Contest #851


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I’m here to conduct your exit interview. 1.7443 0.01519 2710 1282 839 589
1 At this point, I’m no longer sure which one of us they’re testing. 1.7245 0.02033 1463 699 468 296
2 The restroom? Third door on your right, then left, left again, then right, right and left. You can’t miss it. 1.7162 0.01910 1649 796 525 328
3 That concludes our study. You can see yourself out. 1.6796 0.01786 1807 903 580 324
4 It’s an honor to work with a giant in the field. 1.6760 0.01361 3062 1525 1004 533
5 Sure, if you can find your way out, you can work remotely. 1.6603 0.02222 1201 629 351 221
6 We have to let you go. You’ve outgrown your position here. 1.6599 0.01771 1773 897 582 294
7 I was hoping you'd get us both out, actually. 1.6469 0.01898 1515 775 500 240
8 They said if I find my way out, I'll get tenure. What did they tell you? 1.6432 0.02603 880 475 244 161
9 Just climb over the walls. It’ll drive the researchers crazy. 1.6404 0.01888 1635 876 471 288
10 Do you mind if I follow you out? 1.6389 0.02317 1019 529 329 161
11 Steroids in the cheese? Why do you ask? 1.6369 0.02031 1421 768 401 252
12 You're welcome to run through the cubicles. Everyone works from home. 1.6361 0.01963 1492 799 437 256
13 You find the cheese, I'll find the wine and we'll meet back here. 1.6323 0.01783 1727 908 546 273
14 I'd ask directions but I'm a man. 1.6318 0.01876 1665 907 464 294
15 For you, it’s cheese. Me, it’s tenure. 1.6277 0.01830 1660 885 508 267
16 You've made it to the end. Would you mind taking an exit poll? 1.6221 0.02186 1151 616 354 181
17 I'm new here, but you seem to know your way around. 1.6150 0.01908 1369 706 484 179
18 The goal is to find the cheese and avoid Brenda in accounting. 1.6093 0.02063 1308 719 381 208
19 I've been asked to duplicate my results using a larger sample. 1.6058 0.01924 1507 834 433 240
20 We're transferring you to the New York subway. 1.5994 0.02496 931 531 242 158
21 Look, I'm gonna be straight with you; there's no way out." 1.5972 0.01902 1544 867 432 245
22 I'm thinking you're not on the placebo mixture. 1.5928 0.02404 948 531 272 145
23 The results are preliminary, but there do seem to be some side effects. 1.5909 0.01941 1391 765 430 196
24 I assume you know your way out 1.5905 0.02353 923 502 297 124
25 This is embarrassing, but can you help me find the way out? 1.5903 0.01967 1384 770 411 203
26 In this case, thinking outside the box would be beneficial. 1.5767 0.02392 926 524 270 132
27 This would have been a lot simpler if you hadn't eaten the BREADCRUMBS! 1.5674 0.02373 927 529 270 128
28 Look, I give you cheese, you get me out 1.5646 0.02293 960 542 294 124
29 A pound of Gruyere if you show me the way out. 1.5617 0.02431 892 516 251 125
30 We would start you off with cheese. No insurance. No retirement. No chance for advancement. Just cheese. 1.5613 0.02374 930 537 264 129
31 Sure, I created it. That doesn't mean I remember every detail. 1.5607 0.02289 922 514 299 109
32 You can stop looking. I'm the big cheese. 1.5607 0.02395 922 535 257 130
33 What we’re trying to determine is am I tiny or are you huge? 1.5567 0.02388 864 489 269 106
34 We're testing to see whether size really does matter. 1.5550 0.02449 854 493 248 113
35 We were downsized. 1.5519 0.02508 828 484 231 113
36 We need you to stop evolving. 1.5516 0.02761 823 525 142 156
37 You did well with the maze. Next, it's finding public restrooms. 1.5489 0.02488 798 458 242 98
38 Ok. Yes. I moved your cheese. 1.5476 0.02581 778 457 216 105
39 Son, you were an experiment.” 1.5473 0.02578 782 460 216 106
40 There was never any cheese. 1.5464 0.02606 776 460 208 108
41 Go ask Alice. I think she'll know... 1.5399 0.02755 715 434 176 105
42 Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. 1.5389 0.02670 720 427 198 95
43 I’m not saying you cheated, but try it again on all fours. 1.5364 0.02624 673 384 217 72
44 I cannot say what’s at the end of the maze, but I will say it pairs wonderfully with the mouth-drying tannins of a full-bodied Cabernet Sauvignon. 1.5358 0.02631 685 395 213 77
45 Yes, it is a maze. No, there are no winners in a rat race. 1.5357 0.02666 687 401 204 82
46 Don't ask me, I'm still trying to find the bathroom. 1.5354 0.02708 678 399 195 84
47 Not accusing you,but did you move my cheese? 1.5337 0.02684 667 388 202 77
48 What are your demands?” 1.5311 0.03052 708 477 86 145
49 These are the offices. Labs are on the next floor. 1.5303 0.02759 643 379 187 77
50 Yes, I guess I could install a doggie door. 1.5291 0.03011 722 486 90 146
51 They're turning it into an IKEA. 1.5289 0.02878 641 392 159 90
52 It’s not about the cheese, it’s about the journey. 1.5280 0.02823 642 387 171 84
53 Take as long as you need-- there's no cat the first time. 1.5234 0.03018 598 373 137 88
54 Let me show you to your cubicle. This place can be a bit of a maze. 1.5233 0.02729 600 345 196 59
55 Sorry, I just work here. 1.5214 0.02842 585 345 175 65
56 I’m just a guy- Standing in front of a mouse- Asking her to get me out of this IKEA. 1.5197 0.03020 583 362 139 82
57 So far, the results are huge. 1.5197 0.03387 585 404 58 123
58 You've outgrown the position. 1.5178 0.02869 589 353 167 69
59 I have another appointment. Can you find your own way out? 1.5175 0.02845 628 384 163 81
60 Okay, good. Now, Janet would like you to find her stapler. 1.5151 0.02881 563 334 168 61
61 What else have you been taking? 1.5142 0.02985 564 345 148 71
62 We're taking you off the steroids. 1.5138 0.02892 580 350 162 68
63 No, you're still not allowed to look over the top. 1.5134 0.02989 524 312 155 57
64 Who, who told you there would be cheese? 1.5105 0.02911 525 308 166 51
65 Where do you see yourself five turns from now? 1.5087 0.02986 519 310 154 55
66 I’m pretty sure we’re not in the control group. 1.5068 0.03133 511 316 131 64
67 Now we're going to bring in the cat. 1.5051 0.03234 495 311 118 66
68 This is all for you. Nobody is renting offices these days 1.5048 0.03111 521 324 131 66
69 So let me get this straight. Left,right,left,right,right,and then a left? 1.5039 0.02995 508 304 152 52
70 I’m actually not sure which of us is in the control group.” 1.5020 0.03178 496 309 125 62
71 The growth hormone study? That's cubicle 4. 1.5011 0.03161 463 280 134 49
72 Well,do you think that if I knew the way out of here, we’d be having this conversation? 1.4989 0.03238 465 288 122 55
73 This test is to see, once and for all, if size does matter. 1.4989 0.03277 463 289 117 57
74 You look for the cheese, I'll look for the wine. 1.4968 0.03367 467 300 102 65
75 Co-authors seems fair. 1.4968 0.03052 467 278 146 43
76 Did you say right, left, right, right, left, left, right,right, left, right, right, right, left, left, left, right, left? 1.4946 0.03252 465 291 118 56
77 I'm guessing you didn't get the placebo 1.4943 0.03396 439 278 105 56
78 No, you can't use Google Maps 1.4935 0.03282 462 291 114 57
79 You've become a bigger pest than we've expected. 1.4910 0.03325 446 281 111 54
80 No, these are just cubicles. But I see how you'd be confused. 1.4873 0.03462 433 280 95 58
81 I'll show myself out. 1.4855 0.03196 447 276 125 46
82 The ethical committee doesn't let us use a real mouse, so do your best Bob 1.4854 0.03596 412 270 84 58
83 Unfortunately, we have to do some downsizing. 1.4824 0.03369 398 246 112 40
84 There will be no caption due to the writer's strike. However, I assure you, it would have been hysterical. 1.4813 0.03654 401 265 79 57
85 The F.D.A. can’t shut me down if they can’t find me. 1.4795 0.03939 390 272 49 69
86 Would you like to complete a brief customer service survey when you've finished? 1.4783 0.03397 414 263 104 47
87 I was following you! 1.4770 0.03387 392 244 109 39
88 so are you the experiment or am I? 1.4758 0.03465 414 268 95 51
89 No, these are our office cubicles. The rat maze is down the hall. 1.4758 0.03657 393 260 79 54
90 Sorry you got lost. This lab is for maze learning. The growth hormone experiment is next door. 1.4743 0.03479 409 265 94 50
91 So we’re both lost? 1.4738 0.03368 401 252 108 41
92 You seem to have grown from the experience. 1.4729 0.03801 332 213 81 38
93 Gruyère? I’ll have to check. 1.4681 0.03529 376 241 94 41
94 What do you mean can I work from home? 1.4678 0.03624 357 229 89 39
95 No offense, but I took this job to escape the rat race. 1.4663 0.03696 356 232 82 42
96 And you say you got the placebo? 1.4649 0.03693 342 220 85 37
97 Okay,if you win , you get cheese. If I win, I get tenure. 1.4646 0.03631 353 227 88 38
98 Now let’s see if you can get us out of here. 1.4643 0.03345 392 247 108 37
99 We have a big rodent problem. 1.4632 0.03571 367 237 90 40
100 It's great that you're gigantic and can understand human speech, but the institute still insists on a maze test to measure your intelligence. 1.4627 0.03701 335 215 85 35
101 Turns out the maze is only part of the experiment. 1.4608 0.03524 332 206 99 27
102 I told you not to eat the breadcrumbs! Now we'll never find a way out 1.4581 0.03780 334 219 77 38
103 Yes, we did put growth hormones in the cheese. Why do you ask? 1.4577 0.03775 343 227 75 41
104 Did you drink from a little cup that said 'Drink Me'? So did I 1.4569 0.03712 348 229 79 40
105 You’ll get through it fine, pretend it’s the New York sewer system. 1.4568 0.03527 370 240 91 39
106 Just one question-Where's the cat? 1.4545 0.03744 341 225 77 39
107 Do you have time for a quick customer satisfaction survey? 1.4540 0.03847 326 216 72 38
108 Can I interest you in a free personality test?” 1.4536 0.03990 366 261 44 61
109 If I knew the way out, do you think I'd still be working here? 1.4527 0.03815 338 226 71 41
110 I think we can assume you weren't in the placebo group 1.4525 0.03988 316 213 63 40
111 So once again we meet in a New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. 1.4525 0.03988 316 213 63 40
112 It’ll be win-win. You still get the cheese, and I’ll get tenure. 1.4523 0.03855 325 216 71 38
113 My advisor suggested I needed to understand my experiments from your perspective, so here I am. 1.4503 0.03822 302 195 78 29
114 Get out? How did you get in? 1.4500 0.03797 320 210 76 34
115 Gov. DeSantis is testing out new entrances to Disney World. 1.4472 0.03675 322 208 84 30
116 Of course, I know the way out...but let's say I didn't 1.4463 0.03738 298 190 83 25
117 Yes, I too prefer the open floor concept. 1.4462 0.03650 325 210 85 30
118 So when can you start? 1.4444 0.03973 270 174 72 24
119 So you're the one who moved my cheese. 1.4433 0.03952 291 192 69 30
120 No, you can't use Mapquest. 1.4424 0.03710 330 218 78 34
121 Excuse me,do you know the way out of here? 1.4424 0.03681 321 209 82 30
122 You choose. Run the maze or take notes. 1.4418 0.03851 292 190 75 27
123 Just between us I’m convinced you didn’t get the placebo. 1.4414 0.04195 290 200 52 38
124 Both our careers are on the line here. 1.4393 0.03967 280 184 69 27
125 I feel like you should know how this works by now. 1.4380 0.03894 274 177 74 23
126 It’s weird being back in the office 1.4366 0.04020 284 190 64 30
127 The bathroom is just to your left, your left, your right, your left… 1.4358 0.04155 296 206 51 39
128 I'm not falling for it again, Jeff. I know you're in there. 1.4354 0.04060 271 180 64 27
129 We’re downsizing. 1.4332 0.03624 307 198 85 24
130 We think you’ve found enough cheese. 1.4331 0.04048 284 192 61 31
131 We’re both in dead end jobs. Let’s just get on with it. 1.4328 0.03881 268 173 74 21
132 No, these are the staff offices. The cheese maze is on the third floor. 1.4323 0.03889 303 204 67 32
133 We're investigating the human male's inability to ask for directions. 1.4319 0.04260 301 216 40 45
134 I think you'll fit right in here. 1.4306 0.03591 288 182 88 18
135 So it’s two rights and a left back to my office? 1.4295 0.03758 298 196 76 26
136 The objective is to get to the corner office. 1.4286 0.03863 280 184 72 24
137 We're in this together. 1.4270 0.04023 274 184 63 27
138 What do you mean you'll only run the maze if the cheese is gruyere? 1.4269 0.03998 260 171 67 22
139 You find the cheese. I'll find the wine. 1.4263 0.03988 312 218 55 39
140 This wasn’t what I meant when I said that we needed a larger sample size. 1.4257 0.04350 249 171 50 28
141 Oh thank god! Do you know where the exit is in this IKEA? 1.4257 0.04160 249 166 60 23
142 This is very embarrassing but I need your help. 1.4253 0.04022 261 173 65 23
143 You lead. 1.4245 0.03846 278 183 72 23
144 I found the cheese. Did you find the Martini? 1.4242 0.04268 264 183 50 31
145 OK, so it's not a double blind study. 1.4232 0.03992 267 178 65 24
146 Any idea where the men's room is? 1.4228 0.03763 272 176 77 19
147 Help me find the exit and I'll leave a window open tonight. 1.4221 0.04056 244 160 65 19
148 The only way out of here is if we work together. 1.4218 0.03536 294 188 88 18
149 Fine, yes, unlimited cheese. Now, help me out of here. 1.4215 0.04268 261 181 50 30
150 Left, right, straight, right, left, left, straight, left, right, then a final right. But don’t tell them I told you. 1.4211 0.04020 247 162 66 19
151 You're right, we need better cheese if we want to attract a better clientele. 1.4194 0.03967 248 162 68 18
152 Thanks for helping out. We can't find Professor Larson. 1.4180 0.04094 244 162 62 20
153 I'll tell you where the cheese is if you tell me where the coffee is. 1.4170 0.04256 247 169 53 25
154 No, you're Stuart, I'm Little. 1.4163 0.04399 233 160 49 24
155 Don't assume you're getting the drug. Your growth spurt may be a placebo effect. 1.4160 0.04256 250 172 52 26
156 I may have misplaced a decimal point somewhere. 1.4153 0.04480 236 165 44 27
157 I finally understand what they mean by “rat race” 1.4130 0.04438 230 159 47 24
158 And lastly,you can’t look over the top. 1.4128 0.04410 235 163 47 25
159 I’m looking for a girl named Alice.” 1.4118 0.04287 238 163 52 23
160 You were right, the Roquefort did get better results. 1.4118 0.04287 238 163 52 23
161 Actually, this isn't a maze. I'm just trying to find my cubicle. 1.4115 0.04100 243 163 60 20
162 So if this doesn't confirm I'm in the rat race, nothing will. 1.4100 0.04061 239 159 62 18
163 What do you mean, 'There's no escape?' 1.4091 0.04392 242 170 45 27
164 Sorry, we decided to go in a different direction. 1.4072 0.04287 221 149 54 18
165 It’s a journey-not the destination. 1.4062 0.04052 224 147 63 14
166 Your gene enhancement surgery has made you ineligible. 1.4053 0.04251 227 154 54 19
167 Sorry to keep you waiting. Took me awhile to find my way out. 1.4048 0.04030 252 171 60 21
168 You had one job. 1.4043 0.04211 230 156 55 19
169 You’ve outgrown the lab, so we’ve assigned you a cubicle. 1.4043 0.04403 235 165 45 25
170 They also shrunk my salary. 1.4038 0.04346 213 144 52 17
171 They’re mazing remotely today. 1.4037 0.04469 218 151 46 21
172 You find the cheese. I'll look for the exit. 1.4028 0.04575 211 147 43 21
173 Look, I'll explain it to you one more time, and then you'll have to put down the clipboard and get through on your own. 1.4025 0.04592 241 176 33 32
174 For you it's cheese. For me it's tenure. 1.4017 0.04245 234 161 52 21
175 You say 'Marco', I say 'Polo'. 1.4009 0.04082 217 143 61 13
176 Forget cheese. I need running shoes. 1.4009 0.04683 227 165 33 29
177 No, I will not shrink the cat 1.4008 0.04248 237 164 51 22
178 Well, it’s been real. I think you know the way out. 1.4008 0.04043 247 168 59 20
179 You seem to be the only one left. Is there something you want to tell me? 1.4000 0.04413 215 148 48 19
180 I'm sorry that we have to let you go; you know the way out 1.4000 0.04528 220 155 42 23
181 I'm counting on you to find my way out. 1.3984 0.04074 251 173 56 22
182 I would tell you how to get out of here if I knew myself! 1.3981 0.04157 211 140 58 13
183 I'm so sorry, but you've out grown the job! 1.3973 0.04141 224 151 57 16
184 On the other hand, I'm the only one who knows the way out. 1.3971 0.04071 209 137 61 11
185 Don't worry, we've replaced the triple-creme brie with low-fat mozzarella. But I think you look terrific just the way you are! 1.3971 0.04136 204 134 59 11
186 Well, you see, it's just that we're downsizing... 1.3961 0.04152 207 137 58 12
187 It’s about the journey. 1.3960 0.04820 202 145 34 23
188 For me, the reward is tenure. 1.3956 0.03878 225 147 67 11
189 Yes, without GPS. 1.3953 0.04457 215 150 45 20
190 I can't find my cubicle either. 1.3948 0.04163 233 160 54 19
191 No, I don't have any cheese. I am just a grad student here to collect and weigh your droppings. 1.3932 0.04490 206 143 45 18
192 We’re out of Edam so today you’ll be looking for Humboldt Fog. 1.3923 0.04285 209 142 52 15
193 Just keep an eye out for a really large cat. 1.3920 0.04546 199 138 44 17
194 No, I thought you were in charge. 1.3915 0.04448 212 148 45 19
195 Your job is to show our new employees how to get into and out of their cubicles. 1.3901 0.04145 223 152 55 16
196 So now you want me to do it without the clipboard? 1.3900 0.04186 241 169 50 22
197 Wow, we really built this maze well... I can't find the exit either! 1.3897 0.04667 195 137 40 18
198 We’ve never tried anything on this scale before. 1.3886 0.04253 211 144 52 15
199 I’ve decided to join the rat race 1.3884 0.04457 224 160 41 23
200 I know, it's a dead-end job, but at least it's a job. 1.3884 0.04411 224 159 43 22
201 No, you're not hallucinating. I am. 1.3876 0.04002 209 138 61 10
202 I think you've outgrown this job. 1.3871 0.03850 217 142 66 9
203 Don’t look, but I think we’re being watched. 1.3868 0.04236 212 145 52 15
204 If you get through this we're going to try you in IKEA. 1.3846 0.04587 221 161 35 25
205 What do you mean it's my turn? 1.3827 0.04640 196 139 39 18
206 We want to see how you navigate office politics. 1.3827 0.04640 196 139 39 18
207 Because you aced all our standard-size tests... 1.3825 0.04164 217 149 53 15
208 You have to do the maze twice a week in person -- you can do it by Zoom on the other days. 1.3822 0.04609 191 134 41 16
209 I’m glad you brought a pen and paper because I am only showing you around once 1.3814 0.04489 215 154 40 21
210 What do you mean we didn’t prepare you for the real world? 1.3807 0.04148 218 150 53 15
211 The maze is down a floor. This floor is accounting. 1.3807 0.04786 197 143 33 21
212 You find the place okay? 1.3800 0.04515 200 141 42 17
213 It looks like you chose the blue pill 1.3791 0.04571 182 126 43 13
214 Looks like we’re in this together. 1.3781 0.04210 201 137 52 12
215 'We take store design very seriously here at IKEA.' 1.3777 0.05008 188 139 27 22
216 We've decided to stop rewarding you with full-fat cheese. 1.3776 0.04220 196 133 52 11
217 I switched the cheese with New York subway pizza,as you requested. 1.3775 0.04502 204 145 41 18
218 And that’s when I realized I wasn’t part of the control group. 1.3757 0.04695 189 135 37 17
219 I guess I shouldn't have eaten that slice of cheese that said 'Eat me.' 1.3756 0.04413 213 152 42 19
220 The open office wasn’t working for us. 1.3743 0.04543 187 131 42 14
221 Do me a favor...just pretend your having trouble getting out. 1.3737 0.04492 190 133 43 14
222 So you do it for cheese and I do it for money. What's your point? 1.3737 0.04734 190 137 35 18
223 I'm the new microbiologist. 1.3736 0.04637 174 121 41 12
224 I see they sent one from Manhattan. 1.3735 0.04866 166 117 36 13
225 Oops, wrong pill. 1.3731 0.04793 193 141 32 20
226 Bad news, funding has been cut so its back to the subway for you. 1.3729 0.04984 177 129 30 18
227 If I told you, it wouldn't be a valid experiment. 1.3723 0.04648 188 134 38 16
228 I know, it’s a dead end job. 1.3721 0.04744 172 121 38 13
229 As your manager, I get thirty percent of the cheese. 1.3721 0.04598 172 119 42 11
230 For you, they leave cheese. For me, $10,000 in bitcoin. 1.3717 0.04284 191 131 49 11
231 Care to show me around? 1.3717 0.04284 191 131 49 11
232 This is what you’ve been training for. 1.3716 0.04127 183 122 54 7
233 Do you have a few minutes to take a quick survey? 1.3716 0.04737 183 131 36 16
234 You are my greatest scientific achievement, Labratdoodle. 1.3706 0.04607 197 142 37 18
235 There is a golden ring at the finish - put it on, and you will immediately turn back into my grad student! 1.3702 0.04324 208 147 45 16
236 I was laid off months ago. I just can't find my way out. 1.3690 0.04743 168 118 38 12
237 So at the other end there's a grant? 1.3690 0.04535 187 132 41 14
238 We need to talk about the cheese budget. 1.3687 0.04531 198 142 39 17
239 The experiment is over, the growth hormone works better than we expected. 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
240 ...and no, you can't work from home. 1.3647 0.04622 170 119 40 11
241 My funding's in jeopardy, not to mention your cheese 1.3642 0.04712 173 123 37 13
242 I hate to ask directions. 1.3636 0.04794 165 117 36 12
243 Actually, I'm a micro biologist 1.3620 0.04986 163 118 31 14
244 Which of us got the placebo? 1.3605 0.04578 172 121 40 11
245 What makes you think you’re qualified for this job? 1.3605 0.04427 172 119 44 9
246 I thought the new maze would be done by now, but we've hit one dead end after another. 1.3602 0.05027 161 117 30 14
247 One of us is obviously in the wrong experiment. 1.3602 0.04949 161 116 32 13
248 AI just replaced both of us 1.3602 0.04787 186 137 31 18
249 I've been trying for two days, can you give me a hint? 1.3600 0.04541 200 146 36 18
250 Any idea where the other ten went? 1.3593 0.04821 167 120 34 13
251 Well, what we do know is that they're lying to one of us about the experiement. 1.3588 0.05045 170 126 27 17
252 Of course if your blood test turns up performance enhancement drugs, you'll be disqualified. 1.3584 0.04773 173 125 34 14
253 You're too big to fail. 1.3580 0.04766 162 115 36 11
254 I'm new here. Would you mind directing me to the nearest exit? 1.3579 0.04467 190 136 40 14
255 I know you'd rather work remotely. 1.3575 0.04539 193 140 37 16
256 It’s a maze to me too. 1.3571 0.04733 182 133 33 16
257 Err…on second thought, why don’t I just go ahead and get you that cheese? 1.3567 0.05113 157 115 28 14
258 I could’ve sworn you were in the placebo group 1.3562 0.05346 160 121 21 18
259 You can see yourself out. 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
260 No, that's not correct. Listen to my instructions one more time: Turn right at the first corner, then two lefts, then a right, and a left, then three quick rights, and then a left, and finally a right. Got it? 1.3544 0.04842 158 113 34 11
261 Did you move my cheese? 1.3544 0.05006 158 115 30 13
262 Yesterday it was growth hormones, today it's Google Maps. Just take the test, will you? 1.3538 0.04558 195 143 35 17
263 With you,we can say we had a large sample size. 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
264 It was a Covid vaccine. I don't know why you grew 6 feet. 1.3536 0.04680 181 132 34 15
265 I can’t find it either 1.3532 0.04346 201 145 41 15
266 All the other rats are working from home today, so you have your choice of cubicles. 1.3529 0.04696 187 138 32 17
267 I understand your preference is to work from home, but we'll need you in the office for this position. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
268 Remember, it's not the destination, but the journey. 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
269 I have been downsized. 1.3522 0.04648 159 112 38 9
270 What do you mean you ate the breadcrumbs? 1.3519 0.04834 162 117 33 12
271 This will be the first large-scale study of its kind. 1.3509 0.04727 171 124 34 13
272 Personally, I would have preferred an open floor plan. 1.3506 0.04563 154 107 40 7
273 I know things have changed. I’m prepared to negotiate. 1.3503 0.05020 157 115 29 13
274 I’m lost. 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
275 You may be asked to complete a brief one-question survey. 1.3500 0.04626 180 131 35 14
276 I don't know, I'm new here myself. 1.3500 0.04624 160 113 38 9
277 Alright, you called my bluff. I'm lost. 1.3497 0.04483 163 114 41 8
278 You'll be reporting to the big cheese. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
279 Where’s the best place to eat around here? 1.3490 0.05210 149 110 26 13
280 You've mastered the maze, so you're ready for Manhattan. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
281 Believe when I tell you that a rat maze is anyday better than the rat race 1.3490 0.04755 149 105 36 8
282 Or, why don't YOU do it first and when you come back, I'll give it a try? 1.3481 0.04604 181 132 35 14
283 If you're looking for the bathroom, go right, right, left, right, left, left, then right. If you get caught in the trap, you've gone too far. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
284 No, you can't run through. It's a call center, not a maze. 1.3468 0.04608 173 125 36 12
285 So where do we go from here? 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
286 "Are you the one we allowed to work from home the last three years?" 1.3457 0.04901 162 119 30 13
287 I’m sorry for being short with you. 1.3457 0.05204 162 123 22 17
288 One of us is dreaming 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
289 Because I am the one with the white coat and clip board, that’s why. 1.3446 0.05138 148 109 27 12
290 It means I don’t know if we’re the control group either. 1.3444 0.04976 151 110 30 11
291 I think it’s best we go our separate ways. 1.3439 0.04671 157 112 36 9
292 I'm sure you can see yourself out. 1.3436 0.04875 163 120 30 13
293 You're overqualified. 1.3432 0.04523 169 121 38 10
294 If you can get us out of here, there’ll be cheese like you won’t believe. 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
295 Yes, this is a-mazing." 1.3430 0.04764 172 127 31 14
296 Can you help me? I must have made a wrong turn. 1.3430 0.04470 172 123 39 10
297 So much for my best laid plans. 1.3427 0.04873 143 102 33 8
298 Is this your dream or my nightmare? 1.3423 0.05452 149 114 19 16
299 We all feel lost at times! 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
300 No, I'm just a very small scientist. 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
301 If I finish, I get tenure. 1.3416 0.04326 161 112 43 6
302 If I do get there... and back, can I bring you something to eat? 1.3416 0.04587 161 115 37 9
303 I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. 1.3416 0.04993 161 120 27 14
304 Which way out of Florida? 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
305 Please, no cheating. The kangaroo rat just hopped over the wall. 1.3410 0.04881 173 130 27 16
306 I don't know the way out either. 1.3397 0.04501 156 110 39 7
307 I hate this dead-end job. I want out. 1.3396 0.04873 159 117 30 12
308 Actually, the toughest thing was finding a tiny clipboard. 1.3394 0.04589 165 119 36 10
309 Just go find the cheese... never mind how I shrunk myself. 1.3390 0.04521 177 129 36 12
310 Two things: the shrinking serum works, and I'm really sorry for everything. 1.3381 0.05360 139 104 23 12
311 No, you can’t work from home. 1.3381 0.05360 139 104 23 12
312 It’s a triple blind study. I don’t know either. 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
313 Yes. Now I can empathize. 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
314 I'm from research, Tell me....exactly how long have you been in here???? 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
315 If I solve this maze, I get tenure. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
316 Sometimes you have to get lost to find yourself. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
317 Could I trouble you for directions? 1.3378 0.04653 148 105 36 7
318 No, it's YOUR turn to find the exit! 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
319 I’m sorry I was condescending, you’re right. It’s a lot harder when you can’t see it all from the top. 1.3377 0.04627 154 110 36 8
320 You look like the type that doesn't just eat cheese... 1.3376 0.04568 157 112 37 8
321 Sorry, no GPS allowed. 1.3375 0.04334 160 112 42 6
322 We've been through this before. 1.3374 0.04863 163 121 29 13
323 I think I owe you an apology. 1.3374 0.04863 163 121 29 13
324 So this ‘maze’ is actually an office, and I need help finding my desk. 1.3371 0.04764 175 131 29 15
325 Gruyère, why do you ask? 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
326 I don't know which way, I just work here. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
327 They’re actually just empty office cubicles. 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
328 Excuse me, could you show me the way back to the lab? 1.3355 0.05108 152 114 25 13
329 Now let's see how you do on the written test. 1.3355 0.04602 155 111 36 8
330 I’ve never run a study on quite this scale before. 1.3354 0.04488 161 115 38 8
331 This looked different over Zoom. 1.3353 0.04789 170 127 29 14
332 Race you! 1.3333 0.04504 150 106 38 6
333 I can't help you. I've been trying to get of here for three days. 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
334 Yes, yes, well played, but seriously, do you have the antidote 1.3333 0.05091 156 118 24 14
335 Rules are rules; positive for steroids, so you're disqualified. 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
336 This is disorientating. 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
337 What on earth did Earl put in that cheese 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
338 I'm as amazed as you are. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
339 I don't know this neighborhood either. 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
340 Sorry, if you keep peeking over the wall - you will be disqualified. 1.3312 0.04553 157 113 36 8
341 We’re taking away your trophy. You tested positive for steroids. 1.3311 0.05457 151 118 16 17
342 The big cheese wants us back in the office. 1.3311 0.04537 148 105 37 6
343 Does anyone really know where they are going? 1.3311 0.04637 148 106 35 7
344 I'm inclined to follow your lead on this one. 1.3310 0.04596 145 103 36 6
345 I hear there will be a wine and cheese reception if we make it out of this. 1.3310 0.04996 145 107 28 10
346 Thanks, but I prefer an open floor plan. 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
347 People are complaining of you running through their cubicles all day. 1.3310 0.04438 142 99 39 4
348 So, we meet again. 1.3308 0.04618 133 93 36 4
349 ...and one pill makes you small. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
350 I’ll race you 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
351 No, Doc, you aren't allowed to use pencil and paper. Just run the maze until you get it right. 1.3295 0.04646 173 129 31 13
352 How'd I do? 1.3293 0.04667 164 121 32 11
353 First day, huh? Follow me. The kitchen is this way. 1.3290 0.04853 155 115 29 11
354 It would be impressive, but you got the placebo 1.3289 0.05079 149 112 25 12
355 Remember - it’s not a race. 1.3289 0.04804 149 109 31 9
356 What? No! YOU run the maze! 1.3288 0.04673 146 105 34 7
357 Before we start, am I small or are you big? 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
358 All right, so I drank the wrong vial. YOU were supposed to shrink to normal size. Now can you help get me out of here? 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
359 I thought the rat race only happened on Mondays 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
360 I see that you have already been part of our steroid study. 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
361 I think you've had enough cheese. 1.3272 0.04940 162 123 25 14
362 Let's see . . . . Take your first left, then a right, then another left, then your second left again, then the third right, a left, another left and finally a sharp right. 1.3269 0.04740 156 115 31 10
363 One mouse's cheese is another man's tenure. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
364 You ask what I've learned? I've learned life is full of twists and turns and deadends but is always amazing. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
365 The bathroom is down the hall to the right." 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
366 Let’s just hope they put us in the control group. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
367 What the hell was in those pellets? 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
368 Real mice don’t ask for directions 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
369 And when you're finished you can show yourself out. 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
370 We agreed to trade places, I get to eat cheese all day and you have to write my thesis. 1.3262 0.05373 141 108 20 13
371 Actually, I was hoping you knew. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
372 Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey? 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
373 Cheese? I'm looking for the bathroom. 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
374 You think this maze is tough? Try finding tiny clipboards at Costco! 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
375 And I thought Pavlov had it tough! 1.3253 0.04205 166 118 42 6
376 Only now do I fully appreciate what I’ve been putting you through. 1.3252 0.04758 163 122 29 12
377 Nobody said anything about it being a "race." 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
378 So,I hear you’re the big cheese around here. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
379 Don’t worry. You’re too big to fail. 1.3241 0.05168 145 110 23 12
380 Perhaps you can help me. I am trying to find my way out. 1.3241 0.04682 145 105 33 7
381 Ok, you right, it’s different from this perspective 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
382 Congratulations, you are now ready to go to IKEA. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
383 It's a lot harder once you're in here. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
384 I had a hard time finding you. 1.3235 0.04769 136 98 32 6
385 Don’t look at me. We’re both part of the same experiment. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
386 But if you could see out of the suit, Carl, it wouldn’t be a double-blind study. 1.3233 0.05602 133 103 17 13
387 Ok, fine. If you find the cheese, I'll give you back your phone. 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
388 Point taken. Now unshrink me. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
389 No, this is my office cubicle, the maze is outside” 1.3228 0.04514 158 115 35 8
390 This is embarrassing but I need your help getting out of here. 1.3226 0.04924 155 117 26 12
391 You'll know when you're near the end: there's a gift shop. 1.3224 0.04904 152 114 27 11
392 Remember, happiness is not in the destination but the journey. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
393 What, you think you're the only one competing in this rat race? 1.3219 0.04447 146 104 37 5
394 I!'m glad you survived the radioactive pellets. Now let's see if you can survive cubicle life. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
395 Now we'll see if size matters. 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
396 What do yo mean, you're testing human intelligence? 1.3209 0.05360 134 102 21 11
397 You’re the new hire? Well, let me tell you. It’s a giant rat race here. 1.3209 0.05464 134 103 19 12
398 They felt if they hired smaller lab assistants we could communicate better. 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
399 I identify as human now. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
400 Lab's downsizing. 1.3200 0.04765 125 89 32 4
401 Do you know how to get out of here? 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
402 . Don’t worry. You’ll find your desk in no time 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
403 What do you mean, “Why?” 1.3193 0.06194 119 95 10 14
404 I couldn't find the cheese either. 1.3193 0.04761 166 126 27 13
405 If I go up there and ask for Brie they're gonna laugh in my face. Now,I might be able to get you a nice Cheddar. 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
406 Maybe I could just follow you out. 1.3191 0.05357 141 109 19 13
407 Are you scared of a mouse, Mr. Desantis? 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
408 Um, you first. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
409 True, you could kill me, but I’m the only one who knows the way out. 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
410 I see that you made it to the steroids! 1.3185 0.05221 135 102 23 10
411 Your guess is as good as mine! 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
412 For me, there's tenure at the end of the maze 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
413 I’ll show you my notes if you help me get out of here. 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
414 Amaze me. 1.3176 0.04398 148 106 37 5
415 You appear to be overqualified. 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
416 Left, left, right, left, right, right, right, left, left, right, left, right. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
417 Are you also motivated by grant money? 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
418 Okay. You're right. It's harder than I thought. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
419 You were hired so I can get out of here 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
420 Experience? 1.3171 0.04663 123 87 33 3
421 Because I'm Holding The Clipboard, That's Why! 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
422 Ok, let's find your cubical. Welcome to the rat race. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
423 I heard you were looking for me. 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
424 Talk about plot twist. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
425 So THAT'S what's been happening to all the cheese. 1.3162 0.04749 136 99 31 6
426 No, I'll hold the clipboard. 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
427 Quaint? Beautifully austere? You're supposed to want to escape. 1.3162 0.05393 136 105 19 12
428 Were fairly certain that you're not in the control group. 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
429 Not to put too much pressure on you, but know that the next Nobel Prize in Behavioral Psychology is dependent on your successfully navigating the maze! 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
430 I'm counting on you to get us out of here. 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
431 I'm looking for the food lever. 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
432 They downsized my position. 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
433 Yes, I have a cat. Why do you ask? 1.3154 0.05354 130 99 21 10
434 Your particular set of skills will help you navigate this workplace. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
435 Yes, no this isn't your maze. It's my office, we call them "cubes". 1.3147 0.05197 143 110 21 12
436 The reward is a job well done. But yes, there is cheese. 1.3147 0.04699 143 105 31 7
437 I was counting on you to get us out of here. 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
438 You aren’t blind, you should be able to do this! 1.3140 0.04550 121 85 34 2
439 You got us into this maze now get us out! 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
440 You’re quite possibly my only true work friend 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
441 Focus. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
442 Get us out of here and it's "cheese for life". 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
443 Not as easy as it looks, is it? 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
444 The people employed here eventually found their way out by working from home. It's all ours now! 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
445 Something's gone very wrong with this experiment. 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
446 I think I owe you an apology for being condescending over the years. The test does seem rather harder from this perspective. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
447 Don't worry about being different, Reggie, everyone gets a trophy. 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
448 No, you cannot use AI. 1.3116 0.05325 138 107 19 12
449 You go first. 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
450 My department’s been downsized. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
451 We've been looking for you for the past 15 years! 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
452 You'll get a tasty reward after doing the maze experiment. You can leave that clipboard and coat here. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
453 According to DNA results, your mother was a kangaroo. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
454 We’re thinking about ending the growth hormone trials. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
455 Unfortunately Corporate says we have to come back to the office to work now 1.3109 0.04736 119 85 31 3
456 Look, Leonard... I know we encouraged you to think creatively, however the whole test is blown if you just jump over the maze walls. I mean we only had so much budget to spend and these are the walls we got....thanks for your help 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
457 And, then, the postdocs watched "Honey, I Shrunk The Kids" ... 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
458 …and then he asked me if I’d “like to see a shrink.” In hindsight, I should’ve seen it coming. 1.3101 0.05590 129 101 16 12
459 I just wanted to come down and apologize personally for all the confusion. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
460 You’ve got the job, if you can get across the floor to HRO. 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
461 Take the tour - you'll be amazed! 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
462 This is embarrassing. I need your help. 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
463 I am required to disclose that even if you make it out of the maze, you won’t make it out of the system. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
464 This is my office, not a maze, and there is no giant chunk of cheese to find. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
465 They’re calling it the Steinbeck study. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
466 Sorry, the GPS is down. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
467 Don't look at me like that, I'm lost too! 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
468 Have you seen the cat? 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
469 Most of the office is still working remotely, but you’ll obviously need to come in. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
470 I know I don’t deserve your help, but I need it. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
471 I honestly don’t know why I did this experiment… 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
472 You’re new here. Let me show you around. 1.3077 0.04613 130 94 32 4
473 Welcome to your orientation. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
474 Stop looking at me like that. I’m not the big cheese 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
475 Do you know where the bathroom is? 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
476 It’s a well-aged Roquefort if that makes a difference. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
477 Okay, I see your point. 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
478 So you found the red pill. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
479 An ergonomic chair, sure. But no corner office. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
480 Well, according to our findings, it turns out I am the cheese. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
481 Would you point me to the men's room? 1.3065 0.05393 124 95 20 9
482 No it's not a maze. It's our office cubicles. 1.3065 0.05513 124 96 18 10
483 We need you to convert this chopped up workspace into an open floor plan. 1.3062 0.04775 160 123 25 12
484 For us it's called "cubicles". 1.3061 0.05253 147 116 17 14
485 Now I know what it feels like to be trapped. 1.3061 0.05073 147 114 21 12
486 The smaller mice are saying you won by peeking over the top. 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
487 I wondered where all the cheese went. 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
488 Sure... but if you do, the location of the cheese dies with me. 1.3058 0.05731 121 95 15 11
489 I hope you’ve got the map on that clipboard 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
490 And as a Google Maps creator, you'll be paid as an independent contractor. 1.3056 0.05052 144 111 22 11
491 3 Lefts, and a right. That'll get you to the artisanal Pecorino. 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
492 Just think of this as the NYC subway system. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
493 Can you help me find my desk? 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
494 I feel as though we've outgrown each other. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
495 What do you mean, you're off dairy? 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
496 Yes, I'm short. 1.3047 0.05384 128 99 19 10
497 It seems you're not the subject after all. 1.3047 0.04514 128 92 33 3
498 Hey, don't look at me! You're the expert here. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
499 I hate to tell you this,but I’m lost, too. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
500 I'd like for you to stop shouting "You Da Mouse!" when you finish the maze. 1.3043 0.05205 138 107 20 11
501 We see tremendous personal growth. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
502 I know you've been running mazes virtually for the last 6 months but now that we're back in the office we expect business casual attire. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
503 I agree, it's ironic. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
504 So that’s three lefts and a right? 1.3040 0.05474 125 97 18 10
505 I didn't move your cheese. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
506 Perhaps it was a mistake to combine the maze experiment with the growth hormone experiment. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
507 You have to use the rat bathroom! 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
508 I'll give you five bucks to get me out of here 1.3030 0.05262 132 102 20 10
509 Your resume speaks for itself. Welcome to the rat race. 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
510 And, when you get hungry, the cafeteria is to your right, left, left, right, left, straight, right, straight, left, and then you push on the big lever." 1.3026 0.05030 152 119 20 13
511 I'm counting on you to get us the hell out of here. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
512 I wish I could help but it's a double-blind study. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
513 I have some cheese for you if you would show me the way out. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
514 I help you find the block of cheese if you help me find my car keys 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
515 They told me tenure was at the end of the maze." 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
516 Oh, no, I'm not the big cheese here. 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
517 More cheese, less steroids. 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
518 Excuse me but you seem to know your way around here ... 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
519 No looking over the partitions! 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
520 But I must tell you, there is no cheese. 1.3015 0.04467 136 99 33 4
521 I found the cheese. I understand you found the grant money? 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
522 The main problem is your linear thinking. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
523 Left is right half the time. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
524 No, the cheese is the same size as before. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
525 Wait til you see the cat! 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
526 I see you found your whey. 1.3008 0.04751 123 90 29 4
527 You can put down the clipboard. It's not that hard. I've done it a hundred times. 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
528 I'm sorry, your height excludes you from our study. 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
529 So, are you a man-sized mouse, or am I a mouse-sized man? 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
530 You'll find our cubicles are every bit as demeaning as the maze you're used to. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
531 Are you aware of the penalty for performance enhancing cheeses? 1.2992 0.05513 127 100 16 11
532 I just realized our cubicles upstairs have the same path to the coffee machine and I am starting to wonder which is the real control group. 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
533 And remember. It’s about the journey, not the destination. 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
534 Please tell me you're a kangaroo? 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
535 You are clearly in the wrong experiment. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
536 I could use your help here. 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
537 Wrong experiment. The steroid lab is down the hall. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
538 The grant had some unusual conditions. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
539 I’ll show you to your cubicle but finding your way out of this rat race is really up to you. 1.2985 0.05508 134 107 14 13
540 Well........ it's not your prostate.. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
541 Do you mind if I tag along? 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
542 By God, New York's rat problem is larger than we ever imagined 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
543 I suggest you stay in here. We gave some of the same growth hormone to the cat. 1.2975 0.05460 121 94 18 9
544 The difference is you’re lost and I’m not. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
545 We've both made some terrible career choices. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
546 If you reach a place called Mar-a-Lago, you've gone too far. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
547 Well, it seems the growth hormone is working. 1.2973 0.04838 148 114 24 10
548 Welcome to hell, Mr. Trump. This legal maze is your punishment. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
549 I hope there are no hard feelings from all the past experiments. 1.2973 0.05947 111 88 13 10
550 We’re studying the effects of psychedelics on mice, and I think I’m about to lose my license. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
551 We cannot reveal to the study subjects whether they are in the real or the metaphorical rat race. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
552 Open space concept was not working too well, so we have opted for the new and groundbreaking "multiple turns and dead ends" concept. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
553 You have to promise not to peek over the walls. 1.2969 0.04621 128 94 30 4
554 I wanted to tell you personally. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
555 Which one of us is goiong to test it? 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
556 Do you have time for a short survey? 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
557 Well, yes. It is a much different experience from this vantage point. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
558 I never realized how important you being a herbivore was until now. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
559 So, I follow the scent of research funding to find the exit to the maze? 1.2958 0.04557 142 106 30 6
560 What minotaur? 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
561 So that concludes the office tour. There is cheese in the break room which is right... around... that corner... 1.2957 0.05657 115 90 16 9
562 Corporate has decided you can no longer work from home 1.2951 0.05544 122 96 16 10
563 What makes you think you weren't on the placebo" 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
564 Look, I know you’re lactose intolerant, but I still need you to find the cheese. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
565 We’ve been working with your family for generations since Chernobyl. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
566 Sometimes you're the rat, sometimes you're the cheese. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
567 This test is specifically designed to keep me gainfully employed. Just do whatever the hell you want and I'll spend years justifying your actions. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
568 It's supposed to be hard. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
569 Go ask Alice.” 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
570 I don't know how we got into this either, but there is a way out. 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
571 The interview is over. I believe you know your way out. 1.2941 0.04318 136 99 34 3
572 Wow, you're taller in person! 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
573 First one to figure out managed care gets the cheese. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
574 I got demoted, okay?! 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
575 We have reason to believe you have been stealing all of the cheese. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
576 Do I look like cheese? 1.2936 0.05873 109 86 14 9
577 Before we begin: Do you have any dietary restrictions we should know about? 1.2936 0.05873 109 86 14 9
578 Telling me how to get out doesn’t make you a rat. 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
579 No, you don’t get to be first author. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
580 You're right, it is harder than it looks. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
581 No, I'm looking for tenure. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
582 Well, hello fella. Guess my new formula does have some side effects. Back to the lab. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
583 Remember, you can remove the costume only after your finish the maze. 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
584 You won; now you can retire. 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
585 Please help me find my cubicle. 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
586 The cheese is in my cubicle. 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
587 Long story short, my colleague's shrink ray is not a joke and I could really use your help. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
588 What do you mean you're blind? 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
589 Amazing, Grace. You once were lost, but now you're found. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
590 I really need some help getting out of here. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
591 Your height may work in our favor. 1.2909 0.04718 110 80 28 2
592 I’m gonna walk you through the whole thing one last time. Please try to pay attention this time. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
593 This is harder than it looks. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
594 If I knew the way out, do you really think I’d still work here? 1.2901 0.05024 131 101 22 8
595 OK, Mickey, one route will lead to Minny; the other one leads to Ron DeSantis. 1.2900 0.06403 100 81 9 10
596 I see you found the cheese. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
597 You go first. You've had more practice. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
598 You must be the new project. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
599 Doctor be honest, how bad is it 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
600 Congratulations! You can now leave Florida! 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
601 What did you do with the cat? 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
602 Don't beat yourself up. I can't find the exit either and I built the damn thing. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
603 No. The test animal is me. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
604 And, don't forget. Our online support, and tutoring, are available upon request. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
605 I’m impressed. Next we will run you for congress. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
606 It was a lot easier in the open-office floor plan. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
607 Or I could just give you the cheese. In fact, let's go ahead and do it that way instead. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
608 Congratulations, Dr Mouse, your experiment has produced our first team of tiny scientists! 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
609 It seems there has been a change of scope in the project. 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
610 Can you help me get out? 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
611 It was left, left, right not left left left 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
612 What's in the middle? A sizable research grant from the NBA! 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
613 Quit calling me Walt-- It's Ron! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
614 See? Our workplaces are pretty much the same. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
615 No, it’s a regular size piece of cheese. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
616 Okay mister smarty pants, get us out of here. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
617 OK, it's a lot harder from down here. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
618 It’s no longer a rat race. 1.2885 0.04864 104 76 26 2
619 No,I was not the one who moved the cheese. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
620 The results are in. We're both lost. 1.2883 0.04319 111 79 32 0
621 I brought a Merlot that should pair beautifully with the cheese if we can find it. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
622 And, where do you want to go? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
623 We’re all going to turn around and run like hell. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
624 No, I don't. I was hoping you knew. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
625 Welcome back to the office. There's a cheese box in your cubicle. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
626 I said 'We need to do it with a larger sample'. But... 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
627 The big cheese likes it if you’re goal oriented. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
628 You've outgrown this job; I'm sorry to say that we will have to let you go. 1.2880 0.04658 125 93 28 4
629 Could you direct me to the Big Cheese 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
630 Before we begin, are you lactose intolerant? 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
631 Is there really just cheese there? No wine, no crackers? 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
632 Getting there is half the journey. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
633 You did well. Now, can you help me get out of this thing? 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
634 This is the problem with doing two experiments at the same time—have you figured out how to get out of here? 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
635 Today we're trying something a little different. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
636 They used to serve wine at these things too. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
637 Would you say your biggest motivation is compensation, recognition or cheese? 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
638 Honestly, if I had any idea how to get out of here, I'd tell you. 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
639 Don't worry darling I'm very close to an antidote 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
640 I’ve been here 6 days. You did it in 8 minutes? 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
641 I'm sorry -- since the pandemic, our mazes are only done on-line. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
642 I'm guessing you'll have an easier time with this than I did. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
643 You show me the way out and I'll show you where we keep the extra cheese. 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
644 Obviously, I can't 'make' you try to find the cheese at the end of the maze. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
645 I believe today's selection is a baked brie on a mound of crispy crackers. You have 4 minutes. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
646 You’ve won a lot of these, haven’t you!? 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
647 Okay Dr. Small, we're going to see if you can still find your way out of the maze now that all the cornstalks have been removed. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
648 No, it is just the regular cube not the cheese platter. 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
649 We're concerned about the missing lab assistant. Have you seen Brie? 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
650 The point? Beats me. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
651 Any change in your insurance since your last test? 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
652 No matter how big and smart you are, I'm still the one holding the medical degree. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
653 There are Taylor Swift tickets at the end. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
654 Hmmm...when they said we had a big rat problem, for some reason this wasn't what I imagined. 1.2846 0.05486 130 105 13 12
655 No, I'm not the cheese. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
656 I’m hoping the A.I. will feed us if we figure it out. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
657 My therapist says I need to walk a mile in your maze. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
658 What do you mean, it's your turn with the clipboard? 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
659 Are you finding everything okay? 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
660 That's right, "Dr. Stuart Little." And the irony hasn't been lost on me. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
661 How was I supposed to know the cheese was laced with growth hormone? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
662 Today's selections are either Cheddar or Havarti. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
663 Just how long have you been lost in there? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
664 Are you sitting on my intern?" 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
665 Make a right, then a left, another left, go straight, then right, left, another left... 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
666 Welp, the shrink ray works. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
667 Don’t look at me. I just work here. 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
668 What do you mean, 'You want a race?' 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
669 We're thinking of moving to open concept. 1.2832 0.04614 113 83 28 2
670 That was perfect -- next we will work on getting through airport security. 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
671 Take 2 lefts and then a right to reach the exit- got it? 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
672 Try following your heart. 1.2832 0.04782 113 84 26 3
673 I can get you out of this rat race and into a career you will love 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
674 I was hoping you could get us out of here. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
675 I'm sorry, but I can't keep covering for you... 1.2824 0.04633 131 99 27 5
676 Left left right left, but you didn’t hear it from me. 1.2823 0.05439 124 99 15 10
677 I thought you’d be taller. 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
678 I’m the guinea pig. 1.2823 0.05317 124 98 17 9
679 Yes, we know you can just knock down the partitions - just humor us. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
680 Can you point me back to the psychedelics lab? 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
681 You asked to speak to the manager? 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
682 Have we met before? 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
683 Sorry. It was Brie. I couldn’t resist. 1.2818 0.05937 110 89 11 10
684 Let’s keep this between us; get me out of here and I’ll give you double the cheese. 1.2812 0.05427 128 103 14 11
685 At least it's not a cubicle. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
686 How the heck do I get out of here? 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
687 Frankly, you’ve outgrown the maze. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
688 The ad said a “mazing “ job, not “amazing”! 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
689 ok buddy if we’re going to get out of here, we’ll need to work together 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
690 Let's see how fast I can hide from you. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
691 So you know how to get outta here right? 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
692 Yes, I was the one who moved your cheese. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
693 Sorry to inform you that you've been replaced by Rat-GPT. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
694 Beats me. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
695 Go for it wise guy! 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
696 How high can you hop? 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
697 I don’t know whether to be ecstatic or terrified at the results of this experiment. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
698 I don't know who moved your cheese 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
699 What do you mean, now it's my turn? 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
700 Any dietary restrictions? 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
701 Ok Squeakers,I know things got easier for you with each trial at the Radiation Research Team,but you're in Mazes and Cheese Acquisition now. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
702 This is your last try. Do not peek over the top. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
703 Are we competing for the same promotion? 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
704 Ok, now I see the futility of it all. 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
705 It feels like it’s your apartment not our apartment. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
706 Maybe you’re wrong for the part because the movie’s title is “Night Night, Tiny Mouse!” 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
707 Perhaps we should switch to the vegan cheese. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
708 You’re right, it isn’t easy. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
709 Your lost?... I'M LOST!! 1.2787 0.04547 122 91 28 3
710 I wanted to break it to you personally: you've been replaced because I've been downsized. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
711 Project 14b51 is staring me down, guys... guys?! 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
712 So, you grew up here in the maze? 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
713 I don’t think we considered all the possible side effects 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
714 Do you know the way out of here? 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
715 Lead me to the exit. 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
716 You should know, Doctor. You designed it. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
717 Hello, I’m dr Skinner… 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
718 Ok. You’ve made your point. Now help me find my office. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
719 Thanks for leading me into the center. Now, what? 1.2773 0.04453 119 88 29 2
720 OH SHIT!! A RAT!! 1.2772 0.05990 101 81 12 8
721 Believe me, I’m just as surprised to find myself here as you are 1.2772 0.04692 101 74 26 1
722 ...but mostly the maze is a metaphor" 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
723 Maze? What Maze? Those are our cubicles! 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
724 Whatever, just be back by midnight. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
725 Congratulations! You've outgrown this maze. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
726 The suit looks great, Barry. We can finally begin human trials. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
727 I don’t get paid enough for this 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
728 You're right; I'm not learning anything. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
729 So you say that if I find my way out, there's a federal grant at the end? 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
730 No peeking over the top. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
731 Gregory,your mouseamorphosis was amazing 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
732 You can’t find your cubicle? 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
733 It’s a Stilton. You’ll love it. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
734 I did it in one try 1.2759 0.04676 116 87 26 3
735 Actually, I’m lost, so I’m just gonna follow you 1.2759 0.05419 116 92 16 8
736 One of us is genuinely intelligent. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
737 Well, the results are in. You’re lactose intolerant. 1.2756 0.04566 127 96 27 4
738 Whaddaya mean, you want to work from home? 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
739 You're right - this is a lot harder than it looks. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
740 Your turn or mine? 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
741 Well, yes, now that you ask, it is pointless to try and get out of here. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
742 With all the down-sizing around here lately, no one's safe. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
743 If you solve the maze, we'll let you terrorize the cat. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
744 Make a left, then a right, right, left, left, left, right, left, left, and then right. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
745 Remember, I'm not a piece of cheese. 1.2752 0.05662 109 87 14 8
746 I said I'd make you bigger not smarter 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
747 There's no reason to be smug about this. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
748 The bad news? There’s no way out of this 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
749 I regret this already." (Bhramari Papouchis, Age 9, Florence, Massachusetts 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
750 I moved the cheese. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
751 Hi, Mickey. I’m Mini. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
752 Who told you there would be cheese? 1.2745 0.06098 102 83 10 9
753 Just keep your head down or your not getting the cheese. 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
754 No, I didn't move the cheese!! 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
755 My office is down the hall, to the right, right again, and then it's the second door on the left 1.2742 0.05412 124 100 14 10
756 Why yes, the interns do call me the Big Cheese. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
757 What do you mean, 'Best served cold'? 1.2742 0.05412 124 100 14 10
758 Now that you are on the staff, you have to find your cubicle. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
759 Give it a try - -the cheese is pretty good. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
760 Yes. This is all there is. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
761 I enlarged you so you can help me find my way back to my cubicle. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
762 I don't know. I was hoping you could tell me 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
763 I took this job because I thought I was going to escape the rat race 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
764 Exactly how long have you been lost in here? 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
765 You look nothing like Mickey. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
766 We're going to have to work together on this one. 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
767 Would I do this for a piece of cheese? 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
768 I think you've outgrown this maze. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
769 This is the human clinical trial area; for rodents go to the East Wing. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
770 You get used to it. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
771 Sorry it took so long to find you, but we have your test results 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
772 I'm glad we finally see eye to eye on the ethics of this experiment. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
773 Do you come here often 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
774 Could be worse. Could be cubicles. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
775 I’m afraid we’ve had to switch to Government cheese. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
776 Turn on, tune in, drop out” is no longer an option, now get back in the maze 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
777 Hey, aren’t you the one that helped that French kid to make some amazing dish in some fancy restaurant or something several years ago? Yeah, well, you’re just looking for cheese here. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
778 Other than that, just make sure you label your food. Ok, now let me show you to your cubical. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
779 Cheese? No idea. I’m just here to make sure I get your correct pronoun in my report” 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
780 I'm here to walk you through it" 1.2712 0.04110 118 86 32 0
781 It’s ok Mickey, De Santis has had the same effect on many others as you. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
782 Excuse me, I'm lost 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
783 Apparently, the injection was meant for you, not me. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
784 I'm sorry but I can't promise smoked gouda 1.2710 0.04517 107 79 27 1
785 In the beginning, it seemed like a great idea to inbreed the same group of mice. But now... 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
786 Times are tough. I need the work. 1.2710 0.06167 107 89 7 11
787 We had to take the food away because it was attracting vermin. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
788 I think we both mixed up the "eat me" protocol with the "drink me" protocol. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
789 I am just as baffled as you are 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
790 What has inspired you to volunteer? 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
791 Ya, I know, now you can just peek over. I don't see the point anymore either. But, how about you to lead us to break room. I just got an email that there is still some cake left over. 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
792 I told the genie to amaze me. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
793 Um, first we need to run a quick steroid test on your cheese.” 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
794 Well, yes, you could just look over the walls, but that takes the fun out if it. 1.2705 0.04361 122 91 29 2
795 I've been here 3 days, how about you. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
796 I’m sorry, Chuck E but your prior experience does not qualify you this line of work” 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
797 What do you mean we don’t see eye to eye on this? 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
798 Please stop eating the crumbs I leave behind 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
799 We either need to do less testing or use smaller cheese. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
800 Sorry,we are out of brie. May I recommend chèvre? 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
801 Do you have time to take a quick survey 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
802 I wish I'd never invented RatGPT. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
803 I owe you an apology. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
804 I did this so we could be together, Martha. 1.2696 0.05568 115 93 13 9
805 If you get through this one I'll let you scare my wife. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
806 My name is Inigo Montoya... 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
807 Congrats, you won. 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
808 I spoke with Chuck, he sends his regards 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
809 I’m not naming names, but one of us fucked up 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
810 So your background is in nuclear power? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
811 On the bright side, the shrink ray works. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
812 Take a hard look in the mirror and ask yourself, "what would a mouse do?" 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
813 I came to help, but now I’m lost too. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
814 Do you remember where we left the car? 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
815 You can’t find your desk because somebody moved the cheese 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
816 'Don't make me come down there,' I said! 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
817 Does ‘too big to fail’ mean anything to you 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
818 Can you tell me how to get out of this place? 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
819 There's gotta be a way out. 1.2683 0.04331 123 92 29 2
820 We're not doing cheese any more. It's fentanyl and CBD gummies now. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
821 The maze is its own reward. 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
822 There never was any cheese. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
823 You come here a lot? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
824 Well... because I already know the way. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
825 Accept the fact, you are just too big to be a Maze Mouse. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
826 I understand you’re bored, but Limburger is cheating 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
827 I suppose my best advice would be to run your own race. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
828 Let's not focus on why I'm here, let's focus on getting that cheese. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
829 Another ten seconds off your time and we'll promote you to Gruyere 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
830 Your shoulders, or mine? 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
831 Snagging all the growth hormone for yourself was pretty impressive. But you still have to find the cheese. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
832 Have you found the coffee? Because I know where the cheese is. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
833 But I’m not cheese-motivated. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
834 The maze is closed. Everyone is working remotely. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
835 Don’t worry, you’re all winners and everyone will get some cheese at the end. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
836 I solved your maze. Now can I have my grant? 1.2667 0.05389 120 97 14 9
837 Don’t you miss working from home? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
838 How long have you been in here, and where are all the other mice? 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
839 I'm only here in a reduced capacity. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
840 Which way is the exit? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
841 I said I was a lab rat! Not a labyrinth rat! 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
842 Yes, magic mushrooms have been legalized. Why do you ask? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
843 Je suis aussi une souris. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
844 You don't look like someone's been moving your cheese. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
845 No, I am not going to take a turn today. Yes, we think HGH is working well in you. No, we do not have any Brie. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
846 Your promotion is just around the corner. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
847 NO, you DID NOT get the placebo in the growth hormone study. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
848 You're gonna need a bigger maze. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
849 The cheese is a lie. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
850 I get it now. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
851 And if you can't make it out, we've got a customer service job ready and waiting for you. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
852 No. Our reward system does not include a fifty pound block of cheese. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
853 The rats may not run this city but they definitely run the office 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
854 Okay, I'll go first. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
855 Small world. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
856 No, it's the first left. Getting back to the office can be tricky. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
857 This will be your last trip around. I can’t afford any more cheese. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
858 If you can navigate this maze, we can get you a job at IKEA. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
859 Not sure I can do an aged Camembert, but you do this for me one more time and I can probably arrange a creamy Brie. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
860 Coming back to the office feels like that for all of us. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
861 Get me out of here and there’ll be extra cheese for you. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
862 I told you we should have gone left. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
863 Alright, Doc. You try. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
864 We’re letting you go…AI did it in half a second. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
865 This is a bit awkward… but can I just follow you? 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
866 You find the cheese, I'll find the funding. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
867 No, you are not a giant mouse, nor am I a tiny man. This is a New Yorker cartoon and they’re looking for some gag. Let’s retain some dignity and not give it to them. 1.2647 0.05346 136 113 10 13
868 Two rights and a left, but don’t mention this to anyone. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
869 Careful. Nicholson's still out there. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
870 I'm shocked that you managed to build a shrink ray out of cheese. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
871 Sorry, you exceed the height restriction for this maze. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
872 Uh…Maybe we should switch jobs? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
873 After you find the cheese, I'll need help locating my cubicle. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
874 It’s easy. Just take every right hand turn. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
875 If you get out first, will you come back for me? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
876 Where am I? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
877 They downsized us. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
878 I did have cheese for lunch, yes” 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
879 Who’s a good boy?! 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
880 My bosses thought a change of perspective would be good for me. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
881 Let me guess: you found the cheese again. 1.2632 0.04782 95 71 23 1
882 Bad news & good news. We're ending the new growth hormone experiment. It's effective. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
883 No, it's not on GPS. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
884 Your growth rate is off the charts. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
885 No Paul, you cannot use Waze. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
886 No, I didn't experiment much in college. Why do you ask? 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
887 Today let's talk about unintended consequences. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
888 How likely are you to recommend this maze to a friend or family member? 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
889 I’m just a boy, standing in front of a rat, asking it to love him. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
890 Go ask Alice. One pill makes you small. 1.2627 0.05305 118 95 15 8
891 Do you remember the way out? 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
892 I think you’ve outgrown your position here. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
893 How do I get outta here? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
894 Did you eat that red pill I dropped last night? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
895 One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small Go ask Alice. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
896 This is why I don't believe in rats for scientific experiments. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
897 I asked you to use the bathroom earlier. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
898 I was testing a drug for weight loss. 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
899 So that's one cheese pizza followed by a chocolate mousse 1.2617 0.05686 107 87 12 8
900 Now put the clipboard down and try again. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
901 Just because you can find steroid-laced cheese at the end doesn’t make you any smarter. 1.2617 0.04471 107 80 26 1
902 This maze should be pretty easy for you. It was originally built for country mice and not city rats. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
903 Right or left, their's no easy answer. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
904 No, let me show you around. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
905 Of course you have to wear that costume otherwise it wouldn't be fair to Algernon. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
906 I'm telling you, the vegan cheese smells the same." 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
907 To be honest, I’ve just been following you. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
908 Excuse me, you look as though you might be from around here -- could you direct me to the north exit? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
909 Size DOES matter. 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
910 I think you are lost. The subway entrance is down the block. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
911 Our first challenge is to decide whether you're a human-sized mouse or I'm a mouse-sized human. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
912 I didn’t realize how literally they meant it when they said that getting tenure was a rat race! 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
913 You showed remarkable growth in the rat race, now let's see you run a department with cubicles. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
914 I indeed do not like the taste of my own medicine. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
915 You think YOU’RE lost? Want to look at my grant application for this research? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
916 I guess the growth hormone is working. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
917 The purpose of today’s test is to determine how a rat your size remained undiscovered for so long. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
918 I'm a shrink. I can help. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
919 True, I did sign the University's diversity, equity and inclusion pledge 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
920 This is the rat maze. Office cubicles are on the next floor. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
921 I'm sorry, you're just not a good fit for this job. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
922 It's down the hall on the left..Try not to get lost... 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
923 Funny thing, I left my medical practice and went into genetic research in part to get out of the rat race..." 1.2604 0.06150 96 79 9 8
924 Well, the numbers are in. It doesn’t look good. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
925 We really try to put ourselves in the mindset of our users. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
926 Remind me again, did you grow or did I shrink? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
927 This rather obvious nightmare is probably a sign that I need to get out of the lab more often. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
928 It’s okay, Dave, no one knows about us. And this place is hard to find. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
929 I did not eat your cheese. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
930 ‘yes there is some cheese, but you should be made aware it will be vegan’…. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
931 I can’t find the restroom either 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
932 Did you take the pill that makes you larger, or did I take the one that makes you smaller? 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
933 The bad news...no more cheese, your cholesterol is through the roof. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
934 You're lost too? 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
935 Just follow the exit signs. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
936 Before we begin let’s get one thing straight, size doesn’t matter. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
937 Look you’ve trained for this, I haven’t, please be patient 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
938 I'm tired of this dead-end job. 1.2589 0.05492 112 91 13 8
939 The other mice have complained of someone stealing their food. Any thoughts on that ? 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
940 This is the REAL challenge: You also have find your way BACK. And bring me a piece of that cheese. 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
941 I feel like you've outgrown this experiment... 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
942 I'm the architect. Why? 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
943 It took me three days, but you will probably do better. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
944 Look, it’s just a maze. You don’t need the lab coat OR the clipboard. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
945 Sorry, but you’re too big for the maze now. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
946 You’re right. It’s way too hard. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
947 We're expecting big things from you. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
948 So do you use GPS? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
949 Nice to finally run into another lab rat around here! 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
950 That’s a very smart question, actually. No, they didn’t shrink me. 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
951 Our office is a bit of a maze, but you’ll learn your way around quickly enough. Cheese break is at 10. 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
952 My name is Vermino Mousoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
953 Look...if you get us both out of here, cheese is on me! 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
954 Good idea. I’ll stand on your head. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
955 Hmm...not enough risk, too much reward. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
956 working from home is not an option. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
957 Wrong test. This is pre-employment for fire truck, pizza delivery, and president candidates. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
958 Luke. I am your father. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
959 Next we do the wheel. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
960 I am not a shrunk. I am a shrink. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
961 For us, the reward is a ten-minute call with our dissertation advisor. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
962 Fine but no peeping over the top 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
963 Now it's my turn. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
964 If you can figure the way out, come back and get me. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
965 I'll give you a 5 second head start. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
966 I miss the open floor plan too 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
967 So that's how it is 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
968 Let me guess? You found the Lunch Room! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
969 One of us seems to be in the wrong place. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
970 I'm just as lost as you. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
971 No, I'm afraid that you've outgrown this experiment. 1.2574 0.04593 101 76 24 1
972 I don't even like cheese. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
973 Well, yes, now that you mention it, that maze DOES make you look fat. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
974 Now lets run the experiment again, but this time only one of us gets the injection. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
975 Sorry, you're too big for this study. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
976 Take me with you. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
977 The fact that I cannot figure it out doesn’t mean you should not try. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
978 Michael, as much as I appreciate your dedication to science, that name is trademarked, and I can't use it in a cartoon for the New Yorker. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
979 One of us has to face an uncomfortable truth. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
980 The good news is the shrink ray worked. The bad news is I have a dead end job. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
981 Indeed - it seems my microdosing habit is starting to have a tiny effect on my work. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
982 Nice to finally meet the one called the Big Cheese. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
983 Did you know that the word ‘labyrinth” is derived from “lab rat”? 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
984 Alright, I get it. Now, how the hell do we get out of here? 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
985 Don’t ask me. I’m new around here. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
986 Meow? 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
987 Well, you did tell us you were tired of the race... 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
988 I think I'm a diversity hire. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
989 Welcome to the back rooms, we hope you make it out 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
990 The job requires a problem solving mindset and strong navigation skills 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
991 May I ask your advice? 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
992 They sent me in to take your order. Cheddar? Havarti? Camembert? 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
993 The unispecies restroom? You'll want to go left at the first hall, take the next two rights, continue to a T-intersection, and then make another left. It'll be right in front you. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
994 Could you help me find my cubicle? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
995 Yeah, same here 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
996 If you followed me we'd both lose our jobs. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
997 Ok I found you. What's next? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
998 I know you've already memorized it but it is the only one we have. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
999 MY turn? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1000 Good mouse, but no more treats for you. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1001 Well, this side effect was unexpected. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1002 You win. Go home. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1003 So you promise! I find the exit, and you'll be there waiting for me. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1004 I agree, lately this research feels like nothing but dead ends. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1005 After the human trials, I'm not so sure which one of us is more genetically modified. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1006 Payment for the experiment will be waiting for you at the exit. 1.2551 0.06035 98 81 9 8
1007 Can you tell me where the cheese is? 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
1008 No, this is The Labyrinth. The Maze is on the 4th floor. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1009 Can you point me to the nearest exit? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1010 So where’d you move my cheese? 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1011 Whoever finds the exit comes back for the other one of us , deal? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1012 I'm new here, do you know where is the running wheel? 1.2551 0.04426 98 73 25 0
1013 Thanks again for volunteering your time today—your Amazon gift card will be sent via email. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1014 I'm new here. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1015 Excuse me. Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1016 We know that you found the food and are eating it all yourself. By the way, where are all the other rats? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1017 I'll reward you with extra cheese if you will show me the way to the bathroom. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1018 So you shrank me. Now what? 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1019 Why doesn’t anyone ever ask for my observations? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1020 It is time to get out of your comfort maze. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1021 This experimental trial did not go as planned. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1022 I wouldn't ask,but my GPS is down and the wrong map is on my clipboard. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1023 that’s a big ass rat. holy shit. big rat alert. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1024 So you’ll be downsized too. Nice little break from the rat race, though, huh? 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1025 Let’s race. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1026 If you can find your cubicle, you’ve got yourself a job. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1027 Can you help me get back to my cube? 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1028 The good news is you can telework 2 days a week. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1029 I think you’ve outgrown the whole maze thing. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1030 You stood up to me. That was the experiment. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1031 What makes you think I know my way around here? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1032 I asked for a grant. How did you get here? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1033 You were right! It IS harder than it looks. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1034 Sorry, that amount of cheese is not in our budget. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1035 It is hard for everyone having to come back into the office 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1036 I’m amazed! We finally see eye to eye! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1037 look, sometimes bigger isn’t always better 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1038 On the plus side, the study's more ethical now. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
1039 We need to split up. You go one way, I’ll go another. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1040 I wasn't kidding about downsizing–but yes, I was kidding about "chèvre-ance" pay. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1041 Which is the way out? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1042 Wow, this is actually harder than it looked. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1043 Regrettably, that would skew our conclusions. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1044 What’s it been, 3 months since you started? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1045 This is a large scale experiment. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1046 Excuse me. Can you direct me to the men’s room? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1047 You're right, the open floor plan is better. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1048 So I take it you’re not lactose intolerant?” 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1049 Agreed. A pound of triple creme brie up front and a promise that, going forward, there will be no more cheese of any sort that comes in plastic wrap. But none of that happens until you tell us where you hid the unshrink machine. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1050 I see you found the genetically modified cheese" 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1051 Did you see a door marked “Exit”? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1052 Budget cuts. They shrunk the whole department. But the important thing to remember is that I’m still in charge. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1053 What was it like growing up near a nuclear facility?” 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1054 I'm sure you'll find it worth the trouble; it's a really good cheese! 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1055 I was just trying to find my cubicle 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1056 ...but I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
1057 I figure this is the only affordable housing AirBnB can't ruin. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1058 Can you tell me the way out? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1059 I know you will find your way. And say hello when you reach the big cheese. 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
1060 I like what you’ve done with the place. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1061 Have we met? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1062 Look, I know you don’t like me, but I’m your best chance of getting out of here alive. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1063 No, you can't just peek over the walls. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1064 After I hand you this clipboard and my lab coat, you can track my behavior in this maze. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1065 I'm truly sorry. Here at Boston U. we only stock American cheese as the inducement. If you want Edam or neufchâtel you'll have to go to Harvard. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1066 Any which way you want 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1067 I do hope you understand your test has gone in a direction we did not anticipate. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1068 I’m sorry to bother you at work. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1069 Thanks for joining the 'scare-the-hell-out-of-the-cat' experiment." 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1070 . They told me not to give you any help. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1071 Welcome to Chuck E. Cheese corporate. You’ll be meeting with H.R. in the Provolone Conference Room. Do you need help finding it? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1072 There’s an extra piece of cheese in it for you if you can find my desk. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1073 So, two days a week we'll ask you to be here at the office. The other three will be remote. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1074 They cut our budget and shrank the whole department by 90%. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1075 It looks much easier from up there. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1076 I signed up as soon as I heard there would be free cheese at the end. Maybe I should have listened to the rest of the presentation. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1077 Remind me again what supplements we’ve been giving you? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1078 If you're looking for the big cheese, you found me. 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1079 You win this time, PETA. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1080 Even though you think you are a big cheese, you still don't get a corner office. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1081 I'm gonna need your help to get outta here... 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1082 I think someone switched our medication 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1083 Are you following me?" 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
1084 Well, I asked ChatDPT to shrink the lab rats, but it misunderstood me, apparently! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1085 I'm asking because I'm lost, too. 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
1086 I can't level the playing field any more than this." 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1087 You’ve been disqualified for peeking over the top. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1088 At the center of the maze is the answer to the question: Am I a rat-sized human or are you a human-sized rat? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1089 What did you do with all the paintings? 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1090 I shouldn't tell you this, but if you jump up on the wall, you can see the cheese. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1091 I was hoping you could show me the way out. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1092 I see you found the magic cheese! 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1093 I'm afraid I'm lost. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1094 We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1095 You have to stop calling this place a trap. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1096 The results are in,and it turns out your life and my life aren’t that different. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1097 Ever feel like we’re being studied? 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1098 I know it’s impressive. Just don’t be amazed. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1099 Whiskers, you’ve helped me achieve a double PhD in psychology and genetic engineering, and now this is goodbye. I’ve left you some cheese at the end of the maze. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1100 Maybe if we work together…. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
1101 Your turns. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1102 OK.. "Let's go through this again! You're a Giant Mouse... I am a Doctor... You just completed our labyrinth Maze experiment... Did ANY of that Ring A Bell" 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1103 No! I’m in charge! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1104 Yes the drugs worked, but I'm still the one in charge. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1105 Me? I suppose I’m trying to find my purpose in life. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
1106 I assure it's just regular cheese. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1107 It is not a test. We just like causing problems. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1108 Now, can you tell if something is AI-generated? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1109 But I mean, it's a BIG piece of cheese. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1110 Looks like we’re both trying to find the exit to this banal existence. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1111 You’re supposed to be working at home today! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1112 Can you tell me where the men's room is? 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1113 Please help me find my way out. You're better at this than I am. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1114 ''I guess we'll see if size matters.'' 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1115 Please keep in mind this is not about the cheese. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1116 Now you can drive a car, buy liquor, scare all the cats, and get into adult movies...and you're suing US? 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1117 I'm afraid we're out of Camembert. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1118 But you just peeked over the top! That doesn't count. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1119 We'll still never see eye to eye on the methodology. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1120 Welcome to your new position at the DMV. I think you will fit in well. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1121 The only thing we have available right now is in pain studies, electroshock dept. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1122 I’m sorry, but you’re not going to enjoy this much if you’re lactose intolerant. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1123 Now that I granted your wish, will you help me find my cubicle? 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1124 No one moved your cheese, we just couldn’t afford to replenish due to inflation… 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1125 The Gruyère is mine. You can have the cheddar. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1126 Seriously, just tell me where my wallet is. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1127 Ok this time we want you to do it without your GPS app. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1128 Bro, you have every right to be angry, and I know vengeance may seem tempting, but I say it’s in both our self-interest to put that aside for now and get. That. Cheddar. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1129 I've heard that you've been running around on me! 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1130 Looks like you're eating up the competition. What's your secret? 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1131 No, I've always just been good at micro-management. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1132 Welcome aboard. Your cubicle is the one with the cheese. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1133 No we don’t allow GPS. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1134 Tenure. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1135 No, I didn’t move your cheese. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1136 Remember, if it's cheddar it's yours, but I get the brie. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1137 Hold on! I need to check my data to see whether you've gotten bigger or I've gotten smaller. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1138 I assume you're the Big Cheese?" 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
1139 Our research team is downsizing. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1140 Yes, there’s a whole wheel. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1141 Or you can hold the clipboard and I can run through the maz 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1142 Good mousie sit. Now stay. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1143 Easy for you maybe. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1144 This could be big. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1145 I know you're taller than the others, but looking over the sides is cheating, Edgar. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1146 I'm afraid your career here has run its course. 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1147 Just remember - it’s not a race. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1148 I'm an unpaid intern, so I don't think they make much distinction between us. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1149 Sorry, we don't have any more anabolic steroid studies. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1150 You'll be disqualified and receive no cheese if you're observed peeking over the top. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1151 Let's see if those steroids have affected your cognitive abilities. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1152 No fair peaking over the top, big boy. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1153 I’ll give you a wheel of brie if you help me get out of here. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1154 You seem to have found your way around, welcome aboard. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1155 Yeah, the peer reviews are gonna be brutal. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1156 Believe it or not this is how I navigate to my desk every day. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1157 Aged Camembert 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1158 Didn’t you see the height sign? 1.2473 0.04498 93 70 23 0
1159 The key to success is to think 'outside the maze' 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
1160 No, you can’t just climb out… 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1161 This is why you can't work from home. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1162 Don't cheat by looking over the walls. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1163 You're in my lab now, Doctor. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1164 I took the blue pill instead of the cheese. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1165 We call this a cubicle office space. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1166 I was going to ask you the same question. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1167 I’m looking for Brie too! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1168 No idea, really. I just got here myself 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1169 I may as well tell you now, this does not turn out well for you. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1170 I'm proud to see the personal growth you've achieved through mastering the maze. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1171 No I’m sorry. I can’t help you become a kangaroo. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1172 We offer great health insurance, match your 401k contribution, and our cheese is imported. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1173 The new diabetes medicine has had unusual side effects. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1174 And remember,you will only find cheese in the break room. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1175 Either way, one of us is a guinea pig. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1176 This time, you run the maze and I'll take notes! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1177 And there is no eating at your desk, it attracts.... 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1178 Let me get this straight. You’ve being seeing patients here on my off hours? 1.2460 0.05125 126 104 13 9
1179 I forgot the cheese. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1180 Can you lead me out of here? 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1181 I give up. I just don't like cheese. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1182 I also started in the lab and worked my way up. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1183 The big cheese is a few turns down the hall. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1184 This isn't working. You have to WANT the cheese. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1185 So, you want me to write down the location of the cheese on this clipboard and bring it back to you? 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1186 We decided to eliminate the large pizza at the end of the maze and go back to the small cube of cheese 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1187 I’m searching for a martini with blue cheese olives.” 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1188 I want to know why this happened and don't give me any hickory dickery, Doc! 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1189 I did not spend 20 years of my career developing a robotic mouse for you to demand cheese after every performance test. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1190 Experimentation is always about both of us getting a bigger cheese. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1191 I think we’ll cut back on your HGH prescription 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1192 I think you'll agree with me that you've grown out of this job 1.2451 0.05818 102 85 9 8
1193 It’s not ironic, it’s cruel, Harlen. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1194 If I do well, can I keep the coat and clipboard? 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
1195 Combine lab and offices? Brilliant. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1196 How the tables have turned, Doctor 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1197 Look, you can't deny ratting on me to the boss-- this has your footprints all over it. Not even mentioning your eternal name-droppings and whiskering about me in the corners of this maze of purgatory. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1198 Can you tell me how to get out of here? 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
1199 And remember, the most important thing is to have fun! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1200 I swear, if you solve this maze, I'll let you co-author the research paper. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1201 I'm sorry, but you can't use your GPS in this study. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1202 I don’t want to jump to any hasty conclusions, but do you know anything about my missing cheese sandwich? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1203 If you make it through, Wisconsin is yours. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1204 You were right, this does seem kind of pointless. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1205 The bathroom? Go down the hall, then make a right, a left, a left, a right, a left, two rights, another left… 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1206 Which way out? That's what I was hoping you'd tell me. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1207 We need to see how the genetic engineering affected intelligence. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1208 Are you quiet quitting too? 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1209 Holy shit 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1210 I’m sorry, the genetics lab is down the hall. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1211 So you want to go for drinks after work? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1212 You look different than you did in our Teams meetings. I didn’t think you’d be so tall. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1213 So This is how it feels like to be a lab rat, huh? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1214 If you don't show me the way out, you won't get fed. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
1215 Whatever I tell you, I'll still have to kill you. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1216 Maybe we'll find our way out if we work together. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
1217 Just take a left, then a right, then a right, then a left, then a right, then a left, then a left, then a left... 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1218 And remember,no peeking over the top. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1219 You’re growing on me. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1220 No size does not disqualify you. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1221 It’s not my fault that The New Yorker keeps posting cartoons involving mice and a maze. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1222 When you get your PHD, THEN I'll go in and you can watch. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1223 Here's a hint...it's all lefts, rights and U-turns. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1224 Ace this last test and you’ll be bigger than Mickey! 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1225 Come here often? 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1226 We feel that you've become too comfortable here 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1227 I'll find the cheese if you write the grant. 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
1228 You ate the release form 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1229 Well, isn't this an interesting turn of events! 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1230 Don't be embarrassed. I DESIGNED it and can't find my way out. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1231 No idea. Maybe I'll just follow you? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1232 No. You are not allowed to look over the partitions. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1233 So you’re the mouse that came from the Human Growth Hormone study. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1234 You were right about the side effects. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1235 Management traded you to NASA for two hamsters and a gerbil. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1236 You said you'd do it if I did. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1237 This is my office, not the lab. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1238 Don’t look at me, I was hoping you knew the way out of here! 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1239 We’ve been trying to reach you about your car warranty 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1240 I guess we’re both in the rat race. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1241 We're going to test whether the growth hormone affected your ability to solve a labyrinth. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1242 I have to tell you that we've moved your cheese. 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
1243 There is a charcuterie board at the exit. You should be able to find your way. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1244 For the last time, I don't know who moved your cheese! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1245 We needed a larger sample size for the experiment. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1246 This research project will never get done if you keep eating the other mice. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1247 OK, we'll give you weekends off, increase your ration of peanut butter to three times per day, and no more domestic Gruyère. Now please, show me the way out of here! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1248 Pass this and I can get you in to the Yale laboratories. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1249 I thought you knew the way! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1250 "Not to stereotype here, but I'm assuming you know the way out? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1251 PITA insists that I offer you brie or gouda. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1252 Wow, it really is a rat race. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1253 Can you show me the way out of here? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1254 What do you mean I can't take my clipboard and pen in there with me? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1255 That’s right, I’m Cheese 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
1256 I am seeking asylum. Take me to your leader.” 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1257 You must have the wrong address. This is the Mickey Maze Clubhouse. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1258 Seriously, quit following me. It ruins the test. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
1259 I’m starting to get the feeling we’re both trapped inside an allegory. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1260 So what have you been eating?! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1261 I’m lost. Do you know the way out? 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
1262 If you’re so smart, explain what happened to me! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1263 Restroom? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1264 Assessment Question 4: 'Which did you notice first, (A) that you can understand what I am saying or (B) that we are the same size?' 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1265 Thanks a lot. You pressed the wrong lever. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1266 This doesn't change anything. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1267 ChatGPT recommended this way for a rewarding career, but I feel like I’m getting no where… 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1268 Look, I checked it myself. It's do-able. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1269 🐭: “May I ask Mr. Tolman what the reward is before I complete the maze?” 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1270 Okay, Okay. I heard you! You can stop roaring now!!!! 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1271 Your contribution to science has been huge. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
1272 'You must be mistaking me for James Cagney. I never said "You dirty rat." 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1273 You may have outgrown this game. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1274 Welcome to the “big and tall” maze - good luck. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1275 I'll be following your progress very closely. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1276 I smell a rat 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1277 Your weight in cheese if you can show me the way through! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1278 I swear to you sir, I was not the one who moved your cheese. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1279 Governor DeSantis is waiting for you at the end of the maze. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1280 the rest are all working from home 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1281 No. Directions were not included in your orientation packet. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1282 You tell me what you found, first. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1283 Keep going. You'll find the whey. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1284 You don't look like a Minotaur 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1285 I bet you think it's funny that I can't find the way out. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1286 Yes -- Maze Whisperer 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1287 It looks simpler from above 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1288 I don't care how big you are. Run the maze" 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1289 Ok, I'll admit, that is way harder than it looks. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1290 Maze Designer? No.. sorry. My MD stands for something else. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1291 Well, just make it look hard. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1292 Ok, make a right then a left then 2 rights. You find the cheese, we head out for beers in 5 minutes. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1293 ‘Well, if I show you how to do it, you won’t learn, now wil you?’ 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1294 Your objective here is to spend up to eight hours, wandering through the maze, not finding the cheese, then making a beeline out when the clock strikes five. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1295 You're not allowed to peek over the top. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1296 One more time isn't going to kill you. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1297 I'm sorry, but we ran out of ideas. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1298 No, it's actually cubicles, your new workspace. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1299 I expect to wake up soon, but while we have some time, I'd like to ask you a few questions about cheese. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1300 No, it wasn't rigged, you just lost 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1301 Then I demanded that my boss give me a big experiment. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1302 No, this is not the way to San Jose. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1303 Have you tried using Waze? 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1304 It’s not a rat race per se… 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1305 I’m just as lost as you are. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1306 We've lost the human resources department in there and would like you to find them. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1307 Right at Cheddar Court, left at Limburger Lane…? 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1308 Are you lost? 1.2386 0.06259 88 74 7 7
1309 Is your GPS broken? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1310 Yes, I understand that the cubicles are "triggering" you, Marcus... 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1311 Look at me. You've got this! 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1312 Your first day too, huh? 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1313 Don’t look at me, I just buy the cheese 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
1314 I hate when I have this nightmare. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1315 Do you have a reservation? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1316 You're way off base. These are the office cubicles. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1317 Pay attention. There's a limit of 6 mound visits. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
1318 I've seen you find the end hundreds of times, but now that I'm down here you forget? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1319 I don't remember either. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1320 I’m concerned about peer review. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
1321 Well, it looks like those new hormones are working. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1322 We'll just pretend that it's perfectly normal that either I'm a tiny man in a lab coat or you're a life size rat and this maze we're standing in is beside the point. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1323 Yes, that's exactly how I feel in this job. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1324 Of course, no peeking over the walls. 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
1325 hello 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1326 You often feel lost and directionless? Yeah, me too. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1327 And so you’re absolutely sure there actually IS cheese in here somewhere? 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1328 I’m starting to think I’m not the one running this experiment. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1329 After downsizing, managers must also do legwork 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1330 You’re too big to play with the children’s toys. . 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
1331 NO, You CANNOT just climb over the walls, what's up with you New Yorkers! 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
1332 I was hoping you could help me find my office. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1333 Camembert is on the aisle three. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1334 This time to get the cheese you're going to have to tackle the lab assistant. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1335 Remember, using GPS is cheating. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1336 I’m sorry. No cheese until you sign the disclaimers. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
1337 not again 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1338 Remember, no fair looking over the walls. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
1339 I understand your new to the company; but you'll have to find your cubicle on your own. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1340 The position has been filled. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
1341 We’re in this together, alright? 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
1342 The bathroom's left, then right, then left, then left again, then left, then right, and then right after that. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1343 The diet pill experiments were a failure. We're letting you go. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1344 You're big enough to know the rules by now... 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
1345 Find the cubicle with the employee who is in the office today. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1346 But the job comes with full dental plan 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
1347 One of us is on LSD. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1348 I think you need to talk to the Big Cheese. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1349 No, you cannot tickle me with your whiskers. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1350 OK, remember this time, please. It's right, left, left, right,right, left, right,right left, let,left, right, out. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1351 The rest rooms are located at end of maze. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1352 I'm sorry, I'm lost too. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
1353 Well, I realize it must be getting monotonous, but you can't say you haven't been well fed. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1354 Ironically enough I am the Big Cheese. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1355 So, what do you say if we ask for pizza instead of cheese? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1356 You lead the way; I’ll follow. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
1357 With virtual reality we can now experience the maze from your perspective 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1358 They remain open to negotiations. Camembert, muenster and brie are definitely a "no". Gouda is a reach. Good news? Gouda, cheddar and monterey jack are still on the table. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1359 Looks like you have a nose for this sort of thing 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1360 Sorry, I'm just a junior researcher. You'll need to speak with the Big Cheese. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1361 I too am tired of the rat race. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1362 Go wherever the hell you want. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1363 Excuse me, which way is the exit? 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1364 Yes, we do need to talk about your lab results. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1365 It would seem you've found all the cheese. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1366 Sorry, but no. I can’t allow you to work from home.” 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1367 We aren't there yet, are we? 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1368 Our findings indicate you’ve had more than enough cheese. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1369 Play to win. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
1370 The goal of this study is to show me out. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
1371 I'm sorry, but the cheese you seek is on backorder. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
1372 Thanks, Steve. You really know your way around this office! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1373 What do you mean “I’ll race you?” 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1374 There is no way out...I followed Trump in here. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1375 They said they'd be right back, but then that was three days ago. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1376 The bathrooms are unispecies 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1377 Can you point me to the exit please? 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
1378 One last time. It's very simple. Go to Finance, get the TPS report and take it to Accounting. They'll give you a chit which you'll bring back to me. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
1379 I feel it is my duty at this point to explain to you the health benefits of vegetarianism. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
1380 Yes,the growth hormone results are back but now we need to check if you’re still meek. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1381 Your test results are in. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1382 Yes, boss. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1383 You can do it. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1384 Gruyere?? You're gonna have to make do with good old American. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1385 Can you tell me where the bathroom is? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1386 What the hell was in that cheese? 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1387 It doesn’t feel like a rat race 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1388 Big cheese is already taken, try another login name.” 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1389 Perhaps I would do a better job if the reward were Merlot, instead of cheese. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1390 Mind if I tail you to the exit? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1391 Rats! I was just going to ask YOU for help! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1392 Okay, so you want a different cheese? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1393 The question is not why,but how. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1394 This had better work...I can't get downsized again. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
1395 I hear it's Stilton today. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1396 I didn’t volunteer either! 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1397 I think I’m gonna need some more cheese. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
1398 : "Sorry it took me so long." 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1399 Uh... listen, Minnie, the lipstick testing doesn't require an actual kiss. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1400 Can you help me get out of here? 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1401 There's cheese if you can get us out of here. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1402 Your cubicle is the one with the big morsel of cheese next to the PC monitor. Welcome aboard. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1403 The bathroom? Take your third right and 17th left. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1404 I was hoping to follow you out of here." 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1405 It sucks to be the assistant to Doctor Moreau. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1406 You now the drill. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1407 You're right. In the future, sharp cheddar might be easier to follow. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
1408 Look, I've already told you: we can't keep meeting like this. My wife said I shouted "You're a-MAZ-ing" in my sleep last night. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1409 This is embarrassing. You’re looking for the way out and I would’ve been satisfied to find the cafeteria. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1410 You really amaze me! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1411 Tables turned, huh? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1412 You might want to rethink your reward. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
1413 It's down the hall and on the left. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1414 I am sorry, Dr. Fauci has retired 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1415 This time, bring my colleague back alive. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1416 You’re the new elephant in the room? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1417 We'll build you a bigger maze. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1418 By mistake, we gave you Arnold Schwarzenegger's steroids. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1419 So...uh...do you know how to get to the exit? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1420 You have the advantage: I can't smell cheese 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1421 I seem to have left my phone in there. I hear you are good at mazes. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1422 The only way out is through. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
1423 We’re going to have to switch your diet somewhat…. No more of that grain. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1424 I don't know. Iwas counting on you! 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1425 I'm still not convinced this isn't my cubicle. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1426 Didn't I see you in The Princess Bride? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1427 This is for Contest #850, the grim reaper playing guitar. Last week's issue was delivered late. "You're playing the wrong changes on the bridge." 1.2333 0.06130 90 76 7 7
1428 We offer cheese as end of task incentives 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1429 I ate the cheese. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1430 You must be looking for the growth hormone lab next door” Jeffrey Manly Toront 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1431 True, the pay is low and it's not very challenging but it's nice, clean work. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
1432 I know it's crazy, but I love you. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1433 Mr. Disney says that all potential Mouseketeers have to take this test. 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
1434 Unfortunately, you’ve been downsized. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1435 I think it’s time to call the circus. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1436 Sorry sir, you're late for the rat race. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1437 Now, tell me, where did you hide Governor DeSantis? 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
1438 Thanks! I never knew why Labyrinth, Inc. needed a mascot until I started working here. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1439 .. and you think YOU'RE confused? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1440 Yes, I know it's a big deal. It's always a big deal for you. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1441 Maybe ten ounces? For ten ounces of cheese would you show me the way to the exit? 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
1442 It’s a challenging starter home just right for a young single not sure where he’s going. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1443 Hi! Can you share the cheese? I forgot my lunch today. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
1444 No, you can't get there from here. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1445 Your right. This is much harder than it looks from above. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1446 Well, at least the AI overlord has a sense of humor. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1447 Many patients prefer this to the paperwork. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1448 Let me show you to your cubicle. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1449 What are we doing today Brain? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1450 Done already ? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1451 I make a point of trying to see things from my subject's perspective. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1452 What do you mean you don't know the way? 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1453 ...it's a classic novel by John Steinbeck. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1454 Show me the way outa here, and I promise to get you a better gig!" 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1455 I warned them this experiment was reductive. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1456 It turns out our cheese supplier was adding steroids and not reporting it. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1457 Your friends are all in front of a slumlord’s building protesting 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1458 Help me out, I’ve been lost in here for hours. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1459 I'd suggest cutting down on the Carbs! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1460 The prizes are crap. All I got was a pen and this stupid clipboard. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
1461 You did great, Gerald. Now let’s try it without RatGBT. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1462 You were once a human scientist, too? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1463 Every year, I feel a little more diminished in my role. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
1464 We have no openings now, but we'll keep your application on file. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1465 Down the hall by the elevator. You don't need a key. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1466 I'm sorry, but I thought height finally didn't matter? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1467 This time we're not increasing the size of the cheese. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1468 I’ll follow YOU 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1469 It's very simple. Go big, or go home. 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1470 Think of it as your life’s mission. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1471 I know you finished first, but you were disqualified for climbing over the walls. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1472 You want me to do whaaaattt? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1473 Again, no, I did not move your cheese. You’ve eaten both twenty-pound wheels. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1474 You're pushing it with the Comté. Now, I might be able to get you a nice Pecorino. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1475 So, you don't remember seeing the other mice in here? 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
1476 Yes, I'll give you the clipboard but not the whitecoat. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
1477 Which way was it to the bathroom again? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
1478 Well done. I clearly see you found the ‘eat me’ cheese; now, to course correct, let’s see if you can find the ‘drink me’ potion. 1.2308 0.06560 78 66 6 6
1479 It’s not that we don’t appreciate your past contributions, it’s that you’ve outgrown your amazing ability to feel trapped. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1480 Pavlov's not here. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1481 OK, so the tables are turned, but you need to know I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1482 Yes, you can pick any cubicle except mine. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1483 Again, I’m not the cheese. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1484 This puzzle is bigger than the both of us. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1485 I guess you decided to go big instead of go home. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
1486 I dunno, I thought you knew the way out! Last thing I remember was volunteering for the miniaturized lab worker experiment. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1487 I'm sorry, the Big Cheese is nowhere to be found. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1488 You finally won. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1489 Which way to the cafeteria? 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1490 We all hope to learn your exit strategy 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1491 Yes, it's a BIG CHEESE. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1492 Look, if I knew where the cheese was do you think I’d still be here? 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1493 True, you did well in previous Cartoon Caption Contests but you have grown so much you won't be able to squeeze through the labyrinth. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1494 It's not fair, you can see over the maze" 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1495 What do you mean, you can't find your cubicle? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1496 Now let's see if your problem solving skills have improved. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1497 Yes I did move your cheese. Now you must find it. Get going! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1498 It was the brie. The cheddar had no effect at all. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1499 I’ve been here for a week and still haven’t found my office. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
1500 Thank you for showing up in person. Unfortunately, the cheese is working remotely today. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1501 Yes, your suspicions are correct. The cheese at the end of all the mazes was heavily laced with growth hormone, but its not our fault you eat like a pig on holiday. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1502 Think of it as an escape room with no escape. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1503 Our new policy is that we need you back in the maze at least 3 days a week. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1504 I'm getting too old for this. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
1505 I'll tell you where the cheese is if you show me the way out. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1506 Yes. You have to find 'The Big Cheese'" 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1507 Do you need me to tell you the directions again? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1508 There must be some kind of way out of here. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1509 It’s easier if you carry a clipboard 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1510 No fair looking up! 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
1511 No, you were supposed to remember the first three turns! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1512 Your task is to find the copy machine. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1513 There's no charge for any cheese encountered, but by entering you agree to allow your whereabouts to be tracked. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1514 I’m trying to get to LaGuardia, do you know the way? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1515 My colleague is at the other end. If you can make it, you can eat her. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
1516 Yes, those on the placebo use a smaller maze.” 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
1517 Cubicles, mazes, they're pretty much the same thing. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
1518 If this is a dream, it is mine or yours? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1519 So this is what happens when you give a mouse a cookie." 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1520 Get me out of here and you get all the cheese you want. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1521 I know my body's shrunk, but my brain will still win it. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1522 You've found enough cheese. Now, get lost. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
1523 Nice try, but I’m lactose intolerant. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1524 I'm getting tired of the rat race 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1525 And let me know if you see my cubicle. It's the one with the Jerry Garcia poster. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1526 Boy, THAT didn't work... 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1527 Well, it took me three days. I’m sure you’ll be faster. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1528 Yeah, I think they may have exaggerated their understanding of "Flowers for Algernon" 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1529 Sorry, no more mouse games in Florida. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1530 Don't feel trapped! You're free to go! 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
1531 Honey I Shrunk the Lab Scientist 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1532 Do you know the way out? 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
1533 I didn’t take ‘the Rat Race’ literally either—at first. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
1534 I wish I could help look for the cheese but I’m lactose intolerant. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1535 I'm sorry you couldn't find it, Gerald, but the truth is that the cheese was within you all along. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
1536 Here’s a hint: turn right. 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
1537 Have you tried eating less cheese? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1538 We intended to do the maze experiment before the shrinking experiment but my assistant goofed. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1539 It looks like you collected all the rewards without doing the work. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
1540 Now I see what you've been going through! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1541 This place is kind of a maze. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1542 You look like you know your way around here. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1543 I knew rats were a problem in New York City but this is a bit much” 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1544 This change in perspective does make your rat race seem less fun than I'd imagined. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
1545 I'm working to be on your level. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
1546 OK,Drop the clipboard and see how fast you can do it. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
1547 Last question: are you able to identify the region of the Gruyere? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1548 The growth hormone treatment has been a success. Now we see if the A.I. implants work. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1549 Frankly, I've always been in the size doesn't matter camp. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
1550 have you grown or have I shrunk? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1551 Who stole our cheese? 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1552 Yes. I admit it. I cut the cheese. Good luck. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1553 The cartoon contest is fixed so don't bother." 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1554 I'm also lost! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1555 I was really hoping that you knew the way out of here!" 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1556 Two lefts and then a right? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1557 I think we’re lost? 1.2273 0.04493 88 68 20 0
1558 I think I need your help in getting out of here 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1559 No, we do not supply you with maps 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1560 Go right, left, left and right to leave your specimens at the counter and hurry back. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1561 Your desk is three over and two down. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
1562 Well, we didn’t actually move it. It was never there to begin with. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
1563 It's part of the new employee training program. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1564 Do you realize that if you stand on tip-toe and look over the wall, you will be disqualified? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1565 We both need to get out of here. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1566 Take your time. It's not a race. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1567 Thank you for your application but as far as test subjects are concerned, you’re a bit of an anomaly. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1568 I was hoping you could tell me... 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1569 I didn't know what they meant by downsizing until today. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1570 I feel like we’re trapped like a something in a something 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1571 OK, now do it without the clipboard. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1572 How do I get out? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1573 Let me stand on your shoulders, and you can have all the cheese you want. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1574 I'm going to have to let you go. The grant renewal wasn't funded. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1575 Can you lead me to the grant funding? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
1576 'I have this recurring nightmare ' 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1577 Do you have any idea how hard it was to find you? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1578 They're called cubicles. There's no cheese. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1579 What fresh hell is this? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
1580 Our study is sponsored by the NFL, mostly the linebackers. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1581 How'd I do this time? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1582 You are not allowed to climb on or over the walls to find the cheese. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1583 Dr. Godot? No, I'm Dr. Joseph Garcin. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1584 So you're also a behavioral scientist? 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
1585 This felt morally fine when I was looking down at you 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1586 You tell me. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1587 Good morning. We'll have plenty of work for you as these New Yorker cartoonists seem obsessed with mouse mazes. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1588 Find the Golden Parachute 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1589 My other lab experiment is a little more interesting. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1590 Yes, your cheese portion will increase in relation to your increasing height and weight 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
1591 Beat my time and the job is yours. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1592 Obviously,you've already had enough cheese. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1593 Your job is to find the cheese, Alice, not redefine the paradigm of our relationship. Don't make me come down here again. Also, can you show me out? I always get lost in these things. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1594 Now just make sure you do it better than Robert's AI thingy. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1595 How have you never seen an episode of "Undercover Boss?" 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1596 I'm sorry, Billy Corgan, none of this is real. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1597 Don't say it's the same old, same old. You're bigger than that. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1598 Clearly, the Maze Diet is not working for you. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1599 I don't know where to begin. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1600 Whoever told you, "The reward is in the journey, not the destination." is full of BS. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
1601 I didn’t expect to run into YOU here! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
1602 Before searching for cheese, do you have time for a short survey? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
1603 It’s a - mazing you were able to find your way out! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
1604 If you mess this up, I lose my research funding and we’re both out of a job. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1605 Some say the store brand cheese reward tastes just as good or better. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
1606 I’m feeling very uncomfortable with this sudden turn of events 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1607 Have you been into my Scotts Plant aFood 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
1608 Working with vermin diminishes me. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1609 are you fulfilled by this? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1610 Actually I'm the big cheese around here. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1611 If you help, I’m willing to offer half of our cheese winnings. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1612 So, now that it’s my turn, do you want the lab coat and clipboard?” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1613 You should see Schrodinger's cat... 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1614 Well, you tell me. You're supposed to be the expert. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1615 Where the hell is George? I can't find him anywhere. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1616 Well you're obviously very good at this 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1617 This quit being an experiment 2 hours ago, it’s a competition now. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1618 I didn't like the idea of "double blind" either. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
1619 We're competing for a corner office. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1620 Your mission, should you accept it,will be to discover why humans agree to work here. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1621 One of us has to find a way out. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1622 Who is studying who here? 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1623 For some reason, they call me Mickey also. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
1624 Unfortunately, I'm following your lead. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
1625 Your internship is funded by Pellet Grants. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
1626 You take a left then an immediate right. No, wait, it’s the second right. Then, no, I think you start with a right then it’s two lefts. Yes, that’s it. I’m pretty sure. Just follow your nose. You can’t miss it. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
1627 We need someone to help us with the signage. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
1628 Welcome to the blind study 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
1629 Are you my mommy? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
1630 Our employees like to find their own path. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
1631 I honestly can’t tell if I’m in your world or you’re in mine. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
1632 My wife is getting suspicious. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
1633 In order to receive credit for the course, you must return here with the cheese in tact. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
1634 So who’s the mouse in the room? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
1635 I'm just going to file this under "Amazing" if that's okay with you. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1636 You are what is known as a "nonplayer" in the scientific literature. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
1637 Don't give up. You have a huge advantage! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1638 Well,the cheese stands alone. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
1639 You want me to do what with this clip board? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1640 Martin! I thought you were in the atrium with Harvey. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1641 We’ve had much better results since we switched from cheese to PTO. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1642 If you promise not to cheat by peeking over the walls, I'll spring for the gourmet cheddar. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1643 Good news: The growth hormone works. Bad news: The cat got into your bowl! 1.2234 0.06079 94 81 5 8
1644 What do you mean, someone stole your cheese? 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
1645 I was hoping you had the directions 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1646 Sorry for the delays. They're unloading the cheese now. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1647 Do you know where I can grab a bite? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1648 No, you're not being a rat! Now who's giving you the steroids? 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
1649 Yes, I do need help finding my desk. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1650 You remember how to get out of here right? 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1651 So, it’s my nightmare, I’m allowed to take notes, and the restroom is at the end of the maze? Clever rodent! 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1652 I thought you knew the way out. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1653 You're going to need a bigger hamster wheel. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
1654 You lead - we know that following the science doesn't work. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1655 OK, I'm lost. Can you help me to get out? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1656 The big cheese is at the center. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
1657 Life imitates art. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1658 I must confess, I feel lost in my job 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1659 PLEASE PUT ON SOME PANTS! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1660 You're a bit of an overacheeser. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1661 The others are on strike. You must be a rat fink. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
1662 Maybe you could tell me how to get out of here. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1663 Again? O.K. There's cheese at the end. Go get it. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
1664 I’ve noted your complaint that the cheese is still the same size. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1665 Yup you’ve found the Big Cheese 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1666 I'm sorry, but working from home is not an option". -- Steve Griffin, South Hadley, M 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1667 I'll list you as second author if you just show me the way out. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1668 It's the mazes that got small. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1669 Excuse me, can I trouble you for directions? 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
1670 If I can just draw an accurate map, I think I'll be able to escape in record time. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1671 C'mon, I know you know the way out. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1672 Well, I put in the paper work, but I am waiting for your transfer order. 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
1673 We've got to start the diet we talked about tomorrow. 1.2222 0.05663 99 84 8 7
1674 You don't have to solve this maze, we realize that under any circumstances you are smarter than Trump, and far better behaved. Enjoy infesting Trump Tower, no bribe necessary 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1675 I swear, I didn’t move your cheese. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1676 Welcome back to the office, sorry you can't work from home anymore 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1677 Didn’t you used to fit in my pocket? 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1678 I wanted to see the challenge from your perspective. Big mistake. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1679 If I reach the exit, will I get a grant for my research? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1680 Well, well, look whose vitamins are working! 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1681 we're going to have to let you go. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1682 There would seem evidence to suggest the research had questionable success. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1683 Our external auditors feel you'd enjoy an unfair advantage. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1684 You've been here how long? 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
1685 I'm doing a little experiment. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1686 Sorry but there are no available clinical trials 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
1687 Yes, as a matter of fact, I did move your cheese. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1688 you’re right. it is hard! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1689 Looks like you’re ready for the big city 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
1690 I see you’re very good at this. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1691 Where's the restroom? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
1692 I told you, “left, left, left, right!” If you can’t remember that, neither one of us is gonna get out of here. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1693 There's a wheel of cheddar if you finish fast. 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
1694 Down the hall on the right. It says Gentlemen on the door but don’t let that deter you. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1695 I feel like I've seen you in these hallways before. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1696 And I forgot the wine, too. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1697 You’re not lactose intolerant, are you? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1698 Welcome to our Cubicle Maze. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1699 Uh,oh. We have a replication error. 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
1700 What do you mean, I'm part of your research? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1701 You may not realize this, but you will become a metaphor for much of human existence. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1702 How long did you say you've been living in here? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
1703 The cheese? Yes, it’s free of growth hormones. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1704 I don't see the problem. Our human employees love their cubes. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1705 Any idea how to get out of here? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1706 It's the supply chain, we're out of camembert 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1707 Yeah, I can sell you a map, but what else do you have besides cheese? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1708 I see you found the cheese stash. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1709 Ozempic does not work on Desperaux. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1710 Did you see the 6 foot cat over by the door? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1711 No, we won't be changing to an open office anytime soon... 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1712 I was young when I began this maze. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1713 You've done an excellent job finding the treats, but I'm afraid we have to let you go. You've outgrown the job. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1714 If you think this is bad wait til you see the corporate ladder. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1715 Are you able to smell a Nobel Prize? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1716 'But they said you knew the way out!" 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1717 We're not looking for mighty 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1718 Can you direct me to the restroom? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1719 You're ready to go dominate the subway.” 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1720 You said "Categorical". Don't you mean "Hypothetical"? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1721 Don't worry. We only release the cat if you get lost. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1722 The lab is downsizing. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
1723 Its full of twists and turns but there's no escaping the rat race. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1724 Well , well , well human being ! How about that ? You have finally cleared the maze. Now, kindly return my clip board .. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
1725 Under the circumstances, I’m sure we can upgrade that to a wheel of imported French Brie. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1726 Squeak loudly when you find the way out. I'll wait here. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
1727 Excuse me can you tell me where the bathrooms are? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1728 OK, let's see who can do this fastest. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1729 Look... I was a victim too. Neither of us has free will. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1730 Explain it to me again, am I really small or are you really big? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1731 Get me out of here and I'll give you more cheese than you dream of. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1732 And if I solve the maze, I get tenure? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1733 No, we did not inject the cats, as well. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1734 Bathroom? Um, left, right, round the corner, go west five paces, right...but it's only for staff. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1735 It seems that one of the interns has been spiking the cheese with growth hormone. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
1736 You don't happen to know the way out, do you? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1737 Sorry I’m late…. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1738 What did you eat at the end of the labyrinth? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1739 I'm sorry we moved your cheese... 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
1740 Remember, it's the journey, not the destination. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
1741 Unfortunately your record-breaking maze run is tainted by the steroids. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1742 I don't give a rats ass about your operant model theory I'm not workin' this hard for cheese. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
1743 Get it right the first time and the CEO's office is yours. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1744 If you help me find the bathroom, I’ll help you find the cheese. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1745 Heavens, I don’t know. I just work here. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
1746 As a matter of fact, I did go to a small university. Why do you ask? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
1747 You don't have to do this, but it'd be better for all of us if you did. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1748 Try not to knock them all down. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
1749 I'm sorry, but you were bred for size, not cleverness. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1750 As part of our equity and inclusion efforts, you’ll be running ME through this maze.” 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1751 Just pretend I'm not here. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1752 Sorry, but I can't direct you to the cheese. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1753 I don't know. Swiss maybe? I just take data. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1754 It's a small world eh. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1755 I'd feel a little more comfortable if you and your colleagues would stop calling me the Big Cheese. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1756 Before registering for this maze puzzle, you were in the growth hormone experiment, right? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1757 I think it's about time you move on to bigger things. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1758 We've lost the plot. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
1759 It comes down to this: it is either this or getting cancer. Your choice... 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1760 HR wants to see you. Something about inappropriate behavior. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1761 You can go where ever you like 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1762 No, I don't know what kind of cheese. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1763 Have you tried Florida? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1764 Yeah, I’m going to need those cheese reports ASAP 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1765 There is no cheese in this maze, but if you take the elevator to the 122nd there's a restroom with a window where you can see New Jersey. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
1766 Follow me. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1767 Final offer: A lifetime supply of cheese for you and your progeny for the shortest way out. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1768 When the student becomes the master. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
1769 Excuse me, where might I find the restrooms? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1770 You can't find your way out either? 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
1771 I'm sorry but your growth spurt has seriously impacted our cheese budget. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1772 ...i dont like cheese 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1773 The cheese was as big as my head, but I can no longer find it. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1774 Oh dear….. I think we must stop feeding you so much cheese. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1775 Yes, I do understand you’re lactose intolerant 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1776 Let me get this straight -- you said your name is - Grace? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1777 It's big of you to help. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
1778 You didn't find the cheese but obviously found the Miracle-grow! 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1779 I know it's frustrating, but think of it this way: You could still be running around at MetLife Stadium where we got you, watching the Jets and the Giants, how frustrating is that? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
1780 Beware of Ron DeSantis. He has a thing against mice. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1781 To be honest, I would rather not tell you who moved your cheese. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1782 How about after work we get a bite to eat? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1783 Mickey, do not let the kids see you out of costume. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1784 Sorry, only mice under 5 feet allowed. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1785 The truth is we're analyzing your every move to try and understand why there are so many 'mice in a maze ' drawings in this cartoon contest lately. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
1786 We've noted your response to growth hormone, but you can't use ChatGPT to solve the maze. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1787 Do you think you’ll be able to find your way around here? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1788 Frank did this to me. I need you to find him and I need you to kill him. Then, the cheese. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1789 I'm sorry, I have no idea who moved your cheese. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
1790 Sorry, the EarPods your size are still checked out…. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1791 I will tell you again. The CHEESE stands alone,the cheese stands alone. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
1792 It’s my first day. Which way is the bathroom? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
1793 See you at happy hour later? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1794 The true reward is not the cheese, but being published. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1795 Your pronoun is "critter?" 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1796 Only the best cheese from France, you have my word. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1797 I’m looking for the cocaine 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1798 My doctor tells me it's an aberration of Stockholm Syndrome. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1799 Everyone is returning to the office. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1800 Why did I become a scientist? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1801 I'd appreciate it if you'd stop referring to this experiment as 'Honey, I Shrunk the Researcher.' 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1802 Finally, an employee who wasn’t looking for an open concept workplace 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1803 Welcome aboard. Let me show you around our new facil—you know what? I bet you can figure it out. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
1804 Don't give me that look! They're union-made! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1805 No,you cannot have extras for finishing faster 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
1806 Remember: It’s not about the destination, it’s the journey. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1807 Now that the staff is working from home, we can use the cubicles as your maze. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1808 I'll tell you where the cheese is if you help me find my cubicle. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
1809 How does a guy get out of this rat race? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
1810 We're switching things up. Now I'll be running senselessly around. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
1811 Actually, no one has asked if she could walk through on two legs before. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1812 It’s perfectly normal to feel like a rat in a maze. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1813 Pretend like I'm not here. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1814 It's about your cholesterol. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1815 Clearly, you ate the American cheese. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
1816 When you’re done come find me in my cubicle. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1817 Job fair is in the back. If you can get there, you're hired. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1818 Well, it's goat cheese today, so your lactose intolerance shouldn't be an issue. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
1819 How many times must we go through this… you cannot use pad and pen in this experiment 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1820 Thank you. Now if you could show me the exit. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1821 On your mark ; get set ; GO!!! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
1822 I'm in your hands, you're the expert 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1823 The goal isn’t call so much to be the big cheese, as to find it. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
1824 Bathrooms? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1825 Perhaps you can help me find my new office? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1826 May I suggest the Camembert de Normandie accompanied with a glass of Prosecco or Pinot Grigio ? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1827 Seeing you like this is its own reward?" What's that supposed to mean 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1828 Leaping over the walls is disqualifying: no cheese. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1829 Are you okay or will you need a guide? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1830 We both know this won't be a good fit. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1831 I'm gonna' count to ten. No Squeaking! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1832 Well, we call them cubicles and instead of cheese we have coffee in pods, but no, we never learn to do anything faster. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
1833 Very sorry, but I just don’t know if you can get to Pooh Corner from here. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1834 Please make sure to check in with the reception desk on your way out. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1835 Well, this is awkward. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1836 Relax! Siri, escape directions out of maze! 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1837 I know you think you've outgrown this place but you still have a lot to learn. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
1838 I can assure you that your reward is a block of cheese. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
1839 The cafeteria? Sorry, I don't know, either. I'm new here. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1840 My family’s dairy farm would like to thank you for selecting our cheese as best in show. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1841 Where are the emergency exits? 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
1842 I’m amazed. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1843 Yeah, I couldn't find my way out either. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1844 Where do you want to go for lunch? 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1845 Actually, the shrink ray was meant for Whiskers. You're in for our brain enhancement trial. It's a funny story really. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1846 A developer meeting AI in 2023. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
1847 Now remember, it’s left, right, left, left, right, left. We’ll split the cheese tonight with a nice Chianti. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1848 I'll make sure you're in the group that gets the pain med. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1849 When you find the cheese, they'll put you right back here. There is no prize. Let's go get pizza. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1850 What do you mean you don't like Roquefort? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1851 I’m afraid I’m a bit lost. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1852 You have to play to win! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
1853 Remember when you had to read "Who Moved My Cheese", you can do this! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1854 Excuse me, but do you happen to know the way out of here? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1855 As you will see, the entire experiment is completely scalable. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
1856 Did you say take two lefts and a right, or two rights and a left?. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
1857 You're a bit small for the subway 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
1858 Sorry we have to let you go, but you've outgrown our study. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
1859 I can’t tell you which way to go. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
1860 Listen, everyone gets out of here eventually. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1861 Hey, it could be worse. The chair of the Classics department is outrunning a Minotaur right now.” 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1862 Please try. My funding depends on it. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1863 I know it's repetitive but just enjoy the process. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
1864 Go 3 blocks and make a left. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1865 First one through wins a prize. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1866 Algernon? No, never heard of him. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1867 Where's the big cheese? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1868 I don’t care about the maze, but I do want to know what you ate in there. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1869 I’m afraid we’re going to have to stop the experiment, we’ve run out of cheese. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1870 Unfortunately we are all out of the Havarti. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1871 Aren't you excited that we've returned to the office? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1872 So you found the cheese and you are a big shot now? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1873 I'll follow you because I forgot how to get out of this maze 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1874 Even scientists need a shrink sometimes. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1875 So you think you're confused! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1876 Let me walk you out 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1877 We really shouldn't meet like this. I'm married and you're university property. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1878 No, this maze can’t be done remotely. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1879 Find the big cheese! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1880 Congratulations on your new role, let me show you around the place. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1881 I assure you, sir I am definitely not string cheese. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1882 WOW! You are a-maze-ing! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1883 Hey, forget about the maze. I just got a call from Florida. I've got a mouse who needs a body double right away. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1884 Yes, standing on your tippy toes would be considered cheating. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1885 Really? They told me there'd be wine in here. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1886 Well…was it the cheese? 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1887 If you fail, we send you back to Florida. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
1888 do you really think it would be fair to the others if we allowed you to use GPS? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1889 If you think this is a rat race, you should see my stock portfolio. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1890 It's much worse than awareness, AI has developed a sense of humor. 1.2118 0.06056 85 73 6 6
1891 If you help me find a way out of here, I'm going to treat us both to the best damn charcuterie board the NIH has to offer. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1892 You want ME to try to beat your time? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1893 Guess we're both stuck in this maze. 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
1894 Dummy it down a little bit, huh? Or they're really going to have you running through the hoops. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
1895 I regret to inform you that the growth hormone you're on is no longer covered by insurance. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1896 Don’t look at me like that! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1897 You've got the wrong maze. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1898 Frustration is not an excuse for knocking down the partitions. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1899 I must be in the wrong experiment. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1900 Don't play dumb with me. We all saw you jump over the walls. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1901 No , you can not use a car” ! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1902 Your goal is to find the big cheese. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1903 I'm calling in a drone. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1904 It's easy. Left, right, straight ahead, left, out! 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
1905 I am as lost as you. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1906 Your brain is as big as mine. Let’s see if you can beat me. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1907 Follow the outermost wall you’ll be fine. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1908 If you see a piece of cheese, don't eat it. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1909 This post-pandemic maze has no exit. Are you ready? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1910 We really have to get out more often. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
1911 Oh, Mouse Incorporated is on the second floor. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1912 You're going to love it here. It's a gated community, and we get regular deliveries of Brie. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
1913 Is there cheese at the end? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
1914 Hey, maybe the cheese _is_ the shrink-ray antidote! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
1915 Do they still have TripTiks? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
1916 This time, no peeking 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
1917 free cheese and some peace and quiet? you make a pretty good point; why wouldn’t we stay here? 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
1918 Yes, you'd think I would know the way out... 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1919 No, I haven't seen Ron. Where is the exit for this place? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1920 I just need more time. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1921 NO MORE CHEESE FOR YOU! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1922 I really hope you find your way out of here, damned if I can 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1923 I wouldn’t mind some of that cheese if you find it. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
1924 Fair is fair. Tomorrow YOU hide some cheese and I'll try to find it 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
1925 Okay - if you lead us to the cheese, I'll put in a good word to the parole board. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1926 I'm IN if it's smoked gouda, and a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1927 Being on all fours is what gave you the edge. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1928 We used to have three blind mice in here, you should have seen how they run. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1929 I feel a song coming on - Amazing Mice! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1930 The problem with sentience is navigating the IRS 1040 maze 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1931 We told you it would be a growth experience. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1932 Best two out of three...? 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1933 You’re free to work from home, but the cheese stays here. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1934 No. I am NOT the Big Cheese. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1935 The company is aggressively downsizing. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
1936 I want you to know that, before the shrink-ray accident, I was always rooting for you. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1937 Well, I'm ti 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1938 Officially, your title will be Head of Navigation. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
1939 Can you give me a few pointers on how to get out of here? 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1940 Why am I here? I guess it was just one too many corrections to my colleague's research papers. They never really liked me! 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1941 You don't happen to know the way out of here, do you? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1942 You are right, it's harder from down here. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
1943 I know I'm dreaming, but what life metaphor do you represent? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1944 I want to see things from your perspective 1.2105 0.04205 95 75 20 0
1945 I work for the Big Cheese. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1946 So, it’s a deal—we get out together and split the cheese? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1947 I have bad news. There's no escaping the healthcare maze. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1948 Absolutely not! No working from home! 1.2105 0.05578 95 81 8 6
1949 I never was a fan of open office design. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1950 Equals after all. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1951 This is probably the biggest experiment of my scientific career. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1952 That’s great that you made it through the maze, but I’m still going to need you to file those TPS reports. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1953 You’re doing great so far, but we’re letting you go. Please find your way out by the end of the day. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1954 Forget Flatbush: you're in the big leagues now. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1955 Trust me. At the end, the growth, shrinking, and hallucinogenic pills each taste like cheddar. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1956 Fred, the mouse costume isn't necessary for working in a cubicle. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1957 Do you promise not to look over the walls? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1958 It was the other guy who decided to give you cancer. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1959 Now follow my instructions “Go this way” 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1960 It does feel like a rat race, which is why I'm drawn to the small pleasures of life. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1961 You're not supposed to look over the walls. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1962 Sorry, I can't help you. I'm new to the neighborhood myself. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1963 If you can see over the maze, it isn't a maze. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1964 I’d like to get your expert opinion on something. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1965 Sorry, you've eaten all the cheese in Wisconsin. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1966 We open again at 5 pm for dinner. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1967 Before we get started, are you allergic to cats? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1968 No, the cheese is not artisanal 🧀 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1969 So – I do a left, a right, a left, a left, a right and a left then double back and there's the lab. Right? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1970 In this part of the experiment I'm supposed to race u for the piece of cheese ! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1971 Well lookee here, if it isn't Mister Lab Cum Laude. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1972 Sorry, the Big Cheese is somewhere else. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1973 Can you show me how to get out of here? 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1974 Where's the big cheese around here? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1975 We'd really prefer you walk through the maze and not just step over the walls. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1976 Okay. You'll get a bigger hunk of cheese. And wine. There will be wine. Now, please step aside? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1977 I checked. No one moved your cheese. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1978 You're supposed to finish the maze, not squat in a cubicle. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
1979 Even if you don't find the cheese, I think we can still publish. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1980 I think you are amazing 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
1981 I'm afraid there's no way out. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1982 Our team is willing to meet you half -way. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1983 I'll admit it. I ate the cheese. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1984 well…at the very end there is a piece of cheese. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
1985 What do you mean this doesn't look as a-maze-ing as advertised!?!🐀😮 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1986 There was an error in growth hormone sample we used. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1987 The sooner you can get us out of here, the better. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1988 Yes, we ordered the imported cheddar. No, I will not tell you what turns to take. Be good and we'll spring for champagne. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1989 I’ve been downsized, but I think you’re going to be fine. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1990 And remember, the first one to touch the cup becomes the Triwizard Champion. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1991 We call this test, "The Bureaucracy." 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
1992 Working remotely ended months ago. It's time to return to the office. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1993 I'm sorry, but bigger is not always better. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1994 You clearly have a huge advantage over the other mice. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1995 Congratulations. You found all the cheese. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1996 I expect big results. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
1997 It's called "evolution." 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
1998 This design is for Ikea. Instead of cheese, we've placed swedish meatballs at the end. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1999 I think we’re both lost. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2000 I thought I’d ask an expert. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2001 Left, right, left, left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, right, right. But don’t tell anyone else. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2002 You win. I'll run the maze. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2003 Work smart here and you can earn some serious cheddar. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2004 It's a double-blind study to see if steroids affect spatial skills. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2005 When I said I would 'literally' participate, I meant the informal usage. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2006 All right, quit playing and tell me how to get out of here or I’ll be late for my MacArthur prize. 1.2083 0.05524 96 82 8 6
2007 The job description was simply "a-mazing" 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2008 Hey,B.F., I think this is B.S. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2009 It was easier from above- 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2010 Actually, I was just looking for Accounting 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2011 Be the cheese Ben, just be the cheese. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2012 Sorry, but I'm lost also. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2013 Frankly, only among us two, there is no cheese…. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2014 Guess it’s not quite as easy as it looks. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2015 Okay, you dominated in the NYC takeover…let’s see how you handle the maze part of the experiment. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2016 No! No more steroids! 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2017 Now it's your turn! 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2018 They changed the protocol for human trials. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2019 The lab where I used to work just wasn't a great fit. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2020 OK, let’s go over this again. I don’t have any cheese in my pocket? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2021 You need to learn to enjoy the journey, not just get there as fast as possible. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2022 My lab assistant thinks she's hilarious. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2023 In your case, there are no wrong turns. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2024 Extra cheese if you find the joker who shrank me. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2025 We’re ready, now don’t make me look bad 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2026 I'm checking it out from a medical building perspective 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2027 Excuse me, but which way is out? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2028 Your first wine and cheese pairing? 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2029 The Big Cheese wants to see you in his office. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2030 Now who's in the maze 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2031 previously on Severance 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2032 You’ve grown up so big and strong, Jerry. Now- go find Tom! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2033 If your brain is proportionate with your size this should be a walk in the park. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2034 Have you been working here long? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2035 Looks like you are getting good at finding the food at the end of the maze. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2036 OK. Let's just say that mistakes have been made. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2037 When you eat the breadcrumbs, it makes it a little harder! 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2038 We’ll be on strike. You just have to sit there and look angry. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2039 Watch and learn. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2040 I love the outfit, Ken, but I don’t think the peer review panel will. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2041 This is your specialty, I'll follow you! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2042 Fuck Michael Pollan. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2043 If we work together we can get out of here. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2044 well, they ran out of mice. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2045 We’re trying to see how city rats compare to lab grown 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2046 This is a double-blind study, I’m just as lost as you! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2047 The benefits are great. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2048 Could you show me how you did it last time? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2049 You look like you know your way around. Can you tell me where the exit is? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2050 For the last time, I can't tell you if you're in the placebo group or not, but take a hint... 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2051 I too am trying to figure a way out. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2052 So you've been finding the cheese for months? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2053 I’m from HR, I’m told you have a problem with your work conditions. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2054 The objective is to FIND the cheese, not EAT the cheese! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2055 Look, I'm not a lab rat like you. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2056 One day,this place will drive me crazy 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2057 Results have taken an unexpected turn. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2058 Yes, I'll gladly show you the way out! 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
2059 So it's left, left, right? 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
2060 If you fail this time, it's off to the lab. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2061 It’s only gouda. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2062 Three lefts, two rights and a left. Do you want me to write it down for you? 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2063 For the last time...no, I did NOT move your cheese. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2064 It’s too early for the Primaries 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2065 I am sorry Burt, but the secret steroids we gave you have not changed management's decision to revert to...A.I. rats. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2066 Before you start, and to maintain fidelity to the experiment, you need to fill out a non-disclosure agreement regarding the maze. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2067 Okay Stuart, you said the cheese was two lefts and a right? I’m starving 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2068 If you can navigate these cubicles without anyone asking, “Working hard, or hardly working?” you get the cheese. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2069 I'm lactose-intolerant, so my motivation here is pretty nil. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2070 I'd rather you keep looking for the cheese. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2071 Now you are equal to us in many ways from the growth hormones, this test maze should be a snap. See ya at the exit. Good luck Mr. Whiskers 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2072 Yes, all the candidates for the new government-backed Orlando Theme Park had to complete this portion of the interview. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2073 You don't happen to know where we left the cheese? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2074 I’m sorry… We have lost our funding. Between Waze and Google maps you no longer have to know where you’re going or how to get there. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2075 I didn't put out cheese today. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2076 You make a good point. This maze is pointless. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2077 The Doctor's been expecting you. Find him. 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2078 It’s just as hard for you as it is for me. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2079 Can you at least give me a hint on where to find the cheese? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2080 You are ready for your final challenge: Conquer Disney" 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2081 No peeking is the only rule. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2082 How did you get out of your cage? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2083 I'm new here. Can you tell me how to find Conference Room A? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2084 It wasn’t me who cut the cheese 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2085 I suppose working remotely from home is out? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2086 I know you feel like a rat in a maze, but you’re bigger than that! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2087 Yes I agree.This experiment was a-maze-ing 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2088 Listen,if you win,we both win. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
2089 Which way to Point B?” 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2090 So... How much cheese we talkin' here? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2091 Any ideas? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2092 I know it looks scary, but trust me you will have a million views in no time. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2093 'I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.' 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2094 Where's the exit? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2095 How about I sit on your head. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
2096 I've explained this before, you get paid at the end of week. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2097 No, you can't peer over the top to figure it out. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2098 Your job is to infest skyscraper buildings. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2099 If you show me the way out I can arrange for extra cheese. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2100 Take your first left, then your second right. I'll have coffee, black, one sugar. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2101 Since this is an elite university, you must always take the path to the left. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2102 We tried to get Mickey Mouse for this position, but he was otherwise preoccupied.” 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2103 Guessing that you’re here for the rat race 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2104 I need your help. 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
2105 We're more interested in your journey than getting to the end. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2106 Yes, there is a house cat waiting in the maze, and yes, you can do what you want to with him. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2107 I can't tell if this cliché is scaled up or down. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2108 Can you tell me the way to the exit? 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
2109 Scientist to mouse: „Where‘s the cheese?“ 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2110 And don't look over the top unless you're really stuck. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2111 One of us is lost. The other is in the wrong cartoon 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2112 There's been a cheese cutback. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2113 I'm new to this. Could you show me around? 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2114 This is not really a study. We’ve just misplaced our cheese. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2115 If you get me outta here I’ll get you all the cheese you can handle! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2116 Actually, I think we're both amazing. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2117 Rats! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2118 You find the way out and we both eat. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2119 You'll be out of here in no time. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2120 This is for grant applications. We don't have cheese. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2121 I'm sorry sir, but I've checked thoroughly, and just as you suggested, in fact, there is no way out. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2122 You'll fit in perfectly here. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2123 The IKEA marketing team needs the findings by Friday, so we'll be working late again. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2124 I'd like to open with an apology. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2125 Forget the measly chunk of Swiss, you get us out of here and it’s Brie and champagne at the exit.” 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2126 If you get me out of here I'll put in a good word with the lab. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2127 You find the cheese. I'll find the grant funding. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2128 What do you mean you can’t solve the maze? You were the one who shrunk me last week!” 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2129 Yes we have a vegan cheese option. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2130 It's a lot harder down here, I'll give you that. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2131 I hate working here, too. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2132 We can't keep meeting like this. People are getting suspicious. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2133 You were right Phil, it is harder from down here 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2134 There's been a hold-up on your lab work. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2135 I can't promise you freedom, but I can promise you cheese. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2136 Did you see Felix? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2137 I'm sorry, but you've outgrown your usefulness here. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2138 2kg of cheddar if you can get me out of here 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2139 Welcome to the real rat race. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2140 Unfortunately, the cheese stayed the same size. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2141 Why are you in my cube farm? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2142 I already ate the cheese. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2143 No, your treat is at the END of the maze. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2144 If I catch you peering over the dividers, we'll make you go blindfolded! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2145 Remember this. It’s the journey, not the destination, that is important. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2146 Where do you go to find food in this place? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2147 Yeah, I know! You would think that enlarging you to six feet would have been enough of an accomplishment. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2148 OK! OK! I’ll say it. You are the big cheese around here. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2149 Say What ??? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2150 You're the only one here today. What's up with that 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
2151 I'm afraid you've out grown the maze." 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2152 The investors are shorting, so here i am 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2153 You were right. It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2154 It's to the left of the Goblet of Flames. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2155 When the giant mice took over,I knew this day would come. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2156 I'm a little lost. Mainly concerned about the lost part. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2157 Turnabout’s fair play” is just an expression! It’s not meant to be taken literally 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2158 I knew this would come in handy someday. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2159 Sorry we are out of both Ozempic and Adderall. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2160 Oh no! I'm trapped in a cave with a human-sized rat! This is probably a metaphor for housing in New York City or something! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2161 Could you show me the way out? I don't have my cell phone with me. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2162 Left, right, left, left,right, then the cheese will be on the left. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2163 You're in the wrong lab, Mr. Fitzsimmons. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2164 We’re fresh out of Vermont Cheddar this week. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2165 The real maze here is the coworkers you’ll try to avoid along the way. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2166 Linda, this is some next level furry play. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2167 I respect the magnitude of your invention, but now please turn me back. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2168 I built this maze for you. Where's my treat? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2169 Get me out of here and I’ll get them to cut back on the growth hormones. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2170 Okay. If you must know, this is a choice architecture based aversion therapy for addictions. The ways and means of maze and weans. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2171 Excuse me, do you have a few minutes to answer some questions about cheese? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2172 I can't find my way out either 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2173 Yeah, well that's why it's called a maze, you stupid phucking vermin! 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
2174 Make it through, and the Upper East Side apartment is yours! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2175 If you make me gigantic, I'll show you where the cheese is. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2176 OK. The best three times qualify for the next round. Put all your senses on alert, not just your nose. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2177 Honey, I grew the rat 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2178 Cheese, huh? They told me that if I got to the end of the maze there was a pile of research grant money. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2179 I can't help you. This is a competition. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2180 Why did you bring me here? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2181 It's a nightmare for me too. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2182 You must be here for the vet. Take to rights and a left. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2183 And please…no peeking over the dividers. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2184 Hey, this is weird for me, too, but management thought this would be the best way for us to connect with our test subjects. 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
2185 I'm just a hologram 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2186 So I’ve got this idea for an amusement park… 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2187 I really don't see why the lab is responsible for your losing your GPS watch in our maze. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2188 I can't find the exit either 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2189 I know you're just a side effect, but i still need to ask you some questions. 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
2190 Sorry, I can't give you any directions. I just got here! 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2191 Diversity shapes our world 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2192 Show me the way out, and I promise you cheese. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2193 Just get me out of here and we’ll both have a treat 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2194 And so the master becomes the mouse. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2195 Restroom? Just use one of the dead-end turns. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2196 Stop following you? You’re following me! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2197 I am sorry. You are disqualified. The rule is that you get only 3 chances to go through the maze. You failed each time! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2198 Your turn Shorty: “Ready Set Go.” 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2199 Management is so impressed by your growth that they’re promoting you to head office. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2200 Sorry. All the Big Cheese are in the Hampton's. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2201 The lab results are in: I'm currently having a psychotic hallucination. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2202 Forget the cheese, we lost Dr. Peabody. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2203 Well, I don't care if you find the working hypothesis "pedestrian" 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2204 Tag, who's it? 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
2205 Maybe if you wore a lab coat, we could figure this thing out. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2206 If I stand on your shoulders, then I can see over the wall and find the exit. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2207 So where is the rest of the team? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2208 You seem lost. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2209 " You missed the point... diet or no diet, take off at the bell." 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2210 All I know is that somewhere there is cheese. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2211 It's a small world after all. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2212 You’re not big. It’s the maze that got small! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2213 Have you seen those jokers from the shrink ray lab anywhere? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2214 The disguise is great. I'll come back for you and the others as soon as I can. 1.2021 0.05574 94 81 7 6
2215 Yes, the cheese will be to scale! 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2216 So if you get us out here your prize can be my funding 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2217 No, YOU find the cheese 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2218 "Hey Charles, how do you like working from home?" 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2219 I wish I could help, but I’m lost too. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2220 It's a cubicle farm. Very few ever escape. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2221 I can't seem to find where you put the cheese. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2222 Sorry you have outgrown this maze experiment.. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2223 What do you mean you lost the map? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2224 Look, I know you are just a research subject and we have cut your food supply, but we really need to increase our research funding, so can you PLEASE try to run a little faster? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2225 Just one thing - please don’t peek over the walls. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2226 How did you do that? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2227 I think this experiment may have taken a wrong turn somewhere. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2228 Everyone else is working from home, so you can set up anywhere you'd like. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2229 I'm not here to size you up. Mickey D's has already done that. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2230 Help me find the way and there's cheese for you. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2231 I really need your help to get out of here. You'll get cheese at the exit. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2232 My nose is smaller, so you'll have to find the cheese. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2233 Amaze me by getting us outta here. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2234 No humans were hurt in the development of this maze. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2235 Okay. Try it again without eating the instructor! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2236 I’ll have a pound of Parmesan lb of Pecorino Romano & a lb of French Brie Aged! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2237 The jig is up if you don’t start scurrying. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2238 Forget the experiment. I just want to mount you and ride you like a horse. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2239 Have we met before the maze? 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
2240 Sorry - we can't guarantee their safety once out in the world. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2241 We were going to an open floor plan anyway.” 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
2242 You’re NOT a vegetarian?! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2243 It would be cheating if I told you the way. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2244 Now you hide and I’ll seek. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2245 Please, could you show me the way out of here? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2246 So, who's the Big Cheese around here? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2247 You'll have to leave the clipboard. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
2248 I'm the big cheese; and you are . . ? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2249 Grant money's drying up, Algernon,we're going to give you an ear job, send you to Australia. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2250 I wondered why there was a request to raise the height of the maze! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2251 No hopping. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2252 I got demoted. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2253 What do you mean that you can't find your cubicle? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2254 There is no test for yellow rat bastard. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2255 Sorry. Overqualified, they said. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2256 (Shouting) "IS THIS THE WAY TO THE GRAND DUCHESS OF FENWICK?" 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2257 I'm here for the maze-running class. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2258 I’ll remind you that it was I who always got you the cheese regardless of performance. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2259 Lactose intolerant? I’ll see what I can do 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2260 Your performance does indicate some memory issues, but your intellectual level is at the 98th percentile. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2261 No, I haven’t seen any cheese. Have you seen any data points? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2262 You were randomly assigned to the cheese treatment-group. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2263 Our budget cuts have left us with only enough for some Velveeta. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2264 Just focus on the cheese and I'll follow you out 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
2265 Neither of us are typical specimens. 1.2000 0.04020 100 80 20 0
2266 There is a big slab of cheese hidden in this maze that tastes much better than I do. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2267 We’re taking a human-scale approach this time. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2268 When you find the exit, come back and get me. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
2269 At the fork, you go left, I go right. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2270 I have to level with you. I'm going to need your help getting out of here... 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2271 For today's completion bonus there's a choice of havarti, Wisconsin sharp cheddar, a very nice camembert... but management is really leaning on us to move the smoked gouda. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2272 No. I didn't find a smartphone in the maze. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2273 Just so you know, I’m going to keep getting smaller and smaller. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2274 We are sorry to inform you that the cheese was always an illusion. Good day. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2275 Yes, sorry, I’m the cheese. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2276 Your assignment while you're in there is to discover the meaning of life. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2277 Working remote wasn't working. But now there's cheese in the lunch room. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2278 I too can’t find my way out without a GPS 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2279 If you get lost, just look over the wall. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2280 Our sample size was taken from the subway 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2281 Okay, I’ll admit the interior design could use some work. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2282 Could I hitch a ride? 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2283 It seems the student has become the master. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2284 We haven't yet determined who moved your cheese. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2285 If you complete the maze, you can pick up some Hushållsost with lignonberries on your way out. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2286 You're either getting too good at this or the cheese portions we leave at the center of this maze are just too big. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2287 Yes. Snacks will be provided. Why do you ask? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2288 Was that “hang a right at Camembert Avenue” or “a left?” 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2289 Do you have any idea of just how difficult it is finding you here? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2290 Look I’m just trying to get out of here as soon as possible. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2291 If you are looking for the cheese, you have to go right, left, a couple rights and straight from there. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2292 ... an 85-pound wheel of Brie. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2293 No, Test Subject #289, you're not just a number to me. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2294 This particular experiment is to see if you can conquer the cubicle maze faster than a human. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2295 We see that the growth hormones have greatly exceeded our expectations. Now we want to see if your memory increased as well. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2296 Wow, this really is hard. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2297 I don't even know why this branch of the military exists, but good luck just the same. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2298 Clearly,there are some great restaurants in here. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2299 A.I. has made us equal. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2300 It's Gouda We Have GPS! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2301 So I guess you were the one who posted the job listing for “the big cheese” right 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2302 The dean keeps me at 75% free feeding weight. How about you? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2303 Cheese for life, if you can guide us out of here. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2304 Interesting. However, my day was weirder. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2305 No, we don’t have the good cheese. Too expensive. But you look like a guy who prefers quantity over quality, am I right? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2306 I need your help getting out of here 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2307 No, you cannot have your own cubicle. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2308 Funny what you miss in small grants' fine print. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2309 I know, you'd like me to show you the way. It's against the rules. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2310 Yes, I’ve downsized. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2311 I can't find my office. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2312 I can't help you, buddy. But if you are looking for the Big Cheese, he is another wing. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2313 No, I'll get on your shoulders. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2314 We ran some tests and unfortunately, you're lactose intolerant, so is cash fine? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2315 You better find your way out soon. We're running out of cheese. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2316 You're a mazing mouse and I'll see you on the other side; just remember, no peeking over the top. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2317 I guess I did say, 'go big or go home'. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2318 Trust me, the cheese is a lie 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2319 this isn't what I meant by peer reviewed 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2320 No, we do not do "Minimum Mondays" here. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2321 No, an open floor concept isn’t going to work for this 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2322 If you find a way out, let me know. I've been looking for years. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2323 If you have a problem with the rules take it up with the big cheese. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2324 Hey Doc, who moved my cheese? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2325 The governor says - No more cheese for you." 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2326 I'm afraid you have exceeded the limits of our research. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2327 Obviously you were not in the control group. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2328 We have an opening in cosmetic research. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2329 Turn Left 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2330 The interest has been so high that we now require a PhD in neurology to apply for a position. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2331 Remember -- it's the destination, not the journey. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2332 I could make it on my own if they’d have used Limburger. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2333 I don't know how they shrank me 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2334 That is NOT how babies are born! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2335 We're switching to low-fat cheese. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2336 This is why we need a control 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2337 Yeah, I hear you Jerry but you’ll have to take that up with Helen in HR. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2338 This is the average street layout of Boston. Complete this, and we can release you back there 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2339 Do you know where I can find Dermatology? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2340 Sooo, we meet in the middle? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
2341 Despite all my rage… 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2342 Ok, listen, this is your 100th time in this maze. Clearly the cheese diet is giving you a grandiose sense of self. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2343 I could do it but I believe this is more your field. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2344 I was told I was going to be downsized, but I'm still here! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2345 I'd run the maze with you but I'm the primary, in-field ethnographic researcher and I don't like cheese anyway. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2346 Thanks for your help. Now let's create an even more confusing cell phone contract. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2347 Three lefts, a right, and straight to the finish. The lab door is unlocked. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2348 You got here before me….not fair 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2349 What brings us together is our love of cheeses. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2350 I did design it, but I'm afraid the directions do not come under 'The Freedom of Information Act'. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2351 You understand that the work here is more demanding than the growth hormone study. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2352 Do you have gps? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2353 We’re sorry, your cheese has been replaced with a dairy free vegan fermented cashew product. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2354 Have you already been fitted for a saddle? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
2355 I am a-mazed at how you've grown. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2356 Well, the good news is that the growth formula is working. The bad news is that you're still as dumb as a sack of hammers. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2357 Look, you’re a big rat now; you’re just going to have to figure this thing out yourself. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2358 Sorry, we’re letting you go. The cheese budget allows one of you or five hundred of your little cousins. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2359 Either you're gigantic, or I'm super small, or this is just a very, very bad dream. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2360 What do you mean you’re now vegan? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2361 Yes, Mickey, if you make it to the exit you'll be woke. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
2362 I asked you to leave the AI switch alone. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2363 Now don't think of it as an experiment but more as the many unforeseen twist and turns we encounter during our daily lives. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2364 I know it's a bore, but it's your job. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
2365 Everyone is a-mazing these days. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2366 No, the ones that Mother give you don't do anything at all... 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2367 If you help me getting out of here, I'll help you getting out of here. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2368 No fair peeking over the top. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2369 No more looking over the walls 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2370 We decided to cut down on your protein intake. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2371 The test results confirm that you are lost. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2372 I appreciate the irony, but Well I can tell that kind of comment won’t help either of us get out. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2373 And you are not allowed to use navigation this time 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2374 This role-play experiment made some big impact. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2375 I haven't a clue either. 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
2376 Of course you are looking for a mate. Everyone who dedicates their entire life to science is looking for a mate. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2377 Yes, I've been here for a long time. I never found my way out, have you? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2378 I can’t figure it out. I’m just going to follow you. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2379 It's not a game, but okay, this time you hide and I'll find you. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2380 Please show me which way is home. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2381 Get me out of here and I promise things will be different. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2382 Which way back to the lab? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2383 This time we don't want you to escape 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2384 You’re getting too big for your britches, son! 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2385 I ate, drank, smoked and ran the maze very fast. And losing 150 pounds, they made me Lab Director. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2386 I'll follow you out. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
2387 You won't need to worry about the cat. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2388 I really wish I had ordered the Gouda. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
2389 I ratted you out because you moved my cheese 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2390 What I can say is that there's way more than a crummy piece of cheese at the end 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2391 New York apartments keep getting smaller, so we adapt. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2392 Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ? 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2393 Our lab practices a more egalitarian approach 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2394 Have you come across a glass of bourbon on your search for cheese? 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2395 My, you've grown a lot! How many years has it been since I've seen you? 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2396 Wipe that smirk off your face! I am the scientist here and I get another try. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2397 I don't care if you are a baby kangaroo, just run through the darn maze! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2398 Welcome to the rat race. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2399 You promise there's a research grant in there this time? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2400 I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you..... 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2401 Wow, you get cheese? They told me I should intern for the experience. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2402 Deal! Better cheese for better results. Remember, we never spoke. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2403 I understand that you have also participated in our steroid lab experiments?" 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2404 Wow, we're gonna need a lot more cheese. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2405 We're experimenting with perspective. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2406 Just stay out of any room with an 800 lb. gorilla and you should be fine. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2407 And when you're finished, see Carol in HR to fill out the paperwork for your cheese reward. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2408 Just exactly how many treats have they been giving you? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2409 Stop sniffing me. I will help you find the cheese. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2410 Do you have time to answer a few questions for our customer satisfaction survey? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2411 I’m still the scientist. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2412 So, you found the cheese, and you're still hungry. I see. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2413 Peeking over the walls will nullify your results. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2414 Yes, I assure you…it’s cheddar. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2415 The camembert looks nice tonight and we also have a vegan option. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2416 'I know you've always played the role as a "half man, half bull,' but you knew there would be changes once Disney took over and rebranded the Maze as "The Minnie-taur."' 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2417 Gary, you have issues. You’re angry. You’re lost. You’re all over the place. And despite all your rage you’re still just a rat in a cage. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2418 Don’t forget to chew your name into the right hand corner of the maze 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2419 I won't vivisect you if you can get me out of here. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2420 Turns out we already know the results. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2421 This 2 square metre unit also comes with a cutting edge pleasure lever which can be used to produce dopamine on demand... 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2422 'Who cut the cheese?' Is that some kind of joke? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2423 The cheese shall set you free 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2424 I hope you have all the observations you need. Please let me out now 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
2425 Get through the maze of cubicles, and you can eat your cheese from home. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2426 If you happen to find the previous mailroom guy, get him back to H.R. please. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2427 I just shrunk myself to size to personally witness your dilemma! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2428 Michael, this is isn't easy but I wanted to tell you face-to-face, you've been with us a long time and I thought it only fair. You didn't pass, again. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. I think it's best I show you to the door. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2429 I know how you feel.....welcome to the rat race.... 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2430 First, this is a cube farm, not a maze. Second, how did you get to be so big? 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
2431 Yes, you’ve proved your point; now get me out of here 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2432 No, I haven't seen your cousin. But if you want, just go in and take a look for yourself. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2433 I'm sorry. That position has been filled. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2434 uhh… you know how to get out of here, right? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2435 I can tell you where the cheese is, but that would defeat the purpose of the maze, wouldn't it? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2436 You moved my cheese. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
2437 Last one out is a rotten egg! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2438 Concerning the reward, you're not lactose intolerant are you? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2439 I'll give you TWO pieces of cheese if you can find our way out of here! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
2440 In your experience does now being an enormous abomination of nature affect your spatial reasoning in the same way it did your appetite for my predecessor? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2441 BASICALLY YOU HAVE THE PLACE TO YOURSELF. EVERYONE ELSE IS WORKING REMOTELY. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2442 Turn once to the right, twice for the left, to the right again and you will find the meaning of your life. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2443 OK look, We’re not playing hide & squeak- make it out in a minute or less & the cheese ball is yours. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2444 Okay, you go next.... 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
2445 I know it sounds cheesy, but they want you to smile when you reach the cheddar. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2446 You’re right. This is harder than it looks! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2447 Who moved your cheese? Who moved my cheese! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2448 I was told there would be corn. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2449 Your maze-solving is fine. The problem is your attitude. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2450 There’s no cheese at the end. We just want to see if you’ll do it. It’s called performance review. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2451 Mark's office? Three lefts, two rights, across from the cheese 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2452 No you can't use Waze. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2453 This time, try it without knocking the walls down. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2454 Oh. The cheese. Right now. Of course. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2455 Would you be so kind as to show me the way out? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2456 Now we're both amazed. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2457 Don't ask me, I'm as lost as you are! 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2458 Can i trust you to not look over the walls? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2459 The diet starts today. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2460 It can be a bit of a rat race around here. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2461 People have been complaining about 'a hostile work environment.' 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2462 Listen, now that you're genetically modified, we expect more from you. There is no reward. There is no end. Godspeed. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2463 Sorry, no. Here we're auditoning for 'Cats' 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2464 I’m not kidding. How do I get the hell out of here. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2465 If I tell you where to find the Big Cheese I'll get fired too 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2466 The New Yorker hasn't been the same since they moved their offices to Stamford 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2467 You're fine. I'm lost. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2468 What would be your guess? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2469 Listen! I'm sorry about that experimental diet and the maze running and the poking and the prodding. Now, can you just get us out of here? 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2470 This would be a lot easier if I knew whether you were a mutant mouse, a giant rat, or a kangaroo. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2471 It's time to meet the big cheese 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2472 You successfully finished ! Why are you looking at me like that ? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2473 You shift starts as soon as you find your cubicle. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2474 Just remember, this summer internship may change your life. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2475 There's more growth hormone, if you can find it." (This caption comes from the spouse of the subscriber; he is Jerome Jansma, Fayetteville, Arkansas. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2476 You can check out any time you like, but you can’t ever leave 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2477 Okay, this time I will record how fast you fetch. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2478 OK, you’ve done this a million times. This time just do the opposite. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2479 Aw, c’mon. Show me how to get out of here! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2480 Honestly, I don't know if there is cheese. I'm just trying to get published. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2481 Sorry. Not everything in life works out the way we planned. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2482 Yes, I am the Big Cheese. Why do you ask?" 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2483 Right clicking, left clicking, dragging and dropping. Doc, I want out of the human race. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2484 My left or your left? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2485 Remind me where the exit is? 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2486 I heard you know the fastest way out. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2487 Trust me, you won’t need the clipboard. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2488 No, no, this isn't the same at all. These are cubicles--world of difference. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2489 Growth hormone lab is two doors down. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2490 If you can find your cubby, the job is yours! 1.1923 0.06068 78 68 5 5
2491 My big friends built this fun house for you to play in. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2492 I probably could’ve gone faster if I didn’t have to carry this clipboard 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2493 Well Frank, I'd say we were trapped like ra- oh. Oh wait. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2494 To be deemed "An Amazing Mouse," you must complete the course in under 30 seconds and devour the cat at the finish line. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2495 There are no bonuses, just cheese. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2496 Just try your best and you will squeak through the maze” 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2497 You looked taller on Zoom. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2498 This is the best I could conceive in the moment to keep us both alive. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2499 You cheated...I smell a rat... 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2500 I know, it’s like a maze in here. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
2501 Do I understand, Mickey, that you escaped because of DeSantis? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2502 I don't think we are talking about the same rat race. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2503 Larger than life 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2504 I’m hiding from a cat, what’s your excuse? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2505 Don't look over the top. We are testing you sense of smell not your eyesight. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2506 I'm lost. Could you please guide me to the exit? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2507 Find the exit before the exterminator gets here. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2508 No, we cannot switch places 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2509 I don't know know what we gave you, but it's cheating to look over the top of the maze.. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2510 The doctor's patients will love your design. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
2511 No, you get just cheese. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2512 We have an "open door" policy here 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2513 I'm not at liberty to say who got the promotion but it's safe to say you have an edge over the competition! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2514 No Ma’am, the tiny human experiment is in Room 3B 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2515 Let's get out of here so we can figure out if that cheese made you a huge mouse or me a tiny human 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2516 Start to the right if you want Swiss, or if you prefer Brie with blue cheese veins, start to the left. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2517 something looks different...did you do something with your hair? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2518 Do you know the way to the cheese? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
2519 Hello! We're conducting a focus group today on cheese. If you could spare about 20 minutes, I can give you a $35 gift card to The Cheesecake Factory for your time... 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2520 So you gonna vote R for the right or D for dithering? C’mon, squeak up! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
2521 I prefer the open floor plan myself. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2522 now, show me where is the cheese 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
2523 You've given failure to launch a whole new meaning Mr. Mouse. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
2524 Pretty amazing, isn’t it? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2525 This is a much bigger problem than I was lead to believe when I took the job. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2526 Good luck. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
2527 I'm lost too. Are you vegetarian? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2528 Truth be told, I have no idea why we are here or where we are going? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2529 No, I don’t think this is ironic. But yes I would love some cheese. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2530 Amazingly the growth hormones exceeded expectations 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2531 Over the lower walls, you may glimpse larger cats. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2532 Just follow the smell of over-roasted coffee and fresh research funding and you’ll be there in no time! 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2533 Looks like we're leaving Florida, its too complicated to explain. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2534 So I see if you’ve found and eaten all the cheese. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2535 They said there'd be cheese at this party, but I can't seem to find it. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2536 Restrooms? Down the hall, then a right, right, 2nd left, right, left at the Minotaur, and another left. Can't miss it. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2537 The charcuterie board awaits. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2538 Check your data professor. You know I have never worn britches. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2539 I’m sorry, it’s not an actual ‘rat race’, that’s just what some folks call it. Anyway I’ve left some cheese in your cubicle to help you find it and I’ll check back with you at lunch. Welcome to the team! 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2540 And no peaking over the top. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2541 We understand that no one LIKES working in office cubicles, but the cheese breaks are to die for. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2542 This is bigger than the both of us. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2543 The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2544 It's also their workspace, so try not to scare them." 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2545 I heard there’s a published article at the center 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2546 How about if this time you lead and I follow? 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2547 Can you please help me find the way to exit? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2548 You eat all my cheese, you shit everywhere, you’re addicted to cocaine, and you make me move into your weird ass maze of an apartment. And yet I can’t bring myself to leave you. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2549 Let me understand, you want a demonstration first. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2550 Can you please show me the way out? I know you have been through this before. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2551 OK, you win! This IS frustrating 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2552 I hate asking directions, but can you get me out of here. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2553 We're having a party for your 25th birthday this afternoon. Want to take another crack at getting out of here? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2554 Rule three, you cannot stand on your legs and look around. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2555 What do you mean you're lactose intolerant? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
2556 Do you know where to find the big cheese? It's my first day. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
2557 I'll give you your own clipboard if you get us to the cheese. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
2558 If you complete this maize on time, your reward will be a pizza franchise. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2559 Damned if I know how to get out of here. My problem is how to get back to normal human size. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2560 Do you have any idea how to get through this grant application? 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
2561 Welcome! Your cubicle is this way. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2562 Before we get started, you’ll need to fill out our liability waiver form 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2563 Sorry, but I've been looking for close to a year. ALT: Don't blame me. I didn't design it. ALT: What's your password? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
2564 Do I really smell that much? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
2565 We are Not Cheese 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2566 I know, I'm lost, too. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2567 Do you know where the exit is? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2568 I don't expect any side effects this time. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2569 We realised we have never looked at the experience from the user point of view. Now, on a scale of 0-5, how would you rate the overall usability of the maze? How about the ease of access to the cheese? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2570 Don’t worry, Roger! Of course we will set you free tomorrow like we promised. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2571 Of course I know what reductio ad absurdum means - what’s your point? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
2572 ‘Okay, but please, the cheese at the end is for everyone’ 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2573 It's like cheese, only vegan. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2574 You take a left, two rights, a left, two more rights and you’re there. Can’t miss it. 1.1895 0.05247 95 82 8 5
2575 Have you seen the new Kardashian nude selfie? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2576 Can you show me where the bathroom is? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2577 It's about journey not the destination. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2578 Since I shrunk, I now know what you're going through. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2579 So anyway, the tractor beam turned out to be a shrinking ray and here I am. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2580 It isn't your experience that interests me. It's your size. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2581 You may be faster than me, but I’ve got tenure ? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2582 Just to be clear, you’re still the one getting probed. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2583 Sorry Bob. We haven’t seen Doris in over a week 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2584 There is no break time but there is a generous performance based awards package. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2585 Okay, smartass, so you think you're bigger than me? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2586 We’re going to have to hide the cheese better 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2587 I think if we work together on this, we can eventually find our way out. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2588 As a new hire you will be assigned to one of these cubicles. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2589 Any idea what happened to the rest of the group? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2590 Well you did it, congratulations. The solution to the maze is Mouse Growth Hormone. Go pick up a relatively tiny amount of cheese at the exit. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2591 Left, 2 rights, left, right then finally 2 lefts.. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2592 I did it in 10'minutes 20 seconds 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2593 Just apply the same effort you use to get to my office... 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2594 George, I taught you everything I know, now go and make me proud. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2595 We're replacing you with an AI mouse algorithm. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2596 I had been searching for knowledge. But, now that you mention it, some Edam would be nice. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2597 Just tell them if they do what I say they’ll grow up to be big and strong like you. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2598 No, I couldn’t find the cheese either. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2599 That's what happens, when you vote for ratification without reading the fine print!" 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2600 The best-laid plans… 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2601 I’m trying to be more method. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2602 I know your using A.I. has made these mazes ultra boring! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2603 It proves the rat race is a growing problem. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2604 Limburger or Gruyère? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2605 To get back to the lab, you'll first have to find your way through these cubicles. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2606 There is a five pound wheel of gouda at the end. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2607 Yes, I moved the cheese. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2608 Hey, you seem to know your way around here. Where the heck are the vending machines? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2609 I understand that you'd prefer to work from home, but . . . 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2610 What did you think this was all about? Fun and games? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2611 I know you already know where the cheese is, but you have to solve the maze and there’ll be NO gnawing allowed. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2612 I am the lab director, but I wish you'd stop calling me the big cheese. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2613 You were told "If this is a medical emergency, call 911." 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2614 Here's the deal: help me find the exit, I'll up your steriods. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2615 And so the subject has become the scientist 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2616 Desks, chairs and computers arrive Monday. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2617 I understand payback's a bitch, but could you help me find the cheese? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2618 Your brain's bigger than mine; YOU figure it out. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
2619 Apparently you found the growth hormones. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2620 The next experiment begins once I find my way out. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2621 First one out is the big cheese. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2622 What do you mean I’ve put on weight? I’ve been running a rat race everyday. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
2623 Now that you have been so successful in learning how to get treats, we are sending you over to the weight loss study. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2624 Go right, then left, left, left, then right, right, left, right, left, one last right. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2625 The big cheese would to see you in his office. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2626 Frankly, after years of research, I'm starting to think we're both lost in this maze, Maurice. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2627 Not funny, Harold. Not funny. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2628 I see you've been reading "Awaken the Giant Within." 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2629 I’m going to need your help getting out of here 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
2630 I'm new here. Who's the big cheese? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2631 Size had nothing to do with it. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2632 Just when you were thinking that you beat the rat race, out they came with faster rats 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2633 Would better chew you, rather then do this rigmarole 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
2634 OK, get me out of here, and I'll get you the cheese! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2635 Your desk is 2 north, 1 east, and 3 north. If you you don't fit our culture, just walk south. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2636 You will be looking for what we call The Big Cheese. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2637 Yes you are bigger. Let’s see if you are any smarter. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2638 OK, we call this the brie maze. Don't get fooled by the cheddar dead ends. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2639 You are lactose intolerant? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2640 I'll help you if you'll help me. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2641 If you can escape this human-sized maze we’ll cast you in “Planet of the Rats.” 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2642 I don’t know how to get out of here, but I know where the cheese is. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
2643 The cheese has been inside of you the whole time. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2644 This time don't try to gnaw your way out. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2645 You know that kangaroos dont really like cheese, right? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2646 I've looked everywhere sir, but to no avail. The cheese is gone. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2647 I'm sure you'll break the record, Goliath, but if you're doping, Guinness will know. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2648 Do you ever feel like you're trapped? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2649 It's about the destination, not the journey 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2650 I knew there was something wrong with that cheese. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2651 We need to talk about the extra incentives you expect for just doing your job. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2652 You stay on your side, I stay on mine, and we can make this work. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
2653 Frank is it necessary for me to wear the costume too? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2654 What are you doing here? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2655 Don’t stress out. It’s not that kind of rat race 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2656 97,760 hours..I guess it does sound crazy. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2657 Wow, you’re right, IKEA IS confusing! 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
2658 I have no idea why I get Filet Mignon when I get out of here and you only get cheese, ask the other guy in the white coat 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2659 Oh how the tables have turned… 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2660 I’m sorry, we’re rebranding as hamsters at the moment, and not hiring any more mice. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2661 Well well Dr Hafeez let’s see how you can make it out the maze. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2662 If you are looking for more excitement and compensation talk to Elon Musk at SpaceX. He may be adding the Moon as a stop over for the Mars project. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2663 Say Cheese 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2664 Now that I can see things from your perspective, I’d like to leave, please. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2665 I don’t see that Harry. If anyone is the mouse, YOU are the mouse 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2666 We are calling it Lab Rat: The Immersive Experience. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2667 We cut back on the hormones but it still tastes like cheese. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2668 This is a big surprise to me too. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2669 I don't know why I'm here but I'd like to follow you search for the exit if you don't mind. Sir. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2670 Do you want me to replace the parmesan cheese with cheddar? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2671 Ok, when I get to the end, you give me my cell phone. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2672 Sorry, not meant for kangaroos 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2673 You humans are so predictable, all you have to do is change the pattern a little and we are lost. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2674 If you jump out of the maze, you will be disqualified. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2675 I don't know my way out of this mess any more than you do 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2676 Obviously, the answer is self evident 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2677 It's a Mobius-the smell of cheese is everywhere, but there's actually no way out. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2678 Yes, we’re a hybrid workplace, but unfortunately your job can’t be done remotely. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2679 Can you please add a Statin to your next research protocol? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2680 Can Mouse sign up a Twitter account to join campaign announcement ? Or it was banned? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2681 I await your instructions, sire! 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2682 Can you help? There's an error in my directions. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2683 You're gonna need better SAT scores to get outta here. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2684 Humor is disallowed. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2685 Are you my mentor? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2686 I'm gonna need three forms of identification. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2687 Are you kidding me?!? I’m just as lost as you are. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2688 With the preliminaries out of the way, we’re finally ready to embark on a large-scale study. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2689 „You were right, it looks bigger on the inside.“ 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2690 Your cubicle is the third one down, on the right 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2691 Tell me again how I get out of here. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2692 Once you complete the task, I’ll have a treat for you,please don’t eat the walls. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2693 One of us is dreaming and since I'm not cheese, it must be me. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2694 You must be the new guy from Big Pharma. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2695 So you're saying if I complete the maze, I'll get a giant federal research grant?. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2696 Would it kill them to build some windows? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2697 Undercover Boss, Season 342. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2698 How long have you been changing our food? 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2699 ‘Yes, it’s a big hunk of cheese”. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2700 So, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the maze? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2701 We had to pay for the Star Wars IP with some experiments, Mickey. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2702 When you’re done, you get to watch “The Shining”. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2703 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2704 You are about to be replaced by a lawyer so get with it. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2705 Since the Pandemic and serious supply chain issues, our lab has been downsized to keep us on budget. Now, how the hell do I get out of here? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2706 Munster, not monster cheese. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2707 Rough first day for you too? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2708 Eureka my ass! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2709 Nope, GPS is not allowed. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2710 We're trying to find out if you are smarter than we are" 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2711 Let's be friends. Why don't you come by my place for hor d'oeuvres and cheese. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
2712 Whoa! We have dress code here. You will have to wear pants. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
2713 And at the end of the maze is an extra day of PTO? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2714 You get a reward if you find my office 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
2715 You creatures are so much better at finding your way out of a maze. Could you just tell me how to find the men’s room? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2716 This is what they call “ skin in the game” 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2717 Oh, so you come in on Tuesdays and Thursdays? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2718 Very funny. Now reverse the shrink-ray. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2719 Because the New Yorker staff REALLY likes mouse mazes... 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2720 Why” is an illusion; you need to ask “what’s at the end? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2721 Well, I see the experimental memory-enhancing drug had a totally unexpected side-effect in you. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2722 Mighty Mouse I presume? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2723 Hi, I'm Dr. James Monterey. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2724 We have to discontinue the experiment, we’ve run out of funding for cheese. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2725 'Just shout when you spot the elephant!' 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2726 You are too good at this, so we're cutting your treats in half...it's for you own good! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2727 Sorry, I'm lost too, in a maze of my own making. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2