Contest #848


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Look! The first Robinsons of Spring. 1.7062 0.01810 1913 963 549 401
1 Is it me, or do you think they should have pulled the parachute chord by this point? 1.6360 0.01823 1794 980 487 327
2 The Neighborhood Watch is getting out of hand. 1.6343 0.01969 1463 780 438 245
3 Great. I JUST washed the car. 1.6230 0.01967 1472 801 425 246
4 Who’s that with Greg? I thought they mated for life? 1.6132 0.01872 1665 932 445 288
5 It seems like the Gordons are enjoying retirement a lot more than we are. 1.6076 0.01661 1998 1096 590 312
6 That explains the mess on the windshield. 1.6024 0.01689 2007 1132 541 334
7 Remember when we used to get that high? 1.6016 0.01732 1870 1045 525 300
8 What is even crazier is that they mate for life. 1.6015 0.01774 1827 1034 487 306
9 More evidence of urban flight. 1.5997 0.01641 2021 1116 598 307
10 At least today they're wearing something. 1.5991 0.02201 1175 664 318 193
11 Our old neighbors were a lot more down to earth. 1.5904 0.01631 2024 1129 595 300
12 You were right about those mushrooms. 1.5842 0.01946 1455 829 402 224
13 Well,I’m glad it’s not pigs this time. That was creepy! 1.5818 0.01712 1944 1130 497 317
14 Those are the new neighbors, Robin and Jay. 1.5714 0.01680 1953 1136 518 299
15 I love this time of year, Spring is in the air and so are the Hendersons 1.5657 0.01666 1833 1037 555 241
16 Do we report this to the HOA or the FAA? 1.5655 0.01841 1549 889 444 216
17 The Nelsons are high again. 1.5608 0.01760 1751 1028 464 259
18 Apparently they originally had reservations on Southwest. 1.5567 0.01688 1879 1104 504 271
19 We’re going to need a bigger bird feeder. 1.5551 0.01577 2077 1204 593 280
20 Trump isn’t even president again yet and they’re already headed for Canada! 1.5547 0.01880 1646 1008 363 275
21 When they start to circle hide the dog 1.5501 0.01629 2027 1206 527 294
22 I think we’re going to need a bigger scarecrow this year. 1.5443 0.01764 1604 932 471 201
23 We're planting the wrong pot. 1.5432 0.01672 1911 1146 492 273
24 I guess those weren’t portobellos in the neighbors’ yard… 1.5412 0.01778 1687 1014 433 240
25 His last wife also had no parachute. 1.5410 0.02827 719 447 155 117
26 The Schwartz’s are back from Capistrano … 1.5396 0.03332 480 289 123 68
27 They're rosy-breasted Grossmans. 1.5388 0.01660 1880 1120 507 253
28 At least parachute parents aren't as noisy as helicopter parents. 1.5385 0.01866 1456 860 408 188
29 Oh my God, it's the Wrong brothers. 1.5377 0.01756 1819 1125 410 284
30 Time to put the netting over the cannabis. 1.5373 0.01722 1716 1017 476 223
31 I wouldn't fly Southwest anymore either. 1.5341 0.01621 1981 1192 520 269
32 You thought bird droppings were bad... 1.5316 0.02053 1249 758 318 173
33 We’re going to have to put some netting over the marijuana plants. 1.5163 0.01921 1346 817 363 166
34 Could they be the ones who pooped on our car? 1.5107 0.02031 1261 787 304 170
35 I thought they were only microdosing. 1.5077 0.02002 1229 754 326 149
36 Seems like the snowbirds are arriving early this year 1.5036 0.03300 419 251 125 43
37 Is that all they do? Bird impressions? 1.5031 0.01958 1286 795 335 156
38 I hope they’ll have babies this year. 1.5006 0.01614 1774 1074 512 188
39 Oh, that's what they meant when they asked if we wanted to join the mile high club 1.4987 0.01829 1482 925 375 182
40 This is why Judy doesn’t sun bathe in the nude anymore 1.4931 0.03790 363 233 81 49
41 Five months in Florida will do that to you. 1.4920 0.01777 1504 933 402 169
42 It’s nice to see the Robins are still active now that they are empty nesters. 1.4920 0.04326 250 154 69 27
43 Oh my, the snowbirds are arriving early this year. 1.4901 0.01710 1614 1002 433 179
44 Those Joneses! There's literally no keeping up. 1.4886 0.02997 528 329 140 59
45 They said they might drop in! 1.4883 0.02464 686 408 221 57
46 It’s more challenging these days keeping up with the Joneses. 1.4860 0.01733 1576 986 414 176
47 Forget trying to keep up with the Joneses. 1.4849 0.01921 1262 786 340 136
48 Another reason for wearing a hat while I do this. 1.4816 0.03203 488 314 113 61
49 Dammit, it’s the third time this week I’ve knocked their nest off our roof. 1.4797 0.01976 1155 717 322 116
50 What did you put in the feeder? 1.4790 0.01880 1522 1012 291 219
51 Ok, we are no longer growing mushrooms 1.4681 0.02020 1177 762 279 136
52 Obviously, a first date. 1.4677 0.01995 1315 880 255 180
53 Sure, but can they make their own pesto? 1.4659 0.01973 1159 736 306 117
54 God, we're boring. 1.4627 0.02000 1221 802 273 146
55 Even the Rosenberg’s migration pattern has shifted with climate change. 1.4606 0.03103 432 269 127 36
56 They seem happier since the kids left the nest. 1.4589 0.01970 1264 837 274 153
57 Well, let the Flat Earthers discover gravity the hard way.... 1.4559 0.02180 952 615 240 97
58 When they said they had ‘sourced some pixie dust,’ I’d assumed it was drugs. 1.4553 0.03091 470 303 120 47
59 Well , who is Howard with this year ? I thought they mated for life 1.4535 0.02108 1129 760 226 143
60 No one goes for walks anymore. 1.4529 0.02039 1082 701 272 109
61 Arthur forgot to zip up again. 1.4442 0.02376 842 564 182 96
62 Either the Heffernans learned how to fly, or those mushrooms we planted were not shiitakes. 1.4423 0.02168 1049 714 206 129
63 Our neighbors are growing something much more interesting. 1.4416 0.02288 865 572 204 89
64 Not over my back yard. 1.4410 0.02218 957 642 208 107
65 Nothing says spring has arrived quite like the return of the Goldfarbs 1.4406 0.02222 960 646 205 109
66 It’s a common side effect of the weight-loss drug they’re taking. 1.4394 0.02295 817 533 209 75
67 I'm not certain but I think it has to do with airbnb. 1.4393 0.03512 346 225 90 31
68 It's those damn helicopter parents from next door again 1.4374 0.02301 910 619 184 107
69 It's one of those budget airlines. 1.4372 0.02262 931 631 193 107
70 Once they got into pickle ball, I knew something like this was inevitable. 1.4365 0.03635 323 211 83 29
71 Hell no, we're not putting up a feeder! 1.4347 0.02327 904 621 173 110
72 I’m fine with the flying, but do they have to be so damn smug about it? 1.4330 0.02249 769 491 223 55
73 Let's plant whatever they're growing. 1.4326 0.04966 178 118 43 17
74 Looks like we’re going to need some bigger cats. 1.4280 0.02509 764 527 147 90
75 I hope they don't nest in our yard 1.4274 0.02456 723 483 171 69
76 That explains the stuff on the windshield. 1.4254 0.02447 804 557 152 95
77 Maybe we should start growing cannabis. 1.4252 0.02479 809 567 140 102
78 Are you sure that this is oregano? 1.4228 0.02377 797 542 173 82
79 But gardening is fun, too, isn’t it 1.4228 0.02514 693 467 159 67
80 I just wish they would call before they drop in. 1.4219 0.02378 787 534 174 79
81 Must Be 'Empty Nesters'! 1.4212 0.02400 774 526 170 78
82 I think I’ve had enough Spring for today. 1.4209 0.02593 841 622 84 135
83 I warned them to keep off the grass. 1.4208 0.02330 739 486 195 58
84 You know it's spring when the Robins return. 1.4199 0.02427 774 531 161 82
85 That’s what legalizing does. 1.4177 0.02466 711 481 163 67
86 They're the type who use summer as a verb. 1.4170 0.02461 693 465 167 61
87 Not again. I just had the car washed. 1.4163 0.02454 747 513 157 77
88 Looks like their cannabis crop came in. 1.4163 0.02496 699 475 157 67
89 Just in case, I'm going to move the car. 1.4140 0.02641 698 494 119 85
90 Watch out for their droppings! 1.4139 0.02672 633 437 130 66
91 Seems early for wasps. 1.4136 0.02686 677 480 114 83
92 I wish they were in season. 1.4135 0.02610 728 519 117 92
93 It’s just some empty nesters. 1.4129 0.02714 637 446 119 72
94 Is the Rapture happening without us? 1.4127 0.02793 613 432 109 72
95 Man, I envy empty nesters. 1.4123 0.02608 747 538 110 99
96 Those gummies are starting to kick in. 1.4123 0.02505 701 481 151 69
97 We can rule out no-see-ums.” 1.4116 0.02726 775 585 61 129
98 You ever get the feeling we don’t have the full backstory on the Johnsons? 1.4110 0.02625 657 456 132 69
99 It was outlawed in Florida, so they moved here. 1.4086 0.02681 629 438 125 66
100 I liked it when drones just looked like drones. 1.4081 0.02623 642 444 134 64
101 They just paid off their house. 1.4061 0.02812 628 453 95 80
102 Honey, what kind of scarecrow would we have to buy now? 1.4054 0.04028 259 177 59 23
103 Well, I guess that explains the mess on your windshield last week. 1.4054 0.02745 629 447 109 73
104 Hey look, future vegetables. 1.4043 0.02562 601 404 151 46
105 Let's plant what they've planted. 1.4038 0.02567 624 425 146 53
106 If they can, pigs can. 1.4034 0.02857 585 418 98 69
107 They've really embraced the empty-nest life. 1.4028 0.02656 633 443 125 65
108 We get it. We get it. You still have sex. 1.4021 0.02612 562 376 146 40
109 That looks easier on the knees. 1.4020 0.02495 597 396 162 39
110 Can you imagine what one of those would do to your windshield? 1.4013 0.02757 633 455 102 76
111 Looks like the Smiths are back from Florida 1.3977 0.02847 523 363 112 48
112 I hope the car's in the garage. 1.3972 0.02693 579 401 126 52
113 You didn't tell me your parents were flying in today. 1.3958 0.02612 614 426 133 55
114 It's easier once they can fly, but I do miss those conversations in the car. 1.3950 0.02802 524 362 117 45
115 When they said they were flying south for the winter, I thought they meant Delta. 1.3950 0.02808 519 358 117 44
116 It's those Canadian geeks again. 1.3946 0.02855 555 395 101 59
117 Don't you miss our old neighbors? They were much more down to earth. 1.3930 0.02760 542 376 119 47
118 It’s the first Batman and Robin of spring. 1.3906 0.02912 489 341 105 43
119 Check the Audubon book, see if they’re indigenous or invasive. 1.3895 0.02836 534 377 106 51
120 Well, that explains your windshield. 1.3894 0.02889 511 360 103 48
121 Here come the summer people 1.3893 0.02741 560 393 116 51
122 We're not the worms, are we? 1.3885 0.02617 538 364 139 35
123 The first Robinsons of the spring. 1.3881 0.02840 523 368 107 48
124 More of those snowbirds returning from Florida. 1.3880 0.02779 500 343 120 37
125 I didn’t know they migrated. 1.3869 0.02768 535 374 115 46
126 They must be dreaming. 1.3854 0.02928 467 325 104 38
127 We’ll- it’s official- those cheap airlines have now removed every single frill. 1.3821 0.03087 492 361 74 57
128 The Jones must have tired of pickleball. 1.3820 0.02915 500 356 97 47
129 At least they were gone for the winter. 1.3817 0.02699 524 362 124 38
130 Wow, they came back early this year. 1.3810 0.02945 496 355 93 48
131 Optimism versus experience. 1.3805 0.03025 431 301 96 34
132 That does it. The Joneses win. 1.3792 0.02766 509 355 115 39
133 Can’t they call first instead of just dropping in? 1.3791 0.02708 517 358 122 37
134 I thought the droppings on the car looked different. 1.3783 0.03125 489 363 67 59
135 Remember when we used to be like that? Thank goodness we learned how to be more grounded. 1.3772 0.02941 448 313 101 34
136 I'd complain, but we need the eggs. 1.3768 0.02807 483 336 112 35
137 The first Robinsons of spring. 1.3762 0.02678 521 361 124 36
138 This year's Christmas card is going to be insufferable. 1.3759 0.03177 431 312 76 43
139 Well, there go Bill and Ethel. I guess they finally got around to that bucket list wish to learn how to fly. 1.3755 0.02889 474 334 102 38
140 I hope they don't crap on my car again. 1.3753 0.03048 469 340 82 47
141 I prefer the thrill of a fresh turnip. 1.3735 0.02879 490 349 99 42
142 Look! The snow birds are coming back. 1.3735 0.03065 407 285 92 30
143 I forgot to tell you. The Grossbergs came out as ‘avian’ last week. 1.3720 0.03125 465 343 71 51
144 I guess Trump is running again. Good thing I didn’t say Monkey’s would fly out of my butt. 1.3710 0.03224 434 320 67 47
145 The HOA is making their rounds. 1.3693 0.03433 436 336 39 61
146 When the Parkers said that they were flying south for the winter I thought they meant, well, you know.. 1.3687 0.02910 453 320 99 34
147 You're gonna need a bigger bird feeder. 1.3679 0.03041 443 319 85 39
148 Let's plant whatever they planted. 1.3667 0.02972 450 322 91 37
149 Let's grow some cannabis too. 1.3665 0.02990 483 354 81 48
150 Forget it—the Joneses win. 1.3658 0.03223 421 310 68 43
151 I don't get it. Maybe the kids can explain it. 1.3651 0.03260 441 332 57 52
152 Those new personalized delivery drones sure look a lot like the Anderssons. 1.3646 0.02868 458 324 101 33
153 Everything is early now with climate change. 1.3630 0.02984 405 284 95 26
154 I don't think we can keep up with the Joneses anymore. 1.3598 0.03071 403 288 85 30
155 The McKenzies have always been flighty. 1.3593 0.03213 359 255 79 25
156 Hey, looks like the Jones are migrating already. 1.3593 0.03237 359 256 77 26
157 Looks like the judge was wrong about those defendants not being flight risks. 1.3586 0.03307 396 294 62 40
158 Chinese government claims they are weather balloons. 1.3580 0.03118 419 306 76 37
159 White flight 1.3577 0.03182 397 289 74 34
160 I heard Fred and Myrtle were flying in, but I had no idea. 1.3573 0.02996 417 298 89 30
161 Think I can ask them to get the frisbee off the roof? 1.3571 0.03319 364 265 68 31
162 And we thought we had droppings before!!! 1.3568 0.03300 384 283 65 36
163 I really wish they’d just get an electric car like everyone else. 1.3556 0.03174 405 297 72 36
164 You wouldn't think they were so adorable if you saw my windshield. 1.3543 0.03316 381 282 63 36
165 Do you think they know their chutes haven’t opened? 1.3540 0.03329 404 305 55 44
166 They’ll never shut up about how much they saved on the flight. 1.3529 0.03292 391 291 62 38
167 We gotta get a better scarecrow 1.3525 0.03038 400 287 85 28
168 Didn't we tell the kids they're grounded? 1.3523 0.03394 352 259 62 31
169 I hope that they're pollinators. 1.3516 0.03113 401 292 77 32
170 Looks like the Petersons are heading south for the winter. 1.3515 0.03136 404 296 74 34
171 uh-oh. Here come Elon’s guys again 1.3514 0.03234 350 251 75 24
172 You never take me anywhere. 1.3492 0.03156 378 274 76 28
173 Do you hear someone say "so far, so good?" 1.3482 0.03174 359 258 77 24
174 It must be spring. The Robinson’s are out. 1.3481 0.03146 405 299 71 35
175 Hope I’m that happy when I’m about to die. 1.3478 0.03615 322 241 50 31
176 Well I think we can now agree...we will never keep up with the Joneses. 1.3464 0.03153 358 257 78 23
177 On second thought, let's not plant the mushrooms. 1.3452 0.03252 365 268 68 29
178 Oh dear! It looks like the snow birds are back. 1.3446 0.03225 354 257 72 25
179 This neighborhood is really going south. 1.3439 0.03258 378 281 64 33
180 Empty nesters. 1.3436 0.03247 358 262 69 27
181 I want what they're growing. 1.3433 0.03394 367 277 54 36
182 I think the one with the parachute is going to have a better landing. 1.3425 0.03148 327 231 80 16
183 We'll need a bigger scarecrow. 1.3421 0.03377 342 253 61 28
184 Of course, I just washed the car. 1.3417 0.03416 357 269 54 34
185 I really wish you had told me your parents were dropping in. 1.3413 0.03327 334 244 66 24
186 I wish they'd call before dropping in. 1.3412 0.03252 337 244 71 22
187 They’re under the influence of Mary Oliver poetry. 1.3391 0.03126 348 250 78 20
188 At least they’ve got pants on. 1.3390 0.03217 354 259 70 25
189 Why don't they just tweet like everybody else 1.3386 0.03483 316 234 57 25
190 Those are the ones that nibble the kale. 1.3384 0.03105 328 232 81 15
191 They always seemed a bit flighty. 1.3384 0.03232 331 239 72 20
192 There's no keeping up with them now. 1.3384 0.03027 331 232 86 13
193 The Byrds are back. 1.3383 0.03381 337 250 60 27
194 I hope they don’t poop on the car ? 1.3375 0.03479 320 238 56 26
195 Can't believe she let him have the parachute. 1.3373 0.03287 335 245 67 23
196 I certainly misunderstood when they said they were taking flying lessons. 1.3373 0.03367 335 248 61 26
197 Drones are so lifelike nowadays. 1.3367 0.03356 300 216 67 17
198 Now we're going to have to hear all about their flight. 1.3364 0.03525 321 241 52 28
199 The airlines have really cut down on perks this year. 1.3364 0.03313 327 239 66 22
200 That's odd. I had no idea the Segals flew this far inland! 1.3352 0.03334 361 272 57 32
201 Well, It looks like the Powells have returned from Florida. 1.3343 0.03196 344 251 71 22
202 You know it's spring when the Bermans return from Boca. 1.3333 0.03381 336 251 58 27
203 Maybe we should be planting what they did. 1.3324 0.03410 346 262 53 31
204 I hope they don't fly over the car 1.3324 0.03503 340 260 47 33
205 Well, I suppose they could be Chinese; it’s kind of hard to tell from here. 1.3323 0.03259 334 245 67 22
206 The snowbirds are a bit late this year! 1.3323 0.03165 331 239 74 18
207 Those drones are so lifelike! 1.3323 0.03284 322 235 67 20
208 Seems the Smiths have been planting more than oregano. 1.3323 0.03535 319 241 50 28
209 Boy, you can set your watch by this -- May 1st comes and the Fliegerman's fly back from Florida. 1.3323 0.03317 313 228 66 19
210 Oh great, I just washed my car. 1.3313 0.03452 326 245 54 27
211 They can't just retire quietly like everyone else. 1.3312 0.03203 311 223 73 15
212 There they go, airing out their differences again. 1.3312 0.03383 308 226 62 20
213 The new IRS agents are more determined in their methods. 1.3310 0.03560 290 215 54 21
214 I don't think they understand the gravity of the situation. 1.3302 0.03460 321 241 54 26
215 Guess the Farkelbergs’ mushroom crop came in. 1.3300 0.03514 303 226 54 23
216 How we gonna keep up with that? 1.3291 0.03260 316 230 68 18
217 I see the Johnsons are off their meds again. 1.3291 0.03522 313 236 51 26
218 Think we can get them to clean the gutters? 1.3273 0.03306 330 245 62 23
219 I see the Canadians are returning home. 1.3267 0.03601 303 230 47 26
220 I wish those real estate vultures would stop circling 1.3267 0.03720 303 234 39 30
221 Competing with the Joneses just went up a notch. 1.3265 0.03316 340 255 59 26
222 Those two will never put down roots. 1.3259 0.03115 313 224 76 13
223 Looks like Joe's found himself a wingman tonight. 1.3250 0.03345 320 238 60 22
224 Uh oh, Susan. This can't be good. Isn't it a bit too early for their return from Florida? 1.3237 0.03402 312 233 57 22
225 I want whatever they’re on. 1.3234 0.03534 303 229 50 24
226 There's something in the air. 1.3232 0.03313 328 245 60 23
227 They'd better not land in the butter beans. 1.3231 0.03238 294 212 69 13
228 Oh, thank God the Smiths are finally flying South. 1.3231 0.03306 325 242 61 22
229 I always took them for the cruise ship type. 1.3229 0.03259 319 235 65 19
230 We’re growing the wrong stuff. 1.3223 0.03641 301 231 43 27
231 I forever regret that one time I told your parents they can drop in anytime. 1.3217 0.03746 286 220 40 26
232 I swear, every time we see the Hendersons, they're high. 1.3210 0.03825 271 208 39 24
233 That's the dude who pooped on my car. 1.3209 0.03776 296 231 35 30
234 We better put netting over these. 1.3204 0.03380 284 208 61 15
235 They're still on airplane mode. 1.3202 0.03315 331 249 58 24
236 I think I misunderstood the Johnsons when they said they just started birding. 1.3194 0.03560 310 238 45 27
237 That's got to be hell on their rotator cuffs. 1.3191 0.03612 257 190 52 15
238 They said they got tired of pickleball. 1.3189 0.03384 301 224 58 19
239 Bob did mention that they couldn't afford high gas prices anymore. 1.3187 0.03626 251 185 52 14
240 “The Wallendas are back from vacation.” 1.3187 0.03729 273 208 43 22
241 All their kids moved away, poor things. 1.3186 0.03464 295 221 54 20
242 Oh look, the first Robinsons of spring are back again. 1.3183 0.03547 289 218 50 21
243 They were serious about taking flying lessons. 1.3182 0.03607 286 217 47 22
244 The Hendersons are high again…. 1.3180 0.03802 283 220 36 27
245 I can't help but wonder if we're just extras in other people's dreams. 1.3173 0.03636 271 204 48 19
246 Think the Home Owners Association is getting a bit too nosey? 1.3173 0.03673 271 205 46 20
247 Let's not put the feeders out this year. 1.3173 0.03361 312 234 57 21
248 At least this pair are wearing pants. 1.3169 0.03623 284 216 46 22
249 Are they high, or are we? 1.3168 0.03585 303 233 44 26
250 So that’s the new business class? 1.3167 0.03485 300 227 51 22
251 When we were their age, we had to walk to school. 1.3165 0.03713 278 213 42 23
252 What’s that word? Riptide? Ripcurrent? Ripcord! That’s it! Pull your...oh, never mind. 1.3165 0.03343 297 220 60 17
253 I don’t think those were portobellos. 1.3162 0.03282 291 213 64 14
254 'So smug.' 1.3160 0.03448 288 215 55 18
255 I'd trade all our heirloom tomatoes this fall to see two faceplants right now. 1.3160 0.03551 288 218 49 21
256 I don't know why I thought pigs would be the first 1.3151 0.03425 311 236 52 23
257 The snowbirds are back early this year. 1.3149 0.03402 289 215 57 17
258 Their carbon offset plan is much more fun than ours. 1.3143 0.03548 280 211 50 19
259 The Martins are high again. 1.3136 0.03451 287 215 54 18
260 I knew they mentioned they were heading North… 1.3133 0.03893 249 191 38 20
261 First the Chinese spy balloon & now flying nosy neighbors. 1.3132 0.03428 281 209 56 16
262 At least they seem to be enjoying their final seconds. 1.3123 0.03673 285 220 41 24
263 Where did you say you got these plants?" 1.3120 0.03673 266 202 45 19
264 Yet they still can't take their trash out on time. 1.3120 0.03673 266 202 45 19
265 I hope this marijuana is as good as the stuff they grew. 1.3120 0.03861 266 207 35 24
266 I thought you asked them to call us before dropping in. 1.3118 0.03660 279 214 43 22
267 This IS parsley, right? 1.3116 0.03576 292 224 45 23
268 I Just hate it when they drop in unannounced. 1.3116 0.03579 276 209 48 19
269 What did you say we were growing again? 1.3114 0.03492 273 204 53 16
270 Forget about keeping up with the Joneses. 1.3110 0.03667 254 191 47 16
271 Do you ever feel that we lead a dull life? 1.3106 0.03729 264 202 42 20
272 I always wondered why they had no car. 1.3102 0.03442 274 204 55 15
273 I'll have what they're having. 1.3098 0.03612 255 191 49 15
274 First Robin and Batman of Spring. 1.3093 0.03411 291 219 54 18
275 Oh dear—looks like Sally and Roger got some side effects from the bird flu vaccine. 1.3086 0.03750 269 208 39 22
276 Honey, look. Newlyweds 1.3082 0.03491 305 235 46 24
277 And I thought we were good at reducing our footprint.” –Iam Captino, Northwest Lebanon, Kansa 1.3077 0.03880 260 203 34 23
278 Well that explains the mess on my car this morning. 1.3074 0.03914 283 227 25 31
279 Did you order a face plant? 1.3074 0.03400 283 212 55 16
280 Edna, did you park the car in the garage? 1.3074 0.03626 270 206 45 19
281 Looks like the white flight has started. 1.3074 0.03701 270 208 41 21
282 I really wish we hadn't told them to drop by anytime. 1.3070 0.03794 228 171 44 13
283 No wonder they said we were only 15 minutes from downtown. 1.3068 0.03732 251 191 43 17
284 And I thought drones were annoying 1.3063 0.03426 284 214 53 17
285 Was there some kind of software update we missed? 1.3061 0.03311 294 220 58 16
286 It's Spirit's new economy minus-minus class. 1.3057 0.03511 265 199 51 15
287 We really need to grow some weed. 1.3056 0.03359 301 228 54 19
288 Must be spring. Here come the loons. 1.3056 0.03566 288 222 44 22
289 I didn't know your parents were dropping in. 1.3056 0.03428 288 218 52 18
290 When we go low, they go high. 1.3054 0.03813 239 182 41 16
291 Should we feed them? 1.3051 0.03714 272 211 39 22
292 It's impossible to keep up with the Joneses. 1.3047 0.03783 233 176 43 14
293 They're having a lot more fun in this dream than we are. 1.3042 0.03526 263 198 50 15
294 Great, and I just washed the car. 1.3042 0.03890 240 185 37 18
295 Looks like the Flintbinders are back from Florida. 1.3035 0.03537 257 193 50 14
296 Better weather is definitely on the way; here come the Kents to their summer home. 1.3035 0.03537 257 193 50 14
297 That trampoline's strung way too tight! 1.3032 0.03590 277 213 44 20
298 They always drop in uninvited. 1.3030 0.03514 264 199 50 15
299 Just more high-flying city people moving upstate. 1.3029 0.04102 274 225 15 34
300 It must be the new TSA PreCheck. 1.3025 0.03528 238 176 52 10
301 They're smiling now, but give them a second. 1.3022 0.03477 268 202 51 15
302 Looks like the Millers have gotten over their fear of flying. 1.3021 0.03898 235 181 37 17
303 Oh no we are in the flight pattern. How will we ever sell our house now?! 1.3020 0.03462 245 181 54 10
304 Looks like the neighbors are high again. 1.3017 0.03633 242 182 47 13
305 The lawyers are returning from Mar-a-Lago. 1.3016 0.03998 252 200 28 24
306 Some people take the term ‘snowbirds’ literally. 1.3015 0.03441 272 205 52 15
307 Sure, they can fly. But can they eat carrots from their own garden? 1.3008 0.03772 246 189 40 17
308 Just like clockwork! Every spring the snowbirds fly back from Florida!! 1.3007 0.03444 276 209 51 16
309 The HOA really will do anything to survey the neighborhood. 1.3004 0.03674 233 175 46 12
310 Could be worse. They could be monkeys. 1.3000 0.04048 230 180 31 19
311 We're going to need a hell of a scarecrow 1.3000 0.03571 290 226 41 23
312 I'd rather be invisible," you said. 1.3000 0.03684 250 191 43 16
313 I just washed the car. 1.3000 0.03748 260 202 38 20
314 I wish they would call first before dropping by. 1.3000 0.03627 260 199 44 17
315 I recognize DB Cooper. Who's the other guy? 1.2992 0.03506 264 200 49 15
316 Honey I think we need to stop planting cannabis. 1.2989 0.03523 271 207 47 17
317 First the pigs, and now this! 1.2982 0.04022 228 178 32 18
318 I guess they were a flight risk after all 1.2980 0.04033 245 195 27 23
319 They sure do take the term snowbirds quite literally. 1.2976 0.03343 252 186 57 9
320 I see the Wilson’s are back from Florida for the summer. 1.2972 0.03355 286 217 53 16
321 The neighbors are getting high again. 1.2969 0.03488 256 193 50 13
322 Are we boring? 1.2964 0.03559 253 192 47 14
323 Now that pair of Mormons is particularly enthusiastic. 1.2960 0.03719 250 193 40 17
324 We need a new hobby. 1.2958 0.03917 240 188 33 19
325 There go the Hindenbergs 1.2955 0.03619 264 204 42 18
326 Maybe we should try those energy drinks... 1.2954 0.03571 237 178 48 11
327 It's probably just another artificial intelligence thing. 1.2951 0.03825 244 190 36 18
328 I told you we shouldn’t have eaten those mushrooms 1.2950 0.03524 261 199 47 15
329 What kind of mushrooms were those, anyway? 1.2946 0.03421 258 194 52 12
330 Honey, I think the neighbor kids are high again. 1.2946 0.03676 258 200 40 18
331 Looks like Hal's shoulder surgery went well. 1.2944 0.03987 214 165 35 14
332 They used to be so down to earth. 1.2941 0.03891 238 186 34 18
333 Look at that. The neighbors have found yet one more way to look down on us. 1.2941 0.03845 238 185 36 17
334 I think they're taking this snowbird thing a little too literally. 1.2939 0.03513 262 200 47 15
335 Gravity is still a thing, right? 1.2939 0.03723 245 189 40 16
336 There was a time I enjoyed the caption contest. Now they're just annoying! 1.2937 0.03901 252 200 30 22
337 Wow - United's really cutting back. 1.2937 0.03901 252 200 30 22
338 I wish our new neighbors were more down-to-earth. 1.2933 0.03796 225 172 40 13
339 We'd better go easy on the mushrooms. 1.2932 0.03475 266 203 48 15
340 When the realtor warned us about our high-flying neighbors, this is not quite what came to my mind" 1.2929 0.03831 239 186 36 17
341 Do you see any wires?” 1.2929 0.03967 239 189 30 20
342 I don't think that stuff on our car was bird poop. 1.2927 0.03798 246 192 36 18
343 Those TikTok challenges are fun till someone gets hurt. 1.2925 0.03765 253 198 36 19
344 CPAs going home. Tax season must be over. 1.2925 0.03680 253 196 40 17
345 Looks like the first Robinsons of spring. 1.2925 0.03594 253 194 44 15
346 The Johnsons call it microdosing but it looks pretty macro to me. 1.2920 0.03984 226 177 32 17
347 I'm sick of these Golden Parachuters landing in our neighborhood! 1.2918 0.03704 233 178 42 13
348 First the snacks, then the carry-on luggage, now this! 1.2917 0.03908 240 189 32 19
349 Looks like the snowbirds are heading back home. 1.2915 0.03696 247 191 40 16
350 They just paid off their student loans. 1.2913 0.03981 230 181 31 18
351 That's not sustainable. 1.2907 0.03554 227 170 48 9
352 I really thought the pigs would beat them to it. 1.2902 0.04104 224 178 27 19
353 Don't worry, I'm watching them like a hawk. 1.2900 0.03821 231 179 37 15
354 Are we the left behinds? 1.2900 0.03771 231 178 39 14
355 I knew when we started planting cannabis we'd have more than deer to worry about. 1.2896 0.03940 221 172 34 15
356 Apparently those are the folks that grow the best weed in the neighborhood. 1.2895 0.03666 266 209 37 20
357 I dunno but I’m glad I’m not a statue 1.2893 0.03698 242 187 40 15
358 What types of herbs are these again? 1.2893 0.03744 242 188 38 16
359 Looks like the snow birds are coming home early this year. 1.2892 0.03714 249 194 38 17
360 Wow. Spirit Airlines has really pared down their services. 1.2890 0.04081 218 172 29 17
361 Harmless unless they're vegans 1.2886 0.03563 246 188 45 13
362 Oh no, they’re back. I’m going to pull the car into the garage. 1.2886 0.03700 246 191 39 16
363 Do you ever wish we were migratory? 1.2886 0.03609 246 189 43 14
364 I hope they remember the Andersons' new invisible fence. 1.2885 0.03959 253 204 25 24
365 Talk about no frills... 1.2879 0.03643 264 207 38 19
366 I don’t know Madge. Maybe we should find a more interesting hobby 1.2875 0.03620 240 184 43 13
367 These Amazon drones are getting pretty lifelike. 1.2874 0.03731 247 193 37 17
368 I hate it when your parents drop in on us. 1.2874 0.03659 254 198 39 17
369 Nice couple, but I wish they were a little more down to earth 1.2871 0.03978 209 162 34 13
370 I think we need a new bucket list! 1.2869 0.03671 244 189 40 15
371 Well. I'm never getting the lawnmower back. 1.2863 0.04013 234 187 27 20
372 I think we planted the wrong mushrooms 1.2863 0.03654 241 186 41 14
373 These no frill airlines have gone too far 1.2857 0.03963 238 190 28 20
374 We might need bigger scarecrows this year. 1.2857 0.03612 245 189 42 14
375 You said we will be the only couple with an alternative lifestyle here 1.2857 0.03502 231 174 48 9
376 Are you sure you gave them oregano? 1.2851 0.03894 228 179 33 16
377 I wish they would just stay in Canada year-round. 1.2851 0.04032 221 175 29 17
378 Yeah, I’m acquainted with them. Couple of strange birds. 1.2850 0.03964 214 167 33 14
379 Huh. They're early this year. 1.2845 0.03574 239 183 44 12
380 Why do your parents never call before dropping in? 1.2844 0.03911 218 170 34 14
381 We'll never keep up with the Joneses. 1.2840 0.03314 257 194 53 10
382 Why can't the Robinsons just drive to Florida like everyone else? 1.2840 0.03721 243 190 37 16
383 Wow, the migration problem has really gotten out of hand! 1.2839 0.03937 236 188 29 19
384 It's the summer people arriving 1.2838 0.03570 229 174 45 10
385 I want to grow what our neighbors are growing. 1.2837 0.03892 215 167 35 13
386 Uh-oh, it's your brother again just dropping in unannounced... 1.2836 0.04016 201 156 33 12
387 I told you it was safe to plant -- here come the snowbirds returning from Florida! 1.2833 0.03683 233 180 40 13
388 Honey, these cannabis plants we are growing might be a bit too potent. 1.2832 0.03863 226 177 34 15
389 When they say they're above us... 1.2831 0.03949 219 172 32 15
390 I wish your parents would warn us before dropping by. 1.2831 0.04002 219 173 30 16
391 Honey, we're failing once again to keep up with our neighbors. 1.2829 0.04020 205 160 32 13
392 Looks like Dave & Margaret finally got their medical cannabis cards. 1.2822 0.03962 241 194 26 21
393 Now I understand why everyone keeps describing our new neighbors as flighty. 1.2819 0.03531 227 172 46 9
394 I guess if they can tweet they can fly. 1.2819 0.04093 227 183 24 20
395 They're actually an invasive species. 1.2818 0.03985 220 174 30 16
396 Well between the price of gas and eggs it was only a matter of time. 1.2817 0.03968 213 167 32 14
397 Yes, the new rule of thumb is to plant when you see the first skydivers of spring. 1.2814 0.04162 199 157 28 14
398 Oh great, the Long-Winded Loons are back from migration. 1.2811 0.03607 249 194 40 15
399 I thought Canadians only fly south in winter? 1.2810 0.03831 210 162 37 11
400 They must not have kids 1.2810 0.04118 210 167 27 16
401 I heard that United was offering dual bookings on super economy coach with plenty of legroom. 1.2805 0.03811 221 172 36 13
402 Judy and Tim's marriage looks like it's off to a flying start. 1.2805 0.03756 221 171 38 12
403 So that's who's eating our tomatoes! 1.2802 0.03685 232 180 39 13
404 Tell them we already belong to a church. 1.2800 0.03656 225 173 41 11
405 So much for designating our no-fly zone. 1.2800 0.03489 225 170 47 8
406 We‘ll need a more sophisticated scarecrow. 1.2798 0.03756 243 192 34 17
407 They better open their chutes soon. 1.2798 0.03571 243 188 42 13
408 Shouldn’t their parachutes have opened by now? 1.2797 0.03541 236 181 44 11
409 I see the neighbors are high again. 1.2795 0.03716 229 178 38 13
410 Are you sure we ate the right mushrooms? 1.2790 0.03621 233 180 41 12
411 They just want our zucchini. 1.2788 0.03587 226 173 43 10
412 Do you think we can hire your mother to stand out here all day? 1.2786 0.04185 201 160 26 15
413 Wow, Amazon’s really upped their delivery game! 1.2783 0.04138 212 170 25 17
414 Like it or not, the suburbs have changed. 1.2783 0.03740 212 163 39 10
415 I prefer a more grounded approach myself. 1.2783 0.03858 212 165 35 12
416 When I ordered the mushroom spores for them I thought they were going to grow them. 1.2783 0.03998 230 185 26 19
417 Damn empty nesters! 1.2780 0.03761 205 157 39 9
418 I guess Clark and Lois are eating the bird seed again. 1.2778 0.03504 234 179 45 10
419 Wow, those Chinese balloons are getting very creative 1.2778 0.03913 198 153 35 10
420 They maxed out on their credit cards. They're living off the float. 1.2778 0.03780 198 151 39 8
421 Look— the snow birds are returning early this year. 1.2778 0.03658 234 182 39 13
422 I don't know about you, Marge, but I'm getting kind of tired of keeping up with the Joneses. 1.2771 0.03887 231 184 30 17
423 There’s a new dispensary in town. 1.2771 0.03478 231 176 46 9
424 Ok, next time they invite us to dinner, we’re going! 1.2771 0.03838 231 183 32 16
425 And you thought the vacation package was a scam. 1.2767 0.03681 206 157 41 8
426 Hey Honey, Orville and Wilbur are back. 1.2766 0.03594 235 182 41 12
427 The Robbins are back 1.2764 0.03716 246 195 34 17
428 Retirement seems to be working for those two 1.2763 0.03719 228 178 37 13
429 i guess redbull does give you wings 1.2762 0.03745 239 189 34 16
430 They're heading north. We should have put the peas in last week. 1.2760 0.03906 221 175 31 15
431 There go the Johnson's for the early bird special, again. 1.2756 0.03644 225 174 40 11
432 ...That explains my windshield. 1.2756 0.03855 225 178 32 15
433 Looks like the neighbors decided to plant cannabis this year too. 1.2754 0.03792 207 160 37 10
434 I see the snowbirds are coming back. 1.2751 0.03653 229 178 39 12
435 I guess it’s pigs next…. 1.2750 0.04006 200 157 31 12
436 Yeah, but our Lifestyle keeps us more grounded! 1.2744 0.03635 215 165 41 9
437 Those AI drones look entirely too lifelike! 1.2744 0.03923 215 170 31 14
438 I just don’t think we can keep up with the Jonses. 1.2743 0.03736 226 177 36 13
439 First drones. Now this. 1.2741 0.03981 197 154 32 11
440 We're going to have to put netting up again if we want to enjoy our tomatoes. 1.2740 0.03837 208 162 35 11
441 It's a bird, it's a plane...oh no, it's Mel and Gladys! 1.2739 0.03575 241 188 40 13
442 The neighbors will be landing shortly !!" 1.2737 0.03870 190 146 36 8
443 They land on the deck again, I'm taking the hose to them. 1.2736 0.03926 201 157 33 11
444 I really hate when your family drops in unannounced! 1.2736 0.03666 212 163 40 9
445 They’ll do anything to get on Nextdoor. 1.2731 0.03680 216 167 39 10
446 They come earlier and earlier every year. 1.2727 0.03625 231 180 39 12
447 Would it kill them to call before they drop in? 1.2727 0.04166 209 169 23 17
448 Somehow they still think we can’t tell when they’re high. 1.2723 0.03875 235 189 28 18
449 ...more like poultry in motion 1.2723 0.03712 213 165 38 10
450 Look honey, another sign that spring is here, the snow birds are returning. 1.2723 0.03845 202 157 35 10
451 Another neighborhood ruined by White Flight 1.2723 0.04128 191 151 28 12
452 Great, now the Petersons know we have lettuce. 1.2722 0.04258 169 132 28 9
453 Look, Marge, the loons! The loons! 1.2719 0.03999 217 174 27 16
454 Quick, put the cover over the car! 1.2718 0.03977 206 163 30 13
455 You ever feel like everyone else has cooler hobbies than us? 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
456 Their weed must have sprouted last year. 1.2715 0.03998 221 178 26 17
457 We may not be having fun, But, Remember, We'll be eating green beans in THREE MONTHS. 1.2714 0.03683 210 162 39 9
458 Unidentified flying assholes. 1.2713 0.04371 188 152 21 15
459 They'd better stay away from our windshield. 1.2713 0.03462 247 192 43 12
460 Get ready for, 'And boy, are my arms tired!' 1.2710 0.03755 214 167 36 11
461 Don’t look up it’s the Canadians. 1.2708 0.03905 192 149 34 9
462 Guess we know who shit on your car 1.2707 0.03944 229 185 26 18
463 Classic Peter Pan Syndrome. 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
464 New Yorkers again. 1.2705 0.03584 244 192 38 14
465 Am I dreaming, or are the Petermans back early from Florida this year? 1.2704 0.03782 196 151 37 8
466 Somebody should tell them to pull the cord. 1.2704 0.03984 196 154 31 11
467 It must be a woke thing. 1.2700 0.03928 200 157 32 11
468 I guess we can look forward to more insufferable stories about their fabulous trip south next summer. 1.2700 0.03928 200 157 32 11
469 Elon is up to something again 1.2698 0.03854 215 170 32 13
470 Apparently there are more upsides to living in "flyover country" than we were told. 1.2698 0.03798 215 169 34 12
471 I thought that it would be the pigs first. 1.2698 0.04020 215 173 26 16
472 I hear nerds mate for life. 1.2687 0.04036 201 160 28 13
473 Somebody weeded their garden. 1.2687 0.03847 201 157 34 10
474 Don't they know we live next to the skeet shooting range? 1.2685 0.04057 216 175 24 17
475 Looks like the Spirit Airlines has figured out the ultimate cheap flight. 1.2685 0.03782 216 170 34 12
476 Oh no the Canadian royal airforce 1.2680 0.04326 194 158 20 16
477 I wish they would stop selling Red Bull at the convenience store! 1.2677 0.04076 198 158 27 13
478 I see the snowbirds are migrating back from down south 1.2673 0.03593 217 168 40 9
479 It’s not just a feeling. They really ARE just above it all. 1.2670 0.03663 221 173 37 11
480 You know it's spring when the entitled white babblers return. 1.2669 0.03608 236 186 37 13
481 So, does this mean Hell is about to freeze over? 1.2667 0.03852 195 152 34 9
482 Maybe we'd better stop planting. They're flying SOUTH. 1.2667 0.03606 210 162 40 8
483 Looks like the summer camp is doing ‘Peter Pan’ again this year” 1.2664 0.03742 214 168 35 11
484 It seems they are not in the placebo group. 1.2663 0.04058 199 159 27 13
485 Looks like they've finally legalized cannabis. 1.2663 0.04076 184 145 29 10
486 Snowbirds 1.2661 0.03807 218 173 32 13
487 We're gonna need more than just a scarecrow. 1.2661 0.03807 218 173 32 13
488 Do NOT feed them. 1.2661 0.03751 218 172 34 12
489 Well looks like the flying monkeys have finally evolved. 1.2657 0.03825 207 163 33 11
490 Branson and Bezos again. 1.2657 0.03886 207 164 31 12
491 How do we keep up with the Joneses now? 1.2652 0.03644 181 137 40 4
492 Looks like they just raided Mary Lou's marijuana patch. 1.2651 0.03668 215 168 37 10
493 White flight is ruining this neighborhood! 1.2650 0.04281 200 164 19 17
494 Maybe the lettuce nibblers aren't rabbits.” 1.2647 0.03701 272 224 24 24
495 I wonder if they would check for balls on our roof. 1.2646 0.03464 223 172 43 8
496 The Snow Birds are back. 1.2644 0.03685 208 162 37 9
497 Perhaps we could throw in a little cannabis too? 1.2644 0.03685 208 162 37 9
498 It’s amazing how they find their way back home every spring. 1.2643 0.03852 227 183 28 16
499 Must be spring, the snow birds are migrating back to New England. 1.2642 0.04075 193 154 27 12
500 We need to get a new scare crow. 1.2642 0.03876 212 169 30 13
501 I still think gardening is the best hobby for us. 1.2642 0.03513 212 163 42 7
502 Please tell me you parked in the garage. 1.2642 0.03638 212 165 38 9
503 I always thought they were kind of flighty. 1.2639 0.03881 216 173 29 14
504 Looks like we're in for a hard fall. 1.2634 0.04316 186 151 21 14
505 This time, you’re washing the car! 1.2634 0.04037 186 147 29 10
506 The snowbirds have returned. 1.2634 0.04026 205 165 26 14
507 I think they’re just winging it. 1.2634 0.03781 205 161 34 10
508 These gender reveal stunts are getting risky 1.2634 0.03905 205 163 30 12
509 Some days it just doesn't pay to look up. 1.2632 0.03912 209 167 29 13
510 Honey, the Joneses are getting high again. 1.2629 0.03743 213 168 34 11
511 Looks like the Johnsons have migrated back from Florida. 1.2627 0.03638 217 170 37 10
512 I told the kids 5,000 feet! 1.2621 0.03764 206 162 34 10
513 Being shot out of a cannon is SO last century. 1.2620 0.04227 187 151 23 13
514 We’ll need to put up the netting pretty soon. 1.2619 0.03654 210 164 37 9
515 So why are they so happy their chutes didn't open 1.2619 0.03776 210 166 33 11
516 They should have pulled the cord a while ago. 1.2618 0.03746 191 148 36 7
517 Oh look, the Hendersons are off to Capistrano 1.2618 0.03960 191 151 30 10
518 We need bigger feeders. 1.2618 0.03960 191 151 30 10
519 I wish we had an HOA. 1.2615 0.03766 195 152 35 8
520 Well, at least the airlines haven't cancelled flights of fancy! 1.2614 0.04186 176 140 26 10
521 I see the snowbirds are back again. 1.2613 0.03850 199 157 32 10
522 It's called jumping to a conclusion. 1.2611 0.04121 180 143 27 10
523 They spend the damn winter in Arizona and expect us to welcome them with open arms! 1.2611 0.03968 180 141 31 8
524 I assume the garden club is aware that the Mortensons are cultivating marijuana. 1.2611 0.04224 203 167 19 17
525 One year we're going to find out what they're growing. 1.2609 0.03871 207 165 30 12
526 Careful up there,Icarus. 1.2609 0.04203 184 148 24 12
527 Alice said they would be flying home today. 1.2606 0.04139 188 151 25 12
528 Get the hose. 1.2604 0.03579 192 147 40 5
529 They're early this year. 1.2603 0.03779 219 175 31 13
530 They identify as birds. 1.2602 0.04147 196 159 23 14
531 I'm tired of the Joneses. 1.2600 0.03631 200 155 38 7
532 Climate change. The snowbirds come back earlier every year. 1.2600 0.04087 200 162 24 14
533 Those corporate vultures are hovering again. 1.2600 0.04025 200 161 26 13
534 They’re headed straight for the trampoline. 1.2596 0.03974 208 168 26 14
535 I swear, if they do that 'boy are my arms tired' joke again.... 1.2596 0.03697 235 189 31 15
536 I think Tom and Gale started seeing that marriage counselor. 1.2595 0.03737 185 143 36 6
537 They winter in Mexico, but they nest in the Poconos 1.2594 0.03685 212 167 35 10
538 Man, those no-frills airlines sure have stripped back on the luxuries. 1.2593 0.04119 189 152 25 12
539 Spring's here when you see the Finches fly back from Boca. 1.2591 0.03854 193 152 32 9
540 Has it really been seventeen years? 1.2591 0.03638 193 149 38 6
541 Yeah, but can they wordle? 1.2591 0.04125 193 156 24 13
542 I heard they are having sex again. 1.2588 0.04197 170 135 26 9
543 Snowbirds coming back. 1.2585 0.03766 205 162 33 10
544 You can tell it's spring when the snowbirds return. 1.2584 0.04067 178 141 28 9
545 What do you think they planted? 1.2582 0.03788 213 170 31 12
546 So THAT'S who shit on the car. 1.2581 0.04162 186 150 24 12
547 Now that's taking No-Frills Airlines too far! 1.2579 0.03962 190 151 29 10
548 I thought Jim's was just a fly-by-night operation 1.2579 0.03819 190 149 33 8
549 Let's guess what they're growing. 1.2578 0.03480 225 176 40 9
550 Is it me, or do they arrive a little earlier every spring? 1.2577 0.03837 194 153 32 9
551 So much for Trump's Wall. 1.2576 0.04171 198 162 21 15
552 But can it compare with the thrill of that first ripe tomato? 1.2575 0.04492 167 136 19 12
553 I swear the Snowbirds are returning to Canada earlier every year. 1.2574 0.03668 202 158 36 8
554 Do you see what I think I see? 1.2571 0.04029 175 138 29 8
555 We're gonna need one helluva scarecrow. 1.2570 0.04106 214 177 19 18
556 At least they're enjoying what little time they have left. 1.2570 0.04488 179 148 16 15
557 How do we keep up with that? 1.2570 0.03724 179 138 36 5
558 They said this wasn’t supposed to happen until 2075… 1.2568 0.04134 183 147 25 11
559 Would prefer "helicopter parents" to helicopter neighbors. 1.2567 0.04211 187 152 22 13
560 So that's why we are always refilling the feeder. 1.2565 0.04148 191 155 23 13
561 I see the Wilsons took up birding... 1.2564 0.04087 195 158 24 13
562 Living in a flyover state is more exciting than people assume. 1.2562 0.03783 203 161 32 10
563 Traffic must be bad on the expressway again today 1.2559 0.03624 211 166 36 9
564 I see the snow birds have returned from Florida. 1.2558 0.04235 172 138 24 10
565 Birdseed on their cereal has really worked out well for them. 1.2557 0.04009 176 139 29 8
566 I'm so glad we are grounded, unlike the Thompsons. 1.2554 0.03892 184 145 31 8
567 Looks like the snowbirds have started migrating. 1.2553 0.04053 188 151 26 11
568 Last year they got my carrots. 1.2552 0.03855 192 152 31 9
569 Looks like Senator Cruz is flying south for the winter. 1.2552 0.03994 192 154 27 11
570 That wasn't in the forecast. 1.2552 0.03561 192 148 39 5
571 Back from Boca. Right on time. 1.2551 0.03590 196 152 38 6
572 I just hate it when they come back in spring. 1.2550 0.03614 200 156 37 7
573 Bill and Mary are back from Florida early this year. 1.2550 0.03883 200 160 29 11
574 Get the scarecrow out, Martha. They're at it again. 1.2550 0.03683 200 157 35 8
575 So help me, if they crap on the car again... 1.2549 0.03954 204 165 26 13
576 It really is spring. The snowbirds have returned. 1.2547 0.03608 212 167 36 9
577 And just last week I saw pigs flying. 1.2545 0.04354 165 133 22 10
578 The Crows are at it again. 1.2544 0.03849 169 131 33 5
579 The Wilsons seem lighter now that they're empty nesters. 1.2542 0.03989 177 140 29 8
580 Their hobbies are so much more interesting than ours. 1.2541 0.03796 185 145 33 7
581 You were right! Your parents are "dropping in" for a vist. 1.2540 0.03668 189 147 36 6
582 I see the snowbirds are back from Florida. 1.2538 0.03785 197 156 32 9
583 Well, the Johnsons are back from Florida early this year. 1.2537 0.03667 201 158 35 8
584 Maybe they don't have real I.D.s.. 1.2537 0.03734 201 159 33 9
585 Snow birds, right on time. 1.2529 0.04029 174 138 28 8
586 Yah, but now there are no more phone booths to change in. 1.2527 0.04281 182 149 20 13
587 I think we're going to need bigger hats! 1.2527 0.03987 182 145 28 9
588 Ahhhh spring...when the Keppelmans return from Tampa. 1.2527 0.03987 182 145 28 9
589 "There's no keeping up with the Joneses anymore." 1.2527 0.03855 186 147 31 8
590 Looks like the neighbors are getting high again. 1.2526 0.03651 190 148 36 6
591 We must ask them where they go sometime. 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
592 Martha, which mushrooms were in the casserole? 1.2526 0.03945 190 152 28 10
593 I tried to explain why it's impossible, but they wouldn't listen... 1.2526 0.03749 194 153 33 8
594 Every time I wash the damn car... 1.2526 0.03957 194 156 27 11
595 Don’t forget to put up the scarecrows. 1.2525 0.03768 198 157 32 9
596 I guess it is spring, the Schutlzs are migrating from Florida. 1.2524 0.03471 206 160 40 6
597 Now that's a hobby. 1.2524 0.03734 206 164 32 10
598 Oh, look! The first Fennimores of the spring! 1.2515 0.04467 163 133 19 11
599 Snowbirds returning. 1.2515 0.04237 171 138 23 10
600 I think we're going to need a bigger bird bath. 1.2515 0.04155 171 137 25 9
601 Remember not to park under the big maple. 1.2515 0.04155 171 137 25 9
602 So that's why their lawn is a mess. 1.2514 0.03653 183 142 36 5
603 Martha, I don’t think we can keep up with the Joneses anymore. 1.2513 0.04055 187 151 25 11
604 I don't care if they identify as birds but they need to stop leaving their droppings on the statues. 1.2513 0.04071 195 159 23 13
605 I think it's Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon. They are headed for yet another predictable crash. 1.2513 0.03818 199 159 30 10
606 I hate when they just drop in 1.2512 0.03702 203 161 33 9
607 The Vegans are back? Hide the legumes! 1.2500 0.03768 180 141 33 6
608 I see the Jensen's are flying back from Florida. 1.2500 0.04367 168 137 20 11
609 FOX is saying they're Chinese Balloons. 1.2500 0.04148 176 142 24 10
610 Quick! Hand me my slingshot. 1.2500 0.03785 196 156 31 9
611 That's just Tucker Carlson and that Kari person flying off to their Alternative Universe 1.2500 0.04226 176 143 22 11
612 You know spring is here when the neighborhoods are flying back from Florida. 1.2500 0.03766 192 152 32 8
613 I wonder if they know that the windmills are on today 1.2500 0.03921 196 158 27 11
614 This anti-science movement has really taken off. 1.2500 0.03853 196 157 29 10
615 Oh, no! The "snow birds" are returning from Florida, and we'll have to listen to every wonderful moment they've had. 1.2500 0.03734 200 159 32 9
616 Damn tourists. 1.2500 0.03795 184 145 32 7
617 Nobody was nibbling at our plants. They were smokin’ them. 1.2500 0.04133 172 138 25 9
618 Sure beats flying commercial. 1.2500 0.04069 176 141 26 9
619 Must be nice not to have kids. 1.2500 0.03846 168 131 32 5
620 And they seemed so down to earth! 1.2500 0.04693 156 129 15 12
621 If I hear one more chorus of "Come fly with me" I am shooting them down! 1.2500 0.04308 184 152 18 14
622 No doubt the effects of our cannabis crop." 1.2500 0.03685 180 140 35 5
623 Well, I guess it beats United Airlines.” 1.2500 0.04115 168 134 26 8
624 Maybe we should just start growing normal herbs instead. 1.2500 0.03768 180 141 33 6
625 Looks like the lawyers are flocking to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2488 0.03922 205 167 25 13
626 Cover your head 1.2488 0.03511 201 157 38 6
627 are those cloud engineers? 1.2487 0.03748 193 153 32 8
628 This time of year is just magical - the return of the snowbirds. 1.2487 0.03873 189 151 29 9
629 I see your folks are popping in for one of their surprise visits. 1.2487 0.03945 189 152 27 10
630 Ugh, gravity deniers! 1.2486 0.03777 185 146 32 7
631 Maybe we should put the car in the garage. I just washed it. 1.2486 0.04280 177 145 20 12
632 Oh yea, the ornithologists convention is this weekend. 1.2486 0.04029 173 138 27 8
633 The Sullivans sure have that empty nest thing figured out. 1.2486 0.04350 173 142 19 12
634 I swear, if that's Fred and Lisa, we're moving. I won't listen to one more amazing thing they did at game night." 1.2484 0.04408 161 131 20 10
635 I’m not sure a scarecrow will work. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
636 Oh damn, not again, I just washed the car! 1.2475 0.04015 198 162 23 13
637 Vulture capitalists are eating the neighborhood alive! 1.2475 0.03818 198 159 29 10
638 Isn't it a bit early for the Snowbirds to be migrating up North from Florida? 1.2475 0.03467 198 154 39 5
639 Screw this! Let's plant what they're smoking. 1.2473 0.04191 182 149 21 12
640 Their hobby looks more fun. 1.2472 0.03949 178 142 28 8
641 Are you sure you want to keep up with the Joneses? 1.2472 0.03867 178 141 30 7
642 What mushrooms did you put in the stew? 1.2471 0.04009 174 139 27 8
643 It's some new drug he said he takes. 1.2471 0.03985 170 135 28 7
644 Billionaires. 1.2470 0.04224 166 134 23 9
645 I hate the way they just drop in. 1.2469 0.03823 162 126 32 4
646 Is it 4:20 already? 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
647 And I thought the deer were going to be a problem. 1.2468 0.03776 158 122 33 3
648 We’re going to need a better scarecrow. 1.2464 0.03765 207 167 29 11
649 We literally can't keep up with the Joneses. 1.2463 0.03685 203 162 32 9
650 maybe we should keep the kids away from the fertilizer 1.2461 0.03908 191 154 27 10
651 Looks like we can take down our fences now,” Harold. 1.2461 0.03765 191 152 31 8
652 They're smiling now, but wait a split second. 1.2460 0.03664 187 147 34 6
653 I swear to God, they shit on my car one more time..... 1.2460 0.04037 187 152 24 11
654 Well, at least they're off their phones. 1.2459 0.03794 183 145 31 7
655 They must be loons. 1.2459 0.04098 183 149 23 11
656 Clearly, theirs has a much higher THC content. 1.2458 0.04162 179 146 22 11
657 Don't worry. It's only the Republicans going south. 1.2458 0.04310 179 148 18 13
658 Did you tell the Lindbergh’s to drop in anytime? 1.2456 0.03787 171 134 32 5
659 We need to dream bigger. 1.2456 0.04217 171 139 22 10
660 Looks like Bob and Sally are into the gummies again. 1.2456 0.04134 171 138 24 9
661 Looks like the Martins are back early this year. 1.2456 0.03964 171 136 28 7
662 Oh look honey! Snow Birds! 1.2453 0.04061 159 126 27 6
663 Geeeze, Bob and Shirley are higher than kites again! 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
664 Oh no, not those Chinese spy divers again! 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
665 It must be spring. The assholes are back. 1.2446 0.04078 184 150 23 11
666 So I guess Rick never got that golden parachute he hoped for after the merger, huh? 1.2446 0.04360 184 154 15 15
667 Those Canadians! 1.2444 0.04065 180 146 24 10
668 Ah, I keep forgetting the neighbors are bird people. 1.2444 0.03909 180 144 28 8
669 We'll be empty nesters before you know it. 1.2439 0.04335 164 134 20 10
670 What if we were naked? 1.2437 0.03940 160 126 29 5
671 Do you ever get the feeling that we are chumps? 1.2437 0.03940 160 126 29 5
672 Well, they always seemed flighty... 1.2437 0.04411 160 131 19 10
673 Maybe we do need a scarecrow. 1.2437 0.03681 197 157 32 8
674 We simply can’t keep up with the Droneses anymore. 1.2436 0.04581 156 129 16 11
675 Before the Hendricks moved in, everyone respected gravity. 1.2435 0.03582 193 152 35 6
676 Didn"t see that in the forecast. 1.2435 0.03802 193 155 29 9
677 Remember to laugh at "And boy are my arms tired." 1.2432 0.03835 185 148 29 8
678 I knew they got high a lot but not that high! 1.2428 0.03923 173 138 28 7
679 It's always a sign of the season when the Solomons return to Capistrano. 1.2426 0.03751 202 163 29 10
680 Makes me wonder what’s in their garden. 1.2423 0.03640 194 154 33 7
681 Jane, please tell me the truth about what you put in the brownies. 1.2422 0.04386 161 132 19 10
682 But I thought we were waiting for pigs to do that 1.2421 0.04049 190 156 22 12
683 This magic mushroom trend is getting out of hand. 1.2419 0.03892 186 150 27 9
684 Guess we’re gonna need a bigger scarecrow. 1.2419 0.04249 186 155 17 14
685 Southwest must have cancelled a bunch of flights again. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
686 Their way of spending quality time together seems slightly more invigorating than ours. 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
687 So the Hendersons are finally going to Capistrano. 1.2418 0.03792 182 145 30 7
688 I told you there would be unintended consequences of A.I. 1.2418 0.04100 182 149 22 11
689 Greater Spotted Hendersons, the smug look on the male gives it away. 1.2418 0.04025 182 148 24 10
690 No Mary Jane, that's a whole different kind of pot 1.2418 0.04025 182 148 24 10
691 So, what happened to the flying cars? 1.2416 0.04113 149 118 26 5
692 Doesn’t look like a bird or a plane. 1.2416 0.03846 178 142 29 7
693 The Johnsons...they were drones even before they could fly. 1.2414 0.03987 174 140 26 8
694 They don’t quack like ducks. 1.2414 0.03601 203 162 33 8
695 Those Red Bull ads are getting more and more realistic 1.2412 0.03851 199 162 26 11
696 Looks like the Andersons have overcome their fear of flying. 1.2412 0.03716 199 160 30 9
697 Out with the helicopter parents, in with the Zoomers. 1.2412 0.04218 170 139 21 10
698 Sweetums, we're gonna need stronger pesticide. 1.2412 0.03963 170 136 27 7
699 I don't mind guests getting high but I hate when they show up that way. 1.2410 0.03767 195 157 29 9
700 I guess Pigs can fly 1.2410 0.03933 166 132 28 6
701 Which edible did you give me? 1.2410 0.04114 166 134 24 8
702 Snow birds are on their way home! 1.2406 0.03873 187 151 27 9
703 I'd rather have the crows. 1.2406 0.03482 187 146 37 4
704 WOW! The flying Wallenda's have really improved their show. 1.2406 0.03798 187 150 29 8
705 Looks like Ralph is having his recurring dream. 1.2405 0.04346 158 129 20 9
706 Sometimes I wish I was gay. 1.2405 0.04346 158 129 20 9
707 Honey where’s the scareperson 1.2405 0.04346 158 129 20 9
708 Ugh! Our neighbors are circling a carcass. 1.2404 0.04079 183 150 22 11
709 I hate it when your parents jump drop in" 1.2404 0.04005 183 149 24 10
710 I have to try a different edible 1.2404 0.03773 183 146 30 7
711 Bit early for empty nesters. 1.2404 0.03475 208 165 36 7
712 If you think that’s bad Madge, wait until you see how the airlines delivers their luggage. 1.2403 0.04612 154 128 15 11
713 More gravity deniers. 1.2402 0.04142 179 147 21 11
714 Oh no, the neighbors are high again. 1.2400 0.04129 175 143 22 10
715 I don’t know, I think I would have chosen invisibility. 1.2400 0.04129 175 143 22 10
716 It's raining men. Hallelujah. 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
717 I wonder if they mate for life? 1.2398 0.03819 196 159 27 10
718 Not what I was expecting when your brothers said they were flying in today. 1.2398 0.04028 171 138 25 8
719 First Roberts of the spring 1.2398 0.04113 171 139 23 9
720 They were bumped from their flight. 1.2398 0.04028 171 138 25 8
721 I still say that their landing strip violates our zoning. 1.2397 0.04486 146 119 19 8
722 I thought Bob only flapped his lips. 1.2395 0.04265 167 137 20 10
723 I think Jay and Robin are going a little overboard with the self-actualization 1.2395 0.04092 167 135 24 8
724 I used to work with both of them a few years ago. Even then they were known as drones. 1.2394 0.03927 188 153 25 10
725 Well, come August they will be telling the same old stories about celebrity sightings in Tampa, but we’ll be the ones with homegrown tomatoes and basil. 1.2393 0.03876 163 129 29 5
726 We're gonna have to repurpose the scarecrow. 1.2393 0.03972 163 130 27 6
727 Big deal, they went south for the winter. 1.2391 0.03985 184 150 24 10
728 Yep, it's them. The Snowbirds are coming back to town. 1.2391 0.03910 184 149 26 9
729 Oh crap! Is the rapture today? 1.2389 0.04121 180 148 21 11
730 I wonder what they're growing in their garden. 1.2387 0.04203 155 125 23 7
731 I told you this stuff is legal. 1.2386 0.04028 176 143 24 9
732 Wow, they weren't lying when they said they'd found a way to pollinate their garden without bees. 1.2386 0.03692 176 139 32 5
733 You got to love Amazon. 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
734 Makes sense. Growing up, they were never grounded. 1.2384 0.04091 172 140 23 9
735 We'll never be able to keep up with the Joneses! 1.2383 0.03563 193 153 34 6
736 uh hun, I don’t think that was mint we planted 1.2383 0.03854 193 157 26 10
737 I hope they don’t want to crash at our house again. 1.2381 0.03891 168 134 28 6
738 The vegans are out hunting for dinner again. 1.2381 0.03982 168 135 26 7
739 Talk about white flight. 1.2378 0.03576 185 146 34 5
740 I want their retirement life 1.2378 0.03855 164 130 29 5
741 We should really cut back on the mushrooms 1.2378 0.04136 164 133 23 8
742 Couples therapy flight school. We should try it. 1.2378 0.03855 164 130 29 5
743 Why don't we ever buy Red Bull? 1.2376 0.03870 181 146 27 8
744 Canadians flying North. Must really be Spring. 1.2375 0.03914 160 127 28 5
745 It must be Spring. The Berg's are in flight. 1.2375 0.03914 160 127 28 5
746 I wish we had their retirement planner 1.2375 0.03812 160 126 30 4
747 I know they said they'd "drop by," but this is ridiculous. 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
748 I thought rapture was next week. 1.2375 0.04297 160 131 20 9
749 We’re going to need one hell of a scarecrow. 1.2373 0.04165 177 146 20 11
750 I’m guessing ‘spirit’ air… Of course the bags fly free. 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
751 Oh yeah, I heard they quit Twitter. 1.2372 0.04277 156 127 21 8
752 I miss the days it was only bird poop you needed to clean off your windshield 1.2371 0.04039 194 161 20 13
753 We'd better get the car in the garage. 1.2368 0.03744 190 153 29 8
754 I see the Robins are back. 1.2368 0.04451 152 125 18 9
755 I don't think we'll be keeping up with the Joneses anymore. 1.2367 0.04048 169 137 24 8
756 I've heard that they're clean-energy fanatics. 1.2367 0.03488 169 131 36 2
757 Looks like the Gold Parachute CEO migration is happening early this year, honey. 1.2366 0.03872 186 151 26 9
758 They're Aires 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
759 You get the feeling we’re planting the wrong type of mushroom? 1.2364 0.04458 165 138 15 12
760 I believe it's Ted Cruz and his wife returning from wintering in Cancun. 1.2364 0.04374 165 137 17 11
761 OH NO ! I forgot I invited them to “drop in anytime “. 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
762 Honey, did you put out the glue traps? They’re back. 1.2360 0.03991 161 129 26 6
763 Uh-Oh! Here comes another pair of students failing the final exam for that online parachute school! 1.2360 0.03893 161 128 28 5
764 We should plant whatever they've been growing! 1.2360 0.03655 178 141 32 5
765 What kind of mushrooms did you say these are? 1.2359 0.03677 195 157 30 8
766 Uh…dang…I know you said only one brownie babe but… no, nevermind… 1.2356 0.04130 174 143 21 10
767 Time share salespeople, the first sign of summer. 1.2353 0.04112 170 139 22 9
768 Keeping up with the Joneses gets harder and harder. 1.2353 0.03850 170 136 28 6
769 Sure, their fares are low, but they make up for it by nickel and diming you to death. 1.2353 0.04425 153 126 18 9
770 I suppose they forgot to turn off airplane mode. 1.2353 0.04112 170 139 22 9
771 Tell me more about those mushrooms we've just eaten 1.2350 0.03671 183 146 31 6
772 That should be the last snowbirds returning from Florida. 1.2350 0.03589 183 145 33 5
773 I guess Peter and Wendy are back from Florida. 1.2350 0.03909 183 149 25 9
774 If the kids are back they must have run out of money. 1.2349 0.03814 166 132 29 5
775 Damn it, Perkins, I just washed that car. 1.2346 0.03967 179 146 24 9
776 I think the mushrooms are kicking in. 1.2346 0.03967 179 146 24 9
777 Uh-oh… looks like Ted and Glenda forgot something… 1.2346 0.03967 179 146 24 9
778 Looks like the snowbirds are heading home 1.2346 0.04158 162 132 22 8
779 They had to use their miles or lose their credits. 1.2346 0.03969 162 130 26 6
780 I don't like the way the Ruperts are flying over my car. 1.2346 0.03969 162 130 26 6
781 They've always been above it all. 1.2344 0.03635 192 154 31 7
782 I hope they don't nest in our attic again. 1.2344 0.03992 192 159 21 12
783 Millennials, Margery! They are coming back to roost. 1.2343 0.04028 175 143 23 9
784 Shouldn't the Muellers' chutes opened by now? 1.2343 0.03775 175 140 29 6
785 Well, they always did say the Johnsons were a little flighty. 1.2342 0.03931 158 126 27 5
786 Just when I thought we caught up with the Joneses. 1.2339 0.04091 171 140 22 9
787 The empty nesters are back. 1.2339 0.04336 171 143 16 12
788 Look. It's the first Robinsons of spring. 1.2339 0.04174 171 141 20 10
789 In the end, we're all compost. 1.2338 0.03994 154 123 26 5
790 Snowbirds are back. 1.2337 0.03813 184 149 27 8
791 Probably the Chinese again. 1.2337 0.04040 184 152 21 11
792 April showers bring May superpowers. 1.2335 0.04156 167 137 21 9
793 Look, another attempt by AI to humanize spy drones 1.2335 0.04242 167 138 19 10
794 Told you our new neighbours were high flyers. 1.2335 0.03979 167 135 25 7
795 Is that Sally Field?? 1.2333 0.03868 180 146 26 8
796 The Johnson's' always did strive for upward mobility. 1.2333 0.04479 150 124 17 9
797 I feel nostalgic for the days when all we had to worry about were drones. 1.2332 0.03692 193 156 29 8
798 I think they've made some advancements in hallucinagens... 1.2331 0.04225 163 134 20 9
799 We need a better hobbie 1.2330 0.04087 176 145 21 10
800 The Capistranos are returning early this year. 1.2327 0.04204 159 130 21 8
801 Well, that explains the broken glass in the patio door. 1.2327 0.04297 159 131 19 9
802 The FAA is gonna have a field day with this 1.2327 0.04010 159 128 25 6
803 Sure sign of spring, the Jones are flying up from Florida. 1.2326 0.03810 172 138 28 6
804 Am I high or are they? 1.2326 0.04069 172 141 22 9
805 First it was the Jones's, now we have to keep up with the Wrights. 1.2326 0.03985 172 140 24 8
806 They must be 'empty-nesters'... 1.2324 0.03716 185 149 29 7
807 They are always snooping. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
808 Behold the return of the snowbirds. 1.2323 0.03864 155 123 28 4
809 Someone has overdone the genetic engineering. 1.2323 0.04373 155 128 18 9
810 Looks like the Bracknells are back from Florida. 1.2323 0.04177 155 126 22 7
811 I’d heard that the Smiths fly south for the winter… 1.2321 0.04134 168 138 21 9
812 I feel like we moved to the wrong metaverse. 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
813 They bought Apple when it was $8 a share. 1.2321 0.04219 168 139 19 10
814 They're not pigs so it doesn't count. 1.2318 0.04351 151 124 19 8
815 Honey, get my gun. 1.2318 0.04144 151 122 23 6
816 A sure sign of spring. The Smiths are flying back from Florida. 1.2317 0.04020 164 133 24 7
817 Why do some companies want to humanize drones? 1.2316 0.04144 177 147 19 11
818 Here comes the fertilizer 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
819 I always know it's officially spring when the Byrds fly north for the summer. 1.2312 0.04364 160 133 17 10
820 Looks like Judy made a new batch of pot brownies. 1.2312 0.04130 173 143 20 10
821 Shit,our airline stocks just tanked! 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
822 Looks like the Snowbirds are home. 1.2312 0.03698 186 150 29 7
823 Well we were told our neighbors did get high on occasion! 1.2308 0.04196 169 140 19 10
824 Don't be so critical...they probably find gardening a strange hobby. 1.2308 0.03658 169 134 31 4
825 I know what it looks like, but it's actually AI. 1.2308 0.04112 169 139 21 9
826 Ah yes,the start of snowbird migration. 1.2308 0.04441 156 130 16 10
827 Looks like the Martens are back for the summer. 1.2308 0.03829 182 148 26 8
828 I’d rather be invisible…. 1.2308 0.04025 169 138 23 8
829 I see that the Canadians are flying north for the summer. 1.2303 0.03885 178 145 25 8
830 They're living my dream. 1.2303 0.04179 165 136 20 9
831 I guess I was confused when they said they were going to get high. 1.2303 0.04089 165 135 22 8
832 I’m never flying Spirit again. 1.2303 0.04266 165 137 18 10
833 Let’s hope they don’t poop on our car. 1.2303 0.03998 165 134 24 7
834 The cars are inside, right? 1.2303 0.03808 165 132 28 5
835 They did guarantee same day delivery… 1.2303 0.04089 165 135 22 8
836 I'm serious. Get an umbrella. 1.2303 0.03788 152 120 29 3
837 Sure but their hydrangeas this year are ghastly. 1.2303 0.04223 152 124 21 7
838 See. I told you they weren’t lying on those Red Bull commercials 1.2303 0.04223 152 124 21 7
839 Here come our new neighbors,The Drones. 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
840 I don't care. I still don't like technology. 1.2299 0.03601 187 150 31 6
841 The chatbot told them they could fly. They are in for a rude awakening. 1.2298 0.03764 161 128 29 4
842 Huh, Pam's got no chute.. 1.2298 0.04062 161 131 23 7
843 Looks like the snow birds are heading north a bit late this spring. 1.2294 0.03826 170 137 27 6
844 I'm ok with it as long as they stay over there. They made a HUGE mess on my car last year. 1.2294 0.03826 170 137 27 6
845 This new Neighborhood Watch is overbearing. 1.2294 0.03734 170 136 29 5
846 Since they started that, they've been insufferable. 1.2293 0.04128 157 128 22 7
847 Alice, get my gun. 1.2293 0.04028 157 127 24 6
848 We can safely plant the tomatoes. The Smiths are back from Florida. 1.2291 0.03866 179 146 25 8
849 It’s hard to welcome the snowbirds back when spring arrives. 1.2291 0.03866 179 146 25 8
850 So, those mushrooms that were here... 1.2289 0.04067 166 136 22 8
851 Look, honey, the snowbirds are headinig back to Canada! 1.2287 0.03663 188 152 29 7
852 Pull the cord! Pull the cord! 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
853 Forget about pigs... 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
854 I tell you, global warming is playing havoc with migration patterns... 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
855 The Space X trip to the moon did not work out 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
856 Did you know they mate for life? 1.2282 0.04579 149 125 14 10
857 They better not start eating my grass seed. 1.2281 0.04068 171 141 21 9
858 The Birdmans just crapped on our car. 1.2281 0.04068 171 141 21 9
859 Spring has arrived. The Swansons are back. 1.2280 0.03672 193 157 28 8
860 I told you that was too big to be bird shit. 1.2278 0.04202 158 130 20 8
861 Oh, so that's what they meant by weeding. 1.2278 0.03799 158 126 28 4
862 I just figured they meant weed, when they asked us to get high. 1.2278 0.03903 158 127 26 5
863 First it was neighbors with drones...now it's drone neighbors. 1.2278 0.04156 180 151 17 12
864 I'm just sick of cleaning their poop off the cars. 1.2278 0.03926 180 148 23 9
865 Icarus is really taking after his father 1.2278 0.03765 180 146 27 7
866 I remember when it was Summer, we would just fly kites. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
867 And the Snowbirds return. 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
868 Did you remember to open the window for the Janiseks? 1.2275 0.03567 189 152 31 6
869 It’s those damned Flying Wallendas again! 1.2273 0.04274 154 127 19 8
870 Trying so hard to win the “Best Couple” Award 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
871 I told them to call before dropping in." 1.2273 0.04372 154 128 17 9
872 Artificial Intelligence is getting good. They look just like people. 1.2273 0.04274 154 127 19 8
873 What kind of idiots fly south this time of year? 1.2273 0.04372 154 128 17 9
874 They always think they're better than us. 1.2270 0.03773 185 151 26 8
875 I forgot we had invited them over. 1.2270 0.04110 163 134 21 8
876 Shouldn't they have deployed their chutes by now? 1.2270 0.04201 163 135 19 9
877 What the fuck did they just call us? 1.2270 0.04201 163 135 19 9
878 They might want to think about opening their chutes. 1.2267 0.04139 150 122 22 6
879 Didn't we just have the windows washed? 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
880 I knew it wouldn't end with those damn drones. 1.2267 0.04246 150 123 20 7
881 Looks like it's time to Steve-and-Jenny-proof the garden again. 1.2267 0.04139 150 122 22 6
882 There go the Byrds again. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
883 Happy hour already? The swallows are in early from the Capistrano Bar & Grill." 1.2264 0.04081 159 130 22 7
884 Sure, but whose hobby will help us survive the zombie apocalypse? 1.2264 0.03983 159 129 24 6
885 I never bought their Clark and Lois story. 1.2264 0.04272 159 132 18 9
886 We’re not keeping up. 1.2264 0.03882 159 128 26 5
887 You didn't mention your relatives were flying in. 1.2264 0.04081 159 130 22 7
888 They say it cuts their commute time in half. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
889 I’m starting to think remote work really is a problem. 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
890 Well, growing rutabaga is OUR super power 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
891 They’re going to go after the lettuce, I can just tell. 1.2260 0.03883 177 145 24 8
892 That’s odd. They’re flying south. 1.2258 0.04047 155 126 23 6
893 How is the one guy flying without a jet-pack? 1.2258 0.04347 155 129 17 9
894 We should put up the scarebro! 1.2258 0.04249 155 128 19 8
895 I really thought living in a gated community would make a difference. 1.2256 0.04087 164 135 21 8
896 Keeping up with the Joneses just took on a whole new dimension. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
897 Two more neighbors flew the coop. 1.2256 0.04605 133 110 16 7
898 Oh, I forgot to tell you the Murphys are flying in for dinner tonight. 1.2254 0.04025 173 143 21 9
899 Didn’t we just have an HOA inspection? 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
900 I thought you said the dose was for "mindful gardening." 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
901 At least they provide free fertilizer. 1.2252 0.04220 151 124 20 7
902 I don't think the neighbors are planting perennials. 1.2252 0.04006 151 122 24 5
903 It's the Drones again. 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
904 Thank you, Angela, for being risk adverse. It makes me love you all the more. 1.2250 0.04248 160 133 18 9
905 They’ve taken helicopter parenting too far. 1.2249 0.04088 169 140 20 9
906 It's springtime for sure. The snowbirds are back. 1.2249 0.04174 169 141 18 10
907 They sure get high on whatever they are growing. 1.2249 0.03728 169 136 28 5
908 I don’t know how, but I’m pretty sure AI has something to do with this. 1.2249 0.04174 169 141 18 10
909 Looks like the Cruzes are migrating south for the winter. 1.2247 0.03863 178 146 24 8
910 That’s not south! 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
911 Airheads. 1.2244 0.04024 156 127 23 6
912 I suddenly don't feel like such a risk taker going with the non organic pesticide. 1.2244 0.04024 156 127 23 6
913 There go the coastal elites, flying over again. 1.2244 0.04125 156 128 21 7
914 Honey, the way to look at it is, some couples are just more grounded than others." 1.2242 0.04064 165 136 21 8
915 Looks like they aren’t going to put down roots here after all. 1.2242 0.04064 165 136 21 8
916 When they asked if I wanted to get high I assumed we'd smoke a joint. 1.2242 0.03878 165 134 25 6
917 Look, honey, the Johnsons are returning home for spring. 1.2242 0.03782 165 133 27 5
918 It's your turn to clean their droppings off the driveway. 1.2242 0.04242 165 138 17 10
919 They show up earlier each year. 1.2242 0.03581 165 131 31 3
920 Is that the new "parachute-free skydiving" TikTok challenge? 1.2241 0.03747 174 141 27 6
921 Look Charles and Camilla!! 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
922 As usual, the Smiths are flaunting their low carbon footprint! 1.2237 0.03982 152 123 24 5
923 Looks like Jack and Megan have moved on from their scooters. 1.2237 0.03871 152 122 26 4
924 We never have time to fly any more 1.2237 0.04398 152 127 16 9
925 I'm not a fan of these no-frills airlines. 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
926 Looks like Icarus Delivery Systems is at it again. 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
927 Put up the netting, the Johnsons are back. 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
928 The Zimmermans are dropping in again. 1.2235 0.03613 170 136 30 4
929 What fresh hell is this? 1.2235 0.03676 179 145 28 6
930 Never saw that before pot became legal. 1.2230 0.04794 139 118 11 10
931 Dave said she's a good sport. 1.2230 0.03688 139 109 29 1
932 Dang. Not a pig. 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
933 Looks like the Griswolds are back from Florida. 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
934 It’s not too early to plant. The Canadians are heading home. 1.2229 0.04200 157 130 19 8
935 Why can’t our couple activities be like that? 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
936 Looks like spring has officially arrived. The Robinsons are back from Florida. 1.2229 0.04296 157 131 17 9
937 Should we be planting something else? 1.2229 0.03761 166 134 27 5
938 Huh — there used to be three. 1.2228 0.03848 184 152 23 9
939 It must be spring—the snowbirds are migrating. 1.2222 0.03618 153 121 30 2
940 Honey we need to get some Red Bull. 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
941 the home owner's association has scouts now! 1.2222 0.04060 180 151 18 11
942 See, birds aren’t real. 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
943 These spy balloons are getting so much more lifelike. 1.2222 0.03871 171 140 24 7
944 They better not try to build their nest in our pergola again this year! 1.2222 0.03871 171 140 24 7
945 Oh look! It's Elon Musk! 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
946 I guess you were right, Marge. The Hendersons are magical realists. 1.2216 0.03741 167 135 27 5
947 I wanted to be first in the neighborhood, but you said, "No, no, what would the Andersons think?" Well, that's the Andersons. 1.2215 0.03978 158 129 23 6
948 Keeping up with the Joneses is getting more and more literal I see. 1.2215 0.04078 158 130 21 7
949 They didn't do that before marajuana was legalized. 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
950 I think we're safe... they have pants on. 1.2215 0.04243 149 123 19 7
951 The flock seems to be thinning. 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
952 Is the car in the garage? 1.2214 0.04427 140 116 17 7
953 Looks like the snow birds are back for the summer. 1.2214 0.04635 131 109 15 7
954 Who told the kids we've been grounded? 1.2209 0.03761 172 140 26 6
955 Marge, do you ever regret being so down-to-earth? 1.2209 0.03591 163 130 30 3
956 Wow, the snowbirds have returned early this year! 1.2209 0.04084 163 135 20 8
957 Tell me again about the thrills of gardening." 1.2209 0.04084 163 135 20 8
958 Snowbirds migrating back from Florida 1.2209 0.03990 163 134 22 7
959 The New Yorker hasn't been the same since their head office was moved to Stamford" 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
960 Well, if their chutes don't open we can use them as compost. 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
961 Who just drops in on someone, on the weekend? 1.2208 0.03826 154 124 26 4
962 They weren't kidding about their arms being tired! 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
963 Sure must be nice to afford flying south for the winter. 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
964 I do wish they'd call before dropping in like this. 1.2207 0.04206 145 119 20 6
965 Look what a steady diet of bird seed can do! 1.2207 0.04091 145 118 22 5
966 We’ve got to get out more. 1.2207 0.04428 145 121 16 8
967 It is getting harder and harder to keep up with the Joneses 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
968 I said to drop in anytime, but can't they see we're busy? 1.2203 0.03602 177 143 29 5
969 They didn't say they were flying in this early. 1.2203 0.03860 177 146 23 8
970 Ten bucks says they'll forget how to walk in two years. 1.2202 0.03816 168 137 25 6
971 I told you the scarecrow wasn't going to work on these guys. 1.2202 0.04086 168 140 19 9
972 Do you think their arms are actually tired? 1.2201 0.04054 159 131 21 7
973 I just hate it when neighbors drop in unexpectedly like that. 1.2201 0.04246 159 133 17 9
974 Before the Hendersons arrived, I always thought of snowbirds as a metaphor. 1.2201 0.04246 159 133 17 9
975 This neighborhood is evolving way too quickly. 1.2201 0.04151 159 132 19 8
976 I was afraid bird flu might spread to humans. 1.2201 0.04054 159 131 21 7
977 Good thing we didn’t reshingle the garage. 1.2201 0.04246 159 133 17 9
978 For their sake, I hope I'm dreaming. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
979 Regular as clock work; it's our neighbors flying north this time of year. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
980 We didn't leave room to plant faces. 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
981 It’s a shame we killed off all the bees, but at least John and Gary are doing a good job of pollination” 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
982 Keeping up with the Joneses isn't going to be easy. 1.2195 0.03775 164 133 26 5
983 Let's give pot a try. 1.2194 0.04222 155 129 18 8
984 Maybe we planted the wrong seeds. 1.2194 0.03804 155 125 26 4
985 They are regulars at the new cannabis store. 1.2194 0.04222 155 129 18 8
986 We need a scarecrow STAT. 1.2194 0.04121 155 128 20 7
987 The Hansons spend a lot less time in the garden since the microdosing. 1.2194 0.04121 155 128 20 7
988 They swore off Southwest after last year. 1.2192 0.04065 146 119 22 5
989 When the Adlers said they were ornithologists I thought it was just a hobby. 1.2192 0.03947 146 118 24 4
990 Why don't we have a hobby like that? 1.2189 0.03887 169 139 23 7
991 We need a new scarecrow. 1.2188 0.04128 160 133 19 8
992 Look! It's the first Batman and Robin of spring! 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
993 Airlines are really going all in on these no-frills tickets 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
994 I thought their flight was cancelled. 1.2188 0.03620 160 128 29 3
995 I guess it really does give you wings... 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
996 Is there water in the pool? 1.2185 0.04085 151 124 21 6
997 I can't stand it that they're also above the law of gravity. 1.2185 0.04295 151 126 17 8
998 Oh my God! What happened to all the rest of them? 1.2185 0.04496 151 128 13 10
999 I see the Johnsons are back. 1.2185 0.03975 151 123 23 5
1000 There they go,flying south for the recession again. 1.2185 0.04295 151 126 17 8
1001 Sure, but did they win Runner-Up Best Petunia three years and counting? 1.2185 0.03975 151 123 23 5
1002 Snowbirds returning. A sure sign of spring." 1.2184 0.03632 174 141 28 5
1003 They always drop in unannounced! 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
1004 It's that time of year - the Stewarts are flying north for the summer. 1.2182 0.03946 165 136 22 7
1005 O no, It's the Crowes! 1.2182 0.03852 165 135 24 6
1006 Tax season must be over. 1.2182 0.03946 165 136 22 7
1007 My goodness - those drones are getting more life like every day! 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
1008 Of course. Just when no one has to commute to work anymore. 1.2179 0.03439 156 123 32 1
1009 Better put up the scarehuman 1.2179 0.04197 156 130 18 8
1010 It's springtime. They must be flying back to Capistrano! 1.2179 0.03671 156 125 28 3
1011 Let's not plant the cannabis next spring. 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
1012 Guess it’s time to bring out the scarebro. 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
1013 To be fair there’s nothing in the HOA about it. 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
1014 They're taking Bird Watching too seriously if you ask me 1.2176 0.03955 170 141 21 8
1015 Nerd migration season. 1.2174 0.04104 161 134 19 8
1016 Let’s hope they don’t like kale. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1017 Looks like the snowbirds are back from Florida for the summer. 1.2174 0.03910 161 132 23 6
1018 On second thought, maybe we should be planting cannabis. 1.2174 0.04570 138 116 14 8
1019 All they do is brag about their raised beds. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1020 I never thought of us as fly-over country. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1021 There goes the neighbourhood… I’ve asked them not to drink and fly! 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1022 You know, you can sky dive with no parachute once, just not twice. 1.2171 0.04269 152 127 17 8
1023 The worst part is their droppings. 1.2171 0.04269 152 127 17 8
1024 Looks like the Wilsons are back from their trip to Amsterdam. 1.2171 0.03724 152 122 27 3
1025 Guess that new dispensary’s open. 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
1026 I guess the snowbirds are back from Florida. 1.2168 0.03597 143 118 21 4
1027 Is that your mother? 1.2168 0.04670 143 122 11 10
1028 Sure. They can fly. But can they grow heirloom tomatoes? 1.2168 0.04227 143 118 19 6
1029 What do you think? DC or Marvel? 1.2167 0.03961 180 151 19 10
1030 I don't think that I should have eaten those mushrooms in the yard ! 1.2166 0.04172 157 131 18 8
1031 That’s one way to get grounded. 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
1032 You were right, I shouldn’t have licked that toad. 1.2166 0.04073 157 130 20 7
1033 I bet the grass is greener up there. 1.2164 0.04015 134 108 23 3
1034 It's possible we're too grounded. 1.2164 0.04021 171 143 19 9
1035 Well, the Snowbirds are back from Florida. 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
1036 First they get rid of the oak tree, now the laws of gravity. 1.2160 0.03889 162 133 23 6
1037 Looks like they took Airbnb literally 1.2160 0.03789 162 132 25 5
1038 The Griswold's are always doing fun things together. 1.2160 0.03789 162 132 25 5
1039 That settles it Ethel, let’s forget flowers and grow mushrooms like the Jones. 1.2160 0.04354 162 138 13 11
1040 We're going to need a bigger fence. 1.2159 0.03856 176 146 22 8
1041 Back in our day we had to walk to school. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1042 We need to start growing marijuana too. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1043 Our postmen surely got an upgrade. 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
1044 We’re going to need some really big scarecrows. 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
1045 Dammit. First the crows, now the Crowleys! 1.2157 0.04141 153 127 19 7
1046 You can really tell spring is coming when the snowbirds return. 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
1047 It’s weed. You don’t like weed. 1.2156 0.03903 167 138 22 7
1048 Oh no! They're back from Boca! 1.2156 0.04171 167 141 16 10
1049 The Joneses are making it a little bit harder theses days... 1.2155 0.04094 181 154 15 12
1050 I've heard about these gravity deniers! 1.2154 0.04882 130 111 10 9
1051 Strange Spring we’re having. 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
1052 I thought you said the kids were grounded this weekend. 1.2153 0.04534 144 122 13 9
1053 Now My Flying Dreams Make Sense 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
1054 Looks like the Capistranos are returning. 1.2153 0.04425 144 121 15 8
1055 Maybe we shouldn’t plant anymore poppies! 1.2153 0.04200 144 119 19 6
1056 Here come the snowbirds 1.2152 0.03846 158 129 24 5
1057 I think they are going to plant themselves next door. 1.2152 0.03517 158 126 30 2
1058 Those two will do anything for attention. 1.2151 0.03549 172 139 29 4
1059 This year we cover the car. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1060 Looks like they’re back for the summer. 1.2148 0.04422 149 126 14 9
1061 I didn’t know the Smiths were snow birds. 1.2147 0.03867 163 134 23 6
1062 Blayne, don't skydivers normally have parachutes? 1.2147 0.03867 163 134 23 6
1063 We should find out what they planted in their garden, Dear. 1.2147 0.03964 163 135 21 7
1064 What'd you say we're planting? 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
1065 I wish our neighbors were more down to earth 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1066 Those damn snowbirds are back. 1.2143 0.04218 154 129 17 8
1067 It must be spring - the snowbirds are returning. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1068 You would think they could find something better to do. 1.2143 0.04394 140 117 16 7
1069 Looks like the neighbors are working in the cloud today. 1.2143 0.04394 140 117 16 7
1070 Spring's early this year. 1.2143 0.03789 168 138 24 6
1071 So, Honeybun, ya still convinced that hard work and home-grown food will keep us going? I'll have what they're having. 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
1072 It’s going to be an early fall. 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
1073 What in the name of Tippi Hedren is going on? 1.2143 0.04318 154 130 15 9
1074 I plant my Spring flowers when I see the snowbirds flying North. 1.2138 0.03824 159 130 24 5
1075 Maybe if we got a Tucker Carlson scarecrow... 1.2138 0.04313 159 135 14 10
1076 Look, new organ donors! Timmy is saved! 1.2138 0.04220 159 134 16 9
1077 They're earlier every year. 1.2138 0.04027 159 132 20 7
1078 Sara, you think they'll crap all over those Confederate statues again? 1.2138 0.03926 159 131 22 6
1079 They're smiling. It must not be the end of the world. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
1080 Glad I wore a hat with a brim. 1.2137 0.03755 131 104 26 1
1081 You didn’t tell me your sister was flying in today 1.2137 0.03908 131 105 24 2
1082 It about 8 . . . just more drones going in to work. 1.2134 0.03942 164 136 21 7
1083 The commute is not so bad as the crow flies. 1.2134 0.03747 164 134 25 5
1084 They make it look so easy. 1.2133 0.03967 150 123 22 5
1085 Well, technically it's legal now. 1.2133 0.03853 150 122 24 4
1086 I think they should be classified as an invasive species! 1.2132 0.04598 136 115 13 8
1087 Remember when it was just plain old yoga? 1.2132 0.04598 136 115 13 8
1088 Caltech is just up the street. 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
1089 It seems the snowbirds are back for the season. 1.2130 0.03375 169 135 32 2
1090 Thank goodness it's Flyday. 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
1091 They make retirement look like so much more fun. 1.2129 0.04389 155 132 13 10
1092 Great: we learn to fly, they have to learn to fly. 1.2129 0.04092 155 129 19 7
1093 Snowbirds showing off again! 1.2129 0.03773 155 126 25 4
1094 I want what they're having. 1.2129 0.04193 155 130 17 8
1095 Well... they did vote for Trump. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
1096 we're going to need a different scarecroe this year... 1.2125 0.03904 160 132 22 6
1097 Just like the Dugans to drop in unannounced. 1.2125 0.04003 160 133 20 7
1098 I think those no-frills airlines have gone just about as far as they can go. 1.2125 0.03802 160 131 24 5
1099 Shouldn't they be flying north? 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
1100 These daily flyovers are becoming a real nuisance. 1.2123 0.03791 146 118 25 3
1101 it's the Jamesons, returning north 1.2123 0.03628 179 147 26 6
1102 Who's the babe with Ernie? 1.2121 0.03920 165 137 21 7
1103 They know they have to pull the chord,right? 1.2121 0.04438 132 110 16 6
1104 I told you that was marijuana in our neighbours' yard. 1.2121 0.03626 165 134 27 4
1105 Please let it be Trump and Biden 1.2119 0.04368 151 128 14 9
1106 The snowbirds are coming back late this year. 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
1107 Weed? Grass? I knew their garden plants weren’t from White Flower Farm. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
1108 Do we have to listen about their commute again? 1.2117 0.04448 137 115 15 7
1109 I’d be happy to make up the guest room if you could get your sister to call first. 1.2115 0.03639 156 126 27 3
1110 Looks like we'll have to put up netting again this year 1.2115 0.03751 156 127 25 4
1111 That border wall was a complete waste of money. 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
1112 They do enjoy a flyby. 1.2115 0.03523 156 125 29 2
1113 I want their coffee 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1114 It’s not the endless boasting about their Boca Condo that bothers me, it’s the fact that their arms don’t even look tired. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1115 Early this year. 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
1116 I'm worried about their droppings. 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
1117 Huh. Those guys always struck me as nonmigratory. 1.2105 0.04029 152 126 20 6
1118 Should we be worried that the snowbirds keep returning earlier? 1.2105 0.03571 152 122 28 2
1119 Hey, isn'y it a little ear;y for them to be heading south? 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
1120 The Snowbirds are flying North early this year. 1.2105 0.04408 133 111 16 6
1121 They always fly south before the next election. 1.2105 0.04240 152 128 16 8
1122 Snowbirds. They do the flyover every winter. 1.2105 0.04029 152 126 20 6
1123 Maybe virtual skydiving lessons shouldn't be a thing? 1.2102 0.04078 176 150 15 11
1124 Watch out, their droppings are enormous. 1.2102 0.03832 176 147 21 8
1125 Drone designs are getting even creepier. 1.2102 0.03729 157 128 25 4
1126 Let's not put the beer out for the slugs. 1.2102 0.03837 157 129 23 5
1127 The Byrds are back - wait till they meet the Katz's. 1.2102 0.03942 157 130 21 6
1128 The one on the left has his flaps too high 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1129 Will ya look at that! It's Lemon and Carlson in freefall! 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1130 Oh, look! It's the Fox News Migration. 1.2098 0.04309 143 120 16 7
1131 Did SpaceX have another launch today? 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
1132 I never meant it literally when I said our kids would have to learn to fly on their own. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
1133 It looks like Musk has given up on Mars for more obtainable goals. 1.2096 0.03969 167 140 19 8
1134 They’re filming « The Last of Us » 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1135 I see the damn snowbirds are back. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
1136 We need to get inside NOW. Yesterday they pooped on my windshield. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1137 Oh look! The Snowbirds are coming back to roost! 1.2095 0.04207 148 124 17 7
1138 Figures the Rapture would happen just when the weather is turning nice. 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
1139 Looks like they accepted your invitation to drop by anytime. 1.2092 0.04005 153 127 20 6
1140 I'm still happy with our Saturday. 1.2092 0.04005 153 127 20 6
1141 Looks like the Joneses have gone net zero. 1.2090 0.03681 134 107 26 1
1142 Maybe we should try weed, now that it’s legal. 1.2089 0.04021 158 132 19 7
1143 Looks like the Feldman’s are back from Boca. 1.2089 0.04120 158 133 17 8
1144 Getting home a little late this year. 1.2089 0.03919 158 131 21 6
1145 Oh-oh, it looks like the Hendersons are about to drop in again. 1.2089 0.03919 158 131 21 6
1146 They clearly worked with a financial advisor who wasn't their brother-in-law. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
1147 Wow honey, look at our neighbors go! I guess pigs really CAN fly! 1.2086 0.04389 139 117 15 7
1148 I see Stan and Frieda are showing off again. 1.2086 0.04124 163 138 16 9
1149 First snowbirds of the season 1.2086 0.04031 163 137 18 8
1150 There goes keeping up with the Joneses. 1.2086 0.03739 163 134 24 5
1151 I told you they were weird. 1.2086 0.03739 163 134 24 5
1152 What are we doing wrong? 1.2083 0.03856 168 140 21 7
1153 Ignoring politics really suits them. 1.2083 0.04282 144 121 16 7
1154 The neighbors sure like to get high. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
1155 They look happy, and isn't that what that matters? 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
1156 It's the frequent flyers again. 1.2083 0.03762 168 139 23 6
1157 Barb,did you give the kids sugar again? 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
1158 Just spray them with the hose. 1.2083 0.04282 144 121 16 7
1159 I don't understand why they just don't stay in Florida after they fly south for the winter. 1.2081 0.04288 149 126 15 8
1160 Migratory or residents? 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
1161 We should plant these marijuana plants inside. 1.2081 0.04071 149 124 19 6
1162 Oh great, I thought the Flys were in Hawaii for another month. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1163 Well, look like the snowbirds are back. 1.2078 0.03873 154 127 22 5
1164 Looks like the first Robins of spring have returned 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
1165 Jeez another fad 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
1166 In these winds, it's not really as difficult as it looks. 1.2077 0.04462 130 109 15 6
1167 The snowbirds are coming back!! 1.2075 0.03897 159 132 21 6
1168 They've always seemed aloof, but really! 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1169 But where are the packages? 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1170 Oh great, the Fenchurchs are back from Florida. That’s two weeks of listening to“Oh, it’s so tiring to fly these days” 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
1171 I’m more impressed that they can find their way around without GPS. 1.2074 0.04473 135 114 14 7
1172 Drones are looking so realistic these days 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1173 I’m beginning to think those weren’t raindrops. 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
1174 That reminds me I’m out of RedBull. 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1175 Looks like Spirit Airlines is running a promotion. 1.2073 0.04008 164 138 18 8
1176 Told you that wasn't mud on your windshield. 1.2071 0.03860 140 114 23 3
1177 I told you Stan, this is good shit. 1.2071 0.03860 140 114 23 3
1178 Since when did snowbirds quit driving RVs? 1.2071 0.04476 140 119 13 8
1179 Wind is picking up 1.2069 0.04254 145 122 16 7
1180 Uh-oh. Two more who've been told gravity is fake news. 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
1181 Must be Spring. The Werners are back from Miami. 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
1182 I’m sick of them dropping in like this. 1.2069 0.04023 145 120 20 5
1183 The Fieldings are always upstaging us by showing off their eco-friendly alternative to burning fossil fuel. 1.2067 0.04046 150 125 19 6
1184 Mom always said that its time to plant vegetables when the snowbirds return. 1.2067 0.04046 150 125 19 6
1185 I told you Mary we are not supposed to eat these,just plant them... 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
1186 I told you Nancy. The Redbull ads are getting out of hand 1.2067 0.03819 150 123 23 4
1187 Those smiles won’t last much longer! 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1188 Wow. Drones that look like humans. 1.2066 0.04827 121 103 11 7
1189 Didn't end well for Icarus, either. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1190 Remind me to put up the scarecrow. 1.2065 0.03740 155 127 24 4
1191 Did you know your cousins were flying in for the weekend? 1.2065 0.04164 155 131 16 8
1192 The grass is definitely greener on that side 1.2065 0.03851 155 128 22 5
1193 What did the news say about immigration? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
1194 Looks like the snowbirds are back, Margaret. 1.2063 0.03975 160 134 19 7
1195 Oh, God, it's a nesting pair. 1.2063 0.04073 160 135 17 8
1196 Some airline passengers will do anything to avoid those outrageous airport parking fees. 1.2061 0.04562 131 111 13 7
1197 Looks like the Smiths are heading North for the summer. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1198 If they land in our marigolds again I’m calling the HOA. 1.2061 0.03492 165 134 28 3
1199 Good thing the car is in the garage. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
1200 I see our neighborhood snow birds are returning. 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
1201 The Braggers of course, to announce that they are done with all their spring planting... 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
1202 Forget it, Martha. We're a grounded couple. 1.2059 0.04443 136 115 14 7
1203 I’d rather have roots. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
1204 It really IS raining men. 1.2059 0.03780 136 110 24 2
1205 Oh no, looks like my parents are dropping in for a visit. 1.2057 0.03701 141 114 25 2
1206 They did say they were gonna buy the best trampoline in the world. 1.2057 0.04331 141 119 15 7
1207 Oh its the Robinsons. Honey, get me my shotgun. 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
1208 We’re not a day too soon if the Smiths are flying north 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
1209 Those spy balloons are getting more and more sophisticated. 1.2055 0.04338 146 124 14 8
1210 Oh, drat, the vulture capitalists are migrating to our suburb. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
1211 Here come the happy empty nesters. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
1212 That's it. We're moving. I can't keep up with them." 1.2053 0.04022 151 126 19 6
1213 Our neighbors are high again. Can we grow what they are smoking? 1.2053 0.04130 151 127 17 7
1214 I see the Williams are using their new birding app. 1.2051 0.03935 156 130 20 6
1215 Well there goes planting a hedge for privacy. 1.2051 0.04140 156 132 16 8
1216 Oh Oh, I knew I should have worn a hat with a wider brim. 1.2051 0.04238 156 133 14 9
1217 It’s spring, so the Wilson’s are returning. Traveling light, I see. 1.2050 0.03853 161 134 21 6
1218 I hate living under a flight pattern. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
1219 If they overwinter in our pool again I’m filling the damn thing in. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1220 Yeah, we’re going to need a new scarecrow. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1221 They're anti- everything. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1222 Oh damn — and we just had the car windshield cleaned from last time. 1.2045 0.04530 132 112 13 7
1223 Looks like a lot of fun if it weren’t for the sudden stop at the end. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1224 You know the economy’s bad when Superman’s giving lessons. 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
1225 I'm suddenly glad we hate the same stuff. 1.2044 0.04533 137 117 12 8
1226 There go the kids again. Flying around like there's nothing they could do to help around here. 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
1227 Snowbirds are home 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
1228 Great, now we have to plant marigolds. 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
1229 The return flight of the accountants always spoils spring for me. 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
1230 Darn, I forgot to put on the pool cover. 1.2042 0.04303 142 120 15 7
1231 It's getting harder and harder to keep up with those Joneses. 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
1232 I told you we'd regret living under a flight path. 1.2041 0.03973 147 122 20 5
1233 'Those capitalist vultures are at it again." 1.2041 0.04201 147 124 16 7
1234 I see the snowbirds are returning. 1.2041 0.04089 147 123 18 6
1235 I can't tell if this is white flight or just a couple of snow birds returning for spring. 1.2041 0.04201 147 124 16 7
1236 These snowbirds really know how to rub it in. 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
1237 I’ve always told you the Johnsons were flighty” 1.2041 0.03604 147 119 26 2
1238 Well I guess we're all doing something for the environment. But why do the Bradleys have to be so showy about it? 1.2041 0.03731 147 120 24 3
1239 It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's.........the Melmans. 1.2039 0.03773 152 125 23 4
1240 Oh no. The Johnsons just installed that electric fence. 1.2039 0.04105 152 128 17 7
1241 I heard that they like to get high. I guess I misunderstood. 1.2039 0.03998 152 127 19 6
1242 They're back from down south. 1.2039 0.03535 152 123 27 2
1243 I thought we caught up when we bought the EV. 1.2039 0.03998 152 127 19 6
1244 They're cute now, but we need to talk about mating season 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
1245 If they crap on my windshield again, I'm getting my shotgun. 1.2030 0.04498 133 113 13 7
1246 Its a sure sign of Spring when the snowbirds return. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
1247 You've got to hand it to them. Nobody can keep up with the Joneses." 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
1248 Ah....I see the Bryds are back from down south..... 1.2029 0.04383 138 117 14 7
1249 Sometimes I wish they’d stay in Arizona year-round. 1.2029 0.04383 138 117 14 7
1250 Well, your parents are back fro Florida. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
1251 Last year the Millers ate all of our tomatoes 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
1252 Seems a little early for WASPs. 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
1253 I see the neighbors have returned from Florida. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1254 Ugh, teenagers. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1255 We’re gonna need more bug spray. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1256 Snowbirds. Why couln't we have flown south for the winter? 1.2028 0.03654 143 116 25 2
1257 Did you tell the kids they could go out? 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1258 It's becoming impossible to keep up with the Joneses 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1259 Birds fly north or south. Who flies west? 1.2027 0.03948 148 123 20 5
1260 I told you my dreams are real. 1.2027 0.03948 148 123 20 5
1261 Apparently it's the highest frequent flyer level. 1.2027 0.04175 148 125 16 7
1262 I wish Clark and Lois would tone it down a bit. 1.2027 0.03708 148 121 24 3
1263 Well..….the neighbor's did say they were having friends fly in today. 1.2026 0.03974 153 128 19 6
1264 I sure hope that is Superman and Superwoman - otherwise someone's gonna have a big mess in their back yard! 1.2026 0.03751 153 126 23 4
1265 It must be Spring, they're headed north. 1.2025 0.03889 158 132 20 6
1266 The Jackson’s are caught in the thermal from their barbecue again. 1.2025 0.04189 158 135 14 9
1267 Looks like the Tech Bros are coming in early this year. 1.2025 0.03809 163 136 21 6
1268 I'm really getting tired of these Airbnb guests 1.2025 0.03908 163 137 19 7
1269 Walt wasn’t kidding. They are flying high since they sold the company. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
1270 When they moved in, I Googled the family name of Drone, but I had no idea... 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
1271 Looks like the new Air B&B down the road just opened. 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
1272 Are we still worried about keeping up with the Jones’s’? 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
1273 We only used to have to worry about the rabbits and deer. 1.2016 0.03872 129 105 22 2
1274 Republicans. They’re waiting to pull the cord. 1.2016 0.04718 129 111 10 8
1275 They made good time coming back from South America 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
1276 Oh great! Now our neighbors have something new to crow about! 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
1277 When Ralph said he was taking flying lessons, I had no idea he’d take it this far!! 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
1278 Oh , they must have believed 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
1279 The HOA is getting real high and mighty these days. 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
1280 Those mushroom farmers have all the fun. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1281 They are on the "No fly" list, so they've taken matters into their own hands. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1282 We may not be done adjusting for climate change. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1283 So they've slipped the surly bonds of Earth. Big deal. 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
1284 I better not find what I think I’m gonna find on our windshield. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1285 I bet they didn't plant vegies in their garden. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
1286 Incoming 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
1287 They did away with the drones, so what's next? 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
1288 Margie, go get the scare-Smiths. 1.2014 0.04354 139 118 14 7
1289 It's the annual spring loon migration. 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
1290 I heard a rumor that DeSantis was upset with the high fuel costs needed to send immigrants on planes to New York City. This is his next gimmick. 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
1291 Hey hon, are you sure those were just plain ole' shitake mushrooms we ate at the farmer's market this morning? 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
1292 They’ll be circling like vultures when our vegetables are ready. 1.2014 0.04472 139 119 12 8
1293 I had to clear their droppings off the car windshield this morning. 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
1294 I suppose spring can officially start now that the Johnsons have migrated back from Palm Beach. 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
1295 They’re the empty nesters who used to live three houses down from Roger and Arlene. 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
1296 Weren't the crop dusters supposed to come tomorrow? 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
1297 You were right Marge. We are way too grounded! 1.2013 0.04038 149 125 18 6
1298 Invasive species get worse every year! 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
1299 Looks like the Nelsons have become frequent flyers. 1.2013 0.04149 149 126 16 7
1300 It’s the snowbirds returning from Florida 1.2013 0.03613 154 126 25 3
1301 Wait a minute … should we be flying south? 1.2013 0.03762 159 132 22 5
1302 I hope that they don't crap on the windshield of my car! 1.2013 0.03968 159 134 18 7
1303 They must be migrating North for better healthcare. 1.2013 0.04067 159 135 16 8
1304 Looks like the neighbors are back from Florida. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
1305 Stupid bastards forgot to pull their rip cords. 1.2000 0.03609 145 118 25 2
1306 Oh no, not again. 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
1307 Our migration problem is getting much worse. 1.2000 0.04325 140 119 14 7
1308 They really need to read all of the instructions on those DIY sky diving kits. 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
1309 I told our new neighbors if they want to know what we’re planting they could could just ask. 1.2000 0.03609 145 118 25 2
1310 Whoa! They're flying South! 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
1311 It the schutes don't open I know a place we can plant 2 more trees. 1.2000 0.04423 130 110 14 6
1312 What variety of mushrooms plants did you buy again? 1.2000 0.04013 150 126 18 6
1313 They said that they’re looking for statues of pigeons! 1.2000 0.03945 160 135 18 7
1314 Snowbird migration seems a bit late this year. 1.2000 0.03664 150 123 24 3
1315 Must be Spring. The Loons are back from migration. 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
1316 (Sigh...) remember when there were real birds... 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1317 The first half of that parachuting class looks great. 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
1318 Snow birds. Spring must be here. 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
1319 People with no depth perception really shouldn't skydive. 1.2000 0.04310 135 114 15 6
1320 The Mitchells appear to be flying high again. 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
1321 They better not poop again! 1.2000 0.04423 130 110 14 6
1322 I'm glad we're grounded. 1.2000 0.03411 160 130 28 2
1323 I hope they find a bathroom before they fly over our car... 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
1324 It must be May; the snowbirds are returning home. 1.2000 0.03707 155 128 23 4
1325 The realtor did say the neighborhood had personality. 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1326 Ah, the return of the Snowbirds. 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
1327 We’re going to need a larger scarecrow. 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
1328 I hope it's just a flyover. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
1329 I told you not to overpack the scarecrow’s chest… 1.2000 0.03784 150 124 22 4
1330 Migration of the tourist--a sure sign of spring. 1.2000 0.03592 155 127 25 3
1331 Sure, they can fly, but now their garden looks like crap! 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
1332 The Epstein’s can’t grow kale doing that. 1.2000 0.03820 140 115 22 3
1333 The HOA is getting a little too proactive about spotting violations. 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
1334 ‘There goes our pot’ 1.2000 0.03740 145 119 23 3
1335 Honey you're right, they're not balloons from China. 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
1336 Now what are the nosy neighbors up to? 1.2000 0.04684 125 107 11 7
1337 It's not the falling that's dangerous, it's the landing. 1.2000 0.03707 155 128 23 4
1338 I think we're ok,Matilda. However, I don't think they'll make it past the Johnson's rosebushes!" 1.2000 0.03906 135 111 21 3
1339 Air travel has really changed since the pandemic. 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
1340 I thought they said they were doing angel dust 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1341 I told you their herb garden looked suspect. 1.1987 0.03761 151 125 22 4
1342 Wow, George has really kept that weight off! 1.1987 0.03989 151 127 18 6
1343 Must be the Red Bull 1.1987 0.03877 151 126 20 5
1344 AI is really messing with reality. 1.1986 0.03841 146 121 21 4
1345 Last year they ate all of our arugula. 1.1986 0.04080 146 123 17 6
1346 I wonder what strain THEY planted? 1.1986 0.03962 146 122 19 5
1347 There goes the neighborhood, damn it 1.1986 0.03519 141 114 26 1
1348 Do you ever regret naming both kids Robin? 1.1985 0.03588 136 110 25 1
1349 You know, women cannot fly like that! 1.1985 0.04406 136 116 13 7
1350 We'll need a bigger scarecrow this year. 1.1985 0.04151 136 114 17 5
1351 It's the Wallendas back from Tampa." 1.1985 0.04280 136 115 15 6
1352 It looks like those kids are sucking on the balloon helium again 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
1353 More empty nesters. 1.1985 0.04280 136 115 15 6
1354 I bet they have dreams in which they're gardening. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
1355 « After a long winter,I guess spreading your wings is a suitable thing to do… » 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
1356 It's true what thy say about Red Bull!!! 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1357 There maybe something to A. I. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1358 I told you that we shouldn't let Harold play with the Mullins' boy. 1.1984 0.04367 126 106 15 5
1359 Well, I see the Silbermans are back from Miami. Spring officially has sprung. 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
1360 I heard they learned to fly from a you tube video. 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
1361 Remember when drones were our pet peeve? 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
1362 I’m sure Tom remembers that “coming down is the hardest thing “ 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1363 I told you it was getting too expensive to fly commercially. 1.1975 0.03664 157 130 23 4
1364 Do you think George and Gloria would share some of their mushroom spores? 1.1974 0.03853 152 127 20 5
1365 I hope they're not like pigeons. 1.1974 0.03965 152 128 18 6
1366 When you said that the Crows were flying in I didn't think you meant our neighbors. 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
1367 Here they come, the early summer tourists flying in again. 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
1368 I prefer the original birds we used to have. 1.1972 0.04150 142 120 16 6
1369 When did we start gardening instead of getting high? 1.1972 0.04028 142 119 18 5
1370 Hmm....now I understand why Sam said he felt a bit high. 1.1972 0.04268 142 121 14 7
1371 Maybe we should have joined the Lawsons on that meditation retreat. 1.1972 0.04268 142 121 14 7
1372 Looks like Robin and Jay are back from Florida. 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
1373 Sure. It's spring. The neighbors are northbound. 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
1374 „Looks like we‘ll have to make a bigger scarecrow this year…“ 1.1972 0.04150 142 120 16 6
1375 Looks like our new neighbors have come home to roost. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
1376 Hey you... No pooping on us !! 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
1377 Free fall is only free until you go ‘splat.’ 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
1378 They’re getting better! 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
1379 It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It's our next door neighbors! 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
1380 Don't be envious the next time they tell us they fly everywhere. 1.1970 0.04618 132 114 10 8
1381 Call the roofer. 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
1382 Ever think we picked the wrong hobby? 1.1969 0.03879 127 104 21 2
1383 Think they'll try to roost in the garage again this year? 1.1969 0.04477 127 108 13 6
1384 Oh god, they're headed for the town statues! 1.1969 0.04615 127 109 11 7
1385 If only marijuana were legal in Pennsylvania… 1.1969 0.04477 127 108 13 6
1386 This is not how I imagined zero emission flying. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1387 Those two are higher than a kite. 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
1388 Looks like the Byrds are back from Miami. 1.1967 0.04748 122 105 10 7
1389 Well only some of us can soar like an eagle. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1390 If only they took some of that energy and cleaned up their yard... 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
1391 That probably beats the price in coach. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
1392 They’re going to get planted, too. 1.1962 0.03961 158 134 17 7
1393 Looks like it’s gonna rain Kats and Dougs. 1.1961 0.03716 153 127 22 4
1394 The neighbors are back from Florida. 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
1395 For our safety I hope they are wearing adult diapers 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
1396 Didn't you say they moved away? 1.1959 0.03913 148 124 19 5
1397 Looks like the Hendersons are flying south for the spring. 1.1958 0.04002 143 120 18 5
1398 Spring is here and the Johnsons are back from Florida. 1.1958 0.04241 143 122 14 7
1399 I miss the days when it was just Superman, 1.1958 0.04002 143 120 18 5
1400 Oh look, the first snowbirds flying north for the summer. 1.1958 0.03614 143 117 24 2
1401 Honey, did you fill up the bird feeder? 1.1958 0.04241 143 122 14 7
1402 Keeping up with the Jones has gone too far 1.1958 0.04241 143 122 14 7
1403 I always HATE the tryouts for Peter Pan! 1.1958 0.04467 143 124 10 9
1404 I wonder if they eat strawberries. 1.1957 0.03688 138 113 23 2
1405 Here come those damn high flyers for a summer at the beach. 1.1957 0.03688 138 113 23 2
1406 It must be late spring. The snow birds are flying back from Florida 1.1957 0.04223 138 117 15 6
1407 Can we add them to our life list? 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
1408 Oh look honey, the children are migrating early this season. 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
1409 Where do they stick their carry-ons? 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
1410 Um, Frank…. are visual hallucinations a symptom of dehydration? 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
1411 It's that time of year. The snowbirds are heading back north. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1412 Aprils showers bring May showoffs. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1413 I guess we will need more than just a scarecrow to keep them away! 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
1414 I hope they don't land in the flowers again. 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
1415 Millennials keep everything in the cloud. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
1416 Geez, I should have chosen a different super-power than Green Thumb. 1.1955 0.04330 133 113 14 6
1417 Delivery drones are just so lifelike. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
1418 Last week they ate all the cherries off the tree and then perched themselves over our car 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
1419 Uh oh. They're headed South; either we're early or they're late. 1.1951 0.04851 123 107 8 8
1420 I see the Joneses are migrating early this year 1.1951 0.03942 123 101 20 2
1421 I wonder if they yodel, too? 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
1422 I guess they don't realize they are flying in restricted airspace. 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
1423 I knew we should have drained the pond. 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
1424 Let’s hope they don’t roost over the car again.” 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
1425 Well, they got some pixie dust, but if Lou finds out Sarah is cheating on him, he’s a goner. 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
1426 Isn't that Mr. Bird and Miss Bee? 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
1427 Wow, these edibles... 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
1428 I knew the mess on my windshield was too big to be caused by a bird. 1.1948 0.04024 154 131 16 7
1429 Don’t you wish they’d take their act a lot closer to the sun? 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1430 They will return next season with full coats 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1431 Must be spring. 1.1946 0.04004 149 126 17 6
1432 They're migrating late this year. 1.1946 0.03649 149 123 23 3
1433 We gotta find out what Steve and Marci planted this year. 1.1946 0.04004 149 126 17 6
1434 Winter must be getting close—the Byrds are flying south! 1.1946 0.04116 149 127 15 7
1435 I wish they would fly commercial like the rest of us. 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
1436 So much for good fences making good neighbors. 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
1437 Oh honey, I do appreciate how down to earth you are. 1.1944 0.04213 144 123 14 7
1438 I wonder when their parachutes are going to open. 1.1944 0.04096 144 122 16 6
1439 Migrants. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
1440 What are they up to? 1.1944 0.03976 144 121 18 5
1441 Must be Spring. Here come the Hansons, back from Florida. 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
1442 There go the neighbors again, living the dream 1.1942 0.04437 139 120 11 8
1443 OH, they're just snowbirds coming back from Florida. 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
1444 Now I know what they meant when they said they were "weeding." 1.1940 0.04554 134 116 10 8
1445 Clearly their weed garden surpasses ours. 1.1940 0.04429 134 115 12 7
1446 Oh it’s the new neighbors, helicopter parents. 1.1940 0.04300 134 114 14 6
1447 Looks like the Fergusons are coming home to roost! 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
1448 There’s someone for everyone, right? 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
1449 Migration season has started. 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
1450 So redbull does work 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
1451 The primary candidates are back early this year. 1.1938 0.03980 129 106 19 3
1452 OMG! What's Elon Musk up to now?! 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1453 Screw this. Let’s do that next spring. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1454 Why does your family always have to fly in at the last minute? 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1455 We need to find out what they're smoking and get some. 1.1935 0.04103 155 133 14 8
1456 Yeah, but they can't even grow a radish. 1.1935 0.03913 124 102 20 2
1457 The rest of the flock must have decided to stay in South Beach. 1.1935 0.03672 155 129 22 4
1458 Look who’s back from Florida. 1.1933 0.03626 150 124 23 3
1459 Maybe we should have planted the cannabis earlier? 1.1933 0.03979 150 127 17 6
1460 I see the election deniers are back from the south. 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
1461 If they lose their luggage its their own darn fault. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1462 The new Icarus & Son budget airlines Where every flight is all about you. 1.1931 0.04070 145 123 16 6
1463 I'm just glad they are wearing clothes. The geese are bad enough. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1464 Do you think we will be protected by the 'Stand Your Ground Law' if they land here? 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1465 Don't look, it's those damned Robinsons showing off again. 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
1466 I see the Robbins are just now getting back from Florida . . . 1.1929 0.04289 140 120 13 7
1467 Do we tell them the geese went the other way? 1.1929 0.04407 140 121 11 8
1468 At least it’s less conspicuous than their Tesla. 1.1929 0.04289 140 120 13 7
1469 Apparently they fell in love at first flight. 1.1929 0.04042 140 118 17 5
1470 I heard they were moving out of state. 1.1926 0.04139 135 114 16 5
1471 Oh it’s just the Kents 1.1926 0.04271 135 115 14 6
1472 The neighbors are home from Capistrano. 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
1473 God, I hope they don't leave their droppings in our garden again. 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
1474 I bet they’re looking for a soft landing too 1.1926 0.04271 135 115 14 6
1475 Bob and Sally are always finding ways to get high. 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
1476 We'll have to put up those cutouts of their wives again. 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
1477 Looks like the Jones are back for the Summer! 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
1478 Oh! Two men whose wives didn't make them quit Red Bull. 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
1479 Do you think life has ever been cruel to the Hendersons? 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
1480 Oh look, the Edwards are home from Florida... 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
1481 Oh those Wright brothers again.. 1.1921 0.03955 151 128 17 6
1482 Looks like those thieving robins have evolved yet again … 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
1483 I don't care as long as they don't raid our radishes. 1.1920 0.03715 125 102 22 1
1484 That Daedalus is ok. But that son of his has got shit for brains. 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
1485 Why yes that's odd but it's clearly winter and we're planting flowers, so who are we to judge? 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
1486 Oh yeah, Parker did say that he was going skydiving with a friend after school. 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
1487 Well, that explains the large droppings we found in the tomatoes last week 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
1488 They are so happy before the fall. 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
1489 Looks like the Perkinsons have finally returned for the season. 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
1490 Trust me, the beanstalk is a better approach” 1.1917 0.04628 120 103 11 6
1491 Idiots. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
1492 ‘Run, Roger! The wind is blowing north by northwest.’ 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
1493 Mar-a-Lago mating season must be over. 1.1915 0.04260 141 121 13 7
1494 And you said the neighbors weren't flighty at all. 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
1495 When they flew in from New York, their arms really were tired. 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
1496 It looks like Marge and Jim forgot their parachutes. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1497 Perhaps they can land themselves on the roof of the hospital 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
1498 Well, the neighbors did say they just flew into town. 1.1912 0.04241 136 116 14 6
1499 Fuck those guys. 1.1912 0.04611 136 119 8 9
1500 Oh God, the damn Jetsons are back. 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
1501 I see the snowbirds are flying North from Florida. 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
1502 I think it’s better to be grounded, don’t you? 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
1503 I'm told they add vital soil nutrients. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
1504 Looks like the Johnsons found their son's marijuana stash again. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
1505 Nice to see that their migratory patterns haven't been affected by climate change. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
1506 Is the app they're using free, or would we have to pay for it? 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
1507 I put fresh water and Epsom salts in the bird bath for them. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
1508 Are you sure those were button mushrooms we harvested earlier? 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
1509 I liked it better when they gardened on the weekend. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
1510 Snowbirds are back from Arizona early this year. 1.1908 0.03772 131 108 21 2
1511 Look at him. Icarus is high as a kite. After all the sacrifices Daedalus made for that boy. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
1512 Death is inescapable. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
1513 If where both seeing this it must be real,? Right? 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
1514 Maybe we cut back on the Marijuana crop 1.1905 0.03525 147 121 24 2
1515 Ah, spring. The candidates are returning. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
1516 Looks like the Cranes are migrating early this year. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
1517 I guess it’s a sign of spring. The snowbirds are returning. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
1518 Look - it's Jay and Phoebe. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
1519 Sigh. Everyone else is out of pandemic mode. 1.1905 0.03525 147 121 24 2
1520 Look! The first snowbirds! 1.1901 0.03989 142 120 17 5
1521 Boy, they look real, but it's just the balloons the kids ordered from Amazon! 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
1522 Right on time...the return of the snowbirds! 1.1901 0.04113 142 121 15 6
1523 Looks as if the snow birds are returning. 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
1524 Spring time and the coo coo birds are back 1.1901 0.03989 142 120 17 5
1525 The snowbirds are flying home. 1.1901 0.04113 142 121 15 6
1526 How did they find out we're planting weed? 1.1901 0.04232 142 122 13 7
1527 Snowbirds flying north? I guess it really IS spring! 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
1528 It’s just a matter of time before they’ll also have their hands in the soil. 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
1529 Looks like the Cohens are back from Florida early this year. 1.1898 0.03811 137 114 20 3
1530 So much for keeping up with the Joneses. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1531 What has Elon Musk done this time? 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1532 We're planting flowers - and they're brewing LSD. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1533 What in the holy hell? 1.1895 0.04121 153 132 13 8
1534 Shouldn't they be migrating NORTH in the spring? 1.1895 0.03796 153 129 19 5
1535 I'm starting to miss the crows already. 1.1894 0.03588 132 108 23 1
1536 Boy, some people really hate airline food. 1.1894 0.04320 132 113 13 6
1537 Looks like the Smiths are flying back from their summer home in Orlando. 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
1538 They graduated from Harvard. Everything they say is way over our head! 1.1894 0.04320 132 113 13 6
1539 Looks like the Smiths are returning for the summer. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1540 Gotta be climate change. They come back at different times every year 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1541 Let's dig two more holes! 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
1542 FOMO! 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1543 Everything was fine until the Pollinators moved into the neighborhood 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
1544 Darn, I was hoping to get everything planted before the snowbirds arrived this year. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1545 Remember when we planted seedlings before the Smiths flew back from Florida and lost everything in the frost? 1.1892 0.03877 148 125 18 5
1546 Wow! Clarence Thomas and John Roberts don't even abide by the law of gravity. 1.1892 0.04876 111 96 9 6
1547 We should have planted these a month ago, the Cohens are already flying South for the winter 1.1890 0.03826 164 140 17 7
1548 Did you let the kids out again? 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1549 The Joneses just got superpowers. I don’t think we can keep up with them on this one. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1550 The Robinsons flying north is the first sign of spring. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1551 I hate when they drop in. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1552 Looks like they took going green to a whole new level. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
1553 Maybe we should start flying south every winter. 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1554 ...Spring again!.....the Silvermans' always come back from Florida when the weather changes 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1555 Does this mean the new electric car we just brought is obsolete. 1.1888 0.03572 143 118 23 2
1556 Gummies. 1.1888 0.03572 143 118 23 2
1557 Look! Bill and Jean Swallow are retuning from Capistrano. 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
1558 Wow, she lost weight! 1.1888 0.03964 143 121 17 5
1559 Looks like the snowbird migration back to Manhattan has begun. 1.1885 0.04558 122 105 11 6
1560 I see the Johnsons are harvesting their crop already. 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
1561 Well you wanted high flying neighbors. 1.1885 0.04407 122 104 13 5
1562 How'd they turn up there? Get it? Turn up? Come on Susan, you're better than that. 1.1885 0.03741 122 100 21 1
1563 I told you birds weren’t real… 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
1564 Ah, the snowbirds are migrating. 1.1884 0.03923 138 116 18 4
1565 They should have released the parachutes by now. 1.1884 0.03644 138 114 22 2
1566 Must be Spring; the Hendersons have returned. 1.1884 0.03644 138 114 22 2
1567 Millennials! 1.1884 0.04184 138 118 14 6
1568 Guess our scarecrow's obsolete. 1.1884 0.03923 138 116 18 4
1569 And you said that gardening together would be the ultimate way to spice up our marriage. 1.1884 0.04184 138 118 14 6
1570 I guess retirement looks different to everybody. 1.1884 0.04184 138 118 14 6
1571 I'm fine with it as long as they don't make a mess of my windshield. 1.1883 0.03773 154 130 19 5
1572 Yeah but will they have their own cucumbers for dinner? 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
1573 Are those pigs ? 1.1880 0.04845 117 102 8 7
1574 Uh oh. Time to move the car out from under the trees. 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
1575 Your relatives do know how to drone on. 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
1576 Amazing they don't need capes these days. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1577 I bet they're earning miles too. 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
1578 Looks like Sam and Edna are migrating again. 1.1880 0.03564 133 109 23 1
1579 It must be nice to be able to winter in Florida every year. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1580 I guess those weren’t weeds they were growing after all. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
1581 I hope they don’t eat these seeds before they take root. 1.1880 0.04289 133 114 13 6
1582 Oh honey, I warned you that these carrots looked a little too much like mushrooms 1.1880 0.04420 133 115 11 7
1583 Oh hi, Elon. 1.1879 0.04191 149 129 12 8
1584 It will take years for this to grow and block out our nosy, trampolining neighbours. 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
1585 They always go south for the winter. 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
1586 It's finally Spring, the Nerds are flying north 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
1587 Drones in drag 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
1588 City folk. 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
1589 I wish that they would spend as much time on their yard as they do flying. 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
1590 Those uppity Hendersons and their fancy energy drinks 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
1591 I hate to say it, but the Clarks are getting really good on the trampoline. 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
1592 Pickle, Shooo 'em 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
1593 Sure sign of spring. 1.1875 0.03463 128 104 24 0
1594 There are John and Jane again! 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
1595 Is that Amazon's new two-minute delivery? 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
1596 Ever notice the Wilsons act like they're above it all? 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
1597 Damn. It's the Olsons and we're out of birdseed. 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
1598 It's time they came back to earth; their son received a medical school acceptance letter months ago. 1.1875 0.03637 128 105 22 1
1599 There are thinkers in the world, Margaret, and then, there's that. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
1600 Looks like Ginnie and Mark are also flying south for the tax breaks. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
1601 Keeping up with the Joneses is becoming increasingly challenging. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
1602 The Johnsons are really getting on my nerves. 1.1871 0.03897 139 117 18 4
1603 You know it's spring when the Robinsons come back from Florida. 1.1871 0.03620 139 115 22 2
1604 I still say it is better than letting them put in that helipad 1.1871 0.04280 139 120 12 7
1605 You can always count on the Byrds to show up when you're planting new seedlings 1.1871 0.04156 139 119 14 6
1606 I guess the Byrdes took the neighborhood watch literally 1.1871 0.03761 139 116 20 3
1607 If they hit our home, does our homeowner's cover this? 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
1608 Ah, the annual post-April 15th accountant flights south to Boca and Miami. Never gets old." 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
1609 We need larger Venus flytraps 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
1610 Well, there they are..the first snowbirds of spring 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
1611 Well, it's officially spring. The Smiths are migrating North. 1.1870 0.04523 123 106 11 6
1612 Climate change has really done a number on the birds. 1.1870 0.03714 123 101 21 1
1613 They must have missed their flock's migration. 1.1866 0.03987 134 113 17 4
1614 Wow, those flying lessons really work. 1.1866 0.03987 134 113 17 4
1615 They’re back from Florida! 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
1616 This is exactly why I opposed legalizing pot. 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
1617 I don't think it was Rosemary and Thyme. 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
1618 Don't you just want to ask sometimes; 'what's your secret?' 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1619 Drones! 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1620 They’re newlyweds now. But soon they’ll be just like us. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1621 Guess they popped that spy balloon 1.1864 0.04654 118 102 10 6
1622 I knew we should have bought shares in Musk's companies 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1623 Dont look its just the neighbors showing off they can fly back north from their Florida home 1.1864 0.04495 118 101 12 5
1624 The snowbirds are back from Florida. 1.1862 0.04034 145 124 15 6
1625 Maybe we should try Ozempic after all! 1.1862 0.03789 145 122 19 4
1626 It's spring and the snowbirds are coming home. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
1627 We're gonna need a sturdier avian exclusion fence. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
1628 I see the Wilsons planted high-grade marijuana and magic mushrooms again." 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
1629 They've started migrating south earlier this year. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
1630 Honey, it’s just Tom Cruise filming a movie. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
1631 How can we keep up with the Joneses? 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
1632 OMG, they've figured a way to cross the border. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
1633 I see the Bensons have given up gardening. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
1634 Maybe we should consider a more active hobby 1.1857 0.03597 140 116 22 2
1635 Just our luck, the chard won't be ready to pick for the funeral. 1.1857 0.04002 140 119 16 5
1636 Doug and Bethany are eyeing our crops again. 1.1857 0.04002 140 119 16 5
1637 My Uber Eats is here 1.1857 0.03872 140 118 18 4
1638 I miss our visits with them over the fence. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
1639 Some people just like to show off. 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
1640 We plant carrots, and they show us up by learning to fly. 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
1641 Just let's try to not sit directly under them. 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
1642 That was no bunny rabbit eating the raspberries. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
1643 We're gonna need a scareperson 1.1852 0.04359 135 117 11 7
1644 It does actually look easy on the knees 1.1852 0.04230 135 116 13 6
1645 It could be a symptom of birdflue. 1.1852 0.03960 135 114 17 4
1646 We're not keeping up with the Droneses. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1647 Spring must be around the corner. The snow birds are back. 1.1852 0.03960 135 114 17 4
1648 Martha, get your umbrella. 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
1649 Bankers flying south. Another bank must have failed. 1.1849 0.03765 146 123 19 4
1650 Looks like the snowbirds are back from their winter down south. 1.1849 0.03637 146 122 21 3
1651 Well, we know they aren’t going to the office! 1.1849 0.04237 146 127 11 8
1652 Uh-oh! Face plants. 1.1849 0.04460 119 102 12 5
1653 They're Florida gaybirds. A little early this year. 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
1654 I hope our plants are that good. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
1655 First we were hunters, then gatherers, now fly . . . 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
1656 I. thought a guy named Icarus tried that & it didn't work. 1.1849 0.04460 119 102 12 5
1657 I hate the way they look down on us. 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
1658 Those new AI drones are kinda creepy. 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1659 Next thing you know, Santa's gonna fire the reindeer. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1660 I guess we don’t have to wait for pigs anymore. 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1661 I guess Mary and John won’t be at the AA meeting in the morning. 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
1662 I wonder if anyone explained the ripcord to them? 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1663 Get me the BIG net, please. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
1664 Oh great, the Ditmyers are at it again, achieve achieve. 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1665 Call your sister and tell her the house she loves is going on the market… 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
1666 I see the Johnsons got zero-emission transportation. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
1667 I wish our neighbors would get a hobby a little more down to earth. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
1668 They'll probably crap all over our car like they do every year. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
1669 A scarecrow with COVID should do the trick. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
1670 We better net the seeds to keep the snowbirds out. 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
1671 You know it's really spring when the snowbirds head back to Canada. 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
1672 Wow, the Vivaldi ads a nice touch! 1.1838 0.04329 136 118 11 7
1673 Don't they normally head north this time of year? 1.1838 0.03646 136 113 21 2
1674 Looks like they're coming in hot. 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
1675 That pilot's training program is really pushing the limits! 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
1676 They go to Florida every summer. Do they need to make such a big deal of it? 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
1677 Ahh, It's the Capistranos returning to Lower Manhattan. 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
1678 Looks like the Smiths are dreaming again 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
1679 They’re comin’ for the WEED… NOT to weed!! 1.1838 0.04069 136 116 15 5
1680 They take the snowbird thing very seriously. 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
1681 Just a coupla loons. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
1682 Did you put the car in the garage? 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
1683 I believe they're inflatable drones. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
1684 I wouldn’t say anything about “back to the earth” if I were you, 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
1685 I see the Smithers are back for the summer 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
1686 Robin and Jay again..such flock outliers 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
1687 They may be able to fly, but we have a smaller carbon footprint.... 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
1688 I guess they thought that their parachutes had opened. 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
1689 Hey,the Swallows came back. 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
1690 At least they don't make much noise. 1.1832 0.03723 131 109 20 2
1691 Spring migration, I guess. 1.1832 0.03562 131 108 22 1
1692 The snowbirds are migrating North again. 1.1832 0.03723 131 109 20 2
1693 Right on time, the Griswalds off to Maine for the summer. 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
1694 We need a more exciting hobby. 1.1832 0.04308 131 113 12 6
1695 So they're the flighty new neighbors. 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
1696 Because last time I had to wash my shorts twice to get rid of the smell 1.1832 0.03723 131 109 20 2
1697 Judy call the cops, the neighbors are high again 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
1698 Not a very nice message about keeping up with the neighbors. 1.1831 0.03950 142 121 16 5
1699 Just another sign of climate change I guess. 1.1831 0.03550 142 118 22 2
1700 Maybe we should make a scarecrow holding an AK-47. 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
1701 Here comes the birds of happiness ! 1.1831 0.03950 142 121 16 5
1702 When we were having dinner , they did say that they were flying to France . 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
1703 I thought I heard honking. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
1704 Keeping up with the Joneses gets harder every year. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1705 honey, bring me the shotgun... 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1706 Great, and we thought crows were difficult? 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1707 Do you think they'll drop a few exotic seeds? 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1708 Maybe we should take the new neighbors up on their dinner invitation. I think it might be interesting. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1709 don’t worry , that’s a couple of amazon delivery folks 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1710 The flying doesn't bother me. It's the X-Ray vision I have a problem with. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1711 Oh great, your parents are dropping in for the weekend. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1712 They used to fly south for the winter. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1713 We're going to need a bigger scarecrow. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1714 It’s all timing. We plant early, they pull ripcords too late. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1715 They told me they'd be flying home, but . . . . 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1716 Did you remember to put the caviar in the feeders? 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1717 I need a break. 1.1825 0.03634 126 104 21 1
1718 They did say they were broadening their horizons. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1719 I wonder if landing hurts more than kneeling. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1720 ANYONE CAN SKYDIVE ...ONCE! 1.1825 0.03634 126 104 21 1
1721 Look! Inflation has gotten to the neighbors! 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1722 That’s why I don’t fly Budget Air. 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
1723 That’s not going to be good for their soil. 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
1724 Should we stop planting mushrooms? 1.1824 0.03958 148 127 15 6
1725 Looks like it's tourist season. 1.1818 0.03998 132 112 16 4
1726 The Wall Streeters are flying north for the recession. 1.1818 0.04140 132 113 14 5
1727 Paul and Mary have been traveling a lot since they became empty nesters. 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
1728 Looks like the Byrd’s are home from Florida. 1.1818 0.03797 143 121 18 4
1729 I think our neighbors are growing too much marijuana. 1.1818 0.03998 132 112 16 4
1730 The snow birds are coming back from Florida. 1.1818 0.03797 143 121 18 4
1731 Well there’s a way to get past the airline problems. 1.1818 0.03537 132 109 22 1
1732 well, look at that! … Ned and Jenny Swallow! … just the other day, Ned says to me … he says, ‘Fielding …when Spring comes, we might be returning to San Juan Capistrano.’ 1.1818 0.03850 132 111 18 3
1733 The Joneses never miss a Red Bull promotion. 1.1818 0.03850 132 111 18 3
1734 I can't wait for the airport to be completed. 1.1818 0.03528 143 119 22 2
1735 Yes, we are simply cameos in Ed's dreamscape! 1.1818 0.03998 132 112 16 4
1736 Keep planting. This stuff he gave us works! 1.1818 0.03850 132 111 18 3
1737 It seems like Hendersons are back earlier every year. 1.1818 0.03998 132 112 16 4
1738 The Johnstons went with mushrooms. 1.1818 0.04391 121 104 12 5
1739 Those kids think life's a big joke. It's not the weekend, they should be in goddamn school! 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
1740 Are those real or a side effect of our cheaper meds? 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
1741 They will never know the joys of gardening. 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
1742 Commuters. 1.1818 0.03924 143 122 16 5
1743 I wish we could afford to buy Redbull... 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
1744 I knew that wasn’t a bird that pooped on the car yesterday 1.1818 0.04140 132 113 14 5
1745 Looks like the Smiths have completed their bucket list. 1.1812 0.04015 138 118 15 5
1746 Looks like the Cunninghams are flying south for the winter. 1.1812 0.03742 138 116 19 3
1747 She’s no Sally Field. 1.1812 0.04270 138 120 11 7
1748 Look dear. You really know it's spring when the snowbirds begin to fly home! 1.1812 0.03881 138 117 17 4
1749 You know it's time to plant when the Cranes come back from Florida." 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
1750 I wonder if they're returning snowbirds, or reasonable people fleeing Ron DeSantis. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1751 Oh look! The first snowbirds are returning! 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
1752 It looks like the snowbirds are back from Florida. 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1753 They better not fly over our car. 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
1754 Looks like our fertilizer is here. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1755 We need a new travel agent. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1756 Looks like the Greenbaums are back from wintering in St. Barts. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1757 Snow birds return. 1.1811 0.04530 127 111 9 7
1758 Well damn...they must've molted! 1.1811 0.03608 127 105 21 1
1759 Whoa! I thought "snowbirds" was a metaphor. 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
1760 Apparently they planted something other than green beans 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
1761 That mega-trampoline was a bad idea. 1.1810 0.04515 116 100 11 5
1762 Put the scarecrow up. The Emersons are not eating our seeds again. 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
1763 Well, there go the Jones's on another cheap vacation trip. 1.1810 0.04515 116 100 11 5
1764 It's our Senator and Representative, diving into their campaigns early. 1.1810 0.04515 116 100 11 5
1765 Here comes another summer of learning all about Florida and the challenges of maintaining a low carbon footprint. 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
1766 That's a first -- the snowbirds returning without their RVs. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
1767 Is there a season on those? 1.1806 0.03641 144 121 20 3
1768 I told you the skydive bar around the corner would be a nuisance. 1.1806 0.03899 144 123 16 5
1769 I'm glad other people kept their Pandemic hobbies. 1.1805 0.04111 133 114 14 5
1770 The neighbors are high as a kite again 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
1771 Is it just me or are the neighbors high again? 1.1805 0.04247 133 115 12 6
1772 I thought they were flying in on Tuesday. 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
1773 It's safe to plant our tomatoes when the snowbirds are migrating back from Florida. 1.1805 0.04247 133 115 12 6
1774 Call the HOA, the Millers aren’t working on their yard. 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
1775 Maybe we should raise the fences again. 1.1803 0.03495 122 100 22 0
1776 Get ready for another spring planting. 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
1777 Spring is officially here… the Kapinsky’s are migrating back from Florida. 1.1803 0.03684 122 101 20 1
1778 I told you that skydiving Groupons are a bad idea. 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
1779 Gee, I wonder what their garden looks like? 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
1780 I thought you’d told them to call first, no drop-ins. 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
1781 I never found the Johnsons to be a particularly grounded couple. 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
1782 Blind skydiving was never a good idea. 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
1783 This takes helicopter parenting to the next level. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
1784 I guess she made beans again. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1785 Ah, the snowbirds, flying north for the spring. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1786 That's one way to avoid airline cancellations. 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
1787 Man, it’s raining Kates and Dougs out here. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1788 See Oliver, I told you if we popped the spy balloon, they'd find another way. 1.1800 0.03908 150 129 15 6
1789 Ok… so Rick and Pete are better at retirement than we are. 1.1799 0.04116 139 120 13 6
1790 They're migrant workers. 1.1799 0.04116 139 120 13 6
1791 Don't worry, it's not this stuff. Those guys can actually fly. 1.1799 0.03425 139 115 23 1
1792 That new nonstop airline is cheap, but crazy. 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
1793 No gift, no tomatoes. 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
1794 Just your garden variety migratory types 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
1795 I thought gardening was uplifting." 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
1796 Look honey, it’s Wilbur and Orville 1.1795 0.04479 117 101 11 5
1797 The magpies are proficient at parroting. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
1798 Omnivores!." "Watch out!! 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
1799 Hallelujah it's raining men, amen 1.1791 0.04082 134 115 14 5
1800 Well that explains the brown muck on the statue in town. 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
1801 Should we grow weed? 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
1802 Sure, the Johnson’s can fly, but I heard their lawn is a mess. 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
1803 We better put up our scarecrow very soon. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1804 Yeah, well our hobbies probably seem more thrilling to them. 1.1789 0.03657 123 102 20 1
1805 I told you the country is being taken over by the far wingers 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
1806 I don't think those were portobello mushrooms you planted. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1807 The Wilson’s planted those magic mushrooms again 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1808 Reminds me that we need to plan our visit to Canada this summer. 1.1789 0.03657 123 102 20 1
1809 Yup, it’s Spring. The snowbirds are flying north. 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1810 They said they were taking a flyer. 1.1789 0.04476 123 107 10 6
1811 Look at that. Methane powered. I’ll be darned. 1.1789 0.03657 123 107 12 4
1812 Seriously, how many Coronation flypasts are they going to do? 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
1813 I think I want to explore new hobbies 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1814 Looks like the Petersons are back from their winter vacation in Mexico. 1.1788 0.03884 151 130 15 6
1815 The cannabis varieties get better every day. 1.1788 0.03769 151 129 17 5
1816 Get the protective netting for the tomatoes. Ed and Mavis are back from Florida and they look hungry. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
1817 I like them, but they’re in our airspace. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
1818 It's the Mergusons, back from Florida. 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
1819 We need a new strategy to protect the seeds. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
1820 It must be spring — the Robbinses are back. 1.1783 0.03558 129 107 21 1
1821 Jerry is having the flying dream again. 1.1783 0.03724 129 108 19 2
1822 We plant it and they smoke it! 1.1783 0.04184 129 111 13 5
1823 It just makes mating season so awkward. 1.1783 0.03724 129 108 19 2
1824 Oh my God, it's the Nelson's again. I guess we weren't sufficiently effusive when they showed off their submarines 1.1783 0.04184 129 111 13 5
1825 Oh, look who else has a new hobby. 1.1783 0.03724 129 108 19 2
1826 This is what happens when the government doesn't know how to regulate AI. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
1827 Those arms signal 'we're going to crash!' 1.1780 0.03536 118 97 21 0
1828 Why don’t we do that? 1.1780 0.04444 118 102 11 5
1829 I hope they aren't planning to eat our little seedlings. 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
1830 '' yet another real estate agent trying something different...." 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
1831 But will lavender keep out the Abernathy's? 1.1780 0.03735 118 98 19 1
1832 Their free time looks a lot more free than ours. 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
1833 They make it look so easy, don’t they? 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
1834 I’m glad we’re both down to earth. 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
1835 I hope the one on the right likes surprises. 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
1836 When pigs can fly 1.1778 0.03772 135 114 18 3
1837 Better hide the seeds … 1.1778 0.04054 135 116 14 5
1838 They are getting really fancy with those drones. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
1839 Just when we start working on being more grounded 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
1840 Well, the Hansons are back from Florida. 1.1774 0.04442 124 108 10 6
1841 So when he said "do you want to get high with us?" I guess I misunderstood. Anyway, we are on for tomorrow. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
1842 The Wallendas are back 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
1843 "That's it Margaret. This is where we stop trying to keep up with the Joneses." 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
1844 What weirdos. They probably drive EVs. 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
1845 I told you bird parents are worse than helicopter parents… 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
1846 Well, that explains the beanbag in our tree. 1.1773 0.03804 141 120 17 4
1847 It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s the neighbors? 1.1773 0.03669 141 119 19 3
1848 Damn! They're already back and it's only May 1. 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
1849 I guess they had a little too much RedBull. 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
1850 Look at those smug expressions! I think they are about to release their « golden parachutes ». 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
1851 Looks like the Byrds are back from their winter getaway. 1.1769 0.03856 130 110 17 3
1852 Looks like the neighbors found their Red Bull stash. 1.1769 0.03856 130 110 17 3
1853 Oh great,you start ONE above-board weed farm and suddenly it’s an open invite to the “They had $2.5 million to repurpose a barn somewhere up the Hudson” New York Times real estate section crew 1.1769 0.04007 130 111 15 4
1854 Poop alert! 1.1769 0.04007 130 111 15 4
1855 Looks like the Harrison’s have been harvesting their ‘oregano’ again! 1.1765 0.03889 136 116 16 4
1856 It looks like more executives escaped another bank collapse 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
1857 The summer people, right on time 1.1765 0.03598 136 114 20 2
1858 The Kaplans are having that flying dream again. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
1859 I see they're back from their 'Infinite Possibilities' retreat. 1.1765 0.04409 119 103 11 5
1860 The right-wingers are flying south. 1.1765 0.04409 119 103 11 5
1861 There go the HOA inspectors again! 1.1765 0.04409 119 103 11 5
1862 I thought Darwin Award winners don't get to breed. 1.1765 0.04026 136 117 14 5
1863 It must be May, the Birnbaums are back from Boca. 1.1765 0.03746 136 115 18 3
1864 Well, it looks like the new neighbors are high again. 1.1761 0.03779 142 121 17 4
1865 I hate it when they fly back from Florida! 1.1760 0.04409 125 109 10 6
1866 Smiles aplenty, obviously headed to The Villages. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
1867 Flying north so early? It must be global warming. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
1868 Looks like we're going to need the scarecrow. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
1869 Those can’t be the first robins of Spring. 1.1760 0.03604 125 104 20 1
1870 Look, the Hansons are already flying north for the summer. We'd better get these starts in now! 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1871 Hey hon,looks like the Johnsons are back from Florida. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1872 We’re going to need to rethink the scarecrow design. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1873 Baggage and fuselage are an extra charge. 1.1759 0.04892 108 95 7 6
1874 We better put up the scare bro 1.1757 0.04036 148 129 12 7
1875 Do you think we need a scarecrow? 1.1756 0.03672 131 110 19 2
1876 Look, the businessmen are migrating. 1.1756 0.03979 131 112 15 4
1877 I know airfares have skyrocketed, but really? 1.1756 0.04124 131 113 13 5
1878 Will our weed get us that high? 1.1756 0.04124 131 113 13 5
1879 I hope the Hendersons don't eat our seedlings again. 1.1756 0.04264 131 114 11 6
1880 Maybe we should try that Red Bull? 1.1756 0.03979 131 112 15 4
1881 Every spring our garden has a new predator. 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
1882 In typical fashion they are trying to one-up our drone. 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
1883 Your flying aunts are early this year. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
1884 Aren't those the two that wrecked our birdbath last week? 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
1885 They're a little early this year, aren't they? 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
1886 Your in-laws have arrived 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
1887 I don't think I would be that happy with no-frills flying. 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
1888 There go the neighbors. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
1889 In our day, youngsters didn't have helium enemas! 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
1890 I told you there was something different about Clark Kent's kids... 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1891 They read online you could sky dive without a parachute. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1892 Snowbirds are early this year 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1893 Well, it is that time of year... 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1894 I told you we have been out in the sun too long.... 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1895 We may have started the garden a little late this year, Dear—the snowbirds are already back. 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1896 At the hardware store Bob said the only alternative she gave him was going on Dr. Phil. 1.1750 0.04374 120 104 11 5
1897 planting the future together 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1898 Guess it’s true what they say: Ida and Fred never sweat the details. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
1899 Looks like help has finally arrived 1.1748 0.04864 103 90 8 5
1900 It's just the Johnsons, up to another daring, ballsy Saturday as per usual. They are so like us. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
1901 Look, honey, it's the regular migration of CPAs heading to Bermuda after tax season. 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
1902 That's one way to lose out on frequent flier miles 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
1903 Adding to the methane problem !! 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
1904 I know what to do with that extra manure. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
1905 Republicans Flying North for The Primaries 1.1746 0.04376 126 110 10 6
1906 I thought about it, but they don't offer health insurance to freelance drones. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
1907 Flying back north for the summer I guess. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
1908 Huh. I read that AI generated content was going to be difficult to spot. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
1909 I think we finally managed to land a good batch of hemp plants 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
1910 I’m told they’re actually pretty intelligent. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
1911 It's a sure sign of Spring. The Birdbrains have returned ! 1.1743 0.04671 109 95 9 5
1912 You said we'd move when pigs fly. I'm not sure what this mean we should do. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
1913 They were having so much fun, they forgot to pull the cord. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
1914 I guess their superfoods aren't advertised in 'Home and Garden.' 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
1915 If we were meant to fly, God would never have invented gravity. 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
1916 I guess the internet was right, birds aren’t real! 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
1917 Grandpa always said "look to the sky for signs of the Apocalypse" 1.1742 0.03951 132 113 15 4
1918 The flying Wallendas are back - a sure sign of spring. 1.1742 0.03802 132 112 17 3
1919 Look, Martha, it's the Hendersons, back from Florida. You know it's Spring when the snowbirds return to New York. 1.1742 0.03951 132 113 15 4
1920 Looks like the snowbirds are right on schedule. 1.1742 0.03802 132 112 17 3
1921 Looks like the neighbors are back from the south. 1.1742 0.03646 132 111 19 2
1922 I preferred it when they used a private jet - it was harder to detect their smugness. 1.1739 0.04498 115 100 10 5
1923 To hell with the vegetables. We should be raising mushrooms. 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
1924 We should get a garage. 1.1739 0.03550 115 95 20 0
1925 Looks like the Thompsons have returned after flying south for the winter. 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
1926 That time of the year again, the Snow Birds are flying north. 1.1739 0.03696 138 117 18 3
1927 Looks like Frequent Flyers... 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
1928 I think we’ve lost the plot. 1.1739 0.04498 115 100 10 5
1929 Looks like the Bill and Janice are back from Florida. 1.1739 0.03836 138 118 16 4
1930 Just pray they're not vegans. 1.1739 0.03398 138 115 22 1
1931 Looks like they got over their fear of flying. 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
1932 I told you that weed killer made me feel high. 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
1933 It must be May 1 - the accountants are flying again. 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
1934 Birding looks more fun than gardening. 1.1739 0.03550 115 95 20 0
1935 They’re anti-social and anti-gravity. 1.1739 0.03759 115 96 18 1
1936 That vaccine has hit people quite differently 1.1736 0.04340 121 105 11 5
1937 It’s really hard to keep up with the Joneses when they’re growing shrooms. 1.1736 0.04179 121 104 13 4
1938 My best guess would be that they're near sighted. 1.1736 0.03651 121 101 19 1
1939 That's why I don't plant poppies. 1.1736 0.03835 121 102 17 2
1940 If these seeds they gave us are as good as they said they are we’ll be up there with them in a couple of months. 1.1736 0.04179 121 104 13 4
1941 Your brothers always feel like they can just drop in any time. 1.1736 0.04340 121 105 11 5
1942 I told you not to eat the seeds. 1.1736 0.04340 121 105 11 5
1943 How long have migrant laborers been white collar workers? 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
1944 Are those Snowbirds? 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
1945 Look! The Loons are flying South for the tourist season. 1.1732 0.04045 127 109 14 4
1946 Looks like the edibles are kicking in. 1.1732 0.04343 127 111 10 6
1947 Looks like the Supers are back from Florida. 1.1732 0.04343 127 111 10 6
1948 Look, it's the first jackasses of spring. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1949 Tell me you didn’t invite the Robbins to our garden party. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1950 Honey, hand me the Red Bull. I’m going up. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
1951 The snowbirds are returning late this year. 1.1729 0.03775 133 113 17 3
1952 Those nosy neighbors are here again. 1.1729 0.03460 133 111 21 1
1953 I guess the markets are trending south this year. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
1954 Look! It's raining people! 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
1955 Don’t worry. Those things don’t generally eat green leafy vegetables. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
1956 The homeowners association is not going to approve this! 1.1727 0.03811 139 119 16 4
1957 You know it's spring when the Smiths fly north from Boca. 1.1727 0.03811 139 119 16 4
1958 I hate uninvited guests. 1.1727 0.03376 139 116 22 1
1959 You're sure these are the same beans the Carters planted? 1.1727 0.03811 139 119 16 4
1960 Oh look, more inane drones 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
1961 I told them to rent a bouncy house with a roof. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
1962 There they go again -Patti and Bob showing off how they aren't the same as the rest of us in the neighborhood. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
1963 Maybe we should just go to the dispensary and skip the growing season. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
1964 I got to stop smokin' dope before gardening. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
1965 My God, they’re scouting out our produce before we even plant it! 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
1966 I’m telling you Helen they’re worse then the rabbits 1.1724 0.04076 145 127 11 7
1967 Why do the Byrds fly south in Spring? 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
1968 I sure hope that dynamic duo’s wearing adult diapers. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
1969 It's May - why are the uber-rich flying south already? 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
1970 they'll do anything to know what we are planting. 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
1971 I guess they really did find their natural high. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
1972 I guess I should be glad that Mom and Pop found a new hobby. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
1973 Looks like Florida’s policies have finally reversed the great migration. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
1974 Birding ain't what it used to be. 1.1719 0.04312 128 112 10 6
1975 Glad I am wearing a hat this time. 1.1719 0.03527 128 107 20 1
1976 I hope I closed the skylight. 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
1977 Ugh… those entitled millennials thinking the rules don’t apply to them! 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
1978 Hope they don't like greens. 1.1719 0.04016 128 110 14 4
1979 The Rosenbergs are back from Florida. 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
1980 Being an empty nester doesn't look so bad after all. 1.1719 0.03697 128 108 18 2
1981 Fine for the Farquhars. They’re early adopters. But I’m at least two leases away from an invisible self-driving anti-gravity EV. 1.1719 0.03697 128 108 18 2
1982 Looks like the Florida Showbirds are back for the summer. 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
1983 The Johnsons are back from Florida. 1.1719 0.03697 128 108 18 2
1984 I didn't know that Comic-Con was in town this weekend. 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
1985 Do you think they'll be good pollinators? 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
1986 Quick, put a MAGA hat on the scarecrow. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
1987 I see the neighbors have migrated back from Cancun. 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
1988 They're flying north already? Another sign of global warming. 1.1716 0.03437 134 112 21 1
1989 I’m getting really tired of these TikTok trends. 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
1990 Oh wow, there go the Canadian Lawyers flying South to Florida for hurricane season. 1.1716 0.04037 134 116 13 5
1991 I told you we should have taken the couples mutation session instead. 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
1992 I guess Mr. and Mrs. Pigg decided to test the principle once and for all. 1.1716 0.03896 134 115 15 4
1993 Looks like John and Joel are back from vacation in Ibiza. 1.1716 0.03437 134 112 21 1
1994 I’m sick and tired of these high flyers from the city lording it over us. 1.1716 0.03896 134 115 15 4
1995 Damn it, I thought you said snowbird season was over. 1.1716 0.03596 134 113 19 2
1996 Oh dear, I don't think only one parachute is going to help! 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
1997 I thought the flying lessons would require more equipment. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1998 Must be newlyweds..... 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1999 Yeah,well,must be nice to have a gardener. 1.1714 0.04048 140 122 12 6
2000 Snowbirds are back, guess we have a home owners association meeting soon. 1.1714 0.03919 140 121 14 5
2001 Yeah, it's impressive. But the yelling "Up, up, and away" 15 times a day is getting old. 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
2002 Funny, I've always thought both the Hamiltons were a bit flighty. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2003 The corporate vultures are circling our local bank. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2004 Hey look, everything we are not. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
2005 poor things must be victims of the adderall shortage 1.1714 0.03785 140 120 16 4
2006 They say they mate for life! 1.1712 0.03553 146 124 19 3
2007 Being full of hot air does give the Ericksons some advantage! 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
2008 Well, it looks like Icarus met somebody. 1.1712 0.04592 111 97 9 5
2009 Is pesticide considered a hallucinogen? 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
2010 Uh, oh - We’re gonna need a bigger scarecrow. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
2011 The Wallendas are at it again. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
2012 Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer the traditional scarecrow. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
2013 I always knew our guardian angels were idiots. 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
2014 Yeah, but I bet they won't have home-grown radishes in the summer. 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
2015 No biggie. I do it in my sleep at least once a week. 1.1709 0.04426 117 102 10 5
2016 Unlike Pigeons,their droppings on your head are quite bad luck. 1.1709 0.04426 117 102 10 5
2017 You'd hope Bob and Myra would eventually get tired of flaunting all that air travel. 1.1709 0.03700 117 98 18 1
2018 I think they're checking to see whether we may be planting any Beyond Burger seeds. 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
2019 Look, Honey, the Swallows are back from Capistrano early this year. 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2020 Their last kid must have just left for college. 1.1709 0.04426 117 102 10 5
2021 They’re saying it might just be their best crop yet! 1.1709 0.04589 117 103 8 6
2022 I’d like to have what they’re having. 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
2023 Do you think they know the chutes didn’t open…? 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
2024 Looks like the Joneses are flying back for the summer. 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2025 Looks like those Anderson boys are getting high again. 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
2026 Looks like the Caplans are heading back here from their Arizona condo. 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
2027 I see the Nicholsons are back from Florida 1.1707 0.04274 123 107 11 5
2028 Migratory patterns are certainly changing, huh? 1.1707 0.04274 123 107 11 5
2029 Looks like we've got some cleaning up to do 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2030 The Morrisons seem to fly off the handle at the drop of a hat! 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2031 The government is getting less and less inconspicuous... 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2032 Hey, the Wilsons are migrating back from Eastern Canada. 1.1705 0.03987 129 111 14 4
2033 Uh-oh, the vegetarians have arrived. 1.1705 0.04554 129 115 6 8
2034 Just don’t poop on our land 1.1705 0.03502 129 108 20 1
2035 Looks like the snowbirds are migrating north again. 1.1705 0.04280 129 113 10 6
2036 It's the Rapture! 1.1705 0.04136 129 112 12 5
2037 If only they knew, gardening is much more grounding. 1.1705 0.03832 129 110 16 3
2038 Is this the so-called flight simulator pilots train on? 1.1705 0.03987 129 111 14 4
2039 They're called snowbirds because they'll hit snow somewhere near Milwaukee. 1.1705 0.03987 129 111 14 4
2040 See? I knew we were on the right track with growing our own cannabis. 1.1704 0.04009 135 117 13 5
2041 Well...Capistrano has its swallows and we have our neighbors the Wilsons... 1.1704 0.03869 135 116 15 4
2042 Proof that you don’t need a parachute to skydive you only need one to skydive twice 1.1702 0.03893 141 122 14 5
2043 Fred and Martha return from Florida 1.1701 0.03660 147 126 17 4
2044 It's only AI 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2045 Leave it to the Joneses to out-green us. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2046 So antigravity is a thing now? 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2047 Looks like the Sparrow brothers are returning from Mexico. 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
2048 A sure sign of spring! The Hendersons are coming back from the South. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2049 Looks like we’re going to need the scarecrow again this year. 1.1696 0.04553 112 98 9 5
2050 The neighborhood is going to the Birds. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2051 I hate trampolines. 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
2052 We really don't have any privacy. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2053 That's our new neighbours. They live nest door. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
2054 Yes, someone told me they were a really down to earth couple, too. 1.1696 0.04553 112 98 9 5
2055 I often wonder where they get the energy. 1.1696 0.03562 112 93 19 0
2056 That’s going to make great mulch! 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
2057 The weatherman didn’t say anything about this. 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
2058 Isn't it early for the gliders to come back to Capistrano? 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2059 Looks like the Snowdens are back from Tampa. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2060 Well! Fall came early. 1.1694 0.04084 124 107 13 4
2061 Looks like the grass really is better in the neighbours' yard. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2062 They’re having a good time! 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2063 Well, they said they fly back in May. 1.1694 0.03570 124 104 19 1
2064 Climate change is confusing the snowbirds too now. 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
2065 The Pans are at it again." 1.1692 0.04106 130 113 12 5
2066 Relax, they'll be fertilizer in about 10 seconds... 1.1692 0.03805 130 111 16 3
2067 Drone clones 1.1692 0.03805 130 111 16 3
2068 He'd better pull the ripcord soon. 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
2069 Put up the GMO sign, that should keep them away. 1.1690 0.03600 142 121 18 3
2070 Hope they are wearing diapers! 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
2071 We are about to find out the meaning of terra firma. 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
2072 The fertilizer’s here. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2073 Why can’t they just take the Auto Train like everyone else? 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
2074 chat gpt says, ""Unbeknownst to the gardeners, two airborne acrobats pirouette above, adding an unexpected twist to their blossoming paradise." 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
2075 The Browns are off their medications again. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2076 Well, I think they're headed for uncharted territory. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2077 Please tell me you didn’t forget to pull the car into the garage garage again. 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
2078 Looks like "keeping up with the Joneses" just took on a whole new meaning. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
2079 The new iPhone feature, iCloud 9. 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
2080 Time for the snowbirds to return home. 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
2081 Soaring to new heights certainly isn't what it used to be. 1.1681 0.03643 119 100 18 1
2082 Get my shotgun! 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
2083 People will try anything to get out of gardening. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
2084 Where's a Pterodactyl when you need one?! 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
2085 Just not my style! 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
2086 Who you gonna call? Cropdusters! 1.1681 0.03442 119 99 20 0
2087 I hope the 'chutes work this time 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
2088 OK, this legal marijuana thing is really starting to get out of hand. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
2089 I hear that they're frequent fliers. 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
2090 I thought the Johnsons had already flown South for the winter. 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
2091 Stupid snow birds. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
2092 They're over my car again! 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
2093 Hmm, I guess those Red Bull folks weren’t kidding. 1.1681 0.04356 119 104 10 5
2094 Looks like the Wrong brothers are at it again 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
2095 It’s amazing what you can get Harlan Crow to pay for, 1.1681 0.04356 119 104 10 5
2096 I keep telling Bob you can’t trust chatGPT 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
2097 It may be a great neighborhood but the skydiving schools are terrible. 1.1681 0.04356 119 104 10 5
2098 The Crowes are home. 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
2099 The Andersons weren't kidding when they said they might drop in. 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
2100 I think our scarecrow needs a new look this year. 1.1680 0.04210 125 109 11 5
2101 The Canadians are migrating north early this year. 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
2102 Looks like the Snowbirds are coming back from Florida 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
2103 I'll get the feed. 1.1680 0.03544 125 105 19 1
2104 ...Looks like Stan and Ruth are back from their winter nest ! 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
2105 Ah Spring! And here come the Schmecklers back from hibernation. 1.1679 0.03619 131 111 18 2
2106 Either their bliss is way ungrounded or we are way too grounded. 1.1679 0.03778 131 112 16 3
2107 I've never felt more grounded. 1.1679 0.03778 131 112 16 3
2108 Now I see why they established the HOA. 1.1679 0.03453 131 110 20 1
2109 I hope those noisy skydivers don't decide to nest in our yard again. 1.1679 0.03930 131 113 14 4
2110 You said you liked them -- they were so down-to-earth. I told you they'd he up there by Tuesday. 1.1679 0.03673 137 117 17 3
2111 Looks like the snow birds just flew back in town. 1.1679 0.03524 137 116 19 2
2112 I will stick with gardening. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2113 I told our silly neighbours human flight is impossible but they never listen to anything I have to say. 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
2114 The cost is going through the roof… 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
2115 Look who's back for the summer. 1.1667 0.04048 132 115 12 5
2116 There go the Finkelsteins, migrating to Florida again. 1.1667 0.03902 132 114 14 4
2117 How do we catch up with the Jones's this time? 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
2118 Remember the old days? Now drones evolve to more human-looking every week. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
2119 I wonder how much that cost the FBI. 1.1667 0.03695 126 107 17 2
2120 The Cranes are back for the summer. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2121 I knew the dispensary was a bad idea. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2122 Must be Spring. The Weavers are back from Bocca. 1.1667 0.03751 132 113 16 3
2123 Ah. The snowbirds are back. 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2124 Hey! We don't have room in our garden for face plants. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2125 Snowbirds. Apparently they’re fed up with the culture wars in Florida. 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
2126 I see the Snow Birds have returned. 1.1667 0.04328 126 111 9 6
2127 People like that take the fun out of casual bird-watching 1.1667 0.04024 126 109 13 4
2128 They won’t be smiling in 0.01 seconds 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2129 See, didn't I always say those two were full of hot air? 1.1667 0.04324 132 117 8 7
2130 Birds aren't real... those must be spy planes! 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
2131 You did say they are full of hot air. 1.1667 0.03791 138 119 15 4
2132 I think it's the vogels from over on Elm St 1.1667 0.03695 126 107 17 2
2133 I know airlines are trying to cut costs but this is getting ridiculous. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2134 I guess the summer people are back. 1.1667 0.03751 132 113 16 3
2135 I would've wished to teleport 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
2136 Did you tell them we have an airport now? 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2137 Remember when WE used to fly around in the spring? 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
2138 "Oh oh! We're going to need something stronger than weed-killer this year." 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
2139 Parachutes are so last season. 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
2140 Look at that, Edna, the Nelsons’ finally got their nesting basement millenials out. 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
2141 You know they say, “When the Swansons fly east, a storm’s coming from the west” 1.1667 0.03902 132 114 14 4
2142 I knew they were getting high, but this is ridiculous! 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
2143 NOW it’s Spring! The Morgans are back from Florida! 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2144 More snowbirds, and we haven’t even planted the peas yet! 1.1667 0.03616 120 101 18 1
2145 It started happening right after the McDougal's came back from their Ayahuasca retreat." 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
2146 Wow! Anything to get out of Community Gardening day. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2147 Looks like Icarus Air is back in business. 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
2148 Now that's what I call getting high! 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
2149 Those two just keep yakking about how great commuting is. 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
2150 Just when you think you've seen it all... 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
2151 Our new neighbors Clark and Lois sure are very flighty. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2152 Earl and Judy contemplate another annoying summer chasing the Mitchells out of their garden. 1.1667 0.04478 114 100 9 5
2153 No vegetables for Judy or Phil 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
2154 They keep flying off with our worms. 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
2155 Inflation must have gone up again, dear 1.1667 0.04024 126 109 13 4
2156 We’re not planting too soon. The Miller’s are back. 1.1667 0.03616 120 101 18 1
2157 That's Sergeant Smith! Well, looks like we owe Robbie a hamster. 1.1656 0.03482 157 135 18 4
2158 The snowbirds are showing up earlier and earlier every year. 1.1655 0.03792 145 126 14 5
2159 I just hope they don't build a nest in the gutters. 1.1655 0.03901 139 121 13 5
2160 Drifters, blowing in the wind. No purpose, no objective. 1.1655 0.03901 139 121 13 5
2161 They are one step ahead of the electric airplane. 1.1654 0.03725 133 114 16 3
2162 Looks like the Smiths are dropping in. 1.1654 0.03875 133 115 14 4
2163 They’re back 1.1654 0.03406 133 112 20 1
2164 Oh no! I just had the car washed. 1.1654 0.04019 133 116 12 5
2165 Douche bag season is early this year 1.1654 0.03875 133 115 14 4
2166 I guess the snowbirds are back! 1.1654 0.03668 127 108 17 2
2167 Honey,maybe we should start growing mushroom 1.1654 0.03834 127 109 15 3
2168 Remember when I called you from the carwash with that wild story? 1.1654 0.03668 127 108 17 2
2169 It's already that time for the return of the snowbirds. 1.1654 0.03994 127 110 13 4
2170 Oh look Annie. It must be spring. The Obriens are flying north! 1.1654 0.03834 127 109 15 3
2171 Just don’t stand below the nest. 1.1654 0.03668 127 108 17 2
2172 Well, it looks like we'd better buy some strong bird-netting this year. 1.1654 0.04148 127 111 11 5
2173 In our day that is not what we meant when we said we were high! 1.1654 0.03994 127 110 13 4
2174 Those damned lucid dreamers again. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2175 Airbnb's new look? 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2176 Those new cannabis strains are really something. 1.1653 0.03391 121 101 20 0
2177 Looks like the sunbirds are back again. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2178 I've heard of jumping into spring but this seems ridiculous! 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
2179 Were there any other properties in this herb you didn’t mention? 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2180 See what happens when they legalize pot! 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2181 It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Harry and Estelle." 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2182 The Hendersons have returned early this year, so we'll have to put out the scarecrow. 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
2183 They are so fly. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2184 Quick Susan get the 12 gauge! 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2185 Don't worry, the giant taxidermied crow will keep them from landing in our garden." 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2186 I hope they don't poop our our car again! 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
2187 One for sorrow, two for joy... 1.1652 0.03478 115 96 19 0
2188 I warned them about getting high on that new weed!! But kids never listen!! 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2189 Before you know it ....it will be pigs!!!!! 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2190 They better not land in this garden. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2191 You know it's spring when you see the Thompsons migrate back from Florida. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2192 It comes with membership in the country club. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
2193 More highfliers ruining the neighborhood. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
2194 I suspect they'll be getting planted too. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
2195 Well, they’re not birds or planes. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2196 Look! It's the Smiths! When did they learn how to honk like that? 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
2197 So what? They're not pollinators. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
2198 It’s nice to see people returning to air travel. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
2199 Does my black suit need to be pressed? 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
2200 Odd to see more white flight while in-town prices are still rising. 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
2201 Why, it's a rare spring sighting of the skydivamus nerdaii! 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2202 Well,,, I did tell them to drop in anytime 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2203 I don't think that's what they meant by "Mile High Club." 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2204 It’s the ‘nevermore’ guys again. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2205 On the positive side, their guano is great fertilizer. 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
2206 I was right!…I knew that wasn’t bird droppings on my car. 1.1642 0.03991 134 117 12 5
2207 I knew Bob was right about mushrooms instead of turnips. 1.1642 0.03991 134 117 12 5
2208 Daedalus has got to stop teaching his kids to fly 1.1641 0.04117 128 112 11 5
2209 I'm sick and tired of their droppings. 1.1641 0.03641 128 109 17 2
2210 I’m so over the Joneses; I don’t even want to keep up anymore. 1.1641 0.04117 128 112 11 5
2211 Somebody at that new parachute school keeps forgetting to tell its students they're supposed to open the darn thing. 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
2212 If they wanna get high, I wish they'd do it somewhere else. 1.1641 0.03965 128 111 13 4
2213 I see the Andersons are flying south for the winter again. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2214 Yes, they are going to be worse than the deer. 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2215 I see the Byrds are returning from Florida. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2216 Looks like that new dispensary in town has opened.” 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2217 So that explains why nothing ever grows. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2218 Frequent flyer awards have gotten out of hand. 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2219 We're gonna need a forty-foot scarecrow. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2220 If their chutes don't open, I'm going inside. 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
2221 Winter already? 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
2222 The Johnsons are going south for the winter then? 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
2223 I didn’t realize that was a recommended COVID option 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
2224 Look honey, the Feldman's are back from Florida early this year. 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
2225 They are held up by blow dryers in their back yard! 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
2226 Smith's coming back from winter in Florida. 1.1638 0.03451 116 97 19 0
2227 They’re migrating north earlier this year. Must be global warming. 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
2228 It's those awful happy honeymooners coming back to earth! 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
2229 The snowbirds are headed back North. 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
2230 You were right: We have to update our scarecrow 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2231 As long as they don't poop on the garden, I'm good with it. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2232 I bet they're the new AI Chatbots I've been reading about. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2233 Our neighbors are perennial showoffs! 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2234 They make everything look so easy. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2235 Well, retirement looks different for everyone. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
2236 Those snow birds are back early 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2237 You told them we don't need any fertilizer, right? 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2238 We're ancient civilization now 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2239 I thought they said it was just 'microdosing' . 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2240 Look Doris! Never Trumpeter Swans. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
2241 You always said they looked down on us. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2242 Flapping your arms does not make you Robins. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2243 Look,the neighborhood drones are out. 1.1635 0.04948 104 93 5 6
2244 Honey, I think the Johnsons are taking the neighborhood watch a little too seriously " 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
2245 Yep, you’ll always see the males first each spring. 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
2246 Look at that. Lightweight showing off. 1.1631 0.03715 141 122 15 4
2247 There sure is a lot of hot air at the Jones. 1.1631 0.03715 141 122 15 4
2248 Well, if the Snowbirds aren’t back from Arizona. 1.1630 0.03674 135 116 16 3
2249 These motherfuckers… 1.1628 0.03936 129 112 13 4
2250 Global warming has them come back early this year 1.1628 0.03779 129 111 15 3
2251 She's taking him home to meet the family 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
2252 The snowbirds are back a little early this year. 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
2253 With those misshapen peckers I don't think the tomatoes will be in any danger. 1.1626 0.04222 123 108 10 5
2254 You know it is fall when the Hendersons head down to Florida. 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
2255 Cliff Swallow and his wife are early this year. 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
2256 These Gen5 drones are amazing! 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
2257 The Swallows have returned. 1.1626 0.03535 123 104 18 1
2258 How Gen X Copes With Trauma: Exhibits A & B 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
2259 The "Summer People" migrating in already? 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
2260 it's Jim and Pete, the first Reubens of Spring 1.1626 0.04377 123 109 8 6
2261 What are they feeding the birds these days? 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
2262 I think they're headed to the Johnson's bird feeder. 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
2263 Those two are really living, for the moment. 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
2264 Oh great, the first jerks of spring. 1.1624 0.03633 117 99 17 1
2265 Isn’t it early in the season for the return of the snowbirds? 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
2266 Look, up in the air. It's Gerd, it's Dwayne 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
2267 Couldn’t they have just sent drones ? 1.1624 0.03633 117 99 17 1
2268 I think they took too much Ozempic. 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
2269 You know it's time to plant the tomatoes when the Johnsons migrate back from Fort Meyers. 1.1624 0.03633 117 99 17 1
2270 Can you imagine...how much their health insurance must be? 1.1624 0.04198 117 102 11 4
2271 We’ll see whose smiling when these Hydangreas fly up in spring 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
2272 We're right on time with our spring planting...the Finches have returned from Pompano Beach. 1.1622 0.03594 148 128 16 4
2273 Those new organic beans will do that to you. 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
2274 and there envious of us. sure 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
2275 The O'Brien's winter sowing project turned out way better than ours. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
2276 i guess the Robinsons are back for the summer. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2277 Yes, we have an empty nest, but I didn't expect them to flyaway! 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2278 Global warming is really messing up migration! 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
2279 Skydivers have changed recently. 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
2280 Some more passengers from that discount airline that won't pay for an airport terminal. 1.1620 0.03691 142 123 15 4
2281 Looks like the Hendersons are returning from their Winter home 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2282 The Bobbins are out early this year. 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
2283 Well look who’s finally migrated back from West Palm. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2284 Empty nest newbies, for sure 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2285 What day did they ask us to help hold that safety net? 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2286 I have a feeling they won't be returning next spring. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2287 They won't make it to the next fall, honey" 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2288 There goes the neighborhood 1.1618 0.03936 136 119 12 5
2289 Just flew in for the mating season> 1.1618 0.03496 136 116 18 2
2290 Ever since George and Ellen added those extra springs to their trampoline they can't stay grounded. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2291 I guess telecommuting just got easier. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2292 I don’t see any red belly. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2293 They have really carried this lucid dreaming business too far. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2294 See there Joan, that will be us once we harvest the buds 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
2295 That's the second time our neighbors have been higher than a kite. 1.1615 0.03752 130 112 15 3
2296 Well, well, the snowbirds return. 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
2297 Damn, is it winter already? 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
2298 Look at that, the last of the snowbirds are coming home! 1.1613 0.03864 124 107 14 3
2299 Well, I see the snowbirds are finally heading back... 1.1613 0.03508 124 105 18 1
2300 The snowbirds are migrating back north a little early this year. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2301 If they crash here we won't need to buy fertilizer. 1.1613 0.04030 124 108 12 4
2302 So they have a trampoline. Big deal. 1.1613 0.03508 124 105 18 1
2303 That's not going to be good for neighborhood property values. 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
2304 Sure, but are they grounded ? 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
2305 Ah, the Geesemans are flying north...a sure sign of spring! 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
2306 Break out the scarecrow, honey. The birds have their human suits on again.” 1.1610 0.04335 118 104 9 5
2307 Oh dear, Aren’t they Tucker Carlson and Kary Lake at the Mega universe? 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
2308 That explains why there is never a car in their garage 1.1610 0.04335 118 104 9 5
2309 It looks like Clark has finished training Lois. 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
2310 Look! Snow birds are back. 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
2311 They DID say they're flying south for a vacation. 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
2312 If they think I'm going to keep filling that bird feeder every day, they're very much mistaken. 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
2313 It looks like the Swallows have returned from Capistrano 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
2314 Look Martha, sky diving is like sex- exhilarating, but over in a few minutes! Gardening on the other hand is like work-exhausting, but over in a few decades! 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
2315 The Smiths are having that flying dream again. 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
2316 Maybe we should invest in a greenhouse. 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
2317 With AI and global warming, executives are retraining as pollinators." 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
2318 Do we have any psychedelic seeds? 1.1607 0.03486 112 94 18 0
2319 I thought they would be missing something by just growing mushrooms indoors, but the Jamesons may be on to something.” 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2320 You think they’re coming home to rooost? 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2321 They told me they were going south for the winter. 1.1606 0.03473 137 117 18 2
2322 It’s probably time to deploy the parachutes. 1.1606 0.03769 137 119 14 4
2323 He's been flying high since he got a promotion at work. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2324 And you said we needed a fence. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2325 The McCombies have really taken the snowbird thing to a new level, haven't they?. 1.1604 0.04474 106 93 9 4
2326 The Snowbirds are early this year. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2327 The MacFarlands sure spot the updrafts 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2328 Drone delivery is certainly upping there game this year 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2329 Hope there aren’t any droppings from them! Maybe Hard Hats are in order. 1.1600 0.04000 125 109 12 4
2330 We're going to need more plants. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2331 The open house invite clearly states it starts at 2:30,NOT 10:30!!! 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2332 Confused snowbirds I presume! 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2333 Is a bird? Is it a plane? No. It’s those new spy balloons! 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2334 It’s the cheapskate Byrds returning from their Winter vacation. 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
2335 We must be closer to Capistrano than I thought. 1.1600 0.03663 125 107 16 2
2336 They finished their chores early. 1.1600 0.03663 125 107 16 2
2337 They'd better not crush my magnolias. 1.1600 0.03292 125 105 20 0
2338 I see the Smiths took that job with Amazon as package delivery drones. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2339 hope he doesn’t get to close to the sun 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2340 And they get frequent flyer miles too! 1.1597 0.04620 119 107 5 7
2341 Bet they land on the gummy feeder. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2342 Last year it was flying monkeys. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2343 Luckily we're not planting marijuana. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2344 The only way to fly. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2345 Well,..it’s certainly more personal than a drone. 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2346 Wow, John and Mary are flying back early this spring. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2347 There they go again. Pretending they’re better than everybody else. 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2348 I think those are the new manned drones. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2349 The snow birds must be returning to Canada. 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
2350 Hand me the muskmelon seeds. 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
2351 Do we complain to the FAA or the HOA? 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
2352 They will be menacing the garden soon enough. 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
2353 They may be going to the Caribbean, but don't they know it's off-season? 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
2354 I'll bet they won't come back when we have too many zucchini. 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
2355 We’ll never keep up with the Joneses now. 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
2356 We could migrate every winter just like Mitch and Julie, but you simply refuse to fly. 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
2357 I see the Byrds are back from Florida. 1.1591 0.03539 132 113 17 2
2358 Fly, monkees, Fly! 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2359 The snowbirds are returning from Florida. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
2360 I think they are going to plant themselves in the neighbor's yard. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
2361 they used to fly kites, things have progressed 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
2362 At least they don't crap on my windshield. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2363 I can’t wait till we’re not grounded !!!! 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
2364 You know, maybe we should consider the helium colonic too. 1.1587 0.04278 126 112 8 6
2365 Every since the dispensary opened, those two have been high as a kite 1.1587 0.03970 126 110 12 4
2366 Wait until the Jones discover that their favorite pond is now a parking lot. 1.1587 0.03970 126 110 12 4
2367 The snow birds are back for the summer. 1.1587 0.04278 126 112 8 6
2368 Spring certainly came early this year 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
2369 I like their Spring ritual better! 1.1587 0.03457 126 107 18 1
2370 Someone in the office told me they were high-flyers. 1.1587 0.03636 126 108 16 2
2371 Uh-oh, it doesn't look good. The vulture capitalists are circling. 1.1586 0.03749 145 127 13 5
2372 So that's what has been eating all the food from the garden. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2373 Looks like our Snow Bird neighbors have returned from Florid. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2374 It's a good thing I'm not washing the car until Thursday. 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
2375 Hope they don’t see us planting these cannabis plants. 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
2376 Well, at least the kids aren't throwing baseballs through windows. 1.1583 0.03742 120 103 15 2
2377 The year passed so fast. 1.1583 0.03346 120 101 19 0
2378 What are they taking, and where can I get it? 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
2379 That's fine, as long as they don't land here and try to eat the seedlings. 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
2380 Those parachutes better open fast! 1.1583 0.04266 120 106 9 5
2381 The Canadian “Snowbirds” are returning early! 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
2382 Well, I guess now we know what the Mallorys planted this year. 1.1583 0.03550 120 102 17 1
2383 I thought I was only dreaming last night. 1.1583 0.03346 120 101 19 0
2384 I thought all the Dodos were extinct! 1.1583 0.04099 120 105 11 4
2385 The droppings are the worst part.. 1.1583 0.04266 120 106 9 5
2386 Must be another sale on Red Bull at the Quickie Mart 1.1583 0.03718 139 121 14 4
2387 Looks like the Friedmans are back from Florida. 1.1579 0.03514 133 114 17 2
2388 Every spring the Young's thoughts turn to fancy flights. 1.1579 0.03514 133 114 17 2
2389 Sure, but how good are there heirloom tomatoes 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2390 That’s AI’s answer to more efficient drones. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2391 Snowbirds are returning. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
2392 Maybe what your cousins said about flying in last night wasn't a joke after all? 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
2393 They flock to every yard sale.” 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
2394 I thought they were kidding us about the flubber. 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
2395 The turkey vultures are back! 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2396 It must be 4/20 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2397 ....SPLAT! 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
2398 The THC in the soil is getting to me 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2399 I think the Logans have mastered AI. 1.1575 0.03432 127 108 18 1
2400 They say it's the high rents that get them migrating. 1.1575 0.04096 127 112 10 5
2401 No, I don’t love it when geeks fly overhead. 1.1575 0.03610 127 109 16 2
2402 What off-earth are they flapping about now? 1.1575 0.03941 127 111 12 4
2403 I still don't see how growing our own tarragon will be more of a rush. 1.1575 0.03610 127 109 16 2
2404 Better close the curtains tonight. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2405 Look, the Weinbergs are back from Florida. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
2406 So odd.” “I know. They usually don’t fly in pairs. 1.1574 0.03521 108 91 17 0
2407 So much for the wall at our southern border 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
2408 Jeez, people will really try to be anything but themselves 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2409 I don't think we can keep up with the Jones. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2410 There they go again! Why can't the Robertsons just land in the Target parking lot like everyone else? 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
2411 How much did you put in those brownies? 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2412 The “Flying Rapinski’s” are just getting home from work at the circus. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
2413 There go our attorneys again. 1.1574 0.04773 108 97 5 6
2414 I'm calling the HOA. Self flight twelve feet above the fenceline is the maximum allowed in THIS community! 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
2415 Looks like the Snow birds are arriving early this year 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2416 Get ready for another joke about their tired arms. 1.1574 0.04588 108 96 7 5
2417 Guess we shouldn’t have passed on those magic beans. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2418 Oh, that Geese family! 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2419 Yeah, netting would be a good start." 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2420 Remember when snow birds used to show off with RVs? 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2421 Perhaps they packed each other's parachutes . 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
2422 Keeping up with the Joneses just got harder. 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2423 You know that whole keeping up with the Jones’… 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2424 The Jehovah's Witnesses are back honey 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2425 Really! The lengths they'll go to, to "just drop in." 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2426 Looks like the Stewarts will be home early today. 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2427 I wonder how their Marriage Retreat went? 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
2428 I see the Wilson’s are migrating home 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
2429 The snowbirds look so happy to be back! 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2430 It doesn’t matter if you’re left ou right. We need both wings to fly. 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2431 We must keep planting to counter the rising jet packers! 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2432 Looks like like the summer migration has started. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2433 Same day, every spring, our snowbird neighbors return with that smug look. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2434 We could use that to get into the garden after we put up the deer fence. 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
2435 It looks like the Nelsons are headed north for the summer. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2436 Wow, state-of-the-art drones! Now available in Dumb and Dumber. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2437 LSD and skydiving don't mix. 1.1565 0.04205 115 101 10 4
2438 Jack and Judy Flyby are back in town. 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
2439 Sue thought to herself "Maybe staying grounded is not as much fun after all." 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
2440 I thought you said the Millers were empty nesters? 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
2441 Don't tell the Joneses the circus is in town, they'll think they've missed the rapture. 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
2442 Wonder how much THIS cost 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
2443 We'd better reinforce the protective netting. They'll be migrating back for harvest time. 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
2444 Is this some tick tack challenge? ?? 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
2445 I think they're about to get planted, too 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2446 Ever since they renewed their vows, they’ve been taking this “mate for life” thing awfully seriously. 1.1562 0.03751 128 111 14 3
2447 May they land in tall weeds. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2448 Every damn year - the minute we start planting, the snowbirds descend. 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
2449 Another sign of spring. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2450 Do you think they are Trumpy Swans? 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2451 ...uh oh...looks like the Mayweather's are having another drone party, Where are the kids?... 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2452 That privacy fence was a waste of money. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2453 Here come Jack and Jane Sparrow,back from Florida. 1.1560 0.04548 109 97 7 5
2454 The neighbors know we're happy to just share our vegetables, right? 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2455 Hon, do you know where the BB-gun is? 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2456 I always knew they were birdbrains! 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2457 I thought they said they were driving to town.....! 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2458 I went to high school with those guys and look at them now! 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2459 We'd better plant these rubber trees in the front garden too 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2460 The Snow Birds are returning 1.1557 0.04036 122 107 11 4
2461 That's why I'd rather plant cannabis than carrots. 1.1557 0.04036 122 107 11 4
2462 The sky is always bluer on the other side. 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
2463 I thought you told me the Jensens never fly private. 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
2464 Here they come again! Droning on and on and on as usual. 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
2465 Dan... these ayuasca plants are hitting fast 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
2466 I can’t believe this stuff is legal. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2467 I guess Red Bull really does give you wings. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2468 Look the Johnson's are back from winter migration! 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2469 I wish there were some way to tell them not to land in Ned's corn field. 1.1553 0.03587 103 87 16 0
2470 The Borowitzes always take the best vacations. Sigh. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2471 I heard that Apple upgraded Airplane Mode on the new iPhone! 1.1553 0.04525 103 91 8 4
2472 We said we’d quit when pigs fly…what do we do now? 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2473 Okay, Icarus. Do what you want. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2474 Think it's so amazing? You should see what they did to my car. 1.1552 0.04171 116 102 10 4
2475 So much for Artificial Intelligence... 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
2476 Those overachiever Harrisons are avoiding the drive to work now. 1.1552 0.04171 116 102 10 4
2477 Looks like the Hendersons are back from Miami. 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
2478 The mushrooms are kicking in 1.1552 0.03591 116 99 16 1
2479 I'll never fly commercial again. 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
2480 I believe the Sedgewicks have fledged. 1.1552 0.03591 116 99 16 1
2481 Thank goodness they are heading back north for the summer. 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
2482 Well, I see the Burnhams are heading back from their Florida winter home ... 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
2483 Oh no, looks like they are going towards the sun 1.1552 0.04171 116 102 10 4
2484 The Peterman's are back rather late this year. 1.1550 0.03724 129 112 14 3
2485 Come to think of it, last week our neighbors did tell me that they were taking flying lessons 1.1550 0.04184 129 115 8 6
2486 What kind of scarecrow are we going to need for that? 1.1549 0.03644 142 124 14 4
2487 Like those mechanical drones weren't annoying enough! 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
2488 Good grief! That new wait loss drug is awesome! 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2489 “I’m telling you Miriam, the Chinese have some advanced technology!” 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
2490 Speaking of squash ... 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2491 Quick! Grab the bucket. Their droppings make great fertilizer. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2492 The next generation of droneGPT doesn't seem that intelligent 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2493 I’m sure it’s not as fun as it looks, Barb 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2494 I guess the last snowbirds are returning. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2495 I'd still prefer our garden plot to their burial plot" 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2496 It’s the newest AI drone 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2497 Hey, sweetie, would you look at that?" "Oh, not those damn birds again! We should have gotten the scarecrow like I told you! 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2498 Crow's on holiday again while the rest of us labor in the fields 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2499 Oh, it looks like the Browns are returning from their winter home. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2500 Maybe we should fence off the mushrooms after all. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
2501 Do they think they can just drop in any old time? 1.1545 0.04320 110 97 9 4
2502 One Parachute, the other Ohh Shoot 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2503 Here comes those snow-birds, Petersons, back from Colombia. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2504 Idiots don't know north from south. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2505 There is ONE bad thing about legal pot. I just hate it when they forget to pull the ripcord. 1.1545 0.04168 123 109 9 5
2506 Fascists. 1.1545 0.04005 123 108 11 4
2507 It's going to rain - the Millers are flying low... 1.1545 0.03835 123 107 13 3
2508 We better put up the scaredog 1.1545 0.03835 123 107 13 3
2509 We’ll see you next spring 1.1545 0.03835 123 107 13 3
2510 They migrate every spring. 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2511 Ever since the Cohens met that genie, I thought I'd really resent them. All the flying, the money. But oddly, whenever I'm around Jared I have this powerful urge to suck his dick. All he'd have to do is ask. Anyway, I wonder what his third wish was. 1.1538 0.04153 130 116 8 6
2512 Ah, first Snowbirds of spring 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2513 And the HOA thinks we’re crazy! 1.1538 0.03697 130 113 14 3
2514 I'm so confused. Are those drones, clowns or clones? 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2515 I’m better Than HOWARD ! 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2516 Seems like the Robinsons prefer our neighbor's feeder. 1.1538 0.03555 104 88 16 0
2517 If you plant it they will come, but I didn’t expect them 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2518 Be careful. I hear they like carrotts. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
2519 With all the crime fighting, I don't know how he has time to have kids. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2520 Yep. The snowbirds are flying north. We are right on time to plant our spring garden. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
2521 Economy's really underwater these days. 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2522 This must be their dream neighborhood 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2523 Maybe we should have focused on mushrooms rather than tomatoes. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2524 Fetch my shotgun, dear. The Crowes' are back. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2525 And I thought gardening made my arms tired 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2526 Now let’s plant a money tree 1.1538 0.03555 104 88 16 0
2527 The birds, the bees, and the Johnsons. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2528 Oh, no! Here they come again! Their droppings are realy disgusting. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2529 Let’s have something else besides Smashburgers tonight 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
2530 Looks like the snowbirds are migrating back north. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
2531 Oh look. The AI’s are here. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2532 We're going to need to rethink our scarecrow. 1.1532 0.03974 124 109 11 4
2533 See, honey? Microdosing works! 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
2534 Looks like our snowbird neighbors are back. 1.1532 0.03248 124 105 19 0
2535 Why are they flying south in May? Do they know something we don't? 1.1532 0.03974 124 109 11 4
2536 We literally just got the car washed 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
2537 That reminds me, I need to wake up. 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
2538 I’m having second thoughts on this microdosing thing. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2539 Yeah, I hear they don't migrate, but circle forever where's there's lots of hot air . .DC, Florida, Texas. . . 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2540 Spring's come early this year--the McGills are already migrating back from Florida. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2541 Cloudseeding, I think. What else could they possibly be doing? 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
2542 Oh crap ,the snow birds are back. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2543 Looks like just a car wash won’t do the trick anymore. 1.1532 0.03434 111 94 17 0
2544 I hope they don’t land on our Tulips. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2545 I wonder what they're planting in their garden? 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
2546 hey isn't that the lost boy Peter who went missing a few years ago? 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
2547 I thought the Wilsons had moved south last fall. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2548 They must have just finished seeding the clouds. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2549 Do they look like vegetarians to you? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2550 Drone technology sure has come a long way 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
2551 I guess they come from Oregon 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2552 it's the droppings you have to worry about 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
2553 It's a plane! It's Superman?? What are you thinking??a bird! 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2554 The Weather Girls were right! It's raining men! 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
2555 Sometimes I think people just have too much time on their hands. 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
2556 You seeing this too? 1.1525 0.03535 118 101 16 1
2557 I sure hope Fred opened up his pool last weekend. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
2558 What did you order from Amazon now? 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2559 For heaven sake, are the Smiths too cheap to buy an airline ticket?! 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
2560 I guess we don’t need a scarecrow! 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2561 No one expects the Spanish Inquisition ! 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2562 They’ve really streamlined the newer models. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
2563 DARN THOSE JONESES I WILL NEVER KEEP UP 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
2564 Their are two drones - 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2565 I told you we were late. The arctic nerds are already returning home. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2566 I guess they just had their fill of checking in. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
2567 Now there is a fad that is going to die soon. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
2568 Those snowbird Andersons are back. 1.1522 0.03069 138 117 21 0
2569 Does it make me a bad person to hope the chute fails? 1.1520 0.03777 125 109 13 3
2570 You know the old saying, “When the first skydiver is seen, it’s time to plant the beans”. 1.1520 0.03944 125 110 11 4
2571 Ignore them Mildred, they're just showing off. 1.1520 0.03418 125 107 17 1
2572 Musk has really changed Twitter! 1.1520 0.03777 125 109 13 3
2573 Looks like the snow birds are coming back to roost for the summer." 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
2574 Look what Spring has wrought. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
2575 With climate change, the Finkelsteins come back from Florida earlier and earlier every year. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
2576 I'd rather plant squash than get squashed. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
2577 Hey! There's Jack and Judy. I remember them bragging about how their new cannabis crop would outshine our lovely flowers. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
2578 Oh look they are planting themselves 1.1518 0.03406 112 95 17 0
2579 So much for Elon’s budget friendly space flights. 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
2580 OK, the Johnsons are going South. We can finally plant those blueberry bushes." 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
2581 Bob and Susan are at it again. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
2582 Pretend you don’t see them and they won’t drop in. 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
2583 Who's going to break it to Marge she left something on that plane? 1.1518 0.04247 112 99 9 4
2584 Wow, a drones disguised as humans. 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
2585 Well the Harbingers are back. It really is spring. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
2586 Ted’s back… I guess the power went out in Texas again. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
2587 I think that alternate universe thing may be happening. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2588 So *that’s* how the Wilson’s can afford to fly south every winter! 1.1515 0.03622 99 84 15 0
2589 They must be planting really good weed to fly like that. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2590 i guess its time use our own energy 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2591 Looks like the Zimmermans are coming back for the spring. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2592 The Chinese balloons have got nothing on us. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2593 I thought that the Johnsons only flew south for the winter. 1.1515 0.03622 99 84 15 0
2594 When they said they were getting "high", I imagined a different scenario. 1.1515 0.03949 132 117 10 5
2595 When their therapist told the Siegels to spread their wings, I didn't think they would take it so literally! 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2596 Oh, dear. Looks like one happy landing, one fashion malfunction. 1.1513 0.03463 152 133 15 4
2597 I see the snowbirds are back. 1.1513 0.04243 119 106 8 5
2598 Oh look honey, Tom Cruise is comin' to town! 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2599 Oh oh, looks like the kids found our private stock. 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2600 Yup, it's definitively Springtime. I see the Snowbirds have returned from Florida. 1.1513 0.03508 119 102 16 1
2601 Look Helen, the Johnsons are returning from Florida. 1.1513 0.03508 119 102 16 1
2602 Those drones are starting to get out of hand… 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2603 Seedeaters. Better get the 4 gauge Winchester Wildfowler drone. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2604 I wonder if we will see them in the fall. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2605 I'm starting to think maybe there IS something to this "microdosing psychedelics" thing 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2606 And you thought geese were annoying. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2607 Damn if I don't spray to keep them out of the garden this year. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2608 Those aren't superheroes, they're just flamboyant flying people. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2609 Now that's not something you see every day. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2610 I see the Smiths are back from Florida. Karen Madden, NYC 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2611 Even the Feinsteins are migrating back earlier. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2612 It’s Don and Joyce Glyder, again. They take everything so literally. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2613 Johnsons--such show-offs! 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2614 Hold my perennials, I'm going to hunt me some drones. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2615 The snowbirds are returning from the Sun Belt. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2616 Go poop in someone else's garden! 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2617 I think we need a scarce crow. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2618 I was sure they were taking AMTRAK. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2619 Duck, Martha. For God's sake, Duck 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2620 Tsk, looks like it’s gonna rain again 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2621 Sooner or later they're gonna put an eye out. 1.1508 0.04074 126 112 9 5
2622 Well, there goes the Ferguson's flying north for the summer... 1.1508 0.03575 126 109 15 2
2623 Well at least they don't eat the seedlings like the regular snowbirds coming back 1.1508 0.03575 126 109 15 2
2624 Shouldn't they be flying north this time of year? 1.1508 0.03575 126 109 15 2
2625 I don’t know about you dear, but I won’t let this fly for much longer. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2626 I think we need to pay more attention to scientific advances. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
2627 The kids are using the drones again. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2628 Looks like the neighbors have stopped using the fly by night contractors. 1.1504 0.03378 113 96 17 0
2629 Should we tell them South is the other direction? 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
2630 We better dig a bigger hole 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
2631 The Hamptons migration is starting early this year. 1.1504 0.03378 113 96 17 0
2632 Vegans are back 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
2633 Honey, go get the fly swatter. 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
2634 I see the Snowbirds are finally back 1.1504 0.03773 133 117 12 4
2635 I don’t mind them flying over when they return each spring, but don’t be so smug about it. 1.1504 0.03458 133 115 16 2
2636 Look honey, I used to fly with them, but then I got married and got a house, my hobby apparently is gardening now 1.1504 0.03619 133 116 14 3
2637 The Johnsons are back from their winter in Florida 1.1500 0.03645 140 123 13 4
2638 Only turkeys fly south in the spring. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2639 Looks like the NIMBY lawyers are back for another season. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2640 What kind of bet did they lose? 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2641 Huh, didn’t think the Whites would get raptured. 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
2642 I would normally confront gravity deniers. But our seed plantings have never thrived more! 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2643 Those neighbors do drone on and on… 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2644 We'd be flying right now too if we grew indoors. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2645 Aw crap. Don't plant the scotch. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
2646 We better start thinking about installing a lock at the greenhouse door. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
2647 I think we may have triggered something. 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
2648 Is there anything Clarence Thomas won't do? 1.1500 0.04578 100 89 7 4
2649 Backseat driver. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2650 Fucking Ravenclaws. 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
2651 I know we got a deal,but living on the Redbull commercial set is getting weird. 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
2652 Call Ray Bolger 1.1500 0.04372 120 108 6 6
2653 You've got to admit, those Byrds really know how to migrate in style. 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
2654 Hope they haven't been eating prune pudding again. 1.1496 0.04043 127 113 9 5
2655 You know it's really spring when they yuppies make their migration. 1.1496 0.03721 127 111 13 3
2656 Snowbirds. They're starved from their long journey from Florida. I filled the feeder with prune juice. 1.1495 0.04562 107 96 6 5
2657 Millennials, a bunch of flybabies. 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
2658 The Swallows must be back from Capistrano. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2659 Well, there goes the Garden Club. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2660 If they swoop over and say ‘We’re back!’, I’m heaving the watering can at them. 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
2661 They’re back from Boca early this year 1.1495 0.03464 107 91 16 0
2662 Isn't that against city ordinance? 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2663 The newest from AI: Drones that look like human beings.... 1.1494 0.05047 87 78 5 4
2664 Anything is possible with the Mankoffs. 1.1493 0.03746 134 118 12 4
2665 But do they have their own parsley?? 1.1493 0.03434 134 116 16 2
2666 Do those look like pigs to you? 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2667 Stand by to see a different kind of planting. 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
2668 More Fox News viewers 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
2669 Might be time for them to open their parachutes. 1.1491 0.03575 114 98 15 1
2670 It's time to start planting when the snowbirds come back. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2671 It’s alright for them— but what are they doing to beat climate change? 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2672 Wow, I didn't think this was the habitat for the blue footed boobies. 1.1489 0.03478 141 123 15 3
2673 A sure sign it's Spring , the Perelman's are back. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2674 Argh, the Drone twins have been terrorizing the neighborhood for years. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2675 We better get out the scarecrow. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2676 I hope they opted for the travel insurance. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2677 This AI is more powerful than I thought! 1.1488 0.03832 121 106 12 3
2678 Last year gardening, now this. It’s impossible to keep up with the Joneses. 1.1488 0.04338 121 109 6 6
2679 The pesky Snowbirds are back. 1.1488 0.03454 121 104 16 1
2680 You’d think they could spend a little more time on their yard work. 1.1488 0.03832 121 106 12 3
2681 Remind me to take the Smiths off our fresh tomato list. 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
2682 Oh, good--Amber and Jeff are returning from their winter break ... 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
2683 Don't Ralph and Grace ever stay home? 1.1488 0.04008 121 107 10 4
2684 I guess they want to help us with the gardening!! 1.1488 0.03454 121 104 16 1
2685 Better get out the scarehuman. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
2686 I am getting sick and tired of the neighbors' lollygagging. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
2687 They must work from home! 1.1485 0.04535 101 90 7 4
2688 is it a bird? is it a plane?” “no, it’s just the neighbors 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
2689 They said they were going to drop by. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
2690 All I got from those energy drinks were kidney stones. 1.1484 0.03694 128 112 13 3
2691 Looks like Jim and Mike are headed south for tbe winter. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
2692 I hope the neighbors filled their pool early this year. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
2693 I thought birders just watched the birds? 1.1481 0.04326 108 96 8 4
2694 Looks like the Capistranos are back from California. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
2695 We'd better stop smoking this stuff... 1.1481 0.04326 108 96 8 4
2696 House hunting again! 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
2697 I told you, this area is becoming so gentrified 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
2698 Why are they flying south now? It's springtime! 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
2699 It’s a new economy class which limits carry-on bags but does provide even more legroom. 1.1481 0.04326 108 96 8 4
2700 I told you we should've bought beans from that old man 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
2701 The neighbor's mushroom farm seems to be doing good business. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
2702 I hope they don't make a mess on the driveway. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
2703 It's the schmucks flying south for the summer. 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
2704 Looks like we’ll need that scarecrow after all 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2705 Always flying in the face of our HOA rules! 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2706 I always imagined they'd look much different from us. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2707 Oh, chute… 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2708 Those Amazon delivery drones just keep getting creepier. 1.1478 0.04322 115 103 7 5
2709 Are they the new landscaping spies? 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2710 Someone's been seeding the clouds again. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2711 They better not poop on us... 1.1478 0.04322 115 103 7 5
2712 That must be the new chick Dave met in Florida 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2713 Florida snowbirds on their spring migration. (This caption is from Jerome Jansma, Fayetteville, Arkansas, spouse of the subscriber.) 1.1478 0.04142 115 102 9 4
2714 Dang the smiths are lookin fly 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
2715 No, they haven't figured that out yet, but they can 69 while riding a thermal. 1.1475 0.04304 122 110 6 6
2716 No wonder we've been getting so many weird 'bird bombs' on our vehicles lately! 1.1475 0.03977 122 108 10 4
2717 The dinguses are returning. 1.1475 0.03620 122 106 14 2
2718 Quick, move the car in the garage. 1.1475 0.03802 122 107 12 3
2719 They’ll do anything to get their hands on our vegetable soup recipe. 1.1475 0.03802 122 107 12 3
2720 Okay, as long as you don't have a lot of baggage. 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
2721 I guess it really is the age of optimism. 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
2722 Self-confidence is the key. 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
2723 Looks like the neighbors have bought a trampoline. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
2724 Those trampoline lessons did more for their marriage than that stupid counsellor ever did 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
2725 What the duck is that? 1.1473 0.03667 129 113 13 3
2726 Oh, look, the snowbirds are back. 1.1473 0.03828 129 114 11 4
2727 They'll do anything to get out of yard work. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2728 It must be spring -- the Smiths are back. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2729 That’s one way to avoid baggage fees. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
2730 Looks like they didn't finish reading all the instructions on freefalling. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2731 Spring is in the air again. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
2732 Honey, I told you Tom and Susan are using that GMO corn that that Wizard of Oz site was selling. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
2733 I wonder if the Johnsons think we’re boring. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
2734 It is 4:30 and the snowbirds are coming in to feed. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
2735 There’s just no keeping up with the Joneses. 1.1471 0.03544 136 119 14 3
2736 They said a garden didn't pay so they're going into eggs. 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
2737 I think it's for one of their TikTok dances 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
2738 I wonder: what was their couple's problem? 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
2739 Every spring, like clockwork... 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
2740 Must be spring. The snowbirds are flying home. 1.1468 0.04482 109 98 6 5
2741 I see vacations are coming earlier this year. 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
2742 Honey, that is not a drug. It's a leaf. 1.1468 0.03405 109 93 16 0
2743 Seems a bit early for the annual stock broker migration, doean't it? 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
2744 Looks like these “birds are shopping for organic, “Farm To Table” vegetables 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
2745 They just flew in from Miami, and their arms are actually tired. 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
2746 You were right. The neighbor's bird seed diet beats gardening. 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
2747 Time to put out the tax man, that'll scare these crows 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
2748 Not surprising- the snowbirds are leaving Florida earlier this year. 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
2749 I told you that those Kents were up to something. 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
2750 Looks like the Robinson's are back from their snowbird convention 1.1466 0.03921 116 102 11 3
2751 Looks like Frank and Georgia got into the Dom again! 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2
2752 Well, if it's good enough for birds, .... 1.1466 0.03921 116 102 11 3
2753 Seems a little early to be flying south for the winter. 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2