Contest #846 Summary

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Number of captions	4393
Number of responses	915320
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Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Now I’m starting to believe the mailman’s side of the story.	1.8035	0.01032	6243	2808	1854	1581
1	His last owner died? Did they say how?	1.7797	0.02166	1348	607	431	310
2	And yet he's still afraid of the vacuum.	1.7543	0.00899	7360	3315	2538	1507
3	The shelter said he'll need to be exorcized daily.	1.7319	0.01535	2816	1412	747	657
4	Yeah, it's creepy. But the fact that we don't have shadows is truly disturbing.	1.7299	0.01812	1973	977	552	444
5	No, you get him fixed.	1.7295	0.01618	2396	1163	718	515
6	On second thought, let's give him the treat.	1.7265	0.01363	3217	1521	1055	641
7	I think he's just projecting.	1.7213	0.01596	2411	1170	743	498
8	I’m more concerned about why the two of us aren’t casting shadows.	1.7164	0.01473	3032	1549	794	689
9	The vet referred us to a priest.	1.7076	0.01065	5667	2892	1540	1235
10	I think I finally know why he's afraid of his own shadow.	1.7024	0.02037	1435	704	454	277
11	OK--now see if he can do a duck.	1.6875	0.01549	2550	1303	741	506
12	Can we both not get him in the divorce?	1.6870	0.02477	968	486	299	183
13	Maybe cool it with the raw meat diet.	1.6821	0.02161	1164	560	414	190
14	He's afraid of his own shadow, but who could blame him?	1.6751	0.01974	1536	790	455	291
15	It’s your turn to walk him.	1.6711	0.01076	5577	3018	1375	1184
16	Maybe he’s not such a good boy.	1.6678	0.01490	2360	1140	864	356
17	I said exorcise him, not exercise him.	1.6650	0.01269	3758	1978	1061	719
18	I'm starting to worry about the pile of bones in the backyard.	1.6624	0.01278	3599	1870	1074	655
19	Beelzebub's Puppy Barn should have been our first clue.	1.6606	0.02041	1429	750	414	265
20	Don't mind Rover; he's afraid of his own shadow.	1.6597	0.01955	1484	759	471	254
21	Mixed breed? Mixed with what?	1.6581	0.00996	5701	2919	1812	970
22	Do you think we need to R-U-N?	1.6546	0.01865	1624	836	513	275
23	Is it just me, or does he seem different since we had him fixed?	1.6520	0.01270	3756	2018	1027	711
24	I’m not entirely sure he is a good boy.	1.6487	0.01305	3254	1673	1051	530
25	I just have this feeling that your dog hasn't warmed up to me yet.	1.6485	0.01616	2108	1081	687	340
26	He's afraid of his shadow, but can you blame him?	1.6476	0.01360	3104	1631	936	537
27	I'm telling you... there's a side of him we don't know.	1.6344	0.01535	2322	1215	741	366
28	All I did was ask, “Who’s a good Boy?”	1.6292	0.01571	2209	1163	702	344
29	I can see why he's scared of his own shadow.	1.6282	0.01029	5546	3044	1520	982
30	I don’t know if the breeder was completely honest with us.	1.6250	0.01323	3083	1626	987	470
31	Susan, I promise you, he's different when you're not here.	1.6247	0.01550	2185	1137	731	317
32	The cat warned us.	1.6223	0.00990	5703	3077	1703	923
33	It’s not you, it’s your dog.	1.6218	0.01003	5624	3057	1637	930
34	I’m sensing a lot of hostility from your dog.	1.6204	0.01499	2392	1269	762	361
35	How's your new emotional support dog?	1.6196	0.01567	2208	1178	692	338
36	I tell you, when you're not home he's a monster!	1.6185	0.01576	2160	1148	688	324
37	Now I think I know why the mail delivery stopped.	1.6097	0.00986	5524	2983	1714	827
38	At least the mice have moved out.	1.6076	0.01547	2184	1167	707	310
39	I think that's the bat signal for dinner.	1.6030	0.01845	1602	881	476	245
40	I’m not going to tell him. You tell him.	1.5999	0.01765	1607	852	546	209
41	I don't think this dog needed to be rescued.	1.5998	0.01514	2329	1274	713	342
42	He also does a chicken.	1.5888	0.01089	4728	2697	1278	753
43	We’ll only be gone for an hour, come on, really, look at that cute face, what could happen?	1.5843	0.02180	1073	589	341	143
44	Tell me what the breeder told you ...	1.5834	0.01854	1474	808	472	194
45	His name is Shadow.	1.5716	0.02023	1333	771	362	200
46	The shelter did tell us he was afraid of his own shadow.	1.5685	0.01133	4408	2608	1094	706
47	He knows S-I-T, S-T-A-Y, and C-O-N-S-U-M-E-T-H-E-S-O-U-L-S-O-F-M-Y-E-N-E-M-I-E-S	1.5670	0.03212	545	322	137	86
48	I have to stop reading Stephen King.	1.5636	0.01836	1542	884	447	211
49	I can't even make a rabbit.	1.5635	0.01112	4394	2571	1170	653
50	Maybe I need to see him in a new light, like you say	1.5604	0.02042	1142	633	378	131
51	The teen years are so much harder than the puppy years.	1.5564	0.01804	1517	860	470	187
52	He can fetch, shake and play undead.	1.5552	0.01261	3161	1810	947	404
53	I think he’s got illusions of grandeur.	1.5465	0.01964	1290	746	383	161
54	What have you unleashed?	1.5422	0.01450	2868	1822	537	509
55	He likes to project a tough-guy image	1.5377	0.01191	3768	2280	950	538
56	Wait... did the previous owner say dalmatian or damnation?"	1.5375	0.01226	3790	2361	821	608
57	I would feed him whatever he wants.	1.5366	0.01365	2777	1660	744	373
58	I miss the old days when he would just growl.	1.5294	0.01267	3285	2002	827	456
59	I assumed you had given him all those bones he was burying in the backyard.	1.5269	0.01341	3063	1910	692	461
60	I’m also scared of his shadow.	1.5261	0.01329	2967	1813	747	407
61	Rex now responds only to T-Rex	1.5240	0.01346	2893	1774	722	397
62	Sometimes I wonder - what is he really thinking?	1.5227	0.01423	2493	1508	667	318
63	Sometimes I think the whole "good boy" thing is a facade.	1.5203	0.01368	2689	1631	717	341
64	Let’s keep him on the prozac.	1.5194	0.01430	2547	1569	633	345
65	So what exactly happens when the doorbell rings?	1.5190	0.01401	2559	1554	682	323
66	That's his one trick.	1.5187	0.03900	347	215	84	48
67	They say the first night with a new puppy is the scariest.	1.5185	0.01430	2565	1587	626	352
68	Do you think there was a reason he was at the rescue center?	1.5181	0.01402	2590	1584	670	336
69	He’s afraid of his own shadow, and so am I.	1.5179	0.01436	2520	1555	625	340
70	It began the day he was neutered.	1.5178	0.01450	2559	1603	587	369
71	I think we should switch to overhead lighting.	1.5162	0.01458	2315	1400	635	280
72	You say he’s a good boy, but I get the sense he’s hiding his true feelings.	1.5149	0.01468	2309	1406	617	286
73	I’d suggest we only walk him on cloudy days.	1.5146	0.01452	2464	1528	604	332
74	Don’t look now, the dog is projecting.	1.5126	0.01604	1984	1225	501	258
75	That's not the kind of emotional support dog I wanted	1.5116	0.01899	1378	843	365	170
76	I don't know, I just get the feeling he doesn't like me.	1.5072	0.01521	2096	1279	571	246
77	He’s an unpurebred.	1.5059	0.01818	1362	809	417	136
78	Looks like our furniture isn't all that's been repossessed.	1.5046	0.01735	1641	1013	428	200
79	He seemed so friendly at the shelter.	1.5028	0.01966	1265	780	334	151
80	So, how's obedience class going?	1.5021	0.01573	1912	1165	534	213
81	It's the trick he does when the treats run out.	1.5000	0.01589	1912	1178	512	222
82	Her last owners disappeared under mysterious circumstances.	1.4997	0.01833	1429	879	386	164
83	What did you say he’s a mix of?	1.4992	0.01580	1777	1062	543	172
84	You better get him his ball.	1.4979	0.01849	1428	887	371	170
85	If he sees it, that means we have six more weeks of Halloween.	1.4908	0.01843	1522	978	341	203
86	Turns out he’s man’s best fiend.	1.4875	0.01940	1440	948	282	210
87	I suggest we let him go outside if he wants to.	1.4858	0.01823	1441	906	370	165
88	I feel like I’ve overstayed my welcome.	1.4844	0.01939	1183	725	343	115
89	His dark is much worse than his light.	1.4840	0.01949	1409	928	280	201
90	He can tell you're a cat person.	1.4831	0.01837	1451	924	353	174
91	I guess a second date is out.	1.4827	0.01838	1359	845	372	142
92	We could turn the lights off.	1.4819	0.01881	1351	854	343	154
93	I just asked him: "Who's a good dog?"	1.4817	0.01849	1422	905	349	168
94	I know it looks scary, but why's he the only one with a shadow?	1.4815	0.01891	1458	954	306	198
95	We should talk to the vet about his overbite.	1.4810	0.01912	1287	810	335	142
96	My dog? I thought he was your dog.	1.4788	0.01952	1320	855	298	167
97	Maybe we should reconsider "Mr. Snuggles."	1.4785	0.01859	1304	811	362	131
98	Well, he's part wolf, beyond a shadow of a doubt.	1.4776	0.02204	1181	808	182	191
99	Clearly, none of us like this apartment. Let’s keep looking.	1.4752	0.02019	1090	678	306	106
100	Best to just let him pee wherever he wants.	1.4749	0.01941	1196	748	328	120
101	Is it strange that we haven't gotten any mail since we got the dog?	1.4719	0.01957	1244	798	305	141
102	And you say he just followed you home?	1.4717	0.01910	1219	763	337	119
103	Just trust me, he doesn't go by 'Spot' anymore.	1.4698	0.01997	1143	724	301	118
104	I know you love him, but you just don't see what I do.	1.4693	0.01992	1174	750	297	127
105	Best we put off having kids.	1.4688	0.02116	1073	694	255	124
106	Have you ever considered that maybe he's NOT a good boy?	1.4687	0.02058	1197	790	253	154
107	At least now we know who ate the couch.	1.4664	0.02086	1085	700	264	121
108	Okay, I'm ready now to do the DNA test.	1.4647	0.02220	1063	715	202	146
109	It's just a feeling, but I don't think he likes me.	1.4640	0.01946	1235	797	303	135
110	The good news is that I know how to cure your hiccups...	1.4627	0.02047	1059	672	284	103
111	I think I know who ate the Ouija board.	1.4612	0.02060	1030	652	281	97
112	Looks like several more weeks of winter"	1.4598	0.02344	896	593	194	109
113	Never mind—don’t play dead.	1.4589	0.02303	1046	726	160	160
114	You had to have a small dog.	1.4588	0.02441	1020	735	102	183
115	I'll fetch a priest."	1.4587	0.02210	992	654	221	117
116	Are you sure his distemper vaccination is up to date?	1.4585	0.02095	1012	647	266	99
117	What did they say he was crossed with?	1.4570	0.02175	930	594	247	89
118	And now the dogsitter won't take my calls.	1.4569	0.02126	1022	664	249	109
119	Can we get a cat?	1.4563	0.02215	916	590	234	92
120	His bwahaha is worse than his bite.”	1.4560	0.02448	978	697	116	165
121	His bite is far, far worse than his bark.	1.4554	0.02254	863	552	229	82
122	My intuition is telling me your dog doesn't like me.	1.4544	0.02168	953	615	243	95
123	He’s part Corgi, part Spawn of Satan.	1.4515	0.02184	990	654	225	111
124	I don't know about that, but I do know he swallowed the flashlight.	1.4503	0.02312	866	569	204	93
125	Maybe we shouldn’t have adopted a crocospaniel.	1.4495	0.02503	723	472	177	74
126	You’re projecting.	1.4478	0.02440	824	555	169	100
127	Don’t ask questions, just get him a treat.	1.4454	0.02397	815	542	183	90
128	He likes to express his inner wolf.	1.4453	0.02285	813	523	218	72
129	Are you sure he's neutered?	1.4444	0.02378	729	465	204	60
130	I understand why he's afraid of his own shadow.	1.4431	0.02496	799	545	154	100
131	It's not you...it's the dog.	1.4426	0.02364	836	558	186	92
132	Still not as evil as the cat.	1.4408	0.02448	803	543	166	94
133	Something about this dog is really shady.	1.4406	0.02444	758	502	178	78
134	His breed is known to be passive aggressive.	1.4385	0.02707	732	517	109	106
135	You can keep the dog.	1.4381	0.02298	792	513	211	68
136	He’s fine until the doorbell rings.	1.4375	0.02238	720	446	233	41
137	Of course all dogs go to heaven, Janice, but Rex may be the exception.	1.4368	0.02371	751	489	196	66
138	From now on, the Jack London novels stay on the top shelf.	1.4365	0.02499	701	462	172	67
139	Actually, his bark is the least of my concerns.	1.4316	0.02522	716	482	159	75
140	I told you he was tired of dry food.	1.4315	0.02331	737	476	204	57
141	We need to move that lamp.	1.4304	0.02380	697	449	196	52
142	Honey, have you seen the cat?	1.4302	0.02772	630	434	121	75
143	Let's just wait until the DNA test comes back.	1.4299	0.02617	663	447	147	69
144	On second thoughts let's go for the north facing apartment.	1.4295	0.02502	645	419	175	51
145	He's a Doxie-Jekyll and Mastiff-Hyde	1.4286	0.02582	637	421	159	57
146	The vet just recommended he get out for regular, daily exorcism.	1.4279	0.02483	673	442	174	57
147	One of us is projecting .	1.4263	0.02453	746	504	166	76
148	Projecting his manipulated anger. He's been watching Fox News again.	1.4249	0.02827	579	396	120	63
149	The real question here, Nancy, is why don't we cast shadows?	1.4238	0.02874	623	443	96	84
150	As my emotional support animal, he's already warning me about your toxicity.	1.4232	0.02586	638	426	154	58
151	On second thought, a walk sounds lovely.	1.4231	0.02551	657	439	158	60
152	Maybe he needs to spend less time online.	1.4224	0.02622	651	442	143	66
153	Let's not tell Spot about his ancestry.	1.4217	0.02581	626	416	156	54
154	You’re never sure what you’re getting with a rescue dog	1.4211	0.02473	672	445	171	56
155	He comes so quickly when he's summoned.	1.4197	0.02430	629	405	184	40
156	Bite? No, he's afraid of his own shadow.	1.4194	0.02763	620	431	118	71
157	Don’t worry, he doesn’t bite.	1.4179	0.02581	615	409	155	51
158	No... I don't think he's over the whole neuter thing.	1.4159	0.02753	642	453	111	78
159	From what I hear, it was the family who were rescued.	1.4159	0.02744	642	452	113	77
160	He portrays lap dog, but he projects watch dog	1.4117	0.02623	549	360	152	37
161	I think we should see other pets.	1.4107	0.02720	599	413	126	60
162	I wanted to call him Spot, it was you who insisted on Donald!	1.4104	0.02834	575	402	110	63
163	When should we tell Saltine about the B-A-B-Y?	1.4100	0.03219	422	290	91	41
164	Don''t look now, but I think he's throwing some serious shade.	1.4097	0.02766	576	397	122	57
165	It's called projection. Ask your therapist about it.	1.4095	0.02845	569	398	109	62
166	I accidentally fed him chocolate.	1.4093	0.02758	535	360	131	44
167	Poor little guy’s scared of his own shadow	1.4091	0.02855	572	402	106	64
168	I'm not the one who's projecting.	1.4077	0.02699	569	386	134	49
169	Almost as sinister as our ventriloquist lizard.	1.4068	0.02516	531	340	166	25
170	I told you it was bad idea to name him Dr. Jekyll.	1.4059	0.02810	547	377	118	52
171	Looks like six more weeks of obedience school.	1.4040	0.02671	505	331	144	30
172	I'm starting to think that DNA kit was a mistake.	1.4028	0.02706	566	387	130	49
173	Well, at least adopting the cat doesn't seem to be bothering him.	1.4019	0.02878	535	374	107	54
174	I'm afraid to move.	1.4012	0.02868	491	334	117	40
175	I think the name “Shadow” is perfect.	1.4008	0.02885	494	338	114	42
176	Do you think Spot has an inner life?	1.4000	0.02828	455	301	126	28
177	You tell him he's not allowed on the couch.	1.3996	0.02846	478	322	121	35
178	So,you named him Jekyll?	1.3995	0.03081	423	288	101	34
179	Mail's here	1.3977	0.02887	513	357	108	48
180	Did you say he followed you home from the cemetery?	1.3954	0.02734	521	354	128	39
181	The walk sign is on.	1.3937	0.03102	442	309	92	41
182	We're not sure, but we're thinking there's some beagle and a demon in there.	1.3911	0.02925	496	348	102	46
183	Sure, I trained him to sit, but he only answers to the name 'Beelzebub.'	1.3893	0.03217	393	273	87	33
184	He has been watching too much Fox News.	1.3884	0.02912	502	354	101	47
185	No. You get the dog.	1.3868	0.03235	393	275	84	34
186	Don’t worry - his dark is worse than his bite.	1.3858	0.03048	438	306	95	37
187	‘Don’t mind him - he can sense cat people.’	1.3857	0.02992	420	287	104	29
188	You take Jekyll for a walk, and I'll just hide.	1.3833	0.03160	454	329	76	49
189	I'm not the one projecting.	1.3826	0.02757	447	299	125	23
190	I’m sorry, I don’t know what possessed him.	1.3815	0.03036	443	312	93	38
191	It's eerie how he knows his vet appointment is today.	1.3810	0.02977	441	307	100	34
192	I haven't gotten mail in weeks."	1.3805	0.03085	389	267	96	26
193	Now it’s our turn to be rescued.	1.3798	0.02807	416	277	120	19
194	I think we should consider some new indirect lighting.	1.3797	0.03010	395	269	102	24
195	He's part Pomeranian and part Tasmanian.	1.3791	0.03105	422	298	88	36
196	Something's really gotten into him lately.	1.3788	0.02773	433	290	122	21
197	I can’t help but feel Spot’s hiding something from us.	1.3762	0.03123	404	284	88	32
198	Maybe we don't want him to channel his "inner dog".	1.3762	0.03058	420	295	92	33
199	When the shelter called him Trump that should have been your first clue.	1.3759	0.03240	407	293	75	39
200	Yeah, but who's going to rescue us?	1.3753	0.02975	365	244	105	16
201	I think you let more than the dog in.	1.3750	0.02831	432	294	114	24
202	This breed must be exorcised daily.	1.3741	0.03085	425	302	87	36
203	I think he needs to go out.	1.3735	0.03221	340	233	87	20
204	I don’t know what it is exactly, but I get a bad vibe about peewee!	1.3725	0.02872	451	314	106	31
205	I thought you said he was fixed.	1.3711	0.03184	318	214	90	14
206	I thought you fed him.	1.3697	0.03653	330	242	54	34
207	It's a Banksy.	1.3684	0.03167	380	268	84	28
208	He has been this way since Cujo was on tv	1.3674	0.03018	411	289	93	29
209	He has delusions of grandeur.	1.3666	0.03465	341	246	65	30
210	He's such a good boy, but he's got some inner demons.	1.3663	0.03266	374	268	75	31
211	I have this odd feeling that he's not always a Good Boy.	1.3644	0.03252	365	260	77	28
212	His shadow chases him	1.3644	0.03252	365	260	77	28
213	Almost forgot—your mother called.	1.3634	0.03488	344	251	61	32
214	I think we need to cut back on his screen time.	1.3630	0.02984	405	284	95	26
215	You sure it's only old bones he buries?	1.3619	0.03201	373	266	79	28
216	He identifies as a Doberman.	1.3607	0.03691	305	223	54	28
217	He can also do a rabbit and a bird.	1.3601	0.03705	286	206	57	23
218	What really scares me is that you and I don't have any shadows on that wall.	1.3600	0.03535	350	260	54	36
219	You really think Cujo? I was thinking Spot..	1.3598	0.03201	353	249	81	23
220	I don't think he's getting enough exorcise	1.3596	0.03418	317	225	70	22
221	Ok, I'll call the obedience school. You call the exorcist.	1.3595	0.03135	395	284	80	31
222	It's like barking, only quieter.	1.3586	0.03638	304	221	57	26
223	Don't you find the lighting in this apartment a little harsh?	1.3583	0.03370	360	263	65	32
224	Maybe we should reconsider crate training.	1.3574	0.03218	333	233	81	19
225	I really want to blame the lighting.	1.3568	0.03280	370	269	70	31
226	How is he making that shadow puppet without any thumbs?	1.3555	0.03537	301	216	63	22
227	He buries everything.	1.3545	0.03324	299	208	76	15
228	I'm taking him to the Vet to get him fixed... he doesn't suspect a thing.	1.3542	0.03538	319	233	59	27
229	He's been a shadow of himself ever since you told him dogs are actually domesticated wolves."	1.3535	0.03337	331	237	71	23
230	I don't think your dog likes me.	1.3529	0.03143	357	253	82	22
231	Maybe it’s time to consider overhead lighting.	1.3528	0.02982	343	235	95	13
232	Apparently, the anger management course didn’t help.	1.3528	0.03408	309	220	69	20
233	I wonder why the breeder gave us a discount.	1.3524	0.03292	349	252	71	26
234	The vet said to try turning off the light then turning it back on.	1.3509	0.03788	265	192	53	20
235	I always knew you had a shady background!	1.3491	0.03091	338	236	86	16
236	Yeah, that's on me. I thought naming him Dr. Jekyll would be cute	1.3485	0.03417	307	220	67	20
237	Jekyll, where is the newspaper boy?	1.3478	0.03478	322	236	60	26
238	I know he looks completely docile, but there's something about him that not quite right.	1.3473	0.03225	334	238	76	20
239	I think its feeding time.	1.3467	0.03304	300	211	74	15
240	He gets spayed tomorrow,	1.3463	0.03354	335	244	66	25
241	Wait, you said you named him Mr Hyde?	1.3455	0.03495	330	245	56	29
242	I think he knows we're talking about him.	1.3452	0.03481	310	226	61	23
243	Maybe he's the one who needs emotional support.	1.3444	0.03287	302	213	74	15
244	I thought you said you got him fixed.	1.3441	0.03679	279	204	54	21
245	Tyrannodoodle?	1.3434	0.03851	265	196	47	22
246	What do you mean, "Don't let him sleep under the bed?"	1.3415	0.03363	325	237	65	23
247	We never should have named him Mr. Hyde.	1.3414	0.03320	331	241	67	23
248	I always thought it was strange that your mother gave me a dog.	1.3414	0.03817	249	181	51	17
249	That explains why he’s afraid of it.	1.3402	0.03396	291	208	67	16
250	Instead of Spot, how ‘bout Beelzebub?	1.3389	0.03449	301	219	62	20
251	I think I know what happened to the cat	1.3388	0.03242	307	218	74	15
252	It’s time to take him out.	1.3387	0.03732	310	237	41	32
253	That little thing is your watchdog?!	1.3376	0.03462	311	229	59	23
254	I think we need to rehome his inner self.	1.3373	0.02956	338	236	90	12
255	Thanks for watching him. Remember not to feed him after midnight.	1.3369	0.03675	282	209	51	22
256	We'll just take turns sleeping until we figure this out.	1.3368	0.03654	288	214	51	23
257	The poor thing is scared of his own shadow.	1.3367	0.03535	294	216	57	21
258	Forgive me if I don't hug you.	1.3365	0.03517	315	235	54	26
259	Looks like his alter ego is back!	1.3358	0.03502	268	192	62	14
260	There was psilocybin in the soup, wasn't there?	1.3345	0.03405	293	212	64	17
261	It's either a great talent or a stupid pet trick.	1.3343	0.03242	341	250	68	23
262	Your profile said you had no possessions.	1.3343	0.03170	344	250	73	21
263	Don't let him sleep in your bed	1.3333	0.03555	291	215	55	21
264	I can’t shake this nagging feeling that he simply doesn’t like me.	1.3321	0.03597	274	201	55	18
265	We aren't casting a shadow, so it must be part of the exhibition.	1.3320	0.03404	259	183	66	10
266	I just have this odd feeling about his obedience school training.	1.3309	0.03525	269	195	59	15
267	I’m not a fan of the new lighting.	1.3299	0.03437	288	210	61	17
268	The vet did say we need to exorcize him more.	1.3295	0.03647	264	194	53	17
269	He won Best in Show at Westmonster.	1.3295	0.03664	258	189	53	16
270	Put the goddamn couch back.	1.3285	0.03414	277	200	63	14
271	I said give me your paw, not play mother-in-law	1.3285	0.03320	274	195	68	11
272	I think we should cut out the 'Who's a good dog?' business. He's not buying it.	1.3282	0.03610	259	189	55	15
273	You just HAD to name him shadow	1.3262	0.03692	282	213	46	23
274	I'll get the L-E-A-S-H. You call the V-E-T.	1.3258	0.03757	264	198	46	20
275	He’s having that ‘ death to all who pretend to own me’ fantasy again.	1.3258	0.03600	264	194	54	16
276	Have you ever felt there is another side of Spot?	1.3257	0.03444	307	229	56	22
277	I’m projecting?! What about him?	1.3253	0.03831	249	186	45	18
278	It's not my dog....	1.3252	0.03688	246	180	52	14
279	Ever wonder what he's thinking?	1.3248	0.03667	234	169	54	11
280	Did I mention I’m a “cat person?”	1.3248	0.03617	234	168	56	10
281	No wonder he's scared of his own shadow.	1.3246	0.03522	268	196	57	15
282	Do you ever get the sense that Buster isn’t the ‘good boy’ everyone says he is?	1.3239	0.03495	284	210	56	18
283	I thought he was fixed.	1.3227	0.03326	282	204	65	13
284	We really have to move that lamp.	1.3224	0.02917	335	238	86	11
285	This breed may be the least aggressive, but it’s got to be the most passive–aggressive.	1.3223	0.04075	242	186	34	22
286	C'mon boy, play repressed.	1.3222	0.03339	270	194	65	11
287	I told you Jung was a terrible name for a dog.	1.3221	0.03446	298	222	56	20
288	Who's going to rescue us?	1.3217	0.02862	314	219	89	6
289	Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the crate this morning.	1.3216	0.04038	255	198	32	25
290	I get the feeling his bite is worse than his bark.	1.3211	0.03680	246	181	51	14
291	Just give him the treat already.	1.3208	0.03699	265	199	47	19
292	I told you, don't let him watch Carlson.	1.3199	0.03668	272	205	47	20
293	Six more weeks of therapy	1.3185	0.03571	270	201	52	17
294	Did you feed Rex?	1.3184	0.03824	223	164	47	12
295	Best guard dog I've ever had.	1.3184	0.03979	223	167	41	15
296	We all have our demons.	1.3182	0.03463	264	193	58	13
297	I just discovered the difference between CBD and LSD.	1.3178	0.03778	236	175	47	14
298	You say you found him down by the old Addams place?	1.3176	0.03859	233	174	44	15
299	OK--you tell her we're out of Milk Bones.	1.3172	0.04074	227	173	36	18
300	Now do a bird.	1.3168	0.03962	202	148	44	10
301	As long as she stays in that exact spot it won't feel like a total waste of paint.	1.3165	0.03717	237	175	49	13
302	I don't think he's quite ready to sleep in the kids' bedroom.	1.3158	0.03704	247	184	48	15
303	Have you noticed we stopped receiving our mail?	1.3158	0.03989	209	155	42	12
304	The trainer said the worst is behind us.	1.3158	0.03614	247	182	52	13
305	What if he isn't a good boy?	1.3151	0.03482	292	220	52	20
306	This explains why he's scared of his own shadow.	1.3146	0.03551	267	199	52	16
307	He's all shadow but no bite.	1.3134	0.03337	268	195	62	11
308	That still doesn't explain why we don't cast shadows	1.3128	0.03956	211	157	42	12
309	He doesn't growl. He just throws shade.	1.3125	0.03579	272	205	49	18
310	Forget the vet...we're gonna need a priest	1.3115	0.03726	244	183	46	15
311	I don’t think I’m the only one projecting here.”	1.3113	0.03883	212	157	44	11
312	I think he really likes you.	1.3107	0.03394	280	208	57	15
313	Someone's ready for a walk on the dark side.	1.3106	0.03576	235	172	53	10
314	She doesn't have a mean bone in her body.	1.3105	0.03261	277	202	64	11
315	His bite is definitely worse than his bark.	1.3102	0.03668	245	183	48	14
316	Don't look now, but his shadow just ate ours.	1.3102	0.04051	216	164	37	15
317	You think he sensed that I am a mailman?	1.3102	0.03719	216	158	49	9
318	Spot's pretty docile, but his shadow hasn't gotten over the neutering.	1.3099	0.03790	242	183	43	16
319	Haven't seen your third husband around the building recently, Mrs Smith. Is everything okay at home?	1.3096	0.03958	239	184	36	19
320	If you didn't say "I need to slake my thirst on human blood", then who did?	1.3096	0.04002	239	185	34	20
321	How about we turn off that lamp?	1.3095	0.03663	210	152	51	7
322	Did the shelter mention who may have previously possessed him?	1.3084	0.04232	214	166	30	18
323	The vet said we should contact a priest."	1.3084	0.03705	227	168	48	11
324	No, I think you're spot on naming him Jekyll.	1.3080	0.03794	237	179	43	15
325	That’s why I don’t blame him for barking at his shadow.	1.3077	0.03602	260	196	48	16
326	We all have our demons, I guess.	1.3073	0.04485	179	137	29	13
327	We need to do a background check.	1.3071	0.03411	241	175	58	8
328	I wish we knew more about the breeder.	1.3067	0.03685	238	178	47	13
329	I told you it was a bad idea to send him to a Jungian canine therapist.	1.3065	0.03585	248	185	50	13
330	I get a feeling he doesn’t like me getting near you.	1.3065	0.03492	248	183	54	11
331	He overheard us talking about getting a cat.	1.3063	0.03809	222	166	44	12
332	What do you mean the cat’s missing?!	1.3055	0.03576	275	210	46	19
333	I get a weird feeling this puppy isn't gonna be good with the kids.	1.3051	0.03846	236	180	40	16
334	Oh! I thought you said the dog needed 'exercise'.	1.3049	0.03899	223	169	40	14
335	Sometimes I get the feeling he's very angry we had him fixed.	1.3049	0.03951	223	170	38	15
336	Poor Rex. Since he got spayed,he's been a shadow of his former self!	1.3049	0.03736	246	187	43	16
337	Honestly, I'm more freaked out that we don't cast any shadow at all.	1.3041	0.04077	217	167	34	16
338	He’s very good at projecting.	1.3038	0.03676	260	199	43	18
339	It's like he knows what we're thinking	1.3036	0.03448	247	182	55	10
340	He loves burying bones. I just wish I knew where he gets them.	1.3035	0.03814	201	148	45	8
341	Is it really the job of a therapy dog to express your anger toward me?	1.3029	0.04030	208	158	37	13
342	He's a rescue dog, of course he’s got issues.	1.3025	0.03724	238	180	44	14
343	Did he have a good time at your parents?	1.3021	0.03556	235	174	51	10
344	I still think 'Killer' would be a more appropriate name than 'Fifi' "	1.3021	0.03707	235	177	45	13
345	You don't see it but your dog doesn't like me	1.3017	0.03680	242	183	45	14
346	Do you want to take him on a stroll in the moonlight?	1.3017	0.03537	242	180	51	11
347	Of course he likes you.	1.3016	0.03892	189	139	43	7
348	The breeder called her a Black Pantherdoodle.	1.3014	0.03832	219	165	42	12
349	This is bad; we don’t even have any lights on.	1.3000	0.04001	230	179	33	18
350	I'll put on the mailman costume and let's see what happens.	1.2995	0.03917	207	156	40	11
351	But my sister said he’s a perfect angel.	1.2991	0.03714	214	159	46	9
352	Did you remember to pick up Brutus’ Prozac?	1.2991	0.03943	214	163	38	13
353	Not sure if the vet is what he needs, honey.	1.2990	0.03893	204	153	41	10
354	I'm starting to think he's not a purebred...	1.2988	0.03730	241	184	42	15
355	Remember to exorcise him daily.	1.2986	0.03636	221	164	48	9
356	Play dead. Please.	1.2977	0.03456	215	156	54	5
357	I think he wants out.	1.2976	0.03938	205	155	39	11
358	What say we go back to the old kibble?	1.2976	0.03687	205	151	47	7
359	Apparently, second place at Westminster had more of an impact on him than we thought.	1.2974	0.03626	232	174	47	11
360	I hear your late mother believed in reincarnation.	1.2972	0.04129	212	165	31	16
361	What's really scary is he's the only one casting a shadow.	1.2972	0.04020	212	163	35	14
362	He may be small but he does cast an imposing shadow.	1.2967	0.03885	209	158	40	11
363	It's a little small but it gets good light.	1.2959	0.03552	267	205	45	17
364	Tell me again what happened to his previous owner?	1.2955	0.04212	176	133	34	9
365	What are you feeding him?	1.2944	0.03906	197	148	40	9
366	The vet called, they forgot a shot.	1.2944	0.03642	214	159	47	8
367	Maybe you should pick up some garlic.	1.2944	0.03760	214	161	43	10
368	Ever since the “operation,” he’s been a shadow of his former self.	1.2941	0.03818	204	153	42	9
369	We need to address the werewolf in the room.	1.2933	0.03581	225	168	48	9
370	We think he's part shadow boxer.	1.2933	0.03642	208	154	47	7
371	Do we take her to a vet or a priest?	1.2927	0.03925	205	156	38	11
372	I’d say his bite is gonna be waaaaay worse than his bark.”	1.2924	0.03722	236	181	41	14
373	“His walker said he commands a lot of respect at the dog park.”	1.2919	0.04136	185	141	34	10
374	I wonder if she objects to being described as a bitch.	1.2919	0.04103	209	163	31	15
375	It’s just come to me, we should call her Dorothy, after your mother”	1.2917	0.03965	192	145	38	9
376	Pssst. Don’t turn around, and whatever you do, don’t make eye contact.	1.2917	0.03754	192	142	44	6
377	The vet said something about delusions of grandeur.	1.2914	0.04217	175	133	33	9
378	Where’s the cat?	1.2912	0.04323	182	141	29	12
379	We rescued him. Who will rescue us?	1.2911	0.03354	237	175	55	7
380	I think we need to talk about your spirit animal	1.2906	0.04007	203	156	35	12
381	I don't want him sleeping in our bed.	1.2905	0.03754	179	131	44	4
382	To be honest, I’m more concerned that we aren’t casting shadows.	1.2903	0.04390	186	146	26	14
383	The results said he's 70% beagle and 100% sleeping outside."	1.2902	0.03879	193	145	40	8
384	He throws some mean shade.	1.2900	0.03921	200	152	38	10
385	I think Jekyll is hiding something.	1.2894	0.03312	235	173	56	6
386	Why don't you take him for a walk?	1.2892	0.04278	166	126	32	8
387	Ok. I'm going to yell "squirrel", and you open the door.	1.2889	0.04131	180	137	34	9
388	He is a Dalmatian Demon mix.	1.2888	0.03656	232	177	43	12
389	He's had his shots, right?	1.2887	0.04064	194	149	34	11
390	I'm not sure who needs rescuing."	1.2882	0.04039	170	127	37	6
391	I think we should feed him.	1.2879	0.03876	198	150	39	9
392	The mailman won’t deliver anything until after dark.	1.2874	0.04082	167	125	36	6
393	I’m telling you, your dog has it out for me.	1.2872	0.04009	188	143	36	9
394	Thankfully we're in his pack.	1.2871	0.03800	209	159	40	10
395	The vet said he has a multiple personality disorder	1.2866	0.04304	164	125	31	8
396	He frightens me beyond a shadow of a snout.	1.2865	0.04330	185	145	27	13
397	he could stay with your mother	1.2865	0.04345	192	152	25	15
398	I’d get a leash.	1.2864	0.03579	206	153	47	6
399	Muffin may need to go out but we need to GET OUT.	1.2863	0.03756	227	175	39	13
400	The vet says he’s not getting enough exorcise	1.2863	0.03680	234	180	41	13
401	Yeah, a lot of walkers quit on me.	1.2857	0.03828	196	148	40	8
402	Define "friendly."	1.2857	0.03994	203	157	34	12
403	Since we got him fixed he’s just a shadow of his former self.	1.2857	0.04200	175	134	32	9
404	It's not you---it's Spot.	1.2857	0.04149	168	127	34	7
405	His distain for me looms large.	1.2857	0.03710	231	178	40	13
406	What have you unleashed upon us?	1.2857	0.03535	210	156	48	6
407	What makes you think this breed has a dark side?"	1.2850	0.03694	207	156	43	8
408	Obedience school isn't working.	1.2850	0.03776	200	151	41	8
409	He’s been digging in the cemetery again, hasn’t he?	1.2850	0.04199	193	151	29	13
410	How much longer does his teddy bear have in the dryer?	1.2848	0.04015	165	123	37	5
411	Well, they never said WHICH emotions he would support…	1.2848	0.04451	165	128	27	10
412	He seems nice. Maybe I'm just projecting.	1.2846	0.03576	253	196	42	15
413	When did we last feed the dog?	1.2845	0.03268	232	171	56	5
414	I just feel the city is changing him.	1.2844	0.03521	211	157	48	6
415	Are goldfish still an option?	1.2842	0.03829	190	143	40	7
416	This is his best one but he also can do butterflies and rabbits.	1.2835	0.03916	194	148	37	9
417	He's a good boy, yes, but he has a dark side	1.2828	0.03861	198	151	38	9
418	I know he still seems like a pup, but it's definitely time to get him neutered.	1.2825	0.04310	177	138	28	11
419	The vet said this breed tends to be passive aggressive	1.2825	0.03920	177	133	38	6
420	You know what they say — a dog’s inner demon is worse than its bite.	1.2821	0.03669	234	181	40	13
421	No, he didn't win the Westminster Dog Show, but he's taking it like a champ.	1.2818	0.03826	220	171	36	13
422	I’m so worried about him. He’s just a shadow of his former self. .	1.2816	0.04204	174	134	31	9
423	He's afraid of his own shadow.	1.2816	0.03759	206	157	40	9
424	Trump the Dog	1.2814	0.04404	167	130	27	10
425	I'm sure the cat's just hiding.	1.2814	0.04038	199	155	32	12
426	We're going to need a better shade for that lamp.	1.2814	0.03778	199	151	40	8
427	It just ate our shadows.	1.2810	0.03831	210	162	37	11
428	Fido’s throwing some shade.	1.2809	0.04061	178	136	34	8
429	I'm not saying the dog's looming nightmare shadow isn't a problem. Far from it. But I'm equally concerned that neither of us even has a shadow. Are we, like, trapped in a cave with some old Greek dudes or what?	1.2809	0.03801	235	185	34	16
430	Don't take it personally, he's projecting.	1.2808	0.04042	203	159	31	13
431	I can't put my finger on it, but I feel he doesn't like us!	1.2806	0.04014	196	152	33	11
432	Possessive is OK; I'm not sure about possessed.	1.2803	0.03463	239	182	47	10
433	I don't think we should let him sleep on the bed.	1.2802	0.03805	207	159	38	10
434	I never knew 'hellhound' was a breed.	1.2800	0.03957	200	155	34	11
435	I think he’s still mad about the, uh, surgery.	1.2798	0.03987	193	149	34	10
436	I tell you this GOOD DOG routine is just a front!	1.2796	0.03695	211	161	41	9
437	She's projecting.	1.2794	0.03777	204	156	39	9
438	How’s his bark?	1.2793	0.03574	222	169	44	9
439	How come your old boyfriend let you keep the dog?	1.2792	0.04171	154	116	33	5
440	They said a lab mix, was it from a science lab?	1.2789	0.04294	147	111	31	5
441	Stay calm, Brenda, but he just ATE OUR SHADOWS!!!!	1.2786	0.05076	140	112	17	11
442	He keeps intruders away.	1.2785	0.03528	237	182	44	11
443	I don't think it would hurt to put a little Xanax in his dog food.	1.2784	0.04162	176	136	31	9
444	And when he walks past the mirror, there's no reflection.	1.2784	0.04101	194	152	30	12
445	He said there’s two dogs inside him	1.2778	0.03751	216	167	38	11
446	I think I misunderstood what "therapy dog" meant.	1.2775	0.03875	173	130	38	5
447	At least he's housebroken.	1.2772	0.03962	184	141	35	8
448	I don't think he likes me.	1.2770	0.03725	213	164	39	10
449	But a ten-pound dog could not have eaten all of our furniture.	1.2767	0.03981	159	119	36	4
450	Does your dog bite?	1.2765	0.03914	170	128	37	5
451	He'll need to be exercised and exorcised.	1.2764	0.03830	199	153	37	9
452	I get the sense he knows we're going for a W-A-L-K.	1.2763	0.03719	228	178	37	13
453	He needs alter ego obedience class, hon.	1.2762	0.03877	210	164	34	12
454	Did you feed him today?	1.2760	0.03399	192	141	49	2
455	He's afraid of his shadow, and so am I.	1.2759	0.03714	203	155	40	8
456	What did you expect, getting a rescue dog from Jersey?	1.2759	0.04025	174	133	34	7
457	Perhaps we should feed him.	1.2757	0.03463	243	187	45	11
458	He's projecting again.	1.2755	0.03866	196	151	36	9
459	Sometimes I wonder what he's thinking	1.2752	0.03663	218	168	40	10
460	Who's gonna tell him he's adopted?	1.2751	0.03740	189	143	40	6
461	Let me guess. His bite is much worse than his bark.	1.2750	0.03747	200	153	39	8
462	Looks like we will need that pit bull exorcist after all	1.2748	0.03674	222	172	39	11
463	Armageddon, that's a peculiar name for a dog."	1.2742	0.03925	186	143	35	8
464	We should have read the fine print at the shelter.	1.2742	0.03696	186	140	41	5
465	I'm really good at reading him, and I think he wants dinner.	1.2742	0.04071	186	145	31	10
466	They promised he'd be a good guard dog	1.2739	0.04391	157	122	27	8
467	Pretty sure he wants to go out. But I still don't see how he does the teeth!	1.2737	0.03783	179	135	39	5
468	They say there is no such thing as bad dogs, only bad owners...	1.2736	0.03797	201	155	37	9
469	No more night walks when there's a full moon	1.2733	0.04130	172	133	31	8
470	Looks like spot found my stash.	1.2733	0.03875	172	130	37	5
471	Should we get him a therapy dog?	1.2732	0.03816	194	149	37	8
472	Do you see what I see!	1.2727	0.03818	176	133	38	5
473	He knows where the bones are buried.	1.2723	0.03780	191	146	38	7
474	I prefer that he not sleep in our bedroom.	1.2722	0.03729	169	126	40	3
475	My dog? That’s your dog.	1.2718	0.03868	195	151	35	9
476	So that's why the rescue agency was so dimly lit!	1.2717	0.04026	173	133	33	7
477	That's nothing! With all four paws he can make a flying swan."	1.2717	0.04190	173	135	29	9
478	I think he needs to get more exorcise.	1.2713	0.03815	188	144	37	7
479	I think it means 6 more years of winter.	1.2713	0.03740	188	143	39	6
480	We should never have called him Rex.	1.2711	0.04221	166	129	29	8
481	I suddenly get the feeling he may not be a “good boy”.	1.2708	0.03763	192	147	38	7
482	So maybe switching to vegan dog food wasn’t the best idea.	1.2707	0.04136	181	142	29	10
483	He’s yours in the divorce.	1.2706	0.03982	170	130	34	6
484	We should exorcise him more.	1.2704	0.03782	196	151	37	8
485	Exactly how old is his soul?	1.2703	0.03851	185	142	36	7
486	OMG! Look at his astral projection!	1.2701	0.03478	211	160	45	6
487	I’m questioning his loyalty.	1.2700	0.03798	200	155	36	9
488	I think he's taking this inner beast thing too far	1.2698	0.03797	189	145	37	7
489	I’m going to back away slowly and turn on the overhead light.	1.2697	0.04026	178	138	32	8
490	Actually, Robyn, I think part of Shadow does know what neuter means.	1.2695	0.04367	167	132	25	10
491	You should see him by campfire.	1.2692	0.04059	208	167	26	15
492	His favorite thing to do is fetch souls.	1.2690	0.03833	197	153	35	9
493	That's some serious shade your dog's giving me.	1.2690	0.04048	171	132	32	7
494	I just heard him break wind and it appeared.	1.2690	0.04374	171	136	24	11
495	If you keep saying bad dog bad dog you'll warp his self image.	1.2690	0.04182	145	110	31	4
496	I specifically asked you not to walk him through the valley of the shadow of death.	1.2688	0.04752	160	130	17	13
497	He’s scared of his own shadow, and frankly so am I.	1.2687	0.03911	201	158	32	11
498	Are you sure you fed her today?	1.2687	0.03579	201	153	42	6
499	Have you seen my Psilocybin?	1.2686	0.03986	175	135	33	7
500	It’s an optical delusion.	1.2679	0.04091	168	130	31	7
501	I've seen this movie before	1.2678	0.03546	183	137	43	3
502	Seems like his shadow is worse than his bark or bite….	1.2675	0.03367	228	174	47	7
503	It’s like that movie, ‘666 Dalmatians.’	1.2674	0.04193	172	135	28	9
504	For some reason he’s not touching that vegan dog food you got him.	1.2674	0.04111	172	134	30	8
505	He’s just a Jung pup	1.2673	0.03632	202	155	40	7
506	Good boy….???	1.2671	0.03917	161	122	35	4
507	Let's not exaggerate his dark side.	1.2671	0.04110	161	124	31	6
508	I can't explain it, but she reminds me of my mother somehow.	1.2667	0.04213	180	143	26	11
509	Did you say that you’re on your third dog-walker?	1.2667	0.03920	195	153	32	10
510	It's his projected self-image.	1.2667	0.04403	150	117	26	7
511	Do you really want him sleeping on our bed at night?	1.2667	0.04361	135	103	28	4
512	Do you ever wonder what goes on in their simple minds?	1.2667	0.04223	165	129	28	8
513	It’s not you…it’s him.	1.2663	0.03594	199	152	41	6
514	The DNA test says he’s part chihuahua, 1/8th beagle, and a little bit Hellhound.	1.2663	0.04076	184	145	29	10
515	I don’t think his distemper shots are working	1.2662	0.03913	154	116	35	3
516	I can’t believe this sweet boy had twelve owners before us.”	1.2660	0.04016	188	148	30	10
517	Don’t turn around	1.2658	0.04437	158	125	24	9
518	He’s become a shadow of his former self	1.2655	0.03424	177	131	45	1
519	I wish you'd quit teaching him tricks	1.2654	0.03796	162	122	37	3
520	Wow so they took his balls AND his soul?	1.2653	0.04458	147	115	25	7
521	I would discourage you from blaming it on the dog.	1.2651	0.04113	166	129	30	7
522	When was the last time you fed the dog?	1.2650	0.03716	200	155	37	8
523	What did you expect with a dog named Jekyll?	1.2649	0.04764	151	122	18	11
524	I'm not gonna be the hand that feeds him.	1.2649	0.03756	185	142	37	6
525	I’m telling you, I know how shadows work. There wouldn’t be holes for eyes.	1.2647	0.04922	136	109	18	9
526	It's just that I sometimes feel overshadowed.	1.2646	0.03997	189	149	30	10
527	But it's better than the barking.	1.2645	0.04202	155	120	29	6
528	I still trust him more than any cat.	1.2644	0.04069	174	136	30	8
529	I don't think the DNA test for Max was accurate.	1.2642	0.03801	193	150	35	8
530	And what happened to the doorknob?	1.2642	0.03449	212	162	44	6
531	We’re out of dog food	1.2642	0.03833	159	120	36	3
532	If someone suggested I get neutered, I might have the same reaction.	1.2637	0.04244	182	146	24	12
533	No.. MY dog is better at hand puppets.	1.2635	0.04108	148	113	31	4
534	Spot takes his job very seriously.	1.2634	0.03580	186	141	41	4
535	It devoured our shadows.	1.2632	0.04041	152	116	32	4
536	Oh shit.	1.2632	0.04992	114	89	20	5
537	We'll be gone two hours, he'll be fine.	1.2632	0.03836	190	148	34	8
538	Maybe we're underestimating him.	1.2629	0.04048	175	137	30	8
539	This edible is too strong.	1.2628	0.04179	156	121	29	6
540	I knew he always had it in him.	1.2626	0.03663	198	153	38	7
541	I like to think he rescued me	1.2626	0.03987	179	140	31	8
542	What happened to the cat?	1.2626	0.04217	179	143	25	11
543	I can do that with my hands	1.2624	0.03750	202	158	35	9
544	I’m considering overhead lighting.	1.2623	0.03773	183	141	36	6
545	Is he sleeping in our bed tonight?	1.2622	0.04136	164	128	29	7
546	I don't think the pet psychologist is working. He's still projecting.	1.2622	0.03656	164	123	39	2
547	In this case I'm going with bite.	1.2621	0.03436	206	157	44	5
548	I thought you said he was a "Terrier," not a "Terror."	1.2621	0.04155	145	111	30	4
549	Our greatest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.	1.2621	0.04487	145	114	24	7
550	He's repressed his inner carnivore.	1.2617	0.03485	214	165	42	7
551	Regardless of subtle threats I still think we should have him neutered.	1.2616	0.04091	172	135	29	8
552	Has he been on social media again?	1.2616	0.04007	172	134	31	7
553	I don’t think that was weed.	1.2614	0.04226	153	119	28	6
554	Are you sure he doesn’t bite?	1.2614	0.03511	176	132	42	2
555	Maybe we should switch him back to his old dog food.	1.2611	0.03798	203	160	33	10
556	Have you seen the cat?	1.2609	0.04059	184	146	28	10
557	He has shades of small dog syndrome	1.2609	0.03755	184	142	36	6
558	I told you that hiring a Jungian dog trainer could be risky!	1.2606	0.04023	165	128	31	6
559	Honey, maybe the cat DIDN'T run away.	1.2606	0.04320	142	110	27	5
560	You have no idea what he is like when you are not here.	1.2606	0.04202	142	109	29	4
561	The adoption agency did say he had a a haunted past.	1.2602	0.03819	196	154	33	9
562	You were supposed to take him out for his exorcism.	1.2602	0.03534	196	150	41	5
563	Don't look now, but I think his inner wolf is trying to get out.	1.2599	0.03760	177	136	36	5
564	I told you there was something off about his profile.	1.2597	0.03888	154	117	34	3
565	I've never heard of a Jekyll Russel Terrier?	1.2597	0.03949	181	142	31	8
566	Your dog is republican.	1.2597	0.04101	181	144	27	10
567	But is our apartment a good fit for a wolvereenydoodle?	1.2596	0.03794	208	165	32	11
568	He’s a shadow of his former self.	1.2595	0.03966	185	146	30	9
569	He knows sit, stay, and shadow puppets.	1.2593	0.04814	135	108	19	8
570	He’s the kind of dog that’s scared of his own shadow.	1.2593	0.03755	216	172	32	12
571	Oh no, “rescue” was referring to myself.	1.2591	0.03712	193	150	36	7
572	Heck, even I'm afraid of his shadow.	1.2590	0.04180	166	131	27	8
573	It's weird and horrifying, and I want to monetize it.	1.2590	0.04092	166	130	29	7
574	Where did he get the flashlight?	1.2590	0.04267	166	132	25	9
575	I knew that labradoodle at the park was a bad influence.	1.2590	0.04002	166	129	31	6
576	Poor Spot is always shadowed by these inner demons.	1.2590	0.03909	166	128	33	5
577	Don't worry. He's all shadow and no bite.	1.2588	0.04279	170	136	24	10
578	IS he a good boy,though?	1.2588	0.03941	170	132	32	6
579	Did you forget to tell him that he's a good boy today?	1.2586	0.03967	174	136	31	7
580	Muffin doesn’t need to go out. She needs us to GET OUT.”	1.2585	0.03872	147	111	34	2
581	I think he sees himself more as man's best F-I-E-N-D!	1.2584	0.03826	178	138	34	6
582	He's a Dalmatian/Terriersaurus mix	1.2584	0.03826	178	138	34	6
583	On second thought, I’m not a dog person.	1.2583	0.04146	151	117	29	5
584	He doesn’t need an exorcism. Just ear rubs.	1.2582	0.04081	182	145	27	10
585	Jimmy is still insisting that there is a monster in his bedroom.	1.2582	0.03851	182	142	33	7
586	I’m projecting?	1.2582	0.03851	182	142	33	7
587	He is really good at hiding his inner feelings	1.2581	0.03866	155	118	34	3
588	Send him to where the sun doesn't shine	1.2579	0.04205	159	125	27	7
589	Our neighbor just called. Their c-a-t is missing.	1.2578	0.04187	128	97	29	2
590	I have a strange feeling your dog doesn't like me.	1.2577	0.03906	194	154	30	10
591	Without a shadow of a doubt, he is a monster!	1.2576	0.03716	198	155	35	8
592	Have you seen the cat anywhere?	1.2575	0.04070	167	131	29	7
593	How long is your mother planning to stay with us?	1.2575	0.03981	167	130	31	6
594	He’s a mix.	1.2573	0.03920	171	133	32	6
595	Is there something about your dog that you want to share with me?	1.2573	0.04007	171	134	30	7
596	He's been practicing all week.	1.2573	0.04092	171	135	28	8
597	Maybe we should keep it Platonic.	1.2571	0.04102	140	107	30	3
598	He says you washed all his toys.	1.2570	0.03807	179	139	34	6
599	A rescue from where, exactly?	1.2570	0.03807	179	139	34	6
600	I'm afraid of his shadow.	1.2569	0.04152	144	111	29	4
601	You should see it when he wags his tail.	1.2568	0.04134	183	147	25	11
602	Don’t worry about him, He’s a shadow box terrier	1.2568	0.04193	148	115	28	5
603	I see the cat took up lighting design.	1.2567	0.03624	187	144	38	5
604	I told you not to name him Rex.	1.2566	0.04226	152	119	27	6
605	I told you I didn’t trust that breeder.	1.2566	0.03675	152	114	37	1
606	Of course, Petfinder called him a lab mix.	1.2566	0.04328	152	120	25	7
607	I sure miss incandescent bulbs.	1.2566	0.04015	152	117	31	4
608	Maybe we need to take her off that Keto diet.	1.2565	0.03943	191	152	29	10
609	Remember when he was a pup and gave off butterfly patterns.	1.2564	0.05172	117	94	16	7
610	Do you think we need to get a different lamp?	1.2564	0.04155	156	122	28	6
611	His id is worse than his bite.	1.2563	0.04182	160	126	27	7
612	Why does he smell like brimstone?	1.2563	0.03990	160	124	31	5
613	His name is Rex.	1.2563	0.04366	160	128	23	9
614	Maybe he is not a good boy after all.	1.2561	0.04204	164	130	26	8
615	I told you we should’ve gone through a breeder.	1.2560	0.03540	207	161	39	7
616	There are two wolves…	1.2560	0.04236	125	95	28	2
617	Well, the ad did say he was found in Hell’s Kitchen…	1.2560	0.03869	168	130	33	5
618	Is it projection or confession?	1.2556	0.03949	180	142	30	8
619	The vet said his labs are fine, but but he's still afraid of his own shadow.	1.2552	0.04241	145	113	27	5
620	He’s afraid of his own shadow, but it’s justifiable.	1.2550	0.04483	149	119	22	8
621	He's good about holding it in at night.	1.2549	0.03770	153	116	35	2
622	I think he has political aspirations	1.2548	0.04132	157	123	28	6
623	Maybe he just needs some space.	1.2548	0.04325	157	125	24	8
624	It’s previous owner was a camp counselor.	1.2548	0.03929	157	121	32	4
625	He may not be getting enough exorcise.	1.2548	0.03824	157	120	34	3
626	I think its time to remove his testicles.	1.2547	0.03968	161	125	31	5
627	He’s throwing serious shade.	1.2547	0.03968	161	125	31	5
628	He’s sleeping with you tonight.	1.2546	0.03441	216	168	41	7
629	I think he’d better take his walkies after dark.	1.2546	0.03564	216	170	37	9
630	I think he's hiding something.	1.2545	0.03713	165	126	36	3
631	It’s not my shadow I’m afraid of.	1.2544	0.04114	169	134	27	8
632	It's best to walk him at noon.	1.2543	0.04292	173	140	22	11
633	Do you really think so? I'd never looked at him in that light before . . .	1.2541	0.04007	181	144	28	9
634	You'd never know it, but he tends to get a little hangry around this time.”	1.2541	0.03930	181	143	30	8
635	Remember how we didn’t want the trainer to kill his spirit?	1.2541	0.04442	122	94	25	3
636	Objects on the wall are scarier than they appear.	1.2541	0.03796	185	145	33	7
637	Out, damned Spot!	1.2540	0.03819	189	149	32	8
638	I think he wants out. I HOPE he wants out!	1.2534	0.04326	146	115	25	6
639	What were you told his father was?	1.2534	0.04434	146	116	23	7
640	Believe me, he's not a good boy.	1.2532	0.03861	154	118	33	3
641	When we rescued him the shelter said he was afraid of his own shadow. I can kind of see why.	1.2532	0.03907	158	122	32	4
642	I think he knows more than he's telling us.	1.2531	0.04228	162	129	25	8
643	Geez, I wasn't ready for a dog-day afternoon	1.2531	0.03643	162	123	37	2
644	Weird thing is, he can do this without a light source	1.2529	0.03919	170	133	31	6
645	I think we need a rescue shadow.	1.2529	0.03919	170	133	31	6
646	I think you're dog is passive-aggressive.	1.2528	0.03969	178	141	29	8
647	And all I'm saying is, maybe you should give him the dog food that he likes.	1.2527	0.03501	182	139	40	3
648	He's all demon possession, no bite.	1.2527	0.03540	186	143	39	4
649	'he grew up in a ruff neighborhood'	1.2526	0.03574	190	147	38	5
650	Ummm… Spot. Something tells me he’s angry.	1.2518	0.04343	139	109	25	5
651	Yes, he's a naughty little devil. Why do you ask?	1.2517	0.04490	143	114	22	7
652	He looks so innocent.	1.2517	0.04407	147	117	23	7
653	Just a guess, he's a rescue.	1.2517	0.04225	151	119	26	6
654	I clearly said ‘exorcism’… not ‘exercise him’	1.2517	0.04225	151	119	26	6
655	When was the last time you saw the cat?	1.2516	0.04154	155	122	27	6
656	The vet says he has delusions of grandeur.	1.2516	0.04052	155	121	29	5
657	When you project, he projects.	1.2516	0.03839	155	119	33	3
658	Do you think they ever have secret fantasy lives?	1.2516	0.04086	159	125	28	6
659	No problem. He’s just projecting.	1.2515	0.04205	163	130	25	8
660	Is his breath any better?	1.2515	0.04021	163	128	29	6
661	Do you think the breeder left something out about Spot’s family history?	1.2515	0.03718	171	132	35	4
662	For some reason, he's just not welcome anywhere.	1.2514	0.03842	175	137	32	6
663	We definitely need to go back to the premium dog food.	1.2514	0.03869	179	141	31	7
664	You know how he gets when he's hungry.	1.2513	0.03683	199	157	34	8
665	Susan, you’re telling me you peed in the kitchen?	1.2511	0.03807	219	178	27	14
666	I said obedience school, not Hogwarts!	1.2500	0.03999	164	129	29	6
667	Apparently Gotham needs him.	1.2500	0.04239	144	113	26	5
668	Di you mention c-a-t in front of the d-o-g?	1.2500	0.03988	152	118	30	4
669	Phew! Those spicy dog treats are deadly.	1.2500	0.03999	164	129	29	6
670	But you're sure he likes me.	1.2500	0.04069	176	141	26	9
671	We shouldn't have named him Cujo.	1.2500	0.04050	172	137	27	8
672	Have you looked into his eyes lately?	1.2500	0.04029	156	122	29	5
673	Yes, his name is Plato. How did you guess?"	1.2500	0.04274	148	117	25	6
674	I don't think he should sleep in our room again.	1.2500	0.03423	180	137	41	2
675	I think he knows we're going to the vet.	1.2500	0.04316	140	110	25	5
676	I'm just glad he's not a cat.	1.2500	0.04063	160	126	28	6
677	He calls it "shadow barking."	1.2500	0.04096	152	119	28	5
678	I think he should sleep in his own bed.	1.2500	0.03846	168	131	32	5
679	Wow, my dog can’t even roll over!	1.2500	0.04123	144	112	28	4
680	Naming him Rex appears to have been a good call. Have you seen the cat?	1.2500	0.04462	144	115	22	7
681	You should hear his bark	1.2500	0.04217	132	102	27	3
682	Wow ! Those gummies are a lot stronger than I expected.	1.2488	0.03784	201	161	30	10
683	Will he bite the mailman? Only the shadow knows.	1.2487	0.03768	197	157	31	9
684	I get the whole demon-dog thing, but I just can’t remember having footlights installed in our living room.	1.2487	0.03903	197	159	27	11
685	He's part hellhound.	1.2486	0.03930	185	148	28	9
686	All I said was, "Who's a good boy?"	1.2486	0.03887	177	140	30	7
687	Just what is he learning at obedience classes?	1.2486	0.03945	173	137	29	7
688	No wonder he's so afraid of his own shadow.	1.2485	0.03978	165	130	29	6
689	Wait until he makes a move	1.2485	0.03978	165	130	29	6
690	I sense she doesn't like me	1.2485	0.04159	165	132	25	8
691	Where’d all our furniture go?	1.2484	0.04041	161	127	28	6
692	He’s really turning into a shadow of his former self	1.2484	0.04136	161	128	26	7
693	One week at your sister's, and he's just not the same.	1.2484	0.03797	157	121	33	3
694	The vet said “canine menopause”, but I’m not buying it!	1.2484	0.03797	157	121	33	3
695	He fights well above his weight.	1.2484	0.04176	153	121	26	6
696	Actually, his bite is worse than his bark.	1.2484	0.04072	153	120	28	5
697	If he doesn't shape up I'm thinking of using spot remover!	1.2483	0.04141	149	117	27	5
698	Mr. Pickles ain't the only one afraid of his shadow.	1.2483	0.04030	149	116	29	4
699	I'd give anything to know what he's thinking.	1.2483	0.04249	149	118	25	6
700	I remember why I said we should get a hamster.	1.2483	0.04030	149	116	29	4
701	Are you sure he going to like our new place, without a shadow of a doubt?	1.2483	0.04030	149	116	29	4
702	It's a Transylvanian Werewolfadoodle	1.2482	0.04405	141	112	23	6
703	The cat's disappeared.	1.2482	0.04405	141	112	23	6
704	Something tells me that we need to really cut back on his social media time.	1.2482	0.03787	141	107	33	1
705	Let him believe this. It is good for his self-esteem.	1.2482	0.04369	137	108	24	5
706	What happened to his prior family?	1.2481	0.04122	129	99	28	2
707	He really puts the “id” in Fido.	1.2481	0.04801	129	104	18	7
708	It’s time that we let him meet his birth mother.	1.2474	0.03632	190	149	35	6
709	The shelter said he needs a lot of exorcise.	1.2473	0.03391	182	139	41	2
710	It's scarier that we don't cast shadows.	1.2470	0.04224	166	134	23	9
711	'Don't look behind you, I think your mother is spying on us.'	1.2470	0.04048	166	132	27	7
712	He’s so cute, you said. Don’t worry about the curse, you said.	1.2468	0.04277	158	127	23	8
713	I like the floorplan but something's off with the lighting.	1.2468	0.03984	158	124	29	5
714	I’ll call Cesar	1.2467	0.04328	150	120	23	7
715	Maybe instead of an exorcist we could just get more lamps.	1.2466	0.04073	146	114	28	4
716	Are we just projecting?	1.2465	0.03360	215	168	41	6
717	I'm thinking he's not as tame as he looks.	1.2463	0.04025	134	103	29	2
718	There appears to be a shadow of a doubt about that	1.2460	0.04463	126	99	23	4
719	I feel like there is something he's trying to tell us	1.2460	0.03420	187	144	40	3
720	He's been mad ever since we got married.	1.2460	0.03965	187	151	26	10
721	He's best behaved when you light him from multiple angles.	1.2459	0.05115	122	100	14	8
722	Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of dogs? The shadow seems to know ...	1.2459	0.04403	122	95	24	3
723	What makes you think my mother has been reincarnated as the dog?	1.2458	0.03682	179	140	34	5
724	How did you teach him to do that?	1.2458	0.03766	179	141	32	6
725	Don't let him know. We're out of Dog Biscuits.	1.2457	0.04070	175	141	25	9
726	See if he can do the bunny rabbit now.	1.2457	0.04070	175	141	25	9
727	Yep….purebred American Shadow Boxer	1.2456	0.03964	171	136	28	7
728	We were told by the shelter he had a shadowy side.	1.2456	0.03695	171	133	34	4
729	I got a bad feeling about Spot.	1.2456	0.03600	171	132	36	3
730	I don’t think he’s the spirit animal you think he is.	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
731	It only happens when we talk about going to the V-E-T.	1.2454	0.04091	163	130	26	7
732	I don't think I want to know where he gets his bones.	1.2454	0.03901	163	128	30	5
733	Should we call a vet, or an exorcist?	1.2454	0.04272	163	132	22	9
734	Maybe I'm just projecting.	1.2454	0.03702	163	126	34	3
735	Its shadow is much bigger than its bite	1.2454	0.03901	163	128	30	5
736	Do you think our pet insurance will cover a veterinary exorcism?	1.2454	0.04182	163	131	24	8
737	Some watchdog. He's afraid of his own shadow.	1.2452	0.04026	155	122	28	5
738	And you’re sure he’s a good boy?	1.2450	0.04199	151	120	25	6
739	We should have adopted a bunny instead.	1.2450	0.03635	151	115	35	1
740	He's a good boy, but terribly passive-aggressive.	1.2449	0.04049	147	115	28	4
741	Don't worry, Dear, his shadow is worse than his bite!	1.2449	0.04049	147	115	28	4
742	You should see mine.	1.2449	0.03812	147	113	32	2
743	He's projecting his anxieties.	1.2449	0.04162	147	116	26	5
744	Did your late mother believe in reincarnation?	1.2448	0.04351	143	114	23	6
745	only the shadow knows	1.2446	0.04432	139	111	22	6
746	He has guard-dog aspirations.	1.2446	0.04313	139	110	24	5
747	It would explain the huge poops in the backyard.	1.2446	0.04190	139	109	26	4
748	I’m scared of your dog’s shadow.	1.2446	0.03177	184	139	45	0
749	And you named him Snoopy?	1.2443	0.04068	131	101	28	2
750	I knew adopting from a shelter in Hell's Kitchen would go wrong.	1.2441	0.03562	213	170	34	9
751	I know, he does look like a cow.	1.2441	0.04571	127	101	21	5
752	Yeah, but what if he's not a good boy?	1.2440	0.03915	168	133	29	6
753	Did you know your dog can do shadow puppets?	1.2439	0.04068	164	131	26	7
754	His inner demon worries me.	1.2439	0.03520	205	162	36	7
755	We watched The Picture of Dorian Gray last night.	1.2437	0.03839	160	125	31	4
756	I warned you not to call him Plato.	1.2437	0.03839	160	125	31	4
757	He’s fine. But his inner demon needs a walk.	1.2437	0.03940	160	126	29	5
758	I told you he looks like a Rex!	1.2436	0.04003	156	123	28	5
759	He has a dark side.	1.2436	0.04204	156	125	24	7
760	I see your dog has a dual personality	1.2434	0.03848	152	118	31	3
761	The Shadows' Nose"	1.2434	0.03848	152	118	31	3
762	He’s a Jack Russel Terrorer.	1.2434	0.03960	152	119	29	4
763	It's harmless - it's a Shadow Boxer	1.2432	0.04247	148	118	24	6
764	I think his DNA test may not be accurate.	1.2432	0.04025	148	116	28	4
765	His name is Dogter Jekyll	1.2431	0.04045	181	147	24	10
766	It's time to get him neutered.	1.2431	0.03810	181	144	30	7
767	I’d rather we stayed at my place tonight.	1.2431	0.03646	181	142	34	5
768	He's been acting weird ever since he took that spirit animal quiz	1.2431	0.04324	144	115	23	6
769	He just does this to try and scare the cat.	1.2429	0.03948	177	142	27	8
770	Aren’t you MORE freaked out that we have NO shadows?	1.2429	0.03866	177	141	29	7
771	I think he needs another treat...	1.2429	0.04286	140	111	24	5
772	Spot is NOT a good dog. He’s gaslighting.	1.2429	0.04164	140	110	26	4
773	He says jimmy is stuck in a well, and that he's okay with it.	1.2429	0.04286	140	111	24	5
774	His name is Dogzilla	1.2429	0.04164	140	110	26	4
775	Are you sure he’s a good dog?	1.2428	0.03657	173	135	34	4
776	I'm just having doubts that "Jack Russell Terror" was in fact a typo on Muffin's adoption papers.	1.2428	0.04008	173	139	26	8
777	Something ate the baby.	1.2424	0.03954	165	131	28	6
778	He hates me.Why won’t you believe me?	1.2424	0.04703	132	107	18	7
779	I'm guessing his bite is a lot worse than his bark.	1.2422	0.04205	161	130	23	8
780	You’re turn to walk the dog.	1.2422	0.03818	161	126	31	4
781	He projects a better self image than I do.	1.2421	0.03689	190	151	32	7
782	He’s just a shadow of his former self.	1.2418	0.04045	153	121	27	5
783	It's his inner Puppy	1.2418	0.04252	153	123	23	7
784	I'm telling you, he's an evil dog	1.2418	0.04150	153	122	25	6
785	You should see my cat's shadow	1.2418	0.03937	153	120	29	4
786	I liked it better when he did the bunny rabbit.	1.2418	0.04045	153	121	27	5
787	The vet said there’d be side effects.	1.2418	0.04150	153	122	25	6
788	Back off Kyle!	1.2418	0.04252	153	123	23	7
789	Sometimes I get the feeling that Ralph is passive-aggressive.	1.2418	0.03949	182	147	26	9
790	I know he needs a home, Alice, but I've got a bad feeling about this.	1.2416	0.03886	149	116	30	3
791	I can't explain it but for some reason I get the feeling he is not a good boy.	1.2416	0.04328	149	120	22	7
792	What evil lurks in his heart__	1.2416	0.04001	149	117	28	4
793	Whatever it is, he's stopped pissing on the rug.	1.2416	0.04328	149	120	22	7
794	I think your dog likes me!	1.2416	0.03590	178	139	35	4
795	It’s not every dog that has a ‘666’ birthmark.	1.2416	0.03846	178	142	29	7
796	I’m afraid he’s thinking of going to the dark side.	1.2414	0.03668	203	163	31	9
797	And you won’t believe the bones he buried.	1.2414	0.03948	145	113	29	3
798	He has impeccable pedigree with a touch of tyrannosaurus rex	1.2414	0.04068	145	114	27	4
799	He may look tough, but he’s afraid of his own shadow.	1.2414	0.03817	174	138	30	6
800	My real worry is why WE aren't casting shadows.	1.2412	0.03963	170	136	27	7
801	He's 1/3 Cerberus.	1.2412	0.04049	170	137	25	8
802	Honey, I bet this stray brings us the luck we have long deserved.	1.2411	0.04138	141	111	26	4
803	Do you think he blames us for getting him fixed?	1.2410	0.03742	166	130	32	4
804	Oh, stop. He loves his vegan diet!	1.2410	0.04024	166	133	26	7
805	He's thinking of peeing on the carpet again. I can tell.	1.2408	0.03746	191	153	30	8
806	Dude! For an emotional support animal I’m getting a lot of hostile vibes.	1.2406	0.04159	187	155	19	13
807	How about "Lady"? Or maybe "Dolly"?	1.2406	0.04015	133	103	28	2
808	I'm afraid he's a shadow of his former self.	1.2406	0.04671	133	108	18	7
809	It's a good thing he doesn't chase his shadow.	1.2406	0.04289	133	105	24	4
810	But I wanted a beagle	1.2406	0.04154	133	104	26	3
811	He can be needy.	1.2405	0.04438	158	130	18	10
812	He‘s good with children.	1.2405	0.03958	158	125	28	5
813	Princess seems to have something on her mind.	1.2405	0.04059	158	126	26	6
814	I can now see why he's afraid of his shadow.	1.2404	0.03611	183	144	34	5
815	Think he's angry that we're getting him neutered?	1.2403	0.03915	154	121	29	4
816	I pay someone to exorcise him.	1.2402	0.03908	179	144	27	8
817	Owning the Hound of Hell is fine by me, but I do object to your calling him Spot	1.2400	0.03798	175	139	30	6
818	Banksy stopped by for a coffee.	1.2400	0.04505	150	123	18	9
819	I’m telling you, Debbie, that dog is a beautiful creature. I think you’ve just been upset lately because of the Trump stuff. Relax. You and DJ Cactus should take a bath together.	1.2400	0.04873	125	102	16	7
820	Looks like someone is hangry!	1.2400	0.04089	150	119	26	5
821	Binging on sugar treats, again ?	1.2400	0.03863	150	117	30	3
822	No, dear, a "walk" is not what I mean when I say little Diablo needs to be exorcised.	1.2400	0.03967	175	141	26	8
823	Don't spell 'F-I-X-E-D' on the phone with the vet again. I think he understands.	1.2398	0.03671	171	134	33	4
824	I think,a priest. Yes,definitely,a priest.	1.2397	0.04043	146	115	27	4
825	At least it doesn't wake the neighbors up.	1.2397	0.04159	146	116	25	5
826	You sure about those mushrooms?	1.2395	0.03723	167	131	32	4
827	don’t leave me alone with him	1.2395	0.03723	167	131	32	4
828	I am not looking forward to the full Moon	1.2395	0.04092	167	135	24	8
829	Never mind, you'll just take his side anyways.	1.2394	0.04232	142	113	24	5
830	It would appear that April's full moon has had a bit of a tenebrious effect there.	1.2391	0.03924	138	107	29	2
831	He can’t hold it much longer.	1.2391	0.03755	184	147	30	7
832	Why does Mugsy cast a shadow but we don't?	1.2391	0.04056	138	108	27	3
833	Do we know a vet who can do exorcisms?	1.2391	0.04309	138	110	23	5
834	I told you we should've gotten a cat.	1.2390	0.03833	159	125	30	4
835	Something tells me he knows what C-A-S-T-R-A-T-E means.	1.2390	0.04036	159	127	26	6
836	Lap dog... I'll show them!!!	1.2388	0.03846	134	103	30	1
837	I think it's an ego projection. Better not call him Oreo anymore.	1.2388	0.04391	134	107	22	5
838	I have a bad feeling about Fluffy.	1.2387	0.04102	155	124	25	6
839	Something tells me HIS bite is much , much worse than his bark.	1.2387	0.03555	155	119	35	1
840	On second thought, maybe you should walk him tonight?	1.2387	0.03999	155	123	27	5
841	Your dog has a dark side.	1.2387	0.03893	155	122	29	4
842	I think Rexy is a werewolfadoodle.	1.2387	0.04302	155	126	21	8
843	He's a disservice dog."	1.2386	0.03779	176	140	30	6
844	I told you not to take him to Jurassic Dog Park.	1.2386	0.04108	176	144	22	10
845	His therapist told him to let out his inner beast.	1.2386	0.04028	176	143	24	9
846	I seem to have misplaced my testosterone pills.	1.2385	0.04341	130	103	23	4
847	Um … you know there’s a full moon tonight, right?	1.2384	0.04276	151	122	22	7
848	She's a mixed breed part dalmatian but I don't know the other half	1.2384	0.04276	151	122	22	7
849	No, I'm sure he'll thank us for switching him to tofu.	1.2384	0.04276	151	122	22	7
850	His therapist says he has some repressed anger about the neutering.	1.2384	0.04276	151	122	22	7
851	They say he’s a DevilDoodle, but I don’t see it	1.2384	0.04064	151	120	26	5
852	He’s in a mood.	1.2381	0.04019	147	116	27	4
853	Yep. 1% wolf.	1.2381	0.04019	147	116	27	4
854	Where did you get the mushrooms that were in the pasta tonight?	1.2381	0.03655	147	113	33	1
855	This dog takes killer farts to a whole new level.	1.2378	0.03737	185	148	30	7
856	I think I figured out why there are no squirrels in the yard now.”	1.2378	0.04044	164	132	25	7
857	I'm tellin' ya, that dog has some Chihuahua in it. I can just tell.	1.2378	0.03951	164	131	27	6
858	I sense you're hiding a lot of anger.	1.2378	0.03757	164	129	31	4
859	I think Spot has an alter ego.	1.2378	0.03951	164	131	27	6
860	Um, no, I haven’t seen the cat since I got home…	1.2378	0.03855	164	130	29	5
861	Does he bite?	1.2378	0.04206	143	114	24	5
862	He's been reading Carl Jung again.	1.2378	0.04434	143	116	20	7
863	He’s a Shar Pei and Doberman mix. Most people know them as ShaDo puppies.	1.2378	0.04206	143	114	24	5
864	It would be fine if all he did was bark when you’re not home…	1.2378	0.04087	143	113	26	4
865	You should see him do a seagull.	1.2375	0.03914	160	127	28	5
866	He seems to love the new mural.	1.2375	0.03914	160	127	28	5
867	You can see he's angry. Just turn of the lights!	1.2374	0.04158	139	110	25	4
868	I think it may be time to start Tootsie on Prozac.	1.2372	0.03762	156	122	31	3
869	Whoever says 'let's take him to the vet' is dog food.	1.2372	0.03976	156	124	27	5
870	He’s been spending too much time with the cat.	1.2370	0.04233	135	107	24	4
871	All that Jungian therapy really brought out his Shadow.	1.2370	0.04487	135	109	20	6
872	Let me remind you that I wanted a cat	1.2368	0.03819	152	119	30	3
873	Maybe we shouldn't have named him Jeckyll?	1.2368	0.04041	152	121	26	5
874	Pretty sure he’s a Boston Scarier	1.2368	0.03703	152	118	32	2
875	The vet says Prozac, 10mg to start.	1.2368	0.04041	152	121	26	5
876	It’s not him, it’s me.	1.2367	0.03684	169	133	32	4
877	This therapy dog needs a therapy dog.	1.2367	0.04048	169	137	24	8
878	Breed? Shadow Boxer.	1.2366	0.04174	131	103	25	3
879	I asked to adopt the dog that was having the least luck finding a home.	1.2366	0.04030	131	102	27	2
880	Well, if you didn't fart, and I didn't fart...	1.2366	0.04576	131	106	19	6
881	I'd never heard of a Shadow Boxer breed.	1.2366	0.04703	131	107	17	7
882	They used to be wolves, you know	1.2365	0.03634	148	114	33	1
883	He just needs a little exorcise is all.	1.2365	0.03717	203	165	28	10
884	I don’t know. I’ve just got this feeling…	1.2361	0.04062	144	114	26	4
885	They say that dogs are always smiling, but I'm not so sure	1.2361	0.03686	144	111	32	1
886	You said terrier, right? Not Terror Dog	1.2361	0.03686	144	111	32	1
887	The vet said dogs can have inter generational trauma too.	1.2360	0.03655	178	141	32	5
888	Well, at least he's no Vampire.	1.2360	0.03825	178	143	28	7
889	I told you, never buy a dog from a guy in a long black cloak.	1.2357	0.04254	140	112	23	5
890	Your turn to walk Cerberus.	1.2357	0.04005	140	110	27	3
891	Maybe we should switch to the GMO-free kibble.	1.2357	0.03953	157	125	27	5
892	That’s just his stomach growling	1.2356	0.03794	174	139	29	6
893	He's been this way since he was seen by Dr. Jekyll	1.2353	0.04017	153	122	26	5
894	Evil??? Now who’s projecting?	1.2353	0.04457	136	110	20	6
895	I did warn you about taking him to a Jungian obedience school.	1.2353	0.04017	153	122	26	5
896	Why did you call your dog Jekyll?	1.2353	0.04205	136	108	24	4
897	I guess you can teach an old dog new tricks.	1.2350	0.03832	183	148	27	8
898	He’s afraid of his own shadow.. I’m terrified of it.	1.2349	0.03736	149	116	31	2
899	When you named him Satan I thought it was a joke.	1.2349	0.04084	149	119	25	5
900	You can look but don't be alarmed. It's just Jim Jordan posturing.	1.2349	0.04084	149	119	25	5
901	The ears, the eyes--those are easy. I don't know how he does the teeth.	1.2349	0.04300	149	121	21	7
902	Honey.. did you tell the dog we are going to the vet today	1.2349	0.03855	149	117	29	3
903	Poor guy tends to project his own fears.	1.2349	0.03855	149	117	29	3
904	She reminds me of your mother!	1.2348	0.03857	132	102	29	1
905	Your dog has an alter ego.	1.2348	0.04836	115	93	17	5
906	Can't he just growl at me like other dogs?	1.2346	0.03967	179	146	24	9
907	Did I mention not to feed him after midnight?	1.2346	0.03460	179	140	36	3
908	y'know, fluffy's been acting weird.	1.2346	0.03668	162	127	32	3
909	I think we need to change dog foods.	1.2345	0.03792	145	113	30	2
910	I worry about his soul.	1.2345	0.04037	145	115	26	4
911	The lesson is never buy a dog when the sun isn’t shining.	1.2345	0.04154	145	116	24	5
912	Do you want to go for a stalk?	1.2345	0.03792	145	113	30	2
913	What were the DNA test results again?	1.2345	0.03916	145	114	28	3
914	Actually, his bite is much worse than his bark.	1.2345	0.04037	145	115	26	4
915	Apparently he terrorized the other dogs at doggy daycare today.	1.2344	0.04365	128	102	22	4
916	No, he's just projecting.	1.2342	0.03931	158	126	27	5
917	I suppose his pronouns should be they, them.	1.2342	0.04131	158	128	23	7
918	I don't think we really want to name him Shadow.	1.2342	0.04032	158	127	25	6
919	They told us he'd have a big personality, but I'm not seeing it.	1.2340	0.04227	141	113	23	5
920	They said his last owner just mysteriously disappeared.	1.2339	0.03646	171	135	32	4
921	Are you sure his bark is worse than his bite?	1.2339	0.03817	124	95	29	0
922	Who's a good boy? You are, Napoleon! Yes, you are!	1.2339	0.04451	124	99	21	4
923	He'll let you know when he wants a treat.	1.2339	0.04146	124	97	25	2
924	Well, at least it's not the elephant in the room.	1.2338	0.04201	154	125	22	7
925	We got his genetic makeup and it turns out he's part werewolf.	1.2338	0.04099	154	124	24	6
926	We're also gonna need a rescue dog.	1.2336	0.04547	137	112	18	7
927	He's just a puppy now, but those paws are huge.	1.2336	0.04305	137	110	22	5
928	I told you we should have done a background check!	1.2335	0.03793	167	133	29	5
929	I told you when we got him he was feral.	1.2333	0.04543	120	96	20	4
930	I know you’ve heard this before but: “Don’t Look Back”	1.2333	0.04223	120	94	24	2
931	His ancestors really do cast a long shadow.	1.2333	0.03833	150	118	29	3
932	dont look now but Fido has an alter ego.	1.2333	0.04694	120	97	18	5
933	Don't worry, he does the allegory of the cave thing with strangers all the time.	1.2333	0.04168	150	121	23	6
934	What do you mean our vet disappeared?	1.2331	0.03648	163	128	32	3
935	I think his bite might be worse than his bark.	1.2329	0.04351	146	119	20	7
936	He refuses to walk, yet the rescue center was adamant he be exercised	1.2329	0.03893	146	115	28	3
937	Something tells me that his bite is worse than his bark.	1.2329	0.03893	146	115	28	3
938	I don't want him sleeping in the bed with us anymore	1.2328	0.04127	116	90	25	1
939	He's nothing but a hound dog?	1.2327	0.03700	159	125	31	3
940	I wonder what he'll be like when he's fully grown?	1.2327	0.03591	159	124	33	2
941	Jung? That's a weird name for a dog.	1.2326	0.03810	172	138	28	6
942	It's bath time.	1.2326	0.04472	129	104	20	5
943	We really need to hire a lighting consultant.	1.2326	0.03532	172	135	34	3
944	She’s always projecting.	1.2326	0.04045	129	101	26	2
945	He's cute, but he can be a real monster at times.	1.2324	0.03636	185	148	31	6
946	Another thing, don' t tease him with snacks. He doesn't like that.	1.2324	0.03695	142	110	31	1
947	For some reason none of the dogs at Doggy Park wanted to play with him.	1.2324	0.03827	142	111	29	2
948	Don’t ask, don’t tell.	1.2324	0.04201	142	114	23	5
949	Ok, I’ll admit I didn’t read all the possible side effects of the cheaper medication.	1.2323	0.03697	198	161	28	9
950	I'm telling you, those puppy-dog eyes are just a front.	1.2323	0.03754	155	122	30	3
951	He is afraid of his shadow!	1.2323	0.04075	155	125	24	6
952	Time to feed Shadow.	1.2323	0.04075	155	125	24	6
953	It's just his way of telling us that he's not happy.	1.2323	0.03971	155	124	26	5
954	Wow, that was one nasty fart.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
955	He wants the whole chicken or we don't leave this room alive.	1.2320	0.04117	125	98	25	2
956	Maybe we are the ones who fetch.	1.2319	0.04151	138	110	24	4
957	It was either this or a cat.	1.2319	0.04277	138	111	22	5
958	Just because he sits and rolls over on command doesn’t make him a normal dog. Have you tried “levitate? “	1.2319	0.03750	138	107	30	1
959	What's also a concern is that we don't even have a shadow.	1.2319	0.04277	138	111	22	5
960	Sometimes I think he has a dark side.” -Lucy Hine, age 10 Leland, Michiga	1.2319	0.04399	138	112	20	6
961	‘The fart was silent, but deadly’	1.2319	0.04399	138	112	20	6
962	I think I’ve found something worse than his bark or his bite.	1.2318	0.04036	151	121	25	5
963	His ferociousness is largely implied.	1.2318	0.04036	151	121	25	5
964	How well do you know this dog?	1.2317	0.03829	164	131	28	5
965	I think I know why the shelter blurred the background in his profile pic.	1.2316	0.03650	177	141	31	5
966	you have to learn to face your demons!	1.2314	0.04192	121	95	24	2
967	I see now why he's afraid of it.	1.2313	0.03807	134	104	29	1
968	I think the dog wants to be walked.	1.2313	0.04091	134	106	25	3
969	I knew my chilli was spicy, but damn!	1.2313	0.03988	147	117	26	4
970	He's afraid of his shadow for some reason.	1.2313	0.03988	147	117	26	4
971	You say your dog loves children but you're trying to get him on dry food what the hell does that mean!	1.2313	0.03988	147	117	26	4
972	That new trick you taught him is going to scare the hell out of the cat.	1.2313	0.03870	147	116	28	3
973	Should have gotten the kitten	1.2313	0.03870	147	116	28	3
974	I can't place it, but something tells me that Spot may not be a "good boy."	1.2312	0.04085	160	130	23	7
975	I think he's feeling the call of the wild.	1.2312	0.03878	173	140	26	7
976	He's up to something.	1.2312	0.03878	173	140	26	7
977	I don't know how he does it, but what he does is scary.	1.2312	0.03417	173	135	36	2
978	No, let's name him Hyde. Jekyll just doesn't suit him.	1.2308	0.04055	143	114	25	4
979	We're definitely watching too much Fox News.	1.2308	0.03948	156	125	26	5
980	Anything to scare cats.	1.2308	0.04305	130	104	22	4
981	Let's face it. Our dog has an image problem!	1.2308	0.04441	130	105	20	5
982	I think he’s projecting.	1.2308	0.04152	156	127	22	7
983	Most dogs don't know half as many tricks.	1.2308	0.04052	156	126	24	6
984	The gooder the boy, the darker the shadow.	1.2308	0.04174	143	115	23	5
985	They say their shadow is bigger than their bite	1.2303	0.03264	178	138	39	1
986	I have to take me for a walk.	1.2303	0.03710	165	131	30	4
987	He looked so much friendlier at noon.	1.2303	0.04325	152	125	19	8
988	I've this weird feeling that he is not as harmless as he looks.	1.2302	0.03996	139	110	26	3
989	Funny, I have not seen any other pets in this building.	1.2302	0.04125	139	111	24	4
990	Still beats being a cat owner.	1.2302	0.04125	139	111	24	4
991	Don't dis yourself. Who knew this is what would come of teaching him to make shadow puppets.	1.2302	0.04125	139	111	24	4
992	I have trust issues.	1.2302	0.04370	139	113	20	6
993	Scary, I told you; eventually you and your dog will look alike.	1.2302	0.04241	126	100	23	3
994	What makee you think he wants to stay at your grandmother's house for the weekend?	1.2301	0.04356	113	89	22	2
995	I'm getting a passive aggressive vibe.	1.2299	0.03438	187	148	35	4
996	He shadows me everywhere	1.2298	0.03764	161	128	29	4
997	Before the microchip,we need an X-Ray.	1.2298	0.03552	161	126	33	2
998	Honey, I think I just figured out what happened to Fluffy and Ollie.	1.2297	0.04190	148	120	22	6
999	It's his archetype	1.2297	0.03846	148	117	28	3
1000	I just get this weird vibe from him.	1.2297	0.03846	148	117	28	3
1001	You notice that he never barks.	1.2297	0.03846	148	117	28	3
1002	Is there something you're not telling me?	1.2297	0.04078	148	119	24	5
1003	I’m beginning to question if ‘Lucifer’ was such a good name.	1.2296	0.04576	135	111	17	7
1004	I think its time we stop blaming it on bad lighting.	1.2296	0.04328	135	109	21	5
1005	Cerberus" seems like an odd name	1.2295	0.04476	122	98	20	4
1006	I forgot to feed him this morning	1.2294	0.03340	170	132	37	1
1007	I had to have him, can you believe the ad said he hadn’t been properly exorcised?!	1.2294	0.04004	170	139	23	8
1008	Do you ever wonder if he's actually not a good boy?	1.2293	0.04028	157	127	24	6
1009	We've lost our shadows which is even more spine chilling.	1.2293	0.04028	157	127	24	6
1010	What happened to all the furniture and wall coverings?	1.2293	0.03601	205	167	29	9
1011	So what's wrong with him exploring his dark side?	1.2292	0.03781	144	113	29	2
1012	Ease toward an exit, casually. I think we're about to find out why Sparky was a rescue.	1.2292	0.04148	144	116	23	5
1013	I hope you're happy, this is why I wanted a cat!	1.2292	0.04030	144	115	25	4
1014	I think he might have some anger management issues.	1.2292	0.04148	144	116	23	5
1015	Is your mother visiting again?	1.2290	0.04411	131	106	20	5
1016	His therapist is recommending he see a shaman.	1.2290	0.04136	131	104	24	3
1017	Fine. I’ll lose the goatee.	1.2290	0.04411	131	106	20	5
1018	Think he’ll be mad if we leave?	1.2289	0.03788	166	133	28	5
1019	He may look cute, but trust me, he has a dark side.	1.2288	0.04198	153	125	21	7
1020	He was taken away from his mother too soon. You never outrun these things.	1.2288	0.03879	153	122	27	4
1021	I said "take him out to get exorcised" not "exercise"!	1.2288	0.03767	153	121	29	3
1022	It's your turn to walk the dog	1.2286	0.04222	140	113	22	5
1023	I'm not sure, but I think Spot loves you more than he loves me.	1.2286	0.03839	140	110	28	2
1024	Go ahead and feed him more. Whatever he wants, ok?	1.2286	0.04098	140	112	24	4
1025	They said he was no good around kids.	1.2286	0.04222	140	113	22	5
1026	I guess we shouldn't have named him Rex.	1.2284	0.03743	162	129	29	4
1027	Your turn to take him to the Vet	1.2284	0.03743	162	129	29	4
1028	We'll have to tell him we're out of food eventually.	1.2284	0.03640	162	128	31	3
1029	These muralists sure are getting creative.	1.2284	0.03640	162	128	31	3
1030	Your dog's farts are wild.	1.2284	0.04225	162	134	19	9
1031	Do you think he might have an alter ego?	1.2283	0.04060	127	100	25	2
1032	Good luck with that, Fido.	1.2282	0.03941	149	119	26	4
1033	Cute. You say you got him from the Baskerville PetSmart?	1.2281	0.03895	171	139	25	7
1034	I told you that getting a shelter dog would come with baggage.	1.2281	0.03895	171	139	25	7
1035	I just think he has a dark side that you don’t really see.	1.2279	0.04038	136	108	25	3
1036	Who knows what evil lives in the heart of dog?	1.2279	0.04171	136	109	23	4
1037	Maybe your mother would like him...	1.2279	0.03758	136	106	29	1
1038	Something tells me we have a ‘Crouching Canine, Hidden Dragon’ situation on our hands.	1.2279	0.04424	136	111	19	6
1039	He’s a little too good at shadow puppets.	1.2278	0.04202	158	130	20	8
1040	Perhaps I chose the wrong dog whisperer.	1.2278	0.04005	158	128	24	6
1041	That's the second 'Doggie Daycare' he's gotten thrown out of this month.	1.2276	0.04291	123	98	22	3
1042	The vet said we need to lay off the enhanced protein wolf chow from that infomercial. There have been some unexplained side effects.	1.2276	0.04291	123	98	22	3
1043	I'm having second thoughts about getting a dog.	1.2276	0.03758	145	114	29	2
1044	I think I get now why the shelter called him Damian.	1.2276	0.04123	145	117	23	5
1045	His Shadow is his former self	1.2273	0.04381	132	107	20	5
1046	Whatever you do, don't ever call him 3 times!	1.2273	0.03965	154	124	25	5
1047	I am having second thoughts about this stage lighting.	1.2273	0.04372	154	128	17	9
1048	Now we know why he won't shake hands.	1.2270	0.03816	141	111	28	2
1049	But Honey, we can save quite a bit of money on an intruder detection system.	1.2270	0.03540	141	109	32	0
1050	Perhaps we should have adopted a cat….	1.2270	0.03946	141	112	26	3
1051	Behind that innocent face there is an animal.	1.2269	0.04209	119	94	23	2
1052	Dr Barkle and Mr Hide!!!	1.2267	0.04046	172	142	21	9
1053	Even if they said he's a toy poodle, I still want to check his DNA.	1.2267	0.04030	150	121	24	5
1054	Baby, I know you’re devoted to him, but I can guarantee you that he sees me as a threat.	1.2266	0.04327	128	103	21	4
1055	Courage and couwardly dog	1.2266	0.04032	128	101	25	2
1056	Let’s switch back to people food before it’s too late.	1.2265	0.03578	181	145	31	5
1057	I think we need to find a new dog park.	1.2264	0.03983	159	129	24	6
1058	Of course he’s protective. All dogs are.	1.2263	0.04143	137	110	23	4
1059	Is it okay to pet Fluffy?	1.2263	0.04143	137	110	23	4
1060	Don’t pet him. He’s part of the art installation .	1.2262	0.03552	168	133	32	3
1061	I can't explain it Cheryl, but there is something strange about your new dog.	1.2260	0.04097	146	118	23	5
1062	I see the wolf in him now	1.2260	0.03860	146	116	27	3
1063	Has he been fed yet?	1.2260	0.03860	146	116	27	3
1064	is this a full moon kind of situation?	1.2260	0.03980	146	117	25	4
1065	I didn't know your dog's a Republican	1.2260	0.04535	146	122	15	9
1066	Why did you change the dog's food again?	1.2260	0.03444	177	140	34	3
1067	Just wait till he licks himself.	1.2258	0.04047	155	126	23	6
1068	Someone has to tell him it's time for the vet, and it's not me.	1.2258	0.04103	124	98	24	2
1069	I'll stand aside, now it's your turn'	1.2258	0.04103	124	98	24	2
1070	The dog walker called – he ate another Pomeranian.	1.2258	0.03834	155	124	27	4
1071	I think Butchie has been watching too much TV news.	1.2258	0.03942	155	125	25	5
1072	How exactly does your emotional support dog help with your anger issues?	1.2258	0.04149	155	127	21	7
1073	It WAS great practice for having a child. That’s why I’m getting a vasectomy.	1.2258	0.04411	124	100	20	4
1074	Do you think our dog needs to do some shadow work?	1.2258	0.03940	124	97	26	1
1075	Is this your idea of a support dog?	1.2256	0.03413	195	156	34	5
1076	Have we heard back from the V-E-X-O-R-C-I-S-T yet	1.2256	0.04087	164	135	21	8
1077	I think we have a Stephen King situation here.	1.2256	0.04218	133	107	22	4
1078	Maybe he's not, but I sure as hell am afraid of his shadow.	1.2256	0.04480	133	109	18	6
1079	I'm afraid there might be some inner puppy issues to resolve.	1.2254	0.03583	173	138	31	4
1080	He looks a little angry	1.2254	0.03941	173	142	23	8
1081	Sorry hun, but we have to take Lucy back to the pound. She sheds, and I can't abide Lucy fur.	1.2254	0.04047	142	114	24	4
1082	From now on, we just say S...P...A...Y...E...D!"	1.2254	0.03921	142	113	26	3
1083	Relax, honey. He's only part pit-bull.	1.2254	0.03921	142	113	26	3
1084	Remind me to get the lighting fixed in here.	1.2254	0.04168	142	115	22	5
1085	I think he ate me in another life.	1.2254	0.03921	142	113	26	3
1086	Even at 12 pounds, the co-op board said it’s a hard “no”.	1.2254	0.03921	142	113	26	3
1087	Your dog has a poor self-image.	1.2252	0.04220	151	124	20	7
1088	I guess all dogs DON'T go to heaven.	1.2252	0.04114	151	123	22	6
1089	I mean his shadow really betrays him.	1.2252	0.03538	151	118	32	1
1090	Drama and more drama, even the dogs playing along.	1.2252	0.03894	151	121	26	4
1091	I think he eats too much dark meat.	1.2250	0.04058	160	131	22	7
1092	Do you happen to know if veterinarians can perform exorcisms?	1.2250	0.04007	120	94	25	1
1093	We're either going to take him to the vet or call an exorcist	1.2250	0.03757	160	128	28	4
1094	It’s not the elephant in the room that we’re not talking about	1.2250	0.04654	120	98	17	5
1095	I keep calling him "good boy," but I'm not so sure.	1.2248	0.04296	129	104	21	4
1096	I don’t think the breeder gave us his full pedigree.	1.2248	0.03850	129	101	27	1
1097	I wonder why he never barks?	1.2246	0.03711	138	108	29	1
1098	Did you by any chance call him a bad boy today?	1.2246	0.03851	138	109	27	2
1099	Okay, you tell him 'no dogs allowed."	1.2246	0.04243	138	112	21	5
1100	Do we know anyone who does doggie exorcisms?	1.2246	0.03986	138	110	25	3
1101	Fido sure has a knack for shadow puppets.	1.2246	0.04116	138	111	23	4
1102	Maybe we should just name him Jekyll—and hide.	1.2246	0.04366	138	113	19	6
1103	Who knows what beagle lurks in the hearts of chien?	1.2246	0.04602	138	115	15	8
1104	Now you want to get life insurance.	1.2246	0.04485	138	114	17	7
1105	Your dog is throwing shade.	1.2245	0.03837	147	117	27	3
1106	Just make sure he’s fed regularly.	1.2245	0.03956	147	118	25	4
1107	You should see your mother's shadow.	1.2245	0.04295	147	121	19	7
1108	Is it the shape of things to come?	1.2245	0.04185	147	120	21	6
1109	Maybe we should get a different lamp.	1.2245	0.04295	147	121	19	7
1110	I couldn’t remember if I was supposed to avoid the fire hydrant with the cursed amulet or the one without.	1.2245	0.03956	147	118	25	4
1111	its just a shadow of his former self	1.2244	0.03589	156	123	31	2
1112	I’m starting to think the rescue shelter wasn’t totally open with us!	1.2244	0.04024	156	127	23	6
1113	I think this relationship is more hostage than rescue.	1.2244	0.04125	156	128	21	7
1114	I picked him up at the shelter today. Very timid. As if he is afraid of his own shadow.	1.2242	0.03782	165	133	27	5
1115	Sure he looked cute at the pound, but in light of new revelations....	1.2241	0.03834	174	142	25	7
1116	Where did our shadows go?	1.2241	0.03889	116	90	26	0
1117	His vet is a Jungian.	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
1118	You just had to name him Anakin…	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
1119	He might not be as innocent as he seems.	1.2240	0.04379	125	101	20	4
1120	Well, there is such a thing as a wolf in sheep's clothing.	1.2240	0.04230	125	100	22	3
1121	I think we should call him doctor Jekyll.	1.2240	0.04524	125	102	18	5
1122	Stay, Spot. Pray, honey.	1.2239	0.04190	134	108	22	4
1123	You know, appearances can be deceiving.	1.2239	0.03614	134	104	30	0
1124	Have you noticed anything peculiar about Sparky since we switched him to a plant-based diet?	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
1125	He has a very interesting interpretation of 'play dead'.	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
1126	His new food said it would have him happy and healthy	1.2237	0.03871	152	122	26	4
1127	He’s part Jack Russell terror.	1.2237	0.03982	152	123	24	5
1128	Wow, it looks like his bite is bigger than his bark.	1.2237	0.03871	152	122	26	4
1129	Rosemary, think there's something odd about your puppy.	1.2237	0.04090	152	124	22	6
1130	Hey Shadow: Stop!	1.2237	0.03871	152	122	26	4
1131	What a sweetie, why would anyone want to give her up for adoption?	1.2236	0.03736	161	129	28	4
1132	Do dogs have past lives?	1.2236	0.03522	161	127	32	2
1133	What’s that they say about people looking like their dogs?	1.2236	0.03938	161	131	24	6
1134	“Never mind what I said to the divorce lawyer, the dog is yours!”	1.2236	0.04035	161	132	22	7
1135	I warned you not to adopt a rescue dog from Transylvania.	1.2236	0.03736	161	129	28	4
1136	It's his impression of Cujo	1.2235	0.03676	179	145	28	6
1137	Don’t worry. He’s just going through that “imaginary friend” stage.	1.2231	0.04310	121	97	21	3
1138	'The projectile pea soup, the bed spinning, it's all starting to make sense.'	1.2231	0.04267	130	105	21	4
1139	I didn’t realize Demon was an actual dog breed	1.2230	0.03960	139	111	25	3
1140	Told you we should get a cat.	1.2230	0.03960	139	111	25	3
1141	What do you mean he scared the neighbors?	1.2230	0.04048	148	120	23	5
1142	That, or may we just need to rethink the floor-level lighting?	1.2230	0.03814	148	118	27	3
1143	Megan,I uh… I don’t think this is going to work out.	1.2230	0.03691	148	117	29	2
1144	It's a neat trick, but can he roll over and play dead?	1.2229	0.03791	157	126	27	4
1145	All the adoption service could tell us is that he was shipped from Texas.	1.2229	0.03897	157	127	25	5
1146	I'm not sure the breeder gave us the full backstory.	1.2229	0.03791	157	126	27	4
1147	Someone looks hangry.	1.2229	0.03791	157	126	27	4
1148	Do you think it's wise to call him Plato?	1.2229	0.03562	166	132	31	3
1149	his obedience school psychologist said she’s been working with him on a new self-image	1.2229	0.03815	175	143	25	7
1150	Donna, you know it's not on our rental agreement to have a demon for a pet.	1.2228	0.03609	184	149	29	6
1151	The shade is real.	1.2222	0.03996	144	116	24	4
1152	You said he was 'A cute little devil'. You meant that literally?	1.2222	0.03735	153	122	28	3
1153	Maybe he's not a good boy.	1.2222	0.03503	162	128	32	2
1154	He goes or I go.	1.2222	0.04293	135	110	20	5
1155	.........and I used to be afraid of my own shadow....	1.2222	0.03781	171	139	26	6
1156	Are you sure you're not mad at me?	1.2222	0.03715	162	130	28	4
1157	It's his inner dog that I'm afraid of.	1.2222	0.03658	180	146	28	6
1158	I think his true feelings are showing.	1.2222	0.04396	117	94	20	3
1159	I'm thinking "Froofy" may not be the most apt name.	1.2222	0.03715	162	130	28	4
1160	You're right, we do need an animal psychologist.	1.2222	0.04225	117	93	22	2
1161	No wonder they smell each other's behinds.	1.2222	0.03497	171	136	32	3
1162	The vet says he's 50% chupacabra.	1.2222	0.03746	144	114	28	2
1163	But if not him, then who IS a good boy?	1.2222	0.03477	144	112	32	0
1164	Not an entry, just a suggestion. Why not see what AI would consider funny?	1.2222	0.04396	117	94	20	3
1165	He seemed so laid back at the shelter.	1.2222	0.04046	126	100	24	2
1166	This night he sleeps outside	1.2222	0.04293	135	110	20	5
1167	Oof! Your mother needs to stop feeding him brisket underneath the table.	1.2222	0.04396	117	94	20	3
1168	Do you think Rocky saw me petting the neighbors dog again?	1.2222	0.03873	144	115	26	3
1169	No, I don't think dogs have an innate sense of a person's true character.	1.2216	0.03543	167	133	31	3
1170	I can't in good conscience call him 'Snoopy' anymore.	1.2216	0.03741	167	135	27	5
1171	I wouldn't be concerned but there isn't actually a light creating the shadow.	1.2215	0.03769	158	127	27	4
1172	It's so awful that people think pitbulls are inherently meaner than other dogs just because they were bred to kill and, indeed, routinely shred toddlers and other, smaller dogs, and sometimes even their owners, more or less at random.	1.2215	0.04364	158	133	15	10
1173	Let's not unleash his potential.	1.2215	0.03875	158	128	25	5
1174	Cuddly, yes . . . But I'm telling you`- - - he DOES have a dark side!	1.2214	0.04309	140	115	19	6
1175	Do you really think this will keep the burglars away?	1.2214	0.03951	131	104	25	2
1176	That? Yeah, her dna tests results show that she’s was 1/18th hell hound.	1.2214	0.03951	131	104	25	2
1177	I have to back out because our relationship is a little spotty	1.2213	0.04434	122	99	19	4
1178	He needs more exorcist.	1.2209	0.03484	163	129	32	2
1179	I think that candle you bought is haunted.	1.2209	0.03990	163	134	22	7
1180	Do you have a cat?	1.2208	0.03714	154	123	28	3
1181	He's repressed a whole lot over the years.	1.2207	0.03592	145	114	30	1
1182	He's a show dog, a shadow puppet show dog.	1.2206	0.04134	136	110	22	4
1183	He's my spirit animal.	1.2206	0.03862	136	108	26	2
1184	Yeah, but it's at least protection.	1.2206	0.04134	136	110	22	4
1185	I’m pretending I don’t see it.	1.2206	0.04000	136	109	24	3
1186	We never should have made him sleep in his own bed.	1.2206	0.04134	136	110	22	4
1187	Vegan dog food? Sure, we can give it a try.	1.2206	0.03862	136	108	26	2
1188	His shadow is bigger than his bite.	1.2205	0.03859	127	100	26	1
1189	Oh, fuck!	1.2205	0.04317	127	103	20	4
1190	It''s his imaginary friend..says he's friendly.	1.2205	0.04460	127	104	18	5
1191	He doesn’t bite, but his shadow does.	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
1192	Woofy always seems scared of his own shadow.	1.2201	0.03853	159	129	25	5
1193	Why do we keep feeding him raw meat?	1.2201	0.04054	159	131	21	7
1194	Let's hope his bark isn't bigger than his bite.	1.2200	0.03999	150	122	23	5
1195	Don't let his looks fool you!!	1.2200	0.03999	150	122	23	5
1196	Sparky’s grain-free diet is going GREAT!	1.2200	0.03768	150	120	27	3
1197	And his bite is worse than his bark	1.2199	0.03642	141	111	29	1
1198	The dog’s flatulence has assumed a rather more dramatic nature.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1199	There’s something you’re not telling me.	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1200	‘Can we keep him? I found him hanging around the shadow puppet workshop’	1.2199	0.04398	141	117	17	7
1201	Are you sure he is friendly?	1.2199	0.03642	141	111	29	1
1202	Run!	1.2198	0.03361	182	145	34	3
1203	Have you been reading Howl to him again?	1.2197	0.04209	132	107	21	4
1204	There must be a way out of here. I’ve seen moonless, clothes-less, but I can’t stand shadowless people.	1.2197	0.03924	132	105	25	2
1205	Who knows what evil lurks…	1.2197	0.04069	132	106	23	3
1206	I'm so afraid of his own shadow.	1.2197	0.03741	173	141	26	6
1207	Is he ok with cats?	1.2197	0.03363	173	137	34	2
1208	His bite’s bigger than his bark.	1.2195	0.04248	123	99	21	3
1209	I thought this building was supposed to be pet friendly.	1.2195	0.03465	164	130	32	2
1210	Well, we'll be out of cell service, but she's a sweetie. I'm sure you won't have any problems.	1.2195	0.03775	164	133	26	5
1211	Is there something you're not telling me about Phydeaux?	1.2195	0.03571	164	131	30	3
1212	He gets cranky if he's not walked.	1.2195	0.04088	123	98	23	2
1213	Two-faced Loyalty🦴🐾	1.2195	0.03921	123	97	25	1
1214	Sure, but can he roll over?	1.2194	0.03913	155	126	24	5
1215	I don't think he appreciates being neutered.	1.2194	0.03913	155	126	24	5
1216	And apparently he's great with children.	1.2194	0.03804	155	125	26	4
1217	Don't worry about him. He's afraid of his own shadow.	1.2194	0.03692	155	124	28	3
1218	Looks like the demon has brought in another stray.	1.2194	0.03804	155	125	26	4
1219	He tends to overshadow everyone and everything.	1.2192	0.03700	146	116	28	2
1220	It’s always the little ones you gotta watch out for.	1.2192	0.03947	146	118	24	4
1221	Just see if exorcism is covered on his health plan.	1.2190	0.04361	137	113	18	6
1222	Alpha dog issues. I’m his emotional support human.	1.2190	0.04107	137	111	22	4
1223	See, he’s sure he’s NOT your widdle puppy.	1.2190	0.03837	137	109	26	2
1224	You encouraged him to think outside the box.	1.2190	0.03694	137	108	28	1
1225	He suffers from imposter syndrome.	1.2189	0.04064	169	141	19	9
1226	She's an emerging breed, Dalmatian-Hellhound mix, or Damnatian. Lovely with children, but you don't want to get on her bad side.	1.2188	0.04287	128	104	20	4
1227	Who’s a good boy?! Who’s a good boy?! Who’s a…	1.2188	0.03832	128	101	26	1
1228	What makes you think he doesn’t like you?	1.2188	0.04428	128	105	18	5
1229	Maybe we should get a DNA test.	1.2188	0.03832	128	101	26	1
1230	Who is a good boy now?	1.2188	0.03831	160	130	25	5
1231	alright, who's keeping the dog	1.2185	0.03975	151	123	23	5
1232	It turns out you can teach an old dog new tricks.	1.2185	0.03626	151	120	29	2
1233	When it comes to home protection he has a very effective 'shadowtude'.	1.2185	0.04162	119	95	22	2
1234	He did have some challenges as a puppy.	1.2185	0.03987	119	94	24	1
1235	Yes, he's afraid of his own shadow, but can you really blame him?	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
1236	Sure, he seems sweet now, but you're never sure what they'll be like later.	1.2184	0.03722	174	142	26	6
1237	He just doesn't seem like himself lately.	1.2184	0.03722	174	142	26	6
1238	Are we missing another cat?	1.2183	0.03755	142	113	27	2
1239	How can you be so positive he’s NOT part dragon?	1.2183	0.03886	142	114	25	3
1240	He's shadier than we thought!	1.2183	0.04254	142	117	19	6
1241	Breathe	1.2183	0.04135	142	116	21	5
1242	Oh, he has a whole show of shadow puppets.	1.2183	0.03886	142	114	25	3
1243	You hid the snacks and the shadow knows	1.2183	0.04012	142	115	23	4
1244	In this case his bite is much worse than his bark.	1.2183	0.03755	142	113	27	2
1245	We ask that you only walk him on overcast days	1.2183	0.04254	142	117	19	6
1246	Linda, how can I put this gently? Something has come between us.	1.2183	0.04012	142	115	23	4
1247	I think I know why he keeps peeing in the house.	1.2182	0.03852	165	135	24	6
1248	Ignoring your inner demons is not protecting you. It is just making you smaller.	1.2180	0.04180	133	108	21	4
1249	No bark. No bite. I don't know... it's just not natural.	1.2180	0.04180	133	108	21	4
1250	Just a shadow of his former self.	1.2180	0.04180	133	108	21	4
1251	Try to make him stay while I get my phone.	1.2180	0.03749	133	105	27	1
1252	What was the name of that breeder again?	1.2179	0.03671	156	125	28	3
1253	My Cat Stevens album has gone missing.	1.2179	0.04097	156	129	20	7
1254	Are you sure this is the right cartoon?	1.2179	0.04294	156	131	16	9
1255	You sure calling him Damian is a good idea?	1.2179	0.03890	156	127	24	5
1256	Are you sure your dog likes me?	1.2179	0.03652	179	146	27	6
1257	What's gotten into him?	1.2177	0.03893	124	98	25	1
1258	He’s a purebred Jack Russell terrorer.	1.2177	0.03549	147	116	30	1
1259	I’m allergic.	1.2177	0.03803	147	118	26	3
1260	What disturbs me more is that we’re not casting one.	1.2177	0.04154	147	121	20	6
1261	Seriously, you need to change that dog's diet.	1.2176	0.03401	193	156	32	5
1262	Honey, this is beyond a shadow of doubt.	1.2174	0.03491	161	128	31	2
1263	Are you sure, it's safe to pet him?!	1.2174	0.04208	138	113	20	5
1264	He’s been in a mood since the Frenchies were voted most popular.	1.2174	0.03812	138	110	26	2
1265	Fine! He’s a good boy and passive-aggressive.	1.2174	0.04008	161	133	21	7
1266	I think the obedience classes are making this worse.	1.2174	0.03810	161	131	25	5
1267	I would strongly suggest you stay on Spot's good side!	1.2174	0.03671	138	109	28	1
1268	Bobo doesn't seem himself since we had him fixed.	1.2174	0.03949	138	111	24	3
1269	He's always had an outsized sense of himself.	1.2174	0.04332	138	114	18	6
1270	For once, please try to make an independent decision.	1.2174	0.04056	115	91	23	1
1271	She's a sweet girl but can be 'spirited' around other dogs and children.	1.2174	0.03812	138	110	26	2
1272	Do you think that thing about Dalmations turning on their owners is true?	1.2174	0.04080	138	112	22	4
1273	It's either him or me, and I'm pretty damned sure its gonna be him.	1.2174	0.04208	138	113	20	5
1274	That’s his new mantra: “I am a fire-breathing dragon!”	1.2174	0.03949	138	111	24	3
1275	I'm not so sure he likes me.	1.2171	0.03426	175	140	32	3
1276	It's a wolf in a dogs clothing	1.2171	0.03605	152	121	29	2
1277	Me? Paranoid?	1.2171	0.03840	152	123	25	4
1278	The dog walker is asking for double pay during full moons.	1.2171	0.03840	152	123	25	4
1279	No he doesn’t bite.	1.2171	0.03605	152	121	29	2
1280	on second thought, let’s not get him neutered	1.2171	0.03605	152	121	29	2
1281	Don’t worry Gloria, his cast is worse than his bite.	1.2171	0.04060	152	125	21	6
1282	I think he wants US to go o-u-t.	1.2171	0.03962	129	103	24	2
1283	Is this an inner demon for him, or our we projecting our inner demon on him?	1.2171	0.03962	129	103	24	2
1284	I'm less worried about his shadow and more about your lack of one	1.2171	0.04112	129	104	22	3
1285	What might they have left out when they told us she was a "mix"?	1.2171	0.04112	129	104	22	3
1286	That little trick got him kicked out of obedience school.	1.2171	0.03962	129	103	24	2
1287	. "There's just no living in your shadow."	1.2171	0.04257	129	105	20	4
1288	I called him Rex and I think it went to his head.	1.2169	0.03680	189	156	25	8
1289	Does he have any personality traits I should know about?	1.2169	0.03831	166	136	24	6
1290	You’re sure you let the cat out?	1.2168	0.03862	143	115	25	3
1291	I don’t care if it’s only his shadow that’s evil, this dog creeps me out.	1.2168	0.03732	143	114	27	2
1292	Is it his subconscious or ours?	1.2168	0.04227	143	118	19	6
1293	I’m whispering because the vet said he has multiple personality disorder.”	1.2168	0.03732	143	114	27	2
1294	I see you've been working on his self-esteem.	1.2168	0.03987	143	116	23	4
1295	This always happens when he tries to understand Bitcoin.	1.2168	0.03987	143	116	23	4
1296	The breeder told me he's a cross between a Jekyll dalmatian and a Hyde pitbull.	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
1297	Maybe it is his name! How would you like to be called Trumpfecal?	1.2166	0.03761	157	127	26	4
1298	My dog has been spending too much time with the neighborhood cats.	1.2166	0.03537	157	125	30	2
1299	That’s an example of a MAGA-dog, Marjorie.	1.2164	0.04015	134	108	23	3
1300	Maybe the vegan dog food was a bad idea.	1.2164	0.04015	134	108	23	3
1301	Save the shelter dog-hah! Try shelter in place!	1.2164	0.03872	134	107	25	2
1302	Look at him...there's not an aggressive bone in his body.	1.2164	0.04015	134	108	23	3
1303	I don’t think he likes the name Spot.	1.2164	0.04152	134	109	21	4
1304	He’s sort of a cross between Benji and Cujo.	1.2162	0.04016	148	121	22	5
1305	It's my mother in law's dog.	1.2162	0.03780	148	119	26	3
1306	Dr. Reinhardt suggests moving to a north-facing apartment.	1.2162	0.03780	148	119	26	3
1307	Did you read "Where the Wild Things Are" to him again?	1.2162	0.03899	148	120	24	4
1308	I know you think he's meek as a lamb but don't you sometimes get the feeling that he's about to explode!	1.2162	0.03528	148	117	30	1
1309	He learned it at doggy daycare.	1.2162	0.03656	148	118	28	2
1310	Who let the demons out	1.2162	0.03899	148	120	24	4
1311	The good news is she's reached her maximum size."	1.2160	0.03686	162	131	27	4
1312	all I'm saying Jackie is you've been asking him 'who's a good boy?' and he's never answered once...	1.2160	0.03986	162	134	21	7
1313	It's called projection.	1.2160	0.04626	125	104	15	6
1314	Oh, he'll be OK - he's still thinking about the car he didn't catch.	1.2160	0.04187	125	101	21	3
1315	Have you seen the cat? I can't find her anywhere.	1.2160	0.04338	125	102	19	4
1316	Dear, how long do we have to pretend we're just friends?	1.2160	0.04030	125	100	23	2
1317	I don't know, I think he would be ok with your sister and her three cats coming to visit next week.	1.2160	0.04338	125	102	19	4
1318	Have we always had a dog?	1.2159	0.03684	176	144	26	6
1319	Every dog has its demon.	1.2159	0.03503	176	142	30	4
1320	He won't care if we skip his dinner	1.2158	0.03788	139	111	26	2
1321	Maybe he wants a t-r-e-a-t	1.2158	0.03923	139	112	24	3
1322	Whereas I think the real question is why you and I cast no shadow at all...	1.2158	0.04181	139	114	20	5
1323	On Fridays, he moonlights	1.2158	0.03788	139	111	26	2
1324	It’s funny, he doesn’t seem to have to bark that much”	1.2157	0.03703	153	123	27	3
1325	I would not look back or make a shadow rabbit, if I were you.	1.2157	0.04244	153	128	17	8
1326	Just call it a sixth sense, but I’d give him his bone back.	1.2156	0.03514	167	134	30	3
1327	"Spot's rehearsing for Kabuki Theatre."	1.2156	0.03514	167	134	30	3
1328	His shadow is much worse than his bite.	1.2155	0.04711	116	96	15	5
1329	I am never comfortable discussing that in front of him.	1.2154	0.03935	130	104	24	2
1330	Cuddly? I'm just saying that this is not the image that he projects.	1.2154	0.04366	130	107	18	5
1331	You forgot his Cymbalta again, didn't you?	1.2154	0.03781	130	103	26	1
1332	I believe you're about to tell me your mother is coming to visit.	1.2154	0.03781	130	103	26	1
1333	He doesn't bite	1.2154	0.03781	130	103	26	1
1334	Honey, the dog's been reading Freud again.	1.2153	0.04083	144	118	21	5
1335	Agreed, let's dial back the commands and just send him some suggestions instead.	1.2153	0.03962	144	117	23	4
1336	Do you ever wonder what he's thinking?	1.2153	0.03838	144	116	25	3
1337	What do we do if he’s not a good boy?	1.2153	0.03838	144	116	25	3
1338	He says he's so over Freud and all about Jung.	1.2153	0.03962	144	117	23	4
1339	The Baskervilles said he was very friendly.	1.2152	0.03739	158	128	26	4
1340	I don't like the picture that's emerging.	1.2152	0.03630	158	127	28	3
1341	I think he’s been reading Carl Jung.”	1.2152	0.03846	158	129	24	5
1342	He looked so interesting at the pet shop.	1.2152	0.03517	158	126	30	2
1343	I think he overheard me say he can’t sleep in our bed anymore.	1.2151	0.03643	172	140	27	5
1344	Who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks?	1.2149	0.04265	121	98	20	3
1345	I told you we should've adopted a rabbit.	1.2148	0.03700	135	107	27	1
1346	Well, he may look harmless but I wouldn't let him sleep at the end of MY bed.	1.2148	0.04124	135	110	21	4
1347	I'm not sure getting Rover from "Area 51Rescue" was such a great move.	1.2148	0.04124	135	110	21	4
1348	The name's Wolf. James Wolf.	1.2148	0.03700	135	107	27	1
1349	Maybe keep Eddie on leash today	1.2148	0.03988	135	109	23	3
1350	That's as close to a guard dog as he'll ever get!	1.2148	0.03847	135	108	25	2
1351	He’s not a bad dog, but he is one sick puppy!”	1.2148	0.04256	135	111	19	5
1352	I sense some pent-up aggression in the room.	1.2148	0.03876	149	121	24	4
1353	Is that one of those Oshihtzudoodles?	1.2148	0.03991	149	122	22	5
1354	That's it, we're cutting him off from all political shows.	1.2148	0.03876	149	121	24	4
1355	I know it's cute but don't encourage him.	1.2148	0.03757	149	120	26	3
1356	Oh, who really believes in those DNA tests anyway?	1.2148	0.04103	149	123	20	6
1357	Peek-a-boo"	1.2148	0.03991	149	122	22	5
1358	Look who got into the meatloaf again.	1.2147	0.03666	163	132	27	4
1359	It’s good for his self-esteem.	1.2147	0.03867	163	134	23	6
1360	Why, no, I didn’t know Stephen King ran a pet adoption agency.	1.2147	0.03768	163	133	25	5
1361	Piebald seems unhappy.	1.2143	0.03681	154	124	27	3
1362	The shelters never tell you about the dog's background.	1.2143	0.03898	140	113	24	3
1363	He was just so cute and loving, I couldn't say no. And he's already got a name - Cujo.	1.2143	0.03898	140	113	24	3
1364	I’m beginning to see Spot in a whole new light	1.2143	0.04592	126	105	15	6
1365	The shrink says he’s passive-aggressive, but I just don’t see it.	1.2143	0.03795	154	125	25	4
1366	The DNA test said he's 50% Dalmatian, 50% Hellhound.	1.2143	0.04012	154	127	21	6
1367	Looks like he has a strong self image.	1.2143	0.04307	126	103	19	4
1368	I guess his dark is worse than his light.	1.2143	0.04012	154	127	21	6
1369	The shelter said he just needs some exorcising.	1.2143	0.04157	126	102	21	3
1370	Well…puppy and puppetry training sound similar to me!	1.2143	0.03898	140	113	24	3
1371	What've you been feeding Fido?	1.2143	0.03564	154	123	29	2
1372	We could just throw out that lamp.	1.2143	0.04275	140	116	18	6
1373	Well, we all have a shadow side, don't we?	1.2143	0.04001	126	101	23	2
1374	Are you sure he’s OK with intimacy?	1.2143	0.04157	126	102	21	3
1375	well, its his dark side..	1.2143	0.03898	140	113	24	3
1376	Jung theorized that the shadow represented the unconscious inferior part of ourselves.	1.2143	0.04001	126	101	23	2
1377	Your dog has some scary farts.	1.2143	0.03795	154	125	25	4
1378	. Oh that, it's just my alter ego.	1.2143	0.04001	126	101	23	2
1379	Sure Judy,it’s the ‘dogs’ shadow.	1.2143	0.03789	168	138	24	6
1380	Yes it’s built on a hellmouth, but did you see the closet space?	1.2143	0.04307	126	103	19	4
1381	I mean, if I was a dog and that was my shadow, I would be scared of it too	1.2139	0.03534	187	153	28	6
1382	Is there a way to bring it back to the shelter?	1.2139	0.03434	173	139	31	3
1383	Wicked dog, man!	1.2138	0.03609	159	128	28	3
1384	They told me he was afraid of his shadow, and now I know why.	1.2138	0.03926	159	131	22	6
1385	Don't look back but I thing the D O G has to go!	1.2138	0.03497	159	127	30	2
1386	Get in the car. If I'm not there in 15 minutes, don't look back.	1.2138	0.04057	145	119	21	5
1387	You say "Wishful Thinking". I say "Self-Image". And I say we'd better watch out.	1.2138	0.03814	145	117	25	3
1388	I'm not sure Dr. Jekyll was the best name after all.	1.2137	0.04469	131	109	16	6
1389	Actually I said ‘ exorcise’ …	1.2137	0.03908	131	105	24	2
1390	Ryan confronts Emma and her emotional support dog.	1.2137	0.04599	131	110	14	7
1391	Yeah, but he’s the only one with a shadow.	1.2137	0.03755	131	104	26	1
1392	I thought you were going to feed him.	1.2137	0.04056	131	106	22	3
1393	He's daydreaming - I can tell.	1.2137	0.04056	131	106	22	3
1394	Yes. My little dog Shadow has a dark side.	1.2137	0.04336	131	108	18	5
1395	It's obvious when he's misbehaved.	1.2137	0.03908	131	105	24	2
1396	I'm telling you, he's not a dog!	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
1397	Clever, but how does he do the eyes?	1.2135	0.03899	178	149	20	9
1398	You've heard of a shadow Boxer? This is the canine version!	1.2134	0.03542	164	132	29	3
1399	You see a dog. I see a wolf.	1.2133	0.03613	150	120	28	2
1400	I'm afraid your mood swings are contagious.	1.2133	0.03967	150	123	22	5
1401	I'm not sure why he was kicked out of Doggy Daycare.	1.2133	0.03735	150	121	26	3
1402	I'm sorry, but you're going to have to choose.	1.2133	0.03613	150	120	28	2
1403	There's just something shady about him.	1.2133	0.03613	150	120	28	2
1404	We should get some furniture.	1.2132	0.03962	136	110	23	3
1405	I think his papers lists the wrong breed...	1.2132	0.03962	136	110	23	3
1406	That’s so strange. What happened to our shadows?	1.2132	0.04097	136	111	21	4
1407	How is he doing after that surgery this morning?	1.2132	0.03822	136	109	25	2
1408	He got mad when I took away the socks he was eating, but he seems alright now	1.2132	0.03822	136	109	25	2
1409	We’re lucky this light only casts shadows of dogs	1.2132	0.03962	136	110	23	3
1410	Are you angry at me?	1.2131	0.04234	122	99	20	3
1411	Yeah, I know, but what really worries me is that ours are missing!!	1.2131	0.04234	122	99	20	3
1412	You can both move in, but he is not allowed to sleep on the bed.	1.2131	0.04234	122	99	20	3
1413	I was a paperboy as a kid	1.2131	0.04234	122	99	20	3
1414	I tried taking him to the oark, but he is afraid of his own shadow.	1.2131	0.04070	122	98	22	2
1415	Honey, I'm really not comfortable having Spot sleep in bed with us any more.	1.2131	0.04391	122	100	18	4
1416	Let’s name him Hyde.”	1.2130	0.03577	169	137	28	4
1417	Let's shut off that light.	1.2130	0.03477	169	136	30	3
1418	So, Rufus, how was your first day as a therapy dog?	1.2129	0.04092	155	129	19	7
1419	I guess six more weeks of winter isn't that scary anymore.	1.2129	0.03882	155	127	23	5
1420	I'm just saying he makes me nervous, that's all.	1.2129	0.03989	155	128	21	6
1421	I know we always say he’s a goodie-woodie, sweetie-weetie boy, but I’m starting to have my doubts	1.2129	0.04193	155	130	17	8
1422	The DNA test showed part Chihuahua part Tyrannosaurus rex.	1.2129	0.03660	155	125	27	3
1423	He's mastered sit and stay but we're still working on his attitude.	1.2129	0.03773	155	126	25	4
1424	What do you mean 'the beast within'?	1.2128	0.03740	141	113	26	2
1425	You rescued him on Friday the 13th!?	1.2128	0.03873	141	114	24	3
1426	I think there's something the adoption center didn't tell us about his background.	1.2128	0.04127	141	116	20	5
1427	I think the name Shadow is getting to his head.	1.2128	0.04127	141	116	20	5
1428	He seems docile, but I'm a little concerned about his pedigree.	1.2128	0.03873	141	114	24	3
1429	I did say NOT to mention ‘the procedure’, didn’t I?	1.2128	0.04002	141	115	22	4
1430	And you tell me I'm projecting.	1.2126	0.03973	127	102	23	2
1431	Something about you is changing honey, but I can't point it out.	1.2126	0.03813	127	101	25	1
1432	Turns out he’s not a rescue but a Thai shadow puppy.	1.2126	0.04127	127	103	21	3
1433	Somehow, he always knows when it's dinnertime	1.2126	0.03973	127	102	23	2
1434	Do you ever wonder what dogs are reflecting on when they are just sitting there?	1.2126	0.04127	127	103	21	3
1435	He's a Rescue from Jurassic Park	1.2126	0.03973	127	102	23	2
1436	Call Father Karras	1.2126	0.04276	127	104	19	4
1437	I suspect he was raised by wolves.	1.2125	0.03802	160	131	24	5
1438	I was gonna say "bite me"...	1.2125	0.03589	160	129	28	3
1439	You did feed him,?	1.2125	0.03697	160	130	26	4
1440	He seems to need less kibble and more fresh meat.	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
1441	'Why did you teach him to play undead?'	1.2123	0.04032	146	120	21	5
1442	Is the moon waxing or waning?	1.2123	0.04032	146	120	21	5
1443	It's always the ones you least expect.	1.2123	0.03396	146	115	31	0
1444	We should do a DNA test.	1.2123	0.04032	146	120	21	5
1445	I think he’s trying to tell us he doesn’t identify as bovine anymore.	1.2123	0.03913	146	119	23	4
1446	I'd rather do the dog park than take a walk through the valley with the shadow of death.	1.2121	0.04028	132	107	22	3
1447	This happened to my gerbil too.	1.2121	0.04169	132	108	20	4
1448	So that's why the shelter called him a "Were-doodle mix"	1.2121	0.03882	132	106	24	2
1449	You know sometimes I think he’s evolving	1.2121	0.03882	132	106	24	2
1450	He's a great dog, but I don't understand why he's scared of his shadow.	1.2121	0.03626	165	134	27	4
1451	It’s just his inner dog projecting.	1.2119	0.03592	151	121	28	2
1452	The guy at the shelter said he was "all bite", whatever that means.	1.2119	0.03943	151	124	22	5
1453	I can’t be sure, but I feel like he’s got a shady past.	1.2119	0.03713	151	122	26	3
1454	This is why I wanted to switch to wet food.	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
1455	I totally get why you named him Cujo.	1.2117	0.03936	137	111	23	3
1456	Well, the shelter did say he knew some tricks beyond ‘sit’, ‘down’, and ‘stay’.	1.2117	0.03653	137	109	27	1
1457	He's all canine, isn't he?	1.2117	0.04567	137	116	13	8
1458	A wolf in spots clothing	1.2117	0.04448	137	115	15	7
1459	Somehow I think your dog resents our relationship	1.2117	0.03936	137	111	23	3
1460	Maybe we shouldn’t have named him Lucifer.	1.2115	0.03639	156	126	27	3
1461	The Animal Shelter said that although he is usually well-behaved, he does have a shadowy side.	1.2115	0.03639	156	126	27	3
1462	Do you think his shadow will be worse than his bark?	1.2115	0.03965	156	129	21	6
1463	I think he wants to go out.	1.2114	0.03494	175	142	29	4
1464	So that’s why they can’t eat chocolate…	1.2114	0.04358	123	101	18	4
1465	Now, he's just a shadow of himself.	1.2114	0.03873	123	98	24	1
1466	Helen, don’t look now, but I think Spot just morphed into your mother”	1.2114	0.04041	123	99	22	2
1467	When you walk him, just tell everyone he’s super friendly.	1.2114	0.03873	123	98	24	1
1468	Can puppy dogs have a shadowy past?	1.2113	0.03717	142	114	26	2
1469	Never buy one from the pet store.	1.2113	0.03977	142	116	22	4
1470	I told you it wasn't just the fluorescent lighting at the pound!	1.2113	0.03977	142	116	22	4
1471	He suffers from dysmorphia	1.2113	0.03580	142	113	28	1
1472	The trainer said one of us has to be the alpha dog.	1.2112	0.03459	161	129	30	2
1473	For some strange reason this little cutie was the only dog left at the shelter"	1.2111	0.03522	180	147	28	5
1474	He looked so sweet at the shelter.	1.2109	0.03945	128	103	23	2
1475	That is a pure bread hellhound for sure, look at the shadow Barbara! Quick grab the holy water bowl and call Father Francis!	1.2109	0.04098	128	104	21	3
1476	Let's hope it's a shadow of his former self.	1.2109	0.04388	128	106	17	5
1477	Honestly, his shadow is worse then his bite.	1.2109	0.03642	147	118	27	2
1478	What do you mean, you have a "funny feeling" about it? It's rent-controlled!	1.2109	0.04233	147	123	17	7
1479	His avatar obviously has plans and ambitions we don't know about.	1.2109	0.03511	147	117	29	1
1480	Sometimes I'm not sure if he is really a very good boy	1.2109	0.03767	147	119	25	3
1481	I don’t understand why he was at the shelter for so long.	1.2109	0.04007	147	121	21	5
1482	Let's take him to a vet.	1.2105	0.04032	114	91	22	1
1483	"Is it a full moon?	1.2105	0.04001	133	108	22	3
1484	I think the line you’re looking for is ‘Out, damned spot! Out I say.’	1.2105	0.04141	133	109	20	4
1485	Maybe we should get him to a therapist.	1.2105	0.04001	133	108	22	3
1486	Why’s he called shadow?	1.2105	0.03856	133	107	24	2
1487	Am I really that transparent?	1.2105	0.03807	152	124	24	4
1488	It’s time.	1.2105	0.03340	171	137	32	2
1489	Don't worry. It turns into a pussycat after he's fed.	1.2105	0.03446	152	121	30	1
1490	At least he's not scary on the outside.	1.2105	0.04141	133	109	20	4
1491	I think it's getting close to feeding time.	1.2105	0.03807	152	124	24	4
1492	Yeah, but his shadow puppet of Einstein is even scarier	1.2105	0.03856	133	107	24	2
1493	What were the results of that doggy DNA test again?	1.2105	0.04221	114	92	20	2
1494	What were the results of his DNA test again?	1.2105	0.04029	152	126	20	6
1495	Great. Now we've got six more weeks of him refusing to go outside.	1.2105	0.03705	133	106	26	1
1496	Sure, he's a cutie. But is he housebroken?	1.2105	0.03920	152	125	22	5
1497	He’s channeling his inner wolf again.	1.2105	0.03691	152	123	26	3
1498	It's not you, but it's not entirely me either	1.2102	0.03476	176	143	29	4
1499	I thought you were gonna teach him to give paw, not pause.	1.2102	0.03729	157	128	25	4
1500	Yeah, you should have seen it, at the dog park even the big dogs ran away from him.	1.2102	0.03618	157	127	27	3
1501	Keep your voice down when you say "neuter"	1.2101	0.03910	138	112	23	3
1502	Perhaps a better choice would have been Fluffy over Attila.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1503	How long are we dog sitting for Dr. Jekyll?	1.2101	0.03630	138	110	27	1
1504	It's your fault. He saw Peter and the Wolf too often.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1505	Maybe he could practice some mindfulness?	1.2101	0.03481	138	109	29	0
1506	Amazing the way that "small-dog syndrome" manifests itself, isn't it?	1.2101	0.04282	119	97	19	3
1507	He must be channeling his inner wolf.	1.2101	0.03935	119	95	23	1
1508	Do you think Spot will mind if I move in?	1.2101	0.04112	119	96	21	2
1509	Well, the breeder did say he would shadow me everywhere	1.2100	0.03217	200	162	34	4
1510	Poor little Spot. He's just a shadow of his former self. Or is it vice-versa?	1.2099	0.03550	162	131	28	3
1511	When you say he likes children ..	1.2099	0.03760	162	133	24	5
1512	I don’t know what it is, but I think that dog hates me!	1.2098	0.03951	143	117	22	4
1513	I told you not to read him "Little Red Riding Hood"	1.2098	0.03825	143	116	24	3
1514	I think he knows exactly ‘what evil lurks in the hearts of men’!”	1.2098	0.03694	143	115	26	2
1515	Before we moved to L.A. we never thought he needed Jungian pet therapy.	1.2097	0.04620	124	104	14	6
1516	We agreed: This would not be his Forever Home.	1.2097	0.04012	124	100	22	2
1517	He’s a little passive-aggressive.	1.2097	0.04326	124	102	18	4
1518	Fido is not angry. You are projecting your feelings onto the dog, as usual.	1.2097	0.03845	124	99	24	1
1519	I think we should switch back to dry dog food.	1.2096	0.03587	167	136	27	4
1520	Don’t ask me how, but I just know he’s thinking about my ex.	1.2096	0.03485	167	135	29	3
1521	He has a Tyrannosaurus complex.	1.2096	0.03686	167	137	25	5
1522	Do you ever wonder what they're thinking...???	1.2095	0.03983	148	122	21	5
1523	No, his bite is worse.	1.2095	0.03983	148	122	21	5
1524	I don’t think Spot likes me.	1.2095	0.03620	148	119	27	2
1525	Your dog seems to be very friendly, but he casts one really mean shadow.	1.2095	0.04096	148	123	19	6
1526	We have got to get rid of those halogen bulbs.	1.2095	0.03356	148	117	31	0
1527	First they took our furniture. Now, our shadows. And the dog seems to be in on it!	1.2095	0.03745	148	120	25	3
1528	Do you think Sparky's gonna be happy is the new place? Let's hope he doesn’t chew the furniture like at the old place.	1.2095	0.03865	148	121	23	4
1529	Go for a w-a-l-k without me, I dare you.	1.2095	0.03620	148	119	27	2
1530	All that matters is how you feel inside	1.2095	0.03620	148	119	27	2
1531	Fido's too common....let's go for Id.	1.2093	0.04070	129	105	21	3
1532	Uh-oh, I thought the full moon was tomorrow night.	1.2093	0.04216	129	106	19	4
1533	I threw him a bone, and he throws me shade.	1.2093	0.04357	129	107	17	5
1534	Would you consider a cat instead?	1.2093	0.03918	129	104	23	2
1535	And you’re sure they said he was a good boy?	1.2093	0.04070	129	105	21	3
1536	The breeder said he was a tea cup demon	1.2093	0.03322	172	138	32	2
1537	He's channeling his inner 'Cujo'.	1.2092	0.03784	153	125	24	4
1538	These days she's just a shadow of her former self.	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
1539	Did you see my bacon quesadilla?	1.2090	0.03640	177	146	25	6
1540	What about a cat?	1.2090	0.03550	177	145	27	5
1541	This motherfucker.	1.2090	0.03974	134	109	22	3
1542	This is my resting dog face	1.2090	0.03830	134	108	24	2
1543	Upon reflection, this was a bad idea	1.2090	0.03830	134	108	24	2
1544	Maybe we should have gotten the cat.	1.2090	0.03525	134	106	28	0
1545	It is just AI.	1.2090	0.04377	134	112	16	6
1546	And you say I'm the one who always does the projecting around here.	1.2090	0.04247	134	111	18	5
1547	Well, his mother WAS a jackal.	1.2089	0.03708	158	129	25	4
1548	I get this weird feeling that he's not cut out for apartment living.	1.2089	0.03598	158	128	27	3
1549	He thinks that he's the alpha male.	1.2087	0.03155	206	167	35	4
1550	No, I didn’t take his shock collar off—I thought you did.	1.2087	0.04001	115	92	22	1
1551	did you say this breed was called a night-terrier?	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
1552	Why didn’t we name him ‘Shadow?’’	1.2086	0.04017	139	114	21	4
1553	I'm telling you he's not the same dog when you're not here!	1.2086	0.03885	139	113	23	3
1554	Trust me, I know he's way past hungry right now...	1.2086	0.03748	139	112	25	2
1555	Speck projects his inner beast—	1.2083	0.03801	144	117	24	3
1556	Trixie doesn’t like me, no two ways about it.	1.2083	0.03396	144	114	30	0
1557	Which emotion is he supposed to be supporting exactly?	1.2083	0.04412	120	99	17	4
1558	He's on my side.	1.2083	0.03927	144	118	22	4
1559	Don’t rub his tummy after midnight.	1.2083	0.03671	144	116	26	2
1560	Do you think they do dog exorcisms?	1.2083	0.03801	144	117	24	3
1561	He’s been watching too much Batman.	1.2083	0.04048	144	119	20	5
1562	He seems sweet, but...	1.2081	0.03598	149	120	27	2
1563	That last full moon was a bitch.	1.2081	0.03958	149	123	21	5
1564	I think we somehow got the batdog of the litter.	1.2081	0.03337	149	118	31	0
1565	Do you think he’ll be a good guard dog?	1.2081	0.03842	149	122	23	4
1566	He's smiling. You may progress to the next level	1.2081	0.03598	149	120	27	2
1567	He's ferocious when the light hits him just right.	1.2080	0.03983	125	101	22	2
1568	Oops! Looks like Topper has MAGA terrier in him.	1.2080	0.03818	125	100	24	1
1569	Oh…and that pet deposit has recently been increased to five thousand dollars	1.2080	0.03645	125	99	26	0
1570	I think Spot has delusions of grandeur.	1.2079	0.03348	178	144	31	3
1571	We really have to stop feeding him people food…	1.2078	0.04289	154	131	14	9
1572	Honey, call the Post Office, we haven’t seen our mailman in over a week	1.2078	0.03762	154	126	24	4
1573	I think a cute little dog would help with the twins.	1.2077	0.04042	130	106	21	3
1574	The pet therapist encouraged Buttons to embrace his inner Cujo.	1.2077	0.03891	130	105	23	2
1575	I think I know where the word “foreshadowing’ comes from.	1.2077	0.03735	130	104	25	1
1576	I said 'play dead' not 'supreme ruler of the shadow realm.'	1.2077	0.04462	130	109	15	6
1577	You guys need to decide who’s taking me out SOON !!!!	1.2077	0.04186	130	107	19	4
1578	Yea i don’t know, I got him from Baskerville	1.2077	0.04327	130	108	17	5
1579	”Off the furniture” is really more of a suggestion than a rule	1.2077	0.03891	130	105	23	2
1580	All dark and no bite?	1.2075	0.03793	159	131	23	5
1581	Has Shadow been house trained?	1.2075	0.03226	159	126	33	0
1582	Why can't you be the Alpha dog?	1.2075	0.03577	159	129	27	3
1583	Tell him we’re not going out to dinner. Tell him we’ll never leave the apartment again.	1.2074	0.03948	135	110	22	3
1584	Don't worry, he's just thinking about squirrels.	1.2074	0.03948	135	110	22	3
1585	Want to geta bite?	1.2074	0.03657	135	108	26	1
1586	Keeps you safe, does he?	1.2074	0.03805	135	109	24	2
1587	He seems cute,but it’s all just a front	1.2074	0.03805	135	109	24	2
1588	How did his social media get so radicalized?	1.2074	0.03805	135	109	24	2
1589	His beast within scares the hell out of me!	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
1590	First it ate the furniture, then our shadows.	1.2071	0.03991	140	115	21	4
1591	His name is Cujo?	1.2071	0.03584	140	112	27	1
1592	I've got a feeling Waldo's shadow-self is ready for a psychological adjustment.	1.2071	0.03860	140	114	23	3
1593	Maybe it's time to rethink Angelique's name.	1.2071	0.04118	140	116	19	5
1594	I don’t care what the pet psychologist said Marjorie—that neurotic thing is scared of his own shadow and I’m sick of it	1.2071	0.03437	140	111	29	0
1595	Isn’t it time you stopped taking him to your Jungian analyst?”	1.2071	0.03742	169	140	23	6
1596	Are you sure he's purebred?	1.2069	0.03902	145	119	22	4
1597	What if our inner mutual feelings could be manifested in the shape of looming shadows ?!!	1.2069	0.03902	145	119	22	4
1598	I'm guessing his full name is Tyrannosaurus Rex	1.2069	0.03515	145	116	28	1
1599	Show me how you do that with your hand.	1.2069	0.03648	145	117	26	2
1600	The mail is here.	1.2069	0.04140	145	121	18	6
1601	I think we should do crate training at night.	1.2069	0.04140	145	121	18	6
1602	Do you get the feeling we're being watched?	1.2069	0.03777	145	118	24	3
1603	Huh, I guess there is such a thing as a bad dog.	1.2069	0.03648	145	117	26	2
1604	It's your dog. You named him.	1.2067	0.03449	150	120	29	1
1605	I'm afraid we're stifling the wolf within.	1.2067	0.03700	150	122	25	3
1606	I know we agreed no pets, but look, he already likes you!	1.2067	0.03934	150	124	21	5
1607	Not sure what it is, but I don't trust him.	1.2067	0.03577	150	121	27	2
1608	I'd like to leave, please.	1.2067	0.03317	150	119	31	0
1609	Something’s wrong. He stopped wagging his tail.	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
1610	Did we get a shadow puppetry puppy?"	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
1611	Now do you feel safer?	1.2066	0.04533	121	101	15	5
1612	Is it possible the breeder didn't suggest the name Cujo ironically?	1.2066	0.04052	121	98	21	2
1613	His name is Jung-we call him Carl	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
1614	He's very cute, but without papers we don't know who sired him.	1.2065	0.03851	155	128	22	5
1615	He took neutering very well.	1.2065	0.04164	155	131	16	8
1616	Hey, dude, that's some bad hair day you're having.	1.2065	0.03740	155	127	24	4
1617	I’m beginning to understand why Shadow was returned to the shelter.	1.2065	0.03509	155	125	28	2
1618	I think he's due for his rabies shot."	1.2063	0.04410	126	105	16	5
1619	Maybe naming him Beelzebub wasn't a great idea?	1.2063	0.04264	126	104	18	4
1620	For some reason little dogs scare me.	1.2063	0.03791	126	101	24	1
1621	I don't think he'll mind at all if we leave him with the dog sitter while we go to the Hamptons this summer.	1.2063	0.03620	126	100	26	0
1622	Did we change his food?	1.2063	0.03557	160	130	27	3
1623	You better not break her heart	1.2061	0.03548	131	104	27	0
1624	Turns out he's a German Expressionist Shepherd.	1.2061	0.04014	131	107	21	3
1625	I have a feeling that your dogs bite is a lot bigger than his bark!	1.2061	0.03865	131	106	23	2
1626	He’s a Jungian.	1.2061	0.04157	131	108	19	4
1627	When the pet adoption people said this used to be Stephen King’s dog I thought they were joking.”	1.2061	0.04014	131	107	21	3
1628	The shadow knows. Right?	1.2061	0.03710	131	105	25	1
1629	We're all out of t-r-e-a-t-s.	1.2061	0.04157	131	108	19	4
1630	You better stop shouting. You are scaring him.	1.2061	0.03548	131	104	27	0
1631	Art therapy has helped him release his inner demons.	1.2061	0.04157	131	108	19	4
1632	Who is he learning obedience to at that school?	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1633	Sometimes I worry about her delusions of grandeur.	1.2059	0.03922	136	111	22	3
1634	Adoption? How about an exorcism?"	1.2059	0.03722	170	141	23	6
1635	What is this?! A try at intimidating Fido?	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1636	When dogs daydream	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1637	Don't turn around. Remember what I told you about rescue dogs always coming with baggage?	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1638	I really don't like these new light bulbs.	1.2059	0.03722	170	141	23	6
1639	Do you think Watson has gotten more passive aggressive since we sent him to obedience school?	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
1640	I hope this isn't a reflection of your usual behavior.	1.2057	0.03561	141	113	27	1
1641	The shelter said he would leave a lasting impression.	1.2057	0.03701	141	114	25	2
1642	Is this what Freud meant by the superego?	1.2055	0.04114	146	122	18	6
1643	Call it a hunch.	1.2055	0.04114	146	122	18	6
1644	It's eaten our shadows.	1.2055	0.03878	146	120	22	4
1645	Stay calm, but when I give you a signal, run.	1.2055	0.04114	146	122	18	6
1646	Maybe that's his bat-signal for wanting to go out??	1.2055	0.03878	146	120	22	4
1647	I say we keep buying the expensive dog food."	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
1648	And while I am away, please feed him twice a day. I could tell he really resented it when you skipped his breakfast two days in a row last time.	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
1649	I know he's always been a good dog but this still bothers me.	1.2053	0.03678	151	123	25	3
1650	Scary dog	1.2051	0.03941	117	94	22	1
1651	They say he is the sweetest laid back dog.	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
1652	Don't worry, he's friendly.	1.2051	0.03828	156	129	22	5
1653	No bark. No bite. But there's something off.	1.2051	0.03606	156	127	26	3
1654	He has no bark or bite, but you should see what he posts online.	1.2050	0.03426	161	130	29	2
1655	I wonder why they named him Mar-a-doggo?	1.2050	0.03853	161	134	21	6
1656	One of his personalities ate our shadows.	1.2049	0.04499	122	102	15	5
1657	I think he got into my stash.	1.2047	0.03927	127	103	22	2
1658	He does a killer rabbit. No. I mean a killer-rabbit.	1.2047	0.04233	127	105	18	4
1659	I told you . . . big things do come in small packages!	1.2047	0.03927	127	103	22	2
1660	Did you hide his chew toy?	1.2047	0.03764	127	102	24	1
1661	Can you turn that light off!	1.2047	0.03927	127	103	22	2
1662	You think there's a reason the dog pound says his name is Shadow?	1.2047	0.04083	127	104	20	3
1663	Who knows what evil lurks in hearts of beagles?	1.2047	0.03927	127	103	22	2
1664	I adopted him. Don't make eye contact.	1.2045	0.03986	132	108	21	3
1665	I see a dark side to his nature.	1.2045	0.03986	132	108	21	3
1666	They understand everything,they just don't want to pay taxes	1.2045	0.03986	132	108	21	3
1667	Maybe he’s flossing too much?	1.2045	0.03838	132	107	23	2
1668	It's the Napolean Complex	1.2045	0.04129	132	109	19	4
1669	Sometimes it’s the devil you don’t know!	1.2044	0.03610	137	110	26	1
1670	I think we need to rename the dog.	1.2044	0.03755	137	111	24	2
1671	They trimmed his nails and gave him a flea bath, but we will have to come back for the full exorcism.	1.2044	0.04031	137	113	20	4
1672	I was being ironic when I said, "Let's call him Cujo."	1.2044	0.03896	137	112	22	3
1673	I found him with a sweet note: Please, always be sure to tell him he’s a good boy.	1.2044	0.04031	137	113	20	4
1674	Does pet insurance cover an exorcism?	1.2044	0.04533	137	117	12	8
1675	What was that dogorcist's number again?	1.2042	0.03539	142	114	27	1
1676	How do I know he’s pissed? His tail’s not wagging.	1.2041	0.04089	147	123	18	6
1677	Seriously, in scary movies this is when I’m supposed to say “We need to talk.”	1.2041	0.03472	147	118	28	1
1678	We always knew the inner wolf in Buster would show up eventually.	1.2041	0.03604	147	119	26	2
1679	I think I know what happened to the Murphys' cat.	1.2041	0.04089	147	123	18	6
1680	Pleasant enough to look at but he keeps his temper in the shadows..	1.2041	0.03854	147	121	22	4
1681	i knew that dog seemed shady..	1.2041	0.03731	147	120	24	3
1682	We should get him fixed.	1.2039	0.03535	152	123	27	2
1683	I thought he was a Damatian, but it turns out he's a Damnation.	1.2038	0.03469	157	127	28	2
1684	He’s not one to be afraid of his own shadow.	1.2038	0.03469	157	127	28	2
1685	Strangely enough our new rescue dog only responds to Satan.	1.2036	0.03755	167	139	22	6
1686	Don't move. His vision is based on movement.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
1687	You had to name him Lamont Cranston!	1.2035	0.03805	113	90	23	0
1688	What's a thought crime?	1.2035	0.04730	113	95	13	5
1689	What was in that pizzle?	1.2035	0.04007	113	91	21	1
1690	Yeah, I don’t know. He just does that sometimes	1.2034	0.03911	118	95	22	1
1691	I feel we don't know his Inner Dog.	1.2033	0.03992	123	100	21	2
1692	We shouldn't judge him by his spots.	1.2033	0.04465	123	103	15	5
1693	Jekyll really is a good dog, but I 've got a weird feeling he's hyding something.	1.2033	0.04156	123	101	19	3
1694	Hmm..., only the shadow knows.	1.2033	0.04156	123	101	19	3
1695	I think it's kicking in.	1.2033	0.04156	123	101	19	3
1696	I am not sure if he likes me!	1.2031	0.03899	128	104	22	2
1697	Call Sam and Dean.	1.2031	0.03899	128	104	22	2
1698	The therapist thinks Foofie might resent his name.	1.2031	0.04054	128	105	20	3
1699	He's a mixed breed.	1.2031	0.03899	128	104	22	2
1700	I think he was happier before we had him neutered	1.2031	0.03738	128	103	24	1
1701	He doesn't like sharing	1.2031	0.03570	128	102	26	0
1702	If my shadow looked like that, I'd be afraid of it too!	1.2031	0.03899	128	104	22	2
1703	Spot has a Napoleon complex.	1.2031	0.04054	128	105	20	3
1704	I get the feeling Spot doesn't like me.	1.2030	0.03813	133	108	23	2
1705	I know you just wanted to do a nice thing, but I think you rescued Satan.	1.2030	0.03959	133	109	21	3
1706	Why did you call the dog Vader?	1.2030	0.03813	133	108	23	2
1707	I thought I had an advantage with my hands but he wins every time.	1.2030	0.03660	133	107	25	1
1708	I used to think he was summoning Batman but now I'm not so sure.	1.2030	0.04237	133	111	17	5
1709	In hindsight, we should have asked what ‘well-trained in scare tactics’ meant.	1.2030	0.03959	133	109	21	3
1710	It's your turn to take Hitchcock for a walk...	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
1711	Seems to me he‘s still gaslighting you!	1.2030	0.04237	133	111	17	5
1712	Should we get him a crate?	1.2029	0.03731	138	112	24	2
1713	Will the shadow go on the subway with you?	1.2029	0.03870	138	113	22	3
1714	Oh, that's right, his DNA test came back. He's 7% Brontosaurus.	1.2029	0.04135	138	115	18	5
1715	It means he can "stay" but he's not too happy about it.	1.2029	0.03587	138	111	26	1
1716	Are you sure they told you he was good with kids and other pets?	1.2029	0.04135	138	115	18	5
1717	Trust me,...I've got a bad feeling about this dog.	1.2028	0.03517	143	115	27	1
1718	Are you sure you haven't seen my copy of Cujo?	1.2028	0.03915	143	118	21	4
1719	Okay, not aggressive, but he's the most passive aggressive mutt I've ever seen.	1.2028	0.03915	143	118	21	4
1720	Did you get any references before you agreed to lease this place to him?	1.2028	0.03654	143	116	25	2
1721	For some reason, the other dogs in the neighborhood seem scared of him.	1.2027	0.03948	148	123	20	5
1722	I couldn't put my finger on why the park seemed so wierd today and then it hit me, I didn't see a single squirrel.	1.2027	0.03948	148	123	20	5
1723	Honey, I think Snuggles has been trying to tell us something.	1.2027	0.03948	148	123	20	5
1724	They want $1000 more a month for the dog.	1.2027	0.03948	148	123	20	5
1725	Something about this dog doesn’t make me feel safe.	1.2026	0.04080	153	129	17	7
1726	If he sees his shadow it means another 6 weeks of this relationship.	1.2026	0.03864	153	127	21	5
1727	He’s projecting his inner wolf.	1.2026	0.03514	153	124	27	2
1728	His prints are terrible, but he is nailing shadow art.	1.2026	0.03751	153	126	23	4
1729	Every once in a while his recessive gene hovers in the background.	1.2025	0.03676	158	130	24	4
1730	Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of dogs? The Shadow does!	1.2025	0.03565	158	129	26	3
1731	Don't turn around or ask any questions, just run for your life	1.2025	0.03676	158	130	24	4
1732	We’ve got a biter!	1.2025	0.03784	158	131	22	5
1733	The vet said this was normal	1.2025	0.03388	163	132	29	2
1734	Even a good boy has a shadow side.	1.2024	0.03436	168	137	28	3
1735	I’m not sure he’s still my best friend.	1.2021	0.03301	188	154	30	4
1736	"The trainer says he'll be lovable and calm from now on."	1.2018	0.03862	109	87	22	0
1737	You think he's a pet and he thinks you're dinner.	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
1738	Umm, are you sure my cat died from natural causes?	1.2018	0.04076	109	88	20	1
1739	Have you ever noticed him not being a really good boy?	1.2018	0.03775	114	91	23	0
1740	This is another way in which the term 'shadow of himself' also is bad.	1.2017	0.04061	119	97	20	2
1741	I think we need a less powerful microwave oven.	1.2017	0.03882	119	96	22	1
1742	I suspect Norbert has plans for later tonight.	1.2016	0.03794	124	100	23	1
1743	Is a gram smaller than an ounce?	1.2016	0.04432	124	104	15	5
1744	If we cast any shadows, I would worry for them.	1.2016	0.04126	124	102	19	3
1745	And yet, not a single threatening shadow puppet since we got him.	1.2016	0.03963	124	101	21	2
1746	Huh, what was the lighting like at the pound?	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
1747	He's a rescue demon.	1.2016	0.04126	124	102	19	3
1748	Maybe we should ease up on that new food.	1.2016	0.03963	124	101	21	2
1749	Act cool. He’s conjuring his dog park spirit animal again.	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
1750	Um, there's something I need to tell you about Rex.	1.2016	0.03872	129	105	22	2
1751	I think he's channeling his inner self	1.2016	0.04026	129	106	20	3
1752	'Something in your eyes I see, soon begins bewitching me: it's that old devil moon that you stole from the skies; it's that old devil moon in your eyes.'	1.2016	0.04173	129	107	18	4
1753	The dog is looming rather large today.	1.2016	0.03546	129	103	26	0
1754	I'm uncomfortable with the lighting in this room.	1.2016	0.03872	129	105	22	2
1755	That was one mean fart!	1.2016	0.04026	129	106	20	3
1756	Rex is not himself. It’s as though there is shadow hanging over him.	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
1757	His shadow is worse than his bark that's worse than his bite.	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
1758	Don't worry, his dark is worse than his light.	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
1759	He was rescued from a satanic cult.	1.2015	0.04339	134	113	15	6
1760	No, for once, I’m actually NOT feeling a sense of imminent menace.	1.2015	0.03636	134	108	25	1
1761	Make sure the dog walker comes right at noon.	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
1762	How come we don't have any dark shadows?	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1763	Um, I think he’s just projecting?	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
1764	Tell me to sit one more time! I dare ya, I double dare ya!	1.2015	0.03787	134	109	23	2
1765	Menacing? Why would you say that?	1.2014	0.03845	139	114	22	3
1766	I don't think he likes to be called "Spot".	1.2014	0.03845	139	114	22	3
1767	Our cat had been feeling very dispirited lately.	1.2014	0.03707	139	113	24	2
1768	They were out of Twinkies.	1.2014	0.03978	139	115	20	4
1769	He's afraid of the dark. We should leave the light on.	1.2014	0.03890	144	119	21	4
1770	That’s good to hear he likes cats.	1.2014	0.03763	144	118	23	3
1771	Go ahead and pick him up, he won't bite.	1.2014	0.03763	144	118	23	3
1772	I think we have to stop letting him watch TV before bed	1.2014	0.03632	144	117	25	2
1773	Maybe you are projecting your fears	1.2014	0.03890	144	119	21	4
1774	I wouldn't call it a 'mere' shadow of his former self.	1.2014	0.04013	144	120	19	5
1775	The dog trainer threw in shadow puppetry for free.	1.2014	0.03495	144	116	27	1
1776	We shouldn't have run out of Spud's gravy meal.	1.2014	0.03763	144	118	23	3
1777	Its not you, its…	1.2014	0.03632	144	117	25	2
1778	Maybe we should consider one of those DNA tests.	1.2014	0.03763	144	118	23	3
1779	Meet my dog Leo, his favorite movie is “The Wolf of Wall…”!	1.2014	0.03632	144	117	25	2
1780	With such a cute face, how could anyone name him Satan?	1.2013	0.03807	149	123	22	4
1781	The vet says he needs more exorcise.	1.2013	0.03686	149	122	24	3
1782	I guess we have to stop asking, "Who's a good boy?"	1.2013	0.04038	149	125	18	6
1783	I thought Trump didn’t have any pets…	1.2013	0.03924	149	124	20	5
1784	You sure he's been neutered?	1.2013	0.03613	154	126	25	3
1785	That dog has a doppelganger!	1.2013	0.03494	154	125	27	2
1786	But I warned you about those Dark Web animal rescue sites!...	1.2013	0.03950	154	129	19	6
1787	Looking at him, you'd never believe that dogs were descended from wolves.	1.2013	0.03729	154	127	23	4
1788	Quantum theory does say he can be in two states at the same time	1.2013	0.03613	154	126	25	3
1789	Wishing won't make it so.	1.2013	0.03544	159	130	26	3
1790	Are we going to talk about the elephant in the room?.	1.2012	0.03370	164	133	29	2
1791	He’s an expert at shadow puppy-try.	1.2000	0.04096	125	103	19	3
1792	Fifi was not happy with her kibble today.	1.2000	0.04286	130	109	16	5
1793	Poor thing doesn't have a clue he's getting neutered tomorrow.	1.2000	0.03926	155	130	19	6
1794	I fear that Spot has gone over to the Dark Side.	1.2000	0.03455	135	108	27	0
1795	I’m beginning to see him in a whole new light.	1.2000	0.03935	125	102	21	2
1796	The shelter called him "T-Rex"	1.2000	0.03740	145	119	23	3
1797	I think he's been doing shadow work.	1.2000	0.04134	115	94	19	2
1798	Must be something he ate	1.2000	0.03906	135	111	21	3
1799	Let me put it this way . .It's not The shadow of your smile . .	1.2000	0.03945	115	93	21	1
1800	I’m sorry, but no dogs allowed.	1.2000	0.03906	135	111	21	3
1801	Guess we shouldn't have named him Lamont.	1.2000	0.04043	110	89	20	1
1802	This poor lighting brings out the worst in him.	1.2000	0.03820	140	115	22	3
1803	'I think it's time to get his rabie vaccination."	1.2000	0.03998	130	107	20	3
1804	Do you also sense a malevolent presence here?…	1.2000	0.03667	120	96	24	0
1805	That's enough TikTok for him.	1.2000	0.03988	145	121	19	5
1806	It’s your turn to take him out for his exorcise	1.2000	0.03866	145	120	21	4
1807	I wish we could understand how he feels	1.2000	0.03683	140	114	24	2
1808	I remember when my dad watched a show that told us: The Shadow Knows. I think it's probably true.	1.2000	0.03598	170	141	24	5
1809	Yes, your dog may have a strange aura but I think you are just enabling him by having the stage lights in your living room.	1.2000	0.03846	130	106	22	2
1810	I think it's time to feed Lamont.	1.2000	0.03741	160	133	22	5
1811	I am having second thoughts about my purchasing a dog from hellhound.com	1.2000	0.03998	130	107	20	3
1812	The vet recommends spaying.	1.2000	0.04286	130	109	16	5
1813	I got your back sister	1.2000	0.04045	135	112	19	4
1814	I'm not the one whose two faced!	1.2000	0.04399	125	105	15	5
1815	I think I have an idea what happened to Sparky's previous owners,	1.2000	0.03541	140	113	26	1
1816	I know Trixie is so cute but she farts like a Tyrantisaurus Rex	1.2000	0.04310	135	114	15	6
1817	Dogs have an uncanny ability to communicate with us--did you forget to feed him this morning?	1.2000	0.03906	135	111	21	3
1818	Dogs battle inner demons too.	1.2000	0.03853	120	97	22	1
1819	He thought we were taking him to be tutored.	1.2000	0.04286	130	109	16	5
1820	He's a shadow Boxer.	1.2000	0.04286	130	109	16	5
1821	I swear I got him from the dog shelter	1.2000	0.03609	145	118	25	2
1822	Must be a full moon tonight.	1.2000	0.03846	130	106	22	2
1823	The narrator is playing that spooky music again.	1.2000	0.04045	135	112	19	4
1824	The neutering was her idea, not mine.	1.2000	0.04045	135	112	19	4
1825	The microchip is channeling his alter ego.	1.2000	0.04096	125	103	19	3
1826	Your lawyer made it very clear. Little Pup-tart is all yours now!	1.2000	0.03767	125	101	23	1
1827	I'm not so sure about this one... The view is great, but the lighting...	1.2000	0.03935	125	102	21	2
1828	Doggie Fido thinks the monster might vanish, if we go to a barber shop!	1.2000	0.04031	120	98	20	2
1829	YIKES! Don't turn around but you're being followed by something the cat drug in.	1.2000	0.04031	120	98	20	2
1830	Do we call the vet? Maybe the exorcist?	1.2000	0.03762	135	110	23	2
1831	He's been doing some shadow work, and some dark stuff is coming up.	1.2000	0.03935	125	102	21	2
1832	Of all the things to sell your soul for, did it have to be this?	1.2000	0.03846	130	106	22	2
1833	Do you think she ever makes plans to murder us in our sleep?	1.2000	0.03820	140	115	22	3
1834	There’s a shadow hanging over this relationship.	1.2000	0.03998	130	107	20	3
1835	— Excuse me, m’am, that’s a very important piece of street art your dog is sitting on.	1.2000	0.04364	120	100	16	4
1836	It's an original from Al Jaffee	1.2000	0.03988	145	121	19	5
1837	I don’t know why… I’m just scared of him for some reason.	1.2000	0.04250	125	104	17	4
1838	Can you dim the lights?	1.1989	0.03324	176	144	29	3
1839	When he throws shade, it comes with some bite.	1.1988	0.03746	166	139	21	6
1840	I think it's your turn to walk him.	1.1988	0.03276	161	130	30	1
1841	I thought they said, “This dog is pure beagle!” I’m beginning to think I misheard them.	1.1987	0.03685	156	129	23	4
1842	His shadow's bite is bigger than his own.	1.1987	0.03761	151	125	22	4
1843	He's learned some new tricks in obedience school.	1.1986	0.03841	146	121	21	4
1844	We either need a new dog or some taller lamps.	1.1986	0.03962	146	122	19	5
1845	He skipped obedience school and went directly to the C.J. Jung Institute in Zurich.	1.1986	0.03716	146	120	23	3
1846	T e Vet did say the pills might release his inner self.	1.1986	0.03841	146	121	21	4
1847	The guy at the kennel said he’s a mood detecting dog	1.1986	0.03962	146	122	19	5
1848	Yeah. The shadow does that every time I mention getting him neutered.	1.1986	0.03927	141	117	20	4
1849	Something about the new dog gives me paws.	1.1986	0.03519	141	114	26	1
1850	You know how he gets, it's 6:03 and his dish is empty.	1.1986	0.03927	141	117	20	4
1851	I wonder if he gets upset when we leave?	1.1986	0.03796	141	116	22	3
1852	Something tells me it would be unwise to take food away from him.	1.1986	0.03796	141	116	22	3
1853	I’m afraid of commitment, Lee.	1.1986	0.03372	141	113	28	0
1854	It's his bark side.	1.1985	0.04018	136	113	19	4
1855	Why aren’t we casting shadows? Are we dead?	1.1985	0.04151	136	114	17	5
1856	The pet shrink says he lost his joie de vivre when we named him Spot and recommended we try some chamomile.	1.1985	0.04151	136	114	17	5
1857	Only his bow wow shadow knows what evil lurks in his puppy heart	1.1985	0.03737	136	111	23	2
1858	He is just a shadow of what he used to be. Humor him.	1.1985	0.04018	136	113	19	4
1859	I dunno--do you think Obedience School took?	1.1985	0.03737	136	111	23	2
1860	I worry about what he'll be like when he grows up.	1.1985	0.03588	136	110	25	1
1861	The exorcist will do Bingo at noon.	1.1985	0.04255	131	110	16	5
1862	The shelter told me she came from the circus.	1.1985	0.03819	131	107	22	2
1863	Whoever said a dog's bark is worse than his bite didn't see his shadow.	1.1985	0.03662	131	106	24	1
1864	The light is playing tricks on your dog.	1.1985	0.03819	131	107	22	2
1865	And he pretends he doesn’t get a kick out of it.	1.1985	0.04255	131	110	16	5
1866	Well,I guess they didn’t say what kind of pure breed.	1.1985	0.03970	131	108	20	3
1867	Malfoy - yes, it seems to suit him.	1.1985	0.03662	131	106	24	1
1868	What did you say was worse than his bite?	1.1985	0.03819	131	107	22	2
1869	He’s 50% terrier but 100% a terror.	1.1985	0.04115	131	109	18	4
1870	Let's call him 'Dr. Jekyll,' you said. Well, where's the damn cat?	1.1984	0.04219	126	105	17	4
1871	Sure, he looks sweet and innocent...	1.1984	0.03567	126	101	25	0
1872	His dark is bigger than his bite	1.1984	0.03741	126	102	23	1
1873	Why Shadow? I would have named him Spot.	1.1984	0.04066	126	104	19	3
1874	Nope, they did NOT mention ‘shadow puppets’ on the adoption website.	1.1984	0.03907	126	103	21	2
1875	Sorry, possessed breeds aren’t allowed in the building.	1.1984	0.04066	126	104	19	3
1876	Really. Beelzebub.	1.1983	0.04001	121	99	20	2
1877	Don't let that smile fool you. His tail IS NOT wagging.	1.1983	0.03825	121	98	22	1
1878	Spot had been waiting 15 whole minutes for these two A-holes to notice that he had made all the signs and signals indicating that he needed to go out for “a walk”.	1.1983	0.04169	121	100	18	3
1879	I know people say we spend too much money on our dog but I really don’t think an exorcist is going too far.	1.1983	0.04001	121	99	20	2
1880	They found T. rex in his gene pool!	1.1983	0.04169	121	100	18	3
1881	So am I now dead and that’s a hellhound, or am I just high?	1.1983	0.03825	121	98	22	1
1882	I wanted a German Shepherd but what I got was a German Expressionist.	1.1983	0.04169	121	100	18	3
1883	Are you communicating through your dog?	1.1983	0.04617	116	98	13	5
1884	Thought we agreed on a Hamster .	1.1982	0.04758	111	94	12	5
1885	Surely just a trick of the light...but I can't explain the eyes.	1.1982	0.03801	111	89	22	0
1886	I'm not going to be a schmuck and take him to the vet for every minor problem that comes up, you know?	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
1887	He's more a repossession than a rescue.	1.1975	0.03664	157	130	23	4
1888	Where exactly did you rescue him from?	1.1975	0.03664	157	130	23	4
1889	I guess his bite is bigger than his bark	1.1974	0.03853	152	127	20	5
1890	I knew it! There's too much fiber in his diet	1.1974	0.03620	152	125	24	3
1891	I think it's time to bring in a petsorcist.	1.1973	0.03938	147	123	19	5
1892	He's become a true member of the family.	1.1973	0.03694	147	121	23	3
1893	He got ghosted big time.	1.1973	0.03694	147	121	23	3
1894	It's not his shadow that worries me so much as our lack of shadows.	1.1973	0.03938	147	123	19	5
1895	I told you before that our dog was possessed by the devil.	1.1973	0.03694	147	121	23	3
1896	No, I said a hunting dog not a haunting dog.	1.1973	0.03565	147	120	25	2
1897	You tell him he's banned from the dog park...	1.1972	0.04150	142	120	16	6
1898	oh he’s a humper? ok, first, know that humping isn’t sexual, it’s about dominance. to reassert your dominance, you need to flip him over on his back and hump him even harder. trust me, it works. really let him have it. but as for dogs, i have no idea	1.1972	0.04028	142	119	18	5
1899	Jung?! Why would you name a dog Jung?	1.1972	0.03902	142	118	20	4
1900	On the bright side, his bark does not bother anyone.	1.1972	0.03637	142	116	24	2
1901	Honey, I'm worried about Damien	1.1971	0.03411	137	110	27	0
1902	Gotta watch out for the quiet ones…	1.1971	0.03565	137	111	25	1
1903	Didn't I tell you not to let him watch The Lion King?	1.1971	0.03991	137	114	19	4
1904	He’s haunted-house trained	1.1971	0.03565	137	111	25	1
1905	Oh yeah, I just remembered your mother's dropping by for lunch.	1.1971	0.03854	137	113	21	3
1906	I'm sure the trainer said he needs exercise,not exorcism.	1.1971	0.03411	137	110	27	0
1907	Perhaps they did evolve from wolves.	1.1971	0.03712	137	112	23	2
1908	The rescue shelter SWEARS his bark is worse than his bite.	1.1971	0.03854	137	113	21	3
1909	…maybe this new dog knows old tricks?	1.1971	0.04123	137	115	17	5
1910	Why does your dog remind me of your mother?	1.1971	0.03712	137	112	23	2
1911	This always happens around the full moon	1.1971	0.03854	137	113	21	3
1912	Was Fido in the room while we watched Nosferatu last night?	1.1970	0.03943	132	109	20	3
1913	Did he get his heartworm pill?	1.1970	0.03793	132	108	22	2
1914	Who let the dog out?	1.1970	0.04087	132	110	18	4
1915	What does he know that we don't know?	1.1970	0.03943	132	109	20	3
1916	I'm telling you - I just don't think he's at peace with his inner child.	1.1970	0.03943	132	109	20	3
1917	I think we both better take him for his walk.	1.1970	0.03943	132	109	20	3
1918	I get it. I get it. He's monster-identified.	1.1970	0.03943	132	109	20	3
1919	It all started with that flashlight around the campfire.	1.1970	0.03943	132	109	20	3
1920	His bite is definitely bigger than his bark.	1.1970	0.03943	132	109	20	3
1921	Don't worry . He's still good old Spot .. . It's just a shadow of his former self.	1.1969	0.04037	127	105	19	3
1922	Something wicked this way comes.	1.1969	0.03714	127	103	23	1
1923	Spot is a bad mf’er.	1.1969	0.04477	127	108	13	6
1924	I always knew you'd rename 'Spot' as soon as the divorce was final. But 'Brutus'?	1.1969	0.03879	127	104	21	2
1925	No dear, I said only SOME people look like their pets.	1.1969	0.03879	127	104	21	2
1926	I really want to believe that he’s a good boy.	1.1969	0.04189	127	106	17	4
1927	Doesn't that require an opposable thumb?	1.1967	0.04299	122	102	16	4
1928	I don't think Spot Needs to be in Shadow Work Therapy.	1.1967	0.03797	122	99	22	1
1929	So...the dog's DNA results are back...	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
1930	He looks cool to me, but the cat's out the window	1.1966	0.03884	117	95	21	1
1931	He hasn’t yet accepted what it means to be neutered.	1.1966	0.03884	117	95	21	1
1932	Honey, has Spot had his exorcise today?	1.1966	0.03690	117	94	23	0
1933	You can’t tell by looking but his bark is worse than his bite.	1.1966	0.03884	117	95	21	1
1934	-Are you sure it is pedigree?	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
1935	Did you forget to feed him?	1.1965	0.03244	173	141	30	2
1936	He's in heat.	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
1937	He's not much of a watchdog, but he's got a great watch shadow.	1.1964	0.03979	112	91	20	1
1938	Marge and Bill were unaware of Toppers internal strife	1.1964	0.04176	112	92	18	2
1939	I think you're projecting.	1.1963	0.03678	163	136	22	5
1940	She is only four pounds, but she vicious!	1.1963	0.03355	163	133	28	2
1941	Max is an emotional support dog. He’s sensing my social anxiety.	1.1962	0.03752	158	132	21	5
1942	What evil lurks in the hearts of hounds? Only our puppy knows.	1.1962	0.03530	158	130	25	3
1943	I’ve asked him not to project his feelings	1.1962	0.03752	158	132	21	5
1944	Have you seen my cat? I can't find him anywhere.	1.1961	0.03941	153	129	18	6
1945	I thought we just couldn't see ourselves in a mirror.	1.1961	0.03351	153	124	28	1
1946	Lamont Cranston? What a funny name for a dog.	1.1959	0.03543	148	121	25	2
1947	Well, luckily no ill effects from eating that Horcrux.	1.1958	0.03614	143	117	24	2
1948	Ok, I guess I can let you skip the pet deposit.	1.1957	0.03829	138	114	21	3
1949	You think we should double up his hemp dosage?	1.1957	0.03542	138	112	25	1
1950	I don't know... I just wish his bark was like other dogs. You know?!	1.1957	0.03829	138	114	21	3
1951	I know, at first I didn't think she looked like an attack dog either.	1.1957	0.03829	138	114	21	3
1952	I know he's a cutie, but Hon, he bit a mailman in half	1.1957	0.03688	138	113	23	2
1953	I told you we shouldn't teach him aspirational shadowing.	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
1954	Yes, I did take him to see the showing of Jurassic Park, why?	1.1955	0.03916	133	110	20	3
1955	Sometimes I wonder if he is secretly a Republican.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
1956	Did you tell him the next door neighbors have a new dog?	1.1955	0.03767	133	109	22	2
1957	Okay, now I get why his former owner named him Lucifer.	1.1955	0.03613	133	108	24	1
1958	Honey it was your turn to bring the scooby snacks.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1959	I guess this means six more weeks of Trump’s indictment.	1.1953	0.03588	169	141	23	5
1960	Can I pet him?	1.1953	0.03685	169	142	21	6
1961	I don't understand why other dogs avoid him.	1.1951	0.03942	123	101	20	2
1962	I now see how he's part bloodhound.	1.1951	0.03588	123	99	24	0
1963	I wanted to call him Poochie but no, it had to be Beast!	1.1951	0.04420	123	104	14	5
1964	The devil is in the details.	1.1951	0.03222	164	133	30	1
1965	It's a defense mechanism.	1.1951	0.04107	123	102	18	3
1966	He’s a shadow of the dog he used to be.	1.1951	0.04107	123	102	18	3
1967	It's like your dog has two personalities.	1.1951	0.03942	123	101	20	2
1968	In your dreams, Spotsy, in your dreams.	1.1951	0.04267	123	103	16	4
1969	I installed ChatGPT into his microchip.	1.1950	0.03730	159	133	21	5
1970	That class was supposed to teach HIM to obey US.	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
1971	Don't ask now, but I think we should change Button's diet back to kibble.	1.1948	0.03694	154	128	22	4
1972	The dog next door wants to keep things platonic.	1.1948	0.03578	154	127	24	3
1973	Did you teach this puppy shadow puppetry?	1.1948	0.03202	154	124	30	0
1974	His shadow's bite is worse than his bark	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
1975	Babe, I SWEAR, those are the dog's farts!	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
1976	What - EXACTLY - did the guy at the dog pound say to you?	1.1946	0.03391	149	121	27	1
1977	We can't say he's a shadow of himself any more.	1.1946	0.03771	149	124	21	4
1978	Can a Terrier become a Terrorist!?	1.1946	0.03649	149	123	23	3
1979	And for my next trick~ hand shadows.	1.1946	0.03649	149	123	23	3
1980	It's not a reflection on you	1.1944	0.03310	144	116	28	0
1981	We need an exorcist right away.	1.1944	0.03724	144	119	22	3
1982	His tag says "Gizmo". I think he's thirsty.	1.1944	0.03852	144	120	20	4
1983	I wish we had a clue of what he’s thinking.	1.1944	0.03453	144	117	26	1
1984	Hi bark is worse than his bite.	1.1944	0.03591	144	118	24	2
1985	I guess we need to take the demon out.	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
1986	What was that special food the vet put him on?	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
1987	Puddles has figured out how to get on social media	1.1944	0.04213	144	123	14	7
1988	I knew we should've never named him Lucifer!	1.1944	0.04096	144	122	16	6
1989	Apparently he's an anti-cross breed"	1.1944	0.03453	144	117	26	1
1990	But honey—even weredog rescues need a loving home.	1.1942	0.03664	139	114	23	2
1991	Uh oh. Someone photoshopped the dog again.	1.1942	0.03664	139	114	23	2
1992	He acts innocent but we both know he can also lie through his teeth.	1.1942	0.03519	139	113	25	1
1993	A real Jekyll and Hyde dog you have here"	1.1942	0.04317	139	119	13	7
1994	I see why you named him Walter Mitty	1.1942	0.03804	139	115	21	3
1995	I say there is no elephant in the room!	1.1942	0.03939	139	116	19	4
1996	You wanted a Jekyll-Hyde Terrier.	1.1942	0.03519	139	113	25	1
1997	Is he good or bad? Good or bad?	1.1942	0.03519	139	113	25	1
1998	Is he a good boy? Only the shadow knows.	1.1942	0.03804	139	115	21	3
1999	I’m telling you, he’ll kill us in our sleep!	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
2000	It's like the past is always looming in the background when we talk.	1.1940	0.03742	134	110	22	2
2001	Has your dog had a rabies shot?	1.1940	0.03589	134	109	24	1
2002	I think we need an exorcist.	1.1940	0.03742	134	110	22	2
2003	-Looks are deceiving.	1.1940	0.03589	134	109	24	1
2004	There is something a little strange about that dog	1.1940	0.03889	134	111	20	3
2005	I think he's trying to tell us something.	1.1940	0.03742	134	110	22	2
2006	The adoption agency didn’t tell us about this	1.1940	0.03742	134	110	22	2
2007	How could the neighbors accuse him of killing their cat?"	1.1939	0.03930	165	141	16	8
2008	Dogs become just like their owners; please step into the light, Donna.	1.1939	0.03428	165	136	26	3
2009	We bought him for protection, not projection.	1.1938	0.03494	129	104	25	0
2010	Darling, I couldn’t say no to my boss, but I think his dog is exhibiting that same Napoleon complex.	1.1938	0.04273	129	109	15	5
2011	Honestly, I think your just projecting...	1.1938	0.03825	129	106	21	2
2012	The vet thinks he might be part demon.	1.1938	0.03663	129	105	23	1
2013	NPRs reaction to being accurately labeled by Elon Musk	1.1938	0.03825	129	106	21	2
2014	I can never tell what he's thinking.	1.1938	0.03601	160	133	23	4
2015	I'm getting more than just a shadow of a doubt about Buster.	1.1938	0.03490	160	132	25	3
2016	There's something shady about Spot.	1.1935	0.03913	124	102	20	2
2017	You always make your problems bigger than they actually are.	1.1935	0.03742	124	101	22	1
2018	I don’t think the vet can help I suggest maybe the exorcist	1.1935	0.03557	155	128	24	3
2019	Every time we try to leave the house, he seems scared of his own shadow.	1.1935	0.04077	124	103	18	3
2020	Don't worry. Its bark is worse than its bite.	1.1935	0.03562	124	100	24	0
2021	If only we knew what he was thinking!	1.1935	0.04235	124	104	16	4
2022	Shape shifting shadows ate mythical.	1.1935	0.03913	124	102	20	2
2023	No more weekends binge-watching 'Cujo'.	1.1935	0.03913	124	102	20	2
2024	I thought we had agreed to just have one pet.	1.1935	0.03913	124	102	20	2
2025	OK, you rescued him, now, who's going to rescue me?	1.1935	0.03562	124	100	24	0
2026	Maybe we shouldn't have named him Shadow.	1.1935	0.03742	124	101	22	1
2027	He's doing it again.	1.1933	0.03748	150	125	21	4
2028	I warned you about this.	1.1933	0.03748	150	125	21	4
2029	He learned that at the animal shelter.	1.1933	0.03371	150	122	27	1
2030	And I thought Devil Dogs were only a desert we ate!	1.1933	0.03371	150	122	27	1
2031	Spot has just not been the same after we watched the Exorcist	1.1933	0.03501	150	123	25	2
2032	I just dont think he likes me.	1.1933	0.03626	150	124	23	3
2033	We better lock our bedroom door tonight, I called him a bad dog.	1.1933	0.03826	119	97	21	1
2034	He doesn't have any ego problems.	1.1933	0.04008	119	98	19	2
2035	Did you give Doggula his dinner?	1.1933	0.04182	119	99	17	3
2036	Now we know why the kennel staff nicknamed this cute little dog “Voldemort”!	1.1933	0.04008	119	98	19	2
2037	Did you just hear him baaahk?	1.1933	0.03635	119	96	23	0
2038	What do you mean? You forgot to buy dog food?	1.1931	0.03828	145	121	20	4
2039	Are you sure we should name her Princess?	1.1931	0.03569	145	119	24	2
2040	Don't look now, but I think your new pal, "Tramp," has a hidden past.	1.1931	0.03569	145	119	24	2
2041	Something sinister is going on, the shadow doesn't match your dog.	1.1931	0.04070	145	123	16	6
2042	I'm not afraid of dogs! Why did you ask?	1.1931	0.03951	145	122	18	5
2043	She’s a shadow of her old self since training	1.1931	0.03701	145	120	22	3
2044	Six more weeks of peeing the carpet.	1.1930	0.03916	114	93	20	1
2045	Did I think that out loud?	1.1930	0.04109	114	94	18	2
2046	they have no idea what im planning >:)	1.1929	0.03497	140	114	25	1
2047	I think he's starting to like you.	1.1929	0.03497	140	114	25	1
2048	Sometimes I feel like your dog is looming over our relationship.	1.1929	0.03779	140	116	21	3
2049	Okay this is my buddy Roy and my cat Jeffrey should be around here somewhere.	1.1929	0.03641	140	115	23	2
2050	I saw on the news Purina has a dog food recall	1.1929	0.03641	140	115	23	2
2051	I’m telling you there’s nothing to Plato’s Cave !	1.1928	0.03300	166	136	28	2
2052	I think you taught him how to make shadow puppets TOO well.	1.1927	0.04013	109	89	19	1
2053	Orli (my dog)	1.1926	0.03863	135	112	20	3
2054	I’m more of a cat person.	1.1926	0.04003	135	113	18	4
2055	As usual, you’re ignoring the monster in the room.	1.1926	0.03717	135	111	22	2
2056	Something tells me that hes not a good boy	1.1926	0.03863	135	112	20	3
2057	Honestly, Fido — what possessed you?	1.1926	0.04003	135	113	18	4
2058	Do dogs have dopelgangers?	1.1926	0.03863	135	112	20	3
2059	I've told you before that his breeder was part-time puppeteer and occulist...	1.1926	0.03565	135	110	24	1
2060	Breed? I think he's a demidoggon.	1.1923	0.03470	130	105	25	0
2061	So exactly what kind of shelter did you get this dog from?	1.1923	0.03638	130	106	23	1
2062	It's Jungian.	1.1923	0.03638	130	106	23	1
2063	'OK...I'm going to Mansplain this to you one more time.'	1.1923	0.04100	130	109	17	4
2064	Why did you name him Cujo?	1.1923	0.03417	156	128	26	2
2065	Don't worry, it's just Spot's alter ego	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2066	Do you think he understands we're taking him to the kennel?	1.1923	0.03952	130	108	19	3
2067	I agree but he has an amazing following on social media!	1.1923	0.03952	130	108	19	3
2068	What makes you think he ate the whole box of devil dogs?	1.1923	0.03871	156	132	18	6
2069	Are you sure the box said treats, not threats?	1.1923	0.03638	130	106	23	1
2070	I think it's time for a walk.	1.1923	0.03952	130	108	19	3
2071	You always called him your "Little Monster!"	1.1921	0.03278	177	146	28	3
2072	You spent a fortune, but he's still the alpha dog."	1.1921	0.03351	151	123	27	1
2073	OK, he followed you home. But how do we know what's on his mind?	1.1921	0.03842	151	127	19	5
2074	I''m sure Rex will be fine when I tell him you and your cats are moving in tomorrow.	1.1920	0.04204	125	105	16	4
2075	He has an inferiority complex.	1.1920	0.04047	125	104	18	3
2076	I keep telling you that your dog hates me but you just don't see it.	1.1920	0.03885	125	103	20	2
2077	I think we’d better check the calendar for the next full moon!	1.1920	0.04047	125	104	18	3
2078	And his name is shadow?	1.1920	0.03885	125	103	20	2
2079	Say hi to Shadow.	1.1920	0.03537	125	101	24	0
2080	We just adopted him rom the Pet Sematary rescue society	1.1920	0.03885	125	103	20	2
2081	I don't know, I can't quite put my finger on it, but rip my face off keeps coming to mind	1.1919	0.04229	99	81	17	1
2082	If we’re going to be out all day, you should give him back his chew toy.	1.1918	0.03926	146	123	18	5
2083	Maybe she said he’s a terror mix.	1.1918	0.03804	146	122	20	4
2084	Why don’t I walk him at night.	1.1918	0.04045	146	124	16	6
2085	I know he's a "good boy", but there are signs that he's channeling his inner demon.	1.1918	0.03677	146	121	22	3
2086	If he’s literally not a boy, is he just figuratively good?	1.1917	0.04150	120	100	17	3
2087	He hasn't been himself since George Booth died.	1.1917	0.03797	120	98	21	1
2088	He's a good dog, but I don't think he likes me. I just have this feeling.	1.1917	0.03797	120	98	21	1
2089	Don't worry I fed him before you came over.	1.1917	0.03977	120	99	19	2
2090	Snoopy had ambition, but I don't think even he ever aspired to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex.	1.1917	0.03977	120	99	19	2
2091	Are you sure he likes me?	1.1917	0.03977	120	99	19	2
2092	If this is the only shadow figure that Rex can make, I don't think we're ready to advertise for kids parties.	1.1917	0.04150	120	100	17	3
2093	Barb, where are my crystals?	1.1917	0.04150	120	100	17	3
2094	Go turn the lights O - U - T	1.1917	0.03977	120	99	19	2
2095	Honey, do you think our dog is possessed or has he just been doom-scrolling too much?	1.1917	0.03977	120	99	19	2
2096	Forget a bigger dog — we just need a bigger flashlight.	1.1916	0.03282	167	137	28	2
2097	I think he needs to be walked	1.1916	0.03597	167	140	22	5
2098	Just because he can sit and stay doesn't mean he's a "good boy."	1.1916	0.03597	167	140	22	5
2099	Rex? Did you say his name was Rex?	1.1916	0.03495	167	139	24	4
2100	I think its time to get him neutered	1.1915	0.03755	141	117	21	3
2101	He must be a shadow puppy.	1.1915	0.03755	141	117	21	3
2102	He has issues.	1.1915	0.03474	141	115	25	1
2103	There's something we need to talk about.	1.1915	0.03617	141	116	23	2
2104	Is he fixed ?	1.1915	0.03755	141	117	21	3
2105	I'm pretty sure his bark is not worse than his bite!	1.1915	0.03755	141	117	21	3
2106	So much for all that "good boy" stuff ...	1.1915	0.03755	141	117	21	3
2107	He's a breed called Politician.	1.1915	0.03755	141	117	21	3
2108	He’s friendly I swear, he just doesn’t like strangers	1.1915	0.03474	141	115	25	1
2109	You should probably reconsider not giving him that bone...	1.1914	0.03221	162	132	29	1
2110	Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of Fluffernutter?	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
2111	Some shady things are going on here lately.	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
2112	Tell your dog to wipe that smirk off of his face or I'll give him something to smirk about!	1.1913	0.03885	115	94	20	1
2113	I wish Buster could just tell us what he's thinking.	1.1913	0.03885	115	94	20	1
2114	Definitely, pre-war.	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
2115	You say a man called S.A.Tan sold it to you?	1.1913	0.04077	115	95	18	2
2116	Yeah, the owner just yelled, 'cursed dog!' and kicked him out	1.1912	0.03837	136	113	20	3
2117	I had my doubts, but Fido might make a good watchdog after all.	1.1912	0.03837	136	113	20	3
2118	Do you know how much dog therapy costs?	1.1912	0.03692	136	112	22	2
2119	Susan, I don't think Buttercup's shadow puppet retelling of Faust from a canine perspective is the kind of talent the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is looking for.	1.1912	0.04111	136	115	16	5
2120	In this case, I think his bark may be smaller.	1.1912	0.03837	136	113	20	3
2121	What are they teaching at that obedience school?”	1.1912	0.03837	136	113	20	3
2122	‘I told you a cat would be less trouble.’	1.1912	0.03976	136	114	18	4
2123	I told you we shouldn’t trust A.I.	1.1912	0.03692	136	112	22	2
2124	Well, back to the doggie exorcist.	1.1912	0.03692	136	112	22	2
2125	He’s so sweet, I wonder why the shelter named him Cujo.	1.1911	0.03397	157	129	26	2
2126	Why would the previous owners name such a cute dog, Beelzebul?	1.1911	0.03740	157	132	20	5
2127	This was much less scary when we did this with a groundhog.	1.1910	0.03357	178	148	26	4
2128	Whiskers must have gotten lost outside...	1.1908	0.03613	131	107	23	1
2129	That's what we deserve for getting a shadow boxer.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
2130	I think the rescue people held something back.	1.1908	0.03772	131	108	21	2
2131	He’s such a cute little dog; what could go wrong?	1.1908	0.03613	131	107	23	1
2132	Let’s got back to people food.	1.1908	0.03447	131	106	25	0
2133	We gotta get this pooch to the gastroenterologist.	1.1908	0.03613	131	107	23	1
2134	Ask him, in the baby voice, 'Who's a good boy?' and back slowly toward the door.	1.1908	0.03613	131	107	23	1
2135	I think he is projecting his true feelings.	1.1908	0.03583	152	126	23	3
2136	Fido a bad dog - no way - just look at that those puppy eyes	1.1908	0.03459	152	125	25	2
2137	I know the breeder said this is an unusual breed, but...	1.1908	0.03198	152	123	29	0
2138	Don't say 'the smaller they are, the bigger they think they are' -- he gets pissed.	1.1908	0.04040	152	130	15	7
2139	He definitely gets that from your side of the family.	1.1908	0.03583	152	126	23	3
2140	His avatar is bigger than his bite.	1.1908	0.03212	173	142	29	2
2141	I think we should move and leave the dog here.	1.1905	0.03857	126	104	20	2
2142	Who knows what evil lurks under the hearts of men and their dogs?	1.1905	0.03689	126	103	22	1
2143	Well at least he's not a cat	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
2144	Face it, Margot. Your precious little Shadow has a dark side	1.1905	0.03655	147	122	22	3
2145	Sometimes I think he has an inner wolf.	1.1905	0.03512	126	102	24	0
2146	He's channeling his inner dire wolf	1.1901	0.03862	142	119	19	4
2147	They say, he comes with the apartment	1.1901	0.04113	142	121	15	6
2148	Her alter ego is showing	1.1901	0.03862	142	119	19	4
2149	Is our Rexie living a double life?	1.1901	0.03862	142	119	19	4
2150	What did you say your spirit animal was?	1.1901	0.03594	142	117	23	2
2151	Your haircut is frightening	1.1901	0.04113	142	121	15	6
2152	Remember,I wanted a cat.	1.1901	0.03862	142	119	19	4
2153	What do you suppose he's thinking?	1.1901	0.03731	142	118	21	3
2154	He thinks he has an imaginary friend.	1.1901	0.03594	142	117	23	2
2155	He doesn't have what it takes to be a watch dog, he fears even his own shadow.	1.1901	0.03731	142	118	21	3
2156	Yes, I know I said I was a dog lover, but... "	1.1901	0.03582	121	98	23	0
2157	The vet said that as long as we keep him in complete darkness we should be safe.	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
2158	The breeder did say his shadow demon was bigger than his bite.	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
2159	Honey, I'm just worried we're not dealing with the real demons in our relationship.	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
2160	Some guard dog you picked. He's afraid of his own shadow!	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
2161	It's just that she seems like a really sweet dog, except...	1.1901	0.03769	121	99	21	1
2162	You watch one documentary on wolves...	1.1901	0.04282	121	102	15	4
2163	Maybe we all should have just said no.	1.1901	0.03769	121	99	21	1
2164	What makes you think he may have inherited a mean streak?	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
2165	Sometimes I wonder what he's really thinking.	1.1899	0.03378	158	130	26	2
2166	Does King happen to have first name? Like, ‘Stephen?’	1.1899	0.03609	158	132	22	4
2167	Behind Fido is another six weeks of winter.	1.1898	0.03811	137	114	20	3
2168	Sara, it's time that we neuter Bengie	1.1898	0.03518	137	112	24	1
2169	She casts a dark shadow.	1.1898	0.03811	137	114	20	3
2170	For a rescue dog he's surprisingly well-adjusted.	1.1898	0.03668	137	113	22	2
2171	Hopefully it's only 6 more weeks of marital trouble.	1.1898	0.03668	137	113	22	2
2172	He's a terrier, but he identifies as a terror	1.1898	0.03950	137	115	18	4
2173	Pig Latin, please, he’s not as innocent as he looks.	1.1898	0.04213	137	117	14	6
2174	No, your dog really hates me.	1.1898	0.03811	137	114	20	3
2175	I thought you said there was no chihuahua in him?	1.1898	0.03668	137	113	22	2
2176	We never should have agreed with those play dates with that bitch in 4G.	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
2177	I started taking him to a Jungian analyst for dogs	1.1897	0.04045	116	96	18	2
2178	So I've found an easy way to determine whether or not my dog likes someone. Turn around.	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
2179	Don't look behind you Scooby	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
2180	It’s always the quiet ones	1.1897	0.03679	174	148	19	7
2181	I feel safer with him around.	1.1897	0.03656	116	94	22	0
2182	His breed? German Gothic Expressionist.	1.1894	0.04043	132	111	17	4
2183	I think we need to change his name to T Rex.	1.1894	0.03897	132	110	19	3
2184	Where is David Letterman when you need him	1.1894	0.03746	132	109	21	2
2185	But still, he's a good boy.	1.1894	0.03897	132	110	19	3
2186	He quoted Carl Jung who said 'We have to learn to live with our Shadow Selves.'	1.1894	0.03746	132	109	21	2
2187	Poor neutered Butch. He's just a shadow of his former self.	1.1894	0.03897	132	110	19	3
2188	But, who’s going to rescue us?!	1.1894	0.03746	132	109	21	2
2189	Man's best frenemy	1.1894	0.03746	132	109	21	2
2190	Of course he's a flop as a watchdog. He's afraid of his own shadow.	1.1894	0.03746	132	109	21	2
2191	I feel like he's hiding something.	1.1894	0.03746	132	109	21	2
2192	I told you not to tell him we were putting him down!	1.1894	0.03746	132	109	21	2
2193	We think he’s half Jack Russell, half infernal demon.	1.1894	0.03746	132	109	21	2
2194	He’s got Big Dog Energy	1.1894	0.03897	132	110	19	3
2195	He's a Dalmatian-Cerberus mix.	1.1892	0.04150	111	92	17	2
2196	Sure, he has a demon. But, he's not possessed by the demon.	1.1892	0.03877	148	125	18	5
2197	I've named him Napolean.	1.1892	0.03877	148	125	18	5
2198	Don’t worry, his bark is bigger than his bite!	1.1890	0.03626	164	138	21	5
2199	He's gonna eat your ass!	1.1890	0.03413	164	136	25	3
2200	She's such a well- behaved dog. Is she ever be naughty?	1.1890	0.03829	127	105	20	2
2201	I guess it was him or the furniture.	1.1890	0.03989	127	106	18	3
2202	Bengie's AlterEgo has gone over to the Dark Side, even though you think otherwise.	1.1890	0.03989	127	106	18	3
2203	Did you buy a lamp?	1.1890	0.03989	127	106	18	3
2204	It appears that his bite is worse than his bark.	1.1890	0.03662	127	104	22	1
2205	I don't believe in red flags.	1.1890	0.03829	127	105	20	2
2206	You have seen “Wicked” too often!	1.1890	0.03662	127	104	22	1
2207	You’re gonna be okay —even our lil Angel has intrusive thoughts.	1.1890	0.03662	127	104	22	1
2208	I'm telling you, your sweet, little Muffy ate the cat!	1.1888	0.03837	143	120	19	4
2209	Do you think Spotty is happy with his new diet?	1.1888	0.03572	143	118	23	2
2210	Some guard dog. He's afraid of his own shadow.	1.1888	0.03284	143	116	27	0
2211	Your dog strikes me as overprotective.	1.1888	0.03707	143	119	21	3
2212	I dunno... there's something shady about him.	1.1888	0.03284	143	116	27	0
2213	He seems to be a shadow of his former self.	1.1888	0.03707	143	119	21	3
2214	It’s his alter ego	1.1887	0.03238	159	130	28	1
2215	My intuition says no cats or children before Rex passes.	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
2216	I now know his Deep Zoo.	1.1887	0.03818	106	86	20	0
2217	No remember,the dog is not the alpha,you are!	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
2218	In his mind he’s a big bad wolf	1.1885	0.03918	122	101	19	2
2219	I don't know...I just can't put my finger on it. In fact, I don't want to put my finger anywhere near him.	1.1885	0.03741	122	100	21	1
2220	May we please send him back to your mother!	1.1885	0.04407	122	104	13	5
2221	You know, there's always a bit of the wild animal in them.	1.1885	0.03741	122	100	21	1
2222	He seems okay but I'm worried about his inner self.	1.1885	0.04088	122	102	17	3
2223	What gets me is the hollow eyes.	1.1885	0.04088	122	102	17	3
2224	He has a Jungian dog trainer.	1.1884	0.03923	138	116	18	4
2225	That dog DNA test, it just seemed like such a cute idea...	1.1884	0.03786	138	115	20	3
2226	I have a strange feeling that TRex is upset that we changed his food.	1.1884	0.04056	138	117	16	5
2227	The microwave door is broken again.	1.1884	0.03496	138	113	24	1
2228	Don’t worry—Dogzilla is just an urban legend.	1.1884	0.03644	138	114	22	2
2229	You call him Dr. Jeckyll ?	1.1883	0.03541	154	128	23	3
2230	Next time I stay over, can you put the cute little devil in another room?	1.1883	0.03292	154	126	27	1
2231	His ex wife really did a number on him	1.1883	0.03773	154	130	19	5
2232	My endless dilemma: look cute so they bring me food to eat or just go ahead and eat them.	1.1880	0.04014	117	97	18	2
2233	I told you he's evil, just look at his shadow!	1.1880	0.03826	117	96	20	1
2234	Perhaps a game of hyde and seek?	1.1880	0.03826	117	96	20	1
2235	I'm telling you, honey, the dog is possessed.	1.1880	0.04531	117	100	12	5
2236	He's friendly? Sorry but I am getting a different vibe.	1.1880	0.03826	117	96	20	1
2237	His dark is worse than its bite.	1.1880	0.03720	133	110	21	2
2238	That shot at the vet, did he say Rabies, or Hades?	1.1880	0.04015	133	112	17	4
2239	I think we need to address the elephant…no I mean dragon..in the room.	1.1880	0.03871	133	111	19	3
2240	I would LOVE to come in, but I just remembered I have a load of laundry going...so perhaps another time...	1.1880	0.03871	133	111	19	3
2241	The problem is she's being cast in a bad light.	1.1880	0.03401	133	108	25	0
2242	I can’t get him to stop reading Carl Jung.	1.1880	0.03871	133	111	19	3
2243	The Shadow knows! Ha,ha,ha,ha.	1.1880	0.03871	133	111	19	3
2244	I let her watch 'Everywhere Everything All at Once' .	1.1880	0.04154	133	113	15	5
2245	He’s such a scaredy-cat, he’s afraid of his own shadow	1.1880	0.03564	133	109	23	1
2246	we've all got our inner demons	1.1880	0.03564	133	109	23	1
2247	Get a rescue they said	1.1880	0.04015	133	112	17	4
2248	All your true-crime shows have made him afraid of his own shadow.	1.1880	0.03564	133	109	23	1
2249	I don't know the breed, but I believe he is a descendent of the hound of Baskervilles.	1.1879	0.03610	149	124	22	3
2250	So “Cthulhu’s Puppy Farm” wasn’t a red flag for you?	1.1879	0.03610	149	124	22	3
2251	The more people I know, the more I appreciate my dog.	1.1879	0.03853	149	126	18	5
2252	I think Spot may have a dark side.	1.1875	0.03916	112	92	19	1
2253	Be very nice to him….he has a temper	1.1875	0.03637	128	105	22	1
2254	I’d say that’s a red flag	1.1875	0.03637	128	105	22	1
2255	Just WHAT does the shadow know?	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
2256	Honey, let’s slowly back away then call the dog whisperer”	1.1875	0.03802	128	106	20	2
2257	Beware of the dog	1.1875	0.03683	144	120	21	3
2258	Big dog energy.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
2259	Maybe he’s projecting his dominance on us	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
2260	It only happens when he is hungry	1.1875	0.03549	144	119	23	2
2261	Monica you should know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, it’s the dog.	1.1875	0.03683	144	120	21	3
2262	That is his alter ego	1.1875	0.03813	144	121	19	4
2263	I don't have a good feeling about this pet adoption.	1.1875	0.03916	112	92	19	1
2264	I think the dog may be possessed. It’s just a feeling I have.	1.1875	0.03549	144	119	23	2
2265	Don’t look now but your puppy Jekyll has gone full Hyde	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
2266	Open AI isn’t great at humor but the fails make for good cartoon captioning.	1.1875	0.04113	128	108	16	4
2267	I don't know if we should be more concerned that he's casting that shadow or that we're not casting any.	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
2268	Her shadow is worse than her bite.	1.1875	0.03455	160	133	24	3
2269	I preferred it when he just did birdies	1.1872	0.03237	187	156	27	4
2270	Deep down he is not a good boy.	1.1871	0.03750	155	131	19	5
2271	Now I'm certain from where the sulfur smell comes from	1.1871	0.03620	139	115	22	2
2272	Sometimes I wonder about his unconditional love.	1.1871	0.03319	139	113	26	0
2273	The bark's worse than the bite, but not the demonic shadow.	1.1871	0.03473	139	114	24	1
2274	Oh, yeah, hey - baptizing Cujo here- priest and ceremony and all that - is a great idea. Maybe even two priests?	1.1871	0.03473	139	114	24	1
2275	Are you sure the PROZAC dose is high enough?	1.1871	0.03620	139	115	22	2
2276	Dude, the wolf at the door is your dog.	1.1871	0.03761	139	116	20	3
2277	I don’t think he is a pure breed.	1.1871	0.03620	139	115	22	2
2278	Your therapy dog may need therapy. He appears to be repressing a lot of anger.	1.1871	0.03473	139	114	24	1
2279	Are his eyes bulging red or is it a trick of the light?	1.1870	0.04218	123	104	15	4
2280	He's been a shadow of his former self ever since he was altered."	1.1870	0.03530	123	100	23	0
2281	No thanks,I’ll rather not pet him.	1.1870	0.03714	123	101	21	1
2282	It might just be the fentanyl talking but the dog is telling me to kill you.	1.1870	0.04523	123	106	11	6
2283	Do you remember me telling you I didn’t want to adopt a “used” dog?	1.1870	0.04218	123	104	15	4
2284	You and I both know there is no such thing as monster!	1.1870	0.03714	123	101	21	1
2285	I think we can leave him home alone; what’s the worst that could happen?	1.1870	0.04057	123	103	17	3
2286	I think it's time for his walkies.	1.1870	0.03714	123	101	21	1
2287	Uh did you remember to walk Sparky today?	1.1870	0.03889	123	102	19	2
2288	Our dog has that dawg in him	1.1870	0.03889	123	102	19	2
2289	Any chance you feel a draft?	1.1869	0.04013	107	88	18	1
2290	I prefer Spot, but I guess Shadow's OK, too.	1.1867	0.03588	150	125	22	3
2291	this must be where the term resting bitch face came from	1.1866	0.03695	134	111	21	2
2292	Well, if you didn't fart and I didn't fart, then who ...	1.1866	0.03987	134	113	17	4
2293	Everything with him is about projection.	1.1866	0.03695	134	111	21	2
2294	You doin’ that with your butt?	1.1866	0.03987	134	113	17	4
2295	I don't think we should jump to conclusions	1.1866	0.03844	134	112	19	3
2296	Sorry, I don’t dog sit.	1.1866	0.03695	134	111	21	2
2297	I'm thinking you take him to get him fixed.	1.1866	0.03844	134	112	19	3
2298	I told ya he looks like you!	1.1866	0.03987	134	113	17	4
2299	Killer" is just a shadow of himself.	1.1866	0.03540	134	110	23	1
2300	Shadow seems like a nice name for your puppy	1.1866	0.03378	134	109	25	0
2301	Time to call the exorcist again.	1.1864	0.03983	118	98	18	2
2302	HE COMES FROM A REALLY GOOD FAMILY	1.1864	0.03796	118	97	20	1
2303	Did you feed him a flashlight?	1.1864	0.03983	118	98	18	2
2304	If this is really ‘Peter Pup’ then we have to get a leash for that shadow ASAP.”	1.1864	0.03983	118	98	18	2
2305	We’ve got to get Buddy to stop projecting.	1.1863	0.03655	161	136	20	5
2306	Where did you find him?	1.1862	0.03660	145	121	21	3
2307	I think you went to far with the holograms this time.	1.1862	0.03527	145	120	23	2
2308	Well, the vet did suggest Spot may have a Dissociative Personality Disorder.	1.1862	0.03388	145	119	25	1
2309	I hope his shadow is worse than his bite.	1.1862	0.03527	145	120	23	2
2310	I told you a shelter dog could turn out to be an Evil Beagle.	1.1862	0.03388	145	119	25	1
2311	I guess he's a little different since we stayed at that haunted mansion, but weren't we all changed by that experience?	1.1862	0.03388	145	119	25	1
2312	All of our suspicions are now confirmed.	1.1862	0.03527	145	120	23	2
2313	This breed can be passive-aggressive, but great with kids.	1.1862	0.03660	145	121	21	3
2314	Relax, it's just a shadow puppy.	1.1862	0.03527	145	120	23	2
2315	She opened my heart and a portal to hell.	1.1862	0.03789	145	122	19	4
2316	Bet he is scared of his own shadow.	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2317	He looks tame, but I think he is repressing his anger.	1.1860	0.03611	129	106	22	1
2318	He says that's the best he can do with shadow puppets using paw hands.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
2319	This one might not be a "rescue dog" to boast about.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
2320	They say, "The shadow knows."	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2321	I tell him it’s just a reminder of where he came from	1.1860	0.03611	129	106	22	1
2322	woah check out that crazy shadow	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
2323	I was hoping to get a guard dog, but this one’s afraid of his own shadow.	1.1859	0.03616	156	131	21	4
2324	We should never let him watch Jurassic Park with us.	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
2325	I don't think he likes the new dog food you got.	1.1858	0.03885	113	93	19	1
2326	That's what we get for naming him Shadow.	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
2327	I felt that breeder was shifty.	1.1858	0.03675	113	92	21	0
2328	They tried to warn us at the Human Society...	1.1857	0.03451	140	115	24	1
2329	Mom,you were right. I shouldn’t have called him Rex.	1.1857	0.03737	140	117	20	3
2330	Sometimes I wish I knew what he is thinking	1.1857	0.03872	140	118	18	4
2331	Why? Because I'm a cat person?	1.1856	0.03357	167	139	25	3
2332	When's the last time your dog was checked for evil shadows ?	1.1855	0.03687	124	102	21	1
2333	We probably shouldn't have named him "Killer".	1.1855	0.04027	124	104	17	3
2334	The rescue agency said he has a few demons to fight.	1.1855	0.03687	124	102	21	1
2335	I don't know why, but he just seems like a bad dog	1.1855	0.03687	124	102	21	1
2336	Not MY best friend!	1.1855	0.03861	124	103	19	2
2337	If I get the flashlight, can you find a tiny bone?	1.1855	0.04027	124	104	17	3
2338	So much for his soulful, yearning gaze.	1.1855	0.04027	124	104	17	3
2339	They said he doesn't bite, but there is that shadow of a doubt.	1.1855	0.04027	124	104	17	3
2340	I would strongly suggest that you always keep him well feed.	1.1855	0.03861	124	103	19	2
2341	I keep hoping he'll come out of his shell.	1.1855	0.04027	124	104	17	3
2342	No I don’t think we should name him Rex.	1.1855	0.04027	124	104	17	3
2343	Her name is Stevie	1.1854	0.03173	151	123	28	0
2344	What do I think? I think that 'More Meaty' dog chow has to go!	1.1854	0.03566	151	126	22	3
2345	He seems to be wrestling with his inner Cujo.	1.1854	0.03806	151	128	18	5
2346	I'm not so comfortable with 'the Shadow of Your Smile'.	1.1852	0.03517	135	111	23	1
2347	Don't worry. His shadow is worse than his bite.	1.1852	0.03670	135	112	21	2
2348	I have a feeling there's more to him than meets the eye.	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
2349	He's just 'projecting' again.	1.1852	0.03356	135	110	25	0
2350	That dog has some nasty gas.	1.1852	0.04097	135	115	15	5
2351	He thinks he's a Great Dane.	1.1852	0.03960	135	114	17	4
2352	But does he have the spirit to be our apartment's guard dog?	1.1852	0.03818	135	113	19	3
2353	I know where you sleep…	1.1852	0.03818	135	113	19	3
2354	When was his last distemper shot?	1.1850	0.03384	173	145	24	4
2355	I'm worried. Do you think he's happy?	1.1849	0.03765	146	123	19	4
2356	Don't feed them after midnight.	1.1849	0.03367	146	120	25	1
2357	I don’t need to set an alarm, he lets me know when he’s hungry.	1.1849	0.03367	146	120	25	1
2358	Whoa...I never noticed the hollow eyes	1.1849	0.03952	119	99	18	2
2359	I know he’s destructive, but we should have furniture in this room anyway!”	1.1849	0.03952	119	99	18	2
2360	Of course the dog doesn't hate us honey, why do you think that?	1.1849	0.04128	119	100	16	3
2361	He is so sweet, he will love having a kitty.	1.1849	0.04128	119	100	16	3
2362	You just HAD to name him 'Dogzilla'!	1.1849	0.03768	119	98	20	1
2363	I’m worried about cujo, he is just a shadow of his former self	1.1846	0.03586	130	107	22	1
2364	It wouldn’t bother me normally, but he has a shadow and we don’t!	1.1846	0.03905	130	109	18	3
2365	brighten up, when i was your age, it was a 5000 pound elephant in the room.	1.1846	0.03905	130	109	18	3
2366	Jordan Peele called. He wants exclusive rights to our story.	1.1846	0.04055	130	110	16	4
2367	Sure he LOOKS friendly, but something tells me that deep down he HATES us!	1.1846	0.03749	130	108	20	2
2368	He hasn't been the same ever since he went to the vet to get fixed.	1.1846	0.03749	130	108	20	2
2369	I don't mind adopting a dog, I just think you may want to reconsider naming it 'snuggles' .	1.1846	0.03416	130	106	24	0
2370	He’s passive-aggressive, a shadow of his former self.	1.1846	0.03749	130	108	20	2
2371	The elephant in the room had a previous appointment.	1.1846	0.03905	130	109	18	3
2372	Why don't we have shadows?	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
2373	He’s scared of his own shadow.	1.1844	0.03712	141	118	20	3
2374	He's just proud of his dental checkup.	1.1844	0.03846	141	119	18	4
2375	Even Spot can sense your inner rage.	1.1844	0.03573	141	117	22	2
2376	I hate it when he’s passive aggressive.	1.1844	0.03846	141	119	18	4
2377	Please don’t say C-A-T in front of the D-O-G.	1.1844	0.03278	141	115	26	0
2378	I told you, I’m a cat person.	1.1844	0.03573	141	117	22	2
2379	I don't think we should let him out at night anymore.	1.1844	0.03846	141	119	18	4
2380	We have a lot in common”	1.1844	0.03712	141	118	20	3
2381	I thought the adoption agency said he was from Bakersfield !	1.1844	0.03976	141	120	16	5
2382	I know you think I always see things in the worst possible light but this one time you really should try to see it from my perspective	1.1844	0.03976	141	120	16	5
2383	If our dog's shadow is any indication, I think we're ghosts.	1.1844	0.03846	141	119	18	4
2384	It's only once a month.	1.1842	0.04238	114	96	15	3
2385	Yeah, when I said he's a rescue dog I meant I rescued him from Hell.	1.1840	0.03284	163	135	26	2
2386	Ugh...that's disgusting. We definitely need to stop feeding him our scraps.	1.1840	0.03480	125	102	23	0
2387	Do you ever get the feeling that the name Pebbles just doesn't seem to suit him?	1.1840	0.03660	125	103	21	1
2388	Let’s return the Ouija squeaky toy.	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
2389	Your telling me! And without opposable thumbs, either.	1.1840	0.03833	125	104	19	2
2390	You're really being dogged about it!	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
2391	He hasn’t done anything	1.1840	0.03833	125	104	19	2
2392	We can’t go back to the dog park.	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
2393	I think there might be a dark side to this bitch.	1.1840	0.03660	125	103	21	1
2394	I'm not sure if naming him 'Cujo' is such a good idea.	1.1840	0.03833	125	104	19	2
2395	I've a feeling we should give him back to the Amityville Dogs' Home.	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
2396	Beyond here, walk monsters.	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
2397	Ignore her, she is just begging for attention.	1.1838	0.04069	136	116	15	5
2398	I know what you're thinking, but trust me he's harmless.	1.1838	0.03646	136	113	21	2
2399	An exorcism seems extreme, maybe just change food brands?	1.1838	0.03933	136	115	17	4
2400	Let Cujo know he is GOING to be a bad dog.	1.1837	0.03347	147	121	25	1
2401	I think his bite is worse than his bark	1.1837	0.03864	147	125	17	5
2402	The Vet says Spot needs dental work.	1.1837	0.03347	147	121	25	1
2403	I'm not digging the vibe of this rental.	1.1835	0.03459	158	132	23	3
2404	The doctor says his passive-aggressiveness stems from living in a 5th floor walkup.	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
2405	It's okay. Someday he may have to rescue us."	1.1834	0.03425	169	142	23	4
2406	what the hell did it hide in his ass?	1.1834	0.03906	169	147	13	9
2407	something’s been off ever since Fido read that Plato guy	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
2408	Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself?	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
2409	Did you forget to give him his kibble tonight, dear?	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
2410	We never should have sent him to that therapist to get it all out.	1.1833	0.03547	120	98	22	0
2411	We should have named him Spot.	1.1833	0.03739	120	99	20	1
2412	I wouldn't worry. His bark is worse than his bite.	1.1833	0.03547	120	98	22	0
2413	They said that his breed was shadow pupper	1.1833	0.03922	120	100	18	2
2414	The previous owners just said she comes with the house.	1.1833	0.03922	120	100	18	2
2415	Soooooo, you think the trainer can help Sparky with his passive/aggressive issues… perhaps, quickly?	1.1833	0.03922	120	100	18	2
2416	Hon, Spotty is projecting your thoughts again.	1.1833	0.04264	120	102	14	4
2417	I bought him from a gal named Mary Shelley.	1.1833	0.04425	120	103	12	5
2418	Please tell me you didn't say anything about getting a C-A-T.	1.1832	0.04026	131	111	16	4
2419	So what aren't you telling me?	1.1832	0.03562	131	108	22	1
2420	I think the name "Happy" is getting under his skin.	1.1832	0.03562	131	108	22	1
2421	Ever since the run in with the cat, he’s only been a shadow of himself.	1.1832	0.03723	131	109	20	2
2422	This may explain why we had the only bid on the place.	1.1832	0.04026	131	111	16	4
2423	Would you describe your dog as less passive than aggressive?	1.1832	0.03877	131	110	18	3
2424	No need to be afraid of your own shadow,	1.1832	0.03562	131	108	22	1
2425	That innocent look may be deceptive.	1.1832	0.03877	131	110	18	3
2426	Uh -- don't look behind you, but....	1.1832	0.03562	131	108	22	1
2427	Whoa! Can't wait for week 3 of pet therapy!!	1.1832	0.03393	131	107	24	0
2428	His last dog walker just got out of the hospital.	1.1832	0.03562	131	108	22	1
2429	He was definitely cuter when he was just a shadow puppy.	1.1832	0.03562	131	108	22	1
2430	I’m telling you—Bixby has a dark side	1.1832	0.03723	131	109	20	2
2431	I think you should neuter him.	1.1831	0.03821	142	120	18	4
2432	No, I agree. If she’s that possessive over the chew toy, she should definitely spend some time without it.	1.1831	0.03550	142	118	22	2
2433	When your dog knows who the real boss is in the relationship.	1.1831	0.03950	142	121	16	5
2434	I think the dog's hungry.	1.1831	0.03550	142	118	22	2
2435	Oh my! They’re not only stinky, they’re scary.	1.1830	0.03644	153	129	20	4
2436	This is the new look Disney	1.1830	0.03644	153	129	20	4
2437	I'm just not sure the name 'Walter Mitty' suits him."	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
2438	There might be more to its rescue dog story.	1.1826	0.04018	115	96	17	2
2439	Sometimes don't you wish you could know what he is thinking?	1.1826	0.04018	115	96	17	2
2440	Do you think the breeder lied about him being a pure bread?	1.1825	0.03634	126	104	21	1
2441	UPS won't even deliver here anymore.	1.1825	0.03805	126	105	19	2
2442	Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of dogs?	1.1825	0.03968	126	106	17	3
2443	The way I see it, it's time to put him on a leash.	1.1825	0.03968	126	106	17	3
2444	since the op...it is just the shadow of his former self	1.1825	0.03634	126	104	21	1
2445	It's just a feeling. He looks calm, but I don't think the meds are working.	1.1825	0.03805	126	105	19	2
2446	Cutting back on his dog food may be breeding discontent.	1.1825	0.03622	137	114	21	2
2447	If they don't take me for a walk soon!	1.1825	0.03907	137	116	17	4
2448	They said neutering would calm him but honestly I'm not sure it took.	1.1825	0.03907	137	116	17	4
2449	I guess his bite is worse than his bark	1.1825	0.03622	137	114	21	2
2450	Let's focus on the positive: he does cast a shadow.	1.1825	0.03767	137	115	19	3
2451	‘I thought you said y’all were working on healing your shadow selves!’	1.1825	0.03907	137	116	17	4
2452	Maybe naming him Puff was a bad idea.	1.1824	0.03592	148	124	21	3
2453	Pet my dog? Oh sure,go ahead,he loves everyone.	1.1824	0.03718	148	125	19	4
2454	Why don't you play outside for a change?	1.1824	0.03592	148	124	21	3
2455	(..I’m whispering because your mother-in-law is now in the dog…)	1.1824	0.03592	148	124	21	3
2456	He ate a "Hound of the Baskervilles" novel I left on the table and now he's projecting.	1.1824	0.03462	148	123	23	2
2457	He’s the shadow of your smile.	1.1818	0.03697	132	110	20	2
2458	Uhh, Are you sure he's all bark no bite?	1.1818	0.03892	121	101	18	2
2459	In hindsight, maybe we shouldn't have named him Shadow.	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
2460	We should have been concerned when the breeder said, “The spawn, er, I mean puppy is ready to be adopted.”	1.1818	0.03850	132	111	18	3
2461	I just don’t understand why you can’t see why Fido scares me.	1.1818	0.03370	132	108	24	0
2462	How come WE don't have shadows?	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
2463	FEED ME !	1.1818	0.03697	132	110	20	2
2464	The full moon casts some funny shadows, huh?	1.1818	0.03521	121	99	22	0
2465	Maybe they won't raise the rent again if we say it's haunted.	1.1818	0.03892	121	101	18	2
2466	You have been micro-dosing LSD, again?	1.1818	0.03892	121	101	18	2
2467	Get his shock collar. He's doing that incredible hulk thing again.	1.1818	0.03998	132	112	16	4
2468	Is he always this passive aggressive?	1.1818	0.03850	132	111	18	3
2469	I think Sparky is throwing shade at us.	1.1818	0.03924	143	122	16	5
2470	You can keep the dog, but I get to keep his inner demons	1.1818	0.03697	132	110	20	2
2471	Are you sure her bark is worse than her bite?	1.1818	0.03914	110	91	18	1
2472	She's just a shadow of herself but still a lot to love.	1.1818	0.03385	143	118	24	1
2473	Don’t get cute by calling it shadow puppytry.	1.1818	0.03697	132	110	20	2
2474	He wasn't this scary at the shelter.	1.1818	0.03251	154	127	26	1
2475	Have you noticed we don't cast a shadow in this drawing?	1.1818	0.03892	121	101	18	2
2476	No one's denying how hard you practiced. But try to understand the baby's point of view.	1.1818	0.03892	121	101	18	2
2477	I told you the dry dog food looked prehistoric.	1.1818	0.03711	121	100	20	1
2478	I dunno why the cat’s always under the bed whenever you and Mr. Bigglesworth come over. Maybe she sees something we don’t?	1.1818	0.03737	154	131	18	5
2479	Well, they say it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.	1.1818	0.04140	132	113	14	5
2480	Susan, I thought we agreed no more past life regression therapy for Wolfie.	1.1818	0.03697	132	110	20	2
2481	Two times a day isn't enough. Now she wants lunch.	1.1812	0.03181	160	132	27	1
2482	I always thought 'Devil Dog' was a myth	1.1812	0.03570	149	125	21	3
2483	Yes, she's small but she casts a giant shadow!	1.1812	0.03570	149	125	21	3
2484	I'm starting to think that we should not have named him 'little devil' .	1.1812	0.03695	149	126	19	4
2485	Calm before the storm	1.1812	0.03570	149	125	21	3
2486	Do you really want to keep this dog?	1.1812	0.03441	149	124	23	2
2487	Don't tell me nothing has come between us!	1.1812	0.03306	149	123	25	1
2488	He has separation anxiety issues.	1.1812	0.03598	138	115	21	2
2489	Treat her very well Or You have to face BAT dog	1.1812	0.03598	138	115	21	2
2490	I can't explain it exactly, but sometimes Dudley gives me a sort of uncomfortable feeling.	1.1812	0.03742	138	116	19	3
2491	His pall is worse than his maul.	1.1811	0.03431	127	104	23	0
2492	Face it. You can't tell a dog by its' spots.	1.1811	0.03778	127	106	19	2
2493	I think that shelter hired a copywriter for his bio.	1.1811	0.03778	127	106	19	2
2494	They have absolutely no clue how much psychological damage they've caused me.	1.1811	0.03940	127	107	17	3
2495	I worry he's internalizing his online persona.	1.1811	0.03778	127	106	19	2
2496	It looks like he was able to learn at least one new trick.	1.1811	0.03940	127	107	17	3
2497	What do you mean you can't control that dog of yours?	1.1810	0.03794	116	96	19	1
2498	My dad used to say, "When you treat both fleas and heartworms during a full moon, the dead will walk the earth..."	1.1810	0.03794	116	96	19	1
2499	Maybe we should take him to the vet. He doesn't seem to want to eat, or chase after the cats. Speaking of cats, I haven't seen them all day.	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
2500	I’m telling you, he hates me!	1.1810	0.03794	116	96	19	1
2501	He has a heart of gold	1.1810	0.03794	116	96	19	1
2502	We have to embrace his dark side until he’s shadow-broken.	1.1810	0.03794	116	96	19	1
2503	We'll need an old dog trainer...and a young dog trainer...	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
2504	Tom, did you see my LSD capsule. I know it is around someplace?	1.1810	0.04515	116	100	11	5
2505	. “Did you feed the dog?”	1.1810	0.03794	116	96	19	1
2506	I’m a cat person but don’t tell him.	1.1806	0.03600	155	131	20	4
2507	I don't know why, exactly, but I think Spot may have some unresolved issues.	1.1806	0.03641	144	121	20	3
2508	Now, why would I project my feelings on the dog?	1.1806	0.03641	144	121	20	3
2509	I don't think he likes the kibble any more.	1.1806	0.03506	144	120	22	2
2510	Forget it. He's bluffing.	1.1806	0.03772	144	122	18	4
2511	Wouldn't such a shadow require eyes in the back of his head?	1.1806	0.03772	144	122	18	4
2512	I'm not one for giving ultimatums, but...	1.1806	0.03506	144	120	22	2
2513	He’s got some monster gas.	1.1805	0.04247	133	115	12	6
2514	Did you have to adopt his shadow side?	1.1805	0.03513	133	110	22	1
2515	I have observed in Rosco a supressed violent aggressive behavior disorder that,, I'd left untreated, could result in the loss of a sizable portion of your derriere.	1.1805	0.04247	133	115	12	6
2516	But he IS threatening.	1.1805	0.03672	133	111	20	2
2517	The Korean War never really ended for him did it?	1.1805	0.03672	133	111	20	2
2518	He was just sitting on the doormat — the tag says ‘Dorian’	1.1805	0.03513	133	110	22	1
2519	How could we have thought that he was a shadow of his former self!	1.1805	0.03513	133	110	22	1
2520	Ever since his surgery, Spot's a shadow of his former self.	1.1805	0.03672	133	111	20	2
2521	Maybe hiring a Jungian dog trainer was a bad idea.	1.1805	0.03824	133	112	18	3
2522	Now I'm sure that was a demonic growl!	1.1805	0.03513	133	110	22	1
2523	And the dog has an impressive shadow when he is bored."	1.1805	0.03672	133	111	20	2
2524	I'm peaking.	1.1805	0.04111	133	114	14	5
2525	What a cute dog.	1.1803	0.04199	122	104	14	4
2526	We thought about an exorcism, but we're more worried about burglars.	1.1803	0.03684	122	101	20	1
2527	A cat would be a perfect companion for her.	1.1803	0.03684	122	101	20	1
2528	There are no elephants in the room and no handwriting on the walls.	1.1803	0.03684	122	101	20	1
2529	The shelter said,"Koo Joe", right?	1.1803	0.03495	122	100	22	0
2530	This is my dog. His name is Spooky. He has a dark side	1.1803	0.03863	122	102	18	2
2531	Just about everything is bigger than his bite	1.1803	0.03684	122	101	20	1
2532	Please tell me you remembered to buy more treats.	1.1803	0.03684	122	101	20	1
2533	Now I get why lease says we need first, last and demonic shadow puppet security -Taylor S Boston	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
2534	It happens every time I think about salad.	1.1803	0.03495	122	100	22	0
2535	We should not take him out during daylight	1.1803	0.03684	122	101	20	1
2536	His doggie DNA test said he was a mix of what??	1.1803	0.03863	122	102	18	2
2537	I think he’s adjusted to us being back at the office.	1.1803	0.03684	122	101	20	1
2538	the dog has been doing a lot of shadow work lately	1.1803	0.04199	122	104	14	4
2539	She’s a peach, I promise. #beaglepitpomshitz	1.1803	0.03684	122	101	20	1
2540	Do you notice a difference since he came back from doggie day camp?	1.1802	0.03268	172	144	25	3
2541	I’m telling you Mabel, one day this dog’s gonna bite you in the ass.	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
2542	Yes, max is a very sweet dog. But he still gives me the creeps.	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
2543	Sure, his bark may be worse than his bite, but it's his aura I'm worried about.	1.1801	0.03727	161	138	17	6
2544	Sure, we're vampires, but I'm still scared.	1.1800	0.03548	150	126	21	3
2545	Did you forget to buy more dog food, too?	1.1800	0.03548	150	126	21	3
2546	I think Spot has been watching too many Stephen King movies over our shoulders.	1.1799	0.04116	139	120	13	6
2547	I think Spot is hiding something.	1.1799	0.03425	139	115	23	1
2548	Appearances can be deceiving. Always pay attention to what's lurking in the shadows.	1.1799	0.03574	139	116	21	2
2549	I told you not to bury him in the pet cemetery."	1.1799	0.03425	139	115	23	1
2550	So how'd you come up with the name "Shadow?"	1.1799	0.03717	139	117	19	3
2551	I’ll work on his diet if you exorcise.	1.1799	0.03717	139	117	19	3
2552	Believe it or not, his bark is worse.	1.1799	0.03425	139	115	23	1
2553	I would expect yours to look very similar	1.1799	0.03574	139	116	21	2
2554	I told you not to let him watch Cujo!	1.1797	0.03583	128	106	21	1
2555	We were going to hire a priest, but the demon actually chews up fewer shoes.	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2556	Don’t let him fool you, he’s really a monster	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
2557	It's in his DNA	1.1797	0.03407	128	105	23	0
2558	So that's why "Me and My Shadow" is your favorite song!	1.1797	0.03583	128	106	21	1
2559	You're sure the shelter said his name was Spot and not Shadow?	1.1797	0.03583	128	106	21	1
2560	The kennel said he'd throw shade if he wasn't walked regularly.	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
2561	…but he is already housebroken.	1.1797	0.03583	128	106	21	1
2562	How is this? I don’t trust her	1.1797	0.03407	128	105	23	0
2563	So, you didn't want the goldfish.	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
2564	She’s integrating her shadow self.	1.1797	0.03583	128	106	21	1
2565	The shade is real. Ruff!	1.1795	0.03764	117	97	19	1
2566	You say his bark is worse than his bite, but...	1.1795	0.03764	117	97	19	1
2567	Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of dog? The shadow does.	1.1795	0.04137	117	99	15	3
2568	Her name is Pixie - her bark is worse than her bite.	1.1795	0.03693	156	133	18	5
2569	I'm not really a dog person. That's okay Barney's not really a person dog.	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
2570	Oh, so you really did want to see a man about a dog.	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
2571	He's working on showing his emotions.	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
2572	So we agree: No more new tricks.	1.1791	0.03647	134	112	20	2
2573	beyond a shadow of a doubt he is the one that bit me.	1.1791	0.03647	134	112	20	2
2574	He's small, but casts a big shadow.	1.1791	0.03490	134	111	22	1
2575	We may have rushed a little on this whole adoption idea	1.1791	0.03490	134	111	22	1
2576	His AKC papers didn't mention fangs.	1.1791	0.03325	134	110	24	0
2577	He's not depressed. He's practicing soul regression for a spiritual retreat.	1.1791	0.03647	134	112	20	2
2578	Our Spot has a shadow side I wish I've never seen.	1.1791	0.03798	134	113	18	3
2579	Sure, he looks calm. But he is Stephen King's dog.	1.1791	0.03943	134	114	16	4
2580	Hmmm. Should we call a vet or an exorcist?	1.1791	0.03798	134	113	18	3
2581	It's just the puppy phase,I promise!	1.1790	0.03381	162	136	23	3
2582	All dogs, you say?	1.1789	0.03657	123	102	20	1
2583	It’s not you, but I get a feeling your dog hates me.”	1.1789	0.03835	123	103	18	2
2584	I know it’s just a projection, but still…	1.1789	0.03835	123	103	18	2
2585	Are you sure you want another dog?	1.1789	0.03835	123	103	18	2
2586	If that is just air I would hate to think what’s next	1.1789	0.03470	123	101	22	0
2587	It is in fact NOT larger than his bite.	1.1789	0.03470	123	101	22	0
2588	Private thoughts.	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
2589	This new dog food seems to be working.	1.1786	0.03403	140	116	23	1
2590	Where did you say you got that dog again?	1.1786	0.03551	140	117	21	2
2591	It's a good thing he can't spell, and doesn't know that he is about to be n-e-u-t-e-r-e-d...	1.1786	0.03961	140	120	15	5
2592	If that is a man’s best friend, who are you..	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
2593	Frankly, I'm not worried about his bark OR his bite.	1.1786	0.03829	140	119	17	4
2594	Tiny has been using AI to swap identity again.	1.1786	0.03551	140	117	21	2
2595	He's pretty evil but not quite cat-evil.	1.1786	0.03635	112	92	20	0
2596	Whatever you say, dear.	1.1783	0.03558	129	107	21	1
2597	Deception is reality !	1.1783	0.03883	129	109	17	3
2598	can we get him to do this on stage?	1.1783	0.03724	129	108	19	2
2599	Well, now we know why his previous owners named him Jung.	1.1783	0.03883	129	109	17	3
2600	Sit" works, but I'm afraid to try "Fetch	1.1783	0.03724	129	108	19	2
2601	Bred from Shih Tzu and what?	1.1783	0.03383	129	106	23	0
2602	The bark is coming from inside the house.	1.1783	0.04184	129	111	13	5
2603	He followed me home. Can I not keep him?	1.1781	0.03596	146	123	20	3
2604	DoggyDNA says he’s 4% Cerberus.	1.1781	0.03462	146	122	22	2
2605	He can't possibly make Denmark great again.	1.1780	0.03735	118	98	19	1
2606	I just picked him up at The Pound but I'm having second thoughts now.	1.1780	0.03735	118	98	19	1
2607	Dude, I know she looks cute and all, but I'm sensing some serious inner demon vibes.	1.1780	0.03735	118	98	19	1
2608	Ok, fine, but does he bark?	1.1780	0.03924	118	99	17	2
2609	Have you noticed anything different about Spot since we moved into Rosemary's old apartment?"	1.1780	0.03924	118	99	17	2
2610	Be sure to give him a big treat when you come back from his walk!	1.1778	0.03622	135	113	20	2
2611	Cute dog. Does it get much exorcise?	1.1778	0.03622	135	113	20	2
2612	We need to stop feeding him generic.	1.1778	0.03303	135	111	24	0
2613	He's become a Bad Bunny fan.	1.1778	0.03622	135	113	20	2
2614	I think maybe we should switch to French devant le chien.	1.1778	0.03772	135	114	18	3
2615	do you think he knows we’re leaving?	1.1778	0.03772	135	114	18	3
2616	The shelter never mentioned that trick.	1.1778	0.03772	135	114	18	3
2617	So why'd you name him Smaug?	1.1776	0.03505	152	128	21	3
2618	Alexa, play 'distressed squirrel sounds'.	1.1776	0.03942	107	89	17	1
2619	If only his bark sounded as bad as his bite looks!	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
2620	I think you should have his DNA checked out.	1.1776	0.03942	107	89	17	1
2621	Don’t look now, but it’s happening again…	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
2622	Yeah his 5 o’clock shadow is looking a little severe today.	1.1774	0.03630	124	103	20	1
2623	Give her time, she's really sweet.	1.1774	0.03806	124	104	18	2
2624	No,I didn	1.1774	0.03630	124	103	20	1
2625	Have you considered getting some of those CBD dog treats Susan recommended?	1.1774	0.03630	124	103	20	1
2626	He has some unresolved chew toy issues.	1.1774	0.03630	124	103	20	1
2627	We have many issues in our relationship dealing with trust and respect, or lack thereof. The dog was supposed to distract us from them, but now only reflects how deep of a hole we have dug for ourselves. Not even couple's counseling can save us now.	1.1774	0.03975	124	105	16	3
2628	How should 'I' know? She probably picked it up from some older dog at that overnight campout ' you' let her go on. ' I' told you she was too young to stay out after dark."	1.1774	0.03975	124	105	16	3
2629	one more blah and I bite!	1.1774	0.03630	124	103	20	1
2630	Now the dog is passive/aggressive too?	1.1773	0.03669	141	119	19	3
2631	Don't let his cute looks fool you. He's one of the most off the wall, scariest dogs I've ever owned.	1.1773	0.03228	141	116	25	0
2632	Can’t you smile sometimes?	1.1773	0.03669	141	119	19	3
2633	Is a thought bubble an option?	1.1773	0.03528	141	118	21	2
2634	He’s a Gemini, stop shaming him	1.1773	0.03528	141	118	21	2
2635	Get him off Twitter	1.1772	0.03301	158	132	24	2
2636	Can we get another lamp?	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
2637	Good heavens, what happened to all our furniture?	1.1770	0.03819	113	94	18	1
2638	I think the shelter was called "The Canine Circles of Hell".	1.1770	0.03819	113	94	18	1
2639	why do you feel he is jealous of you? Look how calm he is...	1.1769	0.04007	130	111	15	4
2640	I think she’s hungry.	1.1769	0.03533	130	108	21	1
2641	Did you say that your dog was a “ drop out “ at the Police Academy ?	1.1769	0.03698	130	109	19	2
2642	Read my lips. I’m thinking our new dog thinks it’s weird we don’t cast shadows.	1.1769	0.03698	130	109	19	2
2643	Actually, her bite is worse than her bark.	1.1769	0.04007	130	111	15	4
2644	Keep your friends close,but never on the bed. Always at the foot.	1.1769	0.03698	130	109	19	2
2645	It's your turn to sleep with him tonight.	1.1769	0.03701	147	125	18	4
2646	Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of a dog? The shadow knows!	1.1769	0.03573	147	124	20	3
2647	I don't know. I just get the feeling that there's more than a little feral in him.	1.1769	0.03440	147	123	22	2
2648	He casts a long shadow.	1.1769	0.03701	147	125	18	4
2649	Go ahead, punish and yell at him, but.....The shadow knows.	1.1769	0.03440	147	123	22	2
2650	I don’t like this cartoon because it seems like the dog wants to attack the couple and is possibly racist.	1.1765	0.04026	136	117	14	5
2651	You've got to be kidding. Dogs Don't get anxious about a visit to the vet for for neutering.	1.1765	0.03894	119	100	17	2
2652	The obedience training made him so moody.	1.1765	0.03894	119	100	17	2
2653	I think that Buddy has a dark side that you just can't see	1.1765	0.03509	119	98	21	0
2654	If you recall,I said that if you wanted a dog, it would be a good idea to research breed personalities first.	1.1765	0.03598	136	114	20	2
2655	Don't look now, but he's projecting again.	1.1765	0.03443	136	113	22	1
2656	Something tells me we're going have trouble with him.	1.1765	0.03269	170	143	24	3
2657	That's the same face I gave my boss after my last performance review.	1.1765	0.03746	136	115	18	3
2658	Tell me again which park did you rescue spot from.	1.1765	0.03598	136	114	20	2
2659	That's one helluva dog!	1.1765	0.03509	119	98	21	0
2660	That’s just his hidden, protective side.	1.1765	0.03509	119	98	21	0
2661	Don’t look now, but Roscoe is channeling his evil dragon again.	1.1765	0.03606	153	130	19	4
2662	On the plus side, you can't see it in the dark.	1.1765	0.03509	119	98	21	0
2663	The Johnsons up the street want to put him in their Halloween display.	1.1765	0.03894	119	100	17	2
2664	His therapist is encouraging him to express his real feelings.	1.1765	0.03359	153	128	23	2
2665	Honey, do you think Spot’s shadow is showing us how he really feels?	1.1765	0.03707	119	99	19	1
2666	Can we eat them, Eddie? We are Dognom.	1.1765	0.03443	136	113	22	1
2667	It may be just a reflection of how he feels about being a foster dog.	1.1765	0.03443	136	113	22	1
2668	Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men	1.1761	0.03402	159	134	22	3
2669	Seriously, your dog doesn’t like me. Not one bit.	1.1761	0.03360	142	118	23	1
2670	On several occasions I’ve noted his bite to be worse than his bark.	1.1761	0.03360	142	118	23	1
2671	Only when the doggy mating season is on	1.1761	0.03360	142	118	23	1
2672	Since he's been watching the news, he's calmer?	1.1761	0.03505	142	119	21	2
2673	He loves to project an aggrandized image of himself as a scary wolf.	1.1760	0.03420	125	103	22	0
2674	I know he has a shadow side, but is there any other option?	1.1760	0.04260	125	108	12	5
2675	He does that on purpose…thank god we’re well stocked up on jerky treats to keep him happy!!	1.1760	0.03604	125	104	20	1
2676	Have you ever wondered if Fang has an inner life?	1.1760	0.03420	125	103	22	0
2677	I don't like the way the light is shining straight through his eyes	1.1760	0.04106	125	107	14	4
2678	He has cat self-esteem	1.1760	0.03604	125	104	20	1
2679	He’s a Republican…	1.1760	0.03945	125	106	16	3
2680	I guess we can take the dog out the back door	1.1759	0.03681	108	89	19	0
2681	Something tells me he doesn’t want to be named Spot”	1.1759	0.03909	108	90	17	1
2682	Maybe we should stop feeding him that wolf food.	1.1757	0.03551	148	125	20	3
2683	I dunno- maybe you’re right; maybe Cujo IS a good name for him.	1.1757	0.03419	148	124	22	2
2684	See,We're together	1.1757	0.03551	148	125	20	3
2685	What you see is what you get.	1.1756	0.03672	131	110	19	2
2686	There is more to this puppy then first meets the eye...	1.1756	0.03829	131	111	17	3
2687	...his farts are ominous	1.1756	0.03672	131	110	19	2
2688	The "Elephant in the Room" has changed into a Dinosaur.	1.1756	0.03508	131	109	21	1
2689	He's just shadow barking.	1.1756	0.03829	131	111	17	3
2690	I didn't quite understand what they meant when we adopted him.	1.1756	0.03829	131	111	17	3
2691	His bark is much worse than his bite. Steven Weiss, Chicago, Illinois	1.1756	0.03672	131	110	19	2
2692	Psst his alter ego is showing	1.1756	0.03337	131	108	23	0
2693	Don’t worry, it hasn’t bit anybody yet.	1.1756	0.03672	131	110	19	2
2694	I didn’t realize a Napoleon complex was so physical.	1.1756	0.03979	131	112	15	4
2695	Good thing his self image can’t bite us.	1.1754	0.03988	114	96	16	2
2696	Okay, maybe you're right. Maybe "SatanChow" isn't the best choice for her dry food.	1.1754	0.03789	114	95	18	1
2697	How long are we looking after this dog of the Baskervilles?	1.1754	0.03988	114	96	16	2
2698	He seems to have a very unrealistic image of himself	1.1754	0.03988	114	96	16	2
2699	The f-o-s-t-e-r may not be as nice as we think.	1.1753	0.03339	154	129	23	2
2700	The pet therapist said to watch out for his id.	1.1752	0.03574	137	115	20	2
2701	He looks innocent enough but...	1.1752	0.03574	137	115	20	2
2702	How big will he grow?	1.1752	0.03862	137	117	16	4
2703	Maybe we should stop fake-throwing the ball so much	1.1752	0.03574	137	115	20	2
2704	Why did you name him Killer?	1.1752	0.03420	137	114	22	1
2705	Don’t turn around, but I think spot found his alter ego.	1.1750	0.03483	120	99	21	0
2706	I think we may need to call the E - X - O - R - C - I - S - T.	1.1750	0.03483	120	99	21	0
2707	Hi Mabel.	1.1750	0.03679	120	100	19	1
2708	The dog whisperer says it might be just repressed anger issues, but I'm going with possessed by Satan.	1.1750	0.03679	120	100	19	1
2709	You told me this only happened when he's under a full moon.	1.1750	0.03483	120	99	21	0
2710	I’m more worried about the needle shaped building in the skyline, over my shoulder…	1.1750	0.04374	120	104	11	5
2711	Fluffy knows we're vampires....	1.1749	0.03214	183	155	24	4
2712	I sense he’s not happy with the vegan diet.	1.1748	0.03755	143	122	17	4
2713	Her psychiatrist says she’s projecting her fears.	1.1748	0.03755	143	122	17	4
2714	The art of self control	1.1748	0.03621	143	121	19	3
2715	This is getting serious--His shadow has eaten ours!	1.1748	0.03483	143	120	21	2
2716	Is Cerberus a guard dog?	1.1748	0.03755	143	122	17	4
2717	He's too protective of you!	1.1748	0.03338	143	119	23	1
2718	Isn't our dog foreshadowing something or is it just me?	1.1746	0.03578	126	105	20	1
2719	I will do anything I can to stop this argument.	1.1746	0.03395	126	104	22	0
2720	Why did you name your dog Walter Mitty?	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2721	Hungry? Only the shadow knows.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2722	At least he hasn't swallowed a modem	1.1746	0.03578	126	105	20	1
2723	I tell you, Bruno has no dark side.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
2724	Good finger puppy…GOOD finger puppy.	1.1746	0.03395	126	104	22	0
2725	All they had were LED bulbs.	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2726	He may be cute but I have this eerie feeling about him.	1.1746	0.03578	126	105	20	1
2727	Exactly why do you want to call him Mister "Hide?"	1.1746	0.03751	126	106	18	2
2728	So, do you want to call the Priest or should I ...?	1.1745	0.03655	149	127	18	4
2729	I don’t like when they talk on my back!	1.1745	0.03529	149	126	20	3
2730	Clearly, the dog is in charge.	1.1745	0.03120	149	123	26	0
2731	So this is what that stupid pet analyst came up with?	1.1745	0.03398	149	125	22	2
2732	What if it becomes more intelligent than humans?	1.1745	0.03262	149	124	24	1
2733	You said he wouldn’t eat much!	1.1745	0.03398	149	125	22	2
2734	I guess his bark isn’t really bigger…	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
2735	No he’s a MINIATURE hellhound…they are much cuter, very friendly, hypoallergenic and also non-mythical.	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
2736	He's supposed to help with my anxiety, but I think I just made his worse.	1.1742	0.03802	132	112	17	3
2737	Fido's projection for inflation.	1.1742	0.03802	132	112	17	3
2738	In Life, when they tell you who they are, Believe Them..!	1.1742	0.03951	132	113	15	4
2739	Why would you ever say I’m like my mother?	1.1742	0.03484	132	110	21	1
2740	His dog walker used to be a psychoanalyst.	1.1742	0.03484	132	110	21	1
2741	Why do you want to name him Shadow?	1.1742	0.03646	132	111	19	2
2742	And we will still get to see Suzie every full moon.	1.1742	0.03314	132	109	23	0
2743	Umm...I think there's more to Spot than meets the eye.	1.1742	0.03646	132	111	19	2
2744	I’m just not comfortable walking him alone, not sure why.	1.1742	0.03646	132	111	19	2
2745	You can't judge a dog by its shadow.	1.1739	0.03696	138	117	18	3
2746	Don't worry. He's all dark and no light.	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
2747	Don’t you think you’re taking this Jung thing just a little too far?	1.1739	0.03238	138	114	24	0
2748	I’m having a shadow of a doubt about this dog.	1.1739	0.03550	115	95	20	0
2749	''Thank goodness you don't get angry like your mother.''	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
2750	If his head starts spinning, we're really in trouble!	1.1739	0.03696	138	117	18	3
2751	Don’t let him sleep under the bed, just a hunch	1.1739	0.03759	115	96	18	1
2752	Did he sign a contract promising not to bite?	1.1739	0.03696	138	117	18	3
2753	Now I know why the neighbors have been standoffish.	1.1739	0.03696	138	117	18	3
2754	‘ ‘He either has a vivid imagination or he’s mad because we told him to sit “	1.1739	0.03759	115	96	18	1
2755	Doggone it	1.1739	0.03550	138	116	20	2
2756	Oh, he knows you’ve been breaking his treats in half and calling it two.	1.1739	0.03759	115	96	18	1
2757	See? I told you the neutering would calm him right down.	1.1736	0.03167	144	119	25	0
2758	Still better than a pug	1.1736	0.03598	144	122	19	3
2759	We've been so charmed by the anima, that we've forgotten the animus!	1.1736	0.03317	144	120	23	1
2760	Well, he is a rescue from Hell.	1.1736	0.03983	144	125	13	6
2761	He pooped all over the floor and the wall and it looks like an angry dog	1.1736	0.03317	144	120	23	1
2762	Behind your back he’s a real beast.	1.1736	0.04011	121	103	15	3
2763	Actually, his bark ISN'T worse than his bite.	1.1736	0.04011	121	103	15	3
2764	And you're firm with the dog as a non-negotiable?	1.1736	0.04011	121	103	15

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