Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Look! The first Robinsons of Spring. |
1.7062 |
0.01810 |
1913 |
963 |
549 |
401 |
1 |
Is it me, or do you think they should have pulled the parachute chord by this point? |
1.6360 |
0.01823 |
1794 |
980 |
487 |
327 |
2 |
The Neighborhood Watch is getting out of hand. |
1.6343 |
0.01969 |
1463 |
780 |
438 |
245 |
3 |
Great. I JUST washed the car. |
1.6230 |
0.01967 |
1472 |
801 |
425 |
246 |
4 |
Who’s that with Greg? I thought they mated for life? |
1.6132 |
0.01872 |
1665 |
932 |
445 |
288 |
5 |
It seems like the Gordons are enjoying retirement a lot more than we are. |
1.6076 |
0.01661 |
1998 |
1096 |
590 |
312 |
6 |
That explains the mess on the windshield. |
1.6024 |
0.01689 |
2007 |
1132 |
541 |
334 |
7 |
Remember when we used to get that high? |
1.6016 |
0.01732 |
1870 |
1045 |
525 |
300 |
8 |
What is even crazier is that they mate for life. |
1.6015 |
0.01774 |
1827 |
1034 |
487 |
306 |
9 |
More evidence of urban flight. |
1.5997 |
0.01641 |
2021 |
1116 |
598 |
307 |
10 |
At least today they're wearing something. |
1.5991 |
0.02201 |
1175 |
664 |
318 |
193 |
11 |
Our old neighbors were a lot more down to earth. |
1.5904 |
0.01631 |
2024 |
1129 |
595 |
300 |
12 |
You were right about those mushrooms. |
1.5842 |
0.01946 |
1455 |
829 |
402 |
224 |
13 |
Well,I’m glad it’s not pigs this time. That was creepy! |
1.5818 |
0.01712 |
1944 |
1130 |
497 |
317 |
14 |
Those are the new neighbors, Robin and Jay. |
1.5714 |
0.01680 |
1953 |
1136 |
518 |
299 |
15 |
I love this time of year, Spring is in the air and so are the Hendersons |
1.5657 |
0.01666 |
1833 |
1037 |
555 |
241 |
16 |
Do we report this to the HOA or the FAA? |
1.5655 |
0.01841 |
1549 |
889 |
444 |
216 |
17 |
The Nelsons are high again. |
1.5608 |
0.01760 |
1751 |
1028 |
464 |
259 |
18 |
Apparently they originally had reservations on Southwest. |
1.5567 |
0.01688 |
1879 |
1104 |
504 |
271 |
19 |
We’re going to need a bigger bird feeder. |
1.5551 |
0.01577 |
2077 |
1204 |
593 |
280 |
20 |
Trump isn’t even president again yet and they’re already headed for Canada! |
1.5547 |
0.01880 |
1646 |
1008 |
363 |
275 |
21 |
When they start to circle hide the dog |
1.5501 |
0.01629 |
2027 |
1206 |
527 |
294 |
22 |
I think we’re going to need a bigger scarecrow this year. |
1.5443 |
0.01764 |
1604 |
932 |
471 |
201 |
23 |
We're planting the wrong pot. |
1.5432 |
0.01672 |
1911 |
1146 |
492 |
273 |
24 |
I guess those weren’t portobellos in the neighbors’ yard… |
1.5412 |
0.01778 |
1687 |
1014 |
433 |
240 |
25 |
His last wife also had no parachute. |
1.5410 |
0.02827 |
719 |
447 |
155 |
117 |
26 |
The Schwartz’s are back from Capistrano … |
1.5396 |
0.03332 |
480 |
289 |
123 |
68 |
27 |
They're rosy-breasted Grossmans. |
1.5388 |
0.01660 |
1880 |
1120 |
507 |
253 |
28 |
At least parachute parents aren't as noisy as helicopter parents. |
1.5385 |
0.01866 |
1456 |
860 |
408 |
188 |
29 |
Oh my God, it's the Wrong brothers. |
1.5377 |
0.01756 |
1819 |
1125 |
410 |
284 |
30 |
Time to put the netting over the cannabis. |
1.5373 |
0.01722 |
1716 |
1017 |
476 |
223 |
31 |
I wouldn't fly Southwest anymore either. |
1.5341 |
0.01621 |
1981 |
1192 |
520 |
269 |
32 |
You thought bird droppings were bad... |
1.5316 |
0.02053 |
1249 |
758 |
318 |
173 |
33 |
We’re going to have to put some netting over the marijuana plants. |
1.5163 |
0.01921 |
1346 |
817 |
363 |
166 |
34 |
Could they be the ones who pooped on our car? |
1.5107 |
0.02031 |
1261 |
787 |
304 |
170 |
35 |
I thought they were only microdosing. |
1.5077 |
0.02002 |
1229 |
754 |
326 |
149 |
36 |
Seems like the snowbirds are arriving early this year |
1.5036 |
0.03300 |
419 |
251 |
125 |
43 |
37 |
Is that all they do? Bird impressions? |
1.5031 |
0.01958 |
1286 |
795 |
335 |
156 |
38 |
I hope they’ll have babies this year. |
1.5006 |
0.01614 |
1774 |
1074 |
512 |
188 |
39 |
Oh, that's what they meant when they asked if we wanted to join the mile high club |
1.4987 |
0.01829 |
1482 |
925 |
375 |
182 |
40 |
This is why Judy doesn’t sun bathe in the nude anymore |
1.4931 |
0.03790 |
363 |
233 |
81 |
49 |
41 |
Five months in Florida will do that to you. |
1.4920 |
0.01777 |
1504 |
933 |
402 |
169 |
42 |
It’s nice to see the Robins are still active now that they are empty nesters. |
1.4920 |
0.04326 |
250 |
154 |
69 |
27 |
43 |
Oh my, the snowbirds are arriving early this year. |
1.4901 |
0.01710 |
1614 |
1002 |
433 |
179 |
44 |
Those Joneses! There's literally no keeping up. |
1.4886 |
0.02997 |
528 |
329 |
140 |
59 |
45 |
They said they might drop in! |
1.4883 |
0.02464 |
686 |
408 |
221 |
57 |
46 |
It’s more challenging these days keeping up with the Joneses. |
1.4860 |
0.01733 |
1576 |
986 |
414 |
176 |
47 |
Forget trying to keep up with the Joneses. |
1.4849 |
0.01921 |
1262 |
786 |
340 |
136 |
48 |
Another reason for wearing a hat while I do this. |
1.4816 |
0.03203 |
488 |
314 |
113 |
61 |
49 |
Dammit, it’s the third time this week I’ve knocked their nest off our roof. |
1.4797 |
0.01976 |
1155 |
717 |
322 |
116 |
50 |
What did you put in the feeder? |
1.4790 |
0.01880 |
1522 |
1012 |
291 |
219 |
51 |
Ok, we are no longer growing mushrooms |
1.4681 |
0.02020 |
1177 |
762 |
279 |
136 |
52 |
Obviously, a first date. |
1.4677 |
0.01995 |
1315 |
880 |
255 |
180 |
53 |
Sure, but can they make their own pesto? |
1.4659 |
0.01973 |
1159 |
736 |
306 |
117 |
54 |
God, we're boring. |
1.4627 |
0.02000 |
1221 |
802 |
273 |
146 |
55 |
Even the Rosenberg’s migration pattern has shifted with climate change. |
1.4606 |
0.03103 |
432 |
269 |
127 |
36 |
56 |
They seem happier since the kids left the nest. |
1.4589 |
0.01970 |
1264 |
837 |
274 |
153 |
57 |
Well, let the Flat Earthers discover gravity the hard way.... |
1.4559 |
0.02180 |
952 |
615 |
240 |
97 |
58 |
When they said they had ‘sourced some pixie dust,’ I’d assumed it was drugs. |
1.4553 |
0.03091 |
470 |
303 |
120 |
47 |
59 |
Well , who is Howard with this year ? I thought they mated for life |
1.4535 |
0.02108 |
1129 |
760 |
226 |
143 |
60 |
No one goes for walks anymore. |
1.4529 |
0.02039 |
1082 |
701 |
272 |
109 |
61 |
Arthur forgot to zip up again. |
1.4442 |
0.02376 |
842 |
564 |
182 |
96 |
62 |
Either the Heffernans learned how to fly, or those mushrooms we planted were not shiitakes. |
1.4423 |
0.02168 |
1049 |
714 |
206 |
129 |
63 |
Our neighbors are growing something much more interesting. |
1.4416 |
0.02288 |
865 |
572 |
204 |
89 |
64 |
Not over my back yard. |
1.4410 |
0.02218 |
957 |
642 |
208 |
107 |
65 |
Nothing says spring has arrived quite like the return of the Goldfarbs |
1.4406 |
0.02222 |
960 |
646 |
205 |
109 |
66 |
It’s a common side effect of the weight-loss drug they’re taking. |
1.4394 |
0.02295 |
817 |
533 |
209 |
75 |
67 |
I'm not certain but I think it has to do with airbnb. |
1.4393 |
0.03512 |
346 |
225 |
90 |
31 |
68 |
It's those damn helicopter parents from next door again |
1.4374 |
0.02301 |
910 |
619 |
184 |
107 |
69 |
It's one of those budget airlines. |
1.4372 |
0.02262 |
931 |
631 |
193 |
107 |
70 |
Once they got into pickle ball, I knew something like this was inevitable. |
1.4365 |
0.03635 |
323 |
211 |
83 |
29 |
71 |
Hell no, we're not putting up a feeder! |
1.4347 |
0.02327 |
904 |
621 |
173 |
110 |
72 |
I’m fine with the flying, but do they have to be so damn smug about it? |
1.4330 |
0.02249 |
769 |
491 |
223 |
55 |
73 |
Let's plant whatever they're growing. |
1.4326 |
0.04966 |
178 |
118 |
43 |
17 |
74 |
Looks like we’re going to need some bigger cats. |
1.4280 |
0.02509 |
764 |
527 |
147 |
90 |
75 |
I hope they don't nest in our yard |
1.4274 |
0.02456 |
723 |
483 |
171 |
69 |
76 |
That explains the stuff on the windshield. |
1.4254 |
0.02447 |
804 |
557 |
152 |
95 |
77 |
Maybe we should start growing cannabis. |
1.4252 |
0.02479 |
809 |
567 |
140 |
102 |
78 |
Are you sure that this is oregano? |
1.4228 |
0.02377 |
797 |
542 |
173 |
82 |
79 |
But gardening is fun, too, isn’t it |
1.4228 |
0.02514 |
693 |
467 |
159 |
67 |
80 |
I just wish they would call before they drop in. |
1.4219 |
0.02378 |
787 |
534 |
174 |
79 |
81 |
Must Be 'Empty Nesters'! |
1.4212 |
0.02400 |
774 |
526 |
170 |
78 |
82 |
I think I’ve had enough Spring for today. |
1.4209 |
0.02593 |
841 |
622 |
84 |
135 |
83 |
I warned them to keep off the grass. |
1.4208 |
0.02330 |
739 |
486 |
195 |
58 |
84 |
You know it's spring when the Robins return. |
1.4199 |
0.02427 |
774 |
531 |
161 |
82 |
85 |
That’s what legalizing does. |
1.4177 |
0.02466 |
711 |
481 |
163 |
67 |
86 |
They're the type who use summer as a verb. |
1.4170 |
0.02461 |
693 |
465 |
167 |
61 |
87 |
Not again. I just had the car washed. |
1.4163 |
0.02454 |
747 |
513 |
157 |
77 |
88 |
Looks like their cannabis crop came in. |
1.4163 |
0.02496 |
699 |
475 |
157 |
67 |
89 |
Just in case, I'm going to move the car. |
1.4140 |
0.02641 |
698 |
494 |
119 |
85 |
90 |
Watch out for their droppings! |
1.4139 |
0.02672 |
633 |
437 |
130 |
66 |
91 |
Seems early for wasps. |
1.4136 |
0.02686 |
677 |
480 |
114 |
83 |
92 |
I wish they were in season. |
1.4135 |
0.02610 |
728 |
519 |
117 |
92 |
93 |
It’s just some empty nesters. |
1.4129 |
0.02714 |
637 |
446 |
119 |
72 |
94 |
Is the Rapture happening without us? |
1.4127 |
0.02793 |
613 |
432 |
109 |
72 |
95 |
Man, I envy empty nesters. |
1.4123 |
0.02608 |
747 |
538 |
110 |
99 |
96 |
Those gummies are starting to kick in. |
1.4123 |
0.02505 |
701 |
481 |
151 |
69 |
97 |
We can rule out no-see-ums.” |
1.4116 |
0.02726 |
775 |
585 |
61 |
129 |
98 |
You ever get the feeling we don’t have the full backstory on the Johnsons? |
1.4110 |
0.02625 |
657 |
456 |
132 |
69 |
99 |
It was outlawed in Florida, so they moved here. |
1.4086 |
0.02681 |
629 |
438 |
125 |
66 |
100 |
I liked it when drones just looked like drones. |
1.4081 |
0.02623 |
642 |
444 |
134 |
64 |
101 |
They just paid off their house. |
1.4061 |
0.02812 |
628 |
453 |
95 |
80 |
102 |
Honey, what kind of scarecrow would we have to buy now? |
1.4054 |
0.04028 |
259 |
177 |
59 |
23 |
103 |
Well, I guess that explains the mess on your windshield last week. |
1.4054 |
0.02745 |
629 |
447 |
109 |
73 |
104 |
Hey look, future vegetables. |
1.4043 |
0.02562 |
601 |
404 |
151 |
46 |
105 |
Let's plant what they've planted. |
1.4038 |
0.02567 |
624 |
425 |
146 |
53 |
106 |
If they can, pigs can. |
1.4034 |
0.02857 |
585 |
418 |
98 |
69 |
107 |
They've really embraced the empty-nest life. |
1.4028 |
0.02656 |
633 |
443 |
125 |
65 |
108 |
We get it. We get it. You still have sex. |
1.4021 |
0.02612 |
562 |
376 |
146 |
40 |
109 |
That looks easier on the knees. |
1.4020 |
0.02495 |
597 |
396 |
162 |
39 |
110 |
Can you imagine what one of those would do to your windshield? |
1.4013 |
0.02757 |
633 |
455 |
102 |
76 |
111 |
Looks like the Smiths are back from Florida |
1.3977 |
0.02847 |
523 |
363 |
112 |
48 |
112 |
I hope the car's in the garage. |
1.3972 |
0.02693 |
579 |
401 |
126 |
52 |
113 |
You didn't tell me your parents were flying in today. |
1.3958 |
0.02612 |
614 |
426 |
133 |
55 |
114 |
It's easier once they can fly, but I do miss those conversations in the car. |
1.3950 |
0.02802 |
524 |
362 |
117 |
45 |
115 |
When they said they were flying south for the winter, I thought they meant Delta. |
1.3950 |
0.02808 |
519 |
358 |
117 |
44 |
116 |
It's those Canadian geeks again. |
1.3946 |
0.02855 |
555 |
395 |
101 |
59 |
117 |
Don't you miss our old neighbors? They were much more down to earth. |
1.3930 |
0.02760 |
542 |
376 |
119 |
47 |
118 |
It’s the first Batman and Robin of spring. |
1.3906 |
0.02912 |
489 |
341 |
105 |
43 |
119 |
Check the Audubon book, see if they’re indigenous or invasive. |
1.3895 |
0.02836 |
534 |
377 |
106 |
51 |
120 |
Well, that explains your windshield. |
1.3894 |
0.02889 |
511 |
360 |
103 |
48 |
121 |
Here come the summer people |
1.3893 |
0.02741 |
560 |
393 |
116 |
51 |
122 |
We're not the worms, are we? |
1.3885 |
0.02617 |
538 |
364 |
139 |
35 |
123 |
The first Robinsons of the spring. |
1.3881 |
0.02840 |
523 |
368 |
107 |
48 |
124 |
More of those snowbirds returning from Florida. |
1.3880 |
0.02779 |
500 |
343 |
120 |
37 |
125 |
I didn’t know they migrated. |
1.3869 |
0.02768 |
535 |
374 |
115 |
46 |
126 |
They must be dreaming. |
1.3854 |
0.02928 |
467 |
325 |
104 |
38 |
127 |
We’ll- it’s official- those cheap airlines have now removed every single frill. |
1.3821 |
0.03087 |
492 |
361 |
74 |
57 |
128 |
The Jones must have tired of pickleball. |
1.3820 |
0.02915 |
500 |
356 |
97 |
47 |
129 |
At least they were gone for the winter. |
1.3817 |
0.02699 |
524 |
362 |
124 |
38 |
130 |
Wow, they came back early this year. |
1.3810 |
0.02945 |
496 |
355 |
93 |
48 |
131 |
Optimism versus experience. |
1.3805 |
0.03025 |
431 |
301 |
96 |
34 |
132 |
That does it. The Joneses win. |
1.3792 |
0.02766 |
509 |
355 |
115 |
39 |
133 |
Can’t they call first instead of just dropping in? |
1.3791 |
0.02708 |
517 |
358 |
122 |
37 |
134 |
I thought the droppings on the car looked different. |
1.3783 |
0.03125 |
489 |
363 |
67 |
59 |
135 |
Remember when we used to be like that? Thank goodness we learned how to be more grounded. |
1.3772 |
0.02941 |
448 |
313 |
101 |
34 |
136 |
I'd complain, but we need the eggs. |
1.3768 |
0.02807 |
483 |
336 |
112 |
35 |
137 |
The first Robinsons of spring. |
1.3762 |
0.02678 |
521 |
361 |
124 |
36 |
138 |
This year's Christmas card is going to be insufferable. |
1.3759 |
0.03177 |
431 |
312 |
76 |
43 |
139 |
Well, there go Bill and Ethel. I guess they finally got around to that bucket list wish to learn how to fly. |
1.3755 |
0.02889 |
474 |
334 |
102 |
38 |
140 |
I hope they don't crap on my car again. |
1.3753 |
0.03048 |
469 |
340 |
82 |
47 |
141 |
I prefer the thrill of a fresh turnip. |
1.3735 |
0.02879 |
490 |
349 |
99 |
42 |
142 |
Look! The snow birds are coming back. |
1.3735 |
0.03065 |
407 |
285 |
92 |
30 |
143 |
I forgot to tell you. The Grossbergs came out as ‘avian’ last week. |
1.3720 |
0.03125 |
465 |
343 |
71 |
51 |
144 |
I guess Trump is running again. Good thing I didn’t say Monkey’s would fly out of my butt. |
1.3710 |
0.03224 |
434 |
320 |
67 |
47 |
145 |
The HOA is making their rounds. |
1.3693 |
0.03433 |
436 |
336 |
39 |
61 |
146 |
When the Parkers said that they were flying south for the winter I thought they meant, well, you know.. |
1.3687 |
0.02910 |
453 |
320 |
99 |
34 |
147 |
You're gonna need a bigger bird feeder. |
1.3679 |
0.03041 |
443 |
319 |
85 |
39 |
148 |
Let's plant whatever they planted. |
1.3667 |
0.02972 |
450 |
322 |
91 |
37 |
149 |
Let's grow some cannabis too. |
1.3665 |
0.02990 |
483 |
354 |
81 |
48 |
150 |
Forget it—the Joneses win. |
1.3658 |
0.03223 |
421 |
310 |
68 |
43 |
151 |
I don't get it. Maybe the kids can explain it. |
1.3651 |
0.03260 |
441 |
332 |
57 |
52 |
152 |
Those new personalized delivery drones sure look a lot like the Anderssons. |
1.3646 |
0.02868 |
458 |
324 |
101 |
33 |
153 |
Everything is early now with climate change. |
1.3630 |
0.02984 |
405 |
284 |
95 |
26 |
154 |
I don't think we can keep up with the Joneses anymore. |
1.3598 |
0.03071 |
403 |
288 |
85 |
30 |
155 |
The McKenzies have always been flighty. |
1.3593 |
0.03213 |
359 |
255 |
79 |
25 |
156 |
Hey, looks like the Jones are migrating already. |
1.3593 |
0.03237 |
359 |
256 |
77 |
26 |
157 |
Looks like the judge was wrong about those defendants not being flight risks. |
1.3586 |
0.03307 |
396 |
294 |
62 |
40 |
158 |
Chinese government claims they are weather balloons. |
1.3580 |
0.03118 |
419 |
306 |
76 |
37 |
159 |
White flight |
1.3577 |
0.03182 |
397 |
289 |
74 |
34 |
160 |
I heard Fred and Myrtle were flying in, but I had no idea. |
1.3573 |
0.02996 |
417 |
298 |
89 |
30 |
161 |
Think I can ask them to get the frisbee off the roof? |
1.3571 |
0.03319 |
364 |
265 |
68 |
31 |
162 |
And we thought we had droppings before!!! |
1.3568 |
0.03300 |
384 |
283 |
65 |
36 |
163 |
I really wish they’d just get an electric car like everyone else. |
1.3556 |
0.03174 |
405 |
297 |
72 |
36 |
164 |
You wouldn't think they were so adorable if you saw my windshield. |
1.3543 |
0.03316 |
381 |
282 |
63 |
36 |
165 |
Do you think they know their chutes haven’t opened? |
1.3540 |
0.03329 |
404 |
305 |
55 |
44 |
166 |
They’ll never shut up about how much they saved on the flight. |
1.3529 |
0.03292 |
391 |
291 |
62 |
38 |
167 |
We gotta get a better scarecrow |
1.3525 |
0.03038 |
400 |
287 |
85 |
28 |
168 |
Didn't we tell the kids they're grounded? |
1.3523 |
0.03394 |
352 |
259 |
62 |
31 |
169 |
I hope that they're pollinators. |
1.3516 |
0.03113 |
401 |
292 |
77 |
32 |
170 |
Looks like the Petersons are heading south for the winter. |
1.3515 |
0.03136 |
404 |
296 |
74 |
34 |
171 |
uh-oh. Here come Elon’s guys again |
1.3514 |
0.03234 |
350 |
251 |
75 |
24 |
172 |
You never take me anywhere. |
1.3492 |
0.03156 |
378 |
274 |
76 |
28 |
173 |
Do you hear someone say "so far, so good?" |
1.3482 |
0.03174 |
359 |
258 |
77 |
24 |
174 |
It must be spring.
The Robinson’s are out. |
1.3481 |
0.03146 |
405 |
299 |
71 |
35 |
175 |
Hope I’m that happy when I’m about to die. |
1.3478 |
0.03615 |
322 |
241 |
50 |
31 |
176 |
Well I think we can now agree...we will never keep up with the Joneses. |
1.3464 |
0.03153 |
358 |
257 |
78 |
23 |
177 |
On second thought, let's not plant the mushrooms. |
1.3452 |
0.03252 |
365 |
268 |
68 |
29 |
178 |
Oh dear! It looks like the snow birds are back. |
1.3446 |
0.03225 |
354 |
257 |
72 |
25 |
179 |
This neighborhood is really going south. |
1.3439 |
0.03258 |
378 |
281 |
64 |
33 |
180 |
Empty nesters. |
1.3436 |
0.03247 |
358 |
262 |
69 |
27 |
181 |
I want what they're growing. |
1.3433 |
0.03394 |
367 |
277 |
54 |
36 |
182 |
I think the one with the parachute is going to have a better landing. |
1.3425 |
0.03148 |
327 |
231 |
80 |
16 |
183 |
We'll need a bigger scarecrow. |
1.3421 |
0.03377 |
342 |
253 |
61 |
28 |
184 |
Of course, I just washed the car. |
1.3417 |
0.03416 |
357 |
269 |
54 |
34 |
185 |
I really wish you had told me your parents were dropping in. |
1.3413 |
0.03327 |
334 |
244 |
66 |
24 |
186 |
I wish they'd call before dropping in. |
1.3412 |
0.03252 |
337 |
244 |
71 |
22 |
187 |
They’re under the influence of Mary Oliver poetry. |
1.3391 |
0.03126 |
348 |
250 |
78 |
20 |
188 |
At least they’ve got pants on. |
1.3390 |
0.03217 |
354 |
259 |
70 |
25 |
189 |
Why don't they just tweet like everybody else |
1.3386 |
0.03483 |
316 |
234 |
57 |
25 |
190 |
Those are the ones that nibble the kale. |
1.3384 |
0.03105 |
328 |
232 |
81 |
15 |
191 |
They always seemed a bit flighty. |
1.3384 |
0.03232 |
331 |
239 |
72 |
20 |
192 |
There's no keeping up with them now. |
1.3384 |
0.03027 |
331 |
232 |
86 |
13 |
193 |
The Byrds are back. |
1.3383 |
0.03381 |
337 |
250 |
60 |
27 |
194 |
I hope they don’t poop on the car ? |
1.3375 |
0.03479 |
320 |
238 |
56 |
26 |
195 |
Can't believe she let him have the parachute. |
1.3373 |
0.03287 |
335 |
245 |
67 |
23 |
196 |
I certainly misunderstood when they said they were taking flying lessons. |
1.3373 |
0.03367 |
335 |
248 |
61 |
26 |
197 |
Drones are so lifelike nowadays. |
1.3367 |
0.03356 |
300 |
216 |
67 |
17 |
198 |
Now we're going to have to hear all about their flight. |
1.3364 |
0.03525 |
321 |
241 |
52 |
28 |
199 |
The airlines have really cut down on perks this year. |
1.3364 |
0.03313 |
327 |
239 |
66 |
22 |
200 |
That's odd. I had no idea the Segals flew this far inland! |
1.3352 |
0.03334 |
361 |
272 |
57 |
32 |
201 |
Well, It looks like the Powells have returned from Florida. |
1.3343 |
0.03196 |
344 |
251 |
71 |
22 |
202 |
You know it's spring when the Bermans return from Boca. |
1.3333 |
0.03381 |
336 |
251 |
58 |
27 |
203 |
Maybe we should be planting what they did. |
1.3324 |
0.03410 |
346 |
262 |
53 |
31 |
204 |
I hope they don't fly over the car |
1.3324 |
0.03503 |
340 |
260 |
47 |
33 |
205 |
Well, I suppose they could be Chinese; it’s kind of hard to tell from here. |
1.3323 |
0.03259 |
334 |
245 |
67 |
22 |
206 |
The snowbirds are a bit late this year! |
1.3323 |
0.03165 |
331 |
239 |
74 |
18 |
207 |
Those drones are so lifelike! |
1.3323 |
0.03284 |
322 |
235 |
67 |
20 |
208 |
Seems the Smiths have been planting more than oregano. |
1.3323 |
0.03535 |
319 |
241 |
50 |
28 |
209 |
Boy, you can set your watch by this -- May 1st comes and the Fliegerman's fly back from Florida. |
1.3323 |
0.03317 |
313 |
228 |
66 |
19 |
210 |
Oh great, I just washed my car. |
1.3313 |
0.03452 |
326 |
245 |
54 |
27 |
211 |
They can't just retire quietly like everyone else. |
1.3312 |
0.03203 |
311 |
223 |
73 |
15 |
212 |
There they go, airing out their differences again. |
1.3312 |
0.03383 |
308 |
226 |
62 |
20 |
213 |
The new IRS agents are more determined in their methods. |
1.3310 |
0.03560 |
290 |
215 |
54 |
21 |
214 |
I don't think they understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.3302 |
0.03460 |
321 |
241 |
54 |
26 |
215 |
Guess the Farkelbergs’ mushroom crop came in. |
1.3300 |
0.03514 |
303 |
226 |
54 |
23 |
216 |
How we gonna keep up with that? |
1.3291 |
0.03260 |
316 |
230 |
68 |
18 |
217 |
I see the Johnsons are off their meds again. |
1.3291 |
0.03522 |
313 |
236 |
51 |
26 |
218 |
Think we can get them to clean the gutters? |
1.3273 |
0.03306 |
330 |
245 |
62 |
23 |
219 |
I see the Canadians are returning home. |
1.3267 |
0.03601 |
303 |
230 |
47 |
26 |
220 |
I wish those real estate vultures would stop circling |
1.3267 |
0.03720 |
303 |
234 |
39 |
30 |
221 |
Competing with the Joneses just went up a notch. |
1.3265 |
0.03316 |
340 |
255 |
59 |
26 |
222 |
Those two will never put down roots. |
1.3259 |
0.03115 |
313 |
224 |
76 |
13 |
223 |
Looks like Joe's found himself a wingman tonight. |
1.3250 |
0.03345 |
320 |
238 |
60 |
22 |
224 |
Uh oh, Susan. This can't be good.
Isn't it a bit too early for their return from Florida? |
1.3237 |
0.03402 |
312 |
233 |
57 |
22 |
225 |
I want whatever they’re on. |
1.3234 |
0.03534 |
303 |
229 |
50 |
24 |
226 |
There's something in the air. |
1.3232 |
0.03313 |
328 |
245 |
60 |
23 |
227 |
They'd better not land in the butter beans. |
1.3231 |
0.03238 |
294 |
212 |
69 |
13 |
228 |
Oh, thank God the Smiths are finally flying South. |
1.3231 |
0.03306 |
325 |
242 |
61 |
22 |
229 |
I always took them for the cruise ship type. |
1.3229 |
0.03259 |
319 |
235 |
65 |
19 |
230 |
We’re growing the wrong stuff. |
1.3223 |
0.03641 |
301 |
231 |
43 |
27 |
231 |
I forever regret that one time I told your parents they can drop in anytime. |
1.3217 |
0.03746 |
286 |
220 |
40 |
26 |
232 |
I swear, every time we see the Hendersons, they're high. |
1.3210 |
0.03825 |
271 |
208 |
39 |
24 |
233 |
That's the dude who pooped on my car. |
1.3209 |
0.03776 |
296 |
231 |
35 |
30 |
234 |
We better put netting over these. |
1.3204 |
0.03380 |
284 |
208 |
61 |
15 |
235 |
They're still on airplane mode. |
1.3202 |
0.03315 |
331 |
249 |
58 |
24 |
236 |
I think I misunderstood the Johnsons when they said they just started birding. |
1.3194 |
0.03560 |
310 |
238 |
45 |
27 |
237 |
That's got to be hell on their rotator cuffs. |
1.3191 |
0.03612 |
257 |
190 |
52 |
15 |
238 |
They said they got tired of pickleball. |
1.3189 |
0.03384 |
301 |
224 |
58 |
19 |
239 |
Bob did mention that they couldn't afford high gas prices anymore. |
1.3187 |
0.03626 |
251 |
185 |
52 |
14 |
240 |
“The Wallendas are back from vacation.” |
1.3187 |
0.03729 |
273 |
208 |
43 |
22 |
241 |
All their kids moved away, poor things. |
1.3186 |
0.03464 |
295 |
221 |
54 |
20 |
242 |
Oh look, the first Robinsons of spring are back again. |
1.3183 |
0.03547 |
289 |
218 |
50 |
21 |
243 |
They were serious about taking flying lessons. |
1.3182 |
0.03607 |
286 |
217 |
47 |
22 |
244 |
The Hendersons are high again…. |
1.3180 |
0.03802 |
283 |
220 |
36 |
27 |
245 |
I can't help but wonder if we're just extras in other people's dreams. |
1.3173 |
0.03636 |
271 |
204 |
48 |
19 |
246 |
Think the Home Owners Association is getting a bit too nosey? |
1.3173 |
0.03673 |
271 |
205 |
46 |
20 |
247 |
Let's not put the feeders out this year. |
1.3173 |
0.03361 |
312 |
234 |
57 |
21 |
248 |
At least this pair are wearing pants. |
1.3169 |
0.03623 |
284 |
216 |
46 |
22 |
249 |
Are they high, or are we? |
1.3168 |
0.03585 |
303 |
233 |
44 |
26 |
250 |
So that’s the new business class? |
1.3167 |
0.03485 |
300 |
227 |
51 |
22 |
251 |
When we were their age, we had to walk to school. |
1.3165 |
0.03713 |
278 |
213 |
42 |
23 |
252 |
What’s that word? Riptide? Ripcurrent? Ripcord! That’s it! Pull your...oh, never mind. |
1.3165 |
0.03343 |
297 |
220 |
60 |
17 |
253 |
I don’t think those were portobellos. |
1.3162 |
0.03282 |
291 |
213 |
64 |
14 |
254 |
'So smug.' |
1.3160 |
0.03448 |
288 |
215 |
55 |
18 |
255 |
I'd trade all our heirloom tomatoes this fall to see two faceplants right now. |
1.3160 |
0.03551 |
288 |
218 |
49 |
21 |
256 |
I don't know why I thought pigs would be the first |
1.3151 |
0.03425 |
311 |
236 |
52 |
23 |
257 |
The snowbirds are back early this year. |
1.3149 |
0.03402 |
289 |
215 |
57 |
17 |
258 |
Their carbon offset plan is much more fun than ours. |
1.3143 |
0.03548 |
280 |
211 |
50 |
19 |
259 |
The Martins are high again. |
1.3136 |
0.03451 |
287 |
215 |
54 |
18 |
260 |
I knew they mentioned they were heading North… |
1.3133 |
0.03893 |
249 |
191 |
38 |
20 |
261 |
First the Chinese spy balloon & now flying nosy neighbors. |
1.3132 |
0.03428 |
281 |
209 |
56 |
16 |
262 |
At least they seem to be enjoying their final seconds. |
1.3123 |
0.03673 |
285 |
220 |
41 |
24 |
263 |
Where did you say you got these plants?" |
1.3120 |
0.03673 |
266 |
202 |
45 |
19 |
264 |
Yet they still can't take their trash out on time. |
1.3120 |
0.03673 |
266 |
202 |
45 |
19 |
265 |
I hope this marijuana is as good as the stuff they grew. |
1.3120 |
0.03861 |
266 |
207 |
35 |
24 |
266 |
I thought you asked them to call us before dropping in. |
1.3118 |
0.03660 |
279 |
214 |
43 |
22 |
267 |
This IS parsley, right? |
1.3116 |
0.03576 |
292 |
224 |
45 |
23 |
268 |
I Just hate it when they drop in unannounced. |
1.3116 |
0.03579 |
276 |
209 |
48 |
19 |
269 |
What did you say we were growing again? |
1.3114 |
0.03492 |
273 |
204 |
53 |
16 |
270 |
Forget about keeping up with the Joneses. |
1.3110 |
0.03667 |
254 |
191 |
47 |
16 |
271 |
Do you ever feel that we lead a dull life? |
1.3106 |
0.03729 |
264 |
202 |
42 |
20 |
272 |
I always wondered why they had no car. |
1.3102 |
0.03442 |
274 |
204 |
55 |
15 |
273 |
I'll have what they're having. |
1.3098 |
0.03612 |
255 |
191 |
49 |
15 |
274 |
First Robin and Batman of Spring. |
1.3093 |
0.03411 |
291 |
219 |
54 |
18 |
275 |
Oh dear—looks like Sally and Roger got some side effects from the bird flu vaccine. |
1.3086 |
0.03750 |
269 |
208 |
39 |
22 |
276 |
Honey, look. Newlyweds |
1.3082 |
0.03491 |
305 |
235 |
46 |
24 |
277 |
And I thought we were good at reducing our footprint.” –Iam Captino, Northwest Lebanon, Kansa |
1.3077 |
0.03880 |
260 |
203 |
34 |
23 |
278 |
Well that explains the mess on my car this morning. |
1.3074 |
0.03914 |
283 |
227 |
25 |
31 |
279 |
Did you order a face plant? |
1.3074 |
0.03400 |
283 |
212 |
55 |
16 |
280 |
Edna, did you park the car in the garage? |
1.3074 |
0.03626 |
270 |
206 |
45 |
19 |
281 |
Looks like the white flight has started. |
1.3074 |
0.03701 |
270 |
208 |
41 |
21 |
282 |
I really wish we hadn't told them to drop by anytime. |
1.3070 |
0.03794 |
228 |
171 |
44 |
13 |
283 |
No wonder they said we were only 15 minutes from downtown. |
1.3068 |
0.03732 |
251 |
191 |
43 |
17 |
284 |
And I thought drones were annoying |
1.3063 |
0.03426 |
284 |
214 |
53 |
17 |
285 |
Was there some kind of software update we missed? |
1.3061 |
0.03311 |
294 |
220 |
58 |
16 |
286 |
It's Spirit's new economy minus-minus class. |
1.3057 |
0.03511 |
265 |
199 |
51 |
15 |
287 |
We really need to grow some weed. |
1.3056 |
0.03359 |
301 |
228 |
54 |
19 |
288 |
Must be spring. Here come the loons. |
1.3056 |
0.03566 |
288 |
222 |
44 |
22 |
289 |
I didn't know your parents were dropping in. |
1.3056 |
0.03428 |
288 |
218 |
52 |
18 |
290 |
When we go low, they go high. |
1.3054 |
0.03813 |
239 |
182 |
41 |
16 |
291 |
Should we feed them? |
1.3051 |
0.03714 |
272 |
211 |
39 |
22 |
292 |
It's impossible to keep up with the Joneses. |
1.3047 |
0.03783 |
233 |
176 |
43 |
14 |
293 |
They're having a lot more fun in this dream than we are. |
1.3042 |
0.03526 |
263 |
198 |
50 |
15 |
294 |
Great, and I just washed the car. |
1.3042 |
0.03890 |
240 |
185 |
37 |
18 |
295 |
Looks like the Flintbinders are back from Florida. |
1.3035 |
0.03537 |
257 |
193 |
50 |
14 |
296 |
Better weather is definitely on the way; here come the Kents to their summer home. |
1.3035 |
0.03537 |
257 |
193 |
50 |
14 |
297 |
That trampoline's strung way too tight! |
1.3032 |
0.03590 |
277 |
213 |
44 |
20 |
298 |
They always drop in uninvited. |
1.3030 |
0.03514 |
264 |
199 |
50 |
15 |
299 |
Just more high-flying city people moving upstate. |
1.3029 |
0.04102 |
274 |
225 |
15 |
34 |
300 |
It must be the new TSA PreCheck. |
1.3025 |
0.03528 |
238 |
176 |
52 |
10 |
301 |
They're smiling now, but give them a second. |
1.3022 |
0.03477 |
268 |
202 |
51 |
15 |
302 |
Looks like the Millers have gotten over their fear of flying. |
1.3021 |
0.03898 |
235 |
181 |
37 |
17 |
303 |
Oh no we are in the flight pattern. How will we ever sell our house now?! |
1.3020 |
0.03462 |
245 |
181 |
54 |
10 |
304 |
Looks like the neighbors are high again. |
1.3017 |
0.03633 |
242 |
182 |
47 |
13 |
305 |
The lawyers are returning from Mar-a-Lago. |
1.3016 |
0.03998 |
252 |
200 |
28 |
24 |
306 |
Some people take the term ‘snowbirds’ literally. |
1.3015 |
0.03441 |
272 |
205 |
52 |
15 |
307 |
Sure, they can fly. But can they eat carrots from their own garden? |
1.3008 |
0.03772 |
246 |
189 |
40 |
17 |
308 |
Just like clockwork! Every spring the snowbirds fly back from Florida!! |
1.3007 |
0.03444 |
276 |
209 |
51 |
16 |
309 |
The HOA really will do anything to survey the neighborhood. |
1.3004 |
0.03674 |
233 |
175 |
46 |
12 |
310 |
Could be worse. They could be monkeys. |
1.3000 |
0.04048 |
230 |
180 |
31 |
19 |
311 |
We're going to need a hell of a scarecrow |
1.3000 |
0.03571 |
290 |
226 |
41 |
23 |
312 |
I'd rather be invisible," you said. |
1.3000 |
0.03684 |
250 |
191 |
43 |
16 |
313 |
I just washed the car. |
1.3000 |
0.03748 |
260 |
202 |
38 |
20 |
314 |
I wish they would call first before dropping by. |
1.3000 |
0.03627 |
260 |
199 |
44 |
17 |
315 |
I recognize DB Cooper. Who's the other guy? |
1.2992 |
0.03506 |
264 |
200 |
49 |
15 |
316 |
Honey I think we need to stop planting cannabis. |
1.2989 |
0.03523 |
271 |
207 |
47 |
17 |
317 |
First the pigs, and now this! |
1.2982 |
0.04022 |
228 |
178 |
32 |
18 |
318 |
I guess they were a flight risk after all |
1.2980 |
0.04033 |
245 |
195 |
27 |
23 |
319 |
They sure do take the term snowbirds quite literally. |
1.2976 |
0.03343 |
252 |
186 |
57 |
9 |
320 |
I see the Wilson’s are back from Florida for the summer. |
1.2972 |
0.03355 |
286 |
217 |
53 |
16 |
321 |
The neighbors are getting high again. |
1.2969 |
0.03488 |
256 |
193 |
50 |
13 |
322 |
Are we boring? |
1.2964 |
0.03559 |
253 |
192 |
47 |
14 |
323 |
Now that pair of Mormons is particularly enthusiastic. |
1.2960 |
0.03719 |
250 |
193 |
40 |
17 |
324 |
We need a new hobby. |
1.2958 |
0.03917 |
240 |
188 |
33 |
19 |
325 |
There go the Hindenbergs |
1.2955 |
0.03619 |
264 |
204 |
42 |
18 |
326 |
Maybe we should try those energy drinks... |
1.2954 |
0.03571 |
237 |
178 |
48 |
11 |
327 |
It's probably just another artificial intelligence thing. |
1.2951 |
0.03825 |
244 |
190 |
36 |
18 |
328 |
I told you we shouldn’t have eaten those mushrooms |
1.2950 |
0.03524 |
261 |
199 |
47 |
15 |
329 |
What kind of mushrooms were those, anyway? |
1.2946 |
0.03421 |
258 |
194 |
52 |
12 |
330 |
Honey, I think the neighbor kids are high again. |
1.2946 |
0.03676 |
258 |
200 |
40 |
18 |
331 |
Looks like Hal's shoulder surgery went well. |
1.2944 |
0.03987 |
214 |
165 |
35 |
14 |
332 |
They used to be so down to earth. |
1.2941 |
0.03891 |
238 |
186 |
34 |
18 |
333 |
Look at that. The neighbors have found yet one more way to look down on us. |
1.2941 |
0.03845 |
238 |
185 |
36 |
17 |
334 |
I think they're taking this snowbird thing a little too literally. |
1.2939 |
0.03513 |
262 |
200 |
47 |
15 |
335 |
Gravity is still a thing, right? |
1.2939 |
0.03723 |
245 |
189 |
40 |
16 |
336 |
There was a time I enjoyed the caption contest. Now they're just annoying! |
1.2937 |
0.03901 |
252 |
200 |
30 |
22 |
337 |
Wow - United's really cutting back. |
1.2937 |
0.03901 |
252 |
200 |
30 |
22 |
338 |
I wish our new neighbors were more down-to-earth. |
1.2933 |
0.03796 |
225 |
172 |
40 |
13 |
339 |
We'd better go easy on the mushrooms. |
1.2932 |
0.03475 |
266 |
203 |
48 |
15 |
340 |
When the realtor warned us about our high-flying neighbors, this is not quite what came to my mind" |
1.2929 |
0.03831 |
239 |
186 |
36 |
17 |
341 |
Do you see any wires?” |
1.2929 |
0.03967 |
239 |
189 |
30 |
20 |
342 |
I don't think that stuff on our car was bird poop. |
1.2927 |
0.03798 |
246 |
192 |
36 |
18 |
343 |
Those TikTok challenges are fun till someone gets hurt. |
1.2925 |
0.03765 |
253 |
198 |
36 |
19 |
344 |
CPAs going home. Tax season must be over. |
1.2925 |
0.03680 |
253 |
196 |
40 |
17 |
345 |
Looks like the first Robinsons of spring. |
1.2925 |
0.03594 |
253 |
194 |
44 |
15 |
346 |
The Johnsons call it microdosing but it looks pretty macro to me. |
1.2920 |
0.03984 |
226 |
177 |
32 |
17 |
347 |
I'm sick of these Golden Parachuters landing in our neighborhood! |
1.2918 |
0.03704 |
233 |
178 |
42 |
13 |
348 |
First the snacks, then the carry-on luggage, now this! |
1.2917 |
0.03908 |
240 |
189 |
32 |
19 |
349 |
Looks like the snowbirds are heading back home. |
1.2915 |
0.03696 |
247 |
191 |
40 |
16 |
350 |
They just paid off their student loans. |
1.2913 |
0.03981 |
230 |
181 |
31 |
18 |
351 |
That's not sustainable. |
1.2907 |
0.03554 |
227 |
170 |
48 |
9 |
352 |
I really thought the pigs would beat them to it. |
1.2902 |
0.04104 |
224 |
178 |
27 |
19 |
353 |
Don't worry, I'm watching them like a hawk. |
1.2900 |
0.03821 |
231 |
179 |
37 |
15 |
354 |
Are we the left behinds? |
1.2900 |
0.03771 |
231 |
178 |
39 |
14 |
355 |
I knew when we started planting cannabis we'd have more than deer to worry about. |
1.2896 |
0.03940 |
221 |
172 |
34 |
15 |
356 |
Apparently those are the folks that grow the best weed in the neighborhood. |
1.2895 |
0.03666 |
266 |
209 |
37 |
20 |
357 |
I dunno but I’m glad I’m not a statue |
1.2893 |
0.03698 |
242 |
187 |
40 |
15 |
358 |
What types of herbs are these again? |
1.2893 |
0.03744 |
242 |
188 |
38 |
16 |
359 |
Looks like the snow birds are coming home early this year. |
1.2892 |
0.03714 |
249 |
194 |
38 |
17 |
360 |
Wow. Spirit Airlines has really pared down their services. |
1.2890 |
0.04081 |
218 |
172 |
29 |
17 |
361 |
Harmless unless they're vegans |
1.2886 |
0.03563 |
246 |
188 |
45 |
13 |
362 |
Oh no, they’re back. I’m going to pull the car into the garage. |
1.2886 |
0.03700 |
246 |
191 |
39 |
16 |
363 |
Do you ever wish we were migratory? |
1.2886 |
0.03609 |
246 |
189 |
43 |
14 |
364 |
I hope they remember the Andersons' new invisible fence. |
1.2885 |
0.03959 |
253 |
204 |
25 |
24 |
365 |
Talk about no frills... |
1.2879 |
0.03643 |
264 |
207 |
38 |
19 |
366 |
I don’t know Madge. Maybe we should find a more interesting hobby |
1.2875 |
0.03620 |
240 |
184 |
43 |
13 |
367 |
These Amazon drones are getting pretty lifelike. |
1.2874 |
0.03731 |
247 |
193 |
37 |
17 |
368 |
I hate it when your parents drop in on us. |
1.2874 |
0.03659 |
254 |
198 |
39 |
17 |
369 |
Nice couple, but I wish they were a little more down to earth |
1.2871 |
0.03978 |
209 |
162 |
34 |
13 |
370 |
I think we need a new bucket list! |
1.2869 |
0.03671 |
244 |
189 |
40 |
15 |
371 |
Well. I'm never getting the lawnmower back. |
1.2863 |
0.04013 |
234 |
187 |
27 |
20 |
372 |
I think we planted the wrong mushrooms |
1.2863 |
0.03654 |
241 |
186 |
41 |
14 |
373 |
These no frill airlines have gone too far |
1.2857 |
0.03963 |
238 |
190 |
28 |
20 |
374 |
We might need bigger scarecrows this year. |
1.2857 |
0.03612 |
245 |
189 |
42 |
14 |
375 |
You said we will be the only couple with an alternative lifestyle here |
1.2857 |
0.03502 |
231 |
174 |
48 |
9 |
376 |
Are you sure you gave them oregano? |
1.2851 |
0.03894 |
228 |
179 |
33 |
16 |
377 |
I wish they would just stay in Canada year-round. |
1.2851 |
0.04032 |
221 |
175 |
29 |
17 |
378 |
Yeah, I’m acquainted with them. Couple of strange birds. |
1.2850 |
0.03964 |
214 |
167 |
33 |
14 |
379 |
Huh. They're early this year. |
1.2845 |
0.03574 |
239 |
183 |
44 |
12 |
380 |
Why do your parents never call before dropping in? |
1.2844 |
0.03911 |
218 |
170 |
34 |
14 |
381 |
We'll never keep up with the Joneses. |
1.2840 |
0.03314 |
257 |
194 |
53 |
10 |
382 |
Why can't the Robinsons just drive to Florida like everyone else? |
1.2840 |
0.03721 |
243 |
190 |
37 |
16 |
383 |
Wow, the migration problem has really gotten out of hand! |
1.2839 |
0.03937 |
236 |
188 |
29 |
19 |
384 |
It's the summer people arriving |
1.2838 |
0.03570 |
229 |
174 |
45 |
10 |
385 |
I want to grow what our neighbors are growing. |
1.2837 |
0.03892 |
215 |
167 |
35 |
13 |
386 |
Uh-oh, it's your brother again just dropping in unannounced... |
1.2836 |
0.04016 |
201 |
156 |
33 |
12 |
387 |
I told you it was safe to plant -- here come the snowbirds returning from Florida! |
1.2833 |
0.03683 |
233 |
180 |
40 |
13 |
388 |
Honey, these cannabis plants we are growing might be a bit too potent. |
1.2832 |
0.03863 |
226 |
177 |
34 |
15 |
389 |
When they say they're above us... |
1.2831 |
0.03949 |
219 |
172 |
32 |
15 |
390 |
I wish your parents would warn us before dropping by. |
1.2831 |
0.04002 |
219 |
173 |
30 |
16 |
391 |
Honey, we're failing once again to keep up with our neighbors. |
1.2829 |
0.04020 |
205 |
160 |
32 |
13 |
392 |
Looks like Dave & Margaret finally got their medical cannabis cards. |
1.2822 |
0.03962 |
241 |
194 |
26 |
21 |
393 |
Now I understand why everyone keeps describing our new neighbors as flighty. |
1.2819 |
0.03531 |
227 |
172 |
46 |
9 |
394 |
I guess if they can tweet they can fly. |
1.2819 |
0.04093 |
227 |
183 |
24 |
20 |
395 |
They're actually an invasive species. |
1.2818 |
0.03985 |
220 |
174 |
30 |
16 |
396 |
Well between the price of gas and eggs it was only a matter of time. |
1.2817 |
0.03968 |
213 |
167 |
32 |
14 |
397 |
Yes, the new rule of thumb is to plant when you see the first skydivers of spring. |
1.2814 |
0.04162 |
199 |
157 |
28 |
14 |
398 |
Oh great, the Long-Winded Loons are back from migration. |
1.2811 |
0.03607 |
249 |
194 |
40 |
15 |
399 |
I thought Canadians only fly south in winter? |
1.2810 |
0.03831 |
210 |
162 |
37 |
11 |
400 |
They must not have kids |
1.2810 |
0.04118 |
210 |
167 |
27 |
16 |
401 |
I heard that United was offering dual bookings on super economy coach with plenty of legroom. |
1.2805 |
0.03811 |
221 |
172 |
36 |
13 |
402 |
Judy and Tim's marriage looks like it's off to a flying start. |
1.2805 |
0.03756 |
221 |
171 |
38 |
12 |
403 |
So that's who's eating our tomatoes! |
1.2802 |
0.03685 |
232 |
180 |
39 |
13 |
404 |
Tell them we already belong to a church. |
1.2800 |
0.03656 |
225 |
173 |
41 |
11 |
405 |
So much for designating our no-fly zone. |
1.2800 |
0.03489 |
225 |
170 |
47 |
8 |
406 |
We‘ll need a more sophisticated scarecrow. |
1.2798 |
0.03756 |
243 |
192 |
34 |
17 |
407 |
They better open their chutes soon. |
1.2798 |
0.03571 |
243 |
188 |
42 |
13 |
408 |
Shouldn’t their parachutes have opened by now? |
1.2797 |
0.03541 |
236 |
181 |
44 |
11 |
409 |
I see the neighbors are high again. |
1.2795 |
0.03716 |
229 |
178 |
38 |
13 |
410 |
Are you sure we ate the right mushrooms? |
1.2790 |
0.03621 |
233 |
180 |
41 |
12 |
411 |
They just want our zucchini. |
1.2788 |
0.03587 |
226 |
173 |
43 |
10 |
412 |
Do you think we can hire your mother to stand out here all day? |
1.2786 |
0.04185 |
201 |
160 |
26 |
15 |
413 |
Wow, Amazon’s really upped their delivery game! |
1.2783 |
0.04138 |
212 |
170 |
25 |
17 |
414 |
Like it or not, the suburbs have changed. |
1.2783 |
0.03740 |
212 |
163 |
39 |
10 |
415 |
I prefer a more grounded approach myself. |
1.2783 |
0.03858 |
212 |
165 |
35 |
12 |
416 |
When I ordered the mushroom spores for them I thought they were going to grow them. |
1.2783 |
0.03998 |
230 |
185 |
26 |
19 |
417 |
Damn empty nesters! |
1.2780 |
0.03761 |
205 |
157 |
39 |
9 |
418 |
I guess Clark and Lois are eating the bird seed again. |
1.2778 |
0.03504 |
234 |
179 |
45 |
10 |
419 |
Wow, those Chinese balloons are getting very creative |
1.2778 |
0.03913 |
198 |
153 |
35 |
10 |
420 |
They maxed out on their credit cards. They're living off the float. |
1.2778 |
0.03780 |
198 |
151 |
39 |
8 |
421 |
Look— the snow birds are returning early this year. |
1.2778 |
0.03658 |
234 |
182 |
39 |
13 |
422 |
I don't know about you, Marge, but I'm getting kind of tired of keeping up with the Joneses. |
1.2771 |
0.03887 |
231 |
184 |
30 |
17 |
423 |
There’s a new dispensary in town. |
1.2771 |
0.03478 |
231 |
176 |
46 |
9 |
424 |
Ok, next time they invite us to dinner, we’re going! |
1.2771 |
0.03838 |
231 |
183 |
32 |
16 |
425 |
And you thought the vacation package was a scam. |
1.2767 |
0.03681 |
206 |
157 |
41 |
8 |
426 |
Hey Honey, Orville and Wilbur are back. |
1.2766 |
0.03594 |
235 |
182 |
41 |
12 |
427 |
The Robbins are back |
1.2764 |
0.03716 |
246 |
195 |
34 |
17 |
428 |
Retirement seems to be working for those two |
1.2763 |
0.03719 |
228 |
178 |
37 |
13 |
429 |
i guess redbull does give you wings |
1.2762 |
0.03745 |
239 |
189 |
34 |
16 |
430 |
They're heading north. We should have put the peas in last week. |
1.2760 |
0.03906 |
221 |
175 |
31 |
15 |
431 |
There go the Johnson's for the early bird special, again. |
1.2756 |
0.03644 |
225 |
174 |
40 |
11 |
432 |
...That explains my windshield. |
1.2756 |
0.03855 |
225 |
178 |
32 |
15 |
433 |
Looks like the neighbors decided to plant cannabis this year too. |
1.2754 |
0.03792 |
207 |
160 |
37 |
10 |
434 |
I see the snowbirds are coming back. |
1.2751 |
0.03653 |
229 |
178 |
39 |
12 |
435 |
I guess it’s pigs next…. |
1.2750 |
0.04006 |
200 |
157 |
31 |
12 |
436 |
Yeah, but our Lifestyle keeps us more
grounded! |
1.2744 |
0.03635 |
215 |
165 |
41 |
9 |
437 |
Those AI drones look entirely too lifelike! |
1.2744 |
0.03923 |
215 |
170 |
31 |
14 |
438 |
I just don’t think we can keep up with the Jonses. |
1.2743 |
0.03736 |
226 |
177 |
36 |
13 |
439 |
First drones. Now this. |
1.2741 |
0.03981 |
197 |
154 |
32 |
11 |
440 |
We're going to have to put netting up again if we want to enjoy our tomatoes. |
1.2740 |
0.03837 |
208 |
162 |
35 |
11 |
441 |
It's a bird, it's a plane...oh no, it's Mel and Gladys! |
1.2739 |
0.03575 |
241 |
188 |
40 |
13 |
442 |
The neighbors will be landing shortly !!" |
1.2737 |
0.03870 |
190 |
146 |
36 |
8 |
443 |
They land on the deck again, I'm taking the hose to them. |
1.2736 |
0.03926 |
201 |
157 |
33 |
11 |
444 |
I really hate when your family drops in unannounced! |
1.2736 |
0.03666 |
212 |
163 |
40 |
9 |
445 |
They’ll do anything to get on Nextdoor. |
1.2731 |
0.03680 |
216 |
167 |
39 |
10 |
446 |
They come earlier and earlier every year. |
1.2727 |
0.03625 |
231 |
180 |
39 |
12 |
447 |
Would it kill them to call before they drop in? |
1.2727 |
0.04166 |
209 |
169 |
23 |
17 |
448 |
Somehow they still think we can’t tell when they’re high. |
1.2723 |
0.03875 |
235 |
189 |
28 |
18 |
449 |
...more like poultry in motion |
1.2723 |
0.03712 |
213 |
165 |
38 |
10 |
450 |
Look honey, another sign that spring is here, the snow birds are returning. |
1.2723 |
0.03845 |
202 |
157 |
35 |
10 |
451 |
Another neighborhood ruined by White Flight |
1.2723 |
0.04128 |
191 |
151 |
28 |
12 |
452 |
Great, now the Petersons know we have lettuce. |
1.2722 |
0.04258 |
169 |
132 |
28 |
9 |
453 |
Look, Marge, the loons! The loons! |
1.2719 |
0.03999 |
217 |
174 |
27 |
16 |
454 |
Quick, put the cover over the car! |
1.2718 |
0.03977 |
206 |
163 |
30 |
13 |
455 |
You ever feel like everyone else has cooler hobbies than us? |
1.2717 |
0.03945 |
184 |
142 |
34 |
8 |
456 |
Their weed must have sprouted last year. |
1.2715 |
0.03998 |
221 |
178 |
26 |
17 |
457 |
We may not be having fun, But, Remember, We'll be eating green beans in THREE MONTHS. |
1.2714 |
0.03683 |
210 |
162 |
39 |
9 |
458 |
Unidentified flying assholes. |
1.2713 |
0.04371 |
188 |
152 |
21 |
15 |
459 |
They'd better stay away from our windshield. |
1.2713 |
0.03462 |
247 |
192 |
43 |
12 |
460 |
Get ready for, 'And boy, are my arms tired!' |
1.2710 |
0.03755 |
214 |
167 |
36 |
11 |
461 |
Don’t look up it’s the Canadians. |
1.2708 |
0.03905 |
192 |
149 |
34 |
9 |
462 |
Guess we know who shit on your car |
1.2707 |
0.03944 |
229 |
185 |
26 |
18 |
463 |
Classic Peter Pan Syndrome. |
1.2707 |
0.03985 |
181 |
140 |
33 |
8 |
464 |
New Yorkers again. |
1.2705 |
0.03584 |
244 |
192 |
38 |
14 |
465 |
Am I dreaming, or are the Petermans back early from Florida this year? |
1.2704 |
0.03782 |
196 |
151 |
37 |
8 |
466 |
Somebody should tell them to pull the cord. |
1.2704 |
0.03984 |
196 |
154 |
31 |
11 |
467 |
It must be a woke thing. |
1.2700 |
0.03928 |
200 |
157 |
32 |
11 |
468 |
I guess we can look forward to more insufferable stories about their fabulous trip south next summer. |
1.2700 |
0.03928 |
200 |
157 |
32 |
11 |
469 |
Elon is up to something again |
1.2698 |
0.03854 |
215 |
170 |
32 |
13 |
470 |
Apparently there are more upsides to living in "flyover country" than we were told. |
1.2698 |
0.03798 |
215 |
169 |
34 |
12 |
471 |
I thought that it would be the pigs first. |
1.2698 |
0.04020 |
215 |
173 |
26 |
16 |
472 |
I hear nerds mate for life. |
1.2687 |
0.04036 |
201 |
160 |
28 |
13 |
473 |
Somebody weeded their garden. |
1.2687 |
0.03847 |
201 |
157 |
34 |
10 |
474 |
Don't they know we live next to the skeet shooting range? |
1.2685 |
0.04057 |
216 |
175 |
24 |
17 |
475 |
Looks like the Spirit Airlines has figured out the ultimate cheap flight. |
1.2685 |
0.03782 |
216 |
170 |
34 |
12 |
476 |
Oh no the Canadian royal airforce |
1.2680 |
0.04326 |
194 |
158 |
20 |
16 |
477 |
I wish they would stop selling Red Bull at the convenience store! |
1.2677 |
0.04076 |
198 |
158 |
27 |
13 |
478 |
I see the snowbirds are migrating back from down south |
1.2673 |
0.03593 |
217 |
168 |
40 |
9 |
479 |
It’s not just a feeling. They really ARE just above it all. |
1.2670 |
0.03663 |
221 |
173 |
37 |
11 |
480 |
You know it's spring when the entitled white babblers return. |
1.2669 |
0.03608 |
236 |
186 |
37 |
13 |
481 |
So, does this mean Hell is about to freeze over? |
1.2667 |
0.03852 |
195 |
152 |
34 |
9 |
482 |
Maybe we'd better stop planting. They're flying SOUTH. |
1.2667 |
0.03606 |
210 |
162 |
40 |
8 |
483 |
Looks like the summer camp is doing ‘Peter Pan’ again this year” |
1.2664 |
0.03742 |
214 |
168 |
35 |
11 |
484 |
It seems they are not in the placebo group. |
1.2663 |
0.04058 |
199 |
159 |
27 |
13 |
485 |
Looks like they've finally legalized cannabis. |
1.2663 |
0.04076 |
184 |
145 |
29 |
10 |
486 |
Snowbirds |
1.2661 |
0.03807 |
218 |
173 |
32 |
13 |
487 |
We're gonna need more than just a scarecrow. |
1.2661 |
0.03807 |
218 |
173 |
32 |
13 |
488 |
Do NOT feed them. |
1.2661 |
0.03751 |
218 |
172 |
34 |
12 |
489 |
Well looks like the flying monkeys have finally evolved. |
1.2657 |
0.03825 |
207 |
163 |
33 |
11 |
490 |
Branson and Bezos again. |
1.2657 |
0.03886 |
207 |
164 |
31 |
12 |
491 |
How do we keep up with the Joneses now? |
1.2652 |
0.03644 |
181 |
137 |
40 |
4 |
492 |
Looks like they just raided Mary Lou's marijuana patch. |
1.2651 |
0.03668 |
215 |
168 |
37 |
10 |
493 |
White flight is ruining this neighborhood! |
1.2650 |
0.04281 |
200 |
164 |
19 |
17 |
494 |
Maybe the lettuce nibblers aren't rabbits.” |
1.2647 |
0.03701 |
272 |
224 |
24 |
24 |
495 |
I wonder if they would check for balls on our roof. |
1.2646 |
0.03464 |
223 |
172 |
43 |
8 |
496 |
The Snow Birds are back. |
1.2644 |
0.03685 |
208 |
162 |
37 |
9 |
497 |
Perhaps we could throw in a little cannabis too? |
1.2644 |
0.03685 |
208 |
162 |
37 |
9 |
498 |
It’s amazing how they find their way back home every spring. |
1.2643 |
0.03852 |
227 |
183 |
28 |
16 |
499 |
Must be spring, the snow birds are migrating back to New England. |
1.2642 |
0.04075 |
193 |
154 |
27 |
12 |
500 |
We need to get a new scare crow. |
1.2642 |
0.03876 |
212 |
169 |
30 |
13 |
501 |
I still think gardening is the best hobby for us. |
1.2642 |
0.03513 |
212 |
163 |
42 |
7 |
502 |
Please tell me you parked in the garage. |
1.2642 |
0.03638 |
212 |
165 |
38 |
9 |
503 |
I always thought they were kind of flighty. |
1.2639 |
0.03881 |
216 |
173 |
29 |
14 |
504 |
Looks like we're in for a hard fall. |
1.2634 |
0.04316 |
186 |
151 |
21 |
14 |
505 |
This time, you’re washing the car! |
1.2634 |
0.04037 |
186 |
147 |
29 |
10 |
506 |
The snowbirds have returned. |
1.2634 |
0.04026 |
205 |
165 |
26 |
14 |
507 |
I think they’re just winging it. |
1.2634 |
0.03781 |
205 |
161 |
34 |
10 |
508 |
These gender reveal stunts are getting risky |
1.2634 |
0.03905 |
205 |
163 |
30 |
12 |
509 |
Some days it just doesn't pay to look up. |
1.2632 |
0.03912 |
209 |
167 |
29 |
13 |
510 |
Honey, the Joneses are getting high again. |
1.2629 |
0.03743 |
213 |
168 |
34 |
11 |
511 |
Looks like the Johnsons have migrated back from Florida. |
1.2627 |
0.03638 |
217 |
170 |
37 |
10 |
512 |
I told the kids 5,000 feet! |
1.2621 |
0.03764 |
206 |
162 |
34 |
10 |
513 |
Being shot out of a cannon is SO last century. |
1.2620 |
0.04227 |
187 |
151 |
23 |
13 |
514 |
We’ll need to put up the netting pretty soon. |
1.2619 |
0.03654 |
210 |
164 |
37 |
9 |
515 |
So why are they so happy their chutes didn't open |
1.2619 |
0.03776 |
210 |
166 |
33 |
11 |
516 |
They should have pulled the cord a while ago. |
1.2618 |
0.03746 |
191 |
148 |
36 |
7 |
517 |
Oh look, the Hendersons are off to Capistrano |
1.2618 |
0.03960 |
191 |
151 |
30 |
10 |
518 |
We need bigger feeders. |
1.2618 |
0.03960 |
191 |
151 |
30 |
10 |
519 |
I wish we had an HOA. |
1.2615 |
0.03766 |
195 |
152 |
35 |
8 |
520 |
Well, at least the airlines haven't cancelled flights of fancy! |
1.2614 |
0.04186 |
176 |
140 |
26 |
10 |
521 |
I see the snowbirds are back again. |
1.2613 |
0.03850 |
199 |
157 |
32 |
10 |
522 |
It's called jumping to a conclusion. |
1.2611 |
0.04121 |
180 |
143 |
27 |
10 |
523 |
They spend the damn winter in Arizona and expect us to welcome them with open arms! |
1.2611 |
0.03968 |
180 |
141 |
31 |
8 |
524 |
I assume the garden club is aware that the Mortensons are cultivating marijuana. |
1.2611 |
0.04224 |
203 |
167 |
19 |
17 |
525 |
One year we're going to find out what they're growing. |
1.2609 |
0.03871 |
207 |
165 |
30 |
12 |
526 |
Careful up there,Icarus. |
1.2609 |
0.04203 |
184 |
148 |
24 |
12 |
527 |
Alice said they would be flying home today. |
1.2606 |
0.04139 |
188 |
151 |
25 |
12 |
528 |
Get the hose. |
1.2604 |
0.03579 |
192 |
147 |
40 |
5 |
529 |
They're early this year. |
1.2603 |
0.03779 |
219 |
175 |
31 |
13 |
530 |
They identify as birds. |
1.2602 |
0.04147 |
196 |
159 |
23 |
14 |
531 |
I'm tired of the Joneses. |
1.2600 |
0.03631 |
200 |
155 |
38 |
7 |
532 |
Climate change. The snowbirds come back earlier every year. |
1.2600 |
0.04087 |
200 |
162 |
24 |
14 |
533 |
Those corporate vultures are hovering again. |
1.2600 |
0.04025 |
200 |
161 |
26 |
13 |
534 |
They’re headed straight for the trampoline. |
1.2596 |
0.03974 |
208 |
168 |
26 |
14 |
535 |
I swear, if they do that 'boy are my arms tired' joke again.... |
1.2596 |
0.03697 |
235 |
189 |
31 |
15 |
536 |
I think Tom and Gale started seeing that marriage counselor. |
1.2595 |
0.03737 |
185 |
143 |
36 |
6 |
537 |
They winter in Mexico, but they nest in the Poconos |
1.2594 |
0.03685 |
212 |
167 |
35 |
10 |
538 |
Man, those no-frills airlines sure have stripped back on the luxuries. |
1.2593 |
0.04119 |
189 |
152 |
25 |
12 |
539 |
Spring's here when you see the Finches fly back from Boca. |
1.2591 |
0.03854 |
193 |
152 |
32 |
9 |
540 |
Has it really been seventeen years? |
1.2591 |
0.03638 |
193 |
149 |
38 |
6 |
541 |
Yeah, but can they wordle? |
1.2591 |
0.04125 |
193 |
156 |
24 |
13 |
542 |
I heard they are having sex again. |
1.2588 |
0.04197 |
170 |
135 |
26 |
9 |
543 |
Snowbirds coming back. |
1.2585 |
0.03766 |
205 |
162 |
33 |
10 |
544 |
You can tell it's spring when the snowbirds return. |
1.2584 |
0.04067 |
178 |
141 |
28 |
9 |
545 |
What do you think they planted? |
1.2582 |
0.03788 |
213 |
170 |
31 |
12 |
546 |
So THAT'S who shit on the car. |
1.2581 |
0.04162 |
186 |
150 |
24 |
12 |
547 |
Now that's taking No-Frills Airlines too far! |
1.2579 |
0.03962 |
190 |
151 |
29 |
10 |
548 |
I thought Jim's was just a fly-by-night operation |
1.2579 |
0.03819 |
190 |
149 |
33 |
8 |
549 |
Let's guess what they're growing. |
1.2578 |
0.03480 |
225 |
176 |
40 |
9 |
550 |
Is it me, or do they arrive a little earlier every spring? |
1.2577 |
0.03837 |
194 |
153 |
32 |
9 |
551 |
So much for Trump's Wall. |
1.2576 |
0.04171 |
198 |
162 |
21 |
15 |
552 |
But can it compare with the thrill of that first ripe tomato? |
1.2575 |
0.04492 |
167 |
136 |
19 |
12 |
553 |
I swear the Snowbirds are returning to Canada earlier every year. |
1.2574 |
0.03668 |
202 |
158 |
36 |
8 |
554 |
Do you see what I think I see? |
1.2571 |
0.04029 |
175 |
138 |
29 |
8 |
555 |
We're gonna need one helluva scarecrow. |
1.2570 |
0.04106 |
214 |
177 |
19 |
18 |
556 |
At least they're enjoying what little time they have left. |
1.2570 |
0.04488 |
179 |
148 |
16 |
15 |
557 |
How do we keep up with that? |
1.2570 |
0.03724 |
179 |
138 |
36 |
5 |
558 |
They said this wasn’t supposed to happen until 2075… |
1.2568 |
0.04134 |
183 |
147 |
25 |
11 |
559 |
Would prefer "helicopter parents" to helicopter neighbors. |
1.2567 |
0.04211 |
187 |
152 |
22 |
13 |
560 |
So that's why we are always refilling the feeder. |
1.2565 |
0.04148 |
191 |
155 |
23 |
13 |
561 |
I see the Wilsons took up birding... |
1.2564 |
0.04087 |
195 |
158 |
24 |
13 |
562 |
Living in a flyover state is more exciting than people assume. |
1.2562 |
0.03783 |
203 |
161 |
32 |
10 |
563 |
Traffic must be bad on the expressway again today |
1.2559 |
0.03624 |
211 |
166 |
36 |
9 |
564 |
I see the snow birds have returned from Florida. |
1.2558 |
0.04235 |
172 |
138 |
24 |
10 |
565 |
Birdseed on their cereal has really worked out well for them. |
1.2557 |
0.04009 |
176 |
139 |
29 |
8 |
566 |
I'm so glad we are grounded, unlike the Thompsons. |
1.2554 |
0.03892 |
184 |
145 |
31 |
8 |
567 |
Looks like the snowbirds have started migrating. |
1.2553 |
0.04053 |
188 |
151 |
26 |
11 |
568 |
Last year they got my carrots. |
1.2552 |
0.03855 |
192 |
152 |
31 |
9 |
569 |
Looks like Senator Cruz is flying south for the winter. |
1.2552 |
0.03994 |
192 |
154 |
27 |
11 |
570 |
That wasn't in the forecast. |
1.2552 |
0.03561 |
192 |
148 |
39 |
5 |
571 |
Back from Boca. Right on time. |
1.2551 |
0.03590 |
196 |
152 |
38 |
6 |
572 |
I just hate it when they come back in spring. |
1.2550 |
0.03614 |
200 |
156 |
37 |
7 |
573 |
Bill and Mary are back from Florida early this year. |
1.2550 |
0.03883 |
200 |
160 |
29 |
11 |
574 |
Get the scarecrow out, Martha. They're at it again. |
1.2550 |
0.03683 |
200 |
157 |
35 |
8 |
575 |
So help me, if they crap on the car again... |
1.2549 |
0.03954 |
204 |
165 |
26 |
13 |
576 |
It really is spring. The snowbirds have returned. |
1.2547 |
0.03608 |
212 |
167 |
36 |
9 |
577 |
And just last week I saw pigs flying. |
1.2545 |
0.04354 |
165 |
133 |
22 |
10 |
578 |
The Crows are at it again. |
1.2544 |
0.03849 |
169 |
131 |
33 |
5 |
579 |
The Wilsons seem lighter now that they're empty nesters. |
1.2542 |
0.03989 |
177 |
140 |
29 |
8 |
580 |
Their hobbies are so much more interesting than ours. |
1.2541 |
0.03796 |
185 |
145 |
33 |
7 |
581 |
You were right! Your parents are "dropping in" for a vist. |
1.2540 |
0.03668 |
189 |
147 |
36 |
6 |
582 |
I see the snowbirds are back from Florida. |
1.2538 |
0.03785 |
197 |
156 |
32 |
9 |
583 |
Well, the Johnsons are back from Florida early this year. |
1.2537 |
0.03667 |
201 |
158 |
35 |
8 |
584 |
Maybe they don't have real I.D.s.. |
1.2537 |
0.03734 |
201 |
159 |
33 |
9 |
585 |
Snow birds, right on time. |
1.2529 |
0.04029 |
174 |
138 |
28 |
8 |
586 |
Yah, but now there are no more phone booths to change in. |
1.2527 |
0.04281 |
182 |
149 |
20 |
13 |
587 |
I think we're going to need bigger hats! |
1.2527 |
0.03987 |
182 |
145 |
28 |
9 |
588 |
Ahhhh spring...when the Keppelmans return from Tampa. |
1.2527 |
0.03987 |
182 |
145 |
28 |
9 |
589 |
"There's no keeping up with the Joneses anymore." |
1.2527 |
0.03855 |
186 |
147 |
31 |
8 |
590 |
Looks like the neighbors are getting high again. |
1.2526 |
0.03651 |
190 |
148 |
36 |
6 |
591 |
We must ask them where they go sometime. |
1.2526 |
0.03727 |
190 |
149 |
34 |
7 |
592 |
Martha, which mushrooms were in the casserole? |
1.2526 |
0.03945 |
190 |
152 |
28 |
10 |
593 |
I tried to explain why it's impossible, but they wouldn't listen... |
1.2526 |
0.03749 |
194 |
153 |
33 |
8 |
594 |
Every time I wash the damn car... |
1.2526 |
0.03957 |
194 |
156 |
27 |
11 |
595 |
Don’t forget to put up the scarecrows. |
1.2525 |
0.03768 |
198 |
157 |
32 |
9 |
596 |
I guess it is spring, the Schutlzs are migrating from Florida. |
1.2524 |
0.03471 |
206 |
160 |
40 |
6 |
597 |
Now that's a hobby. |
1.2524 |
0.03734 |
206 |
164 |
32 |
10 |
598 |
Oh, look! The first Fennimores of the spring! |
1.2515 |
0.04467 |
163 |
133 |
19 |
11 |
599 |
Snowbirds returning. |
1.2515 |
0.04237 |
171 |
138 |
23 |
10 |
600 |
I think we're going to need a bigger bird bath. |
1.2515 |
0.04155 |
171 |
137 |
25 |
9 |
601 |
Remember not to park under the big maple. |
1.2515 |
0.04155 |
171 |
137 |
25 |
9 |
602 |
So that's why their lawn is a mess. |
1.2514 |
0.03653 |
183 |
142 |
36 |
5 |
603 |
Martha, I don’t think we can keep up with the Joneses anymore. |
1.2513 |
0.04055 |
187 |
151 |
25 |
11 |
604 |
I don't care if they identify as birds but they need to stop leaving their droppings on the statues. |
1.2513 |
0.04071 |
195 |
159 |
23 |
13 |
605 |
I think it's Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon. They are headed for yet another predictable crash. |
1.2513 |
0.03818 |
199 |
159 |
30 |
10 |
606 |
I hate when they just drop in |
1.2512 |
0.03702 |
203 |
161 |
33 |
9 |
607 |
The Vegans are back? Hide the legumes! |
1.2500 |
0.03768 |
180 |
141 |
33 |
6 |
608 |
I see the Jensen's are flying back from Florida. |
1.2500 |
0.04367 |
168 |
137 |
20 |
11 |
609 |
FOX is saying they're Chinese Balloons. |
1.2500 |
0.04148 |
176 |
142 |
24 |
10 |
610 |
Quick! Hand me my slingshot. |
1.2500 |
0.03785 |
196 |
156 |
31 |
9 |
611 |
That's just Tucker Carlson and that Kari person flying off to their Alternative Universe |
1.2500 |
0.04226 |
176 |
143 |
22 |
11 |
612 |
You know spring is here when the neighborhoods are flying back from Florida. |
1.2500 |
0.03766 |
192 |
152 |
32 |
8 |
613 |
I wonder if they know that the windmills are on today |
1.2500 |
0.03921 |
196 |
158 |
27 |
11 |
614 |
This anti-science movement has really taken off. |
1.2500 |
0.03853 |
196 |
157 |
29 |
10 |
615 |
Oh, no! The "snow birds" are returning from Florida, and we'll have to listen to every wonderful moment they've had. |
1.2500 |
0.03734 |
200 |
159 |
32 |
9 |
616 |
Damn tourists. |
1.2500 |
0.03795 |
184 |
145 |
32 |
7 |
617 |
Nobody was nibbling at our plants. They were smokin’ them. |
1.2500 |
0.04133 |
172 |
138 |
25 |
9 |
618 |
Sure beats flying commercial. |
1.2500 |
0.04069 |
176 |
141 |
26 |
9 |
619 |
Must be nice not to have kids. |
1.2500 |
0.03846 |
168 |
131 |
32 |
5 |
620 |
And they seemed so down to earth! |
1.2500 |
0.04693 |
156 |
129 |
15 |
12 |
621 |
If I hear one more chorus of "Come fly with me" I am shooting them down! |
1.2500 |
0.04308 |
184 |
152 |
18 |
14 |
622 |
No doubt the effects of our cannabis crop." |
1.2500 |
0.03685 |
180 |
140 |
35 |
5 |
623 |
Well, I guess it beats United Airlines.” |
1.2500 |
0.04115 |
168 |
134 |
26 |
8 |
624 |
Maybe we should just start growing normal herbs instead. |
1.2500 |
0.03768 |
180 |
141 |
33 |
6 |
625 |
Looks like the lawyers are flocking to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2488 |
0.03922 |
205 |
167 |
25 |
13 |
626 |
Cover your head |
1.2488 |
0.03511 |
201 |
157 |
38 |
6 |
627 |
are those cloud engineers? |
1.2487 |
0.03748 |
193 |
153 |
32 |
8 |
628 |
This time of year is just magical - the return of the snowbirds. |
1.2487 |
0.03873 |
189 |
151 |
29 |
9 |
629 |
I see your folks are popping in for one of their surprise visits. |
1.2487 |
0.03945 |
189 |
152 |
27 |
10 |
630 |
Ugh, gravity deniers! |
1.2486 |
0.03777 |
185 |
146 |
32 |
7 |
631 |
Maybe we should put the car in the garage. I just washed it. |
1.2486 |
0.04280 |
177 |
145 |
20 |
12 |
632 |
Oh yea, the ornithologists convention is this weekend. |
1.2486 |
0.04029 |
173 |
138 |
27 |
8 |
633 |
The Sullivans sure have that empty nest thing figured out. |
1.2486 |
0.04350 |
173 |
142 |
19 |
12 |
634 |
I swear, if that's Fred and Lisa, we're moving. I won't listen to one more amazing thing they did at game night." |
1.2484 |
0.04408 |
161 |
131 |
20 |
10 |
635 |
I’m not sure a scarecrow will work. |
1.2484 |
0.04006 |
157 |
123 |
29 |
5 |
636 |
Oh damn, not again, I just washed the car! |
1.2475 |
0.04015 |
198 |
162 |
23 |
13 |
637 |
Vulture capitalists are eating the neighborhood alive! |
1.2475 |
0.03818 |
198 |
159 |
29 |
10 |
638 |
Isn't it a bit early for the Snowbirds to be migrating up North from Florida? |
1.2475 |
0.03467 |
198 |
154 |
39 |
5 |
639 |
Screw this! Let's plant what they're smoking. |
1.2473 |
0.04191 |
182 |
149 |
21 |
12 |
640 |
Their hobby looks more fun. |
1.2472 |
0.03949 |
178 |
142 |
28 |
8 |
641 |
Are you sure you want to keep up with the Joneses? |
1.2472 |
0.03867 |
178 |
141 |
30 |
7 |
642 |
What mushrooms did you put in the stew? |
1.2471 |
0.04009 |
174 |
139 |
27 |
8 |
643 |
It's some new drug he said he takes. |
1.2471 |
0.03985 |
170 |
135 |
28 |
7 |
644 |
Billionaires. |
1.2470 |
0.04224 |
166 |
134 |
23 |
9 |
645 |
I hate the way they just drop in. |
1.2469 |
0.03823 |
162 |
126 |
32 |
4 |
646 |
Is it 4:20 already? |
1.2468 |
0.04182 |
158 |
126 |
25 |
7 |
647 |
And I thought the deer were going to be a problem. |
1.2468 |
0.03776 |
158 |
122 |
33 |
3 |
648 |
We’re going to need a better scarecrow. |
1.2464 |
0.03765 |
207 |
167 |
29 |
11 |
649 |
We literally can't keep up with the Joneses. |
1.2463 |
0.03685 |
203 |
162 |
32 |
9 |
650 |
maybe we should keep the kids away from the fertilizer |
1.2461 |
0.03908 |
191 |
154 |
27 |
10 |
651 |
Looks like we can take down our fences now,” Harold. |
1.2461 |
0.03765 |
191 |
152 |
31 |
8 |
652 |
They're smiling now, but wait a split second. |
1.2460 |
0.03664 |
187 |
147 |
34 |
6 |
653 |
I swear to God, they shit on my car one more time..... |
1.2460 |
0.04037 |
187 |
152 |
24 |
11 |
654 |
Well, at least they're off their phones. |
1.2459 |
0.03794 |
183 |
145 |
31 |
7 |
655 |
They must be loons. |
1.2459 |
0.04098 |
183 |
149 |
23 |
11 |
656 |
Clearly, theirs has a much higher THC content. |
1.2458 |
0.04162 |
179 |
146 |
22 |
11 |
657 |
Don't worry. It's only the Republicans going south. |
1.2458 |
0.04310 |
179 |
148 |
18 |
13 |
658 |
Did you tell the Lindbergh’s to drop in anytime? |
1.2456 |
0.03787 |
171 |
134 |
32 |
5 |
659 |
We need to dream bigger. |
1.2456 |
0.04217 |
171 |
139 |
22 |
10 |
660 |
Looks like Bob and Sally are into the gummies again. |
1.2456 |
0.04134 |
171 |
138 |
24 |
9 |
661 |
Looks like the Martins are back early this year. |
1.2456 |
0.03964 |
171 |
136 |
28 |
7 |
662 |
Oh look honey! Snow Birds! |
1.2453 |
0.04061 |
159 |
126 |
27 |
6 |
663 |
Geeeze, Bob and Shirley are higher than kites again! |
1.2452 |
0.04327 |
155 |
125 |
22 |
8 |
664 |
Oh no, not those Chinese spy divers again! |
1.2452 |
0.04327 |
155 |
125 |
22 |
8 |
665 |
It must be spring. The assholes are back. |
1.2446 |
0.04078 |
184 |
150 |
23 |
11 |
666 |
So I guess Rick never got that golden parachute he hoped for after the merger, huh? |
1.2446 |
0.04360 |
184 |
154 |
15 |
15 |
667 |
Those Canadians! |
1.2444 |
0.04065 |
180 |
146 |
24 |
10 |
668 |
Ah, I keep forgetting the neighbors are bird people. |
1.2444 |
0.03909 |
180 |
144 |
28 |
8 |
669 |
We'll be empty nesters before you know it. |
1.2439 |
0.04335 |
164 |
134 |
20 |
10 |
670 |
What if we were naked? |
1.2437 |
0.03940 |
160 |
126 |
29 |
5 |
671 |
Do you ever get the feeling that we are chumps? |
1.2437 |
0.03940 |
160 |
126 |
29 |
5 |
672 |
Well, they always seemed flighty... |
1.2437 |
0.04411 |
160 |
131 |
19 |
10 |
673 |
Maybe we do need a scarecrow. |
1.2437 |
0.03681 |
197 |
157 |
32 |
8 |
674 |
We simply can’t keep up with the Droneses anymore. |
1.2436 |
0.04581 |
156 |
129 |
16 |
11 |
675 |
Before the Hendricks moved in, everyone respected gravity. |
1.2435 |
0.03582 |
193 |
152 |
35 |
6 |
676 |
Didn"t see that in the forecast. |
1.2435 |
0.03802 |
193 |
155 |
29 |
9 |
677 |
Remember to laugh at "And boy are my arms tired." |
1.2432 |
0.03835 |
185 |
148 |
29 |
8 |
678 |
I knew they got high a lot but not that high! |
1.2428 |
0.03923 |
173 |
138 |
28 |
7 |
679 |
It's always a sign of the season when the Solomons return to Capistrano. |
1.2426 |
0.03751 |
202 |
163 |
29 |
10 |
680 |
Makes me wonder what’s in their garden. |
1.2423 |
0.03640 |
194 |
154 |
33 |
7 |
681 |
Jane, please tell me the truth about what you put in the brownies. |
1.2422 |
0.04386 |
161 |
132 |
19 |
10 |
682 |
But I thought we were waiting for pigs to do that |
1.2421 |
0.04049 |
190 |
156 |
22 |
12 |
683 |
This magic mushroom trend is getting out of hand. |
1.2419 |
0.03892 |
186 |
150 |
27 |
9 |
684 |
Guess we’re gonna need a bigger scarecrow. |
1.2419 |
0.04249 |
186 |
155 |
17 |
14 |
685 |
Southwest must have cancelled a bunch of flights again. |
1.2418 |
0.04150 |
153 |
122 |
25 |
6 |
686 |
Their way of spending quality time together seems slightly more invigorating than ours. |
1.2418 |
0.04252 |
153 |
123 |
23 |
7 |
687 |
So the Hendersons are finally going to Capistrano. |
1.2418 |
0.03792 |
182 |
145 |
30 |
7 |
688 |
I told you there would be unintended consequences of A.I. |
1.2418 |
0.04100 |
182 |
149 |
22 |
11 |
689 |
Greater Spotted Hendersons, the smug look on the male gives it away. |
1.2418 |
0.04025 |
182 |
148 |
24 |
10 |
690 |
No Mary Jane, that's a whole different kind of pot |
1.2418 |
0.04025 |
182 |
148 |
24 |
10 |
691 |
So, what happened to the flying cars? |
1.2416 |
0.04113 |
149 |
118 |
26 |
5 |
692 |
Doesn’t look like a bird or a plane. |
1.2416 |
0.03846 |
178 |
142 |
29 |
7 |
693 |
The Johnsons...they were drones even before they could fly. |
1.2414 |
0.03987 |
174 |
140 |
26 |
8 |
694 |
They don’t quack like ducks. |
1.2414 |
0.03601 |
203 |
162 |
33 |
8 |
695 |
Those Red Bull ads are getting more and more realistic |
1.2412 |
0.03851 |
199 |
162 |
26 |
11 |
696 |
Looks like the Andersons have overcome their fear of flying. |
1.2412 |
0.03716 |
199 |
160 |
30 |
9 |
697 |
Out with the helicopter parents, in with the Zoomers. |
1.2412 |
0.04218 |
170 |
139 |
21 |
10 |
698 |
Sweetums, we're gonna need stronger pesticide. |
1.2412 |
0.03963 |
170 |
136 |
27 |
7 |
699 |
I don't mind guests getting high but I hate when they show up that way. |
1.2410 |
0.03767 |
195 |
157 |
29 |
9 |
700 |
I guess Pigs can fly |
1.2410 |
0.03933 |
166 |
132 |
28 |
6 |
701 |
Which edible did you give me? |
1.2410 |
0.04114 |
166 |
134 |
24 |
8 |
702 |
Snow birds are on their way home! |
1.2406 |
0.03873 |
187 |
151 |
27 |
9 |
703 |
I'd rather have the crows. |
1.2406 |
0.03482 |
187 |
146 |
37 |
4 |
704 |
WOW! The flying Wallenda's have really improved their show. |
1.2406 |
0.03798 |
187 |
150 |
29 |
8 |
705 |
Looks like Ralph is having his recurring dream. |
1.2405 |
0.04346 |
158 |
129 |
20 |
9 |
706 |
Sometimes I wish I was gay. |
1.2405 |
0.04346 |
158 |
129 |
20 |
9 |
707 |
Honey where’s the scareperson |
1.2405 |
0.04346 |
158 |
129 |
20 |
9 |
708 |
Ugh! Our neighbors are circling a carcass. |
1.2404 |
0.04079 |
183 |
150 |
22 |
11 |
709 |
I hate it when your parents jump drop in" |
1.2404 |
0.04005 |
183 |
149 |
24 |
10 |
710 |
I have to try a different edible |
1.2404 |
0.03773 |
183 |
146 |
30 |
7 |
711 |
Bit early for empty nesters. |
1.2404 |
0.03475 |
208 |
165 |
36 |
7 |
712 |
If you think that’s bad Madge, wait until you see how the airlines delivers their luggage. |
1.2403 |
0.04612 |
154 |
128 |
15 |
11 |
713 |
More gravity deniers. |
1.2402 |
0.04142 |
179 |
147 |
21 |
11 |
714 |
Oh no, the neighbors are high again. |
1.2400 |
0.04129 |
175 |
143 |
22 |
10 |
715 |
I don’t know, I think I would have chosen invisibility. |
1.2400 |
0.04129 |
175 |
143 |
22 |
10 |
716 |
It's raining men. Hallelujah. |
1.2400 |
0.03883 |
175 |
140 |
28 |
7 |
717 |
I wonder if they mate for life? |
1.2398 |
0.03819 |
196 |
159 |
27 |
10 |
718 |
Not what I was expecting when your brothers said they were flying in today. |
1.2398 |
0.04028 |
171 |
138 |
25 |
8 |
719 |
First Roberts of the spring |
1.2398 |
0.04113 |
171 |
139 |
23 |
9 |
720 |
They were bumped from their flight. |
1.2398 |
0.04028 |
171 |
138 |
25 |
8 |
721 |
I still say that their landing strip violates our zoning. |
1.2397 |
0.04486 |
146 |
119 |
19 |
8 |
722 |
I thought Bob only flapped his lips. |
1.2395 |
0.04265 |
167 |
137 |
20 |
10 |
723 |
I think Jay and Robin are going a little overboard with the self-actualization |
1.2395 |
0.04092 |
167 |
135 |
24 |
8 |
724 |
I used to work with both of them a few years ago. Even then they were known as drones. |
1.2394 |
0.03927 |
188 |
153 |
25 |
10 |
725 |
Well, come August they will be telling the same old stories about celebrity sightings in Tampa, but we’ll be the ones with homegrown tomatoes and basil. |
1.2393 |
0.03876 |
163 |
129 |
29 |
5 |
726 |
We're gonna have to repurpose the scarecrow. |
1.2393 |
0.03972 |
163 |
130 |
27 |
6 |
727 |
Big deal, they went south for the winter. |
1.2391 |
0.03985 |
184 |
150 |
24 |
10 |
728 |
Yep, it's them. The Snowbirds are coming back to town. |
1.2391 |
0.03910 |
184 |
149 |
26 |
9 |
729 |
Oh crap! Is the rapture today? |
1.2389 |
0.04121 |
180 |
148 |
21 |
11 |
730 |
I wonder what they're growing in their garden. |
1.2387 |
0.04203 |
155 |
125 |
23 |
7 |
731 |
I told you this stuff is legal. |
1.2386 |
0.04028 |
176 |
143 |
24 |
9 |
732 |
Wow, they weren't lying when they said they'd found a way to pollinate their garden without bees. |
1.2386 |
0.03692 |
176 |
139 |
32 |
5 |
733 |
You got to love Amazon. |
1.2384 |
0.04378 |
151 |
123 |
20 |
8 |
734 |
Makes sense. Growing up, they were never grounded. |
1.2384 |
0.04091 |
172 |
140 |
23 |
9 |
735 |
We'll never be able to keep up with the Joneses! |
1.2383 |
0.03563 |
193 |
153 |
34 |
6 |
736 |
uh hun, I don’t think that was mint we planted |
1.2383 |
0.03854 |
193 |
157 |
26 |
10 |
737 |
I hope they don’t want to crash at our house again. |
1.2381 |
0.03891 |
168 |
134 |
28 |
6 |
738 |
The vegans are out hunting for dinner again. |
1.2381 |
0.03982 |
168 |
135 |
26 |
7 |
739 |
Talk about white flight. |
1.2378 |
0.03576 |
185 |
146 |
34 |
5 |
740 |
I want their retirement life |
1.2378 |
0.03855 |
164 |
130 |
29 |
5 |
741 |
We should really cut back on the mushrooms |
1.2378 |
0.04136 |
164 |
133 |
23 |
8 |
742 |
Couples therapy flight school. We should try it. |
1.2378 |
0.03855 |
164 |
130 |
29 |
5 |
743 |
Why don't we ever buy Red Bull? |
1.2376 |
0.03870 |
181 |
146 |
27 |
8 |
744 |
Canadians flying North. Must really be Spring. |
1.2375 |
0.03914 |
160 |
127 |
28 |
5 |
745 |
It must be Spring. The Berg's are in flight. |
1.2375 |
0.03914 |
160 |
127 |
28 |
5 |
746 |
I wish we had their retirement planner |
1.2375 |
0.03812 |
160 |
126 |
30 |
4 |
747 |
I know they said they'd "drop by," but this is ridiculous. |
1.2375 |
0.04205 |
160 |
130 |
22 |
8 |
748 |
I thought rapture was next week. |
1.2375 |
0.04297 |
160 |
131 |
20 |
9 |
749 |
We’re going to need one hell of a scarecrow. |
1.2373 |
0.04165 |
177 |
146 |
20 |
11 |
750 |
I’m guessing ‘spirit’ air… Of course the bags fly free. |
1.2372 |
0.04179 |
156 |
126 |
23 |
7 |
751 |
Oh yeah, I heard they quit Twitter. |
1.2372 |
0.04277 |
156 |
127 |
21 |
8 |
752 |
I miss the days it was only bird poop you needed to clean off your windshield |
1.2371 |
0.04039 |
194 |
161 |
20 |
13 |
753 |
We'd better get the car in the garage. |
1.2368 |
0.03744 |
190 |
153 |
29 |
8 |
754 |
I see the Robins are back. |
1.2368 |
0.04451 |
152 |
125 |
18 |
9 |
755 |
I don't think we'll be keeping up with the Joneses anymore. |
1.2367 |
0.04048 |
169 |
137 |
24 |
8 |
756 |
I've heard that they're clean-energy fanatics. |
1.2367 |
0.03488 |
169 |
131 |
36 |
2 |
757 |
Looks like the Gold Parachute CEO migration is happening early this year, honey. |
1.2366 |
0.03872 |
186 |
151 |
26 |
9 |
758 |
They're Aires |
1.2365 |
0.03995 |
148 |
117 |
27 |
4 |
759 |
You get the feeling we’re planting the wrong type of mushroom? |
1.2364 |
0.04458 |
165 |
138 |
15 |
12 |
760 |
I believe it's Ted Cruz and his wife returning from wintering in Cancun. |
1.2364 |
0.04374 |
165 |
137 |
17 |
11 |
761 |
OH NO ! I forgot I invited them to “drop in anytime “. |
1.2361 |
0.04406 |
144 |
117 |
20 |
7 |
762 |
Honey, did you put out the glue traps? They’re back. |
1.2360 |
0.03991 |
161 |
129 |
26 |
6 |
763 |
Uh-Oh! Here comes another pair of students failing the final exam for that online parachute school! |
1.2360 |
0.03893 |
161 |
128 |
28 |
5 |
764 |
We should plant whatever they've been growing! |
1.2360 |
0.03655 |
178 |
141 |
32 |
5 |
765 |
What kind of mushrooms did you say these are? |
1.2359 |
0.03677 |
195 |
157 |
30 |
8 |
766 |
Uh…dang…I know you said only one brownie babe but… no, nevermind… |
1.2356 |
0.04130 |
174 |
143 |
21 |
10 |
767 |
Time share salespeople, the first sign of summer. |
1.2353 |
0.04112 |
170 |
139 |
22 |
9 |
768 |
Keeping up with the Joneses gets harder and harder. |
1.2353 |
0.03850 |
170 |
136 |
28 |
6 |
769 |
Sure, their fares are low, but they make up for it by nickel and diming you to death. |
1.2353 |
0.04425 |
153 |
126 |
18 |
9 |
770 |
I suppose they forgot to turn off airplane mode. |
1.2353 |
0.04112 |
170 |
139 |
22 |
9 |
771 |
Tell me more about those mushrooms we've just eaten |
1.2350 |
0.03671 |
183 |
146 |
31 |
6 |
772 |
That should be the last snowbirds returning from Florida. |
1.2350 |
0.03589 |
183 |
145 |
33 |
5 |
773 |
I guess Peter and Wendy are back from Florida. |
1.2350 |
0.03909 |
183 |
149 |
25 |
9 |
774 |
If the kids are back they must have run out of money. |
1.2349 |
0.03814 |
166 |
132 |
29 |
5 |
775 |
Damn it, Perkins, I just washed that car. |
1.2346 |
0.03967 |
179 |
146 |
24 |
9 |
776 |
I think the mushrooms are kicking in. |
1.2346 |
0.03967 |
179 |
146 |
24 |
9 |
777 |
Uh-oh… looks like Ted and Glenda forgot something… |
1.2346 |
0.03967 |
179 |
146 |
24 |
9 |
778 |
Looks like the snowbirds are heading home |
1.2346 |
0.04158 |
162 |
132 |
22 |
8 |
779 |
They had to use their miles or lose their credits. |
1.2346 |
0.03969 |
162 |
130 |
26 |
6 |
780 |
I don't like the way the Ruperts are flying over my car. |
1.2346 |
0.03969 |
162 |
130 |
26 |
6 |
781 |
They've always been above it all. |
1.2344 |
0.03635 |
192 |
154 |
31 |
7 |
782 |
I hope they don't nest in our attic again. |
1.2344 |
0.03992 |
192 |
159 |
21 |
12 |
783 |
Millennials, Margery! They are coming back to roost. |
1.2343 |
0.04028 |
175 |
143 |
23 |
9 |
784 |
Shouldn't the Muellers' chutes opened by now? |
1.2343 |
0.03775 |
175 |
140 |
29 |
6 |
785 |
Well, they always did say the Johnsons were a little flighty. |
1.2342 |
0.03931 |
158 |
126 |
27 |
5 |
786 |
Just when I thought we caught up with the Joneses. |
1.2339 |
0.04091 |
171 |
140 |
22 |
9 |
787 |
The empty nesters are back. |
1.2339 |
0.04336 |
171 |
143 |
16 |
12 |
788 |
Look. It's the first Robinsons of spring. |
1.2339 |
0.04174 |
171 |
141 |
20 |
10 |
789 |
In the end, we're all compost. |
1.2338 |
0.03994 |
154 |
123 |
26 |
5 |
790 |
Snowbirds are back. |
1.2337 |
0.03813 |
184 |
149 |
27 |
8 |
791 |
Probably the Chinese again. |
1.2337 |
0.04040 |
184 |
152 |
21 |
11 |
792 |
April showers bring May superpowers. |
1.2335 |
0.04156 |
167 |
137 |
21 |
9 |
793 |
Look, another attempt by AI to humanize spy drones |
1.2335 |
0.04242 |
167 |
138 |
19 |
10 |
794 |
Told you our new neighbours were high flyers. |
1.2335 |
0.03979 |
167 |
135 |
25 |
7 |
795 |
Is that Sally Field?? |
1.2333 |
0.03868 |
180 |
146 |
26 |
8 |
796 |
The Johnson's' always did strive for upward mobility. |
1.2333 |
0.04479 |
150 |
124 |
17 |
9 |
797 |
I feel nostalgic for the days when all we had to worry about were drones. |
1.2332 |
0.03692 |
193 |
156 |
29 |
8 |
798 |
I think they've made some advancements in hallucinagens... |
1.2331 |
0.04225 |
163 |
134 |
20 |
9 |
799 |
We need a better hobbie |
1.2330 |
0.04087 |
176 |
145 |
21 |
10 |
800 |
The Capistranos are returning early this year. |
1.2327 |
0.04204 |
159 |
130 |
21 |
8 |
801 |
Well, that explains the broken glass in the patio door. |
1.2327 |
0.04297 |
159 |
131 |
19 |
9 |
802 |
The FAA is gonna have a field day with this |
1.2327 |
0.04010 |
159 |
128 |
25 |
6 |
803 |
Sure sign of spring, the Jones are flying up from Florida. |
1.2326 |
0.03810 |
172 |
138 |
28 |
6 |
804 |
Am I high or are they? |
1.2326 |
0.04069 |
172 |
141 |
22 |
9 |
805 |
First it was the Jones's, now we have to keep up with the Wrights. |
1.2326 |
0.03985 |
172 |
140 |
24 |
8 |
806 |
They must be 'empty-nesters'... |
1.2324 |
0.03716 |
185 |
149 |
29 |
7 |
807 |
They are always snooping. |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
808 |
Behold the return of the snowbirds. |
1.2323 |
0.03864 |
155 |
123 |
28 |
4 |
809 |
Someone has overdone the genetic engineering. |
1.2323 |
0.04373 |
155 |
128 |
18 |
9 |
810 |
Looks like the Bracknells are back from Florida. |
1.2323 |
0.04177 |
155 |
126 |
22 |
7 |
811 |
I’d heard that the Smiths fly south for the winter… |
1.2321 |
0.04134 |
168 |
138 |
21 |
9 |
812 |
I feel like we moved to the wrong metaverse. |
1.2321 |
0.03867 |
168 |
135 |
27 |
6 |
813 |
They bought Apple when it was $8 a share. |
1.2321 |
0.04219 |
168 |
139 |
19 |
10 |
814 |
They're not pigs so it doesn't count. |
1.2318 |
0.04351 |
151 |
124 |
19 |
8 |
815 |
Honey, get my gun. |
1.2318 |
0.04144 |
151 |
122 |
23 |
6 |
816 |
A sure sign of spring. The Smiths are flying back from Florida. |
1.2317 |
0.04020 |
164 |
133 |
24 |
7 |
817 |
Why do some companies want to humanize drones? |
1.2316 |
0.04144 |
177 |
147 |
19 |
11 |
818 |
Here comes the fertilizer |
1.2313 |
0.04103 |
147 |
118 |
24 |
5 |
819 |
I always know it's officially spring when the Byrds fly north for the summer. |
1.2312 |
0.04364 |
160 |
133 |
17 |
10 |
820 |
Looks like Judy made a new batch of pot brownies. |
1.2312 |
0.04130 |
173 |
143 |
20 |
10 |
821 |
Shit,our airline stocks just tanked! |
1.2312 |
0.03790 |
173 |
139 |
28 |
6 |
822 |
Looks like the Snowbirds are home. |
1.2312 |
0.03698 |
186 |
150 |
29 |
7 |
823 |
Well we were told our neighbors did get high on occasion! |
1.2308 |
0.04196 |
169 |
140 |
19 |
10 |
824 |
Don't be so critical...they probably find gardening a strange hobby. |
1.2308 |
0.03658 |
169 |
134 |
31 |
4 |
825 |
I know what it looks like, but it's actually AI. |
1.2308 |
0.04112 |
169 |
139 |
21 |
9 |
826 |
Ah yes,the start of snowbird migration. |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
156 |
130 |
16 |
10 |
827 |
Looks like the Martens are back for the summer. |
1.2308 |
0.03829 |
182 |
148 |
26 |
8 |
828 |
I’d rather be invisible…. |
1.2308 |
0.04025 |
169 |
138 |
23 |
8 |
829 |
I see that the Canadians are flying north for the summer. |
1.2303 |
0.03885 |
178 |
145 |
25 |
8 |
830 |
They're living my dream. |
1.2303 |
0.04179 |
165 |
136 |
20 |
9 |
831 |
I guess I was confused when they said they were going to get high. |
1.2303 |
0.04089 |
165 |
135 |
22 |
8 |
832 |
I’m never flying Spirit again. |
1.2303 |
0.04266 |
165 |
137 |
18 |
10 |
833 |
Let’s hope they don’t poop on our car. |
1.2303 |
0.03998 |
165 |
134 |
24 |
7 |
834 |
The cars are inside, right? |
1.2303 |
0.03808 |
165 |
132 |
28 |
5 |
835 |
They did guarantee same day delivery… |
1.2303 |
0.04089 |
165 |
135 |
22 |
8 |
836 |
I'm serious. Get an umbrella. |
1.2303 |
0.03788 |
152 |
120 |
29 |
3 |
837 |
Sure but their hydrangeas this year are ghastly. |
1.2303 |
0.04223 |
152 |
124 |
21 |
7 |
838 |
See. I told you they weren’t lying on those Red Bull commercials |
1.2303 |
0.04223 |
152 |
124 |
21 |
7 |
839 |
Here come our new neighbors,The Drones. |
1.2302 |
0.04370 |
139 |
113 |
20 |
6 |
840 |
I don't care. I still don't like technology. |
1.2299 |
0.03601 |
187 |
150 |
31 |
6 |
841 |
The chatbot told them they could fly. They are in for a rude awakening. |
1.2298 |
0.03764 |
161 |
128 |
29 |
4 |
842 |
Huh, Pam's got no chute.. |
1.2298 |
0.04062 |
161 |
131 |
23 |
7 |
843 |
Looks like the snow birds are heading north a bit late this spring. |
1.2294 |
0.03826 |
170 |
137 |
27 |
6 |
844 |
I'm ok with it as long as they stay over there. They made a HUGE mess on my car last year. |
1.2294 |
0.03826 |
170 |
137 |
27 |
6 |
845 |
This new Neighborhood Watch is overbearing. |
1.2294 |
0.03734 |
170 |
136 |
29 |
5 |
846 |
Since they started that, they've been insufferable. |
1.2293 |
0.04128 |
157 |
128 |
22 |
7 |
847 |
Alice, get my gun. |
1.2293 |
0.04028 |
157 |
127 |
24 |
6 |
848 |
We can safely plant the tomatoes. The Smiths are back from Florida. |
1.2291 |
0.03866 |
179 |
146 |
25 |
8 |
849 |
It’s hard to welcome the snowbirds back when spring arrives. |
1.2291 |
0.03866 |
179 |
146 |
25 |
8 |
850 |
So, those mushrooms that were here... |
1.2289 |
0.04067 |
166 |
136 |
22 |
8 |
851 |
Look, honey, the snowbirds are headinig back to Canada! |
1.2287 |
0.03663 |
188 |
152 |
29 |
7 |
852 |
Pull the cord! Pull the cord! |
1.2286 |
0.04222 |
140 |
113 |
22 |
5 |
853 |
Forget about pigs... |
1.2286 |
0.04342 |
140 |
114 |
20 |
6 |
854 |
I tell you, global warming is playing havoc with migration patterns... |
1.2284 |
0.04039 |
162 |
132 |
23 |
7 |
855 |
The Space X trip to the moon did not work out |
1.2282 |
0.04164 |
149 |
121 |
22 |
6 |
856 |
Did you know they mate for life? |
1.2282 |
0.04579 |
149 |
125 |
14 |
10 |
857 |
They better not start eating my grass seed. |
1.2281 |
0.04068 |
171 |
141 |
21 |
9 |
858 |
The Birdmans just crapped on our car. |
1.2281 |
0.04068 |
171 |
141 |
21 |
9 |
859 |
Spring has arrived. The Swansons are back. |
1.2280 |
0.03672 |
193 |
157 |
28 |
8 |
860 |
I told you that was too big to be bird shit. |
1.2278 |
0.04202 |
158 |
130 |
20 |
8 |
861 |
Oh, so that's what they meant by weeding. |
1.2278 |
0.03799 |
158 |
126 |
28 |
4 |
862 |
I just figured they meant weed, when they asked us to get high. |
1.2278 |
0.03903 |
158 |
127 |
26 |
5 |
863 |
First it was neighbors with drones...now it's drone neighbors. |
1.2278 |
0.04156 |
180 |
151 |
17 |
12 |
864 |
I'm just sick of cleaning their poop off the cars. |
1.2278 |
0.03926 |
180 |
148 |
23 |
9 |
865 |
Icarus is really taking after his father |
1.2278 |
0.03765 |
180 |
146 |
27 |
7 |
866 |
I remember when it was Summer, we would just fly kites. |
1.2276 |
0.04123 |
145 |
117 |
23 |
5 |
867 |
And the Snowbirds return. |
1.2276 |
0.04237 |
145 |
118 |
21 |
6 |
868 |
Did you remember to open the window for the Janiseks? |
1.2275 |
0.03567 |
189 |
152 |
31 |
6 |
869 |
It’s those damned Flying Wallendas again! |
1.2273 |
0.04274 |
154 |
127 |
19 |
8 |
870 |
Trying so hard to win the “Best Couple” Award |
1.2273 |
0.04071 |
154 |
125 |
23 |
6 |
871 |
I told them to call before dropping in." |
1.2273 |
0.04372 |
154 |
128 |
17 |
9 |
872 |
Artificial Intelligence is getting good. They look just like people. |
1.2273 |
0.04274 |
154 |
127 |
19 |
8 |
873 |
What kind of idiots fly south this time of year? |
1.2273 |
0.04372 |
154 |
128 |
17 |
9 |
874 |
They always think they're better than us. |
1.2270 |
0.03773 |
185 |
151 |
26 |
8 |
875 |
I forgot we had invited them over. |
1.2270 |
0.04110 |
163 |
134 |
21 |
8 |
876 |
Shouldn't they have deployed their chutes by now? |
1.2270 |
0.04201 |
163 |
135 |
19 |
9 |
877 |
What the fuck did they just call us? |
1.2270 |
0.04201 |
163 |
135 |
19 |
9 |
878 |
They might want to think about opening their chutes. |
1.2267 |
0.04139 |
150 |
122 |
22 |
6 |
879 |
Didn't we just have the windows washed? |
1.2267 |
0.04030 |
150 |
121 |
24 |
5 |
880 |
I knew it wouldn't end with those damn drones. |
1.2267 |
0.04246 |
150 |
123 |
20 |
7 |
881 |
Looks like it's time to Steve-and-Jenny-proof the garden again. |
1.2267 |
0.04139 |
150 |
122 |
22 |
6 |
882 |
There go the Byrds again. |
1.2266 |
0.04327 |
128 |
103 |
21 |
4 |
883 |
Happy hour already? The swallows are in early from the Capistrano Bar & Grill." |
1.2264 |
0.04081 |
159 |
130 |
22 |
7 |
884 |
Sure, but whose hobby will help us survive the zombie apocalypse? |
1.2264 |
0.03983 |
159 |
129 |
24 |
6 |
885 |
I never bought their Clark and Lois story. |
1.2264 |
0.04272 |
159 |
132 |
18 |
9 |
886 |
We’re not keeping up. |
1.2264 |
0.03882 |
159 |
128 |
26 |
5 |
887 |
You didn't mention your relatives were flying in. |
1.2264 |
0.04081 |
159 |
130 |
22 |
7 |
888 |
They say it cuts their commute time in half. |
1.2263 |
0.04395 |
137 |
112 |
19 |
6 |
889 |
I’m starting to think remote work really is a problem. |
1.2262 |
0.03933 |
168 |
137 |
24 |
7 |
890 |
Well, growing rutabaga is OUR super power |
1.2260 |
0.04322 |
146 |
120 |
19 |
7 |
891 |
They’re going to go after the lettuce, I can just tell. |
1.2260 |
0.03883 |
177 |
145 |
24 |
8 |
892 |
That’s odd. They’re flying south. |
1.2258 |
0.04047 |
155 |
126 |
23 |
6 |
893 |
How is the one guy flying without a jet-pack? |
1.2258 |
0.04347 |
155 |
129 |
17 |
9 |
894 |
We should put up the scarebro! |
1.2258 |
0.04249 |
155 |
128 |
19 |
8 |
895 |
I really thought living in a gated community would make a difference. |
1.2256 |
0.04087 |
164 |
135 |
21 |
8 |
896 |
Keeping up with the Joneses just took on a whole new dimension. |
1.2256 |
0.04351 |
133 |
108 |
20 |
5 |
897 |
Two more neighbors flew the coop. |
1.2256 |
0.04605 |
133 |
110 |
16 |
7 |
898 |
Oh, I forgot to tell you the Murphys are flying in for dinner tonight. |
1.2254 |
0.04025 |
173 |
143 |
21 |
9 |
899 |
Didn’t we just have an HOA inspection? |
1.2254 |
0.04047 |
142 |
114 |
24 |
4 |
900 |
I thought you said the dose was for "mindful gardening." |
1.2252 |
0.04114 |
151 |
123 |
22 |
6 |
901 |
At least they provide free fertilizer. |
1.2252 |
0.04220 |
151 |
124 |
20 |
7 |
902 |
I don't think the neighbors are planting perennials. |
1.2252 |
0.04006 |
151 |
122 |
24 |
5 |
903 |
It's the Drones again. |
1.2252 |
0.04114 |
151 |
123 |
22 |
6 |
904 |
Thank you, Angela, for being risk adverse. It makes me love you all the more. |
1.2250 |
0.04248 |
160 |
133 |
18 |
9 |
905 |
They’ve taken helicopter parenting too far. |
1.2249 |
0.04088 |
169 |
140 |
20 |
9 |
906 |
It's springtime for sure. The snowbirds are back. |
1.2249 |
0.04174 |
169 |
141 |
18 |
10 |
907 |
They sure get high on whatever they are growing. |
1.2249 |
0.03728 |
169 |
136 |
28 |
5 |
908 |
I don’t know how, but I’m pretty sure AI has something to do with this. |
1.2249 |
0.04174 |
169 |
141 |
18 |
10 |
909 |
Looks like the Cruzes are migrating south for the winter. |
1.2247 |
0.03863 |
178 |
146 |
24 |
8 |
910 |
That’s not south! |
1.2246 |
0.04366 |
138 |
113 |
19 |
6 |
911 |
Airheads. |
1.2244 |
0.04024 |
156 |
127 |
23 |
6 |
912 |
I suddenly don't feel like such a risk taker going with the non organic pesticide. |
1.2244 |
0.04024 |
156 |
127 |
23 |
6 |
913 |
There go the coastal elites, flying over again. |
1.2244 |
0.04125 |
156 |
128 |
21 |
7 |
914 |
Honey, the way to look at it is, some couples are just more grounded than others." |
1.2242 |
0.04064 |
165 |
136 |
21 |
8 |
915 |
Looks like they aren’t going to put down roots here after all. |
1.2242 |
0.04064 |
165 |
136 |
21 |
8 |
916 |
When they asked if I wanted to get high I assumed we'd smoke a joint. |
1.2242 |
0.03878 |
165 |
134 |
25 |
6 |
917 |
Look, honey, the Johnsons are returning home for spring. |
1.2242 |
0.03782 |
165 |
133 |
27 |
5 |
918 |
It's your turn to clean their droppings off the driveway. |
1.2242 |
0.04242 |
165 |
138 |
17 |
10 |
919 |
They show up earlier each year. |
1.2242 |
0.03581 |
165 |
131 |
31 |
3 |
920 |
Is that the new "parachute-free skydiving" TikTok challenge? |
1.2241 |
0.03747 |
174 |
141 |
27 |
6 |
921 |
Look Charles and Camilla!! |
1.2238 |
0.04142 |
143 |
116 |
22 |
5 |
922 |
As usual, the Smiths are flaunting their low carbon footprint! |
1.2237 |
0.03982 |
152 |
123 |
24 |
5 |
923 |
Looks like Jack and Megan have moved on from their scooters. |
1.2237 |
0.03871 |
152 |
122 |
26 |
4 |
924 |
We never have time to fly any more |
1.2237 |
0.04398 |
152 |
127 |
16 |
9 |
925 |
I'm not a fan of these no-frills airlines. |
1.2236 |
0.03736 |
161 |
129 |
28 |
4 |
926 |
Looks like Icarus Delivery Systems is at it again. |
1.2236 |
0.03938 |
161 |
131 |
24 |
6 |
927 |
Put up the netting, the Johnsons are back. |
1.2236 |
0.03938 |
161 |
131 |
24 |
6 |
928 |
The Zimmermans are dropping in again. |
1.2235 |
0.03613 |
170 |
136 |
30 |
4 |
929 |
What fresh hell is this? |
1.2235 |
0.03676 |
179 |
145 |
28 |
6 |
930 |
Never saw that before pot became legal. |
1.2230 |
0.04794 |
139 |
118 |
11 |
10 |
931 |
Dave said she's a good sport. |
1.2230 |
0.03688 |
139 |
109 |
29 |
1 |
932 |
Dang. Not a pig. |
1.2229 |
0.04001 |
157 |
128 |
23 |
6 |
933 |
Looks like the Griswolds are back from Florida. |
1.2229 |
0.03791 |
157 |
126 |
27 |
4 |
934 |
It’s not too early to plant. The Canadians are heading home. |
1.2229 |
0.04200 |
157 |
130 |
19 |
8 |
935 |
Why can’t our couple activities be like that? |
1.2229 |
0.04101 |
157 |
129 |
21 |
7 |
936 |
Looks like spring has officially arrived. The Robinsons are back from Florida. |
1.2229 |
0.04296 |
157 |
131 |
17 |
9 |
937 |
Should we be planting something else? |
1.2229 |
0.03761 |
166 |
134 |
27 |
5 |
938 |
Huh — there used to be three. |
1.2228 |
0.03848 |
184 |
152 |
23 |
9 |
939 |
It must be spring—the snowbirds are migrating. |
1.2222 |
0.03618 |
153 |
121 |
30 |
2 |
940 |
Honey we need to get some Red Bull. |
1.2222 |
0.03959 |
153 |
124 |
24 |
5 |
941 |
the home owner's association has scouts now! |
1.2222 |
0.04060 |
180 |
151 |
18 |
11 |
942 |
See, birds aren’t real. |
1.2222 |
0.04233 |
144 |
118 |
20 |
6 |
943 |
These spy balloons are getting so much more lifelike. |
1.2222 |
0.03871 |
171 |
140 |
24 |
7 |
944 |
They better not try to build their nest in our pergola again this year! |
1.2222 |
0.03871 |
171 |
140 |
24 |
7 |
945 |
Oh look! It's Elon Musk! |
1.2222 |
0.04066 |
153 |
125 |
22 |
6 |
946 |
I guess you were right, Marge. The Hendersons are magical realists. |
1.2216 |
0.03741 |
167 |
135 |
27 |
5 |
947 |
I wanted to be first in the neighborhood, but you said, "No, no, what would the Andersons think?" Well, that's the Andersons. |
1.2215 |
0.03978 |
158 |
129 |
23 |
6 |
948 |
Keeping up with the Joneses is getting more and more literal I see. |
1.2215 |
0.04078 |
158 |
130 |
21 |
7 |
949 |
They didn't do that before marajuana was legalized. |
1.2215 |
0.04134 |
149 |
122 |
21 |
6 |
950 |
I think we're safe... they have pants on. |
1.2215 |
0.04243 |
149 |
123 |
19 |
7 |
951 |
The flock seems to be thinning. |
1.2215 |
0.04134 |
149 |
122 |
21 |
6 |
952 |
Is the car in the garage? |
1.2214 |
0.04427 |
140 |
116 |
17 |
7 |
953 |
Looks like the snow birds are back for the summer. |
1.2214 |
0.04635 |
131 |
109 |
15 |
7 |
954 |
Who told the kids we've been grounded? |
1.2209 |
0.03761 |
172 |
140 |
26 |
6 |
955 |
Marge, do you ever regret being so down-to-earth? |
1.2209 |
0.03591 |
163 |
130 |
30 |
3 |
956 |
Wow, the snowbirds have returned early this year! |
1.2209 |
0.04084 |
163 |
135 |
20 |
8 |
957 |
Tell me again about the thrills of gardening." |
1.2209 |
0.04084 |
163 |
135 |
20 |
8 |
958 |
Snowbirds migrating back from Florida |
1.2209 |
0.03990 |
163 |
134 |
22 |
7 |
959 |
The New Yorker hasn't been the same since their head office was moved to Stamford" |
1.2208 |
0.04146 |
154 |
127 |
20 |
7 |
960 |
Well, if their chutes don't open we can use them as compost. |
1.2208 |
0.03936 |
154 |
125 |
24 |
5 |
961 |
Who just drops in on someone, on the weekend? |
1.2208 |
0.03826 |
154 |
124 |
26 |
4 |
962 |
They weren't kidding about their arms being tired! |
1.2208 |
0.03936 |
154 |
125 |
24 |
5 |
963 |
Sure must be nice to afford flying south for the winter. |
1.2208 |
0.04146 |
154 |
127 |
20 |
7 |
964 |
I do wish they'd call before dropping in like this. |
1.2207 |
0.04206 |
145 |
119 |
20 |
6 |
965 |
Look what a steady diet of bird seed can do! |
1.2207 |
0.04091 |
145 |
118 |
22 |
5 |
966 |
We’ve got to get out more. |
1.2207 |
0.04428 |
145 |
121 |
16 |
8 |
967 |
It is getting harder and harder to keep up with the Joneses |
1.2206 |
0.04134 |
136 |
110 |
22 |
4 |
968 |
I said to drop in anytime, but can't they see we're busy? |
1.2203 |
0.03602 |
177 |
143 |
29 |
5 |
969 |
They didn't say they were flying in this early. |
1.2203 |
0.03860 |
177 |
146 |
23 |
8 |
970 |
Ten bucks says they'll forget how to walk in two years. |
1.2202 |
0.03816 |
168 |
137 |
25 |
6 |
971 |
I told you the scarecrow wasn't going to work on these guys. |
1.2202 |
0.04086 |
168 |
140 |
19 |
9 |
972 |
Do you think their arms are actually tired? |
1.2201 |
0.04054 |
159 |
131 |
21 |
7 |
973 |
I just hate it when neighbors drop in unexpectedly like that. |
1.2201 |
0.04246 |
159 |
133 |
17 |
9 |
974 |
Before the Hendersons arrived, I always thought of snowbirds as a metaphor. |
1.2201 |
0.04246 |
159 |
133 |
17 |
9 |
975 |
This neighborhood is evolving way too quickly. |
1.2201 |
0.04151 |
159 |
132 |
19 |
8 |
976 |
I was afraid bird flu might spread to humans. |
1.2201 |
0.04054 |
159 |
131 |
21 |
7 |
977 |
Good thing we didn’t reshingle the garage. |
1.2201 |
0.04246 |
159 |
133 |
17 |
9 |
978 |
For their sake, I hope I'm dreaming. |
1.2200 |
0.03999 |
150 |
122 |
23 |
5 |
979 |
Regular as clock work; it's our neighbors flying north this time of year. |
1.2200 |
0.04109 |
150 |
123 |
21 |
6 |
980 |
We didn't leave room to plant faces. |
1.2200 |
0.03885 |
150 |
121 |
25 |
4 |
981 |
It’s a shame we killed off all the bees, but at least John and Gary are doing a good job of pollination” |
1.2200 |
0.03885 |
150 |
121 |
25 |
4 |
982 |
Keeping up with the Joneses isn't going to be easy. |
1.2195 |
0.03775 |
164 |
133 |
26 |
5 |
983 |
Let's give pot a try. |
1.2194 |
0.04222 |
155 |
129 |
18 |
8 |
984 |
Maybe we planted the wrong seeds. |
1.2194 |
0.03804 |
155 |
125 |
26 |
4 |
985 |
They are regulars at the new cannabis store. |
1.2194 |
0.04222 |
155 |
129 |
18 |
8 |
986 |
We need a scarecrow STAT. |
1.2194 |
0.04121 |
155 |
128 |
20 |
7 |
987 |
The Hansons spend a lot less time in the garden since the microdosing. |
1.2194 |
0.04121 |
155 |
128 |
20 |
7 |
988 |
They swore off Southwest after last year. |
1.2192 |
0.04065 |
146 |
119 |
22 |
5 |
989 |
When the Adlers said they were ornithologists I thought it was just a hobby. |
1.2192 |
0.03947 |
146 |
118 |
24 |
4 |
990 |
Why don't we have a hobby like that? |
1.2189 |
0.03887 |
169 |
139 |
23 |
7 |
991 |
We need a new scarecrow. |
1.2188 |
0.04128 |
160 |
133 |
19 |
8 |
992 |
Look! It's the first Batman and Robin of spring! |
1.2188 |
0.04141 |
128 |
103 |
22 |
3 |
993 |
Airlines are really going all in on these no-frills tickets |
1.2188 |
0.04031 |
160 |
132 |
21 |
7 |
994 |
I thought their flight was cancelled. |
1.2188 |
0.03620 |
160 |
128 |
29 |
3 |
995 |
I guess it really does give you wings... |
1.2188 |
0.03933 |
160 |
131 |
23 |
6 |
996 |
Is there water in the pool? |
1.2185 |
0.04085 |
151 |
124 |
21 |
6 |
997 |
I can't stand it that they're also above the law of gravity. |
1.2185 |
0.04295 |
151 |
126 |
17 |
8 |
998 |
Oh my God! What happened to all the rest of them? |
1.2185 |
0.04496 |
151 |
128 |
13 |
10 |
999 |
I see the Johnsons are back. |
1.2185 |
0.03975 |
151 |
123 |
23 |
5 |
1000 |
There they go,flying south for the recession again. |
1.2185 |
0.04295 |
151 |
126 |
17 |
8 |
1001 |
Sure, but did they win Runner-Up Best Petunia three years and counting? |
1.2185 |
0.03975 |
151 |
123 |
23 |
5 |
1002 |
Snowbirds returning. A sure sign of spring." |
1.2184 |
0.03632 |
174 |
141 |
28 |
5 |
1003 |
They always drop in unannounced! |
1.2183 |
0.04254 |
142 |
117 |
19 |
6 |
1004 |
It's that time of year - the Stewarts are flying north for the summer. |
1.2182 |
0.03946 |
165 |
136 |
22 |
7 |
1005 |
O no, It's the Crowes! |
1.2182 |
0.03852 |
165 |
135 |
24 |
6 |
1006 |
Tax season must be over. |
1.2182 |
0.03946 |
165 |
136 |
22 |
7 |
1007 |
My goodness - those drones are getting more life like every day! |
1.2180 |
0.04180 |
133 |
108 |
21 |
4 |
1008 |
Of course. Just when no one has to commute to work anymore. |
1.2179 |
0.03439 |
156 |
123 |
32 |
1 |
1009 |
Better put up the scarehuman |
1.2179 |
0.04197 |
156 |
130 |
18 |
8 |
1010 |
It's springtime. They must be flying back to Capistrano! |
1.2179 |
0.03671 |
156 |
125 |
28 |
3 |
1011 |
Let's not plant the cannabis next spring. |
1.2179 |
0.03890 |
156 |
127 |
24 |
5 |
1012 |
Guess it’s time to bring out the scarebro. |
1.2179 |
0.03890 |
156 |
127 |
24 |
5 |
1013 |
To be fair there’s nothing in the HOA about it. |
1.2177 |
0.04154 |
147 |
121 |
20 |
6 |
1014 |
They're taking Bird Watching too seriously if you ask me |
1.2176 |
0.03955 |
170 |
141 |
21 |
8 |
1015 |
Nerd migration season. |
1.2174 |
0.04104 |
161 |
134 |
19 |
8 |
1016 |
Let’s hope they don’t like kale. |
1.2174 |
0.04080 |
138 |
112 |
22 |
4 |
1017 |
Looks like the snowbirds are back from Florida for the summer. |
1.2174 |
0.03910 |
161 |
132 |
23 |
6 |
1018 |
On second thought, maybe we should be planting cannabis. |
1.2174 |
0.04570 |
138 |
116 |
14 |
8 |
1019 |
All they do is brag about their raised beds. |
1.2174 |
0.04080 |
138 |
112 |
22 |
4 |
1020 |
I never thought of us as fly-over country. |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
1021 |
There goes the neighbourhood… I’ve asked them not to drink and fly! |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1022 |
You know, you can sky dive with no parachute once, just not twice. |
1.2171 |
0.04269 |
152 |
127 |
17 |
8 |
1023 |
The worst part is their droppings. |
1.2171 |
0.04269 |
152 |
127 |
17 |
8 |
1024 |
Looks like the Wilsons are back from their trip to Amsterdam. |
1.2171 |
0.03724 |
152 |
122 |
27 |
3 |
1025 |
Guess that new dispensary’s open. |
1.2171 |
0.03951 |
152 |
124 |
23 |
5 |
1026 |
I guess the snowbirds are back from Florida. |
1.2168 |
0.03597 |
143 |
118 |
21 |
4 |
1027 |
Is that your mother? |
1.2168 |
0.04670 |
143 |
122 |
11 |
10 |
1028 |
Sure. They can fly. But can they grow heirloom tomatoes? |
1.2168 |
0.04227 |
143 |
118 |
19 |
6 |
1029 |
What do you think? DC or Marvel? |
1.2167 |
0.03961 |
180 |
151 |
19 |
10 |
1030 |
I don't think that I should have eaten those mushrooms in the yard ! |
1.2166 |
0.04172 |
157 |
131 |
18 |
8 |
1031 |
That’s one way to get grounded. |
1.2166 |
0.03761 |
157 |
127 |
26 |
4 |
1032 |
You were right, I shouldn’t have licked that toad. |
1.2166 |
0.04073 |
157 |
130 |
20 |
7 |
1033 |
I bet the grass is greener up there. |
1.2164 |
0.04015 |
134 |
108 |
23 |
3 |
1034 |
It's possible we're too grounded. |
1.2164 |
0.04021 |
171 |
143 |
19 |
9 |
1035 |
Well, the Snowbirds are back from Florida. |
1.2162 |
0.04128 |
148 |
122 |
20 |
6 |
1036 |
First they get rid of the oak tree, now the laws of gravity. |
1.2160 |
0.03889 |
162 |
133 |
23 |
6 |
1037 |
Looks like they took Airbnb literally |
1.2160 |
0.03789 |
162 |
132 |
25 |
5 |
1038 |
The Griswold's are always doing fun things together. |
1.2160 |
0.03789 |
162 |
132 |
25 |
5 |
1039 |
That settles it Ethel, let’s forget flowers and grow mushrooms like the Jones. |
1.2160 |
0.04354 |
162 |
138 |
13 |
11 |
1040 |
We're going to need a bigger fence. |
1.2159 |
0.03856 |
176 |
146 |
22 |
8 |
1041 |
Back in our day we had to walk to school. |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1042 |
We need to start growing marijuana too. |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1043 |
Our postmen surely got an upgrade. |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
1044 |
We’re going to need
some really big scarecrows. |
1.2157 |
0.04036 |
153 |
126 |
21 |
6 |
1045 |
Dammit. First the crows, now the Crowleys! |
1.2157 |
0.04141 |
153 |
127 |
19 |
7 |
1046 |
You can really tell spring is coming when the snowbirds return. |
1.2157 |
0.04036 |
153 |
126 |
21 |
6 |
1047 |
It’s weed. You don’t like weed. |
1.2156 |
0.03903 |
167 |
138 |
22 |
7 |
1048 |
Oh no! They're back from Boca! |
1.2156 |
0.04171 |
167 |
141 |
16 |
10 |
1049 |
The Joneses are making it a little bit harder theses days... |
1.2155 |
0.04094 |
181 |
154 |
15 |
12 |
1050 |
I've heard about these gravity deniers! |
1.2154 |
0.04882 |
130 |
111 |
10 |
9 |
1051 |
Strange Spring we’re having. |
1.2154 |
0.04084 |
130 |
105 |
22 |
3 |
1052 |
I thought you said the kids were grounded this weekend. |
1.2153 |
0.04534 |
144 |
122 |
13 |
9 |
1053 |
Now My Flying Dreams Make Sense |
1.2153 |
0.04083 |
144 |
118 |
21 |
5 |
1054 |
Looks like the Capistranos are returning. |
1.2153 |
0.04425 |
144 |
121 |
15 |
8 |
1055 |
Maybe we shouldn’t plant anymore poppies! |
1.2153 |
0.04200 |
144 |
119 |
19 |
6 |
1056 |
Here come the snowbirds |
1.2152 |
0.03846 |
158 |
129 |
24 |
5 |
1057 |
I think they are going to plant themselves next door. |
1.2152 |
0.03517 |
158 |
126 |
30 |
2 |
1058 |
Those two will do anything for attention. |
1.2151 |
0.03549 |
172 |
139 |
29 |
4 |
1059 |
This year we cover the car. |
1.2148 |
0.03988 |
135 |
109 |
23 |
3 |
1060 |
Looks like they’re back for the summer. |
1.2148 |
0.04422 |
149 |
126 |
14 |
9 |
1061 |
I didn’t know the Smiths were snow birds. |
1.2147 |
0.03867 |
163 |
134 |
23 |
6 |
1062 |
Blayne, don't skydivers normally have parachutes? |
1.2147 |
0.03867 |
163 |
134 |
23 |
6 |
1063 |
We should find out what they planted in their garden, Dear. |
1.2147 |
0.03964 |
163 |
135 |
21 |
7 |
1064 |
What'd you say we're planting? |
1.2143 |
0.03795 |
154 |
125 |
25 |
4 |
1065 |
I wish our neighbors were more down to earth |
1.2143 |
0.04012 |
154 |
127 |
21 |
6 |
1066 |
Those damn snowbirds are back. |
1.2143 |
0.04218 |
154 |
129 |
17 |
8 |
1067 |
It must be spring - the snowbirds are returning. |
1.2143 |
0.04157 |
126 |
102 |
21 |
3 |
1068 |
You would think they could find something better to do. |
1.2143 |
0.04394 |
140 |
117 |
16 |
7 |
1069 |
Looks like the neighbors are working in the cloud today. |
1.2143 |
0.04394 |
140 |
117 |
16 |
7 |
1070 |
Spring's early this year. |
1.2143 |
0.03789 |
168 |
138 |
24 |
6 |
1071 |
So, Honeybun, ya still convinced that hard work and home-grown food will keep us going? I'll have what they're having. |
1.2143 |
0.03795 |
154 |
125 |
25 |
4 |
1072 |
It’s going to be an early fall. |
1.2143 |
0.03795 |
154 |
125 |
25 |
4 |
1073 |
What in the name of Tippi Hedren is going on? |
1.2143 |
0.04318 |
154 |
130 |
15 |
9 |
1074 |
I plant my Spring flowers when I see the snowbirds flying North. |
1.2138 |
0.03824 |
159 |
130 |
24 |
5 |
1075 |
Maybe if we got a Tucker Carlson scarecrow... |
1.2138 |
0.04313 |
159 |
135 |
14 |
10 |
1076 |
Look, new organ donors! Timmy is saved! |
1.2138 |
0.04220 |
159 |
134 |
16 |
9 |
1077 |
They're earlier every year. |
1.2138 |
0.04027 |
159 |
132 |
20 |
7 |
1078 |
Sara, you think they'll crap all over those Confederate statues again? |
1.2138 |
0.03926 |
159 |
131 |
22 |
6 |
1079 |
They're smiling. It must not be the end of the world. |
1.2138 |
0.04174 |
145 |
120 |
19 |
6 |
1080 |
Glad I wore a hat with a brim. |
1.2137 |
0.03755 |
131 |
104 |
26 |
1 |
1081 |
You didn’t tell me your sister was flying in today |
1.2137 |
0.03908 |
131 |
105 |
24 |
2 |
1082 |
It about 8 . . . just more drones going in to work. |
1.2134 |
0.03942 |
164 |
136 |
21 |
7 |
1083 |
The commute is not so bad as the crow flies. |
1.2134 |
0.03747 |
164 |
134 |
25 |
5 |
1084 |
They make it look so easy. |
1.2133 |
0.03967 |
150 |
123 |
22 |
5 |
1085 |
Well, technically it's legal now. |
1.2133 |
0.03853 |
150 |
122 |
24 |
4 |
1086 |
I think they should be classified as an invasive species! |
1.2132 |
0.04598 |
136 |
115 |
13 |
8 |
1087 |
Remember when it was just plain old yoga? |
1.2132 |
0.04598 |
136 |
115 |
13 |
8 |
1088 |
Caltech is just up the street. |
1.2131 |
0.04234 |
122 |
99 |
20 |
3 |
1089 |
It seems the snowbirds are back for the season. |
1.2130 |
0.03375 |
169 |
135 |
32 |
2 |
1090 |
Thank goodness it's Flyday. |
1.2129 |
0.03882 |
155 |
127 |
23 |
5 |
1091 |
They make retirement look like so much more fun. |
1.2129 |
0.04389 |
155 |
132 |
13 |
10 |
1092 |
Great: we learn to fly, they have to learn to fly. |
1.2129 |
0.04092 |
155 |
129 |
19 |
7 |
1093 |
Snowbirds showing off again! |
1.2129 |
0.03773 |
155 |
126 |
25 |
4 |
1094 |
I want what they're having. |
1.2129 |
0.04193 |
155 |
130 |
17 |
8 |
1095 |
Well... they did vote for Trump. |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
1096 |
we're going to need a different scarecroe this year... |
1.2125 |
0.03904 |
160 |
132 |
22 |
6 |
1097 |
Just like the Dugans to drop in unannounced. |
1.2125 |
0.04003 |
160 |
133 |
20 |
7 |
1098 |
I think those no-frills airlines have gone just about as far as they can go. |
1.2125 |
0.03802 |
160 |
131 |
24 |
5 |
1099 |
Shouldn't they be flying north? |
1.2123 |
0.03913 |
146 |
119 |
23 |
4 |
1100 |
These daily flyovers are becoming a real nuisance. |
1.2123 |
0.03791 |
146 |
118 |
25 |
3 |
1101 |
it's the Jamesons, returning north |
1.2123 |
0.03628 |
179 |
147 |
26 |
6 |
1102 |
Who's the babe with Ernie? |
1.2121 |
0.03920 |
165 |
137 |
21 |
7 |
1103 |
They know they have to pull the chord,right? |
1.2121 |
0.04438 |
132 |
110 |
16 |
6 |
1104 |
I told you that was marijuana in our neighbours' yard. |
1.2121 |
0.03626 |
165 |
134 |
27 |
4 |
1105 |
Please let it be Trump and Biden |
1.2119 |
0.04368 |
151 |
128 |
14 |
9 |
1106 |
The snowbirds are coming back late this year. |
1.2119 |
0.03943 |
151 |
124 |
22 |
5 |
1107 |
Weed? Grass? I knew their garden plants weren’t from White Flower Farm. |
1.2119 |
0.03830 |
151 |
123 |
24 |
4 |
1108 |
Do we have to listen about their commute again? |
1.2117 |
0.04448 |
137 |
115 |
15 |
7 |
1109 |
I’d be happy to make up the guest room if you could get your sister to call first. |
1.2115 |
0.03639 |
156 |
126 |
27 |
3 |
1110 |
Looks like we'll have to put up netting again this year |
1.2115 |
0.03751 |
156 |
127 |
25 |
4 |
1111 |
That border wall was a complete waste of money. |
1.2115 |
0.03860 |
156 |
128 |
23 |
5 |
1112 |
They do enjoy a flyby. |
1.2115 |
0.03523 |
156 |
125 |
29 |
2 |
1113 |
I want their coffee |
1.2109 |
0.04526 |
128 |
107 |
15 |
6 |
1114 |
It’s not the endless boasting about their Boca Condo that bothers me, it’s the fact that their arms don’t even look tired. |
1.2109 |
0.04098 |
128 |
104 |
21 |
3 |
1115 |
Early this year. |
1.2109 |
0.03767 |
147 |
119 |
25 |
3 |
1116 |
I'm worried about their droppings. |
1.2109 |
0.04122 |
147 |
122 |
19 |
6 |
1117 |
Huh. Those guys always struck me as nonmigratory. |
1.2105 |
0.04029 |
152 |
126 |
20 |
6 |
1118 |
Should we be worried that the snowbirds keep returning earlier? |
1.2105 |
0.03571 |
152 |
122 |
28 |
2 |
1119 |
Hey, isn'y it a little ear;y for them to be heading south? |
1.2105 |
0.03920 |
152 |
125 |
22 |
5 |
1120 |
The Snowbirds are flying North early this year. |
1.2105 |
0.04408 |
133 |
111 |
16 |
6 |
1121 |
They always fly south before the next election. |
1.2105 |
0.04240 |
152 |
128 |
16 |
8 |
1122 |
Snowbirds. They do the flyover every winter. |
1.2105 |
0.04029 |
152 |
126 |
20 |
6 |
1123 |
Maybe virtual skydiving lessons shouldn't be a thing? |
1.2102 |
0.04078 |
176 |
150 |
15 |
11 |
1124 |
Watch out, their droppings are enormous. |
1.2102 |
0.03832 |
176 |
147 |
21 |
8 |
1125 |
Drone designs are getting even creepier. |
1.2102 |
0.03729 |
157 |
128 |
25 |
4 |
1126 |
Let's not put the beer out for the slugs. |
1.2102 |
0.03837 |
157 |
129 |
23 |
5 |
1127 |
The Byrds are back - wait till they meet the Katz's. |
1.2102 |
0.03942 |
157 |
130 |
21 |
6 |
1128 |
The one on the left has his flaps too high |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1129 |
Will ya look at that! It's Lemon and Carlson in freefall! |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1130 |
Oh, look! It's the Fox News Migration. |
1.2098 |
0.04309 |
143 |
120 |
16 |
7 |
1131 |
Did SpaceX have another launch today? |
1.2098 |
0.04193 |
143 |
119 |
18 |
6 |
1132 |
I never meant it literally when I said our kids would have to learn to fly on their own. |
1.2098 |
0.04074 |
143 |
118 |
20 |
5 |
1133 |
It looks like Musk has given up on Mars for more obtainable goals. |
1.2096 |
0.03969 |
167 |
140 |
19 |
8 |
1134 |
They’re filming « The Last of Us » |
1.2095 |
0.03865 |
148 |
121 |
23 |
4 |
1135 |
I see the damn snowbirds are back. |
1.2095 |
0.03865 |
148 |
121 |
23 |
4 |
1136 |
We need to get inside NOW. Yesterday they pooped on my windshield. |
1.2095 |
0.04096 |
148 |
123 |
19 |
6 |
1137 |
Oh look! The Snowbirds are coming back to roost! |
1.2095 |
0.04207 |
148 |
124 |
17 |
7 |
1138 |
Figures the Rapture would happen just when the weather is turning nice. |
1.2093 |
0.04216 |
129 |
106 |
19 |
4 |
1139 |
Looks like they accepted your invitation to drop by anytime. |
1.2092 |
0.04005 |
153 |
127 |
20 |
6 |
1140 |
I'm still happy with our Saturday. |
1.2092 |
0.04005 |
153 |
127 |
20 |
6 |
1141 |
Looks like the Joneses have gone net zero. |
1.2090 |
0.03681 |
134 |
107 |
26 |
1 |
1142 |
Maybe we should try weed, now that it’s legal. |
1.2089 |
0.04021 |
158 |
132 |
19 |
7 |
1143 |
Looks like the Feldman’s are back from Boca. |
1.2089 |
0.04120 |
158 |
133 |
17 |
8 |
1144 |
Getting home a little late this year. |
1.2089 |
0.03919 |
158 |
131 |
21 |
6 |
1145 |
Oh-oh, it looks like the Hendersons are about to drop in again. |
1.2089 |
0.03919 |
158 |
131 |
21 |
6 |
1146 |
They clearly worked with a financial advisor who wasn't their brother-in-law. |
1.2086 |
0.04268 |
139 |
116 |
17 |
6 |
1147 |
Wow honey, look at our neighbors go! I guess pigs really CAN fly! |
1.2086 |
0.04389 |
139 |
117 |
15 |
7 |
1148 |
I see Stan and Frieda are showing off again. |
1.2086 |
0.04124 |
163 |
138 |
16 |
9 |
1149 |
First snowbirds of the season |
1.2086 |
0.04031 |
163 |
137 |
18 |
8 |
1150 |
There goes keeping up with the Joneses. |
1.2086 |
0.03739 |
163 |
134 |
24 |
5 |
1151 |
I told you they were weird. |
1.2086 |
0.03739 |
163 |
134 |
24 |
5 |
1152 |
What are we doing wrong? |
1.2083 |
0.03856 |
168 |
140 |
21 |
7 |
1153 |
Ignoring politics really suits them. |
1.2083 |
0.04282 |
144 |
121 |
16 |
7 |
1154 |
The neighbors sure like to get high. |
1.2083 |
0.03927 |
144 |
118 |
22 |
4 |
1155 |
They look happy, and isn't that what that matters? |
1.2083 |
0.04048 |
144 |
119 |
20 |
5 |
1156 |
It's the frequent flyers again. |
1.2083 |
0.03762 |
168 |
139 |
23 |
6 |
1157 |
Barb,did you give the kids sugar again? |
1.2083 |
0.04167 |
144 |
120 |
18 |
6 |
1158 |
Just spray them with the hose. |
1.2083 |
0.04282 |
144 |
121 |
16 |
7 |
1159 |
I don't understand why they just don't stay in Florida after they fly south for the winter. |
1.2081 |
0.04288 |
149 |
126 |
15 |
8 |
1160 |
Migratory or residents? |
1.2081 |
0.03958 |
149 |
123 |
21 |
5 |
1161 |
We should plant these marijuana plants inside. |
1.2081 |
0.04071 |
149 |
124 |
19 |
6 |
1162 |
Oh great, I thought the Flys were in Hawaii for another month. |
1.2080 |
0.04295 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
1163 |
Well, look like the snowbirds are back. |
1.2078 |
0.03873 |
154 |
127 |
22 |
5 |
1164 |
Looks like the first Robins of spring have returned |
1.2077 |
0.04327 |
130 |
108 |
17 |
5 |
1165 |
Jeez another fad |
1.2077 |
0.04327 |
130 |
108 |
17 |
5 |
1166 |
In these winds, it's not really as difficult as it looks. |
1.2077 |
0.04462 |
130 |
109 |
15 |
6 |
1167 |
The snowbirds are coming back!! |
1.2075 |
0.03897 |
159 |
132 |
21 |
6 |
1168 |
They've always seemed aloof, but really! |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1169 |
But where are the packages? |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1170 |
Oh great, the Fenchurchs are back from Florida. That’s two weeks of listening to“Oh, it’s so tiring to fly these days” |
1.2074 |
0.04348 |
135 |
113 |
16 |
6 |
1171 |
I’m more impressed that they can find their way around without GPS. |
1.2074 |
0.04473 |
135 |
114 |
14 |
7 |
1172 |
Drones are looking so realistic these days |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1173 |
I’m beginning to think those weren’t raindrops. |
1.2074 |
0.04348 |
135 |
113 |
16 |
6 |
1174 |
That reminds me I’m out of RedBull. |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1175 |
Looks like Spirit Airlines is running a promotion. |
1.2073 |
0.04008 |
164 |
138 |
18 |
8 |
1176 |
Told you that wasn't mud on your windshield. |
1.2071 |
0.03860 |
140 |
114 |
23 |
3 |
1177 |
I told you Stan, this is good shit. |
1.2071 |
0.03860 |
140 |
114 |
23 |
3 |
1178 |
Since when did snowbirds quit driving RVs? |
1.2071 |
0.04476 |
140 |
119 |
13 |
8 |
1179 |
Wind is picking up |
1.2069 |
0.04254 |
145 |
122 |
16 |
7 |
1180 |
Uh-oh. Two more who've been told gravity is fake news. |
1.2069 |
0.04140 |
145 |
121 |
18 |
6 |
1181 |
Must be Spring. The Werners are back from Miami. |
1.2069 |
0.04140 |
145 |
121 |
18 |
6 |
1182 |
I’m sick of them dropping in like this. |
1.2069 |
0.04023 |
145 |
120 |
20 |
5 |
1183 |
The Fieldings are always upstaging us by showing off their eco-friendly alternative to burning fossil fuel. |
1.2067 |
0.04046 |
150 |
125 |
19 |
6 |
1184 |
Mom always said that its time to plant vegetables when the snowbirds return. |
1.2067 |
0.04046 |
150 |
125 |
19 |
6 |
1185 |
I told you Mary we are not supposed to eat these,just plant them... |
1.2067 |
0.03934 |
150 |
124 |
21 |
5 |
1186 |
I told you Nancy. The Redbull ads are getting out of hand |
1.2067 |
0.03819 |
150 |
123 |
23 |
4 |
1187 |
Those smiles won’t last much longer! |
1.2066 |
0.04378 |
121 |
100 |
17 |
4 |
1188 |
Wow. Drones that look like humans. |
1.2066 |
0.04827 |
121 |
103 |
11 |
7 |
1189 |
Didn't end well for Icarus, either. |
1.2066 |
0.04378 |
121 |
100 |
17 |
4 |
1190 |
Remind me to put up the scarecrow. |
1.2065 |
0.03740 |
155 |
127 |
24 |
4 |
1191 |
Did you know your cousins were flying in for the weekend? |
1.2065 |
0.04164 |
155 |
131 |
16 |
8 |
1192 |
The grass is definitely greener on that side |
1.2065 |
0.03851 |
155 |
128 |
22 |
5 |
1193 |
What did the news say about immigration? |
1.2063 |
0.04264 |
126 |
104 |
18 |
4 |
1194 |
Looks like the snowbirds are back, Margaret. |
1.2063 |
0.03975 |
160 |
134 |
19 |
7 |
1195 |
Oh, God, it's a nesting pair. |
1.2063 |
0.04073 |
160 |
135 |
17 |
8 |
1196 |
Some airline passengers will do anything to avoid those outrageous airport parking fees. |
1.2061 |
0.04562 |
131 |
111 |
13 |
7 |
1197 |
Looks like the Smiths are heading North for the summer. |
1.2061 |
0.04157 |
131 |
108 |
19 |
4 |
1198 |
If they land in our marigolds again I’m calling the HOA. |
1.2061 |
0.03492 |
165 |
134 |
28 |
3 |
1199 |
Good thing the car is in the garage. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1200 |
I see our neighborhood snow birds are returning. |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1201 |
The Braggers of course, to announce that they are done with all their spring planting... |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1202 |
Forget it, Martha. We're a grounded couple. |
1.2059 |
0.04443 |
136 |
115 |
14 |
7 |
1203 |
I’d rather have roots. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1204 |
It really IS raining men. |
1.2059 |
0.03780 |
136 |
110 |
24 |
2 |
1205 |
Oh no, looks like my parents are dropping in for a visit. |
1.2057 |
0.03701 |
141 |
114 |
25 |
2 |
1206 |
They did say they were gonna buy the best trampoline in the world. |
1.2057 |
0.04331 |
141 |
119 |
15 |
7 |
1207 |
Oh its the Robinsons. Honey, get me my shotgun. |
1.2057 |
0.03965 |
141 |
116 |
21 |
4 |
1208 |
We’re not a day too soon if the Smiths are flying north |
1.2055 |
0.03878 |
146 |
120 |
22 |
4 |
1209 |
Those spy balloons are getting more and more sophisticated. |
1.2055 |
0.04338 |
146 |
124 |
14 |
8 |
1210 |
Oh, drat, the vulture capitalists are migrating to our suburb. |
1.2055 |
0.03998 |
146 |
121 |
20 |
5 |
1211 |
Here come the happy empty nesters. |
1.2055 |
0.04114 |
146 |
122 |
18 |
6 |
1212 |
That's it. We're moving. I can't keep up with them." |
1.2053 |
0.04022 |
151 |
126 |
19 |
6 |
1213 |
Our neighbors are high again. Can we grow what they are smoking? |
1.2053 |
0.04130 |
151 |
127 |
17 |
7 |
1214 |
I see the Williams are using their new birding app. |
1.2051 |
0.03935 |
156 |
130 |
20 |
6 |
1215 |
Well there goes planting a hedge for privacy. |
1.2051 |
0.04140 |
156 |
132 |
16 |
8 |
1216 |
Oh Oh, I knew I should have worn a hat with a wider brim. |
1.2051 |
0.04238 |
156 |
133 |
14 |
9 |
1217 |
It’s spring, so the Wilson’s are returning. Traveling light, I see. |
1.2050 |
0.03853 |
161 |
134 |
21 |
6 |
1218 |
I hate living under a flight pattern. |
1.2047 |
0.04378 |
127 |
106 |
16 |
5 |
1219 |
If they overwinter in our pool again I’m filling the damn thing in. |
1.2047 |
0.04233 |
127 |
105 |
18 |
4 |
1220 |
Yeah, we’re going to need a new scarecrow. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1221 |
They're anti- everything. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1222 |
Oh damn — and we just had the car windshield cleaned from last time. |
1.2045 |
0.04530 |
132 |
112 |
13 |
7 |
1223 |
Looks like a lot of fun if it weren’t for the sudden stop at the end. |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1224 |
You know the economy’s bad when Superman’s giving lessons. |
1.2044 |
0.04413 |
137 |
116 |
14 |
7 |
1225 |
I'm suddenly glad we hate the same stuff. |
1.2044 |
0.04533 |
137 |
117 |
12 |
8 |
1226 |
There go the kids again. Flying around like there's nothing they could do to help around here. |
1.2044 |
0.03755 |
137 |
111 |
24 |
2 |
1227 |
Snowbirds are home |
1.2044 |
0.04162 |
137 |
114 |
18 |
5 |
1228 |
Great, now we have to plant marigolds. |
1.2042 |
0.04065 |
142 |
118 |
19 |
5 |
1229 |
The return flight of the accountants always spoils spring for me. |
1.2042 |
0.04186 |
142 |
119 |
17 |
6 |
1230 |
Darn, I forgot to put on the pool cover. |
1.2042 |
0.04303 |
142 |
120 |
15 |
7 |
1231 |
It's getting harder and harder to keep up with those Joneses. |
1.2042 |
0.03940 |
142 |
117 |
21 |
4 |
1232 |
I told you we'd regret living under a flight path. |
1.2041 |
0.03973 |
147 |
122 |
20 |
5 |
1233 |
'Those capitalist vultures are at it again." |
1.2041 |
0.04201 |
147 |
124 |
16 |
7 |
1234 |
I see the snowbirds are returning. |
1.2041 |
0.04089 |
147 |
123 |
18 |
6 |
1235 |
I can't tell if this is white flight or just a couple of snow birds returning for spring. |
1.2041 |
0.04201 |
147 |
124 |
16 |
7 |
1236 |
These snowbirds really know how to rub it in. |
1.2041 |
0.03854 |
147 |
121 |
22 |
4 |
1237 |
I’ve always told you the Johnsons were flighty” |
1.2041 |
0.03604 |
147 |
119 |
26 |
2 |
1238 |
Well I guess we're all doing something for the environment. But why do the Bradleys have to be so showy about it? |
1.2041 |
0.03731 |
147 |
120 |
24 |
3 |
1239 |
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's.........the Melmans. |
1.2039 |
0.03773 |
152 |
125 |
23 |
4 |
1240 |
Oh no. The Johnsons just installed that electric fence. |
1.2039 |
0.04105 |
152 |
128 |
17 |
7 |
1241 |
I heard that they like to get high. I guess I misunderstood. |
1.2039 |
0.03998 |
152 |
127 |
19 |
6 |
1242 |
They're back from down south. |
1.2039 |
0.03535 |
152 |
123 |
27 |
2 |
1243 |
I thought we caught up when we bought the EV. |
1.2039 |
0.03998 |
152 |
127 |
19 |
6 |
1244 |
They're cute now, but we need to talk about mating season |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
1245 |
If they crap on my windshield again, I'm getting my shotgun. |
1.2030 |
0.04498 |
133 |
113 |
13 |
7 |
1246 |
Its a sure sign of Spring when the snowbirds return. |
1.2029 |
0.04005 |
138 |
114 |
20 |
4 |
1247 |
You've got to hand it to them. Nobody can keep up with the Joneses." |
1.2029 |
0.04005 |
138 |
114 |
20 |
4 |
1248 |
Ah....I see the Bryds are back from down south..... |
1.2029 |
0.04383 |
138 |
117 |
14 |
7 |
1249 |
Sometimes I wish they’d stay in Arizona year-round. |
1.2029 |
0.04383 |
138 |
117 |
14 |
7 |
1250 |
Well, your parents are back fro Florida. |
1.2029 |
0.03870 |
138 |
113 |
22 |
3 |
1251 |
Last year the Millers ate all of our tomatoes |
1.2029 |
0.04261 |
138 |
116 |
16 |
6 |
1252 |
Seems a little early for WASPs. |
1.2028 |
0.04275 |
143 |
121 |
15 |
7 |
1253 |
I see the neighbors have returned from Florida. |
1.2028 |
0.03787 |
143 |
117 |
23 |
3 |
1254 |
Ugh, teenagers. |
1.2028 |
0.03915 |
143 |
118 |
21 |
4 |
1255 |
We’re gonna need more bug spray. |
1.2028 |
0.03915 |
143 |
118 |
21 |
4 |
1256 |
Snowbirds. Why couln't we have flown south for the winter? |
1.2028 |
0.03654 |
143 |
116 |
25 |
2 |
1257 |
Did you tell the kids they could go out? |
1.2028 |
0.03915 |
143 |
118 |
21 |
4 |
1258 |
It's becoming impossible to keep up with the Joneses |
1.2028 |
0.04039 |
143 |
119 |
19 |
5 |
1259 |
Birds fly north or south. Who flies west? |
1.2027 |
0.03948 |
148 |
123 |
20 |
5 |
1260 |
I told you my dreams are real. |
1.2027 |
0.03948 |
148 |
123 |
20 |
5 |
1261 |
Apparently it's the highest frequent flyer level. |
1.2027 |
0.04175 |
148 |
125 |
16 |
7 |
1262 |
I wish Clark and Lois would tone it down a bit. |
1.2027 |
0.03708 |
148 |
121 |
24 |
3 |
1263 |
Well..….the neighbor's did say they were having friends fly in today. |
1.2026 |
0.03974 |
153 |
128 |
19 |
6 |
1264 |
I sure hope that is Superman and Superwoman - otherwise someone's gonna have a big mess in their back yard! |
1.2026 |
0.03751 |
153 |
126 |
23 |
4 |
1265 |
It must be Spring, they're headed north. |
1.2025 |
0.03889 |
158 |
132 |
20 |
6 |
1266 |
The Jackson’s are caught in the thermal from their barbecue again. |
1.2025 |
0.04189 |
158 |
135 |
14 |
9 |
1267 |
Looks like the Tech Bros are coming in early this year. |
1.2025 |
0.03809 |
163 |
136 |
21 |
6 |
1268 |
I'm really getting tired of these Airbnb guests |
1.2025 |
0.03908 |
163 |
137 |
19 |
7 |
1269 |
Walt wasn’t kidding. They are flying high since they sold the company. |
1.2018 |
0.04349 |
114 |
94 |
17 |
3 |
1270 |
When they moved in, I Googled the family name of Drone, but I had no idea... |
1.2017 |
0.03882 |
119 |
96 |
22 |
1 |
1271 |
Looks like the new Air B&B down the road just opened. |
1.2017 |
0.04711 |
119 |
101 |
12 |
6 |
1272 |
Are we still worried about keeping up with the Jones’s’? |
1.2016 |
0.04432 |
124 |
104 |
15 |
5 |
1273 |
We only used to have to worry about the rabbits and deer. |
1.2016 |
0.03872 |
129 |
105 |
22 |
2 |
1274 |
Republicans. They’re waiting to pull the cord. |
1.2016 |
0.04718 |
129 |
111 |
10 |
8 |
1275 |
They made good time coming back from South America |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
1276 |
Oh great! Now our neighbors have something new to crow about! |
1.2016 |
0.04026 |
129 |
106 |
20 |
3 |
1277 |
When Ralph said he was taking flying lessons, I had no idea he’d take it this far!! |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
1278 |
Oh , they must have believed |
1.2016 |
0.04026 |
129 |
106 |
20 |
3 |
1279 |
The HOA is getting real high and mighty these days. |
1.2015 |
0.03787 |
134 |
109 |
23 |
2 |
1280 |
Those mushroom farmers have all the fun. |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1281 |
They are on the "No fly" list, so they've taken matters into their own hands. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1282 |
We may not be done adjusting for climate change. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1283 |
So they've slipped the surly bonds of Earth. Big deal. |
1.2015 |
0.03787 |
134 |
109 |
23 |
2 |
1284 |
I better not find what I think I’m gonna find on our windshield. |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1285 |
I bet they didn't plant vegies in their garden. |
1.2015 |
0.03932 |
134 |
110 |
21 |
3 |
1286 |
Incoming |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1287 |
They did away with the drones, so what's next? |
1.2014 |
0.03978 |
139 |
115 |
20 |
4 |
1288 |
Margie, go get the scare-Smiths. |
1.2014 |
0.04354 |
139 |
118 |
14 |
7 |
1289 |
It's the annual spring loon migration. |
1.2014 |
0.04107 |
139 |
116 |
18 |
5 |
1290 |
I heard a rumor that DeSantis
was upset with the high fuel costs needed to send immigrants on planes to New York City.
This is his next gimmick. |
1.2014 |
0.04107 |
139 |
116 |
18 |
5 |
1291 |
Hey hon, are you sure those were just plain ole' shitake mushrooms we ate at the farmer's market this morning? |
1.2014 |
0.03845 |
139 |
114 |
22 |
3 |
1292 |
They’ll be circling like vultures when our vegetables are ready. |
1.2014 |
0.04472 |
139 |
119 |
12 |
8 |
1293 |
I had to clear their droppings off the car windshield this morning. |
1.2014 |
0.04132 |
144 |
121 |
17 |
6 |
1294 |
I suppose spring can officially start now that the Johnsons have migrated back from Palm Beach. |
1.2014 |
0.03890 |
144 |
119 |
21 |
4 |
1295 |
They’re the empty nesters who used to live three houses down from Roger and Arlene. |
1.2014 |
0.03890 |
144 |
119 |
21 |
4 |
1296 |
Weren't the crop dusters supposed to come tomorrow? |
1.2014 |
0.03890 |
144 |
119 |
21 |
4 |
1297 |
You were right Marge. We are way too grounded! |
1.2013 |
0.04038 |
149 |
125 |
18 |
6 |
1298 |
Invasive species get worse every year! |
1.2013 |
0.03807 |
149 |
123 |
22 |
4 |
1299 |
Looks like the Nelsons have become frequent flyers. |
1.2013 |
0.04149 |
149 |
126 |
16 |
7 |
1300 |
It’s the snowbirds returning from Florida |
1.2013 |
0.03613 |
154 |
126 |
25 |
3 |
1301 |
Wait a minute … should we be flying south? |
1.2013 |
0.03762 |
159 |
132 |
22 |
5 |
1302 |
I hope that they don't crap on the windshield of my car! |
1.2013 |
0.03968 |
159 |
134 |
18 |
7 |
1303 |
They must be migrating North for better healthcare. |
1.2013 |
0.04067 |
159 |
135 |
16 |
8 |
1304 |
Looks like the neighbors are back from Florida. |
1.2000 |
0.04096 |
125 |
103 |
19 |
3 |
1305 |
Stupid bastards forgot to pull their rip cords. |
1.2000 |
0.03609 |
145 |
118 |
25 |
2 |
1306 |
Oh no, not again. |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
1307 |
Our migration problem is getting much worse. |
1.2000 |
0.04325 |
140 |
119 |
14 |
7 |
1308 |
They really need to read all of the instructions on those DIY sky diving kits. |
1.2000 |
0.04080 |
140 |
117 |
18 |
5 |
1309 |
I told our new neighbors if they want to know what we’re planting they could could just ask. |
1.2000 |
0.03609 |
145 |
118 |
25 |
2 |
1310 |
Whoa! They're flying South! |
1.2000 |
0.03988 |
145 |
121 |
19 |
5 |
1311 |
It the schutes don't open I know a place we can plant 2 more trees. |
1.2000 |
0.04423 |
130 |
110 |
14 |
6 |
1312 |
What variety of mushrooms plants did you buy again? |
1.2000 |
0.04013 |
150 |
126 |
18 |
6 |
1313 |
They said that they’re looking for statues of pigeons! |
1.2000 |
0.03945 |
160 |
135 |
18 |
7 |
1314 |
Snowbird migration seems a bit late this year. |
1.2000 |
0.03664 |
150 |
123 |
24 |
3 |
1315 |
Must be Spring. The Loons are back from migration. |
1.2000 |
0.04204 |
140 |
118 |
16 |
6 |
1316 |
(Sigh...) remember when there were real birds... |
1.2000 |
0.03935 |
125 |
102 |
21 |
2 |
1317 |
The first half of that parachuting class looks great. |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
1318 |
Snow birds. Spring must be here. |
1.2000 |
0.04080 |
140 |
117 |
18 |
5 |
1319 |
People with no depth perception really shouldn't skydive. |
1.2000 |
0.04310 |
135 |
114 |
15 |
6 |
1320 |
The Mitchells appear to be flying high again. |
1.2000 |
0.03998 |
130 |
107 |
20 |
3 |
1321 |
They better not poop again! |
1.2000 |
0.04423 |
130 |
110 |
14 |
6 |
1322 |
I'm glad we're grounded. |
1.2000 |
0.03411 |
160 |
130 |
28 |
2 |
1323 |
I hope they find a bathroom before they fly over our car... |
1.2000 |
0.04286 |
130 |
109 |
16 |
5 |
1324 |
It must be May; the snowbirds are returning home. |
1.2000 |
0.03707 |
155 |
128 |
23 |
4 |
1325 |
The realtor did say the neighborhood had personality. |
1.2000 |
0.03935 |
125 |
102 |
21 |
2 |
1326 |
Ah, the return of the Snowbirds. |
1.2000 |
0.04204 |
140 |
118 |
16 |
6 |
1327 |
We’re going to need a larger scarecrow. |
1.2000 |
0.03900 |
150 |
125 |
20 |
5 |
1328 |
I hope it's just a flyover. |
1.2000 |
0.04096 |
125 |
103 |
19 |
3 |
1329 |
I told you not to overpack the scarecrow’s chest… |
1.2000 |
0.03784 |
150 |
124 |
22 |
4 |
1330 |
Migration of the tourist--a sure sign of spring. |
1.2000 |
0.03592 |
155 |
127 |
25 |
3 |
1331 |
Sure, they can fly, but now their garden looks like crap! |
1.2000 |
0.03988 |
145 |
121 |
19 |
5 |
1332 |
The Epstein’s can’t grow kale doing that. |
1.2000 |
0.03820 |
140 |
115 |
22 |
3 |
1333 |
The HOA is getting a little too proactive about spotting violations. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
120 |
102 |
12 |
6 |
1334 |
‘There goes our pot’ |
1.2000 |
0.03740 |
145 |
119 |
23 |
3 |
1335 |
Honey you're right, they're not balloons from China. |
1.2000 |
0.03866 |
145 |
120 |
21 |
4 |
1336 |
Now what are the nosy neighbors up to? |
1.2000 |
0.04684 |
125 |
107 |
11 |
7 |
1337 |
It's not the falling that's dangerous, it's the landing. |
1.2000 |
0.03707 |
155 |
128 |
23 |
4 |
1338 |
I think we're ok,Matilda. However,
I don't think they'll make it
past the Johnson's rosebushes!" |
1.2000 |
0.03906 |
135 |
111 |
21 |
3 |
1339 |
Air travel has really changed since the pandemic. |
1.2000 |
0.03900 |
150 |
125 |
20 |
5 |
1340 |
I thought they said they were doing angel dust |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
1341 |
I told you their herb garden looked suspect. |
1.1987 |
0.03761 |
151 |
125 |
22 |
4 |
1342 |
Wow, George has really kept that weight off! |
1.1987 |
0.03989 |
151 |
127 |
18 |
6 |
1343 |
Must be the Red Bull |
1.1987 |
0.03877 |
151 |
126 |
20 |
5 |
1344 |
AI is really messing with reality. |
1.1986 |
0.03841 |
146 |
121 |
21 |
4 |
1345 |
Last year they ate all of our arugula. |
1.1986 |
0.04080 |
146 |
123 |
17 |
6 |
1346 |
I wonder what strain THEY planted? |
1.1986 |
0.03962 |
146 |
122 |
19 |
5 |
1347 |
There goes the neighborhood, damn it |
1.1986 |
0.03519 |
141 |
114 |
26 |
1 |
1348 |
Do you ever regret naming both kids Robin? |
1.1985 |
0.03588 |
136 |
110 |
25 |
1 |
1349 |
You know, women cannot fly like that! |
1.1985 |
0.04406 |
136 |
116 |
13 |
7 |
1350 |
We'll need a bigger scarecrow this year. |
1.1985 |
0.04151 |
136 |
114 |
17 |
5 |
1351 |
It's the Wallendas back from Tampa." |
1.1985 |
0.04280 |
136 |
115 |
15 |
6 |
1352 |
It looks like those kids are sucking on the balloon helium again |
1.1985 |
0.04018 |
136 |
113 |
19 |
4 |
1353 |
More empty nesters. |
1.1985 |
0.04280 |
136 |
115 |
15 |
6 |
1354 |
I bet they have dreams in which they're gardening. |
1.1985 |
0.03970 |
131 |
108 |
20 |
3 |
1355 |
« After a long winter,I guess spreading your wings is a suitable thing to do… » |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1356 |
It's true what thy say about Red Bull!!! |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1357 |
There maybe something to A. I. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1358 |
I told you that we shouldn't let Harold play with the Mullins' boy. |
1.1984 |
0.04367 |
126 |
106 |
15 |
5 |
1359 |
Well, I see the Silbermans are back from Miami. Spring officially has sprung. |
1.1983 |
0.04169 |
121 |
100 |
18 |
3 |
1360 |
I heard they learned to fly from a you tube video. |
1.1983 |
0.04487 |
121 |
102 |
14 |
5 |
1361 |
Remember when drones were our pet peeve? |
1.1983 |
0.04331 |
121 |
101 |
16 |
4 |
1362 |
I’m sure Tom remembers that “coming down is the hardest thing “ |
1.1983 |
0.04452 |
116 |
97 |
15 |
4 |
1363 |
I told you it was getting too expensive to fly commercially. |
1.1975 |
0.03664 |
157 |
130 |
23 |
4 |
1364 |
Do you think George and Gloria would share some of their mushroom spores? |
1.1974 |
0.03853 |
152 |
127 |
20 |
5 |
1365 |
I hope they're not like pigeons. |
1.1974 |
0.03965 |
152 |
128 |
18 |
6 |
1366 |
When you said that the Crows were flying in I didn't think you meant our neighbors. |
1.1973 |
0.03818 |
147 |
122 |
21 |
4 |
1367 |
Here they come, the early summer tourists flying in again. |
1.1972 |
0.03902 |
142 |
118 |
20 |
4 |
1368 |
I prefer the original birds we used to have. |
1.1972 |
0.04150 |
142 |
120 |
16 |
6 |
1369 |
When did we start gardening instead of getting high? |
1.1972 |
0.04028 |
142 |
119 |
18 |
5 |
1370 |
Hmm....now I understand why Sam said he felt a bit high. |
1.1972 |
0.04268 |
142 |
121 |
14 |
7 |
1371 |
Maybe we should have joined the Lawsons on that meditation retreat. |
1.1972 |
0.04268 |
142 |
121 |
14 |
7 |
1372 |
Looks like Robin and Jay are back from Florida. |
1.1972 |
0.03771 |
142 |
117 |
22 |
3 |
1373 |
Sure. It's spring. The neighbors are northbound. |
1.1972 |
0.03902 |
142 |
118 |
20 |
4 |
1374 |
„Looks like we‘ll have to make a bigger scarecrow this year…“ |
1.1972 |
0.04150 |
142 |
120 |
16 |
6 |
1375 |
Looks like our new neighbors have come home to roost. |
1.1971 |
0.03991 |
137 |
114 |
19 |
4 |
1376 |
Hey you... No pooping on us !! |
1.1971 |
0.03991 |
137 |
114 |
19 |
4 |
1377 |
Free fall is only free until you go ‘splat.’ |
1.1971 |
0.04123 |
137 |
115 |
17 |
5 |
1378 |
They’re getting better! |
1.1971 |
0.03854 |
137 |
113 |
21 |
3 |
1379 |
It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's our next door neighbors! |
1.1971 |
0.03991 |
137 |
114 |
19 |
4 |
1380 |
Don't be envious the next time they tell us they fly everywhere. |
1.1970 |
0.04618 |
132 |
114 |
10 |
8 |
1381 |
Call the roofer. |
1.1970 |
0.03943 |
132 |
109 |
20 |
3 |
1382 |
Ever think we picked the wrong hobby? |
1.1969 |
0.03879 |
127 |
104 |
21 |
2 |
1383 |
Think they'll try to roost in the garage again this year? |
1.1969 |
0.04477 |
127 |
108 |
13 |
6 |
1384 |
Oh god, they're headed for the town statues! |
1.1969 |
0.04615 |
127 |
109 |
11 |
7 |
1385 |
If only marijuana were legal in Pennsylvania… |
1.1969 |
0.04477 |
127 |
108 |
13 |
6 |
1386 |
This is not how I imagined zero emission flying. |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
1387 |
Those two are higher than a kite. |
1.1967 |
0.04138 |
122 |
101 |
18 |
3 |
1388 |
Looks like the Byrds are back from Miami. |
1.1967 |
0.04748 |
122 |
105 |
10 |
7 |
1389 |
Well only some of us can soar like an eagle. |
1.1967 |
0.04299 |
122 |
102 |
16 |
4 |
1390 |
If only they took some of that energy and cleaned up their yard... |
1.1967 |
0.04454 |
122 |
103 |
14 |
5 |
1391 |
That probably beats the price in coach. |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
1392 |
They’re going to get planted, too. |
1.1962 |
0.03961 |
158 |
134 |
17 |
7 |
1393 |
Looks like it’s gonna rain Kats and Dougs. |
1.1961 |
0.03716 |
153 |
127 |
22 |
4 |
1394 |
The neighbors are back from Florida. |
1.1961 |
0.03830 |
153 |
128 |
20 |
5 |
1395 |
For our safety I hope they are wearing adult diapers |
1.1961 |
0.03830 |
153 |
128 |
20 |
5 |
1396 |
Didn't you say they moved away? |
1.1959 |
0.03913 |
148 |
124 |
19 |
5 |
1397 |
Looks like the Hendersons are flying south for the spring. |
1.1958 |
0.04002 |
143 |
120 |
18 |
5 |
1398 |
Spring is here and the Johnsons are back from Florida. |
1.1958 |
0.04241 |
143 |
122 |
14 |
7 |
1399 |
I miss the days when it was just Superman, |
1.1958 |
0.04002 |
143 |
120 |
18 |
5 |
1400 |
Oh look, the first snowbirds flying north for the summer. |
1.1958 |
0.03614 |
143 |
117 |
24 |
2 |
1401 |
Honey, did you fill up the bird feeder? |
1.1958 |
0.04241 |
143 |
122 |
14 |
7 |
1402 |
Keeping up with the Jones has gone too far |
1.1958 |
0.04241 |
143 |
122 |
14 |
7 |
1403 |
I always HATE the tryouts for Peter Pan! |
1.1958 |
0.04467 |
143 |
124 |
10 |
9 |
1404 |
I wonder if they eat strawberries. |
1.1957 |
0.03688 |
138 |
113 |
23 |
2 |
1405 |
Here come those damn high flyers for a summer at the beach. |
1.1957 |
0.03688 |
138 |
113 |
23 |
2 |
1406 |
It must be late spring. The snow birds are flying back from Florida |
1.1957 |
0.04223 |
138 |
117 |
15 |
6 |
1407 |
Can we add them to our life list? |
1.1957 |
0.04096 |
138 |
116 |
17 |
5 |
1408 |
Oh look honey, the children are migrating early this season. |
1.1957 |
0.03965 |
138 |
115 |
19 |
4 |
1409 |
Where do they stick their carry-ons? |
1.1957 |
0.04096 |
138 |
116 |
17 |
5 |
1410 |
Um, Frank…. are visual hallucinations a symptom of dehydration? |
1.1957 |
0.04096 |
138 |
116 |
17 |
5 |
1411 |
It's that time of year. The snowbirds are heading back north. |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1412 |
Aprils showers bring May showoffs. |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1413 |
I guess we will need more than just a scarecrow to keep them away! |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
1414 |
I hope they don't land in the flowers again. |
1.1955 |
0.03916 |
133 |
110 |
20 |
3 |
1415 |
Millennials keep everything in the cloud. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1416 |
Geez, I should have chosen a different super-power than Green Thumb. |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
1417 |
Delivery drones are just so lifelike. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1418 |
Last week they ate all the cherries off the tree and then perched themselves over our car |
1.1953 |
0.04304 |
128 |
108 |
15 |
5 |
1419 |
Uh oh. They're headed South; either we're early or they're late. |
1.1951 |
0.04851 |
123 |
107 |
8 |
8 |
1420 |
I see the Joneses are migrating early this year |
1.1951 |
0.03942 |
123 |
101 |
20 |
2 |
1421 |
I wonder if they yodel, too? |
1.1951 |
0.04568 |
123 |
105 |
12 |
6 |
1422 |
I guess they don't realize they are flying in restricted airspace. |
1.1951 |
0.04267 |
123 |
103 |
16 |
4 |
1423 |
I knew we should have drained the pond. |
1.1951 |
0.04267 |
123 |
103 |
16 |
4 |
1424 |
Let’s hope they don’t roost over the car again.” |
1.1949 |
0.04383 |
118 |
99 |
15 |
4 |
1425 |
Well, they got some pixie dust, but if Lou finds out Sarah is cheating on him, he’s a goner. |
1.1949 |
0.04545 |
118 |
100 |
13 |
5 |
1426 |
Isn't that Mr. Bird and Miss Bee? |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
1427 |
Wow, these edibles... |
1.1949 |
0.04545 |
118 |
100 |
13 |
5 |
1428 |
I knew the mess on my windshield was too big to be caused by a bird. |
1.1948 |
0.04024 |
154 |
131 |
16 |
7 |
1429 |
Don’t you wish they’d take their act a lot closer to the sun? |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
1430 |
They will return next season with full coats |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
1431 |
Must be spring. |
1.1946 |
0.04004 |
149 |
126 |
17 |
6 |
1432 |
They're migrating late this year. |
1.1946 |
0.03649 |
149 |
123 |
23 |
3 |
1433 |
We gotta find out what Steve and Marci planted this year. |
1.1946 |
0.04004 |
149 |
126 |
17 |
6 |
1434 |
Winter must be getting close—the Byrds are flying south! |
1.1946 |
0.04116 |
149 |
127 |
15 |
7 |
1435 |
I wish they would fly commercial like the rest of us. |
1.1944 |
0.03852 |
144 |
120 |
20 |
4 |
1436 |
So much for good fences making good neighbors. |
1.1944 |
0.03852 |
144 |
120 |
20 |
4 |
1437 |
Oh honey, I do appreciate how down to earth you are. |
1.1944 |
0.04213 |
144 |
123 |
14 |
7 |
1438 |
I wonder when their parachutes are going to open. |
1.1944 |
0.04096 |
144 |
122 |
16 |
6 |
1439 |
Migrants. |
1.1944 |
0.04046 |
108 |
88 |
19 |
1 |
1440 |
What are they up to? |
1.1944 |
0.03976 |
144 |
121 |
18 |
5 |
1441 |
Must be Spring. Here come the Hansons, back from Florida. |
1.1942 |
0.03939 |
139 |
116 |
19 |
4 |
1442 |
There go the neighbors again, living the dream |
1.1942 |
0.04437 |
139 |
120 |
11 |
8 |
1443 |
OH, they're just snowbirds coming back from Florida. |
1.1942 |
0.03939 |
139 |
116 |
19 |
4 |
1444 |
Now I know what they meant when they said they were "weeding." |
1.1940 |
0.04554 |
134 |
116 |
10 |
8 |
1445 |
Clearly their weed garden surpasses ours. |
1.1940 |
0.04429 |
134 |
115 |
12 |
7 |
1446 |
Oh it’s the new neighbors, helicopter parents. |
1.1940 |
0.04300 |
134 |
114 |
14 |
6 |
1447 |
Looks like the Fergusons are coming home to roost! |
1.1940 |
0.03742 |
134 |
110 |
22 |
2 |
1448 |
There’s someone for everyone, right? |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
1449 |
Migration season has started. |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
1450 |
So redbull does work |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
1451 |
The primary candidates are back early this year. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
106 |
19 |
3 |
1452 |
OMG! What's Elon Musk up to now?! |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1453 |
Screw this. Let’s do that next spring. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1454 |
Why does your family always have to fly in at the last minute? |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1455 |
We need to find out what they're smoking and get some. |
1.1935 |
0.04103 |
155 |
133 |
14 |
8 |
1456 |
Yeah, but they can't even grow a radish. |
1.1935 |
0.03913 |
124 |
102 |
20 |
2 |
1457 |
The rest of the flock must have decided to stay in South Beach. |
1.1935 |
0.03672 |
155 |
129 |
22 |
4 |
1458 |
Look who’s back from Florida. |
1.1933 |
0.03626 |
150 |
124 |
23 |
3 |
1459 |
Maybe we should have planted the cannabis earlier? |
1.1933 |
0.03979 |
150 |
127 |
17 |
6 |
1460 |
I see the election deniers are back from the south. |
1.1933 |
0.04509 |
119 |
101 |
13 |
5 |
1461 |
If they lose their luggage its their own darn fault. |
1.1933 |
0.04349 |
119 |
100 |
15 |
4 |
1462 |
The new Icarus & Son budget airlines
Where every flight is all about you. |
1.1931 |
0.04070 |
145 |
123 |
16 |
6 |
1463 |
I'm just glad they are wearing clothes. The geese are bad enough. |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
1464 |
Do you think we will be protected by the 'Stand Your Ground Law' if they land here? |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
1465 |
Don't look, it's those damned Robinsons showing off again. |
1.1929 |
0.03913 |
140 |
117 |
19 |
4 |
1466 |
I see the Robbins are just now getting back from Florida . . . |
1.1929 |
0.04289 |
140 |
120 |
13 |
7 |
1467 |
Do we tell them the geese went the other way? |
1.1929 |
0.04407 |
140 |
121 |
11 |
8 |
1468 |
At least it’s less conspicuous than their Tesla. |
1.1929 |
0.04289 |
140 |
120 |
13 |
7 |
1469 |
Apparently they fell in love at first flight. |
1.1929 |
0.04042 |
140 |
118 |
17 |
5 |
1470 |
I heard they were moving out of state. |
1.1926 |
0.04139 |
135 |
114 |
16 |
5 |
1471 |
Oh it’s just the Kents |
1.1926 |
0.04271 |
135 |
115 |
14 |
6 |
1472 |
The neighbors are home from Capistrano. |
1.1926 |
0.03863 |
135 |
112 |
20 |
3 |
1473 |
God, I hope they don't leave their droppings in our garden again. |
1.1926 |
0.04003 |
135 |
113 |
18 |
4 |
1474 |
I bet they’re looking for a soft landing too |
1.1926 |
0.04271 |
135 |
115 |
14 |
6 |
1475 |
Bob and Sally are always finding ways to get high. |
1.1926 |
0.04003 |
135 |
113 |
18 |
4 |
1476 |
We'll have to put up those cutouts of their wives again. |
1.1923 |
0.04243 |
130 |
110 |
15 |
5 |
1477 |
Looks like the Jones are back for the Summer! |
1.1923 |
0.03798 |
130 |
107 |
21 |
2 |
1478 |
Oh! Two men whose wives didn't make them quit Red Bull. |
1.1923 |
0.04243 |
130 |
110 |
15 |
5 |
1479 |
Do you think life has ever been cruel to the Hendersons? |
1.1923 |
0.03952 |
130 |
108 |
19 |
3 |
1480 |
Oh look, the Edwards are home from Florida... |
1.1923 |
0.03952 |
130 |
108 |
19 |
3 |
1481 |
Oh those Wright brothers again.. |
1.1921 |
0.03955 |
151 |
128 |
17 |
6 |
1482 |
Looks like those thieving robins have evolved yet again … |
1.1920 |
0.04355 |
125 |
106 |
14 |
5 |
1483 |
I don't care as long as they don't raid our radishes. |
1.1920 |
0.03715 |
125 |
102 |
22 |
1 |
1484 |
That Daedalus is ok. But that son of his has got shit for brains. |
1.1920 |
0.04204 |
125 |
105 |
16 |
4 |
1485 |
Why yes that's odd but it's clearly winter and we're planting flowers, so who are we to judge? |
1.1920 |
0.04047 |
125 |
104 |
18 |
3 |
1486 |
Oh yeah, Parker did say that he was going skydiving with a friend after school. |
1.1920 |
0.03885 |
125 |
103 |
20 |
2 |
1487 |
Well, that explains the large droppings we found in the tomatoes last week |
1.1920 |
0.04204 |
125 |
105 |
16 |
4 |
1488 |
They are so happy before the fall. |
1.1917 |
0.04475 |
120 |
102 |
13 |
5 |
1489 |
Looks like the Perkinsons have finally returned for the season. |
1.1917 |
0.03977 |
120 |
99 |
19 |
2 |
1490 |
Trust me, the beanstalk is a better approach” |
1.1917 |
0.04628 |
120 |
103 |
11 |
6 |
1491 |
Idiots. |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
1492 |
‘Run, Roger! The wind is blowing north by northwest.’ |
1.1917 |
0.03977 |
120 |
99 |
19 |
2 |
1493 |
Mar-a-Lago mating season must be over. |
1.1915 |
0.04260 |
141 |
121 |
13 |
7 |
1494 |
And you said the neighbors weren't flighty at all. |
1.1915 |
0.04016 |
141 |
119 |
17 |
5 |
1495 |
When they flew in from New York, their arms really were tired. |
1.1915 |
0.04016 |
141 |
119 |
17 |
5 |
1496 |
It looks like Marge and Jim forgot their parachutes. |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
1497 |
Perhaps they can land themselves on the roof of the hospital |
1.1912 |
0.03837 |
136 |
113 |
20 |
3 |
1498 |
Well, the neighbors did say they just flew into town. |
1.1912 |
0.04241 |
136 |
116 |
14 |
6 |
1499 |
Fuck those guys. |
1.1912 |
0.04611 |
136 |
119 |
8 |
9 |
1500 |
Oh God, the damn Jetsons are back. |
1.1912 |
0.03976 |
136 |
114 |
18 |
4 |
1501 |
I see the snowbirds are flying North from Florida. |
1.1912 |
0.03976 |
136 |
114 |
18 |
4 |
1502 |
I think it’s better to be grounded, don’t you? |
1.1912 |
0.03976 |
136 |
114 |
18 |
4 |
1503 |
I'm told they add vital soil nutrients. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
1504 |
Looks like the Johnsons found their son's marijuana stash again. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
1505 |
Nice to see that their migratory patterns haven't been affected by climate change. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
1506 |
Is the app they're using free, or would we have to pay for it? |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
1507 |
I put fresh water and Epsom salts in the bird bath for them. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
1508 |
Are you sure those were button mushrooms we harvested earlier? |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
1509 |
I liked it better when they gardened on the weekend. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
1510 |
Snowbirds are back from Arizona early this year. |
1.1908 |
0.03772 |
131 |
108 |
21 |
2 |
1511 |
Look at him. Icarus is high as a kite. After all the sacrifices Daedalus made for that boy. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
1512 |
Death is inescapable. |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
1513 |
If where both seeing this it must be real,? Right? |
1.1905 |
0.03689 |
126 |
103 |
22 |
1 |
1514 |
Maybe we cut back on the Marijuana crop |
1.1905 |
0.03525 |
147 |
121 |
24 |
2 |
1515 |
Ah, spring. The candidates are returning. |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
1516 |
Looks like the Cranes are migrating early this year. |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
1517 |
I guess it’s a sign of spring. The snowbirds are returning. |
1.1905 |
0.03857 |
126 |
104 |
20 |
2 |
1518 |
Look - it's Jay and Phoebe. |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
1519 |
Sigh. Everyone else is out of pandemic mode. |
1.1905 |
0.03525 |
147 |
121 |
24 |
2 |
1520 |
Look! The first snowbirds! |
1.1901 |
0.03989 |
142 |
120 |
17 |
5 |
1521 |
Boy, they look real, but it's just the balloons the kids ordered from Amazon! |
1.1901 |
0.03731 |
142 |
118 |
21 |
3 |
1522 |
Right on time...the return of the snowbirds! |
1.1901 |
0.04113 |
142 |
121 |
15 |
6 |
1523 |
Looks as if the snow birds are returning. |
1.1901 |
0.03731 |
142 |
118 |
21 |
3 |
1524 |
Spring time and the coo coo birds are back |
1.1901 |
0.03989 |
142 |
120 |
17 |
5 |
1525 |
The snowbirds are flying home. |
1.1901 |
0.04113 |
142 |
121 |
15 |
6 |
1526 |
How did they find out we're planting weed? |
1.1901 |
0.04232 |
142 |
122 |
13 |
7 |
1527 |
Snowbirds flying north? I guess it really IS spring! |
1.1901 |
0.04282 |
121 |
102 |
15 |
4 |
1528 |
It’s just a matter of time before they’ll also have their hands in the soil. |
1.1901 |
0.04118 |
121 |
101 |
17 |
3 |
1529 |
Looks like the Cohens are back from Florida early this year. |
1.1898 |
0.03811 |
137 |
114 |
20 |
3 |
1530 |
So much for keeping up with the Joneses. |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
1531 |
What has Elon Musk done this time? |
1.1897 |
0.04400 |
116 |
98 |
14 |
4 |
1532 |
We're planting flowers - and they're brewing LSD. |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
1533 |
What in the holy hell? |
1.1895 |
0.04121 |
153 |
132 |
13 |
8 |
1534 |
Shouldn't they be migrating NORTH in the spring? |
1.1895 |
0.03796 |
153 |
129 |
19 |
5 |
1535 |
I'm starting to miss the crows already. |
1.1894 |
0.03588 |
132 |
108 |
23 |
1 |
1536 |
Boy, some people really hate airline food. |
1.1894 |
0.04320 |
132 |
113 |
13 |
6 |
1537 |
Looks like the Smiths are flying back from their summer home in Orlando. |
1.1894 |
0.04184 |
132 |
112 |
15 |
5 |
1538 |
They graduated from Harvard.
Everything they say is way over our head! |
1.1894 |
0.04320 |
132 |
113 |
13 |
6 |
1539 |
Looks like the Smiths are returning for the summer. |
1.1894 |
0.04043 |
132 |
111 |
17 |
4 |
1540 |
Gotta be climate change. They come back at different times every year |
1.1894 |
0.03897 |
132 |
110 |
19 |
3 |
1541 |
Let's dig two more holes! |
1.1894 |
0.04184 |
132 |
112 |
15 |
5 |
1542 |
FOMO! |
1.1894 |
0.04043 |
132 |
111 |
17 |
4 |
1543 |
Everything was fine until the Pollinators moved into the neighborhood |
1.1894 |
0.04184 |
132 |
112 |
15 |
5 |
1544 |
Darn, I was hoping to get everything planted before the snowbirds arrived this year. |
1.1894 |
0.04043 |
132 |
111 |
17 |
4 |
1545 |
Remember when we planted seedlings before the Smiths flew back from Florida and lost everything in the frost? |
1.1892 |
0.03877 |
148 |
125 |
18 |
5 |
1546 |
Wow! Clarence Thomas and John Roberts don't even abide by the law of gravity. |
1.1892 |
0.04876 |
111 |
96 |
9 |
6 |
1547 |
We should have planted these a month ago, the Cohens are already flying South for the winter |
1.1890 |
0.03826 |
164 |
140 |
17 |
7 |
1548 |
Did you let the kids out again? |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1549 |
The Joneses just got superpowers. I don’t think we can keep up with them on this one. |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1550 |
The Robinsons flying north is the first sign of spring. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1551 |
I hate when they drop in. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1552 |
Looks like they took going green to a whole new level. |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1553 |
Maybe we should start flying south every winter. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1554 |
...Spring again!.....the Silvermans' always come back from Florida when the weather changes |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1555 |
Does this mean the new electric car we just brought is obsolete. |
1.1888 |
0.03572 |
143 |
118 |
23 |
2 |
1556 |
Gummies. |
1.1888 |
0.03572 |
143 |
118 |
23 |
2 |
1557 |
Look! Bill and Jean Swallow are retuning from Capistrano. |
1.1888 |
0.03964 |
143 |
121 |
17 |
5 |
1558 |
Wow, she lost weight! |
1.1888 |
0.03964 |
143 |
121 |
17 |
5 |
1559 |
Looks like the snowbird migration back to Manhattan has begun. |
1.1885 |
0.04558 |
122 |
105 |
11 |
6 |
1560 |
I see the Johnsons are harvesting their crop already. |
1.1885 |
0.04088 |
122 |
102 |
17 |
3 |
1561 |
Well you wanted high flying neighbors. |
1.1885 |
0.04407 |
122 |
104 |
13 |
5 |
1562 |
How'd they turn up there? Get it? Turn up?
Come on Susan, you're better than that. |
1.1885 |
0.03741 |
122 |
100 |
21 |
1 |
1563 |
I told you birds weren’t real… |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
1564 |
Ah, the snowbirds are migrating. |
1.1884 |
0.03923 |
138 |
116 |
18 |
4 |
1565 |
They should have released the parachutes by now. |
1.1884 |
0.03644 |
138 |
114 |
22 |
2 |
1566 |
Must be Spring; the Hendersons have returned. |
1.1884 |
0.03644 |
138 |
114 |
22 |
2 |
1567 |
Millennials! |
1.1884 |
0.04184 |
138 |
118 |
14 |
6 |
1568 |
Guess our scarecrow's obsolete. |
1.1884 |
0.03923 |
138 |
116 |
18 |
4 |
1569 |
And you said that gardening together would be the ultimate way to spice up our marriage. |
1.1884 |
0.04184 |
138 |
118 |
14 |
6 |
1570 |
I guess retirement looks different to everybody. |
1.1884 |
0.04184 |
138 |
118 |
14 |
6 |
1571 |
I'm fine with it as long as they don't make a mess of my windshield. |
1.1883 |
0.03773 |
154 |
130 |
19 |
5 |
1572 |
Yeah but will they have their own cucumbers for dinner? |
1.1880 |
0.04365 |
117 |
99 |
14 |
4 |
1573 |
Are those pigs ? |
1.1880 |
0.04845 |
117 |
102 |
8 |
7 |
1574 |
Uh oh. Time to move the car out from under the trees. |
1.1880 |
0.04014 |
117 |
97 |
18 |
2 |
1575 |
Your relatives do know how to drone on. |
1.1880 |
0.03871 |
133 |
111 |
19 |
3 |
1576 |
Amazing they don't need capes these days. |
1.1880 |
0.03720 |
133 |
110 |
21 |
2 |
1577 |
I bet they're earning miles too. |
1.1880 |
0.04015 |
133 |
112 |
17 |
4 |
1578 |
Looks like Sam and Edna are migrating again. |
1.1880 |
0.03564 |
133 |
109 |
23 |
1 |
1579 |
It must be nice to be able to winter in Florida every year. |
1.1880 |
0.03720 |
133 |
110 |
21 |
2 |
1580 |
I guess those weren’t weeds they were growing after all. |
1.1880 |
0.04154 |
133 |
113 |
15 |
5 |
1581 |
I hope they don’t eat these seeds before they take root. |
1.1880 |
0.04289 |
133 |
114 |
13 |
6 |
1582 |
Oh honey, I warned you that these carrots looked a little too much like mushrooms |
1.1880 |
0.04420 |
133 |
115 |
11 |
7 |
1583 |
Oh hi, Elon. |
1.1879 |
0.04191 |
149 |
129 |
12 |
8 |
1584 |
It will take years for this to grow and block out our nosy, trampolining neighbours. |
1.1875 |
0.04113 |
128 |
108 |
16 |
4 |
1585 |
They always go south for the winter. |
1.1875 |
0.03813 |
144 |
121 |
19 |
4 |
1586 |
It's finally Spring, the Nerds are flying north |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1587 |
Drones in drag |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1588 |
City folk. |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1589 |
I wish that they would spend as much time on their yard as they do flying. |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1590 |
Those uppity Hendersons and their fancy energy drinks |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1591 |
I hate to say it, but the Clarks are getting really good on the trampoline. |
1.1875 |
0.04113 |
128 |
108 |
16 |
4 |
1592 |
Pickle, Shooo 'em |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
1593 |
Sure sign of spring. |
1.1875 |
0.03463 |
128 |
104 |
24 |
0 |
1594 |
There are John and Jane again! |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1595 |
Is that Amazon's new two-minute delivery? |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1596 |
Ever notice the Wilsons act like they're above it all? |
1.1875 |
0.03813 |
144 |
121 |
19 |
4 |
1597 |
Damn. It's the Olsons and we're out of birdseed. |
1.1875 |
0.03813 |
144 |
121 |
19 |
4 |
1598 |
It's time they came back to earth; their son received a medical school acceptance letter months ago. |
1.1875 |
0.03637 |
128 |
105 |
22 |
1 |
1599 |
There are thinkers in the world, Margaret, and then, there's that. |
1.1875 |
0.04490 |
112 |
95 |
13 |
4 |
1600 |
Looks like Ginnie and Mark are also flying south for the tax breaks. |
1.1875 |
0.04116 |
112 |
93 |
17 |
2 |
1601 |
Keeping up with the Joneses is becoming increasingly challenging. |
1.1875 |
0.04490 |
112 |
95 |
13 |
4 |
1602 |
The Johnsons are really getting on my nerves. |
1.1871 |
0.03897 |
139 |
117 |
18 |
4 |
1603 |
You know it's spring when the Robinsons come back from Florida. |
1.1871 |
0.03620 |
139 |
115 |
22 |
2 |
1604 |
I still say it is better than letting them put in that helipad |
1.1871 |
0.04280 |
139 |
120 |
12 |
7 |
1605 |
You can always count on the Byrds to show up when you're planting new seedlings |
1.1871 |
0.04156 |
139 |
119 |
14 |
6 |
1606 |
I guess the Byrdes took the neighborhood watch literally |
1.1871 |
0.03761 |
139 |
116 |
20 |
3 |
1607 |
If they hit our home, does our homeowner's cover this? |
1.1870 |
0.03889 |
123 |
102 |
19 |
2 |
1608 |
Ah, the annual post-April 15th accountant flights south to Boca and Miami. Never gets old." |
1.1870 |
0.04373 |
123 |
105 |
13 |
5 |
1609 |
We need larger Venus flytraps |
1.1870 |
0.04373 |
123 |
105 |
13 |
5 |
1610 |
Well, there they are..the first snowbirds of spring |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
1611 |
Well, it's officially spring. The Smiths are migrating North. |
1.1870 |
0.04523 |
123 |
106 |
11 |
6 |
1612 |
Climate change has really done a number on the birds. |
1.1870 |
0.03714 |
123 |
101 |
21 |
1 |
1613 |
They must have missed their flock's migration. |
1.1866 |
0.03987 |
134 |
113 |
17 |
4 |
1614 |
Wow, those flying lessons really work. |
1.1866 |
0.03987 |
134 |
113 |
17 |
4 |
1615 |
They’re back from Florida! |
1.1866 |
0.03844 |
134 |
112 |
19 |
3 |
1616 |
This is exactly why I opposed legalizing pot. |
1.1866 |
0.03844 |
134 |
112 |
19 |
3 |
1617 |
I don't think it was Rosemary and Thyme. |
1.1864 |
0.03983 |
118 |
98 |
18 |
2 |
1618 |
Don't you just want to ask sometimes; 'what's your secret?' |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1619 |
Drones! |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1620 |
They’re newlyweds now. But soon they’ll be just like us. |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
1621 |
Guess they popped that spy balloon |
1.1864 |
0.04654 |
118 |
102 |
10 |
6 |
1622 |
I knew we should have bought shares in Musk's companies |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1623 |
Dont look its just the neighbors showing off they can fly back north from their Florida home |
1.1864 |
0.04495 |
118 |
101 |
12 |
5 |
1624 |
The snowbirds are back from Florida. |
1.1862 |
0.04034 |
145 |
124 |
15 |
6 |
1625 |
Maybe we should try Ozempic after all! |
1.1862 |
0.03789 |
145 |
122 |
19 |
4 |
1626 |
It's spring and the snowbirds are coming home. |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
1627 |
We're gonna need a sturdier avian exclusion fence. |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
1628 |
I see the Wilsons planted high-grade marijuana and magic mushrooms again." |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
1629 |
They've started migrating south earlier this year. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
1630 |
Honey, it’s just Tom Cruise filming a movie. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
1631 |
How can we keep up with the Joneses? |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
1632 |
OMG, they've figured a way to cross the border. |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
1633 |
I see the Bensons have given up gardening. |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
1634 |
Maybe we should consider a more active hobby |
1.1857 |
0.03597 |
140 |
116 |
22 |
2 |
1635 |
Just our luck, the chard won't be ready to pick for the funeral. |
1.1857 |
0.04002 |
140 |
119 |
16 |
5 |
1636 |
Doug and Bethany are eyeing our crops again. |
1.1857 |
0.04002 |
140 |
119 |
16 |
5 |
1637 |
My Uber Eats is here |
1.1857 |
0.03872 |
140 |
118 |
18 |
4 |
1638 |
I miss our visits with them over the fence. |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
1639 |
Some people just like to show off. |
1.1855 |
0.04187 |
124 |
105 |
15 |
4 |
1640 |
We plant carrots, and they show us up by learning to fly. |
1.1855 |
0.04187 |
124 |
105 |
15 |
4 |
1641 |
Just let's try to not sit directly under them. |
1.1855 |
0.04187 |
124 |
105 |
15 |
4 |
1642 |
That was no bunny rabbit eating the raspberries. |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
1643 |
We're gonna need a scareperson |
1.1852 |
0.04359 |
135 |
117 |
11 |
7 |
1644 |
It does actually look easy on the knees |
1.1852 |
0.04230 |
135 |
116 |
13 |
6 |
1645 |
It could be a symptom of birdflue. |
1.1852 |
0.03960 |
135 |
114 |
17 |
4 |
1646 |
We're not keeping up with the Droneses. |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
1647 |
Spring must be around the corner. The snow birds are back. |
1.1852 |
0.03960 |
135 |
114 |
17 |
4 |
1648 |
Martha, get your umbrella. |
1.1852 |
0.03818 |
135 |
113 |
19 |
3 |
1649 |
Bankers flying south. Another bank must have failed. |
1.1849 |
0.03765 |
146 |
123 |
19 |
4 |
1650 |
Looks like the snowbirds are back from their winter down south. |
1.1849 |
0.03637 |
146 |
122 |
21 |
3 |
1651 |
Well, we know they aren’t going to the office! |
1.1849 |
0.04237 |
146 |
127 |
11 |
8 |
1652 |
Uh-oh! Face plants. |
1.1849 |
0.04460 |
119 |
102 |
12 |
5 |
1653 |
They're Florida gaybirds. A little early this year. |
1.1849 |
0.03952 |
119 |
99 |
18 |
2 |
1654 |
I hope our plants are that good. |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
1655 |
First we were hunters, then gatherers, now fly . . . |
1.1849 |
0.04128 |
119 |
100 |
16 |
3 |
1656 |
I. thought a guy named Icarus tried that & it didn't work. |
1.1849 |
0.04460 |
119 |
102 |
12 |
5 |
1657 |
I hate the way they look down on us. |
1.1846 |
0.04199 |
130 |
111 |
14 |
5 |
1658 |
Those new AI drones are kinda creepy. |
1.1846 |
0.03749 |
130 |
108 |
20 |
2 |
1659 |
Next thing you know, Santa's gonna fire the reindeer. |
1.1846 |
0.04055 |
130 |
110 |
16 |
4 |
1660 |
I guess we don’t have to wait for pigs anymore. |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
1661 |
I guess Mary and John won’t be at the AA meeting in the morning. |
1.1842 |
0.04589 |
114 |
98 |
11 |
5 |
1662 |
I wonder if anyone explained the ripcord to them? |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
1663 |
Get me the BIG net, please. |
1.1842 |
0.04238 |
114 |
96 |
15 |
3 |
1664 |
Oh great, the Ditmyers are at it again, achieve achieve. |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
1665 |
Call your sister and tell her the house she loves is going on the market… |
1.1840 |
0.04156 |
125 |
106 |
15 |
4 |
1666 |
I see the Johnsons got zero-emission transportation. |
1.1840 |
0.03997 |
125 |
105 |
17 |
3 |
1667 |
I wish our neighbors would get a hobby a little more down to earth. |
1.1840 |
0.03833 |
125 |
104 |
19 |
2 |
1668 |
They'll probably crap all over our car like they do every year. |
1.1840 |
0.03833 |
125 |
104 |
19 |
2 |
1669 |
A scarecrow with COVID should do the trick. |
1.1840 |
0.03833 |
125 |
104 |
19 |
2 |
1670 |
We better net the seeds to keep the snowbirds out. |
1.1838 |
0.03933 |
136 |
115 |
17 |
4 |
1671 |
You know it's really spring when the snowbirds head back to Canada. |
1.1838 |
0.03792 |
136 |
114 |
19 |
3 |
1672 |
Wow, the Vivaldi ads a nice touch! |
1.1838 |
0.04329 |
136 |
118 |
11 |
7 |
1673 |
Don't they normally head north this time of year? |
1.1838 |
0.03646 |
136 |
113 |
21 |
2 |
1674 |
Looks like they're coming in hot. |
1.1838 |
0.03792 |
136 |
114 |
19 |
3 |
1675 |
That pilot's training program is really pushing the limits! |
1.1838 |
0.03792 |
136 |
114 |
19 |
3 |
1676 |
They go to Florida every summer. Do they need to make such a big deal of it? |
1.1838 |
0.03792 |
136 |
114 |
19 |
3 |
1677 |
Ahh, It's the Capistranos returning to Lower Manhattan. |
1.1838 |
0.03933 |
136 |
115 |
17 |
4 |
1678 |
Looks like the Smiths are dreaming again |
1.1838 |
0.03933 |
136 |
115 |
17 |
4 |
1679 |
They’re comin’ for the WEED…
NOT to weed!! |
1.1838 |
0.04069 |
136 |
116 |
15 |
5 |
1680 |
They take the snowbird thing very seriously. |
1.1838 |
0.03933 |
136 |
115 |
17 |
4 |
1681 |
Just a coupla loons. |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
1682 |
Did you put the car in the garage? |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
1683 |
I believe they're inflatable drones. |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
1684 |
I wouldn’t say anything about “back to the earth” if I were you, |
1.1833 |
0.03922 |
120 |
100 |
18 |
2 |
1685 |
I see the Smithers are back for the summer |
1.1833 |
0.03922 |
120 |
100 |
18 |
2 |
1686 |
Robin and Jay again..such flock outliers |
1.1833 |
0.04425 |
120 |
103 |
12 |
5 |
1687 |
They may be able to fly, but we have a smaller carbon footprint.... |
1.1833 |
0.04264 |
120 |
102 |
14 |
4 |
1688 |
I guess they thought that their parachutes had opened. |
1.1833 |
0.03922 |
120 |
100 |
18 |
2 |
1689 |
Hey,the Swallows came back. |
1.1833 |
0.04264 |
120 |
102 |
14 |
4 |
1690 |
At least they don't make much noise. |
1.1832 |
0.03723 |
131 |
109 |
20 |
2 |
1691 |
Spring migration, I guess. |
1.1832 |
0.03562 |
131 |
108 |
22 |
1 |
1692 |
The snowbirds are migrating North again. |
1.1832 |
0.03723 |
131 |
109 |
20 |
2 |
1693 |
Right on time, the Griswalds off to Maine for the summer. |
1.1832 |
0.04026 |
131 |
111 |
16 |
4 |
1694 |
We need a more exciting hobby. |
1.1832 |
0.04308 |
131 |
113 |
12 |
6 |
1695 |
So they're the flighty new neighbors. |
1.1832 |
0.04169 |
131 |
112 |
14 |
5 |
1696 |
Because last time I had to wash my shorts twice to get rid of the smell |
1.1832 |
0.03723 |
131 |
109 |
20 |
2 |
1697 |
Judy call the cops, the neighbors are high again |
1.1832 |
0.03877 |
131 |
110 |
18 |
3 |
1698 |
Not a very nice message about keeping up with the neighbors. |
1.1831 |
0.03950 |
142 |
121 |
16 |
5 |
1699 |
Just another sign of climate change I guess. |
1.1831 |
0.03550 |
142 |
118 |
22 |
2 |
1700 |
Maybe we should make a scarecrow holding an AK-47. |
1.1831 |
0.03688 |
142 |
119 |
20 |
3 |
1701 |
Here comes the birds of happiness ! |
1.1831 |
0.03950 |
142 |
121 |
16 |
5 |
1702 |
When we were having dinner , they did say that they were flying to France . |
1.1826 |
0.04552 |
115 |
99 |
11 |
5 |
1703 |
I thought I heard honking. |
1.1826 |
0.04381 |
115 |
98 |
13 |
4 |
1704 |
Keeping up with the Joneses gets harder every year. |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
1705 |
honey, bring me the shotgun... |
1.1826 |
0.04018 |
115 |
96 |
17 |
2 |
1706 |
Great, and we thought crows were difficult? |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
1707 |
Do you think they'll drop a few exotic seeds? |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
1708 |
Maybe we should take the new neighbors up on their dinner invitation. I think it might be interesting. |
1.1826 |
0.04018 |
115 |
96 |
17 |
2 |
1709 |
don’t worry , that’s a couple of amazon delivery folks |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
1710 |
The flying doesn't bother me. It's the X-Ray vision I have a problem with. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1711 |
Oh great, your parents are dropping in for the weekend. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1712 |
They used to fly south for the winter. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1713 |
We're going to need a bigger scarecrow. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1714 |
It’s all timing. We plant early, they pull ripcords too late. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1715 |
They told me they'd be flying home, but . . . . |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1716 |
Did you remember to put the caviar in the feeders? |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1717 |
I need a break. |
1.1825 |
0.03634 |
126 |
104 |
21 |
1 |
1718 |
They did say they were broadening their horizons. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1719 |
I wonder if landing hurts more than kneeling. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1720 |
ANYONE CAN SKYDIVE ...ONCE! |
1.1825 |
0.03634 |
126 |
104 |
21 |
1 |
1721 |
Look! Inflation has gotten to the neighbors! |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1722 |
That’s why I don’t fly Budget Air. |
1.1825 |
0.03907 |
137 |
116 |
17 |
4 |
1723 |
That’s not going to be good for their soil. |
1.1825 |
0.03907 |
137 |
116 |
17 |
4 |
1724 |
Should we stop planting mushrooms? |
1.1824 |
0.03958 |
148 |
127 |
15 |
6 |
1725 |
Looks like it's tourist season. |
1.1818 |
0.03998 |
132 |
112 |
16 |
4 |
1726 |
The Wall Streeters are flying north for the recession. |
1.1818 |
0.04140 |
132 |
113 |
14 |
5 |
1727 |
Paul and Mary have been traveling a lot since they became empty nesters. |
1.1818 |
0.04232 |
121 |
103 |
14 |
4 |
1728 |
Looks like the Byrd’s are home from Florida. |
1.1818 |
0.03797 |
143 |
121 |
18 |
4 |
1729 |
I think our neighbors are growing too much marijuana. |
1.1818 |
0.03998 |
132 |
112 |
16 |
4 |
1730 |
The snow birds are coming back from Florida. |
1.1818 |
0.03797 |
143 |
121 |
18 |
4 |
1731 |
Well there’s a way to get past the airline problems. |
1.1818 |
0.03537 |
132 |
109 |
22 |
1 |
1732 |
well, look at that! … Ned and Jenny Swallow! …
just the other day, Ned says to me … he says, ‘Fielding …when Spring comes, we might be returning to San Juan Capistrano.’ |
1.1818 |
0.03850 |
132 |
111 |
18 |
3 |
1733 |
The Joneses never miss a Red Bull promotion. |
1.1818 |
0.03850 |
132 |
111 |
18 |
3 |
1734 |
I can't wait for the airport to be completed. |
1.1818 |
0.03528 |
143 |
119 |
22 |
2 |
1735 |
Yes, we are simply cameos in Ed's dreamscape! |
1.1818 |
0.03998 |
132 |
112 |
16 |
4 |
1736 |
Keep planting. This stuff he gave us works! |
1.1818 |
0.03850 |
132 |
111 |
18 |
3 |
1737 |
It seems like Hendersons are back earlier every year. |
1.1818 |
0.03998 |
132 |
112 |
16 |
4 |
1738 |
The Johnstons went with mushrooms. |
1.1818 |
0.04391 |
121 |
104 |
12 |
5 |
1739 |
Those kids think life's a big joke. It's not the weekend, they should be in goddamn school! |
1.1818 |
0.04066 |
121 |
102 |
16 |
3 |
1740 |
Are those real or a side effect of our cheaper meds? |
1.1818 |
0.04066 |
121 |
102 |
16 |
3 |
1741 |
They will never know the joys of gardening. |
1.1818 |
0.04232 |
121 |
103 |
14 |
4 |
1742 |
Commuters. |
1.1818 |
0.03924 |
143 |
122 |
16 |
5 |
1743 |
I wish we could afford to buy Redbull... |
1.1818 |
0.04232 |
121 |
103 |
14 |
4 |
1744 |
I knew that wasn’t a bird that pooped on the car yesterday |
1.1818 |
0.04140 |
132 |
113 |
14 |
5 |
1745 |
Looks like the Smiths have completed their bucket list. |
1.1812 |
0.04015 |
138 |
118 |
15 |
5 |
1746 |
Looks like the Cunninghams are flying south for the winter. |
1.1812 |
0.03742 |
138 |
116 |
19 |
3 |
1747 |
She’s no Sally Field. |
1.1812 |
0.04270 |
138 |
120 |
11 |
7 |
1748 |
Look dear. You really know it's spring when the snowbirds begin to fly home! |
1.1812 |
0.03881 |
138 |
117 |
17 |
4 |
1749 |
You know it's time to plant when the Cranes come back from Florida." |
1.1811 |
0.04245 |
127 |
109 |
13 |
5 |
1750 |
I wonder if they're returning snowbirds, or reasonable people fleeing Ron DeSantis. |
1.1811 |
0.03940 |
127 |
107 |
17 |
3 |
1751 |
Oh look! The first snowbirds are returning! |
1.1811 |
0.04095 |
127 |
108 |
15 |
4 |
1752 |
It looks like the snowbirds are back from Florida. |
1.1811 |
0.03778 |
127 |
106 |
19 |
2 |
1753 |
They better not fly over our car. |
1.1811 |
0.04245 |
127 |
109 |
13 |
5 |
1754 |
Looks like our fertilizer is here. |
1.1811 |
0.03940 |
127 |
107 |
17 |
3 |
1755 |
We need a new travel agent. |
1.1811 |
0.03940 |
127 |
107 |
17 |
3 |
1756 |
Looks like the Greenbaums are back from wintering in St. Barts. |
1.1811 |
0.03940 |
127 |
107 |
17 |
3 |
1757 |
Snow birds return. |
1.1811 |
0.04530 |
127 |
111 |
9 |
7 |
1758 |
Well damn...they must've molted! |
1.1811 |
0.03608 |
127 |
105 |
21 |
1 |
1759 |
Whoa! I thought "snowbirds" was a metaphor. |
1.1811 |
0.04095 |
127 |
108 |
15 |
4 |
1760 |
Apparently they planted something other than green beans |
1.1810 |
0.03986 |
116 |
97 |
17 |
2 |
1761 |
That mega-trampoline was a bad idea. |
1.1810 |
0.04515 |
116 |
100 |
11 |
5 |
1762 |
Put the scarecrow up. The Emersons are not eating our seeds again. |
1.1810 |
0.04346 |
116 |
99 |
13 |
4 |
1763 |
Well, there go the Jones's on another cheap vacation trip. |
1.1810 |
0.04515 |
116 |
100 |
11 |
5 |
1764 |
It's our Senator and Representative, diving into their campaigns early. |
1.1810 |
0.04515 |
116 |
100 |
11 |
5 |
1765 |
Here comes another summer of learning all about Florida and the challenges of maintaining a low carbon footprint. |
1.1810 |
0.04170 |
116 |
98 |
15 |
3 |
1766 |
That's a first -- the snowbirds returning without their RVs. |
1.1810 |
0.04645 |
105 |
90 |
11 |
4 |
1767 |
Is there a season on those? |
1.1806 |
0.03641 |
144 |
121 |
20 |
3 |
1768 |
I told you the skydive bar around the corner would be a nuisance. |
1.1806 |
0.03899 |
144 |
123 |
16 |
5 |
1769 |
I'm glad other people kept their Pandemic hobbies. |
1.1805 |
0.04111 |
133 |
114 |
14 |
5 |
1770 |
The neighbors are high as a kite again |
1.1805 |
0.03824 |
133 |
112 |
18 |
3 |
1771 |
Is it just me or are the neighbors high again? |
1.1805 |
0.04247 |
133 |
115 |
12 |
6 |
1772 |
I thought they were flying in on Tuesday. |
1.1805 |
0.03824 |
133 |
112 |
18 |
3 |
1773 |
It's safe to plant our tomatoes when the snowbirds are migrating back from Florida. |
1.1805 |
0.04247 |
133 |
115 |
12 |
6 |
1774 |
Call the HOA, the Millers aren’t working on their yard. |
1.1803 |
0.04358 |
122 |
105 |
12 |
5 |
1775 |
Maybe we should raise the fences again. |
1.1803 |
0.03495 |
122 |
100 |
22 |
0 |
1776 |
Get ready for another spring planting. |
1.1803 |
0.04358 |
122 |
105 |
12 |
5 |
1777 |
Spring is officially here… the Kapinsky’s are migrating back from Florida. |
1.1803 |
0.03684 |
122 |
101 |
20 |
1 |
1778 |
I told you that skydiving Groupons are a bad idea. |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
1779 |
Gee, I wonder what their garden looks like? |
1.1803 |
0.03863 |
122 |
102 |
18 |
2 |
1780 |
I thought you’d told them to call first, no drop-ins. |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
1781 |
I never found the Johnsons to be a particularly grounded couple. |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
1782 |
Blind skydiving was never a good idea. |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
1783 |
This takes helicopter parenting to the next level. |
1.1803 |
0.04199 |
122 |
104 |
14 |
4 |
1784 |
I guess she made beans again. |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
1785 |
Ah, the snowbirds, flying north for the spring. |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
1786 |
That's one way to avoid airline cancellations. |
1.1802 |
0.04650 |
111 |
96 |
10 |
5 |
1787 |
Man, it’s raining Kates and Dougs out here. |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
1788 |
See Oliver, I told you if we popped the spy balloon, they'd find another way. |
1.1800 |
0.03908 |
150 |
129 |
15 |
6 |
1789 |
Ok… so Rick and Pete are better at retirement than we are. |
1.1799 |
0.04116 |
139 |
120 |
13 |
6 |
1790 |
They're migrant workers. |
1.1799 |
0.04116 |
139 |
120 |
13 |
6 |
1791 |
Don't worry, it's not this stuff. Those guys can actually fly. |
1.1799 |
0.03425 |
139 |
115 |
23 |
1 |
1792 |
That new nonstop airline is cheap, but crazy. |
1.1797 |
0.03751 |
128 |
107 |
19 |
2 |
1793 |
No gift, no tomatoes. |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
1794 |
Just your garden variety migratory types |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
1795 |
I thought gardening was uplifting." |
1.1795 |
0.04312 |
117 |
100 |
13 |
4 |
1796 |
Look honey, it’s Wilbur and Orville |
1.1795 |
0.04479 |
117 |
101 |
11 |
5 |
1797 |
The magpies are proficient at parroting. |
1.1795 |
0.04137 |
117 |
99 |
15 |
3 |
1798 |
Omnivores!." "Watch out!! |
1.1791 |
0.03943 |
134 |
114 |
16 |
4 |
1799 |
Hallelujah it's raining men, amen |
1.1791 |
0.04082 |
134 |
115 |
14 |
5 |
1800 |
Well that explains the brown muck on the statue in town. |
1.1791 |
0.03943 |
134 |
114 |
16 |
4 |
1801 |
Should we grow weed? |
1.1791 |
0.03943 |
134 |
114 |
16 |
4 |
1802 |
Sure, the Johnson’s can fly, but I heard their lawn is a mess. |
1.1791 |
0.03943 |
134 |
114 |
16 |
4 |
1803 |
We better put up our scarecrow very soon. |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
123 |
104 |
16 |
3 |
1804 |
Yeah, well our hobbies probably seem more thrilling to them. |
1.1789 |
0.03657 |
123 |
102 |
20 |
1 |
1805 |
I told you the country is being taken over by the far wingers |
1.1789 |
0.04168 |
123 |
105 |
14 |
4 |
1806 |
I don't think those were portobello mushrooms you planted. |
1.1789 |
0.03835 |
123 |
103 |
18 |
2 |
1807 |
The Wilson’s planted those magic mushrooms again |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
123 |
104 |
16 |
3 |
1808 |
Reminds me that we need to plan our visit to Canada this summer. |
1.1789 |
0.03657 |
123 |
102 |
20 |
1 |
1809 |
Yup, it’s Spring. The snowbirds are flying north. |
1.1789 |
0.03835 |
123 |
103 |
18 |
2 |
1810 |
They said they were taking a flyer. |
1.1789 |
0.04476 |
123 |
107 |
10 |
6 |
1811 |
Look at that. Methane powered. I’ll be darned. |
1.1789 |
0.03657 |
123 |
107 |
12 |
4 |
1812 |
Seriously, how many Coronation flypasts are they going to do? |
1.1789 |
0.04168 |
123 |
105 |
14 |
4 |
1813 |
I think I want to explore new hobbies |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
123 |
104 |
16 |
3 |
1814 |
Looks like the Petersons are back from their winter vacation in Mexico. |
1.1788 |
0.03884 |
151 |
130 |
15 |
6 |
1815 |
The cannabis varieties get better every day. |
1.1788 |
0.03769 |
151 |
129 |
17 |
5 |
1816 |
Get the protective netting for the tomatoes. Ed and Mavis are back from Florida and they look hungry. |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
1817 |
I like them, but they’re in our airspace. |
1.1786 |
0.04054 |
112 |
94 |
16 |
2 |
1818 |
It's the Mergusons, back from Florida. |
1.1786 |
0.03693 |
140 |
118 |
19 |
3 |
1819 |
We need a new strategy to protect the seeds. |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
1820 |
It must be spring — the Robbinses are back. |
1.1783 |
0.03558 |
129 |
107 |
21 |
1 |
1821 |
Jerry is having the flying dream again. |
1.1783 |
0.03724 |
129 |
108 |
19 |
2 |
1822 |
We plant it and they smoke it! |
1.1783 |
0.04184 |
129 |
111 |
13 |
5 |
1823 |
It just makes mating season so awkward. |
1.1783 |
0.03724 |
129 |
108 |
19 |
2 |
1824 |
Oh my God, it's the Nelson's again. I guess we weren't sufficiently effusive when they showed off their submarines |
1.1783 |
0.04184 |
129 |
111 |
13 |
5 |
1825 |
Oh, look who else has a new hobby. |
1.1783 |
0.03724 |
129 |
108 |
19 |
2 |
1826 |
This is what happens when the government doesn't know how to regulate AI. |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
1827 |
Those arms signal 'we're going to crash!' |
1.1780 |
0.03536 |
118 |
97 |
21 |
0 |
1828 |
Why don’t we do that? |
1.1780 |
0.04444 |
118 |
102 |
11 |
5 |
1829 |
I hope they aren't planning to eat our little seedlings. |
1.1780 |
0.03924 |
118 |
99 |
17 |
2 |
1830 |
'' yet another real estate agent trying something different...." |
1.1780 |
0.04278 |
118 |
101 |
13 |
4 |
1831 |
But will lavender keep out the Abernathy's? |
1.1780 |
0.03735 |
118 |
98 |
19 |
1 |
1832 |
Their free time looks a lot more free than ours. |
1.1780 |
0.03924 |
118 |
99 |
17 |
2 |
1833 |
They make it look so easy, don’t they? |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
1834 |
I’m glad we’re both down to earth. |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
1835 |
I hope the one on the right likes surprises. |
1.1780 |
0.04278 |
118 |
101 |
13 |
4 |
1836 |
When pigs can fly |
1.1778 |
0.03772 |
135 |
114 |
18 |
3 |
1837 |
Better hide the seeds … |
1.1778 |
0.04054 |
135 |
116 |
14 |
5 |
1838 |
They are getting really fancy with those drones. |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
1839 |
Just when we start working on being more grounded |
1.1776 |
0.04160 |
107 |
90 |
15 |
2 |
1840 |
Well, the Hansons are back from Florida. |
1.1774 |
0.04442 |
124 |
108 |
10 |
6 |
1841 |
So when he said "do you want to get high with us?" I guess I misunderstood. Anyway, we are on for tomorrow. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
1842 |
The Wallendas are back |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
1843 |
"That's it Margaret. This is where we stop trying to keep up with the Joneses." |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
1844 |
What weirdos. They probably drive EVs. |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
1845 |
I told you bird parents are worse than helicopter parents… |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
1846 |
Well, that explains the beanbag in our tree. |
1.1773 |
0.03804 |
141 |
120 |
17 |
4 |
1847 |
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s the neighbors? |
1.1773 |
0.03669 |
141 |
119 |
19 |
3 |
1848 |
Damn! They're already back and it's only May 1. |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
1849 |
I guess they had a little too much RedBull. |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
1850 |
Look at those smug expressions! I think they are about to release their « golden parachutes ». |
1.1770 |
0.04396 |
113 |
97 |
12 |
4 |
1851 |
Looks like the Byrds are back from their winter getaway. |
1.1769 |
0.03856 |
130 |
110 |
17 |
3 |
1852 |
Looks like the neighbors found their Red Bull stash. |
1.1769 |
0.03856 |
130 |
110 |
17 |
3 |
1853 |
Oh great,you start ONE above-board weed farm and suddenly it’s an open invite to the “They had $2.5 million to repurpose a barn somewhere up the Hudson” New York Times real estate section crew |
1.1769 |
0.04007 |
130 |
111 |
15 |
4 |
1854 |
Poop alert! |
1.1769 |
0.04007 |
130 |
111 |
15 |
4 |
1855 |
Looks like the Harrison’s have been harvesting their ‘oregano’ again! |
1.1765 |
0.03889 |
136 |
116 |
16 |
4 |
1856 |
It looks like more executives escaped another bank collapse |
1.1765 |
0.03894 |
119 |
100 |
17 |
2 |
1857 |
The summer people, right on time |
1.1765 |
0.03598 |
136 |
114 |
20 |
2 |
1858 |
The Kaplans are having that flying dream again. |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
1859 |
I see they're back from their 'Infinite Possibilities' retreat. |
1.1765 |
0.04409 |
119 |
103 |
11 |
5 |
1860 |
The right-wingers are flying south. |
1.1765 |
0.04409 |
119 |
103 |
11 |
5 |
1861 |
There go the HOA inspectors again! |
1.1765 |
0.04409 |
119 |
103 |
11 |
5 |
1862 |
I thought Darwin Award winners don't get to breed. |
1.1765 |
0.04026 |
136 |
117 |
14 |
5 |
1863 |
It must be May, the Birnbaums are back from Boca. |
1.1765 |
0.03746 |
136 |
115 |
18 |
3 |
1864 |
Well, it looks like the new neighbors are high again. |
1.1761 |
0.03779 |
142 |
121 |
17 |
4 |
1865 |
I hate it when they fly back from Florida! |
1.1760 |
0.04409 |
125 |
109 |
10 |
6 |
1866 |
Smiles aplenty, obviously headed to The Villages. |
1.1760 |
0.03945 |
125 |
106 |
16 |
3 |
1867 |
Flying north so early? It must be global warming. |
1.1760 |
0.03778 |
125 |
105 |
18 |
2 |
1868 |
Looks like we're going to need the scarecrow. |
1.1760 |
0.03778 |
125 |
105 |
18 |
2 |
1869 |
Those can’t be the first robins of Spring. |
1.1760 |
0.03604 |
125 |
104 |
20 |
1 |
1870 |
Look, the Hansons are already flying north for the summer. We'd better get these starts in now! |
1.1759 |
0.04124 |
108 |
91 |
15 |
2 |
1871 |
Hey hon,looks like the Johnsons are back from Florida. |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
1872 |
We’re going to need to rethink the scarecrow design. |
1.1759 |
0.04124 |
108 |
91 |
15 |
2 |
1873 |
Baggage and fuselage are an extra charge. |
1.1759 |
0.04892 |
108 |
95 |
7 |
6 |
1874 |
We better put up the scare bro |
1.1757 |
0.04036 |
148 |
129 |
12 |
7 |
1875 |
Do you think we need a scarecrow? |
1.1756 |
0.03672 |
131 |
110 |
19 |
2 |
1876 |
Look, the businessmen are migrating. |
1.1756 |
0.03979 |
131 |
112 |
15 |
4 |
1877 |
I know airfares have skyrocketed, but really? |
1.1756 |
0.04124 |
131 |
113 |
13 |
5 |
1878 |
Will our weed get us that high? |
1.1756 |
0.04124 |
131 |
113 |
13 |
5 |
1879 |
I hope the Hendersons don't eat our seedlings again. |
1.1756 |
0.04264 |
131 |
114 |
11 |
6 |
1880 |
Maybe we should try that Red Bull? |
1.1756 |
0.03979 |
131 |
112 |
15 |
4 |
1881 |
Every spring our garden has a new predator. |
1.1756 |
0.03829 |
131 |
111 |
17 |
3 |
1882 |
In typical fashion they are trying to one-up our drone. |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
1883 |
Your flying aunts are early this year. |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
1884 |
Aren't those the two that wrecked our birdbath last week? |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
1885 |
They're a little early this year, aren't they? |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
1886 |
Your in-laws have arrived |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
1887 |
I don't think I would be that happy with no-frills flying. |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
1888 |
There go the neighbors. |
1.1753 |
0.04863 |
97 |
84 |
9 |
4 |
1889 |
In our day, youngsters didn't have helium enemas! |
1.1750 |
0.04211 |
120 |
103 |
13 |
4 |
1890 |
I told you there was something different about Clark Kent's kids... |
1.1750 |
0.04042 |
120 |
102 |
15 |
3 |
1891 |
They read online you could sky dive without a parachute. |
1.1750 |
0.04042 |
120 |
102 |
15 |
3 |
1892 |
Snowbirds are early this year |
1.1750 |
0.03864 |
120 |
101 |
17 |
2 |
1893 |
Well, it is that time of year... |
1.1750 |
0.03864 |
120 |
101 |
17 |
2 |
1894 |
I told you we have been out in the sun too long.... |
1.1750 |
0.03864 |
120 |
101 |
17 |
2 |
1895 |
We may have started the garden a little late this year, Dear—the snowbirds are already back. |
1.1750 |
0.03864 |
120 |
101 |
17 |
2 |
1896 |
At the hardware store Bob said the only alternative she gave him was going on Dr. Phil. |
1.1750 |
0.04374 |
120 |
104 |
11 |
5 |
1897 |
planting the future together |
1.1750 |
0.03864 |
120 |
101 |
17 |
2 |
1898 |
Guess it’s true what they say: Ida and Fred never sweat the details. |
1.1748 |
0.04236 |
103 |
87 |
14 |
2 |
1899 |
Looks like help has finally arrived |
1.1748 |
0.04864 |
103 |
90 |
8 |
5 |
1900 |
It's just the Johnsons, up to another daring, ballsy Saturday as per usual. They are so like us. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
1901 |
Look, honey, it's the regular migration of CPAs heading to Bermuda after tax season. |
1.1746 |
0.03751 |
126 |
106 |
18 |
2 |
1902 |
That's one way to lose out on frequent flier miles |
1.1746 |
0.03751 |
126 |
106 |
18 |
2 |
1903 |
Adding to the methane problem !! |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
1904 |
I know what to do with that extra manure. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
1905 |
Republicans Flying North for The Primaries |
1.1746 |
0.04376 |
126 |
110 |
10 |
6 |
1906 |
I thought about it, but they don't offer health insurance to freelance drones. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
1907 |
Flying back north for the summer I guess. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
1908 |
Huh. I read that AI generated content was going to be difficult to spot. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
1909 |
I think we finally managed to land a good batch of hemp plants |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
1910 |
I’m told they’re actually pretty intelligent. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
1911 |
It's a sure sign of Spring. The Birdbrains have returned ! |
1.1743 |
0.04671 |
109 |
95 |
9 |
5 |
1912 |
You said we'd move when pigs fly. I'm not sure what this mean we should do. |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
1913 |
They were having so much fun, they forgot to pull the cord. |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
1914 |
I guess their superfoods aren't advertised in 'Home and Garden.' |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
1915 |
If we were meant to fly, God would never have invented gravity. |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
1916 |
I guess the internet was right, birds aren’t real! |
1.1743 |
0.03876 |
109 |
91 |
17 |
1 |
1917 |
Grandpa always said "look to the sky for signs of the Apocalypse" |
1.1742 |
0.03951 |
132 |
113 |
15 |
4 |
1918 |
The flying Wallendas are back - a sure sign of spring. |
1.1742 |
0.03802 |
132 |
112 |
17 |
3 |
1919 |
Look, Martha, it's the Hendersons, back from Florida. You know it's Spring when the snowbirds return to New York. |
1.1742 |
0.03951 |
132 |
113 |
15 |
4 |
1920 |
Looks like the snowbirds are right on schedule. |
1.1742 |
0.03802 |
132 |
112 |
17 |
3 |
1921 |
Looks like the neighbors are back from the south. |
1.1742 |
0.03646 |
132 |
111 |
19 |
2 |
1922 |
I preferred it when they used a private jet - it was harder to detect their smugness. |
1.1739 |
0.04498 |
115 |
100 |
10 |
5 |
1923 |
To hell with the vegetables. We should be raising mushrooms. |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
1924 |
We should get a garage. |
1.1739 |
0.03550 |
115 |
95 |
20 |
0 |
1925 |
Looks like the Thompsons have returned after flying south for the winter. |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
1926 |
That time of the year again, the Snow Birds are flying north. |
1.1739 |
0.03696 |
138 |
117 |
18 |
3 |
1927 |
Looks like Frequent Flyers... |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
1928 |
I think we’ve lost the plot. |
1.1739 |
0.04498 |
115 |
100 |
10 |
5 |
1929 |
Looks like the Bill and Janice are back from Florida. |
1.1739 |
0.03836 |
138 |
118 |
16 |
4 |
1930 |
Just pray they're not vegans. |
1.1739 |
0.03398 |
138 |
115 |
22 |
1 |
1931 |
Looks like they got over their fear of flying. |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
1932 |
I told you that weed killer made me feel high. |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
1933 |
It must be May 1 - the accountants are flying again. |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
1934 |
Birding looks more fun than gardening. |
1.1739 |
0.03550 |
115 |
95 |
20 |
0 |
1935 |
They’re anti-social and anti-gravity. |
1.1739 |
0.03759 |
115 |
96 |
18 |
1 |
1936 |
That vaccine has hit people quite differently |
1.1736 |
0.04340 |
121 |
105 |
11 |
5 |
1937 |
It’s really hard to keep up with the Joneses when they’re growing shrooms. |
1.1736 |
0.04179 |
121 |
104 |
13 |
4 |
1938 |
My best guess would be that they're near sighted. |
1.1736 |
0.03651 |
121 |
101 |
19 |
1 |
1939 |
That's why I don't plant poppies. |
1.1736 |
0.03835 |
121 |
102 |
17 |
2 |
1940 |
If these seeds they gave us are as good as they said they are we’ll be up there with them in a couple of months. |
1.1736 |
0.04179 |
121 |
104 |
13 |
4 |
1941 |
Your brothers always feel like they can just drop in any time. |
1.1736 |
0.04340 |
121 |
105 |
11 |
5 |
1942 |
I told you not to eat the seeds. |
1.1736 |
0.04340 |
121 |
105 |
11 |
5 |
1943 |
How long have migrant laborers been white collar workers? |
1.1732 |
0.03888 |
127 |
108 |
16 |
3 |
1944 |
Are those Snowbirds? |
1.1732 |
0.03888 |
127 |
108 |
16 |
3 |
1945 |
Look! The Loons are flying South for the tourist season. |
1.1732 |
0.04045 |
127 |
109 |
14 |
4 |
1946 |
Looks like the edibles are kicking in. |
1.1732 |
0.04343 |
127 |
111 |
10 |
6 |
1947 |
Looks like the Supers are back from Florida. |
1.1732 |
0.04343 |
127 |
111 |
10 |
6 |
1948 |
Look, it's the first jackasses of spring. |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
1949 |
Tell me you didn’t invite the Robbins to our garden party. |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
1950 |
Honey, hand me the Red Bull. I’m going up. |
1.1731 |
0.04622 |
104 |
90 |
10 |
4 |
1951 |
The snowbirds are returning late this year. |
1.1729 |
0.03775 |
133 |
113 |
17 |
3 |
1952 |
Those nosy neighbors are here again. |
1.1729 |
0.03460 |
133 |
111 |
21 |
1 |
1953 |
I guess the markets are trending south this year. |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
1954 |
Look! It's raining people! |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
1955 |
Don’t worry. Those things don’t generally eat green leafy vegetables. |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
1956 |
The homeowners association is not going to approve this! |
1.1727 |
0.03811 |
139 |
119 |
16 |
4 |
1957 |
You know it's spring when the Smiths fly north from Boca. |
1.1727 |
0.03811 |
139 |
119 |
16 |
4 |
1958 |
I hate uninvited guests. |
1.1727 |
0.03376 |
139 |
116 |
22 |
1 |
1959 |
You're sure these are the same beans the Carters planted? |
1.1727 |
0.03811 |
139 |
119 |
16 |
4 |
1960 |
Oh look, more inane drones |
1.1724 |
0.03925 |
116 |
98 |
16 |
2 |
1961 |
I told them to rent a bouncy house with a roof. |
1.1724 |
0.04112 |
116 |
99 |
14 |
3 |
1962 |
There they go again -Patti and Bob showing off how they aren't the same as the rest of us in the neighborhood. |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
1963 |
Maybe we should just go to the dispensary and skip the growing season. |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
1964 |
I got to stop smokin' dope before gardening. |
1.1724 |
0.04112 |
116 |
99 |
14 |
3 |
1965 |
My God, they’re scouting out our produce before we even plant it! |
1.1724 |
0.03925 |
116 |
98 |
16 |
2 |
1966 |
I’m telling you Helen they’re worse then the rabbits |
1.1724 |
0.04076 |
145 |
127 |
11 |
7 |
1967 |
Why do the Byrds fly south in Spring? |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
1968 |
I sure hope that dynamic duo’s wearing adult diapers. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
1969 |
It's May - why are the uber-rich flying south already? |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
1970 |
they'll do anything to know what we are planting. |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
1971 |
I guess they really did find their natural high. |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
1972 |
I guess I should be glad that Mom and Pop found a new hobby. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
1973 |
Looks like Florida’s policies have finally reversed the great migration. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
1974 |
Birding ain't what it used to be. |
1.1719 |
0.04312 |
128 |
112 |
10 |
6 |
1975 |
Glad I am wearing a hat this time. |
1.1719 |
0.03527 |
128 |
107 |
20 |
1 |
1976 |
I hope I closed the skylight. |
1.1719 |
0.03860 |
128 |
109 |
16 |
3 |
1977 |
Ugh… those entitled millennials thinking the rules don’t apply to them! |
1.1719 |
0.03860 |
128 |
109 |
16 |
3 |
1978 |
Hope they don't like greens. |
1.1719 |
0.04016 |
128 |
110 |
14 |
4 |
1979 |
The Rosenbergs are back from Florida. |
1.1719 |
0.03860 |
128 |
109 |
16 |
3 |
1980 |
Being an empty nester doesn't look so bad after all. |
1.1719 |
0.03697 |
128 |
108 |
18 |
2 |
1981 |
Fine for the Farquhars. They’re early adopters. But I’m at least two leases away from an invisible self-driving anti-gravity EV. |
1.1719 |
0.03697 |
128 |
108 |
18 |
2 |
1982 |
Looks like the Florida Showbirds are back for the summer. |
1.1719 |
0.03860 |
128 |
109 |
16 |
3 |
1983 |
The Johnsons are back from Florida. |
1.1719 |
0.03697 |
128 |
108 |
18 |
2 |
1984 |
I didn't know that Comic-Con was in town this weekend. |
1.1719 |
0.03860 |
128 |
109 |
16 |
3 |
1985 |
Do you think they'll be good pollinators? |
1.1717 |
0.04771 |
99 |
86 |
9 |
4 |
1986 |
Quick, put a MAGA hat on the scarecrow. |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
1987 |
I see the neighbors have migrated back from Cancun. |
1.1716 |
0.03749 |
134 |
114 |
17 |
3 |
1988 |
They're flying north already? Another sign of global warming. |
1.1716 |
0.03437 |
134 |
112 |
21 |
1 |
1989 |
I’m getting really tired of these TikTok trends. |
1.1716 |
0.03749 |
134 |
114 |
17 |
3 |
1990 |
Oh wow, there go the Canadian Lawyers flying South to Florida for hurricane season. |
1.1716 |
0.04037 |
134 |
116 |
13 |
5 |
1991 |
I told you we should have taken the couples mutation session instead. |
1.1716 |
0.03749 |
134 |
114 |
17 |
3 |
1992 |
I guess Mr. and Mrs. Pigg decided to test the principle once and for all. |
1.1716 |
0.03896 |
134 |
115 |
15 |
4 |
1993 |
Looks like John and Joel are back from vacation in Ibiza. |
1.1716 |
0.03437 |
134 |
112 |
21 |
1 |
1994 |
I’m sick and tired of these high flyers from the city lording it over us. |
1.1716 |
0.03896 |
134 |
115 |
15 |
4 |
1995 |
Damn it, I thought you said snowbird season was over. |
1.1716 |
0.03596 |
134 |
113 |
19 |
2 |
1996 |
Oh dear, I don't think only one parachute is going to help! |
1.1716 |
0.03749 |
134 |
114 |
17 |
3 |
1997 |
I thought the flying lessons would require more equipment. |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
1998 |
Must be newlyweds..... |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
1999 |
Yeah,well,must be nice to have a gardener. |
1.1714 |
0.04048 |
140 |
122 |
12 |
6 |
2000 |
Snowbirds are back, guess we have a home owners association meeting soon. |
1.1714 |
0.03919 |
140 |
121 |
14 |
5 |
2001 |
Yeah, it's impressive. But the yelling "Up, up, and away" 15 times a day is getting old. |
1.1714 |
0.03647 |
140 |
119 |
18 |
3 |
2002 |
Funny, I've always thought both the Hamiltons were a bit flighty. |
1.1714 |
0.04162 |
105 |
89 |
14 |
2 |
2003 |
The corporate vultures are circling our local bank. |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
2004 |
Hey look, everything we are not. |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
2005 |
poor things must be victims of the adderall shortage |
1.1714 |
0.03785 |
140 |
120 |
16 |
4 |
2006 |
They say they mate for life! |
1.1712 |
0.03553 |
146 |
124 |
19 |
3 |
2007 |
Being full of hot air does give the Ericksons some advantage! |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
2008 |
Well, it looks like Icarus met somebody. |
1.1712 |
0.04592 |
111 |
97 |
9 |
5 |
2009 |
Is pesticide considered a hallucinogen? |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
2010 |
Uh, oh - We’re gonna need a bigger scarecrow. |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
2011 |
The Wallendas are at it again. |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
2012 |
Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer the traditional scarecrow. |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
2013 |
I always knew our guardian angels were idiots. |
1.1712 |
0.03813 |
111 |
93 |
17 |
1 |
2014 |
Yeah, but I bet they won't have home-grown radishes in the summer. |
1.1709 |
0.04079 |
117 |
100 |
14 |
3 |
2015 |
No biggie. I do it in my sleep at least once a week. |
1.1709 |
0.04426 |
117 |
102 |
10 |
5 |
2016 |
Unlike Pigeons,their droppings on your head are quite bad luck. |
1.1709 |
0.04426 |
117 |
102 |
10 |
5 |
2017 |
You'd hope Bob and Myra would eventually get tired of flaunting all that air travel. |
1.1709 |
0.03700 |
117 |
98 |
18 |
1 |
2018 |
I think they're checking to see whether we may be planting any Beyond Burger seeds. |
1.1709 |
0.04079 |
117 |
100 |
14 |
3 |
2019 |
Look, Honey, the Swallows are back from Capistrano early this year. |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
2020 |
Their last kid must have just left for college. |
1.1709 |
0.04426 |
117 |
102 |
10 |
5 |
2021 |
They’re saying it might just be their best crop yet! |
1.1709 |
0.04589 |
117 |
103 |
8 |
6 |
2022 |
I’d like to have what they’re having. |
1.1709 |
0.04256 |
117 |
101 |
12 |
4 |
2023 |
Do you think they know the chutes didn’t open…? |
1.1709 |
0.04256 |
117 |
101 |
12 |
4 |
2024 |
Looks like the Joneses are flying back for the summer. |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
2025 |
Looks like those Anderson boys are getting high again. |
1.1709 |
0.04256 |
117 |
101 |
12 |
4 |
2026 |
Looks like the Caplans are heading back here from their Arizona condo. |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
2027 |
I see the Nicholsons are back from Florida |
1.1707 |
0.04274 |
123 |
107 |
11 |
5 |
2028 |
Migratory patterns are certainly changing, huh? |
1.1707 |
0.04274 |
123 |
107 |
11 |
5 |
2029 |
Looks like we've got some cleaning up to do |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2030 |
The Morrisons seem to fly off the handle at the drop of a hat! |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2031 |
The government is getting less and less inconspicuous... |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2032 |
Hey, the Wilsons are migrating back from Eastern Canada. |
1.1705 |
0.03987 |
129 |
111 |
14 |
4 |
2033 |
Uh-oh, the vegetarians have arrived. |
1.1705 |
0.04554 |
129 |
115 |
6 |
8 |
2034 |
Just don’t poop on our land |
1.1705 |
0.03502 |
129 |
108 |
20 |
1 |
2035 |
Looks like the snowbirds are migrating north again. |
1.1705 |
0.04280 |
129 |
113 |
10 |
6 |
2036 |
It's the Rapture! |
1.1705 |
0.04136 |
129 |
112 |
12 |
5 |
2037 |
If only they knew, gardening is much more grounding. |
1.1705 |
0.03832 |
129 |
110 |
16 |
3 |
2038 |
Is this the so-called flight simulator pilots train on? |
1.1705 |
0.03987 |
129 |
111 |
14 |
4 |
2039 |
They're called snowbirds because they'll hit snow somewhere near Milwaukee. |
1.1705 |
0.03987 |
129 |
111 |
14 |
4 |
2040 |
See? I knew we were on the right track with growing our own cannabis. |
1.1704 |
0.04009 |
135 |
117 |
13 |
5 |
2041 |
Well...Capistrano has its swallows and we have our neighbors the Wilsons... |
1.1704 |
0.03869 |
135 |
116 |
15 |
4 |
2042 |
Proof that you don’t need a parachute to skydive you only need one to skydive twice |
1.1702 |
0.03893 |
141 |
122 |
14 |
5 |
2043 |
Fred and Martha return from Florida |
1.1701 |
0.03660 |
147 |
126 |
17 |
4 |
2044 |
It's only AI |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
2045 |
Leave it to the Joneses to out-green us. |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
2046 |
So antigravity is a thing now? |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2047 |
Looks like the Sparrow brothers are returning from Mexico. |
1.1696 |
0.03781 |
112 |
94 |
17 |
1 |
2048 |
A sure sign of spring! The Hendersons are coming back from the South. |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2049 |
Looks like we’re going to need the scarecrow again this year. |
1.1696 |
0.04553 |
112 |
98 |
9 |
5 |
2050 |
The neighborhood is going to the Birds. |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2051 |
I hate trampolines. |
1.1696 |
0.04373 |
112 |
97 |
11 |
4 |
2052 |
We really don't have any privacy. |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2053 |
That's our new neighbours. They live nest door. |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
2054 |
Yes, someone told me they were a really down to earth couple, too. |
1.1696 |
0.04553 |
112 |
98 |
9 |
5 |
2055 |
I often wonder where they get the energy. |
1.1696 |
0.03562 |
112 |
93 |
19 |
0 |
2056 |
That’s going to make great mulch! |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
2057 |
The weatherman didn’t say anything about this. |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2058 |
Isn't it early for the gliders to come back to Capistrano? |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2059 |
Looks like the Snowdens are back from Tampa. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2060 |
Well! Fall came early. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2061 |
Looks like the grass really is better in the neighbours' yard. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2062 |
They’re having a good time! |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2063 |
Well, they said they fly back in May. |
1.1694 |
0.03570 |
124 |
104 |
19 |
1 |
2064 |
Climate change is confusing the snowbirds too now. |
1.1692 |
0.03645 |
130 |
110 |
18 |
2 |
2065 |
The Pans are at it again." |
1.1692 |
0.04106 |
130 |
113 |
12 |
5 |
2066 |
Relax, they'll be fertilizer in about 10 seconds... |
1.1692 |
0.03805 |
130 |
111 |
16 |
3 |
2067 |
Drone clones |
1.1692 |
0.03805 |
130 |
111 |
16 |
3 |
2068 |
He'd better pull the ripcord soon. |
1.1692 |
0.03645 |
130 |
110 |
18 |
2 |
2069 |
Put up the GMO sign, that should keep them away. |
1.1690 |
0.03600 |
142 |
121 |
18 |
3 |
2070 |
Hope they are wearing diapers! |
1.1682 |
0.03868 |
107 |
90 |
16 |
1 |
2071 |
We are about to find out the meaning of terra firma. |
1.1682 |
0.04500 |
107 |
93 |
10 |
4 |
2072 |
The fertilizer’s here. |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
2073 |
Why can’t they just take the Auto Train like everyone else? |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
2074 |
chat gpt says, ""Unbeknownst to the gardeners, two airborne acrobats pirouette above, adding an unexpected twist to their blossoming paradise." |
1.1681 |
0.03751 |
113 |
95 |
17 |
1 |
2075 |
The Browns are off their medications again. |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
2076 |
Well, I think they're headed for uncharted territory. |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
2077 |
Please tell me you didn’t forget to pull the car into the garage garage again. |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
2078 |
Looks like "keeping up with the Joneses" just took on a whole new meaning. |
1.1681 |
0.04337 |
113 |
98 |
11 |
4 |
2079 |
The new iPhone feature, iCloud 9. |
1.1681 |
0.04516 |
113 |
99 |
9 |
5 |
2080 |
Time for the snowbirds to return home. |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2081 |
Soaring to new heights certainly isn't what it used to be. |
1.1681 |
0.03643 |
119 |
100 |
18 |
1 |
2082 |
Get my shotgun! |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2083 |
People will try anything to get out of gardening. |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
2084 |
Where's a Pterodactyl when you need one?! |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
2085 |
Just not my style! |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2086 |
Who you gonna call? Cropdusters! |
1.1681 |
0.03442 |
119 |
99 |
20 |
0 |
2087 |
I hope the 'chutes work this time |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2088 |
OK, this legal marijuana thing is really starting to get out of hand. |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
2089 |
I hear that they're frequent fliers. |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2090 |
I thought the Johnsons had already flown South for the winter. |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2091 |
Stupid snow birds. |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
2092 |
They're over my car again! |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2093 |
Hmm, I guess those Red Bull folks weren’t kidding. |
1.1681 |
0.04356 |
119 |
104 |
10 |
5 |
2094 |
Looks like the Wrong brothers are at it again |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
2095 |
It’s amazing what you can get Harlan Crow to pay for, |
1.1681 |
0.04356 |
119 |
104 |
10 |
5 |
2096 |
I keep telling Bob you can’t trust chatGPT |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2097 |
It may be a great neighborhood but the skydiving schools are terrible. |
1.1681 |
0.04356 |
119 |
104 |
10 |
5 |
2098 |
The Crowes are home. |
1.1680 |
0.03722 |
125 |
106 |
17 |
2 |
2099 |
The Andersons weren't kidding when they said they might drop in. |
1.1680 |
0.03722 |
125 |
106 |
17 |
2 |
2100 |
I think our scarecrow needs a new look this year. |
1.1680 |
0.04210 |
125 |
109 |
11 |
5 |
2101 |
The Canadians are migrating north early this year. |
1.1680 |
0.03722 |
125 |
106 |
17 |
2 |
2102 |
Looks like the Snowbirds are coming back from Florida |
1.1680 |
0.04054 |
125 |
108 |
13 |
4 |
2103 |
I'll get the feed. |
1.1680 |
0.03544 |
125 |
105 |
19 |
1 |
2104 |
...Looks like Stan and Ruth are back from their winter nest ! |
1.1680 |
0.03722 |
125 |
106 |
17 |
2 |
2105 |
Ah Spring! And here come the Schmecklers back from hibernation. |
1.1679 |
0.03619 |
131 |
111 |
18 |
2 |
2106 |
Either their bliss is way ungrounded or we are way too grounded. |
1.1679 |
0.03778 |
131 |
112 |
16 |
3 |
2107 |
I've never felt more grounded. |
1.1679 |
0.03778 |
131 |
112 |
16 |
3 |
2108 |
Now I see why they established the HOA. |
1.1679 |
0.03453 |
131 |
110 |
20 |
1 |
2109 |
I hope those noisy skydivers don't decide to nest in our yard again. |
1.1679 |
0.03930 |
131 |
113 |
14 |
4 |
2110 |
You said you liked them -- they were so down-to-earth. I told you they'd he up there by Tuesday. |
1.1679 |
0.03673 |
137 |
117 |
17 |
3 |
2111 |
Looks like the snow birds just flew back in town. |
1.1679 |
0.03524 |
137 |
116 |
19 |
2 |
2112 |
I will stick with gardening. |
1.1667 |
0.04263 |
108 |
93 |
12 |
3 |
2113 |
I told our silly neighbours human flight is impossible but they never listen to anything I have to say. |
1.1667 |
0.03804 |
120 |
102 |
16 |
2 |
2114 |
The cost is going through the roof… |
1.1667 |
0.03804 |
120 |
102 |
16 |
2 |
2115 |
Look who's back for the summer. |
1.1667 |
0.04048 |
132 |
115 |
12 |
5 |
2116 |
There go the Finkelsteins, migrating to Florida again. |
1.1667 |
0.03902 |
132 |
114 |
14 |
4 |
2117 |
How do we catch up with the Jones's this time? |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
2118 |
Remember the old days? Now drones evolve to more human-looking every week. |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
2119 |
I wonder how much that cost the FBI. |
1.1667 |
0.03695 |
126 |
107 |
17 |
2 |
2120 |
The Cranes are back for the summer. |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
2121 |
I knew the dispensary was a bad idea. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2122 |
Must be Spring. The Weavers are back from Bocca. |
1.1667 |
0.03751 |
132 |
113 |
16 |
3 |
2123 |
Ah. The snowbirds are back. |
1.1667 |
0.03924 |
114 |
97 |
15 |
2 |
2124 |
Hey! We don't have room in our garden for face plants. |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2125 |
Snowbirds. Apparently they’re fed up with the culture wars in Florida. |
1.1667 |
0.03804 |
120 |
102 |
16 |
2 |
2126 |
I see the Snow Birds have returned. |
1.1667 |
0.04328 |
126 |
111 |
9 |
6 |
2127 |
People like that take the fun out of casual bird-watching |
1.1667 |
0.04024 |
126 |
109 |
13 |
4 |
2128 |
They won’t be smiling in 0.01 seconds |
1.1667 |
0.03961 |
102 |
86 |
15 |
1 |
2129 |
See, didn't I always say those two were full of hot air? |
1.1667 |
0.04324 |
132 |
117 |
8 |
7 |
2130 |
Birds aren't real... those must be spy planes! |
1.1667 |
0.03835 |
108 |
91 |
16 |
1 |
2131 |
You did say they are full of hot air. |
1.1667 |
0.03791 |
138 |
119 |
15 |
4 |
2132 |
I think it's the vogels from over on Elm St |
1.1667 |
0.03695 |
126 |
107 |
17 |
2 |
2133 |
I know airlines are trying to cut costs but this is getting ridiculous. |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
2134 |
I guess the summer people are back. |
1.1667 |
0.03751 |
132 |
113 |
16 |
3 |
2135 |
I would've wished to teleport |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
2136 |
Did you tell them we have an airport now? |
1.1667 |
0.03924 |
114 |
97 |
15 |
2 |
2137 |
Remember when WE used to fly around in the spring? |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
2138 |
"Oh oh! We're going to need something stronger than weed-killer this year." |
1.1667 |
0.03863 |
126 |
108 |
15 |
3 |
2139 |
Parachutes are so last season. |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
2140 |
Look at that, Edna, the Nelsons’ finally got their nesting basement millenials out. |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
2141 |
You know they say, “When the Swansons fly east, a storm’s coming from the west” |
1.1667 |
0.03902 |
132 |
114 |
14 |
4 |
2142 |
I knew they were getting high, but this is ridiculous! |
1.1667 |
0.04156 |
120 |
104 |
12 |
4 |
2143 |
NOW it’s Spring! The Morgans are back from Florida! |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
2144 |
More snowbirds, and we haven’t even planted the peas yet! |
1.1667 |
0.03616 |
120 |
101 |
18 |
1 |
2145 |
It started happening right after the McDougal's came back from their Ayahuasca retreat." |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
2146 |
Wow! Anything to get out of Community Gardening day. |
1.1667 |
0.03961 |
102 |
86 |
15 |
1 |
2147 |
Looks like Icarus Air is back in business. |
1.1667 |
0.04156 |
120 |
104 |
12 |
4 |
2148 |
Now that's what I call getting high! |
1.1667 |
0.04301 |
114 |
99 |
11 |
4 |
2149 |
Those two just keep yakking about how great commuting is. |
1.1667 |
0.04156 |
120 |
104 |
12 |
4 |
2150 |
Just when you think you've seen it all... |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
2151 |
Our new neighbors Clark and Lois sure are very flighty. |
1.1667 |
0.04263 |
108 |
93 |
12 |
3 |
2152 |
Earl and Judy contemplate another annoying summer chasing the Mitchells out of their garden. |
1.1667 |
0.04478 |
114 |
100 |
9 |
5 |
2153 |
No vegetables for Judy or Phil |
1.1667 |
0.03863 |
126 |
108 |
15 |
3 |
2154 |
They keep flying off with our worms. |
1.1667 |
0.03804 |
120 |
102 |
16 |
2 |
2155 |
Inflation must have gone up again, dear |
1.1667 |
0.04024 |
126 |
109 |
13 |
4 |
2156 |
We’re not planting too soon. The Miller’s are back. |
1.1667 |
0.03616 |
120 |
101 |
18 |
1 |
2157 |
That's Sergeant Smith! Well, looks like we owe Robbie a hamster. |
1.1656 |
0.03482 |
157 |
135 |
18 |
4 |
2158 |
The snowbirds are showing up earlier and earlier every year. |
1.1655 |
0.03792 |
145 |
126 |
14 |
5 |
2159 |
I just hope they don't build a nest in the gutters. |
1.1655 |
0.03901 |
139 |
121 |
13 |
5 |
2160 |
Drifters, blowing in the wind. No purpose, no objective. |
1.1655 |
0.03901 |
139 |
121 |
13 |
5 |
2161 |
They are one step ahead of the electric airplane. |
1.1654 |
0.03725 |
133 |
114 |
16 |
3 |
2162 |
Looks like the Smiths are dropping in. |
1.1654 |
0.03875 |
133 |
115 |
14 |
4 |
2163 |
They’re back |
1.1654 |
0.03406 |
133 |
112 |
20 |
1 |
2164 |
Oh no! I just had the car washed. |
1.1654 |
0.04019 |
133 |
116 |
12 |
5 |
2165 |
Douche bag season is early this year |
1.1654 |
0.03875 |
133 |
115 |
14 |
4 |
2166 |
I guess the snowbirds are back! |
1.1654 |
0.03668 |
127 |
108 |
17 |
2 |
2167 |
Honey,maybe we should start growing mushroom |
1.1654 |
0.03834 |
127 |
109 |
15 |
3 |
2168 |
Remember when I called you from the carwash with that wild story? |
1.1654 |
0.03668 |
127 |
108 |
17 |
2 |
2169 |
It's already that time for the return of the snowbirds. |
1.1654 |
0.03994 |
127 |
110 |
13 |
4 |
2170 |
Oh look Annie. It must be spring. The Obriens are flying north! |
1.1654 |
0.03834 |
127 |
109 |
15 |
3 |
2171 |
Just don’t stand below the nest. |
1.1654 |
0.03668 |
127 |
108 |
17 |
2 |
2172 |
Well, it looks like we'd better buy some strong bird-netting this year. |
1.1654 |
0.04148 |
127 |
111 |
11 |
5 |
2173 |
In our day that is not what we meant when we said we were high! |
1.1654 |
0.03994 |
127 |
110 |
13 |
4 |
2174 |
Those damned lucid dreamers again. |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2175 |
Airbnb's new look? |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2176 |
Those new cannabis strains are really something. |
1.1653 |
0.03391 |
121 |
101 |
20 |
0 |
2177 |
Looks like the sunbirds are back again. |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2178 |
I've heard of jumping into spring but this seems ridiculous! |
1.1653 |
0.03588 |
121 |
102 |
18 |
1 |
2179 |
Were there any other properties in this herb you didn’t mention? |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2180 |
See what happens when they legalize pot! |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2181 |
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Harry and Estelle." |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2182 |
The Hendersons have returned early this year, so we'll have to put out the scarecrow. |
1.1653 |
0.04288 |
121 |
106 |
10 |
5 |
2183 |
They are so fly. |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2184 |
Quick Susan get the 12 gauge! |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2185 |
Don't worry, the giant taxidermied crow will keep them from landing in our garden." |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2186 |
I hope they don't poop our our car again! |
1.1652 |
0.04266 |
115 |
100 |
11 |
4 |
2187 |
One for sorrow, two for joy... |
1.1652 |
0.03478 |
115 |
96 |
19 |
0 |
2188 |
I warned them about getting high on that new weed!! But kids never listen!! |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2189 |
Before you know it ....it will be pigs!!!!! |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2190 |
They better not land in this garden. |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2191 |
You know it's spring when you see the Thompsons migrate back from Florida. |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2192 |
It comes with membership in the country club. |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
2193 |
More highfliers ruining the neighborhood. |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
2194 |
I suspect they'll be getting planted too. |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
2195 |
Well, they’re not birds or planes. |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
2196 |
Look! It's the Smiths! When did they learn how to honk like that? |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
2197 |
So what? They're not pollinators. |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
2198 |
It’s nice to see people returning to air travel. |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
2199 |
Does my black suit need to be pressed? |
1.1651 |
0.04423 |
109 |
95 |
10 |
4 |
2200 |
Odd to see more white flight while in-town prices are still rising. |
1.1651 |
0.04423 |
109 |
95 |
10 |
4 |
2201 |
Why, it's a rare spring sighting of the skydivamus nerdaii! |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
2202 |
Well,,, I did tell them to drop in anytime |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
2203 |
I don't think that's what they meant by "Mile High Club." |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
2204 |
It’s the ‘nevermore’ guys again. |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
2205 |
On the positive side, their guano is great fertilizer. |
1.1650 |
0.04596 |
103 |
90 |
9 |
4 |
2206 |
I was right!…I knew that wasn’t bird droppings on my car. |
1.1642 |
0.03991 |
134 |
117 |
12 |
5 |
2207 |
I knew Bob was right about mushrooms instead of turnips. |
1.1642 |
0.03991 |
134 |
117 |
12 |
5 |
2208 |
Daedalus has got to stop teaching his kids to fly |
1.1641 |
0.04117 |
128 |
112 |
11 |
5 |
2209 |
I'm sick and tired of their droppings. |
1.1641 |
0.03641 |
128 |
109 |
17 |
2 |
2210 |
I’m so over the Joneses; I don’t even want to keep up anymore. |
1.1641 |
0.04117 |
128 |
112 |
11 |
5 |
2211 |
Somebody at that new parachute school keeps forgetting to tell its students they're supposed to open the darn thing. |
1.1641 |
0.03807 |
128 |
110 |
15 |
3 |
2212 |
If they wanna get high, I wish they'd do it somewhere else. |
1.1641 |
0.03965 |
128 |
111 |
13 |
4 |
2213 |
I see the Andersons are flying south for the winter again. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2214 |
Yes, they are going to be worse than the deer. |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2215 |
I see the Byrds are returning from Florida. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2216 |
Looks like that new dispensary in town has opened.” |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2217 |
So that explains why nothing ever grows. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2218 |
Frequent flyer awards have gotten out of hand. |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2219 |
We're gonna need a forty-foot scarecrow. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2220 |
If their chutes don't open, I'm going inside. |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
2221 |
Winter already? |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
2222 |
The Johnsons are going south for the winter then? |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
2223 |
I didn’t realize that was a recommended COVID option |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
2224 |
Look honey, the Feldman's are back from Florida early this year. |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
2225 |
They are held up by blow dryers in their back yard! |
1.1638 |
0.04232 |
116 |
101 |
11 |
4 |
2226 |
Smith's coming back from winter in Florida. |
1.1638 |
0.03451 |
116 |
97 |
19 |
0 |
2227 |
They’re migrating north earlier this year. Must be global warming. |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
2228 |
It's those awful happy honeymooners coming back to earth! |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
2229 |
The snowbirds are headed back North. |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
2230 |
You were right: We have to update our scarecrow |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2231 |
As long as they don't poop on the garden, I'm good with it. |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2232 |
I bet they're the new AI Chatbots I've been reading about. |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
2233 |
Our neighbors are perennial showoffs! |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2234 |
They make everything look so easy. |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2235 |
Well, retirement looks different for everyone. |
1.1636 |
0.03771 |
110 |
93 |
16 |
1 |
2236 |
Those snow birds are back early |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2237 |
You told them we don't need any fertilizer, right? |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
2238 |
We're ancient civilization now |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2239 |
I thought they said it was just 'microdosing' . |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2240 |
Look Doris! Never Trumpeter Swans. |
1.1635 |
0.04555 |
104 |
91 |
9 |
4 |
2241 |
You always said they looked down on us. |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2242 |
Flapping your arms does not make you Robins. |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2243 |
Look,the neighborhood drones are out. |
1.1635 |
0.04948 |
104 |
93 |
5 |
6 |
2244 |
Honey, I think the Johnsons are taking the neighborhood watch a little too seriously " |
1.1633 |
0.04516 |
98 |
85 |
10 |
3 |
2245 |
Yep, you’ll always see the males first each spring. |
1.1633 |
0.04743 |
98 |
86 |
8 |
4 |
2246 |
Look at that. Lightweight showing off. |
1.1631 |
0.03715 |
141 |
122 |
15 |
4 |
2247 |
There sure is a lot of hot air at the Jones. |
1.1631 |
0.03715 |
141 |
122 |
15 |
4 |
2248 |
Well, if the Snowbirds aren’t back from Arizona. |
1.1630 |
0.03674 |
135 |
116 |
16 |
3 |
2249 |
These motherfuckers… |
1.1628 |
0.03936 |
129 |
112 |
13 |
4 |
2250 |
Global warming has them come back early this year |
1.1628 |
0.03779 |
129 |
111 |
15 |
3 |
2251 |
She's taking him home to meet the family |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
2252 |
The snowbirds are back a little early this year. |
1.1626 |
0.04061 |
123 |
107 |
12 |
4 |
2253 |
With those misshapen peckers I don't think the tomatoes will be in any danger. |
1.1626 |
0.04222 |
123 |
108 |
10 |
5 |
2254 |
You know it is fall when the Hendersons head down to Florida. |
1.1626 |
0.04061 |
123 |
107 |
12 |
4 |
2255 |
Cliff Swallow and his wife are early this year. |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
2256 |
These Gen5 drones are amazing! |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
2257 |
The Swallows have returned. |
1.1626 |
0.03535 |
123 |
104 |
18 |
1 |
2258 |
How Gen X Copes With Trauma: Exhibits A & B |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
2259 |
The "Summer People" migrating in already? |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
2260 |
it's Jim and Pete, the first Reubens of Spring |
1.1626 |
0.04377 |
123 |
109 |
8 |
6 |
2261 |
What are they feeding the birds these days? |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
2262 |
I think they're headed to the Johnson's bird feeder. |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
2263 |
Those two are really living, for the moment. |
1.1624 |
0.03831 |
117 |
100 |
15 |
2 |
2264 |
Oh great, the first jerks of spring. |
1.1624 |
0.03633 |
117 |
99 |
17 |
1 |
2265 |
Isn’t it early in the season for the return of the snowbirds? |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
2266 |
Look, up in the air. It's Gerd, it's Dwayne |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
2267 |
Couldn’t they have just sent drones ? |
1.1624 |
0.03633 |
117 |
99 |
17 |
1 |
2268 |
I think they took too much Ozempic. |
1.1624 |
0.03831 |
117 |
100 |
15 |
2 |
2269 |
You know it's time to plant the tomatoes when the Johnsons migrate back from Fort Meyers. |
1.1624 |
0.03633 |
117 |
99 |
17 |
1 |
2270 |
Can you imagine...how much their health insurance must be? |
1.1624 |
0.04198 |
117 |
102 |
11 |
4 |
2271 |
We’ll see whose smiling when these Hydangreas fly up in spring |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
2272 |
We're right on time with our spring planting...the Finches have returned from Pompano Beach. |
1.1622 |
0.03594 |
148 |
128 |
16 |
4 |
2273 |
Those new organic beans will do that to you. |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
2274 |
and there envious of us. sure |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
2275 |
The O'Brien's winter sowing project turned out way better than ours. |
1.1622 |
0.03740 |
111 |
94 |
16 |
1 |
2276 |
i guess the Robinsons are back for the summer. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2277 |
Yes, we have an empty nest, but I didn't expect them to flyaway! |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2278 |
Global warming is really messing up migration! |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
2279 |
Skydivers have changed recently. |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
2280 |
Some more passengers from that discount airline that won't pay for an airport terminal. |
1.1620 |
0.03691 |
142 |
123 |
15 |
4 |
2281 |
Looks like the Hendersons are returning from their Winter home |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2282 |
The Bobbins are out early this year. |
1.1619 |
0.04514 |
105 |
92 |
9 |
4 |
2283 |
Well look who’s finally migrated back from West Palm. |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2284 |
Empty nest newbies, for sure |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2285 |
What day did they ask us to help hold that safety net? |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2286 |
I have a feeling they won't be returning next spring. |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
2287 |
They won't make it to the next fall, honey" |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
2288 |
There goes the neighborhood |
1.1618 |
0.03936 |
136 |
119 |
12 |
5 |
2289 |
Just flew in for the mating season> |
1.1618 |
0.03496 |
136 |
116 |
18 |
2 |
2290 |
Ever since George and Ellen added those extra springs to their trampoline they can't stay grounded. |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
2291 |
I guess telecommuting just got easier. |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2292 |
I don’t see any red belly. |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
2293 |
They have really carried this lucid dreaming business too far. |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2294 |
See there Joan, that will be us once we harvest the buds |
1.1616 |
0.03986 |
99 |
84 |
14 |
1 |
2295 |
That's the second time our neighbors have been higher than a kite. |
1.1615 |
0.03752 |
130 |
112 |
15 |
3 |
2296 |
Well, well, the snowbirds return. |
1.1615 |
0.03590 |
130 |
111 |
17 |
2 |
2297 |
Damn, is it winter already? |
1.1615 |
0.03590 |
130 |
111 |
17 |
2 |
2298 |
Look at that, the last of the snowbirds are coming home! |
1.1613 |
0.03864 |
124 |
107 |
14 |
3 |
2299 |
Well, I see the snowbirds are finally heading back... |
1.1613 |
0.03508 |
124 |
105 |
18 |
1 |
2300 |
The snowbirds are migrating back north a little early this year. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2301 |
If they crash here we won't need to buy fertilizer. |
1.1613 |
0.04030 |
124 |
108 |
12 |
4 |
2302 |
So they have a trampoline. Big deal. |
1.1613 |
0.03508 |
124 |
105 |
18 |
1 |
2303 |
That's not going to be good for neighborhood property values. |
1.1613 |
0.03691 |
124 |
106 |
16 |
2 |
2304 |
Sure, but are they grounded ? |
1.1613 |
0.03691 |
124 |
106 |
16 |
2 |
2305 |
Ah, the Geesemans are flying north...a sure sign of spring! |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
2306 |
Break out the scarecrow, honey. The birds have their human suits on again.” |
1.1610 |
0.04335 |
118 |
104 |
9 |
5 |
2307 |
Oh dear,
Aren’t they Tucker Carlson and Kary Lake at the Mega universe? |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
2308 |
That explains why there is never a car in their garage |
1.1610 |
0.04335 |
118 |
104 |
9 |
5 |
2309 |
It looks like Clark has finished training Lois. |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
2310 |
Look! Snow birds are back. |
1.1610 |
0.03800 |
118 |
101 |
15 |
2 |
2311 |
They DID say they're flying south for a vacation. |
1.1610 |
0.03605 |
118 |
100 |
17 |
1 |
2312 |
If they think I'm going to keep filling that bird feeder every day, they're very much mistaken. |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
2313 |
It looks like the Swallows have returned from Capistrano |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
2314 |
Look Martha, sky diving is like sex- exhilarating, but over in a few minutes! Gardening on the other hand is like work-exhausting, but over in a few decades! |
1.1610 |
0.03605 |
118 |
100 |
17 |
1 |
2315 |
The Smiths are having that flying dream again. |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
2316 |
Maybe we should invest in a greenhouse. |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
2317 |
With AI and global warming, executives are retraining as pollinators." |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
2318 |
Do we have any psychedelic seeds? |
1.1607 |
0.03486 |
112 |
94 |
18 |
0 |
2319 |
I thought they would be missing something by just growing mushrooms indoors, but the Jamesons may be on to something.” |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
2320 |
You think they’re coming home to rooost? |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
2321 |
They told me they were going south for the winter. |
1.1606 |
0.03473 |
137 |
117 |
18 |
2 |
2322 |
It’s probably time to deploy the parachutes. |
1.1606 |
0.03769 |
137 |
119 |
14 |
4 |
2323 |
He's been flying high since he got a promotion at work. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2324 |
And you said we needed a fence. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2325 |
The McCombies have really taken the snowbird thing to a new level, haven't they?. |
1.1604 |
0.04474 |
106 |
93 |
9 |
4 |
2326 |
The Snowbirds are early this year. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2327 |
The MacFarlands sure spot the updrafts |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2328 |
Drone delivery is certainly upping there game this year |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2329 |
Hope there aren’t any droppings from them! Maybe Hard Hats are in order. |
1.1600 |
0.04000 |
125 |
109 |
12 |
4 |
2330 |
We're going to need more plants. |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
2331 |
The open house invite clearly states it starts at 2:30,NOT 10:30!!! |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
2332 |
Confused snowbirds I presume! |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
2333 |
Is a bird?
Is it a plane?
No. It’s those new spy balloons! |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
2334 |
It’s the cheapskate Byrds returning from their Winter vacation. |
1.1600 |
0.03835 |
125 |
108 |
14 |
3 |
2335 |
We must be closer to Capistrano than I thought. |
1.1600 |
0.03663 |
125 |
107 |
16 |
2 |
2336 |
They finished their chores early. |
1.1600 |
0.03663 |
125 |
107 |
16 |
2 |
2337 |
They'd better not crush my magnolias. |
1.1600 |
0.03292 |
125 |
105 |
20 |
0 |
2338 |
I see the Smiths took that job with Amazon as package delivery drones. |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
2339 |
hope he doesn’t get to close to the sun |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
2340 |
And they get frequent flyer miles too! |
1.1597 |
0.04620 |
119 |
107 |
5 |
7 |
2341 |
Bet they land on the gummy feeder. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2342 |
Last year it was flying monkeys. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2343 |
Luckily we're not planting marijuana. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2344 |
The only way to fly. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2345 |
Well,..it’s certainly more personal than a drone. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2346 |
Wow, John and Mary are flying back early this spring. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2347 |
There they go again. Pretending they’re better than everybody else. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2348 |
I think those are the new manned drones. |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
2349 |
The snow birds must be returning to Canada. |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
2350 |
Hand me the muskmelon seeds. |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
2351 |
Do we complain to the FAA or the HOA? |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
2352 |
They will be menacing the garden soon enough. |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
2353 |
They may be going to the Caribbean, but don't they know it's off-season? |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
2354 |
I'll bet they won't come back when we have too many zucchini. |
1.1593 |
0.04275 |
113 |
99 |
10 |
4 |
2355 |
We’ll never keep up with the Joneses now. |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
2356 |
We could migrate every winter just like Mitch and Julie, but you simply refuse to fly. |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
2357 |
I see the Byrds are back from Florida. |
1.1591 |
0.03539 |
132 |
113 |
17 |
2 |
2358 |
Fly, monkees, Fly! |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
2359 |
The snowbirds are returning from Florida. |
1.1589 |
0.03791 |
107 |
91 |
15 |
1 |
2360 |
I think they are going to plant themselves in the neighbor's yard. |
1.1589 |
0.04434 |
107 |
94 |
9 |
4 |
2361 |
they used to fly kites, things have progressed |
1.1589 |
0.04231 |
107 |
93 |
11 |
3 |
2362 |
At least they don't crap on my windshield. |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
2363 |
I can’t wait till we’re not grounded !!!! |
1.1587 |
0.03807 |
126 |
109 |
14 |
3 |
2364 |
You know, maybe we should consider the helium colonic too. |
1.1587 |
0.04278 |
126 |
112 |
8 |
6 |
2365 |
Every since the dispensary opened, those two have been high as a kite |
1.1587 |
0.03970 |
126 |
110 |
12 |
4 |
2366 |
Wait until the Jones discover that their favorite pond is now a parking lot. |
1.1587 |
0.03970 |
126 |
110 |
12 |
4 |
2367 |
The snow birds are back for the summer. |
1.1587 |
0.04278 |
126 |
112 |
8 |
6 |
2368 |
Spring certainly came early this year |
1.1587 |
0.03807 |
126 |
109 |
14 |
3 |
2369 |
I like their Spring ritual better! |
1.1587 |
0.03457 |
126 |
107 |
18 |
1 |
2370 |
Someone in the office told me they were high-flyers. |
1.1587 |
0.03636 |
126 |
108 |
16 |
2 |
2371 |
Uh-oh, it doesn't look good.
The vulture capitalists are circling. |
1.1586 |
0.03749 |
145 |
127 |
13 |
5 |
2372 |
So that's what has been eating all the food from the garden. |
1.1584 |
0.04610 |
101 |
89 |
8 |
4 |
2373 |
Looks like our Snow Bird neighbors have returned from Florid. |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
2374 |
It's a good thing I'm not washing the car until Thursday. |
1.1583 |
0.03924 |
120 |
104 |
13 |
3 |
2375 |
Hope they don’t see us planting these cannabis plants. |
1.1583 |
0.03924 |
120 |
104 |
13 |
3 |
2376 |
Well, at least the kids aren't throwing baseballs through windows. |
1.1583 |
0.03742 |
120 |
103 |
15 |
2 |
2377 |
The year passed so fast. |
1.1583 |
0.03346 |
120 |
101 |
19 |
0 |
2378 |
What are they taking, and where can I get it? |
1.1583 |
0.03924 |
120 |
104 |
13 |
3 |
2379 |
That's fine, as long as they don't land here and try to eat the seedlings. |
1.1583 |
0.03924 |
120 |
104 |
13 |
3 |
2380 |
Those parachutes better open fast! |
1.1583 |
0.04266 |
120 |
106 |
9 |
5 |
2381 |
The Canadian “Snowbirds” are returning early! |
1.1583 |
0.03924 |
120 |
104 |
13 |
3 |
2382 |
Well, I guess now we know what the Mallorys planted this year. |
1.1583 |
0.03550 |
120 |
102 |
17 |
1 |
2383 |
I thought I was only dreaming last night. |
1.1583 |
0.03346 |
120 |
101 |
19 |
0 |
2384 |
I thought all the Dodos were extinct! |
1.1583 |
0.04099 |
120 |
105 |
11 |
4 |
2385 |
The droppings are the worst part.. |
1.1583 |
0.04266 |
120 |
106 |
9 |
5 |
2386 |
Must be another sale on Red Bull at the Quickie Mart |
1.1583 |
0.03718 |
139 |
121 |
14 |
4 |
2387 |
Looks like the Friedmans are back from Florida. |
1.1579 |
0.03514 |
133 |
114 |
17 |
2 |
2388 |
Every spring the Young's thoughts turn to fancy flights. |
1.1579 |
0.03514 |
133 |
114 |
17 |
2 |
2389 |
Sure, but how good are there heirloom tomatoes |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
2390 |
That’s AI’s answer to more efficient drones. |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2391 |
Snowbirds are returning. |
1.1579 |
0.03761 |
95 |
80 |
15 |
0 |
2392 |
Maybe what your cousins said about flying in last night wasn't a joke after all? |
1.1579 |
0.03856 |
114 |
98 |
14 |
2 |
2393 |
They flock to every yard sale.” |
1.1579 |
0.04240 |
114 |
100 |
10 |
4 |
2394 |
I thought they were kidding us about the flubber. |
1.1579 |
0.04240 |
114 |
100 |
10 |
4 |
2395 |
The turkey vultures are back! |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
2396 |
It must be 4/20 |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
2397 |
....SPLAT! |
1.1579 |
0.03650 |
114 |
97 |
16 |
1 |
2398 |
The THC in the soil is getting to me |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
2399 |
I think the Logans have mastered AI. |
1.1575 |
0.03432 |
127 |
108 |
18 |
1 |
2400 |
They say it's the high rents that get them migrating. |
1.1575 |
0.04096 |
127 |
112 |
10 |
5 |
2401 |
No, I don’t love it when geeks fly overhead. |
1.1575 |
0.03610 |
127 |
109 |
16 |
2 |
2402 |
What off-earth are they flapping about now? |
1.1575 |
0.03941 |
127 |
111 |
12 |
4 |
2403 |
I still don't see how growing our own tarragon will be more of a rush. |
1.1575 |
0.03610 |
127 |
109 |
16 |
2 |
2404 |
Better close the curtains tonight. |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2405 |
Look, the Weinbergs are back from Florida. |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
2406 |
So odd.”
“I know. They usually don’t fly in pairs. |
1.1574 |
0.03521 |
108 |
91 |
17 |
0 |
2407 |
So much for the wall at our southern border |
1.1574 |
0.04395 |
108 |
95 |
9 |
4 |
2408 |
Jeez, people will really try to be anything but themselves |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2409 |
I don't think we can keep up with the Jones. |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2410 |
There they go again! Why can't the Robertsons just land in the Target parking lot like everyone else? |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
2411 |
How much did you put in those brownies? |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2412 |
The “Flying Rapinski’s” are just getting home from work at the circus. |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
2413 |
There go our attorneys again. |
1.1574 |
0.04773 |
108 |
97 |
5 |
6 |
2414 |
I'm calling the HOA. Self flight twelve feet above the fenceline is the maximum allowed in THIS community! |
1.1574 |
0.04395 |
108 |
95 |
9 |
4 |
2415 |
Looks like the Snow birds are arriving early this year |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2416 |
Get ready for another joke about their tired arms. |
1.1574 |
0.04588 |
108 |
96 |
7 |
5 |
2417 |
Guess we shouldn’t have passed on those magic beans. |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2418 |
Oh, that Geese family! |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2419 |
Yeah, netting would be a good start." |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2420 |
Remember when snow birds used to show off with RVs? |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2421 |
Perhaps they packed each other's parachutes . |
1.1570 |
0.03523 |
121 |
103 |
17 |
1 |
2422 |
Keeping up with the Joneses just got harder. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2423 |
You know that whole keeping up with the Jones’… |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2424 |
The Jehovah's Witnesses are back honey |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2425 |
Really! The lengths they'll go to, to "just drop in." |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2426 |
Looks like the Stewarts will be home early today. |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2427 |
I wonder how their Marriage Retreat went? |
1.1570 |
0.03523 |
121 |
103 |
17 |
1 |
2428 |
I see the Wilson’s are migrating home |
1.1570 |
0.03523 |
121 |
103 |
17 |
1 |
2429 |
The snowbirds look so happy to be back! |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2430 |
It doesn’t matter if you’re left ou right. We need both wings to fly. |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2431 |
We must keep planting to counter the rising jet packers! |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2432 |
Looks like like the summer migration has started. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2433 |
Same day, every spring, our snowbird neighbors return with that smug look. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2434 |
We could use that to get into the garden after we put up the deer fence. |
1.1569 |
0.03878 |
102 |
87 |
14 |
1 |
2435 |
It looks like the Nelsons are headed north for the summer. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2436 |
Wow, state-of-the-art drones! Now available in Dumb and Dumber. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2437 |
LSD and skydiving don't mix. |
1.1565 |
0.04205 |
115 |
101 |
10 |
4 |
2438 |
Jack and Judy Flyby are back in town. |
1.1565 |
0.04020 |
115 |
100 |
12 |
3 |
2439 |
Sue thought to herself "Maybe staying grounded is not as much fun after all." |
1.1565 |
0.04020 |
115 |
100 |
12 |
3 |
2440 |
I thought you said the Millers were empty nesters? |
1.1565 |
0.03620 |
115 |
98 |
16 |
1 |
2441 |
Don't tell the Joneses the circus is in town, they'll think they've missed the rapture. |
1.1565 |
0.04020 |
115 |
100 |
12 |
3 |
2442 |
Wonder how much THIS cost |
1.1565 |
0.03825 |
115 |
99 |
14 |
2 |
2443 |
We'd better reinforce the protective netting. They'll be migrating back for harvest time. |
1.1565 |
0.03825 |
115 |
99 |
14 |
2 |
2444 |
Is this some tick tack challenge? ?? |
1.1565 |
0.03620 |
115 |
98 |
16 |
1 |
2445 |
I think they're about to get planted, too |
1.1562 |
0.04009 |
96 |
82 |
13 |
1 |
2446 |
Ever since they renewed their vows, they’ve been taking this “mate for life” thing awfully seriously. |
1.1562 |
0.03751 |
128 |
111 |
14 |
3 |
2447 |
May they land in tall weeds. |
1.1562 |
0.04009 |
96 |
82 |
13 |
1 |
2448 |
Every damn year - the minute we start planting, the snowbirds descend. |
1.1562 |
0.04759 |
96 |
85 |
7 |
4 |
2449 |
Another sign of spring. |
1.1560 |
0.04357 |
109 |
96 |
9 |
4 |
2450 |
Do you think they are Trumpy Swans? |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
2451 |
...uh oh...looks like the Mayweather's are having another drone party, Where are the kids?... |
1.1560 |
0.03727 |
109 |
93 |
15 |
1 |
2452 |
That privacy fence was a waste of money. |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
2453 |
Here come Jack and Jane Sparrow,back from Florida. |
1.1560 |
0.04548 |
109 |
97 |
7 |
5 |
2454 |
The neighbors know we're happy to just share our vegetables, right? |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
2455 |
Hon, do you know where the BB-gun is? |
1.1560 |
0.03727 |
109 |
93 |
15 |
1 |
2456 |
I always knew they were birdbrains! |
1.1560 |
0.03727 |
109 |
93 |
15 |
1 |
2457 |
I thought they said they were driving to town.....! |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
2458 |
I went to high school with those guys and look at them now! |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
2459 |
We'd better plant these rubber trees in the front garden too |
1.1560 |
0.03727 |
109 |
93 |
15 |
1 |
2460 |
The Snow Birds are returning |
1.1557 |
0.04036 |
122 |
107 |
11 |
4 |
2461 |
That's why I'd rather plant cannabis than carrots. |
1.1557 |
0.04036 |
122 |
107 |
11 |
4 |
2462 |
The sky is always bluer on the other side. |
1.1557 |
0.03685 |
122 |
105 |
15 |
2 |
2463 |
I thought you told me the Jensens never fly private. |
1.1557 |
0.03864 |
122 |
106 |
13 |
3 |
2464 |
Here they come again! Droning on and on and on as usual. |
1.1557 |
0.03685 |
122 |
105 |
15 |
2 |
2465 |
Dan... these ayuasca plants are hitting fast |
1.1556 |
0.03842 |
90 |
76 |
14 |
0 |
2466 |
I can’t believe this stuff is legal. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2467 |
I guess Red Bull really does give you wings. |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
2468 |
Look the Johnson's are back from winter migration! |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
2469 |
I wish there were some way to tell them not to land in Ned's corn field. |
1.1553 |
0.03587 |
103 |
87 |
16 |
0 |
2470 |
The Borowitzes always take the best vacations. Sigh. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
2471 |
I heard that Apple upgraded Airplane Mode on the new iPhone! |
1.1553 |
0.04525 |
103 |
91 |
8 |
4 |
2472 |
We said we’d quit when pigs fly…what do we do now? |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
2473 |
Okay, Icarus. Do what you want. |
1.1553 |
0.04310 |
103 |
90 |
10 |
3 |
2474 |
Think it's so amazing? You should see what they did to my car. |
1.1552 |
0.04171 |
116 |
102 |
10 |
4 |
2475 |
So much for Artificial Intelligence... |
1.1552 |
0.03987 |
116 |
101 |
12 |
3 |
2476 |
Those overachiever Harrisons are avoiding the drive to work now. |
1.1552 |
0.04171 |
116 |
102 |
10 |
4 |
2477 |
Looks like the Hendersons are back from Miami. |
1.1552 |
0.03987 |
116 |
101 |
12 |
3 |
2478 |
The mushrooms are kicking in |
1.1552 |
0.03591 |
116 |
99 |
16 |
1 |
2479 |
I'll never fly commercial again. |
1.1552 |
0.03794 |
116 |
100 |
14 |
2 |
2480 |
I believe the Sedgewicks have fledged. |
1.1552 |
0.03591 |
116 |
99 |
16 |
1 |
2481 |
Thank goodness they are heading back north for the summer. |
1.1552 |
0.03987 |
116 |
101 |
12 |
3 |
2482 |
Well, I see the Burnhams are heading back from their Florida winter home ... |
1.1552 |
0.03794 |
116 |
100 |
14 |
2 |
2483 |
Oh no, looks like they are going towards the sun |
1.1552 |
0.04171 |
116 |
102 |
10 |
4 |
2484 |
The Peterman's are back rather late this year. |
1.1550 |
0.03724 |
129 |
112 |
14 |
3 |
2485 |
Come to think of it, last week our neighbors did tell me that they were taking
flying lessons |
1.1550 |
0.04184 |
129 |
115 |
8 |
6 |
2486 |
What kind of scarecrow are we going to need for that? |
1.1549 |
0.03644 |
142 |
124 |
14 |
4 |
2487 |
Like those mechanical drones weren't annoying enough! |
1.1546 |
0.03971 |
97 |
83 |
13 |
1 |
2488 |
Good grief! That new wait loss drug is awesome! |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2489 |
“I’m telling you Miriam, the Chinese have some advanced technology!” |
1.1546 |
0.03971 |
97 |
83 |
13 |
1 |
2490 |
Speaking of squash ... |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2491 |
Quick! Grab the bucket. Their droppings make great fertilizer. |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
2492 |
The next generation of droneGPT doesn't seem that intelligent |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2493 |
I’m sure it’s not as fun as it looks, Barb |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
2494 |
I guess the last snowbirds are returning. |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
2495 |
I'd still prefer our garden plot to their burial plot" |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2496 |
It’s the newest AI drone |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
2497 |
Hey, sweetie, would you look at that?"
"Oh, not those damn birds again! We should have gotten the scarecrow like I told you! |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2498 |
Crow's on holiday again while the rest of us labor in the fields |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2499 |
Oh, it looks like the Browns are returning from their winter home. |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2500 |
Maybe we should fence off the mushrooms after all. |
1.1545 |
0.03695 |
110 |
94 |
15 |
1 |
2501 |
Do they think they can just drop in any old time? |
1.1545 |
0.04320 |
110 |
97 |
9 |
4 |
2502 |
One Parachute, the other Ohh Shoot |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2503 |
Here comes those snow-birds, Petersons, back from Colombia. |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2504 |
Idiots don't know north from south. |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
2505 |
There is ONE bad thing about legal pot. I just hate it when they forget to pull the ripcord. |
1.1545 |
0.04168 |
123 |
109 |
9 |
5 |
2506 |
Fascists. |
1.1545 |
0.04005 |
123 |
108 |
11 |
4 |
2507 |
It's going to rain - the Millers are flying low... |
1.1545 |
0.03835 |
123 |
107 |
13 |
3 |
2508 |
We better put up the scaredog |
1.1545 |
0.03835 |
123 |
107 |
13 |
3 |
2509 |
We’ll see you next spring |
1.1545 |
0.03835 |
123 |
107 |
13 |
3 |
2510 |
They migrate every spring. |
1.1538 |
0.03563 |
117 |
100 |
16 |
1 |
2511 |
Ever since the Cohens met that genie, I thought I'd really resent them. All the flying, the money. But oddly, whenever I'm around Jared I have this powerful urge to suck his dick. All he'd have to do is ask. Anyway, I wonder what his third wish was. |
1.1538 |
0.04153 |
130 |
116 |
8 |
6 |
2512 |
Ah, first Snowbirds of spring |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2513 |
And the HOA thinks we’re crazy! |
1.1538 |
0.03697 |
130 |
113 |
14 |
3 |
2514 |
I'm so confused. Are those drones, clowns or clones? |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
2515 |
I’m better Than HOWARD ! |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
2516 |
Seems like the Robinsons prefer our neighbor's feeder. |
1.1538 |
0.03555 |
104 |
88 |
16 |
0 |
2517 |
If you plant it they will come, but I didn’t expect them |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2518 |
Be careful. I hear they like carrotts. |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
2519 |
With all the crime fighting, I don't know how he has time to have kids. |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
2520 |
Yep. The snowbirds are flying north. We are right on time to plant our spring garden. |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
2521 |
Economy's really underwater these days. |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2522 |
This must be their dream neighborhood |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
2523 |
Maybe we should have focused on mushrooms rather than tomatoes. |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2524 |
Fetch my shotgun, dear. The Crowes' are back. |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2525 |
And I thought gardening made my arms tired |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2526 |
Now let’s plant a money tree |
1.1538 |
0.03555 |
104 |
88 |
16 |
0 |
2527 |
The birds, the bees, and the Johnsons. |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
117 |
101 |
14 |
2 |
2528 |
Oh, no! Here they come again! Their droppings are realy disgusting. |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2529 |
Let’s have something else besides Smashburgers tonight |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
2530 |
Looks like the snowbirds are migrating back north. |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
2531 |
Oh look. The AI’s are here. |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
2532 |
We're going to need to rethink our scarecrow. |
1.1532 |
0.03974 |
124 |
109 |
11 |
4 |
2533 |
See, honey? Microdosing works! |
1.1532 |
0.03629 |
124 |
107 |
15 |
2 |
2534 |
Looks like our snowbird neighbors are back. |
1.1532 |
0.03248 |
124 |
105 |
19 |
0 |
2535 |
Why are they flying south in May? Do they know something we don't? |
1.1532 |
0.03974 |
124 |
109 |
11 |
4 |
2536 |
We literally just got the car washed |
1.1532 |
0.03629 |
124 |
107 |
15 |
2 |
2537 |
That reminds me, I need to wake up. |
1.1532 |
0.03629 |
124 |
107 |
15 |
2 |
2538 |
I’m having second thoughts on this microdosing thing. |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2539 |
Yeah, I hear they don't migrate, but circle forever where's there's lots of hot air . .DC, Florida, Texas. . . |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2540 |
Spring's come early this year--the McGills are already migrating back from Florida. |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2541 |
Cloudseeding, I think. What else could they possibly be doing? |
1.1532 |
0.04283 |
111 |
98 |
9 |
4 |
2542 |
Oh crap ,the snow birds are back. |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
2543 |
Looks like just a car wash won’t do the trick anymore. |
1.1532 |
0.03434 |
111 |
94 |
17 |
0 |
2544 |
I hope they don’t land on our Tulips. |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
2545 |
I wonder what they're planting in their garden? |
1.1532 |
0.03665 |
111 |
95 |
15 |
1 |
2546 |
hey isn't that the lost boy Peter who went missing a few years ago? |
1.1532 |
0.03665 |
111 |
95 |
15 |
1 |
2547 |
I thought the Wilsons had moved south last fall. |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
2548 |
They must have just finished seeding the clouds. |
1.1531 |
0.03933 |
98 |
84 |
13 |
1 |
2549 |
Do they look like vegetarians to you? |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
2550 |
Drone technology sure has come a long way |
1.1531 |
0.03656 |
98 |
83 |
15 |
0 |
2551 |
I guess they come from Oregon |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
2552 |
it's the droppings you have to worry about |
1.1525 |
0.03734 |
118 |
102 |
14 |
2 |
2553 |
It's a plane! It's Superman?? What are you thinking??a bird! |
1.1525 |
0.03924 |
118 |
103 |
12 |
3 |
2554 |
The Weather Girls were right! It's raining men! |
1.1525 |
0.03734 |
118 |
102 |
14 |
2 |
2555 |
Sometimes I think people just have too much time on their hands. |
1.1525 |
0.03734 |
118 |
102 |
14 |
2 |
2556 |
You seeing this too? |
1.1525 |
0.03535 |
118 |
101 |
16 |
1 |
2557 |
I sure hope Fred opened up his pool last weekend. |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
2558 |
What did you order from Amazon now? |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
2559 |
For heaven sake, are the Smiths too cheap to buy an airline ticket?! |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
2560 |
I guess we don’t need a scarecrow! |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
2561 |
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition ! |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
2562 |
They’ve really streamlined the newer models. |
1.1524 |
0.03775 |
105 |
90 |
14 |
1 |
2563 |
DARN THOSE JONESES I WILL NEVER KEEP UP |
1.1524 |
0.04444 |
105 |
93 |
8 |
4 |
2564 |
Their are two drones - |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
2565 |
I told you we were late. The arctic nerds are already returning home. |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2566 |
I guess they just had their fill of checking in. |
1.1522 |
0.04620 |
92 |
81 |
8 |
3 |
2567 |
Now there is a fad that is going to die soon. |
1.1522 |
0.04620 |
92 |
81 |
8 |
3 |
2568 |
Those snowbird Andersons are back. |
1.1522 |
0.03069 |
138 |
117 |
21 |
0 |
2569 |
Does it make me a bad person to hope the chute fails? |
1.1520 |
0.03777 |
125 |
109 |
13 |
3 |
2570 |
You know the old saying, “When the first skydiver is seen, it’s time to plant the beans”. |
1.1520 |
0.03944 |
125 |
110 |
11 |
4 |
2571 |
Ignore them Mildred, they're just showing off. |
1.1520 |
0.03418 |
125 |
107 |
17 |
1 |
2572 |
Musk has really changed Twitter! |
1.1520 |
0.03777 |
125 |
109 |
13 |
3 |
2573 |
Looks like the snow birds are coming back to roost for the summer." |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
2574 |
Look what Spring has wrought. |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
2575 |
With climate change, the Finkelsteins come back from Florida earlier and earlier every year. |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
2576 |
I'd rather plant squash than get squashed. |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
2577 |
Hey! There's Jack and Judy. I remember them bragging about how their new cannabis crop would outshine our lovely flowers. |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
2578 |
Oh look they are planting themselves |
1.1518 |
0.03406 |
112 |
95 |
17 |
0 |
2579 |
So much for Elon’s budget friendly space flights. |
1.1518 |
0.03634 |
112 |
96 |
15 |
1 |
2580 |
OK, the Johnsons are going South. We can finally plant those blueberry bushes." |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
2581 |
Bob and Susan are at it again. |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
2582 |
Pretend you don’t see them and they won’t drop in. |
1.1518 |
0.03634 |
112 |
96 |
15 |
1 |
2583 |
Who's going to break it to Marge she left something on that plane? |
1.1518 |
0.04247 |
112 |
99 |
9 |
4 |
2584 |
Wow, a drones disguised as humans. |
1.1518 |
0.03634 |
112 |
96 |
15 |
1 |
2585 |
Well the Harbingers are back. It really is spring. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
2586 |
Ted’s back… I guess the power went out in Texas again. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
2587 |
I think that alternate universe thing may be happening. |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
2588 |
So *that’s* how the Wilson’s can afford to fly south every winter! |
1.1515 |
0.03622 |
99 |
84 |
15 |
0 |
2589 |
They must be planting really good weed to fly like that. |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2590 |
i guess its time use our own energy |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2591 |
Looks like the Zimmermans are coming back for the spring. |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2592 |
The Chinese balloons have got nothing on us. |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2593 |
I thought that the Johnsons only flew south for the winter. |
1.1515 |
0.03622 |
99 |
84 |
15 |
0 |
2594 |
When they said they were getting "high", I imagined a different scenario. |
1.1515 |
0.03949 |
132 |
117 |
10 |
5 |
2595 |
When their therapist told the Siegels to spread their wings, I didn't think they would take it so literally! |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2596 |
Oh, dear. Looks like one happy landing, one fashion malfunction. |
1.1513 |
0.03463 |
152 |
133 |
15 |
4 |
2597 |
I see the snowbirds are back. |
1.1513 |
0.04243 |
119 |
106 |
8 |
5 |
2598 |
Oh look honey, Tom Cruise is comin' to town! |
1.1513 |
0.03893 |
119 |
104 |
12 |
3 |
2599 |
Oh oh, looks like the kids found our private stock. |
1.1513 |
0.03893 |
119 |
104 |
12 |
3 |
2600 |
Yup, it's definitively Springtime. I see the Snowbirds have returned from Florida. |
1.1513 |
0.03508 |
119 |
102 |
16 |
1 |
2601 |
Look Helen, the Johnsons are returning from Florida. |
1.1513 |
0.03508 |
119 |
102 |
16 |
1 |
2602 |
Those drones are starting to get out of hand… |
1.1513 |
0.03893 |
119 |
104 |
12 |
3 |
2603 |
Seedeaters. Better get the 4 gauge Winchester Wildfowler drone. |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2604 |
I wonder if we will see them in the fall. |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2605 |
I'm starting to think maybe there IS something to this "microdosing psychedelics" thing |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2606 |
And you thought geese were annoying. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2607 |
Damn if I don't spray to keep them out of the garden this year. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2608 |
Those aren't superheroes, they're just flamboyant flying people. |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2609 |
Now that's not something you see every day. |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2610 |
I see the Smiths are back from Florida.
Karen Madden, NYC |
1.1509 |
0.03494 |
106 |
90 |
16 |
0 |
2611 |
Even the Feinsteins are migrating back earlier. |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2612 |
It’s Don and Joyce Glyder, again.
They take everything so literally. |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2613 |
Johnsons--such show-offs! |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2614 |
Hold my perennials, I'm going to hunt me some drones. |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2615 |
The snowbirds are returning from the Sun Belt. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2616 |
Go poop in someone else's garden! |
1.1509 |
0.03494 |
106 |
90 |
16 |
0 |
2617 |
I think we need a scarce crow. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2618 |
I was sure they were taking AMTRAK. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2619 |
Duck, Martha. For God's sake, Duck |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2620 |
Tsk, looks like it’s gonna rain again |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2621 |
Sooner or later they're gonna put an eye out. |
1.1508 |
0.04074 |
126 |
112 |
9 |
5 |
2622 |
Well, there goes the Ferguson's flying north for the summer... |
1.1508 |
0.03575 |
126 |
109 |
15 |
2 |
2623 |
Well at least they don't eat the seedlings like the regular snowbirds coming back |
1.1508 |
0.03575 |
126 |
109 |
15 |
2 |
2624 |
Shouldn't they be flying north this time of year? |
1.1508 |
0.03575 |
126 |
109 |
15 |
2 |
2625 |
I don’t know about you dear, but I won’t let this fly for much longer. |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2626 |
I think we need to pay more attention to scientific advances. |
1.1505 |
0.04573 |
93 |
82 |
8 |
3 |
2627 |
The kids are using the drones again. |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2628 |
Looks like the neighbors have stopped using the fly by night contractors. |
1.1504 |
0.03378 |
113 |
96 |
17 |
0 |
2629 |
Should we tell them South is the other direction? |
1.1504 |
0.03604 |
113 |
97 |
15 |
1 |
2630 |
We better dig a bigger hole |
1.1504 |
0.03604 |
113 |
97 |
15 |
1 |
2631 |
The Hamptons migration is starting early this year. |
1.1504 |
0.03378 |
113 |
96 |
17 |
0 |
2632 |
Vegans are back |
1.1504 |
0.03817 |
113 |
98 |
13 |
2 |
2633 |
Honey, go get the fly swatter. |
1.1504 |
0.03604 |
113 |
97 |
15 |
1 |
2634 |
I see the Snowbirds are finally back |
1.1504 |
0.03773 |
133 |
117 |
12 |
4 |
2635 |
I don’t mind them flying over when they return each spring, but don’t be so smug about it. |
1.1504 |
0.03458 |
133 |
115 |
16 |
2 |
2636 |
Look honey, I used to fly with them, but then I got married and got a house, my hobby apparently is gardening now |
1.1504 |
0.03619 |
133 |
116 |
14 |
3 |
2637 |
The Johnsons are back from their winter in Florida |
1.1500 |
0.03645 |
140 |
123 |
13 |
4 |
2638 |
Only turkeys fly south in the spring. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2639 |
Looks like the NIMBY lawyers are back for another season. |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
2640 |
What kind of bet did they lose? |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2641 |
Huh, didn’t think the Whites would get raptured. |
1.1500 |
0.03676 |
120 |
104 |
14 |
2 |
2642 |
I would normally confront gravity deniers. But our seed plantings have never thrived more! |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2643 |
Those neighbors do drone on and on… |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
2644 |
We'd be flying right now too if we grew indoors. |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
2645 |
Aw crap. Don't plant the scotch. |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
2646 |
We better start thinking about installing a lock at the greenhouse door. |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
2647 |
I think we may have triggered something. |
1.1500 |
0.03676 |
120 |
104 |
14 |
2 |
2648 |
Is there anything Clarence Thomas won't do? |
1.1500 |
0.04578 |
100 |
89 |
7 |
4 |
2649 |
Backseat driver. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2650 |
Fucking Ravenclaws. |
1.1500 |
0.03862 |
120 |
105 |
12 |
3 |
2651 |
I know we got a deal,but living on the Redbull commercial set is getting weird. |
1.1500 |
0.03676 |
120 |
104 |
14 |
2 |
2652 |
Call Ray Bolger |
1.1500 |
0.04372 |
120 |
108 |
6 |
6 |
2653 |
You've got to admit, those Byrds really know how to migrate in style. |
1.1500 |
0.03481 |
120 |
103 |
16 |
1 |
2654 |
Hope they haven't been eating prune pudding again. |
1.1496 |
0.04043 |
127 |
113 |
9 |
5 |
2655 |
You know it's really spring when they yuppies make their migration. |
1.1496 |
0.03721 |
127 |
111 |
13 |
3 |
2656 |
Snowbirds. They're starved from their long journey from Florida. I filled the feeder with prune juice. |
1.1495 |
0.04562 |
107 |
96 |
6 |
5 |
2657 |
Millennials, a bunch of flybabies. |
1.1495 |
0.03710 |
107 |
92 |
14 |
1 |
2658 |
The Swallows must be back from Capistrano. |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2659 |
Well, there goes the Garden Club. |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2660 |
If they swoop over and say ‘We’re back!’,
I’m heaving the watering can at them. |
1.1495 |
0.03464 |
107 |
91 |
16 |
0 |
2661 |
They’re back from Boca early this year |
1.1495 |
0.03464 |
107 |
91 |
16 |
0 |
2662 |
Isn't that against city ordinance? |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2663 |
The newest from AI: Drones that look like human beings.... |
1.1494 |
0.05047 |
87 |
78 |
5 |
4 |
2664 |
Anything is possible with the Mankoffs. |
1.1493 |
0.03746 |
134 |
118 |
12 |
4 |
2665 |
But do they have their own parsley?? |
1.1493 |
0.03434 |
134 |
116 |
16 |
2 |
2666 |
Do those look like pigs to you? |
1.1491 |
0.03786 |
114 |
99 |
13 |
2 |
2667 |
Stand by to see a different kind of planting. |
1.1491 |
0.04176 |
114 |
101 |
9 |
4 |
2668 |
More Fox News viewers |
1.1491 |
0.03986 |
114 |
100 |
11 |
3 |
2669 |
Might be time for them to open their parachutes. |
1.1491 |
0.03575 |
114 |
98 |
15 |
1 |
2670 |
It's time to start planting when the snowbirds come back. |
1.1491 |
0.03786 |
114 |
99 |
13 |
2 |
2671 |
It’s alright for them— but what are they doing to beat climate change? |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
2672 |
Wow, I didn't think this was the habitat for the blue footed boobies. |
1.1489 |
0.03478 |
141 |
123 |
15 |
3 |
2673 |
A sure sign it's Spring , the Perelman's are back. |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
2674 |
Argh, the Drone twins have been terrorizing the neighborhood for years. |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
2675 |
We better get out the scarecrow. |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
2676 |
I hope they opted for the travel insurance. |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
2677 |
This AI is more powerful than I thought! |
1.1488 |
0.03832 |
121 |
106 |
12 |
3 |
2678 |
Last year gardening, now this. It’s impossible to keep up with the Joneses. |
1.1488 |
0.04338 |
121 |
109 |
6 |
6 |
2679 |
The pesky Snowbirds are back. |
1.1488 |
0.03454 |
121 |
104 |
16 |
1 |
2680 |
You’d think they could spend a little more time on their yard work. |
1.1488 |
0.03832 |
121 |
106 |
12 |
3 |
2681 |
Remind me to take the Smiths off our fresh tomato list. |
1.1488 |
0.03648 |
121 |
105 |
14 |
2 |
2682 |
Oh, good--Amber and Jeff are returning from their winter break ... |
1.1488 |
0.03648 |
121 |
105 |
14 |
2 |
2683 |
Don't Ralph and Grace ever stay home? |
1.1488 |
0.04008 |
121 |
107 |
10 |
4 |
2684 |
I guess they want to help us with
the gardening!! |
1.1488 |
0.03454 |
121 |
104 |
16 |
1 |
2685 |
Better get out the scarehuman. |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2686 |
I am getting sick and tired of the neighbors' lollygagging. |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2687 |
They must work from home! |
1.1485 |
0.04535 |
101 |
90 |
7 |
4 |
2688 |
is it a bird? is it a plane?”
“no, it’s just the neighbors |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2689 |
They said they were going to drop by. |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
2690 |
All I got from those energy drinks were kidney stones. |
1.1484 |
0.03694 |
128 |
112 |
13 |
3 |
2691 |
Looks like Jim and Mike are headed south for tbe winter. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2692 |
I hope the neighbors filled their pool early this year. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2693 |
I thought birders just watched the birds? |
1.1481 |
0.04326 |
108 |
96 |
8 |
4 |
2694 |
Looks like the Capistranos are back from California. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2695 |
We'd better stop smoking this stuff... |
1.1481 |
0.04326 |
108 |
96 |
8 |
4 |
2696 |
House hunting again! |
1.1481 |
0.04121 |
108 |
95 |
10 |
3 |
2697 |
I told you, this area is becoming so gentrified |
1.1481 |
0.03678 |
108 |
93 |
14 |
1 |
2698 |
Why are they flying south now? It's springtime! |
1.1481 |
0.04121 |
108 |
95 |
10 |
3 |
2699 |
It’s a new economy class which limits carry-on bags but does provide even more legroom. |
1.1481 |
0.04326 |
108 |
96 |
8 |
4 |
2700 |
I told you we should've bought beans from that old man |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2701 |
The neighbor's mushroom farm seems to be doing good business. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2702 |
I hope they don't make a mess on the driveway. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2703 |
It's the schmucks flying south for the summer. |
1.1478 |
0.03546 |
115 |
99 |
15 |
1 |
2704 |
Looks like we’ll need that scarecrow after all |
1.1478 |
0.03755 |
115 |
100 |
13 |
2 |
2705 |
Always flying in the face of our HOA rules! |
1.1478 |
0.03953 |
115 |
101 |
11 |
3 |
2706 |
I always imagined they'd look much different from us. |
1.1478 |
0.03755 |
115 |
100 |
13 |
2 |
2707 |
Oh, chute… |
1.1478 |
0.03755 |
115 |
100 |
13 |
2 |
2708 |
Those Amazon delivery drones just keep getting creepier. |
1.1478 |
0.04322 |
115 |
103 |
7 |
5 |
2709 |
Are they the new landscaping spies? |
1.1478 |
0.03755 |
115 |
100 |
13 |
2 |
2710 |
Someone's been seeding the clouds again. |
1.1478 |
0.03755 |
115 |
100 |
13 |
2 |
2711 |
They better not poop on us... |
1.1478 |
0.04322 |
115 |
103 |
7 |
5 |
2712 |
That must be the new chick Dave met in Florida |
1.1478 |
0.03953 |
115 |
101 |
11 |
3 |
2713 |
Florida snowbirds on their spring migration.
(This caption is from Jerome Jansma, Fayetteville, Arkansas, spouse of the subscriber.) |
1.1478 |
0.04142 |
115 |
102 |
9 |
4 |
2714 |
Dang the smiths are lookin fly |
1.1478 |
0.03546 |
115 |
99 |
15 |
1 |
2715 |
No, they haven't figured that out yet, but they can 69 while riding a thermal. |
1.1475 |
0.04304 |
122 |
110 |
6 |
6 |
2716 |
No wonder we've been getting so many weird 'bird bombs' on our vehicles lately! |
1.1475 |
0.03977 |
122 |
108 |
10 |
4 |
2717 |
The dinguses are returning. |
1.1475 |
0.03620 |
122 |
106 |
14 |
2 |
2718 |
Quick, move the car in the garage. |
1.1475 |
0.03802 |
122 |
107 |
12 |
3 |
2719 |
They’ll do anything to get their hands on our vegetable soup recipe. |
1.1475 |
0.03802 |
122 |
107 |
12 |
3 |
2720 |
Okay, as long as you don't have a lot of baggage. |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
2721 |
I guess it really is the age of optimism. |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
2722 |
Self-confidence is the key. |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
2723 |
Looks like the neighbors have bought a trampoline. |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
2724 |
Those trampoline lessons did more for their marriage than that stupid counsellor ever did |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
2725 |
What the duck is that? |
1.1473 |
0.03667 |
129 |
113 |
13 |
3 |
2726 |
Oh, look, the snowbirds are back. |
1.1473 |
0.03828 |
129 |
114 |
11 |
4 |
2727 |
They'll do anything to get out of yard work. |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2728 |
It must be spring -- the Smiths are back. |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2729 |
That’s one way to avoid baggage fees. |
1.1471 |
0.03790 |
102 |
88 |
13 |
1 |
2730 |
Looks like they didn't finish reading all the instructions on freefalling. |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2731 |
Spring is in the air again. |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
2732 |
Honey, I told you Tom and Susan are using that GMO corn that that Wizard of Oz site was selling. |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
2733 |
I wonder if the Johnsons think we’re boring. |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
2734 |
It is 4:30 and the snowbirds are coming in to feed. |
1.1471 |
0.03790 |
102 |
88 |
13 |
1 |
2735 |
There’s just no keeping up with the Joneses. |
1.1471 |
0.03544 |
136 |
119 |
14 |
3 |
2736 |
They said a garden didn't pay so they're going into eggs. |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2737 |
I think it's for one of their TikTok dances |
1.1468 |
0.03646 |
109 |
94 |
14 |
1 |
2738 |
I wonder: what was their couple's problem? |
1.1468 |
0.03646 |
109 |
94 |
14 |
1 |
2739 |
Every spring, like clockwork... |
1.1468 |
0.03872 |
109 |
95 |
12 |
2 |
2740 |
Must be spring. The snowbirds are flying home. |
1.1468 |
0.04482 |
109 |
98 |
6 |
5 |
2741 |
I see vacations are coming earlier this year. |
1.1468 |
0.03872 |
109 |
95 |
12 |
2 |
2742 |
Honey, that is not a drug. It's a leaf. |
1.1468 |
0.03405 |
109 |
93 |
16 |
0 |
2743 |
Seems a bit early for the annual stock broker migration, doean't it? |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2744 |
Looks like these “birds are shopping for organic, “Farm To Table” vegetables |
1.1468 |
0.03646 |
109 |
94 |
14 |
1 |
2745 |
They just flew in from Miami, and their arms are actually tired. |
1.1468 |
0.03646 |
109 |
94 |
14 |
1 |
2746 |
You were right. The neighbor's bird seed diet beats gardening. |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2747 |
Time to put out the tax man, that'll scare these crows |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2748 |
Not surprising- the snowbirds are
leaving Florida earlier this year. |
1.1466 |
0.03518 |
116 |
100 |
15 |
1 |
2749 |
I told you that those Kents were up to something. |
1.1466 |
0.03518 |
116 |
100 |
15 |
1 |
2750 |
Looks like the Robinson's are back from their snowbird convention |
1.1466 |
0.03921 |
116 |
102 |
11 |
3 |
2751 |
Looks like Frank and Georgia got into the Dom again! |
1.1466 |
0.03725 |
116 |
101 |
13 |
2 |
2752 |
Well, if it's good enough for birds, .... |
1.1466 |
0.03921 |
116 |
102 |
11 |
3 |
2753 |
Seems a little early to be flying south for the winter. |
1.1466 |
0.03725 |
116 |
101 |
13 |
2 |