Contest #849


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 How do I look? Yea or neigh? 1.8378 0.02043 1547 645 508 394
1 It's for an interview. I'm looking for a stable job. 1.7447 0.01712 2017 919 694 404
2 I'd like my wife's opinion. She's over in the bridle section. 1.7412 0.01584 2577 1253 738 586
3 No one knows you aren't wearing pants on Zoom. 1.7393 0.02063 1404 650 470 284
4 The invite just says coat and tails. 1.7260 0.01902 1686 808 532 346
5 I'm getting hitched" 1.7189 0.01795 1782 832 619 331
6 Can you help me find a polo shirt? 1.6716 0.01882 1568 777 529 262
7 It's a black tie and tails event. 1.6682 0.01920 1540 777 497 266
8 Part of me loves it.” 1.6654 0.01274 3879 2087 1003 789
9 I'm looking for something that won't ride up in the back. 1.6617 0.01796 1762 899 560 303
10 On zoom calls, you’d never even know 1.6582 0.01828 1688 863 539 286
11 I'm going to a bridle shower. 1.6543 0.01764 1808 929 575 304
12 Sorry for the mess in the dressing room. 1.6478 0.01813 1766 933 522 311
13 I like to be the centaur of attention." 1.6475 0.01794 1847 989 520 338
14 I’m gonna have to run it past my better half. 1.6445 0.01868 1533 779 520 234
15 I worry that it makes my ass look big. 1.6412 0.02397 1059 580 279 200
16 I’m a bit of a clothes horse. 1.6388 0.01848 1672 888 500 284
17 Do you have anything in a size 14 to 15 hands? 1.6357 0.01910 1485 771 484 230
18 If I may say so myself, I certainly look like quite the stud. 1.6342 0.02038 1293 670 426 197
19 My wife was riding me pretty hard about getting a new suit. 1.6334 0.01866 1555 810 505 240
20 Nope, this is fine. I'll be standing behind a podium the whole time. 1.6301 0.01785 1649 851 557 241
21 I’m looking to be the Centaur of Attention 1.6280 0.01937 1481 789 454 238
22 Is the tie too showy? I don’t want to stand out. 1.6168 0.02398 989 543 282 164
23 Dressage is formal this year 1.6145 0.01968 1380 737 438 205
24 I like the vest, but this tie makes me look like an ass. 1.6133 0.01967 1500 837 406 257
25 If you go near the dressing room, you might want to be careful where you step. 1.6117 0.01776 1831 1022 498 311
26 But really, does it make my ass look big? 1.6097 0.01952 1550 878 399 273
27 I'm really becoming quite a clothes horse. 1.6054 0.01893 1513 826 458 229
28 I'm just not sure this works with the shoes. 1.6051 0.02210 1051 559 348 144
29 The party calls for tails. 1.6003 0.01866 1496 808 478 210
30 Now it’s off to the races. 1.5940 0.01756 1729 954 523 252
31 I could also use a groom. 1.5880 0.01644 1881 1025 606 250
32 I truly am a clotheshorse. 1.5880 0.01836 1597 894 467 236
33 I'm worried the tie is too distracting. 1.5860 0.02348 988 558 281 149
34 I think we can forget the tails. 1.5831 0.01832 1583 888 467 228
35 This blue tie, yea or neigh? 1.5816 0.03859 380 220 99 61
36 Will this tie make me stand out too much? 1.5778 0.01951 1407 799 403 205
37 My spouse is the one that wears the pants in the family. 1.5769 0.01937 1404 792 414 198
38 Something that doesn’t make me look like a horses ass. 1.5735 0.01933 1428 815 407 206
39 Now let me try on the saddle. 1.5689 0.01840 1480 827 464 189
40 I'm in the bridle party. 1.5661 0.01810 1664 971 444 249
41 The tie's on straight, but the trousers are off-centaur. 1.5652 0.01923 1442 834 401 207
42 I just need a top hat; I’ve already got the tail. 1.5620 0.01898 1372 771 431 170
43 Whaddaya think? Too satyrial? 1.5604 0.01955 1333 761 397 175
44 So, when will the pants be ready? 1.5452 0.02186 1084 639 299 146
45 Good Evening, I’m here to participate in the Gallup Poll. 1.5444 0.02371 946 565 247 134
46 Perfect fit! Now let’s try the pants. 1.5388 0.02491 811 477 231 103
47 Now, let’s talk inseam. 1.5345 0.02291 941 553 273 115
48 Can I still wear my jockey with this? 1.5235 0.02440 810 480 236 94
49 Why, yes, I do think of myself as a clothes horse. 1.5170 0.02320 1000 627 229 144
50 Invite says, “tux or tails”. Let’s do both. 1.5105 0.02391 950 604 207 139
51 Yes, Sir. There certainly is a discount for no pants with your suit order. 1.5059 0.02709 676 417 176 83
52 Of course the pandemic was awful, but at least pants are optional now. 1.5016 0.02696 638 386 184 68
53 I just need it for Zoom meetings. 1.4976 0.02559 836 544 168 124
54 This isn't half bad. 1.4955 0.02457 783 482 214 87
55 You know, not much fits me - I have weirdly long arms. 1.4953 0.02730 636 392 173 71
56 It's for a wedding. I'm a friend of the Groom. 1.4943 0.02599 783 505 169 109
57 On Zoom, nobody knows you're a centaur." 1.4934 0.02740 687 439 157 91
58 Yea or neigh on the tie? 1.4933 0.02633 750 481 168 101
59 I apologize. I left a bit of a mess in the stall. 1.4923 0.02638 780 510 156 114
60 I take all my meetings on Zoom. 1.4864 0.02690 701 450 161 90
61 Thanks, I feel like a new half-man. 1.4864 0.02593 625 374 198 53
62 Are the Polo Ralph Lauren suits on sale? 1.4852 0.02853 540 329 160 51
63 Do you have anything in a western cut? 1.4840 0.02658 593 356 187 50
64 I'm a newscaster, I don't need pants. 1.4840 0.02622 717 457 173 87
65 No! A leather vest would be inappropriate. 1.4839 0.02965 527 328 143 56
66 This is perfect. I just don't want to show up half-assed. 1.4838 0.02813 616 391 152 73
67 Now for the tricky part. 1.4826 0.02637 717 460 168 89
68 My boss keeps telling me to dress for the job I want,not the job I have. 1.4803 0.02832 558 345 158 55
69 Do you think this makes my ass look too large? 1.4786 0.02842 585 370 150 65
70 Does it make me look too human? 1.4781 0.03006 502 313 138 51
71 I want a tie that will really get me noticed. 1.4778 0.02792 699 468 128 103
72 The invite said fancy dressage. 1.4712 0.02885 624 414 126 84
73 Is this tie too loud? I don't want to stand out. 1.4702 0.02886 621 412 126 83
74 You had me when I saw the sign MENS SUITS HALF OFF. 1.4693 0.02951 603 403 117 83
75 I’ve always been a clothes horse. 1.4674 0.02983 582 388 116 78
76 I want to make a good impression on our first date. We've only met on Zoom. 1.4650 0.03027 600 411 99 90
77 I’ll take the jacket and the pants and the pants. 1.4646 0.02913 579 380 129 70
78 Do you think this suit makes my ass look big? 1.4641 0.02965 599 404 112 83
79 Well that was the easy part 1.4639 0.02932 582 385 124 73
80 I already have a coat and tails. 1.4617 0.03030 522 341 121 60
81 Do you think the trousers will be a problem? 1.4614 0.03037 466 293 131 42
82 And for formal attire,shall we go with tails? 1.4609 0.03093 562 384 97 81
83 What about jockey shorts? 1.4607 0.02987 573 384 114 75
84 Do you have this in a forty-furlong? 1.4574 0.03068 540 363 107 70
85 Tell me honestly – does this make my ass look big? 1.4553 0.03074 571 394 94 83
86 You can't choose your parents. 1.4552 0.03122 525 355 101 69
87 I’ll take the full suit. I’m splitting it with a minotaur. 1.4549 0.03263 488 332 90 66
88 So it's neigh to the trousers? 1.4549 0.03032 543 364 111 68
89 When I saw "Everything Half-off" I knew I'd found the right place. 1.4491 0.03067 521 350 108 63
90 So I says to the guy - I says - why the long face? 1.4489 0.03279 421 275 103 43
91 So, the vest…yea or neigh? 1.4481 0.03115 491 327 108 56
92 I guess you could say I'm a bit of a clothes horse. 1.4451 0.03115 510 346 101 63
93 This suit makes me feel like a stud 1.4447 0.03099 497 333 107 57
94 Be honest, does the vest make me look like an ass? 1.4442 0.03293 484 336 81 67
95 Finding matching shoes is the most difficult part. 1.4439 0.03153 428 276 114 38
96 I heard coat and tails are in. 1.4426 0.03216 470 318 96 56
97 You could say I'm a bit of a clothes horse. 1.4423 0.03273 459 312 91 56
98 A pair of jockeys will do 1.4391 0.03088 460 302 114 44
99 Can your farrier recommend some shoes that match? 1.4386 0.03917 285 187 71 27
100 I'll be banned in Florida, but no pants it is. 1.4378 0.03177 466 314 100 52
101 You can lead me to the cash register but you can't make me pay." 1.4375 0.03606 352 235 80 37
102 I'm looking for a dashing suit that's half off.” 1.4372 0.03659 446 329 39 78
103 Next, what can you show me in reins? 1.4372 0.03087 430 277 118 35
104 Before you make the pants, we should talk about the zipper. 1.4372 0.03485 398 271 80 47
105 I want something that says “Mythical, God-like” but I can also wear casual. 1.4372 0.03458 382 255 87 40
106 Excellent. Now I'll gallop over to your equine petite department. 1.4370 0.03588 476 355 34 87
107 "I like it, but it makes my ass look huge. 1.4360 0.03245 461 315 91 55
108 What do you think; Does this make my ass look good? 1.4357 0.03279 420 280 97 43
109 You may have figured it out already, but I’m a bit of a clothes horse. 1.4356 0.03307 427 288 92 47
110 You think this will make me the centaur of attention? 1.4340 0.03229 447 302 96 49
111 The invitation called for tails. 1.4336 0.03160 429 282 108 39
112 Do you think the stripes will make me stand out? 1.4321 0.03311 405 270 95 40
113 : "it's a formal dance, and I don't want to look like Ihave two left feet." 1.4316 0.03325 380 249 98 33
114 I need something that says “approachable, but not from behind” 1.4299 0.03472 421 295 71 55
115 Be honest. Does this make me look like an Ass? 1.4292 0.03375 445 312 75 58
116 I prefer something with tails. 1.4289 0.03305 415 280 92 43
117 Can I wear this with jockeys? 1.4289 0.03241 450 308 91 51
118 I hate to be difficult, but the ad specifically mentioned a PAIR of pants. 1.4270 0.03236 445 304 92 49
119 Aaaah yes. This will be perfect for my stag party. 1.4268 0.03315 410 277 91 42
120 I need something that slays it in both the boardroom and the barn. 1.4264 0.03400 387 261 87 39
121 So, does this make me look like a stud? 1.4262 0.03350 413 282 86 45
122 Do you think this is too formal for a barn wedding? 1.4251 0.03309 414 281 90 43
123 I’m afraid I’ve always been a bit of a clothes horse. 1.4236 0.03337 406 276 88 42
124 I'm the best half-man. 1.4224 0.03140 393 255 110 28
125 It looks fine, but I'm still half the man I used to be. 1.4199 0.03455 381 261 80 40
126 Some of my friends think I'm a real clothes horse. 1.4187 0.03334 406 278 86 42
127 For pants I take a 32 by 34 by 32 by 34. 1.4185 0.03263 399 268 95 36
128 I also need new shoes. 1.4185 0.03480 368 251 80 37
129 For years they called me a clothes horse, so I just went with it. 1.4182 0.03293 428 296 85 47
130 You'll never catch me wearing a polo shirt. 1.4176 0.03655 364 256 64 44
131 Not a problem. It comes with two pairs of pants. 1.4167 0.03413 396 274 79 43
132 I have to look good, my last date was a night-mare. 1.4154 0.03804 337 238 58 41
133 I'm looking for something that exudes good breeding. 1.4150 0.03350 400 275 84 41
134 Thanks for helping me out, most of the time I get sent to Western Wear. 1.4146 0.03554 369 257 71 41
135 I don’t need pants, but I will take a look at your shoe collection. 1.4141 0.03525 355 243 77 35
136 Now I'll need shoes to match! 1.4135 0.03505 370 256 75 39
137 English, of course. 1.4124 0.03327 371 249 91 31
138 I’m best man at my half brother’s wedding. 1.4105 0.03637 324 221 73 30
139 You are going to be the centuar of attention 1.4083 0.03658 360 256 61 43
140 Dressage for the job you want, not the one you have. 1.4078 0.04610 206 142 44 20
141 I'll be the centaur of attention. 1.4068 0.03435 354 241 82 31
142 Don't you just love a tux with tails? 1.4066 0.03521 364 254 72 38
143 What’s that supposed to mean, ‘Nobody’s gonna notice the jacket anyway’? 1.4044 0.04031 319 234 41 44
144 It's semi-formal. 1.4038 0.03716 317 220 66 31
145 I like it,but does it come with a second pair of pants? 1.4036 0.03604 337 234 70 33
146 These family weddings always turn into a bacchanal. 1.4018 0.04122 331 251 27 53
147 I won’t need pants. The invitation specified “Tie and Tails.” 1.4017 0.03517 361 253 71 37
148 Sorry about the mess in the changing room 1.4012 0.03601 334 232 70 32
149 No thanks. I work from home. 1.4006 0.03576 317 216 75 26
150 My father was a Clothes horse. 1.4006 0.03740 332 236 59 37
151 Are you sure this tie doesn’t make my torso look too long? 1.4000 0.03591 285 189 78 18
152 Can I get a discount since I don't need the trousers? 1.4000 0.03524 320 217 78 25
153 Why yes, I was raised in a barn. Why do you ask? 1.3994 0.03611 348 246 65 37
154 My pants size is sixteen hands. 1.3994 0.03673 328 230 65 33
155 Fashion is part of good breeding. 1.3988 0.03611 326 226 70 30
156 Do you have it in a dapple grey? 1.3978 0.03313 357 242 88 27
157 Of course I need a private stall! 1.3964 0.03639 338 239 64 35
158 Does this suit come with a 2nd pair of pants ? 1.3962 0.03480 318 215 80 23
159 Remember the good old days when a suit came with two pairs of pants? 1.3947 0.03823 304 215 58 31
160 Do I look like a stud? 1.3921 0.03658 329 233 63 33
161 I’m opposed to suede. 1.3916 0.03642 286 194 72 20
162 No need for pants. I do all my meetings on Zoom. 1.3913 0.03793 322 232 54 36
163 I thought the suit came with two pairs of pants. 1.3902 0.03665 305 212 67 26
164 Do you think this tie will clash with my enormous penis?” 1.3899 0.04058 277 199 48 30
165 How long to tailor the pants? 1.3889 0.03428 324 221 80 23
166 And now the hard part. 1.3883 0.03827 309 222 54 33
167 Now to the blacksmith for matching shoes. 1.3881 0.03899 286 203 55 28
168 It's so rare I find a shirt that fits my neck so well. 1.3878 0.03488 312 213 77 22
169 What do you think, saddle or blanket? 1.3878 0.03852 294 209 56 29
170 And it comes with two pairs of slacks? 1.3862 0.03827 290 205 58 27
171 Ladies go for the tie and tails 1.3861 0.03626 316 222 66 28
172 Don’t you just hate those New Yorker cartoons where they throw in a centaur? 1.3854 0.04291 288 219 27 42
173 What do you think, do I look like a stud? 1.3848 0.03669 330 237 59 34
174 I won’t be needing tails. 1.3833 0.04180 227 158 51 18
175 After I am done with the tailor, can I talk to your blacksmith about a new pair of shoes? 1.3824 0.03598 319 225 66 28
176 I'll take 2 pair of pants. 1.3823 0.03669 293 204 66 23
177 Being a clotheshorse is more than a passion, it's a lifestyle. 1.3819 0.03873 288 206 54 28
178 Is it too revealing? 1.3808 0.03652 302 212 65 25
179 First impression. Quick! Will her parents like my beard? 1.3808 0.03642 260 175 71 14
180 I'm speaking tomorrow night at the 4H Club. 1.3805 0.04190 226 158 50 18
181 Does it come with a second pair of pants. 1.3803 0.03814 284 201 58 25
182 I don't know... I think it makes me look like a horse's ass. 1.3791 0.03982 277 200 49 28
183 This will look great for my day at the races. 1.3767 0.03607 292 203 68 21
184 This is half decent. 1.3763 0.03358 279 185 83 11
185 And this sport coat comes with two pairs of pants? 1.3759 0.03736 266 184 64 18
186 Do you think the vest it too much? 1.3755 0.03854 269 190 57 22
187 Thanks for the dressage. 1.3750 0.03628 304 215 64 25
188 Just the jacket - I'm a news anchor. 1.3740 0.04247 262 195 36 31
189 This fits much better than the pants. 1.3735 0.03979 257 183 52 22
190 Am I correct,sir,in assuming this suit comes with two pair of pants? 1.3728 0.03921 279 202 50 27
191 It's for a bridle party. 1.3726 0.03761 263 183 62 18
192 No, I have shoes already. 1.3709 0.03718 275 193 62 20
193 The tie, yea or neigh 1.3707 0.04028 259 187 48 24
194 Half of me really loves it, but the other half thinks it might be a little too formal 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
195 I might need some tailoring on the pants. 1.3696 0.03896 257 182 55 20
196 And,two pairs of pants,please 1.3681 0.03495 288 199 72 17
197 Make sure it's top of the line. I don't want to half-ass it. 1.3676 0.03919 272 197 50 25
198 That jacket really behooves you, sir 1.3676 0.03919 272 197 50 25
199 Got any of those jacket-and-two-pairs-of-pants deals? 1.3673 0.04446 226 167 35 24
200 Much better! The tuxedo made me look like a penguin. 1.3669 0.03857 278 201 52 25
201 You'll have to take the pants out a bit! 1.3667 0.03649 270 188 65 17
202 Centaur couture is making a comeback this season for our prêt à porter et galop line. Laurie Dickstein-Fischer, Needham, MA 1.3660 0.04269 265 201 31 33
203 I want something that says business in the front, racehorse in the back. 1.3655 0.04108 238 171 47 20
204 Do you charge for alterations? 1.3626 0.03873 262 188 53 21
205 ‘Part of me likes this’ 1.3625 0.04032 251 182 47 22
206 I'll need alterations on the pants. My jockeys have been riding up on me. 1.3615 0.04079 260 192 42 26
207 Throw in some sugar cubes and I’ll take it. 1.3614 0.04054 249 181 46 22
208 It’s for a Zoom meeting. 1.3613 0.04313 238 177 36 25
209 I say niegh. 1.3600 0.03708 250 174 62 14
210 So you think tails are coming back? 1.3596 0.04273 228 167 40 21
211 The fit is fine, but you might want to clean the dressing room. 1.3595 0.04217 242 179 39 24
212 I'm going to the Vet Gala 1.3583 0.03833 254 181 55 18
213 And for the pants, cuffs or no cuffs. 1.3577 0.03832 246 174 56 16
214 Costume party? No, why do you ask? 1.3574 0.03814 235 164 58 13
215 I don't know. I'm kind of divided. 1.3574 0.03424 277 191 73 13
216 Do you think it makes my ass look fat? 1.3569 0.04055 255 188 43 24
217 Do the stripes make me look too zebra-ish? 1.3569 0.04017 255 187 45 23
218 What do you think? Yay or nay? 1.3568 0.04417 227 170 33 24
219 Indeed, I like to be front-and-centaur! 1.3563 0.03759 261 186 57 18
220 Do you have anything a little more racy? 1.3559 0.04060 222 158 49 15
221 Now be a good fellow and tell me how it looks from the back. 1.3556 0.04082 239 174 45 20
222 You will be delighted. sir, to know that this suit comes with two pairs of trousers 1.3551 0.04173 245 182 39 24
223 Like everyone else, one leg at a time. 1.3546 0.04099 251 186 41 24
224 It's a little tight in the withers. 1.3542 0.03847 240 170 55 15
225 No I won’t be needing the pants. The invitation said black tie and tails. 1.3541 0.04103 257 192 39 26
226 I prefer tails. 1.3540 0.03755 226 156 60 10
227 Let me ask my better half. 1.3529 0.03573 272 192 64 16
228 - "Hopefully, the zipper turns out okay. I have real trouble with flys." 1.3527 0.03937 275 205 43 27
229 I wish the shoe department was this easy. 1.3525 0.03975 244 177 48 19
230 The invitation said black tie and tails. 1.3522 0.04104 247 183 41 23
231 The jacket is great! Now let's talk trousers. 1.3519 0.05066 162 120 27 15
232 Always being groomed, but never the groom 1.3502 0.04054 237 173 45 19
233 Do you think the vest is a bit too 'Look at me!'? 1.3500 0.04275 220 162 39 19
234 They said the race was semi-formal. 1.3496 0.04193 226 166 41 19
235 The suit really behooves me, don't you think? 1.3491 0.03976 232 167 49 16
236 Working remotely has made shopping for clothing so much easier. 1.3491 0.04159 232 171 41 20
237 Be honest, does the jacket make my hooves look big 1.3487 0.04169 238 177 39 22
238 Does it make me look fast? 1.3482 0.03922 224 159 52 13
239 I like it. Let’s try on the pants.” 1.3471 0.04240 242 183 34 25
240 Perfect! You will be the Centaur of attention. 1.3460 0.04178 237 177 38 22
241 Sagittarius. Why do you ask? 1.3460 0.04450 211 158 33 20
242 I take a 34 tail 1.3454 0.03908 249 182 48 19
243 I forget, should my tie match my hooves or my tail? 1.3442 0.04337 215 160 36 19
244 I'll take it once I find the right shoes. 1.3439 0.04331 189 136 41 12
245 Just the jacket and vest, thank you. 1.3433 0.04001 233 170 46 17
246 Is there an option for trousers with a rear fly zone?" 1.3422 0.04288 225 169 35 21
247 I think I'll definitely be the centaur of attention with this 1.3410 0.04202 217 160 40 17
248 This vest makes me look like a zebra. 1.3398 0.04358 206 153 36 17
249 If it comes with two pair of pants, I'll take it. 1.3397 0.04094 209 151 45 13
250 Thanks. I'll be trotting along. 1.3392 0.04209 227 170 37 20
251 Now what can you do for my better half? 1.3391 0.04123 230 171 40 19
252 I'm afraid the tie may be a bit much. 1.3389 0.04055 239 178 41 20
253 I don't need the pants, it's only for a Zoom interview. 1.3389 0.04141 239 180 37 22
254 I’m the groom, so I’ll be front and centaur. 1.3381 0.04188 210 154 41 15
255 Can we actually take the legs in? 1.3378 0.04179 222 165 39 18
256 Yes the invitation said semi formal. 1.3377 0.03807 228 163 53 12
257 Just because I am a horse’s ass doesn’t mean I have to dress like one. 1.3375 0.03954 240 177 45 18
258 So I said nay. 1.3367 0.04394 196 145 36 15
259 I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. 1.3366 0.04143 205 149 43 13
260 Yay or neigh ? 1.3363 0.04534 223 174 23 26
261 Now for the inseam measurement, approach very slowly. 1.3362 0.03990 229 168 45 16
262 The jacket fits fine, but I’m worried about the trousers. 1.3362 0.04093 232 173 40 19
263 Bridle party. 1.3350 0.04510 206 157 29 20
264 Don't you think a striped vest will make me stand out? 1.3348 0.04087 221 163 42 16
265 I try to pick a tie that won’t attract attention… 1.3333 0.04193 201 147 41 13
266 Her father is against the whole thing because I’m Jewish. 1.3333 0.04403 195 145 35 15
267 Does this make me look sophisticated or do I just look like an ass? 1.3333 0.04234 210 156 38 16
268 I'm not sure that this is a good look with tails. 1.3333 0.04179 210 155 40 15
269 Love it! Pants? 1.3333 0.04321 204 152 36 16
270 What do you think of the tie—yay or neigh? 1.3333 0.04462 195 146 33 16
271 Do you have anything to prevent me from being a horses ass. 1.3333 0.04108 234 176 38 20
272 This motherfucker… 1.3317 0.05128 202 166 5 31
273 I do look good in tails. 1.3317 0.04292 202 150 37 15
274 The horse collar feels a bit tight. 1.3295 0.04865 176 135 24 17
275 With this jacket, I'll be the 'Centaur' of attention at the party! 1.3295 0.04499 173 127 35 11
276 Does it make my butt look big? 1.3286 0.04287 213 161 34 18
277 This tie...yeigh, or neigh? 1.3284 0.04414 201 152 32 17
278 I want to look hot to trot. 1.3283 0.04286 198 147 37 14
279 Great. I'll take it. Now could you direct me to your shoe department 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
280 Did you say this one is half off? 1.3267 0.04339 202 152 34 16
281 Why yes, I would like two pairs of pants. 1.3266 0.04208 199 147 39 13
282 You nailed the shoes. 1.3265 0.04313 196 146 36 14
283 You think this is formal enough for getting hitched? 1.3260 0.04493 181 135 33 13
284 Can you advise me on my dressage? 1.3249 0.04294 197 147 36 14
285 Do you know a blacksmith who makes matching shoes? 1.3245 0.04240 188 138 39 11
286 I’m actually a Gemini - but yes, a Sagittarius tailor would be great. 1.3245 0.04307 188 139 37 12
287 I'm done with the tailor, please send in the cowboy. 1.3243 0.04616 185 141 28 16
288 Be honest. I look like a horse's ass in this, don't I? 1.3242 0.04244 219 167 33 19
289 It’s the pants that are always the challenge. 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
290 Invitation said coat and tails only. 1.3238 0.04528 210 164 24 22
291 I'll need another pair of those. 1.3238 0.03993 210 154 44 12
292 I only need to make a stop at the blacksmiths for some new shoes and I will be off. 1.3237 0.04367 207 158 31 18
293 Can I try on something that makes me appear less conservative? 1.3235 0.04462 170 125 35 10
294 How do I look from behind? 1.3232 0.04215 198 147 38 13
295 Most of my meetings are on Zoom. 1.3232 0.04509 198 152 28 18
296 I don’t believe in one size fits all. 1.3229 0.04111 192 140 42 10
297 Does this make my ass seem big? 1.3229 0.04375 223 174 26 23
298 Very sorry about the mess in the dressing room. 1.3228 0.04604 189 145 27 17
299 For the bottoms, can you recommend something that will work for the office and a little evening Polo? 1.3224 0.04363 214 165 29 20
300 I was hoping for something a bit racier. 1.3207 0.04362 184 137 35 12
301 Now what about shoes 1.3202 0.04463 178 133 33 12
302 Do you have one in chestnut? 1.3200 0.04057 200 147 42 11
303 Where's your restroom? 1.3198 0.04099 172 123 43 6
304 ‘This is the perfect look for Zoom.’ 1.3194 0.04249 191 142 37 12
305 For the pants, I need something that doesn't say two guys in a vaudeville show. 1.3193 0.04683 166 125 29 12
306 Do you think this will clash with other members of the bridle party? 1.3186 0.04061 204 151 41 12
307 Blind dates never notice my ties. Why is that? 1.3186 0.04178 204 153 37 14
308 As long as I don't look like a horse's ass. 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
309 Does it look good? Stomp once for yes and twice for no. 1.3177 0.04230 192 143 37 12
310 I’m looking for something business on top and racy on the bottom. 1.3175 0.04531 189 145 28 16
311 So, 86 the trousers? 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
312 What lovely service; yes, I would love a carrot, thank you. 1.3168 0.05017 161 125 21 15
313 If you can guess how I wear pants, I’ll buy 3. 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
314 Sold. Now where can I find your shoe department? 1.3163 0.04168 196 146 38 12
315 It looks even better with tails. 1.3155 0.04625 187 145 25 17
316 The trousers can be altered, right? 1.3155 0.04167 187 138 39 10
317 Same as you - one leg at a time, why? 1.3150 0.04287 200 152 33 15
318 Are the alterations included? 1.3146 0.04659 178 137 26 15
319 I'm sure you be the centaur of attention at the ball sir. 1.3141 0.04428 191 146 30 15
320 The pants may need to be reined in a bit. 1.3136 0.04687 169 129 27 13
321 I’ll need a matching pocket square, and manure bag. 1.3135 0.04463 185 141 30 14
322 Is this too formal for a stag-party? 1.3132 0.04308 182 136 35 11
323 the dress code said tails. 1.3131 0.04314 198 151 32 15
324 Yes, the sale price includes two pairs of trousers. 1.3131 0.04431 198 153 28 17
325 I'm always smiling. Otherwise someone is bound to say, "Why the long face?" 1.3128 0.04058 179 130 42 7
326 I'm looking for something that says 'business on the top, party on the bottom.' 1.3128 0.04428 179 135 32 12
327 Now this is embarrassing, but someone left a huge pile of manure in your dressing room. 1.3121 0.04679 173 133 26 14
328 There, I am now no longer just Ed. 1.3111 0.04336 180 135 34 11
329 And I need the cuffs to just touch my hoofs. 1.3106 0.04845 161 124 24 13
330 This suit does include a second pair of pants,right? 1.3103 0.03998 232 178 36 18
331 I look like a jackass. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
332 I work from home 1.3092 0.03881 207 153 44 10
333 Oh, it’s a zoom wedding 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
334 Thank you for your assistance. Not many sales clerks know how to convert inches to hands. 1.3090 0.04507 178 136 29 13
335 Thanks but I do not need the tails. 1.3090 0.04291 178 133 35 10
336 I'm not sure about this tie. It makes me look... funny... 1.3088 0.04098 204 154 37 13
337 I can't help but feel like it makes my butt look big. 1.3085 0.04336 188 143 32 13
338 I think the 18 hands is a better fit. 1.3077 0.04821 169 132 22 15
339 Tails ate optional for this party. 1.3077 0.04420 156 115 34 7
340 I'm chomping at the bit. How much? 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
341 You could try Men’s Marehouse for the rest… 1.3077 0.04569 182 141 26 15
342 I'm hoping to attract someone looking for a stable relationship. 1.3073 0.04555 179 138 27 14
343 I say neigh on the pants. 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
344 How's my ass look? 1.3069 0.04316 189 144 32 13
345 How much for the matching chaps? 1.3068 0.03924 176 127 44 5
346 It's for an interview on Zoom. 1.3065 0.04229 186 140 35 11
347 That color really makes your hooves pop. 1.3064 0.04290 173 129 35 9
348 Love the coat! Now, do you have trousers that don't make my ass look too big? 1.3057 0.04498 193 151 25 17
349 I don't want to look like an ass.... 1.3056 0.04464 180 138 29 13
350 It does look more distinguished with tails 1.3056 0.04533 180 139 27 14
351 And two pairs of trousers. 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
352 It'll work for my Zoom interview. 1.3053 0.04231 190 144 34 12
353 I’m just the best man. But honestly, the groom is a horse’s ass. 1.3053 0.04487 190 148 26 16
354 You think the little horses on the tie are too much? 1.3043 0.04459 184 142 28 14
355 Would a tie pin be too distracting? 1.3043 0.04666 161 123 27 11
356 That’s a “nay” on the matching pants, then? 1.3039 0.04082 181 134 39 8
357 I'd like to consult with my better half.” 1.3039 0.04511 181 140 27 14
358 Nothing too flashy. I don't need to be the centaur of attention. 1.3039 0.04157 181 135 37 9
359 I fully expect to be the centaur of attention. 1.3038 0.04894 158 123 22 13
360 Does it make my ass look big ? ? 1.3036 0.04758 168 131 23 14
361 Does 'Black Tie Optional' mean I have to wear pants? 1.3036 0.04368 168 126 33 9
362 It needs to reek of sartorial, centaurial splendor. 1.3034 0.04727 145 109 28 8
363 I’ve been hired as a news anchor. 1.3032 0.04190 188 142 35 11
364 I also need to be shod. 1.3029 0.04618 175 136 25 14
365 My fashion sense is from my mother. My father was a real ass. 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
366 You don’t remember me from high school? 1.3026 0.05030 152 119 20 13
367 Okay, stop with the clotheshorse jokes, already!" 1.3023 0.04527 172 132 28 12
368 It's so me: business on the top, party animal on the bottom. 1.3012 0.04313 166 124 34 8
369 I dress to be the centaur of attention. 1.3011 0.04284 186 142 32 12
370 I insist on being the centaur of attention. 1.3006 0.04504 173 133 28 12
371 I like the jacket but the pants made my ass look big. 1.3006 0.04578 173 134 26 13
372 I'll say 'yea' to the jacket, but 'neighhhhh' to the vest. 1.3000 0.04308 180 137 32 11
373 Perfect. All I need now is a derby. 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
374 Of course all our suits come with an extra air of pants 1.2994 0.04430 177 136 29 12
375 In this, I can trot my daughter down the aisle. 1.2983 0.04428 181 140 28 13
376 I'm trying to be the centaur of attention. 1.2983 0.04632 181 143 22 16
377 Did you say you have a two for one special on pants? 1.2970 0.04143 165 122 37 6
378 My fiancé is over at David’s Bridle 1.2968 0.04944 155 122 20 13
379 Does it look good with these shoes? 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
380 Oh, it's just a Zoom meeting; I don't need the pants. 1.2961 0.04457 179 139 27 13
381 My wife is constantly riding me to buy new clothes. 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
382 Well, we got the easy part out of the way. 1.2949 0.04831 156 122 22 12
383 You don't think it makes my ass look big? 1.2948 0.04708 173 137 21 15
384 I figure, if you're going to be a clothes horse, be a clothes horse! 1.2948 0.04563 173 135 25 13
385 Do you think I look good in tails? 1.2944 0.04505 180 141 25 14
386 I'm hoping to increase my stud fee. 1.2941 0.04466 170 131 28 11
387 It's nice but let's go with the one with two pairs of pants. 1.2941 0.04307 170 129 32 9
388 You do carry suits with two sets of trousers, right? 1.2941 0.04466 170 131 28 11
389 And alterations are included? 1.2941 0.04307 170 129 32 9
390 Does it come in tails? 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
391 This one's not half bad. 1.2931 0.04158 174 131 35 8
392 Just the jacket, please - I work remotely. 1.2928 0.04483 181 142 25 14
393 I'm the best man and the chauffeur. 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
394 Not half bad. 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
395 Are those pants 34W x 36L x 4? 1.2917 0.04416 168 129 29 10
396 Zoom has done wonders for my career. 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
397 Well, if you're offering I'll take an oat milk latte. 1.2911 0.04777 158 124 22 12
398 Sorry about the mess in the dressing room. 1.2909 0.04865 165 132 18 15
399 This tie - Yay or Neigh? 1.2909 0.04631 165 129 24 12
400 Not looking forward to this wedding. I have two left feet and I’m a little bit hoarse. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
401 I need a suit that says, “Gallop.” 1.2905 0.04074 179 135 36 8
402 Perfect for the Satyrday ball. 1.2903 0.04290 155 116 33 6
403 Eyes up here, buddy. 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
404 Be careful measuring the inseam. 1.2898 0.04196 176 134 33 9
405 And what’s your 4 for 2 policy on leggings? 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
406 I do prefer coats with tails. 1.2890 0.04474 173 135 26 12
407 Keep the pants. 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
408 I’m going for the equestrian look.” 1.2889 0.04278 180 139 30 11
409 Excuse my voice: I'm a little horse. 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
410 I’m looking for something with extra leg room. 1.2885 0.04548 156 120 27 9
411 I won't be needing the pants. It's a Zoom interview." 1.2883 0.04582 163 127 25 11
412 Is there a matching blanket? 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
413 How do I look? Just say yea or neigh. 1.2875 0.04807 160 127 20 13
414 It drapes nicely over my withers. 1.2873 0.04258 181 140 30 11
415 I'll take it, my good man. Do you have a bit or bridal to match? 1.2872 0.04079 188 144 34 10
416 You should see the bride 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
417 Are you thinking what I am? Saddleback shoes? 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
418 At last I'm in a stable relationship. 1.2866 0.04612 157 122 25 10
419 Do you think the stripes make me look unusual? 1.2865 0.04261 185 144 29 12
420 I'm a 192x34 pant. 1.2857 0.04530 161 125 26 10
421 to the left 1.2857 0.04940 161 130 16 15
422 Now the shoes. 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
423 Every filly's crazy about a sharp-dressed mane. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
424 I think these tails will go better with your tail. 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
425 I stand corrected sir. It will be a coat and tail , not tails . 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
426 This is perfect for Zoom.” 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
427 I’m set—the party is black tie and tails. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
428 No need - I'm only ever seen on zoom calls. 1.2849 0.04480 172 135 25 12
429 Do you have anything with a centaur vent? 1.2848 0.04451 165 128 27 10
430 I just don’t want to be the centaur of attention. 1.2848 0.04772 165 132 19 14
431 Do you have anything that doesn't make me look like a horse's ass? 1.2848 0.04533 165 129 25 11
432 Do you happen to have any saddles? 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
433 It's for my groom's wedding. 1.2847 0.04993 144 114 19 11
434 I prefer a little more room in the seat. 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
435 I'll pass on the pants. 1.2840 0.04295 169 130 30 9
436 This jacket will indeed make me the centaur of attention. 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
437 Seems a bit tight. Do you have anything in a 16 hand? 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
438 So far, so good. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
439 It’s for a Greek Unorthodox wedding, you see… 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
440 The invitation said Coat and Tails...That's me! 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
441 Does the striped vest make me look too zebra-ish? 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
442 You'll want to send someone with a shovel and rake to Changing Room 3. 1.2830 0.04561 159 124 25 10
443 Sagittarius. How did you guess? 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
444 It’s alright, my interview is over Zoom. 1.2819 0.04160 149 111 34 4
445 I was going pantless long before Zoom. 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
446 I’d like something that will not stand out… 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
447 I'm not half the man I used to be, but I clean up ok. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
448 I'm afraid to use the mirror, people say I look like an ass from the back. 1.2807 0.04251 171 132 30 9
449 Tails are out 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
450 I'm English, not Western. 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
451 Tell me honestly, does this jacket make my hind quarters look big? 1.2800 0.05016 150 121 16 13
452 The jacket fits great. Do you sell it WITHOUT pants? 1.2798 0.04215 168 129 31 8
453 The bottom half is business casual. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
454 Would you happen to have a saddle blanket that would go with this tie? 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
455 So you're saying this will get me noticed? 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
456 If you take off 10% I’ll give you a ride home. 1.2789 0.04806 147 116 21 10
457 Pants are 2 for 1, right? 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
458 I’m business on top, party on the bottom. 1.2785 0.04478 158 123 26 9
459 May I ask, does the gentleman prefer pockets or stirrups on your trousers? 1.2781 0.05160 151 124 12 15
460 I need a suit for a wedding. I'm the Best Half-Man. 1.2781 0.04219 151 114 32 5
461 The invitation said pants optional. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
462 Thanks, this will be great for my Zoom calls. 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
463 It is so difficult to find something that goes with white hooves. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
464 Maybe a kilt? 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
465 A bowler please, It's Derby Day. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
466 Tails and top hats are a must for the Royal Ascot. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
467 It's a little snug around the withers." 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
468 Do you think this is too dressy for dressage? 1.2767 0.04542 159 125 24 10
469 I’d like the pants cuffed, just above the hoof. 1.2767 0.04177 159 121 32 6
470 I still feel half dressed. 1.2763 0.04090 152 114 34 4
471 It compliments my withers. 1.2761 0.04015 163 123 35 5
472 It's a long story involving a magic potion and a stable 1.2759 0.05037 145 117 16 12
473 Now, let's see if your blacksmith is as good as your tailor. 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
474 Frankly, no matter what I wear I'm always the Centaur of attention. 1.2756 0.04776 156 125 19 12
475 Trot around and see how you feel. 1.2756 0.05324 127 102 15 10
476 What do you mean this is an odd look?!? This combination totally says, 'Business on top and fun below!' 1.2754 0.04468 167 132 24 11
477 The jacket’s great, but the pants make me look like an ass. 1.2749 0.04470 171 136 23 12
478 Do you have a saddle blanket to match the vest? 1.2746 0.04373 142 108 29 5
479 So you think I’ll win at dressage? 1.2744 0.04522 164 130 23 11
480 I don't know what it is exactly, but Ralph Lauren just gets me. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
481 Well, you see, I’m what you would call a clothes horse. 1.2740 0.04813 146 116 20 10
482 This is just the suit to trample my compteition 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
483 Jesus, Todd. I’m a Minotaur and your biggest question is how I tuck in my shirt? 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
484 The vest — yay or neigh? 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
485 The trousers will be a bit trickier. 1.2733 0.04112 150 113 33 4
486 First impressions are so important. 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
487 I think I'd prefer something with tails. 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
488 I'll need two pair of trousers. 1.2733 0.04370 172 136 25 11
489 I dunno - I feel like this makes me look like a real horse's ass. 1.2727 0.04632 154 122 22 10
490 Do you wear left or right? 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
491 Honestly, do you think the striped vest will draw too much attention? 1.2727 0.04497 165 131 23 11
492 I want a look that draws attention to my face. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
493 Actually, I'm a three quarter horse. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
494 I'll skip the pants, I'm working from home these days. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
495 I like the jacket but part of me says neigh. 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
496 Does this make me look like a jackass? 1.2717 0.04347 173 137 25 11
497 I like it, but I’ll have to check with my better half 1.2717 0.04347 173 137 25 11
498 Do I look like a win, place or show? 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
499 I'm glad you sell separates. 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
500 Does the tie go well with my hooves? 1.2715 0.04785 151 121 19 11
501 You're right, the tie really draws the eyes upward. 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
502 I wear a size 38 very very very long. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
503 Maybe it’s just me, but I think the jacket makes my butt look big. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
504 The striped vest is a little too attention-getting. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
505 And does this one come with an extra pair of pants? 1.2710 0.04513 155 122 24 9
506 Trousers. silk, bright colors, and four riding boots. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
507 I'll need a matching set for my groom. 1.2706 0.04476 170 136 22 12
508 There are worse curses. 1.2704 0.04522 159 126 23 10
509 With a slight break at the hoofs 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
510 Tell me ... honestly ... Do I look like a stud? 1.2703 0.04755 148 118 20 10
511 Do you think the beard is too much? 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
512 It keeps riding up on me. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
513 Could you show me something in shoeing? 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
514 If I don't wear a necktie, I always feel half-dressed. 1.2698 0.05091 126 100 18 8
515 A jacket with a split tail, please. 1.2697 0.04848 152 123 17 12
516 I reckon this suit will make me the centaur of attention. 1.2697 0.04848 152 123 17 12
517 I'm at 3:1 odds she'll go through with it. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
518 I just felt that going around shirtless the whole time was attracting too much attention. 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
519 Looks good, but will the tie heroically flap over my shoulder while I gallop? 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
520 My cousin can’t wear stripes; he’s a zebra. 1.2695 0.04919 141 113 18 10
521 I really feel like this tie is going to make me stand out. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
522 And, of course, I'll need horse shoes. Anything in a wing-tip? 1.2690 0.04820 145 116 19 10
523 Behooves you 1.2690 0.05015 145 118 15 12
524 What's your horseshoe selection look like? 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
525 Mr. Ed referred me. 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
526 Do your suits still come with two pairs of pants? 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
527 Do you do alterations? 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
528 ['m getting married to a mermaid. [t's been a surf and turf relationship. 1.2683 0.05424 123 100 13 10
529 Father always said, "Dress for the stable you want, not the stable you have." 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
530 I was thinking maybe a bolero 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
531 My eyes are up here. 1.2676 0.04888 142 114 18 10
532 Are you sure this isn't too formal for the Preakness? 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
533 She said she was going to fuck me and the horse I rode in on. 1.2676 0.05185 142 117 12 13
534 It's a black tie and tail affair. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
535 In lieu of a top hat, may I suggest a derby? 1.2676 0.04888 142 114 18 10
536 Pants? It's not that formal. 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
537 My waist is 56”. My trouser lengths are 34’, 34” , 38” 38”, Plain front please. 1.2671 0.04790 146 117 19 10
538 No pants, but I would like to speak with your Fourier about shoe options. 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
539 They say I'm a quarter horse but it's more like two thirds. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
540 You mentioned free alterations. Can I try the trousers? 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
541 Forgive my voice, I'm a little horse. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
542 I'm a stud. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
543 I love the jacket, but the pants are going to need some alterations. 1.2667 0.04232 135 102 30 3
544 ‘’Does this make me look like an ass?’’ 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
545 The clothes make the half-man, too. 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
546 Do I still get two pair of pants. 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
547 Cuffs or no cuffs 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
548 Gives a whole new meaning to the word "dressage". 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
549 Do I look like a horse's a** in this suit? 1.2657 0.04754 143 114 20 9
550 You have to look sharp as a flight attendant. 1.2656 0.05141 128 103 16 9
551 I wear about a forty furlong 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
552 I feel like a horse's ass wearing this. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
553 Do you think the stripes will get me noticed? 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
554 Cuffs in front legs. No cuffs in back. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
555 I feel like a stud. 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
556 Yes, it's a gated community. Why do you ask? 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
557 Does this make my hind quarters look big? 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
558 No matter what they say I think the clothes do make the man! 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
559 Now, if you'll direct me to the blacksmith. 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
560 The Kentucky Derby is always the busiest time of the year for me. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
561 Now for the hard part... 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
562 Your ad said alterations are free. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
563 Where's the shoe department? 1.2639 0.04406 144 112 26 6
564 They say to dress for the species you want, not the species you have 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
565 I prefer to be called "they". 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
566 No, I am not interested in pants. I am an online therapist. 1.2635 0.04923 148 121 15 12
567 The invitation said to wear a black tie and tails. 1.2632 0.04736 152 123 18 11
568 I may need a little help with the inseam. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
569 One more pun and this'll be a no-horse-town. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
570 Just this, thanks - the invitation says dressy casual. 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
571 Black tie required. Pants optional. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
572 Tonight, I sow my wild oats. Tomorrow, I eat them. 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
573 What do you think? Yea or neigh? 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
574 So . . . yea or neigh? 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
575 Maybe something with a long tail. 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
576 Met Gala, Centaur’s theme, check 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
577 Too fancy for a farm to table restaurant? 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
578 Be honest. Does this make my rear end look big? 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
579 I tried this with a bowtie but it just made me look like a jackass. 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
580 Can you let out the pants? 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
581 Does it make my ass look … horsey? 1.2612 0.05182 134 110 13 11
582 You said this tie would make me look slimmer! Not seeing it! 1.2611 0.04531 157 126 21 10
583 Don't you have anything in tails? 1.2611 0.04708 157 128 17 12
584 Does this tie make my ass look fat ? 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
585 I don't need pants, but I could use an extra pair of shoes. 1.2606 0.04290 165 131 25 9
586 You're right! Clothes do make the horse. 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
587 Is there a stall so I can try on the pants? 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
588 To start, I'd like something without tails. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
589 I think I will need the pants tailored. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
590 I need something that says, this is not my first rodeo. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
591 Do you think I would look funny if I went with a bow tie? 1.2597 0.04680 154 125 18 11
592 Yes, I’m sure this is going to cost me an arm and four legs. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
593 No, I'll just take the jacket. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
594 Any discount on two pairs of trousers? 1.2590 0.04933 139 113 16 10
595 I trust people will ride on my coat tails 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
596 I'm a friend of the groom 1.2589 0.04528 112 85 25 2
597 It's a formal event. Black tie and tail. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
598 I look like a horse in this. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
599 Does this make me look too much like an ass? 1.2585 0.04638 147 118 20 9
600 Well, frankly sir, from the back it makes you look like a horse’s ass 1.2578 0.05232 128 105 13 10
601 I understood it came with two pairs of pants. 1.2578 0.05113 128 104 15 9
602 Please send a custodian to the dressing room with a shovel. 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
603 I love that it's half-off. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
604 Don’t worry about the trousers…I’m set. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
605 Is it an aye or neigh? 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
606 The jacket is perfect, but the pants will need some alterations. 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
607 So, let's talk pants. 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
608 I'll take two pairs of the pants 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
609 Say, I look halfway decent in this. 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
610 Love the tux but won’t be needing the tails. 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
611 For the pants I usually wear a 33 long, 67 across, then another 33 long again. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
612 Thank you—this is perfect for my bridle shower. 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
613 Is it half off without the pants? 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
614 Should I go with the tie or the brindle? 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
615 I would like something with clean lines and, well, a little equine. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
616 One leg at a time. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
617 So neigh on the cummerbund? 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
618 Tell your farrier I don't want shoes with spatz. They're too conspicuous and I like blending in. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
619 Now I’m ready for the stag party 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
620 Sorry, but since the breakup, I can't even look at camel hair. 1.2556 0.05080 133 109 14 10
621 It does fits, but it makes me look like an ass. 1.2556 0.04851 133 107 18 8
622 The fit is great, but do you have something in a camel? 1.2556 0.04967 133 108 16 9
623 Does the vest make me stand out? 1.2555 0.04751 137 110 19 8
624 That's perfect, sir. Now, the trousers may require some slight alteration. 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
625 This suits me perfectly. Business up front, party in the back. 1.2555 0.04399 137 107 25 5
626 I don’t want to be the centaur of attention, I just want to fit in 1.2555 0.04751 137 110 19 8
627 I'm business in the front, party in the back. 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
628 Do you think this makes my butt look big? 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
629 The invitation said tails. I should be fine "au naturel". 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
630 Just make sure that I don't look like a horse's ass. 1.2553 0.04657 141 113 20 8
631 Centaur or satyr, on a webcam its all the same. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
632 The coat is perfect, but the changing room is a bit tight. 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
633 Your shoe section please? I brought my own nails. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
634 The trousers? Nay. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
635 Yes, I suppose you could say I’m a clothes horse. 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
636 But does it make me look studly? 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
637 This suit will make them notice me. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
638 Toss in four shoes and I’ll take it 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
639 Absolutely Dashing Sir. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
640 People tell me I'm quite the clothes horse 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
641 I assume you have two pairs of trousers to match the sports coat? 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
642 This appropriate for the Gallup Poll Gala? 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
643 Is this too saytrically elegant for the bacchanalia? 1.2535 0.05235 142 120 8 14
644 Does it come with a matching feed bag? 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
645 I'll need footwear, too. Do you have anything in iron? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
646 It certainly behooves me to look my best. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
647 Did you say it comes with two pairs of pants? 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
648 Now I'd like to try on some shoes. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
649 Thank you but I need to hoof it to my interview. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
650 By chance do you have something colorful in a racing silk? 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
651 Does this tie make my bottom look fat? 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
652 I forgot to ask. Do you have a pants size in ‘hung like a horse?’” 1.2520 0.05240 127 105 12 10
653 It's for a Zoom interview. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
654 I'm not sure...are tails in or out now? 1.2519 0.04900 135 110 16 9
655 Could you cinch my collar a couple of notches? 1.2519 0.04299 135 105 26 4
656 As for the shoes, I understand your blacksmith is here on Fridays. 1.2519 0.04786 135 109 18 8
657 Are the stripes too distracting? 1.2518 0.04800 139 113 17 9
658 The clothes make the man, the horse makes them cool. 1.2517 0.04704 143 116 18 9
659 Something with pinstripes that comes with two pairs of pants 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
660 Might you have a two-for-one special on trousers? 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
661 Looks like HR is getting creative with their diversity hires 1.2516 0.04351 155 124 23 8
662 Why are you only showing me Jockey and Polo? 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
663 I've never had anyone look at my tie first. Thank you. 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
664 Did you say “with tails”? 1.2500 0.05087 132 109 13 10
665 Whoa! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
666 I hear you are doing 2 for 1 on trousers? 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
667 I see a trail blazer, sir. 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
668 Now for the tricky part, mathematically and stylistically speaking. What do you have in a double set of matching plus fours?” 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
669 I've been champing at the bit to get this jacket! 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
670 There. Now I'm sure she won't even notice. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
671 No, I’m a Republican actually. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
672 We both make excellent grooms. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
673 I'm here for the two pair for the price of one shoe sale 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
674 Thanks to you I'm now a clotheshorse. 1.2500 0.04685 148 121 17 10
675 My previous tailor was a bit of a cowboy. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
676 No bow tie, thanks. I don't want to stand out. 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
677 No worries, you just didn’t know! My pronouns are Hay and Neigh. 1.2500 0.04875 140 115 15 10
678 Do you have anything for the bottom? Not to brag but I'm hung like a... 1.2500 0.04868 136 111 16 9
679 Don't worry about that. I've got a kilt all picked out. I'm half Shetland, you know. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
680 This doesn’t quite match my style. Do you have any Polo’s? 1.2500 0.04150 128 98 28 2
681 It suits my better half. 1.2484 0.03855 153 118 32 3
682 I have an interview for a more stable job 1.2483 0.04646 145 118 18 9
683 Now, let's see how the pants fit. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
684 Do I have to buy the pants too? 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
685 Also,I would like a matching blanket. 1.2482 0.04723 137 111 18 8
686 Very good, sir. And will you be needing the trousers altered? 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
687 It's a Greek wedding. 1.2481 0.04926 129 105 16 8
688 The invitation calls for tails, but I think I'm set. 1.2481 0.05047 129 106 14 9
689 Perfect. The tie matches my tail. 1.2481 0.04926 129 105 16 8
690 Do you think my ass looks big in this? 1.2481 0.04926 129 105 16 8
691 I'm just not sure people will take me seriously in this vest. 1.2481 0.04801 129 104 18 7
692 So....50% off? 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
693 Now, I’ll also need shoes…. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
694 Well, this should show the "neigh-sayers." 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
695 The tie is a bit tight - it makes me a little horse 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
696 Maybe now people will keep their eyes up here. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
697 It’s a little tight in the mane. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
698 It’s kinda funny, everyone just assumes I am a Democrat 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
699 I can buy this half-off, right? 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
700 It's just for a wedding. Why the damage deposit? 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
701 The collar is a bit tight, I'm feeling a little hoarse" 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
702 I’ve always dreamt of being called a clotheshorse. 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
703 Any you say this suit comes with two pairs of pants" 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
704 Would you like to see the matching trousers or a blanket? 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
705 Think the fillies will like it? 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
706 And it comes with two pairs of pants, right? 1.2462 0.05129 130 108 12 10
707 I've always considered my self a clothes horse. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
708 Can the slacks be altered? 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
709 I agree, the tails were too much. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
710 I'm half man but all clotheshorse. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
711 Tell me the truth - does this make my ass look big? 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
712 Does this tie go with my tail? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
713 No, I mean the other Ascot. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
714 Sorry for the delay, your pants required a slight alteration" 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
715 Just the jacket, thanks. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
716 My last outfit was tacky. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
717 I don’t want to be too formal, the bride’s a mermaid. 1.2452 0.04516 155 127 18 10
718 How many pairs of trousers,sir ? 1.2448 0.04571 143 116 19 8
719 We need to discuss the trousers, and specifically where the zipper goes. 1.2446 0.04880 139 115 14 10
720 How much is that in drachmas? 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
721 I’m looking for something for my better half. 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
722 Just don't call me a clothes horse." 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
723 You say it comes with a second pair of pants? 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
724 Does this tie say “Barn-mitzvah” to you? 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
725 Certainly, Sir, we do see clothes horses with some regularity, but.... 1.2444 0.04757 135 110 17 8
726 Now, about trousers... 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
727 My husband has been suggesting a more corporate look might compensate for the tail. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
728 This make me the centaur of attention. 1.2441 0.04837 127 103 17 7
729 Yes, I'm sure it only said "jacket required". 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
730 Now to find a pair of pants that doesn’t make my ass look fat. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
731 Yes, cuffs. But can we do long in front and short in back? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
732 No, I do not find the camel hair superior. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
733 I'll take the suit with two pair of pants 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
734 Am I not a picture of Centaurial Splendor? 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
735 Any chance the pants and jacket are sold separately? 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
736 Does this tie make me look horsey? 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
737 And jodhpurs? 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
738 I don't know, I would like something more discreet, I don't want to much attention 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
739 I know it works for Donald Duck, but I'm not sure I'm game for the no pants look. 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
740 Is this tie ok? I want to fit in. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
741 So this does or doesn't come with two pairs of trousers? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
742 I'm transitioning. 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
743 And now I just need a belt to match the horseshoes. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
744 The groom asked me to join his bridle party. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
745 You know you’re a very handsome young man, if you don’t mind me saying. I’d love to take you for a ride sometime. 1.2422 0.04112 128 99 27 2
746 Do the trousers come in mythic proportions 1.2420 0.04180 157 126 24 7
747 I won't need the tails. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
748 What do you have in matching trousers? 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
749 Does the shirt draw too much attention? 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
750 I’ve only met my new colleagues over Zoom and I want to look my best going into the office for the first time.” 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
751 Does it make me look too hippy? 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
752 Am I overdressed? I don't want to be the Centaur of attention. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
753 Do you have this, but in the neeeeeighvy? 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
754 I’m looking for something that says: “The most exciting two minutes in sports. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
755 The jacket fits great. Do you have pants in 38x152? 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
756 You’re sure it doesn’t make me look leggy? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
757 I miss the days when suits came with two pairs of pants. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
758 It's a morning bacchanal. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
759 It’s the social event of the Centaury. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
760 Can you nail on some wingtips? 1.2406 0.05023 133 111 12 10
761 I never buy pants off the rack. 1.2406 0.04909 133 110 14 9
762 You can't say "centaur" in Florida anymore. 1.2406 0.04791 133 109 16 8
763 I see you have gone with the tails 1.2406 0.04154 133 104 26 3
764 So, do you think it makes my ass look big? 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
765 Yes, cuffs on the pants, please. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
766 Can I mix and match? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
767 I'll need a matching feed bag. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
768 do ALL of your suits only come with one pair of pants? 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
769 You’ll need to tailer the pants. I already have shoes, 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
770 I was promoted to Manager of Diversity and Inclusion. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
771 Perfect. Business in the front, party in the back. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
772 I’ll take the suit and an extra pair of trousers. 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
773 I assume this will be half off. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
774 But does this give me the "Giddyup" I'm looking for? 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
775 What I save on pants I spend on shoes. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
776 I'd like to start a bridle registry, please. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
777 I'm typically not an 'off the rack' guy. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
778 The dress code at the derby is getting out of hand 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
779 I'm a member of the bridal party. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
780 I don't suppose you have horseshoes in the same color? 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
781 I want to make a bold fashion statement. By wearing this suit do I strike you as a horse of a different color? 1.2381 0.04663 147 122 15 10
782 Do you think the vest makes me look fast? 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
783 I'm going to need 4-legged pants and no flies. 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
784 I know what you all say, but I believe it is the horse that makes the man. 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
785 Are those the shoes you’ll be wearing? Or would you like to see the farrier? 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
786 Does this tie look a little off centaur? 1.2374 0.04633 139 114 17 8
787 It's still a little tight around the withers. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
788 Why yes, I have been called a Clothes Horse. What makes you ask...? 1.2370 0.04842 135 112 14 9
789 I assume you do alterations. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
790 You did say all of your suits come with two pairs of pants? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
791 It comes with two pairs of pants. 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
792 After all, I wasn't born in a barn! 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
793 This is a little too "show". Do you have something more "win" or "place"? 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
794 Any chance you have a matching saddle? 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
795 Anything with a little more room in the back? 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
796 Is the vest a bit much? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
797 I don’t know, I think this one makes my ass look big. 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
798 I’m going for a well-heeled look. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
799 It's the perfect outfit for what I hope will be a magical evening! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
800 To clean this coat, you just brush it. Correct? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
801 I’m sure to be the centaur of attention in this! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
802 I have two left feet and not a lot of horsepower. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
803 Do they still come with two pairs of pants? 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
804 I don’t need pants. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
805 Of course we're wearing tails. It's formal 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
806 I assume this is half-off. 1.2357 0.04602 140 115 17 8
807 Do you have a tie thats less flashy? 1.2353 0.05162 119 99 12 8
808 Why yes, I am in politics. I’m a Cenataur. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
809 Brilliant! And now for the pants. 1.2353 0.04810 136 113 14 9
810 And you say that it comes with two pairs of pants? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
811 The pants didn’t fit, so I guess I’m just going to walk around with my dang hog draggin’ on the floor like a muffler on a beat up ol’ car. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
812 I take 'Tux and Tails' very seriously. 1.2353 0.05162 119 99 12 8
813 I'd like two pairs of pants with this jacket. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
814 Do you have this in a different color? 1.2348 0.04793 132 109 15 8
815 It’s expensive but at least I don’t need to buy a tail coat 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
816 Now to pair the manure bag. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
817 I’ll also need a pair of jockey shorts. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
818 D'you think they'll notice it's a clip-on? 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
819 Suit pants? No, I go commando. 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
820 The clothes make the man. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
821 I agree. There's no need for the pants. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
822 I need something suitable for hybrid work. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
823 The jacket's never the problem. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
824 This jacket is perfect. Any chance of finding me pants to match? 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
825 Too bad zoom meetings are a thing of the past,am I right? 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
826 Can we try it in a 15 hands, 4 legs? 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
827 You bet my sweet donkey’s ass, this tie looks good! 1.2336 0.04547 137 112 18 7
828 Sixty dollars to hem the pants?! That's twice what you quoted me over the phone. 1.2336 0.04547 137 112 18 7
829 So what idiot decided that "plus fours" have only two legs? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
830 I-want-to-be-the-centaur-of-attention. 1.2333 0.05122 120 100 12 8
831 I feel like a whole new man. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
832 I can't help it--I'm a clothes horse. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
833 I'd like the trousers with a slight break on the hoof. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
834 I am the stud for a bachelorette party 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
835 Does it come with two pairs of pants? 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
836 The outfit's for my award ceremony for genetic research. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
837 Tell me again about your 2 for 1 pants sale. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
838 You’re gonna love the way you lope. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
839 Im going for a casual look for horsing around. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
840 Any matching socks? 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
841 And which set of legs would you like the pants for? 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
842 Just make sure the jacket doesn't make an ass out of me. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
843 So, Sir, is it a yay or a nay? 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
844 Does this look too tight in the haunches? 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
845 Two inch cuffs please, front and back 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
846 You sure about the tie? I don't want to stand out. 1.2326 0.05222 129 110 8 11
847 Could we try something in size 15 hand? 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
848 I take the kids to school, I save a lot in gas, and it's a great write-off. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
849 This will be perfect for the bridle shower! 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
850 Do you have this in neeeeeeigh-vy? 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
851 Yes, but does it make me look like a smart ass? 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
852 This tie has too much color. I am trying to be as inconspicuous as possible." 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
853 This suit comes with two pairs of pants, correct? 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
854 Do you think this outfit makes my rear end look big? 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
855 may i have my shoes fitted first? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
856 What do you think of the tie? Yea or neigh? 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
857 Bridle or bow tie? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
858 Is this too dressy for the derby? 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
859 Love the tie. Now, how about two pair of pants to match? 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
860 Yes, but does it make my butt look big? 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
861 Do I look like a horse's ass? 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
862 Clothes don’t make the man. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
863 You’re a total stud, sir. 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
864 This is the one! This jacket makes makes me feel like a real stud! 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
865 I apologize, I left a few road apples in the dressing room. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
866 I just feel like a bit of an ass in this. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
867 It comes with two pair of pants, right? 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
868 Too smart-ass? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
869 I’m attending the Derby, but not yet sure whether I’m a spectator or participant. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
870 So with regards to the pants, will that be a "Yea" or a "Naaaay?" . 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
871 Can you alter the pants? 1.2302 0.04602 139 115 16 8
872 Your ad mentioned 2 pairs of pants with each suit, I believe? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
873 Yes, I plan on keeping the hooves white before Memorial Day. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
874 Are the pant alterations included? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
875 If I may say so, Sir, you look hot to trot. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
876 With a derby perhaps? 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
877 Did I mention the suit comes with two pairs of pants? 1.2295 0.05045 122 102 12 8
878 Does it make me look less like an ass? 1.2295 0.05178 122 103 10 9
879 So, if I skip the tails, how much of a discount will that be? 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
880 The pants, though, need to be bespoke." 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
881 I assume this comes with two pairs of pants? 1.2290 0.04914 131 110 12 9
882 I think you misunderstood me. I’m not going out for a Moscow Mule after this, I’m going out with a Moscow mule after this. 1.2290 0.04914 131 110 12 9
883 Perhaps we could paint your hooves black. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
884 I'm just like everybody else. I put my pants on one leg at a time. 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
885 Does it come in neigh-vy? 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
886 And sir, this suit does come with two pair of trousers. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
887 It's a bottomless brunch 1.2286 0.05457 105 88 10 7
888 I’ll need the pants altered. 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
889 I’ll also need a new quad of shoes. 1.2283 0.04768 127 105 15 7
890 Now all we need is a farrier" 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
891 My mother was the horse - why do you ask? 1.2283 0.05804 92 77 9 6
892 I'm interviewing for very a high level position with a fertilizer company. 1.2281 0.05143 114 95 12 7
893 I don't suppose there's a two-for-one sale on pants? 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
894 The jacket is a good fit but the pants have need some more leg room. 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
895 Jacket fits great, but the pants were really tight in the crotch. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
896 My pronouns are it/ it/ its. 1.2276 0.04872 123 102 14 7
897 Two pairs of shoes - no heels. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
898 I'll take it. I'm also very interested in the BOGO you're having on Bruno Maglis . 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
899 I’ll need the usual four pair of pants, of course, of course. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
900 You're sure this goes with chestnut?" 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
901 Does this make me look 'hot to trot'? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
902 We can fit the trousers after your surgery. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
903 Will you be wanting a second pair of trousers to extend the life of your suit? 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
904 You got any shoes to match? 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
905 Are tails still considered formal wear? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
906 Neigh, neigh, I will not pay double for pants! 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
907 I won't need the pants altered; I'm a gelding. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
908 I'm only half-convinced. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
909 I won't be needing slacks. I work from home. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
910 I’m going to need those two pair of pants. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
911 Comes with 2 pair of pants? 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
912 Aren’t you going to ask me which way do I hang? 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
913 Do you think it makes my ass look too big? 1.2264 0.05573 106 90 8 8
914 This sure beats looking in my pond trying to see how it fits 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
915 Does the tie go with the tail? 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
916 Do have one with tails? 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
917 So should my tie match my tail or my hooves? 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
918 I'm so glad there is a big, tall and centaur section. 1.2261 0.05249 115 97 10 8
919 As a matter of fact, I do pee like a racehorse. 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
920 Is the vest too much? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
921 Is there a discount without the pants? 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
922 Could you also recommend a derby? 1.2256 0.04480 133 109 18 6
923 I'm also going to need something for, you know, hanging around the stable. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
924 Farmal Attire 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
925 Or you think something maybe more hoof-tone ? 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
926 I only see 2-legged pants. Do you discriminate against centaurs? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
927 Do you have any trousers in a hoof cut? 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
928 I'll need two pairs of matching trousers 1.2250 0.04945 120 100 13 7
929 Even when the invitation says black tie, I always prefer tails. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
930 Just waiting on your hoof links. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
931 Do this look okay? And try to avoid saying "neigh." 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
932 Fortunately, it's a 'zoom' wedding. 1.2248 0.04951 129 109 11 9
933 Why yes, I do have a stable income. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
934 Relaxed fit trousers, please. I'm hung like a horse. 1.2243 0.05682 107 92 6 9
935 I was told you had a bridle shop. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
936 I can’t decide: cuffs or no cuffs? 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
937 I think I'll need a bigger size." " I've been eating like a horse lately. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
938 Yes, this is perfect for an outing at the track. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
939 I'm the plus one at my jockey's awards dinner. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
940 Perfect. I just need the Derby 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
941 Bring me two pair of your best wingtips. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
942 Does this makes me look as a jackass? 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
943 I dress on the left. Significantly. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
944 I prefer the coat and tails." 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
945 Do the tie and vest make me look like a horse's ass? 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
946 Does my sartorial selection complement my centaurian physique? 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
947 I'll skip the pants, our office is still fully remote 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
948 I really wanted to wear tails. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
949 Are you sure this doesn't make me look like a horse's ass? 1.2232 0.05338 112 95 9 8
950 This is my GOP look. Do you like it. 1.2231 0.05046 121 102 11 8
951 Wow! This vest is fantastic. I bet everyone will notice me now! 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
952 It seems the cut of the jacket is a bit off centaur. 1.2231 0.04667 130 108 15 7
953 I always have trouble because of my long arms... 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
954 Do you dress your tail to the right or left 1.2231 0.04667 130 108 15 7
955 I like it but from the other angle I look like a horse’s ass. 1.2231 0.04916 130 110 11 9
956 You're too young to remember, but suits used to come with two pairs of pants. 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
957 The vest is slimming but it makes my backside look bigger. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
958 Looks great! Have you got the shoes to match this tie? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
959 Every suit comes with two pair of trousers. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
960 Yes sir, we will have the pants altered by next Tuesday. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
961 Suits still come with two pairs of pants, right? 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
962 Does this jacket make me look like an ass? 1.2222 0.05026 126 107 10 9
963 I won best dressed stud, according to gallup. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
964 Sure, but what I save on pants I wind up spending on shoes. 1.2222 0.05842 99 85 6 8
965 I told the genie I wanted to be a Senator 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
966 Now for your selection of feed buckets and manure bags. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
967 Just the jacket. When I wear trousers, people stare. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
968 Would matching pants be a problem? 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
969 Instead,I would like to try on the tail coat. 1.2214 0.03951 131 104 25 2
970 I need it in a 42 Furlong 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
971 Be honest, does this make my ass look big? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
972 Honestly, if I wear stripes I feel as though I'm pretending to be something I'm not. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
973 Do I Understand that You provide two extra pairs of pants ? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
974 When I said “coat and tails”, I had something a little different in mind. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
975 I don’t wear leather 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
976 This one screams ‘business in the front, party in the back’ 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
977 Do you have anything in roan? 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
978 And would you recommend steel or aluminum shoes? 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
979 Before we discuss the pants...where is your restroom? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
980 You are going to think I am asking this only because I am a vampire but you are making some assumptions my friend and I promise I do have a good reason which I am choosing to keep private at this time but is it easy to wash blood out? 1.2205 0.05113 127 109 8 10
981 Do you think this tie will draw too much attention? 1.2205 0.04598 127 105 16 6
982 They say dressage for the job you want." 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
983 All I need now is a matching manure bag. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
984 So far so good...but I need a three piece suit. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
985 Won't people be gobsmacked when I wear such a narrow tie? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
986 Have you got this in size 16 hands? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
987 Fortunately, bow ties and pants are optional. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
988 It must be the mirror playing tricks on me!!" 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
989 If I take it, will you thrown in two pairs of socks? 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
990 Does this outfit make me look like a Stud? 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
991 Luckily my job interview is on zoom, so I won't be needing dress pants. 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
992 My Secretariat picked it out. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
993 Do You Think A Ponytail Works With Tweed? 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
994 Let’s top it off with a derby. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
995 .... everyone always called mother Mare. I think she was French... Why'd you ask?" 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
996 If I may, sir, you look 'hot to trot' 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
997 I am something of a clothes horse. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
998 This feels too formal… Can we try it with a polo shirt? 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
999 does thi suit come with 2 pairs of pants 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1000 ...and can you recommend a good farrier? 1.2190 0.05410 105 89 9 7
1001 I'm a 42 off the rack on the jacket, but the pants always need a little tailoring. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1002 Do you still have that option to buy two pairs of suit trousers? 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1003 Can you throw in the slacks just for kicks? 1.2188 0.04565 128 106 16 6
1004 This tie makes my throat feel a little hoarse but other than that this suit makes me the centaur of attention. 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
1005 Do you have anything more suited for a gallop? 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1006 No matter how well I dress, I still don't wear the pants in the family. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1007 The vest really is eye-catching. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1008 I'll be taking the two-for-one pants offer. 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1009 Do the stripes smack of species appropriation? 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1010 But does this make my haunches look fat? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1011 But is it me? 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1012 Is the tail too long? 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1013 Does this tie match my tail? 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1014 Okay, now for the hard part. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1015 The pants may have to be let out. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1016 Do you think it says "Stallion?" 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1017 I find the fly is too short in most trousers these days! 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1018 I love mix and match. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1019 Sure, it looks great from the front, but from behind I think it makes me look like a horse's ass. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1020 My tie is right and centaur? 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1021 All business upstairs. All party downstairs. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1022 You look fantastic, sir. Now, about that large pile of manure in the fitting room. 1.2174 0.04684 138 117 12 9
1023 As you can see, I have a big ass. 1.2171 0.04917 129 110 10 9
1024 Excuse me. I’m feeling a little hoarse. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1025 Looks great. How 'bout the matching dung bag? 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
1026 Think you can rein this in a little bit? 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1027 I was thinking, maybe, bolder stripes? 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1028 The pants to the usual charity sir? 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1029 Does this jacket make my flanks look big? 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1030 Are you going to saddle me with a bill? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1031 It behooves me to look my best. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1032 I’m afraid I have to say neigh to this tie. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1033 I'm looking forward to the inseam measurements. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1034 This one’s perfect, I’m sure to be the centaur of attention. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
1035 Whenever I wear a suit, people always do a double take. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1036 We get that question a lot 1.2160 0.04626 125 104 15 6
1037 How well do you think this tie goes with my tail? 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
1038 I don't need a coat with tails. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1039 Cleanup needed in dressing room 4. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1040 I was hoping for something more equestrian. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1041 Excellent choice, Mr. Centaur! And that suit is half-off. 1.2155 0.05020 116 98 11 7
1042 Does it make me stand out? 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
1043 What do you think... is this tie just too much? 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1044 Good. Now,about the trousers 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1045 But does it keep the flies off? 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
1046 A fly will appear naturally 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1047 I don’t look like an Ass do I? 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1048 Let me try the Polo shirt. 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
1049 The invitation says "Coat and Tails", but I want to dress it up a bit. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1050 I guess I’ve always pretty much beeen a clothes horse. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1051 I like the jacket. Now let's talk about the pants. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1052 ...but are they still wearing tails? 1.2143 0.04728 126 106 13 7
1053 I'll skip the trousers, this'll do for Zoom. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1054 I'll need your help to get the pants on. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1055 I'm species fluid. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1056 I’ll have to consult with my better half. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1057 You don't think the vest is a bit much? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1058 I like it! But I hope it comes with two pair of pants... 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1059 It's so hard to find a tailor who understands my request for 'two extra feet' nowadays. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1060 Remote work has been a game-changer for me. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1061 It said "formal" but I don't really think I need tails, do you? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1062 I won’t need pants— it’s semi formal. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1063 . “Well, how do I look”? “Like a well dressed horse’s ass”! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1064 And does it really come with TWO pairs of trousers? 1.2137 0.04599 131 110 14 7
1065 The jacket fits perfectly but the pants need alteration 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1066 Do you think this makes my legs look too long? 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1067 Do I look studly? 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1068 Yes, I’m a little nervous. The wedding’s in Kentucky. 1.2137 0.04980 117 99 11 7
1069 It’s the same with mermaids, don’t worry 1.2137 0.04980 117 99 11 7
1070 And don't forget the 2 pair of shoes 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1071 Will Sir need one or two sets of pants to go with the jacket? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1072 Looking good right out of the gate. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1073 My father was actually more of a clothes horse. 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
1074 Does this coat make me look like an ass? 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
1075 Now, the shoes . . . something in iron, I think. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
1076 Does this one make me look less mythical? 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1077 Do you think this tie makes me look like a real stud? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1078 I was invited to the Derby. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1079 You're sure this tie doesn't make my ass look fat? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1080 Now can you find me two pair of stretch pants? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1081 I’m attending the Derby 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1082 Does this go with tails? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1083 I won't be needing one with tails. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1084 Do I look like an ass in evening wear? 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
1085 You did say that any alterations are included. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1086 I'm looking for a polo shirt. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1087 This collar is too tight and it’s making me very hoarse. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1088 Yes please. All four pant legs down to the tops of the hooves. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1089 And did you say you had a two for one sale on the trousers? 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1090 I like it. Does it come with two pair of pants? 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1091 No trousers a very good choice sir. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1092 But will it make me the Centaur of attention? 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
1093 For the big event I think I need something a bit more racy. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1094 Why yes I was born in a barn 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1095 My inseam? I'll need to call my blacksmith. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1096 Do you have anything in an oatmeal? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1097 Semi-formal” is open to interpretation, or so I’ve heard 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1098 I just wish it didn’t cost an arm and four legs. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1099 I’ve always preferred the classical fit. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1100 Father told me that new suits came with two pairs of pants way back when. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
1101 This is fine, all of my meetings are on Zoom now. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1102 Be honest, does this jacket make me look like an ass? 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1103 Let me see what you have in saddles” 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1104 I’m terribly sorry, sir, but we have a strict store policy against customers trying on pants without underwear... 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1105 Style in the front, business in the back. 1.2114 0.04654 123 103 14 6
1106 What do you think: English or Western saddle? 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
1107 I like to mix and match. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1108 A perfect fit. And would you believe, it’s half off? 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
1109 It’s business in front, pony in the back. 1.2114 0.04795 123 104 12 7
1110 Hold on a second, I gotta take a massive shit on your floor. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1111 I feel like a new half-man! 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
1112 This looks great. Now, what do have in four-legged pants? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1113 I hope people won't think I half-assed this suit 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1114 My fiancé wanted me to ask if you carry bridle accessories. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1115 36 in the front, 34 in the back. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1116 This is just right! We have tickets for centaur court at Wimbledon. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
1117 I'd like Ascot instead of a tie please. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1118 Do the two pairs of pants have to be the same size? 1.2105 0.04901 114 96 12 6
1119 Do you think it needs a belt? 1.2105 0.04901 114 96 12 6
1120 I’m getting married, do you have anything with a bridle? 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
1121 Yes, I've seen the meme, and how I wear my pants is my business. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1122 I understand you have a "Two-for-One" offer on the pants 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1123 Now have we decided where the cummerbund is going? 1.2101 0.04112 119 96 21 2
1124 And how much if I only need to get the second pair of pants altered? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
1125 You know, back in the old days good suits came with two pair of pants. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
1126 Do I look ridiculous with this tie? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
1127 Your dressing room is quite small. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1128 And I'll be needing two pair of pants. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1129 Most people think I am mispronouncing 'Senator' when I call 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
1130 I believe something in your RL Polo collection would work well. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1131 Can you tell me how this looks? They didn’t bother to draw my reflection. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1132 And my discount for foregoing the pants? 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1133 I was thinking of something a bit more mythical. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1134 Well, you know how it is when I find fitting pants, I usually buy two pairs. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1135 I think the collar's too tight---I'm feeling a little horse. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1136 When I say "neigh," it doesn't mean I don't like the suit. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1137 I think the vest makes me look like a horse's ass. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1138 Apologies for the mess in the fitting room. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1139 Foot loose and fancy-free! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1140 Do you have another pair of trousers that match? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
1141 The first thing my wife asks whenever she tries something on is if it makes her butt look big. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
1142 She's at the Bridle Shop. Then it's me to the blacksmith, and her to Jimmy Choo. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
1143 I assume two pairs of trousers accompany the coat ? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1144 I don't suppose that you have a matching saddle. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1145 These clothes makes me want to horse around. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1146 I’ve heard of clothes being half off but this is ridiculous! 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1147 Actually, no, there's no better half. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1148 A perfect Windsor knot. This isn't my first rodeo. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1149 Does this jacket make me look hippy? 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1150 I take a 42 extra long. 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
1151 I'll need an appointment with your farrier for taps. 1.2080 0.04859 125 107 10 8
1152 Do you think this is appropriate for the Derby? 1.2080 0.04724 125 106 12 7
1153 I'm only needing a white tie. I already have tails. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1154 Got anything in women's sizes? My lower half's a mare. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1155 Does this tie make me look like an ass? 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1156 Could you show me something in tails? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1157 You are a natural in tails. 1.2079 0.05507 101 87 7 7
1158 Wait, the suit is the same price even without the pants? 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
1159 As for the pants, I’m a thirty four non-regular. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1160 Does this tie compliment my ass? 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1161 Centauresses here I come!!! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1162 Will this go with saddle shoes? 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1163 Does sir dress to the left or to the right? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1164 I like it. Now, what do you have for pants? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1165 This is nice, but I think I prefer a jacket with tails. 1.2074 0.04595 135 115 12 8
1166 'Love the jacket, but I will need matching pants with four legs." 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1167 Of course this fits my style 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1168 Be honest, does this tie clash with my hooves? 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
1169 Very nice. And what can you show me in shoes? 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
1170 Excuse my voice. I'm a little hoarse today. 1.2069 0.04976 116 99 10 7
1171 No need for the trousers. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
1172 See? No reflection. I'm also a vampire. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1173 I said two pairs of leggings 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1174 …and could you give me that measurement in hands? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1175 Pretty spiffy but I need shoes. Do you have a blacksmith on duty? 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
1176 Is there a discount if I don’t get the trousers? 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1177 Is my tie off Centaur? 1.2066 0.04682 121 102 13 6
1178 Does this jacket make my ass look too big? 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1179 Are those saddles up front Louis Vitton? 1.2066 0.04682 121 102 13 6
1180 You really think I look good enough to stud? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1181 Do I look like a real stud or what 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1182 I’m still going to have to charge you for the pants. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
1183 I’m starting to feel like I have to choose between my love for hay and my love for fashion. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1184 Aren’t cummerbunds more appropriate with tails? 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1185 I’ll need some pants with a horse fly. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1186 One can't overdress for a parade. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1187 Where can I find your suits with 2 pairs of pants? 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1188 I was thinking something in a medium brown, with stirrups. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1189 I'll take it - with two pairs of pants. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1190 And what might you have in flymasks? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1191 Finally, tonight I will be the centaur of attention! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1192 Got any great ideas for the pants? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1193 As far as shoes go, do you have anything in titanium? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1194 Now, they can't recognize me. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1195 I was hoping to try something in tails 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1196 But does it go with my hooves? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1197 Does the gentleman dress gee or haw? 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
1198 Do I get a discount for not buying the pants? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
1199 WHAT? I can’t get the shoes here. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1200 What color shoes would you recommend? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1201 Would I need to buy two jackets to get a second pair of pants? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1202 The jacket looks great on you ,sir, but I think finding the right slacks may be a real challenge. 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
1203 Yes, this tie brings out just the right amount of animal in me. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1204 I'll take it if you'll give me two-for-one on the pants. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1205 I consider myself a clothes horse. 1.2054 0.05095 112 96 9 7
1206 Have I overlooked anything? 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1207 It's a trousers optional gala. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
1208 Does it make me look too long in the face? 1.2051 0.04937 117 100 10 7
1209 How soon can you have the pants ready? 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
1210 Is the tie too much? 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
1211 Does this suit come with two pair of slacks? 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
1212 Does this tie make my torso look long to you? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1213 Do you have it in anything that will match my hoofs? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1214 Do you thinks that this will make me the centaur of attention? 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
1215 Now do you have any pants that are 13 Hands? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1216 I live for separates sales. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1217 Looks great: Deliver it all to Mar a Lago along with two or three extra long red ties. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
1218 These equestrian awards dinners tend to get a bit formal. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1219 You wouldn't happen to offer any four piece suits? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1220 Are you sure the vest isn't too much? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1221 Finding the suit top is never the problem... 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1222 Shopping Centaur 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1223 I think we are going to need to alter the pants. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1224 usually I just horse around but the invitation said formal attire 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
1225 Now, what have you got that says 'party in the back?' 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1226 This will look great for the Winner's Circle at the Derby. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1227 You really do have the best deals on Mount Olympus.” 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1228 I like it, but does it come with two sets of pants? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1229 Very nice,but I guess I'll have to pass on the pants 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1230 Do these pants make my rear look big? 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1231 Measure me only for a suit coat and vest. I won't need trousers. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1232 Do you think it should be a bolo tie? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1233 Wrap it up and I'm off to the races. 1.2039 0.05228 103 88 9 6
1234 I would like the double pants option instead of the vest. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1235 My wife always did say I was a stallion in a suit. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1236 My boss is gonna get a kick out of this 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1237 I’ll take the jacket, the vest, two pairs of pants and a fly swatter. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
1238 Does this make my flank look fat? 1.2037 0.05054 108 92 10 6
1239 Does this come with an extra pair of pants? 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
1240 These mirrors always make me look like I have so many legs. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
1241 Now, perhaps you have something for my better half? 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
1242 For the stag party, one should be properly attired. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
1243 How easy is it to brush off cat hair? I'm dating a Nekomusume. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1244 If you suggest plaid, I’m afraid I’ll have to say, “neigh”. 1.2035 0.04894 113 96 11 6
1245 It's a little formal, I'd hate to stand out. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
1246 and the bride’s a unicorn! 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1247 I thnk it makes me look an ass 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
1248 Economically I tend to be conservative, but with everything else I tend towards the centaur. 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
1249 You were right. The pants did make my ass look too big. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1250 You want a ride home? 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1251 ''So I'm a clotheshorse, so what?" 1.2033 0.04892 123 106 9 8
1252 I'm not half the man I was before the pandemic. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1253 This doesn't make me look like an ass, right? 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1254 This suite is 50% off right? 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
1255 Can I get two jackets instead of the whole suit for the same price? 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
1256 My father was also a clothes horse. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
1257 Do you think the tie's a bit much? 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1258 I'd like to try on the trousers. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1259 I said I need the pants custom, not costume, made. Robert A. Jablon/rcjablon@aol.com/202-333-5332 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1260 I couldn’t quite figure out the pants. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1261 I’d like a slight break at the hooves. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1262 No trousers needed. But do you have anything in a tweed poop basket? 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
1263 I love it. How long will it take to have the pants altered? 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1264 I need it for my dad's birthday party. He's becoming a Centaurion. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1265 For a jacket like this, do you recommend pairing with pants or with a saddle? 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1266 I've met the tailor, now where's your farrier? 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1267 I can’t believe I like it on. I thought it would be a neigh. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1268 Yes, I completely understand the extra charge for altering the pants. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1269 My wife said I’d be less of an ass if I at least dressed well. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1270 Doesn’t it look sort of half-assed? 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1271 This jacket is certain to make you the centaur of attention 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1272 Even before I transitioned, I didn't feel a need for pants. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1273 And we won't be needing an inseam. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1274 ‘I want to make sure I look good, so let’s not half-ass this’ 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1275 Let's see if you have something that matches in the shoes department. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1276 I'll wear the pants the day you wear a saddle. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
1277 Does your buy-one, get-one-free deal on trousers include tailoring? 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
1278 I will need a matching saddle" 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1279 The jacket fits well,but the trousers are two legs short.... 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
1280 The jacket's fine. It is the pants I have trouble with. 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
1281 Do you carry pants in my size? 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
1282 Is the get-two-pants-with-every-jacket sale still on? 1.2018 0.05178 109 94 8 7
1283 Do you have anything in a slim-fit bridle? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
1284 With this suit, I'll be the 'centaur' of attention! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
1285 I’m not half the man I used to be. 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
1286 Sit. You said you would give your kingdom for a horse. So here we are! 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
1287 I'm the emperor's new clothes horse. 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
1288 Does this make me look mortal? 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
1289 I've always wanted to be the centaur of attention. 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
1290 You can get it for half off, sir. 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
1291 Urinals are a bitch. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
1292 And let me see four of your dress shoes. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
1293 OK the coat fits. Now let’s try on the pants. 1.2000 0.03831 110 88 22 0
1294 And I will need the customary 2 pairs of matching pants. 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
1295 Of course. Of course. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1296 Not two jackets... I asked for one jacket, two pairs of pants 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
1297 I believe your ad said that the second pair of trousers is free. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1298 A perfect fit! Now I just need your help with the pants. 1.2000 0.04020 100 80 20 0
1299 Now I just need some stylish horseshoes to match. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1300 Custom manure bag. Two pairs. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1301 I think vertical stripes draw the eyes down... What else do you have? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1302 Is your tailor good at adjusting the trousers? 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
1303 Does this make me look smart ? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1304 Does it make me look long in the face? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1305 I like it a lot, but I won't be needing the extra pair of pants. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1306 Of course I’ll need the pants let out. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1307 I'm lucky all of my meetings are over Zoom. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1308 Does this tie and vest combo make me look weird? 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
1309 Should I try on the trousers or just wear my tail in a chignon? 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
1310 Now I’m ready to trot. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
1311 I don’t want to stand out 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1312 I have always shopped at large men stores. 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
1313 I'll need two pairs, my good man. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1314 Do suits still come with two pairs of pants? 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1315 $350 for the jacket, ok, but $870 for the altered slacks?? 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
1316 Wait 'till you see my bride Lady Godiva! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1317 Now,what do you have for pants? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
1318 I think cuffs look better with my hooves. 1.2000 0.04020 100 80 20 0
1319 Now I look like a stallion. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
1320 How much without the pants? 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1321 I'd like to see something in your bridle line. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1322 I really don't care that it comes with two pairs of pants. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
1323 I'll take it; just alter the pants. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1324 Perfect, but what about the trousers? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1325 Is that inches, or hands? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1326 Tell the truth: Does this make my ass look big? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
1327 When she said, “I can’t wait to see your dressage,” I figured she plans to take me someplace fancy. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1328 Do you think I'm over dressaged? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
1329 My fiancée is an ass. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1330 Looks great. Any idea when my pants will be ready? 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
1331 The jacket fits great but the pants are a horse of a different color. Ed Neufeld Overland Park, KS 1.2000 0.05311 105 91 7 7
1332 Now, let's try the zebra lower half 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
1333 I’m afraid the pants are still at the tailor, sir, and the tailor is still frozen in a catatonic state of disbelief and teetering on the edge of madness. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
1334 The pants don’t fit, I’m afraid. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
1335 And my friends think THEY'RE well-groomed. 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
1336 How about pants in fawn 1.1983 0.04001 121 99 20 2
1337 Dressage is important to a horseman 1.1983 0.04931 116 100 9 7
1338 People say that vertical stripes make you look slimmer, but I think that's just a myth. 1.1983 0.04777 116 99 11 6
1339 It's a pity the pants did not fit. 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1340 I'm going to a Sabine Party and I think this will be perfect. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1341 Sorry about the mess in the fitting room. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
1342 Does it make my rear look big? 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1343 What do you mean you called a cab? I am my ride! 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
1344 How does it hang? 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1345 I can never find pants that fit in the seat. 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
1346 Sir if you are interested in two pairs of matching pants we'll throw in the extra legs for free 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
1347 And it comes with two pairs of pants? 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
1348 You're sure it doesn't make my haunches look big? 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
1349 My mother's getting remarried. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
1350 How is my tie compared to my ponytail? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
1351 I agree, sir - a stable genius has to look the part 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
1352 You’re sure the vest doesn’t make me look like a horse’s ass? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1353 Archie, just let me say there are secrets about Tuxedo Park that few people know. Can I trust you? 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
1354 You're in luck,sir. This suit comes with two pairs of pants. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1355 Do I look more like a stallion or an ass? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1356 Great fit, I suspect I will need the tailor for the trousers. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1357 Hold the pants, I am off to the races 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1358 The pants just didn’t fit at all. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1359 Does this outfit say "Stud" 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
1360 I won't be needing the pants. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
1361 I finally feel ready for the winner's circle. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1362 One last thing ….It screams Kilt 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
1363 Don’t need them. Zoom only shows upper body. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
1364 But the invitation says white tie and tail 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
1365 And you’re certain this blazer works just as well at the derby as the funerals immediately after? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1366 Obviously don't worry about the trousers 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
1367 You are certain it is made with no glue? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
1368 Does this jacket make me look pompous? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
1369 Clothes make the man, I always say. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
1370 It was at that moment that Harry realized he wasn’t wearing any pants 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
1371 Just the top today. I'm pulling the bride's chariot afterward. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
1372 I don't think we have any pants in your size. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1373 Tell me the truth. Does my ass look too big in this suit? 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1374 Now if you can direct me to the farrier. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1375 Perfect. A Mr. Minotaur will be in later for the pants. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
1376 Two pairs of slacks should do it. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
1377 No. Buying two pairs of slacks won't help in this case. Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
1378 Is the suit half-off? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
1379 Now, if you could please point me in the direction of your blacksmith. 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
1380 How about a top hat to go with the tail? 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
1381 I love the suit, but it has to come with the extra pair of trousers. 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
1382 You don’t think this tie makes me look like an ass? 1.1964 0.04718 112 95 12 5
1383 I won’t be needing pants: I’m going to Burning Man 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
1384 My fiancée wants me to wear this on the bridle path. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
1385 And you’re certain it comes with two pair of pants, yes 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1386 If the price is for jacket and two pairs of trousers, I fail to see why I can’t buy jacket and one pair of four-legged trousers for the same price. 1.1964 0.04886 112 96 10 6
1387 I believe there is other criteria to become a stud but you do look good Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1388 Two pair of pants? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1389 Does this make me look heavy? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1390 No, I am not interested in your jockey short collection! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
1391 My jockey will love it 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1392 Now for my wedding shoes. Um,what floor did you say your blacksmith was located on? 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1393 I'm looking for something that's going to make people take notice. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1394 This was the easy part. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1395 Is my tie straight? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1396 And you’re in luck, we’re having a two-for-one deal on pants today! 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
1397 Do you have something in a 42 stallion? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1398 Does this come in camel instead of horse hair? I identify as bi-mammal. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
1399 Buy the matching pants?!? I say “neigh, sir, neigh!” 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1400 Does this make my ass look big? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
1401 So it's half off if I buy 2? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1402 I agree argyle socks would be stunning but maybe just a bit too much. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1403 Now, what do you have in a four-legged Jodhpur? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1404 How did you guess that I was Greek? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1405 If you thought gelding was hard, try tying a Double Windsor. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1406 It’s a little tight in the chest. So, I’m worried the pants won’t fit. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1407 What about the pants? 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
1408 And two pair of wingtips in a 4 wide. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
1409 ' The real challenge will be getting the right color to accentuate my eyes" 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
1410 Does the striped vest make me look like a jackass? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
1411 The jacket is fine. Can you alter the pants? 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
1412 Yes, I hang to the rear 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1413 Why, a clothes-horse of course! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1414 You can donate the pants to the Minotaur. He'll be in soon. 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
1415 And I'm assuming the suit is half off? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1416 Which side does sir dressage on? 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1417 Yes to the extra trousers. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1418 I may have been raised in a barn, but I don't look like I was. 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
1419 Do the pants have to match? 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
1420 Being a Centaur, one develops a fashion horse-sense. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1421 Excuse me, I meant bridal party not path. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1422 Alterations are included. You'll need extra room in the seat. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1423 Without a tie - I just feel half-naked. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1424 Can you show me something in another color? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1425 Bring me four patent leather horseshoes and I'll be all set. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1426 Can you recommend a nice horseshoe to match? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1427 Do you think it will help me get noticed? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1428 Time to show 'em what they've been missing on Zoom. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1429 Do I need different shoes with this outfit? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1430 It would beHOOVE you to give me good service. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1431 Do you think this makes me look like a stud? 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
1432 This doesn’t make my ass look too big? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1433 I’m aiming more for tailored gentleman rather than horse’s ass. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1434 This is all I need for my Dressage event 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1435 Thanks for your help. My wife always gets on my back about the alterations. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1436 You don't happen to have this same jacket in 100% horse hair, Do You? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1437 Does it clash with my shoes? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1438 The event will take place over zoom. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1439 Do you have this in Dapple Grey? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1440 When you alter the pants don't forget about my ponytail. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1441 Does this tie match my hooves? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1442 A Derby hat of course. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1443 Yes, I would like my pants hemmed. What made you ask? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1444 They say the suit makes the man 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
1445 Does this tie make me look like a horse's ass? 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
1446 Excellent, shall we proceed to bridle wear? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
1447 I'm transitioning to Senator. 1.1933 0.04665 119 102 11 6
1448 A tie always makes me feel a little horse. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
1449 Sorry but my throat’s horse today! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1450 I'm getting mare-eed." 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
1451 I need something classy; I'm tired of being called a horse's ass. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1452 I'll need to consult my wife first. I never make a decision without considering my better half. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1453 I think I'd be more comfortable in something a bit more...ah... sporty 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
1454 These will do quite well, thank you. Now could you tell me what floor your farrier is on. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
1455 And now for the perfect shoes. 1.1930 0.04806 114 98 10 6
1456 tip-top centaur-top 1.1930 0.04806 114 98 10 6
1457 Pants or no pants, what do you think? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1458 It's really me, isn't it? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
1459 Does this tie make me look too fat? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
1460 I usually go for hot to trot, but this makes me feel quite dashing. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
1461 You're looking for a business on top, party on the bottom type of suit, sir? 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
1462 Now, how about something for the tail? 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
1463 The advantage is never having to worry about wrinkled trousers." " 1.1927 0.03795 109 88 21 0
1464 Should I lose the beard? 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
1465 Do you have anything for the rear-end? 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
1466 Off to the races I see. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
1467 And I save a lot of money on pants. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
1468 Don’t bother, she wears the pants. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
1469 Can I get a store credit for the pants”? Jeff Manly Toronto, On 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1470 Actually, I'd like to try the Centaur vent. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
1471 ”What do you think, vest or no vest? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1472 Glad I found you. Most places don't sell separates. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1473 The animal rights people insist that I get matching trousers. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
1474 How much does half of this suit cost? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
1475 That's the last time Jared Leto outdoes me at the Met Gala. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1476 I love your policy of two pair of trousers 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1477 You know, this isn't my first rodeo." 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1478 Thank goodness the dress code calls for tails! 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
1479 Does it make me look too civilized? 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1480 Yes, it's perfect -- I'll be the centaur of attention!! 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1481 What...is it the tie? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
1482 Now that I've stopped blaming my parents, I dress better. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1483 I'm tired of chasing women. I want them chasing me. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1484 Well, for this black-tie wedding, I should go with the tails. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1485 SureI got a great deal on the suit, but the shoes are gonna cost me double. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1486 Much better. My old outfit was so tacky. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
1487 The sport coat is fine but the trousers need more leggings. 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
1488 Yes on the jacket, neigh on the pants. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
1489 You know, I've been voted Best Dressed Centaur five years in a row. 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
1490 I heard about the sale and hoofed it over. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
1491 I'm likely your only customer not requiring tails. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
1492 What say you: Yea or neigh? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
1493 Even though I’m not getting pants, you can still touch my genitals if you’d like. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
1494 I saw the jackets are buy one get one free,what about the shoes? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
1495 Pardon, where is your outdoor toilet? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
1496 Yes, the suit with two pair of pants, how did you know? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
1497 Can I get another jacket instead of the pants? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
1498 No thanks, I think trousers instead of a saddle might confuse people." 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
1499 The salesman said the suit would be a 'neigh-perfect' fit! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
1500 Does your two for one sale extend to trousers? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
1501 I think I'll go for the plus fours 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
1502 And you don't think the stripes make me look too much like a jockey? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
1503 This look good but if you tailored the pants I'll be really impressed. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
1504 Yes I guess you could say that I'm a bit of a clothes horse 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
1505 You’re in luck! Our pant legs are on a Buy Two Get Two special! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
1506 Does this come in a 44 extra legs? 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
1507 I won’t be needing the trousers. What do you have in blankets? 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
1508 Only in NYC 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
1509 Yeah, this is what I got for my wish to be faster on my feet. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1510 Can we try this in a furlong? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1511 The inseam is easy but the rise is hard to fit." 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
1512 Do I get a discount for not taking the two pair of pants? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1513 and he said why the long face ? " 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1514 I have good news and bad news. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1515 Most of my friends have a rustic style. I prefer satyrial elegance. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1516 I'm looking for a tie that says, I don't give rides! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1517 Your half-off special suits me completely. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1518 I’m sure to be the centaur of attention in this suit! 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1519 Do you think this makes my ass look big? 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
1520 I suppose I can get the trouserless discount? 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
1521 Now we'll see if the Sirens can resist me. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
1522 Be honest sir, “Do I look like an ass in this jacket?” 1.1909 0.04917 110 95 9 6
1523 Does it come with two pairs of trousers? 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
1524 I feel like my classmates will still recognize me. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
1525 Donald Trump raped me! 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
1526 Do you carry pants with a 188 waist? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1527 It's easy-peasy to be an anchor, but I hate it when they trot me out for galas. 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
1528 You're right. Tails would have been too formal. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
1529 I’ll take this one. It shows off my backside. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
1530 You were right, the waistcoat really does pull it all together. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
1531 The jacket I can likely wear off the rack,but the pants might need a slight alteration. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
1532 I’ll need two pairs of pants 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
1533 Yes, thanks. I will need the second pair of pants. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1534 I can never decide. Should the pants go in front or in back? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1535 And the trousers to go with this? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1536 Truthfully,does it make my butt look big? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1537 A good-looking stud, wouldn't you agree? 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1538 do you have an associate who rides? 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
1539 I raced in for the two-for-one sale. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1540 It's OK but it doesn't do a thing for my Ass. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1541 I can’t remember when or why the MET Gala became such a show pony event. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
1542 Now for the trousers. Do I dress right rear, left rear, right front or left front? 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
1543 I am not a fool. I want something off the rack. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
1544 Does this tie make it look like I have fewer legs? 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
1545 Does this jacket make me look like a horse’s arse? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
1546 Tell me the truth. Do I look like a jackass in this get up? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
1547 Why yes, in fact, my parents did have a mixed marriage. My mother is Irish and my father is Italian. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1548 Have you ever mucked out a dressing room before? 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1549 Is this what the herd is wearing to blend in these days? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
1550 Left, right or straight down, sir? 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1551 This outfit is perfect! Do I get half price on the suit, since I won't be needing the trousers? 1.1892 0.03734 111 90 21 0
1552 ' I need to pay double for the pants? I'm a naysayer , I say , neighsayer to that. Nay! Neigh!' 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1553 Just how flexible IS your alterations department? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1554 Trousers to the rear my good sir. Cuff. Single break. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1555 I thought the suit came with two pair of trousers. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
1556 It's just a bit tight through the withers. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1557 And can you front the kilt with an oatmeal bag? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1558 I was attracted by the “two pair of pants with every jacket” offer. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
1559 My dance partner says I have two left feet. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1560 Whatever happened to suits with two pairs of pants? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
1561 I'm preparing for next year's Met Gala theme - "You can dress the man but can you dress the ass" 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1562 And I’m gonna need shoes… 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
1563 I insist I am NOT horsing around, I am simply very particular in how I look 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
1564 I won’t be needing the second pair of pants. Or the first. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
1565 You can eliminate the zipper! 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
1566 Can I get half off on the suit? 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
1567 Do you have something a little more mythical? 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
1568 I'll need a matching pair of trousers. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
1569 And now, how about some shoes? 1.1887 0.03818 106 86 20 0
1570 No thanks, I always go commando. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
1571 I can’t decide; tail in or tail out on the pants? 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
1572 I don’t supposed you have my pants size? 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
1573 Does this come with a matching feedbag? 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
1574 Do I get a discount without the trousers? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
1575 do you have pants on sale two for one? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
1576 Fabulous. I’ll take this one. And two pairs of matching trousers, please. Let your tailor know I’ll need them both made extra high-waisted, with a large hole in the back. 1.1885 0.03918 122 101 19 2
1577 I gave up horse racing for a legal career. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
1578 It's going to be the wedding of the centaury. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
1579 Shall we look at some trousers now? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
1580 I placed a bet on myself 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
1581 Of course I want the matching pants. What do I look like, an animal? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
1582 Just look at me in all my satyr-ial splendor! 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
1583 I'm here for the sale of the centaur-y 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
1584 I'll need to have the trousers altered. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
1585 Give me the pants Jerry, I WANT TO TRY ON THE PANTS! 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
1586 It behooves me to say that it's a little tight around the withers. Could I get a size up? 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
1587 You measured in hands,right? 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
1588 We've been pushing for diversity and inclusion for thousands of years but finally, it was the WFH trend that opened whole new career horizons for us. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
1589 Would you like the matching bottoms as well? 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
1590 Now you're sure about the inseam measurement? 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
1591 Is the tie too loud? I don’t like to draw attention. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
1592 Do you have any matching pants? 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
1593 You should see what the bridesmaids will be wearing.” 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1594 I assume it’s half price? 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
1595 So, I’m the guy who called this morning about your two-pants suit sale. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1596 It's important I make an impression. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
1597 And, how much to alter the slacks? 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
1598 They’ll say you’re compensating for something… but they’ll be confused about what. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
1599 Does my ass look big in this 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
1600 I'm not just horsing around here, get me some four-legged pants. 1.1869 0.04992 107 93 8 6
1601 I'm a horse, I dress left. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1602 Being front has its benefits. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1603 My jockey has the same vest. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1604 Do you think the tail is overly formal? 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
1605 Too racy? 1.1869 0.04992 107 93 8 6
1606 Does this tie come in white? I already have the tails. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
1607 You have a tailor who can alter the pants ? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
1608 It’s a little tight around the withers but I gotta run. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
1609 ...and two pairs of trousers please. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
1610 I just don’t think the camel hair is me. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
1611 To which side do I dress? Well, sir, you can plainly see it is a little more complicated than that! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
1612 To the left. Quite far to the left, actually. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1613 Do you know your approximate inseams? 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
1614 With two pairs of pants? 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1615 No, this red tie won't do. I don't want my peers to think I'm centaur-right. 1.1864 0.04654 118 102 10 6
1616 I won't need the trousers. 1.1863 0.05163 102 89 7 6
1617 …and I assure you that everything below the waist is anatomically accurate. Everything. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
1618 I’m good on pants, but do you have any shoes? 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1619 I'm an ass man 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1620 Kentucky Derby Black Tie and Tails 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
1621 I can't remember if the invitation said semi-formal or semi-horse. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1622 I'm aiming for dressage but not overly dressy. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
1623 On Zoom, clothes make a man. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
1624 It's nice but I prefer tails. 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
1625 My jockey wants me to look my best for the photo finish. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
1626 Sorry, but a two pants suit is a special order. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
1627 I'm going for the "distinguished gentleman meets wild stallion" look. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
1628 I feel like I’m a Capricorn trying to pass as a Sagittarian. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1629 . “We’ll throw in the second pair of shoes no charge”. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1630 Sadly, it’s for 7 different funerals on my mother’s side. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
1631 Stomp twice if it’s a good fit sir. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
1632 It’s so much better without the pants. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
1633 I prefer this to the bow tie. I wouldn't want to stand out. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
1634 Do I dress to the left? No, more to the back. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
1635 Do you have this in leather? 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
1636 Yes, I am a bit of a clothes horse. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1637 I like it, but I must admit I had my doubts with the formality of tails. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1638 I know, all horse except where it matters. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
1639 Can you put a rush on it? I'm in the third at Pimlico in an hour. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
1640 I'll need help with the trousers. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1641 Would a bow tie look better with this? 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
1642 I said to myself, “You’re 40–time to stop horsing around in business casual.” 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1643 Maybe an ascot for the Kentucky Derby. 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
1644 Perfect! A tailcoat tux just didn't feel right. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1645 No more horsing around. This is the one! 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1646 I love the jacket, but I'm going to have to say neigh on the pants. 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
1647 Does this make me look two-legged? 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
1648 Yes sir , formal wear is half off at Centaury 21. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1649 Will this be half off? 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1650 You're SURE it comes with two pairs of pants? 1.1852 0.04948 108 94 8 6
1651 I had to hoof it over here right from work. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1652 Do you have one that doesn’t shout "Horse"? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1653 The invitation said white tie and tails. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
1654 Maybe an ascot? Because that's where I'm going. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1655 This suit comes with 2 pair of trousers correct? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1656 The pantless suit is the perfect choice in comfort for the Derby Days of spring. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1657 Do you have this in a 44 furlong? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
1658 How did you hear about the Clyde-sale? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
1659 I think this tie really pulls it together. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
1660 I want to blend in with the herd. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
1661 No, I’m afraid we don’t have a litter box. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
1662 I believe the trousers will need some tailoring. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
1663 It comes with a extra pair of pants I hope? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
1664 ...and when do I hear back about the trousers?” 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
1665 I'll take it...and 2 pairs of pants. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
1666 Can I get two pair of matching spats? 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
1667 Now, the trousers might be a bit tricky. 1.1845 0.05116 103 90 7 6
1668 Well, this fits. Now the fun part. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
1669 You don't think this one makes me look a bit too hot to trot? 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
1670 Can I forego the slacks in exchange for credit toward a second pair of shoes? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
1671 Do you have anything in a size Stallion? This one makes me look like an ass… 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
1672 Is this too conservative? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1673 Do you think this makes me look fat? 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
1674 Do you have it in Chestnut or Bay ? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1675 It really has a ‘business in the front, polo in the back’ feel to it 1.1842 0.04755 114 99 9 6
1676 You can skip the tails. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
1677 Nigel, does my bum look big in this? 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1678 I'm a self made man. The rest of my family are all asses. 1.1840 0.04598 125 109 9 7
1679 I'm afraid the pants will have to be custom! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
1680 Kinda plain. Do you have something that separates me from the herd? 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
1681 I won’t be needing trousers since I’ll only be on zoom. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
1682 Top hat, too? Don't be absurd, man. I'd look like a horse's ass. 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
1683 Do you have a saddle to match? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
1684 I'm going to need your help with the shoes. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
1685 This one humanizes me a bit more. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
1686 How does my ass look? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
1687 It’s my first Derby. 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
1688 I REMEMBER WHEN SUITS CAME WITH TWO PAIR OF PANTS 1.1837 0.05299 98 86 6 6
1689 I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
1690 Looks great! Now for the shoes. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
1691 Splended! and now for the trousers 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
1692 This a good look for my zoom meeting tomorrow? 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
1693 I guess you could call me a clothes horse. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
1694 i won’t need pants. it’s for a zoom event 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
1695 I expect to pay half price. 1.1835 0.03725 109 89 20 0
1696 Prêt à porter has always been challenging for me with my awkward body. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
1697 This feels great. Now, what do you have in hoofs? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
1698 Are you sure it’s not too hit or myth? 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
1699 Very nice. When will the trousers be ready? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
1700 Stud" on top, "ready to stud" on the bottom 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
1701 It's not two jackets I need. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
1702 Can I get the trousers altered for my Minotaur friend? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
1703 Fine. And now...underpants? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
1704 I think the pants will need to be let out. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
1705 You're sure this suit comes with two pairs of pants? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
1706 Can you substitute a feedbag for the trousers? 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
1707 No - I'm the one who's marrying the groom 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
1708 I Hope I am not too overdressed,I would hate to make an ass out of myself! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
1709 And this jacket actually comes with a second pair of pants! 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
1710 I want to look sophisticated, but not like a globe trotter. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
1711 What do you recommend by way of slacks? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
1712 Sorry...when I asked for a pair of pants I meant two. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
1713 Business up front, party at the fetlocks 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
1714 How much to alter the pants? 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
1715 Does the beard make this look more ironic? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
1716 The pant sale is two-for-one, right? 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
1717 I said 'centaur.' Not 'senator.' 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
1718 Now I've just got to consult my better half. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
1719 One or two pair of trousers? 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
1720 With two pair of pants, right? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
1721 I like it, but I’m really going for something that just screams stud? 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
1722 I'm being interviewed for the CEO position at the DNA experimentation laboratory. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
1723 I saw the ad for a jacket and two pairs of pants. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
1724 Her profile says she is looking for a hoofer. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
1725 I’m here to put the “dash” in haberdashery! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
1726 I feel like a whole new half-man! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
1727 I suppose now you'll saddle me with the bill 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
1728 I've changed from Independent to Democrat. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
1729 Would you like pants with that? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
1730 Blazer was actually my racing name 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
1731 The pony tail goes perfectly with this outfit. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
1732 I feel like a new manimal! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
1733 My mother was a Democrat. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
1734 I'm a little worried the tie is shouting, "Look at me! I'm not like other guys!" 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
1735 I’ll give you two pairs of pants for the price of one 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
1736 Yeah, do you have those in a 324 x 34? 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
1737 My parents are among the intellectual elite in Texas. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
1738 Gotta run! Have an appointment with the blacksmith for some new shoes! 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
1739 Do I get a discount if I skip the pants? 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
1740 On top of that, I'm the only one I know who still wears a tie. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
1741 Tell me is this tie okay? Yeah or neigh? 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
1742 Any chance you can throw in the Derby Hat I saw in the window? 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
1743 But you advertised TWO pairs of pants with this suit. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
1744 With this getup I'll finally be recognized as the Stable Genius. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
1745 Do you have this in palomino? 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
1746 Shouldn't the jacket cover my ass? 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
1747 Not to be a horses ass,but do you have this tie in brown? 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
1748 Royal Ascot's dress code gets stricter every year. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
1749 I don’t know…. You sure it’s not too much? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
1750 The invitation said, “Tails Optional”. I RSVP, “LOL, Bro!” 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
1751 Dressed like this, I'll be the centaur of attention. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
1752 Mind if I give it a little gallop? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
1753 Nice, but I'd hate to be saddled with only one jacket. 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
1754 Are you sure this is Polo? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
1755 I’ll take this one. It makes me look like less of an ass. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
1756 Will it be ready in time for the Met Gallop? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
1757 I reckon the tailor is feckless to the pants challenge 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
1758 Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the studlyest in the stall? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
1759 You did say two for the price of one" - "For today only, sir 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
1760 Now I'm thinking the vest might be too distracting. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
1761 Do you have a jacket with tails? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
1762 What do you have for a horse’s ass… 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
1763 Do you have shoes to match in my size? 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
1764 What do you have in shoes? 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
1765 Don't you have a proper cheval mirror? 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
1766 Does this vest make me look horsey-assed? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
1767 It's a little tight in the crotch. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
1768 Clothes make the man, shoes make the horse. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
1769 What about shoes? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
1770 Does this jacket make my haunches look big? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
1771 You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to find a suit that fits this well! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
1772 It's perfect. Does it come with an extra pair of pants? 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
1773 Might you have something in a neigh-ru style? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
1774 I prefer the centaur mirror. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
1775 I’ll certainly be the centaur of attention now. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
1776 I appreciate your fashion advice but it seems we have different definitions of the horsey set. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
1777 Is the knot centaured? 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
1778 Do you have shoes to match? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
1779 Any chance I can get half off on your 50%-Off Sale? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
1780 And, perchance, do you carry manly colognes? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
1781 Might you have a tie of a different color? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
1782 I was hot to trot the moment I saw her. That’s when I knew. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
1783 I appreciate the gesture, but I've failed the mirror test 30 times already. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
1784 Show me your finest four-piece suit. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
1785 I always shop on Rodeo Drive. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
1786 Thanks, but I'm good in the tails department. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
1787 Too rural? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
1788 As for the trousers, how good is your tailor? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1789 You look like a stud! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1790 No, I’ll stick with the bow tie. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1791 I'll also need shoes if you could direct me to your blacksmith. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1792 Does this tie go well with my tail? 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1793 Yes, it's still two for one on trousers. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
1794 Now I would like to see some ties that would go well with my tail. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1795 This one is a bit tight. Do you have something with a horse collar? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1796 Do you have the trousers in thirtity-thirtity-four? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1797 Come to think of it, I probably do need this jacket vented. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1798 This is great. Now let's see the western look. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1799 Excellent choice. I was afraid you'd want a different color. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1800 Unfortunately, one of the side effects of ivermectin! 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
1801 Do you think your blacksmith can outfit me in some darker shoes? 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
1802 I'm starting to think that maybe I actually am a clothes horse. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
1803 Now let's talk to the farrier about shoes. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
1804 I only ever wear tails. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
1805 I need these for a new social media photo; currently I may appear too "hot to trot". 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
1806 It's perfect, help me reach my wallet and we can settle up." 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
1807 Can you let those out? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
1808 The New Yorker hasn't been the same since their head office was moved to Stamford 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
1809 Than you, Geeves, I've been named the best dressed candidate in the gallop poll! 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
1810 I require a pair of a pair of pants. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
1811 Nice! What do you have in matching trousers? 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
1812 Love the jacket! Does it come with two pairs of pants? 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
1813 Which makes me more, shall we say, hot to trot? Windsor or Kennedy? 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
1814 Does the vest make me look like a jockey? 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
1815 Excellent! Now please show me your finest saddles. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
1816 What do you have in matching saddlebags? 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
1817 Dress for the fantasy you want, not the fantasy you got, is what I say. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
1818 Will that be all,sir ? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
1819 I need something appropriate for running the Belmont 1.1778 0.05377 90 79 6 5
1820 Does the suit come with four pairs of pants? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
1821 I used to pull a hansom cab. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
1822 No, you heard me correctly. I’m a 40 horizontal. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
1823 Now, were you thinking aluminum or steel for the shoes? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
1824 Is it me, or is there something odd about this mirror? 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
1825 I will need some extra leg. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
1826 It's the stripes eah? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
1827 To let you know, I quit my last job because they called me a Jackass! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
1828 It’s good and all, but it kind of contrasts with my fur. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
1829 I'm looking for a suit that really sets me apart from the crowd. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
1830 The zipper is going to be a problem. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
1831 Do you have an on-site farrier? 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
1832 I was expecting a more stallion look. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
1833 Yes, perfect! It says grandstand on the top and Lane 2 on the bottom. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
1834 Does it make me look like a stud? 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
1835 I identify as mixed race. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
1836 Let’s see what the pants look like first. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
1837 Does this tie make my ass look big? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
1838 No pants. Even if I could reach the fly I'd still have to pee like a race horse. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
1839 I’ve never been much of a clotheshorse. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
1840 I’m just not sure it works with my shoes. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
1841 Will this help me blend in? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
1842 Have you a tie which goes with my tail? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
1843 May I see how it feels in the paddock? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
1844 I'm looking for something Italian. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
1845 Do you think king Charles will notice I grew a beard? 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
1846 Will people notice I’m not wearing pants? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
1847 No, no need for pants. But I will need some new shoes. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
1848 I'd love it if you could just let this out a little bit. And double the pants. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
1849 It's the tie that makes the man. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
1850 Business up front, horseplay in back 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
1851 I always though tailors where a myth. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
1852 You'll be the centaur of attention as always, sir. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
1853 Does this suit make me look bottom heavy? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
1854 This one's cut kind of skimpy. Let me try on the 38 Long. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
1855 I thought you said the suit was bespoke? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
1856 I'll be the best-looking swinging dick in the place. 1.1765 0.05103 102 90 6 6
1857 Business in the front. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
1858 Ah, Mr. Sagittarius, is it that time of the year already? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
1859 Do you think it ovrrstates that I'm a gelding? 1.1765 0.05103 102 90 6 6
1860 It fits great. Do you have it in palomino? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
1861 Anything with a leather collar? 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
1862 Ok...now for the trousers! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
1863 I do this to get their attention and show that I'm approachable. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1864 When it comes to bespoke suits, Jarvis, you certainly don't horse around' 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
1865 I so gear my fashions selections to ties and tails. 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
1866 You look out of this world. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
1867 Heyyyy 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
1868 Terrific! Do you also offer grooming? 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
1869 I know you suggested a top hat and tails, but I’ve already got that covered. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
1870 I'll also need two pair of shoes. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
1871 I always have trouble finding the right tie. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
1872 Be honest—the vest is a bit too much, right? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
1873 We also have a matching bridle. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
1874 I have this recurring nightmare that I am fully clothed in public. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1875 Do you think this outfit will make me the centaur of attention at the office party? 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
1876 You know I took a shower in a previous cartoon. 1.1754 0.04535 114 99 10 5
1877 You don’t think it makes my butt look big? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1878 I''ll also need a couple pairs of shoes. 1.1753 0.05079 97 85 7 5
1879 I'm hoping it is snazzy enough to draw the attention upwards 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
1880 But does it clash with my shoes? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1881 Alterations for the pants are taking longer than anticipated. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
1882 I do not need any pants since I work remotely 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
1883 I'll also require a crown. Preferably a triple. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
1884 I'm marrying a jockey so we'll have to coordinate with her silks. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
1885 Thankfully the invite just said "jacket and tie." 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1886 And your sale includes two pairs of pants? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1887 I’m getting married , and my bride insists that I be well-groomed. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1888 Camel hair? Really 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
1889 Hey, no pants works for Donald Duck, you know. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
1890 Could I possibly get two pairs of pants with this? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
1891 Back in the day, a second pair of trousers were included. 1.1750 0.05839 80 71 4 5
1892 Tie or no tie? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
1893 Just on the pants, two of my legs are shorter than the others. 1.1750 0.04532 120 105 9 6
1894 «I know the suit was half off but do you think we can make a special arrangement?” 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1895 Okay, now let's talk shoes 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
1896 I'll pony up the cash later. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
1897 I'll take the tie. But I've got the tails covered. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
1898 Do two pairs of pants come with this suit? 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
1899 I suppose alterations on the trousers will cost extra. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
1900 I'm looking for a long jacket with an opening in the back. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
1901 Are you sure it doesn't make my bottom look too big? 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
1902 Dressed or undressed, I’m still not sure if I should use the sidewalk or bike lane. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
1903 The GOP never has this problem. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
1904 Whenever I get in front of a mirror I wish I had my blinders on. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
1905 Keep the knot in the centaur? Is that some kind of joke? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
1906 I have my own shoes. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
1907 Please make the pants break at the my ankles. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
1908 The tie is attractive, but will it reach the hitching post? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
1909 This will do. And now I need a skirt and four matching high heel shoes and please don't judge. 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
1910 Simple. I wear a 2nd pair, tail through the zipper. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
1911 Doordash should arrive soon with my garland of roses. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
1912 Does this top accentuate my ass? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
1913 Maybe something that draws the eye up. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
1914 It's a good thing this suit comes with two pairs of pants. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
1915 I going to need as bit more room in the legs. I'm a runner. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
1916 Does this horse body make my tie look skinny? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
1917 And you're positive I don't need pants? 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
1918 I should have mentioned I'm shopping for a two-pant suit. 1.1743 0.04671 109 95 9 5
1919 I want people to say 'That Jacquie Shortz sure knows how to dress!' 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
1920 My job? I'm a TV news anchor. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
1921 How experienced is your tailor? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
1922 I needed the black tie; I already have the tail. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
1923 I don't know. Do you think the vest is too maverick? 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
1924 Excellent. Now, what do you have in shoes? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
1925 Yeah, I'm totally remote now, on Zoom all day. . . so no trousers, thanks, this will do 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
1926 Does it make my legs look longer? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
1927 If I must be a hallucination, I prefer to be a well dressed one. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
1928 Does this jacket make my legs look too short? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
1929 No worries. All my meetings are on Zoom. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
1930 The dress code calls for top hats and tails. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1931 Do you have something better suited for the rein? 1.1735 0.05030 98 86 7 5
1932 . . . and I'll take the four-trouser option. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1933 You advertised that it came with a pair of pants. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
1934 But does it make my ass look big? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1935 ‘Does this tie go with tails?’ 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
1936 Do you carry saddles? 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
1937 Do you think the tie is too much with the tail? 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
1938 Perfect fit up top. Now, do you have any pants that won’t make my ass look big? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1939 I think I'm going to need to go bespoke 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
1940 I would like to see something that accentuates my withers. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1941 I want honest feedback. No horsing around! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1942 Do you have a pair of matching pants with the fly in the rear? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1943 Excuse the whisper⏤I'm a little horse. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
1944 I think this one draws attention to my ass. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1945 Cuffs or plain? 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
1946 Do you have a matching feedbag? 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
1947 'The 'centaur' brand always suits you best Sir' 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1948 So is a Windsor knot the best or is that just a myth. 1.1731 0.05010 104 92 6 6
1949 Hoarse? Oh, it’s just allergies. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1950 Chimeric hybrids occur when evolution comes to a spork in the road. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
1951 It’s Mythical Chic 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
1952 You still get full commission, right? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
1953 Which inseam? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
1954 It's a very nice fit, sir." I'm sure you'll be the centaur of attention at the wedding. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
1955 Do you sell pants? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
1956 So, you're sure it's a neigh on the half-off deal? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
1957 What pants will work best? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
1958 I’ll take it but you’ll need to alter the pants for my friend the Minotaur. We go halfsies on bespoke suits. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
1959 And I don't have to buy a belt, either. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
1960 I think the vest is a very stable look. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
1961 Does the tie clash with the shoes? 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
1962 I like pants, but they split down the homestretch. 1.1724 0.05473 87 77 5 5
1963 Do you think an ascot would be more appropriate? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
1964 WILL IT BE THE USUAL $3,500 PANT ALTERATION FEE? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
1965 I assume it comes with two pair of pants. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
1966 And you sat this tie doubles as a whip 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
1967 Sir, it's really not polite to stare at me below my waist. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
1968 Could you tailor the pants with a bigger zipper. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
1969 I'll need some tailoring on the second pair of pants. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
1970 Neither Left nor Right; Simply Down…WAY DOWN! 1.1724 0.05473 87 77 5 5
1971 How come no reflections in your mirrors? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
1972 Throw in a scarf and I'll give you a ride home. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
1973 This is what happens if you fall asleep reading Kafka. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
1974 I understand that all your finer suits come with two pairs of pants. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
1975 Buy three pant legs and get the fourth one free. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
1976 Do you have one that comes with a tail? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
1977 Believe it or not I get alot of swipes on Bumble. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
1978 I like the tie. Can you find a feedbag that matches it? 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
1979 Do you have a matching saddle for my fiancee. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
1980 I’m thinking a four-in-hand knot is more appropriate. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1981 I'll just need to cut a small hole for the tail. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1982 To think I used to say "Always the groom's horse, never the groom!" 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
1983 Obviously I’m a member of the bridal party 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
1984 No, I don’t need a top hat, and I already have the tails. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1985 Does this tie slim my haunches? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
1986 I don't need the jockey shorts 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1987 I apologize for my speech, I'm dealing with a horse throat. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
1988 I like the top, but I'm having a hard time finding the right bottom. 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
1989 I like it! Now I need a couple pair of pants! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
1990 Like me, finding a decent suit is a myth. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1991 A saddle wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
1992 I don't know what 'dressage' is, but I'm making an educated guess! 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
1993 Not Senator, my Man. 1.1717 0.04982 99 87 7 5
1994 So, why the long coat? 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
1995 How much for just the top half? 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
1996 Don't worry about dressing to the left or to the right. It doesn't apply to me. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
1997 This suit comes with two pairs of pants, yes? 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
1998 Half price if I don't buy the trousers, right ? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
1999 What trousers work for meeting colleagues who only know me from the waist up? 1.1714 0.04777 105 92 8 5
2000 Perfect timing sir! You’re just in time for our half off sale. 1.1714 0.04777 105 92 8 5
2001 Alter the pants and have them sent to my stable. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2002 It's the pants that I always have a problem with 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2003 A lot fuller, then, and with a hole for the tail 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2004 And where do I put my wallet? 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2005 My inseam is rather complicated. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2006 Greek mythology is not looking so ancient now, is it? 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2007 Enjoy the bridle shower. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2008 Might you know anyone who's a horse's ass and could use a nice pair of slacks? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2009 How about some plus-fours to complete the outfit? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2010 And the pants? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2011 Do you think I’m in time for the Kentucky Derby? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2012 Do these lapels make my ass look big?" 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
2013 I think the tie's the real attention-getter. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2014 It certainly does behoove you. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2015 And you said the pants were “two for one?” 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2016 You had me at 50% off. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2017 I’m afraid it’s a bit too formal for a roll in the hay. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2018 What do you mean I must take the pants too? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2019 And I'll take two pairs of pants. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2020 Do you happen to have a matching saddle? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2021 I'm the new maitre de at the Jockey Club. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2022 Brogues for the route, Windsor for the ride 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2023 I can spend a lot on the jacket since I save on the pants 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2024 Shall we refer to this one as a Trail Blazer? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2025 Do you have something with a little more giddy-up in it? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2026 Yeah, anchors always rate the high desks at Centaur News Network. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2027 No need for shoes, I see my farrier tomorrow. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2028 If I go with the riding jacket, I won’t be needing the pants. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2029 Do you have this tie in roan? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2030 sorry about the pile I left in the dressing room 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2031 Sorry, I'm a little horse 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2032 It's nice, but I really miss the "two pairs of pants" promotion. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2033 Thank god for suit separates. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2034 Be honest - Does this tie make my ass look fat? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2035 I'm a bit worried about wearing a tie nowadays in case people stare at me 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2036 That suit sir, will certainly make you the centaur of attention! 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
2037 I dress for success because I'm always the centaur of attention. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2038 I AM a clothes horse! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2039 I was thinking of something a little more formal. Do you have anything with tails? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2040 I only wear Kenneth Colt. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2041 Where's your saddle department? I have a date tonight. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2042 Does this jacket make my butt look big? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2043 Does this jacket make my butt look too big? 1.1700 0.04935 100 88 7 5
2044 And now, my mythological britches meets Tim the pants tailor. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2045 Does this one come with two pairs of pants? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2046 Perfect! Now how about pants? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2047 That makes you look very well-bred, sir. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2048 ...as long as it doesn't make me look like a horse's ass. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2049 I'm going to crash the wedding. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2050 You're the first kind of client I've had in a while. -Alicia Chinatomby, Los Angeles, CA 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
2051 Will this go with a canter? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2052 A bolo tie, would that be too cliche? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2053 Work is so much easier since covid... 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
2054 I love it with the taurtan bottom 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2055 I’m meeting Hagrid for lunch. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2056 Of course I dress left. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2057 Part of the secret of my success is that I am my own emotional support animal 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
2058 Does this coat make my tail look big. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2059 I think this makes my fetlocks look fat. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2060 So, you say all your suits come with two pairs of pants? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2061 The wife insists I must dress like a stud 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2062 I won't require trousers, thank you. But what do you have in riding crops? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2063 Where's the other tail? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2064 I've always preferred suits that come with two pairs of pants. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2065 Any ideas for shoes? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2066 This is great, but I’m looking for a four piece suit 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2067 Is this tie too flashy? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2068 Perfect! Now we just need to measure the inseam 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2069 This jacket is perfect! Now, about those slacks... 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2070 The tie is a bit to tight 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2071 But I could your have sworn your sign said satyrial, not sartorial! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2072 I'm looking for something to wear to the races. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2073 Should I get a fedora or bowler for my debut at the Kentucky Derby? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2074 I will certainly win Dressage 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2075 And I think for the pants we'll need something from the Clydesdale Collection. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2076 It has its drawbacks, but I save a fortune on pants. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2077 A tailored suit, a wild spirit 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2078 It's a tailcoat affair. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2079 Now maybe they'll stop asking for a ride home. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2080 Two pants with two cummerbunds and you've got a sale. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2081 Remarkable how a silk tie says, well groomed! 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2082 Should I dress to the left or the right? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2083 The pants will need to be a little larger. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2084 So, two pairs of pants? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2085 The trousers are going to need a slight alteration. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2086 And yes I will need a PAIR of pants 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2087 I’m a Trotter, so the vest works with the silk tie. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2088 With this new Republican-looking outfit, no one will know I'm secretly a Democrat." 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2089 I dare neigh a suit has never behooved me more in my stable life. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2090 I will need 4-legged pants with extra room in the crotch. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2091 I need to look good, I want to be the centaur of attention 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2092 I’m afraid hemming costs extra. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2093 I want to look my best tonight for a special mare maid. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2094 Can you point me to the bridle department? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2095 It's for an important interview, so what do you think? Beard or no beard? 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
2096 This is nice. I think it brings out my thoroughbred side. 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
2097 Sir, your carriage awaits you. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2098 Am assuming I get half off, right? 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
2099 You're right, I am a 42 regular on top and a 82 double on the bottom. Do you have anything in a double breasted, double legged, chocolate brown, 100% polyester suit that fits my personality? 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
2100 I don't need the pants, thanks, but I will take a look at the shoes. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2101 I'm going to be the best man at a Greek wedding. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2102 It’s for an event they’re calling ‘dressage’. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2103 Appearance matters,you know. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2104 You can keep the pants. They never fit me anyway. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2105 Is this fancy enough for a wedding in the mountains? 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2106 And I thought a well-fitting jacket was just a myth! 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
2107 You look very well groomed, sir. 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
2108 I do apologise. It was the choice of beard that threw me. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2109 Well aren’t you dashing 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2110 Could I see the feed bag options? 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2111 Is this reargal enough? 1.1683 0.04889 101 89 7 5
2112 It’s for a 25th reunion- I finished 4th in the 1998 Kentucky Derby. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2113 Did you really say “Break a leg out there”? 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2114 Two pair of pants with that sir? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2115 Is it satire if a satyr is a sartorial clothes horse? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2116 Nice, but show me something with two pair of pants. 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
2117 And you really think they'll stop calling me a horse's ass if I wear this? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2118 Is this too formal for the bridle party? 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2119 Would that be cash or hay, Sir? 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
2120 Do I look lame with this tie? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2121 Do I look like an ass? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2122 This will be great for my Zoom interview. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2123 Does this vest match my hoofs? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2124 I still think I look like a horse's ass. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2125 Technically, this one's a tail coat too. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2126 Is this tie centaur'ed? 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2127 Does it go with the tail? 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2128 Obviously, I dress to the left. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2129 I’ll just eat the pants here 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2130 I don't appreciate being told that I look like a horse's ass in this suit, sir! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2131 My Banana Republic Luxe account shows that I receive free tailoring. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2132 I think you will be the best looking at the Belmont Stakes. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2133 Sr. Satyr will be in tomorrow for the trouser fitting. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2134 Does it come with a second set of pants? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2135 Do you have a hat that will go with my tail? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2136 Would you prefer a 2 pants suit 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2137 Be a good fellow and send for the blacksmith. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2138 And you say it comes with an extra pair of pants? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2139 It always looks better in the store than my stall. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2140 Check double in seam... 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2141 That's what I love about Zoom. No one knows I'm not wearing pants. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2142 I'm runnin in the Derby and I've gotta look sharp ! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2143 Now, About the trousers 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2144 Before I decide, let me discuss with my other half 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2145 This should work nicely for my job interview at the track. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2146 YOU were the one who wished for a dressed-up Mustang. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2147 I do think it makes me look like a stud,But shouldn't' I have trousers,as well? 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
2148 The pants won’t fit. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2149 The jacket fits but I'm going to need the pants tailored. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2150 Don you think anyone will notice whether the tie matches the tail? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2151 Yes, it just screams "Winner's Circle" 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2152 The pants are a little tight in the seat. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2153 Can you throw in the tie instead of the pants? 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2154 Luckily for me, you guys sell separates. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2155 Now, if you've got your hammer and nails I'll need a quad of matching shoes. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2156 Does it match the shoes? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
2157 I had my horn removed, and made a billion 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2158 Now comes the fun part, where you measure my inseam and I kick you across the room. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2159 Looks good from the front; now turn around. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2160 It's always so tough to match the cuffs to the collar. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2161 I'm looking for something with a little more tailcoat 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2162 Spats would complete the outfit don’t you think? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2163 No more horsing around 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2164 Some call this a tie,I call it a harness. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2165 Do you think I'll get funny looks, with this tie not quite matching the vest? 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2166 Does this knot look centaured to you? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2167 I shall never come down from my high horse.” 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
2168 I am the original sartorial centaur. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2169 Do you Sell Shoes? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2170 I think this works well for a semi-formal. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2171 I always feel like such a foal at these events. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2172 As for shoes, what do you have in a red roan loafer...size 2? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2173 Every girl is crazy about a sharp dressed centaur. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2174 Do you think a cumberbund would be too dressy? I dont want to stick out like a sore thumb! 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2175 No I dress on the left. And then on the right. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2176 I've no idea. I've never worn pants before. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2177 Well, I put my pants on four legs at a time like everyone else of course. 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2178 This is perfect for the Met Gala! 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2179 Is the vest too much? I feel like such a horse's arse. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2180 The pants are buy one get one, correct? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2181 Correct, sir. It is business in front, as you said. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2182 Any Polo? 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
2183 Be honest, do I look like a horse’s arse? 1.1652 0.04441 115 101 9 5
2184 I spoke with our tailor, sir, and he’s a tad worried about the pants.” 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
2185 I need something in a size 42 Furlong 1.1650 0.04799 103 91 7 5
2186 Until the pandemic hit, I never knew how comfortable you could be going pants-free. Now I just refuse to go back. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2187 I need the pants by Tuesday. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2188 You look like an AI picture 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
2189 The jacket fits perfectly, and you said it comes with two pairs of pants... 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2190 Do you think this tie goes with my tail? 1.1649 0.05219 97 87 4 6
2191 I save a ton when playing polo. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2192 Business on top, paddock on the bottom. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2193 What do you mean--I can't pay half price? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2194 Finding shoes that match this will be hard. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2195 But how do my hips look? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2196 You'll find Ralph Lauren's matching saddles on the second floor. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2197 The proper top is half the battle. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
2198 Does this suit come with one or two pairs of pants? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
2199 Why do you want to know my pronouns? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2200 I'll definitely need the double breasted. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
2201 Is this tie too loud? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2202 Excellent fit. Do you have any plus fours? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2203 I'm not crazy about the hemline 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2204 That big,bullish guy will swing by later to pick up the slacks. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2205 It's such a relief not to be asked anymore if I dress to the left. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2206 I'm into being a clotheshorse. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2207 Do you know of anyone who can use striped pants? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2208 Do you think it's too tight at the withers? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2209 I'm going for 'business in the front, party in the back.' 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2210 It gives me a look of stability, don't you think? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2211 Well, I don’t think I need tails with this jacket. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2212 The tailor is finishing the trousers but the blacksmith needs more time for the shoes 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2213 You can’t be serious. You’re going to make me buy the pants. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2214 All right, now let's talk pants. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2215 I got to say neigh for that tie. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2216 Yeah I'm a horse's ass, but I bet I get laid more than you do. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2217 Sorry. It's these two or I can sell you the one I'm wearing. Everything else in the store is a white dinner jacket for some reason. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2218 Any chance of this suit coming with TWO pair of pants 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2219 And can I get the Preakness Special: extra trousers? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2220 I can't see myself in this jacket 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2221 The pants will require some alteration. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2222 You really think I need a statement tie? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2223 Horse shoes are so pre-1910 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2224 I like the trousers to just barely brush the hoof. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2225 But the ad said two pairs of pants. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2226 Whoa, it’s a bit tight. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2227 This tie makes me look like a real stud 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2228 fits good at the neck, but my penis is still out 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
2229 Does the store also employ a skilled farrier? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2230 Well,that is a horse of a different color! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2231 Can I get it with two pairs of pants? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2232 and for the pants will you be needing tall or wide 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2233 I’ll take it, with two pairs of trousers. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2234 And would you like pants for the front, back, or both pairs of legs sir? 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2235 Would you like to see the new saddle collection next, Sir? 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2236 I have a big event on Satyr-day”. 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
2237 I want a kilt - breathing you know. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2238 Will the box of Depends cost extra? 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
2239 Does this tie make me look studly? 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2240 If it doesn’t come with 2 pairs of pants, I’m trotting out of here. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
2241 Does the tie complete my outfit? 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2242 Do I really look like a jack-ass?" 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
2243 Is there a discount if I don’t take the pants? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2244 This collar makes me a little hoarse. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2245 Can you recommend a good blacksmith? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2246 Now let's get the pants 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2247 Do I look like an ass though? 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2248 This tie doesn't seem to go very well with the rest of my body. I don't want to stand out too much at this surprise party. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2249 I've always been a bit of a clothes horse. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2250 Sure, clothes make the man in most cases… 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2251 Is this what the horsey set is wearing this year? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2252 This is for the honeymoon. Everyone at the wedding will be in tails. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2253 This is quite nice. Does it come in “horse” cut? 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2254 And can you put me into a good Derby? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2255 I assure you,Sir, with that jacket/tie combo, no one will notice. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2256 I’m afraid I’m half-assing this. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2257 Perfectly fitting jacket is so hard to find! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2258 The pants may need some altering. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2259 Would you have one in zebra? 1.1628 0.05451 86 77 4 5
2260 We always welcome customers who want a second pair of pants 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2261 Thanks for switching with me. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2262 Thanks. Good look. I’m Affirmed. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2263 Is it me, or does this make me look like a horse's ass? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2264 Oh yes, this tie suits me. Much better than that ascot. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2265 Do you think it draws too much attention to my beard? 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2266 No no no it’s great. I just worry it makes my ass look big. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2267 I’m looking for something that makes me look manly. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2268 Correct, and the inseams are 32, 32, 34 and 34. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2269 Perfect. And for the pants I'll need a 60x48x48. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2270 Fortunately all our suits come with 2 sets of pants 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2271 A quarter-piece suit has never fit so well 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2272 Do you have any pants in 190/32? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2273 Fine, now what do you have for shoes?” 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2274 It’s the event of the centaur-y. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2275 Got any Bell Bottoms my good man? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2276 My mane seems to get in the way. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2277 You look like a total stud, sir 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2278 Now, my waist size might surprise you. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2279 Sure, I hear you. But when you say the suit comes with two pairs of trousers...come on...you know what I'm really asking, don't you? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2280 Love this jacket! But I really need is a tuxedo! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2281 I’ll take this one. And the changing room needs fresh straw. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2282 What do you think? It’s a 50:50 sartorial/satyrial blend. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2283 And you can alter the second pair of pants? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2284 As you can see, I'm long waisted. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2285 I think this jacket make my ass look huge 1.1622 0.04348 111 97 10 4
2286 Can you hold the pants till I get my bottom surgery? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2287 It certainly does make me feel very well groomed . 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2288 Does it make me look classic? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2289 Jacket's fine, now do you have any wingtips for me? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2290 And I'll need two pairs of shoes. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
2291 And you did say there's a two pants for one special this week, didn't you? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2292 I'm curious, does that two for one sale apply to pants? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2293 I trust you can do a 32” inseam? 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2294 No one can see my bottom half on Zoom anyway. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2295 Sir, I'm afraid you are still unsheathed. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2296 It‘s AI. My girlfriend loves horses. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2297 I hear you also have something called a tail coat, and I have to say, I’m interested. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
2298 Do you need to measure my inseam? 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2299 Could you take out the seat a touch more? 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2300 A tie is not a collar ! 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2301 Does it come with an extra set of trousers? 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2302 I like it. Do you have a matching saddle? 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2303 I have a date with a real nymph tonight. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2304 It suits you from the top up 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2305 I expect that your suits still come with two pairs of pants. 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
2306 It's an outdoor wedding, so I think I can get away with no bottoms. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
2307 But I need a white tie to go with my tail. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
2308 This one will make me the centaur of attention. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2309 Were you able to find the matching pants? 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2310 And two pairs of pants. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2311 Does this make my rear end look too big? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2312 Great, now can I see matching pants? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2313 Can you show me the bridle suite? 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
2314 My giant horse cock is going to look so good in this 1.1613 0.04904 93 82 7 4
2315 Sure, I save on the trousers but that's before factoring in the two pairs of shoes. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2316 And now I'll need 2 pair of matching shoes. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
2317 will you be wanting cuffs, sir? 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2318 This color tie matches my hide perfectly! 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2319 I’ll need a little more room in the seat. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2320 Perhaps I should try on a greatcoat. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2321 I can’t wait to trot down the aisle. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2322 I beg your pardon, but requiring me to pay double for pants simply because I am half-horse is blatantly hybridist. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2323 Forget the pants. Let's talk sets of shoes. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2324 I need something to keep people from calling me a horse's ass. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2325 It fits just perfectly! Is it available in horsehair? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2326 'And here I was beginning to think that fine tailoring was just a myth.' 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2327 Don’t you have something with a cummerbund? 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2328 This suit makes me look so good I don't think she'll notice my lower half! 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2329 Actually, I hate it, but it's a requirement to get into the Kentucky Derby. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2330 Does the suit come with two pairs of pants? Just asking for a friend. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2331 A bit tight in the back. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2332 The tie's a bit much, have you something with a feed bag? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2333 Yes, countertenor for The Four Centaurs. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2334 The stripes really highlight your tail. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2335 I'm Zoom-ready! 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2336 With tails, too much. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2337 Do you have the slacks in a 38 and a 42? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2338 Does this jacket make me look human? 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2339 I admit I do like to be the Centaur of attention. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2340 This one’s for the chronicles, Lewis, starting today my winter coat will be the mane attraction of Narnia, wearing Aslan out-of-style.” 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
2341 Waiting for the 50% off sale really paid off. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
2342 I'll take it if it comes with two pairs of pants. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2343 It should say I’m not just a centaur, I’m also an excellent concierge. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2344 It doesn't make my ass look too big? 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
2345 I’d like to trot home and see if my wife likes it… 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2346 Comes with two pair of pants 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2347 My fiancée's the opposite. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2348 I'd like horseshoes to match. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2349 Just be careful when you measure the inseam. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2350 The short jacket makes you look very leggy. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2351 It’s a formal occasion. Tie and tail. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2352 I don't know, I feel weird about wearing something in wool.. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2353 These come in separates right? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2354 Should we do shoes next? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2355 fine, I’ll go to the mall where I can get the suit with two pairs of pants. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2356 Do you think a flashy bow tie might be better for distraction purposes? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2357 How long will the alterations to the pants take? 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2358 Does this come with two sets of trousers? 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
2359 My inseams are thirty-two’s 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2360 Can you have it ready by Derby Day? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2361 Mr Santos, maybe now they won't notice you're an ass. 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
2362 Do you have the shoes that go with it? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2363 I'd like to see something in a Neighru jacket. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2364 And this is where one attaches the oat bag? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
2365 I really hope he doesn’t ask about the matching slacks 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2366 The tie is excellent with the jacket, but I think I will forego the pants. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2367 The jacket fits perfectly. But we might let the pants out a little. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2368 So far, ‘I’m impressed . Now let’s try on the trousers. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2369 I’ll be meeting Aslan tonight 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2370 Do you have a matching pair of trousers in a size double-16? 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2371 I’d like to see your selection of feed bags, if you please. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2372 Beware of Greeks wearing myths. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2373 Do you have hunting pinks? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2374 Yeah but were you vaxxed? 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2375 This isn't horsey, is it? 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2376 The pants made my hind quarters look big. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2377 Be honest. Does this make me look like a stud? 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2378 Will this go with a western saddle or an english one? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2379 And no pleats in the pants please; they make my lower body look weird. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2380 Does this come with two blankets? 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
2381 Do I look 'rode easy, and put away dry cleaned'"? 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2382 Anything for underneath? 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2383 Okay. Now I'd like to see the shoes. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2384 The chinos didn't fit 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2385 Your 3-way mirror, and your lighting, makes me look like a real ass. 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
2386 I came around to the idea when I saw Donald Duck wears essentially the same ourfit! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2387 I can pony up the money 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
2388 How much is the "no-pants" discount? 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
2389 That much? Are you for real? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2390 It's for next year's Kentucky Derby. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2391 If I want to be the centaur of attention, I have to dress the part. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2392 They'll be riding my coattails. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2393 I've never shopped Centaur Wearhouse for formal wear before. I think I'd like to try it with a bowtie. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2394 We sell a four-legged suit pants for a price of one. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2395 Could you add two more legs to the trousers and move the zipper to the back? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2396 Do you have a really big cummerbund? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2397 The coat fits, but I’ll forgo the pants - too tight in the crotch. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2398 I've got a conference at 10 and a showjumping competition at 11. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2399 Hi, I'm here for the two-pant suits sale. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2400 Yes! This is a good Zoom look, don’t you think? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2401 Do you have four sets of matching pants? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2402 I think a horse collar would be best. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2403 Now I just need a couple of pairs of slacks to accompany this attire. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2404 Okay so a 36 in the inseam and 155 in the rump? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2405 I am going to need a much shinier coat. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2406 Do you have a top hat to go with my tux and tail? 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2407 But do you think this jacket makes me seem a bit cavalier? 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
2408 And you're confident this style will make me stand out from the others? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2409 I’m sorry sir, no shoes, no service. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2410 I'm trying to look sartorial and satyrial. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
2411 I need something that doesn't make me look ancient. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
2412 It’s your luck day. We have a BOGO on our pants and shoes 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
2413 I will need two pairs of matching pants to go with this 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2414 Perfect - completes the look - tie and tails 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2415 You say it comes with two pairs of pants? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2416 Do you have anything that will match my shoes? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
2417 I'm not a big fan of this tight collar, brings back bad memories. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
2418 That centaurly looks good on you! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
2419 I still can't decide. Should I go with the chestnut or the palomino? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2420 Yes, I said spats and they should match the tie. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2421 The invitation said Semiformal. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
2422 Very smart Sir, would you like me to brush you down now. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2423 How do I look? I don’t want to show up looking like a half-ass. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
2424 How much do you charge to tailor the pants? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
2425 I want to make a good first impression. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2426 Amen to inclusive fashion. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2427 Being a news anchor has it's perks. You save a lot in pants. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2428 We’re finally meeting after Zooming for months. I’m a little nervous that we won’t have anything to talk about when we see each other in person. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
2429 Do you carry the coordinating quiver? 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2430 The jacket is perfect; you may have to tweak the trousers a bit. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2431 Does this waistcoat make me look fat? 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2432 I left a pile in stall #2. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2433 Whadyathink? Does the tie work with the hooves? 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2434 How much can you let out the pants? 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2435 Not for me. It feels like a bridle. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2436 I put a different "C" in"CEO". 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2437 Where's the restroom? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
2438 “The color’s right, but it’s a bit tight around the waist!” 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2439 It just won't be the same until I pant a little. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2440 Should I send for your carriage? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2441 i'd like a jacket with a longer tail 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2442 I think an ascot is more me. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2443 Polo is always my best fit. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2444 Can I try on a Monkey suit? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2445 I attribute my success to being a 'canter' in a world full of 'yes men'. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2446 Perfect. Just need some pants to go with it. 1.1579 0.05034 95 85 5 5
2447 I'll also need pants. Usually I go without, but the groom doesn't want to feel small on his big day. 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
2448 I was really looking for something in fawn. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
2449 Too understated for the Met Gala? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2450 Your ad says there's a BOGO on trousers. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2451 Do you have relax fit pants for my appearence at the Belmont? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2452 I do believe this works better, the tails were a bit redundant! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2453 Although I have a horses ass, I don't have to look like one. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2454 I promised the bride NOT to look like a horse's ass. 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
2455 For the shoes, no leather, please. I’m sagittarian. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2456 a little tight around the collar 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2457 Just so you know, I dress to the left.” 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2458 I put my pants on one leg at a time like everyone else. 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
2459 Would you be able to let the pants out a bit? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2460 The top fits perfectly but the pants will need some altering 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2461 I'm glad it comes with two pair of pants. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2462 Ah, very good. Now show me your finest trouser in a hoof cut. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2463 How long to alter the pants? 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2464 I’ll also need trousers in a 36-31, 31, 31, 31. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2465 I don’t dress either left or right. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2466 Of course I’ll need 2 pairs of pants. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2467 Are you in a hurry? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2468 I actually feel naked without tails. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2469 It will take a little longer to get rhe pants tailored. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2470 I know I sound a little hoarse. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2471 Does this suit come with two sets of trousers? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2472 I am this month’s centaur-fold. Do you think the tie is too much? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2473 I'm looking for something that whinnies 'Satyrday Night Stomp.' 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2474 Forget the saddle, look at this! 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2475 your sale sign explicitly stated I could get matching bottoms 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2476 w’horse size are you, sir? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2477 I may not win the Preakness, but I will look damn fine trying. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2478 Can the pants be let out? Like, a lot? 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
2479 I feel like the more clothes I put on, the more visible my penis is. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
2480 Anything in a Royal Ascot? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
2481 I’m an odd size. 34” waist x 30” front legs x 28” hind legs. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
2482 Do you really think I need a Long? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
2483 And what about the shoes? 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2484 Can I really be the first clothes horse to shop here? 1.1569 0.04567 102 90 8 4
2485 Do you know if this fabric attracts animal hair? 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2486 Does this collar make me look horsey? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
2487 My goal here is to no longer look so much like a horse's ass. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
2488 And I'll take the grey flannel trousers. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2489 Sorry, I just the need the top. i have my own tails. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
2490 You’ll have to excuse me for a moment. I need to visit the sidewalk. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2491 You say this suit comes with two pairs of pants? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2492 And that includes TWO pairs of pants, right? 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
2493 How much for just the jacket? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
2494 I’m just worried I’ll look like everyone else. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
2495 Yes, of course, your jackets are great. But it’s your two-for-one pants deal that got me in the door. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2496 You know, given my constitution, I'd take Double Windsors over pants any day. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2497 For the trousers, I dress to the back. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2498 And two pairs of pants, please. One with a really big gusset. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
2499 OK, next I need to pick out two pairs of shoes." 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
2500 You're the finest mane and tailor. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
2501 The tie just brings it all together 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2502 I want it to say "stable living" and "above all, a stud." 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2503 This is my favorite shopping centaur. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2504 I can't wait to show this to my better half. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2505 I shudder at the thought of a four-in-hand carriage, but as a tie knot… well I’ll be damned. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2506 I’m auditioning for the Lion, the witch and the Wardrobe 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2507 What trousers would you recommend with this jacket? 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2508 This is perfect, now let me see the farrier. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
2509 To be perfectly honest, the color doesn't do much for you. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2510 OK, what do you think? Yea or... no. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2511 I spent all night trying to figure what to wear for the semi formal costume party! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2512 Looks good from this angle, but from the back I still look like a horse's ass. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2513 No, I booked an appointment for a satyrical fitting--not sartorial. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2514 Same old. Same old. I want something that makes me stand out. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2515 Does this make my derrière look fat? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2516 Yes sir, the jockeys will all be in silks. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
2517 I'll need two pairs of shoes. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2518 I think we may have to modify the two sets of trousers. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2519 And two pair of pants- do you do alterations? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2520 Does this tie match my coats? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2521 Is my tie perfectly centaured? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2522 Sorry, I crapped in the dressing room again... 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2523 What do you think, whinny, bray or neigh? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2524 The shirt and tie are fine but where are my balls? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2525 But I’m only interested in the jacket. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2526 I'm posing for a statue tomorrow, so it needs to look timeless. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2527 I think the tie is a little off-centaur. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2528 Will there be an extra charge on the trousers alteration? 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2529 No trousers -- a culotte and a kilt, please. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2530 What I had in mind was a more formal coat to go with the tail. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2531 Believe it or not, finding a jacket that fits is the biggest challenge. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2532 I’m just trying to decide where to wear my belt 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2533 Can you have it ready by Satyrday? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2534 Trousers for the front legs only, please. I like to feel the breeze in the back. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2535 Does the tie work with the rest of me? 1.1553 0.03587 103 87 16 0
2536 My concern arises from my belief that Donald Duck should wear pants. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2537 Perfect. Now they can’t accuse me of horsing around with the dress code. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2538 Would horseshoe cuff links be too matchy-matchy? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2539 Keep the pants. What's the point of being half horse if people can't see you're hung like a horse? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2540 Looks great! Do you have shoes in my size?. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2541 This works much better than that toga the Greeks expected. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2542 No tails... I've got that covered. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2543 And the trousers? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2544 Thanks. I hardly ever find my size at the box stores. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2545 I’m also looking for a shoe I can slip on 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2546 Do sell this with stirrup pants? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
2547 At these prices I'm sure you can throw in an extra pair of pants. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2548 I'll take it! Now what about shoes? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2549 I think this one is a winner! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2550 Part of me wants to go formal but another part wants to go a bit more unbridled. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2551 The clothes really do make the Centaur, am I right? 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
2552 How do I look? Do you think I'll be able to blend in at the Met Gala? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
2553 I like the look but I'll have to run if by my better half. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2554 Waist 48 and length 30. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2555 You’re set for your first in-person meeting. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2556 Can you show me something in a trifecta box bet at Belmont? 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
2557 Do you have one of a different color? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2558 I understand there will be a minor delay delivering the trousers? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
2559 Do you have anything in a halter top? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
2560 I'm looking for something pleated for when I gallop. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2561 Thanks for fitting me in. I have an important interview today and need to put my best foot forward. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2562 Do want a new pair of pants?" 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2563 As your equine-ary I do think you finally have the best outfit for your lunch with the Horse Owners. Association." 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2564 Clothing does make the centaur! 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2565 I don't need pants, but could you show me your selection of dress hooves? 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
2566 Perfect! Now, can you recommend a good farrier? 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
2567 Do you think it would look better with tails? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2568 And, best of all, I save hundreds on pants. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
2569 Do you have this in a hand 18? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2570 They tell me I’m quite the hoofer 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2571 Do you tale inseam measurements and custom trousers? 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2572 Could you trot on over and find me two pairs of pants in tall? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2573 My wife will definitely enjoy her 2-minute joyride tonight. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2574 So this tie is not too eye-catching? 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2575 This one would need alteration. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2576 Would you go with one or two pairs of slacks? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2577 Would you be so kind as to help me select a more casual wardrobe to replace this vest and tie? I've been told it makes me look like I'm walking around on my high horse. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2578 Ah! You are looking at me funny. It’s the vest right? It doesn't match the tie? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2579 What do you suggest for pants? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2580 "As for the pants, perhaps your tailor can consult with my blacksmith" 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2581 Please tailor the legs to break just at the fetlocks, no cuffs. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2582 Is this fashionable enough for the Triple Crown Winner's Circle? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2583 So technically, I'm half man, half horse, and half windsor 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2584 I agree, the vest really helps tame the look. 1.1538 0.04923 91 81 6 4
2585 For the trousers, I'll take a 34L in the rear and a 32R up front. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
2586 I'll be eating at a fancy trough tonight. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2587 Can we discuss the cummerbund? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2588 I'll take it ... with the two pairs of pants, naturally. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2589 Will you be wearing the same shoes sir? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2590 Now how about something for just horsing around? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2591 It's good, but the pants need alteration 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2592 Let's keep it simple sir " 2 pairs of each, elastic waist". 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2593 Shopping for a good vest is like hunting for unicorns 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
2594 I will also need two pairs of pants 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2595 A horse is a horse, of course, unless the horse is yours truly, the famous Mr. Ed. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2596 Do you have something in a more classically equine pattern? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2597 With this amazing outfit,I predict a galloping career for you Sir! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2598 I am about 17 hands at the withers. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2599 Are pants alterations extra? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2600 I'll take it -- plus two matching pairs of trousers. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
2601 The pants need adjusting... 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2602 How do you feel about matching my tie and tail? 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
2603 Measure my waist? Sure but I don't really know where it is. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2604 how many pairs of trousers and what size should they be? 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2605 Do I still look like a gelding? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2606 I might need the relaxed fit. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2607 The main snag is that bespoke tailoring costs a fortune 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2608 I think I'd better try the pants on first. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2609 Yeah, it's a good look, but the shoes are wrong. I'm thinking black with silver nails. So where is your smithy and forge? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2610 OK, very nice. Now to the pants. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2611 This is nice but I’m concerned it makes butt look to big. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2612 I will also need two pairs of matching trousers, make sure the inseam length is four and a half hands. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2613 Great. Do you have two pairs of matching pants? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2614 Yes, I do want both pair — are alterations extra? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2615 The beauty of video calls is no one knows what I’m wearing on my bottom half 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2616 Do you have an XXXL cummerbund? 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2617 I think two pairs of plus fours will suit. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2618 What pants? I go commando! 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2619 Thanks, with this necktie I should blend right in with the rest of the faculty 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2620 Be honest, does this suit make my ass look fat? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2621 What do you think? I don't want to look like a horse's ass. 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
2622 As always, you’re right. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2623 So, do you think this look works without pants? 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2624 It's a bit snug.Does it make my butt look big? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2625 Why yes, Mr. Tumnus is my uncle! 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2626 You may be half horse, but that jacket is all class 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2627 I believe you have a sale on pants: Buy one pair, get the next pair free. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
2628 As for the slacks, can you let out the inseam a bit? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
2629 It's for a barn dance. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
2630 Do you accept the Amex Centaurion Card? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
2631 And I’ll need two pairs of trousers in 15 hands. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
2632 Did the pants not fit? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
2633 These are great but I usually have a problem with the trousers 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2634 It’s a theme wedding. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
2635 What’s wrong with the tie? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2636 If you buy two jackets, the pants are "half off" 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2637 The style and fit are fine but I feel that this is better for a horse of a different color. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2638 Yes, I have become quite a clothes horse over the years. Thomas Frizzell in Crockett, Texas 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
2639 Actually, I am feeling a little hoarse, can you tell? 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
2640 By any chance, are the pants half off? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
2641 The show is on Fox News. They explicitly said bow tie. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
2642 So what else do you have to trot out? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
2643 My better half is at the bridle shop. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
2644 Pants size? Six hands. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2645 Great job. They almost never get the cuff length right. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
2646 The pants will need to be altered. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
2647 Now that’s a horse of a different color.” 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
2648 Do you have something similar in palomino? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2649 « I dont know…you think this might be a little overdressed for a rodeo?” 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2650 This is perfect. Since I'm still working remote I don't need the pants. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
2651 Business in the front, rodeo in the back. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
2652 I'm sure you'll be the centaur of attention. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2653 What do you mean, 'how do I wear my pants?' 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
2654 Tomorrow, I get put out to stud. Probably won't need the pants. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
2655 An extra pair of trousers can double the life expectancy of your suit 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
2656 So you’re absolutely certain the invitation read, demi-formal? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
2657 My lack of pants really impresses the girls. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2658 I'm entered in the 4.30 at Churchill Downs -do you have something a little less formal? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
2659 The jacket is perfect. Now we should check the two pairs of trousers. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2660 It won't fool her for long. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2661 Does ‘It’ really hang as low as the mirror depicts? 1.1515 0.04840 99 89 5 5
2662 You never know when it may be a photo finish. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
2663 50% discount? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
2664 Really? You think I'd be sexier without the beard? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2665 Does this come as a two-trouser suit? 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2666 Make it tight around the hoofs. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2667 Guess the shoe is on the other hoof because this weekend, I get to be a groomsman. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
2668 Do you think this tie stands out too much? 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2669 Everything looks fine. Now, where can I find the bathroom? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2670 I believe this cut is quite lengthening. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2671 Stop horsing around! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2672 Do you think this coat makes my butt look big? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2673 Do I look like an ass in this? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2674 I'm so glad we've returned to normal. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2675 Perhaps a tailcoat? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2676 So far, so good. Now for the slacks. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2677 I look like a million bucking broncos! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2678 The tie needs to be attached so it can't be used to lead me around. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2679 When can you have the pantses ready? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2680 This will cost me an arm and a hoof. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
2681 I've come quite a distance; I hope you can help me. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2682 I know what you're thinking. And yes, of course I'm hung like a horse. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2683 Father said you could 'make it fit' 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
2684 Is this part of the half off sale? 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
2685 I’m running in the 6th race today and I don’t want to clash with my jockey. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2686 Where do you think the "dash" in haberdashery came from? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2687 Like putting lipstick on a pig 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2688 I'm looking for the matching saddle. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
2689 Do I look a little half-assed? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2690 Can I get two pairs of pants? They always seem to wear out faster than the jacket. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2691 May I see what you have in wingtip horseshoes. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2692 Oh. It comes with two pairs . . . ? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2693 Are there any two for one deals on pants? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2694 I was thinking of white tie and tails. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2695 How does this one go with my tail? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2696 Much obliged, Pierre. Thank heaven for Zoom. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2697 And how will you be wearing the pants, sir? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2698 32 long sir, I’ll take your word for it. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2699 I don't mean to sound like an ass, but does this tie match my hooves? 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
2700 So the suit comes with a jacket, vest, TWO pair of pants and custom tailoring is free? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
2701 Does this come with a spare pair of pants, perchance. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
2702 My pants size is 34X34 for both front and back. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2703 I just love your 50% off sales. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2704 As a clothes horse, I have a reputation to uphold. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
2705 Let’s just say I’ve got a hot date with a black beauty. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2706 On the pants, could I have pleats but no cuffs. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2707 I dunno...does it make my ass look fat? 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
2708 I've been told I'm hard to fit. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2709 So you're the clothes horse I've heard so much about. 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
2710 I haven't bought a new suit since I was a colt. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2711 Trousers? Neigh. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2712 I want something semi-formal. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2713 And this comes with how many pairs of pants? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2714 I never thought I’d look good in tails! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2715 It's for the Derby. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2716 I fear that it may be a bit flashy... 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2717 Does this come in saddle leather? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2718 I'm going to need some help with the pants. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2719 I wish my necktie called attention to my genitals the way yours does. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2720 I’m sorry, we don’t carry Minotaur pants. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2721 Is it this mirror or does this tie make my forelocks look fat? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2722 Why do I feel this needs a larger collar? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2723 Nothing flashy, I don't want to be the centaur of attention. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2724 Tell me honestly: do my withers look fat in this jacket? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2725 And now I'd like to see something in a Corinthian leather saddle. 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
2726 -Can you adjust the pants? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2727 Usually these parties go well until somebody wants to play pin the tail on the donkey. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2728 Could you trot out some other jackets for me to try? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2729 What do you think--a couple pair of brown shoes with this or black? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2730 The waist doesn’t feel quite right 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2731 Is it too conspicuous? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2732 Shoe me! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2733 I will need two pairs of trousers, please. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2734 Any two for one sales on pants? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2735 Since I'll be skipping the trousers, may I add a second Jacket for your suite sale price? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2736 Actually, it's the hindquarters I'm most concerned about. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2737 Does my rear look too big with this tie? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2738 Do I look too sporty? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2739 Sorry, my voice is a little horse. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
2740 Do I still look half-assed? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2741 I think your Gallup rating is quite high. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2742 Well, the suit may come with two pairs of pants, but I still don't think it will work.... 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2743 The invitation didn't specify if it was formal or casual, but I can’t show up looking like a satyr. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2744 Ah, just the right touch of bon vivant. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2745 And now, I'll have two pair of your finest trousers, but I won't be responsible if the belly straps are too tight. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
2746 Are you sure this isn’t too flashy? I have a wedding to go to and I don’t want anyone to think I’m trying to be the center of attention. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2747 On second thought, I will try on a pair of pants. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
2748 The pants didn't fit. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2749 And I’ll need some wing-tips - not cordovan. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
2750 I don’t suppose this suit comes with two pairs of pants. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2751 I see why they call you the Italian Stallion. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2752 man, I just- vests always just make me look like a horse's ass. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2753 Marvelous, sir. And for the trousers, do you prefer forelimbs, hind limbs, or may I suggest for the occasion - all four? 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
2754 My office stopped doing casual Fridays. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2755 I want the business in the front party in the back vibe! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
2756 I can afford the jacket, but it’s the pants I’m worried about. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
2757 Tell me.. is this appropriate for horsing around? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
2758 Does this make me look any less horsey? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
2759 Tie or horse collar? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2760 What do you charge for bespoke trousers? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2761 Perhaps coat and tails instead? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2762 But what about the pants? 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2763 Finally - a tailor who calls himself bespoke and means it! 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2764 Could I see something a little longer in the pants? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2765 I like it! But they still won't let me use the men's restroom! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2766 Sometimes the mirror adds ten pounds. Sometimes its two legs and a tail. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2767 I'm going to look sensational down at the old feeding trough. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
2768 I will wear it to next year's Met Gala. This year I was told I dressed like a horse's ass. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
2769 I couldn't decide tails or tux, so I'll go with both. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
2770 “So what exactly does it mean when your ad says all prices include free standard alterations?” 1.1486 0.05670 74 67 3 4
2771 If I sound hoarse it's because I have a frog in my throat. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
2772 There's no way you could know I prefer an ascot. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
2773 Neigh, I won’t be needing shoes. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
2774 Edwin always horsed around during his fittings but the tailor’s assistant didn’t mind and waited on him hand and hoof nonetheless 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
2775 Jacket is a great fit, but you’re gonna have to get pretty creative with the trousers. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
2776 No need for trousers; I do a lot of impromptu pooping. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
2777 Keep the ti