Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Look! The first Robinsons of Spring. |
1.7062 |
0.01810 |
1913 |
963 |
549 |
401 |
1 |
Is it me, or do you think they should have pulled the parachute chord by this point? |
1.6360 |
0.01823 |
1794 |
980 |
487 |
327 |
2 |
The Neighborhood Watch is getting out of hand. |
1.6343 |
0.01969 |
1463 |
780 |
438 |
245 |
3 |
Great. I JUST washed the car. |
1.6230 |
0.01967 |
1472 |
801 |
425 |
246 |
4 |
Who’s that with Greg? I thought they mated for life? |
1.6132 |
0.01872 |
1665 |
932 |
445 |
288 |
5 |
It seems like the Gordons are enjoying retirement a lot more than we are. |
1.6076 |
0.01661 |
1998 |
1096 |
590 |
312 |
6 |
That explains the mess on the windshield. |
1.6024 |
0.01689 |
2007 |
1132 |
541 |
334 |
7 |
Remember when we used to get that high? |
1.6016 |
0.01732 |
1870 |
1045 |
525 |
300 |
8 |
What is even crazier is that they mate for life. |
1.6015 |
0.01774 |
1827 |
1034 |
487 |
306 |
9 |
More evidence of urban flight. |
1.5997 |
0.01641 |
2021 |
1116 |
598 |
307 |
10 |
At least today they're wearing something. |
1.5991 |
0.02201 |
1175 |
664 |
318 |
193 |
11 |
Our old neighbors were a lot more down to earth. |
1.5904 |
0.01631 |
2024 |
1129 |
595 |
300 |
12 |
You were right about those mushrooms. |
1.5842 |
0.01946 |
1455 |
829 |
402 |
224 |
13 |
Well,I’m glad it’s not pigs this time. That was creepy! |
1.5818 |
0.01712 |
1944 |
1130 |
497 |
317 |
14 |
Those are the new neighbors, Robin and Jay. |
1.5714 |
0.01680 |
1953 |
1136 |
518 |
299 |
15 |
I love this time of year, Spring is in the air and so are the Hendersons |
1.5657 |
0.01666 |
1833 |
1037 |
555 |
241 |
16 |
Do we report this to the HOA or the FAA? |
1.5655 |
0.01841 |
1549 |
889 |
444 |
216 |
17 |
The Nelsons are high again. |
1.5608 |
0.01760 |
1751 |
1028 |
464 |
259 |
18 |
Apparently they originally had reservations on Southwest. |
1.5567 |
0.01688 |
1879 |
1104 |
504 |
271 |
19 |
We’re going to need a bigger bird feeder. |
1.5551 |
0.01577 |
2077 |
1204 |
593 |
280 |
20 |
Trump isn’t even president again yet and they’re already headed for Canada! |
1.5547 |
0.01880 |
1646 |
1008 |
363 |
275 |
21 |
When they start to circle hide the dog |
1.5501 |
0.01629 |
2027 |
1206 |
527 |
294 |
22 |
I think we’re going to need a bigger scarecrow this year. |
1.5443 |
0.01764 |
1604 |
932 |
471 |
201 |
23 |
We're planting the wrong pot. |
1.5432 |
0.01672 |
1911 |
1146 |
492 |
273 |
24 |
I guess those weren’t portobellos in the neighbors’ yard… |
1.5412 |
0.01778 |
1687 |
1014 |
433 |
240 |
25 |
His last wife also had no parachute. |
1.5410 |
0.02827 |
719 |
447 |
155 |
117 |
26 |
The Schwartz’s are back from Capistrano … |
1.5396 |
0.03332 |
480 |
289 |
123 |
68 |
27 |
They're rosy-breasted Grossmans. |
1.5388 |
0.01660 |
1880 |
1120 |
507 |
253 |
28 |
At least parachute parents aren't as noisy as helicopter parents. |
1.5385 |
0.01866 |
1456 |
860 |
408 |
188 |
29 |
Oh my God, it's the Wrong brothers. |
1.5377 |
0.01756 |
1819 |
1125 |
410 |
284 |
30 |
Time to put the netting over the cannabis. |
1.5373 |
0.01722 |
1716 |
1017 |
476 |
223 |
31 |
I wouldn't fly Southwest anymore either. |
1.5341 |
0.01621 |
1981 |
1192 |
520 |
269 |
32 |
You thought bird droppings were bad... |
1.5316 |
0.02053 |
1249 |
758 |
318 |
173 |
33 |
We’re going to have to put some netting over the marijuana plants. |
1.5163 |
0.01921 |
1346 |
817 |
363 |
166 |
34 |
Could they be the ones who pooped on our car? |
1.5107 |
0.02031 |
1261 |
787 |
304 |
170 |
35 |
I thought they were only microdosing. |
1.5077 |
0.02002 |
1229 |
754 |
326 |
149 |
36 |
Seems like the snowbirds are arriving early this year |
1.5036 |
0.03300 |
419 |
251 |
125 |
43 |
37 |
Is that all they do? Bird impressions? |
1.5031 |
0.01958 |
1286 |
795 |
335 |
156 |
38 |
I hope they’ll have babies this year. |
1.5006 |
0.01614 |
1774 |
1074 |
512 |
188 |
39 |
Oh, that's what they meant when they asked if we wanted to join the mile high club |
1.4987 |
0.01829 |
1482 |
925 |
375 |
182 |
40 |
This is why Judy doesn’t sun bathe in the nude anymore |
1.4931 |
0.03790 |
363 |
233 |
81 |
49 |
41 |
Five months in Florida will do that to you. |
1.4920 |
0.01777 |
1504 |
933 |
402 |
169 |
42 |
It’s nice to see the Robins are still active now that they are empty nesters. |
1.4920 |
0.04326 |
250 |
154 |
69 |
27 |
43 |
Oh my, the snowbirds are arriving early this year. |
1.4901 |
0.01710 |
1614 |
1002 |
433 |
179 |
44 |
Those Joneses! There's literally no keeping up. |
1.4886 |
0.02997 |
528 |
329 |
140 |
59 |
45 |
They said they might drop in! |
1.4883 |
0.02464 |
686 |
408 |
221 |
57 |
46 |
It’s more challenging these days keeping up with the Joneses. |
1.4860 |
0.01733 |
1576 |
986 |
414 |
176 |
47 |
Forget trying to keep up with the Joneses. |
1.4849 |
0.01921 |
1262 |
786 |
340 |
136 |
48 |
Another reason for wearing a hat while I do this. |
1.4816 |
0.03203 |
488 |
314 |
113 |
61 |
49 |
Dammit, it’s the third time this week I’ve knocked their nest off our roof. |
1.4797 |
0.01976 |
1155 |
717 |
322 |
116 |
50 |
What did you put in the feeder? |
1.4790 |
0.01880 |
1522 |
1012 |
291 |
219 |
51 |
Ok, we are no longer growing mushrooms |
1.4681 |
0.02020 |
1177 |
762 |
279 |
136 |
52 |
Obviously, a first date. |
1.4677 |
0.01995 |
1315 |
880 |
255 |
180 |
53 |
Sure, but can they make their own pesto? |
1.4659 |
0.01973 |
1159 |
736 |
306 |
117 |
54 |
God, we're boring. |
1.4627 |
0.02000 |
1221 |
802 |
273 |
146 |
55 |
Even the Rosenberg’s migration pattern has shifted with climate change. |
1.4606 |
0.03103 |
432 |
269 |
127 |
36 |
56 |
They seem happier since the kids left the nest. |
1.4589 |
0.01970 |
1264 |
837 |
274 |
153 |
57 |
Well, let the Flat Earthers discover gravity the hard way.... |
1.4559 |
0.02180 |
952 |
615 |
240 |
97 |
58 |
When they said they had ‘sourced some pixie dust,’ I’d assumed it was drugs. |
1.4553 |
0.03091 |
470 |
303 |
120 |
47 |
59 |
Well , who is Howard with this year ? I thought they mated for life |
1.4535 |
0.02108 |
1129 |
760 |
226 |
143 |
60 |
No one goes for walks anymore. |
1.4529 |
0.02039 |
1082 |
701 |
272 |
109 |
61 |
Arthur forgot to zip up again. |
1.4442 |
0.02376 |
842 |
564 |
182 |
96 |
62 |
Either the Heffernans learned how to fly, or those mushrooms we planted were not shiitakes. |
1.4423 |
0.02168 |
1049 |
714 |
206 |
129 |
63 |
Our neighbors are growing something much more interesting. |
1.4416 |
0.02288 |
865 |
572 |
204 |
89 |
64 |
Not over my back yard. |
1.4410 |
0.02218 |
957 |
642 |
208 |
107 |
65 |
Nothing says spring has arrived quite like the return of the Goldfarbs |
1.4406 |
0.02222 |
960 |
646 |
205 |
109 |
66 |
It’s a common side effect of the weight-loss drug they’re taking. |
1.4394 |
0.02295 |
817 |
533 |
209 |
75 |
67 |
I'm not certain but I think it has to do with airbnb. |
1.4393 |
0.03512 |
346 |
225 |
90 |
31 |
68 |
It's those damn helicopter parents from next door again |
1.4374 |
0.02301 |
910 |
619 |
184 |
107 |
69 |
It's one of those budget airlines. |
1.4372 |
0.02262 |
931 |
631 |
193 |
107 |
70 |
Once they got into pickle ball, I knew something like this was inevitable. |
1.4365 |
0.03635 |
323 |
211 |
83 |
29 |
71 |
Hell no, we're not putting up a feeder! |
1.4347 |
0.02327 |
904 |
621 |
173 |
110 |
72 |
I’m fine with the flying, but do they have to be so damn smug about it? |
1.4330 |
0.02249 |
769 |
491 |
223 |
55 |
73 |
Let's plant whatever they're growing. |
1.4326 |
0.04966 |
178 |
118 |
43 |
17 |
74 |
Looks like we’re going to need some bigger cats. |
1.4280 |
0.02509 |
764 |
527 |
147 |
90 |
75 |
I hope they don't nest in our yard |
1.4274 |
0.02456 |
723 |
483 |
171 |
69 |
76 |
That explains the stuff on the windshield. |
1.4254 |
0.02447 |
804 |
557 |
152 |
95 |
77 |
Maybe we should start growing cannabis. |
1.4252 |
0.02479 |
809 |
567 |
140 |
102 |
78 |
Are you sure that this is oregano? |
1.4228 |
0.02377 |
797 |
542 |
173 |
82 |
79 |
But gardening is fun, too, isn’t it |
1.4228 |
0.02514 |
693 |
467 |
159 |
67 |
80 |
I just wish they would call before they drop in. |
1.4219 |
0.02378 |
787 |
534 |
174 |
79 |
81 |
Must Be 'Empty Nesters'! |
1.4212 |
0.02400 |
774 |
526 |
170 |
78 |
82 |
I think I’ve had enough Spring for today. |
1.4209 |
0.02593 |
841 |
622 |
84 |
135 |
83 |
I warned them to keep off the grass. |
1.4208 |
0.02330 |
739 |
486 |
195 |
58 |
84 |
You know it's spring when the Robins return. |
1.4199 |
0.02427 |
774 |
531 |
161 |
82 |
85 |
That’s what legalizing does. |
1.4177 |
0.02466 |
711 |
481 |
163 |
67 |
86 |
They're the type who use summer as a verb. |
1.4170 |
0.02461 |
693 |
465 |
167 |
61 |
87 |
Not again. I just had the car washed. |
1.4163 |
0.02454 |
747 |
513 |
157 |
77 |
88 |
Looks like their cannabis crop came in. |
1.4163 |
0.02496 |
699 |
475 |
157 |
67 |
89 |
Just in case, I'm going to move the car. |
1.4140 |
0.02641 |
698 |
494 |
119 |
85 |
90 |
Watch out for their droppings! |
1.4139 |
0.02672 |
633 |
437 |
130 |
66 |
91 |
Seems early for wasps. |
1.4136 |
0.02686 |
677 |
480 |
114 |
83 |
92 |
I wish they were in season. |
1.4135 |
0.02610 |
728 |
519 |
117 |
92 |
93 |
It’s just some empty nesters. |
1.4129 |
0.02714 |
637 |
446 |
119 |
72 |
94 |
Is the Rapture happening without us? |
1.4127 |
0.02793 |
613 |
432 |
109 |
72 |
95 |
Man, I envy empty nesters. |
1.4123 |
0.02608 |
747 |
538 |
110 |
99 |
96 |
Those gummies are starting to kick in. |
1.4123 |
0.02505 |
701 |
481 |
151 |
69 |
97 |
We can rule out no-see-ums.” |
1.4116 |
0.02726 |
775 |
585 |
61 |
129 |
98 |
You ever get the feeling we don’t have the full backstory on the Johnsons? |
1.4110 |
0.02625 |
657 |
456 |
132 |
69 |
99 |
It was outlawed in Florida, so they moved here. |
1.4086 |
0.02681 |
629 |
438 |
125 |
66 |
100 |
I liked it when drones just looked like drones. |
1.4081 |
0.02623 |
642 |
444 |
134 |
64 |
101 |
They just paid off their house. |
1.4061 |
0.02812 |
628 |
453 |
95 |
80 |
102 |
Honey, what kind of scarecrow would we have to buy now? |
1.4054 |
0.04028 |
259 |
177 |
59 |
23 |
103 |
Well, I guess that explains the mess on your windshield last week. |
1.4054 |
0.02745 |
629 |
447 |
109 |
73 |
104 |
Hey look, future vegetables. |
1.4043 |
0.02562 |
601 |
404 |
151 |
46 |
105 |
Let's plant what they've planted. |
1.4038 |
0.02567 |
624 |
425 |
146 |
53 |
106 |
If they can, pigs can. |
1.4034 |
0.02857 |
585 |
418 |
98 |
69 |
107 |
They've really embraced the empty-nest life. |
1.4028 |
0.02656 |
633 |
443 |
125 |
65 |
108 |
We get it. We get it. You still have sex. |
1.4021 |
0.02612 |
562 |
376 |
146 |
40 |
109 |
That looks easier on the knees. |
1.4020 |
0.02495 |
597 |
396 |
162 |
39 |
110 |
Can you imagine what one of those would do to your windshield? |
1.4013 |
0.02757 |
633 |
455 |
102 |
76 |
111 |
Looks like the Smiths are back from Florida |
1.3977 |
0.02847 |
523 |
363 |
112 |
48 |
112 |
I hope the car's in the garage. |
1.3972 |
0.02693 |
579 |
401 |
126 |
52 |
113 |
You didn't tell me your parents were flying in today. |
1.3958 |
0.02612 |
614 |
426 |
133 |
55 |
114 |
It's easier once they can fly, but I do miss those conversations in the car. |
1.3950 |
0.02802 |
524 |
362 |
117 |
45 |
115 |
When they said they were flying south for the winter, I thought they meant Delta. |
1.3950 |
0.02808 |
519 |
358 |
117 |
44 |
116 |
It's those Canadian geeks again. |
1.3946 |
0.02855 |
555 |
395 |
101 |
59 |
117 |
Don't you miss our old neighbors? They were much more down to earth. |
1.3930 |
0.02760 |
542 |
376 |
119 |
47 |
118 |
It’s the first Batman and Robin of spring. |
1.3906 |
0.02912 |
489 |
341 |
105 |
43 |
119 |
Check the Audubon book, see if they’re indigenous or invasive. |
1.3895 |
0.02836 |
534 |
377 |
106 |
51 |
120 |
Well, that explains your windshield. |
1.3894 |
0.02889 |
511 |
360 |
103 |
48 |
121 |
Here come the summer people |
1.3893 |
0.02741 |
560 |
393 |
116 |
51 |
122 |
We're not the worms, are we? |
1.3885 |
0.02617 |
538 |
364 |
139 |
35 |
123 |
The first Robinsons of the spring. |
1.3881 |
0.02840 |
523 |
368 |
107 |
48 |
124 |
More of those snowbirds returning from Florida. |
1.3880 |
0.02779 |
500 |
343 |
120 |
37 |
125 |
I didn’t know they migrated. |
1.3869 |
0.02768 |
535 |
374 |
115 |
46 |
126 |
They must be dreaming. |
1.3854 |
0.02928 |
467 |
325 |
104 |
38 |
127 |
We’ll- it’s official- those cheap airlines have now removed every single frill. |
1.3821 |
0.03087 |
492 |
361 |
74 |
57 |
128 |
The Jones must have tired of pickleball. |
1.3820 |
0.02915 |
500 |
356 |
97 |
47 |
129 |
At least they were gone for the winter. |
1.3817 |
0.02699 |
524 |
362 |
124 |
38 |
130 |
Wow, they came back early this year. |
1.3810 |
0.02945 |
496 |
355 |
93 |
48 |
131 |
Optimism versus experience. |
1.3805 |
0.03025 |
431 |
301 |
96 |
34 |
132 |
That does it. The Joneses win. |
1.3792 |
0.02766 |
509 |
355 |
115 |
39 |
133 |
Can’t they call first instead of just dropping in? |
1.3791 |
0.02708 |
517 |
358 |
122 |
37 |
134 |
I thought the droppings on the car looked different. |
1.3783 |
0.03125 |
489 |
363 |
67 |
59 |
135 |
Remember when we used to be like that? Thank goodness we learned how to be more grounded. |
1.3772 |
0.02941 |
448 |
313 |
101 |
34 |
136 |
I'd complain, but we need the eggs. |
1.3768 |
0.02807 |
483 |
336 |
112 |
35 |
137 |
The first Robinsons of spring. |
1.3762 |
0.02678 |
521 |
361 |
124 |
36 |
138 |
This year's Christmas card is going to be insufferable. |
1.3759 |
0.03177 |
431 |
312 |
76 |
43 |
139 |
Well, there go Bill and Ethel. I guess they finally got around to that bucket list wish to learn how to fly. |
1.3755 |
0.02889 |
474 |
334 |
102 |
38 |
140 |
I hope they don't crap on my car again. |
1.3753 |
0.03048 |
469 |
340 |
82 |
47 |
141 |
I prefer the thrill of a fresh turnip. |
1.3735 |
0.02879 |
490 |
349 |
99 |
42 |
142 |
Look! The snow birds are coming back. |
1.3735 |
0.03065 |
407 |
285 |
92 |
30 |
143 |
I forgot to tell you. The Grossbergs came out as ‘avian’ last week. |
1.3720 |
0.03125 |
465 |
343 |
71 |
51 |
144 |
I guess Trump is running again. Good thing I didn’t say Monkey’s would fly out of my butt. |
1.3710 |
0.03224 |
434 |
320 |
67 |
47 |
145 |
The HOA is making their rounds. |
1.3693 |
0.03433 |
436 |
336 |
39 |
61 |
146 |
When the Parkers said that they were flying south for the winter I thought they meant, well, you know.. |
1.3687 |
0.02910 |
453 |
320 |
99 |
34 |
147 |
You're gonna need a bigger bird feeder. |
1.3679 |
0.03041 |
443 |
319 |
85 |
39 |
148 |
Let's plant whatever they planted. |
1.3667 |
0.02972 |
450 |
322 |
91 |
37 |
149 |
Let's grow some cannabis too. |
1.3665 |
0.02990 |
483 |
354 |
81 |
48 |
150 |
Forget it—the Joneses win. |
1.3658 |
0.03223 |
421 |
310 |
68 |
43 |
151 |
I don't get it. Maybe the kids can explain it. |
1.3651 |
0.03260 |
441 |
332 |
57 |
52 |
152 |
Those new personalized delivery drones sure look a lot like the Anderssons. |
1.3646 |
0.02868 |
458 |
324 |
101 |
33 |
153 |
Everything is early now with climate change. |
1.3630 |
0.02984 |
405 |
284 |
95 |
26 |
154 |
I don't think we can keep up with the Joneses anymore. |
1.3598 |
0.03071 |
403 |
288 |
85 |
30 |
155 |
The McKenzies have always been flighty. |
1.3593 |
0.03213 |
359 |
255 |
79 |
25 |
156 |
Hey, looks like the Jones are migrating already. |
1.3593 |
0.03237 |
359 |
256 |
77 |
26 |
157 |
Looks like the judge was wrong about those defendants not being flight risks. |
1.3586 |
0.03307 |
396 |
294 |
62 |
40 |
158 |
Chinese government claims they are weather balloons. |
1.3580 |
0.03118 |
419 |
306 |
76 |
37 |
159 |
White flight |
1.3577 |
0.03182 |
397 |
289 |
74 |
34 |
160 |
I heard Fred and Myrtle were flying in, but I had no idea. |
1.3573 |
0.02996 |
417 |
298 |
89 |
30 |
161 |
Think I can ask them to get the frisbee off the roof? |
1.3571 |
0.03319 |
364 |
265 |
68 |
31 |
162 |
And we thought we had droppings before!!! |
1.3568 |
0.03300 |
384 |
283 |
65 |
36 |
163 |
I really wish they’d just get an electric car like everyone else. |
1.3556 |
0.03174 |
405 |
297 |
72 |
36 |
164 |
You wouldn't think they were so adorable if you saw my windshield. |
1.3543 |
0.03316 |
381 |
282 |
63 |
36 |
165 |
Do you think they know their chutes haven’t opened? |
1.3540 |
0.03329 |
404 |
305 |
55 |
44 |
166 |
They’ll never shut up about how much they saved on the flight. |
1.3529 |
0.03292 |
391 |
291 |
62 |
38 |
167 |
We gotta get a better scarecrow |
1.3525 |
0.03038 |
400 |
287 |
85 |
28 |
168 |
Didn't we tell the kids they're grounded? |
1.3523 |
0.03394 |
352 |
259 |
62 |
31 |
169 |
I hope that they're pollinators. |
1.3516 |
0.03113 |
401 |
292 |
77 |
32 |
170 |
Looks like the Petersons are heading south for the winter. |
1.3515 |
0.03136 |
404 |
296 |
74 |
34 |
171 |
uh-oh. Here come Elon’s guys again |
1.3514 |
0.03234 |
350 |
251 |
75 |
24 |
172 |
You never take me anywhere. |
1.3492 |
0.03156 |
378 |
274 |
76 |
28 |
173 |
Do you hear someone say "so far, so good?" |
1.3482 |
0.03174 |
359 |
258 |
77 |
24 |
174 |
It must be spring.
The Robinson’s are out. |
1.3481 |
0.03146 |
405 |
299 |
71 |
35 |
175 |
Hope I’m that happy when I’m about to die. |
1.3478 |
0.03615 |
322 |
241 |
50 |
31 |
176 |
Well I think we can now agree...we will never keep up with the Joneses. |
1.3464 |
0.03153 |
358 |
257 |
78 |
23 |
177 |
On second thought, let's not plant the mushrooms. |
1.3452 |
0.03252 |
365 |
268 |
68 |
29 |
178 |
Oh dear! It looks like the snow birds are back. |
1.3446 |
0.03225 |
354 |
257 |
72 |
25 |
179 |
This neighborhood is really going south. |
1.3439 |
0.03258 |
378 |
281 |
64 |
33 |
180 |
Empty nesters. |
1.3436 |
0.03247 |
358 |
262 |
69 |
27 |
181 |
I want what they're growing. |
1.3433 |
0.03394 |
367 |
277 |
54 |
36 |
182 |
I think the one with the parachute is going to have a better landing. |
1.3425 |
0.03148 |
327 |
231 |
80 |
16 |
183 |
We'll need a bigger scarecrow. |
1.3421 |
0.03377 |
342 |
253 |
61 |
28 |
184 |
Of course, I just washed the car. |
1.3417 |
0.03416 |
357 |
269 |
54 |
34 |
185 |
I really wish you had told me your parents were dropping in. |
1.3413 |
0.03327 |
334 |
244 |
66 |
24 |
186 |
I wish they'd call before dropping in. |
1.3412 |
0.03252 |
337 |
244 |
71 |
22 |
187 |
They’re under the influence of Mary Oliver poetry. |
1.3391 |
0.03126 |
348 |
250 |
78 |
20 |
188 |
At least they’ve got pants on. |
1.3390 |
0.03217 |
354 |
259 |
70 |
25 |
189 |
Why don't they just tweet like everybody else |
1.3386 |
0.03483 |
316 |
234 |
57 |
25 |
190 |
Those are the ones that nibble the kale. |
1.3384 |
0.03105 |
328 |
232 |
81 |
15 |
191 |
They always seemed a bit flighty. |
1.3384 |
0.03232 |
331 |
239 |
72 |
20 |
192 |
There's no keeping up with them now. |
1.3384 |
0.03027 |
331 |
232 |
86 |
13 |
193 |
The Byrds are back. |
1.3383 |
0.03381 |
337 |
250 |
60 |
27 |
194 |
I hope they don’t poop on the car ? |
1.3375 |
0.03479 |
320 |
238 |
56 |
26 |
195 |
Can't believe she let him have the parachute. |
1.3373 |
0.03287 |
335 |
245 |
67 |
23 |
196 |
I certainly misunderstood when they said they were taking flying lessons. |
1.3373 |
0.03367 |
335 |
248 |
61 |
26 |
197 |
Drones are so lifelike nowadays. |
1.3367 |
0.03356 |
300 |
216 |
67 |
17 |
198 |
Now we're going to have to hear all about their flight. |
1.3364 |
0.03525 |
321 |
241 |
52 |
28 |
199 |
The airlines have really cut down on perks this year. |
1.3364 |
0.03313 |
327 |
239 |
66 |
22 |
200 |
That's odd. I had no idea the Segals flew this far inland! |
1.3352 |
0.03334 |
361 |
272 |
57 |
32 |
201 |
Well, It looks like the Powells have returned from Florida. |
1.3343 |
0.03196 |
344 |
251 |
71 |
22 |
202 |
You know it's spring when the Bermans return from Boca. |
1.3333 |
0.03381 |
336 |
251 |
58 |
27 |
203 |
Maybe we should be planting what they did. |
1.3324 |
0.03410 |
346 |
262 |
53 |
31 |
204 |
I hope they don't fly over the car |
1.3324 |
0.03503 |
340 |
260 |
47 |
33 |
205 |
Well, I suppose they could be Chinese; it’s kind of hard to tell from here. |
1.3323 |
0.03259 |
334 |
245 |
67 |
22 |
206 |
The snowbirds are a bit late this year! |
1.3323 |
0.03165 |
331 |
239 |
74 |
18 |
207 |
Those drones are so lifelike! |
1.3323 |
0.03284 |
322 |
235 |
67 |
20 |
208 |
Seems the Smiths have been planting more than oregano. |
1.3323 |
0.03535 |
319 |
241 |
50 |
28 |
209 |
Boy, you can set your watch by this -- May 1st comes and the Fliegerman's fly back from Florida. |
1.3323 |
0.03317 |
313 |
228 |
66 |
19 |
210 |
Oh great, I just washed my car. |
1.3313 |
0.03452 |
326 |
245 |
54 |
27 |
211 |
They can't just retire quietly like everyone else. |
1.3312 |
0.03203 |
311 |
223 |
73 |
15 |
212 |
There they go, airing out their differences again. |
1.3312 |
0.03383 |
308 |
226 |
62 |
20 |
213 |
The new IRS agents are more determined in their methods. |
1.3310 |
0.03560 |
290 |
215 |
54 |
21 |
214 |
I don't think they understand the gravity of the situation. |
1.3302 |
0.03460 |
321 |
241 |
54 |
26 |
215 |
Guess the Farkelbergs’ mushroom crop came in. |
1.3300 |
0.03514 |
303 |
226 |
54 |
23 |
216 |
How we gonna keep up with that? |
1.3291 |
0.03260 |
316 |
230 |
68 |
18 |
217 |
I see the Johnsons are off their meds again. |
1.3291 |
0.03522 |
313 |
236 |
51 |
26 |
218 |
Think we can get them to clean the gutters? |
1.3273 |
0.03306 |
330 |
245 |
62 |
23 |
219 |
I see the Canadians are returning home. |
1.3267 |
0.03601 |
303 |
230 |
47 |
26 |
220 |
I wish those real estate vultures would stop circling |
1.3267 |
0.03720 |
303 |
234 |
39 |
30 |
221 |
Competing with the Joneses just went up a notch. |
1.3265 |
0.03316 |
340 |
255 |
59 |
26 |
222 |
Those two will never put down roots. |
1.3259 |
0.03115 |
313 |
224 |
76 |
13 |
223 |
Looks like Joe's found himself a wingman tonight. |
1.3250 |
0.03345 |
320 |
238 |
60 |
22 |
224 |
Uh oh, Susan. This can't be good.
Isn't it a bit too early for their return from Florida? |
1.3237 |
0.03402 |
312 |
233 |
57 |
22 |
225 |
I want whatever they’re on. |
1.3234 |
0.03534 |
303 |
229 |
50 |
24 |
226 |
There's something in the air. |
1.3232 |
0.03313 |
328 |
245 |
60 |
23 |
227 |
They'd better not land in the butter beans. |
1.3231 |
0.03238 |
294 |
212 |
69 |
13 |
228 |
Oh, thank God the Smiths are finally flying South. |
1.3231 |
0.03306 |
325 |
242 |
61 |
22 |
229 |
I always took them for the cruise ship type. |
1.3229 |
0.03259 |
319 |
235 |
65 |
19 |
230 |
We’re growing the wrong stuff. |
1.3223 |
0.03641 |
301 |
231 |
43 |
27 |
231 |
I forever regret that one time I told your parents they can drop in anytime. |
1.3217 |
0.03746 |
286 |
220 |
40 |
26 |
232 |
I swear, every time we see the Hendersons, they're high. |
1.3210 |
0.03825 |
271 |
208 |
39 |
24 |
233 |
That's the dude who pooped on my car. |
1.3209 |
0.03776 |
296 |
231 |
35 |
30 |
234 |
We better put netting over these. |
1.3204 |
0.03380 |
284 |
208 |
61 |
15 |
235 |
They're still on airplane mode. |
1.3202 |
0.03315 |
331 |
249 |
58 |
24 |
236 |
I think I misunderstood the Johnsons when they said they just started birding. |
1.3194 |
0.03560 |
310 |
238 |
45 |
27 |
237 |
That's got to be hell on their rotator cuffs. |
1.3191 |
0.03612 |
257 |
190 |
52 |
15 |
238 |
They said they got tired of pickleball. |
1.3189 |
0.03384 |
301 |
224 |
58 |
19 |
239 |
Bob did mention that they couldn't afford high gas prices anymore. |
1.3187 |
0.03626 |
251 |
185 |
52 |
14 |
240 |
“The Wallendas are back from vacation.” |
1.3187 |
0.03729 |
273 |
208 |
43 |
22 |
241 |
All their kids moved away, poor things. |
1.3186 |
0.03464 |
295 |
221 |
54 |
20 |
242 |
Oh look, the first Robinsons of spring are back again. |
1.3183 |
0.03547 |
289 |
218 |
50 |
21 |
243 |
They were serious about taking flying lessons. |
1.3182 |
0.03607 |
286 |
217 |
47 |
22 |
244 |
The Hendersons are high again…. |
1.3180 |
0.03802 |
283 |
220 |
36 |
27 |
245 |
I can't help but wonder if we're just extras in other people's dreams. |
1.3173 |
0.03636 |
271 |
204 |
48 |
19 |
246 |
Think the Home Owners Association is getting a bit too nosey? |
1.3173 |
0.03673 |
271 |
205 |
46 |
20 |
247 |
Let's not put the feeders out this year. |
1.3173 |
0.03361 |
312 |
234 |
57 |
21 |
248 |
At least this pair are wearing pants. |
1.3169 |
0.03623 |
284 |
216 |
46 |
22 |
249 |
Are they high, or are we? |
1.3168 |
0.03585 |
303 |
233 |
44 |
26 |
250 |
So that’s the new business class? |
1.3167 |
0.03485 |
300 |
227 |
51 |
22 |
251 |
When we were their age, we had to walk to school. |
1.3165 |
0.03713 |
278 |
213 |
42 |
23 |
252 |
What’s that word? Riptide? Ripcurrent? Ripcord! That’s it! Pull your...oh, never mind. |
1.3165 |
0.03343 |
297 |
220 |
60 |
17 |
253 |
I don’t think those were portobellos. |
1.3162 |
0.03282 |
291 |
213 |
64 |
14 |
254 |
'So smug.' |
1.3160 |
0.03448 |
288 |
215 |
55 |
18 |
255 |
I'd trade all our heirloom tomatoes this fall to see two faceplants right now. |
1.3160 |
0.03551 |
288 |
218 |
49 |
21 |
256 |
I don't know why I thought pigs would be the first |
1.3151 |
0.03425 |
311 |
236 |
52 |
23 |
257 |
The snowbirds are back early this year. |
1.3149 |
0.03402 |
289 |
215 |
57 |
17 |
258 |
Their carbon offset plan is much more fun than ours. |
1.3143 |
0.03548 |
280 |
211 |
50 |
19 |
259 |
The Martins are high again. |
1.3136 |
0.03451 |
287 |
215 |
54 |
18 |
260 |
I knew they mentioned they were heading North… |
1.3133 |
0.03893 |
249 |
191 |
38 |
20 |
261 |
First the Chinese spy balloon & now flying nosy neighbors. |
1.3132 |
0.03428 |
281 |
209 |
56 |
16 |
262 |
At least they seem to be enjoying their final seconds. |
1.3123 |
0.03673 |
285 |
220 |
41 |
24 |
263 |
Where did you say you got these plants?" |
1.3120 |
0.03673 |
266 |
202 |
45 |
19 |
264 |
Yet they still can't take their trash out on time. |
1.3120 |
0.03673 |
266 |
202 |
45 |
19 |
265 |
I hope this marijuana is as good as the stuff they grew. |
1.3120 |
0.03861 |
266 |
207 |
35 |
24 |
266 |
I thought you asked them to call us before dropping in. |
1.3118 |
0.03660 |
279 |
214 |
43 |
22 |
267 |
This IS parsley, right? |
1.3116 |
0.03576 |
292 |
224 |
45 |
23 |
268 |
I Just hate it when they drop in unannounced. |
1.3116 |
0.03579 |
276 |
209 |
48 |
19 |
269 |
What did you say we were growing again? |
1.3114 |
0.03492 |
273 |
204 |
53 |
16 |
270 |
Forget about keeping up with the Joneses. |
1.3110 |
0.03667 |
254 |
191 |
47 |
16 |
271 |
Do you ever feel that we lead a dull life? |
1.3106 |
0.03729 |
264 |
202 |
42 |
20 |
272 |
I always wondered why they had no car. |
1.3102 |
0.03442 |
274 |
204 |
55 |
15 |
273 |
I'll have what they're having. |
1.3098 |
0.03612 |
255 |
191 |
49 |
15 |
274 |
First Robin and Batman of Spring. |
1.3093 |
0.03411 |
291 |
219 |
54 |
18 |
275 |
Oh dear—looks like Sally and Roger got some side effects from the bird flu vaccine. |
1.3086 |
0.03750 |
269 |
208 |
39 |
22 |
276 |
Honey, look. Newlyweds |
1.3082 |
0.03491 |
305 |
235 |
46 |
24 |
277 |
And I thought we were good at reducing our footprint.” –Iam Captino, Northwest Lebanon, Kansa |
1.3077 |
0.03880 |
260 |
203 |
34 |
23 |
278 |
Well that explains the mess on my car this morning. |
1.3074 |
0.03914 |
283 |
227 |
25 |
31 |
279 |
Did you order a face plant? |
1.3074 |
0.03400 |
283 |
212 |
55 |
16 |
280 |
Edna, did you park the car in the garage? |
1.3074 |
0.03626 |
270 |
206 |
45 |
19 |
281 |
Looks like the white flight has started. |
1.3074 |
0.03701 |
270 |
208 |
41 |
21 |
282 |
I really wish we hadn't told them to drop by anytime. |
1.3070 |
0.03794 |
228 |
171 |
44 |
13 |
283 |
No wonder they said we were only 15 minutes from downtown. |
1.3068 |
0.03732 |
251 |
191 |
43 |
17 |
284 |
And I thought drones were annoying |
1.3063 |
0.03426 |
284 |
214 |
53 |
17 |
285 |
Was there some kind of software update we missed? |
1.3061 |
0.03311 |
294 |
220 |
58 |
16 |
286 |
It's Spirit's new economy minus-minus class. |
1.3057 |
0.03511 |
265 |
199 |
51 |
15 |
287 |
We really need to grow some weed. |
1.3056 |
0.03359 |
301 |
228 |
54 |
19 |
288 |
Must be spring. Here come the loons. |
1.3056 |
0.03566 |
288 |
222 |
44 |
22 |
289 |
I didn't know your parents were dropping in. |
1.3056 |
0.03428 |
288 |
218 |
52 |
18 |
290 |
When we go low, they go high. |
1.3054 |
0.03813 |
239 |
182 |
41 |
16 |
291 |
Should we feed them? |
1.3051 |
0.03714 |
272 |
211 |
39 |
22 |
292 |
It's impossible to keep up with the Joneses. |
1.3047 |
0.03783 |
233 |
176 |
43 |
14 |
293 |
They're having a lot more fun in this dream than we are. |
1.3042 |
0.03526 |
263 |
198 |
50 |
15 |
294 |
Great, and I just washed the car. |
1.3042 |
0.03890 |
240 |
185 |
37 |
18 |
295 |
Looks like the Flintbinders are back from Florida. |
1.3035 |
0.03537 |
257 |
193 |
50 |
14 |
296 |
Better weather is definitely on the way; here come the Kents to their summer home. |
1.3035 |
0.03537 |
257 |
193 |
50 |
14 |
297 |
That trampoline's strung way too tight! |
1.3032 |
0.03590 |
277 |
213 |
44 |
20 |
298 |
They always drop in uninvited. |
1.3030 |
0.03514 |
264 |
199 |
50 |
15 |
299 |
Just more high-flying city people moving upstate. |
1.3029 |
0.04102 |
274 |
225 |
15 |
34 |
300 |
It must be the new TSA PreCheck. |
1.3025 |
0.03528 |
238 |
176 |
52 |
10 |
301 |
They're smiling now, but give them a second. |
1.3022 |
0.03477 |
268 |
202 |
51 |
15 |
302 |
Looks like the Millers have gotten over their fear of flying. |
1.3021 |
0.03898 |
235 |
181 |
37 |
17 |
303 |
Oh no we are in the flight pattern. How will we ever sell our house now?! |
1.3020 |
0.03462 |
245 |
181 |
54 |
10 |
304 |
Looks like the neighbors are high again. |
1.3017 |
0.03633 |
242 |
182 |
47 |
13 |
305 |
The lawyers are returning from Mar-a-Lago. |
1.3016 |
0.03998 |
252 |
200 |
28 |
24 |
306 |
Some people take the term ‘snowbirds’ literally. |
1.3015 |
0.03441 |
272 |
205 |
52 |
15 |
307 |
Sure, they can fly. But can they eat carrots from their own garden? |
1.3008 |
0.03772 |
246 |
189 |
40 |
17 |
308 |
Just like clockwork! Every spring the snowbirds fly back from Florida!! |
1.3007 |
0.03444 |
276 |
209 |
51 |
16 |
309 |
The HOA really will do anything to survey the neighborhood. |
1.3004 |
0.03674 |
233 |
175 |
46 |
12 |
310 |
Could be worse. They could be monkeys. |
1.3000 |
0.04048 |
230 |
180 |
31 |
19 |
311 |
We're going to need a hell of a scarecrow |
1.3000 |
0.03571 |
290 |
226 |
41 |
23 |
312 |
I'd rather be invisible," you said. |
1.3000 |
0.03684 |
250 |
191 |
43 |
16 |
313 |
I just washed the car. |
1.3000 |
0.03748 |
260 |
202 |
38 |
20 |
314 |
I wish they would call first before dropping by. |
1.3000 |
0.03627 |
260 |
199 |
44 |
17 |
315 |
I recognize DB Cooper. Who's the other guy? |
1.2992 |
0.03506 |
264 |
200 |
49 |
15 |
316 |
Honey I think we need to stop planting cannabis. |
1.2989 |
0.03523 |
271 |
207 |
47 |
17 |
317 |
First the pigs, and now this! |
1.2982 |
0.04022 |
228 |
178 |
32 |
18 |
318 |
I guess they were a flight risk after all |
1.2980 |
0.04033 |
245 |
195 |
27 |
23 |
319 |
They sure do take the term snowbirds quite literally. |
1.2976 |
0.03343 |
252 |
186 |
57 |
9 |
320 |
I see the Wilson’s are back from Florida for the summer. |
1.2972 |
0.03355 |
286 |
217 |
53 |
16 |
321 |
The neighbors are getting high again. |
1.2969 |
0.03488 |
256 |
193 |
50 |
13 |
322 |
Are we boring? |
1.2964 |
0.03559 |
253 |
192 |
47 |
14 |
323 |
Now that pair of Mormons is particularly enthusiastic. |
1.2960 |
0.03719 |
250 |
193 |
40 |
17 |
324 |
We need a new hobby. |
1.2958 |
0.03917 |
240 |
188 |
33 |
19 |
325 |
There go the Hindenbergs |
1.2955 |
0.03619 |
264 |
204 |
42 |
18 |
326 |
Maybe we should try those energy drinks... |
1.2954 |
0.03571 |
237 |
178 |
48 |
11 |
327 |
It's probably just another artificial intelligence thing. |
1.2951 |
0.03825 |
244 |
190 |
36 |
18 |
328 |
I told you we shouldn’t have eaten those mushrooms |
1.2950 |
0.03524 |
261 |
199 |
47 |
15 |
329 |
What kind of mushrooms were those, anyway? |
1.2946 |
0.03421 |
258 |
194 |
52 |
12 |
330 |
Honey, I think the neighbor kids are high again. |
1.2946 |
0.03676 |
258 |
200 |
40 |
18 |
331 |
Looks like Hal's shoulder surgery went well. |
1.2944 |
0.03987 |
214 |
165 |
35 |
14 |
332 |
They used to be so down to earth. |
1.2941 |
0.03891 |
238 |
186 |
34 |
18 |
333 |
Look at that. The neighbors have found yet one more way to look down on us. |
1.2941 |
0.03845 |
238 |
185 |
36 |
17 |
334 |
I think they're taking this snowbird thing a little too literally. |
1.2939 |
0.03513 |
262 |
200 |
47 |
15 |
335 |
Gravity is still a thing, right? |
1.2939 |
0.03723 |
245 |
189 |
40 |
16 |
336 |
There was a time I enjoyed the caption contest. Now they're just annoying! |
1.2937 |
0.03901 |
252 |
200 |
30 |
22 |
337 |
Wow - United's really cutting back. |
1.2937 |
0.03901 |
252 |
200 |
30 |
22 |
338 |
I wish our new neighbors were more down-to-earth. |
1.2933 |
0.03796 |
225 |
172 |
40 |
13 |
339 |
We'd better go easy on the mushrooms. |
1.2932 |
0.03475 |
266 |
203 |
48 |
15 |
340 |
When the realtor warned us about our high-flying neighbors, this is not quite what came to my mind" |
1.2929 |
0.03831 |
239 |
186 |
36 |
17 |
341 |
Do you see any wires?” |
1.2929 |
0.03967 |
239 |
189 |
30 |
20 |
342 |
I don't think that stuff on our car was bird poop. |
1.2927 |
0.03798 |
246 |
192 |
36 |
18 |
343 |
Those TikTok challenges are fun till someone gets hurt. |
1.2925 |
0.03765 |
253 |
198 |
36 |
19 |
344 |
CPAs going home. Tax season must be over. |
1.2925 |
0.03680 |
253 |
196 |
40 |
17 |
345 |
Looks like the first Robinsons of spring. |
1.2925 |
0.03594 |
253 |
194 |
44 |
15 |
346 |
The Johnsons call it microdosing but it looks pretty macro to me. |
1.2920 |
0.03984 |
226 |
177 |
32 |
17 |
347 |
I'm sick of these Golden Parachuters landing in our neighborhood! |
1.2918 |
0.03704 |
233 |
178 |
42 |
13 |
348 |
First the snacks, then the carry-on luggage, now this! |
1.2917 |
0.03908 |
240 |
189 |
32 |
19 |
349 |
Looks like the snowbirds are heading back home. |
1.2915 |
0.03696 |
247 |
191 |
40 |
16 |
350 |
They just paid off their student loans. |
1.2913 |
0.03981 |
230 |
181 |
31 |
18 |
351 |
That's not sustainable. |
1.2907 |
0.03554 |
227 |
170 |
48 |
9 |
352 |
I really thought the pigs would beat them to it. |
1.2902 |
0.04104 |
224 |
178 |
27 |
19 |
353 |
Don't worry, I'm watching them like a hawk. |
1.2900 |
0.03821 |
231 |
179 |
37 |
15 |
354 |
Are we the left behinds? |
1.2900 |
0.03771 |
231 |
178 |
39 |
14 |
355 |
I knew when we started planting cannabis we'd have more than deer to worry about. |
1.2896 |
0.03940 |
221 |
172 |
34 |
15 |
356 |
Apparently those are the folks that grow the best weed in the neighborhood. |
1.2895 |
0.03666 |
266 |
209 |
37 |
20 |
357 |
I dunno but I’m glad I’m not a statue |
1.2893 |
0.03698 |
242 |
187 |
40 |
15 |
358 |
What types of herbs are these again? |
1.2893 |
0.03744 |
242 |
188 |
38 |
16 |
359 |
Looks like the snow birds are coming home early this year. |
1.2892 |
0.03714 |
249 |
194 |
38 |
17 |
360 |
Wow. Spirit Airlines has really pared down their services. |
1.2890 |
0.04081 |
218 |
172 |
29 |
17 |
361 |
Harmless unless they're vegans |
1.2886 |
0.03563 |
246 |
188 |
45 |
13 |
362 |
Oh no, they’re back. I’m going to pull the car into the garage. |
1.2886 |
0.03700 |
246 |
191 |
39 |
16 |
363 |
Do you ever wish we were migratory? |
1.2886 |
0.03609 |
246 |
189 |
43 |
14 |
364 |
I hope they remember the Andersons' new invisible fence. |
1.2885 |
0.03959 |
253 |
204 |
25 |
24 |
365 |
Talk about no frills... |
1.2879 |
0.03643 |
264 |
207 |
38 |
19 |
366 |
I don’t know Madge. Maybe we should find a more interesting hobby |
1.2875 |
0.03620 |
240 |
184 |
43 |
13 |
367 |
These Amazon drones are getting pretty lifelike. |
1.2874 |
0.03731 |
247 |
193 |
37 |
17 |
368 |
I hate it when your parents drop in on us. |
1.2874 |
0.03659 |
254 |
198 |
39 |
17 |
369 |
Nice couple, but I wish they were a little more down to earth |
1.2871 |
0.03978 |
209 |
162 |
34 |
13 |
370 |
I think we need a new bucket list! |
1.2869 |
0.03671 |
244 |
189 |
40 |
15 |
371 |
Well. I'm never getting the lawnmower back. |
1.2863 |
0.04013 |
234 |
187 |
27 |
20 |
372 |
I think we planted the wrong mushrooms |
1.2863 |
0.03654 |
241 |
186 |
41 |
14 |
373 |
These no frill airlines have gone too far |
1.2857 |
0.03963 |
238 |
190 |
28 |
20 |
374 |
We might need bigger scarecrows this year. |
1.2857 |
0.03612 |
245 |
189 |
42 |
14 |
375 |
You said we will be the only couple with an alternative lifestyle here |
1.2857 |
0.03502 |
231 |
174 |
48 |
9 |
376 |
Are you sure you gave them oregano? |
1.2851 |
0.03894 |
228 |
179 |
33 |
16 |
377 |
I wish they would just stay in Canada year-round. |
1.2851 |
0.04032 |
221 |
175 |
29 |
17 |
378 |
Yeah, I’m acquainted with them. Couple of strange birds. |
1.2850 |
0.03964 |
214 |
167 |
33 |
14 |
379 |
Huh. They're early this year. |
1.2845 |
0.03574 |
239 |
183 |
44 |
12 |
380 |
Why do your parents never call before dropping in? |
1.2844 |
0.03911 |
218 |
170 |
34 |
14 |
381 |
We'll never keep up with the Joneses. |
1.2840 |
0.03314 |
257 |
194 |
53 |
10 |
382 |
Why can't the Robinsons just drive to Florida like everyone else? |
1.2840 |
0.03721 |
243 |
190 |
37 |
16 |
383 |
Wow, the migration problem has really gotten out of hand! |
1.2839 |
0.03937 |
236 |
188 |
29 |
19 |
384 |
It's the summer people arriving |
1.2838 |
0.03570 |
229 |
174 |
45 |
10 |
385 |
I want to grow what our neighbors are growing. |
1.2837 |
0.03892 |
215 |
167 |
35 |
13 |
386 |
Uh-oh, it's your brother again just dropping in unannounced... |
1.2836 |
0.04016 |
201 |
156 |
33 |
12 |
387 |
I told you it was safe to plant -- here come the snowbirds returning from Florida! |
1.2833 |
0.03683 |
233 |
180 |
40 |
13 |
388 |
Honey, these cannabis plants we are growing might be a bit too potent. |
1.2832 |
0.03863 |
226 |
177 |
34 |
15 |
389 |
When they say they're above us... |
1.2831 |
0.03949 |
219 |
172 |
32 |
15 |
390 |
I wish your parents would warn us before dropping by. |
1.2831 |
0.04002 |
219 |
173 |
30 |
16 |
391 |
Honey, we're failing once again to keep up with our neighbors. |
1.2829 |
0.04020 |
205 |
160 |
32 |
13 |
392 |
Looks like Dave & Margaret finally got their medical cannabis cards. |
1.2822 |
0.03962 |
241 |
194 |
26 |
21 |
393 |
Now I understand why everyone keeps describing our new neighbors as flighty. |
1.2819 |
0.03531 |
227 |
172 |
46 |
9 |
394 |
I guess if they can tweet they can fly. |
1.2819 |
0.04093 |
227 |
183 |
24 |
20 |
395 |
They're actually an invasive species. |
1.2818 |
0.03985 |
220 |
174 |
30 |
16 |
396 |
Well between the price of gas and eggs it was only a matter of time. |
1.2817 |
0.03968 |
213 |
167 |
32 |
14 |
397 |
Yes, the new rule of thumb is to plant when you see the first skydivers of spring. |
1.2814 |
0.04162 |
199 |
157 |
28 |
14 |
398 |
Oh great, the Long-Winded Loons are back from migration. |
1.2811 |
0.03607 |
249 |
194 |
40 |
15 |
399 |
I thought Canadians only fly south in winter? |
1.2810 |
0.03831 |
210 |
162 |
37 |
11 |
400 |
They must not have kids |
1.2810 |
0.04118 |
210 |
167 |
27 |
16 |
401 |
I heard that United was offering dual bookings on super economy coach with plenty of legroom. |
1.2805 |
0.03811 |
221 |
172 |
36 |
13 |
402 |
Judy and Tim's marriage looks like it's off to a flying start. |
1.2805 |
0.03756 |
221 |
171 |
38 |
12 |
403 |
So that's who's eating our tomatoes! |
1.2802 |
0.03685 |
232 |
180 |
39 |
13 |
404 |
Tell them we already belong to a church. |
1.2800 |
0.03656 |
225 |
173 |
41 |
11 |
405 |
So much for designating our no-fly zone. |
1.2800 |
0.03489 |
225 |
170 |
47 |
8 |
406 |
We‘ll need a more sophisticated scarecrow. |
1.2798 |
0.03756 |
243 |
192 |
34 |
17 |
407 |
They better open their chutes soon. |
1.2798 |
0.03571 |
243 |
188 |
42 |
13 |
408 |
Shouldn’t their parachutes have opened by now? |
1.2797 |
0.03541 |
236 |
181 |
44 |
11 |
409 |
I see the neighbors are high again. |
1.2795 |
0.03716 |
229 |
178 |
38 |
13 |
410 |
Are you sure we ate the right mushrooms? |
1.2790 |
0.03621 |
233 |
180 |
41 |
12 |
411 |
They just want our zucchini. |
1.2788 |
0.03587 |
226 |
173 |
43 |
10 |
412 |
Do you think we can hire your mother to stand out here all day? |
1.2786 |
0.04185 |
201 |
160 |
26 |
15 |
413 |
Wow, Amazon’s really upped their delivery game! |
1.2783 |
0.04138 |
212 |
170 |
25 |
17 |
414 |
Like it or not, the suburbs have changed. |
1.2783 |
0.03740 |
212 |
163 |
39 |
10 |
415 |
I prefer a more grounded approach myself. |
1.2783 |
0.03858 |
212 |
165 |
35 |
12 |
416 |
When I ordered the mushroom spores for them I thought they were going to grow them. |
1.2783 |
0.03998 |
230 |
185 |
26 |
19 |
417 |
Damn empty nesters! |
1.2780 |
0.03761 |
205 |
157 |
39 |
9 |
418 |
I guess Clark and Lois are eating the bird seed again. |
1.2778 |
0.03504 |
234 |
179 |
45 |
10 |
419 |
Wow, those Chinese balloons are getting very creative |
1.2778 |
0.03913 |
198 |
153 |
35 |
10 |
420 |
They maxed out on their credit cards. They're living off the float. |
1.2778 |
0.03780 |
198 |
151 |
39 |
8 |
421 |
Look— the snow birds are returning early this year. |
1.2778 |
0.03658 |
234 |
182 |
39 |
13 |
422 |
I don't know about you, Marge, but I'm getting kind of tired of keeping up with the Joneses. |
1.2771 |
0.03887 |
231 |
184 |
30 |
17 |
423 |
There’s a new dispensary in town. |
1.2771 |
0.03478 |
231 |
176 |
46 |
9 |
424 |
Ok, next time they invite us to dinner, we’re going! |
1.2771 |
0.03838 |
231 |
183 |
32 |
16 |
425 |
And you thought the vacation package was a scam. |
1.2767 |
0.03681 |
206 |
157 |
41 |
8 |
426 |
Hey Honey, Orville and Wilbur are back. |
1.2766 |
0.03594 |
235 |
182 |
41 |
12 |
427 |
The Robbins are back |
1.2764 |
0.03716 |
246 |
195 |
34 |
17 |
428 |
Retirement seems to be working for those two |
1.2763 |
0.03719 |
228 |
178 |
37 |
13 |
429 |
i guess redbull does give you wings |
1.2762 |
0.03745 |
239 |
189 |
34 |
16 |
430 |
They're heading north. We should have put the peas in last week. |
1.2760 |
0.03906 |
221 |
175 |
31 |
15 |
431 |
There go the Johnson's for the early bird special, again. |
1.2756 |
0.03644 |
225 |
174 |
40 |
11 |
432 |
...That explains my windshield. |
1.2756 |
0.03855 |
225 |
178 |
32 |
15 |
433 |
Looks like the neighbors decided to plant cannabis this year too. |
1.2754 |
0.03792 |
207 |
160 |
37 |
10 |
434 |
I see the snowbirds are coming back. |
1.2751 |
0.03653 |
229 |
178 |
39 |
12 |
435 |
I guess it’s pigs next…. |
1.2750 |
0.04006 |
200 |
157 |
31 |
12 |
436 |
Yeah, but our Lifestyle keeps us more
grounded! |
1.2744 |
0.03635 |
215 |
165 |
41 |
9 |
437 |
Those AI drones look entirely too lifelike! |
1.2744 |
0.03923 |
215 |
170 |
31 |
14 |
438 |
I just don’t think we can keep up with the Jonses. |
1.2743 |
0.03736 |
226 |
177 |
36 |
13 |
439 |
First drones. Now this. |
1.2741 |
0.03981 |
197 |
154 |
32 |
11 |
440 |
We're going to have to put netting up again if we want to enjoy our tomatoes. |
1.2740 |
0.03837 |
208 |
162 |
35 |
11 |
441 |
It's a bird, it's a plane...oh no, it's Mel and Gladys! |
1.2739 |
0.03575 |
241 |
188 |
40 |
13 |
442 |
The neighbors will be landing shortly !!" |
1.2737 |
0.03870 |
190 |
146 |
36 |
8 |
443 |
They land on the deck again, I'm taking the hose to them. |
1.2736 |
0.03926 |
201 |
157 |
33 |
11 |
444 |
I really hate when your family drops in unannounced! |
1.2736 |
0.03666 |
212 |
163 |
40 |
9 |
445 |
They’ll do anything to get on Nextdoor. |
1.2731 |
0.03680 |
216 |
167 |
39 |
10 |
446 |
They come earlier and earlier every year. |
1.2727 |
0.03625 |
231 |
180 |
39 |
12 |
447 |
Would it kill them to call before they drop in? |
1.2727 |
0.04166 |
209 |
169 |
23 |
17 |
448 |
Somehow they still think we can’t tell when they’re high. |
1.2723 |
0.03875 |
235 |
189 |
28 |
18 |
449 |
...more like poultry in motion |
1.2723 |
0.03712 |
213 |
165 |
38 |
10 |
450 |
Look honey, another sign that spring is here, the snow birds are returning. |
1.2723 |
0.03845 |
202 |
157 |
35 |
10 |
451 |
Another neighborhood ruined by White Flight |
1.2723 |
0.04128 |
191 |
151 |
28 |
12 |
452 |
Great, now the Petersons know we have lettuce. |
1.2722 |
0.04258 |
169 |
132 |
28 |
9 |
453 |
Look, Marge, the loons! The loons! |
1.2719 |
0.03999 |
217 |
174 |
27 |
16 |
454 |
Quick, put the cover over the car! |
1.2718 |
0.03977 |
206 |
163 |
30 |
13 |
455 |
You ever feel like everyone else has cooler hobbies than us? |
1.2717 |
0.03945 |
184 |
142 |
34 |
8 |
456 |
Their weed must have sprouted last year. |
1.2715 |
0.03998 |
221 |
178 |
26 |
17 |
457 |
We may not be having fun, But, Remember, We'll be eating green beans in THREE MONTHS. |
1.2714 |
0.03683 |
210 |
162 |
39 |
9 |
458 |
Unidentified flying assholes. |
1.2713 |
0.04371 |
188 |
152 |
21 |
15 |
459 |
They'd better stay away from our windshield. |
1.2713 |
0.03462 |
247 |
192 |
43 |
12 |
460 |
Get ready for, 'And boy, are my arms tired!' |
1.2710 |
0.03755 |
214 |
167 |
36 |
11 |
461 |
Don’t look up it’s the Canadians. |
1.2708 |
0.03905 |
192 |
149 |
34 |
9 |
462 |
Guess we know who shit on your car |
1.2707 |
0.03944 |
229 |
185 |
26 |
18 |
463 |
Classic Peter Pan Syndrome. |
1.2707 |
0.03985 |
181 |
140 |
33 |
8 |
464 |
New Yorkers again. |
1.2705 |
0.03584 |
244 |
192 |
38 |
14 |
465 |
Am I dreaming, or are the Petermans back early from Florida this year? |
1.2704 |
0.03782 |
196 |
151 |
37 |
8 |
466 |
Somebody should tell them to pull the cord. |
1.2704 |
0.03984 |
196 |
154 |
31 |
11 |
467 |
It must be a woke thing. |
1.2700 |
0.03928 |
200 |
157 |
32 |
11 |
468 |
I guess we can look forward to more insufferable stories about their fabulous trip south next summer. |
1.2700 |
0.03928 |
200 |
157 |
32 |
11 |
469 |
Elon is up to something again |
1.2698 |
0.03854 |
215 |
170 |
32 |
13 |
470 |
Apparently there are more upsides to living in "flyover country" than we were told. |
1.2698 |
0.03798 |
215 |
169 |
34 |
12 |
471 |
I thought that it would be the pigs first. |
1.2698 |
0.04020 |
215 |
173 |
26 |
16 |
472 |
I hear nerds mate for life. |
1.2687 |
0.04036 |
201 |
160 |
28 |
13 |
473 |
Somebody weeded their garden. |
1.2687 |
0.03847 |
201 |
157 |
34 |
10 |
474 |
Don't they know we live next to the skeet shooting range? |
1.2685 |
0.04057 |
216 |
175 |
24 |
17 |
475 |
Looks like the Spirit Airlines has figured out the ultimate cheap flight. |
1.2685 |
0.03782 |
216 |
170 |
34 |
12 |
476 |
Oh no the Canadian royal airforce |
1.2680 |
0.04326 |
194 |
158 |
20 |
16 |
477 |
I wish they would stop selling Red Bull at the convenience store! |
1.2677 |
0.04076 |
198 |
158 |
27 |
13 |
478 |
I see the snowbirds are migrating back from down south |
1.2673 |
0.03593 |
217 |
168 |
40 |
9 |
479 |
It’s not just a feeling. They really ARE just above it all. |
1.2670 |
0.03663 |
221 |
173 |
37 |
11 |
480 |
You know it's spring when the entitled white babblers return. |
1.2669 |
0.03608 |
236 |
186 |
37 |
13 |
481 |
So, does this mean Hell is about to freeze over? |
1.2667 |
0.03852 |
195 |
152 |
34 |
9 |
482 |
Maybe we'd better stop planting. They're flying SOUTH. |
1.2667 |
0.03606 |
210 |
162 |
40 |
8 |
483 |
Looks like the summer camp is doing ‘Peter Pan’ again this year” |
1.2664 |
0.03742 |
214 |
168 |
35 |
11 |
484 |
It seems they are not in the placebo group. |
1.2663 |
0.04058 |
199 |
159 |
27 |
13 |
485 |
Looks like they've finally legalized cannabis. |
1.2663 |
0.04076 |
184 |
145 |
29 |
10 |
486 |
Snowbirds |
1.2661 |
0.03807 |
218 |
173 |
32 |
13 |
487 |
We're gonna need more than just a scarecrow. |
1.2661 |
0.03807 |
218 |
173 |
32 |
13 |
488 |
Do NOT feed them. |
1.2661 |
0.03751 |
218 |
172 |
34 |
12 |
489 |
Well looks like the flying monkeys have finally evolved. |
1.2657 |
0.03825 |
207 |
163 |
33 |
11 |
490 |
Branson and Bezos again. |
1.2657 |
0.03886 |
207 |
164 |
31 |
12 |
491 |
How do we keep up with the Joneses now? |
1.2652 |
0.03644 |
181 |
137 |
40 |
4 |
492 |
Looks like they just raided Mary Lou's marijuana patch. |
1.2651 |
0.03668 |
215 |
168 |
37 |
10 |
493 |
White flight is ruining this neighborhood! |
1.2650 |
0.04281 |
200 |
164 |
19 |
17 |
494 |
Maybe the lettuce nibblers aren't rabbits.” |
1.2647 |
0.03701 |
272 |
224 |
24 |
24 |
495 |
I wonder if they would check for balls on our roof. |
1.2646 |
0.03464 |
223 |
172 |
43 |
8 |
496 |
The Snow Birds are back. |
1.2644 |
0.03685 |
208 |
162 |
37 |
9 |
497 |
Perhaps we could throw in a little cannabis too? |
1.2644 |
0.03685 |
208 |
162 |
37 |
9 |
498 |
It’s amazing how they find their way back home every spring. |
1.2643 |
0.03852 |
227 |
183 |
28 |
16 |
499 |
Must be spring, the snow birds are migrating back to New England. |
1.2642 |
0.04075 |
193 |
154 |
27 |
12 |
500 |
We need to get a new scare crow. |
1.2642 |
0.03876 |
212 |
169 |
30 |
13 |
501 |
I still think gardening is the best hobby for us. |
1.2642 |
0.03513 |
212 |
163 |
42 |
7 |
502 |
Please tell me you parked in the garage. |
1.2642 |
0.03638 |
212 |
165 |
38 |
9 |
503 |
I always thought they were kind of flighty. |
1.2639 |
0.03881 |
216 |
173 |
29 |
14 |
504 |
Looks like we're in for a hard fall. |
1.2634 |
0.04316 |
186 |
151 |
21 |
14 |
505 |
This time, you’re washing the car! |
1.2634 |
0.04037 |
186 |
147 |
29 |
10 |
506 |
The snowbirds have returned. |
1.2634 |
0.04026 |
205 |
165 |
26 |
14 |
507 |
I think they’re just winging it. |
1.2634 |
0.03781 |
205 |
161 |
34 |
10 |
508 |
These gender reveal stunts are getting risky |
1.2634 |
0.03905 |
205 |
163 |
30 |
12 |
509 |
Some days it just doesn't pay to look up. |
1.2632 |
0.03912 |
209 |
167 |
29 |
13 |
510 |
Honey, the Joneses are getting high again. |
1.2629 |
0.03743 |
213 |
168 |
34 |
11 |
511 |
Looks like the Johnsons have migrated back from Florida. |
1.2627 |
0.03638 |
217 |
170 |
37 |
10 |
512 |
I told the kids 5,000 feet! |
1.2621 |
0.03764 |
206 |
162 |
34 |
10 |
513 |
Being shot out of a cannon is SO last century. |
1.2620 |
0.04227 |
187 |
151 |
23 |
13 |
514 |
We’ll need to put up the netting pretty soon. |
1.2619 |
0.03654 |
210 |
164 |
37 |
9 |
515 |
So why are they so happy their chutes didn't open |
1.2619 |
0.03776 |
210 |
166 |
33 |
11 |
516 |
They should have pulled the cord a while ago. |
1.2618 |
0.03746 |
191 |
148 |
36 |
7 |
517 |
Oh look, the Hendersons are off to Capistrano |
1.2618 |
0.03960 |
191 |
151 |
30 |
10 |
518 |
We need bigger feeders. |
1.2618 |
0.03960 |
191 |
151 |
30 |
10 |
519 |
I wish we had an HOA. |
1.2615 |
0.03766 |
195 |
152 |
35 |
8 |
520 |
Well, at least the airlines haven't cancelled flights of fancy! |
1.2614 |
0.04186 |
176 |
140 |
26 |
10 |
521 |
I see the snowbirds are back again. |
1.2613 |
0.03850 |
199 |
157 |
32 |
10 |
522 |
It's called jumping to a conclusion. |
1.2611 |
0.04121 |
180 |
143 |
27 |
10 |
523 |
They spend the damn winter in Arizona and expect us to welcome them with open arms! |
1.2611 |
0.03968 |
180 |
141 |
31 |
8 |
524 |
I assume the garden club is aware that the Mortensons are cultivating marijuana. |
1.2611 |
0.04224 |
203 |
167 |
19 |
17 |
525 |
One year we're going to find out what they're growing. |
1.2609 |
0.03871 |
207 |
165 |
30 |
12 |
526 |
Careful up there,Icarus. |
1.2609 |
0.04203 |
184 |
148 |
24 |
12 |
527 |
Alice said they would be flying home today. |
1.2606 |
0.04139 |
188 |
151 |
25 |
12 |
528 |
Get the hose. |
1.2604 |
0.03579 |
192 |
147 |
40 |
5 |
529 |
They're early this year. |
1.2603 |
0.03779 |
219 |
175 |
31 |
13 |
530 |
They identify as birds. |
1.2602 |
0.04147 |
196 |
159 |
23 |
14 |
531 |
I'm tired of the Joneses. |
1.2600 |
0.03631 |
200 |
155 |
38 |
7 |
532 |
Climate change. The snowbirds come back earlier every year. |
1.2600 |
0.04087 |
200 |
162 |
24 |
14 |
533 |
Those corporate vultures are hovering again. |
1.2600 |
0.04025 |
200 |
161 |
26 |
13 |
534 |
They’re headed straight for the trampoline. |
1.2596 |
0.03974 |
208 |
168 |
26 |
14 |
535 |
I swear, if they do that 'boy are my arms tired' joke again.... |
1.2596 |
0.03697 |
235 |
189 |
31 |
15 |
536 |
I think Tom and Gale started seeing that marriage counselor. |
1.2595 |
0.03737 |
185 |
143 |
36 |
6 |
537 |
They winter in Mexico, but they nest in the Poconos |
1.2594 |
0.03685 |
212 |
167 |
35 |
10 |
538 |
Man, those no-frills airlines sure have stripped back on the luxuries. |
1.2593 |
0.04119 |
189 |
152 |
25 |
12 |
539 |
Spring's here when you see the Finches fly back from Boca. |
1.2591 |
0.03854 |
193 |
152 |
32 |
9 |
540 |
Has it really been seventeen years? |
1.2591 |
0.03638 |
193 |
149 |
38 |
6 |
541 |
Yeah, but can they wordle? |
1.2591 |
0.04125 |
193 |
156 |
24 |
13 |
542 |
I heard they are having sex again. |
1.2588 |
0.04197 |
170 |
135 |
26 |
9 |
543 |
Snowbirds coming back. |
1.2585 |
0.03766 |
205 |
162 |
33 |
10 |
544 |
You can tell it's spring when the snowbirds return. |
1.2584 |
0.04067 |
178 |
141 |
28 |
9 |
545 |
What do you think they planted? |
1.2582 |
0.03788 |
213 |
170 |
31 |
12 |
546 |
So THAT'S who shit on the car. |
1.2581 |
0.04162 |
186 |
150 |
24 |
12 |
547 |
Now that's taking No-Frills Airlines too far! |
1.2579 |
0.03962 |
190 |
151 |
29 |
10 |
548 |
I thought Jim's was just a fly-by-night operation |
1.2579 |
0.03819 |
190 |
149 |
33 |
8 |
549 |
Let's guess what they're growing. |
1.2578 |
0.03480 |
225 |
176 |
40 |
9 |
550 |
Is it me, or do they arrive a little earlier every spring? |
1.2577 |
0.03837 |
194 |
153 |
32 |
9 |
551 |
So much for Trump's Wall. |
1.2576 |
0.04171 |
198 |
162 |
21 |
15 |
552 |
But can it compare with the thrill of that first ripe tomato? |
1.2575 |
0.04492 |
167 |
136 |
19 |
12 |
553 |
I swear the Snowbirds are returning to Canada earlier every year. |
1.2574 |
0.03668 |
202 |
158 |
36 |
8 |
554 |
Do you see what I think I see? |
1.2571 |
0.04029 |
175 |
138 |
29 |
8 |
555 |
We're gonna need one helluva scarecrow. |
1.2570 |
0.04106 |
214 |
177 |
19 |
18 |
556 |
At least they're enjoying what little time they have left. |
1.2570 |
0.04488 |
179 |
148 |
16 |
15 |
557 |
How do we keep up with that? |
1.2570 |
0.03724 |
179 |
138 |
36 |
5 |
558 |
They said this wasn’t supposed to happen until 2075… |
1.2568 |
0.04134 |
183 |
147 |
25 |
11 |
559 |
Would prefer "helicopter parents" to helicopter neighbors. |
1.2567 |
0.04211 |
187 |
152 |
22 |
13 |
560 |
So that's why we are always refilling the feeder. |
1.2565 |
0.04148 |
191 |
155 |
23 |
13 |
561 |
I see the Wilsons took up birding... |
1.2564 |
0.04087 |
195 |
158 |
24 |
13 |
562 |
Living in a flyover state is more exciting than people assume. |
1.2562 |
0.03783 |
203 |
161 |
32 |
10 |
563 |
Traffic must be bad on the expressway again today |
1.2559 |
0.03624 |
211 |
166 |
36 |
9 |
564 |
I see the snow birds have returned from Florida. |
1.2558 |
0.04235 |
172 |
138 |
24 |
10 |
565 |
Birdseed on their cereal has really worked out well for them. |
1.2557 |
0.04009 |
176 |
139 |
29 |
8 |
566 |
I'm so glad we are grounded, unlike the Thompsons. |
1.2554 |
0.03892 |
184 |
145 |
31 |
8 |
567 |
Looks like the snowbirds have started migrating. |
1.2553 |
0.04053 |
188 |
151 |
26 |
11 |
568 |
Last year they got my carrots. |
1.2552 |
0.03855 |
192 |
152 |
31 |
9 |
569 |
Looks like Senator Cruz is flying south for the winter. |
1.2552 |
0.03994 |
192 |
154 |
27 |
11 |
570 |
That wasn't in the forecast. |
1.2552 |
0.03561 |
192 |
148 |
39 |
5 |
571 |
Back from Boca. Right on time. |
1.2551 |
0.03590 |
196 |
152 |
38 |
6 |
572 |
I just hate it when they come back in spring. |
1.2550 |
0.03614 |
200 |
156 |
37 |
7 |
573 |
Bill and Mary are back from Florida early this year. |
1.2550 |
0.03883 |
200 |
160 |
29 |
11 |
574 |
Get the scarecrow out, Martha. They're at it again. |
1.2550 |
0.03683 |
200 |
157 |
35 |
8 |
575 |
So help me, if they crap on the car again... |
1.2549 |
0.03954 |
204 |
165 |
26 |
13 |
576 |
It really is spring. The snowbirds have returned. |
1.2547 |
0.03608 |
212 |
167 |
36 |
9 |
577 |
And just last week I saw pigs flying. |
1.2545 |
0.04354 |
165 |
133 |
22 |
10 |
578 |
The Crows are at it again. |
1.2544 |
0.03849 |
169 |
131 |
33 |
5 |
579 |
The Wilsons seem lighter now that they're empty nesters. |
1.2542 |
0.03989 |
177 |
140 |
29 |
8 |
580 |
Their hobbies are so much more interesting than ours. |
1.2541 |
0.03796 |
185 |
145 |
33 |
7 |
581 |
You were right! Your parents are "dropping in" for a vist. |
1.2540 |
0.03668 |
189 |
147 |
36 |
6 |
582 |
I see the snowbirds are back from Florida. |
1.2538 |
0.03785 |
197 |
156 |
32 |
9 |
583 |
Well, the Johnsons are back from Florida early this year. |
1.2537 |
0.03667 |
201 |
158 |
35 |
8 |
584 |
Maybe they don't have real I.D.s.. |
1.2537 |
0.03734 |
201 |
159 |
33 |
9 |
585 |
Snow birds, right on time. |
1.2529 |
0.04029 |
174 |
138 |
28 |
8 |
586 |
Yah, but now there are no more phone booths to change in. |
1.2527 |
0.04281 |
182 |
149 |
20 |
13 |
587 |
I think we're going to need bigger hats! |
1.2527 |
0.03987 |
182 |
145 |
28 |
9 |
588 |
Ahhhh spring...when the Keppelmans return from Tampa. |
1.2527 |
0.03987 |
182 |
145 |
28 |
9 |
589 |
"There's no keeping up with the Joneses anymore." |
1.2527 |
0.03855 |
186 |
147 |
31 |
8 |
590 |
Looks like the neighbors are getting high again. |
1.2526 |
0.03651 |
190 |
148 |
36 |
6 |
591 |
We must ask them where they go sometime. |
1.2526 |
0.03727 |
190 |
149 |
34 |
7 |
592 |
Martha, which mushrooms were in the casserole? |
1.2526 |
0.03945 |
190 |
152 |
28 |
10 |
593 |
I tried to explain why it's impossible, but they wouldn't listen... |
1.2526 |
0.03749 |
194 |
153 |
33 |
8 |
594 |
Every time I wash the damn car... |
1.2526 |
0.03957 |
194 |
156 |
27 |
11 |
595 |
Don’t forget to put up the scarecrows. |
1.2525 |
0.03768 |
198 |
157 |
32 |
9 |
596 |
I guess it is spring, the Schutlzs are migrating from Florida. |
1.2524 |
0.03471 |
206 |
160 |
40 |
6 |
597 |
Now that's a hobby. |
1.2524 |
0.03734 |
206 |
164 |
32 |
10 |
598 |
Oh, look! The first Fennimores of the spring! |
1.2515 |
0.04467 |
163 |
133 |
19 |
11 |
599 |
Snowbirds returning. |
1.2515 |
0.04237 |
171 |
138 |
23 |
10 |
600 |
I think we're going to need a bigger bird bath. |
1.2515 |
0.04155 |
171 |
137 |
25 |
9 |
601 |
Remember not to park under the big maple. |
1.2515 |
0.04155 |
171 |
137 |
25 |
9 |
602 |
So that's why their lawn is a mess. |
1.2514 |
0.03653 |
183 |
142 |
36 |
5 |
603 |
Martha, I don’t think we can keep up with the Joneses anymore. |
1.2513 |
0.04055 |
187 |
151 |
25 |
11 |
604 |
I don't care if they identify as birds but they need to stop leaving their droppings on the statues. |
1.2513 |
0.04071 |
195 |
159 |
23 |
13 |
605 |
I think it's Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon. They are headed for yet another predictable crash. |
1.2513 |
0.03818 |
199 |
159 |
30 |
10 |
606 |
I hate when they just drop in |
1.2512 |
0.03702 |
203 |
161 |
33 |
9 |
607 |
The Vegans are back? Hide the legumes! |
1.2500 |
0.03768 |
180 |
141 |
33 |
6 |
608 |
I see the Jensen's are flying back from Florida. |
1.2500 |
0.04367 |
168 |
137 |
20 |
11 |
609 |
FOX is saying they're Chinese Balloons. |
1.2500 |
0.04148 |
176 |
142 |
24 |
10 |
610 |
Quick! Hand me my slingshot. |
1.2500 |
0.03785 |
196 |
156 |
31 |
9 |
611 |
That's just Tucker Carlson and that Kari person flying off to their Alternative Universe |
1.2500 |
0.04226 |
176 |
143 |
22 |
11 |
612 |
You know spring is here when the neighborhoods are flying back from Florida. |
1.2500 |
0.03766 |
192 |
152 |
32 |
8 |
613 |
I wonder if they know that the windmills are on today |
1.2500 |
0.03921 |
196 |
158 |
27 |
11 |
614 |
This anti-science movement has really taken off. |
1.2500 |
0.03853 |
196 |
157 |
29 |
10 |
615 |
Oh, no! The "snow birds" are returning from Florida, and we'll have to listen to every wonderful moment they've had. |
1.2500 |
0.03734 |
200 |
159 |
32 |
9 |
616 |
Damn tourists. |
1.2500 |
0.03795 |
184 |
145 |
32 |
7 |
617 |
Nobody was nibbling at our plants. They were smokin’ them. |
1.2500 |
0.04133 |
172 |
138 |
25 |
9 |
618 |
Sure beats flying commercial. |
1.2500 |
0.04069 |
176 |
141 |
26 |
9 |
619 |
Must be nice not to have kids. |
1.2500 |
0.03846 |
168 |
131 |
32 |
5 |
620 |
And they seemed so down to earth! |
1.2500 |
0.04693 |
156 |
129 |
15 |
12 |
621 |
If I hear one more chorus of "Come fly with me" I am shooting them down! |
1.2500 |
0.04308 |
184 |
152 |
18 |
14 |
622 |
No doubt the effects of our cannabis crop." |
1.2500 |
0.03685 |
180 |
140 |
35 |
5 |
623 |
Well, I guess it beats United Airlines.” |
1.2500 |
0.04115 |
168 |
134 |
26 |
8 |
624 |
Maybe we should just start growing normal herbs instead. |
1.2500 |
0.03768 |
180 |
141 |
33 |
6 |
625 |
Looks like the lawyers are flocking to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2488 |
0.03922 |
205 |
167 |
25 |
13 |
626 |
Cover your head |
1.2488 |
0.03511 |
201 |
157 |
38 |
6 |
627 |
are those cloud engineers? |
1.2487 |
0.03748 |
193 |
153 |
32 |
8 |
628 |
This time of year is just magical - the return of the snowbirds. |
1.2487 |
0.03873 |
189 |
151 |
29 |
9 |
629 |
I see your folks are popping in for one of their surprise visits. |
1.2487 |
0.03945 |
189 |
152 |
27 |
10 |
630 |
Ugh, gravity deniers! |
1.2486 |
0.03777 |
185 |
146 |
32 |
7 |
631 |
Maybe we should put the car in the garage. I just washed it. |
1.2486 |
0.04280 |
177 |
145 |
20 |
12 |
632 |
Oh yea, the ornithologists convention is this weekend. |
1.2486 |
0.04029 |
173 |
138 |
27 |
8 |
633 |
The Sullivans sure have that empty nest thing figured out. |
1.2486 |
0.04350 |
173 |
142 |
19 |
12 |
634 |
I swear, if that's Fred and Lisa, we're moving. I won't listen to one more amazing thing they did at game night." |
1.2484 |
0.04408 |
161 |
131 |
20 |
10 |
635 |
I’m not sure a scarecrow will work. |
1.2484 |
0.04006 |
157 |
123 |
29 |
5 |
636 |
Oh damn, not again, I just washed the car! |
1.2475 |
0.04015 |
198 |
162 |
23 |
13 |
637 |
Vulture capitalists are eating the neighborhood alive! |
1.2475 |
0.03818 |
198 |
159 |
29 |
10 |
638 |
Isn't it a bit early for the Snowbirds to be migrating up North from Florida? |
1.2475 |
0.03467 |
198 |
154 |
39 |
5 |
639 |
Screw this! Let's plant what they're smoking. |
1.2473 |
0.04191 |
182 |
149 |
21 |
12 |
640 |
Their hobby looks more fun. |
1.2472 |
0.03949 |
178 |
142 |
28 |
8 |
641 |
Are you sure you want to keep up with the Joneses? |
1.2472 |
0.03867 |
178 |
141 |
30 |
7 |
642 |
What mushrooms did you put in the stew? |
1.2471 |
0.04009 |
174 |
139 |
27 |
8 |
643 |
It's some new drug he said he takes. |
1.2471 |
0.03985 |
170 |
135 |
28 |
7 |
644 |
Billionaires. |
1.2470 |
0.04224 |
166 |
134 |
23 |
9 |
645 |
I hate the way they just drop in. |
1.2469 |
0.03823 |
162 |
126 |
32 |
4 |
646 |
Is it 4:20 already? |
1.2468 |
0.04182 |
158 |
126 |
25 |
7 |
647 |
And I thought the deer were going to be a problem. |
1.2468 |
0.03776 |
158 |
122 |
33 |
3 |
648 |
We’re going to need a better scarecrow. |
1.2464 |
0.03765 |
207 |
167 |
29 |
11 |
649 |
We literally can't keep up with the Joneses. |
1.2463 |
0.03685 |
203 |
162 |
32 |
9 |
650 |
maybe we should keep the kids away from the fertilizer |
1.2461 |
0.03908 |
191 |
154 |
27 |
10 |
651 |
Looks like we can take down our fences now,” Harold. |
1.2461 |
0.03765 |
191 |
152 |
31 |
8 |
652 |
They're smiling now, but wait a split second. |
1.2460 |
0.03664 |
187 |
147 |
34 |
6 |
653 |
I swear to God, they shit on my car one more time..... |
1.2460 |
0.04037 |
187 |
152 |
24 |
11 |
654 |
Well, at least they're off their phones. |
1.2459 |
0.03794 |
183 |
145 |
31 |
7 |
655 |
They must be loons. |
1.2459 |
0.04098 |
183 |
149 |
23 |
11 |
656 |
Clearly, theirs has a much higher THC content. |
1.2458 |
0.04162 |
179 |
146 |
22 |
11 |
657 |
Don't worry. It's only the Republicans going south. |
1.2458 |
0.04310 |
179 |
148 |
18 |
13 |
658 |
Did you tell the Lindbergh’s to drop in anytime? |
1.2456 |
0.03787 |
171 |
134 |
32 |
5 |
659 |
We need to dream bigger. |
1.2456 |
0.04217 |
171 |
139 |
22 |
10 |
660 |
Looks like Bob and Sally are into the gummies again. |
1.2456 |
0.04134 |
171 |
138 |
24 |
9 |
661 |
Looks like the Martins are back early this year. |
1.2456 |
0.03964 |
171 |
136 |
28 |
7 |
662 |
Oh look honey! Snow Birds! |
1.2453 |
0.04061 |
159 |
126 |
27 |
6 |
663 |
Geeeze, Bob and Shirley are higher than kites again! |
1.2452 |
0.04327 |
155 |
125 |
22 |
8 |
664 |
Oh no, not those Chinese spy divers again! |
1.2452 |
0.04327 |
155 |
125 |
22 |
8 |
665 |
It must be spring. The assholes are back. |
1.2446 |
0.04078 |
184 |
150 |
23 |
11 |
666 |
So I guess Rick never got that golden parachute he hoped for after the merger, huh? |
1.2446 |
0.04360 |
184 |
154 |
15 |
15 |
667 |
Those Canadians! |
1.2444 |
0.04065 |
180 |
146 |
24 |
10 |
668 |
Ah, I keep forgetting the neighbors are bird people. |
1.2444 |
0.03909 |
180 |
144 |
28 |
8 |
669 |
We'll be empty nesters before you know it. |
1.2439 |
0.04335 |
164 |
134 |
20 |
10 |
670 |
What if we were naked? |
1.2437 |
0.03940 |
160 |
126 |
29 |
5 |
671 |
Do you ever get the feeling that we are chumps? |
1.2437 |
0.03940 |
160 |
126 |
29 |
5 |
672 |
Well, they always seemed flighty... |
1.2437 |
0.04411 |
160 |
131 |
19 |
10 |
673 |
Maybe we do need a scarecrow. |
1.2437 |
0.03681 |
197 |
157 |
32 |
8 |
674 |
We simply can’t keep up with the Droneses anymore. |
1.2436 |
0.04581 |
156 |
129 |
16 |
11 |
675 |
Before the Hendricks moved in, everyone respected gravity. |
1.2435 |
0.03582 |
193 |
152 |
35 |
6 |
676 |
Didn"t see that in the forecast. |
1.2435 |
0.03802 |
193 |
155 |
29 |
9 |
677 |
Remember to laugh at "And boy are my arms tired." |
1.2432 |
0.03835 |
185 |
148 |
29 |
8 |
678 |
I knew they got high a lot but not that high! |
1.2428 |
0.03923 |
173 |
138 |
28 |
7 |
679 |
It's always a sign of the season when the Solomons return to Capistrano. |
1.2426 |
0.03751 |
202 |
163 |
29 |
10 |
680 |
Makes me wonder what’s in their garden. |
1.2423 |
0.03640 |
194 |
154 |
33 |
7 |
681 |
Jane, please tell me the truth about what you put in the brownies. |
1.2422 |
0.04386 |
161 |
132 |
19 |
10 |
682 |
But I thought we were waiting for pigs to do that |
1.2421 |
0.04049 |
190 |
156 |
22 |
12 |
683 |
This magic mushroom trend is getting out of hand. |
1.2419 |
0.03892 |
186 |
150 |
27 |
9 |
684 |
Guess we’re gonna need a bigger scarecrow. |
1.2419 |
0.04249 |
186 |
155 |
17 |
14 |
685 |
Southwest must have cancelled a bunch of flights again. |
1.2418 |
0.04150 |
153 |
122 |
25 |
6 |
686 |
Their way of spending quality time together seems slightly more invigorating than ours. |
1.2418 |
0.04252 |
153 |
123 |
23 |
7 |
687 |
So the Hendersons are finally going to Capistrano. |
1.2418 |
0.03792 |
182 |
145 |
30 |
7 |
688 |
I told you there would be unintended consequences of A.I. |
1.2418 |
0.04100 |
182 |
149 |
22 |
11 |
689 |
Greater Spotted Hendersons, the smug look on the male gives it away. |
1.2418 |
0.04025 |
182 |
148 |
24 |
10 |
690 |
No Mary Jane, that's a whole different kind of pot |
1.2418 |
0.04025 |
182 |
148 |
24 |
10 |
691 |
So, what happened to the flying cars? |
1.2416 |
0.04113 |
149 |
118 |
26 |
5 |
692 |
Doesn’t look like a bird or a plane. |
1.2416 |
0.03846 |
178 |
142 |
29 |
7 |
693 |
The Johnsons...they were drones even before they could fly. |
1.2414 |
0.03987 |
174 |
140 |
26 |
8 |
694 |
They don’t quack like ducks. |
1.2414 |
0.03601 |
203 |
162 |
33 |
8 |
695 |
Those Red Bull ads are getting more and more realistic |
1.2412 |
0.03851 |
199 |
162 |
26 |
11 |
696 |
Looks like the Andersons have overcome their fear of flying. |
1.2412 |
0.03716 |
199 |
160 |
30 |
9 |
697 |
Out with the helicopter parents, in with the Zoomers. |
1.2412 |
0.04218 |
170 |
139 |
21 |
10 |
698 |
Sweetums, we're gonna need stronger pesticide. |
1.2412 |
0.03963 |
170 |
136 |
27 |
7 |
699 |
I don't mind guests getting high but I hate when they show up that way. |
1.2410 |
0.03767 |
195 |
157 |
29 |
9 |
700 |
I guess Pigs can fly |
1.2410 |
0.03933 |
166 |
132 |
28 |
6 |
701 |
Which edible did you give me? |
1.2410 |
0.04114 |
166 |
134 |
24 |
8 |
702 |
Snow birds are on their way home! |
1.2406 |
0.03873 |
187 |
151 |
27 |
9 |
703 |
I'd rather have the crows. |
1.2406 |
0.03482 |
187 |
146 |
37 |
4 |
704 |
WOW! The flying Wallenda's have really improved their show. |
1.2406 |
0.03798 |
187 |
150 |
29 |
8 |
705 |
Looks like Ralph is having his recurring dream. |
1.2405 |
0.04346 |
158 |
129 |
20 |
9 |
706 |
Sometimes I wish I was gay. |
1.2405 |
0.04346 |
158 |
129 |
20 |
9 |
707 |
Honey where’s the scareperson |
1.2405 |
0.04346 |
158 |
129 |
20 |
9 |
708 |
Ugh! Our neighbors are circling a carcass. |
1.2404 |
0.04079 |
183 |
150 |
22 |
11 |
709 |
I hate it when your parents jump drop in" |
1.2404 |
0.04005 |
183 |
149 |
24 |
10 |
710 |
I have to try a different edible |
1.2404 |
0.03773 |
183 |
146 |
30 |
7 |
711 |
Bit early for empty nesters. |
1.2404 |
0.03475 |
208 |
165 |
36 |
7 |
712 |
If you think that’s bad Madge, wait until you see how the airlines delivers their luggage. |
1.2403 |
0.04612 |
154 |
128 |
15 |
11 |
713 |
More gravity deniers. |
1.2402 |
0.04142 |
179 |
147 |
21 |
11 |
714 |
Oh no, the neighbors are high again. |
1.2400 |
0.04129 |
175 |
143 |
22 |
10 |
715 |
I don’t know, I think I would have chosen invisibility. |
1.2400 |
0.04129 |
175 |
143 |
22 |
10 |
716 |
It's raining men. Hallelujah. |
1.2400 |
0.03883 |
175 |
140 |
28 |
7 |
717 |
I wonder if they mate for life? |
1.2398 |
0.03819 |
196 |
159 |
27 |
10 |
718 |
Not what I was expecting when your brothers said they were flying in today. |
1.2398 |
0.04028 |
171 |
138 |
25 |
8 |
719 |
First Roberts of the spring |
1.2398 |
0.04113 |
171 |
139 |
23 |
9 |
720 |
They were bumped from their flight. |
1.2398 |
0.04028 |
171 |
138 |
25 |
8 |
721 |
I still say that their landing strip violates our zoning. |
1.2397 |
0.04486 |
146 |
119 |
19 |
8 |
722 |
I thought Bob only flapped his lips. |
1.2395 |
0.04265 |
167 |
137 |
20 |
10 |
723 |
I think Jay and Robin are going a little overboard with the self-actualization |
1.2395 |
0.04092 |
167 |
135 |
24 |
8 |
724 |
I used to work with both of them a few years ago. Even then they were known as drones. |
1.2394 |
0.03927 |
188 |
153 |
25 |
10 |
725 |
Well, come August they will be telling the same old stories about celebrity sightings in Tampa, but we’ll be the ones with homegrown tomatoes and basil. |
1.2393 |
0.03876 |
163 |
129 |
29 |
5 |
726 |
We're gonna have to repurpose the scarecrow. |
1.2393 |
0.03972 |
163 |
130 |
27 |
6 |
727 |
Big deal, they went south for the winter. |
1.2391 |
0.03985 |
184 |
150 |
24 |
10 |
728 |
Yep, it's them. The Snowbirds are coming back to town. |
1.2391 |
0.03910 |
184 |
149 |
26 |
9 |
729 |
Oh crap! Is the rapture today? |
1.2389 |
0.04121 |
180 |
148 |
21 |
11 |
730 |
I wonder what they're growing in their garden. |
1.2387 |
0.04203 |
155 |
125 |
23 |
7 |
731 |
I told you this stuff is legal. |
1.2386 |
0.04028 |
176 |
143 |
24 |
9 |
732 |
Wow, they weren't lying when they said they'd found a way to pollinate their garden without bees. |
1.2386 |
0.03692 |
176 |
139 |
32 |
5 |
733 |
You got to love Amazon. |
1.2384 |
0.04378 |
151 |
123 |
20 |
8 |
734 |
Makes sense. Growing up, they were never grounded. |
1.2384 |
0.04091 |
172 |
140 |
23 |
9 |
735 |
We'll never be able to keep up with the Joneses! |
1.2383 |
0.03563 |
193 |
153 |
34 |
6 |
736 |
uh hun, I don’t think that was mint we planted |
1.2383 |
0.03854 |
193 |
157 |
26 |
10 |
737 |
I hope they don’t want to crash at our house again. |
1.2381 |
0.03891 |
168 |
134 |
28 |
6 |
738 |
The vegans are out hunting for dinner again. |
1.2381 |
0.03982 |
168 |
135 |
26 |
7 |
739 |
Talk about white flight. |
1.2378 |
0.03576 |
185 |
146 |
34 |
5 |
740 |
I want their retirement life |
1.2378 |
0.03855 |
164 |
130 |
29 |
5 |
741 |
We should really cut back on the mushrooms |
1.2378 |
0.04136 |
164 |
133 |
23 |
8 |
742 |
Couples therapy flight school. We should try it. |
1.2378 |
0.03855 |
164 |
130 |
29 |
5 |
743 |
Why don't we ever buy Red Bull? |
1.2376 |
0.03870 |
181 |
146 |
27 |
8 |
744 |
Canadians flying North. Must really be Spring. |
1.2375 |
0.03914 |
160 |
127 |
28 |
5 |
745 |
It must be Spring. The Berg's are in flight. |
1.2375 |
0.03914 |
160 |
127 |
28 |
5 |
746 |
I wish we had their retirement planner |
1.2375 |
0.03812 |
160 |
126 |
30 |
4 |
747 |
I know they said they'd "drop by," but this is ridiculous. |
1.2375 |
0.04205 |
160 |
130 |
22 |
8 |
748 |
I thought rapture was next week. |
1.2375 |
0.04297 |
160 |
131 |
20 |
9 |
749 |
We’re going to need one hell of a scarecrow. |
1.2373 |
0.04165 |
177 |
146 |
20 |
11 |
750 |
I’m guessing ‘spirit’ air… Of course the bags fly free. |
1.2372 |
0.04179 |
156 |
126 |
23 |
7 |
751 |
Oh yeah, I heard they quit Twitter. |
1.2372 |
0.04277 |
156 |
127 |
21 |
8 |
752 |
I miss the days it was only bird poop you needed to clean off your windshield |
1.2371 |
0.04039 |
194 |
161 |
20 |
13 |
753 |
We'd better get the car in the garage. |
1.2368 |
0.03744 |
190 |
153 |
29 |
8 |
754 |
I see the Robins are back. |
1.2368 |
0.04451 |
152 |
125 |
18 |
9 |
755 |
I don't think we'll be keeping up with the Joneses anymore. |
1.2367 |
0.04048 |
169 |
137 |
24 |
8 |
756 |
I've heard that they're clean-energy fanatics. |
1.2367 |
0.03488 |
169 |
131 |
36 |
2 |
757 |
Looks like the Gold Parachute CEO migration is happening early this year, honey. |
1.2366 |
0.03872 |
186 |
151 |
26 |
9 |
758 |
They're Aires |
1.2365 |
0.03995 |
148 |
117 |
27 |
4 |
759 |
You get the feeling we’re planting the wrong type of mushroom? |
1.2364 |
0.04458 |
165 |
138 |
15 |
12 |
760 |
I believe it's Ted Cruz and his wife returning from wintering in Cancun. |
1.2364 |
0.04374 |
165 |
137 |
17 |
11 |
761 |
OH NO ! I forgot I invited them to “drop in anytime “. |
1.2361 |
0.04406 |
144 |
117 |
20 |
7 |
762 |
Honey, did you put out the glue traps? They’re back. |
1.2360 |
0.03991 |
161 |
129 |
26 |
6 |
763 |
Uh-Oh! Here comes another pair of students failing the final exam for that online parachute school! |
1.2360 |
0.03893 |
161 |
128 |
28 |
5 |
764 |
We should plant whatever they've been growing! |
1.2360 |
0.03655 |
178 |
141 |
32 |
5 |
765 |
What kind of mushrooms did you say these are? |
1.2359 |
0.03677 |
195 |
157 |
30 |
8 |
766 |
Uh…dang…I know you said only one brownie babe but… no, nevermind… |
1.2356 |
0.04130 |
174 |
143 |
21 |
10 |
767 |
Time share salespeople, the first sign of summer. |
1.2353 |
0.04112 |
170 |
139 |
22 |
9 |
768 |
Keeping up with the Joneses gets harder and harder. |
1.2353 |
0.03850 |
170 |
136 |
28 |
6 |
769 |
Sure, their fares are low, but they make up for it by nickel and diming you to death. |
1.2353 |
0.04425 |
153 |
126 |
18 |
9 |
770 |
I suppose they forgot to turn off airplane mode. |
1.2353 |
0.04112 |
170 |
139 |
22 |
9 |
771 |
Tell me more about those mushrooms we've just eaten |
1.2350 |
0.03671 |
183 |
146 |
31 |
6 |
772 |
That should be the last snowbirds returning from Florida. |
1.2350 |
0.03589 |
183 |
145 |
33 |
5 |
773 |
I guess Peter and Wendy are back from Florida. |
1.2350 |
0.03909 |
183 |
149 |
25 |
9 |
774 |
If the kids are back they must have run out of money. |
1.2349 |
0.03814 |
166 |
132 |
29 |
5 |
775 |
Damn it, Perkins, I just washed that car. |
1.2346 |
0.03967 |
179 |
146 |
24 |
9 |
776 |
I think the mushrooms are kicking in. |
1.2346 |
0.03967 |
179 |
146 |
24 |
9 |
777 |
Uh-oh… looks like Ted and Glenda forgot something… |
1.2346 |
0.03967 |
179 |
146 |
24 |
9 |
778 |
Looks like the snowbirds are heading home |
1.2346 |
0.04158 |
162 |
132 |
22 |
8 |
779 |
They had to use their miles or lose their credits. |
1.2346 |
0.03969 |
162 |
130 |
26 |
6 |
780 |
I don't like the way the Ruperts are flying over my car. |
1.2346 |
0.03969 |
162 |
130 |
26 |
6 |
781 |
They've always been above it all. |
1.2344 |
0.03635 |
192 |
154 |
31 |
7 |
782 |
I hope they don't nest in our attic again. |
1.2344 |
0.03992 |
192 |
159 |
21 |
12 |
783 |
Millennials, Margery! They are coming back to roost. |
1.2343 |
0.04028 |
175 |
143 |
23 |
9 |
784 |
Shouldn't the Muellers' chutes opened by now? |
1.2343 |
0.03775 |
175 |
140 |
29 |
6 |
785 |
Well, they always did say the Johnsons were a little flighty. |
1.2342 |
0.03931 |
158 |
126 |
27 |
5 |
786 |
Just when I thought we caught up with the Joneses. |
1.2339 |
0.04091 |
171 |
140 |
22 |
9 |
787 |
The empty nesters are back. |
1.2339 |
0.04336 |
171 |
143 |
16 |
12 |
788 |
Look. It's the first Robinsons of spring. |
1.2339 |
0.04174 |
171 |
141 |
20 |
10 |
789 |
In the end, we're all compost. |
1.2338 |
0.03994 |
154 |
123 |
26 |
5 |
790 |
Snowbirds are back. |
1.2337 |
0.03813 |
184 |
149 |
27 |
8 |
791 |
Probably the Chinese again. |
1.2337 |
0.04040 |
184 |
152 |
21 |
11 |
792 |
April showers bring May superpowers. |
1.2335 |
0.04156 |
167 |
137 |
21 |
9 |
793 |
Look, another attempt by AI to humanize spy drones |
1.2335 |
0.04242 |
167 |
138 |
19 |
10 |
794 |
Told you our new neighbours were high flyers. |
1.2335 |
0.03979 |
167 |
135 |
25 |
7 |
795 |
Is that Sally Field?? |
1.2333 |
0.03868 |
180 |
146 |
26 |
8 |
796 |
The Johnson's' always did strive for upward mobility. |
1.2333 |
0.04479 |
150 |
124 |
17 |
9 |
797 |
I feel nostalgic for the days when all we had to worry about were drones. |
1.2332 |
0.03692 |
193 |
156 |
29 |
8 |
798 |
I think they've made some advancements in hallucinagens... |
1.2331 |
0.04225 |
163 |
134 |
20 |
9 |
799 |
We need a better hobbie |
1.2330 |
0.04087 |
176 |
145 |
21 |
10 |
800 |
The Capistranos are returning early this year. |
1.2327 |
0.04204 |
159 |
130 |
21 |
8 |
801 |
Well, that explains the broken glass in the patio door. |
1.2327 |
0.04297 |
159 |
131 |
19 |
9 |
802 |
The FAA is gonna have a field day with this |
1.2327 |
0.04010 |
159 |
128 |
25 |
6 |
803 |
Sure sign of spring, the Jones are flying up from Florida. |
1.2326 |
0.03810 |
172 |
138 |
28 |
6 |
804 |
Am I high or are they? |
1.2326 |
0.04069 |
172 |
141 |
22 |
9 |
805 |
First it was the Jones's, now we have to keep up with the Wrights. |
1.2326 |
0.03985 |
172 |
140 |
24 |
8 |
806 |
They must be 'empty-nesters'... |
1.2324 |
0.03716 |
185 |
149 |
29 |
7 |
807 |
They are always snooping. |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
808 |
Behold the return of the snowbirds. |
1.2323 |
0.03864 |
155 |
123 |
28 |
4 |
809 |
Someone has overdone the genetic engineering. |
1.2323 |
0.04373 |
155 |
128 |
18 |
9 |
810 |
Looks like the Bracknells are back from Florida. |
1.2323 |
0.04177 |
155 |
126 |
22 |
7 |
811 |
I’d heard that the Smiths fly south for the winter… |
1.2321 |
0.04134 |
168 |
138 |
21 |
9 |
812 |
I feel like we moved to the wrong metaverse. |
1.2321 |
0.03867 |
168 |
135 |
27 |
6 |
813 |
They bought Apple when it was $8 a share. |
1.2321 |
0.04219 |
168 |
139 |
19 |
10 |
814 |
They're not pigs so it doesn't count. |
1.2318 |
0.04351 |
151 |
124 |
19 |
8 |
815 |
Honey, get my gun. |
1.2318 |
0.04144 |
151 |
122 |
23 |
6 |
816 |
A sure sign of spring. The Smiths are flying back from Florida. |
1.2317 |
0.04020 |
164 |
133 |
24 |
7 |
817 |
Why do some companies want to humanize drones? |
1.2316 |
0.04144 |
177 |
147 |
19 |
11 |
818 |
Here comes the fertilizer |
1.2313 |
0.04103 |
147 |
118 |
24 |
5 |
819 |
I always know it's officially spring when the Byrds fly north for the summer. |
1.2312 |
0.04364 |
160 |
133 |
17 |
10 |
820 |
Looks like Judy made a new batch of pot brownies. |
1.2312 |
0.04130 |
173 |
143 |
20 |
10 |
821 |
Shit,our airline stocks just tanked! |
1.2312 |
0.03790 |
173 |
139 |
28 |
6 |
822 |
Looks like the Snowbirds are home. |
1.2312 |
0.03698 |
186 |
150 |
29 |
7 |
823 |
Well we were told our neighbors did get high on occasion! |
1.2308 |
0.04196 |
169 |
140 |
19 |
10 |
824 |
Don't be so critical...they probably find gardening a strange hobby. |
1.2308 |
0.03658 |
169 |
134 |
31 |
4 |
825 |
I know what it looks like, but it's actually AI. |
1.2308 |
0.04112 |
169 |
139 |
21 |
9 |
826 |
Ah yes,the start of snowbird migration. |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
156 |
130 |
16 |
10 |
827 |
Looks like the Martens are back for the summer. |
1.2308 |
0.03829 |
182 |
148 |
26 |
8 |
828 |
I’d rather be invisible…. |
1.2308 |
0.04025 |
169 |
138 |
23 |
8 |
829 |
I see that the Canadians are flying north for the summer. |
1.2303 |
0.03885 |
178 |
145 |
25 |
8 |
830 |
They're living my dream. |
1.2303 |
0.04179 |
165 |
136 |
20 |
9 |
831 |
I guess I was confused when they said they were going to get high. |
1.2303 |
0.04089 |
165 |
135 |
22 |
8 |
832 |
I’m never flying Spirit again. |
1.2303 |
0.04266 |
165 |
137 |
18 |
10 |
833 |
Let’s hope they don’t poop on our car. |
1.2303 |
0.03998 |
165 |
134 |
24 |
7 |
834 |
The cars are inside, right? |
1.2303 |
0.03808 |
165 |
132 |
28 |
5 |
835 |
They did guarantee same day delivery… |
1.2303 |
0.04089 |
165 |
135 |
22 |
8 |
836 |
I'm serious. Get an umbrella. |
1.2303 |
0.03788 |
152 |
120 |
29 |
3 |
837 |
Sure but their hydrangeas this year are ghastly. |
1.2303 |
0.04223 |
152 |
124 |
21 |
7 |
838 |
See. I told you they weren’t lying on those Red Bull commercials |
1.2303 |
0.04223 |
152 |
124 |
21 |
7 |
839 |
Here come our new neighbors,The Drones. |
1.2302 |
0.04370 |
139 |
113 |
20 |
6 |
840 |
I don't care. I still don't like technology. |
1.2299 |
0.03601 |
187 |
150 |
31 |
6 |
841 |
The chatbot told them they could fly. They are in for a rude awakening. |
1.2298 |
0.03764 |
161 |
128 |
29 |
4 |
842 |
Huh, Pam's got no chute.. |
1.2298 |
0.04062 |
161 |
131 |
23 |
7 |
843 |
Looks like the snow birds are heading north a bit late this spring. |
1.2294 |
0.03826 |
170 |
137 |
27 |
6 |
844 |
I'm ok with it as long as they stay over there. They made a HUGE mess on my car last year. |
1.2294 |
0.03826 |
170 |
137 |
27 |
6 |
845 |
This new Neighborhood Watch is overbearing. |
1.2294 |
0.03734 |
170 |
136 |
29 |
5 |
846 |
Since they started that, they've been insufferable. |
1.2293 |
0.04128 |
157 |
128 |
22 |
7 |
847 |
Alice, get my gun. |
1.2293 |
0.04028 |
157 |
127 |
24 |
6 |
848 |
We can safely plant the tomatoes. The Smiths are back from Florida. |
1.2291 |
0.03866 |
179 |
146 |
25 |
8 |
849 |
It’s hard to welcome the snowbirds back when spring arrives. |
1.2291 |
0.03866 |
179 |
146 |
25 |
8 |
850 |
So, those mushrooms that were here... |
1.2289 |
0.04067 |
166 |
136 |
22 |
8 |
851 |
Look, honey, the snowbirds are headinig back to Canada! |
1.2287 |
0.03663 |
188 |
152 |
29 |
7 |
852 |
Pull the cord! Pull the cord! |
1.2286 |
0.04222 |
140 |
113 |
22 |
5 |
853 |
Forget about pigs... |
1.2286 |
0.04342 |
140 |
114 |
20 |
6 |
854 |
I tell you, global warming is playing havoc with migration patterns... |
1.2284 |
0.04039 |
162 |
132 |
23 |
7 |
855 |
The Space X trip to the moon did not work out |
1.2282 |
0.04164 |
149 |
121 |
22 |
6 |
856 |
Did you know they mate for life? |
1.2282 |
0.04579 |
149 |
125 |
14 |
10 |
857 |
They better not start eating my grass seed. |
1.2281 |
0.04068 |
171 |
141 |
21 |
9 |
858 |
The Birdmans just crapped on our car. |
1.2281 |
0.04068 |
171 |
141 |
21 |
9 |
859 |
Spring has arrived. The Swansons are back. |
1.2280 |
0.03672 |
193 |
157 |
28 |
8 |
860 |
I told you that was too big to be bird shit. |
1.2278 |
0.04202 |
158 |
130 |
20 |
8 |
861 |
Oh, so that's what they meant by weeding. |
1.2278 |
0.03799 |
158 |
126 |
28 |
4 |
862 |
I just figured they meant weed, when they asked us to get high. |
1.2278 |
0.03903 |
158 |
127 |
26 |
5 |
863 |
First it was neighbors with drones...now it's drone neighbors. |
1.2278 |
0.04156 |
180 |
151 |
17 |
12 |
864 |
I'm just sick of cleaning their poop off the cars. |
1.2278 |
0.03926 |
180 |
148 |
23 |
9 |
865 |
Icarus is really taking after his father |
1.2278 |
0.03765 |
180 |
146 |
27 |
7 |
866 |
I remember when it was Summer, we would just fly kites. |
1.2276 |
0.04123 |
145 |
117 |
23 |
5 |
867 |
And the Snowbirds return. |
1.2276 |
0.04237 |
145 |
118 |
21 |
6 |
868 |
Did you remember to open the window for the Janiseks? |
1.2275 |
0.03567 |
189 |
152 |
31 |
6 |
869 |
It’s those damned Flying Wallendas again! |
1.2273 |
0.04274 |
154 |
127 |
19 |
8 |
870 |
Trying so hard to win the “Best Couple” Award |
1.2273 |
0.04071 |
154 |
125 |
23 |
6 |
871 |
I told them to call before dropping in." |
1.2273 |
0.04372 |
154 |
128 |
17 |
9 |
872 |
Artificial Intelligence is getting good. They look just like people. |
1.2273 |
0.04274 |
154 |
127 |
19 |
8 |
873 |
What kind of idiots fly south this time of year? |
1.2273 |
0.04372 |
154 |
128 |
17 |
9 |
874 |
They always think they're better than us. |
1.2270 |
0.03773 |
185 |
151 |
26 |
8 |
875 |
I forgot we had invited them over. |
1.2270 |
0.04110 |
163 |
134 |
21 |
8 |
876 |
Shouldn't they have deployed their chutes by now? |
1.2270 |
0.04201 |
163 |
135 |
19 |
9 |
877 |
What the fuck did they just call us? |
1.2270 |
0.04201 |
163 |
135 |
19 |
9 |
878 |
They might want to think about opening their chutes. |
1.2267 |
0.04139 |
150 |
122 |
22 |
6 |
879 |
Didn't we just have the windows washed? |
1.2267 |
0.04030 |
150 |
121 |
24 |
5 |
880 |
I knew it wouldn't end with those damn drones. |
1.2267 |
0.04246 |
150 |
123 |
20 |
7 |
881 |
Looks like it's time to Steve-and-Jenny-proof the garden again. |
1.2267 |
0.04139 |
150 |
122 |
22 |
6 |
882 |
There go the Byrds again. |
1.2266 |
0.04327 |
128 |
103 |
21 |
4 |
883 |
Happy hour already? The swallows are in early from the Capistrano Bar & Grill." |
1.2264 |
0.04081 |
159 |
130 |
22 |
7 |
884 |
Sure, but whose hobby will help us survive the zombie apocalypse? |
1.2264 |
0.03983 |
159 |
129 |
24 |
6 |
885 |
I never bought their Clark and Lois story. |
1.2264 |
0.04272 |
159 |
132 |
18 |
9 |
886 |
We’re not keeping up. |
1.2264 |
0.03882 |
159 |
128 |
26 |
5 |
887 |
You didn't mention your relatives were flying in. |
1.2264 |
0.04081 |
159 |
130 |
22 |
7 |
888 |
They say it cuts their commute time in half. |
1.2263 |
0.04395 |
137 |
112 |
19 |
6 |
889 |
I’m starting to think remote work really is a problem. |
1.2262 |
0.03933 |
168 |
137 |
24 |
7 |
890 |
Well, growing rutabaga is OUR super power |
1.2260 |
0.04322 |
146 |
120 |
19 |
7 |
891 |
They’re going to go after the lettuce, I can just tell. |
1.2260 |
0.03883 |
177 |
145 |
24 |
8 |
892 |
That’s odd. They’re flying south. |
1.2258 |
0.04047 |
155 |
126 |
23 |
6 |
893 |
How is the one guy flying without a jet-pack? |
1.2258 |
0.04347 |
155 |
129 |
17 |
9 |
894 |
We should put up the scarebro! |
1.2258 |
0.04249 |
155 |
128 |
19 |
8 |
895 |
I really thought living in a gated community would make a difference. |
1.2256 |
0.04087 |
164 |
135 |
21 |
8 |
896 |
Keeping up with the Joneses just took on a whole new dimension. |
1.2256 |
0.04351 |
133 |
108 |
20 |
5 |
897 |
Two more neighbors flew the coop. |
1.2256 |
0.04605 |
133 |
110 |
16 |
7 |
898 |
Oh, I forgot to tell you the Murphys are flying in for dinner tonight. |
1.2254 |
0.04025 |
173 |
143 |
21 |
9 |
899 |
Didn’t we just have an HOA inspection? |
1.2254 |
0.04047 |
142 |
114 |
24 |
4 |
900 |
I thought you said the dose was for "mindful gardening." |
1.2252 |
0.04114 |
151 |
123 |
22 |
6 |
901 |
At least they provide free fertilizer. |
1.2252 |
0.04220 |
151 |
124 |
20 |
7 |
902 |
I don't think the neighbors are planting perennials. |
1.2252 |
0.04006 |
151 |
122 |
24 |
5 |
903 |
It's the Drones again. |
1.2252 |
0.04114 |
151 |
123 |
22 |
6 |
904 |
Thank you, Angela, for being risk adverse. It makes me love you all the more. |
1.2250 |
0.04248 |
160 |
133 |
18 |
9 |
905 |
They’ve taken helicopter parenting too far. |
1.2249 |
0.04088 |
169 |
140 |
20 |
9 |
906 |
It's springtime for sure. The snowbirds are back. |
1.2249 |
0.04174 |
169 |
141 |
18 |
10 |
907 |
They sure get high on whatever they are growing. |
1.2249 |
0.03728 |
169 |
136 |
28 |
5 |
908 |
I don’t know how, but I’m pretty sure AI has something to do with this. |
1.2249 |
0.04174 |
169 |
141 |
18 |
10 |
909 |
Looks like the Cruzes are migrating south for the winter. |
1.2247 |
0.03863 |
178 |
146 |
24 |
8 |
910 |
That’s not south! |
1.2246 |
0.04366 |
138 |
113 |
19 |
6 |
911 |
Airheads. |
1.2244 |
0.04024 |
156 |
127 |
23 |
6 |
912 |
I suddenly don't feel like such a risk taker going with the non organic pesticide. |
1.2244 |
0.04024 |
156 |
127 |
23 |
6 |
913 |
There go the coastal elites, flying over again. |
1.2244 |
0.04125 |
156 |
128 |
21 |
7 |
914 |
Honey, the way to look at it is, some couples are just more grounded than others." |
1.2242 |
0.04064 |
165 |
136 |
21 |
8 |
915 |
Looks like they aren’t going to put down roots here after all. |
1.2242 |
0.04064 |
165 |
136 |
21 |
8 |
916 |
When they asked if I wanted to get high I assumed we'd smoke a joint. |
1.2242 |
0.03878 |
165 |
134 |
25 |
6 |
917 |
Look, honey, the Johnsons are returning home for spring. |
1.2242 |
0.03782 |
165 |
133 |
27 |
5 |
918 |
It's your turn to clean their droppings off the driveway. |
1.2242 |
0.04242 |
165 |
138 |
17 |
10 |
919 |
They show up earlier each year. |
1.2242 |
0.03581 |
165 |
131 |
31 |
3 |
920 |
Is that the new "parachute-free skydiving" TikTok challenge? |
1.2241 |
0.03747 |
174 |
141 |
27 |
6 |
921 |
Look Charles and Camilla!! |
1.2238 |
0.04142 |
143 |
116 |
22 |
5 |
922 |
As usual, the Smiths are flaunting their low carbon footprint! |
1.2237 |
0.03982 |
152 |
123 |
24 |
5 |
923 |
Looks like Jack and Megan have moved on from their scooters. |
1.2237 |
0.03871 |
152 |
122 |
26 |
4 |
924 |
We never have time to fly any more |
1.2237 |
0.04398 |
152 |
127 |
16 |
9 |
925 |
I'm not a fan of these no-frills airlines. |
1.2236 |
0.03736 |
161 |
129 |
28 |
4 |
926 |
Looks like Icarus Delivery Systems is at it again. |
1.2236 |
0.03938 |
161 |
131 |
24 |
6 |
927 |
Put up the netting, the Johnsons are back. |
1.2236 |
0.03938 |
161 |
131 |
24 |
6 |
928 |
The Zimmermans are dropping in again. |
1.2235 |
0.03613 |
170 |
136 |
30 |
4 |
929 |
What fresh hell is this? |
1.2235 |
0.03676 |
179 |
145 |
28 |
6 |
930 |
Never saw that before pot became legal. |
1.2230 |
0.04794 |
139 |
118 |
11 |
10 |
931 |
Dave said she's a good sport. |
1.2230 |
0.03688 |
139 |
109 |
29 |
1 |
932 |
Dang. Not a pig. |
1.2229 |
0.04001 |
157 |
128 |
23 |
6 |
933 |
Looks like the Griswolds are back from Florida. |
1.2229 |
0.03791 |
157 |
126 |
27 |
4 |
934 |
It’s not too early to plant. The Canadians are heading home. |
1.2229 |
0.04200 |
157 |
130 |
19 |
8 |
935 |
Why can’t our couple activities be like that? |
1.2229 |
0.04101 |
157 |
129 |
21 |
7 |
936 |
Looks like spring has officially arrived. The Robinsons are back from Florida. |
1.2229 |
0.04296 |
157 |
131 |
17 |
9 |
937 |
Should we be planting something else? |
1.2229 |
0.03761 |
166 |
134 |
27 |
5 |
938 |
Huh — there used to be three. |
1.2228 |
0.03848 |
184 |
152 |
23 |
9 |
939 |
It must be spring—the snowbirds are migrating. |
1.2222 |
0.03618 |
153 |
121 |
30 |
2 |
940 |
Honey we need to get some Red Bull. |
1.2222 |
0.03959 |
153 |
124 |
24 |
5 |
941 |
the home owner's association has scouts now! |
1.2222 |
0.04060 |
180 |
151 |
18 |
11 |
942 |
See, birds aren’t real. |
1.2222 |
0.04233 |
144 |
118 |
20 |
6 |
943 |
These spy balloons are getting so much more lifelike. |
1.2222 |
0.03871 |
171 |
140 |
24 |
7 |
944 |
They better not try to build their nest in our pergola again this year! |
1.2222 |
0.03871 |
171 |
140 |
24 |
7 |
945 |
Oh look! It's Elon Musk! |
1.2222 |
0.04066 |
153 |
125 |
22 |
6 |
946 |
I guess you were right, Marge. The Hendersons are magical realists. |
1.2216 |
0.03741 |
167 |
135 |
27 |
5 |
947 |
I wanted to be first in the neighborhood, but you said, "No, no, what would the Andersons think?" Well, that's the Andersons. |
1.2215 |
0.03978 |
158 |
129 |
23 |
6 |
948 |
Keeping up with the Joneses is getting more and more literal I see. |
1.2215 |
0.04078 |
158 |
130 |
21 |
7 |
949 |
They didn't do that before marajuana was legalized. |
1.2215 |
0.04134 |
149 |
122 |
21 |
6 |
950 |
I think we're safe... they have pants on. |
1.2215 |
0.04243 |
149 |
123 |
19 |
7 |
951 |
The flock seems to be thinning. |
1.2215 |
0.04134 |
149 |
122 |
21 |
6 |
952 |
Is the car in the garage? |
1.2214 |
0.04427 |
140 |
116 |
17 |
7 |
953 |
Looks like the snow birds are back for the summer. |
1.2214 |
0.04635 |
131 |
109 |
15 |
7 |
954 |
Who told the kids we've been grounded? |
1.2209 |
0.03761 |
172 |
140 |
26 |
6 |
955 |
Marge, do you ever regret being so down-to-earth? |
1.2209 |
0.03591 |
163 |
130 |
30 |
3 |
956 |
Wow, the snowbirds have returned early this year! |
1.2209 |
0.04084 |
163 |
135 |
20 |
8 |
957 |
Tell me again about the thrills of gardening." |
1.2209 |
0.04084 |
163 |
135 |
20 |
8 |
958 |
Snowbirds migrating back from Florida |
1.2209 |
0.03990 |
163 |
134 |
22 |
7 |
959 |
The New Yorker hasn't been the same since their head office was moved to Stamford" |
1.2208 |
0.04146 |
154 |
127 |
20 |
7 |
960 |
Well, if their chutes don't open we can use them as compost. |
1.2208 |
0.03936 |
154 |
125 |
24 |
5 |
961 |
Who just drops in on someone, on the weekend? |
1.2208 |
0.03826 |
154 |
124 |
26 |
4 |
962 |
They weren't kidding about their arms being tired! |
1.2208 |
0.03936 |
154 |
125 |
24 |
5 |
963 |
Sure must be nice to afford flying south for the winter. |
1.2208 |
0.04146 |
154 |
127 |
20 |
7 |
964 |
I do wish they'd call before dropping in like this. |
1.2207 |
0.04206 |
145 |
119 |
20 |
6 |
965 |
Look what a steady diet of bird seed can do! |
1.2207 |
0.04091 |
145 |
118 |
22 |
5 |
966 |
We’ve got to get out more. |
1.2207 |
0.04428 |
145 |
121 |
16 |
8 |
967 |
It is getting harder and harder to keep up with the Joneses |
1.2206 |
0.04134 |
136 |
110 |
22 |
4 |
968 |
I said to drop in anytime, but can't they see we're busy? |
1.2203 |
0.03602 |
177 |
143 |
29 |
5 |
969 |
They didn't say they were flying in this early. |
1.2203 |
0.03860 |
177 |
146 |
23 |
8 |
970 |
Ten bucks says they'll forget how to walk in two years. |
1.2202 |
0.03816 |
168 |
137 |
25 |
6 |
971 |
I told you the scarecrow wasn't going to work on these guys. |
1.2202 |
0.04086 |
168 |
140 |
19 |
9 |
972 |
Do you think their arms are actually tired? |
1.2201 |
0.04054 |
159 |
131 |
21 |
7 |
973 |
I just hate it when neighbors drop in unexpectedly like that. |
1.2201 |
0.04246 |
159 |
133 |
17 |
9 |
974 |
Before the Hendersons arrived, I always thought of snowbirds as a metaphor. |
1.2201 |
0.04246 |
159 |
133 |
17 |
9 |
975 |
This neighborhood is evolving way too quickly. |
1.2201 |
0.04151 |
159 |
132 |
19 |
8 |
976 |
I was afraid bird flu might spread to humans. |
1.2201 |
0.04054 |
159 |
131 |
21 |
7 |
977 |
Good thing we didn’t reshingle the garage. |
1.2201 |
0.04246 |
159 |
133 |
17 |
9 |
978 |
For their sake, I hope I'm dreaming. |
1.2200 |
0.03999 |
150 |
122 |
23 |
5 |
979 |
Regular as clock work; it's our neighbors flying north this time of year. |
1.2200 |
0.04109 |
150 |
123 |
21 |
6 |
980 |
We didn't leave room to plant faces. |
1.2200 |
0.03885 |
150 |
121 |
25 |
4 |
981 |
It’s a shame we killed off all the bees, but at least John and Gary are doing a good job of pollination” |
1.2200 |
0.03885 |
150 |
121 |
25 |
4 |
982 |
Keeping up with the Joneses isn't going to be easy. |
1.2195 |
0.03775 |
164 |
133 |
26 |
5 |
983 |
Let's give pot a try. |
1.2194 |
0.04222 |
155 |
129 |
18 |
8 |
984 |
Maybe we planted the wrong seeds. |
1.2194 |
0.03804 |
155 |
125 |
26 |
4 |
985 |
They are regulars at the new cannabis store. |
1.2194 |
0.04222 |
155 |
129 |
18 |
8 |
986 |
We need a scarecrow STAT. |
1.2194 |
0.04121 |
155 |
128 |
20 |
7 |
987 |
The Hansons spend a lot less time in the garden since the microdosing. |
1.2194 |
0.04121 |
155 |
128 |
20 |
7 |
988 |
They swore off Southwest after last year. |
1.2192 |
0.04065 |
146 |
119 |
22 |
5 |
989 |
When the Adlers said they were ornithologists I thought it was just a hobby. |
1.2192 |
0.03947 |
146 |
118 |
24 |
4 |
990 |
Why don't we have a hobby like that? |
1.2189 |
0.03887 |
169 |
139 |
23 |
7 |
991 |
We need a new scarecrow. |
1.2188 |
0.04128 |
160 |
133 |
19 |
8 |
992 |
Look! It's the first Batman and Robin of spring! |
1.2188 |
0.04141 |
128 |
103 |
22 |
3 |
993 |
Airlines are really going all in on these no-frills tickets |
1.2188 |
0.04031 |
160 |
132 |
21 |
7 |
994 |
I thought their flight was cancelled. |
1.2188 |
0.03620 |
160 |
128 |
29 |
3 |
995 |
I guess it really does give you wings... |
1.2188 |
0.03933 |
160 |
131 |
23 |
6 |
996 |
Is there water in the pool? |
1.2185 |
0.04085 |
151 |
124 |
21 |
6 |
997 |
I can't stand it that they're also above the law of gravity. |
1.2185 |
0.04295 |
151 |
126 |
17 |
8 |
998 |
Oh my God! What happened to all the rest of them? |
1.2185 |
0.04496 |
151 |
128 |
13 |
10 |
999 |
I see the Johnsons are back. |
1.2185 |
0.03975 |
151 |
123 |
23 |
5 |
1000 |
There they go,flying south for the recession again. |
1.2185 |
0.04295 |
151 |
126 |
17 |
8 |
1001 |
Sure, but did they win Runner-Up Best Petunia three years and counting? |
1.2185 |
0.03975 |
151 |
123 |
23 |
5 |
1002 |
Snowbirds returning. A sure sign of spring." |
1.2184 |
0.03632 |
174 |
141 |
28 |
5 |
1003 |
They always drop in unannounced! |
1.2183 |
0.04254 |
142 |
117 |
19 |
6 |
1004 |
It's that time of year - the Stewarts are flying north for the summer. |
1.2182 |
0.03946 |
165 |
136 |
22 |
7 |
1005 |
O no, It's the Crowes! |
1.2182 |
0.03852 |
165 |
135 |
24 |
6 |
1006 |
Tax season must be over. |
1.2182 |
0.03946 |
165 |
136 |
22 |
7 |
1007 |
My goodness - those drones are getting more life like every day! |
1.2180 |
0.04180 |
133 |
108 |
21 |
4 |
1008 |
Of course. Just when no one has to commute to work anymore. |
1.2179 |
0.03439 |
156 |
123 |
32 |
1 |
1009 |
Better put up the scarehuman |
1.2179 |
0.04197 |
156 |
130 |
18 |
8 |
1010 |
It's springtime. They must be flying back to Capistrano! |
1.2179 |
0.03671 |
156 |
125 |
28 |
3 |
1011 |
Let's not plant the cannabis next spring. |
1.2179 |
0.03890 |
156 |
127 |
24 |
5 |
1012 |
Guess it’s time to bring out the scarebro. |
1.2179 |
0.03890 |
156 |
127 |
24 |
5 |
1013 |
To be fair there’s nothing in the HOA about it. |
1.2177 |
0.04154 |
147 |
121 |
20 |
6 |
1014 |
They're taking Bird Watching too seriously if you ask me |
1.2176 |
0.03955 |
170 |
141 |
21 |
8 |
1015 |
Nerd migration season. |
1.2174 |
0.04104 |
161 |
134 |
19 |
8 |
1016 |
Let’s hope they don’t like kale. |
1.2174 |
0.04080 |
138 |
112 |
22 |
4 |
1017 |
Looks like the snowbirds are back from Florida for the summer. |
1.2174 |
0.03910 |
161 |
132 |
23 |
6 |
1018 |
On second thought, maybe we should be planting cannabis. |
1.2174 |
0.04570 |
138 |
116 |
14 |
8 |
1019 |
All they do is brag about their raised beds. |
1.2174 |
0.04080 |
138 |
112 |
22 |
4 |
1020 |
I never thought of us as fly-over country. |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
1021 |
There goes the neighbourhood… I’ve asked them not to drink and fly! |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1022 |
You know, you can sky dive with no parachute once, just not twice. |
1.2171 |
0.04269 |
152 |
127 |
17 |
8 |
1023 |
The worst part is their droppings. |
1.2171 |
0.04269 |
152 |
127 |
17 |
8 |
1024 |
Looks like the Wilsons are back from their trip to Amsterdam. |
1.2171 |
0.03724 |
152 |
122 |
27 |
3 |
1025 |
Guess that new dispensary’s open. |
1.2171 |
0.03951 |
152 |
124 |
23 |
5 |
1026 |
I guess the snowbirds are back from Florida. |
1.2168 |
0.03597 |
143 |
118 |
21 |
4 |
1027 |
Is that your mother? |
1.2168 |
0.04670 |
143 |
122 |
11 |
10 |
1028 |
Sure. They can fly. But can they grow heirloom tomatoes? |
1.2168 |
0.04227 |
143 |
118 |
19 |
6 |
1029 |
What do you think? DC or Marvel? |
1.2167 |
0.03961 |
180 |
151 |
19 |
10 |
1030 |
I don't think that I should have eaten those mushrooms in the yard ! |
1.2166 |
0.04172 |
157 |
131 |
18 |
8 |
1031 |
That’s one way to get grounded. |
1.2166 |
0.03761 |
157 |
127 |
26 |
4 |
1032 |
You were right, I shouldn’t have licked that toad. |
1.2166 |
0.04073 |
157 |
130 |
20 |
7 |
1033 |
I bet the grass is greener up there. |
1.2164 |
0.04015 |
134 |
108 |
23 |
3 |
1034 |
It's possible we're too grounded. |
1.2164 |
0.04021 |
171 |
143 |
19 |
9 |
1035 |
Well, the Snowbirds are back from Florida. |
1.2162 |
0.04128 |
148 |
122 |
20 |
6 |
1036 |
First they get rid of the oak tree, now the laws of gravity. |
1.2160 |
0.03889 |
162 |
133 |
23 |
6 |
1037 |
Looks like they took Airbnb literally |
1.2160 |
0.03789 |
162 |
132 |
25 |
5 |
1038 |
The Griswold's are always doing fun things together. |
1.2160 |
0.03789 |
162 |
132 |
25 |
5 |
1039 |
That settles it Ethel, let’s forget flowers and grow mushrooms like the Jones. |
1.2160 |
0.04354 |
162 |
138 |
13 |
11 |
1040 |
We're going to need a bigger fence. |
1.2159 |
0.03856 |
176 |
146 |
22 |
8 |
1041 |
Back in our day we had to walk to school. |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1042 |
We need to start growing marijuana too. |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1043 |
Our postmen surely got an upgrade. |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
1044 |
We’re going to need
some really big scarecrows. |
1.2157 |
0.04036 |
153 |
126 |
21 |
6 |
1045 |
Dammit. First the crows, now the Crowleys! |
1.2157 |
0.04141 |
153 |
127 |
19 |
7 |
1046 |
You can really tell spring is coming when the snowbirds return. |
1.2157 |
0.04036 |
153 |
126 |
21 |
6 |
1047 |
It’s weed. You don’t like weed. |
1.2156 |
0.03903 |
167 |
138 |
22 |
7 |
1048 |
Oh no! They're back from Boca! |
1.2156 |
0.04171 |
167 |
141 |
16 |
10 |
1049 |
The Joneses are making it a little bit harder theses days... |
1.2155 |
0.04094 |
181 |
154 |
15 |
12 |
1050 |
I've heard about these gravity deniers! |
1.2154 |
0.04882 |
130 |
111 |
10 |
9 |
1051 |
Strange Spring we’re having. |
1.2154 |
0.04084 |
130 |
105 |
22 |
3 |
1052 |
I thought you said the kids were grounded this weekend. |
1.2153 |
0.04534 |
144 |
122 |
13 |
9 |
1053 |
Now My Flying Dreams Make Sense |
1.2153 |
0.04083 |
144 |
118 |
21 |
5 |
1054 |
Looks like the Capistranos are returning. |
1.2153 |
0.04425 |
144 |
121 |
15 |
8 |
1055 |
Maybe we shouldn’t plant anymore poppies! |
1.2153 |
0.04200 |
144 |
119 |
19 |
6 |
1056 |
Here come the snowbirds |
1.2152 |
0.03846 |
158 |
129 |
24 |
5 |
1057 |
I think they are going to plant themselves next door. |
1.2152 |
0.03517 |
158 |
126 |
30 |
2 |
1058 |
Those two will do anything for attention. |
1.2151 |
0.03549 |
172 |
139 |
29 |
4 |
1059 |
This year we cover the car. |
1.2148 |
0.03988 |
135 |
109 |
23 |
3 |
1060 |
Looks like they’re back for the summer. |
1.2148 |
0.04422 |
149 |
126 |
14 |
9 |
1061 |
I didn’t know the Smiths were snow birds. |
1.2147 |
0.03867 |
163 |
134 |
23 |
6 |
1062 |
Blayne, don't skydivers normally have parachutes? |
1.2147 |
0.03867 |
163 |
134 |
23 |
6 |
1063 |
We should find out what they planted in their garden, Dear. |
1.2147 |
0.03964 |
163 |
135 |
21 |
7 |
1064 |
What'd you say we're planting? |
1.2143 |
0.03795 |
154 |
125 |
25 |
4 |
1065 |
I wish our neighbors were more down to earth |
1.2143 |
0.04012 |
154 |
127 |
21 |
6 |
1066 |
Those damn snowbirds are back. |
1.2143 |
0.04218 |
154 |
129 |
17 |
8 |
1067 |
It must be spring - the snowbirds are returning. |
1.2143 |
0.04157 |
126 |
102 |
21 |
3 |
1068 |
You would think they could find something better to do. |
1.2143 |
0.04394 |
140 |
117 |
16 |
7 |
1069 |
Looks like the neighbors are working in the cloud today. |
1.2143 |
0.04394 |
140 |
117 |
16 |
7 |
1070 |
Spring's early this year. |
1.2143 |
0.03789 |
168 |
138 |
24 |
6 |
1071 |
So, Honeybun, ya still convinced that hard work and home-grown food will keep us going? I'll have what they're having. |
1.2143 |
0.03795 |
154 |
125 |
25 |
4 |
1072 |
It’s going to be an early fall. |
1.2143 |
0.03795 |
154 |
125 |
25 |
4 |
1073 |
What in the name of Tippi Hedren is going on? |
1.2143 |
0.04318 |
154 |
130 |
15 |
9 |
1074 |
I plant my Spring flowers when I see the snowbirds flying North. |
1.2138 |
0.03824 |
159 |
130 |
24 |
5 |
1075 |
Maybe if we got a Tucker Carlson scarecrow... |
1.2138 |
0.04313 |
159 |
135 |
14 |
10 |
1076 |
Look, new organ donors! Timmy is saved! |
1.2138 |
0.04220 |
159 |
134 |
16 |
9 |
1077 |
They're earlier every year. |
1.2138 |
0.04027 |
159 |
132 |
20 |
7 |
1078 |
Sara, you think they'll crap all over those Confederate statues again? |
1.2138 |
0.03926 |
159 |
131 |
22 |
6 |
1079 |
They're smiling. It must not be the end of the world. |
1.2138 |
0.04174 |
145 |
120 |
19 |
6 |
1080 |
Glad I wore a hat with a brim. |
1.2137 |
0.03755 |
131 |
104 |
26 |
1 |
1081 |
You didn’t tell me your sister was flying in today |
1.2137 |
0.03908 |
131 |
105 |
24 |
2 |
1082 |
It about 8 . . . just more drones going in to work. |
1.2134 |
0.03942 |
164 |
136 |
21 |
7 |
1083 |
The commute is not so bad as the crow flies. |
1.2134 |
0.03747 |
164 |
134 |
25 |
5 |
1084 |
They make it look so easy. |
1.2133 |
0.03967 |
150 |
123 |
22 |
5 |
1085 |
Well, technically it's legal now. |
1.2133 |
0.03853 |
150 |
122 |
24 |
4 |
1086 |
I think they should be classified as an invasive species! |
1.2132 |
0.04598 |
136 |
115 |
13 |
8 |
1087 |
Remember when it was just plain old yoga? |
1.2132 |
0.04598 |
136 |
115 |
13 |
8 |
1088 |
Caltech is just up the street. |
1.2131 |
0.04234 |
122 |
99 |
20 |
3 |
1089 |
It seems the snowbirds are back for the season. |
1.2130 |
0.03375 |
169 |
135 |
32 |
2 |
1090 |
Thank goodness it's Flyday. |
1.2129 |
0.03882 |
155 |
127 |
23 |
5 |
1091 |
They make retirement look like so much more fun. |
1.2129 |
0.04389 |
155 |
132 |
13 |
10 |
1092 |
Great: we learn to fly, they have to learn to fly. |
1.2129 |
0.04092 |
155 |
129 |
19 |
7 |
1093 |
Snowbirds showing off again! |
1.2129 |
0.03773 |
155 |
126 |
25 |
4 |
1094 |
I want what they're having. |
1.2129 |
0.04193 |
155 |
130 |
17 |
8 |
1095 |
Well... they did vote for Trump. |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
1096 |
we're going to need a different scarecroe this year... |
1.2125 |
0.03904 |
160 |
132 |
22 |
6 |
1097 |
Just like the Dugans to drop in unannounced. |
1.2125 |
0.04003 |
160 |
133 |
20 |
7 |
1098 |
I think those no-frills airlines have gone just about as far as they can go. |
1.2125 |
0.03802 |
160 |
131 |
24 |
5 |
1099 |
Shouldn't they be flying north? |
1.2123 |
0.03913 |
146 |
119 |
23 |
4 |
1100 |
These daily flyovers are becoming a real nuisance. |
1.2123 |
0.03791 |
146 |
118 |
25 |
3 |
1101 |
it's the Jamesons, returning north |
1.2123 |
0.03628 |
179 |
147 |
26 |
6 |
1102 |
Who's the babe with Ernie? |
1.2121 |
0.03920 |
165 |
137 |
21 |
7 |
1103 |
They know they have to pull the chord,right? |
1.2121 |
0.04438 |
132 |
110 |
16 |
6 |
1104 |
I told you that was marijuana in our neighbours' yard. |
1.2121 |
0.03626 |
165 |
134 |
27 |
4 |
1105 |
Please let it be Trump and Biden |
1.2119 |
0.04368 |
151 |
128 |
14 |
9 |
1106 |
The snowbirds are coming back late this year. |
1.2119 |
0.03943 |
151 |
124 |
22 |
5 |
1107 |
Weed? Grass? I knew their garden plants weren’t from White Flower Farm. |
1.2119 |
0.03830 |
151 |
123 |
24 |
4 |
1108 |
Do we have to listen about their commute again? |
1.2117 |
0.04448 |
137 |
115 |
15 |
7 |
1109 |
I’d be happy to make up the guest room if you could get your sister to call first. |
1.2115 |
0.03639 |
156 |
126 |
27 |
3 |
1110 |
Looks like we'll have to put up netting again this year |
1.2115 |
0.03751 |
156 |
127 |
25 |
4 |
1111 |
That border wall was a complete waste of money. |
1.2115 |
0.03860 |
156 |
128 |
23 |
5 |
1112 |
They do enjoy a flyby. |
1.2115 |
0.03523 |
156 |
125 |
29 |
2 |
1113 |
I want their coffee |
1.2109 |
0.04526 |
128 |
107 |
15 |
6 |
1114 |
It’s not the endless boasting about their Boca Condo that bothers me, it’s the fact that their arms don’t even look tired. |
1.2109 |
0.04098 |
128 |
104 |
21 |
3 |
1115 |
Early this year. |
1.2109 |
0.03767 |
147 |
119 |
25 |
3 |
1116 |
I'm worried about their droppings. |
1.2109 |
0.04122 |
147 |
122 |
19 |
6 |
1117 |
Huh. Those guys always struck me as nonmigratory. |
1.2105 |
0.04029 |
152 |
126 |
20 |
6 |
1118 |
Should we be worried that the snowbirds keep returning earlier? |
1.2105 |
0.03571 |
152 |
122 |
28 |
2 |
1119 |
Hey, isn'y it a little ear;y for them to be heading south? |
1.2105 |
0.03920 |
152 |
125 |
22 |
5 |
1120 |
The Snowbirds are flying North early this year. |
1.2105 |
0.04408 |
133 |
111 |
16 |
6 |
1121 |
They always fly south before the next election. |
1.2105 |
0.04240 |
152 |
128 |
16 |
8 |
1122 |
Snowbirds. They do the flyover every winter. |
1.2105 |
0.04029 |
152 |
126 |
20 |
6 |
1123 |
Maybe virtual skydiving lessons shouldn't be a thing? |
1.2102 |
0.04078 |
176 |
150 |
15 |
11 |
1124 |
Watch out, their droppings are enormous. |
1.2102 |
0.03832 |
176 |
147 |
21 |
8 |
1125 |
Drone designs are getting even creepier. |
1.2102 |
0.03729 |
157 |
128 |
25 |
4 |
1126 |
Let's not put the beer out for the slugs. |
1.2102 |
0.03837 |
157 |
129 |
23 |
5 |
1127 |
The Byrds are back - wait till they meet the Katz's. |
1.2102 |
0.03942 |
157 |
130 |
21 |
6 |
1128 |
The one on the left has his flaps too high |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1129 |
Will ya look at that! It's Lemon and Carlson in freefall! |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
1130 |
Oh, look! It's the Fox News Migration. |
1.2098 |
0.04309 |
143 |
120 |
16 |
7 |
1131 |
Did SpaceX have another launch today? |
1.2098 |
0.04193 |
143 |
119 |
18 |
6 |
1132 |
I never meant it literally when I said our kids would have to learn to fly on their own. |
1.2098 |
0.04074 |
143 |
118 |
20 |
5 |
1133 |
It looks like Musk has given up on Mars for more obtainable goals. |
1.2096 |
0.03969 |
167 |
140 |
19 |
8 |
1134 |
They’re filming « The Last of Us » |
1.2095 |
0.03865 |
148 |
121 |
23 |
4 |
1135 |
I see the damn snowbirds are back. |
1.2095 |
0.03865 |
148 |
121 |
23 |
4 |
1136 |
We need to get inside NOW. Yesterday they pooped on my windshield. |
1.2095 |
0.04096 |
148 |
123 |
19 |
6 |
1137 |
Oh look! The Snowbirds are coming back to roost! |
1.2095 |
0.04207 |
148 |
124 |
17 |
7 |
1138 |
Figures the Rapture would happen just when the weather is turning nice. |
1.2093 |
0.04216 |
129 |
106 |
19 |
4 |
1139 |
Looks like they accepted your invitation to drop by anytime. |
1.2092 |
0.04005 |
153 |
127 |
20 |
6 |
1140 |
I'm still happy with our Saturday. |
1.2092 |
0.04005 |
153 |
127 |
20 |
6 |
1141 |
Looks like the Joneses have gone net zero. |
1.2090 |
0.03681 |
134 |
107 |
26 |
1 |
1142 |
Maybe we should try weed, now that it’s legal. |
1.2089 |
0.04021 |
158 |
132 |
19 |
7 |
1143 |
Looks like the Feldman’s are back from Boca. |
1.2089 |
0.04120 |
158 |
133 |
17 |
8 |
1144 |
Getting home a little late this year. |
1.2089 |
0.03919 |
158 |
131 |
21 |
6 |
1145 |
Oh-oh, it looks like the Hendersons are about to drop in again. |
1.2089 |
0.03919 |
158 |
131 |
21 |
6 |
1146 |
They clearly worked with a financial advisor who wasn't their brother-in-law. |
1.2086 |
0.04268 |
139 |
116 |
17 |
6 |
1147 |
Wow honey, look at our neighbors go! I guess pigs really CAN fly! |
1.2086 |
0.04389 |
139 |
117 |
15 |
7 |
1148 |
I see Stan and Frieda are showing off again. |
1.2086 |
0.04124 |
163 |
138 |
16 |
9 |
1149 |
First snowbirds of the season |
1.2086 |
0.04031 |
163 |
137 |
18 |
8 |
1150 |
There goes keeping up with the Joneses. |
1.2086 |
0.03739 |
163 |
134 |
24 |
5 |
1151 |
I told you they were weird. |
1.2086 |
0.03739 |
163 |
134 |
24 |
5 |
1152 |
What are we doing wrong? |
1.2083 |
0.03856 |
168 |
140 |
21 |
7 |
1153 |
Ignoring politics really suits them. |
1.2083 |
0.04282 |
144 |
121 |
16 |
7 |
1154 |
The neighbors sure like to get high. |
1.2083 |
0.03927 |
144 |
118 |
22 |
4 |
1155 |
They look happy, and isn't that what that matters? |
1.2083 |
0.04048 |
144 |
119 |
20 |
5 |
1156 |
It's the frequent flyers again. |
1.2083 |
0.03762 |
168 |
139 |
23 |
6 |
1157 |
Barb,did you give the kids sugar again? |
1.2083 |
0.04167 |
144 |
120 |
18 |
6 |
1158 |
Just spray them with the hose. |
1.2083 |
0.04282 |
144 |
121 |
16 |
7 |
1159 |
I don't understand why they just don't stay in Florida after they fly south for the winter. |
1.2081 |
0.04288 |
149 |
126 |
15 |
8 |
1160 |
Migratory or residents? |
1.2081 |
0.03958 |
149 |
123 |
21 |
5 |
1161 |
We should plant these marijuana plants inside. |
1.2081 |
0.04071 |
149 |
124 |
19 |
6 |
1162 |
Oh great, I thought the Flys were in Hawaii for another month. |
1.2080 |
0.04295 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
1163 |
Well, look like the snowbirds are back. |
1.2078 |
0.03873 |
154 |
127 |
22 |
5 |
1164 |
Looks like the first Robins of spring have returned |
1.2077 |
0.04327 |
130 |
108 |
17 |
5 |
1165 |
Jeez another fad |
1.2077 |
0.04327 |
130 |
108 |
17 |
5 |
1166 |
In these winds, it's not really as difficult as it looks. |
1.2077 |
0.04462 |
130 |
109 |
15 |
6 |
1167 |
The snowbirds are coming back!! |
1.2075 |
0.03897 |
159 |
132 |
21 |
6 |
1168 |
They've always seemed aloof, but really! |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1169 |
But where are the packages? |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1170 |
Oh great, the Fenchurchs are back from Florida. That’s two weeks of listening to“Oh, it’s so tiring to fly these days” |
1.2074 |
0.04348 |
135 |
113 |
16 |
6 |
1171 |
I’m more impressed that they can find their way around without GPS. |
1.2074 |
0.04473 |
135 |
114 |
14 |
7 |
1172 |
Drones are looking so realistic these days |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1173 |
I’m beginning to think those weren’t raindrops. |
1.2074 |
0.04348 |
135 |
113 |
16 |
6 |
1174 |
That reminds me I’m out of RedBull. |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
1175 |
Looks like Spirit Airlines is running a promotion. |
1.2073 |
0.04008 |
164 |
138 |
18 |
8 |
1176 |
Told you that wasn't mud on your windshield. |
1.2071 |
0.03860 |
140 |
114 |
23 |
3 |
1177 |
I told you Stan, this is good shit. |
1.2071 |
0.03860 |
140 |
114 |
23 |
3 |
1178 |
Since when did snowbirds quit driving RVs? |
1.2071 |
0.04476 |
140 |
119 |
13 |
8 |
1179 |
Wind is picking up |
1.2069 |
0.04254 |
145 |
122 |
16 |
7 |
1180 |
Uh-oh. Two more who've been told gravity is fake news. |
1.2069 |
0.04140 |
145 |
121 |
18 |
6 |
1181 |
Must be Spring. The Werners are back from Miami. |
1.2069 |
0.04140 |
145 |
121 |
18 |
6 |
1182 |
I’m sick of them dropping in like this. |
1.2069 |
0.04023 |
145 |
120 |
20 |
5 |
1183 |
The Fieldings are always upstaging us by showing off their eco-friendly alternative to burning fossil fuel. |
1.2067 |
0.04046 |
150 |
125 |
19 |
6 |
1184 |
Mom always said that its time to plant vegetables when the snowbirds return. |
1.2067 |
0.04046 |
150 |
125 |
19 |
6 |
1185 |
I told you Mary we are not supposed to eat these,just plant them... |
1.2067 |
0.03934 |
150 |
124 |
21 |
5 |
1186 |
I told you Nancy. The Redbull ads are getting out of hand |
1.2067 |
0.03819 |
150 |
123 |
23 |
4 |
1187 |
Those smiles won’t last much longer! |
1.2066 |
0.04378 |
121 |
100 |
17 |
4 |
1188 |
Wow. Drones that look like humans. |
1.2066 |
0.04827 |
121 |
103 |
11 |
7 |
1189 |
Didn't end well for Icarus, either. |
1.2066 |
0.04378 |
121 |
100 |
17 |
4 |
1190 |
Remind me to put up the scarecrow. |
1.2065 |
0.03740 |
155 |
127 |
24 |
4 |
1191 |
Did you know your cousins were flying in for the weekend? |
1.2065 |
0.04164 |
155 |
131 |
16 |
8 |
1192 |
The grass is definitely greener on that side |
1.2065 |
0.03851 |
155 |
128 |
22 |
5 |
1193 |
What did the news say about immigration? |
1.2063 |
0.04264 |
126 |
104 |
18 |
4 |
1194 |
Looks like the snowbirds are back, Margaret. |
1.2063 |
0.03975 |
160 |
134 |
19 |
7 |
1195 |
Oh, God, it's a nesting pair. |
1.2063 |
0.04073 |
160 |
135 |
17 |
8 |
1196 |
Some airline passengers will do anything to avoid those outrageous airport parking fees. |
1.2061 |
0.04562 |
131 |
111 |
13 |
7 |
1197 |
Looks like the Smiths are heading North for the summer. |
1.2061 |
0.04157 |
131 |
108 |
19 |
4 |
1198 |
If they land in our marigolds again I’m calling the HOA. |
1.2061 |
0.03492 |
165 |
134 |
28 |
3 |
1199 |
Good thing the car is in the garage. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1200 |
I see our neighborhood snow birds are returning. |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1201 |
The Braggers of course, to announce that they are done with all their spring planting... |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1202 |
Forget it, Martha. We're a grounded couple. |
1.2059 |
0.04443 |
136 |
115 |
14 |
7 |
1203 |
I’d rather have roots. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
1204 |
It really IS raining men. |
1.2059 |
0.03780 |
136 |
110 |
24 |
2 |
1205 |
Oh no, looks like my parents are dropping in for a visit. |
1.2057 |
0.03701 |
141 |
114 |
25 |
2 |
1206 |
They did say they were gonna buy the best trampoline in the world. |
1.2057 |
0.04331 |
141 |
119 |
15 |
7 |
1207 |
Oh its the Robinsons. Honey, get me my shotgun. |
1.2057 |
0.03965 |
141 |
116 |
21 |
4 |
1208 |
We’re not a day too soon if the Smiths are flying north |
1.2055 |
0.03878 |
146 |
120 |
22 |
4 |
1209 |
Those spy balloons are getting more and more sophisticated. |
1.2055 |
0.04338 |
146 |
124 |
14 |
8 |
1210 |
Oh, drat, the vulture capitalists are migrating to our suburb. |
1.2055 |
0.03998 |
146 |
121 |
20 |
5 |
1211 |
Here come the happy empty nesters. |
1.2055 |
0.04114 |
146 |
122 |
18 |
6 |
1212 |
That's it. We're moving. I can't keep up with them." |
1.2053 |
0.04022 |
151 |
126 |
19 |
6 |
1213 |
Our neighbors are high again. Can we grow what they are smoking? |
1.2053 |
0.04130 |
151 |
127 |
17 |
7 |
1214 |
I see the Williams are using their new birding app. |
1.2051 |
0.03935 |
156 |
130 |
20 |
6 |
1215 |
Well there goes planting a hedge for privacy. |
1.2051 |
0.04140 |
156 |
132 |
16 |
8 |
1216 |
Oh Oh, I knew I should have worn a hat with a wider brim. |
1.2051 |
0.04238 |
156 |
133 |
14 |
9 |
1217 |
It’s spring, so the Wilson’s are returning. Traveling light, I see. |
1.2050 |
0.03853 |
161 |
134 |
21 |
6 |
1218 |
I hate living under a flight pattern. |
1.2047 |
0.04378 |
127 |
106 |
16 |
5 |
1219 |
If they overwinter in our pool again I’m filling the damn thing in. |
1.2047 |
0.04233 |
127 |
105 |
18 |
4 |
1220 |
Yeah, we’re going to need a new scarecrow. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1221 |
They're anti- everything. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
109 |
19 |
4 |
1222 |
Oh damn — and we just had the car windshield cleaned from last time. |
1.2045 |
0.04530 |
132 |
112 |
13 |
7 |
1223 |
Looks like a lot of fun if it weren’t for the sudden stop at the end. |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1224 |
You know the economy’s bad when Superman’s giving lessons. |
1.2044 |
0.04413 |
137 |
116 |
14 |
7 |
1225 |
I'm suddenly glad we hate the same stuff. |
1.2044 |
0.04533 |
137 |
117 |
12 |
8 |
1226 |
There go the kids again. Flying around like there's nothing they could do to help around here. |
1.2044 |
0.03755 |
137 |
111 |
24 |
2 |
1227 |
Snowbirds are home |
1.2044 |
0.04162 |
137 |
114 |
18 |
5 |
1228 |
Great, now we have to plant marigolds. |
1.2042 |
0.04065 |
142 |
118 |
19 |
5 |
1229 |
The return flight of the accountants always spoils spring for me. |
1.2042 |
0.04186 |
142 |
119 |
17 |
6 |
1230 |
Darn, I forgot to put on the pool cover. |
1.2042 |
0.04303 |
142 |
120 |
15 |
7 |
1231 |
It's getting harder and harder to keep up with those Joneses. |
1.2042 |
0.03940 |
142 |
117 |
21 |
4 |
1232 |
I told you we'd regret living under a flight path. |
1.2041 |
0.03973 |
147 |
122 |
20 |
5 |
1233 |
'Those capitalist vultures are at it again." |
1.2041 |
0.04201 |
147 |
124 |
16 |
7 |
1234 |
I see the snowbirds are returning. |
1.2041 |
0.04089 |
147 |
123 |
18 |
6 |
1235 |
I can't tell if this is white flight or just a couple of snow birds returning for spring. |
1.2041 |
0.04201 |
147 |
124 |
16 |
7 |
1236 |
These snowbirds really know how to rub it in. |
1.2041 |
0.03854 |
147 |
121 |
22 |
4 |
1237 |
I’ve always told you the Johnsons were flighty” |
1.2041 |
0.03604 |
147 |
119 |
26 |
2 |
1238 |
Well I guess we're all doing something for the environment. But why do the Bradleys have to be so showy about it? |
1.2041 |
0.03731 |
147 |
120 |
24 |
3 |
1239 |
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's.........the Melmans. |
1.2039 |
0.03773 |
152 |
125 |
23 |
4 |
1240 |
Oh no. The Johnsons just installed that electric fence. |
1.2039 |
0.04105 |
152 |
128 |
17 |
7 |
1241 |
I heard that they like to get high. I guess I misunderstood. |
1.2039 |
0.03998 |
152 |
127 |
19 |
6 |
1242 |
They're back from down south. |
1.2039 |
0.03535 |
152 |
123 |
27 |
2 |
1243 |
I thought we caught up when we bought the EV. |
1.2039 |
0.03998 |
152 |
127 |
19 |
6 |
1244 |
They're cute now, but we need to talk about mating season |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
1245 |
If they crap on my windshield again, I'm getting my shotgun. |
1.2030 |
0.04498 |
133 |
113 |
13 |
7 |
1246 |
Its a sure sign of Spring when the snowbirds return. |
1.2029 |
0.04005 |
138 |
114 |
20 |
4 |
1247 |
You've got to hand it to them. Nobody can keep up with the Joneses." |
1.2029 |
0.04005 |
138 |
114 |
20 |
4 |
1248 |
Ah....I see the Bryds are back from down south..... |
1.2029 |
0.04383 |
138 |
117 |
14 |
7 |
1249 |
Sometimes I wish they’d stay in Arizona year-round. |
1.2029 |
0.04383 |
138 |
117 |
14 |
7 |
1250 |
Well, your parents are back fro Florida. |
1.2029 |
0.03870 |
138 |
113 |
22 |
3 |
1251 |
Last year the Millers ate all of our tomatoes |
1.2029 |
0.04261 |
138 |
116 |
16 |
6 |
1252 |
Seems a little early for WASPs. |
1.2028 |
0.04275 |
143 |
121 |
15 |
7 |
1253 |
I see the neighbors have returned from Florida. |
1.2028 |
0.03787 |
143 |
117 |
23 |
3 |
1254 |
Ugh, teenagers. |
1.2028 |
0.03915 |
143 |
118 |
21 |
4 |
1255 |
We’re gonna need more bug spray. |
1.2028 |
0.03915 |
143 |
118 |
21 |
4 |
1256 |
Snowbirds. Why couln't we have flown south for the winter? |
1.2028 |
0.03654 |
143 |
116 |
25 |
2 |
1257 |
Did you tell the kids they could go out? |
1.2028 |
0.03915 |
143 |
118 |
21 |
4 |
1258 |
It's becoming impossible to keep up with the Joneses |
1.2028 |
0.04039 |
143 |
119 |
19 |
5 |
1259 |
Birds fly north or south. Who flies west? |
1.2027 |
0.03948 |
148 |
123 |
20 |
5 |
1260 |
I told you my dreams are real. |
1.2027 |
0.03948 |
148 |
123 |
20 |
5 |
1261 |
Apparently it's the highest frequent flyer level. |
1.2027 |
0.04175 |
148 |
125 |
16 |
7 |
1262 |
I wish Clark and Lois would tone it down a bit. |
1.2027 |
0.03708 |
148 |
121 |
24 |
3 |
1263 |
Well..….the neighbor's did say they were having friends fly in today. |
1.2026 |
0.03974 |
153 |
128 |
19 |
6 |
1264 |
I sure hope that is Superman and Superwoman - otherwise someone's gonna have a big mess in their back yard! |
1.2026 |
0.03751 |
153 |
126 |
23 |
4 |
1265 |
It must be Spring, they're headed north. |
1.2025 |
0.03889 |
158 |
132 |
20 |
6 |
1266 |
The Jackson’s are caught in the thermal from their barbecue again. |
1.2025 |
0.04189 |
158 |
135 |
14 |
9 |
1267 |
Looks like the Tech Bros are coming in early this year. |
1.2025 |
0.03809 |
163 |
136 |
21 |
6 |
1268 |
I'm really getting tired of these Airbnb guests |
1.2025 |
0.03908 |
163 |
137 |
19 |
7 |
1269 |
Walt wasn’t kidding. They are flying high since they sold the company. |
1.2018 |
0.04349 |
114 |
94 |
17 |
3 |
1270 |
When they moved in, I Googled the family name of Drone, but I had no idea... |
1.2017 |
0.03882 |
119 |
96 |
22 |
1 |
1271 |
Looks like the new Air B&B down the road just opened. |
1.2017 |
0.04711 |
119 |
101 |
12 |
6 |
1272 |
Are we still worried about keeping up with the Jones’s’? |
1.2016 |
0.04432 |
124 |
104 |
15 |
5 |
1273 |
We only used to have to worry about the rabbits and deer. |
1.2016 |
0.03872 |
129 |
105 |
22 |
2 |
1274 |
Republicans. They’re waiting to pull the cord. |
1.2016 |
0.04718 |
129 |
111 |
10 |
8 |
1275 |
They made good time coming back from South America |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
1276 |
Oh great! Now our neighbors have something new to crow about! |
1.2016 |
0.04026 |
129 |
106 |
20 |
3 |
1277 |
When Ralph said he was taking flying lessons, I had no idea he’d take it this far!! |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
1278 |
Oh , they must have believed |
1.2016 |
0.04026 |
129 |
106 |
20 |
3 |
1279 |
The HOA is getting real high and mighty these days. |
1.2015 |
0.03787 |
134 |
109 |
23 |
2 |
1280 |
Those mushroom farmers have all the fun. |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1281 |
They are on the "No fly" list, so they've taken matters into their own hands. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1282 |
We may not be done adjusting for climate change. |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1283 |
So they've slipped the surly bonds of Earth. Big deal. |
1.2015 |
0.03787 |
134 |
109 |
23 |
2 |
1284 |
I better not find what I think I’m gonna find on our windshield. |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1285 |
I bet they didn't plant vegies in their garden. |
1.2015 |
0.03932 |
134 |
110 |
21 |
3 |
1286 |
Incoming |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
1287 |
They did away with the drones, so what's next? |
1.2014 |
0.03978 |
139 |
115 |
20 |
4 |
1288 |
Margie, go get the scare-Smiths. |
1.2014 |
0.04354 |
139 |
118 |
14 |
7 |
1289 |
It's the annual spring loon migration. |
1.2014 |
0.04107 |
139 |
116 |
18 |
5 |
1290 |
I heard a rumor that DeSantis
was upset with the high fuel costs needed to send immigrants on planes to New York City.
This is his next gimmick. |
1.2014 |
0.04107 |
139 |
116 |
18 |
5 |
1291 |
Hey hon, are you sure those were just plain ole' shitake mushrooms we ate at the farmer's market this morning? |
1.2014 |
0.03845 |
139 |
114 |
22 |
3 |
1292 |
They’ll be circling like vultures when our vegetables are ready. |
1.2014 |
0.04472 |
139 |
119 |
12 |
8 |
1293 |
I had to clear their droppings off the car windshield this morning. |
1.2014 |
0.04132 |
144 |
121 |
17 |
6 |
1294 |
I suppose spring can officially start now that the Johnsons have migrated back from Palm Beach. |
1.2014 |
0.03890 |
144 |
119 |
21 |
4 |
1295 |
They’re the empty nesters who used to live three houses down from Roger and Arlene. |
1.2014 |
0.03890 |
144 |
119 |
21 |
4 |
1296 |
Weren't the crop dusters supposed to come tomorrow? |
1.2014 |
0.03890 |
144 |
119 |
21 |
4 |
1297 |
You were right Marge. We are way too grounded! |
1.2013 |
0.04038 |
149 |
125 |
18 |
6 |
1298 |
Invasive species get worse every year! |
1.2013 |
0.03807 |
149 |
123 |
22 |
4 |
1299 |
Looks like the Nelsons have become frequent flyers. |
1.2013 |
0.04149 |
149 |
126 |
16 |
7 |
1300 |
It’s the snowbirds returning from Florida |
1.2013 |
0.03613 |
154 |
126 |
25 |
3 |
1301 |
Wait a minute … should we be flying south? |
1.2013 |
0.03762 |
159 |
132 |
22 |
5 |
1302 |
I hope that they don't crap on the windshield of my car! |
1.2013 |
0.03968 |
159 |
134 |
18 |
7 |
1303 |
They must be migrating North for better healthcare. |
1.2013 |
0.04067 |
159 |
135 |
16 |
8 |
1304 |
Looks like the neighbors are back from Florida. |
1.2000 |
0.04096 |
125 |
103 |
19 |
3 |
1305 |
Stupid bastards forgot to pull their rip cords. |
1.2000 |
0.03609 |
145 |
118 |
25 |
2 |
1306 |
Oh no, not again. |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
1307 |
Our migration problem is getting much worse. |
1.2000 |
0.04325 |
140 |
119 |
14 |
7 |
1308 |
They really need to read all of the instructions on those DIY sky diving kits. |
1.2000 |
0.04080 |
140 |
117 |
18 |
5 |
1309 |
I told our new neighbors if they want to know what we’re planting they could could just ask. |
1.2000 |
0.03609 |
145 |
118 |
25 |
2 |
1310 |
Whoa! They're flying South! |
1.2000 |
0.03988 |
145 |
121 |
19 |
5 |
1311 |
It the schutes don't open I know a place we can plant 2 more trees. |
1.2000 |
0.04423 |
130 |
110 |
14 |
6 |
1312 |
What variety of mushrooms plants did you buy again? |
1.2000 |
0.04013 |
150 |
126 |
18 |
6 |
1313 |
They said that they’re looking for statues of pigeons! |
1.2000 |
0.03945 |
160 |
135 |
18 |
7 |
1314 |
Snowbird migration seems a bit late this year. |
1.2000 |
0.03664 |
150 |
123 |
24 |
3 |
1315 |
Must be Spring. The Loons are back from migration. |
1.2000 |
0.04204 |
140 |
118 |
16 |
6 |
1316 |
(Sigh...) remember when there were real birds... |
1.2000 |
0.03935 |
125 |
102 |
21 |
2 |
1317 |
The first half of that parachuting class looks great. |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
1318 |
Snow birds. Spring must be here. |
1.2000 |
0.04080 |
140 |
117 |
18 |
5 |
1319 |
People with no depth perception really shouldn't skydive. |
1.2000 |
0.04310 |
135 |
114 |
15 |
6 |
1320 |
The Mitchells appear to be flying high again. |
1.2000 |
0.03998 |
130 |
107 |
20 |
3 |
1321 |
They better not poop again! |
1.2000 |
0.04423 |
130 |
110 |
14 |
6 |
1322 |
I'm glad we're grounded. |
1.2000 |
0.03411 |
160 |
130 |
28 |
2 |
1323 |
I hope they find a bathroom before they fly over our car... |
1.2000 |
0.04286 |
130 |
109 |
16 |
5 |
1324 |
It must be May; the snowbirds are returning home. |
1.2000 |
0.03707 |
155 |
128 |
23 |
4 |
1325 |
The realtor did say the neighborhood had personality. |
1.2000 |
0.03935 |
125 |
102 |
21 |
2 |
1326 |
Ah, the return of the Snowbirds. |
1.2000 |
0.04204 |
140 |
118 |
16 |
6 |
1327 |
We’re going to need a larger scarecrow. |
1.2000 |
0.03900 |
150 |
125 |
20 |
5 |
1328 |
I hope it's just a flyover. |
1.2000 |
0.04096 |
125 |
103 |
19 |
3 |
1329 |
I told you not to overpack the scarecrow’s chest… |
1.2000 |
0.03784 |
150 |
124 |
22 |
4 |
1330 |
Migration of the tourist--a sure sign of spring. |
1.2000 |
0.03592 |
155 |
127 |
25 |
3 |
1331 |
Sure, they can fly, but now their garden looks like crap! |
1.2000 |
0.03988 |
145 |
121 |
19 |
5 |
1332 |
The Epstein’s can’t grow kale doing that. |
1.2000 |
0.03820 |
140 |
115 |
22 |
3 |
1333 |
The HOA is getting a little too proactive about spotting violations. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
120 |
102 |
12 |
6 |
1334 |
‘There goes our pot’ |
1.2000 |
0.03740 |
145 |
119 |
23 |
3 |
1335 |
Honey you're right, they're not balloons from China. |
1.2000 |
0.03866 |
145 |
120 |
21 |
4 |
1336 |
Now what are the nosy neighbors up to? |
1.2000 |
0.04684 |
125 |
107 |
11 |
7 |
1337 |
It's not the falling that's dangerous, it's the landing. |
1.2000 |
0.03707 |
155 |
128 |
23 |
4 |
1338 |
I think we're ok,Matilda. However,
I don't think they'll make it
past the Johnson's rosebushes!" |
1.2000 |
0.03906 |
135 |
111 |
21 |
3 |
1339 |
Air travel has really changed since the pandemic. |
1.2000 |
0.03900 |
150 |
125 |
20 |
5 |
1340 |
I thought they said they were doing angel dust |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
1341 |
I told you their herb garden looked suspect. |
1.1987 |
0.03761 |
151 |
125 |
22 |
4 |
1342 |
Wow, George has really kept that weight off! |
1.1987 |
0.03989 |
151 |
127 |
18 |
6 |
1343 |
Must be the Red Bull |
1.1987 |
0.03877 |
151 |
126 |
20 |
5 |
1344 |
AI is really messing with reality. |
1.1986 |
0.03841 |
146 |
121 |
21 |
4 |
1345 |
Last year they ate all of our arugula. |
1.1986 |
0.04080 |
146 |
123 |
17 |
6 |
1346 |
I wonder what strain THEY planted? |
1.1986 |
0.03962 |
146 |
122 |
19 |
5 |
1347 |
There goes the neighborhood, damn it |
1.1986 |
0.03519 |
141 |
114 |
26 |
1 |
1348 |
Do you ever regret naming both kids Robin? |
1.1985 |
0.03588 |
136 |
110 |
25 |
1 |
1349 |
You know, women cannot fly like that! |
1.1985 |
0.04406 |
136 |
116 |
13 |
7 |
1350 |
We'll need a bigger scarecrow this year. |
1.1985 |
0.04151 |
136 |
114 |
17 |
5 |
1351 |
It's the Wallendas back from Tampa." |
1.1985 |
0.04280 |
136 |
115 |
15 |
6 |
1352 |
It looks like those kids are sucking on the balloon helium again |
1.1985 |
0.04018 |
136 |
113 |
19 |
4 |
1353 |
More empty nesters. |
1.1985 |
0.04280 |
136 |
115 |
15 |
6 |
1354 |
I bet they have dreams in which they're gardening. |
1.1985 |
0.03970 |
131 |
108 |
20 |
3 |
1355 |
« After a long winter,I guess spreading your wings is a suitable thing to do… » |
1.1985 |
0.04255 |
131 |
110 |
16 |
5 |
1356 |
It's true what thy say about Red Bull!!! |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1357 |
There maybe something to A. I. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1358 |
I told you that we shouldn't let Harold play with the Mullins' boy. |
1.1984 |
0.04367 |
126 |
106 |
15 |
5 |
1359 |
Well, I see the Silbermans are back from Miami. Spring officially has sprung. |
1.1983 |
0.04169 |
121 |
100 |
18 |
3 |
1360 |
I heard they learned to fly from a you tube video. |
1.1983 |
0.04487 |
121 |
102 |
14 |
5 |
1361 |
Remember when drones were our pet peeve? |
1.1983 |
0.04331 |
121 |
101 |
16 |
4 |
1362 |
I’m sure Tom remembers that “coming down is the hardest thing “ |
1.1983 |
0.04452 |
116 |
97 |
15 |
4 |
1363 |
I told you it was getting too expensive to fly commercially. |
1.1975 |
0.03664 |
157 |
130 |
23 |
4 |
1364 |
Do you think George and Gloria would share some of their mushroom spores? |
1.1974 |
0.03853 |
152 |
127 |
20 |
5 |
1365 |
I hope they're not like pigeons. |
1.1974 |
0.03965 |
152 |
128 |
18 |
6 |
1366 |
When you said that the Crows were flying in I didn't think you meant our neighbors. |
1.1973 |
0.03818 |
147 |
122 |
21 |
4 |
1367 |
Here they come, the early summer tourists flying in again. |
1.1972 |
0.03902 |
142 |
118 |
20 |
4 |
1368 |
I prefer the original birds we used to have. |
1.1972 |
0.04150 |
142 |
120 |
16 |
6 |
1369 |
When did we start gardening instead of getting high? |
1.1972 |
0.04028 |
142 |
119 |
18 |
5 |
1370 |
Hmm....now I understand why Sam said he felt a bit high. |
1.1972 |
0.04268 |
142 |
121 |
14 |
7 |
1371 |
Maybe we should have joined the Lawsons on that meditation retreat. |
1.1972 |
0.04268 |
142 |
121 |
14 |
7 |
1372 |
Looks like Robin and Jay are back from Florida. |
1.1972 |
0.03771 |
142 |
117 |
22 |
3 |
1373 |
Sure. It's spring. The neighbors are northbound. |
1.1972 |
0.03902 |
142 |
118 |
20 |
4 |
1374 |
„Looks like we‘ll have to make a bigger scarecrow this year…“ |
1.1972 |
0.04150 |
142 |
120 |
16 |
6 |
1375 |
Looks like our new neighbors have come home to roost. |
1.1971 |
0.03991 |
137 |
114 |
19 |
4 |
1376 |
Hey you... No pooping on us !! |
1.1971 |
0.03991 |
137 |
114 |
19 |
4 |
1377 |
Free fall is only free until you go ‘splat.’ |
1.1971 |
0.04123 |
137 |
115 |
17 |
5 |
1378 |
They’re getting better! |
1.1971 |
0.03854 |
137 |
113 |
21 |
3 |
1379 |
It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's our next door neighbors! |
1.1971 |
0.03991 |
137 |
114 |
19 |
4 |
1380 |
Don't be envious the next time they tell us they fly everywhere. |
1.1970 |
0.04618 |
132 |
114 |
10 |
8 |
1381 |
Call the roofer. |
1.1970 |
0.03943 |
132 |
109 |
20 |
3 |
1382 |
Ever think we picked the wrong hobby? |
1.1969 |
0.03879 |
127 |
104 |
21 |
2 |
1383 |
Think they'll try to roost in the garage again this year? |
1.1969 |
0.04477 |
127 |
108 |
13 |
6 |
1384 |
Oh god, they're headed for the town statues! |
1.1969 |
0.04615 |
127 |
109 |
11 |
7 |
1385 |
If only marijuana were legal in Pennsylvania… |
1.1969 |
0.04477 |
127 |
108 |
13 |
6 |
1386 |
This is not how I imagined zero emission flying. |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
1387 |
Those two are higher than a kite. |
1.1967 |
0.04138 |
122 |
101 |
18 |
3 |
1388 |
Looks like the Byrds are back from Miami. |
1.1967 |
0.04748 |
122 |
105 |
10 |
7 |
1389 |
Well only some of us can soar like an eagle. |
1.1967 |
0.04299 |
122 |
102 |
16 |
4 |
1390 |
If only they took some of that energy and cleaned up their yard... |
1.1967 |
0.04454 |
122 |
103 |
14 |
5 |
1391 |
That probably beats the price in coach. |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
1392 |
They’re going to get planted, too. |
1.1962 |
0.03961 |
158 |
134 |
17 |
7 |
1393 |
Looks like it’s gonna rain Kats and Dougs. |
1.1961 |
0.03716 |
153 |
127 |
22 |
4 |
1394 |
The neighbors are back from Florida. |
1.1961 |
0.03830 |
153 |
128 |
20 |
5 |
1395 |
For our safety I hope they are wearing adult diapers |
1.1961 |
0.03830 |
153 |
128 |
20 |
5 |
1396 |
Didn't you say they moved away? |
1.1959 |
0.03913 |
148 |
124 |
19 |
5 |
1397 |
Looks like the Hendersons are flying south for the spring. |
1.1958 |
0.04002 |
143 |
120 |
18 |
5 |
1398 |
Spring is here and the Johnsons are back from Florida. |
1.1958 |
0.04241 |
143 |
122 |
14 |
7 |
1399 |
I miss the days when it was just Superman, |
1.1958 |
0.04002 |
143 |
120 |
18 |
5 |
1400 |
Oh look, the first snowbirds flying north for the summer. |
1.1958 |
0.03614 |
143 |
117 |
24 |
2 |
1401 |
Honey, did you fill up the bird feeder? |
1.1958 |
0.04241 |
143 |
122 |
14 |
7 |
1402 |
Keeping up with the Jones has gone too far |
1.1958 |
0.04241 |
143 |
122 |
14 |
7 |
1403 |
I always HATE the tryouts for Peter Pan! |
1.1958 |
0.04467 |
143 |
124 |
10 |
9 |
1404 |
I wonder if they eat strawberries. |
1.1957 |
0.03688 |
138 |
113 |
23 |
2 |
1405 |
Here come those damn high flyers for a summer at the beach. |
1.1957 |
0.03688 |
138 |
113 |
23 |
2 |
1406 |
It must be late spring. The snow birds are flying back from Florida |
1.1957 |
0.04223 |
138 |
117 |
15 |
6 |
1407 |
Can we add them to our life list? |
1.1957 |
0.04096 |
138 |
116 |
17 |
5 |
1408 |
Oh look honey, the children are migrating early this season. |
1.1957 |
0.03965 |
138 |
115 |
19 |
4 |
1409 |
Where do they stick their carry-ons? |
1.1957 |
0.04096 |
138 |
116 |
17 |
5 |
1410 |
Um, Frank…. are visual hallucinations a symptom of dehydration? |
1.1957 |
0.04096 |
138 |
116 |
17 |
5 |
1411 |
It's that time of year. The snowbirds are heading back north. |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1412 |
Aprils showers bring May showoffs. |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1413 |
I guess we will need more than just a scarecrow to keep them away! |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
1414 |
I hope they don't land in the flowers again. |
1.1955 |
0.03916 |
133 |
110 |
20 |
3 |
1415 |
Millennials keep everything in the cloud. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1416 |
Geez, I should have chosen a different super-power than Green Thumb. |
1.1955 |
0.04330 |
133 |
113 |
14 |
6 |
1417 |
Delivery drones are just so lifelike. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1418 |
Last week they ate all the cherries off the tree and then perched themselves over our car |
1.1953 |
0.04304 |
128 |
108 |
15 |
5 |
1419 |
Uh oh. They're headed South; either we're early or they're late. |
1.1951 |
0.04851 |
123 |
107 |
8 |
8 |
1420 |
I see the Joneses are migrating early this year |
1.1951 |
0.03942 |
123 |
101 |
20 |
2 |
1421 |
I wonder if they yodel, too? |
1.1951 |
0.04568 |
123 |
105 |
12 |
6 |
1422 |
I guess they don't realize they are flying in restricted airspace. |
1.1951 |
0.04267 |
123 |
103 |
16 |
4 |
1423 |
I knew we should have drained the pond. |
1.1951 |
0.04267 |
123 |
103 |
16 |
4 |
1424 |
Let’s hope they don’t roost over the car again.” |
1.1949 |
0.04383 |
118 |
99 |
15 |
4 |
1425 |
Well, they got some pixie dust, but if Lou finds out Sarah is cheating on him, he’s a goner. |
1.1949 |
0.04545 |
118 |
100 |
13 |
5 |
1426 |
Isn't that Mr. Bird and Miss Bee? |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
1427 |
Wow, these edibles... |
1.1949 |
0.04545 |
118 |
100 |
13 |
5 |
1428 |
I knew the mess on my windshield was too big to be caused by a bird. |
1.1948 |
0.04024 |
154 |
131 |
16 |
7 |
1429 |
Don’t you wish they’d take their act a lot closer to the sun? |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
1430 |
They will return next season with full coats |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
1431 |
Must be spring. |
1.1946 |
0.04004 |
149 |
126 |
17 |
6 |
1432 |
They're migrating late this year. |
1.1946 |
0.03649 |
149 |
123 |
23 |
3 |
1433 |
We gotta find out what Steve and Marci planted this year. |
1.1946 |
0.04004 |
149 |
126 |
17 |
6 |
1434 |
Winter must be getting close—the Byrds are flying south! |
1.1946 |
0.04116 |
149 |
127 |
15 |
7 |
1435 |
I wish they would fly commercial like the rest of us. |
1.1944 |
0.03852 |
144 |
120 |
20 |
4 |
1436 |
So much for good fences making good neighbors. |
1.1944 |
0.03852 |
144 |
120 |
20 |
4 |
1437 |
Oh honey, I do appreciate how down to earth you are. |
1.1944 |
0.04213 |
144 |
123 |
14 |
7 |
1438 |
I wonder when their parachutes are going to open. |
1.1944 |
0.04096 |
144 |
122 |
16 |
6 |
1439 |
Migrants. |
1.1944 |
0.04046 |
108 |
88 |
19 |
1 |
1440 |
What are they up to? |
1.1944 |
0.03976 |
144 |
121 |
18 |
5 |
1441 |
Must be Spring. Here come the Hansons, back from Florida. |
1.1942 |
0.03939 |
139 |
116 |
19 |
4 |
1442 |
There go the neighbors again, living the dream |
1.1942 |
0.04437 |
139 |
120 |
11 |
8 |
1443 |
OH, they're just snowbirds coming back from Florida. |
1.1942 |
0.03939 |
139 |
116 |
19 |
4 |
1444 |
Now I know what they meant when they said they were "weeding." |
1.1940 |
0.04554 |
134 |
116 |
10 |
8 |
1445 |
Clearly their weed garden surpasses ours. |
1.1940 |
0.04429 |
134 |
115 |
12 |
7 |
1446 |
Oh it’s the new neighbors, helicopter parents. |
1.1940 |
0.04300 |
134 |
114 |
14 |
6 |
1447 |
Looks like the Fergusons are coming home to roost! |
1.1940 |
0.03742 |
134 |
110 |
22 |
2 |
1448 |
There’s someone for everyone, right? |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
1449 |
Migration season has started. |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
1450 |
So redbull does work |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
1451 |
The primary candidates are back early this year. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
106 |
19 |
3 |
1452 |
OMG! What's Elon Musk up to now?! |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1453 |
Screw this. Let’s do that next spring. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1454 |
Why does your family always have to fly in at the last minute? |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1455 |
We need to find out what they're smoking and get some. |
1.1935 |
0.04103 |
155 |
133 |
14 |
8 |
1456 |
Yeah, but they can't even grow a radish. |
1.1935 |
0.03913 |
124 |
102 |
20 |
2 |
1457 |
The rest of the flock must have decided to stay in South Beach. |
1.1935 |
0.03672 |
155 |
129 |
22 |
4 |
1458 |
Look who’s back from Florida. |
1.1933 |
0.03626 |
150 |
124 |
23 |
3 |
1459 |
Maybe we should have planted the cannabis earlier? |
1.1933 |
0.03979 |
150 |
127 |
17 |
6 |
1460 |
I see the election deniers are back from the south. |
1.1933 |
0.04509 |
119 |
101 |
13 |
5 |
1461 |
If they lose their luggage its their own darn fault. |
1.1933 |
0.04349 |
119 |
100 |
15 |
4 |
1462 |
The new Icarus & Son budget airlines
Where every flight is all about you. |
1.1931 |
0.04070 |
145 |
123 |
16 |
6 |
1463 |
I'm just glad they are wearing clothes. The geese are bad enough. |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
1464 |
Do you think we will be protected by the 'Stand Your Ground Law' if they land here? |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
1465 |
Don't look, it's those damned Robinsons showing off again. |
1.1929 |
0.03913 |
140 |
117 |
19 |
4 |
1466 |
I see the Robbins are just now getting back from Florida . . . |
1.1929 |
0.04289 |
140 |
120 |
13 |
7 |
1467 |
Do we tell them the geese went the other way? |
1.1929 |
0.04407 |
140 |
121 |
11 |
8 |
1468 |
At least it’s less conspicuous than their Tesla. |
1.1929 |
0.04289 |
140 |
120 |
13 |
7 |
1469 |
Apparently they fell in love at first flight. |
1.1929 |
0.04042 |
140 |
118 |
17 |
5 |
1470 |
I heard they were moving out of state. |
1.1926 |
0.04139 |
135 |
114 |
16 |
5 |
1471 |
Oh it’s just the Kents |
1.1926 |
0.04271 |
135 |
115 |
14 |
6 |
1472 |
The neighbors are home from Capistrano. |
1.1926 |
0.03863 |
135 |
112 |
20 |
3 |
1473 |
God, I hope they don't leave their droppings in our garden again. |
1.1926 |
0.04003 |
135 |
113 |
18 |
4 |
1474 |
I bet they’re looking for a soft landing too |
1.1926 |
0.04271 |
135 |
115 |
14 |
6 |
1475 |
Bob and Sally are always finding ways to get high. |
1.1926 |
0.04003 |
135 |
113 |
18 |
4 |
1476 |
We'll have to put up those cutouts of their wives again. |
1.1923 |
0.04243 |
130 |
110 |
15 |
5 |
1477 |
Looks like the Jones are back for the Summer! |
1.1923 |
0.03798 |
130 |
107 |
21 |
2 |
1478 |
Oh! Two men whose wives didn't make them quit Red Bull. |
1.1923 |
0.04243 |
130 |
110 |
15 |
5 |
1479 |
Do you think life has ever been cruel to the Hendersons? |
1.1923 |
0.03952 |
130 |
108 |
19 |
3 |
1480 |
Oh look, the Edwards are home from Florida... |
1.1923 |
0.03952 |
130 |
108 |
19 |
3 |
1481 |
Oh those Wright brothers again.. |
1.1921 |
0.03955 |
151 |
128 |
17 |
6 |
1482 |
Looks like those thieving robins have evolved yet again … |
1.1920 |
0.04355 |
125 |
106 |
14 |
5 |
1483 |
I don't care as long as they don't raid our radishes. |
1.1920 |
0.03715 |
125 |
102 |
22 |
1 |
1484 |
That Daedalus is ok. But that son of his has got shit for brains. |
1.1920 |
0.04204 |
125 |
105 |
16 |
4 |
1485 |
Why yes that's odd but it's clearly winter and we're planting flowers, so who are we to judge? |
1.1920 |
0.04047 |
125 |
104 |
18 |
3 |
1486 |
Oh yeah, Parker did say that he was going skydiving with a friend after school. |
1.1920 |
0.03885 |
125 |
103 |
20 |
2 |
1487 |
Well, that explains the large droppings we found in the tomatoes last week |
1.1920 |
0.04204 |
125 |
105 |
16 |
4 |
1488 |
They are so happy before the fall. |
1.1917 |
0.04475 |
120 |
102 |
13 |
5 |
1489 |
Looks like the Perkinsons have finally returned for the season. |
1.1917 |
0.03977 |
120 |
99 |
19 |
2 |
1490 |
Trust me, the beanstalk is a better approach” |
1.1917 |
0.04628 |
120 |
103 |
11 |
6 |
1491 |
Idiots. |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
1492 |
‘Run, Roger! The wind is blowing north by northwest.’ |
1.1917 |
0.03977 |
120 |
99 |
19 |
2 |
1493 |
Mar-a-Lago mating season must be over. |
1.1915 |
0.04260 |
141 |
121 |
13 |
7 |
1494 |
And you said the neighbors weren't flighty at all. |
1.1915 |
0.04016 |
141 |
119 |
17 |
5 |
1495 |
When they flew in from New York, their arms really were tired. |
1.1915 |
0.04016 |
141 |
119 |
17 |
5 |
1496 |
It looks like Marge and Jim forgot their parachutes. |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
1497 |
Perhaps they can land themselves on the roof of the hospital |
1.1912 |
0.03837 |
136 |
113 |
20 |
3 |
1498 |
Well, the neighbors did say they just flew into town. |
1.1912 |
0.04241 |
136 |
116 |
14 |
6 |
1499 |
Fuck those guys. |
1.1912 |
0.04611 |
136 |
119 |
8 |
9 |
1500 |
Oh God, the damn Jetsons are back. |
1.1912 |
0.03976 |
136 |
114 |
18 |
4 |
1501 |
I see the snowbirds are flying North from Florida. |
1.1912 |
0.03976 |
136 |
114 |
18 |
4 |
1502 |
I think it’s better to be grounded, don’t you? |
1.1912 |
0.03976 |
136 |
114 |
18 |
4 |
1503 |
I'm told they add vital soil nutrients. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
1504 |
Looks like the Johnsons found their son's marijuana stash again. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
1505 |
Nice to see that their migratory patterns haven't been affected by climate change. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
1506 |
Is the app they're using free, or would we have to pay for it? |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
1507 |
I put fresh water and Epsom salts in the bird bath for them. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
1508 |
Are you sure those were button mushrooms we harvested earlier? |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
1509 |
I liked it better when they gardened on the weekend. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
1510 |
Snowbirds are back from Arizona early this year. |
1.1908 |
0.03772 |
131 |
108 |
21 |
2 |
1511 |
Look at him. Icarus is high as a kite. After all the sacrifices Daedalus made for that boy. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
1512 |
Death is inescapable. |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
1513 |
If where both seeing this it must be real,? Right? |
1.1905 |
0.03689 |
126 |
103 |
22 |
1 |
1514 |
Maybe we cut back on the Marijuana crop |
1.1905 |
0.03525 |
147 |
121 |
24 |
2 |
1515 |
Ah, spring. The candidates are returning. |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
1516 |
Looks like the Cranes are migrating early this year. |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
1517 |
I guess it’s a sign of spring. The snowbirds are returning. |
1.1905 |
0.03857 |
126 |
104 |
20 |
2 |
1518 |
Look - it's Jay and Phoebe. |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
1519 |
Sigh. Everyone else is out of pandemic mode. |
1.1905 |
0.03525 |
147 |
121 |
24 |
2 |
1520 |
Look! The first snowbirds! |
1.1901 |
0.03989 |
142 |
120 |
17 |
5 |
1521 |
Boy, they look real, but it's just the balloons the kids ordered from Amazon! |
1.1901 |
0.03731 |
142 |
118 |
21 |
3 |
1522 |
Right on time...the return of the snowbirds! |
1.1901 |
0.04113 |
142 |
121 |
15 |
6 |
1523 |
Looks as if the snow birds are returning. |
1.1901 |
0.03731 |
142 |
118 |
21 |
3 |
1524 |
Spring time and the coo coo birds are back |
1.1901 |
0.03989 |
142 |
120 |
17 |
5 |
1525 |
The snowbirds are flying home. |
1.1901 |
0.04113 |
142 |
121 |
15 |
6 |
1526 |
How did they find out we're planting weed? |
1.1901 |
0.04232 |
142 |
122 |
13 |
7 |
1527 |
Snowbirds flying north? I guess it really IS spring! |
1.1901 |
0.04282 |
121 |
102 |
15 |
4 |
1528 |
It’s just a matter of time before they’ll also have their hands in the soil. |
1.1901 |
0.04118 |
121 |
101 |
17 |
3 |
1529 |
Looks like the Cohens are back from Florida early this year. |
1.1898 |
0.03811 |
137 |
114 |
20 |
3 |
1530 |
So much for keeping up with the Joneses. |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
1531 |
What has Elon Musk done this time? |
1.1897 |
0.04400 |
116 |
98 |
14 |
4 |
1532 |
We're planting flowers - and they're brewing LSD. |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
1533 |
What in the holy hell? |
1.1895 |
0.04121 |
153 |
132 |
13 |
8 |
1534 |
Shouldn't they be migrating NORTH in the spring? |
1.1895 |
0.03796 |
153 |
129 |
19 |
5 |
1535 |
I'm starting to miss the crows already. |
1.1894 |
0.03588 |
132 |
108 |
23 |
1 |
1536 |
Boy, some people really hate airline food. |
1.1894 |
0.04320 |
132 |
113 |
13 |
6 |
1537 |
Looks like the Smiths are flying back from their summer home in Orlando. |
1.1894 |
0.04184 |
132 |
112 |
15 |
5 |
1538 |
They graduated from Harvard.
Everything they say is way over our head! |
1.1894 |
0.04320 |
132 |
113 |
13 |
6 |
1539 |
Looks like the Smiths are returning for the summer. |
1.1894 |
0.04043 |
132 |
111 |
17 |
4 |
1540 |
Gotta be climate change. They come back at different times every year |
1.1894 |
0.03897 |
132 |
110 |
19 |
3 |
1541 |
Let's dig two more holes! |
1.1894 |
0.04184 |
132 |
112 |
15 |
5 |
1542 |
FOMO! |
1.1894 |
0.04043 |
132 |
111 |
17 |
4 |
1543 |
Everything was fine until the Pollinators moved into the neighborhood |
1.1894 |
0.04184 |
132 |
112 |
15 |
5 |
1544 |
Darn, I was hoping to get everything planted before the snowbirds arrived this year. |
1.1894 |
0.04043 |
132 |
111 |
17 |
4 |
1545 |
Remember when we planted seedlings before the Smiths flew back from Florida and lost everything in the frost? |
1.1892 |
0.03877 |
148 |
125 |
18 |
5 |
1546 |
Wow! Clarence Thomas and John Roberts don't even abide by the law of gravity. |
1.1892 |
0.04876 |
111 |
96 |
9 |
6 |
1547 |
We should have planted these a month ago, the Cohens are already flying South for the winter |
1.1890 |
0.03826 |
164 |
140 |
17 |
7 |
1548 |
Did you let the kids out again? |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1549 |
The Joneses just got superpowers. I don’t think we can keep up with them on this one. |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1550 |
The Robinsons flying north is the first sign of spring. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1551 |
I hate when they drop in. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1552 |
Looks like they took going green to a whole new level. |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1553 |
Maybe we should start flying south every winter. |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1554 |
...Spring again!.....the Silvermans' always come back from Florida when the weather changes |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1555 |
Does this mean the new electric car we just brought is obsolete. |
1.1888 |
0.03572 |
143 |
118 |
23 |
2 |
1556 |
Gummies. |
1.1888 |
0.03572 |
143 |
118 |
23 |
2 |
1557 |
Look! Bill and Jean Swallow are retuning from Capistrano. |
1.1888 |
0.03964 |
143 |
121 |
17 |
5 |
1558 |
Wow, she lost weight! |
1.1888 |
0.03964 |
143 |
121 |
17 |
5 |
1559 |
Looks like the snowbird migration back to Manhattan has begun. |
1.1885 |
0.04558 |
122 |
105 |
11 |
6 |
1560 |
I see the Johnsons are harvesting their crop already. |
1.1885 |
0.04088 |
122 |
102 |
17 |
3 |
1561 |
Well you wanted high flying neighbors. |
1.1885 |
0.04407 |
122 |
104 |
13 |
5 |
1562 |
How'd they turn up there? Get it? Turn up?
Come on Susan, you're better than that. |
1.1885 |
0.03741 |
122 |
100 |
21 |
1 |
1563 |
I told you birds weren’t real… |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
1564 |
Ah, the snowbirds are migrating. |
1.1884 |
0.03923 |
138 |
116 |
18 |
4 |
1565 |
They should have released the parachutes by now. |
1.1884 |
0.03644 |
138 |
114 |
22 |
2 |
1566 |
Must be Spring; the Hendersons have returned. |
1.1884 |
0.03644 |
138 |
114 |
22 |
2 |
1567 |
Millennials! |
1.1884 |
0.04184 |
138 |
118 |
14 |
6 |
1568 |
Guess our scarecrow's obsolete. |
1.1884 |
0.03923 |
138 |
116 |
18 |
4 |
1569 |
And you said that gardening together would be the ultimate way to spice up our marriage. |
1.1884 |
0.04184 |
138 |
118 |
14 |
6 |
1570 |
I guess retirement looks different to everybody. |
1.1884 |
0.04184 |
138 |
118 |
14 |
6 |
1571 |
I'm fine with it as long as they don't make a mess of my windshield. |
1.1883 |
0.03773 |
154 |
130 |
19 |
5 |
1572 |
Yeah but will they have their own cucumbers for dinner? |
1.1880 |
0.04365 |
117 |
99 |
14 |
4 |
1573 |
Are those pigs ? |
1.1880 |
0.04845 |
117 |
102 |
8 |
7 |
1574 |
Uh oh. Time to move the car out from under the trees. |
1.1880 |
0.04014 |
117 |
97 |
18 |
2 |
1575 |
Your relatives do know how to drone on. |
1.1880 |
0.03871 |
133 |
111 |
19 |
3 |
1576 |
Amazing they don't need capes these days. |
1.1880 |
0.03720 |
133 |
110 |
21 |
2 |
1577 |
I bet they're earning miles too. |
1.1880 |
0.04015 |
133 |
112 |
17 |
4 |
1578 |
Looks like Sam and Edna are migrating again. |
1.1880 |
0.03564 |
133 |
109 |
23 |
1 |
1579 |
It must be nice to be able to winter in Florida every year. |
1.1880 |
0.03720 |
133 |
110 |
21 |
2 |
1580 |
I guess those weren’t weeds they were growing after all. |
1.1880 |
0.04154 |
133 |
113 |
15 |
5 |
1581 |
I hope they don’t eat these seeds before they take root. |
1.1880 |
0.04289 |
133 |
114 |
13 |
6 |
1582 |
Oh honey, I warned you that these carrots looked a little too much like mushrooms |
1.1880 |
0.04420 |
133 |
115 |
11 |
7 |
1583 |
Oh hi, Elon. |
1.1879 |
0.04191 |
149 |
129 |
12 |
8 |
1584 |
It will take years for this to grow and block out our nosy, trampolining neighbours. |
1.1875 |
0.04113 |
128 |
108 |
16 |
4 |
1585 |
They always go south for the winter. |
1.1875 |
0.03813 |
144 |
121 |
19 |
4 |
1586 |
It's finally Spring, the Nerds are flying north |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1587 |
Drones in drag |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1588 |
City folk. |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1589 |
I wish that they would spend as much time on their yard as they do flying. |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1590 |
Those uppity Hendersons and their fancy energy drinks |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1591 |
I hate to say it, but the Clarks are getting really good on the trampoline. |
1.1875 |
0.04113 |
128 |
108 |
16 |
4 |
1592 |
Pickle, Shooo 'em |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
1593 |
Sure sign of spring. |
1.1875 |
0.03463 |
128 |
104 |
24 |
0 |
1594 |
There are John and Jane again! |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1595 |
Is that Amazon's new two-minute delivery? |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1596 |
Ever notice the Wilsons act like they're above it all? |
1.1875 |
0.03813 |
144 |
121 |
19 |
4 |
1597 |
Damn. It's the Olsons and we're out of birdseed. |
1.1875 |
0.03813 |
144 |
121 |
19 |
4 |
1598 |
It's time they came back to earth; their son received a medical school acceptance letter months ago. |
1.1875 |
0.03637 |
128 |
105 |
22 |
1 |
1599 |
There are thinkers in the world, Margaret, and then, there's that. |
1.1875 |
0.04490 |
112 |
95 |
13 |
4 |
1600 |
Looks like Ginnie and Mark are also flying south for the tax breaks. |
1.1875 |
0.04116 |
112 |
93 |
17 |
2 |
1601 |
Keeping up with the Joneses is becoming increasingly challenging. |
1.1875 |
0.04490 |
112 |
95 |
13 |
4 |
1602 |
The Johnsons are really getting on my nerves. |
1.1871 |
0.03897 |
139 |
117 |
18 |
4 |
1603 |
You know it's spring when the Robinsons come back from Florida. |
1.1871 |
0.03620 |
139 |
115 |
22 |
2 |
1604 |
I still say it is better than letting them put in that helipad |
1.1871 |
0.04280 |
139 |
120 |
12 |
7 |
1605 |
You can always count on the Byrds to show up when you're planting new seedlings |
1.1871 |
0.04156 |
139 |
119 |
14 |
6 |
1606 |
I guess the Byrdes took the neighborhood watch literally |
1.1871 |
0.03761 |
139 |
116 |
20 |
3 |
1607 |
If they hit our home, does our homeowner's cover this? |
1.1870 |
0.03889 |
123 |
102 |
19 |
2 |
1608 |
Ah, the annual post-April 15th accountant flights south to Boca and Miami. Never gets old." |
1.1870 |
0.04373 |
123 |
105 |
13 |
5 |
1609 |
We need larger Venus flytraps |
1.1870 |
0.04373 |
123 |
105 |
13 |
5 |
1610 |
Well, there they are..the first snowbirds of spring |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
1611 |
Well, it's officially spring. The Smiths are migrating North. |
1.1870 |
0.04523 |
123 |
106 |
11 |
6 |
1612 |
Climate change has really done a number on the birds. |
1.1870 |
0.03714 |
123 |
101 |
21 |
1 |
1613 |
They must have missed their flock's migration. |
1.1866 |
0.03987 |
134 |
113 |
17 |
4 |
1614 |
Wow, those flying lessons really work. |
1.1866 |
0.03987 |
134 |
113 |
17 |
4 |
1615 |
They’re back from Florida! |
1.1866 |
0.03844 |
134 |
112 |
19 |
3 |
1616 |
This is exactly why I opposed legalizing pot. |
1.1866 |
0.03844 |
134 |
112 |
19 |
3 |
1617 |
I don't think it was Rosemary and Thyme. |
1.1864 |
0.03983 |
118 |
98 |
18 |
2 |
1618 |
Don't you just want to ask sometimes; 'what's your secret?' |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1619 |
Drones! |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1620 |
They’re newlyweds now. But soon they’ll be just like us. |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
1621 |
Guess they popped that spy balloon |
1.1864 |
0.04654 |
118 |
102 |
10 |
6 |
1622 |
I knew we should have bought shares in Musk's companies |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1623 |
Dont look its just the neighbors showing off they can fly back north from their Florida home |
1.1864 |
0.04495 |
118 |
101 |
12 |
5 |
1624 |
The snowbirds are back from Florida. |
1.1862 |
0.04034 |
145 |
124 |
15 |
6 |
1625 |
Maybe we should try Ozempic after all! |
1.1862 |
0.03789 |
145 |
122 |
19 |
4 |
1626 |
It's spring and the snowbirds are coming home. |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
1627 |
We're gonna need a sturdier avian exclusion fence. |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
1628 |
I see the Wilsons planted high-grade marijuana and magic mushrooms again." |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
1629 |
They've started migrating south earlier this year. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
1630 |
Honey, it’s just Tom Cruise filming a movie. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
1631 |
How can we keep up with the Joneses? |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
1632 |
OMG, they've figured a way to cross the border. |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
1633 |
I see the Bensons have given up gardening. |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
1634 |
Maybe we should consider a more active hobby |
1.1857 |
0.03597 |
140 |
116 |
22 |
2 |
1635 |
Just our luck, the chard won't be ready to pick for the funeral. |
1.1857 |
0.04002 |
140 |
119 |
16 |
5 |
1636 |
Doug and Bethany are eyeing our crops again. |
1.1857 |
0.04002 |
140 |
119 |
16 |
5 |
1637 |
My Uber Eats is here |
1.1857 |
0.03872 |
140 |
118 |
18 |
4 |
1638 |
I miss our visits with them over the fence. |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
1639 |
Some people just like to show off. |
1.1855 |
0.04187 |
124 |
105 |
15 |
4 |
1640 |
We plant carrots, and they show us up by learning to fly. |
1.1855 |
0.04187 |
124 |
105 |
15 |
4 |
1641 |
Just let's try to not sit directly under them. |
1.1855 |
0.04187 |
124 |
105 |
15 |
4 |
1642 |
That was no bunny rabbit eating the raspberries. |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
1643 |
We're gonna need a scareperson |
1.1852 |
0.04359 |
135 |
117 |
11 |
7 |
1644 |
It does actually look easy on the knees |
1.1852 |
0.04230 |
135 |
116 |
13 |
6 |
1645 |
It could be a symptom of birdflue. |
1.1852 |
0.03960 |
135 |
114 |
17 |
4 |
1646 |
We're not keeping up with the Droneses. |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
1647 |
Spring must be around the corner. The snow birds are back. |
1.1852 |
0.03960 |
135 |
114 |
17 |
4 |
1648 |
Martha, get your umbrella. |
1.1852 |
0.03818 |
135 |
113 |
19 |
3 |
1649 |
Bankers flying south. Another bank must have failed. |
1.1849 |
0.03765 |
146 |
123 |
19 |
4 |
1650 |
Looks like the snowbirds are back from their winter down south. |
1.1849 |
0.03637 |
146 |
122 |
21 |
3 |
1651 |
Well, we know they aren’t going to the office! |
1.1849 |
0.04237 |
146 |
127 |
11 |
8 |
1652 |
Uh-oh! Face plants. |
1.1849 |
0.04460 |
119 |
102 |
12 |
5 |
1653 |
They're Florida gaybirds. A little early this year. |
1.1849 |
0.03952 |
119 |
99 |
18 |
2 |
1654 |
I hope our plants are that good. |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
1655 |
First we were hunters, then gatherers, now fly . . . |
1.1849 |
0.04128 |
119 |
100 |
16 |
3 |
1656 |
I. thought a guy named Icarus tried that & it didn't work. |
1.1849 |
0.04460 |
119 |
102 |
12 |
5 |
1657 |
I hate the way they look down on us. |
1.1846 |
0.04199 |
130 |
111 |
14 |
5 |
1658 |
Those new AI drones are kinda creepy. |
1.1846 |
0.03749 |
130 |
108 |
20 |
2 |
1659 |
Next thing you know, Santa's gonna fire the reindeer. |
1.1846 |
0.04055 |
130 |
110 |
16 |
4 |
1660 |
I guess we don’t have to wait for pigs anymore. |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
1661 |
I guess Mary and John won’t be at the AA meeting in the morning. |
1.1842 |
0.04589 |
114 |
98 |
11 |
5 |
1662 |
I wonder if anyone explained the ripcord to them? |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
1663 |
Get me the BIG net, please. |
1.1842 |
0.04238 |
114 |
96 |
15 |
3 |
1664 |
Oh great, the Ditmyers are at it again, achieve achieve. |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
1665 |
Call your sister and tell her the house she loves is going on the market… |
1.1840 |
0.04156 |
125 |
106 |
15 |
4 |
1666 |
I see the Johnsons got zero-emission transportation. |
1.1840 |
0.03997 |
125 |
105 |
17 |
3 |
1667 |
I wish our neighbors would get a hobby a little more down to earth. |
1.1840 |
0.03833 |
125 |
104 |
19 |
2 |
1668 |
They'll probably crap all over our car like they do every year. |
1.1840 |
0.03833 |
125 |
104 |
19 |
2 |
1669 |
A scarecrow with COVID should do the trick. |
1.1840 |
0.03833 |
125 |
104 |
19 |
2 |
1670 |
We better net the seeds to keep the snowbirds out. |
1.1838 |
0.03933 |
136 |
115 |
17 |
4 |
1671 |
You know it's really spring when the snowbirds head back to Canada. |
1.1838 |
0.03792 |
136 |
114 |
19 |
3 |
1672 |
Wow, the Vivaldi ads a nice touch! |
1.1838 |
0.04329 |
136 |
118 |
11 |
7 |
1673 |
Don't they normally head north this time of year? |
1.1838 |
0.03646 |
136 |
113 |
21 |
2 |
1674 |
Looks like they're coming in hot. |
1.1838 |
0.03792 |
136 |
114 |
19 |
3 |
1675 |
That pilot's training program is really pushing the limits! |
1.1838 |
0.03792 |
136 |
114 |
19 |
3 |
1676 |
They go to Florida every summer. Do they need to make such a big deal of it? |
1.1838 |
0.03792 |
136 |
114 |
19 |
3 |
1677 |
Ahh, It's the Capistranos returning to Lower Manhattan. |
1.1838 |
0.03933 |
136 |
115 |
17 |
4 |
1678 |
Looks like the Smiths are dreaming again |
1.1838 |
0.03933 |
136 |
115 |
17 |
4 |
1679 |
They’re comin’ for the WEED…
NOT to weed!! |
1.1838 |
0.04069 |
136 |
116 |
15 |
5 |
1680 |
They take the snowbird thing very seriously. |
1.1838 |
0.03933 |
136 |
115 |
17 |
4 |
1681 |
Just a coupla loons. |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
1682 |
Did you put the car in the garage? |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
1683 |
I believe they're inflatable drones. |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
1684 |
I wouldn’t say anything about “back to the earth” if I were you, |
1.1833 |
0.03922 |
120 |
100 |
18 |
2 |
1685 |
I see the Smithers are back for the summer |
1.1833 |
0.03922 |
120 |
100 |
18 |
2 |
1686 |
Robin and Jay again..such flock outliers |
1.1833 |
0.04425 |
120 |
103 |
12 |
5 |
1687 |
They may be able to fly, but we have a smaller carbon footprint.... |
1.1833 |
0.04264 |
120 |
102 |
14 |
4 |
1688 |
I guess they thought that their parachutes had opened. |
1.1833 |
0.03922 |
120 |
100 |
18 |
2 |
1689 |
Hey,the Swallows came back. |
1.1833 |
0.04264 |
120 |
102 |
14 |
4 |
1690 |
At least they don't make much noise. |
1.1832 |
0.03723 |
131 |
109 |
20 |
2 |
1691 |
Spring migration, I guess. |
1.1832 |
0.03562 |
131 |
108 |
22 |
1 |
1692 |
The snowbirds are migrating North again. |
1.1832 |
0.03723 |
131 |
109 |
20 |
2 |
1693 |
Right on time, the Griswalds off to Maine for the summer. |
1.1832 |
0.04026 |
131 |
111 |
16 |
4 |
1694 |
We need a more exciting hobby. |
1.1832 |
0.04308 |
131 |
113 |
12 |
6 |
1695 |
So they're the flighty new neighbors. |
1.1832 |
0.04169 |
131 |
112 |
14 |
5 |
1696 |
Because last time I had to wash my shorts twice to get rid of the smell |
1.1832 |
0.03723 |
131 |
109 |
20 |
2 |
1697 |
Judy call the cops, the neighbors are high again |
1.1832 |
0.03877 |
131 |
110 |
18 |
3 |
1698 |
Not a very nice message about keeping up with the neighbors. |
1.1831 |
0.03950 |
142 |
121 |
16 |
5 |
1699 |
Just another sign of climate change I guess. |
1.1831 |
0.03550 |
142 |
118 |
22 |
2 |
1700 |
Maybe we should make a scarecrow holding an AK-47. |
1.1831 |
0.03688 |
142 |
119 |
20 |
3 |
1701 |
Here comes the birds of happiness ! |
1.1831 |
0.03950 |
142 |
121 |
16 |
5 |
1702 |
When we were having dinner , they did say that they were flying to France . |
1.1826 |
0.04552 |
115 |
99 |
11 |
5 |
1703 |
I thought I heard honking. |
1.1826 |
0.04381 |
115 |
98 |
13 |
4 |
1704 |
Keeping up with the Joneses gets harder every year. |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
1705 |
honey, bring me the shotgun... |
1.1826 |
0.04018 |
115 |
96 |
17 |
2 |
1706 |
Great, and we thought crows were difficult? |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
1707 |
Do you think they'll drop a few exotic seeds? |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
1708 |
Maybe we should take the new neighbors up on their dinner invitation. I think it might be interesting. |
1.1826 |
0.04018 |
115 |
96 |
17 |
2 |
1709 |
don’t worry , that’s a couple of amazon delivery folks |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
1710 |
The flying doesn't bother me. It's the X-Ray vision I have a problem with. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1711 |
Oh great, your parents are dropping in for the weekend. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1712 |
They used to fly south for the winter. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1713 |
We're going to need a bigger scarecrow. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1714 |
It’s all timing. We plant early, they pull ripcords too late. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1715 |
They told me they'd be flying home, but . . . . |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1716 |
Did you remember to put the caviar in the feeders? |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1717 |
I need a break. |
1.1825 |
0.03634 |
126 |
104 |
21 |
1 |
1718 |
They did say they were broadening their horizons. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1719 |
I wonder if landing hurts more than kneeling. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1720 |
ANYONE CAN SKYDIVE ...ONCE! |
1.1825 |
0.03634 |
126 |
104 |
21 |
1 |
1721 |
Look! Inflation has gotten to the neighbors! |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1722 |
That’s why I don’t fly Budget Air. |
1.1825 |
0.03907 |
137 |
116 |
17 |
4 |
1723 |
That’s not going to be good for their soil. |
1.1825 |
0.03907 |
137 |
116 |
17 |
4 |
1724 |
Should we stop planting mushrooms? |
1.1824 |
0.03958 |
148 |
127 |
15 |
6 |
1725 |
Looks like it's tourist season. |
1.1818 |
0.03998 |
132 |
112 |
16 |
4 |
1726 |
The Wall Streeters are flying north for the recession. |
1.1818 |
0.04140 |
132 |
113 |
14 |
5 |
1727 |
Paul and Mary have been traveling a lot since they became empty nesters. |
1.1818 |
0.04232 |
121 |
103 |
14 |
4 |
1728 |
Looks like the Byrd’s are home from Florida. |
1.1818 |
0.03797 |
143 |
121 |
18 |
4 |
1729 |
I think our neighbors are growing too much marijuana. |
1.1818 |
0.03998 |
132 |
112 |
16 |
4 |
1730 |
The snow birds are coming back from Florida. |
1.1818 |
0.03797 |
143 |
121 |
18 |
4 |
1731 |
Well there’s a way to get past the airline problems. |
1.1818 |
0.03537 |
132 |
109 |
22 |
1 |
1732 |
well, look at that! … Ned and Jenny Swallow! …
just the other day, Ned says to me … he says, ‘Fielding …when Spring comes, we might be returning to San Juan Capistrano.’ |
1.1818 |
0.03850 |
132 |
111 |
18 |
3 |
1733 |
The Joneses never miss a Red Bull promotion. |
1.1818 |
0.03850 |
132 |
111 |
18 |
3 |
1734 |
I can't wait for the airport to be completed. |
1.1818 |
0.03528 |
143 |
119 |
22 |
2 |
1735 |
Yes, we are simply cameos in Ed's dreamscape! |
1.1818 |
0.03998 |
132 |
112 |
16 |
4 |
1736 |
Keep planting. This stuff he gave us works! |
1.1818 |
0.03850 |
132 |
111 |
18 |
3 |
1737 |
It seems like Hendersons are back earlier every year. |
1.1818 |
0.03998 |
132 |
112 |
16 |
4 |
1738 |
The Johnstons went with mushrooms. |
1.1818 |
0.04391 |
121 |
104 |
12 |
5 |
1739 |
Those kids think life's a big joke. It's not the weekend, they should be in goddamn school! |
1.1818 |
0.04066 |
121 |
102 |
16 |
3 |
1740 |
Are those real or a side effect of our cheaper meds? |
1.1818 |
0.04066 |
121 |
102 |
16 |
3 |
1741 |
They will never know the joys of gardening. |
1.1818 |
0.04232 |
121 |
103 |
14 |
4 |
1742 |
Commuters. |
1.1818 |
0.03924 |
143 |
122 |
16 |
5 |
1743 |
I wish we could afford to buy Redbull... |
1.1818 |
0.04232 |
121 |
103 |
14 |
4 |
1744 |
I knew that wasn’t a bird that pooped on the car yesterday |
1.1818 |
0.04140 |
132 |
113 |
14 |
5 |
1745 |
Looks like the Smiths have completed their bucket list. |
1.1812 |
0.04015 |
138 |
118 |
15 |
5 |
1746 |
Looks like the Cunninghams are flying south for the winter. |
1.1812 |
0.03742 |
138 |
116 |
19 |
3 |
1747 |
She’s no Sally Field. |
1.1812 |
0.04270 |
138 |
120 |
11 |
7 |
1748 |
Look dear. You really know it's spring when the snowbirds begin to fly home! |
1.1812 |
0.03881 |
138 |
117 |
17 |
4 |
1749 |
You know it's time to plant when the Cranes come back from Florida." |
1.1811 |
0.04245 |
127 |
109 |
13 |
5 |
1750 |
I wonder if they're returning snowbirds, or reasonable people fleeing Ron DeSantis. |
1.1811 |
0.03940 |
127 |
107 |
17 |
3 |
1751 |
Oh look! The first snowbirds are returning! |
1.1811 |
0.04095 |
127 |
108 |
15 |
4 |
1752 |
It looks like the snowbirds are back from Florida. |
1.1811 |
0.03778 |
127 |
106 |
19 |
2 |
1753 |
They better not fly over our car. |
1.1811 |
0.04245 |
127 |
109 |
13 |
5 |
1754 |
Looks like our fertilizer is here. |
1.1811 |
0.03940 |
127 |
107 |
17 |
3 |
1755 |
We need a new travel agent. |
1.1811 |
0.03940 |
127 |
107 |
17 |
3 |
1756 |
Looks like the Greenbaums are back from wintering in St. Barts. |
1.1811 |
0.03940 |
127 |
107 |
17 |
3 |
1757 |
Snow birds return. |
1.1811 |
0.04530 |
127 |
111 |
9 |
7 |
1758 |
Well damn...they must've molted! |
1.1811 |
0.03608 |
127 |
105 |
21 |
1 |
1759 |
Whoa! I thought "snowbirds" was a metaphor. |
1.1811 |
0.04095 |
127 |
108 |
15 |
4 |
1760 |
Apparently they planted something other than green beans |
1.1810 |
0.03986 |
116 |
97 |
17 |
2 |
1761 |
That mega-trampoline was a bad idea. |
1.1810 |
0.04515 |
116 |
100 |
11 |
5 |
1762 |
Put the scarecrow up. The Emersons are not eating our seeds again. |
1.1810 |
0.04346 |
116 |
99 |
13 |
4 |
1763 |
Well, there go the Jones's on another cheap vacation trip. |
1.1810 |
0.04515 |
116 |
100 |
11 |
5 |
1764 |
It's our Senator and Representative, diving into their campaigns early. |
1.1810 |
0.04515 |
116 |
100 |
11 |
5 |
1765 |
Here comes another summer of learning all about Florida and the challenges of maintaining a low carbon footprint. |
1.1810 |
0.04170 |
116 |
98 |
15 |
3 |
1766 |
That's a first -- the snowbirds returning without their RVs. |
1.1810 |
0.04645 |
105 |
90 |
11 |
4 |
1767 |
Is there a season on those? |
1.1806 |
0.03641 |
144 |
121 |
20 |
3 |
1768 |
I told you the skydive bar around the corner would be a nuisance. |
1.1806 |
0.03899 |
144 |
123 |
16 |
5 |
1769 |
I'm glad other people kept their Pandemic hobbies. |
1.1805 |
0.04111 |
133 |
114 |
14 |
5 |
1770 |
The neighbors are high as a kite again |
1.1805 |
0.03824 |
133 |
112 |
18 |
3 |
1771 |
Is it just me or are the neighbors high again? |
1.1805 |
0.04247 |
133 |
115 |
12 |
6 |
1772 |
I thought they were flying in on Tuesday. |
1.1805 |
0.03824 |
133 |
112 |
18 |
3 |
1773 |
It's safe to plant our tomatoes when the snowbirds are migrating back from Florida. |
1.1805 |
0.04247 |
133 |
115 |
12 |
6 |
1774 |
Call the HOA, the Millers aren’t working on their yard. |
1.1803 |
0.04358 |
122 |
105 |
12 |
5 |
1775 |
Maybe we should raise the fences again. |
1.1803 |
0.03495 |
122 |
100 |
22 |
0 |
1776 |
Get ready for another spring planting. |
1.1803 |
0.04358 |
122 |
105 |
12 |
5 |
1777 |
Spring is officially here… the Kapinsky’s are migrating back from Florida. |
1.1803 |
0.03684 |
122 |
101 |
20 |
1 |
1778 |
I told you that skydiving Groupons are a bad idea. |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
1779 |
Gee, I wonder what their garden looks like? |
1.1803 |
0.03863 |
122 |
102 |
18 |
2 |
1780 |
I thought you’d told them to call first, no drop-ins. |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
1781 |
I never found the Johnsons to be a particularly grounded couple. |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
1782 |
Blind skydiving was never a good idea. |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
1783 |
This takes helicopter parenting to the next level. |
1.1803 |
0.04199 |
122 |
104 |
14 |
4 |
1784 |
I guess she made beans again. |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
1785 |
Ah, the snowbirds, flying north for the spring. |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
1786 |
That's one way to avoid airline cancellations. |
1.1802 |
0.04650 |
111 |
96 |
10 |
5 |
1787 |
Man, it’s raining Kates and Dougs out here. |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
1788 |
See Oliver, I told you if we popped the spy balloon, they'd find another way. |
1.1800 |
0.03908 |
150 |
129 |
15 |
6 |
1789 |
Ok… so Rick and Pete are better at retirement than we are. |
1.1799 |
0.04116 |
139 |
120 |
13 |
6 |
1790 |
They're migrant workers. |
1.1799 |
0.04116 |
139 |
120 |
13 |
6 |
1791 |
Don't worry, it's not this stuff. Those guys can actually fly. |
1.1799 |
0.03425 |
139 |
115 |
23 |
1 |
1792 |
That new nonstop airline is cheap, but crazy. |
1.1797 |
0.03751 |
128 |
107 |
19 |
2 |
1793 |
No gift, no tomatoes. |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
1794 |
Just your garden variety migratory types |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
1795 |
I thought gardening was uplifting." |
1.1795 |
0.04312 |
117 |
100 |
13 |
4 |
1796 |
Look honey, it’s Wilbur and Orville |
1.1795 |
0.04479 |
117 |
101 |
11 |
5 |
1797 |
The magpies are proficient at parroting. |
1.1795 |
0.04137 |
117 |
99 |
15 |
3 |
1798 |
Omnivores!." "Watch out!! |
1.1791 |
0.03943 |
134 |
114 |
16 |
4 |
1799 |
Hallelujah it's raining men, amen |
1.1791 |
0.04082 |
134 |
115 |
14 |
5 |
1800 |
Well that explains the brown muck on the statue in town. |
1.1791 |
0.03943 |
134 |
114 |
16 |
4 |
1801 |
Should we grow weed? |
1.1791 |
0.03943 |
134 |
114 |
16 |
4 |
1802 |
Sure, the Johnson’s can fly, but I heard their lawn is a mess. |
1.1791 |
0.03943 |
134 |
114 |
16 |
4 |
1803 |
We better put up our scarecrow very soon. |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
123 |
104 |
16 |
3 |
1804 |
Yeah, well our hobbies probably seem more thrilling to them. |
1.1789 |
0.03657 |
123 |
102 |
20 |
1 |
1805 |
I told you the country is being taken over by the far wingers |
1.1789 |
0.04168 |
123 |
105 |
14 |
4 |
1806 |
I don't think those were portobello mushrooms you planted. |
1.1789 |
0.03835 |
123 |
103 |
18 |
2 |
1807 |
The Wilson’s planted those magic mushrooms again |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
123 |
104 |
16 |
3 |
1808 |
Reminds me that we need to plan our visit to Canada this summer. |
1.1789 |
0.03657 |
123 |
102 |
20 |
1 |
1809 |
Yup, it’s Spring. The snowbirds are flying north. |
1.1789 |
0.03835 |
123 |
103 |
18 |
2 |
1810 |
They said they were taking a flyer. |
1.1789 |
0.04476 |
123 |
107 |
10 |
6 |
1811 |
Look at that. Methane powered. I’ll be darned. |
1.1789 |
0.03657 |
123 |
107 |
12 |
4 |
1812 |
Seriously, how many Coronation flypasts are they going to do? |
1.1789 |
0.04168 |
123 |
105 |
14 |
4 |
1813 |
I think I want to explore new hobbies |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
123 |
104 |
16 |
3 |
1814 |
Looks like the Petersons are back from their winter vacation in Mexico. |
1.1788 |
0.03884 |
151 |
130 |
15 |
6 |
1815 |
The cannabis varieties get better every day. |
1.1788 |
0.03769 |
151 |
129 |
17 |
5 |
1816 |
Get the protective netting for the tomatoes. Ed and Mavis are back from Florida and they look hungry. |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
1817 |
I like them, but they’re in our airspace. |
1.1786 |
0.04054 |
112 |
94 |
16 |
2 |
1818 |
It's the Mergusons, back from Florida. |
1.1786 |
0.03693 |
140 |
118 |
19 |
3 |
1819 |
We need a new strategy to protect the seeds. |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
1820 |
It must be spring — the Robbinses are back. |
1.1783 |
0.03558 |
129 |
107 |
21 |
1 |
1821 |
Jerry is having the flying dream again. |
1.1783 |
0.03724 |
129 |
108 |
19 |
2 |
1822 |
We plant it and they smoke it! |
1.1783 |
0.04184 |
129 |
111 |
13 |
5 |
1823 |
It just makes mating season so awkward. |
1.1783 |
0.03724 |
129 |
108 |
19 |
2 |
1824 |
Oh my God, it's the Nelson's again. I guess we weren't sufficiently effusive when they showed off their submarines |
1.1783 |
0.04184 |
129 |
111 |
13 |
5 |
1825 |
Oh, look who else has a new hobby. |
1.1783 |
0.03724 |
129 |
108 |
19 |
2 |
1826 |
This is what happens when the government doesn't know how to regulate AI. |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
1827 |
Those arms signal 'we're going to crash!' |
1.1780 |
0.03536 |
118 |
97 |
21 |
0 |
1828 |
Why don’t we do that? |
1.1780 |
0.04444 |
118 |
102 |
11 |
5 |
1829 |
I hope they aren't planning to eat our little seedlings. |
1.1780 |
0.03924 |
118 |
99 |
17 |
2 |
1830 |
'' yet another real estate agent trying something different...." |
1.1780 |
0.04278 |
118 |
101 |
13 |
4 |
1831 |
But will lavender keep out the Abernathy's? |
1.1780 |
0.03735 |
118 |
98 |
19 |
1 |
1832 |
Their free time looks a lot more free than ours. |
1.1780 |
0.03924 |
118 |
99 |
17 |
2 |
1833 |
They make it look so easy, don’t they? |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
1834 |
I’m glad we’re both down to earth. |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
1835 |
I hope the one on the right likes surprises. |
1.1780 |
0.04278 |
118 |
101 |
13 |
4 |
1836 |
When pigs can fly |
1.1778 |
0.03772 |
135 |
114 |
18 |
3 |
1837 |
Better hide the seeds … |
1.1778 |
0.04054 |
135 |
116 |
14 |
5 |
1838 |
They are getting really fancy with those drones. |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
1839 |
Just when we start working on being more grounded |
1.1776 |
0.04160 |
107 |
90 |
15 |
2 |
1840 |
Well, the Hansons are back from Florida. |
1.1774 |
0.04442 |
124 |
108 |
10 |
6 |
1841 |
So when he said "do you want to get high with us?" I guess I misunderstood. Anyway, we are on for tomorrow. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
1842 |
The Wallendas are back |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
1843 |
"That's it Margaret. This is where we stop trying to keep up with the Joneses." |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
1844 |
What weirdos. They probably drive EVs. |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
1845 |
I told you bird parents are worse than helicopter parents… |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
1846 |
Well, that explains the beanbag in our tree. |
1.1773 |
0.03804 |
141 |
120 |
17 |
4 |
1847 |
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s the neighbors? |
1.1773 |
0.03669 |
141 |
119 |
19 |
3 |
1848 |
Damn! They're already back and it's only May 1. |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
1849 |
I guess they had a little too much RedBull. |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
1850 |
Look at those smug expressions! I think they are about to release their « golden parachutes ». |
1.1770 |
0.04396 |
113 |
97 |
12 |
4 |
1851 |
Looks like the Byrds are back from their winter getaway. |
1.1769 |
0.03856 |
130 |
110 |
17 |
3 |
1852 |
Looks like the neighbors found their Red Bull stash. |
1.1769 |
0.03856 |
130 |
110 |
17 |
3 |
1853 |
Oh great,you start ONE above-board weed farm and suddenly it’s an open invite to the “They had $2.5 million to repurpose a barn somewhere up the Hudson” New York Times real estate section crew |
1.1769 |
0.04007 |
130 |
111 |
15 |
4 |
1854 |
Poop alert! |
1.1769 |
0.04007 |
130 |
111 |
15 |
4 |
1855 |
Looks like the Harrison’s have been harvesting their ‘oregano’ again! |
1.1765 |
0.03889 |
136 |
116 |
16 |
4 |
1856 |
It looks like more executives escaped another bank collapse |
1.1765 |
0.03894 |
119 |
100 |
17 |
2 |
1857 |
The summer people, right on time |
1.1765 |
0.03598 |
136 |
114 |
20 |
2 |
1858 |
The Kaplans are having that flying dream again. |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
1859 |
I see they're back from their 'Infinite Possibilities' retreat. |
1.1765 |
0.04409 |
119 |
103 |
11 |
5 |
1860 |
The right-wingers are flying south. |
1.1765 |
0.04409 |
119 |
103 |
11 |
5 |
1861 |
There go the HOA inspectors again! |
1.1765 |
0.04409 |
119 |
103 |
11 |
5 |
1862 |
I thought Darwin Award winners don't get to breed. |
1.1765 |
0.04026 |
136 |
117 |
14 |
5 |
1863 |
It must be May, the Birnbaums are back from Boca. |
1.1765 |
0.03746 |
136 |
115 |
18 |
3 |
1864 |
Well, it looks like the new neighbors are high again. |
1.1761 |
0.03779 |
142 |
121 |
17 |
4 |
1865 |
I hate it when they fly back from Florida! |
1.1760 |
0.04409 |
125 |
109 |
10 |
6 |
1866 |
Smiles aplenty, obviously headed to The Villages. |
1.1760 |
0.03945 |
125 |
106 |
16 |
3 |
1867 |
Flying north so early? It must be global warming. |
1.1760 |
0.03778 |
125 |
105 |
18 |
2 |
1868 |
Looks like we're going to need the scarecrow. |
1.1760 |
0.03778 |
125 |
105 |
18 |
2 |
1869 |
Those can’t be the first robins of Spring. |
1.1760 |
0.03604 |
125 |
104 |
20 |
1 |
1870 |
Look, the Hansons are already flying north for the summer. We'd better get these starts in now! |
1.1759 |
0.04124 |
108 |
91 |
15 |
2 |
1871 |
Hey hon,looks like the Johnsons are back from Florida. |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
1872 |
We’re going to need to rethink the scarecrow design. |
1.1759 |
0.04124 |
108 |
91 |
15 |
2 |
1873 |
Baggage and fuselage are an extra charge. |
1.1759 |
0.04892 |
108 |
95 |
7 |
6 |
1874 |
We better put up the scare bro |
1.1757 |
0.04036 |
148 |
129 |
12 |
7 |
1875 |
Do you think we need a scarecrow? |
1.1756 |
0.03672 |
131 |
110 |
19 |
2 |
1876 |
Look, the businessmen are migrating. |
1.1756 |
0.03979 |
131 |
112 |
15 |
4 |
1877 |
I know airfares have skyrocketed, but really? |
1.1756 |
0.04124 |
131 |
113 |
13 |
5 |
1878 |
Will our weed get us that high? |
1.1756 |
0.04124 |
131 |
113 |
13 |
5 |
1879 |
I hope the Hendersons don't eat our seedlings again. |
1.1756 |
0.04264 |
131 |
114 |
11 |
6 |
1880 |
Maybe we should try that Red Bull? |
1.1756 |
0.03979 |
131 |
112 |
15 |
4 |
1881 |
Every spring our garden has a new predator. |
1.1756 |
0.03829 |
131 |
111 |
17 |
3 |
1882 |
In typical fashion they are trying to one-up our drone. |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
1883 |
Your flying aunts are early this year. |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
1884 |
Aren't those the two that wrecked our birdbath last week? |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
1885 |
They're a little early this year, aren't they? |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
1886 |
Your in-laws have arrived |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
1887 |
I don't think I would be that happy with no-frills flying. |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
1888 |
There go the neighbors. |
1.1753 |
0.04863 |
97 |
84 |
9 |
4 |
1889 |
In our day, youngsters didn't have helium enemas! |
1.1750 |
0.04211 |
120 |
103 |
13 |
4 |
1890 |
I told you there was something different about Clark Kent's kids... |
1.1750 |
0.04042 |
120 |
102 |
15 |
3 |
1891 |
They read online you could sky dive without a parachute. |
1.1750 |
0.04042 |
120 |
102 |
15 |
3 |
1892 |
Snowbirds are early this year |
1.1750 |
0.03864 |
120 |
101 |
17 |
2 |
1893 |
Well, it is that time of year... |
1.1750 |
0.03864 |
120 |
101 |
17 |
2 |
1894 |
I told you we have been out in the sun too long.... |
1.1750 |
0.03864 |
120 |
101 |
17 |
2 |
1895 |
We may have started the garden a little late this year, Dear—the snowbirds are already back. |
1.1750 |
0.03864 |
120 |
101 |
17 |
2 |
1896 |
At the hardware store Bob said the only alternative she gave him was going on Dr. Phil. |
1.1750 |
0.04374 |
120 |
104 |
11 |
5 |
1897 |
planting the future together |
1.1750 |
0.03864 |
120 |
101 |
17 |
2 |
1898 |
Guess it’s true what they say: Ida and Fred never sweat the details. |
1.1748 |
0.04236 |
103 |
87 |
14 |
2 |
1899 |
Looks like help has finally arrived |
1.1748 |
0.04864 |
103 |
90 |
8 |
5 |
1900 |
It's just the Johnsons, up to another daring, ballsy Saturday as per usual. They are so like us. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
1901 |
Look, honey, it's the regular migration of CPAs heading to Bermuda after tax season. |
1.1746 |
0.03751 |
126 |
106 |
18 |
2 |
1902 |
That's one way to lose out on frequent flier miles |
1.1746 |
0.03751 |
126 |
106 |
18 |
2 |
1903 |
Adding to the methane problem !! |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
1904 |
I know what to do with that extra manure. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
1905 |
Republicans Flying North for The Primaries |
1.1746 |
0.04376 |
126 |
110 |
10 |
6 |
1906 |
I thought about it, but they don't offer health insurance to freelance drones. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
1907 |
Flying back north for the summer I guess. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
1908 |
Huh. I read that AI generated content was going to be difficult to spot. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
1909 |
I think we finally managed to land a good batch of hemp plants |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
1910 |
I’m told they’re actually pretty intelligent. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
1911 |
It's a sure sign of Spring. The Birdbrains have returned ! |
1.1743 |
0.04671 |
109 |
95 |
9 |
5 |
1912 |
You said we'd move when pigs fly. I'm not sure what this mean we should do. |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
1913 |
They were having so much fun, they forgot to pull the cord. |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
1914 |
I guess their superfoods aren't advertised in 'Home and Garden.' |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
1915 |
If we were meant to fly, God would never have invented gravity. |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
1916 |
I guess the internet was right, birds aren’t real! |
1.1743 |
0.03876 |
109 |
91 |
17 |
1 |
1917 |
Grandpa always said "look to the sky for signs of the Apocalypse" |
1.1742 |
0.03951 |
132 |
113 |
15 |
4 |
1918 |
The flying Wallendas are back - a sure sign of spring. |
1.1742 |
0.03802 |
132 |
112 |
17 |
3 |
1919 |
Look, Martha, it's the Hendersons, back from Florida. You know it's Spring when the snowbirds return to New York. |
1.1742 |
0.03951 |
132 |
113 |
15 |
4 |
1920 |
Looks like the snowbirds are right on schedule. |
1.1742 |
0.03802 |
132 |
112 |
17 |
3 |
1921 |
Looks like the neighbors are back from the south. |
1.1742 |
0.03646 |
132 |
111 |
19 |
2 |
1922 |
I preferred it when they used a private jet - it was harder to detect their smugness. |
1.1739 |
0.04498 |
115 |
100 |
10 |
5 |
1923 |
To hell with the vegetables. We should be raising mushrooms. |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
1924 |
We should get a garage. |
1.1739 |
0.03550 |
115 |
95 |
20 |
0 |
1925 |
Looks like the Thompsons have returned after flying south for the winter. |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
1926 |
That time of the year again, the Snow Birds are flying north. |
1.1739 |
0.03696 |
138 |
117 |
18 |
3 |
1927 |
Looks like Frequent Flyers... |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
1928 |
I think we’ve lost the plot. |
1.1739 |
0.04498 |
115 |
100 |
10 |
5 |
1929 |
Looks like the Bill and Janice are back from Florida. |
1.1739 |
0.03836 |
138 |
118 |
16 |
4 |
1930 |
Just pray they're not vegans. |
1.1739 |
0.03398 |
138 |
115 |
22 |
1 |
1931 |
Looks like they got over their fear of flying. |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
1932 |
I told you that weed killer made me feel high. |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
1933 |
It must be May 1 - the accountants are flying again. |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
1934 |
Birding looks more fun than gardening. |
1.1739 |
0.03550 |
115 |
95 |
20 |
0 |
1935 |
They’re anti-social and anti-gravity. |
1.1739 |
0.03759 |
115 |
96 |
18 |
1 |
1936 |
That vaccine has hit people quite differently |
1.1736 |
0.04340 |
121 |
105 |
11 |
5 |
1937 |
It’s really hard to keep up with the Joneses when they’re growing shrooms. |
1.1736 |
0.04179 |
121 |
104 |
13 |
4 |
1938 |
My best guess would be that they're near sighted. |
1.1736 |
0.03651 |
121 |
101 |
19 |
1 |
1939 |
That's why I don't plant poppies. |
1.1736 |
0.03835 |
121 |
102 |
17 |
2 |
1940 |
If these seeds they gave us are as good as they said they are we’ll be up there with them in a couple of months. |
1.1736 |
0.04179 |
121 |
104 |
13 |
4 |
1941 |
Your brothers always feel like they can just drop in any time. |
1.1736 |
0.04340 |
121 |
105 |
11 |
5 |
1942 |
I told you not to eat the seeds. |
1.1736 |
0.04340 |
121 |
105 |
11 |
5 |
1943 |
How long have migrant laborers been white collar workers? |
1.1732 |
0.03888 |
127 |
108 |
16 |
3 |
1944 |
Are those Snowbirds? |
1.1732 |
0.03888 |
127 |
108 |
16 |
3 |
1945 |
Look! The Loons are flying South for the tourist season. |
1.1732 |
0.04045 |
127 |
109 |
14 |
4 |
1946 |
Looks like the edibles are kicking in. |
1.1732 |
0.04343 |
127 |
111 |
10 |
6 |
1947 |
Looks like the Supers are back from Florida. |
1.1732 |
0.04343 |
127 |
111 |
10 |
6 |
1948 |
Look, it's the first jackasses of spring. |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
1949 |
Tell me you didn’t invite the Robbins to our garden party. |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
1950 |
Honey, hand me the Red Bull. I’m going up. |
1.1731 |
0.04622 |
104 |
90 |
10 |
4 |
1951 |
The snowbirds are returning late this year. |
1.1729 |
0.03775 |
133 |
113 |
17 |
3 |
1952 |
Those nosy neighbors are here again. |
1.1729 |
0.03460 |
133 |
111 |
21 |
1 |
1953 |
I guess the markets are trending south this year. |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
1954 |
Look! It's raining people! |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
1955 |
Don’t worry. Those things don’t generally eat green leafy vegetables. |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
1956 |
The homeowners association is not going to approve this! |
1.1727 |
0.03811 |
139 |
119 |
16 |
4 |
1957 |
You know it's spring when the Smiths fly north from Boca. |
1.1727 |
0.03811 |
139 |
119 |
16 |
4 |
1958 |
I hate uninvited guests. |
1.1727 |
0.03376 |
139 |
116 |
22 |
1 |
1959 |
You're sure these are the same beans the Carters planted? |
1.1727 |
0.03811 |
139 |
119 |
16 |
4 |
1960 |
Oh look, more inane drones |
1.1724 |
0.03925 |
116 |
98 |
16 |
2 |
1961 |
I told them to rent a bouncy house with a roof. |
1.1724 |
0.04112 |
116 |
99 |
14 |
3 |
1962 |
There they go again -Patti and Bob showing off how they aren't the same as the rest of us in the neighborhood. |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
1963 |
Maybe we should just go to the dispensary and skip the growing season. |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
1964 |
I got to stop smokin' dope before gardening. |
1.1724 |
0.04112 |
116 |
99 |
14 |
3 |
1965 |
My God, they’re scouting out our produce before we even plant it! |
1.1724 |
0.03925 |
116 |
98 |
16 |
2 |
1966 |
I’m telling you Helen they’re worse then the rabbits |
1.1724 |
0.04076 |
145 |
127 |
11 |
7 |
1967 |
Why do the Byrds fly south in Spring? |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
1968 |
I sure hope that dynamic duo’s wearing adult diapers. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
1969 |
It's May - why are the uber-rich flying south already? |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
1970 |
they'll do anything to know what we are planting. |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
1971 |
I guess they really did find their natural high. |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
1972 |
I guess I should be glad that Mom and Pop found a new hobby. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
1973 |
Looks like Florida’s policies have finally reversed the great migration. |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
1974 |
Birding ain't what it used to be. |
1.1719 |
0.04312 |
128 |
112 |
10 |
6 |
1975 |
Glad I am wearing a hat this time. |
1.1719 |
0.03527 |
128 |
107 |
20 |
1 |
1976 |
I hope I closed the skylight. |
1.1719 |
0.03860 |
128 |
109 |
16 |
3 |
1977 |
Ugh… those entitled millennials thinking the rules don’t apply to them! |
1.1719 |
0.03860 |
128 |
109 |
16 |
3 |
1978 |
Hope they don't like greens. |
1.1719 |
0.04016 |
128 |
110 |
14 |
4 |
1979 |
The Rosenbergs are back from Florida. |
1.1719 |
0.03860 |
128 |
109 |
16 |
3 |
1980 |
Being an empty nester doesn't look so bad after all. |
1.1719 |
0.03697 |
128 |
108 |
18 |
2 |
1981 |
Fine for the Farquhars. They’re early adopters. But I’m at least two leases away from an invisible self-driving anti-gravity EV. |
1.1719 |
0.03697 |
128 |
108 |
18 |
2 |
1982 |
Looks like the Florida Showbirds are back for the summer. |
1.1719 |
0.03860 |
128 |
109 |
16 |
3 |
1983 |
The Johnsons are back from Florida. |
1.1719 |
0.03697 |
128 |
108 |
18 |
2 |
1984 |
I didn't know that Comic-Con was in town this weekend. |
1.1719 |
0.03860 |
128 |
109 |
16 |
3 |
1985 |
Do you think they'll be good pollinators? |
1.1717 |
0.04771 |
99 |
86 |
9 |
4 |
1986 |
Quick, put a MAGA hat on the scarecrow. |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
1987 |
I see the neighbors have migrated back from Cancun. |
1.1716 |
0.03749 |
134 |
114 |
17 |
3 |
1988 |
They're flying north already? Another sign of global warming. |
1.1716 |
0.03437 |
134 |
112 |
21 |
1 |
1989 |
I’m getting really tired of these TikTok trends. |
1.1716 |
0.03749 |
134 |
114 |
17 |
3 |
1990 |
Oh wow, there go the Canadian Lawyers flying South to Florida for hurricane season. |
1.1716 |
0.04037 |
134 |
116 |
13 |
5 |
1991 |
I told you we should have taken the couples mutation session instead. |
1.1716 |
0.03749 |
134 |
114 |
17 |
3 |
1992 |
I guess Mr. and Mrs. Pigg decided to test the principle once and for all. |
1.1716 |
0.03896 |
134 |
115 |
15 |
4 |
1993 |
Looks like John and Joel are back from vacation in Ibiza. |
1.1716 |
0.03437 |
134 |
112 |
21 |
1 |
1994 |
I’m sick and tired of these high flyers from the city lording it over us. |
1.1716 |
0.03896 |
134 |
115 |
15 |
4 |
1995 |
Damn it, I thought you said snowbird season was over. |
1.1716 |
0.03596 |
134 |
113 |
19 |
2 |
1996 |
Oh dear, I don't think only one parachute is going to help! |
1.1716 |
0.03749 |
134 |
114 |
17 |
3 |
1997 |
I thought the flying lessons would require more equipment. |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
1998 |
Must be newlyweds..... |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
1999 |
Yeah,well,must be nice to have a gardener. |
1.1714 |
0.04048 |
140 |
122 |
12 |
6 |
2000 |
Snowbirds are back, guess we have a home owners association meeting soon. |
1.1714 |
0.03919 |
140 |
121 |
14 |
5 |
2001 |
Yeah, it's impressive. But the yelling "Up, up, and away" 15 times a day is getting old. |
1.1714 |
0.03647 |
140 |
119 |
18 |
3 |
2002 |
Funny, I've always thought both the Hamiltons were a bit flighty. |
1.1714 |
0.04162 |
105 |
89 |
14 |
2 |
2003 |
The corporate vultures are circling our local bank. |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
2004 |
Hey look, everything we are not. |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
2005 |
poor things must be victims of the adderall shortage |
1.1714 |
0.03785 |
140 |
120 |
16 |
4 |
2006 |
They say they mate for life! |
1.1712 |
0.03553 |
146 |
124 |
19 |
3 |
2007 |
Being full of hot air does give the Ericksons some advantage! |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
2008 |
Well, it looks like Icarus met somebody. |
1.1712 |
0.04592 |
111 |
97 |
9 |
5 |
2009 |
Is pesticide considered a hallucinogen? |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
2010 |
Uh, oh - We’re gonna need a bigger scarecrow. |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
2011 |
The Wallendas are at it again. |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
2012 |
Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer the traditional scarecrow. |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
2013 |
I always knew our guardian angels were idiots. |
1.1712 |
0.03813 |
111 |
93 |
17 |
1 |
2014 |
Yeah, but I bet they won't have home-grown radishes in the summer. |
1.1709 |
0.04079 |
117 |
100 |
14 |
3 |
2015 |
No biggie. I do it in my sleep at least once a week. |
1.1709 |
0.04426 |
117 |
102 |
10 |
5 |
2016 |
Unlike Pigeons,their droppings on your head are quite bad luck. |
1.1709 |
0.04426 |
117 |
102 |
10 |
5 |
2017 |
You'd hope Bob and Myra would eventually get tired of flaunting all that air travel. |
1.1709 |
0.03700 |
117 |
98 |
18 |
1 |
2018 |
I think they're checking to see whether we may be planting any Beyond Burger seeds. |
1.1709 |
0.04079 |
117 |
100 |
14 |
3 |
2019 |
Look, Honey, the Swallows are back from Capistrano early this year. |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
2020 |
Their last kid must have just left for college. |
1.1709 |
0.04426 |
117 |
102 |
10 |
5 |
2021 |
They’re saying it might just be their best crop yet! |
1.1709 |
0.04589 |
117 |
103 |
8 |
6 |
2022 |
I’d like to have what they’re having. |
1.1709 |
0.04256 |
117 |
101 |
12 |
4 |
2023 |
Do you think they know the chutes didn’t open…? |
1.1709 |
0.04256 |
117 |
101 |
12 |
4 |
2024 |
Looks like the Joneses are flying back for the summer. |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
2025 |
Looks like those Anderson boys are getting high again. |
1.1709 |
0.04256 |
117 |
101 |
12 |
4 |
2026 |
Looks like the Caplans are heading back here from their Arizona condo. |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
2027 |
I see the Nicholsons are back from Florida |
1.1707 |
0.04274 |
123 |
107 |
11 |
5 |
2028 |
Migratory patterns are certainly changing, huh? |
1.1707 |
0.04274 |
123 |
107 |
11 |
5 |
2029 |
Looks like we've got some cleaning up to do |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2030 |
The Morrisons seem to fly off the handle at the drop of a hat! |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2031 |
The government is getting less and less inconspicuous... |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2032 |
Hey, the Wilsons are migrating back from Eastern Canada. |
1.1705 |
0.03987 |
129 |
111 |
14 |
4 |
2033 |
Uh-oh, the vegetarians have arrived. |
1.1705 |
0.04554 |
129 |
115 |
6 |
8 |
2034 |
Just don’t poop on our land |
1.1705 |
0.03502 |
129 |
108 |
20 |
1 |
2035 |
Looks like the snowbirds are migrating north again. |
1.1705 |
0.04280 |
129 |
113 |
10 |
6 |
2036 |
It's the Rapture! |
1.1705 |
0.04136 |
129 |
112 |
12 |
5 |
2037 |
If only they knew, gardening is much more grounding. |
1.1705 |
0.03832 |
129 |
110 |
16 |
3 |
2038 |
Is this the so-called flight simulator pilots train on? |
1.1705 |
0.03987 |
129 |
111 |
14 |
4 |
2039 |
They're called snowbirds because they'll hit snow somewhere near Milwaukee. |
1.1705 |
0.03987 |
129 |
111 |
14 |
4 |
2040 |
See? I knew we were on the right track with growing our own cannabis. |
1.1704 |
0.04009 |
135 |
117 |
13 |
5 |
2041 |
Well...Capistrano has its swallows and we have our neighbors the Wilsons... |
1.1704 |
0.03869 |
135 |
116 |
15 |
4 |
2042 |
Proof that you don’t need a parachute to skydive you only need one to skydive twice |
1.1702 |
0.03893 |
141 |
122 |
14 |
5 |
2043 |
Fred and Martha return from Florida |
1.1701 |
0.03660 |
147 |
126 |
17 |
4 |
2044 |
It's only AI |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
2045 |
Leave it to the Joneses to out-green us. |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
2046 |
So antigravity is a thing now? |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2047 |
Looks like the Sparrow brothers are returning from Mexico. |
1.1696 |
0.03781 |
112 |
94 |
17 |
1 |
2048 |
A sure sign of spring! The Hendersons are coming back from the South. |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2049 |
Looks like we’re going to need the scarecrow again this year. |
1.1696 |
0.04553 |
112 |
98 |
9 |
5 |
2050 |
The neighborhood is going to the Birds. |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2051 |
I hate trampolines. |
1.1696 |
0.04373 |
112 |
97 |
11 |
4 |
2052 |
We really don't have any privacy. |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2053 |
That's our new neighbours. They live nest door. |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
2054 |
Yes, someone told me they were a really down to earth couple, too. |
1.1696 |
0.04553 |
112 |
98 |
9 |
5 |
2055 |
I often wonder where they get the energy. |
1.1696 |
0.03562 |
112 |
93 |
19 |
0 |
2056 |
That’s going to make great mulch! |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
2057 |
The weatherman didn’t say anything about this. |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
2058 |
Isn't it early for the gliders to come back to Capistrano? |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2059 |
Looks like the Snowdens are back from Tampa. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2060 |
Well! Fall came early. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
2061 |
Looks like the grass really is better in the neighbours' yard. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2062 |
They’re having a good time! |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2063 |
Well, they said they fly back in May. |
1.1694 |
0.03570 |
124 |
104 |
19 |
1 |
2064 |
Climate change is confusing the snowbirds too now. |
1.1692 |
0.03645 |
130 |
110 |
18 |
2 |
2065 |
The Pans are at it again." |
1.1692 |
0.04106 |
130 |
113 |
12 |
5 |
2066 |
Relax, they'll be fertilizer in about 10 seconds... |
1.1692 |
0.03805 |
130 |
111 |
16 |
3 |
2067 |
Drone clones |
1.1692 |
0.03805 |
130 |
111 |
16 |
3 |
2068 |
He'd better pull the ripcord soon. |
1.1692 |
0.03645 |
130 |
110 |
18 |
2 |
2069 |
Put up the GMO sign, that should keep them away. |
1.1690 |
0.03600 |
142 |
121 |
18 |
3 |
2070 |
Hope they are wearing diapers! |
1.1682 |
0.03868 |
107 |
90 |
16 |
1 |
2071 |
We are about to find out the meaning of terra firma. |
1.1682 |
0.04500 |
107 |
93 |
10 |
4 |
2072 |
The fertilizer’s here. |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
2073 |
Why can’t they just take the Auto Train like everyone else? |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
2074 |
chat gpt says, ""Unbeknownst to the gardeners, two airborne acrobats pirouette above, adding an unexpected twist to their blossoming paradise." |
1.1681 |
0.03751 |
113 |
95 |
17 |
1 |
2075 |
The Browns are off their medications again. |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
2076 |
Well, I think they're headed for uncharted territory. |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
2077 |
Please tell me you didn’t forget to pull the car into the garage garage again. |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
2078 |
Looks like "keeping up with the Joneses" just took on a whole new meaning. |
1.1681 |
0.04337 |
113 |
98 |
11 |
4 |
2079 |
The new iPhone feature, iCloud 9. |
1.1681 |
0.04516 |
113 |
99 |
9 |
5 |
2080 |
Time for the snowbirds to return home. |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2081 |
Soaring to new heights certainly isn't what it used to be. |
1.1681 |
0.03643 |
119 |
100 |
18 |
1 |
2082 |
Get my shotgun! |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2083 |
People will try anything to get out of gardening. |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
2084 |
Where's a Pterodactyl when you need one?! |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
2085 |
Just not my style! |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2086 |
Who you gonna call? Cropdusters! |
1.1681 |
0.03442 |
119 |
99 |
20 |
0 |
2087 |
I hope the 'chutes work this time |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2088 |
OK, this legal marijuana thing is really starting to get out of hand. |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
2089 |
I hear that they're frequent fliers. |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2090 |
I thought the Johnsons had already flown South for the winter. |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2091 |
Stupid snow birds. |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
2092 |
They're over my car again! |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2093 |
Hmm, I guess those Red Bull folks weren’t kidding. |
1.1681 |
0.04356 |
119 |
104 |
10 |
5 |
2094 |
Looks like the Wrong brothers are at it again |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
2095 |
It’s amazing what you can get Harlan Crow to pay for, |
1.1681 |
0.04356 |
119 |
104 |
10 |
5 |
2096 |
I keep telling Bob you can’t trust chatGPT |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2097 |
It may be a great neighborhood but the skydiving schools are terrible. |
1.1681 |
0.04356 |
119 |
104 |
10 |
5 |
2098 |
The Crowes are home. |
1.1680 |
0.03722 |
125 |
106 |
17 |
2 |
2099 |
The Andersons weren't kidding when they said they might drop in. |
1.1680 |
0.03722 |
125 |
106 |
17 |
2 |
2100 |
I think our scarecrow needs a new look this year. |
1.1680 |
0.04210 |
125 |
109 |
11 |
5 |
2101 |
The Canadians are migrating north early this year. |
1.1680 |
0.03722 |
125 |
106 |
17 |
2 |
2102 |
Looks like the Snowbirds are coming back from Florida |
1.1680 |
0.04054 |
125 |
108 |
13 |
4 |
2103 |
I'll get the feed. |
1.1680 |
0.03544 |
125 |
105 |
19 |
1 |
2104 |
...Looks like Stan and Ruth are back from their winter nest ! |
1.1680 |
0.03722 |
125 |
106 |
17 |
2 |
2105 |
Ah Spring! And here come the Schmecklers back from hibernation. |
1.1679 |
0.03619 |
131 |
111 |
18 |
2 |
2106 |
Either their bliss is way ungrounded or we are way too grounded. |
1.1679 |
0.03778 |
131 |
112 |
16 |
3 |
2107 |
I've never felt more grounded. |
1.1679 |
0.03778 |
131 |
112 |
16 |
3 |
2108 |
Now I see why they established the HOA. |
1.1679 |
0.03453 |
131 |
110 |
20 |
1 |
2109 |
I hope those noisy skydivers don't decide to nest in our yard again. |
1.1679 |
0.03930 |
131 |
113 |
14 |
4 |
2110 |
You said you liked them -- they were so down-to-earth. I told you they'd he up there by Tuesday. |
1.1679 |
0.03673 |
137 |
117 |
17 |
3 |
2111 |
Looks like the snow birds just flew back in town. |
1.1679 |
0.03524 |
137 |
116 |
19 |
2 |
2112 |
I will stick with gardening. |
1.1667 |
0.04263 |
108 |
93 |
12 |
3 |
2113 |
I told our silly neighbours human flight is impossible but they never listen to anything I have to say. |
1.1667 |
0.03804 |
120 |
102 |
16 |
2 |
2114 |
The cost is going through the roof… |
1.1667 |
0.03804 |
120 |
102 |
16 |
2 |
2115 |
Look who's back for the summer. |
1.1667 |
0.04048 |
132 |
115 |
12 |
5 |
2116 |
There go the Finkelsteins, migrating to Florida again. |
1.1667 |
0.03902 |
132 |
114 |
14 |
4 |
2117 |
How do we catch up with the Jones's this time? |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
2118 |
Remember the old days? Now drones evolve to more human-looking every week. |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
2119 |
I wonder how much that cost the FBI. |
1.1667 |
0.03695 |
126 |
107 |
17 |
2 |
2120 |
The Cranes are back for the summer. |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
2121 |
I knew the dispensary was a bad idea. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2122 |
Must be Spring. The Weavers are back from Bocca. |
1.1667 |
0.03751 |
132 |
113 |
16 |
3 |
2123 |
Ah. The snowbirds are back. |
1.1667 |
0.03924 |
114 |
97 |
15 |
2 |
2124 |
Hey! We don't have room in our garden for face plants. |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2125 |
Snowbirds. Apparently they’re fed up with the culture wars in Florida. |
1.1667 |
0.03804 |
120 |
102 |
16 |
2 |
2126 |
I see the Snow Birds have returned. |
1.1667 |
0.04328 |
126 |
111 |
9 |
6 |
2127 |
People like that take the fun out of casual bird-watching |
1.1667 |
0.04024 |
126 |
109 |
13 |
4 |
2128 |
They won’t be smiling in 0.01 seconds |
1.1667 |
0.03961 |
102 |
86 |
15 |
1 |
2129 |
See, didn't I always say those two were full of hot air? |
1.1667 |
0.04324 |
132 |
117 |
8 |
7 |
2130 |
Birds aren't real... those must be spy planes! |
1.1667 |
0.03835 |
108 |
91 |
16 |
1 |
2131 |
You did say they are full of hot air. |
1.1667 |
0.03791 |
138 |
119 |
15 |
4 |
2132 |
I think it's the vogels from over on Elm St |
1.1667 |
0.03695 |
126 |
107 |
17 |
2 |
2133 |
I know airlines are trying to cut costs but this is getting ridiculous. |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
2134 |
I guess the summer people are back. |
1.1667 |
0.03751 |
132 |
113 |
16 |
3 |
2135 |
I would've wished to teleport |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
2136 |
Did you tell them we have an airport now? |
1.1667 |
0.03924 |
114 |
97 |
15 |
2 |
2137 |
Remember when WE used to fly around in the spring? |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
2138 |
"Oh oh! We're going to need something stronger than weed-killer this year." |
1.1667 |
0.03863 |
126 |
108 |
15 |
3 |
2139 |
Parachutes are so last season. |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
2140 |
Look at that, Edna, the Nelsons’ finally got their nesting basement millenials out. |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
2141 |
You know they say, “When the Swansons fly east, a storm’s coming from the west” |
1.1667 |
0.03902 |
132 |
114 |
14 |
4 |
2142 |
I knew they were getting high, but this is ridiculous! |
1.1667 |
0.04156 |
120 |
104 |
12 |
4 |
2143 |
NOW it’s Spring! The Morgans are back from Florida! |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
2144 |
More snowbirds, and we haven’t even planted the peas yet! |
1.1667 |
0.03616 |
120 |
101 |
18 |
1 |
2145 |
It started happening right after the McDougal's came back from their Ayahuasca retreat." |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
2146 |
Wow! Anything to get out of Community Gardening day. |
1.1667 |
0.03961 |
102 |
86 |
15 |
1 |
2147 |
Looks like Icarus Air is back in business. |
1.1667 |
0.04156 |
120 |
104 |
12 |
4 |
2148 |
Now that's what I call getting high! |
1.1667 |
0.04301 |
114 |
99 |
11 |
4 |
2149 |
Those two just keep yakking about how great commuting is. |
1.1667 |
0.04156 |
120 |
104 |
12 |
4 |
2150 |
Just when you think you've seen it all... |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
2151 |
Our new neighbors Clark and Lois sure are very flighty. |
1.1667 |
0.04263 |
108 |
93 |
12 |
3 |
2152 |
Earl and Judy contemplate another annoying summer chasing the Mitchells out of their garden. |
1.1667 |
0.04478 |
114 |
100 |
9 |
5 |
2153 |
No vegetables for Judy or Phil |
1.1667 |
0.03863 |
126 |
108 |
15 |
3 |
2154 |
They keep flying off with our worms. |
1.1667 |
0.03804 |
120 |
102 |
16 |
2 |
2155 |
Inflation must have gone up again, dear |
1.1667 |
0.04024 |
126 |
109 |
13 |
4 |
2156 |
We’re not planting too soon. The Miller’s are back. |
1.1667 |
0.03616 |
120 |
101 |
18 |
1 |
2157 |
That's Sergeant Smith! Well, looks like we owe Robbie a hamster. |
1.1656 |
0.03482 |
157 |
135 |
18 |
4 |
2158 |
The snowbirds are showing up earlier and earlier every year. |
1.1655 |
0.03792 |
145 |
126 |
14 |
5 |
2159 |
I just hope they don't build a nest in the gutters. |
1.1655 |
0.03901 |
139 |
121 |
13 |
5 |
2160 |
Drifters, blowing in the wind. No purpose, no objective. |
1.1655 |
0.03901 |
139 |
121 |
13 |
5 |
2161 |
They are one step ahead of the electric airplane. |
1.1654 |
0.03725 |
133 |
114 |
16 |
3 |
2162 |
Looks like the Smiths are dropping in. |
1.1654 |
0.03875 |
133 |
115 |
14 |
4 |
2163 |
They’re back |
1.1654 |
0.03406 |
133 |
112 |
20 |
1 |
2164 |
Oh no! I just had the car washed. |
1.1654 |
0.04019 |
133 |
116 |
12 |
5 |
2165 |
Douche bag season is early this year |
1.1654 |
0.03875 |
133 |
115 |
14 |
4 |
2166 |
I guess the snowbirds are back! |
1.1654 |
0.03668 |
127 |
108 |
17 |
2 |
2167 |
Honey,maybe we should start growing mushroom |
1.1654 |
0.03834 |
127 |
109 |
15 |
3 |
2168 |
Remember when I called you from the carwash with that wild story? |
1.1654 |
0.03668 |
127 |
108 |
17 |
2 |
2169 |
It's already that time for the return of the snowbirds. |
1.1654 |
0.03994 |
127 |
110 |
13 |
4 |
2170 |
Oh look Annie. It must be spring. The Obriens are flying north! |
1.1654 |
0.03834 |
127 |
109 |
15 |
3 |
2171 |
Just don’t stand below the nest. |
1.1654 |
0.03668 |
127 |
108 |
17 |
2 |
2172 |
Well, it looks like we'd better buy some strong bird-netting this year. |
1.1654 |
0.04148 |
127 |
111 |
11 |
5 |
2173 |
In our day that is not what we meant when we said we were high! |
1.1654 |
0.03994 |
127 |
110 |
13 |
4 |
2174 |
Those damned lucid dreamers again. |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2175 |
Airbnb's new look? |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2176 |
Those new cannabis strains are really something. |
1.1653 |
0.03391 |
121 |
101 |
20 |
0 |
2177 |
Looks like the sunbirds are back again. |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2178 |
I've heard of jumping into spring but this seems ridiculous! |
1.1653 |
0.03588 |
121 |
102 |
18 |
1 |
2179 |
Were there any other properties in this herb you didn’t mention? |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2180 |
See what happens when they legalize pot! |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2181 |
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Harry and Estelle." |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2182 |
The Hendersons have returned early this year, so we'll have to put out the scarecrow. |
1.1653 |
0.04288 |
121 |
106 |
10 |
5 |
2183 |
They are so fly. |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2184 |
Quick Susan get the 12 gauge! |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2185 |
Don't worry, the giant taxidermied crow will keep them from landing in our garden." |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2186 |
I hope they don't poop our our car again! |
1.1652 |
0.04266 |
115 |
100 |
11 |
4 |
2187 |
One for sorrow, two for joy... |
1.1652 |
0.03478 |
115 |
96 |
19 |
0 |
2188 |
I warned them about getting high on that new weed!! But kids never listen!! |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2189 |
Before you know it ....it will be pigs!!!!! |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2190 |
They better not land in this garden. |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2191 |
You know it's spring when you see the Thompsons migrate back from Florida. |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2192 |
It comes with membership in the country club. |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
2193 |
More highfliers ruining the neighborhood. |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
2194 |
I suspect they'll be getting planted too. |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
2195 |
Well, they’re not birds or planes. |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
2196 |
Look! It's the Smiths! When did they learn how to honk like that? |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
2197 |
So what? They're not pollinators. |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
2198 |
It’s nice to see people returning to air travel. |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
2199 |
Does my black suit need to be pressed? |
1.1651 |
0.04423 |
109 |
95 |
10 |
4 |
2200 |
Odd to see more white flight while in-town prices are still rising. |
1.1651 |
0.04423 |
109 |
95 |
10 |
4 |
2201 |
Why, it's a rare spring sighting of the skydivamus nerdaii! |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
2202 |
Well,,, I did tell them to drop in anytime |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
2203 |
I don't think that's what they meant by "Mile High Club." |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
2204 |
It’s the ‘nevermore’ guys again. |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
2205 |
On the positive side, their guano is great fertilizer. |
1.1650 |
0.04596 |
103 |
90 |
9 |
4 |
2206 |
I was right!…I knew that wasn’t bird droppings on my car. |
1.1642 |
0.03991 |
134 |
117 |
12 |
5 |
2207 |
I knew Bob was right about mushrooms instead of turnips. |
1.1642 |
0.03991 |
134 |
117 |
12 |
5 |
2208 |
Daedalus has got to stop teaching his kids to fly |
1.1641 |
0.04117 |
128 |
112 |
11 |
5 |
2209 |
I'm sick and tired of their droppings. |
1.1641 |
0.03641 |
128 |
109 |
17 |
2 |
2210 |
I’m so over the Joneses; I don’t even want to keep up anymore. |
1.1641 |
0.04117 |
128 |
112 |
11 |
5 |
2211 |
Somebody at that new parachute school keeps forgetting to tell its students they're supposed to open the darn thing. |
1.1641 |
0.03807 |
128 |
110 |
15 |
3 |
2212 |
If they wanna get high, I wish they'd do it somewhere else. |
1.1641 |
0.03965 |
128 |
111 |
13 |
4 |
2213 |
I see the Andersons are flying south for the winter again. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2214 |
Yes, they are going to be worse than the deer. |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2215 |
I see the Byrds are returning from Florida. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2216 |
Looks like that new dispensary in town has opened.” |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2217 |
So that explains why nothing ever grows. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2218 |
Frequent flyer awards have gotten out of hand. |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2219 |
We're gonna need a forty-foot scarecrow. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2220 |
If their chutes don't open, I'm going inside. |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
2221 |
Winter already? |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
2222 |
The Johnsons are going south for the winter then? |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
2223 |
I didn’t realize that was a recommended COVID option |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
2224 |
Look honey, the Feldman's are back from Florida early this year. |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
2225 |
They are held up by blow dryers in their back yard! |
1.1638 |
0.04232 |
116 |
101 |
11 |
4 |
2226 |
Smith's coming back from winter in Florida. |
1.1638 |
0.03451 |
116 |
97 |
19 |
0 |
2227 |
They’re migrating north earlier this year. Must be global warming. |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
2228 |
It's those awful happy honeymooners coming back to earth! |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
2229 |
The snowbirds are headed back North. |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
2230 |
You were right: We have to update our scarecrow |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2231 |
As long as they don't poop on the garden, I'm good with it. |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2232 |
I bet they're the new AI Chatbots I've been reading about. |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
2233 |
Our neighbors are perennial showoffs! |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2234 |
They make everything look so easy. |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2235 |
Well, retirement looks different for everyone. |
1.1636 |
0.03771 |
110 |
93 |
16 |
1 |
2236 |
Those snow birds are back early |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2237 |
You told them we don't need any fertilizer, right? |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
2238 |
We're ancient civilization now |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2239 |
I thought they said it was just 'microdosing' . |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2240 |
Look Doris! Never Trumpeter Swans. |
1.1635 |
0.04555 |
104 |
91 |
9 |
4 |
2241 |
You always said they looked down on us. |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2242 |
Flapping your arms does not make you Robins. |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2243 |
Look,the neighborhood drones are out. |
1.1635 |
0.04948 |
104 |
93 |
5 |
6 |
2244 |
Honey, I think the Johnsons are taking the neighborhood watch a little too seriously " |
1.1633 |
0.04516 |
98 |
85 |
10 |
3 |
2245 |
Yep, you’ll always see the males first each spring. |
1.1633 |
0.04743 |
98 |
86 |
8 |
4 |
2246 |
Look at that. Lightweight showing off. |
1.1631 |
0.03715 |
141 |
122 |
15 |
4 |
2247 |
There sure is a lot of hot air at the Jones. |
1.1631 |
0.03715 |
141 |
122 |
15 |
4 |
2248 |
Well, if the Snowbirds aren’t back from Arizona. |
1.1630 |
0.03674 |
135 |
116 |
16 |
3 |
2249 |
These motherfuckers… |
1.1628 |
0.03936 |
129 |
112 |
13 |
4 |
2250 |
Global warming has them come back early this year |
1.1628 |
0.03779 |
129 |
111 |
15 |
3 |
2251 |
She's taking him home to meet the family |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
2252 |
The snowbirds are back a little early this year. |
1.1626 |
0.04061 |
123 |
107 |
12 |
4 |
2253 |
With those misshapen peckers I don't think the tomatoes will be in any danger. |
1.1626 |
0.04222 |
123 |
108 |
10 |
5 |
2254 |
You know it is fall when the Hendersons head down to Florida. |
1.1626 |
0.04061 |
123 |
107 |
12 |
4 |
2255 |
Cliff Swallow and his wife are early this year. |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
2256 |
These Gen5 drones are amazing! |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
2257 |
The Swallows have returned. |
1.1626 |
0.03535 |
123 |
104 |
18 |
1 |
2258 |
How Gen X Copes With Trauma: Exhibits A & B |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
2259 |
The "Summer People" migrating in already? |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
2260 |
it's Jim and Pete, the first Reubens of Spring |
1.1626 |
0.04377 |
123 |
109 |
8 |
6 |
2261 |
What are they feeding the birds these days? |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
2262 |
I think they're headed to the Johnson's bird feeder. |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
2263 |
Those two are really living, for the moment. |
1.1624 |
0.03831 |
117 |
100 |
15 |
2 |
2264 |
Oh great, the first jerks of spring. |
1.1624 |
0.03633 |
117 |
99 |
17 |
1 |
2265 |
Isn’t it early in the season for the return of the snowbirds? |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
2266 |
Look, up in the air. It's Gerd, it's Dwayne |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
2267 |
Couldn’t they have just sent drones ? |
1.1624 |
0.03633 |
117 |
99 |
17 |
1 |
2268 |
I think they took too much Ozempic. |
1.1624 |
0.03831 |
117 |
100 |
15 |
2 |
2269 |
You know it's time to plant the tomatoes when the Johnsons migrate back from Fort Meyers. |
1.1624 |
0.03633 |
117 |
99 |
17 |
1 |
2270 |
Can you imagine...how much their health insurance must be? |
1.1624 |
0.04198 |
117 |
102 |
11 |
4 |
2271 |
We’ll see whose smiling when these Hydangreas fly up in spring |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
2272 |
We're right on time with our spring planting...the Finches have returned from Pompano Beach. |
1.1622 |
0.03594 |
148 |
128 |
16 |
4 |
2273 |
Those new organic beans will do that to you. |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
2274 |
and there envious of us. sure |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
2275 |
The O'Brien's winter sowing project turned out way better than ours. |
1.1622 |
0.03740 |
111 |
94 |
16 |
1 |
2276 |
i guess the Robinsons are back for the summer. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2277 |
Yes, we have an empty nest, but I didn't expect them to flyaway! |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2278 |
Global warming is really messing up migration! |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
2279 |
Skydivers have changed recently. |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
2280 |
Some more passengers from that discount airline that won't pay for an airport terminal. |
1.1620 |
0.03691 |
142 |
123 |
15 |
4 |
2281 |
Looks like the Hendersons are returning from their Winter home |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2282 |
The Bobbins are out early this year. |
1.1619 |
0.04514 |
105 |
92 |
9 |
4 |
2283 |
Well look who’s finally migrated back from West Palm. |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2284 |
Empty nest newbies, for sure |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2285 |
What day did they ask us to help hold that safety net? |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2286 |
I have a feeling they won't be returning next spring. |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
2287 |
They won't make it to the next fall, honey" |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
2288 |
There goes the neighborhood |
1.1618 |
0.03936 |
136 |
119 |
12 |
5 |
2289 |
Just flew in for the mating season> |
1.1618 |
0.03496 |
136 |
116 |
18 |
2 |
2290 |
Ever since George and Ellen added those extra springs to their trampoline they can't stay grounded. |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
2291 |
I guess telecommuting just got easier. |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2292 |
I don’t see any red belly. |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
2293 |
They have really carried this lucid dreaming business too far. |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2294 |
See there Joan, that will be us once we harvest the buds |
1.1616 |
0.03986 |
99 |
84 |
14 |
1 |
2295 |
That's the second time our neighbors have been higher than a kite. |
1.1615 |
0.03752 |
130 |
112 |
15 |
3 |
2296 |
Well, well, the snowbirds return. |
1.1615 |
0.03590 |
130 |
111 |
17 |
2 |
2297 |
Damn, is it winter already? |
1.1615 |
0.03590 |
130 |
111 |
17 |
2 |
2298 |
Look at that, the last of the snowbirds are coming home! |
1.1613 |
0.03864 |
124 |
107 |
14 |
3 |
2299 |
Well, I see the snowbirds are finally heading back... |
1.1613 |
0.03508 |
124 |
105 |
18 |
1 |
2300 |
The snowbirds are migrating back north a little early this year. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2301 |
If they crash here we won't need to buy fertilizer. |
1.1613 |
0.04030 |
124 |
108 |
12 |
4 |
2302 |
So they have a trampoline. Big deal. |
1.1613 |
0.03508 |
124 |
105 |
18 |
1 |
2303 |
That's not going to be good for neighborhood property values. |
1.1613 |
0.03691 |
124 |
106 |
16 |
2 |
2304 |
Sure, but are they grounded ? |
1.1613 |
0.03691 |
124 |
106 |
16 |
2 |
2305 |
Ah, the Geesemans are flying north...a sure sign of spring! |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
2306 |
Break out the scarecrow, honey. The birds have their human suits on again.” |
1.1610 |
0.04335 |
118 |
104 |
9 |
5 |
2307 |
Oh dear,
Aren’t they Tucker Carlson and Kary Lake at the Mega universe? |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
2308 |
That explains why there is never a car in their garage |
1.1610 |
0.04335 |
118 |
104 |
9 |
5 |
2309 |
It looks like Clark has finished training Lois. |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
2310 |
Look! Snow birds are back. |
1.1610 |
0.03800 |
118 |
101 |
15 |
2 |
2311 |
They DID say they're flying south for a vacation. |
1.1610 |
0.03605 |
118 |
100 |
17 |
1 |
2312 |
If they think I'm going to keep filling that bird feeder every day, they're very much mistaken. |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
2313 |
It looks like the Swallows have returned from Capistrano |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
2314 |
Look Martha, sky diving is like sex- exhilarating, but over in a few minutes! Gardening on the other hand is like work-exhausting, but over in a few decades! |
1.1610 |
0.03605 |
118 |
100 |
17 |
1 |
2315 |
The Smiths are having that flying dream again. |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
2316 |
Maybe we should invest in a greenhouse. |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
2317 |
With AI and global warming, executives are retraining as pollinators." |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
2318 |
Do we have any psychedelic seeds? |
1.1607 |
0.03486 |
112 |
94 |
18 |
0 |
2319 |
I thought they would be missing something by just growing mushrooms indoors, but the Jamesons may be on to something.” |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
2320 |
You think they’re coming home to rooost? |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
2321 |
They told me they were going south for the winter. |
1.1606 |
0.03473 |
137 |
117 |
18 |
2 |
2322 |
It’s probably time to deploy the parachutes. |
1.1606 |
0.03769 |
137 |
119 |
14 |
4 |
2323 |
He's been flying high since he got a promotion at work. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2324 |
And you said we needed a fence. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2325 |
The McCombies have really taken the snowbird thing to a new level, haven't they?. |
1.1604 |
0.04474 |
106 |
93 |
9 |
4 |
2326 |
The Snowbirds are early this year. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2327 |
The MacFarlands sure spot the updrafts |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2328 |
Drone delivery is certainly upping there game this year |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2329 |
Hope there aren’t any droppings from them! Maybe Hard Hats are in order. |
1.1600 |
0.04000 |
125 |
109 |
12 |
4 |
2330 |
We're going to need more plants. |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
2331 |
The open house invite clearly states it starts at 2:30,NOT 10:30!!! |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
2332 |
Confused snowbirds I presume! |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
2333 |
Is a bird?
Is it a plane?
No. It’s those new spy balloons! |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
2334 |
It’s the cheapskate Byrds returning from their Winter vacation. |
1.1600 |
0.03835 |
125 |
108 |
14 |
3 |
2335 |
We must be closer to Capistrano than I thought. |
1.1600 |
0.03663 |
125 |
107 |
16 |
2 |
2336 |
They finished their chores early. |
1.1600 |
0.03663 |
125 |
107 |
16 |
2 |
2337 |
They'd better not crush my magnolias. |
1.1600 |
0.03292 |
125 |
105 |
20 |
0 |
2338 |
I see the Smiths took that job with Amazon as package delivery drones. |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
2339 |
hope he doesn’t get to close to the sun |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
2340 |
And they get frequent flyer miles too! |
1.1597 |
0.04620 |
119 |
107 |
5 |
7 |
2341 |
Bet they land on the gummy feeder. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2342 |
Last year it was flying monkeys. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2343 |
Luckily we're not planting marijuana. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2344 |
The only way to fly. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2345 |
Well,..it’s certainly more personal than a drone. |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2346 |
Wow, John and Mary are flying back early this spring. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2347 |
There they go again. Pretending they’re better than everybody else. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2348 |
I think those are the new manned drones. |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
2349 |
The snow birds must be returning to Canada. |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
2350 |
Hand me the muskmelon seeds. |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
2351 |
Do we complain to the FAA or the HOA? |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
2352 |
They will be menacing the garden soon enough. |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
2353 |
They may be going to the Caribbean, but don't they know it's off-season? |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
2354 |
I'll bet they won't come back when we have too many zucchini. |
1.1593 |
0.04275 |
113 |
99 |
10 |
4 |
2355 |
We’ll never keep up with the Joneses now. |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
2356 |
We could migrate every winter just like Mitch and Julie, but you simply refuse to fly. |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
2357 |
I see the Byrds are back from Florida. |
1.1591 |
0.03539 |
132 |
113 |
17 |
2 |
2358 |
Fly, monkees, Fly! |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
2359 |
The snowbirds are returning from Florida. |
1.1589 |
0.03791 |
107 |
91 |
15 |
1 |
2360 |
I think they are going to plant themselves in the neighbor's yard. |
1.1589 |
0.04434 |
107 |
94 |
9 |
4 |
2361 |
they used to fly kites, things have progressed |
1.1589 |
0.04231 |
107 |
93 |
11 |
3 |
2362 |
At least they don't crap on my windshield. |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
2363 |
I can’t wait till we’re not grounded !!!! |
1.1587 |
0.03807 |
126 |
109 |
14 |
3 |
2364 |
You know, maybe we should consider the helium colonic too. |
1.1587 |
0.04278 |
126 |
112 |
8 |
6 |
2365 |
Every since the dispensary opened, those two have been high as a kite |
1.1587 |
0.03970 |
126 |
110 |
12 |
4 |
2366 |
Wait until the Jones discover that their favorite pond is now a parking lot. |
1.1587 |
0.03970 |
126 |
110 |
12 |
4 |
2367 |
The snow birds are back for the summer. |
1.1587 |
0.04278 |
126 |
112 |
8 |
6 |
2368 |
Spring certainly came early this year |
1.1587 |
0.03807 |
126 |
109 |
14 |
3 |
2369 |
I like their Spring ritual better! |
1.1587 |
0.03457 |
126 |
107 |
18 |
1 |
2370 |
Someone in the office told me they were high-flyers. |
1.1587 |
0.03636 |
126 |
108 |
16 |
2 |
2371 |
Uh-oh, it doesn't look good.
The vulture capitalists are circling. |
1.1586 |
0.03749 |
145 |
127 |
13 |
5 |
2372 |
So that's what has been eating all the food from the garden. |
1.1584 |
0.04610 |
101 |
89 |
8 |
4 |
2373 |
Looks like our Snow Bird neighbors have returned from Florid. |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
2374 |
It's a good thing I'm not washing the car until Thursday. |
1.1583 |
0.03924 |
120 |
104 |
13 |
3 |
2375 |
Hope they don’t see us planting these cannabis plants. |
1.1583 |
0.03924 |
120 |
104 |
13 |
3 |
2376 |
Well, at least the kids aren't throwing baseballs through windows. |
1.1583 |
0.03742 |
120 |
103 |
15 |
2 |
2377 |
The year passed so fast. |
1.1583 |
0.03346 |
120 |
101 |
19 |
0 |
2378 |
What are they taking, and where can I get it? |
1.1583 |
0.03924 |
120 |
104 |
13 |
3 |
2379 |
That's fine, as long as they don't land here and try to eat the seedlings. |
1.1583 |
0.03924 |
120 |
104 |
13 |
3 |
2380 |
Those parachutes better open fast! |
1.1583 |
0.04266 |
120 |
106 |
9 |
5 |
2381 |
The Canadian “Snowbirds” are returning early! |
1.1583 |
0.03924 |
120 |
104 |
13 |
3 |
2382 |
Well, I guess now we know what the Mallorys planted this year. |
1.1583 |
0.03550 |
120 |
102 |
17 |
1 |
2383 |
I thought I was only dreaming last night. |
1.1583 |
0.03346 |
120 |
101 |
19 |
0 |
2384 |
I thought all the Dodos were extinct! |
1.1583 |
0.04099 |
120 |
105 |
11 |
4 |
2385 |
The droppings are the worst part.. |
1.1583 |
0.04266 |
120 |
106 |
9 |
5 |
2386 |
Must be another sale on Red Bull at the Quickie Mart |
1.1583 |
0.03718 |
139 |
121 |
14 |
4 |
2387 |
Looks like the Friedmans are back from Florida. |
1.1579 |
0.03514 |
133 |
114 |
17 |
2 |
2388 |
Every spring the Young's thoughts turn to fancy flights. |
1.1579 |
0.03514 |
133 |
114 |
17 |
2 |
2389 |
Sure, but how good are there heirloom tomatoes |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
2390 |
That’s AI’s answer to more efficient drones. |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2391 |
Snowbirds are returning. |
1.1579 |
0.03761 |
95 |
80 |
15 |
0 |
2392 |
Maybe what your cousins said about flying in last night wasn't a joke after all? |
1.1579 |
0.03856 |
114 |
98 |
14 |
2 |
2393 |
They flock to every yard sale.” |
1.1579 |
0.04240 |
114 |
100 |
10 |
4 |
2394 |
I thought they were kidding us about the flubber. |
1.1579 |
0.04240 |
114 |
100 |
10 |
4 |
2395 |
The turkey vultures are back! |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
2396 |
It must be 4/20 |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
2397 |
....SPLAT! |
1.1579 |
0.03650 |
114 |
97 |
16 |
1 |
2398 |
The THC in the soil is getting to me |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
2399 |
I think the Logans have mastered AI. |
1.1575 |
0.03432 |
127 |
108 |
18 |
1 |
2400 |
They say it's the high rents that get them migrating. |
1.1575 |
0.04096 |
127 |
112 |
10 |
5 |
2401 |
No, I don’t love it when geeks fly overhead. |
1.1575 |
0.03610 |
127 |
109 |
16 |
2 |
2402 |
What off-earth are they flapping about now? |
1.1575 |
0.03941 |
127 |
111 |
12 |
4 |
2403 |
I still don't see how growing our own tarragon will be more of a rush. |
1.1575 |
0.03610 |
127 |
109 |
16 |
2 |
2404 |
Better close the curtains tonight. |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2405 |
Look, the Weinbergs are back from Florida. |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
2406 |
So odd.”
“I know. They usually don’t fly in pairs. |
1.1574 |
0.03521 |
108 |
91 |
17 |
0 |
2407 |
So much for the wall at our southern border |
1.1574 |
0.04395 |
108 |
95 |
9 |
4 |
2408 |
Jeez, people will really try to be anything but themselves |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2409 |
I don't think we can keep up with the Jones. |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2410 |
There they go again! Why can't the Robertsons just land in the Target parking lot like everyone else? |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
2411 |
How much did you put in those brownies? |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2412 |
The “Flying Rapinski’s” are just getting home from work at the circus. |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
2413 |
There go our attorneys again. |
1.1574 |
0.04773 |
108 |
97 |
5 |
6 |
2414 |
I'm calling the HOA. Self flight twelve feet above the fenceline is the maximum allowed in THIS community! |
1.1574 |
0.04395 |
108 |
95 |
9 |
4 |
2415 |
Looks like the Snow birds are arriving early this year |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2416 |
Get ready for another joke about their tired arms. |
1.1574 |
0.04588 |
108 |
96 |
7 |
5 |
2417 |
Guess we shouldn’t have passed on those magic beans. |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2418 |
Oh, that Geese family! |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2419 |
Yeah, netting would be a good start." |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2420 |
Remember when snow birds used to show off with RVs? |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2421 |
Perhaps they packed each other's parachutes . |
1.1570 |
0.03523 |
121 |
103 |
17 |
1 |
2422 |
Keeping up with the Joneses just got harder. |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2423 |
You know that whole keeping up with the Jones’… |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2424 |
The Jehovah's Witnesses are back honey |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2425 |
Really! The lengths they'll go to, to "just drop in." |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2426 |
Looks like the Stewarts will be home early today. |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2427 |
I wonder how their Marriage Retreat went? |
1.1570 |
0.03523 |
121 |
103 |
17 |
1 |
2428 |
I see the Wilson’s are migrating home |
1.1570 |
0.03523 |
121 |
103 |
17 |
1 |
2429 |
The snowbirds look so happy to be back! |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2430 |
It doesn’t matter if you’re left ou right. We need both wings to fly. |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2431 |
We must keep planting to counter the rising jet packers! |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2432 |
Looks like like the summer migration has started. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2433 |
Same day, every spring, our snowbird neighbors return with that smug look. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2434 |
We could use that to get into the garden after we put up the deer fence. |
1.1569 |
0.03878 |
102 |
87 |
14 |
1 |
2435 |
It looks like the Nelsons are headed north for the summer. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2436 |
Wow, state-of-the-art drones! Now available in Dumb and Dumber. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2437 |
LSD and skydiving don't mix. |
1.1565 |
0.04205 |
115 |
101 |
10 |
4 |
2438 |
Jack and Judy Flyby are back in town. |
1.1565 |
0.04020 |
115 |
100 |
12 |
3 |
2439 |
Sue thought to herself "Maybe staying grounded is not as much fun after all." |
1.1565 |
0.04020 |
115 |
100 |
12 |
3 |
2440 |
I thought you said the Millers were empty nesters? |
1.1565 |
0.03620 |
115 |
98 |
16 |
1 |
2441 |
Don't tell the Joneses the circus is in town, they'll think they've missed the rapture. |
1.1565 |
0.04020 |
115 |
100 |
12 |
3 |
2442 |
Wonder how much THIS cost |
1.1565 |
0.03825 |
115 |
99 |
14 |
2 |
2443 |
We'd better reinforce the protective netting. They'll be migrating back for harvest time. |
1.1565 |
0.03825 |
115 |
99 |
14 |
2 |
2444 |
Is this some tick tack challenge? ?? |
1.1565 |
0.03620 |
115 |
98 |
16 |
1 |
2445 |
I think they're about to get planted, too |
1.1562 |
0.04009 |
96 |
82 |
13 |
1 |
2446 |
Ever since they renewed their vows, they’ve been taking this “mate for life” thing awfully seriously. |
1.1562 |
0.03751 |
128 |
111 |
14 |
3 |
2447 |
May they land in tall weeds. |
1.1562 |
0.04009 |
96 |
82 |
13 |
1 |
2448 |
Every damn year - the minute we start planting, the snowbirds descend. |
1.1562 |
0.04759 |
96 |
85 |
7 |
4 |
2449 |
Another sign of spring. |
1.1560 |
0.04357 |
109 |
96 |
9 |
4 |
2450 |
Do you think they are Trumpy Swans? |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
2451 |
...uh oh...looks like the Mayweather's are having another drone party, Where are the kids?... |
1.1560 |
0.03727 |
109 |
93 |
15 |
1 |
2452 |
That privacy fence was a waste of money. |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
2453 |
Here come Jack and Jane Sparrow,back from Florida. |
1.1560 |
0.04548 |
109 |
97 |
7 |
5 |
2454 |
The neighbors know we're happy to just share our vegetables, right? |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
2455 |
Hon, do you know where the BB-gun is? |
1.1560 |
0.03727 |
109 |
93 |
15 |
1 |
2456 |
I always knew they were birdbrains! |
1.1560 |
0.03727 |
109 |
93 |
15 |
1 |
2457 |
I thought they said they were driving to town.....! |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
2458 |
I went to high school with those guys and look at them now! |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
2459 |
We'd better plant these rubber trees in the front garden too |
1.1560 |
0.03727 |
109 |
93 |
15 |
1 |
2460 |
The Snow Birds are returning |
1.1557 |
0.04036 |
122 |
107 |
11 |
4 |
2461 |
That's why I'd rather plant cannabis than carrots. |
1.1557 |
0.04036 |
122 |
107 |
11 |
4 |
2462 |
The sky is always bluer on the other side. |
1.1557 |
0.03685 |
122 |
105 |
15 |
2 |
2463 |
I thought you told me the Jensens never fly private. |
1.1557 |
0.03864 |
122 |
106 |
13 |
3 |
2464 |
Here they come again! Droning on and on and on as usual. |
1.1557 |
0.03685 |
122 |
105 |
15 |
2 |
2465 |
Dan... these ayuasca plants are hitting fast |
1.1556 |
0.03842 |
90 |
76 |
14 |
0 |
2466 |
I can’t believe this stuff is legal. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
2467 |
I guess Red Bull really does give you wings. |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
2468 |
Look the Johnson's are back from winter migration! |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
2469 |
I wish there were some way to tell them not to land in Ned's corn field. |
1.1553 |
0.03587 |
103 |
87 |
16 |
0 |
2470 |
The Borowitzes always take the best vacations. Sigh. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
2471 |
I heard that Apple upgraded Airplane Mode on the new iPhone! |
1.1553 |
0.04525 |
103 |
91 |
8 |
4 |
2472 |
We said we’d quit when pigs fly…what do we do now? |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
2473 |
Okay, Icarus. Do what you want. |
1.1553 |
0.04310 |
103 |
90 |
10 |
3 |
2474 |
Think it's so amazing? You should see what they did to my car. |
1.1552 |
0.04171 |
116 |
102 |
10 |
4 |
2475 |
So much for Artificial Intelligence... |
1.1552 |
0.03987 |
116 |
101 |
12 |
3 |
2476 |
Those overachiever Harrisons are avoiding the drive to work now. |
1.1552 |
0.04171 |
116 |
102 |
10 |
4 |
2477 |
Looks like the Hendersons are back from Miami. |
1.1552 |
0.03987 |
116 |
101 |
12 |
3 |
2478 |
The mushrooms are kicking in |
1.1552 |
0.03591 |
116 |
99 |
16 |
1 |
2479 |
I'll never fly commercial again. |
1.1552 |
0.03794 |
116 |
100 |
14 |
2 |
2480 |
I believe the Sedgewicks have fledged. |
1.1552 |
0.03591 |
116 |
99 |
16 |
1 |
2481 |
Thank goodness they are heading back north for the summer. |
1.1552 |
0.03987 |
116 |
101 |
12 |
3 |
2482 |
Well, I see the Burnhams are heading back from their Florida winter home ... |
1.1552 |
0.03794 |
116 |
100 |
14 |
2 |
2483 |
Oh no, looks like they are going towards the sun |
1.1552 |
0.04171 |
116 |
102 |
10 |
4 |
2484 |
The Peterman's are back rather late this year. |
1.1550 |
0.03724 |
129 |
112 |
14 |
3 |
2485 |
Come to think of it, last week our neighbors did tell me that they were taking
flying lessons |
1.1550 |
0.04184 |
129 |
115 |
8 |
6 |
2486 |
What kind of scarecrow are we going to need for that? |
1.1549 |
0.03644 |
142 |
124 |
14 |
4 |
2487 |
Like those mechanical drones weren't annoying enough! |
1.1546 |
0.03971 |
97 |
83 |
13 |
1 |
2488 |
Good grief! That new wait loss drug is awesome! |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2489 |
“I’m telling you Miriam, the Chinese have some advanced technology!” |
1.1546 |
0.03971 |
97 |
83 |
13 |
1 |
2490 |
Speaking of squash ... |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2491 |
Quick! Grab the bucket. Their droppings make great fertilizer. |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
2492 |
The next generation of droneGPT doesn't seem that intelligent |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2493 |
I’m sure it’s not as fun as it looks, Barb |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
2494 |
I guess the last snowbirds are returning. |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
2495 |
I'd still prefer our garden plot to their burial plot" |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2496 |
It’s the newest AI drone |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
2497 |
Hey, sweetie, would you look at that?"
"Oh, not those damn birds again! We should have gotten the scarecrow like I told you! |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2498 |
Crow's on holiday again while the rest of us labor in the fields |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2499 |
Oh, it looks like the Browns are returning from their winter home. |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2500 |
Maybe we should fence off the mushrooms after all. |
1.1545 |
0.03695 |
110 |
94 |
15 |
1 |
2501 |
Do they think they can just drop in any old time? |
1.1545 |
0.04320 |
110 |
97 |
9 |
4 |
2502 |
One Parachute, the other Ohh Shoot |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2503 |
Here comes those snow-birds, Petersons, back from Colombia. |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2504 |
Idiots don't know north from south. |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
2505 |
There is ONE bad thing about legal pot. I just hate it when they forget to pull the ripcord. |
1.1545 |
0.04168 |
123 |
109 |
9 |
5 |
2506 |
Fascists. |
1.1545 |
0.04005 |
123 |
108 |
11 |
4 |
2507 |
It's going to rain - the Millers are flying low... |
1.1545 |
0.03835 |
123 |
107 |
13 |
3 |
2508 |
We better put up the scaredog |
1.1545 |
0.03835 |
123 |
107 |
13 |
3 |
2509 |
We’ll see you next spring |
1.1545 |
0.03835 |
123 |
107 |
13 |
3 |
2510 |
They migrate every spring. |
1.1538 |
0.03563 |
117 |
100 |
16 |
1 |
2511 |
Ever since the Cohens met that genie, I thought I'd really resent them. All the flying, the money. But oddly, whenever I'm around Jared I have this powerful urge to suck his dick. All he'd have to do is ask. Anyway, I wonder what his third wish was. |
1.1538 |
0.04153 |
130 |
116 |
8 |
6 |
2512 |
Ah, first Snowbirds of spring |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2513 |
And the HOA thinks we’re crazy! |
1.1538 |
0.03697 |
130 |
113 |
14 |
3 |
2514 |
I'm so confused. Are those drones, clowns or clones? |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
2515 |
I’m better Than HOWARD ! |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
2516 |
Seems like the Robinsons prefer our neighbor's feeder. |
1.1538 |
0.03555 |
104 |
88 |
16 |
0 |
2517 |
If you plant it they will come, but I didn’t expect them |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2518 |
Be careful. I hear they like carrotts. |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
2519 |
With all the crime fighting, I don't know how he has time to have kids. |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
2520 |
Yep. The snowbirds are flying north. We are right on time to plant our spring garden. |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
2521 |
Economy's really underwater these days. |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2522 |
This must be their dream neighborhood |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
2523 |
Maybe we should have focused on mushrooms rather than tomatoes. |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2524 |
Fetch my shotgun, dear. The Crowes' are back. |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2525 |
And I thought gardening made my arms tired |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2526 |
Now let’s plant a money tree |
1.1538 |
0.03555 |
104 |
88 |
16 |
0 |
2527 |
The birds, the bees, and the Johnsons. |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
117 |
101 |
14 |
2 |
2528 |
Oh, no! Here they come again! Their droppings are realy disgusting. |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2529 |
Let’s have something else besides Smashburgers tonight |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
2530 |
Looks like the snowbirds are migrating back north. |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
2531 |
Oh look. The AI’s are here. |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
2532 |
We're going to need to rethink our scarecrow. |
1.1532 |
0.03974 |
124 |
109 |
11 |
4 |
2533 |
See, honey? Microdosing works! |
1.1532 |
0.03629 |
124 |
107 |
15 |
2 |
2534 |
Looks like our snowbird neighbors are back. |
1.1532 |
0.03248 |
124 |
105 |
19 |
0 |
2535 |
Why are they flying south in May? Do they know something we don't? |
1.1532 |
0.03974 |
124 |
109 |
11 |
4 |
2536 |
We literally just got the car washed |
1.1532 |
0.03629 |
124 |
107 |
15 |
2 |
2537 |
That reminds me, I need to wake up. |
1.1532 |
0.03629 |
124 |
107 |
15 |
2 |
2538 |
I’m having second thoughts on this microdosing thing. |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2539 |
Yeah, I hear they don't migrate, but circle forever where's there's lots of hot air . .DC, Florida, Texas. . . |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2540 |
Spring's come early this year--the McGills are already migrating back from Florida. |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2541 |
Cloudseeding, I think. What else could they possibly be doing? |
1.1532 |
0.04283 |
111 |
98 |
9 |
4 |
2542 |
Oh crap ,the snow birds are back. |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
2543 |
Looks like just a car wash won’t do the trick anymore. |
1.1532 |
0.03434 |
111 |
94 |
17 |
0 |
2544 |
I hope they don’t land on our Tulips. |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
2545 |
I wonder what they're planting in their garden? |
1.1532 |
0.03665 |
111 |
95 |
15 |
1 |
2546 |
hey isn't that the lost boy Peter who went missing a few years ago? |
1.1532 |
0.03665 |
111 |
95 |
15 |
1 |
2547 |
I thought the Wilsons had moved south last fall. |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
2548 |
They must have just finished seeding the clouds. |
1.1531 |
0.03933 |
98 |
84 |
13 |
1 |
2549 |
Do they look like vegetarians to you? |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
2550 |
Drone technology sure has come a long way |
1.1531 |
0.03656 |
98 |
83 |
15 |
0 |
2551 |
I guess they come from Oregon |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
2552 |
it's the droppings you have to worry about |
1.1525 |
0.03734 |
118 |
102 |
14 |
2 |
2553 |
It's a plane! It's Superman?? What are you thinking??a bird! |
1.1525 |
0.03924 |
118 |
103 |
12 |
3 |
2554 |
The Weather Girls were right! It's raining men! |
1.1525 |
0.03734 |
118 |
102 |
14 |
2 |
2555 |
Sometimes I think people just have too much time on their hands. |
1.1525 |
0.03734 |
118 |
102 |
14 |
2 |
2556 |
You seeing this too? |
1.1525 |
0.03535 |
118 |
101 |
16 |
1 |
2557 |
I sure hope Fred opened up his pool last weekend. |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
2558 |
What did you order from Amazon now? |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
2559 |
For heaven sake, are the Smiths too cheap to buy an airline ticket?! |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
2560 |
I guess we don’t need a scarecrow! |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
2561 |
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition ! |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
2562 |
They’ve really streamlined the newer models. |
1.1524 |
0.03775 |
105 |
90 |
14 |
1 |
2563 |
DARN THOSE JONESES I WILL NEVER KEEP UP |
1.1524 |
0.04444 |
105 |
93 |
8 |
4 |
2564 |
Their are two drones - |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
2565 |
I told you we were late. The arctic nerds are already returning home. |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2566 |
I guess they just had their fill of checking in. |
1.1522 |
0.04620 |
92 |
81 |
8 |
3 |
2567 |
Now there is a fad that is going to die soon. |
1.1522 |
0.04620 |
92 |
81 |
8 |
3 |
2568 |
Those snowbird Andersons are back. |
1.1522 |
0.03069 |
138 |
117 |
21 |
0 |
2569 |
Does it make me a bad person to hope the chute fails? |
1.1520 |
0.03777 |
125 |
109 |
13 |
3 |
2570 |
You know the old saying, “When the first skydiver is seen, it’s time to plant the beans”. |
1.1520 |
0.03944 |
125 |
110 |
11 |
4 |
2571 |
Ignore them Mildred, they're just showing off. |
1.1520 |
0.03418 |
125 |
107 |
17 |
1 |
2572 |
Musk has really changed Twitter! |
1.1520 |
0.03777 |
125 |
109 |
13 |
3 |
2573 |
Looks like the snow birds are coming back to roost for the summer." |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
2574 |
Look what Spring has wrought. |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
2575 |
With climate change, the Finkelsteins come back from Florida earlier and earlier every year. |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
2576 |
I'd rather plant squash than get squashed. |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
2577 |
Hey! There's Jack and Judy. I remember them bragging about how their new cannabis crop would outshine our lovely flowers. |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
2578 |
Oh look they are planting themselves |
1.1518 |
0.03406 |
112 |
95 |
17 |
0 |
2579 |
So much for Elon’s budget friendly space flights. |
1.1518 |
0.03634 |
112 |
96 |
15 |
1 |
2580 |
OK, the Johnsons are going South. We can finally plant those blueberry bushes." |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
2581 |
Bob and Susan are at it again. |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
2582 |
Pretend you don’t see them and they won’t drop in. |
1.1518 |
0.03634 |
112 |
96 |
15 |
1 |
2583 |
Who's going to break it to Marge she left something on that plane? |
1.1518 |
0.04247 |
112 |
99 |
9 |
4 |
2584 |
Wow, a drones disguised as humans. |
1.1518 |
0.03634 |
112 |
96 |
15 |
1 |
2585 |
Well the Harbingers are back. It really is spring. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
2586 |
Ted’s back… I guess the power went out in Texas again. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
2587 |
I think that alternate universe thing may be happening. |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
2588 |
So *that’s* how the Wilson’s can afford to fly south every winter! |
1.1515 |
0.03622 |
99 |
84 |
15 |
0 |
2589 |
They must be planting really good weed to fly like that. |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2590 |
i guess its time use our own energy |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2591 |
Looks like the Zimmermans are coming back for the spring. |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2592 |
The Chinese balloons have got nothing on us. |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2593 |
I thought that the Johnsons only flew south for the winter. |
1.1515 |
0.03622 |
99 |
84 |
15 |
0 |
2594 |
When they said they were getting "high", I imagined a different scenario. |
1.1515 |
0.03949 |
132 |
117 |
10 |
5 |
2595 |
When their therapist told the Siegels to spread their wings, I didn't think they would take it so literally! |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2596 |
Oh, dear. Looks like one happy landing, one fashion malfunction. |
1.1513 |
0.03463 |
152 |
133 |
15 |
4 |
2597 |
I see the snowbirds are back. |
1.1513 |
0.04243 |
119 |
106 |
8 |
5 |
2598 |
Oh look honey, Tom Cruise is comin' to town! |
1.1513 |
0.03893 |
119 |
104 |
12 |
3 |
2599 |
Oh oh, looks like the kids found our private stock. |
1.1513 |
0.03893 |
119 |
104 |
12 |
3 |
2600 |
Yup, it's definitively Springtime. I see the Snowbirds have returned from Florida. |
1.1513 |
0.03508 |
119 |
102 |
16 |
1 |
2601 |
Look Helen, the Johnsons are returning from Florida. |
1.1513 |
0.03508 |
119 |
102 |
16 |
1 |
2602 |
Those drones are starting to get out of hand… |
1.1513 |
0.03893 |
119 |
104 |
12 |
3 |
2603 |
Seedeaters. Better get the 4 gauge Winchester Wildfowler drone. |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2604 |
I wonder if we will see them in the fall. |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2605 |
I'm starting to think maybe there IS something to this "microdosing psychedelics" thing |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2606 |
And you thought geese were annoying. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2607 |
Damn if I don't spray to keep them out of the garden this year. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2608 |
Those aren't superheroes, they're just flamboyant flying people. |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2609 |
Now that's not something you see every day. |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2610 |
I see the Smiths are back from Florida.
Karen Madden, NYC |
1.1509 |
0.03494 |
106 |
90 |
16 |
0 |
2611 |
Even the Feinsteins are migrating back earlier. |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2612 |
It’s Don and Joyce Glyder, again.
They take everything so literally. |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2613 |
Johnsons--such show-offs! |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2614 |
Hold my perennials, I'm going to hunt me some drones. |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2615 |
The snowbirds are returning from the Sun Belt. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2616 |
Go poop in someone else's garden! |
1.1509 |
0.03494 |
106 |
90 |
16 |
0 |
2617 |
I think we need a scarce crow. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2618 |
I was sure they were taking AMTRAK. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2619 |
Duck, Martha. For God's sake, Duck |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2620 |
Tsk, looks like it’s gonna rain again |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2621 |
Sooner or later they're gonna put an eye out. |
1.1508 |
0.04074 |
126 |
112 |
9 |
5 |
2622 |
Well, there goes the Ferguson's flying north for the summer... |
1.1508 |
0.03575 |
126 |
109 |
15 |
2 |
2623 |
Well at least they don't eat the seedlings like the regular snowbirds coming back |
1.1508 |
0.03575 |
126 |
109 |
15 |
2 |
2624 |
Shouldn't they be flying north this time of year? |
1.1508 |
0.03575 |
126 |
109 |
15 |
2 |
2625 |
I don’t know about you dear, but I won’t let this fly for much longer. |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2626 |
I think we need to pay more attention to scientific advances. |
1.1505 |
0.04573 |
93 |
82 |
8 |
3 |
2627 |
The kids are using the drones again. |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2628 |
Looks like the neighbors have stopped using the fly by night contractors. |
1.1504 |
0.03378 |
113 |
96 |
17 |
0 |
2629 |
Should we tell them South is the other direction? |
1.1504 |
0.03604 |
113 |
97 |
15 |
1 |
2630 |
We better dig a bigger hole |
1.1504 |
0.03604 |
113 |
97 |
15 |
1 |
2631 |
The Hamptons migration is starting early this year. |
1.1504 |
0.03378 |
113 |
96 |
17 |
0 |
2632 |
Vegans are back |
1.1504 |
0.03817 |
113 |
98 |
13 |
2 |
2633 |
Honey, go get the fly swatter. |
1.1504 |
0.03604 |
113 |
97 |
15 |
1 |
2634 |
I see the Snowbirds are finally back |
1.1504 |
0.03773 |
133 |
117 |
12 |
4 |
2635 |
I don’t mind them flying over when they return each spring, but don’t be so smug about it. |
1.1504 |
0.03458 |
133 |
115 |
16 |
2 |
2636 |
Look honey, I used to fly with them, but then I got married and got a house, my hobby apparently is gardening now |
1.1504 |
0.03619 |
133 |
116 |
14 |
3 |
2637 |
The Johnsons are back from their winter in Florida |
1.1500 |
0.03645 |
140 |
123 |
13 |
4 |
2638 |
Only turkeys fly south in the spring. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2639 |
Looks like the NIMBY lawyers are back for another season. |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
2640 |
What kind of bet did they lose? |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2641 |
Huh, didn’t think the Whites would get raptured. |
1.1500 |
0.03676 |
120 |
104 |
14 |
2 |
2642 |
I would normally confront gravity deniers. But our seed plantings have never thrived more! |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2643 |
Those neighbors do drone on and on… |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
2644 |
We'd be flying right now too if we grew indoors. |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
2645 |
Aw crap. Don't plant the scotch. |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
2646 |
We better start thinking about installing a lock at the greenhouse door. |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
2647 |
I think we may have triggered something. |
1.1500 |
0.03676 |
120 |
104 |
14 |
2 |
2648 |
Is there anything Clarence Thomas won't do? |
1.1500 |
0.04578 |
100 |
89 |
7 |
4 |
2649 |
Backseat driver. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2650 |
Fucking Ravenclaws. |
1.1500 |
0.03862 |
120 |
105 |
12 |
3 |
2651 |
I know we got a deal,but living on the Redbull commercial set is getting weird. |
1.1500 |
0.03676 |
120 |
104 |
14 |
2 |
2652 |
Call Ray Bolger |
1.1500 |
0.04372 |
120 |
108 |
6 |
6 |
2653 |
You've got to admit, those Byrds really know how to migrate in style. |
1.1500 |
0.03481 |
120 |
103 |
16 |
1 |
2654 |
Hope they haven't been eating prune pudding again. |
1.1496 |
0.04043 |
127 |
113 |
9 |
5 |
2655 |
You know it's really spring when they yuppies make their migration. |
1.1496 |
0.03721 |
127 |
111 |
13 |
3 |
2656 |
Snowbirds. They're starved from their long journey from Florida. I filled the feeder with prune juice. |
1.1495 |
0.04562 |
107 |
96 |
6 |
5 |
2657 |
Millennials, a bunch of flybabies. |
1.1495 |
0.03710 |
107 |
92 |
14 |
1 |
2658 |
The Swallows must be back from Capistrano. |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2659 |
Well, there goes the Garden Club. |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2660 |
If they swoop over and say ‘We’re back!’,
I’m heaving the watering can at them. |
1.1495 |
0.03464 |
107 |
91 |
16 |
0 |
2661 |
They’re back from Boca early this year |
1.1495 |
0.03464 |
107 |
91 |
16 |
0 |
2662 |
Isn't that against city ordinance? |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2663 |
The newest from AI: Drones that look like human beings.... |
1.1494 |
0.05047 |
87 |
78 |
5 |
4 |
2664 |
Anything is possible with the Mankoffs. |
1.1493 |
0.03746 |
134 |
118 |
12 |
4 |
2665 |
But do they have their own parsley?? |
1.1493 |
0.03434 |
134 |
116 |
16 |
2 |
2666 |
Do those look like pigs to you? |
1.1491 |
0.03786 |
114 |
99 |
13 |
2 |
2667 |
Stand by to see a different kind of planting. |
1.1491 |
0.04176 |
114 |
101 |
9 |
4 |
2668 |
More Fox News viewers |
1.1491 |
0.03986 |
114 |
100 |
11 |
3 |
2669 |
Might be time for them to open their parachutes. |
1.1491 |
0.03575 |
114 |
98 |
15 |
1 |
2670 |
It's time to start planting when the snowbirds come back. |
1.1491 |
0.03786 |
114 |
99 |
13 |
2 |
2671 |
It’s alright for them— but what are they doing to beat climate change? |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
2672 |
Wow, I didn't think this was the habitat for the blue footed boobies. |
1.1489 |
0.03478 |
141 |
123 |
15 |
3 |
2673 |
A sure sign it's Spring , the Perelman's are back. |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
2674 |
Argh, the Drone twins have been terrorizing the neighborhood for years. |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
2675 |
We better get out the scarecrow. |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
2676 |
I hope they opted for the travel insurance. |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
2677 |
This AI is more powerful than I thought! |
1.1488 |
0.03832 |
121 |
106 |
12 |
3 |
2678 |
Last year gardening, now this. It’s impossible to keep up with the Joneses. |
1.1488 |
0.04338 |
121 |
109 |
6 |
6 |
2679 |
The pesky Snowbirds are back. |
1.1488 |
0.03454 |
121 |
104 |
16 |
1 |
2680 |
You’d think they could spend a little more time on their yard work. |
1.1488 |
0.03832 |
121 |
106 |
12 |
3 |
2681 |
Remind me to take the Smiths off our fresh tomato list. |
1.1488 |
0.03648 |
121 |
105 |
14 |
2 |
2682 |
Oh, good--Amber and Jeff are returning from their winter break ... |
1.1488 |
0.03648 |
121 |
105 |
14 |
2 |
2683 |
Don't Ralph and Grace ever stay home? |
1.1488 |
0.04008 |
121 |
107 |
10 |
4 |
2684 |
I guess they want to help us with
the gardening!! |
1.1488 |
0.03454 |
121 |
104 |
16 |
1 |
2685 |
Better get out the scarehuman. |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2686 |
I am getting sick and tired of the neighbors' lollygagging. |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2687 |
They must work from home! |
1.1485 |
0.04535 |
101 |
90 |
7 |
4 |
2688 |
is it a bird? is it a plane?”
“no, it’s just the neighbors |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2689 |
They said they were going to drop by. |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
2690 |
All I got from those energy drinks were kidney stones. |
1.1484 |
0.03694 |
128 |
112 |
13 |
3 |
2691 |
Looks like Jim and Mike are headed south for tbe winter. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2692 |
I hope the neighbors filled their pool early this year. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2693 |
I thought birders just watched the birds? |
1.1481 |
0.04326 |
108 |
96 |
8 |
4 |
2694 |
Looks like the Capistranos are back from California. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2695 |
We'd better stop smoking this stuff... |
1.1481 |
0.04326 |
108 |
96 |
8 |
4 |
2696 |
House hunting again! |
1.1481 |
0.04121 |
108 |
95 |
10 |
3 |
2697 |
I told you, this area is becoming so gentrified |
1.1481 |
0.03678 |
108 |
93 |
14 |
1 |
2698 |
Why are they flying south now? It's springtime! |
1.1481 |
0.04121 |
108 |
95 |
10 |
3 |
2699 |
It’s a new economy class which limits carry-on bags but does provide even more legroom. |
1.1481 |
0.04326 |
108 |
96 |
8 |
4 |
2700 |
I told you we should've bought beans from that old man |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2701 |
The neighbor's mushroom farm seems to be doing good business. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2702 |
I hope they don't make a mess on the driveway. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2703 |
It's the schmucks flying south for the summer. |
1.1478 |
0.03546 |
115 |
99 |
15 |
1 |
2704 |
Looks like we’ll need that scarecrow after all |
1.1478 |
0.03755 |
115 |
100 |
13 |
2 |
2705 |
Always flying in the face of our HOA rules! |
1.1478 |
0.03953 |
115 |
101 |
11 |
3 |
2706 |
I always imagined they'd look much different from us. |
1.1478 |
0.03755 |
115 |
100 |
13 |
2 |
2707 |
Oh, chute… |
1.1478 |
0.03755 |
115 |
100 |
13 |
2 |
2708 |
Those Amazon delivery drones just keep getting creepier. |
1.1478 |
0.04322 |
115 |
103 |
7 |
5 |
2709 |
Are they the new landscaping spies? |
1.1478 |
0.03755 |
115 |
100 |
13 |
2 |
2710 |
Someone's been seeding the clouds again. |
1.1478 |
0.03755 |
115 |
100 |
13 |
2 |
2711 |
They better not poop on us... |
1.1478 |
0.04322 |
115 |
103 |
7 |
5 |
2712 |
That must be the new chick Dave met in Florida |
1.1478 |
0.03953 |
115 |
101 |
11 |
3 |
2713 |
Florida snowbirds on their spring migration.
(This caption is from Jerome Jansma, Fayetteville, Arkansas, spouse of the subscriber.) |
1.1478 |
0.04142 |
115 |
102 |
9 |
4 |
2714 |
Dang the smiths are lookin fly |
1.1478 |
0.03546 |
115 |
99 |
15 |
1 |
2715 |
No, they haven't figured that out yet, but they can 69 while riding a thermal. |
1.1475 |
0.04304 |
122 |
110 |
6 |
6 |
2716 |
No wonder we've been getting so many weird 'bird bombs' on our vehicles lately! |
1.1475 |
0.03977 |
122 |
108 |
10 |
4 |
2717 |
The dinguses are returning. |
1.1475 |
0.03620 |
122 |
106 |
14 |
2 |
2718 |
Quick, move the car in the garage. |
1.1475 |
0.03802 |
122 |
107 |
12 |
3 |
2719 |
They’ll do anything to get their hands on our vegetable soup recipe. |
1.1475 |
0.03802 |
122 |
107 |
12 |
3 |
2720 |
Okay, as long as you don't have a lot of baggage. |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
2721 |
I guess it really is the age of optimism. |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
2722 |
Self-confidence is the key. |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
2723 |
Looks like the neighbors have bought a trampoline. |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
2724 |
Those trampoline lessons did more for their marriage than that stupid counsellor ever did |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
2725 |
What the duck is that? |
1.1473 |
0.03667 |
129 |
113 |
13 |
3 |
2726 |
Oh, look, the snowbirds are back. |
1.1473 |
0.03828 |
129 |
114 |
11 |
4 |
2727 |
They'll do anything to get out of yard work. |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2728 |
It must be spring -- the Smiths are back. |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2729 |
That’s one way to avoid baggage fees. |
1.1471 |
0.03790 |
102 |
88 |
13 |
1 |
2730 |
Looks like they didn't finish reading all the instructions on freefalling. |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2731 |
Spring is in the air again. |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
2732 |
Honey, I told you Tom and Susan are using that GMO corn that that Wizard of Oz site was selling. |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
2733 |
I wonder if the Johnsons think we’re boring. |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
2734 |
It is 4:30 and the snowbirds are coming in to feed. |
1.1471 |
0.03790 |
102 |
88 |
13 |
1 |
2735 |
There’s just no keeping up with the Joneses. |
1.1471 |
0.03544 |
136 |
119 |
14 |
3 |
2736 |
They said a garden didn't pay so they're going into eggs. |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2737 |
I think it's for one of their TikTok dances |
1.1468 |
0.03646 |
109 |
94 |
14 |
1 |
2738 |
I wonder: what was their couple's problem? |
1.1468 |
0.03646 |
109 |
94 |
14 |
1 |
2739 |
Every spring, like clockwork... |
1.1468 |
0.03872 |
109 |
95 |
12 |
2 |
2740 |
Must be spring. The snowbirds are flying home. |
1.1468 |
0.04482 |
109 |
98 |
6 |
5 |
2741 |
I see vacations are coming earlier this year. |
1.1468 |
0.03872 |
109 |
95 |
12 |
2 |
2742 |
Honey, that is not a drug. It's a leaf. |
1.1468 |
0.03405 |
109 |
93 |
16 |
0 |
2743 |
Seems a bit early for the annual stock broker migration, doean't it? |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2744 |
Looks like these “birds are shopping for organic, “Farm To Table” vegetables |
1.1468 |
0.03646 |
109 |
94 |
14 |
1 |
2745 |
They just flew in from Miami, and their arms are actually tired. |
1.1468 |
0.03646 |
109 |
94 |
14 |
1 |
2746 |
You were right. The neighbor's bird seed diet beats gardening. |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2747 |
Time to put out the tax man, that'll scare these crows |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2748 |
Not surprising- the snowbirds are
leaving Florida earlier this year. |
1.1466 |
0.03518 |
116 |
100 |
15 |
1 |
2749 |
I told you that those Kents were up to something. |
1.1466 |
0.03518 |
116 |
100 |
15 |
1 |
2750 |
Looks like the Robinson's are back from their snowbird convention |
1.1466 |
0.03921 |
116 |
102 |
11 |
3 |
2751 |
Looks like Frank and Georgia got into the Dom again! |
1.1466 |
0.03725 |
116 |
101 |
13 |
2 |
2752 |
Well, if it's good enough for birds, .... |
1.1466 |
0.03921 |
116 |
102 |
11 |
3 |
2753 |
Seems a little early to be flying south for the winter. |
1.1466 |
0.03725 |
116 |
101 |
13 |
2 |
2754 |
I told you they were high flyers when they moved in. |
1.1466 |
0.03921 |
116 |
102 |
11 |
3 |
2755 |
Hallelujah! It’s raining. |
1.1466 |
0.03725 |
116 |
101 |
13 |
2 |
2756 |
I misunderstood when he said 30 day transformation program. |
1.1466 |
0.03518 |
116 |
100 |
15 |
1 |
2757 |
The Johnsons migrate a little too early if you ask me. |
1.1466 |
0.03921 |
116 |
102 |
11 |
3 |
2758 |
Get your slingshot, Melba! |
1.1463 |
0.03773 |
123 |
108 |
12 |
3 |
2759 |
Which gardener did you get these from again? |
1.1463 |
0.03592 |
123 |
107 |
14 |
2 |
2760 |
See? I told you our scarecrow wasn’t big enough. |
1.1463 |
0.03946 |
123 |
109 |
10 |
4 |
2761 |
I can’t tell if they’re skydivers on drugs or members of the Darling family heading off to Neverland again. |
1.1463 |
0.03773 |
123 |
108 |
12 |
3 |
2762 |
Too much gardening and I begin to see weird things. |
1.1463 |
0.03592 |
123 |
107 |
14 |
2 |
2763 |
They're back again. At least until Spring I suppose |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2764 |
They better not poop on our plants |
1.1458 |
0.03912 |
96 |
83 |
12 |
1 |
2765 |
They must harvest the best wild mushrooms in town |
1.1458 |
0.03621 |
96 |
82 |
14 |
0 |
2766 |
I guess it really is Spring. |
1.1458 |
0.03912 |
96 |
83 |
12 |
1 |
2767 |
It's bad enough we are grounded, but do they have to rub it in? |
1.1458 |
0.04907 |
96 |
87 |
4 |
5 |
2768 |
They make more noise than a 737 MAX. |
1.1458 |
0.04183 |
96 |
84 |
10 |
2 |
2769 |
Wish I told them to “hit the road” instead |
1.1458 |
0.04437 |
96 |
85 |
8 |
3 |
2770 |
It’s the Canadians flying north for the summer. |
1.1456 |
0.03755 |
103 |
89 |
13 |
1 |
2771 |
Now that is serious free falling. |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
2772 |
- Darling, do you think the kids will ever move out so we can finally retire?
- When pigs fly. |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
2773 |
"Why don't we ever do anything fun?" |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
2774 |
You always know it's spring when the snowbirds return. |
1.1455 |
0.04051 |
110 |
97 |
10 |
3 |
2775 |
You can take the human cannonball out of the circus... |
1.1455 |
0.03839 |
110 |
96 |
12 |
2 |
2776 |
Good grief! Those two again! If they crash on this garden again we will have to detain them until they understand where food comes from! |
1.1455 |
0.04051 |
110 |
97 |
10 |
3 |
2777 |
Dammit, the Crowes are back! |
1.1455 |
0.03377 |
110 |
94 |
16 |
0 |
2778 |
They'll make good fertilizer. |
1.1455 |
0.03839 |
110 |
96 |
12 |
2 |
2779 |
They're flying East to college. |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
2780 |
Looks like the Fergusons are back from Florida... |
1.1455 |
0.03839 |
110 |
96 |
12 |
2 |
2781 |
Look, Snowbirds migrating north! I told you it wasn't too early to start planting. |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
2782 |
There go the Johnsons, flying off overseas again |
1.1455 |
0.03377 |
110 |
94 |
16 |
0 |
2783 |
The almanac says when the boys return, spring begins. |
1.1455 |
0.04051 |
110 |
97 |
10 |
3 |
2784 |
And I thought all we had to worry about was drones |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
2785 |
Bad enough that they had the nicest house and car in the neighborhood. Now they are really showing off |
1.1455 |
0.03839 |
110 |
96 |
12 |
2 |
2786 |
Don't you just hate being on those Wright brothers flight path! |
1.1455 |
0.04051 |
110 |
97 |
10 |
3 |
2787 |
Looks like Bob and Fiona are back for the summer. |
1.1455 |
0.03839 |
110 |
96 |
12 |
2 |
2788 |
The Snowbirds are a little late returning this year. |
1.1453 |
0.03272 |
117 |
100 |
17 |
0 |
2789 |
We're just starting our planting, but they're already flying north. Must be climate change. |
1.1453 |
0.03695 |
117 |
102 |
13 |
2 |
2790 |
Honey, we’re not in Kansas anymore. |
1.1453 |
0.04074 |
117 |
104 |
9 |
4 |
2791 |
Looks like the Swallows are back a few days late this year." |
1.1453 |
0.03889 |
117 |
103 |
11 |
3 |
2792 |
You finish the planting and I’ll get to work on that scarecrow |
1.1453 |
0.03490 |
117 |
101 |
15 |
1 |
2793 |
The Andersons are back from Boca a little early this year. |
1.1452 |
0.03745 |
124 |
109 |
12 |
3 |
2794 |
I hope they don't eat all of our corn |
1.1452 |
0.03745 |
124 |
109 |
12 |
3 |
2795 |
It's the high fliers from Head Office again, checking on those supposedly working from home. |
1.1452 |
0.03376 |
124 |
107 |
16 |
1 |
2796 |
the grass is always greener..... |
1.1452 |
0.03565 |
124 |
108 |
14 |
2 |
2797 |
There go our uppity neighbors again.” |
1.1450 |
0.03614 |
131 |
115 |
13 |
3 |
2798 |
It's a little early to be flying south for the winter |
1.1450 |
0.03448 |
131 |
114 |
15 |
2 |
2799 |
Silly goose. |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
2800 |
Wow, they are flying high. I wonder what they planted in their garden this year? |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
2801 |
It must be stomg, the snowbitds are back! |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
2802 |
Wendy and Peter. They ju-u-st won't grow up. |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
2803 |
They will never make it south by winter. |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
2804 |
Looks like another escape from the the flying circus. |
1.1443 |
0.03587 |
97 |
83 |
14 |
0 |
2805 |
Did you invite the Blakes over or are they just dropping in unexpectedly again? |
1.1443 |
0.03587 |
97 |
83 |
14 |
0 |
2806 |
Do you think his wife is okay with him doing that? |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2807 |
Damn! Those HOA spies are everywhere! |
1.1443 |
0.03587 |
97 |
83 |
14 |
0 |
2808 |
Typical snow birds. A little heat and they head north to their other house. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2809 |
I guess we'd better cover the garden tonight |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2810 |
The new drones are so realistic. |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
2811 |
Their idea of communing with nature seems more appealing. |
1.1443 |
0.04394 |
97 |
86 |
8 |
3 |
2812 |
They’re Dreaming…. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2813 |
The tax collector migration has begun, it must be spring. |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
2814 |
Did the Taylors get a divorce? |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2815 |
And I just washed the car. |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2816 |
I hare it, when they forget to pull their cords. |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2817 |
I thought Amazon was just using delivery drones |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2818 |
There go the happy empty nesters |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2819 |
Look Glenda! They finally got that Fizzy Lifting Drink in America! |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2820 |
Looks like the Goldbergs are home for the summer. |
1.1442 |
0.03722 |
104 |
90 |
13 |
1 |
2821 |
And people deny the impact of climate change - - I have never seen them in these parts before! Mind you,their droppings often contain seeds that contribute to biodiversity |
1.1442 |
0.04193 |
104 |
92 |
9 |
3 |
2822 |
It’s all fun and games till they splat on your windshield. |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2823 |
Uh-oh, their label said to fly six feet apart. |
1.1442 |
0.03722 |
104 |
90 |
13 |
1 |
2824 |
Well, that sure explains what I found on the car this morning! |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2825 |
Welp, it looks like this may be the last time the Nelson's ignore my advice about opening their parachutes so late. |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2826 |
Speaking of planted into the ground… |
1.1442 |
0.03462 |
104 |
89 |
15 |
0 |
2827 |
What type of oregano was in their garden? |
1.1442 |
0.04410 |
104 |
93 |
7 |
4 |
2828 |
Damn those Chinese spy balloons |
1.1441 |
0.03349 |
111 |
95 |
16 |
0 |
2829 |
I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening. |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
2830 |
More anchor cuts at Fox News! |
1.1441 |
0.03585 |
111 |
96 |
14 |
1 |
2831 |
At least they’re not pigs. |
1.1441 |
0.03349 |
111 |
95 |
16 |
0 |
2832 |
Oh no! Are those birds coming to eat our garden? |
1.1441 |
0.04016 |
111 |
98 |
10 |
3 |
2833 |
We should stay here and fight even if Trump is re elected! |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
2834 |
Dammit, last week the Jones’ were gardening. Now it looks like they are upping the ante! |
1.1441 |
0.03349 |
111 |
95 |
16 |
0 |
2835 |
They are way above our pay range |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
2836 |
I think we chose the wrong hobby! |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
2837 |
They're checking to see if we're planing pot. Is this pot, Hon? Are we planting pot? |
1.1441 |
0.04016 |
111 |
98 |
10 |
3 |
2838 |
They better not dive bomb our tomatoes. |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
2839 |
Well,the Byrds have again returned to Capistrano |
1.1441 |
0.04405 |
111 |
100 |
6 |
5 |
2840 |
Just as long as they don't fly over our car. |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
2841 |
It's the Robinson's again |
1.1441 |
0.03246 |
118 |
101 |
17 |
0 |
2842 |
Looks like the Byrds are back from their trip down south. |
1.1441 |
0.04217 |
118 |
106 |
7 |
5 |
2843 |
I think that new fertilizer we're inhaling is having some unintentional consequences. |
1.1441 |
0.04042 |
118 |
105 |
9 |
4 |
2844 |
Maybe we should get some of that energy drink ! |
1.1441 |
0.03666 |
118 |
103 |
13 |
2 |
2845 |
Looks like we’re right on time. There’s Ralph and Shirley returning from Florida. |
1.1441 |
0.03858 |
118 |
104 |
11 |
3 |
2846 |
Is that Mike and Elsa? They went skydiving this morning. I don’t think they opened their chutes. I guess they won’t be coming for dinner. The salad was going to be splendid! |
1.1441 |
0.04042 |
118 |
105 |
9 |
4 |
2847 |
Those Byrds are always finding some way to get out of yard work! |
1.1441 |
0.03666 |
118 |
103 |
13 |
2 |
2848 |
Great ... I just know one of them is going to perch over my car. |
1.1441 |
0.03858 |
118 |
104 |
11 |
3 |
2849 |
Welp, now Mitchell and Gina are doing it. I'm going to check my email. |
1.1441 |
0.03666 |
118 |
103 |
13 |
2 |
2850 |
The spring dare devils are looking good this year. |
1.1440 |
0.03539 |
125 |
109 |
14 |
2 |
2851 |
Seems like the Gosling's head north earlier each year. |
1.1440 |
0.03886 |
125 |
111 |
10 |
4 |
2852 |
Maybe they'll be more careful where they poop this time. |
1.1429 |
0.03775 |
112 |
98 |
12 |
2 |
2853 |
Is this some kind of new Canada Goose? |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2854 |
Yeah, they buy those potted clones at the supermarket. |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
91 |
78 |
13 |
0 |
2855 |
We should stop using what we grow. |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
2856 |
I used to have that dream, too. |
1.1429 |
0.04587 |
98 |
88 |
6 |
4 |
2857 |
The Johnsons are avoiding their yard work again, I see! |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
91 |
78 |
13 |
0 |
2858 |
Thank god we weren't invited to Hansen's barbecue this year. |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
2859 |
The snowbirds are late this year. |
1.1429 |
0.03555 |
112 |
97 |
14 |
1 |
2860 |
they never stop with the one-upmanship. |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
2861 |
Kids just wanna get high these days. |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2862 |
Always plant when the snowbirds are heading north |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
2863 |
The snowbirds are heading back. |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2864 |
Well, spring has officially arrived. Here come the snowbirds. |
1.1429 |
0.03555 |
112 |
97 |
14 |
1 |
2865 |
Another sure sign of Spring is the Hendersons flying north for the season. |
1.1429 |
0.04179 |
112 |
100 |
8 |
4 |
2866 |
The Chinese are sending Camouflage Air Balloons this time to spy on us |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
2867 |
They're back. We better put the car in the garage. |
1.1429 |
0.03637 |
119 |
104 |
13 |
2 |
2868 |
For gods sake Sharon! If Space X doesn't stop these tests over the neighborhood! We'll have nothing for summer! Those 'astronauts' landed in the kale patch last week |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2869 |
I wonder if they could circle around and
drop down to help us out here. |
1.1429 |
0.03775 |
112 |
98 |
12 |
2 |
2870 |
Honey, doesn't it seem like living in the suburbs is getting riskier? |
1.1429 |
0.04156 |
105 |
93 |
9 |
3 |
2871 |
I thought he was just a fly-by-night |
1.1429 |
0.04179 |
112 |
100 |
8 |
4 |
2872 |
Looks like we got more airborne pests. |
1.1429 |
0.03321 |
112 |
96 |
16 |
0 |
2873 |
Looks like John and Randy have finalized their divorces…. |
1.1429 |
0.03775 |
112 |
98 |
12 |
2 |
2874 |
Apparently the neighbors have joined the Alternative Facts Frequent Flier club. |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2875 |
They're flying low, so that means rain. |
1.1429 |
0.03637 |
119 |
104 |
13 |
2 |
2876 |
This is the logical outcome of not exterminating squirrels... |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2877 |
Spring Migration? They're going the wrong way! |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2878 |
Well, spring's officially here. There go Robin Johnson and Robin Stoneman. |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
91 |
78 |
13 |
0 |
2879 |
Real Estate speculators, we may be moving. |
1.1429 |
0.03775 |
112 |
98 |
12 |
2 |
2880 |
Maybe we should get a new hobby! |
1.1429 |
0.03555 |
112 |
97 |
14 |
1 |
2881 |
Oh these shrooms are good |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
2882 |
Advertising these days is overacting everything. |
1.1429 |
0.03775 |
112 |
98 |
12 |
2 |
2883 |
There go the Byrds heading back from home Florida. |
1.1429 |
0.03828 |
119 |
105 |
11 |
3 |
2884 |
I know that we are drastically short of pollinators, but has it come to this? |
1.1429 |
0.03828 |
119 |
105 |
11 |
3 |
2885 |
We need a taller fence. |
1.1429 |
0.04835 |
91 |
82 |
5 |
4 |
2886 |
It would behoove the Russians to upgrade their drones! |
1.1429 |
0.04156 |
105 |
93 |
9 |
3 |
2887 |
So the snowbirds did make it back by planting season. |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
2888 |
They’re back early this year. |
1.1429 |
0.03327 |
126 |
109 |
16 |
1 |
2889 |
We'd better hurry - seems winter's coming early! |
1.1429 |
0.03555 |
112 |
97 |
14 |
1 |
2890 |
We better put up a scarecrow so the neighbors don’t invite us to another dinner party. |
1.1429 |
0.03553 |
98 |
84 |
14 |
0 |
2891 |
Here's your fertilizer delivery. |
1.1429 |
0.03775 |
112 |
98 |
12 |
2 |
2892 |
I didn't know the Wilsons could fly. |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2893 |
Okay, I know they winter in the south. But it's South Mississippi. |
1.1429 |
0.03775 |
112 |
98 |
12 |
2 |
2894 |
Those drone technology advances are sure moving along quickly these days. |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
2895 |
The Henderson's think their bird imitations are so clever. |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2896 |
Look! Migratory Palo Altans! |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2897 |
Let's see how much fun it is when we're eating fresh rutabaga and they're not. |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
2898 |
Maybe the ripcord should have been earlier. |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
126 |
111 |
12 |
3 |
2899 |
Looks like the snow geese are back. |
1.1429 |
0.03435 |
119 |
103 |
15 |
1 |
2900 |
There goes Elon and Jeff |
1.1429 |
0.04009 |
119 |
106 |
9 |
4 |
2901 |
Gravity is not what it was Honeybunch. |
1.1429 |
0.03431 |
105 |
90 |
15 |
0 |
2902 |
I see that the Rosenthals have returned from Florida. |
1.1429 |
0.04156 |
105 |
93 |
9 |
3 |
2903 |
Wait until they see our Venus flytrap. |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2904 |
Looks like the snowbirds are returning for the summer. |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
2905 |
We shouldn't even try to keep up with the Droneses. |
1.1429 |
0.03828 |
119 |
105 |
11 |
3 |
2906 |
Wow, hun. Red Bull really gave them wings |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
2907 |
Don’t look them in the eye or they will criticize our aerial curb-appeal again |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
2908 |
I think we'll need a bigger scarecrow |
1.1429 |
0.04156 |
105 |
93 |
9 |
3 |
2909 |
I'd be smiling too if I was falling from the sky" |
1.1429 |
0.03828 |
119 |
105 |
11 |
3 |
2910 |
Honey, I must say, this Oregano we've been planting is really good. |
1.1418 |
0.03570 |
141 |
125 |
12 |
4 |
2911 |
Anything flies these days. |
1.1417 |
0.03828 |
127 |
113 |
10 |
4 |
2912 |
I told them not to take any of those plants at the back of the garden because they would make them high as kites. |
1.1417 |
0.03409 |
120 |
104 |
15 |
1 |
2913 |
Well now it's obvious who is stealing our plants. |
1.1417 |
0.03608 |
120 |
105 |
13 |
2 |
2914 |
Looks like the Clayborns caught an early warm front back from Florida. |
1.1416 |
0.03949 |
113 |
100 |
10 |
3 |
2915 |
Yep, this one weed plant they gave us is likely all we'll need. |
1.1416 |
0.03743 |
113 |
99 |
12 |
2 |
2916 |
Plant fast, the seed eaters are coming… |
1.1416 |
0.04144 |
113 |
101 |
8 |
4 |
2917 |
And we thought we had magic beans |
1.1416 |
0.03949 |
113 |
100 |
10 |
3 |
2918 |
Someone should remind the Andersons that it’s spring, not fall. |
1.1416 |
0.03526 |
113 |
98 |
14 |
1 |
2919 |
I didn't realize the Davises were migratory. |
1.1415 |
0.04331 |
106 |
95 |
7 |
4 |
2920 |
Looks like Tucker is enjoying his free time, hunting for rainbows. |
1.1415 |
0.03656 |
106 |
92 |
13 |
1 |
2921 |
Oh,to be young again! |
1.1415 |
0.03894 |
106 |
93 |
11 |
2 |
2922 |
When we said,'Give them wings', we didn't mean those. |
1.1415 |
0.03894 |
106 |
93 |
11 |
2 |
2923 |
They're back early this year. Let's cover the beds. |
1.1415 |
0.03656 |
106 |
92 |
13 |
1 |
2924 |
Do you ever miss when they used to just jump off the Golden State Bridge? |
1.1415 |
0.03894 |
106 |
93 |
11 |
2 |
2925 |
Must be spring, the snowbirds are back. |
1.1415 |
0.03894 |
106 |
93 |
11 |
2 |
2926 |
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s…the Andersons? |
1.1415 |
0.03894 |
106 |
93 |
11 |
2 |
2927 |
It's hopeless, we'll never be able to keep up with the Jonse's.. |
1.1415 |
0.03401 |
106 |
91 |
15 |
0 |
2928 |
No, honey, that’s not “drone warfare”. |
1.1415 |
0.03894 |
106 |
93 |
11 |
2 |
2929 |
I think it's that new low-price airline, Cannon Express. |
1.1415 |
0.03656 |
106 |
92 |
13 |
1 |
2930 |
The algorithm not taken |
1.1415 |
0.04118 |
106 |
94 |
9 |
3 |
2931 |
Well, you know it's spring when the snowbirds come back to Iowa! |
1.1414 |
0.04310 |
99 |
88 |
8 |
3 |
2932 |
Good thing we live in Bizarro World and they're falling up. |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
2933 |
I liked it better when there were only drones up there. |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
2934 |
Let's hope these are better pollinators than last year. |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
2935 |
This is why I wear a hat. |
1.1414 |
0.04310 |
99 |
88 |
8 |
3 |
2936 |
People were born to go, as far as they can fly! |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
2937 |
Well, that's unusual. Normally they arrive at the first hint of spring |
1.1414 |
0.04543 |
99 |
89 |
6 |
4 |
2938 |
Pull the cord! I've just had the roof repaired! |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
2939 |
They must know something that we don't. |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
2940 |
born to crawl cannot fly |
1.1414 |
0.03520 |
99 |
85 |
14 |
0 |
2941 |
Must be tax season. |
1.1414 |
0.03520 |
99 |
85 |
14 |
0 |
2942 |
Did you let Amazon know that we needed fertilizer? |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
2943 |
Something’s up. Those are fake smiles and they’re never out of sync. |
1.1414 |
0.04310 |
99 |
88 |
8 |
3 |
2944 |
When I said 'weeding', they said 'weed'.
When I said 'potting,' they said 'pot'. |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
2945 |
They look like they're lost. |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
2946 |
Lars and Maria planted mushrooms. |
1.1413 |
0.04528 |
92 |
82 |
7 |
3 |
2947 |
It's a flock of feral venture capitalists searching for a hostile take-over. |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
2948 |
We have to find out what they're growing. |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
2949 |
Looks like keeping up with the Joneses has reached a new height |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
2950 |
The neighbors apparently identify as Lovebirds. |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
2951 |
I think I know who stole your mother's brassiere off the clothesline. |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
2952 |
It’s ironic that the last thing they’ll see are shoots. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
2953 |
There they go showing off again; why can't they buy their Burpee seeds in the catalog instead of flying there? |
1.1405 |
0.03382 |
121 |
105 |
15 |
1 |
2954 |
Summer people are back. |
1.1405 |
0.03580 |
121 |
106 |
13 |
2 |
2955 |
Their poop is so loud and useless. |
1.1405 |
0.03580 |
121 |
106 |
13 |
2 |
2956 |
Looks like the Wilsons are on their Spring migration back from Florida. |
1.1405 |
0.03382 |
121 |
105 |
15 |
1 |
2957 |
Is it spring or fall? |
1.1405 |
0.03768 |
121 |
107 |
11 |
3 |
2958 |
They’re not in Kansas anymore. |
1.1405 |
0.03768 |
121 |
107 |
11 |
3 |
2959 |
I hate being in the flight path . . . . |
1.1405 |
0.03580 |
121 |
106 |
13 |
2 |
2960 |
This is definitely safer than that. |
1.1404 |
0.03916 |
114 |
101 |
10 |
3 |
2961 |
Hide the snails and grasshoppers, the Swallows are back. |
1.1404 |
0.03268 |
114 |
98 |
16 |
0 |
2962 |
The Schwartzes are crop dusting again. |
1.1404 |
0.03916 |
114 |
101 |
10 |
3 |
2963 |
Ok,no more eating mushrooms from the
garden |
1.1404 |
0.04294 |
114 |
103 |
6 |
5 |
2964 |
I told you the neighbors were batty. |
1.1404 |
0.03712 |
114 |
100 |
12 |
2 |
2965 |
For God's sakes, it's May and those effing Andersons
have already started flying to Florida. |
1.1404 |
0.04109 |
114 |
102 |
8 |
4 |
2966 |
It looks like the Drones are back from their vacation. |
1.1404 |
0.04109 |
114 |
102 |
8 |
4 |
2967 |
Helicopter parents! |
1.1404 |
0.03712 |
114 |
100 |
12 |
2 |
2968 |
You can tell they're snowbirds by their song: continually singing Florida's praises. |
1.1404 |
0.04109 |
114 |
102 |
8 |
4 |
2969 |
Looks like the return of the Snowbirds has begun. |
1.1402 |
0.03860 |
107 |
94 |
11 |
2 |
2970 |
The downside of Spring - the return of the snowbirds |
1.1402 |
0.03372 |
107 |
92 |
15 |
0 |
2971 |
Wow. I wonder what they're on. |
1.1402 |
0.03624 |
107 |
93 |
13 |
1 |
2972 |
Oh, great. The snowbirds are back. |
1.1402 |
0.03860 |
107 |
94 |
11 |
2 |
2973 |
I hope they are aiming for the swimming pool next door |
1.1402 |
0.03372 |
107 |
92 |
15 |
0 |
2974 |
They are in for a rough landing when they hit their 30s |
1.1402 |
0.04082 |
107 |
95 |
9 |
3 |
2975 |
I told you it’s Spring. The Snowbirds are back. |
1.1402 |
0.04493 |
107 |
97 |
5 |
5 |
2976 |
This can’t be good… Looks like someone asked AI what a Snowbird is. |
1.1402 |
0.04082 |
107 |
95 |
9 |
3 |
2977 |
I didn't think we were growing that kind of herb! |
1.1402 |
0.03860 |
107 |
94 |
11 |
2 |
2978 |
I think we need to tell the Reid's that their guests are dropping in now. |
1.1402 |
0.03624 |
107 |
93 |
13 |
1 |
2979 |
Jumping to conclusions |
1.1402 |
0.04292 |
107 |
96 |
7 |
4 |
2980 |
Well, they warned us they might drop by. Guess they were serious! |
1.1400 |
0.04025 |
100 |
88 |
10 |
2 |
2981 |
A little early in the season isn't it? |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
2982 |
What did they have for breakfast ? |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
2983 |
I've always thought they were bird-brains! |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
2984 |
And it was in this very moment that the Smiths realized their children would never stick the landing. |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
2985 |
How do they have first sprouts every year? |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
2986 |
The Andersons are up early today. |
1.1400 |
0.04269 |
100 |
89 |
8 |
3 |
2987 |
How about we expand our operation to include face plants! |
1.1400 |
0.04499 |
100 |
90 |
6 |
4 |
2988 |
After April 15th the CPAs fly South for extension season. |
1.1400 |
0.03487 |
100 |
86 |
14 |
0 |
2989 |
The snow birds are leaving |
1.1400 |
0.03487 |
100 |
86 |
14 |
0 |
2990 |
I guess their couples therapist really did recommend flying together… |
1.1400 |
0.04269 |
100 |
89 |
8 |
3 |
2991 |
Do you think those vests will help ? |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
2992 |
a couple more with those imported parachutes |
1.1398 |
0.04481 |
93 |
83 |
7 |
3 |
2993 |
They might come back when they’re hungry! |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
2994 |
Oh, no, the mosquitoes have mutated |
1.1398 |
0.04481 |
93 |
83 |
7 |
3 |
2995 |
I hear they paid off their mortgage. |
1.1398 |
0.03615 |
93 |
80 |
13 |
0 |
2996 |
Every spring they fly back to their nesting grounds! |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
2997 |
This new catapulting trend is really annoying. |
1.1395 |
0.04726 |
86 |
77 |
6 |
3 |
2998 |
On second thought, maybe we should only plant actual lettuce. |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
2999 |
Another sign of spring, the Floridians are flying north. |
1.1393 |
0.03738 |
122 |
108 |
11 |
3 |
3000 |
Looks like bird flu is on the rise again. |
1.1393 |
0.03553 |
122 |
107 |
13 |
2 |
3001 |
The robins this spring seem a little fatter than what I'm used to. |
1.1393 |
0.03553 |
122 |
107 |
13 |
2 |
3002 |
I have no interest in keeping up with the Joneses. |
1.1391 |
0.04075 |
115 |
103 |
8 |
4 |
3003 |
It is what happens when you cross-breed people with flying squirrels. |
1.1391 |
0.03682 |
115 |
101 |
12 |
2 |
3004 |
I think we're a bit too early; that's not a sign of Spring, but Fall. |
1.1391 |
0.03682 |
115 |
101 |
12 |
2 |
3005 |
They’re headed out of town to do some crop dusting. |
1.1391 |
0.04075 |
115 |
103 |
8 |
4 |
3006 |
I wish we could fly south for the barbecue season. |
1.1391 |
0.03884 |
115 |
102 |
10 |
3 |
3007 |
‘These Drones seem so human” |
1.1391 |
0.03469 |
115 |
100 |
14 |
1 |
3008 |
Uh uh! Not in my backyard! |
1.1391 |
0.03682 |
115 |
101 |
12 |
2 |
3009 |
I can't swallow that the Capestranos are back from Miami. |
1.1389 |
0.03593 |
108 |
94 |
13 |
1 |
3010 |
Look at us down here working while they’re free as birds. |
1.1389 |
0.03593 |
108 |
94 |
13 |
1 |
3011 |
I like their parallel universe better than ours. |
1.1389 |
0.03593 |
108 |
94 |
13 |
1 |
3012 |
I don’t think the additional tax revenue is worth it. |
1.1389 |
0.03343 |
108 |
93 |
15 |
0 |
3013 |
It's the super. |
1.1389 |
0.04046 |
108 |
96 |
9 |
3 |
3014 |
Oh, the Nelsons are back from Florida |
1.1389 |
0.04046 |
108 |
96 |
9 |
3 |
3015 |
More Twitter engineers who've flown the coop. |
1.1389 |
0.04046 |
108 |
96 |
9 |
3 |
3016 |
What's Elon up to now? |
1.1389 |
0.03593 |
108 |
94 |
13 |
1 |
3017 |
First the weather balloons and now this! |
1.1389 |
0.04046 |
108 |
96 |
9 |
3 |
3018 |
They can't help it; they're just learning. |
1.1389 |
0.03593 |
108 |
94 |
13 |
1 |
3019 |
I wonder if flying doesnt offer more fun than carrots? |
1.1389 |
0.03826 |
108 |
95 |
11 |
2 |
3020 |
Don’t know, but am guessing they should be on the endangered species list. |
1.1389 |
0.03826 |
108 |
95 |
11 |
2 |
3021 |
That's an innovative method of sending migrants our way. |
1.1389 |
0.04046 |
108 |
96 |
9 |
3 |
3022 |
Yes, that certainly is Elon Musk! |
1.1386 |
0.03988 |
101 |
89 |
10 |
2 |
3023 |
What will go from 250 to 0 in 2 seconds? |
1.1386 |
0.03988 |
101 |
89 |
10 |
2 |
3024 |
The term "snowbirds" is now very accurate. |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
3025 |
I'm pretty sure I know what the Hendersons planted. |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
3026 |
Do you think they'll come for our seeds? |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
3027 |
I told you the Joneses were modifying those runner beans |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
3028 |
Oh look! You can tell it’s spring! The accountants are returning home for the year. |
1.1386 |
0.03988 |
101 |
89 |
10 |
2 |
3029 |
We might need a different type of scarecrow. |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
3030 |
They do look sweet, but you should see the mess they leave behind. |
1.1386 |
0.03455 |
101 |
87 |
14 |
0 |
3031 |
Look, honey, the snowbirds are returning from Florida. |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
3032 |
They got it from your side of the family. |
1.1386 |
0.04229 |
101 |
90 |
8 |
3 |
3033 |
Ugh. The kale snatchers are early this year. |
1.1386 |
0.03988 |
101 |
89 |
10 |
2 |
3034 |
Don't worry. It is the new pollinator squad |
1.1386 |
0.03988 |
101 |
89 |
10 |
2 |
3035 |
You know that summer's near when the Giese fly north |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
3036 |
Here come the Hendersons blaring 'Ride of the Valkyries' through the neighborhood again. |
1.1385 |
0.03744 |
130 |
116 |
10 |
4 |
3037 |
That smell emanating from their basement tells me that energy drinks aren't giving them those wings. |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
3038 |
We're gonna new a bigger scarecrow |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
3039 |
tsk, tsk, high as a kite again! |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
3040 |
They did say they would be flying in, didn’t they? |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
3041 |
Well that's one way to keep up with the Joneses... |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
3042 |
Look, honey, the snowbirds are migrating back north for spring. |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
3043 |
Oh God, Their back from Florida! |
1.1383 |
0.04436 |
94 |
84 |
7 |
3 |
3044 |
Looks like the snowbirds have returned! |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
3045 |
And they think we're beneath them, Huh! |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
3046 |
There they on their jet-away-cation. |
1.1383 |
0.03580 |
94 |
81 |
13 |
0 |
3047 |
They are very much down to earth. Just not this earth. |
1.1382 |
0.03710 |
123 |
109 |
11 |
3 |
3048 |
Well, there goes the economy, Marge! |
1.1379 |
0.03441 |
116 |
101 |
14 |
1 |
3049 |
Oh ! No-- flying Aunts! |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
3050 |
Look, honey-- a pair of sunbirds flying north |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
3051 |
They say it's never too late to take flying lessons. |
1.1379 |
0.04042 |
116 |
104 |
8 |
4 |
3052 |
Well...I guess that new marijuana place finally opened. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
3053 |
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? |
1.1379 |
0.03852 |
116 |
103 |
10 |
3 |
3054 |
There goes the first sign of spring. |
1.1379 |
0.03652 |
116 |
102 |
12 |
2 |
3055 |
It looks like we'll have an eerie spring." |
1.1379 |
0.04042 |
116 |
104 |
8 |
4 |
3056 |
Those airlines really have stripped their overheads to the bone. |
1.1376 |
0.04011 |
109 |
97 |
9 |
3 |
3057 |
I laughed at him when he claimed to have invented anti-gravity pills........ |
1.1376 |
0.03562 |
109 |
95 |
13 |
1 |
3058 |
So it's true, Red Bull does give you wings. |
1.1376 |
0.03562 |
109 |
95 |
13 |
1 |
3059 |
High, neighbors. |
1.1376 |
0.03562 |
109 |
95 |
13 |
1 |
3060 |
Even the environmentalists are moving to Florida. |
1.1376 |
0.03562 |
109 |
95 |
13 |
1 |
3061 |
Keeping up with the Jones gets harder and harder each year. |
1.1375 |
0.04950 |
80 |
72 |
5 |
3 |
3062 |
Looks like Marg and Bob’s mushroom garden was a success. |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
3063 |
just more of those darn drones trying to steal our gardening secrets |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
3064 |
They're searching for illegal pot farming, and it looks like they found some |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
3065 |
Welp, looks like we're going to need more flowers and more dirt. |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
3066 |
Ugh. Not looking forward to dodging their excrement everywhere. |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
3067 |
Looks like the Anderson's have already harvested. |
1.1373 |
0.03424 |
102 |
88 |
14 |
0 |
3068 |
I don't understand what they see in each other. |
1.1373 |
0.04189 |
102 |
91 |
8 |
3 |
3069 |
There go those showoff Jetsons again. |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
3070 |
I don't understand why some of the seniors fly north for the summer. |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
3071 |
Look, the bird brains are at it again!!! |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
3072 |
So that's what they mean by ' recreational.' |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
3073 |
I guess the neighbors are on another trip. |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
3074 |
I hate it when I get stuck below one of those student flyers. |
1.1371 |
0.03499 |
124 |
109 |
13 |
2 |
3075 |
I knew those Red Bull ads weren't lying to us! |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
3076 |
Snow birds at 9 o'clock. |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
3077 |
Return of the scarecrows |
1.1368 |
0.04639 |
95 |
86 |
5 |
4 |
3078 |
Why do the Larks always look so danged happy? |
1.1368 |
0.04391 |
95 |
85 |
7 |
3 |
3079 |
At least he’s doing the ‘V’ thing. |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
3080 |
THAT'S why we're only planting vegetables, dear. |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
3081 |
Changes the emphasis on 'keeping UP with the Joneses', doesn't it? |
1.1368 |
0.04009 |
117 |
105 |
8 |
4 |
3082 |
This trans movement is everywhere. |
1.1368 |
0.03623 |
117 |
103 |
12 |
2 |
3083 |
I wonder how they have sex. |
1.1364 |
0.03760 |
110 |
97 |
11 |
2 |
3084 |
I think those guys are gonna die |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
3085 |
i hope our mushrooms let us do that |
1.1364 |
0.04181 |
110 |
99 |
7 |
4 |
3086 |
If they steal our tomatoes, I'm calling the FAA. |
1.1364 |
0.03976 |
110 |
98 |
9 |
3 |
3087 |
How are they gonna know who wins at playing chicken? |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
3088 |
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Stupidman! |
1.1364 |
0.03532 |
110 |
96 |
13 |
1 |
3089 |
Ah, a sure sign of spring. The Wallaces are returning for cappuccinos. |
1.1364 |
0.03976 |
110 |
98 |
9 |
3 |
3090 |
The drones are getting so lifelike! |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
3091 |
I hate it when they fly off without a proper breakfast. |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
3092 |
The realtors are returning for home buying season. |
1.1364 |
0.03760 |
110 |
97 |
11 |
2 |
3093 |
When people say Peter Pan doesn’t exist, I just show them our neighbors. |
1.1364 |
0.03532 |
110 |
96 |
13 |
1 |
3094 |
Wow, I can't believe it! I've never seen them migrate this early before! |
1.1360 |
0.03472 |
125 |
110 |
13 |
2 |
3095 |
We should have planted shorter trees. |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
3096 |
The new neighbours are settling in just fine! |
1.1359 |
0.03393 |
103 |
89 |
14 |
0 |
3097 |
Kids and those drugs…it was only a matter of time. |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
3098 |
I hate it when people drop in unannounced! |
1.1359 |
0.04150 |
103 |
92 |
8 |
3 |
3099 |
Ah yes, here's the Stevensons back from Florida. |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
3100 |
Looks like the Smiths didn't actually have a commitment during brunch! |
1.1359 |
0.03663 |
103 |
90 |
12 |
1 |
3101 |
Boy, the snowbirds are early this year! |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
3102 |
And I thought our new sprouts were invigorating… |
1.1359 |
0.03663 |
103 |
90 |
12 |
1 |
3103 |
I'm glad we are retired. Commuting these days looks challenging. |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
3104 |
Mortgage rates have gotten ridiculous. |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
3105 |
The Wright brothers are back early this year. |
1.1356 |
0.03386 |
118 |
103 |
14 |
1 |
3106 |
Our neighbors, the snow birds, have returned. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
3107 |
Look, avainators |
1.1354 |
0.03511 |
96 |
83 |
13 |
0 |
3108 |
See, I told you birds aren't real! |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
3109 |
I thought we were done getting the extension but I don't think we can compete with this one. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
3110 |
Honey, the neighbors are flighting again. |
1.1354 |
0.03511 |
96 |
83 |
13 |
0 |
3111 |
Looks like the Robinsons are back from Florida for the season |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
3112 |
It looks like it's time for the snowbirds to fly north for the summer. |
1.1354 |
0.03511 |
96 |
83 |
13 |
0 |
3113 |
Air fares have gotten that expensive? |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
3114 |
Looks like Marge and Bob have forgotten their parachutes again. |
1.1351 |
0.03942 |
111 |
99 |
9 |
3 |
3115 |
I guess Elon Musk gave up on the rockets. |
1.1351 |
0.03728 |
111 |
98 |
11 |
2 |
3116 |
Is this what you meant when I asked you to explain the metaverse |
1.1351 |
0.03942 |
111 |
99 |
9 |
3 |
3117 |
Don’t they know you’re supposed to save that for dreams??? |
1.1351 |
0.03728 |
111 |
98 |
11 |
2 |
3118 |
Spring is definitely here,the Byrds are returning from South America again! |
1.1351 |
0.03942 |
111 |
99 |
9 |
3 |
3119 |
Look Midge,AI. |
1.1351 |
0.03728 |
111 |
98 |
11 |
2 |
3120 |
Kids these days, they just don’t appreciate solid ground |
1.1351 |
0.03728 |
111 |
98 |
11 |
2 |
3121 |
I sure hope they don't drop in unexpectedly. |
1.1351 |
0.03260 |
111 |
96 |
15 |
0 |
3122 |
If only Jonathan Living Seagull could this now! |
1.1351 |
0.03942 |
111 |
99 |
9 |
3 |
3123 |
Am I dreaming? Or are they? |
1.1351 |
0.03728 |
111 |
98 |
11 |
2 |
3124 |
Guess they paid the premium subscription for DroneAI Max. Told you we should've used that Christmas bonus. |
1.1351 |
0.03502 |
111 |
97 |
13 |
1 |
3125 |
Now we wait. |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
3126 |
When they said they were 'getting into drones' , I didn't expect this. |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
3127 |
Well, it’s not a bird or a plane. |
1.1348 |
0.04845 |
89 |
81 |
4 |
4 |
3128 |
I know I said we wouldn't keep up with the Joneses but that does look fun. |
1.1346 |
0.03630 |
104 |
91 |
12 |
1 |
3129 |
Looks like the snowbirds are returning from their winter in Florida. |
1.1346 |
0.03879 |
104 |
92 |
10 |
2 |
3130 |
Rumor is, they made an unholy deal with AI. |
1.1346 |
0.03630 |
104 |
91 |
12 |
1 |
3131 |
Start planting. The snowbirds are back from Florida. |
1.1346 |
0.03879 |
104 |
92 |
10 |
2 |
3132 |
I used to worry about whitewash. |
1.1346 |
0.03630 |
104 |
91 |
12 |
1 |
3133 |
They make Earth Day seem so 1980's. |
1.1346 |
0.03630 |
104 |
91 |
12 |
1 |
3134 |
Let’s drop one on his hat. |
1.1346 |
0.03879 |
104 |
92 |
10 |
2 |
3135 |
This home-grown stuff really has me tripping... |
1.1346 |
0.03363 |
104 |
90 |
14 |
0 |
3136 |
I wouldn’t mind them flying around, if they didn’t shit on my head.” |
1.1346 |
0.03879 |
104 |
92 |
10 |
2 |
3137 |
I'm aware that AI will soon replace the need for human pilots. But this! |
1.1346 |
0.03630 |
104 |
91 |
12 |
1 |
3138 |
Those two trees we want to plant? We may not need to dig holes. |
1.1346 |
0.03630 |
104 |
91 |
12 |
1 |
3139 |
Look at those fuckers. |
1.1346 |
0.04333 |
104 |
94 |
6 |
4 |
3140 |
Oh! Is it Lawyer migration season again? |
1.1346 |
0.03630 |
104 |
91 |
12 |
1 |
3141 |
those Red Bull Seeds must have sprouted. |
1.1346 |
0.03879 |
104 |
92 |
10 |
2 |
3142 |
Quick! Hide the seeds. |
1.1342 |
0.03109 |
149 |
131 |
16 |
2 |
3143 |
Oh dear! They've come to help. |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
3144 |
We need to paint over that bullseye... |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
3145 |
But will they be able to sleep tonight?? |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
3146 |
Remind me to close the sunroof |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
3147 |
Personally, I prefer when Ted and Sue use invisibility. |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
3148 |
They're Vegans! There goes our garden! |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
3149 |
Oh, no! Here come the Crow's again, ready swoop in. |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
3150 |
Damn! Just when the drone fad was over... |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
3151 |
I'm thinking the nesting ground is not what you would expect either. |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
3152 |
We still need a scareaccountant in May |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
3153 |
I told you they were highfalutin. |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
3154 |
I bet their garden sucks. |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
3155 |
Don't ever let me fertilize the lawn that way |
1.1340 |
0.04305 |
97 |
87 |
7 |
3 |
3156 |
...looks like Bob and Janet are flying south for the winter. |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
3157 |
The snowbirds are just starting to fly back home. |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
3158 |
I knew it! COVID-19 is more than just a virus! |
1.1340 |
0.03477 |
97 |
84 |
13 |
0 |
3159 |
Google says if we put treats out they might start bringing us quarters |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
3160 |
Ah, climate change- even the snowbirds are returning earlier. |
1.1339 |
0.03233 |
112 |
97 |
15 |
0 |
3161 |
They better not poop in my garden! |
1.1339 |
0.03473 |
112 |
98 |
13 |
1 |
3162 |
I sure hope they’re not as free-spirited as the gulls were last summer. |
1.1339 |
0.03697 |
112 |
99 |
11 |
2 |
3163 |
They'd make good scarecrows |
1.1339 |
0.03233 |
112 |
97 |
15 |
0 |
3164 |
The snowbirds are returning, one year older and 3 miles an hour slower. |
1.1339 |
0.03697 |
112 |
99 |
11 |
2 |
3165 |
When will this wind ever die down. |
1.1339 |
0.03697 |
112 |
99 |
11 |
2 |
3166 |
I know airline tickets have gone up, but this is ridiculous! |
1.1339 |
0.03697 |
112 |
99 |
11 |
2 |
3167 |
The Lindbergs are returning from Florida a little later this spring. |
1.1339 |
0.03473 |
112 |
98 |
13 |
1 |
3168 |
They're heading north: now's the time to plant. |
1.1339 |
0.03697 |
112 |
99 |
11 |
2 |
3169 |
Is that all you do, bird imitations? #IYKYK |
1.1339 |
0.03697 |
112 |
99 |
11 |
2 |
3170 |
I prefer being grounded. |
1.1339 |
0.03697 |
112 |
99 |
11 |
2 |
3171 |
Looks like the neighbors are returning from Florida early this year. |
1.1339 |
0.03599 |
127 |
113 |
11 |
3 |
3172 |
Well, there’s two holes we don’t have to dig. |
1.1333 |
0.03598 |
105 |
92 |
12 |
1 |
3173 |
It's the Spiegel's on their Spring migration again. |
1.1333 |
0.03598 |
105 |
92 |
12 |
1 |
3174 |
I told you those new neighbours would be trouble! |
1.1333 |
0.03333 |
105 |
91 |
14 |
0 |
3175 |
They're hungry and flying in Vegan Formation, so let's not plant the arugula this year |
1.1333 |
0.04075 |
105 |
94 |
8 |
3 |
3176 |
Looks like the city folk are migrating back to the country early this year. |
1.1333 |
0.03844 |
105 |
93 |
10 |
2 |
3177 |
Naturally, they're trying to upstage us after you won the county fair ribbon for best begonia. |
1.1333 |
0.03844 |
105 |
93 |
10 |
2 |
3178 |
Wish I could fly too |
1.1333 |
0.04075 |
105 |
94 |
8 |
3 |
3179 |
I thought your mother said pigs would fly before I grew a garden. |
1.1333 |
0.03333 |
105 |
91 |
14 |
0 |
3180 |
We should stop growing hemp, the neighbors are getting high again. |
1.1333 |
0.04294 |
105 |
95 |
6 |
4 |
3181 |
Look, our snowbirds have returned. |
1.1333 |
0.03598 |
105 |
92 |
12 |
1 |
3182 |
Look Helen - the snowbirds are back. |
1.1333 |
0.03598 |
105 |
92 |
12 |
1 |
3183 |
The Icarus's little boy was with them a minute ago. |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
3184 |
Are we sure we want to stay GMO-free? |
1.1333 |
0.03598 |
105 |
92 |
12 |
1 |
3185 |
It’s the Murphys, home from Capistrano right on time. |
1.1333 |
0.04525 |
90 |
81 |
6 |
3 |
3186 |
Coming back from Miami |
1.1333 |
0.03844 |
105 |
93 |
10 |
2 |
3187 |
The Johnson’s get to fly and we have to garden? I want to see their couples therapist. |
1.1333 |
0.03598 |
105 |
92 |
12 |
1 |
3188 |
We'll be OK so long as they aren't vegetarians. |
1.1333 |
0.03598 |
105 |
92 |
12 |
1 |
3189 |
Phil, we can’t keep up with the Muskeses |
1.1333 |
0.03603 |
90 |
78 |
12 |
0 |
3190 |
The therapist said to start with a simple hobby, gardening is simple |
1.1333 |
0.03603 |
90 |
78 |
12 |
0 |
3191 |
Do you sometimes think we are too earthbound? |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
113 |
99 |
13 |
1 |
3192 |
Well, there go the Johnsons. |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
113 |
99 |
13 |
1 |
3193 |
Looks like the Andersons are back from Florida |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
113 |
99 |
13 |
1 |
3194 |
It's spring, not fall! |
1.1327 |
0.03666 |
113 |
100 |
11 |
2 |
3195 |
There goes the roof |
1.1327 |
0.03666 |
113 |
100 |
11 |
2 |
3196 |
I think they get their seeds at the new dispensary |
1.1327 |
0.03666 |
113 |
100 |
11 |
2 |
3197 |
Is that Grogu on his back? |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
113 |
99 |
13 |
1 |
3198 |
Looks like they are backed up coming into LaGuardia again. |
1.1327 |
0.03876 |
113 |
101 |
9 |
3 |
3199 |
This new fertilizer is really something |
1.1327 |
0.03666 |
113 |
100 |
11 |
2 |
3200 |
herb is already legalized" |
1.1327 |
0.03876 |
113 |
101 |
9 |
3 |
3201 |
Oh no, they’re headed straight for the beer tree. |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
98 |
85 |
13 |
0 |
3202 |
Wilma, do you think they eat seedlings? |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
3203 |
George and Mary have always made us feel like losers. Why should retirement be any different? |
1.1327 |
0.04263 |
98 |
88 |
7 |
3 |
3204 |
As God is my witness, I didn’t realize they could fly. |
1.1327 |
0.04263 |
98 |
88 |
7 |
3 |
3205 |
Just snowbirds returning from winter in Florida |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
3206 |
The nuns are showing off again... |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
3207 |
Kids, get down from the sky this instant ! |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
3208 |
Florida agrees with them. |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
3209 |
They think they're so smart taking flying lessons, but we know they didn't spring for landing lessons |
1.1327 |
0.03737 |
98 |
86 |
11 |
1 |
3210 |
Oh, it's just the Cranstons rehearsing for their part in a Red Bull ad. |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
98 |
85 |
13 |
0 |
3211 |
One of them looks headed for a nosedive. |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
98 |
85 |
13 |
0 |
3212 |
Remember the good old days when the drones had propellers? |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
3213 |
Think they are arriving earlier and earlier? |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
98 |
85 |
13 |
0 |
3214 |
I thought they flew south in the winter |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
3215 |
Do we still have their marriage counselor's phone number? |
1.1327 |
0.03737 |
98 |
86 |
11 |
1 |
3216 |
Who has time for that foolishness—these begonias aren’t going to plant themselves. |
1.1327 |
0.04263 |
98 |
88 |
7 |
3 |
3217 |
Do you think there’s any chance they will poop like birds too? |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
98 |
85 |
13 |
0 |
3218 |
Wow. ? ? Spring fever! |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
3219 |
Time to put the scarecrows out. |
1.1322 |
0.03308 |
121 |
106 |
14 |
1 |
3220 |
There go some drone wannabes.
Steven Weiss Chicago, Illinois. |
1.1321 |
0.03304 |
106 |
92 |
14 |
0 |
3221 |
We may be late with our planting. They are flying south. |
1.1321 |
0.03566 |
106 |
93 |
12 |
1 |
3222 |
Oh no, they’re back. Where’s my large butterfly net? |
1.1321 |
0.03304 |
106 |
92 |
14 |
0 |
3223 |
And they call us dogs |
1.1321 |
0.03304 |
106 |
92 |
14 |
0 |
3224 |
He’s ridiculous! A scarecrow works just fine. |
1.1321 |
0.04255 |
106 |
96 |
6 |
4 |
3225 |
Look at us—just trying to do the right thing—and there go the Andersons flying the coop. |
1.1321 |
0.03809 |
106 |
94 |
10 |
2 |
3226 |
Sam and Sandy, dropping in after all these years...? Maybe they found a move
they can agree on! |
1.1321 |
0.03304 |
106 |
92 |
14 |
0 |
3227 |
Our new neighbors? |
1.1321 |
0.03809 |
106 |
94 |
10 |
2 |
3228 |
Spring strikes us all in different ways? |
1.1321 |
0.03809 |
106 |
94 |
10 |
2 |
3229 |
Oh, no. A couple more nearsighted ones.... |
1.1321 |
0.04038 |
106 |
95 |
8 |
3 |
3230 |
Pests come in all forms. |
1.1321 |
0.03566 |
106 |
93 |
12 |
1 |
3231 |
I TOLD YOU that wasn’t KALE they were planting! |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
3232 |
Just flying around - they need to get a life." |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
3233 |
Looks like John and Louis are back from Florida. |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
3234 |
At least their luggage won't get lost. |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
3235 |
I always thought the neighbors were flighty. |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
3236 |
If we only hadn’t eaten so much for lunch, that could be us |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
3237 |
I would have told them what we're planting this year if they'd only asked. |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
3238 |
I wish they'd quit migrating through our neighborhood. |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
3239 |
I hate those stupid people so much. I hope they fall down. |
1.1319 |
0.04477 |
91 |
82 |
6 |
3 |
3240 |
Well... You don’t do that because of spring fever. |
1.1316 |
0.03180 |
114 |
99 |
15 |
0 |
3241 |
Looks like the Olsons hit the lotto again! |
1.1316 |
0.03636 |
114 |
101 |
11 |
2 |
3242 |
It's awfully late in the year to see snowbirds. |
1.1316 |
0.03415 |
114 |
100 |
13 |
1 |
3243 |
Look, the Wallendas are back from Florida. |
1.1316 |
0.03636 |
114 |
101 |
11 |
2 |
3244 |
Don’t worry. I just spoke to Janet Yellen and she guaranteed a soft landing. |
1.1316 |
0.03415 |
114 |
100 |
13 |
1 |
3245 |
Maybe we should get a cabin up north like the Jonses. |
1.1316 |
0.03415 |
114 |
100 |
13 |
1 |
3246 |
You hooligans stay away from my car, you hear?! |
1.1316 |
0.03843 |
114 |
102 |
9 |
3 |
3247 |
It really is the sudden stop at the end, isn't it? |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
3248 |
I hate those cheeky snowbirds! |
1.1313 |
0.03702 |
99 |
87 |
11 |
1 |
3249 |
And I always thought the Smiths were such down-to-earth folks. |
1.1313 |
0.03702 |
99 |
87 |
11 |
1 |
3250 |
We had songbirds before the investment bankers took over |
1.1313 |
0.04685 |
99 |
91 |
3 |
5 |
3251 |
I think its the GMOs. |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
3252 |
Look at that. Fox is throwing away perfectly good hosts. |
1.1313 |
0.04222 |
99 |
89 |
7 |
3 |
3253 |
I'd still rather fly commercial... |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
3254 |
Wow! These Amazon delivery drones are getting more and more lifelike. |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
3255 |
Why didn't we take up that hobby? |
1.1313 |
0.03702 |
99 |
87 |
11 |
1 |
3256 |
We’re more down to earth |
1.1311 |
0.03069 |
122 |
106 |
16 |
0 |
3257 |
I bet they had too much Red Bull last night. |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
3258 |
I told you the new neighbors were total quacks... |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
3259 |
My God! Are we living in flyover country now? |
1.1310 |
0.04724 |
84 |
76 |
5 |
3 |
3260 |
The majestic BASE jumpers herald pumpkin plating time. |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
3261 |
Look at them and look at us. No wonder they’ve been married for 20 years and we’re getting divorced |
1.1310 |
0.04724 |
84 |
76 |
5 |
3 |
3262 |
Spring has sprung...the first snowbirds are returning are returning from Florida |
1.1308 |
0.03534 |
107 |
94 |
12 |
1 |
3263 |
I see the Wallendas have returned. |
1.1308 |
0.03776 |
107 |
95 |
10 |
2 |
3264 |
Thinking the same thing, the chances of rain are higher. |
1.1308 |
0.04002 |
107 |
96 |
8 |
3 |
3265 |
A sure sign of spring! Snowbirds on their way back to Canada. |
1.1308 |
0.03534 |
107 |
94 |
12 |
1 |
3266 |
Oh look, the snowbirds are returning! |
1.1308 |
0.03534 |
107 |
94 |
12 |
1 |
3267 |
There’s gotta be something in the CC&R’s prohibiting that. |
1.1308 |
0.03534 |
107 |
94 |
12 |
1 |
3268 |
It's gotta be side effects from that mRNA vaccine. |
1.1308 |
0.03275 |
107 |
93 |
14 |
0 |
3269 |
Did we plant bird seed? |
1.1308 |
0.03534 |
107 |
94 |
12 |
1 |
3270 |
Maybe we can get them to spray fertilizer. |
1.1304 |
0.04006 |
115 |
104 |
7 |
4 |
3271 |
It looks like the tax attorneys are returning from Capistrano |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
3272 |
"Why can't WE do fun stuff on the weekend? |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
3273 |
Playing chicken again. |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
3274 |
I wish I could fly myself. |
1.1304 |
0.03606 |
115 |
102 |
11 |
2 |
3275 |
I'm afraid they took our invitation to drop in too literally. |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
3276 |
I just washed my car and they show up! |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
3277 |
Looks like Jay and Ava Capistrano are back from Argentina. |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
3278 |
Tucker will do anything to get attention. |
1.1304 |
0.03387 |
115 |
101 |
13 |
1 |
3279 |
They're back! I was hoping they'd fly away and we'd never see them again! |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
3280 |
When the new neighbor said they were into crop dusting, I thought they meant something entirely different. |
1.1304 |
0.04431 |
92 |
83 |
6 |
3 |
3281 |
Honey, don’t worry! I’m sure that it’s safe! |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
3282 |
Look! The snowbirds of Capistrano are coming back home. |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
3283 |
O’Neills are back early this year. Must be climate change. |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
3284 |
Remember when robins were the first sign of spring? |
1.1304 |
0.03606 |
115 |
102 |
11 |
2 |
3285 |
Wisteria, it's the tax assessors doing another overview. Our taxes are going to skyrocket. |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
3286 |
Well, there go the Henderson's |
1.1304 |
0.03387 |
115 |
101 |
13 |
1 |
3287 |
Marge, walk away from the perennials, we're about to become "first responders." |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
3288 |
I don't think planting more plants and trees is going to be enough to bring the birds back, honey. Or to clean the air. |
1.1304 |
0.03387 |
115 |
101 |
13 |
1 |
3289 |
I didn’t know Daedalus had a son |
1.1304 |
0.04431 |
92 |
83 |
6 |
3 |
3290 |
It's about time the Becks migrated back from Florida. |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
3291 |
There go the Joneses upping the ante again. Get the coupon box. |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
3292 |
I thought your friends Marshall and Ronny died" - "They did but they're still high! |
1.1300 |
0.04181 |
100 |
90 |
7 |
3 |
3293 |
Looks like the Bickersons are coming back from their Florida hiatus. |
1.1300 |
0.03380 |
100 |
87 |
13 |
0 |
3294 |
I guess what they say about prune juice might be right. |
1.1300 |
0.03933 |
100 |
89 |
9 |
2 |
3295 |
Looks fun and no pollution! |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
3296 |
The better not drop anything on us. |
1.1300 |
0.03380 |
100 |
87 |
13 |
0 |
3297 |
I can't believe those two since the Dispensary opened! |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
3298 |
It's those Jones's again. |
1.1300 |
0.03380 |
100 |
87 |
13 |
0 |
3299 |
Oh, oh. Watch out for people poop. |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
3300 |
I sure hope human drones wear diapers. |
1.1300 |
0.03380 |
100 |
87 |
13 |
0 |
3301 |
They planted something...different in their garden. |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
3302 |
I don't see diapers |
1.1300 |
0.03933 |
100 |
89 |
9 |
2 |
3303 |
There’s another pair! I am definitely experiencing rapture FOMO |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
3304 |
Plant faster! Every Spring the retired northerners fly back earlier. |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
3305 |
The Cranes are back from Florida. |
1.1296 |
0.03504 |
108 |
95 |
12 |
1 |
3306 |
That’s why they call them snowbirds. |
1.1296 |
0.04179 |
108 |
98 |
6 |
4 |
3307 |
The snowbirds are migrating back from Florida, I see. |
1.1296 |
0.03504 |
108 |
95 |
12 |
1 |
3308 |
I guess we should no longer think that flying is for the birds. |
1.1296 |
0.03967 |
108 |
97 |
8 |
3 |
3309 |
The bank executives always look so happy right before they pull the cord on their golden parachute. |
1.1296 |
0.03967 |
108 |
97 |
8 |
3 |
3310 |
Ah, the Fogel's are migrating early this year. Must mean it's going to be a hot summer. |
1.1296 |
0.03504 |
108 |
95 |
12 |
1 |
3311 |
Well, I guess your parents are back from spending their winter in the south. |
1.1296 |
0.03247 |
108 |
94 |
14 |
0 |
3312 |
Hope they don't poop on us! |
1.1296 |
0.03742 |
108 |
96 |
10 |
2 |
3313 |
Skydivers are flying low today,we won’t need to water. |
1.1296 |
0.04179 |
108 |
98 |
6 |
4 |
3314 |
Well, the s___ birds are back from Florida. |
1.1296 |
0.03742 |
108 |
96 |
10 |
2 |
3315 |
A scarecrow won't work in this garden |
1.1296 |
0.03504 |
108 |
95 |
12 |
1 |
3316 |
Redbull gives you wings. |
1.1296 |
0.03742 |
108 |
96 |
10 |
2 |
3317 |
Looks like our snowbirds are heading back north for the summer. |
1.1296 |
0.03247 |
108 |
94 |
14 |
0 |
3318 |
Aim for the Forsythia! |
1.1296 |
0.03504 |
108 |
95 |
12 |
1 |
3319 |
That reminds me, we’re getting low on edibles. |
1.1296 |
0.03504 |
108 |
95 |
12 |
1 |
3320 |
I just they were just bird brained |
1.1296 |
0.03742 |
108 |
96 |
10 |
2 |
3321 |
Don’t even think about landing on my lawn. |
1.1296 |
0.03504 |
108 |
95 |
12 |
1 |
3322 |
Do you know that birds and our genes are nearly the same?
Robert Jablon / rcjablon@aol.com / 202-333-5332 |
1.1296 |
0.03742 |
108 |
96 |
10 |
2 |
3323 |
They’re flying south to kick some butt in Florida. |
1.1296 |
0.03504 |
108 |
95 |
12 |
1 |
3324 |
Fine, gravity is just over the next house. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
3325 |
It looks like Sue and Stan are late returning from Florida this year. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
3326 |
First it was ravens cawing "nevermore" now it fleeing vulture capitalists, take cover honey! |
1.1293 |
0.03360 |
116 |
102 |
13 |
1 |
3327 |
Those Canadians make such a mess when they land. |
1.1293 |
0.03360 |
116 |
102 |
13 |
1 |
3328 |
Look,the first snowbirds of the season |
1.1293 |
0.03360 |
116 |
102 |
13 |
1 |
3329 |
These no-frills flights are getting a little ridiculous. |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
3330 |
Sloppy formation |
1.1290 |
0.03429 |
124 |
110 |
12 |
2 |
3331 |
Oh no, Miriam. The pests are evolving. |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
3332 |
Isn’t it a little early in the season for foolish optimism? |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
3333 |
Looks like the Andersons are back from Florida for the summer. |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
3334 |
Look, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s Mike |
1.1290 |
0.03495 |
93 |
81 |
12 |
0 |
3335 |
Oh, oh, looks like the Harrisons are back from
“Summer-down-under, matey”. |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
3336 |
A bird? A plane? No,just wannabe drones! |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
3337 |
Local birders reported spotting some lifers. |
1.1290 |
0.03792 |
124 |
112 |
8 |
4 |
3338 |
I guess the neighbors finally flew the coop. |
1.1290 |
0.04644 |
93 |
85 |
4 |
4 |
3339 |
Is that what the agent meant about super neighbors? |
1.1287 |
0.03349 |
101 |
88 |
13 |
0 |
3340 |
Well, the Jorgensens are back from Boca for the warmer months. |
1.1287 |
0.03349 |
101 |
88 |
13 |
0 |
3341 |
They have been drinking too much Red Bull. |
1.1287 |
0.03896 |
101 |
90 |
9 |
2 |
3342 |
If you thought bird poop was bad... |
1.1287 |
0.03632 |
101 |
89 |
11 |
1 |
3343 |
It definitely gives new meaning to keeping up with the Joneses. |
1.1287 |
0.03632 |
101 |
89 |
11 |
1 |
3344 |
Look, it's the Snowbirds back already! |
1.1287 |
0.03632 |
101 |
89 |
11 |
1 |
3345 |
They better not crap on my car. |
1.1287 |
0.03349 |
101 |
88 |
13 |
0 |
3346 |
So that''s how the Johnson's are flying to Florida for so cheap |
1.1287 |
0.04142 |
101 |
91 |
7 |
3 |
3347 |
I don't understand skydiving. |
1.1287 |
0.03896 |
101 |
90 |
9 |
2 |
3348 |
That must be the Joneses, flying out of town for spring break. I can't keep up with them. |
1.1287 |
0.03896 |
101 |
90 |
9 |
2 |
3349 |
The Martins are back. |
1.1287 |
0.03349 |
101 |
88 |
13 |
0 |
3350 |
Of course, here come those blasted freeloaders! |
1.1284 |
0.03219 |
109 |
95 |
14 |
0 |
3351 |
Up in the air! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s the Johnsons! |
1.1284 |
0.03219 |
109 |
95 |
14 |
0 |
3352 |
Guess it’s time to put up the feeder. The migration has started. |
1.1284 |
0.03473 |
109 |
96 |
12 |
1 |
3353 |
They think they're Canadian geese. |
1.1284 |
0.03219 |
109 |
95 |
14 |
0 |
3354 |
Back from Florida I see. |
1.1284 |
0.03219 |
109 |
95 |
14 |
0 |
3355 |
I think they’re Inuit. They winter in Cabo and head for Alaska in the Spring. |
1.1284 |
0.03710 |
109 |
97 |
10 |
2 |
3356 |
You can tell its Sping, the Johnsons are flying north. |
1.1284 |
0.03473 |
109 |
96 |
12 |
1 |
3357 |
The Drones are our new neighbors. |
1.1282 |
0.03749 |
117 |
105 |
9 |
3 |
3358 |
We will not need a scarecrow. |
1.1282 |
0.03547 |
117 |
104 |
11 |
2 |
3359 |
The snowbirds are migrating. Time to plant the tomatoes. |
1.1282 |
0.03749 |
117 |
105 |
9 |
3 |
3360 |
Do you think we should consider another hobby? |
1.1282 |
0.03333 |
117 |
103 |
13 |
1 |
3361 |
Looks like the Robertson's are flying in from the coast. |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
3362 |
As we chatted the other day, the new generation is not well grounded. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
3363 |
Hot air rises.” |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
3364 |
Maybe we should plant some hemlock to ward them off |
1.1277 |
0.03460 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
3365 |
Oh, good! We can use some help with these flowers. |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
3366 |
Nah, not as exciting as our hobby! |
1.1277 |
0.03460 |
94 |
82 |
12 |
0 |
3367 |
I'll bet their garden is full of weeds. |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
3368 |
The tourists are flocking in earlier and earlier every year! |
1.1277 |
0.04340 |
94 |
85 |
6 |
3 |
3369 |
That’s taking “no frills” flight too far. |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
3370 |
The one on the right is gliding down, like a credit union; the one on the left is going down, like a bank. |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
3371 |
Why don't we have fun on the weekend anymore? |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
3372 |
Quick, turn the hose on them before they nest. |
1.1277 |
0.04340 |
94 |
85 |
6 |
3 |
3373 |
I guess that’s their endive |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
3374 |
The Murphys are back from Florida early this year. |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
3375 |
They’re sure addicted to that pixie dust ! |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
3376 |
I wish I parked in the carport |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
3377 |
so i guess your parents are coming back from boca this year? |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
3378 |
'What may be of this world, they are figuring out.' |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
3379 |
Snow birds are flying back from Florida! There goes the neighborhood! |
1.1275 |
0.03318 |
102 |
89 |
13 |
0 |
3380 |
These are the low THC seedlings, right? |
1.1275 |
0.03859 |
102 |
91 |
9 |
2 |
3381 |
The neighbors just got out of their consciousness-raising group. |
1.1275 |
0.03859 |
102 |
91 |
9 |
2 |
3382 |
Looks like the Wilsons are back from Florida. |
1.1275 |
0.03599 |
102 |
90 |
11 |
1 |
3383 |
I told those kids they've been drinking too much Red Bull! |
1.1275 |
0.03859 |
102 |
91 |
9 |
2 |
3384 |
I hope they don't drop in |
1.1275 |
0.03599 |
102 |
90 |
11 |
1 |
3385 |
Always knew the Jones were not as grounded as the rest of the neighbors. |
1.1275 |
0.03599 |
102 |
90 |
11 |
1 |
3386 |
I don’t care where they’re going, as long as they don’t poop on our plants. |
1.1275 |
0.03318 |
102 |
89 |
13 |
0 |
3387 |
No, Sally, dear-the swallows have not returned to Capistrano-those are vultures- Musk and Murdoch eyeing our Inflation Garden |
1.1275 |
0.03599 |
102 |
90 |
11 |
1 |
3388 |
Sometimes I wish they'd just stay in Capistrano. |
1.1275 |
0.03599 |
102 |
90 |
11 |
1 |
3389 |
Where by they are, they're arriving earlier every year. |
1.1275 |
0.03859 |
102 |
91 |
9 |
2 |
3390 |
Ya know what Louise? I wonder if AI could talk this damn garden into feeding and water itself. |
1.1275 |
0.03318 |
102 |
89 |
13 |
0 |
3391 |
Our HOA knows no bounds! |
1.1275 |
0.03599 |
102 |
90 |
11 |
1 |
3392 |
Isn’t it a bit late in the season for the Seigels to be coming back from Florida? |
1.1275 |
0.04103 |
102 |
92 |
7 |
3 |
3393 |
Oh, darn. Looks like they're going to be nesting outside our bedroom window again this year. |
1.1275 |
0.04103 |
102 |
92 |
7 |
3 |
3394 |
Incoming B-#2 bombers! |
1.1275 |
0.03318 |
102 |
89 |
13 |
0 |
3395 |
I warned them about eating their leftover birdseed. |
1.1275 |
0.03859 |
102 |
91 |
9 |
2 |
3396 |
I told you, we could have started planting our Trampoline Spring Garden sooner! |
1.1275 |
0.03599 |
102 |
90 |
11 |
1 |
3397 |
Look honey, the smiths are drinking energy drinks again |
1.1275 |
0.03859 |
102 |
91 |
9 |
2 |
3398 |
Look, ma, no hands.” |
1.1273 |
0.03898 |
110 |
99 |
8 |
3 |
3399 |
Seems like climate change is bringing the snowbirds north earlier every year. |
1.1273 |
0.03192 |
110 |
96 |
14 |
0 |
3400 |
We're gonna need a different scarecrow this year. |
1.1273 |
0.03192 |
110 |
96 |
14 |
0 |
3401 |
Yup, it's that time of year again. |
1.1273 |
0.03678 |
110 |
98 |
10 |
2 |
3402 |
Peter did sound angry when his departure time was pushed back again. |
1.1269 |
0.03420 |
134 |
120 |
11 |
3 |
3403 |
Like the swallows to Capistrano, the Henderson are back. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
3404 |
What is going on?! |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
3405 |
I knew the Jones were up to something when they planted their entire garden with mushrooms. |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
3406 |
Do you think we should have more sex? |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
3407 |
Wait--is that the Johnsons? The snowbirds must be returning early this year! |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
3408 |
I told you I saw the Nedermeyers' car outside the dispensary. |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
3409 |
It's officially spring! The Fultons just flew back from Florida. |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
3410 |
Interest rates should follow their lead. |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
3411 |
Looks like the snowbirds are migrating north a bit early this year. |
1.1263 |
0.03426 |
95 |
83 |
12 |
0 |
3412 |
It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"Aw, no, it's just Steve and Ethel again. |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
3413 |
Just wait until the cost of flying insurance goes up. Then we'll see who's laughing at who. |
1.1263 |
0.03426 |
95 |
83 |
12 |
0 |
3414 |
We'll need to hire security to guard our vegetables. |
1.1263 |
0.04296 |
95 |
86 |
6 |
3 |
3415 |
They flew over my car yesterday. What a mess! |
1.1263 |
0.03426 |
95 |
83 |
12 |
0 |
3416 |
That's lucky, we were just out of fertilizer |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
3417 |
I told you the Wilsons are obsessed with flying squirrels. |
1.1263 |
0.03426 |
95 |
83 |
12 |
0 |
3418 |
Next thing you know, you’ll see Captain Hook on a fishing trip. |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
3419 |
Weird choice to skydive here when we've been planting fields full of spike plants in this neighborhood for years. |
1.1263 |
0.03426 |
95 |
83 |
12 |
0 |
3420 |
Fall's coming early. |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
3421 |
'Gardening will connect us to the earth,' you said. |
1.1263 |
0.03426 |
95 |
83 |
12 |
0 |
3422 |
It's like clockwork. When I eat something from our edible garden, our neighbors go flying by. |
1.1263 |
0.04296 |
95 |
86 |
6 |
3 |
3423 |
We'll need to weed them out |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
3424 |
Show offs! |
1.1262 |
0.03566 |
103 |
91 |
11 |
1 |
3425 |
What do you mean, "hobby envy?" |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
3426 |
I forgot that they flew south for the winter. I see they're back. |
1.1262 |
0.03288 |
103 |
90 |
13 |
0 |
3427 |
Peeping toms…. They are everywhere these days. |
1.1262 |
0.03566 |
103 |
91 |
11 |
1 |
3428 |
Snowbirds are back early this year |
1.1262 |
0.04293 |
103 |
94 |
5 |
4 |
3429 |
There go the Smiths again. |
1.1262 |
0.03566 |
103 |
91 |
11 |
1 |
3430 |
That's our neighbors who never plant anything in their garden. |
1.1262 |
0.03566 |
103 |
91 |
11 |
1 |
3431 |
More harbingers of spring. |
1.1262 |
0.03288 |
103 |
90 |
13 |
0 |
3432 |
I didn’t think they migrated this far north! |
1.1262 |
0.04065 |
103 |
93 |
7 |
3 |
3433 |
Don't they have anything better to do? |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
3434 |
I guess all their flying lessons paid off. |
1.1262 |
0.03566 |
103 |
91 |
11 |
1 |
3435 |
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's super couple. |
1.1262 |
0.03288 |
103 |
90 |
13 |
0 |
3436 |
This writers strike is getting out of hand |
1.1262 |
0.03566 |
103 |
91 |
11 |
1 |
3437 |
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men
It's raining men, hallelujah...🎶 |
1.1262 |
0.04065 |
103 |
93 |
7 |
3 |
3438 |
A I! Who knew? |
1.1261 |
0.03646 |
111 |
99 |
10 |
2 |
3439 |
Just can't get away from TV. |
1.1261 |
0.03491 |
119 |
106 |
11 |
2 |
3440 |
I bet they didn’t get a movie on their flight . |
1.1250 |
0.03534 |
104 |
92 |
11 |
1 |
3441 |
Looks like the markets are open for spring. |
1.1250 |
0.03393 |
96 |
84 |
12 |
0 |
3442 |
So far so good. |
1.1250 |
0.04518 |
88 |
80 |
5 |
3 |
3443 |
Get ready for impact. They forgot to open their chuts! |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
3444 |
There go those Cryptocurrency investors again, right on time ... |
1.1250 |
0.04504 |
96 |
88 |
4 |
4 |
3445 |
Migrants, no doubt. |
1.1250 |
0.03534 |
104 |
92 |
11 |
1 |
3446 |
I told you the Scarecrow wouldn't work! |
1.1250 |
0.03546 |
88 |
77 |
11 |
0 |
3447 |
Let's hope they're vegetarians. |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
3448 |
Maybe we should wait until jumping season is over before planting. |
1.1250 |
0.03139 |
112 |
98 |
14 |
0 |
3449 |
WOW! I sure misunderstood when they invited us to stop over and get high with them. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
3450 |
Not again! Last year there wasn't any weed left for us. |
1.1250 |
0.03032 |
120 |
105 |
15 |
0 |
3451 |
The snowbirds seem to be returning later and later every year. |
1.1250 |
0.03831 |
112 |
101 |
8 |
3 |
3452 |
Icarus and Daedalus sure are two peas in a pod. |
1.1250 |
0.03393 |
96 |
84 |
12 |
0 |
3453 |
They're heading south to their Airbnb. |
1.1250 |
0.04492 |
80 |
72 |
6 |
2 |
3454 |
Oh great, we'll have to build a ScareBro. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
3455 |
No, I don't think it's lucky to get crapped on by one. |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
3456 |
Look, the Swallows are off to Capistrano. |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
3457 |
Uh-oh, there goes my rutabaga again... |
1.1250 |
0.03831 |
112 |
101 |
8 |
3 |
3458 |
Yes, I see the smiles, but are they truly happy? |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
3459 |
I wish those Joneses had never moved in next to us. |
1.1250 |
0.03831 |
112 |
101 |
8 |
3 |
3460 |
Honey, remind me to get out the snowbird feeder this weekend |
1.1250 |
0.03254 |
120 |
106 |
13 |
1 |
3461 |
I think its those Chinese spy divers again |
1.1250 |
0.03534 |
104 |
92 |
11 |
1 |
3462 |
Do you think those are that new mosquito variant we have been hearing about? |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
3463 |
There go the Fred and Betty,
On a wing and a prayer… |
1.1250 |
0.04253 |
96 |
87 |
6 |
3 |
3464 |
Damn skydivers! I bet they shit all over my car again! |
1.1250 |
0.03534 |
104 |
92 |
11 |
1 |
3465 |
They've not driven in years! |
1.1250 |
0.03615 |
112 |
100 |
10 |
2 |
3466 |
Well, looks like the snowbirds are returning. |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
3467 |
You never do the breaststroke for me. |
1.1250 |
0.03789 |
104 |
93 |
9 |
2 |
3468 |
Uh oh, don’t look now but the Drones are home. |
1.1250 |
0.03534 |
104 |
92 |
11 |
1 |
3469 |
The HOA is not going to like this. |
1.1250 |
0.03534 |
104 |
92 |
11 |
1 |
3470 |
Plant straight away before snow birds in May." We timed it just right |
1.1250 |
0.03534 |
104 |
92 |
11 |
1 |
3471 |
Do you think trans surgery has side effects we haven’t been told about? |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
3472 |
They're scouting which gardens to raid in the fall. |
1.1250 |
0.03534 |
104 |
92 |
11 |
1 |
3473 |
Looks like another neighbor took out a massive life insurance policy to pay off their family's medical debt. |
1.1250 |
0.03259 |
104 |
91 |
13 |
0 |
3474 |
Oh, them? They’re just migratory nerds fleeing the Tech Winter. |
1.1250 |
0.03463 |
120 |
107 |
11 |
2 |
3475 |
Looks like the Millers are flying north for the spring. |
1.1250 |
0.03393 |
96 |
84 |
12 |
0 |
3476 |
Living the dream, they are |
1.1240 |
0.03303 |
129 |
115 |
12 |
2 |
3477 |
That's one way to do cardio. |
1.1239 |
0.03113 |
113 |
99 |
14 |
0 |
3478 |
Please stay away from our roof! |
1.1239 |
0.03357 |
113 |
100 |
12 |
1 |
3479 |
Oh. My. God. There really are angels! |
1.1239 |
0.03585 |
113 |
101 |
10 |
2 |
3480 |
OH MY- MORE BIRDMEN FROM ALCATRAZ! |
1.1239 |
0.03585 |
113 |
101 |
10 |
2 |
3481 |
The neighbors have come into a windfall. |
1.1239 |
0.03799 |
113 |
102 |
8 |
3 |
3482 |
Looks like the Oklahoma harvest came in a little early. |
1.1238 |
0.04214 |
105 |
96 |
5 |
4 |
3483 |
He hates gardening. |
1.1238 |
0.03754 |
105 |
94 |
9 |
2 |
3484 |
Too much Belladonna! |
1.1238 |
0.03754 |
105 |
94 |
9 |
2 |
3485 |
Hopefully they’re carnivores. |
1.1238 |
0.03754 |
105 |
94 |
9 |
2 |
3486 |
No worries. They’re just the new human drones. |
1.1238 |
0.03502 |
105 |
93 |
11 |
1 |
3487 |
What kind of mushrooms did we plant again? |
1.1238 |
0.03991 |
105 |
95 |
7 |
3 |
3488 |
Eyes on your own work, Berkowitzes! |
1.1238 |
0.03502 |
105 |
93 |
11 |
1 |
3489 |
Snowbirds, from Boca. |
1.1238 |
0.03991 |
105 |
95 |
7 |
3 |
3490 |
The Chinese were subtler with their balloons. |
1.1238 |
0.03754 |
105 |
94 |
9 |
2 |
3491 |
They've been streaming The Mandalorian. |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
3492 |
Should I ask them if they're interested in doing some crop dusting? |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
3493 |
Looks like our neighbors, the Byrd family, are returning for the summer a little late this year. |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
3494 |
I'm beginning to understand why the dodo went extinct. |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
3495 |
The Thrashers are back. |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
3496 |
They are our new neighbors, the Drones. |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
3497 |
Quik Marge, get the scarecrow. |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
3498 |
They’re late this year. |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
3499 |
Yep, first day of spring and the migratory Smiths return home. |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
3500 |
I guess becoming a pollinator is really a thing. |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
3501 |
oh dear, I'm a mess and of course my Uber group flight is early! |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
3502 |
recreational marijuana |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
3503 |
Great, now we have to worry about these guys eating our carrots too. |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
3504 |
I am right. Spring is early this year |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
3505 |
Big deal. So they moved into a condo. |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
3506 |
I hope's that not an image of our retirement. |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
3507 |
Maybe they forgot that duck hunting season opens today? |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
3508 |
Should we go to the house? No telling how long they've been up there. |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
3509 |
I don’t like it. Still, you have to admit it’s better than cows. |
1.1236 |
0.03508 |
89 |
78 |
11 |
0 |
3510 |
Uh Oh, we're planting too late.
There go the McBird's flying South for the winter. |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
3511 |
They said it shaves an hour off their commute. |
1.1236 |
0.03508 |
89 |
78 |
11 |
0 |
3512 |
Maybe we should consider being snowbirds next winter, too. |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
3513 |
Well Spring is here and it's time to start parking the car in the garage again. |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
3514 |
Wow, I didn't see that coming.
Human drones. |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
3515 |
Looks like the snowbirds are returning early. |
1.1236 |
0.04746 |
89 |
82 |
3 |
4 |
3516 |
The Fowlers are back from Florida. It must be nice to be snow birds. |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
3517 |
These pretentious Wilsons better not get into our airspace |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
3518 |
I should have told them those weren’t parachutes. |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
3519 |
Looks like the kids are home |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
3520 |
So that’s what happened to the ‘special’ seeds we planted last week! |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
3521 |
Could have been us |
1.1228 |
0.03555 |
114 |
102 |
10 |
2 |
3522 |
I told you if we hired a landscape service we'd have time to learn new things. |
1.1226 |
0.03720 |
106 |
95 |
9 |
2 |
3523 |
Who farted? |
1.1226 |
0.03720 |
106 |
95 |
9 |
2 |
3524 |
As usual, the plants do the work and the birds reap the benefits. |
1.1226 |
0.03471 |
106 |
94 |
11 |
1 |
3525 |
I see the Taylor's are returning from their winter trip. |
1.1226 |
0.03720 |
106 |
95 |
9 |
2 |
3526 |
Hide, quick! It's the Eaglesons and they are surveilling our vegetables! |
1.1226 |
0.03720 |
106 |
95 |
9 |
2 |
3527 |
I don’t think they’re going to need an ambulance. |
1.1226 |
0.03720 |
106 |
95 |
9 |
2 |
3528 |
Good god, I think their parachutes failed! |
1.1226 |
0.03471 |
106 |
94 |
11 |
1 |
3529 |
I wonder at what point we have to be concerned about the droppings. |
1.1226 |
0.03471 |
106 |
94 |
11 |
1 |
3530 |
Hitting the red bull, again ⁉️ |
1.1226 |
0.03471 |
106 |
94 |
11 |
1 |
3531 |
Damn flies. |
1.1226 |
0.03471 |
106 |
94 |
11 |
1 |
3532 |
This AI is getting ridiculous’! |
1.1226 |
0.03471 |
106 |
94 |
11 |
1 |
3533 |
I'll bet they're scouting for food. Should we set up a mist web? |
1.1226 |
0.03471 |
106 |
94 |
11 |
1 |
3534 |
It's the Trump's flying the coop! |
1.1226 |
0.03720 |
106 |
95 |
9 |
2 |
3535 |
"These drones are getting more life like all the time |
1.1226 |
0.03955 |
106 |
96 |
7 |
3 |
3536 |
We should invite them to drop over one of these days. |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
3537 |
Crop dusting again? |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
3538 |
We better not have to clean up after them! |
1.1224 |
0.03328 |
98 |
86 |
12 |
0 |
3539 |
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s my in-laws. |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
3540 |
We weren't expecting the kids until the weekend |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
3541 |
As they say, "He who hesitates shall inherit the earth." |
1.1224 |
0.03328 |
98 |
86 |
12 |
0 |
3542 |
That's one way to get back to the land. |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
3543 |
They were just pushed out of the nest yesterday
and already in-flight today |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
3544 |
We knew the Smith's were snobs, but we didn't realize how high falutin they really were.... |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
3545 |
Why don't they just get a room . . . . |
1.1224 |
0.04415 |
98 |
90 |
4 |
4 |
3546 |
And they said AI would not be so bad |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
3547 |
Flying Super-North again? |
1.1224 |
0.03328 |
98 |
86 |
12 |
0 |
3548 |
"Talk about flying in the wind, they've gone commando." |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
3549 |
I hope they’re the types who can bounce back from anything. |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
3550 |
Really? But I just cleaned the roof! |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
3551 |
They didn’t want to pay for extra legroom |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
3552 |
Remember the old "saw" about when pigs fly? It looks like we're getting close. |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
3553 |
The Goldfinches are back from Florida. |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
3554 |
I never considered that the credit card's offer to 'fly free' was literal. |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
3555 |
I hope they crush Barb's house. |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
3556 |
You know, they say those birds mate for life |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
3557 |
Oh, good, the swallows are home from Capistrano. |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
3558 |
Air B and B has certainly changed... |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
3559 |
You know George maybe we should take flying lessons too. |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
3560 |
Weren't they supposed to pull their chutes about 3-thousand feet up? |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
3561 |
"Looks like the Tomlinsons are returning to Capistrano" |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
3562 |
Hunny, I’m glad we stopped trying to keep up with the Joneses. |
1.1220 |
0.04717 |
82 |
75 |
4 |
3 |
3563 |
As long as we have those two vultures, we'll never be empty nesters. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
3564 |
When I prayed for help planting this garden, I didn't think that the angels would parachute in. |
1.1217 |
0.03302 |
115 |
102 |
12 |
1 |
3565 |
Honey, we really need to tell our neighbors to stay planted for once. |
1.1215 |
0.03919 |
107 |
97 |
7 |
3 |
3566 |
They must think this is Venus. |
1.1215 |
0.03687 |
107 |
96 |
9 |
2 |
3567 |
They are blocking our sun! |
1.1215 |
0.03173 |
107 |
94 |
13 |
0 |
3568 |
Oh, right. The Byrds did mention they might drop by |
1.1215 |
0.03440 |
107 |
95 |
11 |
1 |
3569 |
I told you Bird Aren’t Real |
1.1215 |
0.03440 |
107 |
95 |
11 |
1 |
3570 |
Do you think our jumping beans will let us do that? |
1.1212 |
0.04130 |
99 |
90 |
6 |
3 |
3571 |
Another happy couple who tuned out before the cord pulling conclusion. |
1.1212 |
0.03596 |
99 |
88 |
10 |
1 |
3572 |
Did you tell the kids to “fly high” again? |
1.1212 |
0.03596 |
99 |
88 |
10 |
1 |
3573 |
More snowbirds taking matters into their own hands after airlines lifted the mask mandates. |
1.1212 |
0.03596 |
99 |
88 |
10 |
1 |
3574 |
Must be nice to just drop in unannounced. |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
3575 |
"Fly me to the Moon |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
3576 |
Now I understand why the McPhersons were saying we ought to plant cannabis. |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
3577 |
It could be worries, but it also could be envy. |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
3578 |
That's just one more way they can look down their noses at us. |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
3579 |
Oh yeah, the Johnsons did say they might be dropping in. |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
3580 |
So this it what the youngins are doin' nowadays, aye |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
3581 |
Wow, brown-capped Jays at this time of year? |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
3582 |
The Henderson’s are wearing the same clothes they flew south in. |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
3583 |
More 'shrums, plant those 'shrums. |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
3584 |
Summer is near, the neighbours migrated back |
1.1209 |
0.04374 |
91 |
83 |
5 |
3 |
3585 |
Maybe we should plant kale too. |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
3586 |
Looks like we won’t need to buy fertilizer this year. |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
3587 |
They are NOT crop dusters are they? |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
3588 |
They ain’t gunna buy this farm |
1.1209 |
0.04086 |
91 |
82 |
7 |
2 |
3589 |
Maybe I regret not joining the Erica Jong Book Club a little after all. |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
3590 |
Well, I’ll be… Last I checked, AI didn’t apply to humans flying. |
1.1207 |
0.03705 |
116 |
105 |
8 |
3 |
3591 |
I knew we should have never used that bird bath to keep the beer cool. |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
3592 |
Honey, the snowbirds are back early this year. |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
3593 |
Thank goodness we have gardening to keep us grounded. |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
3594 |
Have you noticed anything different about the neighbors? |
1.1204 |
0.03655 |
108 |
97 |
9 |
2 |
3595 |
I was hoping the yard would looking better when the Johnson’s saw it |
1.1204 |
0.03410 |
108 |
96 |
11 |
1 |
3596 |
Of course, I want them to leave the nest and to see them take off, but they’ve been such planes in the neck lately. I told them their bad altitudes just wouldn’t fly!"
"Shirley, you can’t be serious?" |
1.1204 |
0.03146 |
108 |
95 |
13 |
0 |
3597 |
Wow spring has sprung! The Eisenstiens have begun their annual migration! |
1.1204 |
0.03410 |
108 |
96 |
11 |
1 |
3598 |
Looks like the Smiths beat the robins back this spring. |
1.1204 |
0.03410 |
108 |
96 |
11 |
1 |
3599 |
Russian prisons must be pretty bad. |
1.1204 |
0.03410 |
108 |
96 |
11 |
1 |
3600 |
Looks like the neighbors are dropping in again! |
1.1204 |
0.03146 |
108 |
95 |
13 |
0 |
3601 |
Think we're too retro? |
1.1200 |
0.03835 |
100 |
90 |
8 |
2 |
3602 |
The Hendersons are showing off again. |
1.1200 |
0.03266 |
100 |
88 |
12 |
0 |
3603 |
We can't forget to put out the scare-zoomer this year. |
1.1200 |
0.03266 |
100 |
88 |
12 |
0 |
3604 |
Should I spray them with the hose? |
1.1200 |
0.03562 |
100 |
89 |
10 |
1 |
3605 |
Looks like the Jones are going to plant too!. |
1.1200 |
0.03562 |
100 |
89 |
10 |
1 |
3606 |
They were always different. They go up while we go down. |
1.1200 |
0.03562 |
100 |
89 |
10 |
1 |
3607 |
Not quite a bird, not quite a plane, definitely not Superman. |
1.1200 |
0.03562 |
100 |
89 |
10 |
1 |
3608 |
Migrating south to Florida, where woke birds go to die. |
1.1200 |
0.03562 |
100 |
89 |
10 |
1 |
3609 |
Relax, these birds don't want the seeds, they wait until the vegetables are fully grown... |
1.1200 |
0.04090 |
100 |
91 |
6 |
3 |
3610 |
That proves it, I knew those people were drones. |
1.1200 |
0.03562 |
100 |
89 |
10 |
1 |
3611 |
Run for cover, it’s the Drones again. |
1.1200 |
0.03562 |
100 |
89 |
10 |
1 |
3612 |
Gosh, maybe we are heading for a recession. They're already starting to pass out the golden parachutes. I sure hope these ones open. |
1.1200 |
0.03562 |
100 |
89 |
10 |
1 |
3613 |
Those birds better stay away from our mushrooms. |
1.1200 |
0.03835 |
100 |
90 |
8 |
2 |
3614 |
Since that weed in their garden, they haven’t been the same. |
1.1200 |
0.04090 |
100 |
91 |
6 |
3 |
3615 |
Are you sure we shouldn't drive this summer? |
1.1200 |
0.03266 |
100 |
88 |
12 |
0 |
3616 |
We can’t keep up with the neighbors, but at least we’re grounded. |
1.1200 |
0.03835 |
100 |
90 |
8 |
2 |
3617 |
Oh no, the Johnsons are high again” |
1.1200 |
0.03562 |
100 |
89 |
10 |
1 |
3618 |
I bet THEY don’t have a first-class watering system or a micro-herb sanctuary. |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
3619 |
Why don't they just stay away all year? |
1.1196 |
0.03401 |
92 |
81 |
11 |
0 |
3620 |
Either the Chinese have an alternative to balloons or the "snowbirds" are returning north. |
1.1196 |
0.04043 |
92 |
83 |
7 |
2 |
3621 |
I think the Jones take the phase "snow birds" too literally. |
1.1196 |
0.03401 |
92 |
81 |
11 |
0 |
3622 |
Yep. Another sign that spring is here. |
1.1196 |
0.04043 |
92 |
83 |
7 |
2 |
3623 |
Oh my, the flying mankeys are back! |
1.1196 |
0.03401 |
92 |
81 |
11 |
0 |
3624 |
That’s for the birds! |
1.1196 |
0.04043 |
92 |
83 |
7 |
2 |
3625 |
So man has replaced drones? |
1.1196 |
0.04328 |
92 |
84 |
5 |
3 |
3626 |
I thought only swallows fly south to Capistrano! |
1.1196 |
0.03401 |
92 |
81 |
11 |
0 |
3627 |
Next year, we're definitely planting some of their mushrooms. |
1.1196 |
0.04043 |
92 |
83 |
7 |
2 |
3628 |
The new Mission: Impossible is gonna be lit. |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
3629 |
Does the garden supply carry netting for manned drones? |
1.1196 |
0.03401 |
92 |
81 |
11 |
0 |
3630 |
Uhh, Is that your Aunt Margaret? |
1.1196 |
0.04043 |
92 |
83 |
7 |
2 |
3631 |
Yup, they get planted every spring. |
1.1196 |
0.03401 |
92 |
81 |
11 |
0 |
3632 |
They’ll crash and burn if they can’t join a V formation. |
1.1193 |
0.03380 |
109 |
97 |
11 |
1 |
3633 |
I see the Petersons have flown back from their winter home. |
1.1193 |
0.03380 |
109 |
97 |
11 |
1 |
3634 |
I wouldn't have turned them down if I believed them. |
1.1193 |
0.03380 |
109 |
97 |
11 |
1 |
3635 |
I’m not sure about this Marge, the Willard’s are such procrastinators. |
1.1193 |
0.03623 |
109 |
98 |
9 |
2 |
3636 |
Guess Dr. Biden’s visit to BETA Technologies really took off. |
1.1193 |
0.03623 |
109 |
98 |
9 |
2 |
3637 |
Looks like those new kids from Kripton are playing tag again.
C. Tom Howes
507 Valley Road
Havertown, PA 19083
610-789-3176 |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
3638 |
There goes the value of my door dash stock! |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
3639 |
She shows ten condos before lunch, I'm sure! |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
3640 |
I thought I made it clear that they should call first before dropping in. |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
3641 |
Their Secret Garden is fertilized with fairy dust. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
3642 |
Looks like the neighbors are in Airplane Mode again. |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
3643 |
Another sign of Spring… the superheroes are back from Florida. |
1.1188 |
0.03528 |
101 |
90 |
10 |
1 |
3644 |
Looks like a storm is coming in. |
1.1188 |
0.03528 |
101 |
90 |
10 |
1 |
3645 |
Think they will go after these tomatoes? |
1.1188 |
0.03799 |
101 |
91 |
8 |
2 |
3646 |
I think it is Trump's Legal Team flying north. |
1.1188 |
0.03528 |
101 |
90 |
10 |
1 |
3647 |
It's the Johnsons, not mowing their yard again this weekend. |
1.1188 |
0.04051 |
101 |
92 |
6 |
3 |
3648 |
Wow. A new species of ladybugs! |
1.1188 |
0.04051 |
101 |
92 |
6 |
3 |
3649 |
See? I told you climate change was real! |
1.1188 |
0.03528 |
101 |
90 |
10 |
1 |
3650 |
Can't they just be satisfied with gentrifying the neighbourhood at ground level like the rest of us? |
1.1188 |
0.03528 |
101 |
90 |
10 |
1 |
3651 |
I'm going to have some Red Bull. |
1.1188 |
0.03799 |
101 |
91 |
8 |
2 |
3652 |
Is it a bird, is it a plane, oh no, it's our neighbors showing off again. |
1.1188 |
0.04051 |
101 |
92 |
6 |
3 |
3653 |
The snowbirds are coming in for a front yard landing after a non-stop flight. |
1.1188 |
0.03528 |
101 |
90 |
10 |
1 |
3654 |
No wonder the scarecrows weren't working." |
1.1188 |
0.03236 |
101 |
89 |
12 |
0 |
3655 |
My gosh, those AI drones are starting to take over! |
1.1188 |
0.03528 |
101 |
90 |
10 |
1 |
3656 |
Every time we try a new hobby as a couple Rob and Patricia find a way to top us! |
1.1188 |
0.03528 |
101 |
90 |
10 |
1 |
3657 |
I'm guessing they planted something different than tomatoes and peppers |
1.1188 |
0.04288 |
101 |
93 |
4 |
4 |
3658 |
Honey, people with universal health care sure live dangerously. |
1.1188 |
0.03528 |
101 |
90 |
10 |
1 |
3659 |
Looks like the Johnson’s are back from Florida |
1.1188 |
0.03799 |
101 |
91 |
8 |
2 |
3660 |
Government cuts are getting out of hand |
1.1188 |
0.03236 |
101 |
89 |
12 |
0 |
3661 |
Hun, aren't those John and Benjamin Pigg? |
1.1186 |
0.03223 |
118 |
105 |
12 |
1 |
3662 |
I hope they're not
Vegetarians ! |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
3663 |
Honey,get the bird spikes. |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
3664 |
No, It's just the Joneses |
1.1183 |
0.04284 |
93 |
85 |
5 |
3 |
3665 |
Well, Spring has sprung! |
1.1183 |
0.03367 |
93 |
82 |
11 |
0 |
3666 |
Looks like the Snow Birds are migrating back. |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
3667 |
I can’t believe your brother and his girlfriend are visiting unannounced again. |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
3668 |
Oh no. We'll have to sit there while they go on about how warm their winter was in Florida. |
1.1183 |
0.04001 |
93 |
84 |
7 |
2 |
3669 |
They’re not due till later this afternoon |
1.1183 |
0.04001 |
93 |
84 |
7 |
2 |
3670 |
Why do the Hendersons always drop in unannounced? |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
3671 |
They were right, this neighborhood has skyrocketed. Thank God we eat from our own garden. |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
3672 |
Looks like the Swartz's are migrating back to Brooklyn again |
1.1183 |
0.04001 |
93 |
84 |
7 |
2 |
3673 |
What time is the sprinkler going off?” |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
3674 |
Honey, the neighbors are being weird again. |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
3675 |
Looks like we’re getting the tomatoes in a bit late this year. |
1.1183 |
0.03367 |
93 |
82 |
11 |
0 |
3676 |
First they redo their vegetable garden, and now this? I guess I have to go order us some winged suits. |
1.1182 |
0.03591 |
110 |
99 |
9 |
2 |
3677 |
Look's like we are in for another arms race |
1.1182 |
0.03591 |
110 |
99 |
9 |
2 |
3678 |
They must have planted their wings last year. |
1.1182 |
0.03351 |
110 |
98 |
11 |
1 |
3679 |
Wait…what? I guess you’re right! Should we try to do something or get the fuck out of here? |
1.1182 |
0.03591 |
110 |
99 |
9 |
2 |
3680 |
Maybe there is something to this global warming thing. I remember when the snowbirds didn't come back until May. |
1.1176 |
0.03763 |
102 |
92 |
8 |
2 |
3681 |
I see the Feathertons are back from Phoenix. |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
3682 |
Winter must really be over, the Wilson’s are flying back from Florida. |
1.1176 |
0.03515 |
85 |
75 |
10 |
0 |
3683 |
The Anti-grav Brothers, showing off by falling up. |
1.1176 |
0.03515 |
85 |
75 |
10 |
0 |
3684 |
At Last! |
1.1176 |
0.03496 |
102 |
91 |
10 |
1 |
3685 |
I've heard about this reverse evolution |
1.1176 |
0.03763 |
102 |
92 |
8 |
2 |
3686 |
Honey, maybe we should plant Red Bull. |
1.1176 |
0.03206 |
102 |
90 |
12 |
0 |
3687 |
They're not supposed to fly that low, dammit! |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
3688 |
Good God! Fetch the revolver my dear, and quickly now. |
1.1176 |
0.04013 |
102 |
93 |
6 |
3 |
3689 |
Plot Twist |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
3690 |
I hope they don't eat seeds. |
1.1171 |
0.03322 |
111 |
99 |
11 |
1 |
3691 |
Looks like Wight Brothers great grandkids are still at it. |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
3692 |
What kind of plants did you say these were? |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
3693 |
The vegan apocalypse is upon us! |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
3694 |
The snowbirds are returning from Florida. That's the end of easy restaurant reservations. |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
3695 |
First the pigs, now the kids too! |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
3696 |
Those Jacksons don't give a damn about global warming. |
1.1170 |
0.03333 |
94 |
83 |
11 |
0 |
3697 |
Boy are their arms gonna be tired. |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
3698 |
Only one of those birds looks real |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
3699 |
I would hate to be under their droppings. |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
3700 |
Looks like snowbirds next door are back from Florida. |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
3701 |
They're evolving |
1.1170 |
0.04240 |
94 |
86 |
5 |
3 |
3702 |
When snowbirds fly? |
1.1170 |
0.03333 |
94 |
83 |
11 |
0 |
3703 |
Quick, hide the new rutabagas, it's the Wilsons again! |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
3704 |
Don't they know winter is over and they're going the wrong direction? |
1.1170 |
0.03333 |
94 |
83 |
11 |
0 |
3705 |
Now we're going to have THEM after our tomatoes! |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
3706 |
I think they’re bluestate boobies returning from Florida. |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
3707 |
Scarecrows got out again. |
1.1170 |
0.03333 |
94 |
83 |
11 |
0 |
3708 |
Holy Smokes, it finally happened! |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
3709 |
Do you think they’re feeding or fertilizing? |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
3710 |
If we hadn't spent all our money on hoses and watering cans maybe our nest egg would take off too. |
1.1170 |
0.03333 |
94 |
83 |
11 |
0 |
3711 |
Oh no it looks like an early idiot season this year! |
1.1170 |
0.03333 |
94 |
83 |
11 |
0 |
3712 |
'Out of sync? More like out of their minds." |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
3713 |
Shouldn’t they be flying north for the summer? |
1.1170 |
0.03333 |
94 |
83 |
11 |
0 |
3714 |
We are witnessing the flight of Artificial Intelligence! |
1.1170 |
0.03333 |
94 |
83 |
11 |
0 |
3715 |
They identify as birds, we should identify ourselves as millionaires |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
3716 |
Looks like they took me up on the invitation to drop in ! |
1.1169 |
0.04882 |
77 |
71 |
3 |
3 |
3717 |
Look, planting is not rocket science. |
1.1167 |
0.02943 |
120 |
106 |
14 |
0 |
3718 |
I just wished they fertilized our garden and not our cars. |
1.1165 |
0.03463 |
103 |
92 |
10 |
1 |
3719 |
I told them not to come until these vegetables were fully grown!! |
1.1165 |
0.03177 |
103 |
91 |
12 |
0 |
3720 |
Their droppings make the best fertilizer... |
1.1165 |
0.03463 |
103 |
92 |
10 |
1 |
3721 |
Ignore him Jim.
I'll have no son of ours identify as an airplane. |
1.1165 |
0.03728 |
103 |
93 |
8 |
2 |
3722 |
Look! Those are the new hi-tech scarecrows for hire I was talking about! |
1.1165 |
0.03463 |
103 |
92 |
10 |
1 |
3723 |
Well, at least we don't have to worry about droppings. |
1.1165 |
0.03177 |
103 |
91 |
12 |
0 |
3724 |
We have to pay closer attention to those news items about all the illegal aliens crashing our borders... |
1.1165 |
0.03177 |
103 |
91 |
12 |
0 |
3725 |
look, the snow birds are back! |
1.1165 |
0.03975 |
103 |
94 |
6 |
3 |
3726 |
So that's what being retired should look like. |
1.1165 |
0.03177 |
103 |
91 |
12 |
0 |
3727 |
“It’s officially summer. The Byrds are back from Florida.” |
1.1165 |
0.03975 |
103 |
94 |
6 |
3 |
3728 |
Looks like the snowbird migration has started. |
1.1165 |
0.03728 |
103 |
93 |
8 |
2 |
3729 |
There are ways to commute, and then there are ways to commute! |
1.1165 |
0.03177 |
103 |
91 |
12 |
0 |
3730 |
Quick, what's the plural for 'aries'? |
1.1165 |
0.03463 |
103 |
92 |
10 |
1 |
3731 |
What are we going to use for a scarecrow now? |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
3732 |
There! More Floridians migrating and showing the courage to be free |
1.1163 |
0.04191 |
86 |
78 |
6 |
2 |
3733 |
Looks like some of the Justice League is coming back from their vacation! |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
3734 |
It's that Capistrano Complex again |
1.1163 |
0.03477 |
86 |
76 |
10 |
0 |
3735 |
The enemy is circling. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
3736 |
Yeah, it's really Spring. |
1.1163 |
0.03477 |
86 |
76 |
10 |
0 |
3737 |
Don’t tell me we took over for the birds too |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
3738 |
Ugh. I wonder what their tomatoes look like. |
1.1163 |
0.04191 |
86 |
78 |
6 |
2 |
3739 |
Show offs! You won't catch me flying private. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
3740 |
More neighbors moving south, I guess. |
1.1161 |
0.03751 |
112 |
102 |
7 |
3 |
3741 |
People are going to any extreme to find a house for sale |
1.1161 |
0.03960 |
112 |
103 |
5 |
4 |
3742 |
Quick—heads or tails? |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
3743 |
Looks like we'll have to use pesticides after all. |
1.1158 |
0.03300 |
95 |
84 |
11 |
0 |
3744 |
Look! The first snowbirds of Spring. |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
3745 |
There go the Jones again. |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
3746 |
It's just Mary and Jane again. |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
3747 |
I'm not sure planting cannabis was a good idea. |
1.1158 |
0.03300 |
95 |
84 |
11 |
0 |
3748 |
Let's hope the sick bastard pollinates his own marigolds this year. |
1.1158 |
0.03921 |
95 |
86 |
7 |
2 |
3749 |
I read this fertilizer was
guaranteed to be effective, but.... |
1.1158 |
0.03300 |
95 |
84 |
11 |
0 |
3750 |
Rats! The Goldberg’s are returning to their roost. Let’s get netting over these seedlings! |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
3751 |
I don’t know about these new flying scarecrows… |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
3752 |
There go the Smiths - droning on again. |
1.1158 |
0.03921 |
95 |
86 |
7 |
2 |
3753 |
It’s the Kiptons, back from Arizona….three days earlier than last year |
1.1158 |
0.03300 |
95 |
84 |
11 |
0 |
3754 |
Looks like the Snow Birds are finally coming back |
1.1158 |
0.03921 |
95 |
86 |
7 |
2 |
3755 |
I didn’t know the Ralstons bought a trampoline. |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
3756 |
It's George and Martha, our neighbors, who enjoy pretending they are birds. |
1.1158 |
0.03921 |
95 |
86 |
7 |
2 |
3757 |
And here we are planning their fucking garden for them! |
1.1158 |
0.03921 |
95 |
86 |
7 |
2 |
3758 |
I am so relieved that I remembered to put the car back in the garage. Yesterday I forgot and when I got back it was covered in bird poop. I can’t bear thinking about what it would have been like today. |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
3759 |
Thats Jeff and Cheryl. They use grow-lights and Superthrive. |
1.1158 |
0.03921 |
95 |
86 |
7 |
2 |
3760 |
I’m not sure our scarecrow is going to be sufficient |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
3761 |
Honey, we are in someone else’s dream again |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
3762 |
So lit looks like Roald Dahl was right ! |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
3763 |
No way in hell I'm letting the vegans win this year. |
1.1154 |
0.04463 |
78 |
71 |
5 |
2 |
3764 |
He admitted to me how he merely pretends to like flying |
1.1154 |
0.03694 |
104 |
94 |
8 |
2 |
3765 |
Looks like the Pilgrims are returning from their trip. |
1.1154 |
0.03694 |
104 |
94 |
8 |
2 |
3766 |
Maybe if we plant magic beans, we’ll be able to keep up with the Joneses |
1.1154 |
0.03432 |
104 |
93 |
10 |
1 |
3767 |
What type of scarecrow do you think it would take to keep those two out of the garden? |
1.1154 |
0.03694 |
104 |
94 |
8 |
2 |
3768 |
The Great Spring Migration home to see their offspring. |
1.1154 |
0.03148 |
104 |
92 |
12 |
0 |
3769 |
Kind of makes the parachutes useless flying so low. |
1.1154 |
0.03938 |
104 |
95 |
6 |
3 |
3770 |
I like Frank’s idea of spending time together. |
1.1150 |
0.03267 |
113 |
101 |
11 |
1 |
3771 |
They did say they were going to pick up birding as a hobby |
1.1150 |
0.03267 |
113 |
101 |
11 |
1 |
3772 |
The snowbirds are arriving early this year. |
1.1149 |
0.04144 |
87 |
79 |
6 |
2 |
3773 |
There go the flighty neighbors. |
1.1149 |
0.04455 |
87 |
80 |
4 |
3 |
3774 |
We are planting too late, the Smiths are already migrating south. |
1.1149 |
0.04144 |
87 |
79 |
6 |
2 |
3775 |
This Green New Deal business is getting out of control! |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
3776 |
Wow this herb must start working before you’ve harvested it |
1.1149 |
0.04144 |
87 |
79 |
6 |
2 |
3777 |
High, as usual. |
1.1149 |
0.04144 |
87 |
79 |
6 |
2 |
3778 |
Let’s hurry up or we will have to listen to the snowbirds. |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
3779 |
That’s the new couple Orville & Wilbur from down the street |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
3780 |
Finally,we see some help for our snails and slugs. |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
3781 |
They took to heart the song 'Come Fly with Me' |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
3782 |
Put the scarecrow! Put the scarecrow! |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
3783 |
It's the new garden club pollinators! |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
3784 |
Things in the neighborhood haven’t been the same since the Knievels moved in. |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
3785 |
Now I know who has been stealing all our tomatoes. |
1.1148 |
0.02897 |
122 |
108 |
14 |
0 |
3786 |
I'm happy the Johnsons discovered their passion for synchronized high diving, but I'm worried it will affect our property value. |
1.1146 |
0.03268 |
96 |
85 |
11 |
0 |
3787 |
Ever feel like life's simple pleasures are not all that? |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
3788 |
Looks like the Jones have migrated back from Florida. |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
3789 |
Looks like the Capistrano's are back. |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
3790 |
It’s now officially Spring!
The Robins are back from
Boca. |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
3791 |
There they go again.The second story men. Now you understand why I put bars around our upstair windows? |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
3792 |
Oh crap. We’re going to need another pesticide. |
1.1146 |
0.03268 |
96 |
85 |
11 |
0 |
3793 |
Finally! It looks like they’ll miss our garden this time. |
1.1146 |
0.03268 |
96 |
85 |
11 |
0 |
3794 |
It seems like birds of a feather, flock together. |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
3795 |
Do you think they ate their veggies? |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
3796 |
Looks like Clark is giving Jimmy cl[7m rp79jtmp3ww0jwn again |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
3797 |
This is not what I imagined when they suggested we plant Cannabis to get high |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
3798 |
Say what you will, but no Humanist would ever name those suits the "Icarus 2.0." |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
3799 |
That idiot Icarus - always flying too close to the son! |
1.1146 |
0.04154 |
96 |
88 |
5 |
3 |
3800 |
It must be spring, the Feldman's are flying back from Ft. Lauderdale. |
1.1146 |
0.03268 |
96 |
85 |
11 |
0 |
3801 |
Perhaps we chose the wrong hobby to pursue after the kids left for college. |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
3802 |
Remind me — does Amazon Prime do Kryptonite? |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
3803 |
Flying farmers? And I thought it was all a myth. |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
3804 |
SMH, when will Wendy and Peter grow up? |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
3805 |
I told you that was Max and Sue I saw in front of the new cannabis dispensery |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
3806 |
Very impressive! But do you suppose that they can plant tomatoes or carrots? |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
3807 |
Looks like Amazon's Last Minute Delivery service |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
3808 |
Icarus, don’t fly to close to Earth. It’s scorching! |
1.1146 |
0.03268 |
96 |
85 |
11 |
0 |
3809 |
Double up on the garlic - looks like the day-walkers are back from Coachella |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
3810 |
They must have found a new holiday booking site |
1.1143 |
0.03660 |
105 |
95 |
8 |
2 |
3811 |
Wait why are we planting these now it’s January |
1.1143 |
0.03120 |
105 |
93 |
12 |
0 |
3812 |
Whatever floats their boats. |
1.1143 |
0.03401 |
105 |
94 |
10 |
1 |
3813 |
Ever since the Wallendas moved into the neighborhood, I feel like there's something missing in our lives. |
1.1143 |
0.03120 |
105 |
93 |
12 |
0 |
3814 |
Hand me that spade. |
1.1143 |
0.03401 |
105 |
94 |
10 |
1 |
3815 |
Looks like they have a nose for flying. |
1.1143 |
0.03401 |
105 |
94 |
10 |
1 |
3816 |
Just a couple of snowbirds who take themselves much too seriously. |
1.1143 |
0.04130 |
105 |
97 |
4 |
4 |
3817 |
More sophisticated technology is leaving us less grounded |
1.1143 |
0.03120 |
105 |
93 |
12 |
0 |
3818 |
They're over the moon about their new house! |
1.1143 |
0.03401 |
105 |
94 |
10 |
1 |
3819 |
The Swallows are returning but this isn't Capistrano! |
1.1143 |
0.03120 |
105 |
93 |
12 |
0 |
3820 |
Jordan Peele’s GET DOWN |
1.1143 |
0.03902 |
105 |
96 |
6 |
3 |
3821 |
It appears we will be growing pancakes in a few moments. |
1.1143 |
0.03401 |
105 |
94 |
10 |
1 |
3822 |
This new variant is wild! |
1.1143 |
0.03660 |
105 |
95 |
8 |
2 |
3823 |
I guess we’re too late getting started on our marijuana farm. |
1.1143 |
0.03120 |
105 |
93 |
12 |
0 |
3824 |
Aren't those our new neighbors? |
1.1140 |
0.03471 |
114 |
103 |
9 |
2 |
3825 |
Rumor has it those new neighbors do their best work on the fly. |
1.1140 |
0.02990 |
114 |
101 |
13 |
0 |
3826 |
Myrtle, I think they are heading north. Not good. |
1.1139 |
0.04408 |
79 |
72 |
5 |
2 |
3827 |
Looks like the Joneses are back from vacation. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
3828 |
Well, I sure as hell hope they don't land on my flower beds. |
1.1139 |
0.04408 |
79 |
72 |
5 |
2 |
3829 |
Well, spring has definitely sprung. |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
3830 |
Who can they sue? |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
3831 |
It's a sure sign of Spring. |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
3832 |
Take me now, Lord |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
3833 |
Yep, it’s spring. The Adelsons have flown the coop. |
1.1136 |
0.04099 |
88 |
80 |
6 |
2 |
3834 |
Flying humans in May?!... There are really no more seasons... |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
3835 |
Apparently METAVerse V is out |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
3836 |
I don't want them nesting out our bedroom window. |
1.1136 |
0.04099 |
88 |
80 |
6 |
2 |
3837 |
They geet bigger andd more menacing every year. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
3838 |
Looks like the snowbirds are back for the season. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
3839 |
It must be just after 4:20. |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
3840 |
I didn’t know that the Anderson’s were doing that ketamine therapy. |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
3841 |
Is it the Skying Dutchmen again? |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
3842 |
Well, thats one way to reduce carbon dioxide emission. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
3843 |
I hope those drones don't have cameras! |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
3844 |
Oh look, more fertilizer for the soil. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
3845 |
Honey, have you seen my red bull? |
1.1134 |
0.03553 |
97 |
87 |
9 |
1 |
3846 |
I think they better pull the ripcord! |
1.1134 |
0.03843 |
97 |
88 |
7 |
2 |
3847 |
They always appear during Spring planting season. |
1.1134 |
0.03553 |
97 |
87 |
9 |
1 |
3848 |
Looks like the snowbirds are back from Fort Myers. |
1.1134 |
0.03553 |
97 |
87 |
9 |
1 |
3849 |
He really likes that no frills airline. |
1.1134 |
0.03236 |
97 |
86 |
11 |
0 |
3850 |
The lawyers are back |
1.1134 |
0.03236 |
97 |
86 |
11 |
0 |
3851 |
The snow birds are returning earlier this year. |
1.1134 |
0.03843 |
97 |
88 |
7 |
2 |
3852 |
So where's our fairy dust? |
1.1134 |
0.03236 |
97 |
86 |
11 |
0 |
3853 |
Yeah, their garden attracts a lot of birds. |
1.1134 |
0.03236 |
97 |
86 |
11 |
0 |
3854 |
There they are ... trespassing yet again. |
1.1134 |
0.03553 |
97 |
87 |
9 |
1 |
3855 |
The latest Red Bull ad campaign is really impressive. |
1.1134 |
0.04113 |
97 |
89 |
5 |
3 |
3856 |
I bet they are spies from those balloons. I had a hunch it might be risky to plant bok choy and gai lan! |
1.1134 |
0.03236 |
97 |
86 |
11 |
0 |
3857 |
Should we install an all-organic scarecrow? |
1.1134 |
0.03553 |
97 |
87 |
9 |
1 |
3858 |
You see, I was right it was time to plant the flowers |
1.1134 |
0.03236 |
97 |
86 |
11 |
0 |
3859 |
Now that the Fitzpatricks are migrating back home, looks as if we'll have to return their wheel barrel. |
1.1132 |
0.03627 |
106 |
96 |
8 |
2 |
3860 |
Oh! We can fly now |
1.1132 |
0.03370 |
106 |
95 |
10 |
1 |
3861 |
Spring has indeed sprung...the first two snowbirds. We are not too early with our planting. |
1.1132 |
0.03627 |
106 |
96 |
8 |
2 |
3862 |
And you said we shouldn’t garden today. |
1.1132 |
0.03092 |
106 |
94 |
12 |
0 |
3863 |
No, honey. It's a bird and a plane! |
1.1132 |
0.03627 |
106 |
96 |
8 |
2 |
3864 |
huh, guess the H on their lawn doesn't be for helicopter after all |
1.1132 |
0.03627 |
106 |
96 |
8 |
2 |
3865 |
See that is the very reason we sow non-GMO plants! |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
3866 |
There's an app for that. |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
3867 |
Vegetarian bogies at 9 o'clock. |
1.1125 |
0.04355 |
80 |
73 |
5 |
2 |
3868 |
Do you hear a droning sound? |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
3869 |
I see the Robbinses are back from migration. |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
3870 |
Looks like Sam and Jean dropping in unannounced again. |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
3871 |
UFO's at 2 o'clock. |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
3872 |
Didn’t we just bury them right under here? |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
3873 |
I read that Amazon is trying a new type of delivery service since customers complained about the drones dropping their packages. |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
3874 |
There go the Johnsons again. They think they’re so high and mighty. |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
3875 |
I can't tell whether they're early or late for their annual 'Snow Bird' exodus to Florida. |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
3876 |
Migration’s a little early this year, isn’t it dear? |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
3877 |
Hey, it’s Superman’s zero-food-waste mission! Maybe we’ll score some brownie points for growing our own vegetables. |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
3878 |
Looks like the neighbours are trying organically flown. |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
3879 |
A |
1.1122 |
0.03805 |
98 |
89 |
7 |
2 |
3880 |
You suppose, more Chinese drones or left-over 1945 balloons from Japan? |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
3881 |
I still like planting the old fashioned way. |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
3882 |
And to think a tiny pill could do all that. |
1.1122 |
0.03205 |
98 |
87 |
11 |
0 |
3883 |
Oh, that’s the Johnson’s. Once they became empty nesters they became snowbirds and migrate to Florida every winter. |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
3884 |
A bit early for a fledgling, don't you think? |
1.1122 |
0.03205 |
98 |
87 |
11 |
0 |
3885 |
Those discount airlines really have bare bones amenities! |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
3886 |
Are they herbivores,you think? |
1.1122 |
0.03805 |
98 |
89 |
7 |
2 |
3887 |
Look! The swallows are returning to Capistrano! |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
3888 |
Run. Here come the garden plot dusters. |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
3889 |
Let's move before people start calling us the flyover neighbors. |
1.1122 |
0.03205 |
98 |
87 |
11 |
0 |
3890 |
That's it Maureen, we're getting a trampoline. |
1.1122 |
0.04072 |
98 |
90 |
5 |
3 |
3891 |
Martha, did you invite the Jones to drop in today?
Joseph Levin
Fairway, KS
levin19845@gmail.com |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
3892 |
I told you what they were growing in their yard! |
1.1122 |
0.03805 |
98 |
89 |
7 |
2 |
3893 |
Looks like the market is migrating |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
3894 |
I sure hope they don’t nest in our lemon tree. |
1.1122 |
0.04072 |
98 |
90 |
5 |
3 |
3895 |
Looks like the Jones are flying north again to avoid allergy season. |
1.1121 |
0.03594 |
107 |
97 |
8 |
2 |
3896 |
It's time to put the IRS scarecrow up again. |
1.1121 |
0.03340 |
107 |
96 |
10 |
1 |
3897 |
It looks like the parsnips aren't the only things being planted today. |
1.1121 |
0.03340 |
107 |
96 |
10 |
1 |
3898 |
The Harbingers are late this year. |
1.1121 |
0.03832 |
107 |
98 |
6 |
3 |
3899 |
I don't get why they look so happy. |
1.1121 |
0.03594 |
107 |
97 |
8 |
2 |
3900 |
It's the Coopers. They've flown. |
1.1121 |
0.03186 |
116 |
104 |
11 |
1 |
3901 |
It’s only the Osborn’s two new drones. Watch, in another minute they’ll be right above us taking pictures so they can plant more than we do. |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
3902 |
I guess it's time for the snowbirds to migrate |
1.1111 |
0.03768 |
99 |
90 |
7 |
2 |
3903 |
Incoming. Incoming. Another mid-life crisis fantasy ends poorly. |
1.1111 |
0.03484 |
99 |
89 |
9 |
1 |
3904 |
Out to pollinate I'm sure. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
3905 |
We should have used better soil. |
1.1111 |
0.03311 |
108 |
97 |
10 |
1 |
3906 |
The sky diving club welshed on their parachutes. |
1.1111 |
0.03484 |
99 |
89 |
9 |
1 |
3907 |
They do exist! |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
3908 |
Looks like another Peter Pan movie has come out. |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
3909 |
Dudes better not swipe our basil this year. |
1.1111 |
0.03768 |
99 |
90 |
7 |
2 |
3910 |
Oh, no! I hope that doesn’t mean we will have a new droppings problem. |
1.1111 |
0.03175 |
99 |
88 |
11 |
0 |
3911 |
BORING!", he said. "Seize the day!", he said. He who just seized his rip cord two second too late |
1.1111 |
0.03563 |
108 |
98 |
8 |
2 |
3912 |
Sure, it's cheap and fun. Way too seasonally-restrictive though -- and with the wait time for bookings, I can't even. |
1.1111 |
0.03768 |
99 |
90 |
7 |
2 |
3913 |
Come summer, they always fly south to their summer cabin. |
1.1111 |
0.03484 |
99 |
89 |
9 |
1 |
3914 |
Their plane must have experienced an unscheduled rapid disassembly. |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
3915 |
Maybe gardening would have been a better hobby choice for them? |
1.1111 |
0.03311 |
108 |
97 |
10 |
1 |
3916 |
Yes, I said, "Drop in any time." But I didn't mean while we were gardening! |
1.1111 |
0.03038 |
108 |
96 |
12 |
0 |
3917 |
Uh . . . I think they call that skydying. |
1.1111 |
0.03768 |
99 |
90 |
7 |
2 |
3918 |
That's why you have to call before you dig. |
1.1111 |
0.03563 |
108 |
98 |
8 |
2 |
3919 |
Oh my goodness, there goes the Jones’s. We are obviously not keeping up. |
1.1111 |
0.03484 |
99 |
89 |
9 |
1 |
3920 |
The snowbirds are headed north again! |
1.1111 |
0.03484 |
99 |
89 |
9 |
1 |
3921 |
There go the Wilson's again! I wish they'd stop spying on our gardening techniques! |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
3922 |
I am going to remember this when they come looking for fresh produce. |
1.1111 |
0.03311 |
108 |
97 |
10 |
1 |
3923 |
OK! I get the genetic engineering part, but what if they poop on us?" |
1.1111 |
0.03311 |
108 |
97 |
10 |
1 |
3924 |
Huh, that’s odd. They usually show up at harvest |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
3925 |
It seems the Johnson's have already finished their yardwork. |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
3926 |
It's Tinker Bell and De Santis going to
The White House |
1.1111 |
0.03563 |
108 |
98 |
8 |
2 |
3927 |
See, European draft dodgers sky diving to Hoboken New Jersey. |
1.1111 |
0.04033 |
99 |
91 |
5 |
3 |
3928 |
The Jestsons are home! |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
3929 |
I told you we should have signed up for the paid Twitter accounts. |
1.1111 |
0.03484 |
99 |
89 |
9 |
1 |
3930 |
It's great when they leave the neighbor's nest, but embarrassing when they come back! |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
3931 |
Ya but let's see how their tomatoes do. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
3932 |
Seems like most of the snow birds have chosen to fly back this year. |
1.1111 |
0.04303 |
81 |
74 |
5 |
2 |
3933 |
Looks like Mr Smith may be putting hamburgers in his bird feeder again. |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
3934 |
They're probably just fly by nights! |
1.1111 |
0.03484 |
99 |
89 |
9 |
1 |
3935 |
Did you move the manure? |
1.1111 |
0.03768 |
99 |
90 |
7 |
2 |
3936 |
I guess pigs can fly now |
1.1111 |
0.03385 |
117 |
106 |
9 |
2 |
3937 |
See that smile ? That’s not human. |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
3938 |
Whoa, they’re going to be in trouble for faceplanting without HOA approval! |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
3939 |
They’re just migrating back from California. Apparently it’s not as sunny as they thought. |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
3940 |
These World War One re-enactments are getting out of hand. |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
3941 |
Great. They're back and they had a MARVELOUS time. |
1.1101 |
0.03282 |
109 |
98 |
10 |
1 |
3942 |
You have to trust nature's signs. When Phil and Gladys are back, the danger of a killing frost has passed. |
1.1101 |
0.03282 |
109 |
98 |
10 |
1 |
3943 |
Yep, Spring is really here. The Fillmores are back from Arizona. |
1.1101 |
0.03764 |
109 |
100 |
6 |
3 |
3944 |
They weren't divorced! |
1.1101 |
0.03282 |
109 |
98 |
10 |
1 |
3945 |
Looks like the Kleins are hosting another drop-in. |
1.1101 |
0.03012 |
109 |
97 |
12 |
0 |
3946 |
I can't wait to see them fall back. |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
3947 |
The snowbirds are returning early this year |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
3948 |
You know it's Spring when the Findel's return from their Florida digs. |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
3949 |
The problem with Robins is that you can never tell if they are male or female. |
1.1100 |
0.03732 |
100 |
91 |
7 |
2 |
3950 |
Seems like the Goldsteins made a stop at the dispensary while they were out. |
1.1100 |
0.03732 |
100 |
91 |
7 |
2 |
3951 |
Ironically, the Junco couple is now Summering here from Florida. |
1.1100 |
0.03732 |
100 |
91 |
7 |
2 |
3952 |
look, Margie, spring is here |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
3953 |
The Wilsons are so smug about their annual trip to Palm Beach. |
1.1100 |
0.03145 |
100 |
89 |
11 |
0 |
3954 |
Apparently being kind to your fellow man really does reap rewards here in the afterlife. |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
3955 |
Dear, do you think the Byrds know something we don't? |
1.1100 |
0.03732 |
100 |
91 |
7 |
2 |
3956 |
I didn't think the Thompsons were flying to Florida until next week. |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
3957 |
When Bob next door said his son started majoring in Classics, I didn’t think those existed anymore |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
3958 |
Hey, look. PEOPLExpress is flying again! |
1.1099 |
0.03969 |
91 |
83 |
6 |
2 |
3959 |
Must be those new Amazon drone deliverers. |
1.1099 |
0.03297 |
91 |
81 |
10 |
0 |
3960 |
Look who's zooming into the neighborhood. |
1.1099 |
0.03969 |
91 |
83 |
6 |
2 |
3961 |
The Wallenda's installed some trampoline! |
1.1099 |
0.03297 |
91 |
81 |
10 |
0 |
3962 |
"As if we need another reason to put up a scarecrow." |
1.1099 |
0.03297 |
91 |
81 |
10 |
0 |
3963 |
Are they going up or coming down? |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
3964 |
I know everybody wants to move to Florida, but this is ridiculous! |
1.1099 |
0.03297 |
91 |
81 |
10 |
0 |
3965 |
I thought they were going to fly by night |
1.1099 |
0.03969 |
91 |
83 |
6 |
2 |
3966 |
Don't you just hate when the snowbirds return? |
1.1099 |
0.03297 |
91 |
81 |
10 |
0 |
3967 |
His rocket ship blew up so I guess this is Elon’s latest way to waste money! |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
3968 |
And we just had the windows washed. |
1.1099 |
0.03297 |
91 |
81 |
10 |
0 |
3969 |
Looks like our neighbors switched to a new strain this year |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
3970 |
Why didn’t we pick flying for this years new hobby? |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
3971 |
April showers bring May double suicide pacts |
1.1099 |
0.03969 |
91 |
83 |
6 |
2 |
3972 |
Scientists invented a technology for humans to fly, I wish we have the technology to grow plants faster and keep them evergreen without falling leaves. |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
3973 |
Some people would do anything to get out of a little work |
1.1099 |
0.03297 |
91 |
81 |
10 |
0 |
3974 |
Me too. I’m glad we stopped gardening in thongs. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
3975 |
The Swallbergs are back from Capistrano. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
3976 |
How do I tell him that his fly is down? |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
3977 |
Yep, they’re using their miles. |
1.1091 |
0.02986 |
110 |
98 |
12 |
0 |
3978 |
I guess anyone can get a job these days |
1.1091 |
0.03253 |
110 |
99 |
10 |
1 |
3979 |
They are flying south to avoid taxes. |
1.1089 |
0.03697 |
101 |
92 |
7 |
2 |
3980 |
Oh Lord,another NeoCon flight of fantasy! |
1.1089 |
0.03418 |
101 |
91 |
9 |
1 |
3981 |
We've hardly begun our planting, but here they come already: those government-required garden gnomes. |
1.1089 |
0.03697 |
101 |
92 |
7 |
2 |
3982 |
First sign of Spring. The Petersons flying back from Florida. |
1.1089 |
0.03697 |
101 |
92 |
7 |
2 |
3983 |
We might need to step up our garden defenses. |
1.1089 |
0.03697 |
101 |
92 |
7 |
2 |
3984 |
It's a tiktok challenge. Looks fantastic. Ends abruply. |
1.1089 |
0.03697 |
101 |
92 |
7 |
2 |
3985 |
Showoffs! They don't know our foxglove is really digitalis purpurea. |
1.1089 |
0.03697 |
101 |
92 |
7 |
2 |
3986 |
I'll be so happy when this year's meteorologist training is over. |
1.1089 |
0.03418 |
101 |
91 |
9 |
1 |
3987 |
Looks like tax season is over, the accountants are flying north for the summer. |
1.1089 |
0.03115 |
101 |
90 |
11 |
0 |
3988 |
I guess they have drone pronouns |
1.1089 |
0.03418 |
101 |
91 |
9 |
1 |
3989 |
I think it’s time to sell our airline socks. |
1.1089 |
0.03955 |
101 |
93 |
5 |
3 |
3990 |
Ah, the snowbirds heading back north. |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
3991 |
No wonder the feeders are always empty |
1.1087 |
0.03927 |
92 |
84 |
6 |
2 |
3992 |
They are playing the ‘neighborhood envy’ edition of their VR flying adventure. |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
3993 |
Let's just hope they don't land in our garden THIS time. |
1.1087 |
0.03610 |
92 |
83 |
8 |
1 |
3994 |
Looks like our "Snowbird neighbors" are returning for the season! |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
3995 |
I hate it when they eat the seeds we just planted. |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
3996 |
I've accepted the hazard of bird poop when I garden, but this could get out of hand! |
1.1087 |
0.04221 |
92 |
85 |
4 |
3 |
3997 |
They had to give up
their sphincters
to be able to fly. |
1.1087 |
0.03610 |
92 |
83 |
8 |
1 |
3998 |
Snow birds comin'! Here comes the neighborhood! |
1.1087 |
0.03610 |
92 |
83 |
8 |
1 |
3999 |
Yeah, so boring! They just drone on and on. |
1.1087 |
0.03610 |
92 |
83 |
8 |
1 |
4000 |
There's been rumors that men can actually fly, but I never thought that they could possibly be true. Could I have been wrong??? |
1.1087 |
0.03927 |
92 |
84 |
6 |
2 |
4001 |
We should have signed up for a flying class. |
1.1087 |
0.03610 |
92 |
83 |
8 |
1 |
4002 |
I see the Nelsons are returning from Florida |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
4003 |
Next time you know,they'll be pooping on our roof. |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
4004 |
That’s A.I.! Wow, they too can fly! |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
4005 |
'The Jacksons are arriving early today...I guess they didn't get stuck in the traffic jam..." |
1.1087 |
0.03927 |
92 |
84 |
6 |
2 |
4006 |
Now that marijuana is legal we'll be seeing a lot more snowbirds. |
1.1084 |
0.04203 |
83 |
76 |
5 |
2 |
4007 |
They may not have reservations, but I still want to keep.mine. |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
4008 |
Whee!!!! |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
4009 |
Once again those idiots are flying south. |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
4010 |
Those people really bug me |
1.1084 |
0.04203 |
83 |
76 |
5 |
2 |
4011 |
I get so much contentment from our couple time together, then these two show up and I want to put a gun in my mouth. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4012 |
Maybe if we keep sharing they won’t turn us in. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4013 |
This proves it – the world is going south. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
4014 |
Looks like the Wilsons are migrating back north a little early this year. |
1.1081 |
0.03225 |
111 |
100 |
10 |
1 |
4015 |
I've never seen the snowbirds return this early. Global warming... |
1.1078 |
0.03386 |
102 |
92 |
9 |
1 |
4016 |
They’re republicans. They are migrating in the wrong direction. |
1.1078 |
0.03662 |
102 |
93 |
7 |
2 |
4017 |
Showing off as usual but wait until they see this garden. |
1.1078 |
0.03386 |
102 |
92 |
9 |
1 |
4018 |
When these grow up, we're gonna get high, too. |
1.1078 |
0.03386 |
102 |
92 |
9 |
1 |
4019 |
Ah springtime, when the geeks fly north! |
1.1078 |
0.03386 |
102 |
92 |
9 |
1 |
4020 |
They said they would be flying south for the winter |
1.1078 |
0.03086 |
102 |
91 |
11 |
0 |
4021 |
We forgot to tell there's a storm coming! |
1.1078 |
0.03086 |
102 |
91 |
11 |
0 |
4022 |
It's a little early for the Snow Birds to be returning to Canada, don't you think? |
1.1078 |
0.03086 |
102 |
91 |
11 |
0 |
4023 |
Since there are two of them, I guess that is not Superman! |
1.1078 |
0.03386 |
102 |
92 |
9 |
1 |
4024 |
I told you the new neighbors' late night outdoor 'parties' were a coven. |
1.1078 |
0.03386 |
102 |
92 |
9 |
1 |
4025 |
I hope they like compost |
1.1078 |
0.03662 |
102 |
93 |
7 |
2 |
4026 |
Darn it, our new neighbors are dropping in unannounced again. |
1.1078 |
0.03662 |
102 |
93 |
7 |
2 |
4027 |
Call 911, Helen! |
1.1078 |
0.03386 |
102 |
92 |
9 |
1 |
4028 |
Cheryl & Todd must have their car in the shop again,how unfortunate |
1.1078 |
0.03086 |
102 |
91 |
11 |
0 |
4029 |
I still say they're spying on us, like that balloon. |
1.1075 |
0.03230 |
93 |
83 |
10 |
0 |
4030 |
What's next, stop signs or traffic lights? |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
4031 |
Don't forget to breathe |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
4032 |
Well, it will take a few weeks for the weed to grow, but eventually we'll be high as kites. |
1.1075 |
0.04177 |
93 |
86 |
4 |
3 |
4033 |
See, that's why no beds of lilies. |
1.1075 |
0.03230 |
93 |
83 |
10 |
0 |
4034 |
I hope I'll have a smile on my face in last few seconds of life. |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
4035 |
I don’t think the Morrisons will need fertilizer this year. |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
4036 |
There goes Kathy's tomato vines. |
1.1075 |
0.03230 |
93 |
83 |
10 |
0 |
4037 |
Did you ever see that movie Red Dawn? |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
4038 |
High flyers looking for a holiday home… |
1.1075 |
0.03230 |
93 |
83 |
10 |
0 |
4039 |
It's the Johnsons heading North for the Summer. |
1.1075 |
0.03230 |
93 |
83 |
10 |
0 |
4040 |
Remind me to get the name of the Henderson's rotator cuff guy. |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
4041 |
Pretending to be people, those are just damn crows after our plants. |
1.1075 |
0.03887 |
93 |
85 |
6 |
2 |
4042 |
It's not the flying that bothers me. It's the poop. |
1.1075 |
0.03887 |
93 |
85 |
6 |
2 |
4043 |
THE HOSPITAL IS USING PSYCODELIC DRUGS AGAIN |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
4044 |
I wonder what's keeping the Joneses up? |
1.1075 |
0.03887 |
93 |
85 |
6 |
2 |
4045 |
Ah... the spring snow bird migration is a little late this year. |
1.1075 |
0.03573 |
93 |
84 |
8 |
1 |
4046 |
My superpower - leaving a smaller carbon footprint! |
1.1075 |
0.03230 |
93 |
83 |
10 |
0 |
4047 |
I told you not to buy scare CROWS. |
1.1071 |
0.03198 |
112 |
101 |
10 |
1 |
4048 |
I wish we could get results. |
1.1071 |
0.03198 |
112 |
101 |
10 |
1 |
4049 |
Call ICE -- they've found another way. |
1.1071 |
0.02936 |
112 |
100 |
12 |
0 |
4050 |
Every time I see the Joneses they're always high. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
4051 |
I hope they don't defecate on the fly like birds! |
1.1071 |
0.03198 |
112 |
101 |
10 |
1 |
4052 |
I told them to stop eating marshmallows. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
4053 |
Wait to they find out the pond still frozen!" |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
4054 |
Those Smith snowbirds sure are showoffs. |
1.1071 |
0.03440 |
112 |
102 |
8 |
2 |
4055 |
Okay - so they know how to fly - but their garden has more weeds than I could count - and I tried. |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
4056 |
They stole our planted Bamboo-Copters ?! |
1.1068 |
0.03355 |
103 |
93 |
9 |
1 |
4057 |
The kids didn’t wait for fall this year. |
1.1068 |
0.03058 |
103 |
92 |
11 |
0 |
4058 |
Time for a drone resupply. |
1.1068 |
0.03628 |
103 |
94 |
7 |
2 |
4059 |
I told you they were flighty. |
1.1068 |
0.03628 |
103 |
94 |
7 |
2 |
4060 |
Looks like we might need a scarecrow. |
1.1068 |
0.03628 |
103 |
94 |
7 |
2 |
4061 |
I hope they're heading North! |
1.1068 |
0.03058 |
103 |
92 |
11 |
0 |
4062 |
Looks like it'll be either an early autumn or a late winter. |
1.1068 |
0.03058 |
103 |
92 |
11 |
0 |
4063 |
There go the Wilsons, once again returning to Capistrano. |
1.1068 |
0.03355 |
103 |
93 |
9 |
1 |
4064 |
"Look honey, the Smith's graduated from being drones on the ground to drones in the air". |
1.1068 |
0.03355 |
103 |
93 |
9 |
1 |
4065 |
How will we ever get to Mars if we keep spending taxpayer money on these commuter flights to the office in the city? |
1.1068 |
0.03628 |
103 |
94 |
7 |
2 |
4066 |
You know it’s Spring when you see the Wilsons in the sky again. |
1.1068 |
0.03058 |
103 |
92 |
11 |
0 |
4067 |
Diving into work has a whole different meaning these days. |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
4068 |
Oh Lord, the Robinsons are back. |
1.1064 |
0.03197 |
94 |
84 |
10 |
0 |
4069 |
The Hendersons really believe in “ no-frills” flights. |
1.1064 |
0.03847 |
94 |
86 |
6 |
2 |
4070 |
I don't know what they're growing in that hydroponic greenhouse, but I think we should give the idea some thought for next year. |
1.1064 |
0.03537 |
94 |
85 |
8 |
1 |
4071 |
Did you get the quote back yet on the privacy dome? |
1.1064 |
0.03537 |
94 |
85 |
8 |
1 |
4072 |
I wish our neighbors would garden instead. |
1.1064 |
0.03537 |
94 |
85 |
8 |
1 |
4073 |
Think our deer-resistant plants are safe from them, too? |
1.1064 |
0.03537 |
94 |
85 |
8 |
1 |
4074 |
I wonder if those snowbirds are coming or going? |
1.1064 |
0.03537 |
94 |
85 |
8 |
1 |
4075 |
Those two are always showing off. |
1.1064 |
0.03847 |
94 |
86 |
6 |
2 |
4076 |
Story thyme theater? |
1.1064 |
0.03537 |
94 |
85 |
8 |
1 |
4077 |
It seems like they get earlier every year. |
1.1064 |
0.03197 |
94 |
84 |
10 |
0 |
4078 |
I guess just because they listen to you once doesn't mean they listen to you every time, Naucrate. |
1.1064 |
0.03197 |
94 |
84 |
10 |
0 |
4079 |
There goes Bill's roof again. |
1.1064 |
0.03197 |
94 |
84 |
10 |
0 |
4080 |
I think 'keepin' up with the Joneses' has passed us by. |
1.1064 |
0.03537 |
94 |
85 |
8 |
1 |
4081 |
I thought you told your parents we were on vacation. |
1.1064 |
0.04402 |
94 |
88 |
2 |
4 |
4082 |
We should hide the bird feeder. |
1.1064 |
0.03197 |
94 |
84 |
10 |
0 |
4083 |
The snowbirds are flying back home for the summer. |
1.1059 |
0.03357 |
85 |
76 |
9 |
0 |
4084 |
Looks like the snowbirds are early this year. |
1.1059 |
0.03357 |
85 |
76 |
9 |
0 |
4085 |
Darn it. I forgot we were going to plant magic flying seeds this year. |
1.1059 |
0.04108 |
85 |
78 |
5 |
2 |
4086 |
They'll regret that wasted time when there's an early frost this fall. |
1.1059 |
0.03357 |
85 |
76 |
9 |
0 |
4087 |
I hear they make their delivery flyers sign up for organ donation. One bad crash and you lose your package,sure,but you gain a kidney. |
1.1059 |
0.03751 |
85 |
77 |
7 |
1 |
4088 |
Well, it looks like I’m going to have to wash the car too. |
1.1059 |
0.03751 |
85 |
77 |
7 |
1 |
4089 |
Hm I guess that redbull stuff really does give you wings… |
1.1059 |
0.04108 |
85 |
78 |
5 |
2 |
4090 |
Looks like the Carlisles are back from Florida. Guess it's officially spring." |
1.1058 |
0.03594 |
104 |
95 |
7 |
2 |
4091 |
They seem to have learnedto fly. |
1.1058 |
0.03324 |
104 |
94 |
9 |
1 |
4092 |
I see our Snowbird neighbors, the Johnson's are back for the Summer from Florida. |
1.1058 |
0.03324 |
104 |
94 |
9 |
1 |
4093 |
Don’t worry, the are both on a meat only diet |
1.1058 |
0.03030 |
104 |
93 |
11 |
0 |
4094 |
Snowbirds are returning early this year |
1.1058 |
0.03324 |
104 |
94 |
9 |
1 |
4095 |
These pigeons will try anything. Fetch the netting. |
1.1053 |
0.03165 |
95 |
85 |
10 |
0 |
4096 |
Looks like the Snowbirds are back |
1.1053 |
0.03501 |
95 |
86 |
8 |
1 |
4097 |
I told you we should have gone with the jumping beans. |
1.1053 |
0.03501 |
95 |
86 |
8 |
1 |
4098 |
Honey, the Joneses got a trampoline. We need one, too. |
1.1053 |
0.03165 |
95 |
85 |
10 |
0 |
4099 |
That's going to hurt... |
1.1053 |
0.03501 |
95 |
86 |
8 |
1 |
4100 |
I hope our sprouts make gummies as good as theirs! |
1.1053 |
0.03501 |
95 |
86 |
8 |
1 |
4101 |
Are those drones or people? |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
4102 |
Time flies when you’re haveing fun! |
1.1053 |
0.03165 |
95 |
85 |
10 |
0 |
4103 |
I knew we should have gotten a bigger fence. |
1.1053 |
0.03501 |
95 |
86 |
8 |
1 |
4104 |
Oh look. More wildlife from the California migration. |
1.1053 |
0.03165 |
95 |
85 |
10 |
0 |
4105 |
I’m not convinced neighborhood watch hasn’t gone too far |
1.1053 |
0.04091 |
95 |
88 |
4 |
3 |
4106 |
Seems a little early this year. |
1.1048 |
0.03294 |
105 |
95 |
9 |
1 |
4107 |
I see the neighbors are back from Florida. |
1.1048 |
0.03003 |
105 |
94 |
11 |
0 |
4108 |
“Look, Robin, the Snowbirds are back from their wintering in Florida.” |
1.1048 |
0.03294 |
105 |
95 |
9 |
1 |
4109 |
They'll be so jealous when they see that we've already done our spring planting. |
1.1048 |
0.03294 |
105 |
95 |
9 |
1 |
4110 |
Hope those drone birds don’t drop seeds or migrate thru our garden. |
1.1048 |
0.03003 |
105 |
94 |
11 |
0 |
4111 |
Spring has evidently sprung. |
1.1048 |
0.03294 |
105 |
95 |
9 |
1 |
4112 |
WOW I wonder what they’re smoking |
1.1048 |
0.03294 |
105 |
95 |
9 |
1 |
4113 |
Their garden must be exclusively organic. |
1.1047 |
0.03709 |
86 |
78 |
7 |
1 |
4114 |
It looks like they have gone to seed. |
1.1047 |
0.03709 |
86 |
78 |
7 |
1 |
4115 |
There go the Smiths, droning on and on... |
1.1047 |
0.03709 |
86 |
78 |
7 |
1 |
4116 |
SOS...The 'Birdmen' are escaping from Alcatraz! |
1.1047 |
0.04385 |
86 |
80 |
3 |
3 |
4117 |
We should have been more clear when we told Bill and Muriel to plant themselves. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
4118 |
Sure, they can fly, but they'd better not land in my petunias again." |
1.1047 |
0.03709 |
86 |
78 |
7 |
1 |
4119 |
They must have eaten the genetically engineered peppers. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
4120 |
I see Florida let them out early this year. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
4121 |
The Manbots are returning early this year |
1.1047 |
0.03709 |
86 |
78 |
7 |
1 |
4122 |
One of them's planning an environmental impact statement. |
1.1047 |
0.03709 |
86 |
78 |
7 |
1 |
4123 |
maybe we should've taken that fertilizer they offered us... |
1.1042 |
0.03466 |
96 |
87 |
8 |
1 |
4124 |
They're migrating south a little early this year. |
1.1042 |
0.03134 |
96 |
86 |
10 |
0 |
4125 |
Should we build a pickleball court instead? |
1.1042 |
0.03769 |
96 |
88 |
6 |
2 |
4126 |
I don't think mercantilism is completely dead ...do you? |
1.1042 |
0.03134 |
96 |
86 |
10 |
0 |
4127 |
The skill would be useful if they would drop seeds for vegetables instead of for weeds." |
1.1042 |
0.03134 |
96 |
86 |
10 |
0 |
4128 |
I wonder what AI prompt they used for flying! |
1.1042 |
0.03466 |
96 |
87 |
8 |
1 |
4129 |
Ah, yes- the return of the snow birds. |
1.1042 |
0.03466 |
96 |
87 |
8 |
1 |
4130 |
I know it’s time to plant the runner beans when I see the Rosenbergs flying back north. |
1.1042 |
0.03769 |
96 |
88 |
6 |
2 |
4131 |
Red Bull sues 2 men for getting wings and wants their $13 million back |
1.1042 |
0.03769 |
96 |
88 |
6 |
2 |
4132 |
Don't those bird kind of look like our next door neighbors? |
1.1042 |
0.03466 |
96 |
87 |
8 |
1 |
4133 |
Already? I told them dinner would not be ready before Spring. |
1.1042 |
0.03134 |
96 |
86 |
10 |
0 |
4134 |
It must be Spring. The snowbirds are migrating North. |
1.1042 |
0.03466 |
96 |
87 |
8 |
1 |
4135 |
It was on that day that the humans rose up out of the dirt and took to the skies. |
1.1039 |
0.04369 |
77 |
71 |
4 |
2 |
4136 |
I guess work *can* set you free... |
1.1038 |
0.03264 |
106 |
96 |
9 |
1 |
4137 |
Do they have to keep yelling, 'Use more fertilizer'"? |
1.1038 |
0.03529 |
106 |
97 |
7 |
2 |
4138 |
That Ozempic really works. |
1.1038 |
0.03529 |
106 |
97 |
7 |
2 |
4139 |
I see they are back from their winter stay down south. |
1.1034 |
0.04016 |
87 |
80 |
5 |
2 |
4140 |
Scoot and Eurowings merged. This must be the first Scootwings flight. |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
4141 |
Looks like those strange birds are migrating South again. |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
4142 |
Damned show offs! |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
4143 |
Ever since those boys watched the 'Iron Man' movie... |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
4144 |
They're believers in Tucker Carlson's theory of flight. |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
4145 |
Hey, it's Earth Day! |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
4146 |
Oh no, are we in a Roald Dahl book? |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
4147 |
Well hell, screw gardening. |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
4148 |
What adds insult to injury. Looks like they are going to land in the Johnsons rose bushes. |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
4149 |
Well, at least it looks like they're happy about the money they saved with Joe's No-Frills Skydiving Adventures. |
1.1034 |
0.03668 |
87 |
79 |
7 |
1 |
4150 |
Well,they did say they were going to fly private. |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
4151 |
Watch out, Honey. Here comes that new vegan fertilizer I ordered. |
1.1034 |
0.04016 |
87 |
80 |
5 |
2 |
4152 |
Should we set up a scarecrow? |
1.1031 |
0.03432 |
97 |
88 |
8 |
1 |
4153 |
Looks like the Gundersons' gro-lite did great on the weed crop. |
1.1031 |
0.03432 |
97 |
88 |
8 |
1 |
4154 |
I told them to plant them, not eat them! |
1.1031 |
0.03104 |
97 |
87 |
10 |
0 |
4155 |
I think I know what they planted! |
1.1031 |
0.03432 |
97 |
88 |
8 |
1 |
4156 |
I think they’re delivering fertilizer. |
1.1031 |
0.03432 |
97 |
88 |
8 |
1 |
4157 |
Think a scarecrow would keep ‘em out of the heirlooms? |
1.1031 |
0.03104 |
97 |
87 |
10 |
0 |
4158 |
The neighbors were drinking Red Bull all night last night. |
1.1031 |
0.03104 |
97 |
87 |
10 |
0 |
4159 |
Gee, honey. Back in my day, getting high meant we would steal some money from the sock in my mother's drawer, then 'borrow' the neighbor's car, score some crystal meth, and then harass the girls from middle school whose parents were both at work. |
1.1031 |
0.04009 |
97 |
90 |
4 |
3 |
4160 |
I knew we should've sprung for that rototiller. |
1.1031 |
0.03432 |
97 |
88 |
8 |
1 |
4161 |
As if street and sidewalk traffic weren't bad enough, now we have to worry about getting hit from above. |
1.1031 |
0.03432 |
97 |
88 |
8 |
1 |
4162 |
I guess Mormons really are different. |
1.1031 |
0.03432 |
97 |
88 |
8 |
1 |
4163 |
I told you the new neighbors were pigs. |
1.1028 |
0.03235 |
107 |
97 |
9 |
1 |
4164 |
The Greenbergs are back from Boca. |
1.1028 |
0.02950 |
107 |
96 |
11 |
0 |
4165 |
They used to stay 3 months. Now with global warning it's only 3 weeks. |
1.1028 |
0.02950 |
107 |
96 |
11 |
0 |
4166 |
u think 2 tabs might have been a bit much? |
1.1028 |
0.03497 |
107 |
98 |
7 |
2 |
4167 |
Oh, look! More of the climate change crows migrating. |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
4168 |
I think we're going to need a bigger scarecrow |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
4169 |
They're up there flying and we're out here planting crummy vegetables. |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
4170 |
Food inflation must be making people desperate, we’ll need a new scarecrow hon. |
1.1023 |
0.03972 |
88 |
81 |
5 |
2 |
4171 |
A scarecrow won't keep them away.... |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4172 |
face planting. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4173 |
We're smart to have gardening as a hobby rather than whatever that is. |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
4174 |
They’re flying northeast for the next Insurrection… |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4175 |
Dang millennials, ruining the airline industry. |
1.1023 |
0.03972 |
88 |
81 |
5 |
2 |
4176 |
They're not very well rooted, are they. |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
4177 |
The Baileys are back from Boca. |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
4178 |
We're gonna need a bigger fence. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4179 |
Well, I guess the snowbirds are returning after a long winter. |
1.1023 |
0.03972 |
88 |
81 |
5 |
2 |
4180 |
The Nelsons always look so happy. |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
4181 |
Those are the first red-bellied Thompsons of the season.
I told you it was too early for rhubarb. |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
4182 |
That's funny, I don't recall smoking any weed today. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4183 |
This isn't the Super Bowl! |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
4184 |
The New Yorkers are flying south to Florida for the winter... either that or it's tax season. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4185 |
If man were meant to fly... |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
4186 |
Is that what not having kids really looks like, babe? |
1.1023 |
0.03249 |
88 |
79 |
9 |
0 |
4187 |
Man, I'm so jealous of bird people and their cloacas. |
1.1023 |
0.03628 |
88 |
80 |
7 |
1 |
4188 |
Just more celebrity climate criminals, flying private." |
1.1020 |
0.03399 |
98 |
89 |
8 |
1 |
4189 |
Do you think the Floyds know we have a water shortage? |
1.1020 |
0.03073 |
98 |
88 |
10 |
0 |
4190 |
These drones are getting ridiculous. |
1.1020 |
0.03399 |
98 |
89 |
8 |
1 |
4191 |
It’s the Jones’s flying high with no visible means of support. |
1.1020 |
0.03073 |
98 |
88 |
10 |
0 |
4192 |
They did say they dreamed of flying. |
1.1020 |
0.03399 |
98 |
89 |
8 |
1 |
4193 |
oh, look, it's warm enough that the people with the 'all are welcome here' lawn sign are back from don't-say-gay-land. |
1.1020 |
0.03399 |
98 |
89 |
8 |
1 |
4194 |
I'm finding these lifelike drones discomfiting. |
1.1019 |
0.03466 |
108 |
99 |
7 |
2 |
4195 |
We can’t get the Canadian Geese to go home, but THESE Florida Snowbirds are like clockwork! |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
4196 |
Looks like the snowbirds have returned for the Spring. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
4197 |
Uh oh — empty nesters. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
4198 |
Snowbirds returning a bit early this year?! |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
4199 |
Humph, they think they're above the law just coasting on through! |
1.1011 |
0.03214 |
89 |
80 |
9 |
0 |
4200 |
We better hurry, looks like rainman is coming early this year. |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
4201 |
We better not plant anything that they’ll just eat. |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
4202 |
Looks like those mushrooms they put in are up already! |
1.1011 |
0.03214 |
89 |
80 |
9 |
0 |
4203 |
They are about to take a swan dive! |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
4204 |
Almanac says it's earnings season, so they must be flying south to escape the indictment. |
1.1011 |
0.03214 |
89 |
80 |
9 |
0 |
4205 |
We plant carrots, they plant faces. |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
4206 |
The GOP are still flying south! |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
4207 |
I GUESS OUR SCARECROWS GOT SCARED!!!! |
1.1010 |
0.03366 |
99 |
90 |
8 |
1 |
4208 |
I see Ed and Jean are flying North for the summer again. |
1.1010 |
0.03366 |
99 |
90 |
8 |
1 |
4209 |
The Nerds win again. |
1.1010 |
0.03366 |
99 |
90 |
8 |
1 |
4210 |
i wish i can fly |
1.1010 |
0.03044 |
99 |
89 |
10 |
0 |
4211 |
Why do I dream that other people are flying? |
1.1010 |
0.03659 |
99 |
91 |
6 |
2 |
4212 |
I told them it's going to rain any minute. |
1.1010 |
0.03659 |
99 |
91 |
6 |
2 |
4213 |
It looks like Elon Musk has gone back to the drawing board |
1.1010 |
0.03366 |
99 |
90 |
8 |
1 |
4214 |
What next??????? |
1.1009 |
0.02898 |
109 |
98 |
11 |
0 |
4215 |
When these Hydrangea’s fly up in spring we’ll see who is smiling. |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
4216 |
The picky eaters are back. |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
4217 |
Looks like the snowbirds are flying north for the summer." |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
4218 |
The snowbirds are migrating early this year. |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
4219 |
Just like clockwork, they come back this time every year. |
1.1000 |
0.03887 |
90 |
83 |
5 |
2 |
4220 |
The Andersons garden is so much more productive than ours. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
4221 |
The snowbirds are back already? Global warming gets worse every year. |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
4222 |
And you wanted to buy in Capistrano. |
1.1000 |
0.03150 |
110 |
100 |
9 |
1 |
4223 |
I dare say,they are having more fun than we are. Why don't WE fly more? |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
4224 |
That's not what I was expecting when I heard the loons were migrating. |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
4225 |
We went vegan, so of course they just had to go zero-emission. |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
4226 |
Good thing this isn't an open carry state. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
4227 |
They play havoc with your tomatoes. |
1.1000 |
0.03333 |
100 |
91 |
8 |
1 |
4228 |
When did they learn to fly? |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
4229 |
Climate change is definitely altering the snowbirds routine. |
1.1000 |
0.04196 |
90 |
84 |
3 |
3 |
4230 |
Our new neighbors want to breed an astronaut. |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
4231 |
Let's hope they tool the pool cover off. |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
4232 |
Don’tcha hate those retirees that didn’t have kids? |
1.1000 |
0.03624 |
100 |
92 |
6 |
2 |
4233 |
The snowbirds are heading back north two weeks earlier this year. Do you think it’s climate change or the Fergusons’ big spring bash |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
4234 |
Their on their way to a country with no guns. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
4235 |
Is that your ex? |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
4236 |
Talk about fall planting |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
4237 |
There go our neighbors, the empty nesters. |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
4238 |
Hide the vegetables, Dean and Jane are foraging again |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
4239 |
Looks like it's going to be an interesting migrating season...!!! |
1.1000 |
0.03333 |
100 |
91 |
8 |
1 |
4240 |
Here come Fred and George again, when will they stop trying to steal our seeds! |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
4241 |
Don't tell them it's not possible. Or that voodoo doesn't work, either..." |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
4242 |
Mr. and Mrs. Swallow again. |
1.0991 |
0.03123 |
111 |
101 |
9 |
1 |
4243 |
I see the birds are back from vacation |
1.0990 |
0.03302 |
101 |
92 |
8 |
1 |
4244 |
I knew we were late getting these in the ground. There they go. |
1.0990 |
0.03589 |
101 |
93 |
6 |
2 |
4245 |
God I hope they went to the bathroom before they took off! |
1.0990 |
0.02987 |
101 |
91 |
10 |
0 |
4246 |
There goes two Unidentified Flying Bobjects
-Taylor S
Boston |
1.0990 |
0.03302 |
101 |
92 |
8 |
1 |
4247 |
I’m sure glad I didn’t enter this race. |
1.0989 |
0.03845 |
91 |
84 |
5 |
2 |
4248 |
I thought flying season was over! |
1.0989 |
0.03845 |
91 |
84 |
5 |
2 |
4249 |
Jettisoning the books to make your load lighter may be a good idea now, but what will you read when you get there? |
1.0989 |
0.03845 |
91 |
84 |
5 |
2 |
4250 |
Get out the scarecrow! |
1.0989 |
0.03513 |
91 |
83 |
7 |
1 |
4251 |
I think they may have confused attitude with altitude |
1.0989 |
0.03513 |
91 |
83 |
7 |
1 |
4252 |
What, they switched from balloons?? |
1.0989 |
0.03513 |
91 |
83 |
7 |
1 |
4253 |
They had better pull the rip cords. |
1.0989 |
0.03147 |
91 |
82 |
9 |
0 |
4254 |
The Petersons are back from Florida. |
1.0989 |
0.03147 |
91 |
82 |
9 |
0 |
4255 |
You see you're better off not trying to keep up with the Joneses. |
1.0989 |
0.03513 |
91 |
83 |
7 |
1 |
4256 |
I guess that's one way to avoid traffic. |
1.0989 |
0.03513 |
91 |
83 |
7 |
1 |
4257 |
Don't worry; it's just the new Air Force trainees. |
1.0989 |
0.03845 |
91 |
84 |
5 |
2 |
4258 |
Look who just flew in with their fancy new flying suits. |
1.0989 |
0.03513 |
91 |
83 |
7 |
1 |
4259 |
And you told me that only pigs fly! |
1.0989 |
0.03845 |
91 |
84 |
5 |
2 |
4260 |
If the Joneses eat our seedlings again… |
1.0989 |
0.03513 |
91 |
83 |
7 |
1 |
4261 |
So much for leaving the city to escape traffic. |
1.0989 |
0.03845 |
91 |
84 |
5 |
2 |
4262 |
Those are the ones that got all of our bean seeds last year. |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
4263 |
Suburban vultures! |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
4264 |
Maybe it's time to try ketamine. |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
4265 |
And I thought WE were down to earth. |
1.0980 |
0.02959 |
102 |
92 |
10 |
0 |
4266 |
There are those high flyers again! |
1.0980 |
0.02959 |
102 |
92 |
10 |
0 |
4267 |
AI seems to be getting out of control |
1.0980 |
0.02959 |
102 |
92 |
10 |
0 |
4268 |
I told the new neighbors that we AERATE our lawn. They clearly heard AIR-RAID. |
1.0980 |
0.03271 |
102 |
93 |
8 |
1 |
4269 |
Remember when solicitors used to knock on your door? |
1.0980 |
0.03271 |
102 |
93 |
8 |
1 |
4270 |
Looks like a couple more escapes from Alcatraz. |
1.0980 |
0.03271 |
102 |
93 |
8 |
1 |
4271 |
I thought the Flying Wallendas had moved. |
1.0980 |
0.03271 |
102 |
93 |
8 |
1 |
4272 |
I'll call the landscaper for a spring cleanup. |
1.0980 |
0.03555 |
102 |
94 |
6 |
2 |
4273 |
when Do-Do's fly, dear, when Do Do's fly! |
1.0980 |
0.03271 |
102 |
93 |
8 |
1 |
4274 |
Snowbirds migrating early this year.” |
1.0978 |
0.03477 |
92 |
84 |
7 |
1 |
4275 |
The Murphys are back from Florida. |
1.0978 |
0.03477 |
92 |
84 |
7 |
1 |
4276 |
So they made millions on their house...why do they have to flaunt it"? |
1.0978 |
0.03114 |
92 |
83 |
9 |
0 |
4277 |
It's the 'Flying Wilendas' carrying on their patients' circus tradition. |
1.0978 |
0.03477 |
92 |
84 |
7 |
1 |
4278 |
I guess they are flying south for the winter again. |
1.0978 |
0.03114 |
92 |
83 |
9 |
0 |
4279 |
Immigrants, on drones! |
1.0978 |
0.03477 |
92 |
84 |
7 |
1 |
4280 |
Well that must be nice - but it’s gonna be $200 for dinner and $400 for wherever they stay. |
1.0978 |
0.03114 |
92 |
83 |
9 |
0 |
4281 |
Face plants! Damn the Joneses. |
1.0978 |
0.03114 |
92 |
83 |
9 |
0 |
4282 |
Honey, look, the flying Wellandas are coming back! |
1.0978 |
0.03477 |
92 |
84 |
7 |
1 |
4283 |
You’d think the Simpsons could stay up here and deal with winter like the rest of us. But noooo. |
1.0978 |
0.03477 |
92 |
84 |
7 |
1 |
4284 |
Guess they flew the coop too early. |
1.0978 |
0.03477 |
92 |
84 |
7 |
1 |
4285 |
Ugh. The Robins are back. |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4286 |
The snowbirds are back. They think they are better than those of us who overwinter. |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4287 |
Looks like Bob and Lynn are back from the Canary Islands. |
1.0976 |
0.04110 |
82 |
76 |
4 |
2 |
4288 |
Sure, they're having fun now, but they'll never get the satisfaction of homegrown tomatoes. |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
4289 |
Artificial Intelligence is taking over the world!
Bill Hill
Encino, CA |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4290 |
They thought that this year they would sign up with Air Bee&Bee. |
1.0976 |
0.04110 |
82 |
76 |
4 |
2 |
4291 |
Snowbirds. They winter in Mexico. |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4292 |
There go the Millers again, acting like their life is sooo great. |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4293 |
It looks like Jim has really fallen for that new girl! |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
4294 |
Does Amazon have a last minute delivery service? |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4295 |
PULL THE CHUTE! |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
4296 |
Uh oh. A pair of North American killjoys. Must be an election year. |
1.0973 |
0.02801 |
113 |
102 |
11 |
0 |
4297 |
The snowbirds come back earlier every year. |
1.0973 |
0.03070 |
113 |
103 |
9 |
1 |
4298 |
Quick. Run in and get my shotgun. |
1.0971 |
0.02932 |
103 |
93 |
10 |
0 |
4299 |
Hunny, the birds are evolving |
1.0971 |
0.02932 |
103 |
93 |
10 |
0 |
4300 |
Looks like they are flaring out a bit late. |
1.0971 |
0.02932 |
103 |
93 |
10 |
0 |
4301 |
Maybe they can help with the air-ating of the soil. |
1.0971 |
0.03240 |
103 |
94 |
8 |
1 |
4302 |
Oh common Marcy,the odd fishes have been stealing your weed again! |
1.0971 |
0.02932 |
103 |
93 |
10 |
0 |
4303 |
They better not land on our veggies! |
1.0971 |
0.03240 |
103 |
94 |
8 |
1 |
4304 |
The Robins take the whole springtime thing way too seriously. |
1.0968 |
0.03441 |
93 |
85 |
7 |
1 |
4305 |
Ahhh. The first harbingers of spring. The snowbirds have returned. |
1.0968 |
0.03082 |
93 |
84 |
9 |
0 |
4306 |
They won't be flying so high and mighty when they run out of radishes. |
1.0968 |
0.03082 |
93 |
84 |
9 |
0 |
4307 |
Let’s invite them over for aphids, earwigs, and caterpillars.” |
1.0968 |
0.03082 |
93 |
84 |
9 |
0 |
4308 |
Their parachutes are so small that I can hardly see them. |
1.0968 |
0.03441 |
93 |
85 |
7 |
1 |
4309 |
Quick cover up those plants, neighbourhood watch is passing overhead! |
1.0968 |
0.03082 |
93 |
84 |
9 |
0 |
4310 |
The Byrds are flying south to their beach house for the Summer. |
1.0968 |
0.03082 |
93 |
84 |
9 |
0 |
4311 |
The snowbirds are returning for the Spring. Let's hope they don't plant themselves on our roof! |
1.0968 |
0.03082 |
93 |
84 |
9 |
0 |
4312 |
Well it's definitely spring- looks like the Hendersons are at it again |
1.0968 |
0.03082 |
93 |
84 |
9 |
0 |
4313 |
isn't it a little early for them to be migrating? |
1.0968 |
0.03441 |
93 |
85 |
7 |
1 |
4314 |
When Joe got a new job, he said he was flying high, but I never expected it to be literally. |
1.0968 |
0.03441 |
93 |
85 |
7 |
1 |
4315 |
Are the Joneses finished planting their garden already? |
1.0968 |
0.03082 |
93 |
84 |
9 |
0 |
4316 |
Technology ... |
1.0968 |
0.03441 |
93 |
85 |
7 |
1 |
4317 |
Was that a squawk or a fart? |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
4318 |
I see the Rosenbergs are back from Miami. |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
4319 |
FREAKING SNOW BIRDS |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
4320 |
Just watch. They will swoop in at the first sign of mature fruit on the tomato plants! |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
4321 |
FYI, there's no room for improvement any more.
Yun Jia, Cumming, Ga |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
4322 |
It's Commander Cody and Rocket Man again! |
1.0964 |
0.04062 |
83 |
77 |
4 |
2 |
4323 |
Are we too far in this millennium to make jokes about hippies?" |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
4324 |
It's the marijuana surveillance task force. |
1.0964 |
0.04062 |
83 |
77 |
4 |
2 |
4325 |
Hurry, the crop dusters are early again! |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
4326 |
It’s only the Smiths. For a second I thought it was one of General Milley’s drones. |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
4327 |
Looks like Marge and Gerry have decided to give up gardening. |
1.0962 |
0.03210 |
104 |
95 |
8 |
1 |
4328 |
Well, it is planting season. |
1.0962 |
0.02905 |
104 |
94 |
10 |
0 |
4329 |
Look. the Bronze-tanned snowbirds are back. Annie, get your gu, gu....guacamole and chips. |
1.0962 |
0.03210 |
104 |
95 |
8 |
1 |
4330 |
Yesterday it was Fido… Today it’s the Wilson’s. I told you Tom, we should
try that laboratory grown meat. |
1.0962 |
0.03210 |
104 |
95 |
8 |
1 |
4331 |
Looks like my ex-colleagues finally took creativity to new heights |
1.0962 |
0.02905 |
104 |
94 |
10 |
0 |
4332 |
Well, the Smiths are back from their snow bird trip to the South |
1.0962 |
0.02905 |
104 |
94 |
10 |
0 |
4333 |
Sure, it's a cheap way to fly. But you wouldn't believe the baggage fees. |
1.0962 |
0.02905 |
104 |
94 |
10 |
0 |
4334 |
There go the rose bushes. |
1.0962 |
0.02905 |
104 |
94 |
10 |
0 |
4335 |
Big deal. They beat the commute. |
1.0962 |
0.03489 |
104 |
96 |
6 |
2 |
4336 |
Holy Shit! |
1.0959 |
0.04433 |
73 |
68 |
3 |
2 |
4337 |
"So THEY are supposed to be so exciting and WE'RE the boring ones...I just don't see it." |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
4338 |
Told you so ... drones were just the beginning. |
1.0957 |
0.03405 |
94 |
86 |
7 |
1 |
4339 |
Do we think they're a national security threat? |
1.0957 |
0.03051 |
94 |
85 |
9 |
0 |
4340 |
They bought a winter house in Florida this year. |
1.0957 |
0.03051 |
94 |
85 |
9 |
0 |
4341 |
Are they the new neighbors with screws loose? |
1.0957 |
0.03051 |
94 |
85 |
9 |
0 |
4342 |
It looks like the Johnson's won't be available for brunch this weekend. |
1.0957 |
0.03405 |
94 |
86 |
7 |
1 |
4343 |
It's planting season and here they are. |
1.0957 |
0.03051 |
94 |
85 |
9 |
0 |
4344 |
I wish the kids would focus their X-Men superpowers on putting in this garden. |
1.0957 |
0.03051 |
94 |
85 |
9 |
0 |
4345 |
I guess the Smith really did find a helium deposit on their land |
1.0957 |
0.03726 |
94 |
87 |
5 |
2 |
4346 |
Don't worry, they're manifesting parachutes. |
1.0957 |
0.03405 |
94 |
86 |
7 |
1 |
4347 |
It’s called droning. |
1.0957 |
0.03405 |
94 |
86 |
7 |
1 |
4348 |
People finally have a good reason to return to the office with that plane-less flying app |
1.0957 |
0.03726 |
94 |
87 |
5 |
2 |
4349 |
They're looking for the residence of a Mr. V. Putin" |
1.0957 |
0.03726 |
94 |
87 |
5 |
2 |
4350 |
Looks like the Kleins are returning from Florida for the season. |
1.0957 |
0.03051 |
94 |
85 |
9 |
0 |
4351 |
They both look equally happy— for now. |
1.0952 |
0.04015 |
84 |
78 |
4 |
2 |
4352 |
It's the bloody Joneses showing off again |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
4353 |
Honey, I think our hyper-realistic scarecrow has backfired. |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
4354 |
They don't usually flock to the Hamptons until after Memorial Day. |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
4355 |
I wonder if they're from China? |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
4356 |
Isn’t it a little early for them to be flying south? |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
4357 |
Don’t tell me! Human drones? |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
4358 |
Don't Fred & Myrna usually take Southwest? |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
4359 |
They're not even trying anymore |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
4360 |
Oh, it's the Jacksons. They're late getting back from Florida this year. |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
4361 |
Well, the Snowbirds are back! |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
4362 |
Oh look, it’s the first Robin of spring with her husband Jeff. |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
4363 |
Yep, I think it’s gonna rain. |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
4364 |
And I thought OUR squash was coming in fast! |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
4365 |
Just watch them swoop in to get our newly ripe tomatoes. |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
4366 |
They always had to show off their daring-do |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
4367 |
The Snowbirds are back from Arizona. |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
4368 |
I hate those people lost in the sixties. |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
4369 |
Its an updraft of air pollution. Just hope they don't die from breathing it in. |
1.0952 |
0.03222 |
84 |
76 |
8 |
0 |
4370 |
I think we're going to need stronger bird netting this year. |
1.0947 |
0.03688 |
95 |
88 |
5 |
2 |
4371 |
I wouldn't want to get pooped on by them |
1.0947 |
0.03371 |
95 |
87 |
7 |
1 |
4372 |
They're scoping out what everyone is planting so they can raid the gardens later in the growing season! |
1.0947 |
0.03371 |
95 |
87 |
7 |
1 |
4373 |
I'm glad we didn't spring for that new fence. |
1.0947 |
0.03021 |
95 |
86 |
9 |
0 |
4374 |
Spring is definitely in the air with a mayday on May Day! |
1.0947 |
0.03021 |
95 |
86 |
9 |
0 |
4375 |
I guess it's time to bring out the scareaccountant |
1.0947 |
0.03021 |
95 |
86 |
9 |
0 |
4376 |
Looks like it's time to get the scareperson out of the shed. |
1.0947 |
0.03021 |
95 |
86 |
9 |
0 |
4377 |
I feel like we're in a sketch for a landscape by Bruegel. |
1.0947 |
0.03371 |
95 |
87 |
7 |
1 |
4378 |
I told you it's not the right time to plant. It's Fall! |
1.0947 |
0.03371 |
95 |
87 |
7 |
1 |
4379 |
Is the market down or is airfare up? |
1.0947 |
0.03021 |
95 |
86 |
9 |
0 |
4380 |
The yuppies are flying south for destination wedding season. |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
4381 |
It's like they say, 'birds of a feather gerrymander together.' |
1.0943 |
0.03425 |
106 |
98 |
6 |
2 |
4382 |
All the high-flying city people really are moving upstate. |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
4383 |
I bet they spend the winter in the Caribbean. |
1.0941 |
0.03969 |
85 |
79 |
4 |
2 |
4384 |
You're looking very gender fluid. |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
4385 |
It's just gnomes acting middle-age crazy. |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
4386 |
Our neighbors are spying over the the fence at our garden again. |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
4387 |
Honey you know there is an extra luggage and service fee for this viewing |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
4388 |
Must be the new AI drones I've been hearing about. |
1.0941 |
0.03599 |
85 |
78 |
6 |
1 |
4389 |
Don't worry, they're carnevors. |
1.0938 |
0.02991 |
96 |
87 |
9 |
0 |
4390 |
Those two stoners fly North every Spring. |
1.0938 |
0.02991 |
96 |
87 |
9 |
0 |
4391 |
I thought these cucumbers were mission impossible. |
1.0938 |
0.02991 |
96 |
87 |
9 |
0 |
4392 |
Negative energy show-offs. |
1.0938 |
0.02991 |
96 |
87 |
9 |
0 |
4393 |
Artificial intel agents. They look incredibly human. |
1.0938 |
0.03337 |
96 |
88 |
7 |
1 |
4394 |
They're self planting. |
1.0938 |
0.02991 |
96 |
87 |
9 |
0 |
4395 |
I think they are Chinese weather balloons. |
1.0938 |
0.03337 |
96 |
88 |
7 |
1 |
4396 |
Since they are flying north now, that means we are planting a week too late |
1.0938 |
0.02991 |
96 |
87 |
9 |
0 |
4397 |
‘We really need to find an alternative for the after-work rush hour like the Thompsons have’ |
1.0938 |
0.02991 |
96 |
87 |
9 |
0 |
4398 |
Do you s |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
4399 |
Tom asked me to put beer in the feeder last week - and that's where I draw the line. |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
4400 |
We should try flying some time! |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
4401 |
Oh look Ellen, they're tilling the airosoil! |
1.0930 |
0.03924 |
86 |
80 |
4 |
2 |
4402 |
I think winter is officially over, they're starting to spring forward. |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
4403 |
Do they always have to fly above us and make us jealous? |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
4404 |
I guess the snowbirds are returning yet again to reap the rewards of our hard work on this vegetable patch. |
1.0930 |
0.03558 |
86 |
79 |
6 |
1 |
4405 |
Hey,maybe we should try that back to earth hobby next. |
1.0928 |
0.03304 |
97 |
89 |
7 |
1 |
4406 |
It's the annual migration of Canadians flying home for summer. |
1.0928 |
0.03304 |
97 |
89 |
7 |
1 |
4407 |
Talk about eating light! |
1.0928 |
0.02961 |
97 |
88 |
9 |
0 |
4408 |
Oh crap! The snowbirds are back from Florida. |
1.0928 |
0.03304 |
97 |
89 |
7 |
1 |
4409 |
Caw” we get the scarecrow up |
1.0928 |
0.02961 |
97 |
88 |
9 |
0 |
4410 |
Damn, those snowbirds are migrating home again. |
1.0928 |
0.03304 |
97 |
89 |
7 |
1 |
4411 |
Keeping up with the Joneses' just got turned up a notch. |
1.0928 |
0.02961 |
97 |
88 |
9 |
0 |
4412 |
But they're headed south. That's bad. |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
4413 |
High flying bankers never ends well. |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
4414 |
Looks like the Johnsons' drug harvest was early |
1.0921 |
0.04262 |
76 |
71 |
3 |
2 |
4415 |
Oh drat. They didn’t open their chutes on time. |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
4416 |
It's a bit early for the Bixbys to head North! |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
4417 |
Looks like the snowbirds have landed. |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
4418 |
I went to college when I should have gone to flying school. |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
4419 |
There go Lucy and Neil again.. |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
4420 |
At least they won't poop in the garden! |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
4421 |
Those Market Garden reenactors seem to be having more fun. |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
4422 |
Damn!
The Ettingers must have put king crab legs in their backyard again." |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
4423 |
The Smiths’ spring migration abilities are like clockwork. |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
4424 |
See,it could be worse. |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
4425 |
I guess that is one way to get cheap airline seats these days. |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
4426 |
Maybe this next strain we grow should contain a little less THC? |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
4427 |
That airline card has some nice upgrades. |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
4428 |
I guess they took ‘the sky is the limit’ pretty seriously. |
1.0920 |
0.03880 |
87 |
81 |
4 |
2 |
4429 |
Janet I think there’s an opportunity we have to catch on the fly. Give me a stone. |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
4430 |
Right on schedule, like the swallows to Capistrano, the Jeffersons are returning from Tucson. |
1.0918 |
0.02932 |
98 |
89 |
9 |
0 |
4431 |
I hope they don’t eat all our seedlings again. |
1.0918 |
0.02932 |
98 |
89 |
9 |
0 |
4432 |
The Fosters are practicing their Florida strafing for next Winter's flight. |
1.0918 |
0.03271 |
98 |
90 |
7 |
1 |
4433 |
That roof they're heading for has wet tar! |
1.0909 |
0.02904 |
99 |
90 |
9 |
0 |
4434 |
'Today is a good day to fly." |
1.0909 |
0.03240 |
99 |
91 |
7 |
1 |
4435 |
The MAGA-pie spring migration from Florida is underway |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
4436 |
The snowbirds are returning home for Spring. |
1.0909 |
0.03240 |
99 |
91 |
7 |
1 |
4437 |
It’s a bird, it’s a plane! Make that two! |
1.0909 |
0.03837 |
88 |
82 |
4 |
2 |
4438 |
May first and it looks like Bill and Sue Snowbird are back and three days earlier than last year. |
1.0909 |
0.02904 |
99 |
90 |
9 |
0 |
4439 |
People really are becoming more like their pets. |
1.0909 |
0.02904 |
99 |
90 |
9 |
0 |
4440 |
That brings new meaning to the real estate crash! |
1.0909 |
0.02904 |
99 |
90 |
9 |
0 |
4441 |
I hope they don't poop on our heads. |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
4442 |
The snow birds are a month late! |
1.0909 |
0.04208 |
77 |
72 |
3 |
2 |
4443 |
Not the kind of precipitation I had in mind. |
1.0909 |
0.02904 |
99 |
90 |
9 |
0 |
4444 |
There they are again, those Roy brothers |
1.0909 |
0.02904 |
99 |
90 |
9 |
0 |
4445 |
Their droppings are disgusting. |
1.0909 |
0.03240 |
99 |
91 |
7 |
1 |
4446 |
I see the bird and the plane, but where’s Superman? |
1.0909 |
0.02904 |
99 |
90 |
9 |
0 |
4447 |
Just another thing we'll have to buy to keep up with the Jones. |
1.0909 |
0.03823 |
99 |
93 |
3 |
3 |
4448 |
What a bunch of airheads. |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
4449 |
Oh No, its getting harder to keep up with the Joneses. |
1.0909 |
0.02904 |
99 |
90 |
9 |
0 |
4450 |
I am definitely making that Scarecrow! |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
4451 |
Emily, look, when the Woodriches said they were finally going to fly the coop they weren't kidding! |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
4452 |
They do this every spring. |
1.0909 |
0.02904 |
99 |
90 |
9 |
0 |
4453 |
If they attack we are toast! |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
4454 |
Looks like more fertilizer for the Johnsons. |
1.0909 |
0.02904 |
99 |
90 |
9 |
0 |
4455 |
Look there go those drug heads again. Neighborhood’s goin down hill. |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
4456 |
:
Are those snowbirds flying north late this year? |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
4457 |
Those high-faluting pests won't even take a bite of zucchini! |
1.0900 |
0.03208 |
100 |
92 |
7 |
1 |
4458 |
Oh no, they're going to crash into the bank with our retirement savings! |
1.0900 |
0.02876 |
100 |
91 |
9 |
0 |
4459 |
So who did you give that new weed to? |
1.0900 |
0.03208 |
100 |
92 |
7 |
1 |
4460 |
The Schwalnicks! They did say they would pass on kissing the ground. |
1.0900 |
0.02876 |
100 |
91 |
9 |
0 |
4461 |
Play all you want, but your not getting our vegetables! |
1.0899 |
0.03442 |
89 |
82 |
6 |
1 |
4462 |
There goes those retirement high flyers. |
1.0899 |
0.03442 |
89 |
82 |
6 |
1 |
4463 |
We grow and eat greens; they commute with green power. |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
4464 |
Fly, fly . and leave your house unattended |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
4465 |
AI Mind Meld |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
4466 |
Looks like George and Harriet's 401(k)s really took a nose dive. |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
4467 |
Have they even considered their carbon footprint? |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
4468 |
They want people to think they’re enjoying themselves, but I don’t buy it. |
1.0899 |
0.03442 |
89 |
82 |
6 |
1 |
4469 |
My GayDar just went off |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
4470 |
Brace yourself for more boring Capistrano stories. |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
4471 |
Ahh, another harbinger of spring . . . the northern migration of Canadian snowbirds. |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
4472 |
That's the last time I share some of my heirloom tomatoes with those two. |
1.0899 |
0.03442 |
89 |
82 |
6 |
1 |
4473 |
Whatever happened to,when pigs fly? |
1.0899 |
0.03049 |
89 |
81 |
8 |
0 |
4474 |
August and they’re already on their way to Africa. Damn the global warming! |
1.0899 |
0.03795 |
89 |
83 |
4 |
2 |
4475 |
That explains the Red Bull delivery truck. |
1.0899 |
0.03795 |
89 |
83 |
4 |
2 |
4476 |
Ah spring, when the billionaires fly out for the tax season. |
1.0899 |
0.03442 |
89 |
82 |
6 |
1 |
4477 |
when did they start selling redbull in the local market? |
1.0899 |
0.03442 |
89 |
82 |
6 |
1 |
4478 |
So the parachutes were made from the emperor's clothes? |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
4479 |
Ah geez, it looks like the Browns are dropping in again without notice. |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
4480 |
Finally. Truth in advertising. |
1.0897 |
0.04156 |
78 |
73 |
3 |
2 |
4481 |
The Florida Snowbirds are back for summer. |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
4482 |
I thought our Trump signs would do the trick. |
1.0891 |
0.03178 |
101 |
93 |
7 |
1 |
4483 |
I ain't never seen no human-fly. |
1.0891 |
0.03178 |
101 |
93 |
7 |
1 |
4484 |
Uh oh, Gen. Z vegans. |
1.0891 |
0.03475 |
101 |
94 |
5 |
2 |
4485 |
I thought the kids weren’t supposed to migrate back for another month. |
1.0889 |
0.03405 |
90 |
83 |
6 |
1 |
4486 |
fuck the organic shit, Red Bull gives you wings. |
1.0889 |
0.03405 |
90 |
83 |
6 |
1 |
4487 |
Snowbirds are back. Quick, help me get their tools back in their garage! |
1.0889 |
0.03405 |
90 |
83 |
6 |
1 |
4488 |
Must be another leveraged buyout. That's the third pair of golden parachutes I've seen today. |
1.0889 |
0.03405 |
90 |
83 |
6 |
1 |
4489 |
Seems the Byrds are returning from Florida a little early. Must be global warming. |
1.0889 |
0.03017 |
90 |
82 |
8 |
0 |
4490 |
We're going to need the big can of DEET! |
1.0889 |
0.03017 |
90 |
82 |
8 |
0 |
4491 |
Are you sure you gave them a cup of sugar? |
1.0889 |
0.03405 |
90 |
83 |
6 |
1 |
4492 |
You paid this month's homeowner's insurance, right? |
1.0889 |
0.03017 |
90 |
82 |
8 |
0 |
4493 |
The sunbirds are getting earlier every year. |
1.0889 |
0.03017 |
90 |
82 |
8 |
0 |
4494 |
You know, I think we're working with the wrong type of weed. |
1.0889 |
0.03017 |
90 |
82 |
8 |
0 |
4495 |
Red Bull must have another crazy supermarket promotion. |
1.0889 |
0.03017 |
90 |
82 |
8 |
0 |
4496 |
Meanwhile in Colorado |
1.0889 |
0.03017 |
90 |
82 |
8 |
0 |
4497 |
Talk about gliding through life… |
1.0889 |
0.03405 |
90 |
83 |
6 |
1 |
4498 |
Too much green screening. |
1.0889 |
0.03017 |
90 |
82 |
8 |
0 |
4499 |
Look out for the brown ice! |
1.0889 |
0.03017 |
90 |
82 |
8 |
0 |
4500 |
The snow birds return earlier every year |
1.0889 |
0.03405 |
90 |
83 |
6 |
1 |
4501 |
They must have been worked hard,not like us ,,, |
1.0889 |
0.03754 |
90 |
84 |
4 |
2 |
4502 |
See. I am totally S line |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
4503 |
They're dropping in to buy the farm. |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
4504 |
Looks like the Millers are going south for the winter."
Andy Chen Mathieson, Los Angeles, C |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
4505 |
Karen, go pop the trunk , no, go under my pillow. Looks like we're about to get trespassers on the property. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
4506 |
Amazon is making their drones with human personalities now. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
4507 |
I wonder what they're smoking? |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
4508 |
They really meant they were flying home from winter in Florida! |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
4509 |
You might want to dig one larger seed bed, dear. |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
4510 |
Looks like the Wallenda’s opened their pool yesterday. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
4511 |
and here I thought Fly Me To The Moon was just a hyperbole Frank made up to get the ladies, but guess he was serious and looks like he has found his 'the one'. |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
4512 |
Looks like the Smiths made it home for the summer. |
1.0882 |
0.02822 |
102 |
93 |
9 |
0 |
4513 |
maybe we should be birders instead of gardeners |
1.0882 |
0.02822 |
102 |
93 |
9 |
0 |
4514 |
It looks like Ralph and Sally. Remember that couple from the party last Saturday who droned on and on? |
1.0882 |
0.02822 |
102 |
93 |
9 |
0 |
4515 |
Just more of them Wheaties-box people. |
1.0879 |
0.03369 |
91 |
84 |
6 |
1 |
4516 |
The Kent’s are showing off again |
1.0879 |
0.02985 |
91 |
83 |
8 |
0 |
4517 |
Damn snowbirds. |
1.0879 |
0.02985 |
91 |
83 |
8 |
0 |
4518 |
You know it's spring when the snowbirds return. |
1.0879 |
0.02985 |
91 |
83 |
8 |
0 |
4519 |
They must be flying high to be flying so low right now" |
1.0879 |
0.03369 |
91 |
84 |
6 |
1 |
4520 |
I told you we are planting too late. The Swallows are returning to Parsippany. |
1.0879 |
0.03714 |
91 |
85 |
4 |
2 |
4521 |
Incoming “Garden Drones.”
Hide the seed packs! |
1.0879 |
0.02985 |
91 |
83 |
8 |
0 |
4522 |
Has Amazon found a new way to deliver? |
1.0879 |
0.02985 |
91 |
83 |
8 |
0 |
4523 |
It’s looking like we won’t have to listen to Roger brag about his tomatoes this year. |
1.0879 |
0.02985 |
91 |
83 |
8 |
0 |
4524 |
They look pretty happing about getting their gas Bar-B-Q lit. |
1.0879 |
0.03369 |
91 |
84 |
6 |
1 |
4525 |
Next time the Millers suggest getting together on the weekend, take a pass. |
1.0879 |
0.03714 |
91 |
85 |
4 |
2 |
4526 |
That reminds me, we haven't talked about how Keanu Reeves is aging like a fine wine yet today... |
1.0879 |
0.03714 |
91 |
85 |
4 |
2 |
4527 |
Flyover season must be starting early this year. |
1.0879 |
0.02985 |
91 |
83 |
8 |
0 |
4528 |
Like clockwork, the snowbirds return every spring. |
1.0879 |
0.03714 |
91 |
85 |
4 |
2 |
4529 |
Their back from Florida--now the tales. |
1.0879 |
0.02985 |
91 |
83 |
8 |
0 |
4530 |
Looks like roof-to-roof is the new door-to-door. |
1.0879 |
0.03369 |
91 |
84 |
6 |
1 |
4531 |
Look, the neighbors brought face-plants! |
1.0879 |
0.03369 |
91 |
84 |
6 |
1 |
4532 |
Ah, the neighbors are bock from Florida! |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
4533 |
Do you hear music? |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
4534 |
Just when the government legalizes growing your own marijuana, the Jones' find something better. |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
4535 |
But Honey, selling our souls seemed like such a good idea at the time! |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
4536 |
Can't they just return from their Winter home without gloating about it |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
4537 |
Must be flying west for Coachella. |
1.0870 |
0.02954 |
92 |
84 |
8 |
0 |
4538 |
Well,we needed a new roof anyway. |
1.0870 |
0.02954 |
92 |
84 |
8 |
0 |
4539 |
At least they don't poop as much as the damn Canada geese. |
1.0870 |
0.03334 |
92 |
85 |
6 |
1 |
4540 |
Guess the flights were too expensive for them. |
1.0870 |
0.02954 |
92 |
84 |
8 |
0 |
4541 |
I always knew those guys were birds of a feather. |
1.0870 |
0.02954 |
92 |
84 |
8 |
0 |
4542 |
Drones like that attacked the Kremlin |
1.0870 |
0.03334 |
92 |
85 |
6 |
1 |
4543 |
Wow! I want what they're on! |
1.0870 |
0.03334 |
92 |
85 |
6 |
1 |
4544 |
What the…! |
1.0870 |
0.02954 |
92 |
84 |
8 |
0 |
4545 |
Now Martha, I just can’t keep up with Jones’ next door anymore” 🪂 |
1.0870 |
0.03334 |
92 |
85 |
6 |
1 |
4546 |
I don’t know, maybe snow birds up from Florida. |
1.0865 |
0.03378 |
104 |
97 |
5 |
2 |
4547 |
Now, that’s what I call environmentally friendly.”
Callum J. Rolfe, London U. |
1.0865 |
0.02770 |
104 |
95 |
9 |
0 |
4548 |
I think the fumes finally got to me dude? |
1.0865 |
0.02770 |
104 |
95 |
9 |
0 |
4549 |
The Johnsons are back--I guess it really is spring! |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
4550 |
I thought the snowbirds would be heading North in springtime. |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
4551 |
Are they filming a new Mission Impossible nearby? |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
4552 |
How can we keep up with the Jones’s new sprinkler system? |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
4553 |
There go Icarus and Daedalus again. |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
4554 |
Just when we got rid of the squirrels, now we have to put up with guys in squirrel suits. |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
4555 |
Our realtor did predict that this neighborhood would take off. |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
4556 |
I guess the driver’s ed curriculum has changed |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
4557 |
Interesting to see the birds flying south for the summer! |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
4558 |
Well honey, I guess thats one way to save on airfare. |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
4559 |
No, we’re not planting that. |
1.0860 |
0.03299 |
93 |
86 |
6 |
1 |
4560 |
They've chased the geese away.
Let's just hope at least they don't eat our plants and sh*t all over the place." |
1.0860 |
0.03299 |
93 |
86 |
6 |
1 |
4561 |
Illegal immigrants? |
1.0860 |
0.02923 |
93 |
85 |
8 |
0 |
4562 |
Did you call for an insurance quote |
1.0860 |
0.02923 |
93 |
85 |
8 |
0 |
4563 |
Damn! It looks like we'll have to put up a scarehuman. |
1.0860 |
0.03299 |
93 |
86 |
6 |
1 |
4564 |
I can’t stand how flighty the Johnsons are. |
1.0860 |
0.03299 |
93 |
86 |
6 |
1 |
4565 |
Our kids can never find their way home without GPS. |
1.0860 |
0.02923 |
93 |
85 |
8 |
0 |
4566 |
Forget the scarecrow, we're going to need a security camera! |
1.0860 |
0.02923 |
93 |
85 |
8 |
0 |
4567 |
Two parachutists doesn't a fall make |
1.0860 |
0.02923 |
93 |
85 |
8 |
0 |
4568 |
I wish I were them. I wish I were anyone but myself. |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
4569 |
I don’t heart the heart to tell the birders on edibles that they can’t really fly . |
1.0857 |
0.02745 |
105 |
96 |
9 |
0 |
4570 |
Guys, you missed the turn off to Capistrano. |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
4571 |
Those crazy Byrds flying south when it's Spring already. |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
4572 |
The snowbirds are back from Florida early this year. |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
4573 |
Ethel, arent those our neighbors the Wright brothers ? |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
4574 |
Don’t worry Linda. It’s only a matter of time before they wander into the wrong airspace and get intercepted by fighter jets. Then it’ll be our turn to gloat at the PTA meeting. |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
4575 |
Looks like we'll need a bigger scarecrow this year! |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
4576 |
When they wake up,I hope they have enough money on them to pay for their airfare home. |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
4577 |
I'll go get the scarecrow out of the shed! |
1.0851 |
0.03265 |
94 |
87 |
6 |
1 |
4578 |
Amazon is definetly taking it too far. |
1.0851 |
0.02894 |
94 |
86 |
8 |
0 |
4579 |
Honey? Do those drones look like people? Or, should we lay off burning every weed we find? |
1.0851 |
0.03265 |
94 |
87 |
6 |
1 |
4580 |
I'm going to need to buy netting for the garden this year. |
1.0851 |
0.02894 |
94 |
86 |
8 |
0 |
4581 |
That Elon Musk is so smug |
1.0851 |
0.02894 |
94 |
86 |
8 |
0 |
4582 |
And like clockwork, 183 tax-days later, they return. |
1.0851 |
0.02894 |
94 |
86 |
8 |
0 |
4583 |
Is that the new Canadian neighbors migrating? |
1.0851 |
0.03265 |
94 |
87 |
6 |
1 |
4584 |
Darn Johnsons, said they'd come and help us plant the garden today. |
1.0851 |
0.02894 |
94 |
86 |
8 |
0 |
4585 |
Do you see what I see? Let’s just tend the garden as if it were just another day with uninvited guests dropping by. |
1.0851 |
0.03265 |
94 |
87 |
6 |
1 |
4586 |
Well, they said they'd drop by this afternoon... |
1.0851 |
0.03265 |
94 |
87 |
6 |
1 |
4587 |
I knew drones would replace pilots,but now I'm on Team Drone. |
1.0851 |
0.03265 |
94 |
87 |
6 |
1 |
4588 |
Oh, It’s nomad season again |
1.0851 |
0.03265 |
94 |
87 |
6 |
1 |
4589 |
They're looking for the seed capital |
1.0851 |
0.03265 |
94 |
87 |
6 |
1 |
4590 |
Must be May 1, the Snowbirds have returned. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
4591 |
As if bird guano on the truck wasn’t enough. |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
4592 |
If that's where back to Nature takes us, I'm for it. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
4593 |
Oh, look, the skydivers are returning home for the summer zero-sum competition! |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
4594 |
Our cheap neighbors don’t quite understand “free fall” on that website. |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
4595 |
Let’s go hide ourselves. Then when they are finished, we can go gorge ourselves. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
4596 |
Doesn't look like Superman to me |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
4597 |
The two of them really think they're something, are they in season soon. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
4598 |
I see the Johnson's are back from Miami. Man, I bet their arms are tired. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
4599 |
At least their grass isn’t greener over there. |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
4600 |
I think they’re onto something. Flying on an airplane, in this economy? |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
4601 |
I knew somebody had gotten into our petunias. |
1.0842 |
0.03232 |
95 |
88 |
6 |
1 |
4602 |
ChatGPT really takes it to the next level |
1.0842 |
0.02864 |
95 |
87 |
8 |
0 |
4603 |
There go the Joneses. How do we beat that? |
1.0842 |
0.03232 |
95 |
88 |
6 |
1 |
4604 |
Our neighbors are flying south for the winter again this year. |
1.0842 |
0.02864 |
95 |
87 |
8 |
0 |
4605 |
By the time they come back, we'll have ripe tomatoes. |
1.0842 |
0.02864 |
95 |
87 |
8 |
0 |
4606 |
I see the Fotheringtons are migrating again. We'd best plant the radishes this week. |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
4607 |
Looks like the snow birds are flying back home for the summer. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
4608 |
It's time to tell your deadbeat brother that they cannot roost in our attic this summer. |
1.0833 |
0.03199 |
96 |
89 |
6 |
1 |
4609 |
I think we’d have been better off at THAT pot store
Jerry Zaro
Palm Beach, FL |
1.0833 |
0.02836 |
96 |
88 |
8 |
0 |
4610 |
Sky divers forgot their parachutes. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
4611 |
More woke snowbirds up from Florida |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
4612 |
Well, the Robins are back from Florida. |
1.0833 |
0.03525 |
96 |
90 |
4 |
2 |
4613 |
If they’re gone, who’ll eat all the bugs? |
1.0833 |
0.02836 |
96 |
88 |
8 |
0 |
4614 |
Looks like Buzz & Son also got approval for deliveries! |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
4615 |
I wish someone would buy our bank |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
4616 |
they fall faster than the rain |
1.0833 |
0.03474 |
84 |
78 |
5 |
1 |
4617 |
Is our insurance paid up? |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
4618 |
The cropdusters are out early today. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
4619 |
I’m just worried he’ll fall for the bird woman and get hurt |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
4620 |
Dig faster, the Wilkinses are back from Florida. |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
4621 |
I didn't know the Johnsons were into High Intensity Interval Training. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
4622 |
So what?! We'll be eating fresh arugula this summer. |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
4623 |
‘Guess climate change comes for us all.’ |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
4624 |
That's it. I just have to check out the internet. |
1.0825 |
0.02808 |
97 |
89 |
8 |
0 |
4625 |
Hurry - we need to plant our seedlings before all the snowbirds return. |
1.0825 |
0.02808 |
97 |
89 |
8 |
0 |
4626 |
The Joneses did say that they found a much quicker commute home from the office. |
1.0825 |
0.02808 |
97 |
89 |
8 |
0 |
4627 |
Let me know if it looks like they’re going to poop. |
1.0825 |
0.03490 |
97 |
91 |
4 |
2 |
4628 |
Looks like they flew too close to the sundae bar. |
1.0825 |
0.03167 |
97 |
90 |
6 |
1 |
4629 |
They must have been been using AI! |
1.0825 |
0.03167 |
97 |
90 |
6 |
1 |
4630 |
I don’t know.
Electromagnetism?
Flubber? |
1.0825 |
0.02808 |
97 |
89 |
8 |
0 |
4631 |
It’s just those nosy neighbors Joe and Karen Droner again. |
1.0825 |
0.03167 |
97 |
90 |
6 |
1 |
4632 |
Let’s sign up for that lucid dreaming class. |
1.0825 |
0.02808 |
97 |
89 |
8 |
0 |
4633 |
Is it still considered good luck if a Snowbird poops on you? |
1.0825 |
0.02808 |
97 |
89 |
8 |
0 |
4634 |
Storkers |
1.0825 |
0.03490 |
97 |
91 |
4 |
2 |
4635 |
We see the crisis is almost there the vultures are coming back. |
1.0825 |
0.02808 |
97 |
89 |
8 |
0 |
4636 |
Doesn't look that coordinated to me. |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
4637 |
The Demro's finished before us again, damnit! |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
4638 |
Well, that's why there's an Adderall shortage. |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
4639 |
I thought the nosey neighbors had moved out of town! |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
4640 |
What does the Organic Gardener's Handbook say about keeping flying hippies away? |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
4641 |
It’s amazing how they design drones now! |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
4642 |
Quick Esmerelda, get the scarecrow from the garage.. |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
4643 |
Here comes the Smith's again!!!
They always drop in unannounced! |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
4644 |
they are calling the ground hogsto moque our plans for Miami! |
1.0824 |
0.03821 |
85 |
80 |
3 |
2 |
4645 |
I thought it was spring." -Rohan Shah, 13 years ol |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
4646 |
Snowbirds are back, I wonder if they'll be on the nest. |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
4647 |
Oh, look - the drones are returning to the office for summer. |
1.0818 |
0.02926 |
110 |
102 |
7 |
1 |
4648 |
Goodness,global warming has changed even THEIR migration pattern! |
1.0816 |
0.02780 |
98 |
90 |
8 |
0 |
4649 |
I knew you said you’d do it when pigs fly…but I didn’t realize you meant your exes |
1.0816 |
0.02780 |
98 |
90 |
8 |
0 |
4650 |
Their range keeps getting farther south. |
1.0814 |
0.03396 |
86 |
80 |
5 |
1 |
4651 |
Back from Florida this soon? |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
4652 |
I hate superhero tourist season. |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
4653 |
Maybe we planted too soon. Those geese are going south. |
1.0814 |
0.03396 |
86 |
80 |
5 |
1 |
4654 |
I don't envy the people who commute from the office. |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
4655 |
At least the true science deniers don't have to deal with gravity anymore. |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
4656 |
How bizarre...flying south in the spring. |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
4657 |
I really hope they don’t poop on my car |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
4658 |
I feel like we're not taking full advantage of this virtual reality thing |
1.0814 |
0.02966 |
86 |
79 |
7 |
0 |
4659 |
Maybe we should get a bigger scarecrow. |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
4660 |
Spring must be here - the annual Peterson migration is back |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
4661 |
A true sign of spring, the snowbirds returning from Florida. |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
4662 |
Hmmm... The Thompsons are home from that airborne tour of South America... |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
4663 |
It’s the Hendersons, headed upstate for the summer. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
4664 |
I quit, still. My cataractectomy WILL mean better spelling this end of dysfunctional site. Takes avian DNA to keep REALLY up with the Jones'. |
1.0805 |
0.03358 |
87 |
81 |
5 |
1 |
4665 |
When "I wish I was a bird" became true. |
1.0805 |
0.02933 |
87 |
80 |
7 |
0 |
4666 |
Covid tests came back negative again. |
1.0805 |
0.02933 |
87 |
80 |
7 |
0 |
4667 |
Are these the new autonomous flying humans ? |
1.0805 |
0.02933 |
87 |
80 |
7 |
0 |
4668 |
Our garden doesn’t stand a chance with those man-sized fruit flies. |
1.0805 |
0.03358 |
87 |
81 |
5 |
1 |
4669 |
Our prize-winning azaleas can’t compete with that. |
1.0805 |
0.02933 |
87 |
80 |
7 |
0 |
4670 |
Looks like the Smiths are back on Redbull. |
1.0805 |
0.03358 |
87 |
81 |
5 |
1 |
4671 |
I think we're gona need a bigger scarecrow. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
4672 |
Mom always said never to start gardening until you see the snowbirds return. |
1.0800 |
0.02727 |
100 |
92 |
8 |
0 |
4673 |
I hope they won’t be after our rhubarb. |
1.0800 |
0.03387 |
100 |
94 |
4 |
2 |
4674 |
They glide. Therefore, they ARE. Or so I've been told. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
4675 |
Looks like the snowbirds are migrating north for the summer again. Those lucky ducks! |
1.0800 |
0.02727 |
100 |
92 |
8 |
0 |
4676 |
It’s just a couple of droners… |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
4677 |
The Swallows are back from Capistrano. |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
4678 |
They're back. So much for our garden this year! |
1.0795 |
0.03321 |
88 |
82 |
5 |
1 |
4679 |
Don and Marge's marriage counselling seems to be taking them to new heights of intimacy. |
1.0795 |
0.03321 |
88 |
82 |
5 |
1 |
4680 |
They've been Insufferable ever since E-Lon said they could pay ahead on the Mars Resort relocation . . |
1.0795 |
0.03321 |
88 |
82 |
5 |
1 |
4681 |
I wonder what they smoked? |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
4682 |
The Jones' migration to vegan appears complete, cover the seedlings! |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
4683 |
Anybody you know? |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
4684 |
First sign of spring. The Snowbirds are back. |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
4685 |
Oh look, the Juans are returning to San Swallow Capistrano. |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
4686 |
Looks like Bill & Jane are back from flying south for the winter |
1.0795 |
0.03321 |
88 |
82 |
5 |
1 |
4687 |
Just tell them they are grounded for not flying high enough. |
1.0795 |
0.03321 |
88 |
82 |
5 |
1 |
4688 |
Earl, did you swap out the parachutes for knapsacks again?”
“This garden isn’t going to fertilize itself, Barb. |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
4689 |
Oh dear, birds are in trouble again |
1.0795 |
0.02901 |
88 |
81 |
7 |
0 |
4690 |
Oh, crap...the Goodman's are back from their snow birding in Florida. |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
4691 |
Scarecrows only attract more. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
4692 |
Looks like it's superhero season. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
4693 |
I keep telling them to be careful. |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
4694 |
I'm not dressed for disco. |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
4695 |
Looks like we’re going to have to set up the Sarah Crow again.” |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
4696 |
Some people will do anything to replenish their bird feeder. |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
4697 |
When they plant it's gonna hurt. |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
4698 |
I'll bet they will grow cannabis again this year. |
1.0787 |
0.03285 |
89 |
83 |
5 |
1 |
4699 |
Those "snowbird" neighbors are returning from Florida. Should we fence the garden? |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
4700 |
I think that they are too pleased with themselves to be Democrat Superheroes. |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
4701 |
The morning commute is looking a lot better.. |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
4702 |
I'm fine with the drones, but I wish they had poop bags. |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
4703 |
Looks like the petunias will arrive before lunch after all. |
1.0787 |
0.02870 |
89 |
82 |
7 |
0 |
4704 |
Well, when the tomatoes are ripe, they’d better not swoop down and eat any! |
1.0784 |
0.02675 |
102 |
94 |
8 |
0 |
4705 |
These millennial’s and their legal marijuana. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
4706 |
I think it's time we stopped trying to keep up with the Jones's. |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
4707 |
Guess it's time for the snow birds to return home for the summer.... |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
4708 |
That reminds me; have you watered the Thompsons' plants lately? |
1.0778 |
0.03249 |
90 |
84 |
5 |
1 |
4709 |
So I says to Tom, I says, “I’m going to keep wearing my absolutely filthy beekeeper’s uniform as long as this is a free country” and he— oh hey double suicide make a wish |
1.0778 |
0.02839 |
90 |
83 |
7 |
0 |
4710 |
I thought you told me that we were picking up the Smith |
1.0778 |
0.03249 |
90 |
84 |
5 |
1 |
4711 |
Did we overdo the microdose this morning? |
1.0778 |
0.03249 |
90 |
84 |
5 |
1 |
4712 |
The Nelsons are a little over exuberant, don't you think? |
1.0778 |
0.03249 |
90 |
84 |
5 |
1 |
4713 |
Look dear, the chicks off to birding school. Back in my day, when I was a young piece of wood... |
1.0778 |
0.02839 |
90 |
83 |
7 |
0 |
4714 |
They’re going to plant deeper than the recommended three inches. |
1.0778 |
0.02839 |
90 |
83 |
7 |
0 |
4715 |
Just plane humans. |
1.0778 |
0.03249 |
90 |
84 |
5 |
1 |
4716 |
That's our new neighbors; they're into skydiving and yoga levitation. Not sure yet which they're doing. |
1.0778 |
0.02839 |
90 |
83 |
7 |
0 |
4717 |
Goddammit, Karl!”
“Sheila, I’m telling you we made the right choice! Green Thumb is a WAY more sustainable super power! |
1.0777 |
0.02650 |
103 |
95 |
8 |
0 |
4718 |
Another flyover trying to plant their reproductive seeds. |
1.0769 |
0.03214 |
91 |
85 |
5 |
1 |
4719 |
I'm afraid we'll have to put up netting to keep the Jones's out. |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
4720 |
Glad that's not my hobby. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
4721 |
You Phyllis and Alan are flying home from Florida today. |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
4722 |
Over here! We need some fertilizer! |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
4723 |
I told you we should have gone organic. |
1.0769 |
0.02626 |
104 |
96 |
8 |
0 |
4724 |
Do you think John and Michael will ever grow up and settle down?" Peter asked Wendy |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
4725 |
Are those the new neighbors who have a flying school. |
1.0762 |
0.02932 |
105 |
98 |
6 |
1 |
4726 |
Look, they're back from the south, soon they'll be nesting. |
1.0762 |
0.02932 |
105 |
98 |
6 |
1 |
4727 |
I hope that their first child, be a masculine child. |
1.0761 |
0.03180 |
92 |
86 |
5 |
1 |
4728 |
Look! It's the first snowbirds of the spring migration. |
1.0761 |
0.03536 |
92 |
87 |
3 |
2 |
4729 |
Oh geez, the snowbirds are returning. |
1.0761 |
0.02779 |
92 |
85 |
7 |
0 |
4730 |
It’s them, again |
1.0761 |
0.03536 |
92 |
87 |
3 |
2 |
4731 |
Why don’t they just close the office on the days layoffs are announced? |
1.0761 |
0.02779 |
92 |
85 |
7 |
0 |
4732 |
The Junior Birdman School is running graduation exercises. |
1.0761 |
0.02779 |
92 |
85 |
7 |
0 |
4733 |
I told you, that gardening course isn't cool anymore. |
1.0761 |
0.03180 |
92 |
86 |
5 |
1 |
4734 |
Elon is at it again. |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
4735 |
Just our wimpy snowbird neighbors returning from Florida. |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
4736 |
Wow, no parachutes open...skydiving is not for the nearsighted. |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
4737 |
Do you think they know something about global warming ? |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
4738 |
Well as long as they don’t poop on my car I guess it’s OK… |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
4739 |
It’s the return of the snowbirds so spring has officially sprung. |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
4740 |
Hey, it's the second coming of the Wright brothers |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
4741 |
Looks like the Kowalskis misunderstood soil aeration. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
4742 |
Every time there’s a BOGO at Walmart they act like it’s this big damn deal! |
1.0753 |
0.02751 |
93 |
86 |
7 |
0 |
4743 |
George has been bird food again. |
1.0753 |
0.02751 |
93 |
86 |
7 |
0 |
4744 |
Our timing is perfect...the snowbirds are headed back. |
1.0753 |
0.02751 |
93 |
86 |
7 |
0 |
4745 |
Looks like Phil and Marge are back from their winter in Mexico. |
1.0753 |
0.03147 |
93 |
87 |
5 |
1 |
4746 |
Well, the Davis's are finally here to roost. |
1.0753 |
0.03147 |
93 |
87 |
5 |
1 |
4747 |
It’s a riddle isn’t it?
"What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?" |
1.0753 |
0.03147 |
93 |
87 |
5 |
1 |
4748 |
Am I seeing things or is that the sun coming out finally? |
1.0753 |
0.02751 |
93 |
86 |
7 |
0 |
4749 |
This is why airline prices are so high! |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
4750 |
just the Jones'... |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
4751 |
Self-driving seasons |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
4752 |
Looks as though the Wrong Brothers are going to miss planting season. |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
4753 |
I’d recognize them anywhere—they’re those damn fools from the HOA! |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
4754 |
Ah, the Fleesons are finally back from Costa Rica. |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
4755 |
Looks like they are wearing pants so it shouldn |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
4756 |
The plovers keep getting stranger. |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
4757 |
You think it's the new bird feeder? |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
4758 |
Looks like we're going to have to put up some scarejones again this year. |
1.0745 |
0.03114 |
94 |
88 |
5 |
1 |
4759 |
They aren't asleep so my guess is they're falling. |
1.0745 |
0.02722 |
94 |
87 |
7 |
0 |
4760 |
They were standing here just a second ago…. |
1.0745 |
0.03114 |
94 |
88 |
5 |
1 |
4761 |
It sounded like they said microdosing. |
1.0745 |
0.02722 |
94 |
87 |
7 |
0 |
4762 |
Mmm. I really don’t think we have the twit for that. |
1.0745 |
0.03114 |
94 |
88 |
5 |
1 |
4763 |
It's just that rich Musk kid down the street trying something new again to get something off the ground. |
1.0745 |
0.02722 |
94 |
87 |
7 |
0 |
4764 |
And how do we keep them out???? |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4765 |
Times have passed us by.... |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4766 |
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's ... |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4767 |
If they’re flying south we’re in for a short season |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4768 |
Hey! The snowbirds are heading south. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4769 |
I still think we're going to win the talent show. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4770 |
Finish the garden quick, it's already almost Fall! |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
4771 |
Must be spring, here come the Goslings! |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4772 |
Why can’t the Robinsons celebrate the end of snow like the rest of us? |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
4773 |
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Dan and Sue!! |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
4774 |
Icarus just can’t seem to learn his lesson, can he? |
1.0741 |
0.03415 |
81 |
76 |
4 |
1 |
4775 |
Well you'd think, "Oh Chute ... there's not a Spring!" |
1.0737 |
0.03082 |
95 |
89 |
5 |
1 |
4776 |
You HAD to invite them to drop by any time for a veggie feast. |
1.0737 |
0.02695 |
95 |
88 |
7 |
0 |
4777 |
The spring migration of the snowbirds from Florida back up to Jersey inspires a special feeling, doesn't it?" |
1.0737 |
0.02695 |
95 |
88 |
7 |
0 |
4778 |
I thought you had it. |
1.0737 |
0.03082 |
95 |
89 |
5 |
1 |
4779 |
They'd better not fly down and eat the seedlings. |
1.0737 |
0.02695 |
95 |
88 |
7 |
0 |
4780 |
You would think they would have made sure of the easement rights beforehand. |
1.0734 |
0.02828 |
109 |
102 |
6 |
1 |
4781 |
She left me because she thought I was too grounded. |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
4782 |
Ah, organic fertilizer,..flown in special |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
4783 |
Ethel, the AR-15's. Now! |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
4784 |
Oh great, vegans. |
1.0729 |
0.03051 |
96 |
90 |
5 |
1 |
4785 |
It's the Wall Street bankers flying South until the recession breaks. |
1.0729 |
0.02668 |
96 |
89 |
7 |
0 |
4786 |
Must be spring. The snowbirds are back from Boca. |
1.0729 |
0.03051 |
96 |
90 |
5 |
1 |
4787 |
At least they won’t eat the seedlings |
1.0729 |
0.02668 |
96 |
89 |
7 |
0 |
4788 |
Has it been six months and a day already? |
1.0729 |
0.03051 |
96 |
90 |
5 |
1 |
4789 |
The worst thing about their winter return is the droppings they leave everywhere. |
1.0729 |
0.03051 |
96 |
90 |
5 |
1 |
4790 |
Do you think they make their own edibles? |
1.0729 |
0.02668 |
96 |
89 |
7 |
0 |
4791 |
I know flying squirrels like nuts but those two in flying squirrel suits are nuts! |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
4792 |
They’re off for their annual trip to Florida, too bad they’ll be banned when they get there. |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
4793 |
They'd better not fly over my car again. |
1.0723 |
0.03334 |
83 |
78 |
4 |
1 |
4794 |
Sure, but the Johnsons won't be having organic kale. |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
4795 |
I see that climate change is bringing the snowbirds back earlier; probably not affecting their fertility though. |
1.0723 |
0.03334 |
83 |
78 |
4 |
1 |
4796 |
That’s Jack and Mary Swallows. They’re heading back to Capistrano. |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
4797 |
Will they eat our weeds too? |
1.0723 |
0.03334 |
83 |
78 |
4 |
1 |
4798 |
I can no longer tell if they are falling or floating. |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
4799 |
Spring is here. |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
4800 |
I knew we should have invested in "flyX stock". |
1.0723 |
0.02860 |
83 |
77 |
6 |
0 |
4801 |
Ah, the snowbirds are coming back to Capistrano. |
1.0722 |
0.03020 |
97 |
91 |
5 |
1 |
4802 |
That stuff really does give you wings! |
1.0722 |
0.03020 |
97 |
91 |
5 |
1 |
4803 |
Uau! Their vegetables are really organic. |
1.0722 |
0.03020 |
97 |
91 |
5 |
1 |
4804 |
So that's how the Joneses get their fertilizer. |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
4805 |
I see the Nelsons are migrating again. |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
4806 |
I think that they are returning a little early this spring. |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
4807 |
Remember when it was just the swallows that return to Capistrano…? |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
4808 |
Looks like the blue bloods are headed back up to their summer homes. |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
4809 |
It’s settled. Next year we fly South for the winter.” |
1.0714 |
0.02990 |
98 |
92 |
5 |
1 |
4810 |
Do you know the Fertilize My Garden tweet? |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
4811 |
Has to be AI. |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
4812 |
Looks like the Optimists' Club will be having a new membership drive. |
1.0714 |
0.03295 |
84 |
79 |
4 |
1 |
4813 |
OUR SCARECROWS - RIGHT ON TIME. |
1.0714 |
0.02827 |
84 |
78 |
6 |
0 |
4814 |
Looks like another couple of students on maneuvers from drone school. |
1.0714 |
0.02990 |
98 |
92 |
5 |
1 |
4815 |
They just might get on AGT with the new trampoline. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
4816 |
To the year 2050 cost of fight would see less people flying. |
1.0714 |
0.03295 |
84 |
79 |
4 |
1 |
4817 |
I hired them to keep the crowd away! |
1.0707 |
0.02961 |
99 |
93 |
5 |
1 |
4818 |
Look honey,the Jones’s are gardening |
1.0707 |
0.02961 |
99 |
93 |
5 |
1 |
4819 |
Dodos?! |
1.0707 |
0.02961 |
99 |
93 |
5 |
1 |
4820 |
there goes the neighbors showing off again |
1.0706 |
0.02795 |
85 |
79 |
6 |
0 |
4821 |
You can go join them after you finish with the gardening. |
1.0706 |
0.03257 |
85 |
80 |
4 |
1 |
4822 |
Honey people are really going south |
1.0706 |
0.03257 |
85 |
80 |
4 |
1 |
4823 |
With a little delay and some identity issues but... spring is back |
1.0706 |
0.03257 |
85 |
80 |
4 |
1 |
4824 |
Drones are coming in many forms these days. |
1.0706 |
0.03257 |
85 |
80 |
4 |
1 |
4825 |
Neither birds nor planes nor superheroes. |
1.0706 |
0.02795 |
85 |
79 |
6 |
0 |
4826 |
People flying south? They better hurry or they won’t miss our first snowstorm! |
1.0706 |
0.02795 |
85 |
79 |
6 |
0 |
4827 |
Hmmm, that is the third couple of fliers,I guess it is nude sunbathing day for our cover model neighbor and her gals. |
1.0706 |
0.02795 |
85 |
79 |
6 |
0 |
4828 |
Snowbirds? Nah, Disney refugees. |
1.0706 |
0.02795 |
85 |
79 |
6 |
0 |
4829 |
It must be Spring, all the do-gooders are migrating back to the northern states. |
1.0706 |
0.03257 |
85 |
80 |
4 |
1 |
4830 |
Ugh! You entertain them. I'm an introvert... I prefer dinner guests to be fahsionaly late not early. |
1.0706 |
0.03257 |
85 |
80 |
4 |
1 |
4831 |
Those Joneses have gone too far this time! |
1.0706 |
0.03257 |
85 |
80 |
4 |
1 |
4832 |
Yes, you are correct, drones now come in so many configurations |
1.0706 |
0.02795 |
85 |
79 |
6 |
0 |
4833 |
Thank god they're not cows! |
1.0706 |
0.02795 |
85 |
79 |
6 |
0 |
4834 |
Is it too late to sell off the flying tesla? |
1.0706 |
0.03257 |
85 |
80 |
4 |
1 |
4835 |
I told Phil that a trampoline was a bad idea |
1.0706 |
0.02795 |
85 |
79 |
6 |
0 |
4836 |
C'mon -- as soon as spring arrives, the Anderson need to show off. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
4837 |
Yep, it's Spring. The Byrds are migrating north from Florida. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
4838 |
Looks like the snowbirds got their updated homeowner's insurance bills. |
1.0700 |
0.02564 |
100 |
93 |
7 |
0 |
4839 |
I hope they both went to the bathroom before takeoff. |
1.0698 |
0.03220 |
86 |
81 |
4 |
1 |
4840 |
Ah, Spring!
The Smedlys are back from Capistrano. |
1.0698 |
0.02763 |
86 |
80 |
6 |
0 |
4841 |
The Robins have really come to embrace their roots this Spring. |
1.0698 |
0.02763 |
86 |
80 |
6 |
0 |
4842 |
It's officially Spring. They're back. s |
1.0698 |
0.02763 |
86 |
80 |
6 |
0 |
4843 |
That's the man that sold me all 5,000 of my candles. Yes, I swear it's him, the very man who so kindly helped me restock my humble little candle stand. |
1.0694 |
0.03607 |
72 |
68 |
3 |
1 |
4844 |
Quick! Hide the trowel! It's the Smiths doing organic-veg garden recon again this year! |
1.0693 |
0.03227 |
101 |
96 |
3 |
2 |
4845 |
I don’t think I’m ready yet. |
1.0690 |
0.03184 |
87 |
82 |
4 |
1 |
4846 |
Looks like the snowbirds are migrating north for summer again. |
1.0690 |
0.03184 |
87 |
82 |
4 |
1 |
4847 |
I guess the Robinsons are heading north early this year... |
1.0690 |
0.03184 |
87 |
82 |
4 |
1 |
4848 |
i wonder what kind of manure they used for their homegrown |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
4849 |
Hey the bankers are flying to the Caymans. |
1.0690 |
0.03184 |
87 |
82 |
4 |
1 |
4850 |
It's all part of an advertising campaign to show how resilient the economy is. |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
4851 |
No, not drones - look, that's Aunt Minnie. Remembert, she mentioned switching from the ellipticals to drone yoga. |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
4852 |
the chutes! the chu |
1.0690 |
0.02732 |
87 |
81 |
6 |
0 |
4853 |
The Canadian migration happens earlier every year. |
1.0686 |
0.02516 |
102 |
95 |
7 |
0 |
4854 |
They’re dreaming again. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
4855 |
I heard that the next door neighbors were snow birds. Looks like they’re back. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
4856 |
That proves it, if you grow the right kind of plants you really can fly. |
1.0682 |
0.03539 |
88 |
84 |
2 |
2 |
4857 |
No, it’s not birds or planes, it’s those super neighbors. |
1.0682 |
0.02702 |
88 |
82 |
6 |
0 |
4858 |
Seems the neighbors are getting high again. |
1.0682 |
0.02702 |
88 |
82 |
6 |
0 |
4859 |
Looks like Wilbur and Orville are at it again. |
1.0682 |
0.03149 |
88 |
83 |
4 |
1 |
4860 |
They've got the superfly turbofan out again. I hope they don't expect us to post them on TikTok again. |
1.0682 |
0.02702 |
88 |
82 |
6 |
0 |
4861 |
Do you think they use artificial intelligence? |
1.0682 |
0.02702 |
88 |
82 |
6 |
0 |
4862 |
…that one on the left ate his own shoe last week on Tik Tok. |
1.0682 |
0.02702 |
88 |
82 |
6 |
0 |
4863 |
I want a jetpack. |
1.0674 |
0.03114 |
89 |
84 |
4 |
1 |
4864 |
F%$*#@g Snowbirds. |
1.0674 |
0.02673 |
89 |
83 |
6 |
0 |
4865 |
Let's get that scareman soon. |
1.0674 |
0.03114 |
89 |
84 |
4 |
1 |
4866 |
Looks like the Milligans are back from Florida. |
1.0674 |
0.03114 |
89 |
84 |
4 |
1 |
4867 |
Since they got back from space camp, they've really been looking down on everyone. |
1.0674 |
0.02673 |
89 |
83 |
6 |
0 |
4868 |
They planted theirs last year (before it was even legal). |
1.0674 |
0.02673 |
89 |
83 |
6 |
0 |
4869 |
Lucky them. I wish I could also breeze along. |
1.0674 |
0.02673 |
89 |
83 |
6 |
0 |
4870 |
Looks like the Millers are flying south for the winter. |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
4871 |
Yes, dear, I'm sure you're right -- they're just jealous. |
1.0667 |
0.03080 |
90 |
85 |
4 |
1 |
4872 |
Aren't those the Wright brothers,proving the angels wrong. |
1.0667 |
0.03080 |
90 |
85 |
4 |
1 |
4873 |
I think we’re gonna have to put up the scarecrow soon. |
1.0667 |
0.03080 |
90 |
85 |
4 |
1 |
4874 |
I got to say, that's one way to deter the Sunday Scaries. |
1.0667 |
0.02644 |
90 |
84 |
6 |
0 |
4875 |
That reminds me: Let’s fly south next winter! |
1.0667 |
0.02644 |
90 |
84 |
6 |
0 |
4876 |
Does
Does our bug repellent include humans? |
1.0667 |
0.02795 |
105 |
99 |
5 |
1 |
4877 |
The doctor said this new medication might have some side effects. |
1.0667 |
0.03080 |
90 |
85 |
4 |
1 |
4878 |
From Heaven to Earth: A curious view of things. |
1.0667 |
0.02644 |
90 |
84 |
6 |
0 |
4879 |
Interesting. They usually fly south in the winter. |
1.0667 |
0.02644 |
90 |
84 |
6 |
0 |
4880 |
The drones are back |
1.0659 |
0.02616 |
91 |
85 |
6 |
0 |
4881 |
Yep, your instinct for planting is perfect; The Snowbirds are returning from Florida. |
1.0659 |
0.02616 |
91 |
85 |
6 |
0 |
4882 |
Yikes......I think we'll need a different kind of scarecrow! |
1.0659 |
0.02616 |
91 |
85 |
6 |
0 |
4883 |
shoots & chutes |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
4884 |
Are they herbivores? |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
4885 |
Looks like two more people decided to get the invisible parachutes… |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
4886 |
Do drop in. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
4887 |
I just hope they don’t nest over my car again. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
4888 |
Hunny… we’re about to catch a viral video |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
4889 |
The summer folks are back early this year. |
1.0652 |
0.03388 |
92 |
88 |
2 |
2 |
4890 |
I told you we are late Lydia. The Cosgroves are returning. |
1.0652 |
0.02588 |
92 |
86 |
6 |
0 |
4891 |
Epstein, on the other hand, did NOT kill himself."
"But where's Shelly?" |
1.0652 |
0.02588 |
92 |
86 |
6 |
0 |
4892 |
The tech bros who moved to Florida clearly optimized themselves before coming back here for the summer. |
1.0652 |
0.02588 |
92 |
86 |
6 |
0 |
4893 |
How did our kids get out of gardening? |
1.0652 |
0.03015 |
92 |
87 |
4 |
1 |
4894 |
Unearthly! |
1.0652 |
0.03015 |
92 |
87 |
4 |
1 |
4895 |
Oh, God, here come the Canadian snow birds. |
1.0652 |
0.02588 |
92 |
86 |
6 |
0 |
4896 |
Maybe we should start drinking redbulls babe |
1.0649 |
0.03377 |
77 |
73 |
3 |
1 |
4897 |
Looks like the Jones ate back from Florida. They’ll do anything to save a buck! |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
4898 |
We may have some more blood meal to add to the soil any moment now. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
4899 |
Houseflipper season's early this year. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
4900 |
Oh, fuck! |
1.0645 |
0.02983 |
93 |
88 |
4 |
1 |
4901 |
It's a regional bank bird and a regulator bird keeping it in the air. |
1.0645 |
0.02561 |
93 |
87 |
6 |
0 |
4902 |
We should switch to edibles. |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
4903 |
Are those the guys from Brooklyn you asked to 'Drop-By.' |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
4904 |
There goes the talk at the cocktail party |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
4905 |
These fly-bys get more and more annoying! |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
4906 |
They'll be back. |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
4907 |
We are a little late to add the organic fertilizer. |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
4908 |
I guess the Wilsons are flying south for good. They said the New York taxes are getting too high. |
1.0638 |
0.02535 |
94 |
88 |
6 |
0 |
4909 |
Are you sure psilocybin is good for us? |
1.0638 |
0.02535 |
94 |
88 |
6 |
0 |
4910 |
Looks like the neighbors are getting some free fertilizer. |
1.0638 |
0.02535 |
94 |
88 |
6 |
0 |
4911 |
I'd heard they were taking full advantage of this AI-generated lifestyle. |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
4912 |
I hope it does its thing here. |
1.0632 |
0.02509 |
95 |
89 |
6 |
0 |
4913 |
So Brian and Harry have been eating our seedlings! |
1.0632 |
0.02509 |
95 |
89 |
6 |
0 |
4914 |
Huh, didn't know Malaysia Air had routes this close to us. |
1.0625 |
0.03708 |
80 |
77 |
1 |
2 |
4915 |
Spring is unbelievably late this year. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
4916 |
No, I don't want to keep up with the Joneses. |
1.0625 |
0.02891 |
96 |
91 |
4 |
1 |
4917 |
Looks like they are coming home to roost. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
4918 |
Whelp, the snowbirds are returning. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
4919 |
I heard Del Boca Vista Air is no frills, but that’s ridiculous. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
4920 |
I see Mr. Big’s brother is visiting again. |
1.0625 |
0.02891 |
96 |
91 |
4 |
1 |
4921 |
Cornhole has gotten REALLY competitive since the Pandemic. |
1.0619 |
0.02602 |
113 |
107 |
5 |
1 |
4922 |
I see the Canadians are flying north now that winter’s over, eh! |
1.0619 |
0.02459 |
97 |
91 |
6 |
0 |
4923 |
Look up in the sky; its a bird, it's a plane - no it's just the Anderson's skydiving as doomed as doomed can be. |
1.0619 |
0.02862 |
97 |
92 |
4 |
1 |
4924 |
Goddamn Jones' |
1.0619 |
0.02862 |
97 |
92 |
4 |
1 |
4925 |
It's OK as long as they don't land here and start eating all our new plantings. |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
4926 |
Have you noticed that new sauce at Leary’s BBQ has a different sort of zip to it? |
1.0617 |
0.03213 |
81 |
77 |
3 |
1 |
4927 |
Looks like Bennie and Benny cashed in on their skymiles. |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
4928 |
Oh yeah, did I tell you? The Henderson’s eldest finally moved out. |
1.0617 |
0.03213 |
81 |
77 |
3 |
1 |
4929 |
I didn’t know the creators of ‘Parent Parachute’ lived next door. |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
4930 |
Look who's back from Capistrano. |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
4931 |
Our neighbors, Kitty and Hawk, are buzzing the neighborhood again. |
1.0610 |
0.03175 |
82 |
78 |
3 |
1 |
4932 |
They're flying north for the summer." |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
4933 |
It's the new sport inspired by climate change... tornado surfing. |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
4934 |
The birds look a little strange today, Linda |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
4935 |
Must be part of the migration back from Florida |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
4936 |
It’s the Snowbirds heading back North. |
1.0602 |
0.03137 |
83 |
79 |
3 |
1 |
4937 |
I see the Wilsons are back from the South. |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
4938 |
Looks like the snowbirds are returning. |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
4939 |
Looks like the Andersons didn't need those parachutes after all. |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
4940 |
You see, there’s planting and then there’s face planting. Happy spring! |
1.0602 |
0.02628 |
83 |
78 |
5 |
0 |
4941 |
I think Elon has been launching rockets again. |
1.0595 |
0.02597 |
84 |
79 |
5 |
0 |
4942 |
Just a couple of moronic Biden voters. |
1.0595 |
0.02597 |
84 |
79 |
5 |
0 |
4943 |
Exciting, yes but they're not well grounded."
Cal Bellamy, Munster, I |
1.0595 |
0.02597 |
84 |
79 |
5 |
0 |
4944 |
They’ll have to amend the compass to reflect ‘south by sauce-west’ |
1.0594 |
0.02751 |
101 |
96 |
4 |
1 |
4945 |
The Simms must have better insurance than us. |
1.0588 |
0.02567 |
85 |
80 |
5 |
0 |
4946 |
Marijuana really messes up the Snow Birds seasonal senses. |
1.0588 |
0.03065 |
85 |
81 |
3 |
1 |
4947 |
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's sky divers? |
1.0588 |
0.02567 |
85 |
80 |
5 |
0 |
4948 |
It’s Spring! There’s the Finkleman’s back from Miami. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
4949 |
Too much CBD... |
1.0588 |
0.02567 |
85 |
80 |
5 |
0 |
4950 |
Should we warn them about what happened to the Joneses? |
1.0588 |
0.02567 |
85 |
80 |
5 |
0 |
4951 |
I was going to garden with them this afternoon, but they've gone to the Marijuana Dispensary instead. |
1.0588 |
0.02567 |
85 |
80 |
5 |
0 |
4952 |
It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh, it's just the Joneses. |
1.0581 |
0.02538 |
86 |
81 |
5 |
0 |
4953 |
The lucid dreamers are at it again |
1.0581 |
0.02538 |
86 |
81 |
5 |
0 |
4954 |
Guess there is a comedy show tonight. |
1.0581 |
0.02538 |
86 |
81 |
5 |
0 |
4955 |
There backyard is a mess! |
1.0581 |
0.03030 |
86 |
82 |
3 |
1 |
4956 |
That’s all well and good, but just keep your noses away from our seedlings. |
1.0581 |
0.02538 |
86 |
81 |
5 |
0 |
4957 |
The garden’s safe, but we’ll have to put a lock on the liquor cabinet. |
1.0575 |
0.02510 |
87 |
82 |
5 |
0 |
4958 |
These location scouts are getting too comfortable |
1.0575 |
0.02510 |
87 |
82 |
5 |
0 |
4959 |
Gosh, those politicians will do anything to get attention! |
1.0575 |
0.02510 |
87 |
82 |
5 |
0 |
4960 |
Mary, call the ambulance again! Looks like two more from that Fox News skydiving club. |
1.0575 |
0.02510 |
87 |
82 |
5 |
0 |
4961 |
Looks like Michael rebooted The Good Place again. |
1.0575 |
0.02510 |
87 |
82 |
5 |
0 |
4962 |
The Eagletons are back early from Florida this year. |
1.0575 |
0.02995 |
87 |
83 |
3 |
1 |
4963 |
'It:s the Joneses again
Showoffs!' |
1.0568 |
0.03374 |
88 |
85 |
1 |
2 |
4964 |
We also need to ground those 21st Century Flappers. |
1.0568 |
0.02482 |
88 |
83 |
5 |
0 |
4965 |
Well there's a first time for everything. They're flying south. |
1.0568 |
0.02482 |
88 |
83 |
5 |
0 |
4966 |
Kites! Yikes! |
1.0563 |
0.03409 |
71 |
68 |
2 |
1 |
4967 |
I knew they could do it! |
1.0562 |
0.02929 |
89 |
85 |
3 |
1 |
4968 |
Sure , they have just found a new nest in the neighborhood . |
1.0562 |
0.02929 |
89 |
85 |
3 |
1 |
4969 |
If they fly into one of our windows we've got big problems. |
1.0562 |
0.02455 |
89 |
84 |
5 |
0 |
4970 |
And that's when they realized it was time to move out of the suburbs. |
1.0562 |
0.02455 |
89 |
84 |
5 |
0 |
4971 |
The Generation Gap |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
4972 |
There go the Montgomerys... Always three sheets to the wind! |
1.0556 |
0.02897 |
90 |
86 |
3 |
1 |
4973 |
They always come early for dinner. |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
4974 |
I had a feeling Joan and George didn't believe us when we said we'd be home doing some gardening. |
1.0556 |
0.02428 |
90 |
85 |
5 |
0 |
4975 |
A scarecrow won't do in this case. Maybe we should put up a Freddy from Halloween. |
1.0556 |
0.02428 |
90 |
85 |
5 |
0 |
4976 |
Don’t worry, they don’t eat anything that’s green. |
1.0549 |
0.02402 |
91 |
86 |
5 |
0 |
4977 |
Looks like the Kooks are back from Capistrano. |
1.0549 |
0.02866 |
91 |
87 |
3 |
1 |
4978 |
If they are too cheap to buy plane tickets, they could just take the bus instead. |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
4979 |
Oh, Iforgot. We already paid for aerial seeding! |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
4980 |
There's the Drones again. Why can't they take a walk around the block like the rest of us? |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
4981 |
Well, the neighbors finally made it back from their trip. |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
4982 |
Those guys need more coaching and tunnel time with Christy! |
1.0538 |
0.02352 |
93 |
88 |
5 |
0 |
4983 |
Where’s Daisy? |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
4984 |
Just the Jones, again. |
1.0532 |
0.02327 |
94 |
89 |
5 |
0 |
4985 |
Our airforce neighbours skipping the evening rush hour. |
1.0532 |
0.02775 |
94 |
90 |
3 |
1 |
4986 |
What is in this fertilizer ? |
1.0521 |
0.02280 |
96 |
91 |
5 |
0 |
4987 |
Looks like your relatives are arriving early. |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
4988 |
High neighbors.
Now we know who weeded our garden. |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
4989 |
We're going to need a new kind of birdfeeder. |
1.0513 |
0.02514 |
78 |
74 |
4 |
0 |
4990 |
Darn, it looks like we're late getting the peas in, here come the Petersons back from Cabo. |
1.0513 |
0.02514 |
78 |
74 |
4 |
0 |
4991 |
They’re taking this staycation thing a little far, if you ask me. |
1.0513 |
0.02514 |
78 |
74 |
4 |
0 |
4992 |
Damn snowbirds are back |
1.0513 |
0.02514 |
78 |
74 |
4 |
0 |
4993 |
Looks like spring break is over. |
1.0513 |
0.02514 |
78 |
74 |
4 |
0 |
4994 |
First it was the crows. Now it's Batman and Robin |
1.0513 |
0.02514 |
78 |
74 |
4 |
0 |
4995 |
I told you, first the scarecrow, then we plant. 🙌 |
1.0513 |
0.02514 |
78 |
74 |
4 |
0 |
4996 |
Looks like they blissfully forgot to open their chutes, again. |
1.0506 |
0.03067 |
79 |
76 |
2 |
1 |
4997 |
Springtime, and the Snowbirds are returning. |
1.0506 |
0.02482 |
79 |
75 |
4 |
0 |
4998 |
Those seeds sprouted are flying in the wind |
1.0506 |
0.03067 |
79 |
76 |
2 |
1 |
4999 |
I thought dodo birds were extinct. |
1.0506 |
0.03067 |
79 |
76 |
2 |
1 |
5000 |
Looks like our gardening skills aren't up to par, those people up there are really taking off! |
1.0506 |
0.02482 |
79 |
75 |
4 |
0 |
5001 |
Did you hear about the retired superhero couple that moved in to the neighborhood? |
1.0506 |
0.02482 |
79 |
75 |
4 |
0 |
5002 |
Good grief dear, do you think they are depressed election deniers or merely Putin infiltrators for the Ukraine, whose plane is off course? |
1.0500 |
0.03029 |
80 |
77 |
2 |
1 |
5003 |
If they are not careful they could be planted in our garden as well. |
1.0500 |
0.02452 |
80 |
76 |
4 |
0 |
5004 |
Don't tell this is another solution for homelessness. |
1.0500 |
0.02452 |
80 |
76 |
4 |
0 |
5005 |
They've taken drone snooping to a new level. |
1.0500 |
0.02452 |
80 |
76 |
4 |
0 |
5006 |
I worry those two will hurt themselves. |
1.0494 |
0.02992 |
81 |
78 |
2 |
1 |
5007 |
There’s George. So much for his “unique” flying skills. |
1.0494 |
0.02422 |
81 |
77 |
4 |
0 |
5008 |
The suiciders are really getting aggressive these days... |
1.0494 |
0.02992 |
81 |
78 |
2 |
1 |
5009 |
It seems like the snowbirds return earlier every year. |
1.0488 |
0.02393 |
82 |
78 |
4 |
0 |
5010 |
Well, the Vogels are back for the summer. |
1.0488 |
0.02393 |
82 |
78 |
4 |
0 |
5011 |
Hey! isn't that the Schmidt's? |
1.0488 |
0.02393 |
82 |
78 |
4 |
0 |
5012 |
Those aren't kids Honey, those Russian spies come in all shapes and sizes. |
1.0488 |
0.02393 |
82 |
78 |
4 |
0 |
5013 |
It's a bird. It's a plane. It'd better not be a poop. |
1.0488 |
0.02956 |
82 |
79 |
2 |
1 |
5014 |
Yup, it's spring alright - the snowbirds are returning from their annual migration down south" |
1.0488 |
0.02393 |
82 |
78 |
4 |
0 |
5015 |
The harbingers of extreme spring. |
1.0488 |
0.02956 |
82 |
79 |
2 |
1 |
5016 |
That one fella is going to die horribly. |
1.0482 |
0.02365 |
83 |
79 |
4 |
0 |
5017 |
The ‘snow birds’ are here! |
1.0482 |
0.02365 |
83 |
79 |
4 |
0 |
5018 |
It's the skydivers returning to Capistrano. |
1.0482 |
0.02365 |
83 |
79 |
4 |
0 |
5019 |
I thought they were supposed to fly south in the spring. |
1.0476 |
0.02338 |
84 |
80 |
4 |
0 |
5020 |
Looks like Amelia Earharts’ back in town.” -A.K. Burns, Salisbury M |
1.0476 |
0.02338 |
84 |
80 |
4 |
0 |
5021 |
Say, isn't that Joe and Leslie? |
1.0476 |
0.02338 |
84 |
80 |
4 |
0 |
5022 |
Those "Tiny Homes" look farther away than they really are. |
1.0476 |
0.02338 |
84 |
80 |
4 |
0 |
5023 |
I’m glad those people who fell out of the plane are going to land in our neighbor’s yard |
1.0476 |
0.02338 |
84 |
80 |
4 |
0 |
5024 |
Cripes, don’t they ever stop it with the Red Bull? |
1.0471 |
0.02853 |
85 |
82 |
2 |
1 |
5025 |
Let's just hope they won't plant head first into us.
-Alicia Chinatomby, Los Angeles, CA |
1.0471 |
0.02311 |
85 |
81 |
4 |
0 |
5026 |
Looks like the Johnson's are returning from Florida |
1.0465 |
0.02284 |
86 |
82 |
4 |
0 |
5027 |
See? I told you the Smiths would be flying back from Florida this weekend. |
1.0465 |
0.02284 |
86 |
82 |
4 |
0 |
5028 |
It’s an old saying, when Larry and Jerry go airy it’s time to plant berries |
1.0465 |
0.02284 |
86 |
82 |
4 |
0 |
5029 |
They think they're so smart. They should be mowing their lawn. |
1.0465 |
0.02284 |
86 |
82 |
4 |
0 |
5030 |
The yuppies are calling spring. |
1.0465 |
0.02284 |
86 |
82 |
4 |
0 |
5031 |
Do you think we’re trying to convince ourselves that we are truly happy on our knees in the dirt planting these silly little flowers or should we be up there with them, flying around without a care in the world? |
1.0465 |
0.02284 |
86 |
82 |
4 |
0 |
5032 |
Looks like we'll have to up our gardening game if we want to grow our own wings! |
1.0460 |
0.02258 |
87 |
83 |
4 |
0 |
5033 |
And we can’t get rid of our own daisies. |
1.0460 |
0.02258 |
87 |
83 |
4 |
0 |
5034 |
It's the tax inspectors trying to find out if we get extra food without paying taxes. |
1.0460 |
0.02788 |
87 |
84 |
2 |
1 |
5035 |
Wasn't there three of them on camels when they left to follow that star out of the East in December? |
1.0455 |
0.02233 |
88 |
84 |
4 |
0 |
5036 |
What was that pesticide we’re using? |
1.0455 |
0.02233 |
88 |
84 |
4 |
0 |
5037 |
This might be a sign of the New Yorkers’ times: it’s latest Airborne Division. |
1.0455 |
0.02233 |
88 |
84 |
4 |
0 |
5038 |
John and Helen sure have perfected the life of a snowbird! |
1.0455 |
0.02757 |
88 |
85 |
2 |
1 |
5039 |
They're missing planting season again. |
1.0455 |
0.02233 |
88 |
84 |
4 |
0 |
5040 |
They're gonna poo on the tulips again |
1.0449 |
0.02209 |
89 |
85 |
4 |
0 |
5041 |
Oh dear! that won’ t. End up out well!!! |
1.0449 |
0.02726 |
89 |
86 |
2 |
1 |
5042 |
The probably drank that whiskey are the store. Remember the one that was "too expensive"? |
1.0449 |
0.02209 |
89 |
85 |
4 |
0 |
5043 |
Uh-oh, our patch needs no fertilizing |
1.0444 |
0.02184 |
90 |
86 |
4 |
0 |
5044 |
Plain people. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
5045 |
Is that the work of the magic finger? |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
5046 |
It’s those damn Nicholson again with their hare brain, bird brain idea of flying around the neighborhood. |
1.0435 |
0.02638 |
92 |
89 |
2 |
1 |
5047 |
Do we have insurance against skydivers without parachutes? |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
5048 |
I know what it means if pigs start flying, not sure about humans though |
1.0430 |
0.02115 |
93 |
89 |
4 |
0 |
5049 |
There come the Buttinsky's ,always dropping in unexpectedly ! |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
5050 |
Remember when it used to be Pie in The Sky |
1.0426 |
0.02993 |
94 |
92 |
0 |
2 |
5051 |
I told you we should have invested in a taller fence,dear! |
1.0426 |
0.02093 |
94 |
90 |
4 |
0 |
5052 |
I hear the parking is great. |
1.0426 |
0.02093 |
94 |
90 |
4 |
0 |
5053 |
Looks like the Johnsons are really enjoying those sky diving lessons. |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
5054 |
Human drones hoping to broadcast their seeds. No worries: ours are much more reliable. |
1.0421 |
0.02071 |
95 |
91 |
4 |
0 |
5055 |
Look, up in the sky.
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s the neighbors#€!! |
1.0421 |
0.02071 |
95 |
91 |
4 |
0 |
5056 |
Look up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, No its Supermen! |
1.0411 |
0.02339 |
73 |
70 |
3 |
0 |
5057 |
I wouldn't worry about them. They believe gravity is a George Soros plot. Not much to do at this point. |
1.0405 |
0.02308 |
74 |
71 |
3 |
0 |
5058 |
Corporate seagulls! Fly in from out of town. Squawk. Eat our food. And crap all over us. |
1.0405 |
0.02308 |
74 |
71 |
3 |
0 |
5059 |
Those two a summer do not make…keep digging! |
1.0400 |
0.02278 |
75 |
72 |
3 |
0 |
5060 |
Looks like the jones’ are back from vacation, remind me to invite them over to hear all about their journey south from the winter. |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
5061 |
Are these the Wright brothers you told me about. |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
5062 |
How lucky are they ? Flying to Capistrano every year ! |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
5063 |
I think this might explain all the droppings on our car. |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
5064 |
'I guess that's the Robertsons home from their Manifesting Retreat.' |
1.0392 |
0.01931 |
102 |
98 |
4 |
0 |
5065 |
Looks like they're back for the spring. There goes our crops again. |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
5066 |
What’s keeping them up there? |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
5067 |
Think they're gathering intel on the new plants we're trying out this year? |
1.0375 |
0.02137 |
80 |
77 |
3 |
0 |
5068 |
I wonder how much that costs? |
1.0366 |
0.02086 |
82 |
79 |
3 |
0 |
5069 |
Well,,,,,,,,,,,, I dont know,, but it is spring,,, and lots of bird brains do fly north.!! ,,,,,,Just kidding,,,,, it takes a real genius to make a human fly without wings,, |
1.0366 |
0.02713 |
82 |
80 |
1 |
1 |
5070 |
There they go, headed down to Florida. I just don't get the appeal. |
1.0366 |
0.02086 |
82 |
79 |
3 |
0 |
5071 |
Hey, isn't that your 2. brothers who just got out of Rehab?They're flying real high now ... |
1.0366 |
0.02086 |
82 |
79 |
3 |
0 |
5072 |
The Polies are flying early to Miami this season |
1.0361 |
0.02061 |
83 |
80 |
3 |
0 |
5073 |
Hey dude- we are not homeless and destitute - - We are the BIDEN future - look - No parashoots - - - Want to eat an iguana from the ZOO ? |
1.0357 |
0.02037 |
84 |
81 |
3 |
0 |
5074 |
If they're not careful they'll be vegetables too." |
1.0345 |
0.01968 |
87 |
84 |
3 |
0 |
5075 |
They must be the new FlyGPT bots. |
1.0341 |
0.01945 |
88 |
85 |
3 |
0 |
5076 |
Marty and Esther are back from Florida. |
1.0333 |
0.01903 |
90 |
87 |
3 |
0 |
5077 |
Superman they are not! they have no cape! |
1.0294 |
0.02064 |
68 |
66 |
2 |
0 |
5078 |
Yeah, it's carbon-neutral travel, but the tights were definitely made in a sweatshop. |
1.0290 |
0.02034 |
69 |
67 |
2 |
0 |
5079 |
There goes our better angels. |
1.0290 |
0.02034 |
69 |
67 |
2 |
0 |
5080 |
Better get out the Scare Joes. |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
5081 |
It all started when they legalized pot |
1.0263 |
0.01848 |
76 |
74 |
2 |
0 |
5082 |
It’s gon be okay okay!Just don’t leave okay okay |
1.0260 |
0.01825 |
77 |
75 |
2 |
0 |
5083 |
Oh, so the Joneses, that get high on Saturday. |
1.0256 |
0.01801 |
78 |
76 |
2 |
0 |
5084 |
Do we bring a welcoming cake or bird chow? |
1.0250 |
0.01757 |
80 |
78 |
2 |
0 |
5085 |
You think they have better food when they're in a campground? |
1.0250 |
0.01757 |
80 |
78 |
2 |
0 |
5086 |
They were cute until they ravaged our aardvark population. Wait, where's the baby?! And why did you make me bring the watering can if you already had the hose out? Anyway, how many days before we can harvest these tomatoes? Next week? Burrrrrrrrrp! |
1.0233 |
0.02326 |
86 |
85 |
0 |
1 |
5087 |
It’s the Robinsons again, back from their summer vacation in Mexico. |
1.0233 |
0.01635 |
86 |
84 |
2 |
0 |
5088 |
AI is making drones look happier. |
1.0230 |
0.01616 |
87 |
85 |
2 |
0 |
5089 |
Damn. The migration's beginning. They'll be coming in waves. And I just had the car washed. |
1.0217 |
0.01529 |
92 |
90 |
2 |
0 |
5090 |
There go the Smiths, "micro-dosing" again! |
1.0217 |
0.01529 |
92 |
90 |
2 |
0 |
5091 |
The birds work for the bourgeois. |
1.0145 |
0.01460 |
69 |
68 |
1 |
0 |
5092 |
You know Phil and Shirley always have to make a big deal of returning home from vacation! |
1.0143 |
0.01439 |
70 |
69 |
1 |
0 |
5093 |
I see the Birches are leaping out. |
1.0132 |
0.01325 |
76 |
75 |
1 |
0 |
5094 |
Let's go to the park later to do some peoplewatching. |
1.0130 |
0.01307 |
77 |
76 |
1 |
0 |
5095 |
Running from coronation I guess |
1.0127 |
0.01274 |
79 |
78 |
1 |
0 |
5096 |
So that’s where my last RedBull went |
1.0125 |
0.01258 |
80 |
79 |
1 |
0 |
5097 |
Well, the snowbirds are finally back to Wisconsin! |
1.0122 |
0.01227 |
82 |
81 |
1 |
0 |