Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
It's OK, as long as I don't sit on the Jalapenos. |
1.7393 |
0.01994 |
1592 |
765 |
477 |
350 |
1 |
I got tired of Pad Thai. |
1.6857 |
0.01898 |
1750 |
913 |
474 |
363 |
2 |
It was a special offer so I jumped on it. |
1.6568 |
0.01826 |
1649 |
833 |
549 |
267 |
3 |
Then I realized, I was the special topping. |
1.6504 |
0.02163 |
1267 |
674 |
362 |
231 |
4 |
You're sitting on my side salad. |
1.6413 |
0.01162 |
4034 |
2082 |
1317 |
635 |
5 |
Dinner? I'm on it. |
1.6406 |
0.01625 |
2145 |
1131 |
654 |
360 |
6 |
And the best part is the flies come to me. |
1.6339 |
0.01527 |
2540 |
1387 |
696 |
457 |
7 |
Next time, I want to try the Pad Thai. |
1.6332 |
0.01809 |
1775 |
960 |
506 |
309 |
8 |
I’m spending the summer in Mexico. I have a quesadilla there. |
1.6326 |
0.01554 |
2594 |
1464 |
619 |
511 |
9 |
Seriously, your first question is what happened to the missing piece? |
1.6250 |
0.02973 |
656 |
359 |
184 |
113 |
10 |
Italian design, right on the lake, and the price was right. |
1.6212 |
0.01604 |
2215 |
1209 |
636 |
370 |
11 |
It's a starter pad. I'm hoping to upgrade to deep dish. |
1.6150 |
0.01871 |
1543 |
828 |
481 |
234 |
12 |
Those aren’t olives. |
1.6026 |
0.02067 |
1369 |
780 |
353 |
236 |
13 |
I heard that princesses like guys with lots of dough. |
1.5993 |
0.01625 |
2226 |
1279 |
560 |
387 |
14 |
If you hire a decorator to do your pad, specify "nothing cheesy." |
1.5942 |
0.01917 |
1476 |
821 |
433 |
222 |
15 |
They threw in a side order of flies. |
1.5934 |
0.01683 |
1884 |
1041 |
568 |
275 |
16 |
But unfortunately, now I have to choose between being hungry or homeless. |
1.5842 |
0.01697 |
1929 |
1103 |
525 |
301 |
17 |
You try cooking for a thousand tadpoles. |
1.5825 |
0.01509 |
2381 |
1350 |
675 |
356 |
18 |
You catch more flies with pizza. |
1.5783 |
0.01809 |
1591 |
891 |
480 |
220 |
19 |
Do you like what I’ve done with the pad? |
1.5722 |
0.01707 |
1751 |
981 |
538 |
232 |
20 |
I've always wanted my very own bed and breakfast. |
1.5693 |
0.01964 |
1328 |
749 |
402 |
177 |
21 |
Safety, really. Who wants to eat a frog when they could have pizza? |
1.5654 |
0.02049 |
1247 |
715 |
359 |
173 |
22 |
I got flies on one half, just how you like it. |
1.5652 |
0.01690 |
1817 |
1038 |
531 |
248 |
23 |
I’m from across the pond. |
1.5634 |
0.01820 |
1553 |
886 |
459 |
208 |
24 |
Flies were extra. |
1.5595 |
0.01735 |
1655 |
937 |
510 |
208 |
25 |
I’m almost croaked when I heard they delivered. |
1.5556 |
0.01733 |
1726 |
1001 |
491 |
234 |
26 |
Sure, I could get you one in 30 minutes or less. |
1.5534 |
0.02080 |
1151 |
658 |
349 |
144 |
27 |
'This way I can have my pad and eat it too' |
1.5499 |
0.01853 |
1484 |
862 |
428 |
194 |
28 |
All my best homes are from boating accidents. |
1.5441 |
0.02370 |
919 |
542 |
254 |
123 |
29 |
From Naples. You? |
1.5425 |
0.02358 |
883 |
511 |
265 |
107 |
30 |
Tomorrow, I’m getting the sushi boat. |
1.5410 |
0.01321 |
3706 |
2438 |
531 |
737 |
31 |
Nah, I hate it. But all my favorite foods love it. |
1.5347 |
0.01765 |
1569 |
918 |
463 |
188 |
32 |
It looks real, but it's laminate. |
1.5337 |
0.02262 |
1010 |
606 |
269 |
135 |
33 |
She wanted her own little slice of paradise. |
1.5331 |
0.01340 |
2615 |
1509 |
818 |
288 |
34 |
New York is great, but I do miss Chicago. |
1.5275 |
0.01777 |
1598 |
959 |
435 |
204 |
35 |
I find the Italian model gives me a smoother ride. |
1.5267 |
0.01697 |
1667 |
981 |
494 |
192 |
36 |
Before I croak, I just want my piece of the pie |
1.5206 |
0.01747 |
1556 |
921 |
460 |
175 |
37 |
I gotta say, it sure does attract flies. |
1.5205 |
0.01696 |
1658 |
983 |
487 |
188 |
38 |
It's flies and cheese, want a slice? |
1.5202 |
0.01750 |
1538 |
908 |
460 |
170 |
39 |
I don’t know what it is but the moon is really hitting your eye, tonight. |
1.5122 |
0.01800 |
1560 |
960 |
401 |
199 |
40 |
So, the princess says, 'Yes, but only if you update your pad.' |
1.5097 |
0.01734 |
1540 |
919 |
457 |
164 |
41 |
It’s my bachelor pad. |
1.5078 |
0.01604 |
1991 |
1241 |
489 |
261 |
42 |
Yes, they finally expanded their delivery area. |
1.5011 |
0.02186 |
942 |
564 |
284 |
94 |
43 |
And I thought mine was plain. |
1.4997 |
0.01856 |
1715 |
1150 |
273 |
292 |
44 |
According to AncestryDNA, I’m 79% Italian. |
1.4974 |
0.02018 |
1158 |
710 |
320 |
128 |
45 |
it’s great, half flies, half worms and they deliver to your pad |
1.4968 |
0.01835 |
1401 |
860 |
386 |
155 |
46 |
Who knew they delivered |
1.4933 |
0.01833 |
1346 |
818 |
392 |
136 |
47 |
They're all like this. Just flip yours over. |
1.4904 |
0.01923 |
1454 |
950 |
295 |
209 |
48 |
You call it pollution, I call it opportunity. |
1.4873 |
0.01901 |
1219 |
741 |
362 |
116 |
49 |
I see a beer commercial in our future. |
1.4869 |
0.01970 |
1187 |
734 |
328 |
125 |
50 |
After three days or so, it'll start attracting some really delicious flies. |
1.4860 |
0.02333 |
858 |
534 |
231 |
93 |
51 |
And then he says, "you want flies with that?" |
1.4827 |
0.02003 |
1326 |
873 |
266 |
187 |
52 |
My butt is stuck to the mozzarella. |
1.4742 |
0.02221 |
970 |
621 |
238 |
111 |
53 |
It’s the perfect bachelor pad. |
1.4742 |
0.02157 |
1105 |
727 |
232 |
146 |
54 |
The thin crust makes all the difference. |
1.4729 |
0.02063 |
1013 |
626 |
295 |
92 |
55 |
I’m not a topping - I live here. |
1.4713 |
0.02159 |
1080 |
708 |
235 |
137 |
56 |
I got tired of living on salad. |
1.4695 |
0.02097 |
1133 |
742 |
250 |
141 |
57 |
It's tasty, but it could use a bit more algae. |
1.4640 |
0.02289 |
1043 |
714 |
174 |
155 |
58 |
I agree, this decor does have a distinctly Italian flavor. |
1.4639 |
0.02148 |
873 |
535 |
271 |
67 |
59 |
You should see my place in Chicago. |
1.4602 |
0.02037 |
1017 |
637 |
292 |
88 |
60 |
Best of all, it attracts flies. |
1.4583 |
0.02198 |
971 |
633 |
231 |
107 |
61 |
I prefer Chicago deep dish in the winter, but summer brings out the New Yorker in me. |
1.4555 |
0.02778 |
562 |
358 |
152 |
52 |
62 |
Well, first, you have to get the cheese off your bottom. |
1.4522 |
0.02351 |
878 |
585 |
189 |
104 |
63 |
Long story short,I had a coupon. |
1.4507 |
0.02285 |
892 |
587 |
208 |
97 |
64 |
One more bite and I’ll croak. |
1.4498 |
0.02378 |
807 |
528 |
195 |
84 |
65 |
Sundays.....pizza night.....my pad. |
1.4478 |
0.02378 |
833 |
553 |
187 |
93 |
66 |
Just make sure you don’t order the thin crust. |
1.4474 |
0.02360 |
856 |
571 |
187 |
98 |
67 |
The flies come to me now. |
1.4462 |
0.02397 |
827 |
552 |
181 |
94 |
68 |
It's the only way I can get the kids to visit. |
1.4462 |
0.02390 |
836 |
559 |
181 |
96 |
69 |
And, it attracts flies |
1.4447 |
0.02370 |
859 |
578 |
180 |
101 |
70 |
Hi, my name's Luigi. |
1.4430 |
0.02571 |
693 |
459 |
161 |
73 |
71 |
I developed a taste for these when I was a prince. |
1.4429 |
0.02437 |
797 |
534 |
173 |
90 |
72 |
Just admit that you ate a slice. |
1.4411 |
0.02414 |
798 |
533 |
178 |
87 |
73 |
You should've seen my Pad Thai. |
1.4400 |
0.02686 |
725 |
506 |
119 |
100 |
74 |
You need to be more accepting. You like lillies, I like Papa John's. |
1.4393 |
0.02456 |
692 |
447 |
186 |
59 |
75 |
It took them an hour to find me, so I got it for free. |
1.4384 |
0.02610 |
755 |
525 |
129 |
101 |
76 |
... and then she kissed me. And 'poof.' my wish came true. |
1.4365 |
0.02559 |
772 |
535 |
137 |
100 |
77 |
The flies just come to me now. |
1.4345 |
0.02545 |
748 |
512 |
147 |
89 |
78 |
Everyone knows it’s the water. |
1.4328 |
0.02441 |
714 |
469 |
181 |
64 |
79 |
You may attract the ladies but I attract the flies. |
1.4310 |
0.02587 |
703 |
479 |
145 |
79 |
80 |
Check out my new bachelor pad. |
1.4296 |
0.02582 |
675 |
454 |
152 |
69 |
81 |
Unfortunately lunch with the princess didn’t go as planned. |
1.4296 |
0.02674 |
675 |
465 |
130 |
80 |
82 |
I was looking straight at the moon and then it hit me, right in the eye! |
1.4278 |
0.02705 |
699 |
493 |
113 |
93 |
83 |
So get this—the guy threw it out BECAUSE it had flies! |
1.4247 |
0.02788 |
664 |
472 |
102 |
90 |
84 |
Flies love pizza. I eat flies. |
1.4241 |
0.02547 |
665 |
445 |
158 |
62 |
85 |
Go ahead and mock me, but it keeps my butt warm. |
1.4219 |
0.02685 |
602 |
405 |
140 |
57 |
86 |
F*** the neighborhood association. |
1.4217 |
0.02891 |
664 |
487 |
74 |
103 |
87 |
All I am saying is give pizza chance. |
1.4207 |
0.02709 |
637 |
440 |
126 |
71 |
88 |
I'm looking for investors.” |
1.4188 |
0.02899 |
659 |
485 |
72 |
102 |
89 |
It’s the water that makes it so good. |
1.4183 |
0.02601 |
612 |
408 |
152 |
52 |
90 |
I had a coupon. |
1.4181 |
0.02731 |
641 |
448 |
118 |
75 |
91 |
When they see this they won't want my legs. |
1.4179 |
0.02635 |
658 |
453 |
135 |
70 |
92 |
The Chicago style didn't float |
1.4150 |
0.02666 |
641 |
443 |
130 |
68 |
93 |
What’s worse than pineapple on a pizza? How about a frog’s ass? |
1.4146 |
0.02710 |
615 |
424 |
127 |
64 |
94 |
I think I know one of the anchovies. |
1.4145 |
0.02585 |
620 |
416 |
151 |
53 |
95 |
The next customer who says 'everything but anchovies' is in for a hell of a surprise. |
1.4132 |
0.02723 |
576 |
391 |
132 |
53 |
96 |
I had it delivered from IHOP. |
1.4128 |
0.02951 |
545 |
383 |
99 |
63 |
97 |
How about my pad for dinner? |
1.4126 |
0.02806 |
589 |
411 |
113 |
65 |
98 |
Don't tell me you're still eating flies. |
1.4122 |
0.02734 |
592 |
407 |
126 |
59 |
99 |
I figure that I have 3 slices left before I need to move. |
1.4119 |
0.02687 |
590 |
401 |
135 |
54 |
100 |
Just don't order the thin crust. |
1.4104 |
0.02631 |
614 |
418 |
140 |
56 |
101 |
Believe me, it's a fly magnet. |
1.4100 |
0.02864 |
561 |
392 |
108 |
61 |
102 |
I just wasn’t in the mood for burger and flies night. |
1.4093 |
0.02803 |
601 |
424 |
108 |
69 |
103 |
What ? I’m Italian |
1.4077 |
0.02773 |
520 |
349 |
130 |
41 |
104 |
It was delivered by a guy in a DoorDash canoe |
1.4073 |
0.02799 |
491 |
326 |
130 |
35 |
105 |
If we are all going to croak, we might as well live a little. |
1.4067 |
0.03584 |
327 |
223 |
75 |
29 |
106 |
It's swamp to table. |
1.4058 |
0.02792 |
552 |
380 |
120 |
52 |
107 |
You never flipped yours over to see what was underneath? |
1.4040 |
0.03141 |
495 |
356 |
78 |
61 |
108 |
It came to me last night: if you catch more flies with honey than vinegar, imagine the power of PIZZA! |
1.4037 |
0.02749 |
540 |
367 |
128 |
45 |
109 |
I tried Chicago style but it sank. |
1.4037 |
0.02828 |
545 |
378 |
114 |
53 |
110 |
I should have sprung for a large. |
1.4022 |
0.02682 |
537 |
360 |
138 |
39 |
111 |
It comes with a side of flies. |
1.4000 |
0.02778 |
545 |
376 |
120 |
49 |
112 |
Soon mine will attract flies. And then you will know my genius. |
1.3996 |
0.03119 |
533 |
394 |
65 |
74 |
113 |
And I still have two more wishes left! |
1.3992 |
0.03009 |
506 |
359 |
92 |
55 |
114 |
Say what you want but endless flies |
1.3959 |
0.02874 |
538 |
380 |
103 |
55 |
115 |
I'm just afraid I'll eat myself out of house and home. |
1.3958 |
0.03080 |
475 |
337 |
88 |
50 |
116 |
Sure, it attracts flies. But that just makes it even better. |
1.3948 |
0.02922 |
504 |
353 |
103 |
48 |
117 |
And after a day it has the added advantage of attracting flies. |
1.3938 |
0.02810 |
579 |
414 |
102 |
63 |
118 |
Do I criticize your decor?” |
1.3931 |
0.03110 |
524 |
388 |
66 |
70 |
119 |
The trick is to only eat one slice. |
1.3916 |
0.02944 |
475 |
330 |
104 |
41 |
120 |
Just waiting for some anchovies. |
1.3898 |
0.02646 |
549 |
375 |
134 |
40 |
121 |
I’m back on carbs. |
1.3897 |
0.03100 |
467 |
334 |
84 |
49 |
122 |
On the Internet, no one knows you're a frog. |
1.3895 |
0.03244 |
439 |
317 |
73 |
49 |
123 |
Now we wait for the flies to come to us. |
1.3882 |
0.02855 |
492 |
341 |
111 |
40 |
124 |
What happened to your slice? |
1.3878 |
0.02743 |
490 |
332 |
126 |
32 |
125 |
It came with a side order of flies." |
1.3876 |
0.02787 |
516 |
358 |
116 |
42 |
126 |
And the moon hit my eye. |
1.3873 |
0.02971 |
488 |
346 |
95 |
47 |
127 |
Now the bugs come to me. |
1.3867 |
0.03105 |
437 |
308 |
89 |
40 |
128 |
Not only was there a slice missing, they forgot my side order of flies! |
1.3856 |
0.03121 |
459 |
330 |
81 |
48 |
129 |
It’s just a typical bachelor pad. |
1.3855 |
0.02899 |
498 |
351 |
102 |
45 |
130 |
How could you tell I'm from Jersey? |
1.3836 |
0.03407 |
378 |
271 |
69 |
38 |
131 |
It’s Lilly Caesars. |
1.3824 |
0.04339 |
238 |
172 |
41 |
25 |
132 |
Thanks for bringing the salad. |
1.3824 |
0.02989 |
408 |
278 |
104 |
26 |
133 |
The secret is New York water. |
1.3823 |
0.03098 |
463 |
334 |
81 |
48 |
134 |
My last home was lily pad-Thai. |
1.3803 |
0.02968 |
497 |
358 |
89 |
50 |
135 |
How's the salad? |
1.3788 |
0.03101 |
433 |
308 |
86 |
39 |
136 |
Sure it's safe. Nobody orders frogs on their pizza. |
1.3783 |
0.03376 |
423 |
315 |
56 |
52 |
137 |
I wrestled a rat for it. |
1.3780 |
0.02889 |
492 |
349 |
100 |
43 |
138 |
It's true that time flies like an arrow, but flies like a pizza. |
1.3774 |
0.03154 |
416 |
296 |
83 |
37 |
139 |
it's a bed and breakfast |
1.3766 |
0.03335 |
385 |
277 |
71 |
37 |
140 |
Yes, I ate all the anchovies... |
1.3761 |
0.03053 |
452 |
324 |
86 |
42 |
141 |
And, they offered free delivery. |
1.3756 |
0.02947 |
450 |
316 |
99 |
35 |
142 |
How about dinner at my pad tonight? |
1.3747 |
0.02939 |
459 |
324 |
98 |
37 |
143 |
You were supposed to bring the beer. |
1.3744 |
0.03134 |
398 |
280 |
87 |
31 |
144 |
My kids went to New York and all they got me was this lousy novelty lily pad. |
1.3744 |
0.03009 |
390 |
267 |
100 |
23 |
145 |
I ordered a slice to go, but to where? |
1.3738 |
0.02961 |
420 |
291 |
101 |
28 |
146 |
I’m good ‘til taco Tuesday. |
1.3734 |
0.03240 |
383 |
272 |
79 |
32 |
147 |
You can get them delivered. |
1.3723 |
0.03158 |
411 |
294 |
81 |
36 |
148 |
They forgot to add the flies again. |
1.3720 |
0.03062 |
422 |
299 |
89 |
34 |
149 |
It's the ultimate bachelor pad. |
1.3714 |
0.03076 |
412 |
291 |
89 |
32 |
150 |
On the other hand, if I eat too much ... I'm sunk. |
1.3700 |
0.03044 |
446 |
321 |
85 |
40 |
151 |
Dude, they can never find this swamp in 30 minutes. This is like my 42nd free pizza. |
1.3699 |
0.03478 |
392 |
294 |
51 |
47 |
152 |
Dinner tonight at my pad? |
1.3696 |
0.03018 |
441 |
315 |
89 |
37 |
153 |
In crust, we trust |
1.3691 |
0.03072 |
401 |
282 |
90 |
29 |
154 |
I see you ordered plain again. |
1.3688 |
0.03006 |
385 |
265 |
98 |
22 |
155 |
I'm definitely catching a lot more flies. |
1.3677 |
0.03433 |
359 |
261 |
64 |
34 |
156 |
My family came over on The Margherita. |
1.3676 |
0.03189 |
408 |
295 |
76 |
37 |
157 |
I said I wanted more pizzaz, but once again I was misunderstood |
1.3662 |
0.03365 |
385 |
283 |
63 |
39 |
158 |
I could never leave my old Italian neighborhood |
1.3660 |
0.03247 |
377 |
270 |
76 |
31 |
159 |
It's my new bed and breakfast. |
1.3659 |
0.03219 |
399 |
289 |
74 |
36 |
160 |
It's great but I can't eat more than one slice or I'll sink. |
1.3656 |
0.03159 |
413 |
299 |
77 |
37 |
161 |
Yes, most frogs are French but we're Italian. |
1.3656 |
0.03118 |
424 |
307 |
79 |
38 |
162 |
So what do you think of my bachelor pad? |
1.3654 |
0.03161 |
416 |
302 |
76 |
38 |
163 |
Next time I’ll order the sushi boat. |
1.3641 |
0.02984 |
401 |
280 |
96 |
25 |
164 |
Just search for pad covers on Amazon. |
1.3639 |
0.03524 |
349 |
257 |
57 |
35 |
165 |
I like spaghetti more but I couldn’t get it to float. |
1.3639 |
0.03146 |
415 |
301 |
77 |
37 |
166 |
I’ve been living out of a cardboard box. |
1.3636 |
0.03133 |
385 |
273 |
84 |
28 |
167 |
Flies love it. |
1.3630 |
0.03064 |
405 |
288 |
87 |
30 |
168 |
In an hour, it'll be covered with flies. |
1.3623 |
0.03094 |
414 |
298 |
82 |
34 |
169 |
This way my kids still come to visit. |
1.3616 |
0.03318 |
365 |
264 |
70 |
31 |
170 |
I always ask for extra flies. |
1.3610 |
0.03238 |
374 |
269 |
75 |
30 |
171 |
Oh...no cost! it was delivered after 30 minutes...so it was free! |
1.3607 |
0.03100 |
366 |
256 |
88 |
22 |
172 |
It's a babe magnet. |
1.3603 |
0.03292 |
358 |
257 |
73 |
28 |
173 |
I sank the taco. |
1.3603 |
0.03244 |
358 |
255 |
77 |
26 |
174 |
No one sells by the slice anymore. |
1.3602 |
0.03031 |
422 |
303 |
86 |
33 |
175 |
this way, the flies come to me. |
1.3597 |
0.03234 |
367 |
263 |
76 |
28 |
176 |
It has heated seats. |
1.3594 |
0.03133 |
384 |
274 |
82 |
28 |
177 |
It’s not as buoyant, but it really attracts the flies. |
1.3582 |
0.02983 |
416 |
296 |
91 |
29 |
178 |
Hoppa John's. |
1.3579 |
0.03462 |
366 |
273 |
55 |
38 |
179 |
The Chicago-style sank. |
1.3574 |
0.03318 |
305 |
212 |
77 |
16 |
180 |
I suppose you could call it a typical bachelor's pad |
1.3574 |
0.03565 |
333 |
246 |
55 |
32 |
181 |
It was this or Pad Thai. |
1.3568 |
0.03235 |
370 |
267 |
74 |
29 |
182 |
Then she kissed me, and my dream came true! |
1.3564 |
0.03475 |
376 |
284 |
50 |
42 |
183 |
It's a bachelor pad. Duh." |
1.3558 |
0.03382 |
371 |
275 |
60 |
36 |
184 |
It draws flies. |
1.3547 |
0.03329 |
344 |
248 |
70 |
26 |
185 |
I'm hoping a Princess may be more likely to kiss me.. |
1.3546 |
0.03268 |
392 |
290 |
65 |
37 |
186 |
This one feels so warm. |
1.3544 |
0.03099 |
333 |
230 |
88 |
15 |
187 |
I dunno man … I can’t go back to flies after this. I just can’t. |
1.3542 |
0.03296 |
367 |
268 |
68 |
31 |
188 |
There's more to life than IHOP.” |
1.3541 |
0.03310 |
401 |
301 |
58 |
42 |
189 |
On the delivery apps, nobody knows you're a frog. |
1.3533 |
0.03449 |
334 |
244 |
62 |
28 |
190 |
I figured after a few days it would attract flies. |
1.3521 |
0.03326 |
355 |
259 |
67 |
29 |
191 |
Next time I’ll order extra flies. |
1.3520 |
0.03160 |
358 |
255 |
80 |
23 |
192 |
I used to be an Italian prince. |
1.3519 |
0.03397 |
341 |
249 |
64 |
28 |
193 |
Honestly? The red pepper flakes make my butt itch. |
1.3515 |
0.03555 |
330 |
245 |
54 |
31 |
194 |
I'm sure I said pad Thai. |
1.3511 |
0.03506 |
319 |
233 |
60 |
26 |
195 |
Once a New Yorker, always a New Yorker” |
1.3508 |
0.03263 |
382 |
282 |
66 |
34 |
196 |
I know, we love it. But my husband says the tadpoles will eventually eat us out of house and home. |
1.3501 |
0.03237 |
337 |
240 |
76 |
21 |
197 |
Just wanted to spice things up. |
1.3495 |
0.03233 |
329 |
233 |
77 |
19 |
198 |
I hired an Italian designer to redo my pad. |
1.3495 |
0.03482 |
329 |
242 |
59 |
28 |
199 |
I'd really appreciate it if you stopped referring to our offspring as "toppings." |
1.3493 |
0.03856 |
292 |
220 |
42 |
30 |
200 |
It's got cheese and extra flies |
1.3490 |
0.03282 |
361 |
264 |
68 |
29 |
201 |
The best part is they’ll bring you your new home in 30 minutes or it’s free. |
1.3484 |
0.03453 |
353 |
264 |
55 |
34 |
202 |
I actually prefer French food, except for, well... you know. |
1.3482 |
0.03271 |
359 |
262 |
69 |
28 |
203 |
It's not as weird as pineapple. |
1.3479 |
0.03232 |
365 |
266 |
71 |
28 |
204 |
I’m eating myself out of house and home. |
1.3473 |
0.03335 |
334 |
242 |
68 |
24 |
205 |
The problem is, I could eat myself out of house and home. |
1.3471 |
0.03790 |
314 |
240 |
39 |
35 |
206 |
I'm Italian on my mother's side. |
1.3467 |
0.03260 |
349 |
253 |
71 |
25 |
207 |
Just enjoy life and eat what you want before you croak. |
1.3456 |
0.03282 |
353 |
258 |
68 |
27 |
208 |
What do you think - too cheesy? |
1.3456 |
0.03382 |
327 |
238 |
65 |
24 |
209 |
It's called Bed and Breakfast |
1.3455 |
0.03469 |
330 |
244 |
58 |
28 |
210 |
And it came with a side of flies |
1.3447 |
0.03418 |
322 |
235 |
63 |
24 |
211 |
Do you want to hop over for dinner? |
1.3443 |
0.03395 |
305 |
219 |
67 |
19 |
212 |
And furthermore it attracts flies |
1.3439 |
0.03351 |
346 |
255 |
63 |
28 |
213 |
If you lived in New York, you'd know. |
1.3439 |
0.03064 |
346 |
244 |
85 |
17 |
214 |
I sent the kids to play on some pepperoni. |
1.3433 |
0.03237 |
367 |
270 |
68 |
29 |
215 |
It’s all inclusive. |
1.3430 |
0.03858 |
309 |
239 |
34 |
36 |
216 |
The delivery woman is convinced I'm a prince. |
1.3426 |
0.03591 |
324 |
244 |
49 |
31 |
217 |
I know it looks a little cheesy, but I like it. |
1.3423 |
0.03494 |
333 |
249 |
54 |
30 |
218 |
It's not pizza, just my period. |
1.3423 |
0.03511 |
298 |
217 |
60 |
21 |
219 |
How do you know I'm from New York? |
1.3415 |
0.03505 |
328 |
245 |
54 |
29 |
220 |
Hard to believe, but it tastes just like chicken. |
1.3413 |
0.03511 |
334 |
251 |
52 |
31 |
221 |
New York, for sure. Chicago, the crust gets too soggy. |
1.3409 |
0.03551 |
308 |
228 |
55 |
25 |
222 |
I could live on this stuff. |
1.3404 |
0.03653 |
285 |
210 |
53 |
22 |
223 |
What kind of princess doesn't like pizza? |
1.3402 |
0.03377 |
338 |
250 |
61 |
27 |
224 |
It's all good until someone grabs the last slice. |
1.3402 |
0.03271 |
338 |
246 |
69 |
23 |
225 |
I signed up for the dinner cruise. |
1.3402 |
0.03729 |
291 |
218 |
47 |
26 |
226 |
I imported it from Italily. |
1.3396 |
0.03526 |
318 |
237 |
54 |
27 |
227 |
What can I say? I have Manhattan tastes and a pond budget. |
1.3396 |
0.03418 |
321 |
236 |
61 |
24 |
228 |
Some frogs ask why? I ask why not? |
1.3386 |
0.03544 |
319 |
239 |
52 |
28 |
229 |
I know it sounds cheesy but wanna come over to my pad? |
1.3383 |
0.03240 |
334 |
242 |
71 |
21 |
230 |
Amphibian? No, I’m Italian. |
1.3378 |
0.03710 |
296 |
223 |
46 |
27 |
231 |
It's a mixed-use property. |
1.3377 |
0.03221 |
305 |
216 |
75 |
14 |
232 |
Is it obvious I'm from the city? |
1.3375 |
0.03314 |
323 |
235 |
67 |
21 |
233 |
I should have gone for the large. |
1.3374 |
0.03328 |
329 |
241 |
65 |
23 |
234 |
I see you ordered the vegetarian |
1.3367 |
0.03568 |
294 |
217 |
55 |
22 |
235 |
I'd have to say that's Amore... |
1.3366 |
0.03616 |
303 |
227 |
50 |
26 |
236 |
This property won't last long. |
1.3363 |
0.03196 |
336 |
243 |
73 |
20 |
237 |
It turns out that it attracts more flies. |
1.3363 |
0.03265 |
342 |
251 |
67 |
24 |
238 |
We can have pizza and a side of flies. |
1.3361 |
0.03181 |
363 |
267 |
70 |
26 |
239 |
My homeowners association is furious. |
1.3357 |
0.03594 |
283 |
208 |
55 |
20 |
240 |
They were out of flies, so it's just cheese. |
1.3356 |
0.03648 |
292 |
218 |
50 |
24 |
241 |
I don’t eat it. It’s for sttracting flies. |
1.3355 |
0.03389 |
304 |
221 |
64 |
19 |
242 |
NO! I won't trade a slice of mine for a slice of yours. |
1.3355 |
0.03344 |
310 |
225 |
66 |
19 |
243 |
I have an Italian decorator. |
1.3353 |
0.03460 |
343 |
260 |
51 |
32 |
244 |
Once I have kids I'll move in to a family size. |
1.3344 |
0.03458 |
299 |
219 |
60 |
20 |
245 |
I've been raking in the dough lately, so I upgraded my pad. |
1.3344 |
0.03626 |
305 |
230 |
48 |
27 |
246 |
I get 87% more flies than before. |
1.3344 |
0.03401 |
326 |
242 |
59 |
25 |
247 |
After that first piece it just dawned on me. |
1.3344 |
0.03429 |
326 |
243 |
57 |
26 |
248 |
I’m waiting for a princess who likes anchovies. |
1.3333 |
0.03503 |
285 |
208 |
59 |
18 |
249 |
I figured it would be the ultimate princess - magnet. |
1.3333 |
0.03189 |
345 |
252 |
71 |
22 |
250 |
This is just temporary 'till I get the new pad. |
1.3333 |
0.03386 |
324 |
240 |
60 |
24 |
251 |
Can you believe it? They have anchovy topping, but no flies. |
1.3323 |
0.03497 |
313 |
234 |
54 |
25 |
252 |
Once you get rid of the pineapple it's quite nice. |
1.3322 |
0.03518 |
283 |
207 |
58 |
18 |
253 |
And you can have it delivered. |
1.3311 |
0.03364 |
302 |
220 |
64 |
18 |
254 |
Next week, I’m ordering Pad Thai. |
1.3309 |
0.03902 |
272 |
208 |
38 |
26 |
255 |
And you can get flies with it! |
1.3302 |
0.03438 |
324 |
243 |
55 |
26 |
256 |
...so I'm thinking when she goes in for a bite of this vegan, gluten-free, ethically sourced, locally LGBTQ2S owned and carbon neutral pizza, then I steal a kiss and become the prince I was meant to be! |
1.3300 |
0.03689 |
297 |
226 |
44 |
27 |
257 |
I got sick of affordable housing. |
1.3292 |
0.03329 |
319 |
235 |
63 |
21 |
258 |
You know what they say, you can take the frog out of New York... |
1.3290 |
0.03511 |
307 |
230 |
53 |
24 |
259 |
It's cheese with flies. |
1.3289 |
0.03566 |
304 |
229 |
50 |
25 |
260 |
It's great, just don't sit on the pepperoni. |
1.3289 |
0.03504 |
304 |
227 |
54 |
23 |
261 |
They'll deliver to anyone with a credit card. |
1.3289 |
0.03585 |
298 |
224 |
50 |
24 |
262 |
I gave up on the Princess and ordered anchovies and garlic. |
1.3286 |
0.03609 |
280 |
208 |
52 |
20 |
263 |
I can get you one in thirty minutes or less. |
1.3284 |
0.03354 |
335 |
251 |
58 |
26 |
264 |
I see you ordered the vegan gluten-free option. |
1.3283 |
0.03455 |
332 |
252 |
51 |
29 |
265 |
I catch more flies this way. |
1.3276 |
0.03181 |
293 |
208 |
74 |
11 |
266 |
You catch more flies riding this baby. |
1.3265 |
0.03418 |
294 |
216 |
60 |
18 |
267 |
You gotta get one ... this thing is a fly magnet. |
1.3265 |
0.03610 |
291 |
219 |
49 |
23 |
268 |
Traded in for a new Italian model. |
1.3263 |
0.03630 |
285 |
214 |
49 |
22 |
269 |
Trust me, I’m going to catch way more flies than you. |
1.3263 |
0.03213 |
331 |
243 |
68 |
20 |
270 |
It’s New York-style without the New York rent price. |
1.3259 |
0.03398 |
313 |
233 |
58 |
22 |
271 |
Camembert, anchovies and sardines. The flies just love it. |
1.3253 |
0.03626 |
289 |
218 |
48 |
23 |
272 |
My renovation went well. |
1.3249 |
0.03184 |
317 |
230 |
71 |
16 |
273 |
It’s even better cold the next morning. |
1.3244 |
0.03576 |
262 |
192 |
55 |
15 |
274 |
When you catch a fly from a big pizza pie, that's amore! |
1.3244 |
0.04073 |
262 |
205 |
29 |
28 |
275 |
I should have gotten deep dish. |
1.3241 |
0.03446 |
290 |
214 |
58 |
18 |
276 |
I don't know how you can afford a lily pad in this market. |
1.3240 |
0.03471 |
287 |
212 |
57 |
18 |
277 |
Turns out, it wasn’t a hemorrhoid. It was a green pepper. |
1.3233 |
0.04070 |
232 |
176 |
37 |
19 |
278 |
And the best thing is, they deliver. |
1.3225 |
0.03411 |
276 |
201 |
61 |
14 |
279 |
So what if it’s not healthy, we’re all gonna croak. |
1.3224 |
0.03462 |
304 |
228 |
54 |
22 |
280 |
That's the last time I let college students crash at my pad. |
1.3221 |
0.03758 |
267 |
202 |
44 |
21 |
281 |
Want to come over to my place for dinner? |
1.3216 |
0.03200 |
283 |
202 |
71 |
10 |
282 |
She gave me a choice: handsome prince or a pizza with extra flies. |
1.3214 |
0.03737 |
280 |
214 |
42 |
24 |
283 |
Honestly, I'm not sure why I thought this was a good idea. |
1.3213 |
0.03514 |
277 |
205 |
55 |
17 |
284 |
I don't really care for pizza, but it draws flies. |
1.3206 |
0.03649 |
262 |
195 |
50 |
17 |
285 |
I'm an experimental topping. |
1.3205 |
0.03335 |
312 |
232 |
60 |
20 |
286 |
I don't need to be charming or handsome now! |
1.3205 |
0.03798 |
259 |
196 |
43 |
20 |
287 |
Ever hear of frog's legs on a pizza? |
1.3198 |
0.03885 |
247 |
187 |
41 |
19 |
288 |
It's how humans attract flies. |
1.3191 |
0.03747 |
282 |
217 |
40 |
25 |
289 |
I see you’ve selected the vegetarian option. |
1.3187 |
0.03765 |
273 |
209 |
41 |
23 |
290 |
It's a fixer-supper. |
1.3185 |
0.03743 |
248 |
185 |
47 |
16 |
291 |
If you like flies, you'll love anchovies. |
1.3180 |
0.03478 |
305 |
231 |
51 |
23 |
292 |
Yes, I am Italian, on my father's side. |
1.3173 |
0.03482 |
271 |
200 |
56 |
15 |
293 |
Not only is it a Warhol, it’s a chick magnet. |
1.3173 |
0.03747 |
271 |
207 |
42 |
22 |
294 |
Now that you mention it, I do feel a little saucy today. |
1.3173 |
0.04285 |
208 |
159 |
32 |
17 |
295 |
Eedit. Eedit. |
1.3160 |
0.03803 |
250 |
189 |
43 |
18 |
296 |
Forget Monet. The true artist is Papa John. |
1.3158 |
0.03757 |
266 |
203 |
42 |
21 |
297 |
No one will eat it - it has pineapple on it |
1.3158 |
0.03704 |
247 |
184 |
48 |
15 |
298 |
Do you think my pad is too cheesy? |
1.3158 |
0.03864 |
228 |
170 |
44 |
14 |
299 |
And my doctor told me I couldn’t live on pizza alone |
1.3156 |
0.03709 |
263 |
199 |
45 |
19 |
300 |
I'm starting to wish I hadn't ordered extra cheese. |
1.3153 |
0.03424 |
295 |
221 |
55 |
19 |
301 |
It makes a nice change from the usual Pad Thai. |
1.3153 |
0.03620 |
295 |
227 |
43 |
25 |
302 |
I'm not worried, its thick crust |
1.3150 |
0.03759 |
254 |
192 |
44 |
18 |
303 |
It only works here in New York. My cousin in Chicago? Sank straight to the bottom. |
1.3148 |
0.03825 |
270 |
209 |
37 |
24 |
304 |
At least you’re safe during the dinner rush. |
1.3147 |
0.03566 |
286 |
217 |
48 |
21 |
305 |
I just moved from New York. |
1.3147 |
0.03497 |
286 |
215 |
52 |
19 |
306 |
You just have to be careful not to eat yourself out of house and home |
1.3147 |
0.03666 |
232 |
170 |
51 |
11 |
307 |
So I checked the box for Extra Flies, hit PayPal, and boom! He was here is thirty minutes! |
1.3146 |
0.03668 |
267 |
202 |
46 |
19 |
308 |
Red is the new green. |
1.3143 |
0.03401 |
280 |
207 |
58 |
15 |
309 |
I just gilded the lily. |
1.3142 |
0.03578 |
296 |
227 |
45 |
24 |
310 |
This is my party pad. |
1.3142 |
0.03729 |
226 |
166 |
49 |
11 |
311 |
Be sure to order thick crust |
1.3137 |
0.03336 |
306 |
229 |
58 |
19 |
312 |
Why don’t we dine at my pad tonight? |
1.3134 |
0.03500 |
268 |
199 |
54 |
15 |
313 |
My father is an American bullfrog, but my mother is Italian. |
1.3134 |
0.03657 |
268 |
203 |
46 |
19 |
314 |
Hey, it draws flies, ok? |
1.3132 |
0.03685 |
265 |
201 |
45 |
19 |
315 |
Once you try it, you’ll never go back to lily pads! |
1.3132 |
0.03444 |
265 |
195 |
57 |
13 |
316 |
They deliver anywhere. |
1.3125 |
0.03608 |
256 |
191 |
50 |
15 |
317 |
The flies love my new pad |
1.3125 |
0.03817 |
240 |
181 |
43 |
16 |
318 |
The only problem is the pineapple. Who puts pineapple on a lily pad? |
1.3123 |
0.03757 |
269 |
207 |
40 |
22 |
319 |
They’ll bring you a new house in less than twenty minutes or it’s free. |
1.3123 |
0.03680 |
253 |
190 |
47 |
16 |
320 |
The only drawback is a soggy bottom. |
1.3120 |
0.03711 |
266 |
203 |
43 |
20 |
321 |
It's unconventional, but I've always been a tad polemic. |
1.3119 |
0.03420 |
311 |
237 |
51 |
23 |
322 |
And they deliver anywhere. |
1.3118 |
0.03459 |
263 |
194 |
56 |
13 |
323 |
If that gecko can sell insurance, why not me for a pizza commercial? |
1.3116 |
0.04225 |
215 |
166 |
31 |
18 |
324 |
It’s the only thing my tadpoles will eat |
1.3115 |
0.03651 |
260 |
196 |
47 |
17 |
325 |
I told them I was a frog and they threw in the anchovies for free. |
1.3115 |
0.03732 |
260 |
198 |
43 |
19 |
326 |
No, actually, it's Digiorno |
1.3115 |
0.03651 |
260 |
196 |
47 |
17 |
327 |
I am really an Italian prince. |
1.3115 |
0.03610 |
260 |
195 |
49 |
16 |
328 |
I’m actually the prince of New Jersey. |
1.3113 |
0.03920 |
257 |
200 |
34 |
23 |
329 |
This isn’t what I meant when I asked my home decorator for more “pizazz” |
1.3112 |
0.03848 |
241 |
183 |
41 |
17 |
330 |
When a frog steals a slice... and then croaks at his wife
that's Amore! |
1.3109 |
0.04060 |
238 |
185 |
32 |
21 |
331 |
The pie makes fly-hunting so much easier. |
1.3109 |
0.03661 |
267 |
203 |
45 |
19 |
332 |
Careful. You’re sitting on thin slice. |
1.3109 |
0.03544 |
267 |
200 |
51 |
16 |
333 |
I'm from New York. |
1.3108 |
0.03374 |
296 |
222 |
56 |
18 |
334 |
I tried sushi but I couldn't keep my balance. |
1.3106 |
0.03962 |
235 |
180 |
37 |
18 |
335 |
Mine attracts more flies. |
1.3106 |
0.03962 |
235 |
180 |
37 |
18 |
336 |
Well, I say you catch more flies with pizza. |
1.3106 |
0.03690 |
264 |
201 |
44 |
19 |
337 |
This one attracts flies |
1.3105 |
0.03771 |
248 |
188 |
43 |
17 |
338 |
Pizza tonight! My pad or yours? |
1.3103 |
0.03598 |
261 |
196 |
49 |
16 |
339 |
I couldn't resist. It had flies on it. |
1.3099 |
0.03835 |
242 |
184 |
41 |
17 |
340 |
I catch more flies. |
1.3098 |
0.03655 |
255 |
192 |
47 |
16 |
341 |
I got this when I was a tadpole. They mistook me for an anchovy. |
1.3094 |
0.03904 |
265 |
208 |
32 |
25 |
342 |
Yeah, it's way easier to catch flies when you're sitting on a pizza! |
1.3090 |
0.03539 |
288 |
220 |
47 |
21 |
343 |
I know, my pad is looking a little cheesy, but at least it's not tasteless! |
1.3089 |
0.03832 |
246 |
188 |
40 |
18 |
344 |
Pick up some beers and hop on over. |
1.3086 |
0.03442 |
269 |
200 |
55 |
14 |
345 |
Mine pairs well with something hoppy. |
1.3085 |
0.03591 |
282 |
216 |
45 |
21 |
346 |
My other lily pad got toad away. |
1.3084 |
0.04284 |
214 |
167 |
28 |
19 |
347 |
I wanted more flies. |
1.3083 |
0.03467 |
266 |
198 |
54 |
14 |
348 |
It's a New York thin crust, the Chicago pie just sank. |
1.3083 |
0.03467 |
266 |
198 |
54 |
14 |
349 |
I tried Chicago deep dish, but it kept sinking. |
1.3077 |
0.03776 |
247 |
188 |
42 |
17 |
350 |
It's a little cheesy but it's home. |
1.3077 |
0.03360 |
247 |
179 |
60 |
8 |
351 |
What did you expect? This is Central Park. |
1.3074 |
0.03718 |
244 |
184 |
45 |
15 |
352 |
I'm a paid influencer. |
1.3067 |
0.03873 |
238 |
182 |
39 |
17 |
353 |
And after much trial and error, I found the cauliflower crust to be the most buoyant. |
1.3066 |
0.03218 |
287 |
211 |
64 |
12 |
354 |
Pizza party at my pad! |
1.3065 |
0.03465 |
261 |
194 |
54 |
13 |
355 |
What do you think of my new bachelor pad? |
1.3062 |
0.03821 |
258 |
200 |
37 |
21 |
356 |
Well, MY prince is Italian. |
1.3061 |
0.03924 |
245 |
190 |
35 |
20 |
357 |
The only downside is that I might eat myself out of house and home. |
1.3060 |
0.03846 |
232 |
176 |
41 |
15 |
358 |
Since I switched to New York style I’ve been getting a lot more flies |
1.3060 |
0.03642 |
268 |
205 |
44 |
19 |
359 |
Want to come over to my pad for some pizza? |
1.3053 |
0.03537 |
262 |
197 |
50 |
15 |
360 |
My pad or yours? |
1.3052 |
0.03706 |
249 |
189 |
44 |
16 |
361 |
Yeah, and they delivered in under 30 minutes. |
1.3049 |
0.03780 |
246 |
188 |
41 |
17 |
362 |
And then she kissed me and said, "I know you're from the upper crust." |
1.3045 |
0.03722 |
243 |
184 |
44 |
15 |
363 |
Wanna come over for dinner? |
1.3045 |
0.03658 |
266 |
204 |
43 |
19 |
364 |
Ribbettini, Ribbettini! |
1.3043 |
0.03790 |
253 |
195 |
39 |
19 |
365 |
True, I am eating myself out of house and home. |
1.3040 |
0.03736 |
250 |
191 |
42 |
17 |
366 |
It's a lot more comfortable for my hemorrhoids. |
1.3036 |
0.04021 |
247 |
195 |
29 |
23 |
367 |
My broker said I should jump on this while it was hot. |
1.3033 |
0.03799 |
244 |
187 |
40 |
17 |
368 |
I figured she'd kiss me if I bought dinner. |
1.3030 |
0.03995 |
231 |
179 |
34 |
18 |
369 |
Do you like it? It's kind of cheesy, but it attracts flies. |
1.3027 |
0.03704 |
261 |
201 |
41 |
19 |
370 |
I always burn my ass on the first jump |
1.3026 |
0.03827 |
271 |
214 |
32 |
25 |
371 |
My new pad makes me feel like I belong to the upper crust. |
1.3023 |
0.03774 |
258 |
200 |
38 |
20 |
372 |
Uber Eats. |
1.3020 |
0.03553 |
255 |
192 |
49 |
14 |
373 |
I'm over the fly thing. |
1.3019 |
0.03743 |
212 |
157 |
46 |
9 |
374 |
Do you have a Pepcid ? |
1.3017 |
0.03688 |
232 |
174 |
46 |
12 |
375 |
How d’ya like my new pad? |
1.3016 |
0.03624 |
252 |
191 |
46 |
15 |
376 |
I was going to carpet my pad in astroturf, but then I thought, "What am I thinking?!" |
1.3012 |
0.03697 |
249 |
190 |
43 |
16 |
377 |
I got the special with pepperoni and pond scum. |
1.3009 |
0.04004 |
226 |
175 |
34 |
17 |
378 |
Time to learn about fractions. |
1.3008 |
0.03637 |
246 |
186 |
46 |
14 |
379 |
...and it really attracts the flies! |
1.3004 |
0.03525 |
243 |
181 |
51 |
11 |
380 |
I asked for flies, but the anchovies aren’t bad |
1.3004 |
0.03525 |
243 |
181 |
51 |
11 |
381 |
I call it the pizza pad! |
1.3004 |
0.03612 |
253 |
192 |
46 |
15 |
382 |
I found one with everything on it. |
1.2996 |
0.03758 |
247 |
190 |
40 |
17 |
383 |
Whatever you do, don’t order their thin crust. |
1.2996 |
0.04038 |
227 |
177 |
32 |
18 |
384 |
I'm pretty happy with my new Bachelor Pad. |
1.2992 |
0.03768 |
254 |
197 |
38 |
19 |
385 |
It would be weirder if it had pineapple. |
1.2991 |
0.03808 |
234 |
179 |
40 |
15 |
386 |
Hey, I AM a New Yorker! How could you tell? |
1.2991 |
0.03759 |
234 |
178 |
42 |
14 |
387 |
I think outside the box. |
1.2991 |
0.04106 |
214 |
166 |
32 |
16 |
388 |
I need to get across the pond in 30 minutes or less. |
1.2989 |
0.03491 |
261 |
197 |
50 |
14 |
389 |
Any anchovies around here? |
1.2985 |
0.04176 |
201 |
155 |
32 |
14 |
390 |
Otherwise, I would never stop at just one slice. |
1.2984 |
0.03685 |
258 |
199 |
41 |
18 |
391 |
Five slices from now I'll be homeless. |
1.2982 |
0.04022 |
228 |
178 |
32 |
18 |
392 |
My nephew went to New York and all I got was this lousy novelty lily pad. |
1.2980 |
0.03595 |
245 |
185 |
47 |
13 |
393 |
Oh man! There was a vegan option? |
1.2980 |
0.03820 |
245 |
190 |
37 |
18 |
394 |
Dinner’s at my pad. |
1.2979 |
0.03697 |
235 |
178 |
44 |
13 |
395 |
I’m trying to stay on top of what I eat. |
1.2978 |
0.03755 |
225 |
170 |
43 |
12 |
396 |
My wife calls it a midlife crisis, but I’ve always wanted an Italian ride |
1.2978 |
0.03807 |
225 |
171 |
41 |
13 |
397 |
Mosquito and Mozzarella, want a slice? |
1.2977 |
0.04246 |
215 |
170 |
26 |
19 |
398 |
I called and had it delivered. |
1.2975 |
0.03717 |
242 |
185 |
42 |
15 |
399 |
I traded up for a Chicago style." |
1.2974 |
0.03873 |
195 |
145 |
42 |
8 |
400 |
Not to sound cheesy, but how about you hop on over to my pad tonight? |
1.2974 |
0.03728 |
232 |
176 |
43 |
13 |
401 |
Actually, I wished for a place on the piazza." |
1.2974 |
0.03827 |
232 |
178 |
39 |
15 |
402 |
I’ve tried Chicago and California, but nothing floats like New York style. |
1.2974 |
0.04017 |
232 |
182 |
31 |
19 |
403 |
You just can't beat a heated seat. |
1.2973 |
0.03894 |
222 |
170 |
38 |
14 |
404 |
Will you be my extra topping? |
1.2972 |
0.03818 |
249 |
194 |
36 |
19 |
405 |
Nah, it’s just DiGiorno. |
1.2969 |
0.03810 |
229 |
175 |
40 |
14 |
406 |
What? I'm half Italian. |
1.2969 |
0.03910 |
229 |
177 |
36 |
16 |
407 |
I’m afraid if I eat it, I’ll croak. |
1.2969 |
0.03532 |
256 |
194 |
48 |
14 |
408 |
I hate sticking out like a sore thumb but the oil does wonders for my hemorrhoids |
1.2968 |
0.04237 |
219 |
174 |
25 |
20 |
409 |
My trip to Italy really changed me. |
1.2967 |
0.04115 |
209 |
162 |
32 |
15 |
410 |
It's bayou style, thin and soggy. |
1.2966 |
0.03634 |
236 |
178 |
46 |
12 |
411 |
I opted for the seat warmer edition. |
1.2965 |
0.03895 |
226 |
174 |
37 |
15 |
412 |
Climate change is making lily pads harder and harder to find. These things are all over Manhattan. |
1.2965 |
0.03844 |
226 |
173 |
39 |
14 |
413 |
It’s plastic, but it fools the flies. |
1.2960 |
0.03632 |
250 |
191 |
44 |
15 |
414 |
I bought it on Craig’s List from a rat in New York. |
1.2958 |
0.04003 |
213 |
164 |
35 |
14 |
415 |
Home Depot said it would take two weeks to deliver a pad, so I just called Dominos. |
1.2957 |
0.03991 |
230 |
180 |
32 |
18 |
416 |
Do you think it’s too cheesy? |
1.2957 |
0.03643 |
230 |
173 |
46 |
11 |
417 |
Pizza floats. Who knew? |
1.2955 |
0.03380 |
247 |
183 |
55 |
9 |
418 |
It's my summer pad. |
1.2955 |
0.03476 |
247 |
185 |
51 |
11 |
419 |
It’s hard to find a good one outside New York. |
1.2954 |
0.03766 |
237 |
182 |
40 |
15 |
420 |
How about we share your pad and eat mine? |
1.2953 |
0.03760 |
254 |
198 |
37 |
19 |
421 |
The cartoonist has a deadline |
1.2952 |
0.04076 |
227 |
179 |
29 |
19 |
422 |
It comes with flies. |
1.2950 |
0.03607 |
261 |
201 |
43 |
17 |
423 |
Frogaro. Frogaro. Frogaro. Frogaro. |
1.2949 |
0.04003 |
217 |
168 |
34 |
15 |
424 |
My 26andMe results came back. Turns out I’m Italian. |
1.2949 |
0.04109 |
217 |
170 |
30 |
17 |
425 |
The usual—pepperoni and extra crickets. |
1.2948 |
0.03833 |
251 |
197 |
34 |
20 |
426 |
I decided to upgrade. |
1.2948 |
0.03392 |
251 |
187 |
54 |
10 |
427 |
Confession: it’s DiGornio |
1.2947 |
0.04023 |
207 |
159 |
35 |
13 |
428 |
I can’t be amphibious for another half hour. |
1.2946 |
0.04065 |
224 |
176 |
30 |
18 |
429 |
Next time, extra flies. |
1.2946 |
0.03767 |
241 |
186 |
39 |
16 |
430 |
After all that swimming I did last week, I can have my cheat day today. |
1.2943 |
0.03568 |
265 |
204 |
44 |
17 |
431 |
New York City. You? |
1.2939 |
0.03865 |
228 |
176 |
37 |
15 |
432 |
I really think that the cauliflower crust makes for a lighter pad. |
1.2939 |
0.03606 |
228 |
171 |
47 |
10 |
433 |
The fly drawing capacity alone... |
1.2936 |
0.03687 |
235 |
179 |
43 |
13 |
434 |
As soon as I quit eating flies I felt better and had more energy. |
1.2936 |
0.03784 |
235 |
181 |
39 |
15 |
435 |
I always ask for lots of garlic -- keeps the herons away." |
1.2936 |
0.03784 |
235 |
181 |
39 |
15 |
436 |
Is it really that obvious that I just came back from New York? |
1.2936 |
0.03825 |
218 |
166 |
40 |
12 |
437 |
The thin crust was kind of a game changer. |
1.2934 |
0.03566 |
242 |
183 |
47 |
12 |
438 |
Today's my cheat day. |
1.2932 |
0.03452 |
249 |
187 |
51 |
11 |
439 |
You won’t believe how many flies this thing pulls in. |
1.2930 |
0.03609 |
256 |
197 |
43 |
16 |
440 |
I wish you would see me as a friend and not a topping. |
1.2928 |
0.03986 |
222 |
173 |
33 |
16 |
441 |
This model is guaranteed to attract flies. |
1.2928 |
0.03667 |
222 |
167 |
45 |
10 |
442 |
I tried Chicago-style, but it kept sinking. |
1.2927 |
0.03479 |
246 |
185 |
50 |
11 |
443 |
I got tired of just flies. |
1.2927 |
0.03573 |
246 |
187 |
46 |
13 |
444 |
You’ be hopping, I’ll be topping |
1.2926 |
0.04363 |
188 |
147 |
27 |
14 |
445 |
I tried deep dish, but it just sank. |
1.2925 |
0.04118 |
212 |
166 |
30 |
16 |
446 |
My ex-husband got the slice in our divorce. |
1.2922 |
0.03754 |
219 |
166 |
42 |
11 |
447 |
I’m counting on this being a more attractive proposition than just “kiss a frog”. |
1.2922 |
0.04075 |
219 |
172 |
30 |
17 |
448 |
I don't suppose you know how to get mozzarella out of an asshole, do you? |
1.2921 |
0.04262 |
202 |
159 |
27 |
16 |
449 |
I keep burning my tongue. |
1.2920 |
0.03753 |
250 |
195 |
37 |
18 |
450 |
I took it from a camper...floats like a lilly pad but attracts more flies. |
1.2920 |
0.03796 |
250 |
196 |
35 |
19 |
451 |
Yes, it does get cold quickly, but it attracts plenty of flies. |
1.2918 |
0.03851 |
233 |
181 |
36 |
16 |
452 |
The idea is to get their minds off of French food. |
1.2915 |
0.03954 |
247 |
197 |
28 |
22 |
453 |
I know it's a bit cheesy, but I like the color. |
1.2913 |
0.03786 |
206 |
155 |
42 |
9 |
454 |
Admitting privilege is a burden I have learned to live with. |
1.2911 |
0.03763 |
213 |
161 |
42 |
10 |
455 |
...and you thought all frogs were French. |
1.2911 |
0.04047 |
213 |
166 |
32 |
15 |
456 |
No really - I found it in a big white box on the grass - thought it was from you! |
1.2905 |
0.03617 |
241 |
184 |
44 |
13 |
457 |
Better to attract flies. |
1.2903 |
0.03593 |
248 |
190 |
44 |
14 |
458 |
Did my wife and I enjoy our trip to Naples? I guess you could say that. |
1.2902 |
0.03800 |
224 |
172 |
39 |
13 |
459 |
Fearing for their legs, my parents fled France for Italy |
1.2898 |
0.03932 |
245 |
195 |
29 |
21 |
460 |
Yeah. I didn't know lily pads came with toppings either. |
1.2896 |
0.03613 |
221 |
166 |
46 |
9 |
461 |
I'm a hopping topping |
1.2895 |
0.03953 |
228 |
179 |
32 |
17 |
462 |
I went with anchovies. They attract flies. |
1.2891 |
0.03600 |
256 |
198 |
42 |
16 |
463 |
The thick crust would have been more comfortable. |
1.2890 |
0.03643 |
218 |
164 |
45 |
9 |
464 |
The fly topping makes it perfect |
1.2890 |
0.03923 |
218 |
169 |
35 |
14 |
465 |
From Italy. Why do you ask? |
1.2890 |
0.03868 |
218 |
168 |
37 |
13 |
466 |
I won’t lie, the jalapeños are killing me. |
1.2889 |
0.03889 |
225 |
175 |
35 |
15 |
467 |
So are you going to eat the rest of that?! |
1.2889 |
0.03625 |
225 |
170 |
45 |
10 |
468 |
Why don’t you order the Pad Thai? |
1.2889 |
0.03733 |
225 |
172 |
41 |
12 |
469 |
Next delivery order, remind me, NO jalapeño peppers! |
1.2889 |
0.03889 |
225 |
175 |
35 |
15 |
470 |
Welcome to my little slice of heaven. |
1.2888 |
0.03998 |
232 |
184 |
29 |
19 |
471 |
everything is better since i discovered edibles... |
1.2888 |
0.04369 |
187 |
147 |
26 |
14 |
472 |
Mine's got anchovies |
1.2887 |
0.03535 |
239 |
181 |
47 |
11 |
473 |
It was OK but I ordered grasshopper topping and they sent pepperoni |
1.2886 |
0.03609 |
246 |
189 |
43 |
14 |
474 |
It's a rescue pizza |
1.2886 |
0.03904 |
201 |
153 |
38 |
10 |
475 |
Yes, I am of Italian descent. Why do you ask? |
1.2885 |
0.03994 |
208 |
161 |
34 |
13 |
476 |
The best part is home delivery. |
1.2885 |
0.03816 |
208 |
158 |
40 |
10 |
477 |
Who ate your slice? |
1.2883 |
0.03819 |
222 |
171 |
38 |
13 |
478 |
You wouldn't believe how much better it floats with a stuffed crust. |
1.2882 |
0.03635 |
229 |
174 |
44 |
11 |
479 |
Of course it's a thin crust. I'm a frog, but I'm not stupid. |
1.2881 |
0.03663 |
236 |
181 |
42 |
13 |
480 |
I ordered extra flies |
1.2878 |
0.03913 |
205 |
157 |
37 |
11 |
481 |
I just have to figure out how to have my pie and eat it too. |
1.2877 |
0.03686 |
219 |
166 |
43 |
10 |
482 |
And it even attracts flies! |
1.2876 |
0.04023 |
226 |
179 |
29 |
18 |
483 |
'Pizza Pad is just more alliterative |
1.2876 |
0.03643 |
233 |
178 |
43 |
12 |
484 |
And, when I sign up three more frogs I get a free pie with flies. |
1.2875 |
0.03715 |
240 |
186 |
39 |
15 |
485 |
You can get one on DoorDash |
1.2875 |
0.03422 |
240 |
180 |
51 |
9 |
486 |
I used to be a prince in an Italian restaurant. What’s your story? |
1.2871 |
0.03823 |
202 |
153 |
40 |
9 |
487 |
I'm an Italian exchange student. |
1.2871 |
0.03978 |
209 |
162 |
34 |
13 |
488 |
Man, this pepperoni stings a little. |
1.2870 |
0.03888 |
216 |
167 |
36 |
13 |
489 |
The sub sank. |
1.2870 |
0.03775 |
230 |
178 |
38 |
14 |
490 |
I told you not to order it plain. |
1.2864 |
0.03645 |
206 |
154 |
45 |
7 |
491 |
And then I says, 'I'll tell you who puts frog's legs on pizza'? |
1.2864 |
0.04144 |
213 |
169 |
27 |
17 |
492 |
It was between this and PacMan |
1.2863 |
0.03958 |
227 |
179 |
31 |
17 |
493 |
This works better than the deep dish. |
1.2863 |
0.03729 |
234 |
181 |
39 |
14 |
494 |
Sometimes you get what you knead. |
1.2863 |
0.03654 |
241 |
186 |
41 |
14 |
495 |
Yeah, I gave up on bagels. Kept slipping through the hole. |
1.2857 |
0.04519 |
189 |
152 |
20 |
17 |
496 |
I love Pac Man and I love Pizza. Any other questions? |
1.2857 |
0.03784 |
210 |
160 |
40 |
10 |
497 |
I need some variety in my life before I croak. |
1.2851 |
0.03793 |
228 |
177 |
37 |
14 |
498 |
It's cheese and flies
and they deliver. |
1.2850 |
0.03907 |
200 |
153 |
37 |
10 |
499 |
Tastes like flies. |
1.2846 |
0.03531 |
253 |
195 |
44 |
14 |
500 |
I didn't want to come to New York and look like a tourist. |
1.2845 |
0.03858 |
239 |
189 |
32 |
18 |
501 |
Soggy pizza draws more flies, period. |
1.2845 |
0.03671 |
239 |
185 |
40 |
14 |
502 |
One more slice and I’m gonna croak |
1.2845 |
0.03646 |
232 |
178 |
42 |
12 |
503 |
My trip to Italy was an inspiration! |
1.2844 |
0.03826 |
225 |
175 |
36 |
14 |
504 |
Yes, I was once an Italian prince. |
1.2844 |
0.03911 |
218 |
170 |
34 |
14 |
505 |
It's my little slice of heaven. |
1.2844 |
0.03911 |
218 |
170 |
34 |
14 |
506 |
I know, I know. Don't sit where you eat. |
1.2844 |
0.04112 |
211 |
167 |
28 |
16 |
507 |
How did you know I was Italian? |
1.2844 |
0.03828 |
211 |
162 |
38 |
11 |
508 |
I got the upgrade. |
1.2844 |
0.03708 |
211 |
160 |
42 |
9 |
509 |
She slipped and kissed the pad. |
1.2843 |
0.04155 |
204 |
161 |
28 |
15 |
510 |
And it came with a little white plastic stool! |
1.2842 |
0.04217 |
183 |
142 |
30 |
11 |
511 |
It’s an Italian model. |
1.2841 |
0.03430 |
264 |
203 |
47 |
14 |
512 |
What else would I do with Chicago-style? |
1.2838 |
0.03879 |
229 |
180 |
33 |
16 |
513 |
It floats way better than those Chicago-style lily pads. |
1.2838 |
0.03807 |
222 |
172 |
37 |
13 |
514 |
Still vegan? |
1.2832 |
0.03913 |
226 |
178 |
32 |
16 |
515 |
Princesses who like pizza... seems like a sure thing. |
1.2832 |
0.03544 |
226 |
171 |
46 |
9 |
516 |
I know a guy. |
1.2832 |
0.03863 |
226 |
177 |
34 |
15 |
517 |
Just wait until Monet sees this! |
1.2830 |
0.03928 |
212 |
165 |
34 |
13 |
518 |
It's not bad, although the crust is a bit soggy |
1.2829 |
0.03580 |
205 |
153 |
46 |
6 |
519 |
I just got tired of eating out. |
1.2829 |
0.04137 |
205 |
162 |
28 |
15 |
520 |
just don't get the thin crust model |
1.2829 |
0.03960 |
205 |
159 |
34 |
12 |
521 |
Yeah, it looks tasty, but I ate a piece and nearly croaked. |
1.2829 |
0.03546 |
251 |
194 |
43 |
14 |
522 |
If you knw how much better pizza is than eating flies, you'd croak. |
1.2828 |
0.04180 |
198 |
156 |
28 |
14 |
523 |
So I see you are still a vegetarian. |
1.2827 |
0.03736 |
237 |
185 |
37 |
15 |
524 |
Why drain the swamp when you can gentrify it? |
1.2827 |
0.03688 |
237 |
184 |
39 |
14 |
525 |
I went for the upgrade. |
1.2826 |
0.03662 |
230 |
177 |
41 |
12 |
526 |
It could be worse. I could be pineapple. |
1.2825 |
0.03845 |
223 |
174 |
35 |
14 |
527 |
The Missus is into Italianate decor. |
1.2819 |
0.03693 |
227 |
175 |
40 |
12 |
528 |
I ordered it with extra flies! |
1.2818 |
0.03880 |
220 |
172 |
34 |
14 |
529 |
When they said 'free delivery' that clinched it |
1.2818 |
0.03985 |
220 |
174 |
30 |
16 |
530 |
It goes well with my line "Your pad, or mine?" |
1.2817 |
0.04023 |
213 |
168 |
30 |
15 |
531 |
Not the one on 53rd Street. This is from original Ray's. |
1.2816 |
0.03602 |
245 |
190 |
41 |
14 |
532 |
It's a better way to attract insects and princesses. |
1.2816 |
0.04003 |
206 |
161 |
32 |
13 |
533 |
It’s from my nephew in New York. |
1.2814 |
0.03648 |
231 |
178 |
41 |
12 |
534 |
Do you think this will soft-signal 'upper crust' to the princess? |
1.2812 |
0.03778 |
224 |
174 |
37 |
13 |
535 |
It makes me feel like a topping. |
1.2811 |
0.03805 |
217 |
168 |
37 |
12 |
536 |
It does have a soggy bottom. |
1.2811 |
0.03805 |
217 |
168 |
37 |
12 |
537 |
I love my pad, but my brother from Chicago says his is so much better. |
1.2810 |
0.04006 |
210 |
165 |
31 |
14 |
538 |
This is a test market. I’m a new topping. |
1.2808 |
0.04042 |
203 |
159 |
31 |
13 |
539 |
Cicero said that there is no arguing about matters of taste. |
1.2808 |
0.04042 |
203 |
159 |
31 |
13 |
540 |
I'd move, but the cheese and I are one now. |
1.2807 |
0.03626 |
228 |
175 |
42 |
11 |
541 |
Let's just agree to disagree, Frank. |
1.2805 |
0.03701 |
221 |
170 |
40 |
11 |
542 |
Enjoying my slice of real estate… |
1.2802 |
0.04222 |
182 |
142 |
29 |
11 |
543 |
You wouldn’t believe how my study abroad in Rome has changed me. |
1.2802 |
0.04149 |
182 |
141 |
31 |
10 |
544 |
I know it's non-traditional and frankly a little cheesy, but it was cheap, delivery was free, and there's no mortgage, so it's a bargain no matter how you slice it." |
1.2800 |
0.04143 |
200 |
158 |
28 |
14 |
545 |
Don’t make this a wedge issue. |
1.2800 |
0.04082 |
200 |
157 |
30 |
13 |
546 |
It’s called Grubhub. They deliver straight to your pad! |
1.2798 |
0.03733 |
218 |
168 |
39 |
11 |
547 |
So are you completely off dairy? |
1.2796 |
0.03756 |
211 |
162 |
39 |
10 |
548 |
My pad for dinner,Lily. |
1.2796 |
0.03874 |
211 |
164 |
35 |
12 |
549 |
Thank goodness the gator didn't like pepperoni. |
1.2796 |
0.03942 |
186 |
142 |
36 |
8 |
550 |
Sorry Kev, no tradesies. |
1.2796 |
0.04295 |
186 |
147 |
26 |
13 |
551 |
Sure, it was expensive, but these Italian jobs are real chick magnets. |
1.2794 |
0.04201 |
204 |
163 |
25 |
16 |
552 |
I already ate the anchovies. |
1.2794 |
0.03840 |
204 |
157 |
37 |
10 |
553 |
The secret is all in the water. |
1.2793 |
0.03687 |
222 |
171 |
40 |
11 |
554 |
It's the new model, a lily pie. |
1.2793 |
0.03742 |
222 |
172 |
38 |
12 |
555 |
It depends on how you slice it. |
1.2792 |
0.03796 |
197 |
150 |
39 |
8 |
556 |
I didn’t think we were in the delivery radius… |
1.2791 |
0.03708 |
215 |
165 |
40 |
10 |
557 |
Well, one day I thought ‘It’s got the right shape, why not make it LOOK like one too? Plus, it attracts flies! |
1.2789 |
0.04026 |
190 |
147 |
33 |
10 |
558 |
I'd happily do it all over again—except I'd put the cheese side down. |
1.2788 |
0.03642 |
226 |
174 |
41 |
11 |
559 |
This is why I prefer thick crust. |
1.2788 |
0.03642 |
226 |
174 |
41 |
11 |
560 |
I'll just need a ride home after dinner. |
1.2787 |
0.04129 |
183 |
142 |
31 |
10 |
561 |
You've never had Florida-style pizza? |
1.2786 |
0.03811 |
201 |
154 |
38 |
9 |
562 |
Who knew lily pads could be delivered in 30 minutes or less? |
1.2786 |
0.03811 |
201 |
154 |
38 |
9 |
563 |
Welcome to my bachelor pad. Next time bring beer! |
1.2784 |
0.03712 |
255 |
203 |
33 |
19 |
564 |
I found it floating around in a white box. |
1.2783 |
0.03972 |
212 |
167 |
31 |
14 |
565 |
I bought it with the residuals from that beer commercial we did a while back! |
1.2780 |
0.03834 |
223 |
175 |
34 |
14 |
566 |
Oh, really? I’m from Chicago. |
1.2780 |
0.03989 |
223 |
178 |
28 |
17 |
567 |
I was kissed by a principessa. |
1.2778 |
0.04105 |
198 |
156 |
29 |
13 |
568 |
My dad always told me to take a slice outta life. |
1.2778 |
0.03751 |
216 |
167 |
38 |
11 |
569 |
I kissed a dominos delivery guy! |
1.2778 |
0.03919 |
216 |
170 |
32 |
14 |
570 |
It's not delivery, it's DeLilypad |
1.2775 |
0.03894 |
209 |
163 |
34 |
12 |
571 |
Next week I'm gonna try out deep dish. |
1.2775 |
0.04209 |
191 |
151 |
27 |
13 |
572 |
Next, I'll show you the bed I got from Chicago. |
1.2775 |
0.04209 |
191 |
151 |
27 |
13 |
573 |
Keep your flies. I'll eat what I want til I croak. |
1.2773 |
0.03647 |
220 |
169 |
41 |
10 |
574 |
Don't get the deep dish, it'll sink. |
1.2772 |
0.03795 |
202 |
155 |
38 |
9 |
575 |
No, I’m pretty sure it’s “You catch more flies with a large cheese pie.” |
1.2770 |
0.03956 |
213 |
168 |
31 |
14 |
576 |
I’m really regretting ordering the pepper flakes about now. |
1.2769 |
0.04394 |
195 |
158 |
20 |
17 |
577 |
I like thinking out of the box. |
1.2767 |
0.03990 |
206 |
162 |
31 |
13 |
578 |
The princess said I have anchovy breath. |
1.2767 |
0.03745 |
206 |
158 |
39 |
9 |
579 |
How was I supposed to know that if I ate a piece I'd become a frog? |
1.2766 |
0.04386 |
188 |
151 |
22 |
15 |
580 |
Flies can't seem to resist the mozzarella. |
1.2766 |
0.03594 |
235 |
182 |
41 |
12 |
581 |
Yes, I'm Italian. Why do you ask? |
1.2765 |
0.03792 |
217 |
169 |
36 |
12 |
582 |
It took them 45 minutes, so it was free. |
1.2764 |
0.03760 |
246 |
196 |
32 |
18 |
583 |
Sure it's nice, but the rent and calories are ridiculous. |
1.2764 |
0.03830 |
199 |
153 |
37 |
9 |
584 |
So what if it's weird. The flies love it and the red stuff adds a little zing. |
1.2764 |
0.03960 |
199 |
155 |
33 |
11 |
585 |
When a pad hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.” |
1.2763 |
0.03922 |
228 |
182 |
29 |
17 |
586 |
This is much better than calzone. |
1.2760 |
0.03850 |
192 |
147 |
37 |
8 |
587 |
I like all the toppings but my favorite is flies. |
1.2760 |
0.04190 |
192 |
152 |
27 |
13 |
588 |
It’s my own little slice of heaven. |
1.2760 |
0.03921 |
192 |
148 |
35 |
9 |
589 |
We’re the newest topping at Pizza Hut! |
1.2760 |
0.03921 |
192 |
148 |
35 |
9 |
590 |
I can get you one in 30 minutes or less. |
1.2760 |
0.03352 |
250 |
191 |
49 |
10 |
591 |
What pizza party? |
1.2759 |
0.04264 |
203 |
164 |
22 |
17 |
592 |
I like the new fly stuffed crust. |
1.2759 |
0.03843 |
203 |
157 |
36 |
10 |
593 |
They finally came out with an extra thin, waterproof crust. |
1.2759 |
0.03725 |
232 |
182 |
36 |
14 |
594 |
The cartoonist was hungry. |
1.2755 |
0.04064 |
196 |
154 |
30 |
12 |
595 |
It's debatable, I can eat all the anchovies I want, but I have to be careful not to sit on hot peppers. |
1.2754 |
0.04031 |
207 |
164 |
29 |
14 |
596 |
Everything is better with cheese!" |
1.2754 |
0.03973 |
207 |
163 |
31 |
13 |
597 |
I hate cleaning the pad, so I order a new one every Friday. |
1.2752 |
0.03777 |
218 |
170 |
36 |
12 |
598 |
Maybe it's a bit cheesy, but I like it |
1.2752 |
0.03721 |
218 |
169 |
38 |
11 |
599 |
Keto wasn’t working for me. |
1.2751 |
0.04167 |
189 |
149 |
28 |
12 |
600 |
It attracts flies instantly. |
1.2750 |
0.03879 |
200 |
155 |
35 |
10 |
601 |
An Italian princess kissed me. |
1.2750 |
0.04068 |
200 |
158 |
29 |
13 |
602 |
My father's side was Italian. |
1.2748 |
0.03562 |
222 |
170 |
43 |
9 |
603 |
...and you can get these pads anytime, even in the winter |
1.2747 |
0.04417 |
182 |
146 |
22 |
14 |
604 |
These new personal pad pizzas are just so convenient, aren't they? |
1.2747 |
0.04133 |
182 |
142 |
30 |
10 |
605 |
Soon I’ll be underwater on this property. |
1.2746 |
0.04235 |
193 |
154 |
25 |
14 |
606 |
Whatsamatta, you never saw an Italian frog before? |
1.2745 |
0.03889 |
204 |
159 |
34 |
11 |
607 |
Just submit a caption! |
1.2745 |
0.04011 |
204 |
161 |
30 |
13 |
608 |
It helps attract the flies. |
1.2744 |
0.03695 |
215 |
166 |
39 |
10 |
609 |
Beats fly paper. |
1.2743 |
0.03683 |
226 |
176 |
38 |
12 |
610 |
I get a new one delivered twice a week. |
1.2741 |
0.03712 |
197 |
150 |
40 |
7 |
611 |
Mind you, that rat put up one hell of a fight. |
1.2741 |
0.04109 |
197 |
156 |
28 |
13 |
612 |
Jumped on today's special. |
1.2741 |
0.03781 |
197 |
151 |
38 |
8 |
613 |
I saw it in the Times, "5 Ways to Spice up your Pad" |
1.2737 |
0.04011 |
190 |
148 |
32 |
10 |
614 |
Since I learned that my grandmother was an Italian tree frog, I've been celebrating my heritage. |
1.2737 |
0.04147 |
190 |
150 |
28 |
12 |
615 |
I wanted a piazza, but architects always think they know better. |
1.2737 |
0.03941 |
190 |
147 |
34 |
9 |
616 |
When I was a prince….. |
1.2736 |
0.03731 |
201 |
154 |
39 |
8 |
617 |
Want to visit my pad? |
1.2732 |
0.03816 |
194 |
149 |
37 |
8 |
618 |
Uber delivered. |
1.2732 |
0.03682 |
205 |
157 |
40 |
8 |
619 |
It's amore. |
1.2732 |
0.03872 |
205 |
160 |
34 |
11 |
620 |
I turned over a new leaf. Now I'm vegetarian. |
1.2731 |
0.03701 |
238 |
188 |
35 |
15 |
621 |
A crocodile got one of my slices. Who got yours? |
1.2727 |
0.04028 |
198 |
156 |
30 |
12 |
622 |
So when the guy said they deliver anywhere, I figured "Why not?" |
1.2727 |
0.03939 |
209 |
165 |
31 |
13 |
623 |
But I'm sticking with algae for my topping. |
1.2727 |
0.03963 |
198 |
155 |
32 |
11 |
624 |
They grow in pizza parlors. |
1.2723 |
0.03360 |
224 |
169 |
49 |
6 |
625 |
The pepperoni really attracts the flies. |
1.2723 |
0.03829 |
213 |
167 |
34 |
12 |
626 |
I would love to eat it all but I am not a good swimmer! |
1.2723 |
0.03712 |
213 |
165 |
38 |
10 |
627 |
It's Detroit-style, so this must be Lake Michigan? |
1.2723 |
0.04033 |
202 |
160 |
29 |
13 |
628 |
It's actually NEO-Italianate. |
1.2723 |
0.04128 |
191 |
151 |
28 |
12 |
629 |
You must be vegan. |
1.2719 |
0.03548 |
228 |
176 |
42 |
10 |
630 |
My agent says it's the only way to snag a princess these days. |
1.2719 |
0.03707 |
228 |
179 |
36 |
13 |
631 |
Dude, you really gotta download GrubHub. |
1.2719 |
0.03945 |
217 |
173 |
29 |
15 |
632 |
Who knew they delivered furniture--and in thirty minutes or less? |
1.2718 |
0.03794 |
206 |
160 |
36 |
10 |
633 |
The cheese gets a little soggy; but as I see it, whatever floats your boat…. |
1.2718 |
0.04094 |
206 |
165 |
26 |
15 |
634 |
I decided to redecorate my pad . |
1.2718 |
0.03856 |
206 |
161 |
34 |
11 |
635 |
I just learned that pizza hues are more in line with my color palette. |
1.2717 |
0.03869 |
184 |
141 |
36 |
7 |
636 |
So yeah. I’m attracting more flies than you are! |
1.2714 |
0.03680 |
199 |
152 |
40 |
7 |
637 |
I'm leaving you for Luigi. |
1.2714 |
0.04010 |
199 |
157 |
30 |
12 |
638 |
I’ve got news for you. When it comes to attracting flies, a lily pad is no match for a pizza. |
1.2714 |
0.04195 |
199 |
160 |
24 |
15 |
639 |
Bayou dinner? |
1.2713 |
0.04171 |
188 |
149 |
27 |
12 |
640 |
I attract more flies this way. |
1.2713 |
0.04239 |
188 |
150 |
25 |
13 |
641 |
How about pizza and beer at my pad tonight? |
1.2710 |
0.03813 |
214 |
168 |
34 |
12 |
642 |
I'm from New York city. And you? |
1.2709 |
0.03891 |
203 |
159 |
33 |
11 |
643 |
I plan to use it as a pie-à-terre. |
1.2708 |
0.03689 |
192 |
146 |
40 |
6 |
644 |
I decided to live a little before I croak. |
1.2708 |
0.03905 |
192 |
149 |
34 |
9 |
645 |
I think she didn't realize how hungry she was when she drew this scene. |
1.2706 |
0.03929 |
218 |
174 |
29 |
15 |
646 |
Hop on over for a slice. |
1.2703 |
0.03851 |
185 |
142 |
36 |
7 |
647 |
The heating pad feature was extra. |
1.2703 |
0.03717 |
222 |
174 |
36 |
12 |
648 |
Thin crust, extra grasshoppers and it floats. |
1.2703 |
0.03825 |
222 |
176 |
32 |
14 |
649 |
It's tacky, but you should see the flies it attracts! |
1.2703 |
0.03878 |
222 |
177 |
30 |
15 |
650 |
I thought about pineapple, but no, too weird. |
1.2701 |
0.04185 |
211 |
172 |
21 |
18 |
651 |
I just hope I don't eat myself out of house and home. |
1.2701 |
0.04325 |
174 |
138 |
25 |
11 |
652 |
Yours provides better camouflage, but mine tastes better. |
1.2700 |
0.03798 |
200 |
155 |
36 |
9 |
653 |
What can I tell ya? I love thin crust! |
1.2700 |
0.03864 |
200 |
156 |
34 |
10 |
654 |
I owned a pizza joint until the server kissed me. |
1.2700 |
0.04054 |
200 |
159 |
28 |
13 |
655 |
I’m fine with it, as long as they don’t add pineapple. |
1.2700 |
0.04054 |
200 |
159 |
28 |
13 |
656 |
A little cheesy but it does the trick. |
1.2699 |
0.03393 |
226 |
172 |
47 |
7 |
657 |
The people in the tent keep swatting my flies so I took their pizza. |
1.2698 |
0.04285 |
189 |
152 |
23 |
14 |
658 |
I dream of things that never were and ask why not, ribbit. |
1.2698 |
0.03622 |
215 |
166 |
40 |
9 |
659 |
And pizza was my third wish |
1.2698 |
0.03798 |
215 |
169 |
34 |
12 |
660 |
I just tell them it’s for the prince. Works like a charm. |
1.2698 |
0.03622 |
215 |
166 |
40 |
9 |
661 |
Passing on the anchovies was really a moral choice. |
1.2697 |
0.04256 |
178 |
141 |
26 |
11 |
662 |
Another plus is that the anchovies attract flies. |
1.2697 |
0.04256 |
178 |
141 |
26 |
11 |
663 |
And then this rat appeared, took a slice and descended into the subway. No, "thank you" -- nothing. |
1.2696 |
0.03875 |
204 |
160 |
33 |
11 |
664 |
I think it looks cool, but the HOA is hopping mad. |
1.2696 |
0.03748 |
204 |
158 |
37 |
9 |
665 |
I've been eating at my own pad lately |
1.2692 |
0.03584 |
234 |
183 |
39 |
12 |
666 |
I'm so full I could croak. |
1.2692 |
0.03762 |
208 |
162 |
36 |
10 |
667 |
I met her on tinder, she's an interior designer. |
1.2690 |
0.03833 |
197 |
153 |
35 |
9 |
668 |
I tried pepperoni, but the margherita floats better. |
1.2690 |
0.03833 |
197 |
153 |
35 |
9 |
669 |
You gotta try New York style. |
1.2687 |
0.03648 |
201 |
154 |
40 |
7 |
670 |
They didn't want to do delivery, but I told them I'd croak if they didn't get it here soon. |
1.2684 |
0.03853 |
190 |
147 |
35 |
8 |
671 |
AI is still learning what 'slice of life' means. |
1.2683 |
0.04098 |
205 |
165 |
25 |
15 |
672 |
How did you know I'm Italian? |
1.2680 |
0.03869 |
194 |
151 |
34 |
9 |
673 |
I always wanted an Italian pad. |
1.2680 |
0.04071 |
194 |
154 |
28 |
12 |
674 |
It's just like my pad in Italy. |
1.2680 |
0.03938 |
194 |
152 |
32 |
10 |
675 |
So all he wanted from me was my legs! |
1.2680 |
0.04136 |
194 |
155 |
26 |
13 |
676 |
My mom brought it back from New York! |
1.2679 |
0.04425 |
168 |
134 |
23 |
11 |
677 |
After learning gluten free floats, it was a no brainer. |
1.2678 |
0.04022 |
183 |
143 |
31 |
9 |
678 |
I kissed a lily pad, try it! |
1.2677 |
0.03680 |
198 |
152 |
39 |
7 |
679 |
I'm trying not to eat myself out of house and home. |
1.2676 |
0.03816 |
213 |
168 |
33 |
12 |
680 |
This is about right for the swamps of Jersey. |
1.2674 |
0.03963 |
187 |
146 |
32 |
9 |
681 |
My last one was a cookie and that didn't end so well. |
1.2673 |
0.04018 |
202 |
161 |
28 |
13 |
682 |
It keeps my butt warm, that’s why. |
1.2673 |
0.03830 |
202 |
158 |
34 |
10 |
683 |
I call it pizza on the pond. |
1.2673 |
0.03709 |
217 |
170 |
36 |
11 |
684 |
Makes more sense than putting pineapple on it. |
1.2672 |
0.03599 |
232 |
182 |
38 |
12 |
685 |
I’m upgrading my pad. |
1.2672 |
0.03547 |
232 |
181 |
40 |
11 |
686 |
It's OK for now, but I really want to trade up to a lasagna. |
1.2670 |
0.03907 |
191 |
149 |
33 |
9 |
687 |
It arrived fifteen minutes late, so it was free. |
1.2670 |
0.04045 |
191 |
151 |
29 |
11 |
688 |
Processed cheese helps it float. |
1.2670 |
0.03520 |
206 |
157 |
43 |
6 |
689 |
This pepperoni is burning my ass. |
1.2670 |
0.03963 |
206 |
164 |
29 |
13 |
690 |
It's called product placement. |
1.2670 |
0.03779 |
206 |
161 |
35 |
10 |
691 |
It’s Mid-century modern. |
1.2667 |
0.03416 |
195 |
146 |
46 |
3 |
692 |
I got only the first of my three wishes, but I never regretted it. |
1.2667 |
0.03783 |
195 |
151 |
36 |
8 |
693 |
It attracts flies _and_ females! |
1.2667 |
0.04063 |
180 |
141 |
30 |
9 |
694 |
Want to come over and watch the game? |
1.2664 |
0.03733 |
229 |
182 |
33 |
14 |
695 |
Only once did I order it with jalapenos. |
1.2664 |
0.03499 |
214 |
164 |
43 |
7 |
696 |
The problem comes when you haven't eaten for a while. |
1.2664 |
0.03914 |
214 |
171 |
29 |
14 |
697 |
More buoyancy than pad thai. |
1.2663 |
0.03931 |
199 |
157 |
31 |
11 |
698 |
You got to get the anchovies. |
1.2663 |
0.03928 |
184 |
143 |
33 |
8 |
699 |
I thought it was time to redecorate,
and there was free delivery on first orders. |
1.2663 |
0.04155 |
169 |
132 |
29 |
8 |
700 |
Never order the jalapeno. |
1.2661 |
0.03970 |
218 |
176 |
26 |
16 |
701 |
I've christened it Moveable Feast. A prince like myself shouldn't be hindered by roots. |
1.2660 |
0.03945 |
188 |
147 |
32 |
9 |
702 |
I like the color but the pepperoni is burning my butt. |
1.2656 |
0.04026 |
192 |
152 |
29 |
11 |
703 |
They do deliver. But it costs more when they're swamped. |
1.2656 |
0.04094 |
192 |
153 |
27 |
12 |
704 |
I got the big-frog, small pond size. |
1.2656 |
0.03958 |
192 |
151 |
31 |
10 |
705 |
You want to come over to my pizza for a pad? |
1.2654 |
0.03834 |
211 |
167 |
32 |
12 |
706 |
At least you won't eat yourself out of house and home. |
1.2653 |
0.03624 |
196 |
150 |
40 |
6 |
707 |
Princesses, sure, but nobody ever warns you about getting a kiss from Chef Boyardee… |
1.2652 |
0.04337 |
181 |
146 |
22 |
13 |
708 |
It is amazing in attracting flies. |
1.2649 |
0.04199 |
185 |
148 |
25 |
12 |
709 |
Eating this stuff will make you croak. |
1.2648 |
0.03792 |
219 |
174 |
32 |
13 |
710 |
When the pad hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s anchovy! |
1.2647 |
0.03983 |
204 |
163 |
28 |
13 |
711 |
Yup,Froggie went a courtin’ with an Italian last night. |
1.2646 |
0.04335 |
189 |
154 |
20 |
15 |
712 |
How’s the vegan option? |
1.2646 |
0.03705 |
189 |
145 |
38 |
6 |
713 |
You’re still doing that bug diet? |
1.2644 |
0.03685 |
208 |
162 |
37 |
9 |
714 |
I’m from New Jersey, what about you? |
1.2643 |
0.03644 |
227 |
179 |
36 |
12 |
715 |
Some days I just feel like topping myself. |
1.2642 |
0.04008 |
193 |
153 |
29 |
11 |
716 |
Italian food sits well with me.
(by Walker Wilson, age 14) |
1.2642 |
0.04205 |
193 |
156 |
23 |
14 |
717 |
Wait 'til Matisse sees this! |
1.2640 |
0.04086 |
178 |
140 |
29 |
9 |
718 |
I'm tired of just floating by, I wanted a real piece of the pie! |
1.2640 |
0.03885 |
197 |
155 |
32 |
10 |
719 |
I figure, you can catch more flies with pizza than you can with water. |
1.2640 |
0.03951 |
197 |
156 |
30 |
11 |
720 |
I got it while I was still a prince. |
1.2640 |
0.03608 |
197 |
151 |
40 |
6 |
721 |
I wanted a new pad with an Italian flavor. |
1.2638 |
0.03402 |
235 |
182 |
44 |
9 |
722 |
Thanks, it IS a sweet pad, but also savory. |
1.2638 |
0.04248 |
163 |
128 |
27 |
8 |
723 |
The dough is comfortable and it floats well but the jalapeno peppers can be a little tough on the rear end. |
1.2637 |
0.03632 |
201 |
155 |
39 |
7 |
724 |
New York, you? |
1.2634 |
0.04026 |
205 |
165 |
26 |
14 |
725 |
I could sure go for a beer right now. |
1.2634 |
0.03564 |
224 |
175 |
39 |
10 |
726 |
Help yourself to the flies. |
1.2632 |
0.03731 |
209 |
164 |
35 |
10 |
727 |
When a frog hits your eye with a big piece of pie that’s amore. |
1.2632 |
0.04356 |
171 |
137 |
23 |
11 |
728 |
I needed something more tasteful. |
1.2632 |
0.03941 |
171 |
132 |
33 |
6 |
729 |
When in Rome . . . . |
1.2629 |
0.03853 |
194 |
152 |
33 |
9 |
730 |
You say pad; I say pizza. |
1.2629 |
0.03989 |
194 |
154 |
29 |
11 |
731 |
Sorry if that last ribbit tasted of garlic" |
1.2627 |
0.03810 |
217 |
173 |
31 |
13 |
732 |
…and they delivered it in 30 minutes. |
1.2626 |
0.03663 |
198 |
153 |
38 |
7 |
733 |
Everything tastes better on pizza. |
1.2626 |
0.03801 |
198 |
155 |
34 |
9 |
734 |
... not only that. I caught and swallowed the delivery drone. |
1.2626 |
0.04363 |
179 |
145 |
21 |
13 |
735 |
I can have my pad and eat it too |
1.2626 |
0.04065 |
179 |
141 |
29 |
9 |
736 |
You were right, they deliver anywhere! |
1.2624 |
0.03815 |
202 |
159 |
33 |
10 |
737 |
I just wish this pond was made of beer. |
1.2623 |
0.04005 |
183 |
144 |
30 |
9 |
738 |
You like flies, I prefer pizza. |
1.2623 |
0.03929 |
183 |
143 |
32 |
8 |
739 |
That edible kicking in yet? |
1.2623 |
0.04223 |
183 |
147 |
24 |
12 |
740 |
I love the smell of oregano in the morning . . . |
1.2622 |
0.04044 |
164 |
127 |
31 |
6 |
741 |
I see you’re on that new, plant-based diet. |
1.2621 |
0.03949 |
206 |
165 |
28 |
13 |
742 |
They forgot my diet croak. |
1.2621 |
0.04797 |
145 |
117 |
18 |
10 |
743 |
The pineapple really brings the flies in. |
1.2620 |
0.04018 |
187 |
148 |
29 |
10 |
744 |
It's mating season, and I only have a few slices left, so are you interested or not? |
1.2618 |
0.03960 |
191 |
151 |
30 |
10 |
745 |
I should have ordered the thick crust |
1.2618 |
0.03960 |
191 |
151 |
30 |
10 |
746 |
A little dairy is not going to kill you. |
1.2616 |
0.03921 |
172 |
133 |
33 |
6 |
747 |
It's seaworthy as long as I don't add any toppings. |
1.2614 |
0.04028 |
176 |
138 |
30 |
8 |
748 |
Like they say, once you've been to Europe, your whole perspective changes. |
1.2614 |
0.04186 |
176 |
140 |
26 |
10 |
749 |
It’s a Sicilian pad. |
1.2614 |
0.04108 |
176 |
139 |
28 |
9 |
750 |
Still this much less weird than pineapple on pizza. |
1.2613 |
0.03850 |
199 |
157 |
32 |
10 |
751 |
It’s my pizza pad |
1.2613 |
0.03522 |
222 |
173 |
40 |
9 |
752 |
Totally a chick magnet, dude. |
1.2613 |
0.03906 |
222 |
180 |
26 |
16 |
753 |
New Yorkers keep trying to fold it on me. |
1.2611 |
0.03889 |
180 |
140 |
33 |
7 |
754 |
Thanks. I painted it myself. |
1.2611 |
0.03668 |
203 |
158 |
37 |
8 |
755 |
The chicks are loving my new pad |
1.2611 |
0.03734 |
203 |
159 |
35 |
9 |
756 |
Cut the crap—there’s no such thing as a pepperoni shark. |
1.2609 |
0.04049 |
207 |
168 |
24 |
15 |
757 |
There's plenty to eat at my pad. |
1.2609 |
0.03510 |
184 |
139 |
42 |
3 |
758 |
But I never eat more than one slice. |
1.2606 |
0.03854 |
188 |
147 |
33 |
8 |
759 |
What makes you think I'm from New York? |
1.2606 |
0.04139 |
188 |
151 |
25 |
12 |
760 |
It turns out that nobody likes toad pizza. |
1.2606 |
0.03999 |
188 |
149 |
29 |
10 |
761 |
Actually, to me it tastes a lot like chicken . |
1.2605 |
0.03653 |
215 |
169 |
36 |
10 |
762 |
Then one day I thought, why not “pizza pad?” |
1.2604 |
0.04078 |
192 |
154 |
26 |
12 |
763 |
On the plus side, they got it here in under 30 minutes. |
1.2604 |
0.03872 |
192 |
151 |
32 |
9 |
764 |
Good, but the crust's a little soggy |
1.2604 |
0.03872 |
192 |
151 |
32 |
9 |
765 |
It’s a fly magnet. |
1.2602 |
0.03886 |
196 |
155 |
31 |
10 |
766 |
Yes, but does YOUR lily pad come with anchovies? |
1.2602 |
0.04019 |
196 |
157 |
27 |
12 |
767 |
You ordered the vegan? |
1.2602 |
0.03886 |
196 |
155 |
31 |
10 |
768 |
This way, if anyone comes after my legs, they'll get distracted. |
1.2599 |
0.03840 |
227 |
184 |
27 |
16 |
769 |
Well, Frank, we can now add buoyancy to the long list of reasons why New York style is far superior to Chicago style. |
1.2599 |
0.04317 |
177 |
143 |
22 |
12 |
770 |
At least I can eat myself out of house and home! |
1.2597 |
0.04175 |
181 |
145 |
25 |
11 |
771 |
I told you I’d be rolling in the dough one day |
1.2597 |
0.04248 |
181 |
146 |
23 |
12 |
772 |
The good thing is, it attracts flies. |
1.2596 |
0.03794 |
208 |
165 |
32 |
11 |
773 |
You have to pay extra but it's totally worth it. |
1.2593 |
0.04051 |
189 |
151 |
27 |
11 |
774 |
Yelp said pies and flies. |
1.2593 |
0.04513 |
162 |
131 |
20 |
11 |
775 |
Pad Thai pizza is pretty good. |
1.2593 |
0.03762 |
189 |
147 |
35 |
7 |
776 |
Just ask for their cheapest pizza. After it floats a couple of days it will draw enough flies that you can stuff yourself and never say thank you. |
1.2593 |
0.03639 |
216 |
170 |
36 |
10 |
777 |
I ordered it through Grub-Hop. |
1.2593 |
0.03980 |
189 |
150 |
29 |
10 |
778 |
It’s called a pizza lily. |
1.2593 |
0.03980 |
189 |
150 |
29 |
10 |
779 |
i ate the wrong mushroom |
1.2591 |
0.03563 |
193 |
148 |
40 |
5 |
780 |
It's slightly used, but functional. |
1.2591 |
0.03784 |
193 |
151 |
34 |
8 |
781 |
I'm sorry but my New York lily pad beats your New Jersey lily pad any day of the week. |
1.2590 |
0.04180 |
166 |
131 |
27 |
8 |
782 |
I've always liked thinking outside the boc |
1.2589 |
0.03935 |
197 |
157 |
29 |
11 |
783 |
Is this the Rubicon? |
1.2588 |
0.03851 |
170 |
131 |
34 |
5 |
784 |
I’m trying to evolve, Mort.” |
1.2586 |
0.04365 |
174 |
141 |
21 |
12 |
785 |
I don’t know. A guy got out of a car, and dropped it off. |
1.2586 |
0.04131 |
174 |
138 |
27 |
9 |
786 |
"So I told this genie that I wanted a little pizzazz in my life." |
1.2584 |
0.04067 |
178 |
141 |
28 |
9 |
787 |
You just gotta ask for a crisp crust |
1.2584 |
0.03908 |
178 |
139 |
32 |
7 |
788 |
This attracts more flies |
1.2582 |
0.04006 |
182 |
144 |
29 |
9 |
789 |
And my mom always told me that I can’t just live on pizza. |
1.2582 |
0.04081 |
182 |
145 |
27 |
10 |
790 |
What makes you think I’m on the sauce again? |
1.2582 |
0.04227 |
182 |
147 |
23 |
12 |
791 |
I just wait for the flies to stick. |
1.2582 |
0.03772 |
182 |
141 |
35 |
6 |
792 |
As a prince I’d say, ‘Hold the anchovies,’ but not anymore. |
1.2582 |
0.04006 |
182 |
144 |
29 |
9 |
793 |
I got an audition for a Domino's commercial. |
1.2581 |
0.03740 |
217 |
173 |
32 |
12 |
794 |
And, it arrived in less than 30 minutes. |
1.2577 |
0.03837 |
194 |
153 |
32 |
9 |
795 |
Actually I like it better cold. |
1.2577 |
0.03622 |
194 |
150 |
38 |
6 |
796 |
I know it’s cheesy, but there’s no place like home. |
1.2576 |
0.03918 |
198 |
158 |
29 |
11 |
797 |
I'm trying out this new pizzatarian diet. |
1.2576 |
0.03646 |
198 |
154 |
37 |
7 |
798 |
Essential oils from sausage and pepperoni create a nuanced, ineffable iridescence at sunset -- and resist sinking. |
1.2574 |
0.04050 |
202 |
164 |
24 |
14 |
799 |
Welcome to Lake Como |
1.2573 |
0.04175 |
171 |
136 |
26 |
9 |
800 |
I'm enjoying a slice of life. |
1.2573 |
0.03749 |
206 |
163 |
33 |
10 |
801 |
I took a gap year as a pollywog, and it broadened my horizons. |
1.2571 |
0.03947 |
175 |
137 |
31 |
7 |
802 |
It works until your hungry. |
1.2571 |
0.04189 |
175 |
140 |
25 |
10 |
803 |
I’m channeling Life of Pi. |
1.2570 |
0.03968 |
179 |
141 |
30 |
8 |
804 |
Stop calling me the topping! |
1.2568 |
0.03910 |
183 |
144 |
31 |
8 |
805 |
I’ve been voted second worst topping after pineapple. |
1.2568 |
0.04347 |
183 |
150 |
19 |
14 |
806 |
I ordered mine with cheese and extra flies. What did you get? |
1.2568 |
0.03986 |
183 |
145 |
29 |
9 |
807 |
It brings the whole pond together, man. |
1.2567 |
0.03855 |
187 |
147 |
32 |
8 |
808 |
True it gets soggy but it makes my butt smell good |
1.2565 |
0.03873 |
191 |
151 |
31 |
9 |
809 |
Costco. They have two styles to choose from. |
1.2565 |
0.04013 |
191 |
153 |
27 |
11 |
810 |
If anyone else tells me it looks cheesy, I will croak! |
1.2565 |
0.04148 |
191 |
155 |
23 |
13 |
811 |
You want to come over to my pad for dinner? |
1.2564 |
0.03606 |
195 |
151 |
38 |
6 |
812 |
The flies stick to the cheese. |
1.2563 |
0.03768 |
199 |
157 |
33 |
9 |
813 |
Yeah, it’s a little uncomfortable but it’s worth it for the flies. |
1.2563 |
0.03834 |
199 |
158 |
31 |
10 |
814 |
Want to come back to my calzone? |
1.2563 |
0.03834 |
199 |
158 |
31 |
10 |
815 |
I prefer anchovies to flies actually. |
1.2563 |
0.04091 |
199 |
162 |
23 |
14 |
816 |
You could always get "pad thai" if you feel jealous. |
1.2563 |
0.03890 |
160 |
123 |
33 |
4 |
817 |
It was either this or pasta. |
1.2562 |
0.03847 |
203 |
162 |
30 |
11 |
818 |
It’s New York style. |
1.2562 |
0.03847 |
203 |
162 |
30 |
11 |
819 |
My secret for the perfect crust is having water flown in from New York. |
1.2562 |
0.04032 |
203 |
165 |
24 |
14 |
820 |
When did you go GREEN? |
1.2561 |
0.04114 |
164 |
129 |
28 |
7 |
821 |
Man, it attracts bugs like crazy! |
1.2558 |
0.03812 |
172 |
133 |
34 |
5 |
822 |
Florida ruled my lily pad inappropriate for tadpoles. |
1.2558 |
0.04235 |
172 |
138 |
24 |
10 |
823 |
What do you mean my legs probably taste like chicken? |
1.2557 |
0.04468 |
176 |
145 |
17 |
14 |
824 |
Yea, they make skins for lily pads now. You wouldn’t believe how well this one attracts flies. |
1.2557 |
0.03927 |
176 |
138 |
31 |
7 |
825 |
When the moon hit my thigh like a big pizza pie…oh never mind; will you marry me?” |
1.2557 |
0.04009 |
176 |
139 |
29 |
8 |
826 |
What would you have wished for? |
1.2557 |
0.04395 |
176 |
144 |
19 |
13 |
827 |
If I give you a slice I'll Sink! |
1.2557 |
0.03843 |
176 |
137 |
33 |
6 |
828 |
Yeah, you could say I’m doing alright. |
1.2556 |
0.04027 |
180 |
143 |
28 |
9 |
829 |
Somehow my croaking was translated by AI as 'pepperoni' . . . the rest is history. |
1.2554 |
0.03815 |
184 |
144 |
33 |
7 |
830 |
It's actually a mouse pad. |
1.2554 |
0.03815 |
184 |
144 |
33 |
7 |
831 |
Come on over! I just redecorated my pad! |
1.2553 |
0.04053 |
188 |
151 |
26 |
11 |
832 |
And if it doesn't come in 30 minutes, you get it free. |
1.2553 |
0.03910 |
188 |
149 |
30 |
9 |
833 |
No it doesn't come with 'hoppings'. You're not as funny as you think you are. |
1.2552 |
0.04128 |
192 |
156 |
23 |
13 |
834 |
I Switched to the Mediterranean Diet. |
1.2552 |
0.03855 |
192 |
152 |
31 |
9 |
835 |
Sure,yours is healthier,but mine is happier. |
1.2552 |
0.04062 |
192 |
155 |
25 |
12 |
836 |
And get this: they still charged me full price! |
1.2551 |
0.03937 |
196 |
157 |
28 |
11 |
837 |
The frog formally known as Prince |
1.2550 |
0.04583 |
149 |
120 |
20 |
9 |
838 |
Some days you just feel like something different, you know...? |
1.2550 |
0.03883 |
200 |
160 |
29 |
11 |
839 |
Okay sure, but if she kisses *me* I turn into pepperoni. |
1.2545 |
0.03637 |
220 |
175 |
34 |
11 |
840 |
What can I say? Italy just changes you. |
1.2544 |
0.04114 |
169 |
134 |
27 |
8 |
841 |
Uber Eats delivers everywhere! |
1.2544 |
0.03939 |
169 |
132 |
31 |
6 |
842 |
Do you believe it? -
They’re charging $5 extra for flies? |
1.2544 |
0.04282 |
169 |
136 |
23 |
10 |
843 |
Get the thin crust, it floats better! |
1.2542 |
0.03739 |
177 |
137 |
35 |
5 |
844 |
When her eye sees my pad is a big pizza pie, there's amore. |
1.2541 |
0.04231 |
181 |
147 |
22 |
12 |
845 |
I went to this franchise fair in Vegas and realized yes, I would like to own my own business while leveraging a strong customer base and business model that’s already been proven to work! |
1.2541 |
0.04157 |
181 |
146 |
24 |
11 |
846 |
Let's see what Monet makes of this! |
1.2541 |
0.04231 |
181 |
147 |
22 |
12 |
847 |
Admit it, you're jealous. |
1.2541 |
0.04022 |
185 |
148 |
27 |
10 |
848 |
Personally, I prefer mine topped with crickets. |
1.2541 |
0.04022 |
185 |
148 |
27 |
10 |
849 |
Decided to turn it into a Bed & Breakfast! |
1.2541 |
0.04094 |
185 |
149 |
25 |
11 |
850 |
I’m from Chicago, why? |
1.2541 |
0.04022 |
185 |
148 |
27 |
10 |
851 |
‘My other lily pad is a Ferrari. |
1.2540 |
0.03963 |
189 |
151 |
28 |
10 |
852 |
I found my own little slice of paradise. |
1.2540 |
0.03963 |
189 |
151 |
28 |
10 |
853 |
Check out my new fly attraction device. |
1.2540 |
0.03819 |
189 |
149 |
32 |
8 |
854 |
Thin crust or regular? |
1.2539 |
0.03620 |
193 |
150 |
37 |
6 |
855 |
Actually, it was a fully baked idea. |
1.2539 |
0.03975 |
193 |
155 |
27 |
11 |
856 |
It was a Birthday Gift, given to me by an old Rodent friend of mine from New York City. |
1.2538 |
0.03645 |
197 |
154 |
36 |
7 |
857 |
How'd you guess I'm from New York? |
1.2535 |
0.03726 |
217 |
174 |
31 |
12 |
858 |
Instead of hopping, I'm a topping. |
1.2531 |
0.04136 |
162 |
128 |
27 |
7 |
859 |
It keeps me from eating the whole thing |
1.2531 |
0.04136 |
162 |
128 |
27 |
7 |
860 |
Well, you need to eat it before it sinks, but other than that... |
1.2530 |
0.04246 |
166 |
133 |
24 |
9 |
861 |
There were leftovers. |
1.2529 |
0.03829 |
170 |
132 |
33 |
5 |
862 |
Well I'm not vegan |
1.2529 |
0.04029 |
174 |
138 |
28 |
8 |
863 |
Why, yes, my Decorator DID work in a pizzeria! |
1.2529 |
0.04029 |
174 |
138 |
28 |
8 |
864 |
Pond-Dash |
1.2529 |
0.04347 |
174 |
142 |
20 |
12 |
865 |
It creates its own gas. |
1.2528 |
0.04126 |
178 |
143 |
25 |
10 |
866 |
Extra Crickets, right? |
1.2527 |
0.03501 |
182 |
139 |
40 |
3 |
867 |
Have you SEEN the price of new lily pads? |
1.2527 |
0.03987 |
182 |
145 |
28 |
9 |
868 |
Thin crust floats 50% longer |
1.2527 |
0.03832 |
182 |
143 |
32 |
7 |
869 |
It’s just my usual, pepperoni and flies. |
1.2527 |
0.04145 |
186 |
151 |
23 |
12 |
870 |
The bugs love it. |
1.2525 |
0.03699 |
198 |
156 |
34 |
8 |
871 |
Just saying…This really attracts flies! |
1.2525 |
0.04094 |
198 |
162 |
22 |
14 |
872 |
Maybe this way, I'll get an Italian princess. |
1.2525 |
0.03912 |
202 |
163 |
27 |
12 |
873 |
I can't win Joe. She said she likes Italian decor, so I had the pad redecorated. Now I'm an idiot |
1.2517 |
0.04329 |
151 |
120 |
24 |
7 |
874 |
Would you like a cheese slice with flies? |
1.2516 |
0.04368 |
159 |
128 |
22 |
9 |
875 |
It may look odd, but the salami is plant-based. |
1.2516 |
0.04182 |
159 |
126 |
26 |
7 |
876 |
Party tonight at my pad. |
1.2516 |
0.04182 |
159 |
126 |
26 |
7 |
877 |
Yeah that trip to Italy has really grounded me |
1.2514 |
0.04090 |
175 |
140 |
26 |
9 |
878 |
You didn’t comment on my haircut |
1.2514 |
0.04181 |
179 |
145 |
23 |
11 |
879 |
They deliver everywhere these days… |
1.2514 |
0.04328 |
179 |
147 |
19 |
13 |
880 |
Looks cheesy, right? |
1.2514 |
0.03869 |
179 |
141 |
31 |
7 |
881 |
Oh great, a fly just landed on my pizza. |
1.2514 |
0.04043 |
183 |
147 |
26 |
10 |
882 |
Did you know that you can get frog’s legs on a pizza ? |
1.2513 |
0.03836 |
187 |
148 |
31 |
8 |
883 |
For our pad upgrade, we focused on comfort and convenience. |
1.2513 |
0.03524 |
187 |
144 |
39 |
4 |
884 |
I added some hip to my hop. |
1.2513 |
0.03683 |
187 |
146 |
35 |
6 |
885 |
So, I was in New York this weekend… |
1.2513 |
0.03996 |
191 |
154 |
26 |
11 |
886 |
I went with half anchovies and half flies. |
1.2512 |
0.03908 |
211 |
172 |
25 |
14 |
887 |
Italy, you? |
1.2500 |
0.03892 |
188 |
150 |
29 |
9 |
888 |
Who says you can’t have your pad and eat it too? |
1.2500 |
0.04133 |
172 |
138 |
25 |
9 |
889 |
No matter which way you slice it, it's still comfortable. |
1.2500 |
0.03666 |
200 |
158 |
34 |
8 |
890 |
Don't ask me... I went bar-hopping last night. |
1.2500 |
0.04252 |
160 |
128 |
24 |
8 |
891 |
My realtor negotiated free delivery. |
1.2500 |
0.03588 |
188 |
146 |
37 |
5 |
892 |
Now they call me, 'The Lord of the Flies. |
1.2500 |
0.04027 |
168 |
133 |
28 |
7 |
893 |
My financial planner told me it was time to finally take a slice of the pie! |
1.2500 |
0.03743 |
188 |
148 |
33 |
7 |
894 |
It's my cheat day. |
1.2500 |
0.04201 |
152 |
120 |
26 |
6 |
895 |
Well, Kevin, it's homestyle. |
1.2500 |
0.04069 |
176 |
141 |
26 |
9 |
896 |
Mine comes with a topping |
1.2500 |
0.03413 |
204 |
158 |
41 |
5 |
897 |
It’s an invasive, with extra cheese. |
1.2500 |
0.04226 |
176 |
143 |
22 |
11 |
898 |
They licked my head and left this pizza. |
1.2500 |
0.04234 |
180 |
147 |
21 |
12 |
899 |
Have you seen how much a pizza costs these days? I almost croaked! |
1.2500 |
0.04008 |
180 |
144 |
27 |
9 |
900 |
When I have a choice I prefer pad thai. |
1.2500 |
0.03801 |
200 |
160 |
30 |
10 |
901 |
Does yours come with a seat warmer, too? |
1.2500 |
0.04421 |
156 |
126 |
21 |
9 |
902 |
I wished for a piece of the pie." |
1.2500 |
0.03865 |
160 |
124 |
32 |
4 |
903 |
And it doesn’t show the dirt! |
1.2500 |
0.04096 |
152 |
119 |
28 |
5 |
904 |
You want a pizza me? |
1.2500 |
0.03906 |
176 |
139 |
30 |
7 |
905 |
I got it on Etsy |
1.2500 |
0.03686 |
204 |
162 |
33 |
9 |
906 |
You'll never believe it; a rat in the New York Subway stole a slice. |
1.2500 |
0.03795 |
184 |
145 |
32 |
7 |
907 |
Laugh all you want Frank, but don't come croaking to me for a midnight snack. |
1.2500 |
0.04133 |
172 |
138 |
25 |
9 |
908 |
I'm a topping. |
1.2500 |
0.03965 |
172 |
136 |
29 |
7 |
909 |
I’ll start eating healthier next week. |
1.2500 |
0.03766 |
192 |
152 |
32 |
8 |
910 |
The stuffed crust is for flotation. |
1.2500 |
0.04148 |
176 |
142 |
24 |
10 |
911 |
I told you that you'd regret ordering no sauce and no cheese |
1.2486 |
0.04355 |
185 |
154 |
16 |
15 |
912 |
They tried to sell me the Pineapple/Anchovy package but I prefer the basic model. |
1.2486 |
0.03930 |
185 |
148 |
28 |
9 |
913 |
How do you like my new pad? |
1.2486 |
0.04212 |
181 |
148 |
21 |
12 |
914 |
It goes great with Budweiser |
1.2486 |
0.03831 |
181 |
143 |
31 |
7 |
915 |
How can you not like anchovies? |
1.2486 |
0.04212 |
181 |
148 |
21 |
12 |
916 |
It seemed like such a good idea at the time. |
1.2486 |
0.03988 |
181 |
145 |
27 |
9 |
917 |
Some joker told ChatGPT to put a frog on a pizza floating in a pond. |
1.2486 |
0.04139 |
181 |
147 |
23 |
11 |
918 |
Country frog meets city frog. |
1.2486 |
0.03667 |
181 |
141 |
35 |
5 |
919 |
I got the fly lovers! |
1.2486 |
0.04127 |
177 |
143 |
24 |
10 |
920 |
And best of all, some guy delivered it. |
1.2486 |
0.03887 |
177 |
140 |
30 |
7 |
921 |
And wait till you see my pizza hut... |
1.2486 |
0.04204 |
177 |
144 |
22 |
11 |
922 |
My wife says it’s cheesy, but I still like it. |
1.2486 |
0.03969 |
177 |
141 |
28 |
8 |
923 |
Sure pizza gets soggy, but it attracts flies. |
1.2486 |
0.04112 |
173 |
139 |
25 |
9 |
924 |
Frog Legs on Pizza. Ribbit or Reject? |
1.2486 |
0.04272 |
173 |
141 |
21 |
11 |
925 |
My first choice was Lily Pad Thai, but this cheesy one seems to attract more fly-bys. |
1.2486 |
0.04029 |
173 |
138 |
27 |
8 |
926 |
Yeah, I had to call a few different places, but as it turns out, Vincenzo's does deliver to the swamp. |
1.2485 |
0.04093 |
169 |
135 |
26 |
8 |
927 |
it's good no matter how you slice it. |
1.2485 |
0.03917 |
169 |
133 |
30 |
6 |
928 |
It was a free upgrade. |
1.2485 |
0.03917 |
169 |
133 |
30 |
6 |
929 |
Don't jump past this lucrative franchise opportunity |
1.2484 |
0.04205 |
157 |
125 |
25 |
7 |
930 |
Flies can't resist pizza and I can't resist flies. |
1.2484 |
0.04301 |
157 |
126 |
23 |
8 |
931 |
I see someone stole a slice of yours too |
1.2484 |
0.04278 |
153 |
122 |
24 |
7 |
932 |
It came with french flies and a croak-a-cola |
1.2484 |
0.04278 |
153 |
122 |
24 |
7 |
933 |
Want to join me for leftovers? |
1.2484 |
0.04278 |
153 |
122 |
24 |
7 |
934 |
I just didn’t feel like cooking tonight. |
1.2475 |
0.03767 |
202 |
162 |
30 |
10 |
935 |
Another slice? I’m on it. |
1.2474 |
0.03855 |
190 |
152 |
29 |
9 |
936 |
It’s a crushed maggot crust, sauced with puréed clover mites and topped with flies and mosquitos. Very tasty. |
1.2474 |
0.03855 |
190 |
152 |
29 |
9 |
937 |
Grubhub |
1.2473 |
0.03759 |
186 |
147 |
32 |
7 |
938 |
It was either this or a Budweiser commercial. |
1.2473 |
0.03681 |
186 |
146 |
34 |
6 |
939 |
I need a gimmick, I’m not really a prince. |
1.2473 |
0.03984 |
186 |
150 |
26 |
10 |
940 |
Yeah, I've gone hybrid. |
1.2473 |
0.03565 |
182 |
141 |
37 |
4 |
941 |
It was either this or millennial gray. |
1.2472 |
0.04106 |
178 |
144 |
24 |
10 |
942 |
I just thought the pad needed a little updating so I hired a decorator" |
1.2472 |
0.03949 |
178 |
142 |
28 |
8 |
943 |
This light crust is amazing |
1.2472 |
0.03613 |
178 |
138 |
36 |
4 |
944 |
Nice pad, but does it attract flies? |
1.2472 |
0.04258 |
178 |
146 |
20 |
12 |
945 |
Bye-bye Miss American Pie ? |
1.2471 |
0.03752 |
174 |
136 |
33 |
5 |
946 |
Be honest,are these renovations cheesy? |
1.2471 |
0.04250 |
174 |
142 |
21 |
11 |
947 |
They were out of toadstools. |
1.2471 |
0.04156 |
170 |
137 |
24 |
9 |
948 |
Ohh this ride? It took some serious effort, little bro. I had to face off against four armed turtles in the New York sewers just to get it. |
1.2468 |
0.04352 |
154 |
124 |
22 |
8 |
949 |
I think yours must be a cauliflower crust. |
1.2462 |
0.03642 |
195 |
154 |
34 |
7 |
950 |
It's the water that makes it so special. |
1.2462 |
0.03714 |
195 |
155 |
32 |
8 |
951 |
I got a New York-style pad. |
1.2461 |
0.03691 |
191 |
151 |
33 |
7 |
952 |
And they deliver. How nice is that? |
1.2460 |
0.03892 |
187 |
150 |
28 |
9 |
953 |
You wanna know what really burns my ass? |
1.2460 |
0.04177 |
187 |
154 |
20 |
13 |
954 |
My DNA says I’m 80% Italian |
1.2460 |
0.03965 |
187 |
151 |
26 |
10 |
955 |
I gave up and hired a decorator to brighten up my pad |
1.2460 |
0.03664 |
187 |
147 |
34 |
6 |
956 |
I’m on an Italian staycation. |
1.2460 |
0.03817 |
187 |
149 |
30 |
8 |
957 |
Anchovies, mosquitoes, and stink bugs. |
1.2459 |
0.04098 |
183 |
149 |
23 |
11 |
958 |
And then I said, "What the heck, I'll take the whole pie." |
1.2459 |
0.03714 |
183 |
144 |
33 |
6 |
959 |
The ladybugs really love it. |
1.2458 |
0.03595 |
179 |
139 |
36 |
4 |
960 |
It's my pizza hut |
1.2458 |
0.04008 |
179 |
144 |
26 |
9 |
961 |
I live here, I call it my Pizza Hut. |
1.2458 |
0.04162 |
179 |
146 |
22 |
11 |
962 |
After sitting on this all day, I find anchovies in the most inconvenient places. |
1.2457 |
0.03988 |
175 |
140 |
27 |
8 |
963 |
I needed a place quick. |
1.2457 |
0.03905 |
175 |
139 |
29 |
7 |
964 |
They were out of pad thai. |
1.2457 |
0.03905 |
175 |
139 |
29 |
7 |
965 |
I had it delivered to my pad. |
1.2456 |
0.04134 |
171 |
138 |
24 |
9 |
966 |
Wanna come to my pad? I’ve got food. |
1.2456 |
0.04050 |
171 |
137 |
26 |
8 |
967 |
My sommelier said it pairs well with flies. |
1.2456 |
0.03964 |
171 |
136 |
28 |
7 |
968 |
The moon is hitting my eye. |
1.2455 |
0.04370 |
167 |
137 |
19 |
11 |
969 |
We’re going to call it frogaccia. |
1.2455 |
0.04201 |
167 |
135 |
23 |
9 |
970 |
My decorator’s name is Luigi. |
1.2455 |
0.03935 |
167 |
132 |
29 |
6 |
971 |
These Italian lily pads are by far the tastiest. |
1.2454 |
0.04182 |
163 |
131 |
24 |
8 |
972 |
I’m lucky, the HOA only allows one topping. |
1.2454 |
0.04359 |
163 |
133 |
20 |
10 |
973 |
You should have seen the delivery guy when I tried to tip him in gnats. |
1.2454 |
0.04182 |
163 |
131 |
24 |
8 |
974 |
It’s not a phase, Mom! |
1.2454 |
0.04272 |
163 |
132 |
22 |
9 |
975 |
The key is to order deep dish. |
1.2454 |
0.03997 |
163 |
129 |
28 |
6 |
976 |
Bonjourno! |
1.2452 |
0.04229 |
155 |
124 |
24 |
7 |
977 |
The spicy pepperoni gives me a bit of a rash, but on the bright side it really attracts the flies! |
1.2450 |
0.04199 |
151 |
120 |
25 |
6 |
978 |
Pizza Pizza. It’s obligatory I say that. |
1.2449 |
0.04381 |
147 |
118 |
22 |
7 |
979 |
If you like it spicy, you can add bumblebees. |
1.2448 |
0.04028 |
192 |
157 |
23 |
12 |
980 |
In order to be kissed by a princess, one must first be noticed. |
1.2447 |
0.03873 |
188 |
151 |
28 |
9 |
981 |
I swear, Dominoes will give Anyone pizza for free if you say your birthday |
1.2446 |
0.04432 |
139 |
111 |
22 |
6 |
982 |
Hey! I’m Croakin’ Here! |
1.2446 |
0.03696 |
184 |
145 |
33 |
6 |
983 |
It keeps my toepads sticky. |
1.2446 |
0.03696 |
184 |
145 |
33 |
6 |
984 |
We're finally within the DoorDash radius. |
1.2446 |
0.03775 |
184 |
146 |
31 |
7 |
985 |
We'll have to go to your pad after dinner. |
1.2446 |
0.03930 |
184 |
148 |
27 |
9 |
986 |
My pad is made to order. |
1.2444 |
0.03988 |
180 |
145 |
26 |
9 |
987 |
I was told it came with flies. |
1.2444 |
0.03664 |
180 |
141 |
34 |
5 |
988 |
lily pads are so passe |
1.2444 |
0.03988 |
180 |
145 |
26 |
9 |
989 |
It really brings in the flies! |
1.2443 |
0.03801 |
176 |
139 |
31 |
6 |
990 |
Not emotional with the onions but the jalapenos give me a pep in my hop. |
1.2442 |
0.03857 |
172 |
136 |
30 |
6 |
991 |
‘’You really like it plain”. |
1.2442 |
0.03676 |
172 |
134 |
34 |
4 |
992 |
It's from Mystic. |
1.2440 |
0.04005 |
168 |
134 |
27 |
7 |
993 |
And now they want a caption, too! |
1.2440 |
0.04093 |
168 |
135 |
25 |
8 |
994 |
Pepperoni at my pad? |
1.2440 |
0.04093 |
168 |
135 |
25 |
8 |
995 |
Why is the take-out pizza around here always cold and soggy? |
1.2439 |
0.04335 |
164 |
134 |
20 |
10 |
996 |
I got a free month of DoorDash delivery. |
1.2439 |
0.04159 |
164 |
132 |
24 |
8 |
997 |
It was delivered to my pad in under 30 minutes. |
1.2439 |
0.04068 |
164 |
131 |
26 |
7 |
998 |
Hey, I still say nothing beats a New York slice. |
1.2437 |
0.03839 |
160 |
125 |
31 |
4 |
999 |
Its Pad Thai |
1.2437 |
0.04229 |
160 |
129 |
23 |
8 |
1000 |
It has more pizzazz! |
1.2437 |
0.04321 |
160 |
130 |
21 |
9 |
1001 |
Sometimes I feel product placement has gone too far. |
1.2437 |
0.04321 |
160 |
130 |
21 |
9 |
1002 |
Too many toppings can really bog you down. |
1.2435 |
0.03730 |
193 |
154 |
31 |
8 |
1003 |
But Naples was my favorite. |
1.2434 |
0.04277 |
152 |
122 |
23 |
7 |
1004 |
I saw it on the ground at a picnic and I just had to have it. |
1.2432 |
0.03757 |
185 |
147 |
31 |
7 |
1005 |
My lily pad? It's from Domino's. Why? |
1.2432 |
0.03597 |
185 |
145 |
35 |
5 |
1006 |
Hard to top it, eh? |
1.2432 |
0.03835 |
185 |
148 |
29 |
8 |
1007 |
Next time order one with everything on it! |
1.2431 |
0.03729 |
181 |
143 |
32 |
6 |
1008 |
The pizza delivery guy thinks I’m a handsome prince. |
1.2431 |
0.03968 |
181 |
146 |
26 |
9 |
1009 |
I love their pizza, warts and all. |
1.2431 |
0.03972 |
144 |
112 |
29 |
3 |
1010 |
Thanks! I’ve already eaten. |
1.2429 |
0.03866 |
177 |
141 |
29 |
7 |
1011 |
I hired a decorator! |
1.2429 |
0.04107 |
177 |
144 |
23 |
10 |
1012 |
Wanna trade? I’m lactose intolerant. |
1.2428 |
0.03837 |
173 |
137 |
30 |
6 |
1013 |
I kid you not. My pad's a fly magnet! |
1.2428 |
0.03923 |
173 |
138 |
28 |
7 |
1014 |
Yup, it was delivered in less than 30 minutes. |
1.2428 |
0.04008 |
173 |
139 |
26 |
8 |
1015 |
They deliver to your pad. |
1.2428 |
0.03657 |
173 |
135 |
34 |
4 |
1016 |
They come in 11”, 15” and 18.” |
1.2426 |
0.04489 |
136 |
109 |
21 |
6 |
1017 |
Parli Italiano? |
1.2426 |
0.04157 |
169 |
137 |
23 |
9 |
1018 |
It's okay, but I like New York style-pizza better |
1.2426 |
0.04071 |
169 |
136 |
25 |
8 |
1019 |
Ecosystem encroachment begets creativity, my friend. |
1.2426 |
0.04240 |
169 |
138 |
21 |
10 |
1020 |
I don't care much for their pizza. I just order it for the flies it attracts. |
1.2426 |
0.04071 |
169 |
136 |
25 |
8 |
1021 |
They say you don't even realize it's getting hotter when they pop the pie in the oven. |
1.2424 |
0.04046 |
165 |
132 |
26 |
7 |
1022 |
It’s only thin crust for about a minute. |
1.2424 |
0.03859 |
165 |
130 |
30 |
5 |
1023 |
The party’s at my pad. |
1.2424 |
0.03859 |
165 |
130 |
30 |
5 |
1024 |
I got the works. |
1.2424 |
0.03664 |
198 |
158 |
32 |
8 |
1025 |
This is known as Kodachrome. |
1.2423 |
0.03923 |
194 |
158 |
25 |
11 |
1026 |
I got a box of crayons for my birthday. |
1.2422 |
0.04297 |
161 |
131 |
21 |
9 |
1027 |
Is this pad cheesy? |
1.2422 |
0.03715 |
161 |
125 |
33 |
3 |
1028 |
I’m not sure how to finish it and still wait an hour before going back in. |
1.2422 |
0.04112 |
161 |
129 |
25 |
7 |
1029 |
Don't worry honey, I'm completely on top of my diet. |
1.2422 |
0.03818 |
161 |
126 |
31 |
4 |
1030 |
Is there anything a pizza can't do? |
1.2421 |
0.03764 |
190 |
152 |
30 |
8 |
1031 |
I think mine is kicking in… Has yours kicked on in yet? |
1.2421 |
0.03909 |
190 |
154 |
26 |
10 |
1032 |
I agree, the colors are great. But you made the right choice. This one burns your butt and then gets soggy. |
1.2420 |
0.04180 |
157 |
126 |
24 |
7 |
1033 |
The New York kind's the best. When I tried Chicago deep dish, I sank. |
1.2419 |
0.03966 |
186 |
151 |
25 |
10 |
1034 |
I sat down.. and they said “eww..ok, you can have it!” |
1.2418 |
0.04252 |
153 |
123 |
23 |
7 |
1035 |
But it's okay for you to eat flies? |
1.2418 |
0.03711 |
182 |
144 |
32 |
6 |
1036 |
It's the House Special |
1.2418 |
0.03711 |
182 |
144 |
32 |
6 |
1037 |
It’s just my own little piece of the pie. |
1.2416 |
0.04222 |
149 |
119 |
24 |
6 |
1038 |
I said "Ribbit Ribbit", not "Pizza Pizza". |
1.2416 |
0.03846 |
178 |
142 |
29 |
7 |
1039 |
It's zero waste. |
1.2416 |
0.03928 |
178 |
143 |
27 |
8 |
1040 |
Forget honey, I catch more flies with sausage. |
1.2416 |
0.04086 |
178 |
145 |
23 |
10 |
1041 |
I don’t know Bob, I think I need to take this one slice at a time. |
1.2416 |
0.03846 |
178 |
142 |
29 |
7 |
1042 |
It’s about all deep dish is good for. |
1.2414 |
0.04070 |
174 |
141 |
24 |
9 |
1043 |
One slice is good enough for me, Tony. If I have another piece I will croak. |
1.2412 |
0.04380 |
170 |
141 |
17 |
12 |
1044 |
You should try it. The ambiance makes flies taste like pepperoni. |
1.2412 |
0.04049 |
170 |
137 |
25 |
8 |
1045 |
Home Delivery |
1.2412 |
0.03963 |
170 |
136 |
27 |
7 |
1046 |
I prefer mine with flies but what the heck... |
1.2412 |
0.04135 |
170 |
138 |
23 |
9 |
1047 |
The usual, Pecorino-Romano cheese, worms and insects. |
1.2412 |
0.04049 |
170 |
137 |
25 |
8 |
1048 |
I just got so damn tired of eating those flies. |
1.2412 |
0.04135 |
170 |
138 |
23 |
9 |
1049 |
Yup, latest model, all the way from Italy… you should see the flies I land with this baby! |
1.2412 |
0.03874 |
170 |
135 |
29 |
6 |
1050 |
I get to have my pad and eat it too! |
1.2410 |
0.04288 |
166 |
136 |
20 |
10 |
1051 |
I thought you were bringing the beer? |
1.2410 |
0.03933 |
166 |
132 |
28 |
6 |
1052 |
Only on leg days.. |
1.2410 |
0.04114 |
166 |
134 |
24 |
8 |
1053 |
Now watch, the flies will be coming to US |
1.2410 |
0.04694 |
166 |
141 |
10 |
15 |
1054 |
I come on a mission of piece. |
1.2410 |
0.03742 |
166 |
130 |
32 |
4 |
1055 |
I had an Italian designer decorate my pad. |
1.2408 |
0.03960 |
191 |
156 |
24 |
11 |
1056 |
Once I tried it there was no going back |
1.2407 |
0.04089 |
162 |
130 |
25 |
7 |
1057 |
I know it’s cheesy, but it’s comfortable |
1.2407 |
0.04361 |
162 |
133 |
19 |
10 |
1058 |
It's colorful . . . and it's great for attracting flies. |
1.2406 |
0.03721 |
187 |
149 |
31 |
7 |
1059 |
Who doesn't love cold pizza? |
1.2405 |
0.04346 |
158 |
129 |
20 |
9 |
1060 |
Yeah, but was yours delivered? |
1.2404 |
0.04005 |
183 |
149 |
24 |
10 |
1061 |
It's by this Italian designer! I'll give you her card. |
1.2404 |
0.03611 |
183 |
144 |
34 |
5 |
1062 |
I cook my lily pad in the oven for 45 minutes, and season it with a touch of marinara |
1.2403 |
0.04022 |
154 |
122 |
27 |
5 |
1063 |
I'll probably be looking for a new pad right after dinner |
1.2403 |
0.04519 |
154 |
127 |
17 |
10 |
1064 |
I'm marketing it as Pesto Pizza Pad. Great to sit on, good enough to eat. |
1.2402 |
0.03908 |
179 |
144 |
27 |
8 |
1065 |
And, if you order a large, they throw in a side of flies. |
1.2402 |
0.04142 |
179 |
147 |
21 |
11 |
1066 |
The ad said flies and princesses love them. |
1.2402 |
0.04066 |
179 |
146 |
23 |
10 |
1067 |
My slice of heaven. |
1.2402 |
0.03827 |
179 |
143 |
29 |
7 |
1068 |
In New York, we eat pizza toppings-side-up! |
1.2400 |
0.04405 |
150 |
122 |
20 |
8 |
1069 |
I order extra anchovies because they really attract flies. |
1.2400 |
0.04129 |
175 |
143 |
22 |
10 |
1070 |
I ruled over a small bohemian colony. Where were you prince? |
1.2400 |
0.03883 |
175 |
140 |
28 |
7 |
1071 |
Are you sure you’re not the topping? |
1.2400 |
0.04405 |
150 |
122 |
20 |
8 |
1072 |
I needed a break from green. |
1.2400 |
0.03710 |
175 |
138 |
32 |
5 |
1073 |
Buona sera. |
1.2400 |
0.04129 |
175 |
143 |
22 |
10 |
1074 |
Its a "Neapolitan Fly Trap..." |
1.2398 |
0.04028 |
171 |
138 |
25 |
8 |
1075 |
If it doesn't arrive in 30 min, i get a free lily pad. |
1.2398 |
0.03942 |
171 |
137 |
27 |
7 |
1076 |
The princess moved in to kiss me, but she missed and kissed the Lily pad instead. |
1.2398 |
0.03854 |
171 |
136 |
29 |
6 |
1077 |
I'm from Naples, where are you from? |
1.2398 |
0.03763 |
171 |
135 |
31 |
5 |
1078 |
I'm from Italy, where are you from? |
1.2398 |
0.04195 |
171 |
140 |
21 |
10 |
1079 |
Yes, some prefer Chicago deep dish. |
1.2398 |
0.03671 |
171 |
134 |
33 |
4 |
1080 |
I'm driving for Uber Eats now. |
1.2398 |
0.03942 |
171 |
137 |
27 |
7 |
1081 |
The missus wanted a hybrid. |
1.2398 |
0.03763 |
171 |
135 |
31 |
5 |
1082 |
Interior decorators are expensive, but well worth it. |
1.2396 |
0.03655 |
192 |
153 |
32 |
7 |
1083 |
I'd say good and bad, Kermit. It is warm but I won't get pre-sliced again. |
1.2396 |
0.03801 |
192 |
155 |
28 |
9 |
1084 |
It's hard to believe, but it's entirely plant based |
1.2395 |
0.03912 |
167 |
133 |
28 |
6 |
1085 |
Margherita. What's yours? |
1.2395 |
0.04092 |
167 |
135 |
24 |
8 |
1086 |
No princess is going to kiss you sitting on that. |
1.2395 |
0.03912 |
167 |
133 |
28 |
6 |
1087 |
Check it out, bro. My balls smell like pepperoni. |
1.2394 |
0.04462 |
142 |
115 |
20 |
7 |
1088 |
Finally, outdoor dining in our neck of the woods! |
1.2394 |
0.04232 |
142 |
113 |
24 |
5 |
1089 |
No anchovies. They make me jumpy. |
1.2394 |
0.04139 |
188 |
156 |
19 |
13 |
1090 |
It came down to a choice between pizza and Pac Man. |
1.2393 |
0.04249 |
163 |
133 |
21 |
9 |
1091 |
I keep telling Tom it’s just not financially prudent; every slice he eats is like a reverse mortgage. |
1.2393 |
0.04067 |
163 |
131 |
25 |
7 |
1092 |
I've got a soggy bottom. |
1.2393 |
0.04249 |
163 |
133 |
21 |
9 |
1093 |
Wanna come to my pad for dinner? |
1.2393 |
0.03972 |
163 |
130 |
27 |
6 |
1094 |
Well, it started with him saying something like 'that's amore'.... |
1.2391 |
0.03755 |
184 |
147 |
30 |
7 |
1095 |
And if it sinks, you can get another one delivered within 30 minutes. |
1.2391 |
0.03755 |
184 |
147 |
30 |
7 |
1096 |
This is the second time they forgot the flies |
1.2391 |
0.03985 |
184 |
150 |
24 |
10 |
1097 |
I highly recommend my divorce attorney. |
1.2390 |
0.04590 |
159 |
133 |
14 |
12 |
1098 |
They deliver and it comes with a free side of french flies. |
1.2390 |
0.04228 |
159 |
129 |
22 |
8 |
1099 |
Where else? I hopped online. |
1.2390 |
0.04413 |
159 |
131 |
18 |
10 |
1100 |
"To think I paid ten percent over asking. |
1.2389 |
0.03726 |
180 |
143 |
31 |
6 |
1101 |
I like it because it keeps my feet warm |
1.2389 |
0.04121 |
180 |
148 |
21 |
11 |
1102 |
I never have liked green salads. |
1.2389 |
0.03467 |
180 |
140 |
37 |
3 |
1103 |
My pad attracts more flies than yours. |
1.2387 |
0.04102 |
155 |
124 |
25 |
6 |
1104 |
We all want our piece of the pie Harold, I just prefer mine with tomatoes, cheese, basil and a thin crust |
1.2387 |
0.04302 |
155 |
126 |
21 |
8 |
1105 |
You get why I can't give everyone a slice though, right? |
1.2384 |
0.04378 |
151 |
123 |
20 |
8 |
1106 |
I got it for a steal from a rat in NYC. |
1.2384 |
0.03921 |
172 |
138 |
27 |
7 |
1107 |
While you were out "having fun" I redecorated my pad. |
1.2381 |
0.03798 |
168 |
133 |
30 |
5 |
1108 |
I like my pads Chicago style. |
1.2381 |
0.03982 |
168 |
135 |
26 |
7 |
1109 |
It's a nice backup but I still prefer flies |
1.2381 |
0.03609 |
189 |
150 |
33 |
6 |
1110 |
Yeah, they’re called pizza pads: lend a little taste & color to the pond, huh ? |
1.2381 |
0.03798 |
168 |
133 |
30 |
5 |
1111 |
New York style floats much better than Chicago style |
1.2381 |
0.03836 |
189 |
153 |
27 |
9 |
1112 |
It's a rental. |
1.2381 |
0.03982 |
168 |
135 |
26 |
7 |
1113 |
We're all going to croak from something. |
1.2378 |
0.04039 |
185 |
152 |
22 |
11 |
1114 |
It’s the ultimate conundrum. Would I rather stay afloat on an empty stomach, or sink with a full one? |
1.2378 |
0.04039 |
185 |
152 |
22 |
11 |
1115 |
Five more slices until I'm homeless. |
1.2378 |
0.04225 |
164 |
134 |
21 |
9 |
1116 |
It’s from the IKEA cafeteria. Some assembly required. |
1.2378 |
0.04136 |
164 |
133 |
23 |
8 |
1117 |
Which ad blocker do you use? |
1.2378 |
0.04044 |
164 |
132 |
25 |
7 |
1118 |
If I going to croak, I might as well croak happy. |
1.2378 |
0.04087 |
143 |
113 |
26 |
4 |
1119 |
They said it comes with flies. |
1.2376 |
0.03870 |
181 |
146 |
27 |
8 |
1120 |
When I'm hungry, the bugs come to me. |
1.2376 |
0.04101 |
181 |
149 |
21 |
11 |
1121 |
I’d rather croak than go Paleo |
1.2375 |
0.04205 |
160 |
130 |
22 |
8 |
1122 |
I just like the way the warm cheese feels on my butt. |
1.2374 |
0.03784 |
198 |
161 |
27 |
10 |
1123 |
Now you tell me you’re Italian! |
1.2373 |
0.03844 |
177 |
142 |
28 |
7 |
1124 |
The rent is cheap, but the delivery fees are where they get you. |
1.2373 |
0.04008 |
177 |
144 |
24 |
9 |
1125 |
Don't try this with Chicago-style. |
1.2373 |
0.03844 |
177 |
142 |
28 |
7 |
1126 |
Toadstools are so last season. |
1.2373 |
0.03844 |
177 |
142 |
28 |
7 |
1127 |
I wanted my pad to reflect my personality: extra cheesy. |
1.2372 |
0.04179 |
156 |
126 |
23 |
7 |
1128 |
Ouch! I explicitly told them NO JALEPENOS. |
1.2372 |
0.04277 |
156 |
127 |
21 |
8 |
1129 |
Mine has Ant-chovies |
1.2370 |
0.04100 |
135 |
106 |
26 |
3 |
1130 |
I'm sorry, I just couldn't wait. |
1.2370 |
0.03901 |
173 |
139 |
27 |
7 |
1131 |
You wouldn't believe the flies it attracts. |
1.2370 |
0.03431 |
211 |
168 |
36 |
7 |
1132 |
Hop over to my pad for a slice of life. |
1.2368 |
0.03818 |
190 |
154 |
27 |
9 |
1133 |
You can take the frog out of Italy but you can’t take Italy out of the frog. |
1.2367 |
0.04134 |
169 |
138 |
22 |
9 |
1134 |
She kissed me and got pizza instead of a prince. |
1.2367 |
0.03684 |
169 |
133 |
32 |
4 |
1135 |
It feels like chicken. |
1.2367 |
0.03778 |
169 |
134 |
30 |
5 |
1136 |
No worry. It draws flies like crazy. |
1.2367 |
0.04219 |
169 |
139 |
20 |
10 |
1137 |
It's pizza night at our swamp. |
1.2367 |
0.03960 |
169 |
136 |
26 |
7 |
1138 |
The red pepper flakes really get me hopping! |
1.2365 |
0.04108 |
148 |
118 |
25 |
5 |
1139 |
Ciao |
1.2364 |
0.04022 |
165 |
133 |
25 |
7 |
1140 |
And that's why I support littering |
1.2364 |
0.03929 |
165 |
132 |
27 |
6 |
1141 |
I told them I wanted to hold the anchovies, but instead they just left them off. |
1.2364 |
0.04022 |
165 |
133 |
25 |
7 |
1142 |
Looks like I'm not in Kansas anymore! |
1.2364 |
0.04202 |
165 |
135 |
21 |
9 |
1143 |
And it attracts a full meal of flies and bugs. |
1.2364 |
0.04113 |
165 |
134 |
23 |
8 |
1144 |
It’s so much more than just a mid-life crisis.” |
1.2364 |
0.04202 |
165 |
135 |
21 |
9 |
1145 |
" She wanted a prince. I'm giving her Option B" |
1.2364 |
0.04289 |
165 |
136 |
19 |
10 |
1146 |
And you can add anchovies and everything. |
1.2363 |
0.03929 |
182 |
148 |
25 |
9 |
1147 |
Yeah, I used to be on a low carb diet too |
1.2363 |
0.03929 |
182 |
148 |
25 |
9 |
1148 |
I've been made. |
1.2360 |
0.04087 |
161 |
130 |
24 |
7 |
1149 |
Yes,
I’m wearing Dominos |
1.2360 |
0.04181 |
161 |
131 |
22 |
8 |
1150 |
Let’s do Italian at my pad tonight. |
1.2360 |
0.03655 |
178 |
141 |
32 |
5 |
1151 |
Just remember to order thin crust. |
1.2360 |
0.03655 |
178 |
141 |
32 |
5 |
1152 |
“I don’t think calling it Pond-To-Table pizza is pretentious, especially when it’s also the table.” |
1.2357 |
0.04254 |
140 |
112 |
23 |
5 |
1153 |
Room AND board |
1.2357 |
0.04373 |
140 |
113 |
21 |
6 |
1154 |
Oh, I see you ordered gluten free. |
1.2357 |
0.04489 |
140 |
114 |
19 |
7 |
1155 |
The Chicago style lasts longer than the New York style. |
1.2357 |
0.04155 |
157 |
127 |
23 |
7 |
1156 |
Roberta, you don't think the new lil pad is too cheesy. |
1.2356 |
0.03457 |
208 |
166 |
35 |
7 |
1157 |
Please don't mention this to the HOA. |
1.2353 |
0.04112 |
170 |
139 |
22 |
9 |
1158 |
I thought it said large pizza with choice of hoppings |
1.2353 |
0.04425 |
153 |
126 |
18 |
9 |
1159 |
I'm rebranding as a topping. |
1.2353 |
0.04017 |
153 |
122 |
26 |
5 |
1160 |
who knew pizza floats |
1.2353 |
0.04278 |
170 |
141 |
18 |
11 |
1161 |
Oh thanks I just got it delivered. |
1.2353 |
0.03759 |
170 |
135 |
30 |
5 |
1162 |
Yeah, I'm from New York. Why so you ask? |
1.2353 |
0.04112 |
170 |
139 |
22 |
9 |
1163 |
It brings in all the bugs I can eat.
Everybody loves pizza! |
1.2353 |
0.03940 |
170 |
137 |
26 |
7 |
1164 |
They didn't like pineapple |
1.2350 |
0.03909 |
183 |
149 |
25 |
9 |
1165 |
I couldn’t find a lily pad with pepperoni. |
1.2350 |
0.03832 |
183 |
148 |
27 |
8 |
1166 |
When Pac-Man wasn't looking, Frogger got his revenge. |
1.2349 |
0.03908 |
166 |
133 |
27 |
6 |
1167 |
My cousin,Tony, got me this lily pad. |
1.2349 |
0.04001 |
166 |
134 |
25 |
7 |
1168 |
Wanna come over to my pad for a slice? |
1.2346 |
0.03967 |
179 |
146 |
24 |
9 |
1169 |
The thin crust is the key. |
1.2346 |
0.03806 |
179 |
144 |
28 |
7 |
1170 |
It’s great when I’m super drunk. |
1.2346 |
0.03668 |
162 |
127 |
32 |
3 |
1171 |
I should have ordered an extra large so that we could share. |
1.2346 |
0.04249 |
162 |
133 |
20 |
9 |
1172 |
It's called "The Amazing Fly Catcher Leaf" |
1.2346 |
0.03562 |
162 |
126 |
34 |
2 |
1173 |
pepperoni and mayfly costs extra |
1.2343 |
0.04028 |
175 |
143 |
23 |
9 |
1174 |
Our decorator says it's an Italian original. |
1.2343 |
0.03861 |
175 |
141 |
27 |
7 |
1175 |
Life on a college campus has its perks. |
1.2342 |
0.03720 |
158 |
124 |
31 |
3 |
1176 |
It’s delivery. |
1.2342 |
0.04322 |
158 |
130 |
19 |
9 |
1177 |
It was a heated floor when I got it but that didn’t last long. |
1.2342 |
0.04032 |
158 |
127 |
25 |
6 |
1178 |
Delivered right to the pond. Got high fat so it would float. |
1.2342 |
0.03931 |
158 |
126 |
27 |
5 |
1179 |
Orange is the new black buddy! |
1.2340 |
0.04682 |
141 |
117 |
15 |
9 |
1180 |
I just signed up for Uber Eats! |
1.2339 |
0.03739 |
171 |
136 |
30 |
5 |
1181 |
The only major downside is an incredibly greasy ass. |
1.2339 |
0.04255 |
171 |
142 |
18 |
11 |
1182 |
The million years of trial & error
was worth it |
1.2338 |
0.04301 |
154 |
126 |
20 |
8 |
1183 |
Does my croak smell like garlic? |
1.2338 |
0.04301 |
154 |
126 |
20 |
8 |
1184 |
It's five o'clock somewhere. |
1.2338 |
0.03886 |
154 |
122 |
28 |
4 |
1185 |
It was on sale. I said to myself ,“jump on it, live a little” |
1.2337 |
0.03890 |
184 |
150 |
25 |
9 |
1186 |
Still perplexed??
I am not sure what piece you are missing; once again, it's 3.14592... |
1.2336 |
0.04547 |
137 |
112 |
18 |
7 |
1187 |
I'm into Italian flooring. |
1.2335 |
0.03979 |
167 |
135 |
25 |
7 |
1188 |
And if yours is not delivered within half an hour, you’ll get it for free too |
1.2335 |
0.04069 |
167 |
136 |
23 |
8 |
1189 |
Top this. |
1.2333 |
0.04060 |
150 |
120 |
25 |
5 |
1190 |
It's actually pretty comfortable. I ordered it with extra toadstools. |
1.2333 |
0.04578 |
150 |
125 |
15 |
10 |
1191 |
Well, the Budweiser gig fell through |
1.2333 |
0.03947 |
180 |
147 |
24 |
9 |
1192 |
I'm only one-eighth Italian. |
1.2333 |
0.04168 |
150 |
121 |
23 |
6 |
1193 |
I got it croaking in Italian. |
1.2333 |
0.03787 |
180 |
145 |
28 |
7 |
1194 |
Come on over to my pad! |
1.2333 |
0.03787 |
180 |
145 |
28 |
7 |
1195 |
I see you got the plain! |
1.2333 |
0.04060 |
150 |
120 |
25 |
5 |
1196 |
Mine comes with the seat warmer.” |
1.2333 |
0.04060 |
150 |
120 |
25 |
5 |
1197 |
Yes, its a Warhol. |
1.2332 |
0.03764 |
193 |
157 |
27 |
9 |
1198 |
It's good, but the crust is a bit soggy. |
1.2331 |
0.04042 |
163 |
132 |
24 |
7 |
1199 |
This super yacht has everthing! |
1.2331 |
0.04042 |
163 |
132 |
24 |
7 |
1200 |
I just moved here from Brooklyn |
1.2331 |
0.03947 |
163 |
131 |
26 |
6 |
1201 |
It was on sale but they get you with the delivery charge. |
1.2330 |
0.03841 |
176 |
142 |
27 |
7 |
1202 |
I plan to heat it up slowly until it's cooked. |
1.2329 |
0.04563 |
146 |
121 |
16 |
9 |
1203 |
And I can get a new one in less than 30 minutes. |
1.2327 |
0.04108 |
159 |
129 |
23 |
7 |
1204 |
I get a new one delivered to me once a week.
Restraint is tough. |
1.2327 |
0.03806 |
159 |
126 |
29 |
4 |
1205 |
Hi, I'm from Naples. |
1.2327 |
0.03806 |
159 |
126 |
29 |
4 |
1206 |
It’s a starter home. Our next place will be all dressed. |
1.2326 |
0.03898 |
172 |
139 |
26 |
7 |
1207 |
I Always get the assorted insect toppings; pricey but delicious. |
1.2326 |
0.03898 |
172 |
139 |
26 |
7 |
1208 |
Buongiorno! |
1.2326 |
0.03985 |
172 |
140 |
24 |
8 |
1209 |
I decided it was time to vary my diet. |
1.2323 |
0.03971 |
155 |
124 |
26 |
5 |
1210 |
Can you believe they deliver out here? |
1.2323 |
0.03971 |
155 |
124 |
26 |
5 |
1211 |
I usually get the Super-Hopper Supreme but hold the slugs. |
1.2321 |
0.04134 |
168 |
138 |
21 |
9 |
1212 |
Check it. My pad is totally decked out. I got two toppings, extra banana peppers, cheese stuffed into the crust, classic sauce, half mozz half ricotta, a sprinkle of oregano, and a pepsi too–all for just $29.99. With a coupon, of course. |
1.2321 |
0.03958 |
168 |
136 |
25 |
7 |
1213 |
And it took less than 30 minutes to be delivered. |
1.2320 |
0.04005 |
181 |
149 |
22 |
10 |
1214 |
My decorator thought my pad needed a burst of color |
1.2319 |
0.04399 |
138 |
112 |
20 |
6 |
1215 |
I'll stay afloat, as long as I don't get hungry. |
1.2318 |
0.04351 |
151 |
124 |
19 |
8 |
1216 |
it brings some color in my life |
1.2318 |
0.03925 |
151 |
120 |
27 |
4 |
1217 |
You should get one. They deliver. |
1.2317 |
0.03926 |
164 |
132 |
26 |
6 |
1218 |
Yeah, the slice out of mine is a little bigger since I have to tip the delivery guy. |
1.2313 |
0.04215 |
147 |
119 |
22 |
6 |
1219 |
At least 10,000 hours to get to the next level. |
1.2313 |
0.04324 |
147 |
120 |
20 |
7 |
1220 |
I miss New York. |
1.2312 |
0.03680 |
160 |
126 |
31 |
3 |
1221 |
Oh no, it did have anchovies! |
1.2312 |
0.03987 |
160 |
129 |
25 |
6 |
1222 |
What? I was hungry |
1.2312 |
0.03785 |
160 |
127 |
29 |
4 |
1223 |
Thin crust is the secret. |
1.2312 |
0.03878 |
173 |
140 |
26 |
7 |
1224 |
There are some advantages to living over a pizzeria. |
1.2312 |
0.03964 |
173 |
141 |
24 |
8 |
1225 |
I had no idea I was the topping they ordered |
1.2312 |
0.03964 |
173 |
141 |
24 |
8 |
1226 |
I’d offer a slice but I can’t swim. |
1.2308 |
0.04291 |
143 |
116 |
21 |
6 |
1227 |
It came with french flies and a large Croak. |
1.2308 |
0.04196 |
169 |
140 |
19 |
10 |
1228 |
Then, when she kissed me, this happened. |
1.2308 |
0.04112 |
169 |
139 |
21 |
9 |
1229 |
How do you like this Italian pad I ordered online?. |
1.2308 |
0.04052 |
156 |
126 |
24 |
6 |
1230 |
I saw it in the window and just had to have it. |
1.2308 |
0.04251 |
156 |
128 |
20 |
8 |
1231 |
I got tired of eating flies. |
1.2308 |
0.03620 |
156 |
122 |
32 |
2 |
1232 |
It's my Pizza Pad from Italy" |
1.2308 |
0.04152 |
156 |
127 |
22 |
7 |
1233 |
So what if it's GMO? |
1.2308 |
0.04164 |
130 |
103 |
24 |
3 |
1234 |
Well, I'm really into Italian princesses. |
1.2308 |
0.03658 |
169 |
134 |
31 |
4 |
1235 |
You know when someone asks you what is the one thing you would take with you if you were stranded on an island? |
1.2308 |
0.03948 |
156 |
125 |
26 |
5 |
1236 |
As a new franchise owner, you will be in constant communication with myself and all your fellow franchisees. |
1.2303 |
0.03904 |
165 |
133 |
26 |
6 |
1237 |
I finally got my slice of paradise before I croaked. |
1.2303 |
0.03904 |
165 |
133 |
26 |
6 |
1238 |
I tried honey…I find that Pizza works better! |
1.2303 |
0.04089 |
165 |
135 |
22 |
8 |
1239 |
It's great. Just remember to ask for the crispy crust. |
1.2303 |
0.04119 |
152 |
123 |
23 |
6 |
1240 |
Wanna come over to my pad for pizza? |
1.2303 |
0.04325 |
152 |
125 |
19 |
8 |
1241 |
You got yours from Connecticut, didn’t you? |
1.2303 |
0.04119 |
152 |
123 |
23 |
6 |
1242 |
I finally found a shop that doesn't burn the flies. |
1.2303 |
0.04119 |
152 |
123 |
23 |
6 |
1243 |
Remind me next time to skip the hot peppers. |
1.2303 |
0.04012 |
152 |
122 |
25 |
5 |
1244 |
They asked if I wanted frog legs on the pizza but I thought that was weird. |
1.2303 |
0.04012 |
152 |
122 |
25 |
5 |
1245 |
The first slice is the best. Then it gets a little soggy. |
1.2299 |
0.03833 |
187 |
153 |
25 |
9 |
1246 |
Honey? Nah. I attract 'em with double cheese and anchovies. |
1.2299 |
0.03858 |
174 |
141 |
26 |
7 |
1247 |
My ass is in melted cheese. |
1.2299 |
0.03943 |
174 |
142 |
24 |
8 |
1248 |
Yeah. I got it to go at Lilypizza. |
1.2299 |
0.03590 |
174 |
138 |
32 |
4 |
1249 |
I always wanted a place in Little Italy. |
1.2299 |
0.03943 |
174 |
142 |
24 |
8 |
1250 |
It has great curb appeal, but it turns out it’s not very practical. |
1.2298 |
0.04156 |
161 |
132 |
21 |
8 |
1251 |
They don’t deliver in the water. I had to go pick it up myself. |
1.2298 |
0.04249 |
161 |
133 |
19 |
9 |
1252 |
I find this combo attracts the most flies. |
1.2298 |
0.04062 |
161 |
131 |
23 |
7 |
1253 |
As a former Prince in King Arthur's court, I still enjoy Round Table. |
1.2298 |
0.04062 |
161 |
131 |
23 |
7 |
1254 |
I’m trying not to eat it. |
1.2298 |
0.03965 |
161 |
130 |
25 |
6 |
1255 |
I've got my piece of the pie. You want yours? |
1.2297 |
0.04298 |
148 |
121 |
20 |
7 |
1256 |
The kids thought it was a good idea. |
1.2297 |
0.03846 |
148 |
117 |
28 |
3 |
1257 |
What makes you think I'm color blind. |
1.2297 |
0.04298 |
148 |
121 |
20 |
7 |
1258 |
I want “Ribit” on my Tombstone |
1.2297 |
0.04298 |
148 |
121 |
20 |
7 |
1259 |
Come on over to my pad - it's hoppy hour. |
1.2297 |
0.04190 |
148 |
120 |
22 |
6 |
1260 |
Sure, yours has been drawn, painted, shown in museums, but can it draw FLIES? |
1.2296 |
0.04576 |
135 |
111 |
17 |
7 |
1261 |
I was like, "No thanks. Would you want to sit on anchovies all day?" |
1.2296 |
0.04812 |
135 |
113 |
13 |
9 |
1262 |
I still hate anchovies. |
1.2296 |
0.03712 |
196 |
160 |
27 |
9 |
1263 |
This one totally delivers. |
1.2295 |
0.03811 |
183 |
149 |
26 |
8 |
1264 |
I recommend the thick crust for floatation purposes. |
1.2294 |
0.04004 |
170 |
139 |
23 |
8 |
1265 |
I got mine from Amazon |
1.2294 |
0.04004 |
170 |
139 |
23 |
8 |
1266 |
It was worth the $20 for the heated seat. |
1.2294 |
0.04257 |
170 |
142 |
17 |
11 |
1267 |
It works great until I get hungry. |
1.2293 |
0.04322 |
157 |
130 |
18 |
9 |
1268 |
Jealous? |
1.2293 |
0.04028 |
157 |
127 |
24 |
6 |
1269 |
Can I have a bite of yours? |
1.2292 |
0.04030 |
144 |
115 |
25 |
4 |
1270 |
Hi. The name's Ray. Original Ray. |
1.2292 |
0.04264 |
144 |
117 |
21 |
6 |
1271 |
I think they got your order wrong |
1.2292 |
0.04030 |
144 |
115 |
25 |
4 |
1272 |
It took longer than 30 minutes to get it, so it was free. |
1.2291 |
0.03866 |
179 |
146 |
25 |
8 |
1273 |
You really need to get the new lily pad version 2.0. |
1.2289 |
0.03976 |
166 |
135 |
24 |
7 |
1274 |
You laugh now, but in a hour it’ll draw flies |
1.2289 |
0.03883 |
166 |
134 |
26 |
6 |
1275 |
My parents told me it was either Lily or Margherita. |
1.2289 |
0.03976 |
166 |
135 |
24 |
7 |
1276 |
No, it's very healthy. It attracts a variety of bugs. |
1.2288 |
0.03879 |
153 |
122 |
27 |
4 |
1277 |
It's a shame you are gluten-free. |
1.2288 |
0.04198 |
153 |
125 |
21 |
7 |
1278 |
Im never going to starve! |
1.2288 |
0.03879 |
153 |
122 |
27 |
4 |
1279 |
I thought we could watch the game together. |
1.2288 |
0.03988 |
153 |
123 |
25 |
5 |
1280 |
It's a new bed and breakfast idea I'm working on |
1.2288 |
0.03879 |
153 |
122 |
27 |
4 |
1281 |
Soon it will be a cheese and flies pie. |
1.2288 |
0.03988 |
153 |
123 |
25 |
5 |
1282 |
I said " Can you deliver it to my pad?"and it was here faster than you can swat a fly. |
1.2286 |
0.03838 |
175 |
142 |
26 |
7 |
1283 |
It's the fly-mosquito combo from Lilly's Pad Pizza. |
1.2286 |
0.04166 |
175 |
146 |
18 |
11 |
1284 |
I licked the back of some toad and looked what happened. |
1.2286 |
0.03838 |
175 |
142 |
26 |
7 |
1285 |
I just returned from Naples! |
1.2286 |
0.03752 |
175 |
141 |
28 |
6 |
1286 |
The only thing is, it's hard to keep the crust crisp. |
1.2286 |
0.03752 |
175 |
141 |
28 |
6 |
1287 |
Yep, it floats AND the mozzarella soothes my warts. |
1.2284 |
0.03833 |
197 |
163 |
23 |
11 |
1288 |
They say it has something to do with the water here. |
1.2284 |
0.04039 |
162 |
132 |
23 |
7 |
1289 |
It came with a little table. |
1.2284 |
0.03943 |
162 |
131 |
25 |
6 |
1290 |
I know, I know!
It’s cheesy! |
1.2284 |
0.04039 |
162 |
132 |
23 |
7 |
1291 |
Monet is a fraud.
He always airbrushes what he doesn't like. |
1.2282 |
0.04164 |
149 |
121 |
22 |
6 |
1292 |
Have I told you about my new job in product development? |
1.2281 |
0.03806 |
171 |
138 |
27 |
6 |
1293 |
I identify as an endangered species.
But I find my meaning and my joy as a pizza topping! |
1.2281 |
0.03982 |
171 |
140 |
23 |
8 |
1294 |
They're quite similar, but this one has provolone. |
1.2281 |
0.03895 |
171 |
139 |
25 |
7 |
1295 |
I have a home decorating pondcast.” |
1.2280 |
0.04023 |
193 |
162 |
18 |
13 |
1296 |
It's not so different from yours. It's got a cauliflower crust. |
1.2279 |
0.04545 |
136 |
112 |
17 |
7 |
1297 |
Well, if you can think of a better way to find affordable housing, I’m all ears. |
1.2278 |
0.03903 |
158 |
127 |
26 |
5 |
1298 |
And you can get a new one delivered in under 30 minutes. |
1.2278 |
0.04005 |
158 |
128 |
24 |
6 |
1299 |
You're a tad too late. |
1.2278 |
0.03799 |
158 |
126 |
28 |
4 |
1300 |
If it doesn’t attract flies within 30 minutes, it’s free. |
1.2278 |
0.04105 |
158 |
129 |
22 |
7 |
1301 |
Are you vegan? |
1.2278 |
0.04105 |
158 |
129 |
22 |
7 |
1302 |
I'm in a DoorDash commercial about pizza, aren't I? |
1.2276 |
0.03883 |
145 |
115 |
27 |
3 |
1303 |
I hate having to leave home for dinner. |
1.2276 |
0.04005 |
145 |
116 |
25 |
4 |
1304 |
It’s all the rage across the pond! |
1.2276 |
0.04458 |
145 |
120 |
17 |
8 |
1305 |
I was told Chicago style doesn't float. |
1.2276 |
0.03758 |
145 |
114 |
29 |
2 |
1306 |
The bachelor pad is great, but I've found myself making irresponsible meal choices. |
1.2276 |
0.04349 |
145 |
119 |
19 |
7 |
1307 |
I was doing my usual pad order on amazon, but then an ad for Pizza Hut popped up and viola! |
1.2275 |
0.03768 |
167 |
134 |
28 |
5 |
1308 |
Slice, slice baby! |
1.2275 |
0.03768 |
167 |
134 |
28 |
5 |
1309 |
My doctor prescribed a heat pad. |
1.2275 |
0.03571 |
167 |
132 |
32 |
3 |
1310 |
Monet simply never thought to order pizza. |
1.2275 |
0.04045 |
167 |
137 |
22 |
8 |
1311 |
It takes their minds off frog legs. |
1.2273 |
0.03903 |
176 |
144 |
24 |
8 |
1312 |
Unlike the lily pad, pizza isn't biodegradable. |
1.2273 |
0.04637 |
132 |
109 |
16 |
7 |
1313 |
They ordered a pie with frog’s legs to go. |
1.2273 |
0.03965 |
154 |
124 |
25 |
5 |
1314 |
At 99¢ a slice it’s cheaper than conventional real estate. |
1.2273 |
0.04071 |
154 |
125 |
23 |
6 |
1315 |
Pizza is like sex, even when it’s bad it’s still pretty good. |
1.2273 |
0.03965 |
154 |
124 |
25 |
5 |
1316 |
No, anchovies make me want to croak. |
1.2270 |
0.03850 |
185 |
152 |
24 |
9 |
1317 |
I like plain, but anchovies are the best. |
1.2270 |
0.04290 |
163 |
136 |
17 |
10 |
1318 |
They ran out of pepperoni. So I opted for a plain. |
1.2270 |
0.03946 |
141 |
112 |
26 |
3 |
1319 |
I opted for room and board |
1.2267 |
0.04130 |
172 |
143 |
19 |
10 |
1320 |
No, I think it's if you sit in a pot of boiling water. |
1.2267 |
0.04139 |
150 |
122 |
22 |
6 |
1321 |
We look alike but I am Italian |
1.2267 |
0.04030 |
150 |
121 |
24 |
5 |
1322 |
I'm hoping to attract a teenage Princess. And I need some legal advise." |
1.2267 |
0.04030 |
150 |
121 |
24 |
5 |
1323 |
I've never looked back. |
1.2267 |
0.04030 |
150 |
121 |
24 |
5 |
1324 |
I thought I would try the new floating crust. |
1.2265 |
0.03746 |
181 |
147 |
27 |
7 |
1325 |
How about dinner at my pad? |
1.2264 |
0.03882 |
159 |
128 |
26 |
5 |
1326 |
I know it's cheesy, but it feels like home. |
1.2264 |
0.04081 |
159 |
130 |
22 |
7 |
1327 |
The Pizza Rat delivers now. |
1.2264 |
0.04081 |
159 |
130 |
22 |
7 |
1328 |
Your place or mine? |
1.2264 |
0.03983 |
159 |
129 |
24 |
6 |
1329 |
Well, this one's cheesy. |
1.2263 |
0.04271 |
137 |
111 |
21 |
5 |
1330 |
no rule against eating where I sit. |
1.2262 |
0.04196 |
168 |
140 |
18 |
10 |
1331 |
No pineapple, but I'm good with anything else. |
1.2262 |
0.03842 |
168 |
136 |
26 |
6 |
1332 |
My parents met at Woodstock. |
1.2260 |
0.03980 |
146 |
117 |
25 |
4 |
1333 |
Did you know that pepperoni are actually newborn carnivore lily pads? |
1.2260 |
0.04322 |
146 |
120 |
19 |
7 |
1334 |
Do you have any beer? |
1.2260 |
0.03714 |
177 |
143 |
28 |
6 |
1335 |
I decided that gluten free is just not for me. |
1.2260 |
0.03626 |
177 |
142 |
30 |
5 |
1336 |
So the guy said after about two days the flys will be swarming over it. |
1.2258 |
0.03942 |
155 |
125 |
25 |
5 |
1337 |
And it came with this little white table that’s perfect for fly appetizers. |
1.2258 |
0.04347 |
155 |
129 |
17 |
9 |
1338 |
Found it on VRBO, 'Italian villa on the water.' |
1.2258 |
0.04047 |
155 |
126 |
23 |
6 |
1339 |
It’s great except for the occasional yeast infection. |
1.2256 |
0.03994 |
164 |
134 |
23 |
7 |
1340 |
It floats well, but the hot Italian sausage burns. |
1.2256 |
0.03900 |
164 |
133 |
25 |
6 |
1341 |
How’d you guess? It’s marinara |
1.2256 |
0.04081 |
133 |
106 |
24 |
3 |
1342 |
My realtor said he could get me Mediterranean style pad in less than an hour. |
1.2254 |
0.03766 |
173 |
140 |
27 |
6 |
1343 |
My doctor told me this will cure my hemorrhoids. |
1.2254 |
0.04623 |
142 |
119 |
14 |
9 |
1344 |
Who ordered the large pie with locally sourced crickets? |
1.2254 |
0.04287 |
142 |
116 |
20 |
6 |
1345 |
Crust you can trust. |
1.2252 |
0.04114 |
151 |
123 |
22 |
6 |
1346 |
I feel like a topping. |
1.2252 |
0.04006 |
151 |
122 |
24 |
5 |
1347 |
Only toads eat it with a fork. |
1.2250 |
0.03860 |
160 |
129 |
26 |
5 |
1348 |
I hear Ms. Pac-Man is available |
1.2250 |
0.03650 |
160 |
127 |
30 |
3 |
1349 |
I decided to redo the pad in modern Italian. |
1.2250 |
0.04154 |
160 |
132 |
20 |
8 |
1350 |
Hop on over; it's cheese with insect toppings. |
1.2250 |
0.04058 |
160 |
131 |
22 |
7 |
1351 |
My other pad is a gondola! |
1.2250 |
0.03960 |
160 |
130 |
24 |
6 |
1352 |
I once was a frog and now I’m a topping. |
1.2250 |
0.03860 |
160 |
129 |
26 |
5 |
1353 |
This might seem a little strange, but just wait until the moon hits your eye. |
1.2249 |
0.03821 |
169 |
137 |
26 |
6 |
1354 |
It does bring more flies, but it also sticks to your butt. |
1.2249 |
0.04174 |
169 |
141 |
18 |
10 |
1355 |
I got the idea from 'Pimp my Ride' |
1.2249 |
0.03728 |
169 |
136 |
28 |
5 |
1356 |
Edgar A. Goetzl (email is edgoetzl@aol.com) is submitting this caption:
“I’m from New York. Would you like a slice?” |
1.2249 |
0.04088 |
169 |
140 |
20 |
9 |
1357 |
My pad is all inclusive. |
1.2247 |
0.03608 |
178 |
143 |
30 |
5 |
1358 |
Hey! You order a deluxe double maggot Personal Pad pizza? |
1.2247 |
0.03608 |
178 |
143 |
30 |
5 |
1359 |
Sure, it smells good and looks OK, but there’s really nothing worse than a soggy pizza. |
1.2246 |
0.04485 |
138 |
114 |
17 |
7 |
1360 |
I'm not a vegetarian. |
1.2245 |
0.03956 |
147 |
118 |
25 |
4 |
1361 |
They deliver |
1.2245 |
0.04402 |
147 |
122 |
17 |
8 |
1362 |
...and then when he croaked, until we read the will, I had no idea I inherited his pad. |
1.2245 |
0.03956 |
147 |
118 |
25 |
4 |
1363 |
If you knew what it cost me, you'd croak. |
1.2244 |
0.04416 |
156 |
131 |
15 |
10 |
1364 |
And since then, I've really developed a taste for cheese. |
1.2244 |
0.03813 |
156 |
125 |
27 |
4 |
1365 |
It gives me “Pizza & Quiet” |
1.2241 |
0.03657 |
174 |
140 |
29 |
5 |
1366 |
sometimes it feels like she took a pizza of me with her |
1.2241 |
0.03834 |
174 |
142 |
25 |
7 |
1367 |
My pizza or your? |
1.2241 |
0.03657 |
174 |
140 |
29 |
5 |
1368 |
If you order it well-done it floats |
1.2241 |
0.04004 |
174 |
144 |
21 |
9 |
1369 |
The pizza delivery guy may have drowned, but that doesn't mean it's not delicious. |
1.2240 |
0.03709 |
183 |
149 |
27 |
7 |
1370 |
And they deliver,too! |
1.2240 |
0.04020 |
183 |
153 |
19 |
11 |
1371 |
So,yes, I’m back on carbs. |
1.2240 |
0.04801 |
125 |
104 |
14 |
7 |
1372 |
It's too bad the dipping sauce is water . |
1.2239 |
0.04449 |
134 |
110 |
18 |
6 |
1373 |
If you kiss me, it’ll turn into pepperoni |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
1374 |
It’s a franchise. |
1.2238 |
0.04021 |
143 |
115 |
24 |
4 |
1375 |
It's the Princess's cheat day. |
1.2238 |
0.04485 |
143 |
119 |
16 |
8 |
1376 |
I found a place stay that includes meals. |
1.2238 |
0.04142 |
143 |
116 |
22 |
5 |
1377 |
It was either me or pineapple. |
1.2237 |
0.04195 |
152 |
125 |
20 |
7 |
1378 |
I was inspired Stanley Tucci’s Exploring Italy series. It’s a mashup of food and architecture. |
1.2237 |
0.03871 |
152 |
122 |
26 |
4 |
1379 |
It stings the tuchus a little, but it sure brings the flies. |
1.2237 |
0.03982 |
152 |
123 |
24 |
5 |
1380 |
I prefer toadstools over mushrooms on my pizza ! |
1.2237 |
0.03871 |
152 |
122 |
26 |
4 |
1381 |
We decided to dine in tonight. |
1.2236 |
0.04131 |
161 |
133 |
20 |
8 |
1382 |
Beats me why no one likes anchovies. |
1.2236 |
0.03838 |
161 |
130 |
26 |
5 |
1383 |
I don't get it, but I did just move here from New York. |
1.2235 |
0.04066 |
170 |
141 |
20 |
9 |
1384 |
What do you mean it's kind of cheezy? |
1.2235 |
0.03708 |
170 |
137 |
28 |
5 |
1385 |
I’m not worried. Most people don’t like frog legs on their pizza. |
1.2235 |
0.03676 |
179 |
145 |
28 |
6 |
1386 |
It's my attempt at portion control |
1.2231 |
0.03977 |
130 |
103 |
25 |
2 |
1387 |
' the designer said it was Italian renaissance" |
1.2230 |
0.03826 |
139 |
110 |
27 |
2 |
1388 |
Bake for 15 minutes at 450, else you'll have a soggy bottom. |
1.2230 |
0.04215 |
139 |
113 |
21 |
5 |
1389 |
I told her to kiss-off! |
1.2230 |
0.04160 |
148 |
121 |
21 |
6 |
1390 |
It’s good, but next time I’m going with the slug & worm combo. |
1.2229 |
0.04101 |
157 |
129 |
21 |
7 |
1391 |
Then—and this makes all the difference—I put the dough in the refrigerator for three days before rolling it out... |
1.2229 |
0.04132 |
166 |
138 |
19 |
9 |
1392 |
One more slice and I might croak. |
1.2229 |
0.03951 |
166 |
136 |
23 |
7 |
1393 |
It's either global warming or hemorrhoids. |
1.2229 |
0.04132 |
166 |
138 |
19 |
9 |
1394 |
The flies keep swarming my new pad. Springing for Italian floors is worth it! |
1.2229 |
0.03857 |
166 |
135 |
25 |
6 |
1395 |
It folds into a canoe if I'm in a rush. |
1.2229 |
0.03728 |
175 |
142 |
27 |
6 |
1396 |
First, she turns me into a frog. Then out of pity she gives me one wish for anything - anything at all. |
1.2222 |
0.04669 |
144 |
122 |
12 |
10 |
1397 |
It's not so great. I actually ordered the pad thai. |
1.2222 |
0.04027 |
135 |
108 |
24 |
3 |
1398 |
It's their 'Croak Monsieur Special', and they deliver. |
1.2222 |
0.03871 |
171 |
140 |
24 |
7 |
1399 |
Personally, I would've skipped the pineapple. |
1.2222 |
0.03996 |
144 |
116 |
24 |
4 |
1400 |
I get it with mushrooms and extra bugs. |
1.2222 |
0.04233 |
144 |
118 |
20 |
6 |
1401 |
I'm from New York City where are You from? |
1.2222 |
0.03873 |
144 |
115 |
26 |
3 |
1402 |
And the pepperoni works as pads for my tadpoles. |
1.2222 |
0.03735 |
153 |
122 |
28 |
3 |
1403 |
They don't deliver lilies. |
1.2222 |
0.03817 |
162 |
131 |
26 |
5 |
1404 |
You have to say it twice, really fast. |
1.2222 |
0.03849 |
153 |
123 |
26 |
4 |
1405 |
I think I can have two more slices before things get dicey. |
1.2222 |
0.04348 |
126 |
102 |
20 |
4 |
1406 |
It is a New York Style Lily Pad - all the rage! |
1.2222 |
0.03817 |
162 |
131 |
26 |
5 |
1407 |
...and you can get it with or without anchovies. |
1.2222 |
0.03715 |
162 |
130 |
28 |
4 |
1408 |
Beautiful pad, yeah, but five more kids and it’s history. |
1.2222 |
0.04027 |
135 |
108 |
24 |
3 |
1409 |
You should join the Rainbow Coalition too! |
1.2222 |
0.03817 |
162 |
131 |
26 |
5 |
1410 |
...and I have more living space than my brother in Chicago. |
1.2222 |
0.03594 |
171 |
137 |
30 |
4 |
1411 |
You’re Lily, right? I’m Margarita. |
1.2222 |
0.03689 |
171 |
138 |
28 |
5 |
1412 |
You have to manifest it… |
1.2222 |
0.04013 |
162 |
133 |
22 |
7 |
1413 |
I got the idea from HGTV! |
1.2222 |
0.04346 |
144 |
119 |
18 |
7 |
1414 |
The New York water makes it great |
1.2222 |
0.03916 |
162 |
132 |
24 |
6 |
1415 |
Yep, that's my name, Jeremiah. |
1.2222 |
0.03497 |
171 |
136 |
32 |
3 |
1416 |
Yeah, it’s given my pad the pizzazz I’ve craved for a while. |
1.2222 |
0.04116 |
144 |
117 |
22 |
5 |
1417 |
Dinner is under me! |
1.2222 |
0.04346 |
144 |
119 |
18 |
7 |
1418 |
Because egg rolls don’t work. |
1.2216 |
0.04020 |
167 |
138 |
21 |
8 |
1419 |
The pepperoni was more buoyant. |
1.2216 |
0.03929 |
167 |
137 |
23 |
7 |
1420 |
You want a piece of me? |
1.2215 |
0.03978 |
158 |
129 |
23 |
6 |
1421 |
The pizza is a big draw, but it has its downsides. |
1.2215 |
0.04364 |
158 |
133 |
15 |
10 |
1422 |
I’m sitting on a pizza. |
1.2215 |
0.03978 |
158 |
129 |
23 |
6 |
1423 |
Be glad your husband's mid-life crisis was home brewing, mine won't stop talking about his damn pizza oven. |
1.2215 |
0.04175 |
158 |
131 |
19 |
8 |
1424 |
ariverdearie |
1.2215 |
0.03769 |
158 |
127 |
27 |
4 |
1425 |
It was free after a half-hour since I don't have an address. |
1.2215 |
0.04134 |
149 |
122 |
21 |
6 |
1426 |
I had to kiss an Italian prince, but it was well worth it. |
1.2215 |
0.04451 |
149 |
125 |
15 |
9 |
1427 |
I'm the latest French taste experiment |
1.2215 |
0.04134 |
149 |
122 |
21 |
6 |
1428 |
I hopped on a dropped phone and 10 minutes later it was delivered. |
1.2215 |
0.04134 |
149 |
122 |
21 |
6 |
1429 |
And it doubles as a seat warmer. |
1.2214 |
0.04541 |
140 |
117 |
15 |
8 |
1430 |
I've been getting compliments from everybody in the pond except the anchovies. |
1.2214 |
0.04309 |
140 |
115 |
19 |
6 |
1431 |
It just hit me one day…lily pads are useless for attracting flies! |
1.2214 |
0.03935 |
140 |
112 |
25 |
3 |
1432 |
I'm actually not as bad as pineapple. |
1.2214 |
0.04374 |
131 |
107 |
19 |
5 |
1433 |
The only problem
is eating myself out of house and home . |
1.2214 |
0.04506 |
131 |
108 |
17 |
6 |
1434 |
Two for one ended. |
1.2214 |
0.04238 |
131 |
106 |
21 |
4 |
1435 |
How's the pizza bianca? |
1.2209 |
0.03850 |
172 |
141 |
24 |
7 |
1436 |
No, it was delivered. |
1.2209 |
0.03796 |
163 |
132 |
26 |
5 |
1437 |
Open your mouth...I know it's in there... |
1.2209 |
0.04084 |
163 |
135 |
20 |
8 |
1438 |
You have to go across the pond for the best ones. |
1.2208 |
0.03714 |
154 |
123 |
28 |
3 |
1439 |
Extra cheese would have been the same price. |
1.2208 |
0.04146 |
154 |
127 |
20 |
7 |
1440 |
Oh. And how long have you been a vegan? |
1.2207 |
0.04639 |
145 |
123 |
12 |
10 |
1441 |
After the next slice I'll be food rich, house poor. |
1.2207 |
0.03849 |
145 |
116 |
26 |
3 |
1442 |
brrrrup |
1.2207 |
0.04091 |
145 |
118 |
22 |
5 |
1443 |
You'll croak even if you stay off gluten. |
1.2206 |
0.04390 |
136 |
112 |
18 |
6 |
1444 |
. . . And that is why I am more popular than you. |
1.2205 |
0.04170 |
127 |
102 |
22 |
3 |
1445 |
I was just so tired of green. |
1.2205 |
0.04460 |
127 |
104 |
18 |
5 |
1446 |
My architect is Italian. |
1.2203 |
0.03860 |
177 |
146 |
23 |
8 |
1447 |
My ancestors are from Sicily. |
1.2203 |
0.03690 |
177 |
144 |
27 |
6 |
1448 |
I know, it’s a little cheesy |
1.2203 |
0.03511 |
177 |
142 |
31 |
4 |
1449 |
I got tired of sushi. |
1.2202 |
0.03624 |
168 |
135 |
29 |
4 |
1450 |
I had a very good lawyer. |
1.2202 |
0.03624 |
168 |
135 |
29 |
4 |
1451 |
'Aribbitderce.' |
1.2201 |
0.04246 |
159 |
133 |
17 |
9 |
1452 |
It’s the closest I’ll get to a gondola in Venice. |
1.2201 |
0.04054 |
159 |
131 |
21 |
7 |
1453 |
Pineapple? Don't be weird! |
1.2200 |
0.04322 |
150 |
125 |
17 |
8 |
1454 |
You can take the tadpole out of the city … |
1.2200 |
0.04109 |
150 |
123 |
21 |
6 |
1455 |
Trust me -- thick crust is the way to go. |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1456 |
This one really brings in the flies! |
1.2199 |
0.04038 |
141 |
114 |
23 |
4 |
1457 |
Lost the house in the divorce, but I'm loving bachelor life! |
1.2195 |
0.03873 |
164 |
134 |
24 |
6 |
1458 |
The Pizza's not bad! |
1.2195 |
0.04695 |
123 |
102 |
15 |
6 |
1459 |
Tired of waiting for flies? Sick of dining out? With my patented 5 slice program, dinner comes to you. |
1.2194 |
0.04416 |
155 |
131 |
14 |
10 |
1460 |
Yada, yada, yada, and that's how I ended up floating on a pizza pie. |
1.2192 |
0.04291 |
146 |
121 |
18 |
7 |
1461 |
It's a pizza pad. Too soggy to eat but it attracts flies. |
1.2192 |
0.04180 |
146 |
120 |
20 |
6 |
1462 |
Do you have any napkins? |
1.2192 |
0.04180 |
146 |
120 |
20 |
6 |
1463 |
My own slice of heaven |
1.2191 |
0.03840 |
178 |
147 |
23 |
8 |
1464 |
I first read about it on Ribbit then ordered from Pizza Hop. |
1.2190 |
0.03974 |
137 |
110 |
24 |
3 |
1465 |
I really like the heated seat. |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1466 |
You should try the heated seat feature |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
1467 |
Delivery was free! |
1.2189 |
0.03887 |
169 |
139 |
23 |
7 |
1468 |
Yeh, but if you order pepperoni the seagulls will pester the crap out of you. |
1.2189 |
0.03977 |
169 |
140 |
21 |
8 |
1469 |
Deep dish is just a little too heavy for me. |
1.2189 |
0.03605 |
169 |
136 |
29 |
4 |
1470 |
When I said I live at Sal and Carmine’s I wasn’t kidding. |
1.2188 |
0.03831 |
160 |
130 |
25 |
5 |
1471 |
Cheese is all I can afford right now,I hope to start adding toppings soon. |
1.2188 |
0.04141 |
128 |
103 |
22 |
3 |
1472 |
Don’t laugh! It’s done wonders for my hemorrhoids. |
1.2188 |
0.04827 |
128 |
108 |
12 |
8 |
1473 |
Wife is an interior designer . |
1.2188 |
0.04287 |
128 |
104 |
20 |
4 |
1474 |
Any sign that those mushrooms are starting to kick in yet? |
1.2188 |
0.04031 |
160 |
132 |
21 |
7 |
1475 |
As a matter of fact my whole family is Italian. |
1.2186 |
0.03767 |
183 |
151 |
24 |
8 |
1476 |
It has a good rise. |
1.2185 |
0.03975 |
151 |
123 |
23 |
5 |
1477 |
It’s unsinkable. I had it made with White Lily flour. |
1.2184 |
0.03539 |
174 |
140 |
30 |
4 |
1478 |
Can you guess if it is New York or Chicago style? |
1.2184 |
0.03810 |
174 |
143 |
24 |
7 |
1479 |
The thin pad is nice, but I prefer the deep dish. |
1.2183 |
0.04135 |
142 |
116 |
21 |
5 |
1480 |
Ever since I changed my name to Prince formally known as Frog, I’ve been getting kissed a lot more. |
1.2183 |
0.04370 |
142 |
118 |
17 |
7 |
1481 |
Oh,and by the way, it’s thin crust. |
1.2183 |
0.04135 |
142 |
116 |
21 |
5 |
1482 |
Next time we’ll get the McRibbit. |
1.2182 |
0.03946 |
165 |
136 |
22 |
7 |
1483 |
I got a guy in the city that makes these with anchovies |
1.2182 |
0.03655 |
165 |
133 |
28 |
4 |
1484 |
The princess kisses you and turns your lily pad into a pizza. |
1.2180 |
0.04180 |
133 |
108 |
21 |
4 |
1485 |
Yeah, I'm from New York. Why? |
1.2179 |
0.03782 |
156 |
126 |
26 |
4 |
1486 |
It’s a perk if you’re Italian. |
1.2179 |
0.03671 |
156 |
125 |
28 |
3 |
1487 |
Soggy or not, mine tastes better than yours. |
1.2179 |
0.03671 |
156 |
125 |
28 |
3 |
1488 |
Try it. Your ass will be happy. |
1.2179 |
0.04294 |
156 |
131 |
16 |
9 |
1489 |
Last one I had was a stuffed crust but it was too much like sitting in a dinghy |
1.2179 |
0.03782 |
156 |
126 |
26 |
4 |
1490 |
If I can stick by my diet, I'm in great shape - this floats my boat. |
1.2179 |
0.03890 |
156 |
127 |
24 |
5 |
1491 |
Do you want extra flies on yours? |
1.2179 |
0.03995 |
156 |
128 |
22 |
6 |
1492 |
It's straight from Italy. |
1.2179 |
0.03890 |
156 |
127 |
24 |
5 |
1493 |
When I get more dough, I’ll get some add-ons. |
1.2179 |
0.03671 |
156 |
125 |
28 |
3 |
1494 |
Pizza gives me acid reflux |
1.2179 |
0.03737 |
179 |
147 |
25 |
7 |
1495 |
I said I wanted a lilypad with 'no flower' I didn't mean gluten free! |
1.2179 |
0.03902 |
179 |
149 |
21 |
9 |
1496 |
This is a slice of heaven |
1.2177 |
0.04373 |
147 |
123 |
16 |
8 |
1497 |
Pac-Man must have had a change of heart. |
1.2177 |
0.04154 |
147 |
121 |
20 |
6 |
1498 |
I just wanted to warm my buns before I croak. |
1.2177 |
0.04154 |
147 |
121 |
20 |
6 |
1499 |
I heard the Princess likes pizza. |
1.2177 |
0.04154 |
147 |
121 |
20 |
6 |
1500 |
It’s the last thing on my bucket list before I croak. |
1.2177 |
0.04373 |
147 |
123 |
16 |
8 |
1501 |
I used to be a picky eater, too. |
1.2177 |
0.03678 |
147 |
117 |
28 |
2 |
1502 |
Technically, it's a mid eastern flatbread. |
1.2176 |
0.03586 |
170 |
137 |
29 |
4 |
1503 |
My flotation device is much tastier than yours. |
1.2176 |
0.03682 |
170 |
138 |
27 |
5 |
1504 |
Give pizza chance. |
1.2174 |
0.04570 |
138 |
116 |
14 |
8 |
1505 |
With the recent surge in real estate around these parts, I’m sitting on a lot dough. |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
1506 |
Then the moon hit the sky and this fell into the pond. That's amore. |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1507 |
I chose myself as the one topping. |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
1508 |
It was an everything pizza. |
1.2174 |
0.03707 |
161 |
130 |
27 |
4 |
1509 |
Yes, I have tried deep-dish. But it sinks. |
1.2174 |
0.04104 |
161 |
134 |
19 |
8 |
1510 |
I know it's a little cheesy, but I call it "home." |
1.2174 |
0.04080 |
138 |
112 |
22 |
4 |
1511 |
Oh, this isn't considered wetlands anymore so why not a pizza joint? |
1.2171 |
0.03790 |
175 |
144 |
24 |
7 |
1512 |
Oh this, I found it near the sewer and realized it attracts more flies. |
1.2171 |
0.03703 |
175 |
143 |
26 |
6 |
1513 |
Care to come over to my pad? I ordered a pizza. |
1.2171 |
0.03840 |
152 |
123 |
25 |
4 |
1514 |
They're considering frogs legs as a topping. |
1.2171 |
0.04269 |
152 |
127 |
17 |
8 |
1515 |
My designer?" "Pads by Lilly. |
1.2171 |
0.04166 |
152 |
126 |
19 |
7 |
1516 |
It's called the pizzapad, it got great reviews from the Amazon |
1.2171 |
0.04166 |
152 |
126 |
19 |
7 |
1517 |
Yeh but the turtles are eating me out of house and home. |
1.2171 |
0.03840 |
152 |
123 |
25 |
4 |
1518 |
I can smell your cunt! |
1.2171 |
0.04469 |
152 |
129 |
13 |
10 |
1519 |
Yes I do love the color!
only problem is I have to replace the darn thing every time friends come over. |
1.2171 |
0.04060 |
152 |
125 |
21 |
6 |
1520 |
I tried a taco but it didn't work |
1.2171 |
0.04533 |
129 |
107 |
16 |
6 |
1521 |
Come over to my pad and we can have dinner. |
1.2169 |
0.03734 |
166 |
135 |
26 |
5 |
1522 |
I see you've gone gluten free. |
1.2168 |
0.04227 |
143 |
118 |
19 |
6 |
1523 |
Sorry, but why would I trade slices with you? |
1.2168 |
0.04227 |
143 |
118 |
19 |
6 |
1524 |
They said I could get it free if I could provide a topping that they couldn't. So I stepped on it. |
1.2167 |
0.04761 |
120 |
100 |
14 |
6 |
1525 |
My decorator? Name’s Luigi something. |
1.2166 |
0.03761 |
157 |
127 |
26 |
4 |
1526 |
Like the Pizza-pad? |
1.2166 |
0.03972 |
157 |
129 |
22 |
6 |
1527 |
I am one kiss away from being a drag-queen. |
1.2164 |
0.04539 |
134 |
112 |
15 |
7 |
1528 |
Just a slice of the good life |
1.2164 |
0.04015 |
134 |
108 |
23 |
3 |
1529 |
I'm an Italian frog. |
1.2164 |
0.04015 |
134 |
108 |
23 |
3 |
1530 |
I find that flies are suckers for this pizza paint-on leaf. |
1.2164 |
0.04285 |
134 |
110 |
19 |
5 |
1531 |
»Next Wednesday between twelve and five we can get two for the price of one.« |
1.2162 |
0.04450 |
148 |
125 |
14 |
9 |
1532 |
It’s the New York water that makes it so good. |
1.2162 |
0.04128 |
148 |
122 |
20 |
6 |
1533 |
Now. that I'm retired , I got myself a piece of the pie |
1.2162 |
0.04128 |
148 |
122 |
20 |
6 |
1534 |
I wish Dad was still around so he could see how well I've done. |
1.2160 |
0.03686 |
162 |
131 |
27 |
4 |
1535 |
'Beer commercial royalties.' |
1.2160 |
0.04081 |
162 |
135 |
19 |
8 |
1536 |
Got room on your pad for me, my pizza pad is about to sink. |
1.2160 |
0.03986 |
162 |
134 |
21 |
7 |
1537 |
It's the same size and attracts flies, what's not to get? |
1.2160 |
0.04626 |
125 |
104 |
15 |
6 |
1538 |
I know, I’m sorry, plant-based just wasn’t for me! |
1.2159 |
0.03771 |
176 |
145 |
24 |
7 |
1539 |
If we're going to make it in this world, we are going to have to think outside the box. |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1540 |
You think this lily pad is too cheesy? |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1541 |
Hopperoni. |
1.2158 |
0.03923 |
139 |
112 |
24 |
3 |
1542 |
It’s not sliced. I rippit.” |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
1543 |
Not bad, but I prefer Chicago deep dish! |
1.2157 |
0.03928 |
153 |
125 |
23 |
5 |
1544 |
Turns out she wanted me to have more pizzazz. |
1.2157 |
0.04036 |
153 |
126 |
21 |
6 |
1545 |
It's got extra hoppings. |
1.2157 |
0.04036 |
153 |
126 |
21 |
6 |
1546 |
It’s a great butt warmer! |
1.2157 |
0.04141 |
153 |
127 |
19 |
7 |
1547 |
It attracts the BEST flies! |
1.2157 |
0.03817 |
153 |
124 |
25 |
4 |
1548 |
It was a definite "no" on the pineapple. |
1.2156 |
0.03514 |
167 |
134 |
30 |
3 |
1549 |
I find that it satisfies the gators. |
1.2155 |
0.03616 |
181 |
148 |
27 |
6 |
1550 |
It’s a hybrid lily I discovered on my travels in Italy. |
1.2155 |
0.03700 |
181 |
149 |
25 |
7 |
1551 |
Wanna come over to my pad for some pizza, Netflix and chill? |
1.2153 |
0.03838 |
144 |
116 |
25 |
3 |
1552 |
Oh, it really delivers. |
1.2153 |
0.03709 |
144 |
115 |
27 |
2 |
1553 |
... but it's Pad Thai Pizza! |
1.2153 |
0.04083 |
144 |
118 |
21 |
5 |
1554 |
…plus, it keeps my bum warm |
1.2153 |
0.04314 |
144 |
120 |
17 |
7 |
1555 |
You can call me Papa John. |
1.2153 |
0.04083 |
144 |
118 |
21 |
5 |
1556 |
I'm just not ready to own. |
1.2153 |
0.03709 |
144 |
115 |
27 |
2 |
1557 |
On a big pzza pie, that's Amore. |
1.2152 |
0.03739 |
158 |
128 |
26 |
4 |
1558 |
Lousy pizza, but great pad - it attracts flies! |
1.2152 |
0.03846 |
158 |
129 |
24 |
5 |
1559 |
Your birthday present was the best. I love crayons. |
1.2152 |
0.03949 |
158 |
130 |
22 |
6 |
1560 |
They forgot the pepperoni. |
1.2152 |
0.03739 |
158 |
128 |
26 |
4 |
1561 |
I picked off all the flies. |
1.2151 |
0.03643 |
172 |
140 |
27 |
5 |
1562 |
How do you feel about pineapple? |
1.2151 |
0.03735 |
172 |
141 |
25 |
6 |
1563 |
This is extremely painful."
- Frog who is allergic to chees |
1.2148 |
0.04384 |
135 |
112 |
17 |
6 |
1564 |
Get the snails-and-flies pie. That's my favorite! |
1.2148 |
0.04629 |
135 |
114 |
13 |
8 |
1565 |
'We make the pies, you add the flies.'
I'm blowing the pizza market wide open, Jeremiah! |
1.2148 |
0.04508 |
135 |
113 |
15 |
7 |
1566 |
Is it too cheesy? |
1.2148 |
0.03988 |
135 |
109 |
23 |
3 |
1567 |
They heated it so gradually I didn't realize I was getting stuck. |
1.2148 |
0.04256 |
135 |
111 |
19 |
5 |
1568 |
No, Man! If you control the urge to jump,
the pepperoni brings you into a new sensory reality! |
1.2148 |
0.03988 |
135 |
109 |
23 |
3 |
1569 |
It attracts more flies without the gluten free crust. |
1.2148 |
0.04212 |
149 |
124 |
18 |
7 |
1570 |
It's better than eating flies. |
1.2148 |
0.04212 |
149 |
124 |
18 |
7 |
1571 |
The only downside is having to scrape the cheese off of the flies. |
1.2148 |
0.04319 |
149 |
125 |
16 |
8 |
1572 |
It's a plant-based pizza nestled in a swamp-based sauce. |
1.2148 |
0.03757 |
149 |
120 |
26 |
3 |
1573 |
Ceci n'est pas une pizza. |
1.2147 |
0.03964 |
163 |
135 |
21 |
7 |
1574 |
I'd prefer a different topping! |
1.2147 |
0.03768 |
163 |
133 |
25 |
5 |
1575 |
It's the latest topping in France. |
1.2147 |
0.04058 |
163 |
136 |
19 |
8 |
1576 |
It's not de-lily, it's DiGiorno! |
1.2147 |
0.03867 |
163 |
134 |
23 |
6 |
1577 |
The guys love to come to my pad to party. |
1.2147 |
0.03768 |
163 |
133 |
25 |
5 |
1578 |
Yeah, I got it in thirty minutes. |
1.2147 |
0.04000 |
177 |
149 |
18 |
10 |
1579 |
I bet she'll wish she specified the toppings more clearly |
1.2143 |
0.04012 |
154 |
127 |
21 |
6 |
1580 |
The pizza's soggy, but I'm a whiz at fractions. |
1.2143 |
0.04275 |
140 |
116 |
18 |
6 |
1581 |
My nutritionist and designer both recommended it. |
1.2143 |
0.03898 |
140 |
113 |
24 |
3 |
1582 |
You should try the new delivery service out here. |
1.2143 |
0.04153 |
140 |
115 |
20 |
5 |
1583 |
What do you mean, "unnatural"? It's 100% organic with no preservatives! |
1.2143 |
0.03795 |
154 |
125 |
25 |
4 |
1584 |
You've tried the rest, now try the best! |
1.2143 |
0.03905 |
154 |
126 |
23 |
5 |
1585 |
You want a piece of my pizza pad? |
1.2143 |
0.03764 |
140 |
112 |
26 |
2 |
1586 |
It's the Lake Como special. |
1.2143 |
0.04153 |
140 |
115 |
20 |
5 |
1587 |
Can I come over to your pad? Mine’s a little crusty. |
1.2143 |
0.04012 |
154 |
127 |
21 |
6 |
1588 |
I'm clueless--but if it's due to climate change we're in luck. |
1.2143 |
0.04153 |
140 |
115 |
20 |
5 |
1589 |
well, of course it's vegetarian! |
1.2138 |
0.03718 |
159 |
129 |
26 |
4 |
1590 |
It’s the ‘check engine’ light again. |
1.2138 |
0.04027 |
159 |
132 |
20 |
7 |
1591 |
You have to ask for more tomato sauce and cheese, that's all. |
1.2138 |
0.03824 |
159 |
130 |
24 |
5 |
1592 |
It really is the Central Park water that makes the difference. |
1.2138 |
0.03824 |
159 |
130 |
24 |
5 |
1593 |
What makes you think that I'm Italian? |
1.2138 |
0.03938 |
145 |
118 |
23 |
4 |
1594 |
It’s decorative vinyl. Totally waterproof. |
1.2138 |
0.03938 |
145 |
118 |
23 |
4 |
1595 |
Had a coupon for a Personal Pad Pizza, $8.99. |
1.2138 |
0.03938 |
145 |
118 |
23 |
4 |
1596 |
The chef said that I should sit here until he prepares the Cuisses de Grenouille |
1.2138 |
0.04057 |
145 |
119 |
21 |
5 |
1597 |
The delivery company messed up. I ordered anchovies. |
1.2138 |
0.03938 |
145 |
118 |
23 |
4 |
1598 |
When I brought it home from the dealer, my wife nearly croaked. |
1.2137 |
0.04469 |
131 |
109 |
16 |
6 |
1599 |
If you think this is somethin' you should see my Chicago pad! |
1.2137 |
0.04056 |
131 |
106 |
22 |
3 |
1600 |
I see the delivery guy stole a slice out of yours too! |
1.2137 |
0.04198 |
131 |
107 |
20 |
4 |
1601 |
Yea, I don't get it either. |
1.2137 |
0.04514 |
117 |
96 |
17 |
4 |
1602 |
It's a great platform for hunting; plus it draws more flies than anything else I've tried that i'd want to sit on! |
1.2134 |
0.04035 |
164 |
137 |
19 |
8 |
1603 |
It’s a diner cruise. |
1.2134 |
0.03942 |
164 |
136 |
21 |
7 |
1604 |
I stole it from a turtle. |
1.2133 |
0.04292 |
150 |
126 |
16 |
8 |
1605 |
Ciao, io sono Prince Lorenzo De’Medici. |
1.2133 |
0.03853 |
150 |
122 |
24 |
4 |
1606 |
I can gather friends without croaking. |
1.2133 |
0.04187 |
150 |
125 |
18 |
7 |
1607 |
It's an invasive species--the Pizza Lily |
1.2133 |
0.03967 |
150 |
123 |
22 |
5 |
1608 |
I miss Calzone Larry. |
1.2133 |
0.04078 |
150 |
124 |
20 |
6 |
1609 |
Care for a slice? |
1.2133 |
0.03853 |
150 |
122 |
24 |
4 |
1610 |
A rat stole a slice. |
1.2132 |
0.03962 |
136 |
110 |
23 |
3 |
1611 |
I got the combo. It has various flying insects with extra dragon flies of course. |
1.2132 |
0.04097 |
136 |
111 |
21 |
4 |
1612 |
It's precarious when I'm on my last slice. |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
1613 |
Symmetry is overrated - I’m going in for my second slice. |
1.2132 |
0.04598 |
136 |
115 |
13 |
8 |
1614 |
I may upgrade to a thick crust for my sciatica. |
1.2130 |
0.04126 |
169 |
143 |
16 |
10 |
1615 |
Believe it or not, this pizza was still hot when it got here. |
1.2129 |
0.03989 |
155 |
128 |
21 |
6 |
1616 |
I find it gets sticky on really hot days. |
1.2129 |
0.04092 |
155 |
129 |
19 |
7 |
1617 |
The warm mozzarella is soothing. |
1.2129 |
0.04193 |
155 |
130 |
17 |
8 |
1618 |
It was free - they missed the 30-minute delivery window. |
1.2129 |
0.04292 |
155 |
131 |
15 |
9 |
1619 |
It's why all the croakers come to my pad for a good time. |
1.2129 |
0.03882 |
155 |
127 |
23 |
5 |
1620 |
No,Prince of France. Why? |
1.2128 |
0.04365 |
141 |
118 |
16 |
7 |
1621 |
What did I think of Europe? Italian chefs are geniuses; French chefs are barbarians. |
1.2126 |
0.03785 |
174 |
144 |
23 |
7 |
1622 |
Oh, you should absolutely try it. The stuffed crust is especially buoyant. |
1.2125 |
0.03904 |
160 |
132 |
22 |
6 |
1623 |
My pizza pad comes without roots. |
1.2125 |
0.03589 |
160 |
129 |
28 |
3 |
1624 |
Anchovies are to die for. |
1.2125 |
0.03802 |
160 |
131 |
24 |
5 |
1625 |
When has ribbit ever worked? I say pizza-it one time and BAM! |
1.2125 |
0.04195 |
160 |
135 |
16 |
9 |
1626 |
I'm testing a new pizza. Frogmore. |
1.2123 |
0.04032 |
146 |
120 |
21 |
5 |
1627 |
Fly toppings are extra... |
1.2123 |
0.03913 |
146 |
119 |
23 |
4 |
1628 |
Hop by my pad for a slice or two later? |
1.2123 |
0.04032 |
146 |
120 |
21 |
5 |
1629 |
Ribetivi, ribetivi. |
1.2123 |
0.04032 |
146 |
120 |
21 |
5 |
1630 |
Now, if I could just solve the problem of the soggy crust. |
1.2123 |
0.04148 |
146 |
121 |
19 |
6 |
1631 |
Figured to improve my chances of a kiss. |
1.2123 |
0.04260 |
146 |
122 |
17 |
7 |
1632 |
And it never gets soggy! |
1.2123 |
0.04260 |
146 |
122 |
17 |
7 |
1633 |
Trust me... you want the thick crust. |
1.2123 |
0.03913 |
146 |
119 |
23 |
4 |
1634 |
I tried lasagna but it didn't make the cut. |
1.2121 |
0.04438 |
132 |
110 |
16 |
6 |
1635 |
They heated us up slowly, so I didn't notice. |
1.2121 |
0.04169 |
132 |
108 |
20 |
4 |
1636 |
This color looks great with my skin tone. |
1.2121 |
0.03626 |
165 |
134 |
27 |
4 |
1637 |
Totally GMO, other than the flies. |
1.2121 |
0.03920 |
165 |
137 |
21 |
7 |
1638 |
Io sono Italiano! |
1.2121 |
0.03726 |
165 |
135 |
25 |
5 |
1639 |
I have Italian family... |
1.2121 |
0.04193 |
165 |
140 |
15 |
10 |
1640 |
I am going to finish eating this pizza before I croak. |
1.2121 |
0.04438 |
132 |
110 |
16 |
6 |
1641 |
Your pizza pad or mine? |
1.2121 |
0.04169 |
132 |
108 |
20 |
4 |
1642 |
It cost me some real Monet. |
1.2119 |
0.03943 |
151 |
124 |
22 |
5 |
1643 |
Has the moon hit your eye yet? I’m still waiting for that engagement ring. |
1.2119 |
0.04161 |
151 |
126 |
18 |
7 |
1644 |
Its an Italian |
1.2119 |
0.04161 |
151 |
126 |
18 |
7 |
1645 |
If you tried the fly-eroni style, you'd be riveted too |
1.2119 |
0.04638 |
118 |
98 |
15 |
5 |
1646 |
Gotta kiss a lot of lily pads but your ship will come in. |
1.2118 |
0.03930 |
170 |
142 |
20 |
8 |
1647 |
I suggest thick crust. Better buoyancy. |
1.2117 |
0.04448 |
137 |
115 |
15 |
7 |
1648 |
How YOU doin’? |
1.2117 |
0.04326 |
137 |
114 |
17 |
6 |
1649 |
I should've said hold the jalapenos |
1.2117 |
0.04070 |
137 |
112 |
21 |
4 |
1650 |
It"s "NAPOLITANSK" from IKEA. |
1.2117 |
0.04326 |
137 |
114 |
17 |
6 |
1651 |
It’s the Lily Pad special! |
1.2117 |
0.04200 |
137 |
113 |
19 |
5 |
1652 |
My memento from being kissed by Sophia Loren. |
1.2115 |
0.04068 |
156 |
130 |
19 |
7 |
1653 |
Where ya think imma hop when the gentrifiers take another slice? |
1.2115 |
0.04169 |
156 |
131 |
17 |
8 |
1654 |
Yeah, it's the new green. |
1.2114 |
0.04654 |
123 |
103 |
14 |
6 |
1655 |
I’m afraid the tadpoles will eat me out of house and home. |
1.2113 |
0.03717 |
142 |
114 |
26 |
2 |
1656 |
It was delivered late, so my first month's mortgage was waived. |
1.2113 |
0.04220 |
142 |
118 |
18 |
6 |
1657 |
I’m floatin’ here! |
1.2113 |
0.03977 |
142 |
116 |
22 |
4 |
1658 |
A pond, a pizza, and a pal...what could be better? |
1.2113 |
0.03977 |
142 |
116 |
22 |
4 |
1659 |
Just ask for extra toppings. |
1.2113 |
0.04220 |
142 |
118 |
18 |
6 |
1660 |
Terrible news! The New Yorker is coloring its cartoons. |
1.2113 |
0.04337 |
142 |
119 |
16 |
7 |
1661 |
I find Deep Dish more stable. |
1.2113 |
0.03977 |
142 |
116 |
22 |
4 |
1662 |
I needed something that says "Me" |
1.2112 |
0.04171 |
161 |
136 |
16 |
9 |
1663 |
Well, I asked AI to improve my lily pad and this is what it came up with. |
1.2109 |
0.04098 |
128 |
104 |
21 |
3 |
1664 |
I got the Hawaiian because pepperoni makes me jumpy. |
1.2109 |
0.04388 |
128 |
106 |
17 |
5 |
1665 |
I love this place, but they forgot my side of flies |
1.2109 |
0.03945 |
128 |
103 |
23 |
2 |
1666 |
The deep dish was too ostentatious. |
1.2109 |
0.04098 |
128 |
104 |
21 |
3 |
1667 |
My decorator is big into repurposing. |
1.2109 |
0.04007 |
147 |
121 |
21 |
5 |
1668 |
'Wanna be your own boss, too? There are still franchises available!" |
1.2109 |
0.04122 |
147 |
122 |
19 |
6 |
1669 |
My golf pro says I need to stop slicing. |
1.2109 |
0.03889 |
147 |
120 |
23 |
4 |
1670 |
The tricky part is keeping it hot |
1.2109 |
0.04342 |
147 |
124 |
15 |
8 |
1671 |
I just went hopping and ended up a topping. |
1.2109 |
0.04342 |
147 |
124 |
15 |
8 |
1672 |
I always leave Naples at this time of year. |
1.2108 |
0.03706 |
166 |
136 |
25 |
5 |
1673 |
I was hungry. |
1.2108 |
0.03898 |
166 |
138 |
21 |
7 |
1674 |
... and I'm never hungry. |
1.2105 |
0.03920 |
152 |
125 |
22 |
5 |
1675 |
My grandmother came from Naples. |
1.2105 |
0.03807 |
152 |
124 |
24 |
4 |
1676 |
Allora, I told you I have Italian roots. |
1.2105 |
0.03996 |
171 |
144 |
18 |
9 |
1677 |
It's a 'four seasons', you can use it all year round. |
1.2105 |
0.04029 |
152 |
126 |
20 |
6 |
1678 |
It’s a sweet pad and I don’t have to do anything, the flies come to me. |
1.2105 |
0.04276 |
133 |
110 |
18 |
5 |
1679 |
I can't resist museum shops. Today Monet, tomorrow Picasso. |
1.2105 |
0.04136 |
152 |
127 |
18 |
7 |
1680 |
It was a cheaper listing than anything rent controlled. |
1.2105 |
0.04408 |
133 |
111 |
16 |
6 |
1681 |
Ribbit.Ribbit. Pizza. Pizza. |
1.2105 |
0.03807 |
152 |
124 |
24 |
4 |
1682 |
Since when did you go vegan? |
1.2105 |
0.03909 |
171 |
143 |
20 |
8 |
1683 |
I'm redecorating. |
1.2102 |
0.03942 |
157 |
130 |
21 |
6 |
1684 |
I got us the prince size |
1.2102 |
0.04144 |
157 |
132 |
17 |
8 |
1685 |
After a few days, this thing will attract more flies than you ever dreamed of! |
1.2102 |
0.03837 |
157 |
129 |
23 |
5 |
1686 |
The pad is always brighter on the other side |
1.2102 |
0.03618 |
157 |
127 |
27 |
3 |
1687 |
Don’t worry, it’s gluten free” |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1688 |
You can have a slice, but I already picked the flies off. |
1.2101 |
0.03910 |
138 |
112 |
23 |
3 |
1689 |
Largemouth Bass ate it. |
1.2101 |
0.03910 |
138 |
112 |
23 |
3 |
1690 |
Hey there,jump on over to my pad for a slice. |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1691 |
Come on over! I swear it's gluten free. |
1.2099 |
0.04054 |
162 |
136 |
18 |
8 |
1692 |
It’s the very latest in culinary art. |
1.2099 |
0.03760 |
162 |
133 |
24 |
5 |
1693 |
I said, Mr. Frog, on Pond Creek Road. They delivered in less then 20 minutes. |
1.2098 |
0.03951 |
143 |
117 |
22 |
4 |
1694 |
I just figured if I didn't do it now while I'm still young and single and had a few bucks I never would. |
1.2098 |
0.04193 |
143 |
119 |
18 |
6 |
1695 |
No, it’s not gluten-free, but it does float. |
1.2098 |
0.04309 |
143 |
120 |
16 |
7 |
1696 |
Thick crust has changed the world. |
1.2098 |
0.03951 |
143 |
117 |
22 |
4 |
1697 |
You wanted "Famous Original Ray's Real Pizza," not "Real Original Ray's Famous Pizza." |
1.2097 |
0.04620 |
124 |
104 |
14 |
6 |
1698 |
Of all the Pizza joints in all the Ponds in all the world she hops into mine! |
1.2096 |
0.04147 |
167 |
142 |
15 |
10 |
1699 |
My crust gets more kisses than me |
1.2095 |
0.03745 |
148 |
120 |
25 |
3 |
1700 |
I'm thinking about adding pepperoni to spice up the decor. |
1.2095 |
0.03865 |
148 |
121 |
23 |
4 |
1701 |
Ribbitaliano! |
1.2095 |
0.04207 |
148 |
124 |
17 |
7 |
1702 |
Yeah, ‘Turns out Pizza-Rat is delivering for Door-dash now. |
1.2095 |
0.04315 |
148 |
125 |
15 |
8 |
1703 |
I kissed it and it turned into a pizza. |
1.2095 |
0.03983 |
148 |
122 |
21 |
5 |
1704 |
When you order on Mondays you get three toppings for free. |
1.2093 |
0.04627 |
129 |
109 |
13 |
7 |
1705 |
I know a guy who knows a guy. |
1.2093 |
0.04216 |
129 |
106 |
19 |
4 |
1706 |
I AM originally from the City. How'd you guess? |
1.2093 |
0.03918 |
129 |
104 |
23 |
2 |
1707 |
You can't top this! |
1.2093 |
0.03760 |
129 |
103 |
25 |
1 |
1708 |
I never know how much to tip the delivery guy. |
1.2093 |
0.04070 |
129 |
105 |
21 |
3 |
1709 |
And they say climate change isn't real. |
1.2092 |
0.04111 |
153 |
128 |
18 |
7 |
1710 |
People always throw away pizza with pineapple on it. |
1.2092 |
0.03896 |
153 |
126 |
22 |
5 |
1711 |
Greetings from Margheritaville! |
1.2092 |
0.03896 |
153 |
126 |
22 |
5 |
1712 |
Apparently, ‘ribbet, ribbet’ in human speak means ‘pizza, pizza’. |
1.2092 |
0.04005 |
153 |
127 |
20 |
6 |
1713 |
We got ours to go. |
1.2092 |
0.03427 |
153 |
122 |
30 |
1 |
1714 |
New York City rats like it so I thought I'd give it a try! |
1.2092 |
0.04111 |
153 |
128 |
18 |
7 |
1715 |
At first I wasn't sure, but it's really homemade. |
1.2092 |
0.04005 |
153 |
127 |
20 |
6 |
1716 |
Did you eat a slice? |
1.2092 |
0.03550 |
153 |
123 |
28 |
2 |
1717 |
This is great. A cruise including meals. |
1.2090 |
0.03830 |
134 |
108 |
24 |
2 |
1718 |
I got a sponsorship. |
1.2090 |
0.04504 |
134 |
113 |
14 |
7 |
1719 |
Have you tried the new hopping topping? |
1.2090 |
0.04113 |
134 |
110 |
20 |
4 |
1720 |
I asked for flies but settled for anchovies |
1.2090 |
0.04247 |
134 |
111 |
18 |
5 |
1721 |
So they import real New York tap water and that's what makes the crust so airy. |
1.2090 |
0.03974 |
134 |
109 |
22 |
3 |
1722 |
I licked a prince. |
1.2089 |
0.04120 |
158 |
133 |
17 |
8 |
1723 |
It was either this or the sauce pan. |
1.2089 |
0.03366 |
158 |
126 |
31 |
1 |
1724 |
The flavor really changed when I started eating gluten again. |
1.2089 |
0.03815 |
158 |
130 |
23 |
5 |
1725 |
The sales person said the pizza-pad made me look cooler. |
1.2089 |
0.03919 |
158 |
131 |
21 |
6 |
1726 |
I miss Gary Larson. |
1.2087 |
0.04703 |
115 |
96 |
14 |
5 |
1727 |
What, you're telling me you've never met an Italian frog before? |
1.2086 |
0.04017 |
139 |
114 |
21 |
4 |
1728 |
Where else? Amazon.com.. |
1.2086 |
0.04506 |
139 |
118 |
13 |
8 |
1729 |
As "pizza" it's stupid. As "fly bait" it's genius. |
1.2086 |
0.03885 |
139 |
113 |
23 |
3 |
1730 |
I went with thin crust. Deep dish doesn’t work in a small pond. |
1.2086 |
0.04145 |
139 |
115 |
19 |
5 |
1731 |
My doctor prescribed it...hemorrhoids. |
1.2086 |
0.04145 |
139 |
115 |
19 |
5 |
1732 |
Turns out that Friday is my lucky day. |
1.2086 |
0.04268 |
139 |
116 |
17 |
6 |
1733 |
Gluten free,soy cheese,completely water proofed. |
1.2086 |
0.04017 |
139 |
114 |
21 |
4 |
1734 |
Thin Crust, trust me, you'll never go back. |
1.2086 |
0.03885 |
139 |
113 |
23 |
3 |
1735 |
I think it's something I ate |
1.2086 |
0.03636 |
163 |
133 |
26 |
4 |
1736 |
If you share your pad, I'll share my pizza. |
1.2086 |
0.03936 |
163 |
136 |
20 |
7 |
1737 |
I redecorated after my trip to Italy. |
1.2083 |
0.04124 |
168 |
143 |
15 |
10 |
1738 |
I assume yours is gluten-free? |
1.2083 |
0.03927 |
144 |
118 |
22 |
4 |
1739 |
My theory is that the French won't cut my legs off if they taste like pizza. |
1.2083 |
0.03856 |
168 |
140 |
21 |
7 |
1740 |
It's a magnet for flies. |
1.2083 |
0.03927 |
144 |
118 |
22 |
4 |
1741 |
Welcome to life on golden crust pond. |
1.2083 |
0.04048 |
144 |
119 |
20 |
5 |
1742 |
I said peace lily. |
1.2083 |
0.04167 |
144 |
120 |
18 |
6 |
1743 |
I decided keto wasn’t for me |
1.2083 |
0.03927 |
144 |
118 |
22 |
4 |
1744 |
It’s not a pizza pad, Rob, it’s a pizzazz pad. |
1.2083 |
0.04048 |
144 |
119 |
20 |
5 |
1745 |
I’m looking a princess who likes pizza. |
1.2083 |
0.03801 |
144 |
117 |
24 |
3 |
1746 |
Who doesn’t love margaritas? |
1.2081 |
0.03842 |
149 |
122 |
23 |
4 |
1747 |
I'm trying to go viral on TikTok as a new topping trend |
1.2081 |
0.03842 |
149 |
122 |
23 |
4 |
1748 |
It's a custom pad in Your Favorite Food motif! |
1.2081 |
0.03842 |
149 |
122 |
23 |
4 |
1749 |
Do you think the HOA will allow it? |
1.2081 |
0.03842 |
149 |
122 |
23 |
4 |
1750 |
Deep dish doesn't float.... |
1.2078 |
0.03873 |
154 |
127 |
22 |
5 |
1751 |
The answer is a lemon. |
1.2078 |
0.03873 |
154 |
127 |
22 |
5 |
1752 |
It’s the original Ray’s Original |
1.2077 |
0.04327 |
130 |
108 |
17 |
5 |
1753 |
…and it came topped with flies! |
1.2075 |
0.03687 |
159 |
130 |
25 |
4 |
1754 |
Why don't you come over to my pad and add some color to your life? |
1.2075 |
0.03687 |
159 |
130 |
25 |
4 |
1755 |
I picked it up in the Med off Sicily. |
1.2075 |
0.03998 |
159 |
133 |
19 |
7 |
1756 |
Kiss yours, maybe will get breadsticks. |
1.2074 |
0.04473 |
135 |
114 |
14 |
7 |
1757 |
My ass is radioactive. |
1.2074 |
0.03948 |
135 |
110 |
22 |
3 |
1758 |
I'll share if I can come over to your place. |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1759 |
My change of residence has caused me to burp more than croak. |
1.2074 |
0.03805 |
135 |
109 |
24 |
2 |
1760 |
Freud would never have understood us. |
1.2074 |
0.04473 |
135 |
114 |
14 |
7 |
1761 |
"I see you just got the plain one" |
1.2074 |
0.04473 |
135 |
114 |
14 |
7 |
1762 |
Slice to meet you. |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1763 |
I’m carb loading this week. |
1.2073 |
0.03817 |
164 |
136 |
22 |
6 |
1764 |
I wish they would leave off the mushrooms |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
1765 |
I think you've been nibbling on those mushrooms again! |
1.2071 |
0.03991 |
140 |
115 |
21 |
4 |
1766 |
I 'd like to switch pads, but I'm stuck here. |
1.2071 |
0.04241 |
140 |
117 |
17 |
6 |
1767 |
The lily pad is always tastier on the other side. |
1.2071 |
0.03646 |
169 |
139 |
25 |
5 |
1768 |
It attracts more bugs |
1.2071 |
0.03646 |
169 |
139 |
25 |
5 |
1769 |
Sure, it's rent-controlled, but my landlord doesn't allow pineapple. |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
1770 |
They say WE'RE poisonous but wait till they try gluten! |
1.2069 |
0.04023 |
145 |
120 |
20 |
5 |
1771 |
Sure, you can eat bugs, but... |
1.2069 |
0.04140 |
145 |
121 |
18 |
6 |
1772 |
My Mother's family were Italian Tree Frogs |
1.2069 |
0.04140 |
145 |
121 |
18 |
6 |
1773 |
Yes, I’m into recycling. |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
1774 |
. . . . and they deliver! |
1.2069 |
0.03902 |
145 |
119 |
22 |
4 |
1775 |
As I get older, I realize I need a more stable platform. |
1.2069 |
0.03902 |
145 |
119 |
22 |
4 |
1776 |
I couldn’t pass up a large pie for $4.99. |
1.2067 |
0.03700 |
150 |
122 |
25 |
3 |
1777 |
My ancestors were Italian |
1.2067 |
0.03934 |
150 |
124 |
21 |
5 |
1778 |
I'm from New Haven |
1.2067 |
0.03819 |
150 |
123 |
23 |
4 |
1779 |
I only wanted a slice, but they gave me the whole thing. |
1.2067 |
0.03934 |
150 |
124 |
21 |
5 |
1780 |
Yeah, but the Chicago ones sink right to the bottom of the swamp. |
1.2067 |
0.03934 |
150 |
124 |
21 |
5 |
1781 |
The caption-contest creators really phoned it in this week. |
1.2067 |
0.04262 |
150 |
127 |
15 |
8 |
1782 |
Chat GPT says that the alligators would prefer lily pads to pizza -- so far, so good. |
1.2067 |
0.03819 |
150 |
123 |
23 |
4 |
1783 |
It looks better than it tastes. How about yours? |
1.2067 |
0.04046 |
150 |
125 |
19 |
6 |
1784 |
Don't excrete where you eat! |
1.2067 |
0.03934 |
150 |
124 |
21 |
5 |
1785 |
Yah, the crust is soggy but this ain't NYC. |
1.2066 |
0.04533 |
121 |
101 |
15 |
5 |
1786 |
Finally, a lily pad with pizzaz! |
1.2066 |
0.04682 |
121 |
102 |
13 |
6 |
1787 |
I have cheese and anchovies |
1.2065 |
0.03627 |
155 |
126 |
26 |
3 |
1788 |
The only downside is the weight gain. |
1.2065 |
0.03958 |
155 |
129 |
20 |
6 |
1789 |
A pizza crust keeps you afloat longer. |
1.2065 |
0.04164 |
155 |
131 |
16 |
8 |
1790 |
A princess kissed it. |
1.2065 |
0.04164 |
155 |
131 |
16 |
8 |
1791 |
anything can be anything if you put your mind to it. |
1.2063 |
0.04073 |
160 |
135 |
17 |
8 |
1792 |
With their 20% off coupon, the first slice is toadally free! |
1.2063 |
0.03875 |
160 |
133 |
21 |
6 |
1793 |
It’s a great place to eat. |
1.2063 |
0.04073 |
160 |
135 |
17 |
8 |
1794 |
I'm neither lactose nor gluten intolerant. |
1.2061 |
0.04296 |
131 |
109 |
17 |
5 |
1795 |
Ayyyyy I'm a gabagool frog, ehhhhh! |
1.2061 |
0.04688 |
131 |
112 |
11 |
8 |
1796 |
It’s a home AND a meal. |
1.2061 |
0.04296 |
131 |
109 |
17 |
5 |
1797 |
Jump on, they ordered extra frog. |
1.2061 |
0.04157 |
131 |
108 |
19 |
4 |
1798 |
And then wham! It hit me right in the eye... |
1.2061 |
0.04296 |
131 |
109 |
17 |
5 |
1799 |
And the best part is,I get to the other side of the pond in 30 minutes or less. |
1.2061 |
0.03697 |
165 |
136 |
24 |
5 |
1800 |
It's an acquired taste. |
1.2061 |
0.03697 |
165 |
136 |
24 |
5 |
1801 |
I won it at the arcade playing Frogger... |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1802 |
It’s just a slice of amphibian paradise. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1803 |
Please let me come home, Marlene |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1804 |
It beats pond scum! |
1.2059 |
0.03780 |
136 |
110 |
24 |
2 |
1805 |
Order it without the pepperoni. They float better " |
1.2059 |
0.03530 |
170 |
139 |
27 |
4 |
1806 |
You know, I never really cared much for deep dish pizza until I discovered this. |
1.2057 |
0.04091 |
141 |
117 |
19 |
5 |
1807 |
Alligators and birds are a real problem now. |
1.2057 |
0.04447 |
141 |
120 |
13 |
8 |
1808 |
I ordered a margarita, but after a half hour they brought me this. |
1.2057 |
0.03835 |
141 |
115 |
23 |
3 |
1809 |
I just got sick of the same old, same old." |
1.2057 |
0.03965 |
141 |
116 |
21 |
4 |
1810 |
...and when I realized it was the meat protein that was causing problems I went full vegan. |
1.2057 |
0.03965 |
141 |
116 |
21 |
4 |
1811 |
Yeah, the red peppers are delicious, but not comfy to sit on. |
1.2057 |
0.04091 |
141 |
117 |
19 |
5 |
1812 |
Our favorite part was the Amalfi Coast… |
1.2057 |
0.04213 |
141 |
118 |
17 |
6 |
1813 |
It's weird how they come one slice short every time. |
1.2055 |
0.04445 |
146 |
125 |
12 |
9 |
1814 |
I was a little hungry on the drive over. |
1.2055 |
0.03878 |
146 |
120 |
22 |
4 |
1815 |
Is it art or is it pizza? |
1.2055 |
0.03878 |
146 |
120 |
22 |
4 |
1816 |
Mine is from iHop, where’d you get yours? |
1.2055 |
0.03998 |
146 |
121 |
20 |
5 |
1817 |
I have nightmares about French-Italian fusion chefs. |
1.2053 |
0.04130 |
151 |
127 |
17 |
7 |
1818 |
It’s a Banksy. |
1.2053 |
0.04236 |
151 |
128 |
15 |
8 |
1819 |
It's a prototype for my new app idea. Think Airbnb meets GrubHub. |
1.2051 |
0.03935 |
156 |
130 |
20 |
6 |
1820 |
Yeaaa, I was told that I'm an Autumn" |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
1821 |
It’s an old Venetian recipe. |
1.2051 |
0.03828 |
156 |
129 |
22 |
5 |
1822 |
I shall now be known as homeslice. |
1.2050 |
0.03646 |
161 |
132 |
25 |
4 |
1823 |
How long do you think a three-cheese pizza will float? |
1.2050 |
0.03853 |
161 |
134 |
21 |
6 |
1824 |
You ordered extra flies on that, yes,? |
1.2050 |
0.04144 |
161 |
137 |
15 |
9 |
1825 |
I was eating a slice of pepperoni pizza and suddenly, "Poof!" |
1.2050 |
0.04049 |
161 |
136 |
17 |
8 |
1826 |
how does it feel on your bum? |
1.2050 |
0.03853 |
161 |
134 |
21 |
6 |
1827 |
It's my home away from home. I call it my pizza pad. |
1.2050 |
0.03853 |
161 |
134 |
21 |
6 |
1828 |
I like to be on top of the food chain. |
1.2050 |
0.03646 |
161 |
132 |
25 |
4 |
1829 |
My other pad is a Lamborghini. |
1.2050 |
0.03853 |
161 |
134 |
21 |
6 |
1830 |
My friends call me Luigi. |
1.2049 |
0.04647 |
122 |
103 |
13 |
6 |
1831 |
I suppose you could say that--both physically and emotionally--pizza keeps me afloat. |
1.2048 |
0.03964 |
166 |
140 |
18 |
8 |
1832 |
Did you bring the beer? |
1.2047 |
0.03927 |
127 |
103 |
22 |
2 |
1833 |
So, you're still a vegetarian? |
1.2047 |
0.04233 |
127 |
105 |
18 |
4 |
1834 |
did you take the slice? |
1.2047 |
0.03608 |
171 |
141 |
25 |
5 |
1835 |
They say is's supposed to attract flies. |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1836 |
I’m half French, half Italian. |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1837 |
You told me you were bringing the Chianti! |
1.2045 |
0.04400 |
132 |
111 |
15 |
6 |
1838 |
Too cheesy? It was on sale. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1839 |
Day old, also very versatile . |
1.2045 |
0.03986 |
132 |
108 |
21 |
3 |
1840 |
My other pad is a Pac-Man. |
1.2044 |
0.04162 |
137 |
114 |
18 |
5 |
1841 |
It is a pizza. I am now a vegetarian, so this is my lunch. |
1.2044 |
0.04031 |
137 |
113 |
20 |
4 |
1842 |
The warm sauce is great for my arthritis and it attracts flies! |
1.2044 |
0.04162 |
137 |
114 |
18 |
5 |
1843 |
Sorry Charlie, I need more color in my life. |
1.2044 |
0.04031 |
137 |
113 |
20 |
4 |
1844 |
The genie's three wishes? I wished to be like a prince in a fairy tale, to fix my speech impediment, and finally peace with a pad. |
1.2044 |
0.04289 |
137 |
115 |
16 |
6 |
1845 |
It's not Digiorno's |
1.2044 |
0.04289 |
137 |
115 |
16 |
6 |
1846 |
yes. it is rather crowded, but it draws flies. |
1.2044 |
0.04162 |
137 |
114 |
18 |
5 |
1847 |
I can get a new one delivered on my app. |
1.2044 |
0.04413 |
137 |
116 |
14 |
7 |
1848 |
I ordered the large with extra crickets! |
1.2044 |
0.04162 |
137 |
114 |
18 |
5 |
1849 |
I really wish we knew where those Budweiser frogs went |
1.2042 |
0.04065 |
142 |
118 |
19 |
5 |
1850 |
I'm glad I decided on the upgrade |
1.2042 |
0.03811 |
142 |
116 |
23 |
3 |
1851 |
So he says to me, ‘if you can come to my outdoor restaurant every night to take care of the crickets, I’ll make it worth your while.’ |
1.2042 |
0.04418 |
142 |
121 |
13 |
8 |
1852 |
So I sez, I ain’t nobody’s topping. |
1.2042 |
0.04418 |
142 |
121 |
13 |
8 |
1853 |
I thought pineapple was bad. But frog’s legs? |
1.2042 |
0.04186 |
142 |
119 |
17 |
6 |
1854 |
I should have ordered French flies. |
1.2042 |
0.04065 |
142 |
118 |
19 |
5 |
1855 |
The last thing I remember was some guy requested frog legs on his pizza |
1.2042 |
0.04186 |
142 |
119 |
17 |
6 |
1856 |
It's OK, as long as there is no Pineapple! |
1.2041 |
0.03973 |
147 |
122 |
20 |
5 |
1857 |
I ordered take-out. |
1.2041 |
0.04089 |
147 |
123 |
18 |
6 |
1858 |
And then she wouldn’t kiss me after I ate all the anchovies. |
1.2041 |
0.03731 |
147 |
120 |
24 |
3 |
1859 |
Who needs a princess when you’ve got pizza |
1.2041 |
0.04201 |
147 |
124 |
16 |
7 |
1860 |
They said to me 'Pick out the pod that most speaks to you'. |
1.2041 |
0.03854 |
147 |
121 |
22 |
4 |
1861 |
It was free after 30 ribbits. |
1.2041 |
0.03854 |
147 |
121 |
22 |
4 |
1862 |
Yeh,when that pizza boy came,we thought nah, but this works |
1.2041 |
0.04089 |
147 |
123 |
18 |
6 |
1863 |
It's a plant-based pizza. |
1.2039 |
0.03887 |
152 |
126 |
21 |
5 |
1864 |
Go fuck yourself, Ron. |
1.2039 |
0.04210 |
152 |
129 |
15 |
8 |
1865 |
You can also order one that looks like Pac-Man. |
1.2039 |
0.04210 |
152 |
129 |
15 |
8 |
1866 |
It’s nice, other than being delivered cold. |
1.2039 |
0.04105 |
152 |
128 |
17 |
7 |
1867 |
At first, I wanted Pac-Man, but my designer pointed out that pizza would attract more flies. |
1.2039 |
0.04105 |
152 |
128 |
17 |
7 |
1868 |
I used to be a Prince, then I didn't tip the Uber Eats guy. |
1.2039 |
0.03998 |
152 |
127 |
19 |
6 |
1869 |
They say honey...But I say you catch more flies with pizza! |
1.2039 |
0.03773 |
152 |
125 |
23 |
4 |
1870 |
So I said, ‘And what if I want to eat where I sit?’ |
1.2039 |
0.03998 |
152 |
127 |
19 |
6 |
1871 |
Invite me to your pad. I’ll bring a couple of slices. |
1.2038 |
0.03585 |
157 |
128 |
26 |
3 |
1872 |
It's easier to maneuver than my tortilla |
1.2038 |
0.03585 |
157 |
128 |
26 |
3 |
1873 |
And it’s a fly magnet. |
1.2038 |
0.03806 |
157 |
130 |
22 |
5 |
1874 |
The old, still pond
I, a fat frog, jump on in
The smell of pizza |
1.2038 |
0.03806 |
157 |
130 |
22 |
5 |
1875 |
You can take me out of New York, but you can't take New York out of me. |
1.2033 |
0.04313 |
123 |
102 |
17 |
4 |
1876 |
Apparently they fire you and throw the pizzas out when you substitute toadstool for mushrooms. |
1.2031 |
0.04486 |
128 |
108 |
14 |
6 |
1877 |
I’m telling you, those mushrooms I found completely changed my outlook on life. |
1.2031 |
0.04203 |
128 |
106 |
18 |
4 |
1878 |
Mamma says we're Sicilian. |
1.2030 |
0.04498 |
133 |
113 |
13 |
7 |
1879 |
Well, sure, green is healthy, but do really want to spend your life sitting on a leaf and eating flies? |
1.2030 |
0.04498 |
133 |
113 |
13 |
7 |
1880 |
These pads are gluten free. |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
1881 |
Free delivery and arrives in 30 minutes, or you get your money back. |
1.2029 |
0.04135 |
138 |
115 |
18 |
5 |
1882 |
what do you say your pad or mine tonight? |
1.2029 |
0.04135 |
138 |
115 |
18 |
5 |
1883 |
I thought, " If the reeds can wear bow ties, I can ride pizza." |
1.2029 |
0.03870 |
138 |
113 |
22 |
3 |
1884 |
I photoshopped it |
1.2029 |
0.04135 |
138 |
115 |
18 |
5 |
1885 |
Finding food is so easy now! |
1.2028 |
0.03787 |
143 |
117 |
23 |
3 |
1886 |
A topping? I don't understand the question. |
1.2028 |
0.04039 |
143 |
119 |
19 |
5 |
1887 |
A princess, a sorority sister, I mean, it can't hurt. |
1.2028 |
0.04039 |
143 |
119 |
19 |
5 |
1888 |
When the moon hits you bad, like a big pizza pad, that's amore |
1.2028 |
0.04275 |
143 |
121 |
15 |
7 |
1889 |
...and they deliver it to whichever side of the pond I'm on... |
1.2028 |
0.04159 |
143 |
120 |
17 |
6 |
1890 |
I see you went for the gluten free option |
1.2028 |
0.04275 |
143 |
121 |
15 |
7 |
1891 |
So, you’re gluten and dairy-free? |
1.2028 |
0.04039 |
143 |
119 |
19 |
5 |
1892 |
Bought it online - claims you'll jump higher and longer. |
1.2028 |
0.04159 |
143 |
120 |
17 |
6 |
1893 |
I was headed to the New York Botanical Garden but was sidetracked and ended up on Arther Ave. |
1.2028 |
0.04159 |
143 |
120 |
17 |
6 |
1894 |
One of the perks of working for BogDash
Delivery |
1.2028 |
0.04275 |
143 |
121 |
15 |
7 |
1895 |
I thought she was going to kiss me, but....... |
1.2028 |
0.04159 |
143 |
120 |
17 |
6 |
1896 |
Printing this pizza in color cost the New Yorker millions. Thanks, Dan! |
1.2028 |
0.03915 |
143 |
118 |
21 |
4 |
1897 |
Yes, it's guaranteed. 30 minutes or less. |
1.2028 |
0.04039 |
143 |
119 |
19 |
5 |
1898 |
You should check out the deep dish in the next pond. |
1.2027 |
0.03830 |
148 |
122 |
22 |
4 |
1899 |
You’re right, it’s cheesy. |
1.2027 |
0.03582 |
148 |
120 |
26 |
2 |
1900 |
It's nice and warm, but the anchovies kinda resent it. |
1.2027 |
0.04063 |
148 |
124 |
18 |
6 |
1901 |
I know, it's cheesy. |
1.2027 |
0.04063 |
148 |
124 |
18 |
6 |
1902 |
Kiss me. I'll turn into a little Caesar. |
1.2026 |
0.03864 |
153 |
127 |
21 |
5 |
1903 |
It’s great flypaper. |
1.2026 |
0.03751 |
153 |
126 |
23 |
4 |
1904 |
I picked it up on vacation in New York. |
1.2025 |
0.03676 |
158 |
130 |
24 |
4 |
1905 |
I asked for extra anchovies |
1.2025 |
0.03709 |
163 |
135 |
23 |
5 |
1906 |
The other slice works great as bait, you know. |
1.2023 |
0.03663 |
173 |
144 |
23 |
6 |
1907 |
I decided to splurge before I croak. |
1.2016 |
0.04578 |
124 |
105 |
13 |
6 |
1908 |
It attracts flies— and princesses. |
1.2016 |
0.04126 |
124 |
102 |
19 |
3 |
1909 |
Ya,I prefer the plain cheese option. I kept sliding off the pepperoni one. |
1.2016 |
0.04578 |
124 |
105 |
13 |
6 |
1910 |
This beats them all for flavor |
1.2016 |
0.03963 |
124 |
101 |
21 |
2 |
1911 |
Does your’s have a seat warmer too? |
1.2016 |
0.03794 |
124 |
100 |
23 |
1 |
1912 |
To paraphrase Nietzsche, 'Life sucks and then you croak.' |
1.2016 |
0.03963 |
124 |
101 |
21 |
2 |
1913 |
Cheese, tomato sauce, sausage, NO FROG'S LEGS! |
1.2016 |
0.04588 |
129 |
110 |
12 |
7 |
1914 |
Did I mention I studied abroad in Rome? |
1.2016 |
0.03872 |
129 |
105 |
22 |
2 |
1915 |
It's not as good when it's cold. |
1.2016 |
0.04026 |
129 |
106 |
20 |
3 |
1916 |
We’re lucky Donald chose pizza over draining the swamp. |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1917 |
Whaddya mean, you’re not doing the beer ad anymore? |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1918 |
The moon hit my eye... then, this! |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1919 |
I asked for something with pizzazz, they heard pizza. |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1920 |
As luck would have it I kissed a gay interior designer. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1921 |
I'm nursing a hangover |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1922 |
I'm French-Italian"...said the frog sitting on a pizza pie |
1.2015 |
0.03787 |
134 |
109 |
23 |
2 |
1923 |
Legalize Marinara! |
1.2014 |
0.04107 |
139 |
116 |
18 |
5 |
1924 |
I'm allergic to lily pads. |
1.2014 |
0.04232 |
139 |
117 |
16 |
6 |
1925 |
This motherfucker |
1.2014 |
0.04471 |
144 |
124 |
11 |
9 |
1926 |
Got the idea from pizza rat. |
1.2014 |
0.04248 |
144 |
122 |
15 |
7 |
1927 |
I'm hoping for an Italian princess. |
1.2014 |
0.04248 |
144 |
122 |
15 |
7 |
1928 |
What can I say? I'm proud of my Italian roots. |
1.2014 |
0.04132 |
144 |
121 |
17 |
6 |
1929 |
Let me join you, and you can have some pizza. |
1.2014 |
0.03763 |
144 |
118 |
23 |
3 |
1930 |
It’s from that new place on the other side of the pond. They deliver. |
1.2014 |
0.04132 |
144 |
121 |
17 |
6 |
1931 |
How long did it take for you to find that lily pad? I got mine delivered in 20 minutes! |
1.2014 |
0.04132 |
144 |
121 |
17 |
6 |
1932 |
It's great for attracting flies. |
1.2013 |
0.04038 |
149 |
125 |
18 |
6 |
1933 |
I'm a vegan too but you'll love the pepperoni! |
1.2013 |
0.03807 |
149 |
123 |
22 |
4 |
1934 |
I see why they call it “comfort food.” |
1.2013 |
0.04159 |
154 |
131 |
15 |
8 |
1935 |
Pads are out. Pies are in. |
1.2013 |
0.03841 |
154 |
128 |
21 |
5 |
1936 |
Yes, the the pizza rat was right, pizza tastes much better. |
1.2013 |
0.03613 |
154 |
126 |
25 |
3 |
1937 |
Thank you,it's thrifted! |
1.2013 |
0.03494 |
154 |
125 |
27 |
2 |
1938 |
White sauce wouldn’t have attracted you. |
1.2013 |
0.03950 |
154 |
129 |
19 |
6 |
1939 |
Oh,yeah. New York was a blast. |
1.2013 |
0.04260 |
154 |
132 |
13 |
9 |
1940 |
It’s my dough buoy. |
1.2013 |
0.03655 |
159 |
131 |
24 |
4 |
1941 |
The flies love it! |
1.2000 |
0.03818 |
155 |
129 |
21 |
5 |
1942 |
You want flies with that? |
1.2000 |
0.04544 |
125 |
106 |
13 |
6 |
1943 |
It’s not ORIGINAL Ray’s pizza. |
1.2000 |
0.04144 |
130 |
108 |
18 |
4 |
1944 |
Climate change! |
1.2000 |
0.03900 |
150 |
125 |
20 |
5 |
1945 |
We may need to dive for the cannoli. |
1.2000 |
0.03952 |
140 |
116 |
20 |
4 |
1946 |
They were all out of flies. |
1.2000 |
0.04096 |
125 |
103 |
19 |
3 |
1947 |
It’s the crust. |
1.2000 |
0.04123 |
150 |
127 |
16 |
7 |
1948 |
Much tastier than lily! |
1.2000 |
0.04310 |
135 |
114 |
15 |
6 |
1949 |
If it’s biodegradable, it’s not litter. |
1.2000 |
0.04106 |
145 |
122 |
17 |
6 |
1950 |
Frog legs are fine. It's pineapple that they hate. |
1.2000 |
0.03707 |
155 |
128 |
23 |
4 |
1951 |
Humans have edible underwear - so I figured, "Why not?" |
1.2000 |
0.03952 |
140 |
116 |
20 |
4 |
1952 |
Twenty nine minutes later, I was sitting on hot pizza in the pond. |
1.2000 |
0.04325 |
140 |
119 |
14 |
7 |
1953 |
Localizzazione,localizzazione,localizzazione. |
1.2000 |
0.03998 |
130 |
107 |
20 |
3 |
1954 |
It's OK. It's Gluten Free! |
1.2000 |
0.04134 |
155 |
132 |
15 |
8 |
1955 |
Then the Dominos just started to fall... |
1.2000 |
0.03988 |
145 |
121 |
19 |
5 |
1956 |
Make sure to order extra flies. |
1.2000 |
0.04045 |
135 |
112 |
19 |
4 |
1957 |
It's not delivery, it's Digiorno |
1.2000 |
0.03820 |
140 |
115 |
22 |
3 |
1958 |
I kneaded a nice place to settle down. |
1.2000 |
0.04144 |
130 |
108 |
18 |
4 |
1959 |
It attracts flies. |
1.2000 |
0.03866 |
145 |
120 |
21 |
4 |
1960 |
They wouldn’t deliver but I toad it here. |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
1961 |
Oh, fuck! |
1.2000 |
0.04204 |
140 |
118 |
16 |
6 |
1962 |
What can I say? It’s the Lamborghini of lily pads. |
1.2000 |
0.04204 |
140 |
118 |
16 |
6 |
1963 |
And then I said, "Just cut it into six slices. I'm not hungry enough to eat eight." |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
120 |
102 |
12 |
6 |
1964 |
I thought it was colorful |
1.2000 |
0.03592 |
155 |
127 |
25 |
3 |
1965 |
I went in for a new lily, but I left with tomato and cheese |
1.2000 |
0.03926 |
155 |
130 |
19 |
6 |
1966 |
I did need help to fill out the Solar Renewable Energy Certificate." |
1.2000 |
0.04106 |
145 |
122 |
17 |
6 |
1967 |
You can beat your sweet ass Monet's not painting this one |
1.2000 |
0.04144 |
130 |
108 |
18 |
4 |
1968 |
If I get her to kiss me I turn into a Gondolier! |
1.2000 |
0.04423 |
130 |
110 |
14 |
6 |
1969 |
I call it my new Slice-of lifestyle. |
1.2000 |
0.03784 |
150 |
124 |
22 |
4 |
1970 |
It's from some roided up turtles I met in the sewers. |
1.2000 |
0.04204 |
140 |
118 |
16 |
6 |
1971 |
Wait for it- it’s a Margher-ribbit pizza. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
120 |
102 |
12 |
6 |
1972 |
I especially like the flotation aspects of pepperoni |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
1973 |
and then I jumped out of the pot of boiling water and escaped on this magic pizza |
1.2000 |
0.03900 |
150 |
125 |
20 |
5 |
1974 |
I got 6 slices cause I don't think I can eat eight. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
120 |
100 |
16 |
4 |
1975 |
Did you buy too many pizzas again? |
1.2000 |
0.03952 |
140 |
116 |
20 |
4 |
1976 |
They were out of lily pads, I had to improvise. |
1.2000 |
0.03539 |
150 |
122 |
26 |
2 |
1977 |
Sure, I can get you my decorator's number. |
1.2000 |
0.03820 |
140 |
115 |
22 |
3 |
1978 |
Montauk is nice, but I miss Little Italy." |
1.2000 |
0.04080 |
140 |
117 |
18 |
5 |
1979 |
Gnats and extra cheese, my favorite! |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
1980 |
Yeah. I was part of an HGTV show called flip my pad. |
1.2000 |
0.03935 |
125 |
102 |
21 |
2 |
1981 |
I finally got my piece of the pie! |
1.2000 |
0.03998 |
130 |
107 |
20 |
3 |
1982 |
I just knew I'd burn my tongue! |
1.2000 |
0.03818 |
155 |
129 |
21 |
5 |
1983 |
It looked more subtle when I ordered it... |
1.2000 |
0.04106 |
145 |
122 |
17 |
6 |
1984 |
I will tell you, it beats the flies you’re eating |
1.2000 |
0.03998 |
130 |
107 |
20 |
3 |
1985 |
Summertime…and the lily is cheesy… |
1.2000 |
0.04134 |
155 |
132 |
15 |
8 |
1986 |
One man's pineapple pizza is one frog's float. |
1.2000 |
0.03945 |
160 |
135 |
18 |
7 |
1987 |
My people are from Sicily. |
1.2000 |
0.04204 |
140 |
118 |
16 |
6 |
1988 |
My Therapist tells me, I'm better that anchovies! |
1.2000 |
0.03998 |
130 |
107 |
20 |
3 |
1989 |
I've given up chlorophyll for Lent. |
1.2000 |
0.04221 |
145 |
123 |
15 |
7 |
1990 |
I'm afraid that snapping turtle will see me as a topping. |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
1991 |
It does wonders for my sciatic pain.
Besides, it smells good |
1.2000 |
0.03741 |
160 |
133 |
22 |
5 |
1992 |
Edible arrangements is trying to expand their market share. |
1.2000 |
0.04045 |
135 |
112 |
19 |
4 |
1993 |
I see you're a vegan |
1.1988 |
0.03857 |
171 |
145 |
18 |
8 |
1994 |
No, didn’t have to go far. Just hopped over to Philly. |
1.1987 |
0.04008 |
156 |
132 |
17 |
7 |
1995 |
I thought you said to get it at Lily's Pizza. |
1.1987 |
0.03903 |
156 |
131 |
19 |
6 |
1996 |
They were out of flies so I got the tomato basil. |
1.1987 |
0.03518 |
151 |
123 |
26 |
2 |
1997 |
I’m putting my dough into property! |
1.1987 |
0.03989 |
151 |
127 |
18 |
6 |
1998 |
I've tried Chicago-style, too heavy for me. |
1.1987 |
0.03877 |
151 |
126 |
20 |
5 |
1999 |
I asked for pizzazz, and this is what I got. |
1.1987 |
0.03877 |
151 |
126 |
20 |
5 |
2000 |
I've decided I like pepperoni rather than flies. |
1.1987 |
0.03761 |
151 |
125 |
22 |
4 |
2001 |
The lilypads always look greener on the other side of the pond. |
1.1986 |
0.03962 |
146 |
122 |
19 |
5 |
2002 |
So then I asked her to come back to my pad but turns out she’s lactose intolerant. |
1.1986 |
0.03716 |
146 |
120 |
23 |
3 |
2003 |
I was once an Italian prince. |
1.1986 |
0.03927 |
141 |
117 |
20 |
4 |
2004 |
Have you ever wondered if we're just characters in a video game? |
1.1986 |
0.04296 |
141 |
120 |
14 |
7 |
2005 |
The 'Chicago' floor plan was too stuffy for me" |
1.1986 |
0.04296 |
141 |
120 |
14 |
7 |
2006 |
It gives a whole new meaning to being eaten out of house and home |
1.1986 |
0.04296 |
141 |
120 |
14 |
7 |
2007 |
Ah! So you're a vegetarian. |
1.1986 |
0.04054 |
141 |
118 |
18 |
5 |
2008 |
Yeah,well Kermit is a friend of mine |
1.1986 |
0.04054 |
141 |
118 |
18 |
5 |
2009 |
Some rat took off with a slice. |
1.1986 |
0.03660 |
141 |
115 |
24 |
2 |
2010 |
Guess whose family went to Naples and found the perfect gift for the frog who has everything? |
1.1986 |
0.04054 |
141 |
118 |
18 |
5 |
2011 |
I came to America in a box from Princi’s Bakery in Milan. You? |
1.1986 |
0.03660 |
141 |
115 |
24 |
2 |
2012 |
The delivery fees are absurd for swamp drop off |
1.1986 |
0.03796 |
141 |
116 |
22 |
3 |
2013 |
Yes, I'm Italian. How did you know? |
1.1986 |
0.03796 |
141 |
116 |
22 |
3 |
2014 |
Is that the vegan option? |
1.1986 |
0.03927 |
141 |
117 |
20 |
4 |
2015 |
New York style. |
1.1985 |
0.04151 |
136 |
114 |
17 |
5 |
2016 |
And the crust is cheese-filled! |
1.1985 |
0.04151 |
136 |
114 |
17 |
5 |
2017 |
After my divorce I needed something fresh to start from. |
1.1985 |
0.03737 |
136 |
111 |
23 |
2 |
2018 |
I know its color and smell are all wrong - but it attracts lots of bugs. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
2019 |
Luckily there was no pineapple. |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
2020 |
I call the last slice |
1.1985 |
0.03970 |
131 |
108 |
20 |
3 |
2021 |
Domino's, why |
1.1985 |
0.03970 |
131 |
108 |
20 |
3 |
2022 |
Turns out the grass really is greener on the other side |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
2023 |
The lily pad shop is under new ownership. |
1.1985 |
0.03662 |
131 |
106 |
24 |
1 |
2024 |
I know… But, when I saw it, I just had to jump on the ad… |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
2025 |
He said he was Italian and that I’m just a frog. |
1.1984 |
0.03907 |
126 |
103 |
21 |
2 |
2026 |
If I was a rat, I'd be famous. |
1.1984 |
0.04219 |
126 |
105 |
17 |
4 |
2027 |
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog - it croaks every night. |
1.1984 |
0.04367 |
126 |
106 |
15 |
5 |
2028 |
What? It's a pizza pie pad. |
1.1983 |
0.04331 |
121 |
101 |
16 |
4 |
2029 |
I sponser Little Caesars! |
1.1983 |
0.04487 |
121 |
102 |
14 |
5 |
2030 |
How many slices before I sink, you ask? |
1.1983 |
0.04169 |
121 |
100 |
18 |
3 |
2031 |
I got in early on Bitcoin. |
1.1983 |
0.04001 |
121 |
99 |
20 |
2 |
2032 |
It's all the rage upstream. It's called 'Pizza.'" |
1.1983 |
0.04001 |
121 |
99 |
20 |
2 |
2033 |
It's a win-win. If it doesn't attract flies, I can eat it. |
1.1983 |
0.04280 |
116 |
96 |
17 |
3 |
2034 |
The 2024 model has mushrooms AND flies on it |
1.1983 |
0.04101 |
116 |
95 |
19 |
2 |
2035 |
I'vr got the hots for you ! |
1.1983 |
0.04101 |
116 |
95 |
19 |
2 |
2036 |
Not all pads have to be the same--it's an expression of my identity! |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
2037 |
Much better than last week’s leftovers - spaghetti. |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
2038 |
It's the new thing. |
1.1976 |
0.03726 |
167 |
140 |
21 |
6 |
2039 |
Yessir, Domino’s delivers |
1.1975 |
0.03699 |
162 |
135 |
22 |
5 |
2040 |
Pizza Floats My Boat |
1.1975 |
0.03774 |
157 |
131 |
21 |
5 |
2041 |
I fear what this will do to my butthole. |
1.1974 |
0.03965 |
152 |
128 |
18 |
6 |
2042 |
It was the only way I could think of to get anchovies |
1.1974 |
0.03853 |
152 |
127 |
20 |
5 |
2043 |
Say, you want a slice? |
1.1974 |
0.03620 |
152 |
125 |
24 |
3 |
2044 |
I'm from New York City |
1.1974 |
0.03965 |
152 |
128 |
18 |
6 |
2045 |
Turns out soggy pizza has other uses. |
1.1974 |
0.03739 |
152 |
126 |
22 |
4 |
2046 |
And it came with all manner of insect. |
1.1974 |
0.03965 |
152 |
128 |
18 |
6 |
2047 |
I always ask for extra fly larvae. |
1.1973 |
0.03565 |
147 |
120 |
25 |
2 |
2048 |
Six'll get you five I've got a sticky bum. |
1.1972 |
0.04028 |
142 |
119 |
18 |
5 |
2049 |
I don't know how you stand that gluten-free stuff... |
1.1971 |
0.04252 |
137 |
116 |
15 |
6 |
2050 |
To be honest, I’m looking for someone who is more of a foodie”. |
1.1971 |
0.03991 |
137 |
114 |
19 |
4 |
2051 |
Yes, I am from Naples, how did you know? |
1.1971 |
0.03991 |
137 |
114 |
19 |
4 |
2052 |
They say it's the New York water that makes the crust better than any other crust. |
1.1971 |
0.04123 |
137 |
115 |
17 |
5 |
2053 |
hop over to my bachelor pad |
1.1971 |
0.03854 |
137 |
113 |
21 |
3 |
2054 |
Do you want to come over to my place and have some pizza? ... I didn't think so. |
1.1971 |
0.04123 |
137 |
115 |
17 |
5 |
2055 |
Whataboutit? |
1.1970 |
0.04087 |
132 |
110 |
18 |
4 |
2056 |
Why swim? |
1.1970 |
0.03943 |
132 |
109 |
20 |
3 |
2057 |
On social media a lotus leaf just doesn't get the eyeballs that a supreme pizza does. |
1.1970 |
0.03943 |
132 |
109 |
20 |
3 |
2058 |
I call it 'slice of life.' |
1.1970 |
0.03943 |
132 |
109 |
20 |
3 |
2059 |
I’m begging you, call me Luigi. |
1.1970 |
0.04226 |
132 |
111 |
16 |
5 |
2060 |
My real estate agent can probably hook you up with a sweet pad like mine. |
1.1970 |
0.04226 |
132 |
111 |
16 |
5 |
2061 |
It only floats for a minute, but it's worth it for the fly yield. |
1.1970 |
0.04087 |
132 |
110 |
18 |
4 |
2062 |
It’s not edible, it’s DiGiorno. |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
2063 |
You’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs before you get a slice. |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
2064 |
I figured if you can put pineapple on pizza why not frog's legs? |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
2065 |
I live on pizza alone |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
2066 |
It gets a bit soggy after a while, but I have a great influencer contract. |
1.1969 |
0.04615 |
127 |
109 |
11 |
7 |
2067 |
As an amphibian you may be my equal, but you cannot beat me as a topping. |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
2068 |
Whatever floats your dough! |
1.1969 |
0.04477 |
127 |
108 |
13 |
6 |
2069 |
Global warming. |
1.1967 |
0.04299 |
122 |
102 |
16 |
4 |
2070 |
My pad is multipurpose. |
1.1967 |
0.04138 |
122 |
101 |
18 |
3 |
2071 |
Affordable housing crisis? All I see is a crisis of imagination. |
1.1967 |
0.04299 |
122 |
102 |
16 |
4 |
2072 |
Your pizza looks older than mine. |
1.1967 |
0.04454 |
122 |
103 |
14 |
5 |
2073 |
The rat got like ten million views with just a slice, so I figured, “Go bigger.” |
1.1966 |
0.04581 |
117 |
99 |
13 |
5 |
2074 |
Buffalo Wings?
NEVER! |
1.1964 |
0.05048 |
112 |
97 |
8 |
7 |
2075 |
You really should get one of these, it's very good for your skin. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2076 |
Home wrecking storms, heh? Well, it's drunk people I worry about! |
1.1962 |
0.03414 |
158 |
129 |
27 |
2 |
2077 |
You should see the aardvark on toast! Floating on this is a pizza cale. My name Cynthia. I like to fly fish ...with my tongue! I would ask my son to sing for you, but he had a cold, so he's a little froggy. My drag name is Aunt Phibian. Buuurrrrrrp! |
1.1962 |
0.03961 |
158 |
134 |
17 |
7 |
2078 |
I've picked off all the anchovies. |
1.1962 |
0.03752 |
158 |
132 |
21 |
5 |
2079 |
Like everything, these AI design projects have positive and negative aspects to the results. |
1.1961 |
0.03830 |
153 |
128 |
20 |
5 |
2080 |
What do you mean, Naples in Florida |
1.1961 |
0.03716 |
153 |
127 |
22 |
4 |
2081 |
You like? It's Italian! |
1.1959 |
0.03671 |
148 |
122 |
23 |
3 |
2082 |
Funny way to gild the Lily, right? |
1.1959 |
0.04142 |
148 |
126 |
15 |
7 |
2083 |
My pad’s a slice! |
1.1958 |
0.04241 |
143 |
122 |
14 |
7 |
2084 |
Your pad or my pizza? |
1.1958 |
0.03877 |
143 |
119 |
20 |
4 |
2085 |
Your pad looks vegan. Mine's gluten-free, but real dairy. |
1.1958 |
0.04002 |
143 |
120 |
18 |
5 |
2086 |
I'd invite you to hop on, but I heard you're lactose intolerant. |
1.1958 |
0.03614 |
143 |
117 |
24 |
2 |
2087 |
It's all the rage in Venice. |
1.1958 |
0.03748 |
143 |
118 |
22 |
3 |
2088 |
Jump aboard. Life with me will be a pizza cake! |
1.1958 |
0.04241 |
143 |
122 |
14 |
7 |
2089 |
It’s all about getting your slice of the pie.” |
1.1957 |
0.03829 |
138 |
114 |
21 |
3 |
2090 |
It's warm and it really brings the flies out. |
1.1957 |
0.03829 |
138 |
114 |
21 |
3 |
2091 |
I choose pizza over a lilly pad every time--flat out! |
1.1957 |
0.04096 |
138 |
116 |
17 |
5 |
2092 |
Very safe. Frog pizza is like a fish on a bicycle. |
1.1957 |
0.03965 |
138 |
115 |
19 |
4 |
2093 |
I finally have my own slice of the pond. |
1.1957 |
0.04096 |
138 |
116 |
17 |
5 |
2094 |
Tastes just like chicken. |
1.1957 |
0.03829 |
138 |
114 |
21 |
3 |
2095 |
The cheese feels good on my butt. |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
2096 |
I found it on Etsy. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
2097 |
And I can also eat it |
1.1953 |
0.04304 |
128 |
108 |
15 |
5 |
2098 |
Did you ever read The Princess and the Pie? |
1.1953 |
0.04008 |
128 |
106 |
19 |
3 |
2099 |
No anchovies, but I love it with flies and beetles. |
1.1953 |
0.04304 |
128 |
108 |
15 |
5 |
2100 |
It's a pIePad and I'm keeping it. |
1.1953 |
0.04304 |
128 |
108 |
15 |
5 |
2101 |
Yeah, after they try the first slice of pineapple, they throw the rest away. |
1.1953 |
0.04445 |
128 |
109 |
13 |
6 |
2102 |
The pizza delivery job doesn't pay much, but it has its perks. |
1.1953 |
0.04445 |
128 |
109 |
13 |
6 |
2103 |
The housing crisis is getting rough. |
1.1953 |
0.04159 |
128 |
107 |
17 |
4 |
2104 |
I got the Hopporoni. |
1.1953 |
0.04008 |
128 |
106 |
19 |
3 |
2105 |
Oh yeah,you want a pizza me? |
1.1953 |
0.04008 |
128 |
106 |
19 |
3 |
2106 |
Didn't I meet you in Rome? |
1.1953 |
0.03386 |
169 |
139 |
27 |
3 |
2107 |
I recommend Margherita. No uncomfortable pepperoni slices. |
1.1951 |
0.04107 |
123 |
102 |
18 |
3 |
2108 |
For the best combination of floating and taste, I recommend a traditional Margherita pizza. |
1.1949 |
0.04039 |
118 |
97 |
19 |
2 |
2109 |
It's so easy to get takeout these days. |
1.1949 |
0.04039 |
118 |
97 |
19 |
2 |
2110 |
I just wanted to try something different, y'know? |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
2111 |
Hey it beats pineapples. |
1.1948 |
0.03807 |
154 |
129 |
20 |
5 |
2112 |
Want a slice? |
1.1947 |
0.04142 |
113 |
93 |
18 |
2 |
2113 |
It’s a pad pizza from not so Famous Lily’s Original Pizza |
1.1946 |
0.03889 |
149 |
125 |
19 |
5 |
2114 |
I am marketing it as a “fly pizza pad”. |
1.1946 |
0.04004 |
149 |
126 |
17 |
6 |
2115 |
Oh, I ordered it delivered |
1.1946 |
0.03771 |
149 |
124 |
21 |
4 |
2116 |
Did you order the medium amphibian, extra cheese, no anchovies? |
1.1946 |
0.03649 |
149 |
123 |
23 |
3 |
2117 |
Thirty ribbits or it's free! |
1.1944 |
0.04096 |
144 |
122 |
16 |
6 |
2118 |
It comes with a fly topping. Beats those pineapple ones you order |
1.1944 |
0.03976 |
144 |
121 |
18 |
5 |
2119 |
Is yours vegan? |
1.1944 |
0.03591 |
144 |
118 |
24 |
2 |
2120 |
Frog legs on a pizza is a tasty combination. |
1.1944 |
0.03724 |
144 |
119 |
22 |
3 |
2121 |
My life is a thin slice of heaven! |
1.1944 |
0.03724 |
144 |
119 |
22 |
3 |
2122 |
I call them fly magnets. |
1.1942 |
0.03519 |
139 |
113 |
25 |
1 |
2123 |
it was my last wish! |
1.1942 |
0.04317 |
139 |
119 |
13 |
7 |
2124 |
Cork, I feel like your veganism is getting in the way our our friendship. |
1.1942 |
0.04069 |
139 |
117 |
17 |
5 |
2125 |
My pad or yours? Yours, because mine will be a little hot! |
1.1942 |
0.04069 |
139 |
117 |
17 |
5 |
2126 |
I find Ray's Famous actually floats the best. |
1.1942 |
0.03804 |
139 |
115 |
21 |
3 |
2127 |
It's my man cave. |
1.1942 |
0.04069 |
139 |
117 |
17 |
5 |
2128 |
I waited too long to invest in pickleball, so I'm doubling down on pizza-boarding. |
1.1942 |
0.04317 |
139 |
119 |
13 |
7 |
2129 |
This is good but deep dish usually lasts me a little longer. |
1.1942 |
0.04069 |
139 |
117 |
17 |
5 |
2130 |
It’s not what I ordered, but at least it’s organic.” |
1.1942 |
0.03664 |
139 |
114 |
23 |
2 |
2131 |
I was a Prince, until an Italian kissed me! |
1.1942 |
0.04195 |
139 |
118 |
15 |
6 |
2132 |
I got sick of lilypad thai. |
1.1942 |
0.03804 |
139 |
115 |
21 |
3 |
2133 |
Welcome to Pizza frog, how can I help you? |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
2134 |
The moon hit my eye and then
there was this big pizza pie. |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
2135 |
I've never really been a salad guy, myself. |
1.1940 |
0.04031 |
134 |
112 |
18 |
4 |
2136 |
Wanna hear a joke? It's a little cheesy... |
1.1940 |
0.04031 |
134 |
112 |
18 |
4 |
2137 |
I figure we're here for two, three years, then we look for a nice Chicago-style. |
1.1940 |
0.03889 |
134 |
111 |
20 |
3 |
2138 |
If there are no flies, I can have pepperoni! |
1.1940 |
0.04031 |
134 |
112 |
18 |
4 |
2139 |
Other than having a greasy ass, I can't complain |
1.1940 |
0.04031 |
134 |
112 |
18 |
4 |
2140 |
Tonight, dinner’s on me! Or rather under…. |
1.1940 |
0.04300 |
134 |
114 |
14 |
6 |
2141 |
Just adjusting to the increasing ecotourism. |
1.1940 |
0.04031 |
134 |
112 |
18 |
4 |
2142 |
It looks good but the cheese sticks |
1.1940 |
0.03889 |
134 |
111 |
20 |
3 |
2143 |
I like the new pad, but I feel like something's missing. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
2144 |
This is as close to edible underwear I could get. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
2145 |
I'm a gaming programmer. This is my mixed retro prototype, Frogger and Ms. Packman. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
2146 |
No, I’m actually northern Italian. Why? |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
2147 |
Literally fell off the back of a boat. |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
2148 |
Yep, flies included. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
2149 |
Sorry, I've only got plain. |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
2150 |
Si, I am from Napoli. How did you guess? |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
2151 |
Couple of hours in the sun and it's fly city. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
2152 |
What can I say, my ancestors are from Italy. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
2153 |
Yuk... Anchovies. |
1.1938 |
0.04679 |
129 |
112 |
9 |
8 |
2154 |
Even if you’re a star, you can’t just grab ‘em anymore. You have to feed ‘em now before they’ll kiss you. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
2155 |
I ate all the anchovies! |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
2156 |
I got really into pizza-making in the pandemic. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
2157 |
You wouldn’t believe how much better this is than the flies we’re used to eating. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
2158 |
‘Pizza Frog’ will be the new ‘Pizza Rat!’ I’ve already been featured in The New Yorker!” |
1.1938 |
0.03915 |
160 |
136 |
17 |
7 |
2159 |
Want a slice? Frogedaboutit |
1.1935 |
0.04387 |
124 |
105 |
14 |
5 |
2160 |
Io sono Marco Polo. |
1.1935 |
0.03742 |
124 |
101 |
22 |
1 |
2161 |
Apparently she wished for PIZZA... |
1.1935 |
0.04077 |
124 |
103 |
18 |
3 |
2162 |
I'm telling you, the chicks dig Italian design. |
1.1935 |
0.03913 |
124 |
102 |
20 |
2 |
2163 |
No, it's not sustainable but it's awfully convenient. |
1.1935 |
0.03913 |
124 |
102 |
20 |
2 |
2164 |
Try offering her a slice when you go a courtin' |
1.1935 |
0.04534 |
124 |
106 |
12 |
6 |
2165 |
Today's number is five sixths. |
1.1935 |
0.04387 |
124 |
105 |
14 |
5 |
2166 |
I'm not lactose intolerant yet--ribbet. |
1.1935 |
0.03785 |
155 |
130 |
20 |
5 |
2167 |
Mine’s edible, but yours is just a Pac-Man icon. |
1.1933 |
0.03865 |
150 |
126 |
19 |
5 |
2168 |
Decorate your pad, man. |
1.1933 |
0.03865 |
150 |
126 |
19 |
5 |
2169 |
Have you ever been to Chicago? |
1.1933 |
0.03748 |
150 |
125 |
21 |
4 |
2170 |
You're not a "Some things don't belong on pizza" person, I hope. |
1.1933 |
0.03748 |
150 |
125 |
21 |
4 |
2171 |
Just a little slice of paradise. |
1.1933 |
0.03748 |
150 |
125 |
21 |
4 |
2172 |
It’s amazing what you can buy in Venice. |
1.1933 |
0.04349 |
119 |
100 |
15 |
4 |
2173 |
I've got an awful feeling that I might be sitting on a pizza. |
1.1933 |
0.04349 |
119 |
100 |
15 |
4 |
2174 |
I'll eat the rest after I finish swimming lessons. |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
2175 |
Pizza Lilly, it's the latest |
1.1933 |
0.04349 |
119 |
100 |
15 |
4 |
2176 |
I actually prefer Chicago style, but those sink to the bottom. |
1.1933 |
0.04349 |
119 |
100 |
15 |
4 |
2177 |
I eat flies only in months with "r" in them. |
1.1933 |
0.04815 |
119 |
103 |
9 |
7 |
2178 |
I'm back. I have seen the new Lotus Land! |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
2179 |
It really attracts females. |
1.1931 |
0.03951 |
145 |
122 |
18 |
5 |
2180 |
Nah, it’s stuck. |
1.1931 |
0.03951 |
145 |
122 |
18 |
5 |
2181 |
You should check out the big city swamp, “cheese” a keeper. |
1.1931 |
0.04070 |
145 |
123 |
16 |
6 |
2182 |
I got it at Ray's. It's the original. |
1.1931 |
0.03828 |
145 |
121 |
20 |
4 |
2183 |
Well, my pad has better taste. |
1.1931 |
0.03828 |
145 |
121 |
20 |
4 |
2184 |
It’s vegan but it’s also waterproof. |
1.1930 |
0.04294 |
114 |
95 |
16 |
3 |
2185 |
And you can eat the pizza |
1.1929 |
0.03913 |
140 |
117 |
19 |
4 |
2186 |
I recommend you try out the most recent AI software |
1.1929 |
0.03913 |
140 |
117 |
19 |
4 |
2187 |
WHAT MAKES YOUR PAD RAD ? |
1.1929 |
0.04167 |
140 |
119 |
15 |
6 |
2188 |
My last pad was a sub but it sank. |
1.1929 |
0.03913 |
140 |
117 |
19 |
4 |
2189 |
Yeah, I thought I’d try the gluten-free. |
1.1929 |
0.03779 |
140 |
116 |
21 |
3 |
2190 |
Help! I'm stuck to the cheese. |
1.1929 |
0.04042 |
140 |
118 |
17 |
5 |
2191 |
You think hot cheese on the roof of your mouth burns really bad... |
1.1927 |
0.04219 |
109 |
90 |
17 |
2 |
2192 |
Can you help me move this weekend? |
1.1926 |
0.04003 |
135 |
113 |
18 |
4 |
2193 |
Minimalism and its contender |
1.1926 |
0.03863 |
135 |
112 |
20 |
3 |
2194 |
I know it's Taco Tuesday. Don't judge me, Todd. |
1.1926 |
0.03863 |
135 |
112 |
20 |
3 |
2195 |
They skimped on the anchovies.' |
1.1926 |
0.03863 |
135 |
112 |
20 |
3 |
2196 |
Lilies & Legs |
1.1926 |
0.04003 |
135 |
113 |
18 |
4 |
2197 |
I upgraded to the Deluxe take out. |
1.1926 |
0.04139 |
135 |
114 |
16 |
5 |
2198 |
I used promo code (SavePOND) and so my order came with a free side of flies. |
1.1926 |
0.04139 |
135 |
114 |
16 |
5 |
2199 |
I'm just as surprised as you are--I thought I'd croaked but woke up to this! |
1.1923 |
0.04243 |
130 |
110 |
15 |
5 |
2200 |
Best fifteen dollars I ever spent, I can’t keep the flies away! |
1.1923 |
0.04243 |
130 |
110 |
15 |
5 |
2201 |
It tastes like chicken. |
1.1923 |
0.03536 |
156 |
129 |
24 |
3 |
2202 |
No idea what it’s for but it came with the 200 flies I ordered on Amazon. |
1.1923 |
0.03798 |
130 |
107 |
21 |
2 |
2203 |
Nice meeting you,it’s been a slice! |
1.1923 |
0.04381 |
130 |
111 |
13 |
6 |
2204 |
It's got anchoives. Nobody would eat it and it floats! |
1.1923 |
0.03798 |
130 |
107 |
21 |
2 |
2205 |
Where is Monet when we need him? |
1.1923 |
0.04100 |
130 |
109 |
17 |
4 |
2206 |
I always preferred a good slice to a smooch. |
1.1923 |
0.04381 |
130 |
111 |
13 |
6 |
2207 |
Really? It was all over the news when the oven blew up. |
1.1923 |
0.04100 |
130 |
109 |
17 |
4 |
2208 |
sorry, i already ate all the flies on it |
1.1923 |
0.04381 |
130 |
111 |
13 |
6 |
2209 |
It's alright Bob, I failed the color test the first time too. |
1.1923 |
0.04079 |
156 |
134 |
14 |
8 |
2210 |
They thought the rat was impressive! |
1.1923 |
0.03871 |
156 |
132 |
18 |
6 |
2211 |
Deny the laws of physics. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2212 |
Slice? Extra flies, hold the anchovies--just like you like! |
1.1923 |
0.03952 |
130 |
108 |
19 |
3 |
2213 |
Pepperoni tastes better than flies. |
1.1923 |
0.03798 |
130 |
107 |
21 |
2 |
2214 |
I always get extra anchovies. |
1.1923 |
0.04381 |
130 |
111 |
13 |
6 |
2215 |
Pizza Rat said he just needed one piece and I could have the rest |
1.1921 |
0.03725 |
151 |
126 |
21 |
4 |
2216 |
Sorry if you're a vegan--mine's pepperoni. |
1.1921 |
0.03842 |
151 |
127 |
19 |
5 |
2217 |
We will wait for the pizza to rot, and all the flies will come |
1.1921 |
0.04065 |
151 |
129 |
15 |
7 |
2218 |
The cheese has a high SPF, and the grease is a great moisturizer. |
1.1921 |
0.04065 |
151 |
129 |
15 |
7 |
2219 |
It should up the princess factor. |
1.1921 |
0.04065 |
151 |
129 |
15 |
7 |
2220 |
My good friend, Banksy, spray painted it for me. |
1.1920 |
0.04204 |
125 |
105 |
16 |
4 |
2221 |
Vegan Schmegan |
1.1920 |
0.03885 |
125 |
103 |
20 |
2 |
2222 |
Large cheese delivery for Swamp Witch.” How did I not see this coming |
1.1920 |
0.04047 |
125 |
104 |
18 |
3 |
2223 |
It drives the lady-bugs crazy |
1.1920 |
0.04047 |
125 |
104 |
18 |
3 |
2224 |
I understand there might be some Budweiser around here? |
1.1920 |
0.03885 |
125 |
103 |
20 |
2 |
2225 |
It's a pad no matter how you slice it. |
1.1920 |
0.04204 |
125 |
105 |
16 |
4 |
2226 |
They ordered a large cheese and broccoli with frog legs. |
1.1918 |
0.03677 |
146 |
121 |
22 |
3 |
2227 |
Sure the buoyancy isn't great, but it's a total fly magnet |
1.1918 |
0.03926 |
146 |
123 |
18 |
5 |
2228 |
PIZZA PIES DRAW FLIES
I’ve caught more flies on pizza pies
Than I ever had on a lily pad |
1.1918 |
0.04160 |
146 |
125 |
14 |
7 |
2229 |
I'm part of a marketing test group for the personal pad pizza. |
1.1917 |
0.03977 |
120 |
99 |
19 |
2 |
2230 |
I wanted one that wouldn’t show pizza stains. |
1.1917 |
0.04315 |
120 |
101 |
15 |
4 |
2231 |
I’d offer you a slice… |
1.1917 |
0.03977 |
120 |
99 |
19 |
2 |
2232 |
It's imported from Naples. |
1.1915 |
0.03887 |
141 |
118 |
19 |
4 |
2233 |
I was told I needed the Calcium, so I went with some dairy, how about you? |
1.1915 |
0.03755 |
141 |
117 |
21 |
3 |
2234 |
Sitting on a big pizza pie, that’s amoré! |
1.1915 |
0.04140 |
141 |
120 |
15 |
6 |
2235 |
I call it 'pizza marsherita. |
1.1915 |
0.04140 |
141 |
120 |
15 |
6 |
2236 |
Free delivery, too! |
1.1915 |
0.04016 |
141 |
119 |
17 |
5 |
2237 |
Yeah, I think their plain pie is a little bland--I always order the margherita. |
1.1915 |
0.04016 |
141 |
119 |
17 |
5 |
2238 |
Plain cheese...next time I'm ordering extra flies. |
1.1915 |
0.03755 |
141 |
117 |
21 |
3 |
2239 |
The pizza is a little soggy. |
1.1915 |
0.03474 |
141 |
115 |
25 |
1 |
2240 |
Gina, what's with "Hold the fly's." Diet? |
1.1913 |
0.03885 |
115 |
94 |
20 |
1 |
2241 |
If it ain't broke. |
1.1912 |
0.04111 |
136 |
115 |
16 |
5 |
2242 |
I got my lily pad with extra cheese. |
1.1912 |
0.04241 |
136 |
116 |
14 |
6 |
2243 |
I’m convinced this draws more flies! |
1.1912 |
0.03976 |
136 |
114 |
18 |
4 |
2244 |
Yes, it *IS* a great argument for legalization. |
1.1912 |
0.03692 |
136 |
112 |
22 |
2 |
2245 |
these really keep me afloat |
1.1912 |
0.03976 |
136 |
114 |
18 |
4 |
2246 |
Every Tuesday is half off! |
1.1912 |
0.04368 |
136 |
117 |
12 |
7 |
2247 |
They took a slice from me too |
1.1912 |
0.03837 |
136 |
113 |
20 |
3 |
2248 |
The princess kissed the lilypad |
1.1912 |
0.03542 |
136 |
111 |
24 |
1 |
2249 |
That’s amore? |
1.1912 |
0.04111 |
136 |
115 |
16 |
5 |
2250 |
At least I won’t be getting hungry. |
1.1912 |
0.04111 |
136 |
115 |
16 |
5 |
2251 |
Of course, it's marinera. |
1.1912 |
0.03976 |
136 |
114 |
18 |
4 |
2252 |
With the kids gone we figured it made sense to downsize to the 10-inch and give up some yard |
1.1912 |
0.03837 |
136 |
113 |
20 |
3 |
2253 |
Mine is from the Jersey Shore, where is yours from? |
1.1912 |
0.03976 |
136 |
114 |
18 |
4 |
2254 |
So stick with flies. Vegan is not for everybody. |
1.1911 |
0.03740 |
157 |
132 |
20 |
5 |
2255 |
High score in Frogger at Mario's Pizza |
1.1909 |
0.04745 |
110 |
94 |
11 |
5 |
2256 |
I got a liking for cheese pizza when I was stationed in Italy. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2257 |
It's all about the Cheese Filled Crust !!!!! |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2258 |
Giuseppe never makes soggy pizza. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
2259 |
If I only had a pizza cutter. |
1.1908 |
0.04483 |
131 |
113 |
11 |
7 |
2260 |
I’d rather be sitting on Ms. Pacman too. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2261 |
I can get you one just like it in 30 minutes or less. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2262 |
It is better cold, and so are the visiting flies. |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
2263 |
It's the perfect pad to lure in a princess |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
2264 |
And I can croak in fluent Italian. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2265 |
You don't have any more of that Budweiser left, do you |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
2266 |
It attracts flies, so I'm never hungry! |
1.1908 |
0.03819 |
152 |
128 |
19 |
5 |
2267 |
After I finished eating the pepperoni, I thought: "why not?" |
1.1908 |
0.03931 |
152 |
129 |
17 |
6 |
2268 |
One more slice before I croak. |
1.1908 |
0.03819 |
152 |
128 |
19 |
5 |
2269 |
I had it delivered. |
1.1905 |
0.03857 |
126 |
104 |
20 |
2 |
2270 |
It’s pizza, with extra flies, and I even saved you a slice, Maury! |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
2271 |
Gucci designed my pad” |
1.1905 |
0.04323 |
126 |
107 |
14 |
5 |
2272 |
I’m carbo-loading. |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
2273 |
When you want another they deliver in 30 minutes or it's free. |
1.1905 |
0.03901 |
147 |
124 |
18 |
5 |
2274 |
Hi, I'm Federico. I just moved here from Italy. |
1.1905 |
0.04323 |
126 |
107 |
14 |
5 |
2275 |
It’s from IKEA’s bachelor pad line. |
1.1905 |
0.03857 |
126 |
104 |
20 |
2 |
2276 |
My Italian grandfather left me this place. |
1.1905 |
0.03780 |
147 |
123 |
20 |
4 |
2277 |
You just call and if is not here in a half hour, it’s free. |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
2278 |
I’d offer you a spot, but it’s kind of a one-topping deal |
1.1905 |
0.03901 |
147 |
124 |
18 |
5 |
2279 |
It's not the best place I've sat, but I bet it's great after a few beers. |
1.1905 |
0.04133 |
147 |
126 |
14 |
7 |
2280 |
Anything that looks like Pac-Man will work. |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
2281 |
The real estate agent called it "Italien Charm". |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
2282 |
Pizza pad sinking soon…join your lily pad? |
1.1905 |
0.04323 |
126 |
107 |
14 |
5 |
2283 |
Bachelor pad |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
2284 |
It’s all the fireflies I’m eating. Every time I fart the pad lights up. |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
2285 |
I told Pac-Man, Frogger is harder than it looks. |
1.1901 |
0.04349 |
142 |
123 |
11 |
8 |
2286 |
You should try it with dragonfly topping! |
1.1901 |
0.03862 |
142 |
119 |
19 |
4 |
2287 |
It's burning hot, but it heated up so gradually that I never noticed. |
1.1901 |
0.04113 |
142 |
121 |
15 |
6 |
2288 |
That's my grandma's recipe |
1.1901 |
0.03594 |
142 |
117 |
23 |
2 |
2289 |
Just as long as they don't order a side of frogs legs... |
1.1901 |
0.04113 |
142 |
121 |
15 |
6 |
2290 |
...and someday, I'm going to float along the canals of Venice. |
1.1901 |
0.03989 |
142 |
120 |
17 |
5 |
2291 |
CPK...Why do you ask? |
1.1901 |
0.04349 |
142 |
123 |
11 |
8 |
2292 |
I hear it tastes a lot like chicken too |
1.1901 |
0.03731 |
142 |
118 |
21 |
3 |
2293 |
My pad has more pizzazz. |
1.1901 |
0.03731 |
142 |
118 |
21 |
3 |
2294 |
Now when I have people over, I can feed them." |
1.1901 |
0.04282 |
121 |
102 |
15 |
4 |
2295 |
Ever since those turtles and that rat moved into the neighborhood I’ve been finding these everywhere. |
1.1901 |
0.04118 |
121 |
101 |
17 |
3 |
2296 |
The princess still refuses to kiss me. But she said I can use the castle's kitchen whenever I want. |
1.1901 |
0.04118 |
121 |
101 |
17 |
3 |
2297 |
I had just begun eating when midnight struck and I was not a prince anymore |
1.1901 |
0.04282 |
121 |
102 |
15 |
4 |
2298 |
I just love my new pizza pad. |
1.1901 |
0.03948 |
121 |
100 |
19 |
2 |
2299 |
Eating is Believing. |
1.1901 |
0.04118 |
121 |
101 |
17 |
3 |
2300 |
It said "Lily Pie", but I thought it was a typo. |
1.1901 |
0.04282 |
121 |
102 |
15 |
4 |
2301 |
Might as well enjoy a good meal before we croak. |
1.1901 |
0.04282 |
121 |
102 |
15 |
4 |
2302 |
Pads are out. It’s all about pies now. |
1.1901 |
0.03948 |
121 |
100 |
19 |
2 |
2303 |
I got mine cheaper from little Caesars |
1.1901 |
0.04440 |
121 |
103 |
13 |
5 |
2304 |
Believe me, you'll never want to eat another fly for the rest of your life. |
1.1898 |
0.04213 |
137 |
117 |
14 |
6 |
2305 |
Anchovies! Are you crazy? |
1.1898 |
0.04083 |
137 |
116 |
16 |
5 |
2306 |
I thought I would come over to your pad after dinner |
1.1898 |
0.03811 |
137 |
114 |
20 |
3 |
2307 |
Always say extra cheese |
1.1898 |
0.03950 |
137 |
115 |
18 |
4 |
2308 |
Rana, Bellisima, vieni a pada mia! |
1.1898 |
0.03950 |
137 |
115 |
18 |
4 |
2309 |
Sure it's soggy, but it was here in under 20 minutes. |
1.1897 |
0.04400 |
116 |
98 |
14 |
4 |
2310 |
One pizza and I gave up on the plant-based diet. |
1.1897 |
0.04729 |
116 |
100 |
10 |
6 |
2311 |
And I thought, why settle for just a piece of the pie when five sixths was clearly the better option. |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
2312 |
Get this, this scorpion guy ends up stinging me in the back despite the fact that now, we are both going to drown and gives me the excuse that it's just in his nature. |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
2313 |
It's an improvement, but it took a lot of dough to make it. |
1.1897 |
0.04045 |
116 |
96 |
18 |
2 |
2314 |
Folded or knife and fork? |
1.1897 |
0.04045 |
116 |
96 |
18 |
2 |
2315 |
I wanted an Italian design for my pad. |
1.1897 |
0.04400 |
116 |
98 |
14 |
4 |
2316 |
It’s unconventional, but it’s tingly. |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
2317 |
I didn't order the toppings. They arrived on their own. |
1.1895 |
0.03562 |
153 |
127 |
23 |
3 |
2318 |
The best part is the flies. |
1.1895 |
0.03681 |
153 |
128 |
21 |
4 |
2319 |
Word on the street from this rat I was speaking to |
1.1894 |
0.03897 |
132 |
110 |
19 |
3 |
2320 |
Aww you can have it.It doesn’t have any mushrooms or anchovies on it” |
1.1894 |
0.03897 |
132 |
110 |
19 |
3 |
2321 |
I'm not into greens. |
1.1894 |
0.03897 |
132 |
110 |
19 |
3 |
2322 |
I got take-out. |
1.1894 |
0.03746 |
132 |
109 |
21 |
2 |
2323 |
That’s how I cut my carbs. |
1.1894 |
0.04043 |
132 |
111 |
17 |
4 |
2324 |
I got room and board |
1.1894 |
0.03588 |
132 |
108 |
23 |
1 |
2325 |
Is my lily-pad attractive enough for mating? |
1.1894 |
0.04043 |
132 |
111 |
17 |
4 |
2326 |
I just felt like it was time for a slice of the good life |
1.1894 |
0.03897 |
132 |
110 |
19 |
3 |
2327 |
YOLO am I right? |
1.1894 |
0.04451 |
132 |
114 |
11 |
7 |
2328 |
I've found that this model brings in the flies. |
1.1894 |
0.04043 |
132 |
111 |
17 |
4 |
2329 |
I'm in the process of finding a new place. |
1.1894 |
0.03897 |
132 |
110 |
19 |
3 |
2330 |
The extra thick crust acts as a flotation devise. |
1.1894 |
0.04320 |
132 |
113 |
13 |
6 |
2331 |
It's a Yayoi Kusama makeover. |
1.1894 |
0.03746 |
132 |
109 |
21 |
2 |
2332 |
I love flies and flies love it. |
1.1892 |
0.04150 |
111 |
92 |
17 |
2 |
2333 |
Yeah, you order it from Domino's. They always have toad the line for their customers. |
1.1892 |
0.03994 |
148 |
126 |
16 |
6 |
2334 |
It's an invasive Hybred lilly from Piza, Italy. |
1.1892 |
0.03994 |
148 |
126 |
16 |
6 |
2335 |
I needed a side hustle. |
1.1892 |
0.03994 |
148 |
126 |
16 |
6 |
2336 |
I’m lounging with the upper crust. |
1.1892 |
0.04150 |
111 |
92 |
17 |
2 |
2337 |
Extra anchovies are a luxury in this economy. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
2338 |
The buoyancy issues simply vanished when I switched to thin crust. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
2339 |
Wanna come by my pad for a slice? |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
2340 |
This baby gets 60 flies per hour! |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
2341 |
When you're missing a slice
But it still floats real nice
That's a story |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
2342 |
They call it pizza "croak- Monsieur" |
1.1888 |
0.04205 |
143 |
123 |
13 |
7 |
2343 |
The humans’ food comes to them. So I thought with this, the ants and flies will come to me. |
1.1888 |
0.04086 |
143 |
122 |
15 |
6 |
2344 |
Floats anywhere in 30 minutes or less |
1.1888 |
0.04086 |
143 |
122 |
15 |
6 |
2345 |
I tried a Veggie, just didn’t like the taste” |
1.1888 |
0.03572 |
143 |
118 |
23 |
2 |
2346 |
Thanks! I got it on my last vacation to the big apple. |
1.1888 |
0.03964 |
143 |
121 |
17 |
5 |
2347 |
Just when you think you've tried 'em all, this one has cheese baked right in the crust." |
1.1888 |
0.03964 |
143 |
121 |
17 |
5 |
2348 |
Leafy greens are overrated. |
1.1887 |
0.03475 |
159 |
132 |
24 |
3 |
2349 |
Do you like it? It's Italian. |
1.1885 |
0.03741 |
122 |
100 |
21 |
1 |
2350 |
It's part of the community recycle program, but it's kind of sticky. |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
2351 |
I got it in under 30 minutes |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
2352 |
I wanted pepperoni, but all they had were flies and grubs. |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
2353 |
Yes, it gets soggy, but it comes with cheesy breadsticks. |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
2354 |
I like the feel of pepperoni under my feet |
1.1885 |
0.04088 |
122 |
102 |
17 |
3 |
2355 |
I think the remodeling went well. |
1.1885 |
0.04407 |
122 |
104 |
13 |
5 |
2356 |
Hey! The party's at my pad tonight! |
1.1885 |
0.03741 |
122 |
100 |
21 |
1 |
2357 |
No you don't want to kiss me, I turn into a pineapple. |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
2358 |
Swamp-to-table was not a big hit. |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
2359 |
Cool pad man! |
1.1884 |
0.03786 |
138 |
115 |
20 |
3 |
2360 |
-yeah, floated in from Italy. |
1.1884 |
0.03923 |
138 |
116 |
18 |
4 |
2361 |
It can't be topped. |
1.1884 |
0.04309 |
138 |
119 |
12 |
7 |
2362 |
I’ll be free in thirty minutes. |
1.1884 |
0.04056 |
138 |
117 |
16 |
5 |
2363 |
New Yorkers will pay $16 for a slice of authentic frog shit pizza. |
1.1884 |
0.04056 |
138 |
117 |
16 |
5 |
2364 |
I like mine with pickled fly legs. |
1.1884 |
0.04056 |
138 |
117 |
16 |
5 |
2365 |
I’ve heard people say they would never put frog legs on pizza but here I am and I actually kind of love it? |
1.1884 |
0.04056 |
138 |
117 |
16 |
5 |
2366 |
Don’t eat the red ones |
1.1883 |
0.03419 |
154 |
127 |
25 |
2 |
2367 |
In New York you get pizza paper. In Chicago you get pizza PIE. |
1.1883 |
0.03659 |
154 |
129 |
21 |
4 |
2368 |
Oh, yes, this is pizza with "everything" on it! |
1.1880 |
0.04014 |
117 |
97 |
18 |
2 |
2369 |
You can't beat it when you order anchovies." |
1.1880 |
0.04365 |
117 |
99 |
14 |
4 |
2370 |
And it came with an accent table. |
1.1880 |
0.04015 |
133 |
112 |
17 |
4 |
2371 |
Your lily pad sucks. |
1.1880 |
0.04420 |
133 |
115 |
11 |
7 |
2372 |
You accidentally licked Phil again, didn't you. |
1.1880 |
0.03871 |
133 |
111 |
19 |
3 |
2373 |
Yeah, I’m Italian—care for a slice? |
1.1880 |
0.04015 |
133 |
112 |
17 |
4 |
2374 |
It Floats because it's gluten free. |
1.1880 |
0.04154 |
133 |
113 |
15 |
5 |
2375 |
Do you tip the driver more if he takes a canoe? |
1.1880 |
0.03871 |
133 |
111 |
19 |
3 |
2376 |
I think I'm stuck! |
1.1879 |
0.03610 |
149 |
124 |
22 |
3 |
2377 |
Got the idea from a rat. Creative reuse of found objects. |
1.1879 |
0.03733 |
149 |
125 |
20 |
4 |
2378 |
this is the newest Italian pad |
1.1879 |
0.03610 |
149 |
124 |
22 |
3 |
2379 |
You’re failing to see the double benefits of pizza |
1.1875 |
0.04113 |
128 |
108 |
16 |
4 |
2380 |
We both agree that sitting on pizza enhances the flavor. But I remain adamant that toppings-side-up is the way to go. |
1.1875 |
0.04260 |
128 |
109 |
14 |
5 |
2381 |
Really? You try eating only one piece from the pizza parlor to here. |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
2382 |
This keeps me warm and I just love the pepperoni. |
1.1875 |
0.04113 |
128 |
108 |
16 |
4 |
2383 |
It's fine just as long as there's no pineapple on it. |
1.1875 |
0.04260 |
128 |
109 |
14 |
5 |
2384 |
The great thing is that they deliver to your pond |
1.1875 |
0.04260 |
128 |
109 |
14 |
5 |
2385 |
It was either this or a rainbow unicorn swan. |
1.1875 |
0.04178 |
144 |
124 |
13 |
7 |
2386 |
‘ Bizarre’ says the guy who ordered a lily pad. |
1.1875 |
0.04113 |
128 |
108 |
16 |
4 |
2387 |
This is the part that the New York pizza rat didn't get. |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
2388 |
She kissed me, and my water lily became a pizza. |
1.1875 |
0.04178 |
144 |
124 |
13 |
7 |
2389 |
I'm lucky I didn’t order extra cheese. |
1.1875 |
0.04666 |
112 |
96 |
11 |
5 |
2390 |
It's a brick oven crust to croak for" |
1.1875 |
0.04402 |
128 |
110 |
12 |
6 |
2391 |
It’s the latest” |
1.1875 |
0.03683 |
144 |
120 |
21 |
3 |
2392 |
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie … |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
2393 |
I’m half Italian so I’ve got to represent.
Alison Garner,
Oceanside, CA |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
2394 |
Hey! My pad is not as cool as yours, but it draws flies. |
1.1875 |
0.03802 |
128 |
106 |
20 |
2 |
2395 |
There’s nothing you could do. All the writers went on strike. |
1.1875 |
0.04666 |
112 |
96 |
11 |
5 |
2396 |
There haven't been many flies this season. |
1.1871 |
0.03750 |
155 |
131 |
19 |
5 |
2397 |
``Someone ate my backyard.'' |
1.1871 |
0.03761 |
139 |
116 |
20 |
3 |
2398 |
I just upgraded to a pizza pad |
1.1871 |
0.04156 |
139 |
119 |
14 |
6 |
2399 |
No, you're only entitled to the one slice. |
1.1871 |
0.03897 |
139 |
117 |
18 |
4 |
2400 |
If you think my pad is cool, you should see my frog cave. |
1.1871 |
0.03897 |
139 |
117 |
18 |
4 |
2401 |
It's carbo-load-bearing. |
1.1871 |
0.03761 |
139 |
116 |
20 |
3 |
2402 |
Matisse is more to my taste than Rothko. |
1.1871 |
0.04280 |
139 |
120 |
12 |
7 |
2403 |
Sorry that I missed the unboxing event of yours. |
1.1871 |
0.04029 |
139 |
118 |
16 |
5 |
2404 |
No, it’s pre-fab, but we ordered it custom with the flies. |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
2405 |
It's a great pad. When bugs land on it, I chow down. |
1.1870 |
0.04057 |
123 |
103 |
17 |
3 |
2406 |
It's pizza night. |
1.1870 |
0.03889 |
123 |
102 |
19 |
2 |
2407 |
It’s my prize for winning Frogger |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
2408 |
I got the special, with extra flies. |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
2409 |
I'm what's called a 'hopping topping' - a limited time offer. |
1.1867 |
0.03944 |
150 |
128 |
16 |
6 |
2410 |
Yeah, I'm from New York. What's it to youse?! |
1.1866 |
0.03987 |
134 |
113 |
17 |
4 |
2411 |
I'm about to drown. |
1.1866 |
0.03695 |
134 |
111 |
21 |
2 |
2412 |
No, not a prince. But I was a little Caesar. |
1.1866 |
0.04260 |
134 |
115 |
13 |
6 |
2413 |
I'm a pizzaterian |
1.1866 |
0.03695 |
134 |
111 |
21 |
2 |
2414 |
I start with a small dough stretched to a large… |
1.1866 |
0.03844 |
134 |
112 |
19 |
3 |
2415 |
I prefer a totally enhanced pizza ? |
1.1866 |
0.03987 |
134 |
113 |
17 |
4 |
2416 |
The crust may be soggy, but the pepperoni makes it all worthwhile. |
1.1866 |
0.03987 |
134 |
113 |
17 |
4 |
2417 |
I can only offer you one slice |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
2418 |
You’re right, I am feeling the effects of global warming more than you! |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
2419 |
Sorry, I'm busy. The gators were asking if I was free in 30 minutes or less. |
1.1862 |
0.04034 |
145 |
124 |
15 |
6 |
2420 |
I splashed for an upgraded pad. |
1.1862 |
0.03789 |
145 |
122 |
19 |
4 |
2421 |
What makes you think I’m Italian? |
1.1862 |
0.04034 |
145 |
124 |
15 |
6 |
2422 |
The parmesan kinda tickles. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2423 |
Apparently a pseudomorph is all this cartoonist's got. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2424 |
The moon is really hitting your eye right now. |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
2425 |
When I woke up all these little fish were here! |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
2426 |
Think of it as a fly magnet. |
1.1859 |
0.03728 |
156 |
132 |
19 |
5 |
2427 |
It's a high-hydration dough. |
1.1859 |
0.03616 |
156 |
131 |
21 |
4 |
2428 |
Oh, this? It's upcycled. |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
2429 |
I bought it from flipper in Italy. |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
2430 |
It was either this or Pac-Man. |
1.1857 |
0.04002 |
140 |
119 |
16 |
5 |
2431 |
Flies, cheese, and a double serving of midges! |
1.1857 |
0.04129 |
140 |
120 |
14 |
6 |
2432 |
Yeah, no more nasty flies and bugs for me---and free delivery! |
1.1857 |
0.03737 |
140 |
117 |
20 |
3 |
2433 |
No, yours is a lily pad; mine’s Pad Thai. |
1.1857 |
0.04251 |
140 |
121 |
12 |
7 |
2434 |
It’s to make up for Taco Tuesday’s demise. |
1.1857 |
0.03737 |
140 |
117 |
20 |
3 |
2435 |
For weight watchers, thin crust is best. |
1.1857 |
0.03737 |
140 |
117 |
20 |
3 |
2436 |
And so I became known as the Pizza Frog. |
1.1857 |
0.03597 |
140 |
116 |
22 |
2 |
2437 |
I picked it up from that rat who lives near the subway. |
1.1857 |
0.03737 |
140 |
117 |
20 |
3 |
2438 |
It’s a cheap cruise to Italy. |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
2439 |
The Hawaiian is the closest I can get to paradise. |
1.1855 |
0.03687 |
124 |
102 |
21 |
1 |
2440 |
I swear it’s vegan. |
1.1855 |
0.03861 |
124 |
103 |
19 |
2 |
2441 |
My DNA results came back. Turns out I'm Italian. |
1.1855 |
0.03687 |
124 |
102 |
21 |
1 |
2442 |
I’m less attached riding this pie, it’s better at attracting flies and in a pinch I can eat it. |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
2443 |
Less Monet, more DaVinci. |
1.1855 |
0.03687 |
124 |
102 |
21 |
1 |
2444 |
Of course, you can't buy one of these babies in Chicago. |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
2445 |
Hey, you like pepperoni? |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
2446 |
Those aren’t mushrooms. Let’s just call them “toad stools”. |
1.1855 |
0.04489 |
124 |
107 |
11 |
6 |
2447 |
It’s funny because mine is colored like a pizza.” |
1.1855 |
0.04489 |
124 |
107 |
11 |
6 |
2448 |
The secret is in the cauliflower crust. So light! |
1.1855 |
0.03861 |
124 |
103 |
19 |
2 |
2449 |
So he says to me, "what does a frog need with a life coach?" And, the rest is history. |
1.1855 |
0.04187 |
124 |
105 |
15 |
4 |
2450 |
So, Papa Murphy’s was having a $10 Tuesday Night special. And I sez ‘Why not?’ |
1.1855 |
0.04340 |
124 |
106 |
13 |
5 |
2451 |
It landed on the pond, same shape as yours, and keeps my butt warmer. |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
2452 |
How’s the diet going? |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
2453 |
“I had a coupon for the new deep-splish pizza.” |
1.1855 |
0.04187 |
124 |
105 |
15 |
4 |
2454 |
Yours of the family Nymphaeaceae. Mine is a pizza. |
1.1854 |
0.03309 |
151 |
124 |
26 |
1 |
2455 |
Lick my butt and open your mind. |
1.1854 |
0.03806 |
151 |
128 |
18 |
5 |
2456 |
I told you I would be back in 30 minutes or less... |
1.1852 |
0.03818 |
135 |
113 |
19 |
3 |
2457 |
No way you could pull this off in Chicago. |
1.1852 |
0.03818 |
135 |
113 |
19 |
3 |
2458 |
...and another great thing about New York is that each neighborhood has it's own vibe, and there's this energy... |
1.1852 |
0.04359 |
135 |
117 |
11 |
7 |
2459 |
Let's have some pizza and then I will come over to your place. |
1.1852 |
0.03818 |
135 |
113 |
19 |
3 |
2460 |
Love your lily pied! |
1.1852 |
0.03979 |
108 |
89 |
18 |
1 |
2461 |
You’ve never tried Frog Legs on your pizza” |
1.1852 |
0.03818 |
135 |
113 |
19 |
3 |
2462 |
I'm telling you, it's all about the water. |
1.1852 |
0.03960 |
135 |
114 |
17 |
4 |
2463 |
The salesman promised me I’d feel like I was on vacation in Naples, Italy. |
1.1852 |
0.03517 |
135 |
111 |
23 |
1 |
2464 |
A vegetarian and a vegan part ways. You, too, feel there’s a poem in it? |
1.1852 |
0.04230 |
135 |
116 |
13 |
6 |
2465 |
I wanted a Pac-man pad but they were out. |
1.1852 |
0.03960 |
135 |
114 |
17 |
4 |
2466 |
We've got the salad and pizza covered. Where is Bob with the beer? |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
2467 |
You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It's the little differences |
1.1852 |
0.03818 |
135 |
113 |
19 |
3 |
2468 |
Beats flies. |
1.1849 |
0.03888 |
146 |
124 |
17 |
5 |
2469 |
I could do without the anchovies. |
1.1849 |
0.03637 |
146 |
122 |
21 |
3 |
2470 |
What? You've never had a Pepperoni Pond pie? |
1.1849 |
0.03637 |
146 |
122 |
21 |
3 |
2471 |
Shouldn’t have got those flies
Chandler Tann and Co |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
2472 |
I heard alligators don't like pineapple and anchovies. |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
2473 |
Honey, the doctor said to cut out junk food or you’re gonna croak. |
1.1849 |
0.04128 |
119 |
100 |
16 |
3 |
2474 |
They even asked if I wanted flies with the order. |
1.1847 |
0.03706 |
157 |
133 |
19 |
5 |
2475 |
No pineapple,thank God. |
1.1847 |
0.03594 |
157 |
132 |
21 |
4 |
2476 |
I didn't know extra cheese could float. |
1.1847 |
0.03815 |
157 |
134 |
17 |
6 |
2477 |
What do you mean you don't like anchovies? |
1.1846 |
0.04199 |
130 |
111 |
14 |
5 |
2478 |
Well, they also gave me the choice of Chicago style -- but I wanted the dang thing to float. |
1.1846 |
0.04055 |
130 |
110 |
16 |
4 |
2479 |
How about one slice for a snail, two slugs and a worm? |
1.1846 |
0.03749 |
130 |
108 |
20 |
2 |
2480 |
With Ozempic, I can eat anything |
1.1846 |
0.03905 |
130 |
109 |
18 |
3 |
2481 |
Gribbizza! |
1.1846 |
0.04474 |
130 |
113 |
10 |
7 |
2482 |
Lilypads are so last season |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
2483 |
Whereas I prefer to keep my next meal where I can see it! |
1.1844 |
0.03712 |
141 |
118 |
20 |
3 |
2484 |
I can't complain, |
1.1844 |
0.03573 |
141 |
117 |
22 |
2 |
2485 |
The Chicago Deep Dish is so much more comfortable! Hi, my name is Anchovie, I showed them! |
1.1844 |
0.03846 |
141 |
119 |
18 |
4 |
2486 |
It's functional and delicious. |
1.1844 |
0.03846 |
141 |
119 |
18 |
4 |
2487 |
Let me tell you what my lawyer explained about squatter's rights. |
1.1844 |
0.03712 |
141 |
118 |
20 |
3 |
2488 |
You'll never eat anything else. |
1.1844 |
0.03573 |
141 |
117 |
22 |
2 |
2489 |
It's from Candlelite, Chicago. Large, thin crust, with pepperoni and extra flies. |
1.1844 |
0.03846 |
141 |
119 |
18 |
4 |
2490 |
So, do you want pepperoni and sausage on your slice? |
1.1844 |
0.03846 |
141 |
119 |
18 |
4 |
2491 |
It's called Lily Pad Pies, you can pick your toppings. I got grasshopper. |
1.1844 |
0.03846 |
141 |
119 |
18 |
4 |
2492 |
It's actually Digiorno. |
1.1844 |
0.04223 |
141 |
122 |
12 |
7 |
2493 |
The hard part was finding gluten free. |
1.1842 |
0.03896 |
152 |
130 |
16 |
6 |
2494 |
I ordered one with everything, and it came right to my pad. |
1.1842 |
0.03896 |
152 |
130 |
16 |
6 |
2495 |
Yeah, I discovered it by accident - but now I call out for delivery every time my butt gets cold. |
1.1842 |
0.03545 |
152 |
127 |
22 |
3 |
2496 |
And you said I couldn’t just live on pizza |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
2497 |
I prefer thick crust. It's more buoyant. |
1.1842 |
0.04238 |
114 |
96 |
15 |
3 |
2498 |
This? SUP. Stand Up Pizza. |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
2499 |
Into the ancient pond- A frog jumps - Yummy sound. |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
2500 |
You know how it is: new pad = new decor |
1.1840 |
0.03833 |
125 |
104 |
19 |
2 |
2501 |
I've really developed a taste for pizza. |
1.1840 |
0.03997 |
125 |
105 |
17 |
3 |
2502 |
And I got free shipping. |
1.1840 |
0.03997 |
125 |
105 |
17 |
3 |
2503 |
Well I can’t eat it now, it’s soggy! |
1.1840 |
0.04156 |
125 |
106 |
15 |
4 |
2504 |
I just couldn't hack the urban hot-dog life anymore. |
1.1840 |
0.03997 |
125 |
105 |
17 |
3 |
2505 |
It's okay. I've upped my cardio workouts" |
1.1840 |
0.03833 |
125 |
104 |
19 |
2 |
2506 |
A surreal slice of pond life. |
1.1838 |
0.03792 |
136 |
114 |
19 |
3 |
2507 |
Is there something wrong with my lily pad? |
1.1838 |
0.03792 |
136 |
114 |
19 |
3 |
2508 |
No,I don’t want to switch lilypads with you,Todd. |
1.1838 |
0.04329 |
136 |
118 |
11 |
7 |
2509 |
It's imported from Italy. |
1.1838 |
0.03646 |
136 |
113 |
21 |
2 |
2510 |
Extra cheese, that's the secret. |
1.1838 |
0.04069 |
136 |
116 |
15 |
5 |
2511 |
My slice is better than yours. |
1.1838 |
0.03646 |
136 |
113 |
21 |
2 |
2512 |
No, I just fell off a french pizza truck. |
1.1838 |
0.03646 |
136 |
113 |
21 |
2 |
2513 |
Pineapple on a lily pad? That's blasphemy! |
1.1838 |
0.04069 |
136 |
116 |
15 |
5 |
2514 |
And it was delivered in under 30 minutes! |
1.1838 |
0.04453 |
136 |
119 |
9 |
8 |
2515 |
The figs are ribitilicious. |
1.1838 |
0.03493 |
136 |
112 |
23 |
1 |
2516 |
I'm not sharing. |
1.1838 |
0.03933 |
136 |
115 |
17 |
4 |
2517 |
Isn't it yummy? The Bog Historic Preservation Society is currently working to determine whether the historic origin is American or Italian. |
1.1837 |
0.03864 |
147 |
125 |
17 |
5 |
2518 |
I'm telling you, it's like hiding in plain sight. There's nothing less appetizing than frog's legs on pizza. |
1.1837 |
0.03983 |
147 |
126 |
15 |
6 |
2519 |
Don't bother; it has anchovies. |
1.1837 |
0.03615 |
147 |
123 |
21 |
3 |
2520 |
It comes with a big gulp and a side of french flies. |
1.1833 |
0.03922 |
120 |
100 |
18 |
2 |
2521 |
It's all in the mind. |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
2522 |
It was a good idea at first,but the crust is too soggy for my taste. |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
2523 |
Best fly trap on the market. Got it off Amazon. |
1.1833 |
0.03922 |
120 |
100 |
18 |
2 |
2524 |
No judgement, man, but eating bugs just isn’t my bag. |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
2525 |
I went on a new diet - I was eating too much Vitamin K." |
1.1833 |
0.04264 |
120 |
102 |
14 |
4 |
2526 |
'Pineapple on pizza is sacrilege. Frog's legs on pizza is...well...FRENCH." |
1.1833 |
0.03922 |
120 |
100 |
18 |
2 |
2527 |
And there was no extra charge for the anchovies. |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
2528 |
OMG! I forgot to leave a tip! |
1.1832 |
0.03877 |
131 |
110 |
18 |
3 |
2529 |
If you can have pineapple on pizza why can't you have a frog? |
1.1832 |
0.03877 |
131 |
110 |
18 |
3 |
2530 |
I TOLD you my pad was a lot of dough! |
1.1832 |
0.03723 |
131 |
109 |
20 |
2 |
2531 |
Now when friends visit, they always bring beer. |
1.1832 |
0.03877 |
131 |
110 |
18 |
3 |
2532 |
Parts of Europe were great, but I missed Arkansas. |
1.1832 |
0.04026 |
131 |
111 |
16 |
4 |
2533 |
And her boss told her "That's a knickknack, Patty Wack. Give that frog a loan. His old man was a Rolling Stone." |
1.1832 |
0.04169 |
131 |
112 |
14 |
5 |
2534 |
Too bad that it's cold and soggy. |
1.1832 |
0.04026 |
131 |
111 |
16 |
4 |
2535 |
Do you wanna know about my trip to Italy? |
1.1832 |
0.04026 |
131 |
111 |
16 |
4 |
2536 |
"I didn't forget your birthday, pal. Pepperoni, sausage, extra cheese., and just the way like it, a bit on the damp side." |
1.1832 |
0.04169 |
131 |
112 |
14 |
5 |
2537 |
I'm not in Kansas anymore. |
1.1832 |
0.04169 |
131 |
112 |
14 |
5 |
2538 |
They insisted this was the right address, so I kept it and cut it to fit. What do you think? |
1.1832 |
0.04308 |
131 |
113 |
12 |
6 |
2539 |
Gee, I wonder what THIS advert is subverting? |
1.1831 |
0.03821 |
142 |
120 |
18 |
4 |
2540 |
The key is to order a thin crust veggie. |
1.1831 |
0.03688 |
142 |
119 |
20 |
3 |
2541 |
Pride, dammit - or 'ribbit' if you prefer. |
1.1831 |
0.03950 |
142 |
121 |
16 |
5 |
2542 |
I just got back from Venice with this sweet new ride. |
1.1831 |
0.03550 |
142 |
118 |
22 |
2 |
2543 |
How do you like my pizza pad? |
1.1831 |
0.04074 |
142 |
122 |
14 |
6 |
2544 |
Life’s too short |
1.1831 |
0.03688 |
142 |
119 |
20 |
3 |
2545 |
That's why it's called marinara |
1.1831 |
0.03821 |
142 |
120 |
18 |
4 |
2546 |
Want to go out to eat? |
1.1831 |
0.03550 |
142 |
118 |
22 |
2 |
2547 |
I like my cheese knee-deep. Knee-deep. Knee-deep. |
1.1831 |
0.03950 |
142 |
121 |
16 |
5 |
2548 |
What do you think of my new watercolor paints? |
1.1829 |
0.03593 |
164 |
139 |
20 |
5 |
2549 |
I'm just watching it for the DoorDash guy while he's on break. |
1.1826 |
0.04717 |
115 |
100 |
9 |
6 |
2550 |
I ordered it from IHOP. |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
2551 |
Sometimes I like to shake it up with licorice pizza, but it’s all good. |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
2552 |
Trust me, so much better than flies. |
1.1826 |
0.04552 |
115 |
99 |
11 |
5 |
2553 |
No it does NOT have pineapple on it. Ya think I'm crazy?? |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
2554 |
The trick is to eat it all before it gets too soggy. |
1.1826 |
0.03618 |
115 |
94 |
21 |
0 |
2555 |
And then she said, ‘I’d like extra anchovies and frog legs on that pizza!’ and here we are. |
1.1826 |
0.04552 |
115 |
99 |
11 |
5 |
2556 |
Makes catching flies so much easier. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
2557 |
Yes, but mine attracts bugs. |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
2558 |
This view gives me a good pizza mind. |
1.1825 |
0.03634 |
126 |
104 |
21 |
1 |
2559 |
Make me an offer I can’t refuse. |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
2560 |
Its vegetarian |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
2561 |
...and can you believe it: pineapple won! |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
2562 |
Sure, it’s eco-friendly; but the color palette’s all wrong. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
2563 |
To be honest its absorbency makes it impractical... Yet delicious. |
1.1825 |
0.03907 |
137 |
116 |
17 |
4 |
2564 |
I took the leap. I'm vegetarian now; but not vegan. |
1.1825 |
0.03767 |
137 |
115 |
19 |
3 |
2565 |
I thought that she said prince. |
1.1825 |
0.03907 |
137 |
116 |
17 |
4 |
2566 |
Don’t suppose you have any ranch? |
1.1825 |
0.03767 |
137 |
115 |
19 |
3 |
2567 |
It's good, but the crust gets soggy. |
1.1825 |
0.03767 |
137 |
115 |
19 |
3 |
2568 |
Ninja Turtles are looking for a 5th member. |
1.1825 |
0.03907 |
137 |
116 |
17 |
4 |
2569 |
Why do you hate me? |
1.1825 |
0.03767 |
137 |
115 |
19 |
3 |
2570 |
rivet" "burp |
1.1825 |
0.03767 |
137 |
115 |
19 |
3 |
2571 |
Some say New York, but I think New Haven ponds are the best. |
1.1825 |
0.03907 |
137 |
116 |
17 |
4 |
2572 |
Our side of the river believes in pineapple. |
1.1825 |
0.03907 |
137 |
116 |
17 |
4 |
2573 |
They call me Pizza Frog. |
1.1824 |
0.03462 |
148 |
123 |
23 |
2 |
2574 |
...and free delivery! |
1.1824 |
0.03592 |
148 |
124 |
21 |
3 |
2575 |
Yeah, it's soft and comfy, smells good, and attracts flies for my dinner too! |
1.1824 |
0.04072 |
148 |
128 |
13 |
7 |
2576 |
New York pizza is the best because of the water. |
1.1824 |
0.03701 |
170 |
146 |
17 |
7 |
2577 |
It's called a Lily Pan. |
1.1818 |
0.03892 |
121 |
101 |
18 |
2 |
2578 |
It's a medium, 1-topping. Plus the free delivery was nice. |
1.1818 |
0.03998 |
132 |
112 |
16 |
4 |
2579 |
It keeps my feet warm. |
1.1818 |
0.03665 |
143 |
120 |
20 |
3 |
2580 |
Apparently flies love Italian décor. |
1.1818 |
0.04232 |
121 |
103 |
14 |
4 |
2581 |
And she said "if it wasn't for the pineapple, I'd kiss you". |
1.1818 |
0.04066 |
121 |
102 |
16 |
3 |
2582 |
When the moon hits your lily pad like a big pizza pie, that's amore... |
1.1818 |
0.03924 |
143 |
122 |
16 |
5 |
2583 |
All this cholesterol is going to make me croak one day. |
1.1818 |
0.03697 |
132 |
110 |
20 |
2 |
2584 |
Hey, do u smell pizza? |
1.1818 |
0.04232 |
121 |
103 |
14 |
4 |
2585 |
This is also vegan! |
1.1818 |
0.03711 |
121 |
100 |
20 |
1 |
2586 |
Similar yes, but mine is more tasteful |
1.1818 |
0.04121 |
110 |
92 |
16 |
2 |
2587 |
I just put a deposit on a deep-dish |
1.1818 |
0.03924 |
143 |
122 |
16 |
5 |
2588 |
Yeah, they didn't arrive within 30 minutes, so I got it for free. |
1.1812 |
0.03881 |
138 |
117 |
17 |
4 |
2589 |
...plus, it took over 30 minutes, so it was free! |
1.1812 |
0.04015 |
138 |
118 |
15 |
5 |
2590 |
I’m a protestant now!
Go Orange |
1.1812 |
0.03598 |
138 |
115 |
21 |
2 |
2591 |
mia madre era italiana |
1.1812 |
0.03742 |
138 |
116 |
19 |
3 |
2592 |
Folks worry about the Manhattanization of this pond. |
1.1812 |
0.03881 |
138 |
117 |
17 |
4 |
2593 |
It’s from the DoorDash Home Spring collection. |
1.1812 |
0.03881 |
138 |
117 |
17 |
4 |
2594 |
I'm sitting on a new restaurant idea |
1.1812 |
0.03598 |
138 |
115 |
21 |
2 |
2595 |
It turns out I'm not gluten and dairy intolerant. |
1.1811 |
0.04095 |
127 |
108 |
15 |
4 |
2596 |
I said “Orange you glad to see me? |
1.1811 |
0.04530 |
127 |
111 |
9 |
7 |
2597 |
To be honest, I'm hated more than pineapple. |
1.1811 |
0.04245 |
127 |
109 |
13 |
5 |
2598 |
I lied about being a beautiful princess so he threw it at me! |
1.1811 |
0.03778 |
127 |
106 |
19 |
2 |
2599 |
Chicago deep dish |
1.1811 |
0.03940 |
127 |
107 |
17 |
3 |
2600 |
The only "pad" I'm doing now is what's happening to my thighs |
1.1811 |
0.03940 |
127 |
107 |
17 |
3 |
2601 |
It's a mystery. It came in a box that said: Domino's. |
1.1811 |
0.03608 |
127 |
105 |
21 |
1 |
2602 |
Do you want a pizza me |
1.1811 |
0.03940 |
127 |
107 |
17 |
3 |
2603 |
They had a special. Carry-out only. |
1.1811 |
0.04245 |
127 |
109 |
13 |
5 |
2604 |
Sure it attracts flies, but I wish it didn’t have pineapple. |
1.1810 |
0.04346 |
116 |
99 |
13 |
4 |
2605 |
It comes with anchovies and free delivery. |
1.1810 |
0.04346 |
116 |
99 |
13 |
4 |
2606 |
One thing I gotta say about these Italian Lily Pads -
they're even better the day after! |
1.1810 |
0.04346 |
116 |
99 |
13 |
4 |
2607 |
I thought the swamp needed some color. |
1.1810 |
0.03986 |
116 |
97 |
17 |
2 |
2608 |
You give me fever, in the mornin'.... |
1.1806 |
0.03600 |
155 |
131 |
20 |
4 |
2609 |
Delivery was $2.00 extra |
1.1806 |
0.03715 |
155 |
132 |
18 |
5 |
2610 |
My pad needed a makeover |
1.1806 |
0.03506 |
144 |
120 |
22 |
2 |
2611 |
We shouldn't let this small difference stand in our way. |
1.1806 |
0.03772 |
144 |
122 |
18 |
4 |
2612 |
It's a new product, Pad Pizza. |
1.1806 |
0.03217 |
144 |
118 |
26 |
0 |
2613 |
Interested in some crickets in thirty minutes or less? |
1.1806 |
0.03772 |
144 |
122 |
18 |
4 |
2614 |
Hold the anchovies ... it'll float faster. |
1.1806 |
0.03772 |
144 |
122 |
18 |
4 |
2615 |
I always need a midnight snack and this just makes it easier. |
1.1805 |
0.03824 |
133 |
112 |
18 |
3 |
2616 |
Yep, I'm Italian. How did you guess? |
1.1805 |
0.04247 |
133 |
115 |
12 |
6 |
2617 |
Excellent yard party going on over at the Wilson estate. |
1.1805 |
0.04111 |
133 |
114 |
14 |
5 |
2618 |
I've invented a new diet! |
1.1805 |
0.03824 |
133 |
112 |
18 |
3 |
2619 |
'You have to request "MANCO special" Kermit!' |
1.1805 |
0.04247 |
133 |
115 |
12 |
6 |
2620 |
Do you think these mushrooms will make me roam? |
1.1805 |
0.03970 |
133 |
113 |
16 |
4 |
2621 |
No, I said pi. |
1.1805 |
0.04247 |
133 |
115 |
12 |
6 |
2622 |
The wife left with the carton and the kids. |
1.1805 |
0.03824 |
133 |
112 |
18 |
3 |
2623 |
I asked her to come over to my pad but she said she can't because she's lactose intollerant. |
1.1805 |
0.03970 |
133 |
113 |
16 |
4 |
2624 |
My cousin in Venice sent it to me. |
1.1803 |
0.03863 |
122 |
102 |
18 |
2 |
2625 |
Thirty minutes or it's free. |
1.1803 |
0.04199 |
122 |
104 |
14 |
4 |
2626 |
yeah I can eat it but you know at some point.... |
1.1803 |
0.03684 |
122 |
101 |
20 |
1 |
2627 |
I’m just in from Verona actually. |
1.1803 |
0.03863 |
122 |
102 |
18 |
2 |
2628 |
It really forces you to live in the moment.. |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
2629 |
'Vegan is so last decade!' |
1.1803 |
0.04358 |
122 |
105 |
12 |
5 |
2630 |
Because meat toppings seemed too risky. |
1.1803 |
0.04358 |
122 |
105 |
12 |
5 |
2631 |
I wanted a bigger pad but this one will have to do |
1.1803 |
0.03684 |
122 |
101 |
20 |
1 |
2632 |
I had some spare dough so I decided to renovate. |
1.1803 |
0.04199 |
122 |
104 |
14 |
4 |
2633 |
So I told the guy, “Hold the pepperoni.” |
1.1803 |
0.03863 |
122 |
102 |
18 |
2 |
2634 |
Yeah, I used to be vegan too until I discovered Paulie Gee's. |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
2635 |
Etsy, not a chain store |
1.1803 |
0.03684 |
122 |
101 |
20 |
1 |
2636 |
The prince thing didn't work out, so I settled for liquid assets and what was on the table. |
1.1803 |
0.04199 |
122 |
104 |
14 |
4 |
2637 |
This way if I get hungry I don’t have to leave my pad” |
1.1803 |
0.04358 |
122 |
105 |
12 |
5 |
2638 |
Your pod or mine? |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
2639 |
Plus it's delicious |
1.1802 |
0.03882 |
111 |
92 |
18 |
1 |
2640 |
It's not about the aesthetic so much as it is about making a statement. Women see this and think "Now that's a guy who can get silly with it". That's what ladies like these days. Silly guys. That alpha male shit is on the way out. Live a little. |
1.1802 |
0.04650 |
111 |
96 |
10 |
5 |
2641 |
Deep dish….Deep dish |
1.1800 |
0.03792 |
150 |
128 |
17 |
5 |
2642 |
This is how we roll in Italy. |
1.1799 |
0.03717 |
139 |
117 |
19 |
3 |
2643 |
Pac-man is so yesterday. The new fad is Pizza-man! |
1.1799 |
0.03717 |
139 |
117 |
19 |
3 |
2644 |
Once you've had pizza from Italy there's no going back |
1.1799 |
0.03574 |
139 |
116 |
21 |
2 |
2645 |
She accidentally kissed my pad and now I’m living happily ever after. |
1.1799 |
0.04116 |
139 |
120 |
13 |
6 |
2646 |
And if it’s not here in 30 minutes, it’s free. |
1.1799 |
0.03717 |
139 |
117 |
19 |
3 |
2647 |
Like my new pad? |
1.1799 |
0.03988 |
139 |
119 |
15 |
5 |
2648 |
I got Domino’s to sponsor me. |
1.1799 |
0.03717 |
139 |
117 |
19 |
3 |
2649 |
Where's the beer? |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
2650 |
Been there, done that. |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
2651 |
Plain flatbread gets too soggy, and then... well, you know.' |
1.1797 |
0.03751 |
128 |
107 |
19 |
2 |
2652 |
Pizza Rat Schmeetza Rat - I'm the Pizza Frog! |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
2653 |
It's much lighter without the gluten |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
2654 |
Yep, I figure Frog Pond Pub and Pizzeria in Pennsylvania just got a free advert in The New Yorker. |
1.1797 |
0.04358 |
128 |
111 |
11 |
6 |
2655 |
They have free delivery anywhere now |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
2656 |
They said anchovies would be best. |
1.1795 |
0.03955 |
117 |
98 |
17 |
2 |
2657 |
The Chicago style crust doesn't sink as fast |
1.1795 |
0.03955 |
117 |
98 |
17 |
2 |
2658 |
Never order extra cheese I’m stuck ! |
1.1795 |
0.03764 |
117 |
97 |
19 |
1 |
2659 |
Can’t believe that they forgot the pepperoni - again! |
1.1795 |
0.03764 |
117 |
97 |
19 |
1 |
2660 |
Try the thin crust...floats forever |
1.1795 |
0.04641 |
117 |
102 |
9 |
6 |
2661 |
Join me please! My pad comes with all the fixins, but be careful, you might croak! |
1.1795 |
0.04312 |
117 |
100 |
13 |
4 |
2662 |
And I looked at that fly on the tip of my tongue and I thought,
uh-uh…not today! |
1.1795 |
0.04312 |
117 |
100 |
13 |
4 |
2663 |
It tastes better, but the pepperoni burns my butt. |
1.1793 |
0.03996 |
145 |
125 |
14 |
6 |
2664 |
On the plus side, I get a pretty big piece of the pie. |
1.1793 |
0.03874 |
145 |
124 |
16 |
5 |
2665 |
Latest from Bloomingdales. |
1.1792 |
0.04196 |
106 |
89 |
15 |
2 |
2666 |
In the contest for "Gilding the Lillypad" I took first place. |
1.1792 |
0.04604 |
106 |
91 |
11 |
4 |
2667 |
You have to wait till near the end of the movie,and it just happens. |
1.1791 |
0.03647 |
134 |
112 |
20 |
2 |
2668 |
The water is what makes the difference. |
1.1791 |
0.04218 |
134 |
116 |
12 |
6 |
2669 |
I'm on the sauce. |
1.1791 |
0.03798 |
134 |
113 |
18 |
3 |
2670 |
You think my lily is too cheesy, don't you? |
1.1791 |
0.03647 |
134 |
112 |
20 |
2 |
2671 |
Eating the anchovies first definitely helps with flotation. |
1.1791 |
0.04218 |
134 |
116 |
12 |
6 |
2672 |
They ordered a pizza with pepperoni, anchovies and frog do- do. |
1.1791 |
0.03647 |
134 |
112 |
20 |
2 |
2673 |
Chicago style floats better |
1.1791 |
0.03490 |
134 |
111 |
22 |
1 |
2674 |
I'm just keeping it warm until the pepperoni gets here. |
1.1791 |
0.03798 |
134 |
113 |
18 |
3 |
2675 |
I got a Pizza sponsorship |
1.1791 |
0.04082 |
134 |
115 |
14 |
5 |
2676 |
I want to invite you and Lily to my pad! |
1.1791 |
0.03647 |
134 |
112 |
20 |
2 |
2677 |
I'm Italian. What do you expect? |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
123 |
104 |
16 |
3 |
2678 |
I'm Italian |
1.1789 |
0.03657 |
123 |
102 |
20 |
1 |
2679 |
It’s a perk for princes who have been turned into frogs. |
1.1789 |
0.04476 |
123 |
107 |
10 |
6 |
2680 |
Ciao Bella |
1.1789 |
0.03657 |
123 |
102 |
20 |
1 |
2681 |
C'mon Greg, give me another slice! |
1.1789 |
0.04168 |
123 |
105 |
14 |
4 |
2682 |
It's called an accent wall. |
1.1789 |
0.04168 |
123 |
105 |
14 |
4 |
2683 |
Everyone loves pizza. It should distract predators long enough for me to get away. |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
123 |
104 |
16 |
3 |
2684 |
I'm the big cheese around here. |
1.1789 |
0.04168 |
123 |
105 |
14 |
4 |
2685 |
I got kissed by somebody in a chef's hat. |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
123 |
104 |
16 |
3 |
2686 |
Actually I prefer pepperoni. |
1.1789 |
0.04168 |
123 |
105 |
14 |
4 |
2687 |
My Princess is bringing the pepperoni |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
123 |
104 |
16 |
3 |
2688 |
I've prepared a tasty little snack for when a princess kisses me. |
1.1789 |
0.03657 |
123 |
102 |
20 |
1 |
2689 |
Combination ants, gnats and flies. Free delivery. You should ry it. |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
123 |
104 |
16 |
3 |
2690 |
Its just the Margherita,I don't like anything fancy. |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
123 |
104 |
16 |
3 |
2691 |
C'mon over; I'll call out for some flies. |
1.1788 |
0.03650 |
151 |
128 |
19 |
4 |
2692 |
And they deliver in less than 30 minutes. |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
2693 |
My name's Olive. |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
2694 |
For some reason, everyone's calling me a rat--I don't get it! |
1.1786 |
0.03850 |
112 |
93 |
18 |
1 |
2695 |
Yeah it doesn't float well for all that long, but it adds a pop of color around here, don't you think? And besides, it's tasty too! |
1.1786 |
0.03693 |
140 |
118 |
19 |
3 |
2696 |
I said "Hold the pepperoni. Give me just dragonfly." |
1.1786 |
0.03551 |
140 |
117 |
21 |
2 |
2697 |
This is value-added flotation because it’s colourful and edible. |
1.1786 |
0.03693 |
140 |
118 |
19 |
3 |
2698 |
I got the Combo. Pepperoni, worms and flies. |
1.1786 |
0.04213 |
140 |
122 |
11 |
7 |
2699 |
My taste in home decor has evolved. |
1.1783 |
0.04036 |
129 |
110 |
15 |
4 |
2700 |
After the first slice I said to myself 'this is a conundrum.' |
1.1783 |
0.04597 |
129 |
114 |
7 |
8 |
2701 |
The downside is it doesn't last very long. |
1.1783 |
0.03883 |
129 |
109 |
17 |
3 |
2702 |
After my semester across the pond, I even croak operatically. |
1.1783 |
0.03883 |
129 |
109 |
17 |
3 |
2703 |
Used to be a whole pizza until that damn rat came. |
1.1783 |
0.04036 |
129 |
110 |
15 |
4 |
2704 |
I didn't tip the delivery driver. |
1.1783 |
0.04036 |
129 |
110 |
15 |
4 |
2705 |
Things at work have been hard lately and I’m really on the hot pad right now. |
1.1783 |
0.04184 |
129 |
111 |
13 |
5 |
2706 |
How many times, how many times did you say to me 'Roy, embrace the new.' Well, this is me..embracing the new! |
1.1783 |
0.04036 |
129 |
110 |
15 |
4 |
2707 |
Yours looks delicious. Is it vegan? |
1.1783 |
0.03883 |
129 |
109 |
17 |
3 |
2708 |
I appreciate that they only sell it by the slice. |
1.1783 |
0.04326 |
129 |
112 |
11 |
6 |
2709 |
A little more spicy than I thought. |
1.1781 |
0.03462 |
146 |
122 |
22 |
2 |
2710 |
Did someone ask for anchovies on their pizza? |
1.1781 |
0.03849 |
146 |
125 |
16 |
5 |
2711 |
This is a water-hazard, _lots_ of slices end-up here. |
1.1781 |
0.03849 |
146 |
125 |
16 |
5 |
2712 |
It was either pizza or Pac-Man and I’d rather croak than be cliche. |
1.1781 |
0.03725 |
146 |
124 |
18 |
4 |
2713 |
Do you like my new pad? Would you like to hop over for a bite? |
1.1780 |
0.03924 |
118 |
99 |
17 |
2 |
2714 |
so you licked the human? |
1.1780 |
0.03924 |
118 |
99 |
17 |
2 |
2715 |
So he says, ‘cowabunga little dude!’ and does a backflip and a ninja kick or whatever and all four of them ride off on skateboards and the next thing you know I’m a homeowner.” |
1.1780 |
0.04604 |
118 |
103 |
9 |
6 |
2716 |
I doubt I will be alive past dinner time anyway. |
1.1780 |
0.04278 |
118 |
101 |
13 |
4 |
2717 |
Just imagine! |
1.1780 |
0.03924 |
118 |
99 |
17 |
2 |
2718 |
So then I said,"What can she even do to me, the Pizza Prince of Long Island?" |
1.1780 |
0.03924 |
118 |
99 |
17 |
2 |
2719 |
I don't want to be the only snack at the toad-licking party. |
1.1780 |
0.03924 |
118 |
99 |
17 |
2 |
2720 |
how much for a slice of the pie? |
1.1780 |
0.04278 |
118 |
101 |
13 |
4 |
2721 |
What makes you think I have already eaten a slice ? |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
2722 |
This is my exclusive souviner from Italy. |
1.1778 |
0.03622 |
135 |
113 |
20 |
2 |
2723 |
Sure beats a hamburger patty and flies. |
1.1778 |
0.03622 |
135 |
113 |
20 |
2 |
2724 |
Your slice could get a toadal recall. |
1.1778 |
0.04054 |
135 |
116 |
14 |
5 |
2725 |
It's not delivery... |
1.1778 |
0.03772 |
135 |
114 |
18 |
3 |
2726 |
The way I figure it, we’re all gonna croak, so what the hell. |
1.1778 |
0.04054 |
135 |
116 |
14 |
5 |
2727 |
The pizza rat thought I was one of his mutant turtles. |
1.1778 |
0.04188 |
135 |
117 |
12 |
6 |
2728 |
Well, it keeps my tush warm. |
1.1778 |
0.03772 |
135 |
114 |
18 |
3 |
2729 |
I'll only use San Marzano tomatoes |
1.1778 |
0.04054 |
135 |
116 |
14 |
5 |
2730 |
I got this pad cheap because of the cheesy décor. |
1.1778 |
0.03772 |
135 |
114 |
18 |
3 |
2731 |
Fortunately the rat doesn’t like anchovies |
1.1778 |
0.03772 |
135 |
114 |
18 |
3 |
2732 |
as an investment it also keeps my feet warm and sticky |
1.1776 |
0.03505 |
152 |
128 |
21 |
3 |
2733 |
Well, I saw a lot of this on our last trip to Venice. |
1.1776 |
0.04753 |
107 |
93 |
9 |
5 |
2734 |
I'm the exotic topping that got away. |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
2735 |
Easiest relocation ever. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2736 |
Invasive species; chili pad. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2737 |
Ciao piccola, ti piace piccante? |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2738 |
I get more kisses with this pizza than with a tiny crown. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2739 |
I know, I know. I'm a late blooming hippie frog. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2740 |
I find it's much easier to attract lady frogs this way. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2741 |
Pizza fart. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2742 |
It’s the hottest pad fad on Facebook. |
1.1773 |
0.03669 |
141 |
119 |
19 |
3 |
2743 |
It’s not that easy being gray. |
1.1773 |
0.03804 |
141 |
120 |
17 |
4 |
2744 |
I had it delivered, got $30,000 off because it was late. |
1.1770 |
0.04396 |
113 |
97 |
12 |
4 |
2745 |
I'm hoping it's a cauliflower crust. |
1.1770 |
0.03819 |
113 |
94 |
18 |
1 |
2746 |
Getting heat installed was so worth it! |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
2747 |
Life is different if you grew up in New Haven. |
1.1770 |
0.04396 |
113 |
97 |
12 |
4 |
2748 |
So that's one slice with extra flies. |
1.1769 |
0.04153 |
130 |
112 |
13 |
5 |
2749 |
I figured if I'm going to frog heaven, I might as well as for the home I really wanted." |
1.1769 |
0.04295 |
130 |
113 |
11 |
6 |
2750 |
It's Marine-ara |
1.1769 |
0.03856 |
130 |
110 |
17 |
3 |
2751 |
It came flying out of one of those high
-rise condos behind me, and I’ve gotta say it’s harder than any lily pad I’ve ever been on. |
1.1769 |
0.03856 |
130 |
110 |
17 |
3 |
2752 |
Dine in or float away? |
1.1769 |
0.03698 |
130 |
109 |
19 |
2 |
2753 |
You Going to eat that? |
1.1769 |
0.03856 |
130 |
110 |
17 |
3 |
2754 |
Wanna jump over for a bite? |
1.1769 |
0.03856 |
130 |
110 |
17 |
3 |
2755 |
If I had to eat one more mealworm I was gonna jump into the nearest heron’s mouth. |
1.1769 |
0.04153 |
130 |
112 |
13 |
5 |
2756 |
I recently moved to Little Italy. |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
2757 |
Chicago? They’re not even real frogs. The only REAL frogs are from New York of course! |
1.1765 |
0.04026 |
136 |
117 |
14 |
5 |
2758 |
I kissed an Italian chef. |
1.1765 |
0.03606 |
153 |
130 |
19 |
4 |
2759 |
The mozzarella stick is in the garage. |
1.1765 |
0.03894 |
119 |
100 |
17 |
2 |
2760 |
We kissed then she said her name was Margherita.”
Ed Remitz, Marin County, CA |
1.1765 |
0.03746 |
136 |
115 |
18 |
3 |
2761 |
This is my third space lilipad |
1.1765 |
0.03746 |
136 |
115 |
18 |
3 |
2762 |
So I got a raise... |
1.1765 |
0.04073 |
119 |
101 |
15 |
3 |
2763 |
Sometimes I feel like I'm just a big slice of pepperoni on the pizza pie of life. |
1.1765 |
0.04721 |
119 |
105 |
7 |
7 |
2764 |
Cheese with extra bugs |
1.1765 |
0.04073 |
119 |
101 |
15 |
3 |
2765 |
I won it in a hopping contest. |
1.1765 |
0.03707 |
119 |
99 |
19 |
1 |
2766 |
I just fancied a bit of color in my life! |
1.1765 |
0.03509 |
119 |
98 |
21 |
0 |
2767 |
Joe's on Carmine Street delivers. |
1.1761 |
0.03628 |
159 |
136 |
18 |
5 |
2768 |
Don't worry-it's non-gluten." |
1.1761 |
0.03505 |
142 |
119 |
21 |
2 |
2769 |
Let me guess...
Gluten-free Vegan? |
1.1761 |
0.03779 |
142 |
121 |
17 |
4 |
2770 |
The pizza princess kissed me. |
1.1761 |
0.03779 |
142 |
121 |
17 |
4 |
2771 |
Pepperoni makes me croak. |
1.1761 |
0.03360 |
142 |
118 |
23 |
1 |
2772 |
I'm hoping the guy on the bank hates the taste of this pie! |
1.1761 |
0.03909 |
142 |
122 |
15 |
5 |
2773 |
Your pad or mine? Salad or pizza? |
1.1760 |
0.03945 |
125 |
106 |
16 |
3 |
2774 |
Lily pads are so last year. |
1.1760 |
0.03778 |
125 |
105 |
18 |
2 |
2775 |
I know it’s a little cheesy, but how about “A Little Slice of Heaven” |
1.1760 |
0.04106 |
125 |
107 |
14 |
4 |
2776 |
Mine has cheese in the crust |
1.1760 |
0.03778 |
125 |
105 |
18 |
2 |
2777 |
Frog topping wasn't a big seller |
1.1760 |
0.03945 |
125 |
106 |
16 |
3 |
2778 |
It's imported. |
1.1760 |
0.03945 |
125 |
106 |
16 |
3 |
2779 |
Hand tossed, extra anchovies, free delivery! |
1.1760 |
0.03945 |
125 |
106 |
16 |
3 |
2780 |
It's colorful, but soggy. |
1.1760 |
0.03778 |
125 |
105 |
18 |
2 |
2781 |
Trusting that this pizza could hold my weight was a leap of faith. |
1.1760 |
0.03778 |
125 |
105 |
18 |
2 |
2782 |
Then I ferment the dough two days for an elevated crust. |
1.1760 |
0.04106 |
125 |
107 |
14 |
4 |
2783 |
Excellent spices & taste, so good i can ignore the soggy crust! |
1.1760 |
0.03778 |
125 |
105 |
18 |
2 |
2784 |
I never thought I'd enjoy ham and pineapple pizza. |
1.1760 |
0.03945 |
125 |
106 |
16 |
3 |
2785 |
F.Y.I. |