Contest #850


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Number of captions 5379
Number of responses 31173
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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 If you wanted me to jump, you could've just pushed me. 1.8000 0.13765 20 6 12 2
1 I prefer soul. 1.6667 0.18078 18 9 6 3
2 I'm about to be at your door! 1.6316 0.17456 19 10 6 3
3 Shut the fuck up! 1.6154 0.24122 13 8 2 3
4 This motherfucker. 1.6000 0.23503 15 10 1 4
5 At least the scythe was quieter! 1.5833 0.19300 12 6 5 1
6 I think you're taking the genre a bit too literally. 1.5833 0.25990 12 8 1 3
7 Are you working from home full time now? 1.5625 0.18186 16 9 5 2
8 Don't quit your night job! 1.5625 0.15729 16 8 7 1
9 Mozart's Requiem -- on an electric guitar??? 1.5455 0.24730 11 7 2 2
10 Do you take last requests? 1.5385 0.21529 13 8 3 2
11 Ok, you win. I'll give you back the scythe. 1.5333 0.19190 15 9 4 2
12 Hey- I'm trying to finish my taxes up here! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
13 At this hour? You're killing me! 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
14 I'm trying to rest in peace over here! 1.5000 0.26874 10 7 1 2
15 Hey, Dead Head. Enough with the Riff. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
16 Stop, you're killing me! 1.5000 0.19462 12 7 4 1
17 You were never a Rock Legend! 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
18 Don't you have a funeral to go to? 1.5000 0.16667 10 5 5 0
19 You can't say you're in a band; if you're the only member. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
20 Dude! Can't you play something besides "You Are My Sunshine"? 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
21 And a lot less cowbell! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
22 Please, just use the scythe 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
23 You’re never going to be Jimmy Page, so give it a break 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
24 If it'll make you shut up, I'll play you at chess. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
25 Have you got anything besides Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door? 1.5000 0.20300 14 9 3 2
26 Enough, already! How many times are you gonna play '(Don't Fear) The Reaper'? 1.5000 0.26874 10 7 1 2
27 Quiet! You sound like Death warmed over! 1.5000 0.16667 10 5 5 0
28 He’s trying to play “Stairway to Heaven.” 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
29 Enough “Don’t Fear The Reaper”! 1.5000 0.19462 12 7 4 1
30 Enough with the “Highway to Hell” song! 1.5000 0.19462 12 7 4 1
31 Oh, no, Scream 7, the musical! 1.5000 0.16667 10 5 5 0
32 If you don't stop practicing, I'm gonna die! 1.5000 0.26874 10 7 1 2
33 I'd be grateful...Oh, never mind. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
34 If you could quit on Truckin', I'd be Grateful, Dead! 1.5000 0.19462 12 7 4 1
35 Would it kill you to play something a little more lively? 1.5000 0.16667 10 5 5 0
36 Hey down there! You trying to raise the dead? 1.5000 0.70711 2 1 1 0
37 Hey deadbeat, get a job! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
38 I’m just vacuuming, don’t be dramatic. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
39 Will you please stop playing and put me out of my misery? 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
40 Don’t you ever take a holiday? 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
41 Where'd you get that soul? 1.4667 0.16523 15 9 5 1
42 You win. Come back. 1.4667 0.21529 15 11 1 3
43 That song’s been done to death. 1.4615 0.14391 13 7 6 0
44 'dead yes, grateful maybe' 1.4615 0.21529 13 9 2 2
45 Can you bring this to an end? 1.4615 0.18311 13 8 4 1
46 Hey, read your rental agreement...No Stairway to Heaven! 1.4615 0.18311 13 8 4 1
47 Have you seen Bill or Ted? 1.4615 0.18311 13 8 4 1
48 Can you let us rest in peace?! 1.4545 0.15746 11 6 5 0
49 Yo! Death! Thou playist when I was expecting sleep! 1.4545 0.24730 11 8 1 2
50 Hey! Some of us still have to live in the morning, ya know! 1.4545 0.15746 11 6 5 0
51 Shut the hell up! 1.4545 0.24730 11 8 1 2
52 Know anything a little happier? 1.4545 0.15746 11 6 5 0
53 Just so you know, that complaint didn’t come from me! 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
54 Sounds more like Stairway To Hell to me fella! 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
55 Don't you have a job to go to? 1.4545 0.15746 11 6 5 0
56 Either liven it up, or shut up! 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
57 On second thought, play as long and loud as you want too. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
58 I like the Dead but pipe down! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
59 Learn to play something besides Stairway to Heaven! 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
60 Could you Please stop playing the Dead's-- "Friend of the Devil" and instead, play Led Zeppelin's,-- " Stairway to Heaven" 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
61 Keep it down! That music’s loud enough to wake the dead! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
62 Any chance you can play something more lively? We’re dying up here! 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
63 You're supposed to use a scythe, not an ax. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
64 Hey! Don't you know people are trying to live around here? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
65 Man, whoever that is, they're slaying it. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
66 Hey, can you please stop playing songs by the Grateful Dead? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
67 CAN YOU WAIT TILL THE MIDIGHT HOUR? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
68 That is SO ‘80’s 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
69 If you don't turn that down you're dead, punk! 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
70 Can you keep it down? I hear you every waking moment as if being drawn toward some greater fate I don’t want acknowledge. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
71 Return of the Grateful Dead 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
72 Could you at least play something a little livelier? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
73 Can you please play something other than death metal? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
74 The live version is easier. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
75 Killing me softly, are you? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
76 Hey, liven it up a bit, will you, I'm going death! 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
77 Your infernal racket will be the death of me! 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
78 Hey! Some of us are trying to live! 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
79 Turn it down. You're burying the drummer. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
80 Do you know anything other than Lawrence Welk? 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
81 If I hear that blasted 'Staircase to Heaven' one more time..... 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
82 Hey Eddie! Wanna keep it down a bit? 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
83 Ask not for whom the bell tolls… 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
84 Something made him reconsider his noice complaint to the police 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
85 More like deaf metal 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
86 Dude! Death Metal is long gone. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
87 I, for one, am not grateful! 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
88 Dude, you need more cowbell! 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
89 Can you play something with a little life in it? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
90 Ok, now THIS one is your final warning! 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
91 On second thought, I won't complain about the noise. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
92 Sounds great. Too bad your fan base is decaying. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
93 Would it kill you to turn it down? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
94 Play "Misty" for me. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
95 Hey — even if we don’t fear the Reaper, you ought to fear the co-op board. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
96 I don't ever want to hear that song again! 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
97 The "Dead Zeppelin" tribute band thing has gone far enough! 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
98 Enough with the Grateful Dead covers! 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
99 Hey! I think there’s someone knocking at your door! 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
100 Keep it down deadhead! 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
101 I’m so over death metal. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
102 Hey, can you play "Stairway to Heaven" instead?! 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
103 Who died and made you Bachman Turner Overdrive? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
104 Again ....with Hotel California? 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
105 I'll be right down with the cowbell! 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
106 You’re not dead, and I’m not grateful! 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
107 Do you know anything besides “Ghost Riders in the Sky?”. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
108 If you’re trying to kill me, it’s working. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
109 If I have to listen to this a minute longer, I'll be Ungrateful that I'm not Dead. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
110 If I hear “Don’t fear the reaper” on more time I’m calling the landlord! 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
111 Don't make me come down and pull the plug. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
112 Grateful Dead,it's always the Grateful Dead. Don't you know anything by Phish? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
113 Do you always have to play that death metal? 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
114 Since the end of the COVID-19 Public Health Emergency,the Grim Reaper has been looking for a new hobby. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
115 Hey! Turn that down? It's loud enough to wake the dead!! 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
116 Could there be a clearer sign that the neighborhood is going to hell? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
117 Hey (hey), you (you)! 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
118 Hey Jerry, knock it off! 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
119 There’s nothing to be grateful for 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
120 Could you play a little louder? The in-laws are on their way up. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
121 'You Light Up My Life'! Seriously? 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
122 If you don't stop that noise, I'll show you grateful! 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
123 Hey, cut it out, you’re not another Jerry Garcia! 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
124 Please, no - not another 'tribute' band! 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
125 Luckily, that's "Stairway to Heaven"! 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
126 Can you do, “Knocking on Heaven’s Door”? 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
127 What are you trying to do? Wake the dead? 1.4167 0.19300 12 8 3 1
128 C’mon buddy, not ‘Stairway to Heaven’ again! 1.4167 0.19300 12 8 3 1
129 Play the live version. 1.4167 0.22891 12 9 1 2
130 Hey! What’s wrong? You should be killing it! 1.4167 0.19300 12 8 3 1
131 Not okay, boomer. 1.4167 0.19300 12 8 3 1
132 You’ll be the death of me yet! 1.4167 0.14865 12 7 5 0
133 If you play “ Knocking on Heaven’s Door” one more time,I’m calling 911 1.4167 0.22891 12 9 1 2
134 You're killing me up here. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
135 Yo, death! Take a #@*% holiday! 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
136 Stop with that infernal music. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
137 How to die in Texas, Exhibit 27. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
138 Yep, almost always! But sometimes he sneaks in a bit of Pachelbel's Canon! 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
139 Ok, we get it: the pandemic's not over yet! 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
140 Stop-you're waking up the dead. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
141 Put an end to it, will you! 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
142 Hey Mac. I'd be grateful if you turned it down 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
143 Play the last song for me 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
144 When you’re done murdering Blackbird in G major, could you move on to Chet in 3B? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
145 Hey can you turn it down I'm dying up here. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
146 You'll reap what you so badly deserve. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
147 Holy smoke, it’s Jerry Garcia! 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
148 How 'bout some cowbell! 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
149 Oh,come on! Get a life! 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
150 Oh...he's actually killing her softly with his song. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
151 Can I request 'Stairway to Heaven'? 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
152 Would you please stop that God-forsaken garbage you think is music? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
153 Dude, is that ‘Don’t Fear the Reaper’? Hold on, I’ll get my cowbell. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
154 Keep it down! I’m trying to rest in peace! 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
155 If you play "Spirit in the Sky" one more time, I'm coming down there! 1.4000 0.26667 10 8 0 2
156 You better not be practicing that death metal again 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
157 Hey! Bieber! Your day is done. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
158 Can you play "Far From Here" ! 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
159 Hey, take that to the crossroads!" 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
160 I'd be grateful if you'd stop. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
161 Hey down there, you’re killing that song. 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
162 I meant,knock THEM dead! 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
163 Make it Swift. 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
164 Can't you play anything else other than Doom metal? 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
165 Made in China 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
166 Just come up here and get me already...this Smoke on the Water slow death is torture! 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
167 Thorwald sure has changed. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
168 Can you keep it down? We're trying to live up here. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
169 Death metal? Really? You'll be a walking cliché! 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
170 I’ll come down there, even if it kills me! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
171 I'm in the mood for 'Stairway to Heaven' if you're taking requests 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
172 Know anything else besides 'Highway To Hell'? 1.3750 0.12500 16 10 6 0
173 Would you stop already? You're killing me. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
174 The beginning of The Greatful Dead. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
175 Hey Buddy, any other classic songs besides, ‘Stairway to Heaven’? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
176 I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
177 In case you didn't know, there are people living here! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
178 For gods sake learn a new song, nobody likes 'Stairway to Heaven' anymore! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
179 How about something more upbeat? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
180 I don’t want to sound Ungrateful but… 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
181 You know what I fear? I fear the reaper is never going turn it down. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
182 How about my request for “You Are the Sunshine of My Life?” 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
183 I hate death metal! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
184 Would you play "Killing me softly" for me? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
185 Hey! Death Metal is so last Century! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
186 Oh, it's you again - can you play something a bit more relaxing? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
187 Cut! This is supposed to be a horror movie! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
188 You’re killing me softly. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
189 Blue Oyster Cult did it better! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
190 Keep it up and I am climbing DOWN the Stairway to Heaven. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
191 Stop playing that loud Grateful Dead music down there! I'm trying to nap! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
192 You’re more like Angel of Tone Death! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
193 Come on! Are you trying to wake the de…oh. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
194 Fine! You can come up and play chess. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
195 Don't you know something else besides "Stairway to Heaven?" 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
196 Play something other than Grateful Dead! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
197 Can't you play anything other than "Highway to Hell"? You're making me want to kill myself. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
198 Stop that noise! It is so bad it makes me want to die. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
199 You sound like hell! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
200 Hey, enough of the Dead Head stuff. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
201 Jerry Garcia, eat your heart out 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
202 Turn it down man, you'll wake the dead! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
203 Hey Bob, was that Queen's 'Who wants to live forever' that you were playing? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
204 You could use a little more cowbell. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
205 Do you mind? There are people trying to live up here. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
206 Turn it down, your gonna wake up the dead! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
207 Do you know "I killed myself because I am an annoying son of a bitch?" 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
208 If I get a request, how about no more Grateful Dead? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
209 Playing the melody of death 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
210 Two can play that game..quiet or I get my accordion! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
211 Death is playing my calling song, and the lady in 3C is siting HOA rules. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
212 Turn it down, man. You're killing me. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
213 I don't care if you're grateful--you're too loud! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
214 Death Metal loses a fan 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
215 Dude, I told you. No death metal. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
216 Don’t you know anything besides “Stairway to Heaven” or “Highway to Hell?” 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
217 God, it's true. He really does look like Keith Richards warmed over. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
218 Death Metal Music...literally. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
219 Can you lighten up down there? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
220 Put some life into it! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
221 And they say I'm the neighbor from Hell! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
222 It's not fear, it's exhaustion! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
223 Hmmm...our neighbor has a promising future ahead of him! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
224 What´s that bony sound? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
225 To hell with tuning! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
226 Hey, don't you know death metal is dead 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
227 Could you quiet down with the death metal? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
228 Count me as UNGRATEFUL that you are dead! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
229 Maybe they will notice me now. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
230 Don't you know any happy songs? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
231 What in hell do you think you’re doing down there? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
232 Now you’re trying to WAKE the dead?? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
233 Hmmm, I thought Death would have been a Leftie. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
234 Try rhyming Reaper with sleeper, so we can all get some rest. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
235 Come on. You're killing me up here! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
236 D Major! D Major! If you're going to blast Pachelbel all day, at least get it right! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
237 No matter how many time you play "Stairway" you're never going to get there! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
238 Dude, can’t you play anything other than “Highway to Hell”?? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
239 You're a Stones fan! We get it! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
240 The neighbours are being to heavy death metal again. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
241 Cut the crap! Get to work. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
242 Any chance things will die down soon? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
243 Hey Ungrateful dead! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
244 I guess rock is dead after all." 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
245 Are you subletting? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
246 Can you liven it up a little? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
247 Keep it up and I'll be Grateful when you're Dead ! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
248 Are the Dead truly Grateful? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
249 Play something more upbeat! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
250 What is up with the grim riff? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
251 Please stop strum-strum-strumming on your neighbors' floors! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
252 It's Def Jam Records NOT Death Jam! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
253 Yeah, well we're the ungrateful living up here. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
254 Seriously,do you not know anything but Grateful Dead songs?? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
255 Your Stairway to Heaven is my Highway to Hell. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
256 Hey, could you knock it off with the Carpenter's music?? 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
257 Of course I’m grateful, but I sold my soul too cheaply. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
258 Can't you just let us rest in peace? 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
259 If you thought I’d be grateful, you got another thing coming. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
260 Try a scythe. You're terrible on that axe. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
261 He's gonna be the end of me 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
262 Do you know 'Stairway'? 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
263 Are you with the Grateful Dead? 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
264 You may look like keith Richards, but you don’t play like him . So shut up . 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
265 Cut that out. You're gonna wake the dead! 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
266 How about "Don't HEAR the Reaper", you know that one!? 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
267 God damn! Stop practicing "Highway to Hell"! 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
268 Enough with the Lana Del Rey! 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
269 Don't make be come down there, you're be very sorry if I have to! 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
270 Why only Death Metal? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
271 Don’t make me come knocking on your door! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
272 I’m not grateful. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
273 You need to get a life. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
274 Hey! Do you mind? People live here. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
275 Put some soul into it! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
276 You’re slaying it! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
277 Not a big fan of your ‘live’ music, sir 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
278 You woke me out of a dead sleep!!! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
279 Can you at least kill me softly? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
280 Grim guitar ….. so bizarre. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
281 They played Popcorn at your funeral. Enough already! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
282 Who's making that infernal racket?! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
283 You need more Cow Bell! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
284 If I hear the greatest hits of Barry Manilow one more time, I'm going to die. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
285 Hey, I’m trying to rest in peace up here! 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
286 Tune it or I'll kill myself. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
287 I don't fear you. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
288 Hey, do you know Simon and Garfunkel's 'The Sounds of Silence' 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
289 Just kill me already! 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
290 How about something more cheerful? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
291 Hey man, I don't get it! You're death made flesh and all you can play are Irish sea shanties! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
292 Can’t you play anything besides death metal? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
293 Hey, you're killing that song! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
294 Knock it off, you'll wake the dead! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
295 One more Stairway to Heaven riff, and I am dialing 911! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
296 You know anything that's NOT Blue Oyster Cult? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
297 Hey, keep it down! You wanna start waking the dead around here? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
298 Stop that racket, you’ll raise the dead 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
299 Hey, keep it down.... You're killing me up here. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
300 Could you at least play “Killing Me Softly”? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
301 No, no, no - I am NOT grateful! 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
302 Oh I see the neighbors are playing death metal again 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
303 Don't you know anything beside Terrapin Station? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
304 Do you play anything besides The Dead? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
305 Boy, the dead really are grateful... 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
306 Don't fear...uh, me. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
307 Hey, Twang Thang, Cut The Rock Star Impersonation. You're gonna wish you were dead if I have to come down there. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
308 Oh Jerry, it’ IS you. I’m so grateful you’ve come back. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
309 Hey, knock it off! I don't go for that death metal shtick 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
310 Hey! Keep the death metal down in there! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
311 How about a little stairway to heaven? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
312 Can you stop with the ACDC 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
313 I'm getting a little tired of the death metal. Can you mix in some acoustic every now and then. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
314 Please can you play your satanic grim reaper music in hell? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
315 Hey Reaper, you need more cowbell! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
316 What’s with the death metal? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
317 I don’t care if you’re Keith Richards, shut the heck up! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
318 Hey, Death! Enough with "Danse Macabre" already! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
319 What happened to your movie career? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
320 Are you taking requests? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
321 I don't fear you, I'm just sick of listening to you 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
322 Hey! Anything other than ‘Stairway to Heaven’?’ 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
323 Another death by Window Pane 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
324 Dude, I can't believe you sold your soul to play "Smoke On The Water" for eternity! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
325 Enough already with Beethoven's fifth! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
326 He plays a killer guitar' Steve Weiss, Chicago, Illinois 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
327 I love "Stairway To Heaven," by the way. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
328 I'm trying to rest in peace up here! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
329 Death Metal? Very funny Grimmy! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
330 Enough with the show-tunes!” 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
331 Hey- down there! One more note and you’re a dead man! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
332 More soul! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
333 Would you mind playing something a little more lively? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
334 Hey Keith! Turn it up! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
335 Don't you know anything besides Brahm's Requiem? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
336 Mind your business -- I'm serenading someone else, today. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
337 They're the neighbors from hell. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
338 I guess those Guitar Hero royalties don’t support a lavish lifestyle. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
339 A 40 minute "Dark Star" into "Death Don't Have No Mercy"?! Really? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
340 Dude! Too much reverb! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
341 Killing Me Softly?" Really 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
342 Stairway to Heaven" is a little too on the nose 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
343 Dude, classic rock is dead! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
344 Mind toning it down a bit?! Waking the dead isn't really your jam! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
345 Can we get an encore? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
346 Hey, can you bring back Hendrix 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
347 Would you keep it down please. You're killing me! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
348 Left does mean sinister. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
349 Grateful Dead are still playing! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
350 Swing low sweet chariot, Mama s come to take you hoommmeeee….. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
351 Could you keep it down? You're killin' me up here! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
352 Get a job Mort! 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
353 I'd be a lot more grateful if you were a lot more dead. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
354 Stop with the Stairway to Heaven! You're killing me! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
355 Can you play something else ? I got Don’t Fear the Reaper burned into my head. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
356 Ok,you win! I’ll meet you in the lobby. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
357 Nobody here wants to dance to that. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
358 That guy will be the death of me. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
359 Wait - did you ACTUALLY wake the dead?! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
360 Can’t you play deaf metal? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
361 What the hell is going on down there! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
362 Put some heart and soul into it! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
363 Show some gratitude toward your living neighbors. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
364 You're no Roberta Flack but you're killing me softly with that song. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
365 Your death metal could use a little work. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
366 If you were playing any louder you'd wake the dead! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
367 Keep it down! You’ll wake the Grateful Dead! 1.3333 0.18687 15 12 1 2
368 HEY! Keep it down! Oh, never mind. I didn't realize it was you. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
369 Highway to he'll is a little heavy for early morning! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
370 The Grime Reaper plays your favorite song. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
371 Who needs flesh to shred 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
372 I've been dying to get my hands on this baby. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
373 If you don’t mind, some of us are trying to go gentle into our good night! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
374 Enough with the Death Metal, you're killing me! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
375 Can you play something that does not sound so deadly? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
376 I thought hard rock was dead. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
377 Play Michael Row Your Boat Ashore! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
378 Don’t quit your day job, loser! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
379 It's a good thing I'm tone death! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
380 Enough with the “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door!” 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
381 Switch to a major key, will ya? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
382 Hey, does this have to be the day that the music dies? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
383 Your playing is loud enough to wake the dead. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
384 Dude, please, no more "Stairway to Heaven." 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
385 Wow, Some killer riffs man !! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
386 What are you, death?! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
387 Would you cut that awfully dead racket down?! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
388 You know you can sleep now,right? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
389 hey! hey! HEY! yeah, you! can you hear me? jesus, i’ve been screamin. anyway, i just wanted to say, i’m really enjoying this for real, you sound great 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
390 Turn it down, that music will be the death of me 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
391 Do you know something besides Stairway to Heaven? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
392 Come on--no Stairway! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
393 Please stop. I'm not a grateful dead fan. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
394 Can you turn that down? You're killing me. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
395 Hey! Could you keep it down with the death metal? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
396 His name is Keith. He used to play with the Rolling Stones 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
397 My only fear is that you'll come home tomorrow with a drum kit. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
398 Try the stairway to the basement. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
399 Enough “Sympathy for the Devil” already! 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
400 You are killing me softly with that song. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
401 I hear the Stairway to Heaven riff one more time, I swear I'm gonna kill myself 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
402 That's some great soul music. He's really killing that soul! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
403 Can you keep it down? You could wake the dead with that racket! 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
404 Hey! Cut that out or you're dead! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
405 Stop playing that devilish and loud music! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
406 Hey, is that “Stairway to Heaven”…. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
407 You can't play that in D minor! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
408 Do you have a death wish? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
409 Wow! Killer guitar solo! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
410 Jamming to death ????? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
411 I'd rather die than listen to you practice guitar! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
412 Hey man, could you keep it down with the death metal? 1.3333 0.21082 6 5 2 0
413 Hey buddy! How about we don’t “hear” the reaper? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
414 PLEASE PLAY A MORE CHEERFUL TUNE! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
415 Risen that train High on cocaine 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
416 Come on! How can YOU be so bad at playing death metal? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
417 Omg, Jesus Walked Away! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
418 Death metal? Really?! "Me poor widdle baby, me so misunderstood!" Show your face, poor widdle baby! 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
419 Can you please play something thing other than goth or heavy metal? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
420 Hey, Buddy! Tone it down! You're killing me up here! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
421 Hey, stop with the Stairway to Heaven, will ya' 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
422 Enough already about your long strange trip! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
423 Can't you play something livelier? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
424 Must every tune be so grim? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
425 Who's playing death metal? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
426 I'm going to audition for the Grateful Dead band. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
427 I would have thought that you, if anyone, could nail a Death Metal solo! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
428 You know Death Metal hasn't been cool since the 90's, right? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
429 For God's sake, E-A-B7! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
430 Do you know anything other than "Riders on the Storm?" 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
431 That noise could wake the dead! 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
432 Enough “Highway to Hell”! Play “Stairway to Heaven”! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
433 You tryin’ to live it up down there? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
434 Play it again, dude, this song is killing me. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
435 Seriously,House of the Rising Sun AGAIN? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
436 Do you know how to play anything other than “Another One Bites the Dust”!? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
437 Floored by the noise! Bewitching music, you call this! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
438 Please, enough with the Death Metal! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
439 How about killing them softly for once? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
440 If you don't stop playing that racket, you'll be the death of me. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
441 Do I have to come down there and pull the plug on you? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
442 Do…you…mind? You’re waking the living! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
443 FYI, I'm not afraid of you and I never will be unless you get over the lazy cowboy chords. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
444 So what if Mrs. Lippmann was a Deadhead. Enough already! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
445 Can you play anything a little more upbeat? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
446 Just when I thought the music had died down 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
447 Do you know that I could literally die for lack of sleep? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
448 Could you tune that thing, you’re killing me! 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
449 Stop playing 'Hotel California! 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
450 I wouldn't quit my day job if I were you. 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
451 Play Stairway to Dark Star! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
452 As Emily Dickinson said, could you kindly stop for me? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
453 Enough with the "Don't Fear the Reaper." 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
454 Hey! Enough with the Auld Lang Syne already! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
455 Can you like play dead, I’m trying to sleep up here! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
456 Do you think you're the Grateful Dead? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
457 Make up your mind! "Stairway to Heaven" or "Highway to Hell"?! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
458 Dude, learn a new tune-stop playing "Stairway to Heaven" to death. Michael Steward, La Veta, CO 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
459 Don't you have work to do?! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
460 If I hear "Stairway to Heaven" one more time, I'm calling the cops. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
461 Great bones on those licks! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
462 Would you mind trying to sound a little more grateful? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
463 Can you please stop playing? Are you deaf!!" "No, I'm death. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
464 I'd be grateful if you'd turn it down a little, Jerry. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
465 Yes, actually, I would "rather be dead" than listen to you. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
466 Hey! Pipe down! You'll wake up the dead! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
467 Can you sing, “We’ll meet again, you know where, I know when?” 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
468 Hey stop playing Stairway to Heaven! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
469 Do you have power on the second floor? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
470 Jesus, man, can you change the station? I had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
471 If you take requests, anything by Enya, please. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
472 You wouldn't lose your friends if you took up the accordion instead. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
473 I’d sell my sole for some PEACE!! 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
474 Sounds like something died down there! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
475 One more Death Metal song, I'm coming down there and you'll be in trouble, pal! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
476 Do you take requests? I'm not talking about a song. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
477 The scythe sounded better! 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
478 You can't even call that death metal. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
479 Play something with a pulse! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
480 Do you have to play the Grateful Dead? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
481 Can you turn that down - it's loud enough to raise the dead! 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
482 Hey, could you play something a little livelier? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
483 You are not exactly killing me softly. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
484 A harp would be nice. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
485 Singing it as "Don't Fear the Neighbor" isn't fooling anyone! 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
486 Hey - cool it on the Coldplay! You're killing me here! 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
487 Paint it Black"! Play "Paint It Black", you devil 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
488 Don’t you know anything other than “Stairway to Heaven” and “Highway to Hell?” 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
489 Cut that out. It will wake the dead. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
490 Rock’s final hour … 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
491 Enough Blue Oyster Cult! 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
492 Shut up down there! I can't hear my Grateful Dead album! 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
493 Those are some killer riffs! 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
494 Our neighbor really is a dead head 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
495 Your infernal noise is killing me! 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
496 Hey, I'm living here! 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
497 Hey buddy, whatever you're playin', it's killing me softly! 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
498 You couldn't slay anyone. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
499 I asked you to play for us at six in the evening, not six in the morning! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
500 Hey, you sound like death warmed over! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
501 Can you keep it down? You're going to wake the dead! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
502 ‘Roxanne’ without vocals? O Death, where is thy Sting? 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
503 Free Bird! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
504 Put that guitar down and wait for the Estate Sale like the rest of us! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
505 Stop playing the Grateful Dead. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
506 For cryin' out loud - you're gonna wake the dead. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
507 I'd tell you to go to hell, but something tells me you'd like that! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
508 Would Death please take a holiday? 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
509 It's not going to get you an audition in the Greatful Dead. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
510 Don’t you know anything but death metal?! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
511 You'll wake the dead with that noise! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
512 I’d be grateful if you could keep it down 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
513 Forget about that Andrew Lloyd Weber fellow. I compose the genuine music of the night. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
514 That's the old spirit! 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
515 Don't you know any song besides "Don't Fear the Reaper?" 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
516 I know you didn't ask, but if that piece is a dirge, I'd say slow the tempo. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
517 I think I know why no one has ever complained before. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
518 Do you know "When I get to Heaven" ? 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
519 You again? Just kill me now! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
520 The sounds of silence? 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
521 Stop already!! You sound like death warmed over! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
522 Bro! Playing death metal loud enough to raise the dead won't bring it back! 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
523 Taking death metal to the next level. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
524 Hey, you're killing my sleep 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
525 Hey! Are you house-sitting for Jeff? We have an agreement about midday quiet hours! 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
526 Hey, Black Magic Woman! Are you still trying to make a devil outta me! 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
527 Your death metal is killing any chance I have of resting in peace and quiet! 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
528 God I love the Grateful Dead! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
529 Quit that horrible noise. I'm dead serious. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
530 Rest in peace, so we can too! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
531 How about some ‘Stairway to Heaven’? 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
532 Okay, okay we get it – you’re a major Deadhead.” 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
533 Fred’s got slacks on the boulevard. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
534 Death Be Not Loud 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
535 Where is this funny feeling coming from? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
536 Do you ever take them quietly? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
537 I swear that guitar's going to be the death of me! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
538 What did that song ever do to you? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
539 Could you play something other than death metal? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
540 Hey, can't you play anything besides 'Death Metal'" 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
541 More cowbell! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
542 Turn it down, you're killing me 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
543 Dude! do you ever play anything but Death Metal? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
544 I’d be grateful if you were really dead. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
545 Kill me more softly! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
546 Know any Taylor Swift? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
547 Enough with ‘American Pie’ already. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
548 How about not hearing The Reaper? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
549 Keep it down, I'm trying to finish my taxes! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
550 Hey you! Don't you know anything other than "Stairway to Heaven"?!? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
551 Blue Öyster Cult is so 70s, man! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
552 Can you play something a little more lively? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
553 Hey,I am trying to end my life up here. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
554 Your music just killed my cat. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
555 Do you know ‘Killing Me Softly’ 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
556 Look, I get it, you're grateful, but could you please play something from another band? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
557 Can't I have some peace up here! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
558 Please, I want to go quietly. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
559 Please - less cowbell! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
560 I never suspected he was left-handed 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
561 RIP riff. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
562 Hey, you in the hoodie, tome it down! You'll wake the dead" 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
563 Please! Anything other than death metal! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
564 Actually, I think you'll find the lyrics are: " stairway to heaven" . 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
565 Sometimes I really wish I didn’t have periscopic vision. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
566 Even the dead are loud 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
567 Hey, man, how about Stairway to Heaven? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
568 Play Killing Me Softly. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
569 Hey, enough with Killing Me Softly! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
570 That's a lousy cover of a great Anthrax album!!! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
571 Hey! 2B! One more 'Fire and Rain' and I'm coming down there. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
572 It sounds funereal 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
573 Is that Highway to Heaven? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
574 That is a bad cover for the Grateful Dead. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
575 Coffee lover 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
576 You're killing us all with that incessant Death Metal! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
577 The New Yorker is really getting desperate. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
578 You're waking the dead! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
579 C'mon man, you're killing me! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
580 C'mon, we've both got Nana's funeral in the morning! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
581 Who listens to the Grateful Dead anymore! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
582 Hey! Learn a new dirge! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
583 Time’s up! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
584 Don't fear the reaper. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
585 The tenancy agreement specifically says, 'no death metal'! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
586 Is Stairway to Heaven the only song you know? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
587 “That’s enough Death metal! Your musical talent may be immortal, but my patience is not!” 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
588 Shut up, down there. It’s not the dead of night. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
589 You are killing the mood up here. Go back to James Taylor. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
590 Stop it with the morbid stuff! Why don't you play some "Enya" once in a while?! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
591 Can you at least play something with more soul? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
592 Tune your damn ukulele! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
593 Will you turn down that Grateful Dead?!? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
594 Enough already with the Blue Oyster Cult! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
595 You're killing me over here! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
596 It’s the same chords over and over, just D, E, A, D 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
597 You're making me DEAF! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
598 Hey, do you know 'Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald'? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
599 Hey! Can you turn your amp down? You're waking up the dead! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
600 Quiet down or go to hell! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
601 Would you quit playing night music! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
602 Can you tone that down-it's loud enough to wake the dead! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
603 Knock it off, Keith! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
604 Hey do you know anything by the Greatful Dead? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
605 Hey Jerry. After 4 hours, it is ok to play a different song. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
606 Okay, THAT'S IT!, I'm coming down there ! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
607 $20 for the Friend of the Devil. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
608 Hey! That music is waking the dead! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
609 Can you play some easy listening instead of death metal. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
610 Can you just play "Melancholy Baby"? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
611 Can’t you play anything besides the Carpenters??? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
612 Quit playing the Grateful Dead! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
613 'Don't fear the reaper'...? AGAIN??? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
614 Stick to chess. You're no Jerry Garcia! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
615 You're killing me with that same riff over and over! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
616 Hey, can you play 'Under the Graveyard ' by Ozzy Osbourne? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
617 Hey, are you tone death? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
618 I don't care who you are, keep it down! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
619 Hey! Jerry Garcia! Give it a rest! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
620 The new neighbor's really into death metal! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
621 Hey, you're gonna wake the dead with that noise! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
622 I didn't like The Grateful Dead, either! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
623 ‘Highway to Hell’? Again? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
624 Play something cheerful for once! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
625 I get the "Deadhead" thing, but could you please turn down the volume. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
626 Stairway to Heaven again—seriously! You’re killin’ me. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
627 What? Afraid to meet me face to face? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
628 Give it a rest for God's sake! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
629 What happened to the rest of your band? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
630 Death plays for no one, except for the guy in apartment 3B. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
631 How about Don't "Hear" The Reaper? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
632 He’s waiting for taxes 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
633 Do you know ANYTHING besides 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
634 Could you PLEASE stop playing ‘killing me softly’? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
635 Honey, cancel the noise complaint. Now. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
636 For Whom the Guitar Wails 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
637 Hey buddy, can you play "Far, Far Away"? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
638 Hey . . . aren't you with The Rolling Stones? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
639 Hey! The 1990s called and they want their death metal back! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
640 I swear, if you play 'Stairway to Heaven' ONE MORE TIME, I'm calling the cops! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
641 Can you keep it down??? You sound like death!! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
642 Death, you’re supposed to wait on the doorstep! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
643 There is no G Sharp Minor in 'Stairway to Heaven" you idiot! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
644 Oh, no. The new guy in 2B's into death metal. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
645 Dude, those are some killer riffs! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
646 Your dead now so shut up 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
647 Dude! You are soooo wicked! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
648 Your loud music will be the death of me” 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
649 I told you, the shin bones connected to the THIGH bone! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
650 Aren't there any other Blue Öyster Cult songs you could practice? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
651 Lois doesn't realize she is about to make a big mistake. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
652 Yo, I don't fear the reaper - KEEP IT DOWN! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
653 Without your music, it's already enough hell just living in an apartment. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
654 Killer lead Dude!!! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
655 I think George Harrison's ghost has an apartment just below us 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
656 I hate it when the skeletons come oit of the closet 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
657 Go to Hell’s Kitchen! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
658 Quit already! You’ll never be able to play “Stairway to Heaven!” 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
659 Get a new tune and enough of already of your Stair Way to Heaven! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
660 Hey “Halloween Boy”, six months till the masquerade party 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
661 Hey, man, don't you know anything besides 'Stairway to Heaven' and 'Highway to Hell'? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
662 If you play Scarlet Begonias one more time I’m gonna kill myself. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
663 So the stairway deal fell through, huh? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
664 My God, it sounds like something is dying down there! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
665 You call that music? It has no soul! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
666 Hey, live and let live! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
667 Play some Skynyrd! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
668 Didn't you read the bylaws? NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
669 Try some death metal, it might be more your thing 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
670 Do you know anything other than that Blue Oyster Cult song? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
671 Hey, buddy, we're ALL trying to work remotely, kay? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
672 Good song. Easy to dance to. But work on your stage presence, Toby. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
673 Jerry is that you? How bout playing "Touch of Gray" as your next song. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
674 Please! Just take his soul and go! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
675 Could you kindly stop for me? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
676 How many times are you going to play "Dust In The Wind"? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
677 This racket is killing me! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
678 Knock it off! Are you trying to wake the dead? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
679 Where's your Sting? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
680 By any chance, do you know “lust for life “by Iggy Pop. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
681 He does not look grateful to me. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
682 NO Stairway to Heaven in this building!" 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
683 Get a life! Death metal is so last century. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
684 You sing so falsely that you're killing me! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
685 I always knew he had a wild side. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
686 Come on! Even Death isn’t this brutal! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
687 Whose soul you sell to play like that? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
688 'Death be not loud--even if you do rock.' 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
689 Enough of stairway to heavan! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
690 Hey! Think I'm scared of you? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
691 "Knock it off! Don't you know there are people who actually live in this building? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
692 One Grateful Undead Planning a Comeback 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
693 No! I said, ‘Are you deaf?’” 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
694 Man, all day and night with the Grateful Dead tunes. Don't you know any Jimmy Buffet? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
695 It's "Heaven's Door"! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
696 Is that amp set at 11? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
697 How about Killing Me Softly? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
698 Hey, turn down the volume! That's loud enough to wake the dead! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
699 Hey, you play like Jerry Garcia of theGrateful Dead 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
700 HEY! Kill it,will ya? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
701 First you took my wife; and now my guitar. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
702 Do you know "comin down the mountain"? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
703 Could you hold it down? Not really into death metal. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
704 Who keeps playing that Blue Öyster Cult song? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
705 Do you know any Megadeth? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
706 Can you keep it down, Keith? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
707 How about we take a break from the death metal!? Do you know Watermelon Sugar? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
708 Can you keep it down? I'm trying to deny you up here." 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
709 Kill the noise, you're loud enough to wake the dead! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
710 Please keep it down. Are you trying to wake the dead? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
711 This one’s in tune. It’s your other plaything that’s sharp. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
712 Hey, slayer - can you please kill the music? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
713 Could you perhaps play something more uplifting than "Stairway to Heaven"? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
714 This next one's gonna kill you! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
715 Hey!! What the-?! Are you death? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
716 We have a baby and it’s nap time ! So maybe ‘Enter Sandman’? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
717 No SERIOUSLY! If you play, 'If You're Happy and You Know It' one MORE time I'm going to kill myself! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
718 You gotta learn something other than "Highway to Hell"! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
719 Enough with the Grateful Dead numbers already! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
720 Hey! Don't you know any songs besides 'Highway to Hell' and 'Stairway to Heaven'? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
721 Sorry I was asking for detergent, not a dirge. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
722 Huh, that's funny. The super said there was no one living in that apartment. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
723 Hey! Keep it down. Some of us aren't dead yet! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
724 Hey, when'd you swap the scythe for an axe? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
725 Enough with "Bad to the Bone" already!! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
726 Hey, ease up on the death march music and get a life 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
727 Play Death Cab for Cutie next! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
728 How many times do we have to hear 'Don't Fear the Reaper' ? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
729 Hey you, give it a requiem! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
730 JERRY......SHHHH!!! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
731 Hey, I'm not feeling so grateful up here 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
732 Yeah Pal ?? Well I’d be “Grateful” if you’d freakin’ turn it down !! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
733 I was a dead head too back in the day but now can’t you you play Taylor Swift? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
734 C'mon you're killin' that song! 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
735 Can't ya try playing Fire Escape to Heaven? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
736 How about playing some phish for a change? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
737 Hey buddy, tone it down. You trying to wake the dead? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
738 You’re not killing me softly with your song! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
739 Are you renting the Grateful Dead's apartment? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
740 Dude, I think I got your package. It’s a long pole with a curved slicy thing on the end. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
741 Don't you have anything better to do? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
742 Hey, pal, take a holiday! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
743 Hey--you're disturbing this ungrateful undead head! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
744 Keith Richards? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
745 If you play Stairway to Heaven one more time......... 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
746 Wanna keep it down? Your gonna wake the living. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
747 A little more upbeat, please. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
748 Less cowbell!!! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
749 It's in a-minor, you half-wit! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
750 Can you play something a little bit more upbeat? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
751 Tune that B string already! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
752 Try as he might, ghost notes escaped him. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
753 Hey man, your music's killin' me. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
754 You are my sunshine! My only sunshine! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
755 Rock and Roll is NOT dead! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
756 There's no Stairway to where you're going! Use the damn elevator. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
757 ‘Buddy, if I hear “Don’t Fear the Reaper” one more time, you’re gonna fear the management company.’ 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
758 You’re playing “Don’t Fear The Reaper” too loud and it’s scaring my dog. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
759 Why do you have to ruin a nice tune like ‘Stayin’ Alive’ ? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
760 He's still playing, and there's no sign of Jack. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
761 Do you know anything by the Grateful Dead? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
762 Again? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
763 Quiet you’re killin me! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
764 Don't quit your day job. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
765 Enough with the death metal! I'll come with you. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
766 Jerry stuck his head out the window and sighed listening to the cool kid downstairs just fucking shred. How could he ever gather his courage up enough to ask a guy that badass to the big school dance? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
767 Hey, how about letting us go a little more gentle into the good night! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
768 On behalf of the entire second floor, we'd be grateful if you were actually dead. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
769 Could you play something upbeat for a change? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
770 Keep it down. We got rid of that harp player and we can get rid of you too. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
771 Do you know any uplifting songs? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
772 Hey, could you turn down the Death Rock please ! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
773 Death's solo career: A hard sell in apartment 4B. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
774 Geez, are you still on tour? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
775 can you please keep it down? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
776 Hey! Wish I could play like that. There something I can trade you for lessons? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
777 Death Metal at 6 a.m.? You’re killing me! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
778 Practice Dude! That sounds like you're raking bones across your strings. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
779 Can you play something other than 'Highway to Hell' or 'Stairway to Heaven'? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
780 Dude! You'r ekilling me with that song! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
781 Do you know how many years he’s been playing “The House of the Rising Sun”! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
782 Enough with the "Stairway to Heaven" already! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
783 Play "Stairway to Heaven" 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
784 For the last time, stop calling it Stairway to Kevin! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
785 Hey you playing down there: how about something a little more bouncy? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
786 Death Metal is so over! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
787 Can you play anything besides 'Don't Fear the Reaper'? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
788 Do you have to keep playing "The Death March" over and over? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
789 I would rather be die than, hear Stairway to heaven again! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
790 Welcome to the Condo California…. Nope! It still doesn’t sound right 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
791 'Loser,' 'No Mercy,' 'Friend of the Devil,' do you only do Grateful Dead? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
792 Hey, Death, be not loud. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
793 Please let me rest in peace! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
794 I should have known you'd be a dead head. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
795 Do you know any songs other than death metal? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
796 I'm not afraid of death, but I am strangely intimidated by your killer guitar skills. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
797 You're playing that song to death! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
798 Are you playing Dylan's "Knock, knock, knocking on heavens door"? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
799 Hey keep it down! You’ll wake up the dead!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
800 I think I’ll call it Stairway to Heaven! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
801 Hey, Garcia. Don’t make me come down there, 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
802 Dude! Your killing me up here!! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
803 Dude! Is ‘Don’t Fear the Reaper’ the only tune you know? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
804 You don't want me to come down there! 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
805 Trust me, I am not that Grateful! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
806 For God's sake please play something besides Stairway to Heaven and Highway to Hell just once! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
807 Never been a fan of the Dead, but this corpse ROCKS! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
808 Do you know anything but 'Stairway to Heaven' and 'Highway to Hell'? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
809 You Didn’t Put A Spell On Me! AND IM NOT YOURS!!!! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
810 Can't you keep it down! You are killing me! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
811 Mom! SHUT up! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
812 You expect us to live with this noise?! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
813 'Playing Death Metal again? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
814 Your chance of playing for the Grateful Dead is grim. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
815 Please stop! You'll wake the dead! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
816 Mike didn't realize the full consequences of telling the guy in 14B to keep it down... 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
817 That one's already been written. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
818 Bro, for the five-millionth time, Mary's not afraid; she's just not that into you! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
819 Enough with the Ozzy! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
820 I am a lonesome cow-boy 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
821 Hey, not everyone likes death metal! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
822 DISHARMONIOUS! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
823 Stop with that killer riff already! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
824 Hotel California 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
825 C’mon, really? Stairway to Heaven? Again? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
826 Do you know how to play anything besides Megadeth? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
827 The Grateful Dead in Gotham 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
828 Grandpa, how many times do I have to remind you to stop playing with death? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
829 Could you turn it up a bit? I'm a huge fan of death metal. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
830 Hey! Enough with the Metal! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
831 Don’t make me come knocking! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
832 Shouldn't you be using a violin? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
833 If I give you MY soul, will you stop?" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
834 Was that the bell tolling for me 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
835 Hey, play "Stairway to Heaven" 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
836 You call that "death metal"? You're boring me to hell. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
837 If I have to hear you stumble through Don’t Fear the Reaper again it’s go time. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
838 We get it, you know minor scales. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
839 No wonder he never plays anything uplifting. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
840 Could you please make your guitar gently reap? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
841 You're gonna be the death of me if I can't get some sleep!! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
842 You know, you are waking the dead! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
843 Do you know anything else besides "Paint It Black?" 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
844 Do you know anything other than 'Stairway to Heaven' or 'Highway to Hell?" 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
845 Dude, enough with the Stairway to Heaven! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
846 Love thy neighbor 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
847 Hey, play by the window , I'll help you out. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
848 OK! OK! I’m grateful! You’re Grateful..... 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
849 Hey, where’d you learn to play that bass*! *riff You’re killin’ it OR Hey, that’s some killer bass / riff! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
850 Your music makes me want to jump out of the window 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
851 You're playing the devil's music! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
852 Try putting some soul into it! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
853 I've got your sickle! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
854 I said, don’t hear the reaper 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
855 Enough with the tapping! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
856 Stop! You are loud enough to wake the dead! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
857 Hey down there; are you trying to wake the dead?!! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
858 C’mon, you’re killing us up here! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
859 Death metal! It’s always death metal with you! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
860 I think what this tune needs is more cowbell. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
861 Play something else! We’re all about ready to commit suicide!” 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
862 Keep up! Death metal is so 1989. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
863 Why so grim? Can't you play something more upbeat! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
864 You got an album? I'm a soul collector. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
865 Kurt, is that you? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
866 Now play “Touch of Grey” 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
867 And no, I’m not grateful you are dead. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
868 How about playing "Don't worry, be happy"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
869 Shake, Death rattle and roll... 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
870 You’re dead Death. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
871 Hey, do you know Ghost Riders in the Sky? 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
872 What the Hell is that tune, Buddy? If you keep it up, it'll be the death of me! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
873 Hey buddy! Can you play Dies Irae? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
874 Play some Grateful Dead 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
875 Enough, already! That racket is going to be the death of me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
876 Tell me when you’re near the last stanza. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
877 Hey man,more cowbell! 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
878 Ok we get it,you’re a deadhead. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
879 Turn it down! You're killin' me up here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
880 Turn that amp down, man! The Lionel Hampton obsessed vampire in 5F? Evicted after a week. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
881 How many times do I have to tell you, 'Dem Bones gonna rise again' doesn't work as heavy metal? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
882 Hey! Could you play something other than "Highway To Hell"? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
883 You keep playing and I’m really gonna kill you !!!!” 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
884 Can you at least play music from purgatory too?? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
885 Hey you in the black hoodie, you’re waking up the dead. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
886 Hey! Playing death metal is against our apartment covenants! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
887 Yo, killer riff, man. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
888 Then how about “Sounds of Silence” ? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
889 You know, it's just not the same without the cowbell! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
890 Enough! You're playing that song to death. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
891 Shut up! I was done with the Dead years ago! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
892 O.K., O.K., I’ll jump. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
893 Ok! We’ll let you take grandpa! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
894 Can you please play something besides 'Don't Fear the Reaper'? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
895 Hey! The Dead may be Grateful, but I’m trying to sleep! 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
896 Oh no! What have you done with Keith??? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
897 Enough Muskrat Love! 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
898 You're no Jerry Garcia!" " Or are you? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
899 Shouldn't you know that hard rock died in the 80's? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
900 Hey! Enough with the Ray LeMontagne! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
901 HEY! Oh, never mind. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
902 Who do you think you are? Keith Richards? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
903 Do you know anything other than "Killing Me Softly With His Song"? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
904 Its Jerry Garcia. The Grateful Dead have returned! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
905 I DON’T fear you, I just want you to shut up. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
906 What the hell! Don't you play anything but Black Sabbath? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
907 I was expecting Death Metal. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
908 I’d say don’t quit your day job, but you obviously have no intention 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
909 What’s it gonna take for you to stop that racket? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
910 Love that Death Letter Blues. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
911 That loud music is killing me! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
912 And how exactly did you get past the co-op board? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
913 The scythe was less painful. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
914 What's your favourit scary movie? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
915 Your the first person I've heard that really knows how to play "Dead Man Blues" 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
916 Hey! The association rules strictly forbid death metal before 10:00 am on Sundays! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
917 Enough already! You've played that one to death! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
918 Tune it down! Your music’s loud enough to wake the dead! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
919 Lay it to rest, willya? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
920 Hey headbanger, go back to chess. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
921 Couldn't you play something a little livelier? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
922 Hey, neighbor - you're no Jerry Garcia! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
923 Hey Buddy, I'm gonna die if I hear 'Stairway to Heaven' one more time! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
924 You're fretful. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
925 I only have a mild cold. Just to let you know. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
926 So this is why there's a "till death do us part" section on my lease. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
927 Take some lessons, or I'll kill myself. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
928 Chill out, people. It's just a mannequin! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
929 You're about to meet the Grim Super if you don't stop playing so loud! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
930 So I guess I missed a few lessons along the way… 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
931 Would it kill you to play something other than The Funeral March? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
932 You stole my guitar! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
933 We’ll, at least he’s got the right tune. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
934 He’s not 27 until next week. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
935 You make us want to be the grateful dead 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
936 How bout taking the stairway to the basement? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
937 Watching Death Note 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
938 Excuse me, but your Experience ended 53 years ago! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
939 Enough with the Death Metal! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
940 You just need a little more cow bell and I think it could be a hit! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
941 Hey, keep the noise down. You're like death warmed over. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
942 Death is a lefty. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
943 Just another guy with rock star ambitions. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
944 Jeff Beck, Luscious Jackson, Television, Screaming Trees, ABBA, Gordon Lightfoot, Harry Belafonte -- take a break, it's only May. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
945 Could you play a something a little less grim? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
946 Death metal is not for everyone. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
947 Again with Blue Öyster Cult? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
948 Jerry Garcia he’s not. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
949 That's it Reaper!... I'm Gonna play Stairway to Heaven all night long! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
950 Enough already with The Grateful Dead! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
951 Stick to the scythe. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
952 Hey! Do you know anything other than Stairway to Heaven? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
953 Hey! Knock it off! Yer killin' me up here! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
954 He always does this at the worst times... I want to kill him 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
955 Forgive me Delilah, I can't take this anymore! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
956 For the last time! Enough of Stairway to Heaven! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
957 How about "Dark Star" I love the Dead! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
958 Enough with the BLACK SABBATH! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
959 Enough with Styx. Let’s hear some Katrina and the Waves. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
960 Really? ‘Blue Oyster Cult’ again?! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
961 Hey, if I have to hear "Stairway to Heaven" one more time! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
962 I get it, you love her to death. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
963 DO YOU ALWAYS PLAY LEFT HANDED, IT'S EVIL. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
964 Hey, I thought we agreed yesterday you wouldn't play anymore "Grateful Dead." 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
965 Can you please stop playing "Stairway to heaven"! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
966 Wow! I had no idea Henry Kissinger played guitar! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
967 OK for you, sure. But I am not grateful, like, at all. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
968 Not Black Peter, again 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
969 No, I don't think he is playing "Stairway to Heaven!" 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
970 Hey! Get a life, and stop making that noise! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
971 Say, can you turn it down. It's loud enough to wake the dead 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
972 Grateful Dead! Again! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
973 Hey, can you play The End by the Doors? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
974 Keep that up and you're dead! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
975 Hey,How about playing Far,Far Away for me. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
976 Hey, don’t blow me off: I’m serious, I REALLY want to be in your band. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
977 ...while my guitar gently reaps... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
978 Keep it down! What are you trying to do, wake the dead? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
979 NO MORE STAIRWAY! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
980 Seriously dude, Nickelback?! You’re killing me! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
981 Can you play "Lollipops and Roses"? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
982 Hey, won't you get in trouble if you wake up the dead? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
983 Can you please hold it down? I'm trying to work on my taxes. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
984 Listening to the beautiful melody of death 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
985 Enough with the death metal - and don't make me come down there! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
986 If you don't stop playing 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' I am just gonna kill myself. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
987 Dude, there are other songs besides "Knockin' on Heaven's Door!" 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
988 Hey! You’re waking the dead! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
989 You're killing me with that shit. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
990 Could you make your guitar weep more gently? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
991 HEY YOU DOWN THERE! What are trying to do…wake up the dead? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
992 Isn't Highway to Hell a little on the nose? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
993 There's something strange about the Johnson's subletter. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
994 Man, you just killed that solo! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
995 Whipping Post! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
996 Hey…Page and Plant would not approve of your Stairway To Heaven tribute! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
997 Hey, could you keep it down? You’re killing me here. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
998 How about something a little less grim? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
999 Yo, would you tune that thing already? It's killing me! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1000 I never could stand The Grateful Dead. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1001 Stop killing me with that death metal!" 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1002 Better trade that axe in for a scythe!" 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1003 Is the end near? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1004 Turn it down in there! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1005 Turn it down! it's loud enough to raise the dead! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1006 Don't make me come down there- Mr. Death Metal 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1007 Your music sucks...and my mother's just fine, thank you! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1008 Wait! That’s my apartment! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1009 I don't care if it IS Greatful Dead, turn it down! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1010 Oh shit, dear, death has descended upon the second floor again. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1011 Hey, no ‘Stairway’! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1012 HEY! WHATAYA TRYING TO WAKE THE DEAD? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1013 Honey, come see this: Keith Richards moved in downstairs! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1014 Can you play anything besides Highway to Hell? You’re killing me! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1015 The Co-op board would hear about this!.. if they were still alive. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1016 Do you ever play anything besides Highway to Hell? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1017 That’s it, I’m calling the landlord if it’s the last thing I do! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1018 I bet he’s playing the blues. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1019 Are you from the Grateful Dead? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1020 Hey,I know you like Stairway to Heaven,but you’re not exactly killing it!!! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1021 That guy plays a killer guitar! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1022 If you need a drummer, Eddie from 13C just fell off the roof. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1023 For the last time, no death metal before dark! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1024 I-I-I ain’t got no body. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1025 Can you at least play something more uplifting? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1026 Death metal is fine, but could you tidy up your apartment? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1027 I need a 6:00 a.m. wake up call. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1028 Hey, keep it down! Are you going to play that Blue Oyster Cult song all day? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1029 Are there any encores? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1030 Way to go! You're killin' it!" 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1031 Oh for god's sake, get a life! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1032 ‘Stairway to Heaven’? Again?? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1033 Play it like there is no tomorrow. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1034 What the devil are you doing at this hour of the morning? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1035 I’ll be grateful when you’re actually dead! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1036 Oh my god Wonderwall ALL night? You trying to kill me? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1037 Hey, don't think for even one minute that we are grateful. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1038 Why do you keep playing "Ava Maria" over and over again and again? Don't you know any other songs? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1039 Were you in Blue Oyster Cult? Because that’s the most spot-on cover of “Don’t Fear the Reaper” I’ve ever heard! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1040 Okay, okay, I’ll go with you. Just please, no more Abba. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1041 One more rendition of ‘In a gadda da vida’ and I’m gonna kill myself! 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1042 Absolutely killing it Frank. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1043 Death Takes a Staycation. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1044 Turn the volume down, you're killing me up here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1045 Don't you know more than just two chords? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1046 Can't you play something other than "Black Sabbath" songs? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1047 Spare me your damned guitar till the day I die. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1048 Hey, do you mind? I'm on the phone with the I. R. S.! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1049 Can you stop keeping me awake? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1050 Get a life,will ya. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1051 Hey Ozzy… I’m trying to sleep here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1052 Megadeath is that you ? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1053 For the last time, quiet down. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1054 Hey, bud! Make it lower! Are you trying to wake the dead? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1055 More cow bell indeed 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1056 I thought it seemed a little quiet lately ! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1057 I swear, that noise is gonna be the death of me! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1058 Can you play literally anything other than Highway to Hell? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1059 He’s playing the album “Who’s Next.” 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1060 Quit it! That music is going to be the death of me! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1061 Know anyone besides The Grateful Dead? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1062 Don't you know anything but "Stairway to Heaven?" 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1063 Don't you know anything besides Megadeeath? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1064 Hold it down; some of us aren't so grateful about death. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1065 Hey, keep it down, you are waking the dead! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1066 Could you be a little more dead than grateful? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1067 worst neighbor ever 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1068 I know you can hear me and if you don't cease and desist that racket, I'm gonna come down in my 'birthday suit' and and grim reaper you! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1069 Enough with the Death Metal already!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1070 The Grim Riffer 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1071 Hey Dude, Will you play "Happy Days Are Here Again?" 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1072 If you don’t knock it off, you’re a dead man! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1073 Hey! No more Stairway to Heaven, Okay? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1074 I’m Grateful You’re Dead, but not at 3am 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1075 Your cosplay is cutting into my meditation. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1076 Okay, maybe I won't install that AC unit today. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1077 Give it up. Stairway To Heaven has been covered too many times already. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1078 Hey! I am not grateful even if you are the Dead. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1079 Jerry? Is that you? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1080 Pretty good Hendrix imitation, fella! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1081 (Haven Apartments sign above) “No, not Stairway to Haven” 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1082 Its curtains time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1083 I've had it with your racket! Just wait until I come down there and get my hands on you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1084 I’d rather die than hear “Smoke on the Water” one more time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1085 Get a real soul collection.” 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1086 Enough already with the Dead tunes! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1087 I don’t care if you’ve got soul, keep it down! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1088 Hey, your playing is driving me to death! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1089 OK, now you are really dead!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1090 Hey, Death Metal is out of style. What else can youplay? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1091 Do you know any show tunes? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1092 He's playing our tune 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1093 Enough with the funeral dirges! Free Bird! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1094 Not bad, but your D string is flat. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1095 Would it kill you to keep the death metal down? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1096 STOP! Enough with 'Don't Fear the Reaper'! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1097 Are you available for parties? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1098 If you're looking for Steven Tyler, I think he's on tour. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1099 Just because Jimi Hendricks played left handed doesn’t mean you have to practice that way! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1100 Are you trying to sound like the Greatful Dead? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1101 For the love of God, man -- tighten that D string or so help me I'll kill *myself*! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1102 I take it back, the pied piper was fine! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1103 Enough Blue Öyster Cult already , Brad! Play something else, for gods sake! Don't fear the reaper, my ass... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1104 Deadman's curve is not a heavy metal tune! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1105 Can you play anything from the "Working Man's Dead" album? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1106 For the living's sake stop playing the Grateful Dead! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1107 I would be truly grateful if you were really dead! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1108 Grateful or not, keep it down, please. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1109 Is that a Scythe Guitar? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1110 You wouldn't happen to know 'Stairway To Heaven' would you? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1111 Hey, do you take requests? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1112 Do you know anything other than ‘Don’t fear the Reaper’? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1113 Gerry, I know you are in hiding,, but enough of the Dead songs. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1114 Hey! You're killing me here! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1115 You're Dead but I'm not Grateful. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1116 There's a lady who knows... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1117 If you play 'Taps' one more time, I'm gonna jump! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1118 Is that tune in honor of the Grateful Dead? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1119 Unplug the amp, you are killing me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1120 With the slow of COVID, Death takes inspiration from our transformations. He always just KNEW he'd be great at bass. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1121 ‘ey, I’m dyin’ here! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1122 One more note and you're dead, man. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1123 This one's called 'Curtain Call.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1124 Hey! Would you turn down the Cannibal Corpse licks!? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1125 Haven't you been playing long enough? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1126 Shouldn’t you be shredding souls instead of riffs? Get a life! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1127 Ode to the Grateful Dead 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1128 I think you’re deliberately screwing up those chords on “Stairway to Heaven “ 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1129 Can you please play something that’s more upbeat? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1130 Go to hell 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1131 If this is your way of getting me to jump, it's working. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1132 You still suck! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1133 The Grateful Dead are not. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1134 They've all moved to Florida. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1135 Can you come upstairs and sign some of my son's merch? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1136 This is one of the reasons people hate you Lloyd! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1137 No more Stairway to Heaven. Please! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1138 Stop it! You'r killing me! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1139 Waking up the dead at 1:00 a.m. doesn't make you the Greatful Dead!!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1140 You down there. Don’t you know anything besides the blues? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1141 You're the only one who's grateful! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1142 Your song isn't quite killing me softly. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1143 Could you play "Don't Fear the Reaper" loud enough for my mother-in-law to hear? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1144 Could you turn it down? You’re killing me here! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1145 Could you please stop playing that awful music? You'll be the death of me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1146 YAH, WELL YOU'RE CLIMBING A STAIRWAY TO YOUR OWN GRAVE IF YA DON'T TURN IT DOWN! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1147 Moon River wider than a mile…. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1148 Yes, okay, I get it. I don't fear you. Now knock it off. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1149 I'm on the night shift at air traffic control. Do you want me to fall asleep? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1150 Oh! The devil inside me is playing. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1151 Hey, don't you have anything to play besides Doom Metal!? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1152 I meant do you know any greatful dead! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1153 listen buddy … if I hear “Stairway to Heaven” one more time …you’re dead 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1154 Okay, okay, so Epstein didn't kill himself... can you tell me where Shelly is? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1155 Please turn that racket down! It's enough ti wake the dead! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1156 Could you at least play something else besides “Knocking on Heaven’s Door?!” 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1157 If you play "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" one more time, I am going to scream! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1158 I already told you I'm not going! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1159 Sure I'll sell my soul for some peace and quiet! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1160 Shut up and drop dead! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1161 Knock it off! You could wake the dead with that racket! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1162 Enough of the Frampton stuff, already! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1163 Proof that rock and roll is dead… 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1164 Enough with the "Knocking on Heaven's Door." I'm trying to sleep up here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1165 …and this is the last time I’m gonna ask! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1166 Well, you can tell the devil that thanks to you, whatever sympathy I may once have had I have no longer, mister! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1167 Yo, can you keep it down, you're killing us 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1168 Hey! Some of us are trying to sleep! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1169 If you play "Stairway to Heaven" one more time, I'll kill you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1170 TURN IT DOWN! You're gonna wake the Dead! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1171 Hey down there,get a life! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1172 Ooh, it makes me wonder…if that’s the only song you know? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1173 You heard me; Keep on Truckin', Doodah Man! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1174 Stairway to Heaven my ass. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1175 C’mon baby, enough already, I don’t fear you! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1176 Stairway To Heaven, again?!? Don’t you know any other songs? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1177 Do you know 'I Don't Stand A Ghost Of A Chance?' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1178 Well, I'm not grateful! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1179 Can you at least play something form this millennium? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1180 O.K., you've got the gig. That's the best Dead tribute tune I've ever heard. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1181 I'd be grateful if you'd stop - you can't always play when you want. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1182 The Kars4Kids jingle again?!? Kill me now! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1183 Turn it down. You’re going to wake the dead. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1184 Hey, pal, your playing is so bad its killing me! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1185 I thought you’d be grateful. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1186 Nice! You’re slaying! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1187 Die already! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1188 Hey! Pipe down down there! Can a guy not just rest in peace these days?! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1189 Hey, enough with the death metal... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1190 Gentrification comes for us all 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1191 If you play "Don't Fear the Reaper" one more time, I'm calling the cops. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1192 Hey, why is 'Bat out of Hell' the only song you know? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1193 Come on! Stairway to Heaven, again?!? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1194 Are you trying to kill me with all that noise? Stop it, or I'll report you to the co-op board. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1195 You play one more riff and I'm going to come down there and beat you to death with that axe. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1196 Every duet eventually becomes a grim solo 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1197 OK, Jeez, I get it, Grim! I'll stop over-billing for euthanizing pets. Just stop playing Highway To Hell! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1198 It’s still not ironic that you’re playing disco! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1199 Why is the name of your band "Existential Dread?" 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1200 Yo, Bob Weir, play something new ! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1201 Suddenly Sam *did* fear the Reaper. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1202 Did you say you used to play for Def Leppard or Death Leopard? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1203 Stairway to Heaven, AGAIN? Do you have a death-wish?! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1204 Hey! Can you PLEASE play something other than the Grateful Dead! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1205 “Hey Honey, I think that rock star in 2B is finally dead!” 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1206 Hey, Mom, the Grateful Dead are back! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1207 You traded your scythe for an axe? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1208 HEY! Will you cut out the Stairway to Heaven riffs? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1209 Can you play anything other than 'Sympathy for the Devil'? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1210 Haven't you played "Freebird" to death already? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1211 Don't think I won't pry it from your cold dead hands 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1212 Hey, knock it off with the Death Metal, already! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1213 Get a life, man!" 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1214 Stairway to Heaven again! You’re killing me! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1215 -Please take me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1216 I'm dying to see who's playing that song! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1217 Darn. The grim riffer is back! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1218 Wow! the downstairs neighbor is killin' it! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1219 Can you play anything else besides "Don't Fear The Reaper" ? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1220 Can you please play something other than "Don't Fear the Reaper?" 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1221 I will wait for you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1222 Enough already with the "Stairway to Heaven"! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1223 Please turn the death metal down a notch! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1224 Go ahead,make my day.... 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1225 Anything but “Don’t Fear the Reaper” again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1226 Can’t you play something other than by the Grateful Dead? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1227 The Grim Reaper was only familiar with playing Wang Chung's "Everybody Have Fun Tonight." 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1228 Grateful I'd be if you would turn that down. It's enough to wake the dead! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1229 I'm gonna die if I have to hear that again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1230 Will you kill that live sound! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1231 Can you play some Jerry Garcia? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1232 Death Metal?? At his hour?? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1233 Stop rattling those BONES 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1234 Knock it off or I'll\ come down there, and you'll wish you had ended it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1235 Kindly stop for me! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1236 Hey! Go gentle into that good night 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1237 You're no Jerry Garcia!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1238 What the devil is going on down there? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1239 Death, be not proud. Anyone can play Freebird. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1240 How about something other than Bad To The Bone for once? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1241 What the hell is that noise? Oops, sounds great! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1242 Honey, the new neighbor slays. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1243 Hey Death! Metal is nice, but have you ever tried acoustic? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1244 Could you keep it down, you're gonna wake up the dead! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1245 On second thought, play as loud as you want. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1246 Not what I thought you meant when you assured me there'd be "no STAIRWAY!" 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1247 So if this means I have no chance of a nap, could you at least play Touch of Grey ? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1248 Be grateful I don’t call the cops! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1249 could you play something better than ‘Highway To Hell’? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1250 Hey, 316! You tryin' to wake the dead!!? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1251 Enough cowbell already! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1252 I DONT CARE HOW YOU LOOK THAT IS AN INSULT TO DOOM METAL 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1253 Honey, check this out! It's like that scene from Coco! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1254 Turn it down, or it'll be ME knocking on YOUR door! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1255 Could you keep it down? People are trying to live. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1256 Wanna Come Up? I'm watching Titanic. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1257 I got one. "If I were a fish and you caught me..." 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1258 Oh man, is that Stairway to Heaven?!? OK if I come down and jam with you?? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1259 It wasn't his time; you just wanted his guitar. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1260 Enough with the Grateful Dead! How about Stairway to Heaven for a while? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1261 "Don't you have a DAY JOB you could be doing right now?" 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1262 How about a little ‘Hallelujah.’ 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1263 You’d THINK since you’re immortal you’d have time to learn more than THREE CHORDS!” 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1264 Dude! Enough with the "Baby Shark" already! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1265 We actually preferred the melodrama of the scythe! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1266 Don't you know anything besides John Denver? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1267 Playing left-handed can kill you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1268 I don’t need to hear “Don’t Fear the Reaper” for the fifth time. Thanks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1269 No, no. The chorus goes, ‘I’m walking on sunshine.’ 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1270 Rock is dead! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1271 Thanks, closing that window helps in more ways than one. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1272 Could you hold it down? Maybe you don’t have to, but some of us have to get up in the morning! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1273 For the last time.. no stairway!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1274 Keith! Play Paint It Black! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1275 I don’t care how grateful you are -- turn it down! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1276 Keep it down! The noise is killing me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1277 I think I liked it better when he was a reaper and not a rapper. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1278 The Stairway to Heaven is closed. Your best bet is to go DOWN, straight to Hell, without passing “GO!” 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1279 Hey, can you please turn down the Death Metal! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1280 It's official...hair metal is dead. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1281 Damn your karaoke parties! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1282 Keep it down! You call that "Stairway to Heaven? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1283 Who do you think you are? Jerry Garcia? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1284 I'd sell my soul for this 1956 Gibson. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1285 He’s into Death Metal. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1286 Stop playing death metal music!!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1287 Hey thats so loud you are going to wake the dead 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1288 Are you available for a memorial service tomorrow? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1289 I 'm not feeling grateful! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1290 Hoghway to Hell”? I knrw it 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1291 Jerry Garcia you ain't! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1292 Either Death is close, or he has a very loud amplifier. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1293 Accompanying pandemic victims with a soft melody. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1294 Hey, don't you know any other songs besides "Knockin' on Heaven's Door." 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1295 Hey! All she wanted was a nice quiet death 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1296 I might be out of time, but you are out of tune. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1297 Don't you have someone to reap with your scythe somewhere? I'm trying to sleep! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1298 Louie, Louie" again? You gotta go 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1299 Sounds like someone just DIED! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1300 Hey pal, why don't you let go of that death grip you got on your guitar and go outside and get a life! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1301 Hey buddy! Enough already with the 'Killing Me Softly!' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1302 I hope the Grateful Dead are still on their way to jam. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1303 Take a holiday. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1304 Jimi…is that you? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1305 Your morbid music is affecting my mental health. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1306 The neighbor from Hell. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1307 The longer you play, the less grateful I feel. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1308 I had a rough night...you make the Eagles sound good. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1309 You are not making me very grateful 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1310 I can name that tune in two notes!!!!!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1311 That song sounds a bit grim, don't you think? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1312 Boy, the Grateful Dead’s front man really knows how to work a room. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1313 Death, be not proud of your guitar prowess. Jimi Hendrix you're not. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1314 Wonderwall? Ugh. Just kill me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1315 Do you even have ears? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1316 Turn down the "Mega Volume"! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1317 For once can you play Classic Rock instead of Death Metal? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1318 Do you have anything in your repertoire aside from death metal? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1319 Hasn't anyone told you rock is dead? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1320 Your music kills! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1321 Enough Black Sabbath already! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1322 How about a little less 'Highway to Hell' and a little more 'Stairway to Heaven,' buddy? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1323 Not as good as Metallica, Death! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1324 Hey!!! Some of us work 3rd shift! Don’t make me come down there or I’ll Pete Townshend that thing over your skull! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1325 Don't you know how to play anything less gloomy? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1326 You've bought the stairway to heaven, please take it! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1327 Is this your hobby or just another way of doing your job? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1328 Stop playing 'Althea'! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1329 Too loud! You're killing me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1330 And if I have to come down there and shut you up … 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1331 Please, God, no more 'Stairway to Heaven...' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1332 Do you play for the Grateful dead? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1333 Would the occasional major chord kill you?!?! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1334 Pipe down or you're going to wake up the dead! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1335 NO! It's D-E-A-D. Repeat ad lib and fade. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1336 Hey man, stop it! Mind you, I'm gravely ill. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1337 What in hell are you playing? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1338 You’re killing it, dude! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1339 Oh No, the newest Grim Reaper is named: REVERB !!! (yikes) 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1340 Yo, knock it off! Your music could wake the dead. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1341 I’m just so grateful to play jam band music all day on a loop. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1342 At least play some soul music! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1343 Don't you know anything besides 'Barbie Girl'? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1344 Forlorn, Death practices “Stairway To Heaven,” knowing he’ll never climb them. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1345 Is that all you got?! 'Stairway to Heaven'?! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1346 I would never put it down just because it is heavy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1347 Hey, Buddy! Didn't you see the sign? No Stairway! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1348 Hey, play something besides death metal! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1349 You and your ironic version of Stairway should go straight to hell where you both belong! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1350 Ach! He’s taken up residence. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1351 Hey,you need a diminishing Fifth,not a fatal Fifth! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1352 Go to heaven, you angel! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1353 Hey Reaper, if you don't cut that out, you'll be the one fearing me!" 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1354 Incredible! But couldn’t you have sold your soul in Mississippi like all the others? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1355 It's official. Grunge rock is dead. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1356 You know, your guitar playing is pretty grim also! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1357 I requested “Stairway to Heaven,” not “Highway to Hell.” 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1358 Hey! Put it in its coffin. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1359 Hendrix must be turning over in his grave right now. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1360 Hey buddy… go knock on hell’s door instead!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1361 Death metal isn't for everyone, dude. Please keep it down! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1362 Would you keep that extreme subgenre of heavy metal music down!? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1363 If you don’t stop playing “Killing Me Softly with His Song,” by Roberta Flack, I’m going to throw myself out this window! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1364 Will you keep it down … oh … never mind. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1365 because my face is having a muscle spasm 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1366 Wow, Keith Richards got old! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1367 Death Metal is a little on the nose, don't you think? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1368 Hey,knock it off,will 'ya! You're killing me. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1369 Highway to Hell"? "Don't Fear the Reaper"? C'mon. You are so cliché 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1370 Hey George, thought you were dead! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1371 Hey, Grateful! Turn it down! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1372 Give it a rest! And you oughta know that rest is silence. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1373 Can I interest you in a harp? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1374 Play something else! I've heard enough Greatful Dead! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1375 Gimme a break,man. I hate John Denver! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1376 I thought you were dead but instead you're playing Rock and Roll, who did you defend 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1377 Do you know anything a bit more lively? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1378 Not to be grim, but your playing is going to be the death of me! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1379 If I may ask you in a most humbled way to please lower that beautiful sound you are making. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1380 Hey Keith, you and Mick mind keeping it down a bit? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1381 Don't you know any besides "Highway to Hell"? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1382 Stairway to Heaven" is overrated 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1383 Are you playing «Don't Fear the Reaper»? Can I bring my cowbell? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1384 Again with the Jerry Garcia? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1385 Hey, didn’t you hear? The Covid emergency is over! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1386 Sunrise, Sunset, Sunrise, Sunset, Swiftly fly the years 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1387 Have you no mercy? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1388 Hey! Cool it with that Grateful Dead! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1389 Stop playing, “the day the music died”! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1390 I am complaining myself to death! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1391 Play your old, funny ones! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1392 Can you do something other than Megadeth riffs? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1393 The death metal was fine but no “Baby Shark”! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1394 May we rest in peace, please? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1395 Hey pal! Do you have a death wish? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1396 Move on from Blue Oyster Cult, we get it! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1397 Rest In Peace hours are clearly stated as 12:00-12:00! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1398 Be quiet or I'll kill you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1399 Hey, did somebody die down there?? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1400 Hey you, I'm not grateful for the dead! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1401 Hey, shouldn't you be practicing Hells Bells instead of Stairway to Heaven? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1402 Oh, fuck! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1403 Do I know what time it is? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1404 I'll tell you what I fear -- you playing that song again. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1405 Seriously? Dance Macabre? Seriously? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1406 Decease and desist! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1407 You’re good but Keith Richards could help make you better more than I can. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1408 I don’t fear the reaper already! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1409 I don’t mind the noise but the lyrics are a little grim. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1410 Hey, you down there, play "Ghost Riders In The Sky" 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1411 No matter how hard you practice, they still won’t be grateful. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1412 Okay, okay I don't fear you, now knock it off! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1413 I don't fear the reaper but I fear that racket. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1414 I asked for Stairway to Heaven, not Stairway to Hell! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1415 Stop trying to bore me to death with Stairway to Heaven all day! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1416 Do you know "Stairway to Heaven?" - Andy Candor, Fort Wayne, IN 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1417 Can you stop ending every tune with a tritone? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1418 Do you think you could play a cheerful tune for a change? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1419 What!! My new neighbor is playing dress up! I am a peeping Tom lol. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1420 Don’t play that piece at my funeral. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1421 Encore, encore!” 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1422 Sure, NOW you like disco. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1423 You are definitely no Jerry Garcia! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1424 Really Springsteen again 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1425 I'm dyin' to play with you! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1426 Hey! If you're trying to kill me with that noise, it's working. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1427 Again with the Hades music?! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1428 So is it Stairway to Heaven or Highway to Hell? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1429 Hey, would you keep it down? Your strumming is going to be the death of me! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1430 It is Sunday. Can you play a religious tune? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1431 Stop with the darn death notes! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1432 For goodness’ sake, hold your horses! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1433 Anything other than more death metal,please! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1434 Do you know any other kinds of metal? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1435 "Yo Jerry, that haunting solo worked. My wife split. " 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1436 When I say my neighbor’s from hell I mean it. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1437 Honey,come quick. The Grateful Dead is in 4B. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1438 Hey buddy, give it a break. You're turning me into an "Un-Grateful Dead" Fan. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1439 Are you trying to be the death of me? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1440 Tip-Toe through the Tulips," AGAIN 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1441 Hey! How about something besides "Don't Fear the Reaper?" 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1442 We’re trying to have a quiet evening in. Do you think you could lay off the death metal for one night and play some light acoustic jazz? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1443 Don't make me have to come down there!!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1444 All these years and you're still terrible. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1445 You wouldn’t catch me dead listening to that! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1446 Quiet, or I’ll resume Tango Tuesdays. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1447 This has been, ‘Killing Me Softly with His Song’ every day! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1448 Are you trying to put me in an early grave? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1449 Grateful? I'll tell you how to make me grateful! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1450 This wasn't part of the deal! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1451 Yeah, I know about climate change, the economy, politics and other current disasters, but can’t you play some happier tunes, Dude? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1452 Hey, I like The Grateful Dead as much as the next guy, but enough already. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1453 Can we please have some Grateful Dead for a change? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1454 Aren’t you supposed to be on tour with the three other Horsemen? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1455 Everybody thinks THEY'RE the BEST cover band! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1456 Playing "Stairway to Heaven" may be inappropriate. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1457 Hey! I'm not grateful, Dead!! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1458 Don't you know the music died years ago? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1459 Play "Stairway to Heaven" one more time and I swear I'll come down there and strangle you with your own guitar strings. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1460 The Grim Reaper trades in his staff for an electric guitar. Hell is not happy. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1461 Play that funky music white boy 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1462 I don't give a hoot if you are a ghost rider. That's the wrong chord! He did it in Dmin. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1463 Not everyone in the apartment likes death metal as much as you do. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1464 He's starting to really get in to death metal. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1465 Either I'm getting old, or rock music is dead. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1466 Play "Freebird"! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1467 Enough with the Blue Oyster Cult already!! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1468 Who are you calling a killjoy?" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1469 Hey, it's the dead of night. We're trying to sleep. If I hear you play, '(Don't Fear) the Reaper' one more time, I'm gonna come down there myself and give you something to fear, buster! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1470 You may be grateful, but I’m passed off! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1471 I don’t appreciate this slow and painful death. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1472 He’s killing it. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1473 Death, be not proud, of your music, cause ya' stink! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1474 He'll wait for me. Watch. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1475 Do you know anything besides, "Another One Bites the Dust"? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1476 Hey! I'm paying to see you play at the arena tonight... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1477 That soft Beethoven sonata isn’t fooling anyone, Mr. Grim Reaper. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1478 Go get a life! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1479 Why is it always, “Highway to Heaven”? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1480 Play something else, no more Feel The Reaper. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1481 If you play “Dem bones, dem bones dem dry bones” one more time……. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1482 Hey man, Barber’s Adagio for Strings doesn’t work on an electric guitar. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1483 Do you know any Grateful Dead? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1484 Really? Do you think you gonna kill me with that song? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1485 You are killing it down there 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1486 70's rock died years ago. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1487 Can you play anything besides 'Stairway to Heaven' and 'Don't Fear the Reaper'?! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1488 Can't you play anything besides "Stairway to Heaven"? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1489 Hey! Don't you know any songs other than "Stairway to Heaven" and "Highway to Hell?" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1490 Jimi??? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1491 Hey, down there. Just come get me. Anything is better than listening to progressive jazz." 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1492 For God's sake, man. No more "Stairway to Heaven"! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1493 Would you keep it down? Some of us are trying to rest in peace! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1494 You think you got problems now, wait till I get down there. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1495 I really prefer grateful dead . . . 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1496 Hey, quiet down there, or I'll come down and shut you up! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1497 Hey, you in 666, knock it off. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1498 That guitar playing is killing me! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1499 I'll never be more ready. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1500 Uh oh, looks like Eric Clapton’s staying at our hotel and looking for more inspiration. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1501 Hey! What do you mean "check out anytime you like, but you can never leave"? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1502 Can't you play anything other than "Stairway to Heaven?"? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1503 Although I could not stop death, he kindly stopped for me. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1504 A scythe is quieter than an axe. JUST SAYING! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1505 Hey, dude! Forget the Black Sabbath. Gimme more Judas Priest! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1506 I’m going to kill myself and it’s your fault! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1507 Get it right...that's THRASH metal not DEATH metal... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1508 No, I am not 'grateful.' 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1509 Hey, I am neither Grateful nor Dead! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1510 Knock it of with the death metal. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1511 Can you play, "The Devil Went Down To Georgia"? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1512 Hey! You can stop playing “Stairway to Heaven” anytime now! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1513 Practicing for Eurovision. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1514 No Stairway!! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1515 Death Metal is so last century. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1516 Take some lessons, buddy...sounds more like Stairway to Hell 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1517 Anything Phil Spector. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1518 Stop playing "Stairway to Heaven" to death! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1519 I don't care if you play for the Dead, I'm calling the Police! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1520 Hey! Feel free to reap, but I need to sleep! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1521 More roll, less shake and rattle. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1522 You give Death Metal a bad name! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1523 He's really killing it again tonight. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1524 Hey ! Not so loud ! You could wake the dead. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1525 Don't you know anything NOT by Black Sabbath? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1526 Is that all you know, 'Death Metal'?!?" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1527 Keith! Say it isn’t so! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1528 Mike! Come upstairs. Eurovision’s on. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1529 Hey, stop playing “Stairway To Heaven”, (flump -tenant just died) 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1530 Highway to Hell", "Stairway to Heaven" is that all you know 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1531 Black Sabbath is back! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1532 Are you loathsome tonight? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1533 You may be Grateful Dead but I'm still trying to sleep! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1534 You play like hell! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1535 I'd be Grateful if you would turn it down, you woke me from a Dead sleep.... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1536 Hey! We're trying to live up here!! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1537 Hay, play Freebird !! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1538 Hey! Who do you think you are? The Grateful Dead? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1539 Nice try but it’s Stairway to Heaven. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1540 All right, already with that Jerry Garcia crap! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1541 Sounds like Jerry Garcia... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1542 Stop that racket! You're going to wake the dead. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1543 HEY YOU DOWN THERE! Can you play something other than Sympathy For The Devil over and over again?! Gimme a break! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1544 Welcome to Texas. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1545 Can you turn down your death punk rock? Or for you would it just be punk rock? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1546 Can you lower the volume a little, Mr. Garcia? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1547 I’m begging you. Pull the plug. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1548 Stop playing six feet under! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1549 Do you know anything else besides "Don't Fear the Reaper"? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1550 The day the Music died .... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1551 It’s 3AM. Are you trying to wake the dead? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1552 Can you keep the noise down?! I'm dying here! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1553 The Grateful Dead again? Why don't you play something more lively? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1554 My next song is dedicated to my biggest fans, the Grateful Dead. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1555 Enough already with Dem Bones!! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1556 Killer solo, man! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1557 Let me know if you have a gig in 3b. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1558 I’ve got a bone to pick with you 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1559 Hey, you, I’m not grateful! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1560 I always hated the Greatful Dead! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1561 Hey! Pipe down! SOME of us are trying to get some eternal rest! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1562 I HATE Death Metal music. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1563 Seriously, is 'Don't Fear The Reaper' the ONLY song you know? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1564 Hey you in Apt 3D. Would it kill you to play something lively? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1565 Your loud music is killing me up here! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1566 Hey, stop that noise. It's killing me. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1567 Do you know anything by anyone other than The Grateful Dead? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1568 Hey! I Love Stairway To Heaven! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1569 Someone just got slayed in 2B! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1570 That's enough "Stairway to Heaven..." 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1571 Hey, could you play some more upbeat stuff? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1572 Hey, man, turn down the amp. You're going to wake the dead! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1573 There are already enough Grateful Dead cover bands. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1574 Hey, keep it down Bone Jovi, will you?! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1575 HEY! Whadday dead or something? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1576 Hey buddy, Can you lower the volume....you woke me up out of a dead sleep! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1577 Hey, aren't you suppose to work? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1578 You'll be the death of me if you don't quite playing Beethoven's Funeral March...and turn it down! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1579 I’d rather you just kill me the normal way! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1580 Entirely too early for death metal. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1581 Unless you plan on coming to Apt. 3-B, don’t quit your day job. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1582 Tone it down you GDGR/ 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1583 You play like today is the day that music died. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1584 If I have to come down there, it’s your funeral. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1585 You're gonna kill everyone with that racket! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1586 Hey buddy...what's with nonstop playing Sympathy for the Devil ? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1587 Hey, stop that riff ,a person is dying up here 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1588 Hey! Sympathize with my need to take a nap! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1589 Play “You Are My Sunshine” 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1590 Hey Jerry, I thought you would be Grateful to know you are a bone-ified legend not only in the Garcia family but also in the world of Music. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1591 Enough Blue Öyster Cult already! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1592 If you're trying to kill me softly, it's not working. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1593 Can't you ever slay something other than a guitar? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1594 Wait a minute... is that the Bloodman 4 theme music? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1595 Is soul the only thing you got!? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1596 Trust me. You’re too old to rock and roll. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1597 How about an encore? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1598 Stop! Your music is killing me!! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1599 As long as he's keeping busy 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1600 Damn. Somebody sold their guitar to the devil in exchange for their soul. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1601 Hey man, could you give the death metal a rest. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1602 Stop reaching out to the dead. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1603 Hey thanks again for not plugging in. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1604 You're out of time 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1605 The Grateful Dead keep annoying neighbors 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1606 Can't you play something besides that death metal stuff? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1607 A little less "Another One Bites the Dust" and a little more "Stayin Alive" might work. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1608 Just making sure he arrived at my mother-in-law's apartment. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1609 If you play Bat Out of Hell one more time... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1610 I guess rock really is dying. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1611 If I hear him play 'Don't Fear The Reaper' one more time... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1612 Do you know anything other than In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1613 Ugh, you’re killing me! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1614 Stairway to what? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1615 Hey, you. Your guitar playing will be the death of me. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1616 Do you know any Blue Öyster Cult? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1617 I want it LIGHTER! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1618 Heyyy Death, your killing me man . . . 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1619 Killer riff, dude! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1620 Stop that noise or I am going down to get you! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1621 You know anything besides Blue Öyster Cult? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1622 Will you please stop playing "Stairway to Heaven"? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1623 Yep, the Guy in 2B is playing ‘Nothing Else Matters’ again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1624 Enough with the heavy metals! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1625 Enough already. Take your show on the road. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1626 Could you put it on Eternal Silence? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1627 Okay, I'll return the scythe! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1628 If you play one more Dead song I swear I'll kill you 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1629 Can't you play some Heart? That's enough death metal. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1630 Now, for the last time…. This is a “c” chord! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1631 Hey! The condo board doesn't allow heavy metal doomsday music! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1632 There's someone who still wants to walk in its boots? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1633 Jerry said a friend of the devil is a friend of mine but he never mentioned a bandmate was going to fill in for me. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1634 Hey you, Deadhead, I've had my fill of Grateful Dead music! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1635 Oh great, another Dead Head in the building! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1636 I'm Grateful you're Dead! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1637 Hey, do I have to come down there and knock On your Door? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1638 I get it, we shouldn't fear you! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1639 I prefer "don't HEAR the reaper!" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1640 Hey , knock it off! The noise is killing me period . 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1641 If you don't stop that, I will kill you! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1642 Must you always sing the blues? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1643 Hey, do you know any Grateful Dead songs? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1644 Hey! I don't hear any cowbell! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1645 Yo, Huckleberry! I'm dyin' here!" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1646 Do you know ANY other tune besides, “Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones?!” 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1647 OK, I get that you're grateful already! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1648 Yo, you're killing me with that death metal crap! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1649 Stop playing that death metal music! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1650 No more death jam! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1651 I invented death metal 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1652 What are you still doing here? Blimey! It's time to leave for the Coronation. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1653 Hey! Could you please be a little less grateful? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1654 The ungrateful dead, neighbor. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1655 You’ll be the death of me! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1656 That's the eighth time that you played "Cemetery Boogie Woogie." 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1657 Your music is loud enough to wake the dead! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1658 Do you know anything other than death metal? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1659 Hey! Enough with the dirges. You practicing for a funeral or something? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1660 Dude, you can play Stairway to Heaven as loud as you want, but you're going straight to hell 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1661 He's practicing yet another dirge. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1662 I think you need more cowbell 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1663 Shut up, I'm sick of the Dead. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1664 Hey, just go to sleep - forever! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1665 Hey, dude! Lighten up! You're killing' me! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1666 Can we trade back? My wife won’t let me keep the scythe. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1667 Kill that noise! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1668 I said,"NO MORE Grateful Dead!" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1669 I told you 2 years ago to put that thing down and get something to eat! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1670 -Hey!.. It's 3 a.m., aren't you supposed to be taking lives of sad and miserable drawing their last breaths in the bath tubs? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1671 The first chord of "Stairway to Heaven" is in A minor. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1672 Hey, you, what's the big idea? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1673 Turn down the volume or you're a dead man! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1674 Who are you? And how come a friend of the devil is a friend of yours? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1675 I would be very grateful if you could keep it down. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1676 Death becomes Star 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1677 Hey, can you play "You Are My Sunshine?" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1678 Please stop. You have my son playing heir guitar. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1679 Really? Death Metal, how original! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1680 Bob I know you feel dead but you have never sounded better. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1681 Hey you! Stop playing your God damned music! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1682 That's the worst Stairway to Heaven I've ever heard! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1683 I thought you were dead tired of that song! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1684 The fellow below me has a drum kit. Would you be so kind as to visit him too? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1685 Yo, that's great! Keep playing! For God's sake, keep playing! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1686 Hey, can you play Samuel Barber's Adagio for Strings on that thing? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1687 If you'll stop, I promise to be one of the Grateful Dead. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1688 Go to hell will you! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1689 Hey, could you play something other than 'Death Cab for Cutie?' 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1690 Could you play that a little louder? I'm really into Death Metal" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1691 Pipe down, or you’ll be the Ungrateful Dead! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1692 If you don’t knock that off right now I’m gonna come down there and…oh, it’s you. Nevermind. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1693 I bet you don't know "Stairway to Heaven". 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1694 Hey, keep it down...and can't you ever play something other than The Grateful Dead? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1695 The music sounds great, but how about something other than just the Grateful Dead! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1696 You're killing me here with the volume! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1697 Hey! That's my Grandma you're singing about. Cut me some slack, man. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1698 Hey! Keep it down! It's enough to wake the dead. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1699 What a detailed rendition of Devil Went Down to Georgia! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1700 No more skeleton in the closet 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1701 Rather too hellish that damned music!!!! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1702 Unless you have some sort of death wish you'll stop making that hellish racket. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1703 Sir. SIR, this is Def Jam Records not Death Jams. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1704 Hey, death metal doesn't go in the afternoon! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1705 I liked "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" better when you were alive. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1706 Only one of us is grateful. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1707 Can you please turn it down? The noise is killing me! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1708 WOW! He's the original DEAD HEAD! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1709 Oh yeah? Well why don't I come down there and make you stop? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1710 For the life of me, you really, truly SUCK!! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1711 I think it's Jerry Garcia returning from The Dead. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1712 I should go to hell? You should talk! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1713 Cool it already with the death rock 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1714 Your playing is waking up the dead. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1715 That’s no way to play “Stairway to Heaven!” 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1716 For cryin' out loud, can't you play anything other than "I Just Died in Your Arms"? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1717 Could you play something else besides the Grateful Dead? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1718 My God! That's so '70s! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1719 I don't fear the reaper but I'd certainly like to strangle the reaper. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1720 Hey! Some of us are not so grateful 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1721 Enough with 'Friend of the Devil'. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1722 Well, in that case, I guess I do hope have to ask you again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1723 Keep it dead quiet down there! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1724 You'll be playing a different tune if I have to come down there! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1725 Hey buddy! Enough with the Death Metal, already! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1726 My last request is that you shut up! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1727 Stop playing “Stairway to Heaven”—it’s a lost cause! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1728 That's not why it's called death metal! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1729 Grim Reaper or not, I'm taking my noise complaint to the co-op board! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1730 Really? Stairway to Heaven? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1731 Didn’t I just see you at King Charles’ Coronation? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1732 Hey, knock it off! Rock 'n' roll is dead! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1733 Hey, knock it off, deadbeat! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1734 Hey, Death! Do you take requests? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1735 The Rolling Stones still look better than you. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1736 What I really fear is your guitar-playing! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1737 Give it an eternal rest, man! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1738 That sound is killing me. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1739 I said anathema not anthem, you bone head. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1740 Sam, you said stairway to - where? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1741 It's time to have fun before we fall in love. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1742 Dude, kill it with the riffs! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1743 Your instagram post of "I Don't Want a Ricochet Romance" has gone viral 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1744 Okay – I'm coming down. It's your funeral, buddy. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1745 Can I request "Living for the City" instead of the Death Metal? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1746 The new neighbor is just killing that song. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1747 I know you think this will help soften your edge, but it’s really just very annoying. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1748 Ever since the last season of Stranger Things came out, people keep attempting Master of Puppets on their cheap little off-brand Stratocaster and it sounds like shit. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1749 Can you play Led Zeppelin? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1750 Hey, down there....cut it out or you're dead meat! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1751 Will you turn that thing down! It's killing me 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1752 Stop that deadly noise! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1753 What? "Get your kicks on Route 666"? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1754 Stop singing about how grateful you are! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1755 That’s one dark take on You’re The One That I Want. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1756 Keep it down! All this racket will be the death of me. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1757 Hey Buddy - do you know ANYTHING besides 'Don't Fear the Reaper'? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1758 Next time, think twice about taking out a great folksinger! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1759 Don't quit your night job, buddy! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1760 Hey! Your Stairway to Heaven sounds like a stairway to hell! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1761 Hey, Reaper, Blue Oyster Cult did it better. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1762 Dude, Stairway to Heaven again?! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1763 Please,no more Stairway to Heaven, you’re killing me! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1764 We get it! You went down to the crossroads! Try going down to the basement! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1765 Your double-parked roadies are still waiting... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1766 Would it kill ya to learn something other than “Don’t Worry Be Happy?!” 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1767 So much for resting in peace! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1768 No one wants to hear your last requiem. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1769 Do you know, "Nearer My God to Thee?" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1770 You don’t know how lonely I am, not a easy job 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1771 Sounds like team spirit...Kurt. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1772 Hey, don't you know anything besides The Grateful Dead?! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1773 So now you're trying to RAISE the dead? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1774 Keep that up and you’ll awaken the—uh oh, you already have. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1775 I'll give you a reason to "fear the reaper"! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1776 Who in the HELL is making that noise? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1777 That sound you’re making—what is its genre? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1778 Keep it up and you'll be the "Ungrateful Dead"! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1779 Wiull you quit playing, "This land is your land..." 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1780 Give it a rest! You’ve played that to death. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1781 Hey, you -- keep your day job! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1782 Dude! Ease up on the Death Metal! You’re killing me! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1783 Keep this up and I'll kill myself. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1784 I know I asked you to quit with the Stairway to Heaven, but now the Highway to Hell is getting old. You need to get some new material. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1785 HEY! Stop playing the Scream movie theme 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1786 Please, death be not proud. No music please 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1787 I didn't think it could get worse than his Grim Rapper phase! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1788 He only listens to classical. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1789 Can you play something by Barry Manilow 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1790 Dude, you are SLAYING! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1791 Hey, that’s no way to grateful, man! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1792 Again with "Never Gonna Give You Up"?! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1793 I asked for "Freebird" not "Don't Fear the...." Oh, never mind. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1794 I guess it's true what they say, people are dying for a place to stay. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1795 Left-handed? Get a life... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1796 I'm grateful he's dead! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1797 I'd love to hear you cover Don't Fear the Reaper. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1798 Quiet! Isn't it time for you to take a walk on the beach? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1799 Don't Fear the Reaper?" Real original, man...My god! What is happening! Everything is going black! Mama! I'm scared! Mama 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1800 Hey Keith could you keep it down!!! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1801 If I come down there you’ll have more than the reaper to fear. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1802 That crap is going to be the death of me! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1803 Turn it down neighbor, that death metal is gonna kill me. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1804 Falling on Death’s Ears 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1805 Mate, can you stop playing "Don't Fear the Reaper" .... I'm getting dead tired of it! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1806 Hey, can you stop playing Blue Oyster Cult's '(Don't Fear) The Reaper? Because I do. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1807 No, I asked if you could *play some* Dead! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1808 Keith! Keith! Can't You Hear Me Knocking? I was thinking we could go over to Ruby Tuesday and see if we could meet Some Girls. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1809 Do you know anything by Billy Joel, like "Movin' Out' 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1810 Knock it off! You’re gonna wake the dead. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1811 You're stopping at the 2nd floor? Right! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1812 Will you just quit that 'Stairway to Heaven' crap! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1813 Hey, Stop playing that Death Metal stuff! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1814 Hey guy in 4C. The lease says 'no death metal before 11:00 pm'. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1815 Would you kindly stop — for me!” 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1816 Save your "Dies Irae" for Judgment Day. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1817 Can’t you just tell them to buy the stairway to heaven?! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1818 I'll buy YOU a stairway to heaven! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1819 OK, I get it, I get it! Stairway to Heaven, very funny! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1820 Can I use that as my ring tone? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1821 Be grateful I haven't called the cops. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1822 Are you trying to raise the dead ?!? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1823 'When the blues grow black ...' 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1824 Stop playing such downers or I'm going to complain! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1825 Hey! Don’t you know any other songs besides “Highway to Hell”?! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1826 I don’t care about the noise but you’re murdering that song! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1827 Hey asshole, play Fear the Reaper one more time and I’ll give you something to fear! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1828 You are going to shred your fingers to the bone if you keep playing like that! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1829 Is that Dead Zeppelin? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1830 Okay, okay!! I don’t fear you! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1831 Deaf metal was long past its sell-by date. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1832 Yeah, your music stinks. And if you weren't such a sniveling coward, you'd come up here and let me tell you to your face. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1833 Enough Wonderwall! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1834 Enough with the Grateful Dead tunes already 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1835 Knock it off already! I don't fear the Reaper! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1836 Hey buddy, you're killing me with that music! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1837 It was certainly quieter when he played with his scythe” Jeff Manly Toronto, On 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1838 The Live Version was Better 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1839 hey man! Death metal is over! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1840 With all of that racket he's bound to wake the dead. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1841 Do you know something besides ‘Killing Me Softly...? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1842 You may be dead but I'm ungrateful. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1843 Is there anything I can throw in to trade back the sickle for my guitar?" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1844 The guy in 4-B is really KILLING it! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1845 I actually, DON'T fear the reaper! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1846 Lighten up on the metal, Death! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1847 Hey, maybe you could learn a new song. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1848 Can you keep it down? It's loud enough to wake the dead. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1849 Can’t you just stick to your rattle! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1850 After eternity in hell, you should know how to be a better downstairs neighbor. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1851 I thought the Grateful Dead retired! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1852 Enough with the diminished chords! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1853 My time has come. Quit playing and get back to work> 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1854 I don’t care if you really are Jimi Hendrix. I’m trying to study! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1855 Would you stop playing just dirges? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1856 Hey Keith Richards, take it on the road! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1857 Mr. Watson, come here -- I want to see you. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1858 Yeah, the scythe was faster, but that 'Don't Fear the Reaper' riff is just so frickin' cool..." 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1859 The riff from Stairway to Heaven? Seriously? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1860 Perfect day, so far. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1861 Hey,buddy! Can you play something other than Stairway to Heaven and Highway to Hell? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1862 Do you know ‘Stayin’ Alive’? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1863 Death metal in the middle of the day again? I’m calling the HOA! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1864 Less Slayer Hell Awaits, more Walking on Sunshine! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1865 Are you trying to annoy me to death? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1866 This is the last time I’m going to ask! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1867 Hold it down!! The noise is enough to wake the dead!! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1868 Your timing Sucks 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1869 Please. Stop playing my swan song. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1870 Hey, why does your music all sound so grim? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1871 We're just gonna have to move if he doesn't master "Stairway to Heaven" soon. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1872 Would it kill you to at least tune it? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1873 It's about a highway, and it goes like this.... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1874 Can you stop with that Death Metal? We're trying to live here! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1875 You are making enough noise to waken the dead! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1876 Riff in peace! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1877 One more riff and you're dead! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1878 Haven’t you heard? Rock is dead! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1879 Can't you play something a bit more cheerful? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1880 'Don't Worry, Be Happy'! That's cold, man. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1881 Time to unplug.” 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1882 Hey, you're killing me! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1883 Call Me Maybe"? Again? Seriously 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1884 Love ‘Stairway to Heaven’! I’ll be right down. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1885 Oh,wow! I always wanted to meet someone from The Grateful Dead! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1886 Hey , Stairway to Heaven is in a different key! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1887 Hey,play "Phamton of the Opera" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1888 Careful, you'll play your fingers to the bone. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1889 D'you mind? It's like death by a thousand plucks. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1890 Pipe down; a ninety year old man lives upstairs! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1891 Don't make me get my banjo. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1892 Keep it down, down there! You're shaking my bones! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1893 If you play ‘Sunshine on My Shoulders’ one more time, I’m gonna pay YOU a visit tonight. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1894 Hey! Enough with the National Anthem! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1895 If you play "Stairway to Heaven" again, I'm going to jump. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1896 Don't even think about playing 'A Stairway to Heaven' " 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1897 Disco is dead, Beethoven! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1898 Can you play something else? That tune is boring me to death. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1899 If I had a sickle I’d sickle in the morning I’d sickle i the evening All over this land 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1900 Seriously? Touch of Grey again? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1901 Can you play anything other than Styx? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1902 What’s the song? Rock n’ Roll … Over the Hill? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1903 If you don't keep it down I'll kill you... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1904 You've been playing that all day. Get a life! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1905 Hey, man.... Do you know 'Stairway to Heaven'? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1906 Stop that noise or I'll come down there and punch you out. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1907 Really? Grateful Dead, that’s just tacky. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1908 Continue please " ."My wife loves that you're killing, her softly " 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1909 Even the dead can hear you! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1910 That would be the last time Tom complained about his neighbor playing death metal. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1911 For the love of God - Am, G, F, G - not F! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1912 Try a new chord,dude. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1913 Now that’s what I call soul-crushing music. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1914 You're not making any fans! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1915 Your dark music captures the essence of living here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1916 Hey deadhead, try lowering the volume some! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1917 Can’t you play ANYTHING besides ‘Knocking on Heaven’s Door’? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1918 Hey Dudhead!! Stop the endless, loud Live Dead riffing racket!! Dude!! You Need To Get Working Man!! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1919 I'm glad he got the right apartment. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1920 Hey! What's up the Grateful Dead? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1921 Dude, turn it down! You’re killing me! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1922 Hey Pal, this isn't a Stairway to Heaven, it's a fifth-floor walk-up! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1923 Your Megadeath power chord progression makes me wish I was dead! How about I come down there and give you a lesson! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1924 Do you know ‘Knock, knock, knock in’ on heaven’s door’? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1925 "Time to get truckin', Jerry!" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1926 Do you think you could play something more lively?!!! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1927 Oh, come on! Hotel California again? You're killing me! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1928 I paid the Piper, so stop already! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1929 I love you Phoebe Bridgers 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1930 Can I borrow a cup of sugar, Magnolia? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1931 I swear, if you play Symphony for the Devil one more time, you're going to meet him. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1932 We get it. We won’t fear the reaper. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1933 Dave! Stop being creepy. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1934 Don’t you know anything besides Blue Oyster Cult? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1935 Please, anything but more Grateful Dead! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1936 Can you practice in the afterlife, I'm trying to sleep 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1937 Kieth Richard’s still rocken it! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
1938 The grateful death 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
1939 He is dead. He just hasn’t left the building yet. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
1940 Dom't you know any song besides "Stairway to Heaven"?? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1941 Wasn't Robert Johnson renting that unit? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1942 Enough DeepPurple! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1943 The noise is killing me 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1944 I have a bone to pick! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1945 I warned you about Heavy Metal. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1946 You're plagiarizing my song! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1947 Fine, you’ve made your point; no more “lose the scythe” jokes. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1948 Hey!! Turn down the death metal!! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1949 Do you know anything else beside '(Don't Fear) The Reaper' 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1950 Could you at least switch to acoustic and play some Grateful Dead? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
1951 Hey, buddy, do you know any Grateful Dead? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1952 Not Highway To Hell again! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1953 Who died and left you a guitar? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1954 Nobody likes death metal any more! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1955 Just so you know, the guy next door threatened to kill the next person to turn up the sound 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1956 C'est si bones. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1957 Oh, great. We've got a Deadhead downstairs. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1958 Keep it down, it’s bedtime for the vampires. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1959 Stairway to Heaven again?" 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1960 Hey buddy! Can you turn that down? It's enough to wake the dead! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1961 Hey Death, give it up and just accept that Stairway to Heaven is not something you are going to master. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1962 Phoebe Bridgers, won't you be my neighbor? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1963 Hey, please stop playing the cords for requiem of the dead. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1964 Hey! That music is killing us up here. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1965 Will you please just end it already?" 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1966 Anything but Stairway to Heaven! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1967 Can you play "Ghost Riders in the Sky"? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1968 Just my luck, The Grateful Dead moved in below. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1969 Can you lower the volume on your death metal guitar riffs? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1970 I can't wait for Keith and his pals to go back on tour so we can have some peace and quiet here! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1971 Hey! You know, that JAWS theme is getting a little old! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1972 Quiet, and go to Heaven! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1973 Well, since you put it that way, I guess it wouldn't kill me to listen for awhile. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1974 Hey bro, don't you know any Coldplay? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1975 I don't care is you are part of the Grateful Dead, keep it down. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1976 Death Metal? I thought it was just a name! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1977 I know Megadeath and you're no Megadeath! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1978 Death is playing a floor below, when the Angel's sing above unseen! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1979 Are the Grateful Dead now really dead? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1980 Enough with the death metal covers! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1981 Veronica, not that I'm ungrateful, but you and your new musician boyfriend are dead to me! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1982 Who do you think you are anyway, Jerry Garcia? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1983 I have decided to play the drums! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1984 Say, do you know "Ghost" by Justin Bieber? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1985 You need to quit touching your band members. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1986 No more Stairway to Heaven!!! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1987 Are you playing at the dead man's party tonight? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1988 Bro, you are killing that riff! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1989 Enough with Truckin’ already! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1990 If you keep that up, you might just as well come to my front door. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1991 Make me come down there. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1992 How about playing “Saint James Infirmary “? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1993 You may be dead but I'm not grateful you took up guitar. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1994 Grateful? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1995 Enough Grateful Dead tunes already!!" 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1996 Could you keep it Down There? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1997 Keep it down or you'll wake the dead. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1998 Hey, quiet down! What are you trying to do...wake the dead?! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1999 Will you stop with the don't worry be happy tune !!! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2000 Emily D. called. She asked if you could kindly stop for me. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2001 The true devil is that person I hear clapping on the 1 and the 3. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2002 Boo ! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2003 Go back to your real job! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2004 Hey, turn it down or you'll wake up the dead! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2005 ? “Lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop Lollipop” ? “Who in the Hell does ‘Lollipop’ without the finger-mouth pop?” 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2006 Hey! Pick up your scythe and give me some peace for chrissake. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2007 HEY OTHER PEOPLE LIVE HERE Y'KNOW!" "oh? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2008 You’re wasting your time. Keith Richards doesn’t live there anymore. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2009 All that racket is killing me! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2010 I said, DEAF be not proud! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2011 Hey, keep it down. Your music is "deathfening"! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2012 Hey, turn it down! That’s loud enough to wake the dead! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2013 STOP playing that deadly song! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2014 Hey, You are NOT Jerry Garcia! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2015 More Grateful Dead. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2016 I'm not surprised that he's left-handed 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2017 Where I come from, we just call it Metal 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2018 Stairway” again?!? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2019 Okay, okay, I'll take the scythe. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2020 Hey Idiot, you're going to kill me with your loud music! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2021 Can you please play something besides Blue Oyster Cult? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2022 Insufferable torture is Satan's thing, you hack! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2023 You call that metal? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2024 …and I’m pretty sure that is Nashville tuning on a ‘72 Stratocaster. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2025 Can I request "American Beauty" in its entirety?! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2026 Nolo contendere. Site dysfunction this end. Sympathy for the Neighbor AKA Death tiffs a Knell. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2027 « Geez, Slay me already. Your guitar skills have me on my own Highway to Hell. » 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2028 Go back to the fiddle! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2029 Hey! Can you play something other than "Stairway to Heaven" when you get home from work? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2030 OMG! IS THAT THE GRATEFUL DEAD PLAYING!? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2031 Did Cobain teach you to play left-handed, Grim? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2032 Death takes a Holiday Inn 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2033 I swear if you keep playing all night you are going to be death to me. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2034 Yo dude! You’re killing me with your loud music. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2035 Hey! You’re boring us all to death playing that same riff over and over! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2036 Stop it with the "Stairway to Heaven". It's not even your thing. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2037 Hey! No "Stairway to Heaven"! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2038 That's not how Jerry played it, man. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2039 Uh, excuse me, but is that your last song, sir?! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2040 Don’t lose hope, friend, she’ll come back to you anyday now. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2041 Hey buddy! Can you please play something other than the Grateful Dead ? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2042 Who do you think you are anyway...The Grateful Dead? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2043 Take some lessons, you’re killing me! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2044 I’m sick to death of that haunting melody! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2045 Turn it down! I hate Death Metal. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2046 There's someone at your door. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2047 1) Your "peanut and shellfish are delicious" song isn't working, 2) I have an epi-pen, and 3) La la la la la. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2048 Hey, cut the racket! You’ll be the death of me. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2049 Do you ANYTHING other than Greatful Dead? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2050 Would you please stop with your "Stairway to Heaven" already 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2051 Fteddie, you've come back. Play Bohemian Symphony one more time 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2052 Hey, can you knock it off? You’re killing me. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2053 Enough already! Don’t you know anything other than Sympathy for the Devil? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2054 He's got a bone to pick with you! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2055 Yo dude! If you play Stairway to Heaven one more time, I’m the one that’s gonna kill you. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2056 Dude, you're gonna be the death of me! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2057 Stop playing that crappy death metal! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2058 Knock it off! Your playing is deadly!! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2059 Who the hell do you think you are? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2060 ''Hey, I know cowbell!'' 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2061 Killing them softly, Eh! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2062 "I don't care if you are Keith Richards - you're too loud!" 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2063 Can't completely see who's playing. Maybe if I lean out a little further... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2064 You’re killing me with that racket! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2065 Your solo is lifeless. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2066 For the life of me, cut it out! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2067 Ok, enough of the Greatfull Dead tunes already! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2068 Shouldn't you be out on another final tour, Keith? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2069 Turn down the death metal, you're killing me! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2070 Play “(Don’t Fear)The Reaper” and “Truckin’” again and I WILL pry that thing from your cold, dead hands!! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2071 Grateful Dead again? I’ll be grateful when YOU are dead!” 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2072 Do you know anything that isn’t a dirge?” 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2073 So this is the third level of Purgatory. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2074 Hey, you're killing me up here with that stuff! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2075 Hey! You’re killing me up here! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2076 Yo, Grateful Dead. Any Ungrateful Alive? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2077 At least stop playing Stairway to Heaven! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2078 Just end it already! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2079 That guitar is really... cool! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2080 Can you keep it down in there? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2081 Hey, keep it down, you’ll wake the dead with that thing! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2082 I know I’ll have to listen to you when you show up with your sickle, but in the meantime can you please let me enjoy some peace and quiet in my this life? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2083 keep it down! I am trying to die in peace! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2084 You told us you only played the bones! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2085 Dude, you are killing me! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2086 Jeez man, this is a hellish version of “ climbing a stairway to Heaven” 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2087 Cheryl, they’re playing Death Metal at 1:43 in the afternoon, who do you think it is? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2088 Give up. Get a life! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2089 For godsakes, Jerry, it's 3 am! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2090 Oh man....I didn't know The Dead were in town! I need to search for some tickets. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2091 Pleeeze....Take lessons! You're killing me with that thing! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2092 That noise will be the death of me! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2093 Hey Jerry, can you play Stella Blue again? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2094 Didn't I see you live? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2095 Could you please keep up the music! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2096 Just because you're the Grim Reaper doesn't mean you can be a jerk. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2097 Pull the damn amp plug. What’re trying to kill me? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2098 You're better with the scythe than the axe. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2099 You're killing me, and not so softly, I might add. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2100 Again with the death metal? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2101 Quiet ! That horrible music is killing me! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2102 Stop with that minor chord! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2103 That’s not how you play Angel of Death!…. It’s open E A and G 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2104 HEY! Mic still owes me $200 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2105 Can you keep the noise down? It’s loud enough to wake the dead! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2106 Killer solo,bro! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2107 Enough with Sympathy for the Devil already. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2108 Can you play something from the "Greatful Dead"? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2109 Playing Death Metal! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2110 Stop it already with the Wind Beneath My Wings!! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2111 I don’t *fear you*! I just want you to turn it down! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2112 Romeo, where art thou? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2113 Is that the only tune you know? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2114 Can’t we get a break on the Sabbath? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2115 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2116 That was a killer riff, whoever you are! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2117 YOU'RE KILLING ME SOFTLY WITH THIS SONG! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2118 Can you keep it down? You could wake the dead with that music! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2119 Oi! Keep it down! It's loud enough to wake the dead. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2120 If you don’t stop, I will kill you. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2121 How about playing ‘Stairway To Shut The Hell Up’? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2122 Honey! Quick! Keith Richards moved in next door! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2123 Sounds like you gave up on chess. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2124 Enough crying the blues! Gimme some peppy ragtime! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2125 rock on old man 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2126 Really?! Slayer? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2127 I see you made it from hell and back! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2128 Hey pal, can't you play something other than the Grateful Dead. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2129 I've never heard Friend of the Devil in that key before! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2130 Do you have to play that funeral dirge every time! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2131 The Final Tour: Dead and NO Company 2023 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2132 Death Metal is dead. Let it go! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2133 I swear to God Bernie, if you play Metallica one more time, I’m gonna jump! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2134 Why did I have to kill a lefty? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2135 I 'm gonna kill that guy 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2136 Megadeth, if you don't knock that off- I'm going to kill you! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2137 stop playng my song! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2138 If you don’t stop, I’m gonna….. Oh, wait. You already are! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2139 Hey! I'd be grateful if you turned your amp down! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2140 Hey, man! Are you taking requests? How about "Don't Fear The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2141 I’ll give the rent check to St. Peter 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2142 You know the building rules! No Stairway to Heaven! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2143 Cool it with the Death Metal! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2144 Keep it down! Someone is dying over here. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2145 Could you play something a little more upbeat? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2146 Loud death metal at this hour isn't what I expected when they said "apartment living" 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2147 The Grateful Dead catalogue again? Get a life!" 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2148 I’ve asked you nicely. Don’t make me come down there. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2149 Are you sure that’s the axe you wanted? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2150 Yes! We know you were the inspiration of Don't Fear the Reaper! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2151 Good grief, Darth! Did you have to trade your lightsaber for an electric guitar? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2152 Nobody likes a grim rapper. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2153 Yeah, yeah…you’re in ‘The Grateful Dead?”Over my dead body you are 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2154 You‘ll wake the dead if you don’t keep it down. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2155 Hey! Will you keep it down! You're killing me! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2156 Can you do "Stairway To Heaven" ? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2157 What the devil are you playing at 6 in the morning? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2158 You’re killing it, bro! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2159 I’ve never trusted left handed guitar players !!!! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2160 Do you know something besides death metal? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2161 Turn it down now--you don't want me coming down there! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2162 Seriously, dude, you're totally killing me right now. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2163 There are a lot of copycat bands out there playing death metal but this guy, he's the real deal. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2164 Can't you be grateful a little more quietly? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2165 It's Stairway to HEAVEN! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2166 You mind keeping it down a bit,buddy? What are you trying to do,wake the dead? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2167 Jerry...? When did you get out of the hospital 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2168 Hey dude, didn't we already do Paul is dead once? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2169 Gotta have more cowbell! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2170 My old "death and taxes" life was so much better than this "death and scales" ... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2171 If you play "Don’t Fear the Reaper" one more time, I’m going to kill you. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2172 HEY! Isn't that John Denver's guitar? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2173 Hey, Buddy, You're killing me here! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2174 Sir, you're the most versatile condo manager we've ever had! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2175 Can you play something else besides stairway to heaven? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2176 Hey, Keep it down. I am not grateful and I am not dead. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2177 You tell him to turn it down, Darling. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2178 And I'm sorry your not cliiimbing a staiiiirway to heavennnnn 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2179 not the reaper again! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2180 Terminate that infernal racket or at least play something more lively! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2181 You may be Death, but you're no Megadeath! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2182 Wish you would liven up your tune this subscriber is tired of having his submissions rejected 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2183 Hey, at least play some Grateful Dead! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2184 Knock it off! You're killing me! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2185 Find another way to kill time. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2186 Heh Reaper guy...stick with the scythe. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2187 Say can you play anything NOT from the Grateful Dead? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2188 I’m with Ticketmaster. Let’s talk. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2189 Will you please shut up? I’m trying to listen to the Grateful Dead already. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2190 Hey, you—Deadhead—enough already! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2191 Hey! Can’t you play anything other than ‘Highway to Hell’? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2192 You know you didn't win in Georgia! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2193 Hey Voodoo Child ! Your screaming guitar will wake the dead! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2194 You're no Jerry Garcia but be grateful for the talent you've got. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2195 Bill’s been gone for months, Kevin. Why can’t you move on already? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2196 If you take requests, neighbor, how about a non-dirge? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2197 Hey! Tone it down! You could wake the dead!! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2198 How about lowering the volume on those Dies Irae's down there! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2199 Not only is it loud, those same three chords are boring me to death! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2200 Should I go knock on his door? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2201 Nooo! Rock & Roll Can't be Dead! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2202 Hey…Knock it off with your Death Leppard songs ! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2203 So...Once again, it's Dave here apartment 4-C. Love yours stuff .... Not Keeping me up all night at all. Rock on 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2204 Yer killin' me! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2205 Your tone is killer! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2206 Dave, now that the pandemic's over, we know you're feeling down, but could you please stop playing "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry"! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2207 Carl debated whether to confront his neighbor or surrender to yet another rendition of "Hotel California". 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2208 You'll never master STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2209 That sounds like hell. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2210 HEY!! Get a life! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2211 Keep it down down there! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2212 Hey dead head.... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2213 You play that song one more time and it will be over my dead body. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2214 Dude, you've got it all wrong! Stairway to Heaven' s chords go up, not down! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2215 Take away his scythe, and he's not so grim anymore. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2216 Dude! Enough already of those Grateful Dead tunes! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2217 How about some Paul Anka for crying out loud!" 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2218 Old habits die hard 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2219 Either the guitar goes or I do!! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2220 WILL YOU TURN THAT—oh, nevermind. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2221 Yo man YOU SUCK 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2222 Dude, you're killing us here, can't you play anything but Swan Song? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2223 Do you know any classical pieces? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2224 Would you at least play something besides "Highway To Hell"! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2225 As I keep telling you, I DON'T fear the Reaper! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2226 Nah buddy, that doesn’t sound like you’re gratefully dead. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2227 Don't finish my 'song' 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2228 It's, 'She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes.' Not, 'if she comes.' 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2229 If you don’t stop, I’m going to make you fear The Reaper! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2230 I think you've played it to death! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2231 Is soul music all you know? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2232 The Grateful Dead’s revival 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2233 Hey, lefty, play "dem bones" or Hey, lefty, play "dry bones" 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2234 Do I have to come down there to teach you a lesson? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2235 He is playing with lots of soul. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2236 Do Truckin one more time! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2237 When did the Grateful Dead move in? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2238 Do you know Both Sides Now ? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2239 Jerry what did you mean, “Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil”? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2240 OK, it's better than when you played naked. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2241 Hey, can you tone it down? You’re killing me! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2242 Hey, you, pipe down! What are you trying to do--Wake the dead?" 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2243 Could you try "Stairway to Heaven" just once, please 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2244 Listen, I know you are only supposed to escort souls to the afterlife, but you are killing us with the folk music! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2245 Yes, I get it. I get that some songs are haunting. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2246 Hey, come on baby! We don't want to hear you play that song again. Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2247 Your playing is killing me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2248 We get it! Enough with the Blue Oyster Cult! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2249 Psycho outtake. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2250 Can you play something other than 'Stairway to Heaven?' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2251 I'd rather die than hear Stairway to Heaven 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2252 Killer riff! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2253 Hey! Can you play 'Freebird'? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2254 Do you know any Meagdeth tunes? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2255 If you're going to play Garcia, at least get the lyrics right"! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2256 Please play something other than ‘Stairway to Heaven!’” 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2257 Stop playing that deadly music. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2258 Cut it out. You're waking the dead! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2259 Mr. Harris,that damned guitar will be the death of us all. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2260 All that noise will be the death of me! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2261 Who do you think you are? The Grateful Dead? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2262 ?I ain’t got no body 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2263 You don't stand a chance against the Coop Board 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2264 We get it, 'Don't Fear the Reaper'. You can stop now. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2265 Enough with "Highway to Hell"! How about a little "Stairway to Heaven"? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2266 You went to the wrong apartment,but the music is very nice. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2267 Hey Keith! Keep it down! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2268 I liked you better before you quit your job! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2269 Seriously? Stairway to Heaven? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2270 For crying out loud, stop with the "Stairway To Heaven" already, you're killing me! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2271 I think it’s very thoughtful of you, and I don’t want to offend you, but you are playing a little too loud. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2272 Hey, that's my favorite Grateful Dead tune! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2273 Can you turn that thing down? It sounds like hell. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2274 Can you keep it down please? We’re trying to have sex up here! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2275 Turn it down. Your waking the dead 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2276 Bro, enough already, you are killing us here! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2277 Hey... knock it off! You're so loud you could wake the dead! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2278 Dude! I thought we agreed - No "Stairway"! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2279 A little less “Stairway to Heaven” if you wouldn’t mind! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2280 I AM NOT grateful you’re dead. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2281 Stairway to Heaven? Seriously? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2282 Jazz? Really? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2283 Oh, I see you’ve traded the scythe for an ax now! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2284 There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold… 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2285 I don't care if it's been a long, strange trip ... turn it down. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2286 Yo Reaps, how about mixing in some major key? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2287 Can you play something by Van Halen? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2288 For the millionth time, stop playing Stairway To Heaven! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2289 Go back to playing chess! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2290 You can donate the pants to the Minotaur. He'll be in soon. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2291 This bass riff is a killer!!! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2292 Don't you know any feel good music? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2293 C’mon man!?! You’re literally killing me. (Little did Ted realize his incessant misuse of the word “literally” would lead to his actual demise.) 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2294 Dude! You're killing me here. It's 3AM! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2295 Hey, is that the only Blue Oyster Cult song you know? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2296 Oooooo...an ax from an actual ax murderer! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2297 If you play Stairway to Heaven one more time I’m gonna dkill you. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2298 How about taking that Highway to Hell? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2299 If I hafta come down and kick your ass, you'll be sorry! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2300 Your noise will be the death of me! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2301 Hey death! You're starting to sound pretty good! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2302 ? “Hello darkness, hello friend . . . “ ? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2303 Rehearsing for another farewell performance? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2304 That ruckus could wake the dead. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2305 Dude! Enough with that song!!! You're killing my love of Blue Oyster Cult! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2306 You should add a cowbell. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2307 Stop singing, 'I Gotta Be Me.' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2308 Thank heavens, he is in Joe's apartment ! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2309 Stop with the Deaf Metal already! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2310 Don't give up your day job! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2311 Can you please fine another way to raise them? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2312 Would it be too much to ask you to play, "l'chaim- To life?"?? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2313 You realize that's loud enough to wake the dead, right? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2314 Keep it down or one of us will be sorry I had to come down there! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2315 Hey, I love the acoustic cover -- I no longer fear the reaper! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2316 All together now, “as my guitar gently reaps.” 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2317 So, who's your group, The Rolling HeadStones? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2318 Oh, now you take requests? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2319 I know it's Sunday, but cool it with the Black Sabbath riffs! Try a little Stairway to Heaven instead! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2320 Hey, buddy, why is it always the blues? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2321 NO, I DON'T FEAR YOU! And tell that other guy to knock-it-off with the Cowbell... given' me a headache. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2322 You’re not rent protected anymore! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2323 Do you know anything besides “Don’t Fear the Reaper”? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2324 Honey, he is now going to be a musician. He is actually very good. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2325 I got it. Death Metal. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2326 Doris, is that still you living in your rent controlled apartment? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2327 Death Metal is OVER, dude! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2328 Hey! I already guessed your name! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2329 Awesome! Let me get my cowbell!! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2330 Keep it down! You’ll wake the dead! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2331 Playing “Stairway to Heaven” isn’t fooling anyone. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2332 Hey - is that the Grateful Dead? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2333 Hey, your death riff is killing me up here! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2334 I love the The Killers! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2335 Yo, head! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2336 I liked his soft rock phase better 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2337 Turn the volume down or you'll be the death of me 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2338 Hey! Jerry! I’d be grateful if you’d keep it down! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2339 Don’t you know anything music besides “death metal”? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2340 Try Bossa Nova! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2341 Oh…, it’s in the Key of Skeleton. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2342 Why can't you ever play any upbeat songs? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2343 Paul? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2344 Hey! Could you at least play Stairway to Heaven? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2345 Another one hit wonder. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2346 Who the hell listens to death metal in the morning!? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2347 Hey!Turn that sound down. You 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2348 Hey buddy, the pandemic is over and this isn't China! You can come out now! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2349 Please lower the volume because I can't hear the heaven calling! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2350 We would all die to have you join us in 308. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2351 don't argue with the death, dance with him 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2352 Death killing music 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2353 Enough with the 'All Along The Watchtower' already! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2354 Hey! Can You Play "Smoke on the Water"? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2355 Are you kidding me? Not "STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN AGAIN"? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2356 I don't Rock Around The Clock! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2357 Talk about deadly quiet apartment... Shouldn't have trusted that realtor. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2358 Isn't it a little early for Dies Irae? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2359 If I hear the guitar solo to Stairway to Heaven one more time, I'm calling the cops! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2360 I know it’s Jimi……I know it is. Could be the acid, though. Rick Kalamaya Longmont, CO. 80501 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2361 You may be the Grateful Dead, but I’m the ungrateful living! You’re E string is flat! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2362 I'll take, Man or Woman, Dog or Cat, I'm just the Grim Reaper, Baby Ain't nothing wrong with that... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2363 Ok, we get it, Phil Lesh is your hero. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2364 Hey, no Grateful Dead songs until tonight 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2365 A major mistake with a minor, there's problems in the hood. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2366 C’mon, you’re killin’ me here! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2367 I've got a bone to pick your guitar with! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2368 You’re killing me with your music! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2369 Stop playing STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN if you don’t really feel it! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2370 ‘Stairway to Heaven??’ Really?? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2371 Okay, I don’t fear the reaper! Stop! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2372 Hey! You know anything by The Captain and Tennile? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2373 For Christ's sake, don't you know any songs besides Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2374 Can you keep it down? I'm on a deadline. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2375 Now can you riff Stairway to Heaven? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2376 I said, no Stairway! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2377 Play "I'll be seeing you." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2378 Hey, buddy! You're killin' me! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2379 Really? Three hours of 'Stairway to Heaven'? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2380 You still need more cowbell. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2381 Hey, enough already — you’re killing me! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2382 What? Did you lose your sickle now ? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2383 What ever happened to dead “silence “! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2384 No more death metal! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2385 Don't make me come down there; you'll be sorry! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2386 Hey, Buddy, knock it off, you'll never be as good as Jerry Garcia no matter how long you live. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2387 I'LL SHOW YOU A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN IF YOU DON'T TURN IT DOWN! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2388 Hey! What happened to those guys you were jamming with? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2389 Alright already! We've had enough Don't Fear The Reaper - switch it up, loser! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2390 Hey, bud, enough with the Funeral March. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2391 Save the Grateful Dead revival material for PBS pledge week. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2392 Auditioning for lead guitar for the Rolling Stones. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2393 Hey! Let me be Grateful for once! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2394 I came to the Hotel California to get some rest. Do I have to listen to your mournful tunes? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2395 My neighbor's always playing his death metal. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2396 If you think that’s a good song, you’re dead wrong. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2397 Hey! Can you play something besides the Grateful Dead? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2398 I can't heear you! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2399 Hey, quit screwing around, they just pulled up! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2400 Do you ever play anything besides Grateful Dead songs? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2401 Again with Stairway to Heaven? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2402 Clearly Blue Oyster Cult didn't know what you'd do to their music. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2403 You you ever considered joining the "The Grateful un-Plugged? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2404 Hey, no one likes a Grateful Dead Sunrise Service! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2405 Hey, not all of us are feeling that grateful. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2406 Hey, buddy, can it! This building has adopted the Guitar Center rule: No "Stairway to Heaven" allowed. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2407 You're dead to me! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2408 I don’t care that you’re with The Grateful Dead, turn it down! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2409 Okay, if you don't "Melancholy Baby" how about "I Died for You"? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2410 The Stairway to Heaven closes at 10 pm! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2411 Who do you think YOU are combining death metal with the Grateful Dead? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2412 Hey buddy, quiet down, you'll wake up the dead! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2413 George! You can’t fool us into believing you toured with ”The Senate” death metal band! Congressmen can’t lie their way into the Senate! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2414 If you don't stop playing 'It's a Small World After All," I'm gonna come down and kill you! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2415 The home of Death Metal. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2416 I’d be Grateful if you could play Dead. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2417 Can't you play anything else besides 'Stairway to Heaven'? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2418 Hey, Mr. Death Metal, keep it down! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2419 How does he keep laying down those killer solos? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2420 No fucking Stairway!!!! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2421 Never expected to to be grateful for my new neighbor. Jam on, Jerry! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2422 Come on, it’s too early for death metal. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2423 Hey...you're making enough noise to wake the dead 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2424 Hey you, sing “To life, to life, l‘Chaim”! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2425 Can you play something by The Grateful Dead? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2426 Could you try killing me softly? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2427 You’re playing loud enough to wake the dead 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2428 I'm not in the least bit grateful! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2429 Hey, c'mon up! We just scored some oxy. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2430 I only know show tunes. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2431 I have enemies, so I am wondering if I could use him as I used my other friends. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2432 Come on man ,not "Stairway to Heaven" again. Seriously. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2433 Okay! Okay! I won't fear the Reaper! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2434 Would it kill you to play something more lively? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2435 Hey! You can wake the dead down there! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2436 Hey... I heard the acoustic version REALLY kills. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2437 Don’t you think Blue Oyster Cult is a bit too predictable?! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2438 Got it. We won't fear the reaper, but please play something else! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2439 To have his noise pollution complaint heard, Frank considered two options: yelling from his window vs. a neighborly chat at Death’s door. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2440 If you don't turn that down, you and I are going to have a reckoning. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2441 Hey! Death be not proud of these sunrise renditions of Don't Fear the Reaper. Get a job! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2442 Stairway to Heaven or Walk This Way, make up your mind. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2443 Stop playing that damned song! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2444 If you don't stop playing that 24/7, I'm warning you: Payback is Hell! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2445 Get a life, Creep!!! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2446 Turn that down. It’s loud enough to wake the dead. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2447 That music is going to be the death of me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2448 You're version of 'Reaper's lullaby' is keeping me awake,Dude!! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2449 Hey, keep it down! Whaddaya tryin to do, wake up the dead? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2450 Oh no. It’s The Grim Strummer. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2451 Hey! Knock it off with "Don't Fear the Reaper!" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2452 For the last time... kill the *#&!! noise! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2453 I wouldn’t say I “fear” you, per se, but I am trying to sleep. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2454 Hey, buddy! Your music playing is so loud, it would wake the dead! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2455 I really wish he wouldn’t play that song 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2456 There’s a lady who’s sure All that glitters is gold and she buying a stairway to heaven 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2457 So does that tune mean you've had a change of heart? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2458 I’d be grateful if you were more dead. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2459 Funny, I never figured 4D for a folk singer. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2460 Are you also "Grateful"? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2461 Hey, the title is Stairway to Heaven!!! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2462 Hey, tone it down or I'll call the angels! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2463 Now do Classical Gas 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2464 Knock it off down there! Your noise is killing me! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2465 If he doesn't stop, I'll be knocking at death's door! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2466 Turn it down! Your playing could wake the dead! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2467 Looks like he's dropped the scythe and picked up an axe. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2468 If you think the Moody Blues rock my world, think again!! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2469 You will be gratefully dead if you don't knock it off! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2470 Pardon me, could you play Taps 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2471 Dude! Your playing sounds like grim death. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2472 See that guy, yelling about the loud music? Let’s just say his apartment will be on the market soon. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2473 Hey! You trying to raise the dead? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2474 Hey! We can't hear the reaper. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
2475 Not feeling the gratefulness! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
2476 Really? Of all the Blue Öyster Cult songs, you're playing "Godzilla"? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
2477 I'm ALSO paying rent in this tower of song! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
2478 Would you mind playing something besides 'Death Metal'? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2479 They couldn’t have called it Life Rock… 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2480 Turn it down! Are you trying to raise the dead? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2481 Hey! I'm not ungrateful but my Tesla's been dead for three days. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2482 I don't Fear the Reaper, I just need some sleep! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2483 I am NOT pleased to meet you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2484 It's time you retire, Keith. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2485 Dude,do you know ANY songs besides "Highway to Hell"? 1.0000 1.00000 1 1 0 0
2486 Shut up already! Are you seriously trying to kill me? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2487 You're killing me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2488 Who plays death metal at this hour? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2489 If you keep that up, there won't be a soul left in this building. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2490 Dude! You are slaying that song! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2491 Do you know anything other than Satisfaction? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2492 Hey buddy! You're killing me with that song! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2493 I liked you better with the scythe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2494 Okay, I'm ready now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2495 The garage is 2 floors down. The others are waiting for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2496 Oh I love that Kate Bush song! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2497 Let me rest in peace! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2498 You’re playing loud enough to wake up the…! Oh. Never mind. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2499 Please stop. You’re killing that song. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2500 Don't you know any other songs besides 'Taps'? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2501 Death by rock and roll? That's a new one! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2502 Enough with the Grateful Dead, already! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2503 You’re even worse live. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2504 Enough. There’s more to life than Blue Öyster Cult. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2505 Do you know Stairway to Heaven? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2506 PULL THE PLUG!! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2507 Are you going to play that damn guitar into eternity? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2508 Hey! I need some sleep here! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2509 ANOTHER TREE DIES IN BROOKLYN 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2510 9E.... you'll wake the dead." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2511 Hey boomer, hate to break it to you but the 'Dead' disbanded decades ago and Goth is out! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2512 It was F Bidenor you creep ! Major chords are up-lifting. Didn't your mother teach you scales? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2513 I'd be grateful if you could hold it down. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2514 Keep it down! You could wake the dead! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2515 Damn, he’s slaying! 1.0000 1.00000 1 1 0 0
2516 Needs more cowbell! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2517 Hey, Death? I am Speaking in Public, and more people are scared of me than you!” 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2518 The Grim Riffer upsets the neighborhood 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2519 It's way too early to be playing death metal! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2520 Playing songs by the Gratful Dead is in exceptionally poor taste 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2521 I don't fear the reaper. I just wish he'd broaden his repertoire. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2522 Do you know "Thick as a Brick?" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2523 Hey turn that down, “you’ll wake up the dead”. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2524 That tune is killer, but could you keep it down? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2525 You’re killing me with that music! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2526 Stop! Your making enough noise to wake the dead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2527 Can you play stairway to heaven? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2528 Cant you play anything else but the Grateful Dead? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2529 Yeah, I said your Death Metal sucks! What’re you gonna do? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2530 When you said you were trading your scythe for an axe, I imagined something different. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2531 Enough with Stairway to Heaven! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2532 You’ll never be able to play “Stairway to Heaven”, pleaaaase give up and don’t quit your day job!!! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2533 You're killing me up here with that noise! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2534 Never mind, so don't cut me some Flack. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2535 Knock, knock, knocking on heavens door. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2536 Hey Reaper! Pandemic’s over. Find something new to do, ok? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2537 All this guy ever plays is ' Stairway to Heaven' and Highway to Hell' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2538 Enough with the cowbell already. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2539 Any chance I could join your band? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2540 Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2541 I ain't feeling grateful buddy 1.0000 1.00000 1 1 0 0
2542 Killer solo dude! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2543 More riffs, less rattles! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2544 Are you trying to wake the dead? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2545 And they neighbors complain about me! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2546 Stop with the Gratefull Dead tunes already! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2547 Keep it down, you're killing me up here! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2548 Dude! You're killing it! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2549 Can you keep it down?youre killing us with that death metal music 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2550 Do you know any other songs besides "Stairway to Heaven" and "Highway to Hell?" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2551 Know any John Denver? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2552 Will you please keep your death metal at a minimum? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2553 You play beautifully! You want to come up? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2554 Janice, that ghost thief is stealing Ron's guitar - call the priest. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2555 Don't you know any other songs besides 'Highway To Hell'? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2556 Yeah, yeah, breaking up is hard to do. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2557 Reallly liked you better when you played the scythe 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2558 Hey! Kill the music. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2559 Just because you're dead doesn't mean you can play music when I'm trying to sleep! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2560 Is that rip and the reaper? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2561 Your in the wrong Condo. The Greatful dead live in the Penthouse. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2562 Don't make me come down there! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2563 Can you at least play something besides disco? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2564 Didn't you play with the Four Horsemen? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2565 You trying to raise the dead? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2566 Not 'Stairway to Heaven' again! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2567 I don't care if you're grateful, knock it off! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2568 Cut the Weezer you old geezer -- I'm Tik-Tok-ing over here!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2569 Hey man, could you switch it up to grunge or emo or classic rock for a change? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2570 Tune that thing! You're killing me! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2571 Keep it down! You're waking up the dead! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2572 Hey man, Death Metal went out years ago! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2573 You know you can play it, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2574 That explains the scythe I saw at the pawn shop 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2575 Enough Death Metal! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2576 Play 'Melancholy Baby'! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2577 I've had about enough of the Grateful Dead. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2578 Hey! I'd be grateful if you stopped trying to raise the dead... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2579 The New Yorker hasn't been the same since their head office was moved to Stamford 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2580 Death Metal went out years ago! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2581 Hey, can you knock it off with the 'Stairway to Heaven!' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2582 Keep it up and you'll wake the dead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2583 Thats it Reaper! I'm reporting you to the HOA! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2584 Shouldn’t you be on tour? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2585 If I hear 'Stairway to Heaven' one more time!... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2586 You're hitting all the right chords. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2587 Hey! Keep it down! Are you trying to wake the dead? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2588 Don't you monks take vows of silence anymore? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2589 Dude you're killing my vibe 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2590 Stairway to Heaven! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2591 I'd be grateful if you'd kindly stop for me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2592 Quiet! You’re waking the dead! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2593 Hey, don't you know anything beside Stairway to Heaven? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2594 I don't fear you, I just want you to turn it down! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2595 I don't need eternal sleep, but I can use another hour. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2596 You may be dead but I'm not grateful..... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2597 For crying out loud, don't you know anything else except Stairway To Heaven? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2598 How about reaping a few less grim licks? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2599 Don’t you have doors to knock on? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2600 You're loud enough to wake up the dead. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2601 Say! Do you know 'You Are My Sunshine?' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2602 Is that the 'Grim Reaper Blues' you're playing? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2603 Could you keep it down? I'm trying to prepare fugu up here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2604 Listen Grim. No Stairway to Heaven! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2605 Wow, didn't know the Greatful Dead moved in. Rock On. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2606 Grateful Dead fan, yes I am. "Touch of Grey" at 6:00 a.m. on a Sunday morning, not so much. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2607 Highway to Hell? Really? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2608 You call that 'death metal?' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2609 Death metal? Really? That's your thing? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2610 I sang my way out of purgatory. 1.0000 1.00000 1 1 0 0
2611 Your music will be the death of me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2612 Even so, don't quit your day job. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2613 Get a job! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2614 You’re killing that riff, but the noise will be the death of me! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2615 Did you have to replace your scythe with an axe? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2616 Hey pal, move your Caddy out of my parking space! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2617 You know anything besides "Don't Fear the Reaper"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2618 ...and she's buying a stairway to heaven. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2619 Hey, is that a 'Blue Öyster Cult' cover? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2620 If you don't change your tune I'll kill somebody. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2621 Stick to chess! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2622 Slay! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2623 Stairway to heaven, really?! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2624 Guess I won’t know till I die 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2625 Yo are going to wake the...oops 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2626 I'm gettin' the death part, but no transfiguration? Really? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2627 For the love of God man, will you shut the.... Oh, never mind” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2628 Requiem” is D minor, not F 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2629 You're killing "Smoke on the Water"!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2630 Quiet! What are you trying to do, wake the dead? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2631 Haven't you taken death metal a little to far, Bill? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2632 Hey, Deadbeat, Get a Life! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2633 Please stop! Your music is killing me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2634 Do you mind? Some of us have a life! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2635 Hey, isn't that "Don't Fear the Reaper?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2636 Death be not proud, or loud. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2637 Any window, any morning, any day! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2638 Can't you play anything besides the Grateful Dead? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2639 Hey, for the last time, we have rules about playing death metal this early in the morning! 1.0000 1.00000 1 1 0 0
2640 Enough Nickelback. I'll go already. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2641 It's 'kiss the sky' not 'kiss this guy'! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2642 Death Leppard? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2643 Keep that up if you have a death wish, pal! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2644 That's a convincing Death cover. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2645 No death metal in the mornings! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2646 Taylor Swift music? If I have to come down there you'll wish you were dead! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2647 Don't make me go down THERE if I have to go down there 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2648 I know that's you, Barry - I'm still not selling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2649 That noise is going to be the death of me! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2650 That's a killer riff. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2651 Can't you play anything but "Don't Fear the Reaper?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2652 Are you gonna do this every time he OD's? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2653 I hope that's your swan song. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2654 Keep it down, or I'll... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2655 Sounds a little skeletal--try G Major. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2656 I knew a continuing care facility was not a good idea. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2657 Happy Death Day to Me! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2658 If I hear Don't Fear The Reaper one more time...! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2659 No. I meant play GRATEFUL Dead. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2660 Play anything without 'death' in the title. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2661 How about “Stairway to Heaven”? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2662 Is '(Don't Fear) The Reaper' the only song you know? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2663 Stop playing the Seinfeld bassline whenever I enter my apartment! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2664 Aw, come on man, you’re killing me! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2665 No one finds your rendition of 'Don't Fear the Reaper' convincing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2666 Please stop it! You are killing me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2667 Do you take requests? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2668 What do you mean you won't take Grateful Dead requests? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2669 Could you play something besides 'Don't Fear the Renter'? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2670 Could you play “Stairway to Heaven” instead of “Highway to Hell”? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2671 ?Knocking on heaven’s door? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2672 Do you mind?! Not all of us work the graveyard shift! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2673 Hey! For whom does the guitar shred? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2674 Do you know My Melancholy Baby? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2675 What's with all the death metal?! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2676 It's been done. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2677 You are killing that song, and not in a good way! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2678 Enough already with 'Stairway to Heaven'! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2679 Hey B-201, I knew you had a bone to pick! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2680 Mind killing the sound so I can sleep? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2681 HEY DEATH! Drop the guitar and get a scythe." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2682 C'mon, enough with the death metal already! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2683 Hey, FedEx switched our deliveries again. I’ve got your scythe up here in 3B! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2684 Enough with the Stairway to Heaven! Can’t you learn a new tune? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2685 Can you play Don't Fear the Reaper? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2686 'Don't Fear The Reaper' Is just a little too self-referential 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2687 No death metal after 9pm! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2688 I don't care how well you've nailed that guitar solo - I 'Still Fear The Reaper'! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2689 Hey down there! You do know that disco is dead, right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2690 There's no such think as dealh folk! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2691 Wish if it was piano instead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2692 Ok enough. Don't Fear The Reaper, we get it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2693 Hey, that music's loud enough to wake the dead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2694 How about an accoustic version of Highway to Hell? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2695 Purple haze, my ass! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2696 Your G string needs tuning! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2697 Sounds like someone is dying down there 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2698 I guess Rock & Roll really is dead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2699 I won't tell you're taking that if you won't take me for another 75 years. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2700 Hey buddy, you're music is killing me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2701 Death Metal! Again! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2702 Hey! Knock it off. 13 is 2 floors up! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2703 I'll make you stop if it's the last thing I do. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2704 Give it up, pal! You are never, ever going to meet Keith Richards. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2705 Killer chops! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2706 Can't you just torment us the regular way? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2707 I get it, my time is coming! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2708 You are killing that lick 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2709 Enough. Don't you know any songs other than A Stairway to Heaven? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2710 How deep and engaging. Now get buried." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2711 Do you know anything from Hamilton? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2712 You're not fooling anybody with your "Stairway to Heaven" thing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2713 I'm not so grateful! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2714 I don’t do, Death Metal. Stop trying to put me in a box! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2715 I’m going to figure out “Stairway to Heaven” if it kills me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2716 Criminal! Who is playing that awful Death Metal?!? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2717 Hey, buddy, would you PLEASE pick something other than "Stairway to Heaven" and "Highway to Hell"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2718 You are going to be the death of me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2719 Ask not for whom the guitar plays... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2720 Death Metal 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2721 Hey, could you play something less grim? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2722 Enough with 'Stairway to Heaven' already! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2723 Hey, pal, bylaw number 666 prohibits all death metal. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2724 You keep that up, and I swear my head’s gonna explode! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2725 I don't mean to be ungrateful..... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2726 Pipe down! That noise is going to be the death of me!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2727 Not another Grateful Dead song! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2728 I knew the Greatful Dead and I can tell you that you are no Greatful Dead! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2729 Would it kill ya to use headphones? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2730 Hey! Your lousy playing will be the death of me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2731 Please play "Ghost Riders in the Sky" ... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2732 Play some Dead! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2733 If you play Psycho Killer one more time... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2734 Oi neighbor, are you trying to kill us with that ax? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2735 You are killing me with that noise” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2736 Hey, it's 6am, can you keep it down... The ungrateful dead! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2737 Hey. I know you can play better than that. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2738 Hey, that music is going to be the death of me! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2739 Rest in Peace, for God's sake! It's 2am! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2740 Good God, do you mind playing something other than 'Another One Bites the Dust'? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2741 You're so loud you could wake the dead! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2742 Hey Johnny, the Devil's back in Georgia! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2743 Come on Bobby... don't wake the sleeper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2744 Deliverance belongs on the banjo! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2745 Who do you think you are, Jerry Garcia?! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2746 HEY, do you know any Karen CARPENTER? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2747 Rock and roll will never die. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2748 ... so now you're adding TORTURE? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2749 No one listens to death metal anymore. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2750 That guitar will be the death of me. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2751 Turn the volume down, mister...You're killing me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2752 Yo, dude! Can you turn down the Death Metal? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2753 Killer licks, man! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2754 Do you mind? Some of us are trying to live up here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2755 I'm trying to get a gig with The Grateful Dead 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2756 I always suspected the Grim Reaper was a southpaw. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2757 Robert Johnson you ain't. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2758 Turn that damn thing down! You will wake the dead! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2759 Hey, enough with the Grateful Dead! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2760 I say, stop playing that "Footsteps to Hell" song. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2761 Playing The Dead, AGAIN? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2762 Do you even care about the impact you have on the people around you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2763 Hey, can you play "Staircase to Heaven"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2764 Ten times in a row is enough! Meet me in the stairwell and I'll show you the stairway to heaven! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2765 You know, I'm getting tired of those Grateful Dead songs! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2766 Hey buddy - can't you play anything other than Death Metal ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2767 I still hear the Reaper!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2768 Live anf dead! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2769 Enough with the “Stairway to Heaven” riff, Barry. You’ve already played it to Death! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2770 Hey, don't take this wrong, but you're no Grateful Dead 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2771 Hey, can you play Dylan's "Death is Not the End?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2772 Any chance you can still get your old job back?! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2773 It's just the Grim Shredder. I was worried the Grim Drummer was going to show up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2774 This tune is dedicated to Ingmar Bergman, Max von Sydow, and especially my brother-in-arms Nils Bengt Ekerot, for encouraging my chess career. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2775 I know you're a grimm reaper, but death metal at three in the morning is unholy 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2776 I'm not grateful, and you're dead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2777 Can you play something other than Death Metal for once? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2778 Hey, cut the racket or I’ll be down and bang on your door! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2779 Hey! You're attempt at rocking me to eternal sleep isn't working. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2780 Why do you always have to play TAPS? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2781 I WOULD BE GRATEFUL, IF YOU LET ME AND MY UNCLES SLEEP, YOU FRIEND OF THE DEVIL!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2782 Enough Grateful Dead already! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2783 Killer licks, man, but that's enough Blue Öyster Cult. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2784 Who's playing the death metal? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2785 You’re not fooling anybody with that “Stairway to Heaven” cover! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2786 If you stop butchering "Stairway to Heaven," I'll answer the door. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2787 Hey Buddy,Rock is dead! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2788 'Little Red Corvette' is not death metal. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2789 Is 'Highway to Hell' the only damn song you know? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2790 Hey, we get it! Your favorite song is "Don't fear the reaper." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2791 HEY! Quit playing "Mary Had a Little Lamb", over and over again 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2792 You're killing me softly with your song." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2793 I asked for Def Jam ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2794 Hey, cut it out, I'm watching "Death Takes a Holiday" up here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2795 Great. Another tune by the Grateful Dead. Don't you ever play any other songs? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2796 Can’t you play anything other than the Grateful Dead? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2797 Seriously, Dude! If I hear "Don't Fear the Reaper" one more time, I swear I will jump out of this window! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2798 Are you grateful, gratefully dead, or just dead? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2799 Can’t you play a livelier tune?! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2800 You may not want to go home yet. Look whose playing Grateful Dead riffs in your apartment! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2801 Shut up, or by the laws of perspective, I'll kick you in the head, apparently. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2802 Close the window and the curtains,Death is playing a lullaby to you. Maybe you won't wake up from that slumber... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2803 Everyone would be grateful if you kept it down! That noise could wake the dead! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2804 Hey - Turn the volume down or go to Hell!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2805 I know you are in there. Don't you dare steal my girl! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2806 Hey, will you knock it off with your Keith Richards act? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0