Contest #852


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It's OK, as long as I don't sit on the Jalapenos. 1.7393 0.01994 1592 765 477 350
1 I got tired of Pad Thai. 1.6857 0.01898 1750 913 474 363
2 It was a special offer so I jumped on it. 1.6568 0.01826 1649 833 549 267
3 Then I realized, I was the special topping. 1.6504 0.02163 1267 674 362 231
4 You're sitting on my side salad. 1.6413 0.01162 4034 2082 1317 635
5 Dinner? I'm on it. 1.6406 0.01625 2145 1131 654 360
6 And the best part is the flies come to me. 1.6339 0.01527 2540 1387 696 457
7 Next time, I want to try the Pad Thai. 1.6332 0.01809 1775 960 506 309
8 I’m spending the summer in Mexico. I have a quesadilla there. 1.6326 0.01554 2594 1464 619 511
9 Seriously, your first question is what happened to the missing piece? 1.6250 0.02973 656 359 184 113
10 Italian design, right on the lake, and the price was right. 1.6212 0.01604 2215 1209 636 370
11 It's a starter pad. I'm hoping to upgrade to deep dish. 1.6150 0.01871 1543 828 481 234
12 Those aren’t olives. 1.6026 0.02067 1369 780 353 236
13 I heard that princesses like guys with lots of dough. 1.5993 0.01625 2226 1279 560 387
14 If you hire a decorator to do your pad, specify "nothing cheesy." 1.5942 0.01917 1476 821 433 222
15 They threw in a side order of flies. 1.5934 0.01683 1884 1041 568 275
16 But unfortunately, now I have to choose between being hungry or homeless. 1.5842 0.01697 1929 1103 525 301
17 You try cooking for a thousand tadpoles. 1.5825 0.01509 2381 1350 675 356
18 You catch more flies with pizza. 1.5783 0.01809 1591 891 480 220
19 Do you like what I’ve done with the pad? 1.5722 0.01707 1751 981 538 232
20 I've always wanted my very own bed and breakfast. 1.5693 0.01964 1328 749 402 177
21 Safety, really. Who wants to eat a frog when they could have pizza? 1.5654 0.02049 1247 715 359 173
22 I got flies on one half, just how you like it. 1.5652 0.01690 1817 1038 531 248
23 I’m from across the pond. 1.5634 0.01820 1553 886 459 208
24 Flies were extra. 1.5595 0.01735 1655 937 510 208
25 I’m almost croaked when I heard they delivered. 1.5556 0.01733 1726 1001 491 234
26 Sure, I could get you one in 30 minutes or less. 1.5534 0.02080 1151 658 349 144
27 'This way I can have my pad and eat it too' 1.5499 0.01853 1484 862 428 194
28 All my best homes are from boating accidents. 1.5441 0.02370 919 542 254 123
29 From Naples. You? 1.5425 0.02358 883 511 265 107
30 Tomorrow, I’m getting the sushi boat. 1.5410 0.01321 3706 2438 531 737
31 Nah, I hate it. But all my favorite foods love it. 1.5347 0.01765 1569 918 463 188
32 It looks real, but it's laminate. 1.5337 0.02262 1010 606 269 135
33 She wanted her own little slice of paradise. 1.5331 0.01340 2615 1509 818 288
34 New York is great, but I do miss Chicago. 1.5275 0.01777 1598 959 435 204
35 I find the Italian model gives me a smoother ride. 1.5267 0.01697 1667 981 494 192
36 Before I croak, I just want my piece of the pie 1.5206 0.01747 1556 921 460 175
37 I gotta say, it sure does attract flies. 1.5205 0.01696 1658 983 487 188
38 It's flies and cheese, want a slice? 1.5202 0.01750 1538 908 460 170
39 I don’t know what it is but the moon is really hitting your eye, tonight. 1.5122 0.01800 1560 960 401 199
40 So, the princess says, 'Yes, but only if you update your pad.' 1.5097 0.01734 1540 919 457 164
41 It’s my bachelor pad. 1.5078 0.01604 1991 1241 489 261
42 Yes, they finally expanded their delivery area. 1.5011 0.02186 942 564 284 94
43 And I thought mine was plain. 1.4997 0.01856 1715 1150 273 292
44 According to AncestryDNA, I’m 79% Italian. 1.4974 0.02018 1158 710 320 128
45 it’s great, half flies, half worms and they deliver to your pad 1.4968 0.01835 1401 860 386 155
46 Who knew they delivered 1.4933 0.01833 1346 818 392 136
47 They're all like this. Just flip yours over. 1.4904 0.01923 1454 950 295 209
48 You call it pollution, I call it opportunity. 1.4873 0.01901 1219 741 362 116
49 I see a beer commercial in our future. 1.4869 0.01970 1187 734 328 125
50 After three days or so, it'll start attracting some really delicious flies. 1.4860 0.02333 858 534 231 93
51 And then he says, "you want flies with that?" 1.4827 0.02003 1326 873 266 187
52 My butt is stuck to the mozzarella. 1.4742 0.02221 970 621 238 111
53 It’s the perfect bachelor pad. 1.4742 0.02157 1105 727 232 146
54 The thin crust makes all the difference. 1.4729 0.02063 1013 626 295 92
55 I’m not a topping - I live here. 1.4713 0.02159 1080 708 235 137
56 I got tired of living on salad. 1.4695 0.02097 1133 742 250 141
57 It's tasty, but it could use a bit more algae. 1.4640 0.02289 1043 714 174 155
58 I agree, this decor does have a distinctly Italian flavor. 1.4639 0.02148 873 535 271 67
59 You should see my place in Chicago. 1.4602 0.02037 1017 637 292 88
60 Best of all, it attracts flies. 1.4583 0.02198 971 633 231 107
61 I prefer Chicago deep dish in the winter, but summer brings out the New Yorker in me. 1.4555 0.02778 562 358 152 52
62 Well, first, you have to get the cheese off your bottom. 1.4522 0.02351 878 585 189 104
63 Long story short,I had a coupon. 1.4507 0.02285 892 587 208 97
64 One more bite and I’ll croak. 1.4498 0.02378 807 528 195 84
65 Sundays.....pizza night.....my pad. 1.4478 0.02378 833 553 187 93
66 Just make sure you don’t order the thin crust. 1.4474 0.02360 856 571 187 98
67 The flies come to me now. 1.4462 0.02397 827 552 181 94
68 It's the only way I can get the kids to visit. 1.4462 0.02390 836 559 181 96
69 And, it attracts flies 1.4447 0.02370 859 578 180 101
70 Hi, my name's Luigi. 1.4430 0.02571 693 459 161 73
71 I developed a taste for these when I was a prince. 1.4429 0.02437 797 534 173 90
72 Just admit that you ate a slice. 1.4411 0.02414 798 533 178 87
73 You should've seen my Pad Thai. 1.4400 0.02686 725 506 119 100
74 You need to be more accepting. You like lillies, I like Papa John's. 1.4393 0.02456 692 447 186 59
75 It took them an hour to find me, so I got it for free. 1.4384 0.02610 755 525 129 101
76 ... and then she kissed me. And 'poof.' my wish came true. 1.4365 0.02559 772 535 137 100
77 The flies just come to me now. 1.4345 0.02545 748 512 147 89
78 Everyone knows it’s the water. 1.4328 0.02441 714 469 181 64
79 You may attract the ladies but I attract the flies. 1.4310 0.02587 703 479 145 79
80 Check out my new bachelor pad. 1.4296 0.02582 675 454 152 69
81 Unfortunately lunch with the princess didn’t go as planned. 1.4296 0.02674 675 465 130 80
82 I was looking straight at the moon and then it hit me, right in the eye! 1.4278 0.02705 699 493 113 93
83 So get this—the guy threw it out BECAUSE it had flies! 1.4247 0.02788 664 472 102 90
84 Flies love pizza. I eat flies. 1.4241 0.02547 665 445 158 62
85 Go ahead and mock me, but it keeps my butt warm. 1.4219 0.02685 602 405 140 57
86 F*** the neighborhood association. 1.4217 0.02891 664 487 74 103
87 All I am saying is give pizza chance. 1.4207 0.02709 637 440 126 71
88 I'm looking for investors.” 1.4188 0.02899 659 485 72 102
89 It’s the water that makes it so good. 1.4183 0.02601 612 408 152 52
90 I had a coupon. 1.4181 0.02731 641 448 118 75
91 When they see this they won't want my legs. 1.4179 0.02635 658 453 135 70
92 The Chicago style didn't float 1.4150 0.02666 641 443 130 68
93 What’s worse than pineapple on a pizza? How about a frog’s ass? 1.4146 0.02710 615 424 127 64
94 I think I know one of the anchovies. 1.4145 0.02585 620 416 151 53
95 The next customer who says 'everything but anchovies' is in for a hell of a surprise. 1.4132 0.02723 576 391 132 53
96 I had it delivered from IHOP. 1.4128 0.02951 545 383 99 63
97 How about my pad for dinner? 1.4126 0.02806 589 411 113 65
98 Don't tell me you're still eating flies. 1.4122 0.02734 592 407 126 59
99 I figure that I have 3 slices left before I need to move. 1.4119 0.02687 590 401 135 54
100 Just don't order the thin crust. 1.4104 0.02631 614 418 140 56
101 Believe me, it's a fly magnet. 1.4100 0.02864 561 392 108 61
102 I just wasn’t in the mood for burger and flies night. 1.4093 0.02803 601 424 108 69
103 What ? I’m Italian 1.4077 0.02773 520 349 130 41
104 It was delivered by a guy in a DoorDash canoe 1.4073 0.02799 491 326 130 35
105 If we are all going to croak, we might as well live a little. 1.4067 0.03584 327 223 75 29
106 It's swamp to table. 1.4058 0.02792 552 380 120 52
107 You never flipped yours over to see what was underneath? 1.4040 0.03141 495 356 78 61
108 It came to me last night: if you catch more flies with honey than vinegar, imagine the power of PIZZA! 1.4037 0.02749 540 367 128 45
109 I tried Chicago style but it sank. 1.4037 0.02828 545 378 114 53
110 I should have sprung for a large. 1.4022 0.02682 537 360 138 39
111 It comes with a side of flies. 1.4000 0.02778 545 376 120 49
112 Soon mine will attract flies. And then you will know my genius. 1.3996 0.03119 533 394 65 74
113 And I still have two more wishes left! 1.3992 0.03009 506 359 92 55
114 Say what you want but endless flies 1.3959 0.02874 538 380 103 55
115 I'm just afraid I'll eat myself out of house and home. 1.3958 0.03080 475 337 88 50
116 Sure, it attracts flies. But that just makes it even better. 1.3948 0.02922 504 353 103 48
117 And after a day it has the added advantage of attracting flies. 1.3938 0.02810 579 414 102 63
118 Do I criticize your decor?” 1.3931 0.03110 524 388 66 70
119 The trick is to only eat one slice. 1.3916 0.02944 475 330 104 41
120 Just waiting for some anchovies. 1.3898 0.02646 549 375 134 40
121 I’m back on carbs. 1.3897 0.03100 467 334 84 49
122 On the Internet, no one knows you're a frog. 1.3895 0.03244 439 317 73 49
123 Now we wait for the flies to come to us. 1.3882 0.02855 492 341 111 40
124 What happened to your slice? 1.3878 0.02743 490 332 126 32
125 It came with a side order of flies." 1.3876 0.02787 516 358 116 42
126 And the moon hit my eye. 1.3873 0.02971 488 346 95 47
127 Now the bugs come to me. 1.3867 0.03105 437 308 89 40
128 Not only was there a slice missing, they forgot my side order of flies! 1.3856 0.03121 459 330 81 48
129 It’s just a typical bachelor pad. 1.3855 0.02899 498 351 102 45
130 How could you tell I'm from Jersey? 1.3836 0.03407 378 271 69 38
131 It’s Lilly Caesars. 1.3824 0.04339 238 172 41 25
132 Thanks for bringing the salad. 1.3824 0.02989 408 278 104 26
133 The secret is New York water. 1.3823 0.03098 463 334 81 48
134 My last home was lily pad-Thai. 1.3803 0.02968 497 358 89 50
135 How's the salad? 1.3788 0.03101 433 308 86 39
136 Sure it's safe. Nobody orders frogs on their pizza. 1.3783 0.03376 423 315 56 52
137 I wrestled a rat for it. 1.3780 0.02889 492 349 100 43
138 It's true that time flies like an arrow, but flies like a pizza. 1.3774 0.03154 416 296 83 37
139 it's a bed and breakfast 1.3766 0.03335 385 277 71 37
140 Yes, I ate all the anchovies... 1.3761 0.03053 452 324 86 42
141 And, they offered free delivery. 1.3756 0.02947 450 316 99 35
142 How about dinner at my pad tonight? 1.3747 0.02939 459 324 98 37
143 You were supposed to bring the beer. 1.3744 0.03134 398 280 87 31
144 My kids went to New York and all they got me was this lousy novelty lily pad. 1.3744 0.03009 390 267 100 23
145 I ordered a slice to go, but to where? 1.3738 0.02961 420 291 101 28
146 I’m good ‘til taco Tuesday. 1.3734 0.03240 383 272 79 32
147 You can get them delivered. 1.3723 0.03158 411 294 81 36
148 They forgot to add the flies again. 1.3720 0.03062 422 299 89 34
149 It's the ultimate bachelor pad. 1.3714 0.03076 412 291 89 32
150 On the other hand, if I eat too much ... I'm sunk. 1.3700 0.03044 446 321 85 40
151 Dude, they can never find this swamp in 30 minutes. This is like my 42nd free pizza. 1.3699 0.03478 392 294 51 47
152 Dinner tonight at my pad? 1.3696 0.03018 441 315 89 37
153 In crust, we trust 1.3691 0.03072 401 282 90 29
154 I see you ordered plain again. 1.3688 0.03006 385 265 98 22
155 I'm definitely catching a lot more flies. 1.3677 0.03433 359 261 64 34
156 My family came over on The Margherita. 1.3676 0.03189 408 295 76 37
157 I said I wanted more pizzaz, but once again I was misunderstood 1.3662 0.03365 385 283 63 39
158 I could never leave my old Italian neighborhood 1.3660 0.03247 377 270 76 31
159 It's my new bed and breakfast. 1.3659 0.03219 399 289 74 36
160 It's great but I can't eat more than one slice or I'll sink. 1.3656 0.03159 413 299 77 37
161 Yes, most frogs are French but we're Italian. 1.3656 0.03118 424 307 79 38
162 So what do you think of my bachelor pad? 1.3654 0.03161 416 302 76 38
163 Next time I’ll order the sushi boat. 1.3641 0.02984 401 280 96 25
164 Just search for pad covers on Amazon. 1.3639 0.03524 349 257 57 35
165 I like spaghetti more but I couldn’t get it to float. 1.3639 0.03146 415 301 77 37
166 I’ve been living out of a cardboard box. 1.3636 0.03133 385 273 84 28
167 Flies love it. 1.3630 0.03064 405 288 87 30
168 In an hour, it'll be covered with flies. 1.3623 0.03094 414 298 82 34
169 This way my kids still come to visit. 1.3616 0.03318 365 264 70 31
170 I always ask for extra flies. 1.3610 0.03238 374 269 75 30
171 Oh...no cost! it was delivered after 30 minutes...so it was free! 1.3607 0.03100 366 256 88 22
172 It's a babe magnet. 1.3603 0.03292 358 257 73 28
173 I sank the taco. 1.3603 0.03244 358 255 77 26
174 No one sells by the slice anymore. 1.3602 0.03031 422 303 86 33
175 this way, the flies come to me. 1.3597 0.03234 367 263 76 28
176 It has heated seats. 1.3594 0.03133 384 274 82 28
177 It’s not as buoyant, but it really attracts the flies. 1.3582 0.02983 416 296 91 29
178 Hoppa John's. 1.3579 0.03462 366 273 55 38
179 The Chicago-style sank. 1.3574 0.03318 305 212 77 16
180 I suppose you could call it a typical bachelor's pad 1.3574 0.03565 333 246 55 32
181 It was this or Pad Thai. 1.3568 0.03235 370 267 74 29
182 Then she kissed me, and my dream came true! 1.3564 0.03475 376 284 50 42
183 It's a bachelor pad. Duh." 1.3558 0.03382 371 275 60 36
184 It draws flies. 1.3547 0.03329 344 248 70 26
185 I'm hoping a Princess may be more likely to kiss me.. 1.3546 0.03268 392 290 65 37
186 This one feels so warm. 1.3544 0.03099 333 230 88 15
187 I dunno man … I can’t go back to flies after this. I just can’t. 1.3542 0.03296 367 268 68 31
188 There's more to life than IHOP.” 1.3541 0.03310 401 301 58 42
189 On the delivery apps, nobody knows you're a frog. 1.3533 0.03449 334 244 62 28
190 I figured after a few days it would attract flies. 1.3521 0.03326 355 259 67 29
191 Next time I’ll order extra flies. 1.3520 0.03160 358 255 80 23
192 I used to be an Italian prince. 1.3519 0.03397 341 249 64 28
193 Honestly? The red pepper flakes make my butt itch. 1.3515 0.03555 330 245 54 31
194 I'm sure I said pad Thai. 1.3511 0.03506 319 233 60 26
195 Once a New Yorker, always a New Yorker” 1.3508 0.03263 382 282 66 34
196 I know, we love it. But my husband says the tadpoles will eventually eat us out of house and home. 1.3501 0.03237 337 240 76 21
197 Just wanted to spice things up. 1.3495 0.03233 329 233 77 19
198 I hired an Italian designer to redo my pad. 1.3495 0.03482 329 242 59 28
199 I'd really appreciate it if you stopped referring to our offspring as "toppings." 1.3493 0.03856 292 220 42 30
200 It's got cheese and extra flies 1.3490 0.03282 361 264 68 29
201 The best part is they’ll bring you your new home in 30 minutes or it’s free. 1.3484 0.03453 353 264 55 34
202 I actually prefer French food, except for, well... you know. 1.3482 0.03271 359 262 69 28
203 It's not as weird as pineapple. 1.3479 0.03232 365 266 71 28
204 I’m eating myself out of house and home. 1.3473 0.03335 334 242 68 24
205 The problem is, I could eat myself out of house and home. 1.3471 0.03790 314 240 39 35
206 I'm Italian on my mother's side. 1.3467 0.03260 349 253 71 25
207 Just enjoy life and eat what you want before you croak. 1.3456 0.03282 353 258 68 27
208 What do you think - too cheesy? 1.3456 0.03382 327 238 65 24
209 It's called Bed and Breakfast 1.3455 0.03469 330 244 58 28
210 And it came with a side of flies 1.3447 0.03418 322 235 63 24
211 Do you want to hop over for dinner? 1.3443 0.03395 305 219 67 19
212 And furthermore it attracts flies 1.3439 0.03351 346 255 63 28
213 If you lived in New York, you'd know. 1.3439 0.03064 346 244 85 17
214 I sent the kids to play on some pepperoni. 1.3433 0.03237 367 270 68 29
215 It’s all inclusive. 1.3430 0.03858 309 239 34 36
216 The delivery woman is convinced I'm a prince. 1.3426 0.03591 324 244 49 31
217 I know it looks a little cheesy, but I like it. 1.3423 0.03494 333 249 54 30
218 It's not pizza, just my period. 1.3423 0.03511 298 217 60 21
219 How do you know I'm from New York? 1.3415 0.03505 328 245 54 29
220 Hard to believe, but it tastes just like chicken. 1.3413 0.03511 334 251 52 31
221 New York, for sure. Chicago, the crust gets too soggy. 1.3409 0.03551 308 228 55 25
222 I could live on this stuff. 1.3404 0.03653 285 210 53 22
223 What kind of princess doesn't like pizza? 1.3402 0.03377 338 250 61 27
224 It's all good until someone grabs the last slice. 1.3402 0.03271 338 246 69 23
225 I signed up for the dinner cruise. 1.3402 0.03729 291 218 47 26
226 I imported it from Italily. 1.3396 0.03526 318 237 54 27
227 What can I say? I have Manhattan tastes and a pond budget. 1.3396 0.03418 321 236 61 24
228 Some frogs ask why? I ask why not? 1.3386 0.03544 319 239 52 28
229 I know it sounds cheesy but wanna come over to my pad? 1.3383 0.03240 334 242 71 21
230 Amphibian? No, I’m Italian. 1.3378 0.03710 296 223 46 27
231 It's a mixed-use property. 1.3377 0.03221 305 216 75 14
232 Is it obvious I'm from the city? 1.3375 0.03314 323 235 67 21
233 I should have gone for the large. 1.3374 0.03328 329 241 65 23
234 I see you ordered the vegetarian 1.3367 0.03568 294 217 55 22
235 I'd have to say that's Amore... 1.3366 0.03616 303 227 50 26
236 This property won't last long. 1.3363 0.03196 336 243 73 20
237 It turns out that it attracts more flies. 1.3363 0.03265 342 251 67 24
238 We can have pizza and a side of flies. 1.3361 0.03181 363 267 70 26
239 My homeowners association is furious. 1.3357 0.03594 283 208 55 20
240 They were out of flies, so it's just cheese. 1.3356 0.03648 292 218 50 24
241 I don’t eat it. It’s for sttracting flies. 1.3355 0.03389 304 221 64 19
242 NO! I won't trade a slice of mine for a slice of yours. 1.3355 0.03344 310 225 66 19
243 I have an Italian decorator. 1.3353 0.03460 343 260 51 32
244 Once I have kids I'll move in to a family size. 1.3344 0.03458 299 219 60 20
245 I've been raking in the dough lately, so I upgraded my pad. 1.3344 0.03626 305 230 48 27
246 I get 87% more flies than before. 1.3344 0.03401 326 242 59 25
247 After that first piece it just dawned on me. 1.3344 0.03429 326 243 57 26
248 I’m waiting for a princess who likes anchovies. 1.3333 0.03503 285 208 59 18
249 I figured it would be the ultimate princess - magnet. 1.3333 0.03189 345 252 71 22
250 This is just temporary 'till I get the new pad. 1.3333 0.03386 324 240 60 24
251 Can you believe it? They have anchovy topping, but no flies. 1.3323 0.03497 313 234 54 25
252 Once you get rid of the pineapple it's quite nice. 1.3322 0.03518 283 207 58 18
253 And you can have it delivered. 1.3311 0.03364 302 220 64 18
254 Next week, I’m ordering Pad Thai. 1.3309 0.03902 272 208 38 26
255 And you can get flies with it! 1.3302 0.03438 324 243 55 26
256 ...so I'm thinking when she goes in for a bite of this vegan, gluten-free, ethically sourced, locally LGBTQ2S owned and carbon neutral pizza, then I steal a kiss and become the prince I was meant to be! 1.3300 0.03689 297 226 44 27
257 I got sick of affordable housing. 1.3292 0.03329 319 235 63 21
258 You know what they say, you can take the frog out of New York... 1.3290 0.03511 307 230 53 24
259 It's cheese with flies. 1.3289 0.03566 304 229 50 25
260 It's great, just don't sit on the pepperoni. 1.3289 0.03504 304 227 54 23
261 They'll deliver to anyone with a credit card. 1.3289 0.03585 298 224 50 24
262 I gave up on the Princess and ordered anchovies and garlic. 1.3286 0.03609 280 208 52 20
263 I can get you one in thirty minutes or less. 1.3284 0.03354 335 251 58 26
264 I see you ordered the vegan gluten-free option. 1.3283 0.03455 332 252 51 29
265 I catch more flies this way. 1.3276 0.03181 293 208 74 11
266 You catch more flies riding this baby. 1.3265 0.03418 294 216 60 18
267 You gotta get one ... this thing is a fly magnet. 1.3265 0.03610 291 219 49 23
268 Traded in for a new Italian model. 1.3263 0.03630 285 214 49 22
269 Trust me, I’m going to catch way more flies than you. 1.3263 0.03213 331 243 68 20
270 It’s New York-style without the New York rent price. 1.3259 0.03398 313 233 58 22
271 Camembert, anchovies and sardines. The flies just love it. 1.3253 0.03626 289 218 48 23
272 My renovation went well. 1.3249 0.03184 317 230 71 16
273 It’s even better cold the next morning. 1.3244 0.03576 262 192 55 15
274 When you catch a fly from a big pizza pie, that's amore! 1.3244 0.04073 262 205 29 28
275 I should have gotten deep dish. 1.3241 0.03446 290 214 58 18
276 I don't know how you can afford a lily pad in this market. 1.3240 0.03471 287 212 57 18
277 Turns out, it wasn’t a hemorrhoid. It was a green pepper. 1.3233 0.04070 232 176 37 19
278 And the best thing is, they deliver. 1.3225 0.03411 276 201 61 14
279 So what if it’s not healthy, we’re all gonna croak. 1.3224 0.03462 304 228 54 22
280 That's the last time I let college students crash at my pad. 1.3221 0.03758 267 202 44 21
281 Want to come over to my place for dinner? 1.3216 0.03200 283 202 71 10
282 She gave me a choice: handsome prince or a pizza with extra flies. 1.3214 0.03737 280 214 42 24
283 Honestly, I'm not sure why I thought this was a good idea. 1.3213 0.03514 277 205 55 17
284 I don't really care for pizza, but it draws flies. 1.3206 0.03649 262 195 50 17
285 I'm an experimental topping. 1.3205 0.03335 312 232 60 20
286 I don't need to be charming or handsome now! 1.3205 0.03798 259 196 43 20
287 Ever hear of frog's legs on a pizza? 1.3198 0.03885 247 187 41 19
288 It's how humans attract flies. 1.3191 0.03747 282 217 40 25
289 I see you’ve selected the vegetarian option. 1.3187 0.03765 273 209 41 23
290 It's a fixer-supper. 1.3185 0.03743 248 185 47 16
291 If you like flies, you'll love anchovies. 1.3180 0.03478 305 231 51 23
292 Yes, I am Italian, on my father's side. 1.3173 0.03482 271 200 56 15
293 Not only is it a Warhol, it’s a chick magnet. 1.3173 0.03747 271 207 42 22
294 Now that you mention it, I do feel a little saucy today. 1.3173 0.04285 208 159 32 17
295 Eedit. Eedit. 1.3160 0.03803 250 189 43 18
296 Forget Monet. The true artist is Papa John. 1.3158 0.03757 266 203 42 21
297 No one will eat it - it has pineapple on it 1.3158 0.03704 247 184 48 15
298 Do you think my pad is too cheesy? 1.3158 0.03864 228 170 44 14
299 And my doctor told me I couldn’t live on pizza alone 1.3156 0.03709 263 199 45 19
300 I'm starting to wish I hadn't ordered extra cheese. 1.3153 0.03424 295 221 55 19
301 It makes a nice change from the usual Pad Thai. 1.3153 0.03620 295 227 43 25
302 I'm not worried, its thick crust 1.3150 0.03759 254 192 44 18
303 It only works here in New York. My cousin in Chicago? Sank straight to the bottom. 1.3148 0.03825 270 209 37 24
304 At least you’re safe during the dinner rush. 1.3147 0.03566 286 217 48 21
305 I just moved from New York. 1.3147 0.03497 286 215 52 19
306 You just have to be careful not to eat yourself out of house and home 1.3147 0.03666 232 170 51 11
307 So I checked the box for Extra Flies, hit PayPal, and boom! He was here is thirty minutes! 1.3146 0.03668 267 202 46 19
308 Red is the new green. 1.3143 0.03401 280 207 58 15
309 I just gilded the lily. 1.3142 0.03578 296 227 45 24
310 This is my party pad. 1.3142 0.03729 226 166 49 11
311 Be sure to order thick crust 1.3137 0.03336 306 229 58 19
312 Why don’t we dine at my pad tonight? 1.3134 0.03500 268 199 54 15
313 My father is an American bullfrog, but my mother is Italian. 1.3134 0.03657 268 203 46 19
314 Hey, it draws flies, ok? 1.3132 0.03685 265 201 45 19
315 Once you try it, you’ll never go back to lily pads! 1.3132 0.03444 265 195 57 13
316 They deliver anywhere. 1.3125 0.03608 256 191 50 15
317 The flies love my new pad 1.3125 0.03817 240 181 43 16
318 The only problem is the pineapple. Who puts pineapple on a lily pad? 1.3123 0.03757 269 207 40 22
319 They’ll bring you a new house in less than twenty minutes or it’s free. 1.3123 0.03680 253 190 47 16
320 The only drawback is a soggy bottom. 1.3120 0.03711 266 203 43 20
321 It's unconventional, but I've always been a tad polemic. 1.3119 0.03420 311 237 51 23
322 And they deliver anywhere. 1.3118 0.03459 263 194 56 13
323 If that gecko can sell insurance, why not me for a pizza commercial? 1.3116 0.04225 215 166 31 18
324 It’s the only thing my tadpoles will eat 1.3115 0.03651 260 196 47 17
325 I told them I was a frog and they threw in the anchovies for free. 1.3115 0.03732 260 198 43 19
326 No, actually, it's Digiorno 1.3115 0.03651 260 196 47 17
327 I am really an Italian prince. 1.3115 0.03610 260 195 49 16
328 I’m actually the prince of New Jersey. 1.3113 0.03920 257 200 34 23
329 This isn’t what I meant when I asked my home decorator for more “pizazz” 1.3112 0.03848 241 183 41 17
330 When a frog steals a slice... and then croaks at his wife that's Amore! 1.3109 0.04060 238 185 32 21
331 The pie makes fly-hunting so much easier. 1.3109 0.03661 267 203 45 19
332 Careful. You’re sitting on thin slice. 1.3109 0.03544 267 200 51 16
333 I'm from New York. 1.3108 0.03374 296 222 56 18
334 I tried sushi but I couldn't keep my balance. 1.3106 0.03962 235 180 37 18
335 Mine attracts more flies. 1.3106 0.03962 235 180 37 18
336 Well, I say you catch more flies with pizza. 1.3106 0.03690 264 201 44 19
337 This one attracts flies 1.3105 0.03771 248 188 43 17
338 Pizza tonight! My pad or yours? 1.3103 0.03598 261 196 49 16
339 I couldn't resist. It had flies on it. 1.3099 0.03835 242 184 41 17
340 I catch more flies. 1.3098 0.03655 255 192 47 16
341 I got this when I was a tadpole. They mistook me for an anchovy. 1.3094 0.03904 265 208 32 25
342 Yeah, it's way easier to catch flies when you're sitting on a pizza! 1.3090 0.03539 288 220 47 21
343 I know, my pad is looking a little cheesy, but at least it's not tasteless! 1.3089 0.03832 246 188 40 18
344 Pick up some beers and hop on over. 1.3086 0.03442 269 200 55 14
345 Mine pairs well with something hoppy. 1.3085 0.03591 282 216 45 21
346 My other lily pad got toad away. 1.3084 0.04284 214 167 28 19
347 I wanted more flies. 1.3083 0.03467 266 198 54 14
348 It's a New York thin crust, the Chicago pie just sank. 1.3083 0.03467 266 198 54 14
349 I tried Chicago deep dish, but it kept sinking. 1.3077 0.03776 247 188 42 17
350 It's a little cheesy but it's home. 1.3077 0.03360 247 179 60 8
351 What did you expect? This is Central Park. 1.3074 0.03718 244 184 45 15
352 I'm a paid influencer. 1.3067 0.03873 238 182 39 17
353 And after much trial and error, I found the cauliflower crust to be the most buoyant. 1.3066 0.03218 287 211 64 12
354 Pizza party at my pad! 1.3065 0.03465 261 194 54 13
355 What do you think of my new bachelor pad? 1.3062 0.03821 258 200 37 21
356 Well, MY prince is Italian. 1.3061 0.03924 245 190 35 20
357 The only downside is that I might eat myself out of house and home. 1.3060 0.03846 232 176 41 15
358 Since I switched to New York style I’ve been getting a lot more flies 1.3060 0.03642 268 205 44 19
359 Want to come over to my pad for some pizza? 1.3053 0.03537 262 197 50 15
360 My pad or yours? 1.3052 0.03706 249 189 44 16
361 Yeah, and they delivered in under 30 minutes. 1.3049 0.03780 246 188 41 17
362 And then she kissed me and said, "I know you're from the upper crust." 1.3045 0.03722 243 184 44 15
363 Wanna come over for dinner? 1.3045 0.03658 266 204 43 19
364 Ribbettini, Ribbettini! 1.3043 0.03790 253 195 39 19
365 True, I am eating myself out of house and home. 1.3040 0.03736 250 191 42 17
366 It's a lot more comfortable for my hemorrhoids. 1.3036 0.04021 247 195 29 23
367 My broker said I should jump on this while it was hot. 1.3033 0.03799 244 187 40 17
368 I figured she'd kiss me if I bought dinner. 1.3030 0.03995 231 179 34 18
369 Do you like it? It's kind of cheesy, but it attracts flies. 1.3027 0.03704 261 201 41 19
370 I always burn my ass on the first jump 1.3026 0.03827 271 214 32 25
371 My new pad makes me feel like I belong to the upper crust. 1.3023 0.03774 258 200 38 20
372 Uber Eats. 1.3020 0.03553 255 192 49 14
373 I'm over the fly thing. 1.3019 0.03743 212 157 46 9
374 Do you have a Pepcid ? 1.3017 0.03688 232 174 46 12
375 How d’ya like my new pad? 1.3016 0.03624 252 191 46 15
376 I was going to carpet my pad in astroturf, but then I thought, "What am I thinking?!" 1.3012 0.03697 249 190 43 16
377 I got the special with pepperoni and pond scum. 1.3009 0.04004 226 175 34 17
378 Time to learn about fractions. 1.3008 0.03637 246 186 46 14
379 ...and it really attracts the flies! 1.3004 0.03525 243 181 51 11
380 I asked for flies, but the anchovies aren’t bad 1.3004 0.03525 243 181 51 11
381 I call it the pizza pad! 1.3004 0.03612 253 192 46 15
382 I found one with everything on it. 1.2996 0.03758 247 190 40 17
383 Whatever you do, don’t order their thin crust. 1.2996 0.04038 227 177 32 18
384 I'm pretty happy with my new Bachelor Pad. 1.2992 0.03768 254 197 38 19
385 It would be weirder if it had pineapple. 1.2991 0.03808 234 179 40 15
386 Hey, I AM a New Yorker! How could you tell? 1.2991 0.03759 234 178 42 14
387 I think outside the box. 1.2991 0.04106 214 166 32 16
388 I need to get across the pond in 30 minutes or less. 1.2989 0.03491 261 197 50 14
389 Any anchovies around here? 1.2985 0.04176 201 155 32 14
390 Otherwise, I would never stop at just one slice. 1.2984 0.03685 258 199 41 18
391 Five slices from now I'll be homeless. 1.2982 0.04022 228 178 32 18
392 My nephew went to New York and all I got was this lousy novelty lily pad. 1.2980 0.03595 245 185 47 13
393 Oh man! There was a vegan option? 1.2980 0.03820 245 190 37 18
394 Dinner’s at my pad. 1.2979 0.03697 235 178 44 13
395 I’m trying to stay on top of what I eat. 1.2978 0.03755 225 170 43 12
396 My wife calls it a midlife crisis, but I’ve always wanted an Italian ride 1.2978 0.03807 225 171 41 13
397 Mosquito and Mozzarella, want a slice? 1.2977 0.04246 215 170 26 19
398 I called and had it delivered. 1.2975 0.03717 242 185 42 15
399 I traded up for a Chicago style." 1.2974 0.03873 195 145 42 8
400 Not to sound cheesy, but how about you hop on over to my pad tonight? 1.2974 0.03728 232 176 43 13
401 Actually, I wished for a place on the piazza." 1.2974 0.03827 232 178 39 15
402 I’ve tried Chicago and California, but nothing floats like New York style. 1.2974 0.04017 232 182 31 19
403 You just can't beat a heated seat. 1.2973 0.03894 222 170 38 14
404 Will you be my extra topping? 1.2972 0.03818 249 194 36 19
405 Nah, it’s just DiGiorno. 1.2969 0.03810 229 175 40 14
406 What? I'm half Italian. 1.2969 0.03910 229 177 36 16
407 I’m afraid if I eat it, I’ll croak. 1.2969 0.03532 256 194 48 14
408 I hate sticking out like a sore thumb but the oil does wonders for my hemorrhoids 1.2968 0.04237 219 174 25 20
409 My trip to Italy really changed me. 1.2967 0.04115 209 162 32 15
410 It's bayou style, thin and soggy. 1.2966 0.03634 236 178 46 12
411 I opted for the seat warmer edition. 1.2965 0.03895 226 174 37 15
412 Climate change is making lily pads harder and harder to find. These things are all over Manhattan. 1.2965 0.03844 226 173 39 14
413 It’s plastic, but it fools the flies. 1.2960 0.03632 250 191 44 15
414 I bought it on Craig’s List from a rat in New York. 1.2958 0.04003 213 164 35 14
415 Home Depot said it would take two weeks to deliver a pad, so I just called Dominos. 1.2957 0.03991 230 180 32 18
416 Do you think it’s too cheesy? 1.2957 0.03643 230 173 46 11
417 Pizza floats. Who knew? 1.2955 0.03380 247 183 55 9
418 It's my summer pad. 1.2955 0.03476 247 185 51 11
419 It’s hard to find a good one outside New York. 1.2954 0.03766 237 182 40 15
420 How about we share your pad and eat mine? 1.2953 0.03760 254 198 37 19
421 The cartoonist has a deadline 1.2952 0.04076 227 179 29 19
422 It comes with flies. 1.2950 0.03607 261 201 43 17
423 Frogaro. Frogaro. Frogaro. Frogaro. 1.2949 0.04003 217 168 34 15
424 My 26andMe results came back. Turns out I’m Italian. 1.2949 0.04109 217 170 30 17
425 The usual—pepperoni and extra crickets. 1.2948 0.03833 251 197 34 20
426 I decided to upgrade. 1.2948 0.03392 251 187 54 10
427 Confession: it’s DiGornio 1.2947 0.04023 207 159 35 13
428 I can’t be amphibious for another half hour. 1.2946 0.04065 224 176 30 18
429 Next time, extra flies. 1.2946 0.03767 241 186 39 16
430 After all that swimming I did last week, I can have my cheat day today. 1.2943 0.03568 265 204 44 17
431 New York City. You? 1.2939 0.03865 228 176 37 15
432 I really think that the cauliflower crust makes for a lighter pad. 1.2939 0.03606 228 171 47 10
433 The fly drawing capacity alone... 1.2936 0.03687 235 179 43 13
434 As soon as I quit eating flies I felt better and had more energy. 1.2936 0.03784 235 181 39 15
435 I always ask for lots of garlic -- keeps the herons away." 1.2936 0.03784 235 181 39 15
436 Is it really that obvious that I just came back from New York? 1.2936 0.03825 218 166 40 12
437 The thin crust was kind of a game changer. 1.2934 0.03566 242 183 47 12
438 Today's my cheat day. 1.2932 0.03452 249 187 51 11
439 You won’t believe how many flies this thing pulls in. 1.2930 0.03609 256 197 43 16
440 I wish you would see me as a friend and not a topping. 1.2928 0.03986 222 173 33 16
441 This model is guaranteed to attract flies. 1.2928 0.03667 222 167 45 10
442 I tried Chicago-style, but it kept sinking. 1.2927 0.03479 246 185 50 11
443 I got tired of just flies. 1.2927 0.03573 246 187 46 13
444 You’ be hopping, I’ll be topping 1.2926 0.04363 188 147 27 14
445 I tried deep dish, but it just sank. 1.2925 0.04118 212 166 30 16
446 My ex-husband got the slice in our divorce. 1.2922 0.03754 219 166 42 11
447 I’m counting on this being a more attractive proposition than just “kiss a frog”. 1.2922 0.04075 219 172 30 17
448 I don't suppose you know how to get mozzarella out of an asshole, do you? 1.2921 0.04262 202 159 27 16
449 I keep burning my tongue. 1.2920 0.03753 250 195 37 18
450 I took it from a camper...floats like a lilly pad but attracts more flies. 1.2920 0.03796 250 196 35 19
451 Yes, it does get cold quickly, but it attracts plenty of flies. 1.2918 0.03851 233 181 36 16
452 The idea is to get their minds off of French food. 1.2915 0.03954 247 197 28 22
453 I know it's a bit cheesy, but I like the color. 1.2913 0.03786 206 155 42 9
454 Admitting privilege is a burden I have learned to live with. 1.2911 0.03763 213 161 42 10
455 ...and you thought all frogs were French. 1.2911 0.04047 213 166 32 15
456 No really - I found it in a big white box on the grass - thought it was from you! 1.2905 0.03617 241 184 44 13
457 Better to attract flies. 1.2903 0.03593 248 190 44 14
458 Did my wife and I enjoy our trip to Naples? I guess you could say that. 1.2902 0.03800 224 172 39 13
459 Fearing for their legs, my parents fled France for Italy 1.2898 0.03932 245 195 29 21
460 Yeah. I didn't know lily pads came with toppings either. 1.2896 0.03613 221 166 46 9
461 I'm a hopping topping 1.2895 0.03953 228 179 32 17
462 I went with anchovies. They attract flies. 1.2891 0.03600 256 198 42 16
463 The thick crust would have been more comfortable. 1.2890 0.03643 218 164 45 9
464 The fly topping makes it perfect 1.2890 0.03923 218 169 35 14
465 From Italy. Why do you ask? 1.2890 0.03868 218 168 37 13
466 I won’t lie, the jalapeños are killing me. 1.2889 0.03889 225 175 35 15
467 So are you going to eat the rest of that?! 1.2889 0.03625 225 170 45 10
468 Why don’t you order the Pad Thai? 1.2889 0.03733 225 172 41 12
469 Next delivery order, remind me, NO jalapeño peppers! 1.2889 0.03889 225 175 35 15
470 Welcome to my little slice of heaven. 1.2888 0.03998 232 184 29 19
471 everything is better since i discovered edibles... 1.2888 0.04369 187 147 26 14
472 Mine's got anchovies 1.2887 0.03535 239 181 47 11
473 It was OK but I ordered grasshopper topping and they sent pepperoni 1.2886 0.03609 246 189 43 14
474 It's a rescue pizza 1.2886 0.03904 201 153 38 10
475 Yes, I am of Italian descent. Why do you ask? 1.2885 0.03994 208 161 34 13
476 The best part is home delivery. 1.2885 0.03816 208 158 40 10
477 Who ate your slice? 1.2883 0.03819 222 171 38 13
478 You wouldn't believe how much better it floats with a stuffed crust. 1.2882 0.03635 229 174 44 11
479 Of course it's a thin crust. I'm a frog, but I'm not stupid. 1.2881 0.03663 236 181 42 13
480 I ordered extra flies 1.2878 0.03913 205 157 37 11
481 I just have to figure out how to have my pie and eat it too. 1.2877 0.03686 219 166 43 10
482 And it even attracts flies! 1.2876 0.04023 226 179 29 18
483 'Pizza Pad is just more alliterative 1.2876 0.03643 233 178 43 12
484 And, when I sign up three more frogs I get a free pie with flies. 1.2875 0.03715 240 186 39 15
485 You can get one on DoorDash 1.2875 0.03422 240 180 51 9
486 I used to be a prince in an Italian restaurant. What’s your story? 1.2871 0.03823 202 153 40 9
487 I'm an Italian exchange student. 1.2871 0.03978 209 162 34 13
488 Man, this pepperoni stings a little. 1.2870 0.03888 216 167 36 13
489 The sub sank. 1.2870 0.03775 230 178 38 14
490 I told you not to order it plain. 1.2864 0.03645 206 154 45 7
491 And then I says, 'I'll tell you who puts frog's legs on pizza'? 1.2864 0.04144 213 169 27 17
492 It was between this and PacMan 1.2863 0.03958 227 179 31 17
493 This works better than the deep dish. 1.2863 0.03729 234 181 39 14
494 Sometimes you get what you knead. 1.2863 0.03654 241 186 41 14
495 Yeah, I gave up on bagels. Kept slipping through the hole. 1.2857 0.04519 189 152 20 17
496 I love Pac Man and I love Pizza. Any other questions? 1.2857 0.03784 210 160 40 10
497 I need some variety in my life before I croak. 1.2851 0.03793 228 177 37 14
498 It's cheese and flies and they deliver. 1.2850 0.03907 200 153 37 10
499 Tastes like flies. 1.2846 0.03531 253 195 44 14
500 I didn't want to come to New York and look like a tourist. 1.2845 0.03858 239 189 32 18
501 Soggy pizza draws more flies, period. 1.2845 0.03671 239 185 40 14
502 One more slice and I’m gonna croak 1.2845 0.03646 232 178 42 12
503 My trip to Italy was an inspiration! 1.2844 0.03826 225 175 36 14
504 Yes, I was once an Italian prince. 1.2844 0.03911 218 170 34 14
505 It's my little slice of heaven. 1.2844 0.03911 218 170 34 14
506 I know, I know. Don't sit where you eat. 1.2844 0.04112 211 167 28 16
507 How did you know I was Italian? 1.2844 0.03828 211 162 38 11
508 I got the upgrade. 1.2844 0.03708 211 160 42 9
509 She slipped and kissed the pad. 1.2843 0.04155 204 161 28 15
510 And it came with a little white plastic stool! 1.2842 0.04217 183 142 30 11
511 It’s an Italian model. 1.2841 0.03430 264 203 47 14
512 What else would I do with Chicago-style? 1.2838 0.03879 229 180 33 16
513 It floats way better than those Chicago-style lily pads. 1.2838 0.03807 222 172 37 13
514 Still vegan? 1.2832 0.03913 226 178 32 16
515 Princesses who like pizza... seems like a sure thing. 1.2832 0.03544 226 171 46 9
516 I know a guy. 1.2832 0.03863 226 177 34 15
517 Just wait until Monet sees this! 1.2830 0.03928 212 165 34 13
518 It's not bad, although the crust is a bit soggy 1.2829 0.03580 205 153 46 6
519 I just got tired of eating out. 1.2829 0.04137 205 162 28 15
520 just don't get the thin crust model 1.2829 0.03960 205 159 34 12
521 Yeah, it looks tasty, but I ate a piece and nearly croaked. 1.2829 0.03546 251 194 43 14
522 If you knw how much better pizza is than eating flies, you'd croak. 1.2828 0.04180 198 156 28 14
523 So I see you are still a vegetarian. 1.2827 0.03736 237 185 37 15
524 Why drain the swamp when you can gentrify it? 1.2827 0.03688 237 184 39 14
525 I went for the upgrade. 1.2826 0.03662 230 177 41 12
526 It could be worse. I could be pineapple. 1.2825 0.03845 223 174 35 14
527 The Missus is into Italianate decor. 1.2819 0.03693 227 175 40 12
528 I ordered it with extra flies! 1.2818 0.03880 220 172 34 14
529 When they said 'free delivery' that clinched it 1.2818 0.03985 220 174 30 16
530 It goes well with my line "Your pad, or mine?" 1.2817 0.04023 213 168 30 15
531 Not the one on 53rd Street. This is from original Ray's. 1.2816 0.03602 245 190 41 14
532 It's a better way to attract insects and princesses. 1.2816 0.04003 206 161 32 13
533 It’s from my nephew in New York. 1.2814 0.03648 231 178 41 12
534 Do you think this will soft-signal 'upper crust' to the princess? 1.2812 0.03778 224 174 37 13
535 It makes me feel like a topping. 1.2811 0.03805 217 168 37 12
536 It does have a soggy bottom. 1.2811 0.03805 217 168 37 12
537 I love my pad, but my brother from Chicago says his is so much better. 1.2810 0.04006 210 165 31 14
538 This is a test market. I’m a new topping. 1.2808 0.04042 203 159 31 13
539 Cicero said that there is no arguing about matters of taste. 1.2808 0.04042 203 159 31 13
540 I'd move, but the cheese and I are one now. 1.2807 0.03626 228 175 42 11
541 Let's just agree to disagree, Frank. 1.2805 0.03701 221 170 40 11
542 Enjoying my slice of real estate… 1.2802 0.04222 182 142 29 11
543 You wouldn’t believe how my study abroad in Rome has changed me. 1.2802 0.04149 182 141 31 10
544 I know it's non-traditional and frankly a little cheesy, but it was cheap, delivery was free, and there's no mortgage, so it's a bargain no matter how you slice it." 1.2800 0.04143 200 158 28 14
545 Don’t make this a wedge issue. 1.2800 0.04082 200 157 30 13
546 It’s called Grubhub. They deliver straight to your pad! 1.2798 0.03733 218 168 39 11
547 So are you completely off dairy? 1.2796 0.03756 211 162 39 10
548 My pad for dinner,Lily. 1.2796 0.03874 211 164 35 12
549 Thank goodness the gator didn't like pepperoni. 1.2796 0.03942 186 142 36 8
550 Sorry Kev, no tradesies. 1.2796 0.04295 186 147 26 13
551 Sure, it was expensive, but these Italian jobs are real chick magnets. 1.2794 0.04201 204 163 25 16
552 I already ate the anchovies. 1.2794 0.03840 204 157 37 10
553 The secret is all in the water. 1.2793 0.03687 222 171 40 11
554 It's the new model, a lily pie. 1.2793 0.03742 222 172 38 12
555 It depends on how you slice it. 1.2792 0.03796 197 150 39 8
556 I didn’t think we were in the delivery radius… 1.2791 0.03708 215 165 40 10
557 Well, one day I thought ‘It’s got the right shape, why not make it LOOK like one too? Plus, it attracts flies! 1.2789 0.04026 190 147 33 10
558 I'd happily do it all over again—except I'd put the cheese side down. 1.2788 0.03642 226 174 41 11
559 This is why I prefer thick crust. 1.2788 0.03642 226 174 41 11
560 I'll just need a ride home after dinner. 1.2787 0.04129 183 142 31 10
561 You've never had Florida-style pizza? 1.2786 0.03811 201 154 38 9
562 Who knew lily pads could be delivered in 30 minutes or less? 1.2786 0.03811 201 154 38 9
563 Welcome to my bachelor pad. Next time bring beer! 1.2784 0.03712 255 203 33 19
564 I found it floating around in a white box. 1.2783 0.03972 212 167 31 14
565 I bought it with the residuals from that beer commercial we did a while back! 1.2780 0.03834 223 175 34 14
566 Oh, really? I’m from Chicago. 1.2780 0.03989 223 178 28 17
567 I was kissed by a principessa. 1.2778 0.04105 198 156 29 13
568 My dad always told me to take a slice outta life. 1.2778 0.03751 216 167 38 11
569 I kissed a dominos delivery guy! 1.2778 0.03919 216 170 32 14
570 It's not delivery, it's DeLilypad 1.2775 0.03894 209 163 34 12
571 Next week I'm gonna try out deep dish. 1.2775 0.04209 191 151 27 13
572 Next, I'll show you the bed I got from Chicago. 1.2775 0.04209 191 151 27 13
573 Keep your flies. I'll eat what I want til I croak. 1.2773 0.03647 220 169 41 10
574 Don't get the deep dish, it'll sink. 1.2772 0.03795 202 155 38 9
575 No, I’m pretty sure it’s “You catch more flies with a large cheese pie.” 1.2770 0.03956 213 168 31 14
576 I’m really regretting ordering the pepper flakes about now. 1.2769 0.04394 195 158 20 17
577 I like thinking out of the box. 1.2767 0.03990 206 162 31 13
578 The princess said I have anchovy breath. 1.2767 0.03745 206 158 39 9
579 How was I supposed to know that if I ate a piece I'd become a frog? 1.2766 0.04386 188 151 22 15
580 Flies can't seem to resist the mozzarella. 1.2766 0.03594 235 182 41 12
581 Yes, I'm Italian. Why do you ask? 1.2765 0.03792 217 169 36 12
582 It took them 45 minutes, so it was free. 1.2764 0.03760 246 196 32 18
583 Sure it's nice, but the rent and calories are ridiculous. 1.2764 0.03830 199 153 37 9
584 So what if it's weird. The flies love it and the red stuff adds a little zing. 1.2764 0.03960 199 155 33 11
585 When a pad hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.” 1.2763 0.03922 228 182 29 17
586 This is much better than calzone. 1.2760 0.03850 192 147 37 8
587 I like all the toppings but my favorite is flies. 1.2760 0.04190 192 152 27 13
588 It’s my own little slice of heaven. 1.2760 0.03921 192 148 35 9
589 We’re the newest topping at Pizza Hut! 1.2760 0.03921 192 148 35 9
590 I can get you one in 30 minutes or less. 1.2760 0.03352 250 191 49 10
591 What pizza party? 1.2759 0.04264 203 164 22 17
592 I like the new fly stuffed crust. 1.2759 0.03843 203 157 36 10
593 They finally came out with an extra thin, waterproof crust. 1.2759 0.03725 232 182 36 14
594 The cartoonist was hungry. 1.2755 0.04064 196 154 30 12
595 It's debatable, I can eat all the anchovies I want, but I have to be careful not to sit on hot peppers. 1.2754 0.04031 207 164 29 14
596 Everything is better with cheese!" 1.2754 0.03973 207 163 31 13
597 I hate cleaning the pad, so I order a new one every Friday. 1.2752 0.03777 218 170 36 12
598 Maybe it's a bit cheesy, but I like it 1.2752 0.03721 218 169 38 11
599 Keto wasn’t working for me. 1.2751 0.04167 189 149 28 12
600 It attracts flies instantly. 1.2750 0.03879 200 155 35 10
601 An Italian princess kissed me. 1.2750 0.04068 200 158 29 13
602 My father's side was Italian. 1.2748 0.03562 222 170 43 9
603 ...and you can get these pads anytime, even in the winter 1.2747 0.04417 182 146 22 14
604 These new personal pad pizzas are just so convenient, aren't they? 1.2747 0.04133 182 142 30 10
605 Soon I’ll be underwater on this property. 1.2746 0.04235 193 154 25 14
606 Whatsamatta, you never saw an Italian frog before? 1.2745 0.03889 204 159 34 11
607 Just submit a caption! 1.2745 0.04011 204 161 30 13
608 It helps attract the flies. 1.2744 0.03695 215 166 39 10
609 Beats fly paper. 1.2743 0.03683 226 176 38 12
610 I get a new one delivered twice a week. 1.2741 0.03712 197 150 40 7
611 Mind you, that rat put up one hell of a fight. 1.2741 0.04109 197 156 28 13
612 Jumped on today's special. 1.2741 0.03781 197 151 38 8
613 I saw it in the Times, "5 Ways to Spice up your Pad" 1.2737 0.04011 190 148 32 10
614 Since I learned that my grandmother was an Italian tree frog, I've been celebrating my heritage. 1.2737 0.04147 190 150 28 12
615 I wanted a piazza, but architects always think they know better. 1.2737 0.03941 190 147 34 9
616 When I was a prince….. 1.2736 0.03731 201 154 39 8
617 Want to visit my pad? 1.2732 0.03816 194 149 37 8
618 Uber delivered. 1.2732 0.03682 205 157 40 8
619 It's amore. 1.2732 0.03872 205 160 34 11
620 I turned over a new leaf. Now I'm vegetarian. 1.2731 0.03701 238 188 35 15
621 A crocodile got one of my slices. Who got yours? 1.2727 0.04028 198 156 30 12
622 So when the guy said they deliver anywhere, I figured "Why not?" 1.2727 0.03939 209 165 31 13
623 But I'm sticking with algae for my topping. 1.2727 0.03963 198 155 32 11
624 They grow in pizza parlors. 1.2723 0.03360 224 169 49 6
625 The pepperoni really attracts the flies. 1.2723 0.03829 213 167 34 12
626 I would love to eat it all but I am not a good swimmer! 1.2723 0.03712 213 165 38 10
627 It's Detroit-style, so this must be Lake Michigan? 1.2723 0.04033 202 160 29 13
628 It's actually NEO-Italianate. 1.2723 0.04128 191 151 28 12
629 You must be vegan. 1.2719 0.03548 228 176 42 10
630 My agent says it's the only way to snag a princess these days. 1.2719 0.03707 228 179 36 13
631 Dude, you really gotta download GrubHub. 1.2719 0.03945 217 173 29 15
632 Who knew they delivered furniture--and in thirty minutes or less? 1.2718 0.03794 206 160 36 10
633 The cheese gets a little soggy; but as I see it, whatever floats your boat…. 1.2718 0.04094 206 165 26 15
634 I decided to redecorate my pad . 1.2718 0.03856 206 161 34 11
635 I just learned that pizza hues are more in line with my color palette. 1.2717 0.03869 184 141 36 7
636 So yeah. I’m attracting more flies than you are! 1.2714 0.03680 199 152 40 7
637 I'm leaving you for Luigi. 1.2714 0.04010 199 157 30 12
638 I’ve got news for you. When it comes to attracting flies, a lily pad is no match for a pizza. 1.2714 0.04195 199 160 24 15
639 Bayou dinner? 1.2713 0.04171 188 149 27 12
640 I attract more flies this way. 1.2713 0.04239 188 150 25 13
641 How about pizza and beer at my pad tonight? 1.2710 0.03813 214 168 34 12
642 I'm from New York city. And you? 1.2709 0.03891 203 159 33 11
643 I plan to use it as a pie-à-terre. 1.2708 0.03689 192 146 40 6
644 I decided to live a little before I croak. 1.2708 0.03905 192 149 34 9
645 I think she didn't realize how hungry she was when she drew this scene. 1.2706 0.03929 218 174 29 15
646 Hop on over for a slice. 1.2703 0.03851 185 142 36 7
647 The heating pad feature was extra. 1.2703 0.03717 222 174 36 12
648 Thin crust, extra grasshoppers and it floats. 1.2703 0.03825 222 176 32 14
649 It's tacky, but you should see the flies it attracts! 1.2703 0.03878 222 177 30 15
650 I thought about pineapple, but no, too weird. 1.2701 0.04185 211 172 21 18
651 I just hope I don't eat myself out of house and home. 1.2701 0.04325 174 138 25 11
652 Yours provides better camouflage, but mine tastes better. 1.2700 0.03798 200 155 36 9
653 What can I tell ya? I love thin crust! 1.2700 0.03864 200 156 34 10
654 I owned a pizza joint until the server kissed me. 1.2700 0.04054 200 159 28 13
655 I’m fine with it, as long as they don’t add pineapple. 1.2700 0.04054 200 159 28 13
656 A little cheesy but it does the trick. 1.2699 0.03393 226 172 47 7
657 The people in the tent keep swatting my flies so I took their pizza. 1.2698 0.04285 189 152 23 14
658 I dream of things that never were and ask why not, ribbit. 1.2698 0.03622 215 166 40 9
659 And pizza was my third wish 1.2698 0.03798 215 169 34 12
660 I just tell them it’s for the prince. Works like a charm. 1.2698 0.03622 215 166 40 9
661 Passing on the anchovies was really a moral choice. 1.2697 0.04256 178 141 26 11
662 Another plus is that the anchovies attract flies. 1.2697 0.04256 178 141 26 11
663 And then this rat appeared, took a slice and descended into the subway. No, "thank you" -- nothing. 1.2696 0.03875 204 160 33 11
664 I think it looks cool, but the HOA is hopping mad. 1.2696 0.03748 204 158 37 9
665 I've been eating at my own pad lately 1.2692 0.03584 234 183 39 12
666 I'm so full I could croak. 1.2692 0.03762 208 162 36 10
667 I met her on tinder, she's an interior designer. 1.2690 0.03833 197 153 35 9
668 I tried pepperoni, but the margherita floats better. 1.2690 0.03833 197 153 35 9
669 You gotta try New York style. 1.2687 0.03648 201 154 40 7
670 They didn't want to do delivery, but I told them I'd croak if they didn't get it here soon. 1.2684 0.03853 190 147 35 8
671 AI is still learning what 'slice of life' means. 1.2683 0.04098 205 165 25 15
672 How did you know I'm Italian? 1.2680 0.03869 194 151 34 9
673 I always wanted an Italian pad. 1.2680 0.04071 194 154 28 12
674 It's just like my pad in Italy. 1.2680 0.03938 194 152 32 10
675 So all he wanted from me was my legs! 1.2680 0.04136 194 155 26 13
676 My mom brought it back from New York! 1.2679 0.04425 168 134 23 11
677 After learning gluten free floats, it was a no brainer. 1.2678 0.04022 183 143 31 9
678 I kissed a lily pad, try it! 1.2677 0.03680 198 152 39 7
679 I'm trying not to eat myself out of house and home. 1.2676 0.03816 213 168 33 12
680 This is about right for the swamps of Jersey. 1.2674 0.03963 187 146 32 9
681 My last one was a cookie and that didn't end so well. 1.2673 0.04018 202 161 28 13
682 It keeps my butt warm, that’s why. 1.2673 0.03830 202 158 34 10
683 I call it pizza on the pond. 1.2673 0.03709 217 170 36 11
684 Makes more sense than putting pineapple on it. 1.2672 0.03599 232 182 38 12
685 I’m upgrading my pad. 1.2672 0.03547 232 181 40 11
686 It's OK for now, but I really want to trade up to a lasagna. 1.2670 0.03907 191 149 33 9
687 It arrived fifteen minutes late, so it was free. 1.2670 0.04045 191 151 29 11
688 Processed cheese helps it float. 1.2670 0.03520 206 157 43 6
689 This pepperoni is burning my ass. 1.2670 0.03963 206 164 29 13
690 It's called product placement. 1.2670 0.03779 206 161 35 10
691 It’s Mid-century modern. 1.2667 0.03416 195 146 46 3
692 I got only the first of my three wishes, but I never regretted it. 1.2667 0.03783 195 151 36 8
693 It attracts flies _and_ females! 1.2667 0.04063 180 141 30 9
694 Want to come over and watch the game? 1.2664 0.03733 229 182 33 14
695 Only once did I order it with jalapenos. 1.2664 0.03499 214 164 43 7
696 The problem comes when you haven't eaten for a while. 1.2664 0.03914 214 171 29 14
697 More buoyancy than pad thai. 1.2663 0.03931 199 157 31 11
698 You got to get the anchovies. 1.2663 0.03928 184 143 33 8
699 I thought it was time to redecorate, and there was free delivery on first orders. 1.2663 0.04155 169 132 29 8
700 Never order the jalapeno. 1.2661 0.03970 218 176 26 16
701 I've christened it Moveable Feast. A prince like myself shouldn't be hindered by roots. 1.2660 0.03945 188 147 32 9
702 I like the color but the pepperoni is burning my butt. 1.2656 0.04026 192 152 29 11
703 They do deliver. But it costs more when they're swamped. 1.2656 0.04094 192 153 27 12
704 I got the big-frog, small pond size. 1.2656 0.03958 192 151 31 10
705 You want to come over to my pizza for a pad? 1.2654 0.03834 211 167 32 12
706 At least you won't eat yourself out of house and home. 1.2653 0.03624 196 150 40 6
707 Princesses, sure, but nobody ever warns you about getting a kiss from Chef Boyardee… 1.2652 0.04337 181 146 22 13
708 It is amazing in attracting flies. 1.2649 0.04199 185 148 25 12
709 Eating this stuff will make you croak. 1.2648 0.03792 219 174 32 13
710 When the pad hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s anchovy! 1.2647 0.03983 204 163 28 13
711 Yup,Froggie went a courtin’ with an Italian last night. 1.2646 0.04335 189 154 20 15
712 How’s the vegan option? 1.2646 0.03705 189 145 38 6
713 You’re still doing that bug diet? 1.2644 0.03685 208 162 37 9
714 I’m from New Jersey, what about you? 1.2643 0.03644 227 179 36 12
715 Some days I just feel like topping myself. 1.2642 0.04008 193 153 29 11
716 Italian food sits well with me. (by Walker Wilson, age 14) 1.2642 0.04205 193 156 23 14
717 Wait 'til Matisse sees this! 1.2640 0.04086 178 140 29 9
718 I'm tired of just floating by, I wanted a real piece of the pie! 1.2640 0.03885 197 155 32 10
719 I figure, you can catch more flies with pizza than you can with water. 1.2640 0.03951 197 156 30 11
720 I got it while I was still a prince. 1.2640 0.03608 197 151 40 6
721 I wanted a new pad with an Italian flavor. 1.2638 0.03402 235 182 44 9
722 Thanks, it IS a sweet pad, but also savory. 1.2638 0.04248 163 128 27 8
723 The dough is comfortable and it floats well but the jalapeno peppers can be a little tough on the rear end. 1.2637 0.03632 201 155 39 7
724 New York, you? 1.2634 0.04026 205 165 26 14
725 I could sure go for a beer right now. 1.2634 0.03564 224 175 39 10
726 Help yourself to the flies. 1.2632 0.03731 209 164 35 10
727 When a frog hits your eye with a big piece of pie that’s amore. 1.2632 0.04356 171 137 23 11
728 I needed something more tasteful. 1.2632 0.03941 171 132 33 6
729 When in Rome . . . . 1.2629 0.03853 194 152 33 9
730 You say pad; I say pizza. 1.2629 0.03989 194 154 29 11
731 Sorry if that last ribbit tasted of garlic" 1.2627 0.03810 217 173 31 13
732 …and they delivered it in 30 minutes. 1.2626 0.03663 198 153 38 7
733 Everything tastes better on pizza. 1.2626 0.03801 198 155 34 9
734 ... not only that. I caught and swallowed the delivery drone. 1.2626 0.04363 179 145 21 13
735 I can have my pad and eat it too 1.2626 0.04065 179 141 29 9
736 You were right, they deliver anywhere! 1.2624 0.03815 202 159 33 10
737 I just wish this pond was made of beer. 1.2623 0.04005 183 144 30 9
738 You like flies, I prefer pizza. 1.2623 0.03929 183 143 32 8
739 That edible kicking in yet? 1.2623 0.04223 183 147 24 12
740 I love the smell of oregano in the morning . . . 1.2622 0.04044 164 127 31 6
741 I see you’re on that new, plant-based diet. 1.2621 0.03949 206 165 28 13
742 They forgot my diet croak. 1.2621 0.04797 145 117 18 10
743 The pineapple really brings the flies in. 1.2620 0.04018 187 148 29 10
744 It's mating season, and I only have a few slices left, so are you interested or not? 1.2618 0.03960 191 151 30 10
745 I should have ordered the thick crust 1.2618 0.03960 191 151 30 10
746 A little dairy is not going to kill you. 1.2616 0.03921 172 133 33 6
747 It's seaworthy as long as I don't add any toppings. 1.2614 0.04028 176 138 30 8
748 Like they say, once you've been to Europe, your whole perspective changes. 1.2614 0.04186 176 140 26 10
749 It’s a Sicilian pad. 1.2614 0.04108 176 139 28 9
750 Still this much less weird than pineapple on pizza. 1.2613 0.03850 199 157 32 10
751 It’s my pizza pad 1.2613 0.03522 222 173 40 9
752 Totally a chick magnet, dude. 1.2613 0.03906 222 180 26 16
753 New Yorkers keep trying to fold it on me. 1.2611 0.03889 180 140 33 7
754 Thanks. I painted it myself. 1.2611 0.03668 203 158 37 8
755 The chicks are loving my new pad 1.2611 0.03734 203 159 35 9
756 Cut the crap—there’s no such thing as a pepperoni shark. 1.2609 0.04049 207 168 24 15
757 There's plenty to eat at my pad. 1.2609 0.03510 184 139 42 3
758 But I never eat more than one slice. 1.2606 0.03854 188 147 33 8
759 What makes you think I'm from New York? 1.2606 0.04139 188 151 25 12
760 It turns out that nobody likes toad pizza. 1.2606 0.03999 188 149 29 10
761 Actually, to me it tastes a lot like chicken . 1.2605 0.03653 215 169 36 10
762 Then one day I thought, why not “pizza pad?” 1.2604 0.04078 192 154 26 12
763 On the plus side, they got it here in under 30 minutes. 1.2604 0.03872 192 151 32 9
764 Good, but the crust's a little soggy 1.2604 0.03872 192 151 32 9
765 It’s a fly magnet. 1.2602 0.03886 196 155 31 10
766 Yes, but does YOUR lily pad come with anchovies? 1.2602 0.04019 196 157 27 12
767 You ordered the vegan? 1.2602 0.03886 196 155 31 10
768 This way, if anyone comes after my legs, they'll get distracted. 1.2599 0.03840 227 184 27 16
769 Well, Frank, we can now add buoyancy to the long list of reasons why New York style is far superior to Chicago style. 1.2599 0.04317 177 143 22 12
770 At least I can eat myself out of house and home! 1.2597 0.04175 181 145 25 11
771 I told you I’d be rolling in the dough one day 1.2597 0.04248 181 146 23 12
772 The good thing is, it attracts flies. 1.2596 0.03794 208 165 32 11
773 You have to pay extra but it's totally worth it. 1.2593 0.04051 189 151 27 11
774 Yelp said pies and flies. 1.2593 0.04513 162 131 20 11
775 Pad Thai pizza is pretty good. 1.2593 0.03762 189 147 35 7
776 Just ask for their cheapest pizza. After it floats a couple of days it will draw enough flies that you can stuff yourself and never say thank you. 1.2593 0.03639 216 170 36 10
777 I ordered it through Grub-Hop. 1.2593 0.03980 189 150 29 10
778 It’s called a pizza lily. 1.2593 0.03980 189 150 29 10
779 i ate the wrong mushroom 1.2591 0.03563 193 148 40 5
780 It's slightly used, but functional. 1.2591 0.03784 193 151 34 8
781 I'm sorry but my New York lily pad beats your New Jersey lily pad any day of the week. 1.2590 0.04180 166 131 27 8
782 I've always liked thinking outside the boc 1.2589 0.03935 197 157 29 11
783 Is this the Rubicon? 1.2588 0.03851 170 131 34 5
784 I’m trying to evolve, Mort.” 1.2586 0.04365 174 141 21 12
785 I don’t know. A guy got out of a car, and dropped it off. 1.2586 0.04131 174 138 27 9
786 "So I told this genie that I wanted a little pizzazz in my life." 1.2584 0.04067 178 141 28 9
787 You just gotta ask for a crisp crust 1.2584 0.03908 178 139 32 7
788 This attracts more flies 1.2582 0.04006 182 144 29 9
789 And my mom always told me that I can’t just live on pizza. 1.2582 0.04081 182 145 27 10
790 What makes you think I’m on the sauce again? 1.2582 0.04227 182 147 23 12
791 I just wait for the flies to stick. 1.2582 0.03772 182 141 35 6
792 As a prince I’d say, ‘Hold the anchovies,’ but not anymore. 1.2582 0.04006 182 144 29 9
793 I got an audition for a Domino's commercial. 1.2581 0.03740 217 173 32 12
794 And, it arrived in less than 30 minutes. 1.2577 0.03837 194 153 32 9
795 Actually I like it better cold. 1.2577 0.03622 194 150 38 6
796 I know it’s cheesy, but there’s no place like home. 1.2576 0.03918 198 158 29 11
797 I'm trying out this new pizzatarian diet. 1.2576 0.03646 198 154 37 7
798 Essential oils from sausage and pepperoni create a nuanced, ineffable iridescence at sunset -- and resist sinking. 1.2574 0.04050 202 164 24 14
799 Welcome to Lake Como 1.2573 0.04175 171 136 26 9
800 I'm enjoying a slice of life. 1.2573 0.03749 206 163 33 10
801 I took a gap year as a pollywog, and it broadened my horizons. 1.2571 0.03947 175 137 31 7
802 It works until your hungry. 1.2571 0.04189 175 140 25 10
803 I’m channeling Life of Pi. 1.2570 0.03968 179 141 30 8
804 Stop calling me the topping! 1.2568 0.03910 183 144 31 8
805 I’ve been voted second worst topping after pineapple. 1.2568 0.04347 183 150 19 14
806 I ordered mine with cheese and extra flies. What did you get? 1.2568 0.03986 183 145 29 9
807 It brings the whole pond together, man. 1.2567 0.03855 187 147 32 8
808 True it gets soggy but it makes my butt smell good 1.2565 0.03873 191 151 31 9
809 Costco. They have two styles to choose from. 1.2565 0.04013 191 153 27 11
810 If anyone else tells me it looks cheesy, I will croak! 1.2565 0.04148 191 155 23 13
811 You want to come over to my pad for dinner? 1.2564 0.03606 195 151 38 6
812 The flies stick to the cheese. 1.2563 0.03768 199 157 33 9
813 Yeah, it’s a little uncomfortable but it’s worth it for the flies. 1.2563 0.03834 199 158 31 10
814 Want to come back to my calzone? 1.2563 0.03834 199 158 31 10
815 I prefer anchovies to flies actually. 1.2563 0.04091 199 162 23 14
816 You could always get "pad thai" if you feel jealous. 1.2563 0.03890 160 123 33 4
817 It was either this or pasta. 1.2562 0.03847 203 162 30 11
818 It’s New York style. 1.2562 0.03847 203 162 30 11
819 My secret for the perfect crust is having water flown in from New York. 1.2562 0.04032 203 165 24 14
820 When did you go GREEN? 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
821 Man, it attracts bugs like crazy! 1.2558 0.03812 172 133 34 5
822 Florida ruled my lily pad inappropriate for tadpoles. 1.2558 0.04235 172 138 24 10
823 What do you mean my legs probably taste like chicken? 1.2557 0.04468 176 145 17 14
824 Yea, they make skins for lily pads now. You wouldn’t believe how well this one attracts flies. 1.2557 0.03927 176 138 31 7
825 When the moon hit my thigh like a big pizza pie…oh never mind; will you marry me?” 1.2557 0.04009 176 139 29 8
826 What would you have wished for? 1.2557 0.04395 176 144 19 13
827 If I give you a slice I'll Sink! 1.2557 0.03843 176 137 33 6
828 Yeah, you could say I’m doing alright. 1.2556 0.04027 180 143 28 9
829 Somehow my croaking was translated by AI as 'pepperoni' . . . the rest is history. 1.2554 0.03815 184 144 33 7
830 It's actually a mouse pad. 1.2554 0.03815 184 144 33 7
831 Come on over! I just redecorated my pad! 1.2553 0.04053 188 151 26 11
832 And if it doesn't come in 30 minutes, you get it free. 1.2553 0.03910 188 149 30 9
833 No it doesn't come with 'hoppings'. You're not as funny as you think you are. 1.2552 0.04128 192 156 23 13
834 I Switched to the Mediterranean Diet. 1.2552 0.03855 192 152 31 9
835 Sure,yours is healthier,but mine is happier. 1.2552 0.04062 192 155 25 12
836 And get this: they still charged me full price! 1.2551 0.03937 196 157 28 11
837 The frog formally known as Prince 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
838 Some days you just feel like something different, you know...? 1.2550 0.03883 200 160 29 11
839 Okay sure, but if she kisses *me* I turn into pepperoni. 1.2545 0.03637 220 175 34 11
840 What can I say? Italy just changes you. 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
841 Uber Eats delivers everywhere! 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
842 Do you believe it? - They’re charging $5 extra for flies? 1.2544 0.04282 169 136 23 10
843 Get the thin crust, it floats better! 1.2542 0.03739 177 137 35 5
844 When her eye sees my pad is a big pizza pie, there's amore. 1.2541 0.04231 181 147 22 12
845 I went to this franchise fair in Vegas and realized yes, I would like to own my own business while leveraging a strong customer base and business model that’s already been proven to work! 1.2541 0.04157 181 146 24 11
846 Let's see what Monet makes of this! 1.2541 0.04231 181 147 22 12
847 Admit it, you're jealous. 1.2541 0.04022 185 148 27 10
848 Personally, I prefer mine topped with crickets. 1.2541 0.04022 185 148 27 10
849 Decided to turn it into a Bed & Breakfast! 1.2541 0.04094 185 149 25 11
850 I’m from Chicago, why? 1.2541 0.04022 185 148 27 10
851 ‘My other lily pad is a Ferrari. 1.2540 0.03963 189 151 28 10
852 I found my own little slice of paradise. 1.2540 0.03963 189 151 28 10
853 Check out my new fly attraction device. 1.2540 0.03819 189 149 32 8
854 Thin crust or regular? 1.2539 0.03620 193 150 37 6
855 Actually, it was a fully baked idea. 1.2539 0.03975 193 155 27 11
856 It was a Birthday Gift, given to me by an old Rodent friend of mine from New York City. 1.2538 0.03645 197 154 36 7
857 How'd you guess I'm from New York? 1.2535 0.03726 217 174 31 12
858 Instead of hopping, I'm a topping. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
859 It keeps me from eating the whole thing 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
860 Well, you need to eat it before it sinks, but other than that... 1.2530 0.04246 166 133 24 9
861 There were leftovers. 1.2529 0.03829 170 132 33 5
862 Well I'm not vegan 1.2529 0.04029 174 138 28 8
863 Why, yes, my Decorator DID work in a pizzeria! 1.2529 0.04029 174 138 28 8
864 Pond-Dash 1.2529 0.04347 174 142 20 12
865 It creates its own gas. 1.2528 0.04126 178 143 25 10
866 Extra Crickets, right? 1.2527 0.03501 182 139 40 3
867 Have you SEEN the price of new lily pads? 1.2527 0.03987 182 145 28 9
868 Thin crust floats 50% longer 1.2527 0.03832 182 143 32 7
869 It’s just my usual, pepperoni and flies. 1.2527 0.04145 186 151 23 12
870 The bugs love it. 1.2525 0.03699 198 156 34 8
871 Just saying…This really attracts flies! 1.2525 0.04094 198 162 22 14
872 Maybe this way, I'll get an Italian princess. 1.2525 0.03912 202 163 27 12
873 I can't win Joe. She said she likes Italian decor, so I had the pad redecorated. Now I'm an idiot 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
874 Would you like a cheese slice with flies? 1.2516 0.04368 159 128 22 9
875 It may look odd, but the salami is plant-based. 1.2516 0.04182 159 126 26 7
876 Party tonight at my pad. 1.2516 0.04182 159 126 26 7
877 Yeah that trip to Italy has really grounded me 1.2514 0.04090 175 140 26 9
878 You didn’t comment on my haircut 1.2514 0.04181 179 145 23 11
879 They deliver everywhere these days… 1.2514 0.04328 179 147 19 13
880 Looks cheesy, right? 1.2514 0.03869 179 141 31 7
881 Oh great, a fly just landed on my pizza. 1.2514 0.04043 183 147 26 10
882 Did you know that you can get frog’s legs on a pizza ? 1.2513 0.03836 187 148 31 8
883 For our pad upgrade, we focused on comfort and convenience. 1.2513 0.03524 187 144 39 4
884 I added some hip to my hop. 1.2513 0.03683 187 146 35 6
885 So, I was in New York this weekend… 1.2513 0.03996 191 154 26 11
886 I went with half anchovies and half flies. 1.2512 0.03908 211 172 25 14
887 Italy, you? 1.2500 0.03892 188 150 29 9
888 Who says you can’t have your pad and eat it too? 1.2500 0.04133 172 138 25 9
889 No matter which way you slice it, it's still comfortable. 1.2500 0.03666 200 158 34 8
890 Don't ask me... I went bar-hopping last night. 1.2500 0.04252 160 128 24 8
891 My realtor negotiated free delivery. 1.2500 0.03588 188 146 37 5
892 Now they call me, 'The Lord of the Flies. 1.2500 0.04027 168 133 28 7
893 My financial planner told me it was time to finally take a slice of the pie! 1.2500 0.03743 188 148 33 7
894 It's my cheat day. 1.2500 0.04201 152 120 26 6
895 Well, Kevin, it's homestyle. 1.2500 0.04069 176 141 26 9
896 Mine comes with a topping 1.2500 0.03413 204 158 41 5
897 It’s an invasive, with extra cheese. 1.2500 0.04226 176 143 22 11
898 They licked my head and left this pizza. 1.2500 0.04234 180 147 21 12
899 Have you seen how much a pizza costs these days? I almost croaked! 1.2500 0.04008 180 144 27 9
900 When I have a choice I prefer pad thai. 1.2500 0.03801 200 160 30 10
901 Does yours come with a seat warmer, too? 1.2500 0.04421 156 126 21 9
902 I wished for a piece of the pie." 1.2500 0.03865 160 124 32 4
903 And it doesn’t show the dirt! 1.2500 0.04096 152 119 28 5
904 You want a pizza me? 1.2500 0.03906 176 139 30 7
905 I got it on Etsy 1.2500 0.03686 204 162 33 9
906 You'll never believe it; a rat in the New York Subway stole a slice. 1.2500 0.03795 184 145 32 7
907 Laugh all you want Frank, but don't come croaking to me for a midnight snack. 1.2500 0.04133 172 138 25 9
908 I'm a topping. 1.2500 0.03965 172 136 29 7
909 I’ll start eating healthier next week. 1.2500 0.03766 192 152 32 8
910 The stuffed crust is for flotation. 1.2500 0.04148 176 142 24 10
911 I told you that you'd regret ordering no sauce and no cheese 1.2486 0.04355 185 154 16 15
912 They tried to sell me the Pineapple/Anchovy package but I prefer the basic model. 1.2486 0.03930 185 148 28 9
913 How do you like my new pad? 1.2486 0.04212 181 148 21 12
914 It goes great with Budweiser 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
915 How can you not like anchovies? 1.2486 0.04212 181 148 21 12
916 It seemed like such a good idea at the time. 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
917 Some joker told ChatGPT to put a frog on a pizza floating in a pond. 1.2486 0.04139 181 147 23 11
918 Country frog meets city frog. 1.2486 0.03667 181 141 35 5
919 I got the fly lovers! 1.2486 0.04127 177 143 24 10
920 And best of all, some guy delivered it. 1.2486 0.03887 177 140 30 7
921 And wait till you see my pizza hut... 1.2486 0.04204 177 144 22 11
922 My wife says it’s cheesy, but I still like it. 1.2486 0.03969 177 141 28 8
923 Sure pizza gets soggy, but it attracts flies. 1.2486 0.04112 173 139 25 9
924 Frog Legs on Pizza. Ribbit or Reject? 1.2486 0.04272 173 141 21 11
925 My first choice was Lily Pad Thai, but this cheesy one seems to attract more fly-bys. 1.2486 0.04029 173 138 27 8
926 Yeah, I had to call a few different places, but as it turns out, Vincenzo's does deliver to the swamp. 1.2485 0.04093 169 135 26 8
927 it's good no matter how you slice it. 1.2485 0.03917 169 133 30 6
928 It was a free upgrade. 1.2485 0.03917 169 133 30 6
929 Don't jump past this lucrative franchise opportunity 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
930 Flies can't resist pizza and I can't resist flies. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
931 I see someone stole a slice of yours too 1.2484 0.04278 153 122 24 7
932 It came with french flies and a croak-a-cola 1.2484 0.04278 153 122 24 7
933 Want to join me for leftovers? 1.2484 0.04278 153 122 24 7
934 I just didn’t feel like cooking tonight. 1.2475 0.03767 202 162 30 10
935 Another slice? I’m on it. 1.2474 0.03855 190 152 29 9
936 It’s a crushed maggot crust, sauced with puréed clover mites and topped with flies and mosquitos. Very tasty. 1.2474 0.03855 190 152 29 9
937 Grubhub 1.2473 0.03759 186 147 32 7
938 It was either this or a Budweiser commercial. 1.2473 0.03681 186 146 34 6
939 I need a gimmick, I’m not really a prince. 1.2473 0.03984 186 150 26 10
940 Yeah, I've gone hybrid. 1.2473 0.03565 182 141 37 4
941 It was either this or millennial gray. 1.2472 0.04106 178 144 24 10
942 I just thought the pad needed a little updating so I hired a decorator" 1.2472 0.03949 178 142 28 8
943 This light crust is amazing 1.2472 0.03613 178 138 36 4
944 Nice pad, but does it attract flies? 1.2472 0.04258 178 146 20 12
945 Bye-bye Miss American Pie ? 1.2471 0.03752 174 136 33 5
946 Be honest,are these renovations cheesy? 1.2471 0.04250 174 142 21 11
947 They were out of toadstools. 1.2471 0.04156 170 137 24 9
948 Ohh this ride? It took some serious effort, little bro. I had to face off against four armed turtles in the New York sewers just to get it. 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
949 I think yours must be a cauliflower crust. 1.2462 0.03642 195 154 34 7
950 It's the water that makes it so special. 1.2462 0.03714 195 155 32 8
951 I got a New York-style pad. 1.2461 0.03691 191 151 33 7
952 And they deliver. How nice is that? 1.2460 0.03892 187 150 28 9
953 You wanna know what really burns my ass? 1.2460 0.04177 187 154 20 13
954 My DNA says I’m 80% Italian 1.2460 0.03965 187 151 26 10
955 I gave up and hired a decorator to brighten up my pad 1.2460 0.03664 187 147 34 6
956 I’m on an Italian staycation. 1.2460 0.03817 187 149 30 8
957 Anchovies, mosquitoes, and stink bugs. 1.2459 0.04098 183 149 23 11
958 And then I said, "What the heck, I'll take the whole pie." 1.2459 0.03714 183 144 33 6
959 The ladybugs really love it. 1.2458 0.03595 179 139 36 4
960 It's my pizza hut 1.2458 0.04008 179 144 26 9
961 I live here, I call it my Pizza Hut. 1.2458 0.04162 179 146 22 11
962 After sitting on this all day, I find anchovies in the most inconvenient places. 1.2457 0.03988 175 140 27 8
963 I needed a place quick. 1.2457 0.03905 175 139 29 7
964 They were out of pad thai. 1.2457 0.03905 175 139 29 7
965 I had it delivered to my pad. 1.2456 0.04134 171 138 24 9
966 Wanna come to my pad? I’ve got food. 1.2456 0.04050 171 137 26 8
967 My sommelier said it pairs well with flies. 1.2456 0.03964 171 136 28 7
968 The moon is hitting my eye. 1.2455 0.04370 167 137 19 11
969 We’re going to call it frogaccia. 1.2455 0.04201 167 135 23 9
970 My decorator’s name is Luigi. 1.2455 0.03935 167 132 29 6
971 These Italian lily pads are by far the tastiest. 1.2454 0.04182 163 131 24 8
972 I’m lucky, the HOA only allows one topping. 1.2454 0.04359 163 133 20 10
973 You should have seen the delivery guy when I tried to tip him in gnats. 1.2454 0.04182 163 131 24 8
974 It’s not a phase, Mom! 1.2454 0.04272 163 132 22 9
975 The key is to order deep dish. 1.2454 0.03997 163 129 28 6
976 Bonjourno! 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
977 The spicy pepperoni gives me a bit of a rash, but on the bright side it really attracts the flies! 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
978 Pizza Pizza. It’s obligatory I say that. 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
979 If you like it spicy, you can add bumblebees. 1.2448 0.04028 192 157 23 12
980 In order to be kissed by a princess, one must first be noticed. 1.2447 0.03873 188 151 28 9
981 I swear, Dominoes will give Anyone pizza for free if you say your birthday 1.2446 0.04432 139 111 22 6
982 Hey! I’m Croakin’ Here! 1.2446 0.03696 184 145 33 6
983 It keeps my toepads sticky. 1.2446 0.03696 184 145 33 6
984 We're finally within the DoorDash radius. 1.2446 0.03775 184 146 31 7
985 We'll have to go to your pad after dinner. 1.2446 0.03930 184 148 27 9
986 My pad is made to order. 1.2444 0.03988 180 145 26 9
987 I was told it came with flies. 1.2444 0.03664 180 141 34 5
988 lily pads are so passe 1.2444 0.03988 180 145 26 9
989 It really brings in the flies! 1.2443 0.03801 176 139 31 6
990 Not emotional with the onions but the jalapenos give me a pep in my hop. 1.2442 0.03857 172 136 30 6
991 ‘’You really like it plain”. 1.2442 0.03676 172 134 34 4
992 It's from Mystic. 1.2440 0.04005 168 134 27 7
993 And now they want a caption, too! 1.2440 0.04093 168 135 25 8
994 Pepperoni at my pad? 1.2440 0.04093 168 135 25 8
995 Why is the take-out pizza around here always cold and soggy? 1.2439 0.04335 164 134 20 10
996 I got a free month of DoorDash delivery. 1.2439 0.04159 164 132 24 8
997 It was delivered to my pad in under 30 minutes. 1.2439 0.04068 164 131 26 7
998 Hey, I still say nothing beats a New York slice. 1.2437 0.03839 160 125 31 4
999 Its Pad Thai 1.2437 0.04229 160 129 23 8
1000 It has more pizzazz! 1.2437 0.04321 160 130 21 9
1001 Sometimes I feel product placement has gone too far. 1.2437 0.04321 160 130 21 9
1002 Too many toppings can really bog you down. 1.2435 0.03730 193 154 31 8
1003 But Naples was my favorite. 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1004 I saw it on the ground at a picnic and I just had to have it. 1.2432 0.03757 185 147 31 7
1005 My lily pad? It's from Domino's. Why? 1.2432 0.03597 185 145 35 5
1006 Hard to top it, eh? 1.2432 0.03835 185 148 29 8
1007 Next time order one with everything on it! 1.2431 0.03729 181 143 32 6
1008 The pizza delivery guy thinks I’m a handsome prince. 1.2431 0.03968 181 146 26 9
1009 I love their pizza, warts and all. 1.2431 0.03972 144 112 29 3
1010 Thanks! I’ve already eaten. 1.2429 0.03866 177 141 29 7
1011 I hired a decorator! 1.2429 0.04107 177 144 23 10
1012 Wanna trade? I’m lactose intolerant. 1.2428 0.03837 173 137 30 6
1013 I kid you not. My pad's a fly magnet! 1.2428 0.03923 173 138 28 7
1014 Yup, it was delivered in less than 30 minutes. 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
1015 They deliver to your pad. 1.2428 0.03657 173 135 34 4
1016 They come in 11”, 15” and 18.” 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1017 Parli Italiano? 1.2426 0.04157 169 137 23 9
1018 It's okay, but I like New York style-pizza better 1.2426 0.04071 169 136 25 8
1019 Ecosystem encroachment begets creativity, my friend. 1.2426 0.04240 169 138 21 10
1020 I don't care much for their pizza. I just order it for the flies it attracts. 1.2426 0.04071 169 136 25 8
1021 They say you don't even realize it's getting hotter when they pop the pie in the oven. 1.2424 0.04046 165 132 26 7
1022 It’s only thin crust for about a minute. 1.2424 0.03859 165 130 30 5
1023 The party’s at my pad. 1.2424 0.03859 165 130 30 5
1024 I got the works. 1.2424 0.03664 198 158 32 8
1025 This is known as Kodachrome. 1.2423 0.03923 194 158 25 11
1026 I got a box of crayons for my birthday. 1.2422 0.04297 161 131 21 9
1027 Is this pad cheesy? 1.2422 0.03715 161 125 33 3
1028 I’m not sure how to finish it and still wait an hour before going back in. 1.2422 0.04112 161 129 25 7
1029 Don't worry honey, I'm completely on top of my diet. 1.2422 0.03818 161 126 31 4
1030 Is there anything a pizza can't do? 1.2421 0.03764 190 152 30 8
1031 I think mine is kicking in… Has yours kicked on in yet? 1.2421 0.03909 190 154 26 10
1032 I agree, the colors are great. But you made the right choice. This one burns your butt and then gets soggy. 1.2420 0.04180 157 126 24 7
1033 The New York kind's the best. When I tried Chicago deep dish, I sank. 1.2419 0.03966 186 151 25 10
1034 I sat down.. and they said “eww..ok, you can have it!” 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1035 But it's okay for you to eat flies? 1.2418 0.03711 182 144 32 6
1036 It's the House Special 1.2418 0.03711 182 144 32 6
1037 It’s just my own little piece of the pie. 1.2416 0.04222 149 119 24 6
1038 I said "Ribbit Ribbit", not "Pizza Pizza". 1.2416 0.03846 178 142 29 7
1039 It's zero waste. 1.2416 0.03928 178 143 27 8
1040 Forget honey, I catch more flies with sausage. 1.2416 0.04086 178 145 23 10
1041 I don’t know Bob, I think I need to take this one slice at a time. 1.2416 0.03846 178 142 29 7
1042 It’s about all deep dish is good for. 1.2414 0.04070 174 141 24 9
1043 One slice is good enough for me, Tony. If I have another piece I will croak. 1.2412 0.04380 170 141 17 12
1044 You should try it. The ambiance makes flies taste like pepperoni. 1.2412 0.04049 170 137 25 8
1045 Home Delivery 1.2412 0.03963 170 136 27 7
1046 I prefer mine with flies but what the heck... 1.2412 0.04135 170 138 23 9
1047 The usual, Pecorino-Romano cheese, worms and insects. 1.2412 0.04049 170 137 25 8
1048 I just got so damn tired of eating those flies. 1.2412 0.04135 170 138 23 9
1049 Yup, latest model, all the way from Italy… you should see the flies I land with this baby! 1.2412 0.03874 170 135 29 6
1050 I get to have my pad and eat it too! 1.2410 0.04288 166 136 20 10
1051 I thought you were bringing the beer? 1.2410 0.03933 166 132 28 6
1052 Only on leg days.. 1.2410 0.04114 166 134 24 8
1053 Now watch, the flies will be coming to US 1.2410 0.04694 166 141 10 15
1054 I come on a mission of piece. 1.2410 0.03742 166 130 32 4
1055 I had an Italian designer decorate my pad. 1.2408 0.03960 191 156 24 11
1056 Once I tried it there was no going back 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
1057 I know it’s cheesy, but it’s comfortable 1.2407 0.04361 162 133 19 10
1058 It's colorful . . . and it's great for attracting flies. 1.2406 0.03721 187 149 31 7
1059 Who doesn't love cold pizza? 1.2405 0.04346 158 129 20 9
1060 Yeah, but was yours delivered? 1.2404 0.04005 183 149 24 10
1061 It's by this Italian designer! I'll give you her card. 1.2404 0.03611 183 144 34 5
1062 I cook my lily pad in the oven for 45 minutes, and season it with a touch of marinara 1.2403 0.04022 154 122 27 5
1063 I'll probably be looking for a new pad right after dinner 1.2403 0.04519 154 127 17 10
1064 I'm marketing it as Pesto Pizza Pad. Great to sit on, good enough to eat. 1.2402 0.03908 179 144 27 8
1065 And, if you order a large, they throw in a side of flies. 1.2402 0.04142 179 147 21 11
1066 The ad said flies and princesses love them. 1.2402 0.04066 179 146 23 10
1067 My slice of heaven. 1.2402 0.03827 179 143 29 7
1068 In New York, we eat pizza toppings-side-up! 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
1069 I order extra anchovies because they really attract flies. 1.2400 0.04129 175 143 22 10
1070 I ruled over a small bohemian colony. Where were you prince? 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
1071 Are you sure you’re not the topping? 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
1072 I needed a break from green. 1.2400 0.03710 175 138 32 5
1073 Buona sera. 1.2400 0.04129 175 143 22 10
1074 Its a "Neapolitan Fly Trap..." 1.2398 0.04028 171 138 25 8
1075 If it doesn't arrive in 30 min, i get a free lily pad. 1.2398 0.03942 171 137 27 7
1076 The princess moved in to kiss me, but she missed and kissed the Lily pad instead. 1.2398 0.03854 171 136 29 6
1077 I'm from Naples, where are you from? 1.2398 0.03763 171 135 31 5
1078 I'm from Italy, where are you from? 1.2398 0.04195 171 140 21 10
1079 Yes, some prefer Chicago deep dish. 1.2398 0.03671 171 134 33 4
1080 I'm driving for Uber Eats now. 1.2398 0.03942 171 137 27 7
1081 The missus wanted a hybrid. 1.2398 0.03763 171 135 31 5
1082 Interior decorators are expensive, but well worth it. 1.2396 0.03655 192 153 32 7
1083 I'd say good and bad, Kermit. It is warm but I won't get pre-sliced again. 1.2396 0.03801 192 155 28 9
1084 It's hard to believe, but it's entirely plant based 1.2395 0.03912 167 133 28 6
1085 Margherita. What's yours? 1.2395 0.04092 167 135 24 8
1086 No princess is going to kiss you sitting on that. 1.2395 0.03912 167 133 28 6
1087 Check it out, bro. My balls smell like pepperoni. 1.2394 0.04462 142 115 20 7
1088 Finally, outdoor dining in our neck of the woods! 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
1089 No anchovies. They make me jumpy. 1.2394 0.04139 188 156 19 13
1090 It came down to a choice between pizza and Pac Man. 1.2393 0.04249 163 133 21 9
1091 I keep telling Tom it’s just not financially prudent; every slice he eats is like a reverse mortgage. 1.2393 0.04067 163 131 25 7
1092 I've got a soggy bottom. 1.2393 0.04249 163 133 21 9
1093 Wanna come to my pad for dinner? 1.2393 0.03972 163 130 27 6
1094 Well, it started with him saying something like 'that's amore'.... 1.2391 0.03755 184 147 30 7
1095 And if it sinks, you can get another one delivered within 30 minutes. 1.2391 0.03755 184 147 30 7
1096 This is the second time they forgot the flies 1.2391 0.03985 184 150 24 10
1097 I highly recommend my divorce attorney. 1.2390 0.04590 159 133 14 12
1098 They deliver and it comes with a free side of french flies. 1.2390 0.04228 159 129 22 8
1099 Where else? I hopped online. 1.2390 0.04413 159 131 18 10
1100 "To think I paid ten percent over asking. 1.2389 0.03726 180 143 31 6
1101 I like it because it keeps my feet warm 1.2389 0.04121 180 148 21 11
1102 I never have liked green salads. 1.2389 0.03467 180 140 37 3
1103 My pad attracts more flies than yours. 1.2387 0.04102 155 124 25 6
1104 We all want our piece of the pie Harold, I just prefer mine with tomatoes, cheese, basil and a thin crust 1.2387 0.04302 155 126 21 8
1105 You get why I can't give everyone a slice though, right? 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
1106 I got it for a steal from a rat in NYC. 1.2384 0.03921 172 138 27 7
1107 While you were out "having fun" I redecorated my pad. 1.2381 0.03798 168 133 30 5
1108 I like my pads Chicago style. 1.2381 0.03982 168 135 26 7
1109 It's a nice backup but I still prefer flies 1.2381 0.03609 189 150 33 6
1110 Yeah, they’re called pizza pads: lend a little taste & color to the pond, huh ? 1.2381 0.03798 168 133 30 5
1111 New York style floats much better than Chicago style 1.2381 0.03836 189 153 27 9
1112 It's a rental. 1.2381 0.03982 168 135 26 7
1113 We're all going to croak from something. 1.2378 0.04039 185 152 22 11
1114 It’s the ultimate conundrum. Would I rather stay afloat on an empty stomach, or sink with a full one? 1.2378 0.04039 185 152 22 11
1115 Five more slices until I'm homeless. 1.2378 0.04225 164 134 21 9
1116 It’s from the IKEA cafeteria. Some assembly required. 1.2378 0.04136 164 133 23 8
1117 Which ad blocker do you use? 1.2378 0.04044 164 132 25 7
1118 If I going to croak, I might as well croak happy. 1.2378 0.04087 143 113 26 4
1119 They said it comes with flies. 1.2376 0.03870 181 146 27 8
1120 When I'm hungry, the bugs come to me. 1.2376 0.04101 181 149 21 11
1121 I’d rather croak than go Paleo 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
1122 I just like the way the warm cheese feels on my butt. 1.2374 0.03784 198 161 27 10
1123 Now you tell me you’re Italian! 1.2373 0.03844 177 142 28 7
1124 The rent is cheap, but the delivery fees are where they get you. 1.2373 0.04008 177 144 24 9
1125 Don't try this with Chicago-style. 1.2373 0.03844 177 142 28 7
1126 Toadstools are so last season. 1.2373 0.03844 177 142 28 7
1127 I wanted my pad to reflect my personality: extra cheesy. 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
1128 Ouch! I explicitly told them NO JALEPENOS. 1.2372 0.04277 156 127 21 8
1129 Mine has Ant-chovies 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1130 I'm sorry, I just couldn't wait. 1.2370 0.03901 173 139 27 7
1131 You wouldn't believe the flies it attracts. 1.2370 0.03431 211 168 36 7
1132 Hop over to my pad for a slice of life. 1.2368 0.03818 190 154 27 9
1133 You can take the frog out of Italy but you can’t take Italy out of the frog. 1.2367 0.04134 169 138 22 9
1134 She kissed me and got pizza instead of a prince. 1.2367 0.03684 169 133 32 4
1135 It feels like chicken. 1.2367 0.03778 169 134 30 5
1136 No worry. It draws flies like crazy. 1.2367 0.04219 169 139 20 10
1137 It's pizza night at our swamp. 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
1138 The red pepper flakes really get me hopping! 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1139 Ciao 1.2364 0.04022 165 133 25 7
1140 And that's why I support littering 1.2364 0.03929 165 132 27 6
1141 I told them I wanted to hold the anchovies, but instead they just left them off. 1.2364 0.04022 165 133 25 7
1142 Looks like I'm not in Kansas anymore! 1.2364 0.04202 165 135 21 9
1143 And it attracts a full meal of flies and bugs. 1.2364 0.04113 165 134 23 8
1144 It’s so much more than just a mid-life crisis.” 1.2364 0.04202 165 135 21 9
1145 " She wanted a prince. I'm giving her Option B" 1.2364 0.04289 165 136 19 10
1146 And you can add anchovies and everything. 1.2363 0.03929 182 148 25 9
1147 Yeah, I used to be on a low carb diet too 1.2363 0.03929 182 148 25 9
1148 I've been made. 1.2360 0.04087 161 130 24 7
1149 Yes, I’m wearing Dominos 1.2360 0.04181 161 131 22 8
1150 Let’s do Italian at my pad tonight. 1.2360 0.03655 178 141 32 5
1151 Just remember to order thin crust. 1.2360 0.03655 178 141 32 5
1152 “I don’t think calling it Pond-To-Table pizza is pretentious, especially when it’s also the table.” 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
1153 Room AND board 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
1154 Oh, I see you ordered gluten free. 1.2357 0.04489 140 114 19 7
1155 The Chicago style lasts longer than the New York style. 1.2357 0.04155 157 127 23 7
1156 Roberta, you don't think the new lil pad is too cheesy. 1.2356 0.03457 208 166 35 7
1157 Please don't mention this to the HOA. 1.2353 0.04112 170 139 22 9
1158 I thought it said large pizza with choice of hoppings 1.2353 0.04425 153 126 18 9
1159 I'm rebranding as a topping. 1.2353 0.04017 153 122 26 5
1160 who knew pizza floats 1.2353 0.04278 170 141 18 11
1161 Oh thanks I just got it delivered. 1.2353 0.03759 170 135 30 5
1162 Yeah, I'm from New York. Why so you ask? 1.2353 0.04112 170 139 22 9
1163 It brings in all the bugs I can eat. Everybody loves pizza! 1.2353 0.03940 170 137 26 7
1164 They didn't like pineapple 1.2350 0.03909 183 149 25 9
1165 I couldn’t find a lily pad with pepperoni. 1.2350 0.03832 183 148 27 8
1166 When Pac-Man wasn't looking, Frogger got his revenge. 1.2349 0.03908 166 133 27 6
1167 My cousin,Tony, got me this lily pad. 1.2349 0.04001 166 134 25 7
1168 Wanna come over to my pad for a slice? 1.2346 0.03967 179 146 24 9
1169 The thin crust is the key. 1.2346 0.03806 179 144 28 7
1170 It’s great when I’m super drunk. 1.2346 0.03668 162 127 32 3
1171 I should have ordered an extra large so that we could share. 1.2346 0.04249 162 133 20 9
1172 It's called "The Amazing Fly Catcher Leaf" 1.2346 0.03562 162 126 34 2
1173 pepperoni and mayfly costs extra 1.2343 0.04028 175 143 23 9
1174 Our decorator says it's an Italian original. 1.2343 0.03861 175 141 27 7
1175 Life on a college campus has its perks. 1.2342 0.03720 158 124 31 3
1176 It’s delivery. 1.2342 0.04322 158 130 19 9
1177 It was a heated floor when I got it but that didn’t last long. 1.2342 0.04032 158 127 25 6
1178 Delivered right to the pond. Got high fat so it would float. 1.2342 0.03931 158 126 27 5
1179 Orange is the new black buddy! 1.2340 0.04682 141 117 15 9
1180 I just signed up for Uber Eats! 1.2339 0.03739 171 136 30 5
1181 The only major downside is an incredibly greasy ass. 1.2339 0.04255 171 142 18 11
1182 The million years of trial & error was worth it 1.2338 0.04301 154 126 20 8
1183 Does my croak smell like garlic? 1.2338 0.04301 154 126 20 8
1184 It's five o'clock somewhere. 1.2338 0.03886 154 122 28 4
1185 It was on sale. I said to myself ,“jump on it, live a little” 1.2337 0.03890 184 150 25 9
1186 Still perplexed?? I am not sure what piece you are missing; once again, it's 3.14592... 1.2336 0.04547 137 112 18 7
1187 I'm into Italian flooring. 1.2335 0.03979 167 135 25 7
1188 And if yours is not delivered within half an hour, you’ll get it for free too 1.2335 0.04069 167 136 23 8
1189 Top this. 1.2333 0.04060 150 120 25 5
1190 It's actually pretty comfortable. I ordered it with extra toadstools. 1.2333 0.04578 150 125 15 10
1191 Well, the Budweiser gig fell through 1.2333 0.03947 180 147 24 9
1192 I'm only one-eighth Italian. 1.2333 0.04168 150 121 23 6
1193 I got it croaking in Italian. 1.2333 0.03787 180 145 28 7
1194 Come on over to my pad! 1.2333 0.03787 180 145 28 7
1195 I see you got the plain! 1.2333 0.04060 150 120 25 5
1196 Mine comes with the seat warmer.” 1.2333 0.04060 150 120 25 5
1197 Yes, its a Warhol. 1.2332 0.03764 193 157 27 9
1198 It's good, but the crust is a bit soggy. 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
1199 This super yacht has everthing! 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
1200 I just moved here from Brooklyn 1.2331 0.03947 163 131 26 6
1201 It was on sale but they get you with the delivery charge. 1.2330 0.03841 176 142 27 7
1202 I plan to heat it up slowly until it's cooked. 1.2329 0.04563 146 121 16 9
1203 And I can get a new one in less than 30 minutes. 1.2327 0.04108 159 129 23 7
1204 I get a new one delivered to me once a week. Restraint is tough. 1.2327 0.03806 159 126 29 4
1205 Hi, I'm from Naples. 1.2327 0.03806 159 126 29 4
1206 It’s a starter home. Our next place will be all dressed. 1.2326 0.03898 172 139 26 7
1207 I Always get the assorted insect toppings; pricey but delicious. 1.2326 0.03898 172 139 26 7
1208 Buongiorno! 1.2326 0.03985 172 140 24 8
1209 I decided it was time to vary my diet. 1.2323 0.03971 155 124 26 5
1210 Can you believe they deliver out here? 1.2323 0.03971 155 124 26 5
1211 I usually get the Super-Hopper Supreme but hold the slugs. 1.2321 0.04134 168 138 21 9
1212 Check it. My pad is totally decked out. I got two toppings, extra banana peppers, cheese stuffed into the crust, classic sauce, half mozz half ricotta, a sprinkle of oregano, and a pepsi too–all for just $29.99. With a coupon, of course. 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
1213 And it took less than 30 minutes to be delivered. 1.2320 0.04005 181 149 22 10
1214 My decorator thought my pad needed a burst of color 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
1215 I'll stay afloat, as long as I don't get hungry. 1.2318 0.04351 151 124 19 8
1216 it brings some color in my life 1.2318 0.03925 151 120 27 4
1217 You should get one. They deliver. 1.2317 0.03926 164 132 26 6
1218 Yeah, the slice out of mine is a little bigger since I have to tip the delivery guy. 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
1219 At least 10,000 hours to get to the next level. 1.2313 0.04324 147 120 20 7
1220 I miss New York. 1.2312 0.03680 160 126 31 3
1221 Oh no, it did have anchovies! 1.2312 0.03987 160 129 25 6
1222 What? I was hungry 1.2312 0.03785 160 127 29 4
1223 Thin crust is the secret. 1.2312 0.03878 173 140 26 7
1224 There are some advantages to living over a pizzeria. 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
1225 I had no idea I was the topping they ordered 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
1226 I’d offer a slice but I can’t swim. 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1227 It came with french flies and a large Croak. 1.2308 0.04196 169 140 19 10
1228 Then, when she kissed me, this happened. 1.2308 0.04112 169 139 21 9
1229 How do you like this Italian pad I ordered online?. 1.2308 0.04052 156 126 24 6
1230 I saw it in the window and just had to have it. 1.2308 0.04251 156 128 20 8
1231 I got tired of eating flies. 1.2308 0.03620 156 122 32 2
1232 It's my Pizza Pad from Italy" 1.2308 0.04152 156 127 22 7
1233 So what if it's GMO? 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1234 Well, I'm really into Italian princesses. 1.2308 0.03658 169 134 31 4
1235 You know when someone asks you what is the one thing you would take with you if you were stranded on an island? 1.2308 0.03948 156 125 26 5
1236 As a new franchise owner, you will be in constant communication with myself and all your fellow franchisees. 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
1237 I finally got my slice of paradise before I croaked. 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
1238 I tried honey…I find that Pizza works better! 1.2303 0.04089 165 135 22 8
1239 It's great. Just remember to ask for the crispy crust. 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
1240 Wanna come over to my pad for pizza? 1.2303 0.04325 152 125 19 8
1241 You got yours from Connecticut, didn’t you? 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
1242 I finally found a shop that doesn't burn the flies. 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
1243 Remind me next time to skip the hot peppers. 1.2303 0.04012 152 122 25 5
1244 They asked if I wanted frog legs on the pizza but I thought that was weird. 1.2303 0.04012 152 122 25 5
1245 The first slice is the best. Then it gets a little soggy. 1.2299 0.03833 187 153 25 9
1246 Honey? Nah. I attract 'em with double cheese and anchovies. 1.2299 0.03858 174 141 26 7
1247 My ass is in melted cheese. 1.2299 0.03943 174 142 24 8
1248 Yeah. I got it to go at Lilypizza. 1.2299 0.03590 174 138 32 4
1249 I always wanted a place in Little Italy. 1.2299 0.03943 174 142 24 8
1250 It has great curb appeal, but it turns out it’s not very practical. 1.2298 0.04156 161 132 21 8
1251 They don’t deliver in the water. I had to go pick it up myself. 1.2298 0.04249 161 133 19 9
1252 I find this combo attracts the most flies. 1.2298 0.04062 161 131 23 7
1253 As a former Prince in King Arthur's court, I still enjoy Round Table. 1.2298 0.04062 161 131 23 7
1254 I’m trying not to eat it. 1.2298 0.03965 161 130 25 6
1255 I've got my piece of the pie. You want yours? 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
1256 The kids thought it was a good idea. 1.2297 0.03846 148 117 28 3
1257 What makes you think I'm color blind. 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
1258 I want “Ribit” on my Tombstone 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
1259 Come on over to my pad - it's hoppy hour. 1.2297 0.04190 148 120 22 6
1260 Sure, yours has been drawn, painted, shown in museums, but can it draw FLIES? 1.2296 0.04576 135 111 17 7
1261 I was like, "No thanks. Would you want to sit on anchovies all day?" 1.2296 0.04812 135 113 13 9
1262 I still hate anchovies. 1.2296 0.03712 196 160 27 9
1263 This one totally delivers. 1.2295 0.03811 183 149 26 8
1264 I recommend the thick crust for floatation purposes. 1.2294 0.04004 170 139 23 8
1265 I got mine from Amazon 1.2294 0.04004 170 139 23 8
1266 It was worth the $20 for the heated seat. 1.2294 0.04257 170 142 17 11
1267 It works great until I get hungry. 1.2293 0.04322 157 130 18 9
1268 Jealous? 1.2293 0.04028 157 127 24 6
1269 Can I have a bite of yours? 1.2292 0.04030 144 115 25 4
1270 Hi. The name's Ray. Original Ray. 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
1271 I think they got your order wrong 1.2292 0.04030 144 115 25 4
1272 It took longer than 30 minutes to get it, so it was free. 1.2291 0.03866 179 146 25 8
1273 You really need to get the new lily pad version 2.0. 1.2289 0.03976 166 135 24 7
1274 You laugh now, but in a hour it’ll draw flies 1.2289 0.03883 166 134 26 6
1275 My parents told me it was either Lily or Margherita. 1.2289 0.03976 166 135 24 7
1276 No, it's very healthy. It attracts a variety of bugs. 1.2288 0.03879 153 122 27 4
1277 It's a shame you are gluten-free. 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
1278 Im never going to starve! 1.2288 0.03879 153 122 27 4
1279 I thought we could watch the game together. 1.2288 0.03988 153 123 25 5
1280 It's a new bed and breakfast idea I'm working on 1.2288 0.03879 153 122 27 4
1281 Soon it will be a cheese and flies pie. 1.2288 0.03988 153 123 25 5
1282 I said " Can you deliver it to my pad?"and it was here faster than you can swat a fly. 1.2286 0.03838 175 142 26 7
1283 It's the fly-mosquito combo from Lilly's Pad Pizza. 1.2286 0.04166 175 146 18 11
1284 I licked the back of some toad and looked what happened. 1.2286 0.03838 175 142 26 7
1285 I just returned from Naples! 1.2286 0.03752 175 141 28 6
1286 The only thing is, it's hard to keep the crust crisp. 1.2286 0.03752 175 141 28 6
1287 Yep, it floats AND the mozzarella soothes my warts. 1.2284 0.03833 197 163 23 11
1288 They say it has something to do with the water here. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1289 It came with a little table. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1290 I know, I know! It’s cheesy! 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
1291 Monet is a fraud. He always airbrushes what he doesn't like. 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
1292 Have I told you about my new job in product development? 1.2281 0.03806 171 138 27 6
1293 I identify as an endangered species. But I find my meaning and my joy as a pizza topping! 1.2281 0.03982 171 140 23 8
1294 They're quite similar, but this one has provolone. 1.2281 0.03895 171 139 25 7
1295 I have a home decorating pondcast.” 1.2280 0.04023 193 162 18 13
1296 It's not so different from yours. It's got a cauliflower crust. 1.2279 0.04545 136 112 17 7
1297 Well, if you can think of a better way to find affordable housing, I’m all ears. 1.2278 0.03903 158 127 26 5
1298 And you can get a new one delivered in under 30 minutes. 1.2278 0.04005 158 128 24 6
1299 You're a tad too late. 1.2278 0.03799 158 126 28 4
1300 If it doesn’t attract flies within 30 minutes, it’s free. 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1301 Are you vegan? 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
1302 I'm in a DoorDash commercial about pizza, aren't I? 1.2276 0.03883 145 115 27 3
1303 I hate having to leave home for dinner. 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
1304 It’s all the rage across the pond! 1.2276 0.04458 145 120 17 8
1305 I was told Chicago style doesn't float. 1.2276 0.03758 145 114 29 2
1306 The bachelor pad is great, but I've found myself making irresponsible meal choices. 1.2276 0.04349 145 119 19 7
1307 I was doing my usual pad order on amazon, but then an ad for Pizza Hut popped up and viola! 1.2275 0.03768 167 134 28 5
1308 Slice, slice baby! 1.2275 0.03768 167 134 28 5
1309 My doctor prescribed a heat pad. 1.2275 0.03571 167 132 32 3
1310 Monet simply never thought to order pizza. 1.2275 0.04045 167 137 22 8
1311 It takes their minds off frog legs. 1.2273 0.03903 176 144 24 8
1312 Unlike the lily pad, pizza isn't biodegradable. 1.2273 0.04637 132 109 16 7
1313 They ordered a pie with frog’s legs to go. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
1314 At 99¢ a slice it’s cheaper than conventional real estate. 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
1315 Pizza is like sex, even when it’s bad it’s still pretty good. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
1316 No, anchovies make me want to croak. 1.2270 0.03850 185 152 24 9
1317 I like plain, but anchovies are the best. 1.2270 0.04290 163 136 17 10
1318 They ran out of pepperoni. So I opted for a plain. 1.2270 0.03946 141 112 26 3
1319 I opted for room and board 1.2267 0.04130 172 143 19 10
1320 No, I think it's if you sit in a pot of boiling water. 1.2267 0.04139 150 122 22 6
1321 We look alike but I am Italian 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
1322 I'm hoping to attract a teenage Princess. And I need some legal advise." 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
1323 I've never looked back. 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
1324 I thought I would try the new floating crust. 1.2265 0.03746 181 147 27 7
1325 How about dinner at my pad? 1.2264 0.03882 159 128 26 5
1326 I know it's cheesy, but it feels like home. 1.2264 0.04081 159 130 22 7
1327 The Pizza Rat delivers now. 1.2264 0.04081 159 130 22 7
1328 Your place or mine? 1.2264 0.03983 159 129 24 6
1329 Well, this one's cheesy. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1330 no rule against eating where I sit. 1.2262 0.04196 168 140 18 10
1331 No pineapple, but I'm good with anything else. 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
1332 My parents met at Woodstock. 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
1333 Did you know that pepperoni are actually newborn carnivore lily pads? 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
1334 Do you have any beer? 1.2260 0.03714 177 143 28 6
1335 I decided that gluten free is just not for me. 1.2260 0.03626 177 142 30 5
1336 So the guy said after about two days the flys will be swarming over it. 1.2258 0.03942 155 125 25 5
1337 And it came with this little white table that’s perfect for fly appetizers. 1.2258 0.04347 155 129 17 9
1338 Found it on VRBO, 'Italian villa on the water.' 1.2258 0.04047 155 126 23 6
1339 It’s great except for the occasional yeast infection. 1.2256 0.03994 164 134 23 7
1340 It floats well, but the hot Italian sausage burns. 1.2256 0.03900 164 133 25 6
1341 How’d you guess? It’s marinara 1.2256 0.04081 133 106 24 3
1342 My realtor said he could get me Mediterranean style pad in less than an hour. 1.2254 0.03766 173 140 27 6
1343 My doctor told me this will cure my hemorrhoids. 1.2254 0.04623 142 119 14 9
1344 Who ordered the large pie with locally sourced crickets? 1.2254 0.04287 142 116 20 6
1345 Crust you can trust. 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
1346 I feel like a topping. 1.2252 0.04006 151 122 24 5
1347 Only toads eat it with a fork. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1348 I hear Ms. Pac-Man is available 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
1349 I decided to redo the pad in modern Italian. 1.2250 0.04154 160 132 20 8
1350 Hop on over; it's cheese with insect toppings. 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
1351 My other pad is a gondola! 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
1352 I once was a frog and now I’m a topping. 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
1353 This might seem a little strange, but just wait until the moon hits your eye. 1.2249 0.03821 169 137 26 6
1354 It does bring more flies, but it also sticks to your butt. 1.2249 0.04174 169 141 18 10
1355 I got the idea from 'Pimp my Ride' 1.2249 0.03728 169 136 28 5
1356 Edgar A. Goetzl (email is edgoetzl@aol.com) is submitting this caption: “I’m from New York. Would you like a slice?” 1.2249 0.04088 169 140 20 9
1357 My pad is all inclusive. 1.2247 0.03608 178 143 30 5
1358 Hey! You order a deluxe double maggot Personal Pad pizza? 1.2247 0.03608 178 143 30 5
1359 Sure, it smells good and looks OK, but there’s really nothing worse than a soggy pizza. 1.2246 0.04485 138 114 17 7
1360 I'm not a vegetarian. 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
1361 They deliver 1.2245 0.04402 147 122 17 8
1362 ...and then when he croaked, until we read the will, I had no idea I inherited his pad. 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
1363 If you knew what it cost me, you'd croak. 1.2244 0.04416 156 131 15 10
1364 And since then, I've really developed a taste for cheese. 1.2244 0.03813 156 125 27 4
1365 It gives me “Pizza & Quiet” 1.2241 0.03657 174 140 29 5
1366 sometimes it feels like she took a pizza of me with her 1.2241 0.03834 174 142 25 7
1367 My pizza or your? 1.2241 0.03657 174 140 29 5
1368 If you order it well-done it floats 1.2241 0.04004 174 144 21 9
1369 The pizza delivery guy may have drowned, but that doesn't mean it's not delicious. 1.2240 0.03709 183 149 27 7
1370 And they deliver,too! 1.2240 0.04020 183 153 19 11
1371 So,yes, I’m back on carbs. 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
1372 It's too bad the dipping sauce is water . 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1373 If you kiss me, it’ll turn into pepperoni 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1374 It’s a franchise. 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
1375 It's the Princess's cheat day. 1.2238 0.04485 143 119 16 8
1376 I found a place stay that includes meals. 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
1377 It was either me or pineapple. 1.2237 0.04195 152 125 20 7
1378 I was inspired Stanley Tucci’s Exploring Italy series. It’s a mashup of food and architecture. 1.2237 0.03871 152 122 26 4
1379 It stings the tuchus a little, but it sure brings the flies. 1.2237 0.03982 152 123 24 5
1380 I prefer toadstools over mushrooms on my pizza ! 1.2237 0.03871 152 122 26 4
1381 We decided to dine in tonight. 1.2236 0.04131 161 133 20 8
1382 Beats me why no one likes anchovies. 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
1383 I don't get it, but I did just move here from New York. 1.2235 0.04066 170 141 20 9
1384 What do you mean it's kind of cheezy? 1.2235 0.03708 170 137 28 5
1385 I’m not worried. Most people don’t like frog legs on their pizza. 1.2235 0.03676 179 145 28 6
1386 It's my attempt at portion control 1.2231 0.03977 130 103 25 2
1387 ' the designer said it was Italian renaissance" 1.2230 0.03826 139 110 27 2
1388 Bake for 15 minutes at 450, else you'll have a soggy bottom. 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
1389 I told her to kiss-off! 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
1390 It’s good, but next time I’m going with the slug & worm combo. 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
1391 Then—and this makes all the difference—I put the dough in the refrigerator for three days before rolling it out... 1.2229 0.04132 166 138 19 9
1392 One more slice and I might croak. 1.2229 0.03951 166 136 23 7
1393 It's either global warming or hemorrhoids. 1.2229 0.04132 166 138 19 9
1394 The flies keep swarming my new pad. Springing for Italian floors is worth it! 1.2229 0.03857 166 135 25 6
1395 It folds into a canoe if I'm in a rush. 1.2229 0.03728 175 142 27 6
1396 First, she turns me into a frog. Then out of pity she gives me one wish for anything - anything at all. 1.2222 0.04669 144 122 12 10
1397 It's not so great. I actually ordered the pad thai. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1398 It's their 'Croak Monsieur Special', and they deliver. 1.2222 0.03871 171 140 24 7
1399 Personally, I would've skipped the pineapple. 1.2222 0.03996 144 116 24 4
1400 I get it with mushrooms and extra bugs. 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
1401 I'm from New York City where are You from? 1.2222 0.03873 144 115 26 3
1402 And the pepperoni works as pads for my tadpoles. 1.2222 0.03735 153 122 28 3
1403 They don't deliver lilies. 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
1404 You have to say it twice, really fast. 1.2222 0.03849 153 123 26 4
1405 I think I can have two more slices before things get dicey. 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1406 It is a New York Style Lily Pad - all the rage! 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
1407 ...and you can get it with or without anchovies. 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
1408 Beautiful pad, yeah, but five more kids and it’s history. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1409 You should join the Rainbow Coalition too! 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
1410 ...and I have more living space than my brother in Chicago. 1.2222 0.03594 171 137 30 4
1411 You’re Lily, right? I’m Margarita. 1.2222 0.03689 171 138 28 5
1412 You have to manifest it… 1.2222 0.04013 162 133 22 7
1413 I got the idea from HGTV! 1.2222 0.04346 144 119 18 7
1414 The New York water makes it great 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
1415 Yep, that's my name, Jeremiah. 1.2222 0.03497 171 136 32 3
1416 Yeah, it’s given my pad the pizzazz I’ve craved for a while. 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
1417 Dinner is under me! 1.2222 0.04346 144 119 18 7
1418 Because egg rolls don’t work. 1.2216 0.04020 167 138 21 8
1419 The pepperoni was more buoyant. 1.2216 0.03929 167 137 23 7
1420 You want a piece of me? 1.2215 0.03978 158 129 23 6
1421 The pizza is a big draw, but it has its downsides. 1.2215 0.04364 158 133 15 10
1422 I’m sitting on a pizza. 1.2215 0.03978 158 129 23 6
1423 Be glad your husband's mid-life crisis was home brewing, mine won't stop talking about his damn pizza oven. 1.2215 0.04175 158 131 19 8
1424 ariverdearie 1.2215 0.03769 158 127 27 4
1425 It was free after a half-hour since I don't have an address. 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
1426 I had to kiss an Italian prince, but it was well worth it. 1.2215 0.04451 149 125 15 9
1427 I'm the latest French taste experiment 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
1428 I hopped on a dropped phone and 10 minutes later it was delivered. 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
1429 And it doubles as a seat warmer. 1.2214 0.04541 140 117 15 8
1430 I've been getting compliments from everybody in the pond except the anchovies. 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
1431 It just hit me one day…lily pads are useless for attracting flies! 1.2214 0.03935 140 112 25 3
1432 I'm actually not as bad as pineapple. 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
1433 The only problem is eating myself out of house and home . 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
1434 Two for one ended. 1.2214 0.04238 131 106 21 4
1435 How's the pizza bianca? 1.2209 0.03850 172 141 24 7
1436 No, it was delivered. 1.2209 0.03796 163 132 26 5
1437 Open your mouth...I know it's in there... 1.2209 0.04084 163 135 20 8
1438 You have to go across the pond for the best ones. 1.2208 0.03714 154 123 28 3
1439 Extra cheese would have been the same price. 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
1440 Oh. And how long have you been a vegan? 1.2207 0.04639 145 123 12 10
1441 After the next slice I'll be food rich, house poor. 1.2207 0.03849 145 116 26 3
1442 brrrrup 1.2207 0.04091 145 118 22 5
1443 You'll croak even if you stay off gluten. 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
1444 . . . And that is why I am more popular than you. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
1445 I was just so tired of green. 1.2205 0.04460 127 104 18 5
1446 My architect is Italian. 1.2203 0.03860 177 146 23 8
1447 My ancestors are from Sicily. 1.2203 0.03690 177 144 27 6
1448 I know, it’s a little cheesy 1.2203 0.03511 177 142 31 4
1449 I got tired of sushi. 1.2202 0.03624 168 135 29 4
1450 I had a very good lawyer. 1.2202 0.03624 168 135 29 4
1451 'Aribbitderce.' 1.2201 0.04246 159 133 17 9
1452 It’s the closest I’ll get to a gondola in Venice. 1.2201 0.04054 159 131 21 7
1453 Pineapple? Don't be weird! 1.2200 0.04322 150 125 17 8
1454 You can take the tadpole out of the city … 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1455 Trust me -- thick crust is the way to go. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1456 This one really brings in the flies! 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1457 Lost the house in the divorce, but I'm loving bachelor life! 1.2195 0.03873 164 134 24 6
1458 The Pizza's not bad! 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1459 Tired of waiting for flies? Sick of dining out? With my patented 5 slice program, dinner comes to you. 1.2194 0.04416 155 131 14 10
1460 Yada, yada, yada, and that's how I ended up floating on a pizza pie. 1.2192 0.04291 146 121 18 7
1461 It's a pizza pad. Too soggy to eat but it attracts flies. 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
1462 Do you have any napkins? 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
1463 My own slice of heaven 1.2191 0.03840 178 147 23 8
1464 I first read about it on Ribbit then ordered from Pizza Hop. 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
1465 I really like the heated seat. 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1466 You should try the heated seat feature 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
1467 Delivery was free! 1.2189 0.03887 169 139 23 7
1468 Yeh, but if you order pepperoni the seagulls will pester the crap out of you. 1.2189 0.03977 169 140 21 8
1469 Deep dish is just a little too heavy for me. 1.2189 0.03605 169 136 29 4
1470 When I said I live at Sal and Carmine’s I wasn’t kidding. 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
1471 Cheese is all I can afford right now,I hope to start adding toppings soon. 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1472 Don’t laugh! It’s done wonders for my hemorrhoids. 1.2188 0.04827 128 108 12 8
1473 Wife is an interior designer . 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
1474 Any sign that those mushrooms are starting to kick in yet? 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
1475 As a matter of fact my whole family is Italian. 1.2186 0.03767 183 151 24 8
1476 It has a good rise. 1.2185 0.03975 151 123 23 5
1477 It’s unsinkable. I had it made with White Lily flour. 1.2184 0.03539 174 140 30 4
1478 Can you guess if it is New York or Chicago style? 1.2184 0.03810 174 143 24 7
1479 The thin pad is nice, but I prefer the deep dish. 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
1480 Ever since I changed my name to Prince formally known as Frog, I’ve been getting kissed a lot more. 1.2183 0.04370 142 118 17 7
1481 Oh,and by the way, it’s thin crust. 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
1482 Next time we’ll get the McRibbit. 1.2182 0.03946 165 136 22 7
1483 I got a guy in the city that makes these with anchovies 1.2182 0.03655 165 133 28 4
1484 The princess kisses you and turns your lily pad into a pizza. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
1485 Yeah, I'm from New York. Why? 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
1486 It’s a perk if you’re Italian. 1.2179 0.03671 156 125 28 3
1487 Soggy or not, mine tastes better than yours. 1.2179 0.03671 156 125 28 3
1488 Try it. Your ass will be happy. 1.2179 0.04294 156 131 16 9
1489 Last one I had was a stuffed crust but it was too much like sitting in a dinghy 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
1490 If I can stick by my diet, I'm in great shape - this floats my boat. 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
1491 Do you want extra flies on yours? 1.2179 0.03995 156 128 22 6
1492 It's straight from Italy. 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
1493 When I get more dough, I’ll get some add-ons. 1.2179 0.03671 156 125 28 3
1494 Pizza gives me acid reflux 1.2179 0.03737 179 147 25 7
1495 I said I wanted a lilypad with 'no flower' I didn't mean gluten free! 1.2179 0.03902 179 149 21 9
1496 This is a slice of heaven 1.2177 0.04373 147 123 16 8
1497 Pac-Man must have had a change of heart. 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
1498 I just wanted to warm my buns before I croak. 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
1499 I heard the Princess likes pizza. 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
1500 It’s the last thing on my bucket list before I croak. 1.2177 0.04373 147 123 16 8
1501 I used to be a picky eater, too. 1.2177 0.03678 147 117 28 2
1502 Technically, it's a mid eastern flatbread. 1.2176 0.03586 170 137 29 4
1503 My flotation device is much tastier than yours. 1.2176 0.03682 170 138 27 5
1504 Give pizza chance. 1.2174 0.04570 138 116 14 8
1505 With the recent surge in real estate around these parts, I’m sitting on a lot dough. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1506 Then the moon hit the sky and this fell into the pond. That's amore. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1507 I chose myself as the one topping. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1508 It was an everything pizza. 1.2174 0.03707 161 130 27 4
1509 Yes, I have tried deep-dish. But it sinks. 1.2174 0.04104 161 134 19 8
1510 I know it's a little cheesy, but I call it "home." 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1511 Oh, this isn't considered wetlands anymore so why not a pizza joint? 1.2171 0.03790 175 144 24 7
1512 Oh this, I found it near the sewer and realized it attracts more flies. 1.2171 0.03703 175 143 26 6
1513 Care to come over to my pad? I ordered a pizza. 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
1514 They're considering frogs legs as a topping. 1.2171 0.04269 152 127 17 8
1515 My designer?" "Pads by Lilly. 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
1516 It's called the pizzapad, it got great reviews from the Amazon 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
1517 Yeh but the turtles are eating me out of house and home. 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
1518 I can smell your cunt! 1.2171 0.04469 152 129 13 10
1519 Yes I do love the color! only problem is I have to replace the darn thing every time friends come over. 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
1520 I tried a taco but it didn't work 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
1521 Come over to my pad and we can have dinner. 1.2169 0.03734 166 135 26 5
1522 I see you've gone gluten free. 1.2168 0.04227 143 118 19 6
1523 Sorry, but why would I trade slices with you? 1.2168 0.04227 143 118 19 6
1524 They said I could get it free if I could provide a topping that they couldn't. So I stepped on it. 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1525 My decorator? Name’s Luigi something. 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
1526 Like the Pizza-pad? 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1527 I am one kiss away from being a drag-queen. 1.2164 0.04539 134 112 15 7
1528 Just a slice of the good life 1.2164 0.04015 134 108 23 3
1529 I'm an Italian frog. 1.2164 0.04015 134 108 23 3
1530 I find that flies are suckers for this pizza paint-on leaf. 1.2164 0.04285 134 110 19 5
1531 »Next Wednesday between twelve and five we can get two for the price of one.« 1.2162 0.04450 148 125 14 9
1532 It’s the New York water that makes it so good. 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
1533 Now. that I'm retired , I got myself a piece of the pie 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
1534 I wish Dad was still around so he could see how well I've done. 1.2160 0.03686 162 131 27 4
1535 'Beer commercial royalties.' 1.2160 0.04081 162 135 19 8
1536 Got room on your pad for me, my pizza pad is about to sink. 1.2160 0.03986 162 134 21 7
1537 It's the same size and attracts flies, what's not to get? 1.2160 0.04626 125 104 15 6
1538 I know, I’m sorry, plant-based just wasn’t for me! 1.2159 0.03771 176 145 24 7
1539 If we're going to make it in this world, we are going to have to think outside the box. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1540 You think this lily pad is too cheesy? 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1541 Hopperoni. 1.2158 0.03923 139 112 24 3
1542 It’s not sliced. I rippit.” 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
1543 Not bad, but I prefer Chicago deep dish! 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
1544 Turns out she wanted me to have more pizzazz. 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
1545 It's got extra hoppings. 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
1546 It’s a great butt warmer! 1.2157 0.04141 153 127 19 7
1547 It attracts the BEST flies! 1.2157 0.03817 153 124 25 4
1548 It was a definite "no" on the pineapple. 1.2156 0.03514 167 134 30 3
1549 I find that it satisfies the gators. 1.2155 0.03616 181 148 27 6
1550 It’s a hybrid lily I discovered on my travels in Italy. 1.2155 0.03700 181 149 25 7
1551 Wanna come over to my pad for some pizza, Netflix and chill? 1.2153 0.03838 144 116 25 3
1552 Oh, it really delivers. 1.2153 0.03709 144 115 27 2
1553 ... but it's Pad Thai Pizza! 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
1554 …plus, it keeps my bum warm 1.2153 0.04314 144 120 17 7
1555 You can call me Papa John. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
1556 I'm just not ready to own. 1.2153 0.03709 144 115 27 2
1557 On a big pzza pie, that's Amore. 1.2152 0.03739 158 128 26 4
1558 Lousy pizza, but great pad - it attracts flies! 1.2152 0.03846 158 129 24 5
1559 Your birthday present was the best. I love crayons. 1.2152 0.03949 158 130 22 6
1560 They forgot the pepperoni. 1.2152 0.03739 158 128 26 4
1561 I picked off all the flies. 1.2151 0.03643 172 140 27 5
1562 How do you feel about pineapple? 1.2151 0.03735 172 141 25 6
1563 This is extremely painful." - Frog who is allergic to chees 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1564 Get the snails-and-flies pie. That's my favorite! 1.2148 0.04629 135 114 13 8
1565 'We make the pies, you add the flies.' I'm blowing the pizza market wide open, Jeremiah! 1.2148 0.04508 135 113 15 7
1566 Is it too cheesy? 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1567 They heated it so gradually I didn't realize I was getting stuck. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1568 No, Man! If you control the urge to jump, the pepperoni brings you into a new sensory reality! 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1569 It attracts more flies without the gluten free crust. 1.2148 0.04212 149 124 18 7
1570 It's better than eating flies. 1.2148 0.04212 149 124 18 7
1571 The only downside is having to scrape the cheese off of the flies. 1.2148 0.04319 149 125 16 8
1572 It's a plant-based pizza nestled in a swamp-based sauce. 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
1573 Ceci n'est pas une pizza. 1.2147 0.03964 163 135 21 7
1574 I'd prefer a different topping! 1.2147 0.03768 163 133 25 5
1575 It's the latest topping in France. 1.2147 0.04058 163 136 19 8
1576 It's not de-lily, it's DiGiorno! 1.2147 0.03867 163 134 23 6
1577 The guys love to come to my pad to party. 1.2147 0.03768 163 133 25 5
1578 Yeah, I got it in thirty minutes. 1.2147 0.04000 177 149 18 10
1579 I bet she'll wish she specified the toppings more clearly 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1580 The pizza's soggy, but I'm a whiz at fractions. 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
1581 My nutritionist and designer both recommended it. 1.2143 0.03898 140 113 24 3
1582 You should try the new delivery service out here. 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
1583 What do you mean, "unnatural"? It's 100% organic with no preservatives! 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
1584 You've tried the rest, now try the best! 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
1585 You want a piece of my pizza pad? 1.2143 0.03764 140 112 26 2
1586 It's the Lake Como special. 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
1587 Can I come over to your pad? Mine’s a little crusty. 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1588 I'm clueless--but if it's due to climate change we're in luck. 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
1589 well, of course it's vegetarian! 1.2138 0.03718 159 129 26 4
1590 It’s the ‘check engine’ light again. 1.2138 0.04027 159 132 20 7
1591 You have to ask for more tomato sauce and cheese, that's all. 1.2138 0.03824 159 130 24 5
1592 It really is the Central Park water that makes the difference. 1.2138 0.03824 159 130 24 5
1593 What makes you think that I'm Italian? 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1594 It’s decorative vinyl. Totally waterproof. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1595 Had a coupon for a Personal Pad Pizza, $8.99. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1596 The chef said that I should sit here until he prepares the Cuisses de Grenouille 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1597 The delivery company messed up. I ordered anchovies. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
1598 When I brought it home from the dealer, my wife nearly croaked. 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
1599 If you think this is somethin' you should see my Chicago pad! 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
1600 I see the delivery guy stole a slice out of yours too! 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
1601 Yea, I don't get it either. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1602 It's a great platform for hunting; plus it draws more flies than anything else I've tried that i'd want to sit on! 1.2134 0.04035 164 137 19 8
1603 It’s a diner cruise. 1.2134 0.03942 164 136 21 7
1604 I stole it from a turtle. 1.2133 0.04292 150 126 16 8
1605 Ciao, io sono Prince Lorenzo De’Medici. 1.2133 0.03853 150 122 24 4
1606 I can gather friends without croaking. 1.2133 0.04187 150 125 18 7
1607 It's an invasive species--the Pizza Lily 1.2133 0.03967 150 123 22 5
1608 I miss Calzone Larry. 1.2133 0.04078 150 124 20 6
1609 Care for a slice? 1.2133 0.03853 150 122 24 4
1610 A rat stole a slice. 1.2132 0.03962 136 110 23 3
1611 I got the combo. It has various flying insects with extra dragon flies of course. 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
1612 It's precarious when I'm on my last slice. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1613 Symmetry is overrated - I’m going in for my second slice. 1.2132 0.04598 136 115 13 8
1614 I may upgrade to a thick crust for my sciatica. 1.2130 0.04126 169 143 16 10
1615 Believe it or not, this pizza was still hot when it got here. 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
1616 I find it gets sticky on really hot days. 1.2129 0.04092 155 129 19 7
1617 The warm mozzarella is soothing. 1.2129 0.04193 155 130 17 8
1618 It was free - they missed the 30-minute delivery window. 1.2129 0.04292 155 131 15 9
1619 It's why all the croakers come to my pad for a good time. 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
1620 No,Prince of France. Why? 1.2128 0.04365 141 118 16 7
1621 What did I think of Europe? Italian chefs are geniuses; French chefs are barbarians. 1.2126 0.03785 174 144 23 7
1622 Oh, you should absolutely try it. The stuffed crust is especially buoyant. 1.2125 0.03904 160 132 22 6
1623 My pizza pad comes without roots. 1.2125 0.03589 160 129 28 3
1624 Anchovies are to die for. 1.2125 0.03802 160 131 24 5
1625 When has ribbit ever worked? I say pizza-it one time and BAM! 1.2125 0.04195 160 135 16 9
1626 I'm testing a new pizza. Frogmore. 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
1627 Fly toppings are extra... 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
1628 Hop by my pad for a slice or two later? 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
1629 Ribetivi, ribetivi. 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
1630 Now, if I could just solve the problem of the soggy crust. 1.2123 0.04148 146 121 19 6
1631 Figured to improve my chances of a kiss. 1.2123 0.04260 146 122 17 7
1632 And it never gets soggy! 1.2123 0.04260 146 122 17 7
1633 Trust me... you want the thick crust. 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
1634 I tried lasagna but it didn't make the cut. 1.2121 0.04438 132 110 16 6
1635 They heated us up slowly, so I didn't notice. 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
1636 This color looks great with my skin tone. 1.2121 0.03626 165 134 27 4
1637 Totally GMO, other than the flies. 1.2121 0.03920 165 137 21 7
1638 Io sono Italiano! 1.2121 0.03726 165 135 25 5
1639 I have Italian family... 1.2121 0.04193 165 140 15 10
1640 I am going to finish eating this pizza before I croak. 1.2121 0.04438 132 110 16 6
1641 Your pizza pad or mine? 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
1642 It cost me some real Monet. 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
1643 Has the moon hit your eye yet? I’m still waiting for that engagement ring. 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
1644 Its an Italian 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
1645 If you tried the fly-eroni style, you'd be riveted too 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
1646 Gotta kiss a lot of lily pads but your ship will come in. 1.2118 0.03930 170 142 20 8
1647 I suggest thick crust. Better buoyancy. 1.2117 0.04448 137 115 15 7
1648 How YOU doin’? 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
1649 I should've said hold the jalapenos 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
1650 It"s "NAPOLITANSK" from IKEA. 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
1651 It’s the Lily Pad special! 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
1652 My memento from being kissed by Sophia Loren. 1.2115 0.04068 156 130 19 7
1653 Where ya think imma hop when the gentrifiers take another slice? 1.2115 0.04169 156 131 17 8
1654 Yeah, it's the new green. 1.2114 0.04654 123 103 14 6
1655 I’m afraid the tadpoles will eat me out of house and home. 1.2113 0.03717 142 114 26 2
1656 It was delivered late, so my first month's mortgage was waived. 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
1657 I’m floatin’ here! 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
1658 A pond, a pizza, and a pal...what could be better? 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
1659 Just ask for extra toppings. 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
1660 Terrible news! The New Yorker is coloring its cartoons. 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
1661 I find Deep Dish more stable. 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
1662 I needed something that says "Me" 1.2112 0.04171 161 136 16 9
1663 Well, I asked AI to improve my lily pad and this is what it came up with. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1664 I got the Hawaiian because pepperoni makes me jumpy. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1665 I love this place, but they forgot my side of flies 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
1666 The deep dish was too ostentatious. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1667 My decorator is big into repurposing. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
1668 'Wanna be your own boss, too? There are still franchises available!" 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
1669 My golf pro says I need to stop slicing. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
1670 The tricky part is keeping it hot 1.2109 0.04342 147 124 15 8
1671 I just went hopping and ended up a topping. 1.2109 0.04342 147 124 15 8
1672 I always leave Naples at this time of year. 1.2108 0.03706 166 136 25 5
1673 I was hungry. 1.2108 0.03898 166 138 21 7
1674 ... and I'm never hungry. 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
1675 My grandmother came from Naples. 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
1676 Allora, I told you I have Italian roots. 1.2105 0.03996 171 144 18 9
1677 It's a 'four seasons', you can use it all year round. 1.2105 0.04029 152 126 20 6
1678 It’s a sweet pad and I don’t have to do anything, the flies come to me. 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
1679 I can't resist museum shops. Today Monet, tomorrow Picasso. 1.2105 0.04136 152 127 18 7
1680 It was a cheaper listing than anything rent controlled. 1.2105 0.04408 133 111 16 6
1681 Ribbit.Ribbit. Pizza. Pizza. 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
1682 Since when did you go vegan? 1.2105 0.03909 171 143 20 8
1683 I'm redecorating. 1.2102 0.03942 157 130 21 6
1684 I got us the prince size 1.2102 0.04144 157 132 17 8
1685 After a few days, this thing will attract more flies than you ever dreamed of! 1.2102 0.03837 157 129 23 5
1686 The pad is always brighter on the other side 1.2102 0.03618 157 127 27 3
1687 Don’t worry, it’s gluten free” 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1688 You can have a slice, but I already picked the flies off. 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
1689 Largemouth Bass ate it. 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
1690 Hey there,jump on over to my pad for a slice. 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1691 Come on over! I swear it's gluten free. 1.2099 0.04054 162 136 18 8
1692 It’s the very latest in culinary art. 1.2099 0.03760 162 133 24 5
1693 I said, Mr. Frog, on Pond Creek Road. They delivered in less then 20 minutes. 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
1694 I just figured if I didn't do it now while I'm still young and single and had a few bucks I never would. 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
1695 No, it’s not gluten-free, but it does float. 1.2098 0.04309 143 120 16 7
1696 Thick crust has changed the world. 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
1697 You wanted "Famous Original Ray's Real Pizza," not "Real Original Ray's Famous Pizza." 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
1698 Of all the Pizza joints in all the Ponds in all the world she hops into mine! 1.2096 0.04147 167 142 15 10
1699 My crust gets more kisses than me 1.2095 0.03745 148 120 25 3
1700 I'm thinking about adding pepperoni to spice up the decor. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1701 Ribbitaliano! 1.2095 0.04207 148 124 17 7
1702 Yeah, ‘Turns out Pizza-Rat is delivering for Door-dash now. 1.2095 0.04315 148 125 15 8
1703 I kissed it and it turned into a pizza. 1.2095 0.03983 148 122 21 5
1704 When you order on Mondays you get three toppings for free. 1.2093 0.04627 129 109 13 7
1705 I know a guy who knows a guy. 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
1706 I AM originally from the City. How'd you guess? 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
1707 You can't top this! 1.2093 0.03760 129 103 25 1
1708 I never know how much to tip the delivery guy. 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
1709 And they say climate change isn't real. 1.2092 0.04111 153 128 18 7
1710 People always throw away pizza with pineapple on it. 1.2092 0.03896 153 126 22 5
1711 Greetings from Margheritaville! 1.2092 0.03896 153 126 22 5
1712 Apparently, ‘ribbet, ribbet’ in human speak means ‘pizza, pizza’. 1.2092 0.04005 153 127 20 6
1713 We got ours to go. 1.2092 0.03427 153 122 30 1
1714 New York City rats like it so I thought I'd give it a try! 1.2092 0.04111 153 128 18 7
1715 At first I wasn't sure, but it's really homemade. 1.2092 0.04005 153 127 20 6
1716 Did you eat a slice? 1.2092 0.03550 153 123 28 2
1717 This is great. A cruise including meals. 1.2090 0.03830 134 108 24 2
1718 I got a sponsorship. 1.2090 0.04504 134 113 14 7
1719 Have you tried the new hopping topping? 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
1720 I asked for flies but settled for anchovies 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
1721 So they import real New York tap water and that's what makes the crust so airy. 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
1722 I licked a prince. 1.2089 0.04120 158 133 17 8
1723 It was either this or the sauce pan. 1.2089 0.03366 158 126 31 1
1724 The flavor really changed when I started eating gluten again. 1.2089 0.03815 158 130 23 5
1725 The sales person said the pizza-pad made me look cooler. 1.2089 0.03919 158 131 21 6
1726 I miss Gary Larson. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1727 What, you're telling me you've never met an Italian frog before? 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
1728 Where else? Amazon.com.. 1.2086 0.04506 139 118 13 8
1729 As "pizza" it's stupid. As "fly bait" it's genius. 1.2086 0.03885 139 113 23 3
1730 I went with thin crust. Deep dish doesn’t work in a small pond. 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
1731 My doctor prescribed it...hemorrhoids. 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
1732 Turns out that Friday is my lucky day. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
1733 Gluten free,soy cheese,completely water proofed. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
1734 Thin Crust, trust me, you'll never go back. 1.2086 0.03885 139 113 23 3
1735 I think it's something I ate 1.2086 0.03636 163 133 26 4
1736 If you share your pad, I'll share my pizza. 1.2086 0.03936 163 136 20 7
1737 I redecorated after my trip to Italy. 1.2083 0.04124 168 143 15 10
1738 I assume yours is gluten-free? 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
1739 My theory is that the French won't cut my legs off if they taste like pizza. 1.2083 0.03856 168 140 21 7
1740 It's a magnet for flies. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
1741 Welcome to life on golden crust pond. 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
1742 I said peace lily. 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
1743 I decided keto wasn’t for me 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
1744 It’s not a pizza pad, Rob, it’s a pizzazz pad. 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
1745 I’m looking a princess who likes pizza. 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
1746 Who doesn’t love margaritas? 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
1747 I'm trying to go viral on TikTok as a new topping trend 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
1748 It's a custom pad in Your Favorite Food motif! 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
1749 Do you think the HOA will allow it? 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
1750 Deep dish doesn't float.... 1.2078 0.03873 154 127 22 5
1751 The answer is a lemon. 1.2078 0.03873 154 127 22 5
1752 It’s the original Ray’s Original 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
1753 …and it came topped with flies! 1.2075 0.03687 159 130 25 4
1754 Why don't you come over to my pad and add some color to your life? 1.2075 0.03687 159 130 25 4
1755 I picked it up in the Med off Sicily. 1.2075 0.03998 159 133 19 7
1756 Kiss yours, maybe will get breadsticks. 1.2074 0.04473 135 114 14 7
1757 My ass is radioactive. 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
1758 I'll share if I can come over to your place. 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1759 My change of residence has caused me to burp more than croak. 1.2074 0.03805 135 109 24 2
1760 Freud would never have understood us. 1.2074 0.04473 135 114 14 7
1761 "I see you just got the plain one" 1.2074 0.04473 135 114 14 7
1762 Slice to meet you. 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1763 I’m carb loading this week. 1.2073 0.03817 164 136 22 6
1764 I wish they would leave off the mushrooms 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
1765 I think you've been nibbling on those mushrooms again! 1.2071 0.03991 140 115 21 4
1766 I 'd like to switch pads, but I'm stuck here. 1.2071 0.04241 140 117 17 6
1767 The lily pad is always tastier on the other side. 1.2071 0.03646 169 139 25 5
1768 It attracts more bugs 1.2071 0.03646 169 139 25 5
1769 Sure, it's rent-controlled, but my landlord doesn't allow pineapple. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
1770 They say WE'RE poisonous but wait till they try gluten! 1.2069 0.04023 145 120 20 5
1771 Sure, you can eat bugs, but... 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
1772 My Mother's family were Italian Tree Frogs 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
1773 Yes, I’m into recycling. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
1774 . . . . and they deliver! 1.2069 0.03902 145 119 22 4
1775 As I get older, I realize I need a more stable platform. 1.2069 0.03902 145 119 22 4
1776 I couldn’t pass up a large pie for $4.99. 1.2067 0.03700 150 122 25 3
1777 My ancestors were Italian 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
1778 I'm from New Haven 1.2067 0.03819 150 123 23 4
1779 I only wanted a slice, but they gave me the whole thing. 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
1780 Yeah, but the Chicago ones sink right to the bottom of the swamp. 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
1781 The caption-contest creators really phoned it in this week. 1.2067 0.04262 150 127 15 8
1782 Chat GPT says that the alligators would prefer lily pads to pizza -- so far, so good. 1.2067 0.03819 150 123 23 4
1783 It looks better than it tastes. How about yours? 1.2067 0.04046 150 125 19 6
1784 Don't excrete where you eat! 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
1785 Yah, the crust is soggy but this ain't NYC. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1786 Finally, a lily pad with pizzaz! 1.2066 0.04682 121 102 13 6
1787 I have cheese and anchovies 1.2065 0.03627 155 126 26 3
1788 The only downside is the weight gain. 1.2065 0.03958 155 129 20 6
1789 A pizza crust keeps you afloat longer. 1.2065 0.04164 155 131 16 8
1790 A princess kissed it. 1.2065 0.04164 155 131 16 8
1791 anything can be anything if you put your mind to it. 1.2063 0.04073 160 135 17 8
1792 With their 20% off coupon, the first slice is toadally free! 1.2063 0.03875 160 133 21 6
1793 It’s a great place to eat. 1.2063 0.04073 160 135 17 8
1794 I'm neither lactose nor gluten intolerant. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1795 Ayyyyy I'm a gabagool frog, ehhhhh! 1.2061 0.04688 131 112 11 8
1796 It’s a home AND a meal. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1797 Jump on, they ordered extra frog. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1798 And then wham! It hit me right in the eye... 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1799 And the best part is,I get to the other side of the pond in 30 minutes or less. 1.2061 0.03697 165 136 24 5
1800 It's an acquired taste. 1.2061 0.03697 165 136 24 5
1801 I won it at the arcade playing Frogger... 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
1802 It’s just a slice of amphibian paradise. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
1803 Please let me come home, Marlene 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
1804 It beats pond scum! 1.2059 0.03780 136 110 24 2
1805 Order it without the pepperoni. They float better " 1.2059 0.03530 170 139 27 4
1806 You know, I never really cared much for deep dish pizza until I discovered this. 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
1807 Alligators and birds are a real problem now. 1.2057 0.04447 141 120 13 8
1808 I ordered a margarita, but after a half hour they brought me this. 1.2057 0.03835 141 115 23 3
1809 I just got sick of the same old, same old." 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
1810 ...and when I realized it was the meat protein that was causing problems I went full vegan. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
1811 Yeah, the red peppers are delicious, but not comfy to sit on. 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
1812 Our favorite part was the Amalfi Coast… 1.2057 0.04213 141 118 17 6
1813 It's weird how they come one slice short every time. 1.2055 0.04445 146 125 12 9
1814 I was a little hungry on the drive over. 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
1815 Is it art or is it pizza? 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
1816 Mine is from iHop, where’d you get yours? 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
1817 I have nightmares about French-Italian fusion chefs. 1.2053 0.04130 151 127 17 7
1818 It’s a Banksy. 1.2053 0.04236 151 128 15 8
1819 It's a prototype for my new app idea. Think Airbnb meets GrubHub. 1.2051 0.03935 156 130 20 6
1820 Yeaaa, I was told that I'm an Autumn" 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
1821 It’s an old Venetian recipe. 1.2051 0.03828 156 129 22 5
1822 I shall now be known as homeslice. 1.2050 0.03646 161 132 25 4
1823 How long do you think a three-cheese pizza will float? 1.2050 0.03853 161 134 21 6
1824 You ordered extra flies on that, yes,? 1.2050 0.04144 161 137 15 9
1825 I was eating a slice of pepperoni pizza and suddenly, "Poof!" 1.2050 0.04049 161 136 17 8
1826 how does it feel on your bum? 1.2050 0.03853 161 134 21 6
1827 It's my home away from home. I call it my pizza pad. 1.2050 0.03853 161 134 21 6
1828 I like to be on top of the food chain. 1.2050 0.03646 161 132 25 4
1829 My other pad is a Lamborghini. 1.2050 0.03853 161 134 21 6
1830 My friends call me Luigi. 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
1831 I suppose you could say that--both physically and emotionally--pizza keeps me afloat. 1.2048 0.03964 166 140 18 8
1832 Did you bring the beer? 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
1833 So, you're still a vegetarian? 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1834 did you take the slice? 1.2047 0.03608 171 141 25 5
1835 They say is's supposed to attract flies. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1836 I’m half French, half Italian. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1837 You told me you were bringing the Chianti! 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
1838 Too cheesy? It was on sale. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1839 Day old, also very versatile . 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
1840 My other pad is a Pac-Man. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
1841 It is a pizza. I am now a vegetarian, so this is my lunch. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
1842 The warm sauce is great for my arthritis and it attracts flies! 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
1843 Sorry Charlie, I need more color in my life. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
1844 The genie's three wishes? I wished to be like a prince in a fairy tale, to fix my speech impediment, and finally peace with a pad. 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
1845 It's not Digiorno's 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
1846 yes. it is rather crowded, but it draws flies. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
1847 I can get a new one delivered on my app. 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
1848 I ordered the large with extra crickets! 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
1849 I really wish we knew where those Budweiser frogs went 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
1850 I'm glad I decided on the upgrade 1.2042 0.03811 142 116 23 3
1851 So he says to me, ‘if you can come to my outdoor restaurant every night to take care of the crickets, I’ll make it worth your while.’ 1.2042 0.04418 142 121 13 8
1852 So I sez, I ain’t nobody’s topping. 1.2042 0.04418 142 121 13 8
1853 I thought pineapple was bad. But frog’s legs? 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
1854 I should have ordered French flies. 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
1855 The last thing I remember was some guy requested frog legs on his pizza 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
1856 It's OK, as long as there is no Pineapple! 1.2041 0.03973 147 122 20 5
1857 I ordered take-out. 1.2041 0.04089 147 123 18 6
1858 And then she wouldn’t kiss me after I ate all the anchovies. 1.2041 0.03731 147 120 24 3
1859 Who needs a princess when you’ve got pizza 1.2041 0.04201 147 124 16 7
1860 They said to me 'Pick out the pod that most speaks to you'. 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
1861 It was free after 30 ribbits. 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
1862 Yeh,when that pizza boy came,we thought nah, but this works 1.2041 0.04089 147 123 18 6
1863 It's a plant-based pizza. 1.2039 0.03887 152 126 21 5
1864 Go fuck yourself, Ron. 1.2039 0.04210 152 129 15 8
1865 You can also order one that looks like Pac-Man. 1.2039 0.04210 152 129 15 8
1866 It’s nice, other than being delivered cold. 1.2039 0.04105 152 128 17 7
1867 At first, I wanted Pac-Man, but my designer pointed out that pizza would attract more flies. 1.2039 0.04105 152 128 17 7
1868 I used to be a Prince, then I didn't tip the Uber Eats guy. 1.2039 0.03998 152 127 19 6
1869 They say honey...But I say you catch more flies with pizza! 1.2039 0.03773 152 125 23 4
1870 So I said, ‘And what if I want to eat where I sit?’ 1.2039 0.03998 152 127 19 6
1871 Invite me to your pad. I’ll bring a couple of slices. 1.2038 0.03585 157 128 26 3
1872 It's easier to maneuver than my tortilla 1.2038 0.03585 157 128 26 3
1873 And it’s a fly magnet. 1.2038 0.03806 157 130 22 5
1874 The old, still pond I, a fat frog, jump on in The smell of pizza 1.2038 0.03806 157 130 22 5
1875 You can take me out of New York, but you can't take New York out of me. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1876 Apparently they fire you and throw the pizzas out when you substitute toadstool for mushrooms. 1.2031 0.04486 128 108 14 6
1877 I’m telling you, those mushrooms I found completely changed my outlook on life. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
1878 Mamma says we're Sicilian. 1.2030 0.04498 133 113 13 7
1879 Well, sure, green is healthy, but do really want to spend your life sitting on a leaf and eating flies? 1.2030 0.04498 133 113 13 7
1880 These pads are gluten free. 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
1881 Free delivery and arrives in 30 minutes, or you get your money back. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
1882 what do you say your pad or mine tonight? 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
1883 I thought, " If the reeds can wear bow ties, I can ride pizza." 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
1884 I photoshopped it 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
1885 Finding food is so easy now! 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1886 A topping? I don't understand the question. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1887 A princess, a sorority sister, I mean, it can't hurt. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1888 When the moon hits you bad, like a big pizza pad, that's amore 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
1889 ...and they deliver it to whichever side of the pond I'm on... 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1890 I see you went for the gluten free option 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
1891 So, you’re gluten and dairy-free? 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1892 Bought it online - claims you'll jump higher and longer. 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1893 I was headed to the New York Botanical Garden but was sidetracked and ended up on Arther Ave. 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1894 One of the perks of working for BogDash Delivery 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
1895 I thought she was going to kiss me, but....... 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1896 Printing this pizza in color cost the New Yorker millions. Thanks, Dan! 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1897 Yes, it's guaranteed. 30 minutes or less. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1898 You should check out the deep dish in the next pond. 1.2027 0.03830 148 122 22 4
1899 You’re right, it’s cheesy. 1.2027 0.03582 148 120 26 2
1900 It's nice and warm, but the anchovies kinda resent it. 1.2027 0.04063 148 124 18 6
1901 I know, it's cheesy. 1.2027 0.04063 148 124 18 6
1902 Kiss me. I'll turn into a little Caesar. 1.2026 0.03864 153 127 21 5
1903 It’s great flypaper. 1.2026 0.03751 153 126 23 4
1904 I picked it up on vacation in New York. 1.2025 0.03676 158 130 24 4
1905 I asked for extra anchovies 1.2025 0.03709 163 135 23 5
1906 The other slice works great as bait, you know. 1.2023 0.03663 173 144 23 6
1907 I decided to splurge before I croak. 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
1908 It attracts flies— and princesses. 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
1909 Ya,I prefer the plain cheese option. I kept sliding off the pepperoni one. 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
1910 This beats them all for flavor 1.2016 0.03963 124 101 21 2
1911 Does your’s have a seat warmer too? 1.2016 0.03794 124 100 23 1
1912 To paraphrase Nietzsche, 'Life sucks and then you croak.' 1.2016 0.03963 124 101 21 2
1913 Cheese, tomato sauce, sausage, NO FROG'S LEGS! 1.2016 0.04588 129 110 12 7
1914 Did I mention I studied abroad in Rome? 1.2016 0.03872 129 105 22 2
1915 It's not as good when it's cold. 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
1916 We’re lucky Donald chose pizza over draining the swamp. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1917 Whaddya mean, you’re not doing the beer ad anymore? 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1918 The moon hit my eye... then, this! 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1919 I asked for something with pizzazz, they heard pizza. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1920 As luck would have it I kissed a gay interior designer. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1921 I'm nursing a hangover 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1922 I'm French-Italian"...said the frog sitting on a pizza pie 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
1923 Legalize Marinara! 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
1924 I'm allergic to lily pads. 1.2014 0.04232 139 117 16 6
1925 This motherfucker 1.2014 0.04471 144 124 11 9
1926 Got the idea from pizza rat. 1.2014 0.04248 144 122 15 7
1927 I'm hoping for an Italian princess. 1.2014 0.04248 144 122 15 7
1928 What can I say? I'm proud of my Italian roots. 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
1929 Let me join you, and you can have some pizza. 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1930 It’s from that new place on the other side of the pond. They deliver. 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
1931 How long did it take for you to find that lily pad? I got mine delivered in 20 minutes! 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
1932 It's great for attracting flies. 1.2013 0.04038 149 125 18 6
1933 I'm a vegan too but you'll love the pepperoni! 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
1934 I see why they call it “comfort food.” 1.2013 0.04159 154 131 15 8
1935 Pads are out. Pies are in. 1.2013 0.03841 154 128 21 5
1936 Yes, the the pizza rat was right, pizza tastes much better. 1.2013 0.03613 154 126 25 3
1937 Thank you,it's thrifted! 1.2013 0.03494 154 125 27 2
1938 White sauce wouldn’t have attracted you. 1.2013 0.03950 154 129 19 6
1939 Oh,yeah. New York was a blast. 1.2013 0.04260 154 132 13 9
1940 It’s my dough buoy. 1.2013 0.03655 159 131 24 4
1941 The flies love it! 1.2000 0.03818 155 129 21 5
1942 You want flies with that? 1.2000 0.04544 125 106 13 6
1943 It’s not ORIGINAL Ray’s pizza. 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
1944 Climate change! 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
1945 We may need to dive for the cannoli. 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
1946 They were all out of flies. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
1947 It’s the crust. 1.2000 0.04123 150 127 16 7
1948 Much tastier than lily! 1.2000 0.04310 135 114 15 6
1949 If it’s biodegradable, it’s not litter. 1.2000 0.04106 145 122 17 6
1950 Frog legs are fine. It's pineapple that they hate. 1.2000 0.03707 155 128 23 4
1951 Humans have edible underwear - so I figured, "Why not?" 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
1952 Twenty nine minutes later, I was sitting on hot pizza in the pond. 1.2000 0.04325 140 119 14 7
1953 Localizzazione,localizzazione,localizzazione. 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
1954 It's OK. It's Gluten Free! 1.2000 0.04134 155 132 15 8
1955 Then the Dominos just started to fall... 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
1956 Make sure to order extra flies. 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
1957 It's not delivery, it's Digiorno 1.2000 0.03820 140 115 22 3
1958 I kneaded a nice place to settle down. 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
1959 It attracts flies. 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
1960 They wouldn’t deliver but I toad it here. 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
1961 Oh, fuck! 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
1962 What can I say? It’s the Lamborghini of lily pads. 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
1963 And then I said, "Just cut it into six slices. I'm not hungry enough to eat eight." 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
1964 I thought it was colorful 1.2000 0.03592 155 127 25 3
1965 I went in for a new lily, but I left with tomato and cheese 1.2000 0.03926 155 130 19 6
1966 I did need help to fill out the Solar Renewable Energy Certificate." 1.2000 0.04106 145 122 17 6
1967 You can beat your sweet ass Monet's not painting this one 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
1968 If I get her to kiss me I turn into a Gondolier! 1.2000 0.04423 130 110 14 6
1969 I call it my new Slice-of lifestyle. 1.2000 0.03784 150 124 22 4
1970 It's from some roided up turtles I met in the sewers. 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
1971 Wait for it- it’s a Margher-ribbit pizza. 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
1972 I especially like the flotation aspects of pepperoni 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1973 and then I jumped out of the pot of boiling water and escaped on this magic pizza 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
1974 I got 6 slices cause I don't think I can eat eight. 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
1975 Did you buy too many pizzas again? 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
1976 They were out of lily pads, I had to improvise. 1.2000 0.03539 150 122 26 2
1977 Sure, I can get you my decorator's number. 1.2000 0.03820 140 115 22 3
1978 Montauk is nice, but I miss Little Italy." 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
1979 Gnats and extra cheese, my favorite! 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
1980 Yeah. I was part of an HGTV show called flip my pad. 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1981 I finally got my piece of the pie! 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
1982 I just knew I'd burn my tongue! 1.2000 0.03818 155 129 21 5
1983 It looked more subtle when I ordered it... 1.2000 0.04106 145 122 17 6
1984 I will tell you, it beats the flies you’re eating 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
1985 Summertime…and the lily is cheesy… 1.2000 0.04134 155 132 15 8
1986 One man's pineapple pizza is one frog's float. 1.2000 0.03945 160 135 18 7
1987 My people are from Sicily. 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
1988 My Therapist tells me, I'm better that anchovies! 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
1989 I've given up chlorophyll for Lent. 1.2000 0.04221 145 123 15 7
1990 I'm afraid that snapping turtle will see me as a topping. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1991 It does wonders for my sciatic pain. Besides, it smells good 1.2000 0.03741 160 133 22 5
1992 Edible arrangements is trying to expand their market share. 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
1993 I see you're a vegan 1.1988 0.03857 171 145 18 8
1994 No, didn’t have to go far. Just hopped over to Philly. 1.1987 0.04008 156 132 17 7
1995 I thought you said to get it at Lily's Pizza. 1.1987 0.03903 156 131 19 6
1996 They were out of flies so I got the tomato basil. 1.1987 0.03518 151 123 26 2
1997 I’m putting my dough into property! 1.1987 0.03989 151 127 18 6
1998 I've tried Chicago-style, too heavy for me. 1.1987 0.03877 151 126 20 5
1999 I asked for pizzazz, and this is what I got. 1.1987 0.03877 151 126 20 5
2000 I've decided I like pepperoni rather than flies. 1.1987 0.03761 151 125 22 4
2001 The lilypads always look greener on the other side of the pond. 1.1986 0.03962 146 122 19 5
2002 So then I asked her to come back to my pad but turns out she’s lactose intolerant. 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
2003 I was once an Italian prince. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
2004 Have you ever wondered if we're just characters in a video game? 1.1986 0.04296 141 120 14 7
2005 The 'Chicago' floor plan was too stuffy for me" 1.1986 0.04296 141 120 14 7
2006 It gives a whole new meaning to being eaten out of house and home 1.1986 0.04296 141 120 14 7
2007 Ah! So you're a vegetarian. 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
2008 Yeah,well Kermit is a friend of mine 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
2009 Some rat took off with a slice. 1.1986 0.03660 141 115 24 2
2010 Guess whose family went to Naples and found the perfect gift for the frog who has everything? 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
2011 I came to America in a box from Princi’s Bakery in Milan. You? 1.1986 0.03660 141 115 24 2
2012 The delivery fees are absurd for swamp drop off 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
2013 Yes, I'm Italian. How did you know? 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
2014 Is that the vegan option? 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
2015 New York style. 1.1985 0.04151 136 114 17 5
2016 And the crust is cheese-filled! 1.1985 0.04151 136 114 17 5
2017 After my divorce I needed something fresh to start from. 1.1985 0.03737 136 111 23 2
2018 I know its color and smell are all wrong - but it attracts lots of bugs. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2019 Luckily there was no pineapple. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2020 I call the last slice 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2021 Domino's, why 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2022 Turns out the grass really is greener on the other side 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2023 The lily pad shop is under new ownership. 1.1985 0.03662 131 106 24 1
2024 I know… But, when I saw it, I just had to jump on the ad… 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
2025 He said he was Italian and that I’m just a frog. 1.1984 0.03907 126 103 21 2
2026 If I was a rat, I'd be famous. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
2027 What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog - it croaks every night. 1.1984 0.04367 126 106 15 5
2028 What? It's a pizza pie pad. 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
2029 I sponser Little Caesars! 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
2030 How many slices before I sink, you ask? 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
2031 I got in early on Bitcoin. 1.1983 0.04001 121 99 20 2
2032 It's all the rage upstream. It's called 'Pizza.'" 1.1983 0.04001 121 99 20 2
2033 It's a win-win. If it doesn't attract flies, I can eat it. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2034 The 2024 model has mushrooms AND flies on it 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
2035 I'vr got the hots for you ! 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
2036 Not all pads have to be the same--it's an expression of my identity! 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
2037 Much better than last week’s leftovers - spaghetti. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2038 It's the new thing. 1.1976 0.03726 167 140 21 6
2039 Yessir, Domino’s delivers 1.1975 0.03699 162 135 22 5
2040 Pizza Floats My Boat 1.1975 0.03774 157 131 21 5
2041 I fear what this will do to my butthole. 1.1974 0.03965 152 128 18 6
2042 It was the only way I could think of to get anchovies 1.1974 0.03853 152 127 20 5
2043 Say, you want a slice? 1.1974 0.03620 152 125 24 3
2044 I'm from New York City 1.1974 0.03965 152 128 18 6
2045 Turns out soggy pizza has other uses. 1.1974 0.03739 152 126 22 4
2046 And it came with all manner of insect. 1.1974 0.03965 152 128 18 6
2047 I always ask for extra fly larvae. 1.1973 0.03565 147 120 25 2
2048 Six'll get you five I've got a sticky bum. 1.1972 0.04028 142 119 18 5
2049 I don't know how you stand that gluten-free stuff... 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
2050 To be honest, I’m looking for someone who is more of a foodie”. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
2051 Yes, I am from Naples, how did you know? 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
2052 They say it's the New York water that makes the crust better than any other crust. 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
2053 hop over to my bachelor pad 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
2054 Do you want to come over to my place and have some pizza? ... I didn't think so. 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
2055 Whataboutit? 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
2056 Why swim? 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
2057 On social media a lotus leaf just doesn't get the eyeballs that a supreme pizza does. 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
2058 I call it 'slice of life.' 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
2059 I’m begging you, call me Luigi. 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
2060 My real estate agent can probably hook you up with a sweet pad like mine. 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
2061 It only floats for a minute, but it's worth it for the fly yield. 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
2062 It’s not edible, it’s DiGiorno. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
2063 You’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs before you get a slice. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
2064 I figured if you can put pineapple on pizza why not frog's legs? 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2065 I live on pizza alone 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2066 It gets a bit soggy after a while, but I have a great influencer contract. 1.1969 0.04615 127 109 11 7
2067 As an amphibian you may be my equal, but you cannot beat me as a topping. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
2068 Whatever floats your dough! 1.1969 0.04477 127 108 13 6
2069 Global warming. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
2070 My pad is multipurpose. 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
2071 Affordable housing crisis? All I see is a crisis of imagination. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
2072 Your pizza looks older than mine. 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
2073 The rat got like ten million views with just a slice, so I figured, “Go bigger.” 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2074 Buffalo Wings? NEVER! 1.1964 0.05048 112 97 8 7
2075 You really should get one of these, it's very good for your skin. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2076 Home wrecking storms, heh? Well, it's drunk people I worry about! 1.1962 0.03414 158 129 27 2
2077 You should see the aardvark on toast! Floating on this is a pizza cale. My name Cynthia. I like to fly fish ...with my tongue! I would ask my son to sing for you, but he had a cold, so he's a little froggy. My drag name is Aunt Phibian. Buuurrrrrrp! 1.1962 0.03961 158 134 17 7
2078 I've picked off all the anchovies. 1.1962 0.03752 158 132 21 5
2079 Like everything, these AI design projects have positive and negative aspects to the results. 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
2080 What do you mean, Naples in Florida 1.1961 0.03716 153 127 22 4
2081 You like? It's Italian! 1.1959 0.03671 148 122 23 3
2082 Funny way to gild the Lily, right? 1.1959 0.04142 148 126 15 7
2083 My pad’s a slice! 1.1958 0.04241 143 122 14 7
2084 Your pad or my pizza? 1.1958 0.03877 143 119 20 4
2085 Your pad looks vegan. Mine's gluten-free, but real dairy. 1.1958 0.04002 143 120 18 5
2086 I'd invite you to hop on, but I heard you're lactose intolerant. 1.1958 0.03614 143 117 24 2
2087 It's all the rage in Venice. 1.1958 0.03748 143 118 22 3
2088 Jump aboard. Life with me will be a pizza cake! 1.1958 0.04241 143 122 14 7
2089 It’s all about getting your slice of the pie.” 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
2090 It's warm and it really brings the flies out. 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
2091 I choose pizza over a lilly pad every time--flat out! 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
2092 Very safe. Frog pizza is like a fish on a bicycle. 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
2093 I finally have my own slice of the pond. 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
2094 Tastes just like chicken. 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
2095 The cheese feels good on my butt. 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
2096 I found it on Etsy. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
2097 And I can also eat it 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
2098 Did you ever read The Princess and the Pie? 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
2099 No anchovies, but I love it with flies and beetles. 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
2100 It's a pIePad and I'm keeping it. 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
2101 Yeah, after they try the first slice of pineapple, they throw the rest away. 1.1953 0.04445 128 109 13 6
2102 The pizza delivery job doesn't pay much, but it has its perks. 1.1953 0.04445 128 109 13 6
2103 The housing crisis is getting rough. 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
2104 I got the Hopporoni. 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
2105 Oh yeah,you want a pizza me? 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
2106 Didn't I meet you in Rome? 1.1953 0.03386 169 139 27 3
2107 I recommend Margherita. No uncomfortable pepperoni slices. 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
2108 For the best combination of floating and taste, I recommend a traditional Margherita pizza. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2109 It's so easy to get takeout these days. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2110 I just wanted to try something different, y'know? 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2111 Hey it beats pineapples. 1.1948 0.03807 154 129 20 5
2112 Want a slice? 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2113 It’s a pad pizza from not so Famous Lily’s Original Pizza 1.1946 0.03889 149 125 19 5
2114 I am marketing it as a “fly pizza pad”. 1.1946 0.04004 149 126 17 6
2115 Oh, I ordered it delivered 1.1946 0.03771 149 124 21 4
2116 Did you order the medium amphibian, extra cheese, no anchovies? 1.1946 0.03649 149 123 23 3
2117 Thirty ribbits or it's free! 1.1944 0.04096 144 122 16 6
2118 It comes with a fly topping. Beats those pineapple ones you order 1.1944 0.03976 144 121 18 5
2119 Is yours vegan? 1.1944 0.03591 144 118 24 2
2120 Frog legs on a pizza is a tasty combination. 1.1944 0.03724 144 119 22 3
2121 My life is a thin slice of heaven! 1.1944 0.03724 144 119 22 3
2122 I call them fly magnets. 1.1942 0.03519 139 113 25 1
2123 it was my last wish! 1.1942 0.04317 139 119 13 7
2124 Cork, I feel like your veganism is getting in the way our our friendship. 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
2125 My pad or yours? Yours, because mine will be a little hot! 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
2126 I find Ray's Famous actually floats the best. 1.1942 0.03804 139 115 21 3
2127 It's my man cave. 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
2128 I waited too long to invest in pickleball, so I'm doubling down on pizza-boarding. 1.1942 0.04317 139 119 13 7
2129 This is good but deep dish usually lasts me a little longer. 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
2130 It’s not what I ordered, but at least it’s organic.” 1.1942 0.03664 139 114 23 2
2131 I was a Prince, until an Italian kissed me! 1.1942 0.04195 139 118 15 6
2132 I got sick of lilypad thai. 1.1942 0.03804 139 115 21 3
2133 Welcome to Pizza frog, how can I help you? 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
2134 The moon hit my eye and then there was this big pizza pie. 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
2135 I've never really been a salad guy, myself. 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
2136 Wanna hear a joke? It's a little cheesy... 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
2137 I figure we're here for two, three years, then we look for a nice Chicago-style. 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
2138 If there are no flies, I can have pepperoni! 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
2139 Other than having a greasy ass, I can't complain 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
2140 Tonight, dinner’s on me! Or rather under…. 1.1940 0.04300 134 114 14 6
2141 Just adjusting to the increasing ecotourism. 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
2142 It looks good but the cheese sticks 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
2143 I like the new pad, but I feel like something's missing. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
2144 This is as close to edible underwear I could get. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
2145 I'm a gaming programmer. This is my mixed retro prototype, Frogger and Ms. Packman. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
2146 No, I’m actually northern Italian. Why? 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
2147 Literally fell off the back of a boat. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
2148 Yep, flies included. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
2149 Sorry, I've only got plain. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
2150 Si, I am from Napoli. How did you guess? 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
2151 Couple of hours in the sun and it's fly city. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
2152 What can I say, my ancestors are from Italy. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
2153 Yuk... Anchovies. 1.1938 0.04679 129 112 9 8
2154 Even if you’re a star, you can’t just grab ‘em anymore. You have to feed ‘em now before they’ll kiss you. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
2155 I ate all the anchovies! 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
2156 I got really into pizza-making in the pandemic. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
2157 You wouldn’t believe how much better this is than the flies we’re used to eating. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
2158 ‘Pizza Frog’ will be the new ‘Pizza Rat!’ I’ve already been featured in The New Yorker!” 1.1938 0.03915 160 136 17 7
2159 Want a slice? Frogedaboutit 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
2160 Io sono Marco Polo. 1.1935 0.03742 124 101 22 1
2161 Apparently she wished for PIZZA... 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2162 I'm telling you, the chicks dig Italian design. 1.1935 0.03913 124 102 20 2
2163 No, it's not sustainable but it's awfully convenient. 1.1935 0.03913 124 102 20 2
2164 Try offering her a slice when you go a courtin' 1.1935 0.04534 124 106 12 6
2165 Today's number is five sixths. 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
2166 I'm not lactose intolerant yet--ribbet. 1.1935 0.03785 155 130 20 5
2167 Mine’s edible, but yours is just a Pac-Man icon. 1.1933 0.03865 150 126 19 5
2168 Decorate your pad, man. 1.1933 0.03865 150 126 19 5
2169 Have you ever been to Chicago? 1.1933 0.03748 150 125 21 4
2170 You're not a "Some things don't belong on pizza" person, I hope. 1.1933 0.03748 150 125 21 4
2171 Just a little slice of paradise. 1.1933 0.03748 150 125 21 4
2172 It’s amazing what you can buy in Venice. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2173 I've got an awful feeling that I might be sitting on a pizza. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2174 I'll eat the rest after I finish swimming lessons. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2175 Pizza Lilly, it's the latest 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2176 I actually prefer Chicago style, but those sink to the bottom. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2177 I eat flies only in months with "r" in them. 1.1933 0.04815 119 103 9 7
2178 I'm back. I have seen the new Lotus Land! 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2179 It really attracts females. 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
2180 Nah, it’s stuck. 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
2181 You should check out the big city swamp, “cheese” a keeper. 1.1931 0.04070 145 123 16 6
2182 I got it at Ray's. It's the original. 1.1931 0.03828 145 121 20 4
2183 Well, my pad has better taste. 1.1931 0.03828 145 121 20 4
2184 It’s vegan but it’s also waterproof. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2185 And you can eat the pizza 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
2186 I recommend you try out the most recent AI software 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
2187 WHAT MAKES YOUR PAD RAD ? 1.1929 0.04167 140 119 15 6
2188 My last pad was a sub but it sank. 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
2189 Yeah, I thought I’d try the gluten-free. 1.1929 0.03779 140 116 21 3
2190 Help! I'm stuck to the cheese. 1.1929 0.04042 140 118 17 5
2191 You think hot cheese on the roof of your mouth burns really bad... 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2192 Can you help me move this weekend? 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
2193 Minimalism and its contender 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
2194 I know it's Taco Tuesday. Don't judge me, Todd. 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
2195 They skimped on the anchovies.' 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
2196 Lilies & Legs 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
2197 I upgraded to the Deluxe take out. 1.1926 0.04139 135 114 16 5
2198 I used promo code (SavePOND) and so my order came with a free side of flies. 1.1926 0.04139 135 114 16 5
2199 I'm just as surprised as you are--I thought I'd croaked but woke up to this! 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
2200 Best fifteen dollars I ever spent, I can’t keep the flies away! 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
2201 It tastes like chicken. 1.1923 0.03536 156 129 24 3
2202 No idea what it’s for but it came with the 200 flies I ordered on Amazon. 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
2203 Nice meeting you,it’s been a slice! 1.1923 0.04381 130 111 13 6
2204 It's got anchoives. Nobody would eat it and it floats! 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
2205 Where is Monet when we need him? 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2206 I always preferred a good slice to a smooch. 1.1923 0.04381 130 111 13 6
2207 Really? It was all over the news when the oven blew up. 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2208 sorry, i already ate all the flies on it 1.1923 0.04381 130 111 13 6
2209 It's alright Bob, I failed the color test the first time too. 1.1923 0.04079 156 134 14 8
2210 They thought the rat was impressive! 1.1923 0.03871 156 132 18 6
2211 Deny the laws of physics. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2212 Slice? Extra flies, hold the anchovies--just like you like! 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
2213 Pepperoni tastes better than flies. 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
2214 I always get extra anchovies. 1.1923 0.04381 130 111 13 6
2215 Pizza Rat said he just needed one piece and I could have the rest 1.1921 0.03725 151 126 21 4
2216 Sorry if you're a vegan--mine's pepperoni. 1.1921 0.03842 151 127 19 5
2217 We will wait for the pizza to rot, and all the flies will come 1.1921 0.04065 151 129 15 7
2218 The cheese has a high SPF, and the grease is a great moisturizer. 1.1921 0.04065 151 129 15 7
2219 It should up the princess factor. 1.1921 0.04065 151 129 15 7
2220 My good friend, Banksy, spray painted it for me. 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
2221 Vegan Schmegan 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
2222 Large cheese delivery for Swamp Witch.” How did I not see this coming 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
2223 It drives the lady-bugs crazy 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
2224 I understand there might be some Budweiser around here? 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
2225 It's a pad no matter how you slice it. 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
2226 They ordered a large cheese and broccoli with frog legs. 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
2227 Sure the buoyancy isn't great, but it's a total fly magnet 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
2228 PIZZA PIES DRAW FLIES I’ve caught more flies on pizza pies Than I ever had on a lily pad 1.1918 0.04160 146 125 14 7
2229 I'm part of a marketing test group for the personal pad pizza. 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2230 I wanted one that wouldn’t show pizza stains. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2231 I’d offer you a slice… 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2232 It's imported from Naples. 1.1915 0.03887 141 118 19 4
2233 I was told I needed the Calcium, so I went with some dairy, how about you? 1.1915 0.03755 141 117 21 3
2234 Sitting on a big pizza pie, that’s amoré! 1.1915 0.04140 141 120 15 6
2235 I call it 'pizza marsherita. 1.1915 0.04140 141 120 15 6
2236 Free delivery, too! 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
2237 Yeah, I think their plain pie is a little bland--I always order the margherita. 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
2238 Plain cheese...next time I'm ordering extra flies. 1.1915 0.03755 141 117 21 3
2239 The pizza is a little soggy. 1.1915 0.03474 141 115 25 1
2240 Gina, what's with "Hold the fly's." Diet? 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
2241 If it ain't broke. 1.1912 0.04111 136 115 16 5
2242 I got my lily pad with extra cheese. 1.1912 0.04241 136 116 14 6
2243 I’m convinced this draws more flies! 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
2244 Yes, it *IS* a great argument for legalization. 1.1912 0.03692 136 112 22 2
2245 these really keep me afloat 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
2246 Every Tuesday is half off! 1.1912 0.04368 136 117 12 7
2247 They took a slice from me too 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
2248 The princess kissed the lilypad 1.1912 0.03542 136 111 24 1
2249 That’s amore? 1.1912 0.04111 136 115 16 5
2250 At least I won’t be getting hungry. 1.1912 0.04111 136 115 16 5
2251 Of course, it's marinera. 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
2252 With the kids gone we figured it made sense to downsize to the 10-inch and give up some yard 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
2253 Mine is from the Jersey Shore, where is yours from? 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
2254 So stick with flies. Vegan is not for everybody. 1.1911 0.03740 157 132 20 5
2255 High score in Frogger at Mario's Pizza 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
2256 I got a liking for cheese pizza when I was stationed in Italy. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2257 It's all about the Cheese Filled Crust !!!!! 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2258 Giuseppe never makes soggy pizza. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
2259 If I only had a pizza cutter. 1.1908 0.04483 131 113 11 7
2260 I’d rather be sitting on Ms. Pacman too. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2261 I can get you one just like it in 30 minutes or less. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2262 It is better cold, and so are the visiting flies. 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2263 It's the perfect pad to lure in a princess 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2264 And I can croak in fluent Italian. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2265 You don't have any more of that Budweiser left, do you 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2266 It attracts flies, so I'm never hungry! 1.1908 0.03819 152 128 19 5
2267 After I finished eating the pepperoni, I thought: "why not?" 1.1908 0.03931 152 129 17 6
2268 One more slice before I croak. 1.1908 0.03819 152 128 19 5
2269 I had it delivered. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2270 It’s pizza, with extra flies, and I even saved you a slice, Maury! 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2271 Gucci designed my pad” 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2272 I’m carbo-loading. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2273 When you want another they deliver in 30 minutes or it's free. 1.1905 0.03901 147 124 18 5
2274 Hi, I'm Federico. I just moved here from Italy. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2275 It’s from IKEA’s bachelor pad line. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2276 My Italian grandfather left me this place. 1.1905 0.03780 147 123 20 4
2277 You just call and if is not here in a half hour, it’s free. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2278 I’d offer you a spot, but it’s kind of a one-topping deal 1.1905 0.03901 147 124 18 5
2279 It's not the best place I've sat, but I bet it's great after a few beers. 1.1905 0.04133 147 126 14 7
2280 Anything that looks like Pac-Man will work. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2281 The real estate agent called it "Italien Charm". 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2282 Pizza pad sinking soon…join your lily pad? 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2283 Bachelor pad 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2284 It’s all the fireflies I’m eating. Every time I fart the pad lights up. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
2285 I told Pac-Man, Frogger is harder than it looks. 1.1901 0.04349 142 123 11 8
2286 You should try it with dragonfly topping! 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
2287 It's burning hot, but it heated up so gradually that I never noticed. 1.1901 0.04113 142 121 15 6
2288 That's my grandma's recipe 1.1901 0.03594 142 117 23 2
2289 Just as long as they don't order a side of frogs legs... 1.1901 0.04113 142 121 15 6
2290 ...and someday, I'm going to float along the canals of Venice. 1.1901 0.03989 142 120 17 5
2291 CPK...Why do you ask? 1.1901 0.04349 142 123 11 8
2292 I hear it tastes a lot like chicken too 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
2293 My pad has more pizzazz. 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
2294 Now when I have people over, I can feed them." 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
2295 Ever since those turtles and that rat moved into the neighborhood I’ve been finding these everywhere. 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2296 The princess still refuses to kiss me. But she said I can use the castle's kitchen whenever I want. 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2297 I had just begun eating when midnight struck and I was not a prince anymore 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
2298 I just love my new pizza pad. 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
2299 Eating is Believing. 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2300 It said "Lily Pie", but I thought it was a typo. 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
2301 Might as well enjoy a good meal before we croak. 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
2302 Pads are out. It’s all about pies now. 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
2303 I got mine cheaper from little Caesars 1.1901 0.04440 121 103 13 5
2304 Believe me, you'll never want to eat another fly for the rest of your life. 1.1898 0.04213 137 117 14 6
2305 Anchovies! Are you crazy? 1.1898 0.04083 137 116 16 5
2306 I thought I would come over to your pad after dinner 1.1898 0.03811 137 114 20 3
2307 Always say extra cheese 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
2308 Rana, Bellisima, vieni a pada mia! 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
2309 Sure it's soggy, but it was here in under 20 minutes. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2310 One pizza and I gave up on the plant-based diet. 1.1897 0.04729 116 100 10 6
2311 And I thought, why settle for just a piece of the pie when five sixths was clearly the better option. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
2312 Get this, this scorpion guy ends up stinging me in the back despite the fact that now, we are both going to drown and gives me the excuse that it's just in his nature. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
2313 It's an improvement, but it took a lot of dough to make it. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
2314 Folded or knife and fork? 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
2315 I wanted an Italian design for my pad. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2316 It’s unconventional, but it’s tingly. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
2317 I didn't order the toppings. They arrived on their own. 1.1895 0.03562 153 127 23 3
2318 The best part is the flies. 1.1895 0.03681 153 128 21 4
2319 Word on the street from this rat I was speaking to 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
2320 Aww you can have it.It doesn’t have any mushrooms or anchovies on it” 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
2321 I'm not into greens. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
2322 I got take-out. 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 21 2
2323 That’s how I cut my carbs. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
2324 I got room and board 1.1894 0.03588 132 108 23 1
2325 Is my lily-pad attractive enough for mating? 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
2326 I just felt like it was time for a slice of the good life 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
2327 YOLO am I right? 1.1894 0.04451 132 114 11 7
2328 I've found that this model brings in the flies. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
2329 I'm in the process of finding a new place. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
2330 The extra thick crust acts as a flotation devise. 1.1894 0.04320 132 113 13 6
2331 It's a Yayoi Kusama makeover. 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 21 2
2332 I love flies and flies love it. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2333 Yeah, you order it from Domino's. They always have toad the line for their customers. 1.1892 0.03994 148 126 16 6
2334 It's an invasive Hybred lilly from Piza, Italy. 1.1892 0.03994 148 126 16 6
2335 I needed a side hustle. 1.1892 0.03994 148 126 16 6
2336 I’m lounging with the upper crust. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2337 Extra anchovies are a luxury in this economy. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2338 The buoyancy issues simply vanished when I switched to thin crust. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2339 Wanna come by my pad for a slice? 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2340 This baby gets 60 flies per hour! 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2341 When you're missing a slice But it still floats real nice That's a story 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2342 They call it pizza "croak- Monsieur" 1.1888 0.04205 143 123 13 7
2343 The humans’ food comes to them. So I thought with this, the ants and flies will come to me. 1.1888 0.04086 143 122 15 6
2344 Floats anywhere in 30 minutes or less 1.1888 0.04086 143 122 15 6
2345 I tried a Veggie, just didn’t like the taste” 1.1888 0.03572 143 118 23 2
2346 Thanks! I got it on my last vacation to the big apple. 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
2347 Just when you think you've tried 'em all, this one has cheese baked right in the crust." 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
2348 Leafy greens are overrated. 1.1887 0.03475 159 132 24 3
2349 Do you like it? It's Italian. 1.1885 0.03741 122 100 21 1
2350 It's part of the community recycle program, but it's kind of sticky. 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
2351 I got it in under 30 minutes 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
2352 I wanted pepperoni, but all they had were flies and grubs. 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
2353 Yes, it gets soggy, but it comes with cheesy breadsticks. 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
2354 I like the feel of pepperoni under my feet 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
2355 I think the remodeling went well. 1.1885 0.04407 122 104 13 5
2356 Hey! The party's at my pad tonight! 1.1885 0.03741 122 100 21 1
2357 No you don't want to kiss me, I turn into a pineapple. 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
2358 Swamp-to-table was not a big hit. 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
2359 Cool pad man! 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
2360 -yeah, floated in from Italy. 1.1884 0.03923 138 116 18 4
2361 It can't be topped. 1.1884 0.04309 138 119 12 7
2362 I’ll be free in thirty minutes. 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
2363 New Yorkers will pay $16 for a slice of authentic frog shit pizza. 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
2364 I like mine with pickled fly legs. 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
2365 I’ve heard people say they would never put frog legs on pizza but here I am and I actually kind of love it? 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
2366 Don’t eat the red ones 1.1883 0.03419 154 127 25 2
2367 In New York you get pizza paper. In Chicago you get pizza PIE. 1.1883 0.03659 154 129 21 4
2368 Oh, yes, this is pizza with "everything" on it! 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
2369 You can't beat it when you order anchovies." 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
2370 And it came with an accent table. 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
2371 Your lily pad sucks. 1.1880 0.04420 133 115 11 7
2372 You accidentally licked Phil again, didn't you. 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
2373 Yeah, I’m Italian—care for a slice? 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
2374 It Floats because it's gluten free. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
2375 Do you tip the driver more if he takes a canoe? 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
2376 I think I'm stuck! 1.1879 0.03610 149 124 22 3
2377 Got the idea from a rat. Creative reuse of found objects. 1.1879 0.03733 149 125 20 4
2378 this is the newest Italian pad 1.1879 0.03610 149 124 22 3
2379 You’re failing to see the double benefits of pizza 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
2380 We both agree that sitting on pizza enhances the flavor. But I remain adamant that toppings-side-up is the way to go. 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
2381 Really? You try eating only one piece from the pizza parlor to here. 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
2382 This keeps me warm and I just love the pepperoni. 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
2383 It's fine just as long as there's no pineapple on it. 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
2384 The great thing is that they deliver to your pond 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
2385 It was either this or a rainbow unicorn swan. 1.1875 0.04178 144 124 13 7
2386 ‘ Bizarre’ says the guy who ordered a lily pad. 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
2387 This is the part that the New York pizza rat didn't get. 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
2388 She kissed me, and my water lily became a pizza. 1.1875 0.04178 144 124 13 7
2389 I'm lucky I didn’t order extra cheese. 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2390 It's a brick oven crust to croak for" 1.1875 0.04402 128 110 12 6
2391 It’s the latest” 1.1875 0.03683 144 120 21 3
2392 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie … 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
2393 I’m half Italian so I’ve got to represent. Alison Garner, Oceanside, CA 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
2394 Hey! My pad is not as cool as yours, but it draws flies. 1.1875 0.03802 128 106 20 2
2395 There’s nothing you could do. All the writers went on strike. 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2396 There haven't been many flies this season. 1.1871 0.03750 155 131 19 5
2397 ``Someone ate my backyard.'' 1.1871 0.03761 139 116 20 3
2398 I just upgraded to a pizza pad 1.1871 0.04156 139 119 14 6
2399 No, you're only entitled to the one slice. 1.1871 0.03897 139 117 18 4
2400 If you think my pad is cool, you should see my frog cave. 1.1871 0.03897 139 117 18 4
2401 It's carbo-load-bearing. 1.1871 0.03761 139 116 20 3
2402 Matisse is more to my taste than Rothko. 1.1871 0.04280 139 120 12 7
2403 Sorry that I missed the unboxing event of yours. 1.1871 0.04029 139 118 16 5
2404 No, it’s pre-fab, but we ordered it custom with the flies. 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
2405 It's a great pad. When bugs land on it, I chow down. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
2406 It's pizza night. 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
2407 It’s my prize for winning Frogger 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
2408 I got the special, with extra flies. 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
2409 I'm what's called a 'hopping topping' - a limited time offer. 1.1867 0.03944 150 128 16 6
2410 Yeah, I'm from New York. What's it to youse?! 1.1866 0.03987 134 113 17 4
2411 I'm about to drown. 1.1866 0.03695 134 111 21 2
2412 No, not a prince. But I was a little Caesar. 1.1866 0.04260 134 115 13 6
2413 I'm a pizzaterian 1.1866 0.03695 134 111 21 2
2414 I start with a small dough stretched to a large… 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
2415 I prefer a totally enhanced pizza ? 1.1866 0.03987 134 113 17 4
2416 The crust may be soggy, but the pepperoni makes it all worthwhile. 1.1866 0.03987 134 113 17 4
2417 I can only offer you one slice 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
2418 You’re right, I am feeling the effects of global warming more than you! 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
2419 Sorry, I'm busy. The gators were asking if I was free in 30 minutes or less. 1.1862 0.04034 145 124 15 6
2420 I splashed for an upgraded pad. 1.1862 0.03789 145 122 19 4
2421 What makes you think I’m Italian? 1.1862 0.04034 145 124 15 6
2422 The parmesan kinda tickles. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2423 Apparently a pseudomorph is all this cartoonist's got. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2424 The moon is really hitting your eye right now. 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
2425 When I woke up all these little fish were here! 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
2426 Think of it as a fly magnet. 1.1859 0.03728 156 132 19 5
2427 It's a high-hydration dough. 1.1859 0.03616 156 131 21 4
2428 Oh, this? It's upcycled. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2429 I bought it from flipper in Italy. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2430 It was either this or Pac-Man. 1.1857 0.04002 140 119 16 5
2431 Flies, cheese, and a double serving of midges! 1.1857 0.04129 140 120 14 6
2432 Yeah, no more nasty flies and bugs for me---and free delivery! 1.1857 0.03737 140 117 20 3
2433 No, yours is a lily pad; mine’s Pad Thai. 1.1857 0.04251 140 121 12 7
2434 It’s to make up for Taco Tuesday’s demise. 1.1857 0.03737 140 117 20 3
2435 For weight watchers, thin crust is best. 1.1857 0.03737 140 117 20 3
2436 And so I became known as the Pizza Frog. 1.1857 0.03597 140 116 22 2
2437 I picked it up from that rat who lives near the subway. 1.1857 0.03737 140 117 20 3
2438 It’s a cheap cruise to Italy. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
2439 The Hawaiian is the closest I can get to paradise. 1.1855 0.03687 124 102 21 1
2440 I swear it’s vegan. 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
2441 My DNA results came back. Turns out I'm Italian. 1.1855 0.03687 124 102 21 1
2442 I’m less attached riding this pie, it’s better at attracting flies and in a pinch I can eat it. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
2443 Less Monet, more DaVinci. 1.1855 0.03687 124 102 21 1
2444 Of course, you can't buy one of these babies in Chicago. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
2445 Hey, you like pepperoni? 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
2446 Those aren’t mushrooms. Let’s just call them “toad stools”. 1.1855 0.04489 124 107 11 6
2447 It’s funny because mine is colored like a pizza.” 1.1855 0.04489 124 107 11 6
2448 The secret is in the cauliflower crust. So light! 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
2449 So he says to me, "what does a frog need with a life coach?" And, the rest is history. 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
2450 So, Papa Murphy’s was having a $10 Tuesday Night special. And I sez ‘Why not?’ 1.1855 0.04340 124 106 13 5
2451 It landed on the pond, same shape as yours, and keeps my butt warmer. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
2452 How’s the diet going? 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
2453 “I had a coupon for the new deep-splish pizza.” 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
2454 Yours of the family Nymphaeaceae. Mine is a pizza. 1.1854 0.03309 151 124 26 1
2455 Lick my butt and open your mind. 1.1854 0.03806 151 128 18 5
2456 I told you I would be back in 30 minutes or less... 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
2457 No way you could pull this off in Chicago. 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
2458 ...and another great thing about New York is that each neighborhood has it's own vibe, and there's this energy... 1.1852 0.04359 135 117 11 7
2459 Let's have some pizza and then I will come over to your place. 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
2460 Love your lily pied! 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
2461 You’ve never tried Frog Legs on your pizza” 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
2462 I'm telling you, it's all about the water. 1.1852 0.03960 135 114 17 4
2463 The salesman promised me I’d feel like I was on vacation in Naples, Italy. 1.1852 0.03517 135 111 23 1
2464 A vegetarian and a vegan part ways. You, too, feel there’s a poem in it? 1.1852 0.04230 135 116 13 6
2465 I wanted a Pac-man pad but they were out. 1.1852 0.03960 135 114 17 4
2466 We've got the salad and pizza covered. Where is Bob with the beer? 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2467 You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It's the little differences 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
2468 Beats flies. 1.1849 0.03888 146 124 17 5
2469 I could do without the anchovies. 1.1849 0.03637 146 122 21 3
2470 What? You've never had a Pepperoni Pond pie? 1.1849 0.03637 146 122 21 3
2471 Shouldn’t have got those flies Chandler Tann and Co 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
2472 I heard alligators don't like pineapple and anchovies. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
2473 Honey, the doctor said to cut out junk food or you’re gonna croak. 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
2474 They even asked if I wanted flies with the order. 1.1847 0.03706 157 133 19 5
2475 No pineapple,thank God. 1.1847 0.03594 157 132 21 4
2476 I didn't know extra cheese could float. 1.1847 0.03815 157 134 17 6
2477 What do you mean you don't like anchovies? 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
2478 Well, they also gave me the choice of Chicago style -- but I wanted the dang thing to float. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
2479 How about one slice for a snail, two slugs and a worm? 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
2480 With Ozempic, I can eat anything 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
2481 Gribbizza! 1.1846 0.04474 130 113 10 7
2482 Lilypads are so last season 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2483 Whereas I prefer to keep my next meal where I can see it! 1.1844 0.03712 141 118 20 3
2484 I can't complain, 1.1844 0.03573 141 117 22 2
2485 The Chicago Deep Dish is so much more comfortable! Hi, my name is Anchovie, I showed them! 1.1844 0.03846 141 119 18 4
2486 It's functional and delicious. 1.1844 0.03846 141 119 18 4
2487 Let me tell you what my lawyer explained about squatter's rights. 1.1844 0.03712 141 118 20 3
2488 You'll never eat anything else. 1.1844 0.03573 141 117 22 2
2489 It's from Candlelite, Chicago. Large, thin crust, with pepperoni and extra flies. 1.1844 0.03846 141 119 18 4
2490 So, do you want pepperoni and sausage on your slice? 1.1844 0.03846 141 119 18 4
2491 It's called Lily Pad Pies, you can pick your toppings. I got grasshopper. 1.1844 0.03846 141 119 18 4
2492 It's actually Digiorno. 1.1844 0.04223 141 122 12 7
2493 The hard part was finding gluten free. 1.1842 0.03896 152 130 16 6
2494 I ordered one with everything, and it came right to my pad. 1.1842 0.03896 152 130 16 6
2495 Yeah, I discovered it by accident - but now I call out for delivery every time my butt gets cold. 1.1842 0.03545 152 127 22 3
2496 And you said I couldn’t just live on pizza 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
2497 I prefer thick crust. It's more buoyant. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
2498 This? SUP. Stand Up Pizza. 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
2499 Into the ancient pond- A frog jumps - Yummy sound. 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
2500 You know how it is: new pad = new decor 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2501 I've really developed a taste for pizza. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2502 And I got free shipping. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2503 Well I can’t eat it now, it’s soggy! 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2504 I just couldn't hack the urban hot-dog life anymore. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2505 It's okay. I've upped my cardio workouts" 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2506 A surreal slice of pond life. 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
2507 Is there something wrong with my lily pad? 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
2508 No,I don’t want to switch lilypads with you,Todd. 1.1838 0.04329 136 118 11 7
2509 It's imported from Italy. 1.1838 0.03646 136 113 21 2
2510 Extra cheese, that's the secret. 1.1838 0.04069 136 116 15 5
2511 My slice is better than yours. 1.1838 0.03646 136 113 21 2
2512 No, I just fell off a french pizza truck. 1.1838 0.03646 136 113 21 2
2513 Pineapple on a lily pad? That's blasphemy! 1.1838 0.04069 136 116 15 5
2514 And it was delivered in under 30 minutes! 1.1838 0.04453 136 119 9 8
2515 The figs are ribitilicious. 1.1838 0.03493 136 112 23 1
2516 I'm not sharing. 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
2517 Isn't it yummy? The Bog Historic Preservation Society is currently working to determine whether the historic origin is American or Italian. 1.1837 0.03864 147 125 17 5
2518 I'm telling you, it's like hiding in plain sight. There's nothing less appetizing than frog's legs on pizza. 1.1837 0.03983 147 126 15 6
2519 Don't bother; it has anchovies. 1.1837 0.03615 147 123 21 3
2520 It comes with a big gulp and a side of french flies. 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
2521 It's all in the mind. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2522 It was a good idea at first,but the crust is too soggy for my taste. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2523 Best fly trap on the market. Got it off Amazon. 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
2524 No judgement, man, but eating bugs just isn’t my bag. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2525 I went on a new diet - I was eating too much Vitamin K." 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
2526 'Pineapple on pizza is sacrilege. Frog's legs on pizza is...well...FRENCH." 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
2527 And there was no extra charge for the anchovies. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2528 OMG! I forgot to leave a tip! 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
2529 If you can have pineapple on pizza why can't you have a frog? 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
2530 I TOLD you my pad was a lot of dough! 1.1832 0.03723 131 109 20 2
2531 Now when friends visit, they always bring beer. 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
2532 Parts of Europe were great, but I missed Arkansas. 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
2533 And her boss told her "That's a knickknack, Patty Wack. Give that frog a loan. His old man was a Rolling Stone." 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
2534 Too bad that it's cold and soggy. 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
2535 Do you wanna know about my trip to Italy? 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
2536 "I didn't forget your birthday, pal. Pepperoni, sausage, extra cheese., and just the way like it, a bit on the damp side." 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
2537 I'm not in Kansas anymore. 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
2538 They insisted this was the right address, so I kept it and cut it to fit. What do you think? 1.1832 0.04308 131 113 12 6
2539 Gee, I wonder what THIS advert is subverting? 1.1831 0.03821 142 120 18 4
2540 The key is to order a thin crust veggie. 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
2541 Pride, dammit - or 'ribbit' if you prefer. 1.1831 0.03950 142 121 16 5
2542 I just got back from Venice with this sweet new ride. 1.1831 0.03550 142 118 22 2
2543 How do you like my pizza pad? 1.1831 0.04074 142 122 14 6
2544 Life’s too short 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
2545 That's why it's called marinara 1.1831 0.03821 142 120 18 4
2546 Want to go out to eat? 1.1831 0.03550 142 118 22 2
2547 I like my cheese knee-deep. Knee-deep. Knee-deep. 1.1831 0.03950 142 121 16 5
2548 What do you think of my new watercolor paints? 1.1829 0.03593 164 139 20 5
2549 I'm just watching it for the DoorDash guy while he's on break. 1.1826 0.04717 115 100 9 6
2550 I ordered it from IHOP. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
2551 Sometimes I like to shake it up with licorice pizza, but it’s all good. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
2552 Trust me, so much better than flies. 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
2553 No it does NOT have pineapple on it. Ya think I'm crazy?? 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
2554 The trick is to eat it all before it gets too soggy. 1.1826 0.03618 115 94 21 0
2555 And then she said, ‘I’d like extra anchovies and frog legs on that pizza!’ and here we are. 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
2556 Makes catching flies so much easier. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
2557 Yes, but mine attracts bugs. 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
2558 This view gives me a good pizza mind. 1.1825 0.03634 126 104 21 1
2559 Make me an offer I can’t refuse. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
2560 Its vegetarian 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
2561 ...and can you believe it: pineapple won! 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
2562 Sure, it’s eco-friendly; but the color palette’s all wrong. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2563 To be honest its absorbency makes it impractical... Yet delicious. 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
2564 I took the leap. I'm vegetarian now; but not vegan. 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
2565 I thought that she said prince. 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
2566 Don’t suppose you have any ranch? 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
2567 It's good, but the crust gets soggy. 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
2568 Ninja Turtles are looking for a 5th member. 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
2569 Why do you hate me? 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
2570 rivet" "burp 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
2571 Some say New York, but I think New Haven ponds are the best. 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
2572 Our side of the river believes in pineapple. 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
2573 They call me Pizza Frog. 1.1824 0.03462 148 123 23 2
2574 ...and free delivery! 1.1824 0.03592 148 124 21 3
2575 Yeah, it's soft and comfy, smells good, and attracts flies for my dinner too! 1.1824 0.04072 148 128 13 7
2576 New York pizza is the best because of the water. 1.1824 0.03701 170 146 17 7
2577 It's called a Lily Pan. 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
2578 It's a medium, 1-topping. Plus the free delivery was nice. 1.1818 0.03998 132 112 16 4
2579 It keeps my feet warm. 1.1818 0.03665 143 120 20 3
2580 Apparently flies love Italian décor. 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
2581 And she said "if it wasn't for the pineapple, I'd kiss you". 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
2582 When the moon hits your lily pad like a big pizza pie, that's amore... 1.1818 0.03924 143 122 16 5
2583 All this cholesterol is going to make me croak one day. 1.1818 0.03697 132 110 20 2
2584 Hey, do u smell pizza? 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
2585 This is also vegan! 1.1818 0.03711 121 100 20 1
2586 Similar yes, but mine is more tasteful 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
2587 I just put a deposit on a deep-dish 1.1818 0.03924 143 122 16 5
2588 Yeah, they didn't arrive within 30 minutes, so I got it for free. 1.1812 0.03881 138 117 17 4
2589 ...plus, it took over 30 minutes, so it was free! 1.1812 0.04015 138 118 15 5
2590 I’m a protestant now! Go Orange 1.1812 0.03598 138 115 21 2
2591 mia madre era italiana 1.1812 0.03742 138 116 19 3
2592 Folks worry about the Manhattanization of this pond. 1.1812 0.03881 138 117 17 4
2593 It’s from the DoorDash Home Spring collection. 1.1812 0.03881 138 117 17 4
2594 I'm sitting on a new restaurant idea 1.1812 0.03598 138 115 21 2
2595 It turns out I'm not gluten and dairy intolerant. 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
2596 I said “Orange you glad to see me? 1.1811 0.04530 127 111 9 7
2597 To be honest, I'm hated more than pineapple. 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
2598 I lied about being a beautiful princess so he threw it at me! 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
2599 Chicago deep dish 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
2600 The only "pad" I'm doing now is what's happening to my thighs 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
2601 It's a mystery. It came in a box that said: Domino's. 1.1811 0.03608 127 105 21 1
2602 Do you want a pizza me 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
2603 They had a special. Carry-out only. 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
2604 Sure it attracts flies, but I wish it didn’t have pineapple. 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
2605 It comes with anchovies and free delivery. 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
2606 One thing I gotta say about these Italian Lily Pads - they're even better the day after! 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
2607 I thought the swamp needed some color. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
2608 You give me fever, in the mornin'.... 1.1806 0.03600 155 131 20 4
2609 Delivery was $2.00 extra 1.1806 0.03715 155 132 18 5
2610 My pad needed a makeover 1.1806 0.03506 144 120 22 2
2611 We shouldn't let this small difference stand in our way. 1.1806 0.03772 144 122 18 4
2612 It's a new product, Pad Pizza. 1.1806 0.03217 144 118 26 0
2613 Interested in some crickets in thirty minutes or less? 1.1806 0.03772 144 122 18 4
2614 Hold the anchovies ... it'll float faster. 1.1806 0.03772 144 122 18 4
2615 I always need a midnight snack and this just makes it easier. 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
2616 Yep, I'm Italian. How did you guess? 1.1805 0.04247 133 115 12 6
2617 Excellent yard party going on over at the Wilson estate. 1.1805 0.04111 133 114 14 5
2618 I've invented a new diet! 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
2619 'You have to request "MANCO special" Kermit!' 1.1805 0.04247 133 115 12 6
2620 Do you think these mushrooms will make me roam? 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
2621 No, I said pi. 1.1805 0.04247 133 115 12 6
2622 The wife left with the carton and the kids. 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
2623 I asked her to come over to my pad but she said she can't because she's lactose intollerant. 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
2624 My cousin in Venice sent it to me. 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
2625 Thirty minutes or it's free. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
2626 yeah I can eat it but you know at some point.... 1.1803 0.03684 122 101 20 1
2627 I’m just in from Verona actually. 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
2628 It really forces you to live in the moment.. 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
2629 'Vegan is so last decade!' 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
2630 Because meat toppings seemed too risky. 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
2631 I wanted a bigger pad but this one will have to do 1.1803 0.03684 122 101 20 1
2632 I had some spare dough so I decided to renovate. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
2633 So I told the guy, “Hold the pepperoni.” 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
2634 Yeah, I used to be vegan too until I discovered Paulie Gee's. 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
2635 Etsy, not a chain store 1.1803 0.03684 122 101 20 1
2636 The prince thing didn't work out, so I settled for liquid assets and what was on the table. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
2637 This way if I get hungry I don’t have to leave my pad” 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
2638 Your pod or mine? 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
2639 Plus it's delicious 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
2640 It's not about the aesthetic so much as it is about making a statement. Women see this and think "Now that's a guy who can get silly with it". That's what ladies like these days. Silly guys. That alpha male shit is on the way out. Live a little. 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
2641 Deep dish….Deep dish 1.1800 0.03792 150 128 17 5
2642 This is how we roll in Italy. 1.1799 0.03717 139 117 19 3
2643 Pac-man is so yesterday. The new fad is Pizza-man! 1.1799 0.03717 139 117 19 3
2644 Once you've had pizza from Italy there's no going back 1.1799 0.03574 139 116 21 2
2645 She accidentally kissed my pad and now I’m living happily ever after. 1.1799 0.04116 139 120 13 6
2646 And if it’s not here in 30 minutes, it’s free. 1.1799 0.03717 139 117 19 3
2647 Like my new pad? 1.1799 0.03988 139 119 15 5
2648 I got Domino’s to sponsor me. 1.1799 0.03717 139 117 19 3
2649 Where's the beer? 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
2650 Been there, done that. 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
2651 Plain flatbread gets too soggy, and then... well, you know.' 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
2652 Pizza Rat Schmeetza Rat - I'm the Pizza Frog! 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
2653 It's much lighter without the gluten 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
2654 Yep, I figure Frog Pond Pub and Pizzeria in Pennsylvania just got a free advert in The New Yorker. 1.1797 0.04358 128 111 11 6
2655 They have free delivery anywhere now 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
2656 They said anchovies would be best. 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
2657 The Chicago style crust doesn't sink as fast 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
2658 Never order extra cheese I’m stuck ! 1.1795 0.03764 117 97 19 1
2659 Can’t believe that they forgot the pepperoni - again! 1.1795 0.03764 117 97 19 1
2660 Try the thin crust...floats forever 1.1795 0.04641 117 102 9 6
2661 Join me please! My pad comes with all the fixins, but be careful, you might croak! 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
2662 And I looked at that fly on the tip of my tongue and I thought, uh-uh…not today! 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
2663 It tastes better, but the pepperoni burns my butt. 1.1793 0.03996 145 125 14 6
2664 On the plus side, I get a pretty big piece of the pie. 1.1793 0.03874 145 124 16 5
2665 Latest from Bloomingdales. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2666 In the contest for "Gilding the Lillypad" I took first place. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2667 You have to wait till near the end of the movie,and it just happens. 1.1791 0.03647 134 112 20 2
2668 The water is what makes the difference. 1.1791 0.04218 134 116 12 6
2669 I'm on the sauce. 1.1791 0.03798 134 113 18 3
2670 You think my lily is too cheesy, don't you? 1.1791 0.03647 134 112 20 2
2671 Eating the anchovies first definitely helps with flotation. 1.1791 0.04218 134 116 12 6
2672 They ordered a pizza with pepperoni, anchovies and frog do- do. 1.1791 0.03647 134 112 20 2
2673 Chicago style floats better 1.1791 0.03490 134 111 22 1
2674 I'm just keeping it warm until the pepperoni gets here. 1.1791 0.03798 134 113 18 3
2675 I got a Pizza sponsorship 1.1791 0.04082 134 115 14 5
2676 I want to invite you and Lily to my pad! 1.1791 0.03647 134 112 20 2
2677 I'm Italian. What do you expect? 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
2678 I'm Italian 1.1789 0.03657 123 102 20 1
2679 It’s a perk for princes who have been turned into frogs. 1.1789 0.04476 123 107 10 6
2680 Ciao Bella 1.1789 0.03657 123 102 20 1
2681 C'mon Greg, give me another slice! 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
2682 It's called an accent wall. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
2683 Everyone loves pizza. It should distract predators long enough for me to get away. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
2684 I'm the big cheese around here. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
2685 I got kissed by somebody in a chef's hat. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
2686 Actually I prefer pepperoni. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
2687 My Princess is bringing the pepperoni 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
2688 I've prepared a tasty little snack for when a princess kisses me. 1.1789 0.03657 123 102 20 1
2689 Combination ants, gnats and flies. Free delivery. You should ry it. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
2690 Its just the Margherita,I don't like anything fancy. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
2691 C'mon over; I'll call out for some flies. 1.1788 0.03650 151 128 19 4
2692 And they deliver in less than 30 minutes. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2693 My name's Olive. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2694 For some reason, everyone's calling me a rat--I don't get it! 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2695 Yeah it doesn't float well for all that long, but it adds a pop of color around here, don't you think? And besides, it's tasty too! 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
2696 I said "Hold the pepperoni. Give me just dragonfly." 1.1786 0.03551 140 117 21 2
2697 This is value-added flotation because it’s colourful and edible. 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
2698 I got the Combo. Pepperoni, worms and flies. 1.1786 0.04213 140 122 11 7
2699 My taste in home decor has evolved. 1.1783 0.04036 129 110 15 4
2700 After the first slice I said to myself 'this is a conundrum.' 1.1783 0.04597 129 114 7 8
2701 The downside is it doesn't last very long. 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
2702 After my semester across the pond, I even croak operatically. 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
2703 Used to be a whole pizza until that damn rat came. 1.1783 0.04036 129 110 15 4
2704 I didn't tip the delivery driver. 1.1783 0.04036 129 110 15 4
2705 Things at work have been hard lately and I’m really on the hot pad right now. 1.1783 0.04184 129 111 13 5
2706 How many times, how many times did you say to me 'Roy, embrace the new.' Well, this is me..embracing the new! 1.1783 0.04036 129 110 15 4
2707 Yours looks delicious. Is it vegan? 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
2708 I appreciate that they only sell it by the slice. 1.1783 0.04326 129 112 11 6
2709 A little more spicy than I thought. 1.1781 0.03462 146 122 22 2
2710 Did someone ask for anchovies on their pizza? 1.1781 0.03849 146 125 16 5
2711 This is a water-hazard, _lots_ of slices end-up here. 1.1781 0.03849 146 125 16 5
2712 It was either pizza or Pac-Man and I’d rather croak than be cliche. 1.1781 0.03725 146 124 18 4
2713 Do you like my new pad? Would you like to hop over for a bite? 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
2714 so you licked the human? 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
2715 So he says, ‘cowabunga little dude!’ and does a backflip and a ninja kick or whatever and all four of them ride off on skateboards and the next thing you know I’m a homeowner.” 1.1780 0.04604 118 103 9 6
2716 I doubt I will be alive past dinner time anyway. 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
2717 Just imagine! 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
2718 So then I said,"What can she even do to me, the Pizza Prince of Long Island?" 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
2719 I don't want to be the only snack at the toad-licking party. 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
2720 how much for a slice of the pie? 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
2721 What makes you think I have already eaten a slice ? 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
2722 This is my exclusive souviner from Italy. 1.1778 0.03622 135 113 20 2
2723 Sure beats a hamburger patty and flies. 1.1778 0.03622 135 113 20 2
2724 Your slice could get a toadal recall. 1.1778 0.04054 135 116 14 5
2725 It's not delivery... 1.1778 0.03772 135 114 18 3
2726 The way I figure it, we’re all gonna croak, so what the hell. 1.1778 0.04054 135 116 14 5
2727 The pizza rat thought I was one of his mutant turtles. 1.1778 0.04188 135 117 12 6
2728 Well, it keeps my tush warm. 1.1778 0.03772 135 114 18 3
2729 I'll only use San Marzano tomatoes 1.1778 0.04054 135 116 14 5
2730 I got this pad cheap because of the cheesy décor. 1.1778 0.03772 135 114 18 3
2731 Fortunately the rat doesn’t like anchovies 1.1778 0.03772 135 114 18 3
2732 as an investment it also keeps my feet warm and sticky 1.1776 0.03505 152 128 21 3
2733 Well, I saw a lot of this on our last trip to Venice. 1.1776 0.04753 107 93 9 5
2734 I'm the exotic topping that got away. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2735 Easiest relocation ever. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2736 Invasive species; chili pad. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2737 Ciao piccola, ti piace piccante? 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2738 I get more kisses with this pizza than with a tiny crown. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2739 I know, I know. I'm a late blooming hippie frog. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2740 I find it's much easier to attract lady frogs this way. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2741 Pizza fart. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2742 It’s the hottest pad fad on Facebook. 1.1773 0.03669 141 119 19 3
2743 It’s not that easy being gray. 1.1773 0.03804 141 120 17 4
2744 I had it delivered, got $30,000 off because it was late. 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
2745 I'm hoping it's a cauliflower crust. 1.1770 0.03819 113 94 18 1
2746 Getting heat installed was so worth it! 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
2747 Life is different if you grew up in New Haven. 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
2748 So that's one slice with extra flies. 1.1769 0.04153 130 112 13 5
2749 I figured if I'm going to frog heaven, I might as well as for the home I really wanted." 1.1769 0.04295 130 113 11 6
2750 It's Marine-ara 1.1769 0.03856 130 110 17 3
2751 It came flying out of one of those high -rise condos behind me, and I’ve gotta say it’s harder than any lily pad I’ve ever been on. 1.1769 0.03856 130 110 17 3
2752 Dine in or float away? 1.1769 0.03698 130 109 19 2
2753 You Going to eat that? 1.1769 0.03856 130 110 17 3
2754 Wanna jump over for a bite? 1.1769 0.03856 130 110 17 3
2755 If I had to eat one more mealworm I was gonna jump into the nearest heron’s mouth. 1.1769 0.04153 130 112 13 5
2756 I recently moved to Little Italy. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2757 Chicago? They’re not even real frogs. The only REAL frogs are from New York of course! 1.1765 0.04026 136 117 14 5
2758 I kissed an Italian chef. 1.1765 0.03606 153 130 19 4
2759 The mozzarella stick is in the garage. 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2760 We kissed then she said her name was Margherita.” Ed Remitz, Marin County, CA 1.1765 0.03746 136 115 18 3
2761 This is my third space lilipad 1.1765 0.03746 136 115 18 3
2762 So I got a raise... 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2763 Sometimes I feel like I'm just a big slice of pepperoni on the pizza pie of life. 1.1765 0.04721 119 105 7 7
2764 Cheese with extra bugs 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2765 I won it in a hopping contest. 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
2766 I just fancied a bit of color in my life! 1.1765 0.03509 119 98 21 0
2767 Joe's on Carmine Street delivers. 1.1761 0.03628 159 136 18 5
2768 Don't worry-it's non-gluten." 1.1761 0.03505 142 119 21 2
2769 Let me guess... Gluten-free Vegan? 1.1761 0.03779 142 121 17 4
2770 The pizza princess kissed me. 1.1761 0.03779 142 121 17 4
2771 Pepperoni makes me croak. 1.1761 0.03360 142 118 23 1
2772 I'm hoping the guy on the bank hates the taste of this pie! 1.1761 0.03909 142 122 15 5
2773 Your pad or mine? Salad or pizza? 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
2774 Lily pads are so last year. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
2775 I know it’s a little cheesy, but how about “A Little Slice of Heaven” 1.1760 0.04106 125 107 14 4
2776 Mine has cheese in the crust 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
2777 Frog topping wasn't a big seller 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
2778 It's imported. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
2779 Hand tossed, extra anchovies, free delivery! 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
2780 It's colorful, but soggy. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
2781 Trusting that this pizza could hold my weight was a leap of faith. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
2782 Then I ferment the dough two days for an elevated crust. 1.1760 0.04106 125 107 14 4
2783 Excellent spices & taste, so good i can ignore the soggy crust! 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
2784 I never thought I'd enjoy ham and pineapple pizza. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
2785 F.Y.I. It's vegan ... 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
2786 It's a little cheesy, but then again, so am I. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
2787 I went with home delivery. 1.1760 0.04409 125 109 10 6
2788 They think I'm a topping and wonder why their pizzas keep disappearing. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
2789 I'm invasive. My grandparents stowed away on a steamer out of Palermo. 1.1760 0.04260 125 108 12 5
2790 How could you possibly have a frog in your throat? 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
2791 It's handy when I need a snack at night! 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
2792 It came fully furnished. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2793 Yes, for a million flies you can have this lilipad and eat it too! 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2794 Where are you from? I’m from Naples. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2795 I know it looks good, but it's not very reliable 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
2796 My pad is pepperoni! 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2797 Can you imagine, they threw it out after only a couple hours, so I scrapped off the pepperoni, and Wall-a ! 1.1756 0.03979 131 112 15 4
2798 My Ex calls it a mid-life crisis, but I got it because it attracts bugs, not babes. 1.1756 0.03672 131 110 19 2
2799 It’s cool, but now my butt smells of cheese all the time. 1.1756 0.04124 131 113 13 5
2800 I heard it clears up warts. 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
2801 Hey you can't beat it: dinner and home 1.1756 0.03672 131 110 19 2
2802 It was this or a frisbee. 1.1756 0.03979 131 112 15 4
2803 Pepperoni, sausage, and dragonfly. 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
2804 You wouldn't believe how many flies I get with this. 1.1756 0.04124 131 113 13 5
2805 I like my pad with red sauce. 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
2806 That's amore my friend. 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
2807 I know, Pineapple! 1.1756 0.03979 131 112 15 4
2808 Did you hear the news Mr. Frog went a courting? 1.1756 0.03979 131 112 15 4
2809 They say fat keeps you afloat. 1.1756 0.03979 131 112 15 4
2810 come over to my pad ive got dinner 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
2811 Do you like my winter pad? I heard you can make it on your own. 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
2812 No Carl, I don’t think I would like to trade a slice for a slice. 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
2813 It's the only way to get the kids to sit down to dinner. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
2814 I'm still waiting for them to figure out how to deliver flies! 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
2815 I’m throwing a housewarming. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
2816 It really draws in the flies... 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
2817 What do you mean you could never live with a slob like me? 1.1752 0.03721 137 116 18 3
2818 The Ms. Pac Man slipcover was on back order. 1.1752 0.03999 137 118 14 5
2819 AND its edible too. 1.1752 0.03862 137 117 16 4
2820 I floated from Brooklyn. You? 1.1752 0.03574 137 115 20 2
2821 Sadly, it didn't come with a side of flies. 1.1750 0.04374 120 104 11 5
2822 It's what you call Versatility: Babe and Fly magnet! 1.1750 0.03483 120 99 21 0
2823 I know, I know , Marshall McLuhan is turning in his grave. 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
2824 You haven't lived till you've landed on a pepperoni. 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
2825 Like any other pizza, you HAVE to let it cool first. 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
2826 I am choosy on the topping 1.1748 0.03884 143 123 15 5
2827 By any chance, do you have a Tums? 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
2828 Lactose intolerant huh? 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
2829 Suddenly, I feel less stressed. 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
2830 You've stolen a pizza my heart. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2831 Check out the new radiant flooring. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2832 If you have the dough do for it 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
2833 Carbo loading for the frog jumping contest this afternoon. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2834 some are more Privileged ! 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2835 the price was right but the sauce does irritate my butt! 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2836 Apparently the moon hit the surface of our lagoon and I was the lucky one. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2837 It's an NIL deal with Dominos 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
2838 It's cheaper, but goes bad after a week. 1.1746 0.04228 126 109 12 5
2839 It's my match pitch. Could be a prince, has to like pizza. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2840 And they delivered in 30 minutes. 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
2841 Someday I’ll marry Princess Margarita! 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2842 They’re calling this “French-style.” 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2843 Did you know the bug you just ate is hallucinogenic? 1.1745 0.03529 149 126 20 3
2844 I choose piece. 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
2845 I find I catch more flies this way. 1.1743 0.04671 109 95 9 5
2846 AI seems to have trouble with hands, and, believe it or not, lily pads. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
2847 Air-stuffed crust 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
2848 It’s the Fly Pie special- I didn’t feel like catching dinner tonight. 1.1742 0.04095 132 114 13 5
2849 I found this Lily Pad in Tuscany 1.1742 0.03951 132 113 15 4
2850 Everything is plant-based these days.. 1.1742 0.03802 132 112 17 3
2851 'You should try it...helps me catch more flies...' 1.1742 0.03646 132 111 19 2
2852 It just livens up the mood of the place, don't you think? 1.1742 0.04095 132 114 13 5
2853 Friday night is always pizza night. 1.1742 0.03646 132 111 19 2
2854 My kids love to visit my new pad, but frankly they’re eating me out of house and home. 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
2855 It's a margherita-ville vila. 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
2856 They guarantee their crust stays crisp. 1.1739 0.03759 115 96 18 1
2857 You should see Frank's, he sprung for the Pac-Man edition 1.1739 0.03696 138 117 18 3
2858 It had me at Margarita. 1.1739 0.03696 138 117 18 3
2859 All I said was “extra cheese”. 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
2860 Some Italian guy sold it to me. 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
2861 Does yours have stuffed crust, too? 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
2862 Can you believe it, someone wanted frog legs on their pizza. 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
2863 I guess someone didn't like pepperoni. 1.1739 0.04230 138 121 10 7
2864 It's just easier when I'm swamped. 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
2865 Would you like to some sit on my Pepperoni? 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
2866 Excellent flavor but the crust is a little soggy. 1.1739 0.03550 138 116 20 2
2867 I didn’t know they did these in color 1.1739 0.03759 115 96 18 1
2868 Yeah but at least I’m not a pineapple. 1.1736 0.03461 144 121 21 2
2869 I'm working on pepperoni. You work on lasagna. 1.1736 0.03983 144 125 13 6
2870 New from weight watchers. Eat too much and you’re in the drink 1.1736 0.04103 144 126 11 7
2871 If I sit here long enough, I figure I'll taste better. 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
2872 Italian ponds are different. 1.1736 0.03835 121 102 17 2
2873 He wanted two pizza slices to break the spell, I said no deal 1.1736 0.04179 121 104 13 4
2874 Plant-based just wasn’t working for me. 1.1736 0.04340 121 105 11 5
2875 It's just temporary while my regular pad is under renovation. 1.1733 0.03507 150 127 20 3
2876 I`ll take anything over French cuisine. 1.1732 0.04343 127 111 10 6
2877 It's the same as yours, except I can eat it. 1.1732 0.03552 127 106 20 1
2878 She’s a beaut, yes? Thinking about naming her “Pizza Floats.” Too on the nose? 1.1732 0.03552 127 106 20 1
2879 So, his guy took one slice and threw the rest here, but it makes a great landing pad...just don't eat any of it 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
2880 Rana pipiens”? I thought our species was “Rana pizzapiens” 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
2881 It even provides free food. 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
2882 Tell your sister pineapple tastes awful with beer. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2883 You know why our pizzas taste better over here in Brooklyn? It’s the sauce. 1.1729 0.03775 133 113 17 3
2884 I heard the humans complain that their pizza didn't have everything on it. When they return from fishing, it will. 1.1729 0.04066 133 115 13 5
2885 Bro! Come over here and lick me! There's a thing called color and there's so much of it bro! But you can't see it if you don't lick me! My pad is vibrating with so much color! Just a little lick and you'll see it too! Lick me bro! 1.1729 0.04066 133 115 13 5
2886 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie That's amore ! 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2887 Crickets really go for the pepperoni. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2888 Mine’s edible. 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2889 Ribbit. - Reddit 1.1727 0.03811 139 119 16 4
2890 Keep your vegan gluten free lily pad to yourself! 1.1727 0.03945 139 120 14 5
2891 Mitigating the risk of extinction should be a global priority alongside other societal-scale risks such as AI, pandemics and nuclear war. 1.1727 0.03671 139 118 18 3
2892 They call it a Lily Pad Thai Pizza. Tastes better than it sounds. 1.1727 0.03811 139 119 16 4
2893 Even though my floating device looks good, it's just not sustainable 1.1727 0.03811 139 119 16 4
2894 Yes, you jump out before the water starts to boil…or the cheese melts. 1.1724 0.04626 116 102 8 6
2895 Sorry, I like pepperoni better than rotten pond scum. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2896 I have a feeling you might be interested in me just for my pad. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2897 Come on over to my pad for a pizza party! 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2898 So what if is not sustainable, it tastes good. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2899 You ordered the cauliflower, didn't you? 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
2900 It's my contribution to charity. When it gets waterlogged, it sinks and feeds the fishes. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2901 It’s a SiciliPad… 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2902 My new bachelor pad was just delivered.. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2903 Tony sent me. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2904 Are you coming to my housewarming? 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
2905 Where's the cheese? 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2906 I’ll trade ya, your pac-man for my pizza? 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2907 Yep. I got it at the new shop, Lily Pads by Papa John. 1.1719 0.03697 128 108 18 2
2908 Are you telling me you've never heard of a lily pizza? 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
2909 Are you tired of vegetarian? 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
2910 I just got back from Italy 1.1719 0.03697 128 108 18 2
2911 Doirdash 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
2912 Yeah,it's from Ray's. The real one. 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
2913 I guess they ran out of anchovies. 1.1719 0.04166 128 111 12 5
2914 Hey darling its mating season, so a piece of pizza or a piece of ass? 1.1719 0.04016 128 110 14 4
2915 Don't knock pineapple and flies on your pizza `til you've tried it! 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
2916 Vegan. 1.1719 0.04166 128 111 12 5
2917 Peppur OH nee 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
2918 I asked the magic fish for a fly, but I think she misunderstood me. 1.1719 0.03697 128 108 18 2
2919 Yeah, Chicago was a fun trip. Inspiring. 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
2920 It's Donatoad's! 1.1719 0.04016 128 110 14 4
2921 I’m well aware what everyone says, Hank, but I identify as tasting like pepperoni and YOU may live on a lily pad, but I do not; ribbit! 1.1716 0.03896 134 115 15 4
2922 We gotta stay grounded, Larry, and remind ourselves this is just a slice of life. 1.1716 0.03437 134 112 21 1
2923 Fifteen minutes or it's free" is getting harder and harder 1.1716 0.03596 134 113 19 2
2924 You can take the frog out of New York, but you’ll never take the New York out of me. 1.1716 0.03896 134 115 15 4
2925 The pizza’s better on this side of the pond. 1.1716 0.04037 134 116 13 5
2926 Another plus is that crickets go unbelievably well with tomato sauce and cheese. 1.1716 0.03896 134 115 15 4
2927 On the plus side, my picture is going viral on social media. On the minus side, there’s mozzarella in my butt. 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
2928 How's the diet? 1.1714 0.03785 140 120 16 4
2929 We are the most popular topping in France 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
2930 If I'd known The New Yorker was gonna go with color on this one I'd've jumped on a rainbow or flowers pic..., maybe. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
2931 At first I thought the Italian farmhouse carpet would be too cheesy... 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
2932 Ah, well the Hawaiian was itching my skin. 1.1709 0.04426 117 102 10 5
2933 remember the nyc pizza rat video!? 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2934 I just order my pad and eat the toppings. 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
2935 It's what I could find while my pad's being upscaled. 1.1709 0.03700 117 98 18 1
2936 Well the prince in me loves pizza. 1.1709 0.04426 117 102 10 5
2937 Food Delivery services come to this pond. Some will even find you in the marsh. 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2938 I ordered through DoorDash 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
2939 Hop on over to my pad for a lil' slice. 1.1709 0.04426 117 102 10 5
2940 I like Bourbon, too. 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2941 My trip to Italy left me awe-struck !" 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
2942 Do you prefer Chicago lillypad or New York lillypad? 1.1709 0.04589 117 103 8 6
2943 O SOLO PEPPERONI... " 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
2944 Can I try a slice of your cauliflower crust? 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2945 Even after you add delivery and tip, it’s still totally worth it 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
2946 Just about everything comes in the form of edibles these days. 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2947 Food keeps me afloat. 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
2948 My family hales from the Crustacean Period. 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2949 Mine is flourless too. 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2950 What, you never heard of frogs' legs on pissa? 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
2951 Apparently our camouflage abilities have limitations." 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2952 Ciao down baby! 1.1707 0.03597 123 103 19 1
2953 I personally like it. But the protein rich fly toppings never did catch on. 1.1705 0.04136 129 112 12 5
2954 I thought I’d give an Italian princess a shot. 1.1705 0.03832 129 110 16 3
2955 It's cheese pizza--of course it floats! 1.1705 0.03671 129 109 18 2
2956 I actually prefer the sensation of the plain cheese - the jalapeños got itchy 1.1705 0.03987 129 111 14 4
2957 So, you're vegetarian - or even vegan? 1.1705 0.03987 129 111 14 4
2958 I had it digitized. 1.1705 0.03671 129 109 18 2
2959 I'm telling you the cauliflower crust isn't half bad." 1.1705 0.03324 129 107 22 0
2960 Yeah, it gives me garlic breath. 1.1705 0.03671 129 109 18 2
2961 Yes, we kissed, but this princess had a different idea of true love. 1.1705 0.03671 129 109 18 2
2962 First I discovered the high the pad gave, then I found what a great pizza topping it made. Munchies and cure. Win, win! 1.1705 0.03987 129 111 14 4
2963 I’m starting low carb tomorrow. 1.1705 0.03832 129 110 16 3
2964 I fixed up my pad to attract a princess who might kiss me and turn into a prince. 1.1704 0.04009 135 117 13 5
2965 Haven't you heard of "edible architecture?" 1.1704 0.03572 135 114 19 2
2966 I decided to brighten up the pad a little bit so I'm playing around with a less monochromatic color palette. 1.1704 0.04009 135 117 13 5
2967 I kissed the princess, but all I got was this pizza! 1.1704 0.03869 135 116 15 4
2968 I ordered my new pad on DoorDash 1.1704 0.03572 135 114 19 2
2969 Don't get the jalapeno peppers. 1.1704 0.03414 135 113 21 1
2970 You know they charge $2.00 to put flies on your pie. 1.1704 0.04009 135 117 13 5
2971 I told you, lick your armpit and you'll start seeing life differently 1.1702 0.03760 141 121 16 4
2972 I never imagined to become Cacio Al Pepe! 1.1701 0.03396 147 124 21 2
2973 The best part is, if something happens I can get a new one in thirty minutes or less. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2974 I hopped across a New York City rat who recommend pizza as the way to go. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2975 Hop on over, we'll have lunch. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2976 I signed up for this TV show called Pimp My Pad… 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2977 I guess I see the world differently 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
2978 La croaka. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
2979 it's great for attracting flies and New Yorkers 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
2980 You know your lilypad is starting to get soggy... 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
2981 When a croon makes you swoon by pizza in bloom, that's amore 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
2982 I hope you saved room for flies! 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
2983 I ordered pepperoni instead of plain 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
2984 It’s one of Christo’s lesser-known works. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
2985 'I'm getting a dorm fridge for leftovers.' 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
2986 My semester abroad really changed my perspective on life. 1.1695 0.04552 118 104 8 6
2987 I call it an edible wake board. 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
2988 I'm waiting to be kissed by a pizza chef. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
2989 The little fish are awful salty! 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
2990 How many flies does your pad attract? 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
2991 Do you think if I add "the works" it will sink the crust? 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
2992 Delivery guy grabbed a slice, set me up. 1.1695 0.04390 118 103 10 5
2993 I always tell them to hold the frogs legs. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
2994 It works! Okay, now you lick me! 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2995 My mom's Italian! 1.1694 0.03570 124 104 19 1
2996 ... and the Tads are happy to hang out here at home while they are learning to stretch their legs. 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2997 You are so old school. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2998 It came with free garlic breadsticks 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2999 I find it quite comfortable and there is also a nice spiciness to it. 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
3000 We recycled that anchovy holder. 1.1692 0.04106 130 113 12 5
3001 How about hopping over to my pizza pad pie 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
3002 That's a good question. My guess would be Mars for the first "Grab 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
3003 You never heard of inflatable cheese? 1.1692 0.03958 130 112 14 4
3004 It really distracts the hungry predators. 1.1692 0.04106 130 113 12 5
3005 I’ve eaten all the anchovies. 1.1692 0.03958 130 112 14 4
3006 Try it. 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
3007 Best thing about the divorce? Now I get to decorate. 1.1691 0.03548 136 115 19 2
3008 It doubles as a game board...you need to land inside a slice 1.1691 0.03548 136 115 19 2
3009 It's OK, but I would have preferred pepperoni! 1.1691 0.03843 136 117 15 4
3010 All I said was "would you like to see my new pad " and next thing I knew it was snaller . 1.1690 0.03736 142 122 16 4
3011 A pizza floats better than a lily pad 1.1689 0.03375 148 125 21 2
3012 Wanna come over to my dinner for house? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3013 Yes, it's thin crust. I live life on the edge"! 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3014 Hey, you know how you said you never know what to do with all the leftover pizza...? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
3015 I had to jump through hoops to get this. 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
3016 I'm a little worried it'll be an IRS red flag. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
3017 It’s a pull-apart crust in case we want rental income 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
3018 Yeah, I got it from those turtles. 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
3019 Atsa matta with your Lilly pad? 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3020 Seen a wicker bpst with a beby in ot? 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
3021 The Subway Rat got that slice." 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3022 So just as she's about to kiss me I tell her I'm hungry. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3023 I'm Neapolitan on my mother's side. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3024 What does Frog In A Blender have to do with Pizza 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
3025 There's been a paradigm shift in the whole of princess-kiss thing. Any thoughts? 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
3026 Ugh, we GET it, you’re ITALIAN. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
3027 Sorry, that plant based no cheese vegan diet is not my thing. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3028 GrubHub is kind of a misnomer, I guess. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
3029 I couldn’t wait for Prime. I needed a replacement delivered in 30 minutes or less. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
3030 Even I don’t like anchovies. 1.1681 0.03643 119 100 18 1
3031 ‘POND PIZZA.’ Not Musk’s worst idea.” 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
3032 It came with my baby's delivery. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
3033 The tenth one is free with the app 1.1681 0.04356 119 104 10 5
3034 You should try it. It doesn't float so slow. 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
3035 It's like a home that comes with a full fridge. 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
3036 ...and after three or four days it comes with extra flies. 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
3037 I actually prefer a soggy crust. 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
3038 Human pollution has gone too far! 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
3039 Great sauce, but the crust is a bit soggy. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
3040 You can have a piece, but don't ribbit! 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
3041 It’s more than just a place to call home. 1.1680 0.04210 125 109 11 5
3042 Re 1.1680 0.03544 125 105 19 1
3043 I'm a New Yorker now. 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
3044 The moon hit my eye, you know, like a......" 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
3045 I guess we aren't in Kansas anymore 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
3046 AND, delivery was free! 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
3047 Pizza, pizza, everywhere, and every bite I sink. 1.1680 0.04210 125 109 11 5
3048 You know how I love to keep up with European trends...this is the latest out of Naples. They call it Pizza Pad. 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
3049 I just ordered one to go 1.1680 0.04210 125 109 11 5
3050 I call it Sicily. 1.1679 0.03778 131 112 16 3
3051 I’m so excited! My new margherita pad not only attracts more prey, it’s also cozier for napping! 1.1679 0.03453 131 110 20 1
3052 You're never going to believe what happened to our teenage turtle friends. 1.1679 0.03930 131 113 14 4
3053 It came from an A.I. prompt: "Develop a lily pad of an edible in an Italian style." 1.1679 0.04218 131 115 10 6
3054 This burns my ass Sheila Malkind 1.1679 0.04077 131 114 12 5
3055 Hi, my name is Margherita. What's yours? 1.1679 0.04088 137 120 11 6
3056 Yes, but mine was designed by Tadao Ando. 1.1679 0.03816 137 118 15 4
3057 I'm hoping that an Italian prince will turn me into a beautiful maiden." 1.1679 0.03673 137 117 17 3
3058 I don’t know if I can handle another round of Shark Roulette. 1.1679 0.03673 137 117 17 3
3059 The non vegan comes with sardines and flies. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
3060 It was free because the delivery guy slipped and dropped it. 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3061 This way, I avoid delivery fees. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
3062 I’m trying to make “Pizza Toad” a thing on TikTok. 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
3063 Well Fred, I think we have different takes on “Traveling across the pond.” 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
3064 I told you it would float! You fucking idiot! I don't even fucking know why I'm fucking friends with you. Fuck you. I'm taking my pizza and I'm leaving. Fuck. I fucking... I put up with so much and now this? Fuck you, other frog! 1.1667 0.04480 120 106 8 6
3065 The supplemental fees are high but well worth it 1.1667 0.03501 138 117 19 2
3066 It's for the Biology Class potluck. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
3067 I'm from Napoli 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
3068 It's a lot better than flies. 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3069 You would think I would be worried about it getting cold but, I actually prefer it that way 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
3070 It was on my bucket list and I wanted to try it before I croak. 1.1667 0.03616 120 101 18 1
3071 Actually, it’s starting to take on water. 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
3072 Dont look now, but my lily pad is trying to attract your lily pad. 1.1667 0.03616 120 101 18 1
3073 My favorite topping is mushrooms. 1.1667 0.03751 132 113 16 3
3074 "My mother was Italian." 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
3075 I know, I know, my lily pad is a green screen. 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
3076 Delivery guy says the toss is all in the wrists 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
3077 It's home. Delivered. 1.1667 0.03695 126 107 17 2
3078 I know you're hungry, but I want to stay dry. 1.1667 0.03751 132 113 16 3
3079 I couldn't afford the deep-dish model. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3080 This human dude dropped it right after he licked my back” 1.1667 0.04321 120 105 10 5
3081 Frog Legs as a pizza topping 1.1667 0.03648 138 118 17 3
3082 Well Hank, to be honest, I've `always preferred New York style. 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
3083 And it has a honey drizzle. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3084 This one is from the Iris Apfel collaboration. Still machine washable. 1.1667 0.04024 126 109 13 4
3085 It’s a family thing—my grandparents came here from Italy. 1.1667 0.03648 138 118 17 3
3086 Lily pads were all taken. It was either this or Pac-Man. 1.1667 0.04321 120 105 10 5
3087 I ate the anchovies and now it’s my home. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
3088 I'm a Rana italica. You 1.1667 0.03594 132 112 18 2
3089 I’m saving up for a Deep Dish. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
3090 Wanna have dinner at my pad? 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
3091 Yes, thankfully I'm not gluten sensitive or lactose intolerant. 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
3092 We have pepperoni. Would you like a slice? 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
3093 I'm a vegetarian now. 1.1667 0.03429 132 111 20 1
3094 i think there was a miscommunication, I meant to order a personal pad. 1.1667 0.04024 126 109 13 4
3095 I told you not to lick that human. 1.1667 0.03902 132 114 14 4
3096 Kissing a stranger is so rare nowadays, aprince up his game for 1.1667 0.03902 132 114 14 4
3097 Froggy pizza, easy peasey, saw it on TicToc 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
3098 Sorry, I ate all the anchovies. 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
3099 …and there is always something to eat 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
3100 'Best of all, you don't even have to leave the pad for a midnight nosh.' 1.1667 0.03695 126 107 17 2
3101 You must have ordered the gluten free crust. Mary Woollen 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
3102 Are you sure your pad is gluten free? 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
3103 I found a pizza place that delivers to your lily pad home!!!! 1.1656 0.03570 151 130 17 4
3104 My pad is all art deco. 1.1654 0.03725 133 114 16 3
3105 The Pac-Man pads were all sold out 1.1654 0.03875 133 115 14 4
3106 Bernie’s from Chicago sank to the bottom! 1.1654 0.03875 133 115 14 4
3107 Ribbitissimo! 1.1654 0.04019 133 116 12 5
3108 Apparently, they did not appreciate frogs legs as a pizza topping. 1.1654 0.03725 133 114 16 3
3109 You're in the wrong ad. This is for beer, not pizza. 1.1654 0.03668 127 108 17 2
3110 Some idiots put pineapple on it, so what's the big deal? 1.1654 0.04296 127 112 9 6
3111 It’s ‘garbage chic’...and it attracts yummy bugs.” 1.1654 0.03668 127 108 17 2
3112 Well, I chose junk over getting sunk! 1.1654 0.03994 127 110 13 4
3113 This new diet I'm on really makes you think before you eat. 1.1654 0.03994 127 110 13 4
3114 Who knew pineapple floats? 1.1654 0.03994 127 110 13 4
3115 The HOA said a little color was fine as long as it's tasteful. 1.1654 0.04148 127 111 11 5
3116 It’s a bit sticky, but it’s more comfortable than Taco Tuesday. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
3117 Yes…I recommend ordering the thin and crispy for the best flotation! 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
3118 I know it was you, and it breaks my heart. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
3119 Famous Original Ray knows no bounds. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
3120 I asked for cheese with extra sauce. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
3121 This really works on a chilly night. 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
3122 I croak for thin crust 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
3123 I’m going on Shark Tank with it next week. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
3124 I think it will attract a lot more flies. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
3125 From the looks of your Lilypad, I’m assuming you’re an Independent? 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
3126 These millenials and their fancy pizza toppings... 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
3127 If you ask for anchovies, the locals leave you alone 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
3128 It was either this or adopting a pandemic dog. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
3129 Actually, I prefer it with sausage. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
3130 Rather than kissing me and turning me back into a Prince, she gave me a lifetime coupon to Domino’s. 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
3131 The insects are trapped in the cheese and the tomato keeps me up at night. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
3132 I call it contemporary’ in-a-Gadda-da-vida’ 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
3133 The cauliflower crust makes a plant-based diet easy. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
3134 I just went for my slice of the pie. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3135 I'm an influencer for Pond-Fresh Pizza. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
3136 These days my attitude is, 'Ladies, take me as I am'. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3137 Squishy. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
3138 Oh, and the Doc did mention something about red/green color blindness. 1.1652 0.04441 115 101 9 5
3139 This one is gluten free. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
3140 What do you mean we have an inequality problem? 1.1652 0.03478 115 96 19 0
3141 It’s a non-native species, but it smells really good. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
3142 They tossed it because it was too soggy for them... but it's nice and warm for me! 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
3143 Yeah, frog on pizza is pretty good. You should try it. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
3144 And if they don’t deliver it in under 30 minutes, it’s free. 1.1652 0.04441 115 101 9 5
3145 Yummy but delivery takes a while. 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
3146 Picnicers left it behind,so I thought,"Why the hell not?" 1.1651 0.04611 109 96 8 5
3147 And they even deliver! 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3148 It’s only temporary 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
3149 My decorator told me that these days, it's all about form and function. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3150 I brought it back from our vacation in Italy. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3151 I catch more flies with the pepperoni than the onion topping. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3152 Glutton-free, how about you? 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3153 It makes me less delicious. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
3154 Don't tell me how to live my life. You don’t pepper-own me. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
3155 One slice a day shouldn't affect my cholesterol according to my doctor. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3156 .....and it's like having a fully stocked refrigerator. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3157 My butt used to burn when I ordered the pepperoni. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3158 I'm sponsored by Frog Caesar. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3159 Want me to buy you the ice cream shaped floatie? 1.1643 0.03740 140 121 15 4
3160 I figured if I got the Pineapple one, no one would want to eat me. 1.1643 0.04005 140 123 11 6
3161 I'm slicing things up differently this year. 1.1643 0.03600 140 120 17 3
3162 So in Italy, ribbit is actually cra-cra. 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
3163 This year’s red tide algae bloom is sneakier than usual. 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
3164 I've been using this as my pad ever since I was in the frat 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
3165 This way we never have to send out for pizza. 1.1642 0.03544 134 114 18 2
3166 Yes, but have you ever had pineapple on your lily pad? 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
3167 My pad is officially no-fly zone. 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
3168 Just ask for the hand tossed all the way 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
3169 You didn't check the order, we are missing a few slices and my beer. 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
3170 The Subway-Pizza Rat and I had the most wonderful time in New York City. 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
3171 Calaveras County has changed a lot. 1.1641 0.03965 128 111 13 4
3172 Yup. All the way from Cambodia 1.1641 0.03641 128 109 17 2
3173 They were out of Rib-ettes 1.1641 0.03965 128 111 13 4
3174 If you decide on one, Famous Original Ray's is the way to go. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
3175 You know what they say, “you catch more flies with local hand pulled fior di latte and fresh organic basil…” 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
3176 Don't ask about the delivery guy. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
3177 There's still one with pineapples on it if you want it. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
3178 It's called a Hopper Pie 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
3179 Carl, I'm not feeling anything yet. Are you? 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
3180 it's a hotpad! 1.1639 0.03561 122 103 18 1
3181 If you're going to order one, I'd do it way before mating season. 1.1639 0.03561 122 103 18 1
3182 I thought we were supposed to be the blue frog coalition 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
3183 Less well liked than anchovies thankfully. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
3184 It’s buoyant and delicious. Plus, they delivered it in under 30 minutes. 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
3185 It's an upgrade that my realtor negotiated. 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
3186 I'm tell'n ya, there's nothing like a good Margherita for relaxing at the end of the day. 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
3187 I think I'm in heat 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
3188 I am really popular, people like coming to my pad for pizza. 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
3189 Didn't you hear? They just legalized pot in our swamp. 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
3190 Flies prefer plain, and I prefer flies. 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
3191 I had to outbid 4 genetically altered turtles and waive the pest inspection, but I got the house. 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
3192 It helps attract flies 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
3193 I used to be the Wizard of Oz until the wicked witch cast her spell. 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
3194 Wait until you see how many flies this attracts. 1.1638 0.04405 116 102 9 5
3195 Uber Eats delivers. 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
3196 Lake Michigan is cold--that's why Chicago-style crust is so thick. 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
3197 You shouldn’t pee on your pad! 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
3198 Frank, that's the ultimate moral of life: One frog's soggy pizza is another frog's rose petal. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
3199 Walmart's got 'em! $19.95! 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
3200 So, are you the wise guy who ordered the five-slice special with extra amphibian? 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
3201 I took a real leap of faith with the anchovies. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
3202 All the way from Napoli! 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
3203 Gentrification has arrived! 1.1635 0.04755 104 92 7 5
3204 Anchovies woulda sunk it. 1.1633 0.03866 147 129 12 6
3205 I should lay off the carbs. 1.1631 0.03576 141 121 17 3
3206 ...and then I accidentally licked her. 1.1631 0.03979 141 124 11 6
3207 The trick to a perfect crust? The water. 1.1631 0.03715 141 122 15 4
3208 I knew cauliflower was gluten free, but us too?!? 1.1630 0.04100 135 119 10 6
3209 And when it’s delivered, it’s already cool enough to sit on! 1.1630 0.03674 135 116 16 3
3210 I find the pepperoni floats longest. 1.1630 0.03520 135 115 18 2
3211 The flies were on a strike 1.1628 0.03779 129 111 15 3
3212 My designer said that Italy is so in right now. 1.1628 0.03615 129 110 17 2
3213 Pizza is a much better choice. 1.1628 0.03779 129 111 15 3
3214 It’s called stuffed crust, Bob 1.1628 0.04233 129 114 9 6
3215 I kissed a princess and she turned into this delicious thin-crust margarita. 1.1628 0.04087 129 113 11 5
3216 It’s warmer and it smells so nice! 1.1626 0.03341 123 103 20 0
3217 I call it working lunch 1.1626 0.03535 123 104 18 1
3218 I recommend the sardine topping. 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
3219 As they say, "When in Rome......" 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
3220 You really ought to go to the tropics one of these days. 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
3221 Sitting on one of these babies is as easy as pie. 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
3222 I'll croak if you bring pizza again, she said. 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
3223 It DOESN’T taste just like chicken! 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
3224 I’d offer you some of my cricket, moth and worm pie but I know you’re vegan. 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
3225 You should have ordered better toppings. 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
3226 They tell me oregano has great natural benefits. 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
3227 Door dash delivered it. 1.1624 0.04198 117 102 11 4
3228 If I had one, I'd say, "more flies with honey, my ass". 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
3229 Its from Joe's 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
3230 Wanna come over to my pad for pizza tonight? 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
3231 Then she said, but with product placement, we would be able to afford it. 1.1624 0.04370 117 103 9 5
3232 Italian on my paternal side 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
3233 It's a little messy, but the flies are great! 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
3234 If you've had cold lily pad in the morning, you' can surely understand. 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
3235 Sorry, but I ate the only one with pepperoni on it. 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
3236 Even a bad pizza is pretty good. 1.1624 0.03424 117 98 19 0
3237 Hey, these legs haven't got me a Prince yet, maybe they just want a piece! 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
3238 I toad you so. Just froget about it! 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
3239 As an Italian and a frog, I've got that rare combination of hot-blooded arrogance. 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
3240 The big question is, 'Will it still float after I eat another slice?' 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
3241 When you order, ask for extra mosquitoes and flies—but no point getting extra crispy crust. 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
3242 Do you really want to be a prince? 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
3243 This wasn't what I had in mind when I booked the colorful bed and breakfast." 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
3244 It’s still not as good as that one place in the West Village. 1.1622 0.04348 111 97 10 4
3245 Musk kissed me and here I am, a frog! 1.1622 0.04532 111 98 8 5
3246 If this doesn't bring people to my pad, I dunno what will." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, C 1.1622 0.04710 111 99 6 6
3247 I like to snack a lot, so this spot is perfect for me. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
3248 when they asked what I wanted, I said “ kneedeep” 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
3249 Hop over for a beer. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
3250 ”You gotta try this … as the pizza rots, the flies are legion. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
3251 All I demand is one more slice before I croak. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
3252 The secret is the pepperoni; the grease really helps keep it afloat 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
3253 The pepperoni makes my rear sting. I’ve been smoking so much weed that I had the munchies for a slice. I don’t even like thin crust. You wouldn’t like it it has pineapple on it. 1.1620 0.03691 142 123 15 4
3254 You have to go all the way to Brooklyn but they're really lush and comfy. 1.1620 0.03409 142 121 19 2
3255 I saw it in an Instagram ad. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3256 I see you are saving some for breakfast too. 1.1619 0.03612 105 88 17 0
3257 What about legs as a topping? 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
3258 Italian design is, quite simply, the best, but… frankly, I’m a little worried about the construction quality 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
3259 Do you think this is too cheesy? 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
3260 The crust is a bit soggy, but the flavors good. 1.1618 0.03337 136 115 20 1
3261 Keeping it warm. 1.1618 0.03337 136 115 20 1
3262 Ya, I found this great Italian place! 1.1618 0.03936 136 119 12 5
3263 Yes, I am from Sicily. Why? 1.1618 0.03795 136 118 14 4
3264 I have always wanted something that was flashy but edible 1.1618 0.03795 136 118 14 4
3265 Just enjoying a slice of amphibian paradise! 1.1618 0.03649 136 117 16 3
3266 Let me guess, you're going to see Dead and Company. Again. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
3267 It feels slightly warmer than usual today 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
3268 Those aren't anchovies - they're flies. 1.1615 0.03752 130 112 15 3
3269 they finally found a use for deep dish 1.1615 0.03908 130 113 13 4
3270 Yes, but problem is it'll sink in a few minutes. Plus it has pineapple. 1.1615 0.04057 130 114 11 5
3271 That wasn’t a croak. I’m lactose intolerant. 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
3272 This pond is sponsored by Pizza Hut. 1.1613 0.03508 124 105 18 1
3273 The gluten-free crust is tasteless but surprisingly buoyant. 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
3274 Uh, well, it’s embarrassing — but I thought the realtor said ‘a piece of the sky’! 1.1613 0.03316 124 104 20 0
3275 I see you went for the vegan option today. 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
3276 I found a new 99 cent pizza place. 1.1613 0.04030 124 108 12 4
3277 It's called diversity 1.1613 0.04030 124 108 12 4
3278 Baked, not fried. 1.1613 0.03508 124 105 18 1
3279 I was just a tadpole when Johnny's parents took him to Italy. He scooped me up and sneaked me home. 1.1613 0.03508 124 105 18 1
3280 Shall I cut you a slice or do you prefer to “ribbit”? 1.1613 0.03508 124 105 18 1
3281 Have you met my new Italian neighbors? 1.1613 0.04030 124 108 12 4
3282 Oh, I ordered a prince and they delivered this pizza. 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
3283 In case I'm hungry, I always carry my lunch. 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
3284 Attracts more flies. 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
3285 Frog? That's an interesting topping for pizza! 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
3286 It's for the snakes. Instead of eating me they eat the delivery guy. 1.1610 0.03398 118 99 19 0
3287 The crust is too soggy. Sick with the flies. 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
3288 I guess you could say I’m floating on Little Italy…. 1.1610 0.03398 118 99 19 0
3289 Sure it's the Lily Pad option but, then again, who would have ever thought of a pineapple topping. 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
3290 Some Italian fella traded me for my stool. I think he was a plumber. 1.1610 0.04335 118 104 9 5
3291 It was buy one, get one free. 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
3292 The ballast was better before I ate the toppings. 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
3293 ...and no charge for the color upgrade. 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
3294 Are you sure this isn't 1121 Ribbit Rd? 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
3295 Yeah. Climate change. 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
3296 One man's trash, another man's studio apartment." 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
3297 Leonardo Rossi, pleased to meet you. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
3298 and the best part was the kid had a hard time finding the pond, so get this...it was free. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
3299 Yes--turns out anchovies are made of rubber ... 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
3300 Can I have a slice of yours 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
3301 I’m still hungry but I can’t risk it. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
3302 I’ll be picking cheese out of my ass for a week…but it was worth it. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
3303 Veganism was really making my IBS flare up 1.1606 0.03473 137 117 18 2
3304 Ribid" just wasn't attracting the ladies any more 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
3305 Want to come over to my pad for lunch? 1.1604 0.03581 106 89 17 0
3306 It was just floating there. Covered in flies. 1.1604 0.03581 106 89 17 0
3307 I've been looking for that pop of color to liven up the place. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
3308 I got it from Pizza Hop. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3309 It's frog leg pizza 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3310 Yes, I'm from Tuscany. How did you know? 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3311 Even foregoing extra cheese, this was an expensive home improvement. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
3312 Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal on YouTube. They call me PizzaFrog! 1.1603 0.03564 131 112 17 2
3313 Yeah, I picked it up myself. They expect me to pay a delivery fee and a tip? 1.1603 0.03880 131 114 13 4
3314 Food or shelter—the trade offs are tougher than ever. 1.1603 0.03564 131 112 17 2
3315 Couldn’t finish it. Hated the pineapple. 1.1603 0.03564 131 112 17 2
3316 Trust me, even when it's soggy it's better than Chicago style. 1.1600 0.04311 125 111 8 6
3317 Yeah, I used to be handsome prince, too, after eating those mushrooms that came on top of this thing. 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
3318 I've evolved into a tasty topping. 1.1600 0.03663 125 107 16 2
3319 Extra cheese will be the death of me 1.1600 0.03685 100 84 16 0
3320 Retro Warhol 1.1600 0.03288 150 128 20 2
3321 The delivery guy claimed the offer of "one-quarter off" referred to the pie, not the price. 1.1600 0.04866 100 89 6 5
3322 Pizza - pad 1.1600 0.04000 125 109 12 4
3323 Dude! You just download "Procreate." 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
3324 It floats on the lake,and I can eat it,too 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
3325 I've always had an outside the pizza box mindset. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
3326 You would not believe the improvement in my muscle tone since I changed from vegan to paleo. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
3327 This is Margherita but they've got some other designs 1.1597 0.03577 119 101 17 1
3328 It's taught me to confront and frankly gobble up my fears. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
3329 Soggy? Yes, sometimes. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
3330 So, I'm dating this Italian architect... 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
3331 What do you think of this as an alternative to wings? 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
3332 You say Oregon, I say oregano 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
3333 Well, it was a call from somebody--from this pad--for a pie 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
3334 It’s easier on my hemorrhoids. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
3335 I found it in the Amazon. 1.1594 0.03599 138 119 16 3
3336 Mozzarella floats better than sharp cheddar 1.1594 0.03743 138 120 14 4
3337 It's an iPad 1.1593 0.04456 113 100 8 5
3338 I got today's special - extra moths. 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
3339 Apparently, they are ok with frog toppings... 1.1593 0.04456 113 100 8 5
3340 Did you look on the other side? 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
3341 My Kingdom for a slice 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
3342 This new diet is really not a good look for you 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
3343 Don't touch Jim, it's Italian-made. 1.1591 0.03852 132 115 13 4
3344 Sorry, I wanted it to float! 1.1591 0.03539 132 113 17 2
3345 My boat’s name is Margheritaville. What’s yours? 1.1591 0.03999 132 116 11 5
3346 My math teacher says Pizza minus 1/6 Pizza = 1 Lilypad. 1.1591 0.03852 132 115 13 4
3347 Every year the springtime breezes bring a whiff of something new and delightful. 1.1591 0.03852 132 115 13 4
3348 The New Yorker hasn't been the same since the headquarters moved to Stamford 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3349 If yer gonna go anywhere in the pizza business you gotta hop on board right away." 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3350 It's Los Angeles style. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
3351 That's nice, cuz my ex doesn't like anchovies. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3352 Do you know Pizza Rat? 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
3353 No problem at all. The box said thick crust. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3354 Wait - don't they hate anchovies? 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
3355 God must be hard of hearing. I wished for a prince. 1.1587 0.04278 126 112 8 6
3356 Mine's a pizza. 1.1587 0.03457 126 107 18 1
3357 The pizza man felt so bad about missing my order that he gave me a ponds worth of it. 1.1587 0.03970 126 110 12 4
3358 Have you heard my Italian croak, when I burp? 1.1587 0.03636 126 108 16 2
3359 Until more chefs learn how to make good vegan pizza, customers won't eat more than one slice. 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
3360 I just thought any toppings would be overkill. 1.1587 0.03636 126 108 16 2
3361 I kissed a principino. 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
3362 Claude couldn't eat it all. 1.1587 0.04278 126 112 8 6
3363 I call it my silly pad 1.1587 0.03970 126 110 12 4
3364 No matter how slice it, my pad was a pizza the puzzle. 1.1587 0.03970 126 110 12 4
3365 This way I only eat a slice when I really want it. 1.1586 0.03749 145 127 13 5
3366 No charge for extra flies. 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
3367 In the event of an emergency, the cheesy crust can act as a personal flotation device. 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
3368 Free delivery for the first ten calls! 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
3369 It's the latest model. They call it Margarita-ville. 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
3370 Did I tell you about my trip to New Haven yet? 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
3371 I just ran into an alien from outer space who dropped this here. It floats. 1.1583 0.03550 120 102 17 1
3372 Okay, fine. I cut the cheese, Carl. 1.1583 0.03550 120 102 17 1
3373 I told her I would give her a slice if she DIDN’T kiss me 1.1583 0.04099 120 105 11 4
3374 You get used to the smell, but the flies are a nightmare! 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
3375 Nooo…thin crust would sink. 1.1583 0.03550 120 102 17 1
3376 I thought I’d recycle what the campers left behind. 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
3377 hard crust; good for floating, but, double anchovies 1.1583 0.03550 120 102 17 1
3378 There’s nothing like a swamp in midtown Manhattan.” 1.1583 0.04099 120 105 11 4
3379 We can make a mix of Italian and Asian work. 1.1579 0.03673 133 115 15 3
3380 Other than watching that you don’t sit on it too soon after it comes out of the oven, it’s a comfortable fly magnet. 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
3381 Mine is cheese & pepperoni. What’s yours? 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
3382 I'm trusting the grease to keep it afloat... 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
3383 This pond has the best algae pies in the state. 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
3384 I didn't have any cash, so I tipped the delivery boy with a slice of the pizza. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3385 How many more slices do you think I can eat before I sink? 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
3386 I upgraded to the no-ads version 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3387 As fly bait it's actually too good 1.1579 0.03430 114 96 18 0
3388 I didn't believe him but I went ahead and looked up. By gosh, what do I see floating there but the largest disembodied chicken butt I have ever seen. 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
3389 ribbit... margherita 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
3390 Frog legs pizza 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
3391 For some reason, they think they're anchovies. 1.1579 0.03825 133 116 13 4
3392 Can I invite you for diner? 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
3393 Ah, I see you got garlic. Mine's a pepperoni pad. 1.1575 0.03432 127 108 18 1
3394 Free delivery by gondola from Florence. 1.1575 0.04096 127 112 10 5
3395 Now I never have to go out for pizza. 1.1575 0.03779 127 110 14 3
3396 I don't know Bob, they just delivered it. 1.1575 0.03941 127 111 12 4
3397 Cheese. Fly makes my tush break out. 1.1575 0.03941 127 111 12 4
3398 When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, it’s Amore. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
3399 I am SO glad it came with mushrooms. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3400 And, I happen to be Italian. 1.1574 0.03521 108 91 17 0
3401 Next time try ordering cheese instead of plain 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
3402 trust me, this is the way to get the princess’s attention 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
3403 It’s the Pizza Edition 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
3404 The campaign is giving away Toadie Tomato Specials. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
3405 So I'm Italian, what of it? 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
3406 I discovered something better than flies. 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
3407 No pineapples, please! Attracts bees. Add a little anchovy! I can feast on dragon flies. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
3408 In the end I don't know anything better than a brick oven. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
3409 As I understand it, the illustrator suddenly got inspired and went out to lunch. 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
3410 I have a sinking feeling it's a stuffed crust. 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
3411 Pizza is an herb. 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
3412 Hey, Luigi. See if you can top this. 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
3413 I wanted more toppings, but the cook couldn't understand frog. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
3414 I love my pepperoni pizza pie pad. Say that three times fast. 1.1569 0.03619 102 86 16 0
3415 I got it for my 42nd birthday. What do you think? 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
3416 Jeremiah and I would love to have you over for dinner tonight. We're having anchovies. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
3417 Gee, Howard, I didn't know you were a vegan. 1.1567 0.03490 134 115 17 2
3418 Can you read? The label says, 'Made in France. Frog's Legs Pizza Trap,' whatever that means. 1.1567 0.03943 134 118 11 5
3419 Sorry I’m late my pad was almost stolen by a seagull. 1.1567 0.03490 134 115 17 2
3420 It's gotten tougher and tougher to persuade some princess to kiss me. 1.1567 0.04349 134 121 5 8
3421 I am sorry, but I couldn’t resist the urge. It’s in my nature. 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
3422 I had to move out. My parents are so old fashioned, they disapproved of my choice. Though bugs can’t get enough of it. 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
3423 I ordered mine with lily pond marinara sauce 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
3424 I was fed up with the paleo diet. 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
3425 Traditional? No, but the thing's an absolute fly magnet. 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
3426 You can have the pizza and I will just rib-it. 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
3427 I guess it's a bit cheesy, but I get so tired of the "same old, same old." 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
3428 If you're considering an upgrade, skip the jalapenos. 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
3429 I couldn’t tell where the mozzarella ended and my tongue began. 1.1562 0.04984 96 86 5 5
3430 I ordered mine with extra anchovies! 1.1562 0.03751 128 111 14 3
3431 Honey, shmoney! I attract more flies with PIZZA! 1.1560 0.03935 141 125 10 6
3432 I bought mine from a group of turtles. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
3433 It’s plant-based. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
3434 Hey dude, you like my new colorful pad! 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
3435 So, was yours delivered too? 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
3436 I used to be a napolitan prince… 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
3437 So, you're vegan. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
3438 In Chicago, it's more of a lily casserole. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
3439 I don't do anchovies. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
3440 I thought I could catch more flies with pizza than with my tongue. 1.1557 0.03496 122 104 17 1
3441 Do you think this topping will catch on? 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
3442 The delivery guy nicked a piece. What happened to yours? 1.1557 0.03496 122 104 17 1
3443 I ordered it from Papa Frog's 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
3444 It's color coded for long lasting loveliness 1.1557 0.04036 122 107 11 4
3445 I think we can cancel those lunch plans 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
3446 Wanna piece of my pizza? Frogget it! 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
3447 It attracts flies like mad! 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
3448 No happily ever after! but at least the princess got a free slice of my pizza! 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
3449 Turns out, I'm lactose intolerant. 1.1557 0.04358 122 109 7 6
3450 Don't order the pepperoni pizza. It really stings... 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
3451 One more bite of pepperoni and I would have sunk. 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
3452 Ribbit Ribbit” is Frog for “Pizza Pizza” 1.1557 0.03496 122 104 17 1
3453 I haven't heard from Gus after he ordered the deep dish. 1.1557 0.04200 122 108 9 5
3454 Next thing I know, she’s covered in cornmeal and I wake up here! 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
3455 The Moon hit my eye, like a big Piece of Pie. 1.1556 0.03622 135 117 15 3
3456 Reduce, reuse, recycle...with extra cheese. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3457 Once I figured out that frogs can indeed cut the cheese, it was great! 1.1556 0.03466 135 116 17 2
3458 Does my love for a more Italian motif come through? 1.1556 0.03466 135 116 17 2
3459 My severance from Dominos! 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
3460 So, shall we have dinner and then jump to conclusions? 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
3461 The pepperoni gives me the hots. 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
3462 I enjoy being the focal point in my life- what can I say. 1.1552 0.03591 116 99 16 1
3463 I’ve always had a flair for anything Italian. 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
3464 I keep ordering it with flies, but it always comes with anchovies instead. 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
3465 The spell can only be broken by kissing a pizza delivery person? 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
3466 I got it from some turtles 1.1552 0.04171 116 102 10 4
3467 I was holding this lily pad when she went in for a kiss. 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
3468 Buongiorno. I am Luigi. 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
3469 If the princess kisses me she gets extra toppings. 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
3470 Home delivery in 30 minutes or less! 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
3471 Toto, I have a feeling I'm not in Kansas anymore. 1.1552 0.04516 116 104 6 6
3472 They used a swamp boat to deliver it. 1.1550 0.03883 129 113 12 4
3473 You say not lily pad. Well I say lily pie. 1.1550 0.03724 129 112 14 3
3474 Oh I'm not worried about someone eating it. I ordered it with pineapple. 1.1549 0.03505 142 123 16 3
3475 They say anchovy pizza is ready for a comeback 1.1549 0.03505 142 123 16 3
3476 It’s Tadpoletana. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
3477 Welcome to “Pizza on the Pad” 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
3478 You have all the luck! 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
3479 I chose between slow death by pizza or fast demise by scorpion. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
3480 So yea, you just call them and order any toppings you want. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
3481 Meet me at my pad. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
3482 I hope you liked your thin-crust slice. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
3483 And then this rat who is vacationing from NY paddled by. 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
3484 It's just for the usual tadpole's birthday party tomorrow. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
3485 I had to kiss a lot of princes. THIS is Amore! 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
3486 Told you, Frank 1.1545 0.03657 123 106 15 2
3487 I heard, this ain't new yawk pizza, then this appeared. 1.1545 0.04005 123 108 11 4
3488 Eat me 1.1545 0.03272 123 104 19 0
3489 What? It's New York, baby! 1.1545 0.04168 123 109 9 5
3490 It just attracts more flies. 1.1545 0.03657 123 106 15 2
3491 I didn’t even notice the oven temperature change 1.1545 0.03657 123 106 15 2
3492 My partner is eating us out of house and home 1.1545 0.03657 123 106 15 2
3493 I thought they said ‘No slices’’ 1.1538 0.03177 130 110 20 0
3494 I go for pepperoni over veggie, every time! 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
3495 Stuffed crust is in. Vegan lilypads are out. 1.1538 0.03855 130 114 12 4
3496 Apparently it's fashionable in France. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3497 My new digs are thanks to Pizza Rat. 1.1538 0.03532 130 112 16 2
3498 Come sta? 1.1538 0.03697 130 113 14 3
3499 Come over to my pad - I'm 'Kneeedeeep' in cheese! 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
3500 Mine came with flies and extra cheese. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
3501 Yeah, she's trading pizzas for a kisses! 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
3502 You have to be specific when you order a pie 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
3503 My grass is greener! 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
3504 Hi gorgeous, like to come over and try my pizzazz? 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
3505 I would offer you a slice but I prefer to sit right here. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
3506 I saved you the box. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
3507 It's because I'm Italian. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
3508 I prefer the Pizza Lilly. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
3509 ...But, over there, they call it a "Trattoria". 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
3510 you ain't a spicy guy... 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
3511 Hop over, and I'll show you how I do it. 1.1538 0.03532 130 112 16 2
3512 I have pond insurance if I accidentally eat it. 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
3513 I upgraded to a pizza pad but my kids still ignore me. 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
3514 It’s Gucci. 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
3515 You might think it’s Italian, but it was really invented in New York. 1.1532 0.03974 124 109 11 4
3516 I've always had a fixation for color. 1.1532 0.04136 124 110 9 5
3517 It has no pineapple on it. 1.1532 0.03444 124 106 17 1
3518 Sure, your lily pad has classic appeal, but mine has the extra cheese. 1.1532 0.03974 124 109 11 4
3519 Yeah, it was a flip. 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
3520 Would you like any hoppings? 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
3521 They ordered ‘hold the frog’ but it was too late. You? 1.1532 0.03434 111 94 17 0
3522 You wanna try a little slice of heaven? 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
3523 I get guaranteed free toppings on purchase of the pad. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
3524 Sure, it’s soggy, but it’s still pizza. 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
3525 I hear they're putting frog legs on everything now. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
3526 They gave me an offer I couldn't refuse 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
3527 Ciao, Bubba! I'm your cousin, Pantano, from Italy! 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
3528 I'm stuck 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
3529 This pizza pied-a-terre cost a little more but it’s worth it. 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
3530 It's still warm! 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
3531 Why not a pizza pad? 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
3532 By any chance, is your lily pad also piping hot? 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
3533 I got the idea on Pond Brothers. 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
3534 Bob, OK if your slice has frog leg on it? 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
3535 Maybe so, but at least it's plant-based. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
3536 … and it’s customizable. 1.1528 0.03459 144 125 16 3
3537 It’s a Chili pad. I don’t believe in global warming 1.1527 0.03671 131 114 14 3
3538 Do you float my boat? 1.1527 0.03335 131 112 18 1
3539 It's Chicago style, but they left off the flies. 1.1527 0.03335 131 112 18 1
3540 Remember that rat on social media? 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
3541 I got mine from Grub Hub. 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
3542 Can I interest you in a square meal? 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
3543 Let me tell you about this Darwin guy. 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
3544 I finally put that damn pollution to good use. 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
3545 It was inspired by the works of Pepperoni. 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
3546 I got it from some house on Negra Arroyo Lane 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
3547 Hey Lilly , do you want to hang out at my pizza pod 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
3548 So the princess kissed me just as I told her, I was Prince William of Orange. 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
3549 These color-by-numbers are out of control! 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
3550 The French would, except, you know...the bones. 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
3551 Wanna hop on over to my pizza party? 1.1525 0.04277 118 105 8 5
3552 Did I tell you about my Italian vacation? 1.1525 0.03324 118 100 18 0
3553 Orange you glad I got my own pad? 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
3554 C'mon over, I've got a personal pad pizza. 1.1525 0.03535 118 101 16 1
3555 My motto is eat or be eaten 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3556 My Italian designer got a little carried away. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3557 So, I was saying to myself, "You know, this lily-pad thing's been done to death...," 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3558 Check out my new pad. I call it The Hut. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
3559 It was delivered late, so I got it for free 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
3560 I am stuck on the extra cheese. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3561 Amazon, next day delivery. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
3562 I have a guy that does pads. 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
3563 Please pass the parm. 1.1520 0.03602 125 108 15 2
3564 The flies are confused that there’s no tequila on a margarita pizza. Then…Pfltttt! 1.1520 0.03602 125 108 15 2
3565 More flies but careful with the wasps. 1.1520 0.03777 125 109 13 3
3566 He ordered extra cheese and frogs’ legs. 1.1520 0.03777 125 109 13 3
3567 My name is Papa John, waka, waka..." 1.1520 0.03418 125 107 17 1
3568 If I eat another slice, I’m going to croak.” 1.1520 0.03944 125 110 11 4
3569 Turns out we aren't "adjacent" so might as well make the best of it. 1.1520 0.03224 125 106 19 0
3570 I would’ve had to pay return shipping. 1.1520 0.03777 125 109 13 3
3571 I am a vegan now. 1.1520 0.03602 125 108 15 2
3572 Mushroom. 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
3573 And it's even better with a side of flies and a croak. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
3574 The advantage of mine is that I can eat in. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
3575 Do you mind if I come over after dinner 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
3576 Thanks - it's Italian Midcentury Modern. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
3577 Waste not want not 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
3578 Have you ever thought about getting together - over pizza? 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
3579 It's gluten free, and doubles as a heating pad. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
3580 Technically, it did get to us in 30 minutes or less. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
3581 ...and it took him longer than 30 minutes to get here so I got it for free. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
3582 Looks like your leaf has gone nuclear! It is not a leaf - it’s an Americana!” 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
3583 Lunch and learn 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
3584 Yep. You're right. I should have gotten the anchovies. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
3585 You, my love, are the pizza my life that I love the most. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
3586 It’s a pepperoni pad! 1.1517 0.03437 145 126 16 3
3587 I told you to take some home. 1.1515 0.03482 132 114 16 2
3588 It gives me an edge during mating season. 1.1515 0.03312 132 113 18 1
3589 If they offered it with flies, I’d be in trouble. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
3590 What's with your vegan pad? 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
3591 I actually prefer mine with pepperoni 1.1515 0.03645 132 115 14 3
3592 Do you ever wonder if the whole point of our existence is to instantiate a caption-contest cliche'. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
3593 I couldn't resist. They had a half -price special for a medium topped with pepperoni and flies. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
3594 I'm trying to get someone to make a rhyme about me. 1.1515 0.03482 132 114 16 2
3595 I couldn't resist the free home delivery. 1.1515 0.03645 132 115 14 3
3596 I saw it on the way to the bank and just couldn't resist. 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
3597 I heard insects are high on cholesterol. 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
3598 It's great, but I'm worries the kids might eat me out of house and home. 1.1513 0.04071 119 105 10 4
3599 I shouldn't have eaten the tapioca." 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
3600 Some guy left it for me- he said he was going off to sleep with the fishes 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
3601 pizza with no topping? Come on! 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
3602 The pizza is only until my tongue heals from the wasp I tried to snag last week. 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
3603 It's amazing what you can get from people's litter. I love this - so tasty. 1.1513 0.03508 119 102 16 1
3604 A full stomach is getting me more action than that stupid crown 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
3605 Because I love Pizza, that's why! 1.1513 0.03508 119 102 16 1
3606 I splurged on a Color Me Beautiful analysis. 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
3607 You look constipated. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
3608 Are you married? 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
3609 I couldn’t find an I ❤️NY shirt… 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
3610 My trip to Italy was awesome! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
3611 Do I croak with an accent? How did you know I’m from New York? 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
3612 No one thinks of me as just a topping here 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
3613 Stay away from those fancy French restaurants 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
3614 They said this is 100% vegan 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
3615 It's quite tasty,but the crust's a little soggy. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
3616 Timmy was jealous to see his neighbour had heated flooring in his new pad 1.1508 0.03915 126 111 11 4
3617 I picked this up on my last trip to Italy. 1.1508 0.03575 126 109 15 2
3618 I don't think this frog on a pizza thing is here to stay. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
3619 I'm an Italian frog, that's why! 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
3620 My pad is extra stuffed. 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
3621 I got the idea from that old leaning tower. 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
3622 Half the time, I end up with anchovies even when I didn't order them. 1.1504 0.04211 113 100 9 4
3623 It's human nature. 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
3624 I’m one of those « everything on it » orders. 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
3625 ...and I tell ya, I haven't had flies since 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
3626 My seat’s a treat. Let’s eat! 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
3627 The taco just wasn't cutting it. 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
3628 It smells weird, but I like the colors. 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
3629 I'll share my pizza if you will then share your lily pad. 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
3630 It's fine but they forgot the pepperoni. 1.1500 0.04039 120 106 10 4
3631 I specifically said, no anchovies. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
3632 And they delivered it in less than 30 minutes! 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
3633 Plus, it even has jalapeños on top! 1.1500 0.04209 120 107 8 5
3634 Yes, but delivery was free. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
3635 ...and they'll deliver your new home in 30 minutes or less. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
3636 I had a bit part in this movie Pleasantville. 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
3637 This is better for the leg pains. I jumped out of the tepid water treatment. Eugene Fram, frameugene@gmail.com 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
3638 It's from Joe's Hudson 1.1496 0.03549 127 110 15 2
3639 I was just hoping to spice things up a bit. 1.1496 0.03721 127 111 13 3
3640 Put pineapple on it?! What, are you hoppin' mad? 1.1496 0.03549 127 110 15 2
3641 It's just delicious! 1.1496 0.03549 127 110 15 2
3642 I think the mozzarella brings out the green in my eyes. 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
3643 It has a crispy crust with no mossy aftertaste. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
3644 Original Ray’s is STILL the best. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
3645 A kiss on the lips? No, the princess gave me a bacio and this is what I got. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
3646 You'd be surprised the offers I'm getting 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
3647 Turns out mozzarella and pepperoni are both far lighter than water! 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
3648 Yeah, I just picked this beauty up at Pads R Us... 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
3649 I know it's different, Frieda, but it has great taste and it was delivered in 45 minutes. 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
3650 Ya forget yer coupon again, George? 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
3651 I love the color, too, but having eaten some to correct its shape, I’m pretty sure it’s not gonna last very long. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
3652 The best part is the toppings--flies and worms. 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
3653 That slice was nice! 1.1493 0.03266 134 115 18 1
3654 No, you can't have the anchovies. 1.1491 0.03575 114 98 15 1
3655 I find a pizza slice to be far taster than the plant based variety. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
3656 You can get one with everything, but I prefer a minimalist Scandinavian style. 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
3657 If it takes them longer than 30 minutes, it's free! 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
3658 I'm thinking about eating myself to death. 1.1491 0.03575 114 98 15 1
3659 As long as I eat slowly I won't need a new pad any time soon. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
3660 It was tasty as a snack, but I'm not sure if I can vouch for it as a floatation device. 1.1491 0.03575 114 98 15 1
3661 Mine tastes better than yours. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
3662 Frog Leg Pizzas! Silly, silly chefs. Nope! During my escape I snatched the classic cheese pizza. 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
3663 Maintenance is a little tricky but delivery was free. 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
3664 I Am No Longer Vegan! 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
3665 I thought I was gonna’ be a Prince but I guess the Royal Family has been embarrassed enough because when I got kissed by a Princess all I got was a free pizza. 1.1491 0.03575 114 98 15 1
3666 It came without the flies I ordered, so it was free! 1.1491 0.04358 114 102 7 5
3667 Free delivery, and I had a coupon! 1.1491 0.03575 114 98 15 1
3668 It's called karma. I get a lily pad with everything, and you get bupkis!" 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
3669 When ordering pizza, you have to pay a pond delivery. 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
3670 My decorator favors an Italian motif. 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
3671 Lily pan pizza. Today’s special. 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
3672 They were out of housefly topping, but aphid isn't bad. 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
3673 This prefab was the only thing available in my price range. 1.1491 0.03575 114 98 15 1
3674 No mozzarella, it sticks to my ahhhhhh… 1.1488 0.03832 121 106 12 3
3675 I jumped for a fly. 1.1488 0.03248 121 103 18 0
3676 they say home is where the heart is 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
3677 Your lily pad or my pizza pad? 1.1488 0.03248 121 103 18 0
3678 I got a grant. 1.1488 0.03832 121 106 12 3
3679 People say pizza will make you croak. I want to croak. 1.1488 0.04008 121 107 10 4
3680 You know any Little Caesars? Found the shipping box in the reeds. I think this is his pad. 1.1488 0.03454 121 104 16 1
3681 A cutter should be chugging by any minute. 1.1488 0.03454 121 104 16 1
3682 Haha yeah I guess it’s sort of like New York style? I think you just had to go to college there to appreciate it. 1.1485 0.04748 101 91 5 5
3683 Whatever floats your boat. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
3684 The focus groups were clear: pizza over ribbits 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
3685 Lily pads are so 2020. 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
3686 If you leave me now", she says, "the tomatoes will drive you insane. 1.1484 0.03694 128 112 13 3
3687 It's from Naples. 1.1484 0.03694 128 112 13 3
3688 I’ve never met a frog who didn’t prefer simple Italian food. 1.1484 0.03523 128 111 15 2
3689 The kiss thing may never happen but at least I can still get delivery. 1.1484 0.03857 128 113 11 4
3690 This only works when it's anchovy. 1.1481 0.04326 108 96 8 4
3691 The marinara feels good on my pads. 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
3692 Yeah, I bet a quesadilla would work. 1.1481 0.03434 108 92 16 0
3693 The key thing is making the dough thinner than a lily pad. 1.1481 0.04522 108 97 6 5
3694 It's a pizza pie - and I hope to get a mess of flies with it.... 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
3695 The red and yellow brings out the green in my skin. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
3696 This pie was a French order. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
3697 I probably should have ordered a submarine” 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
3698 They forgot the garlic knots. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
3699 It’s from a new franchise: Pizza Hop. 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
3700 Not everyone can afford the real thing! 1.1481 0.03434 108 92 16 0
3701 They call me Toppings! 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
3702 That gardener took a bite out of it and treated me like pond scum. 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
3703 It's the new lily pad pro 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
3704 Are you picking up, or would you prefer our new contactless delivery right to your pad? 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
3705 How about 50% of your catch for hanging out with me and my fly bait! 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
3706 It's a new topping. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
3707 Heading down River to meet some Gen Zs. Their pizza connect is bussin 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
3708 Its a new ad campaign. I get paid to test buoyancy. 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
3709 It's gilded with Parmesan! 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
3710 Pad Thai tonight? No, I'm in more of a pizza mood. 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
3711 Yep..today Pizza....tomorrow pasta. 1.1478 0.04142 115 102 9 4
3712 Its's a piece of heaven 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
3713 Yeah, it's hard finding a place that delivers a five-cut pizza these days! 1.1475 0.03802 122 107 12 3
3714 I hail from the far away land of Pi Kappa Alpha. 1.1475 0.03977 122 108 10 4
3715 If you want to pop over to my pad you have to bring your own toppings. 1.1475 0.03620 122 106 14 2
3716 Cheese is included but flies are extra. 1.1475 0.03620 122 106 14 2
3717 You don't believe I was an Italian prince? 1.1475 0.03620 122 106 14 2
3718 Hawaiian's make the best pads. 1.1475 0.03802 122 107 12 3
3719 Why, yes, I am Italian. 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
3720 My pad is at the cleaners 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
3721 Not only can I sun myself, I can also eat something other than bugs 1.1473 0.04133 129 116 7 6
3722 In Chicago they float a little longer. 1.1473 0.03667 129 113 13 3
3723 Seriously, you've never tried pizza before? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3724 You really need to add some color. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
3725 Do you think you are feeling it yet? 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
3726 No way I was gonna let her kiss me after she stole a slice. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
3727 The worst part is the soggy crust 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
3728 It's. camouflage for Italian flies. 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
3729 TikTok is full of repurposing hacks. 1.1468 0.03405 109 93 16 0
3730 I thought a designer lily pad would show good taste, but actually it tastes awful. 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
3731 You should have asked for the GMO variety 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
3732 Er-urpa, er-urpa, er-urpa, er-urpa! 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
3733 The pizza is a new twist. 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
3734 Ribbit-o, Ribbit-o, Ribbit-o... 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
3735 Turns out gluten is not the problem. I'm allergic to lily pads. 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
3736 It's the latest thing in Pond Lillys! 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
3737 IHOP expanded their menu 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
3738 Jealous? Don 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
3739 Frogeddaboudit. 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2
3740 You do it your way, I'll do it mine. 1.1466 0.04108 116 103 9 4
3741 Yeah, I always used to use a lily pad, but this is much more convenient when you get a little hungry. 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
3742 No croaking; I have the best pizza at my pad. 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2
3743 Yeah, but the pepperoni's a pain in my ass. 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2
3744 It's fly pie. You ought to try it. 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
3745 I believe in recycling. 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
3746 C'mon Frank. Take a walk on the wild side. 1.1466 0.03921 116 102 11 3
3747 I ordered it online 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2
3748 I don't know, Matt; I hope Ukraine pulls through. 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
3749 My piece of the pie sure was tasty. 1.1463 0.03592 123 107 14 2
3750 Had to eat and run? 1.1463 0.03402 123 106 16 1
3751 Yes, dear. Of course it’s organic. 1.1463 0.03592 123 107 14 2
3752 I decided to go with Italian. Do you like it? 1.1463 0.03402 123 106 16 1
3753 I've cornered the anchovies section of the delivery market. 1.1463 0.03773 123 108 12 3
3754 It's a case of Yin and Yang. The trouble with a pizza pad is it rots faster than a leaf, but it sure smells great when fresh. 1.1463 0.03946 123 109 10 4
3755 Why not? It’s free delivery 1.1463 0.03773 123 108 12 3
3756 My parents are Italian. 1.1462 0.03640 130 114 13 3
3757 These things make the best fly magnets! 1.1462 0.03640 130 114 13 3
3758 Led..be realistic 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
3759 Do you see those guys? Ever since I ordered take-out, they've been standing there. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3760 I’m not sitting on a pizza. You must be hallucinating. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3761 It's safe enough as long as you don't sit on a slice of pepperoni. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3762 I got an interior decorator to help trick up my pad 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
3763 Frogs make perfect antennae for the Cosmic Microwave Oven. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
3764 I’m stuck in the mozzarella. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3765 I'd like to ride first class before I croak 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3766 I told my toddler he can decorate our lily pad. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3767 After three days, all the flies you'd ever want are buzzing around. I just love pizza. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3768 That's what I am exemplifying here. PacMan? Frogger?! And FREE pizza delivery!!? The 80's were excellent!! 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
3769 It was harder to float on the loaded tots. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
3770 It’s the latest design from Gucci! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3771 I’m on a non fly diet” 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3772 I find thin crust floats better. And go easy on the toppings. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
3773 I am hoping that the resultant belches will make my croaks more attractive to potential mates 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
3774 No fuss, no muss—now the flies come right to me. 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
3775 With A. I., I can get anything I want delivered right to the marsh.” 1.1455 0.04252 110 98 8 4
3776 Flies are so over. 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
3777 Did you call Amphibious Pizza? 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
3778 Yep, kiss or no kiss, to most people I already AM a Prince. 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
3779 I'm only allowed three more slices 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
3780 And then he croaked on a slice of pizza!! 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
3781 I can't decide whether I like the anchovies. 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
3782 Flora and Fauna Case Study: Biologically accurate Central Park frog and lily pad. 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
3783 The marinara attracts flies 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
3784 I had Grub Hub deliver it yesterday! 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
3785 I was told that if you eat enough of these, you'll really croak! 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
3786 You’d be surprised at the resale value of a pizza pad. 1.1453 0.03490 117 101 15 1
3787 Give it thirty minutes 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
3788 I told you not to get the vegan pizza. 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
3789 National Pizza Day is coming up, I had to decorate 1.1453 0.03490 117 101 15 1
3790 I am an Instagram influencer for Dominos. 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
3791 I forgot your pepperoni. Still love me? 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
3792 Is this a Golden Pond ? 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
3793 They all just look so cookie-cutter. I had the urge to change things up with a little trompe l'œil. 1.1453 0.04251 117 105 7 5
3794 Deep dish works better, but this is all I could get delivered. 1.1453 0.03272 117 100 17 0
3795 It's a great diet. The more I eat, the smaller the house. 1.1453 0.03272 117 100 17 0
3796 Seven more slices, and I'm toast. 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
3797 Kiss me and you’ll become Don Corleone. 1.1453 0.04074 117 104 9 4
3798 I got a good deal through HotPads 1.1453 0.03490 117 101 15 1
3799 Just wanted to add a bit of pizzazz 1.1452 0.03916 124 110 10 4
3800 The Lillypad is always oranger on the other side. 1.1452 0.03745 124 109 12 3
3801 It's pretty, it's organic , and I can eat in whenever I want. 1.1452 0.03745 124 109 12 3
3802 Knee-deep dish. 1.1452 0.03745 124 109 12 3
3803 Plain is good too 1.1452 0.03565 124 108 14 2
3804 I live to eat. 1.1452 0.03565 124 108 14 2
3805 I see you got the low-carb option. 1.1452 0.03565 124 108 14 2
3806 I’m calling it my pizza pad 1.1452 0.03745 124 109 12 3
3807 Thin crust or thick? 1.1450 0.03448 131 114 15 2
3808 I never really liked the white pizza Bob Greene 917-696-6823 1.1450 0.03926 131 117 9 5
3809 ?Way down upon the salami river, far far away ?? 1.1450 0.03614 131 115 13 3
3810 It's for my coming out party. You're invited! 1.1450 0.03448 131 114 15 2
3811 My pizza is gluten free want a piece? 1.1450 0.03614 131 115 13 3
3812 Slice of lime or lemon? 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
3813 I like it whether it's flotsam or jetsam. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
3814 The Toadal Special: anchovies and flies. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
3815 you can attract more flies with pizza than you can with veg 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3816 Mind if I come over to yours for a sit-down? I ordered extra chilli. 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
3817 So you got that from four stoned turtles? 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
3818 The conservationist was thinking outside the box. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
3819 Someone ordered frog legs on a pizza? 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
3820 It floats pretty good, but it takes forever to get out of the box. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
3821 Hey, Fred! Want a bit of Domino's new pizza lily-pad? 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
3822 I'm still a prince with everything ... in a sense. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
3823 Don’t say that out loud… “French's Pizza” 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
3824 This is the last of ‘The 1000 Places To See’ Before You Croak!” 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
3825 What’s the cost for delivery? 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
3826 Ok, yeah, same shape, same sized slice, even same basic taste. but it’s definitely tastier with more toppings- I needn’t tell you, the princesses love it— 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
3827 I got the Anchovy toppings, me & the flies love that smelly stuff. 1.1442 0.04410 104 93 7 4
3828 This floating thing is easy as Pizza Pie 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
3829 I ended it before he ate me out of house and home. 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
3830 Paisano? No way!! 1.1441 0.03349 111 95 16 0
3831 Anchovies. Why do you ask? 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
3832 They put it on the menu. Next thing I knew... 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
3833 Your time is now. Stop living your life within narrow boundaries - live free or croak. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
3834 Pizza Rat stole a slice. 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
3835 A Tuscan style home was what my wife wanted, so in the divorce I made sure I ended up with it. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
3836 Deep dish weighs me down. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
3837 Frog” is a slur against the French, but I hate Italians, too. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
3838 Ribbit to you, too. 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
3839 It’s two dollars for extra hoppings 1.1441 0.04042 118 105 9 4
3840 This pizza is so good, it's making me want to croak. 1.1441 0.03858 118 104 11 3
3841 I call it the pizza pad. Pretty tasty, how's yours? 1.1441 0.03858 118 104 11 3
3842 I once was a prince, but I got caught eating in the royal food court! 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
3843 Sorry. I thought the beers were supposed to float. 1.1441 0.03462 118 102 15 1
3844 It's vegan. 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
3845 My pad smells tasty. Some guy delivered it to a house - near the lake. 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
3846 Better than pineapple. 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
3847 I usually order the pepperoni, but I was worried about the buoyancy issue 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
3848 The chick's love the color! 1.1440 0.03539 125 109 14 2
3849 The gardeners have been developing it for years. 1.1440 0.03539 125 109 14 2
3850 I just wanted a little more color and it’s totally edible. 1.1440 0.04049 125 112 8 5
3851 The gluten-free crust is made with rhizome flour, but I really just pick off the wild-caught bugs that land in the slug cheez. 1.1440 0.03716 125 110 12 3
3852 E: I refuse to shit where I eat. 1.1439 0.03588 132 116 13 3
3853 Sure, lily pads are more traditional, but my version comes with choice of toppings, like pepperoni. 1.1439 0.03250 132 114 17 1
3854 The secret ingredient is the water. 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
3855 Sauce is good but the crust's pretty soggy 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
3856 Some idiot put ham and pineapple on this! 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
3857 Depends on which number you call... 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
3858 Gotta make money somehow! 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
3859 How do you like my new italian model? 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
3860 I got mine TO GO..!! 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
3861 They do home delivery. 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
3862 Not bad- just not as crispy as I like it. 1.1429 0.03327 126 109 16 1
3863 Don't judge the way I cool down my pizza, Frog. 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
3864 What’s up with your voice and no, I’ve never heard of a pizza with frog legs. 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
3865 Turns out gluten-free pizzas aren't totally useless. 1.1429 0.04009 119 106 9 4
3866 I shared a slice with a subway rat. 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
3867 It's all in how you slice it. 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
3868 I asked for no anchovies 1.1429 0.03512 126 110 14 2
3869 Can't you ever see the bright side of things? 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
3870 I was kissed by a botanist 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
3871 Pizza rules! 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
3872 Well I did opt out anchovies this time. 1.1429 0.03512 126 110 14 2
3873 Let's take another bite. You go first. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
3874 I know, I know. But I'm close to a million views on TikTok. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
3875 It's half cheese, half flies. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
3876 It’s alright, it’s a vegetarian pizza. 1.1429 0.03857 126 112 10 4
3877 Anchovies. 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
3878 I have been wanting to update, so when it went on sale, I just couldn’t resist. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
3879 Actually, I'm the Prince of Naples. 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
3880 The cheese does sometimes get soggy. 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
3881 So I said to my wife, Peg, what’s eating you? Termites? 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
3882 ‘I was told it’s a slice of heaven’ 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
3883 It's equipped with heat and aromatherapy. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
3884 It doesn't last long, but it's a sweet ride going down. 1.1429 0.03327 126 109 16 1
3885 Yes. I’ve always wanted to be a topping. 1.1429 0.04350 119 108 5 6
3886 Com'on over to my pad. Pizza Par-tay! 1.1429 0.03431 105 90 15 0
3887 Come over to my pad for a slice 1.1429 0.03221 119 102 17 0
3888 Everybody likes my pad. They just eat it up. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
3889 I'm telling you Marty, get'em while they're hot! 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
3890 Yes,but Princesses prefer pizza 1.1429 0.03435 119 103 15 1
3891 It attracts flies -- and if it doesn't, I still have dinner. 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
3892 Ribit, Ribit! Delivery is free, but when I heard there were flies under the cheese, I couldn't resist. 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
3893 Yeah… supply chain issues are holding up the pepperoni. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
3894 Ya, it’s Budweiser’s new marketing direction jerry. 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
3895 And then he said, let’s spice it up. 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
3896 Was the mushroom tasty? 1.1429 0.04183 119 107 7 5
3897 It's a great rest and it's also edible... 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
3898 It's Pizza to go! 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
3899 I took the slogan “whatever floats’ to a newer meaning. 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
3900 You missed the pizza party? 1.1429 0.03828 119 105 11 3
3901 I don't appreciate the cheesy off-color joke about my pad. 1.1429 0.03431 105 90 15 0
3902 I said 'yes' to the pizza, but 'no' to the pot roast. 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
3903 yea, it's a large cheese with extra floatation 1.1429 0.03431 105 90 15 0
3904 Think we should get the Band back together ? 1.1418 0.03375 134 117 15 2
3905 It doesn’t flour but it’s saucy… 1.1417 0.03988 127 114 8 5
3906 What's better than being a frog? 1.1417 0.03486 127 111 14 2
3907 "You find a lot of uses for pies when you win the Pizza House Sweepstakes." 1.1417 0.03828 127 113 10 4
3908 I swear, the dude licked my face, his eyes bulged, and he tossed me and the pizza into the water. 1.1417 0.03977 120 107 9 4
3909 They ran out of fly pies. 1.1417 0.04315 120 109 5 6
3910 Bada boom bada ribbit. 1.1417 0.03608 120 105 13 2
3911 The crust can get a little soggy. 1.1417 0.03197 120 103 17 0
3912 For fifty cents more I can get pepperoni. 1.1417 0.03608 120 105 13 2
3913 Tomorrow, egg foo young. 1.1417 0.03977 120 107 9 4
3914 Party at my place tonight. 1.1417 0.03977 120 107 9 4
3915 C’mon - it’s carb friendly cauliflower! 1.1417 0.03409 120 104 15 1
3916 How about coming over to my pad? 1.1417 0.03197 120 103 17 0
3917 It's the pepperoni that keeps it afloat. 1.1417 0.03197 120 103 17 0
3918 Flies really seem to love Pizza! 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
3919 Do you know a good proctologist? 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
3920 I heard it's called climate change. 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
3921 . . . and you'd never even know there's cauliflower in it! 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
3922 I got this lily pad sightc unseen. They didn't mention the anchovies. 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
3923 I have been asked to include some Carbs in my diet. 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
3924 So the lily pad restaurant was running a special 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
3925 I was eliminated quick, but to be fair, it did have a rather soggy bottom. 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
3926 I told the pizza guy that I would rather be floating on top of the pizza than have my legs be one of the toppings!!! 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
3927 It’s a double-thick crust and still warm. 1.1416 0.03294 113 97 16 0
3928 The only thing wrong with it is that it's slimy! 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
3929 You know, Jon Voight used to own this pizza. 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
3930 It flew off of a four-Michelin pizza truck! 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
3931 Ribbito! 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
3932 You just need to put in the oven for 20 minutes on high heat. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
3933 I wanted mushroom, but the flies prefer pepperoni, so I compromised. 1.1415 0.03401 106 91 15 0
3934 Pizza? Did you lick yourself again? 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
3935 I think my decorator was hungry 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
3936 I'm tellin' ya, it's not just pie in the sky. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
3937 It's part of my new recycle, reuse commitment. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
3938 I am a brand ambassador now-a-days! 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
3939 They call me "Franchise. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
3940 They chased the pineapple out of the city! You wouldnt believe it 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
3941 The lily pad with the tomato sauce and cheese was much tastier than the plain one” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, On 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
3942 They delivered it right on my pad! 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
3943 Floor is lava is a lot easier than you made it seem 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
3944 Climate change is good for something - growing pizza. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
3945 You’d be amazed where Domino’s will deliver to… 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3946 Fred, I’m sitting on a pizza. What are you sitting on? Huh? That’s what I thought. Now, listen to me. I’m sorry I tagged your wife. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3947 It's challenging to not eat away at my perch! 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
3948 They call me Famous Ray. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
3949 I left mine alone for too long. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3950 I told you to choose the "Everything" pizza! 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
3951 Although the foundation isn't all that sound, my new home attracts enough flies, I pretty much never need to leave my pad. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3952 My comfort zone? Thick-crust pizza with multiple toppings. 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
3953 And the extra anchovies only cost me a few dollars more. 1.1406 0.03800 128 114 10 4
3954 You can catch more flies with pepperoni than with vinegar. 1.1406 0.03800 128 114 10 4
3955 ...and if it doesn't arrive in thirty minutes you get it for free! 1.1406 0.03634 128 113 12 3
3956 The aroma of the pizza makes a much more appealing pad. 1.1405 0.03768 121 107 11 3
3957 I ordered yours with extra flies. 1.1405 0.03172 121 104 17 0
3958 Your paddy reminded the cartoonist of pizza 1.1405 0.03382 121 105 15 1
3959 I decorated my pad so I stand out from … oops, heron incoming! 1.1405 0.03580 121 106 13 2
3960 Don't you just love Italian design? 1.1405 0.03768 121 107 11 3
3961 No, it's just that I'm allergic to pepperoni. 1.1405 0.03768 121 107 11 3
3962 I got it from a rat. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3963 It's the cheese that keeps it afloat. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
3964 Would you believe I got mugged by a rat in the Village? 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3965 Thanks God there is time to vacation 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3966 When the moon hits your eye it's like a pizza pie, that's amore. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
3967 I needed a break from the vegetarian diet. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
3968 House flies...gnats...extra cheese...extra oregano... 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
3969 My pizza float is very comfy while also edible. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
3970 It gets a little soggy but the anchovies are great for my traction. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
3971 So you're saying you can stay lean and eat your favourite pizza? 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
3972 Where did you find a gluten-free lilypad? 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
3973 How do you not starve? 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
3974 I think this means I am the chosen one. 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
3975 Listen to me ! Invest in a thing called Kodachrome . 1.1402 0.04292 107 96 7 4
3976 You have to order the one with extra cheese and tomato sauce. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
3977 I have a thing for pizza. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
3978 Okay-so I’m in to bling 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
3979 I don't have a cholesterol problem. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
3980 I couldn’t wait for one to grow so I made a delivery order. 1.1402 0.03372 107 92 15 0
3981 Who needs a water lily to rest on when you could do it on a pizza pie! 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
3982 It’s my homage to cheese! 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
3983 We must be nearing Venice. 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
3984 The topping was only $2 more. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
3985 Interest rates are down so I took a leap of faith. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
3986 We decided to take our Nvidia off of the table 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
3987 My pad tonight for some topping? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
3988 I LOVE pizza. What more can I say? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
3989 Sure my ass smells like pizza now, but I’m a frog, so who cares?” 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
3990 Climate change has just gotten weird. 1.1397 0.03489 136 120 13 3
3991 Thin curst, thin crust, thin crust 1.1395 0.03435 129 113 14 2
3992 I absorb the oil through my skin. 1.1395 0.03435 129 113 14 2
3993 My grandmother was Italian. 1.1393 0.03553 122 107 13 2
3994 Well..there’s mushroom for improvement. 1.1393 0.03357 122 106 15 1
3995 Hey Croaker! Can you help me extract a tiny plastic table? 1.1393 0.03915 122 109 9 4
3996 Apparently I'm psychedelic. 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
3997 Well if you stopped eating deep-dish maybe you could have what I have. 1.1391 0.03884 115 102 10 3
3998 Just add some tomato sauce, cheese, and pepperoni, and you can have it too. 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
3999 It’s a little squidgy, but it smells wonderful! 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
4000 The product placement deal is fantastic! 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
4001 Tell me again, how deep is the water? “Knee-deep” 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
4002 My new home decorator knows the way to my heart 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
4003 Did you realize there were other flavors? 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
4004 Stays nice and warm, up until the time it sinks. 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
4005 This trim comes with heated seats 1.1391 0.03884 115 102 10 3
4006 It came in a lovely box. 1.1391 0.04075 115 103 8 4
4007 *I'm actually a prince but figure I can make more moolah as a talking frog " 1.1391 0.03884 115 102 10 3
4008 Pepperoni makes me hard! 1.1391 0.03241 115 99 16 0
4009 What's your excuse for eating that slice? 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4010 Do… Min…Os 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
4011 My Pad Is Spicier Than Yours 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4012 I switched to plain old tomato and cheese — the pepperoni and jalapeño gave me a rash. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4013 A cheesy pad? Yes, but it's rent controlled, and attracts more flies. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4014 Gluten free is so last year. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4015 Oh, thin crust. Chicago-style sinks. 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
4016 It's called Swamp Style and the horsefly topping is delicious! 1.1386 0.03455 101 87 14 0
4017 What can I say? I like pizza 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
4018 Ciao- Paolo from Pisa. Does this pond have a pizzeria? “ Joe Joyce Boulder , CO 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4019 It’s my favorite… extra cheese with anchovies and flies! 1.1386 0.03455 101 87 14 0
4020 Hey joe I hear ur uncle dropped his left eye in the middle of Hollywood!!?? 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
4021 I licked my back and now this stuff keeps happening. 1.1385 0.03581 130 115 12 3
4022 I made it here in 30 minutes! 1.1383 0.04687 94 85 5 4
4023 Why doesn't yours have crust? 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4024 Thats not your sleepys cash you earned. Its your salary. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
4025 Yeah, anyway. My best friend is Ben Affleck 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4026 Well, the kiss happens because I stop pretending to be artichoke at just the right moment. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4027 Stop me if I'm repeating myself,but did I tell you about my trip to Italy? 1.1382 0.03525 123 108 13 2
4028 Anybody else gets hungry, we’re sunk 1.1382 0.03525 123 108 13 2
4029 No one appreciates a great pair of legs anymore. 1.1382 0.03125 123 106 17 0
4030 Have you ever seen two guys try to stand up in a rowboat? 1.1382 0.03525 123 108 13 2
4031 Tired of fries? Try pizza! 1.1382 0.03331 123 107 15 1
4032 When life gives you toadstools, make mushroom pizza! 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
4033 I’d offer you a slice, but… 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
4034 Cra-cra. 1.1379 0.03852 116 103 10 3
4035 ''Keep your mouth shut! Every time you're hungry, your home shrinks.'' 1.1379 0.03216 116 100 16 0
4036 You never know what you’ll find once the ice thaws. 1.1379 0.03441 116 101 14 1
4037 Schlomino's delivered it. 1.1379 0.03216 116 100 16 0
4038 I know, but it has vegan cheese. 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
4039 This is BLMQWERTY+ Want fries with thtat ? 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
4040 I imported it from New York,I heard they have the best ones. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
4041 You only need to bring napkins 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
4042 Nothing goes better with beer than pizza. 1.1376 0.04011 109 97 9 3
4043 I’ve just returned from visiting my paesani in Napoli.” 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
4044 I'd totally share this with you but I'm waiting for my thin and crispy to entice a deep dish kiss. 1.1376 0.04011 109 97 9 3
4045 Guess what she's into this week. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
4046 I never thought the cheese would be so slimy. 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
4047 Who knew soggy pizza could be so awesome? 1.1376 0.03315 109 94 15 0
4048 Call me Umberto. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
4049 You must admit, it adds real pizzaz to the swamp. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
4050 Leftovers from the Succession finale party. 1.1374 0.04020 131 119 6 6
4051 I prefer mine without anchovies, but they always come anyways. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
4052 Yeah, I'm thinking about opening a franchise to market these. I'm going to call it : " Pepperoni Lilipads" 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4053 Naturally, I have Neapolitan heritage... 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
4054 Got any Pepperoni ? 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
4055 Who moved my cheese? 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4056 That was all he could eat. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4057 Might as well order out if we have to sit here all day anyway. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
4058 But mine has extra cheese! 1.1371 0.03306 124 108 15 1
4059 It’s one of those pre-fab delivery homes. 1.1371 0.03855 124 111 9 4
4060 This way you won’t burn the roof of your mouth. 1.1371 0.03306 124 108 15 1
4061 Che Sera Sera 1.1371 0.03681 124 110 11 3
4062 We’re looking for a middle frog. Can you say “weis?” 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4063 It's artisan and gluten free. 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
4064 It’s based on a pizza. 1.1368 0.03623 117 103 12 2
4065 My sore throat croaked, "Pizza, pizza." It arrived in less than 30 minutes! 1.1368 0.03821 117 104 10 3
4066 Pizza in the East 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
4067 This joke is pretty cheesy, but it's not as saucy as you'd like. 1.1368 0.03623 117 103 12 2
4068 This tastes better than the green ones. 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
4069 No mud,no pizza 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
4070 I found it on the road. It’s either a pizza with extra flies, or my brother. 1.1368 0.03623 117 103 12 2
4071 Vegan and gluten free just doesn't do it for me. 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
4072 Don’t worry, I will know when it’s too hot. 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
4073 It was delivered in under fifteen minutes! 1.1364 0.03690 132 118 10 4
4074 hashtag take me back 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
4075 …and the gluten-free crust actually floats better! 1.1364 0.03287 110 95 15 0
4076 My name is Giuseppe…Your pad or mine? 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
4077 My trip to Italy was great! How was your vacation? 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
4078 All they had was leftover pizza. 1.1360 0.03281 125 109 15 1
4079 They always throw away the ones with anchovies here … go figure! 1.1360 0.03472 125 110 13 2
4080 My placer tastes better than yours, join me! 1.1360 0.03653 125 111 11 3
4081 Thick crust—jump. 1.1360 0.03472 125 110 13 2
4082 Rowboat, kayak, canoe are so yesterday! Pizza is the new Floaty!!! 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
4083 Sorry, ate the salad on the way home. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4084 I finally made it happen. 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
4085 I prefer gluten-free, the crust is unsinkable. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
4086 It was the law of attraction. It attracted flies, which was an attraction to me. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
4087 I’ve been Disneyfied. 1.1356 0.03594 118 104 12 2
4088 A toad did it. 1.1356 0.03165 118 102 16 0
4089 Try Jalapeño pizza next time." 1.1356 0.03386 118 103 14 1
4090 Soggy pizza is still better than no pizza. 1.1356 0.03790 118 105 10 3
4091 Dave Portnoy actually gave it a 9.1 before chucking it in here. 1.1356 0.03386 118 103 14 1
4092 I told you not to order your vegan pizza gluten-free. 1.1356 0.03790 118 105 10 3
4093 Just veggies- no uncooked protein for me. 1.1356 0.03386 118 103 14 1
4094 Oh,that? It went to my EX at settlement! 1.1356 0.03594 118 104 12 2
4095 Can’t beat deep-dish 1.1356 0.03594 118 104 12 2
4096 Don't worry, it's thin crust. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4097 Pizza with frog topping, the next big trend 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4098 I hope Pizza Hut isn't planning to introduce a new pizza to their menu. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4099 Thinking my life beats yours 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4100 What can I say? Frog legs have replaced anchovies. 1.1353 0.03664 133 119 10 4
4101 It's from Napoli's Pizza Pad. Try a slice? 1.1351 0.03260 111 96 15 0
4102 Hot Out of the Oven is the way to go! 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
4103 My interior designer is from Italy 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
4104 It's an advertisement for my new restaurant, "Fly on Pie." 1.1351 0.03942 111 99 9 3
4105 Warms my butt. 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
4106 I just want my tadpoles to spend more time with me. 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
4107 Saw someone throw it into the water. 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
4108 I ordered the guild-the-lilly pizza. 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
4109 DoorDash by boat. 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
4110 It's not bad , but the crust is kinda soggy 1.1349 0.03446 126 111 13 2
4111 You can order over the phone, but order online and delivery of the pizza pad is free. 1.1349 0.03797 126 113 9 4
4112 care for an anchovy? 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
4113 It was 2 for 1 Tuesday. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4114 Psilo-what? 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4115 Did you order a strange combination? 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4116 I guess climate change isn’t so bad. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4117 Fortunately I found an escape route from that horrible new Franco-Italian recipe. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4118 It’s weird, the rat just took one piece! 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4119 I wanted to get away from Veganism for a while. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
4120 I'm doing a Sopranos rewatch. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4121 Amphibian pizzas are not on the menu. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
4122 It's a plant-based pepperoni. 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
4123 And there's free delivery! 1.1346 0.03363 104 90 14 0
4124 Naples? No, more northern waters, near Lake Como. 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
4125 Yeah, life is a slice. 1.1345 0.03945 119 107 8 4
4126 The kids had it delivered 1.1345 0.03945 119 107 8 4
4127 Just download the new Scuba-Eats App. 1.1345 0.03360 119 104 14 1
4128 But you said you didn't like anchovies. 1.1345 0.03565 119 105 12 2
4129 It's a Louigi lily. 1.1345 0.03360 119 104 14 1
4130 They accepted my old pad as a trade-in. You should go for it George, it really livens up the pond! 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
4131 Yeah, 53% Italian the DNA test says! It's gotta be from my Mom's side... 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
4132 The sponsor convinced me they were more reliable than princesses 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
4133 Yours will last a lot longer than mine. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
4134 And, it arrives in under 30 minutes! 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
4135 No, not a princess — an Italian. 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
4136 When in Napoli do what the Napolitanos do. . . 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
4137 Hop to my Lou. 1.1339 0.04300 112 102 5 5
4138 You think getting mine from Uber Eats was a mistake? 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
4139 It's the new Neapolitan design 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
4140 They tried the frogleg pizza and hated it. 1.1339 0.03599 127 113 11 3
4141 Whattaya gonna do? Pizza Rat took my living room. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
4142 The swamp smell was starting to become too much... 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
4143 Oh no! I think the Oompa Lompas are gathering. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
4144 After all the pizza I ate in New York I was inspired to redecorate." 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4145 Not ready for cruise season? 1.1333 0.03730 120 107 10 3
4146 My designer studied in Italy. 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
4147 Come over, I always have pizza at my pad. 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
4148 I thought it would be nice to be able to sit, float, and eat at the same time. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
4149 Amphibian Foodie Dilemma: Do I Go for the Thin Slice or the Lily Pad Supreme? 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
4150 Welp,it was fun while it lasted 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
4151 It was too good to pass up, Uber eats delivered it and I got 40% off. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
4152 I thought you said “ribbit,” but I only know pizza. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
4153 Very tasty 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
4154 ...and just then, it hit me, NO Princess can resist pizza!!! 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
4155 My pad came tastefully decorated 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
4156 I tried to make it gray, but someone else was using the pencil. 1.1333 0.03333 105 91 14 0
4157 Management decided to prepare something for the non-vegan as well. 1.1328 0.03572 128 114 11 3
4158 It's much too bland without red sauce 1.1328 0.03395 128 113 13 2
4159 I was reconciled with gluten again 1.1327 0.03876 113 101 9 3
4160 According to Cosmopolitan, today’s princesses are really drawn to pepperoni pizza. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
4161 What can I say - I was brought here from Italy! 1.1327 0.04074 113 102 7 4
4162 Pizza? 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
4163 I don't know why my bum is sticky. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
4164 ...so she says, 'Nevermind a prince, I just want pizza!' 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4165 I ordered it on-line and it was delivered in half an hour. 1.1327 0.04503 98 89 5 4
4166 I traded my old pad for this pizza model. I did hear that they don't last long. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4167 I know we’re frogs, but I refuse to be a sheep. 1.1327 0.04503 98 89 5 4
4168 I’m sorry but they’re all out of pepperoni. 1.1327 0.04263 98 88 7 3
4169 Dude, don't give the French any ideas. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4170 Might want to try the vegetarian instead 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4171 I saw a pizza box on shore. I ate a piece,and I was really stuffed. I sailed off on the rest. 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
4172 Very comfortable- but only a short term guarantee! 1.1322 0.03308 121 106 14 1
4173 Well it's not "an eye for an eye" but when you take my lily pad I'm gonna find a way... 1.1322 0.03701 121 108 10 3
4174 I took first place in a leaping contest and won this pizza pod 1.1322 0.03308 121 106 14 1
4175 The princess thinks it makes my skin less clammy. 1.1322 0.03308 121 106 14 1
4176 I hate anchovies. 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
4177 It's Chicago style, but I've put on some weight. 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
4178 It worked for the rat. 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
4179 Want to hop on over to my pad for dinner? 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
4180 Yeah, I wrote that saying "Pizza - Pizza" you hear in that commercial ya see on TV! And - I got a piece of the action!" 1.1321 0.04255 106 96 6 4
4181 The doctor recommended it for my hemorrhoids. 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
4182 You order Uber Eats? 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
4183 I don't eat your lilypad, Phil. 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
4184 The upgrade was definitely worth it. 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
4185 He at a slice and haven’t seen him since. 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
4186 I prefer Chicago style, more buoyant, less moist." 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4187 Would ribbit—PIZZA PIZZA!—but the last frog to do that got sued to the pond bottom. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4188 What about swapping with a non-vegan variety? 1.1316 0.03636 114 101 11 2
4189 I hired Domino’s to decorate my pad” Aviva Pinto, Port Washington, N 1.1316 0.03636 114 101 11 2
4190 I’m done with that rabbit food! 1.1316 0.03180 114 99 15 0
4191 Anchovies? They wiggled off and swam away. 1.1316 0.03636 114 101 11 2
4192 This pad doesn’t just look good enough to eat — it IS good enough to eat. I got the seeds from a guy in Naples named Mozzarella. 1.1316 0.03843 114 102 9 3
4193 Eh...tasted kinda rubbery. 1.1316 0.03415 114 100 13 1
4194 I mean, it's the only thing I ever used to get up for anyway. 1.1316 0.03636 114 101 11 2
4195 You know, the whole diet culture is a scam. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4196 "Sorry, Mickey, but from now on, it's mangia Italiano or ya' don't eat nothin' at all. They made me an offer I couldn't refuse." 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
4197 I've been busy getting my slice of the pie. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4198 Did you order the cheese pizza with toadstools instead of pepperoni? 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
4199 100,000 years ago we were psammophiles but I expanded my food plan to include an occasional pizza 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4200 It’s at least partially true…I exist in a suspended state of imagined deliciousness. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4201 Deliveribbit. You ordered a large cheese articroak. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
4202 We were able to get our builder to throw in a free order of breadsticks. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
4203 It’s my Hawaiian pad. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4204 You need AI for this. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4205 It tastes way worse than any fly does. 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
4206 Yes. They deliver. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4207 I asked the fairy for tickets to Lollapalooza and she said I was better off with this. 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
4208 To keep this pad, I've got to croak pizza-cato. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4209 Just hop for grass to get greener on the other side. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4210 Hop on and try my cheesy flies, baby! 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4211 My pad makes me croak with a delicious rib-bit sound. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4212 And it's gluten-free! 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4213 Our heroes fought across the pond so that we can enjoy peace and pizza. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4214 No, I’m lactose intolerant, but my meals can’t get enough of it. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4215 And if they don’t deliver in 20 minutes it’s free 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4216 I come from a long line of Sici-lilians. 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
4217 Flies don't care about lily pads, bud. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
4218 It increases the resale value. 1.1308 0.03346 130 115 13 2
4219 A margaribbit pizza pad 1.1304 0.03387 115 101 13 1
4220 I like cold pizza 1.1304 0.03811 115 103 9 3
4221 The worst part was choking down that pepperoni to get the proper shape. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4222 I hate pineapple on pizza. 1.1304 0.03811 115 103 9 3
4223 Its a limited edition 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
4224 It's a best seller by the slice. 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
4225 Pizza is so much saver than scorpions... 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
4226 Best of all, you can pre-order the flies. 1.1304 0.03387 115 101 13 1
4227 Cuisses de grenouilles is not a real pizza 1.1304 0.03224 138 122 14 2
4228 It's a family heirloom, my great-grandad escaped from a French restaurant and floated home on this" 1.1304 0.03811 115 103 9 3
4229 I'm ribbit-repping for Papa Johns 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
4230 Our Frenchie bought us pizza oven. 1.1301 0.03822 123 111 8 4
4231 I don't know about you but I love our new neighbor, Giuseppe! 1.1301 0.03046 123 107 16 0
4232 So I got this at a deep dishcount at Rocco's Pizza Pad on South Pond. 1.1301 0.03822 123 111 8 4
4233 The real estate agent said it came with pepperoni 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
4234 You say Lily Pad. I say peppers and extra cheese. 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
4235 I've ordered a "Piece o' lotus" but... 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
4236 Greenery gets boring. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
4237 The cheese makes my ribbits more enticing 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
4238 It’s the new Italian model - the Lily Pie 1.1296 0.03967 108 97 8 3
4239 Staff of life, you know." 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
4240 It doesn't taste that great soggy. 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
4241 They were out of anchovies. 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
4242 Guess what the newest topping is in France. 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
4243 It's Not Ray's Pizza. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4244 My fairy godmother wanted deep dish. I said it’s my castle you’ll eat what I tell you to eat. 1.1293 0.03780 116 104 9 3
4245 Just make sure you order thick crust. 1.1293 0.03780 116 104 9 3
4246 It was so delicious, I had to bring it home. 1.1293 0.03576 116 103 11 2
4247 It is going to sink soon, but I can hop off in style and colour. 1.1293 0.03576 116 103 11 2
4248 Uber Eats guy didn't believe me when I said I ordered gluten-free... 1.1293 0.03576 116 103 11 2
4249 I had to tip the delivery guy a bit extra. 1.1293 0.03360 116 102 13 1
4250 For my own quality of life, I think Lily+ is the way to go. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4251 He said "pineapple on a pizza is obscene"and tossed it like a frisbee. 1.1290 0.03615 124 111 10 3
4252 Yeah, so they say you just put a little citrus on your pad on the pond, the ladies will just line up! 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4253 It didn't work out with the princess. She likes mushrooms,and I'm more of a pepperoni guy. 1.1290 0.04644 93 85 4 4
4254 You may go hungry, but I have at least two more slices before I sink! ??? 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
4255 You never said it had to be a lily pad to float. 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
4256 This way, I don't have to order out. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
4257 You want a slice? 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
4258 It’s edible….no pepperoni! 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
4259 So, I said, 'Oh, yeah? Well, frog legs on a pizza is better than ham and pineapple.' 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
4260 mirror, mirror something is definitely wrong" 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
4261 Pac man was my thing back in the day so I just decided to decorate around that. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
4262 Ribbita-Ribbita. 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
4263 I just hopped over from Rome. 1.1284 0.03219 109 95 14 0
4264 They told me the housing market was in the red... 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
4265 No matter how you slice it… 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
4266 ...and it came to pass, forsooth and alas, going first class was not only worth the price, but floating on pizza was more grounded in reality than skating on thin Republican ice... 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
4267 I am hoping to attract prawns to the waterway, we need more colour and movement,don't you think? 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
4268 If I've said it once, I've said it a million times--'a rising tide lifts all lily pads--regardless of what they're made out of!' 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
4269 It's for the tadpole party. 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
4270 It’s simple. Flies taste like garbage. 1.1284 0.03932 109 98 8 3
4271 Did you hop to NYC for that one? 1.1284 0.03219 109 95 14 0
4272 No, there are no mushrooms or toadstools. 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
4273 Do you like them uncooked? 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
4274 Believe me, you are so much more lucky, I really mean it. 1.1282 0.03941 117 106 7 4
4275 The pepperoni is a pain in the... 1.1282 0.03333 117 103 13 1
4276 I checked Yelp first. 1.1282 0.03749 117 105 9 3
4277 I prefer anchovy toppings. 1.1280 0.03403 125 111 12 2
4278 I got mine from Doordash. 1.1280 0.03208 125 110 14 1
4279 What's wrong? Why aren't you croaking any more? 1.1280 0.03403 125 111 12 2
4280 I am telling you, this that you call garbage tastes like pizza! 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4281 I didn't know they sold lilypads by-the-slice. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4282 The quiet's great. I just can't stomach the piece. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
4283 I find that the thick crust pizza pads are tastier and last longer. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
4284 I saw the menu, I ribbit, and I ordered. 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
4285 It's just a test, but the initial name is "Frog Lovers" pie. 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
4286 When a pie hits your pond, that’s amore ? 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
4287 I brought this with me from Mar-a Lago 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
4288 ‘It also comes in pepperoni” 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
4289 Five more meals and I'll have to order out 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
4290 I have a Dash-Pass for free delivery, but the Dasher was extra-speedy, so I tipped him a slice. 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
4291 Yes, it's not everyday you get a pizza with frog topping 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
4292 Unfortunately, they forgot the anchovies.... 1.1273 0.03192 110 96 14 0
4293 Don't worry, I made sure that it's vegan cheese so you could have a slice. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
4294 The grass isn't always greener on the other side... even salt looks like sugar. 1.1273 0.04106 110 100 6 4
4295 It beats lily pods. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
4296 Giverny? I thought they said 'anchovy.' 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
4297 It's DiGiorno. 1.1271 0.03519 118 105 11 2
4298 Did you order the Mosquito Supreme, hold the anchovies? 1.1271 0.03519 118 105 11 2
4299 It's my alilypad 1.1271 0.03080 118 103 15 0
4300 No more episodes -- just pizza! 1.1270 0.03184 126 111 14 1
4301 Extra cheese keeps me in place and ready for Happy Hour guests. 1.1270 0.03561 126 113 10 3
4302 One drink, and then she leaves! She said she didn't like my pad. 1.1270 0.03184 126 111 14 1
4303 Isn't the lilly pad doing wonders for your sticky toe pads? 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
4304 Pizza pizza! 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
4305 I’d go vegan if it weren’t for cheese. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
4306 yesterday it was a hot dog 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
4307 They call mine an “edible”. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
4308 My lily iPad is only lnee deep, knee deep, knee deep.. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
4309 It's environmentally friendly but only lasts for 20 minutes. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
4310 I’m thinking the gluten-free crust makes it float better. 1.1262 0.04065 103 93 7 3
4311 If you put a little color in your life, you'll think less of croaking. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
4312 If I don’t catch enough flies tonight, I may drown. 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
4313 Political discourse even in the pond. 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
4314 Two words: Italian decor. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
4315 My slice tasted great, but the rest is getting soggy. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
4316 Hey, this pizza is delicious! 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
4317 I find that pepperoni brings the greatest relief for piles. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
4318 Well, it’s not the ORIGINAL Rays. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
4319 Its gluten free, helps keep the legs in shape. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
4320 No matter how you slice it, its got a soggy bottom 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
4321 It works pretty well, except for the cheese sticks to you. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
4322 BUUURP! Love that pepperoni " 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
4323 Do you think this cartoon will have a happy ending? 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
4324 Mine's a fresh tomato, pesto and dragon fly special. What's yours? 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
4325 Easiest bug attractor ever! 1.1261 0.03165 111 97 14 0
4326 What are you talking about, I'm color blind. 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
4327 I'm sitting here thinking, who on this pond could lift a slice of pizza? 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
4328 Don't tell me - vegetarian, right? 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
4329 I’m in trouble... the cheese has bonded to my butt 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
4330 The delivery guy was late so I got it for free. 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
4331 I'm starting a new restaurant, Lilypad Pizza. 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
4332 Yeah, I own. 1.1261 0.03165 111 97 14 0
4333 Yea, Shifted over from lilly pads to pizza on the advice of my dietician. 1.1261 0.03491 119 106 11 2
4334 Still $1 a slice. Bugs extra. 1.1261 0.03491 119 106 11 2
4335 The fly place wouldn't sponsor my podcast. 1.1261 0.03491 119 106 11 2
4336 Meet Guisseppi, he's filling in for Lily. 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
4337 Yep, delivered and installed! 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4338 I'm originally from Naples. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4339 Ever since I learned to order in Italian my life has been a real slice. 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
4340 Yes, the cheese over here is not as good, but they don't serve cuisses de grenouilles on their pizza. 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
4341 It’s an orange slice because I made the soccer team. 1.1250 0.03463 120 107 11 2
4342 I think that the birds might spot yours. 1.1250 0.03254 120 106 13 1
4343 It came with a 40% off coupon for flies 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
4344 They gave me the option for pepperoni, but it was out of my budget. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4345 Yes it is a form of planned obsolescence,why 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4346 I've been using Instacart recently. 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
4347 The crust gets soggy but you can't beat the convenience. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
4348 You know what they call this pizza?" "Wbat?" "The Giver" 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
4349 Yeah,I got it Amazon. The flies can’t resist it. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4350 Ya. It’s a pie not a pad. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
4351 i asked for insects only and they delivered this vegetable and cheese shit. never ordering from Amphibian's Pizza again! 1.1250 0.03259 104 91 13 0
4352 I prefer a pad with a little more color. 1.1250 0.03139 112 98 14 0
4353 I find the gluten-free pad provides more stability. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4354 My wife got the Chicago style pad. 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
4355 You want the want with anchovies 1.1250 0.04036 112 102 6 4
4356 I ate all the all the anchovies. 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
4357 I see you went with the white pie this time. 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
4358 New trends in the bathroom! 1.1250 0.03259 104 91 13 0
4359 Is this lake a pizza lake? 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
4360 "This place'll be packed on game day..." 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
4361 An oregano-watercress hybrid...a bit tough on the butt. 1.1240 0.03436 121 108 11 2
4362 It worked for Spielberg in 'Schindler's List.' 1.1240 0.03229 121 107 13 1
4363 It's the cheese-filled crust the keeps the pie afloat...and tasty. 1.1239 0.03585 113 101 10 2
4364 I'm advertising Pizza a la grenouille 1.1239 0.03113 113 99 14 0
4365 With home delivery, I never need to leave the pond 1.1239 0.03357 113 100 12 1
4366 Summer is here. If the water starts to boil, I’ll smell the crust cooking. 1.1239 0.03585 113 101 10 2
4367 Thin crust floats best and attracts the fattest flies! 1.1239 0.03585 113 101 10 2
4368 I mean... Seriously? Give me a place to stand and I shall move the earth? Enough with these cheesy ancient quotes... 1.1239 0.03357 113 100 12 1
4369 The budget agreement gave everyone a piece of the pie. 1.1238 0.03991 105 95 7 3
4370 Next time, order the extra topping. 1.1238 0.03991 105 95 7 3
4371 I brought it fro when I was a prince 1.1238 0.03991 105 95 7 3
4372 I get my pizza delivered 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
4373 What do you mean? Of course it's vegan. 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
4374 Boycotting Pizza of Color is not the solution. 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
4375 Get a load of my new pizza pad." susan whidbey island w 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
4376 Yes, pizza floats, and you never go hungry. 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
4377 No, not soggy at all, it’s got an excellent undercarriage. 1.1237 0.04211 97 88 6 3
4378 even though I paid top dollar … it still came with a missing slice 1.1237 0.04211 97 88 6 3
4379 The way I see it, life is abundant." 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
4380 Trade ya a couple of slices... 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
4381 In hindsight, perhaps Soggy Bottom Pizza wasn't the best choice for the name. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4382 This is better then Grubhub. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4383 It all started with just one slice. 1.1230 0.03409 122 109 11 2
4384 No one makes them like Ferrari. 1.1230 0.03786 122 111 7 4
4385 One slice a day, keeps the doctor away! 1.1228 0.03330 114 101 12 1
4386 I found the free pizza but haven't seen any alligators yet. 1.1228 0.03330 114 101 12 1
4387 I wish I’d asked for extra sauce! 1.1228 0.03088 114 100 14 0
4388 I asked for tacos but settled on pizza. 1.1228 0.03330 114 101 12 1
4389 I see you're a vegan; but, believe me, nothings beats pepperoni and horse fly. 1.1228 0.03088 114 100 14 0
4390 ‘What’s new with me?’ Wait for the movie. It’s in color. 1.1226 0.03201 106 93 13 0
4391 I jumped the queue. 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
4392 Never head frog leg pizza 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
4393 It's an Eli Lily pad... 1.1226 0.03201 106 93 13 0
4394 Don't laugh! I attract and eat way more lies this way. 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
4395 Naturally, . . . I selected it. 1.1226 0.03201 106 93 13 0
4396 No pepperonis 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
4397 Haven’t you heard? It’s pizza Tuesday! C. Tom Howes 507 Valley Road Havertown, PA 19083 610-789-3176 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
4398 Great! and if I'm hungry I can eat it. It's hand-tossed. 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
4399 What’s wrong with adding a little color to my pad?! 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
4400 I only travel in First Class. 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
4401 Aribbit derci, aribbit derci 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
4402 What? I just love fireflies. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4403 I'm gay. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
4404 was sitting under a picnic table, under someone who hated this pizza and suddenly found myself here.I 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4405 I see that we have both been deep into the mathematical computation of pi. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4406 What! You didn't know i'm Italian! 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
4407 You will never be elected that way, you have to be get progressive. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4408 I am only watching it for my four turtle friends. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4409 I ordered anchovies and got this on the side 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
4410 I hired an Italian designer for my new pad. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
4411 YOU are looking at the newest Domino's franchisee! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4412 I can’t believe we went from Budweisers to Papa Johns commercials. 1.1220 0.02963 123 108 15 0
4413 How stupid are we, one more slice and we’ll be swamped 1.1220 0.03574 123 111 9 3
4414 I added flies, ants and anchovies as toppings…, delicious. 1.1220 0.03756 123 112 7 4
4415 No frog is a pizza onto herself. 1.1217 0.03736 115 104 8 3
4416 My spaceship is better than yours, Clark. 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
4417 Sei dei dintorni? 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
4418 I find no evidence of water logging in this Papa John’s Double Pepperoni. Besides, Toad likes the motif.” 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
4419 It’s a cool pad, but I want to trade up to one with anchovies. 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
4420 The anchovies were delicious. 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
4421 Ah, yes, but this is a Sacilian Llily pad. 1.1215 0.03173 107 94 13 0
4422 It floats _and_ it gives me character. 1.1215 0.03173 107 94 13 0
4423 I thought rather than going out, I’d bring lunch instead. 1.1214 0.03119 140 125 13 2
4424 We’re sitting on an infinite number of corners. Trippy. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
4425 It’s actually gluten free. 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
4426 So, how many slices of the green stuff do you sell each day? 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
4427 i was a delivering pizza and Meghan kissed me 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
4428 Who is a philosophy major but feeds a family of four? 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
4429 It goes best with hop water 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
4430 John's of Bleecker Street, how about you? 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
4431 Yeah, it’s a little pricey, but it came with matching P-Js, I couldn’t resist. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
4432 The recipe called for frog’s legs. 1.1210 0.03155 124 110 13 1
4433 You should come over some time. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
4434 Things could be worse. Look on the bright side! 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
4435 You should go for pepperoni next time ... 1.1207 0.03497 116 104 10 2
4436 I call it a "Luigi pad" 1.1207 0.03705 116 105 8 3
4437 It’s not delivery, it’s from frozen. 1.1207 0.03497 116 104 10 2
4438 Thought a little color might entice you over to my pad 1.1207 0.03275 116 103 12 1
4439 And then my Aunt Chovi called… 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4440 The key to a perfect crush is hydration. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
4441 I'm moving out. I got a job at Ceasar's Pizza World. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
4442 It is a new model of floating, fully edible " 1.1204 0.04101 108 99 5 4
4443 I know it might not look like much, Sam, but this is my little slice of Heaven. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
4444 And it’s gluten-free too 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
4445 My choice was a new, improved, better tasting lily pad, or kiss some prince? 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
4446 It’s a multi-use kind of a thing. 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
4447 My anxiety has gotten so bad that I don't feel at all jumpy. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
4448 Look for guys with guitars and no kids. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
4449 My biggest concern was that I might be lactose intolerant. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
4450 The anchovies are a bit disturbing, but otherwise it's quite comfortable. 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
4451 The rat only took a slice. 1.1200 0.04090 100 91 6 3
4452 I promise, the crust stays crispy. It's not vegan though... 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
4453 But there’s no personality in yours! 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
4454 And then we chant "Eat pizzas not cuisses!" 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
4455 It was floating past in a box that said, "We love our customers." 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
4456 Someone took a bite out of the pizza when I was napping on it. 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
4457 Humans should not be the only ones with heart disease. 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
4458 Uber Eats had a promotion: free delivery anywhere. 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
4459 I jumped on this on my way down from New York 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
4460 I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel like I finally got it.” 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4461 I hate pizza too, but apparently it's really popular in New York. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4462 It's just a little something I had lying around the house. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4463 Yea, I call it my pizza/pad. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
4464 Once upon a time they called me, “Prince Caesar” 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
4465 Yeah it’s my new side hustle…doing PR for Hop-To-It Pizzeria 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
4466 Actually, it's quite comfortable 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
4467 I prefer cheese and marinara on my lily pad 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
4468 All the good ones were taken. But enough about my wife. 1.1193 0.04065 109 100 5 4
4469 I haven't gone hungry ever since I found my super-duper-fly-attractor. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4470 My contractor Pizza Joe says the key to waterproof laminate is installation." 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4471 You wanna swap a slice? 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4472 I like pizza but I jump back and forth to calzones. 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
4473 ribbit ribbitty ribbit ribbit ribbit" Translation: Yum yummy yum pizza good *There must be something in the water! 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
4474 Well I slipped right through the bagel... 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4475 Apparently the cauliflower crust really has no tipping point. 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
4476 Radiation? What radiation? I thought it was a pizza. 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
4477 That's worse than pineapple on pizza! 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
4478 Yep, I'm back — the princess couldn't handle a prince ordering 'half flies / half pepperoni'. 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
4479 Your life on the lake is a piece of pie. 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
4480 That’s what humans call “food delivery”. 1.1186 0.02990 118 104 14 0
4481 Frog eats! 1.1186 0.03645 118 107 8 3
4482 Frogs legs are the perfect topping… 1.1186 0.03645 118 107 8 3
4483 I think Pizza Rat was on to something. 1.1186 0.03223 118 105 12 1
4484 It feels hot like an oven. 1.1186 0.03645 118 107 8 3
4485 It’s delicious…and it keeps my butt warm, too. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4486 My lily-pad is a pizza. 1.1183 0.04284 93 85 5 3
4487 I finally determined my realtor knew that I'm colorblind. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
4488 It's called pizza. I'll give you a taste when you hop on over. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4489 I just want a bigger piece of the pie 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4490 There aren't Big Whites is here, are there?" 1.1183 0.04548 93 86 3 4
4491 Oh! It’s very sensitive to on point heat. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4492 Then they said they'd hold the pineapple and add dried fly. Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4493 Welcome to my parlor. 1.1182 0.03816 110 100 7 3
4494 It was easy, you just have to nab it right when they’re biting into that first slice. 1.1182 0.03816 110 100 7 3
4495 Actually, I’m the original Prince on Ray’s.” 1.1182 0.03816 110 100 7 3
4496 With my tax refund I decided to spruce up my Pad.. 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
4497 So what if I'm a little old for Urban Outfitters? 1.1182 0.03351 110 98 11 1
4498 They'll eat me out of house and home. 1.1182 0.03351 110 98 11 1
4499 I am waiting for a Princess with a golden ball 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
4500 It's the deluxe pie. Slugs, wrigglers, and escargots. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4501 Flies and grasshoppers on the Super Supreme. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4502 My mom thought I'd float better on a pizza. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
4503 Where did you import yours from? 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
4504 Let's trade while it's hop! 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
4505 New year, new healthy food resolutions, anchovies on pasta. 1.1172 0.03440 128 116 9 3
4506 Before yesterday, I was accused of always living in "that pie in the sky". Now I am sitting on pie on a lily pad pie. 1.1171 0.03066 111 98 13 0
4507 Let’s cuddle! It’s warmer here. 1.1171 0.03322 111 99 11 1
4508 The subway rat told me where to find the rest of the pie. 1.1171 0.03783 111 101 7 3
4509 If you want your pizza pod to light up like mine, all you have to do is to admit that you were once a handsome prince. 1.1171 0.03783 111 101 7 3
4510 This GMO stuff is getting out of hand. 1.1171 0.03322 111 99 11 1
4511 I add the anchovies after it's delivered. 1.1171 0.03322 111 99 11 1
4512 I like the decor. 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4513 If it looks like a rose, and smells like a rose…forget that last part. 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
4514 No tomato, please! 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4515 The reason Leo fell in is because he insisted on deep dish. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4516 I’m really into the Pixies. 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4517 I told the guy I didn't need much room or any prep to roam free, I think he misunderstood me.... 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4518 Who ate the slice of your delight? 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4519 It's not easy being... subjected to third degree burns. 1.1167 0.03172 120 107 12 1
4520 I don't play with food,I sit on it. 1.1167 0.03172 120 107 12 1
4521 I like not being tethered, but one more slice and I'm back to where I started. 1.1167 0.03172 120 107 12 1
4522 So the guy says “We don’t have bug and grasshopper pizza. The best we have is anchovies”. Sheesh! 1.1165 0.03728 103 93 8 2
4523 Pineapple on a pizza? Ridiculous! 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
4524 Whad'da you mean My pad is cheeszy? 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
4525 You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get your pizza 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
4526 My Italian's so rusty, I ended up ordering a pool pizza instead of a noodle. 1.1165 0.03728 103 93 8 2
4527 I know,that's a special leaf coming straight from New York. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4528 Do I Look Kinda Cheesy Sitting on This? 1.1161 0.03751 112 102 7 3
4529 I was once a Prince who lived at Frogmore; I'm now a frog who lives on a princely pizza pad. 1.1161 0.03530 112 101 9 2
4530 Charlie,I can make it very worthwhile for you if you can leap frog to my new state of the art lily pad 1.1161 0.03294 112 100 11 1
4531 You must have missed the two toppings special. 1.1161 0.03294 112 100 11 1
4532 I can’t believe they left off the peeperoni! 1.1161 0.03040 112 99 13 0
4533 It was either this or a tiny home on wheels. 1.1161 0.03294 112 100 11 1
4534 Do you think they ever wonder what happens to their compost? 1.1161 0.03530 112 101 9 2
4535 Best slice on the pond! Only two dragonflies! 1.1161 0.03294 112 100 11 1
4536 I've had to get creative with the leftovers. 1.1161 0.03294 112 100 11 1
4537 It was supposed to come with mushrooms! 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4538 I always order through Grubhub so I have one available. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4539 I always donate it to local humans when I'm done with it. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4540 You only live once. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
4541 you do this every time. you're lactose intolerant and yet you go for the pizza. guys, he's gonna blow! 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4542 Better to live your life on the fly as little is fair whichever way you slice it. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
4543 Yes, and I’ve got the latest iPhone 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
4544 I'm just not ready for plant-based housing. 1.1154 0.04169 104 96 4 4
4545 When it comes to taste,are they seeing eye to eye,or is it a hoppy disagreement? 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
4546 I changed my name from Prince Frog to Prince Phillip 1.1154 0.03148 104 92 12 0
4547 Hope you did not order the pizza margherita toadstool. Too soggy. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
4548 You simply must visit Naples. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
4549 I'm glad I'm not trapped in that pizza anymore... 1.1154 0.03938 104 95 6 3
4550 This inflatable is much comfier, you should reconsider the lily pad. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
4551 Quite frankly, I find it kind of cheesy. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
4552 It's rich coming from me, but I also think that anchovies on pizza are disgusting. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
4553 Hey,next time,my pad or yours?? 1.1154 0.03938 104 95 6 3
4554 Some golfer took the other! 1.1154 0.03148 104 92 12 0
4555 Let’s slice and dice our dinner options again. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
4556 I like your pad, I call mine Pizza Hut. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
4557 I croak with an Italian accent. 1.1150 0.03500 113 102 9 2
4558 They can print anything you want on it. 1.1150 0.03500 113 102 9 2
4559 Did you ever hear of a frog topping? 1.1150 0.03267 113 101 11 1
4560 I wanted a pop of orange and jumped at the opportunity when it floated by. 1.1148 0.03530 122 111 8 3
4561 The tips aren't great. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4562 And that's when he told me Epstein didn't kill himself.... wait, where's Shelly? 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
4563 I’d love to stay and chat but this thing has no anchor. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4564 It’s OK, but the crust is a bit soggy. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
4565 Someday, and that day may never come, I will croak upon you to catch a fly for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my tadpole's wedding day. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4566 She said I never took her to fancy restaurants. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
4567 Reebeet, I’m a’visiting from Italy. 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
4568 I oredered extra cheese 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
4569 My Granny jumped the pond from Naples. 1.1140 0.03688 114 104 7 3
4570 Walter White was here about an hour ago. 1.1138 0.03098 123 110 12 1
4571 It-a-lily pad. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4572 Can I try a bite of yours? 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4573 I was really inspired by the frogs I met in Italy. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4574 I special ordered it from Italy. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4575 Rbbt Ribbt with Garlic Breath . .. Only for Cuties like You . . . 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4576 No, you can't have a slice. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4577 Original Famous Swamp's Pizza is clearly better than Famous Original Swamp's Pizza, mostly because they serve pizza... but lily pads are good too. 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4578 You can get one, too. In less than 30 minutes. 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4579 At least they didn't ask for frog legs on their pizza. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
4580 Not bad for a woke toad, huh? 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
4581 I am a Zen -frog. In the morning I meditate and I'm waiting for the Princess to kiss me.... 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
4582 One Croak everybody knows the rules. 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
4583 Yeah, it cost a lot of dough, but it's a tax write-off. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
4584 It's ultra-processed and should last a lifetime. 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
4585 Frog-et her and hop on, let's go to the Pizzeria! 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4586 Yeah, I know my new pad's a little cheesy. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4587 ... us, colored people, know how to rest on a pad. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4588 I don’t know, it reminds me of home, but with anchovies. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4589 As I told my fiancé, with interest rates being what they are it makes the most sense to sit on my bachelor pad for now. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4590 Damnit! I ordered pepperoni and got this! 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4591 Ya, so this guy came up to me and said, 'I really like that lilly pad. I'll trade you straight across for my lilly pizza.' So I took it. It's delicious! 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4592 The scorpion took a slice after I carried him on my back across the pond. When he asked why the pie crust is gluten-free, I told him, 'I can't help it - it's my nature.' 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4593 I probably should go back to vegan. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4594 You French don't have our Italian cuisine 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4595 CAPTCHA 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
4596 This’s the beauty of a flat tax. Capeesh? 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4597 I'm scared of snakes too. 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
4598 ... and I told them to leave the damned anchovies off ... 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4599 Eventually the price will come down and everybody will be able to afford a color pizza. 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4600 Well, you take what you can get! It’s actually a discarded pizza.” 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
4601 I asked for extra parsley, but it doesn’t seem to help. 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
4602 What did your fortune say? 1.1121 0.03832 107 98 6 3
4603 It’s getting warmer, but I don’t think I need to jump yet. 1.1121 0.03413 116 105 9 2
4604 Ever since those racoons from New York showed up, I'm not taking any chances. 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
4605 It’s called the “Everglades Swamp Pizza”. 1.1111 0.03563 108 98 8 2
4606 It's edible but it doesn't retain crispness very long. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4607 OK, switch pads on the count of three so we each get our greens. 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
4608 Domino realty will get you in a house in 30 minutes Or less. 1.1111 0.03385 117 106 9 2
4609 I find the gluten-free crust floats better. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4610 they were out of pepperoni 1.1111 0.03311 108 97 10 1
4611 Yeah it’s used, but I got a great deal on the stuffed crust. 1.1111 0.03385 117 106 9 2
4612 Tonight, dinner’s on me. 1.1101 0.03012 109 97 12 0
4613 ...and that's why they faked Amelia Earhart's death. This? Oh, yeah, it's a pizza. 1.1101 0.03764 109 100 6 3
4614 Love pepperoni but it makes me croak. 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
4615 You like pizza? 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
4616 It's not only color, but also hi-def. 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
4617 Do you want a slice, some human gave it to me it’s not that bad. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
4618 Dammit. They forgot the extra anchovies!" 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
4619 Frog imitates pizza more than pizza imitates lily pad 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
4620 Why a fake pizza pad? Softer, warmer, a bait for dates... 1.1100 0.03994 100 92 5 3
4621 It was cold when it was delivered and it floats. Who knew? 1.1100 0.03994 100 92 5 3
4622 What do you think of my new pad? It attracts flies like you wouldn’t believe! 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
4623 Giovanni. What’s yours? 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
4624 I took a bite out of the delivery guy's ankle, too. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
4625 Pizza with a frog legs topping could be the next fad. 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
4626 Yeah, they’ll even bring it here. But trust me on this one, no jalapeños. 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
4627 My lily pad looks alot more appetizing than yours!! 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
4628 It's superior because of the water used to make the crust. 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
4629 Something tells me this pad's not from Kansas, Eleanor 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
4630 I'll be looking for a new pad after dinner. Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4631 I see why people hate pineapple on these, gets real mushy under the toes. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4632 You can get one on Amazon. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4633 How about coming over tonight for pizza? 1.1092 0.03538 119 109 7 3
4634 It's not delivery, it's disintegrating. 1.1091 0.03253 110 99 10 1
4635 I’m thinking of adding pineapple. What’s your take? 1.1091 0.03253 110 99 10 1
4636 You're sitting on a pizza, dude!” “Well, life's too short to just 'croak' about lily pads, my friend! I'm here for the 'cheesy' adventures!' 1.1091 0.03253 110 99 10 1
4637 The topping isn't for everyone. 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
4638 Now they all want to Eat That Frog! 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
4639 It actually did taste as good as delivery.” 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
4640 Pepperoni, since you ask. 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
4641 It doesn't pay as much as the beer commercial, but it does attract a lot more flies. 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
4642 Can we share a pad? Rents are getting out of control. 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
4643 Just sit next to Route 22 for a while. 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
4644 Frog on a pizza Sure, it won't float forever At least my butt's warm 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4645 Hey, its Gluten Free 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4646 Jump on it, quick delivery from Froggy's Pizza Pod! Rosemary Shannon Easton, Pa. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4647 Alex Jones turned my pizza gay. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4648 I hate pineapple - give me anchovies any day! 1.1081 0.03470 111 101 8 2
4649 It was either this or a penne pasta raft. 1.1081 0.02961 111 99 12 0
4650 I never made it to India or Indonesia, but Italy had a big impact on me. 1.1078 0.03086 102 91 11 0
4651 It can also function as an undependable frisbee. 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
4652 Pepperoni the next time How about you? 1.1078 0.03086 102 91 11 0
4653 Thats amore....Croak. 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
4654 Anchovies make it a convenient crowd-pleaser. 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
4655 Came with my Bud Light! Now watch deGrass-Tyson complain it wasn't Natural ! 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
4656 Friday is pizza day at my pad! 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
4657 Not sure how but it happens every time I pass gas 1.1078 0.03086 102 91 11 0
4658 With pizza I will never starve!!! 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
4659 I know it’s a little gaudy, but in exchange they promised 98% of my offspring would make it to adulthood. 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
4660 This is just the tip of the deep dish. 1.1078 0.03918 102 94 5 3
4661 It's prettier and lasts forever. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4662 If it looks like a pizza, smells like a pizza, tastes like a pizza...then it's your birthday! 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4663 Yes, I said, "Pizza Paddling is best!" 1.1074 0.03278 121 110 9 2
4664 I told you my family came from this side of the pond! 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
4665 First step for a spritz pond 1.1068 0.03058 103 92 11 0
4666 Here's the best part: I can get it delivered right here! 1.1068 0.03628 103 94 7 2
4667 Got it online from LILY PADS R US... free shipping to the pond. This one is faux cheese pizza! 1.1068 0.03058 103 92 11 0
4668 Sure the mortgage rate is fixed—to the cost of a subway ride. 1.1068 0.03628 103 94 7 2
4669 Well. it's just a lilly-pad pizza. You know: No pepperoni 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4670 I worry I might be a couple of beers away from losing the home. 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
4671 Yeah, I don’t know what I was thinking with the spaghetti. 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
4672 I requested home delivery. 1.1062 0.03411 113 103 8 2
4673 Just say you're an illegal immigrant, and they'll give you cool stuff. God help you if you're a homeless vet, though. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4674 I came from Italy. Where did you come from? 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
4675 I'm more of a gimmick than a topping. 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
4676 Housing pressure, you know 1.1058 0.03845 104 96 5 3
4677 Lunchtime special: $4.00 cheese and cricket pie with a large mosquito slurp. Best deal in the pond. 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
4678 No,we only have cheese. Dragonfly toppings cost extra. 1.1058 0.03030 104 93 11 0
4679 Mine is not a toadstool, but a thin crust pizza! 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
4680 Do you want to get back to my place and get pizza” may be old but still works like a char 1.1057 0.03013 123 111 11 1
4681 Pizza tastes better than Pac-Man. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4682 I was hoping for thin crust 1.1048 0.03202 124 113 9 2
4683 In hindsight, when Fred began changing his colors, redecorating our pad, and hanging out with the boys more, I should have recognized it was a mid-life crisis! 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4684 Ham and Pineapple " 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4685 Ate a slice and got a strange craving for fermented brew. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
4686 Those damn storage auctions! I end up with a partly-eaten pizza, you end up with a washed-out Pac-man - did ANYONE get a lily pad ? 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4687 It's gluten free 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
4688 Lily pads are so last week. Try the new pizza pad! 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4689 He didn't have his hearing aid in when I put in my dinner order. 1.1043 0.02863 115 103 12 0
4690 Hi Lily-butt, I'm Cheesy-butt 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
4691 Delivery is the cat's pajamas. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
4692 So, have you licked that new guy yet? 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4693 My Mom taught me, 'If it looks like a pizza, talks like a pizza and acts like a pizza... it's a pizza!' 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4694 The salesman called it a Pizza piePad. 1.1038 0.03529 106 97 7 2
4695 You can have a slice if you answer this one question correctly: Does pineapple belong on pizza? 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
4696 I got a ten dollar ribbit on an extra large pizza. 1.1038 0.03529 106 97 7 2
4697 My ancestors hopped on a boat from Naples. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4698 Henry's legs are purple. Must be something in the water. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4699 When life gives you lemons, make a lemon pad! 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4700 So,yeah,ya know,I sez to the guys,I sez,how much for the pad with the missing slice? And bam, it's workin for me. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4701 I thought that if I colored the pie, the fish would stop stealing pieces of it! 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4702 I couldn't pass up the BOGO. 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
4703 Would you like flies with that? 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4704 Sorry. I couldn't wait for Zer to get here, Bud. 1.1028 0.03497 107 98 7 2
4705 Mozzarella and assorted flies. Yours? 1.1028 0.03497 107 98 7 2
4706 Oh, and you haven’t had expresso until you’ve been to that small caffé near the Colosseum ! 1.1028 0.02950 107 96 11 0
4707 Do you think that this will show them that I am the prince? 1.1028 0.02950 107 96 11 0
4708 How do I keep the other frogs away? Pineapple or Anchovies? 1.1028 0.02950 107 96 11 0
4709 And they cut the franchise royalty from 6 to 4 percent. 1.1028 0.03235 107 97 9 1
4710 Yeah, I know, its supposed to be delivered in thirty minutes, but YOU try to navigate around all those alligators! 1.1026 0.03067 117 106 10 1
4711 Cool. I’m managing the new Wylie Dufresne pop-op. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4712 You will be enlightened reading "Eat Pray Pizza." 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4713 Sounds strange, but a pizza crust work just the same and it's much tastier. 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
4714 It has pineapple! 1.1019 0.02924 108 97 11 0
4715 A deep dish, of course. 1.1019 0.03466 108 99 7 2
4716 Well, I do like to keep up with the times. 1.1017 0.03486 118 109 6 3
4717 They said a guy named Walter White tosssed it in the pond. 1.1011 0.03929 89 82 5 2
4718 Boy does my lily pad smell strange! 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4719 Don't scoff. I actually prefer my crust nice and soggy. 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
4720 My pad's better than your pad. 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
4721 You mean I was supposed to apply the numerical value of " Pi"? 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
4722 So I thought, if a former President can have a gold-plated pad, why can't I? 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
4723 but mom,...get with it,move on to the new world! 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
4724 Actually it’s Margarita-Ville pizza 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
4725 They have Pac-Man decorations too. 1.1010 0.03659 99 91 6 2
4726 If Monet had been Italian, I'd attract more flies than you do! 1.1009 0.03178 109 99 9 1
4727 My half of the pond is fountain pop now. 1.1009 0.02898 109 98 11 0
4728 You need to kiss Papa John. You must have kissed Papa Murphy. Now you need to figure out how to bake it. 1.1009 0.03435 109 100 7 2
4729 I'm cold-blooded. 1.1009 0.03435 109 100 7 2
4730 I hired Domino's as my home decorator. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
4731 You’re absolutely sure there are no crocs in here? 1.1000 0.03015 100 90 10 0
4732 I order them to warm my bottom. 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
4733 I'd offer you some of my pizza but I can see you have ONE of your own! 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4734 Grab some Buds and hop over to my pad for pizza and beer. It will be like old times! 1.1000 0.03015 100 90 10 0
4735 I had a DNA test and it turns out I 1.1000 0.03624 100 92 6 2
4736 It's not that great. You can have you pizza and eat it too. 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
4737 It was on the sale table! 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
4738 piza, piza,pizza,....what else ya got? 1.1000 0.03624 100 92 6 2
4739 My butt smells like cheese now. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4740 I insist that it cools for five minutes before taking the first slice. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4741 Have you ever thought of having it with pineapples? 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4742 No, its not the pizza we ordered but never ate. 1.0992 0.03194 121 111 8 2
4743 They can never find this marsh in time, so the pizza's free. And, it attracts flies. 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
4744 The nice thing is that you can eat it if you can paddle it home. 1.0990 0.03589 101 93 6 2
4745 My pad is so hot! I'm sure there will be frog legs on a menu tonight! 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
4746 You gotta try this new Swamp Pizza from Dominos. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4747 It’s called PIZZAZZ, and it’s edible! 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4748 You said 'the works'. 1.0989 0.03845 91 84 5 2
4749 I thought the press conference was supposed to be at the Four Seasons ‘Hotel’? 1.0980 0.02959 102 92 10 0
4750 No, we're not Sicilian, we're Neopolitan. 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
4751 Babe, come to my pad and I'll teach you how we Italians feed over the fishes. 1.0980 0.03555 102 94 6 2
4752 Just ask for extra sauce. 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
4753 Sorry darling, I couldn't resist a slice on the way home. 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
4754 Sure, if subway rats can eat pizza, why can’t I? 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
4755 Had a craving for one slice, then the rest was just floating around anyway. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4756 Yes, I told them, but marketing sees the pond as half-empty on the 29th. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4757 Who doesn't like Pizza? 1.0973 0.02801 113 102 11 0
4758 It makes them want pizza instead of me 1.0973 0.02801 113 102 11 0
4759 I asked for extra cheese on my topping. Bill Hill Encino, CA 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4760 I'm sorry...I hope you know how much I toadally love you, but my New York ancestors are calling me back... 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4761 It's the extra thick crust color combo. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4762 Hop over to my pad for an epic pizza party. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4763 I made a deal with a bar fly 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4764 She likes it when I croak real cheesy 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4765 The Riiksmuseum call me "A Toad n'Pie" 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4766 I don’t care if it’s a large pond or a small pond, as long as it’s close to a mall 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4767 I felt like branching out. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4768 This is how we Italians do thuings. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4769 My forebears were Italian. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4770 What's your secret to those beautifully color coordinated shades of gray? 1.0965 0.03289 114 105 7 2
4771 It was toad here from Napoli. 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
4772 I'm not cheating on my diet... 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
4773 I’ve got a sinking feeling I need to go on a diet 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
4774 The whole 'global warming' thing is just a big conspiracy. Venice is not sinking. 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
4775 It won't be the same colour next week. So hurry. 1.0962 0.03489 104 96 6 2
4776 I ate a lot of Watermelon. 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
4777 The missus keeps croaking about downsizing to New Haven, but, dang, do I ever love this big hand-tossed Brooklyn beauty.” 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
4778 All I said was, "My kingdom for a nice soft crust" 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
4779 Looks like you're sticking with vegan again. 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
4780 Come up and see me sometime. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4781 It's my pizza of the pie. 1.0952 0.03457 105 97 6 2
4782 Uber Eats brings it right to the pond. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4783 The only downside is having to order up a fresh one every day. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4784 I don't understand what all the fuss about pollution is! 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
4785 Haven't you heard...we're the latest superfood toping. 1.0952 0.03181 105 96 8 1
4786 fly catcher special from Lilly Pad Pizza with water proof crust. 1.0948 0.02994 116 106 9 1
4787 I would liked the Chicago deep dish but I guess I've settled on the thin crust. 1.0947 0.03688 95 88 5 2
4788 So I said, “ you wanna piece of me?” 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4789 You see in the game of life you need more cheese for your part of the pie... 1.0947 0.03688 95 88 5 2
4790 I have the same agent as Pizza Rat. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4791 I never liked technicolor. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4792 Get the gluten-free. It floats. 1.0943 0.03152 106 97 8 1
4793 It's vegetarian, so the trout leave it alone. 1.0943 0.02853 106 96 10 0
4794 Would you like a bite of pizza? 1.0943 0.03678 106 99 4 3
4795 I declined the frog meat option 1.0943 0.03425 106 98 6 2
4796 Sure, it looks good but I ordered it with flies and spiders! 1.0943 0.03152 106 97 8 1
4797 It saves all those UberEats fees 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4798 Includes breakfast but very short term accommodation 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4799 The Italian word for "fly" is "mosca". 1.0940 0.02969 117 107 9 1
4800 Hot honey and balsamic vinegar...who knew? 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
4801 I decided to try and recreate a vision that appeared to me while I was licking my back. 1.0938 0.02586 128 116 12 0
4802 They deliver, but I wouldn't order the anchovies. 1.0938 0.03651 96 89 5 2
4803 It's the mozzaflya cheese that makes it. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
4804 Pollution finally offers an eco-friendly solution! 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
4805 I hear plant-based pizza is all the rage. 1.0938 0.03651 96 89 5 2
4806 Because I got tired of you plain pizza. 1.0935 0.03123 107 98 8 1
4807 A diet of lily pads won't keep you from croaking. 1.0935 0.03123 107 98 8 1
4808 There's also a rotten egg smell since I began the beans-not-bees diet. 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
4809 It's deep-dish. 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
4810 Watch me become the Prince of pizza 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
4811 What's your favorite video game, Pac-Man? 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
4812 So you’re a prince, ?That don’t impress me much? 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
4813 I put in my 30 years of testing and received this golden parachute for my troubles. 1.0926 0.03096 108 99 8 1
4814 Climate change is like sitting in a pot if boiling water 1.0924 0.02921 119 109 9 1
4815 Its okay, this whole place smells like anchovies anyway. 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
4816 Thanks honey, I love my new edible arrangement 1.0918 0.03579 98 91 5 2
4817 Food, float, and bathroom all in one. 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
4818 How did you know my name's Rana Verde? 1.0917 0.03068 109 100 8 1
4819 Go to Tadpole.come and croak your order. I like half snails,slugs,and worms and half grasshoppers,spiders,and crickets. 1.0917 0.03334 109 101 6 2
4820 Thanks for letting me lick your slime! 1.0917 0.03068 109 100 8 1
4821 My doctor says I’m low on Vitamin C. 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
4822 Ze Hawaiian's can have their pineapple and ham, ze French cuisine is superior. 1.0909 0.02904 99 90 9 0
4823 I'm sponsored by Pizza Hut. It's part of their frog leg and hot honey specialty pizza for June 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
4824 The Sausage holds up really well. The crust not so much 1.0909 0.02754 110 100 10 0
4825 Rib-WHAT? 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4826 I'm an Italian Parsley Frog. 1.0901 0.03015 111 102 8 1
4827 More flies. 1.0901 0.03015 111 102 8 1
4828 “You should try a lily pie. It’s good for the sciatica.” 1.0900 0.02876 100 91 9 0
4829 Freddy drowned in the Deep Dish. 1.0900 0.03509 100 93 5 2
4830 It didn’t work out with the princess, so my little slice of paradise is down in the Bowery. 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
4831 Specialty of the day: buy one slice get a chance to win a whole pie. I won! 1.0900 0.02876 100 91 9 0
4832 Lilly, I’m havin’ a slice day! 1.0900 0.02876 100 91 9 0
4833 Delivery: Here are your 5 slices of New Yorker Out of This World Pizza with FREE delivery 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
4834 You need to leave it in the oven longer. 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
4835 Ok, your cut above the others but no more or you’ll lose your pizzazz. 1.0893 0.02707 112 102 10 0
4836 “So this Italian asks if I want to share its pad.” 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4837 Remember when we couldn't pin point that wonderfully warm smell of cheese??!! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4838 I got this at Pizza PIpad. The crust’s a little soggy, but it’s the only place that does those garlicky flies you love so much. 1.0891 0.02849 101 92 9 0
4839 I really need to pick up on that boiling water faster. Otherwise, I might not see you again. 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
4840 I would hop on over but I've got a pepperoni fused to my cloaca. 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4841 Any more pepperoni and I might croak 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4842 It's a toad-lilly better way to lure bugs. 1.0882 0.02822 102 93 9 0
4843 My orthopedist said the Sicilian one wasn’t good for my back. 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
4844 Swap a sausage slice for a vegan delight 1.0882 0.02822 102 93 9 0
4845 Let's see which of us attracts the most chicks. 1.0879 0.03714 91 85 4 2
4846 Yes,I am somewhat addicted to salami and cheese pizza,with a hint of green pepper for accents. 1.0877 0.03192 114 106 6 2
4847 Needless to say, we didn’t tour France. 1.0874 0.03410 103 96 5 2
4848 Sitting on this thing makes you feel very riveting. 1.0870 0.03675 92 86 4 2
4849 I’m telling you pizza is much more tasty than lily pads! 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
4850 Found this one in the waterproof pizza section. Think this item will float? 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
4851 I find that pepperoni on cheese floats better. 1.0865 0.02770 104 95 9 0
4852 My decorator found this cool combination of red tide and white algae 1.0865 0.02770 104 95 9 0
4853 Yep, it's true, always. 1.0862 0.02617 116 106 10 0
4854 The gig economy is definitely a reptiles life. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
4855 With this particular curse, the only thing keeping my head above water is my one magical pizza lily. 1.0857 0.03061 105 97 7 1
4856 it's the latest model....a meal AND a place to sit. 1.0857 0.03061 105 97 7 1
4857 Flavored attracts more flies. Trust me. 1.0857 0.02745 105 96 9 0
4858 I call it 'The Bachelor Pad.' 1.0857 0.02745 105 96 9 0
4859 Not only that, I'm called Rana, which, you must admit, beats the hell out of Frog. 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
4860 The chef said we'd have to provide our own grenouille sauce. 1.0849 0.02720 106 97 9 0
4861 I was knee deep in a jug-o-rum. Knee deep, I say! 1.0849 0.03033 106 98 7 1
4862 I prefer some tomato sauce and basil on mine. 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
4863 It’s worth spending extra for the cheese, tomato and crust. 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
4864 well, I did tell you to avoid The Noid. 1.0841 0.03285 107 100 5 2
4865 I ran out of honey. 1.0833 0.02836 96 88 8 0
4866 Plain. Meat Lovers sink. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
4867 Hey, I’ll trade you a piece of your lily pad for a piece of my pizza. 1.0833 0.02978 108 100 7 1
4868 We’re both toppings really but I choose to go Neapolitan style. 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
4869 I thought we had watertight assholes. Why do I get this burning sensation? 1.0833 0.02672 108 99 9 0
4870 I tried a Chicago deep dish but it was too heavy and sank. A New York thin crust is lighter, more buoyant and doesn't get tossed around in the wind. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
4871 It's called "Oz" man. I'm headed there with this girl and her dog. It's all like my pad. 1.0825 0.03167 97 90 6 1
4872 There was a rat who only wanted one slice, and she gave me the rest. 1.0825 0.03490 97 91 4 2
4873 I was at Costco yesterday and you wouldn't believe what they have. 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
4874 I'm not a hippie! You're just pessimistic. 1.0818 0.02625 110 101 9 0
4875 I got buddies who died facedown in the muck so you and I could enjoy this family restaurant! 1.0818 0.02625 110 101 9 0
4876 I’m saving the rest of the slices for the next Broccoli Age. 1.0818 0.02625 110 101 9 0
4877 ...The boyz really love me as their pizza topping....you should try it, Lily, you might finally get a date on Saturday night..... 1.0816 0.03136 98 91 6 1
4878 I got it from Oz delivery. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
4879 I got this new delivery job. The pies have just the right balance of marinara and mozzarella. 1.0811 0.02900 111 103 7 1
4880 Are you feeling saucy too?!? 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
4881 Well, if it means a quick dinner! 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
4882 When I'm in Italy... 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4883 I licked Bill again. 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4884 Meals are included, and I'm not lactose intolerant. 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
4885 It's much better by the slice 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
4886 It’s going for an updated Hansel and Gretel vibe. 1.0792 0.03045 101 94 6 1
4887 Up north they call me pizza frog. 1.0792 0.02701 101 93 8 0
4888 Sometimes I feel like topping myself 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4889 Thick crust with double cheese floats best. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
4890 Heat-dry sure beats air-dry. 1.0784 0.02675 102 94 8 0
4891 What can we croak about today that we didn't croak about yesterday? 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
4892 Let’s be honest, I started Ozempic just in the nick of time. 1.0783 0.02515 115 106 9 0
4893 I hoped to make it big in the topping department, but they drew the line at frog. 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
4894 Think you got problems with the French? I have to worry about the Italians too! 1.0777 0.02988 103 96 6 1
4895 Lemon, isn't for cocktails, you know. It helps clear the frog in my throat. 1.0777 0.02988 103 96 6 1
4896 Margaret, I think you would have been a lot happier if you ordered your pizza with cheese and pepperoni. 1.0777 0.03291 103 97 4 2
4897 I don't know; because it's famous? Duh. 1.0777 0.02988 103 96 6 1
4898 Deep dish is a drag. 1.0769 0.02960 104 97 6 1
4899 This lily pad has given me an idea for a new product. 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
4900 See what I’m telling you? Now, the next human that walks by with food, I’LL kill them and you can eat that. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
4901 The kids love it, and I don’t have to catch so many bugs. 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
4902 I used to be a prince with my own chef. Now--just floating on a pizza! 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
4903 Vincent got punished for vandalism by colouring his exercise book, but I wish, they'd have caught him just 10 minutes later. What wonderful fruit I could have been... 1.0762 0.03230 105 99 4 2
4904 Well, the pepperoni burns a bit, but otherwise it great. 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
4905 So I jumped on the back of this boat in Columbia and sniffed a little fumes from something they call grass, and after jumping into this box to escape the next thing I know is I'm being tossed off the boat along Florida coast with packages of "weed"! 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
4906 They said it was spinach, but I'd know that green anywhere. It's Bob. Grated. 1.0745 0.02722 94 87 7 0
4907 Must have been the Pizza I had last night 1.0734 0.03114 109 103 4 2
4908 it's a designer pad called "Pizza to Go Go" 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
4909 My family's originally from the village of La Rana. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
4910 Your slice has suffered Stale, my friend. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
4911 The ladies find the scent very sexy and love to nibble as we float! Gino delivers. Tell him I sent you…30% discount guaranteed! 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
4912 I want to be kissed by a Principessa. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
4913 One minute I was eating a pizza with a princess and then....wham, here I am a foog''n frog again 1.0714 0.02754 112 105 6 1
4914 Have you been licking toads again? 1.0707 0.02961 99 93 5 1
4915 I like this color because it flatters me. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
4916 I have a pie back at my pad. 1.0700 0.03258 100 95 3 2
4917 We’ll, they gave me an option. Plain, or with cheese and pepperoni. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
4918 I got it from Famous Ray's Original Lily Pads 1.0693 0.02540 101 94 7 0
4919 Avocado spinach pizza just isn't my thing. 1.0686 0.02876 102 96 5 1
4920 I was hungry for originality! 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
4921 I may be the first frog you met named Ray, but unfortunately, there are many others who copied me. 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
4922 You can make yours look like almost anything, you gotta check out this DIY site, it's so radical. 1.0667 0.02795 105 99 5 1
4923 Anything but anchovies, they said 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
4924 This new stuffed crust lily pad is a little excessive. 1.0652 0.02588 92 86 6 0
4925 I thought you knew. My son is the Prince of Pizza! 1.0652 0.03015 92 87 4 1
4926 No, temperature is just OK in my jacuzzi’s leaf. You know, I wouldn’t risk a leg to a galvanoscope just to disappoint that Volta guy! 1.0648 0.02380 108 101 7 0
4927 I'm afraid its getting a big soggy. 1.0645 0.02983 93 88 4 1
4928 Vegan is overrated. 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
4929 I thankd her for making me her car pet and she gave me this. 1.0638 0.02952 94 89 4 1
4930 I'm really just weighing my options right now. Not planning to jump into anything short term just yet. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
4931 I told them I wanted a saucer 1.0619 0.02459 97 91 6 0
4932 GLAD TO SEE YOU. I THOUGHT THAT YOU HAD CROAKED FROM A GARLIC OVERDOSE. 1.0619 0.02459 97 91 6 0
4933 We finish making our take-out orders because we don’t run out of thyme.” R.Weingast New York, N.Y. 1.0619 0.02862 97 92 4 1
4934 How did I land on a pizza? 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
4935 You probably didn’t think these things could come with a design 1.0614 0.02258 114 107 7 0
4936 If you want in on a big piece of the pie you’d better hop over to my pad. 1.0614 0.02865 114 109 3 2
4937 What fast-food options does your place offer? 1.0614 0.02579 114 108 5 1
4938 What do you think? I really don't want to lose my pad! 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
4939 My Airbnb came with food. 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
4940 I don’’t publish anything by Vognar, even when he’s funnier than the winners. Say, this pizza is making me horny. 1.0600 0.02778 100 95 4 1
4941 Sure, it's impractical, but can you think of a better way to go viral? 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
4942 I'm second generation Italian. 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
4943 I'm trying to go vegetarian. 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
4944 Life is better on the other side of the pond. 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
4945 I got free delivery on it. 1.0545 0.02175 110 104 6 0
4946 Pepperoni gives me a rash. 1.0543 0.02376 92 87 5 0
4947 What can I say, my mother was Italian! 1.0513 0.03106 78 75 2 1
4948 Feeding the mangrove forests to combat climate change. 1.0481 0.02108 104 99 5 0
4949 So, this is the way we like our pizza in France. 1.0426 0.02093 94 90 4 0
4950 I'll need to return to my island before you will. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0