Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
I’m here to conduct your exit interview. |
1.7443 |
0.01519 |
2710 |
1282 |
839 |
589 |
1 |
At this point, I’m no longer sure which one of us they’re testing. |
1.7245 |
0.02033 |
1463 |
699 |
468 |
296 |
2 |
The restroom? Third door on your right, then left, left again, then right, right and left. You can’t miss it. |
1.7162 |
0.01910 |
1649 |
796 |
525 |
328 |
3 |
That concludes our study. You can see yourself out. |
1.6796 |
0.01786 |
1807 |
903 |
580 |
324 |
4 |
It’s an honor to work with a giant in the field. |
1.6760 |
0.01361 |
3062 |
1525 |
1004 |
533 |
5 |
Sure, if you can find your way out, you can work remotely. |
1.6603 |
0.02222 |
1201 |
629 |
351 |
221 |
6 |
We have to let you go. You’ve outgrown your position here. |
1.6599 |
0.01771 |
1773 |
897 |
582 |
294 |
7 |
I was hoping you'd get us both out, actually. |
1.6469 |
0.01898 |
1515 |
775 |
500 |
240 |
8 |
They said if I find my way out, I'll get tenure. What did they tell you? |
1.6432 |
0.02603 |
880 |
475 |
244 |
161 |
9 |
Just climb over the walls. It’ll drive the researchers crazy. |
1.6404 |
0.01888 |
1635 |
876 |
471 |
288 |
10 |
Do you mind if I follow you out? |
1.6389 |
0.02317 |
1019 |
529 |
329 |
161 |
11 |
Steroids in the cheese? Why do you ask? |
1.6369 |
0.02031 |
1421 |
768 |
401 |
252 |
12 |
You're welcome to run through the cubicles. Everyone works from home. |
1.6361 |
0.01963 |
1492 |
799 |
437 |
256 |
13 |
You find the cheese, I'll find the wine and we'll meet back here. |
1.6323 |
0.01783 |
1727 |
908 |
546 |
273 |
14 |
I'd ask directions but I'm a man. |
1.6318 |
0.01876 |
1665 |
907 |
464 |
294 |
15 |
For you, it’s cheese. Me, it’s tenure. |
1.6277 |
0.01830 |
1660 |
885 |
508 |
267 |
16 |
You've made it to the end. Would you mind taking an exit poll? |
1.6221 |
0.02186 |
1151 |
616 |
354 |
181 |
17 |
I'm new here, but you seem to know your way around. |
1.6150 |
0.01908 |
1369 |
706 |
484 |
179 |
18 |
The goal is to find the cheese and avoid Brenda in accounting. |
1.6093 |
0.02063 |
1308 |
719 |
381 |
208 |
19 |
I've been asked to duplicate my results using a larger sample. |
1.6058 |
0.01924 |
1507 |
834 |
433 |
240 |
20 |
We're transferring you to the New York subway. |
1.5994 |
0.02496 |
931 |
531 |
242 |
158 |
21 |
Look, I'm gonna be straight with you; there's no way out." |
1.5972 |
0.01902 |
1544 |
867 |
432 |
245 |
22 |
I'm thinking you're not on the placebo mixture. |
1.5928 |
0.02404 |
948 |
531 |
272 |
145 |
23 |
The results are preliminary, but there do seem to be some side effects. |
1.5909 |
0.01941 |
1391 |
765 |
430 |
196 |
24 |
I assume you know your way out |
1.5905 |
0.02353 |
923 |
502 |
297 |
124 |
25 |
This is embarrassing, but can you help me find the way out? |
1.5903 |
0.01967 |
1384 |
770 |
411 |
203 |
26 |
In this case, thinking outside the box would be beneficial. |
1.5767 |
0.02392 |
926 |
524 |
270 |
132 |
27 |
This would have been a lot simpler if you hadn't eaten the BREADCRUMBS! |
1.5674 |
0.02373 |
927 |
529 |
270 |
128 |
28 |
Look, I give you cheese, you get me out |
1.5646 |
0.02293 |
960 |
542 |
294 |
124 |
29 |
A pound of Gruyere if you show me the way out. |
1.5617 |
0.02431 |
892 |
516 |
251 |
125 |
30 |
We would start you off with cheese. No insurance. No retirement. No chance for advancement. Just cheese. |
1.5613 |
0.02374 |
930 |
537 |
264 |
129 |
31 |
Sure, I created it. That doesn't mean I remember every detail. |
1.5607 |
0.02289 |
922 |
514 |
299 |
109 |
32 |
You can stop looking. I'm the big cheese. |
1.5607 |
0.02395 |
922 |
535 |
257 |
130 |
33 |
What we’re trying to determine is am I tiny or are you huge? |
1.5567 |
0.02388 |
864 |
489 |
269 |
106 |
34 |
We're testing to see whether size really does matter. |
1.5550 |
0.02449 |
854 |
493 |
248 |
113 |
35 |
We were downsized. |
1.5519 |
0.02508 |
828 |
484 |
231 |
113 |
36 |
We need you to stop evolving. |
1.5516 |
0.02761 |
823 |
525 |
142 |
156 |
37 |
You did well with the maze. Next, it's finding public restrooms. |
1.5489 |
0.02488 |
798 |
458 |
242 |
98 |
38 |
Ok. Yes. I moved your cheese. |
1.5476 |
0.02581 |
778 |
457 |
216 |
105 |
39 |
Son, you were an experiment.” |
1.5473 |
0.02578 |
782 |
460 |
216 |
106 |
40 |
There was never any cheese. |
1.5464 |
0.02606 |
776 |
460 |
208 |
108 |
41 |
Go ask Alice. I think she'll know... |
1.5399 |
0.02755 |
715 |
434 |
176 |
105 |
42 |
Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. |
1.5389 |
0.02670 |
720 |
427 |
198 |
95 |
43 |
I’m not saying you cheated, but try it again on all fours. |
1.5364 |
0.02624 |
673 |
384 |
217 |
72 |
44 |
I cannot say what’s at the end of the maze, but I will say it pairs wonderfully with the mouth-drying tannins of a full-bodied Cabernet Sauvignon. |
1.5358 |
0.02631 |
685 |
395 |
213 |
77 |
45 |
Yes, it is a maze. No, there are no winners in a rat race. |
1.5357 |
0.02666 |
687 |
401 |
204 |
82 |
46 |
Don't ask me, I'm still trying to find the bathroom. |
1.5354 |
0.02708 |
678 |
399 |
195 |
84 |
47 |
Not accusing you,but did you move my cheese? |
1.5337 |
0.02684 |
667 |
388 |
202 |
77 |
48 |
What are your demands?” |
1.5311 |
0.03052 |
708 |
477 |
86 |
145 |
49 |
These are the offices. Labs are on the next floor. |
1.5303 |
0.02759 |
643 |
379 |
187 |
77 |
50 |
Yes, I guess I could install a doggie door. |
1.5291 |
0.03011 |
722 |
486 |
90 |
146 |
51 |
They're turning it into an IKEA. |
1.5289 |
0.02878 |
641 |
392 |
159 |
90 |
52 |
It’s not about the cheese, it’s about the journey. |
1.5280 |
0.02823 |
642 |
387 |
171 |
84 |
53 |
Take as long as you need-- there's no cat the first time. |
1.5234 |
0.03018 |
598 |
373 |
137 |
88 |
54 |
Let me show you to your cubicle. This place can be a bit of a maze. |
1.5233 |
0.02729 |
600 |
345 |
196 |
59 |
55 |
Sorry, I just work here. |
1.5214 |
0.02842 |
585 |
345 |
175 |
65 |
56 |
I’m just a guy-
Standing in front of a mouse-
Asking her to get me out of this IKEA. |
1.5197 |
0.03020 |
583 |
362 |
139 |
82 |
57 |
So far, the results are huge. |
1.5197 |
0.03387 |
585 |
404 |
58 |
123 |
58 |
You've outgrown the position. |
1.5178 |
0.02869 |
589 |
353 |
167 |
69 |
59 |
I have another appointment. Can you find your own way out? |
1.5175 |
0.02845 |
628 |
384 |
163 |
81 |
60 |
Okay, good. Now, Janet would like you to find her stapler. |
1.5151 |
0.02881 |
563 |
334 |
168 |
61 |
61 |
What else have you been taking? |
1.5142 |
0.02985 |
564 |
345 |
148 |
71 |
62 |
We're taking you off the steroids. |
1.5138 |
0.02892 |
580 |
350 |
162 |
68 |
63 |
No, you're still not allowed to look over the top. |
1.5134 |
0.02989 |
524 |
312 |
155 |
57 |
64 |
Who, who told you there would be cheese? |
1.5105 |
0.02911 |
525 |
308 |
166 |
51 |
65 |
Where do you see yourself five turns from now? |
1.5087 |
0.02986 |
519 |
310 |
154 |
55 |
66 |
I’m pretty sure we’re not in the control group. |
1.5068 |
0.03133 |
511 |
316 |
131 |
64 |
67 |
Now we're going to bring in the cat. |
1.5051 |
0.03234 |
495 |
311 |
118 |
66 |
68 |
This is all for you. Nobody is renting offices these days |
1.5048 |
0.03111 |
521 |
324 |
131 |
66 |
69 |
So let me get this straight. Left,right,left,right,right,and then a left? |
1.5039 |
0.02995 |
508 |
304 |
152 |
52 |
70 |
I’m actually not sure which of us is in the control group.” |
1.5020 |
0.03178 |
496 |
309 |
125 |
62 |
71 |
The growth hormone study? That's cubicle 4. |
1.5011 |
0.03161 |
463 |
280 |
134 |
49 |
72 |
Well,do you think that if I knew the way out of here, we’d be having this conversation? |
1.4989 |
0.03238 |
465 |
288 |
122 |
55 |
73 |
This test is to see, once and for all, if size does matter. |
1.4989 |
0.03277 |
463 |
289 |
117 |
57 |
74 |
You look for the cheese, I'll look for the wine. |
1.4968 |
0.03367 |
467 |
300 |
102 |
65 |
75 |
Co-authors seems fair. |
1.4968 |
0.03052 |
467 |
278 |
146 |
43 |
76 |
Did you say right, left, right, right, left, left, right,right, left, right, right, right, left, left, left, right, left? |
1.4946 |
0.03252 |
465 |
291 |
118 |
56 |
77 |
I'm guessing you didn't get the placebo |
1.4943 |
0.03396 |
439 |
278 |
105 |
56 |
78 |
No, you can't use Google Maps |
1.4935 |
0.03282 |
462 |
291 |
114 |
57 |
79 |
You've become a bigger pest than we've expected. |
1.4910 |
0.03325 |
446 |
281 |
111 |
54 |
80 |
No, these are just cubicles. But I see how you'd be confused. |
1.4873 |
0.03462 |
433 |
280 |
95 |
58 |
81 |
I'll show myself out. |
1.4855 |
0.03196 |
447 |
276 |
125 |
46 |
82 |
The ethical committee doesn't let us use a real mouse, so do your best Bob |
1.4854 |
0.03596 |
412 |
270 |
84 |
58 |
83 |
Unfortunately, we have to do some downsizing. |
1.4824 |
0.03369 |
398 |
246 |
112 |
40 |
84 |
There will be no caption due to the writer's strike. However, I assure you, it would have been hysterical. |
1.4813 |
0.03654 |
401 |
265 |
79 |
57 |
85 |
The F.D.A. can’t shut me down if they can’t find me. |
1.4795 |
0.03939 |
390 |
272 |
49 |
69 |
86 |
Would you like to complete a brief customer service survey when you've finished? |
1.4783 |
0.03397 |
414 |
263 |
104 |
47 |
87 |
I was following you! |
1.4770 |
0.03387 |
392 |
244 |
109 |
39 |
88 |
so are you the experiment or am I? |
1.4758 |
0.03465 |
414 |
268 |
95 |
51 |
89 |
No, these are our office cubicles. The rat maze is down the hall. |
1.4758 |
0.03657 |
393 |
260 |
79 |
54 |
90 |
Sorry you got lost. This lab is for maze learning.
The growth hormone experiment is next door. |
1.4743 |
0.03479 |
409 |
265 |
94 |
50 |
91 |
So we’re both lost? |
1.4738 |
0.03368 |
401 |
252 |
108 |
41 |
92 |
You seem to have grown from the experience. |
1.4729 |
0.03801 |
332 |
213 |
81 |
38 |
93 |
Gruyère? I’ll have to check. |
1.4681 |
0.03529 |
376 |
241 |
94 |
41 |
94 |
What do you mean can I work from home? |
1.4678 |
0.03624 |
357 |
229 |
89 |
39 |
95 |
No offense, but I took this job to escape the rat race. |
1.4663 |
0.03696 |
356 |
232 |
82 |
42 |
96 |
And you say you got the placebo? |
1.4649 |
0.03693 |
342 |
220 |
85 |
37 |
97 |
Okay,if you win , you get cheese. If I win, I get tenure. |
1.4646 |
0.03631 |
353 |
227 |
88 |
38 |
98 |
Now let’s see if you can get us out of here. |
1.4643 |
0.03345 |
392 |
247 |
108 |
37 |
99 |
We have a big rodent problem. |
1.4632 |
0.03571 |
367 |
237 |
90 |
40 |
100 |
It's great that you're gigantic and can understand human speech, but the institute still insists on a maze test to measure your intelligence. |
1.4627 |
0.03701 |
335 |
215 |
85 |
35 |
101 |
Turns out the maze is only part of the experiment. |
1.4608 |
0.03524 |
332 |
206 |
99 |
27 |
102 |
I told you not to eat the breadcrumbs! Now we'll never find a way out |
1.4581 |
0.03780 |
334 |
219 |
77 |
38 |
103 |
Yes, we did put growth hormones in the cheese. Why do you ask? |
1.4577 |
0.03775 |
343 |
227 |
75 |
41 |
104 |
Did you drink from a little cup that said 'Drink Me'? So did I |
1.4569 |
0.03712 |
348 |
229 |
79 |
40 |
105 |
You’ll get through it fine, pretend it’s the New York sewer system. |
1.4568 |
0.03527 |
370 |
240 |
91 |
39 |
106 |
Just one question-Where's the cat? |
1.4545 |
0.03744 |
341 |
225 |
77 |
39 |
107 |
Do you have time for a quick customer satisfaction survey? |
1.4540 |
0.03847 |
326 |
216 |
72 |
38 |
108 |
Can I interest you in a free personality test?” |
1.4536 |
0.03990 |
366 |
261 |
44 |
61 |
109 |
If I knew the way out, do you think I'd still be working here? |
1.4527 |
0.03815 |
338 |
226 |
71 |
41 |
110 |
I think we can assume you weren't in the placebo group |
1.4525 |
0.03988 |
316 |
213 |
63 |
40 |
111 |
So once again we meet in a New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. |
1.4525 |
0.03988 |
316 |
213 |
63 |
40 |
112 |
It’ll be win-win. You still get the cheese, and I’ll get tenure. |
1.4523 |
0.03855 |
325 |
216 |
71 |
38 |
113 |
My advisor suggested I needed to understand my experiments from your perspective, so here I am. |
1.4503 |
0.03822 |
302 |
195 |
78 |
29 |
114 |
Get out? How did you get in? |
1.4500 |
0.03797 |
320 |
210 |
76 |
34 |
115 |
Gov. DeSantis is testing out new entrances to Disney World. |
1.4472 |
0.03675 |
322 |
208 |
84 |
30 |
116 |
Of course, I know the way out...but let's say I didn't |
1.4463 |
0.03738 |
298 |
190 |
83 |
25 |
117 |
Yes, I too prefer the open floor concept. |
1.4462 |
0.03650 |
325 |
210 |
85 |
30 |
118 |
So when can you start? |
1.4444 |
0.03973 |
270 |
174 |
72 |
24 |
119 |
So you're the one who moved my cheese. |
1.4433 |
0.03952 |
291 |
192 |
69 |
30 |
120 |
No, you can't use Mapquest. |
1.4424 |
0.03710 |
330 |
218 |
78 |
34 |
121 |
Excuse me,do you know the way out of here? |
1.4424 |
0.03681 |
321 |
209 |
82 |
30 |
122 |
You choose. Run the maze or take notes. |
1.4418 |
0.03851 |
292 |
190 |
75 |
27 |
123 |
Just between us I’m convinced you didn’t get the placebo. |
1.4414 |
0.04195 |
290 |
200 |
52 |
38 |
124 |
Both our careers are on the line here. |
1.4393 |
0.03967 |
280 |
184 |
69 |
27 |
125 |
I feel like you should know how this works by now. |
1.4380 |
0.03894 |
274 |
177 |
74 |
23 |
126 |
It’s weird being back in the office |
1.4366 |
0.04020 |
284 |
190 |
64 |
30 |
127 |
The bathroom is just to your left, your left, your right, your left… |
1.4358 |
0.04155 |
296 |
206 |
51 |
39 |
128 |
I'm not falling for it again, Jeff. I know you're in there. |
1.4354 |
0.04060 |
271 |
180 |
64 |
27 |
129 |
We’re downsizing. |
1.4332 |
0.03624 |
307 |
198 |
85 |
24 |
130 |
We think you’ve found enough cheese. |
1.4331 |
0.04048 |
284 |
192 |
61 |
31 |
131 |
We’re both in dead end jobs. Let’s just get on with it. |
1.4328 |
0.03881 |
268 |
173 |
74 |
21 |
132 |
No, these are the staff offices. The cheese maze is on the third floor. |
1.4323 |
0.03889 |
303 |
204 |
67 |
32 |
133 |
We're investigating the human male's inability to ask for directions. |
1.4319 |
0.04260 |
301 |
216 |
40 |
45 |
134 |
I think you'll fit right in here. |
1.4306 |
0.03591 |
288 |
182 |
88 |
18 |
135 |
So it’s two rights and a left back to my office? |
1.4295 |
0.03758 |
298 |
196 |
76 |
26 |
136 |
The objective is to get to the corner office. |
1.4286 |
0.03863 |
280 |
184 |
72 |
24 |
137 |
We're in this together. |
1.4270 |
0.04023 |
274 |
184 |
63 |
27 |
138 |
What do you mean you'll only run the maze if the cheese is gruyere? |
1.4269 |
0.03998 |
260 |
171 |
67 |
22 |
139 |
You find the cheese. I'll find the wine. |
1.4263 |
0.03988 |
312 |
218 |
55 |
39 |
140 |
This wasn’t what I meant when I said that we needed a larger sample size. |
1.4257 |
0.04350 |
249 |
171 |
50 |
28 |
141 |
Oh thank god! Do you know where the exit is in this IKEA? |
1.4257 |
0.04160 |
249 |
166 |
60 |
23 |
142 |
This is very embarrassing but I need your help. |
1.4253 |
0.04022 |
261 |
173 |
65 |
23 |
143 |
You lead. |
1.4245 |
0.03846 |
278 |
183 |
72 |
23 |
144 |
I found the cheese. Did you find the Martini? |
1.4242 |
0.04268 |
264 |
183 |
50 |
31 |
145 |
OK, so it's not a double blind study. |
1.4232 |
0.03992 |
267 |
178 |
65 |
24 |
146 |
Any idea where the men's room is? |
1.4228 |
0.03763 |
272 |
176 |
77 |
19 |
147 |
Help me find the exit and I'll leave a window open tonight. |
1.4221 |
0.04056 |
244 |
160 |
65 |
19 |
148 |
The only way out of here is if we work together. |
1.4218 |
0.03536 |
294 |
188 |
88 |
18 |
149 |
Fine, yes, unlimited cheese. Now, help me out of here. |
1.4215 |
0.04268 |
261 |
181 |
50 |
30 |
150 |
Left, right, straight, right, left, left, straight, left, right, then a final right. But don’t tell them I told you. |
1.4211 |
0.04020 |
247 |
162 |
66 |
19 |
151 |
You're right, we need better cheese if we want to attract a better clientele. |
1.4194 |
0.03967 |
248 |
162 |
68 |
18 |
152 |
Thanks for helping out. We can't find Professor Larson. |
1.4180 |
0.04094 |
244 |
162 |
62 |
20 |
153 |
I'll tell you where the cheese is if you tell me where the coffee is. |
1.4170 |
0.04256 |
247 |
169 |
53 |
25 |
154 |
No, you're Stuart, I'm Little. |
1.4163 |
0.04399 |
233 |
160 |
49 |
24 |
155 |
Don't assume you're getting the drug. Your growth spurt may be a placebo effect. |
1.4160 |
0.04256 |
250 |
172 |
52 |
26 |
156 |
I may have misplaced a decimal point somewhere. |
1.4153 |
0.04480 |
236 |
165 |
44 |
27 |
157 |
I finally understand what they mean by “rat race” |
1.4130 |
0.04438 |
230 |
159 |
47 |
24 |
158 |
And lastly,you can’t look over the top. |
1.4128 |
0.04410 |
235 |
163 |
47 |
25 |
159 |
I’m looking for a girl named Alice.” |
1.4118 |
0.04287 |
238 |
163 |
52 |
23 |
160 |
You were right, the Roquefort did get better results. |
1.4118 |
0.04287 |
238 |
163 |
52 |
23 |
161 |
Actually, this isn't a maze.
I'm just trying to find my cubicle. |
1.4115 |
0.04100 |
243 |
163 |
60 |
20 |
162 |
So if this doesn't confirm I'm in the rat race, nothing will. |
1.4100 |
0.04061 |
239 |
159 |
62 |
18 |
163 |
What do you mean, 'There's no escape?' |
1.4091 |
0.04392 |
242 |
170 |
45 |
27 |
164 |
Sorry, we decided to go in a different direction. |
1.4072 |
0.04287 |
221 |
149 |
54 |
18 |
165 |
It’s a journey-not the destination. |
1.4062 |
0.04052 |
224 |
147 |
63 |
14 |
166 |
Your gene enhancement surgery has made you ineligible. |
1.4053 |
0.04251 |
227 |
154 |
54 |
19 |
167 |
Sorry to keep you waiting. Took me awhile to find my way out. |
1.4048 |
0.04030 |
252 |
171 |
60 |
21 |
168 |
You had one job. |
1.4043 |
0.04211 |
230 |
156 |
55 |
19 |
169 |
You’ve outgrown the lab, so we’ve assigned you a cubicle. |
1.4043 |
0.04403 |
235 |
165 |
45 |
25 |
170 |
They also shrunk my salary. |
1.4038 |
0.04346 |
213 |
144 |
52 |
17 |
171 |
They’re mazing remotely today. |
1.4037 |
0.04469 |
218 |
151 |
46 |
21 |
172 |
You find the cheese. I'll look for the exit. |
1.4028 |
0.04575 |
211 |
147 |
43 |
21 |
173 |
Look, I'll explain it to you one more time, and then you'll have to put down the clipboard and get through on your own. |
1.4025 |
0.04592 |
241 |
176 |
33 |
32 |
174 |
For you it's cheese. For me it's tenure. |
1.4017 |
0.04245 |
234 |
161 |
52 |
21 |
175 |
You say 'Marco', I say 'Polo'. |
1.4009 |
0.04082 |
217 |
143 |
61 |
13 |
176 |
Forget cheese. I need running shoes. |
1.4009 |
0.04683 |
227 |
165 |
33 |
29 |
177 |
No, I will not shrink the cat |
1.4008 |
0.04248 |
237 |
164 |
51 |
22 |
178 |
Well, it’s been real. I think you know the way out. |
1.4008 |
0.04043 |
247 |
168 |
59 |
20 |
179 |
You seem to be the only one left. Is there something you want to tell me? |
1.4000 |
0.04413 |
215 |
148 |
48 |
19 |
180 |
I'm sorry that we have to let you go; you know the way out |
1.4000 |
0.04528 |
220 |
155 |
42 |
23 |
181 |
I'm counting on you to find my way out. |
1.3984 |
0.04074 |
251 |
173 |
56 |
22 |
182 |
I would tell you how to get out of here if I knew myself! |
1.3981 |
0.04157 |
211 |
140 |
58 |
13 |
183 |
I'm so sorry, but you've out grown the job! |
1.3973 |
0.04141 |
224 |
151 |
57 |
16 |
184 |
On the other hand, I'm the only one who knows the way out. |
1.3971 |
0.04071 |
209 |
137 |
61 |
11 |
185 |
Don't worry, we've replaced the triple-creme brie with low-fat mozzarella. But I think you look terrific just the way you are! |
1.3971 |
0.04136 |
204 |
134 |
59 |
11 |
186 |
Well, you see, it's just that we're downsizing... |
1.3961 |
0.04152 |
207 |
137 |
58 |
12 |
187 |
It’s about the journey. |
1.3960 |
0.04820 |
202 |
145 |
34 |
23 |
188 |
For me, the reward is tenure. |
1.3956 |
0.03878 |
225 |
147 |
67 |
11 |
189 |
Yes, without GPS. |
1.3953 |
0.04457 |
215 |
150 |
45 |
20 |
190 |
I can't find my cubicle either. |
1.3948 |
0.04163 |
233 |
160 |
54 |
19 |
191 |
No, I don't have any cheese. I am just a grad student here to collect and weigh your droppings. |
1.3932 |
0.04490 |
206 |
143 |
45 |
18 |
192 |
We’re out of Edam so today you’ll be looking for Humboldt Fog. |
1.3923 |
0.04285 |
209 |
142 |
52 |
15 |
193 |
Just keep an eye out for a really large cat. |
1.3920 |
0.04546 |
199 |
138 |
44 |
17 |
194 |
No, I thought you were in charge. |
1.3915 |
0.04448 |
212 |
148 |
45 |
19 |
195 |
Your job is to show our new employees how to get into and out of their cubicles. |
1.3901 |
0.04145 |
223 |
152 |
55 |
16 |
196 |
So now you want me to do it without the clipboard? |
1.3900 |
0.04186 |
241 |
169 |
50 |
22 |
197 |
Wow, we really built this maze well... I can't find the exit either! |
1.3897 |
0.04667 |
195 |
137 |
40 |
18 |
198 |
We’ve never tried anything on this scale before. |
1.3886 |
0.04253 |
211 |
144 |
52 |
15 |
199 |
I’ve decided to join the rat race |
1.3884 |
0.04457 |
224 |
160 |
41 |
23 |
200 |
I know, it's a dead-end job, but at least it's a job. |
1.3884 |
0.04411 |
224 |
159 |
43 |
22 |
201 |
No, you're not hallucinating. I am. |
1.3876 |
0.04002 |
209 |
138 |
61 |
10 |
202 |
I think you've outgrown this job. |
1.3871 |
0.03850 |
217 |
142 |
66 |
9 |
203 |
Don’t look, but I think we’re being watched. |
1.3868 |
0.04236 |
212 |
145 |
52 |
15 |
204 |
If you get through this we're going to try you in IKEA. |
1.3846 |
0.04587 |
221 |
161 |
35 |
25 |
205 |
What do you mean it's my turn? |
1.3827 |
0.04640 |
196 |
139 |
39 |
18 |
206 |
We want to see how you navigate office politics. |
1.3827 |
0.04640 |
196 |
139 |
39 |
18 |
207 |
Because you aced all our standard-size tests... |
1.3825 |
0.04164 |
217 |
149 |
53 |
15 |
208 |
You have to do the maze twice a week in person -- you can do it by Zoom on the other days. |
1.3822 |
0.04609 |
191 |
134 |
41 |
16 |
209 |
I’m glad you brought a pen and paper because I am only showing you around once |
1.3814 |
0.04489 |
215 |
154 |
40 |
21 |
210 |
What do you mean we didn’t prepare you for the real world? |
1.3807 |
0.04148 |
218 |
150 |
53 |
15 |
211 |
The maze is down a floor. This floor is accounting. |
1.3807 |
0.04786 |
197 |
143 |
33 |
21 |
212 |
You find the place okay? |
1.3800 |
0.04515 |
200 |
141 |
42 |
17 |
213 |
It looks like you chose the blue pill |
1.3791 |
0.04571 |
182 |
126 |
43 |
13 |
214 |
Looks like we’re in this together. |
1.3781 |
0.04210 |
201 |
137 |
52 |
12 |
215 |
'We take store design very seriously here at IKEA.' |
1.3777 |
0.05008 |
188 |
139 |
27 |
22 |
216 |
We've decided to stop rewarding you with full-fat cheese. |
1.3776 |
0.04220 |
196 |
133 |
52 |
11 |
217 |
I switched the cheese with New York subway pizza,as you requested. |
1.3775 |
0.04502 |
204 |
145 |
41 |
18 |
218 |
And that’s when I realized I wasn’t part of the control group. |
1.3757 |
0.04695 |
189 |
135 |
37 |
17 |
219 |
I guess I shouldn't have eaten that slice of cheese that said 'Eat me.' |
1.3756 |
0.04413 |
213 |
152 |
42 |
19 |
220 |
The open office wasn’t working for us. |
1.3743 |
0.04543 |
187 |
131 |
42 |
14 |
221 |
Do me a favor...just pretend your having trouble getting out. |
1.3737 |
0.04492 |
190 |
133 |
43 |
14 |
222 |
So you do it for cheese and I do it for money. What's your point? |
1.3737 |
0.04734 |
190 |
137 |
35 |
18 |
223 |
I'm the new microbiologist. |
1.3736 |
0.04637 |
174 |
121 |
41 |
12 |
224 |
I see they sent one from Manhattan. |
1.3735 |
0.04866 |
166 |
117 |
36 |
13 |
225 |
Oops, wrong pill. |
1.3731 |
0.04793 |
193 |
141 |
32 |
20 |
226 |
Bad news, funding has been cut so its back to the subway for you. |
1.3729 |
0.04984 |
177 |
129 |
30 |
18 |
227 |
If I told you, it wouldn't be a valid experiment. |
1.3723 |
0.04648 |
188 |
134 |
38 |
16 |
228 |
I know, it’s a dead end job. |
1.3721 |
0.04744 |
172 |
121 |
38 |
13 |
229 |
As your manager, I get thirty percent of the cheese. |
1.3721 |
0.04598 |
172 |
119 |
42 |
11 |
230 |
For you, they leave cheese. For me, $10,000 in bitcoin. |
1.3717 |
0.04284 |
191 |
131 |
49 |
11 |
231 |
Care to show me around? |
1.3717 |
0.04284 |
191 |
131 |
49 |
11 |
232 |
This is what you’ve been training for. |
1.3716 |
0.04127 |
183 |
122 |
54 |
7 |
233 |
Do you have a few minutes to take a quick survey? |
1.3716 |
0.04737 |
183 |
131 |
36 |
16 |
234 |
You are my greatest scientific achievement, Labratdoodle. |
1.3706 |
0.04607 |
197 |
142 |
37 |
18 |
235 |
There is a golden ring at the finish - put it on, and you will immediately turn back into my grad student! |
1.3702 |
0.04324 |
208 |
147 |
45 |
16 |
236 |
I was laid off months ago. I just can't find my way out. |
1.3690 |
0.04743 |
168 |
118 |
38 |
12 |
237 |
So at the other end there's a grant? |
1.3690 |
0.04535 |
187 |
132 |
41 |
14 |
238 |
We need to talk about the cheese budget. |
1.3687 |
0.04531 |
198 |
142 |
39 |
17 |
239 |
The experiment is over, the growth hormone works better than we expected. |
1.3659 |
0.04895 |
164 |
117 |
34 |
13 |
240 |
...and no, you can't work from home. |
1.3647 |
0.04622 |
170 |
119 |
40 |
11 |
241 |
My funding's in jeopardy, not to mention your cheese |
1.3642 |
0.04712 |
173 |
123 |
37 |
13 |
242 |
I hate to ask directions. |
1.3636 |
0.04794 |
165 |
117 |
36 |
12 |
243 |
Actually, I'm a micro biologist |
1.3620 |
0.04986 |
163 |
118 |
31 |
14 |
244 |
Which of us got the placebo? |
1.3605 |
0.04578 |
172 |
121 |
40 |
11 |
245 |
What makes you think you’re qualified for this job? |
1.3605 |
0.04427 |
172 |
119 |
44 |
9 |
246 |
I thought the new maze would be done by now, but we've hit one dead end after another. |
1.3602 |
0.05027 |
161 |
117 |
30 |
14 |
247 |
One of us is obviously in the wrong experiment. |
1.3602 |
0.04949 |
161 |
116 |
32 |
13 |
248 |
AI just replaced both of us |
1.3602 |
0.04787 |
186 |
137 |
31 |
18 |
249 |
I've been trying for two days, can you give me a hint? |
1.3600 |
0.04541 |
200 |
146 |
36 |
18 |
250 |
Any idea where the other ten went? |
1.3593 |
0.04821 |
167 |
120 |
34 |
13 |
251 |
Well, what we do know is that they're lying to one of us about the experiement. |
1.3588 |
0.05045 |
170 |
126 |
27 |
17 |
252 |
Of course if your blood test turns up performance enhancement drugs, you'll be disqualified. |
1.3584 |
0.04773 |
173 |
125 |
34 |
14 |
253 |
You're too big to fail. |
1.3580 |
0.04766 |
162 |
115 |
36 |
11 |
254 |
I'm new here. Would you mind directing me to the nearest exit? |
1.3579 |
0.04467 |
190 |
136 |
40 |
14 |
255 |
I know you'd rather work remotely. |
1.3575 |
0.04539 |
193 |
140 |
37 |
16 |
256 |
It’s a maze to me too. |
1.3571 |
0.04733 |
182 |
133 |
33 |
16 |
257 |
Err…on second thought, why don’t I just go ahead and get you that cheese? |
1.3567 |
0.05113 |
157 |
115 |
28 |
14 |
258 |
I could’ve sworn you were in the placebo group |
1.3562 |
0.05346 |
160 |
121 |
21 |
18 |
259 |
You can see yourself out. |
1.3547 |
0.04642 |
172 |
123 |
37 |
12 |
260 |
No, that's not correct. Listen to
my instructions one more time: Turn right at the first corner, then two lefts, then a right, and a left, then three quick rights, and then a left, and finally a right. Got it? |
1.3544 |
0.04842 |
158 |
113 |
34 |
11 |
261 |
Did you move my cheese? |
1.3544 |
0.05006 |
158 |
115 |
30 |
13 |
262 |
Yesterday it was growth hormones, today it's Google Maps. Just take the test, will you? |
1.3538 |
0.04558 |
195 |
143 |
35 |
17 |
263 |
With you,we can say we had a large sample size. |
1.3537 |
0.04796 |
164 |
118 |
34 |
12 |
264 |
It was a Covid vaccine. I don't know why you grew 6 feet. |
1.3536 |
0.04680 |
181 |
132 |
34 |
15 |
265 |
I can’t find it either |
1.3532 |
0.04346 |
201 |
145 |
41 |
15 |
266 |
All the other rats are working from home today, so you have your choice of cubicles. |
1.3529 |
0.04696 |
187 |
138 |
32 |
17 |
267 |
I understand your preference is to work from home, but we'll need you in the office for this position. |
1.3526 |
0.04965 |
156 |
113 |
31 |
12 |
268 |
Remember, it's not the destination, but the journey. |
1.3522 |
0.04898 |
159 |
115 |
32 |
12 |
269 |
I have been downsized. |
1.3522 |
0.04648 |
159 |
112 |
38 |
9 |
270 |
What do you mean you ate the breadcrumbs? |
1.3519 |
0.04834 |
162 |
117 |
33 |
12 |
271 |
This will be the first large-scale study of its kind. |
1.3509 |
0.04727 |
171 |
124 |
34 |
13 |
272 |
Personally, I would have preferred an open floor plan. |
1.3506 |
0.04563 |
154 |
107 |
40 |
7 |
273 |
I know things have changed. I’m prepared to negotiate. |
1.3503 |
0.05020 |
157 |
115 |
29 |
13 |
274 |
I’m lost. |
1.3503 |
0.04613 |
177 |
128 |
36 |
13 |
275 |
You may be asked to complete a brief one-question survey. |
1.3500 |
0.04626 |
180 |
131 |
35 |
14 |
276 |
I don't know, I'm new here myself. |
1.3500 |
0.04624 |
160 |
113 |
38 |
9 |
277 |
Alright, you called my bluff. I'm lost. |
1.3497 |
0.04483 |
163 |
114 |
41 |
8 |
278 |
You'll be reporting to the big cheese. |
1.3490 |
0.04942 |
149 |
107 |
32 |
10 |
279 |
Where’s the best place to eat around here? |
1.3490 |
0.05210 |
149 |
110 |
26 |
13 |
280 |
You've mastered the maze, so you're ready for Manhattan. |
1.3490 |
0.05033 |
149 |
108 |
30 |
11 |
281 |
Believe when I tell you that a rat maze is anyday better than the rat race |
1.3490 |
0.04755 |
149 |
105 |
36 |
8 |
282 |
Or, why don't YOU do it first and when you come back, I'll give it a try? |
1.3481 |
0.04604 |
181 |
132 |
35 |
14 |
283 |
If you're looking for the bathroom, go right, right, left, right, left, left, then right. If you get caught in the trap, you've gone too far. |
1.3478 |
0.04847 |
161 |
117 |
32 |
12 |
284 |
No, you can't run through. It's a call center, not a maze. |
1.3468 |
0.04608 |
173 |
125 |
36 |
12 |
285 |
So where do we go from here? |
1.3459 |
0.04720 |
159 |
114 |
35 |
10 |
286 |
"Are you the one we allowed to work from home the last three years?" |
1.3457 |
0.04901 |
162 |
119 |
30 |
13 |
287 |
I’m sorry for being short with you. |
1.3457 |
0.05204 |
162 |
123 |
22 |
17 |
288 |
One of us is dreaming |
1.3448 |
0.05027 |
145 |
105 |
30 |
10 |
289 |
Because I am the one with the white coat and clip board, that’s why. |
1.3446 |
0.05138 |
148 |
109 |
27 |
12 |
290 |
It means I don’t know if we’re the control group either. |
1.3444 |
0.04976 |
151 |
110 |
30 |
11 |
291 |
I think it’s best we go our separate ways. |
1.3439 |
0.04671 |
157 |
112 |
36 |
9 |
292 |
I'm sure you can see yourself out. |
1.3436 |
0.04875 |
163 |
120 |
30 |
13 |
293 |
You're overqualified. |
1.3432 |
0.04523 |
169 |
121 |
38 |
10 |
294 |
If you can get us out of here, there’ll be cheese like you won’t believe. |
1.3432 |
0.04677 |
169 |
123 |
34 |
12 |
295 |
Yes, this is a-mazing." |
1.3430 |
0.04764 |
172 |
127 |
31 |
14 |
296 |
Can you help me? I must have made a wrong turn. |
1.3430 |
0.04470 |
172 |
123 |
39 |
10 |
297 |
So much for my best laid plans. |
1.3427 |
0.04873 |
143 |
102 |
33 |
8 |
298 |
Is this your dream or my nightmare? |
1.3423 |
0.05452 |
149 |
114 |
19 |
16 |
299 |
We all feel lost at times! |
1.3421 |
0.04769 |
152 |
109 |
34 |
9 |
300 |
No, I'm just a very small scientist. |
1.3419 |
0.04795 |
155 |
112 |
33 |
10 |
301 |
If I finish, I get tenure. |
1.3416 |
0.04326 |
161 |
112 |
43 |
6 |
302 |
If I do get there... and back, can I bring you something to eat? |
1.3416 |
0.04587 |
161 |
115 |
37 |
9 |
303 |
I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. |
1.3416 |
0.04993 |
161 |
120 |
27 |
14 |
304 |
Which way out of Florida? |
1.3413 |
0.04635 |
167 |
121 |
35 |
11 |
305 |
Please, no cheating. The kangaroo rat just hopped over the wall. |
1.3410 |
0.04881 |
173 |
130 |
27 |
16 |
306 |
I don't know the way out either. |
1.3397 |
0.04501 |
156 |
110 |
39 |
7 |
307 |
I hate this dead-end job. I want out. |
1.3396 |
0.04873 |
159 |
117 |
30 |
12 |
308 |
Actually, the toughest thing was finding a tiny clipboard. |
1.3394 |
0.04589 |
165 |
119 |
36 |
10 |
309 |
Just go find the cheese... never mind how I shrunk myself. |
1.3390 |
0.04521 |
177 |
129 |
36 |
12 |
310 |
Two things: the shrinking serum works, and I'm really sorry for everything. |
1.3381 |
0.05360 |
139 |
104 |
23 |
12 |
311 |
No, you can’t work from home. |
1.3381 |
0.05360 |
139 |
104 |
23 |
12 |
312 |
It’s a triple blind study. I don’t know either. |
1.3379 |
0.04817 |
145 |
104 |
33 |
8 |
313 |
Yes. Now I can empathize. |
1.3379 |
0.05199 |
145 |
108 |
25 |
12 |
314 |
I'm from research, Tell me....exactly how long have you been in here???? |
1.3379 |
0.04817 |
145 |
104 |
33 |
8 |
315 |
If I solve this maze, I get tenure. |
1.3379 |
0.05106 |
145 |
107 |
27 |
11 |
316 |
Sometimes you have to get lost to find yourself. |
1.3378 |
0.04941 |
148 |
108 |
30 |
10 |
317 |
Could I trouble you for directions? |
1.3378 |
0.04653 |
148 |
105 |
36 |
7 |
318 |
No, it's YOUR turn to find the exit! |
1.3377 |
0.04962 |
151 |
111 |
29 |
11 |
319 |
I’m sorry I was condescending, you’re right. It’s a lot harder when you can’t see it all from the top. |
1.3377 |
0.04627 |
154 |
110 |
36 |
8 |
320 |
You look like the type that doesn't just eat cheese... |
1.3376 |
0.04568 |
157 |
112 |
37 |
8 |
321 |
Sorry, no GPS allowed. |
1.3375 |
0.04334 |
160 |
112 |
42 |
6 |
322 |
We've been through this before. |
1.3374 |
0.04863 |
163 |
121 |
29 |
13 |
323 |
I think I owe you an apology. |
1.3374 |
0.04863 |
163 |
121 |
29 |
13 |
324 |
So this ‘maze’ is actually an office, and I need help finding my desk. |
1.3371 |
0.04764 |
175 |
131 |
29 |
15 |
325 |
Gruyère, why do you ask? |
1.3358 |
0.04999 |
137 |
99 |
30 |
8 |
326 |
I don't know which way, I just work here. |
1.3357 |
0.05230 |
140 |
104 |
25 |
11 |
327 |
They’re actually just empty office cubicles. |
1.3357 |
0.04957 |
143 |
104 |
30 |
9 |
328 |
Excuse me, could you show me the way back to the lab? |
1.3355 |
0.05108 |
152 |
114 |
25 |
13 |
329 |
Now let's see how you do on the written test. |
1.3355 |
0.04602 |
155 |
111 |
36 |
8 |
330 |
I’ve never run a study on quite this scale before. |
1.3354 |
0.04488 |
161 |
115 |
38 |
8 |
331 |
This looked different over Zoom. |
1.3353 |
0.04789 |
170 |
127 |
29 |
14 |
332 |
Race you! |
1.3333 |
0.04504 |
150 |
106 |
38 |
6 |
333 |
I can't help you. I've been trying to get of here for three days. |
1.3333 |
0.04968 |
138 |
100 |
30 |
8 |
334 |
Yes, yes, well played, but seriously, do you have the antidote |
1.3333 |
0.05091 |
156 |
118 |
24 |
14 |
335 |
Rules are rules; positive for steroids, so you're disqualified. |
1.3333 |
0.04968 |
138 |
100 |
30 |
8 |
336 |
This is disorientating. |
1.3333 |
0.05361 |
135 |
101 |
23 |
11 |
337 |
What on earth did Earl put in that cheese |
1.3333 |
0.05138 |
147 |
110 |
25 |
12 |
338 |
I'm as amazed as you are. |
1.3333 |
0.05151 |
135 |
99 |
27 |
9 |
339 |
I don't know this neighborhood either. |
1.3312 |
0.04815 |
157 |
116 |
30 |
11 |
340 |
Sorry, if you keep peeking over the wall - you will be disqualified. |
1.3312 |
0.04553 |
157 |
113 |
36 |
8 |
341 |
We’re taking away your trophy. You tested positive for steroids. |
1.3311 |
0.05457 |
151 |
118 |
16 |
17 |
342 |
The big cheese wants us back in the office. |
1.3311 |
0.04537 |
148 |
105 |
37 |
6 |
343 |
Does anyone really know where they are going? |
1.3311 |
0.04637 |
148 |
106 |
35 |
7 |
344 |
I'm inclined to follow your lead on this one. |
1.3310 |
0.04596 |
145 |
103 |
36 |
6 |
345 |
I hear there will be a wine and cheese reception if we make it out of this. |
1.3310 |
0.04996 |
145 |
107 |
28 |
10 |
346 |
Thanks, but I prefer an open floor plan. |
1.3310 |
0.04899 |
145 |
106 |
30 |
9 |
347 |
People are complaining of you running through their cubicles all day. |
1.3310 |
0.04438 |
142 |
99 |
39 |
4 |
348 |
So, we meet again. |
1.3308 |
0.04618 |
133 |
93 |
36 |
4 |
349 |
...and one pill makes you small. |
1.3308 |
0.04975 |
133 |
96 |
30 |
7 |
350 |
I’ll race you |
1.3308 |
0.04975 |
133 |
96 |
30 |
7 |
351 |
No, Doc, you aren't allowed to use pencil and paper. Just run the maze until you get it right. |
1.3295 |
0.04646 |
173 |
129 |
31 |
13 |
352 |
How'd I do? |
1.3293 |
0.04667 |
164 |
121 |
32 |
11 |
353 |
First day, huh? Follow me. The kitchen is this way. |
1.3290 |
0.04853 |
155 |
115 |
29 |
11 |
354 |
It would be impressive, but you got the placebo |
1.3289 |
0.05079 |
149 |
112 |
25 |
12 |
355 |
Remember - it’s not a race. |
1.3289 |
0.04804 |
149 |
109 |
31 |
9 |
356 |
What? No! YOU run the maze! |
1.3288 |
0.04673 |
146 |
105 |
34 |
7 |
357 |
Before we start, am I small or are you big? |
1.3285 |
0.04981 |
137 |
100 |
29 |
8 |
358 |
All right, so I drank the wrong vial. YOU were supposed to shrink to normal size. Now can you help get me out of here? |
1.3284 |
0.04943 |
134 |
97 |
30 |
7 |
359 |
I thought the rat race only happened on Mondays |
1.3282 |
0.05247 |
131 |
97 |
25 |
9 |
360 |
I see that you have already been part of our steroid study. |
1.3272 |
0.04620 |
162 |
119 |
33 |
10 |
361 |
I think you've had enough cheese. |
1.3272 |
0.04940 |
162 |
123 |
25 |
14 |
362 |
Let's see . . . . Take your first left, then a right, then another left, then your second left again, then the third right, a left, another left and finally a sharp right. |
1.3269 |
0.04740 |
156 |
115 |
31 |
10 |
363 |
One mouse's cheese is another man's tenure. |
1.3268 |
0.04804 |
153 |
113 |
30 |
10 |
364 |
You ask what I've learned? I've learned life is full of twists and turns and deadends but is always amazing. |
1.3268 |
0.04804 |
153 |
113 |
30 |
10 |
365 |
The bathroom is down the hall to the right." |
1.3268 |
0.04979 |
153 |
115 |
26 |
12 |
366 |
Let’s just hope they put us in the control group. |
1.3267 |
0.04869 |
150 |
111 |
29 |
10 |
367 |
What the hell was in those pellets? |
1.3267 |
0.05138 |
150 |
114 |
23 |
13 |
368 |
Real mice don’t ask for directions |
1.3264 |
0.05105 |
144 |
108 |
25 |
11 |
369 |
And when you're finished you can show yourself out. |
1.3264 |
0.04811 |
144 |
105 |
31 |
8 |
370 |
We agreed to trade places, I get to eat cheese all day and you have to write my thesis. |
1.3262 |
0.05373 |
141 |
108 |
20 |
13 |
371 |
Actually, I was hoping you knew. |
1.3262 |
0.05181 |
141 |
106 |
24 |
11 |
372 |
Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey? |
1.3259 |
0.05133 |
135 |
100 |
26 |
9 |
373 |
Cheese? I'm looking for the bathroom. |
1.3259 |
0.04913 |
135 |
98 |
30 |
7 |
374 |
You think this maze is tough? Try finding tiny clipboards at Costco! |
1.3258 |
0.04869 |
132 |
95 |
31 |
6 |
375 |
And I thought Pavlov had it tough! |
1.3253 |
0.04205 |
166 |
118 |
42 |
6 |
376 |
Only now do I fully appreciate what I’ve been putting you through. |
1.3252 |
0.04758 |
163 |
122 |
29 |
12 |
377 |
Nobody said anything about it being a "race." |
1.3248 |
0.04538 |
157 |
114 |
35 |
8 |
378 |
So,I hear you’re the big cheese around here. |
1.3245 |
0.04750 |
151 |
111 |
31 |
9 |
379 |
Don’t worry. You’re too big to fail. |
1.3241 |
0.05168 |
145 |
110 |
23 |
12 |
380 |
Perhaps you can help me. I am trying to find my way out. |
1.3241 |
0.04682 |
145 |
105 |
33 |
7 |
381 |
Ok, you right, it’s different from this perspective |
1.3241 |
0.04979 |
145 |
108 |
27 |
10 |
382 |
Congratulations, you are now ready to go to IKEA. |
1.3239 |
0.04850 |
142 |
104 |
30 |
8 |
383 |
It's a lot harder once you're in here. |
1.3239 |
0.04850 |
142 |
104 |
30 |
8 |
384 |
I had a hard time finding you. |
1.3235 |
0.04769 |
136 |
98 |
32 |
6 |
385 |
Don’t look at me. We’re both part of the same experiment. |
1.3233 |
0.05068 |
133 |
98 |
27 |
8 |
386 |
But if you could see out of the suit, Carl, it wouldn’t be a double-blind study. |
1.3233 |
0.05602 |
133 |
103 |
17 |
13 |
387 |
Ok, fine. If you find the cheese, I'll give you back your phone. |
1.3231 |
0.05374 |
130 |
98 |
22 |
10 |
388 |
Point taken. Now unshrink me. |
1.3228 |
0.05230 |
127 |
94 |
25 |
8 |
389 |
No, this is my office cubicle, the maze is outside” |
1.3228 |
0.04514 |
158 |
115 |
35 |
8 |
390 |
This is embarrassing but I need your help getting out of here. |
1.3226 |
0.04924 |
155 |
117 |
26 |
12 |
391 |
You'll know when you're near the end: there's a gift shop. |
1.3224 |
0.04904 |
152 |
114 |
27 |
11 |
392 |
Remember, happiness is not in the destination but the journey. |
1.3221 |
0.04692 |
149 |
109 |
32 |
8 |
393 |
What, you think you're the only one competing in this rat race? |
1.3219 |
0.04447 |
146 |
104 |
37 |
5 |
394 |
I!'m glad you survived the radioactive pellets. Now let's see if you can survive cubicle life. |
1.3217 |
0.04821 |
143 |
105 |
30 |
8 |
395 |
Now we'll see if size matters. |
1.3212 |
0.05173 |
137 |
103 |
24 |
10 |
396 |
What do yo mean, you're testing human intelligence? |
1.3209 |
0.05360 |
134 |
102 |
21 |
11 |
397 |
You’re the new hire? Well, let me tell you. It’s a giant rat race here. |
1.3209 |
0.05464 |
134 |
103 |
19 |
12 |
398 |
They felt if they hired smaller lab assistants we could communicate better. |
1.3206 |
0.05338 |
131 |
99 |
22 |
10 |
399 |
I identify as human now. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
400 |
Lab's downsizing. |
1.3200 |
0.04765 |
125 |
89 |
32 |
4 |
401 |
Do you know how to get out of here? |
1.3197 |
0.05015 |
147 |
111 |
25 |
11 |
402 |
. Don’t worry. You’ll find your desk in no time |
1.3194 |
0.04691 |
144 |
105 |
32 |
7 |
403 |
What do you mean, “Why?” |
1.3193 |
0.06194 |
119 |
95 |
10 |
14 |
404 |
I couldn't find the cheese either. |
1.3193 |
0.04761 |
166 |
126 |
27 |
13 |
405 |
If I go up there and ask for Brie they're gonna laugh in my face. Now,I might be able to get you a nice Cheddar. |
1.3191 |
0.05065 |
141 |
106 |
25 |
10 |
406 |
Maybe I could just follow you out. |
1.3191 |
0.05357 |
141 |
109 |
19 |
13 |
407 |
Are you scared of a mouse, Mr. Desantis? |
1.3190 |
0.05557 |
116 |
87 |
21 |
8 |
408 |
Um, you first. |
1.3188 |
0.05037 |
138 |
103 |
26 |
9 |
409 |
True, you could kill me, but I’m the only one who knows the way out. |
1.3188 |
0.04823 |
138 |
101 |
30 |
7 |
410 |
I see that you made it to the steroids! |
1.3185 |
0.05221 |
135 |
102 |
23 |
10 |
411 |
Your guess is as good as mine! |
1.3182 |
0.04727 |
132 |
95 |
32 |
5 |
412 |
For me, there's tenure at the end of the maze |
1.3179 |
0.04916 |
151 |
114 |
26 |
11 |
413 |
I’ll show you my notes if you help me get out of here. |
1.3178 |
0.05276 |
129 |
97 |
23 |
9 |
414 |
Amaze me. |
1.3176 |
0.04398 |
148 |
106 |
37 |
5 |
415 |
You appear to be overqualified. |
1.3172 |
0.04559 |
145 |
105 |
34 |
6 |
416 |
Left, left, right, left, right, right, right, left, left, right, left, right. |
1.3171 |
0.05204 |
123 |
91 |
25 |
7 |
417 |
Are you also motivated by grant money? |
1.3171 |
0.05454 |
123 |
93 |
21 |
9 |
418 |
Okay. You're right. It's harder than I thought. |
1.3171 |
0.05454 |
123 |
93 |
21 |
9 |
419 |
You were hired so I can get out of here |
1.3171 |
0.05204 |
123 |
91 |
25 |
7 |
420 |
Experience? |
1.3171 |
0.04663 |
123 |
87 |
33 |
3 |
421 |
Because I'm Holding The Clipboard, That's Why! |
1.3171 |
0.05204 |
123 |
91 |
25 |
7 |
422 |
Ok, let's find your cubical. Welcome to the rat race. |
1.3169 |
0.05034 |
142 |
107 |
25 |
10 |
423 |
I heard you were looking for me. |
1.3165 |
0.04793 |
139 |
102 |
30 |
7 |
424 |
Talk about plot twist. |
1.3165 |
0.04498 |
158 |
116 |
34 |
8 |
425 |
So THAT'S what's been happening to all the cheese. |
1.3162 |
0.04749 |
136 |
99 |
31 |
6 |
426 |
No, I'll hold the clipboard. |
1.3162 |
0.04973 |
136 |
101 |
27 |
8 |
427 |
Quaint? Beautifully austere? You're supposed to want to escape. |
1.3162 |
0.05393 |
136 |
105 |
19 |
12 |
428 |
Were fairly certain that you're not in the control group. |
1.3158 |
0.05048 |
133 |
99 |
26 |
8 |
429 |
Not to put too much pressure on you, but know that the next Nobel Prize in Behavioral Psychology is dependent on your successfully navigating the maze! |
1.3158 |
0.05048 |
133 |
99 |
26 |
8 |
430 |
I'm counting on you to get us out of here. |
1.3158 |
0.05160 |
133 |
100 |
24 |
9 |
431 |
I'm looking for the food lever. |
1.3158 |
0.05160 |
133 |
100 |
24 |
9 |
432 |
They downsized my position. |
1.3154 |
0.04576 |
149 |
109 |
33 |
7 |
433 |
Yes, I have a cat. Why do you ask? |
1.3154 |
0.05354 |
130 |
99 |
21 |
10 |
434 |
Your particular set of skills will help you navigate this workplace. |
1.3150 |
0.05087 |
127 |
94 |
26 |
7 |
435 |
Yes, no this isn't your maze. It's my office, we call them "cubes". |
1.3147 |
0.05197 |
143 |
110 |
21 |
12 |
436 |
The reward is a job well done. But yes, there is cheese. |
1.3147 |
0.04699 |
143 |
105 |
31 |
7 |
437 |
I was counting on you to get us out of here. |
1.3143 |
0.04764 |
140 |
103 |
30 |
7 |
438 |
You aren’t blind, you should be able to do this! |
1.3140 |
0.04550 |
121 |
85 |
34 |
2 |
439 |
You got us into this maze now get us out! |
1.3140 |
0.05253 |
121 |
90 |
24 |
7 |
440 |
You’re quite possibly my only true work friend |
1.3140 |
0.05253 |
121 |
90 |
24 |
7 |
441 |
Focus. |
1.3140 |
0.05120 |
121 |
89 |
26 |
6 |
442 |
Get us out of here and it's "cheese for life". |
1.3139 |
0.05049 |
137 |
103 |
25 |
9 |
443 |
Not as easy as it looks, is it? |
1.3139 |
0.04942 |
137 |
102 |
27 |
8 |
444 |
The people employed here eventually found their way out by working from home. It's all ours now! |
1.3134 |
0.05016 |
134 |
100 |
26 |
8 |
445 |
Something's gone very wrong with this experiment. |
1.3125 |
0.05291 |
128 |
97 |
22 |
9 |
446 |
I think I owe you an apology for being condescending over the years. The test does seem rather harder from this perspective. |
1.3125 |
0.05406 |
128 |
98 |
20 |
10 |
447 |
Don't worry about being different, Reggie, everyone gets a trophy. |
1.3120 |
0.05133 |
125 |
93 |
25 |
7 |
448 |
No, you cannot use AI. |
1.3116 |
0.05325 |
138 |
107 |
19 |
12 |
449 |
You go first. |
1.3116 |
0.04577 |
138 |
100 |
33 |
5 |
450 |
My department’s been downsized. |
1.3116 |
0.04802 |
138 |
102 |
29 |
7 |
451 |
We've been looking for you for the past 15 years! |
1.3113 |
0.04621 |
151 |
112 |
31 |
8 |
452 |
You'll get a tasty reward after doing the maze experiment. You can leave that clipboard and coat here. |
1.3111 |
0.05094 |
135 |
102 |
24 |
9 |
453 |
According to DNA results, your mother was a kangaroo. |
1.3109 |
0.04884 |
119 |
86 |
29 |
4 |
454 |
We’re thinking about ending the growth hormone trials. |
1.3109 |
0.05303 |
119 |
89 |
23 |
7 |
455 |
Unfortunately Corporate says we have to come back to the office to work now |
1.3109 |
0.04736 |
119 |
85 |
31 |
3 |
456 |
Look, Leonard... I know we encouraged you to think creatively, however the whole test is blown if you just jump over the maze walls. I mean we only had so much budget to spend and these are the walls we got....thanks for your help |
1.3106 |
0.05283 |
132 |
101 |
21 |
10 |
457 |
And, then, the postdocs watched "Honey, I Shrunk The Kids" ... |
1.3106 |
0.05060 |
132 |
99 |
25 |
8 |
458 |
…and then he asked me if I’d “like to see a shrink.” In hindsight, I should’ve seen it coming. |
1.3101 |
0.05590 |
129 |
101 |
16 |
12 |
459 |
I just wanted to come down and apologize personally for all the confusion. |
1.3099 |
0.05114 |
142 |
109 |
22 |
11 |
460 |
You’ve got the job, if you can get across the floor to HRO. |
1.3099 |
0.04490 |
142 |
103 |
34 |
5 |
461 |
Take the tour - you'll be amazed! |
1.3094 |
0.05191 |
139 |
107 |
21 |
11 |
462 |
This is embarrassing. I need your help. |
1.3094 |
0.05090 |
139 |
106 |
23 |
10 |
463 |
I am required to disclose that even if you make it out of the maze, you won’t make it out of the system. |
1.3089 |
0.05307 |
123 |
93 |
22 |
8 |
464 |
This is my office, not a maze, and there is no giant chunk of cheese to find. |
1.3088 |
0.05061 |
136 |
103 |
24 |
9 |
465 |
They’re calling it the Steinbeck study. |
1.3084 |
0.05379 |
107 |
79 |
23 |
5 |
466 |
Sorry, the GPS is down. |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
467 |
Don't look at me like that, I'm lost too! |
1.3083 |
0.05027 |
133 |
100 |
25 |
8 |
468 |
Have you seen the cat? |
1.3077 |
0.05216 |
117 |
87 |
24 |
6 |
469 |
Most of the office is still working remotely, but you’ll obviously need to come in. |
1.3077 |
0.05355 |
117 |
88 |
22 |
7 |
470 |
I know I don’t deserve your help, but I need it. |
1.3077 |
0.05333 |
130 |
100 |
20 |
10 |
471 |
I honestly don’t know why I did this experiment… |
1.3077 |
0.04865 |
130 |
96 |
28 |
6 |
472 |
You’re new here. Let me show you around. |
1.3077 |
0.04613 |
130 |
94 |
32 |
4 |
473 |
Welcome to your orientation. |
1.3071 |
0.04634 |
140 |
103 |
31 |
6 |
474 |
Stop looking at me like that. I’m not the big cheese |
1.3071 |
0.05058 |
140 |
107 |
23 |
10 |
475 |
Do you know where the bathroom is? |
1.3071 |
0.04851 |
140 |
105 |
27 |
8 |
476 |
It’s a well-aged Roquefort if that makes a difference. |
1.3071 |
0.05063 |
127 |
95 |
25 |
7 |
477 |
Okay, I see your point. |
1.3071 |
0.05304 |
127 |
97 |
21 |
9 |
478 |
So you found the red pill. |
1.3071 |
0.04938 |
127 |
94 |
27 |
6 |
479 |
An ergonomic chair, sure. But no corner office. |
1.3067 |
0.04911 |
150 |
115 |
24 |
11 |
480 |
Well, according to our findings, it turns out I am the cheese. |
1.3066 |
0.04921 |
137 |
103 |
26 |
8 |
481 |
Would you point me to the men's room? |
1.3065 |
0.05393 |
124 |
95 |
20 |
9 |
482 |
No it's not a maze. It's our office cubicles. |
1.3065 |
0.05513 |
124 |
96 |
18 |
10 |
483 |
We need you to convert this chopped up workspace into an open floor plan. |
1.3062 |
0.04775 |
160 |
123 |
25 |
12 |
484 |
For us it's called "cubicles". |
1.3061 |
0.05253 |
147 |
116 |
17 |
14 |
485 |
Now I know what it feels like to be trapped. |
1.3061 |
0.05073 |
147 |
114 |
21 |
12 |
486 |
The smaller mice are saying you won by peeking over the top. |
1.3060 |
0.05321 |
134 |
104 |
19 |
11 |
487 |
I wondered where all the cheese went. |
1.3060 |
0.04645 |
134 |
98 |
31 |
5 |
488 |
Sure... but if you do, the location of the cheese dies with me. |
1.3058 |
0.05731 |
121 |
95 |
15 |
11 |
489 |
I hope you’ve got the map on that clipboard |
1.3058 |
0.05485 |
121 |
93 |
19 |
9 |
490 |
And as a Google Maps creator, you'll be paid as an independent contractor. |
1.3056 |
0.05052 |
144 |
111 |
22 |
11 |
491 |
3 Lefts, and a right. That'll get you to the artisanal Pecorino. |
1.3053 |
0.05297 |
131 |
101 |
20 |
10 |
492 |
Just think of this as the NYC subway system. |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
493 |
Can you help me find my desk? |
1.3051 |
0.04890 |
118 |
86 |
28 |
4 |
494 |
I feel as though we've outgrown each other. |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
495 |
What do you mean, you're off dairy? |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
496 |
Yes, I'm short. |
1.3047 |
0.05384 |
128 |
99 |
19 |
10 |
497 |
It seems you're not the subject after all. |
1.3047 |
0.04514 |
128 |
92 |
33 |
3 |
498 |
Hey, don't look at me! You're the expert here. |
1.3043 |
0.05408 |
115 |
87 |
21 |
7 |
499 |
I hate to tell you this,but I’m lost, too. |
1.3043 |
0.05408 |
115 |
87 |
21 |
7 |
500 |
I'd like for you to stop shouting "You Da Mouse!" when you finish the maze. |
1.3043 |
0.05205 |
138 |
107 |
20 |
11 |
501 |
We see tremendous personal growth. |
1.3043 |
0.05548 |
115 |
88 |
19 |
8 |
502 |
I know you've been running mazes virtually for the last 6 months but now that we're back in the office we expect business casual attire. |
1.3043 |
0.05408 |
115 |
87 |
21 |
7 |
503 |
I agree, it's ironic. |
1.3041 |
0.04664 |
148 |
111 |
29 |
8 |
504 |
So that’s three lefts and a right? |
1.3040 |
0.05474 |
125 |
97 |
18 |
10 |
505 |
I didn't move your cheese. |
1.3033 |
0.05059 |
122 |
91 |
25 |
6 |
506 |
Perhaps it was a mistake to combine the maze experiment with the growth hormone experiment. |
1.3033 |
0.04923 |
122 |
90 |
27 |
5 |
507 |
You have to use the rat bathroom! |
1.3030 |
0.05037 |
132 |
100 |
24 |
8 |
508 |
I'll give you five bucks to get me out of here |
1.3030 |
0.05262 |
132 |
102 |
20 |
10 |
509 |
Your resume speaks for itself. Welcome to the rat race. |
1.3028 |
0.04996 |
142 |
109 |
23 |
10 |
510 |
And, when you get hungry, the cafeteria is to your right, left, left, right, left, straight, right, straight, left, and then you push on the big lever." |
1.3026 |
0.05030 |
152 |
119 |
20 |
13 |
511 |
I'm counting on you to get us the hell out of here. |
1.3023 |
0.05116 |
129 |
98 |
23 |
8 |
512 |
I wish I could help but it's a double-blind study. |
1.3023 |
0.05116 |
129 |
98 |
23 |
8 |
513 |
I have some cheese for you if you would show me the way out. |
1.3023 |
0.04873 |
129 |
96 |
27 |
6 |
514 |
I help you find the block of cheese if you help me find my car keys |
1.3022 |
0.04860 |
139 |
105 |
26 |
8 |
515 |
They told me tenure was at the end of the maze." |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
516 |
Oh, no, I'm not the big cheese here. |
1.3016 |
0.05197 |
126 |
96 |
22 |
8 |
517 |
More cheese, less steroids. |
1.3015 |
0.04588 |
136 |
100 |
31 |
5 |
518 |
Excuse me but you seem to know your way around here ... |
1.3015 |
0.04588 |
136 |
100 |
31 |
5 |
519 |
No looking over the partitions! |
1.3015 |
0.05040 |
136 |
104 |
23 |
9 |
520 |
But I must tell you, there is no cheese. |
1.3015 |
0.04467 |
136 |
99 |
33 |
4 |
521 |
I found the cheese. I understand you found the grant money? |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
522 |
The main problem is your linear thinking. |
1.3009 |
0.05316 |
113 |
85 |
22 |
6 |
523 |
Left is right half the time. |
1.3009 |
0.05316 |
113 |
85 |
22 |
6 |
524 |
No, the cheese is the same size as before. |
1.3008 |
0.05024 |
123 |
92 |
25 |
6 |
525 |
Wait til you see the cat! |
1.3008 |
0.05282 |
123 |
94 |
21 |
8 |
526 |
I see you found your whey. |
1.3008 |
0.04751 |
123 |
90 |
29 |
4 |
527 |
You can put down the clipboard. It's not that hard. I've done it a hundred times. |
1.3008 |
0.05227 |
133 |
103 |
20 |
10 |
528 |
I'm sorry, your height excludes you from our study. |
1.3007 |
0.04552 |
143 |
106 |
31 |
6 |
529 |
So, are you a man-sized mouse, or am I a mouse-sized man? |
1.3000 |
0.05371 |
120 |
92 |
20 |
8 |
530 |
You'll find our cubicles are every bit as demeaning as the maze you're used to. |
1.2993 |
0.05008 |
137 |
105 |
23 |
9 |
531 |
Are you aware of the penalty for performance enhancing cheeses? |
1.2992 |
0.05513 |
127 |
100 |
16 |
11 |
532 |
I just realized our cubicles upstairs have the same path to the coffee machine and I am starting to wonder which is the real control group. |
1.2992 |
0.05398 |
127 |
99 |
18 |
10 |
533 |
And remember. It’s about the journey, not the destination. |
1.2992 |
0.05281 |
127 |
98 |
20 |
9 |
534 |
Please tell me you're a kangaroo? |
1.2991 |
0.05598 |
117 |
91 |
17 |
9 |
535 |
You are clearly in the wrong experiment. |
1.2986 |
0.04735 |
144 |
109 |
27 |
8 |
536 |
I could use your help here. |
1.2985 |
0.04621 |
134 |
99 |
30 |
5 |
537 |
Wrong experiment. The steroid lab is down the hall. |
1.2985 |
0.04858 |
134 |
101 |
26 |
7 |
538 |
The grant had some unusual conditions. |
1.2985 |
0.04858 |
134 |
101 |
26 |
7 |
539 |
I’ll show you to your cubicle but finding your way out of this rat race is really up to you. |
1.2985 |
0.05508 |
134 |
107 |
14 |
13 |
540 |
Well........ it's not your prostate.. |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
541 |
Do you mind if I tag along? |
1.2982 |
0.04973 |
114 |
84 |
26 |
4 |
542 |
By God, New York's rat problem is larger than we ever imagined |
1.2977 |
0.05048 |
131 |
100 |
23 |
8 |
543 |
I suggest you stay in here. We gave some of the same growth hormone to the cat. |
1.2975 |
0.05460 |
121 |
94 |
18 |
9 |
544 |
The difference is you’re lost and I’m not. |
1.2975 |
0.05068 |
121 |
91 |
24 |
6 |
545 |
We've both made some terrible career choices. |
1.2973 |
0.05665 |
111 |
86 |
17 |
8 |
546 |
If you reach a place called Mar-a-Lago, you've gone too far. |
1.2973 |
0.05368 |
111 |
84 |
21 |
6 |
547 |
Well, it seems the growth hormone is working. |
1.2973 |
0.04838 |
148 |
114 |
24 |
10 |
548 |
Welcome to hell, Mr. Trump. This legal maze is your punishment. |
1.2973 |
0.05665 |
111 |
86 |
17 |
8 |
549 |
I hope there are no hard feelings from all the past experiments. |
1.2973 |
0.05947 |
111 |
88 |
13 |
10 |
550 |
We’re studying the effects of psychedelics on mice, and I think I’m about to lose my license. |
1.2973 |
0.05665 |
111 |
86 |
17 |
8 |
551 |
We cannot reveal to the study subjects whether they are in the real or the metaphorical rat race. |
1.2973 |
0.05665 |
111 |
86 |
17 |
8 |
552 |
Open space concept was not working too well, so we have opted for the new and groundbreaking "multiple turns and dead ends" concept. |
1.2973 |
0.05214 |
111 |
83 |
23 |
5 |
553 |
You have to promise not to peek over the walls. |
1.2969 |
0.04621 |
128 |
94 |
30 |
4 |
554 |
I wanted to tell you personally. |
1.2966 |
0.05424 |
118 |
91 |
19 |
8 |
555 |
Which one of us is goiong to test it? |
1.2966 |
0.05150 |
118 |
89 |
23 |
6 |
556 |
Do you have time for a short survey? |
1.2966 |
0.05424 |
118 |
91 |
19 |
8 |
557 |
Well, yes. It is a much different experience from this vantage point. |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
558 |
I never realized how important you being a herbivore was until now. |
1.2960 |
0.05331 |
125 |
97 |
19 |
9 |
559 |
So, I follow the scent of research funding to find the exit to the maze? |
1.2958 |
0.04557 |
142 |
106 |
30 |
6 |
560 |
What minotaur? |
1.2957 |
0.05520 |
115 |
89 |
18 |
8 |
561 |
So that concludes the office tour. There is cheese in the break room which is right... around... that corner... |
1.2957 |
0.05657 |
115 |
90 |
16 |
9 |
562 |
Corporate has decided you can no longer work from home |
1.2951 |
0.05544 |
122 |
96 |
16 |
10 |
563 |
What makes you think you weren't on the placebo" |
1.2951 |
0.05421 |
122 |
95 |
18 |
9 |
564 |
Look, I know you’re lactose intolerant, but I still need you to find the cheese. |
1.2951 |
0.05165 |
122 |
93 |
22 |
7 |
565 |
We’ve been working with your family for generations since Chernobyl. |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
566 |
Sometimes you're the rat, sometimes you're the cheese. |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
567 |
This test is specifically designed to keep me gainfully employed. Just do whatever the hell you want and I'll spend years justifying your actions. |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
568 |
It's supposed to be hard. |
1.2946 |
0.04848 |
129 |
97 |
26 |
6 |
569 |
Go ask Alice.” |
1.2941 |
0.05250 |
119 |
91 |
21 |
7 |
570 |
I don't know how we got into this either, but there is a way out. |
1.2941 |
0.04681 |
136 |
102 |
28 |
6 |
571 |
The interview is over. I believe you know your way out. |
1.2941 |
0.04318 |
136 |
99 |
34 |
3 |
572 |
Wow, you're taller in person! |
1.2941 |
0.05515 |
119 |
93 |
17 |
9 |
573 |
First one to figure out managed care gets the cheese. |
1.2941 |
0.05250 |
119 |
91 |
21 |
7 |
574 |
I got demoted, okay?! |
1.2937 |
0.05172 |
126 |
97 |
21 |
8 |
575 |
We have reason to believe you have been stealing all of the cheese. |
1.2936 |
0.05099 |
109 |
81 |
24 |
4 |
576 |
Do I look like cheese? |
1.2936 |
0.05873 |
109 |
86 |
14 |
9 |
577 |
Before we begin: Do you have any dietary restrictions we should know about? |
1.2936 |
0.05873 |
109 |
86 |
14 |
9 |
578 |
Telling me how to get out doesn’t make you a rat. |
1.2932 |
0.05094 |
133 |
103 |
21 |
9 |
579 |
No, you don’t get to be first author. |
1.2932 |
0.04866 |
133 |
101 |
25 |
7 |
580 |
You're right, it is harder than it looks. |
1.2931 |
0.05478 |
116 |
90 |
18 |
8 |
581 |
No, I'm looking for tenure. |
1.2931 |
0.05051 |
116 |
87 |
24 |
5 |
582 |
Well, hello fella. Guess my new formula does have some side effects. Back to the lab. |
1.2931 |
0.05478 |
116 |
90 |
18 |
8 |
583 |
Remember, you can remove the costume only after your finish the maze. |
1.2929 |
0.05018 |
140 |
109 |
21 |
10 |
584 |
You won; now you can retire. |
1.2927 |
0.05382 |
123 |
96 |
18 |
9 |
585 |
Please help me find my cubicle. |
1.2927 |
0.04722 |
123 |
91 |
28 |
4 |
586 |
The cheese is in my cubicle. |
1.2923 |
0.04690 |
130 |
97 |
28 |
5 |
587 |
Long story short, my colleague's shrink ray is not a joke and I could really use your help. |
1.2920 |
0.05433 |
113 |
87 |
19 |
7 |
588 |
What do you mean you're blind? |
1.2920 |
0.05717 |
113 |
89 |
15 |
9 |
589 |
Amazing, Grace. You once were lost, but now you're found. |
1.2920 |
0.05717 |
113 |
89 |
15 |
9 |
590 |
I really need some help getting out of here. |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
591 |
Your height may work in our favor. |
1.2909 |
0.04718 |
110 |
80 |
28 |
2 |
592 |
I’m gonna walk you through the whole thing one last time. Please try to pay attention this time. |
1.2906 |
0.05014 |
117 |
88 |
24 |
5 |
593 |
This is harder than it looks. |
1.2905 |
0.04523 |
148 |
112 |
29 |
7 |
594 |
If I knew the way out, do you really think I’d still work here? |
1.2901 |
0.05024 |
131 |
101 |
22 |
8 |
595 |
OK, Mickey, one route will lead to Minny;
the other one leads to Ron DeSantis. |
1.2900 |
0.06403 |
100 |
81 |
9 |
10 |
596 |
I see you found the cheese. |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
597 |
You go first. You've had more practice. |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
598 |
You must be the new project. |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
599 |
Doctor be honest, how bad is it |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
600 |
Congratulations! You can now leave Florida! |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
601 |
What did you do with the cat? |
1.2895 |
0.05392 |
114 |
88 |
19 |
7 |
602 |
Don't beat yourself up. I can't find the exit either and I built the damn thing. |
1.2895 |
0.05392 |
114 |
88 |
19 |
7 |
603 |
No. The test animal is me. |
1.2895 |
0.05096 |
114 |
86 |
23 |
5 |
604 |
And, don't forget. Our online support, and tutoring, are available upon request. |
1.2895 |
0.05096 |
114 |
86 |
23 |
5 |
605 |
I’m impressed. Next we will run you for congress. |
1.2895 |
0.05392 |
114 |
88 |
19 |
7 |
606 |
It was a lot easier in the open-office floor plan. |
1.2893 |
0.04901 |
121 |
91 |
25 |
5 |
607 |
Or I could just give you the cheese. In fact, let's go ahead and do it that way instead. |
1.2893 |
0.05306 |
121 |
94 |
19 |
8 |
608 |
Congratulations, Dr Mouse, your experiment has produced our first team of tiny scientists! |
1.2893 |
0.05434 |
121 |
95 |
17 |
9 |
609 |
It seems there has been a change of scope in the project. |
1.2891 |
0.04594 |
128 |
95 |
29 |
4 |
610 |
Can you help me get out? |
1.2891 |
0.04979 |
128 |
98 |
23 |
7 |
611 |
It was left, left, right not left left left |
1.2891 |
0.04979 |
128 |
98 |
23 |
7 |
612 |
What's in the middle? A sizable research grant from the NBA! |
1.2889 |
0.04567 |
135 |
101 |
29 |
5 |
613 |
Quit calling me Walt-- It's Ron! |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
614 |
See? Our workplaces are pretty much the same. |
1.2885 |
0.05744 |
104 |
81 |
16 |
7 |
615 |
No, it’s a regular size piece of cheese. |
1.2885 |
0.05234 |
104 |
78 |
22 |
4 |
616 |
Okay mister smarty pants, get us out of here. |
1.2885 |
0.05579 |
104 |
80 |
18 |
6 |
617 |
OK, it's a lot harder from down here. |
1.2885 |
0.05579 |
104 |
80 |
18 |
6 |
618 |
It’s no longer a rat race. |
1.2885 |
0.04864 |
104 |
76 |
26 |
2 |
619 |
No,I was not the one who moved the cheese. |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
620 |
The results are in. We're both lost. |
1.2883 |
0.04319 |
111 |
79 |
32 |
0 |
621 |
I brought a Merlot that should pair beautifully with the cheese if we can find it. |
1.2883 |
0.05020 |
111 |
83 |
24 |
4 |
622 |
And, where do you want to go? |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
623 |
We’re all going to turn around and run like hell. |
1.2883 |
0.04683 |
111 |
81 |
28 |
2 |
624 |
No, I don't. I was hoping you knew. |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
18 |
7 |
625 |
Welcome back to the office. There's a cheese box in your cubicle. |
1.2881 |
0.05260 |
118 |
91 |
20 |
7 |
626 |
I said 'We need to do it with a larger sample'. But... |
1.2881 |
0.05260 |
118 |
91 |
20 |
7 |
627 |
The big cheese likes it if you’re goal oriented. |
1.2881 |
0.05396 |
118 |
92 |
18 |
8 |
628 |
You've outgrown this job; I'm sorry to say that we will have to let you go. |
1.2880 |
0.04658 |
125 |
93 |
28 |
4 |
629 |
Could you direct me to the Big Cheese |
1.2879 |
0.04990 |
132 |
102 |
22 |
8 |
630 |
Before we begin, are you lactose intolerant? |
1.2878 |
0.04706 |
139 |
106 |
26 |
7 |
631 |
Is there really just cheese there? No wine, no crackers? |
1.2878 |
0.04816 |
139 |
107 |
24 |
8 |
632 |
Getting there is half the journey. |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
633 |
You did well. Now, can you help me get out of this thing? |
1.2870 |
0.04753 |
108 |
79 |
27 |
2 |
634 |
This is the problem with doing two experiments at the same time—have you figured out how to get out of here? |
1.2870 |
0.05104 |
108 |
81 |
23 |
4 |
635 |
Today we're trying something a little different. |
1.2870 |
0.04904 |
115 |
86 |
25 |
4 |
636 |
They used to serve wine at these things too. |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
637 |
Would you say your biggest motivation is compensation, recognition or cheese? |
1.2868 |
0.04822 |
129 |
98 |
25 |
6 |
638 |
Honestly, if I had any idea how to get out of here, I'd tell you. |
1.2868 |
0.05067 |
129 |
100 |
21 |
8 |
639 |
Don't worry darling I'm very close to an antidote |
1.2857 |
0.05146 |
126 |
98 |
20 |
8 |
640 |
I’ve been here 6 days. You did it in 8 minutes? |
1.2857 |
0.05365 |
105 |
80 |
20 |
5 |
641 |
I'm sorry -- since the pandemic, our mazes are only done on-line. |
1.2857 |
0.05533 |
105 |
81 |
18 |
6 |
642 |
I'm guessing you'll have an easier time with this than I did. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
105 |
82 |
16 |
7 |
643 |
You show me the way out and I'll show you where we keep the extra cheese. |
1.2857 |
0.04600 |
133 |
100 |
28 |
5 |
644 |
Obviously, I can't 'make' you try to find the cheese at the end of the maze. |
1.2857 |
0.05533 |
105 |
81 |
18 |
6 |
645 |
I believe today's selection is a baked brie on a mound of crispy crackers. You have 4 minutes. |
1.2857 |
0.05141 |
112 |
85 |
22 |
5 |
646 |
You’ve won a lot of these, haven’t you!? |
1.2857 |
0.05356 |
119 |
93 |
18 |
8 |
647 |
Okay Dr. Small, we're going to see if you can still find your way out of the maze now that all the cornstalks have been removed. |
1.2857 |
0.04893 |
126 |
96 |
24 |
6 |
648 |
No, it is just the regular cube not the cheese platter. |
1.2857 |
0.04644 |
119 |
88 |
28 |
3 |
649 |
We're concerned about the missing lab assistant. Have you seen Brie? |
1.2857 |
0.05365 |
105 |
80 |
20 |
5 |
650 |
The point? Beats me. |
1.2857 |
0.05141 |
112 |
85 |
22 |
5 |
651 |
Any change in your insurance since your last test? |
1.2857 |
0.04762 |
126 |
95 |
26 |
5 |
652 |
No matter how big and smart you are, I'm still the one holding the medical degree. |
1.2857 |
0.05141 |
112 |
85 |
22 |
5 |
653 |
There are Taylor Swift tickets at the end. |
1.2846 |
0.04790 |
130 |
99 |
25 |
6 |
654 |
Hmmm...when they said we had a big rat problem, for some reason this wasn't what I imagined. |
1.2846 |
0.05486 |
130 |
105 |
13 |
12 |
655 |
No, I'm not the cheese. |
1.2846 |
0.04832 |
123 |
93 |
25 |
5 |
656 |
I’m hoping the A.I. will feed us if we figure it out. |
1.2846 |
0.04832 |
123 |
93 |
25 |
5 |
657 |
My therapist says I need to walk a mile in your maze. |
1.2846 |
0.05101 |
123 |
95 |
21 |
7 |
658 |
What do you mean, it's your turn with the clipboard? |
1.2845 |
0.05585 |
116 |
92 |
15 |
9 |
659 |
Are you finding everything okay? |
1.2845 |
0.04711 |
116 |
86 |
27 |
3 |
660 |
That's right, "Dr. Stuart Little." And the irony hasn't been lost on me. |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
661 |
How was I supposed to know the cheese was laced with growth hormone? |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
662 |
Today's selections are either Cheddar or Havarti. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
663 |
Just how long have you been lost in there? |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
664 |
Are you sitting on my intern?" |
1.2844 |
0.05842 |
109 |
87 |
13 |
9 |
665 |
Make a right, then a left, another left, go straight,
then right, left, another left... |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
666 |
Welp, the shrink ray works. |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
667 |
Don’t look at me. I just work here. |
1.2837 |
0.04648 |
141 |
108 |
26 |
7 |
668 |
What do you mean, 'You want a race?' |
1.2833 |
0.05183 |
120 |
93 |
20 |
7 |
669 |
We're thinking of moving to open concept. |
1.2832 |
0.04614 |
113 |
83 |
28 |
2 |
670 |
That was perfect -- next we will work on getting through airport security. |
1.2832 |
0.05402 |
113 |
88 |
18 |
7 |
671 |
Take 2 lefts and then a right to reach the exit- got it? |
1.2832 |
0.04944 |
113 |
85 |
24 |
4 |
672 |
Try following your heart. |
1.2832 |
0.04782 |
113 |
84 |
26 |
3 |
673 |
I can get you out of this rat race and into a career you will love |
1.2832 |
0.04944 |
113 |
85 |
24 |
4 |
674 |
I was hoping you could get us out of here. |
1.2826 |
0.04598 |
138 |
105 |
27 |
6 |
675 |
I'm sorry, but I can't keep covering for you... |
1.2824 |
0.04633 |
131 |
99 |
27 |
5 |
676 |
Left left right left, but you didn’t hear it from me. |
1.2823 |
0.05439 |
124 |
99 |
15 |
10 |
677 |
I thought you’d be taller. |
1.2823 |
0.05065 |
124 |
96 |
21 |
7 |
678 |
I’m the guinea pig. |
1.2823 |
0.05317 |
124 |
98 |
17 |
9 |
679 |
Yes, we know you can just knock down the partitions -
just humor us. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
680 |
Can you point me back to the psychedelics lab? |
1.2821 |
0.05543 |
117 |
93 |
15 |
9 |
681 |
You asked to speak to the manager? |
1.2818 |
0.04855 |
110 |
82 |
25 |
3 |
682 |
Have we met before? |
1.2818 |
0.05187 |
110 |
84 |
21 |
5 |
683 |
Sorry. It was Brie. I couldn’t resist. |
1.2818 |
0.05937 |
110 |
89 |
11 |
10 |
684 |
Let’s keep this between us; get me out of here and I’ll give you double the cheese. |
1.2812 |
0.05427 |
128 |
103 |
14 |
11 |
685 |
At least it's not a cubicle. |
1.2810 |
0.04871 |
121 |
92 |
24 |
5 |
686 |
How the heck do I get out of here? |
1.2810 |
0.05010 |
121 |
93 |
22 |
6 |
687 |
Frankly, you’ve outgrown the maze. |
1.2810 |
0.05278 |
121 |
95 |
18 |
8 |
688 |
The ad said a “mazing “ job, not “amazing”! |
1.2807 |
0.05214 |
114 |
88 |
20 |
6 |
689 |
ok buddy if we’re going to get out of here, we’ll need to work together |
1.2807 |
0.05361 |
114 |
89 |
18 |
7 |
690 |
Let's see how fast I can hide from you. |
1.2804 |
0.05277 |
107 |
82 |
20 |
5 |
691 |
So you know how to get outta here right? |
1.2804 |
0.05277 |
107 |
82 |
20 |
5 |
692 |
Yes, I was the one who moved your cheese. |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
693 |
Sorry to inform you that you've been replaced by Rat-GPT. |
1.2800 |
0.04628 |
125 |
94 |
27 |
4 |
694 |
Beats me. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
695 |
Go for it wise guy! |
1.2800 |
0.05140 |
100 |
75 |
22 |
3 |
696 |
How high can you hop? |
1.2800 |
0.05140 |
100 |
75 |
22 |
3 |
697 |
I don’t know whether to be ecstatic or terrified at the results of this experiment. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
698 |
I don't know who moved your cheese |
1.2797 |
0.04946 |
118 |
90 |
23 |
5 |
699 |
What do you mean, now it's my turn? |
1.2797 |
0.05090 |
118 |
91 |
21 |
6 |
700 |
Any dietary restrictions? |
1.2797 |
0.04946 |
118 |
90 |
23 |
5 |
701 |
Ok Squeakers,I know things got easier for you with each trial at the Radiation Research Team,but you're in Mazes and Cheese Acquisition now. |
1.2797 |
0.04946 |
118 |
90 |
23 |
5 |
702 |
This is your last try. Do not peek over the top. |
1.2797 |
0.04797 |
118 |
89 |
25 |
4 |
703 |
Are we competing for the same promotion? |
1.2793 |
0.05147 |
111 |
85 |
21 |
5 |
704 |
Ok, now I see the futility of it all. |
1.2791 |
0.04794 |
129 |
99 |
24 |
6 |
705 |
It feels like it’s your apartment not our apartment. |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
706 |
Maybe you’re wrong for the part because the movie’s title is “Night Night, Tiny Mouse!” |
1.2788 |
0.05195 |
104 |
79 |
21 |
4 |
707 |
Perhaps we should switch to the vegan cheese. |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
708 |
You’re right, it isn’t easy. |
1.2788 |
0.05012 |
104 |
78 |
23 |
3 |
709 |
Your lost?... I'M LOST!! |
1.2787 |
0.04547 |
122 |
91 |
28 |
3 |
710 |
I wanted to break it to you personally: you've been replaced because I've been downsized. |
1.2787 |
0.05109 |
122 |
95 |
20 |
7 |
711 |
Project 14b51 is staring me down, guys... guys?! |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
712 |
So, you grew up here in the maze? |
1.2778 |
0.05235 |
108 |
83 |
20 |
5 |
713 |
I don’t think we considered all the possible side effects |
1.2778 |
0.05067 |
108 |
82 |
22 |
4 |
714 |
Do you know the way out of here? |
1.2778 |
0.05398 |
108 |
84 |
18 |
6 |
715 |
Lead me to the exit. |
1.2778 |
0.05119 |
126 |
99 |
19 |
8 |
716 |
You should know, Doctor. You designed it. |
1.2778 |
0.05398 |
108 |
84 |
18 |
6 |
717 |
Hello, I’m dr Skinner… |
1.2778 |
0.05067 |
108 |
82 |
22 |
4 |
718 |
Ok. You’ve made your point. Now help me find my office. |
1.2778 |
0.04733 |
126 |
96 |
25 |
5 |
719 |
Thanks for leading me into the center. Now, what? |
1.2773 |
0.04453 |
119 |
88 |
29 |
2 |
720 |
OH SHIT!! A RAT!! |
1.2772 |
0.05990 |
101 |
81 |
12 |
8 |
721 |
Believe me, I’m just as surprised to find myself here as you are |
1.2772 |
0.04692 |
101 |
74 |
26 |
1 |
722 |
...but mostly the maze is a metaphor" |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
723 |
Maze? What Maze? Those are our cubicles! |
1.2769 |
0.04886 |
130 |
101 |
22 |
7 |
724 |
Whatever, just be back by midnight. |
1.2768 |
0.05107 |
112 |
86 |
21 |
5 |
725 |
Congratulations! You've outgrown this maze. |
1.2768 |
0.04947 |
112 |
85 |
23 |
4 |
726 |
The suit looks great, Barry. We can finally begin human trials. |
1.2768 |
0.04947 |
112 |
85 |
23 |
4 |
727 |
I don’t get paid enough for this |
1.2768 |
0.04781 |
112 |
84 |
25 |
3 |
728 |
You're right; I'm not learning anything. |
1.2768 |
0.04947 |
112 |
85 |
23 |
4 |
729 |
So you say that if I find my way out, there's a federal grant at the end? |
1.2768 |
0.05107 |
112 |
86 |
21 |
5 |
730 |
No peeking over the top. |
1.2768 |
0.05107 |
112 |
86 |
21 |
5 |
731 |
Gregory,your mouseamorphosis was amazing |
1.2768 |
0.04947 |
112 |
85 |
23 |
4 |
732 |
You can’t find your cubicle? |
1.2762 |
0.05152 |
105 |
80 |
21 |
4 |
733 |
It’s a Stilton. You’ll love it. |
1.2759 |
0.04987 |
116 |
89 |
22 |
5 |
734 |
I did it in one try |
1.2759 |
0.04676 |
116 |
87 |
26 |
3 |
735 |
Actually, I’m lost, so I’m just gonna follow you |
1.2759 |
0.05419 |
116 |
92 |
16 |
8 |
736 |
One of us is genuinely intelligent. |
1.2759 |
0.05279 |
116 |
91 |
18 |
7 |
737 |
Well, the results are in. You’re lactose intolerant. |
1.2756 |
0.04566 |
127 |
96 |
27 |
4 |
738 |
Whaddaya mean, you want to work from home? |
1.2755 |
0.05942 |
98 |
78 |
13 |
7 |
739 |
You're right - this is a lot harder than it looks. |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
740 |
Your turn or mine? |
1.2755 |
0.04979 |
98 |
73 |
23 |
2 |
741 |
Well, yes, now that you ask, it is pointless to try and get out of here. |
1.2755 |
0.05186 |
98 |
74 |
21 |
3 |
742 |
With all the down-sizing around here lately, no one's safe. |
1.2755 |
0.05385 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
743 |
If you solve the maze, we'll let you terrorize the cat. |
1.2755 |
0.05762 |
98 |
77 |
15 |
6 |
744 |
Make a left, then a right, right, left, left, left, right, left, left, and then right. |
1.2755 |
0.05186 |
98 |
74 |
21 |
3 |
745 |
Remember, I'm not a piece of cheese. |
1.2752 |
0.05662 |
109 |
87 |
14 |
8 |
746 |
I said I'd make you bigger not smarter |
1.2752 |
0.05510 |
109 |
86 |
16 |
7 |
747 |
There's no reason to be smug about this. |
1.2752 |
0.05193 |
109 |
84 |
20 |
5 |
748 |
The bad news? There’s no way out of this |
1.2750 |
0.04728 |
120 |
91 |
25 |
4 |
749 |
I regret this already."
(Bhramari Papouchis, Age 9, Florence, Massachusetts |
1.2745 |
0.05242 |
102 |
78 |
20 |
4 |
750 |
I moved the cheese. |
1.2745 |
0.05424 |
102 |
79 |
18 |
5 |
751 |
Hi, Mickey. I’m Mini. |
1.2745 |
0.05242 |
102 |
78 |
20 |
4 |
752 |
Who told you there would be cheese? |
1.2745 |
0.06098 |
102 |
83 |
10 |
9 |
753 |
Just keep your head down or your not getting the cheese. |
1.2743 |
0.04745 |
113 |
85 |
25 |
3 |
754 |
No, I didn't move the cheese!! |
1.2742 |
0.04768 |
124 |
95 |
24 |
5 |
755 |
My office is down the hall, to the right, right again, and then it's the second door on the left |
1.2742 |
0.05412 |
124 |
100 |
14 |
10 |
756 |
Why yes, the interns do call me the Big Cheese. |
1.2742 |
0.04904 |
124 |
96 |
22 |
6 |
757 |
What do you mean, 'Best served cold'? |
1.2742 |
0.05412 |
124 |
100 |
14 |
10 |
758 |
Now that you are on the staff, you have to find your cubicle. |
1.2736 |
0.04931 |
106 |
80 |
23 |
3 |
759 |
Give it a try - -the cheese is pretty good. |
1.2736 |
0.04931 |
106 |
80 |
23 |
3 |
760 |
Yes. This is all there is. |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
761 |
I enlarged you so you can help me find my way back to my cubicle. |
1.2735 |
0.05239 |
117 |
92 |
18 |
7 |
762 |
I don't know. I was hoping you could tell me |
1.2735 |
0.04642 |
117 |
88 |
26 |
3 |
763 |
I took this job because I thought I was going to escape the rat race |
1.2735 |
0.05096 |
117 |
91 |
20 |
6 |
764 |
Exactly how long have you been lost in here? |
1.2727 |
0.04987 |
110 |
84 |
22 |
4 |
765 |
You look nothing like Mickey. |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
766 |
We're going to have to work together on this one. |
1.2727 |
0.04640 |
110 |
82 |
26 |
2 |
767 |
Would I do this for a piece of cheese? |
1.2727 |
0.04695 |
121 |
92 |
25 |
4 |
768 |
I think you've outgrown this maze. |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
769 |
This is the human clinical trial area; for rodents go to the East Wing. |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
770 |
You get used to it. |
1.2727 |
0.05311 |
110 |
86 |
18 |
6 |
771 |
Sorry it took so long to find you, but we have your test results |
1.2721 |
0.04836 |
136 |
107 |
21 |
8 |
772 |
I'm glad we finally see eye to eye on the ethics of this experiment. |
1.2719 |
0.05328 |
114 |
90 |
17 |
7 |
773 |
Do you come here often |
1.2719 |
0.05028 |
114 |
88 |
21 |
5 |
774 |
Could be worse. Could be cubicles. |
1.2718 |
0.05012 |
103 |
78 |
22 |
3 |
775 |
I’m afraid we’ve had to switch to Government cheese. |
1.2718 |
0.05552 |
103 |
81 |
16 |
6 |
776 |
Turn on, tune in, drop out” is no longer an option, now get back in the maze |
1.2718 |
0.05012 |
103 |
78 |
22 |
3 |
777 |
Hey, aren’t you the one that helped that French kid to make some amazing dish in some fancy restaurant or something several years ago? Yeah, well, you’re just looking for cheese here. |
1.2718 |
0.05552 |
103 |
81 |
16 |
6 |
778 |
Other than that, just make sure you label your food. Ok, now let me show you to your cubical. |
1.2718 |
0.05378 |
103 |
80 |
18 |
5 |
779 |
Cheese? No idea. I’m just here to make sure I get your correct pronoun in my report” |
1.2712 |
0.04913 |
118 |
91 |
22 |
5 |
780 |
I'm here to walk you through it" |
1.2712 |
0.04110 |
118 |
86 |
32 |
0 |
781 |
It’s ok Mickey, De Santis has had the same effect on many others as you. |
1.2712 |
0.05058 |
118 |
92 |
20 |
6 |
782 |
Excuse me, I'm lost |
1.2710 |
0.04892 |
107 |
81 |
23 |
3 |
783 |
Apparently, the injection was meant for you, not me. |
1.2710 |
0.05405 |
107 |
84 |
17 |
6 |
784 |
I'm sorry but I can't promise smoked gouda |
1.2710 |
0.04517 |
107 |
79 |
27 |
1 |
785 |
In the beginning, it seemed like a great idea to inbreed the same group of mice. But now... |
1.2710 |
0.05069 |
107 |
82 |
21 |
4 |
786 |
Times are tough. I need the work. |
1.2710 |
0.06167 |
107 |
89 |
7 |
11 |
787 |
We had to take the food away because it was attracting vermin. |
1.2708 |
0.05437 |
96 |
74 |
18 |
4 |
788 |
I think we both mixed up the "eat me" protocol with the "drink me" protocol. |
1.2708 |
0.05437 |
96 |
74 |
18 |
4 |
789 |
I am just as baffled as you are |
1.2708 |
0.05231 |
96 |
73 |
20 |
3 |
790 |
What has inspired you to volunteer? |
1.2708 |
0.05826 |
96 |
76 |
14 |
6 |
791 |
Ya, I know, now you can just peek over. I don't see the point anymore either. But, how about you to lead us to break room. I just got an email that there is still some cake left over. |
1.2708 |
0.05017 |
96 |
72 |
22 |
2 |
792 |
I told the genie to amaze me. |
1.2708 |
0.05437 |
96 |
74 |
18 |
4 |
793 |
Um, first we need to run a quick steroid test on your cheese.” |
1.2708 |
0.05437 |
96 |
74 |
18 |
4 |
794 |
Well, yes, you could just look over the walls, but that takes the fun out if it. |
1.2705 |
0.04361 |
122 |
91 |
29 |
2 |
795 |
I've been here 3 days, how about you. |
1.2705 |
0.04661 |
122 |
93 |
25 |
4 |
796 |
I’m sorry, Chuck E but your prior experience does not qualify you this line of work” |
1.2705 |
0.04661 |
122 |
93 |
25 |
4 |
797 |
What do you mean we don’t see eye to eye on this? |
1.2705 |
0.04943 |
122 |
95 |
21 |
6 |
798 |
Please stop eating the crumbs I leave behind |
1.2703 |
0.05422 |
111 |
88 |
16 |
7 |
799 |
We either need to do less testing or use smaller cheese. |
1.2703 |
0.05111 |
111 |
86 |
20 |
5 |
800 |
Sorry,we are out of brie. May I recommend chèvre? |
1.2703 |
0.05111 |
111 |
86 |
20 |
5 |
801 |
Do you have time to take a quick survey |
1.2700 |
0.05291 |
100 |
77 |
19 |
4 |
802 |
I wish I'd never invented RatGPT. |
1.2700 |
0.05660 |
100 |
79 |
15 |
6 |
803 |
I owe you an apology. |
1.2696 |
0.04835 |
115 |
88 |
23 |
4 |
804 |
I did this so we could be together, Martha. |
1.2696 |
0.05568 |
115 |
93 |
13 |
9 |
805 |
If you get through this one I'll let you scare my wife. |
1.2692 |
0.05333 |
104 |
81 |
18 |
5 |
806 |
My name is Inigo Montoya... |
1.2692 |
0.04779 |
104 |
78 |
24 |
2 |
807 |
Congrats, you won. |
1.2692 |
0.04779 |
104 |
78 |
24 |
2 |
808 |
I spoke with Chuck, he sends his regards |
1.2692 |
0.05333 |
104 |
81 |
18 |
5 |
809 |
I’m not naming names, but one of us fucked up |
1.2692 |
0.05155 |
104 |
80 |
20 |
4 |
810 |
So your background is in nuclear power? |
1.2685 |
0.05028 |
108 |
83 |
21 |
4 |
811 |
On the bright side, the shrink ray works. |
1.2685 |
0.05197 |
108 |
84 |
19 |
5 |
812 |
Take a hard look in the mirror and ask yourself, "what would a mouse do?" |
1.2685 |
0.05520 |
108 |
86 |
15 |
7 |
813 |
I came to help, but now I’m lost too. |
1.2685 |
0.05197 |
108 |
84 |
19 |
5 |
814 |
Do you remember where we left the car? |
1.2685 |
0.05361 |
108 |
85 |
17 |
6 |
815 |
You can’t find your desk because somebody moved the cheese |
1.2685 |
0.05520 |
108 |
86 |
15 |
7 |
816 |
'Don't make me come down there,' I said! |
1.2685 |
0.05028 |
108 |
83 |
21 |
4 |
817 |
Does ‘too big to fail’ mean anything to you |
1.2685 |
0.04853 |
108 |
82 |
23 |
3 |
818 |
Can you tell me how to get out of this place? |
1.2685 |
0.04853 |
108 |
82 |
23 |
3 |
819 |
There's gotta be a way out. |
1.2683 |
0.04331 |
123 |
92 |
29 |
2 |
820 |
We're not doing cheese any more. It's fentanyl and CBD gummies now. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
821 |
The maze is its own reward. |
1.2679 |
0.04570 |
112 |
84 |
26 |
2 |
822 |
There never was any cheese. |
1.2679 |
0.04743 |
112 |
85 |
24 |
3 |
823 |
You come here a lot? |
1.2679 |
0.04909 |
112 |
86 |
22 |
4 |
824 |
Well... because I already know the way. |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
825 |
Accept the fact, you are just too big to be a Maze Mouse. |
1.2679 |
0.04909 |
112 |
86 |
22 |
4 |
826 |
I understand you’re bored, but Limburger is cheating |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
827 |
I suppose my best advice would be to run your own race. |
1.2677 |
0.04670 |
127 |
98 |
24 |
5 |
828 |
Let's not focus on why I'm here, let's focus on getting that cheese. |
1.2673 |
0.05052 |
101 |
77 |
21 |
3 |
829 |
Another ten seconds off your time and we'll promote you to Gruyere |
1.2673 |
0.05245 |
101 |
78 |
19 |
4 |
830 |
Your shoulders, or mine? |
1.2673 |
0.05245 |
101 |
78 |
19 |
4 |
831 |
Snagging all the growth hormone for yourself was pretty impressive. But you still have to find the cheese. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
832 |
Have you found the coffee? Because I know where the cheese is. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
833 |
But I’m not cheese-motivated. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
834 |
The maze is closed. Everyone is working remotely. |
1.2667 |
0.05112 |
105 |
81 |
20 |
4 |
835 |
Don’t worry, you’re all winners and everyone will get some cheese at the end. |
1.2667 |
0.05458 |
105 |
83 |
16 |
6 |
836 |
I solved your maze. Now can I have my grant? |
1.2667 |
0.05389 |
120 |
97 |
14 |
9 |
837 |
Don’t you miss working from home? |
1.2667 |
0.05288 |
105 |
82 |
18 |
5 |
838 |
How long have you been in here, and where are all the other mice? |
1.2667 |
0.05122 |
120 |
95 |
18 |
7 |
839 |
I'm only here in a reduced capacity. |
1.2667 |
0.05112 |
105 |
81 |
20 |
4 |
840 |
Which way is the exit? |
1.2667 |
0.05112 |
105 |
81 |
20 |
4 |
841 |
I said I was a lab rat! Not a labyrinth rat! |
1.2667 |
0.04740 |
105 |
79 |
24 |
2 |
842 |
Yes, magic mushrooms have been legalized. Why do you ask? |
1.2667 |
0.05112 |
105 |
81 |
20 |
4 |
843 |
Je suis aussi une souris. |
1.2667 |
0.05288 |
105 |
82 |
18 |
5 |
844 |
You don't look like someone's been moving your cheese. |
1.2661 |
0.05317 |
109 |
86 |
17 |
6 |
845 |
No, I am not going to take a turn today. Yes, we think HGH is working well in you. No, we do not have any Brie. |
1.2661 |
0.05317 |
109 |
86 |
17 |
6 |
846 |
Your promotion is just around the corner. |
1.2661 |
0.04814 |
109 |
83 |
23 |
3 |
847 |
NO, you DID NOT get the placebo in the growth hormone study. |
1.2661 |
0.04814 |
109 |
83 |
23 |
3 |
848 |
You're gonna need a bigger maze. |
1.2660 |
0.05490 |
94 |
73 |
17 |
4 |
849 |
The cheese is a lie. |
1.2660 |
0.05056 |
94 |
71 |
21 |
2 |
850 |
I get it now. |
1.2660 |
0.05056 |
94 |
71 |
21 |
2 |
851 |
And if you can't make it out, we've got a customer service job ready and waiting for you. |
1.2660 |
0.05490 |
94 |
73 |
17 |
4 |
852 |
No. Our reward system does not include a fifty pound block of cheese. |
1.2660 |
0.05892 |
94 |
75 |
13 |
6 |
853 |
The rats may not run this city but they definitely run the office |
1.2660 |
0.05278 |
94 |
72 |
19 |
3 |
854 |
Okay, I'll go first. |
1.2655 |
0.05186 |
113 |
89 |
18 |
6 |
855 |
Small world. |
1.2655 |
0.04872 |
113 |
87 |
22 |
4 |
856 |
No, it's the first left. Getting back to the office can be tricky. |
1.2655 |
0.05186 |
113 |
89 |
18 |
6 |
857 |
This will be your last trip around. I can’t afford any more cheese. |
1.2655 |
0.04707 |
113 |
86 |
24 |
3 |
858 |
If you can navigate this maze, we can get you a job at IKEA. |
1.2653 |
0.05720 |
98 |
78 |
14 |
6 |
859 |
Not sure I can do an aged Camembert, but you do this for me one more time and I can probably arrange a creamy Brie. |
1.2653 |
0.05533 |
98 |
77 |
16 |
5 |
860 |
Coming back to the office feels like that for all of us. |
1.2653 |
0.05340 |
98 |
76 |
18 |
4 |
861 |
Get me out of here and there’ll be extra cheese for you. |
1.2653 |
0.05139 |
98 |
75 |
20 |
3 |
862 |
I told you we should have gone left. |
1.2653 |
0.05533 |
98 |
77 |
16 |
5 |
863 |
Alright, Doc. You try. |
1.2653 |
0.05720 |
98 |
78 |
14 |
6 |
864 |
We’re letting you go…AI did it in half a second. |
1.2653 |
0.05340 |
98 |
76 |
18 |
4 |
865 |
This is a bit awkward… but can I just follow you? |
1.2653 |
0.05720 |
98 |
78 |
14 |
6 |
866 |
You find the cheese, I'll find the funding. |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
867 |
No, you are not a giant mouse, nor am I a tiny man. This is a New Yorker cartoon and they’re looking for some gag. Let’s retain some dignity and not give it to them. |
1.2647 |
0.05346 |
136 |
113 |
10 |
13 |
868 |
Two rights and a left, but don’t mention this to anyone. |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
869 |
Careful. Nicholson's still out there. |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
870 |
I'm shocked that you managed to build a shrink ray out of cheese. |
1.2647 |
0.05200 |
102 |
79 |
19 |
4 |
871 |
Sorry, you exceed the height restriction for this maze. |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
872 |
Uh…Maybe we should switch jobs? |
1.2647 |
0.05383 |
102 |
80 |
17 |
5 |
873 |
After you find the cheese, I'll need help locating my cubicle. |
1.2642 |
0.05412 |
106 |
84 |
16 |
6 |
874 |
It’s easy. Just take every right hand turn. |
1.2642 |
0.04889 |
106 |
81 |
22 |
3 |
875 |
If you get out first, will you come back for me? |
1.2642 |
0.05244 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
876 |
Where am I? |
1.2642 |
0.05069 |
106 |
82 |
20 |
4 |
877 |
They downsized us. |
1.2642 |
0.04889 |
106 |
81 |
22 |
3 |
878 |
I did have cheese for lunch, yes” |
1.2642 |
0.04889 |
106 |
81 |
22 |
3 |
879 |
Who’s a good boy?! |
1.2642 |
0.05412 |
106 |
84 |
16 |
6 |
880 |
My bosses thought a change of perspective would be good for me. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
881 |
Let me guess: you found the cheese again. |
1.2632 |
0.04782 |
95 |
71 |
23 |
1 |
882 |
Bad news & good news. We're ending the new growth hormone experiment. It's effective. |
1.2632 |
0.05011 |
95 |
72 |
21 |
2 |
883 |
No, it's not on GPS. |
1.2632 |
0.04992 |
114 |
89 |
20 |
5 |
884 |
Your growth rate is off the charts. |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
885 |
No Paul, you cannot use Waze. |
1.2632 |
0.05641 |
95 |
75 |
15 |
5 |
886 |
No, I didn't experiment much in college. Why do you ask? |
1.2632 |
0.05294 |
114 |
91 |
16 |
7 |
887 |
Today let's talk about unintended consequences. |
1.2632 |
0.05837 |
95 |
76 |
13 |
6 |
888 |
How likely are you to recommend this maze to a friend or family member? |
1.2632 |
0.05837 |
95 |
76 |
13 |
6 |
889 |
I’m just a boy, standing in front of a rat, asking it to love him. |
1.2632 |
0.05641 |
95 |
75 |
15 |
5 |
890 |
Go ask Alice. One pill makes you small. |
1.2627 |
0.05305 |
118 |
95 |
15 |
8 |
891 |
Do you remember the way out? |
1.2627 |
0.04728 |
118 |
91 |
23 |
4 |
892 |
I think you’ve outgrown your position here. |
1.2626 |
0.05292 |
99 |
77 |
18 |
4 |
893 |
How do I get outta here? |
1.2626 |
0.05483 |
99 |
78 |
16 |
5 |
894 |
Did you eat that red pill I dropped last night? |
1.2626 |
0.05483 |
99 |
78 |
16 |
5 |
895 |
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
Go ask Alice. |
1.2626 |
0.05847 |
99 |
80 |
12 |
7 |
896 |
This is why I don't believe in rats for scientific experiments. |
1.2626 |
0.05094 |
99 |
76 |
20 |
3 |
897 |
I asked you to use the bathroom earlier. |
1.2621 |
0.05682 |
103 |
83 |
13 |
7 |
898 |
I was testing a drug for weight loss. |
1.2621 |
0.05847 |
103 |
84 |
11 |
8 |
899 |
So that's one cheese pizza followed by a chocolate mousse |
1.2617 |
0.05686 |
107 |
87 |
12 |
8 |
900 |
Now put the clipboard down and try again. |
1.2617 |
0.05028 |
107 |
83 |
20 |
4 |
901 |
Just because you can find steroid-laced cheese at the end doesn’t make you any smarter. |
1.2617 |
0.04471 |
107 |
80 |
26 |
1 |
902 |
This maze should be pretty easy for you. It was originally built for country mice and not city rats. |
1.2617 |
0.05200 |
107 |
84 |
18 |
5 |
903 |
Right or left, their's no easy answer. |
1.2617 |
0.04849 |
107 |
82 |
22 |
3 |
904 |
No, let me show you around. |
1.2613 |
0.05232 |
111 |
88 |
17 |
6 |
905 |
Of course you have to wear that costume otherwise it wouldn't be fair to Algernon. |
1.2613 |
0.04909 |
111 |
86 |
21 |
4 |
906 |
I'm telling you, the vegan cheese smells the same." |
1.2613 |
0.05073 |
111 |
87 |
19 |
5 |
907 |
To be honest, I’ve just been following you. |
1.2613 |
0.05232 |
111 |
88 |
17 |
6 |
908 |
Excuse me, you look as though you might be from around here -- could you direct me to the north exit? |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
909 |
Size DOES matter. |
1.2609 |
0.04856 |
92 |
69 |
22 |
1 |
910 |
I think you are lost. The subway entrance is down the block. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
911 |
Our first challenge is to decide whether you're a human-sized mouse or I'm a mouse-sized human. |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
912 |
I didn’t realize how literally they meant it when they said that getting tenure was a rat race! |
1.2609 |
0.05960 |
92 |
74 |
12 |
6 |
913 |
You showed remarkable growth in the rat race, now let's see you run a department with cubicles. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
914 |
I indeed do not like the taste of my own medicine. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
915 |
You think YOU’RE lost? Want to look at my grant application for this research? |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
916 |
I guess the growth hormone is working. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
917 |
The purpose of today’s test is to determine how a rat your size remained undiscovered for so long. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
918 |
I'm a shrink. I can help. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
919 |
True, I did sign the University's diversity, equity and inclusion pledge |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
920 |
This is the rat maze. Office cubicles are on the next floor. |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
921 |
I'm sorry, you're just not a good fit
for this job. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
922 |
It's down the hall on the left..Try not to get lost... |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
923 |
Funny thing, I left my medical practice and went into genetic research in part to get out of the rat race..." |
1.2604 |
0.06150 |
96 |
79 |
9 |
8 |
924 |
Well, the numbers are in. It doesn’t look good. |
1.2604 |
0.05182 |
96 |
74 |
19 |
3 |
925 |
We really try to put ourselves in the mindset of our users. |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
926 |
Remind me again, did you grow or did I shrink? |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
927 |
This rather obvious nightmare is probably a sign that I need to get out of the lab more often. |
1.2600 |
0.05049 |
100 |
77 |
20 |
3 |
928 |
It’s okay, Dave, no one knows about us. And this place is hard to find. |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
929 |
I did not eat your cheese. |
1.2600 |
0.05617 |
100 |
80 |
14 |
6 |
930 |
‘yes there is some cheese, but you should be made aware it will be vegan’…. |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
931 |
I can’t find the restroom either |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
932 |
Did you take the pill that makes you larger, or did I take the one that makes you smaller? |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
933 |
The bad news...no more cheese, your cholesterol is through the roof. |
1.2593 |
0.05158 |
108 |
85 |
18 |
5 |
934 |
You're lost too? |
1.2593 |
0.04987 |
108 |
84 |
20 |
4 |
935 |
Just follow the exit signs. |
1.2593 |
0.04987 |
108 |
84 |
20 |
4 |
936 |
Before we begin let’s get one thing straight, size doesn’t matter. |
1.2593 |
0.04987 |
108 |
84 |
20 |
4 |
937 |
Look you’ve trained for this, I haven’t, please be patient |
1.2593 |
0.04987 |
108 |
84 |
20 |
4 |
938 |
I'm tired of this dead-end job. |
1.2589 |
0.05492 |
112 |
91 |
13 |
8 |
939 |
The other mice have complained of someone stealing their food. Any thoughts on that ? |
1.2589 |
0.05033 |
112 |
88 |
19 |
5 |
940 |
This is the REAL challenge: You also have find your way BACK. And bring me a piece of that cheese. |
1.2589 |
0.05190 |
112 |
89 |
17 |
6 |
941 |
I feel like you've outgrown this experiment... |
1.2589 |
0.05190 |
112 |
89 |
17 |
6 |
942 |
I'm the architect. Why? |
1.2589 |
0.04702 |
112 |
86 |
23 |
3 |
943 |
It took me three days, but you will probably do better. |
1.2586 |
0.04601 |
116 |
89 |
24 |
3 |
944 |
Look, it’s just a maze. You don’t need the lab coat OR the clipboard. |
1.2586 |
0.04761 |
116 |
90 |
22 |
4 |
945 |
Sorry, but you’re too big for the maze now. |
1.2586 |
0.04916 |
116 |
91 |
20 |
5 |
946 |
You’re right. It’s way too hard. |
1.2586 |
0.04916 |
116 |
91 |
20 |
5 |
947 |
We're expecting big things from you. |
1.2584 |
0.05185 |
89 |
68 |
19 |
2 |
948 |
So do you use GPS? |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
949 |
Nice to finally run into another lab rat around here! |
1.2584 |
0.06091 |
89 |
72 |
11 |
6 |
950 |
That’s a very smart question, actually. No, they didn’t shrink me. |
1.2584 |
0.04933 |
89 |
67 |
21 |
1 |
951 |
Our office is a bit of a maze, but you’ll learn your way around quickly enough. Cheese break is at 10. |
1.2584 |
0.06297 |
89 |
73 |
9 |
7 |
952 |
My name is Vermino Mousoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
953 |
Look...if you get us both out of here, cheese is on me! |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
954 |
Good idea. I’ll stand on your head. |
1.2581 |
0.05701 |
93 |
74 |
14 |
5 |
955 |
Hmm...not enough risk, too much reward. |
1.2581 |
0.05902 |
93 |
75 |
12 |
6 |
956 |
working from home is not an option. |
1.2581 |
0.05275 |
93 |
72 |
18 |
3 |
957 |
Wrong test. This is pre-employment for fire truck, pizza delivery, and president candidates. |
1.2581 |
0.05902 |
93 |
75 |
12 |
6 |
958 |
Luke. I am your father. |
1.2581 |
0.05492 |
93 |
73 |
16 |
4 |
959 |
Next we do the wheel. |
1.2581 |
0.05048 |
93 |
71 |
20 |
2 |
960 |
I am not a shrunk. I am a shrink. |
1.2578 |
0.04866 |
128 |
102 |
19 |
7 |
961 |
For us, the reward is a ten-minute call with our dissertation advisor. |
1.2577 |
0.05135 |
97 |
75 |
19 |
3 |
962 |
Fine but no peeping over the top |
1.2577 |
0.05728 |
97 |
78 |
13 |
6 |
963 |
Now it's my turn. |
1.2577 |
0.05135 |
97 |
75 |
19 |
3 |
964 |
If you can figure the way out, come back and get me. |
1.2577 |
0.05728 |
97 |
78 |
13 |
6 |
965 |
I'll give you a 5 second head start. |
1.2577 |
0.04922 |
97 |
74 |
21 |
2 |
966 |
I miss the open floor plan too |
1.2577 |
0.05135 |
97 |
75 |
19 |
3 |
967 |
So that's how it is |
1.2577 |
0.05340 |
97 |
76 |
17 |
4 |
968 |
Let me guess? You found the Lunch Room! |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
969 |
One of us seems to be in the wrong place. |
1.2574 |
0.04804 |
101 |
77 |
22 |
2 |
970 |
I'm just as lost as you. |
1.2574 |
0.05006 |
101 |
78 |
20 |
3 |
971 |
No, I'm afraid that you've outgrown this experiment. |
1.2574 |
0.04593 |
101 |
76 |
24 |
1 |
972 |
I don't even like cheese. |
1.2574 |
0.05006 |
101 |
78 |
20 |
3 |
973 |
Well, yes, now that you mention it, that maze DOES make you look fat. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
974 |
Now lets run the experiment again, but this time only one of us gets the injection. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
975 |
Sorry, you're too big for this study. |
1.2571 |
0.05585 |
105 |
85 |
13 |
7 |
976 |
Take me with you. |
1.2571 |
0.04694 |
105 |
80 |
23 |
2 |
977 |
The fact that I cannot figure it out doesn’t mean you should not try. |
1.2571 |
0.04885 |
105 |
81 |
21 |
3 |
978 |
Michael, as much as I appreciate your dedication to science, that name is trademarked, and I can't use it in a cartoon for the New Yorker. |
1.2571 |
0.05418 |
105 |
84 |
15 |
6 |
979 |
One of us has to face an uncomfortable truth. |
1.2571 |
0.05585 |
105 |
85 |
13 |
7 |
980 |
The good news is the shrink ray worked. The bad news is I have a dead end job. |
1.2571 |
0.05246 |
105 |
83 |
17 |
5 |
981 |
Indeed - it seems my microdosing habit is starting to have a tiny effect on my work. |
1.2571 |
0.04694 |
105 |
80 |
23 |
2 |
982 |
Nice to finally meet the one called the Big Cheese. |
1.2571 |
0.05246 |
105 |
83 |
17 |
5 |
983 |
Did you know that the word ‘labyrinth” is derived from “lab rat”? |
1.2571 |
0.04885 |
105 |
81 |
21 |
3 |
984 |
Alright, I get it. Now, how the hell do we get out of here? |
1.2571 |
0.04885 |
105 |
81 |
21 |
3 |
985 |
Don’t ask me. I’m new around here. |
1.2569 |
0.04591 |
109 |
83 |
24 |
2 |
986 |
Meow? |
1.2569 |
0.04591 |
109 |
83 |
24 |
2 |
987 |
Well, you did tell us you were tired of the race... |
1.2569 |
0.05592 |
109 |
89 |
12 |
8 |
988 |
I think I'm a diversity hire. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
989 |
Welcome to the back rooms, we hope you make it out |
1.2569 |
0.04591 |
109 |
83 |
24 |
2 |
990 |
The job requires a problem solving mindset and strong navigation skills |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
991 |
May I ask your advice? |
1.2566 |
0.05301 |
113 |
91 |
15 |
7 |
992 |
They sent me in to take your order. Cheddar? Havarti? Camembert? |
1.2564 |
0.05028 |
117 |
93 |
18 |
6 |
993 |
The unispecies restroom? You'll want to go left at the first hall, take the next two rights, continue to a T-intersection, and then make another left. It'll be right in front you. |
1.2562 |
0.04914 |
121 |
96 |
19 |
6 |
994 |
Could you help me find my cubicle? |
1.2562 |
0.04625 |
121 |
94 |
23 |
4 |
995 |
Yeah, same here |
1.2562 |
0.04625 |
121 |
94 |
23 |
4 |
996 |
If you followed me we'd both lose our jobs. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
997 |
Ok I found you. What's next? |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
998 |
I know you've already memorized it but it is the only one we have. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
999 |
MY turn? |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
1000 |
Good mouse, but no more treats for you. |
1.2553 |
0.05440 |
94 |
74 |
16 |
4 |
1001 |
Well, this side effect was unexpected. |
1.2553 |
0.05647 |
94 |
75 |
14 |
5 |
1002 |
You win. Go home. |
1.2553 |
0.05846 |
94 |
76 |
12 |
6 |
1003 |
So you promise! I find the exit, and you'll be there waiting for me. |
1.2553 |
0.05002 |
94 |
72 |
20 |
2 |
1004 |
I agree, lately this research feels like nothing but dead ends. |
1.2553 |
0.05226 |
94 |
73 |
18 |
3 |
1005 |
After the human trials, I'm not so sure which one of us is more genetically modified. |
1.2551 |
0.05292 |
98 |
77 |
17 |
4 |
1006 |
Payment for the experiment will be waiting for you at the exit. |
1.2551 |
0.06035 |
98 |
81 |
9 |
8 |
1007 |
Can you tell me where the cheese is? |
1.2551 |
0.05858 |
98 |
80 |
11 |
7 |
1008 |
No, this is The Labyrinth. The Maze is on the 4th floor. |
1.2551 |
0.05292 |
98 |
77 |
17 |
4 |
1009 |
Can you point me to the nearest exit? |
1.2551 |
0.05487 |
98 |
78 |
15 |
5 |
1010 |
So where’d you move my cheese? |
1.2551 |
0.05676 |
98 |
79 |
13 |
6 |
1011 |
Whoever finds the exit comes back for the other one of us , deal? |
1.2551 |
0.05089 |
98 |
76 |
19 |
3 |
1012 |
I'm new here, do you know where is the running wheel? |
1.2551 |
0.04426 |
98 |
73 |
25 |
0 |
1013 |
Thanks again for volunteering your time today—your Amazon gift card will be sent via email. |
1.2551 |
0.05292 |
98 |
77 |
17 |
4 |
1014 |
I'm new here. |
1.2549 |
0.04763 |
102 |
78 |
22 |
2 |
1015 |
Excuse me. Do you know the way to San Jose? |
1.2549 |
0.05518 |
102 |
82 |
14 |
6 |
1016 |
We know that you found the food and are eating it all yourself. By the way, where are all the other rats? |
1.2549 |
0.04963 |
102 |
79 |
20 |
3 |
1017 |
I'll reward you with extra cheese if you will show me the way to the bathroom. |
1.2549 |
0.04963 |
102 |
79 |
20 |
3 |
1018 |
So you shrank me. Now what? |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1019 |
Why doesn’t anyone ever ask for my observations? |
1.2549 |
0.04963 |
102 |
79 |
20 |
3 |
1020 |
It is time to get out of your comfort maze. |
1.2549 |
0.04963 |
102 |
79 |
20 |
3 |
1021 |
This experimental trial did not go as planned. |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1022 |
I wouldn't ask,but my GPS is down and the wrong map is on my clipboard. |
1.2549 |
0.05692 |
102 |
83 |
12 |
7 |
1023 |
that’s a big ass rat. holy shit. big rat alert. |
1.2547 |
0.05027 |
106 |
83 |
19 |
4 |
1024 |
So you’ll be downsized too. Nice little break from the rat race, though, huh? |
1.2547 |
0.04845 |
106 |
82 |
21 |
3 |
1025 |
Let’s race. |
1.2547 |
0.04845 |
106 |
82 |
21 |
3 |
1026 |
If you can find your cubicle, you’ve got yourself a job. |
1.2545 |
0.05074 |
110 |
87 |
18 |
5 |
1027 |
Can you help me get back to my cube? |
1.2545 |
0.05236 |
110 |
88 |
16 |
6 |
1028 |
The good news is you can telework 2 days a week. |
1.2544 |
0.04955 |
114 |
90 |
19 |
5 |
1029 |
I think you’ve outgrown the whole maze thing. |
1.2541 |
0.04737 |
122 |
96 |
21 |
5 |
1030 |
You stood up to me. That was the experiment. |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
1031 |
What makes you think I know my way around here? |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1032 |
I asked for a grant. How did you get here? |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
1033 |
You were right! It IS harder than it looks. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
1034 |
Sorry, that amount of cheese is not in our budget. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1035 |
It is hard for everyone having to come back into the office |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1036 |
I’m amazed! We finally see eye to eye! |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
1037 |
look, sometimes bigger isn’t always better |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
1038 |
On the plus side, the study's more ethical now. |
1.2529 |
0.04964 |
87 |
66 |
20 |
1 |
1039 |
We need to split up. You go one way, I’ll go another. |
1.2527 |
0.05321 |
91 |
71 |
17 |
3 |
1040 |
I wasn't kidding about downsizing–but yes, I was kidding about "chèvre-ance" pay. |
1.2527 |
0.05321 |
91 |
71 |
17 |
3 |
1041 |
Which is the way out? |
1.2527 |
0.05086 |
91 |
70 |
19 |
2 |
1042 |
Wow, this is actually harder than it looked. |
1.2527 |
0.05321 |
91 |
71 |
17 |
3 |
1043 |
Regrettably, that would skew our conclusions. |
1.2527 |
0.05321 |
91 |
71 |
17 |
3 |
1044 |
What’s it been, 3 months since you started? |
1.2527 |
0.05546 |
91 |
72 |
15 |
4 |
1045 |
This is a large scale experiment. |
1.2527 |
0.05970 |
91 |
74 |
11 |
6 |
1046 |
Excuse me. Can you direct me to the men’s room? |
1.2527 |
0.05086 |
91 |
70 |
19 |
2 |
1047 |
You're right, the open floor plan is better. |
1.2527 |
0.05546 |
91 |
72 |
15 |
4 |
1048 |
So I take it you’re not lactose intolerant?” |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1049 |
Agreed. A pound of triple creme brie up front and a promise that, going forward, there will be no more cheese of any sort that comes in plastic wrap. But none of that happens until you tell us where you hid the unshrink machine. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1050 |
I see you found the genetically modified cheese" |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
1051 |
Did you see a door marked “Exit”? |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1052 |
Budget cuts. They shrunk the whole department. But the important thing to remember is that I’m still in charge. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
1053 |
What was it like growing up near a nuclear facility?” |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
1054 |
I'm sure you'll find it worth the trouble; it's a really good cheese! |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1055 |
I was just trying to find my cubicle |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1056 |
...but I'm lactose intolerant. |
1.2525 |
0.04618 |
99 |
75 |
23 |
1 |
1057 |
I figure this is the only affordable housing AirBnB can't ruin. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1058 |
Can you tell me the way out? |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1059 |
I know you will find your way. And say hello when you reach the big cheese. |
1.2525 |
0.04618 |
99 |
75 |
23 |
1 |
1060 |
I like what you’ve done with the place. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1061 |
Have we met? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1062 |
Look, I know you don’t like me, but I’m your best chance of getting out of here alive. |
1.2524 |
0.04723 |
103 |
79 |
22 |
2 |
1063 |
No, you can't just peek over the walls. |
1.2524 |
0.04921 |
103 |
80 |
20 |
3 |
1064 |
After I hand you this clipboard and my lab coat, you can track my behavior in this maze. |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1065 |
I'm truly sorry. Here at Boston U. we only stock American cheese as the inducement. If you want Edam or neufchâtel you'll have to go to Harvard. |
1.2524 |
0.05470 |
103 |
83 |
14 |
6 |
1066 |
Any which way you want |
1.2524 |
0.04723 |
103 |
79 |
22 |
2 |
1067 |
I do hope you understand your test has gone in a direction we did not anticipate. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1068 |
I’m sorry to bother you at work. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1069 |
Thanks for joining the 'scare-the-hell-out-of-the-cat' experiment." |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1070 |
. They told me not to give you any help. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1071 |
Welcome to Chuck E. Cheese corporate. You’ll be meeting with H.R. in the Provolone Conference Room. Do you need help finding it? |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1072 |
There’s an extra piece of cheese in it for you if you can find my desk. |
1.2524 |
0.04921 |
103 |
80 |
20 |
3 |
1073 |
So, two days a week we'll ask you to be here at the office. The other three will be remote. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1074 |
They cut our budget and shrank the whole department by 90%. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1075 |
It looks much easier from up there. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1076 |
I signed up as soon as I heard there would be free cheese at the end. Maybe I should have listened to the rest of the presentation. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1077 |
Remind me again what supplements we’ve been giving you? |
1.2523 |
0.05034 |
111 |
88 |
18 |
5 |
1078 |
If you're looking for the big cheese, you found me. |
1.2523 |
0.05349 |
111 |
90 |
14 |
7 |
1079 |
You win this time, PETA. |
1.2523 |
0.04697 |
111 |
86 |
22 |
3 |
1080 |
Even though you think you are a big cheese, you still don't get a corner office. |
1.2521 |
0.04656 |
119 |
93 |
22 |
4 |
1081 |
I'm gonna need your help to get outta here... |
1.2520 |
0.05110 |
123 |
100 |
15 |
8 |
1082 |
I think someone switched our medication |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
1083 |
Are you following me?" |
1.2500 |
0.04683 |
96 |
73 |
22 |
1 |
1084 |
Well, I asked ChatDPT to shrink the lab rats, but it misunderstood me, apparently! |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
1085 |
I'm asking because I'm lost, too. |
1.2500 |
0.05444 |
108 |
88 |
13 |
7 |
1086 |
I can't level the playing field any more than this." |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
104 |
81 |
20 |
3 |
1087 |
You’ve been disqualified for peeking over the top. |
1.2500 |
0.05152 |
112 |
90 |
16 |
6 |
1088 |
At the center of the maze is the answer to the question: Am I a rat-sized human or are you a human-sized rat? |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1089 |
What did you do with all the paintings? |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1090 |
I shouldn't tell you this, but if you jump up on the wall, you can see the cheese. |
1.2500 |
0.05492 |
92 |
73 |
15 |
4 |
1091 |
I was hoping you could show me the way out. |
1.2500 |
0.04766 |
108 |
84 |
21 |
3 |
1092 |
I see you found the magic cheese! |
1.2500 |
0.05177 |
116 |
94 |
15 |
7 |
1093 |
I'm afraid I'm lost. |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1094 |
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. |
1.2500 |
0.05705 |
92 |
74 |
13 |
5 |
1095 |
You have to stop calling this place a trap. |
1.2500 |
0.05130 |
96 |
75 |
18 |
3 |
1096 |
The results are in,and it turns out your life and my life aren’t that different. |
1.2500 |
0.05883 |
88 |
71 |
12 |
5 |
1097 |
Ever feel like we’re being studied? |
1.2500 |
0.04722 |
116 |
91 |
21 |
4 |
1098 |
I know it’s impressive. Just don’t be amazed. |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
104 |
81 |
20 |
3 |
1099 |
Whiskers, you’ve helped me achieve a double PhD in psychology and genetic engineering, and now this is goodbye. I’ve left you some cheese at the end of the maze. |
1.2500 |
0.04766 |
108 |
84 |
21 |
3 |
1100 |
Maybe if we work together…. |
1.2500 |
0.04684 |
104 |
80 |
22 |
2 |
1101 |
Your turns. |
1.2500 |
0.04794 |
100 |
77 |
21 |
2 |
1102 |
OK..
"Let's go through this again!
You're a Giant Mouse...
I am a Doctor...
You just completed our labyrinth Maze experiment...
Did ANY of that Ring A Bell" |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
1103 |
No! I’m in charge! |
1.2500 |
0.05130 |
96 |
75 |
18 |
3 |
1104 |
Yes the drugs worked, but I'm still the one in charge. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
1105 |
Me? I suppose I’m trying to find my purpose in life. |
1.2500 |
0.04916 |
88 |
67 |
20 |
1 |
1106 |
I assure it's just regular cheese. |
1.2500 |
0.04766 |
108 |
84 |
21 |
3 |
1107 |
It is not a test. We just like causing problems. |
1.2500 |
0.04911 |
96 |
74 |
20 |
2 |
1108 |
Now, can you tell if something is AI-generated? |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1109 |
But I mean, it's a BIG piece of cheese. |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
1110 |
Looks like we’re both trying to find the exit to this banal existence. |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
96 |
76 |
16 |
4 |
1111 |
You’re supposed to be working at home today! |
1.2500 |
0.04994 |
112 |
89 |
18 |
5 |
1112 |
Can you tell me where the men's room is? |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
104 |
81 |
20 |
3 |
1113 |
Please help me find my way out. You're better at this than I am. |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1114 |
''I guess we'll see if size matters.'' |
1.2500 |
0.05541 |
96 |
77 |
14 |
5 |
1115 |
Please keep in mind this is not about the cheese. |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1116 |
Now you can drive a car, buy liquor, scare all the cats, and get into adult movies...and you're suing US? |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
96 |
76 |
16 |
4 |
1117 |
I'm afraid we're out of Camembert. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
1118 |
But you just peeked over the top! That doesn't count. |
1.2500 |
0.05705 |
92 |
74 |
13 |
5 |
1119 |
We'll still never see eye to eye on the methodology. |
1.2500 |
0.05198 |
100 |
79 |
17 |
4 |
1120 |
Welcome to your new position at the DMV. I think you will fit in well. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
1121 |
The only thing we have available right now is in
pain studies, electroshock dept. |
1.2500 |
0.04944 |
108 |
85 |
19 |
4 |
1122 |
I’m sorry, but you’re not going to enjoy this much if you’re lactose intolerant. |
1.2500 |
0.05306 |
112 |
91 |
14 |
7 |
1123 |
Now that I granted your wish, will you help me find my cubicle? |
1.2500 |
0.04944 |
108 |
85 |
19 |
4 |
1124 |
No one moved your cheese, we just couldn’t afford to replenish due to inflation… |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1125 |
The Gruyère is mine. You can have the cheddar. |
1.2500 |
0.05492 |
92 |
73 |
15 |
4 |
1126 |
Seriously, just tell me where my wallet is. |
1.2500 |
0.04622 |
120 |
94 |
22 |
4 |
1127 |
Ok this time we want you to do it without your GPS app. |
1.2500 |
0.05152 |
112 |
90 |
16 |
6 |
1128 |
Bro, you have every right to be angry, and I know vengeance may seem tempting, but I say it’s in both our self-interest to put that aside for now and get. That. Cheddar. |
1.2500 |
0.05067 |
104 |
82 |
18 |
4 |
1129 |
I've heard that you've been running around on me! |
1.2478 |
0.05111 |
113 |
91 |
16 |
6 |
1130 |
Looks like you're eating up the competition. What's your secret? |
1.2478 |
0.05263 |
113 |
92 |
14 |
7 |
1131 |
No, I've always just been good at micro-management. |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
1132 |
Welcome aboard. Your cubicle is the one with the cheese. |
1.2477 |
0.04728 |
109 |
85 |
21 |
3 |
1133 |
No we don’t allow GPS. |
1.2477 |
0.05074 |
109 |
87 |
17 |
5 |
1134 |
Tenure. |
1.2477 |
0.04728 |
109 |
85 |
21 |
3 |
1135 |
No, I didn’t move your cheese. |
1.2476 |
0.04645 |
105 |
81 |
22 |
2 |
1136 |
Remember, if it's cheddar it's yours, but I get the brie. |
1.2476 |
0.05024 |
105 |
83 |
18 |
4 |
1137 |
Hold on! I need to check my data to see whether you've gotten bigger or I've gotten smaller. |
1.2476 |
0.04838 |
105 |
82 |
20 |
3 |
1138 |
I assume you're the Big Cheese?" |
1.2476 |
0.05544 |
105 |
86 |
12 |
7 |
1139 |
Our research team is downsizing. |
1.2476 |
0.04645 |
105 |
81 |
22 |
2 |
1140 |
Yes, there’s a whole wheel. |
1.2476 |
0.04645 |
105 |
81 |
22 |
2 |
1141 |
Or you can hold the clipboard and I can run through the maz |
1.2476 |
0.05024 |
105 |
83 |
18 |
4 |
1142 |
Good mousie sit. Now stay. |
1.2476 |
0.04838 |
105 |
82 |
20 |
3 |
1143 |
Easy for you maybe. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1144 |
This could be big. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1145 |
I know you're taller than the others, but looking over the sides is cheating, Edgar. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1146 |
I'm afraid your career here has run its course. |
1.2475 |
0.05700 |
101 |
83 |
11 |
7 |
1147 |
Just remember - it’s not a race. |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1148 |
I'm an unpaid intern, so I don't think they make much distinction between us. |
1.2474 |
0.04867 |
97 |
75 |
20 |
2 |
1149 |
Sorry, we don't have any more anabolic steroid studies. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1150 |
You'll be disqualified and receive no cheese if you're observed peeking over the top. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1151 |
Let's see if those steroids have affected your cognitive abilities. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1152 |
No fair peaking over the top, big boy. |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1153 |
I’ll give you a wheel of brie if you help me get out of here. |
1.2474 |
0.04867 |
97 |
75 |
20 |
2 |
1154 |
You seem to have found your way around, welcome aboard. |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1155 |
Yeah, the peer reviews are gonna be brutal. |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1156 |
Believe it or not this is how I navigate to my desk every day. |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
1157 |
Aged Camembert |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
1158 |
Didn’t you see the height sign? |
1.2473 |
0.04498 |
93 |
70 |
23 |
0 |
1159 |
The key to success is to think 'outside the maze' |
1.2473 |
0.04991 |
93 |
72 |
19 |
2 |
1160 |
No, you can’t just climb out… |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
1161 |
This is why you can't work from home. |
1.2472 |
0.05600 |
89 |
71 |
14 |
4 |
1162 |
Don't cheat by looking over the walls. |
1.2472 |
0.05124 |
89 |
69 |
18 |
2 |
1163 |
You're in my lab now, Doctor. |
1.2472 |
0.05124 |
89 |
69 |
18 |
2 |
1164 |
I took the blue pill instead of the cheese. |
1.2472 |
0.05124 |
89 |
69 |
18 |
2 |
1165 |
We call this a cubicle office space. |
1.2472 |
0.05824 |
89 |
72 |
12 |
5 |
1166 |
I was going to ask you the same question. |
1.2472 |
0.05367 |
89 |
70 |
16 |
3 |
1167 |
I’m looking for Brie too! |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1168 |
No idea, really. I just got here myself |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1169 |
I may as well tell you now, this does not turn out well for you. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1170 |
I'm proud to see the personal growth you've achieved through mastering the maze. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1171 |
No I’m sorry. I can’t help you become a kangaroo. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1172 |
We offer great health insurance, match your 401k contribution, and our cheese is imported. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1173 |
The new diabetes medicine has had unusual side effects. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1174 |
And remember,you will only find cheese in the break room. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1175 |
Either way, one of us is a guinea pig. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1176 |
This time, you run the maze and I'll take notes! |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
1177 |
And there is no eating at your desk, it attracts.... |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1178 |
Let me get this straight. You’ve being seeing patients here on my off hours? |
1.2460 |
0.05125 |
126 |
104 |
13 |
9 |
1179 |
I forgot the cheese. |
1.2456 |
0.04915 |
114 |
91 |
18 |
5 |
1180 |
Can you lead me out of here? |
1.2455 |
0.05354 |
110 |
90 |
13 |
7 |
1181 |
I give up. I just don't like cheese. |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
1182 |
I also started in the lab and worked my way up. |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
1183 |
The big cheese is a few turns down the hall. |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1184 |
This isn't working. You have to WANT the cheese. |
1.2453 |
0.04607 |
106 |
82 |
22 |
2 |
1185 |
So, you want me to write down the location of the cheese on this clipboard and bring it back to you? |
1.2453 |
0.04607 |
106 |
82 |
22 |
2 |
1186 |
We decided to eliminate the large pizza at the end of the maze and go back to the small cube of cheese |
1.2453 |
0.04798 |
106 |
83 |
20 |
3 |
1187 |
I’m searching for a martini with blue cheese olives.” |
1.2453 |
0.04798 |
106 |
83 |
20 |
3 |
1188 |
I want to know why this happened and don't give me any hickory dickery, Doc! |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1189 |
I did not spend 20 years of my career developing a robotic mouse for you to demand cheese after every performance test. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1190 |
Experimentation is always about both of us getting a bigger cheese. |
1.2451 |
0.04712 |
102 |
79 |
21 |
2 |
1191 |
I think we’ll cut back on your HGH prescription |
1.2451 |
0.04712 |
102 |
79 |
21 |
2 |
1192 |
I think you'll agree with me that you've grown out of this job |
1.2451 |
0.05818 |
102 |
85 |
9 |
8 |
1193 |
It’s not ironic, it’s cruel, Harlen. |
1.2451 |
0.05474 |
102 |
83 |
13 |
6 |
1194 |
If I do well, can I keep the coat and clipboard? |
1.2451 |
0.05649 |
102 |
84 |
11 |
7 |
1195 |
Combine lab and offices? Brilliant. |
1.2449 |
0.05242 |
98 |
78 |
16 |
4 |
1196 |
How the tables have turned, Doctor |
1.2449 |
0.05037 |
98 |
77 |
18 |
3 |
1197 |
Look, you can't deny ratting on me to the boss-- this has your footprints all over it. Not even mentioning your eternal name-droppings and whiskering about me in the corners of this maze of purgatory. |
1.2449 |
0.05242 |
98 |
78 |
16 |
4 |
1198 |
Can you tell me how to get out of here? |
1.2449 |
0.04601 |
98 |
75 |
22 |
1 |
1199 |
And remember, the most important thing is to have fun! |
1.2449 |
0.05037 |
98 |
77 |
18 |
3 |
1200 |
I swear, if you solve this maze, I'll let you co-author the research paper. |
1.2449 |
0.05037 |
98 |
77 |
18 |
3 |
1201 |
I'm sorry, but you can't use your GPS in this study. |
1.2449 |
0.05242 |
98 |
78 |
16 |
4 |
1202 |
I don’t want to jump to any hasty conclusions, but do you know anything about my missing cheese sandwich? |
1.2449 |
0.05439 |
98 |
79 |
14 |
5 |
1203 |
If you make it through, Wisconsin is yours. |
1.2449 |
0.05037 |
98 |
77 |
18 |
3 |
1204 |
You were right, this does seem kind of pointless. |
1.2449 |
0.05037 |
98 |
77 |
18 |
3 |
1205 |
The bathroom? Go down the hall, then make a right, a left, a left, a right, a left, two rights, another left… |
1.2449 |
0.05242 |
98 |
78 |
16 |
4 |
1206 |
Which way out? That's what I was hoping you'd tell me. |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1207 |
We need to see how the genetic engineering affected intelligence. |
1.2447 |
0.04944 |
94 |
73 |
19 |
2 |
1208 |
Are you quiet quitting too? |
1.2447 |
0.05796 |
94 |
77 |
11 |
6 |
1209 |
Holy shit |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
1210 |
I’m sorry, the genetics lab is down the hall. |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1211 |
So you want to go for drinks after work? |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
1212 |
You look different than you did in our Teams meetings. I didn’t think you’d be so tall. |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
1213 |
So This is how it feels like to be a lab rat, huh? |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
1214 |
If you don't show me the way out, you won't get fed. |
1.2444 |
0.04822 |
90 |
69 |
20 |
1 |
1215 |
Whatever I tell you, I'll still have to kill you. |
1.2444 |
0.05074 |
90 |
70 |
18 |
2 |
1216 |
Maybe we'll find our way out if we work together. |
1.2444 |
0.05978 |
90 |
74 |
10 |
6 |
1217 |
Just take a left, then a right, then a right, then a left, then a right, then a left, then a left, then a left... |
1.2444 |
0.05074 |
90 |
70 |
18 |
2 |
1218 |
And remember,no peeking over the top. |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
1219 |
You’re growing on me. |
1.2444 |
0.05544 |
90 |
72 |
14 |
4 |
1220 |
No size does not disqualify you. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
1221 |
It’s not my fault that The New Yorker keeps posting cartoons involving mice and a maze. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
1222 |
When you get your PHD, THEN I'll go in and you can watch. |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1223 |
Here's a hint...it's all lefts, rights and U-turns. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1224 |
Ace this last test and you’ll be bigger than Mickey! |
1.2432 |
0.04826 |
111 |
88 |
19 |
4 |
1225 |
Come here often? |
1.2430 |
0.04569 |
107 |
83 |
22 |
2 |
1226 |
We feel that you've become too comfortable here |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1227 |
I'll find the cheese if you write the grant. |
1.2430 |
0.05449 |
107 |
88 |
12 |
7 |
1228 |
You ate the release form |
1.2430 |
0.04940 |
107 |
85 |
18 |
4 |
1229 |
Well, isn't this an interesting turn of events! |
1.2430 |
0.05285 |
107 |
87 |
14 |
6 |
1230 |
Don't be embarrassed.
I DESIGNED it and can't find my way out. |
1.2427 |
0.05426 |
103 |
84 |
13 |
6 |
1231 |
No idea. Maybe I'll just follow you? |
1.2427 |
0.05063 |
103 |
82 |
17 |
4 |
1232 |
No. You are not allowed to look over the partitions. |
1.2427 |
0.05426 |
103 |
84 |
13 |
6 |
1233 |
So you’re the mouse that came from the Human Growth Hormone study. |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
1234 |
You were right about the side effects. |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
1235 |
Management traded you to NASA for two hamsters and a gerbil. |
1.2427 |
0.04871 |
103 |
81 |
19 |
3 |
1236 |
You said you'd do it if I did. |
1.2427 |
0.04672 |
103 |
80 |
21 |
2 |
1237 |
This is my office, not the lab. |
1.2427 |
0.04672 |
103 |
80 |
21 |
2 |
1238 |
Don’t look at me, I was hoping you knew the way out of here! |
1.2427 |
0.05063 |
103 |
82 |
17 |
4 |
1239 |
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car warranty |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1240 |
I guess we’re both in the rat race. |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1241 |
We're going to test whether the growth hormone affected your ability to solve a labyrinth. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1242 |
I have to tell you that we've moved your cheese. |
1.2424 |
0.05759 |
99 |
82 |
10 |
7 |
1243 |
There is a charcuterie board at the exit. You should be able to find your way. |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1244 |
For the last time, I don't know who moved your cheese! |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1245 |
We needed a larger sample size for the experiment. |
1.2421 |
0.05122 |
95 |
75 |
17 |
3 |
1246 |
This research project will never get done if you keep eating the other mice. |
1.2421 |
0.05337 |
95 |
76 |
15 |
4 |
1247 |
OK, we'll give you weekends off, increase your ration of peanut butter to three times per day, and no more domestic Gruyère. Now please, show me the way out of here! |
1.2421 |
0.05122 |
95 |
75 |
17 |
3 |
1248 |
Pass this and I can get you in to the Yale laboratories. |
1.2421 |
0.05122 |
95 |
75 |
17 |
3 |
1249 |
I thought you knew the way! |
1.2421 |
0.05122 |
95 |
75 |
17 |
3 |
1250 |
"Not to stereotype here, but I'm assuming you know the way out? |
1.2418 |
0.05263 |
91 |
72 |
16 |
3 |
1251 |
PITA insists that I offer you brie or gouda. |
1.2418 |
0.05490 |
91 |
73 |
14 |
4 |
1252 |
Wow, it really is a rat race. |
1.2418 |
0.05490 |
91 |
73 |
14 |
4 |
1253 |
Can you show me the way out of here? |
1.2418 |
0.05490 |
91 |
73 |
14 |
4 |
1254 |
What do you mean I can't take my clipboard and pen in there with me? |
1.2418 |
0.05263 |
91 |
72 |
16 |
3 |
1255 |
That’s right, I’m Cheese |
1.2418 |
0.04776 |
91 |
70 |
20 |
1 |
1256 |
I am seeking asylum. Take me to your leader.” |
1.2418 |
0.05918 |
91 |
75 |
10 |
6 |
1257 |
You must have the wrong address. This is the Mickey Maze Clubhouse. |
1.2418 |
0.05490 |
91 |
73 |
14 |
4 |
1258 |
Seriously, quit following me. It ruins the test. |
1.2414 |
0.04895 |
87 |
67 |
19 |
1 |
1259 |
I’m starting to get the feeling we’re both trapped inside an allegory. |
1.2414 |
0.04682 |
116 |
92 |
20 |
4 |
1260 |
So what have you been eating?! |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
1261 |
I’m lost. Do you know the way out? |
1.2414 |
0.04895 |
87 |
67 |
19 |
1 |
1262 |
If you’re so smart, explain what happened to me! |
1.2414 |
0.05161 |
87 |
68 |
17 |
2 |
1263 |
Restroom? |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1264 |
Assessment Question 4: 'Which did you notice first, (A) that you can understand what I am saying or (B) that we are the same size?' |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1265 |
Thanks a lot. You pressed the wrong lever. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1266 |
This doesn't change anything. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1267 |
ChatGPT recommended this way for a rewarding career, but I feel like I’m getting no where… |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1268 |
Look, I checked it myself. It's do-able. |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
1269 |
🐭: “May I ask Mr. Tolman what the reward is before I complete the maze?” |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
1270 |
Okay, Okay. I heard you! You can stop roaring now!!!! |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1271 |
Your contribution to science has been huge. |
1.2407 |
0.04533 |
108 |
84 |
22 |
2 |
1272 |
'You must be mistaking me for James Cagney. I never said "You dirty rat." |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1273 |
You may have outgrown this game. |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
1274 |
Welcome to the “big and tall” maze - good luck. |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
1275 |
I'll be following your progress very closely. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1276 |
I smell a rat |
1.2400 |
0.04740 |
100 |
78 |
20 |
2 |
1277 |
Your weight in cheese if you can show me the way through! |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1278 |
I swear to you sir, I was not the one who moved your cheese. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1279 |
Governor DeSantis is waiting for you at the end of the maze. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1280 |
the rest are all working from home |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1281 |
No. Directions were not included in your orientation packet. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1282 |
You tell me what you found, first. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1283 |
Keep going. You'll find the whey. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1284 |
You don't look like a Minotaur |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1285 |
I bet you think it's funny that I can't find the way out. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1286 |
Yes -- Maze Whisperer |
1.2396 |
0.04623 |
96 |
74 |
21 |
1 |
1287 |
It looks simpler from above |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1288 |
I don't care how big you are. Run the maze" |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1289 |
Ok, I'll admit, that is way harder than it looks. |
1.2396 |
0.04854 |
96 |
75 |
19 |
2 |
1290 |
Maze Designer? No.. sorry. My MD stands for something else. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1291 |
Well, just make it look hard. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1292 |
Ok, make a right then a left then 2 rights. You find the cheese, we head out for beers in 5 minutes. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1293 |
‘Well, if I show you how to do it, you won’t learn, now wil you?’ |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1294 |
Your objective here is to spend up to eight hours, wandering through the maze, not finding the cheese, then making a beeline out when the clock strikes five. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1295 |
You're not allowed to peek over the top. |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
1296 |
One more time isn't going to kill you. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1297 |
I'm sorry, but we ran out of ideas. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1298 |
No, it's actually cubicles, your new workspace. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1299 |
I expect to wake up soon, but while we have some time,
I'd like to ask you a few questions about cheese. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1300 |
No, it wasn't rigged, you just lost |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1301 |
Then I demanded that my boss give me a big experiment. |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
1302 |
No, this is not the way to San Jose. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1303 |
Have you tried using Waze? |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1304 |
It’s not a rat race per se… |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
1305 |
I’m just as lost as you are. |
1.2386 |
0.05110 |
88 |
69 |
17 |
2 |
1306 |
We've lost the human resources department in there and would like you to find them. |
1.2386 |
0.05598 |
88 |
71 |
13 |
4 |
1307 |
Right at Cheddar Court,
left at Limburger Lane…? |
1.2386 |
0.05826 |
88 |
72 |
11 |
5 |
1308 |
Are you lost? |
1.2386 |
0.06259 |
88 |
74 |
7 |
7 |
1309 |
Is your GPS broken? |
1.2386 |
0.05598 |
88 |
71 |
13 |
4 |
1310 |
Yes, I understand that the cubicles are "triggering" you, Marcus... |
1.2386 |
0.05110 |
88 |
69 |
17 |
2 |
1311 |
Look at me. You've got this! |
1.2386 |
0.05359 |
88 |
70 |
15 |
3 |
1312 |
Your first day too, huh? |
1.2386 |
0.05826 |
88 |
72 |
11 |
5 |
1313 |
Don’t look at me, I just buy the cheese |
1.2386 |
0.04847 |
88 |
68 |
19 |
1 |
1314 |
I hate when I have this nightmare. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1315 |
Do you have a reservation? |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1316 |
You're way off base. These are the office cubicles. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1317 |
Pay attention. There's a limit of 6 mound visits. |
1.2381 |
0.04972 |
84 |
65 |
18 |
1 |
1318 |
I've seen you find the end hundreds of times, but now that I'm down here you forget? |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1319 |
I don't remember either. |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
1320 |
I’m concerned about peer review. |
1.2381 |
0.04972 |
84 |
65 |
18 |
1 |
1321 |
Well, it looks like those new hormones are working. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1322 |
We'll just pretend that it's perfectly normal that either I'm a tiny man in a lab coat or you're a life size rat and this maze we're standing in is beside the point. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1323 |
Yes, that's exactly how I feel in this job. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1324 |
Of course, no peeking over the walls. |
1.2381 |
0.04675 |
84 |
64 |
20 |
0 |
1325 |
hello |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1326 |
You often feel lost and directionless? Yeah, me too. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1327 |
And so you’re absolutely sure there actually IS cheese in here somewhere? |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
1328 |
I’m starting to think I’m not the one running this experiment. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
1329 |
After downsizing, managers must also do legwork |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
1330 |
You’re too big to play with the children’s toys. . |
1.2381 |
0.04972 |
84 |
65 |
18 |
1 |
1331 |
NO, You CANNOT just climb over the walls, what's up with you New Yorkers! |
1.2381 |
0.05501 |
105 |
87 |
11 |
7 |
1332 |
I was hoping you could help me find my office. |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1333 |
Camembert is on the aisle three. |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
1334 |
This time to get the cheese you're going to have to tackle the lab assistant. |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1335 |
Remember, using GPS is cheating. |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
1336 |
I’m sorry. No cheese until you sign the disclaimers. |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
1337 |
not again |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
1338 |
Remember, no fair looking over the walls. |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
1339 |
I understand your new to the company; but you'll have to find your cubicle on your own. |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
1340 |
The position has been filled. |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
1341 |
We’re in this together, alright? |
1.2375 |
0.04788 |
80 |
61 |
19 |
0 |
1342 |
The bathroom's left, then right, then left, then left again, then left, then right, and then right after that. |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
1343 |
The diet pill experiments were a failure. We're letting you go. |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
1344 |
You're big enough to know the rules by now... |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
1345 |
Find the cubicle with the employee who is in the office today. |
1.2375 |
0.06225 |
80 |
66 |
9 |
5 |
1346 |
But the job comes with full dental plan |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
1347 |
One of us is on LSD. |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
1348 |
I think you need to talk to the Big Cheese. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1349 |
No, you cannot tickle me with your whiskers. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1350 |
OK, remember this time, please. It's right, left, left, right,right, left, right,right left, let,left, right, out. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1351 |
The rest rooms are located at end of maze. |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
1352 |
I'm sorry, I'm lost too. |
1.2371 |
0.04582 |
97 |
75 |
21 |
1 |
1353 |
Well, I realize it must be getting monotonous,
but you can't say you haven't been well fed. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1354 |
Ironically enough I am the Big Cheese. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1355 |
So, what do you say if we ask for pizza instead of cheese? |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1356 |
You lead the way; I’ll follow. |
1.2371 |
0.04582 |
97 |
75 |
21 |
1 |
1357 |
With virtual reality we can now experience the maze from your perspective |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1358 |
They remain open to negotiations. Camembert, muenster and brie are definitely a "no". Gouda is a reach. Good news? Gouda, cheddar and monterey jack are still on the table. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1359 |
Looks like you have a nose for this sort of thing |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
1360 |
Sorry, I'm just a junior researcher. You'll need to speak with the Big Cheese. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1361 |
I too am tired of the rat race. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1362 |
Go wherever the hell you want. |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
1363 |
Excuse me, which way is the exit? |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1364 |
Yes, we do need to talk about your lab results. |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1365 |
It would seem you've found all the cheese. |
1.2366 |
0.04930 |
93 |
73 |
18 |
2 |
1366 |
Sorry, but no. I can’t allow you to work from home.” |
1.2364 |
0.05154 |
110 |
90 |
14 |
6 |
1367 |
We aren't there yet, are we? |
1.2364 |
0.04644 |
110 |
87 |
20 |
3 |
1368 |
Our findings indicate you’ve had more than enough cheese. |
1.2360 |
0.05767 |
89 |
73 |
11 |
5 |
1369 |
Play to win. |
1.2360 |
0.04800 |
89 |
69 |
19 |
1 |
1370 |
The goal of this study is to show me out. |
1.2360 |
0.05059 |
89 |
70 |
17 |
2 |
1371 |
I'm sorry, but the cheese you seek is on backorder. |
1.2360 |
0.05059 |
89 |
70 |
17 |
2 |
1372 |
Thanks, Steve. You really know your way around this office! |
1.2360 |
0.05305 |
89 |
71 |
15 |
3 |
1373 |
What do you mean “I’ll race you?” |
1.2360 |
0.05305 |
89 |
71 |
15 |
3 |
1374 |
There is no way out...I followed Trump in here. |
1.2360 |
0.05767 |
89 |
73 |
11 |
5 |
1375 |
They said they'd be right back, but then that was three days ago. |
1.2360 |
0.05305 |
89 |
71 |
15 |
3 |
1376 |
The bathrooms are unispecies |
1.2360 |
0.05305 |
89 |
71 |
15 |
3 |
1377 |
Can you point me to the exit please? |
1.2360 |
0.04526 |
89 |
68 |
21 |
0 |
1378 |
One last time. It's very simple. Go to Finance, get the TPS report and take it to Accounting. They'll give you a chit which you'll bring back to me. |
1.2360 |
0.05984 |
89 |
74 |
9 |
6 |
1379 |
I feel it is my duty at this point to explain to you the health benefits of vegetarianism. |
1.2360 |
0.04800 |
89 |
69 |
19 |
1 |
1380 |
Yes,the growth hormone results are back but now we need to check if you’re still meek. |
1.2360 |
0.05305 |
89 |
71 |
15 |
3 |
1381 |
Your test results are in. |
1.2358 |
0.04556 |
106 |
83 |
21 |
2 |
1382 |
Yes, boss. |
1.2358 |
0.04556 |
106 |
83 |
21 |
2 |
1383 |
You can do it. |
1.2358 |
0.04556 |
106 |
83 |
21 |
2 |
1384 |
Gruyere?? You're gonna have to make do with good old American. |
1.2358 |
0.04556 |
106 |
83 |
21 |
2 |
1385 |
Can you tell me where the bathroom is? |
1.2353 |
0.04862 |
102 |
81 |
18 |
3 |
1386 |
What the hell was in that cheese? |
1.2353 |
0.05428 |
102 |
84 |
12 |
6 |
1387 |
It doesn’t feel like a rat race |
1.2353 |
0.05246 |
102 |
83 |
14 |
5 |
1388 |
Big cheese is already taken, try another login name.” |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
1389 |
Perhaps I would do a better job if the reward were Merlot, instead of cheese. |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
1390 |
Mind if I tail you to the exit? |
1.2353 |
0.04862 |
102 |
81 |
18 |
3 |
1391 |
Rats! I was just going to ask YOU for help! |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
1392 |
Okay, so you want a different cheese? |
1.2353 |
0.04862 |
102 |
81 |
18 |
3 |
1393 |
The question is not why,but how. |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
1394 |
This had better work...I can't get downsized again. |
1.2353 |
0.04922 |
85 |
66 |
18 |
1 |
1395 |
I hear it's Stilton today. |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
1396 |
I didn’t volunteer either! |
1.2353 |
0.05058 |
102 |
82 |
16 |
4 |
1397 |
I think I’m gonna need some more cheese. |
1.2353 |
0.04922 |
85 |
66 |
18 |
1 |
1398 |
: "Sorry it took me so long." |
1.2353 |
0.05712 |
85 |
69 |
12 |
4 |
1399 |
Uh... listen, Minnie, the lipstick testing doesn't require an actual kiss. |
1.2353 |
0.05428 |
102 |
84 |
12 |
6 |
1400 |
Can you help me get out of here? |
1.2348 |
0.04991 |
115 |
94 |
15 |
6 |
1401 |
There's cheese if you can get us out of here. |
1.2347 |
0.05580 |
98 |
81 |
11 |
6 |
1402 |
Your cubicle is the one with the big morsel of cheese next to the PC monitor. Welcome aboard. |
1.2347 |
0.04983 |
98 |
78 |
17 |
3 |
1403 |
The bathroom? Take your third right and 17th left. |
1.2347 |
0.05389 |
98 |
80 |
13 |
5 |
1404 |
I was hoping to follow you out of here." |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
1405 |
It sucks to be the assistant to Doctor Moreau. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
1406 |
You now the drill. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
1407 |
You're right. In the future, sharp cheddar might be easier to follow. |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
1408 |
Look, I've already told you: we can't keep meeting like this. My wife said I shouted "You're a-MAZ-ing" in my sleep last night. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
1409 |
This is embarrassing. You’re looking for the way out and I would’ve been satisfied to find the cafeteria. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
1410 |
You really amaze me! |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
1411 |
Tables turned, huh? |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
1412 |
You might want to rethink your reward. |
1.2340 |
0.04644 |
94 |
73 |
20 |
1 |
1413 |
It's down the hall and on the left. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
1414 |
I am sorry, Dr. Fauci has retired |
1.2340 |
0.04884 |
94 |
74 |
18 |
2 |
1415 |
This time, bring my colleague back alive. |
1.2340 |
0.04884 |
94 |
74 |
18 |
2 |
1416 |
You’re the new elephant in the room? |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
1417 |
We'll build you a bigger maze. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
1418 |
By mistake, we gave you Arnold Schwarzenegger's steroids. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
1419 |
So...uh...do you know how to get to the exit? |
1.2340 |
0.04884 |
94 |
74 |
18 |
2 |
1420 |
You have the advantage: I can't smell cheese |
1.2340 |
0.04884 |
94 |
74 |
18 |
2 |
1421 |
I seem to have left my phone in there. I hear you are good at mazes. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
1422 |
The only way out is through. |
1.2340 |
0.04644 |
94 |
73 |
20 |
1 |
1423 |
We’re going to have to switch your diet somewhat…. No more of that grain. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1424 |
I don't know. Iwas counting on you! |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1425 |
I'm still not convinced this isn't my cubicle. |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
1426 |
Didn't I see you in The Princess Bride? |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1427 |
This is for Contest #850, the grim reaper playing guitar. Last week's issue was delivered late.
"You're playing the wrong changes on the bridge." |
1.2333 |
0.06130 |
90 |
76 |
7 |
7 |
1428 |
We offer cheese as end of task incentives |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1429 |
I ate the cheese. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1430 |
You must be looking for the growth hormone lab next door”
Jeffrey Manly
Toront |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1431 |
True, the pay is low and it's not very challenging but it's nice, clean work. |
1.2333 |
0.04754 |
90 |
70 |
19 |
1 |
1432 |
I know it's crazy, but I love you. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1433 |
Mr. Disney says that all potential Mouseketeers have to take this test. |
1.2333 |
0.05923 |
90 |
75 |
9 |
6 |
1434 |
Unfortunately, you’ve been downsized. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1435 |
I think it’s time to call the circus. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1436 |
Sorry sir, you're late for the rat race. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1437 |
Now, tell me, where did you hide Governor DeSantis? |
1.2330 |
0.05554 |
103 |
86 |
10 |
7 |
1438 |
Thanks! I never knew why Labyrinth, Inc. needed a mascot until I started working here. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1439 |
.. and you think YOU'RE confused? |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
1440 |
Yes, I know it's a big deal. It's always a big deal for you. |
1.2326 |
0.05145 |
86 |
68 |
16 |
2 |
1441 |
Maybe ten ounces? For ten ounces of cheese would you show me the way to the exit? |
1.2326 |
0.04872 |
86 |
67 |
18 |
1 |
1442 |
It’s a challenging starter home just right for a young single not sure where he’s going. |
1.2326 |
0.05145 |
86 |
68 |
16 |
2 |
1443 |
Hi! Can you share the cheese? I forgot my lunch today. |
1.2326 |
0.04872 |
86 |
67 |
18 |
1 |
1444 |
No, you can't get there from here. |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
1445 |
Your right. This is much harder than it looks from above. |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
1446 |
Well, at least the AI overlord has a sense of humor. |
1.2326 |
0.05145 |
86 |
68 |
16 |
2 |
1447 |
Many patients prefer this to the paperwork. |
1.2323 |
0.04938 |
99 |
79 |
17 |
3 |
1448 |
Let me show you to your cubicle. |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
1449 |
What are we doing today Brain? |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
1450 |
Done already ? |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
1451 |
I make a point of trying to see things from my subject's perspective. |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
1452 |
What do you mean you don't know the way? |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1453 |
...it's a classic novel by John Steinbeck. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
1454 |
Show me the way outa here, and I promise to get you a better gig!" |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
1455 |
I warned them this experiment was reductive. |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
1456 |
It turns out our cheese supplier was adding steroids and not reporting it. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
1457 |
Your friends are all in front of a slumlord’s building protesting |
1.2316 |
0.04838 |
95 |
75 |
18 |
2 |
1458 |
Help me out, I’ve been lost in here for hours. |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
1459 |
I'd suggest cutting down on the Carbs! |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
1460 |
The prizes are crap. All I got was a pen and this stupid clipboard. |
1.2316 |
0.05489 |
95 |
78 |
12 |
5 |
1461 |
You did great, Gerald. Now let’s try it without RatGBT. |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
1462 |
You were once a human scientist, too? |
1.2316 |
0.04838 |
95 |
75 |
18 |
2 |
1463 |
Every year, I feel a little more diminished in my role. |
1.2316 |
0.04601 |
95 |
74 |
20 |
1 |
1464 |
We have no openings now, but we'll keep your application on file. |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
1465 |
Down the hall by the elevator. You don't need a key. |
1.2315 |
0.04671 |
108 |
86 |
19 |
3 |
1466 |
I'm sorry, but I thought height finally didn't matter? |
1.2315 |
0.04671 |
108 |
86 |
19 |
3 |
1467 |
This time we're not increasing the size of the cheese. |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
1468 |
I’ll follow YOU |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
1469 |
It's very simple. Go big, or go home. |
1.2308 |
0.05061 |
117 |
97 |
13 |
7 |
1470 |
Think of it as your life’s mission. |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
1471 |
I know you finished first, but you were disqualified for climbing over the walls. |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
1472 |
You want me to do whaaaattt? |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
1473 |
Again, no, I did not move your cheese. You’ve eaten both twenty-pound wheels. |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
1474 |
You're pushing it with the Comté. Now, I might be able to get you a nice Pecorino. |
1.2308 |
0.04579 |
104 |
82 |
20 |
2 |
1475 |
So, you don't remember seeing the other mice in here? |
1.2308 |
0.04708 |
91 |
71 |
19 |
1 |
1476 |
Yes, I'll give you the clipboard but not the whitecoat. |
1.2308 |
0.05137 |
78 |
61 |
16 |
1 |
1477 |
Which way was it to the bathroom again? |
1.2308 |
0.05137 |
78 |
61 |
16 |
1 |
1478 |
Well done. I clearly see you found the ‘eat me’ cheese; now, to course correct, let’s see if you can find the ‘drink me’ potion. |
1.2308 |
0.06560 |
78 |
66 |
6 |
6 |
1479 |
It’s not that we don’t appreciate your past contributions, it’s that you’ve outgrown your amazing ability to feel trapped. |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1480 |
Pavlov's not here. |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
1481 |
OK, so the tables are turned, but you need to know I'm lactose intolerant. |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
1482 |
Yes, you can pick any cubicle except mine. |
1.2308 |
0.04779 |
104 |
83 |
18 |
3 |
1483 |
Again, I’m not the cheese. |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1484 |
This puzzle is bigger than the both of us. |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
1485 |
I guess you decided to go big instead of go home. |
1.2308 |
0.05137 |
78 |
61 |
16 |
1 |
1486 |
I dunno, I thought you knew the way out! Last thing I remember was volunteering for the miniaturized lab worker experiment. |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
1487 |
I'm sorry, the Big Cheese is nowhere to be found. |
1.2308 |
0.04961 |
91 |
72 |
17 |
2 |
1488 |
You finally won. |
1.2308 |
0.05651 |
91 |
75 |
11 |
5 |
1489 |
Which way to the cafeteria? |
1.2308 |
0.05651 |
91 |
75 |
11 |
5 |
1490 |
We all hope to learn your exit strategy |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
1491 |
Yes, it's a BIG CHEESE. |
1.2300 |
0.04683 |
100 |
79 |
19 |
2 |
1492 |
Look, if I knew where the cheese was do you think I’d still be here? |
1.2300 |
0.05478 |
100 |
83 |
11 |
6 |
1493 |
True, you did well in previous Cartoon Caption Contests but you have grown so much you won't be able to squeeze through the labyrinth. |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
1494 |
It's not fair, you can see over the maze" |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
1495 |
What do you mean, you can't find your cubicle? |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
1496 |
Now let's see if your problem solving skills have improved. |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
1497 |
Yes I did move your cheese. Now you must find it. Get going! |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
1498 |
It was the brie. The cheddar had no effect at all. |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
1499 |
I’ve been here for a week and still haven’t found my office. |
1.2299 |
0.04823 |
87 |
68 |
18 |
1 |
1500 |
Thank you for showing up in person. Unfortunately, the cheese is working remotely today. |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
1501 |
Yes, your suspicions are correct. The cheese at the end of all the mazes was heavily laced with growth hormone, but its not our fault you eat like a pig on holiday. |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
1502 |
Think of it as an escape room with no escape. |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
1503 |
Our new policy is that we need you back in the maze at least 3 days a week. |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
1504 |
I'm getting too old for this. |
1.2292 |
0.04559 |
96 |
75 |
20 |
1 |
1505 |
I'll tell you where the cheese is if you show me the way out. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
1506 |
Yes. You have to find 'The Big Cheese'" |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
1507 |
Do you need me to tell you the directions again? |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
1508 |
There must be some kind of way out of here. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
1509 |
It’s easier if you carry a clipboard |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
1510 |
No fair looking up! |
1.2292 |
0.04559 |
96 |
75 |
20 |
1 |
1511 |
No, you were supposed to remember the first three turns! |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
1512 |
Your task is to find the copy machine. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
1513 |
There's no charge for any cheese encountered, but by entering you agree to allow your whereabouts to be tracked. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
1514 |
I’m trying to get to LaGuardia, do you know the way? |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
1515 |
My colleague is at the other end. If you can make it, you can eat her. |
1.2289 |
0.04640 |
83 |
64 |
19 |
0 |
1516 |
Yes, those on the placebo use a smaller maze.” |
1.2289 |
0.04946 |
83 |
65 |
17 |
1 |
1517 |
Cubicles, mazes, they're pretty much the same thing. |
1.2289 |
0.04640 |
83 |
64 |
19 |
0 |
1518 |
If this is a dream, it is mine or yours? |
1.2289 |
0.05235 |
83 |
66 |
15 |
2 |
1519 |
So this is what happens when you give a mouse a cookie." |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
1520 |
Get me out of here and you get all the cheese you want. |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
1521 |
I know my body's shrunk, but my brain will still win it. |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
1522 |
You've found enough cheese. Now, get lost. |
1.2289 |
0.05769 |
83 |
68 |
11 |
4 |
1523 |
Nice try, but I’m lactose intolerant. |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
1524 |
I'm getting tired of the rat race |
1.2286 |
0.04738 |
105 |
84 |
18 |
3 |
1525 |
And let me know if you see my cubicle. It's the one with the Jerry Garcia poster. |
1.2286 |
0.06163 |
70 |
57 |
10 |
3 |
1526 |
Boy, THAT didn't work... |
1.2286 |
0.04541 |
105 |
83 |
20 |
2 |
1527 |
Well, it took me three days. I’m sure you’ll be faster. |
1.2286 |
0.04738 |
105 |
84 |
18 |
3 |
1528 |
Yeah, I think they may have exaggerated their understanding of "Flowers for Algernon" |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
1529 |
Sorry, no more mouse games in Florida. |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
1530 |
Don't feel trapped! You're free to go! |
1.2283 |
0.04663 |
92 |
72 |
19 |
1 |
1531 |
Honey I Shrunk the Lab Scientist |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
1532 |
Do you know the way out? |
1.2283 |
0.04663 |
92 |
72 |
19 |
1 |
1533 |
I didn’t take ‘the Rat Race’ literally either—at first. |
1.2283 |
0.05595 |
92 |
76 |
11 |
5 |
1534 |
I wish I could help look for the cheese but I’m lactose intolerant. |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
1535 |
I'm sorry you couldn't find it, Gerald, but the truth is that the cheese was within you all along. |
1.2283 |
0.05595 |
92 |
76 |
11 |
5 |
1536 |
Here’s a hint: turn right. |
1.2283 |
0.04400 |
92 |
71 |
21 |
0 |
1537 |
Have you tried eating less cheese? |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
1538 |
We intended to do the maze experiment before the shrinking experiment but my assistant goofed. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
1539 |
It looks like you collected all the rewards without doing the work. |
1.2283 |
0.04663 |
92 |
72 |
19 |
1 |
1540 |
Now I see what you've been going through! |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
1541 |
This place is kind of a maze. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
1542 |
You look like you know your way around here. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
1543 |
I knew rats were a problem in New York City but this is a bit much” |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
1544 |
This change in perspective does make your rat race seem less fun than I'd imagined. |
1.2281 |
0.04323 |
114 |
90 |
22 |
2 |
1545 |
I'm working to be on your level. |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
1546 |
OK,Drop the clipboard and see how fast you can do it. |
1.2278 |
0.05079 |
79 |
62 |
16 |
1 |
1547 |
Last question: are you able to identify the region of the Gruyere? |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
1548 |
The growth hormone treatment has been a success. Now we see if the A.I. implants work. |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
1549 |
Frankly, I've always been in the size doesn't matter camp. |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
1550 |
have you grown or have I shrunk? |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
1551 |
Who stole our cheese? |
1.2277 |
0.04642 |
101 |
80 |
19 |
2 |
1552 |
Yes. I admit it. I cut the cheese. Good luck. |
1.2277 |
0.04642 |
101 |
80 |
19 |
2 |
1553 |
The cartoon contest is fixed so don't bother." |
1.2277 |
0.05243 |
101 |
83 |
13 |
5 |
1554 |
I'm also lost! |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
1555 |
I was really hoping that you knew the way out of here!" |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
1556 |
Two lefts and then a right? |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
1557 |
I think we’re lost? |
1.2273 |
0.04493 |
88 |
68 |
20 |
0 |
1558 |
I think I need your help in getting out of here |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
1559 |
No, we do not supply you with maps |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
1560 |
Go right, left, left and right to leave your specimens at the counter and hurry back. |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
1561 |
Your desk is three over and two down. |
1.2273 |
0.04775 |
88 |
69 |
18 |
1 |
1562 |
Well, we didn’t actually move it. It was never there to begin with. |
1.2273 |
0.04775 |
88 |
69 |
18 |
1 |
1563 |
It's part of the new employee training program. |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
1564 |
Do you realize that if you stand on tip-toe and look over the wall, you will be disqualified? |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
1565 |
We both need to get out of here. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1566 |
Take your time. It's not a race. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1567 |
Thank you for your application but as far as test subjects are concerned, you’re a bit of an anomaly. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1568 |
I was hoping you could tell me... |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1569 |
I didn't know what they meant by downsizing until today. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1570 |
I feel like we’re trapped like a something in a something |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1571 |
OK, now do it without the clipboard. |
1.2264 |
0.05240 |
106 |
88 |
12 |
6 |
1572 |
How do I get out? |
1.2262 |
0.05706 |
84 |
69 |
11 |
4 |
1573 |
Let me stand on your shoulders, and you can have all the cheese you want. |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
1574 |
I'm going to have to let you go. The grant renewal wasn't funded. |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
1575 |
Can you lead me to the grant funding? |
1.2262 |
0.04895 |
84 |
66 |
17 |
1 |
1576 |
'I have this recurring nightmare ' |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
1577 |
Do you have any idea how hard it was to find you? |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
1578 |
They're called cubicles. There's no cheese. |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
1579 |
What fresh hell is this? |
1.2262 |
0.04895 |
84 |
66 |
17 |
1 |
1580 |
Our study is sponsored by the NFL, mostly the linebackers. |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
1581 |
How'd I do this time? |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
1582 |
You are not allowed to climb on or over the walls to find the cheese. |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
1583 |
Dr. Godot? No, I'm Dr. Joseph Garcin. |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
1584 |
So you're also a behavioral scientist? |
1.2262 |
0.05952 |
84 |
70 |
9 |
5 |
1585 |
This felt morally fine when I was looking down at you |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
1586 |
You tell me. |
1.2262 |
0.05706 |
84 |
69 |
11 |
4 |
1587 |
Good morning. We'll have plenty of work for you as these New Yorker cartoonists seem obsessed with mouse mazes. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
1588 |
Find the Golden Parachute |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
1589 |
My other lab experiment is a little more interesting. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
1590 |
Yes, your cheese portion will increase in relation to your increasing height and weight |
1.2258 |
0.04619 |
93 |
73 |
19 |
1 |
1591 |
Beat my time and the job is yours. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
1592 |
Obviously,you've already had enough cheese. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
1593 |
Your job is to find the cheese, Alice, not redefine the paradigm of our relationship. Don't make me come down here again. Also, can you show me out? I always get lost in these things. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
1594 |
Now just make sure you do it better than Robert's AI thingy. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
1595 |
How have you never seen an episode of "Undercover Boss?" |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
1596 |
I'm sorry, Billy Corgan, none of this is real. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
1597 |
Don't say it's the same old, same old. You're bigger than that. |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1598 |
Clearly, the Maze Diet is not working for you. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1599 |
I don't know where to begin. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
1600 |
Whoever told you, "The reward is in the journey, not the destination." is full of BS. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
1601 |
I didn’t expect to run into YOU here! |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
1602 |
Before searching for cheese, do you have time for a short survey? |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
1603 |
It’s a - mazing you were able to find your way out! |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
1604 |
If you mess this up, I lose my research funding and we’re both out of a job. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
1605 |
Some say the store brand cheese reward tastes just as good or better. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
1606 |
I’m feeling very uncomfortable with this sudden turn of events |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
1607 |
Have you been into my Scotts Plant aFood |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
1608 |
Working with vermin diminishes me. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
1609 |
are you fulfilled by this? |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
1610 |
Actually I'm the big cheese around here. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
1611 |
If you help, I’m willing to offer half of our cheese winnings. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
1612 |
So, now that it’s my turn, do you want the lab coat and clipboard?” |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
1613 |
You should see Schrodinger's cat... |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
1614 |
Well, you tell me. You're supposed to be the expert. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
1615 |
Where the hell is George? I can't find him anywhere. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
1616 |
Well you're obviously very good at this |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
1617 |
This quit being an experiment 2 hours ago, it’s a competition now. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
1618 |
I didn't like the idea of "double blind" either. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
1619 |
We're competing for a corner office. |
1.2245 |
0.04707 |
98 |
78 |
18 |
2 |
1620 |
Your mission, should you accept it,will be to discover why humans agree to work here. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1621 |
One of us has to find a way out. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1622 |
Who is studying who here? |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1623 |
For some reason, they call me Mickey also. |
1.2237 |
0.05493 |
76 |
61 |
13 |
2 |
1624 |
Unfortunately, I'm following your lead. |
1.2237 |
0.05164 |
76 |
60 |
15 |
1 |
1625 |
Your internship is funded by Pellet Grants. |
1.2237 |
0.05803 |
76 |
62 |
11 |
3 |
1626 |
You take a left then an immediate right. No, wait, it’s the second right. Then, no, I think you start with a right then it’s two lefts. Yes, that’s it. I’m pretty sure. Just follow your nose. You can’t miss it. |
1.2237 |
0.05803 |
76 |
62 |
11 |
3 |
1627 |
We need someone to help us with the signage. |
1.2237 |
0.05164 |
76 |
60 |
15 |
1 |
1628 |
Welcome to the blind study |
1.2237 |
0.05803 |
76 |
62 |
11 |
3 |
1629 |
Are you my mommy? |
1.2237 |
0.05164 |
76 |
60 |
15 |
1 |
1630 |
Our employees like to find their own path. |
1.2237 |
0.06098 |
76 |
63 |
9 |
4 |
1631 |
I honestly can’t tell if I’m in your world or you’re in mine. |
1.2237 |
0.06098 |
76 |
63 |
9 |
4 |
1632 |
My wife is getting suspicious. |
1.2237 |
0.05493 |
76 |
61 |
13 |
2 |
1633 |
In order to receive credit for the course, you must return here with the cheese in tact. |
1.2237 |
0.05164 |
76 |
60 |
15 |
1 |
1634 |
So who’s the mouse in the room? |
1.2237 |
0.05493 |
76 |
61 |
13 |
2 |
1635 |
I'm just going to file this under "Amazing" if that's okay with you. |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
1636 |
You are what is known as a "nonplayer" in the scientific literature. |
1.2235 |
0.04844 |
85 |
67 |
17 |
1 |
1637 |
Don't give up. You have a huge advantage! |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
1638 |
Well,the cheese stands alone. |
1.2235 |
0.04844 |
85 |
67 |
17 |
1 |
1639 |
You want me to do what with this clip board? |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
1640 |
Martin! I thought you were in the atrium with Harvey. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
1641 |
We’ve had much better results since we switched from cheese to PTO. |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
1642 |
If you promise not to cheat by peeking over the walls, I'll spring for the gourmet cheddar. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
1643 |
Good news: The growth hormone works. Bad news: The cat got into your bowl! |
1.2234 |
0.06079 |
94 |
81 |
5 |
8 |
1644 |
What do you mean, someone stole your cheese? |
1.2234 |
0.05691 |
94 |
79 |
9 |
6 |
1645 |
I was hoping you had the directions |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1646 |
Sorry for the delays. They're unloading the cheese now. |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
1647 |
Do you know where I can grab a bite? |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
1648 |
No, you're not being a rat! Now who's giving you the steroids? |
1.2234 |
0.04576 |
94 |
74 |
19 |
1 |
1649 |
Yes, I do need help finding my desk. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1650 |
You remember how to get out of here right? |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
1651 |
So, it’s my nightmare, I’m allowed to take notes, and the restroom is at the end of the maze? Clever rodent! |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
1652 |
I thought you knew the way out. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
1653 |
You're going to need a bigger hamster wheel. |
1.2222 |
0.04682 |
90 |
71 |
18 |
1 |
1654 |
You lead - we know that following the science doesn't work. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1655 |
OK, I'm lost. Can you help me to get out? |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
1656 |
The big cheese is at the center. |
1.2222 |
0.04438 |
99 |
78 |
20 |
1 |
1657 |
Life imitates art. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1658 |
I must confess, I feel lost in my job |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1659 |
PLEASE PUT ON SOME PANTS! |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1660 |
You're a bit of an overacheeser. |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1661 |
The others are on strike. You must be a rat fink. |
1.2222 |
0.04682 |
90 |
71 |
18 |
1 |
1662 |
Maybe you could tell me how to get out of here. |
1.2222 |
0.04665 |
99 |
79 |
18 |
2 |
1663 |
Again? O.K. There's cheese at the end. Go get it. |
1.2222 |
0.04438 |
99 |
78 |
20 |
1 |
1664 |
I’ve noted your complaint that the cheese is still the same size. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
1665 |
Yup you’ve found the Big Cheese |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
1666 |
I'm sorry, but working from home is not an option". -- Steve Griffin, South Hadley, M |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
1667 |
I'll list you as second author if you just show me the way out. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1668 |
It's the mazes that got small. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
1669 |
Excuse me, can I trouble you for directions? |
1.2222 |
0.05151 |
108 |
90 |
12 |
6 |
1670 |
If I can just draw an accurate map, I think I'll be able to escape in record time. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
1671 |
C'mon, I know you know the way out. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
1672 |
Well, I put in the paper work, but I am waiting for your transfer order. |
1.2222 |
0.04648 |
81 |
63 |
18 |
0 |
1673 |
We've got to start the diet we talked about tomorrow. |
1.2222 |
0.05663 |
99 |
84 |
8 |
7 |
1674 |
You don't have to solve this maze, we realize that under any circumstances you are smarter than Trump, and far better behaved. Enjoy infesting Trump Tower, no bribe necessary |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
1675 |
I swear, I didn’t move your cheese. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
1676 |
Welcome back to the office, sorry you can't work from home anymore |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
1677 |
Didn’t you used to fit in my pocket? |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1678 |
I wanted to see the challenge from your perspective.
Big mistake. |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1679 |
If I reach the exit, will I get a grant for my research? |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1680 |
Well, well, look whose vitamins are working! |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1681 |
we're going to have to let you go. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
1682 |
There would seem evidence to suggest the research had questionable success. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
1683 |
Our external auditors feel you'd enjoy an unfair advantage. |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
1684 |
You've been here how long? |
1.2211 |
0.04534 |
95 |
75 |
19 |
1 |
1685 |
I'm doing a little experiment. |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
1686 |
Sorry but there are no available clinical trials |
1.2211 |
0.04534 |
95 |
75 |
19 |
1 |
1687 |
Yes, as a matter of fact, I did move your cheese. |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
1688 |
you’re right. it is hard! |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
1689 |
Looks like you’re ready for the big city |
1.2209 |
0.05825 |
86 |
72 |
9 |
5 |
1690 |
I see you’re very good at this. |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
1691 |
Where's the restroom? |
1.2209 |
0.04794 |
86 |
68 |
17 |
1 |
1692 |
I told you, “left, left, left, right!”
If you can’t remember that, neither one of us is gonna get out of here. |
1.2209 |
0.05585 |
86 |
71 |
11 |
4 |
1693 |
There's a wheel of cheddar if you finish fast. |
1.2209 |
0.04500 |
86 |
67 |
19 |
0 |
1694 |
Down the hall on the right. It says Gentlemen on the door but don’t let that deter you. |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
1695 |
I feel like I've seen you in these hallways before. |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
1696 |
And I forgot the wine, too. |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
1697 |
You’re not lactose intolerant, are you? |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
70 |
13 |
3 |
1698 |
Welcome to our Cubicle Maze. |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
1699 |
Uh,oh. We have a replication error. |
1.2209 |
0.04500 |
86 |
67 |
19 |
0 |
1700 |
What do you mean, I'm part of your research? |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
70 |
13 |
3 |
1701 |
You may not realize this, but you will become a metaphor for much of human existence. |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
70 |
13 |
3 |
1702 |
How long did you say you've been living in here? |
1.2208 |
0.05104 |
77 |
61 |
15 |
1 |
1703 |
The cheese? Yes, it’s free of growth hormones. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1704 |
I don't see the problem. Our human employees love their cubes. |
1.2200 |
0.04399 |
100 |
79 |
20 |
1 |
1705 |
Any idea how to get out of here? |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1706 |
It's the supply chain, we're out of camembert |
1.2200 |
0.04623 |
100 |
80 |
18 |
2 |
1707 |
Yeah, I can sell you a map, but what else do you have besides cheese? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
1708 |
I see you found the cheese stash. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
1709 |
Ozempic does not work on Desperaux. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
1710 |
Did you see the 6 foot cat over by the door? |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
1711 |
No, we won't be changing to an open office anytime soon... |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
1712 |
I was young when I began this maze. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
1713 |
You've done an excellent job finding the treats, but I'm afraid we have to let you go. You've outgrown the job. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
1714 |
If you think this is bad wait til you see the corporate ladder. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
1715 |
Are you able to smell a Nobel Prize? |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
1716 |
'But they said you knew the way out!" |
1.2195 |
0.04916 |
82 |
65 |
16 |
1 |
1717 |
We're not looking for mighty |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
1718 |
Can you direct me to the restroom? |
1.2195 |
0.04916 |
82 |
65 |
16 |
1 |
1719 |
You're ready to go dominate the subway.” |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
1720 |
You said "Categorical". Don't you mean "Hypothetical"? |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
1721 |
Don't worry. We only release the cat if you get lost. |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
1722 |
The lab is downsizing. |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
1723 |
Its full of twists and turns but there's no escaping the rat race. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
1724 |
Well , well , well human being !
How about that ?
You have finally cleared the maze.
Now, kindly return my clip board .. |
1.2192 |
0.06542 |
73 |
62 |
6 |
5 |
1725 |
Under the circumstances, I’m sure we can upgrade that to a wheel of imported French Brie. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
1726 |
Squeak loudly when you find the way out. I'll wait here. |
1.2192 |
0.05251 |
73 |
58 |
14 |
1 |
1727 |
Excuse me can you tell me where the bathrooms are? |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
1728 |
OK, let's see who can do this fastest. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
1729 |
Look... I was a victim too. Neither of us has free will. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
1730 |
Explain it to me again, am I really small or are you really big? |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
1731 |
Get me out of here and I'll give you more cheese than you dream of. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
1732 |
And if I solve the maze, I get tenure? |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
1733 |
No, we did not inject the cats, as well. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
1734 |
Bathroom? Um, left, right, round the corner, go west five paces, right...but it's only for staff. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
1735 |
It seems that one of the interns has been spiking the cheese with growth hormone. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
1736 |
You don't happen to know the way out, do you? |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
1737 |
Sorry I’m late…. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
1738 |
What did you eat at the end of the labyrinth? |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
1739 |
I'm sorry we moved your cheese... |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
1740 |
Remember, it's the journey, not the destination. |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
1741 |
Unfortunately your record-breaking maze run is tainted by the steroids. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
1742 |
I don't give a rats ass about your operant model theory I'm not workin' this hard for cheese. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
1743 |
Get it right the first time and the CEO's office is yours. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
1744 |
If you help me find the bathroom, I’ll help you find the cheese. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
1745 |
Heavens, I don’t know. I just work here. |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
1746 |
As a matter of fact, I did go to a small university. Why do you ask? |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
1747 |
You don't have to do this, but it'd be better for all of us if you did. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
1748 |
Try not to knock them all down. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
1749 |
I'm sorry, but you were bred for size, not cleverness. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
1750 |
As part of our equity and inclusion efforts, you’ll be running ME through this maze.” |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
1751 |
Just pretend I'm not here. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
1752 |
Sorry, but I can't direct you to the cheese. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
1753 |
I don't know. Swiss maybe? I just take data. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
1754 |
It's a small world eh. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
1755 |
I'd feel a little more comfortable if you and your colleagues would stop calling me the Big Cheese. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
1756 |
Before registering for this maze puzzle, you were in the growth hormone experiment, right? |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
1757 |
I think it's about time you move on to bigger things. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
1758 |
We've lost the plot. |
1.2179 |
0.04705 |
78 |
61 |
17 |
0 |
1759 |
It comes down to this: it is either this or getting cancer. Your choice... |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
1760 |
HR wants to see you. Something about inappropriate behavior. |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
1761 |
You can go where ever you like |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
1762 |
No, I don't know what kind of cheese. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1763 |
Have you tried Florida? |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
1764 |
Yeah, I’m going to need those cheese reports ASAP |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
1765 |
There is no cheese in this maze, but if you take the elevator to the 122nd there's a restroom with a window where you can see New Jersey. |
1.2174 |
0.04592 |
92 |
73 |
18 |
1 |
1766 |
Follow me. |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
1767 |
Final offer: A lifetime supply of cheese for you and your progeny for the shortest way out. |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
1768 |
When the student becomes the master. |
1.2169 |
0.04863 |
83 |
66 |
16 |
1 |
1769 |
Excuse me, where might I find the restrooms? |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
1770 |
You can't find your way out either? |
1.2169 |
0.05950 |
83 |
70 |
8 |
5 |
1771 |
I'm sorry but your growth spurt has seriously impacted our cheese budget. |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
1772 |
...i dont like cheese |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
1773 |
The cheese was as big as my head, but I can no longer find it. |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
1774 |
Oh dear….. I think we must stop feeding you so much cheese. |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
1775 |
Yes, I do understand you’re lactose intolerant |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
1776 |
Let me get this straight -- you said your name is - Grace? |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
1777 |
It's big of you to help. |
1.2165 |
0.04452 |
97 |
77 |
19 |
1 |
1778 |
You didn't find the cheese but obviously found the Miracle-grow! |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
1779 |
I know it's frustrating, but think of it this way: You could still be running around at MetLife Stadium where we got you, watching the Jets and the Giants, how frustrating is that? |
1.2165 |
0.05330 |
97 |
81 |
11 |
5 |
1780 |
Beware of Ron DeSantis. He has a thing against mice. |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
1781 |
To be honest, I would rather not tell you who moved your cheese. |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
1782 |
How about after work we get a bite to eat? |
1.2165 |
0.04687 |
97 |
78 |
17 |
2 |
1783 |
Mickey, do not let the kids see you out of costume. |
1.2165 |
0.04687 |
97 |
78 |
17 |
2 |
1784 |
Sorry, only mice under 5 feet allowed. |
1.2162 |
0.05188 |
74 |
59 |
14 |
1 |
1785 |
The truth is we're analyzing your every move to try and understand why there are so many 'mice in a maze '
drawings in this cartoon contest lately. |
1.2162 |
0.04818 |
74 |
58 |
16 |
0 |
1786 |
We've noted your response to growth hormone, but you can't use ChatGPT to solve the maze. |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
1787 |
Do you think you’ll be able to find your way around here? |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
1788 |
Frank did this to me. I need you to find him and I need you to kill him. Then, the cheese. |
1.2162 |
0.05188 |
74 |
59 |
14 |
1 |
1789 |
I'm sorry, I have no idea who moved your cheese. |
1.2162 |
0.04818 |
74 |
58 |
16 |
0 |
1790 |
Sorry, the EarPods your size are still checked out…. |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
1791 |
I will tell you again. The CHEESE stands alone,the cheese stands alone. |
1.2162 |
0.06460 |
74 |
63 |
6 |
5 |
1792 |
It’s my first day. Which way is the bathroom? |
1.2162 |
0.06166 |
74 |
62 |
8 |
4 |
1793 |
See you at happy hour later? |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
1794 |
The true reward is not the cheese, but being published. |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
1795 |
Your pronoun is "critter?" |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
1796 |
Only the best cheese from France, you have my word. |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
1797 |
I’m looking for the cocaine |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
1798 |
My doctor tells me it's an aberration of Stockholm Syndrome. |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
1799 |
Everyone is returning to the office. |
1.2159 |
0.05469 |
88 |
73 |
11 |
4 |
1800 |
Why did I become a scientist? |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
1801 |
I'd appreciate it if you'd stop referring to this experiment as 'Honey, I Shrunk the Researcher.' |
1.2159 |
0.05469 |
88 |
73 |
11 |
4 |
1802 |
Finally, an employee who wasn’t looking for an open concept workplace |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
1803 |
Welcome aboard. Let me show you around our new facil—you know what? I bet you can figure it out. |
1.2157 |
0.05144 |
102 |
85 |
12 |
5 |
1804 |
Don't give me that look! They're union-made! |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
1805 |
No,you cannot have extras for finishing faster |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
1806 |
Remember: It’s not about the destination, it’s the journey. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
1807 |
Now that the staff is working from home, we can use the cubicles as your maze. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
1808 |
I'll tell you where the cheese is if you help me find my cubicle. |
1.2152 |
0.04653 |
79 |
62 |
17 |
0 |
1809 |
How does a guy get out of this rat race? |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
1810 |
We're switching things up. Now I'll be running senselessly around. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
1811 |
Actually, no one has asked if she could walk through on two legs before. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
1812 |
It’s perfectly normal to feel like a rat in a maze. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
1813 |
Pretend like I'm not here. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
1814 |
It's about your cholesterol. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
1815 |
Clearly, you ate the American cheese. |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
1816 |
When you’re done come find me in my cubicle. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
1817 |
Job fair is in the back. If you can get there, you're hired. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
1818 |
Well, it's goat cheese today, so your lactose intolerance shouldn't be an issue. |
1.2151 |
0.04548 |
93 |
74 |
18 |
1 |
1819 |
How many times must we go through this… you cannot use pad and pen in this experiment |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
1820 |
Thank you. Now if you could show me the exit. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
1821 |
On your mark ; get set ; GO!!! |
1.2151 |
0.04548 |
93 |
74 |
18 |
1 |
1822 |
I'm in your hands, you're the expert |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
1823 |
The goal isn’t call so much to be the big cheese, as to find it. |
1.2143 |
0.05885 |
84 |
71 |
8 |
5 |
1824 |
Bathrooms? |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
1825 |
Perhaps you can help me find my new office? |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
1826 |
May I suggest the Camembert de Normandie accompanied with a glass of Prosecco or Pinot Grigio ? |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
1827 |
Seeing you like this is its own reward?" What's that supposed to mean |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
1828 |
Leaping over the walls is disqualifying: no cheese. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1829 |
Are you okay or will you need a guide? |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
1830 |
We both know this won't be a good fit. |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
1831 |
I'm gonna' count to ten. No Squeaking! |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
1832 |
Well, we call them cubicles and instead of cheese we have coffee in pods, but no, we never learn to do anything faster. |
1.2143 |
0.05885 |
84 |
71 |
8 |
5 |
1833 |
Very sorry, but I just don’t know if you can get to Pooh Corner from here. |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
1834 |
Please make sure to check in with the reception desk on your way out. |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
1835 |
Well, this is awkward. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
1836 |
Relax! Siri, escape directions out of maze! |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
1837 |
I know you think you've outgrown this place but you still have a lot to learn. |
1.2135 |
0.04651 |
89 |
71 |
17 |
1 |
1838 |
I can assure you that your reward is a block of cheese. |
1.2135 |
0.04651 |
89 |
71 |
17 |
1 |
1839 |
The cafeteria? Sorry, I don't know, either. I'm new here. |
1.2135 |
0.05412 |
89 |
74 |
11 |
4 |
1840 |
My family’s dairy farm would like to thank you for selecting our cheese as best in show. |
1.2135 |
0.05412 |
89 |
74 |
11 |
4 |
1841 |
Where are the emergency exits? |
1.2135 |
0.04651 |
89 |
71 |
17 |
1 |
1842 |
I’m amazed. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
1843 |
Yeah, I couldn't find my way out either. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
1844 |
Where do you want to go for lunch? |
1.2135 |
0.05412 |
89 |
74 |
11 |
4 |
1845 |
Actually, the shrink ray was meant for Whiskers. You're in for our brain enhancement trial. It's a funny story really. |
1.2135 |
0.04918 |
89 |
72 |
15 |
2 |
1846 |
A developer meeting AI in 2023. |
1.2135 |
0.04651 |
89 |
71 |
17 |
1 |
1847 |
Now remember, it’s left, right, left, left, right, left. We’ll split the cheese tonight with a nice Chianti. |
1.2135 |
0.05412 |
89 |
74 |
11 |
4 |
1848 |
I'll make sure you're in the group that gets the pain med. |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
1849 |
When you find the cheese, they'll put you right back here. There is no prize. Let's go get pizza. |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
1850 |
What do you mean you don't like Roquefort? |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
1851 |
I’m afraid I’m a bit lost. |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
1852 |
You have to play to win! |
1.2133 |
0.05127 |
75 |
60 |
14 |
1 |
1853 |
Remember when you had to read "Who Moved My Cheese", you can do this! |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
1854 |
Excuse me, but do you happen to know the way out of here? |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
1855 |
As you will see, the entire experiment is completely scalable. |
1.2133 |
0.04762 |
75 |
59 |
16 |
0 |
1856 |
Did you say take two lefts and a right, or two rights and a left?. |
1.2133 |
0.05127 |
75 |
60 |
14 |
1 |
1857 |
You're a bit small for the subway |
1.2133 |
0.05127 |
75 |
60 |
14 |
1 |
1858 |
Sorry we have to let you go, but you've outgrown our study. |
1.2133 |
0.06090 |
75 |
63 |
8 |
4 |
1859 |
I can’t tell you which way to go. |
1.2133 |
0.04762 |
75 |
59 |
16 |
0 |
1860 |
Listen, everyone gets out of here eventually. |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
1861 |
Hey, it could be worse. The chair of the Classics department is outrunning a Minotaur right now.” |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
1862 |
Please try. My funding depends on it. |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
1863 |
I know it's repetitive but just enjoy the process. |
1.2128 |
0.04505 |
94 |
75 |
18 |
1 |
1864 |
Go 3 blocks and make a left. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
1865 |
First one through wins a prize. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
1866 |
Algernon? No, never heard of him. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
1867 |
Where's the big cheese? |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
1868 |
I don’t care about the maze, but I do want to know what you ate in there. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
1869 |
I’m afraid we’re going to have to stop the experiment, we’ve run out of cheese. |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
1870 |
Unfortunately we are all out of the Havarti. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
1871 |
Aren't you excited that we've returned to the office? |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
1872 |
So you found the cheese and you are a big shot now? |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
1873 |
I'll follow you because I forgot how to get out of this maze |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
1874 |
Even scientists need a shrink sometimes. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
1875 |
So you think you're confused! |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
1876 |
Let me walk you out |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
1877 |
We really shouldn't meet like this. I'm married and you're university property. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
1878 |
No, this maze can’t be done remotely. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
1879 |
Find the big cheese! |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
1880 |
Congratulations on your new role, let me show you around the place. |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
1881 |
I assure you, sir I am definitely not string cheese. |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
1882 |
WOW! You are a-maze-ing! |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
1883 |
Hey, forget about the maze. I just got a call from Florida. I've got a mouse who needs a body double right away. |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
1884 |
Yes, standing on your tippy toes would be considered cheating. |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
1885 |
Really? They told me there'd be wine in here. |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
1886 |
Well…was it the cheese? |
1.2121 |
0.05424 |
99 |
84 |
9 |
6 |
1887 |
If you fail, we send you back to Florida. |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
1888 |
do you really think it would be fair to the others if we allowed you to use GPS? |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
1889 |
If you think this is a rat race, you should see my stock portfolio. |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
1890 |
It's much worse than awareness, AI has developed a sense of humor. |
1.2118 |
0.06056 |
85 |
73 |
6 |
6 |
1891 |
If you help me find a way out of here, I'm going to treat us both to the best damn charcuterie board the NIH has to offer. |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1892 |
You want ME to try to beat your time? |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
1893 |
Guess we're both stuck in this maze. |
1.2118 |
0.04458 |
85 |
67 |
18 |
0 |
1894 |
Dummy it down a little bit, huh? Or they're really going to have you running through the hoops. |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
1895 |
I regret to inform you that the growth hormone you're on is no longer covered by insurance. |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1896 |
Don’t look at me like that! |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1897 |
You've got the wrong maze. |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
1898 |
Frustration is not an excuse for knocking down the partitions. |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
1899 |
I must be in the wrong experiment. |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
1900 |
Don't play dumb with me. We all saw you jump over the walls. |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
1901 |
No , you can not use a car” ! |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1902 |
Your goal is to find the big cheese. |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1903 |
I'm calling in a drone. |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
1904 |
It's easy. Left, right, straight ahead, left, out! |
1.2118 |
0.04458 |
85 |
67 |
18 |
0 |
1905 |
I am as lost as you. |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
1906 |
Your brain is as big as mine. Let’s see if you can beat me. |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
1907 |
Follow the outermost wall you’ll be fine. |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1908 |
If you see a piece of cheese, don't eat it. |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1909 |
This post-pandemic maze has no exit. Are you ready? |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1910 |
We really have to get out more often. |
1.2113 |
0.05275 |
71 |
57 |
13 |
1 |
1911 |
Oh, Mouse Incorporated is on the second floor. |
1.2113 |
0.05644 |
71 |
58 |
11 |
2 |
1912 |
You're going to love it here. It's a gated community, and we get regular deliveries of Brie. |
1.2113 |
0.05275 |
71 |
57 |
13 |
1 |
1913 |
Is there cheese at the end? |
1.2113 |
0.05275 |
71 |
57 |
13 |
1 |
1914 |
Hey, maybe the cheese _is_ the shrink-ray antidote! |
1.2113 |
0.05275 |
71 |
57 |
13 |
1 |
1915 |
Do they still have TripTiks? |
1.2113 |
0.05990 |
71 |
59 |
9 |
3 |
1916 |
This time, no peeking |
1.2113 |
0.05275 |
71 |
57 |
13 |
1 |
1917 |
free cheese and some peace and quiet? you make a pretty good point; why wouldn’t we stay here? |
1.2113 |
0.04879 |
71 |
56 |
15 |
0 |
1918 |
Yes, you'd think I would know the way out... |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1919 |
No, I haven't seen Ron. Where is the exit for this place? |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1920 |
I just need more time. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1921 |
NO MORE CHEESE FOR YOU! |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1922 |
I really hope you find your way out of here, damned if I can |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1923 |
I wouldn’t mind some of that cheese if you find it. |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
1924 |
Fair is fair. Tomorrow YOU hide some cheese and I'll try to find it |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
1925 |
Okay - if you lead us to the cheese, I'll put in a good word to the parole board. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1926 |
I'm IN if it's smoked gouda, and a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1927 |
Being on all fours is what gave you the edge. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1928 |
We used to have three blind mice in here, you should have seen how they run. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1929 |
I feel a song coming on - Amazing Mice! |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1930 |
The problem with sentience is navigating the IRS 1040 maze |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1931 |
We told you it would be a growth experience. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1932 |
Best two out of three...? |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
1933 |
You’re free to work from home, but the cheese stays here. |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
1934 |
No. I am NOT the Big Cheese. |
1.2105 |
0.05067 |
76 |
61 |
14 |
1 |
1935 |
The company is aggressively downsizing. |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
76 |
60 |
16 |
0 |
1936 |
I want you to know that, before the shrink-ray accident, I was always rooting for you. |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
1937 |
Well, I'm ti |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
1938 |
Officially, your title will be Head of Navigation. |
1.2105 |
0.06016 |
76 |
64 |
8 |
4 |
1939 |
Can you give me a few pointers on how to get out of here? |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
1940 |
Why am I here? I guess it was just one too many corrections to my colleague's research papers. They never really liked me! |
1.2105 |
0.05717 |
76 |
63 |
10 |
3 |
1941 |
You don't happen to know the way out of here, do you? |
1.2105 |
0.05067 |
76 |
61 |
14 |
1 |
1942 |
You are right, it's harder from down here. |
1.2105 |
0.04463 |
95 |
76 |
18 |
1 |
1943 |
I know I'm dreaming, but what life metaphor do you represent? |
1.2105 |
0.05067 |
76 |
61 |
14 |
1 |
1944 |
I want to see things from your perspective |
1.2105 |
0.04205 |
95 |
75 |
20 |
0 |
1945 |
I work for the Big Cheese. |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
1946 |
So, it’s a deal—we get out together and split the cheese? |
1.2105 |
0.05717 |
76 |
63 |
10 |
3 |
1947 |
I have bad news. There's no escaping the healthcare maze. |
1.2105 |
0.05717 |
76 |
63 |
10 |
3 |
1948 |
Absolutely not! No working from home! |
1.2105 |
0.05578 |
95 |
81 |
8 |
6 |
1949 |
I never was a fan of open office design. |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
1950 |
Equals after all. |
1.2105 |
0.05067 |
76 |
61 |
14 |
1 |
1951 |
This is probably the biggest experiment of my scientific career. |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
1952 |
That’s great that you made it through the maze, but I’m still going to need you to file those TPS reports. |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
1953 |
You’re doing great so far, but we’re letting you go. Please find your way out by the end of the day. |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
1954 |
Forget Flatbush: you're in the big leagues now. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
1955 |
Trust me. At the end, the growth, shrinking, and hallucinogenic pills each taste like cheddar. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
1956 |
Fred, the mouse costume isn't necessary for working in a cubicle. |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
1957 |
Do you promise not to look over the walls? |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
1958 |
It was the other guy who decided to give you cancer. |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
1959 |
Now follow my instructions
“Go this way” |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
1960 |
It does feel like a rat race, which is why I'm drawn to the small pleasures of life. |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
1961 |
You're not supposed to look over the walls. |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
1962 |
Sorry, I can't help you. I'm new to the neighborhood myself. |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
1963 |
If you can see over the maze, it isn't a maze. |
1.2099 |
0.04880 |
81 |
65 |
15 |
1 |
1964 |
I’d like to get your expert opinion on something. |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
1965 |
Sorry, you've eaten all the cheese in Wisconsin. |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
1966 |
We open again at 5 pm for dinner. |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
1967 |
Before we get started, are you allergic to cats? |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
1968 |
No, the cheese is not artisanal 🧀 |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
1969 |
So – I do a left, a right, a left, a left, a right and a left then double back and there's the lab. Right? |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
1970 |
In this part of the experiment I'm supposed to race u for the piece of cheese ! |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
1971 |
Well lookee here, if it isn't Mister Lab Cum Laude. |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
1972 |
Sorry, the Big Cheese is somewhere else. |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
1973 |
Can you show me how to get out of here? |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
1974 |
Where's the big cheese around here? |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
1975 |
We'd really prefer you walk through the maze and not just step over the walls. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
1976 |
Okay. You'll get a bigger hunk of cheese. And wine. There will be wine. Now, please step aside? |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
1977 |
I checked. No one moved your cheese. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
1978 |
You're supposed to finish the maze, not squat in a cubicle. |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
1979 |
Even if you don't find the cheese, I think we can still publish. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
1980 |
I think you are amazing |
1.2093 |
0.04412 |
86 |
68 |
18 |
0 |
1981 |
I'm afraid there's no way out. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
1982 |
Our team is willing to meet you half -way. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
1983 |
I'll admit it. I ate the cheese. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
1984 |
well…at the very end there is a piece of cheese. |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
1985 |
What do you mean this doesn't look as a-maze-ing as advertised!?!🐀😮 |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
1986 |
There was an error in growth hormone sample we used. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
1987 |
The sooner you can get us out of here, the better. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
1988 |
Yes, we ordered the imported cheddar. No, I will not tell you what turns to take. Be good and we'll spring for champagne. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
1989 |
I’ve been downsized, but I think you’re going to be fine. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
1990 |
And remember, the first one to touch the cup becomes the Triwizard Champion. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
1991 |
We call this test, "The Bureaucracy." |
1.2088 |
0.05529 |
91 |
77 |
9 |
5 |
1992 |
Working remotely ended months ago. It's time to return to the office. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
1993 |
I'm sorry, but bigger is not always better. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
1994 |
You clearly have a huge advantage over the other mice. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
1995 |
Congratulations. You found all the cheese. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
1996 |
I expect big results. |
1.2083 |
0.04663 |
96 |
78 |
16 |
2 |
1997 |
It's called "evolution." |
1.2083 |
0.04820 |
72 |
57 |
15 |
0 |
1998 |
This design is for Ikea. Instead of cheese, we've placed swedish meatballs at the end. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
1999 |
I think we’re both lost. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2000 |
I thought I’d ask an expert. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2001 |
Left, right, left, left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, right, right. But don’t tell anyone else. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2002 |
You win. I'll run the maze. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2003 |
Work smart here and you can earn some serious cheddar. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2004 |
It's a double-blind study to see if steroids affect spatial skills. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2005 |
When I said I would 'literally' participate, I meant the informal usage. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2006 |
All right, quit playing and tell me how to get out of here or I’ll be late for my MacArthur prize. |
1.2083 |
0.05524 |
96 |
82 |
8 |
6 |
2007 |
The job description was simply "a-mazing" |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2008 |
Hey,B.F., I think this is B.S. |
1.2083 |
0.04663 |
96 |
78 |
16 |
2 |
2009 |
It was easier from above- |
1.2083 |
0.04663 |
96 |
78 |
16 |
2 |
2010 |
Actually, I was just looking for Accounting |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2011 |
Be the cheese Ben, just be the cheese. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
2012 |
Sorry, but I'm lost also. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
2013 |
Frankly, only among us two, there is no cheese…. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2014 |
Guess it’s not quite as easy as it looks. |
1.2078 |
0.04654 |
77 |
61 |
16 |
0 |
2015 |
Okay, you dominated in the NYC takeover…let’s see how you handle the maze part of the experiment. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2016 |
No! No more steroids! |
1.2078 |
0.04654 |
77 |
61 |
16 |
0 |
2017 |
Now it's your turn! |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2018 |
They changed the protocol for human trials. |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2019 |
The lab where I used to work just wasn't a great fit. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2020 |
OK, let’s go over this again. I don’t have any cheese in my pocket? |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2021 |
You need to learn to enjoy the journey, not just get there as fast as possible. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2022 |
My lab assistant thinks she's hilarious. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2023 |
In your case, there are no wrong turns. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2024 |
Extra cheese if you find the joker who shrank me. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2025 |
We’re ready, now don’t make me look bad |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2026 |
I'm checking it out from a medical building perspective |
1.2078 |
0.04654 |
77 |
61 |
16 |
0 |
2027 |
Excuse me, but which way is out? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2028 |
Your first wine and cheese pairing? |
1.2078 |
0.04654 |
77 |
61 |
16 |
0 |
2029 |
The Big Cheese wants to see you in his office. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2030 |
Now who's in the maze |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2031 |
previously on Severance |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2032 |
You’ve grown up so big and strong, Jerry. Now- go find Tom! |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2033 |
If your brain is proportionate with your size this should be a walk in the park. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
2034 |
Have you been working here long? |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
2035 |
Looks like you are getting good at finding the food at the end of the maze. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2036 |
OK. Let's just say that mistakes have been made. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2037 |
When you eat the breadcrumbs,
it makes it a little harder! |
1.2073 |
0.04504 |
82 |
65 |
17 |
0 |
2038 |
We’ll be on strike. You just have to sit there and look angry. |
1.2073 |
0.04504 |
82 |
65 |
17 |
0 |
2039 |
Watch and learn. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
2040 |
I love the outfit, Ken, but I don’t think the peer review panel will. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2041 |
This is your specialty, I'll follow you! |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
2042 |
Fuck Michael Pollan. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2043 |
If we work together we can get out of here. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2044 |
well, they ran out of mice. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
2045 |
We’re trying to see how city rats compare to lab grown |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2046 |
This is a double-blind study, I’m just as lost as you! |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2047 |
The benefits are great. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
2048 |
Could you show me how you did it last time? |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
2049 |
You look like you know your way around. Can you tell me where the exit is? |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2050 |
For the last time, I can't tell you if you're in the placebo group or not, but take a hint... |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
2051 |
I too am trying to figure a way out. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
2052 |
So you've been finding the cheese for months? |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
2053 |
I’m from HR, I’m told you have a problem with your work conditions. |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
2054 |
The objective is to FIND the cheese, not EAT the cheese! |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2055 |
Look, I'm not a lab rat like you. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2056 |
One day,this place will drive me crazy |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2057 |
Results have taken an unexpected turn. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2058 |
Yes, I'll gladly show you the way out! |
1.2069 |
0.04368 |
87 |
69 |
18 |
0 |
2059 |
So it's left, left, right? |
1.2069 |
0.04368 |
87 |
69 |
18 |
0 |
2060 |
If you fail this time, it's off to the lab. |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
2061 |
It’s only gouda. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2062 |
Three lefts, two rights and a left. Do you want me to write it down for you? |
1.2069 |
0.05696 |
87 |
74 |
8 |
5 |
2063 |
For the last time...no, I did NOT move your cheese. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2064 |
It’s too early for the Primaries |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2065 |
I am sorry Burt, but the secret steroids we gave you have not changed management's decision to revert to...A.I. rats. |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
2066 |
Before you start, and to maintain fidelity to the experiment, you need to fill out a non-disclosure agreement regarding the maze. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2067 |
Okay Stuart, you said the cheese was two lefts and a right? I’m starving |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2068 |
If you can navigate these cubicles without anyone asking, “Working hard, or hardly working?” you get the cheese. |
1.2069 |
0.05696 |
87 |
74 |
8 |
5 |
2069 |
I'm lactose-intolerant, so my motivation here is pretty nil. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2070 |
I'd rather you keep looking for the cheese. |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
2071 |
Now you are equal to us in many ways from the growth hormones, this test maze should be a snap. See ya at the exit. Good luck Mr. Whiskers |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2072 |
Yes, all the candidates for the new government-backed Orlando Theme Park had to complete this portion of the interview. |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
2073 |
You don't happen to know where we left the cheese? |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2074 |
I’m sorry… We have lost our funding. Between Waze and Google maps you no longer have to know where you’re going or how to get there. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2075 |
I didn't put out cheese today. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2076 |
You make a good point. This maze is pointless. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2077 |
The Doctor's been expecting you. Find him. |
1.2062 |
0.05471 |
97 |
83 |
8 |
6 |
2078 |
It’s just as hard for you as it is for me. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2079 |
Can you at least give me a hint on where to find the cheese? |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2080 |
You are ready for your final challenge: Conquer Disney" |
1.2055 |
0.05146 |
73 |
59 |
13 |
1 |
2081 |
No peeking is the only rule. |
1.2055 |
0.05146 |
73 |
59 |
13 |
1 |
2082 |
How did you get out of your cage? |
1.2055 |
0.05146 |
73 |
59 |
13 |
1 |
2083 |
I'm new here. Can you tell me how to find Conference Room A? |
1.2055 |
0.05146 |
73 |
59 |
13 |
1 |
2084 |
It wasn’t me who cut the cheese |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
2085 |
I suppose working remotely from home is out? |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
2086 |
I know you feel like a rat in a maze, but you’re bigger than that! |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
2087 |
Yes I agree.This experiment was a-maze-ing |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
2088 |
Listen,if you win,we both win. |
1.2055 |
0.04762 |
73 |
58 |
15 |
0 |
2089 |
Which way to Point B?” |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
2090 |
So... How much cheese we talkin' here? |
1.2055 |
0.05146 |
73 |
59 |
13 |
1 |
2091 |
Any ideas? |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
2092 |
I know it looks scary, but trust me you will have a million views in no time. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2093 |
'I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.' |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2094 |
Where's the exit? |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2095 |
How about I sit on your head. |
1.2051 |
0.04602 |
78 |
62 |
16 |
0 |
2096 |
I've explained this before, you get paid at the end of week. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2097 |
No, you can't peer over the top to figure it out. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2098 |
Your job is to infest skyscraper buildings. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2099 |
If you show me the way out I can arrange for extra cheese. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2100 |
Take your first left, then your second right. I'll have coffee, black, one sugar. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2101 |
Since this is an elite university, you must always take the path to the left. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2102 |
We tried to get Mickey Mouse for this position, but he was otherwise preoccupied.” |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2103 |
Guessing that you’re here for the rat race |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2104 |
I need your help. |
1.2048 |
0.04457 |
83 |
66 |
17 |
0 |
2105 |
We're more interested in your journey than getting to the end. |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2106 |
Yes, there is a house cat waiting in the maze, and yes, you can do what you want to with him. |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2107 |
I can't tell if this cliché is scaled up or down. |
1.2048 |
0.04775 |
83 |
67 |
15 |
1 |
2108 |
Can you tell me the way to the exit? |
1.2048 |
0.04457 |
83 |
66 |
17 |
0 |
2109 |
Scientist to mouse:
„Where‘s the cheese?“ |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
2110 |
And don't look over the top unless you're really stuck. |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2111 |
One of us is lost. The other is in the wrong cartoon |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
2112 |
There's been a cheese cutback. |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2113 |
I'm new to this. Could you show me around? |
1.2048 |
0.05878 |
83 |
71 |
7 |
5 |
2114 |
This is not really a study. We’ve just misplaced our cheese. |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
2115 |
If you get me outta here I’ll get you all the cheese you can handle! |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
2116 |
Actually, I think we're both amazing. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
2117 |
Rats! |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2118 |
You find the way out and we both eat. |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2119 |
You'll be out of here in no time. |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2120 |
This is for grant applications. We don't have cheese. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
2121 |
I'm sorry sir, but I've checked thoroughly, and just as you suggested, in fact, there is no way out. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
2122 |
You'll fit in perfectly here. |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2123 |
The IKEA marketing team needs the findings by Friday, so we'll be working late again. |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2124 |
I'd like to open with an apology. |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2125 |
Forget the measly chunk of Swiss, you get us out of here and it’s Brie and champagne at the exit.” |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2126 |
If you get me out of here I'll put in a good word with the lab. |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
2127 |
You find the cheese. I'll find the grant funding. |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
2128 |
What do you mean you can’t solve the maze? You were the one who shrunk me last week!” |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
2129 |
Yes we have a vegan cheese option. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2130 |
It's a lot harder down here, I'll give you that. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2131 |
I hate working here, too. |
1.2043 |
0.04473 |
93 |
75 |
17 |
1 |
2132 |
We can't keep meeting like this. People are getting suspicious. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2133 |
You were right Phil, it is harder from down here |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2134 |
There's been a hold-up on your lab work. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2135 |
I can't promise you freedom, but I can promise you cheese. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2136 |
Did you see Felix? |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2137 |
I'm sorry, but you've outgrown your usefulness here. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2138 |
2kg of cheddar if you can get me out of here |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2139 |
Welcome to the real rat race. |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2140 |
Unfortunately, the cheese stayed the same size. |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
2141 |
Why are you in my cube farm? |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2142 |
I already ate the cheese. |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2143 |
No, your treat is at the END of the maze. |
1.2029 |
0.06047 |
69 |
58 |
8 |
3 |
2144 |
If I catch you peering over the dividers, we'll make you go blindfolded! |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
2145 |
Remember this. It’s the journey, not the destination, that is important. |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
2146 |
Where do you go to find food in this place? |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
2147 |
Yeah, I know! You would think that enlarging you to six feet would have been enough of an accomplishment. |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
2148 |
OK! OK! I’ll say it. You are the big cheese around here. |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
2149 |
Say What ??? |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
2150 |
You're the only one here today. What's up with that |
1.2029 |
0.04877 |
69 |
55 |
14 |
0 |
2151 |
I'm afraid you've out grown the maze." |
1.2029 |
0.06390 |
69 |
59 |
6 |
4 |
2152 |
The investors are shorting, so here i am |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
2153 |
You were right. It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey. |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
2154 |
It's to the left of the Goblet of Flames. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2155 |
When the giant mice took over,I knew this day would come. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2156 |
I'm a little lost. Mainly concerned about the lost part. |
1.2027 |
0.04705 |
74 |
59 |
15 |
0 |
2157 |
Turnabout’s fair play” is just an expression! It’s not meant to be taken literally |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
2158 |
I knew this would come in handy someday. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2159 |
Sorry we are out of both Ozempic and Adderall. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
2160 |
Oh no! I'm trapped in a cave with a human-sized rat! This is probably a metaphor for housing in New York City or something! |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
2161 |
Could you show me the way out? I don't have my cell phone with me. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
2162 |
Left, right, left, left,right, then the cheese will be on the left. |
1.2027 |
0.04705 |
74 |
59 |
15 |
0 |
2163 |
You're in the wrong lab, Mr. Fitzsimmons. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2164 |
We’re fresh out of Vermont Cheddar this week. |
1.2027 |
0.04705 |
74 |
59 |
15 |
0 |
2165 |
The real maze here is the coworkers you’ll try to avoid along the way. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2166 |
Linda, this is some next level furry play. |
1.2027 |
0.04705 |
74 |
59 |
15 |
0 |
2167 |
I respect the magnitude of your invention, but now please turn me back. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2168 |
I built this maze for you. Where's my treat? |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
2169 |
Get me out of here and I’ll get them to cut back on the growth hormones. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
2170 |
Okay. If you must know, this is a choice architecture based aversion therapy for addictions. The ways and means of maze and weans. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
2171 |
Excuse me, do you have a few minutes to answer some questions about cheese? |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2172 |
I can't find my way out either |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2173 |
Yeah, well that's why it's called a maze, you stupid phucking vermin! |
1.2025 |
0.04550 |
79 |
63 |
16 |
0 |
2174 |
Make it through, and the Upper East Side apartment is yours! |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2175 |
If you make me gigantic, I'll show you where the cheese is. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2176 |
OK. The best three times qualify for the next round. Put all your senses on alert, not just your nose. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
2177 |
Honey, I grew the rat |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2178 |
Cheese, huh? They told me that if I got to the end of the maze there was a pile of research grant money. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
2179 |
I can't help you. This is a competition. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2180 |
Why did you bring me here? |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
2181 |
It's a nightmare for me too. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
2182 |
You must be here for the vet. Take to rights and a left. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
2183 |
And please…no peeking over the dividers. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
2184 |
Hey, this is weird for me, too, but management thought this would be the best way for us to connect with our test subjects. |
1.2025 |
0.06077 |
79 |
68 |
6 |
5 |
2185 |
I'm just a hologram |
1.2024 |
0.05561 |
84 |
71 |
9 |
4 |
2186 |
So I’ve got this idea for an amusement park… |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2187 |
I really don't see why the lab is responsible for your losing your
GPS watch in our maze. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2188 |
I can't find the exit either |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
2189 |
I know you're just a side effect, but i still need to ask you some questions. |
1.2024 |
0.05813 |
84 |
72 |
7 |
5 |
2190 |
Sorry, I can't give you any directions. I just got here! |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
2191 |
Diversity shapes our world |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
2192 |
Show me the way out, and I promise you cheese. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2193 |
Just get me out of here and we’ll both have a treat |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2194 |
And so the master becomes the mouse. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2195 |
Restroom? Just use one of the dead-end turns. |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
2196 |
Stop following you? You’re following me! |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2197 |
I am sorry. You are disqualified. The rule is that you get only 3 chances to go through the maze. You failed each time! |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2198 |
Your turn Shorty: “Ready Set Go.” |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2199 |
Management is so impressed by your growth that they’re promoting you to head office. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2200 |
Sorry. All the Big Cheese are in the Hampton's. |
1.2024 |
0.05561 |
84 |
71 |
9 |
4 |
2201 |
The lab results are in: I'm currently having a psychotic hallucination. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2202 |
Forget the cheese, we lost Dr. Peabody. |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
2203 |
Well, I don't care if you find the working hypothesis "pedestrian" |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2204 |
Tag, who's it? |
1.2024 |
0.04410 |
84 |
67 |
17 |
0 |
2205 |
Maybe if you wore a lab coat, we could figure this thing out. |
1.2022 |
0.05343 |
89 |
75 |
10 |
4 |
2206 |
If I stand on your shoulders, then I can see over the wall and find the exit. |
1.2022 |
0.05343 |
89 |
75 |
10 |
4 |
2207 |
So where is the rest of the team? |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
2208 |
You seem lost. |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2209 |
" You missed the point... diet or no diet, take off at the bell." |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2210 |
All I know is that somewhere there is cheese. |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
2211 |
It's a small world after all. |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2212 |
You’re not big. It’s the maze that got small! |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2213 |
Have you seen those jokers from the shrink ray lab anywhere? |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2214 |
The disguise is great. I'll come back for you and the others as soon as I can. |
1.2021 |
0.05574 |
94 |
81 |
7 |
6 |
2215 |
Yes, the cheese will be to scale! |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
2216 |
So if you get us out here your prize can be my funding |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2217 |
No, YOU find the cheese |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2218 |
"Hey Charles, how do you like working from home?" |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2219 |
I wish I could help, but I’m lost too. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2220 |
It's a cubicle farm. Very few ever escape. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2221 |
I can't seem to find where you put the cheese. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2222 |
Sorry you have outgrown this maze experiment.. |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2223 |
What do you mean you lost the map? |
1.2000 |
0.05967 |
70 |
59 |
8 |
3 |
2224 |
Look, I know you are just a research subject and we have cut your food supply, but we really need to increase our research funding, so can you PLEASE try to run a little faster? |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2225 |
Just one thing - please don’t peek over the walls. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2226 |
How did you do that? |
1.2000 |
0.05228 |
70 |
57 |
12 |
1 |
2227 |
I think this experiment may have taken a wrong turn somewhere. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2228 |
Everyone else is working from home, so you can set up anywhere you'd like. |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2229 |
I'm not here to size you up. Mickey D's has already done that. |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2230 |
Help me find the way and there's cheese for you. |
1.2000 |
0.05228 |
70 |
57 |
12 |
1 |
2231 |
I really need your help to get out of here. You'll get cheese at the exit. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2232 |
My nose is smaller, so you'll have to find the cheese. |
1.2000 |
0.04389 |
95 |
77 |
17 |
1 |
2233 |
Amaze me by getting us outta here. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2234 |
No humans were hurt in the development of this maze. |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2235 |
Okay. Try it again without eating the instructor! |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2236 |
I’ll have a pound of Parmesan lb of Pecorino Romano & a lb of French Brie Aged! |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2237 |
The jig is up if you don’t start scurrying. |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
2238 |
Forget the experiment. I just want to mount you and ride you like a horse. |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2239 |
Have we met before the maze? |
1.2000 |
0.04500 |
80 |
64 |
16 |
0 |
2240 |
Sorry - we can't guarantee their safety once out in the world. |
1.2000 |
0.05228 |
70 |
57 |
12 |
1 |
2241 |
We were going to an open floor plan anyway.” |
1.2000 |
0.04500 |
80 |
64 |
16 |
0 |
2242 |
You’re NOT a vegetarian?! |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2243 |
It would be cheating if I told you the way. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
2244 |
Now you hide and I’ll seek. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2245 |
Please, could you show me the way out of here? |
1.2000 |
0.05967 |
70 |
59 |
8 |
3 |
2246 |
So, who's the Big Cheese around here? |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2247 |
You'll have to leave the clipboard. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
85 |
68 |
17 |
0 |
2248 |
I'm the big cheese; and you are . . ? |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2249 |
Grant money's drying up, Algernon,we're going to give you an ear job, send you to Australia. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2250 |
I wondered why there was a request to raise the height of the maze! |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2251 |
No hopping. |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2252 |
I got demoted. |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
2253 |
What do you mean that you can't find your cubicle? |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2254 |
There is no test for yellow rat bastard. |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2255 |
Sorry. Overqualified, they said. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2256 |
(Shouting) "IS THIS THE WAY TO THE
GRAND DUCHESS OF FENWICK?" |
1.2000 |
0.05737 |
80 |
68 |
8 |
4 |
2257 |
I'm here for the maze-running class. |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2258 |
I’ll remind you that it was I who always got you the cheese regardless of performance. |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2259 |
Lactose intolerant? I’ll see what I can do |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2260 |
Your performance does indicate some memory issues, but your intellectual level is at the 98th percentile. |
1.2000 |
0.06003 |
75 |
64 |
7 |
4 |
2261 |
No, I haven’t seen any cheese. Have you seen any data points? |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
2262 |
You were randomly assigned to the cheese treatment-group. |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2263 |
Our budget cuts have left us with only enough for some Velveeta. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2264 |
Just focus on the cheese and I'll follow you out |
1.2000 |
0.04500 |
80 |
64 |
16 |
0 |
2265 |
Neither of us are typical specimens. |
1.2000 |
0.04020 |
100 |
80 |
20 |
0 |
2266 |
There is a big slab of cheese hidden in this maze that tastes much better than I do. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2267 |
We’re taking a human-scale approach this time. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2268 |
When you find the exit, come back and get me. |
1.2000 |
0.06296 |
75 |
65 |
5 |
5 |
2269 |
At the fork, you go left, I go right. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2270 |
I have to level with you. I'm going to need your help getting out of here... |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2271 |
For today's completion bonus there's a choice of havarti, Wisconsin sharp cheddar, a very nice camembert... but management is really leaning on us to move the smoked gouda. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
2272 |
No. I didn't find a smartphone in the maze. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2273 |
Just so you know, I’m going to keep getting smaller and smaller. |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
2274 |
We are sorry to inform you that the cheese was always an illusion. Good day. |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2275 |
Yes, sorry, I’m the cheese. |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2276 |
Your assignment while you're in there is to discover the meaning of life. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2277 |
Working remote wasn't working.
But now there's cheese in the lunch room. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2278 |
I too can’t find my way out without a GPS |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2279 |
If you get lost, just look over the wall. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2280 |
Our sample size was taken from the subway |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2281 |
Okay, I’ll admit the interior design could use some work. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2282 |
Could I hitch a ride? |
1.1979 |
0.04348 |
96 |
78 |
17 |
1 |
2283 |
It seems the student has become the master. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2284 |
We haven't yet determined who moved your cheese. |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2285 |
If you complete the maze, you can pick up some Hushållsost with lignonberries on your way out. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2286 |
You're either getting too good at this or the cheese portions we leave at the center of this maze are just too big. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2287 |
Yes. Snacks will be provided. Why do you ask? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2288 |
Was that “hang a right at Camembert Avenue” or “a left?” |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2289 |
Do you have any idea of just how difficult it is finding you here? |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2290 |
Look I’m just trying to get out of here as soon as possible. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2291 |
If you are looking for the cheese, you have to go right, left, a couple rights and straight from there. |
1.1978 |
0.04199 |
91 |
73 |
18 |
0 |
2292 |
... an 85-pound wheel of Brie. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2293 |
No, Test Subject #289, you're not just a number to me. |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2294 |
This particular experiment is to see if you can conquer the cubicle maze faster than a human. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2295 |
We see that the growth hormones have greatly exceeded our expectations. Now we want to see if your memory increased as well. |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
2296 |
Wow, this really is hard. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2297 |
I don't even know why this branch of the military exists, but good luck just the same. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2298 |
Clearly,there are some great restaurants in here. |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2299 |
A.I. has made us equal. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2300 |
It's Gouda We Have GPS! |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2301 |
So I guess you were the one who posted the job listing for “the big cheese” right |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2302 |
The dean keeps me at 75% free feeding weight. How about you? |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2303 |
Cheese for life, if you can guide us out of here. |
1.1975 |
0.04451 |
81 |
65 |
16 |
0 |
2304 |
Interesting. However, my day was weirder. |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
2305 |
No, we don’t have the good cheese. Too expensive. But you look like a guy who prefers quantity over quality, am I right? |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
2306 |
I need your help getting out of here |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
2307 |
No, you cannot have your own cubicle. |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
2308 |
Funny what you miss in small grants' fine print. |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
2309 |
I know, you'd like me to show you the way. It's against the rules. |
1.1975 |
0.04451 |
81 |
65 |
16 |
0 |
2310 |
Yes, I’ve downsized. |
1.1975 |
0.04451 |
81 |
65 |
16 |
0 |
2311 |
I can't find my office. |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
2312 |
I can't help you, buddy.
But if you are looking for the Big Cheese, he is another wing. |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
2313 |
No, I'll get on your shoulders. |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
2314 |
We ran some tests and unfortunately, you're lactose intolerant, so is cash fine? |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
2315 |
You better find your way out soon. We're running out of cheese. |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
2316 |
You're a mazing mouse and I'll see you on the other side; just remember, no peeking over the top. |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
2317 |
I guess I did say, 'go big or go home'. |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
2318 |
Trust me, the cheese is a lie |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
2319 |
this isn't what I meant by peer reviewed |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
2320 |
No, we do not do "Minimum Mondays" here. |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
2321 |
No, an open floor concept isn’t going to work for this |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
2322 |
If you find a way out, let me know. I've been looking for years. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2323 |
If you have a problem with the rules take it up with the big cheese. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2324 |
Hey Doc, who moved my cheese? |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2325 |
The governor says - No more cheese for you." |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2326 |
I'm afraid you have exceeded the limits of our research. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2327 |
Obviously you were not in the control group. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2328 |
We have an opening in cosmetic research. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2329 |
Turn Left |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2330 |
The interest has been so high that we now require a PhD in
neurology to apply for a position. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2331 |
Remember -- it's the destination, not the journey. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2332 |
I could make it on my own if they’d have used Limburger. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2333 |
I don't know how they shrank me |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2334 |
That is NOT how babies are born! |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2335 |
We're switching to low-fat cheese. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2336 |
This is why we need a control |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2337 |
Yeah, I hear you Jerry but you’ll have to take that up with Helen in HR. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2338 |
This is the average street layout of Boston. Complete this, and we can release you back there |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2339 |
Do you know where I can find Dermatology? |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2340 |
Sooo, we meet in the middle? |
1.1974 |
0.04596 |
76 |
61 |
15 |
0 |
2341 |
Despite all my rage… |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2342 |
Ok, listen, this is your 100th time in this maze. Clearly the cheese diet is giving you a grandiose sense of self. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2343 |
I could do it but I believe this is more your field. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
2344 |
I was told I was going to be downsized, but I'm still here! |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2345 |
I'd run the maze with you but I'm the primary, in-field ethnographic researcher and I don't like cheese anyway. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2346 |
Thanks for your help. Now let's create an even more confusing cell phone contract. |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
2347 |
Three lefts, a right, and straight to the finish. The lab door is unlocked. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2348 |
You got here before me….not fair |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2349 |
What brings us together is our love of cheeses. |
1.1972 |
0.04755 |
71 |
57 |
14 |
0 |
2350 |
I did design it, but I'm afraid the directions do not come under 'The Freedom of Information Act'. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2351 |
You understand that the work here is more demanding than the growth hormone study. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2352 |
Do you have gps? |
1.1972 |
0.04755 |
71 |
57 |
14 |
0 |
2353 |
We’re sorry, your cheese has been replaced with a dairy free vegan fermented cashew product. |
1.1972 |
0.05161 |
71 |
58 |
12 |
1 |
2354 |
Have you already been fitted for a saddle? |
1.1970 |
0.04933 |
66 |
53 |
13 |
0 |
2355 |
I am a-mazed at how you've grown. |
1.1970 |
0.06190 |
66 |
56 |
7 |
3 |
2356 |
Well, the good news is that the growth formula is working. The bad news is that you're still as dumb as a sack of hammers. |
1.1970 |
0.06190 |
66 |
56 |
7 |
3 |
2357 |
Look, you’re a big rat now; you’re just going to have to figure this thing out yourself. |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
2358 |
Sorry, we’re letting you go. The cheese budget allows one of you or five hundred of your little cousins. |
1.1970 |
0.05385 |
66 |
54 |
11 |
1 |
2359 |
Either you're gigantic, or I'm super small, or this is just a very, very bad dream. |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
2360 |
What do you mean you’re now vegan? |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
2361 |
Yes, Mickey, if you make it to the exit you'll be woke. |
1.1957 |
0.05407 |
92 |
79 |
8 |
5 |
2362 |
I asked you to leave the AI switch alone. |
1.1957 |
0.04437 |
92 |
75 |
16 |
1 |
2363 |
Now don't think of it as an experiment but more as the many unforeseen twist and turns we encounter during our daily lives. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2364 |
I know it's a bore, but it's your job. |
1.1957 |
0.05407 |
92 |
79 |
8 |
5 |
2365 |
Everyone is a-mazing these days. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2366 |
No, the ones that Mother give you don't do anything at all... |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2367 |
If you help me getting out of here, I'll help you getting out of here. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2368 |
No fair peeking over the top. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2369 |
No more looking over the walls |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
2370 |
We decided to cut down on your protein intake. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
2371 |
The test results confirm that you are lost. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
2372 |
I appreciate the irony, but Well I can tell that kind of comment won’t help either of us get out. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2373 |
And you are not allowed to use navigation this time |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
2374 |
This role-play experiment made some big impact. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
2375 |
I haven't a clue either. |
1.1951 |
0.05869 |
82 |
71 |
6 |
5 |
2376 |
Of course you are looking for a mate. Everyone who dedicates their entire life to science is looking for a mate. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2377 |
Yes, I've been here for a long time. I never found my way out, have you? |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2378 |
I can’t figure it out. I’m just going to follow you. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2379 |
It's not a game, but okay, this time you hide and I'll find you. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2380 |
Please show me which way is home. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2381 |
Get me out of here and I promise things will be different. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
2382 |
Which way back to the lab? |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2383 |
This time we don't want you to escape |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2384 |
You’re getting too big for your britches, son! |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
2385 |
I ate, drank, smoked and ran the maze very fast. And losing 150 pounds, they made me Lab Director. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
2386 |
I'll follow you out. |
1.1951 |
0.04403 |
82 |
66 |
16 |
0 |
2387 |
You won't need to worry about the cat. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
2388 |
I really wish I had ordered the Gouda. |
1.1951 |
0.04403 |
82 |
66 |
16 |
0 |
2389 |
I ratted you out because you moved my cheese |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
2390 |
What I can say is that there's way more than a crummy piece of cheese at the end |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2391 |
New York apartments keep getting smaller, so we adapt. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
2392 |
Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ? |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
2393 |
Our lab practices a more egalitarian approach |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
2394 |
Have you come across a glass of bourbon on your search for cheese? |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
2395 |
My, you've grown a lot! How many years has it been since I've seen you? |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
2396 |
Wipe that smirk off your face! I am the scientist here and I get another try. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2397 |
I don't care if you are a baby kangaroo, just run through the darn maze! |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2398 |
Welcome to the rat race. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2399 |
You promise there's a research grant in there this time? |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2400 |
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you..... |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2401 |
Wow, you get cheese? They told me I should intern for the experience. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2402 |
Deal! Better cheese for better results. Remember, we never spoke. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2403 |
I understand that you have also participated in our steroid lab experiments?" |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2404 |
Wow, we're gonna need a lot more cheese. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2405 |
We're experimenting with perspective. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2406 |
Just stay out of any room with an 800 lb. gorilla and you should be fine. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
2407 |
And when you're finished, see Carol in HR to fill out the paperwork for your cheese reward. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2408 |
Just exactly how many treats have they been giving you? |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2409 |
Stop sniffing me. I will help you find the cheese. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
2410 |
Do you have time to answer a few questions for our customer satisfaction survey? |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2411 |
I’m still the scientist. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2412 |
So, you found the cheese, and you're still hungry. I see. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
2413 |
Peeking over the walls will nullify your results. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2414 |
Yes, I assure
you…it’s cheddar. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2415 |
The camembert looks nice tonight and we also have a vegan option. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2416 |
'I know you've always played the role as a "half man, half bull,' but you knew there would be changes once Disney took over and rebranded the Maze as "The Minnie-taur."' |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2417 |
Gary, you have issues. You’re angry. You’re lost. You’re all over the place. And despite all your rage you’re still just a rat in a cage. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2418 |
Don’t forget to chew your name into the right hand corner of the maze |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2419 |
I won't vivisect you if you can get me out of here. |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
2420 |
Turns out we already know the results. |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
2421 |
This 2 square metre unit also comes with a cutting edge pleasure lever which can be used to produce dopamine on demand... |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
2422 |
'Who cut the cheese?'
Is that some kind of joke? |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
2423 |
The cheese shall set you free |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
2424 |
I hope you have all the observations you need. Please let me out now |
1.1944 |
0.04697 |
72 |
58 |
14 |
0 |
2425 |
Get through the maze of cubicles, and you can eat your cheese from home. |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
2426 |
If you happen to find the previous mailroom guy, get him back to H.R. please. |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
2427 |
I just shrunk myself to size to personally witness your dilemma! |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
2428 |
Michael, this is isn't easy but I wanted to tell you face-to-face, you've been with us a long time and I thought it only fair.
You didn't pass, again. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.
I think it's best I show you to the door. |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
2429 |
I know how you feel.....welcome to the rat race.... |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
2430 |
First, this is a cube farm, not a maze. Second, how did you get to be so big? |
1.1944 |
0.04697 |
72 |
58 |
14 |
0 |
2431 |
Yes, you’ve proved your point; now get me out of here |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
2432 |
No, I haven't seen your cousin. But if you want, just go in and take a look for yourself. |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
2433 |
I'm sorry. That position has been filled. |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
2434 |
uhh… you know how to get out of here, right? |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
2435 |
I can tell you where the cheese is, but that would defeat the purpose of the maze, wouldn't it? |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
2436 |
You moved my cheese. |
1.1940 |
0.04868 |
67 |
54 |
13 |
0 |
2437 |
Last one out is a rotten egg! |
1.1940 |
0.06104 |
67 |
57 |
7 |
3 |
2438 |
Concerning the reward, you're not lactose intolerant are you? |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
2439 |
I'll give you TWO pieces of cheese if you can find our way out of here! |
1.1940 |
0.04868 |
67 |
54 |
13 |
0 |
2440 |
In your experience does now being an enormous abomination of nature affect your spatial reasoning in the same way it did your appetite for my predecessor? |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
2441 |
BASICALLY YOU HAVE THE PLACE TO YOURSELF.
EVERYONE ELSE IS WORKING REMOTELY. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
2442 |
Turn once to the right, twice for the left, to the right again and you will find the meaning of your life. |
1.1940 |
0.06104 |
67 |
57 |
7 |
3 |
2443 |
OK look, We’re not playing hide & squeak- make it out in a minute or less & the cheese ball is yours. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
2444 |
Okay, you go next.... |
1.1940 |
0.04868 |
67 |
54 |
13 |
0 |
2445 |
I know it sounds cheesy, but they want you to smile when you reach the cheddar. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
2446 |
You’re right. This is harder than it looks! |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
2447 |
Who moved your cheese? Who moved my cheese! |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
2448 |
I was told there would be corn. |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
2449 |
Your maze-solving is fine. The problem is your attitude. |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
2450 |
There’s no cheese at the end. We just want to see if you’ll do it. It’s called performance review. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
2451 |
Mark's office? Three lefts, two rights, across from the cheese |
1.1935 |
0.05353 |
93 |
80 |
8 |
5 |
2452 |
No you can't use Waze. |
1.1935 |
0.04394 |
93 |
76 |
16 |
1 |
2453 |
This time, try it without knocking the walls down. |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2454 |
Oh. The cheese. Right now. Of course. |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2455 |
Would you be so kind as to show me the way out? |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2456 |
Now we're both amazed. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2457 |
Don't ask me, I'm as lost as you are! |
1.1932 |
0.04233 |
88 |
71 |
17 |
0 |
2458 |
Can i trust you to not look over the walls? |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2459 |
The diet starts today. |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
2460 |
It can be a bit of a rat race around here. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2461 |
People have been complaining about 'a hostile work environment.' |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2462 |
Listen, now that you're genetically modified, we expect more from you. There is no reward. There is no end. Godspeed. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2463 |
Sorry, no. Here we're auditoning for 'Cats' |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2464 |
I’m not kidding. How do I get the hell out of here. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2465 |
If I tell you where to find the Big Cheese I'll get fired too |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2466 |
The New Yorker hasn't been the same since they moved their offices to Stamford |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2467 |
You're fine. I'm lost. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2468 |
What would be your guess? |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2469 |
Listen! I'm sorry about that experimental diet and the maze running and the poking and the prodding. Now, can you just get us out of here? |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2470 |
This would be a lot easier if I knew whether you were a mutant mouse, a giant rat, or a kangaroo. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2471 |
It's time to meet the big cheese |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2472 |
You successfully finished ! Why are you looking at me like that ? |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2473 |
You shift starts as soon as you find your cubicle. |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2474 |
Just remember, this summer internship may change your life. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2475 |
There's more growth hormone, if you can find it."
(This caption comes from the spouse of the subscriber; he is Jerome Jansma, Fayetteville, Arkansas. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2476 |
You can check out any time you like, but you can’t ever leave |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2477 |
Okay, this time I will record how fast you fetch. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2478 |
OK, you’ve done this a million times. This time just do the opposite. |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2479 |
Aw, c’mon. Show me how to get out of here! |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
2480 |
Honestly, I don't know if there is cheese. I'm just trying to get published. |
1.1923 |
0.04491 |
78 |
63 |
15 |
0 |
2481 |
Sorry. Not everything in life works out the way we planned. |
1.1923 |
0.04491 |
78 |
63 |
15 |
0 |
2482 |
Yes, I am the Big Cheese. Why do you ask?" |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
2483 |
Right clicking, left clicking, dragging and dropping. Doc, I want out of the human race. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
2484 |
My left or your left? |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
2485 |
Remind me where the exit is? |
1.1923 |
0.04491 |
78 |
63 |
15 |
0 |
2486 |
I heard you know the fastest way out. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
2487 |
Trust me, you won’t need the clipboard. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
2488 |
No, no, this isn't the same at all. These are cubicles--world of difference. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
2489 |
Growth hormone lab is two doors down. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
2490 |
If you can find your cubby, the job is yours! |
1.1923 |
0.06068 |
78 |
68 |
5 |
5 |
2491 |
My big friends built this fun house for you to play in. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
2492 |
I probably could’ve gone faster if I didn’t have to carry this clipboard |
1.1923 |
0.04491 |
78 |
63 |
15 |
0 |
2493 |
Well Frank, I'd say we were trapped like ra- oh. Oh wait. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
2494 |
To be deemed "An Amazing Mouse," you must complete the course in under 30 seconds and devour the cat at the finish line. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
2495 |
There are no bonuses, just cheese. |
1.1923 |
0.04491 |
78 |
63 |
15 |
0 |
2496 |
Just try your best and you will squeak through the maze” |
1.1923 |
0.04491 |
78 |
63 |
15 |
0 |
2497 |
You looked taller on Zoom. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
2498 |
This is the best I could conceive in the moment to keep us both alive. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
2499 |
You cheated...I smell a rat... |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
2500 |
I know, it’s like a maze in here. |
1.1918 |
0.04640 |
73 |
59 |
14 |
0 |
2501 |
Do I understand, Mickey, that you escaped because of DeSantis? |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
2502 |
I don't think we are talking about the same rat race. |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
2503 |
Larger than life |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
2504 |
I’m hiding from a cat, what’s your excuse? |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
2505 |
Don't look over the top. We are testing you sense of smell not your eyesight. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
2506 |
I'm lost. Could you please guide me to the exit? |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
2507 |
Find the exit before the exterminator gets here. |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
2508 |
No, we cannot switch places |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
2509 |
I don't know know what we gave you, but it's cheating to look over the top of the maze.. |
1.1918 |
0.05740 |
73 |
62 |
8 |
3 |
2510 |
The doctor's patients will love your design. |
1.1918 |
0.04640 |
73 |
59 |
14 |
0 |
2511 |
No, you get just cheese. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
2512 |
We have an "open door" policy here |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
2513 |
I'm not at liberty to say who got the promotion but it's safe to say you have an edge over the competition! |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
2514 |
No Ma’am, the tiny human experiment is in Room 3B |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
2515 |
Let's get out of here so we can figure out if that cheese made you a huge mouse or me a tiny human |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2516 |
Start to the right if you want Swiss, or if you prefer Brie with blue cheese veins, start to the left. |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
2517 |
something looks different...did you do something with your hair? |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
2518 |
Do you know the way to the cheese? |
1.1912 |
0.04804 |
68 |
55 |
13 |
0 |
2519 |
Hello! We're conducting a focus group today on cheese. If you could spare about 20 minutes, I can give you a $35 gift card to The Cheesecake Factory for your time... |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
2520 |
So you gonna vote R for the right or D for dithering? C’mon, squeak up! |
1.1912 |
0.04804 |
68 |
55 |
13 |
0 |
2521 |
I prefer the open floor plan myself. |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
2522 |
now, show me where is the cheese |
1.1912 |
0.04804 |
68 |
55 |
13 |
0 |
2523 |
You've given failure to launch a whole new meaning Mr. Mouse. |
1.1912 |
0.04804 |
68 |
55 |
13 |
0 |
2524 |
Pretty amazing, isn’t it? |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
2525 |
This is a much bigger problem than I was lead to believe when I took the job. |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
2526 |
Good luck. |
1.1912 |
0.04804 |
68 |
55 |
13 |
0 |
2527 |
I'm lost too. Are you vegetarian? |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
2528 |
Truth be told, I have no idea why we are here or where we are going? |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
2529 |
No, I don’t think this is ironic. But yes I would love some cheese. |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
2530 |
Amazingly the growth hormones exceeded expectations |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
2531 |
Over the lower walls, you may glimpse larger cats. |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
2532 |
Just follow the smell of over-roasted coffee and fresh research funding and you’ll be there in no time! |
1.1910 |
0.04485 |
89 |
73 |
15 |
1 |
2533 |
Looks like we're leaving Florida, its too complicated to explain. |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2534 |
So I see if you’ve found and eaten all the cheese. |
1.1910 |
0.04485 |
89 |
73 |
15 |
1 |
2535 |
They said there'd be cheese at this party, but I can't seem to find it. |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2536 |
Restrooms? Down the hall, then a right, right, 2nd left, right, left at the Minotaur, and another left. Can't miss it. |
1.1910 |
0.05270 |
89 |
76 |
9 |
4 |
2537 |
The charcuterie board awaits. |
1.1910 |
0.05270 |
89 |
76 |
9 |
4 |
2538 |
Check your data professor. You know I have never worn britches. |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2539 |
I’m sorry, it’s not an actual ‘rat race’, that’s just what some folks call it. Anyway I’ve left some cheese in your cubicle to help you find it and I’ll check back with you at lunch. Welcome to the team! |
1.1910 |
0.05270 |
89 |
76 |
9 |
4 |
2540 |
And no peaking over the top. |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
2541 |
We understand that no one LIKES working in office cubicles,
but the cheese breaks are to die for. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2542 |
This is bigger than the both of us. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2543 |
The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry |
1.1905 |
0.05738 |
84 |
73 |
6 |
5 |
2544 |
It's also their workspace, so try not to scare them." |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
2545 |
I heard there’s a published article at the center |
1.1905 |
0.05482 |
84 |
72 |
8 |
4 |
2546 |
How about if this time you lead and I follow? |
1.1905 |
0.04310 |
84 |
68 |
16 |
0 |
2547 |
Can you please help me find the way to exit? |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
2548 |
You eat all my cheese, you shit everywhere, you’re addicted to cocaine, and you make me move into your weird ass maze of an apartment. And yet I can’t bring myself to leave you. |
1.1905 |
0.05482 |
84 |
72 |
8 |
4 |
2549 |
Let me understand, you want a demonstration first. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2550 |
Can you please show me the way out?
I know you have been through this before. |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
2551 |
OK, you win! This IS frustrating |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
2552 |
I hate asking directions, but can you get me out of here. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
2553 |
We're having a party for your 25th birthday this afternoon. Want to take another crack at getting out of here? |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
2554 |
Rule three, you cannot stand on your legs and look around. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
2555 |
What do you mean you're lactose intolerant? |
1.1899 |
0.04441 |
79 |
64 |
15 |
0 |
2556 |
Do you know where to find the big cheese? It's my first day. |
1.1899 |
0.04441 |
79 |
64 |
15 |
0 |
2557 |
I'll give you your own clipboard if you get us to the cheese. |
1.1899 |
0.04441 |
79 |
64 |
15 |
0 |
2558 |
If you complete this maize on time, your reward will be a pizza franchise. |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
2559 |
Damned if I know how to get out of here. My problem is how to get back to normal human size. |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
2560 |
Do you have any idea how to get through this grant application? |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
2561 |
Welcome! Your cubicle is this way. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
2562 |
Before we get started, you’ll need to fill out our liability waiver form |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
2563 |
Sorry, but I've been looking for close to a year.
ALT: Don't blame me. I didn't design it.
ALT: What's your password? |
1.1899 |
0.04441 |
79 |
64 |
15 |
0 |
2564 |
Do I really smell that much? |
1.1899 |
0.04441 |
79 |
64 |
15 |
0 |
2565 |
We are Not Cheese |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
2566 |
I know, I'm lost, too. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
2567 |
Do you know where the exit is? |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
2568 |
I don't expect any side effects this time. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
2569 |
We realised we have never looked at the experience from the user point of view. Now, on a scale of 0-5, how would you rate the overall usability of the maze? How about the ease of access to the cheese? |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
2570 |
Don’t worry, Roger! Of course we will set you free tomorrow like we promised. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
2571 |
Of course I know what reductio ad absurdum means - what’s your point? |
1.1899 |
0.04441 |
79 |
64 |
15 |
0 |
2572 |
‘Okay, but please, the cheese at the end is for everyone’ |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
2573 |
It's like cheese, only vegan. |
1.1895 |
0.04310 |
95 |
78 |
16 |
1 |
2574 |
You take a left, two rights, a left, two more rights and you’re there. Can’t miss it. |
1.1895 |
0.05247 |
95 |
82 |
8 |
5 |
2575 |
Have you seen the new Kardashian nude selfie? |
1.1892 |
0.04584 |
74 |
60 |
14 |
0 |
2576 |
Can you show me where the bathroom is? |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2577 |
It's about journey not the destination. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2578 |
Since I shrunk, I now know what you're going through. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
2579 |
So anyway, the tractor beam turned out to be a shrinking ray and here I am. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2580 |
It isn't your experience that interests me. It's your size. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
2581 |
You may be faster than me, but I’ve got tenure ? |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2582 |
Just to be clear, you’re still the one getting probed. |
1.1892 |
0.04584 |
74 |
60 |
14 |
0 |
2583 |
Sorry Bob. We haven’t seen Doris in over a week |
1.1892 |
0.04584 |
74 |
60 |
14 |
0 |
2584 |
There is no break time but there is a generous performance based awards package. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2585 |
Okay, smartass, so you think you're bigger than me? |
1.1892 |
0.04584 |
74 |
60 |
14 |
0 |
2586 |
We’re going to have to hide the cheese better |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2587 |
I think if we work together on this, we can eventually find our way out. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
2588 |
As a new hire you will be assigned to one of these cubicles. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2589 |
Any idea what happened to the rest of the group? |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2590 |
Well you did it, congratulations. The solution to the maze is Mouse Growth Hormone. Go pick up a relatively tiny amount of cheese at the exit. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2591 |
Left, 2 rights, left, right then finally 2 lefts.. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
2592 |
I did it in 10'minutes 20 seconds |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
2593 |
Just apply the same effort you use to get to my office... |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
2594 |
George, I taught you everything I know, now go and make me proud. |
1.1892 |
0.04584 |
74 |
60 |
14 |
0 |
2595 |
We're replacing you with an AI mouse algorithm. |
1.1892 |
0.04584 |
74 |
60 |
14 |
0 |
2596 |
I had been searching for knowledge. But, now that you mention it, some Edam would be nice. |
1.1892 |
0.04584 |
74 |
60 |
14 |
0 |
2597 |
Just tell them if they do what I say they’ll grow up to be big and strong like you. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
2598 |
No, I couldn’t find the cheese either. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
2599 |
That's what happens, when you vote for ratification without reading the fine print!" |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2600 |
The best-laid plans… |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
2601 |
I’m trying to be more method. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
2602 |
I know your using A.I. has made these mazes ultra boring! |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2603 |
It proves the rat race is a growing problem. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2604 |
Limburger or Gruyère? |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2605 |
To get back to the lab, you'll first have to find your way through these cubicles. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2606 |
There is a five pound wheel of gouda at the end. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2607 |
Yes, I moved the cheese. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2608 |
Hey, you seem to know your way around here. Where the heck are the vending machines? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2609 |
I understand that you'd prefer to work from home, but . . . |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2610 |
What did you think this was all about? Fun and games? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2611 |
I know you already know where the cheese is, but you have to solve the maze and there’ll be NO gnawing allowed. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2612 |
I am the lab director, but I wish you'd stop calling me the big cheese. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2613 |
You were told "If this is a medical emergency, call 911." |
1.1884 |
0.04742 |
69 |
56 |
13 |
0 |
2614 |
Here's the deal: help me find the exit, I'll up your steriods. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
2615 |
And so the subject has become the scientist |
1.1884 |
0.04742 |
69 |
56 |
13 |
0 |
2616 |
Desks, chairs and computers arrive Monday. |
1.1884 |
0.04742 |
69 |
56 |
13 |
0 |
2617 |
I understand payback's a bitch, but could you help me find the cheese? |
1.1882 |
0.04582 |
85 |
70 |
14 |
1 |
2618 |
Your brain's bigger than mine; YOU figure it out. |
1.1882 |
0.04265 |
85 |
69 |
16 |
0 |
2619 |
Apparently you found the growth hormones. |
1.1882 |
0.04582 |
85 |
70 |
14 |
1 |
2620 |
The next experiment begins once I find my way out. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2621 |
First one out is the big cheese. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2622 |
What do you mean I’ve put on weight? I’ve been running a rat race everyday. |
1.1882 |
0.04265 |
85 |
69 |
16 |
0 |
2623 |
Now that you have been so successful in learning how to get treats, we are sending you over to the weight loss study. |
1.1882 |
0.04582 |
85 |
70 |
14 |
1 |
2624 |
Go right, then left, left, left, then right, right, left, right, left, one last right. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2625 |
The big cheese would to see you in his office. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2626 |
Frankly, after years of research, I'm starting to think we're both lost in this maze, Maurice. |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2627 |
Not funny, Harold. Not funny. |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2628 |
I see you've been reading "Awaken the Giant Within." |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2629 |
I’m going to need your help getting out of here |
1.1875 |
0.04391 |
80 |
65 |
15 |
0 |
2630 |
I'm new here. Who's the big cheese? |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
2631 |
Size had nothing to do with it. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
2632 |
Just when you were thinking that you beat the rat race, out they came with faster rats |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
2633 |
Would better chew you, rather then do this rigmarole |
1.1875 |
0.04917 |
64 |
52 |
12 |
0 |
2634 |
OK, get me out of here, and I'll get you the cheese! |
1.1875 |
0.05840 |
64 |
54 |
8 |
2 |
2635 |
Your desk is 2 north, 1 east, and 3 north. If you you don't fit our culture, just walk south. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
2636 |
You will be looking for what we call The Big Cheese. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
2637 |
Yes you are bigger. Let’s see if you are any smarter. |
1.1875 |
0.05840 |
64 |
54 |
8 |
2 |
2638 |
OK, we call this the brie maze. Don't get fooled by the cheddar dead ends. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
2639 |
You are lactose intolerant? |
1.1875 |
0.05840 |
64 |
54 |
8 |
2 |
2640 |
I'll help you if you'll help me. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
2641 |
If you can escape this human-sized maze we’ll cast you in “Planet of the Rats.” |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
2642 |
I don’t know how to get out of here, but I know where the cheese is. |
1.1875 |
0.05652 |
80 |
69 |
7 |
4 |
2643 |
The cheese has been inside of you the whole time. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
2644 |
This time don't try to gnaw your way out. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
2645 |
You know that kangaroos dont really like cheese, right? |
1.1875 |
0.05840 |
64 |
54 |
8 |
2 |
2646 |
I've looked everywhere sir, but to no avail. The cheese is gone. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
2647 |
I'm sure you'll break the record, Goliath, but if you're doping, Guinness will know. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
2648 |
Do you ever feel like you're trapped? |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
2649 |
It's about the destination, not the journey |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
2650 |
I knew there was something wrong with that cheese. |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
2651 |
We need to talk about the extra incentives you expect for just doing your job. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
2652 |
You stay on your side, I stay on mine, and we can make this work. |
1.1875 |
0.04917 |
64 |
52 |
12 |
0 |
2653 |
Frank is it necessary for me to wear the costume too? |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
2654 |
What are you doing here? |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
2655 |
Don’t stress out. It’s not that kind of rat race |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
2656 |
97,760 hours..I guess it does sound crazy. |
1.1875 |
0.05840 |
64 |
54 |
8 |
2 |
2657 |
Wow, you’re right, IKEA IS confusing! |
1.1875 |
0.05652 |
80 |
69 |
7 |
4 |
2658 |
I have no idea why I get Filet Mignon when I get out of here and you only get cheese, ask the other guy in the white coat |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
2659 |
Oh how the tables have turned… |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
2660 |
I’m sorry, we’re rebranding as hamsters at the moment, and not hiring any more mice. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
2661 |
Well well Dr Hafeez let’s see how you can make it out the maze. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
2662 |
If you are looking for more excitement and compensation talk to Elon Musk at SpaceX. He may be adding the Moon as a stop over for the Mars project. |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2663 |
Say Cheese |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2664 |
Now that I can see things from your perspective, I’d like to leave, please. |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
2665 |
I don’t see that Harry. If anyone is the mouse, YOU are the mouse |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
2666 |
We are calling it Lab Rat: The Immersive Experience. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2667 |
We cut back on the hormones but it still tastes like cheese. |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
2668 |
This is a big surprise to me too. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
2669 |
I don't know why I'm here but I'd like to follow you search for the exit if you don't mind. Sir. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
2670 |
Do you want me to replace the parmesan cheese with cheddar? |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
2671 |
Ok, when I get to the end, you give me my cell phone. |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
2672 |
Sorry, not meant for kangaroos |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2673 |
You humans are so predictable, all you have to do is change the pattern a little and we are lost. |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
2674 |
If you jump out of the maze, you will be disqualified. |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
2675 |
I don't know my way out of this mess any more than you do |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
2676 |
Obviously, the answer is self evident |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
2677 |
It's a Mobius-the smell of cheese is everywhere, but there's actually no way out. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
2678 |
Yes, we’re a hybrid workplace, but unfortunately your job can’t be done remotely. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2679 |
Can you please add a Statin to your next research protocol? |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
2680 |
Can Mouse sign up a Twitter account to join campaign announcement ? Or it was banned? |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
2681 |
I await your instructions, sire! |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
2682 |
Can you help? There's an error in my directions. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
2683 |
You're gonna need better SAT scores to get outta here. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2684 |
Humor is disallowed. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
2685 |
Are you my mentor? |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
2686 |
I'm gonna need three forms of identification. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2687 |
Are you kidding me?!? I’m just as lost as you are. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
2688 |
With the preliminaries out of the way, we’re finally ready to embark on a large-scale study. |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
2689 |
„You were right, it looks bigger on the inside.“ |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
2690 |
Your cubicle is the third one down, on the right |
1.1863 |
0.04971 |
102 |
88 |
9 |
5 |
2691 |
Tell me again how I get out of here. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2692 |
Once you complete the task, I’ll have a treat for you,please don’t eat the walls. |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2693 |
One of us is dreaming and since I'm not cheese, it must be me. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2694 |
You must be the new guy from
Big Pharma. |
1.1860 |
0.05363 |
86 |
74 |
8 |
4 |
2695 |
So you're saying if I complete the maze, I'll get a giant federal research grant?. |
1.1860 |
0.05363 |
86 |
74 |
8 |
4 |
2696 |
Would it kill them to build some windows? |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2697 |
Undercover Boss, Season 342. |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2698 |
How long have you been changing our food? |
1.1860 |
0.04221 |
86 |
70 |
16 |
0 |
2699 |
‘Yes, it’s a big hunk of cheese”. |
1.1860 |
0.04221 |
86 |
70 |
16 |
0 |
2700 |
So, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the maze? |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2701 |
We had to pay for the Star Wars IP with some experiments, Mickey. |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
2702 |
When you’re done, you get to watch “The Shining”. |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
2703 |
Do you know the way to San Jose? |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
2704 |
You are about to be replaced by a lawyer so get with it. |
1.1857 |
0.05860 |
70 |
60 |
7 |
3 |
2705 |
Since the Pandemic and serious supply chain issues, our lab has been downsized to keep us on budget. Now, how the hell do I get out of here? |
1.1857 |
0.05860 |
70 |
60 |
7 |
3 |
2706 |
Munster, not monster cheese. |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
2707 |
Rough first day for you too? |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
2708 |
Eureka my ass! |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
2709 |
Nope, GPS is not allowed. |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
2710 |
We're trying to find out if you are smarter than we are" |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
2711 |
Let's be friends. Why don't you come by my place for hor d'oeuvres and cheese. |
1.1857 |
0.04682 |
70 |
57 |
13 |
0 |
2712 |
Whoa! We have dress code here. You will have to wear pants. |
1.1857 |
0.04682 |
70 |
57 |
13 |
0 |
2713 |
And at the end of the maze is an extra day of PTO? |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
2714 |
You get a reward if you find my office |
1.1857 |
0.04682 |
70 |
57 |
13 |
0 |
2715 |
You creatures are so much better at finding your way out of a maze.
Could you just tell me how to find the men’s room? |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
2716 |
This is what they call “ skin in the game” |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
2717 |
Oh, so you come in on Tuesdays and Thursdays? |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
2718 |
Very funny. Now reverse the shrink-ray. |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
2719 |
Because the New Yorker staff REALLY likes mouse mazes... |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2720 |
Why” is an illusion; you need to ask “what’s at the end? |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2721 |
Well, I see the experimental memory-enhancing drug had a totally unexpected side-effect in you. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
2722 |
Mighty Mouse I presume? |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
2723 |
Hi, I'm Dr. James Monterey. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2724 |
We have to discontinue the experiment, we’ve run out of funding for cheese. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
2725 |
'Just shout when you spot the elephant!' |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
2726 |
You are too good at this, so we're cutting your treats in half...it's for you own good! |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
2727 |
Sorry, I'm lost too, in a maze of my own making. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |