Contest #848 Summary

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Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Look! The first Robinsons of Spring.	1.7062	0.01810	1913	963	549	401
1	Is it me, or do you think they should have pulled the parachute chord by this point?	1.6360	0.01823	1794	980	487	327
2	The Neighborhood Watch is getting out of hand.	1.6343	0.01969	1463	780	438	245
3	Great. I JUST washed the car.	1.6230	0.01967	1472	801	425	246
4	Who’s that with Greg? I thought they mated for life?	1.6132	0.01872	1665	932	445	288
5	It seems like the Gordons are enjoying retirement a lot more than we are.	1.6076	0.01661	1998	1096	590	312
6	That explains the mess on the windshield.	1.6024	0.01689	2007	1132	541	334
7	Remember when we used to get that high?	1.6016	0.01732	1870	1045	525	300
8	What is even crazier is that they mate for life.	1.6015	0.01774	1827	1034	487	306
9	More evidence of urban flight.	1.5997	0.01641	2021	1116	598	307
10	At least today they're wearing something.	1.5991	0.02201	1175	664	318	193
11	Our old neighbors were a lot more down to earth.	1.5904	0.01631	2024	1129	595	300
12	You were right about those mushrooms.	1.5842	0.01946	1455	829	402	224
13	Well,I’m glad it’s not pigs this time. That was creepy!	1.5818	0.01712	1944	1130	497	317
14	Those are the new neighbors, Robin and Jay.	1.5714	0.01680	1953	1136	518	299
15	I love this time of year, Spring is in the air and so are the Hendersons	1.5657	0.01666	1833	1037	555	241
16	Do we report this to the HOA or the FAA?	1.5655	0.01841	1549	889	444	216
17	The Nelsons are high again.	1.5608	0.01760	1751	1028	464	259
18	Apparently they originally had reservations on Southwest.	1.5567	0.01688	1879	1104	504	271
19	We’re going to need a bigger bird feeder.	1.5551	0.01577	2077	1204	593	280
20	Trump isn’t even president again yet and they’re already headed for Canada!	1.5547	0.01880	1646	1008	363	275
21	When they start to circle hide the dog	1.5501	0.01629	2027	1206	527	294
22	I think we’re going to need a bigger scarecrow this year.	1.5443	0.01764	1604	932	471	201
23	We're planting the wrong pot.	1.5432	0.01672	1911	1146	492	273
24	I guess those weren’t portobellos in the neighbors’ yard…	1.5412	0.01778	1687	1014	433	240
25	His last wife also had no parachute.	1.5410	0.02827	719	447	155	117
26	The Schwartz’s are back from Capistrano …	1.5396	0.03332	480	289	123	68
27	They're rosy-breasted Grossmans.	1.5388	0.01660	1880	1120	507	253
28	At least parachute parents aren't as noisy as helicopter parents.	1.5385	0.01866	1456	860	408	188
29	Oh my God, it's the Wrong brothers.	1.5377	0.01756	1819	1125	410	284
30	Time to put the netting over the cannabis.	1.5373	0.01722	1716	1017	476	223
31	I wouldn't fly Southwest anymore either.	1.5341	0.01621	1981	1192	520	269
32	You thought bird droppings were bad...	1.5316	0.02053	1249	758	318	173
33	We’re going to have to put some netting over the marijuana plants.	1.5163	0.01921	1346	817	363	166
34	Could they be the ones who pooped on our car?	1.5107	0.02031	1261	787	304	170
35	I thought they were only microdosing.	1.5077	0.02002	1229	754	326	149
36	Seems like the snowbirds are arriving early this year	1.5036	0.03300	419	251	125	43
37	Is that all they do? Bird impressions?	1.5031	0.01958	1286	795	335	156
38	I hope they’ll have babies this year.	1.5006	0.01614	1774	1074	512	188
39	Oh, that's what they meant when they asked if we wanted to join the mile high club	1.4987	0.01829	1482	925	375	182
40	This is why Judy doesn’t sun bathe in the nude anymore	1.4931	0.03790	363	233	81	49
41	Five months in Florida will do that to you.	1.4920	0.01777	1504	933	402	169
42	It’s nice to see the Robins are still active now that they are empty nesters.	1.4920	0.04326	250	154	69	27
43	Oh my, the snowbirds are arriving early this year.	1.4901	0.01710	1614	1002	433	179
44	Those Joneses! There's literally no keeping up.	1.4886	0.02997	528	329	140	59
45	They said they might drop in!	1.4883	0.02464	686	408	221	57
46	It’s more challenging these days keeping up with the Joneses.	1.4860	0.01733	1576	986	414	176
47	Forget trying to keep up with the Joneses.	1.4849	0.01921	1262	786	340	136
48	Another reason for wearing a hat while I do this.	1.4816	0.03203	488	314	113	61
49	Dammit, it’s the third time this week I’ve knocked their nest off our roof.	1.4797	0.01976	1155	717	322	116
50	What did you put in the feeder?	1.4790	0.01880	1522	1012	291	219
51	Ok, we are no longer growing mushrooms	1.4681	0.02020	1177	762	279	136
52	Obviously, a first date.	1.4677	0.01995	1315	880	255	180
53	Sure, but can they make their own pesto?	1.4659	0.01973	1159	736	306	117
54	God, we're boring.	1.4627	0.02000	1221	802	273	146
55	Even the Rosenberg’s migration pattern has shifted with climate change.	1.4606	0.03103	432	269	127	36
56	They seem happier since the kids left the nest.	1.4589	0.01970	1264	837	274	153
57	Well, let the Flat Earthers discover gravity the hard way....	1.4559	0.02180	952	615	240	97
58	When they said they had ‘sourced some pixie dust,’ I’d assumed it was drugs.	1.4553	0.03091	470	303	120	47
59	Well , who is Howard with this year ? I thought they mated for life	1.4535	0.02108	1129	760	226	143
60	No one goes for walks anymore.	1.4529	0.02039	1082	701	272	109
61	Arthur forgot to zip up again.	1.4442	0.02376	842	564	182	96
62	Either the Heffernans learned how to fly, or those mushrooms we planted were not shiitakes.	1.4423	0.02168	1049	714	206	129
63	Our neighbors are growing something much more interesting.	1.4416	0.02288	865	572	204	89
64	Not over my back yard.	1.4410	0.02218	957	642	208	107
65	Nothing says spring has arrived quite like the return of the Goldfarbs	1.4406	0.02222	960	646	205	109
66	It’s a common side effect of the weight-loss drug they’re taking.	1.4394	0.02295	817	533	209	75
67	I'm not certain but I think it has to do with airbnb.	1.4393	0.03512	346	225	90	31
68	It's those damn helicopter parents from next door again	1.4374	0.02301	910	619	184	107
69	It's one of those budget airlines.	1.4372	0.02262	931	631	193	107
70	Once they got into pickle ball, I knew something like this was inevitable.	1.4365	0.03635	323	211	83	29
71	Hell no, we're not putting up a feeder!	1.4347	0.02327	904	621	173	110
72	I’m fine with the flying, but do they have to be so damn smug about it?	1.4330	0.02249	769	491	223	55
73	Let's plant whatever they're growing.	1.4326	0.04966	178	118	43	17
74	Looks like we’re going to need some bigger cats.	1.4280	0.02509	764	527	147	90
75	I hope they don't nest in our yard	1.4274	0.02456	723	483	171	69
76	That explains the stuff on the windshield.	1.4254	0.02447	804	557	152	95
77	Maybe we should start growing cannabis.	1.4252	0.02479	809	567	140	102
78	Are you sure that this is oregano?	1.4228	0.02377	797	542	173	82
79	But gardening is fun, too, isn’t it	1.4228	0.02514	693	467	159	67
80	I just wish they would call before they drop in.	1.4219	0.02378	787	534	174	79
81	Must Be 'Empty Nesters'!	1.4212	0.02400	774	526	170	78
82	I think I’ve had enough Spring for today.	1.4209	0.02593	841	622	84	135
83	I warned them to keep off the grass.	1.4208	0.02330	739	486	195	58
84	You know it's spring when the Robins return.	1.4199	0.02427	774	531	161	82
85	That’s what legalizing does.	1.4177	0.02466	711	481	163	67
86	They're the type who use summer as a verb.	1.4170	0.02461	693	465	167	61
87	Not again. I just had the car washed.	1.4163	0.02454	747	513	157	77
88	Looks like their cannabis crop came in.	1.4163	0.02496	699	475	157	67
89	Just in case, I'm going to move the car.	1.4140	0.02641	698	494	119	85
90	Watch out for their droppings!	1.4139	0.02672	633	437	130	66
91	Seems early for wasps.	1.4136	0.02686	677	480	114	83
92	I wish they were in season.	1.4135	0.02610	728	519	117	92
93	It’s just some empty nesters.	1.4129	0.02714	637	446	119	72
94	Is the Rapture happening without us?	1.4127	0.02793	613	432	109	72
95	Man, I envy empty nesters.	1.4123	0.02608	747	538	110	99
96	Those gummies are starting to kick in.	1.4123	0.02505	701	481	151	69
97	We can rule out no-see-ums.”	1.4116	0.02726	775	585	61	129
98	You ever get the feeling we don’t have the full backstory on the Johnsons?	1.4110	0.02625	657	456	132	69
99	It was outlawed in Florida, so they moved here.	1.4086	0.02681	629	438	125	66
100	I liked it when drones just looked like drones.	1.4081	0.02623	642	444	134	64
101	They just paid off their house.	1.4061	0.02812	628	453	95	80
102	Honey, what kind of scarecrow would we have to buy now?	1.4054	0.04028	259	177	59	23
103	Well, I guess that explains the mess on your windshield last week.	1.4054	0.02745	629	447	109	73
104	Hey look, future vegetables.	1.4043	0.02562	601	404	151	46
105	Let's plant what they've planted.	1.4038	0.02567	624	425	146	53
106	If they can, pigs can.	1.4034	0.02857	585	418	98	69
107	They've really embraced the empty-nest life.	1.4028	0.02656	633	443	125	65
108	We get it. We get it. You still have sex.	1.4021	0.02612	562	376	146	40
109	That looks easier on the knees.	1.4020	0.02495	597	396	162	39
110	Can you imagine what one of those would do to your windshield?	1.4013	0.02757	633	455	102	76
111	Looks like the Smiths are back from Florida	1.3977	0.02847	523	363	112	48
112	I hope the car's in the garage.	1.3972	0.02693	579	401	126	52
113	You didn't tell me your parents were flying in today.	1.3958	0.02612	614	426	133	55
114	It's easier once they can fly, but I do miss those conversations in the car.	1.3950	0.02802	524	362	117	45
115	When they said they were flying south for the winter, I thought they meant Delta.	1.3950	0.02808	519	358	117	44
116	It's those Canadian geeks again.	1.3946	0.02855	555	395	101	59
117	Don't you miss our old neighbors? They were much more down to earth.	1.3930	0.02760	542	376	119	47
118	It’s the first Batman and Robin of spring.	1.3906	0.02912	489	341	105	43
119	Check the Audubon book, see if they’re indigenous or invasive.	1.3895	0.02836	534	377	106	51
120	Well, that explains your windshield.	1.3894	0.02889	511	360	103	48
121	Here come the summer people	1.3893	0.02741	560	393	116	51
122	We're not the worms, are we?	1.3885	0.02617	538	364	139	35
123	The first Robinsons of the spring.	1.3881	0.02840	523	368	107	48
124	More of those snowbirds returning from Florida.	1.3880	0.02779	500	343	120	37
125	I didn’t know they migrated.	1.3869	0.02768	535	374	115	46
126	They must be dreaming.	1.3854	0.02928	467	325	104	38
127	We’ll- it’s official- those cheap airlines have now removed every single frill.	1.3821	0.03087	492	361	74	57
128	The Jones must have tired of pickleball.	1.3820	0.02915	500	356	97	47
129	At least they were gone for the winter.	1.3817	0.02699	524	362	124	38
130	Wow, they came back early this year.	1.3810	0.02945	496	355	93	48
131	Optimism versus experience.	1.3805	0.03025	431	301	96	34
132	That does it. The Joneses win.	1.3792	0.02766	509	355	115	39
133	Can’t they call first instead of just dropping in?	1.3791	0.02708	517	358	122	37
134	I thought the droppings on the car looked different.	1.3783	0.03125	489	363	67	59
135	Remember when we used to be like that? Thank goodness we learned how to be more grounded.	1.3772	0.02941	448	313	101	34
136	I'd complain, but we need the eggs.	1.3768	0.02807	483	336	112	35
137	The first Robinsons of spring.	1.3762	0.02678	521	361	124	36
138	This year's Christmas card is going to be insufferable.	1.3759	0.03177	431	312	76	43
139	Well, there go Bill and Ethel. I guess they finally got around to that bucket list wish to learn how to fly.	1.3755	0.02889	474	334	102	38
140	I hope they don't crap on my car again.	1.3753	0.03048	469	340	82	47
141	I prefer the thrill of a fresh turnip.	1.3735	0.02879	490	349	99	42
142	Look! The snow birds are coming back.	1.3735	0.03065	407	285	92	30
143	I forgot to tell you. The Grossbergs came out as ‘avian’ last week.	1.3720	0.03125	465	343	71	51
144	I guess Trump is running again. Good thing I didn’t say Monkey’s would fly out of my butt.	1.3710	0.03224	434	320	67	47
145	The HOA is making their rounds.	1.3693	0.03433	436	336	39	61
146	When the Parkers said that they were flying south for the winter I thought they meant, well, you know..	1.3687	0.02910	453	320	99	34
147	You're gonna need a bigger bird feeder.	1.3679	0.03041	443	319	85	39
148	Let's plant whatever they planted.	1.3667	0.02972	450	322	91	37
149	Let's grow some cannabis too.	1.3665	0.02990	483	354	81	48
150	Forget it—the Joneses win.	1.3658	0.03223	421	310	68	43
151	I don't get it. Maybe the kids can explain it.	1.3651	0.03260	441	332	57	52
152	Those new personalized delivery drones sure look a lot like the Anderssons.	1.3646	0.02868	458	324	101	33
153	Everything is early now with climate change.	1.3630	0.02984	405	284	95	26
154	I don't think we can keep up with the Joneses anymore.	1.3598	0.03071	403	288	85	30
155	The McKenzies have always been flighty.	1.3593	0.03213	359	255	79	25
156	Hey, looks like the Jones are migrating already.	1.3593	0.03237	359	256	77	26
157	Looks like the judge was wrong about those defendants not being flight risks.	1.3586	0.03307	396	294	62	40
158	Chinese government claims they are weather balloons.	1.3580	0.03118	419	306	76	37
159	White flight	1.3577	0.03182	397	289	74	34
160	I heard Fred and Myrtle were flying in, but I had no idea.	1.3573	0.02996	417	298	89	30
161	Think I can ask them to get the frisbee off the roof?	1.3571	0.03319	364	265	68	31
162	And we thought we had droppings before!!!	1.3568	0.03300	384	283	65	36
163	I really wish they’d just get an electric car like everyone else.	1.3556	0.03174	405	297	72	36
164	You wouldn't think they were so adorable if you saw my windshield.	1.3543	0.03316	381	282	63	36
165	Do you think they know their chutes haven’t opened?	1.3540	0.03329	404	305	55	44
166	They’ll never shut up about how much they saved on the flight.	1.3529	0.03292	391	291	62	38
167	We gotta get a better scarecrow	1.3525	0.03038	400	287	85	28
168	Didn't we tell the kids they're grounded?	1.3523	0.03394	352	259	62	31
169	I hope that they're pollinators.	1.3516	0.03113	401	292	77	32
170	Looks like the Petersons are heading south for the winter.	1.3515	0.03136	404	296	74	34
171	uh-oh. Here come Elon’s guys again	1.3514	0.03234	350	251	75	24
172	You never take me anywhere.	1.3492	0.03156	378	274	76	28
173	Do you hear someone say "so far, so good?"	1.3482	0.03174	359	258	77	24
174	It must be spring. The Robinson’s are out.	1.3481	0.03146	405	299	71	35
175	Hope I’m that happy when I’m about to die.	1.3478	0.03615	322	241	50	31
176	Well I think we can now agree...we will never keep up with the Joneses.	1.3464	0.03153	358	257	78	23
177	On second thought, let's not plant the mushrooms.	1.3452	0.03252	365	268	68	29
178	Oh dear! It looks like the snow birds are back.	1.3446	0.03225	354	257	72	25
179	This neighborhood is really going south.	1.3439	0.03258	378	281	64	33
180	Empty nesters.	1.3436	0.03247	358	262	69	27
181	I want what they're growing.	1.3433	0.03394	367	277	54	36
182	I think the one with the parachute is going to have a better landing.	1.3425	0.03148	327	231	80	16
183	We'll need a bigger scarecrow.	1.3421	0.03377	342	253	61	28
184	Of course, I just washed the car.	1.3417	0.03416	357	269	54	34
185	I really wish you had told me your parents were dropping in.	1.3413	0.03327	334	244	66	24
186	I wish they'd call before dropping in.	1.3412	0.03252	337	244	71	22
187	They’re under the influence of Mary Oliver poetry.	1.3391	0.03126	348	250	78	20
188	At least they’ve got pants on.	1.3390	0.03217	354	259	70	25
189	Why don't they just tweet like everybody else	1.3386	0.03483	316	234	57	25
190	Those are the ones that nibble the kale.	1.3384	0.03105	328	232	81	15
191	They always seemed a bit flighty.	1.3384	0.03232	331	239	72	20
192	There's no keeping up with them now.	1.3384	0.03027	331	232	86	13
193	The Byrds are back.	1.3383	0.03381	337	250	60	27
194	I hope they don’t poop on the car ?	1.3375	0.03479	320	238	56	26
195	Can't believe she let him have the parachute.	1.3373	0.03287	335	245	67	23
196	I certainly misunderstood when they said they were taking flying lessons.	1.3373	0.03367	335	248	61	26
197	Drones are so lifelike nowadays.	1.3367	0.03356	300	216	67	17
198	Now we're going to have to hear all about their flight.	1.3364	0.03525	321	241	52	28
199	The airlines have really cut down on perks this year.	1.3364	0.03313	327	239	66	22
200	That's odd. I had no idea the Segals flew this far inland!	1.3352	0.03334	361	272	57	32
201	Well, It looks like the Powells have returned from Florida.	1.3343	0.03196	344	251	71	22
202	You know it's spring when the Bermans return from Boca.	1.3333	0.03381	336	251	58	27
203	Maybe we should be planting what they did.	1.3324	0.03410	346	262	53	31
204	I hope they don't fly over the car	1.3324	0.03503	340	260	47	33
205	Well, I suppose they could be Chinese; it’s kind of hard to tell from here.	1.3323	0.03259	334	245	67	22
206	The snowbirds are a bit late this year!	1.3323	0.03165	331	239	74	18
207	Those drones are so lifelike!	1.3323	0.03284	322	235	67	20
208	Seems the Smiths have been planting more than oregano.	1.3323	0.03535	319	241	50	28
209	Boy, you can set your watch by this -- May 1st comes and the Fliegerman's fly back from Florida.	1.3323	0.03317	313	228	66	19
210	Oh great, I just washed my car.	1.3313	0.03452	326	245	54	27
211	They can't just retire quietly like everyone else.	1.3312	0.03203	311	223	73	15
212	There they go, airing out their differences again.	1.3312	0.03383	308	226	62	20
213	The new IRS agents are more determined in their methods.	1.3310	0.03560	290	215	54	21
214	I don't think they understand the gravity of the situation.	1.3302	0.03460	321	241	54	26
215	Guess the Farkelbergs’ mushroom crop came in.	1.3300	0.03514	303	226	54	23
216	How we gonna keep up with that?	1.3291	0.03260	316	230	68	18
217	I see the Johnsons are off their meds again.	1.3291	0.03522	313	236	51	26
218	Think we can get them to clean the gutters?	1.3273	0.03306	330	245	62	23
219	I see the Canadians are returning home.	1.3267	0.03601	303	230	47	26
220	I wish those real estate vultures would stop circling	1.3267	0.03720	303	234	39	30
221	Competing with the Joneses just went up a notch.	1.3265	0.03316	340	255	59	26
222	Those two will never put down roots.	1.3259	0.03115	313	224	76	13
223	Looks like Joe's found himself a wingman tonight.	1.3250	0.03345	320	238	60	22
224	Uh oh, Susan. This can't be good. Isn't it a bit too early for their return from Florida?	1.3237	0.03402	312	233	57	22
225	I want whatever they’re on.	1.3234	0.03534	303	229	50	24
226	There's something in the air.	1.3232	0.03313	328	245	60	23
227	They'd better not land in the butter beans.	1.3231	0.03238	294	212	69	13
228	Oh, thank God the Smiths are finally flying South.	1.3231	0.03306	325	242	61	22
229	I always took them for the cruise ship type.	1.3229	0.03259	319	235	65	19
230	We’re growing the wrong stuff.	1.3223	0.03641	301	231	43	27
231	I forever regret that one time I told your parents they can drop in anytime.	1.3217	0.03746	286	220	40	26
232	I swear, every time we see the Hendersons, they're high.	1.3210	0.03825	271	208	39	24
233	That's the dude who pooped on my car.	1.3209	0.03776	296	231	35	30
234	We better put netting over these.	1.3204	0.03380	284	208	61	15
235	They're still on airplane mode.	1.3202	0.03315	331	249	58	24
236	I think I misunderstood the Johnsons when they said they just started birding.	1.3194	0.03560	310	238	45	27
237	That's got to be hell on their rotator cuffs.	1.3191	0.03612	257	190	52	15
238	They said they got tired of pickleball.	1.3189	0.03384	301	224	58	19
239	Bob did mention that they couldn't afford high gas prices anymore.	1.3187	0.03626	251	185	52	14
240	“The Wallendas are back from vacation.”	1.3187	0.03729	273	208	43	22
241	All their kids moved away, poor things.	1.3186	0.03464	295	221	54	20
242	Oh look, the first Robinsons of spring are back again.	1.3183	0.03547	289	218	50	21
243	They were serious about taking flying lessons.	1.3182	0.03607	286	217	47	22
244	The Hendersons are high again….	1.3180	0.03802	283	220	36	27
245	I can't help but wonder if we're just extras in other people's dreams.	1.3173	0.03636	271	204	48	19
246	Think the Home Owners Association is getting a bit too nosey?	1.3173	0.03673	271	205	46	20
247	Let's not put the feeders out this year.	1.3173	0.03361	312	234	57	21
248	At least this pair are wearing pants.	1.3169	0.03623	284	216	46	22
249	Are they high, or are we?	1.3168	0.03585	303	233	44	26
250	So that’s the new business class?	1.3167	0.03485	300	227	51	22
251	When we were their age, we had to walk to school.	1.3165	0.03713	278	213	42	23
252	What’s that word? Riptide? Ripcurrent? Ripcord! That’s it! Pull your...oh, never mind.	1.3165	0.03343	297	220	60	17
253	I don’t think those were portobellos.	1.3162	0.03282	291	213	64	14
254	'So smug.'	1.3160	0.03448	288	215	55	18
255	I'd trade all our heirloom tomatoes this fall to see two faceplants right now.	1.3160	0.03551	288	218	49	21
256	I don't know why I thought pigs would be the first	1.3151	0.03425	311	236	52	23
257	The snowbirds are back early this year.	1.3149	0.03402	289	215	57	17
258	Their carbon offset plan is much more fun than ours.	1.3143	0.03548	280	211	50	19
259	The Martins are high again.	1.3136	0.03451	287	215	54	18
260	I knew they mentioned they were heading North…	1.3133	0.03893	249	191	38	20
261	First the Chinese spy balloon & now flying nosy neighbors.	1.3132	0.03428	281	209	56	16
262	At least they seem to be enjoying their final seconds.	1.3123	0.03673	285	220	41	24
263	Where did you say you got these plants?"	1.3120	0.03673	266	202	45	19
264	Yet they still can't take their trash out on time.	1.3120	0.03673	266	202	45	19
265	I hope this marijuana is as good as the stuff they grew.	1.3120	0.03861	266	207	35	24
266	I thought you asked them to call us before dropping in.	1.3118	0.03660	279	214	43	22
267	This IS parsley, right?	1.3116	0.03576	292	224	45	23
268	I Just hate it when they drop in unannounced.	1.3116	0.03579	276	209	48	19
269	What did you say we were growing again?	1.3114	0.03492	273	204	53	16
270	Forget about keeping up with the Joneses.	1.3110	0.03667	254	191	47	16
271	Do you ever feel that we lead a dull life?	1.3106	0.03729	264	202	42	20
272	I always wondered why they had no car.	1.3102	0.03442	274	204	55	15
273	I'll have what they're having.	1.3098	0.03612	255	191	49	15
274	First Robin and Batman of Spring.	1.3093	0.03411	291	219	54	18
275	Oh dear—looks like Sally and Roger got some side effects from the bird flu vaccine.	1.3086	0.03750	269	208	39	22
276	Honey, look. Newlyweds	1.3082	0.03491	305	235	46	24
277	And I thought we were good at reducing our footprint.” –Iam Captino, Northwest Lebanon, Kansa	1.3077	0.03880	260	203	34	23
278	Well that explains the mess on my car this morning.	1.3074	0.03914	283	227	25	31
279	Did you order a face plant?	1.3074	0.03400	283	212	55	16
280	Edna, did you park the car in the garage?	1.3074	0.03626	270	206	45	19
281	Looks like the white flight has started.	1.3074	0.03701	270	208	41	21
282	I really wish we hadn't told them to drop by anytime.	1.3070	0.03794	228	171	44	13
283	No wonder they said we were only 15 minutes from downtown.	1.3068	0.03732	251	191	43	17
284	And I thought drones were annoying	1.3063	0.03426	284	214	53	17
285	Was there some kind of software update we missed?	1.3061	0.03311	294	220	58	16
286	It's Spirit's new economy minus-minus class.	1.3057	0.03511	265	199	51	15
287	We really need to grow some weed.	1.3056	0.03359	301	228	54	19
288	Must be spring. Here come the loons.	1.3056	0.03566	288	222	44	22
289	I didn't know your parents were dropping in.	1.3056	0.03428	288	218	52	18
290	When we go low, they go high.	1.3054	0.03813	239	182	41	16
291	Should we feed them?	1.3051	0.03714	272	211	39	22
292	It's impossible to keep up with the Joneses.	1.3047	0.03783	233	176	43	14
293	They're having a lot more fun in this dream than we are.	1.3042	0.03526	263	198	50	15
294	Great, and I just washed the car.	1.3042	0.03890	240	185	37	18
295	Looks like the Flintbinders are back from Florida.	1.3035	0.03537	257	193	50	14
296	Better weather is definitely on the way; here come the Kents to their summer home.	1.3035	0.03537	257	193	50	14
297	That trampoline's strung way too tight!	1.3032	0.03590	277	213	44	20
298	They always drop in uninvited.	1.3030	0.03514	264	199	50	15
299	Just more high-flying city people moving upstate.	1.3029	0.04102	274	225	15	34
300	It must be the new TSA PreCheck.	1.3025	0.03528	238	176	52	10
301	They're smiling now, but give them a second.	1.3022	0.03477	268	202	51	15
302	Looks like the Millers have gotten over their fear of flying.	1.3021	0.03898	235	181	37	17
303	Oh no we are in the flight pattern. How will we ever sell our house now?!	1.3020	0.03462	245	181	54	10
304	Looks like the neighbors are high again.	1.3017	0.03633	242	182	47	13
305	The lawyers are returning from Mar-a-Lago.	1.3016	0.03998	252	200	28	24
306	Some people take the term ‘snowbirds’ literally.	1.3015	0.03441	272	205	52	15
307	Sure, they can fly. But can they eat carrots from their own garden?	1.3008	0.03772	246	189	40	17
308	Just like clockwork! Every spring the snowbirds fly back from Florida!!	1.3007	0.03444	276	209	51	16
309	The HOA really will do anything to survey the neighborhood.	1.3004	0.03674	233	175	46	12
310	Could be worse. They could be monkeys.	1.3000	0.04048	230	180	31	19
311	We're going to need a hell of a scarecrow	1.3000	0.03571	290	226	41	23
312	I'd rather be invisible," you said.	1.3000	0.03684	250	191	43	16
313	I just washed the car.	1.3000	0.03748	260	202	38	20
314	I wish they would call first before dropping by.	1.3000	0.03627	260	199	44	17
315	I recognize DB Cooper. Who's the other guy?	1.2992	0.03506	264	200	49	15
316	Honey I think we need to stop planting cannabis.	1.2989	0.03523	271	207	47	17
317	First the pigs, and now this!	1.2982	0.04022	228	178	32	18
318	I guess they were a flight risk after all	1.2980	0.04033	245	195	27	23
319	They sure do take the term snowbirds quite literally.	1.2976	0.03343	252	186	57	9
320	I see the Wilson’s are back from Florida for the summer.	1.2972	0.03355	286	217	53	16
321	The neighbors are getting high again.	1.2969	0.03488	256	193	50	13
322	Are we boring?	1.2964	0.03559	253	192	47	14
323	Now that pair of Mormons is particularly enthusiastic.	1.2960	0.03719	250	193	40	17
324	We need a new hobby.	1.2958	0.03917	240	188	33	19
325	There go the Hindenbergs	1.2955	0.03619	264	204	42	18
326	Maybe we should try those energy drinks...	1.2954	0.03571	237	178	48	11
327	It's probably just another artificial intelligence thing.	1.2951	0.03825	244	190	36	18
328	I told you we shouldn’t have eaten those mushrooms	1.2950	0.03524	261	199	47	15
329	What kind of mushrooms were those, anyway?	1.2946	0.03421	258	194	52	12
330	Honey, I think the neighbor kids are high again.	1.2946	0.03676	258	200	40	18
331	Looks like Hal's shoulder surgery went well.	1.2944	0.03987	214	165	35	14
332	They used to be so down to earth.	1.2941	0.03891	238	186	34	18
333	Look at that. The neighbors have found yet one more way to look down on us.	1.2941	0.03845	238	185	36	17
334	I think they're taking this snowbird thing a little too literally.	1.2939	0.03513	262	200	47	15
335	Gravity is still a thing, right?	1.2939	0.03723	245	189	40	16
336	There was a time I enjoyed the caption contest. Now they're just annoying!	1.2937	0.03901	252	200	30	22
337	Wow - United's really cutting back.	1.2937	0.03901	252	200	30	22
338	I wish our new neighbors were more down-to-earth.	1.2933	0.03796	225	172	40	13
339	We'd better go easy on the mushrooms.	1.2932	0.03475	266	203	48	15
340	When the realtor warned us about our high-flying neighbors, this is not quite what came to my mind"	1.2929	0.03831	239	186	36	17
341	Do you see any wires?”	1.2929	0.03967	239	189	30	20
342	I don't think that stuff on our car was bird poop.	1.2927	0.03798	246	192	36	18
343	Those TikTok challenges are fun till someone gets hurt.	1.2925	0.03765	253	198	36	19
344	CPAs going home. Tax season must be over.	1.2925	0.03680	253	196	40	17
345	Looks like the first Robinsons of spring.	1.2925	0.03594	253	194	44	15
346	The Johnsons call it microdosing but it looks pretty macro to me.	1.2920	0.03984	226	177	32	17
347	I'm sick of these Golden Parachuters landing in our neighborhood!	1.2918	0.03704	233	178	42	13
348	First the snacks, then the carry-on luggage, now this!	1.2917	0.03908	240	189	32	19
349	Looks like the snowbirds are heading back home.	1.2915	0.03696	247	191	40	16
350	They just paid off their student loans.	1.2913	0.03981	230	181	31	18
351	That's not sustainable.	1.2907	0.03554	227	170	48	9
352	I really thought the pigs would beat them to it.	1.2902	0.04104	224	178	27	19
353	Don't worry, I'm watching them like a hawk.	1.2900	0.03821	231	179	37	15
354	Are we the left behinds?	1.2900	0.03771	231	178	39	14
355	I knew when we started planting cannabis we'd have more than deer to worry about.	1.2896	0.03940	221	172	34	15
356	Apparently those are the folks that grow the best weed in the neighborhood.	1.2895	0.03666	266	209	37	20
357	I dunno but I’m glad I’m not a statue	1.2893	0.03698	242	187	40	15
358	What types of herbs are these again?	1.2893	0.03744	242	188	38	16
359	Looks like the snow birds are coming home early this year.	1.2892	0.03714	249	194	38	17
360	Wow. Spirit Airlines has really pared down their services.	1.2890	0.04081	218	172	29	17
361	Harmless unless they're vegans	1.2886	0.03563	246	188	45	13
362	Oh no, they’re back. I’m going to pull the car into the garage.	1.2886	0.03700	246	191	39	16
363	Do you ever wish we were migratory?	1.2886	0.03609	246	189	43	14
364	I hope they remember the Andersons' new invisible fence.	1.2885	0.03959	253	204	25	24
365	Talk about no frills...	1.2879	0.03643	264	207	38	19
366	I don’t know Madge. Maybe we should find a more interesting hobby	1.2875	0.03620	240	184	43	13
367	These Amazon drones are getting pretty lifelike.	1.2874	0.03731	247	193	37	17
368	I hate it when your parents drop in on us.	1.2874	0.03659	254	198	39	17
369	Nice couple, but I wish they were a little more down to earth	1.2871	0.03978	209	162	34	13
370	I think we need a new bucket list!	1.2869	0.03671	244	189	40	15
371	Well. I'm never getting the lawnmower back.	1.2863	0.04013	234	187	27	20
372	I think we planted the wrong mushrooms	1.2863	0.03654	241	186	41	14
373	These no frill airlines have gone too far	1.2857	0.03963	238	190	28	20
374	We might need bigger scarecrows this year.	1.2857	0.03612	245	189	42	14
375	You said we will be the only couple with an alternative lifestyle here	1.2857	0.03502	231	174	48	9
376	Are you sure you gave them oregano?	1.2851	0.03894	228	179	33	16
377	I wish they would just stay in Canada year-round.	1.2851	0.04032	221	175	29	17
378	Yeah, I’m acquainted with them. Couple of strange birds.	1.2850	0.03964	214	167	33	14
379	Huh. They're early this year.	1.2845	0.03574	239	183	44	12
380	Why do your parents never call before dropping in?	1.2844	0.03911	218	170	34	14
381	We'll never keep up with the Joneses.	1.2840	0.03314	257	194	53	10
382	Why can't the Robinsons just drive to Florida like everyone else?	1.2840	0.03721	243	190	37	16
383	Wow, the migration problem has really gotten out of hand!	1.2839	0.03937	236	188	29	19
384	It's the summer people arriving	1.2838	0.03570	229	174	45	10
385	I want to grow what our neighbors are growing.	1.2837	0.03892	215	167	35	13
386	Uh-oh, it's your brother again just dropping in unannounced...	1.2836	0.04016	201	156	33	12
387	I told you it was safe to plant -- here come the snowbirds returning from Florida!	1.2833	0.03683	233	180	40	13
388	Honey, these cannabis plants we are growing might be a bit too potent.	1.2832	0.03863	226	177	34	15
389	When they say they're above us...	1.2831	0.03949	219	172	32	15
390	I wish your parents would warn us before dropping by.	1.2831	0.04002	219	173	30	16
391	Honey, we're failing once again to keep up with our neighbors.	1.2829	0.04020	205	160	32	13
392	Looks like Dave & Margaret finally got their medical cannabis cards.	1.2822	0.03962	241	194	26	21
393	Now I understand why everyone keeps describing our new neighbors as flighty.	1.2819	0.03531	227	172	46	9
394	I guess if they can tweet they can fly.	1.2819	0.04093	227	183	24	20
395	They're actually an invasive species.	1.2818	0.03985	220	174	30	16
396	Well between the price of gas and eggs it was only a matter of time.	1.2817	0.03968	213	167	32	14
397	Yes, the new rule of thumb is to plant when you see the first skydivers of spring.	1.2814	0.04162	199	157	28	14
398	Oh great, the Long-Winded Loons are back from migration.	1.2811	0.03607	249	194	40	15
399	I thought Canadians only fly south in winter?	1.2810	0.03831	210	162	37	11
400	They must not have kids	1.2810	0.04118	210	167	27	16
401	I heard that United was offering dual bookings on super economy coach with plenty of legroom.	1.2805	0.03811	221	172	36	13
402	Judy and Tim's marriage looks like it's off to a flying start.	1.2805	0.03756	221	171	38	12
403	So that's who's eating our tomatoes!	1.2802	0.03685	232	180	39	13
404	Tell them we already belong to a church.	1.2800	0.03656	225	173	41	11
405	So much for designating our no-fly zone.	1.2800	0.03489	225	170	47	8
406	We‘ll need a more sophisticated scarecrow.	1.2798	0.03756	243	192	34	17
407	They better open their chutes soon.	1.2798	0.03571	243	188	42	13
408	Shouldn’t their parachutes have opened by now?	1.2797	0.03541	236	181	44	11
409	I see the neighbors are high again.	1.2795	0.03716	229	178	38	13
410	Are you sure we ate the right mushrooms?	1.2790	0.03621	233	180	41	12
411	They just want our zucchini.	1.2788	0.03587	226	173	43	10
412	Do you think we can hire your mother to stand out here all day?	1.2786	0.04185	201	160	26	15
413	Wow, Amazon’s really upped their delivery game!	1.2783	0.04138	212	170	25	17
414	Like it or not, the suburbs have changed.	1.2783	0.03740	212	163	39	10
415	I prefer a more grounded approach myself.	1.2783	0.03858	212	165	35	12
416	When I ordered the mushroom spores for them I thought they were going to grow them.	1.2783	0.03998	230	185	26	19
417	Damn empty nesters!	1.2780	0.03761	205	157	39	9
418	I guess Clark and Lois are eating the bird seed again.	1.2778	0.03504	234	179	45	10
419	Wow, those Chinese balloons are getting very creative	1.2778	0.03913	198	153	35	10
420	They maxed out on their credit cards. They're living off the float.	1.2778	0.03780	198	151	39	8
421	Look— the snow birds are returning early this year.	1.2778	0.03658	234	182	39	13
422	I don't know about you, Marge, but I'm getting kind of tired of keeping up with the Joneses.	1.2771	0.03887	231	184	30	17
423	There’s a new dispensary in town.	1.2771	0.03478	231	176	46	9
424	Ok, next time they invite us to dinner, we’re going!	1.2771	0.03838	231	183	32	16
425	And you thought the vacation package was a scam.	1.2767	0.03681	206	157	41	8
426	Hey Honey, Orville and Wilbur are back.	1.2766	0.03594	235	182	41	12
427	The Robbins are back	1.2764	0.03716	246	195	34	17
428	Retirement seems to be working for those two	1.2763	0.03719	228	178	37	13
429	i guess redbull does give you wings	1.2762	0.03745	239	189	34	16
430	They're heading north. We should have put the peas in last week.	1.2760	0.03906	221	175	31	15
431	There go the Johnson's for the early bird special, again.	1.2756	0.03644	225	174	40	11
432	...That explains my windshield.	1.2756	0.03855	225	178	32	15
433	Looks like the neighbors decided to plant cannabis this year too.	1.2754	0.03792	207	160	37	10
434	I see the snowbirds are coming back.	1.2751	0.03653	229	178	39	12
435	I guess it’s pigs next….	1.2750	0.04006	200	157	31	12
436	Yeah, but our Lifestyle keeps us more grounded!	1.2744	0.03635	215	165	41	9
437	Those AI drones look entirely too lifelike!	1.2744	0.03923	215	170	31	14
438	I just don’t think we can keep up with the Jonses.	1.2743	0.03736	226	177	36	13
439	First drones. Now this.	1.2741	0.03981	197	154	32	11
440	We're going to have to put netting up again if we want to enjoy our tomatoes.	1.2740	0.03837	208	162	35	11
441	It's a bird, it's a plane...oh no, it's Mel and Gladys!	1.2739	0.03575	241	188	40	13
442	The neighbors will be landing shortly !!"	1.2737	0.03870	190	146	36	8
443	They land on the deck again, I'm taking the hose to them.	1.2736	0.03926	201	157	33	11
444	I really hate when your family drops in unannounced!	1.2736	0.03666	212	163	40	9
445	They’ll do anything to get on Nextdoor.	1.2731	0.03680	216	167	39	10
446	They come earlier and earlier every year.	1.2727	0.03625	231	180	39	12
447	Would it kill them to call before they drop in?	1.2727	0.04166	209	169	23	17
448	Somehow they still think we can’t tell when they’re high.	1.2723	0.03875	235	189	28	18
449	...more like poultry in motion	1.2723	0.03712	213	165	38	10
450	Look honey, another sign that spring is here, the snow birds are returning.	1.2723	0.03845	202	157	35	10
451	Another neighborhood ruined by White Flight	1.2723	0.04128	191	151	28	12
452	Great, now the Petersons know we have lettuce.	1.2722	0.04258	169	132	28	9
453	Look, Marge, the loons! The loons!	1.2719	0.03999	217	174	27	16
454	Quick, put the cover over the car!	1.2718	0.03977	206	163	30	13
455	You ever feel like everyone else has cooler hobbies than us?	1.2717	0.03945	184	142	34	8
456	Their weed must have sprouted last year.	1.2715	0.03998	221	178	26	17
457	We may not be having fun, But, Remember, We'll be eating green beans in THREE MONTHS.	1.2714	0.03683	210	162	39	9
458	Unidentified flying assholes.	1.2713	0.04371	188	152	21	15
459	They'd better stay away from our windshield.	1.2713	0.03462	247	192	43	12
460	Get ready for, 'And boy, are my arms tired!'	1.2710	0.03755	214	167	36	11
461	Don’t look up it’s the Canadians.	1.2708	0.03905	192	149	34	9
462	Guess we know who shit on your car	1.2707	0.03944	229	185	26	18
463	Classic Peter Pan Syndrome.	1.2707	0.03985	181	140	33	8
464	New Yorkers again.	1.2705	0.03584	244	192	38	14
465	Am I dreaming, or are the Petermans back early from Florida this year?	1.2704	0.03782	196	151	37	8
466	Somebody should tell them to pull the cord.	1.2704	0.03984	196	154	31	11
467	It must be a woke thing.	1.2700	0.03928	200	157	32	11
468	I guess we can look forward to more insufferable stories about their fabulous trip south next summer.	1.2700	0.03928	200	157	32	11
469	Elon is up to something again	1.2698	0.03854	215	170	32	13
470	Apparently there are more upsides to living in "flyover country" than we were told.	1.2698	0.03798	215	169	34	12
471	I thought that it would be the pigs first.	1.2698	0.04020	215	173	26	16
472	I hear nerds mate for life.	1.2687	0.04036	201	160	28	13
473	Somebody weeded their garden.	1.2687	0.03847	201	157	34	10
474	Don't they know we live next to the skeet shooting range?	1.2685	0.04057	216	175	24	17
475	Looks like the Spirit Airlines has figured out the ultimate cheap flight.	1.2685	0.03782	216	170	34	12
476	Oh no the Canadian royal airforce	1.2680	0.04326	194	158	20	16
477	I wish they would stop selling Red Bull at the convenience store!	1.2677	0.04076	198	158	27	13
478	I see the snowbirds are migrating back from down south	1.2673	0.03593	217	168	40	9
479	It’s not just a feeling. They really ARE just above it all.	1.2670	0.03663	221	173	37	11
480	You know it's spring when the entitled white babblers return.	1.2669	0.03608	236	186	37	13
481	So, does this mean Hell is about to freeze over?	1.2667	0.03852	195	152	34	9
482	Maybe we'd better stop planting. They're flying SOUTH.	1.2667	0.03606	210	162	40	8
483	Looks like the summer camp is doing ‘Peter Pan’ again this year”	1.2664	0.03742	214	168	35	11
484	It seems they are not in the placebo group.	1.2663	0.04058	199	159	27	13
485	Looks like they've finally legalized cannabis.	1.2663	0.04076	184	145	29	10
486	Snowbirds	1.2661	0.03807	218	173	32	13
487	We're gonna need more than just a scarecrow.	1.2661	0.03807	218	173	32	13
488	Do NOT feed them.	1.2661	0.03751	218	172	34	12
489	Well looks like the flying monkeys have finally evolved.	1.2657	0.03825	207	163	33	11
490	Branson and Bezos again.	1.2657	0.03886	207	164	31	12
491	How do we keep up with the Joneses now?	1.2652	0.03644	181	137	40	4
492	Looks like they just raided Mary Lou's marijuana patch.	1.2651	0.03668	215	168	37	10
493	White flight is ruining this neighborhood!	1.2650	0.04281	200	164	19	17
494	Maybe the lettuce nibblers aren't rabbits.”	1.2647	0.03701	272	224	24	24
495	I wonder if they would check for balls on our roof.	1.2646	0.03464	223	172	43	8
496	The Snow Birds are back.	1.2644	0.03685	208	162	37	9
497	Perhaps we could throw in a little cannabis too?	1.2644	0.03685	208	162	37	9
498	It’s amazing how they find their way back home every spring.	1.2643	0.03852	227	183	28	16
499	Must be spring, the snow birds are migrating back to New England.	1.2642	0.04075	193	154	27	12
500	We need to get a new scare crow.	1.2642	0.03876	212	169	30	13
501	I still think gardening is the best hobby for us.	1.2642	0.03513	212	163	42	7
502	Please tell me you parked in the garage.	1.2642	0.03638	212	165	38	9
503	I always thought they were kind of flighty.	1.2639	0.03881	216	173	29	14
504	Looks like we're in for a hard fall.	1.2634	0.04316	186	151	21	14
505	This time, you’re washing the car!	1.2634	0.04037	186	147	29	10
506	The snowbirds have returned.	1.2634	0.04026	205	165	26	14
507	I think they’re just winging it.	1.2634	0.03781	205	161	34	10
508	These gender reveal stunts are getting risky	1.2634	0.03905	205	163	30	12
509	Some days it just doesn't pay to look up.	1.2632	0.03912	209	167	29	13
510	Honey, the Joneses are getting high again.	1.2629	0.03743	213	168	34	11
511	Looks like the Johnsons have migrated back from Florida.	1.2627	0.03638	217	170	37	10
512	I told the kids 5,000 feet!	1.2621	0.03764	206	162	34	10
513	Being shot out of a cannon is SO last century.	1.2620	0.04227	187	151	23	13
514	We’ll need to put up the netting pretty soon.	1.2619	0.03654	210	164	37	9
515	So why are they so happy their chutes didn't open	1.2619	0.03776	210	166	33	11
516	They should have pulled the cord a while ago.	1.2618	0.03746	191	148	36	7
517	Oh look, the Hendersons are off to Capistrano	1.2618	0.03960	191	151	30	10
518	We need bigger feeders.	1.2618	0.03960	191	151	30	10
519	I wish we had an HOA.	1.2615	0.03766	195	152	35	8
520	Well, at least the airlines haven't cancelled flights of fancy!	1.2614	0.04186	176	140	26	10
521	I see the snowbirds are back again.	1.2613	0.03850	199	157	32	10
522	It's called jumping to a conclusion.	1.2611	0.04121	180	143	27	10
523	They spend the damn winter in Arizona and expect us to welcome them with open arms!	1.2611	0.03968	180	141	31	8
524	I assume the garden club is aware that the Mortensons are cultivating marijuana.	1.2611	0.04224	203	167	19	17
525	One year we're going to find out what they're growing.	1.2609	0.03871	207	165	30	12
526	Careful up there,Icarus.	1.2609	0.04203	184	148	24	12
527	Alice said they would be flying home today.	1.2606	0.04139	188	151	25	12
528	Get the hose.	1.2604	0.03579	192	147	40	5
529	They're early this year.	1.2603	0.03779	219	175	31	13
530	They identify as birds.	1.2602	0.04147	196	159	23	14
531	I'm tired of the Joneses.	1.2600	0.03631	200	155	38	7
532	Climate change. The snowbirds come back earlier every year.	1.2600	0.04087	200	162	24	14
533	Those corporate vultures are hovering again.	1.2600	0.04025	200	161	26	13
534	They’re headed straight for the trampoline.	1.2596	0.03974	208	168	26	14
535	I swear, if they do that 'boy are my arms tired' joke again....	1.2596	0.03697	235	189	31	15
536	I think Tom and Gale started seeing that marriage counselor.	1.2595	0.03737	185	143	36	6
537	They winter in Mexico, but they nest in the Poconos	1.2594	0.03685	212	167	35	10
538	Man, those no-frills airlines sure have stripped back on the luxuries.	1.2593	0.04119	189	152	25	12
539	Spring's here when you see the Finches fly back from Boca.	1.2591	0.03854	193	152	32	9
540	Has it really been seventeen years?	1.2591	0.03638	193	149	38	6
541	Yeah, but can they wordle?	1.2591	0.04125	193	156	24	13
542	I heard they are having sex again.	1.2588	0.04197	170	135	26	9
543	Snowbirds coming back.	1.2585	0.03766	205	162	33	10
544	You can tell it's spring when the snowbirds return.	1.2584	0.04067	178	141	28	9
545	What do you think they planted?	1.2582	0.03788	213	170	31	12
546	So THAT'S who shit on the car.	1.2581	0.04162	186	150	24	12
547	Now that's taking No-Frills Airlines too far!	1.2579	0.03962	190	151	29	10
548	I thought Jim's was just a fly-by-night operation	1.2579	0.03819	190	149	33	8
549	Let's guess what they're growing.	1.2578	0.03480	225	176	40	9
550	Is it me, or do they arrive a little earlier every spring?	1.2577	0.03837	194	153	32	9
551	So much for Trump's Wall.	1.2576	0.04171	198	162	21	15
552	But can it compare with the thrill of that first ripe tomato?	1.2575	0.04492	167	136	19	12
553	I swear the Snowbirds are returning to Canada earlier every year.	1.2574	0.03668	202	158	36	8
554	Do you see what I think I see?	1.2571	0.04029	175	138	29	8
555	We're gonna need one helluva scarecrow.	1.2570	0.04106	214	177	19	18
556	At least they're enjoying what little time they have left.	1.2570	0.04488	179	148	16	15
557	How do we keep up with that?	1.2570	0.03724	179	138	36	5
558	They said this wasn’t supposed to happen until 2075…	1.2568	0.04134	183	147	25	11
559	Would prefer "helicopter parents" to helicopter neighbors.	1.2567	0.04211	187	152	22	13
560	So that's why we are always refilling the feeder.	1.2565	0.04148	191	155	23	13
561	I see the Wilsons took up birding...	1.2564	0.04087	195	158	24	13
562	Living in a flyover state is more exciting than people assume.	1.2562	0.03783	203	161	32	10
563	Traffic must be bad on the expressway again today	1.2559	0.03624	211	166	36	9
564	I see the snow birds have returned from Florida.	1.2558	0.04235	172	138	24	10
565	Birdseed on their cereal has really worked out well for them.	1.2557	0.04009	176	139	29	8
566	I'm so glad we are grounded, unlike the Thompsons.	1.2554	0.03892	184	145	31	8
567	Looks like the snowbirds have started migrating.	1.2553	0.04053	188	151	26	11
568	Last year they got my carrots.	1.2552	0.03855	192	152	31	9
569	Looks like Senator Cruz is flying south for the winter.	1.2552	0.03994	192	154	27	11
570	That wasn't in the forecast.	1.2552	0.03561	192	148	39	5
571	Back from Boca. Right on time.	1.2551	0.03590	196	152	38	6
572	I just hate it when they come back in spring.	1.2550	0.03614	200	156	37	7
573	Bill and Mary are back from Florida early this year.	1.2550	0.03883	200	160	29	11
574	Get the scarecrow out, Martha. They're at it again.	1.2550	0.03683	200	157	35	8
575	So help me, if they crap on the car again...	1.2549	0.03954	204	165	26	13
576	It really is spring. The snowbirds have returned.	1.2547	0.03608	212	167	36	9
577	And just last week I saw pigs flying.	1.2545	0.04354	165	133	22	10
578	The Crows are at it again.	1.2544	0.03849	169	131	33	5
579	The Wilsons seem lighter now that they're empty nesters.	1.2542	0.03989	177	140	29	8
580	Their hobbies are so much more interesting than ours.	1.2541	0.03796	185	145	33	7
581	You were right! Your parents are "dropping in" for a vist.	1.2540	0.03668	189	147	36	6
582	I see the snowbirds are back from Florida.	1.2538	0.03785	197	156	32	9
583	Well, the Johnsons are back from Florida early this year.	1.2537	0.03667	201	158	35	8
584	Maybe they don't have real I.D.s..	1.2537	0.03734	201	159	33	9
585	Snow birds, right on time.	1.2529	0.04029	174	138	28	8
586	Yah, but now there are no more phone booths to change in.	1.2527	0.04281	182	149	20	13
587	I think we're going to need bigger hats!	1.2527	0.03987	182	145	28	9
588	Ahhhh spring...when the Keppelmans return from Tampa.	1.2527	0.03987	182	145	28	9
589	"There's no keeping up with the Joneses anymore."	1.2527	0.03855	186	147	31	8
590	Looks like the neighbors are getting high again.	1.2526	0.03651	190	148	36	6
591	We must ask them where they go sometime.	1.2526	0.03727	190	149	34	7
592	Martha, which mushrooms were in the casserole?	1.2526	0.03945	190	152	28	10
593	I tried to explain why it's impossible, but they wouldn't listen...	1.2526	0.03749	194	153	33	8
594	Every time I wash the damn car...	1.2526	0.03957	194	156	27	11
595	Don’t forget to put up the scarecrows.	1.2525	0.03768	198	157	32	9
596	I guess it is spring, the Schutlzs are migrating from Florida.	1.2524	0.03471	206	160	40	6
597	Now that's a hobby.	1.2524	0.03734	206	164	32	10
598	Oh, look! The first Fennimores of the spring!	1.2515	0.04467	163	133	19	11
599	Snowbirds returning.	1.2515	0.04237	171	138	23	10
600	I think we're going to need a bigger bird bath.	1.2515	0.04155	171	137	25	9
601	Remember not to park under the big maple.	1.2515	0.04155	171	137	25	9
602	So that's why their lawn is a mess.	1.2514	0.03653	183	142	36	5
603	Martha, I don’t think we can keep up with the Joneses anymore.	1.2513	0.04055	187	151	25	11
604	I don't care if they identify as birds but they need to stop leaving their droppings on the statues.	1.2513	0.04071	195	159	23	13
605	I think it's Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon. They are headed for yet another predictable crash.	1.2513	0.03818	199	159	30	10
606	I hate when they just drop in	1.2512	0.03702	203	161	33	9
607	The Vegans are back? Hide the legumes!	1.2500	0.03768	180	141	33	6
608	I see the Jensen's are flying back from Florida.	1.2500	0.04367	168	137	20	11
609	FOX is saying they're Chinese Balloons.	1.2500	0.04148	176	142	24	10
610	Quick! Hand me my slingshot.	1.2500	0.03785	196	156	31	9
611	That's just Tucker Carlson and that Kari person flying off to their Alternative Universe	1.2500	0.04226	176	143	22	11
612	You know spring is here when the neighborhoods are flying back from Florida.	1.2500	0.03766	192	152	32	8
613	I wonder if they know that the windmills are on today	1.2500	0.03921	196	158	27	11
614	This anti-science movement has really taken off.	1.2500	0.03853	196	157	29	10
615	Oh, no! The "snow birds" are returning from Florida, and we'll have to listen to every wonderful moment they've had.	1.2500	0.03734	200	159	32	9
616	Damn tourists.	1.2500	0.03795	184	145	32	7
617	Nobody was nibbling at our plants. They were smokin’ them.	1.2500	0.04133	172	138	25	9
618	Sure beats flying commercial.	1.2500	0.04069	176	141	26	9
619	Must be nice not to have kids.	1.2500	0.03846	168	131	32	5
620	And they seemed so down to earth!	1.2500	0.04693	156	129	15	12
621	If I hear one more chorus of "Come fly with me" I am shooting them down!	1.2500	0.04308	184	152	18	14
622	No doubt the effects of our cannabis crop."	1.2500	0.03685	180	140	35	5
623	Well, I guess it beats United Airlines.”	1.2500	0.04115	168	134	26	8
624	Maybe we should just start growing normal herbs instead.	1.2500	0.03768	180	141	33	6
625	Looks like the lawyers are flocking to Mar-a-Lago.	1.2488	0.03922	205	167	25	13
626	Cover your head	1.2488	0.03511	201	157	38	6
627	are those cloud engineers?	1.2487	0.03748	193	153	32	8
628	This time of year is just magical - the return of the snowbirds.	1.2487	0.03873	189	151	29	9
629	I see your folks are popping in for one of their surprise visits.	1.2487	0.03945	189	152	27	10
630	Ugh, gravity deniers!	1.2486	0.03777	185	146	32	7
631	Maybe we should put the car in the garage. I just washed it.	1.2486	0.04280	177	145	20	12
632	Oh yea, the ornithologists convention is this weekend.	1.2486	0.04029	173	138	27	8
633	The Sullivans sure have that empty nest thing figured out.	1.2486	0.04350	173	142	19	12
634	I swear, if that's Fred and Lisa, we're moving. I won't listen to one more amazing thing they did at game night."	1.2484	0.04408	161	131	20	10
635	I’m not sure a scarecrow will work.	1.2484	0.04006	157	123	29	5
636	Oh damn, not again, I just washed the car!	1.2475	0.04015	198	162	23	13
637	Vulture capitalists are eating the neighborhood alive!	1.2475	0.03818	198	159	29	10
638	Isn't it a bit early for the Snowbirds to be migrating up North from Florida?	1.2475	0.03467	198	154	39	5
639	Screw this! Let's plant what they're smoking.	1.2473	0.04191	182	149	21	12
640	Their hobby looks more fun.	1.2472	0.03949	178	142	28	8
641	Are you sure you want to keep up with the Joneses?	1.2472	0.03867	178	141	30	7
642	What mushrooms did you put in the stew?	1.2471	0.04009	174	139	27	8
643	It's some new drug he said he takes.	1.2471	0.03985	170	135	28	7
644	Billionaires.	1.2470	0.04224	166	134	23	9
645	I hate the way they just drop in.	1.2469	0.03823	162	126	32	4
646	Is it 4:20 already?	1.2468	0.04182	158	126	25	7
647	And I thought the deer were going to be a problem.	1.2468	0.03776	158	122	33	3
648	We’re going to need a better scarecrow.	1.2464	0.03765	207	167	29	11
649	We literally can't keep up with the Joneses.	1.2463	0.03685	203	162	32	9
650	maybe we should keep the kids away from the fertilizer	1.2461	0.03908	191	154	27	10
651	Looks like we can take down our fences now,” Harold.	1.2461	0.03765	191	152	31	8
652	They're smiling now, but wait a split second.	1.2460	0.03664	187	147	34	6
653	I swear to God, they shit on my car one more time.....	1.2460	0.04037	187	152	24	11
654	Well, at least they're off their phones.	1.2459	0.03794	183	145	31	7
655	They must be loons.	1.2459	0.04098	183	149	23	11
656	Clearly, theirs has a much higher THC content.	1.2458	0.04162	179	146	22	11
657	Don't worry. It's only the Republicans going south.	1.2458	0.04310	179	148	18	13
658	Did you tell the Lindbergh’s to drop in anytime?	1.2456	0.03787	171	134	32	5
659	We need to dream bigger.	1.2456	0.04217	171	139	22	10
660	Looks like Bob and Sally are into the gummies again.	1.2456	0.04134	171	138	24	9
661	Looks like the Martins are back early this year.	1.2456	0.03964	171	136	28	7
662	Oh look honey! Snow Birds!	1.2453	0.04061	159	126	27	6
663	Geeeze, Bob and Shirley are higher than kites again!	1.2452	0.04327	155	125	22	8
664	Oh no, not those Chinese spy divers again!	1.2452	0.04327	155	125	22	8
665	It must be spring. The assholes are back.	1.2446	0.04078	184	150	23	11
666	So I guess Rick never got that golden parachute he hoped for after the merger, huh?	1.2446	0.04360	184	154	15	15
667	Those Canadians!	1.2444	0.04065	180	146	24	10
668	Ah, I keep forgetting the neighbors are bird people.	1.2444	0.03909	180	144	28	8
669	We'll be empty nesters before you know it.	1.2439	0.04335	164	134	20	10
670	What if we were naked?	1.2437	0.03940	160	126	29	5
671	Do you ever get the feeling that we are chumps?	1.2437	0.03940	160	126	29	5
672	Well, they always seemed flighty...	1.2437	0.04411	160	131	19	10
673	Maybe we do need a scarecrow.	1.2437	0.03681	197	157	32	8
674	We simply can’t keep up with the Droneses anymore.	1.2436	0.04581	156	129	16	11
675	Before the Hendricks moved in, everyone respected gravity.	1.2435	0.03582	193	152	35	6
676	Didn"t see that in the forecast.	1.2435	0.03802	193	155	29	9
677	Remember to laugh at "And boy are my arms tired."	1.2432	0.03835	185	148	29	8
678	I knew they got high a lot but not that high!	1.2428	0.03923	173	138	28	7
679	It's always a sign of the season when the Solomons return to Capistrano.	1.2426	0.03751	202	163	29	10
680	Makes me wonder what’s in their garden.	1.2423	0.03640	194	154	33	7
681	Jane, please tell me the truth about what you put in the brownies.	1.2422	0.04386	161	132	19	10
682	But I thought we were waiting for pigs to do that	1.2421	0.04049	190	156	22	12
683	This magic mushroom trend is getting out of hand.	1.2419	0.03892	186	150	27	9
684	Guess we’re gonna need a bigger scarecrow.	1.2419	0.04249	186	155	17	14
685	Southwest must have cancelled a bunch of flights again.	1.2418	0.04150	153	122	25	6
686	Their way of spending quality time together seems slightly more invigorating than ours.	1.2418	0.04252	153	123	23	7
687	So the Hendersons are finally going to Capistrano.	1.2418	0.03792	182	145	30	7
688	I told you there would be unintended consequences of A.I.	1.2418	0.04100	182	149	22	11
689	Greater Spotted Hendersons, the smug look on the male gives it away.	1.2418	0.04025	182	148	24	10
690	No Mary Jane, that's a whole different kind of pot	1.2418	0.04025	182	148	24	10
691	So, what happened to the flying cars?	1.2416	0.04113	149	118	26	5
692	Doesn’t look like a bird or a plane.	1.2416	0.03846	178	142	29	7
693	The Johnsons...they were drones even before they could fly.	1.2414	0.03987	174	140	26	8
694	They don’t quack like ducks.	1.2414	0.03601	203	162	33	8
695	Those Red Bull ads are getting more and more realistic	1.2412	0.03851	199	162	26	11
696	Looks like the Andersons have overcome their fear of flying.	1.2412	0.03716	199	160	30	9
697	Out with the helicopter parents, in with the Zoomers.	1.2412	0.04218	170	139	21	10
698	Sweetums, we're gonna need stronger pesticide.	1.2412	0.03963	170	136	27	7
699	I don't mind guests getting high but I hate when they show up that way.	1.2410	0.03767	195	157	29	9
700	I guess Pigs can fly	1.2410	0.03933	166	132	28	6
701	Which edible did you give me?	1.2410	0.04114	166	134	24	8
702	Snow birds are on their way home!	1.2406	0.03873	187	151	27	9
703	I'd rather have the crows.	1.2406	0.03482	187	146	37	4
704	WOW! The flying Wallenda's have really improved their show.	1.2406	0.03798	187	150	29	8
705	Looks like Ralph is having his recurring dream.	1.2405	0.04346	158	129	20	9
706	Sometimes I wish I was gay.	1.2405	0.04346	158	129	20	9
707	Honey where’s the scareperson	1.2405	0.04346	158	129	20	9
708	Ugh! Our neighbors are circling a carcass.	1.2404	0.04079	183	150	22	11
709	I hate it when your parents jump drop in"	1.2404	0.04005	183	149	24	10
710	I have to try a different edible	1.2404	0.03773	183	146	30	7
711	Bit early for empty nesters.	1.2404	0.03475	208	165	36	7
712	If you think that’s bad Madge, wait until you see how the airlines delivers their luggage.	1.2403	0.04612	154	128	15	11
713	More gravity deniers.	1.2402	0.04142	179	147	21	11
714	Oh no, the neighbors are high again.	1.2400	0.04129	175	143	22	10
715	I don’t know, I think I would have chosen invisibility.	1.2400	0.04129	175	143	22	10
716	It's raining men. Hallelujah.	1.2400	0.03883	175	140	28	7
717	I wonder if they mate for life?	1.2398	0.03819	196	159	27	10
718	Not what I was expecting when your brothers said they were flying in today.	1.2398	0.04028	171	138	25	8
719	First Roberts of the spring	1.2398	0.04113	171	139	23	9
720	They were bumped from their flight.	1.2398	0.04028	171	138	25	8
721	I still say that their landing strip violates our zoning.	1.2397	0.04486	146	119	19	8
722	I thought Bob only flapped his lips.	1.2395	0.04265	167	137	20	10
723	I think Jay and Robin are going a little overboard with the self-actualization	1.2395	0.04092	167	135	24	8
724	I used to work with both of them a few years ago. Even then they were known as drones.	1.2394	0.03927	188	153	25	10
725	Well, come August they will be telling the same old stories about celebrity sightings in Tampa, but we’ll be the ones with homegrown tomatoes and basil.	1.2393	0.03876	163	129	29	5
726	We're gonna have to repurpose the scarecrow.	1.2393	0.03972	163	130	27	6
727	Big deal, they went south for the winter.	1.2391	0.03985	184	150	24	10
728	Yep, it's them. The Snowbirds are coming back to town.	1.2391	0.03910	184	149	26	9
729	Oh crap! Is the rapture today?	1.2389	0.04121	180	148	21	11
730	I wonder what they're growing in their garden.	1.2387	0.04203	155	125	23	7
731	I told you this stuff is legal.	1.2386	0.04028	176	143	24	9
732	Wow, they weren't lying when they said they'd found a way to pollinate their garden without bees.	1.2386	0.03692	176	139	32	5
733	You got to love Amazon.	1.2384	0.04378	151	123	20	8
734	Makes sense. Growing up, they were never grounded.	1.2384	0.04091	172	140	23	9
735	We'll never be able to keep up with the Joneses!	1.2383	0.03563	193	153	34	6
736	uh hun, I don’t think that was mint we planted	1.2383	0.03854	193	157	26	10
737	I hope they don’t want to crash at our house again.	1.2381	0.03891	168	134	28	6
738	The vegans are out hunting for dinner again.	1.2381	0.03982	168	135	26	7
739	Talk about white flight.	1.2378	0.03576	185	146	34	5
740	I want their retirement life	1.2378	0.03855	164	130	29	5
741	We should really cut back on the mushrooms	1.2378	0.04136	164	133	23	8
742	Couples therapy flight school. We should try it.	1.2378	0.03855	164	130	29	5
743	Why don't we ever buy Red Bull?	1.2376	0.03870	181	146	27	8
744	Canadians flying North. Must really be Spring.	1.2375	0.03914	160	127	28	5
745	It must be Spring. The Berg's are in flight.	1.2375	0.03914	160	127	28	5
746	I wish we had their retirement planner	1.2375	0.03812	160	126	30	4
747	I know they said they'd "drop by," but this is ridiculous.	1.2375	0.04205	160	130	22	8
748	I thought rapture was next week.	1.2375	0.04297	160	131	20	9
749	We’re going to need one hell of a scarecrow.	1.2373	0.04165	177	146	20	11
750	I’m guessing ‘spirit’ air… Of course the bags fly free.	1.2372	0.04179	156	126	23	7
751	Oh yeah, I heard they quit Twitter.	1.2372	0.04277	156	127	21	8
752	I miss the days it was only bird poop you needed to clean off your windshield	1.2371	0.04039	194	161	20	13
753	We'd better get the car in the garage.	1.2368	0.03744	190	153	29	8
754	I see the Robins are back.	1.2368	0.04451	152	125	18	9
755	I don't think we'll be keeping up with the Joneses anymore.	1.2367	0.04048	169	137	24	8
756	I've heard that they're clean-energy fanatics.	1.2367	0.03488	169	131	36	2
757	Looks like the Gold Parachute CEO migration is happening early this year, honey.	1.2366	0.03872	186	151	26	9
758	They're Aires	1.2365	0.03995	148	117	27	4
759	You get the feeling we’re planting the wrong type of mushroom?	1.2364	0.04458	165	138	15	12
760	I believe it's Ted Cruz and his wife returning from wintering in Cancun.	1.2364	0.04374	165	137	17	11
761	OH NO ! I forgot I invited them to “drop in anytime “.	1.2361	0.04406	144	117	20	7
762	Honey, did you put out the glue traps? They’re back.	1.2360	0.03991	161	129	26	6
763	Uh-Oh! Here comes another pair of students failing the final exam for that online parachute school!	1.2360	0.03893	161	128	28	5
764	We should plant whatever they've been growing!	1.2360	0.03655	178	141	32	5
765	What kind of mushrooms did you say these are?	1.2359	0.03677	195	157	30	8
766	Uh…dang…I know you said only one brownie babe but… no, nevermind…	1.2356	0.04130	174	143	21	10
767	Time share salespeople, the first sign of summer.	1.2353	0.04112	170	139	22	9
768	Keeping up with the Joneses gets harder and harder.	1.2353	0.03850	170	136	28	6
769	Sure, their fares are low, but they make up for it by nickel and diming you to death.	1.2353	0.04425	153	126	18	9
770	I suppose they forgot to turn off airplane mode.	1.2353	0.04112	170	139	22	9
771	Tell me more about those mushrooms we've just eaten	1.2350	0.03671	183	146	31	6
772	That should be the last snowbirds returning from Florida.	1.2350	0.03589	183	145	33	5
773	I guess Peter and Wendy are back from Florida.	1.2350	0.03909	183	149	25	9
774	If the kids are back they must have run out of money.	1.2349	0.03814	166	132	29	5
775	Damn it, Perkins, I just washed that car.	1.2346	0.03967	179	146	24	9
776	I think the mushrooms are kicking in.	1.2346	0.03967	179	146	24	9
777	Uh-oh… looks like Ted and Glenda forgot something…	1.2346	0.03967	179	146	24	9
778	Looks like the snowbirds are heading home	1.2346	0.04158	162	132	22	8
779	They had to use their miles or lose their credits.	1.2346	0.03969	162	130	26	6
780	I don't like the way the Ruperts are flying over my car.	1.2346	0.03969	162	130	26	6
781	They've always been above it all.	1.2344	0.03635	192	154	31	7
782	I hope they don't nest in our attic again.	1.2344	0.03992	192	159	21	12
783	Millennials, Margery! They are coming back to roost.	1.2343	0.04028	175	143	23	9
784	Shouldn't the Muellers' chutes opened by now?	1.2343	0.03775	175	140	29	6
785	Well, they always did say the Johnsons were a little flighty.	1.2342	0.03931	158	126	27	5
786	Just when I thought we caught up with the Joneses.	1.2339	0.04091	171	140	22	9
787	The empty nesters are back.	1.2339	0.04336	171	143	16	12
788	Look. It's the first Robinsons of spring.	1.2339	0.04174	171	141	20	10
789	In the end, we're all compost.	1.2338	0.03994	154	123	26	5
790	Snowbirds are back.	1.2337	0.03813	184	149	27	8
791	Probably the Chinese again.	1.2337	0.04040	184	152	21	11
792	April showers bring May superpowers.	1.2335	0.04156	167	137	21	9
793	Look, another attempt by AI to humanize spy drones	1.2335	0.04242	167	138	19	10
794	Told you our new neighbours were high flyers.	1.2335	0.03979	167	135	25	7
795	Is that Sally Field??	1.2333	0.03868	180	146	26	8
796	The Johnson's' always did strive for upward mobility.	1.2333	0.04479	150	124	17	9
797	I feel nostalgic for the days when all we had to worry about were drones.	1.2332	0.03692	193	156	29	8
798	I think they've made some advancements in hallucinagens...	1.2331	0.04225	163	134	20	9
799	We need a better hobbie	1.2330	0.04087	176	145	21	10
800	The Capistranos are returning early this year.	1.2327	0.04204	159	130	21	8
801	Well, that explains the broken glass in the patio door.	1.2327	0.04297	159	131	19	9
802	The FAA is gonna have a field day with this	1.2327	0.04010	159	128	25	6
803	Sure sign of spring, the Jones are flying up from Florida.	1.2326	0.03810	172	138	28	6
804	Am I high or are they?	1.2326	0.04069	172	141	22	9
805	First it was the Jones's, now we have to keep up with the Wrights.	1.2326	0.03985	172	140	24	8
806	They must be 'empty-nesters'...	1.2324	0.03716	185	149	29	7
807	They are always snooping.	1.2324	0.04318	142	115	21	6
808	Behold the return of the snowbirds.	1.2323	0.03864	155	123	28	4
809	Someone has overdone the genetic engineering.	1.2323	0.04373	155	128	18	9
810	Looks like the Bracknells are back from Florida.	1.2323	0.04177	155	126	22	7
811	I’d heard that the Smiths fly south for the winter…	1.2321	0.04134	168	138	21	9
812	I feel like we moved to the wrong metaverse.	1.2321	0.03867	168	135	27	6
813	They bought Apple when it was $8 a share.	1.2321	0.04219	168	139	19	10
814	They're not pigs so it doesn't count.	1.2318	0.04351	151	124	19	8
815	Honey, get my gun.	1.2318	0.04144	151	122	23	6
816	A sure sign of spring. The Smiths are flying back from Florida.	1.2317	0.04020	164	133	24	7
817	Why do some companies want to humanize drones?	1.2316	0.04144	177	147	19	11
818	Here comes the fertilizer	1.2313	0.04103	147	118	24	5
819	I always know it's officially spring when the Byrds fly north for the summer.	1.2312	0.04364	160	133	17	10
820	Looks like Judy made a new batch of pot brownies.	1.2312	0.04130	173	143	20	10
821	Shit,our airline stocks just tanked!	1.2312	0.03790	173	139	28	6
822	Looks like the Snowbirds are home.	1.2312	0.03698	186	150	29	7
823	Well we were told our neighbors did get high on occasion!	1.2308	0.04196	169	140	19	10
824	Don't be so critical...they probably find gardening a strange hobby.	1.2308	0.03658	169	134	31	4
825	I know what it looks like, but it's actually AI.	1.2308	0.04112	169	139	21	9
826	Ah yes,the start of snowbird migration.	1.2308	0.04441	156	130	16	10
827	Looks like the Martens are back for the summer.	1.2308	0.03829	182	148	26	8
828	I’d rather be invisible….	1.2308	0.04025	169	138	23	8
829	I see that the Canadians are flying north for the summer.	1.2303	0.03885	178	145	25	8
830	They're living my dream.	1.2303	0.04179	165	136	20	9
831	I guess I was confused when they said they were going to get high.	1.2303	0.04089	165	135	22	8
832	I’m never flying Spirit again.	1.2303	0.04266	165	137	18	10
833	Let’s hope they don’t poop on our car.	1.2303	0.03998	165	134	24	7
834	The cars are inside, right?	1.2303	0.03808	165	132	28	5
835	They did guarantee same day delivery…	1.2303	0.04089	165	135	22	8
836	I'm serious. Get an umbrella.	1.2303	0.03788	152	120	29	3
837	Sure but their hydrangeas this year are ghastly.	1.2303	0.04223	152	124	21	7
838	See. I told you they weren’t lying on those Red Bull commercials	1.2303	0.04223	152	124	21	7
839	Here come our new neighbors,The Drones.	1.2302	0.04370	139	113	20	6
840	I don't care. I still don't like technology.	1.2299	0.03601	187	150	31	6
841	The chatbot told them they could fly. They are in for a rude awakening.	1.2298	0.03764	161	128	29	4
842	Huh, Pam's got no chute..	1.2298	0.04062	161	131	23	7
843	Looks like the snow birds are heading north a bit late this spring.	1.2294	0.03826	170	137	27	6
844	I'm ok with it as long as they stay over there. They made a HUGE mess on my car last year.	1.2294	0.03826	170	137	27	6
845	This new Neighborhood Watch is overbearing.	1.2294	0.03734	170	136	29	5
846	Since they started that, they've been insufferable.	1.2293	0.04128	157	128	22	7
847	Alice, get my gun.	1.2293	0.04028	157	127	24	6
848	We can safely plant the tomatoes. The Smiths are back from Florida.	1.2291	0.03866	179	146	25	8
849	It’s hard to welcome the snowbirds back when spring arrives.	1.2291	0.03866	179	146	25	8
850	So, those mushrooms that were here...	1.2289	0.04067	166	136	22	8
851	Look, honey, the snowbirds are headinig back to Canada!	1.2287	0.03663	188	152	29	7
852	Pull the cord! Pull the cord!	1.2286	0.04222	140	113	22	5
853	Forget about pigs...	1.2286	0.04342	140	114	20	6
854	I tell you, global warming is playing havoc with migration patterns...	1.2284	0.04039	162	132	23	7
855	The Space X trip to the moon did not work out	1.2282	0.04164	149	121	22	6
856	Did you know they mate for life?	1.2282	0.04579	149	125	14	10
857	They better not start eating my grass seed.	1.2281	0.04068	171	141	21	9
858	The Birdmans just crapped on our car.	1.2281	0.04068	171	141	21	9
859	Spring has arrived. The Swansons are back.	1.2280	0.03672	193	157	28	8
860	I told you that was too big to be bird shit.	1.2278	0.04202	158	130	20	8
861	Oh, so that's what they meant by weeding.	1.2278	0.03799	158	126	28	4
862	I just figured they meant weed, when they asked us to get high.	1.2278	0.03903	158	127	26	5
863	First it was neighbors with drones...now it's drone neighbors.	1.2278	0.04156	180	151	17	12
864	I'm just sick of cleaning their poop off the cars.	1.2278	0.03926	180	148	23	9
865	Icarus is really taking after his father	1.2278	0.03765	180	146	27	7
866	I remember when it was Summer, we would just fly kites.	1.2276	0.04123	145	117	23	5
867	And the Snowbirds return.	1.2276	0.04237	145	118	21	6
868	Did you remember to open the window for the Janiseks?	1.2275	0.03567	189	152	31	6
869	It’s those damned Flying Wallendas again!	1.2273	0.04274	154	127	19	8
870	Trying so hard to win the “Best Couple” Award	1.2273	0.04071	154	125	23	6
871	I told them to call before dropping in."	1.2273	0.04372	154	128	17	9
872	Artificial Intelligence is getting good. They look just like people.	1.2273	0.04274	154	127	19	8
873	What kind of idiots fly south this time of year?	1.2273	0.04372	154	128	17	9
874	They always think they're better than us.	1.2270	0.03773	185	151	26	8
875	I forgot we had invited them over.	1.2270	0.04110	163	134	21	8
876	Shouldn't they have deployed their chutes by now?	1.2270	0.04201	163	135	19	9
877	What the fuck did they just call us?	1.2270	0.04201	163	135	19	9
878	They might want to think about opening their chutes.	1.2267	0.04139	150	122	22	6
879	Didn't we just have the windows washed?	1.2267	0.04030	150	121	24	5
880	I knew it wouldn't end with those damn drones.	1.2267	0.04246	150	123	20	7
881	Looks like it's time to Steve-and-Jenny-proof the garden again.	1.2267	0.04139	150	122	22	6
882	There go the Byrds again.	1.2266	0.04327	128	103	21	4
883	Happy hour already? The swallows are in early from the Capistrano Bar & Grill."	1.2264	0.04081	159	130	22	7
884	Sure, but whose hobby will help us survive the zombie apocalypse?	1.2264	0.03983	159	129	24	6
885	I never bought their Clark and Lois story.	1.2264	0.04272	159	132	18	9
886	We’re not keeping up.	1.2264	0.03882	159	128	26	5
887	You didn't mention your relatives were flying in.	1.2264	0.04081	159	130	22	7
888	They say it cuts their commute time in half.	1.2263	0.04395	137	112	19	6
889	I’m starting to think remote work really is a problem.	1.2262	0.03933	168	137	24	7
890	Well, growing rutabaga is OUR super power	1.2260	0.04322	146	120	19	7
891	They’re going to go after the lettuce, I can just tell.	1.2260	0.03883	177	145	24	8
892	That’s odd. They’re flying south.	1.2258	0.04047	155	126	23	6
893	How is the one guy flying without a jet-pack?	1.2258	0.04347	155	129	17	9
894	We should put up the scarebro!	1.2258	0.04249	155	128	19	8
895	I really thought living in a gated community would make a difference.	1.2256	0.04087	164	135	21	8
896	Keeping up with the Joneses just took on a whole new dimension.	1.2256	0.04351	133	108	20	5
897	Two more neighbors flew the coop.	1.2256	0.04605	133	110	16	7
898	Oh, I forgot to tell you the Murphys are flying in for dinner tonight.	1.2254	0.04025	173	143	21	9
899	Didn’t we just have an HOA inspection?	1.2254	0.04047	142	114	24	4
900	I thought you said the dose was for "mindful gardening."	1.2252	0.04114	151	123	22	6
901	At least they provide free fertilizer.	1.2252	0.04220	151	124	20	7
902	I don't think the neighbors are planting perennials.	1.2252	0.04006	151	122	24	5
903	It's the Drones again.	1.2252	0.04114	151	123	22	6
904	Thank you, Angela, for being risk adverse. It makes me love you all the more.	1.2250	0.04248	160	133	18	9
905	They’ve taken helicopter parenting too far.	1.2249	0.04088	169	140	20	9
906	It's springtime for sure. The snowbirds are back.	1.2249	0.04174	169	141	18	10
907	They sure get high on whatever they are growing.	1.2249	0.03728	169	136	28	5
908	I don’t know how, but I’m pretty sure AI has something to do with this.	1.2249	0.04174	169	141	18	10
909	Looks like the Cruzes are migrating south for the winter.	1.2247	0.03863	178	146	24	8
910	That’s not south!	1.2246	0.04366	138	113	19	6
911	Airheads.	1.2244	0.04024	156	127	23	6
912	I suddenly don't feel like such a risk taker going with the non organic pesticide.	1.2244	0.04024	156	127	23	6
913	There go the coastal elites, flying over again.	1.2244	0.04125	156	128	21	7
914	Honey, the way to look at it is, some couples are just more grounded than others."	1.2242	0.04064	165	136	21	8
915	Looks like they aren’t going to put down roots here after all.	1.2242	0.04064	165	136	21	8
916	When they asked if I wanted to get high I assumed we'd smoke a joint.	1.2242	0.03878	165	134	25	6
917	Look, honey, the Johnsons are returning home for spring.	1.2242	0.03782	165	133	27	5
918	It's your turn to clean their droppings off the driveway.	1.2242	0.04242	165	138	17	10
919	They show up earlier each year.	1.2242	0.03581	165	131	31	3
920	Is that the new "parachute-free skydiving" TikTok challenge?	1.2241	0.03747	174	141	27	6
921	Look Charles and Camilla!!	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
922	As usual, the Smiths are flaunting their low carbon footprint!	1.2237	0.03982	152	123	24	5
923	Looks like Jack and Megan have moved on from their scooters.	1.2237	0.03871	152	122	26	4
924	We never have time to fly any more	1.2237	0.04398	152	127	16	9
925	I'm not a fan of these no-frills airlines.	1.2236	0.03736	161	129	28	4
926	Looks like Icarus Delivery Systems is at it again.	1.2236	0.03938	161	131	24	6
927	Put up the netting, the Johnsons are back.	1.2236	0.03938	161	131	24	6
928	The Zimmermans are dropping in again.	1.2235	0.03613	170	136	30	4
929	What fresh hell is this?	1.2235	0.03676	179	145	28	6
930	Never saw that before pot became legal.	1.2230	0.04794	139	118	11	10
931	Dave said she's a good sport.	1.2230	0.03688	139	109	29	1
932	Dang. Not a pig.	1.2229	0.04001	157	128	23	6
933	Looks like the Griswolds are back from Florida.	1.2229	0.03791	157	126	27	4
934	It’s not too early to plant. The Canadians are heading home.	1.2229	0.04200	157	130	19	8
935	Why can’t our couple activities be like that?	1.2229	0.04101	157	129	21	7
936	Looks like spring has officially arrived. The Robinsons are back from Florida.	1.2229	0.04296	157	131	17	9
937	Should we be planting something else?	1.2229	0.03761	166	134	27	5
938	Huh — there used to be three.	1.2228	0.03848	184	152	23	9
939	It must be spring—the snowbirds are migrating.	1.2222	0.03618	153	121	30	2
940	Honey we need to get some Red Bull.	1.2222	0.03959	153	124	24	5
941	the home owner's association has scouts now!	1.2222	0.04060	180	151	18	11
942	See, birds aren’t real.	1.2222	0.04233	144	118	20	6
943	These spy balloons are getting so much more lifelike.	1.2222	0.03871	171	140	24	7
944	They better not try to build their nest in our pergola again this year!	1.2222	0.03871	171	140	24	7
945	Oh look! It's Elon Musk!	1.2222	0.04066	153	125	22	6
946	I guess you were right, Marge. The Hendersons are magical realists.	1.2216	0.03741	167	135	27	5
947	I wanted to be first in the neighborhood, but you said, "No, no, what would the Andersons think?" Well, that's the Andersons.	1.2215	0.03978	158	129	23	6
948	Keeping up with the Joneses is getting more and more literal I see.	1.2215	0.04078	158	130	21	7
949	They didn't do that before marajuana was legalized.	1.2215	0.04134	149	122	21	6
950	I think we're safe... they have pants on.	1.2215	0.04243	149	123	19	7
951	The flock seems to be thinning.	1.2215	0.04134	149	122	21	6
952	Is the car in the garage?	1.2214	0.04427	140	116	17	7
953	Looks like the snow birds are back for the summer.	1.2214	0.04635	131	109	15	7
954	Who told the kids we've been grounded?	1.2209	0.03761	172	140	26	6
955	Marge, do you ever regret being so down-to-earth?	1.2209	0.03591	163	130	30	3
956	Wow, the snowbirds have returned early this year!	1.2209	0.04084	163	135	20	8
957	Tell me again about the thrills of gardening."	1.2209	0.04084	163	135	20	8
958	Snowbirds migrating back from Florida	1.2209	0.03990	163	134	22	7
959	The New Yorker hasn't been the same since their head office was moved to Stamford"	1.2208	0.04146	154	127	20	7
960	Well, if their chutes don't open we can use them as compost.	1.2208	0.03936	154	125	24	5
961	Who just drops in on someone, on the weekend?	1.2208	0.03826	154	124	26	4
962	They weren't kidding about their arms being tired!	1.2208	0.03936	154	125	24	5
963	Sure must be nice to afford flying south for the winter.	1.2208	0.04146	154	127	20	7
964	I do wish they'd call before dropping in like this.	1.2207	0.04206	145	119	20	6
965	Look what a steady diet of bird seed can do!	1.2207	0.04091	145	118	22	5
966	We’ve got to get out more.	1.2207	0.04428	145	121	16	8
967	It is getting harder and harder to keep up with the Joneses	1.2206	0.04134	136	110	22	4
968	I said to drop in anytime, but can't they see we're busy?	1.2203	0.03602	177	143	29	5
969	They didn't say they were flying in this early.	1.2203	0.03860	177	146	23	8
970	Ten bucks says they'll forget how to walk in two years.	1.2202	0.03816	168	137	25	6
971	I told you the scarecrow wasn't going to work on these guys.	1.2202	0.04086	168	140	19	9
972	Do you think their arms are actually tired?	1.2201	0.04054	159	131	21	7
973	I just hate it when neighbors drop in unexpectedly like that.	1.2201	0.04246	159	133	17	9
974	Before the Hendersons arrived, I always thought of snowbirds as a metaphor.	1.2201	0.04246	159	133	17	9
975	This neighborhood is evolving way too quickly.	1.2201	0.04151	159	132	19	8
976	I was afraid bird flu might spread to humans.	1.2201	0.04054	159	131	21	7
977	Good thing we didn’t reshingle the garage.	1.2201	0.04246	159	133	17	9
978	For their sake, I hope I'm dreaming.	1.2200	0.03999	150	122	23	5
979	Regular as clock work; it's our neighbors flying north this time of year.	1.2200	0.04109	150	123	21	6
980	We didn't leave room to plant faces.	1.2200	0.03885	150	121	25	4
981	It’s a shame we killed off all the bees, but at least John and Gary are doing a good job of pollination”	1.2200	0.03885	150	121	25	4
982	Keeping up with the Joneses isn't going to be easy.	1.2195	0.03775	164	133	26	5
983	Let's give pot a try.	1.2194	0.04222	155	129	18	8
984	Maybe we planted the wrong seeds.	1.2194	0.03804	155	125	26	4
985	They are regulars at the new cannabis store.	1.2194	0.04222	155	129	18	8
986	We need a scarecrow STAT.	1.2194	0.04121	155	128	20	7
987	The Hansons spend a lot less time in the garden since the microdosing.	1.2194	0.04121	155	128	20	7
988	They swore off Southwest after last year.	1.2192	0.04065	146	119	22	5
989	When the Adlers said they were ornithologists I thought it was just a hobby.	1.2192	0.03947	146	118	24	4
990	Why don't we have a hobby like that?	1.2189	0.03887	169	139	23	7
991	We need a new scarecrow.	1.2188	0.04128	160	133	19	8
992	Look! It's the first Batman and Robin of spring!	1.2188	0.04141	128	103	22	3
993	Airlines are really going all in on these no-frills tickets	1.2188	0.04031	160	132	21	7
994	I thought their flight was cancelled.	1.2188	0.03620	160	128	29	3
995	I guess it really does give you wings...	1.2188	0.03933	160	131	23	6
996	Is there water in the pool?	1.2185	0.04085	151	124	21	6
997	I can't stand it that they're also above the law of gravity.	1.2185	0.04295	151	126	17	8
998	Oh my God! What happened to all the rest of them?	1.2185	0.04496	151	128	13	10
999	I see the Johnsons are back.	1.2185	0.03975	151	123	23	5
1000	There they go,flying south for the recession again.	1.2185	0.04295	151	126	17	8
1001	Sure, but did they win Runner-Up Best Petunia three years and counting?	1.2185	0.03975	151	123	23	5
1002	Snowbirds returning. A sure sign of spring."	1.2184	0.03632	174	141	28	5
1003	They always drop in unannounced!	1.2183	0.04254	142	117	19	6
1004	It's that time of year - the Stewarts are flying north for the summer.	1.2182	0.03946	165	136	22	7
1005	O no, It's the Crowes!	1.2182	0.03852	165	135	24	6
1006	Tax season must be over.	1.2182	0.03946	165	136	22	7
1007	My goodness - those drones are getting more life like every day!	1.2180	0.04180	133	108	21	4
1008	Of course. Just when no one has to commute to work anymore.	1.2179	0.03439	156	123	32	1
1009	Better put up the scarehuman	1.2179	0.04197	156	130	18	8
1010	It's springtime. They must be flying back to Capistrano!	1.2179	0.03671	156	125	28	3
1011	Let's not plant the cannabis next spring.	1.2179	0.03890	156	127	24	5
1012	Guess it’s time to bring out the scarebro.	1.2179	0.03890	156	127	24	5
1013	To be fair there’s nothing in the HOA about it.	1.2177	0.04154	147	121	20	6
1014	They're taking Bird Watching too seriously if you ask me	1.2176	0.03955	170	141	21	8
1015	Nerd migration season.	1.2174	0.04104	161	134	19	8
1016	Let’s hope they don’t like kale.	1.2174	0.04080	138	112	22	4
1017	Looks like the snowbirds are back from Florida for the summer.	1.2174	0.03910	161	132	23	6
1018	On second thought, maybe we should be planting cannabis.	1.2174	0.04570	138	116	14	8
1019	All they do is brag about their raised beds.	1.2174	0.04080	138	112	22	4
1020	I never thought of us as fly-over country.	1.2174	0.04452	138	115	16	7
1021	There goes the neighbourhood… I’ve asked them not to drink and fly!	1.2174	0.04332	138	114	18	6
1022	You know, you can sky dive with no parachute once, just not twice.	1.2171	0.04269	152	127	17	8
1023	The worst part is their droppings.	1.2171	0.04269	152	127	17	8
1024	Looks like the Wilsons are back from their trip to Amsterdam.	1.2171	0.03724	152	122	27	3
1025	Guess that new dispensary’s open.	1.2171	0.03951	152	124	23	5
1026	I guess the snowbirds are back from Florida.	1.2168	0.03597	143	118	21	4
1027	Is that your mother?	1.2168	0.04670	143	122	11	10
1028	Sure. They can fly. But can they grow heirloom tomatoes?	1.2168	0.04227	143	118	19	6
1029	What do you think? DC or Marvel?	1.2167	0.03961	180	151	19	10
1030	I don't think that I should have eaten those mushrooms in the yard !	1.2166	0.04172	157	131	18	8
1031	That’s one way to get grounded.	1.2166	0.03761	157	127	26	4
1032	You were right, I shouldn’t have licked that toad.	1.2166	0.04073	157	130	20	7
1033	I bet the grass is greener up there.	1.2164	0.04015	134	108	23	3
1034	It's possible we're too grounded.	1.2164	0.04021	171	143	19	9
1035	Well, the Snowbirds are back from Florida.	1.2162	0.04128	148	122	20	6
1036	First they get rid of the oak tree, now the laws of gravity.	1.2160	0.03889	162	133	23	6
1037	Looks like they took Airbnb literally	1.2160	0.03789	162	132	25	5
1038	The Griswold's are always doing fun things together.	1.2160	0.03789	162	132	25	5
1039	That settles it Ethel, let’s forget flowers and grow mushrooms like the Jones.	1.2160	0.04354	162	138	13	11
1040	We're going to need a bigger fence.	1.2159	0.03856	176	146	22	8
1041	Back in our day we had to walk to school.	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1042	We need to start growing marijuana too.	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1043	Our postmen surely got an upgrade.	1.2158	0.04423	139	116	16	7
1044	We’re going to need some really big scarecrows.	1.2157	0.04036	153	126	21	6
1045	Dammit. First the crows, now the Crowleys!	1.2157	0.04141	153	127	19	7
1046	You can really tell spring is coming when the snowbirds return.	1.2157	0.04036	153	126	21	6
1047	It’s weed. You don’t like weed.	1.2156	0.03903	167	138	22	7
1048	Oh no! They're back from Boca!	1.2156	0.04171	167	141	16	10
1049	The Joneses are making it a little bit harder theses days...	1.2155	0.04094	181	154	15	12
1050	I've heard about these gravity deniers!	1.2154	0.04882	130	111	10	9
1051	Strange Spring we’re having.	1.2154	0.04084	130	105	22	3
1052	I thought you said the kids were grounded this weekend.	1.2153	0.04534	144	122	13	9
1053	Now My Flying Dreams Make Sense	1.2153	0.04083	144	118	21	5
1054	Looks like the Capistranos are returning.	1.2153	0.04425	144	121	15	8
1055	Maybe we shouldn’t plant anymore poppies!	1.2153	0.04200	144	119	19	6
1056	Here come the snowbirds	1.2152	0.03846	158	129	24	5
1057	I think they are going to plant themselves next door.	1.2152	0.03517	158	126	30	2
1058	Those two will do anything for attention.	1.2151	0.03549	172	139	29	4
1059	This year we cover the car.	1.2148	0.03988	135	109	23	3
1060	Looks like they’re back for the summer.	1.2148	0.04422	149	126	14	9
1061	I didn’t know the Smiths were snow birds.	1.2147	0.03867	163	134	23	6
1062	Blayne, don't skydivers normally have parachutes?	1.2147	0.03867	163	134	23	6
1063	We should find out what they planted in their garden, Dear.	1.2147	0.03964	163	135	21	7
1064	What'd you say we're planting?	1.2143	0.03795	154	125	25	4
1065	I wish our neighbors were more down to earth	1.2143	0.04012	154	127	21	6
1066	Those damn snowbirds are back.	1.2143	0.04218	154	129	17	8
1067	It must be spring - the snowbirds are returning.	1.2143	0.04157	126	102	21	3
1068	You would think they could find something better to do.	1.2143	0.04394	140	117	16	7
1069	Looks like the neighbors are working in the cloud today.	1.2143	0.04394	140	117	16	7
1070	Spring's early this year.	1.2143	0.03789	168	138	24	6
1071	So, Honeybun, ya still convinced that hard work and home-grown food will keep us going? I'll have what they're having.	1.2143	0.03795	154	125	25	4
1072	It’s going to be an early fall.	1.2143	0.03795	154	125	25	4
1073	What in the name of Tippi Hedren is going on?	1.2143	0.04318	154	130	15	9
1074	I plant my Spring flowers when I see the snowbirds flying North.	1.2138	0.03824	159	130	24	5
1075	Maybe if we got a Tucker Carlson scarecrow...	1.2138	0.04313	159	135	14	10
1076	Look, new organ donors! Timmy is saved!	1.2138	0.04220	159	134	16	9
1077	They're earlier every year.	1.2138	0.04027	159	132	20	7
1078	Sara, you think they'll crap all over those Confederate statues again?	1.2138	0.03926	159	131	22	6
1079	They're smiling. It must not be the end of the world.	1.2138	0.04174	145	120	19	6
1080	Glad I wore a hat with a brim.	1.2137	0.03755	131	104	26	1
1081	You didn’t tell me your sister was flying in today	1.2137	0.03908	131	105	24	2
1082	It about 8 . . . just more drones going in to work.	1.2134	0.03942	164	136	21	7
1083	The commute is not so bad as the crow flies.	1.2134	0.03747	164	134	25	5
1084	They make it look so easy.	1.2133	0.03967	150	123	22	5
1085	Well, technically it's legal now.	1.2133	0.03853	150	122	24	4
1086	I think they should be classified as an invasive species!	1.2132	0.04598	136	115	13	8
1087	Remember when it was just plain old yoga?	1.2132	0.04598	136	115	13	8
1088	Caltech is just up the street.	1.2131	0.04234	122	99	20	3
1089	It seems the snowbirds are back for the season.	1.2130	0.03375	169	135	32	2
1090	Thank goodness it's Flyday.	1.2129	0.03882	155	127	23	5
1091	They make retirement look like so much more fun.	1.2129	0.04389	155	132	13	10
1092	Great: we learn to fly, they have to learn to fly.	1.2129	0.04092	155	129	19	7
1093	Snowbirds showing off again!	1.2129	0.03773	155	126	25	4
1094	I want what they're having.	1.2129	0.04193	155	130	17	8
1095	Well... they did vote for Trump.	1.2126	0.04420	127	105	17	5
1096	we're going to need a different scarecroe this year...	1.2125	0.03904	160	132	22	6
1097	Just like the Dugans to drop in unannounced.	1.2125	0.04003	160	133	20	7
1098	I think those no-frills airlines have gone just about as far as they can go.	1.2125	0.03802	160	131	24	5
1099	Shouldn't they be flying north?	1.2123	0.03913	146	119	23	4
1100	These daily flyovers are becoming a real nuisance.	1.2123	0.03791	146	118	25	3
1101	it's the Jamesons, returning north	1.2123	0.03628	179	147	26	6
1102	Who's the babe with Ernie?	1.2121	0.03920	165	137	21	7
1103	They know they have to pull the chord,right?	1.2121	0.04438	132	110	16	6
1104	I told you that was marijuana in our neighbours' yard.	1.2121	0.03626	165	134	27	4
1105	Please let it be Trump and Biden	1.2119	0.04368	151	128	14	9
1106	The snowbirds are coming back late this year.	1.2119	0.03943	151	124	22	5
1107	Weed? Grass? I knew their garden plants weren’t from White Flower Farm.	1.2119	0.03830	151	123	24	4
1108	Do we have to listen about their commute again?	1.2117	0.04448	137	115	15	7
1109	I’d be happy to make up the guest room if you could get your sister to call first.	1.2115	0.03639	156	126	27	3
1110	Looks like we'll have to put up netting again this year	1.2115	0.03751	156	127	25	4
1111	That border wall was a complete waste of money.	1.2115	0.03860	156	128	23	5
1112	They do enjoy a flyby.	1.2115	0.03523	156	125	29	2
1113	I want their coffee	1.2109	0.04526	128	107	15	6
1114	It’s not the endless boasting about their Boca Condo that bothers me, it’s the fact that their arms don’t even look tired.	1.2109	0.04098	128	104	21	3
1115	Early this year.	1.2109	0.03767	147	119	25	3
1116	I'm worried about their droppings.	1.2109	0.04122	147	122	19	6
1117	Huh. Those guys always struck me as nonmigratory.	1.2105	0.04029	152	126	20	6
1118	Should we be worried that the snowbirds keep returning earlier?	1.2105	0.03571	152	122	28	2
1119	Hey, isn'y it a little ear;y for them to be heading south?	1.2105	0.03920	152	125	22	5
1120	The Snowbirds are flying North early this year.	1.2105	0.04408	133	111	16	6
1121	They always fly south before the next election.	1.2105	0.04240	152	128	16	8
1122	Snowbirds. They do the flyover every winter.	1.2105	0.04029	152	126	20	6
1123	Maybe virtual skydiving lessons shouldn't be a thing?	1.2102	0.04078	176	150	15	11
1124	Watch out, their droppings are enormous.	1.2102	0.03832	176	147	21	8
1125	Drone designs are getting even creepier.	1.2102	0.03729	157	128	25	4
1126	Let's not put the beer out for the slugs.	1.2102	0.03837	157	129	23	5
1127	The Byrds are back - wait till they meet the Katz's.	1.2102	0.03942	157	130	21	6
1128	The one on the left has his flaps too high	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1129	Will ya look at that! It's Lemon and Carlson in freefall!	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
1130	Oh, look! It's the Fox News Migration.	1.2098	0.04309	143	120	16	7
1131	Did SpaceX have another launch today?	1.2098	0.04193	143	119	18	6
1132	I never meant it literally when I said our kids would have to learn to fly on their own.	1.2098	0.04074	143	118	20	5
1133	It looks like Musk has given up on Mars for more obtainable goals.	1.2096	0.03969	167	140	19	8
1134	They’re filming « The Last of Us »	1.2095	0.03865	148	121	23	4
1135	I see the damn snowbirds are back.	1.2095	0.03865	148	121	23	4
1136	We need to get inside NOW. Yesterday they pooped on my windshield.	1.2095	0.04096	148	123	19	6
1137	Oh look! The Snowbirds are coming back to roost!	1.2095	0.04207	148	124	17	7
1138	Figures the Rapture would happen just when the weather is turning nice.	1.2093	0.04216	129	106	19	4
1139	Looks like they accepted your invitation to drop by anytime.	1.2092	0.04005	153	127	20	6
1140	I'm still happy with our Saturday.	1.2092	0.04005	153	127	20	6
1141	Looks like the Joneses have gone net zero.	1.2090	0.03681	134	107	26	1
1142	Maybe we should try weed, now that it’s legal.	1.2089	0.04021	158	132	19	7
1143	Looks like the Feldman’s are back from Boca.	1.2089	0.04120	158	133	17	8
1144	Getting home a little late this year.	1.2089	0.03919	158	131	21	6
1145	Oh-oh, it looks like the Hendersons are about to drop in again.	1.2089	0.03919	158	131	21	6
1146	They clearly worked with a financial advisor who wasn't their brother-in-law.	1.2086	0.04268	139	116	17	6
1147	Wow honey, look at our neighbors go! I guess pigs really CAN fly!	1.2086	0.04389	139	117	15	7
1148	I see Stan and Frieda are showing off again.	1.2086	0.04124	163	138	16	9
1149	First snowbirds of the season	1.2086	0.04031	163	137	18	8
1150	There goes keeping up with the Joneses.	1.2086	0.03739	163	134	24	5
1151	I told you they were weird.	1.2086	0.03739	163	134	24	5
1152	What are we doing wrong?	1.2083	0.03856	168	140	21	7
1153	Ignoring politics really suits them.	1.2083	0.04282	144	121	16	7
1154	The neighbors sure like to get high.	1.2083	0.03927	144	118	22	4
1155	They look happy, and isn't that what that matters?	1.2083	0.04048	144	119	20	5
1156	It's the frequent flyers again.	1.2083	0.03762	168	139	23	6
1157	Barb,did you give the kids sugar again?	1.2083	0.04167	144	120	18	6
1158	Just spray them with the hose.	1.2083	0.04282	144	121	16	7
1159	I don't understand why they just don't stay in Florida after they fly south for the winter.	1.2081	0.04288	149	126	15	8
1160	Migratory or residents?	1.2081	0.03958	149	123	21	5
1161	We should plant these marijuana plants inside.	1.2081	0.04071	149	124	19	6
1162	Oh great, I thought the Flys were in Hawaii for another month.	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
1163	Well, look like the snowbirds are back.	1.2078	0.03873	154	127	22	5
1164	Looks like the first Robins of spring have returned	1.2077	0.04327	130	108	17	5
1165	Jeez another fad	1.2077	0.04327	130	108	17	5
1166	In these winds, it's not really as difficult as it looks.	1.2077	0.04462	130	109	15	6
1167	The snowbirds are coming back!!	1.2075	0.03897	159	132	21	6
1168	They've always seemed aloof, but really!	1.2074	0.04085	135	111	20	4
1169	But where are the packages?	1.2074	0.04085	135	111	20	4
1170	Oh great, the Fenchurchs are back from Florida. That’s two weeks of listening to“Oh, it’s so tiring to fly these days”	1.2074	0.04348	135	113	16	6
1171	I’m more impressed that they can find their way around without GPS.	1.2074	0.04473	135	114	14	7
1172	Drones are looking so realistic these days	1.2074	0.04085	135	111	20	4
1173	I’m beginning to think those weren’t raindrops.	1.2074	0.04348	135	113	16	6
1174	That reminds me I’m out of RedBull.	1.2074	0.04085	135	111	20	4
1175	Looks like Spirit Airlines is running a promotion.	1.2073	0.04008	164	138	18	8
1176	Told you that wasn't mud on your windshield.	1.2071	0.03860	140	114	23	3
1177	I told you Stan, this is good shit.	1.2071	0.03860	140	114	23	3
1178	Since when did snowbirds quit driving RVs?	1.2071	0.04476	140	119	13	8
1179	Wind is picking up	1.2069	0.04254	145	122	16	7
1180	Uh-oh. Two more who've been told gravity is fake news.	1.2069	0.04140	145	121	18	6
1181	Must be Spring. The Werners are back from Miami.	1.2069	0.04140	145	121	18	6
1182	I’m sick of them dropping in like this.	1.2069	0.04023	145	120	20	5
1183	The Fieldings are always upstaging us by showing off their eco-friendly alternative to burning fossil fuel.	1.2067	0.04046	150	125	19	6
1184	Mom always said that its time to plant vegetables when the snowbirds return.	1.2067	0.04046	150	125	19	6
1185	I told you Mary we are not supposed to eat these,just plant them...	1.2067	0.03934	150	124	21	5
1186	I told you Nancy. The Redbull ads are getting out of hand	1.2067	0.03819	150	123	23	4
1187	Those smiles won’t last much longer!	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
1188	Wow. Drones that look like humans.	1.2066	0.04827	121	103	11	7
1189	Didn't end well for Icarus, either.	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
1190	Remind me to put up the scarecrow.	1.2065	0.03740	155	127	24	4
1191	Did you know your cousins were flying in for the weekend?	1.2065	0.04164	155	131	16	8
1192	The grass is definitely greener on that side	1.2065	0.03851	155	128	22	5
1193	What did the news say about immigration?	1.2063	0.04264	126	104	18	4
1194	Looks like the snowbirds are back, Margaret.	1.2063	0.03975	160	134	19	7
1195	Oh, God, it's a nesting pair.	1.2063	0.04073	160	135	17	8
1196	Some airline passengers will do anything to avoid those outrageous airport parking fees.	1.2061	0.04562	131	111	13	7
1197	Looks like the Smiths are heading North for the summer.	1.2061	0.04157	131	108	19	4
1198	If they land in our marigolds again I’m calling the HOA.	1.2061	0.03492	165	134	28	3
1199	Good thing the car is in the garage.	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1200	I see our neighborhood snow birds are returning.	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1201	The Braggers of course, to announce that they are done with all their spring planting...	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1202	Forget it, Martha. We're a grounded couple.	1.2059	0.04443	136	115	14	7
1203	I’d rather have roots.	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1204	It really IS raining men.	1.2059	0.03780	136	110	24	2
1205	Oh no, looks like my parents are dropping in for a visit.	1.2057	0.03701	141	114	25	2
1206	They did say they were gonna buy the best trampoline in the world.	1.2057	0.04331	141	119	15	7
1207	Oh its the Robinsons. Honey, get me my shotgun.	1.2057	0.03965	141	116	21	4
1208	We’re not a day too soon if the Smiths are flying north	1.2055	0.03878	146	120	22	4
1209	Those spy balloons are getting more and more sophisticated.	1.2055	0.04338	146	124	14	8
1210	Oh, drat, the vulture capitalists are migrating to our suburb.	1.2055	0.03998	146	121	20	5
1211	Here come the happy empty nesters.	1.2055	0.04114	146	122	18	6
1212	That's it. We're moving. I can't keep up with them."	1.2053	0.04022	151	126	19	6
1213	Our neighbors are high again. Can we grow what they are smoking?	1.2053	0.04130	151	127	17	7
1214	I see the Williams are using their new birding app.	1.2051	0.03935	156	130	20	6
1215	Well there goes planting a hedge for privacy.	1.2051	0.04140	156	132	16	8
1216	Oh Oh, I knew I should have worn a hat with a wider brim.	1.2051	0.04238	156	133	14	9
1217	It’s spring, so the Wilson’s are returning. Traveling light, I see.	1.2050	0.03853	161	134	21	6
1218	I hate living under a flight pattern.	1.2047	0.04378	127	106	16	5
1219	If they overwinter in our pool again I’m filling the damn thing in.	1.2047	0.04233	127	105	18	4
1220	Yeah, we’re going to need a new scarecrow.	1.2045	0.04129	132	109	19	4
1221	They're anti- everything.	1.2045	0.04129	132	109	19	4
1222	Oh damn — and we just had the car windshield cleaned from last time.	1.2045	0.04530	132	112	13	7
1223	Looks like a lot of fun if it weren’t for the sudden stop at the end.	1.2045	0.04267	132	110	17	5
1224	You know the economy’s bad when Superman’s giving lessons.	1.2044	0.04413	137	116	14	7
1225	I'm suddenly glad we hate the same stuff.	1.2044	0.04533	137	117	12	8
1226	There go the kids again. Flying around like there's nothing they could do to help around here.	1.2044	0.03755	137	111	24	2
1227	Snowbirds are home	1.2044	0.04162	137	114	18	5
1228	Great, now we have to plant marigolds.	1.2042	0.04065	142	118	19	5
1229	The return flight of the accountants always spoils spring for me.	1.2042	0.04186	142	119	17	6
1230	Darn, I forgot to put on the pool cover.	1.2042	0.04303	142	120	15	7
1231	It's getting harder and harder to keep up with those Joneses.	1.2042	0.03940	142	117	21	4
1232	I told you we'd regret living under a flight path.	1.2041	0.03973	147	122	20	5
1233	'Those capitalist vultures are at it again."	1.2041	0.04201	147	124	16	7
1234	I see the snowbirds are returning.	1.2041	0.04089	147	123	18	6
1235	I can't tell if this is white flight or just a couple of snow birds returning for spring.	1.2041	0.04201	147	124	16	7
1236	These snowbirds really know how to rub it in.	1.2041	0.03854	147	121	22	4
1237	I’ve always told you the Johnsons were flighty”	1.2041	0.03604	147	119	26	2
1238	Well I guess we're all doing something for the environment. But why do the Bradleys have to be so showy about it?	1.2041	0.03731	147	120	24	3
1239	It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's.........the Melmans.	1.2039	0.03773	152	125	23	4
1240	Oh no. The Johnsons just installed that electric fence.	1.2039	0.04105	152	128	17	7
1241	I heard that they like to get high. I guess I misunderstood.	1.2039	0.03998	152	127	19	6
1242	They're back from down south.	1.2039	0.03535	152	123	27	2
1243	I thought we caught up when we bought the EV.	1.2039	0.03998	152	127	19	6
1244	They're cute now, but we need to talk about mating season	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
1245	If they crap on my windshield again, I'm getting my shotgun.	1.2030	0.04498	133	113	13	7
1246	Its a sure sign of Spring when the snowbirds return.	1.2029	0.04005	138	114	20	4
1247	You've got to hand it to them. Nobody can keep up with the Joneses."	1.2029	0.04005	138	114	20	4
1248	Ah....I see the Bryds are back from down south.....	1.2029	0.04383	138	117	14	7
1249	Sometimes I wish they’d stay in Arizona year-round.	1.2029	0.04383	138	117	14	7
1250	Well, your parents are back fro Florida.	1.2029	0.03870	138	113	22	3
1251	Last year the Millers ate all of our tomatoes	1.2029	0.04261	138	116	16	6
1252	Seems a little early for WASPs.	1.2028	0.04275	143	121	15	7
1253	I see the neighbors have returned from Florida.	1.2028	0.03787	143	117	23	3
1254	Ugh, teenagers.	1.2028	0.03915	143	118	21	4
1255	We’re gonna need more bug spray.	1.2028	0.03915	143	118	21	4
1256	Snowbirds. Why couln't we have flown south for the winter?	1.2028	0.03654	143	116	25	2
1257	Did you tell the kids they could go out?	1.2028	0.03915	143	118	21	4
1258	It's becoming impossible to keep up with the Joneses	1.2028	0.04039	143	119	19	5
1259	Birds fly north or south. Who flies west?	1.2027	0.03948	148	123	20	5
1260	I told you my dreams are real.	1.2027	0.03948	148	123	20	5
1261	Apparently it's the highest frequent flyer level.	1.2027	0.04175	148	125	16	7
1262	I wish Clark and Lois would tone it down a bit.	1.2027	0.03708	148	121	24	3
1263	Well..….the neighbor's did say they were having friends fly in today.	1.2026	0.03974	153	128	19	6
1264	I sure hope that is Superman and Superwoman - otherwise someone's gonna have a big mess in their back yard!	1.2026	0.03751	153	126	23	4
1265	It must be Spring, they're headed north.	1.2025	0.03889	158	132	20	6
1266	The Jackson’s are caught in the thermal from their barbecue again.	1.2025	0.04189	158	135	14	9
1267	Looks like the Tech Bros are coming in early this year.	1.2025	0.03809	163	136	21	6
1268	I'm really getting tired of these Airbnb guests	1.2025	0.03908	163	137	19	7
1269	Walt wasn’t kidding. They are flying high since they sold the company.	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
1270	When they moved in, I Googled the family name of Drone, but I had no idea...	1.2017	0.03882	119	96	22	1
1271	Looks like the new Air B&B down the road just opened.	1.2017	0.04711	119	101	12	6
1272	Are we still worried about keeping up with the Jones’s’?	1.2016	0.04432	124	104	15	5
1273	We only used to have to worry about the rabbits and deer.	1.2016	0.03872	129	105	22	2
1274	Republicans. They’re waiting to pull the cord.	1.2016	0.04718	129	111	10	8
1275	They made good time coming back from South America	1.2016	0.04173	129	107	18	4
1276	Oh great! Now our neighbors have something new to crow about!	1.2016	0.04026	129	106	20	3
1277	When Ralph said he was taking flying lessons, I had no idea he’d take it this far!!	1.2016	0.04173	129	107	18	4
1278	Oh , they must have believed	1.2016	0.04026	129	106	20	3
1279	The HOA is getting real high and mighty these days.	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
1280	Those mushroom farmers have all the fun.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
1281	They are on the "No fly" list, so they've taken matters into their own hands.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1282	We may not be done adjusting for climate change.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1283	So they've slipped the surly bonds of Earth. Big deal.	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
1284	I better not find what I think I’m gonna find on our windshield.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1285	I bet they didn't plant vegies in their garden.	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1286	Incoming	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1287	They did away with the drones, so what's next?	1.2014	0.03978	139	115	20	4
1288	Margie, go get the scare-Smiths.	1.2014	0.04354	139	118	14	7
1289	It's the annual spring loon migration.	1.2014	0.04107	139	116	18	5
1290	I heard a rumor that DeSantis was upset with the high fuel costs needed to send immigrants on planes to New York City. This is his next gimmick.	1.2014	0.04107	139	116	18	5
1291	Hey hon, are you sure those were just plain ole' shitake mushrooms we ate at the farmer's market this morning?	1.2014	0.03845	139	114	22	3
1292	They’ll be circling like vultures when our vegetables are ready.	1.2014	0.04472	139	119	12	8
1293	I had to clear their droppings off the car windshield this morning.	1.2014	0.04132	144	121	17	6
1294	I suppose spring can officially start now that the Johnsons have migrated back from Palm Beach.	1.2014	0.03890	144	119	21	4
1295	They’re the empty nesters who used to live three houses down from Roger and Arlene.	1.2014	0.03890	144	119	21	4
1296	Weren't the crop dusters supposed to come tomorrow?	1.2014	0.03890	144	119	21	4
1297	You were right Marge. We are way too grounded!	1.2013	0.04038	149	125	18	6
1298	Invasive species get worse every year!	1.2013	0.03807	149	123	22	4
1299	Looks like the Nelsons have become frequent flyers.	1.2013	0.04149	149	126	16	7
1300	It’s the snowbirds returning from Florida	1.2013	0.03613	154	126	25	3
1301	Wait a minute … should we be flying south?	1.2013	0.03762	159	132	22	5
1302	I hope that they don't crap on the windshield of my car!	1.2013	0.03968	159	134	18	7
1303	They must be migrating North for better healthcare.	1.2013	0.04067	159	135	16	8
1304	Looks like the neighbors are back from Florida.	1.2000	0.04096	125	103	19	3
1305	Stupid bastards forgot to pull their rip cords.	1.2000	0.03609	145	118	25	2
1306	Oh no, not again.	1.2000	0.04179	135	113	17	5
1307	Our migration problem is getting much worse.	1.2000	0.04325	140	119	14	7
1308	They really need to read all of the instructions on those DIY sky diving kits.	1.2000	0.04080	140	117	18	5
1309	I told our new neighbors if they want to know what we’re planting they could could just ask.	1.2000	0.03609	145	118	25	2
1310	Whoa! They're flying South!	1.2000	0.03988	145	121	19	5
1311	It the schutes don't open I know a place we can plant 2 more trees.	1.2000	0.04423	130	110	14	6
1312	What variety of mushrooms plants did you buy again?	1.2000	0.04013	150	126	18	6
1313	They said that they’re looking for statues of pigeons!	1.2000	0.03945	160	135	18	7
1314	Snowbird migration seems a bit late this year.	1.2000	0.03664	150	123	24	3
1315	Must be Spring. The Loons are back from migration.	1.2000	0.04204	140	118	16	6
1316	(Sigh...) remember when there were real birds...	1.2000	0.03935	125	102	21	2
1317	The first half of that parachuting class looks great.	1.2000	0.04179	135	113	17	5
1318	Snow birds. Spring must be here.	1.2000	0.04080	140	117	18	5
1319	People with no depth perception really shouldn't skydive.	1.2000	0.04310	135	114	15	6
1320	The Mitchells appear to be flying high again.	1.2000	0.03998	130	107	20	3
1321	They better not poop again!	1.2000	0.04423	130	110	14	6
1322	I'm glad we're grounded.	1.2000	0.03411	160	130	28	2
1323	I hope they find a bathroom before they fly over our car...	1.2000	0.04286	130	109	16	5
1324	It must be May; the snowbirds are returning home.	1.2000	0.03707	155	128	23	4
1325	The realtor did say the neighborhood had personality.	1.2000	0.03935	125	102	21	2
1326	Ah, the return of the Snowbirds.	1.2000	0.04204	140	118	16	6
1327	We’re going to need a larger scarecrow.	1.2000	0.03900	150	125	20	5
1328	I hope it's just a flyover.	1.2000	0.04096	125	103	19	3
1329	I told you not to overpack the scarecrow’s chest…	1.2000	0.03784	150	124	22	4
1330	Migration of the tourist--a sure sign of spring.	1.2000	0.03592	155	127	25	3
1331	Sure, they can fly, but now their garden looks like crap!	1.2000	0.03988	145	121	19	5
1332	The Epstein’s can’t grow kale doing that.	1.2000	0.03820	140	115	22	3
1333	The HOA is getting a little too proactive about spotting violations.	1.2000	0.04674	120	102	12	6
1334	‘There goes our pot’	1.2000	0.03740	145	119	23	3
1335	Honey you're right, they're not balloons from China.	1.2000	0.03866	145	120	21	4
1336	Now what are the nosy neighbors up to?	1.2000	0.04684	125	107	11	7
1337	It's not the falling that's dangerous, it's the landing.	1.2000	0.03707	155	128	23	4
1338	I think we're ok,Matilda. However, I don't think they'll make it past the Johnson's rosebushes!"	1.2000	0.03906	135	111	21	3
1339	Air travel has really changed since the pandemic.	1.2000	0.03900	150	125	20	5
1340	I thought they said they were doing angel dust	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
1341	I told you their herb garden looked suspect.	1.1987	0.03761	151	125	22	4
1342	Wow, George has really kept that weight off!	1.1987	0.03989	151	127	18	6
1343	Must be the Red Bull	1.1987	0.03877	151	126	20	5
1344	AI is really messing with reality.	1.1986	0.03841	146	121	21	4
1345	Last year they ate all of our arugula.	1.1986	0.04080	146	123	17	6
1346	I wonder what strain THEY planted?	1.1986	0.03962	146	122	19	5
1347	There goes the neighborhood, damn it	1.1986	0.03519	141	114	26	1
1348	Do you ever regret naming both kids Robin?	1.1985	0.03588	136	110	25	1
1349	You know, women cannot fly like that!	1.1985	0.04406	136	116	13	7
1350	We'll need a bigger scarecrow this year.	1.1985	0.04151	136	114	17	5
1351	It's the Wallendas back from Tampa."	1.1985	0.04280	136	115	15	6
1352	It looks like those kids are sucking on the balloon helium again	1.1985	0.04018	136	113	19	4
1353	More empty nesters.	1.1985	0.04280	136	115	15	6
1354	I bet they have dreams in which they're gardening.	1.1985	0.03970	131	108	20	3
1355	« After a long winter,I guess spreading your wings is a suitable thing to do… »	1.1985	0.04255	131	110	16	5
1356	It's true what thy say about Red Bull!!!	1.1985	0.04391	131	111	14	6
1357	There maybe something to A. I.	1.1985	0.04115	131	109	18	4
1358	I told you that we shouldn't let Harold play with the Mullins' boy.	1.1984	0.04367	126	106	15	5
1359	Well, I see the Silbermans are back from Miami. Spring officially has sprung.	1.1983	0.04169	121	100	18	3
1360	I heard they learned to fly from a you tube video.	1.1983	0.04487	121	102	14	5
1361	Remember when drones were our pet peeve?	1.1983	0.04331	121	101	16	4
1362	I’m sure Tom remembers that “coming down is the hardest thing “	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
1363	I told you it was getting too expensive to fly commercially.	1.1975	0.03664	157	130	23	4
1364	Do you think George and Gloria would share some of their mushroom spores?	1.1974	0.03853	152	127	20	5
1365	I hope they're not like pigeons.	1.1974	0.03965	152	128	18	6
1366	When you said that the Crows were flying in I didn't think you meant our neighbors.	1.1973	0.03818	147	122	21	4
1367	Here they come, the early summer tourists flying in again.	1.1972	0.03902	142	118	20	4
1368	I prefer the original birds we used to have.	1.1972	0.04150	142	120	16	6
1369	When did we start gardening instead of getting high?	1.1972	0.04028	142	119	18	5
1370	Hmm....now I understand why Sam said he felt a bit high.	1.1972	0.04268	142	121	14	7
1371	Maybe we should have joined the Lawsons on that meditation retreat.	1.1972	0.04268	142	121	14	7
1372	Looks like Robin and Jay are back from Florida.	1.1972	0.03771	142	117	22	3
1373	Sure. It's spring. The neighbors are northbound.	1.1972	0.03902	142	118	20	4
1374	„Looks like we‘ll have to make a bigger scarecrow this year…“	1.1972	0.04150	142	120	16	6
1375	Looks like our new neighbors have come home to roost.	1.1971	0.03991	137	114	19	4
1376	Hey you... No pooping on us !!	1.1971	0.03991	137	114	19	4
1377	Free fall is only free until you go ‘splat.’	1.1971	0.04123	137	115	17	5
1378	They’re getting better!	1.1971	0.03854	137	113	21	3
1379	It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It's our next door neighbors!	1.1971	0.03991	137	114	19	4
1380	Don't be envious the next time they tell us they fly everywhere.	1.1970	0.04618	132	114	10	8
1381	Call the roofer.	1.1970	0.03943	132	109	20	3
1382	Ever think we picked the wrong hobby?	1.1969	0.03879	127	104	21	2
1383	Think they'll try to roost in the garage again this year?	1.1969	0.04477	127	108	13	6
1384	Oh god, they're headed for the town statues!	1.1969	0.04615	127	109	11	7
1385	If only marijuana were legal in Pennsylvania…	1.1969	0.04477	127	108	13	6
1386	This is not how I imagined zero emission flying.	1.1969	0.04037	127	105	19	3
1387	Those two are higher than a kite.	1.1967	0.04138	122	101	18	3
1388	Looks like the Byrds are back from Miami.	1.1967	0.04748	122	105	10	7
1389	Well only some of us can soar like an eagle.	1.1967	0.04299	122	102	16	4
1390	If only they took some of that energy and cleaned up their yard...	1.1967	0.04454	122	103	14	5
1391	That probably beats the price in coach.	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
1392	They’re going to get planted, too.	1.1962	0.03961	158	134	17	7
1393	Looks like it’s gonna rain Kats and Dougs.	1.1961	0.03716	153	127	22	4
1394	The neighbors are back from Florida.	1.1961	0.03830	153	128	20	5
1395	For our safety I hope they are wearing adult diapers	1.1961	0.03830	153	128	20	5
1396	Didn't you say they moved away?	1.1959	0.03913	148	124	19	5
1397	Looks like the Hendersons are flying south for the spring.	1.1958	0.04002	143	120	18	5
1398	Spring is here and the Johnsons are back from Florida.	1.1958	0.04241	143	122	14	7
1399	I miss the days when it was just Superman,	1.1958	0.04002	143	120	18	5
1400	Oh look, the first snowbirds flying north for the summer.	1.1958	0.03614	143	117	24	2
1401	Honey, did you fill up the bird feeder?	1.1958	0.04241	143	122	14	7
1402	Keeping up with the Jones has gone too far	1.1958	0.04241	143	122	14	7
1403	I always HATE the tryouts for Peter Pan!	1.1958	0.04467	143	124	10	9
1404	I wonder if they eat strawberries.	1.1957	0.03688	138	113	23	2
1405	Here come those damn high flyers for a summer at the beach.	1.1957	0.03688	138	113	23	2
1406	It must be late spring. The snow birds are flying back from Florida	1.1957	0.04223	138	117	15	6
1407	Can we add them to our life list?	1.1957	0.04096	138	116	17	5
1408	Oh look honey, the children are migrating early this season.	1.1957	0.03965	138	115	19	4
1409	Where do they stick their carry-ons?	1.1957	0.04096	138	116	17	5
1410	Um, Frank…. are visual hallucinations a symptom of dehydration?	1.1957	0.04096	138	116	17	5
1411	It's that time of year. The snowbirds are heading back north.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1412	Aprils showers bring May showoffs.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1413	I guess we will need more than just a scarecrow to keep them away!	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
1414	I hope they don't land in the flowers again.	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
1415	Millennials keep everything in the cloud.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1416	Geez, I should have chosen a different super-power than Green Thumb.	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
1417	Delivery drones are just so lifelike.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1418	Last week they ate all the cherries off the tree and then perched themselves over our car	1.1953	0.04304	128	108	15	5
1419	Uh oh. They're headed South; either we're early or they're late.	1.1951	0.04851	123	107	8	8
1420	I see the Joneses are migrating early this year	1.1951	0.03942	123	101	20	2
1421	I wonder if they yodel, too?	1.1951	0.04568	123	105	12	6
1422	I guess they don't realize they are flying in restricted airspace.	1.1951	0.04267	123	103	16	4
1423	I knew we should have drained the pond.	1.1951	0.04267	123	103	16	4
1424	Let’s hope they don’t roost over the car again.”	1.1949	0.04383	118	99	15	4
1425	Well, they got some pixie dust, but if Lou finds out Sarah is cheating on him, he’s a goner.	1.1949	0.04545	118	100	13	5
1426	Isn't that Mr. Bird and Miss Bee?	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
1427	Wow, these edibles...	1.1949	0.04545	118	100	13	5
1428	I knew the mess on my windshield was too big to be caused by a bird.	1.1948	0.04024	154	131	16	7
1429	Don’t you wish they’d take their act a lot closer to the sun?	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
1430	They will return next season with full coats	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
1431	Must be spring.	1.1946	0.04004	149	126	17	6
1432	They're migrating late this year.	1.1946	0.03649	149	123	23	3
1433	We gotta find out what Steve and Marci planted this year.	1.1946	0.04004	149	126	17	6
1434	Winter must be getting close—the Byrds are flying south!	1.1946	0.04116	149	127	15	7
1435	I wish they would fly commercial like the rest of us.	1.1944	0.03852	144	120	20	4
1436	So much for good fences making good neighbors.	1.1944	0.03852	144	120	20	4
1437	Oh honey, I do appreciate how down to earth you are.	1.1944	0.04213	144	123	14	7
1438	I wonder when their parachutes are going to open.	1.1944	0.04096	144	122	16	6
1439	Migrants.	1.1944	0.04046	108	88	19	1
1440	What are they up to?	1.1944	0.03976	144	121	18	5
1441	Must be Spring. Here come the Hansons, back from Florida.	1.1942	0.03939	139	116	19	4
1442	There go the neighbors again, living the dream	1.1942	0.04437	139	120	11	8
1443	OH, they're just snowbirds coming back from Florida.	1.1942	0.03939	139	116	19	4
1444	Now I know what they meant when they said they were "weeding."	1.1940	0.04554	134	116	10	8
1445	Clearly their weed garden surpasses ours.	1.1940	0.04429	134	115	12	7
1446	Oh it’s the new neighbors, helicopter parents.	1.1940	0.04300	134	114	14	6
1447	Looks like the Fergusons are coming home to roost!	1.1940	0.03742	134	110	22	2
1448	There’s someone for everyone, right?	1.1940	0.04168	134	113	16	5
1449	Migration season has started.	1.1940	0.04168	134	113	16	5
1450	So redbull does work	1.1940	0.04168	134	113	16	5
1451	The primary candidates are back early this year.	1.1938	0.03980	129	106	19	3
1452	OMG! What's Elon Musk up to now?!	1.1938	0.04413	129	110	13	6
1453	Screw this. Let’s do that next spring.	1.1938	0.04129	129	108	17	4
1454	Why does your family always have to fly in at the last minute?	1.1938	0.04413	129	110	13	6
1455	We need to find out what they're smoking and get some.	1.1935	0.04103	155	133	14	8
1456	Yeah, but they can't even grow a radish.	1.1935	0.03913	124	102	20	2
1457	The rest of the flock must have decided to stay in South Beach.	1.1935	0.03672	155	129	22	4
1458	Look who’s back from Florida.	1.1933	0.03626	150	124	23	3
1459	Maybe we should have planted the cannabis earlier?	1.1933	0.03979	150	127	17	6
1460	I see the election deniers are back from the south.	1.1933	0.04509	119	101	13	5
1461	If they lose their luggage its their own darn fault.	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
1462	The new Icarus & Son budget airlines Where every flight is all about you.	1.1931	0.04070	145	123	16	6
1463	I'm just glad they are wearing clothes. The geese are bad enough.	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
1464	Do you think we will be protected by the 'Stand Your Ground Law' if they land here?	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
1465	Don't look, it's those damned Robinsons showing off again.	1.1929	0.03913	140	117	19	4
1466	I see the Robbins are just now getting back from Florida . . .	1.1929	0.04289	140	120	13	7
1467	Do we tell them the geese went the other way?	1.1929	0.04407	140	121	11	8
1468	At least it’s less conspicuous than their Tesla.	1.1929	0.04289	140	120	13	7
1469	Apparently they fell in love at first flight.	1.1929	0.04042	140	118	17	5
1470	I heard they were moving out of state.	1.1926	0.04139	135	114	16	5
1471	Oh it’s just the Kents	1.1926	0.04271	135	115	14	6
1472	The neighbors are home from Capistrano.	1.1926	0.03863	135	112	20	3
1473	God, I hope they don't leave their droppings in our garden again.	1.1926	0.04003	135	113	18	4
1474	I bet they’re looking for a soft landing too	1.1926	0.04271	135	115	14	6
1475	Bob and Sally are always finding ways to get high.	1.1926	0.04003	135	113	18	4
1476	We'll have to put up those cutouts of their wives again.	1.1923	0.04243	130	110	15	5
1477	Looks like the Jones are back for the Summer!	1.1923	0.03798	130	107	21	2
1478	Oh! Two men whose wives didn't make them quit Red Bull.	1.1923	0.04243	130	110	15	5
1479	Do you think life has ever been cruel to the Hendersons?	1.1923	0.03952	130	108	19	3
1480	Oh look, the Edwards are home from Florida...	1.1923	0.03952	130	108	19	3
1481	Oh those Wright brothers again..	1.1921	0.03955	151	128	17	6
1482	Looks like those thieving robins have evolved yet again …	1.1920	0.04355	125	106	14	5
1483	I don't care as long as they don't raid our radishes.	1.1920	0.03715	125	102	22	1
1484	That Daedalus is ok. But that son of his has got shit for brains.	1.1920	0.04204	125	105	16	4
1485	Why yes that's odd but it's clearly winter and we're planting flowers, so who are we to judge?	1.1920	0.04047	125	104	18	3
1486	Oh yeah, Parker did say that he was going skydiving with a friend after school.	1.1920	0.03885	125	103	20	2
1487	Well, that explains the large droppings we found in the tomatoes last week	1.1920	0.04204	125	105	16	4
1488	They are so happy before the fall.	1.1917	0.04475	120	102	13	5
1489	Looks like the Perkinsons have finally returned for the season.	1.1917	0.03977	120	99	19	2
1490	Trust me, the beanstalk is a better approach”	1.1917	0.04628	120	103	11	6
1491	Idiots.	1.1917	0.04150	120	100	17	3
1492	‘Run, Roger! The wind is blowing north by northwest.’	1.1917	0.03977	120	99	19	2
1493	Mar-a-Lago mating season must be over.	1.1915	0.04260	141	121	13	7
1494	And you said the neighbors weren't flighty at all.	1.1915	0.04016	141	119	17	5
1495	When they flew in from New York, their arms really were tired.	1.1915	0.04016	141	119	17	5
1496	It looks like Marge and Jim forgot their parachutes.	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
1497	Perhaps they can land themselves on the roof of the hospital	1.1912	0.03837	136	113	20	3
1498	Well, the neighbors did say they just flew into town.	1.1912	0.04241	136	116	14	6
1499	Fuck those guys.	1.1912	0.04611	136	119	8	9
1500	Oh God, the damn Jetsons are back.	1.1912	0.03976	136	114	18	4
1501	I see the snowbirds are flying North from Florida.	1.1912	0.03976	136	114	18	4
1502	I think it’s better to be grounded, don’t you?	1.1912	0.03976	136	114	18	4
1503	I'm told they add vital soil nutrients.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
1504	Looks like the Johnsons found their son's marijuana stash again.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
1505	Nice to see that their migratory patterns haven't been affected by climate change.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
1506	Is the app they're using free, or would we have to pay for it?	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
1507	I put fresh water and Epsom salts in the bird bath for them.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
1508	Are you sure those were button mushrooms we harvested earlier?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
1509	I liked it better when they gardened on the weekend.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
1510	Snowbirds are back from Arizona early this year.	1.1908	0.03772	131	108	21	2
1511	Look at him. Icarus is high as a kite. After all the sacrifices Daedalus made for that boy.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
1512	Death is inescapable.	1.1905	0.04018	126	105	18	3
1513	If where both seeing this it must be real,? Right?	1.1905	0.03689	126	103	22	1
1514	Maybe we cut back on the Marijuana crop	1.1905	0.03525	147	121	24	2
1515	Ah, spring. The candidates are returning.	1.1905	0.04018	126	105	18	3
1516	Looks like the Cranes are migrating early this year.	1.1905	0.04173	126	106	16	4
1517	I guess it’s a sign of spring. The snowbirds are returning.	1.1905	0.03857	126	104	20	2
1518	Look - it's Jay and Phoebe.	1.1905	0.04173	126	106	16	4
1519	Sigh. Everyone else is out of pandemic mode.	1.1905	0.03525	147	121	24	2
1520	Look! The first snowbirds!	1.1901	0.03989	142	120	17	5
1521	Boy, they look real, but it's just the balloons the kids ordered from Amazon!	1.1901	0.03731	142	118	21	3
1522	Right on time...the return of the snowbirds!	1.1901	0.04113	142	121	15	6
1523	Looks as if the snow birds are returning.	1.1901	0.03731	142	118	21	3
1524	Spring time and the coo coo birds are back	1.1901	0.03989	142	120	17	5
1525	The snowbirds are flying home.	1.1901	0.04113	142	121	15	6
1526	How did they find out we're planting weed?	1.1901	0.04232	142	122	13	7
1527	Snowbirds flying north? I guess it really IS spring!	1.1901	0.04282	121	102	15	4
1528	It’s just a matter of time before they’ll also have their hands in the soil.	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
1529	Looks like the Cohens are back from Florida early this year.	1.1898	0.03811	137	114	20	3
1530	So much for keeping up with the Joneses.	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
1531	What has Elon Musk done this time?	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
1532	We're planting flowers - and they're brewing LSD.	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
1533	What in the holy hell?	1.1895	0.04121	153	132	13	8
1534	Shouldn't they be migrating NORTH in the spring?	1.1895	0.03796	153	129	19	5
1535	I'm starting to miss the crows already.	1.1894	0.03588	132	108	23	1
1536	Boy, some people really hate airline food.	1.1894	0.04320	132	113	13	6
1537	Looks like the Smiths are flying back from their summer home in Orlando.	1.1894	0.04184	132	112	15	5
1538	They graduated from Harvard. Everything they say is way over our head!	1.1894	0.04320	132	113	13	6
1539	Looks like the Smiths are returning for the summer.	1.1894	0.04043	132	111	17	4
1540	Gotta be climate change. They come back at different times every year	1.1894	0.03897	132	110	19	3
1541	Let's dig two more holes!	1.1894	0.04184	132	112	15	5
1542	FOMO!	1.1894	0.04043	132	111	17	4
1543	Everything was fine until the Pollinators moved into the neighborhood	1.1894	0.04184	132	112	15	5
1544	Darn, I was hoping to get everything planted before the snowbirds arrived this year.	1.1894	0.04043	132	111	17	4
1545	Remember when we planted seedlings before the Smiths flew back from Florida and lost everything in the frost?	1.1892	0.03877	148	125	18	5
1546	Wow! Clarence Thomas and John Roberts don't even abide by the law of gravity.	1.1892	0.04876	111	96	9	6
1547	We should have planted these a month ago, the Cohens are already flying South for the winter	1.1890	0.03826	164	140	17	7
1548	Did you let the kids out again?	1.1890	0.04291	127	108	14	5
1549	The Joneses just got superpowers. I don’t think we can keep up with them on this one.	1.1890	0.03829	127	105	20	2
1550	The Robinsons flying north is the first sign of spring.	1.1890	0.04143	127	107	16	4
1551	I hate when they drop in.	1.1890	0.03989	127	106	18	3
1552	Looks like they took going green to a whole new level.	1.1890	0.03829	127	105	20	2
1553	Maybe we should start flying south every winter.	1.1890	0.03989	127	106	18	3
1554	...Spring again!.....the Silvermans' always come back from Florida when the weather changes	1.1890	0.04143	127	107	16	4
1555	Does this mean the new electric car we just brought is obsolete.	1.1888	0.03572	143	118	23	2
1556	Gummies.	1.1888	0.03572	143	118	23	2
1557	Look! Bill and Jean Swallow are retuning from Capistrano.	1.1888	0.03964	143	121	17	5
1558	Wow, she lost weight!	1.1888	0.03964	143	121	17	5
1559	Looks like the snowbird migration back to Manhattan has begun.	1.1885	0.04558	122	105	11	6
1560	I see the Johnsons are harvesting their crop already.	1.1885	0.04088	122	102	17	3
1561	Well you wanted high flying neighbors.	1.1885	0.04407	122	104	13	5
1562	How'd they turn up there? Get it? Turn up? Come on Susan, you're better than that.	1.1885	0.03741	122	100	21	1
1563	I told you birds weren’t real…	1.1885	0.04250	122	103	15	4
1564	Ah, the snowbirds are migrating.	1.1884	0.03923	138	116	18	4
1565	They should have released the parachutes by now.	1.1884	0.03644	138	114	22	2
1566	Must be Spring; the Hendersons have returned.	1.1884	0.03644	138	114	22	2
1567	Millennials!	1.1884	0.04184	138	118	14	6
1568	Guess our scarecrow's obsolete.	1.1884	0.03923	138	116	18	4
1569	And you said that gardening together would be the ultimate way to spice up our marriage.	1.1884	0.04184	138	118	14	6
1570	I guess retirement looks different to everybody.	1.1884	0.04184	138	118	14	6
1571	I'm fine with it as long as they don't make a mess of my windshield.	1.1883	0.03773	154	130	19	5
1572	Yeah but will they have their own cucumbers for dinner?	1.1880	0.04365	117	99	14	4
1573	Are those pigs ?	1.1880	0.04845	117	102	8	7
1574	Uh oh. Time to move the car out from under the trees.	1.1880	0.04014	117	97	18	2
1575	Your relatives do know how to drone on.	1.1880	0.03871	133	111	19	3
1576	Amazing they don't need capes these days.	1.1880	0.03720	133	110	21	2
1577	I bet they're earning miles too.	1.1880	0.04015	133	112	17	4
1578	Looks like Sam and Edna are migrating again.	1.1880	0.03564	133	109	23	1
1579	It must be nice to be able to winter in Florida every year.	1.1880	0.03720	133	110	21	2
1580	I guess those weren’t weeds they were growing after all.	1.1880	0.04154	133	113	15	5
1581	I hope they don’t eat these seeds before they take root.	1.1880	0.04289	133	114	13	6
1582	Oh honey, I warned you that these carrots looked a little too much like mushrooms	1.1880	0.04420	133	115	11	7
1583	Oh hi, Elon.	1.1879	0.04191	149	129	12	8
1584	It will take years for this to grow and block out our nosy, trampolining neighbours.	1.1875	0.04113	128	108	16	4
1585	They always go south for the winter.	1.1875	0.03813	144	121	19	4
1586	It's finally Spring, the Nerds are flying north	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
1587	Drones in drag	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
1588	City folk.	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
1589	I wish that they would spend as much time on their yard as they do flying.	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
1590	Those uppity Hendersons and their fancy energy drinks	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
1591	I hate to say it, but the Clarks are getting really good on the trampoline.	1.1875	0.04113	128	108	16	4
1592	Pickle, Shooo 'em	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
1593	Sure sign of spring.	1.1875	0.03463	128	104	24	0
1594	There are John and Jane again!	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
1595	Is that Amazon's new two-minute delivery?	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
1596	Ever notice the Wilsons act like they're above it all?	1.1875	0.03813	144	121	19	4
1597	Damn. It's the Olsons and we're out of birdseed.	1.1875	0.03813	144	121	19	4
1598	It's time they came back to earth; their son received a medical school acceptance letter months ago.	1.1875	0.03637	128	105	22	1
1599	There are thinkers in the world, Margaret, and then, there's that.	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
1600	Looks like Ginnie and Mark are also flying south for the tax breaks.	1.1875	0.04116	112	93	17	2
1601	Keeping up with the Joneses is becoming increasingly challenging.	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
1602	The Johnsons are really getting on my nerves.	1.1871	0.03897	139	117	18	4
1603	You know it's spring when the Robinsons come back from Florida.	1.1871	0.03620	139	115	22	2
1604	I still say it is better than letting them put in that helipad	1.1871	0.04280	139	120	12	7
1605	You can always count on the Byrds to show up when you're planting new seedlings	1.1871	0.04156	139	119	14	6
1606	I guess the Byrdes took the neighborhood watch literally	1.1871	0.03761	139	116	20	3
1607	If they hit our home, does our homeowner's cover this?	1.1870	0.03889	123	102	19	2
1608	Ah, the annual post-April 15th accountant flights south to Boca and Miami. Never gets old."	1.1870	0.04373	123	105	13	5
1609	We need larger Venus flytraps	1.1870	0.04373	123	105	13	5
1610	Well, there they are..the first snowbirds of spring	1.1870	0.04218	123	104	15	4
1611	Well, it's officially spring. The Smiths are migrating North.	1.1870	0.04523	123	106	11	6
1612	Climate change has really done a number on the birds.	1.1870	0.03714	123	101	21	1
1613	They must have missed their flock's migration.	1.1866	0.03987	134	113	17	4
1614	Wow, those flying lessons really work.	1.1866	0.03987	134	113	17	4
1615	They’re back from Florida!	1.1866	0.03844	134	112	19	3
1616	This is exactly why I opposed legalizing pot.	1.1866	0.03844	134	112	19	3
1617	I don't think it was Rosemary and Thyme.	1.1864	0.03983	118	98	18	2
1618	Don't you just want to ask sometimes; 'what's your secret?'	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
1619	Drones!	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
1620	They’re newlyweds now. But soon they’ll be just like us.	1.1864	0.04331	118	100	14	4
1621	Guess they popped that spy balloon	1.1864	0.04654	118	102	10	6
1622	I knew we should have bought shares in Musk's companies	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
1623	Dont look its just the neighbors showing off they can fly back north from their Florida home	1.1864	0.04495	118	101	12	5
1624	The snowbirds are back from Florida.	1.1862	0.04034	145	124	15	6
1625	Maybe we should try Ozempic after all!	1.1862	0.03789	145	122	19	4
1626	It's spring and the snowbirds are coming home.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
1627	We're gonna need a sturdier avian exclusion fence.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
1628	I see the Wilsons planted high-grade marijuana and magic mushrooms again."	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
1629	They've started migrating south earlier this year.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
1630	Honey, it’s just Tom Cruise filming a movie.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
1631	How can we keep up with the Joneses?	1.1858	0.04083	113	94	17	2
1632	OMG, they've figured a way to cross the border.	1.1858	0.04083	113	94	17	2
1633	I see the Bensons have given up gardening.	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
1634	Maybe we should consider a more active hobby	1.1857	0.03597	140	116	22	2
1635	Just our luck, the chard won't be ready to pick for the funeral.	1.1857	0.04002	140	119	16	5
1636	Doug and Bethany are eyeing our crops again.	1.1857	0.04002	140	119	16	5
1637	My Uber Eats is here	1.1857	0.03872	140	118	18	4
1638	I miss our visits with them over the fence.	1.1855	0.04027	124	104	17	3
1639	Some people just like to show off.	1.1855	0.04187	124	105	15	4
1640	We plant carrots, and they show us up by learning to fly.	1.1855	0.04187	124	105	15	4
1641	Just let's try to not sit directly under them.	1.1855	0.04187	124	105	15	4
1642	That was no bunny rabbit eating the raspberries.	1.1855	0.04027	124	104	17	3
1643	We're gonna need a scareperson	1.1852	0.04359	135	117	11	7
1644	It does actually look easy on the knees	1.1852	0.04230	135	116	13	6
1645	It could be a symptom of birdflue.	1.1852	0.03960	135	114	17	4
1646	We're not keeping up with the Droneses.	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
1647	Spring must be around the corner. The snow birds are back.	1.1852	0.03960	135	114	17	4
1648	Martha, get your umbrella.	1.1852	0.03818	135	113	19	3
1649	Bankers flying south. Another bank must have failed.	1.1849	0.03765	146	123	19	4
1650	Looks like the snowbirds are back from their winter down south.	1.1849	0.03637	146	122	21	3
1651	Well, we know they aren’t going to the office!	1.1849	0.04237	146	127	11	8
1652	Uh-oh! Face plants.	1.1849	0.04460	119	102	12	5
1653	They're Florida gaybirds. A little early this year.	1.1849	0.03952	119	99	18	2
1654	I hope our plants are that good.	1.1849	0.04297	119	101	14	4
1655	First we were hunters, then gatherers, now fly . . .	1.1849	0.04128	119	100	16	3
1656	I. thought a guy named Icarus tried that & it didn't work.	1.1849	0.04460	119	102	12	5
1657	I hate the way they look down on us.	1.1846	0.04199	130	111	14	5
1658	Those new AI drones are kinda creepy.	1.1846	0.03749	130	108	20	2
1659	Next thing you know, Santa's gonna fire the reindeer.	1.1846	0.04055	130	110	16	4
1660	I guess we don’t have to wait for pigs anymore.	1.1842	0.04417	114	97	13	4
1661	I guess Mary and John won’t be at the AA meeting in the morning.	1.1842	0.04589	114	98	11	5
1662	I wonder if anyone explained the ripcord to them?	1.1842	0.04417	114	97	13	4
1663	Get me the BIG net, please.	1.1842	0.04238	114	96	15	3
1664	Oh great, the Ditmyers are at it again, achieve achieve.	1.1842	0.04417	114	97	13	4
1665	Call your sister and tell her the house she loves is going on the market…	1.1840	0.04156	125	106	15	4
1666	I see the Johnsons got zero-emission transportation.	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
1667	I wish our neighbors would get a hobby a little more down to earth.	1.1840	0.03833	125	104	19	2
1668	They'll probably crap all over our car like they do every year.	1.1840	0.03833	125	104	19	2
1669	A scarecrow with COVID should do the trick.	1.1840	0.03833	125	104	19	2
1670	We better net the seeds to keep the snowbirds out.	1.1838	0.03933	136	115	17	4
1671	You know it's really spring when the snowbirds head back to Canada.	1.1838	0.03792	136	114	19	3
1672	Wow, the Vivaldi ads a nice touch!	1.1838	0.04329	136	118	11	7
1673	Don't they normally head north this time of year?	1.1838	0.03646	136	113	21	2
1674	Looks like they're coming in hot.	1.1838	0.03792	136	114	19	3
1675	That pilot's training program is really pushing the limits!	1.1838	0.03792	136	114	19	3
1676	They go to Florida every summer. Do they need to make such a big deal of it?	1.1838	0.03792	136	114	19	3
1677	Ahh, It's the Capistranos returning to Lower Manhattan.	1.1838	0.03933	136	115	17	4
1678	Looks like the Smiths are dreaming again	1.1838	0.03933	136	115	17	4
1679	They’re comin’ for the WEED… NOT to weed!!	1.1838	0.04069	136	116	15	5
1680	They take the snowbird thing very seriously.	1.1838	0.03933	136	115	17	4
1681	Just a coupla loons.	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
1682	Did you put the car in the garage?	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
1683	I believe they're inflatable drones.	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
1684	I wouldn’t say anything about “back to the earth” if I were you,	1.1833	0.03922	120	100	18	2
1685	I see the Smithers are back for the summer	1.1833	0.03922	120	100	18	2
1686	Robin and Jay again..such flock outliers	1.1833	0.04425	120	103	12	5
1687	They may be able to fly, but we have a smaller carbon footprint....	1.1833	0.04264	120	102	14	4
1688	I guess they thought that their parachutes had opened.	1.1833	0.03922	120	100	18	2
1689	Hey,the Swallows came back.	1.1833	0.04264	120	102	14	4
1690	At least they don't make much noise.	1.1832	0.03723	131	109	20	2
1691	Spring migration, I guess.	1.1832	0.03562	131	108	22	1
1692	The snowbirds are migrating North again.	1.1832	0.03723	131	109	20	2
1693	Right on time, the Griswalds off to Maine for the summer.	1.1832	0.04026	131	111	16	4
1694	We need a more exciting hobby.	1.1832	0.04308	131	113	12	6
1695	So they're the flighty new neighbors.	1.1832	0.04169	131	112	14	5
1696	Because last time I had to wash my shorts twice to get rid of the smell	1.1832	0.03723	131	109	20	2
1697	Judy call the cops, the neighbors are high again	1.1832	0.03877	131	110	18	3
1698	Not a very nice message about keeping up with the neighbors.	1.1831	0.03950	142	121	16	5
1699	Just another sign of climate change I guess.	1.1831	0.03550	142	118	22	2
1700	Maybe we should make a scarecrow holding an AK-47.	1.1831	0.03688	142	119	20	3
1701	Here comes the birds of happiness !	1.1831	0.03950	142	121	16	5
1702	When we were having dinner , they did say that they were flying to France .	1.1826	0.04552	115	99	11	5
1703	I thought I heard honking.	1.1826	0.04381	115	98	13	4
1704	Keeping up with the Joneses gets harder every year.	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
1705	honey, bring me the shotgun...	1.1826	0.04018	115	96	17	2
1706	Great, and we thought crows were difficult?	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
1707	Do you think they'll drop a few exotic seeds?	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
1708	Maybe we should take the new neighbors up on their dinner invitation. I think it might be interesting.	1.1826	0.04018	115	96	17	2
1709	don’t worry , that’s a couple of amazon delivery folks	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
1710	The flying doesn't bother me. It's the X-Ray vision I have a problem with.	1.1825	0.03968	126	106	17	3
1711	Oh great, your parents are dropping in for the weekend.	1.1825	0.04276	126	108	13	5
1712	They used to fly south for the winter.	1.1825	0.04276	126	108	13	5
1713	We're going to need a bigger scarecrow.	1.1825	0.03968	126	106	17	3
1714	It’s all timing. We plant early, they pull ripcords too late.	1.1825	0.04276	126	108	13	5
1715	They told me they'd be flying home, but . . . .	1.1825	0.03968	126	106	17	3
1716	Did you remember to put the caviar in the feeders?	1.1825	0.04276	126	108	13	5
1717	I need a break.	1.1825	0.03634	126	104	21	1
1718	They did say they were broadening their horizons.	1.1825	0.04125	126	107	15	4
1719	I wonder if landing hurts more than kneeling.	1.1825	0.03968	126	106	17	3
1720	ANYONE CAN SKYDIVE ...ONCE!	1.1825	0.03634	126	104	21	1
1721	Look! Inflation has gotten to the neighbors!	1.1825	0.03968	126	106	17	3
1722	That’s why I don’t fly Budget Air.	1.1825	0.03907	137	116	17	4
1723	That’s not going to be good for their soil.	1.1825	0.03907	137	116	17	4
1724	Should we stop planting mushrooms?	1.1824	0.03958	148	127	15	6
1725	Looks like it's tourist season.	1.1818	0.03998	132	112	16	4
1726	The Wall Streeters are flying north for the recession.	1.1818	0.04140	132	113	14	5
1727	Paul and Mary have been traveling a lot since they became empty nesters.	1.1818	0.04232	121	103	14	4
1728	Looks like the Byrd’s are home from Florida.	1.1818	0.03797	143	121	18	4
1729	I think our neighbors are growing too much marijuana.	1.1818	0.03998	132	112	16	4
1730	The snow birds are coming back from Florida.	1.1818	0.03797	143	121	18	4
1731	Well there’s a way to get past the airline problems.	1.1818	0.03537	132	109	22	1
1732	well, look at that! … Ned and Jenny Swallow! … just the other day, Ned says to me … he says, ‘Fielding …when Spring comes, we might be returning to San Juan Capistrano.’	1.1818	0.03850	132	111	18	3
1733	The Joneses never miss a Red Bull promotion.	1.1818	0.03850	132	111	18	3
1734	I can't wait for the airport to be completed.	1.1818	0.03528	143	119	22	2
1735	Yes, we are simply cameos in Ed's dreamscape!	1.1818	0.03998	132	112	16	4
1736	Keep planting. This stuff he gave us works!	1.1818	0.03850	132	111	18	3
1737	It seems like Hendersons are back earlier every year.	1.1818	0.03998	132	112	16	4
1738	The Johnstons went with mushrooms.	1.1818	0.04391	121	104	12	5
1739	Those kids think life's a big joke. It's not the weekend, they should be in goddamn school!	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
1740	Are those real or a side effect of our cheaper meds?	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
1741	They will never know the joys of gardening.	1.1818	0.04232	121	103	14	4
1742	Commuters.	1.1818	0.03924	143	122	16	5
1743	I wish we could afford to buy Redbull...	1.1818	0.04232	121	103	14	4
1744	I knew that wasn’t a bird that pooped on the car yesterday	1.1818	0.04140	132	113	14	5
1745	Looks like the Smiths have completed their bucket list.	1.1812	0.04015	138	118	15	5
1746	Looks like the Cunninghams are flying south for the winter.	1.1812	0.03742	138	116	19	3
1747	She’s no Sally Field.	1.1812	0.04270	138	120	11	7
1748	Look dear. You really know it's spring when the snowbirds begin to fly home!	1.1812	0.03881	138	117	17	4
1749	You know it's time to plant when the Cranes come back from Florida."	1.1811	0.04245	127	109	13	5
1750	I wonder if they're returning snowbirds, or reasonable people fleeing Ron DeSantis.	1.1811	0.03940	127	107	17	3
1751	Oh look! The first snowbirds are returning!	1.1811	0.04095	127	108	15	4
1752	It looks like the snowbirds are back from Florida.	1.1811	0.03778	127	106	19	2
1753	They better not fly over our car.	1.1811	0.04245	127	109	13	5
1754	Looks like our fertilizer is here.	1.1811	0.03940	127	107	17	3
1755	We need a new travel agent.	1.1811	0.03940	127	107	17	3
1756	Looks like the Greenbaums are back from wintering in St. Barts.	1.1811	0.03940	127	107	17	3
1757	Snow birds return.	1.1811	0.04530	127	111	9	7
1758	Well damn...they must've molted!	1.1811	0.03608	127	105	21	1
1759	Whoa! I thought "snowbirds" was a metaphor.	1.1811	0.04095	127	108	15	4
1760	Apparently they planted something other than green beans	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
1761	That mega-trampoline was a bad idea.	1.1810	0.04515	116	100	11	5
1762	Put the scarecrow up. The Emersons are not eating our seeds again.	1.1810	0.04346	116	99	13	4
1763	Well, there go the Jones's on another cheap vacation trip.	1.1810	0.04515	116	100	11	5
1764	It's our Senator and Representative, diving into their campaigns early.	1.1810	0.04515	116	100	11	5
1765	Here comes another summer of learning all about Florida and the challenges of maintaining a low carbon footprint.	1.1810	0.04170	116	98	15	3
1766	That's a first -- the snowbirds returning without their RVs.	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
1767	Is there a season on those?	1.1806	0.03641	144	121	20	3
1768	I told you the skydive bar around the corner would be a nuisance.	1.1806	0.03899	144	123	16	5
1769	I'm glad other people kept their Pandemic hobbies.	1.1805	0.04111	133	114	14	5
1770	The neighbors are high as a kite again	1.1805	0.03824	133	112	18	3
1771	Is it just me or are the neighbors high again?	1.1805	0.04247	133	115	12	6
1772	I thought they were flying in on Tuesday.	1.1805	0.03824	133	112	18	3
1773	It's safe to plant our tomatoes when the snowbirds are migrating back from Florida.	1.1805	0.04247	133	115	12	6
1774	Call the HOA, the Millers aren’t working on their yard.	1.1803	0.04358	122	105	12	5
1775	Maybe we should raise the fences again.	1.1803	0.03495	122	100	22	0
1776	Get ready for another spring planting.	1.1803	0.04358	122	105	12	5
1777	Spring is officially here… the Kapinsky’s are migrating back from Florida.	1.1803	0.03684	122	101	20	1
1778	I told you that skydiving Groupons are a bad idea.	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
1779	Gee, I wonder what their garden looks like?	1.1803	0.03863	122	102	18	2
1780	I thought you’d told them to call first, no drop-ins.	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
1781	I never found the Johnsons to be a particularly grounded couple.	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
1782	Blind skydiving was never a good idea.	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
1783	This takes helicopter parenting to the next level.	1.1803	0.04199	122	104	14	4
1784	I guess she made beans again.	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
1785	Ah, the snowbirds, flying north for the spring.	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
1786	That's one way to avoid airline cancellations.	1.1802	0.04650	111	96	10	5
1787	Man, it’s raining Kates and Dougs out here.	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
1788	See Oliver, I told you if we popped the spy balloon, they'd find another way.	1.1800	0.03908	150	129	15	6
1789	Ok… so Rick and Pete are better at retirement than we are.	1.1799	0.04116	139	120	13	6
1790	They're migrant workers.	1.1799	0.04116	139	120	13	6
1791	Don't worry, it's not this stuff. Those guys can actually fly.	1.1799	0.03425	139	115	23	1
1792	That new nonstop airline is cheap, but crazy.	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
1793	No gift, no tomatoes.	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
1794	Just your garden variety migratory types	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
1795	I thought gardening was uplifting."	1.1795	0.04312	117	100	13	4
1796	Look honey, it’s Wilbur and Orville	1.1795	0.04479	117	101	11	5
1797	The magpies are proficient at parroting.	1.1795	0.04137	117	99	15	3
1798	Omnivores!." "Watch out!!	1.1791	0.03943	134	114	16	4
1799	Hallelujah it's raining men, amen	1.1791	0.04082	134	115	14	5
1800	Well that explains the brown muck on the statue in town.	1.1791	0.03943	134	114	16	4
1801	Should we grow weed?	1.1791	0.03943	134	114	16	4
1802	Sure, the Johnson’s can fly, but I heard their lawn is a mess.	1.1791	0.03943	134	114	16	4
1803	We better put up our scarecrow very soon.	1.1789	0.04005	123	104	16	3
1804	Yeah, well our hobbies probably seem more thrilling to them.	1.1789	0.03657	123	102	20	1
1805	I told you the country is being taken over by the far wingers	1.1789	0.04168	123	105	14	4
1806	I don't think those were portobello mushrooms you planted.	1.1789	0.03835	123	103	18	2
1807	The Wilson’s planted those magic mushrooms again	1.1789	0.04005	123	104	16	3
1808	Reminds me that we need to plan our visit to Canada this summer.	1.1789	0.03657	123	102	20	1
1809	Yup, it’s Spring. The snowbirds are flying north.	1.1789	0.03835	123	103	18	2
1810	They said they were taking a flyer.	1.1789	0.04476	123	107	10	6
1811	Look at that. Methane powered. I’ll be darned.	1.1789	0.03657	123	107	12	4
1812	Seriously, how many Coronation flypasts are they going to do?	1.1789	0.04168	123	105	14	4
1813	I think I want to explore new hobbies	1.1789	0.04005	123	104	16	3
1814	Looks like the Petersons are back from their winter vacation in Mexico.	1.1788	0.03884	151	130	15	6
1815	The cannabis varieties get better every day.	1.1788	0.03769	151	129	17	5
1816	Get the protective netting for the tomatoes. Ed and Mavis are back from Florida and they look hungry.	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
1817	I like them, but they’re in our airspace.	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
1818	It's the Mergusons, back from Florida.	1.1786	0.03693	140	118	19	3
1819	We need a new strategy to protect the seeds.	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
1820	It must be spring — the Robbinses are back.	1.1783	0.03558	129	107	21	1
1821	Jerry is having the flying dream again.	1.1783	0.03724	129	108	19	2
1822	We plant it and they smoke it!	1.1783	0.04184	129	111	13	5
1823	It just makes mating season so awkward.	1.1783	0.03724	129	108	19	2
1824	Oh my God, it's the Nelson's again. I guess we weren't sufficiently effusive when they showed off their submarines	1.1783	0.04184	129	111	13	5
1825	Oh, look who else has a new hobby.	1.1783	0.03724	129	108	19	2
1826	This is what happens when the government doesn't know how to regulate AI.	1.1782	0.04750	101	87	10	4
1827	Those arms signal 'we're going to crash!'	1.1780	0.03536	118	97	21	0
1828	Why don’t we do that?	1.1780	0.04444	118	102	11	5
1829	I hope they aren't planning to eat our little seedlings.	1.1780	0.03924	118	99	17	2
1830	'' yet another real estate agent trying something different...."	1.1780	0.04278	118	101	13	4
1831	But will lavender keep out the Abernathy's?	1.1780	0.03735	118	98	19	1
1832	Their free time looks a lot more free than ours.	1.1780	0.03924	118	99	17	2
1833	They make it look so easy, don’t they?	1.1780	0.04105	118	100	15	3
1834	I’m glad we’re both down to earth.	1.1780	0.04105	118	100	15	3
1835	I hope the one on the right likes surprises.	1.1780	0.04278	118	101	13	4
1836	When pigs can fly	1.1778	0.03772	135	114	18	3
1837	Better hide the seeds …	1.1778	0.04054	135	116	14	5
1838	They are getting really fancy with those drones.	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
1839	Just when we start working on being more grounded	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
1840	Well, the Hansons are back from Florida.	1.1774	0.04442	124	108	10	6
1841	So when he said "do you want to get high with us?" I guess I misunderstood. Anyway, we are on for tomorrow.	1.1774	0.04136	124	106	14	4
1842	The Wallendas are back	1.1774	0.03806	124	104	18	2
1843	"That's it Margaret. This is where we stop trying to keep up with the Joneses."	1.1774	0.03975	124	105	16	3
1844	What weirdos. They probably drive EVs.	1.1774	0.04292	124	107	12	5
1845	I told you bird parents are worse than helicopter parents…	1.1774	0.04292	124	107	12	5
1846	Well, that explains the beanbag in our tree.	1.1773	0.03804	141	120	17	4
1847	It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s the neighbors?	1.1773	0.03669	141	119	19	3
1848	Damn! They're already back and it's only May 1.	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
1849	I guess they had a little too much RedBull.	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
1850	Look at those smug expressions! I think they are about to release their « golden parachutes ».	1.1770	0.04396	113	97	12	4
1851	Looks like the Byrds are back from their winter getaway.	1.1769	0.03856	130	110	17	3
1852	Looks like the neighbors found their Red Bull stash.	1.1769	0.03856	130	110	17	3
1853	Oh great,you start ONE above-board weed farm and suddenly it’s an open invite to the “They had $2.5 million to repurpose a barn somewhere up the Hudson” New York Times real estate section crew	1.1769	0.04007	130	111	15	4
1854	Poop alert!	1.1769	0.04007	130	111	15	4
1855	Looks like the Harrison’s have been harvesting their ‘oregano’ again!	1.1765	0.03889	136	116	16	4
1856	It looks like more executives escaped another bank collapse	1.1765	0.03894	119	100	17	2
1857	The summer people, right on time	1.1765	0.03598	136	114	20	2
1858	The Kaplans are having that flying dream again.	1.1765	0.04244	119	102	13	4
1859	I see they're back from their 'Infinite Possibilities' retreat.	1.1765	0.04409	119	103	11	5
1860	The right-wingers are flying south.	1.1765	0.04409	119	103	11	5
1861	There go the HOA inspectors again!	1.1765	0.04409	119	103	11	5
1862	I thought Darwin Award winners don't get to breed.	1.1765	0.04026	136	117	14	5
1863	It must be May, the Birnbaums are back from Boca.	1.1765	0.03746	136	115	18	3
1864	Well, it looks like the new neighbors are high again.	1.1761	0.03779	142	121	17	4
1865	I hate it when they fly back from Florida!	1.1760	0.04409	125	109	10	6
1866	Smiles aplenty, obviously headed to The Villages.	1.1760	0.03945	125	106	16	3
1867	Flying north so early? It must be global warming.	1.1760	0.03778	125	105	18	2
1868	Looks like we're going to need the scarecrow.	1.1760	0.03778	125	105	18	2
1869	Those can’t be the first robins of Spring.	1.1760	0.03604	125	104	20	1
1870	Look, the Hansons are already flying north for the summer. We'd better get these starts in now!	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
1871	Hey hon,looks like the Johnsons are back from Florida.	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
1872	We’re going to need to rethink the scarecrow design.	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
1873	Baggage and fuselage are an extra charge.	1.1759	0.04892	108	95	7	6
1874	We better put up the scare bro	1.1757	0.04036	148	129	12	7
1875	Do you think we need a scarecrow?	1.1756	0.03672	131	110	19	2
1876	Look, the businessmen are migrating.	1.1756	0.03979	131	112	15	4
1877	I know airfares have skyrocketed, but really?	1.1756	0.04124	131	113	13	5
1878	Will our weed get us that high?	1.1756	0.04124	131	113	13	5
1879	I hope the Hendersons don't eat our seedlings again.	1.1756	0.04264	131	114	11	6
1880	Maybe we should try that Red Bull?	1.1756	0.03979	131	112	15	4
1881	Every spring our garden has a new predator.	1.1756	0.03829	131	111	17	3
1882	In typical fashion they are trying to one-up our drone.	1.1754	0.04360	114	98	12	4
1883	Your flying aunts are early this year.	1.1754	0.04178	114	97	14	3
1884	Aren't those the two that wrecked our birdbath last week?	1.1754	0.04178	114	97	14	3
1885	They're a little early this year, aren't they?	1.1754	0.04178	114	97	14	3
1886	Your in-laws have arrived	1.1754	0.04178	114	97	14	3
1887	I don't think I would be that happy with no-frills flying.	1.1754	0.04360	114	98	12	4
1888	There go the neighbors.	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
1889	In our day, youngsters didn't have helium enemas!	1.1750	0.04211	120	103	13	4
1890	I told you there was something different about Clark Kent's kids...	1.1750	0.04042	120	102	15	3
1891	They read online you could sky dive without a parachute.	1.1750	0.04042	120	102	15	3
1892	Snowbirds are early this year	1.1750	0.03864	120	101	17	2
1893	Well, it is that time of year...	1.1750	0.03864	120	101	17	2
1894	I told you we have been out in the sun too long....	1.1750	0.03864	120	101	17	2
1895	We may have started the garden a little late this year, Dear—the snowbirds are already back.	1.1750	0.03864	120	101	17	2
1896	At the hardware store Bob said the only alternative she gave him was going on Dr. Phil.	1.1750	0.04374	120	104	11	5
1897	planting the future together	1.1750	0.03864	120	101	17	2
1898	Guess it’s true what they say: Ida and Fred never sweat the details.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
1899	Looks like help has finally arrived	1.1748	0.04864	103	90	8	5
1900	It's just the Johnsons, up to another daring, ballsy Saturday as per usual. They are so like us.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
1901	Look, honey, it's the regular migration of CPAs heading to Bermuda after tax season.	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
1902	That's one way to lose out on frequent flier miles	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
1903	Adding to the methane problem !!	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
1904	I know what to do with that extra manure.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
1905	Republicans Flying North for The Primaries	1.1746	0.04376	126	110	10	6
1906	I thought about it, but they don't offer health insurance to freelance drones.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
1907	Flying back north for the summer I guess.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
1908	Huh. I read that AI generated content was going to be difficult to spot.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
1909	I think we finally managed to land a good batch of hemp plants	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
1910	I’m told they’re actually pretty intelligent.	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
1911	It's a sure sign of Spring. The Birdbrains have returned !	1.1743	0.04671	109	95	9	5
1912	You said we'd move when pigs fly. I'm not sure what this mean we should do.	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
1913	They were having so much fun, they forgot to pull the cord.	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
1914	I guess their superfoods aren't advertised in 'Home and Garden.'	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
1915	If we were meant to fly, God would never have invented gravity.	1.1743	0.04486	109	94	11	4
1916	I guess the internet was right, birds aren’t real!	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
1917	Grandpa always said "look to the sky for signs of the Apocalypse"	1.1742	0.03951	132	113	15	4
1918	The flying Wallendas are back - a sure sign of spring.	1.1742	0.03802	132	112	17	3
1919	Look, Martha, it's the Hendersons, back from Florida. You know it's Spring when the snowbirds return to New York.	1.1742	0.03951	132	113	15	4
1920	Looks like the snowbirds are right on schedule.	1.1742	0.03802	132	112	17	3
1921	Looks like the neighbors are back from the south.	1.1742	0.03646	132	111	19	2
1922	I preferred it when they used a private jet - it was harder to detect their smugness.	1.1739	0.04498	115	100	10	5
1923	To hell with the vegetables. We should be raising mushrooms.	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
1924	We should get a garage.	1.1739	0.03550	115	95	20	0
1925	Looks like the Thompsons have returned after flying south for the winter.	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
1926	That time of the year again, the Snow Birds are flying north.	1.1739	0.03696	138	117	18	3
1927	Looks like Frequent Flyers...	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
1928	I think we’ve lost the plot.	1.1739	0.04498	115	100	10	5
1929	Looks like the Bill and Janice are back from Florida.	1.1739	0.03836	138	118	16	4
1930	Just pray they're not vegans.	1.1739	0.03398	138	115	22	1
1931	Looks like they got over their fear of flying.	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
1932	I told you that weed killer made me feel high.	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
1933	It must be May 1 - the accountants are flying again.	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
1934	Birding looks more fun than gardening.	1.1739	0.03550	115	95	20	0
1935	They’re anti-social and anti-gravity.	1.1739	0.03759	115	96	18	1
1936	That vaccine has hit people quite differently	1.1736	0.04340	121	105	11	5
1937	It’s really hard to keep up with the Joneses when they’re growing shrooms.	1.1736	0.04179	121	104	13	4
1938	My best guess would be that they're near sighted.	1.1736	0.03651	121	101	19	1
1939	That's why I don't plant poppies.	1.1736	0.03835	121	102	17	2
1940	If these seeds they gave us are as good as they said they are we’ll be up there with them in a couple of months.	1.1736	0.04179	121	104	13	4
1941	Your brothers always feel like they can just drop in any time.	1.1736	0.04340	121	105	11	5
1942	I told you not to eat the seeds.	1.1736	0.04340	121	105	11	5
1943	How long have migrant laborers been white collar workers?	1.1732	0.03888	127	108	16	3
1944	Are those Snowbirds?	1.1732	0.03888	127	108	16	3
1945	Look! The Loons are flying South for the tourist season.	1.1732	0.04045	127	109	14	4
1946	Looks like the edibles are kicking in.	1.1732	0.04343	127	111	10	6
1947	Looks like the Supers are back from Florida.	1.1732	0.04343	127	111	10	6
1948	Look, it's the first jackasses of spring.	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
1949	Tell me you didn’t invite the Robbins to our garden party.	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
1950	Honey, hand me the Red Bull. I’m going up.	1.1731	0.04622	104	90	10	4
1951	The snowbirds are returning late this year.	1.1729	0.03775	133	113	17	3
1952	Those nosy neighbors are here again.	1.1729	0.03460	133	111	21	1
1953	I guess the markets are trending south this year.	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
1954	Look! It's raining people!	1.1727	0.04448	110	95	11	4
1955	Don’t worry. Those things don’t generally eat green leafy vegetables.	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
1956	The homeowners association is not going to approve this!	1.1727	0.03811	139	119	16	4
1957	You know it's spring when the Smiths fly north from Boca.	1.1727	0.03811	139	119	16	4
1958	I hate uninvited guests.	1.1727	0.03376	139	116	22	1
1959	You're sure these are the same beans the Carters planted?	1.1727	0.03811	139	119	16	4
1960	Oh look, more inane drones	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
1961	I told them to rent a bouncy house with a roof.	1.1724	0.04112	116	99	14	3
1962	There they go again -Patti and Bob showing off how they aren't the same as the rest of us in the neighborhood.	1.1724	0.04290	116	100	12	4
1963	Maybe we should just go to the dispensary and skip the growing season.	1.1724	0.04290	116	100	12	4
1964	I got to stop smokin' dope before gardening.	1.1724	0.04112	116	99	14	3
1965	My God, they’re scouting out our produce before we even plant it!	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
1966	I’m telling you Helen they’re worse then the rabbits	1.1724	0.04076	145	127	11	7
1967	Why do the Byrds fly south in Spring?	1.1724	0.04290	116	100	12	4
1968	I sure hope that dynamic duo’s wearing adult diapers.	1.1721	0.04147	122	105	13	4
1969	It's May - why are the uber-rich flying south already?	1.1721	0.03806	122	103	17	2
1970	they'll do anything to know what we are planting.	1.1721	0.04307	122	106	11	5
1971	I guess they really did find their natural high.	1.1721	0.03806	122	103	17	2
1972	I guess I should be glad that Mom and Pop found a new hobby.	1.1721	0.04147	122	105	13	4
1973	Looks like Florida’s policies have finally reversed the great migration.	1.1721	0.04147	122	105	13	4
1974	Birding ain't what it used to be.	1.1719	0.04312	128	112	10	6
1975	Glad I am wearing a hat this time.	1.1719	0.03527	128	107	20	1
1976	I hope I closed the skylight.	1.1719	0.03860	128	109	16	3
1977	Ugh… those entitled millennials thinking the rules don’t apply to them!	1.1719	0.03860	128	109	16	3
1978	Hope they don't like greens.	1.1719	0.04016	128	110	14	4
1979	The Rosenbergs are back from Florida.	1.1719	0.03860	128	109	16	3
1980	Being an empty nester doesn't look so bad after all.	1.1719	0.03697	128	108	18	2
1981	Fine for the Farquhars. They’re early adopters. But I’m at least two leases away from an invisible self-driving anti-gravity EV.	1.1719	0.03697	128	108	18	2
1982	Looks like the Florida Showbirds are back for the summer.	1.1719	0.03860	128	109	16	3
1983	The Johnsons are back from Florida.	1.1719	0.03697	128	108	18	2
1984	I didn't know that Comic-Con was in town this weekend.	1.1719	0.03860	128	109	16	3
1985	Do you think they'll be good pollinators?	1.1717	0.04771	99	86	9	4
1986	Quick, put a MAGA hat on the scarecrow.	1.1717	0.04549	99	85	11	3
1987	I see the neighbors have migrated back from Cancun.	1.1716	0.03749	134	114	17	3
1988	They're flying north already? Another sign of global warming.	1.1716	0.03437	134	112	21	1
1989	I’m getting really tired of these TikTok trends.	1.1716	0.03749	134	114	17	3
1990	Oh wow, there go the Canadian Lawyers flying South to Florida for hurricane season.	1.1716	0.04037	134	116	13	5
1991	I told you we should have taken the couples mutation session instead.	1.1716	0.03749	134	114	17	3
1992	I guess Mr. and Mrs. Pigg decided to test the principle once and for all.	1.1716	0.03896	134	115	15	4
1993	Looks like John and Joel are back from vacation in Ibiza.	1.1716	0.03437	134	112	21	1
1994	I’m sick and tired of these high flyers from the city lording it over us.	1.1716	0.03896	134	115	15	4
1995	Damn it, I thought you said snowbird season was over.	1.1716	0.03596	134	113	19	2
1996	Oh dear, I don't think only one parachute is going to help!	1.1716	0.03749	134	114	17	3
1997	I thought the flying lessons would require more equipment.	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
1998	Must be newlyweds.....	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
1999	Yeah,well,must be nice to have a gardener.	1.1714	0.04048	140	122	12	6
2000	Snowbirds are back, guess we have a home owners association meeting soon.	1.1714	0.03919	140	121	14	5
2001	Yeah, it's impressive. But the yelling "Up, up, and away" 15 times a day is getting old.	1.1714	0.03647	140	119	18	3
2002	Funny, I've always thought both the Hamiltons were a bit flighty.	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
2003	The corporate vultures are circling our local bank.	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
2004	Hey look, everything we are not.	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
2005	poor things must be victims of the adderall shortage	1.1714	0.03785	140	120	16	4
2006	They say they mate for life!	1.1712	0.03553	146	124	19	3
2007	Being full of hot air does give the Ericksons some advantage!	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
2008	Well, it looks like Icarus met somebody.	1.1712	0.04592	111	97	9	5
2009	Is pesticide considered a hallucinogen?	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
2010	Uh, oh - We’re gonna need a bigger scarecrow.	1.1712	0.04220	111	95	13	3
2011	The Wallendas are at it again.	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
2012	Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer the traditional scarecrow.	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
2013	I always knew our guardian angels were idiots.	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
2014	Yeah, but I bet they won't have home-grown radishes in the summer.	1.1709	0.04079	117	100	14	3
2015	No biggie. I do it in my sleep at least once a week.	1.1709	0.04426	117	102	10	5
2016	Unlike Pigeons,their droppings on your head are quite bad luck.	1.1709	0.04426	117	102	10	5
2017	You'd hope Bob and Myra would eventually get tired of flaunting all that air travel.	1.1709	0.03700	117	98	18	1
2018	I think they're checking to see whether we may be planting any Beyond Burger seeds.	1.1709	0.04079	117	100	14	3
2019	Look, Honey, the Swallows are back from Capistrano early this year.	1.1709	0.03894	117	99	16	2
2020	Their last kid must have just left for college.	1.1709	0.04426	117	102	10	5
2021	They’re saying it might just be their best crop yet!	1.1709	0.04589	117	103	8	6
2022	I’d like to have what they’re having.	1.1709	0.04256	117	101	12	4
2023	Do you think they know the chutes didn’t open…?	1.1709	0.04256	117	101	12	4
2024	Looks like the Joneses are flying back for the summer.	1.1709	0.03894	117	99	16	2
2025	Looks like those Anderson boys are getting high again.	1.1709	0.04256	117	101	12	4
2026	Looks like the Caplans are heading back here from their Arizona condo.	1.1707	0.04115	123	106	13	4
2027	I see the Nicholsons are back from Florida	1.1707	0.04274	123	107	11	5
2028	Migratory patterns are certainly changing, huh?	1.1707	0.04274	123	107	11	5
2029	Looks like we've got some cleaning up to do	1.1707	0.03950	123	105	15	3
2030	The Morrisons seem to fly off the handle at the drop of a hat!	1.1707	0.03950	123	105	15	3
2031	The government is getting less and less inconspicuous...	1.1707	0.03950	123	105	15	3
2032	Hey, the Wilsons are migrating back from Eastern Canada.	1.1705	0.03987	129	111	14	4
2033	Uh-oh, the vegetarians have arrived.	1.1705	0.04554	129	115	6	8
2034	Just don’t poop on our land	1.1705	0.03502	129	108	20	1
2035	Looks like the snowbirds are migrating north again.	1.1705	0.04280	129	113	10	6
2036	It's the Rapture!	1.1705	0.04136	129	112	12	5
2037	If only they knew, gardening is much more grounding.	1.1705	0.03832	129	110	16	3
2038	Is this the so-called flight simulator pilots train on?	1.1705	0.03987	129	111	14	4
2039	They're called snowbirds because they'll hit snow somewhere near Milwaukee.	1.1705	0.03987	129	111	14	4
2040	See? I knew we were on the right track with growing our own cannabis.	1.1704	0.04009	135	117	13	5
2041	Well...Capistrano has its swallows and we have our neighbors the Wilsons...	1.1704	0.03869	135	116	15	4
2042	Proof that you don’t need a parachute to skydive you only need one to skydive twice	1.1702	0.03893	141	122	14	5
2043	Fred and Martha return from Florida	1.1701	0.03660	147	126	17	4
2044	It's only AI	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
2045	Leave it to the Joneses to out-green us.	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
2046	So antigravity is a thing now?	1.1696	0.03988	112	95	15	2
2047	Looks like the Sparrow brothers are returning from Mexico.	1.1696	0.03781	112	94	17	1
2048	A sure sign of spring! The Hendersons are coming back from the South.	1.1696	0.03988	112	95	15	2
2049	Looks like we’re going to need the scarecrow again this year.	1.1696	0.04553	112	98	9	5
2050	The neighborhood is going to the Birds.	1.1696	0.03988	112	95	15	2
2051	I hate trampolines.	1.1696	0.04373	112	97	11	4
2052	We really don't have any privacy.	1.1696	0.03988	112	95	15	2
2053	That's our new neighbours. They live nest door.	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
2054	Yes, someone told me they were a really down to earth couple, too.	1.1696	0.04553	112	98	9	5
2055	I often wonder where they get the energy.	1.1696	0.03562	112	93	19	0
2056	That’s going to make great mulch!	1.1695	0.04047	118	101	14	3
2057	The weatherman didn’t say anything about this.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
2058	Isn't it early for the gliders to come back to Capistrano?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2059	Looks like the Snowdens are back from Tampa.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2060	Well! Fall came early.	1.1694	0.04084	124	107	13	4
2061	Looks like the grass really is better in the neighbours' yard.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2062	They’re having a good time!	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
2063	Well, they said they fly back in May.	1.1694	0.03570	124	104	19	1
2064	Climate change is confusing the snowbirds too now.	1.1692	0.03645	130	110	18	2
2065	The Pans are at it again."	1.1692	0.04106	130	113	12	5
2066	Relax, they'll be fertilizer in about 10 seconds...	1.1692	0.03805	130	111	16	3
2067	Drone clones	1.1692	0.03805	130	111	16	3
2068	He'd better pull the ripcord soon.	1.1692	0.03645	130	110	18	2
2069	Put up the GMO sign, that should keep them away.	1.1690	0.03600	142	121	18	3
2070	Hope they are wearing diapers!	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
2071	We are about to find out the meaning of terra firma.	1.1682	0.04500	107	93	10	4
2072	The fertilizer’s here.	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
2073	Why can’t they just take the Auto Train like everyone else?	1.1681	0.04151	113	97	13	3
2074	chat gpt says, ""Unbeknownst to the gardeners, two airborne acrobats pirouette above, adding an unexpected twist to their blossoming paradise."	1.1681	0.03751	113	95	17	1
2075	The Browns are off their medications again.	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
2076	Well, I think they're headed for uncharted territory.	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
2077	Please tell me you didn’t forget to pull the car into the garage garage again.	1.1681	0.04151	113	97	13	3
2078	Looks like "keeping up with the Joneses" just took on a whole new meaning.	1.1681	0.04337	113	98	11	4
2079	The new iPhone feature, iCloud 9.	1.1681	0.04516	113	99	9	5
2080	Time for the snowbirds to return home.	1.1681	0.04015	119	102	14	3
2081	Soaring to new heights certainly isn't what it used to be.	1.1681	0.03643	119	100	18	1
2082	Get my shotgun!	1.1681	0.04015	119	102	14	3
2083	People will try anything to get out of gardening.	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
2084	Where's a Pterodactyl when you need one?!	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
2085	Just not my style!	1.1681	0.04015	119	102	14	3
2086	Who you gonna call? Cropdusters!	1.1681	0.03442	119	99	20	0
2087	I hope the 'chutes work this time	1.1681	0.04015	119	102	14	3
2088	OK, this legal marijuana thing is really starting to get out of hand.	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
2089	I hear that they're frequent fliers.	1.1681	0.04015	119	102	14	3
2090	I thought the Johnsons had already flown South for the winter.	1.1681	0.04015	119	102	14	3
2091	Stupid snow birds.	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
2092	They're over my car again!	1.1681	0.04015	119	102	14	3
2093	Hmm, I guess those Red Bull folks weren’t kidding.	1.1681	0.04356	119	104	10	5
2094	Looks like the Wrong brothers are at it again	1.1681	0.04189	119	103	12	4
2095	It’s amazing what you can get Harlan Crow to pay for,	1.1681	0.04356	119	104	10	5
2096	I keep telling Bob you can’t trust chatGPT	1.1681	0.04015	119	102	14	3
2097	It may be a great neighborhood but the skydiving schools are terrible.	1.1681	0.04356	119	104	10	5
2098	The Crowes are home.	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
2099	The Andersons weren't kidding when they said they might drop in.	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
2100	I think our scarecrow needs a new look this year.	1.1680	0.04210	125	109	11	5
2101	The Canadians are migrating north early this year.	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
2102	Looks like the Snowbirds are coming back from Florida	1.1680	0.04054	125	108	13	4
2103	I'll get the feed.	1.1680	0.03544	125	105	19	1
2104	...Looks like Stan and Ruth are back from their winter nest !	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
2105	Ah Spring! And here come the Schmecklers back from hibernation.	1.1679	0.03619	131	111	18	2
2106	Either their bliss is way ungrounded or we are way too grounded.	1.1679	0.03778	131	112	16	3
2107	I've never felt more grounded.	1.1679	0.03778	131	112	16	3
2108	Now I see why they established the HOA.	1.1679	0.03453	131	110	20	1
2109	I hope those noisy skydivers don't decide to nest in our yard again.	1.1679	0.03930	131	113	14	4
2110	You said you liked them -- they were so down-to-earth. I told you they'd he up there by Tuesday.	1.1679	0.03673	137	117	17	3
2111	Looks like the snow birds just flew back in town.	1.1679	0.03524	137	116	19	2
2112	I will stick with gardening.	1.1667	0.04263	108	93	12	3
2113	I told our silly neighbours human flight is impossible but they never listen to anything I have to say.	1.1667	0.03804	120	102	16	2
2114	The cost is going through the roof…	1.1667	0.03804	120	102	16	2
2115	Look who's back for the summer.	1.1667	0.04048	132	115	12	5
2116	There go the Finkelsteins, migrating to Florida again.	1.1667	0.03902	132	114	14	4
2117	How do we catch up with the Jones's this time?	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
2118	Remember the old days? Now drones evolve to more human-looking every week.	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
2119	I wonder how much that cost the FBI.	1.1667	0.03695	126	107	17	2
2120	The Cranes are back for the summer.	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
2121	I knew the dispensary was a bad idea.	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
2122	Must be Spring. The Weavers are back from Bocca.	1.1667	0.03751	132	113	16	3
2123	Ah. The snowbirds are back.	1.1667	0.03924	114	97	15	2
2124	Hey! We don't have room in our garden for face plants.	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
2125	Snowbirds. Apparently they’re fed up with the culture wars in Florida.	1.1667	0.03804	120	102	16	2
2126	I see the Snow Birds have returned.	1.1667	0.04328	126	111	9	6
2127	People like that take the fun out of casual bird-watching	1.1667	0.04024	126	109	13	4
2128	They won’t be smiling in 0.01 seconds	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
2129	See, didn't I always say those two were full of hot air?	1.1667	0.04324	132	117	8	7
2130	Birds aren't real... those must be spy planes!	1.1667	0.03835	108	91	16	1
2131	You did say they are full of hot air.	1.1667	0.03791	138	119	15	4
2132	I think it's the vogels from over on Elm St	1.1667	0.03695	126	107	17	2
2133	I know airlines are trying to cut costs but this is getting ridiculous.	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
2134	I guess the summer people are back.	1.1667	0.03751	132	113	16	3
2135	I would've wished to teleport	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
2136	Did you tell them we have an airport now?	1.1667	0.03924	114	97	15	2
2137	Remember when WE used to fly around in the spring?	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
2138	"Oh oh! We're going to need something stronger than weed-killer this year."	1.1667	0.03863	126	108	15	3
2139	Parachutes are so last season.	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
2140	Look at that, Edna, the Nelsons’ finally got their nesting basement millenials out.	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
2141	You know they say, “When the Swansons fly east, a storm’s coming from the west”	1.1667	0.03902	132	114	14	4
2142	I knew they were getting high, but this is ridiculous!	1.1667	0.04156	120	104	12	4
2143	NOW it’s Spring! The Morgans are back from Florida!	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
2144	More snowbirds, and we haven’t even planted the peas yet!	1.1667	0.03616	120	101	18	1
2145	It started happening right after the McDougal's came back from their Ayahuasca retreat."	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
2146	Wow! Anything to get out of Community Gardening day.	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
2147	Looks like Icarus Air is back in business.	1.1667	0.04156	120	104	12	4
2148	Now that's what I call getting high!	1.1667	0.04301	114	99	11	4
2149	Those two just keep yakking about how great commuting is.	1.1667	0.04156	120	104	12	4
2150	Just when you think you've seen it all...	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
2151	Our new neighbors Clark and Lois sure are very flighty.	1.1667	0.04263	108	93	12	3
2152	Earl and Judy contemplate another annoying summer chasing the Mitchells out of their garden.	1.1667	0.04478	114	100	9	5
2153	No vegetables for Judy or Phil	1.1667	0.03863	126	108	15	3
2154	They keep flying off with our worms.	1.1667	0.03804	120	102	16	2
2155	Inflation must have gone up again, dear	1.1667	0.04024	126	109	13	4
2156	We’re not planting too soon. The Miller’s are back.	1.1667	0.03616	120	101	18	1
2157	That's Sergeant Smith! Well, looks like we owe Robbie a hamster.	1.1656	0.03482	157	135	18	4
2158	The snowbirds are showing up earlier and earlier every year.	1.1655	0.03792	145	126	14	5
2159	I just hope they don't build a nest in the gutters.	1.1655	0.03901	139	121	13	5
2160	Drifters, blowing in the wind. No purpose, no objective.	1.1655	0.03901	139	121	13	5
2161	They are one step ahead of the electric airplane.	1.1654	0.03725	133	114	16	3
2162	Looks like the Smiths are dropping in.	1.1654	0.03875	133	115	14	4
2163	They’re back	1.1654	0.03406	133	112	20	1
2164	Oh no! I just had the car washed.	1.1654	0.04019	133	116	12	5
2165	Douche bag season is early this year	1.1654	0.03875	133	115	14	4
2166	I guess the snowbirds are back!	1.1654	0.03668	127	108	17	2
2167	Honey,maybe we should start growing mushroom	1.1654	0.03834	127	109	15	3
2168	Remember when I called you from the carwash with that wild story?	1.1654	0.03668	127	108	17	2
2169	It's already that time for the return of the snowbirds.	1.1654	0.03994	127	110	13	4
2170	Oh look Annie. It must be spring. The Obriens are flying north!	1.1654	0.03834	127	109	15	3
2171	Just don’t stand below the nest.	1.1654	0.03668	127	108	17	2
2172	Well, it looks like we'd better buy some strong bird-netting this year.	1.1654	0.04148	127	111	11	5
2173	In our day that is not what we meant when we said we were high!	1.1654	0.03994	127	110	13	4
2174	Those damned lucid dreamers again.	1.1653	0.04124	121	105	12	4
2175	Airbnb's new look?	1.1653	0.04124	121	105	12	4
2176	Those new cannabis strains are really something.	1.1653	0.03391	121	101	20	0
2177	Looks like the sunbirds are back again.	1.1653	0.03775	121	103	16	2
2178	I've heard of jumping into spring but this seems ridiculous!	1.1653	0.03588	121	102	18	1
2179	Were there any other properties in this herb you didn’t mention?	1.1653	0.03775	121	103	16	2
2180	See what happens when they legalize pot!	1.1653	0.03775	121	103	16	2
2181	It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Harry and Estelle."	1.1653	0.03775	121	103	16	2
2182	The Hendersons have returned early this year, so we'll have to put out the scarecrow.	1.1653	0.04288	121	106	10	5
2183	They are so fly.	1.1653	0.03775	121	103	16	2
2184	Quick Susan get the 12 gauge!	1.1653	0.03775	121	103	16	2
2185	Don't worry, the giant taxidermied crow will keep them from landing in our garden."	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
2186	I hope they don't poop our our car again!	1.1652	0.04266	115	100	11	4
2187	One for sorrow, two for joy...	1.1652	0.03478	115	96	19	0
2188	I warned them about getting high on that new weed!! But kids never listen!!	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
2189	Before you know it ....it will be pigs!!!!!	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
2190	They better not land in this garden.	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
2191	You know it's spring when you see the Thompsons migrate back from Florida.	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
2192	It comes with membership in the country club.	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
2193	More highfliers ruining the neighborhood.	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
2194	I suspect they'll be getting planted too.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
2195	Well, they’re not birds or planes.	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
2196	Look! It's the Smiths! When did they learn how to honk like that?	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
2197	So what? They're not pollinators.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
2198	It’s nice to see people returning to air travel.	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
2199	Does my black suit need to be pressed?	1.1651	0.04423	109	95	10	4
2200	Odd to see more white flight while in-town prices are still rising.	1.1651	0.04423	109	95	10	4
2201	Why, it's a rare spring sighting of the skydivamus nerdaii!	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
2202	Well,,, I did tell them to drop in anytime	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
2203	I don't think that's what they meant by "Mile High Club."	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
2204	It’s the ‘nevermore’ guys again.	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
2205	On the positive side, their guano is great fertilizer.	1.1650	0.04596	103	90	9	4
2206	I was right!…I knew that wasn’t bird droppings on my car.	1.1642	0.03991	134	117	12	5
2207	I knew Bob was right about mushrooms instead of turnips.	1.1642	0.03991	134	117	12	5
2208	Daedalus has got to stop teaching his kids to fly	1.1641	0.04117	128	112	11	5
2209	I'm sick and tired of their droppings.	1.1641	0.03641	128	109	17	2
2210	I’m so over the Joneses; I don’t even want to keep up anymore.	1.1641	0.04117	128	112	11	5
2211	Somebody at that new parachute school keeps forgetting to tell its students they're supposed to open the darn thing.	1.1641	0.03807	128	110	15	3
2212	If they wanna get high, I wish they'd do it somewhere else.	1.1641	0.03965	128	111	13	4
2213	I see the Andersons are flying south for the winter again.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2214	Yes, they are going to be worse than the deer.	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2215	I see the Byrds are returning from Florida.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2216	Looks like that new dispensary in town has opened.”	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2217	So that explains why nothing ever grows.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2218	Frequent flyer awards have gotten out of hand.	1.1639	0.04255	122	107	10	5
2219	We're gonna need a forty-foot scarecrow.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2220	If their chutes don't open, I'm going inside.	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
2221	Winter already?	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
2222	The Johnsons are going south for the winter then?	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
2223	I didn’t realize that was a recommended COVID option	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
2224	Look honey, the Feldman's are back from Florida early this year.	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
2225	They are held up by blow dryers in their back yard!	1.1638	0.04232	116	101	11	4
2226	Smith's coming back from winter in Florida.	1.1638	0.03451	116	97	19	0
2227	They’re migrating north earlier this year. Must be global warming.	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
2228	It's those awful happy honeymooners coming back to earth!	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
2229	The snowbirds are headed back North.	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
2230	You were right: We have to update our scarecrow	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
2231	As long as they don't poop on the garden, I'm good with it.	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
2232	I bet they're the new AI Chatbots I've been reading about.	1.1636	0.04385	110	96	10	4
2233	Our neighbors are perennial showoffs!	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
2234	They make everything look so easy.	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
2235	Well, retirement looks different for everyone.	1.1636	0.03771	110	93	16	1
2236	Those snow birds are back early	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
2237	You told them we don't need any fertilizer, right?	1.1636	0.04385	110	96	10	4
2238	We're ancient civilization now	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
2239	I thought they said it was just 'microdosing' .	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
2240	Look Doris! Never Trumpeter Swans.	1.1635	0.04555	104	91	9	4
2241	You always said they looked down on us.	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
2242	Flapping your arms does not make you Robins.	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
2243	Look,the neighborhood drones are out.	1.1635	0.04948	104	93	5	6
2244	Honey, I think the Johnsons are taking the neighborhood watch a little too seriously "	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
2245	Yep, you’ll always see the males first each spring.	1.1633	0.04743	98	86	8	4
2246	Look at that. Lightweight showing off.	1.1631	0.03715	141	122	15	4
2247	There sure is a lot of hot air at the Jones.	1.1631	0.03715	141	122	15	4
2248	Well, if the Snowbirds aren’t back from Arizona.	1.1630	0.03674	135	116	16	3
2249	These motherfuckers…	1.1628	0.03936	129	112	13	4
2250	Global warming has them come back early this year	1.1628	0.03779	129	111	15	3
2251	She's taking him home to meet the family	1.1626	0.03718	123	105	16	2
2252	The snowbirds are back a little early this year.	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
2253	With those misshapen peckers I don't think the tomatoes will be in any danger.	1.1626	0.04222	123	108	10	5
2254	You know it is fall when the Hendersons head down to Florida.	1.1626	0.04061	123	107	12	4
2255	Cliff Swallow and his wife are early this year.	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2256	These Gen5 drones are amazing!	1.1626	0.03718	123	105	16	2
2257	The Swallows have returned.	1.1626	0.03535	123	104	18	1
2258	How Gen X Copes With Trauma: Exhibits A & B	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2259	The "Summer People" migrating in already?	1.1626	0.03718	123	105	16	2
2260	it's Jim and Pete, the first Reubens of Spring	1.1626	0.04377	123	109	8	6
2261	What are they feeding the birds these days?	1.1626	0.03718	123	105	16	2
2262	I think they're headed to the Johnson's bird feeder.	1.1624	0.04018	117	101	13	3
2263	Those two are really living, for the moment.	1.1624	0.03831	117	100	15	2
2264	Oh great, the first jerks of spring.	1.1624	0.03633	117	99	17	1
2265	Isn’t it early in the season for the return of the snowbirds?	1.1624	0.04018	117	101	13	3
2266	Look, up in the air. It's Gerd, it's Dwayne	1.1624	0.04018	117	101	13	3
2267	Couldn’t they have just sent drones ?	1.1624	0.03633	117	99	17	1
2268	I think they took too much Ozempic.	1.1624	0.03831	117	100	15	2
2269	You know it's time to plant the tomatoes when the Johnsons migrate back from Fort Meyers.	1.1624	0.03633	117	99	17	1
2270	Can you imagine...how much their health insurance must be?	1.1624	0.04198	117	102	11	4
2271	We’ll see whose smiling when these Hydangreas fly up in spring	1.1624	0.04018	117	101	13	3
2272	We're right on time with our spring planting...the Finches have returned from Pompano Beach.	1.1622	0.03594	148	128	16	4
2273	Those new organic beans will do that to you.	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
2274	and there envious of us. sure	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
2275	The O'Brien's winter sowing project turned out way better than ours.	1.1622	0.03740	111	94	16	1
2276	i guess the Robinsons are back for the summer.	1.1622	0.04155	111	96	12	3
2277	Yes, we have an empty nest, but I didn't expect them to flyaway!	1.1622	0.04155	111	96	12	3
2278	Global warming is really messing up migration!	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
2279	Skydivers have changed recently.	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
2280	Some more passengers from that discount airline that won't pay for an airport terminal.	1.1620	0.03691	142	123	15	4
2281	Looks like the Hendersons are returning from their Winter home	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
2282	The Bobbins are out early this year.	1.1619	0.04514	105	92	9	4
2283	Well look who’s finally migrated back from West Palm.	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
2284	Empty nest newbies, for sure	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
2285	What day did they ask us to help hold that safety net?	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
2286	I have a feeling they won't be returning next spring.	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
2287	They won't make it to the next fall, honey"	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
2288	There goes the neighborhood	1.1618	0.03936	136	119	12	5
2289	Just flew in for the mating season>	1.1618	0.03496	136	116	18	2
2290	Ever since George and Ellen added those extra springs to their trampoline they can't stay grounded.	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
2291	I guess telecommuting just got easier.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
2292	I don’t see any red belly.	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
2293	They have really carried this lucid dreaming business too far.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
2294	See there Joan, that will be us once we harvest the buds	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
2295	That's the second time our neighbors have been higher than a kite.	1.1615	0.03752	130	112	15	3
2296	Well, well, the snowbirds return.	1.1615	0.03590	130	111	17	2
2297	Damn, is it winter already?	1.1615	0.03590	130	111	17	2
2298	Look at that, the last of the snowbirds are coming home!	1.1613	0.03864	124	107	14	3
2299	Well, I see the snowbirds are finally heading back...	1.1613	0.03508	124	105	18	1
2300	The snowbirds are migrating back north a little early this year.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
2301	If they crash here we won't need to buy fertilizer.	1.1613	0.04030	124	108	12	4
2302	So they have a trampoline. Big deal.	1.1613	0.03508	124	105	18	1
2303	That's not going to be good for neighborhood property values.	1.1613	0.03691	124	106	16	2
2304	Sure, but are they grounded ?	1.1613	0.03691	124	106	16	2
2305	Ah, the Geesemans are flying north...a sure sign of spring!	1.1610	0.04164	118	103	11	4
2306	Break out the scarecrow, honey. The birds have their human suits on again.”	1.1610	0.04335	118	104	9	5
2307	Oh dear, Aren’t they Tucker Carlson and Kary Lake at the Mega universe?	1.1610	0.03986	118	102	13	3
2308	That explains why there is never a car in their garage	1.1610	0.04335	118	104	9	5
2309	It looks like Clark has finished training Lois.	1.1610	0.04164	118	103	11	4
2310	Look! Snow birds are back.	1.1610	0.03800	118	101	15	2
2311	They DID say they're flying south for a vacation.	1.1610	0.03605	118	100	17	1
2312	If they think I'm going to keep filling that bird feeder every day, they're very much mistaken.	1.1610	0.04164	118	103	11	4
2313	It looks like the Swallows have returned from Capistrano	1.1610	0.04164	118	103	11	4
2314	Look Martha, sky diving is like sex- exhilarating, but over in a few minutes! Gardening on the other hand is like work-exhausting, but over in a few decades!	1.1610	0.03605	118	100	17	1
2315	The Smiths are having that flying dream again.	1.1610	0.03986	118	102	13	3
2316	Maybe we should invest in a greenhouse.	1.1610	0.03986	118	102	13	3
2317	With AI and global warming, executives are retraining as pollinators."	1.1610	0.03986	118	102	13	3
2318	Do we have any psychedelic seeds?	1.1607	0.03486	112	94	18	0
2319	I thought they would be missing something by just growing mushrooms indoors, but the Jamesons may be on to something.”	1.1607	0.04311	112	98	10	4
2320	You think they’re coming home to rooost?	1.1607	0.03920	112	96	14	2
2321	They told me they were going south for the winter.	1.1606	0.03473	137	117	18	2
2322	It’s probably time to deploy the parachutes.	1.1606	0.03769	137	119	14	4
2323	He's been flying high since he got a promotion at work.	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
2324	And you said we needed a fence.	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
2325	The McCombies have really taken the snowbird thing to a new level, haven't they?.	1.1604	0.04474	106	93	9	4
2326	The Snowbirds are early this year.	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
2327	The MacFarlands sure spot the updrafts	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
2328	Drone delivery is certainly upping there game this year	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
2329	Hope there aren’t any droppings from them! Maybe Hard Hats are in order.	1.1600	0.04000	125	109	12	4
2330	We're going to need more plants.	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
2331	The open house invite clearly states it starts at 2:30,NOT 10:30!!!	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
2332	Confused snowbirds I presume!	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
2333	Is a bird? Is it a plane? No. It’s those new spy balloons!	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
2334	It’s the cheapskate Byrds returning from their Winter vacation.	1.1600	0.03835	125	108	14	3
2335	We must be closer to Capistrano than I thought.	1.1600	0.03663	125	107	16	2
2336	They finished their chores early.	1.1600	0.03663	125	107	16	2
2337	They'd better not crush my magnolias.	1.1600	0.03292	125	105	20	0
2338	I see the Smiths took that job with Amazon as package delivery drones.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
2339	hope he doesn’t get to close to the sun	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
2340	And they get frequent flyer miles too!	1.1597	0.04620	119	107	5	7
2341	Bet they land on the gummy feeder.	1.1597	0.03955	119	103	13	3
2342	Last year it was flying monkeys.	1.1597	0.03771	119	102	15	2
2343	Luckily we're not planting marijuana.	1.1597	0.03955	119	103	13	3
2344	The only way to fly.	1.1597	0.03771	119	102	15	2
2345	Well,..it’s certainly more personal than a drone.	1.1597	0.03955	119	103	13	3
2346	Wow, John and Mary are flying back early this spring.	1.1597	0.03771	119	102	15	2
2347	There they go again. Pretending they’re better than everybody else.	1.1597	0.04131	119	104	11	4
2348	I think those are the new manned drones.	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
2349	The snow birds must be returning to Canada.	1.1593	0.04086	113	98	12	3
2350	Hand me the muskmelon seeds.	1.1593	0.03888	113	97	14	2
2351	Do we complain to the FAA or the HOA?	1.1593	0.03888	113	97	14	2
2352	They will be menacing the garden soon enough.	1.1593	0.03888	113	97	14	2
2353	They may be going to the Caribbean, but don't they know it's off-season?	1.1593	0.04086	113	98	12	3
2354	I'll bet they won't come back when we have too many zucchini.	1.1593	0.04275	113	99	10	4
2355	We’ll never keep up with the Joneses now.	1.1593	0.03888	113	97	14	2
2356	We could migrate every winter just like Mitch and Julie, but you simply refuse to fly.	1.1593	0.04086	113	98	12	3
2357	I see the Byrds are back from Florida.	1.1591	0.03539	132	113	17	2
2358	Fly, monkees, Fly!	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
2359	The snowbirds are returning from Florida.	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
2360	I think they are going to plant themselves in the neighbor's yard.	1.1589	0.04434	107	94	9	4
2361	they used to fly kites, things have progressed	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
2362	At least they don't crap on my windshield.	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
2363	I can’t wait till we’re not grounded !!!!	1.1587	0.03807	126	109	14	3
2364	You know, maybe we should consider the helium colonic too.	1.1587	0.04278	126	112	8	6
2365	Every since the dispensary opened, those two have been high as a kite	1.1587	0.03970	126	110	12	4
2366	Wait until the Jones discover that their favorite pond is now a parking lot.	1.1587	0.03970	126	110	12	4
2367	The snow birds are back for the summer.	1.1587	0.04278	126	112	8	6
2368	Spring certainly came early this year	1.1587	0.03807	126	109	14	3
2369	I like their Spring ritual better!	1.1587	0.03457	126	107	18	1
2370	Someone in the office told me they were high-flyers.	1.1587	0.03636	126	108	16	2
2371	Uh-oh, it doesn't look good. The vulture capitalists are circling.	1.1586	0.03749	145	127	13	5
2372	So that's what has been eating all the food from the garden.	1.1584	0.04610	101	89	8	4
2373	Looks like our Snow Bird neighbors have returned from Florid.	1.1584	0.04390	101	88	10	3
2374	It's a good thing I'm not washing the car until Thursday.	1.1583	0.03924	120	104	13	3
2375	Hope they don’t see us planting these cannabis plants.	1.1583	0.03924	120	104	13	3
2376	Well, at least the kids aren't throwing baseballs through windows.	1.1583	0.03742	120	103	15	2
2377	The year passed so fast.	1.1583	0.03346	120	101	19	0
2378	What are they taking, and where can I get it?	1.1583	0.03924	120	104	13	3
2379	That's fine, as long as they don't land here and try to eat the seedlings.	1.1583	0.03924	120	104	13	3
2380	Those parachutes better open fast!	1.1583	0.04266	120	106	9	5
2381	The Canadian “Snowbirds” are returning early!	1.1583	0.03924	120	104	13	3
2382	Well, I guess now we know what the Mallorys planted this year.	1.1583	0.03550	120	102	17	1
2383	I thought I was only dreaming last night.	1.1583	0.03346	120	101	19	0
2384	I thought all the Dodos were extinct!	1.1583	0.04099	120	105	11	4
2385	The droppings are the worst part..	1.1583	0.04266	120	106	9	5
2386	Must be another sale on Red Bull at the Quickie Mart	1.1583	0.03718	139	121	14	4
2387	Looks like the Friedmans are back from Florida.	1.1579	0.03514	133	114	17	2
2388	Every spring the Young's thoughts turn to fancy flights.	1.1579	0.03514	133	114	17	2
2389	Sure, but how good are there heirloom tomatoes	1.1579	0.04053	114	99	12	3
2390	That’s AI’s answer to more efficient drones.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
2391	Snowbirds are returning.	1.1579	0.03761	95	80	15	0
2392	Maybe what your cousins said about flying in last night wasn't a joke after all?	1.1579	0.03856	114	98	14	2
2393	They flock to every yard sale.”	1.1579	0.04240	114	100	10	4
2394	I thought they were kidding us about the flubber.	1.1579	0.04240	114	100	10	4
2395	The turkey vultures are back!	1.1579	0.04053	114	99	12	3
2396	It must be 4/20	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
2397	....SPLAT!	1.1579	0.03650	114	97	16	1
2398	The THC in the soil is getting to me	1.1579	0.04053	114	99	12	3
2399	I think the Logans have mastered AI.	1.1575	0.03432	127	108	18	1
2400	They say it's the high rents that get them migrating.	1.1575	0.04096	127	112	10	5
2401	No, I don’t love it when geeks fly overhead.	1.1575	0.03610	127	109	16	2
2402	What off-earth are they flapping about now?	1.1575	0.03941	127	111	12	4
2403	I still don't see how growing our own tarragon will be more of a rush.	1.1575	0.03610	127	109	16	2
2404	Better close the curtains tonight.	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
2405	Look, the Weinbergs are back from Florida.	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
2406	So odd.” “I know. They usually don’t fly in pairs.	1.1574	0.03521	108	91	17	0
2407	So much for the wall at our southern border	1.1574	0.04395	108	95	9	4
2408	Jeez, people will really try to be anything but themselves	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
2409	I don't think we can keep up with the Jones.	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
2410	There they go again! Why can't the Robertsons just land in the Target parking lot like everyone else?	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
2411	How much did you put in those brownies?	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
2412	The “Flying Rapinski’s” are just getting home from work at the circus.	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
2413	There go our attorneys again.	1.1574	0.04773	108	97	5	6
2414	I'm calling the HOA. Self flight twelve feet above the fenceline is the maximum allowed in THIS community!	1.1574	0.04395	108	95	9	4
2415	Looks like the Snow birds are arriving early this year	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
2416	Get ready for another joke about their tired arms.	1.1574	0.04588	108	96	7	5
2417	Guess we shouldn’t have passed on those magic beans.	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
2418	Oh, that Geese family!	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2419	Yeah, netting would be a good start."	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2420	Remember when snow birds used to show off with RVs?	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2421	Perhaps they packed each other's parachutes .	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
2422	Keeping up with the Joneses just got harder.	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2423	You know that whole keeping up with the Jones’…	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2424	The Jehovah's Witnesses are back honey	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2425	Really! The lengths they'll go to, to "just drop in."	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2426	Looks like the Stewarts will be home early today.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2427	I wonder how their Marriage Retreat went?	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
2428	I see the Wilson’s are migrating home	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
2429	The snowbirds look so happy to be back!	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2430	It doesn’t matter if you’re left ou right. We need both wings to fly.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2431	We must keep planting to counter the rising jet packers!	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
2432	Looks like like the summer migration has started.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
2433	Same day, every spring, our snowbird neighbors return with that smug look.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
2434	We could use that to get into the garden after we put up the deer fence.	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
2435	It looks like the Nelsons are headed north for the summer.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
2436	Wow, state-of-the-art drones! Now available in Dumb and Dumber.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
2437	LSD and skydiving don't mix.	1.1565	0.04205	115	101	10	4
2438	Jack and Judy Flyby are back in town.	1.1565	0.04020	115	100	12	3
2439	Sue thought to herself "Maybe staying grounded is not as much fun after all."	1.1565	0.04020	115	100	12	3
2440	I thought you said the Millers were empty nesters?	1.1565	0.03620	115	98	16	1
2441	Don't tell the Joneses the circus is in town, they'll think they've missed the rapture.	1.1565	0.04020	115	100	12	3
2442	Wonder how much THIS cost	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
2443	We'd better reinforce the protective netting. They'll be migrating back for harvest time.	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
2444	Is this some tick tack challenge? ??	1.1565	0.03620	115	98	16	1
2445	I think they're about to get planted, too	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
2446	Ever since they renewed their vows, they’ve been taking this “mate for life” thing awfully seriously.	1.1562	0.03751	128	111	14	3
2447	May they land in tall weeds.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
2448	Every damn year - the minute we start planting, the snowbirds descend.	1.1562	0.04759	96	85	7	4
2449	Another sign of spring.	1.1560	0.04357	109	96	9	4
2450	Do you think they are Trumpy Swans?	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
2451	...uh oh...looks like the Mayweather's are having another drone party, Where are the kids?...	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
2452	That privacy fence was a waste of money.	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
2453	Here come Jack and Jane Sparrow,back from Florida.	1.1560	0.04548	109	97	7	5
2454	The neighbors know we're happy to just share our vegetables, right?	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
2455	Hon, do you know where the BB-gun is?	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
2456	I always knew they were birdbrains!	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
2457	I thought they said they were driving to town.....!	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
2458	I went to high school with those guys and look at them now!	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
2459	We'd better plant these rubber trees in the front garden too	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
2460	The Snow Birds are returning	1.1557	0.04036	122	107	11	4
2461	That's why I'd rather plant cannabis than carrots.	1.1557	0.04036	122	107	11	4
2462	The sky is always bluer on the other side.	1.1557	0.03685	122	105	15	2
2463	I thought you told me the Jensens never fly private.	1.1557	0.03864	122	106	13	3
2464	Here they come again! Droning on and on and on as usual.	1.1557	0.03685	122	105	15	2
2465	Dan... these ayuasca plants are hitting fast	1.1556	0.03842	90	76	14	0
2466	I can’t believe this stuff is legal.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
2467	I guess Red Bull really does give you wings.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
2468	Look the Johnson's are back from winter migration!	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
2469	I wish there were some way to tell them not to land in Ned's corn field.	1.1553	0.03587	103	87	16	0
2470	The Borowitzes always take the best vacations. Sigh.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
2471	I heard that Apple upgraded Airplane Mode on the new iPhone!	1.1553	0.04525	103	91	8	4
2472	We said we’d quit when pigs fly…what do we do now?	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
2473	Okay, Icarus. Do what you want.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
2474	Think it's so amazing? You should see what they did to my car.	1.1552	0.04171	116	102	10	4
2475	So much for Artificial Intelligence...	1.1552	0.03987	116	101	12	3
2476	Those overachiever Harrisons are avoiding the drive to work now.	1.1552	0.04171	116	102	10	4
2477	Looks like the Hendersons are back from Miami.	1.1552	0.03987	116	101	12	3
2478	The mushrooms are kicking in	1.1552	0.03591	116	99	16	1
2479	I'll never fly commercial again.	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
2480	I believe the Sedgewicks have fledged.	1.1552	0.03591	116	99	16	1
2481	Thank goodness they are heading back north for the summer.	1.1552	0.03987	116	101	12	3
2482	Well, I see the Burnhams are heading back from their Florida winter home ...	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
2483	Oh no, looks like they are going towards the sun	1.1552	0.04171	116	102	10	4
2484	The Peterman's are back rather late this year.	1.1550	0.03724	129	112	14	3
2485	Come to think of it, last week our neighbors did tell me that they were taking flying lessons	1.1550	0.04184	129	115	8	6
2486	What kind of scarecrow are we going to need for that?	1.1549	0.03644	142	124	14	4
2487	Like those mechanical drones weren't annoying enough!	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
2488	Good grief! That new wait loss drug is awesome!	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
2489	“I’m telling you Miriam, the Chinese have some advanced technology!”	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
2490	Speaking of squash ...	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
2491	Quick! Grab the bucket. Their droppings make great fertilizer.	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
2492	The next generation of droneGPT doesn't seem that intelligent	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
2493	I’m sure it’s not as fun as it looks, Barb	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
2494	I guess the last snowbirds are returning.	1.1545	0.04122	110	96	11	3
2495	I'd still prefer our garden plot to their burial plot"	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
2496	It’s the newest AI drone	1.1545	0.04122	110	96	11	3
2497	Hey, sweetie, would you look at that?" "Oh, not those damn birds again! We should have gotten the scarecrow like I told you!	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
2498	Crow's on holiday again while the rest of us labor in the fields	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
2499	Oh, it looks like the Browns are returning from their winter home.	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
2500	Maybe we should fence off the mushrooms after all.	1.1545	0.03695	110	94	15	1
2501	Do they think they can just drop in any old time?	1.1545	0.04320	110	97	9	4
2502	One Parachute, the other Ohh Shoot	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
2503	Here comes those snow-birds, Petersons, back from Colombia.	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
2504	Idiots don't know north from south.	1.1545	0.04122	110	96	11	3
2505	There is ONE bad thing about legal pot. I just hate it when they forget to pull the ripcord.	1.1545	0.04168	123	109	9	5
2506	Fascists.	1.1545	0.04005	123	108	11	4
2507	It's going to rain - the Millers are flying low...	1.1545	0.03835	123	107	13	3
2508	We better put up the scaredog	1.1545	0.03835	123	107	13	3
2509	We’ll see you next spring	1.1545	0.03835	123	107	13	3
2510	They migrate every spring.	1.1538	0.03563	117	100	16	1
2511	Ever since the Cohens met that genie, I thought I'd really resent them. All the flying, the money. But oddly, whenever I'm around Jared I have this powerful urge to suck his dick. All he'd have to do is ask. Anyway, I wonder what his third wish was.	1.1538	0.04153	130	116	8	6
2512	Ah, first Snowbirds of spring	1.1538	0.03955	117	102	12	3
2513	And the HOA thinks we’re crazy!	1.1538	0.03697	130	113	14	3
2514	I'm so confused. Are those drones, clowns or clones?	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
2515	I’m better Than HOWARD !	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
2516	Seems like the Robinsons prefer our neighbor's feeder.	1.1538	0.03555	104	88	16	0
2517	If you plant it they will come, but I didn’t expect them	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
2518	Be careful. I hear they like carrotts.	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
2519	With all the crime fighting, I don't know how he has time to have kids.	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
2520	Yep. The snowbirds are flying north. We are right on time to plant our spring garden.	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
2521	Economy's really underwater these days.	1.1538	0.03955	117	102	12	3
2522	This must be their dream neighborhood	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
2523	Maybe we should have focused on mushrooms rather than tomatoes.	1.1538	0.04137	117	103	10	4
2524	Fetch my shotgun, dear. The Crowes' are back.	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
2525	And I thought gardening made my arms tired	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
2526	Now let’s plant a money tree	1.1538	0.03555	104	88	16	0
2527	The birds, the bees, and the Johnsons.	1.1538	0.03764	117	101	14	2
2528	Oh, no! Here they come again! Their droppings are realy disgusting.	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
2529	Let’s have something else besides Smashburgers tonight	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
2530	Looks like the snowbirds are migrating back north.	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
2531	Oh look. The AI’s are here.	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
2532	We're going to need to rethink our scarecrow.	1.1532	0.03974	124	109	11	4
2533	See, honey? Microdosing works!	1.1532	0.03629	124	107	15	2
2534	Looks like our snowbird neighbors are back.	1.1532	0.03248	124	105	19	0
2535	Why are they flying south in May? Do they know something we don't?	1.1532	0.03974	124	109	11	4
2536	We literally just got the car washed	1.1532	0.03629	124	107	15	2
2537	That reminds me, I need to wake up.	1.1532	0.03629	124	107	15	2
2538	I’m having second thoughts on this microdosing thing.	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
2539	Yeah, I hear they don't migrate, but circle forever where's there's lots of hot air . .DC, Florida, Texas. . .	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
2540	Spring's come early this year--the McGills are already migrating back from Florida.	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
2541	Cloudseeding, I think. What else could they possibly be doing?	1.1532	0.04283	111	98	9	4
2542	Oh crap ,the snow birds are back.	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
2543	Looks like just a car wash won’t do the trick anymore.	1.1532	0.03434	111	94	17	0
2544	I hope they don’t land on our Tulips.	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
2545	I wonder what they're planting in their garden?	1.1532	0.03665	111	95	15	1
2546	hey isn't that the lost boy Peter who went missing a few years ago?	1.1532	0.03665	111	95	15	1
2547	I thought the Wilsons had moved south last fall.	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
2548	They must have just finished seeding the clouds.	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
2549	Do they look like vegetarians to you?	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
2550	Drone technology sure has come a long way	1.1531	0.03656	98	83	15	0
2551	I guess they come from Oregon	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
2552	it's the droppings you have to worry about	1.1525	0.03734	118	102	14	2
2553	It's a plane! It's Superman?? What are you thinking??a bird!	1.1525	0.03924	118	103	12	3
2554	The Weather Girls were right! It's raining men!	1.1525	0.03734	118	102	14	2
2555	Sometimes I think people just have too much time on their hands.	1.1525	0.03734	118	102	14	2
2556	You seeing this too?	1.1525	0.03535	118	101	16	1
2557	I sure hope Fred opened up his pool last weekend.	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
2558	What did you order from Amazon now?	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
2559	For heaven sake, are the Smiths too cheap to buy an airline ticket?!	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
2560	I guess we don’t need a scarecrow!	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
2561	No one expects the Spanish Inquisition !	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
2562	They’ve really streamlined the newer models.	1.1524	0.03775	105	90	14	1
2563	DARN THOSE JONESES I WILL NEVER KEEP UP	1.1524	0.04444	105	93	8	4
2564	Their are two drones -	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
2565	I told you we were late. The arctic nerds are already returning home.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
2566	I guess they just had their fill of checking in.	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
2567	Now there is a fad that is going to die soon.	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
2568	Those snowbird Andersons are back.	1.1522	0.03069	138	117	21	0
2569	Does it make me a bad person to hope the chute fails?	1.1520	0.03777	125	109	13	3
2570	You know the old saying, “When the first skydiver is seen, it’s time to plant the beans”.	1.1520	0.03944	125	110	11	4
2571	Ignore them Mildred, they're just showing off.	1.1520	0.03418	125	107	17	1
2572	Musk has really changed Twitter!	1.1520	0.03777	125	109	13	3
2573	Looks like the snow birds are coming back to roost for the summer."	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
2574	Look what Spring has wrought.	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
2575	With climate change, the Finkelsteins come back from Florida earlier and earlier every year.	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
2576	I'd rather plant squash than get squashed.	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
2577	Hey! There's Jack and Judy. I remember them bragging about how their new cannabis crop would outshine our lovely flowers.	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
2578	Oh look they are planting themselves	1.1518	0.03406	112	95	17	0
2579	So much for Elon’s budget friendly space flights.	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
2580	OK, the Johnsons are going South. We can finally plant those blueberry bushes."	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
2581	Bob and Susan are at it again.	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
2582	Pretend you don’t see them and they won’t drop in.	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
2583	Who's going to break it to Marge she left something on that plane?	1.1518	0.04247	112	99	9	4
2584	Wow, a drones disguised as humans.	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
2585	Well the Harbingers are back. It really is spring.	1.1518	0.04053	112	98	11	3
2586	Ted’s back… I guess the power went out in Texas again.	1.1518	0.04053	112	98	11	3
2587	I think that alternate universe thing may be happening.	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
2588	So that’s how the Wilson’s can afford to fly south every winter!	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
2589	They must be planting really good weed to fly like that.	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
2590	i guess its time use our own energy	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
2591	Looks like the Zimmermans are coming back for the spring.	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
2592	The Chinese balloons have got nothing on us.	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
2593	I thought that the Johnsons only flew south for the winter.	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
2594	When they said they were getting "high", I imagined a different scenario.	1.1515	0.03949	132	117	10	5
2595	When their therapist told the Siegels to spread their wings, I didn't think they would take it so literally!	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
2596	Oh, dear. Looks like one happy landing, one fashion malfunction.	1.1513	0.03463	152	133	15	4
2597	I see the snowbirds are back.	1.1513	0.04243	119	106	8	5
2598	Oh look honey, Tom Cruise is comin' to town!	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2599	Oh oh, looks like the kids found our private stock.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2600	Yup, it's definitively Springtime. I see the Snowbirds have returned from Florida.	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2601	Look Helen, the Johnsons are returning from Florida.	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2602	Those drones are starting to get out of hand…	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2603	Seedeaters. Better get the 4 gauge Winchester Wildfowler drone.	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2604	I wonder if we will see them in the fall.	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
2605	I'm starting to think maybe there IS something to this "microdosing psychedelics" thing	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
2606	And you thought geese were annoying.	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
2607	Damn if I don't spray to keep them out of the garden this year.	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
2608	Those aren't superheroes, they're just flamboyant flying people.	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2609	Now that's not something you see every day.	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2610	I see the Smiths are back from Florida. Karen Madden, NYC	1.1509	0.03494	106	90	16	0
2611	Even the Feinsteins are migrating back earlier.	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
2612	It’s Don and Joyce Glyder, again. They take everything so literally.	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2613	Johnsons--such show-offs!	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2614	Hold my perennials, I'm going to hunt me some drones.	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
2615	The snowbirds are returning from the Sun Belt.	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
2616	Go poop in someone else's garden!	1.1509	0.03494	106	90	16	0
2617	I think we need a scarce crow.	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
2618	I was sure they were taking AMTRAK.	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
2619	Duck, Martha. For God's sake, Duck	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
2620	Tsk, looks like it’s gonna rain again	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
2621	Sooner or later they're gonna put an eye out.	1.1508	0.04074	126	112	9	5
2622	Well, there goes the Ferguson's flying north for the summer...	1.1508	0.03575	126	109	15	2
2623	Well at least they don't eat the seedlings like the regular snowbirds coming back	1.1508	0.03575	126	109	15	2
2624	Shouldn't they be flying north this time of year?	1.1508	0.03575	126	109	15	2
2625	I don’t know about you dear, but I won’t let this fly for much longer.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
2626	I think we need to pay more attention to scientific advances.	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
2627	The kids are using the drones again.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
2628	Looks like the neighbors have stopped using the fly by night contractors.	1.1504	0.03378	113	96	17	0
2629	Should we tell them South is the other direction?	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
2630	We better dig a bigger hole	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
2631	The Hamptons migration is starting early this year.	1.1504	0.03378	113	96	17	0
2632	Vegans are back	1.1504	0.03817	113	98	13	2
2633	Honey, go get the fly swatter.	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
2634	I see the Snowbirds are finally back	1.1504	0.03773	133	117	12	4
2635	I don’t mind them flying over when they return each spring, but don’t be so smug about it.	1.1504	0.03458	133	115	16	2
2636	Look honey, I used to fly with them, but then I got married and got a house, my hobby apparently is gardening now	1.1504	0.03619	133	116	14	3
2637	The Johnsons are back from their winter in Florida	1.1500	0.03645	140	123	13	4
2638	Only turkeys fly south in the spring.	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
2639	Looks like the NIMBY lawyers are back for another season.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
2640	What kind of bet did they lose?	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
2641	Huh, didn’t think the Whites would get raptured.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2642	I would normally confront gravity deniers. But our seed plantings have never thrived more!	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
2643	Those neighbors do drone on and on…	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
2644	We'd be flying right now too if we grew indoors.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
2645	Aw crap. Don't plant the scotch.	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
2646	We better start thinking about installing a lock at the greenhouse door.	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
2647	I think we may have triggered something.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2648	Is there anything Clarence Thomas won't do?	1.1500	0.04578	100	89	7	4
2649	Backseat driver.	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
2650	Fucking Ravenclaws.	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
2651	I know we got a deal,but living on the Redbull commercial set is getting weird.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2652	Call Ray Bolger	1.1500	0.04372	120	108	6	6
2653	You've got to admit, those Byrds really know how to migrate in style.	1.1500	0.03481	120	103	16	1
2654	Hope they haven't been eating prune pudding again.	1.1496	0.04043	127	113	9	5
2655	You know it's really spring when they yuppies make their migration.	1.1496	0.03721	127	111	13	3
2656	Snowbirds. They're starved from their long journey from Florida. I filled the feeder with prune juice.	1.1495	0.04562	107	96	6	5
2657	Millennials, a bunch of flybabies.	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
2658	The Swallows must be back from Capistrano.	1.1495	0.04158	107	94	10	3
2659	Well, there goes the Garden Club.	1.1495	0.04158	107	94	10	3
2660	If they swoop over and say ‘We’re back!’, I’m heaving the watering can at them.	1.1495	0.03464	107	91	16	0
2661	They’re back from Boca early this year	1.1495	0.03464	107	91	16	0
2662	Isn't that against city ordinance?	1.1495	0.04158	107	94	10	3
2663	The newest from AI: Drones that look like human beings....	1.1494	0.05047	87	78	5	4
2664	Anything is possible with the Mankoffs.	1.1493	0.03746	134	118	12	4
2665	But do they have their own parsley??	1.1493	0.03434	134	116	16	2
2666	Do those look like pigs to you?	1.1491	0.03786	114	99	13	2
2667	Stand by to see a different kind of planting.	1.1491	0.04176	114	101	9	4
2668	More Fox News viewers	1.1491	0.03986	114	100	11	3
2669	Might be time for them to open their parachutes.	1.1491	0.03575	114	98	15	1
2670	It's time to start planting when the snowbirds come back.	1.1491	0.03786	114	99	13	2
2671	It’s alright for them— but what are they doing to beat climate change?	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
2672	Wow, I didn't think this was the habitat for the blue footed boobies.	1.1489	0.03478	141	123	15	3
2673	A sure sign it's Spring , the Perelman's are back.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
2674	Argh, the Drone twins have been terrorizing the neighborhood for years.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
2675	We better get out the scarecrow.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
2676	I hope they opted for the travel insurance.	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
2677	This AI is more powerful than I thought!	1.1488	0.03832	121	106	12	3
2678	Last year gardening, now this. It’s impossible to keep up with the Joneses.	1.1488	0.04338	121	109	6	6
2679	The pesky Snowbirds are back.	1.1488	0.03454	121	104	16	1
2680	You’d think they could spend a little more time on their yard work.	1.1488	0.03832	121	106	12	3
2681	Remind me to take the Smiths off our fresh tomato list.	1.1488	0.03648	121	105	14	2
2682	Oh, good--Amber and Jeff are returning from their winter break ...	1.1488	0.03648	121	105	14	2
2683	Don't Ralph and Grace ever stay home?	1.1488	0.04008	121	107	10	4
2684	I guess they want to help us with the gardening!!	1.1488	0.03454	121	104	16	1
2685	Better get out the scarehuman.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
2686	I am getting sick and tired of the neighbors' lollygagging.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
2687	They must work from home!	1.1485	0.04535	101	90	7	4
2688	is it a bird? is it a plane?” “no, it’s just the neighbors	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
2689	They said they were going to drop by.	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
2690	All I got from those energy drinks were kidney stones.	1.1484	0.03694	128	112	13	3
2691	Looks like Jim and Mike are headed south for tbe winter.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2692	I hope the neighbors filled their pool early this year.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2693	I thought birders just watched the birds?	1.1481	0.04326	108	96	8	4
2694	Looks like the Capistranos are back from California.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2695	We'd better stop smoking this stuff...	1.1481	0.04326	108	96	8	4
2696	House hunting again!	1.1481	0.04121	108	95	10	3
2697	I told you, this area is becoming so gentrified	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
2698	Why are they flying south now? It's springtime!	1.1481	0.04121	108	95	10	3
2699	It’s a new economy class which limits carry-on bags but does provide even more legroom.	1.1481	0.04326	108	96	8	4
2700	I told you we should've bought beans from that old man	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2701	The neighbor's mushroom farm seems to be doing good business.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2702	I hope they don't make a mess on the driveway.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2703	It's the schmucks flying south for the summer.	1.1478	0.03546	115	99	15	1
2704	Looks like we’ll need that scarecrow after all	1.1478	0.03755	115	100	13	2
2705	Always flying in the face of our HOA rules!	1.1478	0.03953	115	101	11	3
2706	I always imagined they'd look much different from us.	1.1478	0.03755	115	100	13	2
2707	Oh, chute…	1.1478	0.03755	115	100	13	2
2708	Those Amazon delivery drones just keep getting creepier.	1.1478	0.04322	115	103	7	5
2709	Are they the new landscaping spies?	1.1478	0.03755	115	100	13	2
2710	Someone's been seeding the clouds again.	1.1478	0.03755	115	100	13	2
2711	They better not poop on us...	1.1478	0.04322	115	103	7	5
2712	That must be the new chick Dave met in Florida	1.1478	0.03953	115	101	11	3
2713	Florida snowbirds on their spring migration. (This caption is from Jerome Jansma, Fayetteville, Arkansas, spouse of the subscriber.)	1.1478	0.04142	115	102	9	4
2714	Dang the smiths are lookin fly	1.1478	0.03546	115	99	15	1
2715	No, they haven't figured that out yet, but they can 69 while riding a thermal.	1.1475	0.04304	122	110	6	6
2716	No wonder we've been getting so many weird 'bird bombs' on our vehicles lately!	1.1475	0.03977	122	108	10	4
2717	The dinguses are returning.	1.1475	0.03620	122	106	14	2
2718	Quick, move the car in the garage.	1.1475	0.03802	122	107	12	3
2719	They’ll do anything to get their hands on our vegetable soup recipe.	1.1475	0.03802	122	107	12	3
2720	Okay, as long as you don't have a lot of baggage.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
2721	I guess it really is the age of optimism.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
2722	Self-confidence is the key.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
2723	Looks like the neighbors have bought a trampoline.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
2724	Those trampoline lessons did more for their marriage than that stupid counsellor ever did	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
2725	What the duck is that?	1.1473	0.03667	129	113	13	3
2726	Oh, look, the snowbirds are back.	1.1473	0.03828	129	114	11	4
2727	They'll do anything to get out of yard work.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
2728	It must be spring -- the Smiths are back.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
2729	That’s one way to avoid baggage fees.	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
2730	Looks like they didn't finish reading all the instructions on freefalling.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
2731	Spring is in the air again.	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
2732	Honey, I told you Tom and Susan are using that GMO corn that that Wizard of Oz site was selling.	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
2733	I wonder if the Johnsons think we’re boring.	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
2734	It is 4:30 and the snowbirds are coming in to feed.	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
2735	There’s just no keeping up with the Joneses.	1.1471	0.03544	136	119	14	3
2736	They said a garden didn't pay so they're going into eggs.	1.1468	0.04086	109	96	10	3
2737	I think it's for one of their TikTok dances	1.1468	0.03646	109	94	14	1
2738	I wonder: what was their couple's problem?	1.1468	0.03646	109	94	14	1
2739	Every spring, like clockwork...	1.1468	0.03872	109	95	12	2
2740	Must be spring. The snowbirds are flying home.	1.1468	0.04482	109	98	6	5
2741	I see vacations are coming earlier this year.	1.1468	0.03872	109	95	12	2
2742	Honey, that is not a drug. It's a leaf.	1.1468	0.03405	109	93	16	0
2743	Seems a bit early for the annual stock broker migration, doean't it?	1.1468	0.04086	109	96	10	3
2744	Looks like these “birds are shopping for organic, “Farm To Table” vegetables	1.1468	0.03646	109	94	14	1
2745	They just flew in from Miami, and their arms are actually tired.	1.1468	0.03646	109	94	14	1
2746	You were right. The neighbor's bird seed diet beats gardening.	1.1468	0.04086	109	96	10	3
2747	Time to put out the tax man, that'll scare these crows	1.1468	0.04086	109	96	10	3
2748	Not surprising- the snowbirds are leaving Florida earlier this year.	1.1466	0.03518	116	100	15	1
2749	I told you that those Kents were up to something.	1.1466	0.03518	116	100	15	1
2750	Looks like the Robinson's are back from their snowbird convention	1.1466	0.03921	116	102	11	3
2751	Looks like Frank and Georgia got into the Dom again!	1.1466	0.03725	116	101	13	2
2752	Well, if it's good enough for birds, ....	1.1466	0.03921	116	102	11	3
2753	Seems a little early to be flying south for the winter.	1.1466	0.03725	116	101	13	2

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