Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
How do I look? Yea or neigh? |
1.8378 |
0.02043 |
1547 |
645 |
508 |
394 |
1 |
It's for an interview. I'm looking for a stable job. |
1.7447 |
0.01712 |
2017 |
919 |
694 |
404 |
2 |
I'd like my wife's opinion. She's over in the bridle section. |
1.7412 |
0.01584 |
2577 |
1253 |
738 |
586 |
3 |
No one knows you aren't wearing pants on Zoom. |
1.7393 |
0.02063 |
1404 |
650 |
470 |
284 |
4 |
The invite just says coat and tails. |
1.7260 |
0.01902 |
1686 |
808 |
532 |
346 |
5 |
I'm getting hitched" |
1.7189 |
0.01795 |
1782 |
832 |
619 |
331 |
6 |
Can you help me find a polo shirt? |
1.6716 |
0.01882 |
1568 |
777 |
529 |
262 |
7 |
It's a black tie and tails event. |
1.6682 |
0.01920 |
1540 |
777 |
497 |
266 |
8 |
Part of me loves it.” |
1.6654 |
0.01274 |
3879 |
2087 |
1003 |
789 |
9 |
I'm looking for something that won't ride up in the back. |
1.6617 |
0.01796 |
1762 |
899 |
560 |
303 |
10 |
On zoom calls, you’d never even know |
1.6582 |
0.01828 |
1688 |
863 |
539 |
286 |
11 |
I'm going to a bridle shower. |
1.6543 |
0.01764 |
1808 |
929 |
575 |
304 |
12 |
Sorry for the mess in the dressing room. |
1.6478 |
0.01813 |
1766 |
933 |
522 |
311 |
13 |
I like to be the centaur of attention." |
1.6475 |
0.01794 |
1847 |
989 |
520 |
338 |
14 |
I’m gonna have to run it past my better half. |
1.6445 |
0.01868 |
1533 |
779 |
520 |
234 |
15 |
I worry that it makes my ass look big. |
1.6412 |
0.02397 |
1059 |
580 |
279 |
200 |
16 |
I’m a bit of a clothes horse. |
1.6388 |
0.01848 |
1672 |
888 |
500 |
284 |
17 |
Do you have anything in a size 14 to 15 hands? |
1.6357 |
0.01910 |
1485 |
771 |
484 |
230 |
18 |
If I may say so myself, I certainly look like quite the stud. |
1.6342 |
0.02038 |
1293 |
670 |
426 |
197 |
19 |
My wife was riding me pretty hard about getting a new suit. |
1.6334 |
0.01866 |
1555 |
810 |
505 |
240 |
20 |
Nope, this is fine. I'll be standing behind a podium the whole time. |
1.6301 |
0.01785 |
1649 |
851 |
557 |
241 |
21 |
I’m looking to be the Centaur of Attention |
1.6280 |
0.01937 |
1481 |
789 |
454 |
238 |
22 |
Is the tie too showy? I don’t want to stand out. |
1.6168 |
0.02398 |
989 |
543 |
282 |
164 |
23 |
Dressage is formal this year |
1.6145 |
0.01968 |
1380 |
737 |
438 |
205 |
24 |
I like the vest, but this tie makes me look like an ass. |
1.6133 |
0.01967 |
1500 |
837 |
406 |
257 |
25 |
If you go near the dressing room, you might want to be careful where you step. |
1.6117 |
0.01776 |
1831 |
1022 |
498 |
311 |
26 |
But really, does it make my ass look big? |
1.6097 |
0.01952 |
1550 |
878 |
399 |
273 |
27 |
I'm really becoming quite a clothes horse. |
1.6054 |
0.01893 |
1513 |
826 |
458 |
229 |
28 |
I'm just not sure this works with the shoes. |
1.6051 |
0.02210 |
1051 |
559 |
348 |
144 |
29 |
The party calls for tails. |
1.6003 |
0.01866 |
1496 |
808 |
478 |
210 |
30 |
Now it’s off to the races. |
1.5940 |
0.01756 |
1729 |
954 |
523 |
252 |
31 |
I could also use a groom. |
1.5880 |
0.01644 |
1881 |
1025 |
606 |
250 |
32 |
I truly am a clotheshorse. |
1.5880 |
0.01836 |
1597 |
894 |
467 |
236 |
33 |
I'm worried the tie is too distracting. |
1.5860 |
0.02348 |
988 |
558 |
281 |
149 |
34 |
I think we can forget the tails. |
1.5831 |
0.01832 |
1583 |
888 |
467 |
228 |
35 |
This blue tie, yea or neigh? |
1.5816 |
0.03859 |
380 |
220 |
99 |
61 |
36 |
Will this tie make me stand out too much? |
1.5778 |
0.01951 |
1407 |
799 |
403 |
205 |
37 |
My spouse is the one that wears the pants in the family. |
1.5769 |
0.01937 |
1404 |
792 |
414 |
198 |
38 |
Something that doesn’t make me look like a horses ass. |
1.5735 |
0.01933 |
1428 |
815 |
407 |
206 |
39 |
Now let me try on the saddle. |
1.5689 |
0.01840 |
1480 |
827 |
464 |
189 |
40 |
I'm in the bridle party. |
1.5661 |
0.01810 |
1664 |
971 |
444 |
249 |
41 |
The tie's on straight, but the trousers are off-centaur. |
1.5652 |
0.01923 |
1442 |
834 |
401 |
207 |
42 |
I just need a top hat; I’ve already got the tail. |
1.5620 |
0.01898 |
1372 |
771 |
431 |
170 |
43 |
Whaddaya think? Too satyrial? |
1.5604 |
0.01955 |
1333 |
761 |
397 |
175 |
44 |
So, when will the pants be ready? |
1.5452 |
0.02186 |
1084 |
639 |
299 |
146 |
45 |
Good Evening, I’m here to participate in the Gallup Poll. |
1.5444 |
0.02371 |
946 |
565 |
247 |
134 |
46 |
Perfect fit! Now let’s try the pants. |
1.5388 |
0.02491 |
811 |
477 |
231 |
103 |
47 |
Now, let’s talk inseam. |
1.5345 |
0.02291 |
941 |
553 |
273 |
115 |
48 |
Can I still wear my jockey with this? |
1.5235 |
0.02440 |
810 |
480 |
236 |
94 |
49 |
Why, yes, I do think of myself as a clothes horse. |
1.5170 |
0.02320 |
1000 |
627 |
229 |
144 |
50 |
Invite says, “tux or tails”. Let’s do both. |
1.5105 |
0.02391 |
950 |
604 |
207 |
139 |
51 |
Yes, Sir. There certainly is a discount for no pants with your suit order. |
1.5059 |
0.02709 |
676 |
417 |
176 |
83 |
52 |
Of course the pandemic was awful, but at least pants are optional now. |
1.5016 |
0.02696 |
638 |
386 |
184 |
68 |
53 |
I just need it for Zoom meetings. |
1.4976 |
0.02559 |
836 |
544 |
168 |
124 |
54 |
This isn't half bad. |
1.4955 |
0.02457 |
783 |
482 |
214 |
87 |
55 |
You know, not much fits me - I have weirdly long arms. |
1.4953 |
0.02730 |
636 |
392 |
173 |
71 |
56 |
It's for a wedding. I'm a friend of the Groom. |
1.4943 |
0.02599 |
783 |
505 |
169 |
109 |
57 |
On Zoom, nobody knows you're a centaur." |
1.4934 |
0.02740 |
687 |
439 |
157 |
91 |
58 |
Yea or neigh on the tie? |
1.4933 |
0.02633 |
750 |
481 |
168 |
101 |
59 |
I apologize. I left a bit of a mess in the stall. |
1.4923 |
0.02638 |
780 |
510 |
156 |
114 |
60 |
I take all my meetings on Zoom. |
1.4864 |
0.02690 |
701 |
450 |
161 |
90 |
61 |
Thanks, I feel like a new half-man. |
1.4864 |
0.02593 |
625 |
374 |
198 |
53 |
62 |
Are the Polo Ralph Lauren suits on sale? |
1.4852 |
0.02853 |
540 |
329 |
160 |
51 |
63 |
Do you have anything in a western cut? |
1.4840 |
0.02658 |
593 |
356 |
187 |
50 |
64 |
I'm a newscaster, I don't need pants. |
1.4840 |
0.02622 |
717 |
457 |
173 |
87 |
65 |
No! A leather vest would be inappropriate. |
1.4839 |
0.02965 |
527 |
328 |
143 |
56 |
66 |
This is perfect. I just don't want to show up half-assed. |
1.4838 |
0.02813 |
616 |
391 |
152 |
73 |
67 |
Now for the tricky part. |
1.4826 |
0.02637 |
717 |
460 |
168 |
89 |
68 |
My boss keeps telling me to dress for the job I want,not the job I have. |
1.4803 |
0.02832 |
558 |
345 |
158 |
55 |
69 |
Do you think this makes my ass look too large? |
1.4786 |
0.02842 |
585 |
370 |
150 |
65 |
70 |
Does it make me look too human? |
1.4781 |
0.03006 |
502 |
313 |
138 |
51 |
71 |
I want a tie that will really get me noticed. |
1.4778 |
0.02792 |
699 |
468 |
128 |
103 |
72 |
The invite said fancy dressage. |
1.4712 |
0.02885 |
624 |
414 |
126 |
84 |
73 |
Is this tie too loud? I don't want to stand out. |
1.4702 |
0.02886 |
621 |
412 |
126 |
83 |
74 |
You had me when I saw the sign MENS SUITS HALF OFF. |
1.4693 |
0.02951 |
603 |
403 |
117 |
83 |
75 |
I’ve always been a clothes horse. |
1.4674 |
0.02983 |
582 |
388 |
116 |
78 |
76 |
I want to make a good impression on our first date. We've only met on Zoom. |
1.4650 |
0.03027 |
600 |
411 |
99 |
90 |
77 |
I’ll take the jacket and the pants and the pants. |
1.4646 |
0.02913 |
579 |
380 |
129 |
70 |
78 |
Do you think this suit makes my ass look big? |
1.4641 |
0.02965 |
599 |
404 |
112 |
83 |
79 |
Well that was the easy part |
1.4639 |
0.02932 |
582 |
385 |
124 |
73 |
80 |
I already have a coat and tails. |
1.4617 |
0.03030 |
522 |
341 |
121 |
60 |
81 |
Do you think the trousers will be a problem? |
1.4614 |
0.03037 |
466 |
293 |
131 |
42 |
82 |
And for formal attire,shall we go with tails? |
1.4609 |
0.03093 |
562 |
384 |
97 |
81 |
83 |
What about jockey shorts? |
1.4607 |
0.02987 |
573 |
384 |
114 |
75 |
84 |
Do you have this in a forty-furlong? |
1.4574 |
0.03068 |
540 |
363 |
107 |
70 |
85 |
Tell me honestly – does this make my ass look big? |
1.4553 |
0.03074 |
571 |
394 |
94 |
83 |
86 |
You can't choose your parents. |
1.4552 |
0.03122 |
525 |
355 |
101 |
69 |
87 |
I’ll take the full suit. I’m splitting it with a minotaur. |
1.4549 |
0.03263 |
488 |
332 |
90 |
66 |
88 |
So it's neigh to the trousers? |
1.4549 |
0.03032 |
543 |
364 |
111 |
68 |
89 |
When I saw "Everything Half-off" I knew I'd found the right place. |
1.4491 |
0.03067 |
521 |
350 |
108 |
63 |
90 |
So I says to the guy - I says - why the long face? |
1.4489 |
0.03279 |
421 |
275 |
103 |
43 |
91 |
So, the vest…yea or neigh? |
1.4481 |
0.03115 |
491 |
327 |
108 |
56 |
92 |
I guess you could say I'm a bit of a clothes horse. |
1.4451 |
0.03115 |
510 |
346 |
101 |
63 |
93 |
This suit makes me feel like a stud |
1.4447 |
0.03099 |
497 |
333 |
107 |
57 |
94 |
Be honest, does the vest make me look like an ass? |
1.4442 |
0.03293 |
484 |
336 |
81 |
67 |
95 |
Finding matching shoes is the most difficult part. |
1.4439 |
0.03153 |
428 |
276 |
114 |
38 |
96 |
I heard coat and tails are in. |
1.4426 |
0.03216 |
470 |
318 |
96 |
56 |
97 |
You could say I'm a bit of a clothes horse. |
1.4423 |
0.03273 |
459 |
312 |
91 |
56 |
98 |
A pair of jockeys will do |
1.4391 |
0.03088 |
460 |
302 |
114 |
44 |
99 |
Can your farrier recommend some shoes that match? |
1.4386 |
0.03917 |
285 |
187 |
71 |
27 |
100 |
I'll be banned in Florida, but no pants it is. |
1.4378 |
0.03177 |
466 |
314 |
100 |
52 |
101 |
You can lead me to the cash register but you can't make me pay." |
1.4375 |
0.03606 |
352 |
235 |
80 |
37 |
102 |
I'm looking for a dashing suit that's half off.” |
1.4372 |
0.03659 |
446 |
329 |
39 |
78 |
103 |
Next, what can you show me in reins? |
1.4372 |
0.03087 |
430 |
277 |
118 |
35 |
104 |
Before you make the pants, we should talk about the zipper. |
1.4372 |
0.03485 |
398 |
271 |
80 |
47 |
105 |
I want something that says “Mythical, God-like” but I can also wear casual. |
1.4372 |
0.03458 |
382 |
255 |
87 |
40 |
106 |
Excellent. Now I'll gallop over to your equine petite department. |
1.4370 |
0.03588 |
476 |
355 |
34 |
87 |
107 |
"I like it, but it makes my ass look huge. |
1.4360 |
0.03245 |
461 |
315 |
91 |
55 |
108 |
What do you think; Does this make my ass look good? |
1.4357 |
0.03279 |
420 |
280 |
97 |
43 |
109 |
You may have figured it out already, but I’m a bit of a clothes horse. |
1.4356 |
0.03307 |
427 |
288 |
92 |
47 |
110 |
You think this will make me the centaur of attention? |
1.4340 |
0.03229 |
447 |
302 |
96 |
49 |
111 |
The invitation called for tails. |
1.4336 |
0.03160 |
429 |
282 |
108 |
39 |
112 |
Do you think the stripes will make me stand out? |
1.4321 |
0.03311 |
405 |
270 |
95 |
40 |
113 |
: "it's a formal dance, and I don't want to look like Ihave two left feet." |
1.4316 |
0.03325 |
380 |
249 |
98 |
33 |
114 |
I need something that says “approachable, but not from behind” |
1.4299 |
0.03472 |
421 |
295 |
71 |
55 |
115 |
Be honest. Does this make me look like an Ass? |
1.4292 |
0.03375 |
445 |
312 |
75 |
58 |
116 |
I prefer something with tails. |
1.4289 |
0.03305 |
415 |
280 |
92 |
43 |
117 |
Can I wear this with jockeys? |
1.4289 |
0.03241 |
450 |
308 |
91 |
51 |
118 |
I hate to be difficult, but the ad specifically mentioned a PAIR of pants. |
1.4270 |
0.03236 |
445 |
304 |
92 |
49 |
119 |
Aaaah yes. This will be perfect for my stag party. |
1.4268 |
0.03315 |
410 |
277 |
91 |
42 |
120 |
I need something that slays it in both the boardroom and the barn. |
1.4264 |
0.03400 |
387 |
261 |
87 |
39 |
121 |
So, does this make me look like a stud? |
1.4262 |
0.03350 |
413 |
282 |
86 |
45 |
122 |
Do you think this is too formal for a barn wedding? |
1.4251 |
0.03309 |
414 |
281 |
90 |
43 |
123 |
I’m afraid I’ve always been a bit of a clothes horse. |
1.4236 |
0.03337 |
406 |
276 |
88 |
42 |
124 |
I'm the best half-man. |
1.4224 |
0.03140 |
393 |
255 |
110 |
28 |
125 |
It looks fine, but I'm still half the man I used to be. |
1.4199 |
0.03455 |
381 |
261 |
80 |
40 |
126 |
Some of my friends think I'm a real clothes horse. |
1.4187 |
0.03334 |
406 |
278 |
86 |
42 |
127 |
For pants I take a 32 by 34 by 32 by 34. |
1.4185 |
0.03263 |
399 |
268 |
95 |
36 |
128 |
I also need new shoes. |
1.4185 |
0.03480 |
368 |
251 |
80 |
37 |
129 |
For years they called me a clothes horse, so I just went with it. |
1.4182 |
0.03293 |
428 |
296 |
85 |
47 |
130 |
You'll never catch me wearing a polo shirt. |
1.4176 |
0.03655 |
364 |
256 |
64 |
44 |
131 |
Not a problem. It comes with two pairs of pants. |
1.4167 |
0.03413 |
396 |
274 |
79 |
43 |
132 |
I have to look good, my last date was a night-mare. |
1.4154 |
0.03804 |
337 |
238 |
58 |
41 |
133 |
I'm looking for something that exudes good breeding. |
1.4150 |
0.03350 |
400 |
275 |
84 |
41 |
134 |
Thanks for helping me out, most of the time I get sent to Western Wear. |
1.4146 |
0.03554 |
369 |
257 |
71 |
41 |
135 |
I don’t need pants, but I will take a look at your shoe collection. |
1.4141 |
0.03525 |
355 |
243 |
77 |
35 |
136 |
Now I'll need shoes to match! |
1.4135 |
0.03505 |
370 |
256 |
75 |
39 |
137 |
English, of course. |
1.4124 |
0.03327 |
371 |
249 |
91 |
31 |
138 |
I’m best man at my half brother’s wedding. |
1.4105 |
0.03637 |
324 |
221 |
73 |
30 |
139 |
You are going to be the centuar of attention |
1.4083 |
0.03658 |
360 |
256 |
61 |
43 |
140 |
Dressage for the job you want, not the one you have. |
1.4078 |
0.04610 |
206 |
142 |
44 |
20 |
141 |
I'll be the centaur of attention. |
1.4068 |
0.03435 |
354 |
241 |
82 |
31 |
142 |
Don't you just love a tux with tails? |
1.4066 |
0.03521 |
364 |
254 |
72 |
38 |
143 |
What’s that supposed to mean, ‘Nobody’s gonna notice the jacket anyway’? |
1.4044 |
0.04031 |
319 |
234 |
41 |
44 |
144 |
It's semi-formal. |
1.4038 |
0.03716 |
317 |
220 |
66 |
31 |
145 |
I like it,but does it come with a second pair of pants? |
1.4036 |
0.03604 |
337 |
234 |
70 |
33 |
146 |
These family weddings always turn into a bacchanal. |
1.4018 |
0.04122 |
331 |
251 |
27 |
53 |
147 |
I won’t need pants. The invitation specified “Tie and Tails.” |
1.4017 |
0.03517 |
361 |
253 |
71 |
37 |
148 |
Sorry about the mess in the changing room |
1.4012 |
0.03601 |
334 |
232 |
70 |
32 |
149 |
No thanks. I work from home. |
1.4006 |
0.03576 |
317 |
216 |
75 |
26 |
150 |
My father was a Clothes horse. |
1.4006 |
0.03740 |
332 |
236 |
59 |
37 |
151 |
Are you sure this tie doesn’t make my torso look too long? |
1.4000 |
0.03591 |
285 |
189 |
78 |
18 |
152 |
Can I get a discount since I don't need the trousers? |
1.4000 |
0.03524 |
320 |
217 |
78 |
25 |
153 |
Why yes, I was raised in a barn. Why do you ask? |
1.3994 |
0.03611 |
348 |
246 |
65 |
37 |
154 |
My pants size is sixteen hands. |
1.3994 |
0.03673 |
328 |
230 |
65 |
33 |
155 |
Fashion is part of good breeding. |
1.3988 |
0.03611 |
326 |
226 |
70 |
30 |
156 |
Do you have it in a dapple grey? |
1.3978 |
0.03313 |
357 |
242 |
88 |
27 |
157 |
Of course I need a private stall! |
1.3964 |
0.03639 |
338 |
239 |
64 |
35 |
158 |
Does this suit come with a 2nd pair of pants ? |
1.3962 |
0.03480 |
318 |
215 |
80 |
23 |
159 |
Remember the good old days when a suit came with two pairs of pants? |
1.3947 |
0.03823 |
304 |
215 |
58 |
31 |
160 |
Do I look like a stud? |
1.3921 |
0.03658 |
329 |
233 |
63 |
33 |
161 |
I’m opposed to suede. |
1.3916 |
0.03642 |
286 |
194 |
72 |
20 |
162 |
No need for pants. I do all my meetings on Zoom. |
1.3913 |
0.03793 |
322 |
232 |
54 |
36 |
163 |
I thought the suit came with two pairs of pants. |
1.3902 |
0.03665 |
305 |
212 |
67 |
26 |
164 |
Do you think this tie will clash with my enormous penis?” |
1.3899 |
0.04058 |
277 |
199 |
48 |
30 |
165 |
How long to tailor the pants? |
1.3889 |
0.03428 |
324 |
221 |
80 |
23 |
166 |
And now the hard part. |
1.3883 |
0.03827 |
309 |
222 |
54 |
33 |
167 |
Now to the blacksmith for matching shoes. |
1.3881 |
0.03899 |
286 |
203 |
55 |
28 |
168 |
It's so rare I find a shirt that fits my neck so well. |
1.3878 |
0.03488 |
312 |
213 |
77 |
22 |
169 |
What do you think, saddle or blanket? |
1.3878 |
0.03852 |
294 |
209 |
56 |
29 |
170 |
And it comes with two pairs of slacks? |
1.3862 |
0.03827 |
290 |
205 |
58 |
27 |
171 |
Ladies go for the tie and tails |
1.3861 |
0.03626 |
316 |
222 |
66 |
28 |
172 |
Don’t you just hate those New Yorker cartoons where they throw in a centaur? |
1.3854 |
0.04291 |
288 |
219 |
27 |
42 |
173 |
What do you think, do I look like a stud? |
1.3848 |
0.03669 |
330 |
237 |
59 |
34 |
174 |
I won’t be needing tails. |
1.3833 |
0.04180 |
227 |
158 |
51 |
18 |
175 |
After I am done with the tailor, can I talk to your blacksmith about a new pair of shoes? |
1.3824 |
0.03598 |
319 |
225 |
66 |
28 |
176 |
I'll take 2 pair of pants. |
1.3823 |
0.03669 |
293 |
204 |
66 |
23 |
177 |
Being a clotheshorse is more than a passion, it's a lifestyle. |
1.3819 |
0.03873 |
288 |
206 |
54 |
28 |
178 |
Is it too revealing? |
1.3808 |
0.03652 |
302 |
212 |
65 |
25 |
179 |
First impression. Quick! Will her parents like my beard? |
1.3808 |
0.03642 |
260 |
175 |
71 |
14 |
180 |
I'm speaking tomorrow night at the 4H Club. |
1.3805 |
0.04190 |
226 |
158 |
50 |
18 |
181 |
Does it come with a second pair of pants. |
1.3803 |
0.03814 |
284 |
201 |
58 |
25 |
182 |
I don't know... I think it makes me look like a horse's ass. |
1.3791 |
0.03982 |
277 |
200 |
49 |
28 |
183 |
This will look great for my day at the races. |
1.3767 |
0.03607 |
292 |
203 |
68 |
21 |
184 |
This is half decent. |
1.3763 |
0.03358 |
279 |
185 |
83 |
11 |
185 |
And this sport coat comes with two pairs of pants? |
1.3759 |
0.03736 |
266 |
184 |
64 |
18 |
186 |
Do you think the vest it too much? |
1.3755 |
0.03854 |
269 |
190 |
57 |
22 |
187 |
Thanks for the dressage. |
1.3750 |
0.03628 |
304 |
215 |
64 |
25 |
188 |
Just the jacket - I'm a news anchor. |
1.3740 |
0.04247 |
262 |
195 |
36 |
31 |
189 |
This fits much better than the pants. |
1.3735 |
0.03979 |
257 |
183 |
52 |
22 |
190 |
Am I correct,sir,in assuming this suit comes with two pair of pants? |
1.3728 |
0.03921 |
279 |
202 |
50 |
27 |
191 |
It's for a bridle party. |
1.3726 |
0.03761 |
263 |
183 |
62 |
18 |
192 |
No, I have shoes already. |
1.3709 |
0.03718 |
275 |
193 |
62 |
20 |
193 |
The tie, yea or neigh |
1.3707 |
0.04028 |
259 |
187 |
48 |
24 |
194 |
Half of me really loves it, but the other half thinks it might be a little too formal |
1.3699 |
0.05325 |
146 |
105 |
28 |
13 |
195 |
I might need some tailoring on the pants. |
1.3696 |
0.03896 |
257 |
182 |
55 |
20 |
196 |
And,two pairs of pants,please |
1.3681 |
0.03495 |
288 |
199 |
72 |
17 |
197 |
Make sure it's top of the line. I don't want to half-ass it. |
1.3676 |
0.03919 |
272 |
197 |
50 |
25 |
198 |
That jacket really behooves you, sir |
1.3676 |
0.03919 |
272 |
197 |
50 |
25 |
199 |
Got any of those jacket-and-two-pairs-of-pants deals? |
1.3673 |
0.04446 |
226 |
167 |
35 |
24 |
200 |
Much better! The tuxedo made me look like a penguin. |
1.3669 |
0.03857 |
278 |
201 |
52 |
25 |
201 |
You'll have to take the pants out a bit! |
1.3667 |
0.03649 |
270 |
188 |
65 |
17 |
202 |
Centaur couture is making a comeback this season for our prêt à porter et galop line.
Laurie Dickstein-Fischer, Needham, MA |
1.3660 |
0.04269 |
265 |
201 |
31 |
33 |
203 |
I want something that says business in the front, racehorse in the back. |
1.3655 |
0.04108 |
238 |
171 |
47 |
20 |
204 |
Do you charge for alterations? |
1.3626 |
0.03873 |
262 |
188 |
53 |
21 |
205 |
‘Part of me likes this’ |
1.3625 |
0.04032 |
251 |
182 |
47 |
22 |
206 |
I'll need alterations on the pants. My jockeys have been riding up on me. |
1.3615 |
0.04079 |
260 |
192 |
42 |
26 |
207 |
Throw in some sugar cubes and I’ll take it. |
1.3614 |
0.04054 |
249 |
181 |
46 |
22 |
208 |
It’s for a Zoom meeting. |
1.3613 |
0.04313 |
238 |
177 |
36 |
25 |
209 |
I say niegh. |
1.3600 |
0.03708 |
250 |
174 |
62 |
14 |
210 |
So you think tails are coming back? |
1.3596 |
0.04273 |
228 |
167 |
40 |
21 |
211 |
The fit is fine, but you might want to clean the dressing room. |
1.3595 |
0.04217 |
242 |
179 |
39 |
24 |
212 |
I'm going to the Vet Gala |
1.3583 |
0.03833 |
254 |
181 |
55 |
18 |
213 |
And for the pants, cuffs or no cuffs. |
1.3577 |
0.03832 |
246 |
174 |
56 |
16 |
214 |
Costume party? No, why do you ask? |
1.3574 |
0.03814 |
235 |
164 |
58 |
13 |
215 |
I don't know. I'm kind of divided. |
1.3574 |
0.03424 |
277 |
191 |
73 |
13 |
216 |
Do you think it makes my ass look fat? |
1.3569 |
0.04055 |
255 |
188 |
43 |
24 |
217 |
Do the stripes make me look too zebra-ish? |
1.3569 |
0.04017 |
255 |
187 |
45 |
23 |
218 |
What do you think? Yay or nay? |
1.3568 |
0.04417 |
227 |
170 |
33 |
24 |
219 |
Indeed, I like to be front-and-centaur! |
1.3563 |
0.03759 |
261 |
186 |
57 |
18 |
220 |
Do you have anything a little more racy? |
1.3559 |
0.04060 |
222 |
158 |
49 |
15 |
221 |
Now be a good fellow and tell me how it looks from the back. |
1.3556 |
0.04082 |
239 |
174 |
45 |
20 |
222 |
You will be delighted. sir, to know that this suit comes with two pairs of trousers |
1.3551 |
0.04173 |
245 |
182 |
39 |
24 |
223 |
Like everyone else, one leg at a time. |
1.3546 |
0.04099 |
251 |
186 |
41 |
24 |
224 |
It's a little tight in the withers. |
1.3542 |
0.03847 |
240 |
170 |
55 |
15 |
225 |
No I won’t be needing the pants. The invitation said black tie and tails. |
1.3541 |
0.04103 |
257 |
192 |
39 |
26 |
226 |
I prefer tails. |
1.3540 |
0.03755 |
226 |
156 |
60 |
10 |
227 |
Let me ask my better half. |
1.3529 |
0.03573 |
272 |
192 |
64 |
16 |
228 |
- "Hopefully, the zipper turns out okay. I have real trouble with flys." |
1.3527 |
0.03937 |
275 |
205 |
43 |
27 |
229 |
I wish the shoe department was this easy. |
1.3525 |
0.03975 |
244 |
177 |
48 |
19 |
230 |
The invitation said black tie and tails. |
1.3522 |
0.04104 |
247 |
183 |
41 |
23 |
231 |
The jacket is great! Now let's talk trousers. |
1.3519 |
0.05066 |
162 |
120 |
27 |
15 |
232 |
Always being groomed, but never the groom |
1.3502 |
0.04054 |
237 |
173 |
45 |
19 |
233 |
Do you think the vest is a bit too 'Look at me!'? |
1.3500 |
0.04275 |
220 |
162 |
39 |
19 |
234 |
They said the race was semi-formal. |
1.3496 |
0.04193 |
226 |
166 |
41 |
19 |
235 |
The suit really behooves me, don't you think? |
1.3491 |
0.03976 |
232 |
167 |
49 |
16 |
236 |
Working remotely has made shopping for clothing so much easier. |
1.3491 |
0.04159 |
232 |
171 |
41 |
20 |
237 |
Be honest, does the jacket make my hooves look big |
1.3487 |
0.04169 |
238 |
177 |
39 |
22 |
238 |
Does it make me look fast? |
1.3482 |
0.03922 |
224 |
159 |
52 |
13 |
239 |
I like it. Let’s try on the pants.” |
1.3471 |
0.04240 |
242 |
183 |
34 |
25 |
240 |
Perfect! You will be the Centaur of attention. |
1.3460 |
0.04178 |
237 |
177 |
38 |
22 |
241 |
Sagittarius. Why do you ask? |
1.3460 |
0.04450 |
211 |
158 |
33 |
20 |
242 |
I take a 34 tail |
1.3454 |
0.03908 |
249 |
182 |
48 |
19 |
243 |
I forget, should my tie match my hooves or my tail? |
1.3442 |
0.04337 |
215 |
160 |
36 |
19 |
244 |
I'll take it once I find the right shoes. |
1.3439 |
0.04331 |
189 |
136 |
41 |
12 |
245 |
Just the jacket and vest, thank you. |
1.3433 |
0.04001 |
233 |
170 |
46 |
17 |
246 |
Is there an option for trousers with a rear fly zone?" |
1.3422 |
0.04288 |
225 |
169 |
35 |
21 |
247 |
I think I'll definitely be the centaur of attention with this |
1.3410 |
0.04202 |
217 |
160 |
40 |
17 |
248 |
This vest makes me look like a zebra. |
1.3398 |
0.04358 |
206 |
153 |
36 |
17 |
249 |
If it comes with two pair of pants, I'll take it. |
1.3397 |
0.04094 |
209 |
151 |
45 |
13 |
250 |
Thanks. I'll be trotting along. |
1.3392 |
0.04209 |
227 |
170 |
37 |
20 |
251 |
Now what can you do for my better half? |
1.3391 |
0.04123 |
230 |
171 |
40 |
19 |
252 |
I'm afraid the tie may be a bit much. |
1.3389 |
0.04055 |
239 |
178 |
41 |
20 |
253 |
I don't need the pants, it's only for a Zoom interview. |
1.3389 |
0.04141 |
239 |
180 |
37 |
22 |
254 |
I’m the groom, so I’ll be front and centaur. |
1.3381 |
0.04188 |
210 |
154 |
41 |
15 |
255 |
Can we actually take the legs in? |
1.3378 |
0.04179 |
222 |
165 |
39 |
18 |
256 |
Yes the invitation said semi formal. |
1.3377 |
0.03807 |
228 |
163 |
53 |
12 |
257 |
Just because I am a horse’s ass doesn’t mean I have to dress like one. |
1.3375 |
0.03954 |
240 |
177 |
45 |
18 |
258 |
So I said nay. |
1.3367 |
0.04394 |
196 |
145 |
36 |
15 |
259 |
I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. |
1.3366 |
0.04143 |
205 |
149 |
43 |
13 |
260 |
Yay or neigh ? |
1.3363 |
0.04534 |
223 |
174 |
23 |
26 |
261 |
Now for the inseam measurement, approach very slowly. |
1.3362 |
0.03990 |
229 |
168 |
45 |
16 |
262 |
The jacket fits fine, but I’m worried about the trousers. |
1.3362 |
0.04093 |
232 |
173 |
40 |
19 |
263 |
Bridle party. |
1.3350 |
0.04510 |
206 |
157 |
29 |
20 |
264 |
Don't you think a striped vest will make me stand out? |
1.3348 |
0.04087 |
221 |
163 |
42 |
16 |
265 |
I try to pick a tie that won’t attract attention… |
1.3333 |
0.04193 |
201 |
147 |
41 |
13 |
266 |
Her father is against the whole thing because I’m Jewish. |
1.3333 |
0.04403 |
195 |
145 |
35 |
15 |
267 |
Does this make me look sophisticated or do I just look like an ass? |
1.3333 |
0.04234 |
210 |
156 |
38 |
16 |
268 |
I'm not sure that this is a good look with tails. |
1.3333 |
0.04179 |
210 |
155 |
40 |
15 |
269 |
Love it! Pants? |
1.3333 |
0.04321 |
204 |
152 |
36 |
16 |
270 |
What do you think of the tie—yay or neigh? |
1.3333 |
0.04462 |
195 |
146 |
33 |
16 |
271 |
Do you have anything to prevent me from being a horses ass. |
1.3333 |
0.04108 |
234 |
176 |
38 |
20 |
272 |
This motherfucker… |
1.3317 |
0.05128 |
202 |
166 |
5 |
31 |
273 |
I do look good in tails. |
1.3317 |
0.04292 |
202 |
150 |
37 |
15 |
274 |
The horse collar feels a bit tight. |
1.3295 |
0.04865 |
176 |
135 |
24 |
17 |
275 |
With this jacket, I'll be the 'Centaur' of attention at the party! |
1.3295 |
0.04499 |
173 |
127 |
35 |
11 |
276 |
Does it make my butt look big? |
1.3286 |
0.04287 |
213 |
161 |
34 |
18 |
277 |
This tie...yeigh, or neigh? |
1.3284 |
0.04414 |
201 |
152 |
32 |
17 |
278 |
I want to look hot to trot. |
1.3283 |
0.04286 |
198 |
147 |
37 |
14 |
279 |
Great. I'll take it. Now could you direct me to your shoe department |
1.3268 |
0.04123 |
205 |
151 |
41 |
13 |
280 |
Did you say this one is half off? |
1.3267 |
0.04339 |
202 |
152 |
34 |
16 |
281 |
Why yes, I would like two pairs of pants. |
1.3266 |
0.04208 |
199 |
147 |
39 |
13 |
282 |
You nailed the shoes. |
1.3265 |
0.04313 |
196 |
146 |
36 |
14 |
283 |
You think this is formal enough for getting hitched? |
1.3260 |
0.04493 |
181 |
135 |
33 |
13 |
284 |
Can you advise me on my dressage? |
1.3249 |
0.04294 |
197 |
147 |
36 |
14 |
285 |
Do you know a blacksmith who makes matching shoes? |
1.3245 |
0.04240 |
188 |
138 |
39 |
11 |
286 |
I’m actually a Gemini - but yes, a Sagittarius tailor would be great. |
1.3245 |
0.04307 |
188 |
139 |
37 |
12 |
287 |
I'm done with the tailor, please send in the cowboy. |
1.3243 |
0.04616 |
185 |
141 |
28 |
16 |
288 |
Be honest. I look like a horse's ass in this, don't I? |
1.3242 |
0.04244 |
219 |
167 |
33 |
19 |
289 |
It’s the pants that are always the challenge. |
1.3242 |
0.04403 |
182 |
135 |
35 |
12 |
290 |
Invitation said coat and tails only. |
1.3238 |
0.04528 |
210 |
164 |
24 |
22 |
291 |
I'll need another pair of those. |
1.3238 |
0.03993 |
210 |
154 |
44 |
12 |
292 |
I only need to make a stop at the blacksmiths for some new shoes and I will be off. |
1.3237 |
0.04367 |
207 |
158 |
31 |
18 |
293 |
Can I try on something that makes me appear less conservative? |
1.3235 |
0.04462 |
170 |
125 |
35 |
10 |
294 |
How do I look from behind? |
1.3232 |
0.04215 |
198 |
147 |
38 |
13 |
295 |
Most of my meetings are on Zoom. |
1.3232 |
0.04509 |
198 |
152 |
28 |
18 |
296 |
I don’t believe in one size fits all. |
1.3229 |
0.04111 |
192 |
140 |
42 |
10 |
297 |
Does this make my ass seem big? |
1.3229 |
0.04375 |
223 |
174 |
26 |
23 |
298 |
Very sorry about the mess in the dressing room. |
1.3228 |
0.04604 |
189 |
145 |
27 |
17 |
299 |
For the bottoms, can you recommend something that will work for the office and a little evening Polo? |
1.3224 |
0.04363 |
214 |
165 |
29 |
20 |
300 |
I was hoping for something a bit racier. |
1.3207 |
0.04362 |
184 |
137 |
35 |
12 |
301 |
Now what about shoes |
1.3202 |
0.04463 |
178 |
133 |
33 |
12 |
302 |
Do you have one in chestnut? |
1.3200 |
0.04057 |
200 |
147 |
42 |
11 |
303 |
Where's your restroom? |
1.3198 |
0.04099 |
172 |
123 |
43 |
6 |
304 |
‘This is the perfect look for Zoom.’ |
1.3194 |
0.04249 |
191 |
142 |
37 |
12 |
305 |
For the pants, I need something that doesn't say two guys in a vaudeville show. |
1.3193 |
0.04683 |
166 |
125 |
29 |
12 |
306 |
Do you think this will clash with other members of the bridle party? |
1.3186 |
0.04061 |
204 |
151 |
41 |
12 |
307 |
Blind dates never notice my ties. Why is that? |
1.3186 |
0.04178 |
204 |
153 |
37 |
14 |
308 |
As long as I don't look like a horse's ass. |
1.3177 |
0.04357 |
192 |
145 |
33 |
14 |
309 |
Does it look good? Stomp once for yes and twice for no. |
1.3177 |
0.04230 |
192 |
143 |
37 |
12 |
310 |
I’m looking for something business on top and racy on the bottom. |
1.3175 |
0.04531 |
189 |
145 |
28 |
16 |
311 |
So, 86 the trousers? |
1.3169 |
0.04301 |
183 |
136 |
36 |
11 |
312 |
What lovely service; yes, I would love a carrot, thank you. |
1.3168 |
0.05017 |
161 |
125 |
21 |
15 |
313 |
If you can guess how I wear pants, I’ll buy 3. |
1.3167 |
0.04420 |
180 |
135 |
33 |
12 |
314 |
Sold. Now where can I find your shoe department? |
1.3163 |
0.04168 |
196 |
146 |
38 |
12 |
315 |
It looks even better with tails. |
1.3155 |
0.04625 |
187 |
145 |
25 |
17 |
316 |
The trousers can be altered, right? |
1.3155 |
0.04167 |
187 |
138 |
39 |
10 |
317 |
Same as you - one leg at a time, why? |
1.3150 |
0.04287 |
200 |
152 |
33 |
15 |
318 |
Are the alterations included? |
1.3146 |
0.04659 |
178 |
137 |
26 |
15 |
319 |
I'm sure you be the centaur of attention at the ball sir. |
1.3141 |
0.04428 |
191 |
146 |
30 |
15 |
320 |
The pants may need to be reined in a bit. |
1.3136 |
0.04687 |
169 |
129 |
27 |
13 |
321 |
I’ll need a matching pocket square, and manure bag. |
1.3135 |
0.04463 |
185 |
141 |
30 |
14 |
322 |
Is this too formal for a stag-party? |
1.3132 |
0.04308 |
182 |
136 |
35 |
11 |
323 |
the dress code said tails. |
1.3131 |
0.04314 |
198 |
151 |
32 |
15 |
324 |
Yes, the sale price includes two pairs of trousers. |
1.3131 |
0.04431 |
198 |
153 |
28 |
17 |
325 |
I'm always smiling. Otherwise someone is bound to say, "Why the long face?" |
1.3128 |
0.04058 |
179 |
130 |
42 |
7 |
326 |
I'm looking for something that says 'business on the top, party on the bottom.' |
1.3128 |
0.04428 |
179 |
135 |
32 |
12 |
327 |
Now this is embarrassing, but someone left a huge pile of manure in your dressing room. |
1.3121 |
0.04679 |
173 |
133 |
26 |
14 |
328 |
There, I am now no longer just Ed. |
1.3111 |
0.04336 |
180 |
135 |
34 |
11 |
329 |
And I need the cuffs to just touch my hoofs. |
1.3106 |
0.04845 |
161 |
124 |
24 |
13 |
330 |
This suit does include a second pair of pants,right? |
1.3103 |
0.03998 |
232 |
178 |
36 |
18 |
331 |
I look like a jackass. |
1.3099 |
0.04707 |
142 |
105 |
30 |
7 |
332 |
I work from home |
1.3092 |
0.03881 |
207 |
153 |
44 |
10 |
333 |
Oh, it’s a zoom wedding |
1.3091 |
0.04435 |
165 |
123 |
33 |
9 |
334 |
Thank you for your assistance. Not many sales clerks know how to convert inches to hands. |
1.3090 |
0.04507 |
178 |
136 |
29 |
13 |
335 |
Thanks but I do not need the tails. |
1.3090 |
0.04291 |
178 |
133 |
35 |
10 |
336 |
I'm not sure about this tie. It makes me look... funny... |
1.3088 |
0.04098 |
204 |
154 |
37 |
13 |
337 |
I can't help but feel like it makes my butt look big. |
1.3085 |
0.04336 |
188 |
143 |
32 |
13 |
338 |
I think the 18 hands is a better fit. |
1.3077 |
0.04821 |
169 |
132 |
22 |
15 |
339 |
Tails ate optional for this party. |
1.3077 |
0.04420 |
156 |
115 |
34 |
7 |
340 |
I'm chomping at the bit. How much? |
1.3077 |
0.04441 |
169 |
127 |
32 |
10 |
341 |
You could try Men’s Marehouse for the rest… |
1.3077 |
0.04569 |
182 |
141 |
26 |
15 |
342 |
I'm hoping to attract someone looking for a stable relationship. |
1.3073 |
0.04555 |
179 |
138 |
27 |
14 |
343 |
I say neigh on the pants. |
1.3072 |
0.04663 |
153 |
115 |
29 |
9 |
344 |
How's my ass look? |
1.3069 |
0.04316 |
189 |
144 |
32 |
13 |
345 |
How much for the matching chaps? |
1.3068 |
0.03924 |
176 |
127 |
44 |
5 |
346 |
It's for an interview on Zoom. |
1.3065 |
0.04229 |
186 |
140 |
35 |
11 |
347 |
That color really makes your hooves pop. |
1.3064 |
0.04290 |
173 |
129 |
35 |
9 |
348 |
Love the coat! Now, do you have trousers that don't make my ass look too big? |
1.3057 |
0.04498 |
193 |
151 |
25 |
17 |
349 |
I don't want to look like an ass.... |
1.3056 |
0.04464 |
180 |
138 |
29 |
13 |
350 |
It does look more distinguished with tails |
1.3056 |
0.04533 |
180 |
139 |
27 |
14 |
351 |
And two pairs of trousers. |
1.3054 |
0.04471 |
167 |
126 |
31 |
10 |
352 |
It'll work for my Zoom interview. |
1.3053 |
0.04231 |
190 |
144 |
34 |
12 |
353 |
I’m just the best man. But honestly, the groom is a horse’s ass. |
1.3053 |
0.04487 |
190 |
148 |
26 |
16 |
354 |
You think the little horses on the tie are too much? |
1.3043 |
0.04459 |
184 |
142 |
28 |
14 |
355 |
Would a tie pin be too distracting? |
1.3043 |
0.04666 |
161 |
123 |
27 |
11 |
356 |
That’s a “nay” on the matching pants, then? |
1.3039 |
0.04082 |
181 |
134 |
39 |
8 |
357 |
I'd like to consult with my better half.” |
1.3039 |
0.04511 |
181 |
140 |
27 |
14 |
358 |
Nothing too flashy. I don't need to be the centaur of attention. |
1.3039 |
0.04157 |
181 |
135 |
37 |
9 |
359 |
I fully expect to be the centaur of attention. |
1.3038 |
0.04894 |
158 |
123 |
22 |
13 |
360 |
Does it make my ass look big ? ? |
1.3036 |
0.04758 |
168 |
131 |
23 |
14 |
361 |
Does 'Black Tie Optional' mean I have to wear pants? |
1.3036 |
0.04368 |
168 |
126 |
33 |
9 |
362 |
It needs to reek of sartorial, centaurial splendor. |
1.3034 |
0.04727 |
145 |
109 |
28 |
8 |
363 |
I’ve been hired as a news anchor. |
1.3032 |
0.04190 |
188 |
142 |
35 |
11 |
364 |
I also need to be shod. |
1.3029 |
0.04618 |
175 |
136 |
25 |
14 |
365 |
My fashion sense is from my mother. My father was a real ass. |
1.3029 |
0.04400 |
175 |
133 |
31 |
11 |
366 |
You don’t remember me from high school? |
1.3026 |
0.05030 |
152 |
119 |
20 |
13 |
367 |
Okay, stop with the clotheshorse jokes, already!" |
1.3023 |
0.04527 |
172 |
132 |
28 |
12 |
368 |
It's so me: business on the top, party animal on the bottom. |
1.3012 |
0.04313 |
166 |
124 |
34 |
8 |
369 |
I dress to be the centaur of attention. |
1.3011 |
0.04284 |
186 |
142 |
32 |
12 |
370 |
I insist on being the centaur of attention. |
1.3006 |
0.04504 |
173 |
133 |
28 |
12 |
371 |
I like the jacket but the pants made my ass look big. |
1.3006 |
0.04578 |
173 |
134 |
26 |
13 |
372 |
I'll say 'yea' to the jacket, but 'neighhhhh' to the vest. |
1.3000 |
0.04308 |
180 |
137 |
32 |
11 |
373 |
Perfect. All I need now is a derby. |
1.3000 |
0.04481 |
170 |
130 |
29 |
11 |
374 |
Of course all our suits come with an extra air of pants |
1.2994 |
0.04430 |
177 |
136 |
29 |
12 |
375 |
In this, I can trot my daughter down the aisle. |
1.2983 |
0.04428 |
181 |
140 |
28 |
13 |
376 |
I'm trying to be the centaur of attention. |
1.2983 |
0.04632 |
181 |
143 |
22 |
16 |
377 |
Did you say you have a two for one special on pants? |
1.2970 |
0.04143 |
165 |
122 |
37 |
6 |
378 |
My fiancé is over at David’s Bridle |
1.2968 |
0.04944 |
155 |
122 |
20 |
13 |
379 |
Does it look good with these shoes? |
1.2966 |
0.04603 |
145 |
109 |
29 |
7 |
380 |
Oh, it's just a Zoom meeting; I don't need the pants. |
1.2961 |
0.04457 |
179 |
139 |
27 |
13 |
381 |
My wife is constantly riding me to buy new clothes. |
1.2961 |
0.04745 |
152 |
117 |
25 |
10 |
382 |
Well, we got the easy part out of the way. |
1.2949 |
0.04831 |
156 |
122 |
22 |
12 |
383 |
You don't think it makes my ass look big? |
1.2948 |
0.04708 |
173 |
137 |
21 |
15 |
384 |
I figure, if you're going to be a clothes horse, be a clothes horse! |
1.2948 |
0.04563 |
173 |
135 |
25 |
13 |
385 |
Do you think I look good in tails? |
1.2944 |
0.04505 |
180 |
141 |
25 |
14 |
386 |
I'm hoping to increase my stud fee. |
1.2941 |
0.04466 |
170 |
131 |
28 |
11 |
387 |
It's nice but let's go with the one with two pairs of pants. |
1.2941 |
0.04307 |
170 |
129 |
32 |
9 |
388 |
You do carry suits with two sets of trousers, right? |
1.2941 |
0.04466 |
170 |
131 |
28 |
11 |
389 |
And alterations are included? |
1.2941 |
0.04307 |
170 |
129 |
32 |
9 |
390 |
Does it come in tails? |
1.2933 |
0.04781 |
150 |
116 |
24 |
10 |
391 |
This one's not half bad. |
1.2931 |
0.04158 |
174 |
131 |
35 |
8 |
392 |
Just the jacket, please - I work remotely. |
1.2928 |
0.04483 |
181 |
142 |
25 |
14 |
393 |
I'm the best man and the chauffeur. |
1.2925 |
0.04446 |
147 |
110 |
31 |
6 |
394 |
Not half bad. |
1.2919 |
0.04374 |
161 |
122 |
31 |
8 |
395 |
Are those pants 34W x 36L x 4? |
1.2917 |
0.04416 |
168 |
129 |
29 |
10 |
396 |
Zoom has done wonders for my career. |
1.2913 |
0.05257 |
127 |
99 |
19 |
9 |
397 |
Well, if you're offering I'll take an oat milk latte. |
1.2911 |
0.04777 |
158 |
124 |
22 |
12 |
398 |
Sorry about the mess in the dressing room. |
1.2909 |
0.04865 |
165 |
132 |
18 |
15 |
399 |
This tie - Yay or Neigh? |
1.2909 |
0.04631 |
165 |
129 |
24 |
12 |
400 |
Not looking forward to this wedding. I have two left feet and I’m a little bit hoarse. |
1.2905 |
0.04623 |
148 |
113 |
27 |
8 |
401 |
I need a suit that says, “Gallop.” |
1.2905 |
0.04074 |
179 |
135 |
36 |
8 |
402 |
Perfect for the Satyrday ball. |
1.2903 |
0.04290 |
155 |
116 |
33 |
6 |
403 |
Eyes up here, buddy. |
1.2899 |
0.04472 |
169 |
131 |
27 |
11 |
404 |
Be careful measuring the inseam. |
1.2898 |
0.04196 |
176 |
134 |
33 |
9 |
405 |
And what’s your 4 for 2 policy on leggings? |
1.2893 |
0.04218 |
159 |
119 |
34 |
6 |
406 |
I do prefer coats with tails. |
1.2890 |
0.04474 |
173 |
135 |
26 |
12 |
407 |
Keep the pants. |
1.2890 |
0.04242 |
173 |
132 |
32 |
9 |
408 |
I’m going for the equestrian look.” |
1.2889 |
0.04278 |
180 |
139 |
30 |
11 |
409 |
Excuse my voice: I'm a little horse. |
1.2885 |
0.04638 |
156 |
121 |
25 |
10 |
410 |
I’m looking for something with extra leg room. |
1.2885 |
0.04548 |
156 |
120 |
27 |
9 |
411 |
I won't be needing the pants. It's a Zoom interview." |
1.2883 |
0.04582 |
163 |
127 |
25 |
11 |
412 |
Is there a matching blanket? |
1.2875 |
0.04468 |
160 |
123 |
28 |
9 |
413 |
How do I look? Just say yea or neigh. |
1.2875 |
0.04807 |
160 |
127 |
20 |
13 |
414 |
It drapes nicely over my withers. |
1.2873 |
0.04258 |
181 |
140 |
30 |
11 |
415 |
I'll take it, my good man. Do you have a bit or bridal to match? |
1.2872 |
0.04079 |
188 |
144 |
34 |
10 |
416 |
You should see the bride |
1.2867 |
0.04570 |
150 |
115 |
27 |
8 |
417 |
Are you thinking what I am? Saddleback shoes? |
1.2867 |
0.04570 |
150 |
115 |
27 |
8 |
418 |
At last I'm in a stable relationship. |
1.2866 |
0.04612 |
157 |
122 |
25 |
10 |
419 |
Do you think the stripes make me look unusual? |
1.2865 |
0.04261 |
185 |
144 |
29 |
12 |
420 |
I'm a 192x34 pant. |
1.2857 |
0.04530 |
161 |
125 |
26 |
10 |
421 |
to the left |
1.2857 |
0.04940 |
161 |
130 |
16 |
15 |
422 |
Now the shoes. |
1.2857 |
0.04892 |
140 |
109 |
22 |
9 |
423 |
Every filly's crazy about a sharp-dressed mane. |
1.2857 |
0.04234 |
168 |
128 |
32 |
8 |
424 |
I think these tails will go better with your tail. |
1.2857 |
0.04317 |
168 |
129 |
30 |
9 |
425 |
I stand corrected sir. It will be a coat and tail , not tails . |
1.2857 |
0.04193 |
154 |
115 |
34 |
5 |
426 |
This is perfect for Zoom.” |
1.2857 |
0.04277 |
175 |
135 |
30 |
10 |
427 |
I’m set—the party is black tie and tails. |
1.2857 |
0.04957 |
133 |
103 |
22 |
8 |
428 |
No need - I'm only ever seen on zoom calls. |
1.2849 |
0.04480 |
172 |
135 |
25 |
12 |
429 |
Do you have anything with a centaur vent? |
1.2848 |
0.04451 |
165 |
128 |
27 |
10 |
430 |
I just don’t want to be the centaur of attention. |
1.2848 |
0.04772 |
165 |
132 |
19 |
14 |
431 |
Do you have anything that doesn't make me look like a horse's ass? |
1.2848 |
0.04533 |
165 |
129 |
25 |
11 |
432 |
Do you happen to have any saddles? |
1.2848 |
0.04543 |
151 |
116 |
27 |
8 |
433 |
It's for my groom's wedding. |
1.2847 |
0.04993 |
144 |
114 |
19 |
11 |
434 |
I prefer a little more room in the seat. |
1.2844 |
0.05842 |
109 |
87 |
13 |
9 |
435 |
I'll pass on the pants. |
1.2840 |
0.04295 |
169 |
130 |
30 |
9 |
436 |
This jacket will indeed make me the centaur of attention. |
1.2840 |
0.04332 |
162 |
124 |
30 |
8 |
437 |
Seems a bit tight. Do you have anything in a 16 hand? |
1.2839 |
0.04366 |
155 |
118 |
30 |
7 |
438 |
So far, so good. |
1.2838 |
0.04701 |
148 |
115 |
24 |
9 |
439 |
It’s for a Greek Unorthodox wedding, you see… |
1.2833 |
0.05046 |
120 |
92 |
22 |
6 |
440 |
The invitation said Coat and Tails...That's me! |
1.2831 |
0.04428 |
166 |
129 |
27 |
10 |
441 |
Does the striped vest make me look too zebra-ish? |
1.2831 |
0.04344 |
166 |
128 |
29 |
9 |
442 |
You'll want to send someone with a shovel and rake to Changing Room 3. |
1.2830 |
0.04561 |
159 |
124 |
25 |
10 |
443 |
Sagittarius. How did you guess? |
1.2829 |
0.04517 |
152 |
117 |
27 |
8 |
444 |
It’s alright, my interview is over Zoom. |
1.2819 |
0.04160 |
149 |
111 |
34 |
4 |
445 |
I was going pantless long before Zoom. |
1.2817 |
0.04934 |
142 |
112 |
20 |
10 |
446 |
I’d like something that will not stand out… |
1.2817 |
0.04620 |
142 |
109 |
26 |
7 |
447 |
I'm not half the man I used to be, but I clean up ok. |
1.2810 |
0.04871 |
121 |
92 |
24 |
5 |
448 |
I'm afraid to use the mirror, people say I look like an ass from the back. |
1.2807 |
0.04251 |
171 |
132 |
30 |
9 |
449 |
Tails are out |
1.2805 |
0.04286 |
164 |
126 |
30 |
8 |
450 |
I'm English, not Western. |
1.2805 |
0.04107 |
164 |
124 |
34 |
6 |
451 |
Tell me honestly, does this jacket make my hind quarters look big? |
1.2800 |
0.05016 |
150 |
121 |
16 |
13 |
452 |
The jacket fits great. Do you sell it WITHOUT pants? |
1.2798 |
0.04215 |
168 |
129 |
31 |
8 |
453 |
The bottom half is business casual. |
1.2797 |
0.04698 |
143 |
111 |
24 |
8 |
454 |
Would you happen to have a saddle blanket that would go with this tie? |
1.2797 |
0.04592 |
143 |
110 |
26 |
7 |
455 |
So you're saying this will get me noticed? |
1.2791 |
0.04794 |
129 |
99 |
24 |
6 |
456 |
If you take off 10% I’ll give you a ride home. |
1.2789 |
0.04806 |
147 |
116 |
21 |
10 |
457 |
Pants are 2 for 1, right? |
1.2788 |
0.04349 |
165 |
128 |
28 |
9 |
458 |
I’m business on top, party on the bottom. |
1.2785 |
0.04478 |
158 |
123 |
26 |
9 |
459 |
May I ask, does the gentleman prefer pockets or stirrups on your trousers? |
1.2781 |
0.05160 |
151 |
124 |
12 |
15 |
460 |
I need a suit for a wedding. I'm the Best Half-Man. |
1.2781 |
0.04219 |
151 |
114 |
32 |
5 |
461 |
The invitation said pants optional. |
1.2775 |
0.04208 |
173 |
134 |
30 |
9 |
462 |
Thanks, this will be great for my Zoom calls. |
1.2774 |
0.04345 |
155 |
119 |
29 |
7 |
463 |
It is so difficult to find something that goes with white hooves. |
1.2774 |
0.04484 |
137 |
104 |
28 |
5 |
464 |
Maybe a kilt? |
1.2770 |
0.04580 |
148 |
115 |
25 |
8 |
465 |
A bowler please, It's Derby Day. |
1.2770 |
0.04479 |
148 |
114 |
27 |
7 |
466 |
Tails and top hats are a must for the Royal Ascot. |
1.2770 |
0.04375 |
148 |
113 |
29 |
6 |
467 |
It's a little snug around the withers." |
1.2767 |
0.04363 |
159 |
123 |
28 |
8 |
468 |
Do you think this is too dressy for dressage? |
1.2767 |
0.04542 |
159 |
125 |
24 |
10 |
469 |
I’d like the pants cuffed, just above the hoof. |
1.2767 |
0.04177 |
159 |
121 |
32 |
6 |
470 |
I still feel half dressed. |
1.2763 |
0.04090 |
152 |
114 |
34 |
4 |
471 |
It compliments my withers. |
1.2761 |
0.04015 |
163 |
123 |
35 |
5 |
472 |
It's a long story involving a magic potion and a stable |
1.2759 |
0.05037 |
145 |
117 |
16 |
12 |
473 |
Now, let's see if your blacksmith is as good as your tailor. |
1.2759 |
0.04743 |
145 |
114 |
22 |
9 |
474 |
Frankly, no matter what I wear I'm always the Centaur of attention. |
1.2756 |
0.04776 |
156 |
125 |
19 |
12 |
475 |
Trot around and see how you feel. |
1.2756 |
0.05324 |
127 |
102 |
15 |
10 |
476 |
What do you mean this is an odd look?!? This combination totally says, 'Business on top and fun below!' |
1.2754 |
0.04468 |
167 |
132 |
24 |
11 |
477 |
The jacket’s great, but the pants make me look like an ass. |
1.2749 |
0.04470 |
171 |
136 |
23 |
12 |
478 |
Do you have a saddle blanket to match the vest? |
1.2746 |
0.04373 |
142 |
108 |
29 |
5 |
479 |
So you think I’ll win at dressage? |
1.2744 |
0.04522 |
164 |
130 |
23 |
11 |
480 |
I don't know what it is exactly, but Ralph Lauren just gets me. |
1.2741 |
0.04867 |
135 |
106 |
21 |
8 |
481 |
Well, you see, I’m what you would call a clothes horse. |
1.2740 |
0.04813 |
146 |
116 |
20 |
10 |
482 |
This is just the suit to trample my compteition |
1.2740 |
0.04403 |
146 |
112 |
28 |
6 |
483 |
Jesus, Todd. I’m a Minotaur and your biggest question is how I tuck in my shirt? |
1.2735 |
0.05239 |
117 |
92 |
18 |
7 |
484 |
The vest — yay or neigh? |
1.2734 |
0.04668 |
128 |
98 |
25 |
5 |
485 |
The trousers will be a bit trickier. |
1.2733 |
0.04112 |
150 |
113 |
33 |
4 |
486 |
First impressions are so important. |
1.2733 |
0.04624 |
150 |
118 |
23 |
9 |
487 |
I think I'd prefer something with tails. |
1.2733 |
0.04316 |
161 |
125 |
28 |
8 |
488 |
I'll need two pair of trousers. |
1.2733 |
0.04370 |
172 |
136 |
25 |
11 |
489 |
I dunno - I feel like this makes me look like a real horse's ass. |
1.2727 |
0.04632 |
154 |
122 |
22 |
10 |
490 |
Do you wear left or right? |
1.2727 |
0.04821 |
132 |
103 |
22 |
7 |
491 |
Honestly, do you think the striped vest will draw too much attention? |
1.2727 |
0.04497 |
165 |
131 |
23 |
11 |
492 |
I want a look that draws attention to my face. |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
493 |
Actually, I'm a three quarter horse. |
1.2727 |
0.04568 |
143 |
111 |
25 |
7 |
494 |
I'll skip the pants, I'm working from home these days. |
1.2727 |
0.04574 |
132 |
101 |
26 |
5 |
495 |
I like the jacket but part of me says neigh. |
1.2727 |
0.04674 |
143 |
112 |
23 |
8 |
496 |
Does this make me look like a jackass? |
1.2717 |
0.04347 |
173 |
137 |
25 |
11 |
497 |
I like it, but I’ll have to check with my better half |
1.2717 |
0.04347 |
173 |
137 |
25 |
11 |
498 |
Do I look like a win, place or show? |
1.2716 |
0.04202 |
162 |
125 |
30 |
7 |
499 |
I'm glad you sell separates. |
1.2715 |
0.04401 |
151 |
117 |
27 |
7 |
500 |
Does the tie go well with my hooves? |
1.2715 |
0.04785 |
151 |
121 |
19 |
11 |
501 |
You're right, the tie really draws the eyes upward. |
1.2714 |
0.04845 |
140 |
111 |
20 |
9 |
502 |
I wear a size 38 very very very long. |
1.2714 |
0.04738 |
140 |
110 |
22 |
8 |
503 |
Maybe it’s just me, but I think the jacket makes my butt look big. |
1.2714 |
0.04628 |
140 |
109 |
24 |
7 |
504 |
The striped vest is a little too attention-getting. |
1.2711 |
0.04134 |
166 |
128 |
31 |
7 |
505 |
And does this one come with an extra pair of pants? |
1.2710 |
0.04513 |
155 |
122 |
24 |
9 |
506 |
Trousers. silk, bright colors, and four riding boots. |
1.2710 |
0.04323 |
155 |
120 |
28 |
7 |
507 |
I'll need a matching set for my groom. |
1.2706 |
0.04476 |
170 |
136 |
22 |
12 |
508 |
There are worse curses. |
1.2704 |
0.04522 |
159 |
126 |
23 |
10 |
509 |
With a slight break at the hoofs |
1.2703 |
0.04456 |
148 |
115 |
26 |
7 |
510 |
Tell me ... honestly ... Do I look like a stud? |
1.2703 |
0.04755 |
148 |
118 |
20 |
10 |
511 |
Do you think the beard is too much? |
1.2701 |
0.04691 |
137 |
107 |
23 |
7 |
512 |
It keeps riding up on me. |
1.2701 |
0.04457 |
137 |
105 |
27 |
5 |
513 |
Could you show me something in shoeing? |
1.2698 |
0.04565 |
126 |
96 |
26 |
4 |
514 |
If I don't wear a necktie, I always feel half-dressed. |
1.2698 |
0.05091 |
126 |
100 |
18 |
8 |
515 |
A jacket with a split tail, please. |
1.2697 |
0.04848 |
152 |
123 |
17 |
12 |
516 |
I reckon this suit will make me the centaur of attention. |
1.2697 |
0.04848 |
152 |
123 |
17 |
12 |
517 |
I'm at 3:1 odds she'll go through with it. |
1.2697 |
0.04474 |
152 |
119 |
25 |
8 |
518 |
I just felt that going around shirtless the whole time was attracting too much attention. |
1.2697 |
0.04570 |
152 |
120 |
23 |
9 |
519 |
Looks good, but will the tie heroically flap over my shoulder while I gallop? |
1.2696 |
0.04990 |
115 |
89 |
21 |
5 |
520 |
My cousin can’t wear stripes; he’s a zebra. |
1.2695 |
0.04919 |
141 |
113 |
18 |
10 |
521 |
I really feel like this tie is going to make me stand out. |
1.2695 |
0.04708 |
141 |
111 |
22 |
8 |
522 |
And, of course, I'll need horse shoes. Anything in a wing-tip? |
1.2690 |
0.04820 |
145 |
116 |
19 |
10 |
523 |
Behooves you |
1.2690 |
0.05015 |
145 |
118 |
15 |
12 |
524 |
What's your horseshoe selection look like? |
1.2689 |
0.05297 |
119 |
95 |
16 |
8 |
525 |
Mr. Ed referred me. |
1.2689 |
0.05297 |
119 |
95 |
16 |
8 |
526 |
Do your suits still come with two pairs of pants? |
1.2689 |
0.05161 |
119 |
94 |
18 |
7 |
527 |
Do you do alterations? |
1.2687 |
0.04757 |
134 |
105 |
22 |
7 |
528 |
['m getting married to a mermaid. [t's been a surf and turf relationship. |
1.2683 |
0.05424 |
123 |
100 |
13 |
10 |
529 |
Father always said, "Dress for the stable you want, not the stable you have." |
1.2677 |
0.04534 |
127 |
97 |
26 |
4 |
530 |
I was thinking maybe a bolero |
1.2676 |
0.04460 |
142 |
110 |
26 |
6 |
531 |
My eyes are up here. |
1.2676 |
0.04888 |
142 |
114 |
18 |
10 |
532 |
Are you sure this isn't too formal for the Preakness? |
1.2676 |
0.04571 |
142 |
111 |
24 |
7 |
533 |
She said she was going to fuck me and the horse I rode in on. |
1.2676 |
0.05185 |
142 |
117 |
12 |
13 |
534 |
It's a black tie and tail affair. |
1.2676 |
0.04460 |
142 |
110 |
26 |
6 |
535 |
In lieu of a top hat, may I suggest a derby? |
1.2676 |
0.04888 |
142 |
114 |
18 |
10 |
536 |
Pants? It's not that formal. |
1.2675 |
0.04179 |
157 |
121 |
30 |
6 |
537 |
My waist is 56”. My trouser lengths are 34’, 34” , 38” 38”,
Plain front please. |
1.2671 |
0.04790 |
146 |
117 |
19 |
10 |
538 |
No pants, but I would like to speak with your Fourier about shoe options. |
1.2671 |
0.04485 |
146 |
114 |
25 |
7 |
539 |
They say I'm a quarter horse but it's more like two thirds. |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
120 |
93 |
22 |
5 |
540 |
You mentioned free alterations. Can I try the trousers? |
1.2667 |
0.05257 |
120 |
96 |
16 |
8 |
541 |
Forgive my voice, I'm a little horse. |
1.2667 |
0.04984 |
120 |
94 |
20 |
6 |
542 |
I'm a stud. |
1.2667 |
0.04984 |
120 |
94 |
20 |
6 |
543 |
I love the jacket, but the pants are going to need some alterations. |
1.2667 |
0.04232 |
135 |
102 |
30 |
3 |
544 |
‘’Does this make me look like an ass?’’ |
1.2667 |
0.04486 |
135 |
104 |
26 |
5 |
545 |
The clothes make the half-man, too. |
1.2662 |
0.04226 |
154 |
119 |
29 |
6 |
546 |
Do I still get two pair of pants. |
1.2662 |
0.04517 |
154 |
122 |
23 |
9 |
547 |
Cuffs or no cuffs |
1.2662 |
0.04401 |
139 |
107 |
27 |
5 |
548 |
Gives a whole new meaning to the word "dressage". |
1.2662 |
0.04852 |
139 |
111 |
19 |
9 |
549 |
Do I look like a horse's a** in this suit? |
1.2657 |
0.04754 |
143 |
114 |
20 |
9 |
550 |
You have to look sharp as a flight attendant. |
1.2656 |
0.05141 |
128 |
103 |
16 |
9 |
551 |
I wear about a forty furlong |
1.2656 |
0.04769 |
128 |
100 |
22 |
6 |
552 |
I feel like a horse's ass wearing this. |
1.2654 |
0.04271 |
162 |
127 |
27 |
8 |
553 |
Do you think the stripes will get me noticed? |
1.2652 |
0.04545 |
132 |
102 |
25 |
5 |
554 |
Cuffs in front legs. No cuffs in back. |
1.2652 |
0.04545 |
132 |
102 |
25 |
5 |
555 |
I feel like a stud. |
1.2647 |
0.04695 |
136 |
107 |
22 |
7 |
556 |
Yes, it's a gated community. Why do you ask? |
1.2647 |
0.04577 |
136 |
106 |
24 |
6 |
557 |
Does this make my hind quarters look big? |
1.2645 |
0.04947 |
121 |
95 |
20 |
6 |
558 |
No matter what they say I think the clothes do make the man! |
1.2643 |
0.04602 |
140 |
110 |
23 |
7 |
559 |
Now, if you'll direct me to the blacksmith. |
1.2643 |
0.04489 |
140 |
109 |
25 |
6 |
560 |
The Kentucky Derby is always the busiest time of the year for me. |
1.2643 |
0.04602 |
140 |
110 |
23 |
7 |
561 |
Now for the hard part... |
1.2642 |
0.04412 |
159 |
126 |
24 |
9 |
562 |
Your ad said alterations are free. |
1.2640 |
0.04839 |
125 |
98 |
21 |
6 |
563 |
Where's the shoe department? |
1.2639 |
0.04406 |
144 |
112 |
26 |
6 |
564 |
They say to dress for the species you want, not the species you have |
1.2636 |
0.04607 |
129 |
100 |
24 |
5 |
565 |
I prefer to be called "they". |
1.2636 |
0.04862 |
129 |
102 |
20 |
7 |
566 |
No, I am not interested in pants. I am an online therapist. |
1.2635 |
0.04923 |
148 |
121 |
15 |
12 |
567 |
The invitation said to wear a black tie and tails. |
1.2632 |
0.04736 |
152 |
123 |
18 |
11 |
568 |
I may need a little help with the inseam. |
1.2628 |
0.04548 |
137 |
107 |
24 |
6 |
569 |
One more pun and this'll be a no-horse-town. |
1.2627 |
0.04878 |
118 |
92 |
21 |
5 |
570 |
Just this, thanks - the invitation says dressy casual. |
1.2624 |
0.04346 |
141 |
109 |
27 |
5 |
571 |
Black tie required. Pants optional. |
1.2624 |
0.04574 |
141 |
111 |
23 |
7 |
572 |
Tonight, I sow my wild oats. Tomorrow, I eat them. |
1.2621 |
0.04593 |
145 |
115 |
22 |
8 |
573 |
What do you think? Yea or neigh? |
1.2619 |
0.04805 |
126 |
99 |
21 |
6 |
574 |
So . . . yea or neigh? |
1.2619 |
0.04671 |
126 |
98 |
23 |
5 |
575 |
Maybe something with a long tail. |
1.2619 |
0.04390 |
126 |
96 |
27 |
3 |
576 |
Met Gala, Centaur’s theme, check |
1.2619 |
0.04390 |
126 |
96 |
27 |
3 |
577 |
Too fancy for a farm to table restaurant? |
1.2615 |
0.04575 |
130 |
101 |
24 |
5 |
578 |
Be honest. Does this make my rear end look big? |
1.2614 |
0.04425 |
153 |
121 |
24 |
8 |
579 |
I tried this with a bowtie but it just made me look like a jackass. |
1.2614 |
0.04616 |
153 |
123 |
20 |
10 |
580 |
Can you let out the pants? |
1.2612 |
0.04609 |
134 |
105 |
23 |
6 |
581 |
Does it make my ass look … horsey? |
1.2612 |
0.05182 |
134 |
110 |
13 |
11 |
582 |
You said this tie would make me look slimmer!
Not seeing it! |
1.2611 |
0.04531 |
157 |
126 |
21 |
10 |
583 |
Don't you have anything in tails? |
1.2611 |
0.04708 |
157 |
128 |
17 |
12 |
584 |
Does this tie make my ass look fat ? |
1.2609 |
0.05106 |
115 |
91 |
18 |
6 |
585 |
I don't need pants, but I could use an extra pair of shoes. |
1.2606 |
0.04290 |
165 |
131 |
25 |
9 |
586 |
You're right! Clothes do make the horse. |
1.2603 |
0.04565 |
146 |
116 |
22 |
8 |
587 |
Is there a stall so I can try on the pants? |
1.2603 |
0.04353 |
146 |
114 |
26 |
6 |
588 |
To start, I'd like something without tails. |
1.2603 |
0.04460 |
146 |
115 |
24 |
7 |
589 |
I think I will need the pants tailored. |
1.2603 |
0.04353 |
146 |
114 |
26 |
6 |
590 |
I need something that says, this is not my first rodeo. |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
591 |
Do you think I would look funny if I went with a bow tie? |
1.2597 |
0.04680 |
154 |
125 |
18 |
11 |
592 |
Yes, I’m sure this is going to cost me an arm and four legs. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
593 |
No, I'll just take the jacket. |
1.2593 |
0.04456 |
135 |
105 |
25 |
5 |
594 |
Any discount on two pairs of trousers? |
1.2590 |
0.04933 |
139 |
113 |
16 |
10 |
595 |
I trust people will ride on my coat tails |
1.2590 |
0.04826 |
139 |
112 |
18 |
9 |
596 |
I'm a friend of the groom |
1.2589 |
0.04528 |
112 |
85 |
25 |
2 |
597 |
It's a formal event. Black tie and tail. |
1.2587 |
0.04625 |
143 |
114 |
21 |
8 |
598 |
I look like a horse in this. |
1.2587 |
0.04406 |
143 |
112 |
25 |
6 |
599 |
Does this make me look too much like an ass? |
1.2585 |
0.04638 |
147 |
118 |
20 |
9 |
600 |
Well, frankly sir, from the back it makes you look like a horse’s ass |
1.2578 |
0.05232 |
128 |
105 |
13 |
10 |
601 |
I understood it came with two pairs of pants. |
1.2578 |
0.05113 |
128 |
104 |
15 |
9 |
602 |
Please send a custodian to the dressing room with a shovel. |
1.2576 |
0.04884 |
132 |
106 |
18 |
8 |
603 |
I love that it's half-off. |
1.2576 |
0.04385 |
132 |
102 |
26 |
4 |
604 |
Don’t worry about the trousers…I’m set. |
1.2576 |
0.04641 |
132 |
104 |
22 |
6 |
605 |
Is it an aye or neigh? |
1.2574 |
0.04782 |
136 |
109 |
19 |
8 |
606 |
The jacket is perfect, but the pants will need some alterations. |
1.2574 |
0.04782 |
136 |
109 |
19 |
8 |
607 |
So, let's talk pants. |
1.2571 |
0.04576 |
140 |
111 |
22 |
7 |
608 |
I'll take two pairs of the pants |
1.2571 |
0.04576 |
140 |
111 |
22 |
7 |
609 |
Say, I look halfway decent in this. |
1.2571 |
0.04576 |
140 |
111 |
22 |
7 |
610 |
Love the tux but won’t be needing the tails. |
1.2569 |
0.04596 |
144 |
115 |
21 |
8 |
611 |
For the pants I usually wear a 33 long, 67 across, then another 33 long again. |
1.2569 |
0.04267 |
144 |
112 |
27 |
5 |
612 |
Thank you—this is perfect for my bridle shower. |
1.2568 |
0.04406 |
148 |
117 |
24 |
7 |
613 |
Is it half off without the pants? |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
614 |
Should I go with the tie or the brindle? |
1.2564 |
0.05172 |
117 |
94 |
16 |
7 |
615 |
I would like something with clean lines and, well, a little equine. |
1.2562 |
0.04771 |
121 |
95 |
21 |
5 |
616 |
One leg at a time. |
1.2560 |
0.04939 |
125 |
100 |
18 |
7 |
617 |
So neigh on the cummerbund? |
1.2560 |
0.05068 |
125 |
101 |
16 |
8 |
618 |
Tell your farrier I don't want shoes with spatz. They're too conspicuous and I like blending in. |
1.2560 |
0.04806 |
125 |
99 |
20 |
6 |
619 |
Now I’m ready for the stag party |
1.2558 |
0.04440 |
129 |
100 |
25 |
4 |
620 |
Sorry, but since the breakup, I can't even look at camel hair. |
1.2556 |
0.05080 |
133 |
109 |
14 |
10 |
621 |
It does fits, but it makes me look like an ass. |
1.2556 |
0.04851 |
133 |
107 |
18 |
8 |
622 |
The fit is great, but do you have something in a camel? |
1.2556 |
0.04967 |
133 |
108 |
16 |
9 |
623 |
Does the vest make me stand out? |
1.2555 |
0.04751 |
137 |
110 |
19 |
8 |
624 |
That's perfect, sir. Now, the trousers may require some slight alteration. |
1.2555 |
0.04637 |
137 |
109 |
21 |
7 |
625 |
This suits me perfectly. Business up front, party in the back. |
1.2555 |
0.04399 |
137 |
107 |
25 |
5 |
626 |
I don’t want to be the centaur of attention, I just want to fit in |
1.2555 |
0.04751 |
137 |
110 |
19 |
8 |
627 |
I'm business in the front, party in the back. |
1.2555 |
0.04520 |
137 |
108 |
23 |
6 |
628 |
Do you think this makes my butt look big? |
1.2553 |
0.04434 |
141 |
111 |
24 |
6 |
629 |
The invitation said tails. I should be fine "au naturel". |
1.2553 |
0.04547 |
141 |
112 |
22 |
7 |
630 |
Just make sure that I don't look like a horse's ass. |
1.2553 |
0.04657 |
141 |
113 |
20 |
8 |
631 |
Centaur or satyr, on a webcam its all the same. |
1.2553 |
0.04547 |
141 |
112 |
22 |
7 |
632 |
The coat is perfect, but the changing room is a bit tight. |
1.2544 |
0.05259 |
114 |
92 |
15 |
7 |
633 |
Your shoe section please? I brought my own nails. |
1.2541 |
0.05015 |
122 |
98 |
17 |
7 |
634 |
The trousers? Nay. |
1.2541 |
0.04878 |
122 |
97 |
19 |
6 |
635 |
Yes, I suppose you could say I’m a clothes horse. |
1.2540 |
0.04499 |
126 |
98 |
24 |
4 |
636 |
But does it make me look studly? |
1.2538 |
0.04799 |
130 |
104 |
19 |
7 |
637 |
This suit will make them notice me. |
1.2538 |
0.04799 |
130 |
104 |
19 |
7 |
638 |
Toss in four shoes and I’ll take it |
1.2538 |
0.04411 |
130 |
101 |
25 |
4 |
639 |
Absolutely Dashing Sir. |
1.2538 |
0.04544 |
130 |
102 |
23 |
5 |
640 |
People tell me I'm quite the clothes horse |
1.2537 |
0.04455 |
134 |
105 |
24 |
5 |
641 |
I assume you have two pairs of trousers to match the sports coat? |
1.2537 |
0.04455 |
134 |
105 |
24 |
5 |
642 |
This appropriate for the Gallup Poll Gala? |
1.2536 |
0.04607 |
138 |
110 |
21 |
7 |
643 |
Is this too saytrically elegant for the bacchanalia? |
1.2535 |
0.05235 |
142 |
120 |
8 |
14 |
644 |
Does it come with a matching feed bag? |
1.2535 |
0.04518 |
142 |
113 |
22 |
7 |
645 |
I'll need footwear, too. Do you have anything in iron? |
1.2523 |
0.05034 |
111 |
88 |
18 |
5 |
646 |
It certainly behooves me to look my best. |
1.2523 |
0.04868 |
111 |
87 |
20 |
4 |
647 |
Did you say it comes with two pairs of pants? |
1.2521 |
0.04806 |
119 |
94 |
20 |
5 |
648 |
Now I'd like to try on some shoes. |
1.2521 |
0.04806 |
119 |
94 |
20 |
5 |
649 |
Thank you but I need to hoof it to my interview. |
1.2521 |
0.04952 |
119 |
95 |
18 |
6 |
650 |
By chance do you have something colorful in a racing silk? |
1.2520 |
0.04703 |
123 |
97 |
21 |
5 |
651 |
Does this tie make my bottom look fat? |
1.2520 |
0.04467 |
127 |
99 |
24 |
4 |
652 |
I forgot to ask. Do you have a pants size in ‘hung like a horse?’” |
1.2520 |
0.05240 |
127 |
105 |
12 |
10 |
653 |
It's for a Zoom interview. |
1.2520 |
0.04869 |
127 |
102 |
18 |
7 |
654 |
I'm not sure...are tails in or out now? |
1.2519 |
0.04900 |
135 |
110 |
16 |
9 |
655 |
Could you cinch my collar a couple of notches? |
1.2519 |
0.04299 |
135 |
105 |
26 |
4 |
656 |
As for the shoes, I understand your blacksmith is here on Fridays. |
1.2519 |
0.04786 |
135 |
109 |
18 |
8 |
657 |
Are the stripes too distracting? |
1.2518 |
0.04800 |
139 |
113 |
17 |
9 |
658 |
The clothes make the man, the horse makes them cool. |
1.2517 |
0.04704 |
143 |
116 |
18 |
9 |
659 |
Something with pinstripes that comes with two pairs of pants |
1.2517 |
0.04490 |
143 |
114 |
22 |
7 |
660 |
Might you have a two-for-one special on trousers? |
1.2517 |
0.04265 |
143 |
112 |
26 |
5 |
661 |
Looks like HR is getting creative with their diversity hires |
1.2516 |
0.04351 |
155 |
124 |
23 |
8 |
662 |
Why are you only showing me Jockey and Polo? |
1.2500 |
0.04462 |
144 |
115 |
22 |
7 |
663 |
I've never had anyone look at my tie first. Thank you. |
1.2500 |
0.04379 |
124 |
96 |
25 |
3 |
664 |
Did you say “with tails”? |
1.2500 |
0.05087 |
132 |
109 |
13 |
10 |
665 |
Whoa! |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
666 |
I hear you are doing 2 for 1 on trousers? |
1.2500 |
0.04754 |
136 |
110 |
18 |
8 |
667 |
I see a trail blazer, sir. |
1.2500 |
0.04706 |
128 |
102 |
20 |
6 |
668 |
Now for the tricky part, mathematically and stylistically speaking. What do you have in a double set of matching plus fours?” |
1.2500 |
0.05030 |
116 |
93 |
17 |
6 |
669 |
I've been champing at the bit to get this jacket! |
1.2500 |
0.04352 |
144 |
114 |
24 |
6 |
670 |
There. Now I'm sure she won't even notice. |
1.2500 |
0.05152 |
112 |
90 |
16 |
6 |
671 |
No, I’m a Republican actually. |
1.2500 |
0.04433 |
140 |
111 |
23 |
6 |
672 |
We both make excellent grooms. |
1.2500 |
0.04303 |
152 |
121 |
24 |
7 |
673 |
I'm here for the two pair for the price of one shoe sale |
1.2500 |
0.05306 |
112 |
91 |
14 |
7 |
674 |
Thanks to you I'm now a clotheshorse. |
1.2500 |
0.04685 |
148 |
121 |
17 |
10 |
675 |
My previous tailor was a bit of a cowboy. |
1.2500 |
0.04610 |
132 |
105 |
21 |
6 |
676 |
No bow tie, thanks. I don't want to stand out. |
1.2500 |
0.05056 |
120 |
97 |
16 |
7 |
677 |
No worries, you just didn’t know! My pronouns are Hay and Neigh. |
1.2500 |
0.04875 |
140 |
115 |
15 |
10 |
678 |
Do you have anything for the bottom? Not to brag but I'm hung like a... |
1.2500 |
0.04868 |
136 |
111 |
16 |
9 |
679 |
Don't worry about that. I've got a kilt all picked out. I'm half Shetland, you know. |
1.2500 |
0.04433 |
140 |
111 |
23 |
6 |
680 |
This doesn’t quite match my style. Do you have any Polo’s? |
1.2500 |
0.04150 |
128 |
98 |
28 |
2 |
681 |
It suits my better half. |
1.2484 |
0.03855 |
153 |
118 |
32 |
3 |
682 |
I have an interview for a more stable job |
1.2483 |
0.04646 |
145 |
118 |
18 |
9 |
683 |
Now, let's see how the pants fit. |
1.2482 |
0.04608 |
137 |
110 |
20 |
7 |
684 |
Do I have to buy the pants too? |
1.2482 |
0.04490 |
137 |
109 |
22 |
6 |
685 |
Also,I would like a matching blanket. |
1.2482 |
0.04723 |
137 |
111 |
18 |
8 |
686 |
Very good, sir. And will you be needing the trousers altered? |
1.2481 |
0.04579 |
133 |
106 |
21 |
6 |
687 |
It's a Greek wedding. |
1.2481 |
0.04926 |
129 |
105 |
16 |
8 |
688 |
The invitation calls for tails, but I think I'm set. |
1.2481 |
0.05047 |
129 |
106 |
14 |
9 |
689 |
Perfect. The tie matches my tail. |
1.2481 |
0.04926 |
129 |
105 |
16 |
8 |
690 |
Do you think my ass looks big in this? |
1.2481 |
0.04926 |
129 |
105 |
16 |
8 |
691 |
I'm just not sure people will take me seriously in this vest. |
1.2481 |
0.04801 |
129 |
104 |
18 |
7 |
692 |
So....50% off? |
1.2480 |
0.04773 |
125 |
100 |
19 |
6 |
693 |
Now, I’ll also need shoes…. |
1.2480 |
0.04773 |
125 |
100 |
19 |
6 |
694 |
Well, this should show the "neigh-sayers." |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
695 |
The tie is a bit tight - it makes me a little horse |
1.2479 |
0.05137 |
117 |
95 |
15 |
7 |
696 |
Maybe now people will keep their eyes up here. |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
697 |
It’s a little tight in the mane. |
1.2478 |
0.05111 |
113 |
91 |
16 |
6 |
698 |
It’s kinda funny, everyone just assumes I am a Democrat |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
699 |
I can buy this half-off, right? |
1.2476 |
0.05024 |
105 |
83 |
18 |
4 |
700 |
It's just for a wedding. Why the damage deposit? |
1.2465 |
0.04490 |
142 |
114 |
21 |
7 |
701 |
The collar is a bit tight, I'm feeling a little hoarse" |
1.2465 |
0.04490 |
142 |
114 |
21 |
7 |
702 |
I’ve always dreamt of being called a clotheshorse. |
1.2464 |
0.04341 |
138 |
109 |
24 |
5 |
703 |
Any you say this suit comes with two pairs of pants" |
1.2464 |
0.04461 |
138 |
110 |
22 |
6 |
704 |
Would you like to see the matching trousers or a blanket? |
1.2463 |
0.04549 |
134 |
107 |
21 |
6 |
705 |
Think the fillies will like it? |
1.2463 |
0.04549 |
134 |
107 |
21 |
6 |
706 |
And it comes with two pairs of pants, right? |
1.2462 |
0.05129 |
130 |
108 |
12 |
10 |
707 |
I've always considered my self a clothes horse. |
1.2460 |
0.04739 |
126 |
101 |
19 |
6 |
708 |
Can the slacks be altered? |
1.2460 |
0.04739 |
126 |
101 |
19 |
6 |
709 |
I agree, the tails were too much. |
1.2459 |
0.04843 |
122 |
98 |
18 |
6 |
710 |
I'm half man but all clotheshorse. |
1.2458 |
0.04805 |
118 |
94 |
19 |
5 |
711 |
Tell me the truth - does this make my ass look big? |
1.2456 |
0.05071 |
114 |
92 |
16 |
6 |
712 |
Does this tie go with my tail? |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
713 |
No, I mean the other Ascot. |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
714 |
Sorry for the delay, your pants required a slight alteration" |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
715 |
Just the jacket, thanks. |
1.2453 |
0.04798 |
106 |
83 |
20 |
3 |
716 |
My last outfit was tacky. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
717 |
I don’t want to be too formal, the bride’s a mermaid. |
1.2452 |
0.04516 |
155 |
127 |
18 |
10 |
718 |
How many pairs of trousers,sir ? |
1.2448 |
0.04571 |
143 |
116 |
19 |
8 |
719 |
We need to discuss the trousers, and specifically where the zipper goes. |
1.2446 |
0.04880 |
139 |
115 |
14 |
10 |
720 |
How much is that in drachmas? |
1.2446 |
0.04548 |
139 |
112 |
20 |
7 |
721 |
I’m looking for something for my better half. |
1.2444 |
0.04518 |
135 |
108 |
21 |
6 |
722 |
Just don't call me a clothes horse." |
1.2444 |
0.04518 |
135 |
108 |
21 |
6 |
723 |
You say it comes with a second pair of pants? |
1.2444 |
0.04639 |
135 |
109 |
19 |
7 |
724 |
Does this tie say “Barn-mitzvah” to you? |
1.2444 |
0.04518 |
135 |
108 |
21 |
6 |
725 |
Certainly, Sir, we do see clothes horses with some regularity, but.... |
1.2444 |
0.04757 |
135 |
110 |
17 |
8 |
726 |
Now, about trousers... |
1.2443 |
0.04480 |
131 |
104 |
22 |
5 |
727 |
My husband has been suggesting a more corporate look might compensate for the tail. |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
728 |
This make me the centaur of attention. |
1.2441 |
0.04837 |
127 |
103 |
17 |
7 |
729 |
Yes, I'm sure it only said "jacket required". |
1.2441 |
0.04289 |
127 |
99 |
25 |
3 |
730 |
Now to find a pair of pants that doesn’t make my ass look fat. |
1.2441 |
0.04706 |
127 |
102 |
19 |
6 |
731 |
Yes, cuffs. But can we do long in front and short in back? |
1.2439 |
0.04667 |
123 |
98 |
20 |
5 |
732 |
No, I do not find the camel hair superior. |
1.2437 |
0.04769 |
119 |
95 |
19 |
5 |
733 |
I'll take the suit with two pair of pants |
1.2434 |
0.04174 |
152 |
121 |
25 |
6 |
734 |
Am I not a picture of Centaurial Splendor? |
1.2432 |
0.04826 |
111 |
88 |
19 |
4 |
735 |
Any chance the pants and jacket are sold separately? |
1.2432 |
0.04247 |
148 |
118 |
24 |
6 |
736 |
Does this tie make me look horsey? |
1.2431 |
0.04324 |
144 |
115 |
23 |
6 |
737 |
And jodhpurs? |
1.2431 |
0.04434 |
144 |
116 |
21 |
7 |
738 |
I don't know, I would like something more discreet, I don't want to much attention |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
739 |
I know it works for Donald Duck, but I'm not sure I'm game for the no pants look. |
1.2427 |
0.05599 |
103 |
85 |
11 |
7 |
740 |
Is this tie ok? I want to fit in. |
1.2427 |
0.04871 |
103 |
81 |
19 |
3 |
741 |
So this does or doesn't come with two pairs of trousers? |
1.2427 |
0.05063 |
103 |
82 |
17 |
4 |
742 |
I'm transitioning. |
1.2424 |
0.04318 |
132 |
104 |
24 |
4 |
743 |
And now I just need a belt to match the horseshoes. |
1.2424 |
0.04450 |
132 |
105 |
22 |
5 |
744 |
The groom asked me to join his bridle party. |
1.2422 |
0.04539 |
128 |
102 |
21 |
5 |
745 |
You know you’re a very handsome young man, if you don’t mind me saying. I’d love to take you for a ride sometime. |
1.2422 |
0.04112 |
128 |
99 |
27 |
2 |
746 |
Do the trousers come in mythic proportions |
1.2420 |
0.04180 |
157 |
126 |
24 |
7 |
747 |
I won't need the tails. |
1.2419 |
0.04773 |
124 |
100 |
18 |
6 |
748 |
What do you have in matching trousers? |
1.2419 |
0.04341 |
124 |
97 |
24 |
3 |
749 |
Does the shirt draw too much attention? |
1.2419 |
0.04773 |
124 |
100 |
18 |
6 |
750 |
I’ve only met my new colleagues over Zoom and I want to look my best going into the office for the first time.” |
1.2417 |
0.04879 |
120 |
97 |
17 |
6 |
751 |
Does it make me look too hippy? |
1.2417 |
0.04733 |
120 |
96 |
19 |
5 |
752 |
Am I overdressed? I don't want to be the Centaur of attention. |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
753 |
Do you have this, but in the neeeeeighvy? |
1.2417 |
0.04733 |
120 |
96 |
19 |
5 |
754 |
I’m looking for something that says: “The most exciting two minutes in sports. |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
755 |
The jacket fits great. Do you have pants in 38x152? |
1.2411 |
0.04376 |
141 |
113 |
22 |
6 |
756 |
You’re sure it doesn’t make me look leggy? |
1.2411 |
0.04952 |
112 |
90 |
17 |
5 |
757 |
I miss the days when suits came with two pairs of pants. |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
758 |
It's a morning bacchanal. |
1.2407 |
0.04533 |
108 |
84 |
22 |
2 |
759 |
It’s the social event of the Centaury. |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
760 |
Can you nail on some wingtips? |
1.2406 |
0.05023 |
133 |
111 |
12 |
10 |
761 |
I never buy pants off the rack. |
1.2406 |
0.04909 |
133 |
110 |
14 |
9 |
762 |
You can't say "centaur" in Florida anymore. |
1.2406 |
0.04791 |
133 |
109 |
16 |
8 |
763 |
I see you have gone with the tails |
1.2406 |
0.04154 |
133 |
104 |
26 |
3 |
764 |
So, do you think it makes my ass look big? |
1.2404 |
0.05550 |
104 |
86 |
11 |
7 |
765 |
Yes, cuffs on the pants, please. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
766 |
Can I mix and match? |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
767 |
I'll need a matching feed bag. |
1.2403 |
0.04371 |
129 |
102 |
23 |
4 |
768 |
do ALL of your suits only come with one pair of pants? |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
769 |
You’ll need to tailer the pants. I already have shoes, |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
770 |
I was promoted to Manager of Diversity and Inclusion. |
1.2400 |
0.04458 |
125 |
99 |
22 |
4 |
771 |
Perfect. Business in the front, party in the back. |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
772 |
I’ll take the suit and an extra pair of trousers. |
1.2400 |
0.04873 |
125 |
102 |
16 |
7 |
773 |
I assume this will be half off. |
1.2400 |
0.04458 |
125 |
99 |
22 |
4 |
774 |
But does this give me the "Giddyup" I'm looking for? |
1.2397 |
0.04843 |
121 |
98 |
17 |
6 |
775 |
What I save on pants I spend on shoes. |
1.2393 |
0.04802 |
117 |
94 |
18 |
5 |
776 |
I'd like to start a bridle registry, please. |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
777 |
I'm typically not an 'off the rack' guy. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
778 |
The dress code at the derby is getting out of hand |
1.2385 |
0.04608 |
130 |
105 |
19 |
6 |
779 |
I'm a member of the bridal party. |
1.2381 |
0.04567 |
126 |
101 |
20 |
5 |
780 |
I don't suppose you have horseshoes in the same color? |
1.2381 |
0.04426 |
126 |
100 |
22 |
4 |
781 |
I want to make a bold fashion statement. By wearing this suit do I strike you as a horse of a different color? |
1.2381 |
0.04663 |
147 |
122 |
15 |
10 |
782 |
Do you think the vest makes me look fast? |
1.2381 |
0.04567 |
126 |
101 |
20 |
5 |
783 |
I'm going to need 4-legged pants and no flies. |
1.2381 |
0.04837 |
126 |
103 |
16 |
7 |
784 |
I know what you all say, but I believe it is the horse that makes the man. |
1.2377 |
0.05081 |
122 |
101 |
13 |
8 |
785 |
Are those the shoes you’ll be wearing? Or would you like to see the farrier? |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
786 |
Does this tie look a little off centaur? |
1.2374 |
0.04633 |
139 |
114 |
17 |
8 |
787 |
It's still a little tight around the withers. |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
788 |
Why yes, I have been called a Clothes Horse. What makes you ask...? |
1.2370 |
0.04842 |
135 |
112 |
14 |
9 |
789 |
I assume you do alterations. |
1.2370 |
0.04362 |
135 |
108 |
22 |
5 |
790 |
You did say all of your suits come with two pairs of pants? |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
791 |
It comes with two pairs of pants. |
1.2368 |
0.05183 |
114 |
94 |
13 |
7 |
792 |
After all, I wasn't born in a barn! |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
793 |
This is a little too "show". Do you have something more "win" or "place"? |
1.2368 |
0.05183 |
114 |
94 |
13 |
7 |
794 |
Any chance you have a matching saddle? |
1.2366 |
0.04576 |
131 |
106 |
19 |
6 |
795 |
Anything with a little more room in the back? |
1.2366 |
0.04446 |
131 |
105 |
21 |
5 |
796 |
Is the vest a bit much? |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
797 |
I don’t know, I think this one makes my ass look big. |
1.2364 |
0.05314 |
110 |
91 |
12 |
7 |
798 |
I’m going for a well-heeled look. |
1.2362 |
0.04671 |
127 |
103 |
18 |
6 |
799 |
It's the perfect outfit for what I hope will be a magical evening! |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
800 |
To clean this coat, you just brush it. Correct? |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
801 |
I’m sure to be the centaur of attention in this! |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
802 |
I have two left feet and not a lot of horsepower. |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
803 |
Do they still come with two pairs of pants? |
1.2358 |
0.04175 |
123 |
96 |
25 |
2 |
804 |
I don’t need pants. |
1.2358 |
0.04630 |
123 |
99 |
19 |
5 |
805 |
Of course we're wearing tails. It's formal |
1.2358 |
0.04909 |
123 |
101 |
15 |
7 |
806 |
I assume this is half-off. |
1.2357 |
0.04602 |
140 |
115 |
17 |
8 |
807 |
Do you have a tie thats less flashy? |
1.2353 |
0.05162 |
119 |
99 |
12 |
8 |
808 |
Why yes, I am in politics. I’m a Cenataur. |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
809 |
Brilliant! And now for the pants. |
1.2353 |
0.04810 |
136 |
113 |
14 |
9 |
810 |
And you say that it comes with two pairs of pants? |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
119 |
95 |
20 |
4 |
811 |
The pants didn’t fit, so I guess I’m just going to walk around with my dang hog draggin’ on the floor like a muffler on a beat up ol’ car. |
1.2353 |
0.04878 |
119 |
97 |
16 |
6 |
812 |
I take 'Tux and Tails' very seriously. |
1.2353 |
0.05162 |
119 |
99 |
12 |
8 |
813 |
I'd like two pairs of pants with this jacket. |
1.2348 |
0.04416 |
132 |
106 |
21 |
5 |
814 |
Do you have this in a different color? |
1.2348 |
0.04793 |
132 |
109 |
15 |
8 |
815 |
It’s expensive but at least I don’t need to buy a tail coat |
1.2348 |
0.04545 |
132 |
107 |
19 |
6 |
816 |
Now to pair the manure bag. |
1.2348 |
0.04510 |
115 |
91 |
21 |
3 |
817 |
I’ll also need a pair of jockey shorts. |
1.2348 |
0.04991 |
115 |
94 |
15 |
6 |
818 |
D'you think they'll notice it's a clip-on? |
1.2347 |
0.05580 |
98 |
81 |
11 |
6 |
819 |
Suit pants? No, I go commando. |
1.2344 |
0.04769 |
128 |
105 |
16 |
7 |
820 |
The clothes make the man. |
1.2342 |
0.05112 |
111 |
91 |
14 |
6 |
821 |
I agree. There's no need for the pants. |
1.2342 |
0.04425 |
111 |
87 |
22 |
2 |
822 |
I need something suitable for hybrid work. |
1.2342 |
0.05112 |
111 |
91 |
14 |
6 |
823 |
The jacket's never the problem. |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
824 |
This jacket is perfect. Any chance of finding me pants to match? |
1.2339 |
0.04301 |
124 |
98 |
23 |
3 |
825 |
Too bad zoom meetings are a thing of the past,am I right? |
1.2336 |
0.05241 |
107 |
88 |
13 |
6 |
826 |
Can we try it in a 15 hands, 4 legs? |
1.2336 |
0.05407 |
107 |
89 |
11 |
7 |
827 |
You bet my sweet donkey’s ass, this tie looks good! |
1.2336 |
0.04547 |
137 |
112 |
18 |
7 |
828 |
Sixty dollars to hem the pants?! That's twice what you quoted me over the phone. |
1.2336 |
0.04547 |
137 |
112 |
18 |
7 |
829 |
So what idiot decided that "plus fours" have only two legs? |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
830 |
I-want-to-be-the-centaur-of-attention. |
1.2333 |
0.05122 |
120 |
100 |
12 |
8 |
831 |
I feel like a whole new man. |
1.2333 |
0.04386 |
120 |
95 |
22 |
3 |
832 |
I can't help it--I'm a clothes horse. |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
833 |
I'd like the trousers with a slight break on the hoof. |
1.2333 |
0.04386 |
120 |
95 |
22 |
3 |
834 |
I am the stud for a bachelorette party |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
835 |
Does it come with two pairs of pants? |
1.2331 |
0.04514 |
133 |
108 |
19 |
6 |
836 |
The outfit's for my award ceremony for genetic research. |
1.2331 |
0.04639 |
133 |
109 |
17 |
7 |
837 |
Tell me again about your 2 for 1 pants sale. |
1.2331 |
0.04254 |
133 |
106 |
23 |
4 |
838 |
You’re gonna love the way you lope. |
1.2331 |
0.04514 |
133 |
108 |
19 |
6 |
839 |
Im going for a casual look for horsing around. |
1.2328 |
0.04640 |
116 |
93 |
19 |
4 |
840 |
Any matching socks? |
1.2328 |
0.04640 |
116 |
93 |
19 |
4 |
841 |
And which set of legs would you like the pants for? |
1.2328 |
0.04798 |
116 |
94 |
17 |
5 |
842 |
Just make sure the jacket doesn't make an ass out of me. |
1.2328 |
0.04798 |
116 |
94 |
17 |
5 |
843 |
So, Sir, is it a yay or a nay? |
1.2328 |
0.04952 |
116 |
95 |
15 |
6 |
844 |
Does this look too tight in the haunches? |
1.2326 |
0.04335 |
129 |
103 |
22 |
4 |
845 |
Two inch cuffs please, front and back |
1.2326 |
0.04335 |
129 |
103 |
22 |
4 |
846 |
You sure about the tie? I don't want to stand out. |
1.2326 |
0.05222 |
129 |
110 |
8 |
11 |
847 |
Could we try something in size 15 hand? |
1.2326 |
0.04335 |
129 |
103 |
22 |
4 |
848 |
I take the kids to school, I save a lot in gas, and it's a great write-off. |
1.2323 |
0.05529 |
99 |
82 |
11 |
6 |
849 |
This will be perfect for the bridle shower! |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
850 |
Do you have this in neeeeeeigh-vy? |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
851 |
Yes, but does it make me look like a smart ass? |
1.2321 |
0.04909 |
112 |
91 |
16 |
5 |
852 |
This tie has too much color. I am trying to be as inconspicuous as possible." |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
853 |
This suit comes with two pairs of pants, correct? |
1.2320 |
0.04563 |
125 |
101 |
19 |
5 |
854 |
Do you think this outfit makes my rear end look big? |
1.2320 |
0.04702 |
125 |
102 |
17 |
6 |
855 |
may i have my shoes fitted first? |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
856 |
What do you think of the tie? Yea or neigh? |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
857 |
Bridle or bow tie? |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
858 |
Is this too dressy for the derby? |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
859 |
Love the tie. Now, how about two pair of pants to match? |
1.2314 |
0.04946 |
121 |
100 |
14 |
7 |
860 |
Yes, but does it make my butt look big? |
1.2314 |
0.04946 |
121 |
100 |
14 |
7 |
861 |
Do I look like a horse's ass? |
1.2314 |
0.04805 |
121 |
99 |
16 |
6 |
862 |
Clothes don’t make the man. |
1.2314 |
0.04659 |
121 |
98 |
18 |
5 |
863 |
You’re a total stud, sir. |
1.2313 |
0.04607 |
134 |
110 |
17 |
7 |
864 |
This is the one! This jacket makes makes me feel like a real stud! |
1.2308 |
0.04573 |
130 |
106 |
18 |
6 |
865 |
I apologize, I left a few road apples in the dressing room. |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
866 |
I just feel like a bit of an ass in this. |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
867 |
It comes with two pair of pants, right? |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
868 |
Too smart-ass? |
1.2308 |
0.04761 |
117 |
95 |
17 |
5 |
869 |
I’m attending the Derby, but not yet sure whether I’m a spectator or participant. |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
870 |
So with regards to the pants, will that be a "Yea" or a "Naaaay?" . |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
871 |
Can you alter the pants? |
1.2302 |
0.04602 |
139 |
115 |
16 |
8 |
872 |
Your ad mentioned 2 pairs of pants with each suit, I believe? |
1.2301 |
0.04870 |
113 |
92 |
16 |
5 |
873 |
Yes, I plan on keeping the hooves white before Memorial Day. |
1.2301 |
0.04870 |
113 |
92 |
16 |
5 |
874 |
Are the pant alterations included? |
1.2301 |
0.04870 |
113 |
92 |
16 |
5 |
875 |
If I may say so, Sir, you look hot to trot. |
1.2295 |
0.04769 |
122 |
100 |
16 |
6 |
876 |
With a derby perhaps? |
1.2295 |
0.04476 |
122 |
98 |
20 |
4 |
877 |
Did I mention the suit comes with two pairs of pants? |
1.2295 |
0.05045 |
122 |
102 |
12 |
8 |
878 |
Does it make me look less like an ass? |
1.2295 |
0.05178 |
122 |
103 |
10 |
9 |
879 |
So, if I skip the tails, how much of a discount will that be? |
1.2295 |
0.04909 |
122 |
101 |
14 |
7 |
880 |
The pants, though, need to be bespoke." |
1.2294 |
0.04633 |
109 |
87 |
19 |
3 |
881 |
I assume this comes with two pairs of pants? |
1.2290 |
0.04914 |
131 |
110 |
12 |
9 |
882 |
I think you misunderstood me. I’m not going out for a Moscow Mule after this, I’m going out with a Moscow mule after this. |
1.2290 |
0.04914 |
131 |
110 |
12 |
9 |
883 |
Perhaps we could paint your hooves black. |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
884 |
I'm just like everybody else. I put my pants on one leg at a time. |
1.2288 |
0.05022 |
118 |
98 |
13 |
7 |
885 |
Does it come in neigh-vy? |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
886 |
And sir, this suit does come with two pair of trousers. |
1.2286 |
0.04928 |
105 |
85 |
16 |
4 |
887 |
It's a bottomless brunch |
1.2286 |
0.05457 |
105 |
88 |
10 |
7 |
888 |
I’ll need the pants altered. |
1.2286 |
0.04572 |
140 |
116 |
16 |
8 |
889 |
I’ll also need a new quad of shoes. |
1.2283 |
0.04768 |
127 |
105 |
15 |
7 |
890 |
Now all we need is a farrier" |
1.2283 |
0.04211 |
127 |
101 |
23 |
3 |
891 |
My mother was the horse - why do you ask? |
1.2283 |
0.05804 |
92 |
77 |
9 |
6 |
892 |
I'm interviewing for very a high level position with a fertilizer company. |
1.2281 |
0.05143 |
114 |
95 |
12 |
7 |
893 |
I don't suppose there's a two-for-one sale on pants? |
1.2281 |
0.04499 |
114 |
91 |
20 |
3 |
894 |
The jacket is a good fit but the pants have need some more leg room. |
1.2279 |
0.04424 |
136 |
111 |
19 |
6 |
895 |
Jacket fits great, but the pants were really tight in the crotch. |
1.2276 |
0.04591 |
123 |
100 |
18 |
5 |
896 |
My pronouns are it/ it/ its. |
1.2276 |
0.04872 |
123 |
102 |
14 |
7 |
897 |
Two pairs of shoes - no heels. |
1.2276 |
0.04591 |
123 |
100 |
18 |
5 |
898 |
I'll take it. I'm also very interested in the BOGO you're having on Bruno Maglis . |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
899 |
I’ll need the usual four pair of pants, of course, of course. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
900 |
You're sure this goes with chestnut?" |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
901 |
Does this make me look 'hot to trot'? |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
902 |
We can fit the trousers after your surgery. |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
903 |
Will you be wanting a second pair of trousers to extend the life of your suit? |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
904 |
You got any shoes to match? |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
905 |
Are tails still considered formal wear? |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
906 |
Neigh, neigh, I will not pay double for pants! |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
907 |
I won't need the pants altered; I'm a gelding. |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
908 |
I'm only half-convinced. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
909 |
I won't be needing slacks. I work from home. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
910 |
I’m going to need those two pair of pants. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
911 |
Comes with 2 pair of pants? |
1.2266 |
0.04327 |
128 |
103 |
21 |
4 |
912 |
Aren’t you going to ask me which way do I hang? |
1.2266 |
0.04466 |
128 |
104 |
19 |
5 |
913 |
Do you think it makes my ass look too big? |
1.2264 |
0.05573 |
106 |
90 |
8 |
8 |
914 |
This sure beats looking in my pond trying to see how it fits |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
915 |
Does the tie go with the tail? |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
916 |
Do have one with tails? |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
917 |
So should my tie match my tail or my hooves? |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
918 |
I'm so glad there is a big, tall and centaur section. |
1.2261 |
0.05249 |
115 |
97 |
10 |
8 |
919 |
As a matter of fact, I do pee like a racehorse. |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
920 |
Is the vest too much? |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
921 |
Is there a discount without the pants? |
1.2256 |
0.04351 |
133 |
108 |
20 |
5 |
922 |
Could you also recommend a derby? |
1.2256 |
0.04480 |
133 |
109 |
18 |
6 |
923 |
I'm also going to need something for, you know, hanging around the stable. |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
924 |
Farmal Attire |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
925 |
Or you think something maybe more hoof-tone ? |
1.2252 |
0.04558 |
111 |
89 |
19 |
3 |
926 |
I only see 2-legged pants. Do you discriminate against centaurs? |
1.2252 |
0.04735 |
111 |
90 |
17 |
4 |
927 |
Do you have any trousers in a hoof cut? |
1.2250 |
0.04654 |
120 |
98 |
17 |
5 |
928 |
I'll need two pairs of matching trousers |
1.2250 |
0.04945 |
120 |
100 |
13 |
7 |
929 |
Even when the invitation says black tie, I always prefer tails. |
1.2250 |
0.04654 |
120 |
98 |
17 |
5 |
930 |
Just waiting on your hoof links. |
1.2250 |
0.04178 |
120 |
95 |
23 |
2 |
931 |
Do this look okay? And try to avoid saying "neigh." |
1.2248 |
0.04296 |
129 |
104 |
21 |
4 |
932 |
Fortunately, it's a 'zoom' wedding. |
1.2248 |
0.04951 |
129 |
109 |
11 |
9 |
933 |
Why yes, I do have a stable income. |
1.2245 |
0.05335 |
98 |
81 |
12 |
5 |
934 |
Relaxed fit trousers, please. I'm hung like a horse. |
1.2243 |
0.05682 |
107 |
92 |
6 |
9 |
935 |
I was told you had a bridle shop. |
1.2243 |
0.04466 |
107 |
85 |
20 |
2 |
936 |
I can’t decide: cuffs or no cuffs? |
1.2243 |
0.04466 |
107 |
85 |
20 |
2 |
937 |
I think I'll need a bigger size." " I've been eating like a horse lately. |
1.2241 |
0.04911 |
116 |
96 |
14 |
6 |
938 |
Yes, this is perfect for an outing at the track. |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
939 |
I'm the plus one at my jockey's awards dinner. |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
940 |
Perfect. I just need the Derby |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
941 |
Bring me two pair of your best wingtips. |
1.2240 |
0.04665 |
125 |
103 |
16 |
6 |
942 |
Does this makes me look as a jackass? |
1.2233 |
0.05332 |
103 |
86 |
11 |
6 |
943 |
I dress on the left. Significantly. |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
944 |
I prefer the coat and tails." |
1.2233 |
0.04562 |
103 |
82 |
19 |
2 |
945 |
Do the tie and vest make me look like a horse's ass? |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
946 |
Does my sartorial selection complement my centaurian physique? |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
947 |
I'll skip the pants, our office is still fully remote |
1.2232 |
0.05027 |
112 |
93 |
13 |
6 |
948 |
I really wanted to wear tails. |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
949 |
Are you sure this doesn't make me look like a horse's ass? |
1.2232 |
0.05338 |
112 |
95 |
9 |
8 |
950 |
This is my GOP look.
Do you like it. |
1.2231 |
0.05046 |
121 |
102 |
11 |
8 |
951 |
Wow! This vest is fantastic. I bet everyone will notice me now! |
1.2231 |
0.04766 |
121 |
100 |
15 |
6 |
952 |
It seems the cut of the jacket is a bit off centaur. |
1.2231 |
0.04667 |
130 |
108 |
15 |
7 |
953 |
I always have trouble because of my long arms... |
1.2231 |
0.04538 |
130 |
107 |
17 |
6 |
954 |
Do you dress your tail to the right or left |
1.2231 |
0.04667 |
130 |
108 |
15 |
7 |
955 |
I like it but from the other angle I look like a horse’s ass. |
1.2231 |
0.04916 |
130 |
110 |
11 |
9 |
956 |
You're too young to remember, but suits used to come with two pairs of pants. |
1.2231 |
0.04538 |
130 |
107 |
17 |
6 |
957 |
The vest is slimming but it makes my backside look bigger. |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
958 |
Looks great! Have you got the shoes to match this tie? |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
959 |
Every suit comes with two pair of trousers. |
1.2222 |
0.04027 |
135 |
108 |
24 |
3 |
960 |
Yes sir, we will have the pants altered by next Tuesday. |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
961 |
Suits still come with two pairs of pants, right? |
1.2222 |
0.04620 |
108 |
87 |
18 |
3 |
962 |
Does this jacket make me look like an ass? |
1.2222 |
0.05026 |
126 |
107 |
10 |
9 |
963 |
I won best dressed stud, according to gallup. |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
964 |
Sure, but what I save on pants I wind up spending on shoes. |
1.2222 |
0.05842 |
99 |
85 |
6 |
8 |
965 |
I told the genie I wanted to be a Senator |
1.2222 |
0.05478 |
99 |
83 |
10 |
6 |
966 |
Now for your selection of feed buckets and manure bags. |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
967 |
Just the jacket. When I wear trousers, people stare. |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
968 |
Would matching pants be a problem? |
1.2214 |
0.04374 |
131 |
107 |
19 |
5 |
969 |
Instead,I would like to try on the tail coat. |
1.2214 |
0.03951 |
131 |
104 |
25 |
2 |
970 |
I need it in a 42 Furlong |
1.2214 |
0.04506 |
131 |
108 |
17 |
6 |
971 |
Be honest, does this make my ass look big? |
1.2213 |
0.04434 |
122 |
99 |
19 |
4 |
972 |
Honestly, if I wear stripes I feel as though I'm pretending to be something I'm not. |
1.2213 |
0.04279 |
122 |
98 |
21 |
3 |
973 |
Do I Understand that You provide two extra pairs of pants ? |
1.2213 |
0.04434 |
122 |
99 |
19 |
4 |
974 |
When I said “coat and tails”, I had something a little different in mind. |
1.2213 |
0.04730 |
122 |
101 |
15 |
6 |
975 |
I don’t wear leather |
1.2213 |
0.04434 |
122 |
99 |
19 |
4 |
976 |
This one screams ‘business in the front, party in the back’ |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
977 |
Do you have anything in roan? |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
978 |
And would you recommend steel or aluminum shoes? |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
979 |
Before we discuss the pants...where is your restroom? |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
980 |
You are going to think I am asking this only because I am a vampire but you are making some assumptions my friend and I promise I do have a good reason which I am choosing to keep private at this time but is it easy to wash blood out? |
1.2205 |
0.05113 |
127 |
109 |
8 |
10 |
981 |
Do you think this tie will draw too much attention? |
1.2205 |
0.04598 |
127 |
105 |
16 |
6 |
982 |
They say dressage for the job you want." |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
983 |
All I need now is a matching manure bag. |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
984 |
So far so good...but I need a three piece suit. |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
985 |
Won't people be gobsmacked when I wear such a narrow tie? |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
986 |
Have you got this in size 16 hands? |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
987 |
Fortunately, bow ties and pants are optional. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
988 |
It must be the mirror playing
tricks on me!!" |
1.2200 |
0.04623 |
100 |
80 |
18 |
2 |
989 |
If I take it, will you thrown in two pairs of socks? |
1.2197 |
0.04475 |
132 |
109 |
17 |
6 |
990 |
Does this outfit make me look like a Stud? |
1.2195 |
0.04695 |
123 |
102 |
15 |
6 |
991 |
Luckily my job interview is on zoom, so I won't be needing dress pants. |
1.2195 |
0.04835 |
123 |
103 |
13 |
7 |
992 |
My Secretariat picked it out. |
1.2195 |
0.04695 |
123 |
102 |
15 |
6 |
993 |
Do You Think A Ponytail Works With Tweed? |
1.2193 |
0.04273 |
114 |
91 |
21 |
2 |
994 |
Let’s top it off with a derby. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
995 |
.... everyone always called mother Mare. I think she was French... Why'd you ask?" |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
996 |
If I may, sir, you look 'hot to trot' |
1.2190 |
0.05060 |
105 |
87 |
13 |
5 |
997 |
I am something of a clothes horse. |
1.2190 |
0.05060 |
105 |
87 |
13 |
5 |
998 |
This feels too formal… Can we try it with a polo shirt? |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
999 |
does thi suit come with 2 pairs of pants |
1.2190 |
0.04485 |
105 |
84 |
19 |
2 |
1000 |
...and can you recommend a good farrier? |
1.2190 |
0.05410 |
105 |
89 |
9 |
7 |
1001 |
I'm a 42 off the rack on the jacket, but the pants always need a little tailoring. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
1002 |
Do you still have that option to buy two pairs of suit trousers? |
1.2188 |
0.04141 |
128 |
103 |
22 |
3 |
1003 |
Can you throw in the slacks just for kicks? |
1.2188 |
0.04565 |
128 |
106 |
16 |
6 |
1004 |
This tie makes my throat feel a little hoarse but other than that this suit makes me the centaur of attention. |
1.2185 |
0.04647 |
119 |
98 |
16 |
5 |
1005 |
Do you have anything more suited for a gallop? |
1.2185 |
0.04491 |
119 |
97 |
18 |
4 |
1006 |
No matter how well I dress, I still don't wear the pants in the family. |
1.2182 |
0.04545 |
110 |
89 |
18 |
3 |
1007 |
The vest really is eye-catching. |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1008 |
I'll be taking the two-for-one pants offer. |
1.2182 |
0.05065 |
110 |
92 |
12 |
6 |
1009 |
Do the stripes smack of species appropriation? |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1010 |
But does this make my haunches look fat? |
1.2182 |
0.04725 |
110 |
90 |
16 |
4 |
1011 |
But is it me? |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1012 |
Is the tail too long? |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1013 |
Does this tie match my tail? |
1.2182 |
0.04357 |
110 |
88 |
20 |
2 |
1014 |
Okay, now for the hard part. |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1015 |
The pants may have to be let out. |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1016 |
Do you think it says "Stallion?" |
1.2177 |
0.04660 |
124 |
103 |
15 |
6 |
1017 |
I find the fly is too short in most trousers these days! |
1.2177 |
0.04660 |
124 |
103 |
15 |
6 |
1018 |
I love mix and match. |
1.2174 |
0.04240 |
115 |
92 |
21 |
2 |
1019 |
Sure, it looks great from the front, but from behind I think it makes me look like a horse's ass. |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
1020 |
My tie is right and centaur? |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
1021 |
All business upstairs. All party downstairs. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1022 |
You look fantastic, sir. Now, about that large pile of manure in the fitting room. |
1.2174 |
0.04684 |
138 |
117 |
12 |
9 |
1023 |
As you can see, I have a big ass. |
1.2171 |
0.04917 |
129 |
110 |
10 |
9 |
1024 |
Excuse me. I’m feeling a little hoarse. |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
1025 |
Looks great. How 'bout the matching dung bag? |
1.2170 |
0.05193 |
106 |
89 |
11 |
6 |
1026 |
Think you can rein this in a little bit? |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
1027 |
I was thinking, maybe, bolder stripes? |
1.2167 |
0.04611 |
120 |
99 |
16 |
5 |
1028 |
The pants to the usual charity sir? |
1.2167 |
0.04611 |
120 |
99 |
16 |
5 |
1029 |
Does this jacket make my flanks look big? |
1.2167 |
0.04761 |
120 |
100 |
14 |
6 |
1030 |
Are you going to saddle me with a bill? |
1.2165 |
0.04687 |
97 |
78 |
17 |
2 |
1031 |
It behooves me to look my best. |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
1032 |
I’m afraid I have to say neigh to this tie. |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
1033 |
I'm looking forward to the inseam measurements. |
1.2165 |
0.04687 |
97 |
78 |
17 |
2 |
1034 |
This one’s perfect, I’m sure to be the centaur of attention. |
1.2165 |
0.04452 |
97 |
77 |
19 |
1 |
1035 |
Whenever I wear a suit, people always do a double take. |
1.2162 |
0.04508 |
111 |
90 |
18 |
3 |
1036 |
We get that question a lot |
1.2160 |
0.04626 |
125 |
104 |
15 |
6 |
1037 |
How well do you think this tie goes with my tail? |
1.2159 |
0.05703 |
88 |
74 |
9 |
5 |
1038 |
I don't need a coat with tails. |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
1039 |
Cleanup needed in dressing room 4. |
1.2155 |
0.04550 |
116 |
95 |
17 |
4 |
1040 |
I was hoping for something more equestrian. |
1.2155 |
0.04382 |
116 |
94 |
19 |
3 |
1041 |
Excellent choice, Mr. Centaur! And that suit is half-off. |
1.2155 |
0.05020 |
116 |
98 |
11 |
7 |
1042 |
Does it make me stand out? |
1.2155 |
0.04025 |
116 |
92 |
23 |
1 |
1043 |
What do you think... is this tie just too much? |
1.2155 |
0.04868 |
116 |
97 |
13 |
6 |
1044 |
Good. Now,about the trousers |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
1045 |
But does it keep the flies off? |
1.2151 |
0.04548 |
93 |
74 |
18 |
1 |
1046 |
A fly will appear naturally |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
1047 |
I don’t look like an Ass do I? |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
1048 |
Let me try the Polo shirt. |
1.2149 |
0.04868 |
121 |
102 |
12 |
7 |
1049 |
The invitation says "Coat and Tails", but I want to dress it up a bit. |
1.2149 |
0.04265 |
121 |
98 |
20 |
3 |
1050 |
I guess I’ve always pretty much beeen a clothes horse. |
1.2149 |
0.04424 |
121 |
99 |
18 |
4 |
1051 |
I like the jacket. Now let's talk about the pants. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1052 |
...but are they still wearing tails? |
1.2143 |
0.04728 |
126 |
106 |
13 |
7 |
1053 |
I'll skip the trousers, this'll do for Zoom. |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
1054 |
I'll need your help to get the pants on. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1055 |
I'm species fluid. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1056 |
I’ll have to consult with my better half. |
1.2143 |
0.04307 |
126 |
103 |
19 |
4 |
1057 |
You don't think the vest is a bit much? |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1058 |
I like it! But I hope it comes with two pair of pants... |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
1059 |
It's so hard to find a tailor who understands my request for 'two extra feet' nowadays. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1060 |
Remote work has been a game-changer for me. |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1061 |
It said "formal" but I don't really think I need tails, do you? |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1062 |
I won’t need pants— it’s semi formal. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1063 |
. “Well, how do I look”? “Like a well dressed horse’s ass”! |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1064 |
And does it really come with TWO pairs of trousers? |
1.2137 |
0.04599 |
131 |
110 |
14 |
7 |
1065 |
The jacket fits perfectly but the pants need alteration |
1.2137 |
0.04348 |
117 |
95 |
19 |
3 |
1066 |
Do you think this makes my legs look too long? |
1.2137 |
0.04348 |
117 |
95 |
19 |
3 |
1067 |
Do I look studly? |
1.2137 |
0.04514 |
117 |
96 |
17 |
4 |
1068 |
Yes, I’m a little nervous. The wedding’s in Kentucky. |
1.2137 |
0.04980 |
117 |
99 |
11 |
7 |
1069 |
It’s the same with mermaids, don’t worry |
1.2137 |
0.04980 |
117 |
99 |
11 |
7 |
1070 |
And don't forget the 2 pair of shoes |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1071 |
Will Sir need one or two sets of pants to go with the jacket? |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1072 |
Looking good right out of the gate. |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1073 |
My father was actually more of a clothes horse. |
1.2131 |
0.04234 |
122 |
99 |
20 |
3 |
1074 |
Does this coat make me look like an ass? |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
1075 |
Now, the shoes . . . something in iron, I think. |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
1076 |
Does this one make me look less mythical? |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
1077 |
Do you think this tie makes me look like a real stud? |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
1078 |
I was invited to the Derby. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
1079 |
You're sure this tie doesn't make my ass look fat? |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
1080 |
Now can you find me two pair of stretch pants? |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
1081 |
I’m attending the Derby |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
1082 |
Does this go with tails? |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
1083 |
I won't be needing one with tails. |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
1084 |
Do I look like an ass in evening wear? |
1.2128 |
0.04505 |
94 |
75 |
18 |
1 |
1085 |
You did say that any alterations are included. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
1086 |
I'm looking for a polo shirt. |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
1087 |
This collar is too tight and it’s making me very hoarse. |
1.2126 |
0.04276 |
127 |
104 |
19 |
4 |
1088 |
Yes please. All four pant legs down to the tops of the hooves. |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
1089 |
And did you say you had a two for one sale on the trousers? |
1.2124 |
0.04779 |
113 |
94 |
14 |
5 |
1090 |
I like it. Does it come with two pair of pants? |
1.2124 |
0.04779 |
113 |
94 |
14 |
5 |
1091 |
No trousers a very good choice sir. |
1.2124 |
0.04779 |
113 |
94 |
14 |
5 |
1092 |
But will it make me the Centaur of attention? |
1.2124 |
0.05099 |
113 |
96 |
10 |
7 |
1093 |
For the big event I think I need something a bit more racy. |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
1094 |
Why yes I was born in a barn |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
1095 |
My inseam? I'll need to call my blacksmith. |
1.2121 |
0.05231 |
99 |
83 |
11 |
5 |
1096 |
Do you have anything in an oatmeal? |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
1097 |
Semi-formal” is open to interpretation, or so I’ve heard |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
1098 |
I just wish it didn’t cost an arm and four legs. |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
1099 |
I’ve always preferred the classical fit. |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
1100 |
Father told me that new suits came with two pairs of pants way back when. |
1.2119 |
0.04315 |
118 |
96 |
19 |
3 |
1101 |
This is fine, all of my meetings are on Zoom now. |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1102 |
Be honest, does this jacket make me look like an ass? |
1.2115 |
0.04668 |
104 |
85 |
16 |
3 |
1103 |
Let me see what you have in saddles” |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
1104 |
I’m terribly sorry, sir, but we have a strict store policy against customers trying on pants without underwear... |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
1105 |
Style in the front, business in the back. |
1.2114 |
0.04654 |
123 |
103 |
14 |
6 |
1106 |
What do you think: English or Western saddle? |
1.2114 |
0.04509 |
123 |
102 |
16 |
5 |
1107 |
I like to mix and match. |
1.2114 |
0.04358 |
123 |
101 |
18 |
4 |
1108 |
A perfect fit. And would you believe, it’s half off? |
1.2114 |
0.04509 |
123 |
102 |
16 |
5 |
1109 |
It’s business in front, pony in the back. |
1.2114 |
0.04795 |
123 |
104 |
12 |
7 |
1110 |
Hold on a second, I gotta take a massive shit on your floor. |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
1111 |
I feel like a new half-man! |
1.2110 |
0.04137 |
109 |
87 |
21 |
1 |
1112 |
This looks great. Now, what do have in four-legged pants? |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
1113 |
I hope people won't think I half-assed this suit |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
1114 |
My fiancé wanted me to ask if you carry bridle accessories. |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
1115 |
36 in the front, 34 in the back. |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
1116 |
This is just right! We have tickets for centaur court at Wimbledon. |
1.2105 |
0.04574 |
114 |
94 |
16 |
4 |
1117 |
I'd like Ascot instead of a tie please. |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
1118 |
Do the two pairs of pants have to be the same size? |
1.2105 |
0.04901 |
114 |
96 |
12 |
6 |
1119 |
Do you think it needs a belt? |
1.2105 |
0.04901 |
114 |
96 |
12 |
6 |
1120 |
I’m getting married, do you have anything with a bridle? |
1.2105 |
0.04740 |
114 |
95 |
14 |
5 |
1121 |
Yes, I've seen the meme, and how I wear my pants is my business. |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
1122 |
I understand you have a "Two-for-One" offer on the pants |
1.2101 |
0.04282 |
119 |
97 |
19 |
3 |
1123 |
Now have we decided where the cummerbund is going? |
1.2101 |
0.04112 |
119 |
96 |
21 |
2 |
1124 |
And how much if I only need to get the second pair of pants altered? |
1.2100 |
0.04560 |
100 |
81 |
17 |
2 |
1125 |
You know, back in the old days good suits came with two pair of pants. |
1.2100 |
0.04560 |
100 |
81 |
17 |
2 |
1126 |
Do I look ridiculous with this tie? |
1.2100 |
0.04777 |
100 |
82 |
15 |
3 |
1127 |
Your dressing room is quite small. |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
1128 |
And I'll be needing two pair of pants. |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
1129 |
Most people think I am mispronouncing 'Senator' when I call |
1.2095 |
0.05188 |
105 |
89 |
10 |
6 |
1130 |
I believe something in your RL Polo collection would work well. |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
1131 |
Can you tell me how this looks? They didn’t bother to draw my reflection. |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
1132 |
And my discount for foregoing the pants? |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
1133 |
I was thinking of something a bit more mythical. |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
1134 |
Well, you know how it is when I find fitting pants, I usually buy two pairs. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
1135 |
I think the collar's too tight---I'm feeling a little horse. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
1136 |
When I say "neigh," it doesn't mean I don't like the suit. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
1137 |
I think the vest makes me look like a horse's ass. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
1138 |
Apologies for the mess in the fitting room. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
1139 |
Foot loose and fancy-free! |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
1140 |
Do you have another pair of trousers that match? |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
1141 |
The first thing my wife asks whenever she tries something on is if it makes her butt look big. |
1.2091 |
0.05018 |
110 |
93 |
11 |
6 |
1142 |
She's at the Bridle Shop. Then it's me to the blacksmith, and her to Jimmy Choo. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
1143 |
I assume two pairs of trousers accompany the coat ? |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
1144 |
I don't suppose that you have a matching saddle. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
1145 |
These clothes makes me want to horse around. |
1.2087 |
0.04366 |
115 |
94 |
18 |
3 |
1146 |
I’ve heard of clothes being half off but this is ridiculous! |
1.2087 |
0.04703 |
115 |
96 |
14 |
5 |
1147 |
Actually, no, there's no better half. |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
1148 |
A perfect Windsor knot. This isn't my first rodeo. |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
1149 |
Does this jacket make me look hippy? |
1.2083 |
0.04412 |
120 |
99 |
17 |
4 |
1150 |
I take a 42 extra long. |
1.2080 |
0.04142 |
125 |
102 |
20 |
3 |
1151 |
I'll need an appointment with your farrier for taps. |
1.2080 |
0.04859 |
125 |
107 |
10 |
8 |
1152 |
Do you think this is appropriate for the Derby? |
1.2080 |
0.04724 |
125 |
106 |
12 |
7 |
1153 |
I'm only needing a white tie. I already have tails. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1154 |
Got anything in women's sizes? My lower half's a mare. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1155 |
Does this tie make me look like an ass? |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1156 |
Could you show me something in tails? |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1157 |
You are a natural in tails. |
1.2079 |
0.05507 |
101 |
87 |
7 |
7 |
1158 |
Wait, the suit is the same price even without the pants? |
1.2077 |
0.04186 |
130 |
107 |
19 |
4 |
1159 |
As for the pants, I’m a thirty four non-regular. |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
1160 |
Does this tie compliment my ass? |
1.2075 |
0.04965 |
106 |
89 |
12 |
5 |
1161 |
Centauresses here I come!!! |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
1162 |
Will this go with saddle shoes? |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
1163 |
Does sir dress to the left or to the right? |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
1164 |
I like it. Now, what do you have for pants? |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
1165 |
This is nice, but I think I prefer a jacket with tails. |
1.2074 |
0.04595 |
135 |
115 |
12 |
8 |
1166 |
'Love the jacket, but I will need matching pants with four legs." |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
1167 |
Of course this fits my style |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
1168 |
Be honest, does this tie clash with my hooves? |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
111 |
93 |
13 |
5 |
1169 |
Very nice. And what can you show me in shoes? |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
111 |
93 |
13 |
5 |
1170 |
Excuse my voice. I'm a little hoarse today. |
1.2069 |
0.04976 |
116 |
99 |
10 |
7 |
1171 |
No need for the trousers. |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
1172 |
See? No reflection. I'm also a vampire. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1173 |
I said two pairs of leggings |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1174 |
…and could you give me that measurement in hands? |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1175 |
Pretty spiffy but I need shoes. Do you have a blacksmith on duty? |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
1176 |
Is there a discount if I don’t get the trousers? |
1.2066 |
0.04378 |
121 |
100 |
17 |
4 |
1177 |
Is my tie off Centaur? |
1.2066 |
0.04682 |
121 |
102 |
13 |
6 |
1178 |
Does this jacket make my ass look too big? |
1.2066 |
0.04218 |
121 |
99 |
19 |
3 |
1179 |
Are those saddles up front Louis Vitton? |
1.2066 |
0.04682 |
121 |
102 |
13 |
6 |
1180 |
You really think I look good enough to stud? |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
1181 |
Do I look like a real stud or what |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
1182 |
I’m still going to have to charge you for the pants. |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
1183 |
I’m starting to feel like I have to choose between my love for hay and my love for fashion. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
1184 |
Aren’t cummerbunds more appropriate with tails? |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
1185 |
I’ll need some pants with a horse fly. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
1186 |
One can't overdress for a parade. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
1187 |
Where can I find your suits with 2 pairs of pants? |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
1188 |
I was thinking something in a medium brown, with stirrups. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
1189 |
I'll take it - with two pairs of pants. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
1190 |
And what might you have in flymasks? |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
1191 |
Finally, tonight I will be the centaur of attention! |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
1192 |
Got any great ideas for the pants? |
1.2059 |
0.04480 |
102 |
83 |
17 |
2 |
1193 |
As far as shoes go, do you have anything in titanium? |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
1194 |
Now, they can't recognize me. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
1195 |
I was hoping to try something in tails |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
1196 |
But does it go with my hooves? |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
1197 |
Does the gentleman dress gee or haw? |
1.2056 |
0.04922 |
107 |
90 |
12 |
5 |
1198 |
Do I get a discount for not buying the pants? |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
1199 |
WHAT? I can’t get the shoes here. |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
1200 |
What color shoes would you recommend? |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
1201 |
Would I need to buy two jackets to get a second pair of pants? |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
1202 |
The jacket looks great on you ,sir, but I think finding the right slacks may be a real challenge. |
1.2056 |
0.04144 |
107 |
86 |
20 |
1 |
1203 |
Yes, this tie brings out just the right amount of animal in me. |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
1204 |
I'll take it if you'll give me two-for-one on the pants. |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
1205 |
I consider myself a clothes horse. |
1.2054 |
0.05095 |
112 |
96 |
9 |
7 |
1206 |
Have I overlooked anything? |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
1207 |
It's a trousers optional gala. |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
1208 |
Does it make me look too long in the face? |
1.2051 |
0.04937 |
117 |
100 |
10 |
7 |
1209 |
How soon can you have the pants ready? |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
1210 |
Is the tie too much? |
1.2047 |
0.04519 |
127 |
107 |
14 |
6 |
1211 |
Does this suit come with two pair of slacks? |
1.2047 |
0.04378 |
127 |
106 |
16 |
5 |
1212 |
Does this tie make my torso look long to you? |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
1213 |
Do you have it in anything that will match my hoofs? |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
1214 |
Do you thinks that this will make me the centaur of attention? |
1.2045 |
0.05636 |
88 |
75 |
8 |
5 |
1215 |
Now do you have any pants that are 13 Hands? |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
1216 |
I live for separates sales. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1217 |
Looks great: Deliver it all to Mar a Lago along with two or three extra long red ties. |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
1218 |
These equestrian awards dinners tend to get a bit formal. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
1219 |
You wouldn't happen to offer any four piece suits? |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
1220 |
Are you sure the vest isn't too much? |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
1221 |
Finding the suit top is never the problem... |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
1222 |
Shopping Centaur |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
1223 |
I think we are going to need to alter the pants. |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
1224 |
usually I just horse around but the invitation said formal attire |
1.2041 |
0.05419 |
98 |
84 |
8 |
6 |
1225 |
Now, what have you got that says 'party in the back?' |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
1226 |
This will look great for the Winner's Circle at the Derby. |
1.2039 |
0.04441 |
103 |
84 |
17 |
2 |
1227 |
You really do have the best deals on Mount Olympus.” |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
1228 |
I like it, but does it come with two sets of pants? |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
1229 |
Very nice,but I guess I'll have to pass on the pants |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
1230 |
Do these pants make my rear look big? |
1.2039 |
0.04441 |
103 |
84 |
17 |
2 |
1231 |
Measure me only for a suit coat and vest. I won't need trousers. |
1.2039 |
0.05043 |
103 |
87 |
11 |
5 |
1232 |
Do you think it should be a bolo tie? |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
1233 |
Wrap it up and I'm off to the races. |
1.2039 |
0.05228 |
103 |
88 |
9 |
6 |
1234 |
I would like the double pants option instead of the vest. |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
1235 |
My wife always did say I was a stallion in a suit. |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
1236 |
My boss is gonna get a kick out of this |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
1237 |
I’ll take the jacket, the vest, two pairs of pants and a fly swatter. |
1.2037 |
0.04880 |
108 |
91 |
12 |
5 |
1238 |
Does this make my flank look fat? |
1.2037 |
0.05054 |
108 |
92 |
10 |
6 |
1239 |
Does this come with an extra pair of pants? |
1.2037 |
0.04880 |
108 |
91 |
12 |
5 |
1240 |
These mirrors always make me look like I have so many legs. |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
1241 |
Now, perhaps you have something for my better half? |
1.2037 |
0.04880 |
108 |
91 |
12 |
5 |
1242 |
For the stag party, one should be properly attired. |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
1243 |
How easy is it to brush off cat hair? I'm dating a Nekomusume. |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
1244 |
If you suggest plaid, I’m afraid I’ll have to say, “neigh”. |
1.2035 |
0.04894 |
113 |
96 |
11 |
6 |
1245 |
It's a little formal, I'd hate to stand out. |
1.2035 |
0.04199 |
113 |
92 |
19 |
2 |
1246 |
and the bride’s a unicorn! |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
1247 |
I thnk it makes me look an ass |
1.2035 |
0.04730 |
113 |
95 |
13 |
5 |
1248 |
Economically I tend to be conservative, but with everything else I tend towards the centaur. |
1.2035 |
0.04730 |
113 |
95 |
13 |
5 |
1249 |
You were right. The pants did make my ass look too big. |
1.2034 |
0.04593 |
118 |
99 |
14 |
5 |
1250 |
You want a ride home? |
1.2034 |
0.04593 |
118 |
99 |
14 |
5 |
1251 |
''So I'm a clotheshorse, so what?" |
1.2033 |
0.04892 |
123 |
106 |
9 |
8 |
1252 |
I'm not half the man I was before the pandemic. |
1.2033 |
0.04313 |
123 |
102 |
17 |
4 |
1253 |
This doesn't make me look like an ass, right? |
1.2033 |
0.04465 |
123 |
103 |
15 |
5 |
1254 |
This suite is 50% off right? |
1.2031 |
0.04203 |
128 |
106 |
18 |
4 |
1255 |
Can I get two jackets instead of the whole suit for the same price? |
1.2031 |
0.04203 |
128 |
106 |
18 |
4 |
1256 |
My father was also a clothes horse. |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
1257 |
Do you think the tie's a bit much? |
1.2022 |
0.04570 |
89 |
72 |
16 |
1 |
1258 |
I'd like to try on the trousers. |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
1259 |
I said I need the pants custom, not costume, made.
Robert A. Jablon/rcjablon@aol.com/202-333-5332 |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
1260 |
I couldn’t quite figure out the pants. |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
1261 |
I’d like a slight break at the hooves. |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
1262 |
No trousers needed. But do you have anything in a tweed poop basket? |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
1263 |
I love it. How long will it take to have the pants altered? |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
1264 |
I need it for my dad's birthday party. He's becoming a Centaurion. |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
1265 |
For a jacket like this, do you recommend pairing with pants or with a saddle? |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
1266 |
I've met the tailor, now where's your farrier? |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
1267 |
I can’t believe I like it on. I thought it would be a neigh. |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
1268 |
Yes, I completely understand the extra charge for altering the pants. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
1269 |
My wife said I’d be less of an ass if I at least dressed well. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
1270 |
Doesn’t it look sort of half-assed? |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
1271 |
This jacket is certain to make you the centaur of attention |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
1272 |
Even before I transitioned, I didn't feel a need for pants. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
1273 |
And we won't be needing an inseam. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
1274 |
‘I want to make sure I look good, so let’s not half-ass this’ |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
1275 |
Let's see if you have something that matches in the shoes department. |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
1276 |
I'll wear the pants the day you wear a saddle. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
1277 |
Does your buy-one, get-one-free deal on trousers include tailoring? |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
1278 |
I will need a matching saddle" |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
1279 |
The jacket fits well,but the trousers are two legs short.... |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
1280 |
The jacket's fine. It is the pants I have trouble with. |
1.2018 |
0.04076 |
109 |
88 |
20 |
1 |
1281 |
Do you carry pants in my size? |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
1282 |
Is the get-two-pants-with-every-jacket sale still on? |
1.2018 |
0.05178 |
109 |
94 |
8 |
7 |
1283 |
Do you have anything in a slim-fit bridle? |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
1284 |
With this suit, I'll be the 'centaur' of attention! |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
1285 |
I’m not half the man I used to be. |
1.2018 |
0.05011 |
109 |
93 |
10 |
6 |
1286 |
Sit. You said you would give your kingdom for a horse. So here we are! |
1.2018 |
0.04855 |
114 |
97 |
11 |
6 |
1287 |
I'm the emperor's new clothes horse. |
1.2018 |
0.04855 |
114 |
97 |
11 |
6 |
1288 |
Does this make me look mortal? |
1.2018 |
0.04855 |
114 |
97 |
11 |
6 |
1289 |
I've always wanted to be the centaur of attention. |
1.2018 |
0.04855 |
114 |
97 |
11 |
6 |
1290 |
You can get it for half off, sir. |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
1291 |
Urinals are a bitch. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
1292 |
And let me see four of your dress shoes. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
1293 |
OK the coat fits. Now let’s try on the pants. |
1.2000 |
0.03831 |
110 |
88 |
22 |
0 |
1294 |
And I will need the customary 2 pairs of matching pants. |
1.2000 |
0.04969 |
110 |
94 |
10 |
6 |
1295 |
Of course. Of course. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1296 |
Not two jackets... I asked for one jacket, two pairs of pants |
1.2000 |
0.04969 |
110 |
94 |
10 |
6 |
1297 |
I believe your ad said that the second pair of trousers is free. |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
1298 |
A perfect fit! Now I just need your help with the pants. |
1.2000 |
0.04020 |
100 |
80 |
20 |
0 |
1299 |
Now I just need some stylish horseshoes to match. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1300 |
Custom manure bag. Two pairs. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
1301 |
I think vertical stripes draw the eyes down... What else do you have? |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
1302 |
Is your tailor good at adjusting the trousers? |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
1303 |
Does this make me look smart ? |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1304 |
Does it make me look long in the face? |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1305 |
I like it a lot, but I won't be needing the extra pair of pants. |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
1306 |
Of course I’ll need the pants let out. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
1307 |
I'm lucky all of my meetings are over Zoom. |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
1308 |
Does this tie and vest combo make me look weird? |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
1309 |
Should I try on the trousers or just wear my tail in a chignon? |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
1310 |
Now I’m ready to trot. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
1311 |
I don’t want to stand out |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
1312 |
I have always shopped at large men stores. |
1.2000 |
0.04314 |
115 |
95 |
17 |
3 |
1313 |
I'll need two pairs, my good man. |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
1314 |
Do suits still come with two pairs of pants? |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
1315 |
$350 for the jacket, ok, but $870 for the altered slacks?? |
1.2000 |
0.04487 |
115 |
96 |
15 |
4 |
1316 |
Wait 'till you see my bride Lady Godiva! |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
1317 |
Now,what do you have for pants? |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
1318 |
I think cuffs look better with my hooves. |
1.2000 |
0.04020 |
100 |
80 |
20 |
0 |
1319 |
Now I look like a stallion. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
105 |
86 |
17 |
2 |
1320 |
How much without the pants? |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
1321 |
I'd like to see something in your bridle line. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1322 |
I really don't care that it comes with two pairs of pants. |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
1323 |
I'll take it; just alter the pants. |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
1324 |
Perfect, but what about the trousers? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1325 |
Is that inches, or hands? |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
1326 |
Tell the truth: Does this make my ass look big? |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
1327 |
When she said, “I can’t wait to see your dressage,” I figured she plans to take me someplace fancy. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1328 |
Do you think I'm over dressaged? |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
1329 |
My fiancée is an ass. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
1330 |
Looks great. Any idea when my pants will be ready? |
1.2000 |
0.04954 |
105 |
89 |
11 |
5 |
1331 |
The jacket fits great but the pants are a horse of a different color.
Ed Neufeld
Overland Park, KS |
1.2000 |
0.05311 |
105 |
91 |
7 |
7 |
1332 |
Now, let's try the zebra lower half |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
105 |
86 |
17 |
2 |
1333 |
I’m afraid the pants are still at the tailor, sir, and the tailor is still frozen in a catatonic state of disbelief and teetering on the edge of madness. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
1334 |
The pants don’t fit, I’m afraid. |
1.2000 |
0.04522 |
120 |
101 |
14 |
5 |
1335 |
And my friends think THEY'RE well-groomed. |
1.1983 |
0.04638 |
121 |
103 |
12 |
6 |
1336 |
How about pants in fawn |
1.1983 |
0.04001 |
121 |
99 |
20 |
2 |
1337 |
Dressage is important to a horseman |
1.1983 |
0.04931 |
116 |
100 |
9 |
7 |
1338 |
People say that vertical stripes make you look slimmer, but I think that's just a myth. |
1.1983 |
0.04777 |
116 |
99 |
11 |
6 |
1339 |
It's a pity the pants did not fit. |
1.1983 |
0.03914 |
116 |
94 |
21 |
1 |
1340 |
I'm going to a Sabine Party and I think this will be perfect. |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
1341 |
Sorry about the mess in the fitting room. |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
1342 |
Does it make my rear look big? |
1.1982 |
0.04758 |
111 |
94 |
12 |
5 |
1343 |
What do you mean you called a cab? I am my ride! |
1.1982 |
0.04400 |
111 |
92 |
16 |
3 |
1344 |
How does it hang? |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
1345 |
I can never find pants that fit in the seat. |
1.1981 |
0.04911 |
106 |
90 |
11 |
5 |
1346 |
Sir if you are interested in two pairs of matching pants we'll throw in the extra legs for free |
1.1981 |
0.05090 |
106 |
91 |
9 |
6 |
1347 |
And it comes with two pairs of pants? |
1.1981 |
0.05090 |
106 |
91 |
9 |
6 |
1348 |
You're sure it doesn't make my haunches look big? |
1.1981 |
0.04911 |
106 |
90 |
11 |
5 |
1349 |
My mother's getting remarried. |
1.1981 |
0.04327 |
106 |
87 |
17 |
2 |
1350 |
How is my tie compared to my ponytail? |
1.1981 |
0.04327 |
106 |
87 |
17 |
2 |
1351 |
I agree, sir - a stable genius has to look the part |
1.1981 |
0.05090 |
106 |
91 |
9 |
6 |
1352 |
You’re sure the vest doesn’t make me look like a horse’s ass? |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
1353 |
Archie, just let me say there are secrets about Tuxedo Park that few people know. Can I trust you? |
1.1980 |
0.05078 |
101 |
86 |
10 |
5 |
1354 |
You're in luck,sir. This suit comes with two pairs of pants. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
1355 |
Do I look more like a stallion or an ass? |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
1356 |
Great fit, I suspect I will need the tailor for the trousers. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
1357 |
Hold the pants, I am off to the races |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
1358 |
The pants just didn’t fit at all. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
1359 |
Does this outfit say "Stud" |
1.1979 |
0.04348 |
96 |
78 |
17 |
1 |
1360 |
I won't be needing the pants. |
1.1979 |
0.04348 |
96 |
78 |
17 |
1 |
1361 |
I finally feel ready for the winner's circle. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
1362 |
One last thing ….It screams Kilt |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
1363 |
Don’t need them. Zoom only shows upper body. |
1.1979 |
0.05261 |
96 |
82 |
9 |
5 |
1364 |
But the invitation says white tie and tail |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
1365 |
And you’re certain this blazer works just as well at the derby as the funerals immediately after? |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
1366 |
Obviously don't worry about the trousers |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
1367 |
You are certain it is made with no glue? |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
1368 |
Does this jacket make me look pompous? |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
1369 |
Clothes make the man, I always say. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
1370 |
It was at that moment that Harry realized he wasn’t wearing any pants |
1.1975 |
0.05937 |
81 |
70 |
6 |
5 |
1371 |
Just the top today. I'm pulling the bride's chariot afterward. |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
1372 |
I don't think we have any pants in your size. |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
1373 |
Tell me the truth. Does my ass look too big in this suit? |
1.1967 |
0.04299 |
122 |
102 |
16 |
4 |
1374 |
Now if you can direct me to the farrier. |
1.1967 |
0.04299 |
122 |
102 |
16 |
4 |
1375 |
Perfect. A Mr. Minotaur will be in later for the pants. |
1.1966 |
0.04247 |
117 |
97 |
17 |
3 |
1376 |
Two pairs of slacks should do it. |
1.1966 |
0.04070 |
117 |
96 |
19 |
2 |
1377 |
No. Buying two pairs of slacks won't help in this case.
Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma |
1.1966 |
0.04739 |
117 |
100 |
11 |
6 |
1378 |
Is the suit half-off? |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
1379 |
Now, if you could please point me in the direction of your blacksmith. |
1.1964 |
0.04545 |
112 |
94 |
14 |
4 |
1380 |
How about a top hat to go with the tail? |
1.1964 |
0.04545 |
112 |
94 |
14 |
4 |
1381 |
I love the suit, but it has to come with the extra pair of trousers. |
1.1964 |
0.04545 |
112 |
94 |
14 |
4 |
1382 |
You don’t think this tie makes me look like an ass? |
1.1964 |
0.04718 |
112 |
95 |
12 |
5 |
1383 |
I won’t be needing pants: I’m going to Burning Man |
1.1964 |
0.04545 |
112 |
94 |
14 |
4 |
1384 |
My fiancée wants me to wear this on the bridle path. |
1.1964 |
0.04176 |
112 |
92 |
18 |
2 |
1385 |
And you’re certain it comes with two pair of pants, yes |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
1386 |
If the price is for jacket and two pairs of trousers, I fail to see why I can’t buy jacket and one pair of four-legged trousers for the same price. |
1.1964 |
0.04886 |
112 |
96 |
10 |
6 |
1387 |
I believe there is other criteria to become a stud but you do look good
Frank Buckley Andover MA |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
1388 |
Two pair of pants? |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
1389 |
Does this make me look heavy? |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
1390 |
No, I am not interested in your jockey short collection! |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
1391 |
My jockey will love it |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
1392 |
Now for my wedding shoes. Um,what floor did you say your blacksmith was located on? |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
1393 |
I'm looking for something that's going to make people take notice. |
1.1959 |
0.04550 |
97 |
80 |
15 |
2 |
1394 |
This was the easy part. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
1395 |
Is my tie straight? |
1.1959 |
0.04550 |
97 |
80 |
15 |
2 |
1396 |
And you’re in luck, we’re having a two-for-one deal on pants today! |
1.1959 |
0.05210 |
97 |
83 |
9 |
5 |
1397 |
Do you have something in a 42 stallion? |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
1398 |
Does this come in camel instead of horse hair?
I identify as bi-mammal. |
1.1959 |
0.05000 |
97 |
82 |
11 |
4 |
1399 |
Buy the matching pants?!? I say “neigh, sir, neigh!” |
1.1959 |
0.04550 |
97 |
80 |
15 |
2 |
1400 |
Does this make my ass look big? |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
1401 |
So it's half off if I buy 2? |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
1402 |
I agree argyle socks would be stunning but maybe just a bit too much. |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
1403 |
Now, what do you have in a four-legged Jodhpur? |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
1404 |
How did you guess that I was Greek? |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
1405 |
If you thought gelding was hard, try tying a Double Windsor. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
1406 |
It’s a little tight in the chest. So, I’m worried the pants won’t fit. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
1407 |
What about the pants? |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
1408 |
And two pair of wingtips in a 4 wide. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
1409 |
' The real challenge will be getting the right color to accentuate my eyes" |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
1410 |
Does the striped vest make me look like a jackass? |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
1411 |
The jacket is fine. Can you alter the pants? |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
1412 |
Yes, I hang to the rear |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1413 |
Why, a clothes-horse of course! |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1414 |
You can donate the pants to the Minotaur. He'll be in soon. |
1.1949 |
0.04545 |
118 |
100 |
13 |
5 |
1415 |
And I'm assuming the suit is half off? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
1416 |
Which side does sir dressage on? |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
1417 |
Yes to the extra trousers. |
1.1944 |
0.04254 |
108 |
89 |
17 |
2 |
1418 |
I may have been raised in a barn, but I don't look like I was. |
1.1944 |
0.04826 |
108 |
92 |
11 |
5 |
1419 |
Do the pants have to match? |
1.1944 |
0.04046 |
108 |
88 |
19 |
1 |
1420 |
Being a Centaur, one develops a fashion horse-sense. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
1421 |
Excuse me, I meant bridal party not path. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
1422 |
Alterations are included. You'll need extra room in the seat. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
1423 |
Without a tie - I just feel half-naked. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
1424 |
Can you show me something in another color? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
1425 |
Bring me four patent leather horseshoes and I'll be all set. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
1426 |
Can you recommend a nice horseshoe to match? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
1427 |
Do you think it will help me get noticed? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
1428 |
Time to show 'em what they've been missing on Zoom. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
1429 |
Do I need different shoes with this outfit? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
1430 |
It would beHOOVE you to give me good service. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
1431 |
Do you think this makes me look like a stud? |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
1432 |
This doesn’t make my ass look too big? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
1433 |
I’m aiming more for tailored gentleman rather than horse’s ass. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
1434 |
This is all I need for my Dressage event |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
1435 |
Thanks for your help. My wife always gets on my back about the alterations. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
1436 |
You don't happen to have this same jacket in 100% horse hair, Do You? |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1437 |
Does it clash with my shoes? |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1438 |
The event will take place over zoom. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1439 |
Do you have this in Dapple Grey? |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1440 |
When you alter the pants don't forget about my ponytail. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1441 |
Does this tie match my hooves? |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
1442 |
A Derby hat of course. |
1.1939 |
0.04268 |
98 |
80 |
17 |
1 |
1443 |
Yes, I would like my pants hemmed. What made you ask? |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1444 |
They say the suit makes the man |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
1445 |
Does this tie make me look like a horse's ass? |
1.1935 |
0.04394 |
93 |
76 |
16 |
1 |
1446 |
Excellent, shall we proceed to bridle wear? |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
1447 |
I'm transitioning to Senator. |
1.1933 |
0.04665 |
119 |
102 |
11 |
6 |
1448 |
A tie always makes me feel a little horse. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
1449 |
Sorry but my throat’s horse today! |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
1450 |
I'm getting mare-eed." |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
1451 |
I need something classy; I'm tired of being called a horse's ass. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
1452 |
I'll need to consult my wife first. I never make a decision without considering my better half. |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
1453 |
I think I'd be more comfortable in something a bit more...ah... sporty |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
1454 |
These will do quite well, thank you. Now could you tell me what floor your farrier is on. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
1455 |
And now for the perfect shoes. |
1.1930 |
0.04806 |
114 |
98 |
10 |
6 |
1456 |
tip-top centaur-top |
1.1930 |
0.04806 |
114 |
98 |
10 |
6 |
1457 |
Pants or no pants, what do you think? |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
1458 |
It's really me, isn't it? |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
1459 |
Does this tie make me look too fat? |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
1460 |
I usually go for hot to trot, but this makes me feel quite dashing. |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
1461 |
You're looking for a business on top, party on the bottom type of suit, sir? |
1.1927 |
0.04785 |
109 |
93 |
11 |
5 |
1462 |
Now, how about something for the tail? |
1.1927 |
0.04219 |
109 |
90 |
17 |
2 |
1463 |
The advantage is never having to worry about wrinkled trousers."
" |
1.1927 |
0.03795 |
109 |
88 |
21 |
0 |
1464 |
Should I lose the beard? |
1.1927 |
0.04013 |
109 |
89 |
19 |
1 |
1465 |
Do you have anything for the rear-end? |
1.1927 |
0.04219 |
109 |
90 |
17 |
2 |
1466 |
Off to the races I see. |
1.1927 |
0.04785 |
109 |
93 |
11 |
5 |
1467 |
And I save a lot of money on pants. |
1.1923 |
0.04117 |
104 |
85 |
18 |
1 |
1468 |
Don’t bother, she wears the pants. |
1.1923 |
0.04941 |
104 |
89 |
10 |
5 |
1469 |
Can I get a store credit for the pants”?
Jeff Manly
Toronto, On |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
1470 |
Actually, I'd like to try the Centaur vent. |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
1471 |
”What do you think, vest or no vest? |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
1472 |
Glad I found you. Most places don't sell separates. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1473 |
The animal rights people insist that I get matching trousers. |
1.1923 |
0.04117 |
104 |
85 |
18 |
1 |
1474 |
How much does half of this suit cost? |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
1475 |
That's the last time Jared Leto outdoes me at the Met Gala. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
1476 |
I love your policy of two pair of trousers |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
1477 |
You know, this isn't my first rodeo." |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
1478 |
Thank goodness the dress code calls for tails! |
1.1919 |
0.05112 |
99 |
85 |
9 |
5 |
1479 |
Does it make me look too civilized? |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
1480 |
Yes, it's perfect -- I'll be the centaur of attention!! |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
1481 |
What...is it the tie? |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
1482 |
Now that I've stopped blaming my parents, I dress better. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
1483 |
I'm tired of chasing women. I want them chasing me. |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
1484 |
Well, for this black-tie wedding, I should go with the tails. |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
1485 |
SureI got a great deal on the suit, but the shoes are gonna cost me double. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
1486 |
Much better. My old outfit was so tacky. |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
1487 |
The sport coat is fine but the trousers need more leggings. |
1.1917 |
0.03977 |
120 |
99 |
19 |
2 |
1488 |
Yes on the jacket, neigh on the pants. |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
1489 |
You know, I've been voted Best Dressed Centaur five years in a row. |
1.1917 |
0.03977 |
120 |
99 |
19 |
2 |
1490 |
I heard about the sale and hoofed it over. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
1491 |
I'm likely your only customer not requiring tails. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
1492 |
What say you: Yea or neigh? |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
1493 |
Even though I’m not getting pants, you can still touch my genitals if you’d like. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
1494 |
I saw the jackets are buy one get one free,what about the shoes? |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
1495 |
Pardon, where is your outdoor toilet? |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
1496 |
Yes, the suit with two pair of pants, how did you know? |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
1497 |
Can I get another jacket instead of the pants? |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
1498 |
No thanks, I think trousers instead of a saddle might confuse people." |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
1499 |
The salesman said the suit would be a 'neigh-perfect' fit! |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
1500 |
Does your two for one sale extend to trousers? |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
1501 |
I think I'll go for the plus fours |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
1502 |
And you don't think the stripes make me look too much like a jockey? |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
1503 |
This look good but if you tailored the pants I'll be really impressed. |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
1504 |
Yes I guess you could say that I'm a bit of a clothes horse |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
1505 |
You’re in luck! Our pant legs are on a Buy Two Get Two special! |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
1506 |
Does this come in a 44 extra legs? |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
1507 |
I won’t be needing the trousers. What do you have in blankets? |
1.1913 |
0.04077 |
115 |
95 |
18 |
2 |
1508 |
Only in NYC |
1.1913 |
0.04077 |
115 |
95 |
18 |
2 |
1509 |
Yeah, this is what I got for my wish to be faster on my feet. |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
1510 |
Can we try this in a furlong? |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
1511 |
The inseam is easy but the rise is hard to fit." |
1.1910 |
0.05507 |
89 |
77 |
7 |
5 |
1512 |
Do I get a discount for not taking the two pair of pants? |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
1513 |
and he said why the long face ? " |
1.1910 |
0.05270 |
89 |
76 |
9 |
4 |
1514 |
I have good news and bad news. |
1.1910 |
0.04485 |
89 |
73 |
15 |
1 |
1515 |
Most of my friends have a rustic style. I prefer satyrial elegance. |
1.1910 |
0.05270 |
89 |
76 |
9 |
4 |
1516 |
I'm looking for a tie that says, I don't give rides! |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
1517 |
Your half-off special suits me completely. |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
1518 |
I’m sure to be the centaur of attention in this suit! |
1.1910 |
0.05270 |
89 |
76 |
9 |
4 |
1519 |
Do you think this makes my ass look big? |
1.1909 |
0.04565 |
110 |
93 |
13 |
4 |
1520 |
I suppose I can get the trouserless discount? |
1.1909 |
0.04379 |
110 |
92 |
15 |
3 |
1521 |
Now we'll see if the Sirens can resist me. |
1.1909 |
0.04184 |
110 |
91 |
17 |
2 |
1522 |
Be honest sir, “Do I look like an ass in this jacket?” |
1.1909 |
0.04917 |
110 |
95 |
9 |
6 |
1523 |
Does it come with two pairs of trousers? |
1.1905 |
0.05482 |
84 |
72 |
8 |
4 |
1524 |
I feel like my classmates will still recognize me. |
1.1905 |
0.04897 |
105 |
90 |
10 |
5 |
1525 |
Donald Trump raped me! |
1.1905 |
0.05738 |
84 |
73 |
6 |
5 |
1526 |
Do you carry pants with a 188 waist? |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
1527 |
It's easy-peasy to be an anchor, but I hate it when they trot me out for galas. |
1.1905 |
0.05738 |
84 |
73 |
6 |
5 |
1528 |
You're right. Tails would have been too formal. |
1.1905 |
0.04081 |
105 |
86 |
18 |
1 |
1529 |
I’ll take this one. It shows off my backside. |
1.1905 |
0.04081 |
105 |
86 |
18 |
1 |
1530 |
You were right, the waistcoat really does pull it all together. |
1.1905 |
0.04508 |
105 |
88 |
14 |
3 |
1531 |
The jacket I can likely wear off the rack,but the pants might need a slight alteration. |
1.1900 |
0.04191 |
100 |
82 |
17 |
1 |
1532 |
I’ll need two pairs of pants |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
1533 |
Yes, thanks. I will need the second pair of pants. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
1534 |
I can never decide. Should the pants go in front or in back? |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
1535 |
And the trousers to go with this? |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1536 |
Truthfully,does it make my butt look big? |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1537 |
A good-looking stud, wouldn't you agree? |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
1538 |
do you have an associate who rides? |
1.1897 |
0.03855 |
116 |
95 |
20 |
1 |
1539 |
I raced in for the two-for-one sale. |
1.1897 |
0.04045 |
116 |
96 |
18 |
2 |
1540 |
It's OK but it doesn't do a thing for my Ass. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
1541 |
I can’t remember when or why the MET Gala became such a show pony event. |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
1542 |
Now for the trousers. Do I dress right rear, left rear, right front or left front? |
1.1895 |
0.04310 |
95 |
78 |
16 |
1 |
1543 |
I am not a fool. I want something off the rack. |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
1544 |
Does this tie make it look like I have fewer legs? |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
1545 |
Does this jacket make me look like a horse’s arse? |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
1546 |
Tell me the truth. Do I look like a jackass in this get up? |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
1547 |
Why yes, in fact, my parents did have a mixed marriage. My mother is Irish and my father is Italian. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
1548 |
Have you ever mucked out a dressing room before? |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
1549 |
Is this what the herd is wearing to blend in these days? |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
1550 |
Left, right or straight down, sir? |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
1551 |
This outfit is perfect! Do I get half price on the suit, since I won't be needing the trousers? |
1.1892 |
0.03734 |
111 |
90 |
21 |
0 |
1552 |
' I need to pay double for the pants? I'm a naysayer , I say , neighsayer to that. Nay! Neigh!' |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
1553 |
Just how flexible IS your alterations department? |
1.1892 |
0.04343 |
111 |
93 |
15 |
3 |
1554 |
Trousers to the rear my good sir. Cuff. Single break. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
1555 |
I thought the suit came with two pair of trousers. |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
1556 |
It's just a bit tight through the withers. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
1557 |
And can you front the kilt with an oatmeal bag? |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
1558 |
I was attracted by the “two pair of pants with every jacket” offer. |
1.1889 |
0.05450 |
90 |
78 |
7 |
5 |
1559 |
My dance partner says I have two left feet. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
1560 |
Whatever happened to suits with two pairs of pants? |
1.1889 |
0.04440 |
90 |
74 |
15 |
1 |
1561 |
I'm preparing for next year's Met Gala theme - "You can dress the man but can you dress the ass" |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
1562 |
And I’m gonna need shoes… |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
1563 |
I insist I am NOT horsing around, I am simply very particular in how I look |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
1564 |
I won’t be needing the second pair of pants. Or the first. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
1565 |
You can eliminate the zipper! |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
1566 |
Can I get half off on the suit? |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
1567 |
Do you have something a little more mythical? |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
1568 |
I'll need a matching pair of trousers. |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
1569 |
And now, how about some shoes? |
1.1887 |
0.03818 |
106 |
86 |
20 |
0 |
1570 |
No thanks, I always go commando. |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
1571 |
I can’t decide; tail in or tail out on the pants? |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
1572 |
I don’t supposed you have my pants size? |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
1573 |
Does this come with a matching feedbag? |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
1574 |
Do I get a discount without the trousers? |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
1575 |
do you have pants on sale two for one? |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
1576 |
Fabulous. I’ll take this one. And two pairs of matching trousers, please. Let your tailor know I’ll need them both made extra high-waisted, with a large hole in the back. |
1.1885 |
0.03918 |
122 |
101 |
19 |
2 |
1577 |
I gave up horse racing for a legal career. |
1.1882 |
0.04582 |
85 |
70 |
14 |
1 |
1578 |
It's going to be the wedding of the centaury. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
1579 |
Shall we look at some trousers now? |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
1580 |
I placed a bet on myself |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
1581 |
Of course I want the matching pants. What do I look like, an animal? |
1.1882 |
0.05422 |
85 |
73 |
8 |
4 |
1582 |
Just look at me in all my satyr-ial splendor! |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
1583 |
I'm here for the sale of the centaur-y |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
1584 |
I'll need to have the trousers altered. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
1585 |
Give me the pants Jerry, I WANT TO TRY ON THE PANTS! |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
1586 |
It behooves me to say that it's a little tight around the withers. Could I get a size up? |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
1587 |
You measured in hands,right? |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
1588 |
We've been pushing for diversity and inclusion for thousands of years but finally, it was the WFH trend that opened whole new career horizons for us. |
1.1880 |
0.04365 |
117 |
99 |
14 |
4 |
1589 |
Would you like the matching bottoms as well? |
1.1880 |
0.04014 |
117 |
97 |
18 |
2 |
1590 |
Now you're sure about the inseam measurement? |
1.1875 |
0.04490 |
112 |
95 |
13 |
4 |
1591 |
Is the tie too loud? I don’t like to draw attention. |
1.1875 |
0.05196 |
96 |
83 |
8 |
5 |
1592 |
Do you have any matching pants? |
1.1875 |
0.03916 |
112 |
92 |
19 |
1 |
1593 |
You should see what the bridesmaids will be wearing.” |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1594 |
I assume it’s half price? |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
1595 |
So, I’m the guy who called this morning about your two-pants suit sale. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1596 |
It's important I make an impression. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
1597 |
And, how much to alter the slacks? |
1.1875 |
0.04490 |
112 |
95 |
13 |
4 |
1598 |
They’ll say you’re compensating for something… but they’ll be confused about what. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
1599 |
Does my ass look big in this |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
1600 |
I'm not just horsing around here, get me some four-legged pants. |
1.1869 |
0.04992 |
107 |
93 |
8 |
6 |
1601 |
I'm a horse, I dress left. |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
1602 |
Being front has its benefits. |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
1603 |
My jockey has the same vest. |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
1604 |
Do you think the tail is overly formal? |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
1605 |
Too racy? |
1.1869 |
0.04992 |
107 |
93 |
8 |
6 |
1606 |
Does this tie come in white? I already have the tails. |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
1607 |
You have a tailor who can alter the pants ? |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
1608 |
It’s a little tight around the withers but I gotta run. |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
1609 |
...and two pairs of trousers please. |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
1610 |
I just don’t think the camel hair is me. |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
1611 |
To which side do I dress? Well, sir, you can plainly see it is a little more complicated than that! |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1612 |
To the left. Quite far to the left, actually. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1613 |
Do you know your approximate inseams? |
1.1864 |
0.03983 |
118 |
98 |
18 |
2 |
1614 |
With two pairs of pants? |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
1615 |
No, this red tie won't do. I don't want my peers to think I'm centaur-right. |
1.1864 |
0.04654 |
118 |
102 |
10 |
6 |
1616 |
I won't need the trousers. |
1.1863 |
0.05163 |
102 |
89 |
7 |
6 |
1617 |
…and I assure you that everything below the waist is anatomically accurate. Everything. |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
1618 |
I’m good on pants, but do you have any shoes? |
1.1863 |
0.04772 |
102 |
87 |
11 |
4 |
1619 |
I'm an ass man |
1.1863 |
0.04772 |
102 |
87 |
11 |
4 |
1620 |
Kentucky Derby Black Tie and Tails |
1.1863 |
0.04117 |
102 |
84 |
17 |
1 |
1621 |
I can't remember if the invitation said semi-formal or semi-horse. |
1.1863 |
0.04772 |
102 |
87 |
11 |
4 |
1622 |
I'm aiming for dressage but not overly dressy. |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
1623 |
On Zoom, clothes make a man. |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
1624 |
It's nice but I prefer tails. |
1.1863 |
0.04971 |
102 |
88 |
9 |
5 |
1625 |
My jockey wants me to look my best for the photo finish. |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
1626 |
Sorry, but a two pants suit is a special order. |
1.1863 |
0.04117 |
102 |
84 |
17 |
1 |
1627 |
I'm going for the "distinguished gentleman meets wild stallion" look. |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
1628 |
I feel like I’m a Capricorn trying to pass as a Sagittarian. |
1.1863 |
0.04772 |
102 |
87 |
11 |
4 |
1629 |
. “We’ll throw in the second pair of shoes no charge”. |
1.1863 |
0.04772 |
102 |
87 |
11 |
4 |
1630 |
Sadly, it’s for 7 different funerals on my mother’s side. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
1631 |
Stomp twice if it’s a good fit sir. |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
1632 |
It’s so much better without the pants. |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
1633 |
I prefer this to the bow tie. I wouldn't want to stand out. |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
1634 |
Do I dress to the left? No, more to the back. |
1.1860 |
0.05363 |
86 |
74 |
8 |
4 |
1635 |
Do you have this in leather? |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
1636 |
Yes, I am a bit of a clothes horse. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
1637 |
I like it, but I must admit I had my doubts with the formality of tails. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
1638 |
I know, all horse except where it matters. |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
1639 |
Can you put a rush on it? I'm in the third at Pimlico in an hour. |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
1640 |
I'll need help with the trousers. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
1641 |
Would a bow tie look better with this? |
1.1856 |
0.04230 |
97 |
80 |
16 |
1 |
1642 |
I said to myself, “You’re 40–time to stop horsing around in business casual.” |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
1643 |
Maybe an ascot for the Kentucky Derby. |
1.1856 |
0.05146 |
97 |
84 |
8 |
5 |
1644 |
Perfect! A tailcoat tux just didn't feel right. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
1645 |
No more horsing around. This is the one! |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
1646 |
I love the jacket, but I'm going to have to say neigh on the pants. |
1.1856 |
0.05146 |
97 |
84 |
8 |
5 |
1647 |
Does this make me look two-legged? |
1.1856 |
0.04230 |
97 |
80 |
16 |
1 |
1648 |
Yes sir , formal wear is half off at Centaury 21. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
1649 |
Will this be half off? |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
1650 |
You're SURE it comes with two pairs of pants? |
1.1852 |
0.04948 |
108 |
94 |
8 |
6 |
1651 |
I had to hoof it over here right from work. |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
1652 |
Do you have one that doesn’t shout "Horse"? |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1653 |
The invitation said white tie and tails. |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
1654 |
Maybe an ascot? Because that's where I'm going. |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
1655 |
This suit comes with 2 pair of trousers correct? |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1656 |
The pantless suit is the perfect choice in comfort for the Derby Days of spring. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1657 |
Do you have this in a 44 furlong? |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
1658 |
How did you hear about the Clyde-sale? |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
1659 |
I think this tie really pulls it together. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
1660 |
I want to blend in with the herd. |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
1661 |
No, I’m afraid we don’t have a litter box. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
1662 |
I believe the trousers will need some tailoring. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
1663 |
It comes with a extra pair of pants I hope? |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
1664 |
...and when do I hear back about the trousers?” |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
1665 |
I'll take it...and 2 pairs of pants. |
1.1845 |
0.04729 |
103 |
88 |
11 |
4 |
1666 |
Can I get two pair of matching spats? |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
1667 |
Now, the trousers might be a bit tricky. |
1.1845 |
0.05116 |
103 |
90 |
7 |
6 |
1668 |
Well, this fits. Now the fun part. |
1.1845 |
0.04729 |
103 |
88 |
11 |
4 |
1669 |
You don't think this one makes me look a bit too hot to trot? |
1.1845 |
0.04926 |
103 |
89 |
9 |
5 |
1670 |
Can I forego the slacks in exchange for credit toward a second pair of shoes? |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
1671 |
Do you have anything in a size Stallion? This one makes me look like an ass… |
1.1845 |
0.04729 |
103 |
88 |
11 |
4 |
1672 |
Is this too conservative? |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1673 |
Do you think this makes me look fat? |
1.1842 |
0.04238 |
114 |
96 |
15 |
3 |
1674 |
Do you have it in Chestnut or Bay ? |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1675 |
It really has a ‘business in the front, polo in the back’ feel to it |
1.1842 |
0.04755 |
114 |
99 |
9 |
6 |
1676 |
You can skip the tails. |
1.1842 |
0.04476 |
76 |
62 |
14 |
0 |
1677 |
Nigel, does my bum look big in this? |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
1678 |
I'm a self made man. The rest of my family are all asses. |
1.1840 |
0.04598 |
125 |
109 |
9 |
7 |
1679 |
I'm afraid the pants will have to be custom! |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
1680 |
Kinda plain. Do you have something that separates me from the herd? |
1.1839 |
0.04178 |
87 |
71 |
16 |
0 |
1681 |
I won’t be needing trousers since I’ll only be on zoom. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
1682 |
Top hat, too? Don't be absurd, man. I'd look like a horse's ass. |
1.1839 |
0.05551 |
87 |
76 |
6 |
5 |
1683 |
Do you have a saddle to match? |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
1684 |
I'm going to need your help with the shoes. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
1685 |
This one humanizes me a bit more. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
1686 |
How does my ass look? |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
1687 |
It’s my first Derby. |
1.1839 |
0.04178 |
87 |
71 |
16 |
0 |
1688 |
I REMEMBER WHEN SUITS CAME WITH TWO PAIR OF PANTS |
1.1837 |
0.05299 |
98 |
86 |
6 |
6 |
1689 |
I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. |
1.1837 |
0.04886 |
98 |
84 |
10 |
4 |
1690 |
Looks great! Now for the shoes. |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
1691 |
Splended! and now for the trousers |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
1692 |
This a good look for my zoom meeting tomorrow? |
1.1837 |
0.04191 |
98 |
81 |
16 |
1 |
1693 |
I guess you could call me a clothes horse. |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
1694 |
i won’t need pants. it’s for a zoom event |
1.1837 |
0.04886 |
98 |
84 |
10 |
4 |
1695 |
I expect to pay half price. |
1.1835 |
0.03725 |
109 |
89 |
20 |
0 |
1696 |
Prêt à porter has always been challenging for me with my awkward body. |
1.1835 |
0.04546 |
109 |
93 |
12 |
4 |
1697 |
This feels great. Now, what do you have in hoofs? |
1.1835 |
0.04355 |
109 |
92 |
14 |
3 |
1698 |
Are you sure it’s not too hit or myth? |
1.1835 |
0.04729 |
109 |
94 |
10 |
5 |
1699 |
Very nice. When will the trousers be ready? |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
1700 |
Stud" on top, "ready to stud" on the bottom |
1.1829 |
0.05522 |
82 |
71 |
7 |
4 |
1701 |
It's not two jackets I need. |
1.1829 |
0.04296 |
82 |
67 |
15 |
0 |
1702 |
Can I get the trousers altered for my Minotaur friend? |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
1703 |
Fine. And now...underpants? |
1.1829 |
0.05522 |
82 |
71 |
7 |
4 |
1704 |
I think the pants will need to be let out. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
1705 |
You're sure this suit comes with two pairs of pants? |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
1706 |
Can you substitute a feedbag for the trousers? |
1.1828 |
0.04310 |
93 |
77 |
15 |
1 |
1707 |
No - I'm the one who's marrying the groom |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
1708 |
I Hope I am not too overdressed,I would hate to make an ass out of myself! |
1.1828 |
0.04310 |
93 |
77 |
15 |
1 |
1709 |
And this jacket actually comes with a second pair of pants! |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
1710 |
I want to look sophisticated, but not like a globe trotter. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
1711 |
What do you recommend by way of slacks? |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
1712 |
Sorry...when I asked for a pair of pants I meant two. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
1713 |
Business up front, party at the fetlocks |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
1714 |
How much to alter the pants? |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
1715 |
Does the beard make this look more ironic? |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
1716 |
The pant sale is two-for-one, right? |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
1717 |
I said 'centaur.' Not 'senator.' |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
1718 |
Now I've just got to consult my better half. |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
1719 |
One or two pair of trousers? |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
1720 |
With two pair of pants, right? |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
1721 |
I like it, but I’m really going for something that just screams stud? |
1.1818 |
0.04508 |
110 |
94 |
12 |
4 |
1722 |
I'm being interviewed for the CEO position at the DNA experimentation laboratory. |
1.1818 |
0.04440 |
88 |
73 |
14 |
1 |
1723 |
I saw the ad for a jacket and two pairs of pants. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
88 |
76 |
8 |
4 |
1724 |
Her profile says she is looking for a hoofer. |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
1725 |
I’m here to put the “dash” in haberdashery! |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
1726 |
I feel like a whole new half-man! |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
1727 |
I suppose now you'll saddle me with the bill |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
1728 |
I've changed from Independent to Democrat. |
1.1818 |
0.04795 |
77 |
64 |
12 |
1 |
1729 |
Would you like pants with that? |
1.1818 |
0.05461 |
77 |
66 |
8 |
3 |
1730 |
Blazer was actually my racing name |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
1731 |
The pony tail goes perfectly with this outfit. |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
1732 |
I feel like a new manimal! |
1.1818 |
0.04440 |
88 |
73 |
14 |
1 |
1733 |
My mother was a Democrat. |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
1734 |
I'm a little worried the tie is shouting, "Look at me! I'm not like other guys!" |
1.1818 |
0.04508 |
110 |
94 |
12 |
4 |
1735 |
I’ll give you two pairs of pants for the price of one |
1.1818 |
0.04840 |
99 |
85 |
10 |
4 |
1736 |
Yeah, do you have those in a 324 x 34? |
1.1810 |
0.04170 |
116 |
98 |
15 |
3 |
1737 |
My parents are among the intellectual elite in Texas. |
1.1810 |
0.04645 |
105 |
90 |
11 |
4 |
1738 |
Gotta run! Have an appointment with the blacksmith for some new shoes! |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
1739 |
Do I get a discount if I skip the pants? |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
1740 |
On top of that, I'm the only one I know who still wears a tie. |
1.1810 |
0.04645 |
105 |
90 |
11 |
4 |
1741 |
Tell me is this tie okay? Yeah or neigh? |
1.1810 |
0.03775 |
105 |
86 |
19 |
0 |
1742 |
Any chance you can throw in the Derby Hat I saw in the window? |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
1743 |
But you advertised TWO pairs of pants with this suit. |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
1744 |
With this getup I'll finally be recognized as the Stable Genius. |
1.1809 |
0.05008 |
94 |
81 |
9 |
4 |
1745 |
Do you have this in palomino? |
1.1809 |
0.03991 |
94 |
77 |
17 |
0 |
1746 |
Shouldn't the jacket cover my ass? |
1.1809 |
0.05008 |
94 |
81 |
9 |
4 |
1747 |
Not to be a horses ass,but do you have this tie in brown? |
1.1809 |
0.05008 |
94 |
81 |
9 |
4 |
1748 |
Royal Ascot's dress code gets stricter every year. |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
1749 |
I don’t know…. You sure it’s not too much? |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
1750 |
The invitation said, “Tails Optional”. I RSVP, “LOL, Bro!” |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
1751 |
Dressed like this, I'll be the centaur of attention. |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
1752 |
Mind if I give it a little gallop? |
1.1809 |
0.04268 |
94 |
78 |
15 |
1 |
1753 |
Nice, but I'd hate to be saddled with only one jacket. |
1.1809 |
0.03991 |
94 |
77 |
17 |
0 |
1754 |
Are you sure this is Polo? |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
1755 |
I’ll take this one. It makes me look like less of an ass. |
1.1809 |
0.05008 |
94 |
81 |
9 |
4 |
1756 |
Will it be ready in time for the Met Gallop? |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
1757 |
I reckon the tailor is feckless to the pants challenge |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
1758 |
Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the studlyest in the stall? |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
1759 |
You did say two for the price of one" - "For today only, sir |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
1760 |
Now I'm thinking the vest might be too distracting. |
1.1807 |
0.04249 |
83 |
68 |
15 |
0 |
1761 |
Do you have a jacket with tails? |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
1762 |
What do you have for a horse’s ass… |
1.1803 |
0.04199 |
122 |
104 |
14 |
4 |
1763 |
Do you have shoes to match in my size? |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
1764 |
What do you have in shoes? |
1.1802 |
0.04470 |
111 |
95 |
12 |
4 |
1765 |
Don't you have a proper cheval mirror? |
1.1802 |
0.04470 |
111 |
95 |
12 |
4 |
1766 |
Does this vest make me look horsey-assed? |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
1767 |
It's a little tight in the crotch. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
1768 |
Clothes make the man, shoes make the horse. |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
1769 |
What about shoes? |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
1770 |
Does this jacket make my haunches look big? |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
1771 |
You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to find a suit that fits this well! |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
1772 |
It's perfect. Does it come with an extra pair of pants? |
1.1798 |
0.04093 |
89 |
73 |
16 |
0 |
1773 |
Might you have something in a neigh-ru style? |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
1774 |
I prefer the centaur mirror. |
1.1798 |
0.04941 |
89 |
76 |
10 |
3 |
1775 |
I’ll certainly be the centaur of attention now. |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
1776 |
I appreciate your fashion advice but it seems we have different definitions of the horsey set. |
1.1798 |
0.04394 |
89 |
74 |
14 |
1 |
1777 |
Is the knot centaured? |
1.1798 |
0.05193 |
89 |
77 |
8 |
4 |
1778 |
Do you have shoes to match? |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
1779 |
Any chance I can get half off on your 50%-Off Sale? |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
1780 |
And, perchance, do you carry manly colognes? |
1.1798 |
0.04394 |
89 |
74 |
14 |
1 |
1781 |
Might you have a tie of a different color? |
1.1798 |
0.04394 |
89 |
74 |
14 |
1 |
1782 |
I was hot to trot the moment I saw her. That’s when I knew. |
1.1798 |
0.05193 |
89 |
77 |
8 |
4 |
1783 |
I appreciate the gesture, but I've failed the mirror test 30 times already. |
1.1798 |
0.04093 |
89 |
73 |
16 |
0 |
1784 |
Show me your finest four-piece suit. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
1785 |
I always shop on Rodeo Drive. |
1.1795 |
0.05696 |
78 |
68 |
6 |
4 |
1786 |
Thanks, but I'm good in the tails department. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
1787 |
Too rural? |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
1788 |
As for the trousers, how good is your tailor? |
1.1792 |
0.04405 |
106 |
90 |
13 |
3 |
1789 |
You look like a stud! |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1790 |
No, I’ll stick with the bow tie. |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
1791 |
I'll also need shoes if you could direct me to your blacksmith. |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
1792 |
Does this tie go well with my tail? |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1793 |
Yes, it's still two for one on trousers. |
1.1789 |
0.04959 |
95 |
82 |
9 |
4 |
1794 |
Now I would like to see some ties that would go well with my tail. |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1795 |
This one is a bit tight. Do you have something with a horse collar? |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
1796 |
Do you have the trousers in thirtity-thirtity-four? |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
1797 |
Come to think of it, I probably do need this jacket vented. |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1798 |
This is great. Now let's see the western look. |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
1799 |
Excellent choice. I was afraid you'd want a different color. |
1.1789 |
0.03835 |
123 |
103 |
18 |
2 |
1800 |
Unfortunately, one of the side effects of ivermectin! |
1.1786 |
0.04611 |
112 |
97 |
10 |
5 |
1801 |
Do you think your blacksmith can outfit me in some darker shoes? |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
1802 |
I'm starting to think that maybe I actually am a clothes horse. |
1.1786 |
0.04532 |
84 |
70 |
13 |
1 |
1803 |
Now let's talk to the farrier about shoes. |
1.1786 |
0.04433 |
112 |
96 |
12 |
4 |
1804 |
I only ever wear tails. |
1.1786 |
0.04204 |
84 |
69 |
15 |
0 |
1805 |
I need these for a new social media photo; currently I may appear too "hot to trot". |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
1806 |
It's perfect, help me reach my wallet and we can settle up." |
1.1786 |
0.05658 |
84 |
74 |
5 |
5 |
1807 |
Can you let those out? |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
1808 |
The New Yorker hasn't been the same since their head office was moved to Stamford |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
1809 |
Than you, Geeves, I've been named the best dressed candidate in the gallop poll! |
1.1782 |
0.04313 |
101 |
85 |
14 |
2 |
1810 |
I require a pair of a pair of pants. |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
1811 |
Nice! What do you have in matching trousers? |
1.1782 |
0.04313 |
101 |
85 |
14 |
2 |
1812 |
Love the jacket! Does it come with two pairs of pants? |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
1813 |
Which makes me more, shall we say, hot to trot? Windsor or Kennedy? |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
1814 |
Does the vest make me look like a jockey? |
1.1782 |
0.04313 |
101 |
85 |
14 |
2 |
1815 |
Excellent! Now please show me your finest saddles. |
1.1782 |
0.04313 |
101 |
85 |
14 |
2 |
1816 |
What do you have in matching saddlebags? |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
1817 |
Dress for the fantasy you want, not the fantasy you got, is what I say. |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
1818 |
Will that be all,sir ? |
1.1781 |
0.05634 |
73 |
63 |
7 |
3 |
1819 |
I need something appropriate for running the Belmont |
1.1778 |
0.05377 |
90 |
79 |
6 |
5 |
1820 |
Does the suit come with four pairs of pants? |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
1821 |
I used to pull a hansom cab. |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
1822 |
No, you heard me correctly. I’m a 40 horizontal. |
1.1778 |
0.05139 |
90 |
78 |
8 |
4 |
1823 |
Now, were you thinking aluminum or steel for the shoes? |
1.1778 |
0.04350 |
90 |
75 |
14 |
1 |
1824 |
Is it me, or is there something odd about this mirror? |
1.1778 |
0.05139 |
90 |
78 |
8 |
4 |
1825 |
I will need some extra leg. |
1.1778 |
0.04350 |
90 |
75 |
14 |
1 |
1826 |
It's the stripes eah? |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
1827 |
To let you know, I quit my last job because they called me a Jackass! |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
1828 |
It’s good and all, but it kind of contrasts with my fur. |
1.1778 |
0.04350 |
90 |
75 |
14 |
1 |
1829 |
I'm looking for a suit that really sets me apart from the crowd. |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
1830 |
The zipper is going to be a problem. |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
1831 |
Do you have an on-site farrier? |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
1832 |
I was expecting a more stallion look. |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
1833 |
Yes, perfect! It says grandstand on the top and Lane 2 on the bottom. |
1.1776 |
0.04160 |
107 |
90 |
15 |
2 |
1834 |
Does it make me look like a stud? |
1.1776 |
0.04160 |
107 |
90 |
15 |
2 |
1835 |
I identify as mixed race. |
1.1776 |
0.03942 |
107 |
89 |
17 |
1 |
1836 |
Let’s see what the pants look like first. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
1837 |
Does this tie make my ass look big? |
1.1772 |
0.05332 |
79 |
68 |
8 |
3 |
1838 |
No pants. Even if I could reach the fly I'd still have to pee like a race horse. |
1.1772 |
0.04324 |
79 |
65 |
14 |
0 |
1839 |
I’ve never been much of a clotheshorse. |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
1840 |
I’m just not sure it works with my shoes. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
1841 |
Will this help me blend in? |
1.1772 |
0.05332 |
79 |
68 |
8 |
3 |
1842 |
Have you a tie which goes with my tail? |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
1843 |
May I see how it feels in the paddock? |
1.1771 |
0.04187 |
96 |
80 |
15 |
1 |
1844 |
I'm looking for something Italian. |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
1845 |
Do you think king Charles will notice I grew a beard? |
1.1771 |
0.04910 |
96 |
83 |
9 |
4 |
1846 |
Will people notice I’m not wearing pants? |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
1847 |
No, no need for pants. But I will need some new shoes. |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
1848 |
I'd love it if you could just let this out a little bit. And double the pants. |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
1849 |
It's the tie that makes the man. |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
1850 |
Business up front, horseplay in back |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
1851 |
I always though tailors where a myth. |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
1852 |
You'll be the centaur of attention as always, sir. |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
1853 |
Does this suit make me look bottom heavy? |
1.1765 |
0.05339 |
85 |
74 |
7 |
4 |
1854 |
This one's cut kind of skimpy. Let me try on the 38 Long. |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
1855 |
I thought you said the suit was bespoke? |
1.1765 |
0.05070 |
85 |
73 |
9 |
3 |
1856 |
I'll be the best-looking swinging dick in the place. |
1.1765 |
0.05103 |
102 |
90 |
6 |
6 |
1857 |
Business in the front. |
1.1765 |
0.05339 |
85 |
74 |
7 |
4 |
1858 |
Ah, Mr. Sagittarius, is it that time of the year already? |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
1859 |
Do you think it ovrrstates that I'm a gelding? |
1.1765 |
0.05103 |
102 |
90 |
6 |
6 |
1860 |
It fits great. Do you have it in palomino? |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
1861 |
Anything with a leather collar? |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
1862 |
Ok...now for the trousers! |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
1863 |
I do this to get their attention and show that I'm approachable. |
1.1759 |
0.04124 |
108 |
91 |
15 |
2 |
1864 |
When it comes to bespoke suits, Jarvis, you certainly don't horse around' |
1.1759 |
0.04525 |
108 |
93 |
11 |
4 |
1865 |
I so gear my fashions selections to ties and tails. |
1.1759 |
0.04712 |
108 |
94 |
9 |
5 |
1866 |
You look out of this world. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
1867 |
Heyyyy |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
1868 |
Terrific! Do you also offer grooming? |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
1869 |
I know you suggested a top hat and tails, but I’ve already got that covered. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
1870 |
I'll also need two pair of shoes. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
1871 |
I always have trouble finding the right tie. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
1872 |
Be honest—the vest is a bit too much, right? |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
1873 |
We also have a matching bridle. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
1874 |
I have this recurring nightmare that I am fully clothed in public. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
1875 |
Do you think this outfit will make me the centaur of attention at the office party? |
1.1754 |
0.03988 |
114 |
96 |
16 |
2 |
1876 |
You know I took a shower in a previous cartoon. |
1.1754 |
0.04535 |
114 |
99 |
10 |
5 |
1877 |
You don’t think it makes my butt look big? |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
1878 |
I''ll also need a couple pairs of shoes. |
1.1753 |
0.05079 |
97 |
85 |
7 |
5 |
1879 |
I'm hoping it is snazzy enough to draw the attention upwards |
1.1753 |
0.04863 |
97 |
84 |
9 |
4 |
1880 |
But does it clash with my shoes? |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
1881 |
Alterations for the pants are taking longer than anticipated. |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
1882 |
I do not need any pants since I work remotely |
1.1753 |
0.04148 |
97 |
81 |
15 |
1 |
1883 |
I'll also require a crown. Preferably a triple. |
1.1753 |
0.04863 |
97 |
84 |
9 |
4 |
1884 |
I'm marrying a jockey so we'll have to coordinate with her silks. |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
1885 |
Thankfully the invite just said "jacket and tie." |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
1886 |
And your sale includes two pairs of pants? |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
1887 |
I’m getting married , and my bride insists that I be well-groomed. |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
1888 |
Camel hair? Really |
1.1750 |
0.04275 |
80 |
66 |
14 |
0 |
1889 |
Hey, no pants works for Donald Duck, you know. |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
1890 |
Could I possibly get two pairs of pants with this? |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
1891 |
Back in the day, a second pair of trousers were included. |
1.1750 |
0.05839 |
80 |
71 |
4 |
5 |
1892 |
Tie or no tie? |
1.1750 |
0.05270 |
80 |
69 |
8 |
3 |
1893 |
Just on the pants, two of my legs are shorter than the others. |
1.1750 |
0.04532 |
120 |
105 |
9 |
6 |
1894 |
«I know the suit was half off but do you think we can make a special arrangement?” |
1.1750 |
0.04042 |
120 |
102 |
15 |
3 |
1895 |
Okay, now let's talk shoes |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
1896 |
I'll pony up the cash later. |
1.1748 |
0.04236 |
103 |
87 |
14 |
2 |
1897 |
I'll take the tie. But I've got the tails covered. |
1.1748 |
0.04664 |
103 |
89 |
10 |
4 |
1898 |
Do two pairs of pants come with this suit? |
1.1748 |
0.04455 |
103 |
88 |
12 |
3 |
1899 |
I suppose alterations on the trousers will cost extra. |
1.1748 |
0.04455 |
103 |
88 |
12 |
3 |
1900 |
I'm looking for a long jacket with an opening in the back. |
1.1748 |
0.04455 |
103 |
88 |
12 |
3 |
1901 |
Are you sure it doesn't make my bottom look too big? |
1.1748 |
0.04664 |
103 |
89 |
10 |
4 |
1902 |
Dressed or undressed, I’m still not sure if I should use the sidewalk or bike lane. |
1.1748 |
0.04005 |
103 |
86 |
16 |
1 |
1903 |
The GOP never has this problem. |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
1904 |
Whenever I get in front of a mirror I wish I had my blinders on. |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
1905 |
Keep the knot in the centaur? Is that some kind of joke? |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
1906 |
I have my own shoes. |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
1907 |
Please make the pants break at the my ankles. |
1.1744 |
0.04116 |
86 |
71 |
15 |
0 |
1908 |
The tie is attractive, but will it reach the hitching post? |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
1909 |
This will do. And now I need a skirt and four matching high heel shoes and please don't judge. |
1.1744 |
0.05281 |
86 |
75 |
7 |
4 |
1910 |
Simple. I wear a 2nd pair, tail through the zipper. |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
1911 |
Doordash should arrive soon with my garland of roses. |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
1912 |
Does this top accentuate my ass? |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
1913 |
Maybe something that draws the eye up. |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
1914 |
It's a good thing this suit comes with two pairs of pants. |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
1915 |
I going to need as bit more room in the legs. I'm a runner. |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
1916 |
Does this horse body make my tie look skinny? |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
1917 |
And you're positive I don't need pants? |
1.1743 |
0.04292 |
109 |
93 |
13 |
3 |
1918 |
I should have mentioned I'm shopping for a two-pant suit. |
1.1743 |
0.04671 |
109 |
95 |
9 |
5 |
1919 |
I want people to say 'That Jacquie Shortz sure knows how to dress!' |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
1920 |
My job? I'm a TV news anchor. |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
1921 |
How experienced is your tailor? |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
1922 |
I needed the black tie; I already have the tail. |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
1923 |
I don't know. Do you think the vest is too maverick? |
1.1739 |
0.05034 |
92 |
80 |
8 |
4 |
1924 |
Excellent.
Now, what do you have in shoes? |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
1925 |
Yeah, I'm totally remote now, on Zoom all day. . . so no trousers, thanks, this will do |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
1926 |
Does it make my legs look longer? |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
1927 |
If I must be a hallucination, I prefer to be a well dressed one. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
1928 |
Does this jacket make my legs look too short? |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
1929 |
No worries. All my meetings are on Zoom. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
1930 |
The dress code calls for top hats and tails. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
1931 |
Do you have something better suited for the rein? |
1.1735 |
0.05030 |
98 |
86 |
7 |
5 |
1932 |
. . . and I'll take the four-trouser option. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
1933 |
You advertised that it came with a pair of pants. |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
1934 |
But does it make my ass look big? |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
1935 |
‘Does this tie go with tails?’ |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
1936 |
Do you carry saddles? |
1.1735 |
0.04816 |
98 |
85 |
9 |
4 |
1937 |
Do you think the tie is too much with the tail? |
1.1735 |
0.04109 |
98 |
82 |
15 |
1 |
1938 |
Perfect fit up top. Now, do you have any pants that won’t make my ass look big? |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
1939 |
I think I'm going to need to go bespoke |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
1940 |
I would like to see something that accentuates my withers. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1941 |
I want honest feedback. No horsing around! |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
1942 |
Do you have a pair of matching pants with the fly in the rear? |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
1943 |
Excuse the whisper⏤I'm a little horse. |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
1944 |
I think this one draws attention to my ass. |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
1945 |
Cuffs or plain? |
1.1731 |
0.03970 |
104 |
87 |
16 |
1 |
1946 |
Do you have a matching feedbag? |
1.1731 |
0.04820 |
104 |
91 |
8 |
5 |
1947 |
'The 'centaur' brand always suits you best Sir' |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
1948 |
So is a Windsor knot the best or is that just a myth. |
1.1731 |
0.05010 |
104 |
92 |
6 |
6 |
1949 |
Hoarse? Oh, it’s just allergies. |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
1950 |
Chimeric hybrids occur when evolution comes to a spork in the road. |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
1951 |
It’s Mythical Chic |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
1952 |
You still get full commission, right? |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
1953 |
Which inseam? |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
1954 |
It's a very nice fit, sir." I'm sure you'll be the centaur of attention at the wedding. |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
1955 |
Do you sell pants? |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
1956 |
So, you're sure it's a neigh on the half-off deal? |
1.1728 |
0.04227 |
81 |
67 |
14 |
0 |
1957 |
What pants will work best? |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
1958 |
I’ll take it but you’ll need to alter the pants for my friend the Minotaur. We go halfsies on bespoke suits. |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
1959 |
And I don't have to buy a belt, either. |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
1960 |
I think the vest is a very stable look. |
1.1727 |
0.04055 |
110 |
93 |
15 |
2 |
1961 |
Does the tie clash with the shoes? |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
1962 |
I like pants, but they split down the homestretch. |
1.1724 |
0.05473 |
87 |
77 |
5 |
5 |
1963 |
Do you think an ascot would be more appropriate? |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
1964 |
WILL IT BE THE USUAL $3,500 PANT ALTERATION FEE? |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
1965 |
I assume it comes with two pair of pants. |
1.1724 |
0.05223 |
87 |
76 |
7 |
4 |
1966 |
And you sat this tie doubles as a whip |
1.1724 |
0.04389 |
87 |
73 |
13 |
1 |
1967 |
Sir, it's really not polite to stare at me below my waist. |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
1968 |
Could you tailor the pants with a bigger zipper. |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
1969 |
I'll need some tailoring on the second pair of pants. |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
1970 |
Neither Left nor Right;
Simply Down…WAY DOWN! |
1.1724 |
0.05473 |
87 |
77 |
5 |
5 |
1971 |
How come no reflections in your mirrors? |
1.1724 |
0.04389 |
87 |
73 |
13 |
1 |
1972 |
Throw in a scarf and I'll give you a ride home. |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
1973 |
This is what happens if you fall asleep reading Kafka. |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
1974 |
I understand that all your finer suits come with two pairs of pants. |
1.1724 |
0.04389 |
87 |
73 |
13 |
1 |
1975 |
Buy three pant legs and get the fourth one free. |
1.1724 |
0.05223 |
87 |
76 |
7 |
4 |
1976 |
Do you have one that comes with a tail? |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
1977 |
Believe it or not I get alot of swipes on Bumble. |
1.1724 |
0.04073 |
87 |
72 |
15 |
0 |
1978 |
I like the tie. Can you find a feedbag that matches it? |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
1979 |
Do you have a matching saddle for my fiancee. |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
1980 |
I’m thinking a four-in-hand knot is more appropriate. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1981 |
I'll just need to cut a small hole for the tail. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1982 |
To think I used to say "Always the groom's horse, never the groom!" |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
1983 |
Obviously I’m a member of the bridal party |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
1984 |
No, I don’t need a top hat, and I already have the tails. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
1985 |
Does this tie slim my haunches? |
1.1720 |
0.04221 |
93 |
78 |
14 |
1 |
1986 |
I don't need the jockey shorts |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1987 |
I apologize for my speech, I'm dealing with a horse throat. |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
1988 |
I like the top, but I'm having a hard time finding the right bottom. |
1.1720 |
0.03935 |
93 |
77 |
16 |
0 |
1989 |
I like it! Now I need a couple pair of pants! |
1.1720 |
0.04221 |
93 |
78 |
14 |
1 |
1990 |
Like me, finding a decent suit is a myth. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
1991 |
A saddle wasn't exactly what I had in mind. |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
1992 |
I don't know what 'dressage' is, but I'm making an educated guess! |
1.1717 |
0.04317 |
99 |
84 |
13 |
2 |
1993 |
Not Senator, my Man. |
1.1717 |
0.04982 |
99 |
87 |
7 |
5 |
1994 |
So, why the long coat? |
1.1717 |
0.04771 |
99 |
86 |
9 |
4 |
1995 |
How much for just the top half? |
1.1717 |
0.04071 |
99 |
83 |
15 |
1 |
1996 |
Don't worry about dressing to the left or to the right. It doesn't apply to me. |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
1997 |
This suit comes with two pairs of pants, yes? |
1.1717 |
0.04071 |
99 |
83 |
15 |
1 |
1998 |
Half price if I don't buy the trousers, right ? |
1.1717 |
0.04317 |
99 |
84 |
13 |
2 |
1999 |
What trousers work for meeting colleagues who only know me from the waist up? |
1.1714 |
0.04777 |
105 |
92 |
8 |
5 |
2000 |
Perfect timing sir! You’re just in time for our half off sale. |
1.1714 |
0.04777 |
105 |
92 |
8 |
5 |
2001 |
Alter the pants and have them sent to my stable. |
1.1711 |
0.05091 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
2002 |
It's the pants that I always have a problem with |
1.1711 |
0.05091 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
2003 |
A lot fuller, then, and with a hole for the tail |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
2004 |
And where do I put my wallet? |
1.1711 |
0.05739 |
76 |
67 |
5 |
4 |
2005 |
My inseam is rather complicated. |
1.1711 |
0.05091 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
2006 |
Greek mythology is not looking so ancient now, is it? |
1.1711 |
0.05739 |
76 |
67 |
5 |
4 |
2007 |
Enjoy the bridle shower. |
1.1707 |
0.05149 |
82 |
71 |
8 |
3 |
2008 |
Might you know anyone who's a horse's ass and could use a nice pair of slacks? |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2009 |
How about some plus-fours to complete the outfit? |
1.1707 |
0.04527 |
82 |
69 |
12 |
1 |
2010 |
And the pants? |
1.1707 |
0.04527 |
82 |
69 |
12 |
1 |
2011 |
Do you think I’m in time for the Kentucky Derby? |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2012 |
Do these lapels make my ass look big?" |
1.1707 |
0.05434 |
82 |
72 |
6 |
4 |
2013 |
I think the tie's the real attention-getter. |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2014 |
It certainly does behoove you. |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2015 |
And you said the pants were “two for one?” |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2016 |
You had me at 50% off. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2017 |
I’m afraid it’s a bit too formal for a roll in the hay. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2018 |
What do you mean I must take the pants too? |
1.1705 |
0.04908 |
88 |
76 |
9 |
3 |
2019 |
And I'll take two pairs of pants. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2020 |
Do you happen to have a matching saddle? |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2021 |
I'm the new maitre de at the Jockey Club. |
1.1705 |
0.04908 |
88 |
76 |
9 |
3 |
2022 |
Brogues for the route, Windsor for the ride |
1.1705 |
0.04031 |
88 |
73 |
15 |
0 |
2023 |
I can spend a lot on the jacket since I save on the pants |
1.1705 |
0.04343 |
88 |
74 |
13 |
1 |
2024 |
Shall we refer to this one as a Trail Blazer? |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2025 |
Do you have something with a little more giddy-up in it? |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2026 |
Yeah, anchors always rate the high desks at Centaur News Network. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2027 |
No need for shoes, I see my farrier tomorrow. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2028 |
If I go with the riding jacket, I won’t be needing the pants. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2029 |
Do you have this tie in roan? |
1.1705 |
0.04343 |
88 |
74 |
13 |
1 |
2030 |
sorry about the pile I left in the dressing room |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2031 |
Sorry, I'm a little horse |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2032 |
It's nice, but I really miss the "two pairs of pants" promotion. |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
2033 |
Thank god for suit separates. |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
2034 |
Be honest - Does this tie make my ass look fat? |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2035 |
I'm a bit worried about wearing a tie nowadays in case people stare at me |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
2036 |
That suit sir, will certainly make you the centaur of attention! |
1.1702 |
0.04933 |
94 |
82 |
8 |
4 |
2037 |
I dress for success because I'm always the centaur of attention. |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
2038 |
I AM a clothes horse! |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2039 |
I was thinking of something a little more formal. Do you have anything with tails? |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2040 |
I only wear Kenneth Colt. |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2041 |
Where's your saddle department? I have a date tonight. |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2042 |
Does this jacket make my butt look big? |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
2043 |
Does this jacket make my butt look too big? |
1.1700 |
0.04935 |
100 |
88 |
7 |
5 |
2044 |
And now, my mythological britches meets Tim the pants tailor. |
1.1700 |
0.04034 |
100 |
84 |
15 |
1 |
2045 |
Does this one come with two pairs of pants? |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
2046 |
Perfect! Now how about pants? |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
2047 |
That makes you look very well-bred, sir. |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
2048 |
...as long as it doesn't make me look like a horse's ass. |
1.1700 |
0.04034 |
100 |
84 |
15 |
1 |
2049 |
I'm going to crash the wedding. |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
2050 |
You're the first kind of client I've had in a while.
-Alicia Chinatomby, Los Angeles, CA |
1.1700 |
0.04726 |
100 |
87 |
9 |
4 |
2051 |
Will this go with a canter? |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
2052 |
A bolo tie, would that be too cliche? |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
2053 |
Work is so much easier since covid... |
1.1700 |
0.04726 |
100 |
87 |
9 |
4 |
2054 |
I love it with the taurtan bottom |
1.1700 |
0.04034 |
100 |
84 |
15 |
1 |
2055 |
I’m meeting Hagrid for lunch. |
1.1698 |
0.04126 |
106 |
90 |
14 |
2 |
2056 |
Of course I dress left. |
1.1698 |
0.04126 |
106 |
90 |
14 |
2 |
2057 |
Part of the secret of my success is that I am my own
emotional support animal |
1.1698 |
0.04540 |
106 |
92 |
10 |
4 |
2058 |
Does this coat make my tail look big. |
1.1698 |
0.04126 |
106 |
90 |
14 |
2 |
2059 |
I think this makes my fetlocks look fat. |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
2060 |
So, you say all your suits come with two pairs of pants? |
1.1688 |
0.04297 |
77 |
64 |
13 |
0 |
2061 |
The wife insists I must dress like a stud |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2062 |
I won't require trousers, thank you. But what do you have in riding crops? |
1.1688 |
0.04297 |
77 |
64 |
13 |
0 |
2063 |
Where's the other tail? |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2064 |
I've always preferred suits that come with two pairs of pants. |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2065 |
Any ideas for shoes? |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2066 |
This is great, but I’m looking for a four piece suit |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2067 |
Is this tie too flashy? |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
2068 |
Perfect! Now we just need to measure the inseam |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
2069 |
This jacket is perfect! Now, about those slacks... |
1.1687 |
0.05091 |
83 |
72 |
8 |
3 |
2070 |
The tie is a bit to tight |
1.1687 |
0.05091 |
83 |
72 |
8 |
3 |
2071 |
But I could your have sworn your sign said satyrial, not sartorial! |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
2072 |
I'm looking for something to wear to the races. |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
2073 |
Should I get a fedora or bowler for my debut at the Kentucky Derby? |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
2074 |
I will certainly win Dressage |
1.1687 |
0.05091 |
83 |
72 |
8 |
3 |
2075 |
And I think for the pants we'll need something from the Clydesdale Collection. |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
2076 |
It has its drawbacks, but I save a fortune on pants. |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
2077 |
A tailored suit, a wild spirit |
1.1687 |
0.05091 |
83 |
72 |
8 |
3 |
2078 |
It's a tailcoat affair. |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
89 |
75 |
13 |
1 |
2079 |
Now maybe they'll stop asking for a ride home. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2080 |
Two pants with two cummerbunds and you've got a sale. |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
89 |
75 |
13 |
1 |
2081 |
Remarkable how a silk tie says, well groomed! |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
89 |
75 |
13 |
1 |
2082 |
Should I dress to the left or the right? |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2083 |
The pants will need to be a little larger. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2084 |
So, two pairs of pants? |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2085 |
The trousers are going to need a slight alteration. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2086 |
And yes I will need a PAIR of pants |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2087 |
I’m a Trotter, so the vest works with the silk tie. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2088 |
With this new Republican-looking outfit, no one will know I'm secretly a Democrat." |
1.1685 |
0.05113 |
89 |
78 |
7 |
4 |
2089 |
I dare neigh a suit has never behooved me more in my stable life. |
1.1685 |
0.05113 |
89 |
78 |
7 |
4 |
2090 |
I will need 4-legged pants with extra room in the crotch. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2091 |
I need to look good, I want to be the centaur of attention |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2092 |
I’m afraid hemming costs extra. |
1.1685 |
0.03991 |
89 |
74 |
15 |
0 |
2093 |
I want to look my best tonight for a special mare maid. |
1.1684 |
0.04402 |
95 |
81 |
12 |
2 |
2094 |
Can you point me to the bridle department? |
1.1684 |
0.04402 |
95 |
81 |
12 |
2 |
2095 |
It's for an important interview, so what do you think? Beard or no beard? |
1.1684 |
0.04884 |
95 |
83 |
8 |
4 |
2096 |
This is nice. I think it brings out my thoroughbred side. |
1.1684 |
0.03860 |
95 |
79 |
16 |
0 |
2097 |
Sir, your carriage awaits you. |
1.1684 |
0.04650 |
95 |
82 |
10 |
3 |
2098 |
Am assuming I get half off, right? |
1.1684 |
0.03860 |
95 |
79 |
16 |
0 |
2099 |
You're right, I am a 42 regular on top and a 82 double on the bottom. Do you have anything in a double breasted, double legged, chocolate brown, 100% polyester suit that fits my personality? |
1.1684 |
0.04884 |
95 |
83 |
8 |
4 |
2100 |
I don't need the pants, thanks, but I will take a look at the shoes. |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
2101 |
I'm going to be the best man at a Greek wedding. |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
2102 |
It’s for an event they’re calling ‘dressage’. |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
2103 |
Appearance matters,you know. |
1.1684 |
0.04402 |
95 |
81 |
12 |
2 |
2104 |
You can keep the pants. They never fit me anyway. |
1.1684 |
0.04650 |
95 |
82 |
10 |
3 |
2105 |
Is this fancy enough for a wedding in the mountains? |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
2106 |
And I thought a well-fitting jacket was just a myth! |
1.1684 |
0.04884 |
95 |
83 |
8 |
4 |
2107 |
You look very well groomed, sir. |
1.1684 |
0.04884 |
95 |
83 |
8 |
4 |
2108 |
I do apologise. It was the choice of beard that threw me. |
1.1684 |
0.04402 |
95 |
81 |
12 |
2 |
2109 |
Well aren’t you dashing |
1.1684 |
0.04402 |
95 |
81 |
12 |
2 |
2110 |
Could I see the feed bag options? |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
2111 |
Is this reargal enough? |
1.1683 |
0.04889 |
101 |
89 |
7 |
5 |
2112 |
It’s for a 25th reunion- I finished 4th in the 1998 Kentucky Derby. |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
2113 |
Did you really say “Break a leg out there”? |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
2114 |
Two pair of pants with that sir? |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2115 |
Is it satire if a satyr is a sartorial clothes horse? |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2116 |
Nice, but show me something with two pair of pants. |
1.1683 |
0.04682 |
101 |
88 |
9 |
4 |
2117 |
And you really think they'll stop calling me a horse's ass if I wear this? |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2118 |
Is this too formal for the bridle party? |
1.1682 |
0.04300 |
107 |
92 |
12 |
3 |
2119 |
Would that be cash or hay, Sir? |
1.1681 |
0.04516 |
113 |
99 |
9 |
5 |
2120 |
Do I look lame with this tie? |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
2121 |
Do I look like an ass? |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
2122 |
This will be great for my Zoom interview. |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
2123 |
Does this vest match my hoofs? |
1.1667 |
0.04091 |
84 |
70 |
14 |
0 |
2124 |
I still think I look like a horse's ass. |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2125 |
Technically, this one's a tail coat too. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2126 |
Is this tie centaur'ed? |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2127 |
Does it go with the tail? |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2128 |
Obviously, I dress to the left. |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2129 |
I’ll just eat the pants here |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
2130 |
I don't appreciate being told that I look like a horse's ass in this suit, sir! |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
2131 |
My Banana Republic Luxe account shows that I receive free tailoring. |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
2132 |
I think you will be the best looking at the Belmont Stakes. |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
2133 |
Sr. Satyr will be in tomorrow for the trouser fitting. |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
2134 |
Does it come with a second set of pants? |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2135 |
Do you have a hat that will go with my tail? |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
2136 |
Would you prefer a 2 pants suit |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
2137 |
Be a good fellow and send for the blacksmith. |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
2138 |
And you say it comes with an extra pair of pants? |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
2139 |
It always looks better in the store than my stall. |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
2140 |
Check double in seam... |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2141 |
That's what I love about Zoom. No one knows I'm not wearing pants. |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
2142 |
I'm runnin in the Derby and I've gotta look sharp ! |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
2143 |
Now, About the trousers |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
2144 |
Before I decide, let me discuss with my other half |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
2145 |
This should work nicely for my job interview at the track. |
1.1667 |
0.04247 |
78 |
65 |
13 |
0 |
2146 |
YOU were the one who wished for a dressed-up Mustang. |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
2147 |
I do think it makes me look like a stud,But shouldn't' I have trousers,as well? |
1.1667 |
0.05311 |
84 |
74 |
6 |
4 |
2148 |
The pants won’t fit. |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
2149 |
The jacket fits but I'm going to need the pants tailored. |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
2150 |
Don you think anyone will notice whether the tie matches the tail? |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
2151 |
Yes, it just screams "Winner's Circle" |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2152 |
The pants are a little tight in the seat. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
2153 |
Can you throw in the tie instead of the pants? |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
2154 |
Luckily for me, you guys sell separates. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2155 |
Now, if you've got your hammer and nails I'll need a quad of matching shoes. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2156 |
Does it match the shoes? |
1.1667 |
0.04423 |
72 |
60 |
12 |
0 |
2157 |
I had my horn removed, and made a billion |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
2158 |
Now comes the fun part, where you measure my inseam and I kick you across the room. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
2159 |
Looks good from the front; now turn around. |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2160 |
It's always so tough to match the cuffs to the collar. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2161 |
I'm looking for something with a little more tailcoat |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2162 |
Spats would complete the outfit don’t you think? |
1.1667 |
0.05294 |
78 |
68 |
7 |
3 |
2163 |
No more horsing around |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
2164 |
Some call this a tie,I call it a harness. |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
2165 |
Do you think I'll get funny looks, with this tie not quite matching the vest? |
1.1667 |
0.03961 |
102 |
86 |
15 |
1 |
2166 |
Does this knot look centaured to you? |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
2167 |
I shall never come down from my high horse.” |
1.1667 |
0.04651 |
108 |
95 |
8 |
5 |
2168 |
I am the original sartorial centaur. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
2169 |
Do you Sell Shoes? |
1.1667 |
0.05595 |
72 |
63 |
6 |
3 |
2170 |
I think this works well for a semi-formal. |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
2171 |
I always feel like such a foal at these events. |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
2172 |
As for shoes, what do you have in a red roan loafer...size 2? |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
2173 |
Every girl is crazy about a sharp dressed centaur. |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
2174 |
Do you think a cumberbund would be too dressy? I dont want to stick out like a sore thumb! |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2175 |
No I dress on the left. And then on the right. |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2176 |
I've no idea. I've never worn pants before. |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2177 |
Well, I put my pants on four legs at a time like everyone else of course. |
1.1667 |
0.04843 |
102 |
90 |
7 |
5 |
2178 |
This is perfect for the Met Gala! |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
2179 |
Is the vest too much? I feel like such a horse's arse. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
2180 |
The pants are buy one get one, correct? |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
2181 |
Correct, sir. It is business in front, as you said. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
2182 |
Any Polo? |
1.1667 |
0.03824 |
96 |
80 |
16 |
0 |
2183 |
Be honest, do I look like a horse’s arse? |
1.1652 |
0.04441 |
115 |
101 |
9 |
5 |
2184 |
I spoke with our tailor, sir, and he’s a tad worried about the pants.” |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
2185 |
I need something in a size 42 Furlong |
1.1650 |
0.04799 |
103 |
91 |
7 |
5 |
2186 |
Until the pandemic hit, I never knew how comfortable you could be going pants-free. Now I just refuse to go back. |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
2187 |
I need the pants by Tuesday. |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
2188 |
You look like an AI picture |
1.1650 |
0.04596 |
103 |
90 |
9 |
4 |
2189 |
The jacket fits perfectly, and you said it comes with two pairs of pants... |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
2190 |
Do you think this tie goes with my tail? |
1.1649 |
0.05219 |
97 |
87 |
4 |
6 |
2191 |
I save a ton when playing polo. |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
2192 |
Business on top, paddock on the bottom. |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
2193 |
What do you mean--I can't pay half price? |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
2194 |
Finding shoes that match this will be hard. |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
2195 |
But how do my hips look? |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
2196 |
You'll find Ralph Lauren's matching saddles on the second floor. |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
2197 |
The proper top is half the battle. |
1.1649 |
0.04061 |
97 |
82 |
14 |
1 |
2198 |
Does this suit come with one or two pairs of pants? |
1.1649 |
0.04061 |
97 |
82 |
14 |
1 |
2199 |
Why do you want to know my pronouns? |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
2200 |
I'll definitely need the double breasted. |
1.1649 |
0.04789 |
97 |
85 |
8 |
4 |
2201 |
Is this tie too loud? |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
2202 |
Excellent fit. Do you have any plus fours? |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
2203 |
I'm not crazy about the hemline |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
2204 |
That big,bullish guy will swing by later to pick up the slacks. |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
2205 |
It's such a relief not to be asked anymore if I dress to the left. |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
2206 |
I'm into being a clotheshorse. |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
2207 |
Do you know of anyone who can use striped pants? |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
2208 |
Do you think it's too tight at the withers? |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
2209 |
I'm going for 'business in the front, party in the back.' |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
2210 |
It gives me a look of stability, don't you think? |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
2211 |
Well, I don’t think I need tails with this jacket. |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
2212 |
The tailor is finishing the trousers but the blacksmith needs more time for the shoes |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
2213 |
You can’t be serious. You’re going to make me buy the pants. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
2214 |
All right, now let's talk pants. |
1.1647 |
0.04978 |
85 |
74 |
8 |
3 |
2215 |
I got to say neigh for that tie. |
1.1647 |
0.04047 |
85 |
71 |
14 |
0 |
2216 |
Yeah I'm a horse's ass, but I bet I get laid more than you do. |
1.1647 |
0.04047 |
85 |
71 |
14 |
0 |
2217 |
Sorry. It's these two or I can sell you the one I'm wearing. Everything else in the store is a white dinner jacket for some reason. |
1.1647 |
0.04978 |
85 |
74 |
8 |
3 |
2218 |
Any chance of this suit coming with TWO pair of pants |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
2219 |
And can I get the Preakness Special: extra trousers? |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
2220 |
I can't see myself in this jacket |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
2221 |
The pants will require some alteration. |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
2222 |
You really think I need a statement tie? |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
2223 |
Horse shoes are so pre-1910 |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
2224 |
I like the trousers to just barely brush the hoof. |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
2225 |
But the ad said two pairs of pants. |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
2226 |
Whoa, it’s a bit tight. |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
2227 |
This tie makes me look like a real stud |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
2228 |
fits good at the neck, but my penis is still out |
1.1646 |
0.05532 |
79 |
70 |
5 |
4 |
2229 |
Does the store also employ a skilled farrier? |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2230 |
Well,that is a horse of a different color! |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2231 |
Can I get it with two pairs of pants? |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2232 |
and for the pants will you be needing tall or wide |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
2233 |
I’ll take it, with two pairs of trousers. |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
2234 |
And would you like pants for the front, back, or both pairs of legs sir? |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2235 |
Would you like to see the new saddle collection next, Sir? |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
2236 |
I have a big event on Satyr-day”. |
1.1633 |
0.04743 |
98 |
86 |
8 |
4 |
2237 |
I want a kilt - breathing you know. |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2238 |
Will the box of Depends cost extra? |
1.1633 |
0.04516 |
98 |
85 |
10 |
3 |
2239 |
Does this tie make me look studly? |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
2240 |
If it doesn’t come with 2 pairs of pants, I’m trotting out of here. |
1.1633 |
0.04516 |
98 |
85 |
10 |
3 |
2241 |
Does the tie complete my outfit? |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2242 |
Do I really look like a jack-ass?" |
1.1633 |
0.04516 |
98 |
85 |
10 |
3 |
2243 |
Is there a discount if I don’t take the pants? |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2244 |
This collar makes me a little hoarse. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2245 |
Can you recommend a good blacksmith? |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2246 |
Now let's get the pants |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2247 |
Do I look like an ass though? |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2248 |
This tie doesn't seem to go very well with the rest of my body. I don't want to stand out too much at this surprise party. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2249 |
I've always been a bit of a clothes horse. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2250 |
Sure, clothes make the man in most cases… |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2251 |
Is this what the horsey set is wearing this year? |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2252 |
This is for the honeymoon. Everyone at the wedding will be in tails. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2253 |
This is quite nice. Does it come in “horse” cut? |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2254 |
And can you put me into a good Derby? |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2255 |
I assure you,Sir, with that jacket/tie combo, no one will notice. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2256 |
I’m afraid I’m half-assing this. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2257 |
Perfectly fitting jacket is so hard to find! |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2258 |
The pants may need some altering. |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
2259 |
Would you have one in zebra? |
1.1628 |
0.05451 |
86 |
77 |
4 |
5 |
2260 |
We always welcome customers who want a second pair of pants |
1.1628 |
0.04332 |
86 |
73 |
12 |
1 |
2261 |
Thanks for switching with me. |
1.1628 |
0.04332 |
86 |
73 |
12 |
1 |
2262 |
Thanks. Good look. I’m Affirmed. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2263 |
Is it me, or does this make me look like a horse's ass? |
1.1628 |
0.04332 |
86 |
73 |
12 |
1 |
2264 |
Oh yes, this tie suits me. Much better than that ascot. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2265 |
Do you think it draws too much attention to my beard? |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
2266 |
No no no it’s great. I just worry it makes my ass look big. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2267 |
I’m looking for something that makes me look manly. |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
2268 |
Correct, and the inseams are 32, 32, 34 and 34. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2269 |
Perfect. And for the pants I'll need a 60x48x48. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2270 |
Fortunately all our suits come with 2 sets of pants |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2271 |
A quarter-piece suit has never fit so well |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2272 |
Do you have any pants in 190/32? |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2273 |
Fine, now what do you have for shoes?” |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
2274 |
It’s the event of the centaur-y. |
1.1628 |
0.04332 |
86 |
73 |
12 |
1 |
2275 |
Got any Bell Bottoms my good man? |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2276 |
My mane seems to get in the way. |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
2277 |
You look like a total stud, sir |
1.1625 |
0.05169 |
80 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
2278 |
Now, my waist size might surprise you. |
1.1625 |
0.04151 |
80 |
67 |
13 |
0 |
2279 |
Sure, I hear you. But when you say the suit comes with two pairs of trousers...come on...you know what I'm really asking, don't you? |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
2280 |
Love this jacket! But I really need is a tuxedo! |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
2281 |
I’ll take this one. And the changing room needs fresh straw. |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
2282 |
What do you think? It’s a 50:50 sartorial/satyrial blend. |
1.1625 |
0.05169 |
80 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
2283 |
And you can alter the second pair of pants? |
1.1625 |
0.05169 |
80 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
2284 |
As you can see, I'm long waisted. |
1.1625 |
0.04151 |
80 |
67 |
13 |
0 |
2285 |
I think this jacket make my ass look huge |
1.1622 |
0.04348 |
111 |
97 |
10 |
4 |
2286 |
Can you hold the pants till I get my bottom surgery? |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2287 |
It certainly does make me feel very well groomed . |
1.1622 |
0.04314 |
74 |
62 |
12 |
0 |
2288 |
Does it make me look classic? |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2289 |
Jacket's fine, now do you have any wingtips for me? |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2290 |
And I'll need two pairs of shoes. |
1.1622 |
0.05451 |
74 |
65 |
6 |
3 |
2291 |
And you did say there's a two pants for one special this week, didn't you? |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
2292 |
I'm curious, does that two for one sale apply to pants? |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
2293 |
I trust you can do a 32” inseam? |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
2294 |
No one can see my bottom half on Zoom anyway. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2295 |
Sir, I'm afraid you are still unsheathed. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2296 |
It‘s AI. My girlfriend loves horses. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2297 |
I hear you also have something called a tail coat, and I have to say, I’m interested. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
2298 |
Do you need to measure my inseam? |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2299 |
Could you take out the seat a touch more? |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
2300 |
A tie is not a collar ! |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2301 |
Does it come with an extra set of trousers? |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2302 |
I like it. Do you have a matching saddle? |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
2303 |
I have a date with a real nymph tonight. |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2304 |
It suits you from the top up |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2305 |
I expect that your suits still come with two pairs of pants. |
1.1616 |
0.04698 |
99 |
87 |
8 |
4 |
2306 |
It's an outdoor wedding, so I think I can get away with no bottoms. |
1.1616 |
0.03986 |
99 |
84 |
14 |
1 |
2307 |
But I need a white tie to go with my tail. |
1.1616 |
0.03986 |
99 |
84 |
14 |
1 |
2308 |
This one will make me the centaur of attention. |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2309 |
Were you able to find the matching pants? |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2310 |
And two pairs of pants. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2311 |
Does this make my rear end look too big? |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2312 |
Great, now can I see matching pants? |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2313 |
Can you show me the bridle suite? |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
2314 |
My giant horse cock is going to look so good in this |
1.1613 |
0.04904 |
93 |
82 |
7 |
4 |
2315 |
Sure, I save on the trousers but that's before factoring in the two pairs of shoes. |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
2316 |
And now I'll need 2 pair of matching shoes. |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
2317 |
will you be wanting cuffs, sir? |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
2318 |
This color tie matches my hide perfectly! |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2319 |
I’ll need a little more room in the seat. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2320 |
Perhaps I should try on a greatcoat. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2321 |
I can’t wait to trot down the aisle. |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
2322 |
I beg your pardon, but requiring me to pay double for pants simply because I am half-horse is blatantly hybridist. |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
2323 |
Forget the pants. Let's talk sets of shoes. |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
2324 |
I need something to keep people from calling me a horse's ass. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2325 |
It fits just perfectly! Is it available in horsehair? |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2326 |
'And here I was beginning to think that fine tailoring was just a myth.' |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
2327 |
Don’t you have something with a cummerbund? |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
2328 |
This suit makes me look so good I don't think she'll notice my lower half! |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
2329 |
Actually, I hate it, but it's a requirement to get
into the Kentucky Derby. |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
2330 |
Does the suit come with two pairs of pants? Just asking for a friend. |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
2331 |
A bit tight in the back. |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
2332 |
The tie's a bit much, have you something with a feed bag? |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
2333 |
Yes, countertenor for The Four Centaurs. |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
2334 |
The stripes really highlight your tail. |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
2335 |
I'm Zoom-ready! |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
2336 |
With tails, too much. |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
2337 |
Do you have the slacks in a 38 and a 42? |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
2338 |
Does this jacket make me look human? |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
2339 |
I admit I do like to be the Centaur of attention. |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
2340 |
This one’s for the chronicles, Lewis, starting today my winter coat will be the mane attraction of Narnia, wearing Aslan out-of-style.” |
1.1609 |
0.05137 |
87 |
77 |
6 |
4 |
2341 |
Waiting for the 50% off sale really paid off. |
1.1609 |
0.03962 |
87 |
73 |
14 |
0 |
2342 |
I'll take it if it comes with two pairs of pants. |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
2343 |
It should say I’m not just a centaur, I’m also an excellent concierge. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2344 |
It doesn't make my ass look too big? |
1.1605 |
0.05403 |
81 |
72 |
5 |
4 |
2345 |
I’d like to trot home and see if my wife likes it… |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2346 |
Comes with two pair of pants |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
2347 |
My fiancée's the opposite. |
1.1605 |
0.05109 |
81 |
71 |
7 |
3 |
2348 |
I'd like horseshoes to match. |
1.1605 |
0.05109 |
81 |
71 |
7 |
3 |
2349 |
Just be careful when you measure the inseam. |
1.1605 |
0.05109 |
81 |
71 |
7 |
3 |
2350 |
The short jacket makes you look very leggy. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2351 |
It’s a formal occasion. Tie and tail. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2352 |
I don't know, I feel weird about wearing something in wool.. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2353 |
These come in separates right? |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2354 |
Should we do shoes next? |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
2355 |
fine, I’ll go to the mall where I can get the suit with two pairs of pants. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2356 |
Do you think a flashy bow tie might be better for distraction purposes? |
1.1600 |
0.04262 |
75 |
63 |
12 |
0 |
2357 |
How long will the alterations to the pants take? |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
2358 |
Does this come with two sets of trousers? |
1.1600 |
0.04654 |
100 |
88 |
8 |
4 |
2359 |
My inseams are thirty-two’s |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
2360 |
Can you have it ready by Derby Day? |
1.1600 |
0.04262 |
75 |
63 |
12 |
0 |
2361 |
Mr Santos, maybe now they won't notice you're an ass. |
1.1600 |
0.04654 |
100 |
88 |
8 |
4 |
2362 |
Do you have the shoes that go with it? |
1.1600 |
0.04262 |
75 |
63 |
12 |
0 |
2363 |
I'd like to see something in a Neighru jacket. |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
2364 |
And this is where one attaches the oat bag? |
1.1600 |
0.05383 |
75 |
66 |
6 |
3 |
2365 |
I really hope he doesn’t ask about the matching slacks |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
2366 |
The tie is excellent with the jacket, but I think I will forego the pants. |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
2367 |
The jacket fits perfectly.
But we might let the pants out a little. |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
2368 |
So far, ‘I’m impressed . Now let’s try on the trousers. |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2369 |
I’ll be meeting Aslan tonight |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
2370 |
Do you have a matching pair of trousers in a size double-16? |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
2371 |
I’d like to see your selection of feed bags, if you please. |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
2372 |
Beware of Greeks wearing myths. |
1.1596 |
0.04613 |
94 |
82 |
9 |
3 |
2373 |
Do you have hunting pinks? |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
2374 |
Yeah but were you vaxxed? |
1.1596 |
0.04613 |
94 |
82 |
9 |
3 |
2375 |
This isn't horsey, is it? |
1.1596 |
0.04613 |
94 |
82 |
9 |
3 |
2376 |
The pants made my hind quarters look big. |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
2377 |
Be honest. Does this make me look like a stud? |
1.1596 |
0.04613 |
94 |
82 |
9 |
3 |
2378 |
Will this go with a western saddle or an english one? |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
2379 |
And no pleats in the pants please; they make my lower body look weird. |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
2380 |
Does this come with two blankets? |
1.1596 |
0.04855 |
94 |
83 |
7 |
4 |
2381 |
Do I look 'rode easy, and put away dry cleaned'"? |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
2382 |
Anything for underneath? |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
2383 |
Okay. Now I'd like to see the shoes. |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
2384 |
The chinos didn't fit |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
2385 |
Your 3-way mirror, and your lighting, makes me look like a real ass. |
1.1596 |
0.04855 |
94 |
83 |
7 |
4 |
2386 |
I came around to the idea when I saw Donald Duck wears essentially the same ourfit! |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
2387 |
I can pony up the money |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
2388 |
How much is the "no-pants" discount? |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
2389 |
That much? Are you for real? |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
2390 |
It's for next year's Kentucky Derby. |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
2391 |
If I want to be the centaur of attention, I have to dress the part. |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
2392 |
They'll be riding my coattails. |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
2393 |
I've never shopped Centaur Wearhouse for formal wear before. I think I'd like to try it with a bowtie. |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
2394 |
We sell a four-legged suit pants for a price of one. |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
2395 |
Could you add two more legs to the trousers and move the zipper to the back? |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
2396 |
Do you have a really big cummerbund? |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
2397 |
The coat fits, but I’ll forgo the pants - too tight in the crotch. |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
2398 |
I've got a conference at 10 and a showjumping competition at 11. |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
2399 |
Hi, I'm here for the two-pant suits sale. |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
2400 |
Yes! This is a good Zoom look, don’t you think? |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
2401 |
Do you have four sets of matching pants? |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
2402 |
I think a horse collar would be best. |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
2403 |
Now I just need a couple of pairs of slacks to accompany this attire. |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
2404 |
Okay so a 36 in the inseam and 155 in the rump? |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
2405 |
I am going to need a much shinier coat. |
1.1591 |
0.03921 |
88 |
74 |
14 |
0 |
2406 |
Do you have a top hat to go with my tux and tail? |
1.1591 |
0.03921 |
88 |
74 |
14 |
0 |
2407 |
But do you think this jacket makes me seem a bit cavalier? |
1.1591 |
0.05082 |
88 |
78 |
6 |
4 |
2408 |
And you're confident this style will make me stand out from the others? |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
2409 |
I’m sorry sir, no shoes, no service. |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
2410 |
I'm trying to look sartorial and satyrial. |
1.1589 |
0.04434 |
107 |
94 |
9 |
4 |
2411 |
I need something that doesn't make me look ancient. |
1.1589 |
0.03791 |
107 |
91 |
15 |
1 |
2412 |
It’s your luck day. We have a BOGO on our pants and shoes |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
2413 |
I will need two pairs of matching pants to go with this |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
2414 |
Perfect - completes the look - tie and tails |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
2415 |
You say it comes with two pairs of pants? |
1.1585 |
0.05050 |
82 |
72 |
7 |
3 |
2416 |
Do you have anything that will match my shoes? |
1.1585 |
0.04058 |
82 |
69 |
13 |
0 |
2417 |
I'm not a big fan of this tight collar, brings back bad memories. |
1.1585 |
0.04058 |
82 |
69 |
13 |
0 |
2418 |
That centaurly looks good on you! |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
2419 |
I still can't decide. Should I go with the chestnut or the palomino? |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
2420 |
Yes, I said spats and they should match the tie. |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
2421 |
The invitation said Semiformal. |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
2422 |
Very smart Sir, would you like me to brush you down now. |
1.1585 |
0.05050 |
82 |
72 |
7 |
3 |
2423 |
How do I look? I don’t want to show up looking like a half-ass. |
1.1585 |
0.05340 |
82 |
73 |
5 |
4 |
2424 |
How much do you charge to tailor the pants? |
1.1585 |
0.04058 |
82 |
69 |
13 |
0 |
2425 |
I want to make a good first impression. |
1.1585 |
0.05050 |
82 |
72 |
7 |
3 |
2426 |
Amen to inclusive fashion. |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
2427 |
Being a news anchor has it's perks. You save a lot in pants. |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
2428 |
We’re finally meeting after Zooming for months. I’m a little nervous that we won’t have anything to talk about when we see each other in person. |
1.1585 |
0.05340 |
82 |
73 |
5 |
4 |
2429 |
Do you carry the coordinating quiver? |
1.1584 |
0.03913 |
101 |
86 |
14 |
1 |
2430 |
The jacket is perfect; you may have to tweak the trousers a bit. |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
2431 |
Does this waistcoat make me look fat? |
1.1584 |
0.04610 |
101 |
89 |
8 |
4 |
2432 |
I left a pile in stall #2. |
1.1584 |
0.04610 |
101 |
89 |
8 |
4 |
2433 |
Whadyathink? Does the tie work with the hooves? |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
2434 |
How much can you let out the pants? |
1.1584 |
0.04610 |
101 |
89 |
8 |
4 |
2435 |
Not for me. It feels like a bridle. |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
2436 |
I put a different "C" in"CEO". |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2437 |
Where's the restroom? |
1.1579 |
0.05316 |
76 |
67 |
6 |
3 |
2438 |
“The color’s right, but it’s a bit tight around the waist!” |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
2439 |
It just won't be the same until I pant a little. |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
2440 |
Should I send for your carriage? |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
2441 |
i'd like a jacket with a longer tail |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
2442 |
I think an ascot is more me. |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2443 |
Polo is always my best fit. |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
2444 |
Can I try on a Monkey suit? |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2445 |
I attribute my success to being a 'canter' in a world full of 'yes men'. |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2446 |
Perfect. Just need some pants to go with it. |
1.1579 |
0.05034 |
95 |
85 |
5 |
5 |
2447 |
I'll also need pants. Usually I go without, but the groom doesn't want to feel small on his big day. |
1.1579 |
0.04807 |
95 |
84 |
7 |
4 |
2448 |
I was really looking for something in fawn. |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
2449 |
Too understated for the Met Gala? |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2450 |
Your ad says there's a BOGO on trousers. |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
2451 |
Do you have relax fit pants for my appearence at the Belmont? |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2452 |
I do believe this works better, the tails were a bit redundant! |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
2453 |
Although I have a horses ass, I don't have to look like one. |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
2454 |
I promised the bride NOT to look like a horse's ass. |
1.1579 |
0.04807 |
95 |
84 |
7 |
4 |
2455 |
For the shoes, no leather, please. I’m sagittarian. |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2456 |
a little tight around the collar |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
2457 |
Just so you know, I dress to the left.” |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
2458 |
I put my pants on one leg at a time like everyone else. |
1.1573 |
0.05028 |
89 |
79 |
6 |
4 |
2459 |
Would you be able to let the pants out a bit? |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
2460 |
The top fits perfectly but the pants will need some altering |
1.1573 |
0.04197 |
89 |
76 |
12 |
1 |
2461 |
I'm glad it comes with two pair of pants. |
1.1573 |
0.04197 |
89 |
76 |
12 |
1 |
2462 |
Ah, very good. Now show me your finest trouser in a hoof cut. |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
2463 |
How long to alter the pants? |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
2464 |
I’ll also need trousers in a 36-31, 31, 31, 31. |
1.1573 |
0.04197 |
89 |
76 |
12 |
1 |
2465 |
I don’t dress either left or right. |
1.1573 |
0.04197 |
89 |
76 |
12 |
1 |
2466 |
Of course I’ll need 2 pairs of pants. |
1.1573 |
0.04197 |
89 |
76 |
12 |
1 |
2467 |
Are you in a hurry? |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
2468 |
I actually feel naked without tails. |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
2469 |
It will take a little longer to get rhe pants tailored. |
1.1573 |
0.04197 |
89 |
76 |
12 |
1 |
2470 |
I know I sound a little hoarse. |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
2471 |
Does this suit come with two sets of trousers? |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
2472 |
I am this month’s centaur-fold. Do you think the tie is too much? |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
2473 |
I'm looking for something that whinnies 'Satyrday Night Stomp.' |
1.1573 |
0.04197 |
89 |
76 |
12 |
1 |
2474 |
Forget the saddle, look at this! |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
2475 |
your sale sign explicitly stated I could get matching bottoms |
1.1573 |
0.04197 |
89 |
76 |
12 |
1 |
2476 |
w’horse size are you, sir? |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
2477 |
I may not win the Preakness, but I will look damn fine trying. |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
2478 |
Can the pants be let out? Like, a lot? |
1.1571 |
0.05623 |
70 |
62 |
5 |
3 |
2479 |
I feel like the more clothes I put on, the more visible my penis is. |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
2480 |
Anything in a Royal Ascot? |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
2481 |
I’m an odd size. 34” waist x 30” front legs x 28” hind legs. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
2482 |
Do you really think I need a Long? |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
2483 |
And what about the shoes? |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2484 |
Can I really be the first clothes horse to shop here? |
1.1569 |
0.04567 |
102 |
90 |
8 |
4 |
2485 |
Do you know if this fabric attracts animal hair? |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
2486 |
Does this collar make me look horsey? |
1.1566 |
0.04992 |
83 |
73 |
7 |
3 |
2487 |
My goal here is to no longer look so much like a horse's ass. |
1.1566 |
0.04014 |
83 |
70 |
13 |
0 |
2488 |
And I'll take the grey flannel trousers. |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
2489 |
Sorry, I just the need the top. i have my own tails. |
1.1566 |
0.04992 |
83 |
73 |
7 |
3 |
2490 |
You’ll have to excuse me for a moment. I need to visit the sidewalk. |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
2491 |
You say this suit comes with two pairs of pants? |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
2492 |
And that includes TWO pairs of pants, right? |
1.1566 |
0.05279 |
83 |
74 |
5 |
4 |
2493 |
How much for just the jacket? |
1.1566 |
0.04992 |
83 |
73 |
7 |
3 |
2494 |
I’m just worried I’ll look like everyone else. |
1.1566 |
0.04014 |
83 |
70 |
13 |
0 |
2495 |
Yes, of course, your jackets are great. But it’s your two-for-one pants deal that got me in the door. |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
2496 |
You know, given my constitution, I'd take Double Windsors over pants any day. |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
2497 |
For the trousers, I dress to the back. |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
2498 |
And two pairs of pants, please. One with a really big gusset. |
1.1566 |
0.04014 |
83 |
70 |
13 |
0 |
2499 |
OK, next I need to pick out two pairs of shoes." |
1.1562 |
0.03725 |
96 |
81 |
15 |
0 |
2500 |
You're the finest mane and tailor. |
1.1562 |
0.04523 |
96 |
84 |
9 |
3 |
2501 |
The tie just brings it all together |
1.1562 |
0.04274 |
96 |
83 |
11 |
2 |
2502 |
I want it to say "stable living" and "above all, a stud." |
1.1562 |
0.04274 |
96 |
83 |
11 |
2 |
2503 |
This is my favorite shopping centaur. |
1.1562 |
0.04009 |
96 |
82 |
13 |
1 |
2504 |
I can't wait to show this to my better half. |
1.1562 |
0.04009 |
96 |
82 |
13 |
1 |
2505 |
I shudder at the thought of a four-in-hand carriage, but as a tie knot… well I’ll be damned. |
1.1562 |
0.04009 |
96 |
82 |
13 |
1 |
2506 |
I’m auditioning for the Lion, the witch and the Wardrobe |
1.1562 |
0.04009 |
96 |
82 |
13 |
1 |
2507 |
What trousers would you recommend with this jacket? |
1.1562 |
0.04274 |
96 |
83 |
11 |
2 |
2508 |
This is perfect, now let me see the farrier. |
1.1558 |
0.05250 |
77 |
68 |
6 |
3 |
2509 |
To be perfectly honest, the color doesn't do much for you. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2510 |
OK, what do you think? Yea or... no. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2511 |
I spent all night trying to figure what to wear for the semi formal costume party! |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2512 |
Looks good from this angle, but from the back I still look like a horse's ass. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
2513 |
No, I booked an appointment for a satyrical fitting--not sartorial. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
2514 |
Same old. Same old. I want something that makes me stand out. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2515 |
Does this make my derrière look fat? |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2516 |
Yes sir, the jockeys will all be in silks. |
1.1558 |
0.05250 |
77 |
68 |
6 |
3 |
2517 |
I'll need two pairs of shoes. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2518 |
I think we may have to modify the two sets of trousers. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2519 |
And two pair of pants- do you do alterations? |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2520 |
Does this tie match my coats? |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2521 |
Is my tie perfectly centaured? |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2522 |
Sorry, I crapped in the dressing room again... |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2523 |
What do you think, whinny, bray or neigh? |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2524 |
The shirt and tie are fine but where are my balls? |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2525 |
But I’m only interested in the jacket. |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2526 |
I'm posing for a statue tomorrow, so it needs to look timeless. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2527 |
I think the tie is a little off-centaur. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2528 |
Will there be an extra charge on the trousers alteration? |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2529 |
No trousers -- a culotte and a kilt, please. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2530 |
What I had in mind was a more formal coat to go with the tail. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2531 |
Believe it or not, finding a jacket that fits is the biggest challenge. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2532 |
I’m just trying to decide where to wear my belt |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2533 |
Can you have it ready by Satyrday? |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2534 |
Trousers for the front legs only, please. I like to feel the breeze in the back. |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
2535 |
Does the tie work with the rest of me? |
1.1553 |
0.03587 |
103 |
87 |
16 |
0 |
2536 |
My concern arises from my belief that Donald Duck should wear pants. |
1.1553 |
0.04310 |
103 |
90 |
10 |
3 |
2537 |
Perfect. Now they can’t accuse me of horsing around with the dress code. |
1.1553 |
0.04310 |
103 |
90 |
10 |
3 |
2538 |
Would horseshoe cuff links be too matchy-matchy? |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
2539 |
Keep the pants. What's the point of being half horse if people can't see you're hung like a horse? |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
2540 |
Looks great! Do you have shoes in my size?. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
2541 |
This works much better than that toga the Greeks expected. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
2542 |
No tails... I've got that covered. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
2543 |
And the trousers? |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
2544 |
Thanks. I hardly ever find my size at the box stores. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
2545 |
I’m also looking for a shoe I can slip on |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
2546 |
Do sell this with stirrup pants? |
1.1548 |
0.03970 |
84 |
71 |
13 |
0 |
2547 |
At these prices I'm sure you can throw in an extra pair of pants. |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
2548 |
I'll take it! Now what about shoes? |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
2549 |
I think this one is a winner! |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
2550 |
Part of me wants to go formal but another part wants to go a bit more unbridled. |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
2551 |
The clothes really do make the Centaur, am I right? |
1.1548 |
0.04936 |
84 |
74 |
7 |
3 |
2552 |
How do I look? Do you think I'll be able to blend in at the Met Gala? |
1.1548 |
0.03970 |
84 |
71 |
13 |
0 |
2553 |
I like the look but I'll have to run if by my better half. |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
2554 |
Waist 48 and length 30. |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
2555 |
You’re set for your first in-person meeting. |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
2556 |
Can you show me something in a trifecta box bet at Belmont? |
1.1548 |
0.04936 |
84 |
74 |
7 |
3 |
2557 |
Do you have one of a different color? |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
2558 |
I understand there will be a minor delay delivering the trousers? |
1.1548 |
0.03970 |
84 |
71 |
13 |
0 |
2559 |
Do you have anything in a halter top? |
1.1548 |
0.03970 |
84 |
71 |
13 |
0 |
2560 |
I'm looking for something pleated for when I gallop. |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
2561 |
Thanks for fitting me in. I have an important interview today and need to put my best foot forward. |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
2562 |
Do want a new pair of pants?" |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
2563 |
As your equine-ary I do think you finally have the best outfit for your lunch with the Horse Owners. Association." |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
2564 |
Clothing does make the centaur! |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2565 |
I don't need pants, but could you show me your selection of dress hooves? |
1.1546 |
0.03690 |
97 |
82 |
15 |
0 |
2566 |
Perfect! Now, can you recommend a good farrier? |
1.1546 |
0.03971 |
97 |
83 |
13 |
1 |
2567 |
Do you think it would look better with tails? |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2568 |
And, best of all, I save hundreds on pants. |
1.1546 |
0.03971 |
97 |
83 |
13 |
1 |
2569 |
Do you have this in a hand 18? |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2570 |
They tell me I’m quite the hoofer |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2571 |
Do you tale inseam measurements and custom trousers? |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
2572 |
Could you trot on over and find me two pairs of pants in tall? |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2573 |
My wife will definitely enjoy her 2-minute joyride tonight. |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2574 |
So this tie is not too eye-catching? |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2575 |
This one would need alteration. |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2576 |
Would you go with one or two pairs of slacks? |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2577 |
Would you be so kind as to help me select a more casual wardrobe to replace this vest and tie? I've been told it makes me look like I'm walking around on my high horse. |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2578 |
Ah! You are looking at me funny. It’s the vest right? It doesn't match the tie? |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
2579 |
What do you suggest for pants? |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
2580 |
"As for the pants, perhaps your tailor can consult with my blacksmith" |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
2581 |
Please tailor the legs to break just at the fetlocks, no cuffs. |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2582 |
Is this fashionable enough for the Triple Crown Winner's Circle? |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
2583 |
So technically, I'm half man, half horse, and half windsor |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2584 |
I agree, the vest really helps tame the look. |
1.1538 |
0.04923 |
91 |
81 |
6 |
4 |
2585 |
For the trousers, I'll take a 34L in the rear and a 32R up front. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
2586 |
I'll be eating at a fancy trough tonight. |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
2587 |
Can we discuss the cummerbund? |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
2588 |
I'll take it ... with the two pairs of pants, naturally. |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2589 |
Will you be wearing the same shoes sir? |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2590 |
Now how about something for just horsing around? |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2591 |
It's good, but the pants need alteration |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2592 |
Let's keep it simple sir " 2 pairs of each, elastic waist". |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2593 |
Shopping for a good vest is like hunting for unicorns |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
2594 |
I will also need two pairs of pants |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
2595 |
A horse is a horse, of course, unless the horse is yours truly, the famous Mr. Ed. |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
2596 |
Do you have something in a more classically equine pattern? |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
2597 |
With this amazing outfit,I predict a galloping career for you Sir! |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2598 |
I am about 17 hands at the withers. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
2599 |
Are pants alterations extra? |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2600 |
I'll take it -- plus two matching pairs of trousers. |
1.1538 |
0.05186 |
78 |
69 |
6 |
3 |
2601 |
The pants need adjusting... |
1.1531 |
0.03933 |
98 |
84 |
13 |
1 |
2602 |
How do you feel about matching my tie and tail? |
1.1531 |
0.03656 |
98 |
83 |
15 |
0 |
2603 |
Measure my waist? Sure but I don't really know where it is. |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
2604 |
how many pairs of trousers and what size should they be? |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
2605 |
Do I still look like a gelding? |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
2606 |
I might need the relaxed fit. |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
2607 |
The main snag is that bespoke tailoring costs a fortune |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
2608 |
I think I'd better try the pants on first. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
2609 |
Yeah, it's a good look, but the shoes are wrong. I'm thinking black with silver nails. So where is your smithy and forge? |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
2610 |
OK, very nice. Now to the pants. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
2611 |
This is nice but I’m concerned it makes butt look to big. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
2612 |
I will also need two pairs of matching trousers, make sure the inseam length is four and a half hands. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
2613 |
Great. Do you have two pairs of matching pants? |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
2614 |
Yes, I do want both pair — are alterations extra? |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
2615 |
The beauty of video calls is no one knows what I’m wearing on my bottom half |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
2616 |
Do you have an XXXL cummerbund? |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
2617 |
I think two pairs of plus fours will suit. |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
2618 |
What pants? I go commando! |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
2619 |
Thanks, with this necktie I should blend right in with the rest of the faculty |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
2620 |
Be honest, does this suit make my ass look fat? |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
2621 |
What do you think? I don't want to look like a horse's ass. |
1.1529 |
0.05160 |
85 |
76 |
5 |
4 |
2622 |
As always, you’re right. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
2623 |
So, do you think this look works without pants? |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
2624 |
It's a bit snug.Does it make my butt look big? |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
2625 |
Why yes, Mr. Tumnus is my uncle! |
1.1529 |
0.03927 |
85 |
72 |
13 |
0 |
2626 |
You may be half horse, but that jacket is all class |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
2627 |
I believe you have a sale on pants: Buy one pair, get the next pair free. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
2628 |
As for the slacks, can you let out the inseam a bit? |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
2629 |
It's for a barn dance. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
2630 |
Do you accept the Amex Centaurion Card? |
1.1528 |
0.04270 |
72 |
61 |
11 |
0 |
2631 |
And I’ll need two pairs of trousers in 15 hands. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
2632 |
Did the pants not fit? |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
2633 |
These are great but I usually have a problem with the trousers |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2634 |
It’s a theme wedding. |
1.1522 |
0.04620 |
92 |
81 |
8 |
3 |
2635 |
What’s wrong with the tie? |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2636 |
If you buy two jackets, the pants are "half off" |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2637 |
The style and fit are fine but I feel that this is better for a horse of a different color. |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2638 |
Yes, I have become quite a clothes horse over the years.
Thomas Frizzell in Crockett, Texas |
1.1522 |
0.04070 |
92 |
79 |
12 |
1 |
2639 |
Actually, I am feeling a little hoarse, can you tell? |
1.1522 |
0.04620 |
92 |
81 |
8 |
3 |
2640 |
By any chance, are the pants half off? |
1.1519 |
0.04064 |
79 |
67 |
12 |
0 |
2641 |
The show is on Fox News. They explicitly said bow tie. |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
2642 |
So what else do you have to trot out? |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
2643 |
My better half is at the bridle shop. |
1.1519 |
0.05124 |
79 |
70 |
6 |
3 |
2644 |
Pants size? Six hands. |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
2645 |
Great job. They almost never get the cuff length right. |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
2646 |
The pants will need to be altered. |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
2647 |
Now that’s a horse of a different color.” |
1.1519 |
0.05431 |
79 |
71 |
4 |
4 |
2648 |
Do you have something similar in palomino? |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
2649 |
« I dont know…you think this might be a little overdressed for a rodeo?” |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
2650 |
This is perfect. Since I'm still working remote I don't need the pants. |
1.1519 |
0.05124 |
79 |
70 |
6 |
3 |
2651 |
Business in the front, rodeo in the back. |
1.1519 |
0.05124 |
79 |
70 |
6 |
3 |
2652 |
I'm sure you'll be the centaur of attention. |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
2653 |
What do you mean, 'how do I wear my pants?' |
1.1519 |
0.05124 |
79 |
70 |
6 |
3 |
2654 |
Tomorrow, I get put out to stud. Probably won't need the pants. |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
2655 |
An extra pair of trousers can double the life expectancy of your suit |
1.1519 |
0.04064 |
79 |
67 |
12 |
0 |
2656 |
So you’re absolutely certain the invitation read, demi-formal? |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
2657 |
My lack of pants really impresses the girls. |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
2658 |
I'm entered in the 4.30 at Churchill Downs -do you have something a little less formal? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
2659 |
The jacket is perfect. Now we should check the two pairs of trousers. |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2660 |
It won't fool her for long. |
1.1515 |
0.04622 |
99 |
88 |
7 |
4 |
2661 |
Does ‘It’ really hang as low as the mirror depicts? |
1.1515 |
0.04840 |
99 |
89 |
5 |
5 |
2662 |
You never know when it may be a photo finish. |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
2663 |
50% discount? |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
2664 |
Really? You think I'd be sexier without the beard? |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
2665 |
Does this come as a two-trouser suit? |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2666 |
Make it tight around the hoofs. |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2667 |
Guess the shoe is on the other hoof because this weekend, I get to be a groomsman. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
2668 |
Do you think this tie stands out too much? |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2669 |
Everything looks fine. Now, where can I find the bathroom? |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
2670 |
I believe this cut is quite lengthening. |
1.1515 |
0.04622 |
99 |
88 |
7 |
4 |
2671 |
Stop horsing around! |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2672 |
Do you think this coat makes my butt look big? |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
2673 |
Do I look like an ass in this? |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2674 |
I'm so glad we've returned to normal. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2675 |
Perhaps a tailcoat? |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2676 |
So far, so good. Now for the slacks. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2677 |
I look like a million bucking broncos! |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2678 |
The tie needs to be attached so it can't be used to lead me around. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2679 |
When can you have the pantses ready? |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2680 |
This will cost me an arm and a hoof. |
1.1512 |
0.03885 |
86 |
73 |
13 |
0 |
2681 |
I've come quite a distance; I hope you can help me. |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2682 |
I know what you're thinking. And yes, of course I'm hung like a horse. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2683 |
Father said you could 'make it fit' |
1.1512 |
0.03885 |
86 |
73 |
13 |
0 |
2684 |
Is this part of the half off sale? |
1.1512 |
0.03885 |
86 |
73 |
13 |
0 |
2685 |
I’m running in the 6th race today and I don’t want to clash with my jockey. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2686 |
Where do you think the "dash" in haberdashery came from? |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2687 |
Like putting lipstick on a pig |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2688 |
I'm looking for the matching saddle. |
1.1512 |
0.04827 |
86 |
76 |
7 |
3 |
2689 |
Do I look a little half-assed? |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2690 |
Can I get two pairs of pants? They always seem to wear out faster than the jacket. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2691 |
May I see what you have in wingtip horseshoes. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2692 |
Oh. It comes with two pairs . . . ? |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2693 |
Are there any two for one deals on pants? |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2694 |
I was thinking of white tie and tails. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2695 |
How does this one go with my tail? |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2696 |
Much obliged, Pierre. Thank heaven for Zoom. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2697 |
And how will you be wearing the pants, sir? |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2698 |
32 long sir, I’ll take your word for it. |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2699 |
I don't mean to sound like an ass, but does this tie match my hooves? |
1.1507 |
0.05403 |
73 |
65 |
5 |
3 |
2700 |
So the suit comes with a jacket, vest, TWO pair of pants and custom tailoring is free? |
1.1507 |
0.04216 |
73 |
62 |
11 |
0 |
2701 |
Does this come with a spare pair of pants, perchance. |
1.1507 |
0.04216 |
73 |
62 |
11 |
0 |
2702 |
My pants size is 34X34 for both front and back. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
2703 |
I just love your 50% off sales. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
2704 |
As a clothes horse, I have a reputation to uphold. |
1.1507 |
0.04216 |
73 |
62 |
11 |
0 |
2705 |
Let’s just say I’ve got a hot date with a black beauty. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
2706 |
On the pants, could I have pleats but no cuffs. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
2707 |
I dunno...does it make my ass look fat? |
1.1505 |
0.04822 |
93 |
83 |
6 |
4 |
2708 |
I've been told I'm hard to fit. |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2709 |
So you're the clothes horse I've heard so much about. |
1.1505 |
0.04822 |
93 |
83 |
6 |
4 |
2710 |
I haven't bought a new suit since I was a colt. |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
2711 |
Trousers? Neigh. |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2712 |
I want something semi-formal. |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
2713 |
And this comes with how many pairs of pants? |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
2714 |
I never thought I’d look good in tails! |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
2715 |
It's for the Derby. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2716 |
I fear that it may be a bit flashy... |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
2717 |
Does this come in saddle leather? |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
2718 |
I'm going to need some help with the pants. |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
2719 |
I wish my necktie called attention to my genitals the way yours does. |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
2720 |
I’m sorry, we don’t carry Minotaur pants. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
2721 |
Is it this mirror or does this tie make my forelocks look fat? |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
2722 |
Why do I feel this needs a larger collar? |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
2723 |
Nothing flashy, I don't want to be the centaur of attention. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
2724 |
Tell me honestly: do my withers look fat in this jacket? |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
2725 |
And now I'd like to see something in a Corinthian leather saddle. |
1.1500 |
0.05366 |
80 |
72 |
4 |
4 |
2726 |
-Can you adjust the pants? |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
2727 |
Usually these parties go well until somebody wants to play pin the tail on the donkey. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
2728 |
Could you trot out some other jackets for me to try? |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
2729 |
What do you think--a couple pair of brown shoes with this or black? |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
2730 |
The waist doesn’t feel quite right |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
2731 |
Is it too conspicuous? |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
2732 |
Shoe me! |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
2733 |
I will need two pairs of trousers, please. |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
2734 |
Any two for one sales on pants? |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
2735 |
Since I'll be skipping the trousers, may I add a second Jacket
for your suite sale price? |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2736 |
Actually, it's the hindquarters I'm most concerned about. |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2737 |
Does my rear look too big with this tie? |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2738 |
Do I look too sporty? |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2739 |
Sorry, my voice is a little horse. |
1.1494 |
0.04775 |
87 |
77 |
7 |
3 |
2740 |
Do I still look half-assed? |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2741 |
I think your Gallup rating is quite high. |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2742 |
Well, the suit may come with two pairs of pants, but I still don't think it will work.... |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2743 |
The invitation didn't specify if it was formal or casual, but I can’t show up looking like a satyr. |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2744 |
Ah, just the right touch of bon vivant. |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2745 |
And now, I'll have two pair of your finest trousers, but I won't be responsible if the belly straps are too tight. |
1.1494 |
0.04775 |
87 |
77 |
7 |
3 |
2746 |
Are you sure this isn’t too flashy? I have a wedding to go to and I don’t want anyone to think I’m trying to be the center of attention. |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2747 |
On second thought, I will try on a pair of pants. |
1.1494 |
0.03844 |
87 |
74 |
13 |
0 |
2748 |
The pants didn't fit. |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2749 |
And I’ll need some wing-tips - not cordovan. |
1.1494 |
0.04775 |
87 |
77 |
7 |
3 |
2750 |
I don’t suppose this suit comes with two pairs of pants. |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2751 |
I see why they call you the Italian Stallion. |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2752 |
man, I just- vests always just make me look like a horse's ass. |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2753 |
Marvelous, sir. And for the trousers, do you prefer forelimbs, hind limbs, or may I suggest for the occasion - all four? |
1.1494 |
0.04775 |
87 |
77 |
7 |
3 |
2754 |
My office stopped doing casual Fridays. |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2755 |
I want the business in the front party in the back vibe! |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
2756 |
I can afford the jacket, but it’s the pants I’m worried about. |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
2757 |
Tell me.. is this appropriate for horsing around? |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
2758 |
Does this make me look any less horsey? |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
2759 |
Tie or horse collar? |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
2760 |
What do you charge for bespoke trousers? |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
2761 |
Perhaps coat and tails instead? |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
2762 |
But what about the pants? |
1.1489 |
0.03692 |
94 |
80 |
14 |
0 |
2763 |
Finally - a tailor who calls himself bespoke and means it! |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
2764 |
Could I see something a little longer in the pants? |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
2765 |
I like it! But they still won't let me use the men's restroom! |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
2766 |
Sometimes the mirror adds ten pounds. Sometimes its two legs and a tail. |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
2767 |
I'm going to look sensational down at the old feeding trough. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
2768 |
I will wear it to next year's Met Gala. This year I was told I dressed like a horse's ass. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
2769 |
I couldn't decide tails or tux, so I'll go with both. |
1.1486 |
0.04164 |
74 |
63 |
11 |
0 |
2770 |
“So what exactly does it mean when your ad says all prices include free standard alterations?” |
1.1486 |
0.05670 |
74 |
67 |
3 |
4 |
2771 |
If I sound hoarse it's because I have a frog in my throat. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
2772 |
There's no way you could know I prefer an ascot. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
2773 |
Neigh, I won’t be needing shoes. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
2774 |
Edwin always horsed around during his fittings but the tailor’s assistant didn’t mind and waited on him hand and hoof nonetheless |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
2775 |
Jacket is a great fit, but you’re gonna have to get pretty creative with the trousers. |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
2776 |
No need for trousers; I do a lot of impromptu pooping. |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
2777 |
Keep the ti |