20 |
5 |
1339 |
If Swanson fails to capture the
Chablis, should we even bother? |
1.1899 |
0.03719 |
158 |
133 |
20 |
5 |
1340 |
They’re asking for permission to come aboard. |
1.1897 |
0.03331 |
195 |
164 |
25 |
6 |
1341 |
Cheese whiz! Rescue at last... |
1.1897 |
0.03251 |
195 |
163 |
27 |
5 |
1342 |
Cheeseberger ahead! |
1.1897 |
0.03169 |
195 |
162 |
29 |
4 |
1343 |
Did we bring one of those square-ended knives? |
1.1897 |
0.03084 |
195 |
161 |
31 |
3 |
1344 |
Domestic or imported? |
1.1897 |
0.03298 |
174 |
144 |
27 |
3 |
1345 |
It's getting harder to plan for these destination weddings. |
1.1897 |
0.03587 |
174 |
147 |
21 |
6 |
1346 |
It's got holes in it. Why doesn't it sink? |
1.1895 |
0.03386 |
190 |
160 |
24 |
6 |
1347 |
One if by land, two if by sea, you're all going overboard, the cheese is for me!"
Rosemary Shannon
Easton, P |
1.1895 |
0.03386 |
190 |
160 |
24 |
6 |
1348 |
0kay, okay... the other two wishes weren't so great... but you had to joke about wanting to "meet the big cheese." |
1.1893 |
0.03354 |
169 |
140 |
26 |
3 |
1349 |
It's a big one but not very mature. |
1.1893 |
0.03656 |
169 |
143 |
20 |
6 |
1350 |
Since when does Switzerland have a navy? |
1.1893 |
0.03247 |
169 |
139 |
28 |
2 |
1351 |
This one came through the great lakes... |
1.1893 |
0.03458 |
169 |
141 |
24 |
4 |
1352 |
Meteorologists claim they've all become fondue! |
1.1893 |
0.03558 |
169 |
142 |
22 |
5 |
1353 |
Now you tell me you forgot to bring the wine! |
1.1893 |
0.03063 |
206 |
171 |
31 |
4 |
1354 |
Looks like the Red Schooner already looted. |
1.1893 |
0.03214 |
206 |
173 |
27 |
6 |
1355 |
Switzerland must be that way. |
1.1892 |
0.03178 |
185 |
153 |
29 |
3 |
1356 |
This may be too holy to post on Instagram |
1.1892 |
0.03503 |
148 |
122 |
24 |
2 |
1357 |
We've made it to Wisconsin already? |
1.1892 |
0.03632 |
148 |
123 |
22 |
3 |
1358 |
My ethics class never covered the charcuterie dilemma. |
1.1892 |
0.03358 |
185 |
155 |
25 |
5 |
1359 |
It might be a mirage, or it might be a perfect complement to our nearly perfect platter. |
1.1891 |
0.03186 |
201 |
167 |
27 |
5 |
1360 |
Moby Brick |
1.1890 |
0.03521 |
164 |
137 |
23 |
4 |
1361 |
Don't be deceived by a couple of centuries of peaceful neutrality! |
1.1890 |
0.03521 |
164 |
137 |
23 |
4 |
1362 |
At last! The Great White Cheese is ours! |
1.1890 |
0.03521 |
164 |
137 |
23 |
4 |
1363 |
Steady lads, for the siren song of the charcuterie hunt has left many a widow bereft at her post, yearning for a well-stocked board suitable for a tasteful dinner party--yet finding naught but a hungry sea... |
1.1890 |
0.03727 |
164 |
139 |
19 |
6 |
1364 |
Knives down; it's Swiss |
1.1889 |
0.03228 |
180 |
149 |
28 |
3 |
1365 |
Before global warming, I remember we'd just sit on the veranda for our wine and cheese parties... |
1.1889 |
0.03761 |
180 |
155 |
16 |
9 |
1366 |
‘Mutiny on the Charcuterie’ |
1.1889 |
0.03505 |
180 |
152 |
22 |
6 |
1367 |
It will never make it with all those holes. |
1.1888 |
0.03544 |
196 |
168 |
19 |
9 |
1368 |
Careful, that’s the very cheese that flipped our board last week. |
1.1888 |
0.03470 |
196 |
167 |
21 |
8 |
1369 |
It’s the Great White Cheese… Moldy Brick |
1.1887 |
0.03803 |
159 |
135 |
18 |
6 |
1370 |
Is it Jarlsbergs that are nine-tenths underwater? |
1.1887 |
0.03475 |
159 |
132 |
24 |
3 |
1371 |
If anyone asks 'Who cut the cheese?', I'll take full responsibility. |
1.1886 |
0.03475 |
175 |
147 |
23 |
5 |
1372 |
Jarlsberg boys! Off the starboard bow. |
1.1886 |
0.03380 |
175 |
146 |
25 |
4 |
1373 |
Swiss or Miss |
1.1886 |
0.03281 |
175 |
145 |
27 |
3 |
1374 |
Scared? We eat cheese like this for breakfast! |
1.1885 |
0.03115 |
191 |
158 |
30 |
3 |
1375 |
Disengage boys, it's only the Swiss. |
1.1883 |
0.03884 |
154 |
131 |
17 |
6 |
1376 |
It must be a castoff from Costco. |
1.1883 |
0.03541 |
154 |
128 |
23 |
3 |
1377 |
I was hoping for something less neutral |
1.1882 |
0.03636 |
170 |
144 |
20 |
6 |
1378 |
Be careful, not too close, most of the Jarlsberg is below the water line! |
1.1882 |
0.03341 |
186 |
156 |
25 |
5 |
1379 |
Lucky for us these are charcuterie-infested waters. |
1.1882 |
0.03427 |
186 |
157 |
23 |
6 |
1380 |
We should disengage. It's not spreadable. |
1.1879 |
0.03284 |
165 |
136 |
27 |
2 |
1381 |
I warned you not to fill up on the crackers. |
1.1879 |
0.03501 |
165 |
138 |
23 |
4 |
1382 |
And that's just the tip of the limburg ... |
1.1878 |
0.03659 |
181 |
155 |
18 |
8 |
1383 |
Damned If We ‘Fondue,’ Damned If We Don’t |
1.1878 |
0.03574 |
181 |
154 |
20 |
7 |
1384 |
We found de-brie!" |
1.1875 |
0.03095 |
160 |
130 |
30 |
0 |
1385 |
So that’s the secret Swiss navy! |
1.1875 |
0.03457 |
176 |
148 |
23 |
5 |
1386 |
And remember...No who cut the cheese jokes afterward! |
1.1875 |
0.03513 |
192 |
164 |
19 |
8 |
1387 |
Incoming! A package from Wisconsin. |
1.1875 |
0.03457 |
176 |
148 |
23 |
5 |
1388 |
On my count, board and slice! |
1.1875 |
0.03362 |
176 |
147 |
25 |
4 |
1389 |
Careful, guys. It's the Swiss navy! |
1.1875 |
0.03640 |
176 |
150 |
19 |
7 |
1390 |
Look! It's the Holey Land! |
1.1872 |
0.03079 |
203 |
167 |
30 |
4 |
1391 |
Do you think it's neutral? |
1.1872 |
0.02875 |
203 |
167 |
30 |
3 |
1392 |
We’re gonna need a bigger cheese plate! |
1.1872 |
0.03309 |
203 |
172 |
24 |
7 |
1393 |
It's coming right towards us! Abandon Charcuterie! |
1.1872 |
0.03410 |
187 |
158 |
23 |
6 |
1394 |
Whose idea was it to put the shark in charcuterie? |
1.1871 |
0.03616 |
171 |
145 |
20 |
6 |
1395 |
Don't get any closer. I can smell this Swiss isn't neutral! |
1.1871 |
0.03399 |
155 |
128 |
25 |
2 |
1396 |
Wait a minute, guys. We forgot the crackers. |
1.1868 |
0.03196 |
182 |
151 |
28 |
3 |
1397 |
Trust me, Green Bay is just over the horizon! |
1.1867 |
0.03266 |
166 |
137 |
27 |
2 |
1398 |
Haven't seen a fromage whale in years |
1.1867 |
0.03376 |
166 |
138 |
25 |
3 |
1399 |
It'll take a Swiss army knife to land this one. |
1.1867 |
0.03152 |
166 |
136 |
29 |
0 |
1400 |
We need a bigger platter! |
1.1867 |
0.03461 |
150 |
124 |
24 |
2 |
1401 |
He's come for the fig and honey compote. |
1.1864 |
0.03147 |
177 |
146 |
29 |
2 |
1402 |
Lay down your weapons men. They’re neutral |
1.1864 |
0.03439 |
177 |
149 |
23 |
5 |
1403 |
Don't attack! The Swiss are neutral' |
1.1864 |
0.03621 |
177 |
151 |
19 |
7 |
1404 |
What a shame -- these knives can only be used for soft cheeses! |
1.1864 |
0.03345 |
177 |
147 |
25 |
4 |
1405 |
Charcuterie Boarders |
1.1863 |
0.03321 |
161 |
133 |
26 |
2 |
1406 |
Ok, folks. Let's slice the big cheese. |
1.1863 |
0.03436 |
161 |
134 |
24 |
3 |
1407 |
Finally. |
1.1863 |
0.03436 |
161 |
134 |
24 |
3 |
1408 |
be careful monsieur! Cut this cheese the right way! |
1.1863 |
0.03202 |
161 |
132 |
28 |
1 |
1409 |
Brie, is this the guy you were talking about? |
1.1863 |
0.03547 |
161 |
135 |
22 |
4 |
1410 |
Relax, boys. It’s a harmless wedge and not a Killer Wheel after all. |
1.1860 |
0.03402 |
172 |
144 |
24 |
4 |
1411 |
We're going to need a bigger knife. |
1.1859 |
0.03495 |
199 |
171 |
19 |
9 |
1412 |
Don't worry, the Swiss are neutral. |
1.1859 |
0.03838 |
156 |
133 |
17 |
6 |
1413 |
Godspeed, gentlemen and remember everything we learned from that nasty tussle we had with last week's Roquefort! |
1.1859 |
0.03379 |
156 |
129 |
25 |
2 |
1414 |
Hard-a-port! 'Tis a Jarlsberg! |
1.1858 |
0.03364 |
183 |
154 |
24 |
5 |
1415 |
Let's get this baby on board. |
1.1856 |
0.03135 |
167 |
137 |
29 |
1 |
1416 |
Damn! We really need Camembert to go with this. |
1.1856 |
0.03357 |
167 |
139 |
25 |
3 |
1417 |
Stand down, men! The Swiss are neutral. |
1.1856 |
0.03566 |
167 |
141 |
21 |
5 |
1418 |
Tell me lads, does that cheese be white? – Tell me, is it run through and through with holes on e'ry side? – And shout out: does it smell like yer dank feet? – Tell me true, lads! Tell me true. |
1.1856 |
0.03763 |
167 |
143 |
17 |
7 |
1419 |
Who knows how long she's been out of the fridge! |
1.1854 |
0.03440 |
151 |
125 |
24 |
2 |
1420 |
Even a Feta complete will not be Gouda enough! |
1.1854 |
0.03327 |
178 |
149 |
25 |
4 |
1421 |
I’m feeling anything other than neutral. |
1.1854 |
0.03513 |
178 |
151 |
21 |
6 |
1422 |
This one will feed us for the whole theater season. |
1.1854 |
0.03421 |
178 |
150 |
23 |
5 |
1423 |
Too bad we don't have a Swiss army knife. |
1.1854 |
0.03513 |
178 |
151 |
21 |
6 |
1424 |
Carve just a few slices; don’t kill it! |
1.1854 |
0.03421 |
178 |
150 |
23 |
5 |
1425 |
See the battle scars? This one won’t platter easily boys. |
1.1854 |
0.03421 |
178 |
150 |
23 |
5 |
1426 |
That’s a Swiss, alright. But stay wary, it’s aged. |
1.1852 |
0.03459 |
189 |
161 |
21 |
7 |
1427 |
This isn't just any White Cheddar, men. This is a GREAT White Cheddar. |
1.1852 |
0.03377 |
189 |
160 |
23 |
6 |
1428 |
Shipmates, don't be fooled by its name. It's definetely not neutral. |
1.1852 |
0.03292 |
189 |
159 |
25 |
5 |
1429 |
Thank Gouda! It's only Swiss. |
1.1852 |
0.03527 |
162 |
136 |
22 |
4 |
1430 |
I am picking an escape room for the next team event. |
1.1850 |
0.03577 |
173 |
147 |
20 |
6 |
1431 |
This is it. This is the good news I've told you about. |
1.1850 |
0.03577 |
173 |
147 |
20 |
6 |
1432 |
This rescue plan is full of holes,Joe! |
1.1850 |
0.03384 |
173 |
145 |
24 |
4 |
1433 |
Look out! It's smelt the brie! |
1.1850 |
0.03384 |
173 |
145 |
24 |
4 |
1434 |
Do not attack. It is a neutral. |
1.1850 |
0.03384 |
173 |
145 |
24 |
4 |
1435 |
I love the thrill of the chase, but I just can’t handle dairy like I used to. |
1.1848 |
0.03347 |
184 |
155 |
24 |
5 |
1436 |
Emmentaler! What a disappointment. |
1.1847 |
0.03360 |
157 |
130 |
25 |
2 |
1437 |
You don't have to keep yelling "Gouda ahead captain." |
1.1846 |
0.03306 |
195 |
165 |
24 |
6 |
1438 |
I have to confess I fell for “all the antipasti you can catch” |
1.1846 |
0.03225 |
195 |
164 |
26 |
5 |
1439 |
Darn, we really need a Swiss Army knife for this one! |
1.1845 |
0.03546 |
168 |
142 |
21 |
5 |
1440 |
Does a Jarlsburg really count as a Swiss? |
1.1844 |
0.03976 |
141 |
120 |
15 |
5 |
1441 |
No Swiss Guards. Could it be Jarlsberg? |
1.1844 |
0.03712 |
141 |
118 |
20 |
3 |
1442 |
Heave ho, havarti! |
1.1844 |
0.03115 |
179 |
148 |
29 |
2 |
1443 |
Those Swiss. Can never take a joke. |
1.1844 |
0.03310 |
179 |
150 |
25 |
4 |
1444 |
Swiss cheese 12 o’clock! |
1.1844 |
0.03495 |
179 |
152 |
21 |
6 |
1445 |
Our biggest problem, is finding the right wine! |
1.1842 |
0.03666 |
152 |
128 |
20 |
4 |
1446 |
Some claim that the Swiss are neutral, but don’t let that lull you into complacency. Ready your paring knives for impact! |
1.1842 |
0.03522 |
190 |
163 |
19 |
8 |
1447 |
What are you waiting for Ishmael? |
1.1840 |
0.03167 |
163 |
134 |
28 |
1 |
1448 |
Captain Ahab says revenge is a dish best served cold. |
1.1840 |
0.03397 |
163 |
136 |
24 |
3 |
1449 |
Anyone got a Swiss Army knife |
1.1839 |
0.03558 |
174 |
148 |
20 |
6 |
1450 |
Avast, mates! It's the great white Swiss. |
1.1839 |
0.03558 |
174 |
148 |
20 |
6 |
1451 |
Listen boys, keep an eye out for the White Zinfandel |
1.1839 |
0.03558 |
174 |
148 |
20 |
6 |
1452 |
Here comes the Big Cheese! |
1.1839 |
0.03366 |
174 |
146 |
24 |
4 |
1453 |
No, I didn't bring the wine. Didn't one of you? |
1.1839 |
0.03163 |
174 |
144 |
28 |
2 |
1454 |
Thank god it’s not Camembert. |
1.1839 |
0.03558 |
174 |
148 |
20 |
6 |
1455 |
Thar she floats. |
1.1837 |
0.03615 |
147 |
123 |
21 |
3 |
1456 |
Stay with the Port. |
1.1837 |
0.03615 |
147 |
123 |
21 |
3 |
1457 |
The Swiss have chosen a side- and its not ours! |
1.1837 |
0.03043 |
196 |
163 |
30 |
3 |
1458 |
This really puts the shark in charcuterie. |
1.1835 |
0.03340 |
158 |
131 |
25 |
2 |
1459 |
It is a Swiss cheeseberg! |
1.1834 |
0.03625 |
169 |
144 |
19 |
6 |
1460 |
Looks like she calved off the Continental Shelf. |
1.1834 |
0.03425 |
169 |
142 |
23 |
4 |
1461 |
Who had the great idea that the rat pantry on ship needed restocking? |
1.1834 |
0.03321 |
169 |
140 |
25 |
3 |
1462 |
We’re gonna need some bigger bread. |
1.1833 |
0.03386 |
180 |
152 |
23 |
5 |
1463 |
Looks like we’re gonna need a bigger cheeseboard! |
1.1833 |
0.03477 |
180 |
153 |
21 |
6 |
1464 |
Call me Neufchatel. |
1.1833 |
0.03477 |
180 |
153 |
21 |
6 |
1465 |
I’ve seen this before. It has a cheesy ending. |
1.1833 |
0.03198 |
180 |
150 |
26 |
3 |
1466 |
And only one third is above water. |
1.1832 |
0.03426 |
191 |
163 |
21 |
7 |
1467 |
Be careful, that may be a Packers Fan Cheeseheadberg!" |
1.1830 |
0.03399 |
153 |
127 |
24 |
2 |
1468 |
Noshing speed! |
1.1830 |
0.03873 |
153 |
131 |
16 |
6 |
1469 |
Damn it, who cut the cheese! |
1.1829 |
0.03593 |
164 |
139 |
20 |
5 |
1470 |
Ahab the feeling we're in for a gouda time! |
1.1829 |
0.03696 |
164 |
140 |
18 |
6 |
1471 |
This one's for Ahab's deli. |
1.1829 |
0.03266 |
164 |
136 |
26 |
2 |
1472 |
It's ok, it's neutral. |
1.1829 |
0.03349 |
175 |
147 |
24 |
4 |
1473 |
We're the Swiss Cheese Family Robinson. |
1.1829 |
0.03445 |
175 |
148 |
22 |
5 |
1474 |
Don’t worry, they’re neutral. |
1.1829 |
0.03540 |
175 |
149 |
20 |
6 |
1475 |
Wait, Switzerland is landlocked. |
1.1828 |
0.03314 |
186 |
157 |
24 |
5 |
1476 |
When I count to three, everybody cut the cheese. |
1.1828 |
0.03567 |
186 |
160 |
18 |
8 |
1477 |
There’s a sure sign we are in neutral waters. |
1.1827 |
0.03195 |
197 |
166 |
26 |
5 |
1478 |
gruy-aar she blows! |
1.1827 |
0.03275 |
197 |
167 |
24 |
6 |
1479 |
Well, I guess we can forget about Swiss neutrality. |
1.1824 |
0.03718 |
148 |
125 |
19 |
4 |
1480 |
Knives down, it already has holes! |
1.1824 |
0.03327 |
148 |
122 |
25 |
1 |
1481 |
Rethinking the hero. |
1.1824 |
0.03321 |
159 |
132 |
25 |
2 |
1482 |
Avast Matey,prepare to be boarded! |
1.1824 |
0.03439 |
159 |
133 |
23 |
3 |
1483 |
The first one to say “Who moved my cheese” gets to swim home. |
1.1824 |
0.03407 |
170 |
143 |
23 |
4 |
1484 |
Wait! Isn’t that cheese neutral? |
1.1824 |
0.03303 |
170 |
142 |
25 |
3 |
1485 |
Where is Ahab when we need him! |
1.1824 |
0.03508 |
170 |
144 |
21 |
5 |
1486 |
Let's leave that one for the cracker board crew. |
1.1824 |
0.03407 |
170 |
143 |
23 |
4 |
1487 |
“Hard left, cheeseberg straight ahead.” |
1.1824 |
0.03605 |
170 |
145 |
19 |
6 |
1488 |
Manchego…Overboard!!! |
1.1823 |
0.03245 |
192 |
162 |
25 |
5 |
1489 |
Apres le fromage quelle ......? |
1.1823 |
0.03073 |
192 |
159 |
28 |
3 |
1490 |
Batten down the crackers and secure the brie! It's Moby Swiss! |
1.1818 |
0.03379 |
154 |
128 |
24 |
2 |
1491 |
We could wait for the white cheddar but guests are arriving in an hour. |
1.1818 |
0.03331 |
176 |
148 |
24 |
4 |
1492 |
This will be a nice neutral addition to our spread. |
1.1818 |
0.03503 |
154 |
129 |
22 |
3 |
1493 |
This sea muenster will complete our charcuterie. |
1.1818 |
0.03360 |
209 |
180 |
20 |
9 |
1494 |
Oh oh, remember the 'Swiss Cheese Theory' - one more hole & we're all sunk! |
1.1818 |
0.03297 |
187 |
158 |
24 |
5 |
1495 |
Well, call me Ementaler |
1.1818 |
0.03251 |
154 |
126 |
26 |
1 |
1496 |
Careful, it could be Moby Dick in disguise." |
1.1818 |
0.03468 |
165 |
139 |
22 |
4 |
1497 |
And remember, we're only seeing 10% of it! |
1.1818 |
0.03248 |
165 |
137 |
26 |
2 |
1498 |
We beat the Swiss to it. |
1.1813 |
0.03230 |
193 |
163 |
25 |
5 |
1499 |
I'm going for a hole in one. |
1.1813 |
0.03312 |
193 |
164 |
23 |
6 |
1500 |
At long last, it's the great white wheel." |
1.1813 |
0.03260 |
182 |
153 |
25 |
4 |
1501 |
Stand down men, it is from a neutral country. |
1.1813 |
0.03179 |
171 |
141 |
27 |
2 |
1502 |
You're gonna need a better wine. |
1.1813 |
0.03681 |
171 |
147 |
17 |
7 |
1503 |
I always thought it should have been spelled sharkuterie. |
1.1813 |
0.03489 |
171 |
145 |
21 |
5 |
1504 |
Wait, the Swiss are neutral. |
1.1813 |
0.03286 |
171 |
143 |
25 |
3 |
1505 |
After this,we head west towards the Isthmus of Pretension |
1.1813 |
0.03389 |
171 |
144 |
23 |
4 |
1506 |
Baby Swiss Family Robinson |
1.1812 |
0.03419 |
160 |
134 |
23 |
3 |
1507 |
No worries, mates.
The Swiss are neutral. |
1.1812 |
0.03532 |
160 |
135 |
21 |
4 |
1508 |
One small step for a man, one giant step for charcuterie. |
1.1812 |
0.03816 |
149 |
127 |
17 |
5 |
1509 |
Charcuterie Ahoy! |
1.1808 |
0.03410 |
177 |
150 |
22 |
5 |
1510 |
Don't worry, it isn't hostile. The Swiss are always neutral. |
1.1808 |
0.03314 |
177 |
149 |
24 |
4 |
1511 |
Careful boys, it might be a Munster |
1.1808 |
0.03410 |
177 |
150 |
22 |
5 |
1512 |
We're going to need a bigger breadboard. |
1.1808 |
0.03216 |
177 |
148 |
26 |
3 |
1513 |
Looks like it has already been bombed! |
1.1807 |
0.03341 |
166 |
139 |
24 |
3 |
1514 |
Clearly, we won't starve -- thirst might be an issue. |
1.1807 |
0.03341 |
166 |
139 |
24 |
3 |
1515 |
Let's wait for a nice Gorgonzola. |
1.1807 |
0.02996 |
166 |
136 |
30 |
0 |
1516 |
That's not the Great White Cheddar! |
1.1807 |
0.03449 |
166 |
140 |
22 |
4 |
1517 |
Judging from the fin, I'd say it's fully aged. |
1.1807 |
0.03654 |
166 |
142 |
18 |
6 |
1518 |
The Swiss only feign neutrality when it comes to cheese! |
1.1807 |
0.03341 |
166 |
139 |
24 |
3 |
1519 |
Bring out the chutney chum, Mr. Smee! |
1.1806 |
0.03715 |
155 |
132 |
18 |
5 |
1520 |
Seriously guys. You've never tried cheese boat? |
1.1806 |
0.03600 |
155 |
131 |
20 |
4 |
1521 |
The Swiss are invading! Attack with your bayonets! |
1.1806 |
0.03600 |
155 |
131 |
20 |
4 |
1522 |
The cruditeers approached the Great Swiss with caution. |
1.1803 |
0.03053 |
183 |
152 |
28 |
2 |
1523 |
I knew we should have sailed in the fondue pot |
1.1803 |
0.03335 |
183 |
155 |
23 |
5 |
1524 |
From Whole Foods’ heart, I stab at thee!” |
1.1802 |
0.03470 |
172 |
144 |
21 |
5 |
1525 |
Gentlemen, it seems we're about to face the true meaning of 'cutting the cheese' |
1.1802 |
0.03567 |
172 |
147 |
19 |
6 |
1526 |
Beaufort and conquer! |
1.1802 |
0.03053 |
172 |
142 |
29 |
1 |
1527 |
Careful, this could be one of those Swiss Navy gags |
1.1802 |
0.03053 |
172 |
142 |
29 |
1 |
1528 |
From hell's heart I arrange thee! |
1.1801 |
0.04027 |
161 |
141 |
11 |
9 |
1529 |
Remember laddies, when the hole points fo'ard, it's ripe to haul aboard. |
1.1801 |
0.03400 |
161 |
135 |
23 |
3 |
1530 |
The Swiss Navy has never been such a menace. |
1.1801 |
0.03512 |
161 |
136 |
21 |
4 |
1531 |
Rats! He sees we've got Brie, and he's coming in for the kill. |
1.1801 |
0.03400 |
161 |
135 |
23 |
3 |
1532 |
We’ll capture it and head for that giant bottle of port. |
1.1801 |
0.03400 |
161 |
135 |
23 |
3 |
1533 |
Straight ahead is Wisconsin. |
1.1801 |
0.03400 |
161 |
135 |
23 |
3 |
1534 |
Was I supposed to bring the crackers? |
1.1801 |
0.03512 |
161 |
136 |
21 |
4 |
1535 |
This day’s just getting better and better. |
1.1800 |
0.03792 |
150 |
127 |
17 |
5 |
1536 |
They must be holed up inside. |
1.1799 |
0.02900 |
189 |
156 |
32 |
1 |
1537 |
Damn the Swiss ! They’ve always hated our French Brie |
1.1799 |
0.03433 |
189 |
162 |
20 |
7 |
1538 |
Hold! The Swiss is neutral! |
1.1799 |
0.03178 |
189 |
159 |
26 |
4 |
1539 |
I've got the brie, you keep the crackers dry." |
1.1798 |
0.03297 |
178 |
150 |
24 |
4 |
1540 |
Ahoy mates, the perfect complement to our ‘shark’uterie. |
1.1795 |
0.03462 |
156 |
131 |
22 |
3 |
1541 |
If this doesn’t sink us, the iceberg lettuce will. |
1.1795 |
0.03693 |
156 |
133 |
18 |
5 |
1542 |
Let's keep looking for something French. |
1.1795 |
0.03214 |
156 |
129 |
26 |
1 |
1543 |
I thought Switzerland was neutral. |
1.1795 |
0.03579 |
156 |
132 |
20 |
4 |
1544 |
Use the knives as oars boys.We need that cheese! It's 'holier' than ours. |
1.1795 |
0.03340 |
156 |
130 |
24 |
2 |
1545 |
It’s too big for our board, but maybe I can slice off a small chunk as we pass by. |
1.1795 |
0.03803 |
156 |
134 |
16 |
6 |
1546 |
Damn the baby Swiss — full speed ahead! |
1.1795 |
0.03910 |
156 |
135 |
14 |
7 |
1547 |
Be careful, boys. When cut, he raises an awful stink. |
1.1793 |
0.03407 |
184 |
157 |
21 |
6 |
1548 |
Who's gonna cut the cheese? |
1.1793 |
0.03228 |
184 |
155 |
25 |
4 |
1549 |
Be careful. Most of it is underwater. And that part may be low fat. |
1.1793 |
0.03618 |
145 |
122 |
20 |
3 |
1550 |
Be careful. This is a cheese with bite.” |
1.1793 |
0.03748 |
145 |
123 |
18 |
4 |
1551 |
Still think we rented the wrong boat? |
1.1792 |
0.03641 |
173 |
149 |
17 |
7 |
1552 |
Well, that looks enough to tide us over. |
1.1792 |
0.03146 |
173 |
144 |
27 |
2 |
1553 |
Don't fire until you see the whites of their rind! |
1.1791 |
0.02974 |
201 |
168 |
30 |
3 |
1554 |
Let's see who's really the big cheese. |
1.1790 |
0.03146 |
162 |
134 |
27 |
1 |
1555 |
It's not aged enough. Let's go home. |
1.1790 |
0.03265 |
162 |
135 |
25 |
2 |
1556 |
Huh!? You forgot the wine for our AND CHEESE operation!!?? |
1.1790 |
0.03265 |
162 |
135 |
25 |
2 |
1557 |
Gentleman, it's time to cut the cheese. |
1.1790 |
0.03381 |
162 |
136 |
23 |
3 |
1558 |
Knives at the ready... |
1.1788 |
0.03399 |
151 |
126 |
23 |
2 |
1559 |
Neutral, my ass! He always gets all ‘holier than thou’ on charcuterie night. |
1.1788 |
0.03399 |
151 |
126 |
23 |
2 |
1560 |
Wallace and Gromit were right all along |
1.1788 |
0.03527 |
151 |
127 |
21 |
3 |
1561 |
It may be sharp! |
1.1788 |
0.03527 |
151 |
127 |
21 |
3 |
1562 |
That's one whey to go! |
1.1788 |
0.03267 |
151 |
125 |
25 |
1 |
1563 |
It's Moby Swiss! |
1.1788 |
0.03280 |
179 |
151 |
24 |
4 |
1564 |
Damn! It's histamine-rich |
1.1786 |
0.02964 |
168 |
138 |
30 |
0 |
1565 |
Beware! It's high on cholesterol! |
1.1786 |
0.03411 |
168 |
142 |
22 |
4 |
1566 |
I told you she was real, boys: the South Pacific sea Muenster. |
1.1786 |
0.03711 |
168 |
145 |
16 |
7 |
1567 |
How could you forget the mustard? |
1.1786 |
0.03305 |
168 |
141 |
24 |
3 |
1568 |
Should we stab or slice? |
1.1786 |
0.03829 |
140 |
119 |
17 |
4 |
1569 |
Forty years, Starbuck, I've hunted cheese. Forty years |
1.1786 |
0.03082 |
168 |
139 |
28 |
1 |
1570 |
Ah, shoot, it’s the Swiss. They’re neutral. |
1.1786 |
0.03305 |
168 |
141 |
24 |
3 |
1571 |
Oh no, not Swiss. We need gouda! |
1.1784 |
0.03475 |
185 |
159 |
19 |
7 |
1572 |
And now we have our 'sharkcuterie' board... |
1.1783 |
0.03671 |
157 |
134 |
18 |
5 |
1573 |
Stand down, it’s not artisanal! |
1.1783 |
0.03558 |
157 |
133 |
20 |
4 |
1574 |
I don't know, fellas. This whole thing smells funny to me. |
1.1783 |
0.03671 |
157 |
134 |
18 |
5 |
1575 |
Gentlemen; let's cut the cheese. |
1.1783 |
0.03781 |
157 |
134 |
16 |
6 |
1576 |
Hold fast, men, that's just an emmental. We're wanting the great gruyere for this here cheese board. |
1.1783 |
0.03724 |
129 |
108 |
19 |
2 |
1577 |
Cheese knives to the ready, mates! It's the dreaded Moby Gruyere! |
1.1782 |
0.03234 |
174 |
146 |
25 |
3 |
1578 |
Let's attack forthswiss! |
1.1782 |
0.03433 |
174 |
148 |
21 |
5 |
1579 |
Don't let the neutrality fool you boys, this will be a fight. |
1.1782 |
0.03234 |
174 |
146 |
25 |
3 |
1580 |
Damn the torpedos, it's time to cut the cheese. |
1.1782 |
0.03335 |
174 |
147 |
23 |
4 |
1581 |
It's considered an invasive species in Mediterranean waters. |
1.1781 |
0.03725 |
146 |
124 |
18 |
4 |
1582 |
I’ve never seen this before, get ahold of Starbucks |
1.1781 |
0.03849 |
146 |
125 |
16 |
5 |
1583 |
Whatever you do, don’t aim for its eye! |
1.1781 |
0.03462 |
146 |
122 |
22 |
2 |
1584 |
Prepare to be boarded, gentleman! |
1.1780 |
0.03147 |
191 |
161 |
26 |
4 |
1585 |
All we need now is the crudité. |
1.1779 |
0.03247 |
163 |
136 |
25 |
2 |
1586 |
Well, This sure looks like the end of Swiss neutrality! |
1.1779 |
0.03580 |
163 |
139 |
19 |
5 |
1587 |
The charcuterie board hunting competition relied on the neutrality of the Swiss |
1.1779 |
0.03580 |
163 |
139 |
19 |
5 |
1588 |
It's a neutral island. That's good for our intentions. |
1.1778 |
0.03357 |
180 |
153 |
22 |
5 |
1589 |
Swiss neutrality my ass. Prepare to be boarded. |
1.1778 |
0.04054 |
135 |
116 |
14 |
5 |
1590 |
At least we won’t be hungry. |
1.1776 |
0.03505 |
152 |
128 |
21 |
3 |
1591 |
Another giant cheese at this latitude?…what are the odds? |
1.1776 |
0.03379 |
152 |
127 |
23 |
2 |
1592 |
It’s a holy crusade |
1.1776 |
0.03628 |
152 |
129 |
19 |
4 |
1593 |
Incoming attack men. I thought Swiss cheese was neutral. |
1.1775 |
0.03495 |
169 |
144 |
20 |
5 |
1594 |
Let's hope it's not limbuger |
1.1775 |
0.03392 |
169 |
143 |
22 |
4 |
1595 |
Remember, team. Lateral cuts only!! |
1.1775 |
0.03392 |
169 |
143 |
22 |
4 |
1596 |
Looks like the other crew got to this one first. |
1.1775 |
0.03392 |
169 |
143 |
22 |
4 |
1597 |
We’re gonna need a bigger float |
1.1772 |
0.03537 |
158 |
134 |
20 |
4 |
1598 |
No one says cheese till we finish the job. |
1.1772 |
0.03537 |
158 |
134 |
20 |
4 |
1599 |
I don't want this to be a cheesy ending. |
1.1772 |
0.03301 |
158 |
132 |
24 |
2 |
1600 |
Jarlsberg, right ahead!” |
1.1771 |
0.03317 |
175 |
147 |
23 |
4 |
1601 |
To complete the perfect charcuterie board, Davey needed to sacrifice one of his crewmen. |
1.1771 |
0.03317 |
175 |
148 |
23 |
4 |
1602 |
All of Nantucket will raise a toast—or Triscuit—to us! |
1.1771 |
0.03006 |
175 |
145 |
29 |
1 |
1603 |
It appears to be staying in neutral |
1.1771 |
0.03317 |
175 |
148 |
23 |
4 |
1604 |
Damn it!… I ordered a Sushi Boat! |
1.1769 |
0.03302 |
147 |
122 |
24 |
1 |
1605 |
It's Moby Swiss, and he's covered in blow holes. |
1.1769 |
0.03302 |
147 |
122 |
24 |
1 |
1606 |
Get ready to board her!! |
1.1768 |
0.03343 |
164 |
138 |
23 |
3 |
1607 |
Beware of the Jarslberg! |
1.1768 |
0.03431 |
181 |
155 |
20 |
6 |
1608 |
It is Holey”
“…what? Holy?
“No Holey”
“oh Wholly…Wholly what?”
“Cheese!! Wholly Cheese?”
“It looks more Holey…”
“Holy… |
1.1768 |
0.03519 |
181 |
156 |
18 |
7 |
1609 |
Another innocent victim of the Charcuterie Pirates! |
1.1768 |
0.03519 |
181 |
156 |
18 |
7 |
1610 |
Now I'm scared of it being too sharp! |
1.1768 |
0.03340 |
181 |
154 |
22 |
5 |
1611 |
It's fondue tonight me hearties. |
1.1765 |
0.03049 |
170 |
141 |
28 |
1 |
1612 |
She's heading straight for us! I thought the Swiss were neutral! |
1.1765 |
0.03269 |
170 |
143 |
24 |
3 |
1613 |
Finally, firm cheese ahoy!" |
1.1765 |
0.03359 |
153 |
127 |
23 |
2 |
1614 |
Hi-ho, the derry-o, the cheese swims alone. |
1.1765 |
0.03484 |
153 |
129 |
21 |
3 |
1615 |
We can't attack...the Swiss are neutral! |
1.1765 |
0.03606 |
153 |
130 |
19 |
4 |
1616 |
Remember, no cutting off the nose! |
1.1765 |
0.03476 |
170 |
145 |
20 |
5 |
1617 |
We’re gonna need a bigger baguette! |
1.1765 |
0.03837 |
153 |
132 |
15 |
6 |
1618 |
Okay,you guys have the crudités platter ready? |
1.1765 |
0.03269 |
187 |
159 |
23 |
5 |
1619 |
Back to the ship. The captain says we’re looking for a white cheddar. |
1.1765 |
0.03359 |
153 |
128 |
23 |
2 |
1620 |
You "misplaced" the jumbo crackers? |
1.1765 |
0.03228 |
153 |
127 |
25 |
1 |
1621 |
Did anyone bring crackers. |
1.1762 |
0.03030 |
193 |
162 |
28 |
3 |
1622 |
Where is my swiss army knife when I need it |
1.1761 |
0.03397 |
176 |
150 |
21 |
5 |
1623 |
It’s not authentic charcuterie without Blue Whale and Swiss! |
1.1761 |
0.03491 |
176 |
151 |
19 |
6 |
1624 |
That is not a neutral cheese. |
1.1761 |
0.03397 |
176 |
150 |
21 |
5 |
1625 |
Not that one boys, it’s a melting cheese. |
1.1761 |
0.03628 |
159 |
136 |
18 |
5 |
1626 |
Watch it boys; it could be Gruyère but Emmentaler is unpredictable. |
1.1761 |
0.03159 |
159 |
131 |
26 |
1 |
1627 |
Ah, the perfect embellishment to tonight's charcuterie. |
1.1761 |
0.03402 |
159 |
134 |
22 |
3 |
1628 |
Go easy. It's a neutral country. |
1.1759 |
0.03374 |
199 |
172 |
19 |
8 |
1629 |
We can't attack it because it's Swiss cheese and they're neutral. |
1.1758 |
0.03230 |
182 |
154 |
24 |
4 |
1630 |
It’s going to ram us! Hard to port wine! |
1.1758 |
0.03413 |
182 |
156 |
20 |
6 |
1631 |
Steady boys...the Swiss ones can be sharp. |
1.1758 |
0.03670 |
182 |
159 |
14 |
9 |
1632 |
Oh my God, it’s Moby Dick Cheese |
1.1758 |
0.03540 |
165 |
141 |
19 |
5 |
1633 |
It's going to ruin our delicate balance! |
1.1758 |
0.03211 |
165 |
138 |
25 |
2 |
1634 |
Remember, what you see is just the tip of the Emmental |
1.1758 |
0.03324 |
165 |
139 |
23 |
3 |
1635 |
Brace yourself, lads. The sharkuterie won't be complete until we nab the Great White. |
1.1757 |
0.03678 |
148 |
126 |
18 |
4 |
1636 |
Who’s going to cut the cheese? |
1.1757 |
0.03678 |
148 |
126 |
18 |
4 |
1637 |
Should we kill it? We are running low on Swiss. |
1.1757 |
0.03678 |
148 |
126 |
18 |
4 |
1638 |
Did anyone remember the pool noodles? |
1.1757 |
0.03551 |
148 |
125 |
20 |
3 |
1639 |
I think we need some bigger crackers |
1.1757 |
0.03551 |
148 |
125 |
20 |
3 |
1640 |
Don't worry, he won't attack. He's Swiss. |
1.1757 |
0.03920 |
148 |
128 |
14 |
6 |
1641 |
They're supposed to be Neutral! It's time to call The Grater... |
1.1755 |
0.03165 |
188 |
157 |
24 |
4 |
1642 |
So, this is what they meant when they said there were supply chain issues? |
1.1754 |
0.03252 |
171 |
144 |
24 |
3 |
1643 |
I don't know if I have the stomach for it. |
1.1754 |
0.03356 |
171 |
145 |
22 |
4 |
1644 |
Lower your hors d'oeuvres knives, boys - it's spawning season and she's a breeder. |
1.1754 |
0.03144 |
171 |
143 |
26 |
2 |
1645 |
This fishing story has holes in it." |
1.1754 |
0.03252 |
171 |
144 |
24 |
3 |
1646 |
I just hate that holier-than-thou attitude. |
1.1754 |
0.03356 |
171 |
145 |
22 |
4 |
1647 |
Mind the rind! |
1.1754 |
0.03252 |
171 |
144 |
24 |
3 |
1648 |
Finally, we can get the Swiss on board. |
1.1754 |
0.03555 |
171 |
146 |
18 |
6 |
1649 |
Finally, we’ve found The Great White One…! |
1.1753 |
0.03584 |
154 |
131 |
19 |
4 |
1650 |
Yes, but won't this disrupt our protein-to-carb ratio? |
1.1753 |
0.03464 |
154 |
130 |
21 |
3 |
1651 |
I’m mounting this one above my fireplace. |
1.1753 |
0.03209 |
154 |
128 |
25 |
1 |
1652 |
Remember boys...don't look into the hole. There's no telling what horrors ye may encounter in that gaping void. |
1.1752 |
0.03721 |
137 |
116 |
18 |
3 |
1653 |
Don't slice until you can touch the white of its eyes. |
1.1752 |
0.03574 |
137 |
115 |
20 |
2 |
1654 |
Remember lads, only 10% of the calories are visible. |
1.1751 |
0.03379 |
177 |
151 |
21 |
5 |
1655 |
What's a jarlsberg doing in these waters?!? |
1.1751 |
0.03379 |
177 |
151 |
21 |
5 |
1656 |
Swiss cheese? my god we're lost |
1.1751 |
0.03183 |
177 |
149 |
25 |
3 |
1657 |
We're going to need a bigger caption. |
1.1750 |
0.03920 |
160 |
140 |
12 |
8 |
1658 |
I hope that’s not just the fin. |
1.1750 |
0.03607 |
160 |
137 |
18 |
5 |
1659 |
Must belong to the Robinson family. |
1.1750 |
0.03496 |
160 |
136 |
20 |
4 |
1660 |
The one that got away is always biggest. |
1.1750 |
0.03496 |
160 |
136 |
20 |
4 |
1661 |
Brie, tell him smell or not, we'll cut him." |
1.1750 |
0.03264 |
160 |
134 |
24 |
2 |
1662 |
Fine! But Bill! After we capture the swiss do you promise to let us go? The S. S. Charcuterie will fare way better as a one-man vessel. Please! |
1.1750 |
0.03382 |
160 |
135 |
22 |
3 |
1663 |
How does it float with so many holes? |
1.1750 |
0.03496 |
160 |
136 |
20 |
4 |
1664 |
Lets be cautious. The sharks around here are very sneaky |
1.1750 |
0.03382 |
160 |
132 |
22 |
3 |
1665 |
Be careful men. This one is a little Nutty |
1.1750 |
0.03264 |
160 |
132 |
23 |
2 |
1666 |
This one really is the BIG cheese. |
1.1747 |
0.03721 |
166 |
144 |
15 |
7 |
1667 |
OK, boys! That she holes! |
1.1747 |
0.03194 |
166 |
139 |
25 |
2 |
1668 |
Shiver me limburger |
1.1747 |
0.03415 |
166 |
141 |
21 |
4 |
1669 |
should we cut the cheese? |
1.1747 |
0.03415 |
166 |
141 |
21 |
4 |
1670 |
Gents get ready for our main course. |
1.1745 |
0.03655 |
149 |
127 |
18 |
4 |
1671 |
Let's wear our Cheesehead hats to create a distraction! |
1.1745 |
0.03398 |
149 |
125 |
22 |
2 |
1672 |
If only we could have brought the port. |
1.1745 |
0.03398 |
149 |
125 |
22 |
2 |
1673 |
Rising water levels threaten Wisconsin residents. |
1.1744 |
0.03536 |
172 |
148 |
18 |
6 |
1674 |
At last, calcium, ho! |
1.1744 |
0.03234 |
172 |
145 |
24 |
3 |
1675 |
Wait a Minute! There’s no such thing as the Swiss Navy. |
1.1744 |
0.03723 |
172 |
150 |
14 |
8 |
1676 |
If that's bait......... |
1.1742 |
0.03646 |
132 |
111 |
19 |
2 |
1677 |
Gird up your loins, oh men of valor.
For this is why we came. |
1.1742 |
0.03319 |
155 |
130 |
23 |
2 |
1678 |
I assumed the Lox Ness Monster would be cream cheese. |
1.1742 |
0.03899 |
155 |
135 |
13 |
7 |
1679 |
It is its whiteness, above all else, that horrifies me. |
1.1739 |
0.03398 |
138 |
115 |
22 |
1 |
1680 |
I haven't been this excited since I saw "Watch On the Rind." |
1.1739 |
0.03476 |
161 |
137 |
20 |
4 |
1681 |
we need a bigger mouse trap. |
1.1739 |
0.03476 |
161 |
137 |
20 |
4 |
1682 |
Any way you slice it, the board's in big trouble. |
1.1739 |
0.03696 |
138 |
117 |
18 |
3 |
1683 |
Be alert - they say they are neutral. |
1.1739 |
0.03363 |
161 |
136 |
22 |
3 |
1684 |
I can't stomach defeat. |
1.1739 |
0.03476 |
161 |
137 |
20 |
4 |
1685 |
Stand down boys; this is a cheese board, not a ham sandwich |
1.1739 |
0.03693 |
161 |
139 |
16 |
6 |
1686 |
A port would good with this. |
1.1739 |
0.03379 |
184 |
158 |
20 |
6 |
1687 |
We might be okay. I heard this kind of cheese is neutral. |
1.1737 |
0.03396 |
167 |
142 |
21 |
4 |
1688 |
Watch out! It's a Trojan cheese. |
1.1737 |
0.03500 |
167 |
140 |
17 |
5 |
1689 |
It's the Great White Emmenthaler! |
1.1737 |
0.03060 |
167 |
139 |
27 |
1 |
1690 |
Are you sure it is famously neutral? |
1.1737 |
0.03288 |
167 |
141 |
23 |
3 |
1691 |
Look out fellas,Jarlsberg dead ahead! |
1.1737 |
0.03500 |
167 |
143 |
19 |
5 |
1692 |
Towards cheese I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering cheese; to the last I grapple with cheese; from hell’s heart I stab at cheese; for taste's sake I spit my last breath at cheese. |
1.1736 |
0.03859 |
144 |
124 |
15 |
5 |
1693 |
Did someone order a cheese boat? |
1.1736 |
0.03461 |
144 |
121 |
21 |
2 |
1694 |
It has a depth of flavor that's deceiving. |
1.1736 |
0.03167 |
144 |
119 |
25 |
0 |
1695 |
Steady boys ,it's the Jarlsberg and she is going to ram us. |
1.1734 |
0.03611 |
173 |
150 |
16 |
7 |
1696 |
Wisconsin ahoy, mateys! |
1.1734 |
0.03320 |
173 |
147 |
22 |
4 |
1697 |
The cheese stands alone, boys. The cheese stands alone! |
1.1734 |
0.03320 |
173 |
147 |
22 |
4 |
1698 |
I think we have room for only a small slice. |
1.1734 |
0.03111 |
173 |
145 |
26 |
2 |
1699 |
Don't waste your knife, Errol. Too many holes in that one, compared to the Brie we already have. |
1.1734 |
0.03217 |
173 |
146 |
24 |
3 |
1700 |
Look out. It's Jaws, disguised as a Green Bay Packer |
1.1734 |
0.03111 |
173 |
145 |
26 |
2 |
1701 |
Don’t get me wrong, I love a good Swiss, but that thing is full of plot holes. |
1.1734 |
0.03111 |
173 |
145 |
26 |
2 |
1702 |
What a delicious journey! Cheese Island is right ahead. |
1.1733 |
0.03507 |
150 |
127 |
20 |
3 |
1703 |
We must be getting near Switzerland. |
1.1733 |
0.03242 |
150 |
125 |
24 |
1 |
1704 |
This is where the giant Wisconsin football fan hangs out |
1.1732 |
0.03888 |
127 |
107 |
15 |
3 |
1705 |
There she curds |
1.1732 |
0.03249 |
179 |
152 |
23 |
4 |
1706 |
Tell me you didn't forget the crackers. |
1.1731 |
0.03541 |
156 |
133 |
19 |
4 |
1707 |
So, that's the big cheese. |
1.1731 |
0.03423 |
156 |
132 |
21 |
3 |
1708 |
I think we're going to need a bigger cutting board. |
1.1731 |
0.03423 |
156 |
132 |
21 |
3 |
1709 |
Hurry! Before the mouse returns. |
1.1731 |
0.03656 |
156 |
134 |
17 |
5 |
1710 |
Ahab and his charcuterie zealots approach the great white Swiss with caution. |
1.1728 |
0.03106 |
162 |
135 |
26 |
1 |
1711 |
It's Swiss - perfect. Keep your eyes peeled for a glass of Pinot! |
1.1728 |
0.02841 |
191 |
159 |
31 |
1 |
1712 |
Careful, men. This is sharp cheese. |
1.1726 |
0.03481 |
168 |
144 |
19 |
5 |
1713 |
If it hits us, we lose the artisanal balance we worked so hard to achieve, men! |
1.1724 |
0.03834 |
145 |
125 |
15 |
5 |
1714 |
After this, we catch some olives and we head home. |
1.1724 |
0.03707 |
145 |
124 |
17 |
4 |
1715 |
Unleash the grapes of wrath! |
1.1724 |
0.03200 |
174 |
147 |
24 |
3 |
1716 |
Hold your noses boys! I'm going to cut the cheese. |
1.1724 |
0.03575 |
145 |
123 |
19 |
3 |
1717 |
According to the 1815 Treaty of Paris they're neutral. |
1.1724 |
0.03707 |
145 |
124 |
17 |
4 |
1718 |
It's a Wisconsin Cheese Head Submarine closing in for boarding. |
1.1722 |
0.03486 |
151 |
128 |
20 |
3 |
1719 |
Look! It's Moby Cheese!!! |
1.1722 |
0.03486 |
151 |
128 |
20 |
3 |
1720 |
Ho! Cheeseburger ahead. |
1.1722 |
0.03357 |
151 |
127 |
22 |
2 |
1721 |
Careful. This one's been called 'nutty.' |
1.1720 |
0.03166 |
186 |
158 |
24 |
4 |
1722 |
You ordered this Swiss? Cancel the Iceberg Lettuce! |
1.1720 |
0.03154 |
157 |
131 |
25 |
1 |
1723 |
Are the Swiss on board with this plan? |
1.1720 |
0.03154 |
157 |
131 |
25 |
1 |
1724 |
Anyone mention us being a ‘shark-uterie’ board and I’ll stick ya! |
1.1720 |
0.03403 |
157 |
133 |
21 |
3 |
1725 |
They say each hole represents one of its victims. |
1.1718 |
0.03651 |
163 |
141 |
16 |
6 |
1726 |
Even the holes are bigger! |
1.1718 |
0.03437 |
163 |
139 |
20 |
4 |
1727 |
We’re going to need more crudites! |
1.1718 |
0.03545 |
163 |
140 |
18 |
5 |
1728 |
‘This may be too much of a good thing.” |
1.1718 |
0.03437 |
163 |
139 |
20 |
4 |
1729 |
Jeez! What happened to the whole neutrality thing?! |
1.1718 |
0.03209 |
163 |
137 |
24 |
2 |
1730 |
We'll need our Swiss army knives for this one! |
1.1716 |
0.03437 |
134 |
112 |
21 |
1 |
1731 |
Proceed with caution. It
could be a piece of the moon. |
1.1716 |
0.03749 |
134 |
114 |
17 |
3 |
1732 |
Another castawhey! |
1.1716 |
0.03749 |
134 |
114 |
17 |
3 |
1733 |
We're gonna need a bigger throat. |
1.1716 |
0.03755 |
169 |
148 |
13 |
8 |
1734 |
I'll harpoon it and attach a towline while both of you slice off enough for lunch. |
1.1716 |
0.03252 |
169 |
143 |
23 |
3 |
1735 |
Look alive, boys. This is our last chance to balance out the flavors." |
1.1716 |
0.03462 |
169 |
145 |
19 |
5 |
1736 |
Wow, it’s that new cheese made of algae! |
1.1716 |
0.03142 |
169 |
142 |
25 |
2 |
1737 |
This is really sharp cheese so be make sure your first probe takes the edge off! |
1.1716 |
0.03462 |
169 |
145 |
19 |
5 |
1738 |
Look! The cheese stands alone! |
1.1716 |
0.03462 |
169 |
145 |
19 |
5 |
1739 |
Ye thought me mad, but see the scars, lads? 'Tis the white wedge! |
1.1714 |
0.03078 |
175 |
147 |
26 |
2 |
1740 |
I say we cut the point and the hell with etiquette. |
1.1714 |
0.03285 |
175 |
149 |
22 |
4 |
1741 |
If the cheese won't come to the cutting board, the cutting board must go to the cheese! |
1.1714 |
0.03285 |
175 |
149 |
22 |
4 |
1742 |
She thinks it’s her child! |
1.1714 |
0.03479 |
175 |
151 |
18 |
6 |
1743 |
Don't be fooled, guys! It may be the Bermuda Triangle of Cheese. |
1.1714 |
0.03647 |
140 |
119 |
17 |
3 |
1744 |
Holy Great White Wheel |
1.1713 |
0.03401 |
181 |
156 |
19 |
6 |
1745 |
Sorry Jack, but there won't be enough room for you. |
1.1712 |
0.03417 |
146 |
123 |
21 |
2 |
1746 |
Courage, men! It’s sink or Swiss! |
1.1712 |
0.03553 |
146 |
124 |
19 |
3 |
1747 |
Could be a trap. Look out for a giant cat. |
1.1712 |
0.03683 |
146 |
125 |
17 |
4 |
1748 |
These contests are getting really cheesy. |
1.1712 |
0.03417 |
146 |
123 |
21 |
2 |
1749 |
It could be the tip of the cheeseberg |
1.1711 |
0.03588 |
152 |
130 |
18 |
4 |
1750 |
Anchors a whey, my lads, anchors a whey |
1.1711 |
0.03465 |
152 |
129 |
20 |
3 |
1751 |
Look sharp boys - she only looks mild. |
1.1711 |
0.03337 |
152 |
128 |
22 |
2 |
1752 |
I'm good. |
1.1709 |
0.03500 |
158 |
135 |
19 |
4 |
1753 |
Careful, rumor on social media is that one of these took out the Titantic! |
1.1709 |
0.03830 |
158 |
138 |
13 |
7 |
1754 |
Call me Ishmael! No! Call me Hunter of the Giant Charcuterie! |
1.1709 |
0.03500 |
158 |
135 |
19 |
4 |
1755 |
Are we sure it pairs well with the wine? |
1.1709 |
0.03261 |
158 |
133 |
23 |
2 |
1756 |
Jarlsberg. Iceberg. What’s the difference? |
1.1707 |
0.03191 |
164 |
138 |
24 |
2 |
1757 |
We're saved ! It's the Swiss Red Cross. |
1.1707 |
0.03306 |
164 |
139 |
22 |
3 |
1758 |
Men, prepare to repel Swiss boarders! |
1.1707 |
0.03306 |
164 |
139 |
22 |
3 |
1759 |
It's a great white, so we have to be careful. |
1.1706 |
0.03443 |
170 |
146 |
19 |
5 |
1760 |
Be careful, it may be a Trojan cheese! |
1.1706 |
0.03340 |
170 |
145 |
21 |
4 |
1761 |
This must be Green Bay. |
1.1706 |
0.03125 |
170 |
143 |
25 |
2 |
1762 |
The one time I need a Swiss Army knife… |
1.1705 |
0.03062 |
176 |
148 |
26 |
2 |
1763 |
Secure the charcuterie boys the alpine lace is gonna ram us! |
1.1705 |
0.03167 |
176 |
149 |
24 |
3 |
1764 |
It's a trap! Swiss Cheese doesn't float! |
1.1702 |
0.03481 |
141 |
119 |
20 |
2 |
1765 |
No worries, the Swiss have always been neutral. |
1.1702 |
0.03481 |
141 |
119 |
20 |
2 |
1766 |
Hold your fire! The Swiss are neutral. |
1.1702 |
0.04145 |
141 |
124 |
10 |
7 |
1767 |
I have lots of experience with cheeseburgers but this is my first encounter with a cheeseberg. |
1.1701 |
0.03530 |
147 |
125 |
19 |
3 |
1768 |
DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING, THIS IS ALL THAT REMAINS of SWITZERLAND . . . |
1.1699 |
0.03912 |
153 |
134 |
12 |
7 |
1769 |
They look Swiss, I don't think they go with anything. |
1.1699 |
0.03184 |
153 |
128 |
24 |
1 |
1770 |
Boston had the Tea Party but Milwaukee had the Cheese Party. |
1.1699 |
0.03567 |
153 |
131 |
18 |
4 |
1771 |
By God, that’s not a Swiss. It’s a Jarlsberg! |
1.1699 |
0.03444 |
153 |
130 |
20 |
3 |
1772 |
What I wouldn't give for a fondue pot right now. |
1.1699 |
0.03184 |
153 |
128 |
24 |
1 |
1773 |
Gru-YAAAAAR! |
1.1699 |
0.03567 |
153 |
131 |
18 |
4 |
1774 |
Now if this is wine we're floating in..... |
1.1699 |
0.03685 |
153 |
132 |
16 |
5 |
1775 |
Steady, mates -- a Jarlsberg sank the Titanic! |
1.1699 |
0.03444 |
153 |
130 |
20 |
3 |
1776 |
Hey, that ain't no iceberg , that's a Swiss cheeseberg |
1.1699 |
0.03685 |
153 |
132 |
16 |
5 |
1777 |
Quick, give me your Swiss Navy Knife. |
1.1699 |
0.03567 |
153 |
131 |
18 |
4 |
1778 |
Hold on a second guys! Maybe it’s neutral. |
1.1698 |
0.03363 |
159 |
135 |
21 |
3 |
1779 |
I told you to bring a fondue pot. |
1.1697 |
0.03288 |
165 |
140 |
22 |
3 |
1780 |
And that’s just the tip! |
1.1697 |
0.03398 |
165 |
141 |
20 |
4 |
1781 |
Hold your fire -- the wine won't pair with this one! |
1.1697 |
0.03288 |
165 |
140 |
22 |
3 |
1782 |
Captain's log: After 10 days at sea, crew of S.S. Charcuterie sights the elusive Great White Swiss. |
1.1697 |
0.03609 |
165 |
143 |
16 |
6 |
1783 |
Of course we’re outside Switzerland’s EEZ, you putz. |
1.1697 |
0.03288 |
165 |
140 |
22 |
3 |
1784 |
We'll need more crackers. |
1.1697 |
0.03173 |
165 |
139 |
24 |
2 |
1785 |
No I am not going to harpoon the cheese. That's the bait. |
1.1696 |
0.03322 |
171 |
146 |
21 |
4 |
1786 |
Don’t worry boys, she’s Swiss, so she shouldn’t attack. |
1.1696 |
0.03108 |
171 |
144 |
25 |
2 |
1787 |
Of course, it’s the other 90% we have to worry about. |
1.1696 |
0.03108 |
171 |
144 |
25 |
2 |
1788 |
Aye Starbuck, it is a mild, mild Swiss... |
1.1695 |
0.03150 |
177 |
150 |
24 |
3 |
1789 |
We can't touch it, the Swiss are neutral. |
1.1695 |
0.03251 |
177 |
151 |
22 |
4 |
1790 |
Camemberg, right ahead! |
1.1691 |
0.03104 |
207 |
178 |
23 |
6 |
1791 |
That men is what we've been looking for; the BIG CHEESE!! |
1.1689 |
0.03236 |
148 |
124 |
23 |
1 |
1792 |
Just what we needed for the Charcuterie Board! |
1.1689 |
0.03637 |
148 |
127 |
17 |
4 |
1793 |
Argh, that's the cheese that dis-crackered me! |
1.1689 |
0.03508 |
148 |
126 |
19 |
3 |
1794 |
Afloat in a sea of Bordeaux,what would one expect? |
1.1689 |
0.03508 |
148 |
126 |
19 |
3 |
1795 |
At ease,the Swiss is neutral. |
1.1689 |
0.03236 |
148 |
124 |
23 |
1 |
1796 |
I want to see the mold on the bottom of that block! |
1.1688 |
0.03423 |
154 |
131 |
20 |
3 |
1797 |
Where are the flowery tooth picks? |
1.1688 |
0.03423 |
154 |
131 |
20 |
3 |
1798 |
Holey Mama! I told you we should have left the little one alone. |
1.1688 |
0.03166 |
154 |
129 |
24 |
1 |
1799 |
I thought we were on the lookout for Iceberg Lettuce! |
1.1688 |
0.03028 |
154 |
128 |
26 |
0 |
1800 |
I'm going to need a bigger boat !!!!!! |
1.1688 |
0.03423 |
154 |
131 |
20 |
3 |
1801 |
Fondue again? |
1.1687 |
0.03344 |
160 |
136 |
21 |
3 |
1802 |
It's a real munster of a whale! |
1.1687 |
0.03224 |
160 |
135 |
23 |
2 |
1803 |
I know it’s a lot, but this one pairs best with the great white wine. |
1.1687 |
0.03459 |
160 |
137 |
19 |
4 |
1804 |
At last the great white cheddar! |
1.1687 |
0.03156 |
166 |
140 |
24 |
2 |
1805 |
Be aware of the shark-oh-terie! |
1.1687 |
0.03269 |
166 |
141 |
22 |
3 |
1806 |
Aren't we all lactose intolerant? |
1.1687 |
0.03486 |
166 |
143 |
18 |
5 |
1807 |
Jarlsberg! Dead ahead! |
1.1686 |
0.03200 |
172 |
146 |
23 |
3 |
1808 |
Who sais the Swiss don't have a Navy? |
1.1686 |
0.03304 |
172 |
147 |
21 |
4 |
1809 |
That is emMENTAL! |
1.1686 |
0.03200 |
172 |
146 |
23 |
3 |
1810 |
Stand down, they are neutral |
1.1685 |
0.03134 |
178 |
151 |
24 |
3 |
1811 |
C’mon lads, this is the Holy Gruyère of sea cheese! |
1.1679 |
0.03524 |
137 |
116 |
19 |
2 |
1812 |
I mean we’ve already got some cheese. Right? |
1.1679 |
0.03524 |
137 |
116 |
19 |
2 |
1813 |
Careful boys this could be a bait and Swiss |
1.1679 |
0.03524 |
137 |
116 |
19 |
2 |
1814 |
I think we're gonna need a bigger beaujolais. |
1.1679 |
0.03524 |
137 |
116 |
19 |
2 |
1815 |
That’s a Gruyère, not the elusive Emmentaler we seek. |
1.1678 |
0.03436 |
143 |
121 |
20 |
2 |
1816 |
I see holes all over this rescue plan |
1.1678 |
0.03576 |
143 |
122 |
18 |
3 |
1817 |
I can’t just go and get a bigger charcuterie board, it was a wedding gift from my mother-in-law. |
1.1678 |
0.03576 |
143 |
122 |
18 |
3 |
1818 |
I knew my Swiss army knife would one day be useful! |
1.1678 |
0.03712 |
143 |
123 |
16 |
4 |
1819 |
We won't need a mask, it's not Limburger! |
1.1678 |
0.03486 |
149 |
127 |
19 |
3 |
1820 |
…and that’s just the tip of the cheese wedge. |
1.1678 |
0.03216 |
149 |
125 |
23 |
1 |
1821 |
We’re going to need the Swiss Army Knife for this one. |
1.1678 |
0.03614 |
149 |
128 |
17 |
4 |
1822 |
Yes, it is the turret of a Swiss submarine |
1.1678 |
0.03738 |
149 |
129 |
15 |
5 |
1823 |
He's Swiss...He won't hurt us! |
1.1678 |
0.03486 |
149 |
127 |
19 |
3 |
1824 |
We’re screwed. It’s Swiss. No one will ever find us. |
1.1678 |
0.03354 |
149 |
124 |
20 |
2 |
1825 |
Shouldn't I have a different knife? |
1.1678 |
0.03354 |
149 |
126 |
21 |
2 |
1826 |
If only we'd kept our fondue pot! |
1.1678 |
0.03354 |
149 |
126 |
21 |
2 |
1827 |
That's a Moby Dick of lactose intolerance heading our way. |
1.1677 |
0.03641 |
155 |
134 |
16 |
5 |
1828 |
The Swiss may have hidden troops in this Trojan cheese. |
1.1677 |
0.03147 |
155 |
130 |
24 |
1 |
1829 |
Prepare the spicy mustard! |
1.1677 |
0.03147 |
155 |
130 |
24 |
1 |
1830 |
Grub,ho,men. This monster may look Swiss to you but I know Mobier when I see it. |
1.1677 |
0.03641 |
155 |
134 |
16 |
5 |
1831 |
Just take enough for the crackers. |
1.1677 |
0.03641 |
155 |
134 |
16 |
5 |
1832 |
Ok. Who ordered Swiss? |
1.1677 |
0.03524 |
155 |
133 |
18 |
4 |
1833 |
Beware Ishmael, Swiss overpowers a Charcuterie. |
1.1677 |
0.02954 |
161 |
134 |
27 |
0 |
1834 |
How do we get it on the cutting board? |
1.1677 |
0.02954 |
161 |
134 |
27 |
0 |
1835 |
Be careful. We don't want to be turned into Swiss cheese! |
1.1677 |
0.03325 |
161 |
137 |
21 |
3 |
1836 |
I thought the Swiss were remaining neutral! |
1.1677 |
0.03082 |
161 |
135 |
25 |
1 |
1837 |
Wait until you see the whites of it's holes |
1.1677 |
0.03138 |
167 |
141 |
24 |
2 |
1838 |
I think it's holed beneath the waterline. |
1.1677 |
0.03251 |
167 |
142 |
22 |
3 |
1839 |
WE HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE HOLEY GRAIL CHEESE. |
1.1676 |
0.03286 |
173 |
148 |
21 |
4 |
1840 |
Don't worry. The Swiss are known as peace loving. |
1.1676 |
0.02964 |
173 |
145 |
27 |
1 |
1841 |
Sharp! |
1.1667 |
0.03188 |
162 |
137 |
23 |
2 |
1842 |
The gourmands closed in not realising their quarry was a strict non-combatant |
1.1667 |
0.03465 |
150 |
128 |
19 |
3 |
1843 |
Ahoy. Prepare to be boarded. |
1.1667 |
0.03166 |
174 |
148 |
23 |
3 |
1844 |
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering cheese; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee... |
1.1667 |
0.03383 |
156 |
133 |
20 |
3 |
1845 |
Careful... it might be just the tip of the cheeseberg! |
1.1667 |
0.03383 |
156 |
133 |
20 |
3 |
1846 |
I want a piece of that. |
1.1667 |
0.03553 |
144 |
123 |
18 |
3 |
1847 |
Oh God!! I'm Lactose Intolerant!! |
1.1667 |
0.03233 |
168 |
143 |
22 |
3 |
1848 |
If nine tenths of this is under water,
we'd better get out the crackers! |
1.1667 |
0.03714 |
150 |
130 |
15 |
5 |
1849 |
...and I thought Switzerland was landlocked. |
1.1667 |
0.03420 |
162 |
139 |
19 |
4 |
1850 |
Thank God! The Swiss do have a navy after all! |
1.1667 |
0.03637 |
162 |
141 |
15 |
6 |
1851 |
Look! It's "shark" cheese! |
1.1667 |
0.03121 |
168 |
142 |
24 |
2 |
1852 |
No, I'm not scared! I'm vegan! |
1.1667 |
0.03342 |
168 |
144 |
20 |
4 |
1853 |
Oh goddamit, fuck me. Is that? It is. It's a fucking Emmental. You've got to be fucking kidding me. Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK. This whole thing is FUCKING RUINED! |
1.1667 |
0.04328 |
126 |
111 |
9 |
6 |
1854 |
Avast me hearties! This be me white whale... |
1.1667 |
0.03188 |
162 |
137 |
23 |
2 |
1855 |
Look, we found all this other stuff floating by--I say let's wait for some Babybels. |
1.1667 |
0.03942 |
144 |
126 |
12 |
6 |
1856 |
It's OK, it's Swiss, so it's neutral. |
1.1667 |
0.03065 |
162 |
136 |
25 |
1 |
1857 |
We're going to have to get bigger crackers. |
1.1667 |
0.03188 |
162 |
137 |
23 |
2 |
1858 |
We’re gonna need a bigger board…it’s a great white charcuterie! |
1.1667 |
0.03501 |
138 |
117 |
19 |
2 |
1859 |
Heave ho, me laddies, let's cut the cheese. |
1.1667 |
0.03389 |
180 |
156 |
18 |
6 |
1860 |
Hold your fire. It’s from a neutral country. |
1.1667 |
0.03817 |
144 |
125 |
14 |
5 |
1861 |
A blockhead!
Where? I don't see the president. |
1.1667 |
0.03592 |
150 |
129 |
17 |
4 |
1862 |
Looks like we are in Green Bay. |
1.1667 |
0.03503 |
156 |
134 |
18 |
4 |
1863 |
A slice in time saves lives |
1.1667 |
0.03200 |
180 |
154 |
22 |
4 |
1864 |
Be careful, guys. It could be a Trojan drone. |
1.1667 |
0.03129 |
156 |
131 |
24 |
1 |
1865 |
Beware guys, those portholes
could be canon placements |
1.1667 |
0.03121 |
168 |
142 |
24 |
2 |
1866 |
Take only enough to balance the menu (and the boat!) |
1.1657 |
0.03149 |
175 |
149 |
23 |
3 |
1867 |
It’s not as white as I had imagined. |
1.1657 |
0.03043 |
175 |
148 |
25 |
2 |
1868 |
Hold on! I think the Swiss are neutral! |
1.1657 |
0.03149 |
175 |
149 |
23 |
3 |
1869 |
You can see it's badly wounded. We're doing it a kindness. |
1.1657 |
0.03043 |
175 |
148 |
25 |
2 |
1870 |
She's come back for the baby Brie. |
1.1657 |
0.03723 |
169 |
149 |
12 |
8 |
1871 |
Remember, men! Watch your calories! |
1.1657 |
0.03428 |
169 |
146 |
18 |
5 |
1872 |
More food? |
1.1657 |
0.03216 |
169 |
144 |
22 |
3 |
1873 |
When I cut it, cover your nose. |
1.1657 |
0.03428 |
169 |
146 |
18 |
5 |
1874 |
Now we need a Super Bowl. |
1.1657 |
0.03628 |
169 |
148 |
14 |
7 |
1875 |
Careful boys, we're only seeing the tip of it! |
1.1656 |
0.03287 |
163 |
139 |
21 |
3 |
1876 |
Put your knives down, we’re hunting sharkuterie |
1.1656 |
0.03170 |
163 |
138 |
23 |
2 |
1877 |
All a cutting board! |
1.1656 |
0.03287 |
163 |
139 |
21 |
3 |
1878 |
Charcuterie Week on Discovery |
1.1656 |
0.03616 |
163 |
142 |
15 |
6 |
1879 |
Isn't Switzerland landlocked? |
1.1656 |
0.03400 |
163 |
140 |
19 |
4 |
1880 |
Steady boys, this Emmentaler looks piquant and complex! |
1.1656 |
0.03510 |
163 |
141 |
17 |
5 |
1881 |
To hell with waiting for Gruyere! |
1.1656 |
0.03048 |
163 |
137 |
25 |
1 |
1882 |
I don’t care if it is ‘the big cheese’—we’re gonna eat it! |
1.1656 |
0.03170 |
163 |
138 |
23 |
2 |
1883 |
I don't think our charcuterie board is large enough. |
1.1656 |
0.03510 |
163 |
141 |
17 |
5 |
1884 |
Don't get greedy, now. We only have room for the holes. |
1.1656 |
0.03400 |
163 |
140 |
19 |
4 |
1885 |
Wish we had brought the Swiss Army Knives |
1.1656 |
0.03287 |
163 |
139 |
21 |
3 |
1886 |
I hope it's a really soft cheese.... |
1.1656 |
0.03363 |
157 |
134 |
20 |
3 |
1887 |
Quick. Call me "Ishmael". |
1.1656 |
0.03482 |
157 |
135 |
18 |
4 |
1888 |
No! We need bleu cheese for our board! |
1.1656 |
0.03239 |
157 |
133 |
22 |
2 |
1889 |
Who’s the big cheese now? |
1.1656 |
0.03597 |
157 |
136 |
16 |
5 |
1890 |
All mortal greatness is but this cheese. |
1.1656 |
0.03313 |
151 |
128 |
21 |
2 |
1891 |
That means that Mighty Mouse Is on the way! |
1.1656 |
0.03313 |
151 |
128 |
21 |
2 |
1892 |
Wait a minute, I think it's neutral. |
1.1656 |
0.03444 |
151 |
129 |
19 |
3 |
1893 |
Hold steady men! One more hole and we'll sink her! |
1.1656 |
0.03177 |
151 |
127 |
23 |
1 |
1894 |
Don’t be silly! Icebergs don’t have holes |
1.1656 |
0.03444 |
151 |
129 |
19 |
3 |
1895 |
Are you sure swiss cheese goes with Merlot? |
1.1656 |
0.03570 |
151 |
130 |
17 |
4 |
1896 |
Thar she blows! Mind the holes, and get some slices off the hind quarters. Next we'll set sail for Smoked Cheddar Straits! |
1.1655 |
0.03664 |
145 |
125 |
16 |
4 |
1897 |
Holey moley! Thar she blows. |
1.1655 |
0.03531 |
145 |
124 |
18 |
3 |
1898 |
It's Swiss, we need to let it go. |
1.1655 |
0.03531 |
145 |
124 |
18 |
3 |
1899 |
Off starboard bow...
Prepare to board
charcuterie sharpshooterie! |
1.1655 |
0.03664 |
145 |
125 |
16 |
4 |
1900 |
Grab your cameras and say 'Cheese.' |
1.1655 |
0.03792 |
145 |
126 |
14 |
5 |
1901 |
Oh my God! The Holey Grail! |
1.1655 |
0.03765 |
139 |
120 |
15 |
4 |
1902 |
A vulture feeds upon the very cuterie he creates. |
1.1654 |
0.03569 |
133 |
113 |
18 |
2 |
1903 |
You’re lactose intolerant? |
1.1654 |
0.03234 |
133 |
111 |
22 |
0 |
1904 |
No crackers? |
1.1649 |
0.03195 |
188 |
162 |
21 |
5 |
1905 |
Nice enough, but let’s hold out for Brie or Camembert! |
1.1648 |
0.03070 |
182 |
155 |
24 |
3 |
1906 |
Holey cheese! |
1.1648 |
0.03333 |
176 |
152 |
19 |
5 |
1907 |
We’re |
1.1646 |
0.03381 |
164 |
141 |
19 |
4 |
1908 |
Remember Moby Dick! |
1.1646 |
0.03595 |
164 |
143 |
15 |
6 |
1909 |
Pardon my crudity but will someone volunteer to cut the cheese? |
1.1646 |
0.03152 |
164 |
139 |
23 |
2 |
1910 |
Ahoy! Jarlsberg port side! |
1.1646 |
0.03092 |
158 |
133 |
24 |
1 |
1911 |
The Swiss aren't as neutral as they claim to be. |
1.1646 |
0.03461 |
158 |
136 |
18 |
4 |
1912 |
Avast! It's the great white cheese. |
1.1646 |
0.03343 |
158 |
135 |
20 |
3 |
1913 |
All a charcuterie board! |
1.1646 |
0.03461 |
158 |
136 |
18 |
4 |
1914 |
And it’s floating on a wine-dark sea. |
1.1646 |
0.03576 |
158 |
137 |
16 |
5 |
1915 |
Moby Swiss |
1.1645 |
0.03785 |
152 |
133 |
13 |
6 |
1916 |
The Swiss may seem neutral, but beware the piercing aftertaste. |
1.1645 |
0.03293 |
152 |
129 |
21 |
2 |
1917 |
Prepare to board the cheese! |
1.1645 |
0.03423 |
152 |
130 |
19 |
3 |
1918 |
This week on Charcuterie Hunters… |
1.1645 |
0.03293 |
152 |
129 |
21 |
2 |
1919 |
Sometimes that cheese looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a cheese is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. |
1.1644 |
0.03508 |
146 |
125 |
18 |
3 |
1920 |
Hard cheese off the bow, I've got this! |
1.1644 |
0.03640 |
146 |
126 |
16 |
4 |
1921 |
Watch out boys, it's stink or swim! |
1.1644 |
0.03768 |
146 |
127 |
14 |
5 |
1922 |
we're gonna need a bigger knife; a Swiss Army knife! |
1.1644 |
0.03640 |
146 |
126 |
16 |
4 |
1923 |
Stinky Cheese Finally Takes a Bath |
1.1644 |
0.03508 |
146 |
125 |
18 |
3 |
1924 |
These Swiss vessels are virtually unsinkable |
1.1644 |
0.03768 |
146 |
127 |
14 |
5 |
1925 |
Frankly, I prefer cheddar or gorgonzola |
1.1644 |
0.03371 |
146 |
124 |
20 |
2 |
1926 |
Boy, this psychedelic therapy is really something. |
1.1643 |
0.03600 |
140 |
120 |
17 |
3 |
1927 |
It's not starboard, it's cheeseboard. But be on the lookout for the port, too. |
1.1643 |
0.03600 |
140 |
120 |
17 |
3 |
1928 |
HOLEY MOLEY,AHAB. |
1.1643 |
0.03454 |
140 |
119 |
19 |
2 |
1929 |
Thar she brie -ches! |
1.1643 |
0.03740 |
140 |
121 |
15 |
4 |
1930 |
If Alice is right, a bite of that cheese should return us to normal size. |
1.1643 |
0.03454 |
140 |
119 |
19 |
2 |
1931 |
Let’s hold out for some saltines. |
1.1643 |
0.03600 |
140 |
120 |
17 |
3 |
1932 |
That's just the tip of the Jarlsberg. |
1.1642 |
0.03991 |
134 |
117 |
12 |
5 |
1933 |
Be careful. It's not called the Big Cheese for nothing. |
1.1642 |
0.03382 |
134 |
113 |
20 |
1 |
1934 |
A pâté en croûte to any adjunct who can raise the beast. |
1.1637 |
0.03071 |
171 |
144 |
24 |
2 |
1935 |
This big cheese will put us in the Hors d’oeuvres Hall of fame.” |
1.1637 |
0.03287 |
171 |
147 |
20 |
4 |
1936 |
It's the man-eating sharkuterie! |
1.1636 |
0.03362 |
165 |
142 |
19 |
4 |
1937 |
I don’t think it will fit aboard” |
1.1636 |
0.03250 |
165 |
141 |
21 |
3 |
1938 |
The Swiss have rescued us again! |
1.1635 |
0.03555 |
159 |
138 |
16 |
5 |
1939 |
Careful boys. That’s just the tip of the cheeseberg. |
1.1635 |
0.03555 |
159 |
138 |
16 |
5 |
1940 |
From hell's heart I stab a cheese. |
1.1635 |
0.03323 |
159 |
136 |
20 |
3 |
1941 |
The Sandwich Board's Adventure |
1.1635 |
0.03555 |
159 |
138 |
16 |
5 |
1942 |
Remember, men! NO SUBSTITUTIONS! |
1.1635 |
0.03075 |
159 |
134 |
24 |
1 |
1943 |
What do you mean you forgot the fondue set? |
1.1634 |
0.03139 |
153 |
129 |
23 |
1 |
1944 |
Stand down, he’s neutral. |
1.1634 |
0.03273 |
153 |
130 |
21 |
2 |
1945 |
I think better tow this one instead of bringing it on board |
1.1634 |
0.03526 |
153 |
132 |
17 |
4 |
1946 |
This looks like Swiss. Don’t let it overpower the Brie. |
1.1634 |
0.03273 |
153 |
130 |
21 |
2 |
1947 |
They don't call it the Big Cheese for nuthin'. |
1.1634 |
0.03402 |
153 |
131 |
19 |
3 |
1948 |
That is the Green Bay Packers destroyer in disguise. |
1.1634 |
0.03402 |
153 |
131 |
19 |
3 |
1949 |
At last! I've quested for this for years! |
1.1633 |
0.03350 |
147 |
125 |
20 |
2 |
1950 |
Abandon ship! We've gone off course and that's a Limburg dead ahead. |
1.1633 |
0.03486 |
147 |
126 |
18 |
3 |
1951 |
Ready to go on a Wisconsin sleigh ride, men? |
1.1633 |
0.03350 |
147 |
124 |
20 |
2 |
1952 |
Great find! Now on to the Mediterranean to capture the wine! |
1.1633 |
0.03350 |
147 |
125 |
20 |
2 |
1953 |
Isn’t this a job for the gatherers? |
1.1633 |
0.03486 |
147 |
126 |
18 |
3 |
1954 |
Stand down, gentlemen. It’s a delightful and mellow Emmentaler. |
1.1633 |
0.03208 |
147 |
124 |
22 |
1 |
1955 |
Don’t panic – it’s usually quite mild. |
1.1631 |
0.03432 |
141 |
120 |
19 |
2 |
1956 |
The legend of Moby Swiss, and from whence came the holes |
1.1631 |
0.03432 |
141 |
120 |
19 |
2 |
1957 |
I’d say let’s go for it, but I’m already three cheese to the wind. |
1.1631 |
0.03432 |
141 |
120 |
19 |
2 |
1958 |
Emmentaler??? Kill me now! |
1.1630 |
0.03520 |
135 |
115 |
18 |
2 |
1959 |
Okay, guys, we didn't come this far only to go chicken in the face of the big cheese! |
1.1630 |
0.03674 |
135 |
116 |
16 |
3 |
1960 |
Swiss provide humanitarian aid to French migrants crossing Lake Geneva in search of lower retirement age. |
1.1628 |
0.03164 |
172 |
147 |
22 |
3 |
1961 |
Cheez, that’s a big one! |
1.1628 |
0.03444 |
129 |
109 |
19 |
1 |
1962 |
Cheese: “Permission to come onboard.” |
1.1628 |
0.03471 |
172 |
150 |
16 |
6 |
1963 |
Who's gonna bale? |
1.1628 |
0.03164 |
172 |
147 |
22 |
3 |
1964 |
It’s just a mirage boys, stay on board. |
1.1625 |
0.03421 |
160 |
138 |
18 |
4 |
1965 |
Damn Dr. Oz. Full cheese ahead." |
1.1625 |
0.03304 |
160 |
137 |
20 |
3 |
1966 |
I think maybe less wine and drink at our next Charcuterie board party. |
1.1625 |
0.03183 |
160 |
136 |
22 |
2 |
1967 |
Remember, men, we have prepared for this our entire lives. |
1.1625 |
0.03534 |
160 |
139 |
16 |
5 |
1968 |
Our bigger concern is Steven Spielberg's attorneys. |
1.1623 |
0.02981 |
154 |
129 |
25 |
0 |
1969 |
Sharkcuttery |
1.1623 |
0.03120 |
154 |
130 |
23 |
1 |
1970 |
We must be in international waters - that vessel looks Swiss. |
1.1623 |
0.03254 |
154 |
131 |
21 |
2 |
1971 |
"Baron de Roquefort doesn't think we'd recognize his yacht disguised as a gruyere. Charge!" |
1.1623 |
0.03254 |
154 |
130 |
21 |
2 |
1972 |
Just push it out of the way |
1.1623 |
0.03624 |
154 |
134 |
15 |
5 |
1973 |
Oh, queso...who wants to take a stab at it? |
1.1623 |
0.03505 |
154 |
133 |
17 |
4 |
1974 |
Ye Gods, shipmates--it's Moby Swiss! |
1.1623 |
0.03739 |
154 |
135 |
13 |
6 |
1975 |
Dammit! I ordered cheddar. |
1.1623 |
0.03505 |
154 |
133 |
17 |
4 |
1976 |
So what are you guys doing after this? |
1.1623 |
0.03381 |
154 |
132 |
19 |
3 |
1977 |
Ah me laddys, finally the great white Swiss that’ll complete my life’s work on this cheese board. |
1.1623 |
0.03120 |
154 |
130 |
23 |
1 |
1978 |
Belay the wine pairings, Glenn! It's Colby Dick! |
1.1623 |
0.03381 |
154 |
132 |
19 |
3 |
1979 |
I'm the big cheese on this ship. |
1.1623 |
0.03120 |
154 |
130 |
23 |
1 |
1980 |
There they were, suddenly face to face with the white beast. Now all they needed were some cornichons. |
1.1623 |
0.03624 |
154 |
134 |
15 |
5 |
1981 |
Rats! |
1.1622 |
0.03594 |
148 |
128 |
16 |
4 |
1982 |
That's no hors d'oeuvre; it's the conning tower of a sub sandwich. |
1.1622 |
0.03594 |
148 |
128 |
16 |
4 |
1983 |
Hold off, men! That's no Emmenthaler. |
1.1622 |
0.03188 |
148 |
125 |
22 |
1 |
1984 |
This is tough, It has holes and still does not sink. |
1.1622 |
0.03329 |
148 |
126 |
20 |
2 |
1985 |
We need a breeze, B-R-E-E-Z-E… stop praying for Cheese |
1.1622 |
0.03329 |
148 |
126 |
20 |
2 |
1986 |
How has it not sunk yet with all those holes?!? |
1.1622 |
0.03329 |
148 |
126 |
20 |
2 |
1987 |
Watch out! It's going to try and board us ! |
1.1622 |
0.03464 |
148 |
127 |
18 |
3 |
1988 |
And if we are successful the Champagne is standing at the ready! |
1.1622 |
0.03329 |
148 |
126 |
20 |
2 |
1989 |
Ready to cut the cheese? |
1.1622 |
0.03720 |
148 |
129 |
14 |
5 |
1990 |
I have to admit, this is my first incounte |
1.1622 |
0.03464 |
148 |
127 |
18 |
3 |
1991 |
It's the S S Crudites! |
1.1622 |
0.03329 |
148 |
126 |
20 |
2 |
1992 |
Plug your nose's boys, it's time to cut the cheese! |
1.1622 |
0.03329 |
148 |
126 |
20 |
2 |
1993 |
Cheese Ho! |
1.1620 |
0.03409 |
142 |
120 |
19 |
2 |
1994 |
It's the great white cheddar. |
1.1620 |
0.03409 |
142 |
121 |
19 |
2 |
1995 |
Loose mice sink ships |
1.1620 |
0.03553 |
142 |
122 |
17 |
3 |
1996 |
Put your weapons down. It's neutral. |
1.1620 |
0.03691 |
142 |
123 |
15 |
4 |
1997 |
Whatever happens, save room for the main course. |
1.1620 |
0.03260 |
142 |
120 |
21 |
1 |
1998 |
I smell something strangely un-fishy. |
1.1620 |
0.03260 |
142 |
120 |
21 |
1 |
1999 |
But I thought we were in search of butter now? |
1.1618 |
0.03147 |
173 |
148 |
22 |
3 |
2000 |
Give a wide berth mateys! ‘Tis only the tip of the Jarlsberg. |
1.1618 |
0.03147 |
173 |
148 |
22 |
3 |
2001 |
Wisconsin, in the year 2049. |
1.1618 |
0.03496 |
136 |
116 |
18 |
2 |
2002 |
I had to order the jumbo size to get free shipping. |
1.1618 |
0.03649 |
136 |
117 |
16 |
3 |
2003 |
Forget it, man. There's not enough room on board. |
1.1618 |
0.03337 |
136 |
115 |
20 |
1 |
2004 |
Out of the Blue, a Killer Fondue! |
1.1617 |
0.03324 |
167 |
144 |
19 |
4 |
2005 |
After we get the Swiss cheese, we hunt for the French wine! |
1.1615 |
0.03401 |
161 |
139 |
18 |
4 |
2006 |
Two questions: Is it neutral and who's moving it? |
1.1615 |
0.03401 |
161 |
139 |
18 |
4 |
2007 |
Salmonbert |
1.1615 |
0.03165 |
161 |
137 |
22 |
2 |
2008 |
You gotta brie kidding me. |
1.1615 |
0.03285 |
161 |
138 |
20 |
3 |
2009 |
It's "Moby Swiss" look at those huge holes! |
1.1615 |
0.03401 |
161 |
139 |
18 |
4 |
2010 |
I know, but we don't have nearly enough crackers to take that on! |
1.1613 |
0.03691 |
124 |
106 |
16 |
2 |
2011 |
Abort attack, it's neutral! |
1.1613 |
0.03361 |
155 |
133 |
19 |
3 |
2012 |
Let's leave this one to the deli board. |
1.1613 |
0.03234 |
155 |
132 |
21 |
2 |
2013 |
Voilà! It’s the Moby Cheese! |
1.1613 |
0.03361 |
155 |
133 |
19 |
3 |
2014 |
They may be a landlocked nation, but the Swiss still have the best damn cheese navy in the world |
1.1613 |
0.03484 |
155 |
134 |
17 |
4 |
2015 |
‘They’re neutral, but have a lot of money.’ |
1.1613 |
0.03602 |
155 |
135 |
15 |
5 |
2016 |
Hold off, men! Let's wait 'til a Stilton surfaces. |
1.1613 |
0.03508 |
124 |
105 |
18 |
1 |
2017 |
Careful. It's pointed right at us. |
1.1613 |
0.02964 |
155 |
130 |
25 |
0 |
2018 |
Thar she blows, It's Mobay Cheese |
1.1611 |
0.03022 |
149 |
125 |
24 |
0 |
2019 |
That's a whale of a wedge! |
1.1611 |
0.03572 |
149 |
129 |
16 |
4 |
2020 |
Maritime disaster: The accidental creation of the first Charcuterie board. |
1.1611 |
0.03572 |
149 |
129 |
16 |
4 |
2021 |
The S.S. Charcuterie cautiously stalks the Great White Swiss. |
1.1611 |
0.03817 |
149 |
131 |
12 |
6 |
2022 |
Northern latitude cheeses don't belong on a charcuterie! |
1.1611 |
0.03443 |
149 |
128 |
18 |
3 |
2023 |
Curses me lactose intolerance! |
1.1611 |
0.03443 |
149 |
128 |
18 |
3 |
2024 |
Sharkcuterie dead ahead |
1.1609 |
0.03130 |
174 |
149 |
22 |
3 |
2025 |
Wait, we can’t attack; the Swiss is neutral. |
1.1609 |
0.03434 |
174 |
152 |
16 |
6 |
2026 |
Wait...is it vegan? |
1.1608 |
0.03530 |
143 |
123 |
17 |
3 |
2027 |
How is it possible that you forgot the fig jam? We are doomed. |
1.1608 |
0.03239 |
143 |
121 |
21 |
1 |
2028 |
OK, who forgot to bring the mustard? |
1.1608 |
0.03387 |
143 |
122 |
19 |
2 |
2029 |
I said “Iceland” and you took us to “Switzerland” |
1.1608 |
0.03239 |
143 |
121 |
21 |
1 |
2030 |
Towards the treasure of need |
1.1608 |
0.03530 |
143 |
123 |
17 |
3 |
2031 |
We're gonna need a bigger English Lit grant. |
1.1607 |
0.03196 |
168 |
144 |
21 |
3 |
2032 |
Livarot ho! |
1.1606 |
0.03314 |
137 |
116 |
20 |
1 |
2033 |
Do not assume it’s neutral! |
1.1606 |
0.03473 |
137 |
117 |
18 |
2 |
2034 |
Pass, we have the cheese, wait for a baguette. |
1.1606 |
0.03473 |
137 |
117 |
18 |
2 |
2035 |
Get your harpoons ready-it's Moby Cheese! |
1.1605 |
0.03601 |
162 |
142 |
14 |
6 |
2036 |
Good thing we came prepared for a charcuterie attack. |
1.1605 |
0.03147 |
162 |
138 |
22 |
2 |
2037 |
Look alive! It's the Great White Wedge. |
1.1605 |
0.03382 |
162 |
140 |
18 |
4 |
2038 |
You watch for the ham on rye maneuver, I'll guard against a fondue. |
1.1603 |
0.03395 |
131 |
111 |
19 |
1 |
2039 |
This is the cheesiest dream I've had in a long time, and it is heading straight for us. |
1.1603 |
0.03341 |
156 |
133 |
19 |
3 |
2040 |
God isn’t on our side anymore. Our prey is hole-ier than us all combined. |
1.1603 |
0.03804 |
156 |
138 |
11 |
7 |
2041 |
Wouldn't you know it? A golden opportunity and not one of us has a Swiss Army knife. |
1.1603 |
0.03694 |
156 |
137 |
13 |
6 |
2042 |
We need to save room for the brie. |
1.1603 |
0.03084 |
156 |
132 |
23 |
1 |
2043 |
Fromage? Or mirage? |
1.1603 |
0.03341 |
156 |
134 |
19 |
3 |
2044 |
Keep your eyes on the holes! |
1.1603 |
0.03463 |
156 |
135 |
17 |
4 |
2045 |
First France, then Italy, now Switzerland?"
-Bree Ramage, Portland Orego |
1.1603 |
0.03580 |
156 |
136 |
15 |
5 |
2046 |
No matter how you slice it, it’s Cheeseberg in Paradise! |
1.1603 |
0.03341 |
156 |
134 |
19 |
3 |
2047 |
Ok fellas, prepare for the big cheese |
1.1603 |
0.03084 |
156 |
132 |
23 |
1 |
2048 |
Charcuterie is nigh! |
1.1600 |
0.03421 |
150 |
129 |
18 |
3 |
2049 |
(From the first draft of Moby Dick;)
Pip, you hit it on the left side. I'm on the right. Queequeg, you go for that eyehole up front. And watch your legs.... |
1.1600 |
0.03288 |
150 |
128 |
20 |
2 |
2050 |
It looks like there's a hole in the ship. |
1.1600 |
0.03550 |
150 |
130 |
16 |
4 |
2051 |
A Swiss Shark-cu-terie? |
1.1600 |
0.03421 |
150 |
129 |
18 |
3 |
2052 |
Great culinary explorers in history: ... and with the discovery of a cheeseberg, they soon realized that Cheeseland, and their safety, could not be much further. |
1.1598 |
0.03179 |
169 |
145 |
21 |
3 |
2053 |
Holy cheese!
It’s the great white Gouda! |
1.1598 |
0.03495 |
169 |
148 |
15 |
6 |
2054 |
Swiss!? I specifically requested smoked gouda. |
1.1598 |
0.02827 |
169 |
142 |
27 |
0 |
2055 |
Do you think it is pasteurized? |
1.1598 |
0.03288 |
169 |
146 |
19 |
4 |
2056 |
From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whey. |
1.1597 |
0.03366 |
144 |
123 |
19 |
2 |
2057 |
We are going to need a bigger platter. |
1.1595 |
0.03248 |
163 |
140 |
20 |
3 |
2058 |
And you all said I was mad! |
1.1595 |
0.03362 |
163 |
141 |
18 |
4 |
2059 |
Wait, the Swiss Navy?? |
1.1595 |
0.03473 |
163 |
142 |
16 |
5 |
2060 |
oh GRATE. Hope there isnt any de-BRIE |
1.1595 |
0.03248 |
163 |
140 |
20 |
3 |
2061 |
Quick- put the little one back in! |
1.1595 |
0.03248 |
163 |
140 |
20 |
3 |
2062 |
And what’s great is, nine tenths of it is under water.” |
1.1594 |
0.03449 |
138 |
118 |
18 |
2 |
2063 |
If we only had a giant bottle of wine, we’d be all set now… |
1.1594 |
0.03449 |
138 |
118 |
18 |
2 |
2064 |
And YOU forgot the wine! |
1.1594 |
0.03292 |
138 |
116 |
20 |
1 |
2065 |
You know, maybe the board's already got enough cheese." |
1.1592 |
0.03442 |
157 |
136 |
17 |
4 |
2066 |
Take a selfie first and say cheese. |
1.1592 |
0.03066 |
157 |
133 |
23 |
1 |
2067 |
'' Guys, we ARE the cheesen ones!" |
1.1592 |
0.03066 |
157 |
133 |
23 |
1 |
2068 |
Moe! Larry! The cheese! |
1.1592 |
0.03321 |
157 |
135 |
19 |
3 |
2069 |
Damn the pimentos |
1.1592 |
0.03321 |
157 |
135 |
19 |
3 |
2070 |
Be careful. Their weapon of choice is an army knife, and it can come out of anywhere. |
1.1592 |
0.03781 |
157 |
139 |
11 |
7 |
2071 |
I'm sure they're neutral. |
1.1591 |
0.03539 |
132 |
113 |
17 |
2 |
2072 |
Actually. it doesn't look neutral to me... |
1.1591 |
0.03699 |
132 |
114 |
15 |
3 |
2073 |
So we have any crackers? |
1.1591 |
0.03372 |
132 |
112 |
19 |
1 |
2074 |
Dive, Dive, Dive |
1.1589 |
0.03130 |
151 |
128 |
22 |
1 |
2075 |
How do you say "Are you organic?" in Swiss? |
1.1589 |
0.03400 |
151 |
130 |
18 |
3 |
2076 |
Holy Swiss curds! Our charcuterie board is complete! |
1.1589 |
0.03528 |
151 |
131 |
16 |
4 |
2077 |
I’m hungry, but I’ll wait for the Barola. |
1.1589 |
0.03528 |
151 |
131 |
16 |
4 |
2078 |
The Swiss think they can stay afloat on neutrality |
1.1589 |
0.03130 |
151 |
128 |
22 |
1 |
2079 |
Finally, the Swiss. |
1.1589 |
0.02985 |
151 |
127 |
24 |
0 |
2080 |
I say we wait for the Brie. |
1.1589 |
0.03651 |
151 |
132 |
14 |
5 |
2081 |
It's bait for the mice who went to sea. |
1.1588 |
0.03049 |
170 |
145 |
23 |
2 |
2082 |
Put it down,Charles. Without standards,we are nothing. |
1.1587 |
0.03807 |
126 |
109 |
14 |
3 |
2083 |
Next we'll gert the iceberg lettuce. |
1.1586 |
0.03484 |
145 |
125 |
17 |
3 |
2084 |
Wait, aren't they neutral? |
1.1586 |
0.03619 |
145 |
126 |
15 |
4 |
2085 |
Who has the crackers? |
1.1586 |
0.03484 |
145 |
125 |
17 |
3 |
2086 |
This is even worse than it looks. I'm lactose intolerant. |
1.1586 |
0.03484 |
145 |
125 |
17 |
3 |
2087 |
We only need a few slices - save room for the cheddar. |
1.1586 |
0.03344 |
145 |
124 |
19 |
2 |
2088 |
But the Swiss are land locked! |
1.1585 |
0.03111 |
164 |
140 |
22 |
2 |
2089 |
I can’t tell if it’s organic! |
1.1585 |
0.02989 |
164 |
139 |
24 |
1 |
2090 |
It's hard to find fault with Amazon's delivery service. |
1.1583 |
0.03575 |
139 |
120 |
16 |
3 |
2091 |
Ready, set, nosh! |
1.1583 |
0.03575 |
139 |
120 |
16 |
3 |
2092 |
So much for their supposed neutrality! |
1.1583 |
0.03271 |
139 |
118 |
17 |
1 |
2093 |
Even out here they find a way to ruin boy's night. |
1.1583 |
0.03426 |
139 |
119 |
18 |
2 |
2094 |
Ok, when asiago... |
1.1583 |
0.03575 |
139 |
120 |
16 |
3 |
2095 |
Get ready lads we don’t usually see hard cheeses in these waters. |
1.1583 |
0.03718 |
139 |
121 |
14 |
4 |
2096 |
We must be near Switzerland. |
1.1582 |
0.03177 |
158 |
135 |
21 |
2 |
2097 |
Oh, oh! Here comes the great White Cheese! |
1.1582 |
0.03302 |
158 |
136 |
19 |
3 |
2098 |
It's emmental, Watson. |
1.1582 |
0.03302 |
158 |
136 |
19 |
3 |
2099 |
Steady Lads, it’s the Sharp White Cheddar disguised as a wedge of Swiss Lace. |
1.1582 |
0.03302 |
158 |
136 |
19 |
3 |
2100 |
Don't be fooled. It could be Trojan cheese! |
1.1582 |
0.03302 |
158 |
136 |
19 |
3 |
2101 |
Alright guys, this charcuterie won't make itself. |
1.1582 |
0.02975 |
177 |
151 |
24 |
2 |
2102 |
Prepare to be charcuterie boarded! |
1.1579 |
0.03252 |
171 |
148 |
19 |
4 |
2103 |
It's now OK to cut the cheese! |
1.1579 |
0.03174 |
133 |
112 |
21 |
0 |
2104 |
I know it looks menacing but remember their long standing neutrality. |
1.1579 |
0.03111 |
152 |
129 |
22 |
1 |
2105 |
No need to fear, I'm pretty sure it's neutral. |
1.1579 |
0.03514 |
133 |
114 |
17 |
2 |
2106 |
No - not this one. When Gulliver cuts the cheese the whole town suffers… |
1.1579 |
0.03356 |
171 |
149 |
17 |
5 |
2107 |
Man, the water gets rough when you go north on Lake Michigan. |
1.1579 |
0.03174 |
133 |
112 |
21 |
0 |
2108 |
Well alright! We already got Moby Grape. I think this Moby Cheese will pair well with it and the grog! |
1.1579 |
0.03506 |
152 |
132 |
16 |
4 |
2109 |
90 percent of it is underwater |
1.1579 |
0.03248 |
152 |
130 |
20 |
2 |
2110 |
You two take it from behind while I take the front. And please be careful! Remember how we lost Smittie to that Camembert. |
1.1579 |
0.03356 |
171 |
149 |
17 |
5 |
2111 |
They sacrificed the Swiss to save the Velveeta! |
1.1579 |
0.03506 |
152 |
132 |
16 |
4 |
2112 |
Call me Walfgang. |
1.1579 |
0.03248 |
152 |
130 |
20 |
2 |
2113 |
Let her be! I have my heart set on Gouda. |
1.1579 |
0.03379 |
152 |
131 |
18 |
3 |
2114 |
Lower your weapons--the Swiss is neutral! |
1.1576 |
0.03094 |
165 |
141 |
22 |
2 |
2115 |
A few more holes and we can sink her. Charge! |
1.1576 |
0.03211 |
165 |
142 |
20 |
3 |
2116 |
Remember... don't cut the nose! |
1.1576 |
0.02972 |
165 |
140 |
24 |
1 |
2117 |
Aim for the hole---we'll tow it in! |
1.1576 |
0.03324 |
165 |
143 |
18 |
4 |
2118 |
Cheese overboard! |
1.1575 |
0.03323 |
146 |
125 |
19 |
2 |
2119 |
Call me Mortadella. |
1.1575 |
0.03323 |
146 |
125 |
19 |
2 |
2120 |
I think the Swiss are still neutral. Perhaps we shouldn’t cut into it! |
1.1575 |
0.03178 |
146 |
124 |
21 |
1 |
2121 |
I'm going to need a bigger knife. |
1.1575 |
0.03323 |
146 |
125 |
19 |
2 |
2122 |
Can't we just get some cheese from the fromagerie onshore? |
1.1575 |
0.03462 |
146 |
126 |
17 |
3 |
2123 |
I thought he looked Swiss, but he said, "Call me Ishmael." |
1.1575 |
0.03462 |
146 |
126 |
17 |
3 |
2124 |
Climate change is making these cheeseburgs much more aggressive. |
1.1575 |
0.03610 |
127 |
109 |
16 |
2 |
2125 |
Ice-curd! Right ahead! |
1.1572 |
0.03030 |
159 |
135 |
23 |
1 |
2126 |
Forget it. We have all the cheese we need. |
1.1572 |
0.03283 |
159 |
137 |
19 |
3 |
2127 |
Relax, they’re neutral. |
1.1572 |
0.03283 |
159 |
137 |
19 |
3 |
2128 |
Trojan cheeze? What do we have to lose? |
1.1572 |
0.03159 |
159 |
136 |
21 |
2 |
2129 |
I think you can put that away, this one's neutral |
1.1572 |
0.03159 |
159 |
136 |
21 |
2 |
2130 |
The Battle of Charcuterie,15th century France. |
1.1572 |
0.03283 |
159 |
137 |
19 |
3 |
2131 |
I thought that Switzerland was neutral. |
1.1571 |
0.03404 |
140 |
120 |
18 |
2 |
2132 |
You know, with those holes, we can tow it to our picnic destination. |
1.1571 |
0.03404 |
140 |
120 |
18 |
2 |
2133 |
Will we have to change the wine pairing? |
1.1571 |
0.03249 |
140 |
118 |
20 |
1 |
2134 |
I told you we shouldn't have moved her cheese. Now she's pissed. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2135 |
Careful. This may be a very large serpent that is a Packers fan. |
1.1570 |
0.03438 |
172 |
151 |
15 |
6 |
2136 |
Call me Ishmael, but it's the Great White Cheese wedge! |
1.1570 |
0.03234 |
172 |
149 |
19 |
4 |
2137 |
You’re going to need bigger crackers! |
1.1569 |
0.03092 |
153 |
130 |
22 |
1 |
2138 |
Why is it still coming at us? I thought the Swiss were always neutral! |
1.1569 |
0.02950 |
153 |
129 |
24 |
0 |
2139 |
Don’t be afraid: the Swiss are neutral! |
1.1569 |
0.03228 |
153 |
131 |
20 |
2 |
2140 |
"Call me, Ishmael, when you've readied the Zinfandel!" |
1.1569 |
0.03359 |
153 |
132 |
18 |
3 |
2141 |
Ahoy! It's Moby Queso! |
1.1569 |
0.03228 |
153 |
131 |
20 |
2 |
2142 |
Some Kraft, eh? |
1.1569 |
0.03092 |
153 |
130 |
22 |
1 |
2143 |
Next we head to a lake near Napa Valley for the wine. |
1.1567 |
0.03647 |
134 |
116 |
15 |
3 |
2144 |
Jarrrrrrrrlsberg! |
1.1567 |
0.03490 |
134 |
114 |
17 |
2 |
2145 |
That was your last wish, and you made things even worse. |
1.1566 |
0.03193 |
166 |
143 |
20 |
3 |
2146 |
Ninety percent of its bulk is below the surface. |
1.1565 |
0.03573 |
147 |
128 |
15 |
4 |
2147 |
The Raclette of the Edmund Fitzgerald |
1.1565 |
0.03302 |
147 |
126 |
19 |
2 |
2148 |
Thar She blows, it's the great White Swiss! |
1.1565 |
0.03573 |
147 |
128 |
15 |
4 |
2149 |
Look at the jaws on that Swiss, thirty-footer, pure cholesterol -- we're gonna need a bigger knife." |
1.1565 |
0.03440 |
147 |
127 |
17 |
3 |
2150 |
Quint, you philistine! You can't pair a fine Emmenthaler with a Gansett! |
1.1565 |
0.03302 |
147 |
126 |
19 |
2 |
2151 |
The Devil's in the holes! |
1.1565 |
0.03440 |
147 |
127 |
17 |
3 |
2152 |
Prepare the Sauvignon Blanc! |
1.1565 |
0.03701 |
147 |
129 |
13 |
5 |
2153 |
It's a great white charcuterie! |
1.1565 |
0.03158 |
147 |
125 |
21 |
1 |
2154 |
Sala-mi Ishmael. |
1.1565 |
0.03440 |
147 |
127 |
17 |
3 |
2155 |
I think we are gonna need a bigger charcuterie board! |
1.1562 |
0.03408 |
128 |
108 |
18 |
1 |
2156 |
Be careful it could be a Packer fan |
1.1562 |
0.03263 |
160 |
138 |
19 |
3 |
2157 |
Careful, this may be a big mouse trap. |
1.1562 |
0.03013 |
160 |
136 |
23 |
1 |
2158 |
Man the lactose. |
1.1562 |
0.03263 |
160 |
138 |
19 |
3 |
2159 |
After120 days adrift, I think we finally lost it... |
1.1561 |
0.03319 |
173 |
151 |
17 |
5 |
2160 |
It's Moby Gruyere! |
1.1561 |
0.03319 |
173 |
150 |
17 |
5 |
2161 |
Who moved my cheese? |
1.1560 |
0.03381 |
141 |
121 |
18 |
2 |
2162 |
A Great White Charcuterie! We're gonna need a bigger board. |
1.1560 |
0.03381 |
141 |
121 |
18 |
2 |
2163 |
Relax Jim, it's Stealth Sponge. |
1.1560 |
0.03528 |
141 |
122 |
16 |
3 |
2164 |
Do you think it’ll be too salty? |
1.1560 |
0.03669 |
141 |
123 |
14 |
4 |
2165 |
I think we need a bigger cheese knife. |
1.1560 |
0.03067 |
141 |
119 |
22 |
0 |
2166 |
I don't want to poke a whole in your argument boys, but that Swiss looks aggressive. |
1.1560 |
0.03381 |
141 |
121 |
18 |
2 |
2167 |
It's not an iceberg; it's a JARLSberg! But it looks like two-thirds of it is still beneath the surface! |
1.1560 |
0.03669 |
141 |
123 |
14 |
4 |
2168 |
Let it go by, it doesn’t match with the wine. |
1.1560 |
0.03228 |
141 |
120 |
20 |
1 |
2169 |
I’ll get the Swiss. You bring the crackers. |
1.1560 |
0.03067 |
141 |
119 |
22 |
0 |
2170 |
sliced or chunk? |
1.1558 |
0.03209 |
154 |
132 |
20 |
2 |
2171 |
Careful, that's only the tip of the cheeseburger. |
1.1558 |
0.03584 |
154 |
135 |
14 |
5 |
2172 |
Do You Think it's a Trojan Cheese? |
1.1558 |
0.03209 |
154 |
132 |
20 |
2 |
2173 |
The great live Jarlsberg, which, they say, few antipasti-ships ever beheld, and returned to their ports to tell of it. |
1.1558 |
0.03074 |
154 |
131 |
22 |
1 |
2174 |
Easy lads, we don't want this charcuterie to turn into a shark eatery. |
1.1557 |
0.03496 |
122 |
104 |
17 |
1 |
2175 |
Neutral, schmeutral. |
1.1556 |
0.03466 |
135 |
115 |
17 |
2 |
2176 |
I thought I ordered a baby swiss! |
1.1556 |
0.02929 |
180 |
154 |
24 |
2 |
2177 |
The Swiss may be neutral but THIS is our lunch break. |
1.1556 |
0.03622 |
135 |
117 |
15 |
3 |
2178 |
Which one of you idiots forgot to bring the wine??? |
1.1556 |
0.03622 |
135 |
117 |
15 |
3 |
2179 |
We're gonna need a big merlot. |
1.1556 |
0.03772 |
135 |
118 |
13 |
4 |
2180 |
This really takes the "cute" out of charcuterie. |
1.1554 |
0.03419 |
148 |
128 |
17 |
3 |
2181 |
I see we’ve encountered the Swiss navy. |
1.1554 |
0.03281 |
148 |
127 |
19 |
2 |
2182 |
Wouldn’t it be great if we had iceberg lettuce to go with our salad? |
1.1554 |
0.03281 |
148 |
127 |
19 |
2 |
2183 |
Here she is, boys. The Great White Swiss. |
1.1554 |
0.03281 |
148 |
127 |
19 |
2 |
2184 |
I didn't except such a cheesy end |
1.1554 |
0.03419 |
148 |
128 |
17 |
3 |
2185 |
We can stand down men, the Swiss are always neutral. |
1.1554 |
0.03419 |
148 |
128 |
17 |
3 |
2186 |
CHEESEBLOCK, RIGHT AHEAD! |
1.1553 |
0.02996 |
161 |
137 |
23 |
1 |
2187 |
Clew up amidships lads and we'll slice her to ribbons and board her. |
1.1553 |
0.03245 |
161 |
139 |
19 |
3 |
2188 |
We're gonna need bigger appetites. |
1.1553 |
0.03362 |
161 |
140 |
17 |
4 |
2189 |
Man the fondue pot and breaded skewers! |
1.1553 |
0.03245 |
161 |
139 |
19 |
3 |
2190 |
Argh, there she blows men. Ready the crackers and toast points. |
1.1553 |
0.02996 |
161 |
134 |
22 |
1 |
2191 |
The swiss always stay out of it. They could have sent a plane, but instead they sent cheese! |
1.1552 |
0.03301 |
174 |
152 |
17 |
5 |
2192 |
I'm sorry Jack |
1.1552 |
0.03497 |
174 |
154 |
13 |
7 |
2193 |
Monster, from what Godforsaken deli hast thou come? |
1.1550 |
0.03199 |
129 |
109 |
20 |
0 |
2194 |
And it's just the tip of the Jarlsberg, mates! |
1.1550 |
0.03558 |
129 |
111 |
16 |
2 |
2195 |
It's the Swiss...in patented 'wedge' formation |
1.1550 |
0.03558 |
129 |
111 |
16 |
2 |
2196 |
At least it's not Moby Feta. |
1.1550 |
0.03383 |
129 |
109 |
18 |
1 |
2197 |
Are you sure it’s not Colby-Dick heading straight at us? |
1.1549 |
0.03359 |
142 |
122 |
18 |
2 |
2198 |
At least now we know where we are. |
1.1549 |
0.03644 |
142 |
124 |
14 |
4 |
2199 |
We need a hard cheese to compliment the Brie! |
1.1549 |
0.03359 |
142 |
122 |
18 |
2 |
2200 |
I don't know if it's worth it. I mean, I don't even like Swiss. |
1.1549 |
0.03505 |
142 |
123 |
16 |
3 |
2201 |
C’est Cheese |
1.1549 |
0.03779 |
142 |
125 |
12 |
5 |
2202 |
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The white cheese the soirée depends on has breached!” |
1.1549 |
0.03207 |
142 |
121 |
20 |
1 |
2203 |
There must be hidden conditions underneath this seemly free and sexy cheese. |
1.1549 |
0.03359 |
142 |
122 |
18 |
2 |
2204 |
The daring but foolish Cheesers have risked too much in the quest for the perfect party tray. |
1.1549 |
0.03359 |
142 |
122 |
18 |
2 |
2205 |
Escoffier be damned: go for the nose! |
1.1548 |
0.03562 |
155 |
136 |
14 |
5 |
2206 |
Deadliest Catch Season Nine: Charcuterie Bay |
1.1548 |
0.03442 |
155 |
135 |
16 |
4 |
2207 |
Slice and dice men! |
1.1548 |
0.02915 |
155 |
131 |
24 |
0 |
2208 |
Wait! We forgot the Pinot Noir! |
1.1548 |
0.03318 |
155 |
134 |
18 |
3 |
2209 |
Holy cheese-us! |
1.1548 |
0.03678 |
155 |
137 |
12 |
6 |
2210 |
Oh no! a charc |
1.1548 |
0.03318 |
155 |
134 |
18 |
3 |
2211 |
This should complete our mission. |
1.1548 |
0.03043 |
168 |
144 |
22 |
2 |
2212 |
Yep, we've definitely drifted to the Swiss side of the lake. |
1.1548 |
0.03043 |
168 |
144 |
22 |
2 |
2213 |
Whatever you do, don't give up the brie. |
1.1548 |
0.03269 |
168 |
146 |
18 |
4 |
2214 |
I was hoping for smoked Gouda |
1.1548 |
0.03158 |
168 |
145 |
20 |
3 |
2215 |
If only we had a Swiss army knife! |
1.1545 |
0.03835 |
123 |
107 |
13 |
3 |
2216 |
Swiss??
We've been hunting for a good Provolone! |
1.1544 |
0.03597 |
136 |
118 |
15 |
3 |
2217 |
I really thought it would’ve sunk by now |
1.1544 |
0.03597 |
136 |
118 |
15 |
3 |
2218 |
Don't worry! It's mild and semi-soft. |
1.1544 |
0.03442 |
136 |
117 |
17 |
2 |
2219 |
Be careful! Nine tenths of it is below the surface! |
1.1544 |
0.03110 |
136 |
115 |
21 |
0 |
2220 |
What happened to the wine? |
1.1544 |
0.03397 |
149 |
129 |
17 |
3 |
2221 |
Best haul of the season, but rich and creamy wasn't enough. |
1.1544 |
0.03261 |
149 |
128 |
19 |
2 |
2222 |
Wisconsin Whale Boat |
1.1544 |
0.02970 |
149 |
126 |
23 |
0 |
2223 |
Spielberg's gonna need to get a bigger budget. |
1.1544 |
0.02970 |
149 |
126 |
23 |
0 |
2224 |
Trust me….it’s artisanal and hipster approved. |
1.1544 |
0.03119 |
149 |
127 |
21 |
1 |
2225 |
No worries mates. It's the Swiss. |
1.1544 |
0.03397 |
149 |
129 |
17 |
3 |
2226 |
I thought they were meant to be neutral. |
1.1544 |
0.03261 |
149 |
128 |
19 |
2 |
2227 |
We must have the Great White for our Skarkuterie |
1.1544 |
0.02970 |
149 |
126 |
23 |
0 |
2228 |
HOLIE CHEESE we’re in trouble now! |
1.1544 |
0.02970 |
149 |
126 |
23 |
0 |
2229 |
This means that the Stilton can't be far now boys. |
1.1543 |
0.03105 |
162 |
139 |
20 |
2 |
2230 |
The charcuterie plank isn’t big enough to hold Swiss |
1.1543 |
0.03105 |
162 |
139 |
21 |
2 |
2231 |
Be careful. There could be a giant charcuterie-loving Green Bay Packers fan underneath." |
1.1543 |
0.03226 |
162 |
140 |
19 |
3 |
2232 |
One, Two, Three — Char - Cu - Ter - Ie !!! |
1.1543 |
0.03455 |
162 |
141 |
15 |
5 |
2233 |
I'd rather have cheddar. |
1.1543 |
0.03105 |
162 |
139 |
21 |
2 |
2234 |
Now remember, 90% of these things are usually under the surface" |
1.1543 |
0.03343 |
162 |
141 |
17 |
4 |
2235 |
She's out for revenge, boys! |
1.1543 |
0.03226 |
162 |
140 |
19 |
3 |
2236 |
Swiss, yes, and fully mature! |
1.1543 |
0.03182 |
175 |
152 |
19 |
4 |
2237 |
OK, Who cuts the cheese ? |
1.1543 |
0.03077 |
175 |
151 |
21 |
3 |
2238 |
Great, now we need a pinot and a merlot. |
1.1538 |
0.03482 |
143 |
124 |
16 |
3 |
2239 |
Hi Ho the Derrio, the Cheese Floats Alone |
1.1538 |
0.03171 |
156 |
134 |
20 |
2 |
2240 |
In front of a really good piece of cheese, we all become small. |
1.1538 |
0.03028 |
143 |
121 |
22 |
0 |
2241 |
Careful mates, 90% is underwater! |
1.1538 |
0.03251 |
169 |
147 |
18 |
4 |
2242 |
Smile and say Cheese |
1.1538 |
0.03298 |
156 |
135 |
18 |
3 |
2243 |
Its size might be a wedge issue for this board. |
1.1538 |
0.03532 |
130 |
112 |
16 |
2 |
2244 |
I've got a bad feeling about this |
1.1538 |
0.03482 |
143 |
124 |
16 |
3 |
2245 |
OK, first one to shoot through the hole wins the big cheese. |
1.1538 |
0.03337 |
143 |
123 |
18 |
2 |
2246 |
No, it’s not more dangerous.
White just means
It hasn’t been aged as long. |
1.1538 |
0.03359 |
130 |
111 |
18 |
1 |
2247 |
We don’t need to take the whole thing, just a few slices! |
1.1538 |
0.03037 |
156 |
133 |
22 |
1 |
2248 |
This is the best private fishing charcuterie we ever booked! |
1.1538 |
0.03186 |
143 |
122 |
20 |
1 |
2249 |
Better call the fondue crew. |
1.1538 |
0.03422 |
156 |
136 |
16 |
4 |
2250 |
Don’t be a fool Johnny!!!
You KNOW you’re lactose intolerant! |
1.1538 |
0.03482 |
143 |
124 |
16 |
3 |
2251 |
If he rams us, use the preserved meats as a flotation device. |
1.1538 |
0.03337 |
143 |
123 |
18 |
2 |
2252 |
However this ends, it's going to be delicious! |
1.1538 |
0.03298 |
156 |
135 |
18 |
3 |
2253 |
Slice for your lives, men! |
1.1534 |
0.03207 |
163 |
141 |
19 |
3 |
2254 |
Watch out—it doesn’t look neutral this time. |
1.1534 |
0.03207 |
163 |
140 |
19 |
3 |
2255 |
Be careful now. We can only take aboard a sliver. |
1.1533 |
0.03100 |
150 |
128 |
21 |
1 |
2256 |
It looks like the artillery has had little effect. |
1.1533 |
0.03506 |
150 |
131 |
15 |
4 |
2257 |
Even if it's Swiss, it can't claim neutrality, we are in open waters. |
1.1533 |
0.03720 |
137 |
120 |
13 |
4 |
2258 |
It's either a peace offering from a great white shark, or a trap. |
1.1533 |
0.03258 |
137 |
117 |
19 |
1 |
2259 |
When you asked what’ll happen next, all I said was “ Jeez”. |
1.1533 |
0.03573 |
137 |
117 |
15 |
3 |
2260 |
Gird your loins, boys, I think one of those holes just winked at me. |
1.1533 |
0.03258 |
137 |
117 |
19 |
1 |
2261 |
That must have been a whale of a wheel ! |
1.1532 |
0.03629 |
124 |
107 |
15 |
2 |
2262 |
Look at that. The Farmer in the Dell was right! |
1.1532 |
0.04283 |
111 |
98 |
9 |
4 |
2263 |
You can't be serious. By noon we'll be fondue dippings! |
1.1530 |
0.03182 |
183 |
160 |
18 |
5 |
2264 |
Call me Charcuterie. |
1.1529 |
0.03123 |
170 |
147 |
20 |
3 |
2265 |
Damn, I'm lactose intolerant. |
1.1529 |
0.03279 |
157 |
136 |
18 |
3 |
2266 |
It's either Rorqual or Roquefort. |
1.1529 |
0.03152 |
157 |
135 |
20 |
2 |
2267 |
Quick, man the cheese slicer, and call for supplemental fiber! |
1.1528 |
0.03166 |
144 |
123 |
20 |
1 |
2268 |
Look who's here to feed on us! |
1.1528 |
0.03166 |
144 |
123 |
20 |
1 |
2269 |
There isn’t room for you on the board, Jack. |
1.1528 |
0.03459 |
144 |
125 |
16 |
3 |
2270 |
Ready your Swiss knives men. Let's get that cheese on board! |
1.1527 |
0.03335 |
131 |
111 |
18 |
1 |
2271 |
It's okay, they're neutral. |
1.1527 |
0.03671 |
131 |
114 |
14 |
3 |
2272 |
Maybe it’s safer to just stick with the brie. |
1.1527 |
0.03155 |
131 |
111 |
20 |
0 |
2273 |
Careful, guys. That one's aging under a neutral flag. |
1.1525 |
0.03324 |
118 |
100 |
18 |
0 |
2274 |
The Great White Charcuterie! It’s not a legend! |
1.1524 |
0.03304 |
164 |
143 |
17 |
4 |
2275 |
Shoot through the eyes! |
1.1524 |
0.03070 |
164 |
141 |
21 |
2 |
2276 |
Nice . . . but I keep expecting a giant toothpick to come out of the sky and spear one of us. |
1.1523 |
0.03081 |
151 |
129 |
21 |
1 |
2277 |
Yikes! This cheese is Titanic ! |
1.1523 |
0.03221 |
151 |
130 |
19 |
2 |
2278 |
Arm yourself, the Swiss have taken to the seas! |
1.1523 |
0.03355 |
151 |
131 |
17 |
3 |
2279 |
With my last breath, I spit at Brie! |
1.1523 |
0.03355 |
151 |
131 |
17 |
3 |
2280 |
Call me meal-ish! |
1.1523 |
0.02934 |
151 |
128 |
23 |
0 |
2281 |
It’s fair game, boys. There is no Swiss neutrality in international waters. |
1.1523 |
0.03081 |
151 |
129 |
21 |
1 |
2282 |
so much for their famous neutrality |
1.1523 |
0.03221 |
151 |
130 |
19 |
2 |
2283 |
Sliced perfectly. We can tow it. |
1.1523 |
0.03355 |
151 |
131 |
17 |
3 |
2284 |
I told you guys we should have bought a bigger cheeseboard. |
1.1523 |
0.03221 |
151 |
130 |
19 |
2 |
2285 |
Ever heard tell of the Titanic? |
1.1522 |
0.03237 |
138 |
118 |
19 |
1 |
2286 |
Remember. Most of it is hidden underwater. |
1.1522 |
0.03069 |
138 |
117 |
21 |
0 |
2287 |
Remember, they're neutral, so no need for violence. |
1.1522 |
0.03396 |
138 |
119 |
17 |
2 |
2288 |
We just need to get a little bit on-board |
1.1522 |
0.03835 |
138 |
122 |
11 |
5 |
2289 |
Remember to save some room…there’s way more below the surface. |
1.1522 |
0.03396 |
138 |
119 |
17 |
2 |
2290 |
Don't worry they have a strict neutrality policy. |
1.1522 |
0.03396 |
138 |
119 |
17 |
2 |
2291 |
Look , all those hole's an still it floats ! |
1.1522 |
0.03548 |
138 |
120 |
15 |
3 |
2292 |
Forget the harpoons! Get out your Swiss army knives. |
1.1522 |
0.03237 |
138 |
118 |
19 |
1 |
2293 |
Now the Swiss take stand? |
1.1522 |
0.03396 |
138 |
119 |
17 |
2 |
2294 |
After all these years,our quest for the perfect buffet many finally be over! |
1.1520 |
0.03602 |
125 |
107 |
15 |
2 |
2295 |
Towing the cheese-berg' |
1.1519 |
0.03002 |
158 |
135 |
22 |
1 |
2296 |
Looks like he is asking permission to come on board! |
1.1519 |
0.03002 |
158 |
135 |
22 |
1 |
2297 |
Did anyone bring the crackers? |
1.1517 |
0.03146 |
145 |
124 |
20 |
1 |
2298 |
Man the torpedo rolls! |
1.1517 |
0.03437 |
145 |
126 |
16 |
3 |
2299 |
Careful, she might have a multipurpose knife! |
1.1517 |
0.03437 |
145 |
126 |
16 |
3 |
2300 |
Well, its about time.
The Cheese Whiz arrived weeks ago. |
1.1517 |
0.03294 |
145 |
125 |
18 |
2 |
2301 |
Ah, forget boys, its Swiss cheese |
1.1517 |
0.02990 |
145 |
123 |
22 |
0 |
2302 |
Cheddar she blows! |
1.1517 |
0.03573 |
145 |
127 |
14 |
4 |
2303 |
It's the cheese from last week's cartoon |
1.1517 |
0.03437 |
145 |
126 |
16 |
3 |
2304 |
Looks like someone got there before us. |
1.1517 |
0.03294 |
145 |
125 |
18 |
2 |
2305 |
It could be a trap ! |
1.1515 |
0.03482 |
132 |
114 |
16 |
2 |
2306 |
Aye, but will it go with grog and hardtack? |
1.1515 |
0.03482 |
132 |
114 |
16 |
2 |
2307 |
I thought you said the swiss were neutral |
1.1515 |
0.02929 |
165 |
141 |
23 |
1 |
2308 |
We're going to need bigger toast points. |
1.1515 |
0.03482 |
132 |
114 |
16 |
2 |
2309 |
Caution - Jarlsberg ahead! |
1.1515 |
0.02929 |
165 |
141 |
23 |
1 |
2310 |
So much for a neutral taste |
1.1515 |
0.03482 |
132 |
113 |
16 |
2 |
2311 |
Stay down so he doesn't see you. |
1.1515 |
0.03800 |
132 |
116 |
12 |
4 |
2312 |
... or, we could use it as a floating device. |
1.1513 |
0.03463 |
152 |
133 |
15 |
4 |
2313 |
Darn it! It’s Swiss, not manchego! |
1.1513 |
0.03586 |
152 |
134 |
13 |
5 |
2314 |
This puts some holes in our plan. |
1.1513 |
0.03463 |
152 |
133 |
15 |
4 |
2315 |
Sharkuterie. That is what you want— a simple pun. But that isn’t comedy. True comedy is the tear on a new baby’s cheek, for what has she to be sad about at the dawn of life? Comedy is a lover fighting an eternal war or a playful kiss, denied. |
1.1511 |
0.03524 |
139 |
121 |
15 |
3 |
2316 |
Who farted? |
1.1511 |
0.03049 |
139 |
118 |
21 |
0 |
2317 |
We're safe now -- it's the Big Cheese! |
1.1511 |
0.03669 |
139 |
122 |
13 |
4 |
2318 |
We’ll see who’s the big cheese around here! |
1.1511 |
0.03049 |
139 |
118 |
21 |
0 |
2319 |
Anyone feeling cheesy today? |
1.1511 |
0.03373 |
139 |
120 |
17 |
2 |
2320 |
Hey! I thought the Swiss always stayed neutral in wars. |
1.1509 |
0.03240 |
159 |
138 |
18 |
3 |
2321 |
New this fall on AMC: The savoriest catch" |
1.1508 |
0.03575 |
126 |
109 |
15 |
2 |
2322 |
Thar brie blows! |
1.1507 |
0.03550 |
146 |
128 |
14 |
4 |
2323 |
I think we need a bigger boat |
1.1507 |
0.03681 |
146 |
129 |
12 |
5 |
2324 |
But does the salty cheese really compliment the sweet pumpkin pie?" |
1.1507 |
0.03550 |
146 |
128 |
14 |
4 |
2325 |
All things considered, this has been a pretty good weekend |
1.1506 |
0.03153 |
166 |
144 |
19 |
3 |
2326 |
Steady, boys, and they'll be charcuterie aplenty tonight! |
1.1506 |
0.03267 |
166 |
145 |
17 |
4 |
2327 |
Toothpicks! Toothpicks! My cheeseboard for some toothpicks! |
1.1504 |
0.03458 |
133 |
115 |
16 |
2 |
2328 |
Next we'll hunt for a giant bottle of wine for the island's art gallery opening. |
1.1504 |
0.03458 |
133 |
115 |
16 |
2 |
2329 |
'Ahoy mateys, keep a sharp eye out for a Trader Joe's on the horizon.' |
1.1504 |
0.03458 |
133 |
115 |
16 |
2 |
2330 |
What did I tell you? A cheeseberg. |
1.1504 |
0.03773 |
133 |
117 |
12 |
4 |
2331 |
She's a white cheddar, I can tell by her marks. |
1.1504 |
0.03458 |
133 |
115 |
16 |
2 |
2332 |
We need a bigger float. |
1.1503 |
0.03182 |
153 |
132 |
19 |
2 |
2333 |
Be careful - the Charcuterie can't be far away! |
1.1503 |
0.03314 |
153 |
133 |
17 |
3 |
2334 |
Did anyone bring a Swiss Navy knife? |
1.1503 |
0.03564 |
153 |
135 |
13 |
5 |
2335 |
So the Island of Brie was just a myth? |
1.1503 |
0.03314 |
153 |
133 |
17 |
3 |
2336 |
We forgot the crackers |
1.1503 |
0.03044 |
153 |
131 |
21 |
1 |
2337 |
Woah cheese ahoy |
1.1503 |
0.03314 |
153 |
133 |
17 |
3 |
2338 |
Only if it’s Jarlsberg. |
1.1503 |
0.03044 |
153 |
131 |
21 |
1 |
2339 |
Food Fight!
{caption generated by Artificial Intelligence program} |
1.1500 |
0.03221 |
160 |
139 |
18 |
3 |
2340 |
Damn, I was hoping the next one would be olives. |
1.1500 |
0.03097 |
160 |
138 |
20 |
2 |
2341 |
Ah, the white swiss. |
1.1500 |
0.02967 |
160 |
137 |
22 |
1 |
2342 |
I didn't think we'd come across any Swiss until we docked and had gotten well inland. |
1.1500 |
0.02967 |
160 |
137 |
22 |
1 |
2343 |
Now all we need is wine |
1.1500 |
0.03097 |
160 |
138 |
20 |
2 |
2344 |
We need to find a baby. She's far too powerful. |
1.1500 |
0.03645 |
140 |
123 |
13 |
4 |
2345 |
Phew, it's vegan! |
1.1500 |
0.03457 |
160 |
141 |
14 |
5 |
2346 |
« You’re gonna need a bigger board » |
1.1500 |
0.02967 |
160 |
137 |
22 |
1 |
2347 |
Quick! Someone cut the cheese! |
1.1500 |
0.03221 |
160 |
139 |
18 |
3 |
2348 |
I told you they were out there but
You didn’t believe me |
1.1500 |
0.03194 |
140 |
120 |
19 |
1 |
2349 |
This Swiss Family Robinson remake has gotten out of control. |
1.1500 |
0.03457 |
160 |
141 |
14 |
5 |
2350 |
Looks like the Swiss aren’t so neutral after all. |
1.1497 |
0.03018 |
167 |
144 |
21 |
2 |
2351 |
Remember, that's just ten percent of it. |
1.1497 |
0.03393 |
147 |
128 |
16 |
3 |
2352 |
She's a beauty, but we seek the Great White Cheddar! |
1.1497 |
0.03528 |
147 |
129 |
14 |
4 |
2353 |
Here comes the big Swiss one playing at being neutral. Keep knives at the ready! |
1.1497 |
0.03253 |
147 |
127 |
18 |
2 |
2354 |
I was really hoping for Manchego. |
1.1497 |
0.03253 |
147 |
127 |
18 |
2 |
2355 |
Attack before the entree - it's our only choice. |
1.1497 |
0.03393 |
147 |
128 |
16 |
3 |
2356 |
Charcut-AHOY! |
1.1497 |
0.03106 |
147 |
126 |
20 |
1 |
2357 |
In this final chapter we encounter the Great White. |
1.1497 |
0.03106 |
147 |
126 |
20 |
1 |
2358 |
We’re being attacked by the Swiss! |
1.1497 |
0.03528 |
147 |
129 |
14 |
4 |
2359 |
We've found it, our holey grail. |
1.1497 |
0.03253 |
147 |
127 |
18 |
2 |
2360 |
You’re a long way from Switzerland, big boy. |
1.1496 |
0.03178 |
127 |
108 |
19 |
0 |
2361 |
Holy Swiss!"
"No captain, that be holey Jarlsberg. |
1.1496 |
0.03369 |
127 |
108 |
17 |
1 |
2362 |
Steady on. I'll bring the Big Cheese aboard. |
1.1496 |
0.03549 |
127 |
110 |
15 |
2 |
2363 |
Holey cheese! It's Moby Swiss! |
1.1496 |
0.03885 |
127 |
112 |
11 |
4 |
2364 |
It’s not the size of the cheese we have to worry about |
1.1494 |
0.03056 |
174 |
151 |
20 |
3 |
2365 |
I wonder what movie this is? |
1.1494 |
0.03162 |
154 |
133 |
19 |
2 |
2366 |
Mark ye the abundant blow-holes of the dread Moby-Swiss! |
1.1494 |
0.03294 |
154 |
134 |
17 |
3 |
2367 |
Is that Swiss erland ? |
1.1494 |
0.03162 |
154 |
133 |
19 |
2 |
2368 |
This is the missing piece from last week's caption contest. |
1.1493 |
0.03893 |
134 |
119 |
10 |
5 |
2369 |
I was hoping for brie. |
1.1493 |
0.03594 |
134 |
117 |
14 |
3 |
2370 |
Prepare to be boarded! Well, charcuterie boarded, but still... |
1.1493 |
0.03266 |
134 |
115 |
18 |
1 |
2371 |
Well aware there was a Packer fan underneath, they opted to quietly float away. |
1.1493 |
0.03434 |
134 |
116 |
16 |
2 |
2372 |
It's headed right for us and we're running low on spicy mustard. |
1.1493 |
0.03434 |
134 |
116 |
16 |
2 |
2373 |
Watch out! It wants to overpower the Brie! |
1.1493 |
0.03266 |
134 |
115 |
18 |
1 |
2374 |
Noooo ... not Swiss, lads ... Ementaler! |
1.1491 |
0.03079 |
161 |
139 |
20 |
2 |
2375 |
Looks like a Swiss war ship. No worries they’re neutral. |
1.1489 |
0.03329 |
141 |
122 |
17 |
2 |
2376 |
prepare to be boarded... and served with a fruity Beaujolais |
1.1489 |
0.03173 |
141 |
121 |
19 |
1 |
2377 |
Looks like we are about to go overboard! |
1.1489 |
0.03329 |
141 |
122 |
17 |
2 |
2378 |
Oh Colby Jack draw me like one of your Swiss girls |
1.1489 |
0.03478 |
141 |
123 |
15 |
3 |
2379 |
That will complement the fruit quite well. |
1.1489 |
0.03478 |
141 |
123 |
15 |
3 |
2380 |
Let's bring it aboard. |
1.1488 |
0.03118 |
168 |
146 |
19 |
3 |
2381 |
What do we do if it's frozen? |
1.1488 |
0.03648 |
121 |
105 |
14 |
2 |
2382 |
There's only room for one big cheese around here, and that's me. |
1.1488 |
0.03454 |
121 |
104 |
16 |
1 |
2383 |
Start paddling before she sinks! |
1.1488 |
0.03832 |
121 |
106 |
12 |
3 |
2384 |
Careful, it's no longer just a snack! |
1.1486 |
0.03232 |
148 |
128 |
18 |
2 |
2385 |
Avast, there she is the great white Swiss! |
1.1486 |
0.03087 |
148 |
127 |
20 |
1 |
2386 |
I can't believe that the New Yorker cartoon we're in is so absurd that it' can't be funny! |
1.1486 |
0.03879 |
148 |
133 |
8 |
7 |
2387 |
Boarding Party |
1.1486 |
0.02934 |
148 |
126 |
22 |
0 |
2388 |
I thought it was supposed to be neutral! |
1.1486 |
0.03087 |
148 |
125 |
20 |
1 |
2389 |
Keep your heads up, emmental support is here! |
1.1484 |
0.03344 |
128 |
110 |
17 |
1 |
2390 |
Call me Manchego. |
1.1484 |
0.03344 |
128 |
110 |
17 |
1 |
2391 |
I didn't realize we were so far north! |
1.1484 |
0.03344 |
128 |
110 |
17 |
1 |
2392 |
Give it the brie! |
1.1484 |
0.03344 |
128 |
110 |
17 |
1 |
2393 |
Sure, it looks like a neutral vessel, but it is has no maritime flag! Plus, I'm peckish." |
1.1484 |
0.03344 |
128 |
110 |
17 |
1 |
2394 |
Thank goodness the Americans shot down the Swiss weather balloon. |
1.1484 |
0.03344 |
128 |
110 |
17 |
1 |
2395 |
Quick question. Were there any Swiss aboard the Titanic?” |
1.1484 |
0.03344 |
128 |
110 |
17 |
1 |
2396 |
All hands on deck, men! Prepare to cut the cheese! |
1.1484 |
0.03694 |
128 |
112 |
13 |
3 |
2397 |
The captain must have got a leg stuck in one those holes. |
1.1484 |
0.03143 |
155 |
134 |
19 |
2 |
2398 |
Hold back for now. It has a long history of neutrality. |
1.1484 |
0.03400 |
155 |
136 |
15 |
4 |
2399 |
Melting Swiss mountain cap brings lunch as tasty collateral. |
1.1484 |
0.03143 |
155 |
134 |
19 |
2 |
2400 |
It’s a trick. Get an axe. |
1.1484 |
0.03007 |
155 |
133 |
21 |
1 |
2401 |
Green Bay has lost it's big cheese. |
1.1484 |
0.03143 |
155 |
134 |
19 |
2 |
2402 |
Get ready, it stinks. |
1.1484 |
0.03400 |
155 |
136 |
15 |
4 |
2403 |
Remember, nine-tenths of it is under water. We're gonna need a bigger raft. |
1.1481 |
0.03410 |
135 |
117 |
16 |
2 |
2404 |
Thar she blows! The Great White Gouda! |
1.1481 |
0.03244 |
135 |
116 |
18 |
1 |
2405 |
I didn't know the Swiss have a Navy.
Barbara Moris, Falls Church, Va. |
1.1481 |
0.03417 |
162 |
143 |
14 |
5 |
2406 |
Don't worry, boys. Their defense is full of holes! |
1.1481 |
0.03410 |
135 |
117 |
16 |
2 |
2407 |
Im so hungry, I could eat that hole thing. |
1.1481 |
0.03410 |
135 |
117 |
16 |
2 |
2408 |
Are you seeing this shit |
1.1481 |
0.03410 |
135 |
117 |
16 |
2 |
2409 |
Will you get the hole in one? |
1.1479 |
0.03152 |
142 |
122 |
19 |
1 |
2410 |
Told you we should have taken the fondue pot. Look at the size of that thing! |
1.1479 |
0.03152 |
142 |
122 |
19 |
1 |
2411 |
This’s not Switzerland is it? |
1.1479 |
0.03152 |
142 |
122 |
19 |
1 |
2412 |
As I am the oldest one on the float, I get the first slice! |
1.1479 |
0.03307 |
142 |
123 |
17 |
2 |
2413 |
Buck up me lads! This Swiss Leviathan stands between us and a smorgasbord for the ages! |
1.1479 |
0.03455 |
142 |
124 |
15 |
3 |
2414 |
Look! It’s the last piece of the moon! |
1.1479 |
0.03307 |
142 |
123 |
17 |
2 |
2415 |
Aw,man. They’re definitely gonna win the ricotta. |
1.1479 |
0.03733 |
142 |
126 |
11 |
5 |
2416 |
It's taken a long time, gentelmen, but that truly is The Great White Emmenthaler! |
1.1479 |
0.03596 |
142 |
125 |
13 |
4 |
2417 |
Charcuterie shark at ten o'clock. |
1.1479 |
0.03596 |
142 |
125 |
13 |
4 |
2418 |
‘It could be just the tip of the Jarlsberg’. |
1.1478 |
0.03324 |
115 |
98 |
17 |
0 |
2419 |
Looks like a smorgas-berg of trouble! |
1.1478 |
0.03546 |
115 |
99 |
15 |
1 |
2420 |
It stands alone! |
1.1477 |
0.03483 |
149 |
131 |
14 |
4 |
2421 |
Never mind the cheeseberg, who forgot the mustard? |
1.1477 |
0.03483 |
149 |
131 |
14 |
4 |
2422 |
Hard to port! It's a jarlsberg! 90% is under the surface! |
1.1477 |
0.03350 |
149 |
130 |
16 |
3 |
2423 |
And you said there was no Swiss Navy. |
1.1477 |
0.03350 |
149 |
130 |
16 |
3 |
2424 |
Be careful - 90% of it is under water. |
1.1477 |
0.03350 |
149 |
130 |
16 |
3 |
2425 |
At least we’re not in a pickle. |
1.1477 |
0.03212 |
149 |
129 |
18 |
2 |
2426 |
Stand down. We have no beef for the Swiss. |
1.1477 |
0.03068 |
149 |
128 |
20 |
1 |
2427 |
Remember it’s Swiss not French, so lower your cheese cutters.. |
1.1475 |
0.03224 |
122 |
103 |
18 |
0 |
2428 |
Slice or shave, you two? |
1.1475 |
0.03620 |
122 |
106 |
14 |
2 |
2429 |
I never have my swiss army knife when I need it. |
1.1475 |
0.03428 |
122 |
105 |
16 |
1 |
2430 |
Who ordered the cheeseberg? |
1.1475 |
0.03428 |
122 |
105 |
16 |
1 |
2431 |
Call me Delishmael. |
1.1474 |
0.02989 |
156 |
134 |
21 |
1 |
2432 |
Charcutefree Willy |
1.1474 |
0.03379 |
156 |
137 |
15 |
4 |
2433 |
All we need now is a bottle of wine |
1.1474 |
0.02848 |
156 |
133 |
23 |
0 |
2434 |
Why did I think that reality TV on PBS would be intelligent? |
1.1473 |
0.03667 |
129 |
113 |
13 |
3 |
2435 |
That might be more than we can take on... |
1.1473 |
0.03498 |
129 |
112 |
15 |
2 |
2436 |
The Great White Mouse must be near! |
1.1473 |
0.03320 |
129 |
111 |
17 |
1 |
2437 |
Put down your weapons. The Swiss are neutral. |
1.1473 |
0.03828 |
129 |
114 |
11 |
4 |
2438 |
We won't give up, till the bitter end! |
1.1473 |
0.03498 |
129 |
112 |
15 |
2 |
2439 |
It was like I said all along. It was a cookbook! |
1.1473 |
0.03667 |
129 |
113 |
13 |
3 |
2440 |
I’ve heard of “cutting the cheese” but this is ridiculous. |
1.1472 |
0.03044 |
163 |
141 |
20 |
2 |
2441 |
Satellite tracking indicated Monterey Jack!!
We need Ritz crackers!! Now!! |
1.1472 |
0.03166 |
163 |
142 |
18 |
3 |
2442 |
I'll snag this one. I have the right knife. |
1.1471 |
0.02969 |
170 |
147 |
21 |
2 |
2443 |
The squeaky ones are too young to harvest. |
1.1471 |
0.03048 |
136 |
116 |
20 |
0 |
2444 |
Strike hard and strike true mates for he comes at us with an evil glint in his eye! |
1.1471 |
0.03048 |
136 |
116 |
20 |
0 |
2445 |
Oh my god it’s Colby Dick |
1.1471 |
0.03694 |
136 |
120 |
12 |
4 |
2446 |
We need a Swiss Army Knife to haul in this one." |
1.1471 |
0.03387 |
136 |
118 |
16 |
2 |
2447 |
That’s a whale of a slice. |
1.1471 |
0.03222 |
136 |
117 |
18 |
1 |
2448 |
For sure it's not a quick melt cheese. |
1.1471 |
0.03387 |
136 |
117 |
16 |
2 |
2449 |
"You`re going to need a bigger cutting board |
1.1471 |
0.03387 |
136 |
118 |
16 |
2 |
2450 |
Sharkuterie? There will be no room for olives and nuts. |
1.1469 |
0.03432 |
143 |
125 |
15 |
3 |
2451 |
It's okay guys, he's not armed |
1.1469 |
0.03285 |
143 |
124 |
17 |
2 |
2452 |
Holey Moby. |
1.1469 |
0.03432 |
143 |
125 |
15 |
3 |
2453 |
Finally found a cruise worth my money. |
1.1469 |
0.03285 |
143 |
124 |
17 |
2 |
2454 |
Are you sure cheese oil will keep our lanterns going? |
1.1469 |
0.03432 |
143 |
125 |
15 |
3 |
2455 |
Let’s party before we tell Spencer Johnson that we found where they moved his cheese… |
1.1469 |
0.03132 |
143 |
123 |
19 |
1 |
2456 |
You're up, Queequeg |
1.1469 |
0.03285 |
143 |
123 |
17 |
2 |
2457 |
Are you sure it’s one of ours? |
1.1469 |
0.03132 |
143 |
123 |
19 |
1 |
2458 |
This usually only happens in Wisconsin! |
1.1469 |
0.03432 |
143 |
125 |
15 |
3 |
2459 |
Though your sins be rank and stink to heaven, today you'll cut the cheese or die a-tryin' and be damned! |
1.1469 |
0.03573 |
143 |
126 |
13 |
4 |
2460 |
We need that Swiss to complete our Sharkutery Board. |
1.1469 |
0.03432 |
143 |
125 |
15 |
3 |
2461 |
Charcuterie Pirates. |
1.1469 |
0.02970 |
143 |
122 |
21 |
0 |
2462 |
It's not a brie so we'll slice it from the bow. |
1.1469 |
0.03285 |
143 |
124 |
17 |
2 |
2463 |
High Cholesterol,full speed ahead! |
1.1469 |
0.03285 |
143 |
123 |
17 |
2 |
2464 |
Let's just hope it's not holed below the waterline |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2465 |
Save the polar mice! |
1.1467 |
0.03192 |
150 |
130 |
18 |
2 |
2466 |
Fromage, mon brave! |
1.1467 |
0.03192 |
150 |
130 |
18 |
2 |
2467 |
Be careful, this big hunk of swiss cheese will feed us for a month!! |
1.1467 |
0.03192 |
150 |
130 |
18 |
2 |
2468 |
It’s a trap! That’s a Packer’s cheesehead! Hoist the jolly Rodgers! |
1.1467 |
0.03192 |
150 |
130 |
18 |
2 |
2469 |
Someone got here before us... |
1.1467 |
0.03461 |
150 |
132 |
14 |
4 |
2470 |
Whose idea was a charcuterie contest? |
1.1467 |
0.03329 |
150 |
131 |
16 |
3 |
2471 |
It’s a swisster! |
1.1467 |
0.03329 |
150 |
128 |
16 |
3 |
2472 |
When we capture her, boys, just imagine how we’ll be feted. |
1.1467 |
0.03049 |
150 |
129 |
20 |
1 |
2473 |
That was the day we found Cheeselantis. |
1.1467 |
0.03461 |
150 |
132 |
14 |
4 |
2474 |
I can clearly see a hole in their attack plan. |
1.1465 |
0.03359 |
157 |
138 |
15 |
4 |
2475 |
Heads up! He knows what happens on a charcuterie board. |
1.1465 |
0.03235 |
157 |
137 |
17 |
3 |
2476 |
A mild Swiss or a stove boat! |
1.1465 |
0.03106 |
157 |
136 |
19 |
2 |
2477 |
We’re gonna need a bigger bottle. |
1.1465 |
0.03106 |
157 |
136 |
19 |
2 |
2478 |
Captain, do you think it will pair with the red Bordeaux? |
1.1465 |
0.03106 |
157 |
136 |
19 |
2 |
2479 |
Be careful men, that's just the tip of the swiss cheese! |
1.1465 |
0.03235 |
157 |
137 |
17 |
3 |
2480 |
Be quick! Put as many holes in it as you can! |
1.1463 |
0.02900 |
164 |
141 |
22 |
1 |
2481 |
Not Switzerland! Swiss or land? |
1.1463 |
0.03027 |
164 |
142 |
20 |
2 |
2482 |
Call me hungry Ishmael. |
1.1463 |
0.02900 |
164 |
141 |
22 |
1 |
2483 |
Not to worry, Jarlsberg is almost always a decoy. |
1.1463 |
0.03592 |
123 |
107 |
14 |
2 |
2484 |
This is your fantasy, Herman!"
"It's up to you to kill the Great White Cheese! |
1.1462 |
0.03473 |
130 |
113 |
15 |
2 |
2485 |
Grab your knives boys, it's time to cut the cheese. |
1.1462 |
0.03640 |
130 |
114 |
13 |
3 |
2486 |
...to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for charcuterie's sake I spit my last breath at thee. |
1.1460 |
0.03812 |
137 |
122 |
10 |
5 |
2487 |
I'm prepared to carve out a new life, who's with me? |
1.1460 |
0.03364 |
137 |
119 |
16 |
2 |
2488 |
Behold the Holey Land. |
1.1460 |
0.03200 |
137 |
118 |
18 |
1 |
2489 |
I don't give a damn if it is Swiss, there's no neutrality in charcuterie. |
1.1460 |
0.03200 |
137 |
118 |
18 |
1 |
2490 |
I said we could just go to Trader Joe’s and buy more cheese but no you wanted to save $10 |
1.1460 |
0.03364 |
137 |
119 |
16 |
2 |
2491 |
Say... isn't that the cheese that Jerry threw over about a month ago? |
1.1460 |
0.03520 |
137 |
120 |
14 |
3 |
2492 |
There it is at last! That accursed white mould whale, my holy grail. |
1.1460 |
0.03200 |
137 |
118 |
18 |
1 |
2493 |
Stop saying, "It's a piece of cake!" It's a wedge of cheese! |
1.1458 |
0.03264 |
144 |
125 |
17 |
2 |
2494 |
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water |
1.1458 |
0.03264 |
144 |
125 |
17 |
2 |
2495 |
Let’s pass on this…I’m holding out for Camembert. |
1.1458 |
0.03409 |
144 |
126 |
15 |
3 |
2496 |
Right on time and neutral, how Swiss! Easy prey for the brave shark-uterie hunters! |
1.1458 |
0.03409 |
144 |
126 |
15 |
3 |
2497 |
Swiss cheese used to be neutral! |
1.1458 |
0.03112 |
144 |
124 |
19 |
1 |
2498 |
Just a slice, boys, and then on to Camembert! |
1.1458 |
0.03264 |
144 |
125 |
17 |
2 |
2499 |
The white emmental is not so much a cheese as an idea |
1.1458 |
0.03112 |
144 |
124 |
19 |
1 |
2500 |
Remember, boys . . . the lower seven eighths is waterlogged . . . |
1.1458 |
0.03264 |
144 |
125 |
17 |
2 |
2501 |
Not one of you thought to bring crackers? |
1.1458 |
0.03409 |
144 |
126 |
15 |
3 |
2502 |
We’re in charcuterie infested waters. |
1.1457 |
0.03030 |
151 |
130 |
20 |
1 |
2503 |
Three hearty adventurers, out on a dairying quest, finally meat their sea Muenster. |
1.1457 |
0.03309 |
151 |
132 |
16 |
3 |
2504 |
This isn’t what I thought they meant when they said we would be fighting the Swiss. |
1.1457 |
0.03439 |
151 |
133 |
14 |
4 |
2505 |
Just what we need for our shark-uterie! |
1.1457 |
0.03172 |
151 |
131 |
18 |
2 |
2506 |
It's got to be a Swiss Family Robinson prank! |
1.1456 |
0.03088 |
158 |
137 |
19 |
2 |
2507 |
I don't care if it is the mother of all Emmenthalers I'm holding fire for some crusty bread. |
1.1456 |
0.02954 |
158 |
136 |
21 |
1 |
2508 |
Finally, something that smells better than we do. |
1.1455 |
0.03358 |
165 |
146 |
14 |
5 |
2509 |
Oh my God, it's a Great White Charc! |
1.1455 |
0.03130 |
165 |
144 |
18 |
3 |
2510 |
Careful folks! These cheeses have quite a bite. |
1.1455 |
0.02884 |
165 |
142 |
22 |
1 |
2511 |
It's Moldy Swiss, Capt'n! |
1.1453 |
0.03889 |
117 |
103 |
11 |
3 |
2512 |
Relax boys, it's neutral. |
1.1452 |
0.03176 |
124 |
106 |
18 |
0 |
2513 |
Aye, thar she bleu mateys! |
1.1452 |
0.03376 |
124 |
107 |
16 |
1 |
2514 |
It's actually an ice-sculpture, by a Swiss artist. |
1.1452 |
0.03376 |
124 |
107 |
16 |
1 |
2515 |
Shiver me timbers! They're not neutral after all. |
1.1452 |
0.03565 |
124 |
108 |
14 |
2 |
2516 |
And they said "sharkuterie" was spelled wrong... |
1.1452 |
0.03565 |
124 |
108 |
14 |
2 |
2517 |
We're gonna need a bigger fondue pot. |
1.1450 |
0.03088 |
131 |
112 |
19 |
0 |
2518 |
Don't worry. The Swiss are neutral so there won't be much of a fight. |
1.1450 |
0.03773 |
131 |
116 |
11 |
4 |
2519 |
USS Big Cheese, this is Sharkuterie speaking, please change your course! |
1.1450 |
0.03448 |
131 |
114 |
15 |
2 |
2520 |
Remember, take bits without holes. We're tight on space. |
1.1450 |
0.03088 |
131 |
111 |
19 |
0 |
2521 |
OK, who is going to cut the cheese? I say we throw the anchor over and pull it up on the lee side |
1.1450 |
0.03448 |
131 |
114 |
15 |
2 |
2522 |
Gouda, right ahead! Ready the slim-blade!
Captain! Semi-soft as she appears, her density may match Gruyère! Gather the pronged knives!
Aye! We're better to sink with manners, than sail with a faux pas! |
1.1450 |
0.03773 |
131 |
116 |
11 |
4 |
2523 |
The last item in our charcuterie scavenger hunt. No noshing until we cross the Finnish line. |
1.1449 |
0.03341 |
138 |
120 |
16 |
2 |
2524 |
If we would make another hole no one would notice, right? |
1.1449 |
0.03496 |
138 |
121 |
14 |
3 |
2525 |
Never thought I would say this, Greg. But it’s time to cut the cheese as much as you possibly can. |
1.1449 |
0.03341 |
138 |
120 |
16 |
2 |
2526 |
It's definitely charcuterie worthy! |
1.1449 |
0.03341 |
138 |
120 |
16 |
2 |
2527 |
I vote we get on board with neutrality. |
1.1449 |
0.03008 |
138 |
118 |
20 |
0 |
2528 |
I suspect it's a Trojan cheese |
1.1449 |
0.03496 |
138 |
121 |
14 |
3 |
2529 |
Looks like a huge cheese burger, mates. |
1.1449 |
0.03179 |
138 |
119 |
18 |
1 |
2530 |
Confession time, brothers: We are months behind on our payments to Credit Suisse. |
1.1449 |
0.03496 |
138 |
121 |
14 |
3 |
2531 |
From the heart of Hell’s Kitchen I strike at thee! |
1.1449 |
0.03179 |
138 |
119 |
18 |
1 |
2532 |
Some spread! |
1.1448 |
0.03243 |
145 |
126 |
17 |
2 |
2533 |
I told you to pack the fondue pot. |
1.1448 |
0.02933 |
145 |
124 |
21 |
0 |
2534 |
I alone am left to tell the tale. |
1.1448 |
0.03387 |
145 |
127 |
15 |
3 |
2535 |
There she is! The white cheddar! |
1.1448 |
0.03387 |
145 |
127 |
15 |
3 |
2536 |
Relax, Bob. It's neutral and comes in piece. |
1.1448 |
0.03659 |
145 |
129 |
11 |
5 |
2537 |
Remember the Pequod! |
1.1448 |
0.03092 |
145 |
125 |
19 |
1 |
2538 |
I googled it guys, you can put Swiss cheese on a pizza." |
1.1448 |
0.02933 |
145 |
124 |
21 |
0 |
2539 |
What did you do with the paddles? The Swiss want to play pickle ball. |
1.1448 |
0.02933 |
145 |
124 |
21 |
0 |
2540 |
no Swiss, only Wisconsin's |
1.1448 |
0.03092 |
145 |
125 |
19 |
1 |
2541 |
We need to stop this GMO , NOW! |
1.1448 |
0.03243 |
145 |
126 |
17 |
2 |
2542 |
You’re going to need a bigger Lact-Aid. |
1.1448 |
0.03243 |
145 |
126 |
17 |
2 |
2543 |
All we need now is the wine. |
1.1447 |
0.03197 |
159 |
139 |
17 |
3 |
2544 |
Remember that this is a holy war! |
1.1441 |
0.03666 |
118 |
103 |
13 |
2 |
2545 |
That's the cheese that took my taste buds! |
1.1441 |
0.03246 |
118 |
100 |
17 |
0 |
2546 |
avast, it's the great white swiss |
1.1441 |
0.03666 |
118 |
103 |
13 |
2 |
2547 |
Just as we expected,the Swiss are the last on board |
1.1441 |
0.03666 |
118 |
103 |
13 |
2 |
2548 |
Thar be Morbier Dick! |
1.1440 |
0.03153 |
125 |
107 |
18 |
0 |
2549 |
Call me Gruyère. |
1.1440 |
0.03539 |
125 |
109 |
14 |
1 |
2550 |
For hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned limberger. |
1.1440 |
0.03539 |
125 |
109 |
14 |
2 |
2551 |
Ementaler’s self evident neutrality was no protection from Ahab and his gang - scourge of the high cheese |
1.1440 |
0.03351 |
125 |
108 |
16 |
1 |
2552 |
Remember, hold the pickles on this one! |
1.1440 |
0.03153 |
125 |
107 |
18 |
0 |
2553 |
We are seafaring men! Why must we act out the dreams of some hungry English major cartoonist? |
1.1440 |
0.04049 |
125 |
112 |
8 |
5 |
2554 |
A reminder, gentlemen, our challenge is 1% physical and 99% Emmental. |
1.1440 |
0.03539 |
125 |
109 |
14 |
2 |
2555 |
I would've brought a different knife if I had known the Great Cheese wasn't a Bleu |
1.1440 |
0.03153 |
125 |
107 |
18 |
0 |
2556 |
Now you guys know why I brought this Swiss Army Knife! |
1.1439 |
0.03423 |
132 |
115 |
15 |
2 |
2557 |
Uh Oh ! Too late ! ... Guess we'll have to use what we got! |
1.1439 |
0.03423 |
132 |
115 |
15 |
2 |
2558 |
He looks pretty damaged! He won’t put up much of a fight! |
1.1439 |
0.03423 |
132 |
115 |
15 |
2 |
2559 |
that's great but where are the crackers? |
1.1439 |
0.03423 |
132 |
115 |
15 |
2 |
2560 |
Spear off just a slice men, this charcuterie board isn't big enough for the whole Swiss. Too bad, she's a beaut. |
1.1439 |
0.03588 |
132 |
116 |
13 |
3 |
2561 |
Thar she holes,Cap’n! |
1.1439 |
0.03250 |
132 |
114 |
17 |
1 |
2562 |
Lunchtime Launch! |
1.1439 |
0.03318 |
139 |
121 |
16 |
2 |
2563 |
This charcuterie isn't going to serve itself! |
1.1439 |
0.03318 |
139 |
121 |
16 |
2 |
2564 |
Don't let it get away, we need a hard cheese so we can finally eat. |
1.1439 |
0.03157 |
139 |
120 |
18 |
1 |
2565 |
Wine pairing be damned, this is about revenge. |
1.1439 |
0.03318 |
139 |
121 |
16 |
2 |
2566 |
Shiver me timbers! Thar's the holes! |
1.1439 |
0.03157 |
139 |
119 |
18 |
1 |
2567 |
Would have preferred wine or fresh water. |
1.1439 |
0.03318 |
139 |
121 |
16 |
2 |
2568 |
Be careful boys, it's been the end of many a giant mouse. |
1.1438 |
0.03503 |
146 |
129 |
13 |
4 |
2569 |
One, two, three! On Wisconsin. On Wisconsin … |
1.1438 |
0.03366 |
146 |
128 |
15 |
3 |
2570 |
The white cheese we seek is camembert, not swiss. |
1.1438 |
0.03222 |
146 |
127 |
17 |
2 |
2571 |
Aye, aye! There's that accursed white cheese that gave me gas!" |
1.1438 |
0.03072 |
146 |
126 |
19 |
1 |
2572 |
‘Maybe it’s a Green Bay Packers fan?’ |
1.1438 |
0.03366 |
146 |
128 |
15 |
3 |
2573 |
Ready the slicer! |
1.1438 |
0.02914 |
146 |
125 |
21 |
0 |
2574 |
At least we go down being more sophisticated... |
1.1438 |
0.03503 |
146 |
129 |
13 |
4 |
2575 |
We’re so close ! You can’t have a MeltDown now ! |
1.1438 |
0.02993 |
153 |
132 |
20 |
1 |
2576 |
The cows must be really big around here. |
1.1438 |
0.03268 |
153 |
134 |
16 |
3 |
2577 |
It's from a neutral country; put down your weapons and let's see what negotiations bring. |
1.1438 |
0.02993 |
153 |
132 |
20 |
1 |
2578 |
The Swiss is coming! |
1.1438 |
0.03299 |
160 |
141 |
15 |
4 |
2579 |
The scary part is that 90% of it is underwater. |
1.1438 |
0.03052 |
160 |
139 |
19 |
2 |
2580 |
I told you it's under Swiss flag |
1.1429 |
0.03563 |
133 |
117 |
12 |
3 |
2581 |
I hereby claim this land and all its riches in the name of his Majesty the Earl of Sandwich. |
1.1429 |
0.03512 |
126 |
110 |
14 |
2 |
2582 |
Uh-oh, there comes Mama Salami too! |
1.1429 |
0.03344 |
147 |
129 |
15 |
3 |
2583 |
Nope, not the one--but from the crow's nest, it did look like the White Cheddar. |
1.1429 |
0.03449 |
140 |
123 |
14 |
3 |
2584 |
Looks like the Robinsons were her. You know, that Swiss family. |
1.1429 |
0.03248 |
154 |
135 |
16 |
3 |
2585 |
Land this one and we'll snack for days. |
1.1429 |
0.03202 |
147 |
128 |
17 |
2 |
2586 |
'An iceberg, er?'
'No it's a cheeseburg... er' |
1.1429 |
0.02896 |
147 |
126 |
21 |
0 |
2587 |
We should have breadboarded to the Sandwich Islands years ago! |
1.1429 |
0.03136 |
140 |
121 |
18 |
1 |
2588 |
There he is boys, the Great White Cheddar! |
1.1429 |
0.03053 |
147 |
127 |
19 |
1 |
2589 |
Moby Cheese. Steady men, we'll have just one chance. |
1.1429 |
0.03399 |
133 |
116 |
15 |
2 |
2590 |
This cartoon does not need a caption. It’s excellent as it is. |
1.1429 |
0.03719 |
133 |
118 |
11 |
4 |
2591 |
We might be okay. Switzerland is a neutral country - maybe the cheese is too. |
1.1429 |
0.03435 |
119 |
103 |
15 |
1 |
2592 |
Thar she holes! the great white swiss. |
1.1429 |
0.03202 |
147 |
128 |
17 |
2 |
2593 |
Stop talking about the Titanic! |
1.1429 |
0.03202 |
147 |
128 |
17 |
2 |
2594 |
Oh no! It's the Trojan Cheese! |
1.1429 |
0.03227 |
133 |
115 |
17 |
1 |
2595 |
Stinky iceberg again! |
1.1429 |
0.02774 |
175 |
151 |
23 |
1 |
2596 |
It's gotta be fake, fellas. There's no way swiss cheese can float. |
1.1429 |
0.03396 |
161 |
143 |
13 |
5 |
2597 |
Remember, two-thirds of it is beneath the surface. |
1.1429 |
0.03130 |
126 |
108 |
18 |
0 |
2598 |
Thar she blows, the White Cheese! |
1.1429 |
0.03512 |
126 |
110 |
14 |
2 |
2599 |
Be careful - that's only the tip of the cheeseberg. |
1.1429 |
0.03227 |
133 |
115 |
17 |
1 |
2600 |
I can't help thinking it's the Swiss version of a Trojan horse. |
1.1429 |
0.03637 |
119 |
104 |
13 |
2 |
2601 |
You're gonna need a bigger cheese paddle. |
1.1429 |
0.03719 |
133 |
118 |
11 |
4 |
2602 |
Remember... No double dipping. |
1.1429 |
0.03202 |
147 |
128 |
17 |
2 |
2603 |
Stop smiling!! |
1.1429 |
0.03594 |
140 |
124 |
12 |
4 |
2604 |
Go around it the real stuff doesn't float. |
1.1429 |
0.03449 |
140 |
123 |
14 |
3 |
2605 |
If the Swiss comes on board, we'll never eat dinner. |
1.1429 |
0.03435 |
119 |
103 |
15 |
1 |
2606 |
Three slices of life left. |
1.1429 |
0.03296 |
140 |
122 |
16 |
2 |
2607 |
Damn the tournedos, full cheese ahead! |
1.1429 |
0.03399 |
133 |
116 |
15 |
2 |
2608 |
Damn! Its the boss. |
1.1429 |
0.03719 |
133 |
118 |
11 |
4 |
2609 |
The Swiss army is famous for their knives,but you don't hear much about their navy |
1.1429 |
0.03399 |
133 |
116 |
15 |
2 |
2610 |
But if we ram it, it won't sink. It's already full of holes! |
1.1429 |
0.03435 |
119 |
103 |
15 |
1 |
2611 |
From hell's heart I stab at thee, thou damned cheese. |
1.1429 |
0.03136 |
140 |
121 |
18 |
1 |
2612 |
Aren’t they supposed to be neutral? |
1.1429 |
0.02903 |
161 |
139 |
21 |
1 |
2613 |
I believe this is the last item…completing our Charcuterie Scavenger Hunt Challenge Tour! |
1.1429 |
0.03735 |
140 |
125 |
10 |
5 |
2614 |
It's the Great Gruyere. En garde! |
1.1429 |
0.03130 |
126 |
108 |
18 |
0 |
2615 |
Now we only have to wait for the sub roll to appear. |
1.1429 |
0.03227 |
133 |
114 |
17 |
1 |
2616 |
Chef, we need a bigger board. |
1.1429 |
0.03399 |
133 |
116 |
15 |
2 |
2617 |
Geeze, I was hoping for smoked gouda. |
1.1429 |
0.03563 |
133 |
117 |
13 |
3 |
2618 |
Careful! We still have to get it in shape for the regatta! |
1.1429 |
0.03248 |
154 |
135 |
16 |
3 |
2619 |
Quick,hand me the Swiss Army knife!! |
1.1429 |
0.03202 |
147 |
128 |
17 |
2 |
2620 |
Damn. From a distance I thought it was Brie. |
1.1429 |
0.03034 |
161 |
140 |
19 |
2 |
2621 |
Yeah, mushrooms go great with Swiss but they were a bad idea. |
1.1429 |
0.03053 |
147 |
127 |
19 |
1 |
2622 |
This is the largest piece of moon we’ve seen yet guys |
1.1429 |
0.03227 |
133 |
115 |
17 |
1 |
2623 |
If we can't kill it, we can always eat it. |
1.1429 |
0.03136 |
140 |
121 |
18 |
1 |
2624 |
Battle stations!! Charcuterie at one O’clock! |
1.1420 |
0.03261 |
162 |
143 |
15 |
4 |
2625 |
Finally the Swiss boat of my choice
Andrea laudate
San Francisco |
1.1420 |
0.03017 |
162 |
141 |
19 |
2 |
2626 |
I think we're going to need the Swiss Army Knife for this...! |
1.1420 |
0.03017 |
162 |
141 |
19 |
2 |
2627 |
The cheese stands alone....it's 3 to 1, we've got this! |
1.1419 |
0.03228 |
155 |
136 |
16 |
3 |
2628 |
Proceed with caution. They often carry a concealed Swiss Army knife. |
1.1419 |
0.03096 |
155 |
135 |
18 |
2 |
2629 |
It's, "shaar-koo-tr-ee". |
1.1419 |
0.03096 |
155 |
135 |
18 |
2 |
2630 |
Come to the coast, have a few laughs."
A Boarding Party, they said |
1.1419 |
0.03228 |
155 |
136 |
16 |
3 |
2631 |
If this doesn't work, it's back to the cutting board. |
1.1419 |
0.02878 |
148 |
127 |
21 |
0 |
2632 |
I love to sail forbidden cheese and land on barbarous toasts. |
1.1419 |
0.03181 |
148 |
129 |
17 |
2 |
2633 |
ICEBERG…..JARLSBERG….Who cares Rollins; THIS IS THE PERFECT COMPLEMENT TO OUR CRUDITÈ |
1.1419 |
0.03034 |
148 |
128 |
19 |
1 |
2634 |
Grate danger ahead! Cleavers at the ready and brie prepared for impact! |
1.1419 |
0.03181 |
148 |
129 |
17 |
2 |
2635 |
It's too cheesy! |
1.1419 |
0.03034 |
148 |
128 |
19 |
1 |
2636 |
An extra 50 points if you get it through the hole. |
1.1419 |
0.03181 |
148 |
129 |
17 |
2 |
2637 |
It would be rotten ice, but it’s pretty good Swiss! |
1.1418 |
0.03274 |
141 |
123 |
16 |
2 |
2638 |
All my means are sane,my motive and my object mad! |
1.1418 |
0.03426 |
141 |
124 |
14 |
3 |
2639 |
Careful. 90% of that block is under water. |
1.1418 |
0.03426 |
141 |
124 |
14 |
3 |
2640 |
Shit—someone else has gotten to her first. |
1.1418 |
0.03426 |
141 |
124 |
14 |
3 |
2641 |
Prepare to repel Swiss boarders! |
1.1418 |
0.03116 |
141 |
122 |
18 |
1 |
2642 |
When I said “attack”, that was not a suggestion - it was an hors d’oeuvre! |
1.1418 |
0.03426 |
141 |
124 |
14 |
3 |
2643 |
Drop your spreaders and knives. This one’s a baby. |
1.1418 |
0.03375 |
134 |
117 |
15 |
2 |
2644 |
Where’s Queequeg when you need him? |
1.1418 |
0.03205 |
134 |
116 |
17 |
1 |
2645 |
Now be careful, it has a little bite to it. |
1.1418 |
0.03538 |
134 |
118 |
13 |
3 |
2646 |
I keep telling you, this is not fair...I can't even pronounce that cute char word. |
1.1418 |
0.03205 |
134 |
116 |
17 |
1 |
2647 |
Thar she blows,mates. Holey Dick,my nemeswiss! |
1.1418 |
0.03693 |
134 |
119 |
11 |
4 |
2648 |
Emmental! Emmental! For all your lives! |
1.1418 |
0.03025 |
134 |
115 |
19 |
0 |
2649 |
This is gonna stink, any way you slice it. |
1.1418 |
0.03693 |
134 |
119 |
11 |
4 |
2650 |
The Swiss Navy has arrived! |
1.1418 |
0.03205 |
134 |
116 |
17 |
1 |
2651 |
And I say, 'Screw waiting for the Gorgonzola!"' |
1.1418 |
0.03693 |
134 |
119 |
11 |
4 |
2652 |
We need Cheezus and his miracle to turn all this water into wine! |
1.1418 |
0.03025 |
134 |
115 |
19 |
0 |
2653 |
Stay ready, men! I will try to bring in that whale of a piece to add to our food supply! |
1.1418 |
0.03205 |
134 |
116 |
17 |
1 |
2654 |
It's Swiss....we'll need better crackers. |
1.1418 |
0.03538 |
134 |
118 |
13 |
3 |
2655 |
-Shall we ‘Camembert’ it?
-But Captain, it’s clearly a Swiss. |
1.1418 |
0.03025 |
134 |
115 |
19 |
0 |
2656 |
The hunt for Red Leicester. |
1.1418 |
0.03025 |
134 |
115 |
19 |
0 |
2657 |
Hard Cheese", af |
1.1418 |
0.03375 |
134 |
117 |
15 |
2 |
2658 |
I love to sail forbidden seas, and feast on butterkase toasts |
1.1418 |
0.03375 |
134 |
117 |
15 |
2 |
2659 |
Oh No! That's a Weinkase Lagrein and it's drunk! |
1.1417 |
0.03302 |
127 |
110 |
16 |
1 |
2660 |
Battle station, everyone! |
1.1417 |
0.03302 |
127 |
110 |
16 |
1 |
2661 |
Careful, team. This one could ruin your dinner. |
1.1417 |
0.03797 |
120 |
106 |
11 |
3 |
2662 |
Sharp yellow cheese at morning, sailors take warning! |
1.1410 |
0.02940 |
156 |
135 |
20 |
1 |
2663 |
Mayday! Mayday! Jarlsberg ahead! |
1.1410 |
0.02940 |
156 |
135 |
20 |
1 |
2664 |
He is my white cheddar |
1.1410 |
0.03209 |
156 |
137 |
16 |
3 |
2665 |
Crudités at 10 o'clock! |
1.1410 |
0.03077 |
156 |
136 |
18 |
2 |
2666 |
Put down your weapons, I’m pretty sure it’s neutral |
1.1409 |
0.03302 |
149 |
131 |
15 |
3 |
2667 |
We’ve found it-the holy grail. |
1.1409 |
0.02860 |
149 |
128 |
21 |
0 |
2668 |
That used to be a block of cheddar cheese before global warming |
1.1409 |
0.03436 |
149 |
132 |
13 |
4 |
2669 |
Who knew the Apocalypse would be so festive? |
1.1409 |
0.03436 |
149 |
132 |
13 |
4 |
2670 |
On yer feet, men, thar's a great wedge for the slicin'! |
1.1409 |
0.03161 |
149 |
130 |
17 |
2 |
2671 |
We just need a piece of this berg … |
1.1409 |
0.03436 |
149 |
132 |
13 |
4 |
2672 |
Wait guys, this is cutting edge. |
1.1409 |
0.03302 |
149 |
131 |
15 |
3 |
2673 |
Some titanic cheese heading our way! |
1.1408 |
0.03253 |
142 |
124 |
16 |
2 |
2674 |
Let's hope it's Jarlsberg and not Swiss. |
1.1408 |
0.03253 |
142 |
124 |
16 |
2 |
2675 |
This must be Mouse Island. |
1.1408 |
0.03547 |
142 |
126 |
12 |
4 |
2676 |
And Phil,it would be great if you didn't go overboard with the cheese like you did last time. |
1.1408 |
0.03253 |
142 |
124 |
16 |
2 |
2677 |
Let’s add a piece of Cheddar. |
1.1408 |
0.02930 |
142 |
122 |
20 |
0 |
2678 |
Hole-y mother of God. If we play our cards right, we'll eat well tonight, gents! |
1.1408 |
0.03403 |
142 |
125 |
14 |
3 |
2679 |
I hear it has a more neutral flavor. |
1.1408 |
0.03095 |
142 |
123 |
18 |
1 |
2680 |
Looks like we should've brought more crackers. |
1.1407 |
0.03352 |
135 |
118 |
15 |
2 |
2681 |
Finally, just the species we need to complete our charcuterie! |
1.1407 |
0.03183 |
135 |
117 |
17 |
1 |
2682 |
But where's the wine? |
1.1407 |
0.03183 |
135 |
117 |
17 |
1 |
2683 |
Thar she stinks! |
1.1407 |
0.03183 |
135 |
117 |
17 |
1 |
2684 |
Which one is the blowhole? |
1.1407 |
0.03513 |
135 |
119 |
13 |
3 |
2685 |
Cheeseburg! Cheeseburg! Dead ahead again! |
1.1407 |
0.03352 |
135 |
118 |
15 |
2 |
2686 |
Moby Jahrlsburg |
1.1407 |
0.03352 |
135 |
118 |
15 |
2 |
2687 |
Surly a Big Mac cheeseberg! |
1.1407 |
0.03183 |
135 |
117 |
17 |
1 |
2688 |
You’re going to need a bigger charc board. |
1.1407 |
0.03004 |
135 |
116 |
19 |
0 |
2689 |
Ishmael, get ready to chronicle this |
1.1407 |
0.03004 |
135 |
116 |
19 |
0 |
2690 |
Be careful, a wounded cheese is a dangerous cheese. |
1.1406 |
0.03461 |
128 |
112 |
14 |
2 |
2691 |
I’d rather starve than see Swiss on this board. |
1.1406 |
0.03085 |
128 |
110 |
18 |
0 |
2692 |
I'm all of a sudden reminded, I could never find a good Swiss at Fairway." |
1.1406 |
0.03278 |
128 |
111 |
16 |
1 |
2693 |
who knew Switzerland had a navy? |
1.1406 |
0.03461 |
128 |
112 |
14 |
2 |
2694 |
Steady, men. There she is — the Great White Charcuterie. |
1.1406 |
0.03461 |
128 |
112 |
14 |
2 |
2695 |
Don't be distracted. We're after Camembert. |
1.1405 |
0.03580 |
121 |
106 |
13 |
2 |
2696 |
There is, one knows not what sweet mystery about this sea, whose gently awful stirrings seem to speak of some hidden Gruyère beneath. |
1.1405 |
0.03580 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
2 |
2697 |
It's the Great White Fromage! |
1.1404 |
0.02844 |
178 |
155 |
21 |
2 |
2698 |
I thought the Swiss didn't want to be involved! |
1.1402 |
0.02982 |
164 |
143 |
19 |
2 |
2699 |
I guess I should say 'We're gonna need a bigger board," but some variation on the 'bigger boat' line from 'Jaws' has made it to the finalists' round in two other contests and enough's enough. |
1.1402 |
0.03860 |
107 |
94 |
11 |
2 |
2700 |
Be careful. It could be some Trojan cheese |
1.1401 |
0.03436 |
157 |
140 |
12 |
5 |
2701 |
Pass boys, we are not the Swiss Family Robinson. |
1.1401 |
0.03059 |
157 |
136 |
17 |
2 |
2702 |
It's hit or miss with the Swiss. |
1.1401 |
0.03059 |
157 |
137 |
18 |
2 |
2703 |
I say we drop the knives and welcome it aboard. |
1.1400 |
0.03415 |
150 |
133 |
13 |
4 |
2704 |
Edam, ho! |
1.1400 |
0.02996 |
150 |
130 |
19 |
1 |
2705 |
It looks like someone else already poked its eye out. |
1.1400 |
0.03543 |
150 |
134 |
11 |
5 |
2706 |
Mais non! We use laguiole because Moby Cheese he EXPECTS le suisse! |
1.1400 |
0.03142 |
150 |
131 |
17 |
2 |
2707 |
Did you say "moldy" or "Moby?" |
1.1399 |
0.02911 |
143 |
123 |
20 |
0 |
2708 |
Holy Cheesus! Swiss battleslice! |
1.1399 |
0.03231 |
143 |
125 |
16 |
2 |
2709 |
I told you it wasn't an eye. |
1.1399 |
0.03075 |
143 |
124 |
18 |
1 |
2710 |
Remember, everyone: No cheese is an island. |
1.1399 |
0.03075 |
143 |
124 |
18 |
1 |
2711 |
Sure reminds me of that white whale! |
1.1399 |
0.03075 |
143 |
124 |
18 |
1 |
2712 |
yoooooooo. YOOOOOOOO |
1.1399 |
0.03231 |
143 |
125 |
16 |
2 |
2713 |
Big Cheese ahead!" cried Steve |
1.1399 |
0.03231 |
143 |
125 |
16 |
2 |
2714 |
Brace yourselves, it's the Swiss! |
1.1399 |
0.02911 |
143 |
123 |
20 |
0 |
2715 |
I told you if we came to an Emmentaler not to look it in the eyes. |
1.1399 |
0.03231 |
143 |
125 |
16 |
2 |
2716 |
The Pequod's cheeseboard crew had their own obsession. |
1.1399 |
0.03075 |
143 |
124 |
18 |
1 |
2717 |
Be careful what you ask for fellas. |
1.1399 |
0.03380 |
143 |
125 |
14 |
3 |
2718 |
It’s at least a four-baguette! |
1.1399 |
0.03380 |
143 |
126 |
14 |
3 |
2719 |
Uh-oh... next time let's hunt the great white vegan plate! |
1.1399 |
0.03380 |
143 |
126 |
14 |
3 |
2720 |
But it's the great white cheese, what could possibly go wrong? |
1.1399 |
0.03380 |
143 |
126 |
14 |
3 |
2721 |
We need more salami. |
1.1399 |
0.03231 |
143 |
125 |
16 |
2 |
2722 |
The Swiss aren't known for their ships! |
1.1397 |
0.03161 |
136 |
118 |
17 |
1 |
2723 |
Be on guard mates, the Sharkcuterie can be a crafty adversary, especially if it's been paired with an aggressive Muscat fish |
1.1397 |
0.03641 |
136 |
121 |
11 |
4 |
2724 |
Thar she blows maties, the Big Cheese! |
1.1397 |
0.02984 |
136 |
117 |
19 |
0 |
2725 |
How about a road trip through the Alps the next time? |
1.1397 |
0.03788 |
136 |
122 |
9 |
5 |
2726 |
Looks like the Swiss Family Robinson wants in... |
1.1397 |
0.03161 |
136 |
117 |
17 |
1 |
2727 |
Gentlemen, we have reached the holey land. |
1.1397 |
0.02984 |
136 |
117 |
19 |
0 |
2728 |
We'll be OK, men. We're following the 3-3-3-3 rule! |
1.1397 |
0.03161 |
136 |
118 |
17 |
1 |
2729 |
It’s a trap. Poseidon’s after our charcutrie. |
1.1395 |
0.03435 |
129 |
113 |
14 |
2 |
2730 |
She's not the great one, Captain, but she is a Muenster. |
1.1395 |
0.03435 |
129 |
113 |
14 |
2 |
2731 |
Pierre, you and I have the nose. Alberto, you have the rind. We’ll shape into bite-sized squares here on the Jolly Charcuterie. |
1.1395 |
0.03772 |
129 |
115 |
10 |
4 |
2732 |
The Old Men and the Brie, circa 2012 |
1.1395 |
0.03607 |
129 |
114 |
12 |
3 |
2733 |
I don't think it will attack. It's on the mild side, and they've been neutral in every past war. |
1.1395 |
0.03254 |
129 |
112 |
15 |
1 |
2734 |
Get ready and beware it’s a Muenster! |
1.1395 |
0.03435 |
129 |
113 |
14 |
2 |
2735 |
"Speak, thou vast and venerable cheese!" |
1.1395 |
0.03063 |
129 |
111 |
18 |
0 |
2736 |
Hmmmnnn, no...let's wait for the Camembert... |
1.1395 |
0.03254 |
129 |
112 |
16 |
1 |
2737 |
Call me Havarti, but this baby’s goin’ DOWN! |
1.1395 |
0.03063 |
129 |
111 |
18 |
0 |
2738 |
At last, brothers! Our well-aged white whale! |
1.1395 |
0.03435 |
129 |
113 |
14 |
2 |
2739 |
Anyone remember the bagels? |
1.1395 |
0.03435 |
129 |
113 |
14 |
2 |
2740 |
No, Alan. That was a whale; this is cheese. |
1.1393 |
0.03553 |
122 |
107 |
13 |
2 |
2741 |
Quick! Grab the Army knife! |
1.1393 |
0.03357 |
122 |
106 |
15 |
1 |
2742 |
Our Decoys are Working! |
1.1393 |
0.03357 |
122 |
106 |
15 |
1 |
2743 |
Quick! Chum the waters with dollops of room-temperature Brie! |
1.1391 |
0.03469 |
115 |
100 |
14 |
1 |
2744 |
Get ready men, the Giant Baguette can't resist that! |
1.1391 |
0.03261 |
151 |
133 |
15 |
3 |
2745 |
Look out Ahab…here comes Moby Cheese! |
1.1391 |
0.03122 |
151 |
132 |
17 |
2 |
2746 |
Ahoy mateys, the great white gouda off the starboard side! |
1.1391 |
0.03261 |
151 |
133 |
15 |
3 |
2747 |
I think we’ll need a bigger raft. |
1.1391 |
0.03122 |
151 |
131 |
17 |
2 |
2748 |
Let's not get too near--Someone has already cut the cheese! |
1.1389 |
0.03055 |
144 |
125 |
18 |
1 |
2749 |
The product of a landlocked nation, and here it is, floating. Beware." |
1.1389 |
0.03500 |
144 |
128 |
12 |
4 |
2750 |
You're gonna need a bigger cheeseboard! |
1.1389 |
0.03358 |
144 |
127 |
14 |
3 |
2751 |
Darn.. we need our Swiss Army knives for this one ! |
1.1389 |
0.03358 |
144 |
127 |
14 |
3 |
2752 |
Men,the SS Smorgasbord will go down in history |
1.1389 |
0.03210 |
144 |
126 |
16 |
2 |
2753 |
Wait . . . this might be a trick. Do the Swiss even have a coast guard? |
1.1389 |
0.03055 |
144 |
125 |
18 |
1 |
2754 |
This one's been banned from our board since the early 2000's! Do not let it on! |
1.1389 |
0.03055 |
144 |
125 |
18 |
1 |
2755 |
1) This holy wedge would go well with our brie & Salami |
1.1389 |
0.03055 |
144 |
125 |
18 |
1 |
2756 |
The cheese to fruit ratio is going to be violently and irreversibly thrown off--please lord, protect our ratio |
1.1389 |
0.03358 |
144 |
127 |
14 |
3 |
2757 |
Remind me again, who’s idea was it to trade our oar’s for knives? |
1.1389 |
0.03055 |
144 |
125 |
18 |
1 |
2758 |
The rescue party is going to need a bigger wine bottle. |
1.1387 |
0.03762 |
137 |
123 |
9 |
5 |
2759 |
Oh, nertz! I forgot the Ritz biscuits. |
1.1387 |
0.03306 |
137 |
120 |
15 |
2 |
2760 |
We need bigger knives! |
1.1387 |
0.03465 |
137 |
121 |
13 |
3 |
2761 |
I didn't know Switzerland has a navy. |
1.1387 |
0.03306 |
137 |
120 |
15 |
2 |
2762 |
Well, it's a good thing we are floating in an ocean of wine. |
1.1387 |
0.03140 |
137 |
119 |
17 |
1 |
2763 |
Holy Swiss! We’re dead meat. |
1.1387 |
0.03616 |
137 |
121 |
11 |
4 |
2764 |
OMG! It's the Great White Cheese! |
1.1387 |
0.03140 |
137 |
119 |
17 |
1 |
2765 |
I've got this -- you're up if we see salami. |
1.1387 |
0.03140 |
137 |
119 |
17 |
1 |
2766 |
Call me Emmental. |
1.1385 |
0.03411 |
130 |
114 |
14 |
2 |
2767 |
Jarlsberg! We'll need the cheese slicer harpoon. |
1.1385 |
0.03411 |
130 |
114 |
14 |
2 |
2768 |
Careful boys! It’s a real muenster! |
1.1385 |
0.03231 |
130 |
113 |
16 |
1 |
2769 |
Avast yon honey cheese! |
1.1385 |
0.03411 |
130 |
114 |
14 |
2 |
2770 |
Flying Dutchman's approaching, Arrgh, get your arms ready. |
1.1385 |
0.03231 |
130 |
113 |
16 |
1 |
2771 |
We're going to need a bigger board."
(NYer gang: I suspect almost every entry you get will be some variation on this. |
1.1385 |
0.03411 |
130 |
114 |
14 |
2 |
2772 |
We goo da get that cheese on board. |
1.1385 |
0.03581 |
130 |
115 |
12 |
3 |
2773 |
« Put down your weapons.
It’s a Swiss vessel. » |
1.1385 |
0.03231 |
130 |
113 |
16 |
1 |
2774 |
Don't let it aboard, the sea has chilled it to below ambient temperature! |
1.1385 |
0.03581 |
130 |
115 |
12 |
3 |
2775 |
'Shark-cuterie alert!'
Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali. |
1.1384 |
0.03023 |
159 |
139 |
18 |
2 |
2776 |
Men, it looks like the Big Cheese is coming for us! |
1.1384 |
0.03023 |
159 |
139 |
18 |
2 |
2777 |
Avast! It's the great white cheddar that took the captain's leg! |
1.1382 |
0.03710 |
123 |
109 |
11 |
3 |
2778 |
Jarlsberg Ahoy! |
1.1382 |
0.03125 |
123 |
106 |
17 |
0 |
2779 |
THIS IS THE |
1.1382 |
0.03125 |
123 |
106 |
17 |
0 |
2780 |
I was actually hoping for Gouda. |
1.1382 |
0.03710 |
123 |
109 |
11 |
3 |
2781 |
Relax: I said “jarls” not “ice.” |
1.1382 |
0.03331 |