Contest #849


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 How do I look? Yea or neigh? 1.8378 0.02043 1547 645 508 394
1 It's for an interview. I'm looking for a stable job. 1.7447 0.01712 2017 919 694 404
2 I'd like my wife's opinion. She's over in the bridle section. 1.7412 0.01584 2577 1253 738 586
3 No one knows you aren't wearing pants on Zoom. 1.7393 0.02063 1404 650 470 284
4 The invite just says coat and tails. 1.7260 0.01902 1686 808 532 346
5 I'm getting hitched" 1.7189 0.01795 1782 832 619 331
6 Can you help me find a polo shirt? 1.6716 0.01882 1568 777 529 262
7 It's a black tie and tails event. 1.6682 0.01920 1540 777 497 266
8 Part of me loves it.” 1.6654 0.01274 3879 2087 1003 789
9 I'm looking for something that won't ride up in the back. 1.6617 0.01796 1762 899 560 303
10 On zoom calls, you’d never even know 1.6582 0.01828 1688 863 539 286
11 I'm going to a bridle shower. 1.6543 0.01764 1808 929 575 304
12 Sorry for the mess in the dressing room. 1.6478 0.01813 1766 933 522 311
13 I like to be the centaur of attention." 1.6475 0.01794 1847 989 520 338
14 I’m gonna have to run it past my better half. 1.6445 0.01868 1533 779 520 234
15 I worry that it makes my ass look big. 1.6412 0.02397 1059 580 279 200
16 I’m a bit of a clothes horse. 1.6388 0.01848 1672 888 500 284
17 Do you have anything in a size 14 to 15 hands? 1.6357 0.01910 1485 771 484 230
18 If I may say so myself, I certainly look like quite the stud. 1.6342 0.02038 1293 670 426 197
19 My wife was riding me pretty hard about getting a new suit. 1.6334 0.01866 1555 810 505 240
20 Nope, this is fine. I'll be standing behind a podium the whole time. 1.6301 0.01785 1649 851 557 241
21 I’m looking to be the Centaur of Attention 1.6280 0.01937 1481 789 454 238
22 Is the tie too showy? I don’t want to stand out. 1.6168 0.02398 989 543 282 164
23 Dressage is formal this year 1.6145 0.01968 1380 737 438 205
24 I like the vest, but this tie makes me look like an ass. 1.6133 0.01967 1500 837 406 257
25 If you go near the dressing room, you might want to be careful where you step. 1.6117 0.01776 1831 1022 498 311
26 But really, does it make my ass look big? 1.6097 0.01952 1550 878 399 273
27 I'm really becoming quite a clothes horse. 1.6054 0.01893 1513 826 458 229
28 I'm just not sure this works with the shoes. 1.6051 0.02210 1051 559 348 144
29 The party calls for tails. 1.6003 0.01866 1496 808 478 210
30 Now it’s off to the races. 1.5940 0.01756 1729 954 523 252
31 I could also use a groom. 1.5880 0.01644 1881 1025 606 250
32 I truly am a clotheshorse. 1.5880 0.01836 1597 894 467 236
33 I'm worried the tie is too distracting. 1.5860 0.02348 988 558 281 149
34 I think we can forget the tails. 1.5831 0.01832 1583 888 467 228
35 This blue tie, yea or neigh? 1.5816 0.03859 380 220 99 61
36 Will this tie make me stand out too much? 1.5778 0.01951 1407 799 403 205
37 My spouse is the one that wears the pants in the family. 1.5769 0.01937 1404 792 414 198
38 Something that doesn’t make me look like a horses ass. 1.5735 0.01933 1428 815 407 206
39 Now let me try on the saddle. 1.5689 0.01840 1480 827 464 189
40 I'm in the bridle party. 1.5661 0.01810 1664 971 444 249
41 The tie's on straight, but the trousers are off-centaur. 1.5652 0.01923 1442 834 401 207
42 I just need a top hat; I’ve already got the tail. 1.5620 0.01898 1372 771 431 170
43 Whaddaya think? Too satyrial? 1.5604 0.01955 1333 761 397 175
44 So, when will the pants be ready? 1.5452 0.02186 1084 639 299 146
45 Good Evening, I’m here to participate in the Gallup Poll. 1.5444 0.02371 946 565 247 134
46 Perfect fit! Now let’s try the pants. 1.5388 0.02491 811 477 231 103
47 Now, let’s talk inseam. 1.5345 0.02291 941 553 273 115
48 Can I still wear my jockey with this? 1.5235 0.02440 810 480 236 94
49 Why, yes, I do think of myself as a clothes horse. 1.5170 0.02320 1000 627 229 144
50 Invite says, “tux or tails”. Let’s do both. 1.5105 0.02391 950 604 207 139
51 Yes, Sir. There certainly is a discount for no pants with your suit order. 1.5059 0.02709 676 417 176 83
52 Of course the pandemic was awful, but at least pants are optional now. 1.5016 0.02696 638 386 184 68
53 I just need it for Zoom meetings. 1.4976 0.02559 836 544 168 124
54 This isn't half bad. 1.4955 0.02457 783 482 214 87
55 You know, not much fits me - I have weirdly long arms. 1.4953 0.02730 636 392 173 71
56 It's for a wedding. I'm a friend of the Groom. 1.4943 0.02599 783 505 169 109
57 On Zoom, nobody knows you're a centaur." 1.4934 0.02740 687 439 157 91
58 Yea or neigh on the tie? 1.4933 0.02633 750 481 168 101
59 I apologize. I left a bit of a mess in the stall. 1.4923 0.02638 780 510 156 114
60 I take all my meetings on Zoom. 1.4864 0.02690 701 450 161 90
61 Thanks, I feel like a new half-man. 1.4864 0.02593 625 374 198 53
62 Are the Polo Ralph Lauren suits on sale? 1.4852 0.02853 540 329 160 51
63 Do you have anything in a western cut? 1.4840 0.02658 593 356 187 50
64 I'm a newscaster, I don't need pants. 1.4840 0.02622 717 457 173 87
65 No! A leather vest would be inappropriate. 1.4839 0.02965 527 328 143 56
66 This is perfect. I just don't want to show up half-assed. 1.4838 0.02813 616 391 152 73
67 Now for the tricky part. 1.4826 0.02637 717 460 168 89
68 My boss keeps telling me to dress for the job I want,not the job I have. 1.4803 0.02832 558 345 158 55
69 Do you think this makes my ass look too large? 1.4786 0.02842 585 370 150 65
70 Does it make me look too human? 1.4781 0.03006 502 313 138 51
71 I want a tie that will really get me noticed. 1.4778 0.02792 699 468 128 103
72 The invite said fancy dressage. 1.4712 0.02885 624 414 126 84
73 Is this tie too loud? I don't want to stand out. 1.4702 0.02886 621 412 126 83
74 You had me when I saw the sign MENS SUITS HALF OFF. 1.4693 0.02951 603 403 117 83
75 I’ve always been a clothes horse. 1.4674 0.02983 582 388 116 78
76 I want to make a good impression on our first date. We've only met on Zoom. 1.4650 0.03027 600 411 99 90
77 I’ll take the jacket and the pants and the pants. 1.4646 0.02913 579 380 129 70
78 Do you think this suit makes my ass look big? 1.4641 0.02965 599 404 112 83
79 Well that was the easy part 1.4639 0.02932 582 385 124 73
80 I already have a coat and tails. 1.4617 0.03030 522 341 121 60
81 Do you think the trousers will be a problem? 1.4614 0.03037 466 293 131 42
82 And for formal attire,shall we go with tails? 1.4609 0.03093 562 384 97 81
83 What about jockey shorts? 1.4607 0.02987 573 384 114 75
84 Do you have this in a forty-furlong? 1.4574 0.03068 540 363 107 70
85 Tell me honestly – does this make my ass look big? 1.4553 0.03074 571 394 94 83
86 You can't choose your parents. 1.4552 0.03122 525 355 101 69
87 I’ll take the full suit. I’m splitting it with a minotaur. 1.4549 0.03263 488 332 90 66
88 So it's neigh to the trousers? 1.4549 0.03032 543 364 111 68
89 When I saw "Everything Half-off" I knew I'd found the right place. 1.4491 0.03067 521 350 108 63
90 So I says to the guy - I says - why the long face? 1.4489 0.03279 421 275 103 43
91 So, the vest…yea or neigh? 1.4481 0.03115 491 327 108 56
92 I guess you could say I'm a bit of a clothes horse. 1.4451 0.03115 510 346 101 63
93 This suit makes me feel like a stud 1.4447 0.03099 497 333 107 57
94 Be honest, does the vest make me look like an ass? 1.4442 0.03293 484 336 81 67
95 Finding matching shoes is the most difficult part. 1.4439 0.03153 428 276 114 38
96 I heard coat and tails are in. 1.4426 0.03216 470 318 96 56
97 You could say I'm a bit of a clothes horse. 1.4423 0.03273 459 312 91 56
98 A pair of jockeys will do 1.4391 0.03088 460 302 114 44
99 Can your farrier recommend some shoes that match? 1.4386 0.03917 285 187 71 27
100 I'll be banned in Florida, but no pants it is. 1.4378 0.03177 466 314 100 52
101 You can lead me to the cash register but you can't make me pay." 1.4375 0.03606 352 235 80 37
102 I'm looking for a dashing suit that's half off.” 1.4372 0.03659 446 329 39 78
103 Next, what can you show me in reins? 1.4372 0.03087 430 277 118 35
104 Before you make the pants, we should talk about the zipper. 1.4372 0.03485 398 271 80 47
105 I want something that says “Mythical, God-like” but I can also wear casual. 1.4372 0.03458 382 255 87 40
106 Excellent. Now I'll gallop over to your equine petite department. 1.4370 0.03588 476 355 34 87
107 "I like it, but it makes my ass look huge. 1.4360 0.03245 461 315 91 55
108 What do you think; Does this make my ass look good? 1.4357 0.03279 420 280 97 43
109 You may have figured it out already, but I’m a bit of a clothes horse. 1.4356 0.03307 427 288 92 47
110 You think this will make me the centaur of attention? 1.4340 0.03229 447 302 96 49
111 The invitation called for tails. 1.4336 0.03160 429 282 108 39
112 Do you think the stripes will make me stand out? 1.4321 0.03311 405 270 95 40
113 : "it's a formal dance, and I don't want to look like Ihave two left feet." 1.4316 0.03325 380 249 98 33
114 I need something that says “approachable, but not from behind” 1.4299 0.03472 421 295 71 55
115 Be honest. Does this make me look like an Ass? 1.4292 0.03375 445 312 75 58
116 I prefer something with tails. 1.4289 0.03305 415 280 92 43
117 Can I wear this with jockeys? 1.4289 0.03241 450 308 91 51
118 I hate to be difficult, but the ad specifically mentioned a PAIR of pants. 1.4270 0.03236 445 304 92 49
119 Aaaah yes. This will be perfect for my stag party. 1.4268 0.03315 410 277 91 42
120 I need something that slays it in both the boardroom and the barn. 1.4264 0.03400 387 261 87 39
121 So, does this make me look like a stud? 1.4262 0.03350 413 282 86 45
122 Do you think this is too formal for a barn wedding? 1.4251 0.03309 414 281 90 43
123 I’m afraid I’ve always been a bit of a clothes horse. 1.4236 0.03337 406 276 88 42
124 I'm the best half-man. 1.4224 0.03140 393 255 110 28
125 It looks fine, but I'm still half the man I used to be. 1.4199 0.03455 381 261 80 40
126 Some of my friends think I'm a real clothes horse. 1.4187 0.03334 406 278 86 42
127 For pants I take a 32 by 34 by 32 by 34. 1.4185 0.03263 399 268 95 36
128 I also need new shoes. 1.4185 0.03480 368 251 80 37
129 For years they called me a clothes horse, so I just went with it. 1.4182 0.03293 428 296 85 47
130 You'll never catch me wearing a polo shirt. 1.4176 0.03655 364 256 64 44
131 Not a problem. It comes with two pairs of pants. 1.4167 0.03413 396 274 79 43
132 I have to look good, my last date was a night-mare. 1.4154 0.03804 337 238 58 41
133 I'm looking for something that exudes good breeding. 1.4150 0.03350 400 275 84 41
134 Thanks for helping me out, most of the time I get sent to Western Wear. 1.4146 0.03554 369 257 71 41
135 I don’t need pants, but I will take a look at your shoe collection. 1.4141 0.03525 355 243 77 35
136 Now I'll need shoes to match! 1.4135 0.03505 370 256 75 39
137 English, of course. 1.4124 0.03327 371 249 91 31
138 I’m best man at my half brother’s wedding. 1.4105 0.03637 324 221 73 30
139 You are going to be the centuar of attention 1.4083 0.03658 360 256 61 43
140 Dressage for the job you want, not the one you have. 1.4078 0.04610 206 142 44 20
141 I'll be the centaur of attention. 1.4068 0.03435 354 241 82 31
142 Don't you just love a tux with tails? 1.4066 0.03521 364 254 72 38
143 What’s that supposed to mean, ‘Nobody’s gonna notice the jacket anyway’? 1.4044 0.04031 319 234 41 44
144 It's semi-formal. 1.4038 0.03716 317 220 66 31
145 I like it,but does it come with a second pair of pants? 1.4036 0.03604 337 234 70 33
146 These family weddings always turn into a bacchanal. 1.4018 0.04122 331 251 27 53
147 I won’t need pants. The invitation specified “Tie and Tails.” 1.4017 0.03517 361 253 71 37
148 Sorry about the mess in the changing room 1.4012 0.03601 334 232 70 32
149 No thanks. I work from home. 1.4006 0.03576 317 216 75 26
150 My father was a Clothes horse. 1.4006 0.03740 332 236 59 37
151 Are you sure this tie doesn’t make my torso look too long? 1.4000 0.03591 285 189 78 18
152 Can I get a discount since I don't need the trousers? 1.4000 0.03524 320 217 78 25
153 Why yes, I was raised in a barn. Why do you ask? 1.3994 0.03611 348 246 65 37
154 My pants size is sixteen hands. 1.3994 0.03673 328 230 65 33
155 Fashion is part of good breeding. 1.3988 0.03611 326 226 70 30
156 Do you have it in a dapple grey? 1.3978 0.03313 357 242 88 27
157 Of course I need a private stall! 1.3964 0.03639 338 239 64 35
158 Does this suit come with a 2nd pair of pants ? 1.3962 0.03480 318 215 80 23
159 Remember the good old days when a suit came with two pairs of pants? 1.3947 0.03823 304 215 58 31
160 Do I look like a stud? 1.3921 0.03658 329 233 63 33
161 I’m opposed to suede. 1.3916 0.03642 286 194 72 20
162 No need for pants. I do all my meetings on Zoom. 1.3913 0.03793 322 232 54 36
163 I thought the suit came with two pairs of pants. 1.3902 0.03665 305 212 67 26
164 Do you think this tie will clash with my enormous penis?” 1.3899 0.04058 277 199 48 30
165 How long to tailor the pants? 1.3889 0.03428 324 221 80 23
166 And now the hard part. 1.3883 0.03827 309 222 54 33
167 Now to the blacksmith for matching shoes. 1.3881 0.03899 286 203 55 28
168 It's so rare I find a shirt that fits my neck so well. 1.3878 0.03488 312 213 77 22
169 What do you think, saddle or blanket? 1.3878 0.03852 294 209 56 29
170 And it comes with two pairs of slacks? 1.3862 0.03827 290 205 58 27
171 Ladies go for the tie and tails 1.3861 0.03626 316 222 66 28
172 Don’t you just hate those New Yorker cartoons where they throw in a centaur? 1.3854 0.04291 288 219 27 42
173 What do you think, do I look like a stud? 1.3848 0.03669 330 237 59 34
174 I won’t be needing tails. 1.3833 0.04180 227 158 51 18
175 After I am done with the tailor, can I talk to your blacksmith about a new pair of shoes? 1.3824 0.03598 319 225 66 28
176 I'll take 2 pair of pants. 1.3823 0.03669 293 204 66 23
177 Being a clotheshorse is more than a passion, it's a lifestyle. 1.3819 0.03873 288 206 54 28
178 Is it too revealing? 1.3808 0.03652 302 212 65 25
179 First impression. Quick! Will her parents like my beard? 1.3808 0.03642 260 175 71 14
180 I'm speaking tomorrow night at the 4H Club. 1.3805 0.04190 226 158 50 18
181 Does it come with a second pair of pants. 1.3803 0.03814 284 201 58 25
182 I don't know... I think it makes me look like a horse's ass. 1.3791 0.03982 277 200 49 28
183 This will look great for my day at the races. 1.3767 0.03607 292 203 68 21
184 This is half decent. 1.3763 0.03358 279 185 83 11
185 And this sport coat comes with two pairs of pants? 1.3759 0.03736 266 184 64 18
186 Do you think the vest it too much? 1.3755 0.03854 269 190 57 22
187 Thanks for the dressage. 1.3750 0.03628 304 215 64 25
188 Just the jacket - I'm a news anchor. 1.3740 0.04247 262 195 36 31
189 This fits much better than the pants. 1.3735 0.03979 257 183 52 22
190 Am I correct,sir,in assuming this suit comes with two pair of pants? 1.3728 0.03921 279 202 50 27
191 It's for a bridle party. 1.3726 0.03761 263 183 62 18
192 No, I have shoes already. 1.3709 0.03718 275 193 62 20
193 The tie, yea or neigh 1.3707 0.04028 259 187 48 24
194 Half of me really loves it, but the other half thinks it might be a little too formal 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
195 I might need some tailoring on the pants. 1.3696 0.03896 257 182 55 20
196 And,two pairs of pants,please 1.3681 0.03495 288 199 72 17
197 Make sure it's top of the line. I don't want to half-ass it. 1.3676 0.03919 272 197 50 25
198 That jacket really behooves you, sir 1.3676 0.03919 272 197 50 25
199 Got any of those jacket-and-two-pairs-of-pants deals? 1.3673 0.04446 226 167 35 24
200 Much better! The tuxedo made me look like a penguin. 1.3669 0.03857 278 201 52 25
201 You'll have to take the pants out a bit! 1.3667 0.03649 270 188 65 17
202 Centaur couture is making a comeback this season for our prêt à porter et galop line. Laurie Dickstein-Fischer, Needham, MA 1.3660 0.04269 265 201 31 33
203 I want something that says business in the front, racehorse in the back. 1.3655 0.04108 238 171 47 20
204 Do you charge for alterations? 1.3626 0.03873 262 188 53 21
205 ‘Part of me likes this’ 1.3625 0.04032 251 182 47 22
206 I'll need alterations on the pants. My jockeys have been riding up on me. 1.3615 0.04079 260 192 42 26
207 Throw in some sugar cubes and I’ll take it. 1.3614 0.04054 249 181 46 22
208 It’s for a Zoom meeting. 1.3613 0.04313 238 177 36 25
209 I say niegh. 1.3600 0.03708 250 174 62 14
210 So you think tails are coming back? 1.3596 0.04273 228 167 40 21
211 The fit is fine, but you might want to clean the dressing room. 1.3595 0.04217 242 179 39 24
212 I'm going to the Vet Gala 1.3583 0.03833 254 181 55 18
213 And for the pants, cuffs or no cuffs. 1.3577 0.03832 246 174 56 16
214 Costume party? No, why do you ask? 1.3574 0.03814 235 164 58 13
215 I don't know. I'm kind of divided. 1.3574 0.03424 277 191 73 13
216 Do you think it makes my ass look fat? 1.3569 0.04055 255 188 43 24
217 Do the stripes make me look too zebra-ish? 1.3569 0.04017 255 187 45 23
218 What do you think? Yay or nay? 1.3568 0.04417 227 170 33 24
219 Indeed, I like to be front-and-centaur! 1.3563 0.03759 261 186 57 18
220 Do you have anything a little more racy? 1.3559 0.04060 222 158 49 15
221 Now be a good fellow and tell me how it looks from the back. 1.3556 0.04082 239 174 45 20
222 You will be delighted. sir, to know that this suit comes with two pairs of trousers 1.3551 0.04173 245 182 39 24
223 Like everyone else, one leg at a time. 1.3546 0.04099 251 186 41 24
224 It's a little tight in the withers. 1.3542 0.03847 240 170 55 15
225 No I won’t be needing the pants. The invitation said black tie and tails. 1.3541 0.04103 257 192 39 26
226 I prefer tails. 1.3540 0.03755 226 156 60 10
227 Let me ask my better half. 1.3529 0.03573 272 192 64 16
228 - "Hopefully, the zipper turns out okay. I have real trouble with flys." 1.3527 0.03937 275 205 43 27
229 I wish the shoe department was this easy. 1.3525 0.03975 244 177 48 19
230 The invitation said black tie and tails. 1.3522 0.04104 247 183 41 23
231 The jacket is great! Now let's talk trousers. 1.3519 0.05066 162 120 27 15
232 Always being groomed, but never the groom 1.3502 0.04054 237 173 45 19
233 Do you think the vest is a bit too 'Look at me!'? 1.3500 0.04275 220 162 39 19
234 They said the race was semi-formal. 1.3496 0.04193 226 166 41 19
235 The suit really behooves me, don't you think? 1.3491 0.03976 232 167 49 16
236 Working remotely has made shopping for clothing so much easier. 1.3491 0.04159 232 171 41 20
237 Be honest, does the jacket make my hooves look big 1.3487 0.04169 238 177 39 22
238 Does it make me look fast? 1.3482 0.03922 224 159 52 13
239 I like it. Let’s try on the pants.” 1.3471 0.04240 242 183 34 25
240 Perfect! You will be the Centaur of attention. 1.3460 0.04178 237 177 38 22
241 Sagittarius. Why do you ask? 1.3460 0.04450 211 158 33 20
242 I take a 34 tail 1.3454 0.03908 249 182 48 19
243 I forget, should my tie match my hooves or my tail? 1.3442 0.04337 215 160 36 19
244 I'll take it once I find the right shoes. 1.3439 0.04331 189 136 41 12
245 Just the jacket and vest, thank you. 1.3433 0.04001 233 170 46 17
246 Is there an option for trousers with a rear fly zone?" 1.3422 0.04288 225 169 35 21
247 I think I'll definitely be the centaur of attention with this 1.3410 0.04202 217 160 40 17
248 This vest makes me look like a zebra. 1.3398 0.04358 206 153 36 17
249 If it comes with two pair of pants, I'll take it. 1.3397 0.04094 209 151 45 13
250 Thanks. I'll be trotting along. 1.3392 0.04209 227 170 37 20
251 Now what can you do for my better half? 1.3391 0.04123 230 171 40 19
252 I'm afraid the tie may be a bit much. 1.3389 0.04055 239 178 41 20
253 I don't need the pants, it's only for a Zoom interview. 1.3389 0.04141 239 180 37 22
254 I’m the groom, so I’ll be front and centaur. 1.3381 0.04188 210 154 41 15
255 Can we actually take the legs in? 1.3378 0.04179 222 165 39 18
256 Yes the invitation said semi formal. 1.3377 0.03807 228 163 53 12
257 Just because I am a horse’s ass doesn’t mean I have to dress like one. 1.3375 0.03954 240 177 45 18
258 So I said nay. 1.3367 0.04394 196 145 36 15
259 I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. 1.3366 0.04143 205 149 43 13
260 Yay or neigh ? 1.3363 0.04534 223 174 23 26
261 Now for the inseam measurement, approach very slowly. 1.3362 0.03990 229 168 45 16
262 The jacket fits fine, but I’m worried about the trousers. 1.3362 0.04093 232 173 40 19
263 Bridle party. 1.3350 0.04510 206 157 29 20
264 Don't you think a striped vest will make me stand out? 1.3348 0.04087 221 163 42 16
265 I try to pick a tie that won’t attract attention… 1.3333 0.04193 201 147 41 13
266 Her father is against the whole thing because I’m Jewish. 1.3333 0.04403 195 145 35 15
267 Does this make me look sophisticated or do I just look like an ass? 1.3333 0.04234 210 156 38 16
268 I'm not sure that this is a good look with tails. 1.3333 0.04179 210 155 40 15
269 Love it! Pants? 1.3333 0.04321 204 152 36 16
270 What do you think of the tie—yay or neigh? 1.3333 0.04462 195 146 33 16
271 Do you have anything to prevent me from being a horses ass. 1.3333 0.04108 234 176 38 20
272 This motherfucker… 1.3317 0.05128 202 166 5 31
273 I do look good in tails. 1.3317 0.04292 202 150 37 15
274 The horse collar feels a bit tight. 1.3295 0.04865 176 135 24 17
275 With this jacket, I'll be the 'Centaur' of attention at the party! 1.3295 0.04499 173 127 35 11
276 Does it make my butt look big? 1.3286 0.04287 213 161 34 18
277 This tie...yeigh, or neigh? 1.3284 0.04414 201 152 32 17
278 I want to look hot to trot. 1.3283 0.04286 198 147 37 14
279 Great. I'll take it. Now could you direct me to your shoe department 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
280 Did you say this one is half off? 1.3267 0.04339 202 152 34 16
281 Why yes, I would like two pairs of pants. 1.3266 0.04208 199 147 39 13
282 You nailed the shoes. 1.3265 0.04313 196 146 36 14
283 You think this is formal enough for getting hitched? 1.3260 0.04493 181 135 33 13
284 Can you advise me on my dressage? 1.3249 0.04294 197 147 36 14
285 Do you know a blacksmith who makes matching shoes? 1.3245 0.04240 188 138 39 11
286 I’m actually a Gemini - but yes, a Sagittarius tailor would be great. 1.3245 0.04307 188 139 37 12
287 I'm done with the tailor, please send in the cowboy. 1.3243 0.04616 185 141 28 16
288 Be honest. I look like a horse's ass in this, don't I? 1.3242 0.04244 219 167 33 19
289 It’s the pants that are always the challenge. 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
290 Invitation said coat and tails only. 1.3238 0.04528 210 164 24 22
291 I'll need another pair of those. 1.3238 0.03993 210 154 44 12
292 I only need to make a stop at the blacksmiths for some new shoes and I will be off. 1.3237 0.04367 207 158 31 18
293 Can I try on something that makes me appear less conservative? 1.3235 0.04462 170 125 35 10
294 How do I look from behind? 1.3232 0.04215 198 147 38 13
295 Most of my meetings are on Zoom. 1.3232 0.04509 198 152 28 18
296 I don’t believe in one size fits all. 1.3229 0.04111 192 140 42 10
297 Does this make my ass seem big? 1.3229 0.04375 223 174 26 23
298 Very sorry about the mess in the dressing room. 1.3228 0.04604 189 145 27 17
299 For the bottoms, can you recommend something that will work for the office and a little evening Polo? 1.3224 0.04363 214 165 29 20
300 I was hoping for something a bit racier. 1.3207 0.04362 184 137 35 12
301 Now what about shoes 1.3202 0.04463 178 133 33 12
302 Do you have one in chestnut? 1.3200 0.04057 200 147 42 11
303 Where's your restroom? 1.3198 0.04099 172 123 43 6
304 ‘This is the perfect look for Zoom.’ 1.3194 0.04249 191 142 37 12
305 For the pants, I need something that doesn't say two guys in a vaudeville show. 1.3193 0.04683 166 125 29 12
306 Do you think this will clash with other members of the bridle party? 1.3186 0.04061 204 151 41 12
307 Blind dates never notice my ties. Why is that? 1.3186 0.04178 204 153 37 14
308 As long as I don't look like a horse's ass. 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
309 Does it look good? Stomp once for yes and twice for no. 1.3177 0.04230 192 143 37 12
310 I’m looking for something business on top and racy on the bottom. 1.3175 0.04531 189 145 28 16
311 So, 86 the trousers? 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
312 What lovely service; yes, I would love a carrot, thank you. 1.3168 0.05017 161 125 21 15
313 If you can guess how I wear pants, I’ll buy 3. 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
314 Sold. Now where can I find your shoe department? 1.3163 0.04168 196 146 38 12
315 It looks even better with tails. 1.3155 0.04625 187 145 25 17
316 The trousers can be altered, right? 1.3155 0.04167 187 138 39 10
317 Same as you - one leg at a time, why? 1.3150 0.04287 200 152 33 15
318 Are the alterations included? 1.3146 0.04659 178 137 26 15
319 I'm sure you be the centaur of attention at the ball sir. 1.3141 0.04428 191 146 30 15
320 The pants may need to be reined in a bit. 1.3136 0.04687 169 129 27 13
321 I’ll need a matching pocket square, and manure bag. 1.3135 0.04463 185 141 30 14
322 Is this too formal for a stag-party? 1.3132 0.04308 182 136 35 11
323 the dress code said tails. 1.3131 0.04314 198 151 32 15
324 Yes, the sale price includes two pairs of trousers. 1.3131 0.04431 198 153 28 17
325 I'm always smiling. Otherwise someone is bound to say, "Why the long face?" 1.3128 0.04058 179 130 42 7
326 I'm looking for something that says 'business on the top, party on the bottom.' 1.3128 0.04428 179 135 32 12
327 Now this is embarrassing, but someone left a huge pile of manure in your dressing room. 1.3121 0.04679 173 133 26 14
328 There, I am now no longer just Ed. 1.3111 0.04336 180 135 34 11
329 And I need the cuffs to just touch my hoofs. 1.3106 0.04845 161 124 24 13
330 This suit does include a second pair of pants,right? 1.3103 0.03998 232 178 36 18
331 I look like a jackass. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
332 I work from home 1.3092 0.03881 207 153 44 10
333 Oh, it’s a zoom wedding 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
334 Thank you for your assistance. Not many sales clerks know how to convert inches to hands. 1.3090 0.04507 178 136 29 13
335 Thanks but I do not need the tails. 1.3090 0.04291 178 133 35 10
336 I'm not sure about this tie. It makes me look... funny... 1.3088 0.04098 204 154 37 13
337 I can't help but feel like it makes my butt look big. 1.3085 0.04336 188 143 32 13
338 I think the 18 hands is a better fit. 1.3077 0.04821 169 132 22 15
339 Tails ate optional for this party. 1.3077 0.04420 156 115 34 7
340 I'm chomping at the bit. How much? 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
341 You could try Men’s Marehouse for the rest… 1.3077 0.04569 182 141 26 15
342 I'm hoping to attract someone looking for a stable relationship. 1.3073 0.04555 179 138 27 14
343 I say neigh on the pants. 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
344 How's my ass look? 1.3069 0.04316 189 144 32 13
345 How much for the matching chaps? 1.3068 0.03924 176 127 44 5
346 It's for an interview on Zoom. 1.3065 0.04229 186 140 35 11
347 That color really makes your hooves pop. 1.3064 0.04290 173 129 35 9
348 Love the coat! Now, do you have trousers that don't make my ass look too big? 1.3057 0.04498 193 151 25 17
349 I don't want to look like an ass.... 1.3056 0.04464 180 138 29 13
350 It does look more distinguished with tails 1.3056 0.04533 180 139 27 14
351 And two pairs of trousers. 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
352 It'll work for my Zoom interview. 1.3053 0.04231 190 144 34 12
353 I’m just the best man. But honestly, the groom is a horse’s ass. 1.3053 0.04487 190 148 26 16
354 You think the little horses on the tie are too much? 1.3043 0.04459 184 142 28 14
355 Would a tie pin be too distracting? 1.3043 0.04666 161 123 27 11
356 That’s a “nay” on the matching pants, then? 1.3039 0.04082 181 134 39 8
357 I'd like to consult with my better half.” 1.3039 0.04511 181 140 27 14
358 Nothing too flashy. I don't need to be the centaur of attention. 1.3039 0.04157 181 135 37 9
359 I fully expect to be the centaur of attention. 1.3038 0.04894 158 123 22 13
360 Does it make my ass look big ? ? 1.3036 0.04758 168 131 23 14
361 Does 'Black Tie Optional' mean I have to wear pants? 1.3036 0.04368 168 126 33 9
362 It needs to reek of sartorial, centaurial splendor. 1.3034 0.04727 145 109 28 8
363 I’ve been hired as a news anchor. 1.3032 0.04190 188 142 35 11
364 I also need to be shod. 1.3029 0.04618 175 136 25 14
365 My fashion sense is from my mother. My father was a real ass. 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
366 You don’t remember me from high school? 1.3026 0.05030 152 119 20 13
367 Okay, stop with the clotheshorse jokes, already!" 1.3023 0.04527 172 132 28 12
368 It's so me: business on the top, party animal on the bottom. 1.3012 0.04313 166 124 34 8
369 I dress to be the centaur of attention. 1.3011 0.04284 186 142 32 12
370 I insist on being the centaur of attention. 1.3006 0.04504 173 133 28 12
371 I like the jacket but the pants made my ass look big. 1.3006 0.04578 173 134 26 13
372 I'll say 'yea' to the jacket, but 'neighhhhh' to the vest. 1.3000 0.04308 180 137 32 11
373 Perfect. All I need now is a derby. 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
374 Of course all our suits come with an extra air of pants 1.2994 0.04430 177 136 29 12
375 In this, I can trot my daughter down the aisle. 1.2983 0.04428 181 140 28 13
376 I'm trying to be the centaur of attention. 1.2983 0.04632 181 143 22 16
377 Did you say you have a two for one special on pants? 1.2970 0.04143 165 122 37 6
378 My fiancé is over at David’s Bridle 1.2968 0.04944 155 122 20 13
379 Does it look good with these shoes? 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
380 Oh, it's just a Zoom meeting; I don't need the pants. 1.2961 0.04457 179 139 27 13
381 My wife is constantly riding me to buy new clothes. 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
382 Well, we got the easy part out of the way. 1.2949 0.04831 156 122 22 12
383 You don't think it makes my ass look big? 1.2948 0.04708 173 137 21 15
384 I figure, if you're going to be a clothes horse, be a clothes horse! 1.2948 0.04563 173 135 25 13
385 Do you think I look good in tails? 1.2944 0.04505 180 141 25 14
386 I'm hoping to increase my stud fee. 1.2941 0.04466 170 131 28 11
387 It's nice but let's go with the one with two pairs of pants. 1.2941 0.04307 170 129 32 9
388 You do carry suits with two sets of trousers, right? 1.2941 0.04466 170 131 28 11
389 And alterations are included? 1.2941 0.04307 170 129 32 9
390 Does it come in tails? 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
391 This one's not half bad. 1.2931 0.04158 174 131 35 8
392 Just the jacket, please - I work remotely. 1.2928 0.04483 181 142 25 14
393 I'm the best man and the chauffeur. 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
394 Not half bad. 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
395 Are those pants 34W x 36L x 4? 1.2917 0.04416 168 129 29 10
396 Zoom has done wonders for my career. 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
397 Well, if you're offering I'll take an oat milk latte. 1.2911 0.04777 158 124 22 12
398 Sorry about the mess in the dressing room. 1.2909 0.04865 165 132 18 15
399 This tie - Yay or Neigh? 1.2909 0.04631 165 129 24 12
400 Not looking forward to this wedding. I have two left feet and I’m a little bit hoarse. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
401 I need a suit that says, “Gallop.” 1.2905 0.04074 179 135 36 8
402 Perfect for the Satyrday ball. 1.2903 0.04290 155 116 33 6
403 Eyes up here, buddy. 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
404 Be careful measuring the inseam. 1.2898 0.04196 176 134 33 9
405 And what’s your 4 for 2 policy on leggings? 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
406 I do prefer coats with tails. 1.2890 0.04474 173 135 26 12
407 Keep the pants. 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
408 I’m going for the equestrian look.” 1.2889 0.04278 180 139 30 11
409 Excuse my voice: I'm a little horse. 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
410 I’m looking for something with extra leg room. 1.2885 0.04548 156 120 27 9
411 I won't be needing the pants. It's a Zoom interview." 1.2883 0.04582 163 127 25 11
412 Is there a matching blanket? 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
413 How do I look? Just say yea or neigh. 1.2875 0.04807 160 127 20 13
414 It drapes nicely over my withers. 1.2873 0.04258 181 140 30 11
415 I'll take it, my good man. Do you have a bit or bridal to match? 1.2872 0.04079 188 144 34 10
416 You should see the bride 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
417 Are you thinking what I am? Saddleback shoes? 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
418 At last I'm in a stable relationship. 1.2866 0.04612 157 122 25 10
419 Do you think the stripes make me look unusual? 1.2865 0.04261 185 144 29 12
420 I'm a 192x34 pant. 1.2857 0.04530 161 125 26 10
421 to the left 1.2857 0.04940 161 130 16 15
422 Now the shoes. 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
423 Every filly's crazy about a sharp-dressed mane. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
424 I think these tails will go better with your tail. 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
425 I stand corrected sir. It will be a coat and tail , not tails . 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
426 This is perfect for Zoom.” 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
427 I’m set—the party is black tie and tails. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
428 No need - I'm only ever seen on zoom calls. 1.2849 0.04480 172 135 25 12
429 Do you have anything with a centaur vent? 1.2848 0.04451 165 128 27 10
430 I just don’t want to be the centaur of attention. 1.2848 0.04772 165 132 19 14
431 Do you have anything that doesn't make me look like a horse's ass? 1.2848 0.04533 165 129 25 11
432 Do you happen to have any saddles? 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
433 It's for my groom's wedding. 1.2847 0.04993 144 114 19 11
434 I prefer a little more room in the seat. 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
435 I'll pass on the pants. 1.2840 0.04295 169 130 30 9
436 This jacket will indeed make me the centaur of attention. 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
437 Seems a bit tight. Do you have anything in a 16 hand? 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
438 So far, so good. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
439 It’s for a Greek Unorthodox wedding, you see… 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
440 The invitation said Coat and Tails...That's me! 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
441 Does the striped vest make me look too zebra-ish? 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
442 You'll want to send someone with a shovel and rake to Changing Room 3. 1.2830 0.04561 159 124 25 10
443 Sagittarius. How did you guess? 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
444 It’s alright, my interview is over Zoom. 1.2819 0.04160 149 111 34 4
445 I was going pantless long before Zoom. 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
446 I’d like something that will not stand out… 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
447 I'm not half the man I used to be, but I clean up ok. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
448 I'm afraid to use the mirror, people say I look like an ass from the back. 1.2807 0.04251 171 132 30 9
449 Tails are out 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
450 I'm English, not Western. 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
451 Tell me honestly, does this jacket make my hind quarters look big? 1.2800 0.05016 150 121 16 13
452 The jacket fits great. Do you sell it WITHOUT pants? 1.2798 0.04215 168 129 31 8
453 The bottom half is business casual. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
454 Would you happen to have a saddle blanket that would go with this tie? 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
455 So you're saying this will get me noticed? 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
456 If you take off 10% I’ll give you a ride home. 1.2789 0.04806 147 116 21 10
457 Pants are 2 for 1, right? 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
458 I’m business on top, party on the bottom. 1.2785 0.04478 158 123 26 9
459 May I ask, does the gentleman prefer pockets or stirrups on your trousers? 1.2781 0.05160 151 124 12 15
460 I need a suit for a wedding. I'm the Best Half-Man. 1.2781 0.04219 151 114 32 5
461 The invitation said pants optional. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
462 Thanks, this will be great for my Zoom calls. 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
463 It is so difficult to find something that goes with white hooves. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
464 Maybe a kilt? 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
465 A bowler please, It's Derby Day. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
466 Tails and top hats are a must for the Royal Ascot. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
467 It's a little snug around the withers." 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
468 Do you think this is too dressy for dressage? 1.2767 0.04542 159 125 24 10
469 I’d like the pants cuffed, just above the hoof. 1.2767 0.04177 159 121 32 6
470 I still feel half dressed. 1.2763 0.04090 152 114 34 4
471 It compliments my withers. 1.2761 0.04015 163 123 35 5
472 It's a long story involving a magic potion and a stable 1.2759 0.05037 145 117 16 12
473 Now, let's see if your blacksmith is as good as your tailor. 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
474 Frankly, no matter what I wear I'm always the Centaur of attention. 1.2756 0.04776 156 125 19 12
475 Trot around and see how you feel. 1.2756 0.05324 127 102 15 10
476 What do you mean this is an odd look?!? This combination totally says, 'Business on top and fun below!' 1.2754 0.04468 167 132 24 11
477 The jacket’s great, but the pants make me look like an ass. 1.2749 0.04470 171 136 23 12
478 Do you have a saddle blanket to match the vest? 1.2746 0.04373 142 108 29 5
479 So you think I’ll win at dressage? 1.2744 0.04522 164 130 23 11
480 I don't know what it is exactly, but Ralph Lauren just gets me. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
481 Well, you see, I’m what you would call a clothes horse. 1.2740 0.04813 146 116 20 10
482 This is just the suit to trample my compteition 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
483 Jesus, Todd. I’m a Minotaur and your biggest question is how I tuck in my shirt? 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
484 The vest — yay or neigh? 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
485 The trousers will be a bit trickier. 1.2733 0.04112 150 113 33 4
486 First impressions are so important. 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
487 I think I'd prefer something with tails. 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
488 I'll need two pair of trousers. 1.2733 0.04370 172 136 25 11
489 I dunno - I feel like this makes me look like a real horse's ass. 1.2727 0.04632 154 122 22 10
490 Do you wear left or right? 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
491 Honestly, do you think the striped vest will draw too much attention? 1.2727 0.04497 165 131 23 11
492 I want a look that draws attention to my face. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
493 Actually, I'm a three quarter horse. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
494 I'll skip the pants, I'm working from home these days. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
495 I like the jacket but part of me says neigh. 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
496 Does this make me look like a jackass? 1.2717 0.04347 173 137 25 11
497 I like it, but I’ll have to check with my better half 1.2717 0.04347 173 137 25 11
498 Do I look like a win, place or show? 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
499 I'm glad you sell separates. 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
500 Does the tie go well with my hooves? 1.2715 0.04785 151 121 19 11
501 You're right, the tie really draws the eyes upward. 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
502 I wear a size 38 very very very long. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
503 Maybe it’s just me, but I think the jacket makes my butt look big. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
504 The striped vest is a little too attention-getting. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
505 And does this one come with an extra pair of pants? 1.2710 0.04513 155 122 24 9
506 Trousers. silk, bright colors, and four riding boots. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
507 I'll need a matching set for my groom. 1.2706 0.04476 170 136 22 12
508 There are worse curses. 1.2704 0.04522 159 126 23 10
509 With a slight break at the hoofs 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
510 Tell me ... honestly ... Do I look like a stud? 1.2703 0.04755 148 118 20 10
511 Do you think the beard is too much? 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
512 It keeps riding up on me. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
513 Could you show me something in shoeing? 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
514 If I don't wear a necktie, I always feel half-dressed. 1.2698 0.05091 126 100 18 8
515 A jacket with a split tail, please. 1.2697 0.04848 152 123 17 12
516 I reckon this suit will make me the centaur of attention. 1.2697 0.04848 152 123 17 12
517 I'm at 3:1 odds she'll go through with it. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
518 I just felt that going around shirtless the whole time was attracting too much attention. 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
519 Looks good, but will the tie heroically flap over my shoulder while I gallop? 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
520 My cousin can’t wear stripes; he’s a zebra. 1.2695 0.04919 141 113 18 10
521 I really feel like this tie is going to make me stand out. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
522 And, of course, I'll need horse shoes. Anything in a wing-tip? 1.2690 0.04820 145 116 19 10
523 Behooves you 1.2690 0.05015 145 118 15 12
524 What's your horseshoe selection look like? 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
525 Mr. Ed referred me. 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
526 Do your suits still come with two pairs of pants? 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
527 Do you do alterations? 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
528 ['m getting married to a mermaid. [t's been a surf and turf relationship. 1.2683 0.05424 123 100 13 10
529 Father always said, "Dress for the stable you want, not the stable you have." 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
530 I was thinking maybe a bolero 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
531 My eyes are up here. 1.2676 0.04888 142 114 18 10
532 Are you sure this isn't too formal for the Preakness? 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
533 She said she was going to fuck me and the horse I rode in on. 1.2676 0.05185 142 117 12 13
534 It's a black tie and tail affair. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
535 In lieu of a top hat, may I suggest a derby? 1.2676 0.04888 142 114 18 10
536 Pants? It's not that formal. 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
537 My waist is 56”. My trouser lengths are 34’, 34” , 38” 38”, Plain front please. 1.2671 0.04790 146 117 19 10
538 No pants, but I would like to speak with your Fourier about shoe options. 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
539 They say I'm a quarter horse but it's more like two thirds. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
540 You mentioned free alterations. Can I try the trousers? 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
541 Forgive my voice, I'm a little horse. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
542 I'm a stud. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
543 I love the jacket, but the pants are going to need some alterations. 1.2667 0.04232 135 102 30 3
544 ‘’Does this make me look like an ass?’’ 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
545 The clothes make the half-man, too. 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
546 Do I still get two pair of pants. 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
547 Cuffs or no cuffs 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
548 Gives a whole new meaning to the word "dressage". 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
549 Do I look like a horse's a** in this suit? 1.2657 0.04754 143 114 20 9
550 You have to look sharp as a flight attendant. 1.2656 0.05141 128 103 16 9
551 I wear about a forty furlong 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
552 I feel like a horse's ass wearing this. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
553 Do you think the stripes will get me noticed? 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
554 Cuffs in front legs. No cuffs in back. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
555 I feel like a stud. 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
556 Yes, it's a gated community. Why do you ask? 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
557 Does this make my hind quarters look big? 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
558 No matter what they say I think the clothes do make the man! 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
559 Now, if you'll direct me to the blacksmith. 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
560 The Kentucky Derby is always the busiest time of the year for me. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
561 Now for the hard part... 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
562 Your ad said alterations are free. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
563 Where's the shoe department? 1.2639 0.04406 144 112 26 6
564 They say to dress for the species you want, not the species you have 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
565 I prefer to be called "they". 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
566 No, I am not interested in pants. I am an online therapist. 1.2635 0.04923 148 121 15 12
567 The invitation said to wear a black tie and tails. 1.2632 0.04736 152 123 18 11
568 I may need a little help with the inseam. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
569 One more pun and this'll be a no-horse-town. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
570 Just this, thanks - the invitation says dressy casual. 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
571 Black tie required. Pants optional. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
572 Tonight, I sow my wild oats. Tomorrow, I eat them. 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
573 What do you think? Yea or neigh? 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
574 So . . . yea or neigh? 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
575 Maybe something with a long tail. 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
576 Met Gala, Centaur’s theme, check 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
577 Too fancy for a farm to table restaurant? 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
578 Be honest. Does this make my rear end look big? 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
579 I tried this with a bowtie but it just made me look like a jackass. 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
580 Can you let out the pants? 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
581 Does it make my ass look … horsey? 1.2612 0.05182 134 110 13 11
582 You said this tie would make me look slimmer! Not seeing it! 1.2611 0.04531 157 126 21 10
583 Don't you have anything in tails? 1.2611 0.04708 157 128 17 12
584 Does this tie make my ass look fat ? 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
585 I don't need pants, but I could use an extra pair of shoes. 1.2606 0.04290 165 131 25 9
586 You're right! Clothes do make the horse. 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
587 Is there a stall so I can try on the pants? 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
588 To start, I'd like something without tails. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
589 I think I will need the pants tailored. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
590 I need something that says, this is not my first rodeo. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
591 Do you think I would look funny if I went with a bow tie? 1.2597 0.04680 154 125 18 11
592 Yes, I’m sure this is going to cost me an arm and four legs. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
593 No, I'll just take the jacket. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
594 Any discount on two pairs of trousers? 1.2590 0.04933 139 113 16 10
595 I trust people will ride on my coat tails 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
596 I'm a friend of the groom 1.2589 0.04528 112 85 25 2
597 It's a formal event. Black tie and tail. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
598 I look like a horse in this. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
599 Does this make me look too much like an ass? 1.2585 0.04638 147 118 20 9
600 Well, frankly sir, from the back it makes you look like a horse’s ass 1.2578 0.05232 128 105 13 10
601 I understood it came with two pairs of pants. 1.2578 0.05113 128 104 15 9
602 Please send a custodian to the dressing room with a shovel. 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
603 I love that it's half-off. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
604 Don’t worry about the trousers…I’m set. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
605 Is it an aye or neigh? 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
606 The jacket is perfect, but the pants will need some alterations. 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
607 So, let's talk pants. 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
608 I'll take two pairs of the pants 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
609 Say, I look halfway decent in this. 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
610 Love the tux but won’t be needing the tails. 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
611 For the pants I usually wear a 33 long, 67 across, then another 33 long again. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
612 Thank you—this is perfect for my bridle shower. 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
613 Is it half off without the pants? 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
614 Should I go with the tie or the brindle? 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
615 I would like something with clean lines and, well, a little equine. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
616 One leg at a time. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
617 So neigh on the cummerbund? 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
618 Tell your farrier I don't want shoes with spatz. They're too conspicuous and I like blending in. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
619 Now I’m ready for the stag party 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
620 Sorry, but since the breakup, I can't even look at camel hair. 1.2556 0.05080 133 109 14 10
621 It does fits, but it makes me look like an ass. 1.2556 0.04851 133 107 18 8
622 The fit is great, but do you have something in a camel? 1.2556 0.04967 133 108 16 9
623 Does the vest make me stand out? 1.2555 0.04751 137 110 19 8
624 That's perfect, sir. Now, the trousers may require some slight alteration. 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
625 This suits me perfectly. Business up front, party in the back. 1.2555 0.04399 137 107 25 5
626 I don’t want to be the centaur of attention, I just want to fit in 1.2555 0.04751 137 110 19 8
627 I'm business in the front, party in the back. 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
628 Do you think this makes my butt look big? 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
629 The invitation said tails. I should be fine "au naturel". 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
630 Just make sure that I don't look like a horse's ass. 1.2553 0.04657 141 113 20 8
631 Centaur or satyr, on a webcam its all the same. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
632 The coat is perfect, but the changing room is a bit tight. 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
633 Your shoe section please? I brought my own nails. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
634 The trousers? Nay. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
635 Yes, I suppose you could say I’m a clothes horse. 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
636 But does it make me look studly? 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
637 This suit will make them notice me. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
638 Toss in four shoes and I’ll take it 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
639 Absolutely Dashing Sir. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
640 People tell me I'm quite the clothes horse 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
641 I assume you have two pairs of trousers to match the sports coat? 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
642 This appropriate for the Gallup Poll Gala? 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
643 Is this too saytrically elegant for the bacchanalia? 1.2535 0.05235 142 120 8 14
644 Does it come with a matching feed bag? 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
645 I'll need footwear, too. Do you have anything in iron? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
646 It certainly behooves me to look my best. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
647 Did you say it comes with two pairs of pants? 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
648 Now I'd like to try on some shoes. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
649 Thank you but I need to hoof it to my interview. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
650 By chance do you have something colorful in a racing silk? 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
651 Does this tie make my bottom look fat? 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
652 I forgot to ask. Do you have a pants size in ‘hung like a horse?’” 1.2520 0.05240 127 105 12 10
653 It's for a Zoom interview. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
654 I'm not sure...are tails in or out now? 1.2519 0.04900 135 110 16 9
655 Could you cinch my collar a couple of notches? 1.2519 0.04299 135 105 26 4
656 As for the shoes, I understand your blacksmith is here on Fridays. 1.2519 0.04786 135 109 18 8
657 Are the stripes too distracting? 1.2518 0.04800 139 113 17 9
658 The clothes make the man, the horse makes them cool. 1.2517 0.04704 143 116 18 9
659 Something with pinstripes that comes with two pairs of pants 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
660 Might you have a two-for-one special on trousers? 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
661 Looks like HR is getting creative with their diversity hires 1.2516 0.04351 155 124 23 8
662 Why are you only showing me Jockey and Polo? 1.2500 0.04462 144 115 22 7
663 I've never had anyone look at my tie first. Thank you. 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
664 Did you say “with tails”? 1.2500 0.05087 132 109 13 10
665 Whoa! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
666 I hear you are doing 2 for 1 on trousers? 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
667 I see a trail blazer, sir. 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
668 Now for the tricky part, mathematically and stylistically speaking. What do you have in a double set of matching plus fours?” 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
669 I've been champing at the bit to get this jacket! 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
670 There. Now I'm sure she won't even notice. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
671 No, I’m a Republican actually. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
672 We both make excellent grooms. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
673 I'm here for the two pair for the price of one shoe sale 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
674 Thanks to you I'm now a clotheshorse. 1.2500 0.04685 148 121 17 10
675 My previous tailor was a bit of a cowboy. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
676 No bow tie, thanks. I don't want to stand out. 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
677 No worries, you just didn’t know! My pronouns are Hay and Neigh. 1.2500 0.04875 140 115 15 10
678 Do you have anything for the bottom? Not to brag but I'm hung like a... 1.2500 0.04868 136 111 16 9
679 Don't worry about that. I've got a kilt all picked out. I'm half Shetland, you know. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
680 This doesn’t quite match my style. Do you have any Polo’s? 1.2500 0.04150 128 98 28 2
681 It suits my better half. 1.2484 0.03855 153 118 32 3
682 I have an interview for a more stable job 1.2483 0.04646 145 118 18 9
683 Now, let's see how the pants fit. 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
684 Do I have to buy the pants too? 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
685 Also,I would like a matching blanket. 1.2482 0.04723 137 111 18 8
686 Very good, sir. And will you be needing the trousers altered? 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
687 It's a Greek wedding. 1.2481 0.04926 129 105 16 8
688 The invitation calls for tails, but I think I'm set. 1.2481 0.05047 129 106 14 9
689 Perfect. The tie matches my tail. 1.2481 0.04926 129 105 16 8
690 Do you think my ass looks big in this? 1.2481 0.04926 129 105 16 8
691 I'm just not sure people will take me seriously in this vest. 1.2481 0.04801 129 104 18 7
692 So....50% off? 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
693 Now, I’ll also need shoes…. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
694 Well, this should show the "neigh-sayers." 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
695 The tie is a bit tight - it makes me a little horse 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
696 Maybe now people will keep their eyes up here. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
697 It’s a little tight in the mane. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
698 It’s kinda funny, everyone just assumes I am a Democrat 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
699 I can buy this half-off, right? 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
700 It's just for a wedding. Why the damage deposit? 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
701 The collar is a bit tight, I'm feeling a little hoarse" 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
702 I’ve always dreamt of being called a clotheshorse. 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
703 Any you say this suit comes with two pairs of pants" 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
704 Would you like to see the matching trousers or a blanket? 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
705 Think the fillies will like it? 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
706 And it comes with two pairs of pants, right? 1.2462 0.05129 130 108 12 10
707 I've always considered my self a clothes horse. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
708 Can the slacks be altered? 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
709 I agree, the tails were too much. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
710 I'm half man but all clotheshorse. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
711 Tell me the truth - does this make my ass look big? 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
712 Does this tie go with my tail? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
713 No, I mean the other Ascot. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
714 Sorry for the delay, your pants required a slight alteration" 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
715 Just the jacket, thanks. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
716 My last outfit was tacky. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
717 I don’t want to be too formal, the bride’s a mermaid. 1.2452 0.04516 155 127 18 10
718 How many pairs of trousers,sir ? 1.2448 0.04571 143 116 19 8
719 We need to discuss the trousers, and specifically where the zipper goes. 1.2446 0.04880 139 115 14 10
720 How much is that in drachmas? 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
721 I’m looking for something for my better half. 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
722 Just don't call me a clothes horse." 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
723 You say it comes with a second pair of pants? 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
724 Does this tie say “Barn-mitzvah” to you? 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
725 Certainly, Sir, we do see clothes horses with some regularity, but.... 1.2444 0.04757 135 110 17 8
726 Now, about trousers... 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
727 My husband has been suggesting a more corporate look might compensate for the tail. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
728 This make me the centaur of attention. 1.2441 0.04837 127 103 17 7
729 Yes, I'm sure it only said "jacket required". 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
730 Now to find a pair of pants that doesn’t make my ass look fat. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
731 Yes, cuffs. But can we do long in front and short in back? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
732 No, I do not find the camel hair superior. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
733 I'll take the suit with two pair of pants 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
734 Am I not a picture of Centaurial Splendor? 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
735 Any chance the pants and jacket are sold separately? 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
736 Does this tie make me look horsey? 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
737 And jodhpurs? 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
738 I don't know, I would like something more discreet, I don't want to much attention 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
739 I know it works for Donald Duck, but I'm not sure I'm game for the no pants look. 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
740 Is this tie ok? I want to fit in. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
741 So this does or doesn't come with two pairs of trousers? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
742 I'm transitioning. 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
743 And now I just need a belt to match the horseshoes. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
744 The groom asked me to join his bridle party. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
745 You know you’re a very handsome young man, if you don’t mind me saying. I’d love to take you for a ride sometime. 1.2422 0.04112 128 99 27 2
746 Do the trousers come in mythic proportions 1.2420 0.04180 157 126 24 7
747 I won't need the tails. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
748 What do you have in matching trousers? 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
749 Does the shirt draw too much attention? 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
750 I’ve only met my new colleagues over Zoom and I want to look my best going into the office for the first time.” 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
751 Does it make me look too hippy? 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
752 Am I overdressed? I don't want to be the Centaur of attention. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
753 Do you have this, but in the neeeeeighvy? 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
754 I’m looking for something that says: “The most exciting two minutes in sports. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
755 The jacket fits great. Do you have pants in 38x152? 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
756 You’re sure it doesn’t make me look leggy? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
757 I miss the days when suits came with two pairs of pants. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
758 It's a morning bacchanal. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
759 It’s the social event of the Centaury. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
760 Can you nail on some wingtips? 1.2406 0.05023 133 111 12 10
761 I never buy pants off the rack. 1.2406 0.04909 133 110 14 9
762 You can't say "centaur" in Florida anymore. 1.2406 0.04791 133 109 16 8
763 I see you have gone with the tails 1.2406 0.04154 133 104 26 3
764 So, do you think it makes my ass look big? 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
765 Yes, cuffs on the pants, please. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
766 Can I mix and match? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
767 I'll need a matching feed bag. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
768 do ALL of your suits only come with one pair of pants? 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
769 You’ll need to tailer the pants. I already have shoes, 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
770 I was promoted to Manager of Diversity and Inclusion. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
771 Perfect. Business in the front, party in the back. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
772 I’ll take the suit and an extra pair of trousers. 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
773 I assume this will be half off. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
774 But does this give me the "Giddyup" I'm looking for? 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
775 What I save on pants I spend on shoes. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
776 I'd like to start a bridle registry, please. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
777 I'm typically not an 'off the rack' guy. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
778 The dress code at the derby is getting out of hand 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
779 I'm a member of the bridal party. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
780 I don't suppose you have horseshoes in the same color? 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
781 I want to make a bold fashion statement. By wearing this suit do I strike you as a horse of a different color? 1.2381 0.04663 147 122 15 10
782 Do you think the vest makes me look fast? 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
783 I'm going to need 4-legged pants and no flies. 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
784 I know what you all say, but I believe it is the horse that makes the man. 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
785 Are those the shoes you’ll be wearing? Or would you like to see the farrier? 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
786 Does this tie look a little off centaur? 1.2374 0.04633 139 114 17 8
787 It's still a little tight around the withers. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
788 Why yes, I have been called a Clothes Horse. What makes you ask...? 1.2370 0.04842 135 112 14 9
789 I assume you do alterations. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
790 You did say all of your suits come with two pairs of pants? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
791 It comes with two pairs of pants. 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
792 After all, I wasn't born in a barn! 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
793 This is a little too "show". Do you have something more "win" or "place"? 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
794 Any chance you have a matching saddle? 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
795 Anything with a little more room in the back? 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
796 Is the vest a bit much? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
797 I don’t know, I think this one makes my ass look big. 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
798 I’m going for a well-heeled look. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
799 It's the perfect outfit for what I hope will be a magical evening! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
800 To clean this coat, you just brush it. Correct? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
801 I’m sure to be the centaur of attention in this! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
802 I have two left feet and not a lot of horsepower. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
803 Do they still come with two pairs of pants? 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
804 I don’t need pants. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
805 Of course we're wearing tails. It's formal 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
806 I assume this is half-off. 1.2357 0.04602 140 115 17 8
807 Do you have a tie thats less flashy? 1.2353 0.05162 119 99 12 8
808 Why yes, I am in politics. I’m a Cenataur. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
809 Brilliant! And now for the pants. 1.2353 0.04810 136 113 14 9
810 And you say that it comes with two pairs of pants? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
811 The pants didn’t fit, so I guess I’m just going to walk around with my dang hog draggin’ on the floor like a muffler on a beat up ol’ car. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
812 I take 'Tux and Tails' very seriously. 1.2353 0.05162 119 99 12 8
813 I'd like two pairs of pants with this jacket. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
814 Do you have this in a different color? 1.2348 0.04793 132 109 15 8
815 It’s expensive but at least I don’t need to buy a tail coat 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
816 Now to pair the manure bag. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
817 I’ll also need a pair of jockey shorts. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
818 D'you think they'll notice it's a clip-on? 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
819 Suit pants? No, I go commando. 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
820 The clothes make the man. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
821 I agree. There's no need for the pants. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
822 I need something suitable for hybrid work. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
823 The jacket's never the problem. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
824 This jacket is perfect. Any chance of finding me pants to match? 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
825 Too bad zoom meetings are a thing of the past,am I right? 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
826 Can we try it in a 15 hands, 4 legs? 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
827 You bet my sweet donkey’s ass, this tie looks good! 1.2336 0.04547 137 112 18 7
828 Sixty dollars to hem the pants?! That's twice what you quoted me over the phone. 1.2336 0.04547 137 112 18 7
829 So what idiot decided that "plus fours" have only two legs? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
830 I-want-to-be-the-centaur-of-attention. 1.2333 0.05122 120 100 12 8
831 I feel like a whole new man. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
832 I can't help it--I'm a clothes horse. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
833 I'd like the trousers with a slight break on the hoof. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
834 I am the stud for a bachelorette party 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
835 Does it come with two pairs of pants? 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
836 The outfit's for my award ceremony for genetic research. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
837 Tell me again about your 2 for 1 pants sale. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
838 You’re gonna love the way you lope. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
839 Im going for a casual look for horsing around. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
840 Any matching socks? 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
841 And which set of legs would you like the pants for? 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
842 Just make sure the jacket doesn't make an ass out of me. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
843 So, Sir, is it a yay or a nay? 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
844 Does this look too tight in the haunches? 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
845 Two inch cuffs please, front and back 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
846 You sure about the tie? I don't want to stand out. 1.2326 0.05222 129 110 8 11
847 Could we try something in size 15 hand? 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
848 I take the kids to school, I save a lot in gas, and it's a great write-off. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
849 This will be perfect for the bridle shower! 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
850 Do you have this in neeeeeeigh-vy? 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
851 Yes, but does it make me look like a smart ass? 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
852 This tie has too much color. I am trying to be as inconspicuous as possible." 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
853 This suit comes with two pairs of pants, correct? 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
854 Do you think this outfit makes my rear end look big? 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
855 may i have my shoes fitted first? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
856 What do you think of the tie? Yea or neigh? 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
857 Bridle or bow tie? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
858 Is this too dressy for the derby? 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
859 Love the tie. Now, how about two pair of pants to match? 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
860 Yes, but does it make my butt look big? 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
861 Do I look like a horse's ass? 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
862 Clothes don’t make the man. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
863 You’re a total stud, sir. 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
864 This is the one! This jacket makes makes me feel like a real stud! 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
865 I apologize, I left a few road apples in the dressing room. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
866 I just feel like a bit of an ass in this. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
867 It comes with two pair of pants, right? 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
868 Too smart-ass? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
869 I’m attending the Derby, but not yet sure whether I’m a spectator or participant. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
870 So with regards to the pants, will that be a "Yea" or a "Naaaay?" . 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
871 Can you alter the pants? 1.2302 0.04602 139 115 16 8
872 Your ad mentioned 2 pairs of pants with each suit, I believe? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
873 Yes, I plan on keeping the hooves white before Memorial Day. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
874 Are the pant alterations included? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
875 If I may say so, Sir, you look hot to trot. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
876 With a derby perhaps? 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
877 Did I mention the suit comes with two pairs of pants? 1.2295 0.05045 122 102 12 8
878 Does it make me look less like an ass? 1.2295 0.05178 122 103 10 9
879 So, if I skip the tails, how much of a discount will that be? 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
880 The pants, though, need to be bespoke." 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
881 I assume this comes with two pairs of pants? 1.2290 0.04914 131 110 12 9
882 I think you misunderstood me. I’m not going out for a Moscow Mule after this, I’m going out with a Moscow mule after this. 1.2290 0.04914 131 110 12 9
883 Perhaps we could paint your hooves black. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
884 I'm just like everybody else. I put my pants on one leg at a time. 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
885 Does it come in neigh-vy? 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
886 And sir, this suit does come with two pair of trousers. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
887 It's a bottomless brunch 1.2286 0.05457 105 88 10 7
888 I’ll need the pants altered. 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
889 I’ll also need a new quad of shoes. 1.2283 0.04768 127 105 15 7
890 Now all we need is a farrier" 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
891 My mother was the horse - why do you ask? 1.2283 0.05804 92 77 9 6
892 I'm interviewing for very a high level position with a fertilizer company. 1.2281 0.05143 114 95 12 7
893 I don't suppose there's a two-for-one sale on pants? 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
894 The jacket is a good fit but the pants have need some more leg room. 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
895 Jacket fits great, but the pants were really tight in the crotch. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
896 My pronouns are it/ it/ its. 1.2276 0.04872 123 102 14 7
897 Two pairs of shoes - no heels. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
898 I'll take it. I'm also very interested in the BOGO you're having on Bruno Maglis . 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
899 I’ll need the usual four pair of pants, of course, of course. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
900 You're sure this goes with chestnut?" 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
901 Does this make me look 'hot to trot'? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
902 We can fit the trousers after your surgery. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
903 Will you be wanting a second pair of trousers to extend the life of your suit? 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
904 You got any shoes to match? 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
905 Are tails still considered formal wear? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
906 Neigh, neigh, I will not pay double for pants! 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
907 I won't need the pants altered; I'm a gelding. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
908 I'm only half-convinced. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
909 I won't be needing slacks. I work from home. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
910 I’m going to need those two pair of pants. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
911 Comes with 2 pair of pants? 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
912 Aren’t you going to ask me which way do I hang? 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
913 Do you think it makes my ass look too big? 1.2264 0.05573 106 90 8 8
914 This sure beats looking in my pond trying to see how it fits 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
915 Does the tie go with the tail? 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
916 Do have one with tails? 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
917 So should my tie match my tail or my hooves? 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
918 I'm so glad there is a big, tall and centaur section. 1.2261 0.05249 115 97 10 8
919 As a matter of fact, I do pee like a racehorse. 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
920 Is the vest too much? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
921 Is there a discount without the pants? 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
922 Could you also recommend a derby? 1.2256 0.04480 133 109 18 6
923 I'm also going to need something for, you know, hanging around the stable. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
924 Farmal Attire 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
925 Or you think something maybe more hoof-tone ? 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
926 I only see 2-legged pants. Do you discriminate against centaurs? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
927 Do you have any trousers in a hoof cut? 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
928 I'll need two pairs of matching trousers 1.2250 0.04945 120 100 13 7
929 Even when the invitation says black tie, I always prefer tails. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
930 Just waiting on your hoof links. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
931 Do this look okay? And try to avoid saying "neigh." 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
932 Fortunately, it's a 'zoom' wedding. 1.2248 0.04951 129 109 11 9
933 Why yes, I do have a stable income. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
934 Relaxed fit trousers, please. I'm hung like a horse. 1.2243 0.05682 107 92 6 9
935 I was told you had a bridle shop. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
936 I can’t decide: cuffs or no cuffs? 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
937 I think I'll need a bigger size." " I've been eating like a horse lately. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
938 Yes, this is perfect for an outing at the track. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
939 I'm the plus one at my jockey's awards dinner. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
940 Perfect. I just need the Derby 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
941 Bring me two pair of your best wingtips. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
942 Does this makes me look as a jackass? 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
943 I dress on the left. Significantly. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
944 I prefer the coat and tails." 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
945 Do the tie and vest make me look like a horse's ass? 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
946 Does my sartorial selection complement my centaurian physique? 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
947 I'll skip the pants, our office is still fully remote 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
948 I really wanted to wear tails. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
949 Are you sure this doesn't make me look like a horse's ass? 1.2232 0.05338 112 95 9 8
950 This is my GOP look. Do you like it. 1.2231 0.05046 121 102 11 8
951 Wow! This vest is fantastic. I bet everyone will notice me now! 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
952 It seems the cut of the jacket is a bit off centaur. 1.2231 0.04667 130 108 15 7
953 I always have trouble because of my long arms... 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
954 Do you dress your tail to the right or left 1.2231 0.04667 130 108 15 7
955 I like it but from the other angle I look like a horse’s ass. 1.2231 0.04916 130 110 11 9
956 You're too young to remember, but suits used to come with two pairs of pants. 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
957 The vest is slimming but it makes my backside look bigger. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
958 Looks great! Have you got the shoes to match this tie? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
959 Every suit comes with two pair of trousers. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
960 Yes sir, we will have the pants altered by next Tuesday. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
961 Suits still come with two pairs of pants, right? 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
962 Does this jacket make me look like an ass? 1.2222 0.05026 126 107 10 9
963 I won best dressed stud, according to gallup. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
964 Sure, but what I save on pants I wind up spending on shoes. 1.2222 0.05842 99 85 6 8
965 I told the genie I wanted to be a Senator 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
966 Now for your selection of feed buckets and manure bags. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
967 Just the jacket. When I wear trousers, people stare. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
968 Would matching pants be a problem? 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
969 Instead,I would like to try on the tail coat. 1.2214 0.03951 131 104 25 2
970 I need it in a 42 Furlong 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
971 Be honest, does this make my ass look big? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
972 Honestly, if I wear stripes I feel as though I'm pretending to be something I'm not. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
973 Do I Understand that You provide two extra pairs of pants ? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
974 When I said “coat and tails”, I had something a little different in mind. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
975 I don’t wear leather 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
976 This one screams ‘business in the front, party in the back’ 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
977 Do you have anything in roan? 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
978 And would you recommend steel or aluminum shoes? 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
979 Before we discuss the pants...where is your restroom? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
980 You are going to think I am asking this only because I am a vampire but you are making some assumptions my friend and I promise I do have a good reason which I am choosing to keep private at this time but is it easy to wash blood out? 1.2205 0.05113 127 109 8 10
981 Do you think this tie will draw too much attention? 1.2205 0.04598 127 105 16 6
982 They say dressage for the job you want." 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
983 All I need now is a matching manure bag. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
984 So far so good...but I need a three piece suit. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
985 Won't people be gobsmacked when I wear such a narrow tie? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
986 Have you got this in size 16 hands? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
987 Fortunately, bow ties and pants are optional. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
988 It must be the mirror playing tricks on me!!" 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
989 If I take it, will you thrown in two pairs of socks? 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
990 Does this outfit make me look like a Stud? 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
991 Luckily my job interview is on zoom, so I won't be needing dress pants. 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
992 My Secretariat picked it out. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
993 Do You Think A Ponytail Works With Tweed? 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
994 Let’s top it off with a derby. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
995 .... everyone always called mother Mare. I think she was French... Why'd you ask?" 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
996 If I may, sir, you look 'hot to trot' 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
997 I am something of a clothes horse. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
998 This feels too formal… Can we try it with a polo shirt? 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
999 does thi suit come with 2 pairs of pants 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1000 ...and can you recommend a good farrier? 1.2190 0.05410 105 89 9 7
1001 I'm a 42 off the rack on the jacket, but the pants always need a little tailoring. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1002 Do you still have that option to buy two pairs of suit trousers? 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1003 Can you throw in the slacks just for kicks? 1.2188 0.04565 128 106 16 6
1004 This tie makes my throat feel a little hoarse but other than that this suit makes me the centaur of attention. 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
1005 Do you have anything more suited for a gallop? 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1006 No matter how well I dress, I still don't wear the pants in the family. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1007 The vest really is eye-catching. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1008 I'll be taking the two-for-one pants offer. 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1009 Do the stripes smack of species appropriation? 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1010 But does this make my haunches look fat? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1011 But is it me? 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1012 Is the tail too long? 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1013 Does this tie match my tail? 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1014 Okay, now for the hard part. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1015 The pants may have to be let out. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1016 Do you think it says "Stallion?" 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1017 I find the fly is too short in most trousers these days! 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1018 I love mix and match. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1019 Sure, it looks great from the front, but from behind I think it makes me look like a horse's ass. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1020 My tie is right and centaur? 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1021 All business upstairs. All party downstairs. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1022 You look fantastic, sir. Now, about that large pile of manure in the fitting room. 1.2174 0.04684 138 117 12 9
1023 As you can see, I have a big ass. 1.2171 0.04917 129 110 10 9
1024 Excuse me. I’m feeling a little hoarse. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1025 Looks great. How 'bout the matching dung bag? 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
1026 Think you can rein this in a little bit? 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1027 I was thinking, maybe, bolder stripes? 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1028 The pants to the usual charity sir? 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1029 Does this jacket make my flanks look big? 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1030 Are you going to saddle me with a bill? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1031 It behooves me to look my best. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1032 I’m afraid I have to say neigh to this tie. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1033 I'm looking forward to the inseam measurements. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1034 This one’s perfect, I’m sure to be the centaur of attention. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
1035 Whenever I wear a suit, people always do a double take. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1036 We get that question a lot 1.2160 0.04626 125 104 15 6
1037 How well do you think this tie goes with my tail? 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
1038 I don't need a coat with tails. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1039 Cleanup needed in dressing room 4. 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1040 I was hoping for something more equestrian. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1041 Excellent choice, Mr. Centaur! And that suit is half-off. 1.2155 0.05020 116 98 11 7
1042 Does it make me stand out? 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
1043 What do you think... is this tie just too much? 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
1044 Good. Now,about the trousers 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1045 But does it keep the flies off? 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
1046 A fly will appear naturally 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1047 I don’t look like an Ass do I? 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1048 Let me try the Polo shirt. 1.2149 0.04868 121 102 12 7
1049 The invitation says "Coat and Tails", but I want to dress it up a bit. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1050 I guess I’ve always pretty much beeen a clothes horse. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1051 I like the jacket. Now let's talk about the pants. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1052 ...but are they still wearing tails? 1.2143 0.04728 126 106 13 7
1053 I'll skip the trousers, this'll do for Zoom. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1054 I'll need your help to get the pants on. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1055 I'm species fluid. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1056 I’ll have to consult with my better half. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1057 You don't think the vest is a bit much? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1058 I like it! But I hope it comes with two pair of pants... 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1059 It's so hard to find a tailor who understands my request for 'two extra feet' nowadays. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1060 Remote work has been a game-changer for me. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1061 It said "formal" but I don't really think I need tails, do you? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1062 I won’t need pants— it’s semi formal. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1063 . “Well, how do I look”? “Like a well dressed horse’s ass”! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1064 And does it really come with TWO pairs of trousers? 1.2137 0.04599 131 110 14 7
1065 The jacket fits perfectly but the pants need alteration 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1066 Do you think this makes my legs look too long? 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1067 Do I look studly? 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1068 Yes, I’m a little nervous. The wedding’s in Kentucky. 1.2137 0.04980 117 99 11 7
1069 It’s the same with mermaids, don’t worry 1.2137 0.04980 117 99 11 7
1070 And don't forget the 2 pair of shoes 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1071 Will Sir need one or two sets of pants to go with the jacket? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1072 Looking good right out of the gate. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1073 My father was actually more of a clothes horse. 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
1074 Does this coat make me look like an ass? 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
1075 Now, the shoes . . . something in iron, I think. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
1076 Does this one make me look less mythical? 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1077 Do you think this tie makes me look like a real stud? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1078 I was invited to the Derby. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1079 You're sure this tie doesn't make my ass look fat? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1080 Now can you find me two pair of stretch pants? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1081 I’m attending the Derby 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1082 Does this go with tails? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1083 I won't be needing one with tails. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1084 Do I look like an ass in evening wear? 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
1085 You did say that any alterations are included. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1086 I'm looking for a polo shirt. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1087 This collar is too tight and it’s making me very hoarse. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1088 Yes please. All four pant legs down to the tops of the hooves. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1089 And did you say you had a two for one sale on the trousers? 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1090 I like it. Does it come with two pair of pants? 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1091 No trousers a very good choice sir. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1092 But will it make me the Centaur of attention? 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
1093 For the big event I think I need something a bit more racy. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1094 Why yes I was born in a barn 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1095 My inseam? I'll need to call my blacksmith. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1096 Do you have anything in an oatmeal? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1097 Semi-formal” is open to interpretation, or so I’ve heard 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1098 I just wish it didn’t cost an arm and four legs. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1099 I’ve always preferred the classical fit. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1100 Father told me that new suits came with two pairs of pants way back when. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
1101 This is fine, all of my meetings are on Zoom now. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1102 Be honest, does this jacket make me look like an ass? 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1103 Let me see what you have in saddles” 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1104 I’m terribly sorry, sir, but we have a strict store policy against customers trying on pants without underwear... 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1105 Style in the front, business in the back. 1.2114 0.04654 123 103 14 6
1106 What do you think: English or Western saddle? 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
1107 I like to mix and match. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1108 A perfect fit. And would you believe, it’s half off? 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
1109 It’s business in front, pony in the back. 1.2114 0.04795 123 104 12 7
1110 Hold on a second, I gotta take a massive shit on your floor. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1111 I feel like a new half-man! 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
1112 This looks great. Now, what do have in four-legged pants? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1113 I hope people won't think I half-assed this suit 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1114 My fiancé wanted me to ask if you carry bridle accessories. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1115 36 in the front, 34 in the back. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1116 This is just right! We have tickets for centaur court at Wimbledon. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
1117 I'd like Ascot instead of a tie please. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1118 Do the two pairs of pants have to be the same size? 1.2105 0.04901 114 96 12 6
1119 Do you think it needs a belt? 1.2105 0.04901 114 96 12 6
1120 I’m getting married, do you have anything with a bridle? 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
1121 Yes, I've seen the meme, and how I wear my pants is my business. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1122 I understand you have a "Two-for-One" offer on the pants 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1123 Now have we decided where the cummerbund is going? 1.2101 0.04112 119 96 21 2
1124 And how much if I only need to get the second pair of pants altered? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
1125 You know, back in the old days good suits came with two pair of pants. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
1126 Do I look ridiculous with this tie? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
1127 Your dressing room is quite small. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1128 And I'll be needing two pair of pants. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1129 Most people think I am mispronouncing 'Senator' when I call 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
1130 I believe something in your RL Polo collection would work well. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1131 Can you tell me how this looks? They didn’t bother to draw my reflection. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1132 And my discount for foregoing the pants? 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1133 I was thinking of something a bit more mythical. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1134 Well, you know how it is when I find fitting pants, I usually buy two pairs. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1135 I think the collar's too tight---I'm feeling a little horse. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1136 When I say "neigh," it doesn't mean I don't like the suit. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1137 I think the vest makes me look like a horse's ass. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1138 Apologies for the mess in the fitting room. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1139 Foot loose and fancy-free! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1140 Do you have another pair of trousers that match? 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
1141 The first thing my wife asks whenever she tries something on is if it makes her butt look big. 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
1142 She's at the Bridle Shop. Then it's me to the blacksmith, and her to Jimmy Choo. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
1143 I assume two pairs of trousers accompany the coat ? 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1144 I don't suppose that you have a matching saddle. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1145 These clothes makes me want to horse around. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1146 I’ve heard of clothes being half off but this is ridiculous! 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1147 Actually, no, there's no better half. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1148 A perfect Windsor knot. This isn't my first rodeo. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1149 Does this jacket make me look hippy? 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1150 I take a 42 extra long. 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
1151 I'll need an appointment with your farrier for taps. 1.2080 0.04859 125 107 10 8
1152 Do you think this is appropriate for the Derby? 1.2080 0.04724 125 106 12 7
1153 I'm only needing a white tie. I already have tails. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1154 Got anything in women's sizes? My lower half's a mare. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1155 Does this tie make me look like an ass? 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1156 Could you show me something in tails? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1157 You are a natural in tails. 1.2079 0.05507 101 87 7 7
1158 Wait, the suit is the same price even without the pants? 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
1159 As for the pants, I’m a thirty four non-regular. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1160 Does this tie compliment my ass? 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1161 Centauresses here I come!!! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1162 Will this go with saddle shoes? 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1163 Does sir dress to the left or to the right? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1164 I like it. Now, what do you have for pants? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1165 This is nice, but I think I prefer a jacket with tails. 1.2074 0.04595 135 115 12 8
1166 'Love the jacket, but I will need matching pants with four legs." 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1167 Of course this fits my style 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1168 Be honest, does this tie clash with my hooves? 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
1169 Very nice. And what can you show me in shoes? 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
1170 Excuse my voice. I'm a little hoarse today. 1.2069 0.04976 116 99 10 7
1171 No need for the trousers. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
1172 See? No reflection. I'm also a vampire. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1173 I said two pairs of leggings 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1174 …and could you give me that measurement in hands? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1175 Pretty spiffy but I need shoes. Do you have a blacksmith on duty? 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
1176 Is there a discount if I don’t get the trousers? 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1177 Is my tie off Centaur? 1.2066 0.04682 121 102 13 6
1178 Does this jacket make my ass look too big? 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1179 Are those saddles up front Louis Vitton? 1.2066 0.04682 121 102 13 6
1180 You really think I look good enough to stud? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1181 Do I look like a real stud or what 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1182 I’m still going to have to charge you for the pants. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
1183 I’m starting to feel like I have to choose between my love for hay and my love for fashion. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1184 Aren’t cummerbunds more appropriate with tails? 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1185 I’ll need some pants with a horse fly. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1186 One can't overdress for a parade. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1187 Where can I find your suits with 2 pairs of pants? 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1188 I was thinking something in a medium brown, with stirrups. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1189 I'll take it - with two pairs of pants. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1190 And what might you have in flymasks? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1191 Finally, tonight I will be the centaur of attention! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1192 Got any great ideas for the pants? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1193 As far as shoes go, do you have anything in titanium? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1194 Now, they can't recognize me. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1195 I was hoping to try something in tails 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1196 But does it go with my hooves? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1197 Does the gentleman dress gee or haw? 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
1198 Do I get a discount for not buying the pants? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
1199 WHAT? I can’t get the shoes here. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1200 What color shoes would you recommend? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1201 Would I need to buy two jackets to get a second pair of pants? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1202 The jacket looks great on you ,sir, but I think finding the right slacks may be a real challenge. 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
1203 Yes, this tie brings out just the right amount of animal in me. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1204 I'll take it if you'll give me two-for-one on the pants. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1205 I consider myself a clothes horse. 1.2054 0.05095 112 96 9 7
1206 Have I overlooked anything? 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1207 It's a trousers optional gala. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
1208 Does it make me look too long in the face? 1.2051 0.04937 117 100 10 7
1209 How soon can you have the pants ready? 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
1210 Is the tie too much? 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
1211 Does this suit come with two pair of slacks? 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
1212 Does this tie make my torso look long to you? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1213 Do you have it in anything that will match my hoofs? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1214 Do you thinks that this will make me the centaur of attention? 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
1215 Now do you have any pants that are 13 Hands? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1216 I live for separates sales. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1217 Looks great: Deliver it all to Mar a Lago along with two or three extra long red ties. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
1218 These equestrian awards dinners tend to get a bit formal. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1219 You wouldn't happen to offer any four piece suits? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1220 Are you sure the vest isn't too much? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1221 Finding the suit top is never the problem... 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1222 Shopping Centaur 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1223 I think we are going to need to alter the pants. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1224 usually I just horse around but the invitation said formal attire 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
1225 Now, what have you got that says 'party in the back?' 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1226 This will look great for the Winner's Circle at the Derby. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1227 You really do have the best deals on Mount Olympus.” 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1228 I like it, but does it come with two sets of pants? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1229 Very nice,but I guess I'll have to pass on the pants 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1230 Do these pants make my rear look big? 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1231 Measure me only for a suit coat and vest. I won't need trousers. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1232 Do you think it should be a bolo tie? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1233 Wrap it up and I'm off to the races. 1.2039 0.05228 103 88 9 6
1234 I would like the double pants option instead of the vest. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1235 My wife always did say I was a stallion in a suit. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1236 My boss is gonna get a kick out of this 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1237 I’ll take the jacket, the vest, two pairs of pants and a fly swatter. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
1238 Does this make my flank look fat? 1.2037 0.05054 108 92 10 6
1239 Does this come with an extra pair of pants? 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
1240 These mirrors always make me look like I have so many legs. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
1241 Now, perhaps you have something for my better half? 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
1242 For the stag party, one should be properly attired. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
1243 How easy is it to brush off cat hair? I'm dating a Nekomusume. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1244 If you suggest plaid, I’m afraid I’ll have to say, “neigh”. 1.2035 0.04894 113 96 11 6
1245 It's a little formal, I'd hate to stand out. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
1246 and the bride’s a unicorn! 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1247 I thnk it makes me look an ass 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
1248 Economically I tend to be conservative, but with everything else I tend towards the centaur. 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
1249 You were right. The pants did make my ass look too big. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1250 You want a ride home? 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1251 ''So I'm a clotheshorse, so what?" 1.2033 0.04892 123 106 9 8
1252 I'm not half the man I was before the pandemic. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1253 This doesn't make me look like an ass, right? 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1254 This suite is 50% off right? 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
1255 Can I get two jackets instead of the whole suit for the same price? 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
1256 My father was also a clothes horse. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
1257 Do you think the tie's a bit much? 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1258 I'd like to try on the trousers. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1259 I said I need the pants custom, not costume, made. Robert A. Jablon/rcjablon@aol.com/202-333-5332 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1260 I couldn’t quite figure out the pants. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1261 I’d like a slight break at the hooves. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
1262 No trousers needed. But do you have anything in a tweed poop basket? 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
1263 I love it. How long will it take to have the pants altered? 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1264 I need it for my dad's birthday party. He's becoming a Centaurion. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1265 For a jacket like this, do you recommend pairing with pants or with a saddle? 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1266 I've met the tailor, now where's your farrier? 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1267 I can’t believe I like it on. I thought it would be a neigh. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1268 Yes, I completely understand the extra charge for altering the pants. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1269 My wife said I’d be less of an ass if I at least dressed well. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1270 Doesn’t it look sort of half-assed? 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1271 This jacket is certain to make you the centaur of attention 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1272 Even before I transitioned, I didn't feel a need for pants. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1273 And we won't be needing an inseam. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1274 ‘I want to make sure I look good, so let’s not half-ass this’ 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1275 Let's see if you have something that matches in the shoes department. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1276 I'll wear the pants the day you wear a saddle. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
1277 Does your buy-one, get-one-free deal on trousers include tailoring? 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
1278 I will need a matching saddle" 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1279 The jacket fits well,but the trousers are two legs short.... 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
1280 The jacket's fine. It is the pants I have trouble with. 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
1281 Do you carry pants in my size? 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
1282 Is the get-two-pants-with-every-jacket sale still on? 1.2018 0.05178 109 94 8 7
1283 Do you have anything in a slim-fit bridle? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
1284 With this suit, I'll be the 'centaur' of attention! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
1285 I’m not half the man I used to be. 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
1286 Sit. You said you would give your kingdom for a horse. So here we are! 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
1287 I'm the emperor's new clothes horse. 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
1288 Does this make me look mortal? 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
1289 I've always wanted to be the centaur of attention. 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
1290 You can get it for half off, sir. 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
1291 Urinals are a bitch. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
1292 And let me see four of your dress shoes. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
1293 OK the coat fits. Now let’s try on the pants. 1.2000 0.03831 110 88 22 0
1294 And I will need the customary 2 pairs of matching pants. 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
1295 Of course. Of course. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1296 Not two jackets... I asked for one jacket, two pairs of pants 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
1297 I believe your ad said that the second pair of trousers is free. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1298 A perfect fit! Now I just need your help with the pants. 1.2000 0.04020 100 80 20 0
1299 Now I just need some stylish horseshoes to match. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1300 Custom manure bag. Two pairs. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1301 I think vertical stripes draw the eyes down... What else do you have? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1302 Is your tailor good at adjusting the trousers? 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
1303 Does this make me look smart ? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1304 Does it make me look long in the face? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1305 I like it a lot, but I won't be needing the extra pair of pants. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1306 Of course I’ll need the pants let out. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1307 I'm lucky all of my meetings are over Zoom. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1308 Does this tie and vest combo make me look weird? 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
1309 Should I try on the trousers or just wear my tail in a chignon? 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
1310 Now I’m ready to trot. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
1311 I don’t want to stand out 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1312 I have always shopped at large men stores. 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
1313 I'll need two pairs, my good man. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1314 Do suits still come with two pairs of pants? 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1315 $350 for the jacket, ok, but $870 for the altered slacks?? 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
1316 Wait 'till you see my bride Lady Godiva! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1317 Now,what do you have for pants? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
1318 I think cuffs look better with my hooves. 1.2000 0.04020 100 80 20 0
1319 Now I look like a stallion. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
1320 How much without the pants? 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1321 I'd like to see something in your bridle line. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1322 I really don't care that it comes with two pairs of pants. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
1323 I'll take it; just alter the pants. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1324 Perfect, but what about the trousers? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1325 Is that inches, or hands? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1326 Tell the truth: Does this make my ass look big? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
1327 When she said, “I can’t wait to see your dressage,” I figured she plans to take me someplace fancy. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1328 Do you think I'm over dressaged? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
1329 My fiancée is an ass. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1330 Looks great. Any idea when my pants will be ready? 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
1331 The jacket fits great but the pants are a horse of a different color. Ed Neufeld Overland Park, KS 1.2000 0.05311 105 91 7 7
1332 Now, let's try the zebra lower half 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
1333 I’m afraid the pants are still at the tailor, sir, and the tailor is still frozen in a catatonic state of disbelief and teetering on the edge of madness. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
1334 The pants don’t fit, I’m afraid. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
1335 And my friends think THEY'RE well-groomed. 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
1336 How about pants in fawn 1.1983 0.04001 121 99 20 2
1337 Dressage is important to a horseman 1.1983 0.04931 116 100 9 7
1338 People say that vertical stripes make you look slimmer, but I think that's just a myth. 1.1983 0.04777 116 99 11 6
1339 It's a pity the pants did not fit. 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1340 I'm going to a Sabine Party and I think this will be perfect. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1341 Sorry about the mess in the fitting room. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
1342 Does it make my rear look big? 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1343 What do you mean you called a cab? I am my ride! 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
1344 How does it hang? 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1345 I can never find pants that fit in the seat. 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
1346 Sir if you are interested in two pairs of matching pants we'll throw in the extra legs for free 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
1347 And it comes with two pairs of pants? 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
1348 You're sure it doesn't make my haunches look big? 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
1349 My mother's getting remarried. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
1350 How is my tie compared to my ponytail? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
1351 I agree, sir - a stable genius has to look the part 1.1981 0.05090 106 91 9 6
1352 You’re sure the vest doesn’t make me look like a horse’s ass? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1353 Archie, just let me say there are secrets about Tuxedo Park that few people know. Can I trust you? 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
1354 You're in luck,sir. This suit comes with two pairs of pants. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1355 Do I look more like a stallion or an ass? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1356 Great fit, I suspect I will need the tailor for the trousers. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1357 Hold the pants, I am off to the races 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1358 The pants just didn’t fit at all. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1359 Does this outfit say "Stud" 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
1360 I won't be needing the pants. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
1361 I finally feel ready for the winner's circle. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1362 One last thing ….It screams Kilt 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
1363 Don’t need them. Zoom only shows upper body. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
1364 But the invitation says white tie and tail 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
1365 And you’re certain this blazer works just as well at the derby as the funerals immediately after? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1366 Obviously don't worry about the trousers 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
1367 You are certain it is made with no glue? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
1368 Does this jacket make me look pompous? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
1369 Clothes make the man, I always say. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
1370 It was at that moment that Harry realized he wasn’t wearing any pants 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
1371 Just the top today. I'm pulling the bride's chariot afterward. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
1372 I don't think we have any pants in your size. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1373 Tell me the truth. Does my ass look too big in this suit? 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1374 Now if you can direct me to the farrier. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1375 Perfect. A Mr. Minotaur will be in later for the pants. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
1376 Two pairs of slacks should do it. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
1377 No. Buying two pairs of slacks won't help in this case. Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
1378 Is the suit half-off? 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
1379 Now, if you could please point me in the direction of your blacksmith. 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
1380 How about a top hat to go with the tail? 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
1381 I love the suit, but it has to come with the extra pair of trousers. 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
1382 You don’t think this tie makes me look like an ass? 1.1964 0.04718 112 95 12 5
1383 I won’t be needing pants: I’m going to Burning Man 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
1384 My fiancée wants me to wear this on the bridle path. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
1385 And you’re certain it comes with two pair of pants, yes 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1386 If the price is for jacket and two pairs of trousers, I fail to see why I can’t buy jacket and one pair of four-legged trousers for the same price. 1.1964 0.04886 112 96 10 6
1387 I believe there is other criteria to become a stud but you do look good Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1388 Two pair of pants? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1389 Does this make me look heavy? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1390 No, I am not interested in your jockey short collection! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
1391 My jockey will love it 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1392 Now for my wedding shoes. Um,what floor did you say your blacksmith was located on? 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1393 I'm looking for something that's going to make people take notice. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1394 This was the easy part. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1395 Is my tie straight? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1396 And you’re in luck, we’re having a two-for-one deal on pants today! 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
1397 Do you have something in a 42 stallion? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1398 Does this come in camel instead of horse hair? I identify as bi-mammal. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
1399 Buy the matching pants?!? I say “neigh, sir, neigh!” 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1400 Does this make my ass look big? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
1401 So it's half off if I buy 2? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1402 I agree argyle socks would be stunning but maybe just a bit too much. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1403 Now, what do you have in a four-legged Jodhpur? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1404 How did you guess that I was Greek? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1405 If you thought gelding was hard, try tying a Double Windsor. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1406 It’s a little tight in the chest. So, I’m worried the pants won’t fit. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1407 What about the pants? 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
1408 And two pair of wingtips in a 4 wide. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
1409 ' The real challenge will be getting the right color to accentuate my eyes" 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
1410 Does the striped vest make me look like a jackass? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
1411 The jacket is fine. Can you alter the pants? 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
1412 Yes, I hang to the rear 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1413 Why, a clothes-horse of course! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1414 You can donate the pants to the Minotaur. He'll be in soon. 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
1415 And I'm assuming the suit is half off? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1416 Which side does sir dressage on? 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1417 Yes to the extra trousers. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1418 I may have been raised in a barn, but I don't look like I was. 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
1419 Do the pants have to match? 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
1420 Being a Centaur, one develops a fashion horse-sense. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1421 Excuse me, I meant bridal party not path. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1422 Alterations are included. You'll need extra room in the seat. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1423 Without a tie - I just feel half-naked. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1424 Can you show me something in another color? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1425 Bring me four patent leather horseshoes and I'll be all set. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1426 Can you recommend a nice horseshoe to match? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1427 Do you think it will help me get noticed? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1428 Time to show 'em what they've been missing on Zoom. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1429 Do I need different shoes with this outfit? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1430 It would beHOOVE you to give me good service. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1431 Do you think this makes me look like a stud? 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
1432 This doesn’t make my ass look too big? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1433 I’m aiming more for tailored gentleman rather than horse’s ass. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1434 This is all I need for my Dressage event 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1435 Thanks for your help. My wife always gets on my back about the alterations. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1436 You don't happen to have this same jacket in 100% horse hair, Do You? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1437 Does it clash with my shoes? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1438 The event will take place over zoom. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1439 Do you have this in Dapple Grey? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1440 When you alter the pants don't forget about my ponytail. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1441 Does this tie match my hooves? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1442 A Derby hat of course. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1443 Yes, I would like my pants hemmed. What made you ask? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1444 They say the suit makes the man 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
1445 Does this tie make me look like a horse's ass? 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
1446 Excellent, shall we proceed to bridle wear? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
1447 I'm transitioning to Senator. 1.1933 0.04665 119 102 11 6
1448 A tie always makes me feel a little horse. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
1449 Sorry but my throat’s horse today! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1450 I'm getting mare-eed." 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
1451 I need something classy; I'm tired of being called a horse's ass. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1452 I'll need to consult my wife first. I never make a decision without considering my better half. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1453 I think I'd be more comfortable in something a bit more...ah... sporty 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
1454 These will do quite well, thank you. Now could you tell me what floor your farrier is on. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
1455 And now for the perfect shoes. 1.1930 0.04806 114 98 10 6
1456 tip-top centaur-top 1.1930 0.04806 114 98 10 6
1457 Pants or no pants, what do you think? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1458 It's really me, isn't it? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
1459 Does this tie make me look too fat? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
1460 I usually go for hot to trot, but this makes me feel quite dashing. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
1461 You're looking for a business on top, party on the bottom type of suit, sir? 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
1462 Now, how about something for the tail? 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
1463 The advantage is never having to worry about wrinkled trousers." " 1.1927 0.03795 109 88 21 0
1464 Should I lose the beard? 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
1465 Do you have anything for the rear-end? 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
1466 Off to the races I see. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
1467 And I save a lot of money on pants. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
1468 Don’t bother, she wears the pants. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
1469 Can I get a store credit for the pants”? Jeff Manly Toronto, On 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1470 Actually, I'd like to try the Centaur vent. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
1471 ”What do you think, vest or no vest? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1472 Glad I found you. Most places don't sell separates. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1473 The animal rights people insist that I get matching trousers. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
1474 How much does half of this suit cost? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
1475 That's the last time Jared Leto outdoes me at the Met Gala. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1476 I love your policy of two pair of trousers 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1477 You know, this isn't my first rodeo." 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1478 Thank goodness the dress code calls for tails! 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
1479 Does it make me look too civilized? 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1480 Yes, it's perfect -- I'll be the centaur of attention!! 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1481 What...is it the tie? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
1482 Now that I've stopped blaming my parents, I dress better. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1483 I'm tired of chasing women. I want them chasing me. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1484 Well, for this black-tie wedding, I should go with the tails. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1485 SureI got a great deal on the suit, but the shoes are gonna cost me double. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1486 Much better. My old outfit was so tacky. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
1487 The sport coat is fine but the trousers need more leggings. 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
1488 Yes on the jacket, neigh on the pants. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
1489 You know, I've been voted Best Dressed Centaur five years in a row. 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
1490 I heard about the sale and hoofed it over. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
1491 I'm likely your only customer not requiring tails. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
1492 What say you: Yea or neigh? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
1493 Even though I’m not getting pants, you can still touch my genitals if you’d like. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
1494 I saw the jackets are buy one get one free,what about the shoes? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
1495 Pardon, where is your outdoor toilet? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
1496 Yes, the suit with two pair of pants, how did you know? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
1497 Can I get another jacket instead of the pants? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
1498 No thanks, I think trousers instead of a saddle might confuse people." 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
1499 The salesman said the suit would be a 'neigh-perfect' fit! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
1500 Does your two for one sale extend to trousers? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
1501 I think I'll go for the plus fours 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
1502 And you don't think the stripes make me look too much like a jockey? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
1503 This look good but if you tailored the pants I'll be really impressed. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
1504 Yes I guess you could say that I'm a bit of a clothes horse 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
1505 You’re in luck! Our pant legs are on a Buy Two Get Two special! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
1506 Does this come in a 44 extra legs? 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
1507 I won’t be needing the trousers. What do you have in blankets? 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
1508 Only in NYC 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
1509 Yeah, this is what I got for my wish to be faster on my feet. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1510 Can we try this in a furlong? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1511 The inseam is easy but the rise is hard to fit." 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
1512 Do I get a discount for not taking the two pair of pants? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1513 and he said why the long face ? " 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1514 I have good news and bad news. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1515 Most of my friends have a rustic style. I prefer satyrial elegance. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1516 I'm looking for a tie that says, I don't give rides! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1517 Your half-off special suits me completely. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1518 I’m sure to be the centaur of attention in this suit! 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1519 Do you think this makes my ass look big? 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
1520 I suppose I can get the trouserless discount? 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
1521 Now we'll see if the Sirens can resist me. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
1522 Be honest sir, “Do I look like an ass in this jacket?” 1.1909 0.04917 110 95 9 6
1523 Does it come with two pairs of trousers? 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
1524 I feel like my classmates will still recognize me. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
1525 Donald Trump raped me! 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
1526 Do you carry pants with a 188 waist? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1527 It's easy-peasy to be an anchor, but I hate it when they trot me out for galas. 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
1528 You're right. Tails would have been too formal. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
1529 I’ll take this one. It shows off my backside. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
1530 You were right, the waistcoat really does pull it all together. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
1531 The jacket I can likely wear off the rack,but the pants might need a slight alteration. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
1532 I’ll need two pairs of pants 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
1533 Yes, thanks. I will need the second pair of pants. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1534 I can never decide. Should the pants go in front or in back? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1535 And the trousers to go with this? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1536 Truthfully,does it make my butt look big? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1537 A good-looking stud, wouldn't you agree? 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1538 do you have an associate who rides? 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
1539 I raced in for the two-for-one sale. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1540 It's OK but it doesn't do a thing for my Ass. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1541 I can’t remember when or why the MET Gala became such a show pony event. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
1542 Now for the trousers. Do I dress right rear, left rear, right front or left front? 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
1543 I am not a fool. I want something off the rack. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
1544 Does this tie make it look like I have fewer legs? 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
1545 Does this jacket make me look like a horse’s arse? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
1546 Tell me the truth. Do I look like a jackass in this get up? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
1547 Why yes, in fact, my parents did have a mixed marriage. My mother is Irish and my father is Italian. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1548 Have you ever mucked out a dressing room before? 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1549 Is this what the herd is wearing to blend in these days? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
1550 Left, right or straight down, sir? 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1551 This outfit is perfect! Do I get half price on the suit, since I won't be needing the trousers? 1.1892 0.03734 111 90 21 0
1552 ' I need to pay double for the pants? I'm a naysayer , I say , neighsayer to that. Nay! Neigh!' 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1553 Just how flexible IS your alterations department? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1554 Trousers to the rear my good sir. Cuff. Single break. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1555 I thought the suit came with two pair of trousers. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
1556 It's just a bit tight through the withers. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1557 And can you front the kilt with an oatmeal bag? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1558 I was attracted by the “two pair of pants with every jacket” offer. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
1559 My dance partner says I have two left feet. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1560 Whatever happened to suits with two pairs of pants? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
1561 I'm preparing for next year's Met Gala theme - "You can dress the man but can you dress the ass" 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1562 And I’m gonna need shoes… 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
1563 I insist I am NOT horsing around, I am simply very particular in how I look 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
1564 I won’t be needing the second pair of pants. Or the first. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
1565 You can eliminate the zipper! 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
1566 Can I get half off on the suit? 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
1567 Do you have something a little more mythical? 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
1568 I'll need a matching pair of trousers. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
1569 And now, how about some shoes? 1.1887 0.03818 106 86 20 0
1570 No thanks, I always go commando. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
1571 I can’t decide; tail in or tail out on the pants? 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
1572 I don’t supposed you have my pants size? 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
1573 Does this come with a matching feedbag? 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
1574 Do I get a discount without the trousers? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
1575 do you have pants on sale two for one? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
1576 Fabulous. I’ll take this one. And two pairs of matching trousers, please. Let your tailor know I’ll need them both made extra high-waisted, with a large hole in the back. 1.1885 0.03918 122 101 19 2
1577 I gave up horse racing for a legal career. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
1578 It's going to be the wedding of the centaury. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
1579 Shall we look at some trousers now? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
1580 I placed a bet on myself 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
1581 Of course I want the matching pants. What do I look like, an animal? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
1582 Just look at me in all my satyr-ial splendor! 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
1583 I'm here for the sale of the centaur-y 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
1584 I'll need to have the trousers altered. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
1585 Give me the pants Jerry, I WANT TO TRY ON THE PANTS! 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
1586 It behooves me to say that it's a little tight around the withers. Could I get a size up? 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
1587 You measured in hands,right? 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
1588 We've been pushing for diversity and inclusion for thousands of years but finally, it was the WFH trend that opened whole new career horizons for us. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
1589 Would you like the matching bottoms as well? 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
1590 Now you're sure about the inseam measurement? 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
1591 Is the tie too loud? I don’t like to draw attention. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
1592 Do you have any matching pants? 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
1593 You should see what the bridesmaids will be wearing.” 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1594 I assume it’s half price? 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
1595 So, I’m the guy who called this morning about your two-pants suit sale. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1596 It's important I make an impression. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
1597 And, how much to alter the slacks? 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
1598 They’ll say you’re compensating for something… but they’ll be confused about what. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
1599 Does my ass look big in this 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
1600 I'm not just horsing around here, get me some four-legged pants. 1.1869 0.04992 107 93 8 6
1601 I'm a horse, I dress left. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1602 Being front has its benefits. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1603 My jockey has the same vest. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1604 Do you think the tail is overly formal? 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
1605 Too racy? 1.1869 0.04992 107 93 8 6
1606 Does this tie come in white? I already have the tails. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
1607 You have a tailor who can alter the pants ? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
1608 It’s a little tight around the withers but I gotta run. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
1609 ...and two pairs of trousers please. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
1610 I just don’t think the camel hair is me. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
1611 To which side do I dress? Well, sir, you can plainly see it is a little more complicated than that! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
1612 To the left. Quite far to the left, actually. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1613 Do you know your approximate inseams? 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
1614 With two pairs of pants? 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1615 No, this red tie won't do. I don't want my peers to think I'm centaur-right. 1.1864 0.04654 118 102 10 6
1616 I won't need the trousers. 1.1863 0.05163 102 89 7 6
1617 …and I assure you that everything below the waist is anatomically accurate. Everything. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
1618 I’m good on pants, but do you have any shoes? 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1619 I'm an ass man 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1620 Kentucky Derby Black Tie and Tails 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
1621 I can't remember if the invitation said semi-formal or semi-horse. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1622 I'm aiming for dressage but not overly dressy. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
1623 On Zoom, clothes make a man. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
1624 It's nice but I prefer tails. 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
1625 My jockey wants me to look my best for the photo finish. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
1626 Sorry, but a two pants suit is a special order. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
1627 I'm going for the "distinguished gentleman meets wild stallion" look. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
1628 I feel like I’m a Capricorn trying to pass as a Sagittarian. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1629 . “We’ll throw in the second pair of shoes no charge”. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1630 Sadly, it’s for 7 different funerals on my mother’s side. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
1631 Stomp twice if it’s a good fit sir. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
1632 It’s so much better without the pants. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
1633 I prefer this to the bow tie. I wouldn't want to stand out. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
1634 Do I dress to the left? No, more to the back. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
1635 Do you have this in leather? 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
1636 Yes, I am a bit of a clothes horse. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1637 I like it, but I must admit I had my doubts with the formality of tails. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1638 I know, all horse except where it matters. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
1639 Can you put a rush on it? I'm in the third at Pimlico in an hour. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
1640 I'll need help with the trousers. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1641 Would a bow tie look better with this? 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
1642 I said to myself, “You’re 40–time to stop horsing around in business casual.” 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1643 Maybe an ascot for the Kentucky Derby. 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
1644 Perfect! A tailcoat tux just didn't feel right. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1645 No more horsing around. This is the one! 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1646 I love the jacket, but I'm going to have to say neigh on the pants. 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
1647 Does this make me look two-legged? 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
1648 Yes sir , formal wear is half off at Centaury 21. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1649 Will this be half off? 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1650 You're SURE it comes with two pairs of pants? 1.1852 0.04948 108 94 8 6
1651 I had to hoof it over here right from work. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1652 Do you have one that doesn’t shout "Horse"? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1653 The invitation said white tie and tails. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
1654 Maybe an ascot? Because that's where I'm going. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1655 This suit comes with 2 pair of trousers correct? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1656 The pantless suit is the perfect choice in comfort for the Derby Days of spring. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1657 Do you have this in a 44 furlong? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
1658 How did you hear about the Clyde-sale? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
1659 I think this tie really pulls it together. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
1660 I want to blend in with the herd. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
1661 No, I’m afraid we don’t have a litter box. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
1662 I believe the trousers will need some tailoring. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
1663 It comes with a extra pair of pants I hope? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
1664 ...and when do I hear back about the trousers?” 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
1665 I'll take it...and 2 pairs of pants. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
1666 Can I get two pair of matching spats? 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
1667 Now, the trousers might be a bit tricky. 1.1845 0.05116 103 90 7 6
1668 Well, this fits. Now the fun part. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
1669 You don't think this one makes me look a bit too hot to trot? 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
1670 Can I forego the slacks in exchange for credit toward a second pair of shoes? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
1671 Do you have anything in a size Stallion? This one makes me look like an ass… 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
1672 Is this too conservative? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1673 Do you think this makes me look fat? 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
1674 Do you have it in Chestnut or Bay ? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1675 It really has a ‘business in the front, polo in the back’ feel to it 1.1842 0.04755 114 99 9 6
1676 You can skip the tails. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
1677 Nigel, does my bum look big in this? 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1678 I'm a self made man. The rest of my family are all asses. 1.1840 0.04598 125 109 9 7
1679 I'm afraid the pants will have to be custom! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
1680 Kinda plain. Do you have something that separates me from the herd? 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
1681 I won’t be needing trousers since I’ll only be on zoom. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
1682 Top hat, too? Don't be absurd, man. I'd look like a horse's ass. 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
1683 Do you have a saddle to match? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
1684 I'm going to need your help with the shoes. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
1685 This one humanizes me a bit more. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
1686 How does my ass look? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
1687 It’s my first Derby. 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
1688 I REMEMBER WHEN SUITS CAME WITH TWO PAIR OF PANTS 1.1837 0.05299 98 86 6 6
1689 I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
1690 Looks great! Now for the shoes. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
1691 Splended! and now for the trousers 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
1692 This a good look for my zoom meeting tomorrow? 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
1693 I guess you could call me a clothes horse. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
1694 i won’t need pants. it’s for a zoom event 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
1695 I expect to pay half price. 1.1835 0.03725 109 89 20 0
1696 Prêt à porter has always been challenging for me with my awkward body. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
1697 This feels great. Now, what do you have in hoofs? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
1698 Are you sure it’s not too hit or myth? 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
1699 Very nice. When will the trousers be ready? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
1700 Stud" on top, "ready to stud" on the bottom 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
1701 It's not two jackets I need. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
1702 Can I get the trousers altered for my Minotaur friend? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
1703 Fine. And now...underpants? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
1704 I think the pants will need to be let out. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
1705 You're sure this suit comes with two pairs of pants? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
1706 Can you substitute a feedbag for the trousers? 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
1707 No - I'm the one who's marrying the groom 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
1708 I Hope I am not too overdressed,I would hate to make an ass out of myself! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
1709 And this jacket actually comes with a second pair of pants! 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
1710 I want to look sophisticated, but not like a globe trotter. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
1711 What do you recommend by way of slacks? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
1712 Sorry...when I asked for a pair of pants I meant two. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
1713 Business up front, party at the fetlocks 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
1714 How much to alter the pants? 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
1715 Does the beard make this look more ironic? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
1716 The pant sale is two-for-one, right? 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
1717 I said 'centaur.' Not 'senator.' 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
1718 Now I've just got to consult my better half. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
1719 One or two pair of trousers? 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
1720 With two pair of pants, right? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
1721 I like it, but I’m really going for something that just screams stud? 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
1722 I'm being interviewed for the CEO position at the DNA experimentation laboratory. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
1723 I saw the ad for a jacket and two pairs of pants. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
1724 Her profile says she is looking for a hoofer. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
1725 I’m here to put the “dash” in haberdashery! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
1726 I feel like a whole new half-man! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
1727 I suppose now you'll saddle me with the bill 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
1728 I've changed from Independent to Democrat. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
1729 Would you like pants with that? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
1730 Blazer was actually my racing name 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
1731 The pony tail goes perfectly with this outfit. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
1732 I feel like a new manimal! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
1733 My mother was a Democrat. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
1734 I'm a little worried the tie is shouting, "Look at me! I'm not like other guys!" 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
1735 I’ll give you two pairs of pants for the price of one 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
1736 Yeah, do you have those in a 324 x 34? 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
1737 My parents are among the intellectual elite in Texas. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
1738 Gotta run! Have an appointment with the blacksmith for some new shoes! 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
1739 Do I get a discount if I skip the pants? 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
1740 On top of that, I'm the only one I know who still wears a tie. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
1741 Tell me is this tie okay? Yeah or neigh? 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
1742 Any chance you can throw in the Derby Hat I saw in the window? 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
1743 But you advertised TWO pairs of pants with this suit. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
1744 With this getup I'll finally be recognized as the Stable Genius. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
1745 Do you have this in palomino? 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
1746 Shouldn't the jacket cover my ass? 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
1747 Not to be a horses ass,but do you have this tie in brown? 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
1748 Royal Ascot's dress code gets stricter every year. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
1749 I don’t know…. You sure it’s not too much? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
1750 The invitation said, “Tails Optional”. I RSVP, “LOL, Bro!” 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
1751 Dressed like this, I'll be the centaur of attention. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
1752 Mind if I give it a little gallop? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
1753 Nice, but I'd hate to be saddled with only one jacket. 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
1754 Are you sure this is Polo? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
1755 I’ll take this one. It makes me look like less of an ass. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
1756 Will it be ready in time for the Met Gallop? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
1757 I reckon the tailor is feckless to the pants challenge 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
1758 Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the studlyest in the stall? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
1759 You did say two for the price of one" - "For today only, sir 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
1760 Now I'm thinking the vest might be too distracting. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
1761 Do you have a jacket with tails? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
1762 What do you have for a horse’s ass… 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
1763 Do you have shoes to match in my size? 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
1764 What do you have in shoes? 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
1765 Don't you have a proper cheval mirror? 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
1766 Does this vest make me look horsey-assed? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
1767 It's a little tight in the crotch. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
1768 Clothes make the man, shoes make the horse. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
1769 What about shoes? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
1770 Does this jacket make my haunches look big? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
1771 You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to find a suit that fits this well! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
1772 It's perfect. Does it come with an extra pair of pants? 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
1773 Might you have something in a neigh-ru style? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
1774 I prefer the centaur mirror. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
1775 I’ll certainly be the centaur of attention now. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
1776 I appreciate your fashion advice but it seems we have different definitions of the horsey set. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
1777 Is the knot centaured? 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
1778 Do you have shoes to match? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
1779 Any chance I can get half off on your 50%-Off Sale? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
1780 And, perchance, do you carry manly colognes? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
1781 Might you have a tie of a different color? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
1782 I was hot to trot the moment I saw her. That’s when I knew. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
1783 I appreciate the gesture, but I've failed the mirror test 30 times already. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
1784 Show me your finest four-piece suit. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
1785 I always shop on Rodeo Drive. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
1786 Thanks, but I'm good in the tails department. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
1787 Too rural? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
1788 As for the trousers, how good is your tailor? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1789 You look like a stud! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1790 No, I’ll stick with the bow tie. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1791 I'll also need shoes if you could direct me to your blacksmith. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1792 Does this tie go well with my tail? 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1793 Yes, it's still two for one on trousers. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
1794 Now I would like to see some ties that would go well with my tail. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1795 This one is a bit tight. Do you have something with a horse collar? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1796 Do you have the trousers in thirtity-thirtity-four? 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1797 Come to think of it, I probably do need this jacket vented. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1798 This is great. Now let's see the western look. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1799 Excellent choice. I was afraid you'd want a different color. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1800 Unfortunately, one of the side effects of ivermectin! 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
1801 Do you think your blacksmith can outfit me in some darker shoes? 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
1802 I'm starting to think that maybe I actually am a clothes horse. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
1803 Now let's talk to the farrier about shoes. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
1804 I only ever wear tails. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
1805 I need these for a new social media photo; currently I may appear too "hot to trot". 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
1806 It's perfect, help me reach my wallet and we can settle up." 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
1807 Can you let those out? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
1808 The New Yorker hasn't been the same since their head office was moved to Stamford 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
1809 Than you, Geeves, I've been named the best dressed candidate in the gallop poll! 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
1810 I require a pair of a pair of pants. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
1811 Nice! What do you have in matching trousers? 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
1812 Love the jacket! Does it come with two pairs of pants? 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
1813 Which makes me more, shall we say, hot to trot? Windsor or Kennedy? 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
1814 Does the vest make me look like a jockey? 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
1815 Excellent! Now please show me your finest saddles. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
1816 What do you have in matching saddlebags? 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
1817 Dress for the fantasy you want, not the fantasy you got, is what I say. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
1818 Will that be all,sir ? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
1819 I need something appropriate for running the Belmont 1.1778 0.05377 90 79 6 5
1820 Does the suit come with four pairs of pants? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
1821 I used to pull a hansom cab. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
1822 No, you heard me correctly. I’m a 40 horizontal. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
1823 Now, were you thinking aluminum or steel for the shoes? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
1824 Is it me, or is there something odd about this mirror? 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
1825 I will need some extra leg. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
1826 It's the stripes eah? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
1827 To let you know, I quit my last job because they called me a Jackass! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
1828 It’s good and all, but it kind of contrasts with my fur. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
1829 I'm looking for a suit that really sets me apart from the crowd. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
1830 The zipper is going to be a problem. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
1831 Do you have an on-site farrier? 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
1832 I was expecting a more stallion look. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
1833 Yes, perfect! It says grandstand on the top and Lane 2 on the bottom. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
1834 Does it make me look like a stud? 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
1835 I identify as mixed race. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
1836 Let’s see what the pants look like first. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
1837 Does this tie make my ass look big? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
1838 No pants. Even if I could reach the fly I'd still have to pee like a race horse. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
1839 I’ve never been much of a clotheshorse. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
1840 I’m just not sure it works with my shoes. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
1841 Will this help me blend in? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
1842 Have you a tie which goes with my tail? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
1843 May I see how it feels in the paddock? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
1844 I'm looking for something Italian. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
1845 Do you think king Charles will notice I grew a beard? 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
1846 Will people notice I’m not wearing pants? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
1847 No, no need for pants. But I will need some new shoes. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
1848 I'd love it if you could just let this out a little bit. And double the pants. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
1849 It's the tie that makes the man. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
1850 Business up front, horseplay in back 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
1851 I always though tailors where a myth. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
1852 You'll be the centaur of attention as always, sir. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
1853 Does this suit make me look bottom heavy? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
1854 This one's cut kind of skimpy. Let me try on the 38 Long. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
1855 I thought you said the suit was bespoke? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
1856 I'll be the best-looking swinging dick in the place. 1.1765 0.05103 102 90 6 6
1857 Business in the front. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
1858 Ah, Mr. Sagittarius, is it that time of the year already? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
1859 Do you think it ovrrstates that I'm a gelding? 1.1765 0.05103 102 90 6 6
1860 It fits great. Do you have it in palomino? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
1861 Anything with a leather collar? 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
1862 Ok...now for the trousers! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
1863 I do this to get their attention and show that I'm approachable. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1864 When it comes to bespoke suits, Jarvis, you certainly don't horse around' 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
1865 I so gear my fashions selections to ties and tails. 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
1866 You look out of this world. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
1867 Heyyyy 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
1868 Terrific! Do you also offer grooming? 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
1869 I know you suggested a top hat and tails, but I’ve already got that covered. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
1870 I'll also need two pair of shoes. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
1871 I always have trouble finding the right tie. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
1872 Be honest—the vest is a bit too much, right? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
1873 We also have a matching bridle. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
1874 I have this recurring nightmare that I am fully clothed in public. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
1875 Do you think this outfit will make me the centaur of attention at the office party? 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
1876 You know I took a shower in a previous cartoon. 1.1754 0.04535 114 99 10 5
1877 You don’t think it makes my butt look big? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1878 I''ll also need a couple pairs of shoes. 1.1753 0.05079 97 85 7 5
1879 I'm hoping it is snazzy enough to draw the attention upwards 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
1880 But does it clash with my shoes? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1881 Alterations for the pants are taking longer than anticipated. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
1882 I do not need any pants since I work remotely 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
1883 I'll also require a crown. Preferably a triple. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
1884 I'm marrying a jockey so we'll have to coordinate with her silks. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
1885 Thankfully the invite just said "jacket and tie." 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1886 And your sale includes two pairs of pants? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1887 I’m getting married , and my bride insists that I be well-groomed. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1888 Camel hair? Really 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
1889 Hey, no pants works for Donald Duck, you know. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
1890 Could I possibly get two pairs of pants with this? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
1891 Back in the day, a second pair of trousers were included. 1.1750 0.05839 80 71 4 5
1892 Tie or no tie? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
1893 Just on the pants, two of my legs are shorter than the others. 1.1750 0.04532 120 105 9 6
1894 «I know the suit was half off but do you think we can make a special arrangement?” 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1895 Okay, now let's talk shoes 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
1896 I'll pony up the cash later. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
1897 I'll take the tie. But I've got the tails covered. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
1898 Do two pairs of pants come with this suit? 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
1899 I suppose alterations on the trousers will cost extra. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
1900 I'm looking for a long jacket with an opening in the back. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
1901 Are you sure it doesn't make my bottom look too big? 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
1902 Dressed or undressed, I’m still not sure if I should use the sidewalk or bike lane. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
1903 The GOP never has this problem. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
1904 Whenever I get in front of a mirror I wish I had my blinders on. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
1905 Keep the knot in the centaur? Is that some kind of joke? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
1906 I have my own shoes. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
1907 Please make the pants break at the my ankles. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
1908 The tie is attractive, but will it reach the hitching post? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
1909 This will do. And now I need a skirt and four matching high heel shoes and please don't judge. 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
1910 Simple. I wear a 2nd pair, tail through the zipper. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
1911 Doordash should arrive soon with my garland of roses. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
1912 Does this top accentuate my ass? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
1913 Maybe something that draws the eye up. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
1914 It's a good thing this suit comes with two pairs of pants. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
1915 I going to need as bit more room in the legs. I'm a runner. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
1916 Does this horse body make my tie look skinny? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
1917 And you're positive I don't need pants? 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
1918 I should have mentioned I'm shopping for a two-pant suit. 1.1743 0.04671 109 95 9 5
1919 I want people to say 'That Jacquie Shortz sure knows how to dress!' 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
1920 My job? I'm a TV news anchor. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
1921 How experienced is your tailor? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
1922 I needed the black tie; I already have the tail. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
1923 I don't know. Do you think the vest is too maverick? 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
1924 Excellent. Now, what do you have in shoes? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
1925 Yeah, I'm totally remote now, on Zoom all day. . . so no trousers, thanks, this will do 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
1926 Does it make my legs look longer? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
1927 If I must be a hallucination, I prefer to be a well dressed one. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
1928 Does this jacket make my legs look too short? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
1929 No worries. All my meetings are on Zoom. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
1930 The dress code calls for top hats and tails. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1931 Do you have something better suited for the rein? 1.1735 0.05030 98 86 7 5
1932 . . . and I'll take the four-trouser option. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1933 You advertised that it came with a pair of pants. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
1934 But does it make my ass look big? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1935 ‘Does this tie go with tails?’ 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
1936 Do you carry saddles? 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
1937 Do you think the tie is too much with the tail? 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
1938 Perfect fit up top. Now, do you have any pants that won’t make my ass look big? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1939 I think I'm going to need to go bespoke 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
1940 I would like to see something that accentuates my withers. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1941 I want honest feedback. No horsing around! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
1942 Do you have a pair of matching pants with the fly in the rear? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
1943 Excuse the whisper⏤I'm a little horse. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
1944 I think this one draws attention to my ass. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1945 Cuffs or plain? 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
1946 Do you have a matching feedbag? 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
1947 'The 'centaur' brand always suits you best Sir' 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1948 So is a Windsor knot the best or is that just a myth. 1.1731 0.05010 104 92 6 6
1949 Hoarse? Oh, it’s just allergies. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1950 Chimeric hybrids occur when evolution comes to a spork in the road. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
1951 It’s Mythical Chic 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
1952 You still get full commission, right? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
1953 Which inseam? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
1954 It's a very nice fit, sir." I'm sure you'll be the centaur of attention at the wedding. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
1955 Do you sell pants? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
1956 So, you're sure it's a neigh on the half-off deal? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
1957 What pants will work best? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
1958 I’ll take it but you’ll need to alter the pants for my friend the Minotaur. We go halfsies on bespoke suits. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
1959 And I don't have to buy a belt, either. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
1960 I think the vest is a very stable look. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
1961 Does the tie clash with the shoes? 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
1962 I like pants, but they split down the homestretch. 1.1724 0.05473 87 77 5 5
1963 Do you think an ascot would be more appropriate? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
1964 WILL IT BE THE USUAL $3,500 PANT ALTERATION FEE? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
1965 I assume it comes with two pair of pants. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
1966 And you sat this tie doubles as a whip 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
1967 Sir, it's really not polite to stare at me below my waist. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
1968 Could you tailor the pants with a bigger zipper. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
1969 I'll need some tailoring on the second pair of pants. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
1970 Neither Left nor Right; Simply Down…WAY DOWN! 1.1724 0.05473 87 77 5 5
1971 How come no reflections in your mirrors? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
1972 Throw in a scarf and I'll give you a ride home. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
1973 This is what happens if you fall asleep reading Kafka. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
1974 I understand that all your finer suits come with two pairs of pants. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
1975 Buy three pant legs and get the fourth one free. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
1976 Do you have one that comes with a tail? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
1977 Believe it or not I get alot of swipes on Bumble. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
1978 I like the tie. Can you find a feedbag that matches it? 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
1979 Do you have a matching saddle for my fiancee. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
1980 I’m thinking a four-in-hand knot is more appropriate. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1981 I'll just need to cut a small hole for the tail. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1982 To think I used to say "Always the groom's horse, never the groom!" 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
1983 Obviously I’m a member of the bridal party 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
1984 No, I don’t need a top hat, and I already have the tails. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1985 Does this tie slim my haunches? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
1986 I don't need the jockey shorts 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1987 I apologize for my speech, I'm dealing with a horse throat. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
1988 I like the top, but I'm having a hard time finding the right bottom. 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
1989 I like it! Now I need a couple pair of pants! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
1990 Like me, finding a decent suit is a myth. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1991 A saddle wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
1992 I don't know what 'dressage' is, but I'm making an educated guess! 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
1993 Not Senator, my Man. 1.1717 0.04982 99 87 7 5
1994 So, why the long coat? 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
1995 How much for just the top half? 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
1996 Don't worry about dressing to the left or to the right. It doesn't apply to me. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
1997 This suit comes with two pairs of pants, yes? 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
1998 Half price if I don't buy the trousers, right ? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
1999 What trousers work for meeting colleagues who only know me from the waist up? 1.1714 0.04777 105 92 8 5
2000 Perfect timing sir! You’re just in time for our half off sale. 1.1714 0.04777 105 92 8 5
2001 Alter the pants and have them sent to my stable. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2002 It's the pants that I always have a problem with 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2003 A lot fuller, then, and with a hole for the tail 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2004 And where do I put my wallet? 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2005 My inseam is rather complicated. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2006 Greek mythology is not looking so ancient now, is it? 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2007 Enjoy the bridle shower. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2008 Might you know anyone who's a horse's ass and could use a nice pair of slacks? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2009 How about some plus-fours to complete the outfit? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2010 And the pants? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2011 Do you think I’m in time for the Kentucky Derby? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2012 Do these lapels make my ass look big?" 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
2013 I think the tie's the real attention-getter. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2014 It certainly does behoove you. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2015 And you said the pants were “two for one?” 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2016 You had me at 50% off. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2017 I’m afraid it’s a bit too formal for a roll in the hay. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2018 What do you mean I must take the pants too? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2019 And I'll take two pairs of pants. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2020 Do you happen to have a matching saddle? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2021 I'm the new maitre de at the Jockey Club. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2022 Brogues for the route, Windsor for the ride 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2023 I can spend a lot on the jacket since I save on the pants 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2024 Shall we refer to this one as a Trail Blazer? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2025 Do you have something with a little more giddy-up in it? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2026 Yeah, anchors always rate the high desks at Centaur News Network. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2027 No need for shoes, I see my farrier tomorrow. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2028 If I go with the riding jacket, I won’t be needing the pants. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2029 Do you have this tie in roan? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2030 sorry about the pile I left in the dressing room 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2031 Sorry, I'm a little horse 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2032 It's nice, but I really miss the "two pairs of pants" promotion. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2033 Thank god for suit separates. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2034 Be honest - Does this tie make my ass look fat? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2035 I'm a bit worried about wearing a tie nowadays in case people stare at me 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2036 That suit sir, will certainly make you the centaur of attention! 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
2037 I dress for success because I'm always the centaur of attention. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2038 I AM a clothes horse! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2039 I was thinking of something a little more formal. Do you have anything with tails? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2040 I only wear Kenneth Colt. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2041 Where's your saddle department? I have a date tonight. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2042 Does this jacket make my butt look big? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2043 Does this jacket make my butt look too big? 1.1700 0.04935 100 88 7 5
2044 And now, my mythological britches meets Tim the pants tailor. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2045 Does this one come with two pairs of pants? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2046 Perfect! Now how about pants? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2047 That makes you look very well-bred, sir. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2048 ...as long as it doesn't make me look like a horse's ass. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2049 I'm going to crash the wedding. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2050 You're the first kind of client I've had in a while. -Alicia Chinatomby, Los Angeles, CA 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
2051 Will this go with a canter? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2052 A bolo tie, would that be too cliche? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2053 Work is so much easier since covid... 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
2054 I love it with the taurtan bottom 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2055 I’m meeting Hagrid for lunch. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2056 Of course I dress left. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2057 Part of the secret of my success is that I am my own emotional support animal 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
2058 Does this coat make my tail look big. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2059 I think this makes my fetlocks look fat. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2060 So, you say all your suits come with two pairs of pants? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2061 The wife insists I must dress like a stud 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2062 I won't require trousers, thank you. But what do you have in riding crops? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2063 Where's the other tail? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2064 I've always preferred suits that come with two pairs of pants. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2065 Any ideas for shoes? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2066 This is great, but I’m looking for a four piece suit 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2067 Is this tie too flashy? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2068 Perfect! Now we just need to measure the inseam 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2069 This jacket is perfect! Now, about those slacks... 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2070 The tie is a bit to tight 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2071 But I could your have sworn your sign said satyrial, not sartorial! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2072 I'm looking for something to wear to the races. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2073 Should I get a fedora or bowler for my debut at the Kentucky Derby? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2074 I will certainly win Dressage 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2075 And I think for the pants we'll need something from the Clydesdale Collection. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2076 It has its drawbacks, but I save a fortune on pants. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2077 A tailored suit, a wild spirit 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2078 It's a tailcoat affair. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2079 Now maybe they'll stop asking for a ride home. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2080 Two pants with two cummerbunds and you've got a sale. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2081 Remarkable how a silk tie says, well groomed! 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2082 Should I dress to the left or the right? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2083 The pants will need to be a little larger. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2084 So, two pairs of pants? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2085 The trousers are going to need a slight alteration. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2086 And yes I will need a PAIR of pants 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2087 I’m a Trotter, so the vest works with the silk tie. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2088 With this new Republican-looking outfit, no one will know I'm secretly a Democrat." 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2089 I dare neigh a suit has never behooved me more in my stable life. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2090 I will need 4-legged pants with extra room in the crotch. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2091 I need to look good, I want to be the centaur of attention 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2092 I’m afraid hemming costs extra. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2093 I want to look my best tonight for a special mare maid. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2094 Can you point me to the bridle department? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2095 It's for an important interview, so what do you think? Beard or no beard? 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
2096 This is nice. I think it brings out my thoroughbred side. 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
2097 Sir, your carriage awaits you. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2098 Am assuming I get half off, right? 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
2099 You're right, I am a 42 regular on top and a 82 double on the bottom. Do you have anything in a double breasted, double legged, chocolate brown, 100% polyester suit that fits my personality? 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
2100 I don't need the pants, thanks, but I will take a look at the shoes. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2101 I'm going to be the best man at a Greek wedding. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2102 It’s for an event they’re calling ‘dressage’. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2103 Appearance matters,you know. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2104 You can keep the pants. They never fit me anyway. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2105 Is this fancy enough for a wedding in the mountains? 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2106 And I thought a well-fitting jacket was just a myth! 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
2107 You look very well groomed, sir. 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
2108 I do apologise. It was the choice of beard that threw me. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2109 Well aren’t you dashing 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2110 Could I see the feed bag options? 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2111 Is this reargal enough? 1.1683 0.04889 101 89 7 5
2112 It’s for a 25th reunion- I finished 4th in the 1998 Kentucky Derby. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2113 Did you really say “Break a leg out there”? 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2114 Two pair of pants with that sir? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2115 Is it satire if a satyr is a sartorial clothes horse? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2116 Nice, but show me something with two pair of pants. 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
2117 And you really think they'll stop calling me a horse's ass if I wear this? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2118 Is this too formal for the bridle party? 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2119 Would that be cash or hay, Sir? 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
2120 Do I look lame with this tie? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2121 Do I look like an ass? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2122 This will be great for my Zoom interview. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2123 Does this vest match my hoofs? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2124 I still think I look like a horse's ass. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2125 Technically, this one's a tail coat too. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2126 Is this tie centaur'ed? 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2127 Does it go with the tail? 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2128 Obviously, I dress to the left. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2129 I’ll just eat the pants here 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2130 I don't appreciate being told that I look like a horse's ass in this suit, sir! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2131 My Banana Republic Luxe account shows that I receive free tailoring. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2132 I think you will be the best looking at the Belmont Stakes. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2133 Sr. Satyr will be in tomorrow for the trouser fitting. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2134 Does it come with a second set of pants? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2135 Do you have a hat that will go with my tail? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2136 Would you prefer a 2 pants suit 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2137 Be a good fellow and send for the blacksmith. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2138 And you say it comes with an extra pair of pants? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2139 It always looks better in the store than my stall. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2140 Check double in seam... 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2141 That's what I love about Zoom. No one knows I'm not wearing pants. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2142 I'm runnin in the Derby and I've gotta look sharp ! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2143 Now, About the trousers 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2144 Before I decide, let me discuss with my other half 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2145 This should work nicely for my job interview at the track. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2146 YOU were the one who wished for a dressed-up Mustang. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2147 I do think it makes me look like a stud,But shouldn't' I have trousers,as well? 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
2148 The pants won’t fit. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2149 The jacket fits but I'm going to need the pants tailored. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2150 Don you think anyone will notice whether the tie matches the tail? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2151 Yes, it just screams "Winner's Circle" 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2152 The pants are a little tight in the seat. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2153 Can you throw in the tie instead of the pants? 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2154 Luckily for me, you guys sell separates. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2155 Now, if you've got your hammer and nails I'll need a quad of matching shoes. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2156 Does it match the shoes? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
2157 I had my horn removed, and made a billion 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2158 Now comes the fun part, where you measure my inseam and I kick you across the room. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2159 Looks good from the front; now turn around. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2160 It's always so tough to match the cuffs to the collar. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2161 I'm looking for something with a little more tailcoat 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2162 Spats would complete the outfit don’t you think? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2163 No more horsing around 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2164 Some call this a tie,I call it a harness. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2165 Do you think I'll get funny looks, with this tie not quite matching the vest? 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2166 Does this knot look centaured to you? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2167 I shall never come down from my high horse.” 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
2168 I am the original sartorial centaur. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2169 Do you Sell Shoes? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2170 I think this works well for a semi-formal. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2171 I always feel like such a foal at these events. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2172 As for shoes, what do you have in a red roan loafer...size 2? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2173 Every girl is crazy about a sharp dressed centaur. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2174 Do you think a cumberbund would be too dressy? I dont want to stick out like a sore thumb! 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2175 No I dress on the left. And then on the right. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2176 I've no idea. I've never worn pants before. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2177 Well, I put my pants on four legs at a time like everyone else of course. 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
2178 This is perfect for the Met Gala! 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2179 Is the vest too much? I feel like such a horse's arse. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2180 The pants are buy one get one, correct? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2181 Correct, sir. It is business in front, as you said. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2182 Any Polo? 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
2183 Be honest, do I look like a horse’s arse? 1.1652 0.04441 115 101 9 5
2184 I spoke with our tailor, sir, and he’s a tad worried about the pants.” 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
2185 I need something in a size 42 Furlong 1.1650 0.04799 103 91 7 5
2186 Until the pandemic hit, I never knew how comfortable you could be going pants-free. Now I just refuse to go back. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2187 I need the pants by Tuesday. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2188 You look like an AI picture 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
2189 The jacket fits perfectly, and you said it comes with two pairs of pants... 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2190 Do you think this tie goes with my tail? 1.1649 0.05219 97 87 4 6
2191 I save a ton when playing polo. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2192 Business on top, paddock on the bottom. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2193 What do you mean--I can't pay half price? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2194 Finding shoes that match this will be hard. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2195 But how do my hips look? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2196 You'll find Ralph Lauren's matching saddles on the second floor. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2197 The proper top is half the battle. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
2198 Does this suit come with one or two pairs of pants? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
2199 Why do you want to know my pronouns? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2200 I'll definitely need the double breasted. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
2201 Is this tie too loud? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2202 Excellent fit. Do you have any plus fours? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2203 I'm not crazy about the hemline 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2204 That big,bullish guy will swing by later to pick up the slacks. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2205 It's such a relief not to be asked anymore if I dress to the left. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2206 I'm into being a clotheshorse. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2207 Do you know of anyone who can use striped pants? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2208 Do you think it's too tight at the withers? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2209 I'm going for 'business in the front, party in the back.' 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2210 It gives me a look of stability, don't you think? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2211 Well, I don’t think I need tails with this jacket. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2212 The tailor is finishing the trousers but the blacksmith needs more time for the shoes 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2213 You can’t be serious. You’re going to make me buy the pants. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2214 All right, now let's talk pants. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2215 I got to say neigh for that tie. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2216 Yeah I'm a horse's ass, but I bet I get laid more than you do. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2217 Sorry. It's these two or I can sell you the one I'm wearing. Everything else in the store is a white dinner jacket for some reason. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2218 Any chance of this suit coming with TWO pair of pants 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2219 And can I get the Preakness Special: extra trousers? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2220 I can't see myself in this jacket 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2221 The pants will require some alteration. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2222 You really think I need a statement tie? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2223 Horse shoes are so pre-1910 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2224 I like the trousers to just barely brush the hoof. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2225 But the ad said two pairs of pants. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2226 Whoa, it’s a bit tight. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2227 This tie makes me look like a real stud 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2228 fits good at the neck, but my penis is still out 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
2229 Does the store also employ a skilled farrier? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2230 Well,that is a horse of a different color! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2231 Can I get it with two pairs of pants? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2232 and for the pants will you be needing tall or wide 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2233 I’ll take it, with two pairs of trousers. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2234 And would you like pants for the front, back, or both pairs of legs sir? 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2235 Would you like to see the new saddle collection next, Sir? 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2236 I have a big event on Satyr-day”. 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
2237 I want a kilt - breathing you know. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2238 Will the box of Depends cost extra? 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
2239 Does this tie make me look studly? 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2240 If it doesn’t come with 2 pairs of pants, I’m trotting out of here. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
2241 Does the tie complete my outfit? 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2242 Do I really look like a jack-ass?" 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
2243 Is there a discount if I don’t take the pants? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2244 This collar makes me a little hoarse. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2245 Can you recommend a good blacksmith? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2246 Now let's get the pants 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2247 Do I look like an ass though? 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2248 This tie doesn't seem to go very well with the rest of my body. I don't want to stand out too much at this surprise party. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2249 I've always been a bit of a clothes horse. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2250 Sure, clothes make the man in most cases… 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2251 Is this what the horsey set is wearing this year? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2252 This is for the honeymoon. Everyone at the wedding will be in tails. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2253 This is quite nice. Does it come in “horse” cut? 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2254 And can you put me into a good Derby? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2255 I assure you,Sir, with that jacket/tie combo, no one will notice. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2256 I’m afraid I’m half-assing this. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2257 Perfectly fitting jacket is so hard to find! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2258 The pants may need some altering. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2259 Would you have one in zebra? 1.1628 0.05451 86 77 4 5
2260 We always welcome customers who want a second pair of pants 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2261 Thanks for switching with me. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2262 Thanks. Good look. I’m Affirmed. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2263 Is it me, or does this make me look like a horse's ass? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2264 Oh yes, this tie suits me. Much better than that ascot. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2265 Do you think it draws too much attention to my beard? 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2266 No no no it’s great. I just worry it makes my ass look big. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2267 I’m looking for something that makes me look manly. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2268 Correct, and the inseams are 32, 32, 34 and 34. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2269 Perfect. And for the pants I'll need a 60x48x48. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2270 Fortunately all our suits come with 2 sets of pants 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2271 A quarter-piece suit has never fit so well 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2272 Do you have any pants in 190/32? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2273 Fine, now what do you have for shoes?” 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2274 It’s the event of the centaur-y. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2275 Got any Bell Bottoms my good man? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2276 My mane seems to get in the way. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2277 You look like a total stud, sir 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2278 Now, my waist size might surprise you. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2279 Sure, I hear you. But when you say the suit comes with two pairs of trousers...come on...you know what I'm really asking, don't you? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2280 Love this jacket! But I really need is a tuxedo! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2281 I’ll take this one. And the changing room needs fresh straw. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2282 What do you think? It’s a 50:50 sartorial/satyrial blend. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2283 And you can alter the second pair of pants? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2284 As you can see, I'm long waisted. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2285 I think this jacket make my ass look huge 1.1622 0.04348 111 97 10 4
2286 Can you hold the pants till I get my bottom surgery? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2287 It certainly does make me feel very well groomed . 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2288 Does it make me look classic? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2289 Jacket's fine, now do you have any wingtips for me? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2290 And I'll need two pairs of shoes. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
2291 And you did say there's a two pants for one special this week, didn't you? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2292 I'm curious, does that two for one sale apply to pants? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2293 I trust you can do a 32” inseam? 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2294 No one can see my bottom half on Zoom anyway. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2295 Sir, I'm afraid you are still unsheathed. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2296 It‘s AI. My girlfriend loves horses. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2297 I hear you also have something called a tail coat, and I have to say, I’m interested. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
2298 Do you need to measure my inseam? 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2299 Could you take out the seat a touch more? 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2300 A tie is not a collar ! 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2301 Does it come with an extra set of trousers? 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2302 I like it. Do you have a matching saddle? 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2303 I have a date with a real nymph tonight. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2304 It suits you from the top up 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2305 I expect that your suits still come with two pairs of pants. 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
2306 It's an outdoor wedding, so I think I can get away with no bottoms. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
2307 But I need a white tie to go with my tail. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
2308 This one will make me the centaur of attention. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2309 Were you able to find the matching pants? 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2310 And two pairs of pants. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2311 Does this make my rear end look too big? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2312 Great, now can I see matching pants? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2313 Can you show me the bridle suite? 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
2314 My giant horse cock is going to look so good in this 1.1613 0.04904 93 82 7 4
2315 Sure, I save on the trousers but that's before factoring in the two pairs of shoes. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2316 And now I'll need 2 pair of matching shoes. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
2317 will you be wanting cuffs, sir? 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2318 This color tie matches my hide perfectly! 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2319 I’ll need a little more room in the seat. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2320 Perhaps I should try on a greatcoat. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2321 I can’t wait to trot down the aisle. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2322 I beg your pardon, but requiring me to pay double for pants simply because I am half-horse is blatantly hybridist. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2323 Forget the pants. Let's talk sets of shoes. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2324 I need something to keep people from calling me a horse's ass. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2325 It fits just perfectly! Is it available in horsehair? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2326 'And here I was beginning to think that fine tailoring was just a myth.' 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2327 Don’t you have something with a cummerbund? 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2328 This suit makes me look so good I don't think she'll notice my lower half! 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2329 Actually, I hate it, but it's a requirement to get into the Kentucky Derby. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2330 Does the suit come with two pairs of pants? Just asking for a friend. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2331 A bit tight in the back. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2332 The tie's a bit much, have you something with a feed bag? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2333 Yes, countertenor for The Four Centaurs. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2334 The stripes really highlight your tail. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2335 I'm Zoom-ready! 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2336 With tails, too much. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2337 Do you have the slacks in a 38 and a 42? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2338 Does this jacket make me look human? 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2339 I admit I do like to be the Centaur of attention. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2340 This one’s for the chronicles, Lewis, starting today my winter coat will be the mane attraction of Narnia, wearing Aslan out-of-style.” 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
2341 Waiting for the 50% off sale really paid off. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
2342 I'll take it if it comes with two pairs of pants. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2343 It should say I’m not just a centaur, I’m also an excellent concierge. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2344 It doesn't make my ass look too big? 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
2345 I’d like to trot home and see if my wife likes it… 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2346 Comes with two pair of pants 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2347 My fiancée's the opposite. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2348 I'd like horseshoes to match. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2349 Just be careful when you measure the inseam. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2350 The short jacket makes you look very leggy. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2351 It’s a formal occasion. Tie and tail. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2352 I don't know, I feel weird about wearing something in wool.. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2353 These come in separates right? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2354 Should we do shoes next? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2355 fine, I’ll go to the mall where I can get the suit with two pairs of pants. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2356 Do you think a flashy bow tie might be better for distraction purposes? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2357 How long will the alterations to the pants take? 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2358 Does this come with two sets of trousers? 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
2359 My inseams are thirty-two’s 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2360 Can you have it ready by Derby Day? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2361 Mr Santos, maybe now they won't notice you're an ass. 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
2362 Do you have the shoes that go with it? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2363 I'd like to see something in a Neighru jacket. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2364 And this is where one attaches the oat bag? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
2365 I really hope he doesn’t ask about the matching slacks 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2366 The tie is excellent with the jacket, but I think I will forego the pants. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2367 The jacket fits perfectly. But we might let the pants out a little. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2368 So far, ‘I’m impressed . Now let’s try on the trousers. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2369 I’ll be meeting Aslan tonight 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2370 Do you have a matching pair of trousers in a size double-16? 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2371 I’d like to see your selection of feed bags, if you please. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2372 Beware of Greeks wearing myths. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2373 Do you have hunting pinks? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2374 Yeah but were you vaxxed? 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2375 This isn't horsey, is it? 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2376 The pants made my hind quarters look big. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2377 Be honest. Does this make me look like a stud? 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2378 Will this go with a western saddle or an english one? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2379 And no pleats in the pants please; they make my lower body look weird. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2380 Does this come with two blankets? 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
2381 Do I look 'rode easy, and put away dry cleaned'"? 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2382 Anything for underneath? 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2383 Okay. Now I'd like to see the shoes. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2384 The chinos didn't fit 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2385 Your 3-way mirror, and your lighting, makes me look like a real ass. 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
2386 I came around to the idea when I saw Donald Duck wears essentially the same ourfit! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2387 I can pony up the money 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
2388 How much is the "no-pants" discount? 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
2389 That much? Are you for real? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2390 It's for next year's Kentucky Derby. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2391 If I want to be the centaur of attention, I have to dress the part. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2392 They'll be riding my coattails. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2393 I've never shopped Centaur Wearhouse for formal wear before. I think I'd like to try it with a bowtie. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2394 We sell a four-legged suit pants for a price of one. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2395 Could you add two more legs to the trousers and move the zipper to the back? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2396 Do you have a really big cummerbund? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2397 The coat fits, but I’ll forgo the pants - too tight in the crotch. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2398 I've got a conference at 10 and a showjumping competition at 11. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2399 Hi, I'm here for the two-pant suits sale. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2400 Yes! This is a good Zoom look, don’t you think? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2401 Do you have four sets of matching pants? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2402 I think a horse collar would be best. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2403 Now I just need a couple of pairs of slacks to accompany this attire. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2404 Okay so a 36 in the inseam and 155 in the rump? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2405 I am going to need a much shinier coat. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2406 Do you have a top hat to go with my tux and tail? 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2407 But do you think this jacket makes me seem a bit cavalier? 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
2408 And you're confident this style will make me stand out from the others? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2409 I’m sorry sir, no shoes, no service. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2410 I'm trying to look sartorial and satyrial. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
2411 I need something that doesn't make me look ancient. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
2412 It’s your luck day. We have a BOGO on our pants and shoes 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
2413 I will need two pairs of matching pants to go with this 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2414 Perfect - completes the look - tie and tails 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2415 You say it comes with two pairs of pants? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2416 Do you have anything that will match my shoes? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
2417 I'm not a big fan of this tight collar, brings back bad memories. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
2418 That centaurly looks good on you! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
2419 I still can't decide. Should I go with the chestnut or the palomino? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2420 Yes, I said spats and they should match the tie. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2421 The invitation said Semiformal. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
2422 Very smart Sir, would you like me to brush you down now. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2423 How do I look? I don’t want to show up looking like a half-ass. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
2424 How much do you charge to tailor the pants? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
2425 I want to make a good first impression. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2426 Amen to inclusive fashion. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2427 Being a news anchor has it's perks. You save a lot in pants. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2428 We’re finally meeting after Zooming for months. I’m a little nervous that we won’t have anything to talk about when we see each other in person. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
2429 Do you carry the coordinating quiver? 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2430 The jacket is perfect; you may have to tweak the trousers a bit. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2431 Does this waistcoat make me look fat? 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2432 I left a pile in stall #2. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2433 Whadyathink? Does the tie work with the hooves? 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2434 How much can you let out the pants? 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2435 Not for me. It feels like a bridle. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2436 I put a different "C" in"CEO". 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2437 Where's the restroom? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
2438 “The color’s right, but it’s a bit tight around the waist!” 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2439 It just won't be the same until I pant a little. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2440 Should I send for your carriage? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2441 i'd like a jacket with a longer tail 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2442 I think an ascot is more me. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2443 Polo is always my best fit. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2444 Can I try on a Monkey suit? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2445 I attribute my success to being a 'canter' in a world full of 'yes men'. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2446 Perfect. Just need some pants to go with it. 1.1579 0.05034 95 85 5 5
2447 I'll also need pants. Usually I go without, but the groom doesn't want to feel small on his big day. 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
2448 I was really looking for something in fawn. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
2449 Too understated for the Met Gala? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2450 Your ad says there's a BOGO on trousers. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2451 Do you have relax fit pants for my appearence at the Belmont? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2452 I do believe this works better, the tails were a bit redundant! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2453 Although I have a horses ass, I don't have to look like one. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2454 I promised the bride NOT to look like a horse's ass. 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
2455 For the shoes, no leather, please. I’m sagittarian. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2456 a little tight around the collar 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2457 Just so you know, I dress to the left.” 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2458 I put my pants on one leg at a time like everyone else. 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
2459 Would you be able to let the pants out a bit? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2460 The top fits perfectly but the pants will need some altering 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2461 I'm glad it comes with two pair of pants. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2462 Ah, very good. Now show me your finest trouser in a hoof cut. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2463 How long to alter the pants? 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2464 I’ll also need trousers in a 36-31, 31, 31, 31. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2465 I don’t dress either left or right. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2466 Of course I’ll need 2 pairs of pants. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2467 Are you in a hurry? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2468 I actually feel naked without tails. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2469 It will take a little longer to get rhe pants tailored. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2470 I know I sound a little hoarse. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2471 Does this suit come with two sets of trousers? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2472 I am this month’s centaur-fold. Do you think the tie is too much? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2473 I'm looking for something that whinnies 'Satyrday Night Stomp.' 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2474 Forget the saddle, look at this! 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2475 your sale sign explicitly stated I could get matching bottoms 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2476 w’horse size are you, sir? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2477 I may not win the Preakness, but I will look damn fine trying. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2478 Can the pants be let out? Like, a lot? 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
2479 I feel like the more clothes I put on, the more visible my penis is. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
2480 Anything in a Royal Ascot? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
2481 I’m an odd size. 34” waist x 30” front legs x 28” hind legs. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
2482 Do you really think I need a Long? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
2483 And what about the shoes? 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2484 Can I really be the first clothes horse to shop here? 1.1569 0.04567 102 90 8 4
2485 Do you know if this fabric attracts animal hair? 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2486 Does this collar make me look horsey? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
2487 My goal here is to no longer look so much like a horse's ass. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
2488 And I'll take the grey flannel trousers. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2489 Sorry, I just the need the top. i have my own tails. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
2490 You’ll have to excuse me for a moment. I need to visit the sidewalk. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2491 You say this suit comes with two pairs of pants? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2492 And that includes TWO pairs of pants, right? 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
2493 How much for just the jacket? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
2494 I’m just worried I’ll look like everyone else. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
2495 Yes, of course, your jackets are great. But it’s your two-for-one pants deal that got me in the door. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2496 You know, given my constitution, I'd take Double Windsors over pants any day. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2497 For the trousers, I dress to the back. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2498 And two pairs of pants, please. One with a really big gusset. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
2499 OK, next I need to pick out two pairs of shoes." 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
2500 You're the finest mane and tailor. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
2501 The tie just brings it all together 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2502 I want it to say "stable living" and "above all, a stud." 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2503 This is my favorite shopping centaur. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2504 I can't wait to show this to my better half. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2505 I shudder at the thought of a four-in-hand carriage, but as a tie knot… well I’ll be damned. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2506 I’m auditioning for the Lion, the witch and the Wardrobe 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2507 What trousers would you recommend with this jacket? 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2508 This is perfect, now let me see the farrier. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
2509 To be perfectly honest, the color doesn't do much for you. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2510 OK, what do you think? Yea or... no. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2511 I spent all night trying to figure what to wear for the semi formal costume party! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2512 Looks good from this angle, but from the back I still look like a horse's ass. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2513 No, I booked an appointment for a satyrical fitting--not sartorial. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2514 Same old. Same old. I want something that makes me stand out. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2515 Does this make my derrière look fat? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2516 Yes sir, the jockeys will all be in silks. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
2517 I'll need two pairs of shoes. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2518 I think we may have to modify the two sets of trousers. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2519 And two pair of pants- do you do alterations? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2520 Does this tie match my coats? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2521 Is my tie perfectly centaured? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2522 Sorry, I crapped in the dressing room again... 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2523 What do you think, whinny, bray or neigh? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2524 The shirt and tie are fine but where are my balls? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2525 But I’m only interested in the jacket. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2526 I'm posing for a statue tomorrow, so it needs to look timeless. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2527 I think the tie is a little off-centaur. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2528 Will there be an extra charge on the trousers alteration? 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2529 No trousers -- a culotte and a kilt, please. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2530 What I had in mind was a more formal coat to go with the tail. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2531 Believe it or not, finding a jacket that fits is the biggest challenge. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2532 I’m just trying to decide where to wear my belt 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2533 Can you have it ready by Satyrday? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2534 Trousers for the front legs only, please. I like to feel the breeze in the back. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2535 Does the tie work with the rest of me? 1.1553 0.03587 103 87 16 0
2536 My concern arises from my belief that Donald Duck should wear pants. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2537 Perfect. Now they can’t accuse me of horsing around with the dress code. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2538 Would horseshoe cuff links be too matchy-matchy? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2539 Keep the pants. What's the point of being half horse if people can't see you're hung like a horse? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2540 Looks great! Do you have shoes in my size?. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2541 This works much better than that toga the Greeks expected. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2542 No tails... I've got that covered. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2543 And the trousers? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2544 Thanks. I hardly ever find my size at the box stores. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2545 I’m also looking for a shoe I can slip on 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2546 Do sell this with stirrup pants? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
2547 At these prices I'm sure you can throw in an extra pair of pants. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2548 I'll take it! Now what about shoes? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2549 I think this one is a winner! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2550 Part of me wants to go formal but another part wants to go a bit more unbridled. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2551 The clothes really do make the Centaur, am I right? 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
2552 How do I look? Do you think I'll be able to blend in at the Met Gala? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
2553 I like the look but I'll have to run if by my better half. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2554 Waist 48 and length 30. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2555 You’re set for your first in-person meeting. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2556 Can you show me something in a trifecta box bet at Belmont? 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
2557 Do you have one of a different color? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2558 I understand there will be a minor delay delivering the trousers? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
2559 Do you have anything in a halter top? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
2560 I'm looking for something pleated for when I gallop. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2561 Thanks for fitting me in. I have an important interview today and need to put my best foot forward. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2562 Do want a new pair of pants?" 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2563 As your equine-ary I do think you finally have the best outfit for your lunch with the Horse Owners. Association." 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2564 Clothing does make the centaur! 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2565 I don't need pants, but could you show me your selection of dress hooves? 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
2566 Perfect! Now, can you recommend a good farrier? 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
2567 Do you think it would look better with tails? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2568 And, best of all, I save hundreds on pants. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
2569 Do you have this in a hand 18? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2570 They tell me I’m quite the hoofer 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2571 Do you tale inseam measurements and custom trousers? 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2572 Could you trot on over and find me two pairs of pants in tall? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2573 My wife will definitely enjoy her 2-minute joyride tonight. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2574 So this tie is not too eye-catching? 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2575 This one would need alteration. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2576 Would you go with one or two pairs of slacks? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2577 Would you be so kind as to help me select a more casual wardrobe to replace this vest and tie? I've been told it makes me look like I'm walking around on my high horse. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2578 Ah! You are looking at me funny. It’s the vest right? It doesn't match the tie? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2579 What do you suggest for pants? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2580 "As for the pants, perhaps your tailor can consult with my blacksmith" 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2581 Please tailor the legs to break just at the fetlocks, no cuffs. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2582 Is this fashionable enough for the Triple Crown Winner's Circle? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2583 So technically, I'm half man, half horse, and half windsor 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2584 I agree, the vest really helps tame the look. 1.1538 0.04923 91 81 6 4
2585 For the trousers, I'll take a 34L in the rear and a 32R up front. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
2586 I'll be eating at a fancy trough tonight. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2587 Can we discuss the cummerbund? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2588 I'll take it ... with the two pairs of pants, naturally. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2589 Will you be wearing the same shoes sir? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2590 Now how about something for just horsing around? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2591 It's good, but the pants need alteration 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2592 Let's keep it simple sir " 2 pairs of each, elastic waist". 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2593 Shopping for a good vest is like hunting for unicorns 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
2594 I will also need two pairs of pants 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2595 A horse is a horse, of course, unless the horse is yours truly, the famous Mr. Ed. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2596 Do you have something in a more classically equine pattern? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2597 With this amazing outfit,I predict a galloping career for you Sir! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2598 I am about 17 hands at the withers. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2599 Are pants alterations extra? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2600 I'll take it -- plus two matching pairs of trousers. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
2601 The pants need adjusting... 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2602 How do you feel about matching my tie and tail? 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
2603 Measure my waist? Sure but I don't really know where it is. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2604 how many pairs of trousers and what size should they be? 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2605 Do I still look like a gelding? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2606 I might need the relaxed fit. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2607 The main snag is that bespoke tailoring costs a fortune 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2608 I think I'd better try the pants on first. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2609 Yeah, it's a good look, but the shoes are wrong. I'm thinking black with silver nails. So where is your smithy and forge? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2610 OK, very nice. Now to the pants. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2611 This is nice but I’m concerned it makes butt look to big. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2612 I will also need two pairs of matching trousers, make sure the inseam length is four and a half hands. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2613 Great. Do you have two pairs of matching pants? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2614 Yes, I do want both pair — are alterations extra? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2615 The beauty of video calls is no one knows what I’m wearing on my bottom half 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2616 Do you have an XXXL cummerbund? 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2617 I think two pairs of plus fours will suit. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2618 What pants? I go commando! 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2619 Thanks, with this necktie I should blend right in with the rest of the faculty 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2620 Be honest, does this suit make my ass look fat? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2621 What do you think? I don't want to look like a horse's ass. 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
2622 As always, you’re right. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2623 So, do you think this look works without pants? 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2624 It's a bit snug.Does it make my butt look big? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2625 Why yes, Mr. Tumnus is my uncle! 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2626 You may be half horse, but that jacket is all class 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2627 I believe you have a sale on pants: Buy one pair, get the next pair free. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
2628 As for the slacks, can you let out the inseam a bit? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
2629 It's for a barn dance. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
2630 Do you accept the Amex Centaurion Card? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
2631 And I’ll need two pairs of trousers in 15 hands. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
2632 Did the pants not fit? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
2633 These are great but I usually have a problem with the trousers 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2634 It’s a theme wedding. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
2635 What’s wrong with the tie? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2636 If you buy two jackets, the pants are "half off" 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2637 The style and fit are fine but I feel that this is better for a horse of a different color. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2638 Yes, I have become quite a clothes horse over the years. Thomas Frizzell in Crockett, Texas 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
2639 Actually, I am feeling a little hoarse, can you tell? 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
2640 By any chance, are the pants half off? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
2641 The show is on Fox News. They explicitly said bow tie. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
2642 So what else do you have to trot out? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
2643 My better half is at the bridle shop. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
2644 Pants size? Six hands. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2645 Great job. They almost never get the cuff length right. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
2646 The pants will need to be altered. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
2647 Now that’s a horse of a different color.” 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
2648 Do you have something similar in palomino? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2649 « I dont know…you think this might be a little overdressed for a rodeo?” 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2650 This is perfect. Since I'm still working remote I don't need the pants. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
2651 Business in the front, rodeo in the back. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
2652 I'm sure you'll be the centaur of attention. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2653 What do you mean, 'how do I wear my pants?' 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
2654 Tomorrow, I get put out to stud. Probably won't need the pants. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
2655 An extra pair of trousers can double the life expectancy of your suit 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
2656 So you’re absolutely certain the invitation read, demi-formal? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
2657 My lack of pants really impresses the girls. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2658 I'm entered in the 4.30 at Churchill Downs -do you have something a little less formal? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
2659 The jacket is perfect. Now we should check the two pairs of trousers. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2660 It won't fool her for long. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2661 Does ‘It’ really hang as low as the mirror depicts? 1.1515 0.04840 99 89 5 5
2662 You never know when it may be a photo finish. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
2663 50% discount? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
2664 Really? You think I'd be sexier without the beard? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2665 Does this come as a two-trouser suit? 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2666 Make it tight around the hoofs. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2667 Guess the shoe is on the other hoof because this weekend, I get to be a groomsman. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
2668 Do you think this tie stands out too much? 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2669 Everything looks fine. Now, where can I find the bathroom? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2670 I believe this cut is quite lengthening. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
2671 Stop horsing around! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2672 Do you think this coat makes my butt look big? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2673 Do I look like an ass in this? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2674 I'm so glad we've returned to normal. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2675 Perhaps a tailcoat? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2676 So far, so good. Now for the slacks. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2677 I look like a million bucking broncos! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2678 The tie needs to be attached so it can't be used to lead me around. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2679 When can you have the pantses ready? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2680 This will cost me an arm and a hoof. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
2681 I've come quite a distance; I hope you can help me. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2682 I know what you're thinking. And yes, of course I'm hung like a horse. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2683 Father said you could 'make it fit' 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
2684 Is this part of the half off sale? 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
2685 I’m running in the 6th race today and I don’t want to clash with my jockey. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2686 Where do you think the "dash" in haberdashery came from? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2687 Like putting lipstick on a pig 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2688 I'm looking for the matching saddle. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
2689 Do I look a little half-assed? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2690 Can I get two pairs of pants? They always seem to wear out faster than the jacket. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2691 May I see what you have in wingtip horseshoes. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2692 Oh. It comes with two pairs . . . ? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2693 Are there any two for one deals on pants? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2694 I was thinking of white tie and tails. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2695 How does this one go with my tail? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2696 Much obliged, Pierre. Thank heaven for Zoom. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2697 And how will you be wearing the pants, sir? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2698 32 long sir, I’ll take your word for it. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2699 I don't mean to sound like an ass, but does this tie match my hooves? 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
2700 So the suit comes with a jacket, vest, TWO pair of pants and custom tailoring is free? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
2701 Does this come with a spare pair of pants, perchance. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
2702 My pants size is 34X34 for both front and back. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2703 I just love your 50% off sales. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2704 As a clothes horse, I have a reputation to uphold. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
2705 Let’s just say I’ve got a hot date with a black beauty. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
2706 On the pants, could I have pleats but no cuffs. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
2707 I dunno...does it make my ass look fat? 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
2708 I've been told I'm hard to fit. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2709 So you're the clothes horse I've heard so much about. 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
2710 I haven't bought a new suit since I was a colt. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2711 Trousers? Neigh. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2712 I want something semi-formal. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2713 And this comes with how many pairs of pants? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2714 I never thought I’d look good in tails! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2715 It's for the Derby. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2716 I fear that it may be a bit flashy... 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2717 Does this come in saddle leather? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2718 I'm going to need some help with the pants. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2719 I wish my necktie called attention to my genitals the way yours does. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2720 I’m sorry, we don’t carry Minotaur pants. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2721 Is it this mirror or does this tie make my forelocks look fat? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2722 Why do I feel this needs a larger collar? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2723 Nothing flashy, I don't want to be the centaur of attention. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2724 Tell me honestly: do my withers look fat in this jacket? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2725 And now I'd like to see something in a Corinthian leather saddle. 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
2726 -Can you adjust the pants? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2727 Usually these parties go well until somebody wants to play pin the tail on the donkey. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2728 Could you trot out some other jackets for me to try? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2729 What do you think--a couple pair of brown shoes with this or black? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2730 The waist doesn’t feel quite right 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2731 Is it too conspicuous? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2732 Shoe me! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2733 I will need two pairs of trousers, please. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2734 Any two for one sales on pants? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2735 Since I'll be skipping the trousers, may I add a second Jacket for your suite sale price? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2736 Actually, it's the hindquarters I'm most concerned about. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2737 Does my rear look too big with this tie? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2738 Do I look too sporty? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2739 Sorry, my voice is a little horse. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
2740 Do I still look half-assed? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2741 I think your Gallup rating is quite high. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2742 Well, the suit may come with two pairs of pants, but I still don't think it will work.... 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2743 The invitation didn't specify if it was formal or casual, but I can’t show up looking like a satyr. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2744 Ah, just the right touch of bon vivant. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2745 And now, I'll have two pair of your finest trousers, but I won't be responsible if the belly straps are too tight. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
2746 Are you sure this isn’t too flashy? I have a wedding to go to and I don’t want anyone to think I’m trying to be the center of attention. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2747 On second thought, I will try on a pair of pants. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
2748 The pants didn't fit. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2749 And I’ll need some wing-tips - not cordovan. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
2750 I don’t suppose this suit comes with two pairs of pants. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2751 I see why they call you the Italian Stallion. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2752 man, I just- vests always just make me look like a horse's ass. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2753 Marvelous, sir. And for the trousers, do you prefer forelimbs, hind limbs, or may I suggest for the occasion - all four? 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
2754 My office stopped doing casual Fridays. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2755 I want the business in the front party in the back vibe! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
2756 I can afford the jacket, but it’s the pants I’m worried about. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
2757 Tell me.. is this appropriate for horsing around? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
2758 Does this make me look any less horsey? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
2759 Tie or horse collar? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2760 What do you charge for bespoke trousers? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2761 Perhaps coat and tails instead? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2762 But what about the pants? 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2763 Finally - a tailor who calls himself bespoke and means it! 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2764 Could I see something a little longer in the pants? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2765 I like it! But they still won't let me use the men's restroom! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2766 Sometimes the mirror adds ten pounds. Sometimes its two legs and a tail. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2767 I'm going to look sensational down at the old feeding trough. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
2768 I will wear it to next year's Met Gala. This year I was told I dressed like a horse's ass. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
2769 I couldn't decide tails or tux, so I'll go with both. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
2770 “So what exactly does it mean when your ad says all prices include free standard alterations?” 1.1486 0.05670 74 67 3 4
2771 If I sound hoarse it's because I have a frog in my throat. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
2772 There's no way you could know I prefer an ascot. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
2773 Neigh, I won’t be needing shoes. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
2774 Edwin always horsed around during his fittings but the tailor’s assistant didn’t mind and waited on him hand and hoof nonetheless 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
2775 Jacket is a great fit, but you’re gonna have to get pretty creative with the trousers. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
2776 No need for trousers; I do a lot of impromptu pooping. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
2777 Keep the tie, ditch everything just give me a horse blanket. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
2778 Jacket fits good - may need to alter the trousers 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
2779 Lucky for me, it comes with two pairs of pants. 1.1481 0.05303 81 73 4 4
2780 Does this tie make me look slow? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
2781 I'll take everything. Gift wrap the trousers for my groom. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
2782 If you’re looking for your tailor, I kicked him into “underwear” after he offered me a lump of sugar. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
2783 You'll need to let out the slacks. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
2784 No, my shoes are new. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
2785 I’m auditioning for a Bud Lite can. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
2786 No need for pants. But what's your selection of shoes look like? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
2787 Perfect for the Kentucky Derby after-party! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
2788 I feel like I'm all neck in this suit. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
2789 The leather is pre-treated 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
2790 It does come with two pair of pants, right? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
2791 I’ve heard of jackets with tails, but this is a bit much. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
2792 And you’re sure the suit comes with two pairs of pants? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
2793 As you can see, I'll need a jacket with a longer torso and quadruple trousers. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
2794 Great fit. But do the trousers have enough leg room? “ 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
2795 Studly, yes? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
2796 Could we try this in roan? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
2797 And does this suit come with two pairs of pants? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
2798 It just doesn’t feel like I’m dressed like a horse’s ass. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
2799 Best part is, no more waiting 'til next year for a new coat. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
2800 I’m looking for a navy suit for war. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
2801 You may keep the pants, they said black tie only. Convenient? Neigh?…er …um…eh? 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
2802 And you say this is perfect for a barnyard affair? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
2803 This clashes with roan... does it come in pinto? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2804 A perfect fit. I hope you don’t mind that I had the blacksmith finish the pants. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2805 In lieu of the pants, could I get four spats? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2806 Do you guys still have a "Buy One, Get One Free" offer on pants? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2807 Do you have the horse of a different color? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2808 It's for the Kentucky Derby! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2809 I prefer an understated look. I hate to stand out. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2810 Does that price include two pair of pants? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2811 At least it doesn't make me look like a horses ass. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2812 Does the best make my haunches look fat? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2813 ``A word about the trousers?'' 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2814 I feel that tails are appropriate for all occasions. 1.1477 0.04992 88 79 5 4
2815 This feels great, but we'll need to make a few alterations on the pants. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
2816 Do you have a matching saddle skirt? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2817 I love the jacket, what do you have in four legs? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2818 Of course, I'll need a top hat with tails. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2819 And if I win, I’m gonna thank The Academy for being so inclusive. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
2820 Told you I would only need a suit separate 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2821 The perfect riding jacket! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2822 The beard makes the man, I always say. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
2823 I have a hard time finding trousers to fit my ass. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
2824 How about half price on the two pairs of shoes? 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
2825 Will it work on Filly Friday? 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
2826 I get so excited for your annual "buy-2-get-4 pants legs" sale. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
2827 Do you have something more bridle? 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
2828 No, I don't believe trousers would be suitable for the occasion. 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
2829 And I will be needing a couple of pairs of shoes. 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
2830 What do you mean you won’t take my inseams? 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
2831 What an exquisite match to my feedbag! 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
2832 ‘I do have to say tailoring the pants will cost double’ 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
2833 Something more formal. It's for a bridle party. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
2834 Does this look centaur to you? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
2835 I just don't want to look like a horse's ass. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
2836 I’m looking for some pants with a little give around the waist. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
2837 Do you have matching pants? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
2838 Nothing says “hot to trot” better than a well-appointed collar & tie. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
2839 Don’t be in overly impressed - like everyone else, I put my pants on one leg at a time. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
2840 I’m looking for something double beasted 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
2841 This one comes with two pairs of pants,rights? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
2842 Will this help me stand out in a crowd? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
2843 Thank you, I’ve always had a very fine coat. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
2844 This may seem like a liberal choice to you, but the Democrats at the party will understand. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
2845 It's still half off for the suit? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
2846 I like it. Now what do you have for below the waist? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
2847 I’m one-third vampire too. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
2848 No trousers. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
2849 The jacket’s perfect, but do you have a horse of another color? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
2850 Does this come with two pair of pants? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2851 No, I won't be needing any pants. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
2852 The invitation said "Ties and tails..." 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
2853 So tie? Or no tie? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
2854 The dress code is tails. And I'm rather rushed. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2855 A rein is less constricting. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2856 Why don't any of your suits come with two pairs of pants? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2857 I'm a Satyr not a satire. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2858 How does this jacket fall on my ass 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2859 Don't be alarmed Joseph, I've merely evolved. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2860 Icarus can wear the pants. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
2861 I’m planning to wear it at the barn dance! 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
2862 Will you be charging double for pants? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
2863 Does this seem too casual. The invitation said 'Black Tie' and I don't want to stand out." 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2864 I’ve been saddled with more responsibilities 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
2865 Wait -- the alterations cost how much? 1.1463 0.05241 82 74 4 4
2866 I dress left left 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
2867 Shall we say 50% off? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2868 Do you also sell pants? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
2869 Does it come with a matching nosebag? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2870 No thank you. Studs don’t require matching pants. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2871 Are you sure this is too pretentious? I don't people to think I'm a horse's ass. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2872 Please quit horsing around 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2873 I think I'm looking for something that I can wear to the track. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2874 Outfit of the centaury 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2875 Do you think this jacket makes my butt look big? 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2876 When did you start charging for the second pair? 1.1461 0.04938 89 80 5 4
2877 I’m not religious, but she said “dress up for the satyr.” 1.1461 0.04938 89 80 5 4
2878 I would love four new stainless steel shoes!! 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2879 The jacket, I like. Let's see the pants. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2880 I'm gonna need to see a different color. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2881 Do you think this would suit a derby? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2882 Do you have matching horse shoes? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2883 yes about those 4 legged trousers we discussed 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2884 Can I see how it looks with the slacks? 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
2885 My inseam is 32 and 36 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
2886 Does this shirt make me look equine? 1.1458 0.04907 96 87 4 5
2887 Thanks for your help, but it's usually not the jacket I have trouble picking out. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
2888 She said we can horse around… after we are married. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
2889 Should my tie match or simply complement my hooves? 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
2890 It's a virtual court hearing, so this should do perfectly. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
2891 Quite elegant, neigh, perfect. 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
2892 I was hoping to find a necktie that would match my tail. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
2893 I don’t care how nice this tie is, people are still going to see my giant horse schlong 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
2894 do you recommend saddle shoes as a desirable accessory? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2895 You'll need to let the pants out. 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
2896 Does it match with my hooves? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
2897 The collar is too tight. It's making me a little hoarse." 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
2898 I'm partying down with Dionysus tonight. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
2899 Well that's the top half sorted, now what do you have for the rest? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
2900 I agree,we do have the same nose - perhaps we're brothers 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
2901 This look very good. Now please show me your saddle department 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
2902 I hear that you're known for your alterations. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
2903 Can I get the suit half off? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
2904 No special occasion, I'm just a bit of a clothes horse. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
2905 It's important to be well-groomed. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
2906 My brother Therian will come in for the trousers. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
2907 The jacket's easy - pants are always a tough fit. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
2908 This tie is so tight it's making me a little hoarse. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
2909 The haberdashery sure beats the centaur’s warehouse,but it’s still all Greek to me. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
2910 I'll be lucky if you have the shoes to match. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
2911 Tough decision but I'll give this one a neighih. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
2912 I think the tie makes the difference, don't you? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
2913 And this comes with two pairs of trousers, right? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
2914 My wife said I was a horse's ass, so I decided to get a makeover! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
2915 You may want to send your stable boy over to dressing room 3. Sorry. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
2916 My boss suggested a longer tie. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
2917 Are you bespoke? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
2918 The sign said “Half off.” 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
2919 And the trousers that go with this suit? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2920 I don't think that they pants will fit. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
2921 You still look like an ass. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
2922 Do you have anything with two pairs of pants? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2923 I'll take the jacket. You can give the pants to Tom Cruise. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
2924 I want your honest opinion — no horsing around. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2925 This is perfect attire for the derby. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
2926 No thanks, I get my shoes made custom." 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
2927 I'll also need matching shoes. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
2928 Cenataur Cruz, I have your sports coat You’re all set to head to the polo grounds. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
2929 It was more something for playing Polo, although I adore Ralph’s work. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2930 Can you let out the waist? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2931 Cuffs? 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
2932 I think of myself more as a half-Windsor guy. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
2933 Do you have any pants that'll flatter my figure? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2934 Could I suggest the pleated trousers? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
2935 It looks OK, but I feel a bit unstable 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2936 No flys feels great. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
2937 Sorry about the mess in your dressing room. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
2938 Great! Now let’s try on the pants. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
2939 Do you have something in a lighter tone that will match my coat? 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
2940 This tie makes me look like an ass. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
2941 Off the rack is fine for the jacket. The pants, however, now that’s a horse of a different color. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
2942 I live 200 furlongs away. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
2943 OK, now let's look at the pants. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2944 Do you have the pants for this? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
2945 Exellent. Now let's see about getting you properly shod. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
2946 I don't want to look half-assed. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2947 i miss the days when suits used to come with a vest or two pair of pants. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
2948 Yup! Saddle with up with your best stirrups if you will young cowboy!...oh two pairs of your finest shoes as well! 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
2949 Can I swap the pants for a blanket? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2950 Be honest, do I look like an ass in this? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2951 I like it, but will she? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
2952 I'm assuming you won't want the other half of the suit seperate, sir? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
2953 Sir, may I suggest longer coat tails? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2954 All the horsemen knew him. 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
2955 Will you be measuring my inseams? 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
2956 My better half wanted new shoes but I insisted it was my turn to shop and frolic. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
2957 For the pants I am a 32-long, 36-waist, 34-long, 40-waist. 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
2958 The trial where fashion took a wild turn! 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
2959 Do you think anyone will notice that I'm not wearing pants? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2960 Bet this cost a cent aur two. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
2961 AND THE TROUSERS SIR? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
2962 Do you think they would notice if I wore a bow tie instead? 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2963 Can the pants pockets also be altered? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
2964 Isn't this a bit passe` for the Belmont Stakes. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
2965 When I said quadruped I meant the style not the price. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
2966 Of course I don't intend to pay for the pants. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
2967 Yes, I am, butt… 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
2968 I really prefer tails to a tuxedo. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
2969 Yes, but does the tie match my coats? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
2970 Tonight, people will see a real trail blazer! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
2971 Maybe the pants won’t work but can you do 2 furlongs in 22 flat? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
2972 And this one is half off? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
2973 What do you think… for the trousers, pleats and cuffs or not? It’s a conservative gathering. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
2974 I really like the jacket but the trousers will need some alterations 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
2975 Should I try the bow tie instead? 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2976 It's terrible when someone tries to saddle me or feed me hay. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2977 No it is satyrical, NOT satirical or sartorial. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
2978 Is it the tie? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
2979 Do you have a stall, I could use ? 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
2980 One tail will suffice. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
2981 Should it be a Windsor? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
2982 Oh, yeah, baby. But there’s half of me thinking, ‘Is the vest too much?’ 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2983 I hope this jacket isn't horsehair. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
2984 No thank you, my tail is sufficient. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
2985 Do you sell tailcoats? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
2986 I think we’ll hold off on the pants. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
2987 Yes, I like the tie, and the jacket with the vest would be great to wear at the club, but unfortunately they also require pants. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2988 The prosthetic horse pants might be a bit much, do you have anything in donkey? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
2989 Do you sell the suit coat without the trousers, by chance? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
2990 Was there traffic? 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
2991 Is the second pair of pants included? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
2992 Ya think the tie is a bit much? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2993 Just not sure what the right shoes would be. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
2994 Do you have a matching fodder bag? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
2995 Did you want to see footwear or…? 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
2996 Got anything to make me look less half-assed? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
2997 A horse walks into a bar..... 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
2998 That looks fine. Do you have a matching blanket? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
2999 I don't really need the pants. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3000 Management wants us back in the office. Subway’s getting any better? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3001 I think it looked better with the halter top. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3002 Do you have anything in a 12 furlong? 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3003 The invitation said “dressage casual” and I really don’t want to look like a beast. 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
3004 Please add 2 pairs of pants, a large belt, and some very strong cologne." 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3005 What do you have in double breasted four hoof? 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
3006 Do you have anything that will make me stand out? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3007 I like the jacket, but the pants make me look a bit like a centaur. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3008 Are there discounts for trousers? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3009 you’re in luck! we are selling two for one pants until the ninth! now, can I interest you in our new line of faux leather belts? 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
3010 I know it's a tight fit, but you can ride that in. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3011 In Achilles times, I wasn't saddled with the responsibility of organizing the graduation ceremony. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3012 Do you really think this suit will get me the job at the glue factory? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3013 Why yes, I do identify as species fluid. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3014 Thanks, I'll wear it back to the stall. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3015 And of course I’ll need two pair of pants. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
3016 Perhaps something a bit more … bespoke? 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
3017 Now, what do you recommend for pants? 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3018 I'll take it. Now do you have the matching trousers in a 38 38 38? 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3019 The ad said “one size fits all”. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3020 As a satyr of course, I must exude sartorial excellence. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
3021 What about socks? Any thoughts? 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3022 Do I come across as domesticated now? 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3023 Thank you, this looks great, but would you have something that might cover my ass? 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3024 This suit fits perfectly! Now I'm off to the races! 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
3025 Perhaps a tux with tails is a bit over the top? 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3026 Can you find me matching shoes for the jacket” 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3027 I’m an alpha centaur, Ian. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3028 I am a self-professed clothes horse. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
3029 I choose not to dress like an ass, otherwise I'll feel like an ass! 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3030 But is it cross-dressing? 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
3031 The jacket is fine. The pants might need a little work. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3032 So how much off without the pants? 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
3033 Are matching riding pants available? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3034 - Have you received the trousers I ordered? - No Sir. You did list two inseam measurements but forgot to provide the secondary waist. 1.1412 0.05063 85 77 4 4
3035 Wanna ride? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3036 It's important that I not look like a horses arse 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
3037 cummerbund or vest? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3038 I don't horse around when it comes to coattails 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3039 Business up top, pinto below. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3040 No thank you! I'm not about to start covering my ass now! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3041 What do you mean it’s a riding jacket? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3042 I ‘ll get it if it’s half off of the half off.” 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3043 This jacket is perfect. May I take it without the pants? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3044 I'll be putting this on my Centaurion card. 1.1412 0.05063 85 77 4 4
3045 It looks very good without pants, what do you think? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3046 I'm good with shoes, thanks. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3047 Let’s see how the pants fit. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3048 Do you have any pants that fit? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3049 I'm running in the combined horse-jockey division for tomorrow's Kentucky Derby. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3050 This is perfect for mating season. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3051 You're right - the vertical stripes do draw the eye to my face! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3052 Do I pay more for the extra pair of pants? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3053 And I'll need pants in a size 15 hands. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3054 This Windsor Knot makes me feel a bit hoarse. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3055 Mr. Centaur, hurry up with the fitting, I need to see a man about a horse! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3056 This looks great. I won’t be needing the pants, though. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3057 It's the Kentucky Derby, everyone dresses up. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
3058 Does this make me look a bit too donkeyish ? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3059 Does this vest make my knees look to big? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3060 'Sire' is good. I'm species transitioning. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3061 Will the pants be two for one? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3062 Is the vest too much? Do I look like an ass? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3063 Do your pants normally require tailoring? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3064 You look great, but I’m afraid I have a leg up 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3065 A vampire human and centaur enter a room. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3066 It does come with two pairs of pants and alterations to fit? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3067 I will get your buy-one-get-one-free deal for the matching pants. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3068 Yeah, I'm the best man...just between us, she's a total nag! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3069 It’s the perfect suit for Derby or coronation 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3070 'I'm sorry Sir, but I'm afraid we don't carry the kind of pants that you're looking for." 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3071 At this point, it's heads, I buy the tie, and tails, I don't 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3072 I'd like to see a suit with two pair of pants. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3073 Do you have a feedbag to complement this tie? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3074 Do you have any dress shoes I can slip on before the tailor marks these? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3075 I'm taking a date tonight—would you have a cummerbund that doubles as a saddle? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3076 The honeymoon? To centaur-rini of course… 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3077 Perhaps a tailcoat would be more suitable? 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
3078 The vest really accents your hide. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3079 And they say chivalry is dead. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
3080 You wouldn't happen to have matching pants, would you? 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
3081 I need something for our 'Equus' wrap party. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3082 Now, what cut of trouser would you prefer? Two-legged or four? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3083 Are you sure I won't look like a horse's ass in this? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3084 Two pair of pants, but only one with a fly. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3085 It's always a challenge when the invitation calls for tails. 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
3086 Now what have you by way of slacks? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3087 Hey…got an extra pair of pants? 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3088 Have you got anything in roan? 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3089 The tight collar makes me a little hoarse! 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3090 People have said that I am a bit of a clothes horse 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3091 Do you have anything that doesn't ride up so hard? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
3092 No shoes, no pants, no service. But, for what it's worth, the stripes do complement your figure. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
3093 Fits like a glove! Also I took a dump in the changing room, you know, old habits. 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
3094 Does it make my hindquarters look big? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3095 I assume it comes with four pairs of pants? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3096 Maybe you knew my father . He was a dark bay with a small; white patch of hair 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
3097 Do you have an IRON tie to match my shoes ? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3098 Other tailors have had a problem because of how I'm hung. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3099 It is more than a flip of a coin. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3100 I love the Jacket but can the wool slacks be made into a saddle cape? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3101 You forgot to measure my inseam! 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
3102 Your jackets I like. However, your selection of trousers is less than accommodating. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3103 Don't worry - Donald Duck did not ask me for trousers either 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
3104 Does this tie match my tail color? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3105 But will it look good with a wreath of red roses?" 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3106 Of course, I'm going to need two pairs of pants... 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
3107 Now I need something to go with my western saddle. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3108 Four,not two,of course. I said “course”! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3109 Yes, it's a very important job interview! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3110 Does this jacket make my butt look smaller?” 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3111 And do you have anything that will match this for my husband? He's a merman 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
3112 Tonight I’m asking my little filly to marry me. What are the odds she’ll say yes? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3113 The jacket is fine. But I’m going to need two pairs of matching pants. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3114 If you really want to change careers to become an assassin, make sure that you stick your blade right about here. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3115 I feel this tie will draw too much attention. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3116 Got anything for a horse's ass? 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
3117 Look who’s such a handsome steed, yes you are! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3118 Do you have any water? I am a little horse. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3119 I have a beard, and if I wear a jacket and tie to this thing, I'll just look like everybody else. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3120 Be honest, does this make my butt look big? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3121 I don't mind off the rack, but I insist on bespoke horseshoes. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3122 Do you have anything in a 34 front and 36 rear? 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3123 I want something formal but doesn’t say “tails.” 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3124 Sorry for lining your pockets with bribes. I thought my boss said I had a fitting with a senator today. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3125 donate those to the Uffizi. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3126 It was on the spur of the moment. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3127 Would you have a matching bow for my tail? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3128 I plan to have the slacks altered just a little. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3129 I require special pants the color of my tale. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3130 Well, what's your definition of a hoofer? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3131 So about that two-for-one pants sale... 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3132 My inseam is 3 hands. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3133 Yes, that one really brings out the color in your hooves 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3134 I have a date with Catherine the Great. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3135 I’m looking for some pants that’ll match my jacket, but also not make me look like a jackass. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3136 I don’t need to coordinate tie and tail this time. It’s for a Zoom interview. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3137 The ascot seemed aspirational. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3138 Thanks so much. It all fits perfectly except for the shoes. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3139 I just want to fit in. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
3140 A pity about the trousers but I can wait a few days 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3141 Does this come with two trousers? 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
3142 I could have used this much more doing ZOOM. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3143 Do I at least not look like a horse's ass? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3144 I'm looking for something a little more Wild West, something that whinnies. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3145 Are you sure this isn't too much? I don't want to make the groom look bad. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
3146 Tell me the truth. Do I look like an ass? 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3147 What do you offer in saddles? 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
3148 Do you have this tuxedo jacket with full tails? 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3149 Is this the appropriate outfit for the equestrian events? 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3150 For pants,I prefer two front and rear ones instead of the regular big and tall ones,thank you. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3151 Now let’s not be a horses … 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
3152 Excellent, sir. Should I show you a few more options from our work-from-home range? 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
3153 I want to be the centaur of attention 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
3154 When I saw suits were half-off, I knew this was the store for me. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3155 I am feeling a little hoarse. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3156 No, I've never needed a belt 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
3157 You’re right, it was creepy and unsettling without the French cuffs. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3158 I was looking for a horse of a different collar. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
3159 I won't need the matching pants. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3160 With these pinstripes I think my long torso is more noticeable,don 1.1379 0.04952 87 79 4 4
3161 I’m not sure about the tie. Should it match the jacket or my eyes? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
3162 On the other hand, I do save a lot of money on pants and shoes! 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3163 I am also going to need a top hat, but I've got tails covered. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3164 The trousers might be a problem. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3165 Can I try apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, and baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps? 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
3166 Tails? A classic look sir! And may I interest you in any bridle accessories for the lady? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3167 I need horse-shaped pants for my lower body, which is horse shaped 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3168 Yes, I wear my tie like this. No, I don't also wear it some other, sillier way. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
3169 Sir you look just delightful for the glue factory tour 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
3170 Sorry sir, but we do not have your size of shoes. 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
3171 I'll need an extra pair of pants. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3172 I'm now part of the 'Horsey Set.' 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3173 Do you have any shoes in my size? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3174 I want you to make me look hot to trot! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3175 This one’s fine. I already have a tailcoat. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3176 Ladies, here I come!! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3177 After two years of being unemployed, I am finally back in the saddle 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3178 I'm a handsome devil! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3179 I have tails but could use 2 pairs of shoes. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3180 Seriously, how do I look? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3181 When they asked me where do I shop for clothes I said, “Top Man.” R.Weingast New York, N.Y. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3182 What kind of trousers would be appropriate? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3183 Polo? I tried it, but the horse kept throwing me. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3184 I used to be able to buy right off the rack 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3185 The suits here are terrific, but the shoe department is terrible. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3186 I'm the head tailor at this establishment. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3187 What do you have in skinny jeans? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3188 Perhaps I would look better in tails. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3189 If you need to know, I dress to the right. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3190 As far as the pants are concerned, make sure that the cuffs are the same height. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3191 Luckily this event is only semi-formal 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3192 This jacket fits perfect, but the pants were a disaster. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3193 Now, when you say "nay," I assume that you really do mean "nay." 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3194 Well actually, I was looking for something a little less binary. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3195 A fine looking mane I am. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3196 I’ll take it, as long as I don’t look like as ass… 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3197 How about the shoes? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3198 Is there a sporting goods store nearby? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3199 Thanks, but this this time, I'll skip the codpiece. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3200 Well my man, now that's a different horse of a color. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3201 Isn't Pan wearing a bow tie to the wedding? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3202 So, do I still look like I was born in a barn? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3203 Does this outfit make my ass look big? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3204 What a coincidence! I, too, am a vampire. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3205 But does it make me look too long in the face? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3206 It brings out your human qualities. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3207 Hello! Could you possibly outfit me with the rest of the suit? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3208 Now all I need are pants that will fit. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3209 You have your mother’s eyes. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3210 Nailed it; the farrier next. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3211 Very nice, now for two pairs of matching pants. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3212 I will take both suits, but plan to return one jacket 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3213 Can we now fit for the trouser? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3214 Now show me what you have in loungewear for just kicking back at the barn. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3215 Just the suit, please. No Polo shirts, no Jockey shorts. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3216 We have worn pinstripes for centauries. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3217 Now the pants come separately, right? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3218 Thank you for understanding my predicament! 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
3219 I'll take the suit that comes with two pairs of pants 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3220 I am sorry,sir,we cannot reduce the price even if you don 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3221 I feel like taking a little spin around the block. Hop on!" 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3222 Can we make this quick? I have to run. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3223 I'm good with shoes 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3224 I Like the suit! But the pants are a little tight in the crotch... 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3225 Does this suit come with two pairs of pants? 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
3226 Sir, now you look like the true stalion that you are. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3227 Do you know a farrier who does wingtips? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3228 Is there a barn where I can try on the slacks? 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
3229 Are you sure? I don't want to upstage the bridle. 1.1364 0.04898 88 80 4 4
3230 I've just never found the ones with long tails flattering. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3231 Are the pants back from the tailor yet 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3232 Looks neighhht! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3233 Got two pair of matching pants? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3234 I'll need lots of room in the rump, and very long pockets in the front. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3235 I really don't need the trousers. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3236 Do you have pants to match? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3237 I don’t mean to be a neigh-sayer, but this isn’t working either. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
3238 So which son of Hera are you? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3239 I think the red tie might call too much attention 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3240 Do you think you it would clash my other bow? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3241 You look splendid Sir. Now, would you like those trousers cuffed or uncuffed? Or, cuffed and uncuffed? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3242 The trousers will need to be altered. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3243 Why yes, this is for Ascot. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3244 I love your half-off sales.” 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3245 Looks great, but your tie is a little off-centaur. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3246 Is this tie too “obvious”? You know, I try not to call attention to myself … 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3247 It’s half price without the pants 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3248 I'm thinking leather accessories. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3249 Superb! Does it come with two pairs of pants? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3250 My stable boy will come for the pants later. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3251 Does this vest make me look like a horse's ass? 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
3252 Does this complement my beard or my tail? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3253 Now that's what I call a horse power suit 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3254 Let me guess, you're going to gouge me on the pants? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3255 Sorry for the delay. I had to see a man about a horse. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3256 I assume this suit comes with two pairs of pants. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3257 Do you honestly think this tie goes well with my chestnut coat? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3258 Does this make my behind look big? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3259 Di I have to buy the pants? 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3260 Should I go with or without a belt? 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
3261 Now for shoes? 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3262 You don't tan, do you? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3263 Do you think this tie makes my ass look fat? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3264 Does this tie make me stand out too much? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3265 Perhaps you'd care to try on a few pairs of shoes to match? 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3266 Is the tie too leggy? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3267 Now where’s the proper place to wear a cummerbund? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3268 Ascot has become more inclusive 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3269 But does it make my butt look big? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3270 its fashionable , not too trendy and doesnt make me look like a clotheshorse 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3271 Can I see something in a saddle shoe? 1.1354 0.04593 96 87 5 4
3272 I have to admit what really sold me was that it comes with two pair of pants. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3273 Do you have something in an extra extra extra long? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3274 Sir, when it comes to picking suits, I'm not one to horse around. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3275 Looks great. I'll surely be the centaur of attention. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3276 Splendid! Now a couple lumps of sugar and I'll be on my way. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3277 I'm not sure the tie matches my hooves. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3278 But your ad says there's two pair of pants with this suit. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3279 Do you think that they'll notice that I didn't buy the trousers ? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3280 Perhaps a derby hat to top off the look? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3281 Are the pieces sold separately? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3282 Does this apple cravat come in a carrot pattern, too? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3283 I used to shop at the Clydesdale department until I discovered Ozempic. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3284 Are shoes on 3? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3285 I know you wanted to try on the suede jacket but I really think the horsehair would be more appropriate" 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3286 The outfit looks great so far, but I've always had trouble finding matching shoes 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3287 Thanks for your help, I was not about to look like I half-assed my outfit. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
3288 Does this make me look bottom heavy? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3289 These prices are just running wild. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3290 I’ll take the jacket and four horse shoes for good luck. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
3291 I like the vest but it still makes my ass look big 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3292 Any discount if I add a second pair of pants? 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
3293 I'm generally a 192-58-58... 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3294 No need for the pants, thankfully. It's a remote position. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3295 Does this come with a second pair of pants? 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3296 I only need the jacket. I mean, look at me. 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
3297 No, no it's not a weird question. So, the genes for that are carried on the Y chromosome, and my dad was human. My mom was a horse. It's pretty respectable by human standards, but by horse standards it's a different story. And it looks weird as hell. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3298 This is so us. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3299 It imprisons my virility 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
3300 Do not worry about the little tie sir, you are hung like a horse. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3301 We sincerely meant no offense with our inquiry of the bridal party, sir. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
3302 I trust it comes with two pairs of pants? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3303 Do I look fat in this? 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
3304 I don't Know, I think the tie really makes me look like an Ass 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3305 Bon didn’t panic …until he asked to try the pants. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3306 You'd be surprised the number of times I'm asked if I prefer cuffs. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3307 Does this make me look like a horse's ass? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3308 Very nice. But don't you need to know on which side I wear my pants? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3309 Well, I'm not paying. The sign said "Suits with two paier of pants" 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3310 I frankly don’t blame your tailor for leaving early. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3311 I specifically requested a cheval mirror. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3312 Now this is what I call Satyrial splendor! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3313 How much extra? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3314 Perhaps a bit more subdued -- I don't want to look conspicuous. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3315 I understand the suit comes with two pairs of pants. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3316 Is this wine stain-resistant? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3317 The new boss insists that everyone be on-camera for his web calls. 1.1341 0.05137 82 75 3 4
3318 And the charge for taking the pants in – that's just a flat fee, right? 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
3319 I don't require the pants. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3320 This Coat Is A Perfect Fit! 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3321 Why this suit is heaven centaur! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3322 Is this the centaur's dress pants department? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3323 When you said 'tales' sir, I hadn't realized, ahh..... 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3324 You ARE a master of centaurial elegance, sir! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3325 It's true, clothes make the man. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3326 Everything's half off? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3327 I won't get confused for a runner at the Derby this year! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3328 Thanks. I've spent my life being groomed for this moment. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3329 The jacket is fine but the inseams are going to be tricky. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3330 No, I don't need the pants...I work from home. 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
3331 I'd like to be a horse with a different collar! 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3332 Zoom has been wonderful for business. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3333 Are cuffs extra? 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3334 Do you recommend cuffs of no cuffs? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3335 I'm only permitted to work remotely. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3336 Does this one come with four pairs of pants? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3337 And do you have shoes to match? One can't just ride roughshod over sartorial norms. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3338 Don’t you think it will make me stand out? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3339 The jacket and vest are fine. Where’s the rest of my suit? 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
3340 Saw the BOGO ad in your window. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3341 Now if I could only find a decent pair of trousers 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3342 Is there a discount if I don't take the trousers? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3343 What’s the price with the two pair of pants? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3344 I’ll also need shoes. Do you have a farrier? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3345 My concern with the pants is less about their wrinkling when I sit and more about their not tearing down the home stretch. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3346 I will need a tailor from Greece! 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
3347 The funny thing is, I came in wearing pants. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3348 My farrier will want to know: black or brown shoes with this outfit? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3349 Will this work for “black tie and tails?” 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3350 I'm thinking the Ascot style may be more appropriate. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3351 Does my ass look big? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3352 This comes with two pairs of pants, nay? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3353 do you think I can get by at the MET Gala? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3354 The trousers have been taken up a bit too much. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3355 Can you recommend a blacksmith to help me with some matching shoes? 1.1333 0.04793 90 82 4 4
3356 I need a pair of a pair of dress pants, size 64 Short. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3357 Can we try a tux with tails? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3358 I've always had the hardest time with shirt shopping. 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
3359 Do you think this vest is a little much? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3360 It’s a formal affair, I think I better go with tails 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3361 Does this make me look like a big ass? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3362 When can you have the trousers altered? 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3363 What are we thinking for trousers? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3364 Zoom world stable-ized my career 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3365 Can you believe it? I’ve been called a “horses ass” for choosing this tie and vest! 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3366 I'm looking for a 4 trouser suit and a new hat. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3367 I just hate that macho bare chest look. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3368 Is there a charge for tailoring the trousers? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3369 Now to find a matching saddle! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3370 Don't I look dashing. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3371 I love No Pants Day! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3372 Does my face look long in this? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3373 The trousers always pose the greatest challenge. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3374 Giddy-up! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3375 nan 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3376 erm. I'll MARE you later! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3377 Does it make my face look long? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3378 Does this make my hindquarters look fat? 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3379 Do you think I should turn up my pant cuffs? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3380 and now onto the pants... 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3381 Perhaps,a cravat? So I’ll stand out. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3382 Does this coat come with two pairs of pants? juola@ku.edu 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3383 We're currently running a "buy 2, get 2 free" promotion on hemming. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3384 Ha! Mr. Ed, Trigger, Silver, Scout, none of them could tie a tie, but I can! 1.1325 0.05077 83 76 3 4
3385 I’ll take this one and the matching saddles. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3386 Does the tie go with the waistcoat? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3387 I'M HAVING A SUPER DATE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. SHE SAYS WE HAVE THE BEST SEX EVER. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3388 I like the look. Can you find me some pants to go with this? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3389 What do you think? Is it me? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3390 Could I also look at a pair of pants and a pair of pants? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3391 For the trousers, I'd like my comfort on the left side. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3392 Either this tie is too tight or I am a little horse. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3393 And I’ll need to measure your inseams for the pants. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3394 Do you have any ties that complement my tailcoat? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3395 Thanks for your help picking out an outfit, I’m tired of being called neigh-kid. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3396 Does this jacket say fireside or trackside? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3397 Does this match my bottoms? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3398 I worry some people misunderstand me when I ask for a bridal fitting. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3399 ... and now I will try on the pants. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3400 And for the hooves? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3401 I guess I'm ready for my Zoom meeting now. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3402 Does this Double Windsor Knot make my rump look smaller? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3403 Now for some pants. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3404 And I'll need matching spats. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3405 What do you mean you don't have the pants in my size?! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3406 And that next jacket can hold how many sugar cubes? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3407 The jacket is fine, but the trousers don’t seem to fit. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3408 Half-price? 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
3409 Hormone therapy has really advanced 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3410 On the hind side, tails do make me look like a stud 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3411 And each suit comes with two pairs of pants, right? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3412 I'll take this suit in blue, with one jacket and two pairs of pants. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3413 Too casual for the Belmont Stakes? I hate changing between the race and cocktails. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3414 Do you think this tie will make the centaur of attention? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3415 Just to confirm, the suits on sale come with two pairs of pants? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3416 Semi-naked, yes, but I am still well turned out. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3417 No, the front pair won't need a zipper. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3418 And the matching trousers? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3419 No horsing around. Be honest and just tell me, shall I get the vest: Yea or neigh? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3420 I’ll need a couple of pairs of shoes to go along with the suit 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
3421 Could I get it with two pair of pants? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3422 I think this help me get a leg up on the competition. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3423 Do you suggest I wear a neutral bridle and a straight bit with this? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3424 Clothes do indeed make the man. That's not a myth. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3425 Business on top, saddle on the back. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3426 Do you have matching blinders? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3427 It it suitable for the Derby? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
3428 It's good, ... now what do you have in the way of dress pants? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3429 I could go with either  English or Western, but keep it classic. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
3430 I must say, sir. You look hot to trot, indeed. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3431 It doesn’t make me look like a horse’s ass does it? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3432 This party is going to be a horse race 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3433 I’ll be hoofing it on the dance floor in no time. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
3434 I swear, no matter how much I try, I can never get my tie centaured. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3435 I thought it was said that clothes make the man. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
3436 Keep the trousers for yourself, my good man. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
3437 This one is more understated. I don't want to be the centaur of attention. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
3438 How about something a bit more mane-stream? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
3439 I love the look. It makes me feel like a horse of a different color. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3440 Should I stick with the sports jacket or go with a full suit? 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3441 Do you have one with tails? 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3442 The top is good but what can you do for my nether region? 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3443 I'm quite comfortable with conservative. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3444 Is there a discount without pants? 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3445 Do the pants come with pants? 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
3446 Now, what have you got in shoes? 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
3447 Shoulders fit good but perhaps we’ll need to let the seat out a bit 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3448 Right or left? I don't know. I can't see it. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3449 Would you suggest one pair of trousers or two? 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3450 This is why the long face. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3451 Well,I have to look the part,since they moved me into the members enclosure 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3452 Do you think this is appropriate for Ascot? 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
3453 I think I'll forgo the suspenders. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
3454 I don’t know… do you think it makes my ass look big? 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
3455 We have some irregulars on the warehouse 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3456 The pants are too tight. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3457 My wife says I am too old to gallivant around topless. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3458 Thankfully the wedding is saddle optional 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3459 And it does come with two pairs of trousers, right? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3460 I call it Centaurial Sartorial. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3461 Do you think this jacket goes with the color of my tail? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3462 You can keep the trousers. I only dress for Zoom calls. Your prices are good,but Centaury 21 had a better selection. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3463 I'm part-vampire on my mom's side, you know. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3464 My mom is excited for the wedding, but my dad is being a real ass. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3465 I’d like to dress left in the front and right in the back. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3466 How about the no pants discount before I gallop along . 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3467 Now, please, the pants -- 32W x 36L x 36L. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3468 What do you think—too underdressed? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3469 Perfect, now, I’d like to see someone in your saddlery department 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3470 I'm convinced my new tie takes this outfit to a level not seen before, George and I can tell you're thinking the same thing. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3471 I've always had a problem getting clothes that fit my ass. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3472 It’s a better look with the ladies. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3473 Does this tie make me look more formal? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3474 I guess I don’t need tails with this jacket for my black-tie event. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3475 What do mean “I still look like a horse’s ass?” 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3476 The jacket fits nicely, but without a belt I feel half-nude 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3477 Do you have a tailcoat in my size? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3478 I must admit I feel like a total stud. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3479 what have you got in plus fours? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3480 It's for my gallery opening—I draw carriages. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3481 Do you think I'll need new shoes ? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3482 Do you have a matching outfit for my jockey? 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
3483 You don't think the tie looks a little odd ? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3484 You can lead a horse to Prada… 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3485 Sir, we have a bathroom 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3486 So on the hemming, it's buy three, get one free, right? 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
3487 I always think I look like a horse's ass when I wear a skinny tie." 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3488 Does this make me look fat? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3489 Not sure this jacket really hides my hip dips. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
3490 I like this style but does it make my butt look big? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3491 "By any chance does this jacket come with two pairs of pants? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3492 Is it half off? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3493 and this comes with 4 pairs of pants? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3494 I don't need pants.....thanks ! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3495 Do you think this necktie makes me look like an ass? 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
3496 And you said it also comes in zebra print? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3497 Do you think it’s a bit much for the Derby? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3498 No, I don't need pants, thank you. I need to bruise some egos today. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3499 ...and Hercules can use the pants! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
3500 ‘You have no idea how long I’ve been searching for a Big and Tall Centaurs shop.’ 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3501 Do you have a tie that is less horsey? The invite said Formal. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3502 I think this color really draws attention to your eyes. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3503 Oh no, you are mistaken, I •am• covering my man parts. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3504 I think people will stare less if I dress more formally. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3505 It's feels a bit snug in the withers. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3506 Two pairs of pants is perfect. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3507 Is your tailor classically trained? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3508 What else might you have for a long, distinguished member? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3509 Should I go with the tie or a bridle? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3510 Centaurial splendor at its finest 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3511 We could put them aft,afterwards… 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3512 Yes. I have heard that before. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3513 And what do you suggest for the hooves? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3514 What did you think I was dressing for? 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
3515 I obviously asked for a Tux & Tails” 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3516 Will other guests notice I'm not wearing my usual collar? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3517 The double-breasted is nice but do you have anything double-legged? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3518 Can you recommend a good blacksmith in the area? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
3519 Do you have this in sorrel? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
3520 The tie makes me look like a horses ass. 1.1290 0.04644 93 85 4 4
3521 Windsor or four-in-hand? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
3522 Way better than reins and a bit. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
3523 Sir, your timing is impeccable! Currently, we are have a 2 trouser suit sale. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
3524 I'm going off at 3:1 whether she'll go through with it. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3525 I just wish I could ever find jackets that fit. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3526 Well yes it’s a nice fit but I wonder if it isn’t a bit too formal. Maybe if I lose the tie. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
3527 Suggestions on how to wear the pants? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3528 I’m sorry sir, I checked in the back and we don’t have a 34/78. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
3529 Okay, now the hard part... pants. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
3530 Is it a yay or a neighhhhhh? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3531 This is perfect. Now, what do you have in saddle shoes? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3532 What do you think about garters? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3533 And I will kneed jockey shorts. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3534 The accompanying two pairs of pants will come in handy… 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3535 Do you have it in neigh-vy? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3536 This looks great but the pants will be a challenge. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3537 Does this make my ass look too big? 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
3538 Is this too dressy for a square dance ? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3539 I need a 3 piece ensemble 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3540 Of course, I'll need a second pair of trousers. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3541 Is it too "horsey" set? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3542 Perfect! Now let's check out the pants. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3543 I’ll take the jacket, shirt, and tie, but I’m afraid none of your pants looked quite right on me. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3544 You were right - a tighter fit in the neckline was just the trick 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3545 Not sure about the leggings. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3546 What company do you work for, sir?” “Narnia Business. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3547 The difficult part of the ceremony will be holding back the poop. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3548 I like the clothes you have recommended. Now, can you find some four-legged pants to go with it? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3549 Definitely two pairs of trousers. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3550 Can I see it in a 42 furlong? What do we think about the vest, yay or neigh? I look positively hot to trot. We have a whinny! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3551 Perhaps we could try something in a calf length. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3552 You're sure it's camel hair? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3553 They say that clothes make the man. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3554 Do you think this tie clashes with my tail? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3555 Do you think a couple pairs of wingtips with spats work or too much? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3556 I’ll need a saddle and bridle to go with this. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3557 It’s for an awards ceremony at the Kennedy Centaur. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3558 I’m one of those guys who think bespoke is worth it. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3559 We’ll in that case, “nieghghgh”, I’ll go with the top. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3560 Do you think a good pick up line would be: "Would you like to horse around?" 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3561 Yes,I am hung like a horse,but I don’t believe those trousers are the solution. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3562 I feel we’re close with the shoes…and that counts for something. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3563 I know a minotaur who could use them. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3564 Honest opinion - does this make my hooves look big? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3565 Would you be interested in hearing our buy one get one deal on dress pants? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3566 I'd like a nice suite with two pants 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3567 It’s the Narnia High School Reunion Dinner 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3568 Let’s coexist 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3569 Pants-optional-saturday at the Kentucky Derby 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3570 I’m very excited! This will be my first Kentucky Derby. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3571 All of a sudden I'm feeling a little horse. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3572 Does the bottom need to be altered? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3573 I like it, but I'm going to need some pants. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3574 I think a horse collar would finish out the look nicely. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3575 I'm all set now for the soiree with Winnie the Pooh and Donald Duck. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
3576 Do you have anything in a long? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3577 You had a BOGO deal on pants, right? 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
3578 Before anything else, the collar is too tight 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
3579 And two pair of your best mules,please. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3580 Pardon me sir I'm looking for the headless horseman 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3581 You seem to think you're the centaur of the universe 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3582 I'm not horse'n around! 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3583 Believe me, I've been called worse than a horses a*@. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3584 To be honest, it’s a little tight around my turtle neck. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
3585 And you say this comes with two pairs of pants? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3586 Well…we do have a pair of slacks that might work with that jacket, but our tailor may need to open up things a bit in the back. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3587 I appreciate your help, but might you have a bolo tie to complete the look? 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
3588 Now let’s try the pants. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3589 Not sure about the vest. I don't want to look conspicuous. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3590 I hope I'm not getting sick, my throat feels a little horse. 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
3591 The mermaid I just saw seemed content with a simple clamshell bikini. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3592 Of course,I 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3593 How soon will the pants alterations be done? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3594 You're sure this vest doesn't make me look like an ass? 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3595 How’s my tie? Is it centaured? 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3596 You made me look like a freak 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3597 I need something that makes me look less like an ass. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3598 Satyrical with class, I say. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3599 Will the gentleman be going bareback this evening? 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
3600 Hey! Does this vest make me look like an ass? 1.1275 0.04552 102 94 3 5
3601 Tailoring your pants is going to be extra 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3602 How long to alter the trousers? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3603 I'm so sorry sir. You just missed the 1/2 off centaur sale! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3604 I'm looking for something that matches my shoes. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3605 It may be in vogue, but the horse in me wants a different color. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3606 Pants? No, but I often have trouble finding the right shoes. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3607 Don’t you think this makes me look fantastic? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3608 Those would be better suited for a horse of another color. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3609 Are you sure this works for Royal Ascot? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3610 Be honest! Does this make my ass look bigger? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3611 Now, all I need are matching pants. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3612 Well they say if you dine with the devil you gotta dress the part, where do you keep the lost souls, I mean socks! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3613 Not too dressagey? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3614 I realize there'll be a significant price jump. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3615 Thanks for making me look so dapper for the gala, it’s the event of the Centaur-y 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3616 I got an interview at the glue factory! 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3617 A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3618 I would agree, you always look better in tails. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
3619 The tie is fine, but what about the withers? Something slimming? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3620 Do you carry horse-shirts? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3621 Does this tie make my hind quarters look big? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3622 No pants, please. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3623 I’d like to see how this looks with dress shoes 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3624 I get my trousers tailor made. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3625 I get to lead the parade at the Derby this year. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3626 Do you think the tie is too distracting? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3627 Sorry about the poo. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3628 Does this outfit make my hindquarters look fat? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3629 I like to carry myself with sartorial elegance! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3630 I don't think mercantilism is completely dead ...do you? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3631 I believe this suit comes with four pairs of pants? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3632 I will say, however, that I do miss the understated elegance of the bolo tie. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3633 Unfortunately, amongst all the horses and all the fancy dresses nobody even noticed me at the coronation. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3634 What do you mean you don't have my size? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3635 Remember, I have to be able to rear-up on my hind legs and whinny. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3636 The jacket is great,but could you adjust the pants a little? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3637 Would you consider selling one-half of a suit for half price? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3638 The tail wraps around me! 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3639 My first wish was to be a queen for a day. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3640 For shoes, I’m thinking wingtips. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3641 pardon sir, may I take your jacket, and perhaps some water for your horse? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3642 Does my butt look fat in this? 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3643 The Donald Duck? Excellent choice sir. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3644 Now we shall do the inseam 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3645 Are you sure this necktie won’t restrict my whinny? 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3646 She said my behavior was that of a horse's ass - I thought I should dress the part! 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3647 And what’s turn-around time on the pants? 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3648 I dress left. Why do you ask? 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
3649 It started with people just commenting of how much I loved clothes. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3650 The tie is from our Centaury collection. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3651 But do we think the tie is really centaur chic? 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3652 Will you be needing one pair of pants, two pairs of pants, or no pants? 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3653 I prefer non-binary attire 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3654 The tie must match my date’s dressage. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3655 Two pairs of pants free with the purchase of a jacket? Perfect. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3656 No, YOU tell me how to wear them. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3657 Let me guess - you don’t carry matching trousers in my size? 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
3658 I was hoping to hear about it from the horse’s mouth. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
3659 What do you mean finding the matching pants will be difficult? 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
3660 Does this come in seersucker? I’m meeting family at the Kentucky Derby. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
3661 I don’t know, I’m worried the style might wither quickly. 1.1262 0.04065 103 93 7 3
3662 What do you mean I'll have to special order the pants? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3663 No need for pants. It's a semi-formal event. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3664 No cuffs, please, with a slight break on the hooves. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3665 Clothes really do make the man. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3666 I think we've covered your mane concerns 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3667 Can I get an extra jacket in place of the pants? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3668 I assume it comes with two pairs of trousers? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3669 Do you have a manure bag of the same material? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3670 How long will it take to alter the pants? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3671 "Don't forget to tell the taylor to put the fly in the back" 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3672 does this suit come with an extra pair of pants? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3673 Can you have the slacks ready by tonight? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3674 I'll definitely be taking advantage of the two-pairs-of-pants offer. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3675 Looks perfect. now, might you have some matching trousers from off the rack? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3676 Just the jacket. I'm getting a low fade with design on my left flank tomorrow. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3677 Lovely. And now for the trousers. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3678 Do you mind if I take the rest of the day off? I'm feeling a little horse. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3679 Does this over accentuate my human side? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3680 Yes, it's fine, and 2 matching sets of trousers, please. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3681 Does this outfit make me look less like a horse's ass? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3682 I need something nice for the bridle party. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3683 Perfect - do you have a kilt to match? 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3684 Skip the shoes and the pants, but I will need a blanket and how much for the mirror? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3685 The Centaur looks in the mirror and says, "I look ridiculous!" The sales assistant replies, "Well sir, we do have some nice polo shirts on sale that might be more to your liking." 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3686 Yep, they say that clothes make the man! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3687 We may need some alterations on the pants. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3688 Thanks, I'm all set for the Kentucky Derby! 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3689 I presume this comes with two pair of pants. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3690 You guys have the best ties here at Centaury 21. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3691 I’m sorry, I’m a little hoarse today 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3692 This jacket’s been in that wardrobe for years. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3693 Here I am: a women lure centaur. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3694 No, no... it mut be something simple. I must blend in with the crowd." 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3695 Do the pants make me look big? 1.1250 0.04253 96 87 6 3
3696 I tell all of my friends the best thing about Centaur's warehouse is the on site blacksmith. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3697 ..” Sorry Sir, for legged trousers are way beyond my Taylor skills.. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3698 But I don’t need tails. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3699 I’m bound to turn some heads in this! 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3700 You know, my grandfather told me that a decent suit used to come with two pairs of pants. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3701 Is it half price without the pants? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3702 It'll be good to go with some cent sprayed on. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
3703 What trousers do you recommend? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3704 Nice jacket, but the event calls for tails. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3705 I think you're right. The vest does solve the pants problem. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3706 I feel like a horse's ass in this suit. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3707 Copyright law be damned. If anyone is to be called the Galloping Gourmet, it’s me 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3708 Where else can a man walk in, feeling like a mule, and walk out, like feeling like a thoroughbred? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3709 Now can you pick two pairs of shoes that will go with this tie? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
3710 Is the vest and tie too much? I don't want to be the centaur of attention. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3711 Looks great. Why the long face? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
3712 This is perfect for hoofing it, but bespoke trousers would no doubt get besmirched. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3713 I don't want to be saddled with responsibility." 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
3714 Excellent. And now the pants? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3715 Do the stripes make my neck look too long? 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3716 That’s a lovely coat, sir. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3717 This looks great, but Centaur's Wearhouse has a 2 for 1 deal right now. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3718 I assume it'll be 50% off? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3719 Do you have a tie that matches my tail?" 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3720 Do the pants come in an XXXXXL? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3721 A great mix of textures. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3722 i like the length, but we may have to let out the coat another centaur-meter or two 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3723 Mind if I grab a water? I'm just a little hoarse 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3724 Do you have binary options? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3725 Pants and escalators…my two struggles 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
3726 Yes, Carson. That’s vindication! Chevalry isn’t dead! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3727 Now about those pants … 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3728 And you said this one’s on sale for three-neighty? I mean three-eighty? 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3729 Does this make me look like an ass? 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
3730 I’m hoarse. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
3731 I'm really a vampire- mirrors don't do anything for me. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
3732 Does this tie make my butt look too big? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3733 I think I prefer the one in dark bay 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3734 Well, since I'm not taking the trousers, what about another matching tie or two?" 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3735 That tie complements your coat nicely! 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
3736 I'll need two pairs of matching pants. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3737 Elegant equestrian?You’re not horsing around? 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
3738 That's right. Cuffs on the front pants,no cuffs on the rear. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
3739 Como te quedó gordi? 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
3740 I hope you're not going to saddle me with a large bill for this suit. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
3741 So rare to find an establishment that correctly eschews pants. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3742 Does this suit come with two pairs of trousers? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3743 I tried on the pants but they wouldn't fit 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3744 Yes, that's right. A bow and quiver in a discreetly matching pattern. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3745 When does your two pant suit sale start? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3746 With these new clothes, do you think the women will now consider me an irresistible stallion?" 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3747 What is the discount if I decide against the trousers? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3748 Sorry, we don't carry the pants, but we've got the perfect shoes. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3749 Do you have pants my size? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3750 You get many AI generated customers in here? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3751 that won’t be necessary … my wife wears the pants in the family 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3752 This time end the cuffs just at the knee 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
3753 And now the feed bag! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3754 Tails are redundant. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3755 Can you include the tie for a cent-or not? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3756 This looks good. Now may I try on a pair of pants that work well with my shoes? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3757 But is it dressy enough for dressage? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3758 Perfect riding coattail! I’ll take it. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3759 If I'm being put out to stud I'm giving my best performance! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3760 Do you think the striped vest makes me look to zebra? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3761 Lastly, could you recommend something color-neutral and somewhat inconspicuous for my feed bag? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3762 What size are your hooves ? We have some Italian loafers on sale. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3763 I want to be the centaur of attention in the office 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3764 Jacket and two pairs of pants is perfect, thanks. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3765 Ah, you must be Sherry’s husband. Let me tell you—she’s dynamite in the sack. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
3766 Does the inky chestnut of this tie create the right counterpoint to the iridescent ecru of my hooves or does it make me look overly hoof-y? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3767 And a pair of pair of trousers. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3768 ''It's been more of a mythical romance than fairy-tale." 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3769 Don't jockey me on the price 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3770 When will the four-legged lederhosen be ready? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3771 This Sartorial Centaur finds your shop top notch! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3772 I maybe half horse, but I'm still all business. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
3773 I don’t know. Do you think it makes my butt look big? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3774 Jacket is very flattering, sir...now may i measure the inseam? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3775 I must maintain a dapper appearance lest people notice I'm a vampire. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3776 Perhaps now I will stand out in a crowd. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3777 Does this tie make me look fat? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3778 I want the pants length to just reach the top of my hoofs. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3779 Is pants alterations free? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3780 Can you recommend a matching saddle? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3781 Hmm..the tie..one might think that I got on my high horse! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3782 the neck part doesn’t fit i’m calling for a horse of a different collar 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3783 No pants, but do you shoe here? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3784 What do you think? Is the waistcoat too old world? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3785 Do you have anything that would cover my ass 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3786 Perhaps sir could consider embracing the no-pants trend? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3787 We have the trousers in a plus four. And you’ll find nails in the footwear section 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3788 This tie might interfere with my grazing. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3789 Would Oxfords or Brogues be more appropriate? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3790 Are you sure this is a 44 Regular? It feels a little snug across the withers. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3791 Wow! Talk about satyorial splendor! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3792 What a stud! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3793 I came here because the ad said, “suit with two pairs of pants.” 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3794 I'm not sure what you mean by 'half-off,' but I'm definitely willing to negotiate. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3795 I’m up for a promotion at the petting zoo and I need to dress the part. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3796 I’ll need two pairs of matching pants with cuffs hemmed for horse hooves. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3797 Will you be wearing matching shoes with the tails? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3798 I'm going all in on Derby attire this year 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3799 Do you really think this tie goes well with dapple grey? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3800 I am dating a mermaid. He's a seahorse. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3801 All I need now is a bustle. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3802 Do you have something for someone who is hung like a race horse? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3803 I will need the traditional two pairs,please. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3804 Might you have anything in a dapple gray? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3805 ok…let me now try the pants. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3806 Do these stripes elongate my face? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
3807 I’ll take it and please be quick! I need to see a man about a horse…her name is Cupcake, and her brother is setting us up. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
3808 You're right, this tie is slimming. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3809 When I said I needed tails I wasn’t kidding. 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
3810 Would it help to have seen the first Equus? Of course. But you should definitely still come to the premiere. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3811 Right for the horsey set? 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
3812 Remember, I dress right for the rear set of trousers. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
3813 With the money I save on pants,the surgery paid for itself 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3814 Nice jacket. The trousers might be a problem though 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
3815 'Yes' to the tie. I'd feel naked without it. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
3816 The jacket's great but the pants don't seem to fit 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3817 My wife says I'm a workhorse so I figured I'd dress the part. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3818 It’s kinda like the story of the headless horseman but with a bit of a twist. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3819 I love the ultrafine woolen blanket material used but overall I have to say “neigh” to this one. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3820 Though, I have been far more accustomed to a puffy white shirt, open to beneath my chest, this should do nicely for my IPO. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3821 The trousers need to be let out quite a bit. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3822 I've got an important Zoom call coming up. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3823 Half off, right? 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3824 You look charming; no one will notice. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3825 Do you have matching pants in an extra-extra-long? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3826 Perhaps an ascot would look more equestrian. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3827 Sorry about the changing room. One too many apples this morning.” 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3828 Do you think this is proper attire for a date with a mare? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3829 This is fine, but what about the pants? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3830 Your suits still come with two pairs of trousers, right? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3831 Is my tie centaured? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3832 Does this look good or do I look like a horse's ass in it? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3833 I can never find pants off the rack that actually fit. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3834 I just don’t want to come off as a horse’s ass. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3835 Does it go with my shoes? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3836 I'll be wearing it to present the Gallop poll results. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3837 You don't think the stripes makes my butt look too big? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3838 so im a horses ass 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3839 With this snappy new suit I'll be the centaur of attention. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3840 And what would you recommend for shoes? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3841 Do all your customers ask that question? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3842 And. to complete the look, do you have two pairs of patent leather dancing shoes? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3843 Don’t try to ride my coattails. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3844 Without this I feel like SUCH an ass!!! 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3845 Will that be cash or charge? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3846 King Charles is cutting costs -- he's combined the servants with the cavalry. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3847 You don't think the vest is too loud, do you? I don't want people to talk. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3848 Does it say “tamed but not too tame”? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3849 A horse is just a horse a horse a horse in a fancy suit! 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3850 The vest really draws the attention to your face, sir. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3851 One of the benefits of not wearing pants is that the shirt never rides up. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3852 It's a bit tight around my withers. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3853 Yes, this feels like a really good fit in here. Do you mind if I take it out for a gallop to see how it feels outside? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3854 I won’t be requiring a fly on the front pair…. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3855 HR has some new Zoom protocols. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3856 And what would suggest for slacks? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3857 Does the tie make me look four legged? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3858 Perfect, but that was the easy part. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3859 I'll go elsewhere for trousers, thank you. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3860 Think of all the business a farrier could bring in. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3861 Do you have something with a little more space in the leg? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3862 Does my tie match my tail? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3863 Would you be willing to barter it for 27 unworn pants? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3864 I'm glad you're finally featuring four-legged models. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3865 I can't wait to trot my daughter down the aisle. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3866 The mimosas will also be bottomless. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3867 I have equestrian on the top. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3868 Do you have matching trousers in my size? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3869 Do I look like a horse's ass in this? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3870 May I have two pairs of pants with this? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3871 Pants? I don’t need no stinkin’ pants. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3872 Does this jacket make me look like a jackass? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3873 Yes, this will do nicely. Now, to accessorize. Would you kindly direct me to the nearest tack shop? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3874 I’m going to the party of the centaury! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3875 Does this make my cannon look big? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3876 Should the saddle match the vest, or would that be gauche? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3877 The jacket never fits right. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3878 This is very nice. Bit I can't tuck in my shirt. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3879 Well don't just stand there, bring me the pants! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3880 You could say she really took a gamble on me. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3881 I normally get a 50% reduction. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3882 You're sure tails are back in style? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3883 Does it make it look like I have a long face? 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3884 I feel the need, the need for tweed. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3885 Is this satyr-torial enough? 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3886 This is great. Let's look at the trouser options. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3887 Stable in the front, stallion in the back 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3888 Not sure if this tie matches my pants. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3889 I'd like to see a tie appropriate for the Ascot Races. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3890 You think the tie will help? or are people going to just keep making a—hole jokes constantly? 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3891 Sorry, I said ‘grooming’ not groom 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3892 I'm a calendar model. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3893 I always buy four pairs of trousers with a suit. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3894 Yes, I would like two pairs of pants. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3895 Yes sir, with a navy suit you can wear either steel or aluminum shoes. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
3896 I prefer a low rise on the pants. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3897 Something to show off my legs 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3898 Looks great but will it hold up to repeated runs through the woods? 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
3899 Are you sure this will go with a horse of a different color? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3900 I love it, can you have the pants ready by 4? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3901 Do you happen to do any shoeing here as well? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3902 I’ll need two pairs of pants. One dress, one casual. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
3903 Do I look fat? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3904 Love it. Now for the pants then? 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3905 Do you think the tie makes me look like a horse's patootie? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3906 Whatever happened to the two-trouser suit? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3907 The half man half donkey says… Does this make my ass look fat? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3908 I'm going to need the pants tailored. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3909 And two pairs of size 10 and a half...something that clicks loudly when you walk. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3910 Do your suits still come with an extra set of pants? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3911 It's a no on the pants, but I will need some new shoes. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3912 Yes, Donald Duck did recommend you! 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
3913 That suite will sure cost you more than an arm and a leg! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3914 As we enter the church, my bride-to-be will be riding me, so she wants me to look my very best. 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
3915 Please alter the pants into a blanket. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3916 A new suit, among other things, always helps in the rat race out there. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3917 So, these come with two trousers? 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
3918 Do you have the matching feed bag? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3919 Tell me honestly. Does my ass look big in this? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3920 I'll take it! Do you accept the Centaurian card? 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
3921 Of course I look great! I’m a clothes horse. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
3922 I can't resist a half off sale. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3923 Is this a Glue-On tie? My father was at their factory. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3924 May I have shoes the color of this tie instead of those pants? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3925 This should distract my date from the fact that I’m showing up bottomless. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3926 And these come with two pairs of slacks? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3927 I’m afraid we won’t be able to accommodate you with the matching pants. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3928 Half Windsor. I'm surprised you have to ask. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3929 Sorry, I really wanted pants with cuffs. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
3930 Now how would you draw my pants? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3931 Well we're planning to go as trojan horse and my little pony for Halloween this year 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3932 Does this tie make me look like a jackass? 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
3933 Does this jacket make me look equine? 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
3934 I thought I'd take her someplace special. Her dating profile says she's a "unicorn." 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
3935 Does it look too outlandish? 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
3936 Does this tie complement my tail? 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
3937 Do you think this will impress the dressage judges? 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
3938 Sir, you're killing with that jacket! Oh, too bad that there are no Lapiths left ... 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
3939 Do you think this tie will get everyone's attention at the wedding? 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
3940 I'll need to get two new pairs of shoes. 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
3941 Do you think this jacket makes my ass look to big? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3942 You might know me from television. I did the voice-overs for Mister Ed. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3943 I like my trousers with a little extra legroom 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3944 I think I'd prefer the bolo-tie. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3945 Does this tie make me look weird? 1.1194 0.05431 67 62 2 3
3946 I was hoping for something that just screams “you wild stud.” 1.1194 0.05431 67 62 2 3
3947 Thanks, but I won’t be needing tails. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
3948 Something in a 76-inch waist with a low rise 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3949 Do you have any shoes that would go this outfit? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3950 Centaury of men’s fashion 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3951 Once I take my pants off I'm off to the races 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3952 Is this a Wndsor knot? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3953 And how much without the 2 pairs of pants? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3954 Let's look at shoes next. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3955 The jacket is perfect but I’ll need the pants altered. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3956 Traditionally, this comes with two pairs of pants. But you know what? I'm going to throw in some tailoring. " 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
3957 Since puberty, I've been called hirsute. Well, now I'm clearly hissute. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
3958 So is this what everyone says what the best dressed minotaur is wearing? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3959 Do you have any tailcoats in men-horses small? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
3960 umm, er, You have a tail,er...What I mean to say is '"Would you like to have our TAILOR to measure you for trousers?" 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
3961 I hope your tailor can improvise. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3962 It’s my lucky day. There’s a two for the price of one trouser sale. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3963 My tie is a little off-centaur, ha ha. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3964 Is it me, or does this mirror seem a bit off? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3965 For the slacks, would you have a quadruple-knit? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
3966 What do your think? Full Windsor or Four in Hand?? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3967 I think it makes my knees look too bony. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3968 The pants are great, but the collar is too tight. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
3969 I thought you said “Center” of attention 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3970 Like it, but it makes me stand out a little too much 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
3971 My date will need a hat for the Derby 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
3972 Seems a little off-centaur 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
3973 Perfect, next would you happen to sell shoes by pair of four? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
3974 I'll need a little special tailoring on the pants. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3975 I can never remember whether the pants go on my front or back legs. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3976 The jacket fits perfectly, but the slacks may need to be let out a bit. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3977 I would also like a bottle of that Centaur scent for my mane. 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
3978 Do you think the tie fits? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
3979 I'm not horsing around when I say I want to look smart. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
3980 I thought I made it clear that my coat needs tails. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3981 It's a good fit but I need the sides lowered for a morning coat. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3982 It's deceptive. I'm a grower not a shower. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
3983 Don't know why I bother. She'll never notice. Not for a stud date. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3984 Take in the pant legs and taper them slightly. Leave enough room for a canter. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3985 Do you know a good ballroom dance instructor? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3986 This is Centaury 21, isn't it? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3987 Yes, I am a news anchor. People often say I look different in person... 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3988 I think this one has legs. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
3989 Obviously, I'll need some alteration on the pants. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
3990 Do you have this in gelding? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3991 Does my tie look Centaured? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3992 I'm actually 86 short. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3993 I’ve always been partial to horsehair. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3994 Shoes that aren't shoddy, please. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3995 If you can find matching pants for this coat, you're hired. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3996 Can I just pay for half a suit? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3997 How do I do this on days when I have the head of a horse and the body of a man? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3998 I will literally need a pair of pants 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
3999 Now that I work from home, We needn't bother with the trousers. 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4000 Ah yes kind sir very nice… now how about some trousers capable of containing my large horse? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4001 I think the sport coat may be a bit informal for the Derby. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4002 Save the pants for the next satyr that come in here. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4003 How large do your cummerbunds run? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4004 Dressage is a dying art, my friend. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4005 After that whole Pirithous wedding thing, someone told me a bespoke morning coat and neatly trimmed locks could go a long way toward fixing just about anything. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4006 Is this in the half-price sale? 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4007 I was told there’s a 2-for-1 sale on pants 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4008 I’d really like to go off the rack… 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4009 How long will the trouser alteration take? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4010 Of course I will take the trousers! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4011 Just as long as it is not Mohair. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4012 Are you sure black tie and tails isn't too formal? 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4013 Does this tie make my butt look big? 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4014 The collar's making me a little hoarse. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4015 'Now, which style of hooves would go best?' 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4016 I'll make do without the slacks, thanks! 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4017 This is so much more comfortable than my old horse collar. I’ll take it! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4018 Nice, how much do I have to 'pony up' for this blazer? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4019 Do you have one with two pairs of pants? 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4020 You say this is a horse hair weave? Would I know him? 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4021 Thank you for waiting. So you were saying something about the pants 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4022 I’m marrying a lovely filly. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4023 I will need two pairs of matching pants please. Skip the shoes. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4024 What do you mean: Two pairs of pants? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4025 And the slacks? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4026 Clothes make the man, but what do you have in the way of horseshoes? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4027 I don't mean to sound like a horse's ass but this tie you suggested doesn't go with the jacket! 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4028 But does it come with two pairs of pants? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4029 Do you have anything in a size 32? 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4030 It would be a head-turner at the derby, but I’ve no desire to be the centaur of attention. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4031 And can you tell me on which floor I can get shod? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4032 Trousers is plural right? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4033 does this bring too much attention to my hips? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4034 Centaurs Warehouse closed years ago. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4035 It’s a little tight around the horse 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4036 Do you offer tailored pants for the more horsely endowed? 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
4037 Yeah we’re back to the office next week. I’m going to miss my zoom chat outfit. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
4038 Does it come in tweed? The horsehair is a little itchy. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
4039 Since I won't need the pants do I get a discount. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4040 I think I'm all set to hoof it. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4041 Yeah, I’m a clotheshorse. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4042 Not a problem, we'll just let out the seat a little. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4043 Our four leg pants with a 180 waist aren't in until next week. What side do you wear them on? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4044 Just make sure that from behind I don’t look like a horse’s ass. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4045 This time it's a cash bar. I'm hoping that will keep me from ruining this one. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4046 Would you saddle bag all of this up please? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4047 I thought it read 'Sale of the Centaur-y" 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
4048 Does this vest make me look fat? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4049 And a tweed blanket for my backside. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4050 ''I'd hate to look like an ass on our first date" 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4051 Is tailoring included for the pants? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4052 I'm not too worried about pants, the ceremony is live over Zoom. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4053 But, Gordon, can you still tell I'm an ass? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4054 But does it go with these heels? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4055 Shall I have two more legs added to the pants,sir? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4056 Are you sure this look won’t make an ass out of me? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4057 does that suit come with an extra pair of trousers? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4058 Not sure, do you think these stylish short jackets make me look like an ass? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4059 Would I look better in a different color? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4060 I'd prefer something without buttons or zippers for my pants. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4061 My wife says I’m a clothes horse. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4062 I'm trying to make 'dressed like a horse' the most preferable of all equestrian comparisons. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4063 And you're sure you don't have the matching pants for this? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4064 That's a horse of a different color. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4065 A sharp jacket keeps people's focus right up here. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4066 Are you looking at my bum? Bum-looker! Cheeky monkey! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4067 No I will not be buying pants 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4068 Do you happen to have a collared shirt that also has a horse on it? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4069 I always feel like a monkey wearing a suit. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4070 You were right, coattails would be redundant. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4071 I’ve heard that luxury fashion is more sustainable but I think that is just a myth. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4072 But does it make me look long in the face? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4073 Karma is a funny thing ... I shouldn't have been such an ass. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4074 Why do I still feel like a horse's ass? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4075 Classic Harris Tweed! I love it! It makes me look like a member of the Horsey Set on Long Island! 1.1165 0.03728 103 93 8 2
4076 Are you still offering 50% discount on a second pair of pants? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4077 You know what they say, dressage for success. 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
4078 I’ll need some shoes, too. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4079 Now I'd like to see matching pants. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4080 I'm going to be in a show with my dog. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4081 I dress to the left. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4082 Is this suit also available as separates? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4083 Tell me the truth, does this tie make me look funny? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4084 I thought you could provide customised services. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4085 Equestrian is a bit pedestrian 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4086 Does the blazer come in camel's hair? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4087 Half-priced no pants? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4088 It's for a raid. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4089 Remember when you would not service me. I have moved to greener grass. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4090 Hold the pants. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4091 You should see her dressage 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4092 When you tailor the pants, remember, I dress to the right. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4093 How can I not help you sir ? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4094 Some crackpot told me that horse medicine cures Covid. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4095 Are two pairs of pants really necessary ? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4096 The trousers will need some tailoring. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4097 Early in his great racing career, there were whispers, but finally acceptance of me as his significant equine other. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4098 The jacket is a perfect fit. I’ll take it. And I’ll need two pair of pants. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4099 Do you have a matching blanket. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4100 I’m sorry if you’re having trouble hearing me. I’m a little horse today. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4101 Would you say my face looks horsey? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4102 It really was us who made untucked shirts fashionable. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4103 I'm the groom and the carriage. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4104 And as for shoes, do you think steel or aluminum will go best? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4105 Sartorial satyr has a nice ring to it. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4106 The tails, too much ? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4107 After all this horsing around, I don’t want to be saddled with the wrong tie. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4108 Except, whatever I wear, I always seem to dance with two left feet. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4109 I'm loving the column of color! 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4110 It looks great. Would you have two pairs of matching shoes? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4111 Would it be gauche to ask if you have any camel hair blazers in this size? 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4112 You have no idea how difficult it is to find a store that offers free alterations. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4113 I’d forego the tails, sir. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4114 What do you have in the way of spats, my good sir? 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4115 I’d like to see the pants 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4116 Now what do you recommend for shoes? 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4117 You said the jacket comes with two pair of trousers? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4118 Do you think I’d look good in a derby? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4119 And how long did you say it will take to alter the trousers? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4120 ...and this jacket comes with two pair of trousers, correct? 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4121 I think this one better complements my hooves. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4122 I think this Hermes tie is a bit too much. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4123 I do hope I get a discount for no pants. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4124 And how soon can you have the pants ready? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4125 And can I assume it comes with two pairs of pants?” The 1.1154 0.04821 78 72 3 3
4126 No matter how conservative I dress, I'm always the 'centaur ' of attention. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4127 ...just the ass part bothers me! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4128 Do you have it in a slim fit? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4129 Now it's time to try on some pants. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4130 I'm guessing the pants would be a challenge. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4131 Which side of the saddle do you prefer? 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4132 Now I'm going to need two pair of slacks, one with sewed in Depends. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4133 How many bucks does this cost? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4134 Not a hair out of place" 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4135 And while your letting it out, don’t forget the cuffs. 1.1154 0.04821 78 72 3 3
4136 You are right, the tie does match my coat. Max Morelli-Vine Honolulu, HI 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4137 Do you dress to the left or right. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4138 I think one with tails would be better 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4139 Size two dancing shoes, please. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4140 I don't want to draw too much attention to myself! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4141 Four-in-hand or half-Windsor? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4142 Forgive me Emperor, It appears that you have neglected to clothe yourself fully. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4143 Tell the tailor my inseam is 6 hands 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4144 Look up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, No its Supermen! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4145 Double-breasted and double-legged are all the rage this spring. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4146 No, I prefer a low-ride cut. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4147 And I think the pants should be a 96 regular.. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4148 Now let’s try the trousers. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4149 I love this jacket! Can you show me something from the tack shop? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4150 The top looks great but the pants don't quite fit. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4151 Do you want the pants fitted for the front or back...? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4152 You don’t think this is too fancy for the Potter boy’s graduation? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4153 I need a new blazer. I am going back to ‘MYTH-AGAIN’ to see my long, lost friends. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4154 I’m thinking something a little more eye catching. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4155 Next I’ll need shoes, preferably by Hermès. Set of four please. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4156 Do you think I might tone down the equine look if I wore a bow tie? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4157 I always try to look my best on Derby Day. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4158 You actually do look good, sir, even though the pants won't fit. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4159 That second set of slacks will be very handy! 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4160 Be honest...does this suit make me look like a horse's ass? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4161 I'm worried this suit makes me look like a horse's ass. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4162 I'm not certain this tie goes with my tail? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4163 I'm sending in my cousin, George Ipotanes, for the trouser fitting. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4164 So, for the trousers. Is there currently a two for one special including alterations? My wife often tells me I don’t have a leg to stand on but as you see I have four. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4165 Yes, I'm afraid you'll have to buy the 6 gloves separately. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4166 Do you have something a little more nehh-row? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4167 Would you happen to have a horse collar to match this ties? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4168 It all started with the poney tail 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4169 My tastes have always run classical. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4170 Perfect! I'll wear it to the opening at Lincoln Centaur. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4171 Technically it's a two-piece. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4172 No..no thank you...pants are optional 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4173 Does this tie make my withers look fat? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4174 I will need to change it for the Ascot. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4175 Which coat do you think goes best with silver shoes? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4176 You'll be needing some plus fours with those. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4177 Okay, now we just check the internet about the pants 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4178 …and for the trousers, let’s go with a quarter break or I’ll end up looking like a horse’s ass. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4179 I'm only going to the night do 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4180 Yes, Mr. O'Keefe, the canvas is made from real horsehair. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4181 I’d like to try the pants now. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4182 Do you have something with two pairs of pants? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4183 Do you think that a tailcoat would be more appropriate? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4184 It's a little too tight in the halter. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4185 Can you show me a couple pairs of shoes? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4186 Sorry I was late for my fitting, traffic is bad out there today. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4187 Does the tie stand out too much? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4188 I’m not used to having not to cinch it in at the waist. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4189 Does this tie make my rump look smaller? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4190 It does make me look like a stallion — right ? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4191 Pants and underwear are overrated. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4192 I'm worried she'll think I'm an ass if I go with this one! 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4193 That suit in your hand is a "nay". 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4194 Would you like me to check a different size of horse Sir? 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4195 True Satyial Splendor 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4196 I’ll need a tuxedo with tails also. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4197 Yes, this is the one! I’ll take…on second thought, let me try on the pants just to be sure. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4198 What's the fashion now a days for the 4-legged trousers? 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4199 That suit hasn’t quite detracted from the more ostensible point that you are a ‘cross between a human and a four legged beast’ gone wrong, Sire! 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4200 Yes, cuffs on the Trousers. Suspenders would be a nice touch. John P. Sheehy, Belvedere,Calif. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4201 Well, the ad did say a jacket and a pair of pants. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4202 Do I really need coattails? 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4203 Yes, I think you’re right that this tie makes me look like less of an ass. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4204 Let me grab you two pairs of trousers to try on. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4205 I think the vest gives off an "I'm not that much of an ass" vibe, don't you agree...? 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4206 You're posative that this is how I dress for dressage? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4207 Can I interest you in a matching hat? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4208 I presume you won't be needing tails, Sir. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4209 I should have clarified when I asked for the 2-piece suit. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4210 Try not to stand behind me while measuring my inseam 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4211 So what do you think? As a clothes horse, does it measure up? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4212 My good man, where might I find a bespoke suit with two pairs of trousers? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4213 I think I prefer the coat with tails. Esperanza Griffith, Colorado Springs, CO 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4214 Will these new clothes make me the Centaur of attention? Joseph Levin Fairway, KS 1.1136 0.04406 88 81 4 3
4215 The coat fits great! Could I get an adjustment to the pants? 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4216 Pants are a little tricky for me sometimes, but I’ll take a 34. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4217 This comes with two pairs of pants, right? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4218 Good thing it comes with two pairs of pants. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4219 The top looks great but the pants were a little too tight in the ass. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4220 Now have you got a fine turnout blanket? 1.1127 0.05134 71 66 2 3
4221 Just a little more room in the leg, thanks. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4222 A bow on the tail might a bit much. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4223 I'd like to try the pants as well 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4224 Do you have those in four-legged? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4225 I need a belt that matches my tail. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4226 Does this one make my ass look too big? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4227 Do you think the striped vest is too much? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4228 You'll have to let the trousers out, in the paddock. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4229 I don't want to frolic. I just want to skip about a bit. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4230 Yes, I am funny ALL of the time - its just spelled with a “y”, okay? 1.1127 0.05134 71 66 2 3
4231 So then I said “I wish my bottom half was a horse” and the genie snapped his fingers and, well I guess you know the rest. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4232 Now will you measure the centaur seam? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4233 Forget the pants, but I'll take two pairs of saddle loafers. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4234 Though Centaur elegance surpasses the need for a tie. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4235 Do you think you'd be able to help me select matching pants? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4236 I assume this outfit comes with two pairs of pants? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4237 They're all out of hearts, diamonds and clubs. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4238 Do these still come with two sets of trousers? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4239 You look awfully young for an experienced sales person. Please confirm you are showing me everything that suits me in the Centaur Line. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4240 I love that Halloween costume, Bill. You’re really making the most out of your skinny legs and tiny feet.” 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4241 I'm still not sure all that inseam business was necessary but this tie does pop. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4242 It's a dinner party, so I have to find the perfect outfit to compliment the feed bag. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4243 I won’t be needing the trousers, thank you. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4244 And, just like the old days it does come with two pairs of pants? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4245 Sorry, we have no discounts on half-suits, but we do offer excellent alterations. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4246 I think we need to take it up a little around the withers. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4247 Herc! Herc! 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4248 Does the suit include an extra pair of pant legs? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4249 It’s a little tight around the chest. I guess I’ll have to hoof it to the tailor for some alterations. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4250 the tie is horse hair you say 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4251 I really didn’t think I’d have a use for them, my good man. Where do you keep your blankets? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4252 Now the hard part. I'm interested in how you tailored the trousers. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4253 I’ll have to say “neigh” to the trousers, MacTavish 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4254 What can I say? The bridle suits me. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4255 Also, I need pants with plenty legroom. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4256 But does it go well with my tail? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4257 My firm gave me free rein to pick out any suit I want. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4258 Ahhhh -- centorial splendor. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4259 I dare to say, we’re not at the pyramids, and you, sir, are no sphinx. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4260 With or without pants? Maybe new shoes? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4261 Finally, something that makes me look like I’m not horsing around. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4262 Do you think the pants will need tailoring? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4263 Boleros give my wife the impression she’s in charge. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4264 I dress left 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4265 I'm afraid the large knot might draw too much attention, you see. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4266 The pant’s fitting takes twice the time. Shall we reschedule? 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4267 Tailoring your pants is taking a bit longer than we expected 1.1124 0.04358 89 82 4 3
4268 And of course two pairs of pants. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4269 How much will the tailoring be for the trousers? 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4270 The two pairs of pants that it comes with still won’t do it. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4271 I'm just horsing around. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4272 If you think this one fits better, clomp twice. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4273 Do you have any hoof links to go with this? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4274 This suit does come with two pairs of pants,correct? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4275 And I’ll be opting for your ‘suit with two pairs of pants special.’ 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4276 Her nickname for me is Stallion. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4277 This is from our bridle collection. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4278 This one comes with two pairs of trousers. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4279 Yes,I'll need the extra pair of pants 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4280 Now, about the pants. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4281 You don’t think it makes my ass look big, do you? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4282 What a bargain when you don't have to buy the matching pants! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4283 You were recommended by my good friend, Donald Duck 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4284 I hope this suit comes with two pairs of pants. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4285 Business in the front, farming in the back. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4286 I'm a 42 Very Long... 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4287 I highly recommend our alteration service, they have a lot of experience with extensive changes should you be requiring that. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4288 Do you provide free tailoring for the trousures? 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4289 Yes, the trousers certainly do make a statement. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4290 I will need something with two pairs of trousers. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4291 Do you have something that covers my ass a little more? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4292 This collar feels a bit tight - it's making me a little hoarse. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4293 ...And it comes with two pair of trousers? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4294 It is a splendid fit. Now, let's try some shoes although size might be a problem. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
4295 Do you think the vest makes me look too much of a stud” 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4296 Do you think the beard and mustache should go? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4297 Sartorical...satyrical. La meme chose, no? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4298 mind if I take it out for a trial ride? 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4299 What do you think? Do I need pants? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4300 I am really getting a kick out of this jacket. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4301 I love the way this jacket fits, but do you think my tie looks too horsey? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4302 A little too last century, but you’re going in the right direction. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4303 The pants are going to take awhile... 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4304 I hope this tie makes me look more human. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4305 And leave extra room around the fly. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4306 I identify more with zebras than with horses. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4307 T NT, I always say. Tail and Tie make the outfit. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4308 You must never underestimate the power of a well executed Windsor knot to keep you from looking like a complete horses ass. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4309 I'd like to see some accessories in bridle leather please. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4310 What's the price without pants? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4311 I don’t know why, but my friends call me a “clothes horse.” 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4312 I don't need two pairs of pants to go with the jacket, but I will need one pair with four legs. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4313 Perhaps a Polo shirt would be the ticket. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4314 Does the tie make me look more sure footed? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4315 I will need two sets of trousers because I'm a groomsman 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4316 You're right; the tails would have been too much. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4317 Does this make me look like a horse? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4318 Don't they make trousers with four legs anymore? 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4319 But Sir, the Pants don't fit ! 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4320 No brake 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
4321 Getting hoof polish to match the vest was my stylist’s idea. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4322 As for the pants, do you have a good tailor? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4323 Splendid suggestion, having my tie match my tail. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4324 When it comes to my clothing,I do not horse around. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4325 Should I be worried about matching shoes? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4326 My mother is a donkey 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4327 ”I’d like a nice drop seat in the pants. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4328 I love to dress up for Derby Day. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4329 The jacket fit is perfect! You do know I’ll need some pants, right? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4330 Alright this tie, but show me the goat bottoms again. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4331 For Halloween last year I did a Squid Games thing, why do you ask? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4332 The pants are always the tricky part. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4333 I am a US centaur, but nothing seems stable. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4334 You dress like a Sag, sir!” ♐ 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4335 A new suit deserves some new shoes. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4336 Do you know of anyone who carries really large condoms? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4337 I always find what I need at Men's Wearhorse. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4338 Who's horsing around now? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4339 Do you accept manure? 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
4340 Honestly, I'm looking to impress my friends at the Kentucky Derby. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4341 Do you have something that is more forest-casual?” 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
4342 I will also be needing some keratin for my hooves. 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
4343 Two pairs of trousers and a tailor! 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4344 Correct, pants are not available. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4345 Would you like to see the pants? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4346 Does this go with my long face? 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4347 I don't need the pants! 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4348 I knew you were the horse's tailer! 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4349 Perhaps I should try a different color? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4350 I'll take it ... and two pair of pants. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4351 Do you tailor? 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4352 Now let's see what you've got in pants my size. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4353 Yes,I am the new centaur from Kentucky 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4354 So, I'm going to walk into a bar, and when the bartender says "Why the long face?", I'm gonna say "Very funny, just give me a quick snort." ... Whaddya think? 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4355 What do you mean, I’ll need the pants “tailored “? 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4356 Do you have matching pants with four legs? 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4357 My throat isn't horse but my legs are. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4358 Four legs are better than two. I wish I had three arms. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4359 The pants will be double. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4360 Does my butt look too big in this suit? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4361 I'll need the tailor for the pants. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4362 Does it make me look like I’ve got a horse face? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4363 I'm realistic about landing a good job, unlike my friend who flew too close to the sun... 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4364 I’ll need matching pants or I’ll be the centaur of attention. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4365 But does it make me look like a horses ass? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4366 I think I'd look better in something long-waisted. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4367 I was hoping for something that feels a little more unbridled. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4368 How much do you think I weigh? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4369 Clothes make the man. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4370 Is the jacket a big enough distraction? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
4371 I prefer the dinner jacket. I’m no good with tails. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4372 Do you have anything with a halter, instead of the tie? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4373 Does this make me look like a proper Senataur? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4374 What do you have in four legged trousers? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4375 Does this jacket make me look fat? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
4376 Now what might you have in a semi-formal manure bag? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4377 Do you maybe have a 1+1 offer for suit trousers? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4378 Well, I've got to admit it: I think this look really behooves me. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4379 Love the tailoring on this. I hate anything half-assed. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4380 My parents would shit themselves if they saw me now. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
4381 I am so pleased that this suit comes with two pairs of trousers! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4382 How about we ditch the tie and the country gentleman look and go with an ascot and a morning coat to catch the ladies’ eyes? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
4383 Yes I know I promised you a ride 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4384 I look so suave! It's a shame that everyone at the party will be wearing blinders. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4385 I was invited to the Belmont so I gotta fit in, in New York! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4386 This fits my pronouns: he, him, and stud. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4387 Centaurial splendor; if I may say! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4388 And now, what about the trousers. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4389 Does this one also make me look like a horse’s ass? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4390 Clothes do make the Manotaur! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4391 I'll be needing two pairs of pants. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4392 Do you have any matching shoes? 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4393 It was advertised as coming with 2 pairs of pants 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4394 I’m sorry, are you asking what pronoun I prefer? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4395 The kids begged for a pool. I compromised. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4396 My career has really taken off since the pandemic. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4397 Don't worry I put on my pants two legs at a time like everyone else. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4398 The sport coat fits nicely but the fitting room was a bit snug. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4399 Oh this suit's perfect fit! I'm not certain the tie matches well my chestnut coat color. Have you got anything brighter? 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4400 You look ready for your video conference, Sir. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4401 … and just one pair of pants. You know where they go, of course. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4402 Just confirming, this suit comes with two pairs of trousers? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4403 Love the jacket. My friend the ipotane will be in later to try on the pants 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4404 I always look better from the front 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4405 This is a rerun! 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4406 With the added cost of those custom four-legged pants, I hope I don't gain any weight in the future! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4407 Four cuffs please. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4408 I’m thinking a four-in-hand for my tie. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4409 Can you make that with four pairs of pants? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4410 Do you have any suits with 2 pairs of pants? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4411 I'll pony up for this coat. I have a gig as a hoofer. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4412 I go elsewhere for the inseams. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4413 Gotta make sure it's long enough to tie around my horse neck. You know, for those important meetings where I can neigh-gotiate like a boss. Can't wait to impress those corporate folks and leave 'em thinking, 'Did that centaur just outdress us all? 1.1084 0.04539 83 77 3 3
4414 Are the trousers going to be a problem? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4415 Will that be front legs ... and back legs? 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4416 Two pairs please, same size. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4417 Oreius had escaped Narnia to pursue a new battle on Wall Street 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4418 No no, these fit great. But is it me? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4419 My boss just acquired a glue factory, so I’m dressing for the job I want. Capitalism, eh? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4420 I hope it’s not rude to ask, but would you like your pants to go over two legs or four? 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4421 Are you sure this style is appropriate? I don’t want to cause a party foal 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4422 ”I will need pants with a larger waist, since you know how I can eat. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4423 Technically, it only covers my neck 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4424 The stallion of a different color, urbanely irresistible! I can feel the Confidence mounting . .. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4425 I'll pay you when I win my next big race 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4426 Are you sure it doesn't my butt look too big? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4427 You don’t think the penguin tail suit is too much? 1.1081 0.04931 74 69 2 3
4428 I'm not sure it goes with my shoes. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4429 You don't by any chance have a two for one sale on the pants, do you? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4430 Casual footwear has always been trendy in my crowd. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4431 This should work in my new position as head Centaur for Disease Control. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4432 I hope you still have the 2-for-1 deal on dress pants 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4433 I understand it's BOGO for the pants 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4434 The advantage is, I can race without a jockey 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4435 Does it?...you know... 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4436 Why, no, sir. That jacket doesn’t make you look like a horses ass at all. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4437 Does this one come with two pairs of trousers? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4438 I find it difficult to find pants that fit me properly. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4439 You think I look weird,you should see my brother in a suit. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4440 You must save a lot on chairs. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4441 Do you think it makes my legs look too short? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4442 If I tried this with a bowtie, would I look like a jackass? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4443 Do you have a matching halter? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4444 I think I’d prefer the Asscot. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4445 I’m going to Mare of Easttown. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4446 How's that for a tux and tail? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4447 Do you have 4-piece suits? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4448 Don’t wait up for me tonight Jeeves, I’ve got a date with a night mare. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4449 So, pleated or plain fronted slacks. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4450 I am one of the few who truly appreciate your suits with the second pair of trousers. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4451 should we can take it in a little by the hind legs? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4452 That's better! I always feel naked without a tie. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4453 My better half would like to exchange this for a horse collar. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4454 I’m narrow in the shoulders but broad in the hips. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4455 Does this jacket come with matching trousers? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4456 I’ll need something with a flap in back! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4457 I’ll be dressing up for the Kentucky Derby. I’m in the 4th race. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4458 It’s your ‘Two for One’ sale that brought me in. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4459 Do you think it will hold up at a canter? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4460 Would you happen to have a cravat to match the shoes? 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4461 Is this tie conservative enough? I'm attending a GOP event later today." 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4462 I don’t know my inseam, but I am eight hands. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4463 Are there 2 pairs of trousers with the suit? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4464 Very well. Still, the Ascot would be my tie of choice. Hay green comes to mind, if you will." Edith Birdsall, Houston, Texa 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4465 Does this come with 2 pairs of pants? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4466 Which legs would you like me to tailor these to? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4467 Pants” are for two-legged creatures without tails! Get them out of my sight, biped. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4468 Full break please 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4469 Some call it impeccable. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4470 I left the pants in the dressing room. Got them on, but couldn’t reach the damn zipper. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4471 Ozempic looks great on you. Odd side effect, though. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4472 Perfect. Now, do you have a derby to go with it? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4473 Yes, I’m a centaur who’s been elected senator. I honestly feel like I was born for the job. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4474 What is the discount since I'm not purchasing pants with this suit ? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4475 ...and at these prices you won't be seeing many more! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4476 Does it come with two pair of slacks? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4477 Thanks but I'm not the one who wears the pants my family. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
4478 How durable is this jacket? I’m honestly a bit of a party horse. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4479 When they said this was the Deal of the Centaury, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4480 If it's a three-piece suit, is the third piece a saddle? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4481 This is great. I'll also take the two pants. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4482 The pants might take a minute 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4483 So does the tailor pay extra for special pant alterations? 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
4484 I know it’s cliche but we’re getting married in a barn. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4485 Did the other Centaurs do plain bottoms or cuffs? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4486 Thus suit is half price, right? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4487 Now you know why I ordered two pair of trousers. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4488 You're right, this suit does have a nice slimming effect. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4489 Is there a discount for extra legs? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4490 So, does this come with two pairs of pants? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4491 You look like a real ass in that 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4492 Do you have matching trousers? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4493 I think you're right. Maybe just skip the pants. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4494 The bottom half? That's what the tail-or is for. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4495 I said I was hoping for something more ‘centrist’. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4496 I think I'll go with the tux and tail 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4497 Now, what do you have in the way of four legged pants? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4498 I love being a clothes horse" 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4499 'You look great in tails' 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4500 Zeus made me this way. I think a waistcoat is the proper strategy to stick it to him at the all-gods' party tonight. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4501 Does my butt stick out? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4502 Good thing the two-piece exists, I can't afford the third one! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4503 Go on, tell me, am I a dashing boy 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4504 I believe they will require some alteration. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4505 With the switch to necktie and blazer, no one who is anyone will be riding coattails to the 96th Academy Awards. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4506 What do you think? Too macho for a gelding? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4507 36 waist, inseam of 32 in the front and 46 in the back, please. I dress to the left, the right, AND the center. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4508 But one of the pair of trousers will need a tail hole. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4509 This isn't quite what I meant by "dressage", but having said that, I think this waistcoat and jacket look amazing. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4510 The invitation only said black tie 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4511 Can you fit me up with a matching bucket? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4512 Do you have anything with a fly swatter pocket? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4513 Well, I will be keeping the goatee for the occasion. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
4514 I only buy a suit with two pairs of pants. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4515 The invitation reads "untamed but elegant." 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4516 The trousers won't be necessary. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4517 I got saddled with this awful jacket. Can you help? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4518 I like the coat, but the trousers didn't fit. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4519 This is all I need. No one minds that I go bottomless. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4520 Is there a BOGO sale on pants right now? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4521 I want to stand out from the herd. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4522 I hang back 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4523 What do you think about this for the Met Gallop? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4524 ...and the farrier will be in for the trouser fitting? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4525 And there’s a discount for upper-wear purchases only . 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4526 Perfect! It will drive the Lapiths wild! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4527 Can your tailor add two more legs when he takes out the waist? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4528 I'm singing the National Anthem at next year's Kentucky Derby 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4529 ... no i don't require suspenders, i'm barn trained ... 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
4530 Do you think this is a little much? I'd hate to draw attention! 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
4531 I can get a sport coat but not a suit because your suits only have half enough legs. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4532 Now, what about pants? 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4533 The jacket fits perfectly. The pants will be a challenge. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4534 Do you have any four-legged pants or shall I continue to prance around bare-assed naked? 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4535 No pants. I'm all about formal on top, casual on bottom. How's my Windsor knot? 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4536 What do you have in a 4-legged 34 waist, 30 inseam? 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4537 I feel naked without a proper tie. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4538 The formality of the King's plate is getting out of hand 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4539 I don't think this tie matches my tail. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4540 Who are you? Where’s the usual guy? 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4541 Now that beats the Emperor’s new clothes. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4542 Do I look ready to strut my stuff now?!? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4543 It's quite handsome. I'll be the centaur of attraction. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4544 I’m look for a 4x4 XL and yes my chest is 44R 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4545 I’m the centaur of the fashion world! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4546 And obviously I’ll need two pairs of saddle-leather spats. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4547 I have no idea what dressage means. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4548 It seems unfair to charge extra for this fitting—if it’s more ass than the tailor is used to, just say that. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4549 The wedding is in three days. When will the trousers be ready? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4550 Thank you, Henry. I may be a horses ass, but thanks to you, I'm the best-dressed horses ass in the Senate! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4551 Does it make my ass look fat? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4552 Does this suit make my butt look fat? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4553 So what kind of shoes goes with this? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4554 This is great. And I want the free pant alterations..... 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4555 I like the suit, but can I get a second pair of pants? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4556 Instead of the pants, can I get an extra jacket? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4557 I agree, the suit looks excellent but do you have a blacksmith on staff? I am in need of two pairs of shoes. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4558 My wife wears the pants in the family. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4559 This is fine. Now the trousers: 36 by 70 by 70. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4560 Your other half was here earlier, but she left when I asked 'why the long face?' 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4561 The event requires semi-formal attire.” -Iam Captino, Northwest Lebanon, Kansa 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4562 a pair of pants, sir? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4563 You know, it’s just so hard to find dress pants in my size. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4564 I’m tired of looking like a horse’s ass. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4565 Your two pair of pants will come in Extra Furlong. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4566 Maybe tails wasn’t such a good idea. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4567 I'll give the pants to my buddy, Anubis. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4568 Can you recommend a shoe store? 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4569 I feel like such a horse’s ass (arse) whenever I get dressed up.” 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4570 I'll take it. What do you have in Formal Wear? 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4571 But sir, you asked for tails. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4572 The jacket fit is fine. My real concern is the alterations to the trousers. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4573 Please give the bottoms to my friend Ipotanes who will be here soon. Thank you. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4574 Dare I say, this behooves me well 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4575 At this meeting, I'd like to be the centaur of attention. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4576 Do you have the tie pattern in a matching saddle blanket? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4577 Yours comes with pants. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
4578 Very nice, but houndstooth makes me want to chase something. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
4579 Thank Zeus for body variety. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4580 I'm competing against a lot of other candidates for the job, but you can bet I'll whinny! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4581 You're staring. Is my Windsor not straight? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4582 I'm playing King Richard III and need to add more drama to my line without looking too horsey 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4583 I'd rather skip the pants. What do you think? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4584 This looks good...now what about the trousers? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4585 Now try on the pants ? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4586 Does this tie match the saddle? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4587 Looks good, does it come with two pair of pants? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4588 Let’s keep the pants for the jockey. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4589 what say you, shall we take it for a test ride? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4590 That’ll depend on how you identify yourself” 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4591 Lucky it comes with two pairs of pants! 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4592 Would you also do half-off on shoes? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4593 Nolo contendere. Something dysfunctions on my caption attempts. "I still nee to cover my ass." 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4594 It's a nice jacket, but I was thinking of something with a more classical style. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4595 Is it that obvious that Polo Ralph Lauren is my favorite brand? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4596 The trousers might need a little extra room in the seat. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4597 This is perfect. Now when will the pants be ready? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4598 Does it make me look like a gelding? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4599 The dress code is 19th centaury formal. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4600 Does the tux match my tail? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4601 I'm a horse of a different color 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4602 I like the jacket but the vest is a breed unto itself. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4603 It'll ride down with wear. Right? 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4604 . . . but does it match the color of my tail? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4605 I feel like a bit of an ass in this getup. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4606 The vest keeps my tie in place while I graze. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4607 Do you want to measure me now for the pants?” 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4608 The tie bespeaks Business Class, but the bottoms scream Cargo Hold! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4609 For the trousers, show me something in a horsehair. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4610 There will be no horsing around tonight. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4611 Customer: "Would it be possible to get a discount on this suit?" Salesmen: "Sure how much of a discount do you want on the suit?" Customer: "Half off" 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4612 Might you have this size in a tail coat? 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4613 Any suggestions about shoes?" 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4614 Does this suit include two pair of pants? 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4615 The coat fits, but I think we'll have to get the pants tailored... 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4616 Just the codpiece,thanks. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4617 You don’t want the color of the blazer to clash with your coat 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4618 what do you have in a one size fits all? 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4619 Wow, this tie really brings out my masculine side! 1.1034 0.04336 87 81 3 3
4620 Not bad,now let 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4621 I'll have two pairs of trousers, please 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4622 Haaaaaaay… 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
4623 No sir, I am not interested in a blazer. What do you take me for, an ass 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
4624 But does it go with my tail? 1.1031 0.04009 97 90 4 3
4625 For everyone's safety, please be gentle and try not to frighten me when taking the remainder of my measurements. Thank you. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4626 I’ll take both. Just don’t tell Susan. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4627 I’d like to try a smaller horse collar. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4628 Well, that's OK ... I don't regard "dress horse" to be a pejorative. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4629 Honestly, does this make me look fat? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4630 Do you have any tailcoats? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4631 The invitation says white tie and ... 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4632 I suggest a single vent. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4633 The guy in back would like a bathroom break. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4634 I'm not used to wearing a plain black tie, but I tell you what, my hoofs are tingling with the experience. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4635 I love the outfit’s look. Are alterations included? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4636 I think it looks pretty good on the horse's ass 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4637 And you say it comes with 2 pair of pants. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4638 The apocalypse will be televised 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4639 Do those pants still come in the easy-fit style? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4640 We come with tails. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4641 Very nice. Now could I see a matching saddle pad? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4642 Oh, you meant 34 loooong. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4643 Do you think it a bit too unicorny? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4644 Okay, so this tie calls attention from my private parts? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4645 Does this make me look like a gentleman farmer? 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
4646 A bespoke fit, made to your equest, sir. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4647 You don’t think I look like a horses ass in this suit… do you? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4648 What do you have in the way of shoes? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4649 Thank you for your help W..i..l..b..e..r 1.1029 0.05192 68 64 1 3
4650 # “Don’t forget to tailor the back legs on my pants to accommodate my massive thighs.” 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4651 The pants are a little tight in the crotch. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4652 I'll want two pairs of pants." 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4653 Do you have A Testoni? I suppose Dolce and Gabbana might do. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4654 I normally dressage to the left . 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4655 Do the trousers have four legs? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4656 I am fortunate I am not a centipede. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4657 Do you really think I need pants with this coat and tie? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4658 Sorry, we only sell jackets. You'll have to go commando.. 1.1026 0.04684 78 73 2 3
4659 Do you have this suit with an extra pair of pants? 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4660 I shall require an extra pair of pants 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4661 Can I get two sets of trousers? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4662 Do you have anything that makes me look like less of a jackass? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4663 So this would be appropriate for a rodeo? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4664 ...and this comes with two pair of pants? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4665 A well-fitted suit? Now that's mythical! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4666 It's about time we updated the look of my ancestors 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4667 Let's try it with a bow tie. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4668 Is this really what they're wearing in Athens? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4669 Does this match my hooves? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4670 No horsing around, this looks sharp 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4671 Does this tie make my legs look skinny? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4672 It’s so hard to find a tailor that measures in hands these days! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4673 ... And you said this jacket comes with two pairs of pants, right? 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4674 I know I am just a creature of your imagination, but... do I have to walk along naked? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4675 I don’t show up in your mirrors because I’m also a vampire. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4676 Sir... It's not enough that just the collar and cuffs match. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4677 A bolo tie would work better for me. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4678 Do you have a match for my tail? 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4679 I am 6 to 1 at Belmont. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4680 Does the jacket come in fur? 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4681 The party's theme is Return to Centaur and I want to look the part. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4682 Do you have something more outdoorsy? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4683 I simply avoid that conundrum by wearing shorts. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4684 In this suit, I feel like a thoroughbred. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
4685 This jackets ok but what about pants 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4686 The jacket seems to fit fine. And I’ll need two pair of pants. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4687 I love the coat. How long will it take to have the pants altered? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4688 I'll need a pair with the fly in the back. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4689 It fits alright but in sticks out a little in the back. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4690 I should get a discount as I don't need trousers! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4691 What do you have in the way of a tuxedo 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4692 I prefer the bow tie in my tail. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4693 I'm afraid this one will clash with my bridle. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
4694 Would this tie match golden horseshoes? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4695 Can you find me the suitable pants please? 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
4696 How dare you accuse me of horsing around 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
4697 In this establishment we put our pants on one leg at a time 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
4698 Well, I was expecting half price. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4699 The tie's not right. Do you have one in lariat polyester? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4700 I’d like the second pair of trousers dressed just to the left. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4701 If you are born a cloths horse, you have to dress lie one 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4702 Does sir dress himself to the front or to the back? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4703 Now I just need some shoes. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4704 Buy one,get one pair free on the pants? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4705 perfect, and now for a saddle... 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4706 I’m starting to feel like 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4707 You're sure that this is what the well-groomed centaur is wearing? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4708 I assume it's half price because pants are not required. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4709 I could take you for a ride around the block in exchange for no charge on the suit pants! 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4710 Is it true that you provide free alterations? 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4711 It's only fitting; as I was told I have a horse face 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4712 Do these pants make my ass look big? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4713 Now, a pair of four-legged trousers and I'll be all set. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4714 Breathable and classy, you are the best tail-or in town. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
4715 Excellent choice,sir. Unfortunately the trousers are taking a little longer than usual, without a previous pattern. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
4716 Do I look like a thoroughbred? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4717 Its for Ascot 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4718 Is this the right coat for a colt? 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4719 Indecent exposure my ass. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4720 Sorry, but the silver horseshoes you want are on backorder. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4721 It’s true, I get lots of compliments about my coat. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4722 'No. Wrap 'em up. My friend the Minotaur will have them.' 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4723 I never saw myself as bridle. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4724 Does this include two pairs of trousers? 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4725 ‘I never wear bottoms, just prefer to go natural in my rear parts.’ 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4726 Oh Sir, that outfit is from a centaury ago! 1.1011 0.03929 89 82 5 2
4727 I'm quite popular in Tijuana you know! 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4728 That suit's got legs. 1.1011 0.03929 89 82 5 2
4729 My girlfriend told me to stop horsing around and get well groomed. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4730 I’m going Commando below the waste. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4731 I’ll need the pants let out. 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
4732 Just donate the pants to the needy. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4733 Nothing off the rack, but my pants may be quartered. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4734 Rather dashing, you say? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4735 I was thinking something in horsehair 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4736 I’m not sure—- the inseam feels a little iffy. 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
4737 Dare I ask if you have a matching saddle? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4738 Is it a bit much for the Met? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4739 Are you trying to take me for a ride? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4740 Yes, I am the groom. But I'm asking you where I can *get* groomed. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4741 I’m looking for a dress blazer that will not exaggerate my horse’s behind. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4742 What do you think, tails or no? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4743 My wife won't like it. She's a harpy. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4744 Hay! I’m going to be the centaur of attention in these duds! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4745 The jacket fits perfectly but I couldn’t even get the pants on. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4746 My wife said my old suit made me look like a horse's ass. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4747 Are you sure this is the appropriate attire for the big race? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4748 That looks fine. We will have to make some adjustments for the pants, however. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4749 The jacket fits well, but will I be able to get into a proper fitting pair of pants. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4750 Sir, may I steer you to the correct department? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4751 How about you give me a second pair of pants for half price?! 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4752 And I understand the suit comes with two pairs of pants? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4753 Actually, I'll need four pairs of pants. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4754 Could I see the jacket in a Saddle Brown? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4755 Do you have a horse hair coat? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4756 Do you have anything in a nice horsehair? 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4757 I don’t want to be the centaur of attention, so I’ll need a suit with two pair of pants. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4758 The zipper could be a problem, but otherwise, great work! 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4759 A Centaur for your thoughts 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4760 L-shaped? Five things you should never wear. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4761 I'm going off at 3:1 she'll go through with it. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4762 But if I go all striped, it will be a whole new me! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4763 Correct. Trousers aren’t necessary. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4764 …and now for some shoes. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4765 Are you sure it comes with two pairs of pants? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4766 You know I need a 4 legged suit. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4767 I dress left-rear. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4768 I hope there isn't going to be any wine at the reception. 1.1000 0.05046 70 66 1 3
4769 You’ll be the most impressive centaur on Capital Hill! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4770 I'm looking for something to draw attention upward. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4771 I’m all set on the overcoat, my cousin is giving me the mohair off his own back. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4772 Who says clothes make the man? 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
4773 Thanks for the offer to do custom tailoring, but the Mare likes me aux naturale 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4774 Yes, I attended the coronation, as a cousin to the Late Queen and a breeding misadventure 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4775 It fits like a glove. I’ll be trotting along now. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4776 Sure, I like the vest, but isn't it part of a three-piece? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4777 If you don't mind, I'd like to Chiron another. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4778 I'm just not sure what's in style this year. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4779 Yeah, we're basically the mullets of the animal kingdom. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4780 I've told you Sir, we don't do 'tail'oring here. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4781 It makes my butt look big, doesn't it? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4782 This one makes me look like less of a horse's ass. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4783 Why on earth is it only a 30% off discount for just the jacket? 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4784 I'm not quite sure how to put on the pants. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4785 People always ask me for its size all day, every day. I always have to remind them that i am not hiding it or anything, they can just go ahead and see it. I don't mind I, I actually like when people look at it. It gives me a sort of pleasure. I even post pictures of it on the internet. After all, I am proud of my miniature train collection. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4786 Can I show you something more study? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4787 No no no, I said horse CROPPED 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4788 .... It's a shame. That suit comes with two pairs of pants. I guess we could fit you but it would be extra 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4789 i love it and can you now fetch 2 pairs of pants 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4790 This is certainly a horse of a different collar. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4791 Can you give me two pairs of trousers with this? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4792 I’ve never been a fan of suspenders anyway. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4793 I said sartorial, not centaurial. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4794 Of course, I'll need to be measured for two pairs of trousers. 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4795 Sir, I’m happy to inform you that this coat purchase comes with a bonus of two pair of pants! C. Tom Howes 507 Valley Road Havertown, pa 19083 1.0989 0.03845 91 84 5 2
4796 I’m not sure we carry that large of wide-legged pants 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4797 I thought the suit came with two pair of slacks. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4798 Regular pants? Are you being satyracal? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4799 I’ll pass on the pants, but some new shoes may be in order. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4800 When I finish the 5th race at Aquaduct I'll pay for both pairs of pants. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4801 What are you even doing in the 99 Centaur Store? 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4802 Half-Windsor seems appropriate. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4803 Do you recommend boots or dress shoes to match this tie? 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4804 I heard horses receive half-off? 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4805 I think I want to go with the other tie. This one is making me feel a little hoarse. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4806 “ Perfect now I’m ready to kick some butt.” 1.0986 0.04977 71 67 1 3
4807 Can I get this tie to match my tail ? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4808 Is this tie enough to make me stand out? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4809 I never thought I would find a good suit again after Centaur's Warehouse closed. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4810 The event is on a cruise ship. I asked for my seas legs, not Seabiscuit legs. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4811 Tell me the truth -- does wearing a tie and a vest in 2023 give away that I'm not real? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4812 Does it make me look horsey? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4813 What do you have in four legs and a long back? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4814 I'll take it. You are the only store in town that will fit a Centaur. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4815 I won't be needing the trousers, but I'd like to see some matching harnesses. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4816 Do you have a matching saddle? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4817 If I have to make an ass of myself, at least I want to look good. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4818 Another excellent choice; it's all Greek to me. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
4819 What do you have in tailcoats? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4820 Great. Now let’s look at those pantses. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4821 Can I get this suit coat for half price if I don’t buy the pants? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4822 I'm going on strike with the writers even though I'm a stunt double. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4823 I'm no longer horsing around; I've got style! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4824 Will the pants be altered by Saturday noon? I'm wooing Hippodamia and I'm to meet her father. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4825 this tie doesn't match my hoofs 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4826 I like the fit of the jacket but the inseam on the trousers needs to be about 7 hands. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
4827 I'll take it! But can you throw in a pair of stirrups? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4828 Make sure you tailor a hole into the back of the pants and I'll be good to go. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4829 I have this recurring dream that I leave the house without my pants. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4830 I’m known for my inseams. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4831 Do you have something in horsehair? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4832 Be honest, do I look like a ninny sans pants” 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4833 I think I might win this race! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4834 Sir. Please makeup your mind and quit horsing around! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4835 I only wear 100% camel hair 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
4836 Are you positive this is suitable for a LinkedIn headshot? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4837 Class Convergence 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4838 Would non-matching pants be too tacky? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4839 I assume I can get the pants in sorrel? 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
4840 Fits great, but does it make me look like an ass? 1.0978 0.04107 92 86 3 3
4841 And the tailor modifications for the pants are free, right? 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
4842 Not bad for a horse's ascot. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4843 Can you pull a plow in this collar? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4844 Do you think the striped vest makes me look like the horses’ ass? 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4845 Can I get them them in Bell Bottoms? 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
4846 Just the top coat. I've got the tail handled. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4847 I assume there is no extra charge for a second pair of pants? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4848 Excuse me sir,does this suit come with two pair of trousers? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4849 I would like for the pants to break just over the hoof. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4850 Morning coat is perfect as I don't do evenings... 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4851 Do you have the slacks in a 34x30x30? 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4852 Yes,as a matter of fact I would like two pairs of pants. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
4853 That's odd. Well, if you don't have trousers, what about spats? 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
4854 Am guessing pants are going to be a challenge ! 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4855 The pants 👖 don’t fit. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4856 As I do yoga, is there a stretch material you could use but in pinstripes? 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4857 I love the tie but I’ve been having soon trouble finding the right pants… 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
4858 I'll take it! Can you reach my wallet for me? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4859 Does this suit make my ass look fat? 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
4860 Could you check in the back for a four legged pant with a tail hole? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4861 Be honest, does this tie make me look like an ass? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4862 I’m going to send in the tailor to make the required adjustments to the pants. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4863 The tie feels like fine horsehair and with these custom-made shoes I can beat the subway to work. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4864 I don’t think I’ll need to try on the pants, no. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4865 Does this tie make me look like I have a long neck? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4866 Evolution 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4867 Where do you keep the suit separates? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4868 Where are the trousers for this suit? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4869 Lucky for you the pants are buy one get one free this week. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4870 Be honest. Do I look like an ass? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4871 Off the rack is fine. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4872 A penny for your thoughts," said the CENTaur to the Sartor's salesman 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4873 Perfect. And there are two pairs of trousers? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4874 Nay, I think the first one fit better. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4875 The coat is always easy. It's the trousers that are tough to fit. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4876 This is neigh good! I prefer a jumper 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4877 Please show me trousers from the two for the price of one rack. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4878 I’m looking for understated 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4879 Fits great, but something's missing. What can you show me in the way of shin wraps? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4880 Its going well sir 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4881 The jacket's nice, but how long did you say it would take to custom make the pants? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4882 Is there a pantless discount? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4883 And will you be wanting a third pair of trousers? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4884 Does this jacket make my ass look big? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4885 I like how the tie contrasts with my tail...a new take on a classic Greek design 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4886 Can I get it half off? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4887 Horse of a different color, they say 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4888 Sir, I will need 2 pairs of pants please. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4889 Does this effectively hide my thunder? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4890 HE STANK 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4891 It just screams ‘this workhorse isn’t here to horseplay’. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4892 Ahem, sorry, I'm just a little bit hoarse today. 1.0964 0.04062 83 77 4 2
4893 I kick, so a coordinating red bow on my tail would complete the look and send the necessary message. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4894 What do you think? I don’t want to look like a clothes horse. 1.0964 0.04062 83 77 4 2
4895 Is this too casual for hoof links? 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4896 Now for the trousers, I'm thinking something from the Kim Kardashian collection. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4897 I recommend wide leg trousers to match, sir. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4898 My wide thinks I look like a real stallion in this. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4899 I'm sure they all look different off webcam too. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4900 We are unable to accommodate requests for custom made suspenders at this time. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4901 This suit will look great at the Derby 1.0964 0.04062 83 77 4 2
4902 Is this a two-trouser model? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4903 Do you have any jackets in horse-hair? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4904 Now how would a horse wear pants? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4905 I need something for a bunch of funerals. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4906 Your ad said free alterations, how are the pants coming? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4907 I find coat and tail somewhat more elegant. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4908 Nice job on the jacket, but my inseam might be a bit more difficult. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4909 Would a centaur wear pants this way?”(extremely awkward 3-minute silence while the centaur gets out of the two-legged pants and into a four-legged pair) “Or this way? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4910 Thank you, but it wasn’t marked 1/2 off? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4911 I should only pay half price for the suits since I don't need the pants. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4912 Do you have the matching set pants to this? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4913 No, I’m not hirsute, I’m shopping for a horse suit! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4914 My tailor bill is through the roof. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4915 Perfect! Now the trousers. 1.0959 0.04843 73 69 1 3
4916 No sir, it doesn't make your bottom look big. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4917 I'll need a Spanish saddle and four Italian shoes as well. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4918 The pants may take a while longer. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4919 For pants, I wear a 15 hands. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4920 Yes, I'll the pants let out in the crotch. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4921 Do you think this makes me look too sartorially satyrical? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4922 I think that the other tie made a statement. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4923 Do you have this one in a four hoof slack ensemble? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4924 It comes with two pairs of trousers, sir. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4925 Good thing it isn’t a two piece 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4926 I call this look “Hybrid Work Horse.” 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4927 I love the fit but do you carry anything without leather? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4928 I, for one, welcome the hybrid work environment. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4929 Remote working allows me to get in touch with my horse spirit 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4930 This tie just won't stay in place, can you help me centaur it? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4931 I found this while passing through your wardrobe. 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
4932 What are the odds that this suit also comes with a Kentucky Derby? 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4933 Is this too dressy for the paddock 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4934 The classical dilemma—wither strap or Windsor?” 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4935 Unless the bottoms have an auto-groom function, I think I'll go stag. 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
4936 You don’t know how hard it’s been to find a Big and Tall Sagittarius shop. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4937 I'm bored with the ballgown skirts- any suggestions? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4938 I think a bolo tie might be the right look for you. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4939 The third pair are the extra. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4940 In this case, I claim a bit of equestrian advantage. 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
4941 Think you can let it out in the ass just a little bit? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4942 Do you sell Kentucky Derbies? 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4943 My better nature believes it is beneath me in asking for a little latitude. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4944 I won’t need trousers where I’m going. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4945 Is this what they're wearing for steeplechase? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4946 I trust it comes with two trousers and a pair of braces. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4947 Are you sure this time my date won't run off saying she's too two legged to be horsing around with me? 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4948 Excellent, sir. And will we be needing one pair of suit pants or two? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4949 The real test will be whether the pants fit. 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
4950 Do you think this one matches my shoes? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4951 No need. I only wear this for teleconferencing anyway. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4952 That jacket really makes you look like a stud. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4953 Nowadays, presentation is everything. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4954 No need for pants, thanks. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4955 My dad was a lonely Shepherd. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4956 Now if my wife's chaps are cordovan - do you think this tie is too much? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4957 I like it, but I prefer the one with tails. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4958 The jacket fits great. But, do you have any pants? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4959 Maybe a saddle to match, which could mythologize the whole thing. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4960 Me? I don’t need to wear pants. We as a society have decided that this is socially acceptable 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4961 What's the no pants price for this suit? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4962 Do you have saddle to match my tie? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4963 And this time, please make sure that the cuff breaks cleanly at the hoof and the pants don't ride up at the crotch when I gallop down the aisle. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4964 Of course, it never hurts to cater to the carriage trade. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4965 So, did you not like the pants I found? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4966 I will require two pair of pants and one saddle 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4967 Do you have something less flashy? I don’t want to be the centaur of attention. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4968 It’s Taylor’s world and we are just living in it 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4969 I need an inclusive bottom too. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4970 The jacket fits off-the-rack, the pants will *ahem* require some tailoring. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4971 You’ll be pleased to know this suit is half-off 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4972 Say—sharp enough for lunch at the Waldorf? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
4973 Okay, so how do YOU think the pants should be worn? 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4974 They say "Clothes make the Centaur" 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4975 And what do you have in the way of shoes? 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4976 Oh, I'm certain our tailor can whip you up something in no time." 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4977 But I don't need a three piece suit. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4978 Would a cumberbund be too much? 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4979 The jacket fits fine. What do you have in trouser separates for running in the Derby, Preakness and Belmont? 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4980 As soon as I heard about your sale I hoofed on over. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4981 Is it gauche for the tie not to match the tail? 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4982 It’s absolutely satyrial…er…I mean centaurial. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
4983 The invite said tie and tails, so this was a no-brainer 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
4984 Do you provide alterations? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
4985 Two pairs of pants,of course! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
4986 Can I bring you horseshoes in a different size? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
4987 Do you think the tie goes with the shoes? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
4988 I dress left, right, and especially center. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
4989 I’m thinking maybe thigh high boots. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
4990 Do you dress to the left or the ri-, oh, well never mind then 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
4991 The tie is great. It’s the vest that makes me look like a horse’s ass. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
4992 I’m “horsing around” a new dress code ! cdoylespeak@aol.com (Chip Stout Charlotte, NC) 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
4993 Do you have this in chestnut? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
4994 Where is my reflection? Am I not real? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
4995 Do you think the Half Windsor knot will pass muster? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
4996 I'm going to wear this to a fancy ball and then TAKE A GIANT SHIT ON THE FLOOR. I'M HALF HORSE! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
4997 What kind of mirror is this, anyway? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
4998 No need, thanks. She DEFINITELY wears the pants in this family. And the boots as well, if you know what I mean. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
4999 Clothes horse? To that, I'd say 'Neigh.' 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5000 Do you have a matching diaper? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5001 The two pairs of pants, I can get separate tailoring on each for free?" 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5002 I dress to the left. And the right. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5003 Do you have any suits that come with two pairs of pants? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5004 It doesn't really cover my package but maybe that's a good thing. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5005 I'd like the buy one pants get one free deal. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5006 The jacket is fine, but I'm not so sure about the pants. 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
5007 Perfect. I'd like to try you 4-legged trousers now. 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
5008 Too much for the Preakness? 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
5009 Nice, but the trousers are everything. 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
5010 I like it but I need to check with my better half. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5011 Pants or no pants? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5012 The jacket fits fine, but . . . 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5013 Pants not needed. They’ll only see me from the waist up. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5014 The tie just makes the outfit, don’t you think? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5015 Yes, two pair of pants 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5016 I need something a little more informal. Do you carry any half-inch double-tie cotton ropes? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5017 I like the fit! Now, I need matching pants in a size 168 by 48 and four shoes; I'm an HSsmall. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5018 Now, let’s take a look at the slacks. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5019 Sure, I’ll take the second pair of pants. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5020 I used to do dressage, but now I just dress. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5021 Do you think the trousers will need tailoring? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5022 This is nice and then I need thirty-six waist and thirty-four and thirty-two inch inseams. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5023 This doesn't make me look like an ass, does it? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5024 I assume 120x30x30 pants are a special order. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5025 T he jacket looks fine. Our farrier will check with you for the trouser fittings. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5026 This will be perfect for horsing around when I’m on Zoom. 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
5027 The Windsor knot, you see, distracts the people from my nakedness. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5028 I'm on the fast track to success." 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5029 Do these vertical stripes make me look hippy? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5030 What about my shoe, are you having any luck? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5031 I prefer this mohair jacket over the horse hair one. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5032 This will be my running of the roses attire at the turf club tonight so does this jacket come in either chestnut or roan? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5033 Do you think my beard will shock them? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5034 I never like to look at myself in these wardrobe mirrors, I fixate on my ass. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5035 Dressed to the neighnes 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5036 Florida now says I have to cover it at shows. Please let out the back and as you can see, I dress to the right flank. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5037 Have you a top hat to match my tail? 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5038 Yes, I think this is just the thing for Ascot. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5039 And the suit comes with two pair of matching pants? 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5040 How's your shoe selection? 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
5041 sorry about the dressing room... do you have a shovel. 1.0930 0.03924 86 80 4 2
5042 And the sale price is half off? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5043 Does this make me look too horsey? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5044 Your mirrors don't work. Also I'm a centaur, not a horse's a** 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5045 It's the Dionysus Gala and I'm going with a more tamed look. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5046 I like to watch myself gavotte. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5047 No more "one trick pony "jokes , I 'd say! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5048 and no other cuts for a horse of course 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5049 Sir, I believe you need to go to the stable republic. This is an banana republic, we only serve monkeys. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5050 "Can I trust you not to talk about me at the annual convention?" 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5051 Na--ties are out these days. I prefer the bridle you tried on before! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5052 I'll trot on over to my girlfriend's house and see what she thinks. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5053 Yes. The tailcoat suits you. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5054 Is this tie a distraction? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5055 Now try out the pants 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5056 After two years of unemployment, I’m finally ready to get back in the saddle. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5057 I love the suit, but the pants are going to need some alterations. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5058 I’ll also need two pairs of formal hooves. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5059 Do you think this clashes with my hooves? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5060 i thought the ad said 'and 2 pair of pants'? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5061 Please emroider "Jack Ruby" on the pants. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5062 Yes. Now I’m my true self. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5063 This is fine. Now can we look at shoes? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5064 What do you mean the pants will cost extra? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5065 Do you think everything will stay in place once I gallop? 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5066 Do you have a two suit pants option? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5067 The jacket is great, but can you tailor the pants? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5068 What do you mean you don't have pants that will match? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5069 I do not need tails 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5070 My last relationship was a total night-mare. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5071 I'd like to try on the four legged pants 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5072 A perfect fit, and the pants will only need minor alterations. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5073 This is fine, how about pants that match? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5074 The only challenge is matching shoes. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5075 It looked better in the cheval glass. 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5076 I hope my feedbag will fit over this Windsor knot. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5077 Oh, fuck! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5078 I like the jacket and don't need the pants. So, it is a deal for half price? 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5079 I’ve never minded the dressage, it’s the wine after that gets me. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5080 I want to be overdressed to kill. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5081 Assumptions make an ass out of you and me 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5082 is this suit too flashy? i don't want to be the centaur of attention." "nay, sir. it matches your coat perfectly 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5083 Do you like the vest better this way, or on the horse chest? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5084 Be honest. Do I have grass in my teeth? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5085 Yes, these accoutrements will do nicely. I shan't, of course, be needing the trousers. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
5086 What size pants should I get you? 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5087 And you're sure this Windsor knot doesn't make me look like a horse's ass? 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5088 I do say sir, so sorry about the accident in the change room 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
5089 I’m all business up top with a party of four on the bottom! 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
5090 do you have any thing that a horse shape size xxl 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5091 Do you think this will go well with my bride-to-be? She's a hummingbird. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5092 I get tired of not being able to buy a full suit, since I wear different sizes top and bottom. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5093 Can I get the jacket with four shoes? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5094 Does this tie go with my hooves? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5095 And you’re sure this is the right outfit for the bridle ceremony? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5096 I would prefer that the tails go on the trousers. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5097 And no for the pants. Which inseam do you favor? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5098 Now just get you nails done and you will be the hit of the party! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5099 I will no longer look like a horse's ass." "Until you walk away." "What's that?... 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5100 Do you think my jockey will like it? 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5101 This? Can't you tell I'm a Clothes Horse? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5102 Make sure the camera only gets me from the waist up when I do the news. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5103 I am not sure if this top matches the bottom... 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5104 Now they'll stop asking me if I'm a Sagittarius! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5105 No worries, the suit comes with two pairs of slacks. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5106 Even if she’s not a virgin, she’ll feel like one tonight 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5107 I think a roan boutonnière would complete the ensemble. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5108 Half man, half Windsor. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5109 Love the coat, but why should I have to pay extra for pants? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5110 Yeah,I just so often have to buy as separates. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5111 I'll also need a tuxedo for the upcoming Derby. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5112 I assume the jacket comes with two pairs of pants. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5113 You should see what my father's wearing. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5114 Does this sports coat make my heinie look big? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5115 By any chance, does this come in neigh-vy blue? 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5116 The Sporting Goods Department has a great selection of horseshoes. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5117 Do you have a suit that comes with two pairs of pants? 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5118 Be honest! Do I look more like a sartorial centaur or a satirical cynosure? 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5119 I like the coat and tie. I have my own shoes. The trousers are going to be a challenge though. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5120 I want to be known as a 'sartor'. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5121 I'd like to get a pair of shoes to match my coat, please. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5122 By the way, your bathroom might need some renovation. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5123 so, in China— hold on now, i swear this isn’t racist— in China, the toddlers don’t wear diapers. instead, they got these pants with buttflaps so they can poop wherever. in a park, side of the road, wherever. can we do that, but for my huge horsecock? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5124 My father taught me the centaur knot. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5125 Nice ... But I want a look that's, you know, a bit more 'manly'. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5126 ... and this is how you pick your colours when you are a winter on the top and an autumn on the bottom. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5127 And what do you have for shoes? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5128 I love how it draws the eyes upwards. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5129 Unfortunately, the pants were a little tight 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5130 I haven't seen you in so long,how are you? 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
5131 I'm not sure, do you have something with a sportier look? Maybe something with a polo collar? 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
5132 Perfect for your polo match, sir. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5133 What shoes would your blacksmith recommend with this? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5134 Rather than trousers, could I have a vest? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5135 I'm thinking half an octopus suit for the trousers. 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
5136 Of course, you needn't ask on which side I 'dress'. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5137 Something more formal, I always wear tails. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5138 You look chic chic. 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
5139 I need more colorful cover for the Preakness, please. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5140 Remember, I don’t want to look like an ass. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5141 I was a bit naaay at first, but I’m feeling the vest. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5142 This is going to be so much cheaper than my fiancée's gown. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5143 Black or Silver Shoes 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5144 Do have one that doesn't stain? I'm afraid I'll spill oats on this one too. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5145 I like it, but I was thinking more Seabiscuit and less Jason and the Argonauts. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5146 I can’t apologise enough. I’m aware that saying Minotaur is like assuming you are Canadian. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5147 Why is there an upcharge for the trousers? 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5148 You are the Epitome of Satyrial Splendor 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5149 If the collar is too tight, I get a bit hoarse. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5150 I will also need a pair of horse riding breeches. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5151 You look very dashing, sir. I'm sure you'll be the centaur of attention. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5152 Do you have a tie that would go better with my tail? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5153 A suit coat or Sport coat is obviously out of the question. I need a blazer that is solidly bright and dynamic! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5154 Now I’d like to see some slacks for my half-sister. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5155 Much better. One tail is enough. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5156 We have some very nice togas if you'd be interested 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5157 Does the tie complete the ensemble appropriately? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5158 We have to charge more to alter the legs of course. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5159 Yes, I’ve won several jousts in my day. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5160 Hold on your tie is off centaur 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5161 Know about it? Man, I *invented* the jacket and 2 pairs of pants combo 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5162 I have the perfect saddle for that jacket in the back! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5163 Let's see them call me a horse's ass wearing this … 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5164 I’ll need a groomer as well. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5165 Let’s try the mythic fit.” 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5166 Do you think this tie goes with my hooves? 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
5167 I'm a sartorial satyr. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5168 Do you think a bolo tie instead would complete my look? 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
5169 For me, pants makes no centaur. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5170 I agree, this does make me look slimmer. But, now, what are we going to do about this ass? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5171 What color hoof polish would you recommend? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5172 Do your pants have a mega elastic waste? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5173 And, do you have the trousers in my size? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5174 So far so good. Now let’s see a nice pair of four-legged trousers to go with it. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5175 Do you think I would look silly with an ascot? 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5176 It looks great! Now I'd like to try on some pants... 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5177 What do you think, black tie or tail? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5178 Does this jacket come with two pairs of pants? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5179 Do you have this in an athletic fit? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5180 It' for a dreadful wedding. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5181 This suit will help me find a stable job, for sure. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5182 Can you let out the pants... once a day, to run around the yard a bit? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5183 If this is the best you have in Centaur fashion I'm very disappointed. 1.0882 0.04559 68 64 2 2
5184 I like a shiney coat. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5185 Do you have any shoes that match the color of this tie? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5186 Hello there, partner. Ready to ride the savanna? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5187 How about 1/2 off… just asking 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5188 Does this come with a matching saddle? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5189 I assume the jacket comes with two pair of slacks. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5190 Do you have something in leather for my back? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5191 Of course, it must come with two sets of trousers” 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5192 I'll need shoes. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5193 And this one, you say, is half off? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5194 Can you check to see if the coat covers my rump? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5195 Does this come in goat? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5196 Does this tie complement my hooves? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5197 May I see the leather shoes? I have a BOGO family discount. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5198 Let’s see them call me a horse’s ass now 1.0882 0.04559 68 64 2 2
5199 May I try those shoes that your co workers are throwing? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5200 Have anything with lots of legroom? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5201 You, my good man, are a true contender for the Best Dressed Centaur Award at the Kentucky Derby, maybe even a Triple Crown winner" 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5202 This tie is too tight, it’s made me horse! 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5203 No but how's about a two jacket suit? 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5204 Forget the other jacket, this one is fine. But, you see the tie? I need something brighter, bolder, more colorful – or how will I compare with those schmucks in flashy trousers and shoes? 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5205 Doping, ponying up gambling debt’s, obese jockeys, yes I’m tying the knot with the daughter of a wealthy Minotaur. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5206 Do you have a complementary saddle? 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5207 I'd like to try on 2 pair of pants to go with the jacket. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5208 Good thing I didn't eat like a horse before this fitting. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5209 No, I think I'll go sans belt, sir. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5210 The interview is over Zoom. Why do you ask? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5211 It makes you look like an ass. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5212 They do say "Clothes make the man" don't they? 1.0870 0.04495 69 65 2 2
5213 Does it come with trousers? 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5214 Do I get a discount if I don't take the trousers? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5215 Does this make my butt look big ? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5216 Very sartorial for a satyr, sir 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5217 Now, I just need matching slacks, will that be a problem? 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5218 I need a suit that says, “I’m the Centaur of success.” 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5219 And this suit comes with an extra pair of pants, right? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5220 I'm looking to start a stable relationship 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5221 You say it makes me look like a horse 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5222 I said "Could I try this in blue?" Sorry, I'm a little horse today. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5223 Yes... 32" waist. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5224 Those opposed to me buying this tie, say nay. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5225 What color trousers do you recommend to go with this coat? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5226 The jacket fits nicely but you'll have to shorten all four pantlegs. 1.0870 0.04495 69 65 2 2
5227 Only one set of trousers? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5228 I’ll tell you right now, I dress center 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5229 Yes, I am going to need pants. Is that a problem? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5230 How does it look with this Honda Knot? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5231 It's on sale for half price... I'll take two 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5232 Do I look too out of character 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5233 Then, one morning, I woke up and accepted my quadruplism. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5234 Do you have this in horsehair? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5235 will this tie match those pants? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5236 I like to look good when I get stuck in tight corners. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5237 Do you have any like this with tails? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5238 The only thing mythical here is how slimming this cut is. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5239 My wife said I needed to quit horsing around and saddle up nice. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5240 Sir, you're ready for a Trojan War 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5241 Does it come with 2 pairs of slacks? 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5242 I hope the off-the-shelf pants fit great too! 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5243 I'm normally a jeans and t-shirt kind of creature 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5244 Perfect. I'm hard to fit in tails. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5245 Why the long face? 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5246 Perhaps,Sir,some gaiters for your hoofs? 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5247 Does this have. a horsehair interfacing? 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5248 I'm going as a horse of a different species. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5249 And we have shoes to go with it. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5250 I'll need a hat for the Fashion Derby. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5251 I think a more rust-colored tie will match the shoes better. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5252 No, with that tie I barely notice the horse bottom half. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5253 I don't like the bottoms 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5254 It's cheaper to buy this suit without the pants, right? 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5255 No matter how exquisitely I dress it can't make up for my bad habit of pooping on the floor. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5256 Great so far, but how are you going to get the pants to touch my shoes? 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5257 Just curious as to why you took my inside leg?” 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5258 On second thought, I think I’ll just stick with just the jacket. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5259 Actually, I'd like to make * you* a deal 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5260 Now I’ll need some matching shoes. 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
5261 don't worry, i wont ask for pants. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5262 I don't want to look too horsey. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5263 I assume that this suit comes with two pants? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5264 Yes, but does it make my ass look big? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5265 I'm just not sure about the pants. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5266 Even we Centaurs need to look dapper. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5267 Two pairs of size 6 and I'm off. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5268 I guess I misunderstood the "Buy One Get Half Off" concept. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5269 I find the vertical stripes on the vest slims my otherwise noticeable belly. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5270 I'll take the jacket, but never mind the pants. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5271 Now, for the matching slacks, can you steer me to the tacking room? 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
5272 I'm so glad you have a cheval mirror. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5273 This suit comes with two pairs of pants,right? 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
5274 This one's a 'Yea'. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5275 Actually, instead of this tie around my neck, I'd rather it be my feedbag. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5276 Does this outfit make me look like an ass? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5277 Isn't the three-piece suit a little too chic for an evening with a scale? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5278 Do you really think the suit maketh the centaur? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5279 Does this make my butt look annoying? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5280 Be honest, are these the right shoes? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5281 This is the best outfit I’ve found for these shoes. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5282 Is this suit okay for a wedding in Athens? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5283 Do you think this tie matches my tail? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5284 Wonderful…and your selection of belts? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5285 I refused to be that guy wearing two-legged pants at an afternoon wedding. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5286 I just need something that doesn't say " horse's ass." 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5287 I think an ascot and tail would look best.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5288 I like to eat rice cakes. 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
5289 …alterations on antlers is additional. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5290 The invitation said black Tai-shū but I was thinking more business on top and party at the back 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5291 So do you think I really need a Cummerbund with this outfit? I don’t want to look like an ass… 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5292 This will go well with my soon-to-be rainbow dyed tail! 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5293 i will need a pair of shoes 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5294 Does it come with matching pants? 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5295 I need new work clothes, my boss has been riding my butt all week 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5296 The jacket’s fine but I’m going to need two pairs of the trousers 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5297 It's buy one, and the second is hoof off 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5298 You wouldn’t happen to have a 2-for-1 sale on trouser, would ya? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5299 Would you prefer your legs cuffed or uncuffed? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5300 I will definitely need help with shoes. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5301 May I see the Derby? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5302 Now this one just makes me look like a horses ass 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5303 The derby is next week I want to look my best. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5304 Might I trouble you for a bale of alfalfa?" 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5305 Three-piece suits falling out of style is a myth. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5306 I should also mention that this week we are having a special sale on hind legs and tails. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5307 You don’t think it’s a bit too formal for the mating gala? 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
5308 And what do you have in the way of trousers? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5309 Skip the mirror; as both a vampire and a centaur, I just can’t see myself in this combination. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5310 The tie is fine, but the vest makes you look like a horse's ass! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5311 I take it you're going to horse around tonight? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5312 It's the annual commes des chevaux event. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5313 It'll be the ball of the centaury 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5314 Now she'll think I'm normal. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5315 My job? I'm a news 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5316 Are you sure? You-Know-Who really won't recognize me in this muggle attire? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5317 Don't want to beat a dead horse here but I just think I'm past my whole collar phase. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5318 Savile barn, did you say. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5319 I have trouble getting the knot in the Centaur. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5320 It's not really the fit of the jacket that I tend to have a problem with. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5321 Don't you think an ascot would be more my style? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5322 Do you think steel horseshoes would be a fashion faux pas? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5323 Okay. Now the shoes. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5324 We must place a special order for your pants sir. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5325 Not formal enough. What have you got in tails? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5326 Will hand-forged steel shoes go with this? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5327 I’ve tried other designers, but I always come back to Ralph Lauren. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5328 Your ad said, Cuff two, get two free. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5329 Do you have something with a sportier collar? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5330 Not too dressy is it? I don’t wan to look like a horse’s ass. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5331 For a fancy date with a mermaid. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5332 I thought this was the changing centaur. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5333 Did you just deadname me, you servile little bitch? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5334 Is this jacket made with real horsehair? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5335 No thanks. I always have the pants made in Hong Kong. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5336 It's perfect for my post-race Zoom call. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5337 When Serge, our Tailor is done, you're saddle will slide right on.. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5338 Saddle up to our dressing room/stable. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5339 Do you have any pants that DON'T look like centaur legs? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5340 Ok, but the tie isn’t lending much to the paradox. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5341 I get my fashion sense from my mother. But for my dad, let’s go with a bolo tie. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5342 Well, see, I don't need matching pants. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5343 Can't wait for Met Gallop! 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
5344 When you're hung like a horse, why wear trousers? 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5345 Well, off-the-rack is fine if you won't be horsing around..." 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5346 Does this tie make my horse's ass look fat? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5347 The centaur changing rooms are just to your right. And please have shoes, it's company policy. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5348 Good News! I found the last one in your size. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5349 I'll take it with 2 pair of pants. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5350 And do you think you have pants with four leg holes? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5351 Do I look like I would govern from the centaur? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5352 And how is the bespoke manure bag coming? 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5353 I would hate to be saddled with an out-of-fashion look! 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5354 I'm not sure this fits, could I see your stallion collection? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5355 Do you have any two-for-one deals on slacks? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5356 It’s all Greek to me. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5357 The jacket fits perfectly, but the pants need some alteration. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5358 Is there a discount for skipping the pants? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5359 Are there matching trousers 14 hands high? 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
5360 Well, she did say yes, but whcich end did she say yes to? 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5361 Does the vest make me look like an ass? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5362 Do you think the camel hair clashes? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5363 It's a bit tight at the neck. Have you anything that feels less like a halter? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5364 Can I substitute the vest for an extra pair of pants? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5365 Next size up? Of horse…um, of course, sir!” 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5366 I have a hard time buying pants off the rack because one leg is slightly longer than the others. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5367 I'll go ask the tailor how the pants are coming along 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5368 Do you have something that will hide I’m an ass? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5369 It's perfect. Now can you give me directions to the blacksmith, please. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5370 Does this tie come with a harness? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5371 Do you have something with an animal print? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5372 I know suit traditionalists complain. But separates really work for me. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5373 How does my ass look in these pants? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5374 Save the pants for his heavy breathing 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5375 Does this make me appear more human? 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5376 Do you think this jacket makes me look too studly? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5377 You said you wanted business in front, party in the back. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5378 Realizing that showing up pants-less to his daughter’s wedding was totally inappropriate, Phillip agreed to pay for all custom alterations. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5379 And, as usual, I'll need an extra pair of matching dress pants. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5380 Which do you think goes better with tails? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5381 I like the way it feels - but, truthfully, does it make my flanks look fat? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5382 Did I forget to tell you, I am a Sagittarius. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5383 There's a whole thread on Reddit about how I'm supposed to wear my pants 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5384 You'll definitely be the centaur of attention. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5385 Of course, I'll need four pairs of pants. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5386 My wife wears the pants so I'll buy those too. 1.0833 0.03865 84 79 3 2
5387 Now, would you like us to smith some shoes to go with your outfit? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5388 Were you able to find the matching trousers? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5389 I like the shorter length. It’s time my colleagues stop riding my coattails. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5390 It behooves me to sell this to you." 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
5391 Excuse me, I think your mirror is broken. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5392 ...and do you have any bowling shirts? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5393 THE JACKET IS FINE. I WILL ALSO NEED A MATCHING MOUNTING BLANKET. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5394 I'm afraid this jacket also gets a neigh, have you got any others you can show me? 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5395 For some reason, I have to keep clearing my throat. I'm a little bit hoarse today. 1.0824 0.03821 85 80 3 2
5396 And you thought dressing to the left would be the problem. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5397 Suits you, sir!" "Neigh! 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5398 Business up front; a classic style sir. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5399 Actually, because of inflation, I'm a dollartaur. . . but you can just call me Remy. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5400 Perfect! and thus keep one leg of the pants for my penis sheath. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5401 The jacket comes with two pair of pants, right? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5402 You you have one with a sightly short tail? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5403 Would a matching saddle finish the look ? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5404 Does this tie clash with my tail? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5405 Sagittarius, I presume. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5406 Can't beat the free alterations 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5407 Yes sir, all of suits come with two pair of pants. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5408 This tie doesn't match my tie. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5409 I love the tie; and I’m hoping that the matching socks might perhaps be "buy one pair, get a second pair free”. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5410 The jacket's fine but we're going to have to let the trousers out a bit. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5411 Do the stripes de-emphasize my rear? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5412 Sorry we don't carry matching trousers. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5413 Tails would be a little redundant,don 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5414 I feel like the striped waist coat is drawing too much attention. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5415 Are the jacket and tie clashing? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5416 Now this, this makes me feel like the king of the jungle. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5417 Are the pants ready? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5418 Do you think I need a 42 Regular, or 42 Long? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5419 What do you recommend for shoes? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5420 Is there a discount if I buy two pairs of pants? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5421 Might be a bit conservative for a bacchanal. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5422 Does this outfit make my rear end look big? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5423 But it’s the shoes that really make the outfit! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5424 I think this color clashes with my rump. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5425 I like this one. Can you do it with a centaur vent? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5426 Clothes make the man, but the horse is always the centaur of attention. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5427 The zipper keeps getting caught. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5428 I love the jacket, but the pants make my butt look big. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5429 Nice fit, but could you trim the tails? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5430 Can I get 25% off the second pair of pants? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5431 I hope it comes with two pairs of pants. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5432 Is it coat and tail, or tails? I can never remember. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5433 How are the pants coming? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5434 How many pairs of pants come with it? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5435 My sartorial dressage must include plaits for my tail. What do you have in stock? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5436 You think the collar's OK? I don't want to be saddled with something unfashionable. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5437 Percy Jackson said you make the best clothes. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5438 I hang on the left 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5439 Yeah we're splurging on an open trough. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5440 Nah, we don't really do pants. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5441 Do you have anything else? The pants just didn't work at all. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5442 Does the three-piece set include a saddle cover,or is that extra? Asking for a friend...who is me. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5443 Can you stop horsing around and get dressed? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5444 Do the stripes make me look ridiculous? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5445 Are you sure this has the ‘Wow Factor?’ I don’t want any critics thinkin’ I half-assed it. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5446 It’s the pants that are the hardest part. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5447 Now for the pants, do you have anything in my size? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5448 You know my wife’s a Leo and she’ll tear me a new one if I spend too much. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5449 Does this make my rear look fat 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5450 And now for the tricky part. Would you have trousers in my size? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5451 Why yes, sir, we are more than happy to tailor for the two-legged gentleman. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5452 'What side do I dress? Think about that for a while' 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5453 When you’re half-horse, but you still have to attend a fancy gala. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5454 It is not exactly what I had in mind for a new set of tails. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5455 The true professional will not bring up tails unless the customer does. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5456 I'm much happier with my genitals now" 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5457 The suit coat fits ok. The length of the pant’s legs is going to be an issue, though!!!’ 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5458 It's more difficult to tie correctly since my anatomical landmark got moved in the surgery 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5459 The trousers are always a problem. Carl Magill III, Thé Woodlands, Tx 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5460 My torso approves. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5461 I want to make a sartaurial impression. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5462 It keeps people from noticing that I’m also a vampire. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5463 I think the vest distracts beautifully from your enormous exposed genitals 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5464 Dressing up always makes me feel like a bit of a horses ass! 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5465 Perhaps you have the coat in roan? 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
5466 Your pants will be coming from the pet shop. 1.0805 0.03735 87 82 3 2
5467 You’re sure this doesn’t make me look like a horse’s ass? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5468 You don't think I'd look silly with three tails? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5469 Let´s now see a quartet of shoes, please. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5470 But does it make my butt look large? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5471 Does this makes my hips look big? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5472 Does this suit have two pairs of pants? Or I like it but it only has one pair of pants. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5473 You won’t forget the tail flap in the second pair, right? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5474 Does this blazer make my ass look big? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5475 I am afraid the pants are going to be extra Mr. Wick 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5476 I'm sure you get asked about this all the time, but how am I suppose to wear the pants? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5477 The jacket was no problem, but we are still making some adjustments to the pantses. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5478 May I order an extra pair of pants? Perhaps in a long rise? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5479 And I'd like to try two pairs of pants, please. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5480 I’m a horse-man! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5481 i am so lazy but I still have to go, that's how you spell a corporate slavery 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5482 Even if I'm not carrying my bow tonight, I'd like something to hit the target. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5483 I never considered whether I should wear pants on the front or back legs. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5484 So glad this suit came with two pairs of pants. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5485 I won’t be needing the trousers. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5486 Do you think it's too dressy for a roundup? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5487 I want something showy, but not too showy. Just something I can jump or prance in. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5488 It’s nice, but do you have it in a strawberry roan? 1.0794 0.04693 63 60 1 2
5489 I always have so much trouble finding things in my size. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5490 The Jacket looks great, I'm not sure about the vest, the stripes may attract the wrong type of Zebra! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5491 I must agree-Clothes DO make the centaur! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5492 The front looks great, but from the back I look like a horse's ass. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5493 I love the jacket, but you have to something about the pants alterations. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5494 Something that compliments my silhouette. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5495 Can I pay by Credit Card? Unfortunately my income is a little unstable at the moment. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5496 The charity gala is actually called “Horses for Corses, so I imagine you’ll suit everyone differently? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5497 I think the tie clashes with the shirt. what do you think?" " Honestly, Sir the tie is your biggest problem" 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5498 You always know what looks best without pants. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5499 The tie really makes my tail pop. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5500 Are the pants included in the deal? 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5501 I made a wreck in the bathroom, much like how your president has wrecked our economy. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5502 Could I try the centaur collar instead? 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5503 Could be worse, my predecessors had six legs. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5504 Stop horsing around. How does it really look? 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5505 I heard never brown after six is to be considered obsolete. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5506 The jacket fits fine, but you can keep the pants. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5507 If you can really get the pants altered by Friday, I will take it. 1.0789 0.04088 76 72 2 2
5508 I’m trying to emphasize my better side. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5509 I will require two pairs of pants with adjustable suspenders. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5510 Do have something that hides a “horse’s ass” 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5511 I’ll skip the matching saddle. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5512 Tell me, does this jacket make my ass look big? 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5513 I want it to say I identify as a “ho-man.” 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5514 Does it come in navy? 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5515 I suppose now you want to measure my inseam. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5516 True, I mostly go shirtless, but that can be awkward on a first date. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5517 Can you believe someone umm defecated in the dressing stall? You gift wrap? 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5518 I'm looking for something that says business in the front, horse in the back. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5519 I don't mean to nag, but the tie makes me a little hoarse. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5520 I’ll “take it”fine sir, now if you could be so kind and point me to the loo. I have to pee like a…well you know. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5521 Don't you have any trousers? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5522 Does this make my rear end look too large? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5523 So you know, the Polo and Jockey brands tend to make me look horse 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5524 The stripes make your face look longer 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5525 Yes Sir this suit does come with two pairs of pants. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5526 I like the jacket/cat combo; so what do you have for trousers? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5527 I don't suppose you'd have suitable pants? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5528 Gives a new meaning to tops and tails! 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5529 Why exactly do I have to pay double for the trousers? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5530 Formal attire always makes me feel like a horse's ass. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5531 It's a great suit, but any chance you can give me a deal on altering the pants? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5532 You can't see my reflection because I'm a vampire centaur. Hey, did I mention that I have a cousin who's half aardvark? I won't need the pants because I'm a gelding. Why does your badge say FBI? I love french tips on my hooves. Leggo my Feggo! Burp! 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
5533 I'll need an extra pair of slacks. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5534 I hope I dont look horseshit ! 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5535 Of course we'll need to see the farrier about new shoes. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5536 Sir, I must ask you to stop horsing around. 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
5537 So , the jacket comes with two pairs of pants? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5538 I'll take the suit without the pants. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5539 Looks great! Now, the trousers. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5540 Does the tie clash with my hooves? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5541 Yes indeed, I am a little hoarse. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5542 Contrary to appearances, I was not raised in a barn. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5543 This is a two-pants suit, right? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5544 I can’t wait to attend the astrological signs conference this year. It’s been over a decade since anyone really cared about us 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5545 I'll need some tailoring on the pants. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5546 Four legged trousers make me look fat and dated, like I never dated myself, like when that blowhard, Saturn couldn’t get enough rings. Now there was a guy who could wear enough bling to choke a horse! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5547 May I suggest a tasteful sarong perhaps? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5548 Can I get two pairs of pants to match? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5549 You’re right, the coat does make the centaur. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5550 As a psychiatrist, I need to appear Stable 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5551 Loud sounds and sudden movements tend to startle me, and, well, long story short: I might have kicked a child to death in the dressing room. Sorry about that. And, hey, you were right; I'm a 48 long now. Guess I got to hit the old gym again. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5552 Which tie do you think looks beast? 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5553 Facial rejuvenation! New threads! No more long face for me! I’m going viral!” 1.0769 0.03985 78 74 2 2
5554 Are you sure this doesn't look a little Okay Corral? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5555 Give the people what they want 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5556 Do you think that a ruffled shirt would be more period appropriate? 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5557 Do you think anyone will notice me with this tie? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5558 Now I look like a real Alpha Centauri. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5559 Do you think this tie would clash with a walnut dressage saddle? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5560 If it's ok with you, I'll keep my coat for now as I'm feeling a little hoarse. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5561 Perfect. I want to make sure I don't look like an ass on this date. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5562 so, tailoring the trousers will take some time you say? 1.0769 0.03985 78 74 2 2
5563 Do you think this tie makes me look like a clothes horse? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5564 Does this lapel make me look like an ass? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5565 Have you come up with a solution for the zipper ? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5566 I've been told to come hear because you can tailor the trousers. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5567 I'll need a couple of pairs of shoes to match. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5568 Do you sell the jacket Separately? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5569 I will also need two matching pairs of pants 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5570 Well yes, sure, all right, good point! An extra pair of pants to cover my pass. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5571 I'm sorry sir but your desire to have a formal tailcoat might be a bit much. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5572 I'll also need two pairs of pants...no cuffs. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5573 Don't get your horses up. I am unsure of the fit, it makes me look a bit...on my heels. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5574 How do you do musical chairs on a horse? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5575 You would tell me if my tie clashed with my tail? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5576 Would you have a pair of slacks to go with this? Anything off the rack would be fine. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5577 I'll need a blanket and two pairs of pants. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5578 Of course you will continue to have my business so long as you maintain the two trousers per suit policy 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5579 Perhaps the neckline with a bit more of a horse collar? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5580 Can your tailor fit trousers that don't bind me in the crotch? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5581 Do you it’s too formal for a zoom interview? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5582 I was looking for something more in a horse collar. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5583 Big date. Make sure you leave a lot of room in the inseam. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5584 Oh, and I'll need the pants ready by tomorrow. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5585 Perfect! Now I’ll just need a quartet of shoes to match. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5586 When it’s time to stop horsing around. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5587 Wow — you really don’t horse around with the quality do you. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5588 do the pants go halfway up the legs or torso? 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5589 And did you say the nymphs are trending,too? 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
5590 Will I receive the Centaurs discount? 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5591 What do you have in hockey straps? 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5592 There will be no need to consider tails since I already have one. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5593 Standards have fallen in adult entertainment. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5594 Now that fly season is over, it's time for me to suit up, saddle up, and show up. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5595 And this comes with four pair of pants, correct? 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5596 I'll take it. Can you have two pair of trousers made? 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5597 Which side do you dress on, sir? 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5598 I asked for four legs,not forelegs. 1.0759 0.03936 79 75 2 2
5599 I believe I look better in a jacket that covers my tail, like yours. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5600 Do you have this in a horse suit or are they all penguin suits? 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5601 Is the leather too much? 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5602 I know I look good, but please don't fawn over me. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5603 …and I’d like the pants to accentuate my ass. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5604 Does this jacket make my hindquarters look fat? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5605 It’s two-for-one on the pants, right? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5606 I'd buy two suits if I were you, Sir. Call it horse sense. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5607 ”You’ve saved me a trip to Dressbarn. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5608 So, you can alter the two pair of trousers?" 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5609 The jacket fits perfectly, but the pants…not so much. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5610 It comes with two pairs of trousers. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5611 The bridle belongs under the neck. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5612 Two pair of spats, please. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5613 I do not any pants since I work remotely 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5614 Love the jacket. Now let's see what kind of tailor you are. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5615 I’ll be attending to the Mares’ Gala on Saturday. I love the look of the striped vest, but I’m not sure the tie is equine enough. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5616 Thanks, but no - I’ll just wear my coat. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5617 This tie feels tight. Can I have a look at your reins? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5618 Now, this comes with two complimentary pairs of pants, correct? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5619 I’m in need of a whole new wardrobe 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5620 Sorry, but the taylors are confused, how exactly do you wear your pants 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5621 I won’t be needing tails on the coat, thanks 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5622 Which leg would you like to measure? 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5623 So then I said ‘I am a shopping centaur’… turned out they just wanted directions. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5624 It’s for a job interview at the glue factory. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5625 Great fit, now I'll need a matching set of pants. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5626 I'm going for a look that will ensure I'm the centaur of attention. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5627 And now I'd like to see your selection of pants! 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5628 Very good, sir, and would you like both pairs of pants to match? 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5629 With the money I saved on pants, I can buy shoes. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5630 It seems I won't be needing that second pair of trousers after all. 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5631 Do I look like a Jackass? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5632 Do I look like the horsey crowd now? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5633 Wow! Won’t those nags at the Centaur’s Ball be jealous! 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5634 Do you have anything with a more classical look? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5635 I’ll lay you odds the pants will have to be taken in” 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5636 You don't think the stripes stand out too much? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5637 I'd like to see what you have with tails 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5638 And I’ll need some new hoof wear ‘cause there’s prancing after the wedding banquet. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5639 I love the way the jacket fits through my haunches, and I have the perfect shoes to go with it at home. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
5640 That's the trick - we wouldn't wear them. 1.0746 0.04417 67 64 1 2
5641 I don't think we have pants in your size. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5642 The industry for four-legged trousers may be niche, but at least they're cheaper than these jackets. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
5643 Fortunately, I'm not nearly as stubborn selecting jackets as I am with pants. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
5644 I don't think I need more than one tail 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5645 I am very sorry, we don't have a three-piece for four-legged. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
5646 Pants? Absolutely! As my Dad always says, “Four hooves, four cuffs!” 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5647 For the pants, I normally take size “12 hands” with a 7-inch tail hole. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5648 So this is definitely what the horsey set is wearing these days? 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5649 Of course, I'll need new shoes." 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5650 Would you be kind enough to check if you have low-rise pants? 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5651 No no, a garment brush. Although I have been a good boy..." Andy Chen Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali 1.0741 0.03840 81 77 2 2
5652 I’m so pleased my veterinarian recommended you. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5653 Can you take it out a little in the back? 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5654 How silly is a centaur in pants? 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
5655 Got any matching slacks? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
5656 Actually, I hang to the rear. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
5657 So, I'm looking for something a bit more rodeo casual... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5658 Now that you've been gelded we have some lovely jockey shorts for you. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5659 The doctor did tell me that if I didn't take care of this sore throat..I'd become a little horse" 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
5660 Does this cut make me look chimerical? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5661 Does this outfit make my rump look big? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5662 Does this say: They put me out to stud? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5663 Great! Can't wait to see how it looks with the pants with the four legs. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5664 We're wearing tails to the wedding. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5665 Does this tie make my rear-end look fat? 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
5666 Do you think this ass makes my jacket look big? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5667 'Does this coat come with two pair of pants?' 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5668 No I won’t be needing the dinner jacket with tails. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5669 Am I the first human ever to actually find out how a horse wears pants?! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5670 Great, now how much can you let out the trousers? 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5671 How will this tie look with a brown halter? 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5672 Sorry, can't say, my throats a little hoarse. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5673 Hard to tell if my shoes go with the outfit, isn’t it… 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5674 This is great! Now for the pants... 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5675 There’s some horse in this house 1.0732 0.03794 82 78 2 2
5676 I’ll take the jacket with two pair of pants. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5677 OK, now how about some good looking dress shoes? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5678 'It's okay--you're not the first person to think I said 'senator' when I tell them my occupation.' 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
5679 Well, come to think of it, I could use a new tetrad of shoes. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5680 Sir, are you sure I can't interest you in a pair of pants? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5681 It seems a little long in the front hips. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5682 No, I won't need a zipper on the second pair of trousers. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5683 Well, Jeeves, this will do very nicely. I just need a pedicure and some new "shoes"... 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5684 I wanted a different color, not a different collar. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5685 Very sartorial, but needs more equine! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5686 *** “Yes, and do the pants come in my size?” 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5687 Happy Mother's Day! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5688 Do I have to pay double if I need the pants shortened? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5689 Suituar: Try Clothes on in a Mirror. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5690 Make it a double. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5691 I guess the vest requires patent shoes 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5692 I’m not so sure about the pants. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5693 Would you prefer another jacket and one pair of pants or shall I bring two pairs of pants? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5694 Snug in the hips. Why can't you get that?! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5695 Do I get a discount if I forgo the pants? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5696 I’m not sure about the pants but I’m definitely feeling the mane attraction 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5697 You're the only haberdassery on the West Side. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5698 Well, actually, I think we’re done. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5699 Great. Now find a way to camouflage my haunches. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5700 Do you have any Armani chaps? I need a pretty big cutout for the back. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5701 With that blazer sir, you will leave here the most handsome Italian Stallion 1.0714 0.04230 70 67 1 2
5702 Does it come in roan? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5703 Now, what do you have for slacks? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5704 I'll have you know that it is strictly a "Pony Show". 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5705 is this horsehair? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5706 I think I will have to try the matching trousers in my size. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5707 If you're feeling your oats, perhaps you'd like to see the Shadbelly Coats. They'll cover your rump. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5708 Does this tie really match this vest? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5709 I'm proud of the fact that my mother was a mare, and my father was a stallion. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5710 Do you think it makes my rear end look big? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5711 The jacket fits great, but I'm going to need custom-made trousers. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5712 Fit for the winner's circle. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5713 It looks wonderful! Now can you suggest a top to go with it? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5714 Does this suit come with two sets of pants? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5715 This suit does come with two pairs of pants...? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5716 You were right - double windsor all the way. Any luck with the matching diaper? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5717 Are you sure you don’t have any pants in my size? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5718 That is “C E N T A U R”. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5719 You don't this tie will attract too much attention, do you? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5720 Now, do the pants fit two legs or four? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5721 Perfecto, next up your wingman 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5722 Don’t you think the tie is a little distracting? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5723 It's giving centaur summer 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5724 Do you have anything that’s appropriate for a horse of a different collar? 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5725 So I said, "Screw it, if you are going to geld me then it's OK if I like fancy things." 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5726 I look my best for church, but I still don't buy that bunk about Noah's Ark. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5727 The stripes will truly make you the centaur of attention. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5728 I’m one good looking dog-faced pony soldier! 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5729 You’ve groomed me to be the perfect groom. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5730 Can I get a discount if I buy two pairs of pants for this suit? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5731 Now shoes. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5732 We'll just see who's an ass now. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5733 Do you think it all goes together? 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5734 What’s your advice- should I match the shirt to my face or my ass? 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5735 The Louis Vuitton racing jacket and the Gucci shirt fit great, but those Jockeys you picked out were just too short. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5736 I just love this look, please send the pants to Goodwill. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5737 Your opinion, do the nymphs prefer striped or solid?" 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5738 Do you have anything for two? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5739 Do you need some more hands? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5740 This equestrian boy is absolutely GIFT WRAPPED 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5741 I'm also interested in two pairs of troughsers. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5742 They say the tie should never be longer than the tail. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5743 And you say it comes with two pairs of pants? How convenient! 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5744 Do you have a loud snazzy floral with sequins? I 'm a tad off centaur. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5745 I'll take the jacket. You can keep the pants 1.0702 0.04918 57 55 0 2
5746 The jacket is great, Now for the pants 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5747 I'm sorry if I bridled at your mention of bridal accoutrements for my fiancé; I thought for a moment you were insinuating that she night wish to bridle me. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5748 The first pair of pants' legs are cuffed at no charge. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5749 Two pair of pants with each suit? I'll take it. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5750 Do you have the jacket in horsehair? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5751 And you say it's half-off? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5752 I am ready,but I might go galloping of is that ok? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5753 I’ll need a suit with two pairs of pant, and also a tailor. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5754 Very nice... tell me about your trouser options. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5755 I'm so dashing 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5756 Going to the party with this suit and no pants should make me the centaur of attention. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5757 I'm gonna need two pairs of the pants that go with the jacket. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5758 I can't believe I'm getting married! Imagine being with just one Pegasus for the rest of your life. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5759 Is this a "two pair of pants" deal? 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5760 I would like the trousers in black leather, please! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5761 Dress for the job you want, not the job you half. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5762 Coat fits fine. Let's try the trousers. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5763 You're in luck! This suit comes with a second pair of trousers. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5764 May I suggest some jodhpurs to finish the look sir? 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5765 Is there also a half-price sale on shoes? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5766 This will work well. It's a black tie and tails event. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5767 I'd prefer a 'Timber Hitch' to a 'Cow Hitch' knot. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5768 Be honest now - does this tie make me look fat? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5769 And the trousers; 34/34/40/34? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5770 That’s racist 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5771 You really think it's my suit she'll be impressed by? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5772 My dad was a horse trainer. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5773 Does this tie go with these shoes? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5774 The jacket fits fine-the pants may need a little work. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5775 You don't think this makes me look like a horse's ass, do you? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5776 Please sew the two pairs of pants together. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5777 Not sport coat, please. I'm looking for suits. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5778 Does this make my hind quarters look like hind halves? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5779 The jacket feels good but I always have problems with the pants. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5780 I understand the shoe sale is half off the second pair. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5781 In terms of accessories, do you recommend I go with a saddle or no saddle ? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5782 I like the shirt and tie but how exactly do two pairs of shorts and a Depends complete this outfit? 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5783 You're sure I don't look like those Budweiser Clydesdales? 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5784 i have got the racehorse version. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5785 Do you think I should go with tails? Just kidding. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5786 Please consult with the farrier as to the proper allowance for both pairs of dress shoes. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5787 Any possibility I could special order the pants in time for the Centaurs Ball on Friday? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5788 I feel like a new them. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5789 Umm...hasn't anyone ever told you not to look a gift horse in the mouth? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5790 …adapting the trousers won’t be a problem Sir… 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5791 Do the pants make my butt look big? 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5792 Does this tie make my calves look thin? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5793 The ads were right. I like the way I look. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5794 You walk out of a wardrobe; you expect to have something to wear right?! Oh Narnia. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5795 I'm trying to avoid drawing attention to my posterior. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5796 I'm having trouble finding a pair of slacks that fits. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5797 So the pants come with cuffs? 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5798 Do you have a saddle to match my cummerbund? 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5799 I'll also need Quadri Pants in the same fabric. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5800 Will this save me money on my commute? 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5801 Do you think this tie is a bit too loud? I don't want to stand out. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5802 The Horsemen 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5803 Now, how about a couple pairs of those new step-into shoes? 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5804 I think it makes me look like a stud, don't you? 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5805 Perfect. And for the pants I'll need a 36x32x30. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5806 Yes, I've been told I'm a clotheshorse." 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5807 Haven’t you got it in bridle leather ? 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5808 I have a pair of Derby’s that you may like 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5809 I’m a little hoarse. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5810 If I purchase this jacket online, will it be centaur will I have to pick it up? 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5811 If you ask me, it’s the wardrobe, the lion, and the witch. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5812 I’ll pass on the two pairs of pants, thanks. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5813 It will match my date's dress well. It's called Equine Exquisite. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5814 Neigh! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5815 Can I get it with two pairs of trousers? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5816 Yeah, I need to look sharp. I'm going to a bridle shower. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5817 Now to do something with my shoes. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5818 Do you have this horse of another color? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5819 I was hoping you'd bring one out in equine beige 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5820 *cough* sorry, I’m a little hoarse. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5821 Do you think I will look handsome when I cross the finish line? 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5822 The dinner is at Hadrians Villa 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5823 So it comes with two pairs if pants? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5824 And now can you please show me two pair of shoes like you are wearing? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5825 Shouldn't the tie match my shoes? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5826 Yessir, you are an ass 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5827 Does this make my haunches look big? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5828 And they said the perfect fit was just a ‘myth’ 🙄 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5829 The look is good, but my ass is still hanging out. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5830 Will it be two or four leg pans 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5831 I’ll need a feedbag that brings out the gray pinstripes. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5832 No pants for you, sir. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5833 Are you sure the vest isn't too much? As a Democrat, I can't be too careful these days. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5834 I think I need an inch wider collar! 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5835 Box the trousers, my studio contract is up next month. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5836 Yes, dress pants with an extra pair of legs. Horse hair preferably. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5837 And of course the pants will need to be tailored at no charge. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5838 I was really hoping for something with tails. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5839 Great suggestion on the tie, now let's see if you can nail the shoes 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5840 I was hoping you could fix the excessive rump. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5841 Does this tie inspire trust? 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5842 Most appreciative of your assistance with the top coat. I’ve got the tail part handled. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5843 Do I look less savage? Maybe next time I'll win the battle. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5844 And hem the cuffs above the hoofs, please! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5845 I was hoping for the Centaurian collection, but the Century collection is still nice too 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
5846 Do you think this would look nice with spates 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5847 I need something that doesn’t make me look like the horse’s ass 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5848 This comes with 2 pair of trousers, right? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5849 Now let’s find you the matching bottom half. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5850 The hard part is getting the tie perfectly centaur’d. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5851 The jacket and vest are fine. I could use a little give in the trousers, and, oh, please put the zipper in the rear. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5852 I haven't felt this uptight since people treated me as a human. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5853 This makes me feel like less of a ponyboy. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5854 I did check for a centaur knot but they all seemed to swing one way or the other 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5855 I have no doubt you will turn heads in this suit 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5856 I'll take only the jacket, sir. 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
5857 I want to look sharp for Mudder's Day. 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
5858 Can you bring me the matching pants in an extra long? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5859 I can use the trousers for a head wrap 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5860 Oh yes, the the dark tie really sets it off beautifully - I'm a little worried about the white shoes though. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5861 Not too much? You know I’ve been hearing Clothes Horse all my life. 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
5862 You don't think the tie is somewhat outre? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5863 This one is perfect. Would you mind helping my fiancé because she was bucking up a storm over in Bridal. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5864 Do you have this in a tailcoat? 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
5865 For the pants, is there a BOGO sale? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5866 Perfect. Now if you could point me to the farrier department. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5867 Tell me, what is the proper position of the waist band, hi or lo? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5868 Ironically, I save a lot of money on trousers. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5869 I presume the suit comes with two pairs of pants? 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5870 My wife calls me a clothes horse. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5871 When I trot through the various red and blue states, should I wear the recycled horse hair tie inside the vest, or out? 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
5872 What would you have to offer in the shoeing area? 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5873 Actually not at the waist, but right about here 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
5874 and if sir could please indicate which side he dresses on 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5875 As you can see, I'll need two pairs of pants for this suit. 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
5876 Does this vest make my ass look big? 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
5877 Pants? Horses don't wear pants! 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5878 Cuffs or no cuffs, sir? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5879 Should I add Spats? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5880 And for the pants, two holes or four? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5881 It's great not caring whether pleats or cuffs are in or out. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5882 You wouldn't happen to make ties for tails, would you? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5883 Too fancy prancy? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5884 Yes you guesses it.. I work for a humor magazine so I am a sayterist. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5885 I want to fit in 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5886 What are your custom pant options? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5887 No really. Only takes about 7 pounds of pressure to crush the hyoid bone. Right here in the neck. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
5888 You don't think the skinny tie makes my flanks look flabby, do you? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5889 Honestly. anything matches the faun 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
5890 A vest would be nice, but it must come with two pair of pants. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5891 I'll sub out the pants for the set of monogram horseshoes--Equ instead of Esq. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5892 How does it look with blinders? 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5893 Dude,I need you to be honest. Does my bum look big in this ? 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5894 Scary dog 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5895 Be honest. Does my ass look big? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5896 I understand the pants are going to be a bit more expensive, but I don't want to pay an arm and four legs. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5897 I can't decide whether to get a longer jacket or two pairs of pants. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5898 A stud like me always makes a good first impression! 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
5899 There are pro's and con's to everything. Yes, I save a lot of money on pant's, but it is a stretch just to wipe myself. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5900 Do I dress to the right or left? Yes. 1.0625 0.04384 64 62 0 2
5901 Just stunning! I can't wait to see how well you dress my lower half. 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
5902 I've got a date with a human filly tonight, and they like pants. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5903 My ancestors wore a jacket just like this, but you can keep the pants" 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5904 Are the pants cut out in the back for, you know...? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5905 Sir, our Centaur Outlet Is across The street 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
5906 Is there a store credit for hybrids? 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5907 Trousers? No, thanks. You don't carry my waist size. 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
5908 I got it for half off! 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
5909 It’s hotter than Hades in this thing. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5910 Now, what about my brother's suit? He's bottom human, top horse. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5911 Pleats in the front, plain in the back. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5912 Now as for pants, what do you have for half a buck? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5913 Choosing an outfit is easy for me. My wife though, well, she can never find a dress to match her shoes. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5914 Do you recommend loafers for the shoes? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5915 This is fine. I won’t be needing tails. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5916 But your ad said you were able to fit all shapes and sizes! 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
5917 I love the look but don’t think it’s a tad bit too Polo ponyish? 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
5918 You'll maybe want the trousers let out a bit. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5919 I really think a bow tie is more my style. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5920 I'm afraid the tie won't match my bridle. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5921 Wedding Day. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5922 Sorry for the commotion earlier, there was a fly by the seat of my pants 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5923 No returns? But my silks are already worn out after the 1st leg of the Triple Crown. My attendance at future funerals of friends is at stake here. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5924 But does it make my ass look too big? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5925 Isn’t that tie too bright? Don’t want to standard out from the crowd. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5926 Sir, I guess you won't be needing the trousers. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5927 I much prefer this to the lariat. 1.0610 0.03175 82 78 3 1
5928 I should be able to carry my own coat. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5929 That tailor's a horse's ass. 1.0610 0.03175 82 78 3 1
5930 What about the trousers? 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5931 I heard they’re having bottomless mimosas, too 1.0610 0.03175 82 78 3 1
5932 Polo match, you say...? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5933 Would you like me to put the pants on backwards? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5934 You provided the tie and tails,now I need dance lessons. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5935 Does this make my butt look fat? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5936 The trousers will need some alterations. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5937 Does this make me look a little horsey? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5938 I'm marrying a dressage rider so I think this will impress her. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5939 Your three-piece suit is a jacket and two pair of pants, right? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5940 And now I will need two pairs of shoes to match the tie. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5941 Clothes may make the man, but does that apply to a centaur?" 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5942 My father told me that he used to get two pairs of pants with every suit, because they wore out so fast. Can’t you extend that courtesy to me? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5943 I just decided to try to blend in more. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5944 Is this from the Topman collection? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5945 For the trousers. what's currently in style? Cuffs or draped over hooves? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5946 This tie doesn’t match my shoes. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5947 The waist and hips will need to be eased. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
5948 It’s great, but it makes my ass look fat. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5949 I like it but does the collar match the hoofs? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5950 I'm looking for something in a more equestrian style. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5951 But how does it make my ass look? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5952 The jacket's great - let's move on to the pants. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5953 The jacket fits perfect. And the pants the tailor can open at the centaur. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5954 I mean this in the most respectful way possible, sir, but you really are a clothes horse. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5955 Do you think it makes my butt look bigger? 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
5956 You have an unbridled passion for fashion. 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5957 Respectfully, not this one again sir. The nature of your snobbish is still clear, unfortunately 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5958 Do you have anything in rawhide to match my hooves? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5959 I'm really looking for one that matches my hooves. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5960 If it doesn't come with two pair of pants; no sale. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5961 Your ad said ‘Good as Tailor-Made’. Thanks for wasting my time only to body-shame me. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5962 I'll take this, with an extra pair of trousers. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5963 Four cuffs on the trousers, please. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5964 I finally get to be put out to stud. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5965 I loves that the jacket goes so well with my tail. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5966 It's a good fit sir, but it does make you look a bit long in the face. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5967 I'm sure this will cost me an arm and a hoof. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5968 Of course, I'll need two pairs of trousers to go with the jacket. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5969 Do you have something more of the century? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5970 Do I look sharp enough without the trousers? 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5971 What horse shoes would go well with this? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5972 If you’ll give me the pants, and a discount, I will answer the question that has puzzled humanity for years!” 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5973 Please remember that I dress to both the left and right, bigly. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5974 These pants won't fit 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5975 Surely this new jacket shall be the focus. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5976 Does this make my hooves look fat? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5977 The jacket's fine. It's finding pants that is the problem. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5978 Very nice,but how about the first part of your name? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5979 Perfect! Let's try the trousers. That'll blow the other centaur's minds! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5980 The two pairs of pants don't have to go on the same way, do they? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5981 Well, well, well, if it isn't the Jos. A Bank salesman that's fucking my wife! ... We meet at last. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5982 Trying to catch the last run of Equus and My Farrier Lady on Broadway. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5983 These are skinny mirrors!! 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5984 Stop horsin' around and give me my pants! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5985 I hope my date doesn't mind me bringing my Ass along. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5986 How long before the trousers are ready? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5987 No, don’t bother. I can’t seem to keep them clean anyway. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5988 I dress in the middle back. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5989 Do you have the slacks in a 34-32-36? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5990 I'll take two matching pairs of pants. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5991 I need something that will make me stand out at the Met Gala; coat and tie and tail won't do. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5992 Cuff pants would make you a standout! 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5993 Is that with the half price discount? 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5994 And the suits are half off you say? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5995 ... And TWO pairs of matching pants. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5996 This tie smells like a horse! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5997 Stop manning around for a second will you, you horse clown? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5998 And now, what do you have in the way of trousers? 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
5999 I think it reflects well on me. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6000 Is this more thoroughbred or 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6001 How's the tie? Should I do a bolo? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6002 Do you think it will match my stirrups? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6003 Can you take the inside legs please? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6004 My good man, do you happen to have something in a three piece Harris Tweed, thirty-eight long, two pair of slacks? 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
6005 This looks good. Now where can I pick up some shoe polish? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6006 I’d be much more comfortable in a horse collar shirt. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6007 And it comes with four pairs of pants? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6008 I think a Bowstring know will work best. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6009 This jacket looks good. Now, what about pants? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6010 I grew up wearing pants then this one day I had this incident with a pony. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6011 Any suggestions on a harness that would complete the look? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6012 I just can't decide if I want to go for a black tie or a hay tie event. 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
6013 Does it make my flanks look too big? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6014 Are the custom horseshoes included with the cufflinks? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6015 Do you remember I dress right? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6016 23412345asdfg ad asdf 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
6017 I should've played more "pin the tail on the donkey" 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6018 They'll never call me a horse's ass again! 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
6019 Wonderful, these clothes really make me feel special! 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6020 Pretend we are discussing the tie. Does this make my ass look fat? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6021 Do these pinstripes make me look looooong? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6022 Fits great. I’m feeling lucky about the shoes too… 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6023 I don’t need the pants- I’m a centaur! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6024 My father always wore a good suit, and my mother always kept her tail brushed, so I come from a traditionally fancy family. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
6025 You can hold the slacks. I’m going bare assed. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
6026 I’m marrying a descendent of Hippodamia, and she wants a traditional wedding. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6027 My advisor told me, "four legs good, two legs bad." 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6028 So how do I look, Fine Mr. T just fine! 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6029 Well frankly, I love this shop mostly because it's the only one that isn't exclusive to Bipeds. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6030 I like this tie. Let's see how it works with the Jimmy Choo bridle. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6031 I will take this one. Where's the bathroom stalls? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6032 And maybe some new shoes. Rim or egg bar? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6033 Do you have one with a matching tail? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6034 I assume you can provide the pants. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
6035 Sorry, my voice is a bit hoarse. I said, do you have anything with a little more tailcoat? 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
6036 Now, if you could point the way to the men's room. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6037 Is this dressy enough to run in the Belmont Stakes? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6038 The lack of intersectional vampire representation is a difficult problem to solve. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6039 Does this come with extra pants? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6040 I can’t wait to tell everyone you counted my front hooves as hands 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6041 Is the knot off-centaur? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6042 I'm not sure this horse hair tie is quite the thing, but what do you think? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6043 So happy tails are in fashion again! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6044 Of course it comes with four pairs of pants. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6045 On second thought, I'd like to try an outfit with a white tie and tails. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6046 Does this make me look like a Centaur's hindquarters? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6047 Be honest, are tails a bit stuffy today? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6048 Does this jacket make my rump look fat? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6049 Brown hooves, d'you think? 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
6050 Shall we put thejacket on hold got you or for your ass? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6051 Can I get a discount if I only buy this half? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6052 I'm good with the jacket but getting the Minotaur to like the pants is always the hardest. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6053 Will this make me the centaur of attention? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6054 This is giving workhorse, you got anything drinks-and-dinner horse? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6055 Do my withers look fat to you? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6056 Fantastic choice of tie, sir. The little embroidered horses on that one suits you quite well. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6057 you dont think this tie makes my fetlocks look too big do you? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6058 Nice. Now, I'll need a pair of slacks with a 50-inch waist, 34-inch inseam, 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6059 So. We're good for the Zoom contacts. Let's get to work on the others. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6060 Does this one make my butt look any smaller? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6061 My other coat can't be removed, thanks. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6062 Your presidential lordship - I just ran out of excuses for "eqinomy" Can you come up with another word so Americans will buy it? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6063 I needed something for the races 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6064 Does this jacket come with two pairs of trousers? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6065 Last play of the big game... and they call a horsecollar, on me of all people? 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
6066 May I also try on two pairs of trousers and your widest cummerbund, fine sir? 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6067 I don't really know. Does this make my butt look big? 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6068 Pants? Of course, snug around the pasterns! 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6069 I look like a horse’s ass in this outfit!!!! 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6070 'Let's just dump this and go for 'The Post-Modern Mutant Look.'' 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6071 Is they perhaps a former mermaid about who’s looking for only trousers? 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6072 Jackets are never a problem. Now, the pants, that's a different story. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6073 The jacket’s great but I worry about the pants. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6074 Is the discount really just a cent or am I missing something else? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6075 This is what you meant when you said 'smart-casual', right? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6076 Obviously. 'Black Tie and Tails' Galas are my jam. It's just..I'm a centar, I'm not wearing pants and the coat is Valentino. Do you really think I need the vest? 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6077 hmmm, no, I don't believe Epstein did kill himself... wait, where's Shelly? 1.0533 0.03229 75 72 2 1
6078 You'll need two pairs of pants, sir." 1.0533 0.03229 75 72 2 1
6079 Are you certain that the suit jacket is a Centaur-vent? 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6080 I like it. Neigh, I love it! 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6081 I’m quite the clotheshorse, if I say so myself” 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6082 Do you have anything that flatters my hindquarters? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6083 Sad to say, I need to be the centaur of attention. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6084 And then it converts to a saddle? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6085 I always wanted a four piece suit. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6086 Does this jacket come with two pairs of pants? Just curious 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6087 I’m not horsing around. I need to look perfect for my interview. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6088 Tail clips. Like the ones for the tie,but for the butt. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6089 Do you think this makes my rear end look too big? 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
6090 Last week…”Oh darn…the Canada Geeks are back” 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6091 Being a symbol of dualism, wearing a three-piece suit, standing in a three-way mirror is a bit freakin’ much for me right now. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6092 Is there perhaps a two-for-one deal on pants? 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6093 Do you have pants that doesn't ride up? 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
6094 I Guess you won't be needing the pants altered? 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
6095 Perhaps you should trot to our quadrupedal department.. they are having a sale 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
6096 Frankly, I don’t blame your tailor for leaving early. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6097 Does this horse collar go with the rest of this ensemble?” 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6098 I’m not sure this colour of brown goes with the coat below. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6099 Now can you bring me the matching pants? 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6100 Well yes the dinner jacket ensemble is quit dashing ... but to be honest for some reason I still look like a horses ass! 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
6101 If the collar is too tight, I can be a little hoarse. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6102 So it turns out we're both vampires? Presbyterian too? 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6103 Now about the shoes - matching or different front and back? 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6104 I never horse around when choosing a suit. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6105 Are you sure this will appeal to both lobbyists and voters when I run for re-election? 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6106 I do look like a complete gentleman, don't I? 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6107 What horseshoes go with this? 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6108 I would like a suit that mathches the tail without revealing too much leg 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6109 Actually, I think I will need something for my calfs 1.0488 0.02956 82 79 2 1
6110 Does this pattern clash with my hoofs? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6111 Perfect--I'll take the suit and a pair of matching pants 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6112 And this suit comes with two pair of pants? 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
6113 Perfect! Now let's work on the trousers. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6114 Where’s the shoe department? A couple pairs of new shoes would be good in case I hoof it to the wedding! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6115 The jacket will be fine. You may have a little trouble altering the trousers. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6116 I’m sorry sir, you must buy the pants also. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6117 So pleased to shop outside again, Peleus. We finally reached herd immunity. 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
6118 Ah yes, hopefully these fine clothes will put people's focus on my upper half 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
6119 Do you have 2 pairs of pants that match this suit jacket? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6120 The pants, of course, will need alterations. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6121 Do you even wear pants? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6122 Do I get a "no pants needed" discount on the suit? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6123 Do you sell formal saddles? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6124 Nice fit. Make the inseam 32, 35, 38 and 40. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6125 You can’t fool me. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
6126 My ex would s**t herself if she saw me now. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6127 Thank you but i won’t need the extra pair of pants. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6128 But don't you think it makes by backside look big? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6129 I think you'll the the "centaur" of attention! 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
6130 so, what pants do you think will fit me? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6131 fifteen hundred for a suit?! I'm a centaur, not a dollartaur, Mike 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
6132 I'll take it—if you'll throw in two pairs of spats. 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
6133 Show me what you have for wearing to an arreinment. 1.0469 0.03472 64 62 1 1
6134 I'll need two pairs of pants with that, one with tails... for my tail! 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6135 I will count down from three, and when you open your eyes, you'll be hung like a horse. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6136 Can you direct me to the shoeing department 1.0469 0.03472 64 62 1 1
6137 This is your half-off sale days, isn’t it? 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6138 I like your suit but you need to work on your posture! 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6139 Now. About those alterations on the pants. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6140 Be sure to remind the tailor about the tail. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6141 So, where's the other pair of pants? 1.0469 0.03472 64 62 1 1
6142 The name “Men’s Marehouse seemed odd at first but this store is thoroughbred for me” 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6143 I love these mirrors. They give me three tails! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6144 My wife says my wardrobe is from the last CENTUARY so I'm here to update my look! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6145 May I see some blazers instead of suits? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6146 Technically, it's not a vest...it's a neck gaiter. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6147 Where are my good shoes, Jeeves? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6148 I'm in a stable relationship, and tonight I'm finally going to ask her to farrier me. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6149 A different color? 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
6150 What do you think? Is the beard a bit ‘de trop’? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6151 What’s even odder is I don’t have male horse parts. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6152 Sorry, I’m a little bit hoarse today. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6153 Yes, the jack, vest, and tie are fine, but I still need my special order pants! 1.0460 0.02258 87 83 4 0
6154 But does it make my hindquarters look fat? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6155 Do you have anything in camouflage? 1.0455 0.02233 88 84 4 0
6156 This is the suit that I’ll wear when I kill my horse father 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6157 I won't be needing matching shoes. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6158 I'll take both, but I need a suitable no-trousers discount. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6159 Are you sure this tie doesn't make my tail look fat? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6160 Do you have any four piece suits? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6161 I assume you will need two pairs of pants. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6162 Wonderful! Now may I check out the pants section? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6163 It's a little too snazzy. I don't want to be accused of being a clothes horse. 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
6164 Now I know why he can't see that he's a horses ass! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6165 . " Cadbury, tell me I look like a stud. Aren't I stud. I'm a stud" 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6166 Does this tie make my hindquarters look fat? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6167 Lucky for you — this suit comes with two pairs of pants. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6168 It's for the latest Godfather Reunion. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6169 Instead of a spread collar, is this shirt available with a horse collar? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6170 Looks good. I'll take it provided there are two pairs of pants that match the jacket. 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
6171 I’m not horsing around. I need to look perfect for my interview tomorrow. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6172 The pants won’t be ready till next month 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6173 It’s a wedding. Why wouldn’t I drink wine? 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6174 To the back 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6175 I won't be needing the pants. I have a hard-to-fit ass. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6176 I'm looking for a white tie and tail. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6177 When does the buy-one-get-one-free pants sale start? 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6178 As for the pants,would you like the two-legged or four-legged? 1.0441 0.03269 68 66 1 1
6179 Do you wear your saddle to the left or right? 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6180 I think you mentioned that this one comes with a second pair of pants? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6181 Does this tie make my tail look fat? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6182 No, I'll take the pants. What I do with them is my business. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6183 Does the neck tie match my tail?" 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6184 Is this OK for Ascot? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6185 does this tie make my hooves look fat? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6186 What do you mean you don’t sell suits with two pairs of pants anymore? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6187 High starch and sure footing are what is needed to debunk all these crypto Ponzi myths. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6188 I’ll take the jacket and the vest;….. can you do alterations for two pair of trousers into one? 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6189 First date tonight. We met online. Frankly, she comes across a bit fishy. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6190 Do I get a discount if I don't need any pants? 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6191 I'll also need two pairs of pants, four shoes, and a saddle for her. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6192 I think this really brings out my personality. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6193 sir, do you have these pants in a smaller size? 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6194 Do you have any horseshoe's that match my belt? 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6195 So you're sure you don't have any pants that fit me? 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6196 This jacket is a little long. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6197 Sure I may be 440 inches around the waist, but I’m no hungry hippo! 1.0429 0.03176 70 68 1 1
6198 Sir, in your case, I strongly recommend against tails on the jacket" 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6199 Now we wait for the Buzzfeed poll to tell us how I would wear pants. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6200 I'm trying to stand out from the herd. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6201 the tie looks great with your tail 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6202 The jacket is hardly ever the problem, but let's try the trousers. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6203 As for the pants, I’d like a loose quadruple that I can put on all at once. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6204 I was so nervous I was champing at my skivvies, but she said yes. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6205 The pants are a bit two legged 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6206 Me when I am grabbing those diplomas 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6207 The invitation said the wedding was dressy casual,so a pair of pants to match my blazer would be great 1.0423 0.03131 71 69 1 1
6208 Hello Mr Tailor, you think they can still call me the peeping Tom,Dick or Harry, when I'm well dressed and ready to marry? 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6209 I assume there is a discount on the suit if I don't take the pants? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6210 Can you bring me two pair of pants that match? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6211 The top is ideal but I suspect we are going to need a fair number of changes below my belt line. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6212 test 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6213 The neighbors were drinking Red Bull all night last night. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6214 This is good. Now what do you have for the horsey parts. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6215 Does this tie go with the jacket?" 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6216 My better half will try on the pants later. 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6217 No sir, it’s not noticeable at all 1.0405 0.03005 74 72 1 1
6218 Matching the tie to the hooves is the challenge.... 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6219 Does this vest make my butt look big? 1.0400 0.02965 75 73 1 1
6220 Impeccable grooming is essential to a horses Ass 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6221 Somehow 'Buy two pairs get one free' doesn't quite sound equitable." 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6222 Do you think a bowtie would make me look less sporty? 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6223 Make that two suits with pants alterations. 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6224 There's a BOGO deal on the pants, right? 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6225 Yeah, 'tie stud' sounds good to me! 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
6226 Make me feel like hoofing it tonight. 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
6227 Excellent fit, but does it match the shoes? 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
6228 I'll be needing an other pair of pants. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6229 It's in case you want to try on some polo shirts. 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
6230 I'm not entirely sure I can pull off a 2-legger... 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
6231 Your suit separates collection kicks ass. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
6232 I know it’s a little formal, but let’s try one with tails. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6233 Harry Potter paid me well to afford this tie. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6234 I tied it so tight that I feel a little horse. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6235 Yeah, it makes your haunches look super big. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6236 No I don’t have horseshoes that match that tie. 1.0345 0.03448 58 57 0 1
6237 I look like a real caballero, is it not true? 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6238 You're so right, the 42 regular is better. I'll take it! 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6239 Looks like all I need now is the top hat. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6240 Well, as long as the horse is paying for it, why not take the vicuna? 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6241 Just imagine trying to dress up a half-horse half-human instead. 1.0328 0.03279 61 60 0 1
6242 I think I will need a pair of centrousers too. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6243 Shouldn’t I wear the golden robe for the anointment? 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6244 I'm happy with my coat and tie, but what about my rear? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6245 Sir, the vertical stripes in the waist coat, emphasize your shapely legs. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6246 My Zoom group calls are so important. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6247 I stopped drinking years ago. I'm all about fashion now. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6248 Can I give you my measurements in centaurmeters? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6249 Do you accept the Centaurian card? 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
6250 This feels much more appropriate than the horsehair tweed. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
6251 Yes, I'm from Brooklyn. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
6252 Sir, do you have something more than an extra large by chance? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6253 What herbs did you say these were? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6254 How do I look? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6255 Does this tie make my rear look fat? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6256 It's surprisingly freeing without the pants. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6257 T" "I shall require a topcoat--no tail, of course" 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6258 She's the most beautiful centauress I've ever seen. Is my bridle straight, Alfred? 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6259 I really want to dressage up for the event” 🐎 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6260 How would you suggest that I cover my behind? 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6261 You look like a young stallion!! The mares will go stompin fer ya,,, 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6262 Don't worry about the pants, it would just start a fight. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6263 Do you do alternations on pants? 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6264 It's Giddyap, Sir 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6265 and now,my good man,I shall need two pairs of trousers 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6266 Have you got two pairs of spats in my size? 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
6267 And now for some golden hooves and I’ll be all set for my tap routine. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6268 Forget the pants, but I’ll be needing two pairs of shoes. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6269 Does this make my butt look too big? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6270 "A bit too much splendour for a centaur?" 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6271 Does my torso look big in this? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6272 Hope it's half price because I don't need pants 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6273 Is your two for one trouser sale still on? 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
6274 Som, I have a question about the pants. 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
6275 The tie really complements your skin tone! 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
6276 I think it’s still too long in the withers. 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
6277 Is my coat shiny enough for the dressage ? 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
6278 'My groom's promotion to groomsman means his training is now complete.' 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
6279 You’re right! I do save by not wearing pants and having a permanent set of shoes, but tidy toilet responsibilities are a lot more challenging. 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
6280 And you're sure it will keep its shape for all ten furlongs? 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
6281 Does this come with matching horse shoes? 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
6282 Does this clash with my hoves? 1.0256 0.01801 78 76 2 0
6283 I'm afraid the pants might be a problem. 1.0256 0.01801 78 76 2 0
6284 I am vegan, any place around here that serves a pail full of oatmeal with sliced apples, and a side of whole wheat lightly toasted. 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
6285 I'm not horsin around. How's my tie! 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
6286 Does this suit make my tail look big? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6287 Isn't it odd that Jolly West went on Larry King the night of the OKC bombing and declared it was the work of a "lone nut" before McVeigh was apprehended or even suspected? 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
6288 I’ll give you half in cash and the other half in hay. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6289 Does my but look big in this? 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
6290 Spiffy! I think Deianira will like it. 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
6291 Nobody calls me a horse's ass anymore. 1.0169 0.01709 59 58 1 0
6292 I was hoping for a more studly look. 1.0167 0.01681 60 59 1 0
6293 Do you think this one makes my butt look smaller? 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
6294 Is this too chimerismatic? 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
6295 The jacket is fine, but the pants don't quite do it. 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
6296 I'm feeling a bit underdresssed! 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
6297 I’m auditioning for Succession this week, does this say casual elegance with undertones of brutality? 1.0154 0.01550 65 64 1 0
6298 Nice! Let's see if the pants fit. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6299 Oh yes, it saves not only money, but closet space. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6300 Equerries aren't just horsemen anymore. 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
6301 Part of me always knew that she was my better half. 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
6302 I'm very sorry sir but the barber just left for the day 1.0135 0.01361 74 73 1 0
6303 This one is a bit loose around the waist. 1.0132 0.01325 76 75 1 0
6304 Can we go with a different collar? This one doesn't go well with my rein. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
6305 Yes,I'd like a suit that says 'business in the front,Derby in the back'. And yes,I'll need that with extra hay-resistant fabric,please. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
6306 Do you have pants avilable in animal sizes? 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
6307 I believe the sign said the pant alterations were included 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0