Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Leave the circus,” you said. “You’ll never use those skills,” you said |
1.6922 |
0.01755 |
1995 |
1014 |
581 |
400 |
1 |
Turns out I can let you go. |
1.6559 |
0.01605 |
2238 |
1162 |
684 |
392 |
2 |
My therapist says I need to let go. |
1.6494 |
0.01609 |
2296 |
1226 |
649 |
421 |
3 |
No, not your hands. The car keys! |
1.6461 |
0.01488 |
2792 |
1531 |
718 |
543 |
4 |
If you were actually the height you listed on your profile this wouldn't be an issue |
1.6458 |
0.01374 |
3210 |
1742 |
863 |
605 |
5 |
Bob, I feel like I am doing all the work in this relationship. |
1.6425 |
0.01451 |
2699 |
1422 |
820 |
457 |
6 |
Okay, I'll wait....go ahead, mansplain to me just how I should save you. |
1.6424 |
0.02262 |
1183 |
645 |
316 |
222 |
7 |
Quick tell me your pin number in case this doesn't work |
1.6352 |
0.01779 |
1867 |
1016 |
516 |
335 |
8 |
So, who’s ‘too needy’ now? |
1.6277 |
0.01719 |
1872 |
996 |
577 |
299 |
9 |
I don't usually pick up men this way. |
1.6254 |
0.01676 |
2013 |
1087 |
593 |
333 |
10 |
I'm sorry, what was that? Did you say you were wrong? |
1.6193 |
0.01697 |
2028 |
1125 |
550 |
353 |
11 |
Now are you glad I packed the trapeze? |
1.6181 |
0.02180 |
1152 |
619 |
354 |
179 |
12 |
Still think I'm too clingy? |
1.6172 |
0.01932 |
1515 |
829 |
437 |
249 |
13 |
Good God, NO! They drew my arms too short! |
1.6094 |
0.01563 |
2514 |
1454 |
588 |
472 |
14 |
Am I catching you at a bad time? |
1.6058 |
0.00983 |
6197 |
3559 |
1522 |
1116 |
15 |
Say it. Say it with meaning! "I will always stop and ask for directions!" |
1.6007 |
0.01980 |
1485 |
847 |
384 |
254 |
16 |
This’ll be a great story to tell our kids regardless of the outcome. |
1.5998 |
0.02164 |
1182 |
658 |
339 |
185 |
17 |
Suddenly you’re OK with holding my hand in public. |
1.5983 |
0.01964 |
1394 |
767 |
420 |
207 |
18 |
Aren’t you glad you didn’t marry the fire breather? |
1.5956 |
0.02129 |
1187 |
656 |
355 |
176 |
19 |
The only time you reach out to me is when it's convenient for you. |
1.5944 |
0.01527 |
2288 |
1262 |
692 |
334 |
20 |
I promised my therapist I would stop trying to save men! |
1.5930 |
0.01727 |
1801 |
999 |
536 |
266 |
21 |
And you promise to put the toilet seat down. |
1.5917 |
0.01731 |
1822 |
1021 |
524 |
277 |
22 |
Oh, so NOW you want to hold hands. |
1.5875 |
0.01937 |
1423 |
794 |
422 |
207 |
23 |
I'll swing by later and pick you up! |
1.5829 |
0.02186 |
1067 |
587 |
338 |
142 |
24 |
It's getting harder and harder to reach you lately. |
1.5826 |
0.01753 |
1756 |
993 |
503 |
260 |
25 |
Sorry dear. You saw the sign. ‘Catch and Release.’ |
1.5780 |
0.01433 |
2725 |
1580 |
715 |
430 |
26 |
It was at this exact moment when Brenda asked herself, “are you really happy with Frank?” |
1.5750 |
0.01444 |
2713 |
1589 |
688 |
436 |
27 |
Promise not to vote for Trump again? |
1.5743 |
0.01447 |
2936 |
1793 |
600 |
543 |
28 |
Pretend I'm the remote! |
1.5741 |
0.01419 |
2745 |
1592 |
730 |
423 |
29 |
I believe it’s more grammatical to say ‘who is saving whom? |
1.5706 |
0.02100 |
1141 |
637 |
357 |
147 |
30 |
I didn't let go. You let go. |
1.5658 |
0.01636 |
1914 |
1086 |
573 |
255 |
31 |
A raise might greatly improve my grip..... |
1.5654 |
0.02130 |
1139 |
649 |
336 |
154 |
32 |
I'll pick you up the next time I swing by. |
1.5643 |
0.02033 |
1237 |
703 |
370 |
164 |
33 |
Just so you know - it's not like me to pick up guys on the fly. |
1.5640 |
0.01336 |
3009 |
1750 |
821 |
438 |
34 |
Ooops...I missed you again. What were you saying about a prenup? |
1.5630 |
0.01716 |
1840 |
1076 |
492 |
272 |
35 |
I told you that someday you'd be glad I'm a swinger. |
1.5621 |
0.02251 |
1023 |
587 |
297 |
139 |
36 |
Yes I HAVE heard the one about the woman on the flying trapeze who caught her husband in the act. |
1.5490 |
0.01992 |
1315 |
773 |
362 |
180 |
37 |
Swear you'll never vote for Trump! |
1.5472 |
0.01856 |
1674 |
1033 |
366 |
275 |
38 |
Are you happy you married a swinger now? |
1.5468 |
0.01585 |
2063 |
1214 |
570 |
279 |
39 |
I’ll be back in a sec. |
1.5445 |
0.01335 |
2584 |
1451 |
859 |
274 |
40 |
Oh, now you want me? |
1.5422 |
0.01423 |
2525 |
1488 |
705 |
332 |
41 |
But first, tell me 5 things you love about me |
1.5346 |
0.01707 |
1747 |
1040 |
480 |
227 |
42 |
Stop playing so hard to get. |
1.5346 |
0.01789 |
1562 |
923 |
443 |
196 |
43 |
The next late-mid-life crisis, you're on your own. |
1.5340 |
0.02201 |
970 |
559 |
304 |
107 |
44 |
'Don't you worry. No way I'm losing a THIRD husband like this.' |
1.5337 |
0.03566 |
416 |
252 |
106 |
58 |
45 |
You’ll be fine. You’re standing on my second husband. |
1.5326 |
0.01485 |
2420 |
1475 |
601 |
344 |
46 |
If I had a ring on my finger, then maybe you could grip better. |
1.5314 |
0.01318 |
3197 |
1988 |
719 |
490 |
47 |
Do you agree that your mother is NEVER coming over again? |
1.5303 |
0.02034 |
1205 |
716 |
339 |
150 |
48 |
Oh, so now you want to close the gender gap |
1.5294 |
0.01999 |
1241 |
737 |
351 |
153 |
49 |
Remind me again where you were last night. |
1.5279 |
0.01985 |
1237 |
731 |
359 |
147 |
50 |
Oh, you're right. I can see your bald spot. |
1.5253 |
0.03390 |
455 |
278 |
115 |
62 |
51 |
All the guys I attract are so needy. |
1.5060 |
0.01588 |
2164 |
1389 |
455 |
320 |
52 |
Maybe a ring would improve my grip. |
1.5000 |
0.01748 |
1518 |
921 |
435 |
162 |
53 |
I never thought catching a man would be so tough. |
1.4925 |
0.01759 |
1726 |
1121 |
360 |
245 |
54 |
You wanted to try swinging, I misunderstood |
1.4915 |
0.01862 |
1353 |
836 |
369 |
148 |
55 |
Wait. Are we too co-dependent? |
1.4777 |
0.01850 |
1413 |
903 |
345 |
165 |
56 |
Before I rescue you, can you tell me if you’ve ever voted for Donald Trump? |
1.4773 |
0.02015 |
1431 |
985 |
209 |
237 |
57 |
I 'm swinging by to let you know I just saved fifteen percent
on Geico Insurance. |
1.4637 |
0.02306 |
908 |
593 |
209 |
106 |
58 |
There you are. I've been trying to reach you.” |
1.4610 |
0.02156 |
1089 |
727 |
222 |
140 |
59 |
There you are! We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. |
1.4555 |
0.02270 |
999 |
677 |
189 |
133 |
60 |
Do you have to turn everything into a circus? |
1.4535 |
0.02175 |
999 |
658 |
229 |
112 |
61 |
Apparently I'm your emergency contact. |
1.4500 |
0.02102 |
920 |
579 |
268 |
73 |
62 |
I’m Stacy from HR, sorry we have to let you go. |
1.4474 |
0.02294 |
979 |
672 |
176 |
131 |
63 |
I need to hear you say ‘never mind about the prenup’.” |
1.4466 |
0.02195 |
974 |
647 |
219 |
108 |
64 |
Not so 'useless' now, is it? |
1.4466 |
0.02241 |
927 |
614 |
212 |
101 |
65 |
Please hold your applause.” |
1.4432 |
0.02404 |
898 |
622 |
154 |
122 |
66 |
You used to like it when I played hard-to-get. |
1.4410 |
0.02302 |
814 |
530 |
209 |
75 |
67 |
Do you promise to start helping around the house? |
1.4388 |
0.02401 |
841 |
572 |
169 |
100 |
68 |
'No way! I've just had my nails done' |
1.4385 |
0.02552 |
675 |
444 |
166 |
65 |
69 |
I think you better tell me your passwords! |
1.4371 |
0.02312 |
867 |
582 |
191 |
94 |
70 |
Is Frank still hanging on to your ankles? |
1.4369 |
0.02645 |
666 |
448 |
145 |
73 |
71 |
You call it a divorce. I call it a grand finale. |
1.4359 |
0.02480 |
780 |
531 |
158 |
91 |
72 |
Who’s the Tarzan now Bob? |
1.4355 |
0.02307 |
884 |
598 |
187 |
99 |
73 |
Quick! Pass me the car keys, |
1.4354 |
0.02470 |
790 |
539 |
158 |
93 |
74 |
The things I do to avoid being single. |
1.4353 |
0.02348 |
843 |
568 |
183 |
92 |
75 |
Before I do this, who's Brittany? |
1.4346 |
0.02473 |
780 |
531 |
159 |
90 |
76 |
Hi, I'm Cheryl with Trapeze Artists Assistance. Do you have your membership card handy? |
1.4317 |
0.02421 |
776 |
522 |
173 |
81 |
77 |
I'm sorry, could you mansplain how to save you again? I'm afraid I didn't catch it the first time. |
1.4293 |
0.02460 |
785 |
538 |
157 |
90 |
78 |
And that kids, is how I met your mother |
1.4293 |
0.02413 |
785 |
531 |
171 |
83 |
79 |
You promise that you will never leave the toilet seat up again? |
1.4246 |
0.02496 |
716 |
484 |
160 |
72 |
80 |
Seriously? My eyes are up here! |
1.4241 |
0.02685 |
665 |
461 |
126 |
78 |
81 |
With a sinking realization, Kevin finally understood why she was known as short-handed Sally. |
1.4237 |
0.02462 |
760 |
520 |
158 |
82 |
82 |
Careful...my nails are wet. |
1.4222 |
0.02428 |
765 |
521 |
165 |
79 |
83 |
You were right—a net probably makes more sense. |
1.4219 |
0.02369 |
704 |
460 |
191 |
53 |
84 |
Is Bob still holding your ankles? |
1.4210 |
0.02604 |
715 |
500 |
129 |
86 |
85 |
So you don't mind my mother moving in with us? |
1.4192 |
0.02625 |
699 |
489 |
127 |
83 |
86 |
This is the absolute last time! |
1.4179 |
0.02495 |
670 |
448 |
164 |
58 |
87 |
I’m not reaching for your hand, I’m waving goodbye. |
1.4163 |
0.02720 |
627 |
435 |
123 |
69 |
88 |
Was the last election stolen or not? |
1.4161 |
0.02729 |
644 |
452 |
116 |
76 |
89 |
I'm still a swinger, but you're just an old stick in the mud! |
1.4148 |
0.02756 |
610 |
424 |
119 |
67 |
90 |
Oops, must be that new moisturizer…but don’t my hands look fabulous? |
1.4144 |
0.02609 |
654 |
449 |
139 |
66 |
91 |
« Remember when I told you I had forgiven you for your affair? I lied. » |
1.4134 |
0.02748 |
612 |
426 |
119 |
67 |
92 |
The perils of choosing Cirque du Soleil over couples therapy! |
1.4108 |
0.02701 |
611 |
422 |
127 |
62 |
93 |
Just when I thought you couldn’t sink any lower. |
1.4107 |
0.02811 |
599 |
422 |
108 |
69 |
94 |
Sorry! I thought you were someone else. |
1.4098 |
0.02633 |
654 |
455 |
130 |
69 |
95 |
Now do you believe swinging can save our relationship? |
1.4095 |
0.02622 |
630 |
432 |
138 |
60 |
96 |
Wait a minute, why aren't you wearing your ring? |
1.4092 |
0.02666 |
628 |
435 |
129 |
64 |
97 |
Your reach needs to exceed my grasp. |
1.4085 |
0.02636 |
612 |
418 |
138 |
56 |
98 |
Are you still standing on his shoulders? |
1.4042 |
0.02842 |
569 |
401 |
106 |
62 |
99 |
Think quick - uh, I mean fast. |
1.4040 |
0.02791 |
552 |
381 |
119 |
52 |
100 |
'C'mon, you can say it this one time, tell me I was right!' |
1.4038 |
0.02780 |
577 |
403 |
115 |
59 |
101 |
Next time Tripadvisor says 'Pack a light trapeze,' I don't want any argument. |
1.4030 |
0.02879 |
541 |
379 |
106 |
56 |
102 |
Sorry but I have to let you go |
1.4023 |
0.02631 |
599 |
410 |
137 |
52 |
103 |
I can't help you if you keep doing 'jazz hands'! |
1.4022 |
0.02844 |
547 |
382 |
110 |
55 |
104 |
Sorry, my therapist says I need to stop saving people. |
1.4018 |
0.02829 |
560 |
393 |
109 |
58 |
105 |
My eyes are up here! Concentrate! |
1.4004 |
0.02853 |
522 |
361 |
113 |
48 |
106 |
I never thought you’d reach out. |
1.3993 |
0.02657 |
566 |
385 |
136 |
45 |
107 |
Everyone thinks I’m here to rescue you but I just wanted to say goodbye. |
1.3988 |
0.02902 |
519 |
363 |
105 |
51 |
108 |
You're the one who wanted to give swinging a go, Greg! |
1.3981 |
0.02610 |
638 |
446 |
130 |
62 |
109 |
At least you stuck the landing!" |
1.3976 |
0.02745 |
586 |
412 |
115 |
59 |
110 |
Oh, wait. You're not John! |
1.3974 |
0.02891 |
531 |
374 |
103 |
54 |
111 |
What do you mean 'attachment' issues? |
1.3948 |
0.02643 |
580 |
399 |
133 |
48 |
112 |
Get a grip!" |
1.3948 |
0.02804 |
537 |
374 |
114 |
49 |
113 |
Do you think the video will get more views if I don’t save you? |
1.3945 |
0.02882 |
545 |
388 |
99 |
58 |
114 |
Harold,my mother says our relationship has become a circus and that you will just drag me down. |
1.3945 |
0.02936 |
507 |
357 |
100 |
50 |
115 |
i guess they didn't drain the swamp .... |
1.3943 |
0.02836 |
563 |
401 |
102 |
60 |
116 |
If this doesn’t work, what’s the combination for your safe? |
1.3938 |
0.02864 |
518 |
362 |
108 |
48 |
117 |
You're so much nicer when you need a favor. |
1.3930 |
0.02912 |
486 |
337 |
107 |
42 |
118 |
I never touch a vacuum cleaner again, or you're going down. |
1.3922 |
0.02831 |
561 |
400 |
102 |
59 |
119 |
Maybe try standing up? |
1.3907 |
0.02826 |
517 |
360 |
112 |
45 |
120 |
And, a remodeled bathroom? |
1.3882 |
0.02958 |
510 |
365 |
92 |
53 |
121 |
These trust exercises are fun. |
1.3878 |
0.02856 |
477 |
328 |
113 |
36 |
122 |
I guess I picked a bad day to moisturise. |
1.3874 |
0.02893 |
493 |
345 |
105 |
43 |
123 |
And you said my time at the circus was a waste of time |
1.3862 |
0.02648 |
536 |
366 |
133 |
37 |
124 |
I suppose you want me to pick up the kids and make dinner too. |
1.3852 |
0.02872 |
501 |
352 |
105 |
44 |
125 |
Are my trapeze lessons still a silly waste of time, Gerald? What?! I can’t hear you! |
1.3845 |
0.02949 |
476 |
335 |
99 |
42 |
126 |
My psychiatrist said to release my biggest problem first.
That's you, Bob. |
1.3841 |
0.03150 |
453 |
327 |
78 |
48 |
127 |
Any second thoughts, Mr. No-Net? |
1.3835 |
0.02951 |
472 |
332 |
99 |
41 |
128 |
If our pay was equal, I could have afforded a longer trapeze. |
1.3835 |
0.02981 |
472 |
334 |
95 |
43 |
129 |
So, do you still think Wallenda is such a funny name? |
1.3816 |
0.02816 |
511 |
359 |
109 |
43 |
130 |
Before I pull you out, do you understand that I am an out-of-network provider? |
1.3815 |
0.03119 |
443 |
317 |
83 |
43 |
131 |
This is definitely the last time we go with the Tarzan-Jane roleplay. |
1.3813 |
0.02726 |
493 |
337 |
124 |
32 |
132 |
Keep looking. I know I dropped it in there. |
1.3807 |
0.04564 |
197 |
139 |
41 |
17 |
133 |
What were you saying about us going our separate ways? |
1.3800 |
0.02801 |
500 |
349 |
112 |
39 |
134 |
Well, it has been a pleasure working with you. |
1.3783 |
0.02889 |
460 |
320 |
106 |
34 |
135 |
I bet NOW you're not angry that I ran away with the circus for a few years. |
1.3776 |
0.02891 |
474 |
333 |
103 |
38 |
136 |
After this, I still gotta finish up at the office, pick up the kids and start dinner. |
1.3771 |
0.03036 |
472 |
341 |
84 |
47 |
137 |
And that, kids, is how I lost your father. |
1.3770 |
0.03132 |
443 |
320 |
79 |
44 |
138 |
First, do you agree to take a short survey rating your rescue experience? |
1.3770 |
0.03066 |
443 |
316 |
87 |
40 |
139 |
Now would be a good time to tell me the combination to our safe. |
1.3769 |
0.02961 |
451 |
317 |
98 |
36 |
140 |
Not so judgmental now, about my skipping college, are you? |
1.3744 |
0.03113 |
430 |
308 |
83 |
39 |
141 |
I’m the aerial rescue covered by your travel insurance.” |
1.3742 |
0.02984 |
473 |
340 |
89 |
44 |
142 |
When's our anniversary? |
1.3738 |
0.03246 |
412 |
299 |
72 |
41 |
143 |
I’ll catch you on the flip side. |
1.3735 |
0.03300 |
415 |
305 |
65 |
45 |
144 |
Try farting. |
1.3729 |
0.03316 |
421 |
312 |
61 |
48 |
145 |
It's your own fault--my dating profile said 'swinger' -- yours said you could swim. |
1.3723 |
0.03151 |
419 |
301 |
80 |
38 |
146 |
You're the one who wanted to raise the bar. |
1.3717 |
0.03050 |
417 |
294 |
91 |
32 |
147 |
Mansplain again how the trapeze works. |
1.3712 |
0.03274 |
431 |
320 |
62 |
49 |
148 |
Do you want to take my hand now? Or are you still keeping your options open? |
1.3688 |
0.03046 |
442 |
318 |
85 |
39 |
149 |
We both have Paper. Try again! |
1.3687 |
0.03318 |
396 |
290 |
66 |
40 |
150 |
‘Maybe I shouldn’t have moisturized.’ |
1.3687 |
0.03052 |
434 |
311 |
86 |
37 |
151 |
You know Greg would've gotten out of this by himself |
1.3675 |
0.03055 |
400 |
281 |
91 |
28 |
152 |
This is just another one of your stunts, isn’t it? |
1.3672 |
0.02771 |
482 |
338 |
111 |
33 |
153 |
While I have you here… |
1.3671 |
0.02950 |
444 |
315 |
95 |
34 |
154 |
Stop 'mansplaining' quicksand to me!! |
1.3668 |
0.03098 |
428 |
309 |
81 |
38 |
155 |
"Don't make this situation worse by sinking with the car keys!" |
1.3665 |
0.03202 |
412 |
300 |
73 |
39 |
156 |
There better be a damn good Team Building t-shirt this year |
1.3656 |
0.03196 |
413 |
301 |
73 |
39 |
157 |
And you said I’d never learn anything practical in circus school.” |
1.3652 |
0.03346 |
397 |
294 |
61 |
42 |
158 |
Still want a prenup? |
1.3650 |
0.03217 |
389 |
280 |
76 |
33 |
159 |
This time grab my hands. |
1.3645 |
0.03136 |
417 |
302 |
78 |
37 |
160 |
You always make everything so difficult. |
1.3645 |
0.02969 |
428 |
303 |
94 |
31 |
161 |
Quick! Hand me you wallet! |
1.3634 |
0.03150 |
421 |
307 |
75 |
39 |
162 |
This is the problem with you ALWAYS moisturizing your hands! |
1.3625 |
0.03129 |
411 |
297 |
79 |
35 |
163 |
It was quicker sand the last time. |
1.3618 |
0.03076 |
387 |
273 |
88 |
26 |
164 |
Hurry, the dancing bear can only fly the helicopter for so long. |
1.3615 |
0.03378 |
379 |
280 |
61 |
38 |
165 |
Now, do you still want to “see other people”? |
1.3612 |
0.02983 |
443 |
319 |
88 |
36 |
166 |
...and you'll clean the bathrooms on alternate weeks" |
1.3608 |
0.03239 |
388 |
282 |
72 |
34 |
167 |
So NOW you want to get back together. |
1.3601 |
0.03273 |
361 |
259 |
74 |
28 |
168 |
I said I was dropping you, and I meant it |
1.3601 |
0.03352 |
386 |
286 |
61 |
39 |
169 |
Do you agree to our terms and conditions? |
1.3600 |
0.03164 |
375 |
267 |
81 |
27 |
170 |
Well, it's not my fault that you just put lotion on your hands... |
1.3597 |
0.03149 |
417 |
305 |
74 |
38 |
171 |
This is your lucky day! I don't usually swing on the first date. |
1.3592 |
0.03158 |
412 |
301 |
74 |
37 |
172 |
Who's too needy now? |
1.3587 |
0.03127 |
407 |
295 |
78 |
34 |
173 |
"Oh. no. Why did I use that new hand lotion. |
1.3582 |
0.03135 |
416 |
304 |
75 |
37 |
174 |
My mother said you’d drag me down with you. |
1.3576 |
0.02899 |
453 |
325 |
94 |
34 |
175 |
Face it Jeff, I'm a swinger and you're a stick in the mud. |
1.3570 |
0.03441 |
381 |
287 |
52 |
42 |
176 |
Have you sanitized your hands? |
1.3559 |
0.03264 |
354 |
254 |
74 |
26 |
177 |
Do you still think having a safety net is a 'girl thing'? |
1.3556 |
0.03026 |
374 |
262 |
91 |
21 |
178 |
Do you promise to paint the spare room? |
1.3550 |
0.03082 |
400 |
288 |
82 |
30 |
179 |
My eyes are up here, buddy! |
1.3538 |
0.03417 |
359 |
266 |
59 |
34 |
180 |
Oh, no! I just moisturized! |
1.3536 |
0.03065 |
379 |
269 |
86 |
24 |
181 |
you called for Lift? |
1.3529 |
0.03295 |
374 |
275 |
66 |
33 |
182 |
I met someone. His name is Tarzan. |
1.3528 |
0.02938 |
428 |
307 |
91 |
30 |
183 |
And you laughed when I said, "I pack it for emergencies." |
1.3514 |
0.03309 |
350 |
254 |
69 |
27 |
184 |
Really? You’re mansplaining now? |
1.3508 |
0.03284 |
382 |
283 |
64 |
35 |
185 |
You're damned lucky I just happened to be swinging by. |
1.3507 |
0.03212 |
365 |
264 |
74 |
27 |
186 |
Wait till you see what I have planned for our second date. |
1.3501 |
0.03310 |
357 |
261 |
67 |
29 |
187 |
I love this new adventure dating site! |
1.3497 |
0.03206 |
346 |
247 |
77 |
22 |
188 |
Do you solemnly swear you’ll put down the toilet seat? |
1.3495 |
0.03090 |
412 |
302 |
76 |
34 |
189 |
I’m pretty sure I’ll be right back. |
1.3494 |
0.03269 |
352 |
255 |
71 |
26 |
190 |
Just before I save you, can we talk about my mother coming to live with us? |
1.3479 |
0.03324 |
365 |
270 |
63 |
32 |
191 |
Why is it so hard to hang on to a man? |
1.3477 |
0.03168 |
394 |
290 |
71 |
33 |
192 |
I said "let's go" not "let go" ! |
1.3476 |
0.03643 |
328 |
248 |
46 |
34 |
193 |
Aren't you glad you broke up with that lion tamer? |
1.3473 |
0.03160 |
357 |
256 |
78 |
23 |
194 |
And you laughed at my week in Cirque du Soleil's summer camp. |
1.3471 |
0.03398 |
340 |
250 |
62 |
28 |
195 |
You're the third 'daring young man' I've had to rescue this week. |
1.3470 |
0.03316 |
366 |
271 |
63 |
32 |
196 |
Timing is everything dear, I'll be back in a second. |
1.3464 |
0.03321 |
332 |
240 |
69 |
23 |
197 |
Let's hook up the next time I swing by. |
1.3457 |
0.03252 |
350 |
254 |
71 |
25 |
198 |
See Derek, I DID need my Travel Trapeze. |
1.3444 |
0.03460 |
331 |
245 |
58 |
28 |
199 |
…and three and four and JAZZ HANDS!! |
1.3444 |
0.03297 |
331 |
239 |
70 |
22 |
200 |
You sure your tights are still on? |
1.3440 |
0.03321 |
343 |
251 |
66 |
26 |
201 |
You're the one who wanted to try swinging in the first place. |
1.3437 |
0.03291 |
355 |
261 |
66 |
28 |
202 |
Funny, I've been thinking a lot about how I only make half of what you make. Do you think that's fair? |
1.3426 |
0.03357 |
359 |
268 |
59 |
32 |
203 |
Wait, you've washed your hands - right? |
1.3422 |
0.03175 |
377 |
277 |
71 |
29 |
204 |
This is the last time I’m going to bend over backwards to save you Steve! |
1.3421 |
0.03326 |
342 |
251 |
65 |
26 |
205 |
No,no, the car keys |
1.3415 |
0.03478 |
328 |
244 |
56 |
28 |
206 |
Did you find your phone? |
1.3412 |
0.03684 |
296 |
221 |
49 |
26 |
207 |
. Catch and Release |
1.3411 |
0.03688 |
299 |
224 |
48 |
27 |
208 |
NOW have you decided to apologize? |
1.3410 |
0.03271 |
346 |
253 |
68 |
25 |
209 |
Did you use hand sanitizer? |
1.3409 |
0.03491 |
308 |
226 |
59 |
23 |
210 |
I promise i won't let go this time |
1.3408 |
0.03213 |
355 |
259 |
71 |
25 |
211 |
You ALWAYS say it's not the right time to talk about having kids. |
1.3408 |
0.03267 |
358 |
264 |
66 |
28 |
212 |
You've always been an old stick-in-the-mud, Harry. |
1.3405 |
0.03465 |
326 |
242 |
57 |
27 |
213 |
Well $130,000 wasn't enough thats why! |
1.3398 |
0.03511 |
309 |
228 |
57 |
24 |
214 |
Relax, it's just like the one in my bedroom. |
1.3395 |
0.03479 |
324 |
241 |
56 |
27 |
215 |
Sorry, I just did my nails. |
1.3388 |
0.03233 |
363 |
268 |
67 |
28 |
216 |
Are you ready to commit? |
1.3385 |
0.03214 |
325 |
233 |
74 |
18 |
217 |
Wait...are you vaccinated? |
1.3376 |
0.03439 |
314 |
231 |
60 |
23 |
218 |
Look who wants commitment now! |
1.3371 |
0.03177 |
356 |
260 |
72 |
24 |
219 |
Oh, stop it, Chuck -- you knew the rule was strictly "catch and release." |
1.3364 |
0.03482 |
330 |
248 |
53 |
29 |
220 |
How do you feel about my mother coming to live with us? |
1.3362 |
0.03238 |
354 |
261 |
67 |
26 |
221 |
If you could leave me 5 stars, I’d really appreciate it! |
1.3356 |
0.03590 |
295 |
219 |
53 |
23 |
222 |
Remember when I thought you were a great catch? |
1.3356 |
0.03500 |
298 |
219 |
58 |
21 |
223 |
Please tell me you're not wearing crocs!" |
1.3355 |
0.03606 |
304 |
228 |
50 |
26 |
224 |
Who do I call to get a refund on your burial plot? |
1.3355 |
0.03783 |
313 |
243 |
35 |
35 |
225 |
It's over, Ted. This is the last time I'll be swinging by. |
1.3353 |
0.03393 |
331 |
246 |
59 |
26 |
226 |
Can't you just admit couples therapy would be easier |
1.3345 |
0.03418 |
287 |
207 |
64 |
16 |
227 |
Let me point out this is not MY recurring dream, Phil... |
1.3344 |
0.03596 |
305 |
229 |
50 |
26 |
228 |
Not quick enough, if you ask me. |
1.3343 |
0.03255 |
335 |
245 |
68 |
22 |
229 |
Just let that sink in |
1.3333 |
0.03348 |
348 |
261 |
58 |
29 |
230 |
Stay put! I’ll swing back around later to pick you up. |
1.3323 |
0.03313 |
334 |
247 |
63 |
24 |
231 |
Are you sure you’re still standing on his shoulders? |
1.3323 |
0.03469 |
331 |
250 |
52 |
29 |
232 |
I'm pregnant. |
1.3323 |
0.03591 |
319 |
243 |
46 |
30 |
233 |
So now you trust me. |
1.3322 |
0.03468 |
289 |
211 |
60 |
18 |
234 |
Did I tell you my mother's coming to live with us? |
1.3322 |
0.03528 |
286 |
210 |
57 |
19 |
235 |
I'll be back. |
1.3311 |
0.03728 |
293 |
223 |
43 |
27 |
236 |
So, Is it still a stupid hobby now? |
1.3310 |
0.03814 |
284 |
217 |
40 |
27 |
237 |
You still going to make fun of our couples trapeze class. |
1.3302 |
0.03296 |
324 |
238 |
65 |
21 |
238 |
I always thought you were a real stick in the mud." |
1.3302 |
0.03257 |
321 |
234 |
68 |
19 |
239 |
Now who thinks a woman’s place is in the home |
1.3300 |
0.03570 |
300 |
225 |
51 |
24 |
240 |
All this back-and-forth is getting us nowhere. |
1.3290 |
0.03324 |
307 |
224 |
65 |
18 |
241 |
And you said not to bring the trapeze. |
1.3287 |
0.03692 |
286 |
216 |
46 |
24 |
242 |
Now you ask for my hand in marriage? |
1.3286 |
0.03302 |
350 |
263 |
59 |
28 |
243 |
I told you I was going to drop you! Because you never listen. |
1.3281 |
0.03488 |
317 |
239 |
52 |
26 |
244 |
Ok, you win. We’ll go back to ballroom dancing. |
1.3280 |
0.03394 |
314 |
233 |
59 |
22 |
245 |
Who’s needy now? |
1.3275 |
0.03537 |
284 |
210 |
55 |
19 |
246 |
Just so you know, I'm not actually a swinger. |
1.3269 |
0.03400 |
309 |
229 |
59 |
21 |
247 |
Sorry. I'll send in the clowns. |
1.3268 |
0.03986 |
257 |
197 |
36 |
24 |
248 |
Quick! Are you a Republican or a Democrat? |
1.3262 |
0.03759 |
282 |
215 |
42 |
25 |
249 |
Honey, you have to try to meet me halfway |
1.3262 |
0.03623 |
282 |
211 |
50 |
21 |
250 |
Tiptoes! Tiptoes! |
1.3258 |
0.03651 |
267 |
198 |
51 |
18 |
251 |
Fine, it’s a dream. Just grab on, anyway! |
1.3251 |
0.03205 |
323 |
236 |
69 |
18 |
252 |
Try standing on your toes |
1.3249 |
0.03295 |
354 |
268 |
57 |
29 |
253 |
I can't believe our luck! A trapeze in the middle of the jungle! |
1.3246 |
0.03363 |
305 |
225 |
61 |
19 |
254 |
Stop it with the Jazz Hands, I'm trying to save you |
1.3242 |
0.03490 |
293 |
218 |
55 |
20 |
255 |
Quick, hand me the credit card. |
1.3241 |
0.03582 |
290 |
218 |
50 |
22 |
256 |
Oh hang on, sweetie! First, very slowly, try handing me the car keys. |
1.3240 |
0.03733 |
250 |
185 |
49 |
16 |
257 |
Oops, dropped you again. |
1.3233 |
0.03366 |
300 |
221 |
61 |
18 |
258 |
Hey, you're the one who said 'Watch this.' |
1.3231 |
0.03474 |
325 |
248 |
49 |
28 |
259 |
Account number and password? |
1.3227 |
0.03482 |
313 |
237 |
51 |
25 |
260 |
Worst first date ever....am I right? |
1.3220 |
0.03750 |
264 |
199 |
45 |
20 |
261 |
Meet for coffee, later? No pressure. |
1.3219 |
0.03561 |
292 |
220 |
50 |
22 |
262 |
You really stuck the landing. |
1.3219 |
0.03528 |
292 |
219 |
52 |
21 |
263 |
How much did you say you were going to raise my salary? |
1.3219 |
0.03392 |
292 |
215 |
60 |
17 |
264 |
I'm done - next time, you can wait for Tarzan |
1.3218 |
0.03535 |
317 |
243 |
46 |
28 |
265 |
Do you still want a divorce, Bob? |
1.3217 |
0.03889 |
258 |
197 |
39 |
22 |
266 |
Looks like the sand is a little quicker than usual today! |
1.3213 |
0.03226 |
305 |
222 |
68 |
15 |
267 |
Come on Jack, don't be such a stick in the mud. |
1.3213 |
0.03357 |
305 |
226 |
60 |
19 |
268 |
I guess I should try to swing by more often! |
1.3211 |
0.03595 |
299 |
228 |
46 |
25 |
269 |
Remember when I asked YOU for a raise, Bill? |
1.3201 |
0.03435 |
303 |
227 |
55 |
21 |
270 |
Remember when you said women are inferior because they lack upper body strength and then you fell into quicksand? |
1.3197 |
0.03669 |
294 |
226 |
42 |
26 |
271 |
Don’t take the trapeze, you said! We won’t need the trapeze, you said! |
1.3192 |
0.03786 |
260 |
197 |
43 |
20 |
272 |
And you promise to always put the toilet seat back down. Promise? |
1.3191 |
0.03456 |
304 |
229 |
53 |
22 |
273 |
before I grab you... Who's "Gloria" ? |
1.3187 |
0.03506 |
273 |
202 |
55 |
16 |
274 |
Now you agree to painting the dining room pink, right? |
1.3185 |
0.03378 |
314 |
236 |
56 |
22 |
275 |
I'm always picking up after you |
1.3182 |
0.03298 |
308 |
228 |
62 |
18 |
276 |
Say it. " Brenda is a golden goddess and I promise to rub her feet at the end of each day" |
1.3179 |
0.03715 |
302 |
236 |
36 |
30 |
277 |
This is me letting go. |
1.3179 |
0.03482 |
280 |
208 |
55 |
17 |
278 |
It's not a metaphor, you are stuck in the mud. |
1.3173 |
0.03636 |
271 |
204 |
48 |
19 |
279 |
Don't applaud just yet. |
1.3169 |
0.03261 |
284 |
206 |
66 |
12 |
280 |
Have you had a chance to read my screenplay yet? |
1.3162 |
0.03586 |
272 |
204 |
50 |
18 |
281 |
And you said it was a useless hobby... |
1.3160 |
0.03690 |
269 |
204 |
45 |
20 |
282 |
First admit the “circus thing” wasn’t just a midlife crisis. |
1.3156 |
0.03443 |
301 |
227 |
53 |
21 |
283 |
I need the car keys. |
1.3156 |
0.03345 |
301 |
224 |
59 |
18 |
284 |
The bad news is that Pierre is holding me by his teeth. |
1.3155 |
0.03525 |
317 |
245 |
44 |
28 |
285 |
Just hand me the keys! |
1.3154 |
0.03499 |
298 |
226 |
50 |
22 |
286 |
Still think my acrobatic skills are impractical? |
1.3154 |
0.03559 |
279 |
210 |
50 |
19 |
287 |
Swing and a miss, strike two. |
1.3153 |
0.03390 |
295 |
220 |
57 |
18 |
288 |
I hate to break it off this way but the timing just seems right. |
1.3152 |
0.03646 |
257 |
192 |
49 |
16 |
289 |
Once again, I’m doing all the work. |
1.3145 |
0.03647 |
248 |
184 |
50 |
14 |
290 |
I’m lookin for a man with bigger hands. |
1.3141 |
0.03538 |
277 |
208 |
51 |
18 |
291 |
Hey!!!... my eyes are up here... |
1.3137 |
0.03848 |
271 |
211 |
35 |
25 |
292 |
I know about Martha. |
1.3136 |
0.04001 |
236 |
181 |
36 |
19 |
293 |
Not until you admit that climate change is real! |
1.3129 |
0.03528 |
294 |
224 |
48 |
22 |
294 |
How do you feel about drag queens now, Gov. DeSantis? |
1.3125 |
0.04055 |
224 |
171 |
36 |
17 |
295 |
Admit it, admit circus school was a good idea! |
1.3121 |
0.03040 |
346 |
256 |
72 |
18 |
296 |
And you said it was foolish to run away with the circus. |
1.3120 |
0.03879 |
250 |
192 |
38 |
20 |
297 |
Ooh, almost. Can you find something to stand on? |
1.3116 |
0.03542 |
276 |
208 |
50 |
18 |
298 |
Looks like you stuck the landing! |
1.3116 |
0.03579 |
276 |
209 |
48 |
19 |
299 |
Who's ass is too big now? |
1.3114 |
0.04050 |
228 |
175 |
35 |
18 |
300 |
Nice try…my mom’s expecting us at 8. |
1.3107 |
0.03577 |
280 |
213 |
47 |
20 |
301 |
Sorry - he drew my arms too short. |
1.3106 |
0.04026 |
264 |
210 |
26 |
28 |
302 |
Could you hand me the car keys? |
1.3105 |
0.03683 |
248 |
186 |
47 |
15 |
303 |
George! I am so sorry I called you a stick-in-the-mud. |
1.3102 |
0.03802 |
245 |
186 |
42 |
17 |
304 |
I think the therapist has gone overboard with the trust building activities. |
1.3099 |
0.03744 |
242 |
182 |
45 |
15 |
305 |
This was not what I had in mind when I said we should become swingers. |
1.3099 |
0.03610 |
284 |
218 |
44 |
22 |
306 |
Next time I'll swing by a bit earlier. |
1.3095 |
0.03489 |
294 |
224 |
49 |
21 |
307 |
Over quicksand, you said. It'll be great, you said. |
1.3095 |
0.03554 |
294 |
226 |
45 |
23 |
308 |
Ever since they closed down Barnum and Bailey, Connie was able to find new work doing search and rescues. |
1.3095 |
0.03587 |
294 |
227 |
43 |
24 |
309 |
Grab on! This is sink or swing. |
1.3089 |
0.03573 |
259 |
194 |
50 |
15 |
310 |
Your mother told you don't marry the circus gal.
I wonder, do you think she was right? |
1.3088 |
0.03529 |
285 |
217 |
48 |
20 |
311 |
What could go wrong? |
1.3086 |
0.03684 |
256 |
194 |
45 |
17 |
312 |
Honestly, I’m tempted to swipe right. |
1.3083 |
0.03585 |
253 |
189 |
50 |
14 |
313 |
The moment he realized he shouldn't have broken up with her til after the show |
1.3080 |
0.03871 |
250 |
193 |
37 |
20 |
314 |
Your timing is off. |
1.3077 |
0.03390 |
260 |
191 |
58 |
11 |
315 |
You wanted to practice without a net. |
1.3071 |
0.03794 |
241 |
183 |
42 |
16 |
316 |
Only if you promise to be nice to my mother when she visits next month. |
1.3066 |
0.03356 |
274 |
203 |
58 |
13 |
317 |
Careful, dear. I just put lotion on my hands. |
1.3063 |
0.03278 |
284 |
210 |
61 |
13 |
318 |
Oops. My bad. |
1.3063 |
0.03576 |
271 |
206 |
47 |
18 |
319 |
Oh no! You have the keys. |
1.3059 |
0.03731 |
255 |
195 |
42 |
18 |
320 |
I know the timing isn’t ideal but I’m leaving the act. |
1.3058 |
0.03735 |
242 |
183 |
44 |
15 |
321 |
Oh honey, don't be such a stick-in-the-mud. |
1.3056 |
0.03676 |
252 |
191 |
45 |
16 |
322 |
Now do you believe that packing our trapeze was a good idea? |
1.3056 |
0.03209 |
288 |
212 |
64 |
12 |
323 |
I think we should see other people. |
1.3054 |
0.03139 |
298 |
219 |
67 |
12 |
324 |
I can't do it without the music! |
1.3053 |
0.03708 |
226 |
168 |
47 |
11 |
325 |
Okay, I guess it does work better with you on top |
1.3052 |
0.03527 |
249 |
185 |
52 |
12 |
326 |
Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps Fred |
1.3051 |
0.03893 |
236 |
181 |
38 |
17 |
327 |
I told you I was a good catch! |
1.3050 |
0.03477 |
282 |
214 |
50 |
18 |
328 |
Drain the swamp? It's just another Big Lie! |
1.3047 |
0.03635 |
256 |
194 |
46 |
16 |
329 |
'"Safety net?" I said. "It's too expensive," you said. |
1.3043 |
0.04104 |
230 |
180 |
30 |
20 |
330 |
This is no time to argue about who dropped who! |
1.3040 |
0.03736 |
250 |
191 |
42 |
17 |
331 |
If you were really 6'2 I could save you. |
1.3040 |
0.03736 |
250 |
191 |
42 |
17 |
332 |
Tell me again how you think it was stupid of me to pack my leotards Roger! |
1.3040 |
0.03999 |
227 |
175 |
35 |
17 |
333 |
Lucky you I'm on swing shift today! |
1.3040 |
0.03695 |
227 |
169 |
47 |
11 |
334 |
Still think swinging's a bad idea? |
1.3038 |
0.03511 |
260 |
195 |
51 |
14 |
335 |
I told you to dry your hands |
1.3038 |
0.03594 |
260 |
197 |
47 |
16 |
336 |
Is that a Yes? |
1.3032 |
0.03813 |
221 |
166 |
43 |
12 |
337 |
Stop saying, "Use the force!" |
1.3031 |
0.03818 |
254 |
197 |
37 |
20 |
338 |
I'll ask you one more time. Can my mother come and live with us? |
1.3030 |
0.03947 |
231 |
178 |
36 |
17 |
339 |
Aren’t you glad you married me instead of the bearded lady? |
1.3028 |
0.03491 |
284 |
217 |
48 |
19 |
340 |
First the Rolex! |
1.3028 |
0.04009 |
218 |
167 |
36 |
15 |
341 |
Did you use sanitizer?? |
1.3025 |
0.03771 |
238 |
181 |
42 |
15 |
342 |
Still think I should have gone to College instead of Clown School? |
1.3020 |
0.03741 |
245 |
187 |
42 |
16 |
343 |
When I said I'd swing by to pick you up, I wasn't expecting THIS!! |
1.3020 |
0.03596 |
255 |
193 |
47 |
15 |
344 |
Pretend I am the TV remote and reach a little further. |
1.3019 |
0.03778 |
265 |
207 |
36 |
22 |
345 |
I guess we're just not connecting. |
1.3017 |
0.03688 |
232 |
174 |
46 |
12 |
346 |
Stay there, I”ll be right back.. |
1.3017 |
0.03688 |
232 |
174 |
46 |
12 |
347 |
Excuse me, my eyes are up here! |
1.3017 |
0.03906 |
242 |
188 |
35 |
19 |
348 |
Wow, this is a metaphor for all my relationshiiiiiips! |
1.3017 |
0.03633 |
242 |
182 |
47 |
13 |
349 |
I told you trapeze lessons would be worth it. |
1.3012 |
0.03563 |
249 |
187 |
49 |
13 |
350 |
Keep your chin up! |
1.3011 |
0.03584 |
269 |
206 |
45 |
18 |
351 |
For Spanish, blink once. For rescue, blink twice. You are very important to us. Please hold for the next swing in your direction. |
1.3010 |
0.03591 |
299 |
235 |
38 |
26 |
352 |
Don't worry, I practiced this with my last 3 boyfriends. |
1.3005 |
0.04014 |
213 |
163 |
36 |
14 |
353 |
I love it when you play hard to get. |
1.3004 |
0.03822 |
233 |
178 |
40 |
15 |
354 |
Me Jane. You TarSand? |
1.3004 |
0.03892 |
243 |
189 |
35 |
19 |
355 |
First, you must promise to do the dishes every night and take out the garbage. |
1.3004 |
0.03479 |
253 |
189 |
52 |
12 |
356 |
Now, about the pre-nup......... |
1.3004 |
0.03559 |
263 |
200 |
47 |
16 |
357 |
Don't panic! I can save you with the greatest of ease. |
1.3004 |
0.03508 |
273 |
208 |
48 |
17 |
358 |
Your hair looks much thinner from above. |
1.3000 |
0.03905 |
230 |
177 |
37 |
16 |
359 |
Nice try. But you’re still coming to the Taylor Swift show. |
1.3000 |
0.03596 |
250 |
189 |
47 |
14 |
360 |
Let’s practice outside — what could possibly go wrong — brilliant. |
1.2992 |
0.03512 |
254 |
191 |
50 |
13 |
361 |
Next year we’re taking a cruise. |
1.2992 |
0.03607 |
244 |
184 |
47 |
13 |
362 |
Nuh-uh-uh, I need to hear the safe word first! |
1.2989 |
0.03491 |
261 |
197 |
50 |
14 |
363 |
I'm with Cirques Du Soleil rescue. |
1.2986 |
0.03449 |
288 |
221 |
48 |
19 |
364 |
I’ll swing by to pick you up… |
1.2984 |
0.03643 |
258 |
198 |
43 |
17 |
365 |
I told you you were putting on too much hand lotion |
1.2984 |
0.03657 |
248 |
189 |
44 |
15 |
366 |
You really stuck the dismount. |
1.2983 |
0.03762 |
238 |
182 |
41 |
15 |
367 |
You're a real stick in the mud. |
1.2974 |
0.04325 |
195 |
152 |
28 |
15 |
368 |
I thought the brochure said "circuit training". |
1.2970 |
0.04037 |
202 |
154 |
36 |
12 |
369 |
Do you love me? |
1.2967 |
0.03719 |
246 |
189 |
41 |
16 |
370 |
Let's make this more dramatic. I'll miss a few times, ok? |
1.2967 |
0.03807 |
246 |
191 |
37 |
18 |
371 |
You’re lucky I happened to swing by |
1.2967 |
0.03576 |
273 |
211 |
43 |
19 |
372 |
Your lucky day, Mr. Prenup. |
1.2964 |
0.03646 |
253 |
194 |
43 |
16 |
373 |
'Let's join a traveling circus,' you said. 'We'll see the world, you said.' |
1.2964 |
0.03364 |
280 |
212 |
53 |
15 |
374 |
....and you wanted me to take that pole dancing class. |
1.2963 |
0.03487 |
270 |
206 |
48 |
16 |
375 |
Okay, now un-stick the landing. |
1.2957 |
0.03647 |
257 |
198 |
42 |
17 |
376 |
Quick! What's my middle name? |
1.2957 |
0.03895 |
230 |
178 |
36 |
16 |
377 |
I know you hate it when I say it, but I told you so |
1.2954 |
0.03718 |
237 |
181 |
42 |
14 |
378 |
Swing low, sweet Harriet |
1.2953 |
0.03718 |
254 |
197 |
39 |
18 |
379 |
I need your keys! |
1.2944 |
0.03875 |
214 |
163 |
39 |
12 |
380 |
So my mom CAN move in with us? |
1.2944 |
0.03603 |
248 |
189 |
45 |
14 |
381 |
Now on my way back I’ll hand you a baby and then you might finally start to understand. |
1.2944 |
0.03648 |
248 |
190 |
43 |
15 |
382 |
I can do this all day, or you can tell me the wall safe combination. |
1.2937 |
0.03758 |
269 |
213 |
33 |
23 |
383 |
Do you still support Trump? |
1.2937 |
0.03982 |
252 |
202 |
26 |
24 |
384 |
So, Mister 'We don't need a net', who is laughing now. |
1.2936 |
0.03687 |
235 |
179 |
43 |
13 |
385 |
I'll ask again...where did you say you were last night? |
1.2936 |
0.03655 |
218 |
163 |
46 |
9 |
386 |
Still laughing at my Pilates classes? |
1.2934 |
0.03844 |
242 |
189 |
35 |
18 |
387 |
Imagine a swinger like me hanging out with a stick-in-the-mud like you. |
1.2934 |
0.03799 |
242 |
188 |
37 |
17 |
388 |
Turns out Jane taught Tarzan everything he knew. |
1.2929 |
0.03691 |
239 |
183 |
42 |
14 |
389 |
I've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty... |
1.2926 |
0.04184 |
229 |
184 |
23 |
22 |
390 |
Where did you put your will? |
1.2923 |
0.03611 |
260 |
201 |
42 |
17 |
391 |
I don't know what it's attached to. Just grab my hands. |
1.2922 |
0.04024 |
219 |
171 |
32 |
16 |
392 |
Whose pandemic hobby is a waste of time now? |
1.2922 |
0.03694 |
243 |
187 |
41 |
15 |
393 |
You're lucky I joined the circus as a child. |
1.2921 |
0.03297 |
267 |
200 |
56 |
11 |
394 |
Don't look disappointed; they were going to send the clown car. |
1.2921 |
0.03963 |
202 |
154 |
37 |
11 |
395 |
I told you you're not ready to go without a net. |
1.2920 |
0.03487 |
250 |
189 |
49 |
12 |
396 |
That’s life without a net. |
1.2920 |
0.03578 |
250 |
191 |
45 |
14 |
397 |
What do you have to say now,
Mr. "We don't need to pack the trapeze"? |
1.2919 |
0.04103 |
209 |
163 |
31 |
15 |
398 |
Watch the nails. |
1.2913 |
0.03735 |
230 |
176 |
41 |
13 |
399 |
Quick, Sandy? This is NOT a time for jokes, Harold. |
1.2913 |
0.04312 |
206 |
164 |
24 |
18 |
400 |
I'll swing back for you." |
1.2906 |
0.03538 |
234 |
176 |
48 |
10 |
401 |
Why can't we use a net like everyone else? |
1.2906 |
0.03788 |
234 |
181 |
38 |
15 |
402 |
The unicycle’s gone, Jerry. Live with it. |
1.2905 |
0.04142 |
210 |
165 |
29 |
16 |
403 |
Don’t focus on my hands. Focus on whose fault this is.” |
1.2903 |
0.04098 |
217 |
171 |
29 |
17 |
404 |
This might be a good time to negotiate my alimony payments |
1.2900 |
0.03821 |
231 |
179 |
37 |
15 |
405 |
I can't, I just got a manicure. |
1.2900 |
0.03521 |
269 |
208 |
44 |
17 |
406 |
Let's have some fun you old Stick in the Mud. |
1.2899 |
0.03836 |
238 |
186 |
35 |
17 |
407 |
Your mother's not going to live with us, right? |
1.2898 |
0.03622 |
245 |
188 |
43 |
14 |
408 |
Finally! Watching all of those TV shows featuring quicksand in my youth have paid off! |
1.2898 |
0.03622 |
245 |
188 |
43 |
14 |
409 |
Yeah, Susan from work! I can't believe it either. |
1.2897 |
0.03975 |
214 |
166 |
34 |
14 |
410 |
I never should've agreed to swinging. |
1.2896 |
0.03887 |
221 |
171 |
36 |
14 |
411 |
Are those the same hands that signed the petition for divorce? |
1.2896 |
0.03530 |
259 |
199 |
45 |
15 |
412 |
Careful! I just did my nails. |
1.2894 |
0.03822 |
235 |
183 |
36 |
16 |
413 |
I said on the count of three
Not
let go of the tree! |
1.2892 |
0.04225 |
204 |
161 |
27 |
16 |
414 |
And you will do dishes for the next five months--right? |
1.2892 |
0.03757 |
249 |
195 |
36 |
18 |
415 |
Stop complaining. They almost sent the clowns. |
1.2890 |
0.03574 |
263 |
204 |
42 |
17 |
416 |
Oh stop being such a stick in the mud! |
1.2889 |
0.03940 |
225 |
176 |
33 |
16 |
417 |
Oh, stop griping. It's not THAT quick. |
1.2889 |
0.03838 |
225 |
174 |
37 |
14 |
418 |
Try a scissors kick. |
1.2883 |
0.03711 |
222 |
169 |
42 |
11 |
419 |
Just to be clear,my mum can stay the full summer with us? |
1.2883 |
0.03924 |
222 |
173 |
34 |
15 |
420 |
Say you'll marry me. |
1.2881 |
0.03730 |
243 |
189 |
38 |
16 |
421 |
And you called me crazy for always packing an emergency trapeze. |
1.2877 |
0.03997 |
212 |
165 |
33 |
14 |
422 |
This could be our meet cute moment. |
1.2876 |
0.03874 |
226 |
176 |
35 |
15 |
423 |
You should have drained the swamp... |
1.2871 |
0.04012 |
202 |
156 |
34 |
12 |
424 |
I love you, Jeremy, but you have to let go. |
1.2871 |
0.03614 |
209 |
156 |
46 |
7 |
425 |
So, sink or swing? |
1.2864 |
0.03980 |
213 |
166 |
33 |
14 |
426 |
Do you really like me or are you just saying that? |
1.2857 |
0.03659 |
231 |
177 |
42 |
12 |
427 |
My eyes are up here, dipshit. |
1.2857 |
0.04174 |
203 |
160 |
28 |
15 |
428 |
Dammit, Roger, if you miss again, we're going to have a late fee picking up the kids! |
1.2857 |
0.03807 |
203 |
154 |
40 |
9 |
429 |
It's 'The Amazing Kelly & Jim', not 'Jim & Kelly', right |
1.2857 |
0.03810 |
231 |
180 |
36 |
15 |
430 |
I just think our lives are going in different directions... |
1.2851 |
0.03641 |
242 |
187 |
41 |
14 |
431 |
I said let go on THREE! |
1.2851 |
0.03474 |
228 |
171 |
49 |
8 |
432 |
C’mon, I gotta go pick up the kids next. |
1.2850 |
0.04057 |
207 |
162 |
31 |
14 |
433 |
Tell me again why we don't need a net.... |
1.2845 |
0.03765 |
239 |
187 |
36 |
16 |
434 |
It'll take a bit more practice for you to get the hang of it. |
1.2844 |
0.03746 |
218 |
167 |
40 |
11 |
435 |
It’s just like you to be a stick in the mud, Paul! |
1.2840 |
0.03559 |
250 |
193 |
43 |
14 |
436 |
Why do l have to do all the 'heavy lifting' in this relationship? |
1.2838 |
0.03879 |
229 |
180 |
33 |
16 |
437 |
does this make my butt look fat? |
1.2830 |
0.04256 |
212 |
171 |
22 |
19 |
438 |
When you suggested swinging this was not what I had in mind |
1.2827 |
0.03539 |
237 |
181 |
45 |
11 |
439 |
Say something nice about my mother. |
1.2824 |
0.03931 |
216 |
169 |
33 |
14 |
440 |
Do you agree to a prenup? |
1.2824 |
0.03820 |
216 |
167 |
37 |
12 |
441 |
Sorry, we're only bailing out banks, not people. |
1.2822 |
0.03936 |
202 |
156 |
35 |
11 |
442 |
Are you willing to commit? |
1.2816 |
0.03602 |
245 |
190 |
41 |
14 |
443 |
It don’t mean a thing if you ain’t got that swing! |
1.2812 |
0.04072 |
192 |
149 |
32 |
11 |
444 |
Don’t worry: I just fed the alligators this morning. |
1.2812 |
0.03724 |
224 |
173 |
39 |
12 |
445 |
I just can't do it without the music. |
1.2811 |
0.04034 |
185 |
142 |
34 |
9 |
446 |
Still think those trapeze lessons were a 'freaking waste of money'? |
1.2809 |
0.03704 |
235 |
183 |
38 |
14 |
447 |
Maybe I should go back to the non-greasy hand lotion. |
1.2808 |
0.04102 |
203 |
160 |
29 |
14 |
448 |
Because palm trees don't have vines, that's why. |
1.2806 |
0.04078 |
196 |
153 |
31 |
12 |
449 |
You've always told me danger is something better shared. |
1.2802 |
0.03477 |
232 |
176 |
47 |
9 |
450 |
For God’s sake, let go of the unicycle! |
1.2798 |
0.03618 |
243 |
189 |
40 |
14 |
451 |
Will you shut up about your shoes” |
1.2795 |
0.03716 |
229 |
178 |
38 |
13 |
452 |
After the first pass, Stormy realized his hands were way too small. |
1.2794 |
0.03903 |
204 |
158 |
35 |
11 |
453 |
I've been repeatedly telling you that "I'm not your mother", since day one, and yet here I am. |
1.2794 |
0.03840 |
204 |
157 |
37 |
10 |
454 |
Do you still think I'm high-strung? |
1.2793 |
0.03459 |
222 |
167 |
48 |
7 |
455 |
Take back what you said about my impractical career choice. |
1.2792 |
0.03741 |
240 |
189 |
35 |
16 |
456 |
You wouldn't be in this predicament if you'd just stopped and asked for directions! |
1.2792 |
0.03695 |
240 |
188 |
37 |
15 |
457 |
Wait till the camera timer goes off for my Instagram post |
1.2791 |
0.03708 |
215 |
165 |
40 |
10 |
458 |
The car keys! |
1.2789 |
0.04026 |
190 |
147 |
33 |
10 |
459 |
I knew those summers at circus camp would finally pay off! |
1.2788 |
0.03419 |
226 |
170 |
49 |
7 |
460 |
Next time take the hazard penalty. |
1.2788 |
0.03800 |
226 |
177 |
35 |
14 |
461 |
I could probably reach a little farther if I knew my mother could stay for the summer. |
1.2784 |
0.04003 |
176 |
134 |
35 |
7 |
462 |
Chin up, elooooongate your spine, deep breaths, hands all the way up... |
1.2784 |
0.04035 |
194 |
151 |
32 |
11 |
463 |
Come fly with me! |
1.2783 |
0.03557 |
212 |
160 |
45 |
7 |
464 |
Now criticize my career choices! |
1.2780 |
0.03774 |
241 |
191 |
33 |
17 |
465 |
And for my next act I will be balancing a marriage, career, and repressed childhood emotions. |
1.2775 |
0.04127 |
173 |
133 |
32 |
8 |
466 |
Maybe now you won’t complain about my being a swinger. |
1.2773 |
0.03515 |
238 |
183 |
44 |
11 |
467 |
The important thing is not to look down. |
1.2773 |
0.03531 |
220 |
167 |
45 |
8 |
468 |
This Cirque show is a little TOO immersive an experience. |
1.2770 |
0.03899 |
213 |
167 |
33 |
13 |
469 |
Your hands are clean, right? |
1.2769 |
0.03714 |
242 |
191 |
35 |
16 |
470 |
not on this pass but my nail polish is almost dry |
1.2768 |
0.03712 |
224 |
174 |
38 |
12 |
471 |
Bet you wonder what this trapeze is hanging from. |
1.2767 |
0.03930 |
206 |
161 |
33 |
12 |
472 |
Narcissus and Echo try trapeze |
1.2766 |
0.03905 |
188 |
144 |
36 |
8 |
473 |
Stay right there, I'll be back in 4.5 seconds. |
1.2765 |
0.03903 |
217 |
171 |
32 |
14 |
474 |
Wasted lessons, huh? |
1.2762 |
0.03877 |
210 |
164 |
34 |
12 |
475 |
Now whose rainforest acrobatics degree is useless? |
1.2762 |
0.03936 |
210 |
165 |
32 |
13 |
476 |
Give me some credit, I’m bending over backwards to help you! |
1.2760 |
0.04190 |
192 |
152 |
27 |
13 |
477 |
Jazz hands, Johnathan, not fucking spirit fingers. |
1.2759 |
0.04029 |
203 |
160 |
30 |
13 |
478 |
You probably don't remember, but you called me Fatty in Jr. High. |
1.2759 |
0.03843 |
203 |
157 |
36 |
10 |
479 |
Be patient, I’ll swing by again |
1.2759 |
0.03843 |
203 |
157 |
36 |
10 |
480 |
So, next time your mother mocks my hobby, what will you tell her? |
1.2757 |
0.03826 |
214 |
167 |
35 |
12 |
481 |
Does Celeste still have a grip on your ankles? |
1.2753 |
0.03520 |
247 |
192 |
42 |
13 |
482 |
As far as corporate team-building goes, this honestly isn’t so bad. |
1.2751 |
0.03492 |
229 |
175 |
45 |
9 |
483 |
Almost there…JUMP! |
1.2749 |
0.03620 |
211 |
161 |
42 |
8 |
484 |
You seem bogged down. |
1.2749 |
0.03802 |
211 |
164 |
36 |
11 |
485 |
Just give me the car keys! |
1.2745 |
0.03950 |
204 |
160 |
32 |
12 |
486 |
So how do I look in spandex now? |
1.2745 |
0.04011 |
204 |
161 |
30 |
13 |
487 |
Let's try again, and remember- jazz hands! |
1.2744 |
0.03514 |
215 |
163 |
45 |
7 |
488 |
Reach higher-this is not covered by our insurance! |
1.2740 |
0.03649 |
219 |
169 |
40 |
10 |
489 |
Careful! I just painted my nails! |
1.2739 |
0.03764 |
241 |
192 |
32 |
17 |
490 |
We need a new couples therapist; these trust exercises aren't working. |
1.2737 |
0.04251 |
179 |
141 |
27 |
11 |
491 |
How about next time we just do a staycation? |
1.2736 |
0.03731 |
201 |
154 |
39 |
8 |
492 |
How big was that life insurance policy? |
1.2736 |
0.03926 |
201 |
157 |
33 |
11 |
493 |
Jim, there's no fear of commitment now, is there?! |
1.2736 |
0.03845 |
212 |
166 |
34 |
12 |
494 |
It's a Tik Tok challenge! |
1.2735 |
0.03822 |
223 |
176 |
33 |
14 |
495 |
Why is this always MY role in our relationship? |
1.2735 |
0.03628 |
245 |
193 |
37 |
15 |
496 |
You knew I was a swinger when you met me! |
1.2732 |
0.04185 |
183 |
144 |
28 |
11 |
497 |
Sweetheart, you may stop sinking if you jettison some heavy stuff. Throw me your wallet and car keys. |
1.2732 |
0.04053 |
205 |
163 |
28 |
14 |
498 |
Do you really think the audience will believe this is not scripted? |
1.2731 |
0.03621 |
216 |
166 |
41 |
9 |
499 |
Oh no! Am I catching you at a bad time? I can swing by later. |
1.2731 |
0.04016 |
216 |
173 |
27 |
16 |
500 |
Where do you keep your will? |
1.2731 |
0.03401 |
238 |
182 |
47 |
9 |
501 |
Well, do you promise to help more around the house or not? |
1.2727 |
0.04051 |
187 |
146 |
31 |
10 |
502 |
I just need to know one thing before I save you:
You are wearing pants, right? |
1.2727 |
0.03880 |
209 |
164 |
33 |
12 |
503 |
And you thought that circus school was a waste of time! |
1.2727 |
0.03260 |
242 |
183 |
52 |
7 |
504 |
Not to worry! One of us is dreaming. |
1.2727 |
0.03939 |
209 |
165 |
31 |
13 |
505 |
When your profile said ‘into swinging’ this wasn’t what I had in mind… |
1.2719 |
0.04104 |
217 |
176 |
23 |
18 |
506 |
You're lucky I was just passing by. |
1.2716 |
0.03452 |
243 |
188 |
44 |
11 |
507 |
Am I still your beneficiary? |
1.2715 |
0.03620 |
221 |
171 |
40 |
10 |
508 |
I tried to tell you human cannonballs don't float! |
1.2715 |
0.03676 |
221 |
172 |
38 |
11 |
509 |
I told you I’d drop you if you cheated on me again! |
1.2714 |
0.03683 |
210 |
162 |
39 |
9 |
510 |
Who's laughing at the aerial artist major now, Dad? |
1.2714 |
0.03805 |
210 |
164 |
35 |
11 |
511 |
Wait, what was it you said the other day about commitment? |
1.2714 |
0.03744 |
210 |
163 |
37 |
10 |
512 |
Am I in the Will! |
1.2714 |
0.03881 |
199 |
155 |
34 |
10 |
513 |
Wait a sec...you want the house AND the dog? |
1.2714 |
0.04010 |
199 |
157 |
30 |
12 |
514 |
At least I don't have to do this backwards and in high heels. |
1.2711 |
0.03844 |
225 |
179 |
31 |
15 |
515 |
Seriously,if you'd rather use the net,we'll use the net. I won't think less of you,and neither will anyone else. |
1.2709 |
0.03495 |
203 |
153 |
45 |
5 |
516 |
I said I needed a partner with quick hands! |
1.2708 |
0.03905 |
192 |
149 |
34 |
9 |
517 |
Quick, hand me your insurance policy. |
1.2707 |
0.04282 |
181 |
144 |
25 |
12 |
518 |
I said “on three”! |
1.2705 |
0.03584 |
244 |
192 |
38 |
14 |
519 |
Throw me the keys! |
1.2701 |
0.03668 |
211 |
163 |
39 |
9 |
520 |
Next time, ask for directions. |
1.2700 |
0.03664 |
200 |
153 |
40 |
7 |
521 |
Hurry, I promised the Gordons we’d swing by! |
1.2700 |
0.03664 |
200 |
153 |
40 |
7 |
522 |
Fun date, huh? |
1.2700 |
0.03798 |
200 |
155 |
36 |
9 |
523 |
Bet you don’t think my performing arts degree is impractical now. |
1.2698 |
0.04014 |
189 |
148 |
31 |
10 |
524 |
Promise next vacation we just lay on the beach? |
1.2696 |
0.03997 |
204 |
162 |
29 |
13 |
525 |
Oh, Sweetheart, drain the swamp is a figure of speech. |
1.2696 |
0.03549 |
204 |
155 |
43 |
6 |
526 |
Me, Jane.
You, bye-bye. |
1.2690 |
0.03900 |
197 |
154 |
33 |
10 |
527 |
Are you wearing pants? Need to know first. |
1.2688 |
0.04264 |
186 |
149 |
24 |
13 |
528 |
Yeah, I'm seeing how a net would have been a good idea. |
1.2684 |
0.04064 |
190 |
150 |
29 |
11 |
529 |
Just remember that I'm the only one who pulls. |
1.2684 |
0.03925 |
190 |
148 |
33 |
9 |
530 |
Why aren't you wearing your wedding ring? |
1.2682 |
0.03789 |
220 |
174 |
33 |
13 |
531 |
That sinking feeling will pass. |
1.2682 |
0.04160 |
179 |
141 |
28 |
10 |
532 |
One more time. Who was right? |
1.2680 |
0.03938 |
194 |
152 |
32 |
10 |
533 |
This is what you get, without Row or Wade. |
1.2680 |
0.04136 |
194 |
155 |
26 |
13 |
534 |
Harry, I'm leaving you.. |
1.2680 |
0.04200 |
194 |
156 |
24 |
14 |
535 |
Will you tear up the pre-nup? |
1.2678 |
0.03530 |
239 |
187 |
40 |
12 |
536 |
Wait right here. I'll be back before you know it. |
1.2677 |
0.03883 |
198 |
155 |
33 |
10 |
537 |
Somehow Cirque du Soleil got here before the search and rescue team. |
1.2677 |
0.04013 |
198 |
157 |
29 |
12 |
538 |
Missed again! By the way, thanks for upping our life insurance. |
1.2676 |
0.03816 |
213 |
168 |
33 |
12 |
539 |
Hold on tight, I just moisturized. |
1.2673 |
0.03830 |
202 |
158 |
34 |
10 |
540 |
Interesting how you've stopped making fun of my going to circus school. |
1.2673 |
0.03652 |
217 |
169 |
38 |
10 |
541 |
Just stand up! |
1.2667 |
0.03986 |
180 |
140 |
32 |
8 |
542 |
Whoopsie-Daisy! |
1.2667 |
0.03668 |
210 |
163 |
38 |
9 |
543 |
What was it about “don’t let go” you didn’t understand? |
1.2663 |
0.04058 |
199 |
159 |
27 |
13 |
544 |
I’ve jumped through hoops for you before, but this is next level.” |
1.2660 |
0.03617 |
203 |
156 |
40 |
7 |
545 |
And you said those trapeze lessons wouldn't pay off. |
1.2660 |
0.04001 |
203 |
162 |
28 |
13 |
546 |
I'm loving these couples therapy exercises, Greg! |
1.2660 |
0.03939 |
203 |
161 |
30 |
12 |
547 |
Have you been vaccinated? |
1.2657 |
0.03763 |
207 |
162 |
35 |
10 |
548 |
And now for my dismount! |
1.2654 |
0.04088 |
162 |
125 |
31 |
6 |
549 |
Promise me there won't be a prenup. |
1.2653 |
0.04162 |
196 |
158 |
24 |
14 |
550 |
On the next pass, I'll toss you the antimicrobial cleanser. |
1.2653 |
0.03696 |
196 |
151 |
38 |
7 |
551 |
I already have ideas for our second date! |
1.2651 |
0.04371 |
166 |
132 |
24 |
10 |
552 |
Are you ready to celebrate International Day of Women with me … now?”
❤ |
1.2650 |
0.03913 |
200 |
158 |
31 |
11 |
553 |
You have two choices... sink or swing! |
1.2649 |
0.04199 |
185 |
148 |
25 |
12 |
554 |
What? Wait, you didn’t find my phone? |
1.2649 |
0.03677 |
185 |
141 |
39 |
5 |
555 |
Compliment me. |
1.2647 |
0.03922 |
204 |
162 |
30 |
12 |
556 |
Worst case, the last thing you’ll see is me doing something I love. |
1.2647 |
0.04299 |
170 |
135 |
25 |
10 |
557 |
Bet you're not feeling so suffocated right now. |
1.2647 |
0.03668 |
204 |
158 |
38 |
8 |
558 |
And YOU told me not to bring it! |
1.2647 |
0.03860 |
204 |
161 |
32 |
11 |
559 |
Try standing on your tip toes! |
1.2646 |
0.03521 |
223 |
173 |
41 |
9 |
560 |
I will call 911 if this doesn't work. |
1.2646 |
0.03780 |
189 |
146 |
36 |
7 |
561 |
Club Med was your idea. |
1.2646 |
0.03997 |
189 |
149 |
30 |
10 |
562 |
I'm from the government, and I'm here to help. |
1.2646 |
0.04067 |
189 |
150 |
28 |
11 |
563 |
So much for ' the Daring Young Man'! |
1.2644 |
0.03929 |
208 |
166 |
29 |
13 |
564 |
Let's go, we're late for couples therapy." |
1.2643 |
0.03698 |
227 |
180 |
34 |
13 |
565 |
Still better than that timeshare. |
1.2642 |
0.03581 |
193 |
147 |
41 |
5 |
566 |
It would have been easier to just throw me a rope. |
1.2642 |
0.04140 |
193 |
155 |
25 |
13 |
567 |
Jump! |
1.2642 |
0.04045 |
212 |
172 |
24 |
16 |
568 |
Stand Up!!! It’s all in your mind! |
1.2640 |
0.04238 |
178 |
142 |
25 |
11 |
569 |
Not that it matters, but you did renew your life insurance, right honey? |
1.2639 |
0.03711 |
216 |
170 |
35 |
11 |
570 |
I'm gonna miss you |
1.2638 |
0.04673 |
163 |
133 |
17 |
13 |
571 |
I just thought I'd swing by to see how you were doing. |
1.2636 |
0.03665 |
220 |
173 |
36 |
11 |
572 |
Rock, Paper, Scissors |
1.2636 |
0.04042 |
220 |
180 |
22 |
18 |
573 |
Is now a good time to tell you I've found a new partner? |
1.2634 |
0.03652 |
205 |
159 |
38 |
8 |
574 |
Just a few more minutes of this timeshare presentation and I'll pull you right out. |
1.2634 |
0.03717 |
205 |
160 |
36 |
9 |
575 |
How fortunate that the circus was in town. |
1.2632 |
0.03688 |
190 |
146 |
38 |
6 |
576 |
So, still think the flying trapeze course was a waste of money ? |
1.2629 |
0.03428 |
232 |
180 |
43 |
9 |
577 |
You stuck that landing. |
1.2629 |
0.03973 |
213 |
172 |
26 |
15 |
578 |
Wallendas don’t sink. We fly! |
1.2629 |
0.03561 |
213 |
165 |
40 |
8 |
579 |
I need you to look more scared or else my followers won't believe you are in danger |
1.2624 |
0.04004 |
202 |
162 |
27 |
13 |
580 |
Eyes up here, Fred. |
1.2623 |
0.03316 |
244 |
189 |
46 |
9 |
581 |
Here you go, Mr. " I don't need to ask for directions". |
1.2621 |
0.03827 |
206 |
163 |
32 |
11 |
582 |
Do I look fat in this outfit? |
1.2618 |
0.04097 |
191 |
153 |
26 |
12 |
583 |
Sir, I have been trying my best to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty. Speaking of, where exactly is your vehicle? |
1.2617 |
0.03608 |
214 |
167 |
38 |
9 |
584 |
At least you survived the fall. |
1.2615 |
0.03695 |
195 |
151 |
37 |
7 |
585 |
About that pre-nup |
1.2615 |
0.03971 |
195 |
155 |
29 |
11 |
586 |
OK, you're going to have to be quick, Sandy |
1.2614 |
0.04413 |
176 |
143 |
20 |
13 |
587 |
Would drowning be less emasculating? |
1.2613 |
0.03636 |
222 |
175 |
36 |
11 |
588 |
What do you mean you haven't washed your hands! |
1.2611 |
0.03646 |
226 |
179 |
35 |
12 |
589 |
Let's take another look at that pre-nup, shall we? |
1.2609 |
0.04059 |
184 |
146 |
28 |
10 |
590 |
Before you go, can I have the car keys? |
1.2609 |
0.04132 |
184 |
147 |
26 |
11 |
591 |
Just FYI - this is not the time to tell me I'm dressing a 'little young for my age' |
1.2606 |
0.03780 |
188 |
146 |
35 |
7 |
592 |
I think it's possible we've taken our workouts too far |
1.2606 |
0.04139 |
188 |
151 |
25 |
12 |
593 |
We knew I'd have to let you go one day... |
1.2605 |
0.03828 |
215 |
172 |
30 |
13 |
594 |
I'm a Republican. Trust me. |
1.2603 |
0.03834 |
219 |
176 |
29 |
14 |
595 |
It’s not you, it’s me. |
1.2600 |
0.04379 |
150 |
118 |
25 |
7 |
596 |
This circus is the pits… |
1.2594 |
0.03745 |
212 |
168 |
33 |
11 |
597 |
You were always the sinking Wallenda. |
1.2593 |
0.03812 |
216 |
173 |
30 |
13 |
598 |
...and you tear up our pre-nup. |
1.2591 |
0.04059 |
193 |
155 |
26 |
12 |
599 |
See this is more practical than belly dancing! |
1.2590 |
0.04267 |
166 |
132 |
25 |
9 |
600 |
Reasy to reconsider the divorce settlement? |
1.2589 |
0.03935 |
197 |
157 |
29 |
11 |
601 |
Who’s happy about my acrobatics class now? |
1.2587 |
0.03751 |
201 |
158 |
34 |
9 |
602 |
Would it kill you to reach a little higher? |
1.2587 |
0.03881 |
201 |
160 |
30 |
11 |
603 |
Wasn’t I smart to pack a trapeze in my purse! You never know when it will come in handy. |
1.2584 |
0.03717 |
209 |
165 |
34 |
10 |
604 |
I know I said I'd jump through hoops for you, but this is close enough. |
1.2584 |
0.03778 |
209 |
166 |
32 |
11 |
605 |
Maybe now you'll agree my circus vacation was worth every penny. |
1.2581 |
0.03873 |
186 |
146 |
32 |
8 |
606 |
Well dang, I thought I had you, Bob! Sorry. |
1.2579 |
0.04031 |
190 |
152 |
27 |
11 |
607 |
Remember the initial objective was to drain the swamp... |
1.2579 |
0.03745 |
190 |
148 |
35 |
7 |
608 |
Try to remember the trust issues we talked about in marriage counseling. |
1.2579 |
0.04391 |
159 |
127 |
23 |
9 |
609 |
Now what do you think of my ‘mannish’ musculature? |
1.2574 |
0.03864 |
202 |
161 |
30 |
11 |
610 |
A swing and a miss. |
1.2573 |
0.03832 |
171 |
132 |
34 |
5 |
611 |
Corporate is really getting creative with the trust building exercises |
1.2573 |
0.04416 |
171 |
139 |
20 |
12 |
612 |
You’re the one who didn’t want to go to Paris. |
1.2570 |
0.04488 |
179 |
148 |
16 |
15 |
613 |
This is me saving your ass again. |
1.2570 |
0.04273 |
179 |
145 |
22 |
12 |
614 |
Now we know why the brochure said “isolated beach!” |
1.2568 |
0.03754 |
183 |
142 |
35 |
6 |
615 |
I want a raise. |
1.2566 |
0.03633 |
226 |
180 |
34 |
12 |
616 |
Are you decent? |
1.2564 |
0.03495 |
234 |
185 |
38 |
11 |
617 |
I could have thrown you a rope but this will look better on TikTok. |
1.2561 |
0.04378 |
164 |
132 |
22 |
10 |
618 |
So now do you think my circus training classes were a waste of time and money? |
1.2560 |
0.03733 |
207 |
164 |
33 |
10 |
619 |
And you thought the trapeze lessons were going to be a waste of money! |
1.2560 |
0.03540 |
207 |
161 |
39 |
7 |
620 |
All those gymnastics classes finally paid off! |
1.2560 |
0.04136 |
168 |
133 |
27 |
8 |
621 |
Now, tippy toes! tippy toes! |
1.2554 |
0.03892 |
184 |
145 |
31 |
8 |
622 |
Now is not the time to ask what a trapeze swing is doing in the jungle. Focus! |
1.2554 |
0.04114 |
184 |
148 |
25 |
11 |
623 |
Do these leotards make my butt look fat? |
1.2553 |
0.04191 |
188 |
153 |
22 |
13 |
624 |
Tell me again why I should? |
1.2553 |
0.03982 |
188 |
150 |
28 |
10 |
625 |
It's always drama with you |
1.2553 |
0.03607 |
188 |
145 |
38 |
5 |
626 |
Who says rescue operations can't be fun? |
1.2551 |
0.03802 |
196 |
155 |
32 |
9 |
627 |
Next time, hold on tighter and don’t use hand lotion. |
1.2551 |
0.03870 |
196 |
156 |
30 |
10 |
628 |
I begged you not to use my moisturizer! |
1.2551 |
0.03870 |
196 |
156 |
30 |
10 |
629 |
Yes, Roger this IS the perfect moment for you to explain the trapeze to me. |
1.2551 |
0.03937 |
196 |
157 |
28 |
11 |
630 |
…isn’t it queer, losing my timing this late in my career…. |
1.2550 |
0.04133 |
200 |
164 |
21 |
15 |
631 |
Oops, I'll let your new girlfriend know you can't make it tonight. |
1.2548 |
0.03717 |
208 |
165 |
33 |
10 |
632 |
My husband is getting suspicious. |
1.2547 |
0.03608 |
212 |
167 |
36 |
9 |
633 |
Maybe swinging will save our marriage after all. |
1.2542 |
0.03739 |
177 |
137 |
35 |
5 |
634 |
No, I can't get you out, but this is an amazing last moment together. |
1.2541 |
0.03796 |
185 |
145 |
33 |
7 |
635 |
Your pants aren't coming with you. Ok with that? |
1.2538 |
0.03785 |
197 |
156 |
32 |
9 |
636 |
OK, just like we practiced at home! |
1.2538 |
0.03716 |
197 |
155 |
34 |
8 |
637 |
I learned this with just 3 free months of Masterclass! |
1.2536 |
0.03444 |
209 |
162 |
41 |
6 |
638 |
Don’t worry, if this doesn’t work the human cannonball is right behind me. |
1.2529 |
0.03919 |
170 |
133 |
31 |
6 |
639 |
And you said those trapeze lessons would never come in handy. |
1.2528 |
0.03969 |
178 |
141 |
29 |
8 |
640 |
Dave... please just tell me you’re still not sitting on the horse!! |
1.2528 |
0.04048 |
178 |
142 |
27 |
9 |
641 |
Do I look fat on this trapeze? |
1.2528 |
0.03969 |
178 |
141 |
29 |
8 |
642 |
P.T. Barnum, I presume? |
1.2527 |
0.04210 |
182 |
148 |
22 |
12 |
643 |
That's why they call it a TRAP-eze! |
1.2527 |
0.04210 |
182 |
148 |
22 |
12 |
644 |
This is absolutely the LAST time we play this stupid fantasy!" |
1.2527 |
0.04002 |
186 |
149 |
27 |
10 |
645 |
When you said you were dumping me this is not what I imagined you meant |
1.2526 |
0.03873 |
190 |
151 |
30 |
9 |
646 |
You have one last chance to say "I'm sorry". |
1.2525 |
0.03718 |
202 |
160 |
33 |
9 |
647 |
This is no time for you to ask where the damned swing came from, Steve. |
1.2524 |
0.03797 |
206 |
165 |
30 |
11 |
648 |
Next anniversary, let’s just go out to dinner. |
1.2516 |
0.04446 |
155 |
125 |
21 |
9 |
649 |
Wait. Is that lipstick on your collar? |
1.2515 |
0.04205 |
163 |
130 |
25 |
8 |
650 |
At least we're not stuck in the same old routine. |
1.2515 |
0.03925 |
163 |
127 |
31 |
5 |
651 |
You seem distant. |
1.2515 |
0.04396 |
171 |
140 |
19 |
12 |
652 |
So NOW you'll hold my hand in public? |
1.2514 |
0.03483 |
175 |
133 |
40 |
2 |
653 |
Tell me you've washed your hands. |
1.2514 |
0.03755 |
175 |
136 |
34 |
5 |
654 |
Why the long face ? |
1.2514 |
0.04043 |
183 |
147 |
26 |
10 |
655 |
We can't keep meeting like this. |
1.2513 |
0.04194 |
187 |
153 |
21 |
13 |
656 |
Maybe our first time working without a net should not have been over quicksand. |
1.2513 |
0.03855 |
191 |
152 |
30 |
9 |
657 |
Why am I always bending over backwards for you? |
1.2512 |
0.03481 |
211 |
165 |
39 |
7 |
658 |
Jerry sincerely regretted coating his hands with butter. |
1.2500 |
0.03965 |
172 |
136 |
29 |
7 |
659 |
I love that you make good eye contact. |
1.2500 |
0.03743 |
188 |
148 |
33 |
7 |
660 |
Is this your way of mansplaining an immersive experience? |
1.2500 |
0.03964 |
188 |
151 |
27 |
10 |
661 |
Say you're sorry. |
1.2500 |
0.04050 |
172 |
137 |
27 |
8 |
662 |
Quick! The car keys! |
1.2500 |
0.04242 |
192 |
159 |
18 |
15 |
663 |
Now tell me again how much you love me |
1.2500 |
0.03565 |
220 |
175 |
35 |
10 |
664 |
I’m glad you finally reached out. |
1.2500 |
0.03588 |
188 |
146 |
37 |
5 |
665 |
Did you sanitize? |
1.2500 |
0.04148 |
176 |
142 |
24 |
10 |
666 |
It’s fortunate I added the “Trapeze Accidents” endorsement to your life insurance policy last week! |
1.2500 |
0.04008 |
180 |
144 |
27 |
9 |
667 |
Sorry, honey, but you're just not a swinger. |
1.2500 |
0.03736 |
176 |
137 |
34 |
5 |
668 |
She appeared to care but it was just an act. |
1.2500 |
0.04168 |
184 |
150 |
22 |
12 |
669 |
I told my mom you were a good catch. |
1.2500 |
0.03938 |
168 |
132 |
30 |
6 |
670 |
Lucky I was hanging around. |
1.2500 |
0.04063 |
160 |
126 |
28 |
6 |
671 |
You wouldn't believe who's on the other end of this trapeze! |
1.2500 |
0.04008 |
180 |
144 |
27 |
9 |
672 |
That’s not how we rehearsed it!! |
1.2500 |
0.03558 |
176 |
135 |
38 |
3 |
673 |
I’m sorry but I still love my new hand cream. Can you smell that hint of orange blossom? |
1.2500 |
0.04174 |
188 |
154 |
21 |
13 |
674 |
I’m doing it wrong?!
I suppose I should try wearing something sexier, too?? |
1.2500 |
0.04284 |
168 |
136 |
22 |
10 |
675 |
Got any suggestions for who my next partner should be?" |
1.2488 |
0.03578 |
213 |
169 |
35 |
9 |
676 |
If I save you will you finally admit the height on your dating profile was a lie? |
1.2488 |
0.03849 |
201 |
162 |
28 |
11 |
677 |
Only too late did Tarzan realize the trapeze was a poor substitute for a good vine. |
1.2487 |
0.03768 |
197 |
157 |
31 |
9 |
678 |
So who said trapeze lessons were a waste of money? |
1.2487 |
0.03407 |
197 |
152 |
41 |
4 |
679 |
It's a deal. I get the house. |
1.2487 |
0.03820 |
193 |
154 |
30 |
9 |
680 |
This is soooo much more fun than Match.com |
1.2486 |
0.04004 |
185 |
149 |
26 |
10 |
681 |
He always needed to be rescued, she always needed to try things a new way. |
1.2486 |
0.03831 |
181 |
143 |
31 |
7 |
682 |
Nothing to worry about! They're just plants, not sharks! |
1.2486 |
0.04049 |
177 |
142 |
26 |
9 |
683 |
Im getting a sinking feeling about you that we're not connecting. |
1.2486 |
0.03803 |
177 |
139 |
32 |
6 |
684 |
Swear that you'll rip the prenup into little pieces. |
1.2486 |
0.04049 |
177 |
142 |
26 |
9 |
685 |
Actually, me Jane. |
1.2486 |
0.04112 |
173 |
139 |
25 |
9 |
686 |
I’ve almost got you. Just give me the PIN for your ATM! |
1.2486 |
0.04029 |
173 |
138 |
27 |
8 |
687 |
It's not my fault that we can't afford a safety net. |
1.2484 |
0.04319 |
161 |
130 |
22 |
9 |
688 |
How do you like my new swing? |
1.2484 |
0.04107 |
157 |
124 |
27 |
6 |
689 |
Stop being such a baby, this is the slow kind of quicksand - I'll get you on the next swing! |
1.2483 |
0.04141 |
149 |
117 |
27 |
5 |
690 |
Who's my brea brea? |
1.2473 |
0.04128 |
186 |
152 |
22 |
12 |
691 |
And then she realized that trying to recover their sinking relationship had turned into a total circus. |
1.2473 |
0.04044 |
182 |
147 |
25 |
10 |
692 |
This isn't how we rehearsed it! |
1.2473 |
0.03732 |
182 |
143 |
33 |
6 |
693 |
Sorry I'm Uber. You need a Lyft." |
1.2473 |
0.03891 |
182 |
145 |
29 |
8 |
694 |
God has already sent you a rowboat, a motorboat and a helicopter!" "I'm your last chance stupid!" |
1.2472 |
0.04258 |
178 |
146 |
20 |
12 |
695 |
Your choice, sink or swing. |
1.2471 |
0.04009 |
174 |
139 |
27 |
8 |
696 |
Let's try that again. I think I know what I'm doing wrong. |
1.2471 |
0.04171 |
174 |
141 |
23 |
10 |
697 |
I hate to ask, but did you wash your hands? |
1.2471 |
0.04156 |
170 |
137 |
24 |
9 |
698 |
It's funny, this is how my last date ended |
1.2471 |
0.04071 |
170 |
136 |
26 |
8 |
699 |
Adventureland was never this exciting when Disney had control. |
1.2470 |
0.04137 |
166 |
133 |
25 |
8 |
700 |
Hi! Are you a swinger too? |
1.2469 |
0.04205 |
162 |
130 |
24 |
8 |
701 |
Hold on. I’ll be back. And back. And back. |
1.2469 |
0.04205 |
162 |
130 |
24 |
8 |
702 |
Still think trapeze lessons are stupid? |
1.2468 |
0.04182 |
158 |
126 |
25 |
7 |
703 |
Wait! Do you have hand sanitizer? |
1.2468 |
0.04277 |
158 |
127 |
23 |
8 |
704 |
Repeat after me… ‘I promise to always lift the toilet seat, and…’ |
1.2463 |
0.04122 |
203 |
169 |
18 |
16 |
705 |
Love is a balancing act, even in the jungle. |
1.2463 |
0.03618 |
203 |
161 |
34 |
8 |
706 |
Catch me - I'm about to fall! |
1.2462 |
0.03933 |
199 |
162 |
25 |
12 |
707 |
I just hope you're ready to admit that my circus arts class was a good idea. |
1.2461 |
0.03615 |
191 |
150 |
35 |
6 |
708 |
All I ask in return is no more blonde jokes. |
1.2460 |
0.03965 |
187 |
151 |
26 |
10 |
709 |
Tell me again why you can't pick up the kids on Thursday. |
1.2458 |
0.03766 |
179 |
141 |
32 |
6 |
710 |
Not such a useless class after all, was it? |
1.2458 |
0.04162 |
179 |
146 |
22 |
11 |
711 |
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty |
1.2458 |
0.04086 |
179 |
145 |
24 |
10 |
712 |
I think I left the iron on. |
1.2457 |
0.03820 |
175 |
138 |
31 |
6 |
713 |
How much quicksand can there be in a single issue of The New Yorker? |
1.2457 |
0.04150 |
175 |
142 |
23 |
10 |
714 |
Only if you rate my rescue highly on Yelp! |
1.2457 |
0.03553 |
175 |
135 |
37 |
3 |
715 |
Give me the keys to the car! |
1.2457 |
0.03820 |
175 |
138 |
31 |
6 |
716 |
Hey, you were the one that said he didn't want a safety net. |
1.2455 |
0.03609 |
220 |
177 |
32 |
11 |
717 |
This reminds me, is your life insurance policy paid up? |
1.2453 |
0.04158 |
159 |
127 |
25 |
7 |
718 |
My mother said you’d try to drag me down with you |
1.2452 |
0.04229 |
155 |
124 |
24 |
7 |
719 |
Next year we are doing our boring beachfront hotel vacation! |
1.2452 |
0.04128 |
155 |
123 |
26 |
6 |
720 |
I saw your post: "Slimy guy looking for a swinger." |
1.2450 |
0.03717 |
200 |
160 |
31 |
9 |
721 |
Yes, I could help you, but Dr. Bergemann says that sometimes it's better for a partner to just sit back and listen. |
1.2449 |
0.03970 |
196 |
160 |
24 |
12 |
722 |
Just thought I would swing by. |
1.2449 |
0.03697 |
196 |
156 |
32 |
8 |
723 |
Wait. Did you pay me back for lunch the other day? |
1.2449 |
0.03767 |
196 |
157 |
30 |
9 |
724 |
When I vowed “to have and to hold” you, I assumed you would be applying some powder to those sweaty hands. |
1.2448 |
0.03890 |
192 |
155 |
27 |
10 |
725 |
You’re just lucky I swung by! |
1.2448 |
0.03890 |
192 |
155 |
27 |
10 |
726 |
But first, I need you to acknowledge your privilege. |
1.2446 |
0.04078 |
184 |
150 |
23 |
11 |
727 |
Only when you admit
YOU missed the catch! |
1.2446 |
0.03696 |
184 |
145 |
33 |
6 |
728 |
You've never learned to trust me! |
1.2446 |
0.03615 |
184 |
144 |
35 |
5 |
729 |
Next time I'll pick the shore excursion. |
1.2446 |
0.03853 |
184 |
147 |
29 |
8 |
730 |
You wanna reconsider that pre-nup. |
1.2446 |
0.03615 |
184 |
144 |
35 |
5 |
731 |
Wanna get that? Your phone is ringing. |
1.2444 |
0.04065 |
180 |
146 |
24 |
10 |
732 |
You’re always trying to upstage me. |
1.2442 |
0.03676 |
172 |
134 |
34 |
4 |
733 |
Me Jane. You rich? |
1.2440 |
0.03915 |
168 |
133 |
29 |
6 |
734 |
Don't worry! This works 60 percent of the time. |
1.2439 |
0.04068 |
164 |
131 |
26 |
7 |
735 |
What do you think of my circus course now? |
1.2439 |
0.03718 |
205 |
165 |
30 |
10 |
736 |
Wait! My polish isn’t dry yet. |
1.2439 |
0.03782 |
164 |
128 |
32 |
4 |
737 |
I know this isn't an ideal time, but I'm going to have to let you go. It just isn't working out. |
1.2437 |
0.03839 |
160 |
125 |
31 |
4 |
738 |
No need for thanks. I was swinging by anyway. |
1.2437 |
0.03735 |
160 |
124 |
33 |
3 |
739 |
You are always looking for a handout. |
1.2437 |
0.03819 |
197 |
159 |
28 |
10 |
740 |
See, there are worse things than missing the Super Bowl. |
1.2437 |
0.03750 |
197 |
158 |
30 |
9 |
741 |
you wash your hands? |
1.2435 |
0.03730 |
193 |
154 |
31 |
8 |
742 |
Can I have the Mercedes? |
1.2431 |
0.04045 |
181 |
147 |
24 |
10 |
743 |
I took a Zoom class during lockdown |
1.2431 |
0.03810 |
181 |
144 |
30 |
7 |
744 |
And that's why I always carry my trapeze! |
1.2428 |
0.03923 |
173 |
138 |
28 |
7 |
745 |
Quick,give me the key to the safety deposit box! |
1.2426 |
0.03984 |
169 |
135 |
27 |
7 |
746 |
You have nothing to be ashamed of. |
1.2426 |
0.03894 |
169 |
134 |
29 |
6 |
747 |
Tell me it’s a stupid hobby now, Gene |
1.2426 |
0.03684 |
202 |
162 |
31 |
9 |
748 |
You're right, it's not perfect as a safety net. |
1.2420 |
0.03770 |
157 |
122 |
32 |
3 |
749 |
Yet suddenly no one’s around when MOM needs a hand. |
1.2419 |
0.03533 |
215 |
172 |
34 |
9 |
750 |
Second time's a charm. |
1.2418 |
0.04150 |
153 |
122 |
25 |
6 |
751 |
It's the one where I finish with a death spiral! |
1.2418 |
0.03628 |
182 |
143 |
34 |
5 |
752 |
I just can't seem to get the swing of it. |
1.2416 |
0.04328 |
149 |
120 |
22 |
7 |
753 |
I'm beginning to think we chose the wrong rehearsal space. |
1.2414 |
0.03903 |
174 |
139 |
28 |
7 |
754 |
Only if you promise me top billing in the act. |
1.2414 |
0.04151 |
174 |
142 |
22 |
10 |
755 |
I still think Pilates is better for my core. |
1.2412 |
0.04049 |
170 |
137 |
25 |
8 |
756 |
Can we PLEASE start using the net again? |
1.2410 |
0.03624 |
195 |
155 |
33 |
7 |
757 |
Take the picture now…Take the picture now! |
1.2410 |
0.04202 |
166 |
135 |
22 |
9 |
758 |
Trust me... I watch a lot of TV and I'm overconfident. |
1.2410 |
0.04202 |
166 |
135 |
22 |
9 |
759 |
Have you heard of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ? |
1.2407 |
0.03697 |
216 |
176 |
28 |
12 |
760 |
I should have picked a taller man. |
1.2406 |
0.03368 |
212 |
167 |
39 |
6 |
761 |
I'm waving bye-bye. |
1.2403 |
0.04327 |
154 |
125 |
21 |
8 |
762 |
Maybe next time. |
1.2403 |
0.04022 |
154 |
122 |
27 |
5 |
763 |
Equal pay? Sure,I’ll help! |
1.2402 |
0.03908 |
179 |
144 |
27 |
8 |
764 |
Really wishing I hadn’t just put on all that hand cream! |
1.2402 |
0.03908 |
179 |
144 |
27 |
8 |
765 |
Are you going to keep beefing about the cost of my lessons at Circus Fitness? |
1.2402 |
0.03988 |
179 |
145 |
25 |
9 |
766 |
‘No, nets are too expensive,’ you said… |
1.2402 |
0.04291 |
179 |
149 |
17 |
13 |
767 |
Lol I thought Trump was going to “drain the swamp” after making America great again |
1.2402 |
0.03988 |
179 |
145 |
25 |
9 |
768 |
Oh, oh, oh, my mistake…I thought
you said ‘LET me go’…oops |
1.2400 |
0.04285 |
175 |
145 |
18 |
12 |
769 |
Good thing I decided to swing by! |
1.2400 |
0.03883 |
175 |
140 |
28 |
7 |
770 |
Third time's a charm. |
1.2398 |
0.03671 |
171 |
134 |
33 |
4 |
771 |
Why do you always blame me? |
1.2398 |
0.04028 |
171 |
138 |
25 |
8 |
772 |
Do you promise to do the dishes? |
1.2398 |
0.04113 |
171 |
139 |
23 |
9 |
773 |
Boy,these team-building exercises are getting extreme! |
1.2396 |
0.03728 |
192 |
154 |
30 |
8 |
774 |
So this is what our therapist meant when they said we overcomplicate our problems |
1.2395 |
0.04092 |
167 |
135 |
24 |
8 |
775 |
Olga and Dimitri's disastrous audition for "Cirque du Everglades" |
1.2395 |
0.04092 |
167 |
135 |
24 |
8 |
776 |
I'm so sorry! However, my nails should be dry in another 30 minutes if you'd care to wait. |
1.2395 |
0.03912 |
167 |
133 |
28 |
6 |
777 |
Now this time, no comments on my form. |
1.2394 |
0.03626 |
188 |
149 |
33 |
6 |
778 |
You ready to buy that net now? |
1.2390 |
0.03833 |
159 |
125 |
30 |
4 |
779 |
Now stand on his head and reach! |
1.2390 |
0.04413 |
159 |
131 |
18 |
10 |
780 |
...and. also empty the dishwasher, right? |
1.2390 |
0.03833 |
159 |
125 |
30 |
4 |
781 |
Honey, does my butt look too big? |
1.2390 |
0.03936 |
159 |
126 |
28 |
5 |
782 |
This seems to be the perfect time to discuss my equal pay concerns… |
1.2390 |
0.03833 |
159 |
125 |
30 |
4 |
783 |
Oops, I said I’d never let you go, but I changed my mind. |
1.2390 |
0.04322 |
159 |
130 |
20 |
9 |
784 |
Okay now, JUMP! |
1.2389 |
0.04045 |
180 |
147 |
23 |
10 |
785 |
Next time don't try to retrieve the golf ball. |
1.2389 |
0.03808 |
180 |
144 |
29 |
7 |
786 |
Oh John, we're finally generating content! |
1.2387 |
0.04302 |
155 |
126 |
21 |
8 |
787 |
Say ‘pretty please’, |
1.2387 |
0.04203 |
155 |
125 |
23 |
7 |
788 |
I told you practicing in the jungle adds another level of suspense |
1.2386 |
0.03662 |
197 |
158 |
31 |
8 |
789 |
Stop complaining, it was either me or the chainsaw juggler. |
1.2384 |
0.04172 |
151 |
121 |
24 |
6 |
790 |
I want the Swiss account, the Mercedes, and Pookie....YES? |
1.2384 |
0.03921 |
172 |
138 |
27 |
7 |
791 |
I gotta hand it to you. |
1.2384 |
0.03921 |
172 |
138 |
27 |
7 |
792 |
Pink to the rescue! |
1.2383 |
0.03854 |
193 |
157 |
26 |
10 |
793 |
Time to take our relationship to the next level. |
1.2383 |
0.03783 |
193 |
156 |
28 |
9 |
794 |
So now you’re happy to support my dream of joining the circus! |
1.2383 |
0.03638 |
193 |
154 |
32 |
7 |
795 |
NOW do you see what I mean about how I'm constantly bending over backwards for you? |
1.2381 |
0.03891 |
168 |
134 |
28 |
6 |
796 |
I don't think that you're a good catch after all! |
1.2379 |
0.03685 |
206 |
167 |
29 |
10 |
797 |
Another man under 6 foot |
1.2376 |
0.03789 |
181 |
145 |
29 |
7 |
798 |
I can see something else that wants to grab you. |
1.2373 |
0.04165 |
177 |
146 |
20 |
11 |
799 |
When you book the forest trapeze, perhaps check beginner next time. |
1.2372 |
0.04179 |
156 |
126 |
23 |
7 |
800 |
Don't you dare tell me not to complain about your choice of where to go for vacation. |
1.2372 |
0.04179 |
156 |
126 |
23 |
7 |
801 |
And we thought the first date was tough... |
1.2371 |
0.03393 |
194 |
152 |
38 |
4 |
802 |
First admit it - you missed that last catch because you were staring at my boobs, right? |
1.2370 |
0.03540 |
173 |
135 |
35 |
3 |
803 |
Now who’s sorry they moisturized this morning? |
1.2368 |
0.04451 |
152 |
125 |
18 |
9 |
804 |
...and you promise to ALWAYS hang the toilet paper with the loose end OVER! |
1.2367 |
0.03960 |
169 |
136 |
26 |
7 |
805 |
High five! |
1.2367 |
0.04383 |
169 |
141 |
16 |
12 |
806 |
My THIRD pass, Lew. Personally, I just don't think it's that quick. |
1.2366 |
0.03796 |
186 |
150 |
28 |
8 |
807 |
This is why I always take a trapeze with me. |
1.2365 |
0.04108 |
148 |
118 |
25 |
5 |
808 |
Too bad, Joe. I know about your affair with the contortionist. |
1.2365 |
0.03782 |
203 |
166 |
26 |
11 |
809 |
O.K., Mr. Houdini, that’s another scrape I’ve gotten you out of ... |
1.2364 |
0.04113 |
165 |
134 |
23 |
8 |
810 |
Close but no cigar! |
1.2364 |
0.03929 |
165 |
132 |
27 |
6 |
811 |
Date night has gotten out of hand. |
1.2362 |
0.03699 |
199 |
161 |
29 |
9 |
812 |
We can do what you want when it's your birthday. |
1.2360 |
0.03893 |
161 |
128 |
28 |
5 |
813 |
There you are Brad! Would you like to renew the car warranty today? |
1.2360 |
0.04181 |
161 |
131 |
22 |
8 |
814 |
Goodbye, Gerald! I warned you I’m a swinger! |
1.2360 |
0.04181 |
161 |
131 |
22 |
8 |
815 |
You get the sinking feeling this could be your final act, Phil? |
1.2360 |
0.04181 |
161 |
131 |
22 |
8 |
816 |
If there's a next time, we'll use a net instead." |
1.2360 |
0.03907 |
178 |
144 |
26 |
8 |
817 |
And you said those classes were useless! |
1.2360 |
0.03655 |
178 |
141 |
32 |
5 |
818 |
And the unicycle girl? |
1.2360 |
0.03987 |
178 |
145 |
24 |
9 |
819 |
this time try a double back flip |
1.2360 |
0.03825 |
178 |
143 |
28 |
7 |
820 |
I’ll swing back after lunch. |
1.2360 |
0.03477 |
178 |
139 |
36 |
3 |
821 |
This was not the kind of swingers club that Brian thought he had signed up for. |
1.2360 |
0.03987 |
178 |
145 |
24 |
9 |
822 |
This is not the adventure honeymoon I envisioned. |
1.2359 |
0.03818 |
195 |
159 |
26 |
10 |
823 |
I'll help you, but I never thought you'd sink this low. |
1.2357 |
0.04489 |
140 |
114 |
19 |
7 |
824 |
You still think my trapeze classes were too expensive? |
1.2357 |
0.04055 |
157 |
126 |
25 |
6 |
825 |
I wish you weren't such a stick-in-the-mud. |
1.2356 |
0.03794 |
174 |
139 |
29 |
6 |
826 |
I’m the one who wanted to go to Paris on vacation. |
1.2356 |
0.03498 |
191 |
151 |
35 |
5 |
827 |
First, do I have your consent? |
1.2356 |
0.04011 |
191 |
158 |
21 |
12 |
828 |
I assume we will no longer have to listen to your mother complaining that my lessons are a waste of time. |
1.2356 |
0.03942 |
191 |
157 |
23 |
11 |
829 |
Sure, I'll be right back with the liability waiver. |
1.2353 |
0.03940 |
170 |
137 |
26 |
7 |
830 |
Probably not a good time to say I told you so? |
1.2353 |
0.04027 |
170 |
138 |
24 |
8 |
831 |
I told you, Google Maps. |
1.2353 |
0.04017 |
153 |
122 |
26 |
5 |
832 |
who’s having a midlife crisis now? |
1.2349 |
0.04193 |
149 |
120 |
23 |
6 |
833 |
Are you sure Cirque du Soleil uses a mud pit? |
1.2347 |
0.03660 |
196 |
158 |
30 |
8 |
834 |
I’m actually here for the 30 clowns underneath you. |
1.2346 |
0.03806 |
179 |
144 |
28 |
7 |
835 |
Now, will you put a ring on it? |
1.2346 |
0.03550 |
179 |
141 |
34 |
4 |
836 |
Still think my circus past is ‘too embarrassing,’ Jim? |
1.2346 |
0.04158 |
162 |
132 |
22 |
8 |
837 |
And you said " we don't need no stinking net!" |
1.2346 |
0.03871 |
162 |
129 |
28 |
5 |
838 |
Tell me the truth. Did you have an affair with my best friend?! |
1.2346 |
0.04158 |
162 |
132 |
22 |
8 |
839 |
You'll never be president again! Never! |
1.2346 |
0.03969 |
162 |
130 |
26 |
6 |
840 |
Of course I’ll save you, but what good is that if we don’t a free hand to record all this on a phone! |
1.2345 |
0.04154 |
145 |
116 |
24 |
5 |
841 |
Last suggestion we take from your mother. |
1.2343 |
0.03861 |
175 |
141 |
27 |
7 |
842 |
These reality shows are getting weirder. |
1.2342 |
0.04131 |
158 |
128 |
23 |
7 |
843 |
Hi, I’m Annette, and you shouldn’t have been working without Annette. |
1.2340 |
0.04346 |
141 |
114 |
21 |
6 |
844 |
Pull my finger. |
1.2340 |
0.04346 |
141 |
114 |
21 |
6 |
845 |
You are correct. I am from the IRS. |
1.2340 |
0.03606 |
188 |
150 |
32 |
6 |
846 |
However this comes out, that rogaine stuff works! |
1.2340 |
0.03606 |
188 |
150 |
32 |
6 |
847 |
Actually, Frank, this is a perfect time to renegotiate that clause in our prenup. |
1.2339 |
0.04006 |
171 |
139 |
24 |
8 |
848 |
Do you trust me? |
1.2339 |
0.03550 |
171 |
134 |
34 |
3 |
849 |
Dammit, Carol, not now. |
1.2339 |
0.04091 |
171 |
140 |
22 |
9 |
850 |
Come on! Grab my hands, cameras are rolling. I can't do this all day. |
1.2339 |
0.04006 |
171 |
139 |
24 |
8 |
851 |
These marital retreats are supposed to foster trust |
1.2338 |
0.03775 |
154 |
121 |
30 |
3 |
852 |
Suzette mistakenly joins Cirque de La Brea. |
1.2338 |
0.03994 |
154 |
123 |
26 |
5 |
853 |
Ok, but what are we? |
1.2338 |
0.04201 |
154 |
125 |
22 |
7 |
854 |
You promise I can get the kitchen remodeled? |
1.2337 |
0.03890 |
184 |
150 |
25 |
9 |
855 |
And you said those circus classes were a waste of time |
1.2332 |
0.03543 |
193 |
154 |
33 |
6 |
856 |
If we survive this couple's retreat, remind me to kill you! |
1.2331 |
0.03850 |
163 |
130 |
28 |
5 |
857 |
Now I know why the trapeze school instructor said my arms were too short. |
1.2331 |
0.04042 |
163 |
132 |
24 |
7 |
858 |
I know this is more aesthetically pleasing, but are you sure I shouldn’t just tie the rope around a palm tree and pull you out? |
1.2328 |
0.03890 |
189 |
155 |
24 |
10 |
859 |
First promise you'll always put the toilet seat back down. |
1.2328 |
0.03817 |
189 |
154 |
26 |
9 |
860 |
I think now is a good time to talk about custody. |
1.2326 |
0.04233 |
172 |
143 |
18 |
11 |
861 |
Frank, you really stuck this landing! |
1.2326 |
0.03720 |
172 |
137 |
30 |
5 |
862 |
Give me the prenup! |
1.2326 |
0.04152 |
172 |
142 |
20 |
10 |
863 |
Ooh. On second thoughts, maybe ask your precious Chat-GPT to save you. |
1.2324 |
0.03794 |
185 |
150 |
27 |
8 |
864 |
No prenuptial agreement, deal? |
1.2324 |
0.03636 |
185 |
148 |
31 |
6 |
865 |
this would be easier if you'd started ozempic when i told you to |
1.2323 |
0.03965 |
198 |
165 |
20 |
13 |
866 |
It's the greatest of ease! |
1.2321 |
0.03867 |
168 |
135 |
27 |
6 |
867 |
This the last time I bail you out. You're not a bank, Henry. |
1.2321 |
0.03867 |
168 |
135 |
27 |
6 |
868 |
I told you swinging can get messy." |
1.2320 |
0.03768 |
181 |
146 |
28 |
7 |
869 |
"No more jokes about my circus background. Ok?" |
1.2320 |
0.03747 |
194 |
158 |
27 |
9 |
870 |
Next time you sink so low, you’re on your own” |
1.2318 |
0.04036 |
151 |
121 |
25 |
5 |
871 |
Don't worry! I've estimated I still got six more attempts before you're fully under. |
1.2317 |
0.03926 |
164 |
132 |
26 |
6 |
872 |
did you empty the dishwasher? |
1.2317 |
0.04112 |
164 |
134 |
22 |
8 |
873 |
Sorry! My parents told me never to pick up strange men! |
1.2317 |
0.03628 |
164 |
129 |
32 |
3 |
874 |
Oops, not again... I'll grab you next time around |
1.2316 |
0.03822 |
177 |
143 |
27 |
7 |
875 |
i TOLD YOU TO RENEW YOUR GYM MEMBERSHIP |
1.2316 |
0.03986 |
177 |
145 |
23 |
9 |
876 |
Only if you promise to stick the landing. |
1.2316 |
0.03649 |
190 |
153 |
30 |
7 |
877 |
Sorry honey, can you reach your bootstraps? |
1.2316 |
0.03942 |
190 |
157 |
22 |
11 |
878 |
First you have to define what "Woke" is! |
1.2315 |
0.03892 |
203 |
169 |
21 |
13 |
879 |
Oh don’t be such a stick in the mud. |
1.2313 |
0.04357 |
134 |
108 |
21 |
5 |
880 |
This is a nice coincidence. |
1.2313 |
0.04103 |
147 |
118 |
24 |
5 |
881 |
See, golf isn't the only sport with a sand trap!! |
1.2312 |
0.03887 |
160 |
128 |
27 |
5 |
882 |
so you promise we’ll spend the holidays at my parent’s house this year and next? |
1.2308 |
0.04052 |
156 |
126 |
24 |
6 |
883 |
I said you need “quick HANDS”, not “quick sand”. |
1.2308 |
0.04152 |
156 |
127 |
22 |
7 |
884 |
I'll swing back and grab you in a bit. |
1.2303 |
0.03885 |
178 |
145 |
25 |
8 |
885 |
Not quite, but you did stick the landing. |
1.2303 |
0.03904 |
165 |
133 |
26 |
6 |
886 |
Quick. Before the clowns arrive. |
1.2303 |
0.03609 |
165 |
130 |
32 |
3 |
887 |
I'll get you out of this trap, with eze! |
1.2303 |
0.03904 |
165 |
133 |
26 |
6 |
888 |
Quicksand is no substitute for a net, Jerry. |
1.2299 |
0.03682 |
174 |
139 |
30 |
5 |
889 |
There's a succulent born every minute. |
1.2298 |
0.03866 |
161 |
129 |
27 |
5 |
890 |
I'm trying to make it look like I'm making an effort but I'm actually okay with you drowning. |
1.2297 |
0.04298 |
148 |
121 |
20 |
7 |
891 |
And Jazz Hands! |
1.2293 |
0.04226 |
157 |
129 |
20 |
8 |
892 |
Now will you acknowledge that acrobatics is a "real" sport? |
1.2293 |
0.03820 |
157 |
125 |
28 |
4 |
893 |
Sleeping with my sister wasn't great, Wallenda. |
1.2292 |
0.04030 |
144 |
115 |
25 |
4 |
894 |
I'm leaving you. |
1.2292 |
0.04376 |
144 |
118 |
19 |
7 |
895 |
… but don’t get my hands dirty! |
1.2291 |
0.03783 |
179 |
145 |
27 |
7 |
896 |
Hurry up! The lion sunk without the tamer. |
1.2291 |
0.04102 |
179 |
149 |
19 |
11 |
897 |
Double high-fives! |
1.2291 |
0.04025 |
179 |
148 |
21 |
10 |
898 |
You haven’t fallen into the Slough of Despond, numbskull. You’re depressed because you’ve fallen into quicksand- stop being so literary for once and grab my hands. |
1.2289 |
0.03976 |
166 |
135 |
24 |
7 |
899 |
Are we having fun yet? |
1.2289 |
0.03976 |
166 |
135 |
24 |
7 |
900 |
I’d like to talk to you about your car warranty .. |
1.2288 |
0.04495 |
153 |
128 |
15 |
10 |
901 |
Catch |
1.2287 |
0.04032 |
188 |
157 |
19 |
12 |
902 |
Senator, we know you promised to clean the swamp but you need help. |
1.2286 |
0.03752 |
175 |
141 |
28 |
6 |
903 |
Only if you marry me! |
1.2286 |
0.03923 |
175 |
143 |
24 |
8 |
904 |
Now aren't you glad we brought the trapeeze... |
1.2286 |
0.03838 |
175 |
142 |
26 |
7 |
905 |
Told you I wasn't sure of this swingers club. |
1.2284 |
0.03943 |
162 |
131 |
25 |
6 |
906 |
I told you not to use too much hand lotion! |
1.2284 |
0.03943 |
162 |
131 |
25 |
6 |
907 |
I'm with the Fed's new bail-out program. |
1.2283 |
0.03792 |
184 |
150 |
26 |
8 |
908 |
Another pass for more drama. |
1.2282 |
0.03824 |
149 |
118 |
28 |
3 |
909 |
You should have signed the trapee-nup |
1.2282 |
0.03703 |
149 |
117 |
30 |
2 |
910 |
So, Frank, now seems as good a time as any to discuss your aggressive crypto mansplaining habit…. |
1.2282 |
0.04272 |
149 |
122 |
20 |
7 |
911 |
You and your 'no net' policy! |
1.2281 |
0.03982 |
171 |
140 |
23 |
8 |
912 |
Why'd you let go in the first place? |
1.2281 |
0.03621 |
171 |
136 |
31 |
4 |
913 |
Let it go |
1.2281 |
0.03982 |
171 |
140 |
23 |
8 |
914 |
First admit you rolled your eyes when I packed the camping trapeze! |
1.2278 |
0.04202 |
158 |
130 |
20 |
8 |
915 |
Someone call for a Trapeze pickup? |
1.2278 |
0.03903 |
158 |
127 |
26 |
5 |
916 |
But your dating profile said you were a swinger. |
1.2273 |
0.03965 |
154 |
124 |
25 |
5 |
917 |
Next time we use a net! |
1.2273 |
0.03818 |
176 |
143 |
26 |
7 |
918 |
I'm a catch - and release - kind of gal. |
1.2273 |
0.04071 |
154 |
125 |
23 |
6 |
919 |
For the final time, I'm done hanging out with you. |
1.2273 |
0.03985 |
176 |
145 |
22 |
9 |
920 |
Remember, you get to choose the second date! |
1.2273 |
0.03745 |
154 |
122 |
29 |
3 |
921 |
My lawyer will sue you if I get injured while rescuing you. |
1.2273 |
0.03965 |
154 |
124 |
25 |
5 |
922 |
I'm sorry. I just can't commit. |
1.2273 |
0.03965 |
154 |
124 |
25 |
5 |
923 |
No, listen to me, grab my hands and nothing else!! |
1.2270 |
0.03614 |
185 |
149 |
30 |
6 |
924 |
Stop complaining. You slipped away by accident. Really! |
1.2270 |
0.03695 |
185 |
150 |
28 |
7 |
925 |
Just don't ever again say "me Tarzan you Jane", OK? |
1.2270 |
0.03773 |
185 |
151 |
26 |
8 |
926 |
Father always said you would drag me down with you. |
1.2270 |
0.04017 |
163 |
133 |
23 |
7 |
927 |
What do you mean you thought it was my turn to catch YOU? |
1.2270 |
0.03921 |
163 |
132 |
25 |
6 |
928 |
Changing places is not an option! |
1.2270 |
0.04314 |
141 |
115 |
20 |
6 |
929 |
Ed, you're lucky we live in a flyover state. |
1.2267 |
0.03801 |
150 |
119 |
28 |
3 |
930 |
And you thought this talent had no practical use in the real world. |
1.2267 |
0.03917 |
150 |
120 |
26 |
4 |
931 |
Don't worry, I got you! I went to the circus once as a kid. |
1.2264 |
0.03778 |
159 |
127 |
28 |
4 |
932 |
Don't you just love how interactive cirque du soleil has become? |
1.2264 |
0.03778 |
159 |
127 |
28 |
4 |
933 |
Are you willing to talk settlement? |
1.2263 |
0.04633 |
137 |
114 |
15 |
8 |
934 |
Don't ruin my nail polish. |
1.2262 |
0.03651 |
168 |
134 |
30 |
4 |
935 |
So, who gets to pick our next vacation? |
1.2262 |
0.04111 |
168 |
139 |
20 |
9 |
936 |
Not the same old song and dance this vacation,right Frank? |
1.2260 |
0.03980 |
146 |
117 |
25 |
4 |
937 |
I have a hard time letting go but you lied about being single." |
1.2260 |
0.04123 |
177 |
148 |
18 |
11 |
938 |
Are you really sorry for canceling Netflix? |
1.2260 |
0.03964 |
177 |
146 |
22 |
9 |
939 |
I suppose something might be said for the fact you're not in head first this time. |
1.2258 |
0.03942 |
155 |
125 |
25 |
5 |
940 |
Did you sleep with her? Yes or no? |
1.2258 |
0.03724 |
155 |
123 |
29 |
3 |
941 |
You mess with the circus mafia, you gonna end up sleeping with the hippos. |
1.2258 |
0.04149 |
155 |
127 |
21 |
7 |
942 |
Before I save you, I'd like to hear more about the trapeze lessons being a waste of time and money? |
1.2258 |
0.04047 |
155 |
126 |
23 |
6 |
943 |
I told you working with a net was a better idea. |
1.2258 |
0.04047 |
155 |
126 |
23 |
6 |
944 |
Got you…Psyche! |
1.2256 |
0.03710 |
195 |
160 |
26 |
9 |
945 |
There’s no connection, send in the clowns.” |
1.2256 |
0.03994 |
164 |
134 |
23 |
7 |
946 |
How should I know? It's your dream. |
1.2254 |
0.04287 |
142 |
116 |
20 |
6 |
947 |
Don't wiggle your fingers,I am ticklish! |
1.2252 |
0.04114 |
151 |
123 |
22 |
6 |
948 |
Any last messages?” |
1.2252 |
0.04006 |
151 |
122 |
24 |
5 |
949 |
And just one last thing... |
1.2251 |
0.03904 |
191 |
159 |
21 |
11 |
950 |
Why is it always me that does the heavy lifting around here? |
1.2250 |
0.03860 |
160 |
129 |
26 |
5 |
951 |
Cirque du slouleil sinking |
1.2248 |
0.04435 |
129 |
105 |
19 |
5 |
952 |
Help!! Sure,but who is this Jane? |
1.2247 |
0.03780 |
178 |
145 |
26 |
7 |
953 |
Careful, I just had a mani |
1.2247 |
0.03695 |
178 |
144 |
28 |
6 |
954 |
So, about that proposal… |
1.2246 |
0.03888 |
187 |
155 |
22 |
10 |
955 |
I'm letting go if I see a leech. |
1.2245 |
0.04185 |
147 |
120 |
21 |
6 |
956 |
Timing is everything. |
1.2245 |
0.04072 |
147 |
119 |
23 |
5 |
957 |
Last day of professional team development, Clark, and I'm still not seeing any collaborative bandwidth. |
1.2245 |
0.04185 |
147 |
120 |
21 |
6 |
958 |
See, women really CAN do it all! |
1.2245 |
0.03956 |
147 |
118 |
25 |
4 |
959 |
The first two words are - will you. |
1.2244 |
0.04024 |
156 |
127 |
23 |
6 |
960 |
Try again!....The correct answer is? |
1.2244 |
0.04224 |
156 |
129 |
19 |
8 |
961 |
And you promise to come to couples yoga?! |
1.2241 |
0.03834 |
174 |
142 |
25 |
7 |
962 |
But first, tell me you're sorry for divorcing me because I joined the circus. |
1.2240 |
0.03867 |
183 |
151 |
23 |
9 |
963 |
Who's laughing at my circus school Groupon now, Mr. Smarty-pants? |
1.2240 |
0.03955 |
192 |
161 |
19 |
12 |
964 |
I told you it was a bad idea to have sex on this thing! |
1.2239 |
0.04054 |
134 |
107 |
24 |
3 |
965 |
It’s the same safety net as everyone in the country has. |
1.2238 |
0.04373 |
143 |
118 |
18 |
7 |
966 |
now do i get my ring |
1.2238 |
0.03897 |
143 |
114 |
26 |
3 |
967 |
Oops, missed. Oops, missed. Oops, missed. |
1.2238 |
0.04373 |
143 |
118 |
18 |
7 |
968 |
Remember, you’re a Wallenda! You’ve fallen and you can get up! |
1.2235 |
0.03708 |
170 |
137 |
28 |
5 |
969 |
On Three |
1.2235 |
0.03801 |
170 |
138 |
26 |
6 |
970 |
This is not what I meant by "let's add more adventure"! |
1.2235 |
0.03676 |
179 |
145 |
28 |
6 |
971 |
Once again,what are you planning to do with the pre-nup? |
1.2230 |
0.03932 |
148 |
119 |
25 |
4 |
972 |
So, what are we? |
1.2230 |
0.04160 |
148 |
121 |
21 |
6 |
973 |
You gotta meet me halfway! |
1.2229 |
0.03453 |
157 |
123 |
33 |
1 |
974 |
This isn't covered in the prenup! |
1.2229 |
0.03453 |
157 |
123 |
33 |
1 |
975 |
The lengths women go to, to date unavailable men. |
1.2229 |
0.04101 |
157 |
129 |
21 |
7 |
976 |
I'm with the Res-que du Soleil unit. |
1.2229 |
0.04132 |
166 |
138 |
19 |
9 |
977 |
Quick, Sandy! |
1.2222 |
0.04419 |
135 |
111 |
18 |
6 |
978 |
So I get the remote for a month, right? |
1.2222 |
0.04456 |
144 |
120 |
16 |
8 |
979 |
Did you use the sanitizer? |
1.2222 |
0.04170 |
153 |
126 |
20 |
7 |
980 |
Show me those jazz hands Phillip! |
1.2222 |
0.04066 |
153 |
125 |
22 |
6 |
981 |
Well, well. If it's not the Daring Young Man. |
1.2222 |
0.03916 |
162 |
132 |
24 |
6 |
982 |
Could you sanitize your hands first? |
1.2222 |
0.04290 |
162 |
136 |
16 |
10 |
983 |
I'll try it from my ankles on the next pass. |
1.2216 |
0.03708 |
176 |
143 |
27 |
6 |
984 |
Did you make the life insurance payment? |
1.2216 |
0.03795 |
176 |
144 |
25 |
7 |
985 |
Cheat on me with the bearded lady will you? |
1.2216 |
0.03880 |
176 |
145 |
23 |
8 |
986 |
Sorry, but my 'greatest of ease' ends where your hands begin. |
1.2216 |
0.03708 |
176 |
143 |
27 |
6 |
987 |
Too bad, Fred. I knew I should have married someone taller. |
1.2216 |
0.04109 |
167 |
139 |
19 |
9 |
988 |
Grab my hands!, and never mock my circus camp again! |
1.2216 |
0.03929 |
167 |
137 |
23 |
7 |
989 |
Sorry to inform you that we chose another candidate for the job. |
1.2215 |
0.04078 |
158 |
130 |
21 |
7 |
990 |
How long have you had this sinking feeling? |
1.2215 |
0.03909 |
149 |
120 |
25 |
4 |
991 |
So close ... sorry." |
1.2214 |
0.04541 |
140 |
117 |
15 |
8 |
992 |
Dammit Kevin, meet me halfway for crying out loud. |
1.2214 |
0.04309 |
140 |
115 |
19 |
6 |
993 |
Wait...did you use hand sanitizer? |
1.2209 |
0.04189 |
172 |
145 |
16 |
11 |
994 |
Still think “Tour of the Everglades” was a good idea? |
1.2209 |
0.03990 |
163 |
134 |
22 |
7 |
995 |
Promise you'll always put the seat back down? |
1.2209 |
0.03796 |
163 |
132 |
26 |
5 |
996 |
After this, I think I want to explore saving other people. |
1.2209 |
0.03796 |
163 |
132 |
26 |
5 |
997 |
I warned you they’d never drain the swamp!! |
1.2209 |
0.03894 |
163 |
133 |
24 |
6 |
998 |
Daring, yes. Young, no. Man, oy vey. |
1.2208 |
0.04247 |
154 |
128 |
18 |
8 |
999 |
I told you joining the Mar-a-Lago circus would have its pitfalls. |
1.2207 |
0.04318 |
145 |
120 |
18 |
7 |
1000 |
Trappeasement is what got us into this situation in the first place. |
1.2207 |
0.04206 |
145 |
119 |
20 |
6 |
1001 |
I just came to say goodbye. |
1.2206 |
0.04000 |
136 |
109 |
24 |
3 |
1002 |
I'm Tarzan's intern. |
1.2202 |
0.03816 |
168 |
137 |
25 |
6 |
1003 |
Do you really care where I got the trapeze? |
1.2201 |
0.04151 |
159 |
132 |
19 |
8 |
1004 |
Looks like someone forgot to chalk up again! |
1.2201 |
0.03415 |
159 |
125 |
33 |
1 |
1005 |
I've been having this sinking feeling about our relationship for a long time |
1.2201 |
0.03853 |
159 |
129 |
25 |
5 |
1006 |
And so then I said, “flip THIS!” |
1.2201 |
0.04054 |
159 |
131 |
21 |
7 |
1007 |
Sorry I’m late! Just had to rescue an international bank. |
1.2200 |
0.04109 |
150 |
123 |
21 |
6 |
1008 |
Good thing you bought really good travel insurance. |
1.2200 |
0.03885 |
150 |
121 |
25 |
4 |
1009 |
Sweetheart, you've never looked better! |
1.2200 |
0.04109 |
150 |
123 |
21 |
6 |
1010 |
Yup, our spouses are going to find out about this... |
1.2199 |
0.04038 |
141 |
114 |
23 |
4 |
1011 |
Now is probably a good time to tell you that I am seeing the circus trapeze artist. |
1.2199 |
0.04161 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
1012 |
We can talk about the improbability of a trapeze in the jungle later! |
1.2199 |
0.04161 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
1013 |
you were right, being a swinger is totally awsome |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1014 |
This was definitely not on our to-do list. |
1.2197 |
0.04209 |
132 |
107 |
21 |
4 |
1015 |
Aren't you glad you married a trapeze artist? |
1.2197 |
0.03830 |
173 |
142 |
24 |
7 |
1016 |
This is not how we practised this scenario |
1.2195 |
0.03675 |
164 |
132 |
28 |
4 |
1017 |
And you could have put the toilet seat down. |
1.2195 |
0.04062 |
164 |
136 |
20 |
8 |
1018 |
I told you trapeze lessons would be handy instead of pole dancing." |
1.2194 |
0.04222 |
155 |
129 |
18 |
8 |
1019 |
So close but, so far away… |
1.2194 |
0.03804 |
155 |
125 |
26 |
4 |
1020 |
Do you always have to make my routines about you? |
1.2193 |
0.03637 |
187 |
153 |
27 |
7 |
1021 |
You know, I sort of get your point now about always practicing with a net. |
1.2192 |
0.03947 |
146 |
118 |
24 |
4 |
1022 |
Your arms were always too short. |
1.2191 |
0.03671 |
178 |
145 |
27 |
6 |
1023 |
Quite the tourist trap, isn't it? |
1.2191 |
0.03583 |
178 |
144 |
29 |
5 |
1024 |
So,why did you ask me to swing by? |
1.2189 |
0.03701 |
169 |
137 |
27 |
5 |
1025 |
You can do this! Think about the applause. |
1.2189 |
0.03887 |
169 |
139 |
23 |
7 |
1026 |
Are you even trying? |
1.2188 |
0.03620 |
160 |
128 |
29 |
3 |
1027 |
We don't need a net you said! |
1.2188 |
0.03727 |
160 |
129 |
27 |
4 |
1028 |
And you said my trapeze classes were a waste |
1.2188 |
0.03620 |
160 |
128 |
29 |
3 |
1029 |
Say it: 'I want you more than I need you.' |
1.2185 |
0.04191 |
151 |
125 |
19 |
7 |
1030 |
This will make a great TikTok video, be thinking about the music. |
1.2185 |
0.04085 |
151 |
124 |
21 |
6 |
1031 |
We have to stop meeting like this! |
1.2185 |
0.03746 |
151 |
121 |
27 |
3 |
1032 |
I told you this is what you get if you let go. |
1.2185 |
0.04085 |
151 |
124 |
21 |
6 |
1033 |
You never would ask for directions |
1.2185 |
0.04191 |
151 |
125 |
19 |
7 |
1034 |
Next time, grab my bottom. You won't fall off then. |
1.2184 |
0.03539 |
174 |
140 |
30 |
4 |
1035 |
You always told me being swingers had benefits! |
1.2184 |
0.03981 |
174 |
145 |
20 |
9 |
1036 |
Wait... I forgot my phone... I gotta get a picture! |
1.2183 |
0.04135 |
142 |
116 |
21 |
5 |
1037 |
Oh heck, I just did my nails! |
1.2182 |
0.03946 |
165 |
136 |
22 |
7 |
1038 |
Hurry up! I have 15 minutes between Zoom meetings. |
1.2182 |
0.03552 |
165 |
132 |
30 |
3 |
1039 |
I'll have you out with the greatest of ease |
1.2182 |
0.03852 |
165 |
135 |
24 |
6 |
1040 |
My friends told me I could pick up guys if I checked out the bar scene. |
1.2182 |
0.03946 |
165 |
136 |
22 |
7 |
1041 |
Weeeeeeee! |
1.2180 |
0.04314 |
133 |
109 |
19 |
5 |
1042 |
As soon as as the lacquer's dried! |
1.2179 |
0.04097 |
156 |
129 |
20 |
7 |
1043 |
Too bad I'll just swing us both into my glass ceiling. |
1.2179 |
0.03995 |
156 |
128 |
22 |
6 |
1044 |
It's not that deep" you said.
Now, about that red Corvette I wanted... |
1.2179 |
0.04294 |
156 |
131 |
16 |
9 |
1045 |
This motherfucker! |
1.2179 |
0.04211 |
179 |
153 |
13 |
13 |
1046 |
And you didn't want to pay for the lessons! |
1.2177 |
0.04040 |
147 |
120 |
22 |
5 |
1047 |
Do I get the TV remote tonight? |
1.2177 |
0.04040 |
147 |
120 |
22 |
5 |
1048 |
Okay, Mr. “I Don’t Need a Net”… |
1.2177 |
0.04040 |
147 |
120 |
22 |
5 |
1049 |
This isn’t what I meant when I said you had to let go of me, but it works. |
1.2177 |
0.04373 |
147 |
123 |
16 |
8 |
1050 |
You Tarzan, me Jane. |
1.2176 |
0.03955 |
170 |
141 |
21 |
8 |
1051 |
C'Mon - Jump! |
1.2176 |
0.03386 |
170 |
135 |
33 |
2 |
1052 |
I said STICK the landing Bob, not GET STUCK. |
1.2176 |
0.03488 |
170 |
136 |
31 |
3 |
1053 |
So near, yet so far. |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
1054 |
I'll get you out of this trap ezey! |
1.2171 |
0.04122 |
175 |
148 |
16 |
11 |
1055 |
How'd you get stuck in the 1970s? |
1.2171 |
0.04060 |
152 |
125 |
21 |
6 |
1056 |
I'm ready to take the plunge. |
1.2171 |
0.03840 |
152 |
123 |
25 |
4 |
1057 |
This IS better than goat yoga! |
1.2171 |
0.04370 |
152 |
128 |
15 |
9 |
1058 |
Was this adventure vacation really worth it just to avoid a weekend with my mother? |
1.2169 |
0.04017 |
166 |
138 |
20 |
8 |
1059 |
This isn’t what I had in mind when I suggested we try swinging. |
1.2169 |
0.03831 |
166 |
136 |
24 |
6 |
1060 |
My last partner made the same cute face you are making now! |
1.2168 |
0.04227 |
143 |
118 |
19 |
6 |
1061 |
I suppose you haven't seen the lion tamer? |
1.2168 |
0.04227 |
143 |
118 |
19 |
6 |
1062 |
And you said my pandemic hobbies were a waste of time! |
1.2168 |
0.03987 |
143 |
116 |
23 |
4 |
1063 |
You never bale me out! |
1.2167 |
0.03718 |
180 |
148 |
25 |
7 |
1064 |
So you forgive my affair with the Flying Boldinis? |
1.2166 |
0.04364 |
157 |
133 |
14 |
10 |
1065 |
Now...what were you saying about wanting more space? |
1.2166 |
0.04073 |
157 |
130 |
20 |
7 |
1066 |
Maybe now you’ll understand that I’m letting you go.” |
1.2166 |
0.03868 |
157 |
128 |
24 |
5 |
1067 |
Honey, you really stuck the landing this time. |
1.2166 |
0.03868 |
157 |
128 |
24 |
5 |
1068 |
Ohhhhhh . . . so close! sorry, dear. |
1.2164 |
0.04015 |
134 |
108 |
23 |
3 |
1069 |
At least we aren't school teachers... or we'd have to do this while dodging bullets. |
1.2164 |
0.04285 |
134 |
110 |
19 |
5 |
1070 |
And regarding visiting my family for the holidays…? |
1.2162 |
0.03780 |
148 |
119 |
26 |
3 |
1071 |
I told you the Couple's Circus Lessons Groupon would pay off! |
1.2160 |
0.03686 |
162 |
131 |
27 |
4 |
1072 |
I can swing low but a chariot is out of the question. |
1.2160 |
0.03889 |
162 |
133 |
23 |
6 |
1073 |
Butterfingers! |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1074 |
I suppose I could stretch a little further, but who is this Tiffany who keeps texting you. |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1075 |
Look honey, we're swingers! |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1076 |
Did you remember to empty the dishwasher, as I had asked? |
1.2157 |
0.04141 |
153 |
127 |
19 |
7 |
1077 |
Before I save you I need to know if clowns freak you out. |
1.2155 |
0.04094 |
181 |
154 |
15 |
12 |
1078 |
I told you...$20 more for a net would be worth it! |
1.2153 |
0.03962 |
144 |
117 |
23 |
4 |
1079 |
And you said my time in the circus would never come in handy. |
1.2153 |
0.03838 |
144 |
116 |
25 |
3 |
1080 |
How I met your Mother. |
1.2153 |
0.04083 |
144 |
118 |
21 |
5 |
1081 |
Not again! |
1.2152 |
0.03630 |
158 |
127 |
28 |
3 |
1082 |
Tarzan, your mother would be ashamed. |
1.2152 |
0.03630 |
158 |
127 |
28 |
3 |
1083 |
Have you been paying the life insurance premiums, sweetheart? |
1.2151 |
0.03549 |
172 |
139 |
29 |
4 |
1084 |
So, does my mother get to visit this weekend or not? |
1.2151 |
0.03825 |
172 |
142 |
23 |
7 |
1085 |
Hi! I'm Jessica from La Brea customer service. How are you enjoying your visit so far? |
1.2149 |
0.04424 |
121 |
99 |
18 |
4 |
1086 |
'Hurry we're going to miss the buffet" |
1.2148 |
0.04124 |
135 |
110 |
21 |
4 |
1087 |
I guess this makes me queen of jungle now! |
1.2148 |
0.04103 |
149 |
123 |
20 |
6 |
1088 |
How "Great" do you feel now you cheating SOB? |
1.2148 |
0.03991 |
149 |
122 |
22 |
5 |
1089 |
I'll tell people you worked without a net. |
1.2147 |
0.03576 |
177 |
144 |
28 |
5 |
1090 |
I want a divorce. |
1.2147 |
0.03490 |
191 |
156 |
29 |
6 |
1091 |
Look who wouldn’t have been caught dead asking for my hand. |
1.2143 |
0.04028 |
140 |
114 |
22 |
4 |
1092 |
Jerry had noticed that their harmless lockdown hobby had escalated unpleasantly since 2021. |
1.2143 |
0.04153 |
140 |
115 |
20 |
5 |
1093 |
I’ll grab you and squeeze, with the greatest of ease |
1.2143 |
0.03795 |
154 |
125 |
25 |
4 |
1094 |
And you're not coming into the house until you take off your shoes! |
1.2143 |
0.04117 |
154 |
128 |
19 |
7 |
1095 |
Honey, is your life insurance paid up? |
1.2143 |
0.03795 |
154 |
125 |
25 |
4 |
1096 |
Boy, quick sand really is quick, isn't it? |
1.2138 |
0.03718 |
159 |
129 |
26 |
4 |
1097 |
Is this a good time to bring up that prenup? |
1.2137 |
0.04599 |
131 |
110 |
14 |
7 |
1098 |
Just tell me honestly, have you sanitized your hands? |
1.2134 |
0.04035 |
164 |
137 |
19 |
8 |
1099 |
What are you thinking about that kitchen renovation I mentioned yesterday Chuck? |
1.2133 |
0.04078 |
150 |
124 |
20 |
6 |
1100 |
What am I doing, Brad? Dismantling the patriarchy, one errant half-twisting reverse bird’s nest at a time. |
1.2133 |
0.04187 |
150 |
125 |
18 |
7 |
1101 |
Well, at least the fall didn't kill you. |
1.2133 |
0.04078 |
150 |
124 |
20 |
6 |
1102 |
About that pre-nup, Ralph..." |
1.2132 |
0.04228 |
136 |
112 |
19 |
5 |
1103 |
Meet me half way! |
1.2132 |
0.03822 |
136 |
109 |
25 |
2 |
1104 |
These team building activities are really getting creative |
1.2131 |
0.03823 |
183 |
153 |
21 |
9 |
1105 |
And you wanted to be on "Survivor!" |
1.2130 |
0.03951 |
169 |
141 |
20 |
8 |
1106 |
See ya later, alligator. |
1.2129 |
0.03989 |
155 |
128 |
21 |
6 |
1107 |
Your mood swings give me a sinking feeling. |
1.2129 |
0.03989 |
155 |
128 |
21 |
6 |
1108 |
These Carnival cruise excursions are not what I imagined |
1.2129 |
0.03989 |
155 |
128 |
21 |
6 |
1109 |
Thanks for letting me swing by! |
1.2129 |
0.03882 |
155 |
127 |
23 |
5 |
1110 |
Sorry, but I've only got no-vault insurance. |
1.2129 |
0.03773 |
155 |
126 |
25 |
4 |
1111 |
If you’d paid attention in physics class you’d know this is the last time we’ll be this close. |
1.2129 |
0.04292 |
155 |
131 |
15 |
9 |
1112 |
I’m sorry, but I just did my nails. |
1.2129 |
0.04092 |
155 |
129 |
19 |
7 |
1113 |
Arthur, Do you want to be saved or not? |
1.2129 |
0.04092 |
155 |
129 |
19 |
7 |
1114 |
I'm sorry, the last administration was supposed to drain the swamp. |
1.2129 |
0.04092 |
155 |
129 |
19 |
7 |
1115 |
You should have married that 6-foot, 2-inch skinny girl you liked so much! |
1.2129 |
0.03882 |
155 |
127 |
23 |
5 |
1116 |
Remember when you set my circus hobby will never be useful? |
1.2129 |
0.03660 |
155 |
125 |
27 |
3 |
1117 |
This is what happens when a man refuses to ask directions. |
1.2128 |
0.04127 |
141 |
116 |
20 |
5 |
1118 |
I’ll be right back! |
1.2128 |
0.04127 |
141 |
116 |
20 |
5 |
1119 |
You’re not John! |
1.2128 |
0.04248 |
141 |
117 |
18 |
6 |
1120 |
Promise to do the dishes and take out the garbage? |
1.2128 |
0.04002 |
141 |
115 |
22 |
4 |
1121 |
Are you sure? Sometimes you're so hard to read. |
1.2128 |
0.04248 |
141 |
117 |
18 |
6 |
1122 |
Tell me again where you were last Friday night. |
1.2126 |
0.03957 |
174 |
146 |
19 |
9 |
1123 |
Just so you know, short-armed men should never go anywhere near quicksand! |
1.2126 |
0.03872 |
174 |
145 |
21 |
8 |
1124 |
Who says we’re not swingers? |
1.2126 |
0.03697 |
174 |
143 |
25 |
6 |
1125 |
I told you trapeze lessons would come in handy. |
1.2126 |
0.03872 |
174 |
145 |
21 |
8 |
1126 |
I never loved you, Jerry—I hope your bloated swamp corpse rots in hell. |
1.2126 |
0.04276 |
127 |
104 |
19 |
4 |
1127 |
Mondays. |
1.2126 |
0.04276 |
127 |
104 |
19 |
4 |
1128 |
What's the magic word? |
1.2125 |
0.03589 |
160 |
129 |
28 |
3 |
1129 |
AND you'll do the laundry for six months AND... |
1.2125 |
0.04003 |
160 |
133 |
20 |
7 |
1130 |
So its agreed, we're tearing up the pre-nup? |
1.2123 |
0.03913 |
146 |
119 |
23 |
4 |
1131 |
This is a little more than a "sticky situation" you said you needed help with! |
1.2123 |
0.03913 |
146 |
119 |
23 |
4 |
1132 |
C'mon, honey. Just like we practiced. |
1.2123 |
0.04032 |
146 |
120 |
21 |
5 |
1133 |
Worst swingers' party EVER! |
1.2123 |
0.03628 |
179 |
147 |
26 |
6 |
1134 |
Is this a good time to discuss our pre nuptial |
1.2121 |
0.04306 |
132 |
109 |
18 |
5 |
1135 |
I can save you, but first I need to know if you've had any COVID symptoms... |
1.2121 |
0.03882 |
132 |
106 |
24 |
2 |
1136 |
Say it!!! Say you love me, Marvin!!! |
1.2121 |
0.04013 |
165 |
138 |
19 |
8 |
1137 |
No,no. Use the underhand grip! |
1.2121 |
0.04028 |
132 |
107 |
22 |
3 |
1138 |
I knew quitting school and joining a traveling circus would come in handy someday. |
1.2121 |
0.03730 |
132 |
105 |
26 |
1 |
1139 |
Fine, you were right… this was a terrible place to practice. |
1.2121 |
0.04169 |
132 |
108 |
20 |
4 |
1140 |
Can we please go back to missionary style? |
1.2119 |
0.04368 |
151 |
128 |
14 |
9 |
1141 |
This is the second time this week, Paul. |
1.2119 |
0.04054 |
151 |
125 |
20 |
6 |
1142 |
Say the magic word! |
1.2119 |
0.04638 |
118 |
98 |
15 |
5 |
1143 |
Where's the key to the safety deposit box? |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
1144 |
Quick! |
1.2118 |
0.03558 |
170 |
138 |
28 |
4 |
1145 |
Give me the damn car keys, this helicopter is costing a fortune! |
1.2118 |
0.03930 |
170 |
142 |
20 |
8 |
1146 |
…only if you promise we don’t have to spend the holidays with your Mother. |
1.2117 |
0.03797 |
137 |
110 |
25 |
2 |
1147 |
The therapist did say we could grow apart if we kept swinging. |
1.2117 |
0.04070 |
137 |
112 |
21 |
4 |
1148 |
And just think, you didn’t want me to join the circus! |
1.2116 |
0.03580 |
189 |
156 |
26 |
7 |
1149 |
I couldn’t find a vine. |
1.2115 |
0.04068 |
156 |
130 |
19 |
7 |
1150 |
Goodbye Dear” |
1.2115 |
0.03860 |
156 |
128 |
23 |
5 |
1151 |
My name is Louise on the flying trapeze. |
1.2114 |
0.03766 |
175 |
145 |
23 |
7 |
1152 |
I'm not feeling the enthusiasm, Doug. Let's try again on the next pass. |
1.2114 |
0.04358 |
123 |
101 |
18 |
4 |
1153 |
I told you we shouldn't have tried to build on a wetland! |
1.2113 |
0.04100 |
142 |
117 |
20 |
5 |
1154 |
I think you’ll really take to the lion taming. |
1.2109 |
0.04388 |
128 |
106 |
17 |
5 |
1155 |
Just two more passes and we'll go viral for sure! |
1.2109 |
0.04007 |
147 |
121 |
21 |
5 |
1156 |
My therapist thinks we have a co-dependent relationship... I'm starting to see what she means. |
1.2109 |
0.03889 |
147 |
120 |
23 |
4 |
1157 |
My eyes are up here! |
1.2109 |
0.04122 |
147 |
122 |
19 |
6 |
1158 |
Betcha didn't think of this when you asked for a divorce, did you? |
1.2108 |
0.03706 |
166 |
136 |
25 |
5 |
1159 |
We should have used a net! |
1.2108 |
0.03803 |
166 |
137 |
23 |
6 |
1160 |
You're lucky I was hanging around! |
1.2108 |
0.03803 |
166 |
137 |
23 |
6 |
1161 |
You know I don't like to say I told you so.... |
1.2105 |
0.04165 |
171 |
146 |
14 |
11 |
1162 |
Did you find the engagement ring yet, honey? |
1.2105 |
0.03996 |
171 |
144 |
18 |
9 |
1163 |
Either way, from today on, I'm finding somewhere else to practice. |
1.2102 |
0.03837 |
157 |
129 |
23 |
5 |
1164 |
What are we going to do on our second date? |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1165 |
I told you those trapeze lessons would come in handy some day. |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1166 |
This is no time to be afraid of helicopters, George! |
1.2101 |
0.03910 |
138 |
112 |
23 |
3 |
1167 |
I mean at least meet me halfway, Greg. |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1168 |
We seem to be growing apart. |
1.2099 |
0.03656 |
162 |
132 |
26 |
4 |
1169 |
So this is your idea of doing something together? |
1.2098 |
0.04074 |
143 |
118 |
20 |
5 |
1170 |
Remember the times I told you I was shorthanded? |
1.2098 |
0.04309 |
143 |
120 |
16 |
7 |
1171 |
I told you those acrobat classes would come in handy. |
1.2098 |
0.03951 |
143 |
117 |
22 |
4 |
1172 |
I told you the trapeze class would come in handy! |
1.2096 |
0.03587 |
167 |
136 |
27 |
4 |
1173 |
I told you being the damsel isn’t easy! |
1.2095 |
0.04207 |
148 |
124 |
17 |
7 |
1174 |
First, admit that bringing my "trapeze crap" on this vacation was a great idea. |
1.2093 |
0.03975 |
172 |
145 |
18 |
9 |
1175 |
don’t worry I watched a YouTube video |
1.2093 |
0.03709 |
172 |
142 |
24 |
6 |
1176 |
Think of the media coverage this can get... |
1.2092 |
0.03896 |
153 |
126 |
22 |
5 |
1177 |
I'm so lucky your parents sent you to circus camp that summer! |
1.2092 |
0.04214 |
153 |
129 |
16 |
8 |
1178 |
Don’t you wish we had sprung for a net? |
1.2090 |
0.04113 |
134 |
110 |
20 |
4 |
1179 |
Now you know how I feel when you leave the toilet lid up. |
1.2090 |
0.04247 |
134 |
111 |
18 |
5 |
1180 |
Does Tarzan want to tell Jane his sexual fantasy now? |
1.2089 |
0.04120 |
158 |
133 |
17 |
8 |
1181 |
This is where it gets sticky. |
1.2087 |
0.04366 |
115 |
94 |
18 |
3 |
1182 |
Care to mansplain that glass ceiling one more time? |
1.2087 |
0.04862 |
115 |
97 |
12 |
6 |
1183 |
I’m Annette! |
1.2086 |
0.04145 |
139 |
115 |
19 |
5 |
1184 |
She was constantly letting herself get sucked into other people’s problems. |
1.2086 |
0.04145 |
139 |
115 |
19 |
5 |
1185 |
The Sinking Wallendas |
1.2086 |
0.03636 |
163 |
133 |
26 |
4 |
1186 |
I can't wait for the satisfaction of telling my mother those trapeze lessons weren't a waste of time and money! |
1.2083 |
0.03568 |
168 |
137 |
27 |
4 |
1187 |
Sorry! Hafta fly! |
1.2083 |
0.04282 |
144 |
121 |
16 |
7 |
1188 |
Oh, c'mon. Don't be such a stick in the mud! |
1.2083 |
0.04167 |
144 |
120 |
18 |
6 |
1189 |
Will you let me drive the Tesla? |
1.2083 |
0.04167 |
144 |
120 |
18 |
6 |
1190 |
Wait,did you use the hand sanitizer? |
1.2083 |
0.04568 |
120 |
100 |
15 |
5 |
1191 |
And I get the remote. Agreed? |
1.2083 |
0.03856 |
168 |
140 |
21 |
7 |
1192 |
We can do this. Just pretend you're Ukraine and I'm NATO |
1.2083 |
0.04036 |
168 |
142 |
17 |
9 |
1193 |
I’ll save you from the dating pool! |
1.2083 |
0.03671 |
144 |
116 |
26 |
2 |
1194 |
Still think joining the circus was a bad idea |
1.2081 |
0.03597 |
173 |
142 |
26 |
5 |
1195 |
Grab my hands. Fonzie III is about to jump the quicksand. |
1.2080 |
0.03983 |
125 |
101 |
22 |
2 |
1196 |
Just like when we were in Vegas...
But with gators this time |
1.2079 |
0.03532 |
178 |
146 |
27 |
5 |
1197 |
Only if you let me control the remote from now on. |
1.2078 |
0.04087 |
154 |
129 |
18 |
7 |
1198 |
My, what small hands you have, Donald! |
1.2077 |
0.04327 |
130 |
108 |
17 |
5 |
1199 |
Who cares if they're small? Just GRAB them!!!! |
1.2075 |
0.03793 |
159 |
131 |
23 |
5 |
1200 |
I’ll swing back by in a minute… |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
1201 |
Oh? From up in the tree you looked really handsome. |
1.2073 |
0.03718 |
164 |
135 |
24 |
5 |
1202 |
A woman's work is never done! |
1.2071 |
0.03724 |
140 |
113 |
25 |
2 |
1203 |
Gosh, I never realized what small hands you have! |
1.2071 |
0.03860 |
140 |
114 |
23 |
3 |
1204 |
And you accused me of overpacking when I put the trapeze in the carry-on bag. |
1.2071 |
0.03991 |
140 |
115 |
21 |
4 |
1205 |
Serves you right. This is what happens when you leave the circus to get an MBA." |
1.2069 |
0.04254 |
145 |
122 |
16 |
7 |
1206 |
Not getting out of alamony that easy! |
1.2067 |
0.03603 |
179 |
148 |
25 |
6 |
1207 |
Still think nets are for cowards? |
1.2066 |
0.04218 |
121 |
99 |
19 |
3 |
1208 |
A lot of good the net did! |
1.2065 |
0.03958 |
155 |
129 |
20 |
6 |
1209 |
Let's say some poignant parting words--just in case... |
1.2065 |
0.03740 |
155 |
127 |
24 |
4 |
1210 |
Now be sure to wipe your feet when you get home. |
1.2065 |
0.03958 |
155 |
129 |
20 |
6 |
1211 |
You would think a miraculously placed trapeze would prompt more confidence than I'm feeling. |
1.2063 |
0.03955 |
126 |
102 |
22 |
2 |
1212 |
I think our act would work better as a one woman show. |
1.2063 |
0.03666 |
160 |
131 |
25 |
4 |
1213 |
You’re still on the unicycle, right? |
1.2063 |
0.03666 |
160 |
131 |
25 |
4 |
1214 |
But first—Democrat or Republican? |
1.2061 |
0.04431 |
131 |
110 |
15 |
6 |
1215 |
Oh, fuck! |
1.2061 |
0.04431 |
131 |
110 |
15 |
6 |
1216 |
Care to meet a real swinging gal? |
1.2059 |
0.03220 |
170 |
136 |
33 |
1 |
1217 |
Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man, ... |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
1218 |
Once again, you're coming up a bit short.” |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
1219 |
You’re lucky I just happen to be swinging by. |
1.2057 |
0.03701 |
141 |
114 |
25 |
2 |
1220 |
So, no March Madness on TV this year, correct?! |
1.2057 |
0.04091 |
141 |
117 |
19 |
5 |
1221 |
No, YOU'RE supposed to be Lord of the Jungle! |
1.2057 |
0.04091 |
141 |
117 |
19 |
5 |
1222 |
Now, speaking freely, what is your opinion of Feminism? |
1.2057 |
0.04091 |
141 |
117 |
19 |
5 |
1223 |
Like we practiced! |
1.2056 |
0.03314 |
180 |
146 |
31 |
3 |
1224 |
Hang on, honey, I’m thinking. |
1.2055 |
0.03493 |
146 |
117 |
28 |
1 |
1225 |
See? I TOLD you trapeze class would be more fun than pole dancing! |
1.2055 |
0.03998 |
146 |
121 |
20 |
5 |
1226 |
Sure it’s a bit of a circus, but what’s the alternative? |
1.2053 |
0.04022 |
151 |
126 |
19 |
6 |
1227 |
Walter. You’re really pissing me off. Reach! |
1.2053 |
0.04130 |
151 |
127 |
17 |
7 |
1228 |
"No I'm not Jane but you're no Tarzan either!" |
1.2053 |
0.03796 |
151 |
124 |
23 |
4 |
1229 |
'Don't pack the trapeze,' you said. |
1.2053 |
0.04022 |
151 |
126 |
19 |
6 |
1230 |
There must be a better way |
1.2053 |
0.03796 |
151 |
124 |
23 |
4 |
1231 |
Maybe the daring young man will try it with the Velcro now. |
1.2053 |
0.04130 |
151 |
127 |
17 |
7 |
1232 |
You picked the wrong week to quit the circus. |
1.2051 |
0.04140 |
156 |
132 |
16 |
8 |
1233 |
OK, next time I swing by just reach up a little higher. I can't do all the work for both of us! |
1.2051 |
0.03828 |
156 |
129 |
22 |
5 |
1234 |
Thanks for dropping in. I’ll catch you later. |
1.2050 |
0.04049 |
161 |
136 |
17 |
8 |
1235 |
Out of your trap with ease. |
1.2050 |
0.03751 |
161 |
133 |
23 |
5 |
1236 |
Tarzan thinks you suck! |
1.2048 |
0.03871 |
166 |
139 |
20 |
7 |
1237 |
It's because you have small hands |
1.2047 |
0.04519 |
127 |
107 |
14 |
6 |
1238 |
A biodegradable safety net… What could possibly go wrong? |
1.2045 |
0.03986 |
132 |
108 |
21 |
3 |
1239 |
I make $10,000 a month working from home. Ask me how! |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
110 |
17 |
5 |
1240 |
A lot different than swinging on a vine, eh Tarzan? |
1.2045 |
0.03986 |
132 |
108 |
21 |
3 |
1241 |
And you thought trapeze classes were just for bougie stay-at-homes. |
1.2044 |
0.04031 |
137 |
113 |
20 |
4 |
1242 |
There's no way I can save you, but I did want you to know that I thought about it. |
1.2044 |
0.04031 |
137 |
113 |
20 |
4 |
1243 |
Eric,I sense that an unbridgeable gap has developed between us. |
1.2044 |
0.04031 |
137 |
113 |
20 |
4 |
1244 |
How ironic ! Your name being Sandy. |
1.2044 |
0.04413 |
137 |
116 |
14 |
7 |
1245 |
It’s not what you said , it’s how you said it |
1.2044 |
0.04162 |
137 |
114 |
18 |
5 |
1246 |
When you wake up from this dream, go back to your wife. |
1.2042 |
0.03811 |
142 |
116 |
23 |
3 |
1247 |
Well heck, this is not my circus but unfortunately you are my monkey. You know the drill Armando! |
1.2042 |
0.03940 |
142 |
117 |
21 |
4 |
1248 |
Oh,wait!! I forgot to sanitize my hands!! |
1.2041 |
0.03854 |
147 |
121 |
22 |
4 |
1249 |
Seriously Frank? Anything to avoid dinner with my parents... |
1.2041 |
0.03731 |
147 |
120 |
24 |
3 |
1250 |
What, now circus lessons don't seem so funny anymore? |
1.2041 |
0.03731 |
147 |
120 |
24 |
3 |
1251 |
So, how are you enjoying metaphor camp? |
1.2039 |
0.03773 |
152 |
125 |
23 |
4 |
1252 |
Maybe not with the greatest of ease |
1.2039 |
0.04105 |
152 |
128 |
17 |
7 |
1253 |
Tell me again: who gets credit for thinking of this? |
1.2038 |
0.03806 |
157 |
130 |
22 |
5 |
1254 |
At least you had a soft landing! |
1.2037 |
0.03518 |
162 |
132 |
27 |
3 |
1255 |
Now do you see why Tarzan used a vine? |
1.2035 |
0.04007 |
113 |
91 |
21 |
1 |
1256 |
I can pull you out, but your elephant is a goner. |
1.2035 |
0.03773 |
172 |
144 |
21 |
7 |
1257 |
And YOU thought a swinger’s party would be fun! |
1.2035 |
0.03949 |
172 |
146 |
17 |
9 |
1258 |
The number of times I’ve bent over backwards for you. |
1.2035 |
0.03862 |
172 |
145 |
19 |
8 |
1259 |
It's nice to get out of the office, but they're taking these 'trust your co-workers' exercises a little too far" |
1.2034 |
0.04593 |
118 |
99 |
14 |
5 |
1260 |
You're going to get me that new Tesla....right? |
1.2033 |
0.04313 |
123 |
102 |
17 |
4 |
1261 |
This is how people expect their Tinder dates to go. |
1.2030 |
0.03660 |
133 |
107 |
25 |
1 |
1262 |
I'm starting to regret taking the 'quicksand survival' elective at trapeze school. |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
1263 |
Did you know it was our anniversary today? |
1.2030 |
0.04369 |
133 |
112 |
15 |
6 |
1264 |
And you said joining Cirque du Soleil would never be of any use anywhere in the real world! |
1.2029 |
0.04502 |
138 |
118 |
12 |
8 |
1265 |
Hand me your wallet! |
1.2029 |
0.03731 |
138 |
112 |
24 |
2 |
1266 |
Jazz Hands, Jimmy!!! More Jazz Hands!! |
1.2029 |
0.03870 |
138 |
113 |
22 |
3 |
1267 |
Does this make me look fat? |
1.2027 |
0.04493 |
148 |
128 |
10 |
10 |
1268 |
1000 TiK Tok likes minimum |
1.2027 |
0.03830 |
148 |
122 |
22 |
4 |
1269 |
Now about your secretary… |
1.2026 |
0.03864 |
153 |
127 |
21 |
5 |
1270 |
‘Butterfingers! Is that you?!’ |
1.2026 |
0.03864 |
153 |
127 |
21 |
5 |
1271 |
If only I didn't have T Rex arms ... |
1.2026 |
0.03634 |
153 |
125 |
25 |
3 |
1272 |
I'll grab you on the next pass, that snake is too close for my comfort. |
1.2026 |
0.03514 |
153 |
124 |
27 |
2 |
1273 |
I swear this marriage counseling gets harder every session! |
1.2025 |
0.03676 |
158 |
130 |
24 |
4 |
1274 |
I warned you about using hand cream. |
1.2025 |
0.03991 |
158 |
133 |
18 |
7 |
1275 |
You should have answered my question!
Twice I asked you "who is Arlene?" |
1.2025 |
0.03889 |
158 |
132 |
20 |
6 |
1276 |
My thighs can't bend any more! |
1.2025 |
0.03676 |
158 |
130 |
24 |
4 |
1277 |
Did you find the ring? |
1.2025 |
0.03908 |
163 |
137 |
19 |
7 |
1278 |
You really need to work on your extensions, honey |
1.2025 |
0.03809 |
163 |
136 |
21 |
6 |
1279 |
Like we rehearsed! Less sinking! |
1.2018 |
0.04349 |
114 |
94 |
17 |
3 |
1280 |
« l I hope you didn’t use my hand cream again! » |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
1281 |
If this works, I think we should take the act on the road. |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
1282 |
Who's the unsafe one now, Mr. Nets-Are-For-Keeping-Mosquitos-Away? |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
1283 |
Shockingly,Lilian had neglected to mention her extensive trapeze background on her rescue team application. |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
1284 |
Does THIS remind you of my mother?! |
1.2015 |
0.03932 |
134 |
110 |
21 |
3 |
1285 |
The Swiss Banking Circus' star trapeze artist; UBS rescues Credit Suisse from the pool of quicksand below. |
1.2014 |
0.04232 |
139 |
117 |
16 |
6 |
1286 |
Got a match? |
1.2014 |
0.04232 |
139 |
117 |
16 |
6 |
1287 |
You can’t use a net like everyone else? |
1.2014 |
0.03845 |
139 |
114 |
22 |
3 |
1288 |
Yes, honey, please honey, You were right again. It is quicksand. |
1.2014 |
0.04354 |
139 |
118 |
14 |
7 |
1289 |
It's too late to lose 20 pounds... |
1.2014 |
0.03845 |
139 |
114 |
22 |
3 |
1290 |
Wait! This'll be more dramatic in a few minutes! |
1.2014 |
0.04107 |
139 |
116 |
18 |
5 |
1291 |
So my brother's going to catch me, and he's going to toss me to our other brother, and then my mom's going to help me back up to the platform, and then I'll be back for you, I promise! |
1.2014 |
0.04354 |
139 |
118 |
14 |
7 |
1292 |
Like our couples therapist says honey, sometimes to love is to let go. |
1.2014 |
0.04132 |
144 |
121 |
17 |
6 |
1293 |
Want to ‘splain to me again, Kevin, how politics and acrobatics are easy? |
1.2013 |
0.03807 |
149 |
123 |
22 |
4 |
1294 |
Told you that Groupon would come in handy. |
1.2013 |
0.04038 |
149 |
125 |
18 |
6 |
1295 |
I'll drop you off here and be back in 5 |
1.2013 |
0.03544 |
159 |
130 |
26 |
3 |
1296 |
Just walk out of there, you wimp. You're a centaur!. |
1.2013 |
0.04164 |
159 |
136 |
14 |
9 |
1297 |
Remember, when I pull you up out of there, smile! |
1.2012 |
0.03788 |
164 |
137 |
21 |
6 |
1298 |
And you said the circus was useless |
1.2012 |
0.03788 |
164 |
137 |
21 |
6 |
1299 |
Honey! I said I would marry you! Didn't you hear me?
I said I will MARRY YOU! |
1.2012 |
0.04076 |
169 |
145 |
14 |
10 |
1300 |
Me Jane. You screwed. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
120 |
102 |
12 |
6 |
1301 |
We're like trapeze in a pond. |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
1302 |
Beg me! |
1.2000 |
0.04144 |
130 |
108 |
18 |
4 |
1303 |
I'm so glad you agreed to come on this couples' retreat with me! |
1.2000 |
0.03844 |
160 |
134 |
20 |
6 |
1304 |
If you live, we'll keep it in. |
1.2000 |
0.03740 |
145 |
119 |
23 |
3 |
1305 |
Sorry, but my husband is on to us. |
1.2000 |
0.04123 |
150 |
127 |
16 |
7 |
1306 |
And you thought those trapeze lessons were foolish. |
1.2000 |
0.03952 |
140 |
116 |
20 |
4 |
1307 |
Let's take the act to Florida for the winter, you said! |
1.2000 |
0.04144 |
130 |
108 |
18 |
4 |
1308 |
Nice to meet you. I'm Jane |
1.2000 |
0.03988 |
145 |
121 |
19 |
5 |
1309 |
You know you can't count on me swinging by every time you get in trouble, Elliot. |
1.2000 |
0.03844 |
160 |
134 |
20 |
6 |
1310 |
I told you you'd regret it if we tried swinging. |
1.2000 |
0.04204 |
140 |
118 |
16 |
6 |
1311 |
Men never ask for directions. |
1.2000 |
0.04032 |
155 |
131 |
17 |
7 |
1312 |
Tell me again, Fred, about how sorry you are for complaining about the cost of my gymnastics class! |
1.2000 |
0.03998 |
130 |
107 |
20 |
3 |
1313 |
Aw! So close! |
1.2000 |
0.03988 |
145 |
121 |
19 |
5 |
1314 |
Grasp gently. I just did my nails. |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
1315 |
Thanks for calling Cirque du S.O.S.! |
1.2000 |
0.04286 |
130 |
109 |
16 |
5 |
1316 |
And you said packing the EZPortaTrap was a waste of space! |
1.2000 |
0.03820 |
140 |
115 |
22 |
3 |
1317 |
Now whose the fat lady! |
1.2000 |
0.04555 |
130 |
111 |
12 |
7 |
1318 |
As usual, you took the low road, while I take the high one! |
1.2000 |
0.03935 |
125 |
102 |
21 |
2 |
1319 |
I'm working at the circus, but I used to be firefighter. |
1.2000 |
0.03900 |
150 |
125 |
20 |
5 |
1320 |
...and there's an ambulance waiting with 14 clowns in it. |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
1321 |
Wait here, I'll go get the car |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
1322 |
Wait, I forgot my hand sanitizer! |
1.1989 |
0.03781 |
176 |
149 |
19 |
8 |
1323 |
Well, take your feet out of the stirrups. |
1.1989 |
0.03781 |
176 |
149 |
19 |
8 |
1324 |
Wait let me try that trick just one more time! |
1.1988 |
0.03647 |
166 |
138 |
23 |
5 |
1325 |
Come on, don't be such a stick-in-the-mud! |
1.1988 |
0.03614 |
161 |
133 |
24 |
4 |
1326 |
Charlie it was great working with you! |
1.1988 |
0.03614 |
161 |
133 |
24 |
4 |
1327 |
Okay Fred, you were the top of the human pyramid. How many of you are under there? |
1.1987 |
0.03903 |
156 |
131 |
19 |
6 |
1328 |
Three tries -- you're out. |
1.1987 |
0.03518 |
151 |
123 |
26 |
2 |
1329 |
Calm down! You're sinking slower than SVB did. |
1.1987 |
0.03877 |
151 |
126 |
20 |
5 |
1330 |
I told you life would suck without me! |
1.1987 |
0.04098 |
151 |
128 |
16 |
7 |
1331 |
How can I help? |
1.1987 |
0.03877 |
151 |
126 |
20 |
5 |
1332 |
Next time I’m picking what we do on date night. |
1.1987 |
0.03518 |
151 |
123 |
26 |
2 |
1333 |
Don’t worry. The third time’s the charm. |
1.1986 |
0.03841 |
146 |
121 |
21 |
4 |
1334 |
Just teasing! |
1.1986 |
0.03796 |
141 |
116 |
22 |
3 |
1335 |
Sorry Donald you hands are too small! |
1.1986 |
0.04296 |
141 |
120 |
14 |
7 |
1336 |
Let's try a net instead. |
1.1986 |
0.03660 |
141 |
115 |
24 |
2 |
1337 |
We can't go on meeting like this. |
1.1985 |
0.03819 |
131 |
107 |
22 |
2 |
1338 |
Grow a pair! |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
1339 |
Oops. This way is cheaper than a divorce. |
1.1984 |
0.04219 |
126 |
105 |
17 |
4 |
1340 |
I hardly consider this " the greatest of ease". |
1.1983 |
0.04487 |
121 |
102 |
14 |
5 |
1341 |
I distinctly remember: You said we won’t need a net. How’s that working out for you? |
1.1976 |
0.03628 |
167 |
139 |
23 |
5 |
1342 |
I can finally tick this one off my bucket list. |
1.1975 |
0.03551 |
157 |
129 |
25 |
3 |
1343 |
Harold! At last you're reaching out to me ... |
1.1974 |
0.03739 |
152 |
126 |
22 |
4 |
1344 |
What did you say about life insurance? |
1.1974 |
0.03853 |
152 |
127 |
20 |
5 |
1345 |
You're the one who insisted on working without a net! |
1.1973 |
0.03694 |
147 |
121 |
23 |
3 |
1346 |
Use your bootstraps! |
1.1973 |
0.03938 |
147 |
123 |
19 |
5 |
1347 |
I told you Circus Camp is fun! |
1.1973 |
0.03565 |
147 |
120 |
25 |
2 |
1348 |
We’ll rename it The Greatest Show IN Earth. |
1.1972 |
0.04150 |
142 |
120 |
16 |
6 |
1349 |
My mother said, "Don't marry a Wallenda. Don't marry a Wallenda." So what did I do? |
1.1971 |
0.04123 |
137 |
115 |
17 |
5 |
1350 |
Oops! I meant to drop you at the shoreline! |
1.1971 |
0.04252 |
137 |
116 |
15 |
6 |
1351 |
Remember when I read you the parable about the scorpion and the frog? |
1.1971 |
0.03991 |
137 |
114 |
19 |
4 |
1352 |
Don’t worry honey, I’m great at multitasking. |
1.1971 |
0.03854 |
137 |
113 |
21 |
3 |
1353 |
Tippy Tippy Toes |
1.1970 |
0.03637 |
132 |
107 |
24 |
1 |
1354 |
Come on! Reach for me like you are a bank and I am Janet Yellen. |
1.1970 |
0.04087 |
132 |
110 |
18 |
4 |
1355 |
Now you want to hold my hands and look me in the eyes. |
1.1970 |
0.04226 |
132 |
111 |
16 |
5 |
1356 |
Whoops! Maybe that little barmaid will save your sorry ass! |
1.1969 |
0.04336 |
127 |
107 |
15 |
5 |
1357 |
You look different on eharmony" |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
1358 |
Hold on. I want to do a double back flip first. |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
1359 |
.... as long as you promise to do the dishes and laundry for a lifetime . |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
1360 |
Honey, I swear I’m trying to catch you. |
1.1969 |
0.03714 |
127 |
103 |
23 |
1 |
1361 |
OK, this time pull don't push. |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
1362 |
Trust me. I took Trapeze as an online course during the pandemic." |
1.1966 |
0.03884 |
117 |
95 |
21 |
1 |
1363 |
There! Finally rid of you. |
1.1964 |
0.03404 |
168 |
138 |
27 |
3 |
1364 |
This never would have happened if you weren't rubbing greasy hair cream into your hair. |
1.1962 |
0.03752 |
158 |
132 |
21 |
5 |
1365 |
You had me at 'H-E-L-P!' |
1.1962 |
0.03752 |
158 |
132 |
21 |
5 |
1366 |
C'mon now. With style! With STYLE! |
1.1962 |
0.03530 |
158 |
130 |
25 |
3 |
1367 |
Don't we make a good team? |
1.1961 |
0.03599 |
153 |
126 |
24 |
3 |
1368 |
Oops, back in a sec. I forgot hand sanitizer. |
1.1961 |
0.03941 |
153 |
129 |
18 |
6 |
1369 |
All I asked you to do was make the kids dinner and put them to bed. |
1.1961 |
0.03830 |
153 |
128 |
20 |
5 |
1370 |
Don't forget, dear, I still have to pick up the stuff we ordered before the kids' recital at 6, and I finished OUR taxes. Dinner is on the table when you get home. |
1.1961 |
0.03830 |
153 |
128 |
20 |
5 |
1371 |
For the love of- Guh! Great vacation, Ralph! Really great! |
1.1959 |
0.03671 |
148 |
122 |
23 |
3 |
1372 |
Way to stick the landing. |
1.1958 |
0.03748 |
143 |
118 |
22 |
3 |
1373 |
Dammit, Arno. Reach higher. |
1.1958 |
0.03475 |
143 |
116 |
26 |
1 |
1374 |
Did you wash your hands? |
1.1957 |
0.03965 |
138 |
115 |
19 |
4 |
1375 |
So you know, the vows don't include till quick sand you do part." |
1.1957 |
0.04096 |
138 |
116 |
17 |
5 |
1376 |
I dare you to not call it a sport again... |
1.1957 |
0.03965 |
138 |
115 |
19 |
4 |
1377 |
My arms are too short...on second thought, your arms are too short. |
1.1957 |
0.04096 |
138 |
116 |
17 |
5 |
1378 |
How much is your life insurance policy worth? |
1.1957 |
0.04347 |
138 |
118 |
13 |
7 |
1379 |
Remember that affair you had ... |
1.1957 |
0.03965 |
138 |
115 |
19 |
4 |
1380 |
Wow Bob. You finally stuck the landing. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1381 |
Next year let's not do spring training in Florida. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1382 |
Promise not to get any mud in the RV. |
1.1953 |
0.04159 |
128 |
107 |
17 |
4 |
1383 |
No, I can't wait until you're finished peeing. |
1.1953 |
0.04304 |
128 |
108 |
15 |
5 |
1384 |
You realize that our Cirque du Soleil audition is tomorrow, don't you? |
1.1951 |
0.04420 |
123 |
104 |
14 |
5 |
1385 |
The last of the Flailing Wallendas. |
1.1951 |
0.04568 |
123 |
105 |
12 |
6 |
1386 |
Not so daring now, are you? |
1.1951 |
0.04107 |
123 |
102 |
18 |
3 |
1387 |
No, this is cirque de soil. |
1.1951 |
0.04568 |
123 |
105 |
12 |
6 |
1388 |
Tom immediately regretted his role in Susan’s art installation critiquing the American economy. |
1.1951 |
0.04267 |
123 |
103 |
16 |
4 |
1389 |
I told you not to go to the Capitol Building that day! |
1.1950 |
0.03835 |
159 |
134 |
19 |
6 |
1390 |
Sure, I do regret my habitual use of moisturizers right about now. Damn these silky-smooth hands!" |
1.1950 |
0.03730 |
159 |
133 |
21 |
5 |
1391 |
This is our last”Trip of Lifetime” vacation.
C. Tom Howes
507 Valley Road
Havertown, PA 19083
610-789-3176 |
1.1948 |
0.04128 |
154 |
132 |
14 |
8 |
1392 |
So Ethan,do you still think that your "crack" about a 20 year marriage "like being buried alive," still funny?" |
1.1948 |
0.03807 |
154 |
129 |
20 |
5 |
1393 |
Nobody puts Baby in a mud pile. |
1.1946 |
0.03771 |
149 |
124 |
21 |
4 |
1394 |
So, you'll do the dishes -- and take out the trash? |
1.1946 |
0.03649 |
149 |
123 |
23 |
3 |
1395 |
oh sorry, it was the hand cream |
1.1946 |
0.04225 |
149 |
128 |
13 |
8 |
1396 |
And they say you won't meet men hanging around bars. |
1.1944 |
0.04096 |
144 |
122 |
16 |
6 |
1397 |
I notice you haven't said, "Oh, please just leave me alone" lately! |
1.1944 |
0.03976 |
144 |
121 |
18 |
5 |
1398 |
I’m going to have to ask you to stand on your tippy toes on my next pass. |
1.1944 |
0.03453 |
144 |
117 |
26 |
1 |
1399 |
It's swing or swim. |
1.1944 |
0.04826 |
108 |
92 |
11 |
5 |
1400 |
Exposure Therapy is much more exciting than traditional counseling. |
1.1942 |
0.04069 |
139 |
117 |
17 |
5 |
1401 |
I thought you told me we were going out for a drink and then dinner? |
1.1940 |
0.03742 |
134 |
110 |
22 |
2 |
1402 |
Was hoping you would swing by |
1.1940 |
0.03889 |
134 |
111 |
20 |
3 |
1403 |
Stop mansplaining your rescue! |
1.1940 |
0.03889 |
134 |
111 |
20 |
3 |
1404 |
Quick! Are you still having cold feet about marriage? |
1.1940 |
0.03889 |
134 |
111 |
20 |
3 |
1405 |
Trust me, this is tbe best way to overcome your fear of committment. |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
1406 |
Come on. Last show of the season. You can do it. |
1.1940 |
0.04031 |
134 |
112 |
18 |
4 |
1407 |
After this, I swear to god, you remind me one more time how you 'carried me' through acrobat academy... |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
1408 |
Hang tight, I’ll swing by again in a few. |
1.1940 |
0.04031 |
134 |
112 |
18 |
4 |
1409 |
I never could have done this before Ozempic |
1.1940 |
0.04031 |
134 |
112 |
18 |
4 |
1410 |
I told you you would end up regretting that silly little TRO. |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
1411 |
I had no idea this couples counseling would be so life or death! |
1.1939 |
0.03428 |
165 |
136 |
26 |
3 |
1412 |
It's not that I don't have the upper body strength .. I have trust issues. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1413 |
And we'll take Mom on the cruise with us, right honey? |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1414 |
Don't give up! Just forget the "short arm" comment. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1415 |
There’s really no good time to tell you this, but I’m leaving you for Vince. |
1.1935 |
0.04077 |
124 |
103 |
18 |
3 |
1416 |
Now maybe you’ll stop complaining about my circus job. |
1.1935 |
0.03672 |
155 |
129 |
22 |
4 |
1417 |
If you wanted to reach out to me, you could’ve just called |
1.1935 |
0.04387 |
124 |
105 |
14 |
5 |
1418 |
Your're better suited for Sink du Soleil. |
1.1933 |
0.04509 |
119 |
101 |
13 |
5 |
1419 |
Alan was never very good about reaching out |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
1420 |
Needless to say, we never saw eachother again. But anyway... is this your first time speed-dating? |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
1421 |
I'll get you right out with the greatest of ease. |
1.1931 |
0.03569 |
145 |
119 |
24 |
2 |
1422 |
Would you like to reconsider that new kitchen? |
1.1931 |
0.03701 |
145 |
120 |
22 |
3 |
1423 |
Now are you glad you sprung for the Cirque du Soleil tickets? |
1.1931 |
0.04070 |
145 |
123 |
16 |
6 |
1424 |
Honey, I insist that you meet me halfway on this! |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
1425 |
See Todd, I told you those trapeze artist lessons I took would be useful!" |
1.1930 |
0.04109 |
114 |
94 |
18 |
2 |
1426 |
I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go. |
1.1929 |
0.04042 |
140 |
118 |
17 |
5 |
1427 |
If this doesn't work, the clown car is on its way. |
1.1929 |
0.04042 |
140 |
118 |
17 |
5 |
1428 |
Now do you think my jazzercise class paid off? |
1.1929 |
0.04407 |
140 |
121 |
11 |
8 |
1429 |
Quick, or our circus act is sunk. |
1.1927 |
0.04219 |
109 |
90 |
17 |
2 |
1430 |
Hear's looking at you kid. |
1.1926 |
0.04271 |
135 |
115 |
14 |
6 |
1431 |
I didn't mean to drop you in it, honest |
1.1926 |
0.03863 |
135 |
112 |
20 |
3 |
1432 |
So much for flying through the air with the greatest of ease. NOW, will you try pickleball? |
1.1926 |
0.04139 |
135 |
114 |
16 |
5 |
1433 |
I'm the headliner in the act from now on, right? |
1.1926 |
0.03717 |
135 |
111 |
22 |
2 |
1434 |
Yes,earlier I did say eating that fried chicken was gonna kill you. But maybe if you used a napkin |
1.1923 |
0.04100 |
130 |
109 |
17 |
4 |
1435 |
Wait! You didn't mask and your hands aren't washed. |
1.1923 |
0.03952 |
130 |
108 |
19 |
3 |
1436 |
Smile! The audience wants happy! |
1.1923 |
0.03798 |
130 |
107 |
21 |
2 |
1437 |
You were right, we’re not kids anymore. |
1.1923 |
0.03871 |
156 |
132 |
18 |
6 |
1438 |
Just thought I'd swing by and see if you needed anything. |
1.1920 |
0.04204 |
125 |
105 |
16 |
4 |
1439 |
I just feel like I'm always the one giving more than 50%. |
1.1920 |
0.04204 |
125 |
105 |
16 |
4 |
1440 |
Who’s looking like a clown now? |
1.1920 |
0.04641 |
125 |
108 |
10 |
7 |
1441 |
When we swing low, they reach high |
1.1920 |
0.04204 |
125 |
105 |
16 |
4 |
1442 |
Wait, wasn't that you I saw with the bearded lady? |
1.1918 |
0.03926 |
146 |
123 |
18 |
5 |
1443 |
What a coincidence - I'm "Sandy" too. |
1.1918 |
0.03926 |
146 |
123 |
18 |
5 |
1444 |
Don't worry, it's fake quick sand. |
1.1918 |
0.03677 |
146 |
121 |
22 |
3 |
1445 |
Jazz hands! |
1.1917 |
0.04315 |
120 |
101 |
15 |
4 |
1446 |
Remember that time you yelled “You’re not the boss of me” ? |
1.1917 |
0.04315 |
120 |
101 |
15 |
4 |
1447 |
You never take a sincere interest in my hobbies! |
1.1916 |
0.03696 |
167 |
141 |
20 |
6 |
1448 |
Let’s do it again until it’s perfect. |
1.1915 |
0.03755 |
141 |
117 |
21 |
3 |
1449 |
Quick Sandi here to help you. |
1.1915 |
0.03887 |
141 |
118 |
19 |
4 |
1450 |
Oops! Let's try that again! |
1.1915 |
0.03755 |
141 |
117 |
21 |
3 |
1451 |
Any sign of my keys down there? |
1.1915 |
0.03755 |
141 |
117 |
21 |
3 |
1452 |
And you said acroyoga classes were a waste of time. |
1.1915 |
0.03617 |
141 |
116 |
23 |
2 |
1453 |
I TOLD you not to have a quick sandwich. |
1.1915 |
0.03474 |
141 |
115 |
25 |
1 |
1454 |
And they said I wasted my youth! |
1.1915 |
0.04016 |
141 |
119 |
17 |
5 |
1455 |
Did you use the hand sanitizer? |
1.1914 |
0.03770 |
162 |
137 |
19 |
6 |
1456 |
Well, where’s your toxic masculinity now, tough guy? |
1.1913 |
0.04260 |
115 |
96 |
16 |
3 |
1457 |
I told you to be careful in Washington |
1.1913 |
0.04924 |
115 |
100 |
8 |
7 |
1458 |
I told you my circus training would come in handy! |
1.1913 |
0.03885 |
115 |
94 |
20 |
1 |
1459 |
It's time to let go of me. |
1.1913 |
0.04260 |
115 |
96 |
16 |
3 |
1460 |
Don't worry dear, I've had a high success rate of 85% sofar. |
1.1912 |
0.03976 |
136 |
114 |
18 |
4 |
1461 |
I will swing by in few seconds if you are still around. |
1.1912 |
0.03692 |
136 |
112 |
22 |
2 |
1462 |
No no no... not a used Mercedes Benz. |
1.1912 |
0.03976 |
136 |
114 |
18 |
4 |
1463 |
Honey, now is NOT the time to ask if I washed my hands! |
1.1912 |
0.03976 |
136 |
114 |
18 |
4 |
1464 |
This is not what I meant when I asked if you'd swing. |
1.1911 |
0.03515 |
157 |
130 |
24 |
3 |
1465 |
By grabbing these hands you accept our terms and conditions." |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
1466 |
I always said you were a stick in the mud. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
1467 |
I'm sorry to have to tell you like this, but I'm just not that into you. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
1468 |
You know we just can't connect when you're all tense. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
1469 |
Don’t worry Tarzan, the return to work is an adjustment for all of us. |
1.1908 |
0.04350 |
131 |
112 |
13 |
6 |
1470 |
Are you going to wear that shirt? |
1.1908 |
0.04040 |
152 |
130 |
15 |
7 |
1471 |
Like it or not, I'm in control now. |
1.1908 |
0.03583 |
152 |
126 |
23 |
3 |
1472 |
Next time, let's just stick with the net. |
1.1905 |
0.03780 |
147 |
123 |
20 |
4 |
1473 |
Honey, I thought it was your turn to bring the net. |
1.1905 |
0.03689 |
126 |
103 |
22 |
1 |
1474 |
Quicksand Trapeze Rescue Corp at your service! |
1.1905 |
0.03780 |
147 |
123 |
20 |
4 |
1475 |
I'd help, but every little thing seems to affect my FICO score. |
1.1905 |
0.03780 |
147 |
123 |
20 |
4 |
1476 |
So we’re agreed: leaving the seat down is a done deal… |
1.1905 |
0.04323 |
126 |
107 |
14 |
5 |
1477 |
You know, other acrobats work with a net. |
1.1905 |
0.03857 |
126 |
104 |
20 |
2 |
1478 |
I'd like to talk to you about extending your warranty... |
1.1905 |
0.03901 |
147 |
124 |
18 |
5 |
1479 |
Nooo, the mortgagee hasn't been paid off yet |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
1480 |
'Are you taking me to Tiffanys' |
1.1901 |
0.03594 |
142 |
117 |
23 |
2 |
1481 |
Are you going to tell me where you really were last night? |
1.1901 |
0.03769 |
121 |
99 |
21 |
1 |
1482 |
Me Jane, but you’re no Tarsan! |
1.1901 |
0.04118 |
121 |
101 |
17 |
3 |
1483 |
I hope that pork chop you had for lunch was worth it. |
1.1901 |
0.03948 |
121 |
100 |
19 |
2 |
1484 |
I'm flexible. Are you? |
1.1899 |
0.03378 |
158 |
130 |
26 |
2 |
1485 |
You still think you are daring and young |
1.1899 |
0.03826 |
158 |
134 |
18 |
6 |
1486 |
UBS coming for Credit Suisse |
1.1899 |
0.03930 |
158 |
135 |
16 |
7 |
1487 |
Come on out of there, sweetie. No more drowning in your work. Let's go eat some nachos. |
1.1898 |
0.03811 |
137 |
114 |
20 |
3 |
1488 |
So let's talk for a sec about who gets top billing... |
1.1898 |
0.03950 |
137 |
115 |
18 |
4 |
1489 |
You've sanitized your hands, right? |
1.1898 |
0.04213 |
137 |
117 |
14 |
6 |
1490 |
I hate it when there's no division of labor! |
1.1898 |
0.03950 |
137 |
115 |
18 |
4 |
1491 |
So you can do this 'with the greatest of ease,' you say?" |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
1492 |
Well, honey, we did agree you wanted a soft landing. |
1.1894 |
0.04043 |
132 |
111 |
17 |
4 |
1493 |
I thought that a remote beach vacation would bring back the romance. |
1.1892 |
0.03503 |
148 |
122 |
24 |
2 |
1494 |
That's enough practice for today. We will continue tomorrow. |
1.1892 |
0.03994 |
148 |
126 |
16 |
6 |
1495 |
You put on weight and this is what happens! |
1.1892 |
0.03877 |
148 |
125 |
18 |
5 |
1496 |
If my hands were only bigger. |
1.1892 |
0.03632 |
148 |
123 |
22 |
3 |
1497 |
Honey, why do i always have to do the heavy lifting ? |
1.1892 |
0.04705 |
111 |
95 |
11 |
5 |
1498 |
So, are my Pilates classes still a 'silly waste of time', Harold? |
1.1892 |
0.03757 |
148 |
124 |
20 |
4 |
1499 |
Now, Mr. Barnum, about that raise... |
1.1890 |
0.04573 |
127 |
110 |
10 |
7 |
1500 |
Hang in there! # |
1.1890 |
0.03662 |
127 |
104 |
22 |
1 |
1501 |
Not until you admit my trapeze lessons were NOT a waste of money. Say it! |
1.1888 |
0.03837 |
143 |
120 |
19 |
4 |
1502 |
Isn't it enough that I have to bend over backwards for you. |
1.1888 |
0.04086 |
143 |
122 |
15 |
6 |
1503 |
I said "daring," not darling. |
1.1888 |
0.03707 |
143 |
119 |
21 |
3 |
1504 |
Still think attending that Circus Camp was a waste of time Irv? |
1.1888 |
0.03837 |
143 |
120 |
19 |
4 |
1505 |
I told you. ALWAYS work with a net. |
1.1887 |
0.03588 |
159 |
133 |
22 |
4 |
1506 |
Stand Up and I’ll save you! |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
1507 |
As I mentioned: watching Tarzan movies isn't enough. |
1.1887 |
0.03907 |
159 |
136 |
16 |
7 |
1508 |
Hheellpp!! -- Please save me from this damned swing!! |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
1509 |
Who's laughing at my circus training now? |
1.1884 |
0.03496 |
138 |
113 |
24 |
1 |
1510 |
Man up. |
1.1884 |
0.03923 |
138 |
116 |
18 |
4 |
1511 |
You have to make some promises |
1.1884 |
0.03923 |
138 |
116 |
18 |
4 |
1512 |
When you said you were feeling swamped, I just had to swing by a give you a hand. |
1.1884 |
0.04184 |
138 |
118 |
14 |
6 |
1513 |
Do you REALLY think I'm pretty? |
1.1884 |
0.03644 |
138 |
114 |
22 |
2 |
1514 |
Have you considered that maybe you’re not doing enough to raise yourself up? |
1.1884 |
0.03923 |
138 |
116 |
18 |
4 |
1515 |
Gwen swore this would be the last time she’d bend over backwards to save the relationship. |
1.1884 |
0.03786 |
138 |
115 |
20 |
3 |
1516 |
I’m at the end of my rope and I can’t keep coming back again and again! |
1.1883 |
0.03884 |
154 |
131 |
17 |
6 |
1517 |
Isn't this the swamp Trump was going to drain??? |
1.1880 |
0.04691 |
117 |
101 |
10 |
6 |
1518 |
Mom always said, "Never leave home without your trapeze." But I never really bought in, until now. |
1.1880 |
0.04845 |
117 |
102 |
8 |
7 |
1519 |
I’ve got a sinking feeling . You ? |
1.1880 |
0.03826 |
117 |
96 |
20 |
1 |
1520 |
Lucky for you the circus is in town. |
1.1880 |
0.04014 |
117 |
97 |
18 |
2 |
1521 |
Next time, if there is one, don't grease your hands first. |
1.1880 |
0.04289 |
133 |
114 |
13 |
6 |
1522 |
Don't worry. I've been practicing for just this opportunity my entire life! |
1.1880 |
0.04420 |
133 |
115 |
11 |
7 |
1523 |
Still regret marrying into the Wallendas? |
1.1880 |
0.03720 |
133 |
110 |
21 |
2 |
1524 |
Next time you cheat, remember: I am the catcher. |
1.1880 |
0.04154 |
133 |
113 |
15 |
5 |
1525 |
Sanitizer? |
1.1880 |
0.04015 |
133 |
112 |
17 |
4 |
1526 |
Just one little ,"Sorry" & you're back in the swing of things. |
1.1879 |
0.03482 |
149 |
123 |
24 |
2 |
1527 |
I told you we couldn't afford a safety net; just don't let go over the quicksand! |
1.1879 |
0.03853 |
149 |
126 |
18 |
5 |
1528 |
What was that comment you made about my hair again, Darling? |
1.1879 |
0.03349 |
149 |
122 |
26 |
1 |
1529 |
Not inspired by Alexander Calder.. |
1.1879 |
0.03610 |
149 |
124 |
22 |
3 |
1530 |
Uh oh, maybe my therapist was right... |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1531 |
I said “jump to the hands! Quick!” Not “jump to the quick sand”! |
1.1875 |
0.03938 |
144 |
122 |
17 |
5 |
1532 |
Missed me. Missed me. Now you gotta kiss me. |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1533 |
You said that you wanted to work without a net. |
1.1875 |
0.03802 |
128 |
106 |
20 |
2 |
1534 |
I told you, honey, you're no Wallenda! |
1.1875 |
0.03683 |
144 |
120 |
21 |
3 |
1535 |
Darling, you're strong and independent. Set your goal and move towards it and I'll always be around for support. |
1.1875 |
0.03637 |
128 |
105 |
22 |
1 |
1536 |
Bet you’re glad for my pilates membership now! |
1.1875 |
0.03676 |
160 |
135 |
20 |
5 |
1537 |
Just a little higher... |
1.1875 |
0.03683 |
144 |
120 |
21 |
3 |
1538 |
If I stand on my tiptoes we can almost touch! |
1.1875 |
0.03938 |
144 |
122 |
17 |
5 |
1539 |
I’m sure he’ll get credit for saving me somehow |
1.1875 |
0.04113 |
128 |
108 |
16 |
4 |
1540 |
You're sleeping on the couch tonight. |
1.1871 |
0.03761 |
139 |
116 |
20 |
3 |
1541 |
C'mon! We practiced this! |
1.1871 |
0.04029 |
139 |
118 |
16 |
5 |
1542 |
I think I just trapeed in my pants!!! |
1.1871 |
0.04156 |
139 |
119 |
14 |
6 |
1543 |
Open the door and see all the people. |
1.1870 |
0.04057 |
123 |
103 |
17 |
3 |
1544 |
Sure…next time you can be on the trapeze. |
1.1870 |
0.03889 |
123 |
102 |
19 |
2 |
1545 |
Try not to get me wet.” |
1.1870 |
0.03889 |
123 |
102 |
19 |
2 |
1546 |
I told you I was coming back. |
1.1870 |
0.03714 |
123 |
101 |
21 |
1 |
1547 |
Sorry, is it rude to swing by when you're up to your neck? |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
1548 |
I still don't know why we can't just walk around this puddle |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
1549 |
Why do i always have to swoop in and save you? |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
1550 |
This isn’t what I meant when I said learn to let go, Karen. |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
1551 |
No! This doesn't mean that we're swingers. |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
1552 |
If you say, "Swing by here often?" one more time, I'm leaving you there. |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
1553 |
Sorry. |
1.1867 |
0.03784 |
166 |
142 |
17 |
7 |
1554 |
Up or down? |
1.1867 |
0.03829 |
150 |
127 |
18 |
5 |
1555 |
I’ll make sure my next husband pays better attention during the lessons. |
1.1867 |
0.03588 |
150 |
125 |
22 |
3 |
1556 |
After we join hands, then what? |
1.1866 |
0.03540 |
134 |
110 |
23 |
1 |
1557 |
Oh, I could reach you but really I'm just waving goodbye. |
1.1866 |
0.04126 |
134 |
114 |
15 |
5 |
1558 |
Did you wash with regular or disinfectant soap? |
1.1866 |
0.04260 |
134 |
115 |
13 |
6 |
1559 |
Would you stop pointing at people! |
1.1866 |
0.03695 |
134 |
111 |
21 |
2 |
1560 |
I got my stretch pants on. |
1.1866 |
0.03987 |
134 |
113 |
17 |
4 |
1561 |
Still think marble countertops are a ‘ damn waste of money?’ |
1.1866 |
0.04126 |
134 |
114 |
15 |
5 |
1562 |
This is EXACTLY what I thought adulthood would be like! |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1563 |
TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT |
1.1862 |
0.03527 |
145 |
120 |
23 |
2 |
1564 |
There is no net. |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
1565 |
How's the swamp draining? |
1.1860 |
0.04370 |
129 |
111 |
12 |
6 |
1566 |
So close," she says... "keep trying," she says.. |
1.1860 |
0.03932 |
129 |
108 |
18 |
3 |
1567 |
Wait for the photographer to say "Ready" |
1.1860 |
0.03775 |
129 |
107 |
20 |
2 |
1568 |
True love is knowing when to let go,dear! |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
1569 |
Wait for the drumroll to finish Honey |
1.1859 |
0.03838 |
156 |
133 |
17 |
6 |
1570 |
Are you happy now with your exploration vacation? |
1.1859 |
0.03616 |
156 |
131 |
21 |
4 |
1571 |
So, John; would you like to participate in our circus next Saturday? |
1.1857 |
0.04129 |
140 |
120 |
14 |
6 |
1572 |
I told you that the extra butter on popcorn was a bad idea. |
1.1857 |
0.03737 |
140 |
117 |
20 |
3 |
1573 |
OK, Mr. "I don't need a net", you better hope I can save your sorry butt now! |
1.1857 |
0.03737 |
140 |
117 |
20 |
3 |
1574 |
You can't say I didn't try |
1.1857 |
0.04129 |
140 |
120 |
14 |
6 |
1575 |
This isn’t what I had in mind when you suggested we start swinging. |
1.1857 |
0.03872 |
140 |
118 |
18 |
4 |
1576 |
Help me! This bar is trying to break my legs! |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
1577 |
Hi, I'm Tarz-Ann. |
1.1855 |
0.04187 |
124 |
105 |
15 |
4 |
1578 |
I always knew you were a stick-in-the mud but this is ridiculous. |
1.1855 |
0.03861 |
124 |
103 |
19 |
2 |
1579 |
Come on Henry. Have some fun. Don't be such a stick in the mud. |
1.1855 |
0.03861 |
124 |
103 |
19 |
2 |
1580 |
Careful! I had my nails done this morning. |
1.1855 |
0.04340 |
124 |
106 |
13 |
5 |
1581 |
Your ad said that you like to swing |
1.1852 |
0.03670 |
135 |
112 |
21 |
2 |
1582 |
Just give me another half an hour, my nails are still drying. |
1.1852 |
0.03960 |
135 |
114 |
17 |
4 |
1583 |
This is what happens when the clowns in charge don’t drain the swamp! |
1.1852 |
0.04097 |
135 |
115 |
15 |
5 |
1584 |
I told you that you should Swipe Right |
1.1849 |
0.03765 |
146 |
123 |
19 |
4 |
1585 |
That's not what they meant when they said to stick the landing, honey! |
1.1849 |
0.03637 |
146 |
122 |
21 |
3 |
1586 |
We need to talk. |
1.1849 |
0.03505 |
146 |
121 |
23 |
2 |
1587 |
That marriage counseler sure does have some strange ideas. |
1.1849 |
0.03637 |
146 |
122 |
21 |
3 |
1588 |
That wasn't my idea of swinging singles! |
1.1849 |
0.03637 |
146 |
122 |
21 |
3 |
1589 |
Anyhow, I really appreciate you watching my classroom while I stepped out to use the restroom. |
1.1849 |
0.03765 |
146 |
123 |
19 |
4 |
1590 |
I’m sorry, but this is the only way to cure your hiccups. |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
1591 |
Oh my, you’re so close. |
1.1849 |
0.04128 |
119 |
100 |
16 |
3 |
1592 |
Don't complain to me - complain to P. C. Vey - he's the one who got you into this mess. |
1.1849 |
0.03768 |
119 |
98 |
20 |
1 |
1593 |
You are going to have to wash your hands first. |
1.1846 |
0.04339 |
130 |
112 |
12 |
6 |
1594 |
Now just reach out with the greatest of ease. |
1.1846 |
0.04055 |
130 |
110 |
16 |
4 |
1595 |
Adios, Ken! I’m sleeping with the lion tamer. |
1.1846 |
0.04055 |
130 |
110 |
16 |
4 |
1596 |
I can buy myself flowers. |
1.1846 |
0.03749 |
130 |
108 |
20 |
2 |
1597 |
I told you talc was important |
1.1846 |
0.03905 |
130 |
109 |
18 |
3 |
1598 |
I pick up men on my own terms. |
1.1846 |
0.04055 |
130 |
110 |
16 |
4 |
1599 |
Would you describe us as in a committed relationship? |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
1600 |
A net just doesn't provide the right incentive. |
1.1842 |
0.03290 |
152 |
125 |
26 |
1 |
1601 |
Oh, and YOU got the movie contract… |
1.1842 |
0.03666 |
152 |
128 |
20 |
4 |
1602 |
We'll go back to using a net. |
1.1842 |
0.04238 |
114 |
96 |
15 |
3 |
1603 |
And Mom said I’d never use my circus degree in the real world. |
1.1840 |
0.03833 |
125 |
104 |
19 |
2 |
1604 |
I meant it when I said I grew up in a circus. |
1.1840 |
0.03660 |
125 |
103 |
21 |
1 |
1605 |
Next time you go for a jog, leave the ankle weights at home. |
1.1840 |
0.03997 |
125 |
105 |
17 |
3 |
1606 |
Why do I have to fix everything? |
1.1840 |
0.03997 |
125 |
105 |
17 |
3 |
1607 |
So we agree to forgo the prenup, yes |
1.1838 |
0.03792 |
136 |
114 |
19 |
3 |
1608 |
Well,it was a nice try. |
1.1838 |
0.03933 |
136 |
115 |
17 |
4 |
1609 |
Timing is key. Did you pay the life insurance? |
1.1838 |
0.03792 |
136 |
114 |
19 |
3 |
1610 |
But first I need to know - Trump: pro or con? |
1.1837 |
0.04098 |
147 |
127 |
13 |
7 |
1611 |
Give me a hand. |
1.1837 |
0.03615 |
147 |
123 |
21 |
3 |
1612 |
Will you finally clean out the garage? |
1.1835 |
0.04729 |
109 |
94 |
10 |
5 |
1613 |
Me Jane...feel me? |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
1614 |
Stay still, Billy. The AI will fix our fingers pretty soon |
1.1833 |
0.03922 |
120 |
100 |
18 |
2 |
1615 |
Now, about that 30% salary gap. . . |
1.1833 |
0.04264 |
120 |
102 |
14 |
4 |
1616 |
Wrong day to coddle your hands with that smooth and silky lotion. |
1.1833 |
0.03922 |
120 |
100 |
18 |
2 |
1617 |
Last chance - can my mother stay with us? |
1.1833 |
0.04425 |
120 |
103 |
12 |
5 |
1618 |
Is Milo still holding on to your feet? |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
1619 |
If this doesn’t work I’ll have to watch Ted Lasso without you! |
1.1833 |
0.03739 |
120 |
99 |
20 |
1 |
1620 |
Now you know what it feels like being married to you. |
1.1832 |
0.03877 |
131 |
110 |
18 |
3 |
1621 |
I bet you didn’t know I was a swinger |
1.1832 |
0.04026 |
131 |
111 |
16 |
4 |
1622 |
I told you to call Fire and Rescue, not Barnum and Bailey. |
1.1832 |
0.03562 |
131 |
108 |
22 |
1 |
1623 |
Don't complain, we came here to get away from the 'net. |
1.1831 |
0.03688 |
142 |
119 |
20 |
3 |
1624 |
You're bogging down our act! |
1.1831 |
0.04195 |
142 |
123 |
12 |
7 |
1625 |
This isn’t gonna work. Just have the Mime throw me a rope. |
1.1831 |
0.04074 |
142 |
122 |
14 |
6 |
1626 |
Just thought I'd swing by to say 'hi.' |
1.1831 |
0.03688 |
142 |
119 |
20 |
3 |
1627 |
Tell me the truth. How many affairs have you really had? |
1.1831 |
0.03821 |
142 |
120 |
18 |
4 |
1628 |
Oops! sorry, I would if I could but my arms are too short. |
1.1831 |
0.03821 |
142 |
120 |
18 |
4 |
1629 |
Quick! The lion just left his platform. |
1.1830 |
0.03524 |
153 |
128 |
22 |
3 |
1630 |
Don't worry honey, I'm famous for my Quicksand Quick Hands routine. |
1.1830 |
0.03399 |
153 |
127 |
24 |
2 |
1631 |
Now who's the "daring young Man"? |
1.1826 |
0.03823 |
115 |
95 |
19 |
1 |
1632 |
Get ready. On the count of three. |
1.1826 |
0.04018 |
115 |
96 |
17 |
2 |
1633 |
These ab workouts are getting out of hand. |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
1634 |
Look at my eyes. Don’t stare at the alligator! |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1635 |
You will have to do a flip when I pick you up |
1.1825 |
0.03455 |
126 |
103 |
23 |
0 |
1636 |
Hi Tarzan, I'm Jane, chief trapeze instructor. Don't worry, it gets easier. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1637 |
I am the EMT - emergency medical trapezist. |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1638 |
You always have to make everything a show |
1.1825 |
0.03622 |
137 |
114 |
21 |
2 |
1639 |
My course at Florida's Circus College didn't cover this, but I'll try it! |
1.1825 |
0.03767 |
137 |
115 |
19 |
3 |
1640 |
I told you not to use that greasy kid stuff. |
1.1825 |
0.04173 |
137 |
118 |
13 |
6 |
1641 |
The listing did say “remote work.” |
1.1825 |
0.03622 |
137 |
114 |
21 |
2 |
1642 |
This is not the kind of roll play I signed up for, honey! |
1.1825 |
0.03907 |
137 |
116 |
17 |
4 |
1643 |
Before I leave you, I want to tell you my pronouns. |
1.1824 |
0.03718 |
148 |
125 |
19 |
4 |
1644 |
Oh so now you want to know what it’s like to feel supported” |
1.1824 |
0.03592 |
148 |
124 |
21 |
3 |
1645 |
A peek at Cirque du Soleil’s new show: Quicksand Rendezvous. |
1.1824 |
0.03718 |
148 |
125 |
19 |
4 |
1646 |
You’re gonna have to make this a quickie. |
1.1824 |
0.03553 |
159 |
134 |
21 |
4 |
1647 |
Have you got any hand sanitizer? |
1.1818 |
0.03697 |
132 |
110 |
20 |
2 |
1648 |
Honey, I don't think you're really trying. |
1.1818 |
0.04277 |
132 |
114 |
12 |
6 |
1649 |
I'd grab you but I'm not in network |
1.1818 |
0.03665 |
143 |
120 |
20 |
3 |
1650 |
Now, as I pull you up, don't forget to twirl and smile. |
1.1818 |
0.04066 |
121 |
102 |
16 |
3 |
1651 |
I swung with Tarzan. I knew Tarzan. Tarzan was a friend of mine. Mister you’re no Tarzan. |
1.1818 |
0.04319 |
110 |
93 |
14 |
3 |
1652 |
Say it Henry: Circus class was NOT frivolous. |
1.1818 |
0.04140 |
132 |
113 |
14 |
5 |
1653 |
Well...it was you insisting on "soft sand" rather than a net. |
1.1818 |
0.03537 |
132 |
109 |
22 |
1 |
1654 |
Quicksand is a way bigger problem as an adult than I could have imagined. |
1.1818 |
0.03924 |
143 |
122 |
16 |
5 |
1655 |
Are you a MAGA ? |
1.1818 |
0.03797 |
143 |
121 |
18 |
4 |
1656 |
Say, isn't this how you got in there in the first place? |
1.1818 |
0.03958 |
154 |
133 |
14 |
7 |
1657 |
Excellent Frederick, just a couple more morning HITT exercises to go ! |
1.1818 |
0.04140 |
132 |
113 |
14 |
5 |
1658 |
I've gone from trapeze artist to trapeze first responder. |
1.1818 |
0.04066 |
121 |
102 |
16 |
3 |
1659 |
So, what was the floozy’s name? |
1.1812 |
0.04015 |
138 |
118 |
15 |
5 |
1660 |
Grab my hands Andre, this is our ticket to getting that gig with Cirque du Soleil! |
1.1812 |
0.03598 |
138 |
115 |
21 |
2 |
1661 |
Say it! Say it! Say "Circus Camp is a valid summer experience!" |
1.1812 |
0.03742 |
138 |
116 |
19 |
3 |
1662 |
‘We don’t need a net,’ you said. ‘I don’t believe in nets,’ you said. |
1.1811 |
0.03940 |
127 |
107 |
17 |
3 |
1663 |
I think its about time I told you Im not a accountant |
1.1811 |
0.03940 |
127 |
107 |
17 |
3 |
1664 |
Extend quickly on my next pass. |
1.1811 |
0.03608 |
127 |
105 |
21 |
1 |
1665 |
And grocery shopping for a week, too? |
1.1811 |
0.03431 |
127 |
104 |
23 |
0 |
1666 |
I knew I should have married a taller man! |
1.1811 |
0.03778 |
127 |
106 |
19 |
2 |
1667 |
MY MOTHER SAID THAT YOU WOULD BE A GOOD CATCH FOR ME. |
1.1811 |
0.04245 |
127 |
109 |
13 |
5 |
1668 |
I haven’t made up my mind yet |
1.1811 |
0.03608 |
127 |
105 |
21 |
1 |
1669 |
I’ve always been head over heels for needy men” |
1.1811 |
0.03940 |
127 |
107 |
17 |
3 |
1670 |
So long, sucker. I'll tell them it was an accident. No one will ever be the wiser. |
1.1810 |
0.03794 |
116 |
96 |
19 |
1 |
1671 |
I can’t hang around with you Harold. You always bring me down. |
1.1810 |
0.04515 |
116 |
100 |
11 |
5 |
1672 |
I told you not to feed the fish! |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
1673 |
Woops, darling. |
1.1806 |
0.03715 |
155 |
132 |
18 |
5 |
1674 |
Don't worry, that sand should break your fall... |
1.1806 |
0.03641 |
144 |
121 |
20 |
3 |
1675 |
And you said I would never get to use those trapeze lessons |
1.1806 |
0.03506 |
144 |
120 |
22 |
2 |
1676 |
I said 'swing in the breeze', not 'cling to a trapeze.' |
1.1806 |
0.03899 |
144 |
123 |
16 |
5 |
1677 |
Im the swinger you heard of. |
1.1805 |
0.03672 |
133 |
111 |
20 |
2 |
1678 |
I told you my burlesque workout class would pay off someday. |
1.1805 |
0.04111 |
133 |
114 |
14 |
5 |
1679 |
In you go! |
1.1805 |
0.03970 |
133 |
113 |
16 |
4 |
1680 |
By the way, I had an affair with a trapeze artist. |
1.1805 |
0.03824 |
133 |
112 |
18 |
3 |
1681 |
Admit I was right and this won't end badly for you. |
1.1805 |
0.03970 |
133 |
113 |
16 |
4 |
1682 |
And again, how long can my mother stay? |
1.1803 |
0.03863 |
122 |
102 |
18 |
2 |
1683 |
Are you quiet quitting? |
1.1803 |
0.04199 |
122 |
104 |
14 |
4 |
1684 |
‘Quick, hands!’ |
1.1803 |
0.03863 |
122 |
102 |
18 |
2 |
1685 |
I like how you sink. |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
1686 |
Hello, Barnum. My name is Bailey, and I'll be your rescuer today. But don't expect this to lead to anything. |
1.1803 |
0.03495 |
122 |
100 |
22 |
0 |
1687 |
I didn't think anyone would sink low enough to try that pickup line on me. |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
1688 |
Are your hands clean? |
1.1800 |
0.03792 |
150 |
128 |
17 |
5 |
1689 |
Maybe we should have sprung for the safety net istead. |
1.1799 |
0.03855 |
139 |
118 |
17 |
4 |
1690 |
This will show on your credit card bill as a dog rescue |
1.1799 |
0.03717 |
139 |
117 |
19 |
3 |
1691 |
Did Tinder mention that I'm a swinger? |
1.1799 |
0.04116 |
139 |
120 |
13 |
6 |
1692 |
I am so tired of these experimental couples therapy sessions. |
1.1799 |
0.03855 |
139 |
118 |
17 |
4 |
1693 |
I told you it was safer than a net.... |
1.1799 |
0.03855 |
139 |
118 |
17 |
4 |
1694 |
Mommy’s here! |
1.1799 |
0.03855 |
139 |
118 |
17 |
4 |
1695 |
I told you we worked without a net! |
1.1799 |
0.03855 |
139 |
118 |
17 |
4 |
1696 |
Only because it's your turn to do the dishes! |
1.1799 |
0.03855 |
139 |
118 |
17 |
4 |
1697 |
Using a net, brilliant; finding location for net, not so much. |
1.1797 |
0.03751 |
128 |
107 |
19 |
2 |
1698 |
Not what I had in mind for a swinging date |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
1699 |
Out of the fire and into the frying pan; Again |
1.1797 |
0.03751 |
128 |
107 |
19 |
2 |
1700 |
This isn't what I meant by trying out new couple bonding methods. |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
1701 |
Not this time Bob - your single minded focus on the 'to have and to hold' clause has become tiresome |
1.1797 |
0.03751 |
128 |
107 |
19 |
2 |
1702 |
Hi, Pitfall Harry, I'm here to rescue you from the 80's. |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
1703 |
Next time, I get to pick which reality show we go on. |
1.1795 |
0.03764 |
117 |
97 |
19 |
1 |
1704 |
Remember that time you dropped me? |
1.1795 |
0.04137 |
117 |
99 |
15 |
3 |
1705 |
I told you those acrobatics classes weren't a waste of money! |
1.1795 |
0.03955 |
117 |
98 |
17 |
2 |
1706 |
Isn’t this how you fell in? |
1.1795 |
0.03563 |
117 |
96 |
21 |
0 |
1707 |
I bet now you’re not thinking that my Sunday afternoon ‘“girls can learn how to be trapeze artists” group was the stupidest hobby I have ever had anymore, do you? |
1.1795 |
0.03803 |
156 |
134 |
16 |
6 |
1708 |
There HAS to be an easier way to avoid jury duty. |
1.1793 |
0.03748 |
145 |
123 |
18 |
4 |
1709 |
When you called me a bitch is when I realized I had to let you go. |
1.1793 |
0.03996 |
145 |
125 |
14 |
6 |
1710 |
I'll get ya on the way back. |
1.1793 |
0.03484 |
145 |
121 |
22 |
2 |
1711 |
On the bright side, at least our taxes are done. |
1.1792 |
0.04196 |
106 |
89 |
15 |
2 |
1712 |
Still think trapeze classes were a waste of money? |
1.1792 |
0.04405 |
106 |
90 |
13 |
3 |
1713 |
I’ll never let go Jack… whoops. |
1.1791 |
0.03490 |
134 |
111 |
22 |
1 |
1714 |
Who needs a safety net, he said. |
1.1789 |
0.04168 |
123 |
105 |
14 |
4 |
1715 |
First, we need to put this on Instagram. |
1.1789 |
0.04325 |
123 |
106 |
12 |
5 |
1716 |
Well, you flew through the air with the greatest of ease. |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
123 |
104 |
16 |
3 |
1717 |
Promise? |
1.1789 |
0.04623 |
123 |
108 |
8 |
7 |
1718 |
Damnit we have to take the picture again. Your friend mistimed the flash |
1.1788 |
0.03399 |
151 |
126 |
23 |
2 |
1719 |
Oops Sorry, they'll believe me when I say it was an accident.... Right? |
1.1788 |
0.03884 |
151 |
130 |
15 |
6 |
1720 |
And you said acro-yoga was a frivolous and impractical expense |
1.1788 |
0.03527 |
151 |
127 |
21 |
3 |
1721 |
I wasn't having an affair; I was actually taking acrobatics. |
1.1786 |
0.03551 |
140 |
117 |
21 |
2 |
1722 |
Who do you think your are? George Plimpton? |
1.1786 |
0.03551 |
140 |
117 |
21 |
2 |
1723 |
Wait - I’ll get you on my next pass |
1.1786 |
0.03551 |
140 |
117 |
21 |
2 |
1724 |
Don’t fret, I’ll send in the clowns! |
1.1786 |
0.04433 |
112 |
96 |
12 |
4 |
1725 |
Who's the freak now, Frank? |
1.1786 |
0.04611 |
112 |
97 |
10 |
5 |
1726 |
You of all people should know my knees can withstand anything. |
1.1786 |
0.03829 |
140 |
119 |
17 |
4 |
1727 |
Oh! It's my break time...be back for you soon... |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
1728 |
You aren't my first rescue and you won't be my last. |
1.1786 |
0.04433 |
112 |
96 |
12 |
4 |
1729 |
Can‘t do anything for you, I‘m afraid! You’re in too deep and your hands are way too small! |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
1730 |
Harold, I'm back! Things didn't work out with the cicuus. |
1.1783 |
0.04036 |
129 |
110 |
15 |
4 |
1731 |
I'm going to continue uptown, Ted, but I'll drop you here." |
1.1783 |
0.03883 |
129 |
109 |
17 |
3 |
1732 |
My sister just called, she said you were divorcing me and marrying her. Instead of cheating with her, you should've learned how to swim. Now who's going to drown in a puddle of tears? |
1.1783 |
0.04036 |
129 |
110 |
15 |
4 |
1733 |
I can't guarantee that this swing is attached to anything. |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
1734 |
Honey, pass me the bagels first. |
1.1781 |
0.03725 |
146 |
124 |
18 |
4 |
1735 |
You're lucky you're in Sarasota! |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
1736 |
I’ll save you my Prince… everyone in Silicon Valley is in quicksand now. |
1.1780 |
0.03924 |
118 |
99 |
17 |
2 |
1737 |
No more comments about my butt…promise? |
1.1780 |
0.03735 |
118 |
98 |
19 |
1 |
1738 |
I told you that acrobatics class Groupon would be worth it! |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
1739 |
What do you care what's holding up the trapeze? Just grab my hands! |
1.1780 |
0.03735 |
118 |
98 |
19 |
1 |
1740 |
Well, you dumped me once. Remember? |
1.1780 |
0.03735 |
118 |
98 |
19 |
1 |
1741 |
One last chance, Mark. Was that brunette with you at lunch really just a "co-worker"? |
1.1778 |
0.04054 |
135 |
116 |
14 |
5 |
1742 |
I knew I should have married a man with bigger hands! |
1.1778 |
0.04188 |
135 |
117 |
12 |
6 |
1743 |
Thats exactly why I'm here |
1.1778 |
0.03772 |
135 |
114 |
18 |
3 |
1744 |
I bet you want that safety net now. |
1.1778 |
0.03915 |
135 |
115 |
16 |
4 |
1745 |
I just swung by to tell you 'you do you, okay' |
1.1776 |
0.04564 |
107 |
92 |
11 |
4 |
1746 |
Hurry, the helicopter is low on fuel. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
1747 |
Quick, let's cirque du soil! |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
1748 |
Don't panic! Quicksand sharks are vegetarians. Mostly |
1.1774 |
0.04442 |
124 |
108 |
10 |
6 |
1749 |
Hi, sorry I missed you, will try again soon. |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
1750 |
Must you make everything into game!" |
1.1773 |
0.03669 |
141 |
119 |
19 |
3 |
1751 |
Sad to say:, but my nickname is butterfingers. |
1.1773 |
0.03935 |
141 |
121 |
15 |
5 |
1752 |
And going forward you will have to scoop the kitty litter too! |
1.1773 |
0.03804 |
141 |
120 |
17 |
4 |
1753 |
I"m letting you go, Jack. |
1.1773 |
0.03669 |
141 |
119 |
19 |
3 |
1754 |
Sorry,I dropped you! |
1.1770 |
0.03819 |
113 |
94 |
18 |
1 |
1755 |
Just stand on your tiptoes! |
1.1770 |
0.04396 |
113 |
97 |
12 |
4 |
1756 |
Good things we're swingers. |
1.1770 |
0.03819 |
113 |
94 |
18 |
1 |
1757 |
This is why we usually have a net" |
1.1770 |
0.03819 |
113 |
94 |
18 |
1 |
1758 |
Sorry, but the show must go on! |
1.1769 |
0.03856 |
130 |
110 |
17 |
3 |
1759 |
Still working without a net I see. |
1.1769 |
0.03856 |
130 |
110 |
17 |
3 |
1760 |
I said, "Let's do the quick hands trick!" |
1.1769 |
0.04007 |
130 |
111 |
15 |
4 |
1761 |
I haven't practiced this stunt before. |
1.1769 |
0.03533 |
130 |
108 |
21 |
1 |
1762 |
Now how many fingers am I holding up? |
1.1769 |
0.03701 |
147 |
125 |
18 |
4 |
1763 |
Whoops I dropped ya |
1.1769 |
0.03701 |
147 |
125 |
18 |
4 |
1764 |
I’m dying to know who did your nails |
1.1769 |
0.03825 |
147 |
126 |
16 |
5 |
1765 |
You're lucky I was swinging by. |
1.1765 |
0.04073 |
119 |
101 |
15 |
3 |
1766 |
Tarzan's on break, but he told me what to do. |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
1767 |
I told you those trapeze classes on the Westside Highway would pay off one day” |
1.1765 |
0.03707 |
119 |
99 |
19 |
1 |
1768 |
Darlin this quicksand trapeze act is getting old! |
1.1761 |
0.03628 |
159 |
136 |
18 |
5 |
1769 |
Just like we practiced, try to grab my hand |
1.1761 |
0.03909 |
142 |
122 |
15 |
5 |
1770 |
Did you tell the guy under you I'd be right back for him? |
1.1761 |
0.03645 |
142 |
120 |
19 |
3 |
1771 |
Now tell me again,how much you love me and how you cannot exist without me. |
1.1761 |
0.03645 |
142 |
120 |
19 |
3 |
1772 |
No, that's not right! I'm supposed to grab your ankles! |
1.1761 |
0.03909 |
142 |
122 |
15 |
5 |
1773 |
And they said my degree would never have any real world applications! |
1.1761 |
0.03505 |
142 |
119 |
21 |
2 |
1774 |
Maybe there's something to this Wallenda curse after all. |
1.1760 |
0.04106 |
125 |
107 |
14 |
4 |
1775 |
To paraphrase an old movie, 'I've got you, but who's got me?!' |
1.1760 |
0.04260 |
125 |
108 |
12 |
5 |
1776 |
Just say the words, Stu: ‘Clown school was a good idea.’ |
1.1760 |
0.03778 |
125 |
105 |
18 |
2 |
1777 |
Did you get a chance to stop by the dry cleaners this morning?" |
1.1760 |
0.04260 |
125 |
108 |
12 |
5 |
1778 |
First admit the gymnastics classes weren’t just a midlife crisis. |
1.1760 |
0.04106 |
125 |
107 |
14 |
4 |
1779 |
Yeah…It feels more like “Jerk du Soliel” |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
1780 |
Don’t bother packing the trapeze, you said. |
1.1759 |
0.04525 |
108 |
93 |
11 |
4 |
1781 |
I'm on a trapeze in a jungle, and I'm going to save you. Don't let the illogic of that sink in! |
1.1757 |
0.03282 |
148 |
123 |
24 |
1 |
1782 |
I'm gonna need the audiences help for this last trick! |
1.1757 |
0.03801 |
148 |
127 |
16 |
5 |
1783 |
So, about my mother coming to live with us... |
1.1757 |
0.03551 |
148 |
125 |
20 |
3 |
1784 |
Ready to agree to employee demands? |
1.1756 |
0.03979 |
131 |
112 |
15 |
4 |
1785 |
Really, what was I thinking we'll never really connect. |
1.1756 |
0.04124 |
131 |
113 |
13 |
5 |
1786 |
Hi! I’m the Tease on the Flying Trapeze! |
1.1756 |
0.04264 |
131 |
114 |
11 |
6 |
1787 |
Don't blame me, Dear - blame your remarkably short fingers. |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
1788 |
Guess you were right about the net. |
1.1754 |
0.03578 |
114 |
94 |
20 |
0 |
1789 |
...and swear to me you'll always put the toilet lid down!" |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
1790 |
I distinctly said ‘high flyer’ on the dating app. |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
1791 |
This reminds me of our honeymoon!! |
1.1754 |
0.04535 |
114 |
99 |
10 |
5 |
1792 |
My name's Jane |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
1793 |
See, isn’t this fun? And you wanted to go to Branson! |
1.1754 |
0.03988 |
114 |
96 |
16 |
2 |
1794 |
When you propose swinging to me…that’s not what I had in mind |
1.1753 |
0.03701 |
154 |
132 |
17 |
5 |
1795 |
Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps! |
1.1753 |
0.03814 |
154 |
133 |
15 |
6 |
1796 |
Circus management makes us work without a net, but thank God our bargaining agreement requires quicksand! |
1.1752 |
0.03862 |
137 |
117 |
16 |
4 |
1797 |
I told you my new pandemic hobby would come in handy |
1.1752 |
0.03574 |
137 |
115 |
20 |
2 |
1798 |
As we men know, women go to get lengths to keep their marriage afloat. |
1.1752 |
0.03420 |
137 |
114 |
22 |
1 |
1799 |
The Greatest Slow-Sand |
1.1750 |
0.03483 |
120 |
99 |
21 |
0 |
1800 |
Why are you ALWAYS in hot water?! |
1.1750 |
0.03714 |
160 |
138 |
16 |
6 |
1801 |
It's sink or swim, this swingers lifestyle. |
1.1750 |
0.04042 |
120 |
102 |
15 |
3 |
1802 |
This wasn't what I expected when they said 'interactive marriage counseling' |
1.1750 |
0.04211 |
120 |
103 |
13 |
4 |
1803 |
Lucky you. Tarzan Jane join circus. |
1.1748 |
0.03621 |
143 |
121 |
19 |
3 |
1804 |
Just to be sure we’re clear: is the toilet seat to be left up or down? |
1.1748 |
0.03755 |
143 |
122 |
17 |
4 |
1805 |
Welcome to Sink-du-Soleil! |
1.1748 |
0.04005 |
103 |
86 |
16 |
1 |
1806 |
Quick, throw me the car keys! |
1.1745 |
0.03895 |
149 |
129 |
14 |
6 |
1807 |
It'll work better if you chalk your hands. |
1.1745 |
0.03777 |
149 |
128 |
16 |
5 |
1808 |
'Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul,'Ed |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
1809 |
Here we go! Remember, big smiles for the audience! |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
1810 |
You said some higher stakes would make you a better at this! |
1.1743 |
0.04671 |
109 |
95 |
9 |
5 |
1811 |
Try uncurling your toes! |
1.1742 |
0.03646 |
132 |
111 |
19 |
2 |
1812 |
Jane heard role reversal may spice things up in the jungle |
1.1742 |
0.03802 |
132 |
112 |
17 |
3 |
1813 |
Guess you’re happy the circus is in town now right. |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
1814 |
Grab on like your life depends on it. |
1.1739 |
0.04103 |
138 |
120 |
12 |
6 |
1815 |
Are you really sure? Like, really? |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
1816 |
Fun,right?! |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
1817 |
On the bright side, no net! |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
1818 |
Quicksand my foot. You're just trying to steal the show. |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
1819 |
my life with you is a circus |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
1820 |
Don't bring anyone along,OK? |
1.1736 |
0.03598 |
144 |
122 |
19 |
3 |
1821 |
Its not personal Sonny. Its strictly show business.. |
1.1736 |
0.04011 |
121 |
103 |
15 |
3 |
1822 |
Who knew those circus classes you gave me for my 30th birthday would come in handy?! |
1.1736 |
0.03835 |
121 |
102 |
17 |
2 |
1823 |
Oh no! My tiny fingers,like your tiny divorce settlement offer,can't save you. |
1.1736 |
0.04647 |
121 |
107 |
7 |
7 |
1824 |
Is this your bad dream or mine? |
1.1736 |
0.04340 |
121 |
105 |
11 |
5 |
1825 |
My God, do you ever cut your fingernails? |
1.1736 |
0.04011 |
121 |
103 |
15 |
3 |
1826 |
I didn’t know you’d react this way when I said we should talk about stuff |
1.1736 |
0.04340 |
121 |
105 |
11 |
5 |
1827 |
and i expect to be paid the same as any male rescuer who might have swung along to do the same job |
1.1736 |
0.04011 |
121 |
103 |
15 |
3 |
1828 |
Welcome to Extreme Pilates. |
1.1733 |
0.03754 |
150 |
129 |
16 |
5 |
1829 |
Could you just jump a little, Hans? I’m always the one doing all the work. |
1.1733 |
0.03754 |
150 |
129 |
16 |
5 |
1830 |
I can only save you if you give me 5 stars |
1.1732 |
0.03724 |
127 |
107 |
18 |
2 |
1831 |
So I thought, what’s the best way to get him out of an easy trap…” |
1.1729 |
0.03460 |
133 |
111 |
21 |
1 |
1832 |
I feel like you're not as invested in this as I am. |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
1833 |
HOW MANY KIDS? |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
1834 |
I thought it was you. Remember that car you sold me? |
1.1727 |
0.04631 |
110 |
96 |
9 |
5 |
1835 |
Except for Roz Chast, New Yorker cartoons are hardly ever funny anymore |
1.1727 |
0.04631 |
110 |
96 |
9 |
5 |
1836 |
The good news, I'm here to save you. The bad news, welcome to the circus. |
1.1727 |
0.03671 |
139 |
118 |
18 |
3 |
1837 |
Wheeeee! Slap me 10! |
1.1727 |
0.03811 |
139 |
119 |
16 |
4 |
1838 |
Maybe you should have called the strongman |
1.1724 |
0.04112 |
116 |
99 |
14 |
3 |
1839 |
Relax, I'm wearing stretch leggings. |
1.1724 |
0.03925 |
116 |
98 |
16 |
2 |
1840 |
On three I'll do a headstand on your head |
1.1724 |
0.03925 |
116 |
98 |
16 |
2 |
1841 |
... and also, you have to pick up your dirty socks every day. |
1.1724 |
0.03575 |
145 |
123 |
19 |
3 |
1842 |
Maybe you will think the next time before you cheat. |
1.1724 |
0.03729 |
116 |
97 |
18 |
1 |
1843 |
Honey, I told you at least ten times to watch out for the quicksand in the backyard…”
“You definitely never told me that |
1.1724 |
0.03707 |
145 |
124 |
17 |
4 |
1844 |
Don't we make the best team, honey? |
1.1724 |
0.03925 |
116 |
98 |
16 |
2 |
1845 |
I'm being hindered by some sort of glass panel, Oh the irony! |
1.1722 |
0.03610 |
151 |
129 |
18 |
4 |
1846 |
Alaska sure has changed since the Democrats made it okay to drill for oil up here! |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
1847 |
Somehow Susan’s day for self-care always got thwarted |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
1848 |
Say it again. "I will do the cooking and cleaning." |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
1849 |
Grab on, we will swing over the lion den |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
1850 |
Sorry, we don’t usually get quicksand until much later in the season. |
1.1721 |
0.03624 |
122 |
102 |
19 |
1 |
1851 |
Cirque du quicksand. |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
1852 |
It seems silly for me to hang around if this isn’t going somewhere. |
1.1719 |
0.04166 |
128 |
111 |
12 |
5 |
1853 |
This calls for some quick hands! |
1.1719 |
0.03860 |
128 |
109 |
16 |
3 |
1854 |
Now is not the time for your witty "pick-up" lines. |
1.1719 |
0.03697 |
128 |
108 |
18 |
2 |
1855 |
Grab on butter-fingers. |
1.1719 |
0.04016 |
128 |
110 |
14 |
4 |
1856 |
Ready or not, here I come! |
1.1719 |
0.03527 |
128 |
107 |
20 |
1 |
1857 |
Flying Wallenda to the rescue! |
1.1719 |
0.03860 |
128 |
109 |
16 |
3 |
1858 |
Smart. Practice in secret, surprise our friends. |
1.1718 |
0.03325 |
163 |
138 |
22 |
3 |
1859 |
What happens on the island, stays on the island. |
1.1716 |
0.03896 |
134 |
115 |
15 |
4 |
1860 |
Did you know this is one of the ways Epstein didn't kill himself? |
1.1716 |
0.03596 |
134 |
113 |
19 |
2 |
1861 |
But you said incorporating swinging into our relationship might save us! |
1.1716 |
0.03596 |
134 |
113 |
19 |
2 |
1862 |
You’re so close! Just reach down and pull yourself up by your bootstraps! |
1.1716 |
0.03749 |
134 |
114 |
17 |
3 |
1863 |
Now this time, I’ll be the bird and you be the fish. |
1.1716 |
0.03749 |
134 |
114 |
17 |
3 |
1864 |
Remember our vows… ‘In sinkness and in health’? |
1.1716 |
0.03896 |
134 |
115 |
15 |
4 |
1865 |
Quick, I've got to get the kids to school. |
1.1714 |
0.04162 |
105 |
89 |
14 |
2 |
1866 |
We seem to be stuck in this old routine. |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
1867 |
Hold on tights! |
1.1712 |
0.03683 |
146 |
125 |
17 |
4 |
1868 |
I told you my Barre Classes would pay off. |
1.1712 |
0.03417 |
146 |
123 |
21 |
2 |
1869 |
I blame myself too honey. |
1.1712 |
0.03683 |
146 |
125 |
17 |
4 |
1870 |
Yes, I'm single. Why do you ask? |
1.1712 |
0.03683 |
146 |
125 |
17 |
4 |
1871 |
This is another reason Barnum and Bailey left Florida. |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
1872 |
Are you sure Bill has a hold of your feet? |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
1873 |
I saw this in a movie once, grab my hands! |
1.1711 |
0.03588 |
152 |
130 |
18 |
4 |
1874 |
I told you to use a net instead of quicksand |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
1875 |
I've been thinking a lot about you, too! |
1.1709 |
0.03700 |
117 |
98 |
18 |
1 |
1876 |
Trap-easy does it. |
1.1709 |
0.04079 |
117 |
100 |
14 |
3 |
1877 |
Sorry,can’t stop, but the 9:15 should be along in 20 minutes… |
1.1709 |
0.04426 |
117 |
102 |
10 |
5 |
1878 |
Where is my mother? |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
1879 |
Quick! The planets are in alignment, we ain’t got much space left. |
1.1709 |
0.04256 |
117 |
101 |
12 |
4 |
1880 |
Make sure to hang on. My ex couldn’t. |
1.1709 |
0.03495 |
117 |
97 |
20 |
0 |
1881 |
Let’s put a little danger into our relationship,” he says. “C’mon, it’ll be fun,” he says |
1.1707 |
0.03778 |
123 |
104 |
17 |
2 |
1882 |
my next pass, go to the bottom and jump up! |
1.1707 |
0.04274 |
123 |
107 |
11 |
5 |
1883 |
A flailing young man off the flying trapeze. |
1.1707 |
0.03778 |
123 |
104 |
17 |
2 |
1884 |
You wanted the extreme sports vacation. |
1.1707 |
0.03597 |
123 |
103 |
19 |
1 |
1885 |
Sorry, I just got my nails done. |
1.1707 |
0.04115 |
123 |
106 |
13 |
4 |
1886 |
This is goodbye then. |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
1887 |
Now don't you wish we had implemented a good old safety net? |
1.1705 |
0.03671 |
129 |
109 |
18 |
2 |
1888 |
I'm done bending over backwards for you. |
1.1705 |
0.03671 |
129 |
109 |
18 |
2 |
1889 |
I've got you! We can move my mother in, right? |
1.1705 |
0.03832 |
129 |
110 |
16 |
3 |
1890 |
You said I should try to take things a little less seriously. |
1.1705 |
0.03502 |
129 |
108 |
20 |
1 |
1891 |
Even dire situations should have a little flair. |
1.1705 |
0.03671 |
129 |
109 |
18 |
2 |
1892 |
And for my last trick . . . |
1.1704 |
0.03724 |
135 |
115 |
17 |
3 |
1893 |
I thought you said you’d done this before. |
1.1704 |
0.03724 |
135 |
115 |
17 |
3 |
1894 |
Say I do! |
1.1704 |
0.03414 |
135 |
113 |
21 |
1 |
1895 |
No, I told you to release "quick" once we got to the "stand" |
1.1704 |
0.03724 |
135 |
115 |
17 |
3 |
1896 |
Well, it was cheaper than a net. |
1.1704 |
0.03869 |
135 |
116 |
15 |
4 |
1897 |
I always wanted to join the circus, but not like this. |
1.1704 |
0.03572 |
135 |
114 |
19 |
2 |
1898 |
And you said the classes wouldn’t be worth it |
1.1704 |
0.03572 |
135 |
114 |
19 |
2 |
1899 |
Can you stand on an alligator? |
1.1702 |
0.03893 |
141 |
122 |
14 |
5 |
1900 |
Tell Koko to get back up on his stilts. |
1.1699 |
0.03317 |
153 |
129 |
22 |
2 |
1901 |
Finally! Those Gilligan's Island reruns and CrossFit are paying off! |
1.1698 |
0.04126 |
106 |
90 |
14 |
2 |
1902 |
Me Jane, you Oblivious. |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
1903 |
I knew I shouldn’t have skipped arm day! |
1.1698 |
0.04126 |
106 |
90 |
14 |
2 |
1904 |
Dear husband if you only say please,
I will save you on my flying trapeze. |
1.1698 |
0.03902 |
106 |
89 |
16 |
1 |
1905 |
I’ve wired Mel Brooks for help |
1.1698 |
0.04540 |
106 |
92 |
10 |
4 |
1906 |
I'm don't want to say you said so ... but you said so. |
1.1696 |
0.03781 |
112 |
94 |
17 |
1 |
1907 |
This might be a bad time to mention my affair with Wiggles the Clown. |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
1908 |
Be careful, I just came back from the nail salon |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
1909 |
The next time I let someone go, things will be different. |
1.1696 |
0.03781 |
112 |
94 |
17 |
1 |
1910 |
Are you sure you washed your hands? |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
1911 |
Bill, I hate your sweaty hands! |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
1912 |
Even finding a good Rescue Husband is complicated these days. |
1.1695 |
0.04222 |
118 |
102 |
12 |
4 |
1913 |
I'm so glad you are getting into Circus Camp. |
1.1695 |
0.03671 |
118 |
99 |
18 |
1 |
1914 |
What's your password? |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
1915 |
That's flying through the air with the greatest of 'please' to you mister. |
1.1695 |
0.04390 |
118 |
103 |
10 |
5 |
1916 |
Now, about that fur coat that you had promised ... |
1.1695 |
0.03864 |
118 |
100 |
16 |
2 |
1917 |
Say "Please" ... |
1.1694 |
0.03570 |
124 |
104 |
19 |
1 |
1918 |
Need a lift? |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
1919 |
Send in the clowns! |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
1920 |
Amazing. As luck would have it we just decided to set up the circus tent in this location. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
1921 |
Do you want to mansplain it again because that will really be of help right now. |
1.1694 |
0.03750 |
124 |
105 |
17 |
2 |
1922 |
You’re lucky that I decided to try swinging. |
1.1692 |
0.04106 |
130 |
113 |
12 |
5 |
1923 |
Ok, just one more time. How much do you love me? |
1.1692 |
0.03645 |
130 |
110 |
18 |
2 |
1924 |
On three, JUMP. |
1.1692 |
0.03958 |
130 |
112 |
14 |
4 |
1925 |
The so-called "sandy beach" did not tell us enough. |
1.1691 |
0.03548 |
136 |
115 |
19 |
2 |
1926 |
It's a trap! Ease on the shore! |
1.1691 |
0.03843 |
136 |
117 |
15 |
4 |
1927 |
Now will you marry me? |
1.1691 |
0.03843 |
136 |
117 |
15 |
4 |
1928 |
so, NOW you don’t mind my freakishly small hands?! |
1.1690 |
0.03736 |
142 |
122 |
16 |
4 |
1929 |
Wait - did you sanitize those hands? |
1.1690 |
0.03458 |
142 |
120 |
20 |
2 |
1930 |
We'll talk about my weird legs later Stan, just grab hold! |
1.1689 |
0.03761 |
148 |
128 |
15 |
5 |
1931 |
It worked on Gilligan’s Island! |
1.1689 |
0.03508 |
148 |
126 |
19 |
3 |
1932 |
Swear to me that you believe in global warming? |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
1933 |
Didn't I give you that sweater? |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
1934 |
Once I get you home and clean you up, we're REALLY going to swing. |
1.1681 |
0.03751 |
113 |
95 |
17 |
1 |
1935 |
so do you agree that a hot dog is a sandwich? |
1.1681 |
0.04337 |
113 |
98 |
11 |
4 |
1936 |
Actually... |
1.1681 |
0.03751 |
113 |
95 |
17 |
1 |
1937 |
This isn’t as exciting as the first time. |
1.1681 |
0.03442 |
119 |
99 |
20 |
0 |
1938 |
You wouldn't be so nervous if you'd gone to circus camp with me. |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
1939 |
My friends all say I’m lowering myself to be with you. |
1.1680 |
0.03891 |
125 |
107 |
15 |
3 |
1940 |
About that last text... |
1.1680 |
0.03722 |
125 |
106 |
17 |
2 |
1941 |
Tell me, Vinnie - is your life worth a new tennis bracelet? |
1.1680 |
0.03544 |
125 |
105 |
19 |
1 |
1942 |
Harold, wash your hands first! |
1.1680 |
0.03722 |
125 |
106 |
17 |
2 |
1943 |
One more time Leon, then you're own you own" |
1.1680 |
0.04054 |
125 |
108 |
13 |
4 |
1944 |
Who'd of known a little hand lotion would become such a problem. |
1.1680 |
0.04054 |
125 |
108 |
13 |
4 |
1945 |
Wait while I slip into my heels. |
1.1680 |
0.03544 |
125 |
105 |
19 |
1 |
1946 |
I hear you, I hear you! This is how I was taught at Cirque du Soleil emergency rescue school. |
1.1679 |
0.04218 |
131 |
115 |
10 |
6 |
1947 |
At least I'm getting good exercise. |
1.1679 |
0.03930 |
131 |
113 |
14 |
4 |
1948 |
We've got to stop meeting like this! |
1.1679 |
0.03453 |
131 |
110 |
20 |
1 |
1949 |
I told you my circus class would be worth it! |
1.1679 |
0.03778 |
131 |
112 |
16 |
3 |
1950 |
One more time...do you promise to pick up after yourself? |
1.1679 |
0.03453 |
131 |
110 |
20 |
1 |
1951 |
We should have never criticized each other’s extremities. |
1.1679 |
0.03778 |
131 |
112 |
16 |
3 |
1952 |
This is what you get for sleeping with my friend, Janet. |
1.1679 |
0.03673 |
137 |
117 |
17 |
3 |
1953 |
Quick! Pop the question! |
1.1679 |
0.03673 |
137 |
117 |
17 |
3 |
1954 |
On second thought,I think the gym mat provided a soft enough landing. |
1.1679 |
0.03524 |
137 |
116 |
19 |
2 |
1955 |
My hands are down there, Buster. |
1.1678 |
0.03842 |
143 |
124 |
14 |
5 |
1956 |
I don’t want to lose another partner. |
1.1678 |
0.03576 |
143 |
122 |
18 |
3 |
1957 |
Love at first sight ! |
1.1678 |
0.03216 |
149 |
125 |
23 |
1 |
1958 |
Don't pull me in. |
1.1678 |
0.03072 |
149 |
124 |
25 |
0 |
1959 |
If there was a god then they put you where you need to be. They also put me where I need to be: just out of reach. |
1.1667 |
0.03751 |
132 |
113 |
16 |
3 |
1960 |
Don’t worry. I’ve got you! |
1.1667 |
0.03721 |
114 |
96 |
17 |
1 |
1961 |
Okay,okay,but now don |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
1962 |
Sure, we could do it without the trapeze, but what would my followers say? |
1.1667 |
0.03519 |
126 |
106 |
19 |
1 |
1963 |
Yes, I used to be an acrobat. How did you know? |
1.1667 |
0.03817 |
144 |
125 |
14 |
5 |
1964 |
The clown in HR will handle your exit interview. |
1.1667 |
0.03465 |
150 |
128 |
19 |
3 |
1965 |
What is our safe word? |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
1966 |
I told you trapeze lessons were a good idea. |
1.1667 |
0.04301 |
114 |
99 |
11 |
4 |
1967 |
When are you going to admit you ate all the ice cream? |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
1968 |
You said you were six feet tall. |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
1969 |
Honey, is your life insurance policy paid up? |
1.1667 |
0.03928 |
138 |
120 |
13 |
5 |
1970 |
Wait, are you sure you washed your hands for at least 60 seconds with antibacterial soap? |
1.1667 |
0.03594 |
132 |
112 |
18 |
2 |
1971 |
I was sent to drain the swamp |
1.1667 |
0.03519 |
126 |
106 |
19 |
1 |
1972 |
No time for your tomfoolery Tarzan. You may call me Katy and hear me roar. |
1.1667 |
0.04461 |
108 |
94 |
10 |
4 |
1973 |
If I save you, I never have to spend time with your mother again. |
1.1667 |
0.03695 |
126 |
107 |
17 |
2 |
1974 |
Till death do us part? |
1.1667 |
0.03863 |
126 |
108 |
15 |
3 |
1975 |
Me Jame. |
1.1667 |
0.04156 |
120 |
104 |
12 |
4 |
1976 |
I’m not here to save you Ralph. I need to know the new WiFi password. |
1.1667 |
0.04301 |
114 |
99 |
11 |
4 |
1977 |
Oh! “Trapeze” I thought you said “Trap Steve!” |
1.1667 |
0.04321 |
120 |
105 |
10 |
5 |
1978 |
Last chance for romance |
1.1667 |
0.03924 |
114 |
97 |
15 |
2 |
1979 |
Way to stick the landing, sweetheart! |
1.1667 |
0.03863 |
126 |
108 |
15 |
3 |
1980 |
Oh, therefore thou art, Romeo |
1.1667 |
0.03721 |
114 |
96 |
17 |
1 |
1981 |
Fred, I need Stunt Husband for this |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
1982 |
You need to trim your nails. |
1.1667 |
0.03863 |
126 |
108 |
15 |
3 |
1983 |
And yet I had texted you that I was arriving late |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
1984 |
Say you support my new hobby. |
1.1667 |
0.03863 |
126 |
108 |
15 |
3 |
1985 |
It's a good thing this trapeze was hanging here, in the middle of the jungle. |
1.1667 |
0.03928 |
138 |
120 |
13 |
5 |
1986 |
I'm just filling in for Ruth. She hasn't taught me the actual hand-connecting rescue part yet. |
1.1667 |
0.03594 |
132 |
112 |
18 |
2 |
1987 |
Next time, bring the net. |
1.1667 |
0.04060 |
138 |
121 |
11 |
6 |
1988 |
From now on, I will decide where we practice. |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
1989 |
And I guess you want me to get the check too? You’re not making a good first impression, Doug.” |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
1990 |
Quick, San....dy! Pull me up |
1.1667 |
0.03924 |
114 |
97 |
15 |
2 |
1991 |
Fine!I should have bought the safety net instead of the cat's tuxedo. There, are you happy? |
1.1667 |
0.04461 |
108 |
94 |
10 |
4 |
1992 |
Are you sure you’re in a position to provide a bailout right now!? |
1.1667 |
0.03594 |
132 |
112 |
18 |
2 |
1993 |
Just do it like we practiced! |
1.1667 |
0.03501 |
138 |
117 |
19 |
2 |
1994 |
STILL jealous of my ex Tarzan? |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
1995 |
Adios Sucker! |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
1996 |
Don't worry, I stayed at CircusCircus last night... |
1.1656 |
0.03313 |
151 |
128 |
21 |
2 |
1997 |
'Tumble in the Jungle' doesn't seem like such a good idea now does it? |
1.1655 |
0.03531 |
145 |
124 |
18 |
3 |
1998 |
Practice the feeling of having received your manifestation |
1.1655 |
0.03531 |
145 |
124 |
18 |
3 |
1999 |
Focus on your form!! |
1.1655 |
0.03765 |
139 |
120 |
15 |
4 |
2000 |
Are you sure there's not an easier way to do this? |
1.1655 |
0.03624 |
139 |
119 |
17 |
3 |
2001 |
You made it look so much easier
when you were up here! |
1.1654 |
0.03725 |
133 |
114 |
16 |
3 |
2002 |
Maybe we are a little co-dependent. |
1.1654 |
0.03234 |
133 |
111 |
22 |
0 |
2003 |
Be grateful I didn’t drop you six feet over. |
1.1654 |
0.03569 |
133 |
113 |
18 |
2 |
2004 |
They said you're a good catch. |
1.1654 |
0.03310 |
127 |
106 |
21 |
0 |
2005 |
Wait till Facebook hears about this! |
1.1654 |
0.03668 |
127 |
108 |
17 |
2 |
2006 |
I thought you were going to be on another trapeze, not in the Slough of Despond. |
1.1654 |
0.03668 |
127 |
108 |
17 |
2 |
2007 |
I thought you said, Quick, Land. |
1.1654 |
0.03493 |
127 |
107 |
19 |
1 |
2008 |
Just hold me! |
1.1654 |
0.03668 |
127 |
108 |
17 |
2 |
2009 |
Hurry, before they shoot down my balloon. |
1.1654 |
0.03994 |
127 |
110 |
13 |
4 |
2010 |
Quit hanging around and do something Brenda! |
1.1654 |
0.03668 |
127 |
108 |
17 |
2 |
2011 |
Quick! Save me from the sands of time! |
1.1654 |
0.03493 |
127 |
107 |
19 |
1 |
2012 |
If I really wanted to hurt you, I would go for the juggler. |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2013 |
This should end your 'another crazy pastime' nonsense! |
1.1653 |
0.03391 |
121 |
101 |
20 |
0 |
2014 |
Can my mother move in |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2015 |
'Audience participation', they said. |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2016 |
Quick, Sandy, tell me you love me! |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2017 |
You only heard quick? |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2018 |
Calm down! It's slow mud, not quicksand. |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
2019 |
Cirque De Dumm’e |
1.1652 |
0.03478 |
115 |
96 |
19 |
0 |
2020 |
By grabbing my hands, you agree to keeping the thermostat at 77F in perpetuity. |
1.1652 |
0.04441 |
115 |
101 |
9 |
5 |
2021 |
I’m done doing backflips for you. |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
2022 |
Thanks you bailed me out faster than SVB! |
1.1652 |
0.03691 |
115 |
97 |
17 |
1 |
2023 |
Who's yo Momma now? |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
2024 |
C'mon, you're not even trying. |
1.1651 |
0.04423 |
109 |
95 |
10 |
4 |
2025 |
I've only got a few swings left, so grab on, for God's sake! |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
2026 |
Safely met? No, I texted safety net. |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
2027 |
High 5 for being brave, dude! |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
2028 |
I told you that it was better when you caught me. |
1.1649 |
0.03788 |
97 |
81 |
16 |
0 |
2029 |
Why don't you just ask Loren to help you? |
1.1645 |
0.03668 |
152 |
132 |
15 |
5 |
2030 |
The show must not go on, darling |
1.1645 |
0.03423 |
152 |
130 |
19 |
3 |
2031 |
I knew my trapeze-cardio sessions would pay off! |
1.1644 |
0.03371 |
146 |
124 |
20 |
2 |
2032 |
I’ll save you, I’m a woman! |
1.1644 |
0.03768 |
146 |
127 |
14 |
5 |
2033 |
How do you feel about my extravagant trapeze lessons now, Carl? |
1.1643 |
0.04005 |
140 |
123 |
11 |
6 |
2034 |
This might sound odd just now, but
is there any chance I could ask you
for a cash loan?" |
1.1643 |
0.03454 |
140 |
119 |
19 |
2 |
2035 |
First, dry your hands. |
1.1642 |
0.03544 |
134 |
114 |
18 |
2 |
2036 |
Ok Hazel, the first 6 swing bys were funny, but remember I have the money, credit cards and car keys in my pockets” |
1.1642 |
0.03848 |
134 |
116 |
14 |
4 |
2037 |
If you grab for my boobs again you're a goner. |
1.1642 |
0.03544 |
134 |
114 |
18 |
2 |
2038 |
Next time stand on your tippy toes. |
1.1642 |
0.03848 |
134 |
116 |
14 |
4 |
2039 |
Tarzan, you're going to have to stop beating your chest while you're swinging, or we will never make the Cirque de Soleil cut " |
1.1642 |
0.03544 |
134 |
114 |
18 |
2 |
2040 |
It'll never work. I'm from Vegas, you're from Florida. |
1.1642 |
0.03699 |
134 |
115 |
16 |
3 |
2041 |
Quicksand!?” I thought you said, “Quick, land! |
1.1641 |
0.03641 |
128 |
109 |
17 |
2 |
2042 |
Come on, Henry, one more take and we're outta here! |
1.1641 |
0.03641 |
128 |
109 |
17 |
2 |
2043 |
Aren’t you glad I took gymnastics? |
1.1641 |
0.03965 |
128 |
111 |
13 |
4 |
2044 |
I've about had it with your sinking feelings! |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2045 |
Stop struggling! Just hand me the car keys! |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2046 |
walkin' like a zombie, walkin' like a huggy-wuggy- Briggs Canterburry |
1.1639 |
0.03561 |
122 |
103 |
18 |
1 |
2047 |
Relax. In a few minutes we'll have a thousand likes on social media. |
1.1639 |
0.03561 |
122 |
103 |
18 |
1 |
2048 |
Manifest salvation |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2049 |
Mom's moving in with us, so you might want to reconsider the rescue. |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
2050 |
I'm leaving you to join a circus |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
2051 |
This is the last time I clean up the mess that you have got yourself into. |
1.1638 |
0.04232 |
116 |
101 |
11 |
4 |
2052 |
How to spice up your relationship? Hot trapezey quicksand sex! |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
2053 |
No need to worry Death Defying Daphne to the rescue! |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
2054 |
Not I what would call the greatest of ease |
1.1638 |
0.04405 |
116 |
102 |
9 |
5 |
2055 |
I thought this was a tightly-regulated market. |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
2056 |
It's all my childhood fears come to life! |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2057 |
I never loved you, Herbert. |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
2058 |
Grab ahold. But not the guy under you. |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2059 |
Of course I love you. But, SVB was too big to go under. |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2060 |
You gotta admit this beats watching trapeze swingers in Vegas! |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2061 |
I’ll get you out of that trap, easy! |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2062 |
Rescue? Don't be silly, I'm just drying my nails. |
1.1635 |
0.03891 |
104 |
88 |
15 |
1 |
2063 |
Just wait here, I'll swing by and pick you up later |
1.1633 |
0.03617 |
147 |
127 |
16 |
4 |
2064 |
Will you help me with the dishes EVERY night? |
1.1633 |
0.03617 |
147 |
127 |
16 |
4 |
2065 |
There you go, being passive aggressive again! |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
2066 |
You're right, the world is a circus |
1.1631 |
0.03715 |
141 |
122 |
15 |
4 |
2067 |
George Washington High School. 1978. Prom.See you. Wouldn't want to be you! |
1.1631 |
0.03715 |
141 |
122 |
15 |
4 |
2068 |
How fortunate that Pink was in town. |
1.1631 |
0.03715 |
141 |
122 |
15 |
4 |
2069 |
Ron DeSantis getting a helping hand from an unidentified woman while swimming with sharks! This rescue is going to take awhile. |
1.1631 |
0.03576 |
141 |
121 |
17 |
3 |
2070 |
Now will you listen to me when I say don't use so much hand cream? |
1.1631 |
0.03715 |
141 |
122 |
15 |
4 |
2071 |
Wait! You're not Alfonzo! |
1.1631 |
0.03715 |
141 |
122 |
15 |
4 |
2072 |
Can't touch you. I got Covid. |
1.1630 |
0.03821 |
135 |
117 |
14 |
4 |
2073 |
And do you promise to never say a word about my drving? |
1.1630 |
0.03963 |
135 |
118 |
12 |
5 |
2074 |
I told you not to eat that greasy sandwich! |
1.1630 |
0.03821 |
135 |
117 |
14 |
4 |
2075 |
Quick thinking, Sandy! |
1.1628 |
0.04233 |
129 |
114 |
9 |
6 |
2076 |
You are up to your neck in debt to me. |
1.1628 |
0.03615 |
129 |
110 |
17 |
2 |
2077 |
Cirque du soooooohhhh my god get me out of here! |
1.1628 |
0.03615 |
129 |
110 |
17 |
2 |
2078 |
Now aren't you glad I signed up for that circus class? |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
2079 |
It’s probably play sand. Feel around for a pail and shovel. |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
2080 |
Bumble, illustrated. |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
2081 |
Tell me again about your stance on the gender pay gap? |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
2082 |
Almost there. Trust me it's so much cooler this way. |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
2083 |
I wanna hold your hand!!! |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
2084 |
Fear not! Your damsel in distress has arrived. |
1.1626 |
0.03893 |
123 |
106 |
14 |
3 |
2085 |
I think I'm falling for you. |
1.1626 |
0.03535 |
123 |
104 |
18 |
1 |
2086 |
Do you have hand sanitizer? |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
2087 |
I'll get you out, Jim, but put your smile back on! |
1.1624 |
0.03633 |
117 |
99 |
17 |
1 |
2088 |
No you don't have time to don your sparkly leotard! |
1.1624 |
0.04198 |
117 |
102 |
11 |
4 |
2089 |
If you're finally ready to ask for directions, I'd say reach for the car keys! |
1.1624 |
0.03831 |
117 |
100 |
15 |
2 |
2090 |
Are you Barnum or Bailey? |
1.1624 |
0.03633 |
117 |
99 |
17 |
1 |
2091 |
I said I’d swing by to help you out, but seriously ….? |
1.1624 |
0.03633 |
117 |
99 |
17 |
1 |
2092 |
Guess I'm not the only one stuck in this job. |
1.1624 |
0.03831 |
117 |
100 |
15 |
2 |
2093 |
This is gonna be the best ‘Oh! You almost had it’ meme ever |
1.1624 |
0.03831 |
117 |
100 |
15 |
2 |
2094 |
I can reach you if you admit where you were last night. But, I'll only pass by once more. |
1.1622 |
0.03740 |
111 |
94 |
16 |
1 |
2095 |
See! I told you I knew some fun tricks on my trapeze! |
1.1622 |
0.04348 |
111 |
97 |
10 |
4 |
2096 |
I just swung by to say “ Goodbye!” |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2097 |
Grab my hands honey, I've got you! And those aren't sharks, they're lilies silly! |
1.1622 |
0.03740 |
111 |
94 |
16 |
1 |
2098 |
Come down, I'll catch you. |
1.1620 |
0.03952 |
142 |
125 |
11 |
6 |
2099 |
Moreover, you agree to unload the dishwasher for the rest of the year? |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
2100 |
So do you want to try swinging or not? |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
2101 |
This isn’t what I thought you meant when you asked if I wanted to try swinging |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
2102 |
Lucky for you I decided to swing by. |
1.1618 |
0.03496 |
136 |
116 |
18 |
2 |
2103 |
Thank God you're still on- call as I heard you were let go. |
1.1618 |
0.03496 |
136 |
116 |
18 |
2 |
2104 |
I told you so...I told you so! |
1.1615 |
0.03419 |
130 |
110 |
19 |
1 |
2105 |
So, are you going to propose to me, or not? |
1.1615 |
0.03419 |
130 |
110 |
19 |
1 |
2106 |
It was a lot easier to pull this off before they drained the swamp. |
1.1615 |
0.03419 |
130 |
110 |
19 |
1 |
2107 |
You sanitized first, right? |
1.1615 |
0.03908 |
130 |
113 |
13 |
4 |
2108 |
I'll pull you out with the greatest of ease. |
1.1613 |
0.03691 |
124 |
106 |
16 |
2 |
2109 |
I can't reach any further......This is a trap tease. |
1.1613 |
0.03602 |
155 |
135 |
15 |
5 |
2110 |
Quick, grab on, SIKE! Breathe mud, motherfucker. You dead lol. |
1.1613 |
0.04030 |
124 |
108 |
12 |
4 |
2111 |
Eww — your hands are so sweaty. |
1.1613 |
0.04030 |
124 |
108 |
12 |
4 |
2112 |
Take my hand, or you'll become the subject of a podcast. |
1.1613 |
0.03691 |
124 |
106 |
16 |
2 |
2113 |
This is why we don’t skip leg day |
1.1613 |
0.03508 |
124 |
105 |
18 |
1 |
2114 |
When you said you wanted to try swinging I didn't realize this is what you had in mind. |
1.1613 |
0.03691 |
124 |
106 |
16 |
2 |
2115 |
If you had been holding tighter this would not have happened! |
1.1613 |
0.03691 |
124 |
106 |
16 |
2 |
2116 |
And you thought swinging wouldn't bring us closer together. |
1.1613 |
0.03602 |
155 |
135 |
15 |
5 |
2117 |
Thanks, but you could have just pulled me out with a stick. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2118 |
I'll free you from this trap with ease. |
1.1610 |
0.03800 |
118 |
101 |
15 |
2 |
2119 |
You do love me, right? |
1.1610 |
0.03605 |
118 |
100 |
17 |
1 |
2120 |
Better this time, but you need to work on the release. |
1.1610 |
0.03605 |
118 |
100 |
17 |
1 |
2121 |
Yeah, the new circus tent kinda sucks for me, too… |
1.1610 |
0.03605 |
118 |
100 |
17 |
1 |
2122 |
I am only here for a limited engagement. |
1.1610 |
0.03398 |
118 |
99 |
19 |
0 |
2123 |
Sit tight Mr Bank, I learned this little trick from the Federal Reserve! |
1.1610 |
0.04335 |
118 |
104 |
9 |
5 |
2124 |
Who knew the net would sink? |
1.1610 |
0.03800 |
118 |
101 |
15 |
2 |
2125 |
Don't miss it this time, Hon!! |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
2126 |
Come on, Bob! Sell the danger! |
1.1608 |
0.03530 |
143 |
123 |
17 |
3 |
2127 |
I could have caught you if I'd not known of your 'secret' girfriend |
1.1607 |
0.04120 |
112 |
97 |
12 |
3 |
2128 |
Herb, you a**hole, you're ruining our act! |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
2129 |
I told you those trapeze classes would come in handy! |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
2130 |
Actually, maybe not. Sorry. |
1.1607 |
0.03710 |
112 |
95 |
16 |
1 |
2131 |
This is so much easier in the movies. |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
2132 |
your effect on me when you came to my life. |
1.1607 |
0.04120 |
112 |
97 |
12 |
3 |
2133 |
Okay, I’ll save you but you have to call ME King of the Jungle from now on. |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
2134 |
It's okay! Jump! |
1.1607 |
0.03486 |
112 |
94 |
18 |
0 |
2135 |
I told you to use the hand lotion after our performance. |
1.1606 |
0.03314 |
137 |
116 |
20 |
1 |
2136 |
This is how TikTok told me to do it. |
1.1606 |
0.03148 |
137 |
115 |
22 |
0 |
2137 |
Welcome to Survival Pilates. Now hooooold. |
1.1606 |
0.03473 |
137 |
117 |
18 |
2 |
2138 |
You said you wanted to perform with Annette - I am Annette. |
1.1606 |
0.03909 |
137 |
120 |
12 |
5 |
2139 |
I ran away and joined the Search and Rescue Squad. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2140 |
What kind of Spa is this? |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
2141 |
Now tell me, are you still bitching about paying so much for my acrobatic classes??? |
1.1603 |
0.03564 |
131 |
112 |
17 |
2 |
2142 |
If this happens again, we're calling Tarzan. |
1.1603 |
0.03564 |
131 |
112 |
17 |
2 |
2143 |
This is a tough act to follow. |
1.1603 |
0.03880 |
131 |
114 |
13 |
4 |
2144 |
Oh Noooo! Quicksand! |
1.1603 |
0.03564 |
131 |
112 |
17 |
2 |
2145 |
It's a good thing I heard 'trapeze lessons' and not 'striptease lessons' |
1.1603 |
0.03725 |
131 |
113 |
15 |
3 |
2146 |
I told you we should have used a net |
1.1600 |
0.03835 |
125 |
108 |
14 |
3 |
2147 |
Jim. Jungle Jim. |
1.1600 |
0.03663 |
125 |
107 |
16 |
2 |
2148 |
It’s no good Clarence, I love another. |
1.1600 |
0.03483 |
125 |
106 |
18 |
1 |
2149 |
I told you we’d regret going wireless. |
1.1597 |
0.03643 |
144 |
125 |
15 |
4 |
2150 |
...and my Mom said "Why waste your time on Circus Camp?" |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2151 |
Grab my hands! Grab my hands! |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2152 |
When I said I stay with you through thick and thin I didn't think that included quicksand! |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
2153 |
Me falling for him even after seeing those red flags |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2154 |
You must be up to your neck with quagmire
around you!!" |
1.1596 |
0.03797 |
94 |
79 |
15 |
0 |
2155 |
I'll think about it... |
1.1594 |
0.03882 |
138 |
121 |
12 |
5 |
2156 |
F9irst, confirm you agree to ripping up the prenup. |
1.1594 |
0.04016 |
138 |
122 |
10 |
6 |
2157 |
This is your chance to prove how much you really want to hang on to me. |
1.1593 |
0.03679 |
113 |
96 |
16 |
1 |
2158 |
I never said this would be trap-eazy, Darrell! Reach! |
1.1593 |
0.03458 |
113 |
95 |
18 |
0 |
2159 |
SorryI had to drop you--my legs were giving out! |
1.1593 |
0.03679 |
113 |
96 |
16 |
1 |
2160 |
Do you still think that my trapeze retreat in Portland was a waste of money?” |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
2161 |
Does Little Billy still have hold of your belt? |
1.1593 |
0.04456 |
113 |
100 |
8 |
5 |
2162 |
And you said this vacation would reignite our trust in each other? |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
2163 |
From now on, your criticism of me "swinging from the trees" becomes a compliment. |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
2164 |
Were you in band or gymnastics? |
1.1593 |
0.03679 |
113 |
96 |
16 |
1 |
2165 |
Will you marry me? |
1.1591 |
0.03539 |
132 |
113 |
17 |
2 |
2166 |
Sorry, you're out of the trapeze act. |
1.1591 |
0.03539 |
132 |
113 |
17 |
2 |
2167 |
Relax. I’m from Cirque de Soleil
Without Borders |
1.1589 |
0.04434 |
107 |
94 |
9 |
4 |
2168 |
Don't worry, I saw it on tiktok |
1.1589 |
0.03791 |
107 |
91 |
15 |
1 |
2169 |
I'm on Month 3 of Ozempic. If I get you out, let's give it a try. |
1.1587 |
0.03636 |
126 |
108 |
16 |
2 |
2170 |
If you had brought my waders, I wouldn't have to worry about getting mud on my new shoes like this. |
1.1587 |
0.03268 |
126 |
106 |
20 |
0 |
2171 |
That’s the last time you ever order the “Truckstop” chalupas! |
1.1587 |
0.04127 |
126 |
111 |
10 |
5 |
2172 |
I'm not saying 'I told you so' but last year's executive retreat to circus camp is about to pay dividends |
1.1587 |
0.03636 |
126 |
108 |
16 |
2 |
2173 |
You have Thyroid gland issues too, I see. |
1.1587 |
0.03807 |
126 |
109 |
14 |
3 |
2174 |
For God's sake, Richie! Take your damned money belt off! |
1.1587 |
0.03807 |
126 |
109 |
14 |
3 |
2175 |
I see mud doesn't work as well as a trampoline. |
1.1587 |
0.03636 |
126 |
108 |
16 |
2 |
2176 |
We’re moving back to the City |
1.1586 |
0.03344 |
145 |
124 |
19 |
2 |
2177 |
I hope now you believe I trust you!” |
1.1586 |
0.03484 |
145 |
125 |
17 |
3 |
2178 |
Are you ready to admit that the extra checked bag for my trapeze wasn't a waste of money? |
1.1584 |
0.04610 |
101 |
89 |
8 |
4 |
2179 |
When's my birthday? |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
2180 |
Have I told you [whoosh]...that I've been thinking about [whoosh]...breaking up the act? |
1.1584 |
0.03651 |
101 |
85 |
16 |
0 |
2181 |
If you say "Me Tarzan, you Jane" I'm outta here! |
1.1583 |
0.04099 |
120 |
105 |
11 |
4 |
2182 |
Welcome to the Everglades. I’m Leah.”
“Hialeah.”
“Hiya. |
1.1583 |
0.03924 |
120 |
104 |
13 |
3 |
2183 |
Yes, you stuck the landing. Now focus! |
1.1583 |
0.03550 |
120 |
102 |
17 |
1 |
2184 |
Don't worry, I was a cheerleader in high shcool |
1.1583 |
0.04266 |
120 |
106 |
9 |
5 |
2185 |
For some reason, there's a trapeze in the tree, so grab my hands. |
1.1583 |
0.03346 |
120 |
101 |
19 |
0 |
2186 |
On the count of three alligator… |
1.1583 |
0.03856 |
139 |
122 |
12 |
5 |
2187 |
Happy Monday! I’m your fairy circus mother! |
1.1582 |
0.03538 |
158 |
138 |
15 |
5 |
2188 |
Let's get this over with- I need to get to our bank! |
1.1579 |
0.03348 |
133 |
113 |
19 |
1 |
2189 |
things are really looking up for me. |
1.1579 |
0.03856 |
114 |
98 |
14 |
2 |
2190 |
And you said the Groupon for the trapeze lesson was useless. |
1.1579 |
0.03825 |
133 |
116 |
13 |
4 |
2191 |
Honey, I did like your tiny, dainty fingers. YESTERDAY! |
1.1579 |
0.03348 |
133 |
113 |
19 |
1 |
2192 |
I'll swing back after you wash your hands. |
1.1579 |
0.03673 |
133 |
115 |
15 |
3 |
2193 |
Oh Honey, I told you that palm oil a bad idea. |
1.1579 |
0.03650 |
114 |
97 |
16 |
1 |
2194 |
You actually phoned the circus school, but we said “Why not try? We’ve got some pretty mad skills” |
1.1579 |
0.03430 |
114 |
96 |
18 |
0 |
2195 |
I didn't know this is what you meant inviting me to an outdoor outreach event. |
1.1579 |
0.04240 |
114 |
100 |
10 |
4 |
2196 |
Hope you aren't that heavy. |
1.1579 |
0.03650 |
114 |
97 |
16 |
1 |
2197 |
Quick! What do you want for dinner? |
1.1579 |
0.03650 |
114 |
97 |
16 |
1 |
2198 |
Maurice thought the way Sheila insisted on playing the role of rescuer in their relationship was getting a bit old. |
1.1579 |
0.03248 |
152 |
130 |
20 |
2 |
2199 |
Wait, aren't you that clown from earlier? |
1.1579 |
0.04240 |
114 |
100 |
10 |
4 |
2200 |
You got in by yourself, now get out by yourself. |
1.1579 |
0.03856 |
114 |
98 |
14 |
2 |
2201 |
Don't give me that look!
I haven't learned how to swing from my ankles yet. |
1.1579 |
0.03825 |
133 |
116 |
13 |
4 |
2202 |
Whose niche exercise regime is paying dividends now? |
1.1579 |
0.03348 |
133 |
113 |
19 |
1 |
2203 |
Do you really need to know where the trapeze came from? Really? |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
2204 |
I hope the clown car isn't under you. |
1.1579 |
0.03825 |
133 |
116 |
13 |
4 |
2205 |
It's easier if you stand on your head and I grab your feet. |
1.1575 |
0.03779 |
127 |
110 |
14 |
3 |
2206 |
OK, the trapeze isn’t working. I'll go get the lion tamer! |
1.1575 |
0.03941 |
127 |
111 |
12 |
4 |
2207 |
First your coworker at the office party and now this! |
1.1575 |
0.03941 |
127 |
111 |
12 |
4 |
2208 |
She floats through the air, rescues those in great need, the daring young lass on the nature trapeze ... |
1.1575 |
0.03941 |
127 |
111 |
12 |
4 |
2209 |
‘He floats thru the air with the greatest of ease.’ My ass! |
1.1575 |
0.03610 |
127 |
109 |
16 |
2 |
2210 |
C'mon hun! Swinging is a totally liberating experience! |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2211 |
Oh, you said ‘trap appeasers’? |
1.1574 |
0.03758 |
108 |
92 |
15 |
1 |
2212 |
Yes I understand, but catching you by your feet is more of a crowd pleaser. |
1.1574 |
0.04395 |
108 |
95 |
9 |
4 |
2213 |
Breath mint, Brett? |
1.1571 |
0.03693 |
140 |
122 |
14 |
4 |
2214 |
In search of meaning |
1.1570 |
0.03713 |
121 |
104 |
15 |
2 |
2215 |
What happened to 'til death do we part'? |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2216 |
Fine,next time we'll use a net. |
1.1570 |
0.03523 |
121 |
103 |
17 |
1 |
2217 |
Damn it Carson, I told you we should have used a net! |
1.1570 |
0.03321 |
121 |
102 |
19 |
0 |
2218 |
We don’t exactly have time to discuss the ‘beneficiary thing’ right now Rhonda! |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2219 |
Let's try a little less wallowing and a little more "daring young man!" |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
2220 |
One question Larry: Who is Stormy? |
1.1569 |
0.04775 |
102 |
91 |
6 |
5 |
2221 |
If you reach down deep inside we might be able to swing it. |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
2222 |
"His eyes pleaded "please forget that I slept with your sister". |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
2223 |
This is not the swing set I imagined for our retirement, |
1.1567 |
0.03647 |
134 |
116 |
15 |
3 |
2224 |
I told you that the acrobat camp would be a good thing! |
1.1565 |
0.03620 |
115 |
98 |
16 |
1 |
2225 |
What do you think of my Groupon trapeze class now? |
1.1565 |
0.03403 |
115 |
97 |
18 |
0 |
2226 |
It's OK. I can multitask. |
1.1565 |
0.04205 |
115 |
101 |
10 |
4 |
2227 |
The quixotically quick Sandy suddenly completes her quest |
1.1565 |
0.04020 |
115 |
100 |
12 |
3 |
2228 |
Can't you try any harder for once. I'm not trying to fall off too!
-Alicia Chinatomby, Los Angeles, CA |
1.1565 |
0.03825 |
115 |
99 |
14 |
2 |
2229 |
I told you we should have used a standard safety net. |
1.1565 |
0.04020 |
115 |
100 |
12 |
3 |
2230 |
Your tits look huge from this angle |
1.1565 |
0.04383 |
115 |
102 |
8 |
5 |
2231 |
Bring the act to Gatorland" you said. Great idea, Henry |
1.1565 |
0.03825 |
115 |
99 |
14 |
2 |
2232 |
This is our last Sandals trip. |
1.1565 |
0.04205 |
115 |
101 |
10 |
4 |
2233 |
I told you to bring the life jacket! |
1.1565 |
0.03825 |
115 |
99 |
14 |
2 |
2234 |
Wait! Are your hands sanitized? |
1.1562 |
0.03583 |
128 |
110 |
16 |
2 |
2235 |
Remind me never to play 'just outside of Vegas' with you again. |
1.1562 |
0.03408 |
128 |
109 |
18 |
1 |
2236 |
Safety net budget cuts |
1.1562 |
0.03583 |
128 |
110 |
16 |
2 |
2237 |
None of this makes any sense so you do not have to worry. |
1.1562 |
0.03583 |
128 |
110 |
16 |
2 |
2238 |
Jane of the trapeze to the rescue! |
1.1560 |
0.03935 |
141 |
125 |
10 |
6 |
2239 |
Ah, I thought it was a net. |
1.1560 |
0.03528 |
141 |
122 |
16 |
3 |
2240 |
AGT finals here we come! |
1.1560 |
0.03228 |
141 |
120 |
20 |
1 |
2241 |
You laughed when I was inspired by that episode of Sex and the City to take acrobat lessons down at Pier 40! |
1.1560 |
0.03491 |
109 |
92 |
17 |
0 |
2242 |
I told you that the trapeze lessons would come in handy one day! |
1.1560 |
0.03491 |
109 |
92 |
17 |
0 |
2243 |
Now about that barrel roll thing.
Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa. |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
2244 |
It’s good for your skin. |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
2245 |
I told you you would regret that second helping! |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
2246 |
What are you doing later? |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
2247 |
Th US banks vs bailout . |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
2248 |
I mastered quicksand in kindergarten. |
1.1557 |
0.03864 |
122 |
106 |
13 |
3 |
2249 |
Don't bring me dow-ow-own ... Br-ruce |
1.1557 |
0.03864 |
122 |
106 |
13 |
3 |
2250 |
You gonna stop singing that song "50 ways to leave your lover"? |
1.1557 |
0.03864 |
122 |
106 |
13 |
3 |
2251 |
Me Jane-You Tarzan. |
1.1557 |
0.03685 |
122 |
105 |
15 |
2 |
2252 |
Me, Jane, thinks you’re getting a little too old for this ‘King of the Jungle’ crap. |
1.1557 |
0.04036 |
122 |
107 |
11 |
4 |
2253 |
...2, 3, now jump, Harold, jump! |
1.1557 |
0.03864 |
122 |
106 |
13 |
3 |
2254 |
It's OK, I see it all the time. One of those who didn't grow up believing that quicksand was a real thing, |
1.1557 |
0.03864 |
122 |
106 |
13 |
3 |
2255 |
Now I see why you were looking for swingers only on tour tinder profile. |
1.1557 |
0.03864 |
122 |
106 |
13 |
3 |
2256 |
This is why I perform without a net. |
1.1557 |
0.03685 |
122 |
105 |
15 |
2 |
2257 |
no more adventure vacations Marge |
1.1557 |
0.04036 |
122 |
107 |
11 |
4 |
2258 |
Sorry, short arms are also my mother's fault |
1.1557 |
0.04036 |
122 |
107 |
11 |
4 |
2259 |
Maybe I should’ve used it as a rope after all. |
1.1557 |
0.03287 |
167 |
145 |
18 |
4 |
2260 |
It's better than book club. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
2261 |
So: No more March Madness. That’s the deal.. RIGHT?? |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
2262 |
Maybe time to mention Jacques, my lover from Cirque du Soleil. " |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
2263 |
This is our last vacation in the Everglades. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
2264 |
I told you my childhood was a circus. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
2265 |
Ready to reopen to that net discussion?" |
1.1552 |
0.03794 |
116 |
100 |
14 |
2 |
2266 |
That's what you get for not listening! |
1.1552 |
0.03794 |
116 |
100 |
14 |
2 |
2267 |
I didn't realize that Shark Tank had a performance component! |
1.1552 |
0.03591 |
116 |
99 |
16 |
1 |
2268 |
I said "look out quicksand" not look out quick, sand. |
1.1552 |
0.03987 |
116 |
101 |
12 |
3 |
2269 |
I tried to tell you we should still use a net. |
1.1552 |
0.03794 |
116 |
100 |
14 |
2 |
2270 |
Relax! Those are plants, not sharks. |
1.1552 |
0.03794 |
116 |
100 |
14 |
2 |
2271 |
Sure a rope would work, but not with the greatest of ease. |
1.1552 |
0.03987 |
116 |
101 |
12 |
3 |
2272 |
I’m not falling fir THAT again! |
1.1552 |
0.03794 |
116 |
100 |
14 |
2 |
2273 |
And you wanted me to take up pole dancing instead! |
1.1552 |
0.03987 |
116 |
101 |
12 |
3 |
2274 |
I can already feel our work environment improving. |
1.1552 |
0.03591 |
116 |
99 |
16 |
1 |
2275 |
I told you that someday my acrobatic training would be good for something. I just never imagined that this would be the something it was good for! |
1.1550 |
0.03724 |
129 |
112 |
14 |
3 |
2276 |
If you insist on poker games in Vegas, I’m joining Cirque du Soleil. |
1.1550 |
0.03383 |
129 |
110 |
18 |
1 |
2277 |
Wait, hold my hands for a sec, let's talk here. Are you sure Marina Abramović said she approved. |
1.1550 |
0.03883 |
129 |
113 |
12 |
4 |
2278 |
The swingers club always gives me a sinking feeling. |
1.1550 |
0.03558 |
129 |
111 |
16 |
2 |
2279 |
So much for you selling yourself as "the daring young man on e flying trapeze." |
1.1550 |
0.03724 |
129 |
112 |
14 |
3 |
2280 |
Oh, how I miss you! |
1.1550 |
0.03724 |
129 |
112 |
14 |
3 |
2281 |
I guess the timing is bad, but I meant to tell you, Fred, "I'm leaving you; your timing has always been bad." |
1.1545 |
0.03462 |
110 |
93 |
17 |
0 |
2282 |
WAVING NOT GRABBING! |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
2283 |
I wonder if now is the best time to challenge gender roles. |
1.1545 |
0.03462 |
110 |
93 |
17 |
0 |
2284 |
Look, honey, no hands! |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2285 |
Come on, Honey. Everyone's looking. |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2286 |
I should have explained what I meant by "swinger". |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2287 |
I guess I took “stick the landing” too literally. |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2288 |
With 'booby-' and '-eze' completed, they were still miles away from grasping 'entrapment' |
1.1545 |
0.04509 |
110 |
98 |
7 |
5 |
2289 |
Oh wait, sorry I have a boyfriend |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2290 |
Grab my hands,Sally! We gotta make this go viral before Tik Tok is banned. |
1.1545 |
0.03657 |
123 |
106 |
15 |
2 |
2291 |
Finally a depiction of how modern household duties in a relationship are but in the jungle |
1.1545 |
0.03657 |
123 |
106 |
15 |
2 |
2292 |
Want out? The child support check is late. |
1.1545 |
0.04005 |
123 |
108 |
11 |
4 |
2293 |
Stand on his head, it's your only hope! |
1.1545 |
0.04325 |
123 |
110 |
7 |
6 |
2294 |
Honey, you're not trying! Now come on, let's go, one more time! |
1.1545 |
0.03835 |
123 |
107 |
13 |
3 |
2295 |
You really need to work on your timing. |
1.1545 |
0.03657 |
123 |
106 |
15 |
2 |
2296 |
'Now you suddenly want closeness?" |
1.1538 |
0.03563 |
117 |
100 |
16 |
1 |
2297 |
Alley Oops! |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2298 |
I told you my gymnastics would be useful in our honeymoon |
1.1538 |
0.03359 |
130 |
111 |
18 |
1 |
2299 |
Sor-weee! |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
117 |
101 |
14 |
2 |
2300 |
How much life insurance did you say you had? |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
2301 |
I promise this is totally NOT sexual at all just please grab my hands it will feel good for both of us. |
1.1538 |
0.03697 |
130 |
113 |
14 |
3 |
2302 |
Note on your technique: you should always use a net. |
1.1538 |
0.04923 |
91 |
81 |
6 |
4 |
2303 |
And you thought paying for my circus summer camp was a waste of money! |
1.1538 |
0.03350 |
117 |
99 |
18 |
0 |
2304 |
Look at that dirt under your fingernails. If I've told you once ... |
1.1538 |
0.03563 |
117 |
100 |
16 |
1 |
2305 |
Still think the trapeze lessons were a waste of money? |
1.1538 |
0.03697 |
130 |
113 |
14 |
3 |
2306 |
Remember how you didn't want to pay for those acrobat lessons? |
1.1538 |
0.03532 |
130 |
112 |
16 |
2 |
2307 |
Happens to the best of us. |
1.1538 |
0.03337 |
143 |
123 |
18 |
2 |
2308 |
George, let’s please be done with your DIY net idea. |
1.1538 |
0.03350 |
117 |
99 |
18 |
0 |
2309 |
I told you those aerial silks classes would pay off. |
1.1538 |
0.03563 |
117 |
100 |
16 |
1 |
2310 |
A trapeze Gene? I'm sinkin' here! |
1.1533 |
0.03573 |
137 |
119 |
15 |
3 |
2311 |
Quicksand will not help you stay in shape! |
1.1533 |
0.03720 |
137 |
120 |
13 |
4 |
2312 |
Maybe we should just stick with the trampoline! |
1.1533 |
0.03573 |
137 |
119 |
15 |
3 |
2313 |
Your magnetism makes my bones weak. |
1.1532 |
0.03444 |
124 |
106 |
17 |
1 |
2314 |
Don't worry.... I'll be back!!! |
1.1532 |
0.03806 |
124 |
108 |
13 |
3 |
2315 |
I'm having second thoughts! |
1.1532 |
0.03629 |
124 |
107 |
15 |
2 |
2316 |
Bobby, honey! Wake up or you’ll miss the school bus! |
1.1532 |
0.03444 |
124 |
106 |
17 |
1 |
2317 |
more jazz hands, honey" |
1.1532 |
0.03806 |
124 |
108 |
13 |
3 |
2318 |
Before I haul you out of that pit, Kevin McCarthy, I have a few demands. |
1.1532 |
0.03974 |
124 |
109 |
11 |
4 |
2319 |
Don’t try to mansplain yourself out of this one “Tarzan.” |
1.1532 |
0.03806 |
124 |
108 |
13 |
3 |
2320 |
Don't be so high-strung! You know the ropes, grab my hands! |
1.1532 |
0.03248 |
124 |
105 |
19 |
0 |
2321 |
I woke up, and the mattress was this way!?! We got it... |
1.1532 |
0.03444 |
124 |
106 |
17 |
1 |
2322 |
I said CATCH not QUAG! |
1.1532 |
0.03444 |
124 |
106 |
17 |
1 |
2323 |
Haha you can’t reach me |
1.1532 |
0.03629 |
124 |
107 |
15 |
2 |
2324 |
I’m sorry, Jack, there’s not enough room. |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
2325 |
I thought you knew better than to sell on the downswing. |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2326 |
You better not twist this around and say you rescued me. |
1.1532 |
0.03665 |
111 |
95 |
15 |
1 |
2327 |
You got this Hon, just like we rehearsed it. |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
2328 |
This Wallenda well. |
1.1527 |
0.03671 |
131 |
114 |
14 |
3 |
2329 |
Something tells me this isn't the back way into Mar-a-Lago! |
1.1527 |
0.03335 |
131 |
112 |
18 |
1 |
2330 |
Now who’s making fun if my acro-yoga classes?. |
1.1527 |
0.03827 |
131 |
115 |
12 |
4 |
2331 |
You know, I could make a lot of money doing this! |
1.1525 |
0.03924 |
118 |
103 |
12 |
3 |
2332 |
You insisted on top billing, that's why I'm letting you go. |
1.1525 |
0.03535 |
118 |
101 |
16 |
1 |
2333 |
Okay, stranger, but, aftewards, we go our separate ways. |
1.1525 |
0.03734 |
118 |
102 |
14 |
2 |
2334 |
Who is the silly one now for not having supported my circus arts craft? |
1.1525 |
0.04277 |
118 |
105 |
8 |
5 |
2335 |
I’ll do this only if I can shoot you out of the canon. |
1.1525 |
0.03734 |
118 |
102 |
14 |
2 |
2336 |
Did you remember to get milk? |
1.1525 |
0.03924 |
118 |
103 |
12 |
3 |
2337 |
But I'm metaphorically drowning, Dear. |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
2338 |
Next we'll see if the Bermuda Triangle is still a thing. |
1.1522 |
0.03396 |
138 |
119 |
17 |
2 |
2339 |
Sorry I’m late. I was just completing a drop-off nearby. |
1.1522 |
0.03548 |
138 |
120 |
15 |
3 |
2340 |
Are you sure your fly is zipped? |
1.1522 |
0.03396 |
138 |
119 |
17 |
2 |
2341 |
Let’s talk about our future. |
1.1520 |
0.03418 |
125 |
107 |
17 |
1 |
2342 |
'No!' means "No!'" |
1.1520 |
0.03944 |
125 |
110 |
11 |
4 |
2343 |
I do? No, I dont! |
1.1520 |
0.03418 |
125 |
107 |
17 |
1 |
2344 |
I saw someone do this on TikTok |
1.1520 |
0.03777 |
125 |
109 |
13 |
3 |
2345 |
Oh look! The best parts of a man |
1.1520 |
0.03418 |
125 |
107 |
17 |
1 |
2346 |
Looks like the drought is over! |
1.1518 |
0.03634 |
112 |
96 |
15 |
1 |
2347 |
See...these trapeze classes did come in handy! |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
2348 |
Still think my Pilates class was a waste of money? |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
2349 |
When you said our first date would be fun, I was thinking more about a latte and a walk around the park. |
1.1518 |
0.03634 |
112 |
96 |
15 |
1 |
2350 |
I work for Mutual of Omaha. Can I have your date of birth? |
1.1518 |
0.03634 |
112 |
96 |
15 |
1 |
2351 |
These feminist, heroine movies have gotten ridiculous! |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
2352 |
I'm not sure we can do this. |
1.1518 |
0.03634 |
112 |
96 |
15 |
1 |
2353 |
When Suzanne takes you down, down by the river. |
1.1517 |
0.03437 |
145 |
126 |
16 |
3 |
2354 |
Stretch at the Shoulders . .and Reach for Existential Meaning .. |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2355 |
And you said trapeze classes were a waste of time. |
1.1513 |
0.03508 |
119 |
102 |
16 |
1 |
2356 |
... and you'll do your own laundry, and I want my own room, and... |
1.1513 |
0.03893 |
119 |
104 |
12 |
3 |
2357 |
You’re still incompetent, are you? |
1.1513 |
0.03893 |
119 |
104 |
12 |
3 |
2358 |
Any you say it's coincidence that this happens every Thursday, which you know is our cauliflower crust pizza and Hallmark Channel night... |
1.1513 |
0.04071 |
119 |
105 |
10 |
4 |
2359 |
The show must go on! |
1.1513 |
0.03705 |
119 |
103 |
14 |
2 |
2360 |
This is not what I meant when I said “ drown me with your love!” |
1.1513 |
0.03893 |
119 |
104 |
12 |
3 |
2361 |
Never let them tell you that you’re in too deep sweetie! |
1.1513 |
0.03893 |
119 |
104 |
12 |
3 |
2362 |
Before I grab your hands, have you tried pulling yourself up by your bootstraps? |
1.1513 |
0.03893 |
119 |
104 |
12 |
3 |
2363 |
I was expecting to see a sword |
1.1511 |
0.03524 |
139 |
121 |
15 |
3 |
2364 |
Hold on I said. Don’t let go I said. |
1.1511 |
0.03524 |
139 |
121 |
15 |
3 |
2365 |
I told you a net is better than quicksand. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2366 |
Quick Sandy, grab my hands. |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2367 |
My Father always told me, "Boys lie?" |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2368 |
Quick, George, do you agree to have kids? |
1.1509 |
0.04404 |
106 |
94 |
8 |
4 |
2369 |
Did you say two tickets to Les Mis? |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2370 |
Just say you love me. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2371 |
We may get famous yet, George! |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2372 |
Too bad our only audience is alligators. |
1.1508 |
0.03575 |
126 |
109 |
15 |
2 |
2373 |
Hang on tight like your life depended on it."
Curt Wyffels
Plymouth, MN |
1.1508 |
0.04074 |
126 |
112 |
9 |
5 |
2374 |
That'll teach you to date my sister instead of me! |
1.1508 |
0.03915 |
126 |
111 |
11 |
4 |
2375 |
…and now jazz hands for 2 more swings… |
1.1508 |
0.03575 |
126 |
109 |
15 |
2 |
2376 |
Don't panic. I just need the car keys. |
1.1508 |
0.03749 |
126 |
110 |
13 |
3 |
2377 |
Speak up, Tarzan. |
1.1508 |
0.03393 |
126 |
108 |
17 |
1 |
2378 |
Whee. Wiggle your toes and you'll sink even faster! |
1.1507 |
0.03550 |
146 |
128 |
14 |
4 |
2379 |
You're right. We should have used a net. |
1.1504 |
0.03604 |
113 |
97 |
15 |
1 |
2380 |
Well, you're the one who wanted to try out for America's Got Talent! |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2381 |
You’re gonna have to do better than that. I’m not Spider Man. |
1.1504 |
0.03604 |
113 |
97 |
15 |
1 |
2382 |
Kick as hard as you can and I will get you in the next pass. |
1.1504 |
0.03817 |
113 |
98 |
13 |
2 |
2383 |
I’ll come back when you’vecaught two eels; I’m making unagi don for dinner. |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2384 |
Love your eyes and endearing vulnerability, but you're not what I'm looking for. |
1.1504 |
0.03817 |
113 |
98 |
13 |
2 |
2385 |
Promise me you'll never again leave the toilet seat up. |
1.1504 |
0.03817 |
113 |
98 |
13 |
2 |
2386 |
This is some first lesson! |
1.1504 |
0.03604 |
113 |
97 |
15 |
1 |
2387 |
Take this time to reflect and I'll be back after my act. |
1.1504 |
0.03458 |
133 |
115 |
16 |
2 |
2388 |
And you thought that free trapeze workshop was a waste of time. |
1.1503 |
0.03314 |
153 |
133 |
17 |
3 |
2389 |
Don't be the daring young man next time. |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
2390 |
I'm here to rescue you from the quagmire of your own ego |
1.1500 |
0.03676 |
120 |
104 |
14 |
2 |
2391 |
No complaining or I’ll drop you again. |
1.1500 |
0.03501 |
140 |
122 |
15 |
3 |
2392 |
I call this the reverse safety net |
1.1500 |
0.03481 |
120 |
103 |
16 |
1 |
2393 |
I'm not swinging this way to save you. I just wanted to say goodbye. |
1.1500 |
0.03676 |
120 |
104 |
14 |
2 |
2394 |
Your table is ready sir. |
1.1500 |
0.03481 |
120 |
103 |
16 |
1 |
2395 |
It's over. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2396 |
Don’t worry. I’m sure you’ll improve once we add the alligators. |
1.1500 |
0.03676 |
120 |
104 |
14 |
2 |
2397 |
Honey, you're underestimating me again! |
1.1500 |
0.03676 |
120 |
104 |
14 |
2 |
2398 |
I couldn't find a rope, but luckily a guy called Tarzan lent me this trapeze to rescue you. |
1.1500 |
0.03676 |
120 |
104 |
14 |
2 |
2399 |
We’ve got to work on our timing |
1.1500 |
0.03481 |
120 |
103 |
16 |
1 |
2400 |
Best be quick, Sandy. |
1.1500 |
0.03481 |
120 |
103 |
16 |
1 |
2401 |
I said, stick the landing. Stick, not stuck! |
1.1500 |
0.03862 |
120 |
105 |
12 |
3 |
2402 |
Remind me where you parked the car. |
1.1500 |
0.03273 |
120 |
102 |
18 |
0 |
2403 |
Let’s face it. Dating your coworker never ends well. |
1.1497 |
0.03253 |
147 |
127 |
18 |
2 |
2404 |
I knew my quicksand rescue practice from first-grade recess would come in handy one day. |
1.1496 |
0.03369 |
127 |
109 |
17 |
1 |
2405 |
Okay, but don't start thinking that I'm falling for you. |
1.1496 |
0.03721 |
127 |
111 |
13 |
3 |
2406 |
You did our taxes using quicksand? |
1.1496 |
0.03721 |
127 |
111 |
13 |
3 |
2407 |
The Flying Wallendas made it look a lot easier. |
1.1496 |
0.03369 |
127 |
109 |
17 |
1 |
2408 |
Oh, so NOW it's OK that I have skills, training, and ambitions to do something good in the world for myself and others. |
1.1495 |
0.04365 |
107 |
95 |
8 |
4 |
2409 |
Hurry, I'm starting to slip! |
1.1495 |
0.03710 |
107 |
92 |
14 |
1 |
2410 |
Maybe next time we don’t use quicksand as a safety net |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2411 |
Cirque du sable |
1.1495 |
0.03710 |
107 |
92 |
14 |
1 |
2412 |
Wait! Have you washed your hands? |
1.1493 |
0.03434 |
134 |
116 |
16 |
2 |
2413 |
Okay, Charles, no more Tarzan playing for you. |
1.1491 |
0.03786 |
114 |
99 |
13 |
2 |
2414 |
I asked A.I. how to maximize your embarrassment and it suggested trapeze. |
1.1491 |
0.03786 |
114 |
99 |
13 |
2 |
2415 |
This calls for an impromptu arabesque |
1.1491 |
0.03351 |
114 |
97 |
17 |
0 |
2416 |
I told you the Groupon class would pay off one day. |
1.1491 |
0.03575 |
114 |
98 |
15 |
1 |
2417 |
This is it, Bob! This is my Zendaya moment! |
1.1491 |
0.03986 |
114 |
100 |
11 |
3 |
2418 |
These cruise destination trips are getting out of hand. |
1.1488 |
0.03832 |
121 |
106 |
12 |
3 |
2419 |
So would you be open to swinging now? |
1.1488 |
0.03248 |
121 |
103 |
18 |
0 |
2420 |
The good news -- you had a soft landing. The bad news -- it's quicksand. |
1.1488 |
0.03648 |
121 |
105 |
14 |
2 |
2421 |
Me Jane, but you ain't no Tarzan" |
1.1488 |
0.03248 |
121 |
103 |
18 |
0 |
2422 |
Now what honey,you just told me earlier you wanted to be a swinger. |
1.1488 |
0.03454 |
121 |
104 |
16 |
1 |
2423 |
She'd fly through the air with the greatest--WOMP WOMP;
The daring young wife dropped her man in a swamp. |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2424 |
These layoffs are difficult on all of us. |
1.1485 |
0.03556 |
101 |
86 |
15 |
0 |
2425 |
Okay, I'll pass over one more time, then you pull me down into the muck with you. |
1.1484 |
0.03523 |
128 |
111 |
15 |
2 |
2426 |
As you have often mansplained" women are weaker than men in upper body strenth", so I will meet you back at the hotel or not! |
1.1484 |
0.03344 |
128 |
110 |
17 |
1 |
2427 |
Now point your toes or we'll both be stuck in there!" |
1.1484 |
0.03694 |
128 |
112 |
13 |
3 |
2428 |
Try it with your legs straighter this time. |
1.1484 |
0.03344 |
128 |
110 |
17 |
1 |
2429 |
I think I'm slipping. |
1.1484 |
0.03523 |
128 |
111 |
15 |
2 |
2430 |
Hey Tarzan, chill! I got this.
I'm Jungle Jane, a well known swinger, and I pick up sinking men. |
1.1484 |
0.03857 |
128 |
113 |
11 |
4 |
2431 |
You could at least act like you are having fun. |
1.1484 |
0.03694 |
128 |
112 |
13 |
3 |
2432 |
Quicksand -- or a metaphor for your trust issues? |
1.1484 |
0.03344 |
128 |
110 |
17 |
1 |
2433 |
Next time the alligators are real. |
1.1484 |
0.04013 |
128 |
114 |
9 |
5 |
2434 |
So, is it a yes to the diamond bracelet? |
1.1481 |
0.03569 |
135 |
118 |
14 |
3 |
2435 |
I’d really hoped this wouldn’t turn into a working vacation, but once a trapezist, always a trapezist. |
1.1481 |
0.04326 |
108 |
96 |
8 |
4 |
2436 |
Weee... Honey, this is so fun. Three more swings and then I'll decide if I want to continue our relationship. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2437 |
Now remember to do the backflip at the end. |
1.1481 |
0.03678 |
108 |
93 |
14 |
1 |
2438 |
Don't worry. It's only the Ambien. |
1.1481 |
0.03678 |
108 |
93 |
14 |
1 |
2439 |
Thought you should know, I'm seeing your brother." |
1.1481 |
0.03678 |
108 |
93 |
14 |
1 |
2440 |
Oh no! I think I left my phone on vibrate! |
1.1481 |
0.03720 |
135 |
119 |
12 |
4 |
2441 |
It was your idea to try swinging |
1.1481 |
0.03678 |
108 |
93 |
14 |
1 |
2442 |
Good thing I'm taking an air gymnastics class! |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2443 |
Now aren't you glad the circus was in town? |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2444 |
Quicksand is not the same as a safety net! |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2445 |
This is cheaper than a divorce. |
1.1481 |
0.04326 |
108 |
96 |
8 |
4 |
2446 |
I could get you out of here for the low, low price of $13.99! |
1.1481 |
0.03720 |
135 |
119 |
12 |
4 |
2447 |
It's supposed to be NATURAL pendency! |
1.1481 |
0.03434 |
108 |
92 |
16 |
0 |
2448 |
Just keep your eyes on me! |
1.1481 |
0.03434 |
108 |
92 |
16 |
0 |
2449 |
Just promise to watch The Bachelorette with me |
1.1481 |
0.04522 |
108 |
97 |
6 |
5 |
2450 |
I’ll never let go, Jack. |
1.1478 |
0.03324 |
115 |
98 |
17 |
0 |
2451 |
I'm going back to using a net with my next partner. |
1.1478 |
0.03324 |
115 |
98 |
17 |
0 |
2452 |
Stop your whining...this is gonna wow them on America's Got Talent! |
1.1478 |
0.03755 |
115 |
100 |
13 |
2 |
2453 |
See what happens when you go fishing without a net? |
1.1478 |
0.03755 |
115 |
100 |
13 |
2 |
2454 |
Bye bye dear. Next time, don’t cheat on me with a dancer. |
1.1478 |
0.03546 |
115 |
99 |
15 |
1 |
2455 |
Sorry Ralph. That was not one of the disclaimers on the hand lotion bottle! |
1.1478 |
0.03953 |
115 |
101 |
11 |
3 |
2456 |
What do you mean you wish I was #Trans?!!! |
1.1478 |
0.03755 |
115 |
100 |
13 |
2 |
2457 |
Their hike could easily have turned tragic had Rita and Jacque not been on vacation from Cirque de Soleil. |
1.1475 |
0.03620 |
122 |
106 |
14 |
2 |
2458 |
Wait...did you wash your hands? |
1.1475 |
0.03620 |
122 |
106 |
14 |
2 |
2459 |
Wait! I just did my nails. |
1.1475 |
0.03620 |
122 |
106 |
14 |
2 |
2460 |
C'mon! You just aren't trying! |
1.1475 |
0.03977 |
122 |
108 |
10 |
4 |
2461 |
Grab my hands and say “ta da!” |
1.1475 |
0.03428 |
122 |
105 |
16 |
1 |
2462 |
Trap-ease |
1.1475 |
0.03620 |
122 |
106 |
14 |
2 |
2463 |
It's always the same; you suggest we go to a swingers' party and then you want to leave while I'm having fun. |
1.1475 |
0.03977 |
122 |
108 |
10 |
4 |
2464 |
Oh since I'm already en route! |
1.1475 |
0.03802 |
122 |
107 |
12 |
3 |
2465 |
Oh man…my hands slipped. |
1.1475 |
0.03802 |
122 |
107 |
12 |
3 |
2466 |
See - I told you there was pleeenty of time for a rescue via trapeze! |
1.1475 |
0.03428 |
122 |
105 |
16 |
1 |
2467 |
Gotcha, not! |
1.1473 |
0.03828 |
129 |
114 |
11 |
4 |
2468 |
Out of the way! I'm practicing my trapeze stunt, 'The Blonde in the Pond'! |
1.1473 |
0.03667 |
129 |
113 |
13 |
3 |
2469 |
I promise you this: the safety net will be there by showtime. |
1.1471 |
0.03694 |
136 |
120 |
12 |
4 |
2470 |
"And 'drop the swain' will appeal to women." |
1.1471 |
0.03387 |
136 |
118 |
16 |
2 |
2471 |
Speed dating for adrenaline junkies. |
1.1471 |
0.03790 |
102 |
88 |
13 |
1 |
2472 |
I guess I'll just die then |
1.1468 |
0.03872 |
109 |
95 |
12 |
2 |
2473 |
Really? Again? |
1.1468 |
0.03646 |
109 |
94 |
14 |
1 |
2474 |
We'll never hear "flamingo legs" again, will we? |
1.1466 |
0.03518 |
116 |
100 |
15 |
1 |
2475 |
Now might not be the time, but what do you think of my new nails? |
1.1466 |
0.04108 |
116 |
103 |
9 |
4 |
2476 |
You're the banking sector and I'm the Fed! |
1.1466 |
0.03518 |
116 |
100 |
15 |
1 |
2477 |
Whoops I must have lost my grip trying to sign that prenup you were holding |
1.1466 |
0.03518 |
116 |
100 |
15 |
1 |
2478 |
I need to know if you will still respect me tomorrow. |
1.1466 |
0.04108 |
116 |
103 |
9 |
4 |
2479 |
And now time for the quadruple somersault!" |
1.1466 |
0.03518 |
116 |
100 |
15 |
1 |
2480 |
What was her name again? |
1.1466 |
0.04108 |
116 |
103 |
9 |
4 |
2481 |
tickle tickle tickle! |
1.1463 |
0.03402 |
123 |
106 |
16 |
1 |
2482 |
I told you that you had too much change in your pocket. |
1.1463 |
0.03402 |
123 |
106 |
16 |
1 |
2483 |
I told you replacing the net was a bad idea! |
1.1463 |
0.03592 |
123 |
107 |
14 |
2 |
2484 |
It's all up to you: No pre-nup? Stay stuck in the muck. |
1.1463 |
0.03773 |
123 |
108 |
12 |
3 |
2485 |
If I pull you out, will you pay my bar bill? |
1.1463 |
0.03200 |
123 |
105 |
18 |
0 |
2486 |
Quicksand? Your imminent pickle is the frenzy of fan-fin sharks. |
1.1463 |
0.03773 |
123 |
108 |
12 |
3 |
2487 |
OH NO, Darling!
Hmmm… |
1.1463 |
0.03200 |
123 |
105 |
18 |
0 |
2488 |
Before I grab you, let’s talk about that pre-nup. |
1.1462 |
0.03296 |
130 |
112 |
17 |
1 |
2489 |
Get a grip Clive…no time for your party hypnosis trick! |
1.1462 |
0.03296 |
130 |
112 |
17 |
1 |
2490 |
Arnold, I told you over and over to lose weight before our vacation! |
1.1462 |
0.03954 |
130 |
116 |
9 |
5 |
2491 |
You were a great partner but I’m in love with the lion tamer |
1.1462 |
0.03801 |
130 |
115 |
11 |
4 |
2492 |
Now I want no more grief from you over all the random stuff I keep in my purse. |
1.1456 |
0.03755 |
103 |
89 |
13 |
1 |
2493 |
Why did you insist on taking down the net? |
1.1456 |
0.03755 |
103 |
89 |
13 |
1 |
2494 |
Didn't I warn you about buying at the top of the market? |
1.1456 |
0.04001 |
103 |
90 |
11 |
2 |
2495 |
Now who’s questioning those adult ed classes. |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
2496 |
And you said Circus school was a waste of time! |
1.1456 |
0.03755 |
103 |
89 |
13 |
1 |
2497 |
Sorry about that! |
1.1456 |
0.04001 |
103 |
90 |
11 |
2 |
2498 |
Sorry not sorry I dropped you, you cad! |
1.1456 |
0.03755 |
103 |
89 |
13 |
1 |
2499 |
First promise me you’ll stop
insisting on working without a net. |
1.1456 |
0.03755 |
103 |
89 |
13 |
1 |
2500 |
It's lucky we found out Tarzan's secret. |
1.1456 |
0.04001 |
103 |
90 |
11 |
2 |
2501 |
Next time, let's not vacation in a state whose governor is such a galloping idiot. |
1.1456 |
0.03755 |
103 |
89 |
13 |
1 |
2502 |
What have you got to say about my mood swings now, Sugar Pie? |
1.1455 |
0.03839 |
110 |
96 |
12 |
2 |
2503 |
A swing in the swamp? It's an anxiety dream. |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
2504 |
Don't you feel free without the safety net? |
1.1455 |
0.04051 |
110 |
97 |
10 |
3 |
2505 |
It's a good thing there are no alligators in there |
1.1455 |
0.04051 |
110 |
97 |
10 |
3 |
2506 |
If this couple’s therapy doesn’t work, I’ll just run off to the circus |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
2507 |
Quickly! Before the music stops! |
1.1453 |
0.03695 |
117 |
102 |
13 |
2 |
2508 |
Yuck. Did you sanitize your hands? |
1.1453 |
0.03695 |
117 |
102 |
13 |
2 |
2509 |
I'll swing by later, dear! |
1.1453 |
0.03889 |
117 |
103 |
11 |
3 |
2510 |
I used to perform for Cirque du Sol! |
1.1453 |
0.03490 |
117 |
101 |
15 |
1 |
2511 |
This quicksand is a downer. |
1.1453 |
0.03695 |
117 |
102 |
13 |
2 |
2512 |
Don't worry, I'll coach the little-league team for you. |
1.1453 |
0.04074 |
117 |
104 |
9 |
4 |
2513 |
Now remember, if I miss you on this one, I’ll catch you on the next swing by. |
1.1453 |
0.03889 |
117 |
103 |
11 |
3 |
2514 |
Quit playing in that sand and start practicing |
1.1453 |
0.03490 |
117 |
101 |
15 |
1 |
2515 |
Who looks ditzy now? |
1.1453 |
0.03889 |
117 |
103 |
11 |
3 |
2516 |
Wait for me honey, let me ask Chat GPT |
1.1453 |
0.03490 |
117 |
101 |
15 |
1 |
2517 |
Flying Wallendas Rescue Squad, Everglades Branch, at your service |
1.1452 |
0.03376 |
124 |
107 |
16 |
1 |
2518 |
Every time you get bogged down, you summon the high-flier. |
1.1452 |
0.03376 |
124 |
107 |
16 |
1 |
2519 |
This isn't what I expected when you suggested a swinger's weekend" |
1.1452 |
0.03565 |
124 |
108 |
14 |
2 |
2520 |
Have you seen the car keys down there? |
1.1452 |
0.03376 |
124 |
107 |
16 |
1 |
2521 |
I told you we should have gone to the movies |
1.1452 |
0.03565 |
124 |
108 |
14 |
2 |
2522 |
Just your luck that the circus decided on a tropical venue. |
1.1450 |
0.03448 |
131 |
114 |
15 |
2 |
2523 |
And now let’s spice it up a little bit. |
1.1450 |
0.03273 |
131 |
113 |
17 |
1 |
2524 |
And you said joining the ciecus wasn’t a valuable career |
1.1449 |
0.03341 |
138 |
120 |
16 |
2 |
2525 |
This is the problem with our entire relationship! |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2526 |
You didn't say the magic word! |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2527 |
Over
Sinking |
1.1442 |
0.03722 |
104 |
90 |
13 |
1 |
2528 |
Did you or did you not find our engagement ring? |
1.1442 |
0.03462 |
104 |
89 |
15 |
0 |
2529 |
I'll need to climb up the tree again, and adjust the length. |
1.1442 |
0.04193 |
104 |
92 |
9 |
3 |
2530 |
Where did you leave the car keys? |
1.1442 |
0.03722 |
104 |
90 |
13 |
1 |
2531 |
No, me Jane. Now, Tarzan, reach, dammit. |
1.1442 |
0.03462 |
104 |
89 |
15 |
0 |
2532 |
I said "Quick, land." not "Quick sand." |
1.1442 |
0.03462 |
104 |
89 |
15 |
0 |
2533 |
I really can't help you; I'm just a figment of your aquatic imagination. |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
2534 |
And you laughed about my hobby! |
1.1442 |
0.03462 |
104 |
89 |
15 |
0 |
2535 |
Hold on Honey, let me bring you down. |
1.1441 |
0.04016 |
111 |
98 |
10 |
3 |
2536 |
Can we go on the monkey bars next? |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
2537 |
Dumb, but acrobatic, blonde to the rescue! |
1.1441 |
0.03585 |
111 |
96 |
14 |
1 |
2538 |
anymore big ideas? |
1.1441 |
0.03585 |
111 |
96 |
14 |
1 |
2539 |
… and who again advised me to neglect my cirque du soleil internship on my résumé? |
1.1441 |
0.04016 |
111 |
98 |
10 |
3 |
2540 |
In these situations, it helps to be circus-spect! |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
2541 |
Our new eco-friendly safety net does have its drawbacks. |
1.1441 |
0.03349 |
111 |
95 |
16 |
0 |
2542 |
I wasn’t really listening when you said, “Extreme Trapeze”. |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
2543 |
I know i told you i’m desperate and i’ll try anything but i really don’t see how this is going to help my eczema. |
1.1441 |
0.03585 |
111 |
96 |
14 |
1 |
2544 |
Cirque de Swallowed |
1.1441 |
0.03666 |
118 |
103 |
13 |
2 |
2545 |
Time for the final act. |
1.1441 |
0.03666 |
118 |
103 |
13 |
2 |
2546 |
Trapeze camp to the rescue! |
1.1441 |
0.03246 |
118 |
101 |
17 |
0 |
2547 |
Now, is it your circus? |
1.1441 |
0.03462 |
118 |
102 |
15 |
1 |
2548 |
You ready to change the title of the song? |
1.1441 |
0.03858 |
118 |
104 |
11 |
3 |
2549 |
No, it's legs up, not hands! |
1.1441 |
0.03462 |
118 |
102 |
15 |
1 |
2550 |
I didn't expect these conditions to practice our routine! |
1.1441 |
0.03666 |
118 |
103 |
13 |
2 |
2551 |
MTG SCREAMING, “Quicksand, or no quicksand Kevin I will save you”. |
1.1440 |
0.03351 |
125 |
108 |
16 |
1 |
2552 |
First you need to promise to forsake all others ! |
1.1440 |
0.03351 |
125 |
108 |
16 |
1 |
2553 |
You can relax now. I'm a Certified Emergency Acrobatist. |
1.1440 |
0.03351 |
125 |
108 |
16 |
1 |
2554 |
Work with me, Ed. Take your feet out of the stirrups |
1.1440 |
0.03716 |
125 |
110 |
12 |
3 |
2555 |
He’s standing on the lion! |
1.1439 |
0.03588 |
132 |
116 |
13 |
3 |
2556 |
I've cheated on you--more than once. |
1.1439 |
0.03318 |
139 |
121 |
16 |
2 |
2557 |
Tarzan's getting cold? Too bad —we've got the camera crew hired until midnight. |
1.1429 |
0.03555 |
112 |
97 |
14 |
1 |
2558 |
I'm not going to pull you out of there until you promise to stop running around with that lady who lives behind us. |
1.1429 |
0.03449 |
140 |
123 |
14 |
3 |
2559 |
How many times have I told you to hold on extra tight over the quicksand?? |
1.1429 |
0.03869 |
133 |
119 |
9 |
5 |
2560 |
Did YOU really ever give ME a hand in the last thirty years of our marriage…? |
1.1429 |
0.03828 |
119 |
105 |
11 |
3 |
2561 |
And you thought those circus lessons were just a big waste of time ... |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2562 |
Grab hold but only if you promise to take out the garbage. |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2563 |
But not before you sign this NDA. |
1.1429 |
0.03512 |
126 |
110 |
14 |
2 |
2564 |
I told you not to have that donut! |
1.1429 |
0.03555 |
112 |
97 |
14 |
1 |
2565 |
Quit going in quicksand, this is so much easier from terra firma. |
1.1429 |
0.03053 |
147 |
127 |
19 |
1 |
2566 |
I think this is the last time I'll be reaching out to you! |
1.1429 |
0.04575 |
91 |
81 |
7 |
3 |
2567 |
UH! OH! Seems that I dropped you. |
1.1429 |
0.03637 |
119 |
104 |
13 |
2 |
2568 |
Close, but in the circus, we drown in debt |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
126 |
111 |
12 |
3 |
2569 |
And we'll call it "Cirque du Soleil: Tropical Titanic Boogaloo" |
1.1429 |
0.03775 |
112 |
98 |
12 |
2 |
2570 |
You're right, this was a great date idea! |
1.1429 |
0.03775 |
112 |
98 |
12 |
2 |
2571 |
Existentialism meets acrobatics – Sartre would be proud, darling! |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
126 |
111 |
12 |
3 |
2572 |
Hang in there love… gotcha almost… ha. |
1.1429 |
0.03136 |
140 |
121 |
18 |
1 |
2573 |
Don't worry, I'll be back in three seconds |
1.1429 |
0.03327 |
126 |
109 |
16 |
1 |
2574 |
I see you didn’t get the memo. |
1.1429 |
0.03221 |
119 |
102 |
17 |
0 |
2575 |
Try extending your feet. Your arms are too short!! |
1.1429 |
0.03775 |
112 |
98 |
12 |
2 |
2576 |
Do you promise to stop complaining about my Amazon purchases? |
1.1429 |
0.03982 |
112 |
99 |
10 |
3 |
2577 |
Remember,I don’t know how to swim! |
1.1429 |
0.03435 |
119 |
103 |
15 |
1 |
2578 |
Just kick your feet a little! |
1.1429 |
0.03553 |
98 |
84 |
14 |
0 |
2579 |
I'm Fluid! |
1.1429 |
0.03982 |
112 |
99 |
10 |
3 |
2580 |
I suggest you grab my hands. The next trapeze doesn’t come through here for another 30 minutes. |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2581 |
Don’t touch. I’m just being polite. |
1.1429 |
0.03227 |
133 |
115 |
17 |
1 |
2582 |
I can't tell you how tired I am of you holding me down! |
1.1429 |
0.04156 |
105 |
93 |
9 |
3 |
2583 |
I'm trying my best. It's not as trap-easy as you might think. |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2584 |
And you said my trapeze lessons were a waste of time. |
1.1429 |
0.04156 |
105 |
93 |
9 |
3 |
2585 |
Goodbye prenup. |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2586 |
Perhaps talons would help. |
1.1429 |
0.03321 |
112 |
96 |
16 |
0 |
2587 |
You’ve got to really want it! |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2588 |
I told you falling into quicksand would be a soft landing |
1.1429 |
0.03555 |
112 |
97 |
14 |
1 |
2589 |
See? Isn't this more fun than Pilates? |
1.1429 |
0.03775 |
112 |
98 |
12 |
2 |
2590 |
Weeeeeeeeeeee |
1.1418 |
0.03426 |
141 |
124 |
14 |
3 |
2591 |
I don't know whether I can save you. I've got my career to think about. |
1.1418 |
0.03693 |
134 |
119 |
11 |
4 |
2592 |
Phil was not amused. |
1.1418 |
0.03375 |
134 |
117 |
15 |
2 |
2593 |
This is absolutely the last time we go to Club Med! |
1.1418 |
0.03538 |
134 |
118 |
13 |
3 |
2594 |
I'll be right back after a message from our sponsor. |
1.1417 |
0.03661 |
127 |
112 |
12 |
3 |
2595 |
Smile! |
1.1417 |
0.03608 |
120 |
105 |
13 |
2 |
2596 |
Still think it was a good idea to “work without a net?” |
1.1417 |
0.03608 |
120 |
105 |
13 |
2 |
2597 |
What’s in your wallet? |
1.1416 |
0.03743 |
113 |
99 |
12 |
2 |
2598 |
This is not what I meant when I said we should spice things up. |
1.1416 |
0.03743 |
113 |
99 |
12 |
2 |
2599 |
I told you taking the time to set up the net would be worth it! |
1.1416 |
0.03949 |
113 |
100 |
10 |
3 |
2600 |
He'd fly through the air with the greatest of ease
But the daring young man fell off the flying Trapeze. |
1.1416 |
0.03526 |
113 |
98 |
14 |
1 |
2601 |
Hey, Don't smudge the nails! |
1.1416 |
0.03743 |
113 |
99 |
12 |
2 |
2602 |
I told you that sand was quicker than it looked!
Now can we invest in a net? |
1.1416 |
0.03294 |
113 |
97 |
16 |
0 |
2603 |
...The lengths we go for the right candidate" #mylifeasaTAsourcer #recruitmen |
1.1416 |
0.03743 |
113 |
99 |
12 |
2 |
2604 |
And you said to leave work at home.... |
1.1415 |
0.03401 |
106 |
91 |
15 |
0 |
2605 |
Just so you know, this isn’t part of my usual act, so... no promises! |
1.1415 |
0.03894 |
106 |
93 |
11 |
2 |
2606 |
Lover’s leap! |
1.1414 |
0.03520 |
99 |
85 |
14 |
0 |
2607 |
OW! My knees were rotated 180 degrees. |
1.1414 |
0.03520 |
99 |
85 |
14 |
0 |
2608 |
This would be a good time to overcome your fear of heights. |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
2609 |
I wonder who will consider tights as essential for their next trek? |
1.1406 |
0.03461 |
128 |
112 |
14 |
2 |
2610 |
You’ve forgotten the net for the last time |
1.1406 |
0.03634 |
128 |
113 |
12 |
3 |
2611 |
Don’t worry, they are going to make sure you have access to your deposits. |
1.1406 |
0.03461 |
128 |
112 |
14 |
2 |
2612 |
You Tarzan. Me Jane, trapeze-drying manicure. Humidity's a bitch today, am I right? |
1.1405 |
0.03768 |
121 |
107 |
11 |
3 |
2613 |
I told you that those years at the circus would come in handy one day. |
1.1405 |
0.03580 |
121 |
106 |
13 |
2 |
2614 |
Next time, don't forget to say "Simon Says"! |
1.1405 |
0.03382 |
121 |
105 |
15 |
1 |
2615 |
Isn’t this better than the axe bar? |
1.1405 |
0.03946 |
121 |
108 |
9 |
4 |
2616 |
Falling for another stick in the mud? |
1.1405 |
0.03382 |
121 |
105 |
15 |
1 |
2617 |
The good news is that there happened to be a trapeze here. |
1.1405 |
0.03946 |
121 |
108 |
9 |
4 |
2618 |
Fred,if you think living with you has been a circus for me,you better learn to swim! |
1.1405 |
0.03382 |
121 |
105 |
15 |
1 |
2619 |
I’ll save you! You’re too big to fail! |
1.1405 |
0.03768 |
121 |
107 |
11 |
3 |
2620 |
Did you see the end of "Titanic"? |
1.1404 |
0.03712 |
114 |
100 |
12 |
2 |
2621 |
After this, we'll be ready for our couples massage. |
1.1404 |
0.03497 |
114 |
99 |
14 |
1 |
2622 |
You can do better than that. Reach Higher! |
1.1404 |
0.03497 |
114 |
99 |
14 |
1 |
2623 |
I hope this swing is attached to a tree |
1.1404 |
0.03916 |
114 |
101 |
10 |
3 |
2624 |
That's what you get for working without a net. |
1.1404 |
0.03916 |
114 |
101 |
10 |
3 |
2625 |
Hang in there honey, no pun intended, I 've .. oops missed again. |
1.1404 |
0.03268 |
114 |
98 |
16 |
0 |
2626 |
Come on, drowning's no fun! |
1.1404 |
0.03497 |
114 |
99 |
14 |
1 |
2627 |
I don't think so, Bob.
Your exclusive focus on the 'to have and to hold clause' has run its course." |
1.1404 |
0.03268 |
114 |
98 |
16 |
0 |
2628 |
Lucky for you, there's yet another sequel. I'm Acrobatwoman. |
1.1404 |
0.03497 |
114 |
99 |
14 |
1 |
2629 |
You forgot to tell me that you couldn't swim! |
1.1404 |
0.03497 |
114 |
99 |
14 |
1 |
2630 |
Never mind COVID. Grab my hand. |
1.1404 |
0.03916 |
114 |
101 |
10 |
3 |
2631 |
Everyone wants to jump on the bandwagon |
1.1404 |
0.03712 |
114 |
100 |
12 |
2 |
2632 |
I'm going to push, not pull, to get you in a floating position. Dont forget to breathe |
1.1404 |
0.03497 |
114 |
99 |
14 |
1 |
2633 |
I sink therefore I am. |
1.1404 |
0.03712 |
114 |
100 |
12 |
2 |
2634 |
Wait - she was more than 'just a friend'? |
1.1402 |
0.03860 |
107 |
94 |
11 |
2 |
2635 |
Honey, did you ever read 'Peanuts'? |
1.1402 |
0.03860 |
107 |
94 |
11 |
2 |
2636 |
You'll grab my hands and then we'll do a double-handed back flip from this trapeze and onto the wire -- and you'll be saved. |
1.1402 |
0.03624 |
107 |
93 |
13 |
1 |
2637 |
Let me get you out of that primordial ooze and into showbiz. |
1.1402 |
0.03860 |
107 |
94 |
11 |
2 |
2638 |
Where did you get the idea that ‘Swinger’s Club’ meant mud wrestling? |
1.1402 |
0.03860 |
107 |
94 |
11 |
2 |
2639 |
Really? I feel like that’s a bit of a reach… |
1.1402 |
0.03624 |
107 |
93 |
13 |
1 |
2640 |
Here comes SPLASH DOWN! |
1.1402 |
0.03372 |
107 |
92 |
15 |
0 |
2641 |
STAY there. Be Happy ! |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
2642 |
I don't care if it's with "the greatest of ease," just save me! |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
2643 |
Luckily I am the rubber lady. |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
2644 |
okay if you promise complete obedience to me - forever. |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
2645 |
Remember that long gold necklace that I wanted but you said was too expensive ? |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
2646 |
Love you. Love you not. |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
2647 |
Do you like my new hand lotion? |
1.1395 |
0.03929 |
129 |
116 |
8 |
5 |
2648 |
I didn't mean it when I said I would bend over backwards for you! |
1.1395 |
0.03772 |
129 |
115 |
10 |
4 |
2649 |
I don’t understand! It worked with Trump! |
1.1395 |
0.03254 |
129 |
112 |
16 |
1 |
2650 |
Are you naked and afraid? |
1.1395 |
0.03772 |
129 |
115 |
10 |
4 |
2651 |
Before we touch, did you sanitize your hands? |
1.1393 |
0.03553 |
122 |
107 |
13 |
2 |
2652 |
Quick - Jump! |
1.1393 |
0.03553 |
122 |
107 |
13 |
2 |
2653 |
Now how do you feel about "Shorty",your nickname for me |
1.1393 |
0.03357 |
122 |
106 |
15 |
1 |
2654 |
This is good practice for my big show. |
1.1393 |
0.03357 |
122 |
106 |
15 |
1 |
2655 |
I told you we should hire a professional concrete service. |
1.1393 |
0.03553 |
122 |
107 |
13 |
2 |
2656 |
Your “Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up “, is a little too late. |
1.1393 |
0.03357 |
122 |
106 |
15 |
1 |
2657 |
And you said a degree in Circus would be a waste. |
1.1393 |
0.03553 |
122 |
107 |
13 |
2 |
2658 |
OMG, you finally noticed my nail polish design! |
1.1393 |
0.03357 |
122 |
106 |
15 |
1 |
2659 |
I feel like you’re showing off when you save me with the greatest of ease. |
1.1393 |
0.03357 |
122 |
106 |
15 |
1 |
2660 |
Mortgage Backed Securities again? |
1.1391 |
0.03682 |
115 |
101 |
12 |
2 |
2661 |
Remember what we did in the circus as kids? |
1.1391 |
0.03884 |
115 |
102 |
10 |
3 |
2662 |
Hang On Sloopy...Sloopy Hang On !!! |
1.1391 |
0.03469 |
115 |
100 |
14 |
1 |
2663 |
Grab hold, Tarzan.....Jane to the rescue! |
1.1391 |
0.03682 |
115 |
101 |
12 |
2 |
2664 |
Oh, wait! I just had my nails done... |
1.1391 |
0.03469 |
115 |
100 |
14 |
1 |
2665 |
I said 'stick the landing,' not 'get stuck in the landing!' |
1.1391 |
0.03682 |
115 |
101 |
12 |
2 |
2666 |
Jungle Gym to the rescue... |
1.1391 |
0.03682 |
115 |
101 |
12 |
2 |
2667 |
Next time maybe you should bring a trapeze too, honey. |
1.1389 |
0.04046 |
108 |
96 |
9 |
3 |
2668 |
Help! I'm trapezed! |
1.1389 |
0.03826 |
108 |
95 |
11 |
2 |
2669 |
How many other clowns are in there? |
1.1389 |
0.03343 |
108 |
93 |
15 |
0 |
2670 |
We should've chosen a different act |
1.1389 |
0.03826 |
108 |
95 |
11 |
2 |
2671 |
Look! No hands! |
1.1389 |
0.03593 |
108 |
94 |
13 |
1 |
2672 |
I told you quicksand was a real thing! |
1.1389 |
0.03593 |
108 |
94 |
13 |
1 |
2673 |
Hahaha. Jack, stop tickling my fingertips! |
1.1389 |
0.04046 |
108 |
96 |
9 |
3 |
2674 |
It’s just a physical representation of how I always feel. |
1.1389 |
0.04254 |
108 |
97 |
7 |
4 |
2675 |
You said, "Help, I'm 'trapped, please!'" |
1.1387 |
0.03465 |
137 |
121 |
13 |
3 |
2676 |
While vaccinating in the Amazon the Flying Walinda’s go underground. |
1.1385 |
0.03411 |
130 |
114 |
14 |
2 |
2677 |
Well this is another fine mess you've gotten us into |
1.1385 |
0.03231 |
130 |
113 |
16 |
1 |
2678 |
Yes, honey, I know you're a shark at work. |
1.1385 |
0.03744 |
130 |
116 |
10 |
4 |
2679 |
Sure you don't want to stay a bit longer? |
1.1385 |
0.03231 |
130 |
113 |
16 |
1 |
2680 |
Your Tarzan obsession is getting out of control. |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
2681 |
Point your toes! |
1.1382 |
0.03525 |
123 |
108 |
13 |
2 |
2682 |
Hold on! I'll get ya!!! Whoops. |
1.1382 |
0.03125 |
123 |
106 |
17 |
0 |
2683 |
Hang on so we can celebrate Cinco de Mayo early! |
1.1382 |
0.03125 |
123 |
106 |
17 |
0 |
2684 |
Armies up! |
1.1382 |
0.03525 |
123 |
108 |
13 |
2 |
2685 |
A trap-easy rescue! |
1.1382 |
0.03885 |
123 |
110 |
9 |
4 |
2686 |
On the Roy Lichtenstein picture it looked differently, Brad |
1.1382 |
0.03125 |
123 |
106 |
17 |
0 |
2687 |
I'm sorry honey my arms just aren't long enough..I will always remember you. What's Dave's phone number |
1.1382 |
0.03885 |
123 |
110 |
9 |
4 |
2688 |
Who says there's no service way out here? |
1.1379 |
0.03852 |
116 |
103 |
10 |
3 |
2689 |
You are gonna feel swamped until you get the swing of things. |
1.1379 |
0.03216 |
116 |
100 |
16 |
0 |
2690 |
If this doesn’t work, we can try couples therapy. |
1.1379 |
0.03441 |
116 |
101 |
14 |
1 |
2691 |
« Have you sanitize your hands before touching me? » |
1.1379 |
0.03852 |
116 |
103 |
10 |
3 |
2692 |
Hey trust me, mother’s coming. |
1.1379 |
0.03652 |
116 |
102 |
12 |
2 |
2693 |
The emergency response team was tied up so they sent me instead. |
1.1377 |
0.03591 |
138 |
123 |
11 |
4 |
2694 |
Well - Linda, the show must go on without me… |
1.1376 |
0.04414 |
109 |
99 |
5 |
5 |
2695 |
Don't grab me just yet, I want to nail this pike first. |
1.1376 |
0.03562 |
109 |
95 |
13 |
1 |
2696 |
Be right with you. Just one question...what's her name? |
1.1376 |
0.03793 |
109 |
96 |
11 |
2 |
2697 |
Think of it as The Greatest Show in Earth. |
1.1376 |
0.03793 |
109 |
96 |
11 |
2 |
2698 |
Quick!Give me the key to the car |
1.1376 |
0.04011 |
109 |
97 |
9 |
3 |
2699 |
YIKES!!!! Are you pulling me in or am I pulling you out |
1.1376 |
0.03562 |
109 |
95 |
13 |
1 |
2700 |
Why is it always me getting you out of trouble and not the other way round? |
1.1376 |
0.03793 |
109 |
96 |
11 |
2 |
2701 |
The optimist in me sees a mud bath, the pessimist thinks it’s quicksand. |
1.1374 |
0.03386 |
131 |
115 |
14 |
2 |
2702 |
I'm leaving you to join the circus! |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
2703 |
You wanted a soft landing. |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
2704 |
It’s time to get serious, Ned. Circus school is more than just tights and tutus. |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
2705 |
I told you to lay off the hand cream! |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
2706 |
Tell me you recorded today's Tik Tok video! |
1.1373 |
0.03424 |
102 |
88 |
14 |
0 |
2707 |
Let's practice our act swinging from the trees, he says. We're on vacation, I say. It'll be fun, he says. |
1.1373 |
0.04189 |
102 |
91 |
8 |
3 |
2708 |
Promise you'll ask for directions, FIRST, next time! |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
2709 |
I think we would enjoy swing dancing more if you stopped using jazz hands. |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
2710 |
How was I supposed to know that's quicksand, Dear ? |
1.1371 |
0.03855 |
124 |
111 |
9 |
4 |
2711 |
....you have 1.1 seconds to take my...... |
1.1371 |
0.03499 |
124 |
109 |
13 |
2 |
2712 |
If you keep coming to classes with me you’ll eventually get the swing of things. |
1.1371 |
0.03499 |
124 |
109 |
13 |
2 |
2713 |
Don't you remember saying, 'Til death do us part and anything for TikTok?' |
1.1371 |
0.03681 |
124 |
110 |
11 |
3 |
2714 |
How much did you say you weigh? |
1.1368 |
0.04391 |
95 |
85 |
7 |
3 |
2715 |
With mere seconds to spare, Susie saved Dave from his tax burden. |
1.1368 |
0.03413 |
117 |
102 |
14 |
1 |
2716 |
My timing was off. Let's take it from the top. |
1.1368 |
0.03413 |
117 |
102 |
14 |
1 |
2717 |
The next-best thing to a shotgun wedding? How’s about a quicksand engagement. |
1.1368 |
0.03821 |
117 |
104 |
10 |
3 |
2718 |
That looks dangerous! |
1.1368 |
0.03623 |
117 |
103 |
12 |
2 |
2719 |
Who do you think taught Tarzan all he knows, a bunch of apes? |
1.1368 |
0.03623 |
117 |
103 |
12 |
2 |
2720 |
This just might muddy our relationship! |
1.1368 |
0.03413 |
117 |
102 |
14 |
1 |
2721 |
When your ex called you an old stick-in-the-mud, how was I to know how right she was? |
1.1368 |
0.03190 |
117 |
101 |
16 |
0 |
2722 |
No practice needed, you said. I’ll get the hang of it, you said. |
1.1368 |
0.03623 |
117 |
103 |
12 |
2 |
2723 |
This is not what I meant when I suggested that we have a swinging time. |
1.1368 |
0.03413 |
117 |
102 |
14 |
1 |
2724 |
Sorry honey, I didn’t realize there was quicksand at that end of the stream, can you reach a little higher?“ |
1.1368 |
0.03413 |
117 |
102 |
14 |
1 |
2725 |
I told you not to let go! |
1.1364 |
0.03532 |
110 |
96 |
13 |
1 |
2726 |
Now kick your legs like we practiced. |
1.1364 |
0.03532 |
110 |
96 |
13 |
1 |
2727 |
And you didn't want me to join the circus. |
1.1364 |
0.03760 |
110 |
97 |
11 |
2 |
2728 |
Oh no, visiting my mother just wasn't exciting enough for you! |
1.1364 |
0.03760 |
110 |
97 |
11 |
2 |
2729 |
Good thing you hired a self-starter who can juggle many responsibilities in a fast-paced environment! |
1.1364 |
0.03976 |
110 |
98 |
9 |
3 |
2730 |
Are you sure you don't want to watch Ted Lasso? |
1.1364 |
0.03532 |
110 |
96 |
13 |
1 |
2731 |
But last night you told me we were through." |
1.1364 |
0.03760 |
110 |
97 |
11 |
2 |
2732 |
Not exactly fun, but this is what our fans come to see. |
1.1364 |
0.03532 |
110 |
96 |
13 |
1 |
2733 |
Drat Darling--you always complained of my stubby arms. |
1.1364 |
0.03532 |
110 |
96 |
13 |
1 |
2734 |
Don't call me Stretch! |
1.1364 |
0.03760 |
110 |
97 |
11 |
2 |
2735 |
Oh you meant, "Trap ease" |
1.1364 |
0.03287 |
110 |
95 |
15 |
0 |
2736 |
Hey! Are you Tarz-Anne? |
1.1364 |
0.03287 |
110 |
95 |
15 |
0 |
2737 |
There's a first time for everything! |
1.1360 |
0.03472 |
125 |
110 |
13 |
2 |
2738 |
Of course I just used lots of hand sanitizer,why do you ask? |
1.1360 |
0.03653 |
125 |
111 |
11 |
3 |
2739 |
Bjork is touring this year! We don’t need to act out all of her songs—especially “Quicksand”. |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
2740 |
But what's in this for me? |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
2741 |
Are you sure you are not interested in our fabulous new timeshare offer? |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
2742 |
There's a reason I said "look before you leap". |
1.1357 |
0.03394 |
140 |
124 |
13 |
3 |
2743 |
The flying deathtrap-eeze. |
1.1356 |
0.03386 |
118 |
103 |
14 |
1 |
2744 |
That's what you get for sleeping with Alice! |
1.1356 |
0.03386 |
118 |
103 |
14 |
1 |
2745 |
Let me rescue you from the muck of American politics! |
1.1356 |
0.03594 |
118 |
104 |
12 |
2 |
2746 |
Next time include the net! |
1.1356 |
0.03386 |
118 |
103 |
14 |
1 |
2747 |
Sure, I will swing by and pick you up |
1.1356 |
0.03790 |
118 |
105 |
10 |
3 |
2748 |
Your love keeps lifting me higher. |
1.1356 |
0.03594 |
118 |
104 |
12 |
2 |
2749 |
I was practicing trapeze school, when you were suspecting that I was sleeping with your best man. |
1.1356 |
0.03790 |
118 |
105 |
10 |
3 |
2750 |
Sorry. I used to be a swinger but I’m not so good anymore. |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
2751 |
But first. Quick, can Mother live with us? |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
2752 |
This is not the time to have fear of heights |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
2753 |
Hang on for a few more swings, I'll grab you just as soon as my nail polish dries |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
2754 |
Isn't the plumage beautiful? |
1.1353 |
0.03664 |
133 |
119 |
10 |
4 |
2755 |
Watch out, some of those spikey things are shark fins! |
1.1351 |
0.03260 |
111 |
96 |
15 |
0 |
2756 |
what a hubble-bubble! |
1.1351 |
0.03260 |
111 |
96 |
15 |
0 |
2757 |
A
Maiden not in distress |
1.1351 |
0.03260 |
111 |
96 |
15 |
0 |
2758 |
You do tuck instead of pike and I'm flippin you back in. |
1.1351 |
0.03502 |
111 |
97 |
13 |
1 |
2759 |
The cactus is in town. |
1.1351 |
0.03502 |
111 |
97 |
13 |
1 |
2760 |
Remember when you teased me about how small and weak my hands are? |
1.1351 |