Contest #851


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I’m here to conduct your exit interview. 1.7443 0.01519 2710 1282 839 589
1 At this point, I’m no longer sure which one of us they’re testing. 1.7245 0.02033 1463 699 468 296
2 The restroom? Third door on your right, then left, left again, then right, right and left. You can’t miss it. 1.7162 0.01910 1649 796 525 328
3 That concludes our study. You can see yourself out. 1.6796 0.01786 1807 903 580 324
4 It’s an honor to work with a giant in the field. 1.6760 0.01361 3062 1525 1004 533
5 Sure, if you can find your way out, you can work remotely. 1.6603 0.02222 1201 629 351 221
6 We have to let you go. You’ve outgrown your position here. 1.6599 0.01771 1773 897 582 294
7 I was hoping you'd get us both out, actually. 1.6469 0.01898 1515 775 500 240
8 They said if I find my way out, I'll get tenure. What did they tell you? 1.6432 0.02603 880 475 244 161
9 Just climb over the walls. It’ll drive the researchers crazy. 1.6404 0.01888 1635 876 471 288
10 Do you mind if I follow you out? 1.6389 0.02317 1019 529 329 161
11 Steroids in the cheese? Why do you ask? 1.6369 0.02031 1421 768 401 252
12 You're welcome to run through the cubicles. Everyone works from home. 1.6361 0.01963 1492 799 437 256
13 You find the cheese, I'll find the wine and we'll meet back here. 1.6323 0.01783 1727 908 546 273
14 I'd ask directions but I'm a man. 1.6318 0.01876 1665 907 464 294
15 For you, it’s cheese. Me, it’s tenure. 1.6277 0.01830 1660 885 508 267
16 You've made it to the end. Would you mind taking an exit poll? 1.6221 0.02186 1151 616 354 181
17 I'm new here, but you seem to know your way around. 1.6150 0.01908 1369 706 484 179
18 The goal is to find the cheese and avoid Brenda in accounting. 1.6093 0.02063 1308 719 381 208
19 I've been asked to duplicate my results using a larger sample. 1.6058 0.01924 1507 834 433 240
20 We're transferring you to the New York subway. 1.5994 0.02496 931 531 242 158
21 Look, I'm gonna be straight with you; there's no way out." 1.5972 0.01902 1544 867 432 245
22 I'm thinking you're not on the placebo mixture. 1.5928 0.02404 948 531 272 145
23 The results are preliminary, but there do seem to be some side effects. 1.5909 0.01941 1391 765 430 196
24 I assume you know your way out 1.5905 0.02353 923 502 297 124
25 This is embarrassing, but can you help me find the way out? 1.5903 0.01967 1384 770 411 203
26 In this case, thinking outside the box would be beneficial. 1.5767 0.02392 926 524 270 132
27 This would have been a lot simpler if you hadn't eaten the BREADCRUMBS! 1.5674 0.02373 927 529 270 128
28 Look, I give you cheese, you get me out 1.5646 0.02293 960 542 294 124
29 A pound of Gruyere if you show me the way out. 1.5617 0.02431 892 516 251 125
30 We would start you off with cheese. No insurance. No retirement. No chance for advancement. Just cheese. 1.5613 0.02374 930 537 264 129
31 Sure, I created it. That doesn't mean I remember every detail. 1.5607 0.02289 922 514 299 109
32 You can stop looking. I'm the big cheese. 1.5607 0.02395 922 535 257 130
33 What we’re trying to determine is am I tiny or are you huge? 1.5567 0.02388 864 489 269 106
34 We're testing to see whether size really does matter. 1.5550 0.02449 854 493 248 113
35 We were downsized. 1.5519 0.02508 828 484 231 113
36 We need you to stop evolving. 1.5516 0.02761 823 525 142 156
37 You did well with the maze. Next, it's finding public restrooms. 1.5489 0.02488 798 458 242 98
38 Ok. Yes. I moved your cheese. 1.5476 0.02581 778 457 216 105
39 Son, you were an experiment.” 1.5473 0.02578 782 460 216 106
40 There was never any cheese. 1.5464 0.02606 776 460 208 108
41 Go ask Alice. I think she'll know... 1.5399 0.02755 715 434 176 105
42 Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. 1.5389 0.02670 720 427 198 95
43 I’m not saying you cheated, but try it again on all fours. 1.5364 0.02624 673 384 217 72
44 I cannot say what’s at the end of the maze, but I will say it pairs wonderfully with the mouth-drying tannins of a full-bodied Cabernet Sauvignon. 1.5358 0.02631 685 395 213 77
45 Yes, it is a maze. No, there are no winners in a rat race. 1.5357 0.02666 687 401 204 82
46 Don't ask me, I'm still trying to find the bathroom. 1.5354 0.02708 678 399 195 84
47 Not accusing you,but did you move my cheese? 1.5337 0.02684 667 388 202 77
48 What are your demands?” 1.5311 0.03052 708 477 86 145
49 These are the offices. Labs are on the next floor. 1.5303 0.02759 643 379 187 77
50 Yes, I guess I could install a doggie door. 1.5291 0.03011 722 486 90 146
51 They're turning it into an IKEA. 1.5289 0.02878 641 392 159 90
52 It’s not about the cheese, it’s about the journey. 1.5280 0.02823 642 387 171 84
53 Take as long as you need-- there's no cat the first time. 1.5234 0.03018 598 373 137 88
54 Let me show you to your cubicle. This place can be a bit of a maze. 1.5233 0.02729 600 345 196 59
55 Sorry, I just work here. 1.5214 0.02842 585 345 175 65
56 I’m just a guy- Standing in front of a mouse- Asking her to get me out of this IKEA. 1.5197 0.03020 583 362 139 82
57 So far, the results are huge. 1.5197 0.03387 585 404 58 123
58 You've outgrown the position. 1.5178 0.02869 589 353 167 69
59 I have another appointment. Can you find your own way out? 1.5175 0.02845 628 384 163 81
60 Okay, good. Now, Janet would like you to find her stapler. 1.5151 0.02881 563 334 168 61
61 What else have you been taking? 1.5142 0.02985 564 345 148 71
62 We're taking you off the steroids. 1.5138 0.02892 580 350 162 68
63 No, you're still not allowed to look over the top. 1.5134 0.02989 524 312 155 57
64 Who, who told you there would be cheese? 1.5105 0.02911 525 308 166 51
65 Where do you see yourself five turns from now? 1.5087 0.02986 519 310 154 55
66 I’m pretty sure we’re not in the control group. 1.5068 0.03133 511 316 131 64
67 Now we're going to bring in the cat. 1.5051 0.03234 495 311 118 66
68 This is all for you. Nobody is renting offices these days 1.5048 0.03111 521 324 131 66
69 So let me get this straight. Left,right,left,right,right,and then a left? 1.5039 0.02995 508 304 152 52
70 I’m actually not sure which of us is in the control group.” 1.5020 0.03178 496 309 125 62
71 The growth hormone study? That's cubicle 4. 1.5011 0.03161 463 280 134 49
72 Well,do you think that if I knew the way out of here, we’d be having this conversation? 1.4989 0.03238 465 288 122 55
73 This test is to see, once and for all, if size does matter. 1.4989 0.03277 463 289 117 57
74 You look for the cheese, I'll look for the wine. 1.4968 0.03367 467 300 102 65
75 Co-authors seems fair. 1.4968 0.03052 467 278 146 43
76 Did you say right, left, right, right, left, left, right,right, left, right, right, right, left, left, left, right, left? 1.4946 0.03252 465 291 118 56
77 I'm guessing you didn't get the placebo 1.4943 0.03396 439 278 105 56
78 No, you can't use Google Maps 1.4935 0.03282 462 291 114 57
79 You've become a bigger pest than we've expected. 1.4910 0.03325 446 281 111 54
80 No, these are just cubicles. But I see how you'd be confused. 1.4873 0.03462 433 280 95 58
81 I'll show myself out. 1.4855 0.03196 447 276 125 46
82 The ethical committee doesn't let us use a real mouse, so do your best Bob 1.4854 0.03596 412 270 84 58
83 Unfortunately, we have to do some downsizing. 1.4824 0.03369 398 246 112 40
84 There will be no caption due to the writer's strike. However, I assure you, it would have been hysterical. 1.4813 0.03654 401 265 79 57
85 The F.D.A. can’t shut me down if they can’t find me. 1.4795 0.03939 390 272 49 69
86 Would you like to complete a brief customer service survey when you've finished? 1.4783 0.03397 414 263 104 47
87 I was following you! 1.4770 0.03387 392 244 109 39
88 so are you the experiment or am I? 1.4758 0.03465 414 268 95 51
89 No, these are our office cubicles. The rat maze is down the hall. 1.4758 0.03657 393 260 79 54
90 Sorry you got lost. This lab is for maze learning. The growth hormone experiment is next door. 1.4743 0.03479 409 265 94 50
91 So we’re both lost? 1.4738 0.03368 401 252 108 41
92 You seem to have grown from the experience. 1.4729 0.03801 332 213 81 38
93 Gruyère? I’ll have to check. 1.4681 0.03529 376 241 94 41
94 What do you mean can I work from home? 1.4678 0.03624 357 229 89 39
95 No offense, but I took this job to escape the rat race. 1.4663 0.03696 356 232 82 42
96 And you say you got the placebo? 1.4649 0.03693 342 220 85 37
97 Okay,if you win , you get cheese. If I win, I get tenure. 1.4646 0.03631 353 227 88 38
98 Now let’s see if you can get us out of here. 1.4643 0.03345 392 247 108 37
99 We have a big rodent problem. 1.4632 0.03571 367 237 90 40
100 It's great that you're gigantic and can understand human speech, but the institute still insists on a maze test to measure your intelligence. 1.4627 0.03701 335 215 85 35
101 Turns out the maze is only part of the experiment. 1.4608 0.03524 332 206 99 27
102 I told you not to eat the breadcrumbs! Now we'll never find a way out 1.4581 0.03780 334 219 77 38
103 Yes, we did put growth hormones in the cheese. Why do you ask? 1.4577 0.03775 343 227 75 41
104 Did you drink from a little cup that said 'Drink Me'? So did I 1.4569 0.03712 348 229 79 40
105 You’ll get through it fine, pretend it’s the New York sewer system. 1.4568 0.03527 370 240 91 39
106 Just one question-Where's the cat? 1.4545 0.03744 341 225 77 39
107 Do you have time for a quick customer satisfaction survey? 1.4540 0.03847 326 216 72 38
108 Can I interest you in a free personality test?” 1.4536 0.03990 366 261 44 61
109 If I knew the way out, do you think I'd still be working here? 1.4527 0.03815 338 226 71 41
110 I think we can assume you weren't in the placebo group 1.4525 0.03988 316 213 63 40
111 So once again we meet in a New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. 1.4525 0.03988 316 213 63 40
112 It’ll be win-win. You still get the cheese, and I’ll get tenure. 1.4523 0.03855 325 216 71 38
113 My advisor suggested I needed to understand my experiments from your perspective, so here I am. 1.4503 0.03822 302 195 78 29
114 Get out? How did you get in? 1.4500 0.03797 320 210 76 34
115 Gov. DeSantis is testing out new entrances to Disney World. 1.4472 0.03675 322 208 84 30
116 Of course, I know the way out...but let's say I didn't 1.4463 0.03738 298 190 83 25
117 Yes, I too prefer the open floor concept. 1.4462 0.03650 325 210 85 30
118 So when can you start? 1.4444 0.03973 270 174 72 24
119 So you're the one who moved my cheese. 1.4433 0.03952 291 192 69 30
120 No, you can't use Mapquest. 1.4424 0.03710 330 218 78 34
121 Excuse me,do you know the way out of here? 1.4424 0.03681 321 209 82 30
122 You choose. Run the maze or take notes. 1.4418 0.03851 292 190 75 27
123 Just between us I’m convinced you didn’t get the placebo. 1.4414 0.04195 290 200 52 38
124 Both our careers are on the line here. 1.4393 0.03967 280 184 69 27
125 I feel like you should know how this works by now. 1.4380 0.03894 274 177 74 23
126 It’s weird being back in the office 1.4366 0.04020 284 190 64 30
127 The bathroom is just to your left, your left, your right, your left… 1.4358 0.04155 296 206 51 39
128 I'm not falling for it again, Jeff. I know you're in there. 1.4354 0.04060 271 180 64 27
129 We’re downsizing. 1.4332 0.03624 307 198 85 24
130 We think you’ve found enough cheese. 1.4331 0.04048 284 192 61 31
131 We’re both in dead end jobs. Let’s just get on with it. 1.4328 0.03881 268 173 74 21
132 No, these are the staff offices. The cheese maze is on the third floor. 1.4323 0.03889 303 204 67 32
133 We're investigating the human male's inability to ask for directions. 1.4319 0.04260 301 216 40 45
134 I think you'll fit right in here. 1.4306 0.03591 288 182 88 18
135 So it’s two rights and a left back to my office? 1.4295 0.03758 298 196 76 26
136 The objective is to get to the corner office. 1.4286 0.03863 280 184 72 24
137 We're in this together. 1.4270 0.04023 274 184 63 27
138 What do you mean you'll only run the maze if the cheese is gruyere? 1.4269 0.03998 260 171 67 22
139 You find the cheese. I'll find the wine. 1.4263 0.03988 312 218 55 39
140 This wasn’t what I meant when I said that we needed a larger sample size. 1.4257 0.04350 249 171 50 28
141 Oh thank god! Do you know where the exit is in this IKEA? 1.4257 0.04160 249 166 60 23
142 This is very embarrassing but I need your help. 1.4253 0.04022 261 173 65 23
143 You lead. 1.4245 0.03846 278 183 72 23
144 I found the cheese. Did you find the Martini? 1.4242 0.04268 264 183 50 31
145 OK, so it's not a double blind study. 1.4232 0.03992 267 178 65 24
146 Any idea where the men's room is? 1.4228 0.03763 272 176 77 19
147 Help me find the exit and I'll leave a window open tonight. 1.4221 0.04056 244 160 65 19
148 The only way out of here is if we work together. 1.4218 0.03536 294 188 88 18
149 Fine, yes, unlimited cheese. Now, help me out of here. 1.4215 0.04268 261 181 50 30
150 Left, right, straight, right, left, left, straight, left, right, then a final right. But don’t tell them I told you. 1.4211 0.04020 247 162 66 19
151 You're right, we need better cheese if we want to attract a better clientele. 1.4194 0.03967 248 162 68 18
152 Thanks for helping out. We can't find Professor Larson. 1.4180 0.04094 244 162 62 20
153 I'll tell you where the cheese is if you tell me where the coffee is. 1.4170 0.04256 247 169 53 25
154 No, you're Stuart, I'm Little. 1.4163 0.04399 233 160 49 24
155 Don't assume you're getting the drug. Your growth spurt may be a placebo effect. 1.4160 0.04256 250 172 52 26
156 I may have misplaced a decimal point somewhere. 1.4153 0.04480 236 165 44 27
157 I finally understand what they mean by “rat race” 1.4130 0.04438 230 159 47 24
158 And lastly,you can’t look over the top. 1.4128 0.04410 235 163 47 25
159 I’m looking for a girl named Alice.” 1.4118 0.04287 238 163 52 23
160 You were right, the Roquefort did get better results. 1.4118 0.04287 238 163 52 23
161 Actually, this isn't a maze. I'm just trying to find my cubicle. 1.4115 0.04100 243 163 60 20
162 So if this doesn't confirm I'm in the rat race, nothing will. 1.4100 0.04061 239 159 62 18
163 What do you mean, 'There's no escape?' 1.4091 0.04392 242 170 45 27
164 Sorry, we decided to go in a different direction. 1.4072 0.04287 221 149 54 18
165 It’s a journey-not the destination. 1.4062 0.04052 224 147 63 14
166 Your gene enhancement surgery has made you ineligible. 1.4053 0.04251 227 154 54 19
167 Sorry to keep you waiting. Took me awhile to find my way out. 1.4048 0.04030 252 171 60 21
168 You had one job. 1.4043 0.04211 230 156 55 19
169 You’ve outgrown the lab, so we’ve assigned you a cubicle. 1.4043 0.04403 235 165 45 25
170 They also shrunk my salary. 1.4038 0.04346 213 144 52 17
171 They’re mazing remotely today. 1.4037 0.04469 218 151 46 21
172 You find the cheese. I'll look for the exit. 1.4028 0.04575 211 147 43 21
173 Look, I'll explain it to you one more time, and then you'll have to put down the clipboard and get through on your own. 1.4025 0.04592 241 176 33 32
174 For you it's cheese. For me it's tenure. 1.4017 0.04245 234 161 52 21
175 You say 'Marco', I say 'Polo'. 1.4009 0.04082 217 143 61 13
176 Forget cheese. I need running shoes. 1.4009 0.04683 227 165 33 29
177 No, I will not shrink the cat 1.4008 0.04248 237 164 51 22
178 Well, it’s been real. I think you know the way out. 1.4008 0.04043 247 168 59 20
179 You seem to be the only one left. Is there something you want to tell me? 1.4000 0.04413 215 148 48 19
180 I'm sorry that we have to let you go; you know the way out 1.4000 0.04528 220 155 42 23
181 I'm counting on you to find my way out. 1.3984 0.04074 251 173 56 22
182 I would tell you how to get out of here if I knew myself! 1.3981 0.04157 211 140 58 13
183 I'm so sorry, but you've out grown the job! 1.3973 0.04141 224 151 57 16
184 On the other hand, I'm the only one who knows the way out. 1.3971 0.04071 209 137 61 11
185 Don't worry, we've replaced the triple-creme brie with low-fat mozzarella. But I think you look terrific just the way you are! 1.3971 0.04136 204 134 59 11
186 Well, you see, it's just that we're downsizing... 1.3961 0.04152 207 137 58 12
187 It’s about the journey. 1.3960 0.04820 202 145 34 23
188 For me, the reward is tenure. 1.3956 0.03878 225 147 67 11
189 Yes, without GPS. 1.3953 0.04457 215 150 45 20
190 I can't find my cubicle either. 1.3948 0.04163 233 160 54 19
191 No, I don't have any cheese. I am just a grad student here to collect and weigh your droppings. 1.3932 0.04490 206 143 45 18
192 We’re out of Edam so today you’ll be looking for Humboldt Fog. 1.3923 0.04285 209 142 52 15
193 Just keep an eye out for a really large cat. 1.3920 0.04546 199 138 44 17
194 No, I thought you were in charge. 1.3915 0.04448 212 148 45 19
195 Your job is to show our new employees how to get into and out of their cubicles. 1.3901 0.04145 223 152 55 16
196 So now you want me to do it without the clipboard? 1.3900 0.04186 241 169 50 22
197 Wow, we really built this maze well... I can't find the exit either! 1.3897 0.04667 195 137 40 18
198 We’ve never tried anything on this scale before. 1.3886 0.04253 211 144 52 15
199 I’ve decided to join the rat race 1.3884 0.04457 224 160 41 23
200 I know, it's a dead-end job, but at least it's a job. 1.3884 0.04411 224 159 43 22
201 No, you're not hallucinating. I am. 1.3876 0.04002 209 138 61 10
202 I think you've outgrown this job. 1.3871 0.03850 217 142 66 9
203 Don’t look, but I think we’re being watched. 1.3868 0.04236 212 145 52 15
204 If you get through this we're going to try you in IKEA. 1.3846 0.04587 221 161 35 25
205 What do you mean it's my turn? 1.3827 0.04640 196 139 39 18
206 We want to see how you navigate office politics. 1.3827 0.04640 196 139 39 18
207 Because you aced all our standard-size tests... 1.3825 0.04164 217 149 53 15
208 You have to do the maze twice a week in person -- you can do it by Zoom on the other days. 1.3822 0.04609 191 134 41 16
209 I’m glad you brought a pen and paper because I am only showing you around once 1.3814 0.04489 215 154 40 21
210 What do you mean we didn’t prepare you for the real world? 1.3807 0.04148 218 150 53 15
211 The maze is down a floor. This floor is accounting. 1.3807 0.04786 197 143 33 21
212 You find the place okay? 1.3800 0.04515 200 141 42 17
213 It looks like you chose the blue pill 1.3791 0.04571 182 126 43 13
214 Looks like we’re in this together. 1.3781 0.04210 201 137 52 12
215 'We take store design very seriously here at IKEA.' 1.3777 0.05008 188 139 27 22
216 We've decided to stop rewarding you with full-fat cheese. 1.3776 0.04220 196 133 52 11
217 I switched the cheese with New York subway pizza,as you requested. 1.3775 0.04502 204 145 41 18
218 And that’s when I realized I wasn’t part of the control group. 1.3757 0.04695 189 135 37 17
219 I guess I shouldn't have eaten that slice of cheese that said 'Eat me.' 1.3756 0.04413 213 152 42 19
220 The open office wasn’t working for us. 1.3743 0.04543 187 131 42 14
221 Do me a favor...just pretend your having trouble getting out. 1.3737 0.04492 190 133 43 14
222 So you do it for cheese and I do it for money. What's your point? 1.3737 0.04734 190 137 35 18
223 I'm the new microbiologist. 1.3736 0.04637 174 121 41 12
224 I see they sent one from Manhattan. 1.3735 0.04866 166 117 36 13
225 Oops, wrong pill. 1.3731 0.04793 193 141 32 20
226 Bad news, funding has been cut so its back to the subway for you. 1.3729 0.04984 177 129 30 18
227 If I told you, it wouldn't be a valid experiment. 1.3723 0.04648 188 134 38 16
228 I know, it’s a dead end job. 1.3721 0.04744 172 121 38 13
229 As your manager, I get thirty percent of the cheese. 1.3721 0.04598 172 119 42 11
230 For you, they leave cheese. For me, $10,000 in bitcoin. 1.3717 0.04284 191 131 49 11
231 Care to show me around? 1.3717 0.04284 191 131 49 11
232 This is what you’ve been training for. 1.3716 0.04127 183 122 54 7
233 Do you have a few minutes to take a quick survey? 1.3716 0.04737 183 131 36 16
234 You are my greatest scientific achievement, Labratdoodle. 1.3706 0.04607 197 142 37 18
235 There is a golden ring at the finish - put it on, and you will immediately turn back into my grad student! 1.3702 0.04324 208 147 45 16
236 I was laid off months ago. I just can't find my way out. 1.3690 0.04743 168 118 38 12
237 So at the other end there's a grant? 1.3690 0.04535 187 132 41 14
238 We need to talk about the cheese budget. 1.3687 0.04531 198 142 39 17
239 The experiment is over, the growth hormone works better than we expected. 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
240 ...and no, you can't work from home. 1.3647 0.04622 170 119 40 11
241 My funding's in jeopardy, not to mention your cheese 1.3642 0.04712 173 123 37 13
242 I hate to ask directions. 1.3636 0.04794 165 117 36 12
243 Actually, I'm a micro biologist 1.3620 0.04986 163 118 31 14
244 Which of us got the placebo? 1.3605 0.04578 172 121 40 11
245 What makes you think you’re qualified for this job? 1.3605 0.04427 172 119 44 9
246 I thought the new maze would be done by now, but we've hit one dead end after another. 1.3602 0.05027 161 117 30 14
247 One of us is obviously in the wrong experiment. 1.3602 0.04949 161 116 32 13
248 AI just replaced both of us 1.3602 0.04787 186 137 31 18
249 I've been trying for two days, can you give me a hint? 1.3600 0.04541 200 146 36 18
250 Any idea where the other ten went? 1.3593 0.04821 167 120 34 13
251 Well, what we do know is that they're lying to one of us about the experiement. 1.3588 0.05045 170 126 27 17
252 Of course if your blood test turns up performance enhancement drugs, you'll be disqualified. 1.3584 0.04773 173 125 34 14
253 You're too big to fail. 1.3580 0.04766 162 115 36 11
254 I'm new here. Would you mind directing me to the nearest exit? 1.3579 0.04467 190 136 40 14
255 I know you'd rather work remotely. 1.3575 0.04539 193 140 37 16
256 It’s a maze to me too. 1.3571 0.04733 182 133 33 16
257 Err…on second thought, why don’t I just go ahead and get you that cheese? 1.3567 0.05113 157 115 28 14
258 I could’ve sworn you were in the placebo group 1.3562 0.05346 160 121 21 18
259 You can see yourself out. 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
260 No, that's not correct. Listen to my instructions one more time: Turn right at the first corner, then two lefts, then a right, and a left, then three quick rights, and then a left, and finally a right. Got it? 1.3544 0.04842 158 113 34 11
261 Did you move my cheese? 1.3544 0.05006 158 115 30 13
262 Yesterday it was growth hormones, today it's Google Maps. Just take the test, will you? 1.3538 0.04558 195 143 35 17
263 With you,we can say we had a large sample size. 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
264 It was a Covid vaccine. I don't know why you grew 6 feet. 1.3536 0.04680 181 132 34 15
265 I can’t find it either 1.3532 0.04346 201 145 41 15
266 All the other rats are working from home today, so you have your choice of cubicles. 1.3529 0.04696 187 138 32 17
267 I understand your preference is to work from home, but we'll need you in the office for this position. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
268 Remember, it's not the destination, but the journey. 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
269 I have been downsized. 1.3522 0.04648 159 112 38 9
270 What do you mean you ate the breadcrumbs? 1.3519 0.04834 162 117 33 12
271 This will be the first large-scale study of its kind. 1.3509 0.04727 171 124 34 13
272 Personally, I would have preferred an open floor plan. 1.3506 0.04563 154 107 40 7
273 I know things have changed. I’m prepared to negotiate. 1.3503 0.05020 157 115 29 13
274 I’m lost. 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
275 You may be asked to complete a brief one-question survey. 1.3500 0.04626 180 131 35 14
276 I don't know, I'm new here myself. 1.3500 0.04624 160 113 38 9
277 Alright, you called my bluff. I'm lost. 1.3497 0.04483 163 114 41 8
278 You'll be reporting to the big cheese. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
279 Where’s the best place to eat around here? 1.3490 0.05210 149 110 26 13
280 You've mastered the maze, so you're ready for Manhattan. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
281 Believe when I tell you that a rat maze is anyday better than the rat race 1.3490 0.04755 149 105 36 8
282 Or, why don't YOU do it first and when you come back, I'll give it a try? 1.3481 0.04604 181 132 35 14
283 If you're looking for the bathroom, go right, right, left, right, left, left, then right. If you get caught in the trap, you've gone too far. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
284 No, you can't run through. It's a call center, not a maze. 1.3468 0.04608 173 125 36 12
285 So where do we go from here? 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
286 "Are you the one we allowed to work from home the last three years?" 1.3457 0.04901 162 119 30 13
287 I’m sorry for being short with you. 1.3457 0.05204 162 123 22 17
288 One of us is dreaming 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
289 Because I am the one with the white coat and clip board, that’s why. 1.3446 0.05138 148 109 27 12
290 It means I don’t know if we’re the control group either. 1.3444 0.04976 151 110 30 11
291 I think it’s best we go our separate ways. 1.3439 0.04671 157 112 36 9
292 I'm sure you can see yourself out. 1.3436 0.04875 163 120 30 13
293 You're overqualified. 1.3432 0.04523 169 121 38 10
294 If you can get us out of here, there’ll be cheese like you won’t believe. 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
295 Yes, this is a-mazing." 1.3430 0.04764 172 127 31 14
296 Can you help me? I must have made a wrong turn. 1.3430 0.04470 172 123 39 10
297 So much for my best laid plans. 1.3427 0.04873 143 102 33 8
298 Is this your dream or my nightmare? 1.3423 0.05452 149 114 19 16
299 We all feel lost at times! 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
300 No, I'm just a very small scientist. 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
301 If I finish, I get tenure. 1.3416 0.04326 161 112 43 6
302 If I do get there... and back, can I bring you something to eat? 1.3416 0.04587 161 115 37 9
303 I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. 1.3416 0.04993 161 120 27 14
304 Which way out of Florida? 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
305 Please, no cheating. The kangaroo rat just hopped over the wall. 1.3410 0.04881 173 130 27 16
306 I don't know the way out either. 1.3397 0.04501 156 110 39 7
307 I hate this dead-end job. I want out. 1.3396 0.04873 159 117 30 12
308 Actually, the toughest thing was finding a tiny clipboard. 1.3394 0.04589 165 119 36 10
309 Just go find the cheese... never mind how I shrunk myself. 1.3390 0.04521 177 129 36 12
310 Two things: the shrinking serum works, and I'm really sorry for everything. 1.3381 0.05360 139 104 23 12
311 No, you can’t work from home. 1.3381 0.05360 139 104 23 12
312 It’s a triple blind study. I don’t know either. 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
313 Yes. Now I can empathize. 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
314 I'm from research, Tell me....exactly how long have you been in here???? 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
315 If I solve this maze, I get tenure. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
316 Sometimes you have to get lost to find yourself. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
317 Could I trouble you for directions? 1.3378 0.04653 148 105 36 7
318 No, it's YOUR turn to find the exit! 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
319 I’m sorry I was condescending, you’re right. It’s a lot harder when you can’t see it all from the top. 1.3377 0.04627 154 110 36 8
320 You look like the type that doesn't just eat cheese... 1.3376 0.04568 157 112 37 8
321 Sorry, no GPS allowed. 1.3375 0.04334 160 112 42 6
322 We've been through this before. 1.3374 0.04863 163 121 29 13
323 I think I owe you an apology. 1.3374 0.04863 163 121 29 13
324 So this ‘maze’ is actually an office, and I need help finding my desk. 1.3371 0.04764 175 131 29 15
325 Gruyère, why do you ask? 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
326 I don't know which way, I just work here. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
327 They’re actually just empty office cubicles. 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
328 Excuse me, could you show me the way back to the lab? 1.3355 0.05108 152 114 25 13
329 Now let's see how you do on the written test. 1.3355 0.04602 155 111 36 8
330 I’ve never run a study on quite this scale before. 1.3354 0.04488 161 115 38 8
331 This looked different over Zoom. 1.3353 0.04789 170 127 29 14
332 Race you! 1.3333 0.04504 150 106 38 6
333 I can't help you. I've been trying to get of here for three days. 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
334 Yes, yes, well played, but seriously, do you have the antidote 1.3333 0.05091 156 118 24 14
335 Rules are rules; positive for steroids, so you're disqualified. 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
336 This is disorientating. 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
337 What on earth did Earl put in that cheese 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
338 I'm as amazed as you are. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
339 I don't know this neighborhood either. 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
340 Sorry, if you keep peeking over the wall - you will be disqualified. 1.3312 0.04553 157 113 36 8
341 We’re taking away your trophy. You tested positive for steroids. 1.3311 0.05457 151 118 16 17
342 The big cheese wants us back in the office. 1.3311 0.04537 148 105 37 6
343 Does anyone really know where they are going? 1.3311 0.04637 148 106 35 7
344 I'm inclined to follow your lead on this one. 1.3310 0.04596 145 103 36 6
345 I hear there will be a wine and cheese reception if we make it out of this. 1.3310 0.04996 145 107 28 10
346 Thanks, but I prefer an open floor plan. 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
347 People are complaining of you running through their cubicles all day. 1.3310 0.04438 142 99 39 4
348 So, we meet again. 1.3308 0.04618 133 93 36 4
349 ...and one pill makes you small. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
350 I’ll race you 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
351 No, Doc, you aren't allowed to use pencil and paper. Just run the maze until you get it right. 1.3295 0.04646 173 129 31 13
352 How'd I do? 1.3293 0.04667 164 121 32 11
353 First day, huh? Follow me. The kitchen is this way. 1.3290 0.04853 155 115 29 11
354 It would be impressive, but you got the placebo 1.3289 0.05079 149 112 25 12
355 Remember - it’s not a race. 1.3289 0.04804 149 109 31 9
356 What? No! YOU run the maze! 1.3288 0.04673 146 105 34 7
357 Before we start, am I small or are you big? 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
358 All right, so I drank the wrong vial. YOU were supposed to shrink to normal size. Now can you help get me out of here? 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
359 I thought the rat race only happened on Mondays 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
360 I see that you have already been part of our steroid study. 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
361 I think you've had enough cheese. 1.3272 0.04940 162 123 25 14
362 Let's see . . . . Take your first left, then a right, then another left, then your second left again, then the third right, a left, another left and finally a sharp right. 1.3269 0.04740 156 115 31 10
363 One mouse's cheese is another man's tenure. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
364 You ask what I've learned? I've learned life is full of twists and turns and deadends but is always amazing. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
365 The bathroom is down the hall to the right." 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
366 Let’s just hope they put us in the control group. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
367 What the hell was in those pellets? 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
368 Real mice don’t ask for directions 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
369 And when you're finished you can show yourself out. 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
370 We agreed to trade places, I get to eat cheese all day and you have to write my thesis. 1.3262 0.05373 141 108 20 13
371 Actually, I was hoping you knew. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
372 Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey? 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
373 Cheese? I'm looking for the bathroom. 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
374 You think this maze is tough? Try finding tiny clipboards at Costco! 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
375 And I thought Pavlov had it tough! 1.3253 0.04205 166 118 42 6
376 Only now do I fully appreciate what I’ve been putting you through. 1.3252 0.04758 163 122 29 12
377 Nobody said anything about it being a "race." 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
378 So,I hear you’re the big cheese around here. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
379 Don’t worry. You’re too big to fail. 1.3241 0.05168 145 110 23 12
380 Perhaps you can help me. I am trying to find my way out. 1.3241 0.04682 145 105 33 7
381 Ok, you right, it’s different from this perspective 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
382 Congratulations, you are now ready to go to IKEA. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
383 It's a lot harder once you're in here. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
384 I had a hard time finding you. 1.3235 0.04769 136 98 32 6
385 Don’t look at me. We’re both part of the same experiment. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
386 But if you could see out of the suit, Carl, it wouldn’t be a double-blind study. 1.3233 0.05602 133 103 17 13
387 Ok, fine. If you find the cheese, I'll give you back your phone. 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
388 Point taken. Now unshrink me. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
389 No, this is my office cubicle, the maze is outside” 1.3228 0.04514 158 115 35 8
390 This is embarrassing but I need your help getting out of here. 1.3226 0.04924 155 117 26 12
391 You'll know when you're near the end: there's a gift shop. 1.3224 0.04904 152 114 27 11
392 Remember, happiness is not in the destination but the journey. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
393 What, you think you're the only one competing in this rat race? 1.3219 0.04447 146 104 37 5
394 I!'m glad you survived the radioactive pellets. Now let's see if you can survive cubicle life. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
395 Now we'll see if size matters. 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
396 What do yo mean, you're testing human intelligence? 1.3209 0.05360 134 102 21 11
397 You’re the new hire? Well, let me tell you. It’s a giant rat race here. 1.3209 0.05464 134 103 19 12
398 They felt if they hired smaller lab assistants we could communicate better. 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
399 I identify as human now. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
400 Lab's downsizing. 1.3200 0.04765 125 89 32 4
401 Do you know how to get out of here? 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
402 . Don’t worry. You’ll find your desk in no time 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
403 What do you mean, “Why?” 1.3193 0.06194 119 95 10 14
404 I couldn't find the cheese either. 1.3193 0.04761 166 126 27 13
405 If I go up there and ask for Brie they're gonna laugh in my face. Now,I might be able to get you a nice Cheddar. 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
406 Maybe I could just follow you out. 1.3191 0.05357 141 109 19 13
407 Are you scared of a mouse, Mr. Desantis? 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
408 Um, you first. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
409 True, you could kill me, but I’m the only one who knows the way out. 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
410 I see that you made it to the steroids! 1.3185 0.05221 135 102 23 10
411 Your guess is as good as mine! 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
412 For me, there's tenure at the end of the maze 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
413 I’ll show you my notes if you help me get out of here. 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
414 Amaze me. 1.3176 0.04398 148 106 37 5
415 You appear to be overqualified. 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
416 Left, left, right, left, right, right, right, left, left, right, left, right. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
417 Are you also motivated by grant money? 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
418 Okay. You're right. It's harder than I thought. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
419 You were hired so I can get out of here 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
420 Experience? 1.3171 0.04663 123 87 33 3
421 Because I'm Holding The Clipboard, That's Why! 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
422 Ok, let's find your cubical. Welcome to the rat race. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
423 I heard you were looking for me. 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
424 Talk about plot twist. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
425 So THAT'S what's been happening to all the cheese. 1.3162 0.04749 136 99 31 6
426 No, I'll hold the clipboard. 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
427 Quaint? Beautifully austere? You're supposed to want to escape. 1.3162 0.05393 136 105 19 12
428 Were fairly certain that you're not in the control group. 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
429 Not to put too much pressure on you, but know that the next Nobel Prize in Behavioral Psychology is dependent on your successfully navigating the maze! 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
430 I'm counting on you to get us out of here. 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
431 I'm looking for the food lever. 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
432 They downsized my position. 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
433 Yes, I have a cat. Why do you ask? 1.3154 0.05354 130 99 21 10
434 Your particular set of skills will help you navigate this workplace. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
435 Yes, no this isn't your maze. It's my office, we call them "cubes". 1.3147 0.05197 143 110 21 12
436 The reward is a job well done. But yes, there is cheese. 1.3147 0.04699 143 105 31 7
437 I was counting on you to get us out of here. 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
438 You aren’t blind, you should be able to do this! 1.3140 0.04550 121 85 34 2
439 You got us into this maze now get us out! 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
440 You’re quite possibly my only true work friend 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
441 Focus. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
442 Get us out of here and it's "cheese for life". 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
443 Not as easy as it looks, is it? 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
444 The people employed here eventually found their way out by working from home. It's all ours now! 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
445 Something's gone very wrong with this experiment. 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
446 I think I owe you an apology for being condescending over the years. The test does seem rather harder from this perspective. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
447 Don't worry about being different, Reggie, everyone gets a trophy. 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
448 No, you cannot use AI. 1.3116 0.05325 138 107 19 12
449 You go first. 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
450 My department’s been downsized. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
451 We've been looking for you for the past 15 years! 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
452 You'll get a tasty reward after doing the maze experiment. You can leave that clipboard and coat here. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
453 According to DNA results, your mother was a kangaroo. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
454 We’re thinking about ending the growth hormone trials. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
455 Unfortunately Corporate says we have to come back to the office to work now 1.3109 0.04736 119 85 31 3
456 Look, Leonard... I know we encouraged you to think creatively, however the whole test is blown if you just jump over the maze walls. I mean we only had so much budget to spend and these are the walls we got....thanks for your help 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
457 And, then, the postdocs watched "Honey, I Shrunk The Kids" ... 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
458 …and then he asked me if I’d “like to see a shrink.” In hindsight, I should’ve seen it coming. 1.3101 0.05590 129 101 16 12
459 I just wanted to come down and apologize personally for all the confusion. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
460 You’ve got the job, if you can get across the floor to HRO. 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
461 Take the tour - you'll be amazed! 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
462 This is embarrassing. I need your help. 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
463 I am required to disclose that even if you make it out of the maze, you won’t make it out of the system. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
464 This is my office, not a maze, and there is no giant chunk of cheese to find. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
465 They’re calling it the Steinbeck study. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
466 Sorry, the GPS is down. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
467 Don't look at me like that, I'm lost too! 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
468 Have you seen the cat? 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
469 Most of the office is still working remotely, but you’ll obviously need to come in. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
470 I know I don’t deserve your help, but I need it. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
471 I honestly don’t know why I did this experiment… 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
472 You’re new here. Let me show you around. 1.3077 0.04613 130 94 32 4
473 Welcome to your orientation. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
474 Stop looking at me like that. I’m not the big cheese 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
475 Do you know where the bathroom is? 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
476 It’s a well-aged Roquefort if that makes a difference. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
477 Okay, I see your point. 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
478 So you found the red pill. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
479 An ergonomic chair, sure. But no corner office. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
480 Well, according to our findings, it turns out I am the cheese. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
481 Would you point me to the men's room? 1.3065 0.05393 124 95 20 9
482 No it's not a maze. It's our office cubicles. 1.3065 0.05513 124 96 18 10
483 We need you to convert this chopped up workspace into an open floor plan. 1.3062 0.04775 160 123 25 12
484 For us it's called "cubicles". 1.3061 0.05253 147 116 17 14
485 Now I know what it feels like to be trapped. 1.3061 0.05073 147 114 21 12
486 The smaller mice are saying you won by peeking over the top. 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
487 I wondered where all the cheese went. 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
488 Sure... but if you do, the location of the cheese dies with me. 1.3058 0.05731 121 95 15 11
489 I hope you’ve got the map on that clipboard 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
490 And as a Google Maps creator, you'll be paid as an independent contractor. 1.3056 0.05052 144 111 22 11
491 3 Lefts, and a right. That'll get you to the artisanal Pecorino. 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
492 Just think of this as the NYC subway system. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
493 Can you help me find my desk? 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
494 I feel as though we've outgrown each other. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
495 What do you mean, you're off dairy? 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
496 Yes, I'm short. 1.3047 0.05384 128 99 19 10
497 It seems you're not the subject after all. 1.3047 0.04514 128 92 33 3
498 Hey, don't look at me! You're the expert here. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
499 I hate to tell you this,but I’m lost, too. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
500 I'd like for you to stop shouting "You Da Mouse!" when you finish the maze. 1.3043 0.05205 138 107 20 11
501 We see tremendous personal growth. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
502 I know you've been running mazes virtually for the last 6 months but now that we're back in the office we expect business casual attire. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
503 I agree, it's ironic. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
504 So that’s three lefts and a right? 1.3040 0.05474 125 97 18 10
505 I didn't move your cheese. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
506 Perhaps it was a mistake to combine the maze experiment with the growth hormone experiment. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
507 You have to use the rat bathroom! 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
508 I'll give you five bucks to get me out of here 1.3030 0.05262 132 102 20 10
509 Your resume speaks for itself. Welcome to the rat race. 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
510 And, when you get hungry, the cafeteria is to your right, left, left, right, left, straight, right, straight, left, and then you push on the big lever." 1.3026 0.05030 152 119 20 13
511 I'm counting on you to get us the hell out of here. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
512 I wish I could help but it's a double-blind study. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
513 I have some cheese for you if you would show me the way out. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
514 I help you find the block of cheese if you help me find my car keys 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
515 They told me tenure was at the end of the maze." 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
516 Oh, no, I'm not the big cheese here. 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
517 More cheese, less steroids. 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
518 Excuse me but you seem to know your way around here ... 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
519 No looking over the partitions! 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
520 But I must tell you, there is no cheese. 1.3015 0.04467 136 99 33 4
521 I found the cheese. I understand you found the grant money? 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
522 The main problem is your linear thinking. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
523 Left is right half the time. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
524 No, the cheese is the same size as before. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
525 Wait til you see the cat! 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
526 I see you found your whey. 1.3008 0.04751 123 90 29 4
527 You can put down the clipboard. It's not that hard. I've done it a hundred times. 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
528 I'm sorry, your height excludes you from our study. 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
529 So, are you a man-sized mouse, or am I a mouse-sized man? 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
530 You'll find our cubicles are every bit as demeaning as the maze you're used to. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
531 Are you aware of the penalty for performance enhancing cheeses? 1.2992 0.05513 127 100 16 11
532 I just realized our cubicles upstairs have the same path to the coffee machine and I am starting to wonder which is the real control group. 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
533 And remember. It’s about the journey, not the destination. 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
534 Please tell me you're a kangaroo? 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
535 You are clearly in the wrong experiment. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
536 I could use your help here. 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
537 Wrong experiment. The steroid lab is down the hall. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
538 The grant had some unusual conditions. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
539 I’ll show you to your cubicle but finding your way out of this rat race is really up to you. 1.2985 0.05508 134 107 14 13
540 Well........ it's not your prostate.. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
541 Do you mind if I tag along? 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
542 By God, New York's rat problem is larger than we ever imagined 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
543 I suggest you stay in here. We gave some of the same growth hormone to the cat. 1.2975 0.05460 121 94 18 9
544 The difference is you’re lost and I’m not. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
545 We've both made some terrible career choices. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
546 If you reach a place called Mar-a-Lago, you've gone too far. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
547 Well, it seems the growth hormone is working. 1.2973 0.04838 148 114 24 10
548 Welcome to hell, Mr. Trump. This legal maze is your punishment. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
549 I hope there are no hard feelings from all the past experiments. 1.2973 0.05947 111 88 13 10
550 We’re studying the effects of psychedelics on mice, and I think I’m about to lose my license. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
551 We cannot reveal to the study subjects whether they are in the real or the metaphorical rat race. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
552 Open space concept was not working too well, so we have opted for the new and groundbreaking "multiple turns and dead ends" concept. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
553 You have to promise not to peek over the walls. 1.2969 0.04621 128 94 30 4
554 I wanted to tell you personally. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
555 Which one of us is goiong to test it? 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
556 Do you have time for a short survey? 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
557 Well, yes. It is a much different experience from this vantage point. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
558 I never realized how important you being a herbivore was until now. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
559 So, I follow the scent of research funding to find the exit to the maze? 1.2958 0.04557 142 106 30 6
560 What minotaur? 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
561 So that concludes the office tour. There is cheese in the break room which is right... around... that corner... 1.2957 0.05657 115 90 16 9
562 Corporate has decided you can no longer work from home 1.2951 0.05544 122 96 16 10
563 What makes you think you weren't on the placebo" 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
564 Look, I know you’re lactose intolerant, but I still need you to find the cheese. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
565 We’ve been working with your family for generations since Chernobyl. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
566 Sometimes you're the rat, sometimes you're the cheese. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
567 This test is specifically designed to keep me gainfully employed. Just do whatever the hell you want and I'll spend years justifying your actions. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
568 It's supposed to be hard. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
569 Go ask Alice.” 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
570 I don't know how we got into this either, but there is a way out. 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
571 The interview is over. I believe you know your way out. 1.2941 0.04318 136 99 34 3
572 Wow, you're taller in person! 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
573 First one to figure out managed care gets the cheese. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
574 I got demoted, okay?! 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
575 We have reason to believe you have been stealing all of the cheese. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
576 Do I look like cheese? 1.2936 0.05873 109 86 14 9
577 Before we begin: Do you have any dietary restrictions we should know about? 1.2936 0.05873 109 86 14 9
578 Telling me how to get out doesn’t make you a rat. 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
579 No, you don’t get to be first author. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
580 You're right, it is harder than it looks. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
581 No, I'm looking for tenure. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
582 Well, hello fella. Guess my new formula does have some side effects. Back to the lab. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
583 Remember, you can remove the costume only after your finish the maze. 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
584 You won; now you can retire. 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
585 Please help me find my cubicle. 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
586 The cheese is in my cubicle. 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
587 Long story short, my colleague's shrink ray is not a joke and I could really use your help. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
588 What do you mean you're blind? 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
589 Amazing, Grace. You once were lost, but now you're found. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
590 I really need some help getting out of here. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
591 Your height may work in our favor. 1.2909 0.04718 110 80 28 2
592 I’m gonna walk you through the whole thing one last time. Please try to pay attention this time. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
593 This is harder than it looks. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
594 If I knew the way out, do you really think I’d still work here? 1.2901 0.05024 131 101 22 8
595 OK, Mickey, one route will lead to Minny; the other one leads to Ron DeSantis. 1.2900 0.06403 100 81 9 10
596 I see you found the cheese. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
597 You go first. You've had more practice. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
598 You must be the new project. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
599 Doctor be honest, how bad is it 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
600 Congratulations! You can now leave Florida! 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
601 What did you do with the cat? 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
602 Don't beat yourself up. I can't find the exit either and I built the damn thing. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
603 No. The test animal is me. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
604 And, don't forget. Our online support, and tutoring, are available upon request. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
605 I’m impressed. Next we will run you for congress. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
606 It was a lot easier in the open-office floor plan. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
607 Or I could just give you the cheese. In fact, let's go ahead and do it that way instead. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
608 Congratulations, Dr Mouse, your experiment has produced our first team of tiny scientists! 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
609 It seems there has been a change of scope in the project. 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
610 Can you help me get out? 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
611 It was left, left, right not left left left 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
612 What's in the middle? A sizable research grant from the NBA! 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
613 Quit calling me Walt-- It's Ron! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
614 See? Our workplaces are pretty much the same. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
615 No, it’s a regular size piece of cheese. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
616 Okay mister smarty pants, get us out of here. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
617 OK, it's a lot harder from down here. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
618 It’s no longer a rat race. 1.2885 0.04864 104 76 26 2
619 No,I was not the one who moved the cheese. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
620 The results are in. We're both lost. 1.2883 0.04319 111 79 32 0
621 I brought a Merlot that should pair beautifully with the cheese if we can find it. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
622 And, where do you want to go? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
623 We’re all going to turn around and run like hell. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
624 No, I don't. I was hoping you knew. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
625 Welcome back to the office. There's a cheese box in your cubicle. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
626 I said 'We need to do it with a larger sample'. But... 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
627 The big cheese likes it if you’re goal oriented. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
628 You've outgrown this job; I'm sorry to say that we will have to let you go. 1.2880 0.04658 125 93 28 4
629 Could you direct me to the Big Cheese 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
630 Before we begin, are you lactose intolerant? 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
631 Is there really just cheese there? No wine, no crackers? 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
632 Getting there is half the journey. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
633 You did well. Now, can you help me get out of this thing? 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
634 This is the problem with doing two experiments at the same time—have you figured out how to get out of here? 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
635 Today we're trying something a little different. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
636 They used to serve wine at these things too. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
637 Would you say your biggest motivation is compensation, recognition or cheese? 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
638 Honestly, if I had any idea how to get out of here, I'd tell you. 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
639 Don't worry darling I'm very close to an antidote 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
640 I’ve been here 6 days. You did it in 8 minutes? 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
641 I'm sorry -- since the pandemic, our mazes are only done on-line. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
642 I'm guessing you'll have an easier time with this than I did. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
643 You show me the way out and I'll show you where we keep the extra cheese. 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
644 Obviously, I can't 'make' you try to find the cheese at the end of the maze. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
645 I believe today's selection is a baked brie on a mound of crispy crackers. You have 4 minutes. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
646 You’ve won a lot of these, haven’t you!? 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
647 Okay Dr. Small, we're going to see if you can still find your way out of the maze now that all the cornstalks have been removed. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
648 No, it is just the regular cube not the cheese platter. 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
649 We're concerned about the missing lab assistant. Have you seen Brie? 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
650 The point? Beats me. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
651 Any change in your insurance since your last test? 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
652 No matter how big and smart you are, I'm still the one holding the medical degree. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
653 There are Taylor Swift tickets at the end. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
654 Hmmm...when they said we had a big rat problem, for some reason this wasn't what I imagined. 1.2846 0.05486 130 105 13 12
655 No, I'm not the cheese. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
656 I’m hoping the A.I. will feed us if we figure it out. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
657 My therapist says I need to walk a mile in your maze. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
658 What do you mean, it's your turn with the clipboard? 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
659 Are you finding everything okay? 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
660 That's right, "Dr. Stuart Little." And the irony hasn't been lost on me. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
661 How was I supposed to know the cheese was laced with growth hormone? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
662 Today's selections are either Cheddar or Havarti. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
663 Just how long have you been lost in there? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
664 Are you sitting on my intern?" 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
665 Make a right, then a left, another left, go straight, then right, left, another left... 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
666 Welp, the shrink ray works. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
667 Don’t look at me. I just work here. 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
668 What do you mean, 'You want a race?' 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
669 We're thinking of moving to open concept. 1.2832 0.04614 113 83 28 2
670 That was perfect -- next we will work on getting through airport security. 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
671 Take 2 lefts and then a right to reach the exit- got it? 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
672 Try following your heart. 1.2832 0.04782 113 84 26 3
673 I can get you out of this rat race and into a career you will love 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
674 I was hoping you could get us out of here. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
675 I'm sorry, but I can't keep covering for you... 1.2824 0.04633 131 99 27 5
676 Left left right left, but you didn’t hear it from me. 1.2823 0.05439 124 99 15 10
677 I thought you’d be taller. 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
678 I’m the guinea pig. 1.2823 0.05317 124 98 17 9
679 Yes, we know you can just knock down the partitions - just humor us. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
680 Can you point me back to the psychedelics lab? 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
681 You asked to speak to the manager? 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
682 Have we met before? 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
683 Sorry. It was Brie. I couldn’t resist. 1.2818 0.05937 110 89 11 10
684 Let’s keep this between us; get me out of here and I’ll give you double the cheese. 1.2812 0.05427 128 103 14 11
685 At least it's not a cubicle. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
686 How the heck do I get out of here? 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
687 Frankly, you’ve outgrown the maze. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
688 The ad said a “mazing “ job, not “amazing”! 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
689 ok buddy if we’re going to get out of here, we’ll need to work together 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
690 Let's see how fast I can hide from you. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
691 So you know how to get outta here right? 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
692 Yes, I was the one who moved your cheese. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
693 Sorry to inform you that you've been replaced by Rat-GPT. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
694 Beats me. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
695 Go for it wise guy! 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
696 How high can you hop? 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
697 I don’t know whether to be ecstatic or terrified at the results of this experiment. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
698 I don't know who moved your cheese 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
699 What do you mean, now it's my turn? 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
700 Any dietary restrictions? 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
701 Ok Squeakers,I know things got easier for you with each trial at the Radiation Research Team,but you're in Mazes and Cheese Acquisition now. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
702 This is your last try. Do not peek over the top. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
703 Are we competing for the same promotion? 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
704 Ok, now I see the futility of it all. 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
705 It feels like it’s your apartment not our apartment. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
706 Maybe you’re wrong for the part because the movie’s title is “Night Night, Tiny Mouse!” 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
707 Perhaps we should switch to the vegan cheese. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
708 You’re right, it isn’t easy. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
709 Your lost?... I'M LOST!! 1.2787 0.04547 122 91 28 3
710 I wanted to break it to you personally: you've been replaced because I've been downsized. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
711 Project 14b51 is staring me down, guys... guys?! 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
712 So, you grew up here in the maze? 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
713 I don’t think we considered all the possible side effects 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
714 Do you know the way out of here? 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
715 Lead me to the exit. 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
716 You should know, Doctor. You designed it. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
717 Hello, I’m dr Skinner… 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
718 Ok. You’ve made your point. Now help me find my office. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
719 Thanks for leading me into the center. Now, what? 1.2773 0.04453 119 88 29 2
720 OH SHIT!! A RAT!! 1.2772 0.05990 101 81 12 8
721 Believe me, I’m just as surprised to find myself here as you are 1.2772 0.04692 101 74 26 1
722 ...but mostly the maze is a metaphor" 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
723 Maze? What Maze? Those are our cubicles! 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
724 Whatever, just be back by midnight. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
725 Congratulations! You've outgrown this maze. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
726 The suit looks great, Barry. We can finally begin human trials. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
727 I don’t get paid enough for this 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
728 You're right; I'm not learning anything. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
729 So you say that if I find my way out, there's a federal grant at the end? 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
730 No peeking over the top. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
731 Gregory,your mouseamorphosis was amazing 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
732 You can’t find your cubicle? 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
733 It’s a Stilton. You’ll love it. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
734 I did it in one try 1.2759 0.04676 116 87 26 3
735 Actually, I’m lost, so I’m just gonna follow you 1.2759 0.05419 116 92 16 8
736 One of us is genuinely intelligent. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
737 Well, the results are in. You’re lactose intolerant. 1.2756 0.04566 127 96 27 4
738 Whaddaya mean, you want to work from home? 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
739 You're right - this is a lot harder than it looks. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
740 Your turn or mine? 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
741 Well, yes, now that you ask, it is pointless to try and get out of here. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
742 With all the down-sizing around here lately, no one's safe. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
743 If you solve the maze, we'll let you terrorize the cat. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
744 Make a left, then a right, right, left, left, left, right, left, left, and then right. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
745 Remember, I'm not a piece of cheese. 1.2752 0.05662 109 87 14 8
746 I said I'd make you bigger not smarter 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
747 There's no reason to be smug about this. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
748 The bad news? There’s no way out of this 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
749 I regret this already." (Bhramari Papouchis, Age 9, Florence, Massachusetts 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
750 I moved the cheese. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
751 Hi, Mickey. I’m Mini. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
752 Who told you there would be cheese? 1.2745 0.06098 102 83 10 9
753 Just keep your head down or your not getting the cheese. 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
754 No, I didn't move the cheese!! 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
755 My office is down the hall, to the right, right again, and then it's the second door on the left 1.2742 0.05412 124 100 14 10
756 Why yes, the interns do call me the Big Cheese. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
757 What do you mean, 'Best served cold'? 1.2742 0.05412 124 100 14 10
758 Now that you are on the staff, you have to find your cubicle. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
759 Give it a try - -the cheese is pretty good. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
760 Yes. This is all there is. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
761 I enlarged you so you can help me find my way back to my cubicle. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
762 I don't know. I was hoping you could tell me 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
763 I took this job because I thought I was going to escape the rat race 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
764 Exactly how long have you been lost in here? 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
765 You look nothing like Mickey. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
766 We're going to have to work together on this one. 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
767 Would I do this for a piece of cheese? 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
768 I think you've outgrown this maze. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
769 This is the human clinical trial area; for rodents go to the East Wing. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
770 You get used to it. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
771 Sorry it took so long to find you, but we have your test results 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
772 I'm glad we finally see eye to eye on the ethics of this experiment. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
773 Do you come here often 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
774 Could be worse. Could be cubicles. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
775 I’m afraid we’ve had to switch to Government cheese. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
776 Turn on, tune in, drop out” is no longer an option, now get back in the maze 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
777 Hey, aren’t you the one that helped that French kid to make some amazing dish in some fancy restaurant or something several years ago? Yeah, well, you’re just looking for cheese here. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
778 Other than that, just make sure you label your food. Ok, now let me show you to your cubical. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
779 Cheese? No idea. I’m just here to make sure I get your correct pronoun in my report” 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
780 I'm here to walk you through it" 1.2712 0.04110 118 86 32 0
781 It’s ok Mickey, De Santis has had the same effect on many others as you. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
782 Excuse me, I'm lost 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
783 Apparently, the injection was meant for you, not me. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
784 I'm sorry but I can't promise smoked gouda 1.2710 0.04517 107 79 27 1
785 In the beginning, it seemed like a great idea to inbreed the same group of mice. But now... 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
786 Times are tough. I need the work. 1.2710 0.06167 107 89 7 11
787 We had to take the food away because it was attracting vermin. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
788 I think we both mixed up the "eat me" protocol with the "drink me" protocol. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
789 I am just as baffled as you are 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
790 What has inspired you to volunteer? 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
791 Ya, I know, now you can just peek over. I don't see the point anymore either. But, how about you to lead us to break room. I just got an email that there is still some cake left over. 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
792 I told the genie to amaze me. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
793 Um, first we need to run a quick steroid test on your cheese.” 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
794 Well, yes, you could just look over the walls, but that takes the fun out if it. 1.2705 0.04361 122 91 29 2
795 I've been here 3 days, how about you. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
796 I’m sorry, Chuck E but your prior experience does not qualify you this line of work” 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
797 What do you mean we don’t see eye to eye on this? 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
798 Please stop eating the crumbs I leave behind 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
799 We either need to do less testing or use smaller cheese. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
800 Sorry,we are out of brie. May I recommend chèvre? 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
801 Do you have time to take a quick survey 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
802 I wish I'd never invented RatGPT. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
803 I owe you an apology. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
804 I did this so we could be together, Martha. 1.2696 0.05568 115 93 13 9
805 If you get through this one I'll let you scare my wife. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
806 My name is Inigo Montoya... 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
807 Congrats, you won. 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
808 I spoke with Chuck, he sends his regards 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
809 I’m not naming names, but one of us fucked up 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
810 So your background is in nuclear power? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
811 On the bright side, the shrink ray works. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
812 Take a hard look in the mirror and ask yourself, "what would a mouse do?" 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
813 I came to help, but now I’m lost too. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
814 Do you remember where we left the car? 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
815 You can’t find your desk because somebody moved the cheese 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
816 'Don't make me come down there,' I said! 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
817 Does ‘too big to fail’ mean anything to you 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
818 Can you tell me how to get out of this place? 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
819 There's gotta be a way out. 1.2683 0.04331 123 92 29 2
820 We're not doing cheese any more. It's fentanyl and CBD gummies now. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
821 The maze is its own reward. 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
822 There never was any cheese. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
823 You come here a lot? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
824 Well... because I already know the way. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
825 Accept the fact, you are just too big to be a Maze Mouse. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
826 I understand you’re bored, but Limburger is cheating 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
827 I suppose my best advice would be to run your own race. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
828 Let's not focus on why I'm here, let's focus on getting that cheese. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
829 Another ten seconds off your time and we'll promote you to Gruyere 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
830 Your shoulders, or mine? 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
831 Snagging all the growth hormone for yourself was pretty impressive. But you still have to find the cheese. 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
832 Have you found the coffee? Because I know where the cheese is. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
833 But I’m not cheese-motivated. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
834 The maze is closed. Everyone is working remotely. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
835 Don’t worry, you’re all winners and everyone will get some cheese at the end. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
836 I solved your maze. Now can I have my grant? 1.2667 0.05389 120 97 14 9
837 Don’t you miss working from home? 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
838 How long have you been in here, and where are all the other mice? 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
839 I'm only here in a reduced capacity. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
840 Which way is the exit? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
841 I said I was a lab rat! Not a labyrinth rat! 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
842 Yes, magic mushrooms have been legalized. Why do you ask? 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
843 Je suis aussi une souris. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
844 You don't look like someone's been moving your cheese. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
845 No, I am not going to take a turn today. Yes, we think HGH is working well in you. No, we do not have any Brie. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
846 Your promotion is just around the corner. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
847 NO, you DID NOT get the placebo in the growth hormone study. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
848 You're gonna need a bigger maze. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
849 The cheese is a lie. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
850 I get it now. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
851 And if you can't make it out, we've got a customer service job ready and waiting for you. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
852 No. Our reward system does not include a fifty pound block of cheese. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
853 The rats may not run this city but they definitely run the office 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
854 Okay, I'll go first. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
855 Small world. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
856 No, it's the first left. Getting back to the office can be tricky. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
857 This will be your last trip around. I can’t afford any more cheese. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
858 If you can navigate this maze, we can get you a job at IKEA. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
859 Not sure I can do an aged Camembert, but you do this for me one more time and I can probably arrange a creamy Brie. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
860 Coming back to the office feels like that for all of us. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
861 Get me out of here and there’ll be extra cheese for you. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
862 I told you we should have gone left. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
863 Alright, Doc. You try. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
864 We’re letting you go…AI did it in half a second. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
865 This is a bit awkward… but can I just follow you? 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
866 You find the cheese, I'll find the funding. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
867 No, you are not a giant mouse, nor am I a tiny man. This is a New Yorker cartoon and they’re looking for some gag. Let’s retain some dignity and not give it to them. 1.2647 0.05346 136 113 10 13
868 Two rights and a left, but don’t mention this to anyone. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
869 Careful. Nicholson's still out there. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
870 I'm shocked that you managed to build a shrink ray out of cheese. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
871 Sorry, you exceed the height restriction for this maze. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
872 Uh…Maybe we should switch jobs? 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
873 After you find the cheese, I'll need help locating my cubicle. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
874 It’s easy. Just take every right hand turn. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
875 If you get out first, will you come back for me? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
876 Where am I? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
877 They downsized us. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
878 I did have cheese for lunch, yes” 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
879 Who’s a good boy?! 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
880 My bosses thought a change of perspective would be good for me. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
881 Let me guess: you found the cheese again. 1.2632 0.04782 95 71 23 1
882 Bad news & good news. We're ending the new growth hormone experiment. It's effective. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
883 No, it's not on GPS. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
884 Your growth rate is off the charts. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
885 No Paul, you cannot use Waze. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
886 No, I didn't experiment much in college. Why do you ask? 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
887 Today let's talk about unintended consequences. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
888 How likely are you to recommend this maze to a friend or family member? 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
889 I’m just a boy, standing in front of a rat, asking it to love him. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
890 Go ask Alice. One pill makes you small. 1.2627 0.05305 118 95 15 8
891 Do you remember the way out? 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
892 I think you’ve outgrown your position here. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
893 How do I get outta here? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
894 Did you eat that red pill I dropped last night? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
895 One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small Go ask Alice. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
896 This is why I don't believe in rats for scientific experiments. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
897 I asked you to use the bathroom earlier. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
898 I was testing a drug for weight loss. 1.2621 0.05847 103 84 11 8
899 So that's one cheese pizza followed by a chocolate mousse 1.2617 0.05686 107 87 12 8
900 Now put the clipboard down and try again. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
901 Just because you can find steroid-laced cheese at the end doesn’t make you any smarter. 1.2617 0.04471 107 80 26 1
902 This maze should be pretty easy for you. It was originally built for country mice and not city rats. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
903 Right or left, their's no easy answer. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
904 No, let me show you around. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
905 Of course you have to wear that costume otherwise it wouldn't be fair to Algernon. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
906 I'm telling you, the vegan cheese smells the same." 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
907 To be honest, I’ve just been following you. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
908 Excuse me, you look as though you might be from around here -- could you direct me to the north exit? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
909 Size DOES matter. 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
910 I think you are lost. The subway entrance is down the block. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
911 Our first challenge is to decide whether you're a human-sized mouse or I'm a mouse-sized human. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
912 I didn’t realize how literally they meant it when they said that getting tenure was a rat race! 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
913 You showed remarkable growth in the rat race, now let's see you run a department with cubicles. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
914 I indeed do not like the taste of my own medicine. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
915 You think YOU’RE lost? Want to look at my grant application for this research? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
916 I guess the growth hormone is working. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
917 The purpose of today’s test is to determine how a rat your size remained undiscovered for so long. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
918 I'm a shrink. I can help. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
919 True, I did sign the University's diversity, equity and inclusion pledge 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
920 This is the rat maze. Office cubicles are on the next floor. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
921 I'm sorry, you're just not a good fit for this job. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
922 It's down the hall on the left..Try not to get lost... 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
923 Funny thing, I left my medical practice and went into genetic research in part to get out of the rat race..." 1.2604 0.06150 96 79 9 8
924 Well, the numbers are in. It doesn’t look good. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
925 We really try to put ourselves in the mindset of our users. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
926 Remind me again, did you grow or did I shrink? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
927 This rather obvious nightmare is probably a sign that I need to get out of the lab more often. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
928 It’s okay, Dave, no one knows about us. And this place is hard to find. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
929 I did not eat your cheese. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
930 ‘yes there is some cheese, but you should be made aware it will be vegan’…. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
931 I can’t find the restroom either 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
932 Did you take the pill that makes you larger, or did I take the one that makes you smaller? 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
933 The bad news...no more cheese, your cholesterol is through the roof. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
934 You're lost too? 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
935 Just follow the exit signs. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
936 Before we begin let’s get one thing straight, size doesn’t matter. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
937 Look you’ve trained for this, I haven’t, please be patient 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
938 I'm tired of this dead-end job. 1.2589 0.05492 112 91 13 8
939 The other mice have complained of someone stealing their food. Any thoughts on that ? 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
940 This is the REAL challenge: You also have find your way BACK. And bring me a piece of that cheese. 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
941 I feel like you've outgrown this experiment... 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
942 I'm the architect. Why? 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
943 It took me three days, but you will probably do better. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
944 Look, it’s just a maze. You don’t need the lab coat OR the clipboard. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
945 Sorry, but you’re too big for the maze now. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
946 You’re right. It’s way too hard. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
947 We're expecting big things from you. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
948 So do you use GPS? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
949 Nice to finally run into another lab rat around here! 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
950 That’s a very smart question, actually. No, they didn’t shrink me. 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
951 Our office is a bit of a maze, but you’ll learn your way around quickly enough. Cheese break is at 10. 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
952 My name is Vermino Mousoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
953 Look...if you get us both out of here, cheese is on me! 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
954 Good idea. I’ll stand on your head. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
955 Hmm...not enough risk, too much reward. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
956 working from home is not an option. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
957 Wrong test. This is pre-employment for fire truck, pizza delivery, and president candidates. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
958 Luke. I am your father. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
959 Next we do the wheel. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
960 I am not a shrunk. I am a shrink. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
961 For us, the reward is a ten-minute call with our dissertation advisor. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
962 Fine but no peeping over the top 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
963 Now it's my turn. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
964 If you can figure the way out, come back and get me. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
965 I'll give you a 5 second head start. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
966 I miss the open floor plan too 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
967 So that's how it is 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
968 Let me guess? You found the Lunch Room! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
969 One of us seems to be in the wrong place. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
970 I'm just as lost as you. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
971 No, I'm afraid that you've outgrown this experiment. 1.2574 0.04593 101 76 24 1
972 I don't even like cheese. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
973 Well, yes, now that you mention it, that maze DOES make you look fat. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
974 Now lets run the experiment again, but this time only one of us gets the injection. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
975 Sorry, you're too big for this study. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
976 Take me with you. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
977 The fact that I cannot figure it out doesn’t mean you should not try. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
978 Michael, as much as I appreciate your dedication to science, that name is trademarked, and I can't use it in a cartoon for the New Yorker. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
979 One of us has to face an uncomfortable truth. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
980 The good news is the shrink ray worked. The bad news is I have a dead end job. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
981 Indeed - it seems my microdosing habit is starting to have a tiny effect on my work. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
982 Nice to finally meet the one called the Big Cheese. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
983 Did you know that the word ‘labyrinth” is derived from “lab rat”? 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
984 Alright, I get it. Now, how the hell do we get out of here? 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
985 Don’t ask me. I’m new around here. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
986 Meow? 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
987 Well, you did tell us you were tired of the race... 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
988 I think I'm a diversity hire. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
989 Welcome to the back rooms, we hope you make it out 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
990 The job requires a problem solving mindset and strong navigation skills 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
991 May I ask your advice? 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
992 They sent me in to take your order. Cheddar? Havarti? Camembert? 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
993 The unispecies restroom? You'll want to go left at the first hall, take the next two rights, continue to a T-intersection, and then make another left. It'll be right in front you. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
994 Could you help me find my cubicle? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
995 Yeah, same here 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
996 If you followed me we'd both lose our jobs. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
997 Ok I found you. What's next? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
998 I know you've already memorized it but it is the only one we have. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
999 MY turn? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1000 Good mouse, but no more treats for you. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1001 Well, this side effect was unexpected. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1002 You win. Go home. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1003 So you promise! I find the exit, and you'll be there waiting for me. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1004 I agree, lately this research feels like nothing but dead ends. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1005 After the human trials, I'm not so sure which one of us is more genetically modified. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1006 Payment for the experiment will be waiting for you at the exit. 1.2551 0.06035 98 81 9 8
1007 Can you tell me where the cheese is? 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
1008 No, this is The Labyrinth. The Maze is on the 4th floor. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1009 Can you point me to the nearest exit? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1010 So where’d you move my cheese? 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1011 Whoever finds the exit comes back for the other one of us , deal? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1012 I'm new here, do you know where is the running wheel? 1.2551 0.04426 98 73 25 0
1013 Thanks again for volunteering your time today—your Amazon gift card will be sent via email. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1014 I'm new here. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1015 Excuse me. Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1016 We know that you found the food and are eating it all yourself. By the way, where are all the other rats? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1017 I'll reward you with extra cheese if you will show me the way to the bathroom. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1018 So you shrank me. Now what? 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1019 Why doesn’t anyone ever ask for my observations? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1020 It is time to get out of your comfort maze. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1021 This experimental trial did not go as planned. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1022 I wouldn't ask,but my GPS is down and the wrong map is on my clipboard. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1023 that’s a big ass rat. holy shit. big rat alert. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1024 So you’ll be downsized too. Nice little break from the rat race, though, huh? 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1025 Let’s race. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1026 If you can find your cubicle, you’ve got yourself a job. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1027 Can you help me get back to my cube? 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1028 The good news is you can telework 2 days a week. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1029 I think you’ve outgrown the whole maze thing. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1030 You stood up to me. That was the experiment. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1031 What makes you think I know my way around here? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1032 I asked for a grant. How did you get here? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1033 You were right! It IS harder than it looks. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1034 Sorry, that amount of cheese is not in our budget. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1035 It is hard for everyone having to come back into the office 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1036 I’m amazed! We finally see eye to eye! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1037 look, sometimes bigger isn’t always better 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1038 On the plus side, the study's more ethical now. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
1039 We need to split up. You go one way, I’ll go another. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1040 I wasn't kidding about downsizing–but yes, I was kidding about "chèvre-ance" pay. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1041 Which is the way out? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1042 Wow, this is actually harder than it looked. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1043 Regrettably, that would skew our conclusions. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1044 What’s it been, 3 months since you started? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1045 This is a large scale experiment. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1046 Excuse me. Can you direct me to the men’s room? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1047 You're right, the open floor plan is better. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1048 So I take it you’re not lactose intolerant?” 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1049 Agreed. A pound of triple creme brie up front and a promise that, going forward, there will be no more cheese of any sort that comes in plastic wrap. But none of that happens until you tell us where you hid the unshrink machine. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1050 I see you found the genetically modified cheese" 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1051 Did you see a door marked “Exit”? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1052 Budget cuts. They shrunk the whole department. But the important thing to remember is that I’m still in charge. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1053 What was it like growing up near a nuclear facility?” 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1054 I'm sure you'll find it worth the trouble; it's a really good cheese! 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1055 I was just trying to find my cubicle 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1056 ...but I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
1057 I figure this is the only affordable housing AirBnB can't ruin. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1058 Can you tell me the way out? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1059 I know you will find your way. And say hello when you reach the big cheese. 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
1060 I like what you’ve done with the place. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1061 Have we met? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1062 Look, I know you don’t like me, but I’m your best chance of getting out of here alive. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1063 No, you can't just peek over the walls. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1064 After I hand you this clipboard and my lab coat, you can track my behavior in this maze. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1065 I'm truly sorry. Here at Boston U. we only stock American cheese as the inducement. If you want Edam or neufchâtel you'll have to go to Harvard. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1066 Any which way you want 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1067 I do hope you understand your test has gone in a direction we did not anticipate. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1068 I’m sorry to bother you at work. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1069 Thanks for joining the 'scare-the-hell-out-of-the-cat' experiment." 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1070 . They told me not to give you any help. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1071 Welcome to Chuck E. Cheese corporate. You’ll be meeting with H.R. in the Provolone Conference Room. Do you need help finding it? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1072 There’s an extra piece of cheese in it for you if you can find my desk. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1073 So, two days a week we'll ask you to be here at the office. The other three will be remote. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1074 They cut our budget and shrank the whole department by 90%. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1075 It looks much easier from up there. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1076 I signed up as soon as I heard there would be free cheese at the end. Maybe I should have listened to the rest of the presentation. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1077 Remind me again what supplements we’ve been giving you? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1078 If you're looking for the big cheese, you found me. 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1079 You win this time, PETA. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1080 Even though you think you are a big cheese, you still don't get a corner office. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1081 I'm gonna need your help to get outta here... 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1082 I think someone switched our medication 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1083 Are you following me?" 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
1084 Well, I asked ChatDPT to shrink the lab rats, but it misunderstood me, apparently! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1085 I'm asking because I'm lost, too. 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
1086 I can't level the playing field any more than this." 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1087 You’ve been disqualified for peeking over the top. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1088 At the center of the maze is the answer to the question: Am I a rat-sized human or are you a human-sized rat? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1089 What did you do with all the paintings? 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1090 I shouldn't tell you this, but if you jump up on the wall, you can see the cheese. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1091 I was hoping you could show me the way out. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1092 I see you found the magic cheese! 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1093 I'm afraid I'm lost. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1094 We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1095 You have to stop calling this place a trap. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1096 The results are in,and it turns out your life and my life aren’t that different. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1097 Ever feel like we’re being studied? 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1098 I know it’s impressive. Just don’t be amazed. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1099 Whiskers, you’ve helped me achieve a double PhD in psychology and genetic engineering, and now this is goodbye. I’ve left you some cheese at the end of the maze. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1100 Maybe if we work together…. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
1101 Your turns. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1102 OK.. "Let's go through this again! You're a Giant Mouse... I am a Doctor... You just completed our labyrinth Maze experiment... Did ANY of that Ring A Bell" 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1103 No! I’m in charge! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1104 Yes the drugs worked, but I'm still the one in charge. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1105 Me? I suppose I’m trying to find my purpose in life. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
1106 I assure it's just regular cheese. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1107 It is not a test. We just like causing problems. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1108 Now, can you tell if something is AI-generated? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1109 But I mean, it's a BIG piece of cheese. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1110 Looks like we’re both trying to find the exit to this banal existence. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1111 You’re supposed to be working at home today! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1112 Can you tell me where the men's room is? 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1113 Please help me find my way out. You're better at this than I am. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1114 ''I guess we'll see if size matters.'' 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1115 Please keep in mind this is not about the cheese. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1116 Now you can drive a car, buy liquor, scare all the cats, and get into adult movies...and you're suing US? 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1117 I'm afraid we're out of Camembert. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1118 But you just peeked over the top! That doesn't count. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1119 We'll still never see eye to eye on the methodology. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1120 Welcome to your new position at the DMV. I think you will fit in well. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1121 The only thing we have available right now is in pain studies, electroshock dept. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1122 I’m sorry, but you’re not going to enjoy this much if you’re lactose intolerant. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1123 Now that I granted your wish, will you help me find my cubicle? 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1124 No one moved your cheese, we just couldn’t afford to replenish due to inflation… 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1125 The Gruyère is mine. You can have the cheddar. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1126 Seriously, just tell me where my wallet is. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1127 Ok this time we want you to do it without your GPS app. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1128 Bro, you have every right to be angry, and I know vengeance may seem tempting, but I say it’s in both our self-interest to put that aside for now and get. That. Cheddar. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1129 I've heard that you've been running around on me! 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1130 Looks like you're eating up the competition. What's your secret? 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1131 No, I've always just been good at micro-management. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1132 Welcome aboard. Your cubicle is the one with the cheese. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1133 No we don’t allow GPS. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1134 Tenure. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1135 No, I didn’t move your cheese. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1136 Remember, if it's cheddar it's yours, but I get the brie. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1137 Hold on! I need to check my data to see whether you've gotten bigger or I've gotten smaller. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1138 I assume you're the Big Cheese?" 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
1139 Our research team is downsizing. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1140 Yes, there’s a whole wheel. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1141 Or you can hold the clipboard and I can run through the maz 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1142 Good mousie sit. Now stay. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1143 Easy for you maybe. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1144 This could be big. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1145 I know you're taller than the others, but looking over the sides is cheating, Edgar. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1146 I'm afraid your career here has run its course. 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1147 Just remember - it’s not a race. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1148 I'm an unpaid intern, so I don't think they make much distinction between us. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1149 Sorry, we don't have any more anabolic steroid studies. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1150 You'll be disqualified and receive no cheese if you're observed peeking over the top. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1151 Let's see if those steroids have affected your cognitive abilities. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1152 No fair peaking over the top, big boy. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1153 I’ll give you a wheel of brie if you help me get out of here. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1154 You seem to have found your way around, welcome aboard. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1155 Yeah, the peer reviews are gonna be brutal. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1156 Believe it or not this is how I navigate to my desk every day. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1157 Aged Camembert 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1158 Didn’t you see the height sign? 1.2473 0.04498 93 70 23 0
1159 The key to success is to think 'outside the maze' 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
1160 No, you can’t just climb out… 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1161 This is why you can't work from home. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1162 Don't cheat by looking over the walls. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1163 You're in my lab now, Doctor. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1164 I took the blue pill instead of the cheese. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1165 We call this a cubicle office space. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1166 I was going to ask you the same question. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1167 I’m looking for Brie too! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1168 No idea, really. I just got here myself 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1169 I may as well tell you now, this does not turn out well for you. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1170 I'm proud to see the personal growth you've achieved through mastering the maze. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1171 No I’m sorry. I can’t help you become a kangaroo. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1172 We offer great health insurance, match your 401k contribution, and our cheese is imported. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1173 The new diabetes medicine has had unusual side effects. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1174 And remember,you will only find cheese in the break room. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1175 Either way, one of us is a guinea pig. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1176 This time, you run the maze and I'll take notes! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1177 And there is no eating at your desk, it attracts.... 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1178 Let me get this straight. You’ve being seeing patients here on my off hours? 1.2460 0.05125 126 104 13 9
1179 I forgot the cheese. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1180 Can you lead me out of here? 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1181 I give up. I just don't like cheese. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1182 I also started in the lab and worked my way up. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1183 The big cheese is a few turns down the hall. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1184 This isn't working. You have to WANT the cheese. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1185 So, you want me to write down the location of the cheese on this clipboard and bring it back to you? 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1186 We decided to eliminate the large pizza at the end of the maze and go back to the small cube of cheese 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1187 I’m searching for a martini with blue cheese olives.” 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1188 I want to know why this happened and don't give me any hickory dickery, Doc! 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1189 I did not spend 20 years of my career developing a robotic mouse for you to demand cheese after every performance test. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1190 Experimentation is always about both of us getting a bigger cheese. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1191 I think we’ll cut back on your HGH prescription 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1192 I think you'll agree with me that you've grown out of this job 1.2451 0.05818 102 85 9 8
1193 It’s not ironic, it’s cruel, Harlen. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1194 If I do well, can I keep the coat and clipboard? 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
1195 Combine lab and offices? Brilliant. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1196 How the tables have turned, Doctor 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1197 Look, you can't deny ratting on me to the boss-- this has your footprints all over it. Not even mentioning your eternal name-droppings and whiskering about me in the corners of this maze of purgatory. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1198 Can you tell me how to get out of here? 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
1199 And remember, the most important thing is to have fun! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1200 I swear, if you solve this maze, I'll let you co-author the research paper. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1201 I'm sorry, but you can't use your GPS in this study. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1202 I don’t want to jump to any hasty conclusions, but do you know anything about my missing cheese sandwich? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1203 If you make it through, Wisconsin is yours. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1204 You were right, this does seem kind of pointless. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1205 The bathroom? Go down the hall, then make a right, a left, a left, a right, a left, two rights, another left… 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1206 Which way out? That's what I was hoping you'd tell me. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1207 We need to see how the genetic engineering affected intelligence. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1208 Are you quiet quitting too? 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1209 Holy shit 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1210 I’m sorry, the genetics lab is down the hall. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1211 So you want to go for drinks after work? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1212 You look different than you did in our Teams meetings. I didn’t think you’d be so tall. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1213 So This is how it feels like to be a lab rat, huh? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1214 If you don't show me the way out, you won't get fed. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
1215 Whatever I tell you, I'll still have to kill you. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1216 Maybe we'll find our way out if we work together. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
1217 Just take a left, then a right, then a right, then a left, then a right, then a left, then a left, then a left... 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1218 And remember,no peeking over the top. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1219 You’re growing on me. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1220 No size does not disqualify you. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1221 It’s not my fault that The New Yorker keeps posting cartoons involving mice and a maze. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1222 When you get your PHD, THEN I'll go in and you can watch. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1223 Here's a hint...it's all lefts, rights and U-turns. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1224 Ace this last test and you’ll be bigger than Mickey! 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1225 Come here often? 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1226 We feel that you've become too comfortable here 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1227 I'll find the cheese if you write the grant. 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
1228 You ate the release form 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1229 Well, isn't this an interesting turn of events! 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1230 Don't be embarrassed. I DESIGNED it and can't find my way out. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1231 No idea. Maybe I'll just follow you? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1232 No. You are not allowed to look over the partitions. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1233 So you’re the mouse that came from the Human Growth Hormone study. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1234 You were right about the side effects. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1235 Management traded you to NASA for two hamsters and a gerbil. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1236 You said you'd do it if I did. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1237 This is my office, not the lab. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1238 Don’t look at me, I was hoping you knew the way out of here! 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1239 We’ve been trying to reach you about your car warranty 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1240 I guess we’re both in the rat race. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1241 We're going to test whether the growth hormone affected your ability to solve a labyrinth. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1242 I have to tell you that we've moved your cheese. 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
1243 There is a charcuterie board at the exit. You should be able to find your way. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1244 For the last time, I don't know who moved your cheese! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1245 We needed a larger sample size for the experiment. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1246 This research project will never get done if you keep eating the other mice. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1247 OK, we'll give you weekends off, increase your ration of peanut butter to three times per day, and no more domestic Gruyère. Now please, show me the way out of here! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1248 Pass this and I can get you in to the Yale laboratories. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1249 I thought you knew the way! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1250 "Not to stereotype here, but I'm assuming you know the way out? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1251 PITA insists that I offer you brie or gouda. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1252 Wow, it really is a rat race. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1253 Can you show me the way out of here? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1254 What do you mean I can't take my clipboard and pen in there with me? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1255 That’s right, I’m Cheese 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
1256 I am seeking asylum. Take me to your leader.” 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1257 You must have the wrong address. This is the Mickey Maze Clubhouse. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1258 Seriously, quit following me. It ruins the test. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
1259 I’m starting to get the feeling we’re both trapped inside an allegory. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1260 So what have you been eating?! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1261 I’m lost. Do you know the way out? 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
1262 If you’re so smart, explain what happened to me! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1263 Restroom? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1264 Assessment Question 4: 'Which did you notice first, (A) that you can understand what I am saying or (B) that we are the same size?' 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1265 Thanks a lot. You pressed the wrong lever. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1266 This doesn't change anything. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1267 ChatGPT recommended this way for a rewarding career, but I feel like I’m getting no where… 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1268 Look, I checked it myself. It's do-able. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1269 🐭: “May I ask Mr. Tolman what the reward is before I complete the maze?” 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1270 Okay, Okay. I heard you! You can stop roaring now!!!! 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1271 Your contribution to science has been huge. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
1272 'You must be mistaking me for James Cagney. I never said "You dirty rat." 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1273 You may have outgrown this game. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1274 Welcome to the “big and tall” maze - good luck. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1275 I'll be following your progress very closely. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1276 I smell a rat 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1277 Your weight in cheese if you can show me the way through! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1278 I swear to you sir, I was not the one who moved your cheese. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1279 Governor DeSantis is waiting for you at the end of the maze. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1280 the rest are all working from home 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1281 No. Directions were not included in your orientation packet. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1282 You tell me what you found, first. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1283 Keep going. You'll find the whey. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1284 You don't look like a Minotaur 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1285 I bet you think it's funny that I can't find the way out. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1286 Yes -- Maze Whisperer 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1287 It looks simpler from above 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1288 I don't care how big you are. Run the maze" 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1289 Ok, I'll admit, that is way harder than it looks. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1290 Maze Designer? No.. sorry. My MD stands for something else. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1291 Well, just make it look hard. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1292 Ok, make a right then a left then 2 rights. You find the cheese, we head out for beers in 5 minutes. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1293 ‘Well, if I show you how to do it, you won’t learn, now wil you?’ 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1294 Your objective here is to spend up to eight hours, wandering through the maze, not finding the cheese, then making a beeline out when the clock strikes five. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1295 You're not allowed to peek over the top. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1296 One more time isn't going to kill you. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1297 I'm sorry, but we ran out of ideas. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1298 No, it's actually cubicles, your new workspace. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1299 I expect to wake up soon, but while we have some time, I'd like to ask you a few questions about cheese. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1300 No, it wasn't rigged, you just lost 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1301 Then I demanded that my boss give me a big experiment. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1302 No, this is not the way to San Jose. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1303 Have you tried using Waze? 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1304 It’s not a rat race per se… 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1305 I’m just as lost as you are. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1306 We've lost the human resources department in there and would like you to find them. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1307 Right at Cheddar Court, left at Limburger Lane…? 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1308 Are you lost? 1.2386 0.06259 88 74 7 7
1309 Is your GPS broken? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1310 Yes, I understand that the cubicles are "triggering" you, Marcus... 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1311 Look at me. You've got this! 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1312 Your first day too, huh? 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1313 Don’t look at me, I just buy the cheese 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
1314 I hate when I have this nightmare. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1315 Do you have a reservation? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1316 You're way off base. These are the office cubicles. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1317 Pay attention. There's a limit of 6 mound visits. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
1318 I've seen you find the end hundreds of times, but now that I'm down here you forget? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1319 I don't remember either. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1320 I’m concerned about peer review. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
1321 Well, it looks like those new hormones are working. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1322 We'll just pretend that it's perfectly normal that either I'm a tiny man in a lab coat or you're a life size rat and this maze we're standing in is beside the point. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1323 Yes, that's exactly how I feel in this job. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1324 Of course, no peeking over the walls. 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
1325 hello 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1326 You often feel lost and directionless? Yeah, me too. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1327 And so you’re absolutely sure there actually IS cheese in here somewhere? 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1328 I’m starting to think I’m not the one running this experiment. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1329 After downsizing, managers must also do legwork 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1330 You’re too big to play with the children’s toys. . 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
1331 NO, You CANNOT just climb over the walls, what's up with you New Yorkers! 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
1332 I was hoping you could help me find my office. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1333 Camembert is on the aisle three. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1334 This time to get the cheese you're going to have to tackle the lab assistant. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1335 Remember, using GPS is cheating. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1336 I’m sorry. No cheese until you sign the disclaimers. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
1337 not again 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1338 Remember, no fair looking over the walls. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
1339 I understand your new to the company; but you'll have to find your cubicle on your own. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1340 The position has been filled. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
1341 We’re in this together, alright? 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
1342 The bathroom's left, then right, then left, then left again, then left, then right, and then right after that. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1343 The diet pill experiments were a failure. We're letting you go. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1344 You're big enough to know the rules by now... 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
1345 Find the cubicle with the employee who is in the office today. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1346 But the job comes with full dental plan 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
1347 One of us is on LSD. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1348 I think you need to talk to the Big Cheese. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1349 No, you cannot tickle me with your whiskers. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1350 OK, remember this time, please. It's right, left, left, right,right, left, right,right left, let,left, right, out. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1351 The rest rooms are located at end of maze. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1352 I'm sorry, I'm lost too. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
1353 Well, I realize it must be getting monotonous, but you can't say you haven't been well fed. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1354 Ironically enough I am the Big Cheese. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1355 So, what do you say if we ask for pizza instead of cheese? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1356 You lead the way; I’ll follow. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
1357 With virtual reality we can now experience the maze from your perspective 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1358 They remain open to negotiations. Camembert, muenster and brie are definitely a "no". Gouda is a reach. Good news? Gouda, cheddar and monterey jack are still on the table. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1359 Looks like you have a nose for this sort of thing 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1360 Sorry, I'm just a junior researcher. You'll need to speak with the Big Cheese. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1361 I too am tired of the rat race. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1362 Go wherever the hell you want. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1363 Excuse me, which way is the exit? 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1364 Yes, we do need to talk about your lab results. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1365 It would seem you've found all the cheese. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1366 Sorry, but no. I can’t allow you to work from home.” 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1367 We aren't there yet, are we? 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1368 Our findings indicate you’ve had more than enough cheese. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1369 Play to win. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
1370 The goal of this study is to show me out. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
1371 I'm sorry, but the cheese you seek is on backorder. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
1372 Thanks, Steve. You really know your way around this office! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1373 What do you mean “I’ll race you?” 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1374 There is no way out...I followed Trump in here. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1375 They said they'd be right back, but then that was three days ago. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1376 The bathrooms are unispecies 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1377 Can you point me to the exit please? 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
1378 One last time. It's very simple. Go to Finance, get the TPS report and take it to Accounting. They'll give you a chit which you'll bring back to me. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
1379 I feel it is my duty at this point to explain to you the health benefits of vegetarianism. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
1380 Yes,the growth hormone results are back but now we need to check if you’re still meek. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1381 Your test results are in. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1382 Yes, boss. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1383 You can do it. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1384 Gruyere?? You're gonna have to make do with good old American. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1385 Can you tell me where the bathroom is? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1386 What the hell was in that cheese? 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1387 It doesn’t feel like a rat race 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1388 Big cheese is already taken, try another login name.” 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1389 Perhaps I would do a better job if the reward were Merlot, instead of cheese. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1390 Mind if I tail you to the exit? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1391 Rats! I was just going to ask YOU for help! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1392 Okay, so you want a different cheese? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1393 The question is not why,but how. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1394 This had better work...I can't get downsized again. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
1395 I hear it's Stilton today. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1396 I didn’t volunteer either! 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1397 I think I’m gonna need some more cheese. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
1398 : "Sorry it took me so long." 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1399 Uh... listen, Minnie, the lipstick testing doesn't require an actual kiss. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1400 Can you help me get out of here? 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1401 There's cheese if you can get us out of here. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1402 Your cubicle is the one with the big morsel of cheese next to the PC monitor. Welcome aboard. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1403 The bathroom? Take your third right and 17th left. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1404 I was hoping to follow you out of here." 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1405 It sucks to be the assistant to Doctor Moreau. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1406 You now the drill. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1407 You're right. In the future, sharp cheddar might be easier to follow. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
1408 Look, I've already told you: we can't keep meeting like this. My wife said I shouted "You're a-MAZ-ing" in my sleep last night. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1409 This is embarrassing. You’re looking for the way out and I would’ve been satisfied to find the cafeteria. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1410 You really amaze me! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1411 Tables turned, huh? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1412 You might want to rethink your reward. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
1413 It's down the hall and on the left. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1414 I am sorry, Dr. Fauci has retired 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1415 This time, bring my colleague back alive. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1416 You’re the new elephant in the room? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1417 We'll build you a bigger maze. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1418 By mistake, we gave you Arnold Schwarzenegger's steroids. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1419 So...uh...do you know how to get to the exit? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1420 You have the advantage: I can't smell cheese 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1421 I seem to have left my phone in there. I hear you are good at mazes. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1422 The only way out is through. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
1423 We’re going to have to switch your diet somewhat…. No more of that grain. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1424 I don't know. Iwas counting on you! 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1425 I'm still not convinced this isn't my cubicle. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1426 Didn't I see you in The Princess Bride? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1427 This is for Contest #850, the grim reaper playing guitar. Last week's issue was delivered late. "You're playing the wrong changes on the bridge." 1.2333 0.06130 90 76 7 7
1428 We offer cheese as end of task incentives 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1429 I ate the cheese. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1430 You must be looking for the growth hormone lab next door” Jeffrey Manly Toront 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1431 True, the pay is low and it's not very challenging but it's nice, clean work. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
1432 I know it's crazy, but I love you. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1433 Mr. Disney says that all potential Mouseketeers have to take this test. 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
1434 Unfortunately, you’ve been downsized. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1435 I think it’s time to call the circus. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1436 Sorry sir, you're late for the rat race. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1437 Now, tell me, where did you hide Governor DeSantis? 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
1438 Thanks! I never knew why Labyrinth, Inc. needed a mascot until I started working here. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1439 .. and you think YOU'RE confused? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1440 Yes, I know it's a big deal. It's always a big deal for you. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1441 Maybe ten ounces? For ten ounces of cheese would you show me the way to the exit? 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
1442 It’s a challenging starter home just right for a young single not sure where he’s going. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1443 Hi! Can you share the cheese? I forgot my lunch today. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
1444 No, you can't get there from here. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1445 Your right. This is much harder than it looks from above. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1446 Well, at least the AI overlord has a sense of humor. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1447 Many patients prefer this to the paperwork. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1448 Let me show you to your cubicle. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1449 What are we doing today Brain? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1450 Done already ? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1451 I make a point of trying to see things from my subject's perspective. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1452 What do you mean you don't know the way? 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1453 ...it's a classic novel by John Steinbeck. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1454 Show me the way outa here, and I promise to get you a better gig!" 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1455 I warned them this experiment was reductive. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1456 It turns out our cheese supplier was adding steroids and not reporting it. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1457 Your friends are all in front of a slumlord’s building protesting 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1458 Help me out, I’ve been lost in here for hours. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1459 I'd suggest cutting down on the Carbs! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1460 The prizes are crap. All I got was a pen and this stupid clipboard. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
1461 You did great, Gerald. Now let’s try it without RatGBT. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1462 You were once a human scientist, too? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1463 Every year, I feel a little more diminished in my role. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
1464 We have no openings now, but we'll keep your application on file. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1465 Down the hall by the elevator. You don't need a key. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1466 I'm sorry, but I thought height finally didn't matter? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1467 This time we're not increasing the size of the cheese. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1468 I’ll follow YOU 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1469 It's very simple. Go big, or go home. 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1470 Think of it as your life’s mission. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1471 I know you finished first, but you were disqualified for climbing over the walls. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1472 You want me to do whaaaattt? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1473 Again, no, I did not move your cheese. You’ve eaten both twenty-pound wheels. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1474 You're pushing it with the Comté. Now, I might be able to get you a nice Pecorino. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1475 So, you don't remember seeing the other mice in here? 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
1476 Yes, I'll give you the clipboard but not the whitecoat. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
1477 Which way was it to the bathroom again? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
1478 Well done. I clearly see you found the ‘eat me’ cheese; now, to course correct, let’s see if you can find the ‘drink me’ potion. 1.2308 0.06560 78 66 6 6
1479 It’s not that we don’t appreciate your past contributions, it’s that you’ve outgrown your amazing ability to feel trapped. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1480 Pavlov's not here. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1481 OK, so the tables are turned, but you need to know I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1482 Yes, you can pick any cubicle except mine. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1483 Again, I’m not the cheese. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1484 This puzzle is bigger than the both of us. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1485 I guess you decided to go big instead of go home. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
1486 I dunno, I thought you knew the way out! Last thing I remember was volunteering for the miniaturized lab worker experiment. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1487 I'm sorry, the Big Cheese is nowhere to be found. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1488 You finally won. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1489 Which way to the cafeteria? 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1490 We all hope to learn your exit strategy 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1491 Yes, it's a BIG CHEESE. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1492 Look, if I knew where the cheese was do you think I’d still be here? 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1493 True, you did well in previous Cartoon Caption Contests but you have grown so much you won't be able to squeeze through the labyrinth. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1494 It's not fair, you can see over the maze" 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1495 What do you mean, you can't find your cubicle? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1496 Now let's see if your problem solving skills have improved. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1497 Yes I did move your cheese. Now you must find it. Get going! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1498 It was the brie. The cheddar had no effect at all. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1499 I’ve been here for a week and still haven’t found my office. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
1500 Thank you for showing up in person. Unfortunately, the cheese is working remotely today. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1501 Yes, your suspicions are correct. The cheese at the end of all the mazes was heavily laced with growth hormone, but its not our fault you eat like a pig on holiday. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1502 Think of it as an escape room with no escape. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1503 Our new policy is that we need you back in the maze at least 3 days a week. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1504 I'm getting too old for this. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
1505 I'll tell you where the cheese is if you show me the way out. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1506 Yes. You have to find 'The Big Cheese'" 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1507 Do you need me to tell you the directions again? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1508 There must be some kind of way out of here. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1509 It’s easier if you carry a clipboard 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1510 No fair looking up! 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
1511 No, you were supposed to remember the first three turns! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1512 Your task is to find the copy machine. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1513 There's no charge for any cheese encountered, but by entering you agree to allow your whereabouts to be tracked. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1514 I’m trying to get to LaGuardia, do you know the way? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1515 My colleague is at the other end. If you can make it, you can eat her. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
1516 Yes, those on the placebo use a smaller maze.” 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
1517 Cubicles, mazes, they're pretty much the same thing. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
1518 If this is a dream, it is mine or yours? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1519 So this is what happens when you give a mouse a cookie." 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1520 Get me out of here and you get all the cheese you want. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1521 I know my body's shrunk, but my brain will still win it. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1522 You've found enough cheese. Now, get lost. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
1523 Nice try, but I’m lactose intolerant. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1524 I'm getting tired of the rat race 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1525 And let me know if you see my cubicle. It's the one with the Jerry Garcia poster. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1526 Boy, THAT didn't work... 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1527 Well, it took me three days. I’m sure you’ll be faster. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1528 Yeah, I think they may have exaggerated their understanding of "Flowers for Algernon" 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1529 Sorry, no more mouse games in Florida. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1530 Don't feel trapped! You're free to go! 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
1531 Honey I Shrunk the Lab Scientist 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1532 Do you know the way out? 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
1533 I didn’t take ‘the Rat Race’ literally either—at first. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
1534 I wish I could help look for the cheese but I’m lactose intolerant. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1535 I'm sorry you couldn't find it, Gerald, but the truth is that the cheese was within you all along. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
1536 Here’s a hint: turn right. 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
1537 Have you tried eating less cheese? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1538 We intended to do the maze experiment before the shrinking experiment but my assistant goofed. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1539 It looks like you collected all the rewards without doing the work. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
1540 Now I see what you've been going through! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1541 This place is kind of a maze. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1542 You look like you know your way around here. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1543 I knew rats were a problem in New York City but this is a bit much” 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1544 This change in perspective does make your rat race seem less fun than I'd imagined. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
1545 I'm working to be on your level. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
1546 OK,Drop the clipboard and see how fast you can do it. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
1547 Last question: are you able to identify the region of the Gruyere? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1548 The growth hormone treatment has been a success. Now we see if the A.I. implants work. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1549 Frankly, I've always been in the size doesn't matter camp. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
1550 have you grown or have I shrunk? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1551 Who stole our cheese? 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1552 Yes. I admit it. I cut the cheese. Good luck. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1553 The cartoon contest is fixed so don't bother." 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1554 I'm also lost! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1555 I was really hoping that you knew the way out of here!" 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1556 Two lefts and then a right? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1557 I think we’re lost? 1.2273 0.04493 88 68 20 0
1558 I think I need your help in getting out of here 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1559 No, we do not supply you with maps 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1560 Go right, left, left and right to leave your specimens at the counter and hurry back. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1561 Your desk is three over and two down. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
1562 Well, we didn’t actually move it. It was never there to begin with. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
1563 It's part of the new employee training program. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1564 Do you realize that if you stand on tip-toe and look over the wall, you will be disqualified? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1565 We both need to get out of here. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1566 Take your time. It's not a race. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1567 Thank you for your application but as far as test subjects are concerned, you’re a bit of an anomaly. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1568 I was hoping you could tell me... 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1569 I didn't know what they meant by downsizing until today. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1570 I feel like we’re trapped like a something in a something 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1571 OK, now do it without the clipboard. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1572 How do I get out? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1573 Let me stand on your shoulders, and you can have all the cheese you want. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1574 I'm going to have to let you go. The grant renewal wasn't funded. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1575 Can you lead me to the grant funding? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
1576 'I have this recurring nightmare ' 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1577 Do you have any idea how hard it was to find you? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1578 They're called cubicles. There's no cheese. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1579 What fresh hell is this? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
1580 Our study is sponsored by the NFL, mostly the linebackers. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1581 How'd I do this time? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1582 You are not allowed to climb on or over the walls to find the cheese. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1583 Dr. Godot? No, I'm Dr. Joseph Garcin. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1584 So you're also a behavioral scientist? 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
1585 This felt morally fine when I was looking down at you 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1586 You tell me. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1587 Good morning. We'll have plenty of work for you as these New Yorker cartoonists seem obsessed with mouse mazes. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1588 Find the Golden Parachute 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1589 My other lab experiment is a little more interesting. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1590 Yes, your cheese portion will increase in relation to your increasing height and weight 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
1591 Beat my time and the job is yours. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1592 Obviously,you've already had enough cheese. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1593 Your job is to find the cheese, Alice, not redefine the paradigm of our relationship. Don't make me come down here again. Also, can you show me out? I always get lost in these things. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1594 Now just make sure you do it better than Robert's AI thingy. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1595 How have you never seen an episode of "Undercover Boss?" 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1596 I'm sorry, Billy Corgan, none of this is real. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1597 Don't say it's the same old, same old. You're bigger than that. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1598 Clearly, the Maze Diet is not working for you. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1599 I don't know where to begin. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1600 Whoever told you, "The reward is in the journey, not the destination." is full of BS. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
1601 I didn’t expect to run into YOU here! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
1602 Before searching for cheese, do you have time for a short survey? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
1603 It’s a - mazing you were able to find your way out! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
1604 If you mess this up, I lose my research funding and we’re both out of a job. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1605 Some say the store brand cheese reward tastes just as good or better. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
1606 I’m feeling very uncomfortable with this sudden turn of events 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1607 Have you been into my Scotts Plant aFood 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
1608 Working with vermin diminishes me. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1609 are you fulfilled by this? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1610 Actually I'm the big cheese around here. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1611 If you help, I’m willing to offer half of our cheese winnings. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1612 So, now that it’s my turn, do you want the lab coat and clipboard?” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1613 You should see Schrodinger's cat... 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1614 Well, you tell me. You're supposed to be the expert. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1615 Where the hell is George? I can't find him anywhere. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1616 Well you're obviously very good at this 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1617 This quit being an experiment 2 hours ago, it’s a competition now. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1618 I didn't like the idea of "double blind" either. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
1619 We're competing for a corner office. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1620 Your mission, should you accept it,will be to discover why humans agree to work here. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1621 One of us has to find a way out. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1622 Who is studying who here? 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1623 For some reason, they call me Mickey also. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
1624 Unfortunately, I'm following your lead. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
1625 Your internship is funded by Pellet Grants. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
1626 You take a left then an immediate right. No, wait, it’s the second right. Then, no, I think you start with a right then it’s two lefts. Yes, that’s it. I’m pretty sure. Just follow your nose. You can’t miss it. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
1627 We need someone to help us with the signage. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
1628 Welcome to the blind study 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
1629 Are you my mommy? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
1630 Our employees like to find their own path. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
1631 I honestly can’t tell if I’m in your world or you’re in mine. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
1632 My wife is getting suspicious. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
1633 In order to receive credit for the course, you must return here with the cheese in tact. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
1634 So who’s the mouse in the room? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
1635 I'm just going to file this under "Amazing" if that's okay with you. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1636 You are what is known as a "nonplayer" in the scientific literature. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
1637 Don't give up. You have a huge advantage! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1638 Well,the cheese stands alone. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
1639 You want me to do what with this clip board? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1640 Martin! I thought you were in the atrium with Harvey. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1641 We’ve had much better results since we switched from cheese to PTO. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1642 If you promise not to cheat by peeking over the walls, I'll spring for the gourmet cheddar. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1643 Good news: The growth hormone works. Bad news: The cat got into your bowl! 1.2234 0.06079 94 81 5 8
1644 What do you mean, someone stole your cheese? 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
1645 I was hoping you had the directions 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1646 Sorry for the delays. They're unloading the cheese now. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1647 Do you know where I can grab a bite? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1648 No, you're not being a rat! Now who's giving you the steroids? 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
1649 Yes, I do need help finding my desk. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1650 You remember how to get out of here right? 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1651 So, it’s my nightmare, I’m allowed to take notes, and the restroom is at the end of the maze? Clever rodent! 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1652 I thought you knew the way out. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1653 You're going to need a bigger hamster wheel. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
1654 You lead - we know that following the science doesn't work. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1655 OK, I'm lost. Can you help me to get out? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1656 The big cheese is at the center. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
1657 Life imitates art. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1658 I must confess, I feel lost in my job 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1659 PLEASE PUT ON SOME PANTS! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1660 You're a bit of an overacheeser. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1661 The others are on strike. You must be a rat fink. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
1662 Maybe you could tell me how to get out of here. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1663 Again? O.K. There's cheese at the end. Go get it. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
1664 I’ve noted your complaint that the cheese is still the same size. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1665 Yup you’ve found the Big Cheese 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1666 I'm sorry, but working from home is not an option". -- Steve Griffin, South Hadley, M 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1667 I'll list you as second author if you just show me the way out. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1668 It's the mazes that got small. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1669 Excuse me, can I trouble you for directions? 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
1670 If I can just draw an accurate map, I think I'll be able to escape in record time. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1671 C'mon, I know you know the way out. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1672 Well, I put in the paper work, but I am waiting for your transfer order. 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
1673 We've got to start the diet we talked about tomorrow. 1.2222 0.05663 99 84 8 7
1674 You don't have to solve this maze, we realize that under any circumstances you are smarter than Trump, and far better behaved. Enjoy infesting Trump Tower, no bribe necessary 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1675 I swear, I didn’t move your cheese. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1676 Welcome back to the office, sorry you can't work from home anymore 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1677 Didn’t you used to fit in my pocket? 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1678 I wanted to see the challenge from your perspective. Big mistake. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1679 If I reach the exit, will I get a grant for my research? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1680 Well, well, look whose vitamins are working! 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1681 we're going to have to let you go. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1682 There would seem evidence to suggest the research had questionable success. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1683 Our external auditors feel you'd enjoy an unfair advantage. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1684 You've been here how long? 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
1685 I'm doing a little experiment. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1686 Sorry but there are no available clinical trials 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
1687 Yes, as a matter of fact, I did move your cheese. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1688 you’re right. it is hard! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1689 Looks like you’re ready for the big city 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
1690 I see you’re very good at this. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1691 Where's the restroom? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
1692 I told you, “left, left, left, right!” If you can’t remember that, neither one of us is gonna get out of here. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1693 There's a wheel of cheddar if you finish fast. 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
1694 Down the hall on the right. It says Gentlemen on the door but don’t let that deter you. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1695 I feel like I've seen you in these hallways before. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1696 And I forgot the wine, too. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1697 You’re not lactose intolerant, are you? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1698 Welcome to our Cubicle Maze. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1699 Uh,oh. We have a replication error. 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
1700 What do you mean, I'm part of your research? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1701 You may not realize this, but you will become a metaphor for much of human existence. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1702 How long did you say you've been living in here? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
1703 The cheese? Yes, it’s free of growth hormones. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1704 I don't see the problem. Our human employees love their cubes. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1705 Any idea how to get out of here? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1706 It's the supply chain, we're out of camembert 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1707 Yeah, I can sell you a map, but what else do you have besides cheese? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1708 I see you found the cheese stash. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1709 Ozempic does not work on Desperaux. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1710 Did you see the 6 foot cat over by the door? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1711 No, we won't be changing to an open office anytime soon... 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1712 I was young when I began this maze. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1713 You've done an excellent job finding the treats, but I'm afraid we have to let you go. You've outgrown the job. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1714 If you think this is bad wait til you see the corporate ladder. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1715 Are you able to smell a Nobel Prize? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1716 'But they said you knew the way out!" 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1717 We're not looking for mighty 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1718 Can you direct me to the restroom? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1719 You're ready to go dominate the subway.” 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1720 You said "Categorical". Don't you mean "Hypothetical"? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1721 Don't worry. We only release the cat if you get lost. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1722 The lab is downsizing. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
1723 Its full of twists and turns but there's no escaping the rat race. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1724 Well , well , well human being ! How about that ? You have finally cleared the maze. Now, kindly return my clip board .. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
1725 Under the circumstances, I’m sure we can upgrade that to a wheel of imported French Brie. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1726 Squeak loudly when you find the way out. I'll wait here. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
1727 Excuse me can you tell me where the bathrooms are? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1728 OK, let's see who can do this fastest. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1729 Look... I was a victim too. Neither of us has free will. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1730 Explain it to me again, am I really small or are you really big? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1731 Get me out of here and I'll give you more cheese than you dream of. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1732 And if I solve the maze, I get tenure? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1733 No, we did not inject the cats, as well. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1734 Bathroom? Um, left, right, round the corner, go west five paces, right...but it's only for staff. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1735 It seems that one of the interns has been spiking the cheese with growth hormone. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
1736 You don't happen to know the way out, do you? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1737 Sorry I’m late…. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1738 What did you eat at the end of the labyrinth? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1739 I'm sorry we moved your cheese... 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
1740 Remember, it's the journey, not the destination. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
1741 Unfortunately your record-breaking maze run is tainted by the steroids. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1742 I don't give a rats ass about your operant model theory I'm not workin' this hard for cheese. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
1743 Get it right the first time and the CEO's office is yours. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1744 If you help me find the bathroom, I’ll help you find the cheese. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1745 Heavens, I don’t know. I just work here. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
1746 As a matter of fact, I did go to a small university. Why do you ask? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
1747 You don't have to do this, but it'd be better for all of us if you did. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1748 Try not to knock them all down. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
1749 I'm sorry, but you were bred for size, not cleverness. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1750 As part of our equity and inclusion efforts, you’ll be running ME through this maze.” 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1751 Just pretend I'm not here. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1752 Sorry, but I can't direct you to the cheese. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1753 I don't know. Swiss maybe? I just take data. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1754 It's a small world eh. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1755 I'd feel a little more comfortable if you and your colleagues would stop calling me the Big Cheese. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1756 Before registering for this maze puzzle, you were in the growth hormone experiment, right? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1757 I think it's about time you move on to bigger things. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1758 We've lost the plot. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
1759 It comes down to this: it is either this or getting cancer. Your choice... 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1760 HR wants to see you. Something about inappropriate behavior. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1761 You can go where ever you like 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1762 No, I don't know what kind of cheese. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1763 Have you tried Florida? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1764 Yeah, I’m going to need those cheese reports ASAP 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1765 There is no cheese in this maze, but if you take the elevator to the 122nd there's a restroom with a window where you can see New Jersey. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
1766 Follow me. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1767 Final offer: A lifetime supply of cheese for you and your progeny for the shortest way out. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1768 When the student becomes the master. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
1769 Excuse me, where might I find the restrooms? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1770 You can't find your way out either? 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
1771 I'm sorry but your growth spurt has seriously impacted our cheese budget. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1772 ...i dont like cheese 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1773 The cheese was as big as my head, but I can no longer find it. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1774 Oh dear….. I think we must stop feeding you so much cheese. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1775 Yes, I do understand you’re lactose intolerant 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1776 Let me get this straight -- you said your name is - Grace? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1777 It's big of you to help. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
1778 You didn't find the cheese but obviously found the Miracle-grow! 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1779 I know it's frustrating, but think of it this way: You could still be running around at MetLife Stadium where we got you, watching the Jets and the Giants, how frustrating is that? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
1780 Beware of Ron DeSantis. He has a thing against mice. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1781 To be honest, I would rather not tell you who moved your cheese. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1782 How about after work we get a bite to eat? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1783 Mickey, do not let the kids see you out of costume. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1784 Sorry, only mice under 5 feet allowed. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1785 The truth is we're analyzing your every move to try and understand why there are so many 'mice in a maze ' drawings in this cartoon contest lately. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
1786 We've noted your response to growth hormone, but you can't use ChatGPT to solve the maze. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1787 Do you think you’ll be able to find your way around here? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1788 Frank did this to me. I need you to find him and I need you to kill him. Then, the cheese. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1789 I'm sorry, I have no idea who moved your cheese. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
1790 Sorry, the EarPods your size are still checked out…. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1791 I will tell you again. The CHEESE stands alone,the cheese stands alone. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
1792 It’s my first day. Which way is the bathroom? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
1793 See you at happy hour later? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1794 The true reward is not the cheese, but being published. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1795 Your pronoun is "critter?" 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1796 Only the best cheese from France, you have my word. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1797 I’m looking for the cocaine 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1798 My doctor tells me it's an aberration of Stockholm Syndrome. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1799 Everyone is returning to the office. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1800 Why did I become a scientist? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1801 I'd appreciate it if you'd stop referring to this experiment as 'Honey, I Shrunk the Researcher.' 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1802 Finally, an employee who wasn’t looking for an open concept workplace 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1803 Welcome aboard. Let me show you around our new facil—you know what? I bet you can figure it out. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
1804 Don't give me that look! They're union-made! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1805 No,you cannot have extras for finishing faster 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
1806 Remember: It’s not about the destination, it’s the journey. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1807 Now that the staff is working from home, we can use the cubicles as your maze. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1808 I'll tell you where the cheese is if you help me find my cubicle. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
1809 How does a guy get out of this rat race? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
1810 We're switching things up. Now I'll be running senselessly around. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
1811 Actually, no one has asked if she could walk through on two legs before. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1812 It’s perfectly normal to feel like a rat in a maze. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1813 Pretend like I'm not here. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1814 It's about your cholesterol. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1815 Clearly, you ate the American cheese. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
1816 When you’re done come find me in my cubicle. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1817 Job fair is in the back. If you can get there, you're hired. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1818 Well, it's goat cheese today, so your lactose intolerance shouldn't be an issue. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
1819 How many times must we go through this… you cannot use pad and pen in this experiment 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1820 Thank you. Now if you could show me the exit. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1821 On your mark ; get set ; GO!!! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
1822 I'm in your hands, you're the expert 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1823 The goal isn’t call so much to be the big cheese, as to find it. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
1824 Bathrooms? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1825 Perhaps you can help me find my new office? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1826 May I suggest the Camembert de Normandie accompanied with a glass of Prosecco or Pinot Grigio ? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1827 Seeing you like this is its own reward?" What's that supposed to mean 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1828 Leaping over the walls is disqualifying: no cheese. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1829 Are you okay or will you need a guide? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1830 We both know this won't be a good fit. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1831 I'm gonna' count to ten. No Squeaking! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1832 Well, we call them cubicles and instead of cheese we have coffee in pods, but no, we never learn to do anything faster. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
1833 Very sorry, but I just don’t know if you can get to Pooh Corner from here. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1834 Please make sure to check in with the reception desk on your way out. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1835 Well, this is awkward. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1836 Relax! Siri, escape directions out of maze! 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1837 I know you think you've outgrown this place but you still have a lot to learn. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
1838 I can assure you that your reward is a block of cheese. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
1839 The cafeteria? Sorry, I don't know, either. I'm new here. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1840 My family’s dairy farm would like to thank you for selecting our cheese as best in show. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1841 Where are the emergency exits? 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
1842 I’m amazed. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1843 Yeah, I couldn't find my way out either. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1844 Where do you want to go for lunch? 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1845 Actually, the shrink ray was meant for Whiskers. You're in for our brain enhancement trial. It's a funny story really. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1846 A developer meeting AI in 2023. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
1847 Now remember, it’s left, right, left, left, right, left. We’ll split the cheese tonight with a nice Chianti. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1848 I'll make sure you're in the group that gets the pain med. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1849 When you find the cheese, they'll put you right back here. There is no prize. Let's go get pizza. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1850 What do you mean you don't like Roquefort? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1851 I’m afraid I’m a bit lost. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1852 You have to play to win! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
1853 Remember when you had to read "Who Moved My Cheese", you can do this! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1854 Excuse me, but do you happen to know the way out of here? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1855 As you will see, the entire experiment is completely scalable. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
1856 Did you say take two lefts and a right, or two rights and a left?. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
1857 You're a bit small for the subway 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
1858 Sorry we have to let you go, but you've outgrown our study. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
1859 I can’t tell you which way to go. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
1860 Listen, everyone gets out of here eventually. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1861 Hey, it could be worse. The chair of the Classics department is outrunning a Minotaur right now.” 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1862 Please try. My funding depends on it. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1863 I know it's repetitive but just enjoy the process. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
1864 Go 3 blocks and make a left. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1865 First one through wins a prize. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1866 Algernon? No, never heard of him. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1867 Where's the big cheese? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1868 I don’t care about the maze, but I do want to know what you ate in there. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1869 I’m afraid we’re going to have to stop the experiment, we’ve run out of cheese. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1870 Unfortunately we are all out of the Havarti. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1871 Aren't you excited that we've returned to the office? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1872 So you found the cheese and you are a big shot now? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1873 I'll follow you because I forgot how to get out of this maze 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1874 Even scientists need a shrink sometimes. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1875 So you think you're confused! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1876 Let me walk you out 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1877 We really shouldn't meet like this. I'm married and you're university property. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1878 No, this maze can’t be done remotely. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1879 Find the big cheese! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1880 Congratulations on your new role, let me show you around the place. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1881 I assure you, sir I am definitely not string cheese. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1882 WOW! You are a-maze-ing! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1883 Hey, forget about the maze. I just got a call from Florida. I've got a mouse who needs a body double right away. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1884 Yes, standing on your tippy toes would be considered cheating. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1885 Really? They told me there'd be wine in here. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1886 Well…was it the cheese? 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1887 If you fail, we send you back to Florida. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
1888 do you really think it would be fair to the others if we allowed you to use GPS? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1889 If you think this is a rat race, you should see my stock portfolio. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1890 It's much worse than awareness, AI has developed a sense of humor. 1.2118 0.06056 85 73 6 6
1891 If you help me find a way out of here, I'm going to treat us both to the best damn charcuterie board the NIH has to offer. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1892 You want ME to try to beat your time? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1893 Guess we're both stuck in this maze. 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
1894 Dummy it down a little bit, huh? Or they're really going to have you running through the hoops. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
1895 I regret to inform you that the growth hormone you're on is no longer covered by insurance. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1896 Don’t look at me like that! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1897 You've got the wrong maze. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1898 Frustration is not an excuse for knocking down the partitions. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1899 I must be in the wrong experiment. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1900 Don't play dumb with me. We all saw you jump over the walls. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1901 No , you can not use a car” ! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1902 Your goal is to find the big cheese. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1903 I'm calling in a drone. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1904 It's easy. Left, right, straight ahead, left, out! 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
1905 I am as lost as you. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1906 Your brain is as big as mine. Let’s see if you can beat me. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1907 Follow the outermost wall you’ll be fine. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1908 If you see a piece of cheese, don't eat it. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1909 This post-pandemic maze has no exit. Are you ready? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1910 We really have to get out more often. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
1911 Oh, Mouse Incorporated is on the second floor. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1912 You're going to love it here. It's a gated community, and we get regular deliveries of Brie. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
1913 Is there cheese at the end? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
1914 Hey, maybe the cheese _is_ the shrink-ray antidote! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
1915 Do they still have TripTiks? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
1916 This time, no peeking 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
1917 free cheese and some peace and quiet? you make a pretty good point; why wouldn’t we stay here? 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
1918 Yes, you'd think I would know the way out... 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1919 No, I haven't seen Ron. Where is the exit for this place? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1920 I just need more time. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1921 NO MORE CHEESE FOR YOU! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1922 I really hope you find your way out of here, damned if I can 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1923 I wouldn’t mind some of that cheese if you find it. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
1924 Fair is fair. Tomorrow YOU hide some cheese and I'll try to find it 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
1925 Okay - if you lead us to the cheese, I'll put in a good word to the parole board. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1926 I'm IN if it's smoked gouda, and a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1927 Being on all fours is what gave you the edge. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1928 We used to have three blind mice in here, you should have seen how they run. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1929 I feel a song coming on - Amazing Mice! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1930 The problem with sentience is navigating the IRS 1040 maze 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1931 We told you it would be a growth experience. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1932 Best two out of three...? 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1933 You’re free to work from home, but the cheese stays here. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1934 No. I am NOT the Big Cheese. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1935 The company is aggressively downsizing. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
1936 I want you to know that, before the shrink-ray accident, I was always rooting for you. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1937 Well, I'm ti 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1938 Officially, your title will be Head of Navigation. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
1939 Can you give me a few pointers on how to get out of here? 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1940 Why am I here? I guess it was just one too many corrections to my colleague's research papers. They never really liked me! 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1941 You don't happen to know the way out of here, do you? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1942 You are right, it's harder from down here. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
1943 I know I'm dreaming, but what life metaphor do you represent? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1944 I want to see things from your perspective 1.2105 0.04205 95 75 20 0
1945 I work for the Big Cheese. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1946 So, it’s a deal—we get out together and split the cheese? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1947 I have bad news. There's no escaping the healthcare maze. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1948 Absolutely not! No working from home! 1.2105 0.05578 95 81 8 6
1949 I never was a fan of open office design. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1950 Equals after all. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1951 This is probably the biggest experiment of my scientific career. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1952 That’s great that you made it through the maze, but I’m still going to need you to file those TPS reports. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1953 You’re doing great so far, but we’re letting you go. Please find your way out by the end of the day. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1954 Forget Flatbush: you're in the big leagues now. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1955 Trust me. At the end, the growth, shrinking, and hallucinogenic pills each taste like cheddar. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1956 Fred, the mouse costume isn't necessary for working in a cubicle. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1957 Do you promise not to look over the walls? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1958 It was the other guy who decided to give you cancer. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1959 Now follow my instructions “Go this way” 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1960 It does feel like a rat race, which is why I'm drawn to the small pleasures of life. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1961 You're not supposed to look over the walls. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1962 Sorry, I can't help you. I'm new to the neighborhood myself. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1963 If you can see over the maze, it isn't a maze. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1964 I’d like to get your expert opinion on something. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1965 Sorry, you've eaten all the cheese in Wisconsin. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1966 We open again at 5 pm for dinner. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1967 Before we get started, are you allergic to cats? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1968 No, the cheese is not artisanal 🧀 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1969 So – I do a left, a right, a left, a left, a right and a left then double back and there's the lab. Right? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1970 In this part of the experiment I'm supposed to race u for the piece of cheese ! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1971 Well lookee here, if it isn't Mister Lab Cum Laude. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1972 Sorry, the Big Cheese is somewhere else. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1973 Can you show me how to get out of here? 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1974 Where's the big cheese around here? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1975 We'd really prefer you walk through the maze and not just step over the walls. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1976 Okay. You'll get a bigger hunk of cheese. And wine. There will be wine. Now, please step aside? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1977 I checked. No one moved your cheese. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1978 You're supposed to finish the maze, not squat in a cubicle. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
1979 Even if you don't find the cheese, I think we can still publish. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1980 I think you are amazing 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
1981 I'm afraid there's no way out. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1982 Our team is willing to meet you half -way. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1983 I'll admit it. I ate the cheese. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1984 well…at the very end there is a piece of cheese. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
1985 What do you mean this doesn't look as a-maze-ing as advertised!?!🐀😮 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1986 There was an error in growth hormone sample we used. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1987 The sooner you can get us out of here, the better. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1988 Yes, we ordered the imported cheddar. No, I will not tell you what turns to take. Be good and we'll spring for champagne. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1989 I’ve been downsized, but I think you’re going to be fine. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1990 And remember, the first one to touch the cup becomes the Triwizard Champion. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1991 We call this test, "The Bureaucracy." 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
1992 Working remotely ended months ago. It's time to return to the office. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1993 I'm sorry, but bigger is not always better. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1994 You clearly have a huge advantage over the other mice. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1995 Congratulations. You found all the cheese. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1996 I expect big results. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
1997 It's called "evolution." 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
1998 This design is for Ikea. Instead of cheese, we've placed swedish meatballs at the end. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1999 I think we’re both lost. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2000 I thought I’d ask an expert. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2001 Left, right, left, left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, right, right. But don’t tell anyone else. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2002 You win. I'll run the maze. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2003 Work smart here and you can earn some serious cheddar. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2004 It's a double-blind study to see if steroids affect spatial skills. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2005 When I said I would 'literally' participate, I meant the informal usage. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2006 All right, quit playing and tell me how to get out of here or I’ll be late for my MacArthur prize. 1.2083 0.05524 96 82 8 6
2007 The job description was simply "a-mazing" 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2008 Hey,B.F., I think this is B.S. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2009 It was easier from above- 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2010 Actually, I was just looking for Accounting 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2011 Be the cheese Ben, just be the cheese. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2012 Sorry, but I'm lost also. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2013 Frankly, only among us two, there is no cheese…. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2014 Guess it’s not quite as easy as it looks. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2015 Okay, you dominated in the NYC takeover…let’s see how you handle the maze part of the experiment. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2016 No! No more steroids! 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2017 Now it's your turn! 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2018 They changed the protocol for human trials. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2019 The lab where I used to work just wasn't a great fit. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2020 OK, let’s go over this again. I don’t have any cheese in my pocket? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2021 You need to learn to enjoy the journey, not just get there as fast as possible. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2022 My lab assistant thinks she's hilarious. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2023 In your case, there are no wrong turns. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2024 Extra cheese if you find the joker who shrank me. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2025 We’re ready, now don’t make me look bad 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2026 I'm checking it out from a medical building perspective 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2027 Excuse me, but which way is out? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2028 Your first wine and cheese pairing? 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2029 The Big Cheese wants to see you in his office. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2030 Now who's in the maze 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2031 previously on Severance 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2032 You’ve grown up so big and strong, Jerry. Now- go find Tom! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2033 If your brain is proportionate with your size this should be a walk in the park. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2034 Have you been working here long? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2035 Looks like you are getting good at finding the food at the end of the maze. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2036 OK. Let's just say that mistakes have been made. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2037 When you eat the breadcrumbs, it makes it a little harder! 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2038 We’ll be on strike. You just have to sit there and look angry. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2039 Watch and learn. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2040 I love the outfit, Ken, but I don’t think the peer review panel will. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2041 This is your specialty, I'll follow you! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2042 Fuck Michael Pollan. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2043 If we work together we can get out of here. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2044 well, they ran out of mice. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2045 We’re trying to see how city rats compare to lab grown 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2046 This is a double-blind study, I’m just as lost as you! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2047 The benefits are great. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2048 Could you show me how you did it last time? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2049 You look like you know your way around. Can you tell me where the exit is? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2050 For the last time, I can't tell you if you're in the placebo group or not, but take a hint... 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2051 I too am trying to figure a way out. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2052 So you've been finding the cheese for months? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2053 I’m from HR, I’m told you have a problem with your work conditions. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2054 The objective is to FIND the cheese, not EAT the cheese! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2055 Look, I'm not a lab rat like you. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2056 One day,this place will drive me crazy 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2057 Results have taken an unexpected turn. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2058 Yes, I'll gladly show you the way out! 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
2059 So it's left, left, right? 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
2060 If you fail this time, it's off to the lab. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2061 It’s only gouda. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2062 Three lefts, two rights and a left. Do you want me to write it down for you? 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2063 For the last time...no, I did NOT move your cheese. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2064 It’s too early for the Primaries 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2065 I am sorry Burt, but the secret steroids we gave you have not changed management's decision to revert to...A.I. rats. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2066 Before you start, and to maintain fidelity to the experiment, you need to fill out a non-disclosure agreement regarding the maze. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2067 Okay Stuart, you said the cheese was two lefts and a right? I’m starving 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2068 If you can navigate these cubicles without anyone asking, “Working hard, or hardly working?” you get the cheese. 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2069 I'm lactose-intolerant, so my motivation here is pretty nil. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2070 I'd rather you keep looking for the cheese. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2071 Now you are equal to us in many ways from the growth hormones, this test maze should be a snap. See ya at the exit. Good luck Mr. Whiskers 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2072 Yes, all the candidates for the new government-backed Orlando Theme Park had to complete this portion of the interview. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2073 You don't happen to know where we left the cheese? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2074 I’m sorry… We have lost our funding. Between Waze and Google maps you no longer have to know where you’re going or how to get there. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2075 I didn't put out cheese today. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2076 You make a good point. This maze is pointless. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2077 The Doctor's been expecting you. Find him. 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
2078 It’s just as hard for you as it is for me. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2079 Can you at least give me a hint on where to find the cheese? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2080 You are ready for your final challenge: Conquer Disney" 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2081 No peeking is the only rule. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2082 How did you get out of your cage? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2083 I'm new here. Can you tell me how to find Conference Room A? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2084 It wasn’t me who cut the cheese 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2085 I suppose working remotely from home is out? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2086 I know you feel like a rat in a maze, but you’re bigger than that! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2087 Yes I agree.This experiment was a-maze-ing 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2088 Listen,if you win,we both win. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
2089 Which way to Point B?” 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2090 So... How much cheese we talkin' here? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2091 Any ideas? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2092 I know it looks scary, but trust me you will have a million views in no time. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2093 'I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.' 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2094 Where's the exit? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2095 How about I sit on your head. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
2096 I've explained this before, you get paid at the end of week. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2097 No, you can't peer over the top to figure it out. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2098 Your job is to infest skyscraper buildings. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2099 If you show me the way out I can arrange for extra cheese. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2100 Take your first left, then your second right. I'll have coffee, black, one sugar. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2101 Since this is an elite university, you must always take the path to the left. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2102 We tried to get Mickey Mouse for this position, but he was otherwise preoccupied.” 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2103 Guessing that you’re here for the rat race 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2104 I need your help. 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
2105 We're more interested in your journey than getting to the end. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2106 Yes, there is a house cat waiting in the maze, and yes, you can do what you want to with him. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2107 I can't tell if this cliché is scaled up or down. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2108 Can you tell me the way to the exit? 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
2109 Scientist to mouse: „Where‘s the cheese?“ 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2110 And don't look over the top unless you're really stuck. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2111 One of us is lost. The other is in the wrong cartoon 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2112 There's been a cheese cutback. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2113 I'm new to this. Could you show me around? 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2114 This is not really a study. We’ve just misplaced our cheese. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2115 If you get me outta here I’ll get you all the cheese you can handle! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2116 Actually, I think we're both amazing. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2117 Rats! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2118 You find the way out and we both eat. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2119 You'll be out of here in no time. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2120 This is for grant applications. We don't have cheese. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2121 I'm sorry sir, but I've checked thoroughly, and just as you suggested, in fact, there is no way out. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2122 You'll fit in perfectly here. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2123 The IKEA marketing team needs the findings by Friday, so we'll be working late again. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2124 I'd like to open with an apology. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2125 Forget the measly chunk of Swiss, you get us out of here and it’s Brie and champagne at the exit.” 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2126 If you get me out of here I'll put in a good word with the lab. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2127 You find the cheese. I'll find the grant funding. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2128 What do you mean you can’t solve the maze? You were the one who shrunk me last week!” 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2129 Yes we have a vegan cheese option. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2130 It's a lot harder down here, I'll give you that. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2131 I hate working here, too. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2132 We can't keep meeting like this. People are getting suspicious. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2133 You were right Phil, it is harder from down here 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2134 There's been a hold-up on your lab work. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2135 I can't promise you freedom, but I can promise you cheese. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2136 Did you see Felix? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2137 I'm sorry, but you've outgrown your usefulness here. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2138 2kg of cheddar if you can get me out of here 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2139 Welcome to the real rat race. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2140 Unfortunately, the cheese stayed the same size. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2141 Why are you in my cube farm? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2142 I already ate the cheese. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2143 No, your treat is at the END of the maze. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2144 If I catch you peering over the dividers, we'll make you go blindfolded! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2145 Remember this. It’s the journey, not the destination, that is important. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2146 Where do you go to find food in this place? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2147 Yeah, I know! You would think that enlarging you to six feet would have been enough of an accomplishment. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2148 OK! OK! I’ll say it. You are the big cheese around here. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2149 Say What ??? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2150 You're the only one here today. What's up with that 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
2151 I'm afraid you've out grown the maze." 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2152 The investors are shorting, so here i am 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2153 You were right. It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
2154 It's to the left of the Goblet of Flames. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2155 When the giant mice took over,I knew this day would come. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2156 I'm a little lost. Mainly concerned about the lost part. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2157 Turnabout’s fair play” is just an expression! It’s not meant to be taken literally 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2158 I knew this would come in handy someday. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2159 Sorry we are out of both Ozempic and Adderall. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2160 Oh no! I'm trapped in a cave with a human-sized rat! This is probably a metaphor for housing in New York City or something! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2161 Could you show me the way out? I don't have my cell phone with me. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2162 Left, right, left, left,right, then the cheese will be on the left. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2163 You're in the wrong lab, Mr. Fitzsimmons. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2164 We’re fresh out of Vermont Cheddar this week. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2165 The real maze here is the coworkers you’ll try to avoid along the way. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2166 Linda, this is some next level furry play. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2167 I respect the magnitude of your invention, but now please turn me back. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2168 I built this maze for you. Where's my treat? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2169 Get me out of here and I’ll get them to cut back on the growth hormones. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2170 Okay. If you must know, this is a choice architecture based aversion therapy for addictions. The ways and means of maze and weans. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2171 Excuse me, do you have a few minutes to answer some questions about cheese? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2172 I can't find my way out either 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2173 Yeah, well that's why it's called a maze, you stupid phucking vermin! 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
2174 Make it through, and the Upper East Side apartment is yours! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2175 If you make me gigantic, I'll show you where the cheese is. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2176 OK. The best three times qualify for the next round. Put all your senses on alert, not just your nose. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2177 Honey, I grew the rat 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2178 Cheese, huh? They told me that if I got to the end of the maze there was a pile of research grant money. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2179 I can't help you. This is a competition. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2180 Why did you bring me here? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2181 It's a nightmare for me too. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2182 You must be here for the vet. Take to rights and a left. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2183 And please…no peeking over the dividers. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2184 Hey, this is weird for me, too, but management thought this would be the best way for us to connect with our test subjects. 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
2185 I'm just a hologram 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2186 So I’ve got this idea for an amusement park… 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2187 I really don't see why the lab is responsible for your losing your GPS watch in our maze. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2188 I can't find the exit either 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2189 I know you're just a side effect, but i still need to ask you some questions. 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
2190 Sorry, I can't give you any directions. I just got here! 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2191 Diversity shapes our world 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2192 Show me the way out, and I promise you cheese. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2193 Just get me out of here and we’ll both have a treat 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2194 And so the master becomes the mouse. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2195 Restroom? Just use one of the dead-end turns. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2196 Stop following you? You’re following me! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2197 I am sorry. You are disqualified. The rule is that you get only 3 chances to go through the maze. You failed each time! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2198 Your turn Shorty: “Ready Set Go.” 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2199 Management is so impressed by your growth that they’re promoting you to head office. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2200 Sorry. All the Big Cheese are in the Hampton's. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2201 The lab results are in: I'm currently having a psychotic hallucination. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2202 Forget the cheese, we lost Dr. Peabody. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2203 Well, I don't care if you find the working hypothesis "pedestrian" 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2204 Tag, who's it? 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
2205 Maybe if you wore a lab coat, we could figure this thing out. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2206 If I stand on your shoulders, then I can see over the wall and find the exit. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2207 So where is the rest of the team? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2208 You seem lost. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2209 " You missed the point... diet or no diet, take off at the bell." 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2210 All I know is that somewhere there is cheese. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2211 It's a small world after all. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2212 You’re not big. It’s the maze that got small! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2213 Have you seen those jokers from the shrink ray lab anywhere? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2214 The disguise is great. I'll come back for you and the others as soon as I can. 1.2021 0.05574 94 81 7 6
2215 Yes, the cheese will be to scale! 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2216 So if you get us out here your prize can be my funding 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2217 No, YOU find the cheese 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2218 "Hey Charles, how do you like working from home?" 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2219 I wish I could help, but I’m lost too. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2220 It's a cubicle farm. Very few ever escape. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2221 I can't seem to find where you put the cheese. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2222 Sorry you have outgrown this maze experiment.. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2223 What do you mean you lost the map? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2224 Look, I know you are just a research subject and we have cut your food supply, but we really need to increase our research funding, so can you PLEASE try to run a little faster? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2225 Just one thing - please don’t peek over the walls. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2226 How did you do that? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2227 I think this experiment may have taken a wrong turn somewhere. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2228 Everyone else is working from home, so you can set up anywhere you'd like. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2229 I'm not here to size you up. Mickey D's has already done that. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2230 Help me find the way and there's cheese for you. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2231 I really need your help to get out of here. You'll get cheese at the exit. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2232 My nose is smaller, so you'll have to find the cheese. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2233 Amaze me by getting us outta here. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2234 No humans were hurt in the development of this maze. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2235 Okay. Try it again without eating the instructor! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2236 I’ll have a pound of Parmesan lb of Pecorino Romano & a lb of French Brie Aged! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2237 The jig is up if you don’t start scurrying. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2238 Forget the experiment. I just want to mount you and ride you like a horse. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2239 Have we met before the maze? 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
2240 Sorry - we can't guarantee their safety once out in the world. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2241 We were going to an open floor plan anyway.” 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
2242 You’re NOT a vegetarian?! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2243 It would be cheating if I told you the way. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2244 Now you hide and I’ll seek. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2245 Please, could you show me the way out of here? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2246 So, who's the Big Cheese around here? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2247 You'll have to leave the clipboard. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
2248 I'm the big cheese; and you are . . ? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2249 Grant money's drying up, Algernon,we're going to give you an ear job, send you to Australia. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2250 I wondered why there was a request to raise the height of the maze! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2251 No hopping. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2252 I got demoted. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2253 What do you mean that you can't find your cubicle? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2254 There is no test for yellow rat bastard. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2255 Sorry. Overqualified, they said. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2256 (Shouting) "IS THIS THE WAY TO THE GRAND DUCHESS OF FENWICK?" 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2257 I'm here for the maze-running class. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2258 I’ll remind you that it was I who always got you the cheese regardless of performance. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2259 Lactose intolerant? I’ll see what I can do 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2260 Your performance does indicate some memory issues, but your intellectual level is at the 98th percentile. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2261 No, I haven’t seen any cheese. Have you seen any data points? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2262 You were randomly assigned to the cheese treatment-group. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2263 Our budget cuts have left us with only enough for some Velveeta. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2264 Just focus on the cheese and I'll follow you out 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
2265 Neither of us are typical specimens. 1.2000 0.04020 100 80 20 0
2266 There is a big slab of cheese hidden in this maze that tastes much better than I do. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2267 We’re taking a human-scale approach this time. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2268 When you find the exit, come back and get me. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
2269 At the fork, you go left, I go right. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2270 I have to level with you. I'm going to need your help getting out of here... 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2271 For today's completion bonus there's a choice of havarti, Wisconsin sharp cheddar, a very nice camembert... but management is really leaning on us to move the smoked gouda. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2272 No. I didn't find a smartphone in the maze. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2273 Just so you know, I’m going to keep getting smaller and smaller. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2274 We are sorry to inform you that the cheese was always an illusion. Good day. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2275 Yes, sorry, I’m the cheese. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2276 Your assignment while you're in there is to discover the meaning of life. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2277 Working remote wasn't working. But now there's cheese in the lunch room. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2278 I too can’t find my way out without a GPS 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2279 If you get lost, just look over the wall. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2280 Our sample size was taken from the subway 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2281 Okay, I’ll admit the interior design could use some work. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2282 Could I hitch a ride? 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2283 It seems the student has become the master. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2284 We haven't yet determined who moved your cheese. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2285 If you complete the maze, you can pick up some Hushållsost with lignonberries on your way out. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2286 You're either getting too good at this or the cheese portions we leave at the center of this maze are just too big. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2287 Yes. Snacks will be provided. Why do you ask? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2288 Was that “hang a right at Camembert Avenue” or “a left?” 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2289 Do you have any idea of just how difficult it is finding you here? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2290 Look I’m just trying to get out of here as soon as possible. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2291 If you are looking for the cheese, you have to go right, left, a couple rights and straight from there. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2292 ... an 85-pound wheel of Brie. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2293 No, Test Subject #289, you're not just a number to me. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2294 This particular experiment is to see if you can conquer the cubicle maze faster than a human. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2295 We see that the growth hormones have greatly exceeded our expectations. Now we want to see if your memory increased as well. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2296 Wow, this really is hard. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2297 I don't even know why this branch of the military exists, but good luck just the same. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2298 Clearly,there are some great restaurants in here. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2299 A.I. has made us equal. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2300 It's Gouda We Have GPS! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2301 So I guess you were the one who posted the job listing for “the big cheese” right 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2302 The dean keeps me at 75% free feeding weight. How about you? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2303 Cheese for life, if you can guide us out of here. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2304 Interesting. However, my day was weirder. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2305 No, we don’t have the good cheese. Too expensive. But you look like a guy who prefers quantity over quality, am I right? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2306 I need your help getting out of here 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2307 No, you cannot have your own cubicle. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2308 Funny what you miss in small grants' fine print. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2309 I know, you'd like me to show you the way. It's against the rules. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2310 Yes, I’ve downsized. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2311 I can't find my office. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2312 I can't help you, buddy. But if you are looking for the Big Cheese, he is another wing. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2313 No, I'll get on your shoulders. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2314 We ran some tests and unfortunately, you're lactose intolerant, so is cash fine? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2315 You better find your way out soon. We're running out of cheese. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2316 You're a mazing mouse and I'll see you on the other side; just remember, no peeking over the top. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2317 I guess I did say, 'go big or go home'. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2318 Trust me, the cheese is a lie 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2319 this isn't what I meant by peer reviewed 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2320 No, we do not do "Minimum Mondays" here. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2321 No, an open floor concept isn’t going to work for this 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2322 If you find a way out, let me know. I've been looking for years. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2323 If you have a problem with the rules take it up with the big cheese. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2324 Hey Doc, who moved my cheese? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2325 The governor says - No more cheese for you." 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2326 I'm afraid you have exceeded the limits of our research. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2327 Obviously you were not in the control group. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2328 We have an opening in cosmetic research. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2329 Turn Left 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2330 The interest has been so high that we now require a PhD in neurology to apply for a position. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2331 Remember -- it's the destination, not the journey. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2332 I could make it on my own if they’d have used Limburger. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2333 I don't know how they shrank me 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2334 That is NOT how babies are born! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2335 We're switching to low-fat cheese. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2336 This is why we need a control 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2337 Yeah, I hear you Jerry but you’ll have to take that up with Helen in HR. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2338 This is the average street layout of Boston. Complete this, and we can release you back there 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2339 Do you know where I can find Dermatology? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2340 Sooo, we meet in the middle? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
2341 Despite all my rage… 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2342 Ok, listen, this is your 100th time in this maze. Clearly the cheese diet is giving you a grandiose sense of self. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2343 I could do it but I believe this is more your field. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2344 I was told I was going to be downsized, but I'm still here! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2345 I'd run the maze with you but I'm the primary, in-field ethnographic researcher and I don't like cheese anyway. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2346 Thanks for your help. Now let's create an even more confusing cell phone contract. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2347 Three lefts, a right, and straight to the finish. The lab door is unlocked. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2348 You got here before me….not fair 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2349 What brings us together is our love of cheeses. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2350 I did design it, but I'm afraid the directions do not come under 'The Freedom of Information Act'. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2351 You understand that the work here is more demanding than the growth hormone study. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2352 Do you have gps? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2353 We’re sorry, your cheese has been replaced with a dairy free vegan fermented cashew product. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2354 Have you already been fitted for a saddle? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
2355 I am a-mazed at how you've grown. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2356 Well, the good news is that the growth formula is working. The bad news is that you're still as dumb as a sack of hammers. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2357 Look, you’re a big rat now; you’re just going to have to figure this thing out yourself. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2358 Sorry, we’re letting you go. The cheese budget allows one of you or five hundred of your little cousins. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2359 Either you're gigantic, or I'm super small, or this is just a very, very bad dream. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2360 What do you mean you’re now vegan? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2361 Yes, Mickey, if you make it to the exit you'll be woke. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
2362 I asked you to leave the AI switch alone. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2363 Now don't think of it as an experiment but more as the many unforeseen twist and turns we encounter during our daily lives. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2364 I know it's a bore, but it's your job. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
2365 Everyone is a-mazing these days. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2366 No, the ones that Mother give you don't do anything at all... 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2367 If you help me getting out of here, I'll help you getting out of here. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2368 No fair peeking over the top. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2369 No more looking over the walls 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2370 We decided to cut down on your protein intake. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2371 The test results confirm that you are lost. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2372 I appreciate the irony, but Well I can tell that kind of comment won’t help either of us get out. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2373 And you are not allowed to use navigation this time 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2374 This role-play experiment made some big impact. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2375 I haven't a clue either. 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
2376 Of course you are looking for a mate. Everyone who dedicates their entire life to science is looking for a mate. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2377 Yes, I've been here for a long time. I never found my way out, have you? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2378 I can’t figure it out. I’m just going to follow you. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2379 It's not a game, but okay, this time you hide and I'll find you. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2380 Please show me which way is home. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2381 Get me out of here and I promise things will be different. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2382 Which way back to the lab? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2383 This time we don't want you to escape 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2384 You’re getting too big for your britches, son! 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2385 I ate, drank, smoked and ran the maze very fast. And losing 150 pounds, they made me Lab Director. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2386 I'll follow you out. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
2387 You won't need to worry about the cat. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2388 I really wish I had ordered the Gouda. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
2389 I ratted you out because you moved my cheese 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2390 What I can say is that there's way more than a crummy piece of cheese at the end 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2391 New York apartments keep getting smaller, so we adapt. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2392 Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ? 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2393 Our lab practices a more egalitarian approach 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2394 Have you come across a glass of bourbon on your search for cheese? 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2395 My, you've grown a lot! How many years has it been since I've seen you? 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2396 Wipe that smirk off your face! I am the scientist here and I get another try. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2397 I don't care if you are a baby kangaroo, just run through the darn maze! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2398 Welcome to the rat race. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2399 You promise there's a research grant in there this time? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2400 I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you..... 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2401 Wow, you get cheese? They told me I should intern for the experience. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2402 Deal! Better cheese for better results. Remember, we never spoke. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2403 I understand that you have also participated in our steroid lab experiments?" 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2404 Wow, we're gonna need a lot more cheese. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2405 We're experimenting with perspective. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2406 Just stay out of any room with an 800 lb. gorilla and you should be fine. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2407 And when you're finished, see Carol in HR to fill out the paperwork for your cheese reward. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2408 Just exactly how many treats have they been giving you? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2409 Stop sniffing me. I will help you find the cheese. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2410 Do you have time to answer a few questions for our customer satisfaction survey? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2411 I’m still the scientist. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2412 So, you found the cheese, and you're still hungry. I see. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2413 Peeking over the walls will nullify your results. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2414 Yes, I assure you…it’s cheddar. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2415 The camembert looks nice tonight and we also have a vegan option. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2416 'I know you've always played the role as a "half man, half bull,' but you knew there would be changes once Disney took over and rebranded the Maze as "The Minnie-taur."' 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2417 Gary, you have issues. You’re angry. You’re lost. You’re all over the place. And despite all your rage you’re still just a rat in a cage. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2418 Don’t forget to chew your name into the right hand corner of the maze 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2419 I won't vivisect you if you can get me out of here. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2420 Turns out we already know the results. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2421 This 2 square metre unit also comes with a cutting edge pleasure lever which can be used to produce dopamine on demand... 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2422 'Who cut the cheese?' Is that some kind of joke? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2423 The cheese shall set you free 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2424 I hope you have all the observations you need. Please let me out now 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
2425 Get through the maze of cubicles, and you can eat your cheese from home. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2426 If you happen to find the previous mailroom guy, get him back to H.R. please. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2427 I just shrunk myself to size to personally witness your dilemma! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2428 Michael, this is isn't easy but I wanted to tell you face-to-face, you've been with us a long time and I thought it only fair. You didn't pass, again. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. I think it's best I show you to the door. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2429 I know how you feel.....welcome to the rat race.... 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2430 First, this is a cube farm, not a maze. Second, how did you get to be so big? 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
2431 Yes, you’ve proved your point; now get me out of here 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2432 No, I haven't seen your cousin. But if you want, just go in and take a look for yourself. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2433 I'm sorry. That position has been filled. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2434 uhh… you know how to get out of here, right? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2435 I can tell you where the cheese is, but that would defeat the purpose of the maze, wouldn't it? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2436 You moved my cheese. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
2437 Last one out is a rotten egg! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2438 Concerning the reward, you're not lactose intolerant are you? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2439 I'll give you TWO pieces of cheese if you can find our way out of here! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
2440 In your experience does now being an enormous abomination of nature affect your spatial reasoning in the same way it did your appetite for my predecessor? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2441 BASICALLY YOU HAVE THE PLACE TO YOURSELF. EVERYONE ELSE IS WORKING REMOTELY. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2442 Turn once to the right, twice for the left, to the right again and you will find the meaning of your life. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2443 OK look, We’re not playing hide & squeak- make it out in a minute or less & the cheese ball is yours. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2444 Okay, you go next.... 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
2445 I know it sounds cheesy, but they want you to smile when you reach the cheddar. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2446 You’re right. This is harder than it looks! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2447 Who moved your cheese? Who moved my cheese! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2448 I was told there would be corn. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2449 Your maze-solving is fine. The problem is your attitude. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2450 There’s no cheese at the end. We just want to see if you’ll do it. It’s called performance review. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2451 Mark's office? Three lefts, two rights, across from the cheese 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2452 No you can't use Waze. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2453 This time, try it without knocking the walls down. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2454 Oh. The cheese. Right now. Of course. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2455 Would you be so kind as to show me the way out? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2456 Now we're both amazed. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2457 Don't ask me, I'm as lost as you are! 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2458 Can i trust you to not look over the walls? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2459 The diet starts today. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2460 It can be a bit of a rat race around here. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2461 People have been complaining about 'a hostile work environment.' 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2462 Listen, now that you're genetically modified, we expect more from you. There is no reward. There is no end. Godspeed. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2463 Sorry, no. Here we're auditoning for 'Cats' 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2464 I’m not kidding. How do I get the hell out of here. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2465 If I tell you where to find the Big Cheese I'll get fired too 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2466 The New Yorker hasn't been the same since they moved their offices to Stamford 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2467 You're fine. I'm lost. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2468 What would be your guess? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2469 Listen! I'm sorry about that experimental diet and the maze running and the poking and the prodding. Now, can you just get us out of here? 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2470 This would be a lot easier if I knew whether you were a mutant mouse, a giant rat, or a kangaroo. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2471 It's time to meet the big cheese 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2472 You successfully finished ! Why are you looking at me like that ? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2473 You shift starts as soon as you find your cubicle. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2474 Just remember, this summer internship may change your life. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2475 There's more growth hormone, if you can find it." (This caption comes from the spouse of the subscriber; he is Jerome Jansma, Fayetteville, Arkansas. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2476 You can check out any time you like, but you can’t ever leave 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2477 Okay, this time I will record how fast you fetch. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2478 OK, you’ve done this a million times. This time just do the opposite. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2479 Aw, c’mon. Show me how to get out of here! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2480 Honestly, I don't know if there is cheese. I'm just trying to get published. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2481 Sorry. Not everything in life works out the way we planned. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2482 Yes, I am the Big Cheese. Why do you ask?" 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2483 Right clicking, left clicking, dragging and dropping. Doc, I want out of the human race. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2484 My left or your left? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2485 Remind me where the exit is? 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2486 I heard you know the fastest way out. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2487 Trust me, you won’t need the clipboard. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2488 No, no, this isn't the same at all. These are cubicles--world of difference. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2489 Growth hormone lab is two doors down. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2490 If you can find your cubby, the job is yours! 1.1923 0.06068 78 68 5 5
2491 My big friends built this fun house for you to play in. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2492 I probably could’ve gone faster if I didn’t have to carry this clipboard 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2493 Well Frank, I'd say we were trapped like ra- oh. Oh wait. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2494 To be deemed "An Amazing Mouse," you must complete the course in under 30 seconds and devour the cat at the finish line. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2495 There are no bonuses, just cheese. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2496 Just try your best and you will squeak through the maze” 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
2497 You looked taller on Zoom. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2498 This is the best I could conceive in the moment to keep us both alive. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2499 You cheated...I smell a rat... 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2500 I know, it’s like a maze in here. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
2501 Do I understand, Mickey, that you escaped because of DeSantis? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2502 I don't think we are talking about the same rat race. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2503 Larger than life 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2504 I’m hiding from a cat, what’s your excuse? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2505 Don't look over the top. We are testing you sense of smell not your eyesight. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2506 I'm lost. Could you please guide me to the exit? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2507 Find the exit before the exterminator gets here. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2508 No, we cannot switch places 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2509 I don't know know what we gave you, but it's cheating to look over the top of the maze.. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2510 The doctor's patients will love your design. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
2511 No, you get just cheese. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2512 We have an "open door" policy here 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2513 I'm not at liberty to say who got the promotion but it's safe to say you have an edge over the competition! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2514 No Ma’am, the tiny human experiment is in Room 3B 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2515 Let's get out of here so we can figure out if that cheese made you a huge mouse or me a tiny human 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2516 Start to the right if you want Swiss, or if you prefer Brie with blue cheese veins, start to the left. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2517 something looks different...did you do something with your hair? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2518 Do you know the way to the cheese? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
2519 Hello! We're conducting a focus group today on cheese. If you could spare about 20 minutes, I can give you a $35 gift card to The Cheesecake Factory for your time... 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2520 So you gonna vote R for the right or D for dithering? C’mon, squeak up! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
2521 I prefer the open floor plan myself. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2522 now, show me where is the cheese 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
2523 You've given failure to launch a whole new meaning Mr. Mouse. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
2524 Pretty amazing, isn’t it? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2525 This is a much bigger problem than I was lead to believe when I took the job. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2526 Good luck. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
2527 I'm lost too. Are you vegetarian? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2528 Truth be told, I have no idea why we are here or where we are going? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2529 No, I don’t think this is ironic. But yes I would love some cheese. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2530 Amazingly the growth hormones exceeded expectations 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2531 Over the lower walls, you may glimpse larger cats. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2532 Just follow the smell of over-roasted coffee and fresh research funding and you’ll be there in no time! 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2533 Looks like we're leaving Florida, its too complicated to explain. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2534 So I see if you’ve found and eaten all the cheese. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2535 They said there'd be cheese at this party, but I can't seem to find it. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2536 Restrooms? Down the hall, then a right, right, 2nd left, right, left at the Minotaur, and another left. Can't miss it. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2537 The charcuterie board awaits. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2538 Check your data professor. You know I have never worn britches. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2539 I’m sorry, it’s not an actual ‘rat race’, that’s just what some folks call it. Anyway I’ve left some cheese in your cubicle to help you find it and I’ll check back with you at lunch. Welcome to the team! 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2540 And no peaking over the top. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2541 We understand that no one LIKES working in office cubicles, but the cheese breaks are to die for. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2542 This is bigger than the both of us. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2543 The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2544 It's also their workspace, so try not to scare them." 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2545 I heard there’s a published article at the center 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2546 How about if this time you lead and I follow? 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2547 Can you please help me find the way to exit? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2548 You eat all my cheese, you shit everywhere, you’re addicted to cocaine, and you make me move into your weird ass maze of an apartment. And yet I can’t bring myself to leave you. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2549 Let me understand, you want a demonstration first. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2550 Can you please show me the way out? I know you have been through this before. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2551 OK, you win! This IS frustrating 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2552 I hate asking directions, but can you get me out of here. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2553 We're having a party for your 25th birthday this afternoon. Want to take another crack at getting out of here? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2554 Rule three, you cannot stand on your legs and look around. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2555 What do you mean you're lactose intolerant? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
2556 Do you know where to find the big cheese? It's my first day. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
2557 I'll give you your own clipboard if you get us to the cheese. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
2558 If you complete this maize on time, your reward will be a pizza franchise. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2559 Damned if I know how to get out of here. My problem is how to get back to normal human size. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2560 Do you have any idea how to get through this grant application? 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
2561 Welcome! Your cubicle is this way. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2562 Before we get started, you’ll need to fill out our liability waiver form 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2563 Sorry, but I've been looking for close to a year. ALT: Don't blame me. I didn't design it. ALT: What's your password? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
2564 Do I really smell that much? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
2565 We are Not Cheese 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2566 I know, I'm lost, too. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2567 Do you know where the exit is? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2568 I don't expect any side effects this time. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2569 We realised we have never looked at the experience from the user point of view. Now, on a scale of 0-5, how would you rate the overall usability of the maze? How about the ease of access to the cheese? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2570 Don’t worry, Roger! Of course we will set you free tomorrow like we promised. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2571 Of course I know what reductio ad absurdum means - what’s your point? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
2572 ‘Okay, but please, the cheese at the end is for everyone’ 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2573 It's like cheese, only vegan. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2574 You take a left, two rights, a left, two more rights and you’re there. Can’t miss it. 1.1895 0.05247 95 82 8 5
2575 Have you seen the new Kardashian nude selfie? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2576 Can you show me where the bathroom is? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2577 It's about journey not the destination. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2578 Since I shrunk, I now know what you're going through. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2579 So anyway, the tractor beam turned out to be a shrinking ray and here I am. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2580 It isn't your experience that interests me. It's your size. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2581 You may be faster than me, but I’ve got tenure ? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2582 Just to be clear, you’re still the one getting probed. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2583 Sorry Bob. We haven’t seen Doris in over a week 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2584 There is no break time but there is a generous performance based awards package. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2585 Okay, smartass, so you think you're bigger than me? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2586 We’re going to have to hide the cheese better 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2587 I think if we work together on this, we can eventually find our way out. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2588 As a new hire you will be assigned to one of these cubicles. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2589 Any idea what happened to the rest of the group? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2590 Well you did it, congratulations. The solution to the maze is Mouse Growth Hormone. Go pick up a relatively tiny amount of cheese at the exit. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2591 Left, 2 rights, left, right then finally 2 lefts.. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2592 I did it in 10'minutes 20 seconds 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2593 Just apply the same effort you use to get to my office... 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2594 George, I taught you everything I know, now go and make me proud. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2595 We're replacing you with an AI mouse algorithm. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2596 I had been searching for knowledge. But, now that you mention it, some Edam would be nice. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2597 Just tell them if they do what I say they’ll grow up to be big and strong like you. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2598 No, I couldn’t find the cheese either. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2599 That's what happens, when you vote for ratification without reading the fine print!" 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2600 The best-laid plans… 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2601 I’m trying to be more method. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2602 I know your using A.I. has made these mazes ultra boring! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2603 It proves the rat race is a growing problem. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2604 Limburger or Gruyère? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2605 To get back to the lab, you'll first have to find your way through these cubicles. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2606 There is a five pound wheel of gouda at the end. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2607 Yes, I moved the cheese. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2608 Hey, you seem to know your way around here. Where the heck are the vending machines? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2609 I understand that you'd prefer to work from home, but . . . 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2610 What did you think this was all about? Fun and games? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2611 I know you already know where the cheese is, but you have to solve the maze and there’ll be NO gnawing allowed. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2612 I am the lab director, but I wish you'd stop calling me the big cheese. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2613 You were told "If this is a medical emergency, call 911." 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2614 Here's the deal: help me find the exit, I'll up your steriods. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2615 And so the subject has become the scientist 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2616 Desks, chairs and computers arrive Monday. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2617 I understand payback's a bitch, but could you help me find the cheese? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2618 Your brain's bigger than mine; YOU figure it out. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
2619 Apparently you found the growth hormones. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2620 The next experiment begins once I find my way out. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2621 First one out is the big cheese. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2622 What do you mean I’ve put on weight? I’ve been running a rat race everyday. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
2623 Now that you have been so successful in learning how to get treats, we are sending you over to the weight loss study. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2624 Go right, then left, left, left, then right, right, left, right, left, one last right. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2625 The big cheese would to see you in his office. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2626 Frankly, after years of research, I'm starting to think we're both lost in this maze, Maurice. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2627 Not funny, Harold. Not funny. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2628 I see you've been reading "Awaken the Giant Within." 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2629 I’m going to need your help getting out of here 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
2630 I'm new here. Who's the big cheese? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2631 Size had nothing to do with it. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2632 Just when you were thinking that you beat the rat race, out they came with faster rats 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2633 Would better chew you, rather then do this rigmarole 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
2634 OK, get me out of here, and I'll get you the cheese! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2635 Your desk is 2 north, 1 east, and 3 north. If you you don't fit our culture, just walk south. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2636 You will be looking for what we call The Big Cheese. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2637 Yes you are bigger. Let’s see if you are any smarter. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2638 OK, we call this the brie maze. Don't get fooled by the cheddar dead ends. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2639 You are lactose intolerant? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2640 I'll help you if you'll help me. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2641 If you can escape this human-sized maze we’ll cast you in “Planet of the Rats.” 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2642 I don’t know how to get out of here, but I know where the cheese is. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
2643 The cheese has been inside of you the whole time. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2644 This time don't try to gnaw your way out. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2645 You know that kangaroos dont really like cheese, right? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2646 I've looked everywhere sir, but to no avail. The cheese is gone. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2647 I'm sure you'll break the record, Goliath, but if you're doping, Guinness will know. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2648 Do you ever feel like you're trapped? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2649 It's about the destination, not the journey 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2650 I knew there was something wrong with that cheese. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2651 We need to talk about the extra incentives you expect for just doing your job. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2652 You stay on your side, I stay on mine, and we can make this work. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
2653 Frank is it necessary for me to wear the costume too? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2654 What are you doing here? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2655 Don’t stress out. It’s not that kind of rat race 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2656 97,760 hours..I guess it does sound crazy. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2657 Wow, you’re right, IKEA IS confusing! 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
2658 I have no idea why I get Filet Mignon when I get out of here and you only get cheese, ask the other guy in the white coat 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2659 Oh how the tables have turned… 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2660 I’m sorry, we’re rebranding as hamsters at the moment, and not hiring any more mice. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2661 Well well Dr Hafeez let’s see how you can make it out the maze. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2662 If you are looking for more excitement and compensation talk to Elon Musk at SpaceX. He may be adding the Moon as a stop over for the Mars project. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2663 Say Cheese 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2664 Now that I can see things from your perspective, I’d like to leave, please. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2665 I don’t see that Harry. If anyone is the mouse, YOU are the mouse 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2666 We are calling it Lab Rat: The Immersive Experience. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2667 We cut back on the hormones but it still tastes like cheese. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2668 This is a big surprise to me too. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2669 I don't know why I'm here but I'd like to follow you search for the exit if you don't mind. Sir. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2670 Do you want me to replace the parmesan cheese with cheddar? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2671 Ok, when I get to the end, you give me my cell phone. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2672 Sorry, not meant for kangaroos 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2673 You humans are so predictable, all you have to do is change the pattern a little and we are lost. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2674 If you jump out of the maze, you will be disqualified. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2675 I don't know my way out of this mess any more than you do 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2676 Obviously, the answer is self evident 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2677 It's a Mobius-the smell of cheese is everywhere, but there's actually no way out. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2678 Yes, we’re a hybrid workplace, but unfortunately your job can’t be done remotely. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2679 Can you please add a Statin to your next research protocol? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2680 Can Mouse sign up a Twitter account to join campaign announcement ? Or it was banned? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2681 I await your instructions, sire! 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2682 Can you help? There's an error in my directions. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2683 You're gonna need better SAT scores to get outta here. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2684 Humor is disallowed. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2685 Are you my mentor? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2686 I'm gonna need three forms of identification. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2687 Are you kidding me?!? I’m just as lost as you are. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2688 With the preliminaries out of the way, we’re finally ready to embark on a large-scale study. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2689 „You were right, it looks bigger on the inside.“ 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2690 Your cubicle is the third one down, on the right 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2691 Tell me again how I get out of here. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2692 Once you complete the task, I’ll have a treat for you,please don’t eat the walls. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2693 One of us is dreaming and since I'm not cheese, it must be me. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2694 You must be the new guy from Big Pharma. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2695 So you're saying if I complete the maze, I'll get a giant federal research grant?. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2696 Would it kill them to build some windows? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2697 Undercover Boss, Season 342. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2698 How long have you been changing our food? 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2699 ‘Yes, it’s a big hunk of cheese”. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2700 So, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the maze? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2701 We had to pay for the Star Wars IP with some experiments, Mickey. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2702 When you’re done, you get to watch “The Shining”. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2703 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2704 You are about to be replaced by a lawyer so get with it. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2705 Since the Pandemic and serious supply chain issues, our lab has been downsized to keep us on budget. Now, how the hell do I get out of here? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2706 Munster, not monster cheese. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2707 Rough first day for you too? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2708 Eureka my ass! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2709 Nope, GPS is not allowed. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2710 We're trying to find out if you are smarter than we are" 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2711 Let's be friends. Why don't you come by my place for hor d'oeuvres and cheese. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
2712 Whoa! We have dress code here. You will have to wear pants. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
2713 And at the end of the maze is an extra day of PTO? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2714 You get a reward if you find my office 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
2715 You creatures are so much better at finding your way out of a maze. Could you just tell me how to find the men’s room? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2716 This is what they call “ skin in the game” 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2717 Oh, so you come in on Tuesdays and Thursdays? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2718 Very funny. Now reverse the shrink-ray. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2719 Because the New Yorker staff REALLY likes mouse mazes... 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2720 Why” is an illusion; you need to ask “what’s at the end? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2721 Well, I see the experimental memory-enhancing drug had a totally unexpected side-effect in you. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2722 Mighty Mouse I presume? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2723 Hi, I'm Dr. James Monterey. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2724 We have to discontinue the experiment, we’ve run out of funding for cheese. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2725 'Just shout when you spot the elephant!' 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2726 You are too good at this, so we're cutting your treats in half...it's for you own good! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2727 Sorry, I'm lost too, in a maze of my own making. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2728 Fully disclosure, there's no cheese.. It's part of the new cruelty. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2729 Let's get your time down to 5 seconds. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2730 Maybe we can figure a way out of here together. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
2731 I’m not sure if you’re too big or I’m too small, but can we least agree on cheddar versus Gruyère? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2732 I was supposed to give YOU the mushrooms, follow me, I know where the cheese is. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2733 I see you found the exit, but it took you two hours, so no cheese this time. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
2734 I don't know where the cheese is, that's your job. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2735 Now Mickey, if you get the maze right you may find Minnie😍 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2736 Some days I feel like a rat in a- well, you know 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2737 I swear there is cheese in there! You need to keep looking. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2738 Right now I don't give a damn about curing cancer. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2739 Gee, what's your secreat? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
2740 This is not a test. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2741 This is a fine mess you've gotten us into. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2742 The droppings lead right to your cubicle... 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
2743 You're asking me? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2744 If you finish this maze one second faster on this trial, I will completely disappear! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2745 You didn’t hear it from me, but don’t stop for any cheese platters. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2746 I suppose you're looking for the Big Cheese. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2747 You"ll get your first reward in two weeks. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2748 ''Hey, I was humane, now you try being human and see how you like it.'' 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2749 I see that you found the steroids on aisle 4. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2750 If you feel like you’re being taken advantage of I encourage you to talk to HR, who we’ve also hidden in this maze. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
2751 The only rule is that you cannot peek over the walls. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2752 Just keep making left-hand turns--y'know, like they do in NASCAR races--and you'll get out eventually. Right-hand turns work, too. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2753 Find the cubicle with the cheese! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2754 Let's try that again, without jumping the partition. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
2755 I see you found the source of the cheese. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2756 What would be the best way out of here ? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2757 Your CBC looks great, but your MDMA is off the charts. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
2758 Remember, you’ll be disqualified if you stand. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2759 Sorry there’s no cheese. But my mother’s from Zurich, so technically I’m a little Swiss. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2760 Every time you look over the wall, we have to start over. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2761 That was amazing! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2762 Oh, fuck! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2763 Mouse: 'Well, this isn't the cheese I was expecting...' 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2764 Due to debt ceiling budget cuts, we are no longer able to provide you complementary cheese. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2765 I don't know. Why do you ask? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
2766 You can get your lab results at the other end. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2767 We were hoping giant intelligent mice would figure out why we make these. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2768 Son, it’s time we had that talk. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2769 This will be your new work station. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2770 And remember, just because your big doesn't mean you're stupid. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2771 Yes, I'm the big cheese around here. Why do you ask? 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2772 You have any idea how to find our way out. I’ve been lost in here for days. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2773 Sorry Cheddar, you're too big for the kiddie maze.. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2774 I’m sorry but you have to do something interesting before I let you go 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2775 Now wait a minute. You are the data,not me. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2776 It was cheaper than downsizing the maze 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2777 So I guess it’s my turn in the maze now huh? 1.1837 0.03932 98 80 18 0
2778 We just want to compare your time to the hamster's, Doctor. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
2779 Yes, a date.. I have been running your matrix now for the past 60 days. I believe we have moved beyond clinical trial participant and researcher! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2780 Cheese? You'll want to find Marketing. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2781 Wherever you want to go. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2782 I gotta be honest, figuring out this maze is the least of my problems. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
2783 Are you ready to meet the big cheese? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2784 Ignore your parents. Navigate it your way. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2785 What is the easiest way out of here, I have a plane to catch. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2786 Oh, for pity’s sake! I told you to go before we left. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2787 Thanks for the lesson. Now I'm going to try it by myself! 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
2788 It's really just a metaphor about the uncertainty of life, but you've outgrown it. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2789 Looking for the big cheese? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2790 I can’t tell if my Shrink Ray worked or backfired. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2791 …you will have a chance to ask questions about the trial. …if you decide to join the trial, you will be given an informed consent form to sign. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
2792 How does a grilled cheese sandwich sound about now? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2793 You don't happen to know the way to accounting? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2794 Well, Dr. Cooper. If that's the way you feel about this, maybe you should have taken the blue pill instead. I'm just saying. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2795 The restroom? Take a right...or is it a left 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2796 Remember, when you were young, you ran this maze in record time? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
2797 My, my, how the tables have turned, dear human. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2798 Ok, this time ignore the cheese, take me to the place where you found that "eat me" cookie. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2799 You’d think you’d be grateful for making you big and teaching you English, but all I hear is ‘where is the cheese’” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2800 When the lab downsized I didn’t think this was what them meant… 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2801 haha of course WE'RE not being experimented on. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
2802 I know all lives matter; but mice lives matter more. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2803 So you want to study French? That is why you signed up for the study? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
2804 I'm gonna have to ask for a bigger grant. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2805 I’m going to write down my number just in case you get lost. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2806 Remember, whichever way you go, there you are. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2807 No fair standing up, though. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2808 There will be no peeking over the walls. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2809 You must remember you are not just any rat. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2810 Apologies, I was told the effects would be over by now 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2811 Frustrating or not, there are much worse deployments for lab rats. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2812 The restroom? Take a right, then two lefts, a right, two more lefts and another right. It’ll be the door on the left. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2813 Let’s split it when we find it. Deal? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2814 Finding your room is part of this neuro-test 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2815 I'm your wellness coach for today. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2816 Yeah, I can get out of here - but it's going to cost you your cheese. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2817 Rent is high. Let’s move in together 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2818 Well, Mr. Squeakers this is about as fair as it's going to be 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2819 It was at that point that Dr. Jacobs realized he had forgotton to put on his RUS suit and that his life was in grave danger. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2820 Well, umm, I always told them to put the cheese at the beginning of the maze. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2821 Honey I shrunk the scientist 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2822 Two minutes thirteen seconds. Pay up Cheeseball. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
2823 We should've had you run the maze before the genetic modifications. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
2824 According to the laws of quantum mechanics, you have already eaten the cheese. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2825 We're having a cat problem in the office. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2826 I think we see eye to eye on this. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
2827 It's an HR thing. We all have to participate, and no cheese. It's never cheese. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
2828 What do you say we find the cheese and both cut out early? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2829 The good news is, since the pandemic you are the only rat in the office full time. The bad news is, our data shows, that despite all of your rage, you are indeed still just a rat in a cage. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2830 Reversed Roles 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2831 Go straight through until you hit the Dunkin' Donuts on your left. Take your next right and... 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2832 I’m going to be racing you, and the first one to exit the maze gets Gruyère! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2833 It’s still a maze in the Rat Race, only now you’ll call it a cubicle… 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2834 I know, they're down-sizing search. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
2835 Go ahead and roar! What can it hurt? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2836 . . . and after the third left, just follow the yellow brick road. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
2837 Bear with me, this is my first head-to-head study. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2838 Do you know where the cheese is located, kind sir? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2839 Which way to the tiramisu? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2840 But if I give you the cheese now it would sort of negate the whole point of the experiment. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2841 I've been trying to contact you about your vehicle's extended warranty. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2842 This is your test, not mine. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2843 I know it’s stupid, but if your looking over the walls I can’t count it. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2844 As you are so large, just look over the walls to find the cheese. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
2845 The secret to lasting around here is to just blend in. Oh, and ditch the clipboard. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2846 I think you should have taken the left turn at Albuquerque." 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2847 Buffy's doing very well, but Mick's having trouble navigating the system. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2848 We’ve run out of cheese, so this one’s just for fun. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
2849 You just weren't cutting it,kid. 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
2850 Okay, this time you're in the lead. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2851 You'll give me a head start?? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2852 So. It's the first right, then the second left. Right? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2853 Your first instruction: I am not the cheese. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2854 You're right. I do feel this sense of never-ending fear 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2855 The people who experimented on you work in these cubicles. There’s no other way out. Have fun. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2856 If you break out, take me with you. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2857 Yes, we do finish with the cheese course. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2858 I'm hoping that's not baby weight. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2859 The key is to learn to walk on your hind legs. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2860 I could tell you where the cheese is, but I'd have to kill you. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2861 They’re silently judging us. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2862 I said I taste like chicken, not cheese. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2863 So, if I make it out of here, you'll sign off on my thesis? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2864 My shrink tells me that I take empathy too far. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2865 It’s a physical representation of Form 1040. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2866 I'm an undergraduate. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2867 We moved your cheese. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2868 Don't forget. This is not a test. It's a lifestyle. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2869 Actually, this is my office. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2870 It's not your size we're interested in; it's the size of your brain. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2871 You figured it out yet? I'm lost! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2872 On your mark, get set, go! 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2873 Can you help me find Dr. Katz? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2874 Psssst…up on your hind legs and you’ll see the way out. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2875 There will be however be an asterisk next to your lab ID tag and perfomance due to your steroid usage. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2876 The cheese moved itself. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2877 We feel you'll come out big in this test. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2878 Mouse to Man: Who moved *my* cheese, Darren? 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2879 We're all really in a simulation, if you think about it. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2880 'It appears as if I have joined control group A'. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2881 I don’t know how I keep getting talked into these office happy hours. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2882 Skidaddle! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2883 . 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2884 "What do you mean, 'Just give me the cheese or else.'" 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2885 Is it just me or did you outgrow this place? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
2886 I don't recommend looking for a mouse hole-just be careful not to scare the cat. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2887 Now don't forget -- it's right, left, 3 rights, left, right, left, left again, then right. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2888 After the last time, we decided to level the playing field! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
2889 Well I wouldn’t exactly call them “droppings. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2890 I have no idea where your cheese went. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2891 It's all relative-either you grew or I shrank. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2892 Obviously everything's been scaled up a bit, including the cheese. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2893 Well where do we go you know this place better than me 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2894 This has gotten way out of hand and proportion. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2895 I guess this is where the teacher becomes the student. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2896 It’s time for your performance review and frankly, there is a lot of mouldy cheese out there 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2897 You were turned down from Chuck E. Cheese but now you want to audition for a live-action remake of Ratatouille? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2898 And lastly, no more growth hormone experiments for you. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2899 You’re really not going to show me the way out? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2900 Welcome to the roadent Olympics 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2901 If you succeed, next up is a presidential campaign launch on Twitter. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2902 Just imagine this is Florida and you're trying to get away from their governor. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2903 We've been feeding you too much maize. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2904 Yes, the cheese at the exit is vegan as you requested. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2905 If you help me out of this, I promise I'll boost your GPA from previous tests 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2906 It's not a rat race if you never leave the maze. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2907 Which way to the bathroom? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2908 Why don't you believe me when I tell you size doesn't matter? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2909 OK, this isn't funny anymore. Where are my car keys? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2910 The cheese was actually the journey the whole time 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2911 What type of cheese? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2912 This wasn't what I had in mind when I applied to Undercover Boss. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2913 We feel that you aren’t taking the labyrinth experiment seriously, Edward. Honestly, who has ever heard of a centaur wearing a mouse costume? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2914 Now that you can talk t it doesn't make sense to try to motivate you with a bit of cheese but I do have to tell you it is an excellent Gorgonzola piccante. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2915 I cannot help you, I am a bit lost myself. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2916 Yes,genetic engineering is obviously a two-way street! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2917 No,YOU will run the maze. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2918 Never trust Alice to bring the drinks. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2919 Actually, I just use google maps. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2920 Then it's a deal: You get me out, I'll waive the co-pay. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2921 No, Gerald, I certainly don't think your ears are too big-- 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2922 We just want to see if we need to widen the aisles in the maze. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2923 I'm sorry, your son must be missing for atleast 48 hrs. before we can send out a " Missing Mouse" Report. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2924 No, this is not part of some evil experiment, will you just go to your office! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2925 They said you could help us locate the Big Cheese... 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2926 No, you cannot use GPS navigation. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2927 You’ve been bred to be quite large and understand language. What we want to know now is can you handle a maze? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2928 You've been amazing, but all departments are cutting staff. Go see the HR cat. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2929 You should have been a member of the Roy family. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2930 Sorry,I waited but I got hungry and ate the cheese for lunch! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2931 Spending cuts. Now I also work for cheese. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2932 I’ll explain later, but right now I need you to show me how to get to the bathroom. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2933 We're going to need a bigger maze." N. Barry Greenhouse, NY 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2934 Please don't take this the wrong way. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2935 Now remember what I taught you! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2936 After the maze test, we'l check your soft cheese skills. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2937 I thought we could try something different today… 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2938 Again? You have a serious addiction to cheese. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2939 Boss said I had to work on empathy. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2940 It escalated when I picked on Phil for bogus his “shrinking ray” but sure enough, the guy was onto something. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2941 One of us is in for a long day. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2942 Since being reduced I can really empathize with your frustration. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2943 okay, look .. I’m depending on you .. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2944 It's only a clerical position, but you'll have your own cubicle. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
2945 I seem to be a bit lost here for some reason..., do you know where the big cheese is? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2946 You'll run the maze as a formality. The funders have already told me what to conclude. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2947 Mickey, today we test you for age-related cognitive decline. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2948 A heads-up...we've made a few changes since last time. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2949 So, if cheese is no longer satisfying . . . 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2950 Come on, it just looks like cheese holes to me. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2951 Don’t ask me. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2952 Sorry, the Big Cheese decided to work from home today. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2953 Sustainable AND vegan. I think we can make that happen. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2954 We usually leave a little piece of cheese at the end of these but — given your size — we went with one of those comically large wheels of Parmesan you find in Italian delis. We had a good laugh about that in the hypothesis stage. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2955 Have a look around and let me know if this meets your needs. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2956 Just because I’m standing alone it doesn’t mean I’m cheese. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2957 We've controlled for variables, so let's race. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2958 I think you meant to take a right down the hallway 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2959 Don't you think I'm a bit over qualified for this? 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2960 Congratulations! My job was to Rat-ify the data, I’m a-mazed you completed in three minutes. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2961 So…next step will be for you to meet the Big Cheese. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2962 They promised I would be part of the control group. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
2963 If you have any trouble finding your desk let me know. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2964 Now, do you know how to get out of here? 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
2965 I had a hunch when I saw the size of you. So, Yankees fan or Mets fan? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2966 You want me to run as fast as I can and find pie charts? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2967 So we found the cheese -- now how do we get out? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2968 No peeking. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2969 Where was I January 6th? Where were you? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2970 Try to find the big cheese 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2971 Your guess is as good as mine, pal. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2972 How many times do I have to explain this? These are cubicals, not a maze. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2973 Some days I feel trapped in this job. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2974 Large, thin crust, quadruple cheese pizza, no onions. Got it! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2975 There are no winners here. Just give it your best. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2976 Let me get this straight, there's a Big Mac and large fries waiting for me if I can get through the maze? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2977 Squeak twice if it’s left, left, right, left, right. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2978 There’s cheese? I thought this would lead to a career. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2979 And no,you can't use your navigation app. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2980 If you’ll show me the way out, I’ll give you this clipboard. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2981 I thought you worked from home on Tuesday. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2982 Working together, I'm sure we can beat this maze. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2983 So you're the rat in the office. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2984 Think of it as more of a labyrinth than a maze; instead of cheese there's wisdom... 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2985 It makes Hampton Court seem very easy. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2986 I’ve been trying to prove it to you all along, no matter what you do it doesn’t scale up. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2987 Frankly, I'm just happy these walls can't talk or I would never live this down. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2988 I wish you had told me earlier about the lactose intolerance. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2989 First, show me the way out, then you get the cheese. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2990 So when I reach the end, then what? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2991 First we will see HR then you will get some mandatory diversity and inclusivity training. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2992 I am the big cheese around here. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2993 Honey, I shrunk the animal tester. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2994 You’re right, the white is kind of bleak. How would you feel about hedges? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2995 Ummm do you remember the way out? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2996 Our studies indicate that you have been a bit too successful at finding the cheese 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
2997 Do you consent to be in this double-blind study? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
2998 I don't understand it. Your feed is non-GMO. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
2999 The growth and intellect experiments have been extraordinarily successful! Welcome to the Accounting department. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
3000 I don't think you are the right fit for the job. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3001 Nice try Ralph......but back to the lab as you are not scheduled for this experiment! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
3002 You say you're wireless? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
3003 I realize you've been here a long time but I still am not allowed to lead you out. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
3004 Why yes, I do hate dreaming about work too. Weird... 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3005 Listen, I'm the Big Cheese around here... wait, why are you drooling?" 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3006 OK, I'll follow YOU. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3007 For a country mouse, you're discrediting a lot of cultural biases. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3008 Directions? You want directions? Well that kind of defeats the purpose doesn’t it? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3009 How long have you been stuck in here? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3010 Just how long have you been in the maze finding treats? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3011 Yes, most gym rats enjoy this kind of workout! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3012 I AM The Big Cheese. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3013 I’m sorry but the lab has gone vegan. You walked right past the carrot. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3014 I’ve worked here for five years, and I still don’t know the way to the restroom. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3015 Mouse: Now let's see if you can find the cheese. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3016 Well done Malcolm, now we are both lost" 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3017 „Just act naturally like I‘m not there.“ 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3018 Excuse me, mam- do you know the way to the cheese department?’ 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3019 If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
3020 At least you get food for free 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3021 As with all research participants, you get a stipend, travel expenses and, when completed, a nice piece of cheese. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3022 Your job, if you choose to accept it ….. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3023 And here's your cubicle. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3024 Come on Mickey, do I go right or left ??? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3025 Now I've explained this three times - our ultimate goal is to determine if growth hormones decrease cognitive functioning in athletes." 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3026 Just try it out, I think you'll be gouda at it. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3027 I see you do this quite often and are good at it... 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3028 Excuse me, can you direct me towards the cheese? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3029 Not so easy once you're in here, huh? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3030 I put the cheese on your desk. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3031 Hey, aren't you that mouse that I saw in the New Yorker Cartoon Contest a few months ago? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3032 I'd like to speak with whoever's in charge! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3033 ...and now I'm found. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3034 We really feel that you've overgrown your position and we're going to have to let you go! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3035 This is awkward but how do you get out of here? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3036 Are you lost too? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3037 Well, it took me 12 minutes longer than you. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3038 Our growth hormone study has been successful. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3039 Its final...no more growth hormone! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3040 Tell you what... I'll give you the cheese and we'll just call it a day. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3041 Yes, it is more challenging, but you can use the exercise. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3042 I’m just the lab assistant. You need the Big Cheese and he’s around here somewhere. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3043 We are closing in on deal to raise maze limit. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3044 Watch out. Its a trap! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3045 Regardless of our previous relationship, I could really use your help here. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3046 No: it didn't say "Eat me!" 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3047 I really appreciate you giving me the pen and clipboard, but why can't I just use Google Maps? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3048 This is not what I meant by meta-analysis. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3049 … so, long story short, the DAGGONE DAWG DUNNIT! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
3050 There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3051 So I finally meet the famous Lab-yrinth Rat 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3052 Welcome to the reverse psychology unit. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3053 Looks like you can show me the way to the big cheese. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3054 Sorry, but I don't know where the nearest cheese shop is. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3055 Hi! My name is Alice! 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3056 Too big for your boots...eh. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3057 I guess I really am the Big Cheese around here" 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3058 I said I was looking for a bigger house 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3059 I've never gotten this lost in my own work like this. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3060 Due to the failing debt-ceiling talks, we are having to switch to processed cheese. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
3061 And the first one’s got to eat it. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3062 Now you know why we call it the human Rat Race.. any questions 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3063 You're tall enough, so just stretch yourself and peek over the tops of the partitions." 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3064 Yes, the Lab has confirmed the horkone level in your cheese… 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3065 I'm hard to find. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
3066 I've offered you practically my whole savings to help me get out of this maze! What more could you possibly want?! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3067 See Ms. Pomeratz in Accounts Payable. She has the six-foot high piece of cheese we spoke about. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3068 Remember, you’re smart enough, you’re good enough, and people like you. Not to mention, you’re a big fat rat that’ll do anything for a piece of cheese. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3069 This time, no jumping. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3070 This is not a Union maze. We don't even pay the other rats 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3071 Just do what comes naturally. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3072 And somewhere in here, you'll get a chance to meet the Big Cheese 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3073 now I'll need a shovel to clean up after your run 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3074 You might be wondering why we have so many cartoons with mice in mazes as experiments on our readers 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3075 You'll be disappointed by the size of the cheese. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3076 Yeah, well remember what happened the last time, Mister 'do it my way ?' Disney said 'We don't care if he can talk, no pants, no deal'. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3077 I'm still unclear on the instructions... but apparently I'm supposed to race you so I can afford shelter? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3078 In this test the reward isn’t cheese, it’s the friends you meet along the way. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3079 Do you also like cheese? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3080 You’re right. It IS subjective. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
3081 Just back from New York, eh? How's the subway? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3082 Excuse me, but do you know the way out of here? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3083 I told you. Turn left at the cheese NOT eat the cheese! Geeze! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3084 I can't lead you out but I can get you a nice cubicle near the entrance. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3085 I'll use the pad to draw a map, so I don't get lost! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3086 You Look A Maze Ing 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3087 The experiment worked. Now how do I get out of here? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3088 This experiment has been terminated, please find your own way out. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3089 We don't need your permission to move the cheese 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3090 If you slow it down a little, I can arrange treats at the end. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3091 Remember, I cannot help you. I'm only here to observe. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3092 I’d do better with a reward of tenure and associated respect from my peers. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3093 Maybe you could let one of the others be first to the cheese for a while. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3094 Remember - no jumping allowed! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3095 Oh, it's down there on the left left right left right right. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3096 I take exception to portraying my life’s work as another rat race. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3097 The challenge is still there, but my lactose intolerance makes it far less rewarding. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3098 I guess now that I’m on your level, I understand why you’re having so much difficulty. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3099 I am not the big cheese here. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3100 I told you 3rd left, 2nd right, and 6th left 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3101 Pardon me, could you point me towards the exit? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3102 Have you heard the good news about cheese? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3103 Ok, I’ll see if I can find you some apartment options with more rooms and less hallways 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3104 Your job will be to lead tour groups. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3105 Where can I get a bite to eat around here? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3106 No, I haven't tried it myself. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3107 For the tenth time, find the path leading to the cheese. Don't just tear it all to pieces. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3108 Yikes! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3109 And all I get is a piece of cheese? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3110 WELCOME TO IKEA HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
3111 I have the cheese motherload if you can show me the way out. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3112 You're being transferred to our theme park division. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3113 A rat suit for clinical trials is decidedly 'de rigueur'. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3114 If I told you, that would be cheating. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3115 You're our last hope. She hasn't been seen since the quarterly report was due. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3116 I've been here for hours please show me the way out. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3117 Overeating is the goal. Cheese is the means. Ready, Set and Go! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3118 Am I growing larger or is the maze of life growing smaller? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3119 You're just not cut out for this rat race. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3120 I'll show you where the exit is if you give me a ride. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3121 So in this round, can I use my clipboard for notes to find my way out? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3122 Excuse me; I’m looking for the men’s room? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3123 If you go right, I'll go left, okay? They should have found a smaller rat. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3124 No,YOU lead the way 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3125 Sure, go ahead. You never outgrow your inner child. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3126 Go straight, take the third right, the second left, and Cheesetique will be straight ahead. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3127 I like to think of us both as medium-sized, actually. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3128 Promise, it's not as hard as it looks... 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3129 I wish I could, but I'm kind of lost here myself. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3130 We want you back in the maze two days a week as part of our hybrid work policy. Is that a problem? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3131 This place gets a little confusing and you could get lost. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3132 Please tell me how to get out of here. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3133 What do you mean you don't eat cheese! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3134 This was the biggest maze we could get. No peeking. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3135 Thank you for guiding me out." 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3136 It took me three hours, did YOUmove the cheese? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3137 Take a left, then right, then left again. . . 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3138 If you find your way out, it turns into a remote position. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3139 Yes, this is deep research 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3140 Who you calling schizo!! 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3141 No peaking over the walls. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3142 Look at you! I warned you not to overdo the maze running for the chocolate fudge reward. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3143 Your appointment has been moved to exam room 13D, wherever that is. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3144 Yes, it retrospect some signs would've been nice. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3145 Maze, no. You're here to find your way out of a cube farm. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3146 I do love you, but I just don't see how it would work out -- I'm already married. And please tell me the way out of this maze? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3147 From now on, you’re going to be rewarded with low-fat cheese. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3148 Aren’t you rather large for this experiment? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3149 Just so you know...the reward at the end is Camembert, not Swiss. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3150 I'm with Remy, the rat from the popular cartoon, who dreams of becoming a world-famous chef. If you let me go, I'll cook you a ratatouille so delicious you'll lick your fingers 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3151 No, their office cubicles. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3152 Okay, instead of finding a way out, how about revising the hypothesis? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3153 Our comprehensive studies reveal that you're a big rat. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3154 What do you mean you’re going on strike? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3155 Pardon me sir, are you registered to vote? 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
3156 Sorry Governor, but our test audience doesn’t like Ron the Rat.. they still prefer Mickey Mouse. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3157 You’ve never seen it??? Well, there’s this guy played by Cliff Robertson… 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3158 Caught in our own maze, are we ? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3159 Not gonna lie to you, I’ve no idea where the stolen cheese is 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3160 I know it’s a lot to ask, Jim, but all the research indicates you are the only one who can get us out of this mess. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3161 Could you put off your next growth spurt until we build the next maze? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3162 I find the best cheeses at Essex Market. Where do you do your research? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3163 It's true; we've become redundant. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3164 I’ve already given you all the cheese. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3165 Yes, if you find the cheese you can eat it. Definitely. Now please step back. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3166 No peeking over the maze walls. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3167 I’m A-mazed you found me. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3168 I know, but "human race" was already taken. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3169 We supersized the cheese too! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3170 It's true. We're downsizing." 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3171 I’m really starting to regret designing this with cheese instead of an exit. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3172 OK, now let’s see if the IQ hormone worked as well as the growth hormone 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3173 Climbing over any of the walls is prohibited. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3174 This is no time to get depressed 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3175 I believe your word for it is ‘karma’ 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3176 Run it by me again how to think like a mouse and escape this damned maze. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3177 You were right, it sucks down here. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3178 On you mark.... 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3179 Unfortunately,this training is not available in a remote environment. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3180 I think this one got into the wrong bottle 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3181 Okay, okay, we genetically altered you - but how else can we build a better mousetrap? Take one for the team. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3182 Just go as far as you can 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3183 And as soon as you’re finished, we’ll meet for drinks. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3184 Unfortunately, the growth of cheese follows a different index. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3185 I told you we would get lost. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3186 A cat! No, I’m hiding from the depressing reality of American democracy. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3187 And, most critical is this truism… “It’s always the SECOND mouse that gets the cheese!” 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3188 Just be glad you're not a hamster on a wheel. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3189 And more growth hormones are at the end. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3190 I think you are winning this one. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3191 Finding your way out is the prize 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3192 Don't worry. We have a larger piece of cheese. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3193 In Florida we believe in a level playing field. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3194 And they expect me to take his rectal temperature? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3195 I'll give you a whole wheel of cheese if you show me the egress." 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3196 Ok, you win that one. How about 2 out of 3? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3197 No fair peeking over the top now. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3198 If I show you the way out will you share your growth pills? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3199 You'll enjoy this way of meeting the other interns. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3200 The big cheese? No, I'm just a lab technician 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3201 Can you direct me to the nearest exit? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3202 I have given you a clipboard and pen. That should help you,navigate the maze. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3203 Don’t worry. You got this. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3204 Sorry, eating cheese is forbidden during the study. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3205 You're probably wondering why I've brought you here. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3206 This experiment has to stop now. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3207 I'm sorry that you feel too grown up for this game. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3208 Are you a man or a mouse? No, seriously... 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3209 Frankly, I'm surprised we made it this far. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3210 But how do you feel about the maze? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3211 Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3212 I'm sorry, Clarissa. This has been wonderful, but it's time for me to go back. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3213 It’s all the pizza 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3214 Okay, fine. A lifetime supply of cheese and free Netflix. Now get me back to my office. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
3215 OK, yes, I am indeed lost. Will you please again show me the way out of here? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3216 You were right, this maze is impossible to finish. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3217 Do you mind if I use a portion of the maze as my work cubicle? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3218 I have it on good authority it's pecorino this time. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3219 Honest, I have no idea who moved your cheese. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3220 This is the end of the test,now, you need to tell me how to get out ! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3221 What do you mean, what am I doing here? I live here!! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3222 You need to move along, even if you don’t like cheese. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3223 Thanks, but I really prefer my hamster wheel! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3224 We hire only those who are able to find their desk. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3225 I ate the cheese first. Loser. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3226 Clearly I’m not the big cheese around here. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3227 We can't go on meeting like this, statistically speaking. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3228 I'm sorry Sir, but your insurance is inversely proportional to your siz 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3229 Can you help me get outta this place?! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3230 Flowers for everyone. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3231 How do we get out of here? 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
3232 Hello, I am looking for the Cheese Shop 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3233 Why yes, office cubicles do resemble rat mazes, now that you mention it. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3234 I'm sure glad you aren't a cat! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3235 We’re going to lay off the growth hormone for now. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3236 My assistant is about 5'8", brown hair, glasses... 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3237 We can tell you are bigger. We want to find out if you are smarter. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3238 So, do I tell the front office boys that the new drug promotes growth or that it just makes mice out of men? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3239 No, we won't be providing larger cheese. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3240 Secure your position under the chef’s hat and await further instruction. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3241 I'm looking for the rat who shrank me." 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3242 C'mon, you get paid the same whether you try or not, right? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3243 I’m not allowed to tell you if you are a man or a mouse. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3244 I will be shadowing you for the entire experiment. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3245 The good news is that you will be remembered forever as a metaphor for pointless endeavors. I try not to think about what that says about the guy who sits here watching you for hours. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
3246 Company restructuring, we've moved your cheese again. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
3247 I must say your work has been been amazing. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
3248 I said four times a day. Not 40! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3249 So let me get this straight… You’ve lost the cheese and need MY help? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3250 Well, mr. Cheese, it seems like we’re stuck in this rat race together 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
3251 Science has lost its way. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3252 Get me one brick of feta and one of cheddar. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3253 Remember all the labyrinth training? It was actually a work space, we call it 'cubicles' 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3254 The maze is a little tricky, but we little people always offer this advice to those starting the journey: Just follow the yellow brick road." 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3255 Yes, it's not just a maze here, but also a big rat race! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3256 Finding the cheese will be far more satisfying than just eating me. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3257 What do you mean, "The cheese stands alone"? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3258 Your cubicle is located next to the large pile of cheese. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3259 I'm hoping you can show me around the place. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3260 Remember Now! If you don't return, I Love You. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3261 All that maze running has kept your weight in check, but I can’t explain why you’re in the 95 percentile for height. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3262 No overtime, but if you're lucky there's Gruyere. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3263 You'll never survive out there! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3264 Well,Algernon,I'm afraid I did too good a job: this maze really is impossible. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3265 Sorry, Tiny. Sometimes experiments go awry. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3266 After an analysis of your genome . . . you are disqualified! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3267 It’s as if I’m looking in the mirror. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3268 I'm going to ask Alice, I think she'll know. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3269 Alright, I must admit... It's harder than it looks. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3270 If I can find the cheese as fast as I did the last time , your going to be out of work 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3271 Let’s compare genitals 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3272 The bad news is this maze ends in a grisly death, but the good news? My shrink ray works! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3273 Stay away from the salad bar. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3274 You met me at a very strange time in my life. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3275 So you are a proponent of late stage capitalism, I am guessing. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3276 The ambiance is fair, but the cheese is to die for. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3277 Downsizing getting that bad? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3278 You are amazing! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3279 Show me the way to the next whiskey bar, oh don't ask why - J Morrison 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3280 Viagra has gotten out of control! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3281 Well,I guess you found the Big Cheese. Never guessed he worked in a cubicle, too. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3282 When you find the exit, come back and show me the way out. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3283 I'm lost too . . . lost about so, so many things. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3284 Hey, lead me out and I'll take you to the cheese! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3285 Every mouse gets a prize. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3286 Welcome aboard. Can I give you a tour of our new facili—you know what? I’m sure you’ll figure it out. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3287 How long have you been in here? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3288 No, for the big cheese you have to take two rights before you turn left. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3289 Well, as a matter of fact, I can think of a better way to celebrate the surprising outcome of our last project together. Wouldn't coauthorship be more valuable to you in the long run than timing me as I run through this maze? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3290 I'm as confused as you are. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3291 Now see if you can find your way through the maze....or don't, it's completely up to you 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3292 Try not to cheat. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3293 But if you don't try to find your way out, we're not allowed to give you, or your family, the cheese. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3294 Forget the cheese. When you get out, grab the ray gun and point it at me. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3295 You have grown. The maze has grown. But you still haven’t found the cheese. We may want to just call a spade a spade. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3296 No, you don't get to choose the type of cheese, any other questions? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3297 No, there is no cheese, but your cubicle is over there. Work hard for thirty years , then retire. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3298 You’re hired. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3299 You get to choose your cubicle today. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3300 So you're the big cheese. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3301 You’re familiar with the work of Rick Moranis? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3302 Yes, authentication via mouse maze only requires two trips now. You’ll be online in a jiffy as soon as Mickey gets back. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3303 This is amazeing! aren't you amoused? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3304 I'm looking for the fridge. Any ideas? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3305 The fate of humanity is in your hands; no pressure. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3306 It's a test, but if you'd rather join me for a cocktail just say so. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3307 Have you seen a martini around here? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3308 Can you point me in the direction of the Ladies' Room? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3309 I'm lost. Which way is out? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3310 Ok! I know this is weird, but I wanted to meet you up close and personal. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3311 Finally we see eye to eye on this experiment! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3312 You obviously found the food when the bell rang 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3313 Excessive food consumption, growth hormones, and lack of interest in running through the maze: That's my diagnosis. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3314 I'm sorry, there is no cheese at the end, but we will dissect your brain for free. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3315 Godot went which way? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3316 If I had a nickel for every time this happened, I’d have two nickels - which isn’t a lot, but it’s kinda weird that it’s happened twice. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3317 any more suggestions? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3318 I hope the cheese I ate for lunch doesn't throw you off. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3319 What do you mean you're a-mazed that you have to do this again? 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3320 So you are Al's big brother...I'm amazed how much you have grown. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3321 OK, no more hormone shots. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
3322 You want answers? I'll give you answers! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3323 The Humboldt Fog is similar to yesterday’s triple cream Brie, but with a hint of Bleu. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3324 So, I’m guessing you haven’t seen Undercover Boss? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3325 I'm sorry, but I couldn't find a way through.. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3326 The experiment is to see if you can escape this rat race. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3327 This is a lot harder than it looks. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3328 Ever get the feeling you're being watched? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3329 Never mind that. I still control the cheese allotments. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3330 Will count the calories after you play maze for cheeze. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3331 Remember, your cubicle is A24, and should be easier to find since you seem to have grown at an alarming rate. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3332 Let me show you how it's done. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3333 We appreciate your interest, but we've decided to go in a different direction. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3334 I'm new here. Which way to the bathroom? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3335 Cheese doesn't really motivate me... 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3336 I told you we would find a way to be together, my love. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3337 Your resume says that you're pharm-raised. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3338 Darn it, I forgot today was costume day. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3339 It's not a maze. I just need your help to find my cubicle. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3340 You'll be timed for your best two out of three. Good luck! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3341 You still need to work a little on your maze skills, but you growth-hormone diet seems to be working like gang-busters." 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3342 You're gonna' fit right in here. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3343 No peeking. You must stay on all fours. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3344 You were better at this before the lockdown. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3345 C'mon now get going now , there's 4 pieces of cheese ! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3346 We’ll need to look outside of this location if you want an open concept floor plan 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3347 The job description clearly stated, "Other duties as assigned." 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3348 What can I say, I've always loved a good corn maze. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3349 Frankly, I can't figure it out either. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3350 Can you help me find my NIH grant? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3351 You have to let another mouse find the cheese 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3352 You do know the way out, right? 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
3353 My favorite food? Why do you ask? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3354 Before we get started, I'd like to apologize for the electric shocks. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3355 At least they give you some food when you finish each experiment... 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3356 Have you seen my cheese? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3357 Get me out of here,and you get to be the one wearing the white coat. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3358 Look, who's in charge here? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3359 "My bad. We're out of giant cheese, so don't bother." 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3360 Geeez,Harold,I told you to stay out of the DNA lab. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3361 Of Mouse and Man. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3362 Work, amirite? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3363 We both want the cheese, and we're going to have to work together to get it. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3364 I'm totally lost. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3365 Sorry, we're closed today. They couldn't locate the end" 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3366 One a scale of 1 to 10 how trapped do you feel? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3367 You don't want the competition to have any advantage, so try to keep your ears down. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3368 Per your request, the cheese will be Giant Gouda. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3369 The cheese wasn't organic so we had to start over. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3370 Remember, not fair jumping over the walls! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3371 It can still be a valid test if you'd only give me a hint. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3372 You have mousey disease 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3373 I’d have been here sooner but it took me forever to navigate. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3374 Let’s be real! We just create the mazes. We don’t actually know how to go go through them. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3375 And remember the reward is cheese-CHEESE. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3376 It’s a wheel of camembert the size of Rhode Island. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3377 You're too big for this sort of thing! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3378 Please show me the way out. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3379 I can't get over the feeling that we are being watched 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3380 I’ve wasted my life. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3381 'I think you're going to fit right in.' 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3382 I have been lost in this MAZE so long I have mutated into a mouse the size of a horse. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3383 Sorry but remote work isn't really an option with this job. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
3384 You have really bad mouse breath! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3385 Because of all the cheese. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3386 It's not emmentaler, but please do your best. Our grant proposal depends on it. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3387 At Disney,all mice play multiple roles and the Magic Kingdom Tunnel system gets you from Cinderella’s Castle to the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party in 60 seconds flat. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3388 Today, you get to search for “the big cheese.” 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3389 Somebody moved 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3390 Yes, I know Gouda is more pungent than cheddar, sorry not in the budget. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3391 No there isn't a prize. But you'll have the satisfaction of improving your cognitive functioning as protection against the aging process. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3392 But we heightened the cubicle walls for YOUR security! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3393 Beats me too. It’s either a Will Shortz thing, or David Remnick thing. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3394 You must have shaken the medication when you were supposed to stir it. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3395 You are asking ME for directions? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3396 Ok, what’s this big secret 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3397 The good news is there is cheese at the centre. The bad news is it’s vegan 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3398 I understand your preference for brie but I’m afraid you’ll only find cheddar. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3399 I did it for you. All of it. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3400 Your lab coat needs tailoring. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3401 Y’know, I didn’t really think the shrink ray would work. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3402 Rat race is out. This is now known as the human race. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3403 Now that I've proven my intelligence by creating a shrink ray from Babybel cheese wrappers and the wires of my cage, let's see how fast YOU can run the maze. No, I won't tell you which sections have electrified floors, and that's MR. Algernon to you. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3404 Would you help me get out of here? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3405 Hello Ma'am, How do I get to Altmann's Lab? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3406 Our goal is to predict outcomes by studying behaviors. Your goal is to find the cheese. My goal is not to be eaten. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3407 I see what you mean about the inefficacy of my rage. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3408 look how far I went in order to find you 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3409 « As a researcher, I’m a strong advocate of participant observation » 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3410 So we’re agreed. I don’t grow an ear on your back, and you show me how to get the hell out of here. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3411 The irony is that, this time, they want me to go through the maze. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3412 Your not allowed to consume me in the maze. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3413 We had to conduct a larger study. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
3414 Well. I wonder how The New Yorker will caption THIS? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3415 This research project is bigger than both of us! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3416 First one to find the cheese gets the grant. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3417 Mark my words! You rat. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3418 There's been a glut in maze jokes so there's no way out of this one. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3419 We're putting you on the escape room accounts. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3420 Once you find your way through, key in everything from your résumé into our online form, answer a few questions about your genus and species, take a 120-question personality test and hit ‘Submit.’ If you don’t hear from us, just do it all again. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3421 Did you happen to see a comfortable retirement at the end of that tunnel? 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
3422 Sorry, we don't have a non-dairy option this week. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3423 The lab has shifted to a flat organizational structure. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3424 I think the acid just kicked in. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3425 I knew I shouldn’t have been snacking in the lab 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
3426 We were advised to increase the sample size for this study. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3427 We have to close the exercise facility, the company's going back to on-site work. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3428 Someone ate their Wheaties this morning. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3429 I find your grievance out of proportion. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3430 I think you are lost. You are supposed to be in the sewer. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3431 I injected you with the wrong serum. Please don’t tell my boss. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3432 No, you cannot use the GPS on your phone. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3433 No, you don't get the cheese until you finish the maze, you tricked me once and they made me take an IQ test." 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3434 No, you haven't grown, I've shrunk. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3435 Umm... I may have made a wrong turn back there. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3436 Hasn’t been the same since they cut out the snacks… 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3437 We're testing the effect of growth hormones on problem solving 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3438 Sorry - the bot AI algorithm got me on a circle. Mind to share a mice folks' path-in-the-labyrinth strategy? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3439 Why do want my white coat, clipboard and pen? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3440 Suggestions? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3441 Today it’s Swiss, take it or leave it! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3442 I'm sure you'll find this position much easier to navigate than your previous employment as a beloved theme park mascot. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3443 I’m sorry, the sign for the labyrinth says free maze, not free corn. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3444 That makes no difference. Being born here is just one criterium for the presidency. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3445 You should be able to ace this maze with flying colors! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3446 I want you to really hard going through the maze this time after the drug I gave you because I smell a Nobel . 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3447 Cheese tastes better. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3448 Okay. I’ll run the maze this time…Sir! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3449 You're not just a big mouse. You're an X-Mouse with a mission. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3450 If I’m not back by sundown, come looking for me. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3451 I knew my father's invention would come in handy one day. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3452 I need you to finish this in record time so I can extend my grant and cure Alzheimer’s. No pressure. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3453 I'm lost, too. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3454 If you find the way out...let me know. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3455 I know, I know, you're thinking 'where's the cheese?' but isn't life about the journey? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3456 Restroom? Go left, then right, second left, then right . . . 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3457 Don’t tell me you found the wheel of cheese 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3458 Sorry. Let's go. Someone moved the cheese. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3459 Wonder if you can sell a burial plot. Can you donate it and write it off on your taxes? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3460 …take as much time as you need but remember, this is a timed test. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3461 Do you have any idea how to get out of here? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3462 What do you mean Steinbeck had no idea what he was talking about? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3463 I’ll grab the wine and meet you there 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3464 O.K. Double or nothing and this time no jumping the walls. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3465 I know what you're thinking, but bend over and spread your legs. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3466 If you don't get this right, neither of us is going home. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3467 Have you considered doing your job remotely? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3468 I'm directionally challenged: can you tell me how to get out of here? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3469 Sure, it’s a rat race, but at least yours comes with cheese. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3470 The fine print in our contract is a metaphor. As in life, there are more 'Noes' than 'Yeses' so, even if you can smell the cheese and see the cheese, it doesn't mean there is actually cheese to be had. We'll start after my cheese break. Just stand there and keep away from the walls. The last participant knocked them all down with his tail. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3471 See, what I can't understand is why you gotta come down bringing all this ruckus! Snatching up cheese and everything. My attitude is don't start nothing, won't be nothing! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3472 With the wife and kids gone, I just don't know who I am anymore. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3473 First one out alive gets the Doctorate! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3474 You’ve been so successful with cheese incentives, now we are going try a healthy choice, broccoli. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3475 You're a bit big to be in here. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3476 Let the best rat win. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3477 I swear, I'll put in a good word if you lead me out of this thing. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3478 I have no clue which cubicle is yours. Are you sure you're in the right place? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3479 I see the rat takeover of NYC was successful. When will Chicago, Baltimore, and other Democrat-run cities fall? A literal giant rat could run those cities better! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3480 Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need you. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3481 OK, I know these cubicles superficially resemble your last workplace, but I'm going to need you to stop looking for cheese all the time. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3482 Congratulations! You passed the physical--you're cleared to 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3483 Your not the only species stuck in a maze. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3484 I have the coat and clipboard because I'm smarter. Now, how do we get out of here? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3485 Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you please help me find the exit? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3486 Sorry. We’re just waiting on a bigger cheese. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3487 You win you experiment on me. I win I do it to you. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3488 And so, on that fateful day in October,Benjamin finally learned the definition of ratf*cked. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3489 This experimental therapy may be a path forward. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3490 Go left then right then left again that should bring you to the cheese. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3491 I could do the maze quicker if I didn’t have to carry the clipboard and pen. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3492 For the last time, using turn-by-turn directions on a device is *a* right answer but not *the* right answer. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3493 I'M SORRY, BUT YOU GOT LOST! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3494 I knew that this was bound to happen when we took everything off the market that was bad for you guys. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3495 If you’re so smart, show me the way out. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3496 And for your next challenge, we will see how you navigate existential dread. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3497 No, just knocking down the walls is not an option 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3498 You weren't supposed to find the cheese storage facility. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3499 Sorry for the dekay 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3500 You've graduated at the top of your class, time for you to move on. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3501 Watch it, buster, Nutcracker is just around the corner! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3502 Best laid plans, I suppose 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3503 Sorry, but my going first is not an option 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3504 Your performance hasn't met expectations lately so I wanted to meet you on your level. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3505 We're promoting you to Big Cheese 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3506 It's easy. You'll be amazed! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3507 Congratulations, you have been accepted in our amazing ozempic clinical trial. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3508 You wait here while I go and make sure the cheese is well hidden. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3509 How do I get to the staff lounge? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3510 Does my cubicle come with a standing-desk option? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3511 We know that first day orientation can seem daunting, but we think you’ll find your way around with no trouble. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3512 Do you know if there is anything to eat here other than cheese? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3513 Three days and I'm still lost....but at least I'll get lots of overtime 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3514 We're switching you to veggies at the end of the maze. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3515 The cheese has moved and you need to move on... 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3516 I’ve got a meeting. Can you find your cube on your own? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3517 Well I thought that cheddar was delicious. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3518 You're telling me this maze is easy compared to Wordle? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3519 Disney auditions are on the second floor. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3520 One of us is a rat. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3521 They promised as a reward there's a retirement package at the end of it. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3522 Fine, next time I'll explore and you can observe. But I'm not sharing the cheese! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3523 Our challenge is to find our way out. And that giant kid up there won't let us use GPS. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3524 Let's see how quickly you find the exit, Mr. Big Shot scientist. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3525 OK, once more: You take Ventura to Seventh, take surface streets to The 405 and then turn onto Holiday at the third light. Avoid The 5 at all costs. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3526 Sorry, but with covid no longer a threat, you have to come back to the lab. No more growth hormone testing remotely 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3527 Once more, you are a maz-ing! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3528 Everybody is working from, enjoy playing in the maze 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3529 No, it’s not a maze. Your work cubicle is right behind you. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3530 Remember, it’s lab rats like us who get the real work done. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3531 That's for me to know and you to find out. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3532 When you find Dr. Jones and he refuses to budge, grab him gently by the nape of his neck and bring him out. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3533 Rest assured, I just completed my training in human subjects research. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3534 how do you do this everyday? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3535 Hint: you can see above the maze. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3536 Don't eat the cheese the end - it's spoiled 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3537 Hi, I'm new here. Could you show me the cheese? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3538 So call your lawyer. You run like a Capybara. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3539 Look,forget about any cheese,you need to self-motivate 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3540 Doc, I am not complaining, but now that you have engineered me, I'd like to get rid tail as well as it's hindering my movement. And I definitely need some clothes! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3541 Have you seen Dr. Fromage? 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
3542 They moved my cheese too. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3543 Do you know how to get out from here 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3544 Yeah, they pulled me aside as well and told me it was an accident. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3545 For the thousandth time, yes - you A-MAZE me! 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3546 Best wait for Godot. There's no exit. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3547 What do you mean by ‘It’s a new ballgame’? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3548 Unfortunately, due to budget cuts we cannot increase the size of the cheese reward. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3549 And you will have 11 paid company holidays and a retirement party 40 years later when you finally do escape 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3550 I assure you Mr. Congressman Elect, this IS the Ethics Committee Training Center 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3551 I’m just in a different rat race! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3552 Despite all my rage I am still just a metaphor for the human experience. We are all rats trapped in a meaningless maze, with no direction or purpose, to be studied by someone or something above us, also in a maze. That's existence: An endless maze. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3553 I think this is called a glitch in the Metaverse. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3554 I know it is confusing but it will be worth it after you try the magical white dust mentioned in the ad. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3555 Listen here Mr. Iger…do whatever you got to do. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3556 Ahh...I've been sent to bring you in... 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3557 Algernon, I’m afraid this exceeds your budget! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3558 As I told you, the big cheese works remotely. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3559 I got you, Dude 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3560 You look lost--the growth-hormone experiment is next door... 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3561 Can you point me out to HR’s office please. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3562 The next test will help you distinguish a labyrinth from an emotional dead-end” 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3563 If you think you're lost, try analyzing this data. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3564 Why didn’t you tell us you don’t like blue cheese from the very beginning? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3565 I do not have my GPS with me. Can I just follow you? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3566 Okay. I can show you one last time. After this you'll need to find your own desk. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3567 If you show me the way out I will give you a nice piece of cheese. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3568 I don't care if you're the Big Cheese. Can you just find the big cheese? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3569 Yes I finished,so can you. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3570 Bad news, I'm afraid - Uncle Mickey's place is also a prison 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3571 What,you thought we were all mousy? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3572 No, that definitely IS the objective, but, well, first you need to cultivate relationships. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3573 Not to skew the experiment but do you prefer Gruyere or Smoked Gouda? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3574 You’ll need a full time job before you can get the free cheese 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3575 I think I am more than just a lab rat. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3576 You may have outgrown these research studies. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3577 I've missed you too. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3578 Please please please be April 1st! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3579 Hypothesis confirmed! Rats have evolved to see over the wall. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3580 You will be a-mazed, this a guaranteed dead end job 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3581 Gimme three steps towards the door and all the cheese is yours 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3582 What do you mean what kind of cheese is it? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3583 Gouda luck finding your way out, my dear scientist! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3584 How was your first day of orientation? Tomorrow we will discuss your compensation in carrots. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3585 Take three lefts, four rights , another left and the bathroom is just past the dead end on the right. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3586 Keep your head down, no peeking over the tops of the walls 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
3587 I can assure you Ratt that in this particular situation size will not matter. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3588 Just give me the address to put into my phone 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3589 It doesn’t count if you peak over the walls. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3590 If I told you once I told you twice, the cheese at the end of the maize is not rotten. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
3591 No, at the moment, nothing is available to rent. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
3592 There never is an easy out. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3593 You are such a huge rat.Maybe I'm amazed! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
3594 Since you're gluten-free, we'll use peanut butter. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
3595 Eat the brown cheese, man. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3596 Can you repeat the directions? I was lost in your whiskers. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3597 I was hungry. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
3598 You told me there would be cheese at the center of the maze, where’s the cheese? If I’m not chowing down on some cheddar in five minutes I’m suing. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3599 Umm, could you help me find my office? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3600 Now remember, we really need that new grant money, so... 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3601 Sorry, the cat ate the cheese. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3602 I gouda run. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3603 Sorry. We enjoyed working with you on that last experiment, but you’re overqualified for this one. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3604 This is easier than mousematch.com . 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3605 We supersized the cheese but it still stands alone. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
3606 The crumbs were not a reward, they were for me to get out of here. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3607 OK, if you win, you won’t have to do these mazes anymore, but if I win, you’ll have to get rid of the neighbor’s annoying cat for me. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
3608 Ok. This is what we’ve trained for. Somewhere in this maze is my self-respect. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
3609 I’m not lost, I just want to see if you can find the way out 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3610 My experiment seems to have backfired! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3611 You're welcome to give it a try but you won't be happy with the amount of cheese at the end. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
3612 You cheated by looking over the top. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
3613 If you show me the way out, you'll get your fill of cheese! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
3614 If you look over the walls again,no cheese wheels for a month. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
3615 It's just like when you were a kid, except the walls are electrified. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3616 Your office is the snack room. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
3617 You gotta plan? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
3618 no one but the big cheese... 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3619 No, you can’t just knock down the walls. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
3620 The cheese here is really good. It's brie. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3621 I can make it faster to my cubicle than you can 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3622 You get me out of the maze, I get you out of the lab - I think we see eye to eye. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
3623 How the cheese wheel has turned. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3624 Could you show me the way out? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3625 First one out wins! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3626 I can't say if the cat is dead or alive 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
3627 We're all so grateful for your years of a-maze-ing service to us here at RatRace Industries. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3628 Dr. DeSantis will take you down to size. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3629 I am afraid you might find the piece of cheese at the end to be a tad small. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3630 I'm hoping the suit makes it more fun for you. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3631 May I follow you out? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3632 Agreed,great for you,but the tumour reduction serum has a very different effect on humans. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3633 Just try not to knock it over... 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3634 I don't like it any better than you do but you're still a mouse. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3635 Could you show me the way to the exit? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3636 You've gotta give me a head start! 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3637 Think of it as a lateral promotion. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3638 So just how many more years do you think it will take you to get out of here? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
3639 Even without the super-vitamins, I can’t find the subway, either, sorry. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3640 They're called cubicles here. Same thing. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
3641 Sorry, our research budget doesn't cover Pule. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3642 After I retire good luck getting real cheese. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
3643 I'm new here; where's the exit ? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3644 Where do you suppose I find a cheese store this time of night? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3645 It’s getting harder and harder to conduct objective science. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3646 Lets make small talk. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3647 I'll follow you but I'll pass on the cheese 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3648 Who farted? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
3649 Congratulations on your MA (Maze Ace) Summa Cum Laude 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3650 As your doctor,I have to say,you look AMAZING. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3651 I'm sorry, Scabby. I can only discuss this matter with your union rep. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3652 You want to leave Florida? Turn back and run North! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3653 Did you find the cocaine? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
3654 I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but you’ve outgrown your usefulness here 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3655 No, I don't know how to get Carnegie Hall. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3656 ...and then some idiot put AI in charge of genetic engineering. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
3657 I couldn't find the cheese - can I have another try? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3658 We have replaced the treat at the end with a dairy-free, cheese-like food product. Are you still up for the game? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
3659 Sorry, you can see over the walls 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3660 C'MON cocaine rat, let me ride you bareback! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3661 When the Board said they were shrinking the department’s budget this year, this wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
3662 Wasn’t that my best time so far? 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
3663 Working remotely is not an option. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3664 Sorry to bother you but I am lost here, can you help me to find the way out? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3665 I'm afraid that I lost the maze diagram. You'll have to show me the way out. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3666 You're looking for the Big Cheese... 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3667 When we said bigger & tighter maze ezperiments, we didn't mean bigger participants. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3668 Would you mind taking a short survey about your experience with us? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3669 A man would normally be smarter than a rat, but not with my tiny little head. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3670 Before I begin, let me remind you that my contract stipulates French cheese only. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3671 Would you kindly direct me to the mice lunch room? I hear that the portions are bigger there. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3672 I thought you were bringing the cheese. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3673 Apparently the drug not only increases the size of your memory... 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3674 I see you ate your way through the maze by following the cheese path we laid out. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3675 congratulations, you are the only one to get all the way through to the nuclear cheese. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3676 I’m afraid we’re downsizing but you’ll get a rodentacy 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3677 You mean…all I have to do is get through this maze with a clipboard and a lab coat and I get a 401(k)? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3678 I am a mazed! But you are not supposed to follow me! You have to find your own way out. Then…. you get a treat ! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3679 So, Doctor Jones, we meet again 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3680 We ran out of funding, so if you want to finish the maze, you will need another grant. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3681 Now I understand why cheese hardly seems worth it 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3682 You're looking for the "race" . 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3683 I want to make it very clear to you that this is not a rat race. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3684 But you looked over the top, right? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3685 Trust me; no one moved your cheese. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3686 Remember, no peeking over the top 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3687 Okay fine. We’ll run the maze again, but I have to warn you. We’re in the cubicals and bleu cheese may be hard to find. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3688 So, any thoughts on how to get out of here? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3689 Who cut the cheese? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3690 Okay, I'm sure I've seen this giant rat before. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3691 Very sorry, but we had no idea the maze would make you so big. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3692 I feel your pain 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3693 You know what? I’ll just follow you! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3694 I think I understand why the other mice never found any cheese. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
3695 I’m required to inform you that we recently made an update to our privacy policy. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3696 It says here you are requesting more cheese 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3697 If you can get us out of here, I know a good fondue place 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
3698 I was told you can point me to the restroom. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
3699 OK! You get better cheese if you help me out of here. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3700 Now go find your cell phone. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3701 Sorry, not today, we’re running out of cheese. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3702 Mother said that the pill she gave me wouldn't do anything at all. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3703 Stop making fun of my height, or I'll show the other mice the video of you taking six hours to find the cheese. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3704 Just help me find my way out and I promise - all the cheese you can eat. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3705 We need workers back in the office. Your cubicle will be the one with the cheese. It’s next to the copier. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3706 Navigating the office can feel like a maze, but you get used it. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3707 Those who can not leave the labyrinth will be lab rats. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3708 I'm sorry, this is not the maze for tall rats. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3709 Your directions did not work. All I found was a block of cheese. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3710 I’ll follow you to what I hope is my alarm clock. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3711 You are just too amazing for our find the cheese test! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3712 Sorry, cheese isn’t part of the protocol! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3713 You’re the first male subject to ask. 1.1558 0.05566 77 69 4 4
3714 Step over step over step over step and find my assistant 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3715 I´m sorry but the AI is still processing how a giant mouse ended up in a maze 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3716 Hide and seek? Do you know what I went through just getting here? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3717 Oh please! So you don't remember the exit too, eh? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3718 Don't worry, you'll get used to it. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3719 You’ve had quite a career, Bob. Now scurry yourself out. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
3720 Well, Hal, which way now? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
3721 But the point is to run the maze without looking over the walls. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
3722 If you do well here, you can come back and do it again tomorrow. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
3723 Which way to the dancing girls? They promised there were dancing girls at the end of this thing... 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
3724 I can finally experience true empathy. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
3725 I told you you would find your way out when you grew enough to see over the labyrinths 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
3726 Yes, you're amazing 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
3727 Errr... I can't find my way out... 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
3728 You ate all the cheese, didn’t you? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3729 How do you find the bathroom in this place? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3730 Supposedly, one of us is good at problem solving, and the other is good at scurrying about in meaningless pursuit of illusive life goals. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3731 I''m sorry, sir; I'm afraid the specials have changed. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3732 And remember, no peeking over the wall. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3733 No. C+ is as high as you get. There is no make up exam. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3734 Yeah, yeah, so you beat me. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3735 Great work so far! We're grooming you to take Mickey's place. Make Florida proud! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3736 Please accept my apology. GPS apps are not allowed. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3737 Stand down. There are no royalties due to you from that whole cheese moving incident. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3738 I get that your job pays nothing, however, at least you get room and board 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3739 Yes well, I was shrunk down like this to see things from your perspective. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3740 I am lost without GPS these days 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3741 When you get a PhD and can carry a clip board, then maybe, but right now you go through the maze, not me. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3742 I can smell your cunt! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3743 Can you help me find my cubicle? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3744 So when do they let us test the drugs? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3745 Don't worry,I'll do it with you. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3746 This study examines whether you will follow the instructions of a really tiny human. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3747 The Maze Opens in 69 Minutes 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3748 What you said was, left, left, right, left, then right. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3749 O.K. if I take notes as I proceed? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3750 Maybe you can give me some tips? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3751 Actually, it's better than cheese. David's chicken shawarma. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3752 Just because you can look me in the eyes doesn't mean the experiment is over. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3753 There's some lovely vegetarian food at the end of the maze. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3754 To be frank, I’m as lost as you are… 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3755 I just remembered I am lactose intolerant 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3756 Told ya size doesn’t matter doc 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3757 Nice to meet you! It's best we go for your cheese, I've been sniffing round for my research funding for weeks and I'm still here! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3758 Public education in Florida 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3759 Tonight’s special is Caciocavallo Podolico. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3760 Too much dose, and not enough micro? The magic will wear off, soooon,,,,, 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3761 It’s not fair to look over the top to get the best route. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3762 You need to stop replacing the cheese with poop before experiments or I will have to bring it up to management 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3763 You’re in charge. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3764 This Viagra research has gone too far. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3765 “You think I know the way out?” 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3766 It's not actually a race 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3767 At the conclusion of your maze experience we politely request that you fill out a brief 8 question survey. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3768 Wait until the finance dept finds out that we need bigger mousetraps 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3769 Sorry, but You'll Have to be Downsized to Participate in this Study 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3770 That 3-D printer certainly worked.” Callum J. Rolfe, London U 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3771 Amazing. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3772 Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to face your fate. Pursue us, you’ll be caught. Resist us, you’ll be killed. And your precious Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Good luck, Mr. Hunt. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3773 You've already finished? A-maze-ing! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3774 Dorothy, the tests came in positive. You're a drawing of a mouse. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3775 How can I tell it's you if we meet outside the building? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3776 I’ve had it with these experiments. How ‘bout I just ask you? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3777 Well, this explains the missing break room cheese. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3778 You were just supposed to exit the maze and not eat all the rats stuck in the maze. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3779 Either you're growing, or my diet is working too well... 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3780 No one is interested in this work any more: all they want to read about is CHAT Bots and AI" 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3781 No, I don't have any cheese. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3782 We Feel your you are a team player in the Maze . 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3783 No! I won't run the maze. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3784 When you find a bathroom,can you let us know? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3785 You won! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3786 As head of AI regulation, your job includes going through the maze and chewing through the wires. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3787 Good luck finding your way out! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3788 I have a new found respect for you. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3789 I've been trapped in this job for too long. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3790 You have to stop eating the cheese. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3791 Which way to the IRB? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3792 I'd ask for directions, but I know the way. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3793 Might I let you lead the way? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3794 I think you will find this an amazing experience. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3795 And where are the other nine test miice? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3796 Modern science is becoming a rat race. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3797 That's big of you to admit you're lost. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3798 Dibs on any cake that says “eat me”. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3799 …and the bad news is, there’s no way out. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3800 It’s called empathy. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3801 Yep, this one’s a real doozy. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3802 I requested the placebo group. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3803 Welcome to the jungle 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3804 Try to find trumpy 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3805 If you can get us out of here, I'll promote you to principal investigator 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3806 We are in this together now 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
3807 I am a-"mazed" that we finally meet eye to eye! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3808 I wonder if I might ask you for some directions? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3809 You should know that our cat division is also proceeding nicely. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3810 Where'd you put my cheese? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3811 I have been doing this for 30 years and still can't find my way out. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3812 Where is the cocaine located? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3813 It will be “amazing” if you get thru it. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3814 I'm sorry to say this, but your height disqualifies you from these tests. But you might be just right for the circus. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3815 I'm afraid you're going to have to find your way out on your own. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3816 Which way to Space Mountain? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3817 I thought I was rat Tzar! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3818 Look, I work on shrink rays only. I promise you, I loathe Pavlov with a passion! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3819 You know very well what assistant. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3820 No, I’m sorry. Solving the maze does not get you into Stanford. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3821 I keep telling you I'm not the cheese guy. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3822 Has cheese ever lied to you? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3823 So THIS is what happens when you reach the end 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3824 Hello…please don’t eat me and can you draw me a map of the way out of here? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3825 Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3826 You've been through this before; how do we get out of here? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3827 So honored to join your experimental group. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3828 Blue cheese dressing on the side? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3829 Yes master! I will show you the way. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3830 No, I am not the head cheese! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3831 You do realize most of this maze is made of invisible walls? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3832 I assure you, the specific cheese you requested is at the end waiting for you! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
3833 I just work here. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
3834 So, you want me to run the maze while you hold the clipboard? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
3835 Please… just once more for old times sake. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
3836 Remember, it's a journey and not a race 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
3837 Enlargement: Check. Language comprehension: Check. Now let’s see if you can navigate the white-collar workplace. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
3838 There has to be some way out of here... 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
3839 Don't ask me. Talk to ChatGPT. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
3840 Ok agreed...the first one out gets the cheese. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
3841 I'm sorry, but you've grown too tall for this obstacle. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3842 Your performance is contradicting my hypothesis. If you run a little faster, I'll make you a co-author. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3843 How about some wine with the cheese next time? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3844 I was always told, "dress for the job you want." 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3845 Prepare to be ah-mazed. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3846 Do you want to tell the other mice we're going condo, or should I? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3847 Finalist gets to audition for Labyrinth remake. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3848 How will find our way out if you ate the bread crumbs? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3849 I can assure you this maze is easier to navigate than the Magic Kingdom 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3850 No fair peeking over the walls. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3851 Turnabout is fair play. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3852 Hi, I'm Ed and I'm just over there. Which cube are you in? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3853 PULEAZZZZZE Get me outta here!!! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3854 You can punch out, we're going to start testing the small mice now. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3855 But, It's SUPPOSED to be hard to do ! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3856 You look a bit like a kangaroo tbh. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3857 No worries. You were bred for this. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3858 I understand your concern of getting stuck. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3859 Which is more to your liking...gruyere, swiss or cheddar? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3860 Soooo is there a MR. test subject 4392-C? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3861 We know your opinion on the corporate culture without the mouse costume, Tom. But I like the effort. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3862 In hindsight, a vial labeled "drink me" was rather odd. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3863 Yes, I know the corners will be tight. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3864 Find the basketball! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3865 Exit? Beats me, I'm lost, too. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3866 No, you can't go out to play until you complete your assignment. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3867 Now let’s see how you deal with micromanagement. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3868 Obviously, you will be a great listener but keep your nose out of other people's business. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3869 Embracing the chaos with a splash of humor. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3870 You've grown so much here, we've decided to give you your office? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3871 Yes, very funny, now tell me where you hid my car keys, please. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3872 You know, this test is not very effective when you keep jumping over the walls. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3873 Johnathan, I feel like you're not even trying to find the cheese anymore. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3874 Cheese? No, not in this one. There’s actually a whole Minotaur you can eat in there” 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3875 A modern rat race? More of a rat maze! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3876 Corporate said we would be downsized, but I didn’t expect this 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3877 So you’re telling me that if I make it all the way to the end I’ll finally get my research grant?! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3878 I know you’re disappointed, but I’m actually quite the big cheese in my field. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3879 Gene splicing is a bit tricky. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3880 I haven't figured it out either 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3881 You are going to have to upgrade to the first class maze. The lab wants to accommodate more subjects. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3882 Your peer advantage disqualifies you from this study. I'm afraid. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3883 Do you smell cheddar too? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3884 I am from corporate. Today, we will work through the maze together as part of our team building, diversity, equity, inclusion, and bring your boss to work program. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3885 Growth hormone notwithstanding, you can't keep trampling the other competitors. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3886 Why don't I follow you? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3887 I don't care where the cheese is, just show me the exit 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3888 Lunch and restroom breaks can take forever. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3889 Wait a minute… Start over… First left, then two rights? Then another left? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3890 I’d hate to have your job. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3891 I don't care if there's great cheese waiting at the exit. How do I get out of here? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3892 Yes, I promise. You're going to meet the big cheese! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3893 Well, no one bothered to tell me you are lactose intolerant. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3894 Apparently I was supposed to administer the dose of psilocybin to YOU. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3895 I’m lactose intolerant so I don’t think this maze is going to work for me. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3896 Thanks for coming in. Would you like me to show you out? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3897 Can you tell me where I can find the men’s room? 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3898 For the thousandth time,there is no right answer! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3899 Before we begin, I’ll need all your GPS-enabled devices. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3900 Can we have a timeout for a minute? I think I might have taken a wrong turn back there. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3901 Yes, I suppose you could turn around and walk out, but then we’d both be out of a job. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3902 Now for the real maze: getting tenure. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3903 Give me a hint how to get out? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3904 There are some holes in our research. A pound of Swiss is up for grab. Go for it! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3905 One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3906 Any chance you have a photographic memory, Doc? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3907 No, please don't get up on your tiptoes. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3908 Restoring the magic is expensive and often temporary. Have you considered interdimensional travel? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3909 Like you've never taken one of those shots 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3910 Welcome to my world. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3911 Can you show me around? I’ new here 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3912 I think I made a wrong turn 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3913 dont get me started,my office looks exactly the same.. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3914 I thought you knew! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3915 The cheese rewards are missing” 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3916 ..."I'm here because we can't find the cheese." 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3917 So when you find the cheese just report back and you can redeem your kohl’s cash. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3918 Don't follow me, I'm lost. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3919 'Who moved my Cheese? Was it you?' 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3920 I ‘m told the croque monsieur is superb 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3921 You know,I could really go for some cheese right about now. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3922 You're disqualified for peeking over the top. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3923 No snacks mid course 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3924 Really? You found the cheese and now you’re going to Disney Land? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3925 I believe you'll like it here. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3926 You think this is impressive? Last week I was velcro-strapped to the wing of a budgie." 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3927 Apparently, Jesus returned last night. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3928 We call this experiment 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3929 Can you direct me to the Big Cheese? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3930 You can stand in the writer's picket line if you get through the maze. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3931 Are you interested in working a labor union strike? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3932 Your cholesterol levels are a bit high. You might wanna lay off the cheese for awhile. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3933 No, I’m lost too. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3934 I can find it, but I'm lactose intolerant. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3935 Good job whiskers. Now, please remind me how to get out of here? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3936 ‘Cheese’? You must’ve misheard during orientation. Your prize is $5 worth of credit at participating retailers. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3937 Look, you need to figure it out for yourself. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3938 Because it’s you or me 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3939 One of us is gonna find the way out of here,and it's not gonna be me. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3940 It's nothing personal but we've switched from gruyere to cheddar. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3941 Ok Mr. Cheese we understand you have been out of the workforce for awhile so let me show you to your cubicle. Can I call you Chuck? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3942 OK Doc. I'll follow you. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3943 So when they cut our budget, we decided to use the same rats for both the maze and growth experiments. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3944 This MCU is running out of animals 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3945 Yeah, I definitely think I’ve been making mostly right turns in my career 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3946 At the end you will find a certificate. It will help you to get cheeses in the future. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3947 Tell ya the truth, I don't know how to get of here, either. I started this study when you were the size of my foot. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3948 I got trapped finding the End 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3949 Yes you have been here a long time, but I don't believe you qualify for retirement yet. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3950 I’m aware of our fraught history, but only by working together can we defeat the evil lab assistant Paul. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3951 You know, sometimes I do have a weird feeling that I'm also just a rat in a maze 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3952 It's around here somewhere, standing alone. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3953 Sorry, I ate the cheese. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3954 Sorry about the growth hormone, but you're the only hope of finding my cubicle 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3955 I know you’re lactose intolerant, but cheese is all we got. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3956 You want the cheese first?" 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3957 Do you know the way by now? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3958 I can't tell you, even for half the cheese 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3959 I am very sorry,this is a double-blind study,so I don’t know who is getting real cheese and who is getting vegan cheese. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3960 Ehh, tell me you didn't really eat those bread crumbs I've been dropping. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3961 And I wouldn't let the children wander around unattended. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3962 It looks like you found every bit of cheese we moved on you.... 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3963 - Should I stay or should I go ? - Let it be . 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3964 I know you have a lot of questions. But I have to ask first, which way to the bathroom? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3965 Sorry. No cheese until you finish. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3966 No, you were lured here with the promise of a maze, not maize. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3967 When you said you've had five years' experience in your field, you meant a meadow? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3968 Yes it does look quite different inside the maze. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3969 But I don't like cheese! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3970 Both, narrator. I guess we're both. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3971 I TOLD you to stay out of the HGH. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3972 You're just as big as a scientist; now let's see if you're as smart. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3973 When you leave at the end of the day, you won’t remember your work life 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3974 Mouse: On your mark, get set... 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3975 To tell the truth, Mickey, ever since you took that body building class I hardly recognize you. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3976 Between the two of us, we’re bound to figure this out 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3977 The way I see it, Seymour, when they build a bigger mouse trap, we build a bigger mouse. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3978 My colleagues tell me you aced the growth hormone trials 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3979 Your desk is 3rd cube on the right. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3980 I'm sorry to tell you, we're letting you go, we can't afford your cheese costs anymore." 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3981 You can get to the other side by singing a-mazing grace. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3982 Do we have a BIG problem? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3983 I was hoping you would know. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3984 Did my cheese go through the shrinking experiment, too? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3985 When you get to the stop sign turn left. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3986 Let's see, can you get the flowers, Algernon? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3987 You're too tall to qualify for our maze test , but you'd be perfect for our rat basketball experiment. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3988 I brought you in because they moved my cheese. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3989 There's just no way you can fail this lab test!" 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3990 It’s a trap. And you’ll never escape. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3991 If you beat me out of here, you get all the cheese. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3992 What do you mean, on the level playing field at last? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3993 Do you smell gouda? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3994 We built this maze just for you: So go and find the Wheel of Cheese! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3995 Can you point me to the cafeteria? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3996 So about those traps… 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3997 We're switching your prize to vegetables. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3998 Sorry, I was only following orders. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3999 You help me find the way out, and you can keep the cheese! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4000 Okay, so I take a right at the left square and a left at the right square? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4001 What were you expecting? Cheese? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4002 Look I'm sorry its American. We couldn't afford Gruyere. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4003 Yes. Evolution does include survival of the fittest. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4004 No. Inflation doesn't mean you get more cheese this time than last time. And cash is out of the question! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4005 Sorry, we're out of cheese. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4006 Win and we’re offering a cat. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4007 Well you're the one who wanted to take hallucinogenics in a controlled environment" 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4008 If we get separated, we’ll meet back here in one hour. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4009 Are you getting hungry? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4010 This is a plus size maze. OK? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4011 Hey Siri. Remind me to buy more cheese. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4012 You want ME to find the cheese? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4013 No, you don't get extra credit for reading, THE MOUSE THAT ROARED. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4014 I can assure you that cheese tastes better than I do. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4015 So, who’s the rat czar now, hmmm? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4016 Are you a chatbot?” 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4017 So you're telling me that someone moved your cheese, correct sir? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4018 you’re in the race too 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4019 You can rat me out all you want to, but it's not discrimination. You are just too big for this maze. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4020 You 'could' kick my ass, but if you really want to strike a blow for rodents everywhere, you could head down to Florida and take on their governor. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
4021 I have an appointment I can’t miss in 10 minutes. Can you help me? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4022 Last year you couldn't get through the maze and now you're demanding ceilings? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4023 Let's wait just a little bit longer. You need to be hungry enough to get through this successfully. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4024 If we find the cheese it's halfsies. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4025 It's Margie's last day tomorrow and we're asking everyone to kick in a couple of bucks for a cake... 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4026 You are in for an amazing experience! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4027 Existential angst is rarely discussed by humans anymore. Most just want to stay home with a cold beer and watch “Yellowstone”. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4028 Genetics or not, you peeked over the top, so no cheese. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4029 Don't worry, first day's usually pretty rough. I wouldn't focus too hard on actually killing people; the last guy was way too into that... Used to gore people with his horns and shit. Just wander the labyrinth and force people to confront mortality. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4030 You look for the cheese, I'll try to figure out the hypothesis. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4031 I’m confused. Did you get really big or did I get really small? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4032 If you can steer clear of the cubicles, the corner office is yours. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4033 Can you tell me the way out of this rat race? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4034 Sir, I regret to inform you the cheese is not available tonight 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4035 of mice , men and maze " 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4036 Yep and that was how I became a gynaecologist.......Chuck, this is some great acid....know where I can find more? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4037 How does this maze make you feel? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4038 You've eaten all the cheese, all the other mice, and my colleagues. No more prizes. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4039 Any hint for me ? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4040 : Excuse me, do which way is the restroom? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4041 I don't care. No matter how big you are, I'm not going to do this? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4042 We've concluded you suffer from maze rage and are overdue for a steroid test. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4043 I don't know what to say ... uhm ... you beat me. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4044 No, we can't rebuild the maze to accommodate your size. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4045 Seriously? this is what you thought would aMAZE me? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4046 And you promise a treat if I get through? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4047 I think you had enough cheese for one day 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4048 Now listen up. I told you you’re not eligible for this trial because you’ll skew the results. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4049 I'm afraid I don't know which way to the cheese. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4050 To be frank, I prefer the rat-sized man experiment. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4051 Do you think you can help me get out of here? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4052 Two rights, a left, and another right. Cheddar. I swear. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4053 Let’s keep this between us…left, left, right. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4054 We’ll have to agree to disagree on who’s the idiom here. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4055 Sorry,we ran out of cheese. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4056 I’m afraid you are lost. These are work cubicles. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4057 It's not that they couldn't figure out how to get through. We call them cubicles and those people are at work. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4058 Your over-active pituitary got you into this mess. It's up to you to get youself out. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4059 I've come to terms with being an NPC. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4060 You've won three laps now. Let's make it best of seven. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4061 ``We have to stop meeting like this.'' 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4062 The cheese is all yours. I’m vegan as I don’t believe in animal cruelty. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4063 This time we’re doing it without the cheese! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4064 OK, interesting...let's see what happens now when you go back the opposite way. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4065 I'm glad we finally see eye to eye about the results of this experiment. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4066 We had no idea. It’s our first maze in Manhattan. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4067 I'll double the cheese reward if you give me a hint 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4068 You City boys never cease to amaze me. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4069 Okay, this time no GPS watch, no jumping over the walls. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4070 Hmmm, guess we're gonna need a larger maze. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4071 ‘I thought thought YOU knew the way out’ 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4072 We haven't always seen eye to eye, but you should know I love you, and I consider you my closest friend. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4073 Ok wow we were definitely underpaying you for this role. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4074 The first one of us out of the maze becomes Florida's next governor. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4075 No I won't give you a hint. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4076 I'm new here, can you show me the way out? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4077 Just remember, the Wrong turn is actually the Right turn, if you Think it is with sufficient Star Power . . . 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4078 You're grown up now, so it's time for you to hear the truth. You've been working here for so long that you have learned all the shortcuts, and we have to let you go to live in New York. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4079 I see you excel at finding all the cheese. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4080 There's a slice of pizza waiting for you at the finish 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4081 How about if we placed Cabot cheddar at the exit? 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4082 I see a lot of miceself in you. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4083 Honey, I've shrunk the kids . . . 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4084 Ok. I give up. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4085 ...and I'll call it Dave E. Cheese. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4086 From my observations, you seem to like mice more than rats. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4087 I had myself shrunk so we could relate better. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4088 Just hand me the clipboard. You're not allowed to take notes during the maze. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4089 It's a test, you're supposed to find your own way through the maze. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4090 Wait, you're telling me somewhere in here I'll find grant funding? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4091 Keep going left till you hit a wall, then turn right for two... 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4092 It might help if you to shrink this problem down to size. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4093 I think we should use Google,not Wase. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4094 If you really must know, it's Muenster. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4095 Excuse me, could you point me to the exit? 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4096 Now remember, it’s not a contest. Just do the best you can. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4097 You demanded equality in the workplace. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4098 You won't need the clipboard for this challenge. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4099 It's easy to get lost, but I'll be watching you. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4100 Pardon me, do you know the way to Dr. Lemming’s cubicle? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4101 Your cube is the third one from the left. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4102 Yeah, I got a kitty at home. A Bengal Tiger, so back off, Mickey.” 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4103 I’ll give you a ten second head start. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4104 Can you direct me to the exit? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4105 Yeah, my grad-school advisor does it to me too. Wanna find a bite to eat? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4106 The growth hormone has put me in charge. Now it's your turn to do the maze. Chop chop. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4107 Can you help me out? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4108 Which way to the cheese?” 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4109 You will find our incentive plan posted in the break room on the opposite side of this floor. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4110 Would you mind helping me find the way out of here? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4111 wow, you finally made it out of the maze, and boy, you sure have grown! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4112 I think we overdid it with the growth hormones. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4113 You're looking for one more New Yorker cartoon caption about rats in a maze. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4114 I don't know how I got this small but I smell a rat. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4115 Congratulations on finishing the maze! As your shrink I'll now help you process what you've been through. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4116 Don't you think you're a little too grown up to be playing this game? 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4117 Just another day in the New York subway. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4118 The maze is actually just office cubicles. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4119 Another drug trial with stunning success 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4120 Yes, you aced nutrition testing, but the maze is much more difficult. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4121 Touché." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4122 I guess we are both lost 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4123 I get lost. How about you? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4124 No peeking over the walls, OK? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4125 Shall I show you to your cubicle? 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
4126 Your coworkers are also working remotely." 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4127 We're trying to rework the LA Freeway system.... In order to get to Anaheim, you decide the quickest route to get home, Mickey. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4128 You play chess better than you play guitar. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4129 No. I don't know where the cheese is. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4130 We're both in this together, now. I'll be in my cubicle. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4131 Ys, I AM the big cheese around here. And no, obody is going to move me. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4132 Sorry, not the way I planned! Now back to square one. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4133 When you figure it out, let me know. I need to find my way out to get home for dinner. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4134 What kind of cheese do you like? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4135 You show ME the way through this! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4136 The break room is down the hall, then left at cubicle 27E. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4137 Go fish. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4138 Let's skip the maze. I'll be your agent. You'll be bigger then Jerry was. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4139 I’m as baffled as you are. Did you and the maze grow or did I just shrink? Can you help me find something to eat? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4140 All we have is Roquefort. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4141 No worries. I can't do it either. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4142 Which way is the exit? You look like someone who knows their way around here 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4143 Can you tell me how to get to the cafeteria? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4144 Stop stalling, you’re making us look bad, now find that cheese! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4145 I’ve heard from a striking union that has some work for you” 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4146 Don't ask me; I'm lost. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4147 Looks like the tables have turned. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4148 I’m not supposed to tell you this, but there are no females here. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4149 You'll soon discover who's the big cheese around here. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4150 By the way, full disclosure: the cheese at the end is made of soy. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4151 No I haven't seen your cheese. Please stop bugging me. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4152 This time I really hope you find it. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4153 But I can't get you your treat until you show ME the way out! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4154 Simply a-MAZE-ing! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4155 I guess you’re the big cheese around here… 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4156 Today's is a 24-month aged parmesan. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4157 Have you seen that movie "Honey I Shrunk the Kids"? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4158 You tell me which way is out of here and your reward will be a piece of cheese 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4159 I’ve enjoyed being your doctor, too, but it’s time for you to make an appointment with a grown mice doctor. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4160 You’ve grown so much from the game, we thought we’d upgrade you to a cubicle. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4161 I'm lost, could you get me out of here? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4162 I understand that you're here to eat but it clearly says "Maze" on the flyer. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4163 Sorry. We only hire union rats. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4164 So, tell me a little bit about yourself 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4165 I don’t blame you for not moving. But I couldn’t find a big enough piece of cheese. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4166 If I tell you where the cheese is, can you tell me how to get right-sized? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4167 Wait. Are you saying I can’t take notes. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4168 Hey...did I just catch a whiff of Roquefort or am I losing it? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4169 No, it's not cheese on the other end. It's the Upper West Side. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4170 No, if you get to the other end, you’re not ‘free’. I’m more like your Mother. You go back in your cage until you finish your homework.” 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4171 Crazy how from up above it looks cheesy peasy! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4172 Just so you know, mayor Adams has hired a rat Czar for the city. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4173 Don’t think moldy. Think Stilton. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4174 No, Mickey, I can’t guarantee gruyere at the end. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4175 No--I'm not authorized to provide a larger than normal cheese reward if you succeed. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4176 Welcome back to the rat race… er, I mean, office. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4177 I'm so glad we can still do this virtually. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4178 Chasin’ the cheese! You too?! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4179 Honey I think it’s time to admit that we’ve lost our way. I’ll always love you but we can’t keep doing this anymore. I’m sorry 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4180 I would be happy to hold your clipboard while you run the maze. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4181 So you really never heard about Ariadne's thread, huh? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4182 Yes, I understand your frustration, but it's part of our very generous employee health and wellness benefits package 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4183 I know I said I’d do anything to work on this experiment, but I didn’t think they’d make me stoop to this level. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4184 Now, I know it’s a small apartment but you’ll really find yourself getting lost in it. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4185 No, you can't take a ladder. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4186 Maybe I shouldn’t have eaten that grilled cheese for lunch today. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4187 I’m sorry but ChatGPT completed it faster, we no longer need your services 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4188 Congratulations! I heard you got a promotion. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4189 Watch out for the Mousinotaur!! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4190 No, nibbling through the wires does not erase porn from your computer. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4191 You’ve had enough cheese, Walter. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4192 Don't worry, the cheese will be supersized too. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4193 Two lefts, your second right, two more lefts, a right past the Covid lab, your third left past the administrative offices, then straight ahead. You can't miss it. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4194 Take a test and tell me about your experience about cheese-maze. Your opinions matter. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4195 That's right! Mickey was your age when he took this challenge and look at him now! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4196 Sorry...can't help you! I am just as lost as you! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4197 No, we are not playing chase today Joey... 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4198 When finished, you have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we ask you any questions. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4199 At your size the maze is simply too easy 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4200 Yes, when I was younger I played the boy in “Honey, I shrank the Kids” 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4201 Tell you what. Since you have the map, how abut I follow you this time. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4202 Can you help me? I forgot where I put the cheese. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4203 Excuse me. Is there a bathroom? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4204 Ok, so now I know who stole my cheese ... 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4205 I know it's pointless but if you want the cheese you have got to walk the walk. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4206 I can do Gruyere instead of cheddar, but I can't in good conscience throw in the cats. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4207 I’m just not sure you’re what we had in mind. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4208 Sure, turnabout is fair play, but enough is enough. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4209 I suspect a test might reveal a kangaroo in your ancestry. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4210 I'm running late for dinner. Would show me the way outta here? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4211 Can you help me find Williston in 23C? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4212 No, the size of the cheese reward is the same for all the mice. I’m sorry. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4213 When you want to hide from the cat… 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4214 Try MapQuest. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4215 Follow me and you'll go places! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4216 I'm not cheese... I'm not the cheese... I'm the cheese! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4217 If you want to compete in this event, you’ll have to be screened for steroids. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4218 We're going to have to cut back on the cheese. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4219 I'm sorry, but time has run out, and you'll have to find your way out. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4220 Great. I've gone from one rat race to another." 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4221 The costume might make it harder to see, but try your best. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4222 Looks like nobody moved your cheese! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4223 Put on your big boy pants and run the damn maze. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4224 Clear you found all the cheese. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4225 It undermines our professional relationship when you tell me to grow up. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4226 I know the situation has changed and I promise you I wasn't the one who hid your cheese. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4227 If ChatGPT got you here, it can get you out. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4228 I said you a-maze me... Don't you get it? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4229 Be careful — there’s a broken down car a left and two rights away, and they’re re-paving over on the East side. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4230 Use whatever means at your disposal and I'm sure you'll bounce right on through 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4231 I'll supply you with AI and you will do this in no time. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4232 Don’t forget to come back and give me directions out of here. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4233 Okay,now let's see if you can find the big cheese. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4234 Not only has our experiment made you more intelligent,but you’ve grown, too 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4235 My, how you've grown! Living here in the maze has given you a lot of treats, I guess. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4236 They wanted to see if I am smart enough to be a scientist 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4237 We’re out of cheese …. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4238 Which way is the rat race? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4239 I'm sorry, there isn't enough left in the budget for cheese 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4240 Despite the tireless effort of our top scientists we’ve yet to find who moved it. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4241 Control group disappointment 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4242 I just followed the rat poop but I still got lost! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4243 If you find a cat in the maze beat it up . 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4244 We'll never get into a big journal like this. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4245 I simply asked my virtual assistant to find me an amazing large house. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4246 Yes, sir. I'll bring you the cheese right away. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4247 Karma is a cat who manages the office like Michael Scott. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4248 My parents volunteered for a HISTK Shrink Ray experiment in college. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4249 Well Mr. Mouse, looks like we're both stuck in here now. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4250 Are you sure you're not hungry? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4251 So this is not a really big maze? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4252 How do I get out of this place? 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4253 How can you be lost? You are bigger than me! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4254 Despite our similar size we humans are still in charge of the experiment. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4255 Can you be the GOAT and find the....uh ..goat cheese? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4256 Hey there Phil, I haven't seen you since post-Covid back-to-office. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4257 Now, you'll be the one to find the cheese for both of us, Doc. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4258 Seriously, I did not move your cheese! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4259 Yes, it's just like a maze. Except here you start at the bottom then try to work your way to the top. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4260 The preliminary results were unexpected and a little misleading... Hopefully our next set of tests provide some sort of escape - erm - meaningful results. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4261 I’m sorry, we’ve had a number of applicants and the posits filled. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4262 I ate all the cheese! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4263 I can provide some useful maze instructions- for a small fee. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4264 Are you the new consultant? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4265 Wowza,a cartoon rat in the bare fur! May I have your autograph and while your at it make me a pasta like you did in the movies. Unless your the one that sings. I know your relatives do that. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4266 I know it looks like a maze, but you'll get used to it. If you can make it to the back corner over there, Peg left a cheese plate in the kitchen. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4267 you only get one prize 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4268 I’m sorry but I have no idea where the cafeteria is. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4269 This is why I hate NYC. I can never escape the rat race! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4270 Let's just say I didn't find the cheese. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4271 I'll help you out of here as long as you help me season the soup later 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4272 Welcome to the race. It's usually longer than the maze, but you might get more cheese. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4273 Your appearance nicely fits our study of hallucinogens 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4274 ''Yes, one tricky maze but still less twists & turns than Agatha Christie's 'MouseTrap' play" 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4275 I’ll trade you my PhD for your sense of direction. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4276 : “I see the growth hormone worked.” 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4277 This is a single center randomized trial on the effects of growth hormones on directions finding. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4278 I'm not bitter, but doing 'Honey, I Shrunk the Kids' has been the biggest mistake of my professional career. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4279 I'm as confused as you! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4280 This is how A.I. works. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4281 No, your reward is not a small vertebrate like me. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4282 You lead, I'll follow. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4283 With two days a week of telework and standing desks, it doesn’t feel like a rat race at all. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4284 You want to be my guide? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4285 This is our new plant-based course, Jerry. We hope the avocado toast is to your liking. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4286 Do you think it makes the rest of us feel better to see you in that costume?!? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4287 Has it crossed your mind that your craving for cheese has resulted in the misuse of our scientific research? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4288 I have a small problem also. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4289 This maze has been especially scaled for NY rats such as yourself. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4290 So now you're the big cheese? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4291 No more growth hormone for you. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4292 Who said you need an eye exam? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4293 If you just stand on tippy-toes and look over the top, we can get outta here sooner. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4294 It's getting a little 'Of Mice and Men' in here. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4295 Fred, no GPS! Okay, you got that. Now, go back to finding your cheese." 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4296 Um, no. Eating me is not another option. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4297 Take me to your leader. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4298 Now, if you can get us both outta here, I'll get you a truckload of Tilsit. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4299 Do you happen to know the way out of here? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4300 good sit. a-MAZE-ing, really 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4301 Our research revealed that you have had quite enough cheese. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4302 If you have any idea which way to go I'd love to hear it. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4303 Would you be amenable to low fat cheese going forward? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4304 I really hope this is what they meant by scaling up the trial. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4305 I would appreciate it if you would show me the way out of this maze. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4306 This time I’ll follow you. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4307 The grant was very strict about peer review.” 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4308 So next time you’d like an office with an open concept design? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4309 Yes, how many times do I have to tell you, there is cheeses in here! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4310 Got a few minutes for Planned Parenthood? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4311 When you get to the end, you can have more steroids. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4312 I need your help, I forgot the way out! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4313 But @largerat seems a bit optimistic. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4314 Down the hall to your left, then take the first turn to your right, then two left turns, continue on past the next turn to your right then take the second hall to the left and continue. You cant miss it. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4315 so this is how it feels to be a lab rat 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4316 Do I get a piece of cheese if I get to the center of the maze?", asked Steve. " I'm really motivated by rewards. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4317 My choices were the wheel or the maze. Now you’re telling me I’m your dinner? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4318 This may be easy for you... but, honestly, I'm a dumb ass... 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4319 To make it more interesting, instead of cheese, the reward is a reasonably priced New York City apartment... 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4320 Now amaze me and go find the cheese. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4321 It’s a double-blind study, I’m as lost as you are. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4322 And no standing on your tippy-toes this time! 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4323 Either I’m the world’s smallest person or you are one big fucking rat. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4324 I need your help to find our way out of here. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4325 If you could pretend to be lost and give us a bit more enthusiasm, the director says there will be some imported feta in it for you. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4326 Growing intelligence! I can’t believe you have found the hand that feeds! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4327 No, I'm not a research scientist. I'm taking a short survey for the National Dairy Council. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4328 Pardon me, do you know where the exit is located? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4329 Perhaps you would prefer something other than cheese on the way out. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4330 I’m afraid I need your expertise to help me find my cell phone. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4331 I have cheese, if you can get us out of here. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
4332 Oh me? I'm just trying to find the big cheese who put me in here. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4333 Trust me. You've NEVER seen cheese like this. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4334 Okay. This embarrassing. Can you direct me to an exit? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4335 You're the new hire? I suppose it was inevitable. Oh well, I'll show you to your cubicle. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4336 Soooo, they didn't have Pule cheese, would you move for a piece of Manchego topped with Jamón Serrano? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4337 I'm sorry... You've been disqualified for previewing the course. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4338 I'm going to take the opportunity I have to pen a caption here to say that your centaur finalists captions are all poor. Is talent and country clubs an oxymoron? Who owns the New Yorker? Has their sense of taste done a no. 2 in the judges' mouths?" 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4339 I’m afraid I ate the cheese for lunch. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4340 It seems like those memory growth-hormones are only working on the growth part. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4341 If you complete the maze you get cheese. If not we dissect your glands. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4342 No, YOU smell like cheese! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4343 Um. . . I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. . . so if you could be in here around nine, that would be great. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4344 I still get turned around in here too. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4345 I was wondering if you could help me out. I'm from New York and I'm a little bit lost. I was told people were a bit nicer out here? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4346 No fair peeking. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4347 do I get cheese at the end or just let out? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4348 I tried to download the solution, too, so here we are. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4349 Your first assignment will be to find your new cubicle. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4350 Being a lab made kangaroo does not exempt you from doing the maize 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4351 The only clue I can give is, Limburger. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4352 I am sorry but your extraordinary response in the growth hormone study has eliminated you from the maize challenge. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4353 Welcome! I take it you’re playing Templeton? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4354 Are you ready to show how smart that you are? Bill Hill Encino, CA 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4355 When you get thru you get Swiss cheese, not Pecorino Romano. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4356 I’ve learned to have a lot more respect for you. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4357 Since you're a regular here, can you please show me the way out? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4358 Wow, Chuck E. Cheese is nothing like I remember... 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4359 You’ll never believe this, but remember that Dilbert guy from 30 years ago? Turned out to be a giant rat too. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4360 All trails lead to cheese 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4361 Once the specimens started getting larger we doubled down on the whole maze thing. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4362 Call yourself an expert all you want, but I'm starting to think that last turn must have been to the right? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4363 Give you my clipboard... 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4364 Okay so I had a little dryer mishap... 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4365 Just remember when you find the cheese in the maze that we would really appreciate tapping the 15%, 20%, or 30% tip for putting the cheese there ourselves in the first place 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4366 You see, these office cubicles are meant to simulate the rat race we're all in 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4367 We don't do "sick days". We just euthanize you. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4368 There is cheese in the break room, if you can find it. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4369 I’m just a projection so it will do you no good to try and eat me, but there is food for you if you can find your way out. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4370 And at the end there’ll be a treat… IF you make it! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4371 Size and maze? Amazing! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4372 I can't remember where I left my glasses. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4373 I didn’t think it would take you so long to find your way out. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4374 If I make you lead author will you show me the way out? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4375 I've got good news and bad news... 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
4376 Remember, it’s a race 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4377 Let’s hope that nose is as strong as it is large. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4378 I'm not testing your intelligence. I'm testing your body. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4379 Oh, we got rid of our SAT's last year. But guess what? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4380 We've been here for a year, and there's no way out. Let's get married and make the best of it. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4381 The trick is to find the cheese before the Minotaur finds you. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4382 Actually I have forgotten which way is tenure track. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4383 How do you feel about this new plan to keep rodents from finding food? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4384 Not so easy, isn't? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4385 It’s not you…it’s humans who are getting smaller. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4386 I'm not sure why you need to sit in a cubby since we have so much office space these days. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4387 I'm amazed at how well you did. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4388 Well the good news is that my human-shrink-ray works 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4389 The cheese is that way. Let me know if you find a nobel prize or publication. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4390 Most of the team is working remotely. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4391 We were meant to find each other. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4392 I’m here to see if you’d prefer a different reward… 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4393 Which one of us is supposed to play? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4394 Please show me how to get out of this A - Mazing place. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4395 Why are you looking so relaxed? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4396 Seriously John, the realistic suit, sneeking around the cubicles, hiding stinky cheese, working in this lab is stressful enough. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4397 And you swear you've never taken a performance enhancing drug. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4398 What we'd like to do now is test your ability to not eat me. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4399 Take the third left. Look out for the speed trap. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4400 You won’t get health insurance but everyday you’ll earn a chunk of cheese. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4401 Now that we’re back to the office can you help me find my cubicle? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4402 Well, yes, it is a rat race of sorts. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4403 Well, you're all grown up now -- time to hit the job market. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4404 I am not the big cheese around here! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4405 This time, move it just enough to be noticed. We're testing the Aliens vs. Ghosts theory. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4406 Now that we're at the same level, I'll tell you that I have a lot of warts. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4407 Did you rat me out to the animal rights activists? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4408 I've never actually done this before. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4409 Thesis and the Minorat 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4410 Our budget shrunk 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4411 Like a rat in a maze, the path before me lies…”. (Paul Simon 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4412 Beating you to the cheese made my day. Building a working shrink ray was just an added bonus. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4413 Hi, do you have a moment for me to share a message about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4414 I've been tasked to ask you a few questions. Can you help me OUT? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4415 Thanks for your help in the design, but you'd better leave, the workers will all return this morning. 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
4416 When you get to the end, you'll find the evidence that Epstein didn't kill himself.... wait, where's Shelly? 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4417 I’ll follow your lead 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4418 In my professional opinion, you're cut out for management. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4419 I'm really into anime. I'll tell you all about it. You just need to find the way to escape this conversation. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4420 Are you the maze master? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4421 You're welcome at Furcon, but the maze is blocking other vendors, not to mention a fire hazard. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4422 Can you show me how to get out of this thing? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4423 Besides being an extra in Ant-Man this is all I could get. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4424 Participation in this trial maze is provided on an "as is" basis with no guarantees of completeness, accuracy, usefulness or timeliness. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4425 Your first maze -- but you've done clocks? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4426 Yes, Swiss cheese after you finish the focus group. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4427 They say there's cheese in the break room. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4428 Some of your coworkers have complained about your bathroom habits. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4429 Let's see now, that is one cup tofu, two cups Wheaties. Cover it with moldy cheese and rancid bacon. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4430 It’s me, Bob from Accounting. I transitioned during the pandemic. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4431 I thought we had a deal. You agreed to only come out at night. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4432 I gotta warn you: this maze is about as easy to understand as Cow Tools. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4433 Sorry, but it is amazing in a certain way. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4434 Yes, you work for Disney and you are suppose to be nice. But give DeSantis one more chance. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4435 It’s my turn? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4436 You'll have to sign a form certifying that you're a sentient being. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4437 No one taller than 6 inches is permitted to enter. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4438 I’m looking for the nearest bathroom. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4439 This isn’t a maze. It’s just our office cubicles. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4440 Well, I’m pleased to see that my work has been such a success. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4441 Do you know where I can find the HR department? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4442 We’re running you against an AI program. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4443 Go left, right, left, left and then right to get the cheese. For goodness sake, you are the oldest one still here. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4444 We need to move to low fat cheese. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4445 Don’t you think you’re a little big for all this? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4446 I feel like I don’t fit in this world! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4447 The instant poor Nigel locks eyes with the beast he is overwhelmed by madness and his mind is annihilated, bringing his harrowing tale to a tragic, but inevitable conclusion. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4448 Relax, it's not for you; it's the new queue for the women's restroom. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4449 I was hoping you knew the way out... 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4450 I am the head mouse, in order to pass your exam you must be able to find your way out in 2 days. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4451 I don't where they put the cheese either. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4452 'Listen here, ya dirty rat-as long as I gots the clipboard, I'm boss around here.' 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4453 These here are office cubicles. Think of them as the maze dead ends in human experiments. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4454 There are two ways out. You have to find the one I'm not using. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4455 I can’t go to the right; I’m lactose intolerant 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4456 What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4457 Oh, rats! I need to talk to Human Resources about the screening requirements for this position! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4458 N0! I can't give you directions. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4459 One more time,without the clipboard. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4460 OK. Imagine that Rick Moranis was a behavioral psychologist.... 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4461 Day after day it's the same old rat race. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4462 This is called a mouse maze,so can you tell me how to get out? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4463 No, I’m so sorry, I haven’t seen any directional cheese. I’m just here counting right angles. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4464 Hey, I understand that my food costs are down, I’d still rather be 6’ tall. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4465 Welcome aboard. Today you can just focus on finding the cheese, tomorrow we'll set up your work station. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4466 So, tell me again. The Vending Machines are right, left, right, or left right, right? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4467 I'm sorry Mickey, AI did beat you to it 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4468 So what kind of benefits are we talking? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4469 well…they said they were downsizing but this is ridiculous 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4470 Excuse me, can you point me to the men’s room? It’s my first day. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4471 Camera was fine. They could have put some effort on the looks though. They know we see them everyday 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4472 There's no jumping the walls, and if you make it to the goal box, you'll find a fine aged gouda. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4473 No, this is not a work from home assignment. #mynewyorkercaption 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4474 Since COVID, we've really moved away from open-concept. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4475 I clearly finished first, Dr. Rob, now out with my cheese gaddamit! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4476 This is only a maze for adults! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4477 Seriously, I can't tell you who moved the cheese. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4478 Then you’ll run into walls for an hour, then you’ll start squeaking really loudly so we’ll have to take you out. Any questions? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4479 That was your best time, you continue to aMAZE me 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4480 I'm looking for my desk. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4481 I'll meet you in my office. It's at the end of the hall. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4482 Yes, Harvey, we are impressed with your physical prowess, but we can't match the offer from the New York Football Mice. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4483 No; we can't replace these with ones by Richard Serra 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4484 It wasn’t quite what I expected when they said downsizing experiment. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4485 Look at the bright side, if you complete the maze you get to eat…me. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4486 I think that you have one of my children on the desk of each cubicle here 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4487 "You're hired! Now find an empty cubicle and start making calls." 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4488 It doesn’t matter which corner you go to, just get there. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4489 Your mind powers wont work on me,...it's your turn today. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4490 Run the maze successfully, and you get to eat a lab assistant! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4491 A little help reading the room, please. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4492 We're gonna need your help in getting outa here, buddy. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4493 I promise you: this is purely qualitative. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4494 Finally, I get to meet the new guy. Did you know Topo Gigo? He worked here partime in the 80’s. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4495 No, There is no Masters Division for older mice. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4496 We are out of cheese, so you are on your own 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4497 This experiment is an upgrade from the other experiments you survived 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4498 No, we're not in some sort of simulation. It's just that these New Yorker cartoonists seem to have some sort of rat maze fetish. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4499 Whoever gets out first, gets the cheese. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4500 Yes, I also thought I clearly heard "amazing journey'"from the organizer's speech. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4501 Corporate world in gist 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4502 Do you remember how to get out of here? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4503 We're gonna start weaning you off the GMO rat food. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4504 Now Harold, what do you mean, “ you smell a rat”? This is a quality control maze, not a trap. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4505 go and don't cut the cheese 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4506 You’re not going to believe this, I don’t know the way out either! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4507 You are needed for the control. You can get out of that suit after you finish the maze and find the cheese. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4508 Please remember: You're the subject and I'm the researcher. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4509 I created you; now, please don't torture me. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4510 It doesn’t violate the *rules* of the Tri-Wizard Cup, but it isn’t exactly in the *spirit* of the games, either. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4511 It's my understanding that Disney is downsizing. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4512 How about I contact Disney? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4513 I thought you knew where to go. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4514 Remember less is more 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4515 You want to go to Carnegie Hall and be a big hit? Practice, practice, practice! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4516 I want you focused on the cheese. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4517 Well, well! Look what we've got here! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4518 No, I don't want to run the maze instead of you. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4519 No Using Your Mouse Pad For AI To Learn The Way Out 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4520 Let me out, I’m lactose intolerant! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4521 We are now legally obliged for you to sign this organ donor release form. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4522 Look, we know what giant rat poo looks like ok? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4523 Now let's hope you get it right this time because if you do, we get to move up to the next challenge of pressing the lever for food pellets!!! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4524 Tuesdays, right? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4525 Ah, third door on the left....but, that's not what this is about 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4526 I’m still looking ? for my desk! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4527 And I’ll get the grant if I make it to the end of the maze?” 🤣sometimes grandpa needs a little more time to figure out technology 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4528 I heard there’s cheese in the break room. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4529 I'll be happy to bring you some cheese. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4530 If you pass this test, then we'll send you to the field office. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4531 Help me Mr. Cheddar, you’re my only hope. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4532 What you mean, you want to talk to Aaron Rodgers agent for a trade? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4533 Is this what it means to test on animals? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4534 I'm not the reward - I ate a grilled cheese for lunch. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4535 Your cubicle is next to the cheese. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4536 This is serious research. You really have to stop singing, "Show me the way to go home, 'cause I'm tired and I wanna go to bed." 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4537 We've increased the size of the cheese at the end. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4538 I’m hoping you’ve discovered a way to get the hell out of here. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4539 I beg them to share your injections with me! But all I hear is ‘Build bigger mazes!’ 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4540 I'm sorry, you've already eaten all the cheese in the lab! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4541 And then I get a dinner with my soon to be girlfriend that doesn’t know I exist? Cool. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4542 You can stay here until we find you a forever maze. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4543 They told me it would be inhumane to test the new drug on animals. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4544 I can’t find the cheese. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4545 Yes, well we don't do black swans either. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4546 I'll make you a deal. You show me how to reverse the shrinking ray you built and I won't make you do the mazes anymore. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4547 Sure, you like to talk about size, but you're still not big enough to handle the adult version. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4548 Who moved my tenure? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4549 Death, be not proud of your guitar prowess. Jimi Hendrix you're not. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4550 It's an open-notes test. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4551 Have you gotten bigger or have I gotten smaller? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4552 Look at me, Im the scientist now 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4553 No! You cannot pick they kind of cheese. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4554 I thought this was a cheese maze, Willard. Why does everything have to be about work!? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4555 Bad news — the Minotaur ate your cheese. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4556 First, let me say that I love mice and I would never do anything to frustrate or upset you. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4557 Okay, I’ll race you to the cheese but remember if you see a cat you’re on your own. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4558 Given the abrupt change in the power dynamic, I don't suppose you'd show me the way out. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4559 Sorry, but your last run did not qualify you for the Mouse Olympics. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4560 I can assure you, no electric jolts. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4561 We are looking for a response to Muenster. Finding cheddar simply does not pass muster. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4562 No, he said my ‘taste is cheesy,’ NOT I ‘taste like cheese.’ 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4563 I will give you another treat if you will just show me the way out. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4564 Cheese what cheese I havn't seen any cheese 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4565 Can I get a lift home? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4566 I said, I will find you a place! Now, go home. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4567 It’s the new “Amaze a Mouse”. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4568 No. I am not doing the maze. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4569 For a rat, your insights simply amaze! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4570 The growth hormone experiment was discontinued years ago because it didn’t work . 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4571 it looks like you spent too much time in the maize. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4572 The crane with the cheese wheel should be here soon. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4573 Thank you for coming. Our Ozempic trials have ended, but there's cheese in the cubicles. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4574 All things considered, we've decided to cancel the rest of our trials 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4575 Okay. Now that I’ve shrunk myself, show me how you did that so fast. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4576 When you're dealing with small brained broads all day, even a maze can be a perplexing challenge. It's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube with marshmallows. Good luck, little genius! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4577 You think you're frustrated? How do think I feel? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4578 Either I eat you or you eat me. Let’s go through the maze and see who wins. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4579 Please understand, I'm just the accountant. I don't like cheese and more importantly, I don't steal cheese. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4580 Remember: no looking over the partitions ! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4581 You’re a virtuoso in the cubicle, Ed, but ask about cheese one more time and they'll downsize your posterior." 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4582 Your mission should you choose to accept it 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4583 I’m spending way too much time in the cheesecake factory. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4584 AI will solve the world's problems! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4585 The way you took the amphetamines from my hand... I knew there was something between us. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4586 You find the cheese and I will try to find some wine. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4587 I told you that you'd figure it out when you were all grown up. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4588 Joanie, we can't keep meeting like this. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4589 I don't want to do this." (says the mouse 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4590 I still don’t have any cheese. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4591 Any chance you could find my car keys? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4592 I’m not supposed to tell you, but, you’re starring in the final sequel of The Matrix. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4593 No, you may not work from home. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4594 I’ve been shrunk to your size so I can follow close behind you, in a scientific manner, as you progress through to maze, so please, no farting. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4595 To do this less awkward, follow me and just pretend we are playing some Greek drama. I am Ariadne adapted in a mice version. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4596 We just time you. There’s no weight class. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4597 So...you're saying we need to reassess our respective roles? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4598 I've checked with the sponsors. The use of Google Map by contestants is strictly prohibited. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4599 The purchasing dept. is down two cubes to the left. We don't have a separate Cheese purchasing group per se. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4600 You're not a mouse? You're a kangaroo? Then how are we gonna get outta here? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4601 You scored high on your listening test, but hiring in Customer Service is 'on hold.' We're awaiting new music to accompany the recording, 'an agent will be with you in 15 minutes. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4602 Please don't let me step on a trap! 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4603 Pretend I'm not here... and this isn't old hat. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4604 Well,no,I don't. But I'm new here myself. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4605 No prisoners! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4606 Did you happen to see a better work-life balance at the end of that tunnel? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4607 Something wrong? You aren't running through your maze. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4608 Right, this will go much quicker if I just climb on your back and steer. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4609 Honey I shrunk the professor 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4610 HOLY SHIT A GIANT MOUSE! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4611 So are you here for the free charcuterie board? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4612 I'm amazed you did not peak over the top 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4613 You make it look so easy. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4614 Follow me. I think we’ve got this. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4615 Follow the path of least resistance. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4616 First the cookie, now the milk? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4617 If we can't get out, this'll be our Mousoleum. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4618 The odors are masked. But the room playing Mozart has cheese; the room with Wagner has cognac; and, ah yes, the room with Rossini has everything. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4619 How about I run the maze, and you take notes instead? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4620 You're looking for the Cheeze. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4621 I swear to you I have never, ever, considered buying any kind of mousetrap...... 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4622 So do you come here often? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4623 If you can see, hear and understand me, the experiment has been a success. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4624 No, they aren't supporting walls. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4625 We should combine forces and split the cheese. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4626 It's no different in the human-sized world. This will get you ready for cubicles. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4627 And no jumping over the walls! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4628 That's when I had my stroke of genius- what if we were lab rats?! Then everyone voluntold me to go first... 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4629 Look pal, it's either you or me. Now walk! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4630 Be a big boy now and stand on your two hind legs to see the way out. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4631 Hi! I just got home from the rat race! I won! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4632 Wherever we are and whatever we're here for, I'm pretty sure we're not the control group. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4633 You have an unfair advantage. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4634 Mickeys birthday, Conference Room 3. There’s free cheesecake. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4635 You gotta help me out. You're much smarter at this than I am. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4636 I guess we gave you toooo much vitamins... 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4637 “Can you give me a lift home now?” 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4638 Will you show me the way out? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4639 If you look over a maze wall that's cheating. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4640 You've had a good life and now we will sacrifice you. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4641 Cutting to the chase this time, not the cheese huh... 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4642 I am lost. Could you please show me the way? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4643 All your tests came came good, except your thyroid's a bit overactive. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4644 Look, I’m just an intern! I didn’t name you “whisker Mcsqueaky” 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4645 Sorry, but I'm allowed to give you the full tour. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4646 Solved it--where's my tenure? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4647 I'm either feeding you too much or this rodent research is wearing me down. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4648 You're the lab assistant I've been looking for! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4649 Something went terribly wrong, I'm lost. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4650 Look like we’ll be cutting back on the cheese, my friend. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4651 I guess this is what they meant when they said big picture. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4652 It's not cheating. Try to put yourself in my position. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4653 Don't worry about it. On my first day, I couldn't find my cubical either without the cheese in it. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4654 Ron DeSantis says no cheese for you. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4655 Experiment gone wrong 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4656 Your yearly exam will be to see how fast you can make your way through this maze. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4657 What happened to the small cake with the words 'EAT ME' marked on it? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4658 You've found plenty of peanut butter. Now can you help me find the way out? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4659 Rat: I'm here for the CAT scan. Doc: But, you're a rat. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4660 so, did you meet the new HR representative? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4661 So, who’s the Big Cheese here? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4662 We decided that it was more inclusive to test with animals. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4663 It's a benevolent dictatorship, not a democracy. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4664 My overriding principle as a scientist has always been to work at eye level. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4665 Okay, okay, now just let me find the Zoloft. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4666 Could you take me to the restroom? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4667 We’ll if you’re so smart why don’t you find it? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4668 It’s a double blind study, but one might hazard a guess… 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4669 The lab coat is a real career booster. I know a place where you can get it monogrammed. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4670 I don’t care if you like it in here. I have a pickleball game at 7, now to find that cheese! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4671 I wish I would’ve fired you after we left the office. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4672 Okay, we’ll mix up the cheese every once in a while. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4673 Can you help me find my way home? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4674 I'm not permitted to say. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4675 Tes there is a piece of cheese at the end but to be honest with you… 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4676 No fair looking over the top of the maze. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4677 Yeah so it's a novelty Green Bay Packers cheesehead you're looking for. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4678 I assure you I am not made out of cheese. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4679 Yes, we know you know your way through the maze. No, there’s no more cheese. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4680 And now we get to the hunger control part of the study. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4681 I lost my glasses somewhere in there. Maybe you can find them. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4682 You don't seem to be finding the vegan cheese... 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4683 I wanted to ask you face to face, why cheese? 🧀 Can any other thing motivate you more? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4684 Left-right-left-left-right, and remember, we split any cheese you find 50/50. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4685 So glad you found us. It’s nothing to be self-conscious about. A quick otoplasty should do it. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4686 I was wondering if you knew the way out. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4687 Know the way out? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4688 Faking your way through the maze of life will lead you to a dead end. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4689 So let me confirm, you prefer Gorgonzola. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4690 Really, I need You to help me Out. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4691 You have to get out of here by yourself. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4692 We ran out of Swiss. Is Cheddar okay? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4693 No, that medicine I took did not turn me into cheese, but it did have some unexpected side effects. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4694 Try again. I'm just CALLED the Big Cheese. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4695 Today you must not only navigate the maze but be able to find your way back to the Growth Hormone Testing Lab 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4696 I hope to hell this is AI. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4697 Were you being sarcastic when you said “Welcome to my world?” 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4698 I shall name you, Curiosity. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4699 Today’s lesson is walking in halls not walls. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4700 They keep asking me to build a better mousetrap. Do you have any ideas? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4701 Well, it's not really better, we just call it that 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4702 Your much smaller relatives could do this and they did it only for a piece of cheese! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4703 So you’re saying that I’m just a rat in a cage? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4704 And you thought I was the one at my wit’s end. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4705 Is this what we get when we plant a pollinator garden?! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4706 It would be unethical for me to show you the way out. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4707 Well, if you've got Covid and can't smell the cheese, I don't know how we're gonna get out of here 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4708 You're old enough to retire, but your pension benefits don't include cheese. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4709 It was ME! I moved your cheese, 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4710 This is not what I expected when they said that they were mutating rats. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4711 I need your help. I can't find the way out. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4712 When you reached the end, did you choose the cheese or the steroid candy? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4713 Remember, Roger, if you find cheese, don't eat it! It's for science! And please, no shortcuts through wormholes this time!' 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4714 I was just following orders! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4715 Gee, your family passed through here yesterday. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4716 We’ll need to run some tests. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4717 Honestly I think the whisker implants turned out great 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4718 You know I’m lactose intolerant right? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4719 It's in the fridge, three straight ahead, two to the left and one back. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4720 After all these tries, perhaps you should try another calling. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4721 Make a left, then a right, then a left and if you see a fork in the path, take it. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4722 I'm just as sick of these maze cartoons as you are. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4723 Bro, we are literally equal in this Puzzle 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4724 You'd have to ask Management. I'm just here to take notes. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4725 I am not the Big Cheese, stop looking at me that way. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4726 Yes, I believe the HGH study has been suspended. Why do you ask? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4727 Step right up to the Mice Run Registration! Get ready for a whisker-twitching, cheese-chasing extravaganza! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4728 We don’t think of it as a race, more of a skills competition. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4729 According to tour chart, there was no human-sourced supply available at the time of your transfusion. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4730 Before we start,you need to pee in a cup so we can test you for PEDs 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4731 DIET AND EXERCISE! NO MORE SNACKS! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4732 If I give you the route to the cheese, will you promise not to eat me? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4733 Don’t look at me… This piece was supposed to make You look smaller. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4734 I'm afraid today's Brie is somewhat over-the-hill. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4735 We share different genetic mutations. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4736 Sorry, but for this experiment, we couldn't recruit any cats. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4737 Clipboardem porto, ergo sum. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4738 Text me if you get stuck 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4739 I'm starting to think this maze is a test. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
4740 From Now On, it’s only low fat cheese you have to find 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4741 Yes,of course if our roles were reversed,I'd finish it. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4742 You are nothing without mouse 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4743 Has your GPS stopped working? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4744 You want to do the maze? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4745 The cafeteria is on the other side of the maze. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4746 Hey, big guy, it's down to intermittent reinforcement for you. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4747 ‘Project Downsize means thats your expertise running us through mazes is no longer an asset to Murine Capital.’ 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4748 Can you help? I’m lost! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4749 I must have taken a wrong turn. Where's the Shrink Study Lab? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4750 Which way to the restroom? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4751 We are trying to see if a larger mouse is a smarter mouse. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4752 Do you know the way to Conference Room A? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4753 Let’s see if you can find the big cheese. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4754 No. I guess I can’t stop you from eating me. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4755 Due to rising costs, there will be a cheese-like byproduct at the end. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4756 No, your work space isn't a 'cheese cubicle' - unless you provide the cheddar. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4757 Which way out? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4758 I've been lost for hours. Do you know the way out? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4759 Forget the cheese, find me an office with a window view. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4760 We’re only doing this to you to learn more about ourselves. For instance- how can a scientist be seven inches tall? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4761 If you have no further questions I would start walking. I would like to be home for dinner. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4762 I thought this role was fully remote. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4763 I always thought you were amazing! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4764 The brown acid is specifically not recommended. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4765 Yes, I am a-mazed too 1.1194 0.05431 67 62 2 3
4766 Me? I just order the cheese, I don't hide it. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4767 I'm flattered, but workplace romances are not allowed. Now, if you'd been a giant aardvark, heh heh, I might have made an exception. Seriously, it's not okay that you came to work naked today. I wish someone would invent a digital clipboard. Burrp! 1.1194 0.05431 67 62 2 3
4768 I don't know the way. Do you know the way? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4769 Sebastian, the peanut butter vat you broke into was supposed to last the whole experiment! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4770 OK, this time your reward will be personal fulfillment, not cheese... Go! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4771 Well, find the cheese 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4772 Unfortunately no, I didn't bring any cheese. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4773 Oh, and remember: 'kerplunk' has been replaced with 'splat.' 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4774 Help me! I'm lost! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4775 Our American diet experiment concludes today with your reward being a triple layer bacon burger, potato chips, and milkshake. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4776 Best time. You are amazing. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4777 Of Mice and Men, the Musical - take 1 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4778 My growth hormone really worked well! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4779 Apparently the potion worked too well. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4780 I'm gonna bottom line this- I need that cheese. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4781 The beam was in selfie mode. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4782 Yes, we lied. Your participation in this experiment will not benefit mankind. You could sue us, but don’t be deluded in thinking this Supreme Court would ever rule in your favor. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4783 Don't ask me, you're the expert. I'll follow you! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4784 The Governor wasn't impressed. You, however, are beloved. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4785 Hello, I'm New York City's new Rat Czar, and I'm going to test your ability to find the garbage. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4786 Yeah...Human trials weren't supposed to start until next week. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4787 In our current cultural environment we’ve decided that empathy training is more important 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4788 Oh, don’t worry. You’ll still get the cheese. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4789 Thanks to Ant man's pym particles I shrunk down to conduct this study. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4790 I'm lost. Can you show me the way out? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4791 Oh,so this is where A.I. leads...yikes 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4792 Left EVERY time, huh. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4793 And, no peeking. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4794 Can you show me the way out? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4795 You got cheese, why am I doing this? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4796 Sometimes a daddy rat and a mommy kangaroo love each other very much and that’s where babies like you come from. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4797 What's the fastest route to the restroom? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4798 Your desk is the third one on the left, just before you get to the cheese. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4799 To be honest, I thought this would be easier. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4800 You’re big enough now to just peek over the top. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4801 It would be easier if there was a pizza at the end. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4802 You have 90 seconds to escape before the butt plug detonates. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4803 I shrunk myself so i can be your support scientist when you go into your "maze panic attacks" 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4804 "Morning Sir! ...You'll find the Cheese in the 3rd Cubicle to your right!" 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4805 Im sorry but we're closed due to a cheese spill. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4806 Bad news. Our office is going with an open floor plan. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4807 so you found the cheese, now let's see if you can pair it with a nice sauvignon 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4808 Yes, it is both a Cubicle Farm and a Rat Maze. However today we will simply refer to it as Mouse Maze. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4809 As I predicted, your time in the maze was a growth experience. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4810 Carl , I don’t care what HR says. I will not take the suit off until we simplify this cubicle situation. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4811 So, apparently the side effects of the first experiment has us needing this new facility. Welcome to my life. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4812 This motherfucker… 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4813 Look, we agreed that after you'd made you point, you wouldn't actually make me look for the antidote! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4814 Welcome to the Lilliputian Rat Maze 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4815 I'm afraid we have to lay you off. We're way over budget on cheese for some reason. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4816 I’m gonna need a lot more cheese 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4817 Could you please direct me to the cafeteria? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4818 Stop worrying—we don’t have cats that big.” 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4819 'Well, in case hell does freeze over....' 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4820 That new cheese is working great for your body, but you still haven't made it through the maze. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4821 If you help me get out, I will give you a piece of cheese. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4822 I really want to understand how you might feel about this task. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4823 No, you lead. Sure, I built the maze, but my research has never shown that a human can solve it. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4824 You’re good at the maze but your breath smells. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4825 I apologize, I had a cheese stick for a snack. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4826 You are simply a mazing 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4827 Today’s your turn. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4828 It’s about time that you see me for who I am. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4829 all maze cheese was eliminated due to budget constraints. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4830 the nature of this test is to determine the impact of hallucinogens on how well you navigate the maze… 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4831 The rat race begins here 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4832 The cheese delivery service is stuck in traffic 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4833 Have you noticed any swelling? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4834 Which way would the other mouse tell me leads to the cheese?” #labyrint 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4835 No, you are not a kangaroo! I was shrunk by one of my experiments that failed. Now go find the damn cheese! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4836 The least you could have done is to put on a jacket! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4837 I don't know how it happened, either. But squeak loudly if you find the exit. I'll be right behind you. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4838 If there was an NBA for mice, you could say goodby to this maze gig. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4839 No man is better than a rodent. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4840 You’re developing very nicely. Now we just have to work on solving the maze.” 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4841 Are you the cheese who stands alone? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4842 Shirley! I think the hormones worked. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4843 ...and where do you think you're going Mr. Mouse? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4844 We've upgraded your reward, Mickey. This maze ends with The Costco, Mega Wheel of French tripple cream Brie 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4845 No matter what the author said, I did not move the cheese. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4846 I get why you think I'd know, but I haven't a clue 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4847 Remember; we want it to be almost impossible for staff to locate the exit from their cubicle. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4848 Got milk? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4849 I'm sorry about the other two 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4850 You are amazing! Now get me out of here. It’s my lunchtime! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4851 Now Kyle, how could a wall just move itself? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4852 Have you seen any wine around here? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4853 Ill give you cheese for life if you get me out of here 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4854 So this is where you'll be tested - both physically and emotionally 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4855 I'd show you the way out, but I'm lost. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4856 first take a left then go straight till the next right then go left.............. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4857 Oh and if you see another researcher in a white coat, please give them directions out. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4858 You have no idea where the experiments 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4859 If you find Micky, bring him back with you. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4860 You must work your way through the cubicles to find the corner office. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4861 The goal of this maze is to find a career you enjoy. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4862 You said you knew the way out. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4863 Sorry, mice only. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4864 So it’s, ‘Have you seen any cheese?,’ to everyone on the floor except IT. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4865 For the same reason the chicken crossed the road of course! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4866 Would it bother you if we switched to a vegan cheese? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4867 Yes, it's a race. But remember, it's a marathon, not a sprint. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4868 The good news is that bovine growth hormones works on rodents. The bad news is that you are now considered "steak." 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4869 When you find the way out, come back and get me please. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4870 I just want to know who moved my cheese. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4871 You're here for invitro genesis tests? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4872 A bit of a downgrade from the Minotaur. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4873 You think this is funny, don’t you? 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4874 No, I told you, you already got your reward for finding the cheese first Every. Single. Time. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4875 There’s no hiding cheese from you, is there? 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4876 I know. It's kinda pointless when there's a snack around every corner, but we'd still like to see if you can find your way out. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4877 There are larger forces at work here! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4878 You can choose either Door #1,Door #2,or Door #3. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4879 One rule: No jumping the walls. We don't have insurance. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4880 We've had to scale down operations, but you'll still get your cheese. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4881 I'm sorry, but no matter how big you are, YOU are the one who must run through the maze 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4882 Yes,it's a legitimate scientific experiment,and you can wipe that smile off your face. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4883 I outgrown your research project this time around!!!" 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4884 Can I show you to your room? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4885 Do you prefer cheddar or provolone? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4886 I'm not sure if you've gotten bigger or I've gotten smaller." 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4887 Please help me out. I know you know how the rabbit runs. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4888 Ok Ken, I’ll give you a five minute head start 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4889 It’s the culture of the office that you really miss when working from home 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4890 Where is the cube with port salut cheese in it? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4891 It’s this or a Cat-scan… 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4892 The other mouse is working from home. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4893 Show me the exit route and it's all the cheese you can eat. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4894 I know you said to just do what you do. But can you give me a hint? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4895 How many exits are there? I’m in a bit of a hurry! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4896 Could you help me? I seem to have lost my colleague, the professor Jones? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4897 I’m amazed at the sizable advancements we’ve observed this time around…. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4898 If we get out of this, I'll split the Nobel Prize with you." 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4899 You weren't lying about the mushroom burger in the cafeteria. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4900 If I'm not out by 5 o'clock, come find me. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4901 Sorry, we Can't afford your food Budget this year.. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4902 A participation award? It doesn't work that way. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4903 So should I go right or left on the fourth turn? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4904 Mondays. Amirite? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4905 You couldn’t find your way out …but you sure found my muscle milk ! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4906 Well, since you can look over the top, unfortunately I think you are disqualified. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4907 Follow my droppings. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4908 Forget the cheese. Let's find the exit. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4909 Have you considered another line of work? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4910 Working from home is morally wrong. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4911 obvious the growth steroids worked, but now you want me to find my way out of the maze? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4912 Sorry, it appears there’s been a glitch in the training today. Apparently the cheese went on strike. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4913 I'm sure you'll find your way. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4914 What do you mean I am stereotyping when I gave you the piece of cheese to find the way to my office? ... And you're contacting HR? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4915 Welcome to the Steinbeck Lab! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4916 No more Mr Mice Guy with the head cheese! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4917 We serve only the finest cheese here. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4918 You know it's not fair if you peek over the partitions. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
4919 There's no way out, but I'm here with you 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
4920 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4921 We thought you'd prefer a cubicle for an office. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4922 As an added incentive, we've increased the reward to a full pound of cheese. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4923 I'm sorry; I can't tell you where the trap is. You'll have to find it yourself. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4924 Ok, so, just consider this. You'll be remembered as the A-Mazing Rat. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4925 Shall we blow this place and watch some cat videos ? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4926 White or red with your cheese? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4927 The good news is that we were successful in our efforts to genetically engineer mice as big as humans. The bad news is, I have no idea how to get out of this maze. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4928 If you can make it through the maze in under five minutes Mr. Mann, you'll be rewarded with a slice of pizza I dragged off the subway just this morning. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4929 Correct. I shrunk myself and hid from my co-workers so I could finally tell someone I don't like 'Succession'. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4930 Can you direct me to the cheese isle 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4931 So why do they call you a lab rat…. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4932 I think you are ready for your own Instagram account now. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4933 see if you can beat 30 seconds, the rat race is serious business. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4934 It's a dream... it's a dream... it's a dream 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4935 „No, you can‘t just ask AI for help.“ 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4936 If you're so smart, why are you having such trouble with a standard mouse maze? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4937 I've been here seven years and haven't found the way out yet. I'll follow you. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4938 We have to stop meeting this way. I think my wife is catching on. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4939 Ok. Looks like we’re in this one together. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4940 Seems like I'm the only one trying here. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4941 The growth hormone worked so well that we’re giving you a GPS and setting you loose downtown 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4942 Working together, we can find the way out. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4943 I guarantee you this is how Mickey go started. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4944 when you reach the end there will be a brief survey regarding my service today 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4945 No, and I cannot stress this enough, this is not a hybrid work position. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4946 With your superior skills, help me find a way out of here. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4947 Remember, no looking over the walls. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4948 If you make it to the food reward at the middle, I let you stay up to watch reruns of the Big Bang Theory. Want me to hold your clipboard? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4949 You peeked! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4950 I know it all started as an extraordinary or, as some warned, an unethical experiment, but I sincerely confess now that I'll follow you anywhere. Damn the peer review. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4951 Should we install turnstiles and a third rail wo you can more accurately practice? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4952 If there are no more questions, I'll leave you to it. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4953 Can you lead me to my office? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4954 Did you remember to bring the map? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4955 If you can remember the way, we can find the antidote to the growth hormone. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4956 No cheese. This time, you need to find your way to the manager's office. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4957 So, Daedalus, you’re going to make wings out of the feathers of those things hovering over us you think are birds? 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4958 You've outgrown this experiment and you're free to go. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4959 Size isn’t everything. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4960 I guess they’re right. Build a better mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4961 Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4962 Cheese? I was told there was a USB stick of data. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4963 No, you can't 'scope things out first' with a drone. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4964 You know the routine, it's another brains v. braun study. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4965 I don't think of is as a demotion, but as a chance to build new skills. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4966 I don't know about you, but I wish we could do this online. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4967 Look buddy it wasn’t personal. I was just looking for extra credit. Please, show me the way out! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4968 Sorry Frank, but you're suspended. You tested positive for PEDs. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4969 We acknowledge this is important work but can we remain mindful of the quality of the cheese. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4970 Well look at it this way- you are tall enough that you wont get stuck in the maze; you just look over the top to see where to go! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4971 Mr. Frisby and the Rats of NIHM 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4972 woah a rat like from jerma985 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4973 The Lab is in the east wing. Follow me,otherwise you will never find it. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4974 When you find my colleague send up a flare. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4975 Thank you for helping our pandemic returnees to adjust. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4976 OMG, what clinical trial have you been on ? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4977 My colleagues told me they'd be sending in an expert to help me out of here. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4978 You are nothing but a rat if you don't show me the way out of here. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4979 I’m sorry, you’re too tall for this maze. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4980 I’m really looking for a larger project with room for career growth. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4981 Sorry,you're getting too big for our mazes. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4982 Well, he created ME in his own image, which is nice. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4983 We already burned through our cheese budget… I can offer you Ralph’s coupons… 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4984 the student becomes the teacher 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4985 I left my phone somewhere in there and it’s on silent so I can’t call it. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4986 The janitor told me to leave the premises. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4987 Perks are a challenging environment, free snacks and gym membership, but no, there isn't a work-from-home option. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4988 Am I high, or do you look like the cheese guy . 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4989 What's it like to have big ears? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4990 You may be big enough to play left tackle, but we still need to see if you can learn the plays. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4991 Before we proceed, I have to inform you that the insurance will not cover the extra cheese for the test. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4992 I know you've done this before, just humor me. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4993 Please, you must understand, tippy-toes is not in your nature 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4994 What happens after I find the Nobel Prize? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4995 Please don’t eat me. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4996 'Touché" 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4997 It’s time for a big person challenge. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4998 Do you remember the way to the potions lab? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4999 You stay here. I will get us out of here, because we all know humans know better than nature. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5000 Don’t hurt me. The cheese is four rows to the right. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5001 Year 2123: GOP training facility. I see you qualified for this phase. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5002 This experimental treatment might be a path forward 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5003 Mickey just called. Don't bother trying to get out of the maze. He'll be joining you. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5004 Excuse me, Mouse...Do you know which way the exit is? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5005 Excuse me, could you show me the way out of here? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5006 What if I told you there was a way for you to stay right by the cheese for a whole two weeks next year and every year after that? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5007 The cheese is somewhere in these cubicles. Watch out for the camel, it’s Wednesday. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5008 Do you know the direction to Chucky Cheese? - Dylan Shriver, Kailua HI 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5009 I'm not a midget. You're just a large rat. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5010 Remember, the object is not how many you can eat, but how many you can beat. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5011 If you find a way out, please let me know. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5012 I think it’s aMAZEing. When can I move in? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5013 Next time, try not to peek over the walls. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5014 I'm going to lunch, so keep an eye on the cheese. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5015 This maze should be a piece of cake!... I mean cheese. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5016 I'll give some cheese if you get me out of here. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5017 Remember, no standing up! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5018 Well, Mickey, the experiment worked! Before you meet with the kiddies today we'll have to get you some big-boy clothes. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5019 Your grade will not reflect that you are one big ass rat. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5020 You're looking for cheese and I'm looking for a research grant. Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5021 It was originally designed for regular-sized mice. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5022 We developed shrink ray technology and this mouse-to-English translator device solely so one of us could come down here and tell you to your face just how much we all think you suck. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5023 I know it’s a “triggering event” — that’s the whole point. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5024 The best time so far has been2:02. That's before you were kangaroo. Maybe then we wait while their the 3-5 van van make it up Don't wait. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5025 The fact that you don't like cheese does complicate the experiment. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5026 No, I'm sorry, I don't know where the cheese is. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5027 I’m sorry but rats don’t get to participate in bring your daughter to work day. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5028 I don't know, Doc....sometimes I feel like I'm just stuck in a rat race. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5029 We decided to give our open space a tweak. I'm sure you'll find your cubicle in no time. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5030 I'm sorry,but perhaps this would be more suitable for your children. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5031 I’m Vladimor, what’s your vowel? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5032 Back to the drawing board. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5033 Oh my god I must be asleep in the cheese aisle again. God save me from this damned narcolepsy! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5034 We're all lab rats in this life. Don't know if it's all a placebo or the real deal. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5035 I'm looking for the elevator ? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5036 Did they tell you cheese? I heard it was a robust data set ... 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5037 Occasionally I get lost in my own work. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5038 Here's the deal: the bathroom is at the end and I really gotta go so show me the way and you'll get an entire cheese wheel. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5039 We are testing to see if the growth hormone improves your score in the maze. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5040 Figure it out yourself. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5041 We'll talk about canceling your subscription when you find the center. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5042 Okay, whoever finishes first can keep the clipboard. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5043 Congratulations. You won. You are free to leave now unless of course you would like to wait for the Governor to finish? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5044 Can you show me the way to the cheese buffet? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5045 Simon, you’ve gotten so big! Tell me, what happened to all your little mouse friends? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5046 Drop out of the rat race and do a little research! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5047 We were hoping you can get us out of this crisis, the donkey and elephant couldn't manage. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5048 I was told there would be light apps. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5049 I already told, Robert Kiyosaki TikTok’s will not help you. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5050 Left, left, right, left, right, left, right, left. Right? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5051 Really? They told me it was you that had changed. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5052 Yes, I'm the big cheese but I can't help you out. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5053 The university administration really shrunk the power faculty 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5054 Could I please ride on your back, and you hop along high enough for me to see over the walls? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5055 Look, you're not doing this for a lousy piece of cheese; you're doing this for science. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5056 It'll take you 40 years to get out, but the benefits package is good. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5057 You're saying the real cheese is the friends we make along the way? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5058 Go back to your phallic stage, take a deep breath, and you will then find your way. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5059 Sorry no cheese here. Your dad says meet him at the bank next door. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5060 Well, the growth hormone injections seemed to have worked. Let's now see how your cognitive skills have been effected. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5061 I don't get it either. Let's ask Mouse GPT." Hui, Carmen and Laura, Washington D.C. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5062 First, let's talk about body shape. You're a 'pear.' What do you think? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5063 Did you pull together the numbers for the cheese P&L breakdown? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5064 I'm sorry, we're going to have to let you go. The upkeep on a giant maze is just too much. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
5065 Rest assured, we absolutely respect your concerns and promise they'll be presented to the "Big Cheese". 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5066 Thanks for volunteering. Can I get you anything? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5067 Just how hard have you tried to get out of this maze? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5068 You stupid scientists!Why don't you do it yourself? I'm going to bite your head off unless you let me out of here! I've had enough of your idiocy! Get yourself out of this maze! I'm not going to participate in this idiocy unless you set me free! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5069 So Grace..(and forgive my dry humor) ..let’s just say I’m ‘a-mazed’ by your dexterity..today.. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5070 Instead of your own cheese, all participants get a pizza party at the end of the study. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5071 we have only one shot at this make it good one 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5072 You need to improve your speed without going over the walls. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5073 Who relocated your dairy-curdle reward? Not me, assuredly! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5074 If you spit out the shrink ray, I’ll tell you which way to the cheese. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5075 "Have you seen a white rabbit wearing mascara come through here? 1.1034 0.05867 58 55 0 3
5076 So remind me again: I find the cheese, write it down, and you time me? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5077 Is that you Bob? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5078 "Think of it as a few small steps for rat, a giant leap for ratkind. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5079 Yes, okay. You can use SqueakGPT if you get stuck. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5080 Long time no see, bestie! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5081 Welcome back to the office. It’s been awhile, but we hope you enjoy the cheese. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5082 Yeah this job will trap you like rats. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5083 The last time the Petersons wanted to take us out to eat, they couldn't even find the place. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5084 Nice try Jared Leto! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5085 It's clear that you're treat motivated. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5086 I CAN MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5087 Let's chuck the whole mishigas and go out for a bee 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5088 Life is a maze with many turns. Your reward is at the end. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5089 Go North two blocks, take the first left, go for another three blocks when you come to a "T". Take a right, then..., you gonna write this all down? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5090 You are the taller one here, you help me. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5091 Intuition and instinct? I rely on data. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5092 Think of it as an opportunity for optimization. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5093 They moved the cheese again? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5094 Your student loan has been approved. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5095 After years of experimenting with rats in cages, finally being able to interview his test subjects brought up the curious fact that they worshipped him as their cheese god. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5096 "Save your appetite, my assistant's coming and she's fat and juicy!" 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5097 I'm lost, and not your reward of cheese. Could you please show me the way out? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5098 A left, three rights, and a left again. You can’t miss it. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5099 Last one to the cheese is a rotten egg! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5100 So, apparently, today we are testing your honesty, no peeking allowed!" 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5101 Your growth is exceptional. You’ve got to cut down on the mice. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5102 Oh, this is what I feared. No one ever listens to me. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5103 Despite all my rage I'm still just a rate in a maze. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5104 Your assignment, should you decide to accept it, is to find your way to the exit and then come back and get me. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5105 Absolutely not. You will need to hide and I will seek. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5106 Perhaps the 5th booster was overkill. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5107 Five pounds of cheese is yours if you tell no one I needed your help getting out of here. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5108 The trial clearly stated ‘In Mice AND Men’” @keith_watercolo 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5109 No seriously, which way to the exit? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5110 Despite we have made HUGE advances in shrinking science they still pay really well for RatAndMaze® experiments. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5111 We're researching if growth hormones also increase intelligence. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5112 You'll only run the maze for Queso Cabrales?!? My lab budget can only afford Rogue River Blue! 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5113 Remember, if you have fun, you win! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5114 What kind of cheese are you offering? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5115 Only if you give me a whole wheel. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5116 I understand that a full cheese tray would be a nicer goal, but we don’t have the budget. Just do your best to find the little orange cube. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5117 Oh,hah,I get it. You and the maze actually grew. That is pretty trippy. Anyway,have you found the dru 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5118 It’s a trap! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5119 Honestly, no. I have been here 30 years and have not been able to find my way out of this rat race 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5120 Your cognitive skills seem fine, now let’s check that prostate. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5121 No, you can't rent out the space. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5122 Threatening to go slower won't change the fact that we can't offer unpasteurized cheese at the end of the maze. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5123 It's up to you now since you've eaten the other mice. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5124 . I think you’ll get lost in my maze. You haven’t practiced! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5125 Your cubicle is just over here. How do you feel about working nights and weekends? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5126 I can find the cheese remotely. I hate coming in for work. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5127 Yeah, what’s happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5128 I think we need to start rewarding with Low Caloric Cheese. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5129 Your time would improve if you didn't eat so much pizza. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5130 It’s just a job not so much a race 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5131 That new intern Alice is gonna get an earful once I find the cheese. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5132 Excuse me, but would you mind if I scurried along with you? Alec Folk, Ohio 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5133 Is cheese THAT important to you? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5134 I like the metaphor much more than its literal application . . . just sayin' . . . 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5135 So, what is it you ate, stuck in here so many years? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5136 You outgrew the cheese and will now be rewarded with internet time. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5137 Yes, you a-maze me--constantly! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5138 We think it's due to the growth hormones in the cheese. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5139 If you get lost, call you teenage son. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5140 I know you have been here the longest, but you are just too big to make it on the outside. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5141 Okay, I’ll admit that the rapid growth experiment didn’t go as expected, but trust me, running the maze is fun. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5142 Really, I don’t know who stole your cheese! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5143 I won't go over the rules as it is obvious you have been in our "Growth Hormone Reward Maze," before. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5144 Enough with the Stairway to Heaven already ... 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5145 OK, I'll forgo the maze assignment if you tell me where you put the shrinking antidote. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5146 That hair colour is a little mousey on you 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5147 I know all the cheese is gone. But if you wanted Bob to follow the rules and walk through your stupid run, you should have made the walls higher! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5148 I thought I’d fancy a piece of cheese myself, but got lost on the way 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5149 Narf you too buddy. Where. Is. Brain? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5150 Before I morph back up let’s review. When I wink with my left eye go left. Same idea with the right. If I rub my nose go straight. Pick the third cheese at the end. Try to look natural. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5151 I see you found the kitchen but I can’t help you with the way out. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5152 Seriously? Micro dosing still doesn't explain why we're here. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5153 'I'd assumed they'd just make a smaller maze' 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5154 Could you please show me the way out? I need to have a word with the lab next door about where they are aiming their miniaturizer. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5155 I get it. You like cheese. Can you please tell me how to get out of here? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5156 So you’re saying you don’t know where HR is? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5157 Due to budget cuts, I have to let you go. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5158 At the end of the maze you'll get a cheese NFT that you can turn for a real piece of cheese. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5159 Fancy meeting you here! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5160 No, I’ve never really thought of myself as ‘stuck in the rat race’.” 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5161 Sorry Mick, but the cheese is in another maze. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5162 Why do you rats make us run around these cubicles in order to find food in the end ? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5163 You may not have gotten smarter but you have gotten larger 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5164 Because of your size you'll have to wear a blindfold. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5165 We were not able to enlarge the cheese. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5166 This really comes down to 'Where do you think you are' 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5167 You can thank Reviewer #3 for this. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5168 Repeat after me : Cheese - yummy . People - yuck . 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5169 Okay, you did find the big cheese! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5170 Whaddya mean, No? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5171 C'mon, with a few tips from you I bet I can shave a few seconds off my lab partner's best time. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5172 You say you ate the other mice ? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5173 Man: “I was told this is where I come to escape out of the rat race…” Mouse: “I think they gave you the wrong address…” @newyorkercartoons 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5174 I can give you first 3 months free, for the roof problem. The last tenant didn’t need it.. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5175 We're counting on you to reverse the miniaturization protocols. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5176 No, you may not use GPS. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5177 O.K., you win. I'll give you name brand cheese if you help me out of here. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5178 Welcome to my world. How do you like this angle? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5179 If you find anyone working in there they will give you some cheese. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5180 No, I'm not going to tell you how to get out of here. You figure it out. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5181 You're big enough to find your way out without my help. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5182 Your pay cheque awaits. In you go. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5183 Have you or anyone in your family been diagnosed with rabies? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5184 I’m sorry we have no WFH policy here. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5185 Excuse me, I seem to have lost my way. You wouldn't be open to giving me directions, would you? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5186 I was just thinking, maybe I could get a ride if we are both going to the same place 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5187 I've been trying for hours. Can you please tell me the way out. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5188 So you want me to search for the maze for the high fructose corn syrup? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5189 Sorry, but we can't allow you to bring your compass. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5190 We're retiring you for an AI rat. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5191 No magic mushrooms this time, just cheese. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5192 If we both work together, maybe we can find the cheese and get out of this rat race. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5193 This downsizing is literally going to kill me. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5194 Where’s the breakroom? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5195 I do understand that you'd prefer a creamy burrata, but honestly, all we have is our standard swiss cheese. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5196 What do you mean my breath smells cheesy? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5197 Yes Millicent, at last we can find the way together. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5198 To get there from here you take a left, a right, a left, another left, then a right, a left then another left and then a right, and there you are. Easy peasy. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5199 This isn’t fair. I don’t like cheese. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5200 I'm only here because I love cheese. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5201 This pre-pandemic “cube farm” was more hamster-on-a-wheel than mouse maze. The only way out was a global pandemic. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5202 There's no more cheese! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5203 It's one-size-fits-most. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5204 We're both quicker but unfortunately dumber than a Roomba. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5205 On the bright side, our rodent growth hormone experiment has been a complete success. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5206 Sorry Doc. No can do. The cheese just isn 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5207 It's you or me big guy and I ain't moving! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5208 We're supposed to work together on this one. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5209 We're stuck in our cubicles, yours have prizes at the end. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5210 Remember I’m “The Man” You are the mouse. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5211 O.K.,just so I understand: you’re giving me two minutes to find my way out before you eat my skull. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5212 For the sake of our statistics you should really not surpass the other test participants all the time any more! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5213 The Instagram Institute 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5214 No, I'm not lost! I'm just following you to see if you could find the exit. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5215 No, no. This is a GIANT mouse in a maze cartoon. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5216 Sorry about the wait. We need to know if you 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5217 Dude. I’ve nailed this like 3 times in 3 tries already. Do it again? May sound trite, but I smell a rat. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5218 I’d like a refund. The order was for a large chocolate mousse. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5219 And another thing- we're switching to diet cheese. 1.0943 0.05563 53 50 1 2
5220 What a dummy, it’s ‘Don’t fear’ –not jeer –‘the Reaper’ 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5221 Where are the other two? I’ll refer you to the ophthalmologist. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5222 Local 157 is waiting for you at the end. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5223 Hey, man. Thanks for the clothes. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5224 It's not about cheese anymore... you've to reach for higher goals now. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5225 Do you know the kangraoo episode of 'Tom and Jerry'? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5226 Please help me, Mr. Mouse 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5227 Whaddya mean, turn about is fair game? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5228 The little guy is definitely losing against the vermin. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
5229 I think it's time for me to remind you that this is a behavioral study, not a contest to see how much of the incentive treat you can eat. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5230 The first test is for you to find your desk. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5231 I know it gets old,but think how much you’re learning. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
5232 The exit is just over to your right and around several corners. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5233 Now, who's the mousier one? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5234 Tell me this, did you lick the stamp or did I? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5235 I’m a-mazed to see you here. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5236 This mouse be amazing! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5237 Can't find your way out...so sad. you grew up here 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5238 So I need to write everything about the path I take, but you get to eat the giant cheese? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5239 Let’s stop running, Doc! Its lunchtime..and your Karma… 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5240 The good news is if you help me out of here I’ll get you a whole WHEEL of cheese. The bad news is you have a cocktail of STDs.” 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5241 I said good day sir. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5242 This only works if you don 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5243 And what’s the vesting period for the Gouda? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5244 I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5245 In case of a fire alarm, please proceed to the nearest exit. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5246 Our apologies for the closed wine bar today. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5247 You say there’s cheese somewhere in here? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5248 I want to learn from your experience! Is the first turn a right or a left? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5249 Why are you bigger than me? And I assume because you are bigger you will be faster and get through the maze before me! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5250 Sorry, no more cheese. Our testing revealed you're lactose intolerant. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5251 Your choice is either the unapppetizing option before you,or a curated international cheese banquet at the end of the maze. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5252 What do you mean you'll eat me? I'm running this test! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5253 Sorry to disappoint. I think when they said you'd be working in a cube you thought they meant cube of cheese. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5254 I can get you more cheese. First, give me the names of all the cheaters. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5255 We've found that this works better to relax the participants than removing the white coat. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5256 Beats the outside world. 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
5257 We don’t offer cheese anymore due to the price inflation of everything, and yourself. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5258 You'd be amazed by what they told me my job would be! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5259 I'm sorry MX-19. You've finished all the mazes. There aren't any left to do. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5260 Is this another mousetrap!" 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5261 No, I'm decidedly NOT the Big Cheese around here. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5262 Yes, I understand we have somewhat similar noses, but I want to assure you I am not your father. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5263 I'm following you. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5264 The cheese stands alone. But, where? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5265 WWRMD (What would Rick Moranis do) 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5266 We’ve had to cut back so there’s no cheese, but one of my tastiest coworkers is waiting at the exit. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5267 I knew you were a clever rat but I never thought I'd have to meet it head-on... 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5268 No peeking, ok? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5269 Any clue on why nobody wants to return to the office? Is it my lab attire? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5270 No, I do not know how to get to the cheese. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5271 I'm shocked. We ended up in the same place. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5272 Did you bring your vitae? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5273 No, I'm not made of cheese, why do you ask? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5274 If I were to ride on your back so I can look over the wall and give you directions, that would be cheating. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5275 We're cutting down on your cheese quota. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5276 DUNNO, I CAN'T HELP. SOMEHOW, YOU'VE GOTTA SQUEEZE YOUR WAY THROUGH 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5277 We’ve been experimenting by putting out larger amounts of cheese. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5278 Remember whoever gets to the end first, wins. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5279 Nice to finally be off Zoom. Silly me, I thought you were an avatar." 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5280 Listen, I got you out of the cosmetics testing gig, but at some point your going to have to contribute something to the progress of mankind. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5281 This is just like that documentary ‘Honey! I shrunk the kids!’ I saw in college. 1.0909 0.04695 66 62 2 2
5282 We require a minimum of three days in the maze. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5283 Hi, I'm the Rat Czar. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5284 A giant chunk of cheese? Over there... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5285 Your desk for today has been reserved in section C. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5286 I’m not leaving till you turn your back. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5287 It's a rat race but I'll be supporting you all the way. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5288 I'm sorry, but using a GPS is cheating. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5289 Return to office. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5290 Do you know the way to the men’s room? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5291 Whatever the experiment, either you are shrinking or I am growing... 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5292 I’m Doctor D ,I can’t find the way out of Here. It’s like Health Insurance. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5293 They call me Mazel. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5294 The good news is the growth hormone worked. The bad news is that I can 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5295 If you put in the work, there's cheese in it for you. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5296 Well, it's lunch time - follow me. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5297 If you spare my life I'll tell you where the cheese is. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5298 We tried CubeWorld, Open Plan and Hot Desk. This is what HR came up with next. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5299 You’re here because the last one never exited. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5300 So, you're here to get a squeak-end opinion on your diagnosis? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5301 Just because you have a pen and clipboard doesn't mean that you are any more amazing than I am. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5302 I don’t give a rat’s ass ? It’s scientific jargon, doesn’t mean a thing. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5303 If I tell you the way, do you promise not to tell the big cheese”? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5304 Your cheese is to heavy for me to have moved. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5305 Just when you thought you won the rat race 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5306 I`m lost , could you tell me where the exit is , Mr . Mouse ? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5307 So, no more strikes in the city? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5308 'Where's your bull mask? Where's your human outfit?' 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5309 Were you always that tall or did one of us find the wrong piece of cheese? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5310 No, we don't give you the cheese until a week after the pay period ends 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5311 You've grown quite big since we started to look for the exit 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5312 Wow, how you've grown since the last time I saw you. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5313 Remember, this maze isn’t big enough to contain you! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5314 I smelled you cutting cheese 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5315 Fail - but I'd again like to note the subject's elegance and compassion. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5316 Who moved my cheese? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5317 Tonight? I'll try, but I got no idea when I'm getting out of here. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5318 I'm a transfer from the human experimentation division. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5319 We are on to you, this time the maze is not made of cheese. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5320 You are a mouse, so you should know how do get out of here; but I don't 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5321 Do you prefer Swiss or Cheddar? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5322 They told me the cheese was this way? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5323 Here’s the scoop. We’re actually watching the observers to see how they react to your actions during the test. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5324 Sorry about the budget cuts. But success is its own reward,right? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5325 If you finish in 15 minutes I'll take you to Chuck-E-Cheese. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5326 Welcome to your own special district! You’re looking for 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5327 Your telling me that you spent all this time studying me running through this maze, but you don't even know the way out? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5328 Hello, I'm your assigned life coach. Follow my guidance and you'll increase your cheese intake by at least 35%. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5329 Honestly, I have no idea why they shrunk ME 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5330 You're lost? Don't look to me, buddy. My wife is banging her personal trainer, and my kids won't talk to me. I'm hoping some hot grad student will take pity on me tonight, but I'll probably sleep in the basement in a pile of empty beer cans. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5331 What do you mean I smell like cheese? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5332 No, my name isn't Mr. Cheese. Why do you ask? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5333 Okay, so much for jumping. Now, let's see how fast you can take your self-inflated ego and scurry outta here like everyone else. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5334 Yes, we realize it looks much like your dreaded maze, but this is where your Covid booster is scheduled. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5335 All we said was that food would be involved! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5336 Just follow me 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5337 I think moving up this event by one week made you fail the drug test. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5338 I hope there’s no hard feelings 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5339 If you liked our incentive scheme, you’ll love our new referral program. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5340 so you are new here eh? Which department do you work in? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5341 Oh yes, sir. Got it. Ratified. ;-) 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5342 I am looking for a Cat Department 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5343 Thanks for the growth hormones Doc. Now I'd like to see how fast you can find the ham sandwich. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5344 Goy me, I'm lost too. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5345 Just tell me where the exit is! I’ll get you the cheese. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5346 The hamster finished it in 5 minutes, but you've been walking in circles for an hour. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5347 Rest assured that your cheesy reward is in proportion to your size. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5348 What makes you think that I am going to run through this maze, first ? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5349 Yes, I'll marry you and folliw you down life's infinitte hallways. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5350 You are big. It's not that the mazes got smaller. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5351 Try it again without climbing the walls. ok? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5352 I’m sorry, Mickey, we’re going to have to let you go. Can’t afford the feed bill. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5353 Now go find that giant wheel of Pecorino" 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5354 So me and the guys were thinking, and... we don't know what to get you for Christmas. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5355 Sorry doc, even I can't figure out this maze of office cubicles. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5356 The cat has got my tongue. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5357 Sorry, I can't help you. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5358 I’ll give you the results if you make it to the other side. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5359 Mickey Mouse-you aren't! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5360 I've been lost for days! Can you show me where to find the cheese? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5361 Now... remember what I taught you... and if you get lost...peek over the top! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5362 Lost? Try Rat-Nav ! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5363 No, I'm not but it's gotta be somewhere around here. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5364 There's no escape. Only death. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5365 Well, you’re bigger than I am, so you can plan the route. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5366 I'm relying on you to get us out of this mess. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5367 This is a no-brainer for some one my size!! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5368 So how do we get outta here? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5369 It wasn’t personal. I was just following orders! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5370 The strike is over. You won 10 more years in a cubicle! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5371 Ms. Edam? Third cubicle on the left behind me. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5372 Without an appointment, you'll find it to be a maze." 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5373 Are you going to show me how to get out of here? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5374 let's see who can get there first. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5375 Sorry, but due to the office market slump, we’re shutting down our cubicle testing facility, and you’ll need to be exterminated. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5376 Rats! That’s just amazing! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5377 It’s a promotion, but…warning…there’s less “cheese” at the end 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5378 I may not look like the Big Cheese around here, but congratulations on your amazing performance! 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5379 I know it’s boring but at least it’s a job. C. Tom Howes 507 Valley Road Havertown, PA 19083 610-789-3176 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5380 Congratulations! You are the winner of our Build a Better Mousetrap award. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5381 And now peeking over the walls. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5382 One more thing, can you help me find my way back to my cubicle? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5383 Which way did you say was out ? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5384 OK, we're trapped in a maze and your the lab mouse. Do you have Google Maps on your phone? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5385 What are they putting in the cheese? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5386 Well, I don't know where the mouse's bathroom is. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5387 Tell you what pal, How bout you go get the stinkin’ cheese, and I’ll stand here holding the clipboard? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5388 Say, can you show me the way out of this maze 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5389 This is not what I meant when I said double it and give it to the next person 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5390 Your job is to find a bigger cat. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
5391 I understand that the team wants to update the office, but we just can't get the job done with an open floor plan. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
5392 This is definitely the last time I let my kids play with the shrink ray. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5393 But it’s a really big piece of cheese. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5394 If you make it through, I can introduce you to the Big Cheese. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5395 Look, I know you have the experience on me. How exactly do I get out of here? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5396 You can choose any cubicle you'd like. It's a shared workspace. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5397 Ricky, this is your last chance before they bring on the AI rat. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5398 You will be remembered for your efforts. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5399 I live on natural food doc. You can tik all your checklist boxes 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5400 It was designed by Professor Limburger. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5401 This cubicle farm should make you feel at home. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5402 You've got it backward -- I'm supposed to be training you! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5403 According to ChatGPT 5, we are in for a really nice treat! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5404 Yes, I am very small, which makes me perfect for this experimental assignment. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5405 I know it's a "rat race "out there but here you are in control ,don't mess it up. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5406 Thanks for the gesture but I think that you should continue to carry the clipboard and let me run through the maze as always. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5407 Hungry? You can pick up a pound of Jarlsberg at the corner deli. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5408 Due to your increased size, you will only receive a verbal affirmation from now on. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5409 They tell me you love limburger? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5410 Sorry, I only CUT the cheese. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5411 Just because you're bigger doesn't mean your faster. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5412 It's obvious that finding and eating the cheese is no longer a challenge for you Tom, and so we've decided to place a healthier alternative in the maze this time. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5413 I’m sorry Governor, you can’t get there from here… 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5414 I find this maze very challenging Dr. Rat 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5415 Shrinking-ray accident. Cheese?... 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5416 Before you start I have to tell we ran out of cheese 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5417 The big inflatable rat out front? Just means there's good cheese here. I wouldn't read into it. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5418 Good luck finding the door, doc. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5419 Oh, you know, just running the human race. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5420 And she said to me: "I know you're not telling me the truth, you little man..." 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5421 We are conducting a survey,Bree or Cheddar? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5422 Size of King Kong in a month. I need a new maze the size of New York by then. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5423 I can’t find your office either. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5424 Anything you'd like to tell me? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5425 Try not to think about my dad and just do your best. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5426 Sorry, Smitty. You just don't fit the parameters. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5427 What part of life’s amazing did you not understand? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5428 Ok, Mr Rat, I made a sketch of the maze on my clipboard, but you have to go through it on your own. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5429 No problem, I'll be glad to walk through the maze. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5430 To get out of this maze, think like Trump’s lawyers. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5431 What do you mean you've got long Covid? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5432 I'm afraid we don't have the budget for Pule cheese. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5433 Somebody stole the cheese 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
5434 Now,where did I put that cheese? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5435 This is the last time I’m going to tell you, left, left, right, second right, left, left again, then two rights. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
5436 Rodney,you need to take some right turns too if you want to get to the other side. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5437 I’m sorry we had to cut back on the cheese at the end. I hope this doesn’t effect your effort. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5438 Is it ok if I draw a map as I’m exploring? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5439 You 've grown big and strong over these years, but you're 21 now and it is time to move on to life's challenges 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5440 : "I've looked at the data. I think I should run the maze again. I can do it better. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5441 I understand you still want to renegotiate your contract. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5442 If you don't find the exit within thirty minutes, you will return to your original size. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
5443 Okay, you've got this. Remember - left, left, right. Left, left, right, right, right. Right, right, right, right. Left, left, left, left, right. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5444 Now lets see who is running to where? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5445 yes,Viagra is great,but we are still working out some of the side effects 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5446 I know your just a mouse, all be it a big mouse , but you can't just wander around all night after the lights go out! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5447 Let’s make a deal. You don’t try to eat me and I’ll give you an aerial map and the cheese coordinates 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5448 I have an opening for you next Tuesday 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5449 I don't know who constructed this test, but if you don't kill me, I will try to find out. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5450 Some art on the walls really would make this more enjoyable. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5451 I'm the monitor. Give me the clipboard and just do the maze." 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5452 Sorry, friend, but the factory said they're still in the design phase for the SupraExtra sized maze. hang in there! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5453 All new employees are rewarded a large chunk of cheese if they find their cubicle before 5 PM. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5454 And remember, no jumping in the maze. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5455 I shall be tailing you for this experiment. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5456 Rats! It's a mousetrap out there and the cat's always on ya tail! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5457 After you! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5458 The people confront their representatives. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5459 I'm a little lost dude. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5460 Mouse, please show me the way out. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5461 The cheese is down the hall and to the left. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5462 I can see you're much bigger. Tell me, did you check the side effects before taking that medicine? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5463 sorry mate I'm as stumped as you 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5464 Oh don’t worry! The makeup we tried on you also makes your eyes look bigger 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5465 You’re overweight already, don’t say cheese for your picture one more time 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
5466 Excuse me, I was looking for Rick Moranis. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5467 There's no cheese at the end, but trust me, the experience is invaluable. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5468 Look, not only there a really large piece of cheese but there is a really nice parachute! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5469 The Big Cheese? No I'm not--he has a corner office. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5470 What happened to all the people? They discovered they could skip the rat race, but still get their cheese. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
5471 I was hoping to speak to the big cheese. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5472 I smell cheese over there, but it might be a ruse. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5473 Of course I respect your rights, but my funding is at risk, not to mention your cheese. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5474 Promise me that you won't peek over the top of the maze to get out. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5475 Sorry, we’ve gone all ‘Touch-Screen,’ and holograms, so we no longer need…but daily cheese will continue. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5476 You're amazing... and also quite large. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5477 ‘You’re the first non-human we’ve tested this on’ 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5478 Could you help me to find the cheese, please? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5479 The mouse maze concept does not include me taking a turn. You are on your own Mickey. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5480 There are several exits here. Your best option might be a new location for your operations. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5481 Answer these riddles three: Who is the cheese? What is the cheese? Where is the cheese? … I think we’re both stuck in different mazes. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5482 Can you get me in to see the big cheese? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5483 There is no cheese today, Joe 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5484 We'd like to examine the notion of the 'big cheese.' 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5485 You're at the 2000th percentile for both height and weight--we're going to cut back on your protein powder. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5486 You can figure out how corrupt Clinton, Obama, Biden are, but you can't get through a stupid maze? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5487 Is this the set of ‘The Further Adventures of AntMan’? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5488 Just so we’re clear. Compensation for participation in this study is not per pound. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5489 We are tracking your time and progress. With your divergent mind, you can not chew through the walls. That’s not what I get paid for. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5490 Governor DeSantis says we have to kill you. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
5491 Field research. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5492 you are allowed to eat the cheese but not all the mice too 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
5493 Can you tell me how to get out of here? I've been stuck in here all day with just a little piece of cheese to eat. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5494 First off, what's your view of mice supremacy? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5495 So that’s why I’ve asked you to help me find my cubical. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5496 So typically this test is performed after the subject has taken adderall, but we’re fresh out. So this time I decided I’d take some Xanax and watch you figure it out. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5497 This is a new definition of a "peer review" study 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5498 If you get through the maze first you win a shiny new pair of white gum boots and the governorship of Florida. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
5499 So you're not going to give me directions? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5500 When I say "GO," the clock starts! You must find the cheese and return it to me. We expect to hire the 10 fastest participants! 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5501 Clarence, I know you spoke with HR about my work ethic.What a puffy move! 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5502 I’m sorry, the HR department currently works from home… 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5503 How long have I got? 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
5504 Find your way through the maze until you find the cookie that will bring you back to your normal size. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5505 Let's consider an economy of scale. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5506 I told you Harry, *you* moved your cheese. That's not part of the test. You just forgot. 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
5507 Are you hear for the job interview? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5508 You just have to find a fulfilling career that doesn't compromise your principles, pays well, makes your parents proud and leaves time for personal pursuits. 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
5509 A maze by your growth! 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5510 No, I’m not one of trumps former lawyers 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5511 Get me outta here! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5512 You do an amazing job but we still hand to let you go! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5513 No, your food treat doesn't talk. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5514 I've got bad news, they're cutting the company match for the 401K. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5515 Yes, I can take your suggestions on how to improve the experiment to our Metaverse expert as soon as we find him. He's avatar is a cheese. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5516 No, there's no cheese at the en dof the maze 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5517 Don't ask me - I don't even like cheese. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5518 Chuck you Farley. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
5519 Sorry, we pay in dollars not cheese. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5520 An Employee of the Month Award. Great idea, Andersonñ I'll pass it on to upstairs. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5521 Yes, I do think management may have an issue with unionization. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5522 Only the suspicious folks around here will smell you. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5523 My name is Mr. Cheese. Why do you ask? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5524 We're out of cheese. Just show me where the bathroom is! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5525 Well, being a vegan, I just really don't have the incentive. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
5526 Shouldn't you be out demonstrating against some unlawful labor hiring law somewhere? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5527 You have bankrupted our cheese fund. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5528 What do you mean you lack motivation? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5529 Do you smell cheese? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5530 Hello. My name is Sheila and I'll be your guide today. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5531 No, my PhD committee has not checked my box yet! I can't just begin writing! 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5532 If you can find a way through our turnover should improve. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5533 It's to test your sense of direction. Don't worry--Bonds, A-Rod, and Clemens reported no alteration whatsoever. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5534 Dr. Livingston,I presume? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5535 Would you mind showing me the way out? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5536 Now we are at the same level, let's see who is the first finding the way out of this maze 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5537 Mickey, We need you to find Dr. Finklestein 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5538 You are an engineered-mouse, so if you navigate the maze, there is coq au vin with organically grown asparagus bathed in extra virgin olive oil balanced by fresh white truffles served over a bed of rice, for your pleasure. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
5539 Do you like string cheese or Swiss cheese? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5540 This time, there is no cheese. I'm going to hide. Pretend I am the cheese, and look for me. The difference is that if you find me, you don't get to eat me. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
5541 I wish we could be friends 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5542 I'm sorry but you don't qualify for this study. You're too tall. You'll cheat. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5543 Do you already have a permanent residence? 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5544 Yes, I've heard you looked all over. Sorry to say, sir: No, I don't know who moved your cheese. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5545 I really don't see why you needed me! 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
5546 So they aren’t kidding about the serving sizes at La Fromagerie. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5547 You can sulk here all day if you want or you can get on with it and prove once and for all that size matters. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5548 Yes shrink ray accident, please lead me to the cheese now 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5549 Sorry NO cheddar....your height has caused a skew in the maze challenge numbers growth hormone experiments are not preformed at this lab... try The White House I here they are hiring .. LBGQT+++ OR straights for potential to grow into job skills 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5550 You can choose classical or radical but don't ask yourself 'Y. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
5551 There is a wheel of cheese is at the other end. 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
5552 I can see that the serum has worked well, now it's time that you show us a way out and a way forward from this place 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
5553 This is one of those "I scratch your back you scratch mine" moments. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
5554 Silly me. I had the Atomizer in reverse. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
5555 I call it LIFE. The sooner we quit looking for a way out, the better we'll feel. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
5556 Can you help me find my way out 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
5557 No more Lab-yrinth for you. We’ll a /maze them together. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5558 This is actually a test of smarts, not endurance, so, no, we didn't realize mice could live to 114 years of age. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5559 You got ME all sized-up? Well, I say your little >?<#>&<%>@! game-based assessment goes BOTH ways! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5560 I see your chart is showing some lactose trouble. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5561 Despite all my rage, I’m still just a mouse in a maze 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5562 No, we’re not testing GPS, we’re testing CPS – Cheese Positioning System for placing … well, never mind. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5563 When I first started I couldn’t see over the walls. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5564 Just because we made you bigger doesn't mean you're brain is ALSO bigger,,,,,, soooo,,,,,,,,,, where is the exit? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
5565 Mr president - you did very well with the maze. Now - can you get back to to the round office STAT ? The VP-QWERTY can not find it. (Damn acronyms) 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
5566 'you know i'm in charge? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
5567 Before I start, what do I get if I finish the rat race? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
5568 This place stinks 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
5569 And once you find your way out of this mess, please don’t forget to come back and help me find My way out. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
5570 Okay, I give up. I'll give you all of my food pellets if you can just lead me out of here. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
5571 I used to have bigger responsibilities. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
5572 You can have all the cheese you want if you show me the way out of here. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5573 In this round, whoever gets to the cheese, first can work from home on Fridays. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5574 ONLY ELEPHANTS ARE ALLOWED IN THE ROOM 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
5575 OK, you were right. It actually is pretty hard when you can't see it from above. So that's my bad — OK? I'm sorry. Now can you please, please tell me where the fentanyl is? Please. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
5576 We don't use bread crumbs. Keep moving. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
5577 Now remember, you’re only running against yourself. No judgemental Outcome … 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
5578 I'm lost. Can you help me find my way through this maze?" Curt Wyffels, Plymouth, M 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0