Contest #843 Summary

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Number of captions	3830
Number of responses	694038
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Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Leave the circus,” you said. “You’ll never use those skills,” you said	1.6922	0.01755	1995	1014	581	400
1	Turns out I can let you go.	1.6559	0.01605	2238	1162	684	392
2	My therapist says I need to let go.	1.6494	0.01609	2296	1226	649	421
3	No, not your hands. The car keys!	1.6461	0.01488	2792	1531	718	543
4	If you were actually the height you listed on your profile this wouldn't be an issue	1.6458	0.01374	3210	1742	863	605
5	Bob, I feel like I am doing all the work in this relationship.	1.6425	0.01451	2699	1422	820	457
6	Okay, I'll wait....go ahead, mansplain to me just how I should save you.	1.6424	0.02262	1183	645	316	222
7	Quick tell me your pin number in case this doesn't work	1.6352	0.01779	1867	1016	516	335
8	So, who’s ‘too needy’ now?	1.6277	0.01719	1872	996	577	299
9	I don't usually pick up men this way.	1.6254	0.01676	2013	1087	593	333
10	I'm sorry, what was that? Did you say you were wrong?	1.6193	0.01697	2028	1125	550	353
11	Now are you glad I packed the trapeze?	1.6181	0.02180	1152	619	354	179
12	Still think I'm too clingy?	1.6172	0.01932	1515	829	437	249
13	Good God, NO! They drew my arms too short!	1.6094	0.01563	2514	1454	588	472
14	Am I catching you at a bad time?	1.6058	0.00983	6197	3559	1522	1116
15	Say it. Say it with meaning! "I will always stop and ask for directions!"	1.6007	0.01980	1485	847	384	254
16	This’ll be a great story to tell our kids regardless of the outcome.	1.5998	0.02164	1182	658	339	185
17	Suddenly you’re OK with holding my hand in public.	1.5983	0.01964	1394	767	420	207
18	Aren’t you glad you didn’t marry the fire breather?	1.5956	0.02129	1187	656	355	176
19	The only time you reach out to me is when it's convenient for you.	1.5944	0.01527	2288	1262	692	334
20	I promised my therapist I would stop trying to save men!	1.5930	0.01727	1801	999	536	266
21	And you promise to put the toilet seat down.	1.5917	0.01731	1822	1021	524	277
22	Oh, so NOW you want to hold hands.	1.5875	0.01937	1423	794	422	207
23	I'll swing by later and pick you up!	1.5829	0.02186	1067	587	338	142
24	It's getting harder and harder to reach you lately.	1.5826	0.01753	1756	993	503	260
25	Sorry dear. You saw the sign. ‘Catch and Release.’	1.5780	0.01433	2725	1580	715	430
26	It was at this exact moment when Brenda asked herself, “are you really happy with Frank?”	1.5750	0.01444	2713	1589	688	436
27	Promise not to vote for Trump again?	1.5743	0.01447	2936	1793	600	543
28	Pretend I'm the remote!	1.5741	0.01419	2745	1592	730	423
29	I believe it’s more grammatical to say ‘who is saving whom?	1.5706	0.02100	1141	637	357	147
30	I didn't let go. You let go.	1.5658	0.01636	1914	1086	573	255
31	A raise might greatly improve my grip.....	1.5654	0.02130	1139	649	336	154
32	I'll pick you up the next time I swing by.	1.5643	0.02033	1237	703	370	164
33	Just so you know - it's not like me to pick up guys on the fly.	1.5640	0.01336	3009	1750	821	438
34	Ooops...I missed you again. What were you saying about a prenup?	1.5630	0.01716	1840	1076	492	272
35	I told you that someday you'd be glad I'm a swinger.	1.5621	0.02251	1023	587	297	139
36	Yes I HAVE heard the one about the woman on the flying trapeze who caught her husband in the act.	1.5490	0.01992	1315	773	362	180
37	Swear you'll never vote for Trump!	1.5472	0.01856	1674	1033	366	275
38	Are you happy you married a swinger now?	1.5468	0.01585	2063	1214	570	279
39	I’ll be back in a sec.	1.5445	0.01335	2584	1451	859	274
40	Oh, now you want me?	1.5422	0.01423	2525	1488	705	332
41	But first, tell me 5 things you love about me	1.5346	0.01707	1747	1040	480	227
42	Stop playing so hard to get.	1.5346	0.01789	1562	923	443	196
43	The next late-mid-life crisis, you're on your own.	1.5340	0.02201	970	559	304	107
44	'Don't you worry. No way I'm losing a THIRD husband like this.'	1.5337	0.03566	416	252	106	58
45	You’ll be fine. You’re standing on my second husband.	1.5326	0.01485	2420	1475	601	344
46	If I had a ring on my finger, then maybe you could grip better.	1.5314	0.01318	3197	1988	719	490
47	Do you agree that your mother is NEVER coming over again?	1.5303	0.02034	1205	716	339	150
48	Oh, so now you want to close the gender gap	1.5294	0.01999	1241	737	351	153
49	Remind me again where you were last night.	1.5279	0.01985	1237	731	359	147
50	Oh, you're right. I can see your bald spot.	1.5253	0.03390	455	278	115	62
51	All the guys I attract are so needy.	1.5060	0.01588	2164	1389	455	320
52	Maybe a ring would improve my grip.	1.5000	0.01748	1518	921	435	162
53	I never thought catching a man would be so tough.	1.4925	0.01759	1726	1121	360	245
54	You wanted to try swinging, I misunderstood	1.4915	0.01862	1353	836	369	148
55	Wait. Are we too co-dependent?	1.4777	0.01850	1413	903	345	165
56	Before I rescue you, can you tell me if you’ve ever voted for Donald Trump?	1.4773	0.02015	1431	985	209	237
57	I 'm swinging by to let you know I just saved fifteen percent on Geico Insurance.	1.4637	0.02306	908	593	209	106
58	There you are. I've been trying to reach you.”	1.4610	0.02156	1089	727	222	140
59	There you are! We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.	1.4555	0.02270	999	677	189	133
60	Do you have to turn everything into a circus?	1.4535	0.02175	999	658	229	112
61	Apparently I'm your emergency contact.	1.4500	0.02102	920	579	268	73
62	I’m Stacy from HR, sorry we have to let you go.	1.4474	0.02294	979	672	176	131
63	I need to hear you say ‘never mind about the prenup’.”	1.4466	0.02195	974	647	219	108
64	Not so 'useless' now, is it?	1.4466	0.02241	927	614	212	101
65	Please hold your applause.”	1.4432	0.02404	898	622	154	122
66	You used to like it when I played hard-to-get.	1.4410	0.02302	814	530	209	75
67	Do you promise to start helping around the house?	1.4388	0.02401	841	572	169	100
68	'No way! I've just had my nails done'	1.4385	0.02552	675	444	166	65
69	I think you better tell me your passwords!	1.4371	0.02312	867	582	191	94
70	Is Frank still hanging on to your ankles?	1.4369	0.02645	666	448	145	73
71	You call it a divorce. I call it a grand finale.	1.4359	0.02480	780	531	158	91
72	Who’s the Tarzan now Bob?	1.4355	0.02307	884	598	187	99
73	Quick! Pass me the car keys,	1.4354	0.02470	790	539	158	93
74	The things I do to avoid being single.	1.4353	0.02348	843	568	183	92
75	Before I do this, who's Brittany?	1.4346	0.02473	780	531	159	90
76	Hi, I'm Cheryl with Trapeze Artists Assistance. Do you have your membership card handy?	1.4317	0.02421	776	522	173	81
77	I'm sorry, could you mansplain how to save you again? I'm afraid I didn't catch it the first time.	1.4293	0.02460	785	538	157	90
78	And that kids, is how I met your mother	1.4293	0.02413	785	531	171	83
79	You promise that you will never leave the toilet seat up again?	1.4246	0.02496	716	484	160	72
80	Seriously? My eyes are up here!	1.4241	0.02685	665	461	126	78
81	With a sinking realization, Kevin finally understood why she was known as short-handed Sally.	1.4237	0.02462	760	520	158	82
82	Careful...my nails are wet.	1.4222	0.02428	765	521	165	79
83	You were right—a net probably makes more sense.	1.4219	0.02369	704	460	191	53
84	Is Bob still holding your ankles?	1.4210	0.02604	715	500	129	86
85	So you don't mind my mother moving in with us?	1.4192	0.02625	699	489	127	83
86	This is the absolute last time!	1.4179	0.02495	670	448	164	58
87	I’m not reaching for your hand, I’m waving goodbye.	1.4163	0.02720	627	435	123	69
88	Was the last election stolen or not?	1.4161	0.02729	644	452	116	76
89	I'm still a swinger, but you're just an old stick in the mud!	1.4148	0.02756	610	424	119	67
90	Oops, must be that new moisturizer…but don’t my hands look fabulous?	1.4144	0.02609	654	449	139	66
91	« Remember when I told you I had forgiven you for your affair? I lied. »	1.4134	0.02748	612	426	119	67
92	The perils of choosing Cirque du Soleil over couples therapy!	1.4108	0.02701	611	422	127	62
93	Just when I thought you couldn’t sink any lower.	1.4107	0.02811	599	422	108	69
94	Sorry! I thought you were someone else.	1.4098	0.02633	654	455	130	69
95	Now do you believe swinging can save our relationship?	1.4095	0.02622	630	432	138	60
96	Wait a minute, why aren't you wearing your ring?	1.4092	0.02666	628	435	129	64
97	Your reach needs to exceed my grasp.	1.4085	0.02636	612	418	138	56
98	Are you still standing on his shoulders?	1.4042	0.02842	569	401	106	62
99	Think quick - uh, I mean fast.	1.4040	0.02791	552	381	119	52
100	'C'mon, you can say it this one time, tell me I was right!'	1.4038	0.02780	577	403	115	59
101	Next time Tripadvisor says 'Pack a light trapeze,' I don't want any argument.	1.4030	0.02879	541	379	106	56
102	Sorry but I have to let you go	1.4023	0.02631	599	410	137	52
103	I can't help you if you keep doing 'jazz hands'!	1.4022	0.02844	547	382	110	55
104	Sorry, my therapist says I need to stop saving people.	1.4018	0.02829	560	393	109	58
105	My eyes are up here! Concentrate!	1.4004	0.02853	522	361	113	48
106	I never thought you’d reach out.	1.3993	0.02657	566	385	136	45
107	Everyone thinks I’m here to rescue you but I just wanted to say goodbye.	1.3988	0.02902	519	363	105	51
108	You're the one who wanted to give swinging a go, Greg!	1.3981	0.02610	638	446	130	62
109	At least you stuck the landing!"	1.3976	0.02745	586	412	115	59
110	Oh, wait. You're not John!	1.3974	0.02891	531	374	103	54
111	What do you mean 'attachment' issues?	1.3948	0.02643	580	399	133	48
112	Get a grip!"	1.3948	0.02804	537	374	114	49
113	Do you think the video will get more views if I don’t save you?	1.3945	0.02882	545	388	99	58
114	Harold,my mother says our relationship has become a circus and that you will just drag me down.	1.3945	0.02936	507	357	100	50
115	i guess they didn't drain the swamp ....	1.3943	0.02836	563	401	102	60
116	If this doesn’t work, what’s the combination for your safe?	1.3938	0.02864	518	362	108	48
117	You're so much nicer when you need a favor.	1.3930	0.02912	486	337	107	42
118	I never touch a vacuum cleaner again, or you're going down.	1.3922	0.02831	561	400	102	59
119	Maybe try standing up?	1.3907	0.02826	517	360	112	45
120	And, a remodeled bathroom?	1.3882	0.02958	510	365	92	53
121	These trust exercises are fun.	1.3878	0.02856	477	328	113	36
122	I guess I picked a bad day to moisturise.	1.3874	0.02893	493	345	105	43
123	And you said my time at the circus was a waste of time	1.3862	0.02648	536	366	133	37
124	I suppose you want me to pick up the kids and make dinner too.	1.3852	0.02872	501	352	105	44
125	Are my trapeze lessons still a silly waste of time, Gerald? What?! I can’t hear you!	1.3845	0.02949	476	335	99	42
126	My psychiatrist said to release my biggest problem first. That's you, Bob.	1.3841	0.03150	453	327	78	48
127	Any second thoughts, Mr. No-Net?	1.3835	0.02951	472	332	99	41
128	If our pay was equal, I could have afforded a longer trapeze.	1.3835	0.02981	472	334	95	43
129	So, do you still think Wallenda is such a funny name?	1.3816	0.02816	511	359	109	43
130	Before I pull you out, do you understand that I am an out-of-network provider?	1.3815	0.03119	443	317	83	43
131	This is definitely the last time we go with the Tarzan-Jane roleplay.	1.3813	0.02726	493	337	124	32
132	Keep looking. I know I dropped it in there.	1.3807	0.04564	197	139	41	17
133	What were you saying about us going our separate ways?	1.3800	0.02801	500	349	112	39
134	Well, it has been a pleasure working with you.	1.3783	0.02889	460	320	106	34
135	I bet NOW you're not angry that I ran away with the circus for a few years.	1.3776	0.02891	474	333	103	38
136	After this, I still gotta finish up at the office, pick up the kids and start dinner.	1.3771	0.03036	472	341	84	47
137	And that, kids, is how I lost your father.	1.3770	0.03132	443	320	79	44
138	First, do you agree to take a short survey rating your rescue experience?	1.3770	0.03066	443	316	87	40
139	Now would be a good time to tell me the combination to our safe.	1.3769	0.02961	451	317	98	36
140	Not so judgmental now, about my skipping college, are you?	1.3744	0.03113	430	308	83	39
141	I’m the aerial rescue covered by your travel insurance.”	1.3742	0.02984	473	340	89	44
142	When's our anniversary?	1.3738	0.03246	412	299	72	41
143	I’ll catch you on the flip side.	1.3735	0.03300	415	305	65	45
144	Try farting.	1.3729	0.03316	421	312	61	48
145	It's your own fault--my dating profile said 'swinger' -- yours said you could swim.	1.3723	0.03151	419	301	80	38
146	You're the one who wanted to raise the bar.	1.3717	0.03050	417	294	91	32
147	Mansplain again how the trapeze works.	1.3712	0.03274	431	320	62	49
148	Do you want to take my hand now? Or are you still keeping your options open?	1.3688	0.03046	442	318	85	39
149	We both have Paper. Try again!	1.3687	0.03318	396	290	66	40
150	‘Maybe I shouldn’t have moisturized.’	1.3687	0.03052	434	311	86	37
151	You know Greg would've gotten out of this by himself	1.3675	0.03055	400	281	91	28
152	This is just another one of your stunts, isn’t it?	1.3672	0.02771	482	338	111	33
153	While I have you here…	1.3671	0.02950	444	315	95	34
154	Stop 'mansplaining' quicksand to me!!	1.3668	0.03098	428	309	81	38
155	"Don't make this situation worse by sinking with the car keys!"	1.3665	0.03202	412	300	73	39
156	There better be a damn good Team Building t-shirt this year	1.3656	0.03196	413	301	73	39
157	And you said I’d never learn anything practical in circus school.”	1.3652	0.03346	397	294	61	42
158	Still want a prenup?	1.3650	0.03217	389	280	76	33
159	This time grab my hands.	1.3645	0.03136	417	302	78	37
160	You always make everything so difficult.	1.3645	0.02969	428	303	94	31
161	Quick! Hand me you wallet!	1.3634	0.03150	421	307	75	39
162	This is the problem with you ALWAYS moisturizing your hands!	1.3625	0.03129	411	297	79	35
163	It was quicker sand the last time.	1.3618	0.03076	387	273	88	26
164	Hurry, the dancing bear can only fly the helicopter for so long.	1.3615	0.03378	379	280	61	38
165	Now, do you still want to “see other people”?	1.3612	0.02983	443	319	88	36
166	...and you'll clean the bathrooms on alternate weeks"	1.3608	0.03239	388	282	72	34
167	So NOW you want to get back together.	1.3601	0.03273	361	259	74	28
168	I said I was dropping you, and I meant it	1.3601	0.03352	386	286	61	39
169	Do you agree to our terms and conditions?	1.3600	0.03164	375	267	81	27
170	Well, it's not my fault that you just put lotion on your hands...	1.3597	0.03149	417	305	74	38
171	This is your lucky day! I don't usually swing on the first date.	1.3592	0.03158	412	301	74	37
172	Who's too needy now?	1.3587	0.03127	407	295	78	34
173	"Oh. no. Why did I use that new hand lotion.	1.3582	0.03135	416	304	75	37
174	My mother said you’d drag me down with you.	1.3576	0.02899	453	325	94	34
175	Face it Jeff, I'm a swinger and you're a stick in the mud.	1.3570	0.03441	381	287	52	42
176	Have you sanitized your hands?	1.3559	0.03264	354	254	74	26
177	Do you still think having a safety net is a 'girl thing'?	1.3556	0.03026	374	262	91	21
178	Do you promise to paint the spare room?	1.3550	0.03082	400	288	82	30
179	My eyes are up here, buddy!	1.3538	0.03417	359	266	59	34
180	Oh, no! I just moisturized!	1.3536	0.03065	379	269	86	24
181	you called for Lift?	1.3529	0.03295	374	275	66	33
182	I met someone. His name is Tarzan.	1.3528	0.02938	428	307	91	30
183	And you laughed when I said, "I pack it for emergencies."	1.3514	0.03309	350	254	69	27
184	Really? You’re mansplaining now?	1.3508	0.03284	382	283	64	35
185	You're damned lucky I just happened to be swinging by.	1.3507	0.03212	365	264	74	27
186	Wait till you see what I have planned for our second date.	1.3501	0.03310	357	261	67	29
187	I love this new adventure dating site!	1.3497	0.03206	346	247	77	22
188	Do you solemnly swear you’ll put down the toilet seat?	1.3495	0.03090	412	302	76	34
189	I’m pretty sure I’ll be right back.	1.3494	0.03269	352	255	71	26
190	Just before I save you, can we talk about my mother coming to live with us?	1.3479	0.03324	365	270	63	32
191	Why is it so hard to hang on to a man?	1.3477	0.03168	394	290	71	33
192	I said "let's go" not "let go" !	1.3476	0.03643	328	248	46	34
193	Aren't you glad you broke up with that lion tamer?	1.3473	0.03160	357	256	78	23
194	And you laughed at my week in Cirque du Soleil's summer camp.	1.3471	0.03398	340	250	62	28
195	You're the third 'daring young man' I've had to rescue this week.	1.3470	0.03316	366	271	63	32
196	Timing is everything dear, I'll be back in a second.	1.3464	0.03321	332	240	69	23
197	Let's hook up the next time I swing by.	1.3457	0.03252	350	254	71	25
198	See Derek, I DID need my Travel Trapeze.	1.3444	0.03460	331	245	58	28
199	…and three and four and JAZZ HANDS!!	1.3444	0.03297	331	239	70	22
200	You sure your tights are still on?	1.3440	0.03321	343	251	66	26
201	You're the one who wanted to try swinging in the first place.	1.3437	0.03291	355	261	66	28
202	Funny, I've been thinking a lot about how I only make half of what you make. Do you think that's fair?	1.3426	0.03357	359	268	59	32
203	Wait, you've washed your hands - right?	1.3422	0.03175	377	277	71	29
204	This is the last time I’m going to bend over backwards to save you Steve!	1.3421	0.03326	342	251	65	26
205	No,no, the car keys	1.3415	0.03478	328	244	56	28
206	Did you find your phone?	1.3412	0.03684	296	221	49	26
207	. Catch and Release	1.3411	0.03688	299	224	48	27
208	NOW have you decided to apologize?	1.3410	0.03271	346	253	68	25
209	Did you use hand sanitizer?	1.3409	0.03491	308	226	59	23
210	I promise i won't let go this time	1.3408	0.03213	355	259	71	25
211	You ALWAYS say it's not the right time to talk about having kids.	1.3408	0.03267	358	264	66	28
212	You've always been an old stick-in-the-mud, Harry.	1.3405	0.03465	326	242	57	27
213	Well $130,000 wasn't enough thats why!	1.3398	0.03511	309	228	57	24
214	Relax, it's just like the one in my bedroom.	1.3395	0.03479	324	241	56	27
215	Sorry, I just did my nails.	1.3388	0.03233	363	268	67	28
216	Are you ready to commit?	1.3385	0.03214	325	233	74	18
217	Wait...are you vaccinated?	1.3376	0.03439	314	231	60	23
218	Look who wants commitment now!	1.3371	0.03177	356	260	72	24
219	Oh, stop it, Chuck -- you knew the rule was strictly "catch and release."	1.3364	0.03482	330	248	53	29
220	How do you feel about my mother coming to live with us?	1.3362	0.03238	354	261	67	26
221	If you could leave me 5 stars, I’d really appreciate it!	1.3356	0.03590	295	219	53	23
222	Remember when I thought you were a great catch?	1.3356	0.03500	298	219	58	21
223	Please tell me you're not wearing crocs!"	1.3355	0.03606	304	228	50	26
224	Who do I call to get a refund on your burial plot?	1.3355	0.03783	313	243	35	35
225	It's over, Ted. This is the last time I'll be swinging by.	1.3353	0.03393	331	246	59	26
226	Can't you just admit couples therapy would be easier	1.3345	0.03418	287	207	64	16
227	Let me point out this is not MY recurring dream, Phil...	1.3344	0.03596	305	229	50	26
228	Not quick enough, if you ask me.	1.3343	0.03255	335	245	68	22
229	Just let that sink in	1.3333	0.03348	348	261	58	29
230	Stay put! I’ll swing back around later to pick you up.	1.3323	0.03313	334	247	63	24
231	Are you sure you’re still standing on his shoulders?	1.3323	0.03469	331	250	52	29
232	I'm pregnant.	1.3323	0.03591	319	243	46	30
233	So now you trust me.	1.3322	0.03468	289	211	60	18
234	Did I tell you my mother's coming to live with us?	1.3322	0.03528	286	210	57	19
235	I'll be back.	1.3311	0.03728	293	223	43	27
236	So, Is it still a stupid hobby now?	1.3310	0.03814	284	217	40	27
237	You still going to make fun of our couples trapeze class.	1.3302	0.03296	324	238	65	21
238	I always thought you were a real stick in the mud."	1.3302	0.03257	321	234	68	19
239	Now who thinks a woman’s place is in the home	1.3300	0.03570	300	225	51	24
240	All this back-and-forth is getting us nowhere.	1.3290	0.03324	307	224	65	18
241	And you said not to bring the trapeze.	1.3287	0.03692	286	216	46	24
242	Now you ask for my hand in marriage?	1.3286	0.03302	350	263	59	28
243	I told you I was going to drop you! Because you never listen.	1.3281	0.03488	317	239	52	26
244	Ok, you win. We’ll go back to ballroom dancing.	1.3280	0.03394	314	233	59	22
245	Who’s needy now?	1.3275	0.03537	284	210	55	19
246	Just so you know, I'm not actually a swinger.	1.3269	0.03400	309	229	59	21
247	Sorry. I'll send in the clowns.	1.3268	0.03986	257	197	36	24
248	Quick! Are you a Republican or a Democrat?	1.3262	0.03759	282	215	42	25
249	Honey, you have to try to meet me halfway	1.3262	0.03623	282	211	50	21
250	Tiptoes! Tiptoes!	1.3258	0.03651	267	198	51	18
251	Fine, it’s a dream. Just grab on, anyway!	1.3251	0.03205	323	236	69	18
252	Try standing on your toes	1.3249	0.03295	354	268	57	29
253	I can't believe our luck! A trapeze in the middle of the jungle!	1.3246	0.03363	305	225	61	19
254	Stop it with the Jazz Hands, I'm trying to save you	1.3242	0.03490	293	218	55	20
255	Quick, hand me the credit card.	1.3241	0.03582	290	218	50	22
256	Oh hang on, sweetie! First, very slowly, try handing me the car keys.	1.3240	0.03733	250	185	49	16
257	Oops, dropped you again.	1.3233	0.03366	300	221	61	18
258	Hey, you're the one who said 'Watch this.'	1.3231	0.03474	325	248	49	28
259	Account number and password?	1.3227	0.03482	313	237	51	25
260	Worst first date ever....am I right?	1.3220	0.03750	264	199	45	20
261	Meet for coffee, later? No pressure.	1.3219	0.03561	292	220	50	22
262	You really stuck the landing.	1.3219	0.03528	292	219	52	21
263	How much did you say you were going to raise my salary?	1.3219	0.03392	292	215	60	17
264	I'm done - next time, you can wait for Tarzan	1.3218	0.03535	317	243	46	28
265	Do you still want a divorce, Bob?	1.3217	0.03889	258	197	39	22
266	Looks like the sand is a little quicker than usual today!	1.3213	0.03226	305	222	68	15
267	Come on Jack, don't be such a stick in the mud.	1.3213	0.03357	305	226	60	19
268	I guess I should try to swing by more often!	1.3211	0.03595	299	228	46	25
269	Remember when I asked YOU for a raise, Bill?	1.3201	0.03435	303	227	55	21
270	Remember when you said women are inferior because they lack upper body strength and then you fell into quicksand?	1.3197	0.03669	294	226	42	26
271	Don’t take the trapeze, you said! We won’t need the trapeze, you said!	1.3192	0.03786	260	197	43	20
272	And you promise to always put the toilet seat back down. Promise?	1.3191	0.03456	304	229	53	22
273	before I grab you... Who's "Gloria" ?	1.3187	0.03506	273	202	55	16
274	Now you agree to painting the dining room pink, right?	1.3185	0.03378	314	236	56	22
275	I'm always picking up after you	1.3182	0.03298	308	228	62	18
276	Say it. " Brenda is a golden goddess and I promise to rub her feet at the end of each day"	1.3179	0.03715	302	236	36	30
277	This is me letting go.	1.3179	0.03482	280	208	55	17
278	It's not a metaphor, you are stuck in the mud.	1.3173	0.03636	271	204	48	19
279	Don't applaud just yet.	1.3169	0.03261	284	206	66	12
280	Have you had a chance to read my screenplay yet?	1.3162	0.03586	272	204	50	18
281	And you said it was a useless hobby...	1.3160	0.03690	269	204	45	20
282	First admit the “circus thing” wasn’t just a midlife crisis.	1.3156	0.03443	301	227	53	21
283	I need the car keys.	1.3156	0.03345	301	224	59	18
284	The bad news is that Pierre is holding me by his teeth.	1.3155	0.03525	317	245	44	28
285	Just hand me the keys!	1.3154	0.03499	298	226	50	22
286	Still think my acrobatic skills are impractical?	1.3154	0.03559	279	210	50	19
287	Swing and a miss, strike two.	1.3153	0.03390	295	220	57	18
288	I hate to break it off this way but the timing just seems right.	1.3152	0.03646	257	192	49	16
289	Once again, I’m doing all the work.	1.3145	0.03647	248	184	50	14
290	I’m lookin for a man with bigger hands.	1.3141	0.03538	277	208	51	18
291	Hey!!!... my eyes are up here...	1.3137	0.03848	271	211	35	25
292	I know about Martha.	1.3136	0.04001	236	181	36	19
293	Not until you admit that climate change is real!	1.3129	0.03528	294	224	48	22
294	How do you feel about drag queens now, Gov. DeSantis?	1.3125	0.04055	224	171	36	17
295	Admit it, admit circus school was a good idea!	1.3121	0.03040	346	256	72	18
296	And you said it was foolish to run away with the circus.	1.3120	0.03879	250	192	38	20
297	Ooh, almost. Can you find something to stand on?	1.3116	0.03542	276	208	50	18
298	Looks like you stuck the landing!	1.3116	0.03579	276	209	48	19
299	Who's ass is too big now?	1.3114	0.04050	228	175	35	18
300	Nice try…my mom’s expecting us at 8.	1.3107	0.03577	280	213	47	20
301	Sorry - he drew my arms too short.	1.3106	0.04026	264	210	26	28
302	Could you hand me the car keys?	1.3105	0.03683	248	186	47	15
303	George! I am so sorry I called you a stick-in-the-mud.	1.3102	0.03802	245	186	42	17
304	I think the therapist has gone overboard with the trust building activities.	1.3099	0.03744	242	182	45	15
305	This was not what I had in mind when I said we should become swingers.	1.3099	0.03610	284	218	44	22
306	Next time I'll swing by a bit earlier.	1.3095	0.03489	294	224	49	21
307	Over quicksand, you said. It'll be great, you said.	1.3095	0.03554	294	226	45	23
308	Ever since they closed down Barnum and Bailey, Connie was able to find new work doing search and rescues.	1.3095	0.03587	294	227	43	24
309	Grab on! This is sink or swing.	1.3089	0.03573	259	194	50	15
310	Your mother told you don't marry the circus gal. I wonder, do you think she was right?	1.3088	0.03529	285	217	48	20
311	What could go wrong?	1.3086	0.03684	256	194	45	17
312	Honestly, I’m tempted to swipe right.	1.3083	0.03585	253	189	50	14
313	The moment he realized he shouldn't have broken up with her til after the show	1.3080	0.03871	250	193	37	20
314	Your timing is off.	1.3077	0.03390	260	191	58	11
315	You wanted to practice without a net.	1.3071	0.03794	241	183	42	16
316	Only if you promise to be nice to my mother when she visits next month.	1.3066	0.03356	274	203	58	13
317	Careful, dear. I just put lotion on my hands.	1.3063	0.03278	284	210	61	13
318	Oops. My bad.	1.3063	0.03576	271	206	47	18
319	Oh no! You have the keys.	1.3059	0.03731	255	195	42	18
320	I know the timing isn’t ideal but I’m leaving the act.	1.3058	0.03735	242	183	44	15
321	Oh honey, don't be such a stick-in-the-mud.	1.3056	0.03676	252	191	45	16
322	Now do you believe that packing our trapeze was a good idea?	1.3056	0.03209	288	212	64	12
323	I think we should see other people.	1.3054	0.03139	298	219	67	12
324	I can't do it without the music!	1.3053	0.03708	226	168	47	11
325	Okay, I guess it does work better with you on top	1.3052	0.03527	249	185	52	12
326	Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps Fred	1.3051	0.03893	236	181	38	17
327	I told you I was a good catch!	1.3050	0.03477	282	214	50	18
328	Drain the swamp? It's just another Big Lie!	1.3047	0.03635	256	194	46	16
329	'"Safety net?" I said. "It's too expensive," you said.	1.3043	0.04104	230	180	30	20
330	This is no time to argue about who dropped who!	1.3040	0.03736	250	191	42	17
331	If you were really 6'2 I could save you.	1.3040	0.03736	250	191	42	17
332	Tell me again how you think it was stupid of me to pack my leotards Roger!	1.3040	0.03999	227	175	35	17
333	Lucky you I'm on swing shift today!	1.3040	0.03695	227	169	47	11
334	Still think swinging's a bad idea?	1.3038	0.03511	260	195	51	14
335	I told you to dry your hands	1.3038	0.03594	260	197	47	16
336	Is that a Yes?	1.3032	0.03813	221	166	43	12
337	Stop saying, "Use the force!"	1.3031	0.03818	254	197	37	20
338	I'll ask you one more time. Can my mother come and live with us?	1.3030	0.03947	231	178	36	17
339	Aren’t you glad you married me instead of the bearded lady?	1.3028	0.03491	284	217	48	19
340	First the Rolex!	1.3028	0.04009	218	167	36	15
341	Did you use sanitizer??	1.3025	0.03771	238	181	42	15
342	Still think I should have gone to College instead of Clown School?	1.3020	0.03741	245	187	42	16
343	When I said I'd swing by to pick you up, I wasn't expecting THIS!!	1.3020	0.03596	255	193	47	15
344	Pretend I am the TV remote and reach a little further.	1.3019	0.03778	265	207	36	22
345	I guess we're just not connecting.	1.3017	0.03688	232	174	46	12
346	Stay there, I”ll be right back..	1.3017	0.03688	232	174	46	12
347	Excuse me, my eyes are up here!	1.3017	0.03906	242	188	35	19
348	Wow, this is a metaphor for all my relationshiiiiiips!	1.3017	0.03633	242	182	47	13
349	I told you trapeze lessons would be worth it.	1.3012	0.03563	249	187	49	13
350	Keep your chin up!	1.3011	0.03584	269	206	45	18
351	For Spanish, blink once. For rescue, blink twice. You are very important to us. Please hold for the next swing in your direction.	1.3010	0.03591	299	235	38	26
352	Don't worry, I practiced this with my last 3 boyfriends.	1.3005	0.04014	213	163	36	14
353	I love it when you play hard to get.	1.3004	0.03822	233	178	40	15
354	Me Jane. You TarSand?	1.3004	0.03892	243	189	35	19
355	First, you must promise to do the dishes every night and take out the garbage.	1.3004	0.03479	253	189	52	12
356	Now, about the pre-nup.........	1.3004	0.03559	263	200	47	16
357	Don't panic! I can save you with the greatest of ease.	1.3004	0.03508	273	208	48	17
358	Your hair looks much thinner from above.	1.3000	0.03905	230	177	37	16
359	Nice try. But you’re still coming to the Taylor Swift show.	1.3000	0.03596	250	189	47	14
360	Let’s practice outside — what could possibly go wrong — brilliant.	1.2992	0.03512	254	191	50	13
361	Next year we’re taking a cruise.	1.2992	0.03607	244	184	47	13
362	Nuh-uh-uh, I need to hear the safe word first!	1.2989	0.03491	261	197	50	14
363	I'm with Cirques Du Soleil rescue.	1.2986	0.03449	288	221	48	19
364	I’ll swing by to pick you up…	1.2984	0.03643	258	198	43	17
365	I told you you were putting on too much hand lotion	1.2984	0.03657	248	189	44	15
366	You really stuck the dismount.	1.2983	0.03762	238	182	41	15
367	You're a real stick in the mud.	1.2974	0.04325	195	152	28	15
368	I thought the brochure said "circuit training".	1.2970	0.04037	202	154	36	12
369	Do you love me?	1.2967	0.03719	246	189	41	16
370	Let's make this more dramatic. I'll miss a few times, ok?	1.2967	0.03807	246	191	37	18
371	You’re lucky I happened to swing by	1.2967	0.03576	273	211	43	19
372	Your lucky day, Mr. Prenup.	1.2964	0.03646	253	194	43	16
373	'Let's join a traveling circus,' you said. 'We'll see the world, you said.'	1.2964	0.03364	280	212	53	15
374	....and you wanted me to take that pole dancing class.	1.2963	0.03487	270	206	48	16
375	Okay, now un-stick the landing.	1.2957	0.03647	257	198	42	17
376	Quick! What's my middle name?	1.2957	0.03895	230	178	36	16
377	I know you hate it when I say it, but I told you so	1.2954	0.03718	237	181	42	14
378	Swing low, sweet Harriet	1.2953	0.03718	254	197	39	18
379	I need your keys!	1.2944	0.03875	214	163	39	12
380	So my mom CAN move in with us?	1.2944	0.03603	248	189	45	14
381	Now on my way back I’ll hand you a baby and then you might finally start to understand.	1.2944	0.03648	248	190	43	15
382	I can do this all day, or you can tell me the wall safe combination.	1.2937	0.03758	269	213	33	23
383	Do you still support Trump?	1.2937	0.03982	252	202	26	24
384	So, Mister 'We don't need a net', who is laughing now.	1.2936	0.03687	235	179	43	13
385	I'll ask again...where did you say you were last night?	1.2936	0.03655	218	163	46	9
386	Still laughing at my Pilates classes?	1.2934	0.03844	242	189	35	18
387	Imagine a swinger like me hanging out with a stick-in-the-mud like you.	1.2934	0.03799	242	188	37	17
388	Turns out Jane taught Tarzan everything he knew.	1.2929	0.03691	239	183	42	14
389	I've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty...	1.2926	0.04184	229	184	23	22
390	Where did you put your will?	1.2923	0.03611	260	201	42	17
391	I don't know what it's attached to. Just grab my hands.	1.2922	0.04024	219	171	32	16
392	Whose pandemic hobby is a waste of time now?	1.2922	0.03694	243	187	41	15
393	You're lucky I joined the circus as a child.	1.2921	0.03297	267	200	56	11
394	Don't look disappointed; they were going to send the clown car.	1.2921	0.03963	202	154	37	11
395	I told you you're not ready to go without a net.	1.2920	0.03487	250	189	49	12
396	That’s life without a net.	1.2920	0.03578	250	191	45	14
397	What do you have to say now, Mr. "We don't need to pack the trapeze"?	1.2919	0.04103	209	163	31	15
398	Watch the nails.	1.2913	0.03735	230	176	41	13
399	Quick, Sandy? This is NOT a time for jokes, Harold.	1.2913	0.04312	206	164	24	18
400	I'll swing back for you."	1.2906	0.03538	234	176	48	10
401	Why can't we use a net like everyone else?	1.2906	0.03788	234	181	38	15
402	The unicycle’s gone, Jerry. Live with it.	1.2905	0.04142	210	165	29	16
403	Don’t focus on my hands. Focus on whose fault this is.”	1.2903	0.04098	217	171	29	17
404	This might be a good time to negotiate my alimony payments	1.2900	0.03821	231	179	37	15
405	I can't, I just got a manicure.	1.2900	0.03521	269	208	44	17
406	Let's have some fun you old Stick in the Mud.	1.2899	0.03836	238	186	35	17
407	Your mother's not going to live with us, right?	1.2898	0.03622	245	188	43	14
408	Finally! Watching all of those TV shows featuring quicksand in my youth have paid off!	1.2898	0.03622	245	188	43	14
409	Yeah, Susan from work! I can't believe it either.	1.2897	0.03975	214	166	34	14
410	I never should've agreed to swinging.	1.2896	0.03887	221	171	36	14
411	Are those the same hands that signed the petition for divorce?	1.2896	0.03530	259	199	45	15
412	Careful! I just did my nails.	1.2894	0.03822	235	183	36	16
413	I said on the count of three Not let go of the tree!	1.2892	0.04225	204	161	27	16
414	And you will do dishes for the next five months--right?	1.2892	0.03757	249	195	36	18
415	Stop complaining. They almost sent the clowns.	1.2890	0.03574	263	204	42	17
416	Oh stop being such a stick in the mud!	1.2889	0.03940	225	176	33	16
417	Oh, stop griping. It's not THAT quick.	1.2889	0.03838	225	174	37	14
418	Try a scissors kick.	1.2883	0.03711	222	169	42	11
419	Just to be clear,my mum can stay the full summer with us?	1.2883	0.03924	222	173	34	15
420	Say you'll marry me.	1.2881	0.03730	243	189	38	16
421	And you called me crazy for always packing an emergency trapeze.	1.2877	0.03997	212	165	33	14
422	This could be our meet cute moment.	1.2876	0.03874	226	176	35	15
423	You should have drained the swamp...	1.2871	0.04012	202	156	34	12
424	I love you, Jeremy, but you have to let go.	1.2871	0.03614	209	156	46	7
425	So, sink or swing?	1.2864	0.03980	213	166	33	14
426	Do you really like me or are you just saying that?	1.2857	0.03659	231	177	42	12
427	My eyes are up here, dipshit.	1.2857	0.04174	203	160	28	15
428	Dammit, Roger, if you miss again, we're going to have a late fee picking up the kids!	1.2857	0.03807	203	154	40	9
429	It's 'The Amazing Kelly & Jim', not 'Jim & Kelly', right	1.2857	0.03810	231	180	36	15
430	I just think our lives are going in different directions...	1.2851	0.03641	242	187	41	14
431	I said let go on THREE!	1.2851	0.03474	228	171	49	8
432	C’mon, I gotta go pick up the kids next.	1.2850	0.04057	207	162	31	14
433	Tell me again why we don't need a net....	1.2845	0.03765	239	187	36	16
434	It'll take a bit more practice for you to get the hang of it.	1.2844	0.03746	218	167	40	11
435	It’s just like you to be a stick in the mud, Paul!	1.2840	0.03559	250	193	43	14
436	Why do l have to do all the 'heavy lifting' in this relationship?	1.2838	0.03879	229	180	33	16
437	does this make my butt look fat?	1.2830	0.04256	212	171	22	19
438	When you suggested swinging this was not what I had in mind	1.2827	0.03539	237	181	45	11
439	Say something nice about my mother.	1.2824	0.03931	216	169	33	14
440	Do you agree to a prenup?	1.2824	0.03820	216	167	37	12
441	Sorry, we're only bailing out banks, not people.	1.2822	0.03936	202	156	35	11
442	Are you willing to commit?	1.2816	0.03602	245	190	41	14
443	It don’t mean a thing if you ain’t got that swing!	1.2812	0.04072	192	149	32	11
444	Don’t worry: I just fed the alligators this morning.	1.2812	0.03724	224	173	39	12
445	I just can't do it without the music.	1.2811	0.04034	185	142	34	9
446	Still think those trapeze lessons were a 'freaking waste of money'?	1.2809	0.03704	235	183	38	14
447	Maybe I should go back to the non-greasy hand lotion.	1.2808	0.04102	203	160	29	14
448	Because palm trees don't have vines, that's why.	1.2806	0.04078	196	153	31	12
449	You've always told me danger is something better shared.	1.2802	0.03477	232	176	47	9
450	For God’s sake, let go of the unicycle!	1.2798	0.03618	243	189	40	14
451	Will you shut up about your shoes”	1.2795	0.03716	229	178	38	13
452	After the first pass, Stormy realized his hands were way too small.	1.2794	0.03903	204	158	35	11
453	I've been repeatedly telling you that "I'm not your mother", since day one, and yet here I am.	1.2794	0.03840	204	157	37	10
454	Do you still think I'm high-strung?	1.2793	0.03459	222	167	48	7
455	Take back what you said about my impractical career choice.	1.2792	0.03741	240	189	35	16
456	You wouldn't be in this predicament if you'd just stopped and asked for directions!	1.2792	0.03695	240	188	37	15
457	Wait till the camera timer goes off for my Instagram post	1.2791	0.03708	215	165	40	10
458	The car keys!	1.2789	0.04026	190	147	33	10
459	I knew those summers at circus camp would finally pay off!	1.2788	0.03419	226	170	49	7
460	Next time take the hazard penalty.	1.2788	0.03800	226	177	35	14
461	I could probably reach a little farther if I knew my mother could stay for the summer.	1.2784	0.04003	176	134	35	7
462	Chin up, elooooongate your spine, deep breaths, hands all the way up...	1.2784	0.04035	194	151	32	11
463	Come fly with me!	1.2783	0.03557	212	160	45	7
464	Now criticize my career choices!	1.2780	0.03774	241	191	33	17
465	And for my next act I will be balancing a marriage, career, and repressed childhood emotions.	1.2775	0.04127	173	133	32	8
466	Maybe now you won’t complain about my being a swinger.	1.2773	0.03515	238	183	44	11
467	The important thing is not to look down.	1.2773	0.03531	220	167	45	8
468	This Cirque show is a little TOO immersive an experience.	1.2770	0.03899	213	167	33	13
469	Your hands are clean, right?	1.2769	0.03714	242	191	35	16
470	not on this pass but my nail polish is almost dry	1.2768	0.03712	224	174	38	12
471	Bet you wonder what this trapeze is hanging from.	1.2767	0.03930	206	161	33	12
472	Narcissus and Echo try trapeze	1.2766	0.03905	188	144	36	8
473	Stay right there, I'll be back in 4.5 seconds.	1.2765	0.03903	217	171	32	14
474	Wasted lessons, huh?	1.2762	0.03877	210	164	34	12
475	Now whose rainforest acrobatics degree is useless?	1.2762	0.03936	210	165	32	13
476	Give me some credit, I’m bending over backwards to help you!	1.2760	0.04190	192	152	27	13
477	Jazz hands, Johnathan, not fucking spirit fingers.	1.2759	0.04029	203	160	30	13
478	You probably don't remember, but you called me Fatty in Jr. High.	1.2759	0.03843	203	157	36	10
479	Be patient, I’ll swing by again	1.2759	0.03843	203	157	36	10
480	So, next time your mother mocks my hobby, what will you tell her?	1.2757	0.03826	214	167	35	12
481	Does Celeste still have a grip on your ankles?	1.2753	0.03520	247	192	42	13
482	As far as corporate team-building goes, this honestly isn’t so bad.	1.2751	0.03492	229	175	45	9
483	Almost there…JUMP!	1.2749	0.03620	211	161	42	8
484	You seem bogged down.	1.2749	0.03802	211	164	36	11
485	Just give me the car keys!	1.2745	0.03950	204	160	32	12
486	So how do I look in spandex now?	1.2745	0.04011	204	161	30	13
487	Let's try again, and remember- jazz hands!	1.2744	0.03514	215	163	45	7
488	Reach higher-this is not covered by our insurance!	1.2740	0.03649	219	169	40	10
489	Careful! I just painted my nails!	1.2739	0.03764	241	192	32	17
490	We need a new couples therapist; these trust exercises aren't working.	1.2737	0.04251	179	141	27	11
491	How about next time we just do a staycation?	1.2736	0.03731	201	154	39	8
492	How big was that life insurance policy?	1.2736	0.03926	201	157	33	11
493	Jim, there's no fear of commitment now, is there?!	1.2736	0.03845	212	166	34	12
494	It's a Tik Tok challenge!	1.2735	0.03822	223	176	33	14
495	Why is this always MY role in our relationship?	1.2735	0.03628	245	193	37	15
496	You knew I was a swinger when you met me!	1.2732	0.04185	183	144	28	11
497	Sweetheart, you may stop sinking if you jettison some heavy stuff. Throw me your wallet and car keys.	1.2732	0.04053	205	163	28	14
498	Do you really think the audience will believe this is not scripted?	1.2731	0.03621	216	166	41	9
499	Oh no! Am I catching you at a bad time? I can swing by later.	1.2731	0.04016	216	173	27	16
500	Where do you keep your will?	1.2731	0.03401	238	182	47	9
501	Well, do you promise to help more around the house or not?	1.2727	0.04051	187	146	31	10
502	I just need to know one thing before I save you: You are wearing pants, right?	1.2727	0.03880	209	164	33	12
503	And you thought that circus school was a waste of time!	1.2727	0.03260	242	183	52	7
504	Not to worry! One of us is dreaming.	1.2727	0.03939	209	165	31	13
505	When your profile said ‘into swinging’ this wasn’t what I had in mind…	1.2719	0.04104	217	176	23	18
506	You're lucky I was just passing by.	1.2716	0.03452	243	188	44	11
507	Am I still your beneficiary?	1.2715	0.03620	221	171	40	10
508	I tried to tell you human cannonballs don't float!	1.2715	0.03676	221	172	38	11
509	I told you I’d drop you if you cheated on me again!	1.2714	0.03683	210	162	39	9
510	Who's laughing at the aerial artist major now, Dad?	1.2714	0.03805	210	164	35	11
511	Wait, what was it you said the other day about commitment?	1.2714	0.03744	210	163	37	10
512	Am I in the Will!	1.2714	0.03881	199	155	34	10
513	Wait a sec...you want the house AND the dog?	1.2714	0.04010	199	157	30	12
514	At least I don't have to do this backwards and in high heels.	1.2711	0.03844	225	179	31	15
515	Seriously,if you'd rather use the net,we'll use the net. I won't think less of you,and neither will anyone else.	1.2709	0.03495	203	153	45	5
516	I said I needed a partner with quick hands!	1.2708	0.03905	192	149	34	9
517	Quick, hand me your insurance policy.	1.2707	0.04282	181	144	25	12
518	I said “on three”!	1.2705	0.03584	244	192	38	14
519	Throw me the keys!	1.2701	0.03668	211	163	39	9
520	Next time, ask for directions.	1.2700	0.03664	200	153	40	7
521	Hurry, I promised the Gordons we’d swing by!	1.2700	0.03664	200	153	40	7
522	Fun date, huh?	1.2700	0.03798	200	155	36	9
523	Bet you don’t think my performing arts degree is impractical now.	1.2698	0.04014	189	148	31	10
524	Promise next vacation we just lay on the beach?	1.2696	0.03997	204	162	29	13
525	Oh, Sweetheart, drain the swamp is a figure of speech.	1.2696	0.03549	204	155	43	6
526	Me, Jane. You, bye-bye.	1.2690	0.03900	197	154	33	10
527	Are you wearing pants? Need to know first.	1.2688	0.04264	186	149	24	13
528	Yeah, I'm seeing how a net would have been a good idea.	1.2684	0.04064	190	150	29	11
529	Just remember that I'm the only one who pulls.	1.2684	0.03925	190	148	33	9
530	Why aren't you wearing your wedding ring?	1.2682	0.03789	220	174	33	13
531	That sinking feeling will pass.	1.2682	0.04160	179	141	28	10
532	One more time. Who was right?	1.2680	0.03938	194	152	32	10
533	This is what you get, without Row or Wade.	1.2680	0.04136	194	155	26	13
534	Harry, I'm leaving you..	1.2680	0.04200	194	156	24	14
535	Will you tear up the pre-nup?	1.2678	0.03530	239	187	40	12
536	Wait right here. I'll be back before you know it.	1.2677	0.03883	198	155	33	10
537	Somehow Cirque du Soleil got here before the search and rescue team.	1.2677	0.04013	198	157	29	12
538	Missed again! By the way, thanks for upping our life insurance.	1.2676	0.03816	213	168	33	12
539	Hold on tight, I just moisturized.	1.2673	0.03830	202	158	34	10
540	Interesting how you've stopped making fun of my going to circus school.	1.2673	0.03652	217	169	38	10
541	Just stand up!	1.2667	0.03986	180	140	32	8
542	Whoopsie-Daisy!	1.2667	0.03668	210	163	38	9
543	What was it about “don’t let go” you didn’t understand?	1.2663	0.04058	199	159	27	13
544	I’ve jumped through hoops for you before, but this is next level.”	1.2660	0.03617	203	156	40	7
545	And you said those trapeze lessons wouldn't pay off.	1.2660	0.04001	203	162	28	13
546	I'm loving these couples therapy exercises, Greg!	1.2660	0.03939	203	161	30	12
547	Have you been vaccinated?	1.2657	0.03763	207	162	35	10
548	And now for my dismount!	1.2654	0.04088	162	125	31	6
549	Promise me there won't be a prenup.	1.2653	0.04162	196	158	24	14
550	On the next pass, I'll toss you the antimicrobial cleanser.	1.2653	0.03696	196	151	38	7
551	I already have ideas for our second date!	1.2651	0.04371	166	132	24	10
552	Are you ready to celebrate International Day of Women with me … now?” ❤	1.2650	0.03913	200	158	31	11
553	You have two choices... sink or swing!	1.2649	0.04199	185	148	25	12
554	What? Wait, you didn’t find my phone?	1.2649	0.03677	185	141	39	5
555	Compliment me.	1.2647	0.03922	204	162	30	12
556	Worst case, the last thing you’ll see is me doing something I love.	1.2647	0.04299	170	135	25	10
557	Bet you're not feeling so suffocated right now.	1.2647	0.03668	204	158	38	8
558	And YOU told me not to bring it!	1.2647	0.03860	204	161	32	11
559	Try standing on your tip toes!	1.2646	0.03521	223	173	41	9
560	I will call 911 if this doesn't work.	1.2646	0.03780	189	146	36	7
561	Club Med was your idea.	1.2646	0.03997	189	149	30	10
562	I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.	1.2646	0.04067	189	150	28	11
563	So much for ' the Daring Young Man'!	1.2644	0.03929	208	166	29	13
564	Let's go, we're late for couples therapy."	1.2643	0.03698	227	180	34	13
565	Still better than that timeshare.	1.2642	0.03581	193	147	41	5
566	It would have been easier to just throw me a rope.	1.2642	0.04140	193	155	25	13
567	Jump!	1.2642	0.04045	212	172	24	16
568	Stand Up!!! It’s all in your mind!	1.2640	0.04238	178	142	25	11
569	Not that it matters, but you did renew your life insurance, right honey?	1.2639	0.03711	216	170	35	11
570	I'm gonna miss you	1.2638	0.04673	163	133	17	13
571	I just thought I'd swing by to see how you were doing.	1.2636	0.03665	220	173	36	11
572	Rock, Paper, Scissors	1.2636	0.04042	220	180	22	18
573	Is now a good time to tell you I've found a new partner?	1.2634	0.03652	205	159	38	8
574	Just a few more minutes of this timeshare presentation and I'll pull you right out.	1.2634	0.03717	205	160	36	9
575	How fortunate that the circus was in town.	1.2632	0.03688	190	146	38	6
576	So, still think the flying trapeze course was a waste of money ?	1.2629	0.03428	232	180	43	9
577	You stuck that landing.	1.2629	0.03973	213	172	26	15
578	Wallendas don’t sink. We fly!	1.2629	0.03561	213	165	40	8
579	I need you to look more scared or else my followers won't believe you are in danger	1.2624	0.04004	202	162	27	13
580	Eyes up here, Fred.	1.2623	0.03316	244	189	46	9
581	Here you go, Mr. " I don't need to ask for directions".	1.2621	0.03827	206	163	32	11
582	Do I look fat in this outfit?	1.2618	0.04097	191	153	26	12
583	Sir, I have been trying my best to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty. Speaking of, where exactly is your vehicle?	1.2617	0.03608	214	167	38	9
584	At least you survived the fall.	1.2615	0.03695	195	151	37	7
585	About that pre-nup	1.2615	0.03971	195	155	29	11
586	OK, you're going to have to be quick, Sandy	1.2614	0.04413	176	143	20	13
587	Would drowning be less emasculating?	1.2613	0.03636	222	175	36	11
588	What do you mean you haven't washed your hands!	1.2611	0.03646	226	179	35	12
589	Let's take another look at that pre-nup, shall we?	1.2609	0.04059	184	146	28	10
590	Before you go, can I have the car keys?	1.2609	0.04132	184	147	26	11
591	Just FYI - this is not the time to tell me I'm dressing a 'little young for my age'	1.2606	0.03780	188	146	35	7
592	I think it's possible we've taken our workouts too far	1.2606	0.04139	188	151	25	12
593	We knew I'd have to let you go one day...	1.2605	0.03828	215	172	30	13
594	I'm a Republican. Trust me.	1.2603	0.03834	219	176	29	14
595	It’s not you, it’s me.	1.2600	0.04379	150	118	25	7
596	This circus is the pits…	1.2594	0.03745	212	168	33	11
597	You were always the sinking Wallenda.	1.2593	0.03812	216	173	30	13
598	...and you tear up our pre-nup.	1.2591	0.04059	193	155	26	12
599	See this is more practical than belly dancing!	1.2590	0.04267	166	132	25	9
600	Reasy to reconsider the divorce settlement?	1.2589	0.03935	197	157	29	11
601	Who’s happy about my acrobatics class now?	1.2587	0.03751	201	158	34	9
602	Would it kill you to reach a little higher?	1.2587	0.03881	201	160	30	11
603	Wasn’t I smart to pack a trapeze in my purse! You never know when it will come in handy.	1.2584	0.03717	209	165	34	10
604	I know I said I'd jump through hoops for you, but this is close enough.	1.2584	0.03778	209	166	32	11
605	Maybe now you'll agree my circus vacation was worth every penny.	1.2581	0.03873	186	146	32	8
606	Well dang, I thought I had you, Bob! Sorry.	1.2579	0.04031	190	152	27	11
607	Remember the initial objective was to drain the swamp...	1.2579	0.03745	190	148	35	7
608	Try to remember the trust issues we talked about in marriage counseling.	1.2579	0.04391	159	127	23	9
609	Now what do you think of my ‘mannish’ musculature?	1.2574	0.03864	202	161	30	11
610	A swing and a miss.	1.2573	0.03832	171	132	34	5
611	Corporate is really getting creative with the trust building exercises	1.2573	0.04416	171	139	20	12
612	You’re the one who didn’t want to go to Paris.	1.2570	0.04488	179	148	16	15
613	This is me saving your ass again.	1.2570	0.04273	179	145	22	12
614	Now we know why the brochure said “isolated beach!”	1.2568	0.03754	183	142	35	6
615	I want a raise.	1.2566	0.03633	226	180	34	12
616	Are you decent?	1.2564	0.03495	234	185	38	11
617	I could have thrown you a rope but this will look better on TikTok.	1.2561	0.04378	164	132	22	10
618	So now do you think my circus training classes were a waste of time and money?	1.2560	0.03733	207	164	33	10
619	And you thought the trapeze lessons were going to be a waste of money!	1.2560	0.03540	207	161	39	7
620	All those gymnastics classes finally paid off!	1.2560	0.04136	168	133	27	8
621	Now, tippy toes! tippy toes!	1.2554	0.03892	184	145	31	8
622	Now is not the time to ask what a trapeze swing is doing in the jungle. Focus!	1.2554	0.04114	184	148	25	11
623	Do these leotards make my butt look fat?	1.2553	0.04191	188	153	22	13
624	Tell me again why I should?	1.2553	0.03982	188	150	28	10
625	It's always drama with you	1.2553	0.03607	188	145	38	5
626	Who says rescue operations can't be fun?	1.2551	0.03802	196	155	32	9
627	Next time, hold on tighter and don’t use hand lotion.	1.2551	0.03870	196	156	30	10
628	I begged you not to use my moisturizer!	1.2551	0.03870	196	156	30	10
629	Yes, Roger this IS the perfect moment for you to explain the trapeze to me.	1.2551	0.03937	196	157	28	11
630	…isn’t it queer, losing my timing this late in my career….	1.2550	0.04133	200	164	21	15
631	Oops, I'll let your new girlfriend know you can't make it tonight.	1.2548	0.03717	208	165	33	10
632	My husband is getting suspicious.	1.2547	0.03608	212	167	36	9
633	Maybe swinging will save our marriage after all.	1.2542	0.03739	177	137	35	5
634	No, I can't get you out, but this is an amazing last moment together.	1.2541	0.03796	185	145	33	7
635	Your pants aren't coming with you. Ok with that?	1.2538	0.03785	197	156	32	9
636	OK, just like we practiced at home!	1.2538	0.03716	197	155	34	8
637	I learned this with just 3 free months of Masterclass!	1.2536	0.03444	209	162	41	6
638	Don’t worry, if this doesn’t work the human cannonball is right behind me.	1.2529	0.03919	170	133	31	6
639	And you said those trapeze lessons would never come in handy.	1.2528	0.03969	178	141	29	8
640	Dave... please just tell me you’re still not sitting on the horse!!	1.2528	0.04048	178	142	27	9
641	Do I look fat on this trapeze?	1.2528	0.03969	178	141	29	8
642	P.T. Barnum, I presume?	1.2527	0.04210	182	148	22	12
643	That's why they call it a TRAP-eze!	1.2527	0.04210	182	148	22	12
644	This is absolutely the LAST time we play this stupid fantasy!"	1.2527	0.04002	186	149	27	10
645	When you said you were dumping me this is not what I imagined you meant	1.2526	0.03873	190	151	30	9
646	You have one last chance to say "I'm sorry".	1.2525	0.03718	202	160	33	9
647	This is no time for you to ask where the damned swing came from, Steve.	1.2524	0.03797	206	165	30	11
648	Next anniversary, let’s just go out to dinner.	1.2516	0.04446	155	125	21	9
649	Wait. Is that lipstick on your collar?	1.2515	0.04205	163	130	25	8
650	At least we're not stuck in the same old routine.	1.2515	0.03925	163	127	31	5
651	You seem distant.	1.2515	0.04396	171	140	19	12
652	So NOW you'll hold my hand in public?	1.2514	0.03483	175	133	40	2
653	Tell me you've washed your hands.	1.2514	0.03755	175	136	34	5
654	Why the long face ?	1.2514	0.04043	183	147	26	10
655	We can't keep meeting like this.	1.2513	0.04194	187	153	21	13
656	Maybe our first time working without a net should not have been over quicksand.	1.2513	0.03855	191	152	30	9
657	Why am I always bending over backwards for you?	1.2512	0.03481	211	165	39	7
658	Jerry sincerely regretted coating his hands with butter.	1.2500	0.03965	172	136	29	7
659	I love that you make good eye contact.	1.2500	0.03743	188	148	33	7
660	Is this your way of mansplaining an immersive experience?	1.2500	0.03964	188	151	27	10
661	Say you're sorry.	1.2500	0.04050	172	137	27	8
662	Quick! The car keys!	1.2500	0.04242	192	159	18	15
663	Now tell me again how much you love me	1.2500	0.03565	220	175	35	10
664	I’m glad you finally reached out.	1.2500	0.03588	188	146	37	5
665	Did you sanitize?	1.2500	0.04148	176	142	24	10
666	It’s fortunate I added the “Trapeze Accidents” endorsement to your life insurance policy last week!	1.2500	0.04008	180	144	27	9
667	Sorry, honey, but you're just not a swinger.	1.2500	0.03736	176	137	34	5
668	She appeared to care but it was just an act.	1.2500	0.04168	184	150	22	12
669	I told my mom you were a good catch.	1.2500	0.03938	168	132	30	6
670	Lucky I was hanging around.	1.2500	0.04063	160	126	28	6
671	You wouldn't believe who's on the other end of this trapeze!	1.2500	0.04008	180	144	27	9
672	That’s not how we rehearsed it!!	1.2500	0.03558	176	135	38	3
673	I’m sorry but I still love my new hand cream. Can you smell that hint of orange blossom?	1.2500	0.04174	188	154	21	13
674	I’m doing it wrong?! I suppose I should try wearing something sexier, too??	1.2500	0.04284	168	136	22	10
675	Got any suggestions for who my next partner should be?"	1.2488	0.03578	213	169	35	9
676	If I save you will you finally admit the height on your dating profile was a lie?	1.2488	0.03849	201	162	28	11
677	Only too late did Tarzan realize the trapeze was a poor substitute for a good vine.	1.2487	0.03768	197	157	31	9
678	So who said trapeze lessons were a waste of money?	1.2487	0.03407	197	152	41	4
679	It's a deal. I get the house.	1.2487	0.03820	193	154	30	9
680	This is soooo much more fun than Match.com	1.2486	0.04004	185	149	26	10
681	He always needed to be rescued, she always needed to try things a new way.	1.2486	0.03831	181	143	31	7
682	Nothing to worry about! They're just plants, not sharks!	1.2486	0.04049	177	142	26	9
683	Im getting a sinking feeling about you that we're not connecting.	1.2486	0.03803	177	139	32	6
684	Swear that you'll rip the prenup into little pieces.	1.2486	0.04049	177	142	26	9
685	Actually, me Jane.	1.2486	0.04112	173	139	25	9
686	I’ve almost got you. Just give me the PIN for your ATM!	1.2486	0.04029	173	138	27	8
687	It's not my fault that we can't afford a safety net.	1.2484	0.04319	161	130	22	9
688	How do you like my new swing?	1.2484	0.04107	157	124	27	6
689	Stop being such a baby, this is the slow kind of quicksand - I'll get you on the next swing!	1.2483	0.04141	149	117	27	5
690	Who's my brea brea?	1.2473	0.04128	186	152	22	12
691	And then she realized that trying to recover their sinking relationship had turned into a total circus.	1.2473	0.04044	182	147	25	10
692	This isn't how we rehearsed it!	1.2473	0.03732	182	143	33	6
693	Sorry I'm Uber. You need a Lyft."	1.2473	0.03891	182	145	29	8
694	God has already sent you a rowboat, a motorboat and a helicopter!" "I'm your last chance stupid!"	1.2472	0.04258	178	146	20	12
695	Your choice, sink or swing.	1.2471	0.04009	174	139	27	8
696	Let's try that again. I think I know what I'm doing wrong.	1.2471	0.04171	174	141	23	10
697	I hate to ask, but did you wash your hands?	1.2471	0.04156	170	137	24	9
698	It's funny, this is how my last date ended	1.2471	0.04071	170	136	26	8
699	Adventureland was never this exciting when Disney had control.	1.2470	0.04137	166	133	25	8
700	Hi! Are you a swinger too?	1.2469	0.04205	162	130	24	8
701	Hold on. I’ll be back. And back. And back.	1.2469	0.04205	162	130	24	8
702	Still think trapeze lessons are stupid?	1.2468	0.04182	158	126	25	7
703	Wait! Do you have hand sanitizer?	1.2468	0.04277	158	127	23	8
704	Repeat after me… ‘I promise to always lift the toilet seat, and…’	1.2463	0.04122	203	169	18	16
705	Love is a balancing act, even in the jungle.	1.2463	0.03618	203	161	34	8
706	Catch me - I'm about to fall!	1.2462	0.03933	199	162	25	12
707	I just hope you're ready to admit that my circus arts class was a good idea.	1.2461	0.03615	191	150	35	6
708	All I ask in return is no more blonde jokes.	1.2460	0.03965	187	151	26	10
709	Tell me again why you can't pick up the kids on Thursday.	1.2458	0.03766	179	141	32	6
710	Not such a useless class after all, was it?	1.2458	0.04162	179	146	22	11
711	We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty	1.2458	0.04086	179	145	24	10
712	I think I left the iron on.	1.2457	0.03820	175	138	31	6
713	How much quicksand can there be in a single issue of The New Yorker?	1.2457	0.04150	175	142	23	10
714	Only if you rate my rescue highly on Yelp!	1.2457	0.03553	175	135	37	3
715	Give me the keys to the car!	1.2457	0.03820	175	138	31	6
716	Hey, you were the one that said he didn't want a safety net.	1.2455	0.03609	220	177	32	11
717	This reminds me, is your life insurance policy paid up?	1.2453	0.04158	159	127	25	7
718	My mother said you’d try to drag me down with you	1.2452	0.04229	155	124	24	7
719	Next year we are doing our boring beachfront hotel vacation!	1.2452	0.04128	155	123	26	6
720	I saw your post: "Slimy guy looking for a swinger."	1.2450	0.03717	200	160	31	9
721	Yes, I could help you, but Dr. Bergemann says that sometimes it's better for a partner to just sit back and listen.	1.2449	0.03970	196	160	24	12
722	Just thought I would swing by.	1.2449	0.03697	196	156	32	8
723	Wait. Did you pay me back for lunch the other day?	1.2449	0.03767	196	157	30	9
724	When I vowed “to have and to hold” you, I assumed you would be applying some powder to those sweaty hands.	1.2448	0.03890	192	155	27	10
725	You’re just lucky I swung by!	1.2448	0.03890	192	155	27	10
726	But first, I need you to acknowledge your privilege.	1.2446	0.04078	184	150	23	11
727	Only when you admit YOU missed the catch!	1.2446	0.03696	184	145	33	6
728	You've never learned to trust me!	1.2446	0.03615	184	144	35	5
729	Next time I'll pick the shore excursion.	1.2446	0.03853	184	147	29	8
730	You wanna reconsider that pre-nup.	1.2446	0.03615	184	144	35	5
731	Wanna get that? Your phone is ringing.	1.2444	0.04065	180	146	24	10
732	You’re always trying to upstage me.	1.2442	0.03676	172	134	34	4
733	Me Jane. You rich?	1.2440	0.03915	168	133	29	6
734	Don't worry! This works 60 percent of the time.	1.2439	0.04068	164	131	26	7
735	What do you think of my circus course now?	1.2439	0.03718	205	165	30	10
736	Wait! My polish isn’t dry yet.	1.2439	0.03782	164	128	32	4
737	I know this isn't an ideal time, but I'm going to have to let you go. It just isn't working out.	1.2437	0.03839	160	125	31	4
738	No need for thanks. I was swinging by anyway.	1.2437	0.03735	160	124	33	3
739	You are always looking for a handout.	1.2437	0.03819	197	159	28	10
740	See, there are worse things than missing the Super Bowl.	1.2437	0.03750	197	158	30	9
741	you wash your hands?	1.2435	0.03730	193	154	31	8
742	Can I have the Mercedes?	1.2431	0.04045	181	147	24	10
743	I took a Zoom class during lockdown	1.2431	0.03810	181	144	30	7
744	And that's why I always carry my trapeze!	1.2428	0.03923	173	138	28	7
745	Quick,give me the key to the safety deposit box!	1.2426	0.03984	169	135	27	7
746	You have nothing to be ashamed of.	1.2426	0.03894	169	134	29	6
747	Tell me it’s a stupid hobby now, Gene	1.2426	0.03684	202	162	31	9
748	You're right, it's not perfect as a safety net.	1.2420	0.03770	157	122	32	3
749	Yet suddenly no one’s around when MOM needs a hand.	1.2419	0.03533	215	172	34	9
750	Second time's a charm.	1.2418	0.04150	153	122	25	6
751	It's the one where I finish with a death spiral!	1.2418	0.03628	182	143	34	5
752	I just can't seem to get the swing of it.	1.2416	0.04328	149	120	22	7
753	I'm beginning to think we chose the wrong rehearsal space.	1.2414	0.03903	174	139	28	7
754	Only if you promise me top billing in the act.	1.2414	0.04151	174	142	22	10
755	I still think Pilates is better for my core.	1.2412	0.04049	170	137	25	8
756	Can we PLEASE start using the net again?	1.2410	0.03624	195	155	33	7
757	Take the picture now…Take the picture now!	1.2410	0.04202	166	135	22	9
758	Trust me... I watch a lot of TV and I'm overconfident.	1.2410	0.04202	166	135	22	9
759	Have you heard of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?	1.2407	0.03697	216	176	28	12
760	I should have picked a taller man.	1.2406	0.03368	212	167	39	6
761	I'm waving bye-bye.	1.2403	0.04327	154	125	21	8
762	Maybe next time.	1.2403	0.04022	154	122	27	5
763	Equal pay? Sure,I’ll help!	1.2402	0.03908	179	144	27	8
764	Really wishing I hadn’t just put on all that hand cream!	1.2402	0.03908	179	144	27	8
765	Are you going to keep beefing about the cost of my lessons at Circus Fitness?	1.2402	0.03988	179	145	25	9
766	‘No, nets are too expensive,’ you said…	1.2402	0.04291	179	149	17	13
767	Lol I thought Trump was going to “drain the swamp” after making America great again	1.2402	0.03988	179	145	25	9
768	Oh, oh, oh, my mistake…I thought you said ‘LET me go’…oops	1.2400	0.04285	175	145	18	12
769	Good thing I decided to swing by!	1.2400	0.03883	175	140	28	7
770	Third time's a charm.	1.2398	0.03671	171	134	33	4
771	Why do you always blame me?	1.2398	0.04028	171	138	25	8
772	Do you promise to do the dishes?	1.2398	0.04113	171	139	23	9
773	Boy,these team-building exercises are getting extreme!	1.2396	0.03728	192	154	30	8
774	So this is what our therapist meant when they said we overcomplicate our problems	1.2395	0.04092	167	135	24	8
775	Olga and Dimitri's disastrous audition for "Cirque du Everglades"	1.2395	0.04092	167	135	24	8
776	I'm so sorry! However, my nails should be dry in another 30 minutes if you'd care to wait.	1.2395	0.03912	167	133	28	6
777	Now this time, no comments on my form.	1.2394	0.03626	188	149	33	6
778	You ready to buy that net now?	1.2390	0.03833	159	125	30	4
779	Now stand on his head and reach!	1.2390	0.04413	159	131	18	10
780	...and. also empty the dishwasher, right?	1.2390	0.03833	159	125	30	4
781	Honey, does my butt look too big?	1.2390	0.03936	159	126	28	5
782	This seems to be the perfect time to discuss my equal pay concerns…	1.2390	0.03833	159	125	30	4
783	Oops, I said I’d never let you go, but I changed my mind.	1.2390	0.04322	159	130	20	9
784	Okay now, JUMP!	1.2389	0.04045	180	147	23	10
785	Next time don't try to retrieve the golf ball.	1.2389	0.03808	180	144	29	7
786	Oh John, we're finally generating content!	1.2387	0.04302	155	126	21	8
787	Say ‘pretty please’,	1.2387	0.04203	155	125	23	7
788	I told you practicing in the jungle adds another level of suspense	1.2386	0.03662	197	158	31	8
789	Stop complaining, it was either me or the chainsaw juggler.	1.2384	0.04172	151	121	24	6
790	I want the Swiss account, the Mercedes, and Pookie....YES?	1.2384	0.03921	172	138	27	7
791	I gotta hand it to you.	1.2384	0.03921	172	138	27	7
792	Pink to the rescue!	1.2383	0.03854	193	157	26	10
793	Time to take our relationship to the next level.	1.2383	0.03783	193	156	28	9
794	So now you’re happy to support my dream of joining the circus!	1.2383	0.03638	193	154	32	7
795	NOW do you see what I mean about how I'm constantly bending over backwards for you?	1.2381	0.03891	168	134	28	6
796	I don't think that you're a good catch after all!	1.2379	0.03685	206	167	29	10
797	Another man under 6 foot	1.2376	0.03789	181	145	29	7
798	I can see something else that wants to grab you.	1.2373	0.04165	177	146	20	11
799	When you book the forest trapeze, perhaps check beginner next time.	1.2372	0.04179	156	126	23	7
800	Don't you dare tell me not to complain about your choice of where to go for vacation.	1.2372	0.04179	156	126	23	7
801	And we thought the first date was tough...	1.2371	0.03393	194	152	38	4
802	First admit it - you missed that last catch because you were staring at my boobs, right?	1.2370	0.03540	173	135	35	3
803	Now who’s sorry they moisturized this morning?	1.2368	0.04451	152	125	18	9
804	...and you promise to ALWAYS hang the toilet paper with the loose end OVER!	1.2367	0.03960	169	136	26	7
805	High five!	1.2367	0.04383	169	141	16	12
806	My THIRD pass, Lew. Personally, I just don't think it's that quick.	1.2366	0.03796	186	150	28	8
807	This is why I always take a trapeze with me.	1.2365	0.04108	148	118	25	5
808	Too bad, Joe. I know about your affair with the contortionist.	1.2365	0.03782	203	166	26	11
809	O.K., Mr. Houdini, that’s another scrape I’ve gotten you out of ...	1.2364	0.04113	165	134	23	8
810	Close but no cigar!	1.2364	0.03929	165	132	27	6
811	Date night has gotten out of hand.	1.2362	0.03699	199	161	29	9
812	We can do what you want when it's your birthday.	1.2360	0.03893	161	128	28	5
813	There you are Brad! Would you like to renew the car warranty today?	1.2360	0.04181	161	131	22	8
814	Goodbye, Gerald! I warned you I’m a swinger!	1.2360	0.04181	161	131	22	8
815	You get the sinking feeling this could be your final act, Phil?	1.2360	0.04181	161	131	22	8
816	If there's a next time, we'll use a net instead."	1.2360	0.03907	178	144	26	8
817	And you said those classes were useless!	1.2360	0.03655	178	141	32	5
818	And the unicycle girl?	1.2360	0.03987	178	145	24	9
819	this time try a double back flip	1.2360	0.03825	178	143	28	7
820	I’ll swing back after lunch.	1.2360	0.03477	178	139	36	3
821	This was not the kind of swingers club that Brian thought he had signed up for.	1.2360	0.03987	178	145	24	9
822	This is not the adventure honeymoon I envisioned.	1.2359	0.03818	195	159	26	10
823	I'll help you, but I never thought you'd sink this low.	1.2357	0.04489	140	114	19	7
824	You still think my trapeze classes were too expensive?	1.2357	0.04055	157	126	25	6
825	I wish you weren't such a stick-in-the-mud.	1.2356	0.03794	174	139	29	6
826	I’m the one who wanted to go to Paris on vacation.	1.2356	0.03498	191	151	35	5
827	First, do I have your consent?	1.2356	0.04011	191	158	21	12
828	I assume we will no longer have to listen to your mother complaining that my lessons are a waste of time.	1.2356	0.03942	191	157	23	11
829	Sure, I'll be right back with the liability waiver.	1.2353	0.03940	170	137	26	7
830	Probably not a good time to say I told you so?	1.2353	0.04027	170	138	24	8
831	I told you, Google Maps.	1.2353	0.04017	153	122	26	5
832	who’s having a midlife crisis now?	1.2349	0.04193	149	120	23	6
833	Are you sure Cirque du Soleil uses a mud pit?	1.2347	0.03660	196	158	30	8
834	I’m actually here for the 30 clowns underneath you.	1.2346	0.03806	179	144	28	7
835	Now, will you put a ring on it?	1.2346	0.03550	179	141	34	4
836	Still think my circus past is ‘too embarrassing,’ Jim?	1.2346	0.04158	162	132	22	8
837	And you said " we don't need no stinking net!"	1.2346	0.03871	162	129	28	5
838	Tell me the truth. Did you have an affair with my best friend?!	1.2346	0.04158	162	132	22	8
839	You'll never be president again! Never!	1.2346	0.03969	162	130	26	6
840	Of course I’ll save you, but what good is that if we don’t a free hand to record all this on a phone!	1.2345	0.04154	145	116	24	5
841	Last suggestion we take from your mother.	1.2343	0.03861	175	141	27	7
842	These reality shows are getting weirder.	1.2342	0.04131	158	128	23	7
843	Hi, I’m Annette, and you shouldn’t have been working without Annette.	1.2340	0.04346	141	114	21	6
844	Pull my finger.	1.2340	0.04346	141	114	21	6
845	You are correct. I am from the IRS.	1.2340	0.03606	188	150	32	6
846	However this comes out, that rogaine stuff works!	1.2340	0.03606	188	150	32	6
847	Actually, Frank, this is a perfect time to renegotiate that clause in our prenup.	1.2339	0.04006	171	139	24	8
848	Do you trust me?	1.2339	0.03550	171	134	34	3
849	Dammit, Carol, not now.	1.2339	0.04091	171	140	22	9
850	Come on! Grab my hands, cameras are rolling. I can't do this all day.	1.2339	0.04006	171	139	24	8
851	These marital retreats are supposed to foster trust	1.2338	0.03775	154	121	30	3
852	Suzette mistakenly joins Cirque de La Brea.	1.2338	0.03994	154	123	26	5
853	Ok, but what are we?	1.2338	0.04201	154	125	22	7
854	You promise I can get the kitchen remodeled?	1.2337	0.03890	184	150	25	9
855	And you said those circus classes were a waste of time	1.2332	0.03543	193	154	33	6
856	If we survive this couple's retreat, remind me to kill you!	1.2331	0.03850	163	130	28	5
857	Now I know why the trapeze school instructor said my arms were too short.	1.2331	0.04042	163	132	24	7
858	I know this is more aesthetically pleasing, but are you sure I shouldn’t just tie the rope around a palm tree and pull you out?	1.2328	0.03890	189	155	24	10
859	First promise you'll always put the toilet seat back down.	1.2328	0.03817	189	154	26	9
860	I think now is a good time to talk about custody.	1.2326	0.04233	172	143	18	11
861	Frank, you really stuck this landing!	1.2326	0.03720	172	137	30	5
862	Give me the prenup!	1.2326	0.04152	172	142	20	10
863	Ooh. On second thoughts, maybe ask your precious Chat-GPT to save you.	1.2324	0.03794	185	150	27	8
864	No prenuptial agreement, deal?	1.2324	0.03636	185	148	31	6
865	this would be easier if you'd started ozempic when i told you to	1.2323	0.03965	198	165	20	13
866	It's the greatest of ease!	1.2321	0.03867	168	135	27	6
867	This the last time I bail you out. You're not a bank, Henry.	1.2321	0.03867	168	135	27	6
868	I told you swinging can get messy."	1.2320	0.03768	181	146	28	7
869	"No more jokes about my circus background. Ok?"	1.2320	0.03747	194	158	27	9
870	Next time you sink so low, you’re on your own”	1.2318	0.04036	151	121	25	5
871	Don't worry! I've estimated I still got six more attempts before you're fully under.	1.2317	0.03926	164	132	26	6
872	did you empty the dishwasher?	1.2317	0.04112	164	134	22	8
873	Sorry! My parents told me never to pick up strange men!	1.2317	0.03628	164	129	32	3
874	Oops, not again... I'll grab you next time around	1.2316	0.03822	177	143	27	7
875	i TOLD YOU TO RENEW YOUR GYM MEMBERSHIP	1.2316	0.03986	177	145	23	9
876	Only if you promise to stick the landing.	1.2316	0.03649	190	153	30	7
877	Sorry honey, can you reach your bootstraps?	1.2316	0.03942	190	157	22	11
878	First you have to define what "Woke" is!	1.2315	0.03892	203	169	21	13
879	Oh don’t be such a stick in the mud.	1.2313	0.04357	134	108	21	5
880	This is a nice coincidence.	1.2313	0.04103	147	118	24	5
881	See, golf isn't the only sport with a sand trap!!	1.2312	0.03887	160	128	27	5
882	so you promise we’ll spend the holidays at my parent’s house this year and next?	1.2308	0.04052	156	126	24	6
883	I said you need “quick HANDS”, not “quick sand”.	1.2308	0.04152	156	127	22	7
884	I'll swing back and grab you in a bit.	1.2303	0.03885	178	145	25	8
885	Not quite, but you did stick the landing.	1.2303	0.03904	165	133	26	6
886	Quick. Before the clowns arrive.	1.2303	0.03609	165	130	32	3
887	I'll get you out of this trap, with eze!	1.2303	0.03904	165	133	26	6
888	Quicksand is no substitute for a net, Jerry.	1.2299	0.03682	174	139	30	5
889	There's a succulent born every minute.	1.2298	0.03866	161	129	27	5
890	I'm trying to make it look like I'm making an effort but I'm actually okay with you drowning.	1.2297	0.04298	148	121	20	7
891	And Jazz Hands!	1.2293	0.04226	157	129	20	8
892	Now will you acknowledge that acrobatics is a "real" sport?	1.2293	0.03820	157	125	28	4
893	Sleeping with my sister wasn't great, Wallenda.	1.2292	0.04030	144	115	25	4
894	I'm leaving you.	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
895	… but don’t get my hands dirty!	1.2291	0.03783	179	145	27	7
896	Hurry up! The lion sunk without the tamer.	1.2291	0.04102	179	149	19	11
897	Double high-fives!	1.2291	0.04025	179	148	21	10
898	You haven’t fallen into the Slough of Despond, numbskull. You’re depressed because you’ve fallen into quicksand- stop being so literary for once and grab my hands.	1.2289	0.03976	166	135	24	7
899	Are we having fun yet?	1.2289	0.03976	166	135	24	7
900	I’d like to talk to you about your car warranty ..	1.2288	0.04495	153	128	15	10
901	Catch	1.2287	0.04032	188	157	19	12
902	Senator, we know you promised to clean the swamp but you need help.	1.2286	0.03752	175	141	28	6
903	Only if you marry me!	1.2286	0.03923	175	143	24	8
904	Now aren't you glad we brought the trapeeze...	1.2286	0.03838	175	142	26	7
905	Told you I wasn't sure of this swingers club.	1.2284	0.03943	162	131	25	6
906	I told you not to use too much hand lotion!	1.2284	0.03943	162	131	25	6
907	I'm with the Fed's new bail-out program.	1.2283	0.03792	184	150	26	8
908	Another pass for more drama.	1.2282	0.03824	149	118	28	3
909	You should have signed the trapee-nup	1.2282	0.03703	149	117	30	2
910	So, Frank, now seems as good a time as any to discuss your aggressive crypto mansplaining habit….	1.2282	0.04272	149	122	20	7
911	You and your 'no net' policy!	1.2281	0.03982	171	140	23	8
912	Why'd you let go in the first place?	1.2281	0.03621	171	136	31	4
913	Let it go	1.2281	0.03982	171	140	23	8
914	First admit you rolled your eyes when I packed the camping trapeze!	1.2278	0.04202	158	130	20	8
915	Someone call for a Trapeze pickup?	1.2278	0.03903	158	127	26	5
916	But your dating profile said you were a swinger.	1.2273	0.03965	154	124	25	5
917	Next time we use a net!	1.2273	0.03818	176	143	26	7
918	I'm a catch - and release - kind of gal.	1.2273	0.04071	154	125	23	6
919	For the final time, I'm done hanging out with you.	1.2273	0.03985	176	145	22	9
920	Remember, you get to choose the second date!	1.2273	0.03745	154	122	29	3
921	My lawyer will sue you if I get injured while rescuing you.	1.2273	0.03965	154	124	25	5
922	I'm sorry. I just can't commit.	1.2273	0.03965	154	124	25	5
923	No, listen to me, grab my hands and nothing else!!	1.2270	0.03614	185	149	30	6
924	Stop complaining. You slipped away by accident. Really!	1.2270	0.03695	185	150	28	7
925	Just don't ever again say "me Tarzan you Jane", OK?	1.2270	0.03773	185	151	26	8
926	Father always said you would drag me down with you.	1.2270	0.04017	163	133	23	7
927	What do you mean you thought it was my turn to catch YOU?	1.2270	0.03921	163	132	25	6
928	Changing places is not an option!	1.2270	0.04314	141	115	20	6
929	Ed, you're lucky we live in a flyover state.	1.2267	0.03801	150	119	28	3
930	And you thought this talent had no practical use in the real world.	1.2267	0.03917	150	120	26	4
931	Don't worry, I got you! I went to the circus once as a kid.	1.2264	0.03778	159	127	28	4
932	Don't you just love how interactive cirque du soleil has become?	1.2264	0.03778	159	127	28	4
933	Are you willing to talk settlement?	1.2263	0.04633	137	114	15	8
934	Don't ruin my nail polish.	1.2262	0.03651	168	134	30	4
935	So, who gets to pick our next vacation?	1.2262	0.04111	168	139	20	9
936	Not the same old song and dance this vacation,right Frank?	1.2260	0.03980	146	117	25	4
937	I have a hard time letting go but you lied about being single."	1.2260	0.04123	177	148	18	11
938	Are you really sorry for canceling Netflix?	1.2260	0.03964	177	146	22	9
939	I suppose something might be said for the fact you're not in head first this time.	1.2258	0.03942	155	125	25	5
940	Did you sleep with her? Yes or no?	1.2258	0.03724	155	123	29	3
941	You mess with the circus mafia, you gonna end up sleeping with the hippos.	1.2258	0.04149	155	127	21	7
942	Before I save you, I'd like to hear more about the trapeze lessons being a waste of time and money?	1.2258	0.04047	155	126	23	6
943	I told you working with a net was a better idea.	1.2258	0.04047	155	126	23	6
944	Got you…Psyche!	1.2256	0.03710	195	160	26	9
945	There’s no connection, send in the clowns.”	1.2256	0.03994	164	134	23	7
946	How should I know? It's your dream.	1.2254	0.04287	142	116	20	6
947	Don't wiggle your fingers,I am ticklish!	1.2252	0.04114	151	123	22	6
948	Any last messages?”	1.2252	0.04006	151	122	24	5
949	And just one last thing...	1.2251	0.03904	191	159	21	11
950	Why is it always me that does the heavy lifting around here?	1.2250	0.03860	160	129	26	5
951	Cirque du slouleil sinking	1.2248	0.04435	129	105	19	5
952	Help!! Sure,but who is this Jane?	1.2247	0.03780	178	145	26	7
953	Careful, I just had a mani	1.2247	0.03695	178	144	28	6
954	So, about that proposal…	1.2246	0.03888	187	155	22	10
955	I'm letting go if I see a leech.	1.2245	0.04185	147	120	21	6
956	Timing is everything.	1.2245	0.04072	147	119	23	5
957	Last day of professional team development, Clark, and I'm still not seeing any collaborative bandwidth.	1.2245	0.04185	147	120	21	6
958	See, women really CAN do it all!	1.2245	0.03956	147	118	25	4
959	The first two words are - will you.	1.2244	0.04024	156	127	23	6
960	Try again!....The correct answer is?	1.2244	0.04224	156	129	19	8
961	And you promise to come to couples yoga?!	1.2241	0.03834	174	142	25	7
962	But first, tell me you're sorry for divorcing me because I joined the circus.	1.2240	0.03867	183	151	23	9
963	Who's laughing at my circus school Groupon now, Mr. Smarty-pants?	1.2240	0.03955	192	161	19	12
964	I told you it was a bad idea to have sex on this thing!	1.2239	0.04054	134	107	24	3
965	It’s the same safety net as everyone in the country has.	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
966	now do i get my ring	1.2238	0.03897	143	114	26	3
967	Oops, missed. Oops, missed. Oops, missed.	1.2238	0.04373	143	118	18	7
968	Remember, you’re a Wallenda! You’ve fallen and you can get up!	1.2235	0.03708	170	137	28	5
969	On Three	1.2235	0.03801	170	138	26	6
970	This is not what I meant by "let's add more adventure"!	1.2235	0.03676	179	145	28	6
971	Once again,what are you planning to do with the pre-nup?	1.2230	0.03932	148	119	25	4
972	So, what are we?	1.2230	0.04160	148	121	21	6
973	You gotta meet me halfway!	1.2229	0.03453	157	123	33	1
974	This isn't covered in the prenup!	1.2229	0.03453	157	123	33	1
975	The lengths women go to, to date unavailable men.	1.2229	0.04101	157	129	21	7
976	I'm with the Res-que du Soleil unit.	1.2229	0.04132	166	138	19	9
977	Quick, Sandy!	1.2222	0.04419	135	111	18	6
978	So I get the remote for a month, right?	1.2222	0.04456	144	120	16	8
979	Did you use the sanitizer?	1.2222	0.04170	153	126	20	7
980	Show me those jazz hands Phillip!	1.2222	0.04066	153	125	22	6
981	Well, well. If it's not the Daring Young Man.	1.2222	0.03916	162	132	24	6
982	Could you sanitize your hands first?	1.2222	0.04290	162	136	16	10
983	I'll try it from my ankles on the next pass.	1.2216	0.03708	176	143	27	6
984	Did you make the life insurance payment?	1.2216	0.03795	176	144	25	7
985	Cheat on me with the bearded lady will you?	1.2216	0.03880	176	145	23	8
986	Sorry, but my 'greatest of ease' ends where your hands begin.	1.2216	0.03708	176	143	27	6
987	Too bad, Fred. I knew I should have married someone taller.	1.2216	0.04109	167	139	19	9
988	Grab my hands!, and never mock my circus camp again!	1.2216	0.03929	167	137	23	7
989	Sorry to inform you that we chose another candidate for the job.	1.2215	0.04078	158	130	21	7
990	How long have you had this sinking feeling?	1.2215	0.03909	149	120	25	4
991	So close ... sorry."	1.2214	0.04541	140	117	15	8
992	Dammit Kevin, meet me halfway for crying out loud.	1.2214	0.04309	140	115	19	6
993	Wait...did you use hand sanitizer?	1.2209	0.04189	172	145	16	11
994	Still think “Tour of the Everglades” was a good idea?	1.2209	0.03990	163	134	22	7
995	Promise you'll always put the seat back down?	1.2209	0.03796	163	132	26	5
996	After this, I think I want to explore saving other people.	1.2209	0.03796	163	132	26	5
997	I warned you they’d never drain the swamp!!	1.2209	0.03894	163	133	24	6
998	Daring, yes. Young, no. Man, oy vey.	1.2208	0.04247	154	128	18	8
999	I told you joining the Mar-a-Lago circus would have its pitfalls.	1.2207	0.04318	145	120	18	7
1000	Trappeasement is what got us into this situation in the first place.	1.2207	0.04206	145	119	20	6
1001	I just came to say goodbye.	1.2206	0.04000	136	109	24	3
1002	I'm Tarzan's intern.	1.2202	0.03816	168	137	25	6
1003	Do you really care where I got the trapeze?	1.2201	0.04151	159	132	19	8
1004	Looks like someone forgot to chalk up again!	1.2201	0.03415	159	125	33	1
1005	I've been having this sinking feeling about our relationship for a long time	1.2201	0.03853	159	129	25	5
1006	And so then I said, “flip THIS!”	1.2201	0.04054	159	131	21	7
1007	Sorry I’m late! Just had to rescue an international bank.	1.2200	0.04109	150	123	21	6
1008	Good thing you bought really good travel insurance.	1.2200	0.03885	150	121	25	4
1009	Sweetheart, you've never looked better!	1.2200	0.04109	150	123	21	6
1010	Yup, our spouses are going to find out about this...	1.2199	0.04038	141	114	23	4
1011	Now is probably a good time to tell you that I am seeing the circus trapeze artist.	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1012	We can talk about the improbability of a trapeze in the jungle later!	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
1013	you were right, being a swinger is totally awsome	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
1014	This was definitely not on our to-do list.	1.2197	0.04209	132	107	21	4
1015	Aren't you glad you married a trapeze artist?	1.2197	0.03830	173	142	24	7
1016	This is not how we practised this scenario	1.2195	0.03675	164	132	28	4
1017	And you could have put the toilet seat down.	1.2195	0.04062	164	136	20	8
1018	I told you trapeze lessons would be handy instead of pole dancing."	1.2194	0.04222	155	129	18	8
1019	So close but, so far away…	1.2194	0.03804	155	125	26	4
1020	Do you always have to make my routines about you?	1.2193	0.03637	187	153	27	7
1021	You know, I sort of get your point now about always practicing with a net.	1.2192	0.03947	146	118	24	4
1022	Your arms were always too short.	1.2191	0.03671	178	145	27	6
1023	Quite the tourist trap, isn't it?	1.2191	0.03583	178	144	29	5
1024	So,why did you ask me to swing by?	1.2189	0.03701	169	137	27	5
1025	You can do this! Think about the applause.	1.2189	0.03887	169	139	23	7
1026	Are you even trying?	1.2188	0.03620	160	128	29	3
1027	We don't need a net you said!	1.2188	0.03727	160	129	27	4
1028	And you said my trapeze classes were a waste	1.2188	0.03620	160	128	29	3
1029	Say it: 'I want you more than I need you.'	1.2185	0.04191	151	125	19	7
1030	This will make a great TikTok video, be thinking about the music.	1.2185	0.04085	151	124	21	6
1031	We have to stop meeting like this!	1.2185	0.03746	151	121	27	3
1032	I told you this is what you get if you let go.	1.2185	0.04085	151	124	21	6
1033	You never would ask for directions	1.2185	0.04191	151	125	19	7
1034	Next time, grab my bottom. You won't fall off then.	1.2184	0.03539	174	140	30	4
1035	You always told me being swingers had benefits!	1.2184	0.03981	174	145	20	9
1036	Wait... I forgot my phone... I gotta get a picture!	1.2183	0.04135	142	116	21	5
1037	Oh heck, I just did my nails!	1.2182	0.03946	165	136	22	7
1038	Hurry up! I have 15 minutes between Zoom meetings.	1.2182	0.03552	165	132	30	3
1039	I'll have you out with the greatest of ease	1.2182	0.03852	165	135	24	6
1040	My friends told me I could pick up guys if I checked out the bar scene.	1.2182	0.03946	165	136	22	7
1041	Weeeeeeee!	1.2180	0.04314	133	109	19	5
1042	As soon as as the lacquer's dried!	1.2179	0.04097	156	129	20	7
1043	Too bad I'll just swing us both into my glass ceiling.	1.2179	0.03995	156	128	22	6
1044	It's not that deep" you said. Now, about that red Corvette I wanted...	1.2179	0.04294	156	131	16	9
1045	This motherfucker!	1.2179	0.04211	179	153	13	13
1046	And you didn't want to pay for the lessons!	1.2177	0.04040	147	120	22	5
1047	Do I get the TV remote tonight?	1.2177	0.04040	147	120	22	5
1048	Okay, Mr. “I Don’t Need a Net”…	1.2177	0.04040	147	120	22	5
1049	This isn’t what I meant when I said you had to let go of me, but it works.	1.2177	0.04373	147	123	16	8
1050	You Tarzan, me Jane.	1.2176	0.03955	170	141	21	8
1051	C'Mon - Jump!	1.2176	0.03386	170	135	33	2
1052	I said STICK the landing Bob, not GET STUCK.	1.2176	0.03488	170	136	31	3
1053	So near, yet so far.	1.2174	0.04452	138	115	16	7
1054	I'll get you out of this trap ezey!	1.2171	0.04122	175	148	16	11
1055	How'd you get stuck in the 1970s?	1.2171	0.04060	152	125	21	6
1056	I'm ready to take the plunge.	1.2171	0.03840	152	123	25	4
1057	This IS better than goat yoga!	1.2171	0.04370	152	128	15	9
1058	Was this adventure vacation really worth it just to avoid a weekend with my mother?	1.2169	0.04017	166	138	20	8
1059	This isn’t what I had in mind when I suggested we try swinging.	1.2169	0.03831	166	136	24	6
1060	My last partner made the same cute face you are making now!	1.2168	0.04227	143	118	19	6
1061	I suppose you haven't seen the lion tamer?	1.2168	0.04227	143	118	19	6
1062	And you said my pandemic hobbies were a waste of time!	1.2168	0.03987	143	116	23	4
1063	You never bale me out!	1.2167	0.03718	180	148	25	7
1064	So you forgive my affair with the Flying Boldinis?	1.2166	0.04364	157	133	14	10
1065	Now...what were you saying about wanting more space?	1.2166	0.04073	157	130	20	7
1066	Maybe now you’ll understand that I’m letting you go.”	1.2166	0.03868	157	128	24	5
1067	Honey, you really stuck the landing this time.	1.2166	0.03868	157	128	24	5
1068	Ohhhhhh . . . so close! sorry, dear.	1.2164	0.04015	134	108	23	3
1069	At least we aren't school teachers... or we'd have to do this while dodging bullets.	1.2164	0.04285	134	110	19	5
1070	And regarding visiting my family for the holidays…?	1.2162	0.03780	148	119	26	3
1071	I told you the Couple's Circus Lessons Groupon would pay off!	1.2160	0.03686	162	131	27	4
1072	I can swing low but a chariot is out of the question.	1.2160	0.03889	162	133	23	6
1073	Butterfingers!	1.2158	0.04303	139	115	18	6
1074	I suppose I could stretch a little further, but who is this Tiffany who keeps texting you.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1075	Look honey, we're swingers!	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1076	Did you remember to empty the dishwasher, as I had asked?	1.2157	0.04141	153	127	19	7
1077	Before I save you I need to know if clowns freak you out.	1.2155	0.04094	181	154	15	12
1078	I told you...$20 more for a net would be worth it!	1.2153	0.03962	144	117	23	4
1079	And you said my time in the circus would never come in handy.	1.2153	0.03838	144	116	25	3
1080	How I met your Mother.	1.2153	0.04083	144	118	21	5
1081	Not again!	1.2152	0.03630	158	127	28	3
1082	Tarzan, your mother would be ashamed.	1.2152	0.03630	158	127	28	3
1083	Have you been paying the life insurance premiums, sweetheart?	1.2151	0.03549	172	139	29	4
1084	So, does my mother get to visit this weekend or not?	1.2151	0.03825	172	142	23	7
1085	Hi! I'm Jessica from La Brea customer service. How are you enjoying your visit so far?	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
1086	'Hurry we're going to miss the buffet"	1.2148	0.04124	135	110	21	4
1087	I guess this makes me queen of jungle now!	1.2148	0.04103	149	123	20	6
1088	How "Great" do you feel now you cheating SOB?	1.2148	0.03991	149	122	22	5
1089	I'll tell people you worked without a net.	1.2147	0.03576	177	144	28	5
1090	I want a divorce.	1.2147	0.03490	191	156	29	6
1091	Look who wouldn’t have been caught dead asking for my hand.	1.2143	0.04028	140	114	22	4
1092	Jerry had noticed that their harmless lockdown hobby had escalated unpleasantly since 2021.	1.2143	0.04153	140	115	20	5
1093	I’ll grab you and squeeze, with the greatest of ease	1.2143	0.03795	154	125	25	4
1094	And you're not coming into the house until you take off your shoes!	1.2143	0.04117	154	128	19	7
1095	Honey, is your life insurance paid up?	1.2143	0.03795	154	125	25	4
1096	Boy, quick sand really is quick, isn't it?	1.2138	0.03718	159	129	26	4
1097	Is this a good time to bring up that prenup?	1.2137	0.04599	131	110	14	7
1098	Just tell me honestly, have you sanitized your hands?	1.2134	0.04035	164	137	19	8
1099	What are you thinking about that kitchen renovation I mentioned yesterday Chuck?	1.2133	0.04078	150	124	20	6
1100	What am I doing, Brad? Dismantling the patriarchy, one errant half-twisting reverse bird’s nest at a time.	1.2133	0.04187	150	125	18	7
1101	Well, at least the fall didn't kill you.	1.2133	0.04078	150	124	20	6
1102	About that pre-nup, Ralph..."	1.2132	0.04228	136	112	19	5
1103	Meet me half way!	1.2132	0.03822	136	109	25	2
1104	These team building activities are really getting creative	1.2131	0.03823	183	153	21	9
1105	And you wanted to be on "Survivor!"	1.2130	0.03951	169	141	20	8
1106	See ya later, alligator.	1.2129	0.03989	155	128	21	6
1107	Your mood swings give me a sinking feeling.	1.2129	0.03989	155	128	21	6
1108	These Carnival cruise excursions are not what I imagined	1.2129	0.03989	155	128	21	6
1109	Thanks for letting me swing by!	1.2129	0.03882	155	127	23	5
1110	Sorry, but I've only got no-vault insurance.	1.2129	0.03773	155	126	25	4
1111	If you’d paid attention in physics class you’d know this is the last time we’ll be this close.	1.2129	0.04292	155	131	15	9
1112	I’m sorry, but I just did my nails.	1.2129	0.04092	155	129	19	7
1113	Arthur, Do you want to be saved or not?	1.2129	0.04092	155	129	19	7
1114	I'm sorry, the last administration was supposed to drain the swamp.	1.2129	0.04092	155	129	19	7
1115	You should have married that 6-foot, 2-inch skinny girl you liked so much!	1.2129	0.03882	155	127	23	5
1116	Remember when you set my circus hobby will never be useful?	1.2129	0.03660	155	125	27	3
1117	This is what happens when a man refuses to ask directions.	1.2128	0.04127	141	116	20	5
1118	I’ll be right back!	1.2128	0.04127	141	116	20	5
1119	You’re not John!	1.2128	0.04248	141	117	18	6
1120	Promise to do the dishes and take out the garbage?	1.2128	0.04002	141	115	22	4
1121	Are you sure? Sometimes you're so hard to read.	1.2128	0.04248	141	117	18	6
1122	Tell me again where you were last Friday night.	1.2126	0.03957	174	146	19	9
1123	Just so you know, short-armed men should never go anywhere near quicksand!	1.2126	0.03872	174	145	21	8
1124	Who says we’re not swingers?	1.2126	0.03697	174	143	25	6
1125	I told you trapeze lessons would come in handy.	1.2126	0.03872	174	145	21	8
1126	I never loved you, Jerry—I hope your bloated swamp corpse rots in hell.	1.2126	0.04276	127	104	19	4
1127	Mondays.	1.2126	0.04276	127	104	19	4
1128	What's the magic word?	1.2125	0.03589	160	129	28	3
1129	AND you'll do the laundry for six months AND...	1.2125	0.04003	160	133	20	7
1130	So its agreed, we're tearing up the pre-nup?	1.2123	0.03913	146	119	23	4
1131	This is a little more than a "sticky situation" you said you needed help with!	1.2123	0.03913	146	119	23	4
1132	C'mon, honey. Just like we practiced.	1.2123	0.04032	146	120	21	5
1133	Worst swingers' party EVER!	1.2123	0.03628	179	147	26	6
1134	Is this a good time to discuss our pre nuptial	1.2121	0.04306	132	109	18	5
1135	I can save you, but first I need to know if you've had any COVID symptoms...	1.2121	0.03882	132	106	24	2
1136	Say it!!! Say you love me, Marvin!!!	1.2121	0.04013	165	138	19	8
1137	No,no. Use the underhand grip!	1.2121	0.04028	132	107	22	3
1138	I knew quitting school and joining a traveling circus would come in handy someday.	1.2121	0.03730	132	105	26	1
1139	Fine, you were right… this was a terrible place to practice.	1.2121	0.04169	132	108	20	4
1140	Can we please go back to missionary style?	1.2119	0.04368	151	128	14	9
1141	This is the second time this week, Paul.	1.2119	0.04054	151	125	20	6
1142	Say the magic word!	1.2119	0.04638	118	98	15	5
1143	Where's the key to the safety deposit box?	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
1144	Quick!	1.2118	0.03558	170	138	28	4
1145	Give me the damn car keys, this helicopter is costing a fortune!	1.2118	0.03930	170	142	20	8
1146	…only if you promise we don’t have to spend the holidays with your Mother.	1.2117	0.03797	137	110	25	2
1147	The therapist did say we could grow apart if we kept swinging.	1.2117	0.04070	137	112	21	4
1148	And just think, you didn’t want me to join the circus!	1.2116	0.03580	189	156	26	7
1149	I couldn’t find a vine.	1.2115	0.04068	156	130	19	7
1150	Goodbye Dear”	1.2115	0.03860	156	128	23	5
1151	My name is Louise on the flying trapeze.	1.2114	0.03766	175	145	23	7
1152	I'm not feeling the enthusiasm, Doug. Let's try again on the next pass.	1.2114	0.04358	123	101	18	4
1153	I told you we shouldn't have tried to build on a wetland!	1.2113	0.04100	142	117	20	5
1154	I think you’ll really take to the lion taming.	1.2109	0.04388	128	106	17	5
1155	Just two more passes and we'll go viral for sure!	1.2109	0.04007	147	121	21	5
1156	My therapist thinks we have a co-dependent relationship... I'm starting to see what she means.	1.2109	0.03889	147	120	23	4
1157	My eyes are up here!	1.2109	0.04122	147	122	19	6
1158	Betcha didn't think of this when you asked for a divorce, did you?	1.2108	0.03706	166	136	25	5
1159	We should have used a net!	1.2108	0.03803	166	137	23	6
1160	You're lucky I was hanging around!	1.2108	0.03803	166	137	23	6
1161	You know I don't like to say I told you so....	1.2105	0.04165	171	146	14	11
1162	Did you find the engagement ring yet, honey?	1.2105	0.03996	171	144	18	9
1163	Either way, from today on, I'm finding somewhere else to practice.	1.2102	0.03837	157	129	23	5
1164	What are we going to do on our second date?	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1165	I told you those trapeze lessons would come in handy some day.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1166	This is no time to be afraid of helicopters, George!	1.2101	0.03910	138	112	23	3
1167	I mean at least meet me halfway, Greg.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
1168	We seem to be growing apart.	1.2099	0.03656	162	132	26	4
1169	So this is your idea of doing something together?	1.2098	0.04074	143	118	20	5
1170	Remember the times I told you I was shorthanded?	1.2098	0.04309	143	120	16	7
1171	I told you those acrobat classes would come in handy.	1.2098	0.03951	143	117	22	4
1172	I told you the trapeze class would come in handy!	1.2096	0.03587	167	136	27	4
1173	I told you being the damsel isn’t easy!	1.2095	0.04207	148	124	17	7
1174	First, admit that bringing my "trapeze crap" on this vacation was a great idea.	1.2093	0.03975	172	145	18	9
1175	don’t worry I watched a YouTube video	1.2093	0.03709	172	142	24	6
1176	Think of the media coverage this can get...	1.2092	0.03896	153	126	22	5
1177	I'm so lucky your parents sent you to circus camp that summer!	1.2092	0.04214	153	129	16	8
1178	Don’t you wish we had sprung for a net?	1.2090	0.04113	134	110	20	4
1179	Now you know how I feel when you leave the toilet lid up.	1.2090	0.04247	134	111	18	5
1180	Does Tarzan want to tell Jane his sexual fantasy now?	1.2089	0.04120	158	133	17	8
1181	This is where it gets sticky.	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
1182	Care to mansplain that glass ceiling one more time?	1.2087	0.04862	115	97	12	6
1183	I’m Annette!	1.2086	0.04145	139	115	19	5
1184	She was constantly letting herself get sucked into other people’s problems.	1.2086	0.04145	139	115	19	5
1185	The Sinking Wallendas	1.2086	0.03636	163	133	26	4
1186	I can't wait for the satisfaction of telling my mother those trapeze lessons weren't a waste of time and money!	1.2083	0.03568	168	137	27	4
1187	Sorry! Hafta fly!	1.2083	0.04282	144	121	16	7
1188	Oh, c'mon. Don't be such a stick in the mud!	1.2083	0.04167	144	120	18	6
1189	Will you let me drive the Tesla?	1.2083	0.04167	144	120	18	6
1190	Wait,did you use the hand sanitizer?	1.2083	0.04568	120	100	15	5
1191	And I get the remote. Agreed?	1.2083	0.03856	168	140	21	7
1192	We can do this. Just pretend you're Ukraine and I'm NATO	1.2083	0.04036	168	142	17	9
1193	I’ll save you from the dating pool!	1.2083	0.03671	144	116	26	2
1194	Still think joining the circus was a bad idea	1.2081	0.03597	173	142	26	5
1195	Grab my hands. Fonzie III is about to jump the quicksand.	1.2080	0.03983	125	101	22	2
1196	Just like when we were in Vegas... But with gators this time	1.2079	0.03532	178	146	27	5
1197	Only if you let me control the remote from now on.	1.2078	0.04087	154	129	18	7
1198	My, what small hands you have, Donald!	1.2077	0.04327	130	108	17	5
1199	Who cares if they're small? Just GRAB them!!!!	1.2075	0.03793	159	131	23	5
1200	I’ll swing back by in a minute…	1.2074	0.04219	135	112	18	5
1201	Oh? From up in the tree you looked really handsome.	1.2073	0.03718	164	135	24	5
1202	A woman's work is never done!	1.2071	0.03724	140	113	25	2
1203	Gosh, I never realized what small hands you have!	1.2071	0.03860	140	114	23	3
1204	And you accused me of overpacking when I put the trapeze in the carry-on bag.	1.2071	0.03991	140	115	21	4
1205	Serves you right. This is what happens when you leave the circus to get an MBA."	1.2069	0.04254	145	122	16	7
1206	Not getting out of alamony that easy!	1.2067	0.03603	179	148	25	6
1207	Still think nets are for cowards?	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
1208	A lot of good the net did!	1.2065	0.03958	155	129	20	6
1209	Let's say some poignant parting words--just in case...	1.2065	0.03740	155	127	24	4
1210	Now be sure to wipe your feet when you get home.	1.2065	0.03958	155	129	20	6
1211	You would think a miraculously placed trapeze would prompt more confidence than I'm feeling.	1.2063	0.03955	126	102	22	2
1212	I think our act would work better as a one woman show.	1.2063	0.03666	160	131	25	4
1213	You’re still on the unicycle, right?	1.2063	0.03666	160	131	25	4
1214	But first—Democrat or Republican?	1.2061	0.04431	131	110	15	6
1215	Oh, fuck!	1.2061	0.04431	131	110	15	6
1216	Care to meet a real swinging gal?	1.2059	0.03220	170	136	33	1
1217	Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man, ...	1.2059	0.04318	136	114	16	6
1218	Once again, you're coming up a bit short.”	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
1219	You’re lucky I just happen to be swinging by.	1.2057	0.03701	141	114	25	2
1220	So, no March Madness on TV this year, correct?!	1.2057	0.04091	141	117	19	5
1221	No, YOU'RE supposed to be Lord of the Jungle!	1.2057	0.04091	141	117	19	5
1222	Now, speaking freely, what is your opinion of Feminism?	1.2057	0.04091	141	117	19	5
1223	Like we practiced!	1.2056	0.03314	180	146	31	3
1224	Hang on, honey, I’m thinking.	1.2055	0.03493	146	117	28	1
1225	See? I TOLD you trapeze class would be more fun than pole dancing!	1.2055	0.03998	146	121	20	5
1226	Sure it’s a bit of a circus, but what’s the alternative?	1.2053	0.04022	151	126	19	6
1227	Walter. You’re really pissing me off. Reach!	1.2053	0.04130	151	127	17	7
1228	"No I'm not Jane but you're no Tarzan either!"	1.2053	0.03796	151	124	23	4
1229	'Don't pack the trapeze,' you said.	1.2053	0.04022	151	126	19	6
1230	There must be a better way	1.2053	0.03796	151	124	23	4
1231	Maybe the daring young man will try it with the Velcro now.	1.2053	0.04130	151	127	17	7
1232	You picked the wrong week to quit the circus.	1.2051	0.04140	156	132	16	8
1233	OK, next time I swing by just reach up a little higher. I can't do all the work for both of us!	1.2051	0.03828	156	129	22	5
1234	Thanks for dropping in. I’ll catch you later.	1.2050	0.04049	161	136	17	8
1235	Out of your trap with ease.	1.2050	0.03751	161	133	23	5
1236	Tarzan thinks you suck!	1.2048	0.03871	166	139	20	7
1237	It's because you have small hands	1.2047	0.04519	127	107	14	6
1238	A biodegradable safety net… What could possibly go wrong?	1.2045	0.03986	132	108	21	3
1239	I make $10,000 a month working from home. Ask me how!	1.2045	0.04267	132	110	17	5
1240	A lot different than swinging on a vine, eh Tarzan?	1.2045	0.03986	132	108	21	3
1241	And you thought trapeze classes were just for bougie stay-at-homes.	1.2044	0.04031	137	113	20	4
1242	There's no way I can save you, but I did want you to know that I thought about it.	1.2044	0.04031	137	113	20	4
1243	Eric,I sense that an unbridgeable gap has developed between us.	1.2044	0.04031	137	113	20	4
1244	How ironic ! Your name being Sandy.	1.2044	0.04413	137	116	14	7
1245	It’s not what you said , it’s how you said it	1.2044	0.04162	137	114	18	5
1246	When you wake up from this dream, go back to your wife.	1.2042	0.03811	142	116	23	3
1247	Well heck, this is not my circus but unfortunately you are my monkey. You know the drill Armando!	1.2042	0.03940	142	117	21	4
1248	Oh,wait!! I forgot to sanitize my hands!!	1.2041	0.03854	147	121	22	4
1249	Seriously Frank? Anything to avoid dinner with my parents...	1.2041	0.03731	147	120	24	3
1250	What, now circus lessons don't seem so funny anymore?	1.2041	0.03731	147	120	24	3
1251	So, how are you enjoying metaphor camp?	1.2039	0.03773	152	125	23	4
1252	Maybe not with the greatest of ease	1.2039	0.04105	152	128	17	7
1253	Tell me again: who gets credit for thinking of this?	1.2038	0.03806	157	130	22	5
1254	At least you had a soft landing!	1.2037	0.03518	162	132	27	3
1255	Now do you see why Tarzan used a vine?	1.2035	0.04007	113	91	21	1
1256	I can pull you out, but your elephant is a goner.	1.2035	0.03773	172	144	21	7
1257	And YOU thought a swinger’s party would be fun!	1.2035	0.03949	172	146	17	9
1258	The number of times I’ve bent over backwards for you.	1.2035	0.03862	172	145	19	8
1259	It's nice to get out of the office, but they're taking these 'trust your co-workers' exercises a little too far"	1.2034	0.04593	118	99	14	5
1260	You're going to get me that new Tesla....right?	1.2033	0.04313	123	102	17	4
1261	This is how people expect their Tinder dates to go.	1.2030	0.03660	133	107	25	1
1262	I'm starting to regret taking the 'quicksand survival' elective at trapeze school.	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
1263	Did you know it was our anniversary today?	1.2030	0.04369	133	112	15	6
1264	And you said joining Cirque du Soleil would never be of any use anywhere in the real world!	1.2029	0.04502	138	118	12	8
1265	Hand me your wallet!	1.2029	0.03731	138	112	24	2
1266	Jazz Hands, Jimmy!!! More Jazz Hands!!	1.2029	0.03870	138	113	22	3
1267	Does this make me look fat?	1.2027	0.04493	148	128	10	10
1268	1000 TiK Tok likes minimum	1.2027	0.03830	148	122	22	4
1269	Now about your secretary…	1.2026	0.03864	153	127	21	5
1270	‘Butterfingers! Is that you?!’	1.2026	0.03864	153	127	21	5
1271	If only I didn't have T Rex arms ...	1.2026	0.03634	153	125	25	3
1272	I'll grab you on the next pass, that snake is too close for my comfort.	1.2026	0.03514	153	124	27	2
1273	I swear this marriage counseling gets harder every session!	1.2025	0.03676	158	130	24	4
1274	I warned you about using hand cream.	1.2025	0.03991	158	133	18	7
1275	You should have answered my question! Twice I asked you "who is Arlene?"	1.2025	0.03889	158	132	20	6
1276	My thighs can't bend any more!	1.2025	0.03676	158	130	24	4
1277	Did you find the ring?	1.2025	0.03908	163	137	19	7
1278	You really need to work on your extensions, honey	1.2025	0.03809	163	136	21	6
1279	Like we rehearsed! Less sinking!	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
1280	« l I hope you didn’t use my hand cream again! »	1.2017	0.04398	119	99	16	4
1281	If this works, I think we should take the act on the road.	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
1282	Who's the unsafe one now, Mr. Nets-Are-For-Keeping-Mosquitos-Away?	1.2016	0.04173	129	107	18	4
1283	Shockingly,Lilian had neglected to mention her extensive trapeze background on her rescue team application.	1.2016	0.04173	129	107	18	4
1284	Does THIS remind you of my mother?!	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
1285	The Swiss Banking Circus' star trapeze artist; UBS rescues Credit Suisse from the pool of quicksand below.	1.2014	0.04232	139	117	16	6
1286	Got a match?	1.2014	0.04232	139	117	16	6
1287	You can’t use a net like everyone else?	1.2014	0.03845	139	114	22	3
1288	Yes, honey, please honey, You were right again. It is quicksand.	1.2014	0.04354	139	118	14	7
1289	It's too late to lose 20 pounds...	1.2014	0.03845	139	114	22	3
1290	Wait! This'll be more dramatic in a few minutes!	1.2014	0.04107	139	116	18	5
1291	So my brother's going to catch me, and he's going to toss me to our other brother, and then my mom's going to help me back up to the platform, and then I'll be back for you, I promise!	1.2014	0.04354	139	118	14	7
1292	Like our couples therapist says honey, sometimes to love is to let go.	1.2014	0.04132	144	121	17	6
1293	Want to ‘splain to me again, Kevin, how politics and acrobatics are easy?	1.2013	0.03807	149	123	22	4
1294	Told you that Groupon would come in handy.	1.2013	0.04038	149	125	18	6
1295	I'll drop you off here and be back in 5	1.2013	0.03544	159	130	26	3
1296	Just walk out of there, you wimp. You're a centaur!.	1.2013	0.04164	159	136	14	9
1297	Remember, when I pull you up out of there, smile!	1.2012	0.03788	164	137	21	6
1298	And you said the circus was useless	1.2012	0.03788	164	137	21	6
1299	Honey! I said I would marry you! Didn't you hear me? I said I will MARRY YOU!	1.2012	0.04076	169	145	14	10
1300	Me Jane. You screwed.	1.2000	0.04674	120	102	12	6
1301	We're like trapeze in a pond.	1.2000	0.04250	125	104	17	4
1302	Beg me!	1.2000	0.04144	130	108	18	4
1303	I'm so glad you agreed to come on this couples' retreat with me!	1.2000	0.03844	160	134	20	6
1304	If you live, we'll keep it in.	1.2000	0.03740	145	119	23	3
1305	Sorry, but my husband is on to us.	1.2000	0.04123	150	127	16	7
1306	And you thought those trapeze lessons were foolish.	1.2000	0.03952	140	116	20	4
1307	Let's take the act to Florida for the winter, you said!	1.2000	0.04144	130	108	18	4
1308	Nice to meet you. I'm Jane	1.2000	0.03988	145	121	19	5
1309	You know you can't count on me swinging by every time you get in trouble, Elliot.	1.2000	0.03844	160	134	20	6
1310	I told you you'd regret it if we tried swinging.	1.2000	0.04204	140	118	16	6
1311	Men never ask for directions.	1.2000	0.04032	155	131	17	7
1312	Tell me again, Fred, about how sorry you are for complaining about the cost of my gymnastics class!	1.2000	0.03998	130	107	20	3
1313	Aw! So close!	1.2000	0.03988	145	121	19	5
1314	Grasp gently. I just did my nails.	1.2000	0.04179	135	113	17	5
1315	Thanks for calling Cirque du S.O.S.!	1.2000	0.04286	130	109	16	5
1316	And you said packing the EZPortaTrap was a waste of space!	1.2000	0.03820	140	115	22	3
1317	Now whose the fat lady!	1.2000	0.04555	130	111	12	7
1318	As usual, you took the low road, while I take the high one!	1.2000	0.03935	125	102	21	2
1319	I'm working at the circus, but I used to be firefighter.	1.2000	0.03900	150	125	20	5
1320	...and there's an ambulance waiting with 14 clowns in it.	1.2000	0.04250	125	104	17	4
1321	Wait here, I'll go get the car	1.2000	0.04250	125	104	17	4
1322	Wait, I forgot my hand sanitizer!	1.1989	0.03781	176	149	19	8
1323	Well, take your feet out of the stirrups.	1.1989	0.03781	176	149	19	8
1324	Wait let me try that trick just one more time!	1.1988	0.03647	166	138	23	5
1325	Come on, don't be such a stick-in-the-mud!	1.1988	0.03614	161	133	24	4
1326	Charlie it was great working with you!	1.1988	0.03614	161	133	24	4
1327	Okay Fred, you were the top of the human pyramid. How many of you are under there?	1.1987	0.03903	156	131	19	6
1328	Three tries -- you're out.	1.1987	0.03518	151	123	26	2
1329	Calm down! You're sinking slower than SVB did.	1.1987	0.03877	151	126	20	5
1330	I told you life would suck without me!	1.1987	0.04098	151	128	16	7
1331	How can I help?	1.1987	0.03877	151	126	20	5
1332	Next time I’m picking what we do on date night.	1.1987	0.03518	151	123	26	2
1333	Don’t worry. The third time’s the charm.	1.1986	0.03841	146	121	21	4
1334	Just teasing!	1.1986	0.03796	141	116	22	3
1335	Sorry Donald you hands are too small!	1.1986	0.04296	141	120	14	7
1336	Let's try a net instead.	1.1986	0.03660	141	115	24	2
1337	We can't go on meeting like this.	1.1985	0.03819	131	107	22	2
1338	Grow a pair!	1.1985	0.04115	131	109	18	4
1339	Oops. This way is cheaper than a divorce.	1.1984	0.04219	126	105	17	4
1340	I hardly consider this " the greatest of ease".	1.1983	0.04487	121	102	14	5
1341	I distinctly remember: You said we won’t need a net. How’s that working out for you?	1.1976	0.03628	167	139	23	5
1342	I can finally tick this one off my bucket list.	1.1975	0.03551	157	129	25	3
1343	Harold! At last you're reaching out to me ...	1.1974	0.03739	152	126	22	4
1344	What did you say about life insurance?	1.1974	0.03853	152	127	20	5
1345	You're the one who insisted on working without a net!	1.1973	0.03694	147	121	23	3
1346	Use your bootstraps!	1.1973	0.03938	147	123	19	5
1347	I told you Circus Camp is fun!	1.1973	0.03565	147	120	25	2
1348	We’ll rename it The Greatest Show IN Earth.	1.1972	0.04150	142	120	16	6
1349	My mother said, "Don't marry a Wallenda. Don't marry a Wallenda." So what did I do?	1.1971	0.04123	137	115	17	5
1350	Oops! I meant to drop you at the shoreline!	1.1971	0.04252	137	116	15	6
1351	Remember when I read you the parable about the scorpion and the frog?	1.1971	0.03991	137	114	19	4
1352	Don’t worry honey, I’m great at multitasking.	1.1971	0.03854	137	113	21	3
1353	Tippy Tippy Toes	1.1970	0.03637	132	107	24	1
1354	Come on! Reach for me like you are a bank and I am Janet Yellen.	1.1970	0.04087	132	110	18	4
1355	Now you want to hold my hands and look me in the eyes.	1.1970	0.04226	132	111	16	5
1356	Whoops! Maybe that little barmaid will save your sorry ass!	1.1969	0.04336	127	107	15	5
1357	You look different on eharmony"	1.1969	0.04189	127	106	17	4
1358	Hold on. I want to do a double back flip first.	1.1969	0.04189	127	106	17	4
1359	.... as long as you promise to do the dishes and laundry for a lifetime .	1.1969	0.04189	127	106	17	4
1360	Honey, I swear I’m trying to catch you.	1.1969	0.03714	127	103	23	1
1361	OK, this time pull don't push.	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
1362	Trust me. I took Trapeze as an online course during the pandemic."	1.1966	0.03884	117	95	21	1
1363	There! Finally rid of you.	1.1964	0.03404	168	138	27	3
1364	This never would have happened if you weren't rubbing greasy hair cream into your hair.	1.1962	0.03752	158	132	21	5
1365	You had me at 'H-E-L-P!'	1.1962	0.03752	158	132	21	5
1366	C'mon now. With style! With STYLE!	1.1962	0.03530	158	130	25	3
1367	Don't we make a good team?	1.1961	0.03599	153	126	24	3
1368	Oops, back in a sec. I forgot hand sanitizer.	1.1961	0.03941	153	129	18	6
1369	All I asked you to do was make the kids dinner and put them to bed.	1.1961	0.03830	153	128	20	5
1370	Don't forget, dear, I still have to pick up the stuff we ordered before the kids' recital at 6, and I finished OUR taxes. Dinner is on the table when you get home.	1.1961	0.03830	153	128	20	5
1371	For the love of- Guh! Great vacation, Ralph! Really great!	1.1959	0.03671	148	122	23	3
1372	Way to stick the landing.	1.1958	0.03748	143	118	22	3
1373	Dammit, Arno. Reach higher.	1.1958	0.03475	143	116	26	1
1374	Did you wash your hands?	1.1957	0.03965	138	115	19	4
1375	So you know, the vows don't include till quick sand you do part."	1.1957	0.04096	138	116	17	5
1376	I dare you to not call it a sport again...	1.1957	0.03965	138	115	19	4
1377	My arms are too short...on second thought, your arms are too short.	1.1957	0.04096	138	116	17	5
1378	How much is your life insurance policy worth?	1.1957	0.04347	138	118	13	7
1379	Remember that affair you had ...	1.1957	0.03965	138	115	19	4
1380	Wow Bob. You finally stuck the landing.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1381	Next year let's not do spring training in Florida.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1382	Promise not to get any mud in the RV.	1.1953	0.04159	128	107	17	4
1383	No, I can't wait until you're finished peeing.	1.1953	0.04304	128	108	15	5
1384	You realize that our Cirque du Soleil audition is tomorrow, don't you?	1.1951	0.04420	123	104	14	5
1385	The last of the Flailing Wallendas.	1.1951	0.04568	123	105	12	6
1386	Not so daring now, are you?	1.1951	0.04107	123	102	18	3
1387	No, this is cirque de soil.	1.1951	0.04568	123	105	12	6
1388	Tom immediately regretted his role in Susan’s art installation critiquing the American economy.	1.1951	0.04267	123	103	16	4
1389	I told you not to go to the Capitol Building that day!	1.1950	0.03835	159	134	19	6
1390	Sure, I do regret my habitual use of moisturizers right about now. Damn these silky-smooth hands!"	1.1950	0.03730	159	133	21	5
1391	This is our last”Trip of Lifetime” vacation. C. Tom Howes 507 Valley Road Havertown, PA 19083 610-789-3176	1.1948	0.04128	154	132	14	8
1392	So Ethan,do you still think that your "crack" about a 20 year marriage "like being buried alive," still funny?"	1.1948	0.03807	154	129	20	5
1393	Nobody puts Baby in a mud pile.	1.1946	0.03771	149	124	21	4
1394	So, you'll do the dishes -- and take out the trash?	1.1946	0.03649	149	123	23	3
1395	oh sorry, it was the hand cream	1.1946	0.04225	149	128	13	8
1396	And they say you won't meet men hanging around bars.	1.1944	0.04096	144	122	16	6
1397	I notice you haven't said, "Oh, please just leave me alone" lately!	1.1944	0.03976	144	121	18	5
1398	I’m going to have to ask you to stand on your tippy toes on my next pass.	1.1944	0.03453	144	117	26	1
1399	It's swing or swim.	1.1944	0.04826	108	92	11	5
1400	Exposure Therapy is much more exciting than traditional counseling.	1.1942	0.04069	139	117	17	5
1401	I thought you told me we were going out for a drink and then dinner?	1.1940	0.03742	134	110	22	2
1402	Was hoping you would swing by	1.1940	0.03889	134	111	20	3
1403	Stop mansplaining your rescue!	1.1940	0.03889	134	111	20	3
1404	Quick! Are you still having cold feet about marriage?	1.1940	0.03889	134	111	20	3
1405	Trust me, this is tbe best way to overcome your fear of committment.	1.1940	0.04168	134	113	16	5
1406	Come on. Last show of the season. You can do it.	1.1940	0.04031	134	112	18	4
1407	After this, I swear to god, you remind me one more time how you 'carried me' through acrobat academy...	1.1940	0.04168	134	113	16	5
1408	Hang tight, I’ll swing by again in a few.	1.1940	0.04031	134	112	18	4
1409	I never could have done this before Ozempic	1.1940	0.04031	134	112	18	4
1410	I told you you would end up regretting that silly little TRO.	1.1940	0.04168	134	113	16	5
1411	I had no idea this couples counseling would be so life or death!	1.1939	0.03428	165	136	26	3
1412	It's not that I don't have the upper body strength .. I have trust issues.	1.1938	0.04129	129	108	17	4
1413	And we'll take Mom on the cruise with us, right honey?	1.1938	0.04129	129	108	17	4
1414	Don't give up! Just forget the "short arm" comment.	1.1938	0.04129	129	108	17	4
1415	There’s really no good time to tell you this, but I’m leaving you for Vince.	1.1935	0.04077	124	103	18	3
1416	Now maybe you’ll stop complaining about my circus job.	1.1935	0.03672	155	129	22	4
1417	If you wanted to reach out to me, you could’ve just called	1.1935	0.04387	124	105	14	5
1418	Your're better suited for Sink du Soleil.	1.1933	0.04509	119	101	13	5
1419	Alan was never very good about reaching out	1.1933	0.04182	119	99	17	3
1420	Needless to say, we never saw eachother again. But anyway... is this your first time speed-dating?	1.1933	0.04182	119	99	17	3
1421	I'll get you right out with the greatest of ease.	1.1931	0.03569	145	119	24	2
1422	Would you like to reconsider that new kitchen?	1.1931	0.03701	145	120	22	3
1423	Now are you glad you sprung for the Cirque du Soleil tickets?	1.1931	0.04070	145	123	16	6
1424	Honey, I insist that you meet me halfway on this!	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
1425	See Todd, I told you those trapeze artist lessons I took would be useful!"	1.1930	0.04109	114	94	18	2
1426	I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go.	1.1929	0.04042	140	118	17	5
1427	If this doesn't work, the clown car is on its way.	1.1929	0.04042	140	118	17	5
1428	Now do you think my jazzercise class paid off?	1.1929	0.04407	140	121	11	8
1429	Quick, or our circus act is sunk.	1.1927	0.04219	109	90	17	2
1430	Hear's looking at you kid.	1.1926	0.04271	135	115	14	6
1431	I didn't mean to drop you in it, honest	1.1926	0.03863	135	112	20	3
1432	So much for flying through the air with the greatest of ease. NOW, will you try pickleball?	1.1926	0.04139	135	114	16	5
1433	I'm the headliner in the act from now on, right?	1.1926	0.03717	135	111	22	2
1434	Yes,earlier I did say eating that fried chicken was gonna kill you. But maybe if you used a napkin	1.1923	0.04100	130	109	17	4
1435	Wait! You didn't mask and your hands aren't washed.	1.1923	0.03952	130	108	19	3
1436	Smile! The audience wants happy!	1.1923	0.03798	130	107	21	2
1437	You were right, we’re not kids anymore.	1.1923	0.03871	156	132	18	6
1438	Just thought I'd swing by and see if you needed anything.	1.1920	0.04204	125	105	16	4
1439	I just feel like I'm always the one giving more than 50%.	1.1920	0.04204	125	105	16	4
1440	Who’s looking like a clown now?	1.1920	0.04641	125	108	10	7
1441	When we swing low, they reach high	1.1920	0.04204	125	105	16	4
1442	Wait, wasn't that you I saw with the bearded lady?	1.1918	0.03926	146	123	18	5
1443	What a coincidence - I'm "Sandy" too.	1.1918	0.03926	146	123	18	5
1444	Don't worry, it's fake quick sand.	1.1918	0.03677	146	121	22	3
1445	Jazz hands!	1.1917	0.04315	120	101	15	4
1446	Remember that time you yelled “You’re not the boss of me” ?	1.1917	0.04315	120	101	15	4
1447	You never take a sincere interest in my hobbies!	1.1916	0.03696	167	141	20	6
1448	Let’s do it again until it’s perfect.	1.1915	0.03755	141	117	21	3
1449	Quick Sandi here to help you.	1.1915	0.03887	141	118	19	4
1450	Oops! Let's try that again!	1.1915	0.03755	141	117	21	3
1451	Any sign of my keys down there?	1.1915	0.03755	141	117	21	3
1452	And you said acroyoga classes were a waste of time.	1.1915	0.03617	141	116	23	2
1453	I TOLD you not to have a quick sandwich.	1.1915	0.03474	141	115	25	1
1454	And they said I wasted my youth!	1.1915	0.04016	141	119	17	5
1455	Did you use the hand sanitizer?	1.1914	0.03770	162	137	19	6
1456	Well, where’s your toxic masculinity now, tough guy?	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
1457	I told you to be careful in Washington	1.1913	0.04924	115	100	8	7
1458	I told you my circus training would come in handy!	1.1913	0.03885	115	94	20	1
1459	It's time to let go of me.	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
1460	Don't worry dear, I've had a high success rate of 85% sofar.	1.1912	0.03976	136	114	18	4
1461	I will swing by in few seconds if you are still around.	1.1912	0.03692	136	112	22	2
1462	No no no... not a used Mercedes Benz.	1.1912	0.03976	136	114	18	4
1463	Honey, now is NOT the time to ask if I washed my hands!	1.1912	0.03976	136	114	18	4
1464	This is not what I meant when I asked if you'd swing.	1.1911	0.03515	157	130	24	3
1465	By grabbing these hands you accept our terms and conditions."	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
1466	I always said you were a stick in the mud.	1.1908	0.03924	131	109	19	3
1467	I'm sorry to have to tell you like this, but I'm just not that into you.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
1468	You know we just can't connect when you're all tense.	1.1908	0.04071	131	110	17	4
1469	Don’t worry Tarzan, the return to work is an adjustment for all of us.	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
1470	Are you going to wear that shirt?	1.1908	0.04040	152	130	15	7
1471	Like it or not, I'm in control now.	1.1908	0.03583	152	126	23	3
1472	Next time, let's just stick with the net.	1.1905	0.03780	147	123	20	4
1473	Honey, I thought it was your turn to bring the net.	1.1905	0.03689	126	103	22	1
1474	Quicksand Trapeze Rescue Corp at your service!	1.1905	0.03780	147	123	20	4
1475	I'd help, but every little thing seems to affect my FICO score.	1.1905	0.03780	147	123	20	4
1476	So we’re agreed: leaving the seat down is a done deal…	1.1905	0.04323	126	107	14	5
1477	You know, other acrobats work with a net.	1.1905	0.03857	126	104	20	2
1478	I'd like to talk to you about extending your warranty...	1.1905	0.03901	147	124	18	5
1479	Nooo, the mortgagee hasn't been paid off yet	1.1905	0.04173	126	106	16	4
1480	'Are you taking me to Tiffanys'	1.1901	0.03594	142	117	23	2
1481	Are you going to tell me where you really were last night?	1.1901	0.03769	121	99	21	1
1482	Me Jane, but you’re no Tarsan!	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
1483	I hope that pork chop you had for lunch was worth it.	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
1484	I'm flexible. Are you?	1.1899	0.03378	158	130	26	2
1485	You still think you are daring and young	1.1899	0.03826	158	134	18	6
1486	UBS coming for Credit Suisse	1.1899	0.03930	158	135	16	7
1487	Come on out of there, sweetie. No more drowning in your work. Let's go eat some nachos.	1.1898	0.03811	137	114	20	3
1488	So let's talk for a sec about who gets top billing...	1.1898	0.03950	137	115	18	4
1489	You've sanitized your hands, right?	1.1898	0.04213	137	117	14	6
1490	I hate it when there's no division of labor!	1.1898	0.03950	137	115	18	4
1491	So you can do this 'with the greatest of ease,' you say?"	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
1492	Well, honey, we did agree you wanted a soft landing.	1.1894	0.04043	132	111	17	4
1493	I thought that a remote beach vacation would bring back the romance.	1.1892	0.03503	148	122	24	2
1494	That's enough practice for today. We will continue tomorrow.	1.1892	0.03994	148	126	16	6
1495	You put on weight and this is what happens!	1.1892	0.03877	148	125	18	5
1496	If my hands were only bigger.	1.1892	0.03632	148	123	22	3
1497	Honey, why do i always have to do the heavy lifting ?	1.1892	0.04705	111	95	11	5
1498	So, are my Pilates classes still a 'silly waste of time', Harold?	1.1892	0.03757	148	124	20	4
1499	Now, Mr. Barnum, about that raise...	1.1890	0.04573	127	110	10	7
1500	Hang in there! #	1.1890	0.03662	127	104	22	1
1501	Not until you admit my trapeze lessons were NOT a waste of money. Say it!	1.1888	0.03837	143	120	19	4
1502	Isn't it enough that I have to bend over backwards for you.	1.1888	0.04086	143	122	15	6
1503	I said "daring," not darling.	1.1888	0.03707	143	119	21	3
1504	Still think attending that Circus Camp was a waste of time Irv?	1.1888	0.03837	143	120	19	4
1505	I told you. ALWAYS work with a net.	1.1887	0.03588	159	133	22	4
1506	Stand Up and I’ll save you!	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
1507	As I mentioned: watching Tarzan movies isn't enough.	1.1887	0.03907	159	136	16	7
1508	Hheellpp!! -- Please save me from this damned swing!!	1.1885	0.04250	122	103	15	4
1509	Who's laughing at my circus training now?	1.1884	0.03496	138	113	24	1
1510	Man up.	1.1884	0.03923	138	116	18	4
1511	You have to make some promises	1.1884	0.03923	138	116	18	4
1512	When you said you were feeling swamped, I just had to swing by a give you a hand.	1.1884	0.04184	138	118	14	6
1513	Do you REALLY think I'm pretty?	1.1884	0.03644	138	114	22	2
1514	Have you considered that maybe you’re not doing enough to raise yourself up?	1.1884	0.03923	138	116	18	4
1515	Gwen swore this would be the last time she’d bend over backwards to save the relationship.	1.1884	0.03786	138	115	20	3
1516	I’m at the end of my rope and I can’t keep coming back again and again!	1.1883	0.03884	154	131	17	6
1517	Isn't this the swamp Trump was going to drain???	1.1880	0.04691	117	101	10	6
1518	Mom always said, "Never leave home without your trapeze." But I never really bought in, until now.	1.1880	0.04845	117	102	8	7
1519	I’ve got a sinking feeling . You ?	1.1880	0.03826	117	96	20	1
1520	Lucky for you the circus is in town.	1.1880	0.04014	117	97	18	2
1521	Next time, if there is one, don't grease your hands first.	1.1880	0.04289	133	114	13	6
1522	Don't worry. I've been practicing for just this opportunity my entire life!	1.1880	0.04420	133	115	11	7
1523	Still regret marrying into the Wallendas?	1.1880	0.03720	133	110	21	2
1524	Next time you cheat, remember: I am the catcher.	1.1880	0.04154	133	113	15	5
1525	Sanitizer?	1.1880	0.04015	133	112	17	4
1526	Just one little ,"Sorry" & you're back in the swing of things.	1.1879	0.03482	149	123	24	2
1527	I told you we couldn't afford a safety net; just don't let go over the quicksand!	1.1879	0.03853	149	126	18	5
1528	What was that comment you made about my hair again, Darling?	1.1879	0.03349	149	122	26	1
1529	Not inspired by Alexander Calder..	1.1879	0.03610	149	124	22	3
1530	Uh oh, maybe my therapist was right...	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
1531	I said “jump to the hands! Quick!” Not “jump to the quick sand”!	1.1875	0.03938	144	122	17	5
1532	Missed me. Missed me. Now you gotta kiss me.	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
1533	You said that you wanted to work without a net.	1.1875	0.03802	128	106	20	2
1534	I told you, honey, you're no Wallenda!	1.1875	0.03683	144	120	21	3
1535	Darling, you're strong and independent. Set your goal and move towards it and I'll always be around for support.	1.1875	0.03637	128	105	22	1
1536	Bet you’re glad for my pilates membership now!	1.1875	0.03676	160	135	20	5
1537	Just a little higher...	1.1875	0.03683	144	120	21	3
1538	If I stand on my tiptoes we can almost touch!	1.1875	0.03938	144	122	17	5
1539	I’m sure he’ll get credit for saving me somehow	1.1875	0.04113	128	108	16	4
1540	You're sleeping on the couch tonight.	1.1871	0.03761	139	116	20	3
1541	C'mon! We practiced this!	1.1871	0.04029	139	118	16	5
1542	I think I just trapeed in my pants!!!	1.1871	0.04156	139	119	14	6
1543	Open the door and see all the people.	1.1870	0.04057	123	103	17	3
1544	Sure…next time you can be on the trapeze.	1.1870	0.03889	123	102	19	2
1545	Try not to get me wet.”	1.1870	0.03889	123	102	19	2
1546	I told you I was coming back.	1.1870	0.03714	123	101	21	1
1547	Sorry, is it rude to swing by when you're up to your neck?	1.1870	0.04218	123	104	15	4
1548	I still don't know why we can't just walk around this puddle	1.1870	0.04218	123	104	15	4
1549	Why do i always have to swoop in and save you?	1.1870	0.04218	123	104	15	4
1550	This isn’t what I meant when I said learn to let go, Karen.	1.1870	0.04218	123	104	15	4
1551	No! This doesn't mean that we're swingers.	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
1552	If you say, "Swing by here often?" one more time, I'm leaving you there.	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
1553	Sorry.	1.1867	0.03784	166	142	17	7
1554	Up or down?	1.1867	0.03829	150	127	18	5
1555	I’ll make sure my next husband pays better attention during the lessons.	1.1867	0.03588	150	125	22	3
1556	After we join hands, then what?	1.1866	0.03540	134	110	23	1
1557	Oh, I could reach you but really I'm just waving goodbye.	1.1866	0.04126	134	114	15	5
1558	Did you wash with regular or disinfectant soap?	1.1866	0.04260	134	115	13	6
1559	Would you stop pointing at people!	1.1866	0.03695	134	111	21	2
1560	I got my stretch pants on.	1.1866	0.03987	134	113	17	4
1561	Still think marble countertops are a ‘ damn waste of money?’	1.1866	0.04126	134	114	15	5
1562	This is EXACTLY what I thought adulthood would be like!	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
1563	TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT	1.1862	0.03527	145	120	23	2
1564	There is no net.	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
1565	How's the swamp draining?	1.1860	0.04370	129	111	12	6
1566	So close," she says... "keep trying," she says..	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
1567	Wait for the photographer to say "Ready"	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
1568	True love is knowing when to let go,dear!	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
1569	Wait for the drumroll to finish Honey	1.1859	0.03838	156	133	17	6
1570	Are you happy now with your exploration vacation?	1.1859	0.03616	156	131	21	4
1571	So, John; would you like to participate in our circus next Saturday?	1.1857	0.04129	140	120	14	6
1572	I told you that the extra butter on popcorn was a bad idea.	1.1857	0.03737	140	117	20	3
1573	OK, Mr. "I don't need a net", you better hope I can save your sorry butt now!	1.1857	0.03737	140	117	20	3
1574	You can't say I didn't try	1.1857	0.04129	140	120	14	6
1575	This isn’t what I had in mind when you suggested we start swinging.	1.1857	0.03872	140	118	18	4
1576	Help me! This bar is trying to break my legs!	1.1855	0.04027	124	104	17	3
1577	Hi, I'm Tarz-Ann.	1.1855	0.04187	124	105	15	4
1578	I always knew you were a stick-in-the mud but this is ridiculous.	1.1855	0.03861	124	103	19	2
1579	Come on Henry. Have some fun. Don't be such a stick in the mud.	1.1855	0.03861	124	103	19	2
1580	Careful! I had my nails done this morning.	1.1855	0.04340	124	106	13	5
1581	Your ad said that you like to swing	1.1852	0.03670	135	112	21	2
1582	Just give me another half an hour, my nails are still drying.	1.1852	0.03960	135	114	17	4
1583	This is what happens when the clowns in charge don’t drain the swamp!	1.1852	0.04097	135	115	15	5
1584	I told you that you should Swipe Right	1.1849	0.03765	146	123	19	4
1585	That's not what they meant when they said to stick the landing, honey!	1.1849	0.03637	146	122	21	3
1586	We need to talk.	1.1849	0.03505	146	121	23	2
1587	That marriage counseler sure does have some strange ideas.	1.1849	0.03637	146	122	21	3
1588	That wasn't my idea of swinging singles!	1.1849	0.03637	146	122	21	3
1589	Anyhow, I really appreciate you watching my classroom while I stepped out to use the restroom.	1.1849	0.03765	146	123	19	4
1590	I’m sorry, but this is the only way to cure your hiccups.	1.1849	0.04297	119	101	14	4
1591	Oh my, you’re so close.	1.1849	0.04128	119	100	16	3
1592	Don't complain to me - complain to P. C. Vey - he's the one who got you into this mess.	1.1849	0.03768	119	98	20	1
1593	You are going to have to wash your hands first.	1.1846	0.04339	130	112	12	6
1594	Now just reach out with the greatest of ease.	1.1846	0.04055	130	110	16	4
1595	Adios, Ken! I’m sleeping with the lion tamer.	1.1846	0.04055	130	110	16	4
1596	I can buy myself flowers.	1.1846	0.03749	130	108	20	2
1597	I told you talc was important	1.1846	0.03905	130	109	18	3
1598	I pick up men on my own terms.	1.1846	0.04055	130	110	16	4
1599	Would you describe us as in a committed relationship?	1.1842	0.04417	114	97	13	4
1600	A net just doesn't provide the right incentive.	1.1842	0.03290	152	125	26	1
1601	Oh, and YOU got the movie contract…	1.1842	0.03666	152	128	20	4
1602	We'll go back to using a net.	1.1842	0.04238	114	96	15	3
1603	And Mom said I’d never use my circus degree in the real world.	1.1840	0.03833	125	104	19	2
1604	I meant it when I said I grew up in a circus.	1.1840	0.03660	125	103	21	1
1605	Next time you go for a jog, leave the ankle weights at home.	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
1606	Why do I have to fix everything?	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
1607	So we agree to forgo the prenup, yes	1.1838	0.03792	136	114	19	3
1608	Well,it was a nice try.	1.1838	0.03933	136	115	17	4
1609	Timing is key. Did you pay the life insurance?	1.1838	0.03792	136	114	19	3
1610	But first I need to know - Trump: pro or con?	1.1837	0.04098	147	127	13	7
1611	Give me a hand.	1.1837	0.03615	147	123	21	3
1612	Will you finally clean out the garage?	1.1835	0.04729	109	94	10	5
1613	Me Jane...feel me?	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
1614	Stay still, Billy. The AI will fix our fingers pretty soon	1.1833	0.03922	120	100	18	2
1615	Now, about that 30% salary gap. . .	1.1833	0.04264	120	102	14	4
1616	Wrong day to coddle your hands with that smooth and silky lotion.	1.1833	0.03922	120	100	18	2
1617	Last chance - can my mother stay with us?	1.1833	0.04425	120	103	12	5
1618	Is Milo still holding on to your feet?	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
1619	If this doesn’t work I’ll have to watch Ted Lasso without you!	1.1833	0.03739	120	99	20	1
1620	Now you know what it feels like being married to you.	1.1832	0.03877	131	110	18	3
1621	I bet you didn’t know I was a swinger	1.1832	0.04026	131	111	16	4
1622	I told you to call Fire and Rescue, not Barnum and Bailey.	1.1832	0.03562	131	108	22	1
1623	Don't complain, we came here to get away from the 'net.	1.1831	0.03688	142	119	20	3
1624	You're bogging down our act!	1.1831	0.04195	142	123	12	7
1625	This isn’t gonna work. Just have the Mime throw me a rope.	1.1831	0.04074	142	122	14	6
1626	Just thought I'd swing by to say 'hi.'	1.1831	0.03688	142	119	20	3
1627	Tell me the truth. How many affairs have you really had?	1.1831	0.03821	142	120	18	4
1628	Oops! sorry, I would if I could but my arms are too short.	1.1831	0.03821	142	120	18	4
1629	Quick! The lion just left his platform.	1.1830	0.03524	153	128	22	3
1630	Don't worry honey, I'm famous for my Quicksand Quick Hands routine.	1.1830	0.03399	153	127	24	2
1631	Now who's the "daring young Man"?	1.1826	0.03823	115	95	19	1
1632	Get ready. On the count of three.	1.1826	0.04018	115	96	17	2
1633	These ab workouts are getting out of hand.	1.1825	0.03805	126	105	19	2
1634	Look at my eyes. Don’t stare at the alligator!	1.1825	0.04276	126	108	13	5
1635	You will have to do a flip when I pick you up	1.1825	0.03455	126	103	23	0
1636	Hi Tarzan, I'm Jane, chief trapeze instructor. Don't worry, it gets easier.	1.1825	0.04125	126	107	15	4
1637	I am the EMT - emergency medical trapezist.	1.1825	0.04276	126	108	13	5
1638	You always have to make everything a show	1.1825	0.03622	137	114	21	2
1639	My course at Florida's Circus College didn't cover this, but I'll try it!	1.1825	0.03767	137	115	19	3
1640	I told you not to use that greasy kid stuff.	1.1825	0.04173	137	118	13	6
1641	The listing did say “remote work.”	1.1825	0.03622	137	114	21	2
1642	This is not the kind of roll play I signed up for, honey!	1.1825	0.03907	137	116	17	4
1643	Before I leave you, I want to tell you my pronouns.	1.1824	0.03718	148	125	19	4
1644	Oh so now you want to know what it’s like to feel supported”	1.1824	0.03592	148	124	21	3
1645	A peek at Cirque du Soleil’s new show: Quicksand Rendezvous.	1.1824	0.03718	148	125	19	4
1646	You’re gonna have to make this a quickie.	1.1824	0.03553	159	134	21	4
1647	Have you got any hand sanitizer?	1.1818	0.03697	132	110	20	2
1648	Honey, I don't think you're really trying.	1.1818	0.04277	132	114	12	6
1649	I'd grab you but I'm not in network	1.1818	0.03665	143	120	20	3
1650	Now, as I pull you up, don't forget to twirl and smile.	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
1651	I swung with Tarzan. I knew Tarzan. Tarzan was a friend of mine. Mister you’re no Tarzan.	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
1652	Say it Henry: Circus class was NOT frivolous.	1.1818	0.04140	132	113	14	5
1653	Well...it was you insisting on "soft sand" rather than a net.	1.1818	0.03537	132	109	22	1
1654	Quicksand is a way bigger problem as an adult than I could have imagined.	1.1818	0.03924	143	122	16	5
1655	Are you a MAGA ?	1.1818	0.03797	143	121	18	4
1656	Say, isn't this how you got in there in the first place?	1.1818	0.03958	154	133	14	7
1657	Excellent Frederick, just a couple more morning HITT exercises to go !	1.1818	0.04140	132	113	14	5
1658	I've gone from trapeze artist to trapeze first responder.	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
1659	So, what was the floozy’s name?	1.1812	0.04015	138	118	15	5
1660	Grab my hands Andre, this is our ticket to getting that gig with Cirque du Soleil!	1.1812	0.03598	138	115	21	2
1661	Say it! Say it! Say "Circus Camp is a valid summer experience!"	1.1812	0.03742	138	116	19	3
1662	‘We don’t need a net,’ you said. ‘I don’t believe in nets,’ you said.	1.1811	0.03940	127	107	17	3
1663	I think its about time I told you Im not a accountant	1.1811	0.03940	127	107	17	3
1664	Extend quickly on my next pass.	1.1811	0.03608	127	105	21	1
1665	And grocery shopping for a week, too?	1.1811	0.03431	127	104	23	0
1666	I knew I should have married a taller man!	1.1811	0.03778	127	106	19	2
1667	MY MOTHER SAID THAT YOU WOULD BE A GOOD CATCH FOR ME.	1.1811	0.04245	127	109	13	5
1668	I haven’t made up my mind yet	1.1811	0.03608	127	105	21	1
1669	I’ve always been head over heels for needy men”	1.1811	0.03940	127	107	17	3
1670	So long, sucker. I'll tell them it was an accident. No one will ever be the wiser.	1.1810	0.03794	116	96	19	1
1671	I can’t hang around with you Harold. You always bring me down.	1.1810	0.04515	116	100	11	5
1672	I told you not to feed the fish!	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
1673	Woops, darling.	1.1806	0.03715	155	132	18	5
1674	Don't worry, that sand should break your fall...	1.1806	0.03641	144	121	20	3
1675	And you said I would never get to use those trapeze lessons	1.1806	0.03506	144	120	22	2
1676	I said 'swing in the breeze', not 'cling to a trapeze.'	1.1806	0.03899	144	123	16	5
1677	Im the swinger you heard of.	1.1805	0.03672	133	111	20	2
1678	I told you my burlesque workout class would pay off someday.	1.1805	0.04111	133	114	14	5
1679	In you go!	1.1805	0.03970	133	113	16	4
1680	By the way, I had an affair with a trapeze artist.	1.1805	0.03824	133	112	18	3
1681	Admit I was right and this won't end badly for you.	1.1805	0.03970	133	113	16	4
1682	And again, how long can my mother stay?	1.1803	0.03863	122	102	18	2
1683	Are you quiet quitting?	1.1803	0.04199	122	104	14	4
1684	‘Quick, hands!’	1.1803	0.03863	122	102	18	2
1685	I like how you sink.	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
1686	Hello, Barnum. My name is Bailey, and I'll be your rescuer today. But don't expect this to lead to anything.	1.1803	0.03495	122	100	22	0
1687	I didn't think anyone would sink low enough to try that pickup line on me.	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
1688	Are your hands clean?	1.1800	0.03792	150	128	17	5
1689	Maybe we should have sprung for the safety net istead.	1.1799	0.03855	139	118	17	4
1690	This will show on your credit card bill as a dog rescue	1.1799	0.03717	139	117	19	3
1691	Did Tinder mention that I'm a swinger?	1.1799	0.04116	139	120	13	6
1692	I am so tired of these experimental couples therapy sessions.	1.1799	0.03855	139	118	17	4
1693	I told you it was safer than a net....	1.1799	0.03855	139	118	17	4
1694	Mommy’s here!	1.1799	0.03855	139	118	17	4
1695	I told you we worked without a net!	1.1799	0.03855	139	118	17	4
1696	Only because it's your turn to do the dishes!	1.1799	0.03855	139	118	17	4
1697	Using a net, brilliant; finding location for net, not so much.	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
1698	Not what I had in mind for a swinging date	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
1699	Out of the fire and into the frying pan; Again	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
1700	This isn't what I meant by trying out new couple bonding methods.	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
1701	Not this time Bob - your single minded focus on the 'to have and to hold' clause has become tiresome	1.1797	0.03751	128	107	19	2
1702	Hi, Pitfall Harry, I'm here to rescue you from the 80's.	1.1797	0.03911	128	108	17	3
1703	Next time, I get to pick which reality show we go on.	1.1795	0.03764	117	97	19	1
1704	Remember that time you dropped me?	1.1795	0.04137	117	99	15	3
1705	I told you those acrobatics classes weren't a waste of money!	1.1795	0.03955	117	98	17	2
1706	Isn’t this how you fell in?	1.1795	0.03563	117	96	21	0
1707	I bet now you’re not thinking that my Sunday afternoon ‘“girls can learn how to be trapeze artists” group was the stupidest hobby I have ever had anymore, do you?	1.1795	0.03803	156	134	16	6
1708	There HAS to be an easier way to avoid jury duty.	1.1793	0.03748	145	123	18	4
1709	When you called me a bitch is when I realized I had to let you go.	1.1793	0.03996	145	125	14	6
1710	I'll get ya on the way back.	1.1793	0.03484	145	121	22	2
1711	On the bright side, at least our taxes are done.	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
1712	Still think trapeze classes were a waste of money?	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
1713	I’ll never let go Jack… whoops.	1.1791	0.03490	134	111	22	1
1714	Who needs a safety net, he said.	1.1789	0.04168	123	105	14	4
1715	First, we need to put this on Instagram.	1.1789	0.04325	123	106	12	5
1716	Well, you flew through the air with the greatest of ease.	1.1789	0.04005	123	104	16	3
1717	Promise?	1.1789	0.04623	123	108	8	7
1718	Damnit we have to take the picture again. Your friend mistimed the flash	1.1788	0.03399	151	126	23	2
1719	Oops Sorry, they'll believe me when I say it was an accident.... Right?	1.1788	0.03884	151	130	15	6
1720	And you said acro-yoga was a frivolous and impractical expense	1.1788	0.03527	151	127	21	3
1721	I wasn't having an affair; I was actually taking acrobatics.	1.1786	0.03551	140	117	21	2
1722	Who do you think your are? George Plimpton?	1.1786	0.03551	140	117	21	2
1723	Wait - I’ll get you on my next pass	1.1786	0.03551	140	117	21	2
1724	Don’t fret, I’ll send in the clowns!	1.1786	0.04433	112	96	12	4
1725	Who's the freak now, Frank?	1.1786	0.04611	112	97	10	5
1726	You of all people should know my knees can withstand anything.	1.1786	0.03829	140	119	17	4
1727	Oh! It's my break time...be back for you soon...	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
1728	You aren't my first rescue and you won't be my last.	1.1786	0.04433	112	96	12	4
1729	Can‘t do anything for you, I‘m afraid! You’re in too deep and your hands are way too small!	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
1730	Harold, I'm back! Things didn't work out with the cicuus.	1.1783	0.04036	129	110	15	4
1731	I'm going to continue uptown, Ted, but I'll drop you here."	1.1783	0.03883	129	109	17	3
1732	My sister just called, she said you were divorcing me and marrying her. Instead of cheating with her, you should've learned how to swim. Now who's going to drown in a puddle of tears?	1.1783	0.04036	129	110	15	4
1733	I can't guarantee that this swing is attached to anything.	1.1782	0.04750	101	87	10	4
1734	Honey, pass me the bagels first.	1.1781	0.03725	146	124	18	4
1735	You're lucky you're in Sarasota!	1.1780	0.04105	118	100	15	3
1736	I’ll save you my Prince… everyone in Silicon Valley is in quicksand now.	1.1780	0.03924	118	99	17	2
1737	No more comments about my butt…promise?	1.1780	0.03735	118	98	19	1
1738	I told you that acrobatics class Groupon would be worth it!	1.1780	0.04105	118	100	15	3
1739	What do you care what's holding up the trapeze? Just grab my hands!	1.1780	0.03735	118	98	19	1
1740	Well, you dumped me once. Remember?	1.1780	0.03735	118	98	19	1
1741	One last chance, Mark. Was that brunette with you at lunch really just a "co-worker"?	1.1778	0.04054	135	116	14	5
1742	I knew I should have married a man with bigger hands!	1.1778	0.04188	135	117	12	6
1743	Thats exactly why I'm here	1.1778	0.03772	135	114	18	3
1744	I bet you want that safety net now.	1.1778	0.03915	135	115	16	4
1745	I just swung by to tell you 'you do you, okay'	1.1776	0.04564	107	92	11	4
1746	Hurry, the helicopter is low on fuel.	1.1774	0.03975	124	105	16	3
1747	Quick, let's cirque du soil!	1.1774	0.03806	124	104	18	2
1748	Don't panic! Quicksand sharks are vegetarians. Mostly	1.1774	0.04442	124	108	10	6
1749	Hi, sorry I missed you, will try again soon.	1.1774	0.03806	124	104	18	2
1750	Must you make everything into game!"	1.1773	0.03669	141	119	19	3
1751	Sad to say:, but my nickname is butterfingers.	1.1773	0.03935	141	121	15	5
1752	And going forward you will have to scoop the kitty litter too!	1.1773	0.03804	141	120	17	4
1753	I"m letting you go, Jack.	1.1773	0.03669	141	119	19	3
1754	Sorry,I dropped you!	1.1770	0.03819	113	94	18	1
1755	Just stand on your tiptoes!	1.1770	0.04396	113	97	12	4
1756	Good things we're swingers.	1.1770	0.03819	113	94	18	1
1757	This is why we usually have a net"	1.1770	0.03819	113	94	18	1
1758	Sorry, but the show must go on!	1.1769	0.03856	130	110	17	3
1759	Still working without a net I see.	1.1769	0.03856	130	110	17	3
1760	I said, "Let's do the quick hands trick!"	1.1769	0.04007	130	111	15	4
1761	I haven't practiced this stunt before.	1.1769	0.03533	130	108	21	1
1762	Now how many fingers am I holding up?	1.1769	0.03701	147	125	18	4
1763	Whoops I dropped ya	1.1769	0.03701	147	125	18	4
1764	I’m dying to know who did your nails	1.1769	0.03825	147	126	16	5
1765	You're lucky I was swinging by.	1.1765	0.04073	119	101	15	3
1766	Tarzan's on break, but he told me what to do.	1.1765	0.04244	119	102	13	4
1767	I told you those trapeze classes on the Westside Highway would pay off one day”	1.1765	0.03707	119	99	19	1
1768	Darlin this quicksand trapeze act is getting old!	1.1761	0.03628	159	136	18	5
1769	Just like we practiced, try to grab my hand	1.1761	0.03909	142	122	15	5
1770	Did you tell the guy under you I'd be right back for him?	1.1761	0.03645	142	120	19	3
1771	Now tell me again,how much you love me and how you cannot exist without me.	1.1761	0.03645	142	120	19	3
1772	No, that's not right! I'm supposed to grab your ankles!	1.1761	0.03909	142	122	15	5
1773	And they said my degree would never have any real world applications!	1.1761	0.03505	142	119	21	2
1774	Maybe there's something to this Wallenda curse after all.	1.1760	0.04106	125	107	14	4
1775	To paraphrase an old movie, 'I've got you, but who's got me?!'	1.1760	0.04260	125	108	12	5
1776	Just say the words, Stu: ‘Clown school was a good idea.’	1.1760	0.03778	125	105	18	2
1777	Did you get a chance to stop by the dry cleaners this morning?"	1.1760	0.04260	125	108	12	5
1778	First admit the gymnastics classes weren’t just a midlife crisis.	1.1760	0.04106	125	107	14	4
1779	Yeah…It feels more like “Jerk du Soliel”	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
1780	Don’t bother packing the trapeze, you said.	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
1781	I'm on a trapeze in a jungle, and I'm going to save you. Don't let the illogic of that sink in!	1.1757	0.03282	148	123	24	1
1782	I'm gonna need the audiences help for this last trick!	1.1757	0.03801	148	127	16	5
1783	So, about my mother coming to live with us...	1.1757	0.03551	148	125	20	3
1784	Ready to agree to employee demands?	1.1756	0.03979	131	112	15	4
1785	Really, what was I thinking we'll never really connect.	1.1756	0.04124	131	113	13	5
1786	Hi! I’m the Tease on the Flying Trapeze!	1.1756	0.04264	131	114	11	6
1787	Don't blame me, Dear - blame your remarkably short fingers.	1.1754	0.04360	114	98	12	4
1788	Guess you were right about the net.	1.1754	0.03578	114	94	20	0
1789	...and swear to me you'll always put the toilet lid down!"	1.1754	0.04360	114	98	12	4
1790	I distinctly said ‘high flyer’ on the dating app.	1.1754	0.04360	114	98	12	4
1791	This reminds me of our honeymoon!!	1.1754	0.04535	114	99	10	5
1792	My name's Jane	1.1754	0.04178	114	97	14	3
1793	See, isn’t this fun? And you wanted to go to Branson!	1.1754	0.03988	114	96	16	2
1794	When you propose swinging to me…that’s not what I had in mind	1.1753	0.03701	154	132	17	5
1795	Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps!	1.1753	0.03814	154	133	15	6
1796	Circus management makes us work without a net, but thank God our bargaining agreement requires quicksand!	1.1752	0.03862	137	117	16	4
1797	I told you my new pandemic hobby would come in handy	1.1752	0.03574	137	115	20	2
1798	As we men know, women go to get lengths to keep their marriage afloat.	1.1752	0.03420	137	114	22	1
1799	The Greatest Slow-Sand	1.1750	0.03483	120	99	21	0
1800	Why are you ALWAYS in hot water?!	1.1750	0.03714	160	138	16	6
1801	It's sink or swim, this swingers lifestyle.	1.1750	0.04042	120	102	15	3
1802	This wasn't what I expected when they said 'interactive marriage counseling'	1.1750	0.04211	120	103	13	4
1803	Lucky you. Tarzan Jane join circus.	1.1748	0.03621	143	121	19	3
1804	Just to be sure we’re clear: is the toilet seat to be left up or down?	1.1748	0.03755	143	122	17	4
1805	Welcome to Sink-du-Soleil!	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
1806	Quick, throw me the car keys!	1.1745	0.03895	149	129	14	6
1807	It'll work better if you chalk your hands.	1.1745	0.03777	149	128	16	5
1808	'Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul,'Ed	1.1743	0.04486	109	94	11	4
1809	Here we go! Remember, big smiles for the audience!	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
1810	You said some higher stakes would make you a better at this!	1.1743	0.04671	109	95	9	5
1811	Try uncurling your toes!	1.1742	0.03646	132	111	19	2
1812	Jane heard role reversal may spice things up in the jungle	1.1742	0.03802	132	112	17	3
1813	Guess you’re happy the circus is in town now right.	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
1814	Grab on like your life depends on it.	1.1739	0.04103	138	120	12	6
1815	Are you really sure? Like, really?	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
1816	Fun,right?!	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
1817	On the bright side, no net!	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
1818	Quicksand my foot. You're just trying to steal the show.	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
1819	my life with you is a circus	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
1820	Don't bring anyone along,OK?	1.1736	0.03598	144	122	19	3
1821	Its not personal Sonny. Its strictly show business..	1.1736	0.04011	121	103	15	3
1822	Who knew those circus classes you gave me for my 30th birthday would come in handy?!	1.1736	0.03835	121	102	17	2
1823	Oh no! My tiny fingers,like your tiny divorce settlement offer,can't save you.	1.1736	0.04647	121	107	7	7
1824	Is this your bad dream or mine?	1.1736	0.04340	121	105	11	5
1825	My God, do you ever cut your fingernails?	1.1736	0.04011	121	103	15	3
1826	I didn’t know you’d react this way when I said we should talk about stuff	1.1736	0.04340	121	105	11	5
1827	and i expect to be paid the same as any male rescuer who might have swung along to do the same job	1.1736	0.04011	121	103	15	3
1828	Welcome to Extreme Pilates.	1.1733	0.03754	150	129	16	5
1829	Could you just jump a little, Hans? I’m always the one doing all the work.	1.1733	0.03754	150	129	16	5
1830	I can only save you if you give me 5 stars	1.1732	0.03724	127	107	18	2
1831	So I thought, what’s the best way to get him out of an easy trap…”	1.1729	0.03460	133	111	21	1
1832	I feel like you're not as invested in this as I am.	1.1727	0.04448	110	95	11	4
1833	HOW MANY KIDS?	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
1834	I thought it was you. Remember that car you sold me?	1.1727	0.04631	110	96	9	5
1835	Except for Roz Chast, New Yorker cartoons are hardly ever funny anymore	1.1727	0.04631	110	96	9	5
1836	The good news, I'm here to save you. The bad news, welcome to the circus.	1.1727	0.03671	139	118	18	3
1837	Wheeeee! Slap me 10!	1.1727	0.03811	139	119	16	4
1838	Maybe you should have called the strongman	1.1724	0.04112	116	99	14	3
1839	Relax, I'm wearing stretch leggings.	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
1840	On three I'll do a headstand on your head	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
1841	... and also, you have to pick up your dirty socks every day.	1.1724	0.03575	145	123	19	3
1842	Maybe you will think the next time before you cheat.	1.1724	0.03729	116	97	18	1
1843	Honey, I told you at least ten times to watch out for the quicksand in the backyard…” “You definitely never told me that	1.1724	0.03707	145	124	17	4
1844	Don't we make the best team, honey?	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
1845	I'm being hindered by some sort of glass panel, Oh the irony!	1.1722	0.03610	151	129	18	4
1846	Alaska sure has changed since the Democrats made it okay to drill for oil up here!	1.1721	0.04147	122	105	13	4
1847	Somehow Susan’s day for self-care always got thwarted	1.1721	0.03980	122	104	15	3
1848	Say it again. "I will do the cooking and cleaning."	1.1721	0.04147	122	105	13	4
1849	Grab on, we will swing over the lion den	1.1721	0.03980	122	104	15	3
1850	Sorry, we don’t usually get quicksand until much later in the season.	1.1721	0.03624	122	102	19	1
1851	Cirque du quicksand.	1.1721	0.03806	122	103	17	2
1852	It seems silly for me to hang around if this isn’t going somewhere.	1.1719	0.04166	128	111	12	5
1853	This calls for some quick hands!	1.1719	0.03860	128	109	16	3
1854	Now is not the time for your witty "pick-up" lines.	1.1719	0.03697	128	108	18	2
1855	Grab on butter-fingers.	1.1719	0.04016	128	110	14	4
1856	Ready or not, here I come!	1.1719	0.03527	128	107	20	1
1857	Flying Wallenda to the rescue!	1.1719	0.03860	128	109	16	3
1858	Smart. Practice in secret, surprise our friends.	1.1718	0.03325	163	138	22	3
1859	What happens on the island, stays on the island.	1.1716	0.03896	134	115	15	4
1860	Did you know this is one of the ways Epstein didn't kill himself?	1.1716	0.03596	134	113	19	2
1861	But you said incorporating swinging into our relationship might save us!	1.1716	0.03596	134	113	19	2
1862	You’re so close! Just reach down and pull yourself up by your bootstraps!	1.1716	0.03749	134	114	17	3
1863	Now this time, I’ll be the bird and you be the fish.	1.1716	0.03749	134	114	17	3
1864	Remember our vows… ‘In sinkness and in health’?	1.1716	0.03896	134	115	15	4
1865	Quick, I've got to get the kids to school.	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
1866	We seem to be stuck in this old routine.	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
1867	Hold on tights!	1.1712	0.03683	146	125	17	4
1868	I told you my Barre Classes would pay off.	1.1712	0.03417	146	123	21	2
1869	I blame myself too honey.	1.1712	0.03683	146	125	17	4
1870	Yes, I'm single. Why do you ask?	1.1712	0.03683	146	125	17	4
1871	This is another reason Barnum and Bailey left Florida.	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
1872	Are you sure Bill has a hold of your feet?	1.1712	0.04220	111	95	13	3
1873	I saw this in a movie once, grab my hands!	1.1711	0.03588	152	130	18	4
1874	I told you to use a net instead of quicksand	1.1709	0.03894	117	99	16	2
1875	I've been thinking a lot about you, too!	1.1709	0.03700	117	98	18	1
1876	Trap-easy does it.	1.1709	0.04079	117	100	14	3
1877	Sorry,can’t stop, but the 9:15 should be along in 20 minutes…	1.1709	0.04426	117	102	10	5
1878	Where is my mother?	1.1709	0.03894	117	99	16	2
1879	Quick! The planets are in alignment, we ain’t got much space left.	1.1709	0.04256	117	101	12	4
1880	Make sure to hang on. My ex couldn’t.	1.1709	0.03495	117	97	20	0
1881	Let’s put a little danger into our relationship,” he says. “C’mon, it’ll be fun,” he says	1.1707	0.03778	123	104	17	2
1882	my next pass, go to the bottom and jump up!	1.1707	0.04274	123	107	11	5
1883	A flailing young man off the flying trapeze.	1.1707	0.03778	123	104	17	2
1884	You wanted the extreme sports vacation.	1.1707	0.03597	123	103	19	1
1885	Sorry, I just got my nails done.	1.1707	0.04115	123	106	13	4
1886	This is goodbye then.	1.1707	0.03950	123	105	15	3
1887	Now don't you wish we had implemented a good old safety net?	1.1705	0.03671	129	109	18	2
1888	I'm done bending over backwards for you.	1.1705	0.03671	129	109	18	2
1889	I've got you! We can move my mother in, right?	1.1705	0.03832	129	110	16	3
1890	You said I should try to take things a little less seriously.	1.1705	0.03502	129	108	20	1
1891	Even dire situations should have a little flair.	1.1705	0.03671	129	109	18	2
1892	And for my last trick . . .	1.1704	0.03724	135	115	17	3
1893	I thought you said you’d done this before.	1.1704	0.03724	135	115	17	3
1894	Say I do!	1.1704	0.03414	135	113	21	1
1895	No, I told you to release "quick" once we got to the "stand"	1.1704	0.03724	135	115	17	3
1896	Well, it was cheaper than a net.	1.1704	0.03869	135	116	15	4
1897	I always wanted to join the circus, but not like this.	1.1704	0.03572	135	114	19	2
1898	And you said the classes wouldn’t be worth it	1.1704	0.03572	135	114	19	2
1899	Can you stand on an alligator?	1.1702	0.03893	141	122	14	5
1900	Tell Koko to get back up on his stilts.	1.1699	0.03317	153	129	22	2
1901	Finally! Those Gilligan's Island reruns and CrossFit are paying off!	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
1902	Me Jane, you Oblivious.	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
1903	I knew I shouldn’t have skipped arm day!	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
1904	Dear husband if you only say please, I will save you on my flying trapeze.	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
1905	I’ve wired Mel Brooks for help	1.1698	0.04540	106	92	10	4
1906	I'm don't want to say you said so ... but you said so.	1.1696	0.03781	112	94	17	1
1907	This might be a bad time to mention my affair with Wiggles the Clown.	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
1908	Be careful, I just came back from the nail salon	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
1909	The next time I let someone go, things will be different.	1.1696	0.03781	112	94	17	1
1910	Are you sure you washed your hands?	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
1911	Bill, I hate your sweaty hands!	1.1696	0.03988	112	95	15	2
1912	Even finding a good Rescue Husband is complicated these days.	1.1695	0.04222	118	102	12	4
1913	I'm so glad you are getting into Circus Camp.	1.1695	0.03671	118	99	18	1
1914	What's your password?	1.1695	0.04047	118	101	14	3
1915	That's flying through the air with the greatest of 'please' to you mister.	1.1695	0.04390	118	103	10	5
1916	Now, about that fur coat that you had promised ...	1.1695	0.03864	118	100	16	2
1917	Say "Please" ...	1.1694	0.03570	124	104	19	1
1918	Need a lift?	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
1919	Send in the clowns!	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
1920	Amazing. As luck would have it we just decided to set up the circus tent in this location.	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
1921	Do you want to mansplain it again because that will really be of help right now.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
1922	You’re lucky that I decided to try swinging.	1.1692	0.04106	130	113	12	5
1923	Ok, just one more time. How much do you love me?	1.1692	0.03645	130	110	18	2
1924	On three, JUMP.	1.1692	0.03958	130	112	14	4
1925	The so-called "sandy beach" did not tell us enough.	1.1691	0.03548	136	115	19	2
1926	It's a trap! Ease on the shore!	1.1691	0.03843	136	117	15	4
1927	Now will you marry me?	1.1691	0.03843	136	117	15	4
1928	so, NOW you don’t mind my freakishly small hands?!	1.1690	0.03736	142	122	16	4
1929	Wait - did you sanitize those hands?	1.1690	0.03458	142	120	20	2
1930	We'll talk about my weird legs later Stan, just grab hold!	1.1689	0.03761	148	128	15	5
1931	It worked on Gilligan’s Island!	1.1689	0.03508	148	126	19	3
1932	Swear to me that you believe in global warming?	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
1933	Didn't I give you that sweater?	1.1681	0.04151	113	97	13	3
1934	Once I get you home and clean you up, we're REALLY going to swing.	1.1681	0.03751	113	95	17	1
1935	so do you agree that a hot dog is a sandwich?	1.1681	0.04337	113	98	11	4
1936	Actually...	1.1681	0.03751	113	95	17	1
1937	This isn’t as exciting as the first time.	1.1681	0.03442	119	99	20	0
1938	You wouldn't be so nervous if you'd gone to circus camp with me.	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
1939	My friends all say I’m lowering myself to be with you.	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
1940	About that last text...	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
1941	Tell me, Vinnie - is your life worth a new tennis bracelet?	1.1680	0.03544	125	105	19	1
1942	Harold, wash your hands first!	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
1943	One more time Leon, then you're own you own"	1.1680	0.04054	125	108	13	4
1944	Who'd of known a little hand lotion would become such a problem.	1.1680	0.04054	125	108	13	4
1945	Wait while I slip into my heels.	1.1680	0.03544	125	105	19	1
1946	I hear you, I hear you! This is how I was taught at Cirque du Soleil emergency rescue school.	1.1679	0.04218	131	115	10	6
1947	At least I'm getting good exercise.	1.1679	0.03930	131	113	14	4
1948	We've got to stop meeting like this!	1.1679	0.03453	131	110	20	1
1949	I told you my circus class would be worth it!	1.1679	0.03778	131	112	16	3
1950	One more time...do you promise to pick up after yourself?	1.1679	0.03453	131	110	20	1
1951	We should have never criticized each other’s extremities.	1.1679	0.03778	131	112	16	3
1952	This is what you get for sleeping with my friend, Janet.	1.1679	0.03673	137	117	17	3
1953	Quick! Pop the question!	1.1679	0.03673	137	117	17	3
1954	On second thought,I think the gym mat provided a soft enough landing.	1.1679	0.03524	137	116	19	2
1955	My hands are down there, Buster.	1.1678	0.03842	143	124	14	5
1956	I don’t want to lose another partner.	1.1678	0.03576	143	122	18	3
1957	Love at first sight !	1.1678	0.03216	149	125	23	1
1958	Don't pull me in.	1.1678	0.03072	149	124	25	0
1959	If there was a god then they put you where you need to be. They also put me where I need to be: just out of reach.	1.1667	0.03751	132	113	16	3
1960	Don’t worry. I’ve got you!	1.1667	0.03721	114	96	17	1
1961	Okay,okay,but now don	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
1962	Sure, we could do it without the trapeze, but what would my followers say?	1.1667	0.03519	126	106	19	1
1963	Yes, I used to be an acrobat. How did you know?	1.1667	0.03817	144	125	14	5
1964	The clown in HR will handle your exit interview.	1.1667	0.03465	150	128	19	3
1965	What is our safe word?	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
1966	I told you trapeze lessons were a good idea.	1.1667	0.04301	114	99	11	4
1967	When are you going to admit you ate all the ice cream?	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
1968	You said you were six feet tall.	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
1969	Honey, is your life insurance policy paid up?	1.1667	0.03928	138	120	13	5
1970	Wait, are you sure you washed your hands for at least 60 seconds with antibacterial soap?	1.1667	0.03594	132	112	18	2
1971	I was sent to drain the swamp	1.1667	0.03519	126	106	19	1
1972	No time for your tomfoolery Tarzan. You may call me Katy and hear me roar.	1.1667	0.04461	108	94	10	4
1973	If I save you, I never have to spend time with your mother again.	1.1667	0.03695	126	107	17	2
1974	Till death do us part?	1.1667	0.03863	126	108	15	3
1975	Me Jame.	1.1667	0.04156	120	104	12	4
1976	I’m not here to save you Ralph. I need to know the new WiFi password.	1.1667	0.04301	114	99	11	4
1977	Oh! “Trapeze” I thought you said “Trap Steve!”	1.1667	0.04321	120	105	10	5
1978	Last chance for romance	1.1667	0.03924	114	97	15	2
1979	Way to stick the landing, sweetheart!	1.1667	0.03863	126	108	15	3
1980	Oh, therefore thou art, Romeo	1.1667	0.03721	114	96	17	1
1981	Fred, I need Stunt Husband for this	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
1982	You need to trim your nails.	1.1667	0.03863	126	108	15	3
1983	And yet I had texted you that I was arriving late	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
1984	Say you support my new hobby.	1.1667	0.03863	126	108	15	3
1985	It's a good thing this trapeze was hanging here, in the middle of the jungle.	1.1667	0.03928	138	120	13	5
1986	I'm just filling in for Ruth. She hasn't taught me the actual hand-connecting rescue part yet.	1.1667	0.03594	132	112	18	2
1987	Next time, bring the net.	1.1667	0.04060	138	121	11	6
1988	From now on, I will decide where we practice.	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
1989	And I guess you want me to get the check too? You’re not making a good first impression, Doug.”	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
1990	Quick, San....dy! Pull me up	1.1667	0.03924	114	97	15	2
1991	Fine!I should have bought the safety net instead of the cat's tuxedo. There, are you happy?	1.1667	0.04461	108	94	10	4
1992	Are you sure you’re in a position to provide a bailout right now!?	1.1667	0.03594	132	112	18	2
1993	Just do it like we practiced!	1.1667	0.03501	138	117	19	2
1994	STILL jealous of my ex Tarzan?	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
1995	Adios Sucker!	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
1996	Don't worry, I stayed at CircusCircus last night...	1.1656	0.03313	151	128	21	2
1997	'Tumble in the Jungle' doesn't seem like such a good idea now does it?	1.1655	0.03531	145	124	18	3
1998	Practice the feeling of having received your manifestation	1.1655	0.03531	145	124	18	3
1999	Focus on your form!!	1.1655	0.03765	139	120	15	4
2000	Are you sure there's not an easier way to do this?	1.1655	0.03624	139	119	17	3
2001	You made it look so much easier when you were up here!	1.1654	0.03725	133	114	16	3
2002	Maybe we are a little co-dependent.	1.1654	0.03234	133	111	22	0
2003	Be grateful I didn’t drop you six feet over.	1.1654	0.03569	133	113	18	2
2004	They said you're a good catch.	1.1654	0.03310	127	106	21	0
2005	Wait till Facebook hears about this!	1.1654	0.03668	127	108	17	2
2006	I thought you were going to be on another trapeze, not in the Slough of Despond.	1.1654	0.03668	127	108	17	2
2007	I thought you said, Quick, Land.	1.1654	0.03493	127	107	19	1
2008	Just hold me!	1.1654	0.03668	127	108	17	2
2009	Hurry, before they shoot down my balloon.	1.1654	0.03994	127	110	13	4
2010	Quit hanging around and do something Brenda!	1.1654	0.03668	127	108	17	2
2011	Quick! Save me from the sands of time!	1.1654	0.03493	127	107	19	1
2012	If I really wanted to hurt you, I would go for the juggler.	1.1653	0.03775	121	103	16	2
2013	This should end your 'another crazy pastime' nonsense!	1.1653	0.03391	121	101	20	0
2014	Can my mother move in	1.1653	0.03953	121	104	14	3
2015	'Audience participation', they said.	1.1653	0.04124	121	105	12	4
2016	Quick, Sandy, tell me you love me!	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
2017	You only heard quick?	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
2018	Calm down! It's slow mud, not quicksand.	1.1652	0.03892	115	98	15	2
2019	Cirque De Dumm’e	1.1652	0.03478	115	96	19	0
2020	By grabbing my hands, you agree to keeping the thermostat at 77F in perpetuity.	1.1652	0.04441	115	101	9	5
2021	I’m done doing backflips for you.	1.1652	0.03892	115	98	15	2
2022	Thanks you bailed me out faster than SVB!	1.1652	0.03691	115	97	17	1
2023	Who's yo Momma now?	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
2024	C'mon, you're not even trying.	1.1651	0.04423	109	95	10	4
2025	I've only got a few swings left, so grab on, for God's sake!	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
2026	Safely met? No, I texted safety net.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
2027	High 5 for being brave, dude!	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
2028	I told you that it was better when you caught me.	1.1649	0.03788	97	81	16	0
2029	Why don't you just ask Loren to help you?	1.1645	0.03668	152	132	15	5
2030	The show must not go on, darling	1.1645	0.03423	152	130	19	3
2031	I knew my trapeze-cardio sessions would pay off!	1.1644	0.03371	146	124	20	2
2032	I’ll save you, I’m a woman!	1.1644	0.03768	146	127	14	5
2033	How do you feel about my extravagant trapeze lessons now, Carl?	1.1643	0.04005	140	123	11	6
2034	This might sound odd just now, but is there any chance I could ask you for a cash loan?"	1.1643	0.03454	140	119	19	2
2035	First, dry your hands.	1.1642	0.03544	134	114	18	2
2036	Ok Hazel, the first 6 swing bys were funny, but remember I have the money, credit cards and car keys in my pockets”	1.1642	0.03848	134	116	14	4
2037	If you grab for my boobs again you're a goner.	1.1642	0.03544	134	114	18	2
2038	Next time stand on your tippy toes.	1.1642	0.03848	134	116	14	4
2039	Tarzan, you're going to have to stop beating your chest while you're swinging, or we will never make the Cirque de Soleil cut "	1.1642	0.03544	134	114	18	2
2040	It'll never work. I'm from Vegas, you're from Florida.	1.1642	0.03699	134	115	16	3
2041	Quicksand!?” I thought you said, “Quick, land!	1.1641	0.03641	128	109	17	2
2042	Come on, Henry, one more take and we're outta here!	1.1641	0.03641	128	109	17	2
2043	Aren’t you glad I took gymnastics?	1.1641	0.03965	128	111	13	4
2044	I've about had it with your sinking feelings!	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2045	Stop struggling! Just hand me the car keys!	1.1639	0.04092	122	106	12	4
2046	walkin' like a zombie, walkin' like a huggy-wuggy- Briggs Canterburry	1.1639	0.03561	122	103	18	1
2047	Relax. In a few minutes we'll have a thousand likes on social media.	1.1639	0.03561	122	103	18	1
2048	Manifest salvation	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
2049	Mom's moving in with us, so you might want to reconsider the rescue.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
2050	I'm leaving you to join a circus	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
2051	This is the last time I clean up the mess that you have got yourself into.	1.1638	0.04232	116	101	11	4
2052	How to spice up your relationship? Hot trapezey quicksand sex!	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
2053	No need to worry Death Defying Daphne to the rescue!	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
2054	Not I what would call the greatest of ease	1.1638	0.04405	116	102	9	5
2055	I thought this was a tightly-regulated market.	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
2056	It's all my childhood fears come to life!	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
2057	I never loved you, Herbert.	1.1636	0.04385	110	96	10	4
2058	Grab ahold. But not the guy under you.	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
2059	Of course I love you. But, SVB was too big to go under.	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
2060	You gotta admit this beats watching trapeze swingers in Vegas!	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
2061	I’ll get you out of that trap, easy!	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
2062	Rescue? Don't be silly, I'm just drying my nails.	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
2063	Just wait here, I'll swing by and pick you up later	1.1633	0.03617	147	127	16	4
2064	Will you help me with the dishes EVERY night?	1.1633	0.03617	147	127	16	4
2065	There you go, being passive aggressive again!	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
2066	You're right, the world is a circus	1.1631	0.03715	141	122	15	4
2067	George Washington High School. 1978. Prom.See you. Wouldn't want to be you!	1.1631	0.03715	141	122	15	4
2068	How fortunate that Pink was in town.	1.1631	0.03715	141	122	15	4
2069	Ron DeSantis getting a helping hand from an unidentified woman while swimming with sharks! This rescue is going to take awhile.	1.1631	0.03576	141	121	17	3
2070	Now will you listen to me when I say don't use so much hand cream?	1.1631	0.03715	141	122	15	4
2071	Wait! You're not Alfonzo!	1.1631	0.03715	141	122	15	4
2072	Can't touch you. I got Covid.	1.1630	0.03821	135	117	14	4
2073	And do you promise to never say a word about my drving?	1.1630	0.03963	135	118	12	5
2074	I told you not to eat that greasy sandwich!	1.1630	0.03821	135	117	14	4
2075	Quick thinking, Sandy!	1.1628	0.04233	129	114	9	6
2076	You are up to your neck in debt to me.	1.1628	0.03615	129	110	17	2
2077	Cirque du soooooohhhh my god get me out of here!	1.1628	0.03615	129	110	17	2
2078	Now aren't you glad I signed up for that circus class?	1.1626	0.03718	123	105	16	2
2079	It’s probably play sand. Feel around for a pail and shovel.	1.1626	0.03718	123	105	16	2
2080	Bumble, illustrated.	1.1626	0.03718	123	105	16	2
2081	Tell me again about your stance on the gender pay gap?	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2082	Almost there. Trust me it's so much cooler this way.	1.1626	0.03718	123	105	16	2
2083	I wanna hold your hand!!!	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2084	Fear not! Your damsel in distress has arrived.	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
2085	I think I'm falling for you.	1.1626	0.03535	123	104	18	1
2086	Do you have hand sanitizer?	1.1626	0.03718	123	105	16	2
2087	I'll get you out, Jim, but put your smile back on!	1.1624	0.03633	117	99	17	1
2088	No you don't have time to don your sparkly leotard!	1.1624	0.04198	117	102	11	4
2089	If you're finally ready to ask for directions, I'd say reach for the car keys!	1.1624	0.03831	117	100	15	2
2090	Are you Barnum or Bailey?	1.1624	0.03633	117	99	17	1
2091	I said I’d swing by to help you out, but seriously ….?	1.1624	0.03633	117	99	17	1
2092	Guess I'm not the only one stuck in this job.	1.1624	0.03831	117	100	15	2
2093	This is gonna be the best ‘Oh! You almost had it’ meme ever	1.1624	0.03831	117	100	15	2
2094	I can reach you if you admit where you were last night. But, I'll only pass by once more.	1.1622	0.03740	111	94	16	1
2095	See! I told you I knew some fun tricks on my trapeze!	1.1622	0.04348	111	97	10	4
2096	I just swung by to say “ Goodbye!”	1.1622	0.04155	111	96	12	3
2097	Grab my hands honey, I've got you! And those aren't sharks, they're lilies silly!	1.1622	0.03740	111	94	16	1
2098	Come down, I'll catch you.	1.1620	0.03952	142	125	11	6
2099	Moreover, you agree to unload the dishwasher for the rest of the year?	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
2100	So do you want to try swinging or not?	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
2101	This isn’t what I thought you meant when you asked if I wanted to try swinging	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
2102	Lucky for you I decided to swing by.	1.1618	0.03496	136	116	18	2
2103	Thank God you're still on- call as I heard you were let go.	1.1618	0.03496	136	116	18	2
2104	I told you so...I told you so!	1.1615	0.03419	130	110	19	1
2105	So, are you going to propose to me, or not?	1.1615	0.03419	130	110	19	1
2106	It was a lot easier to pull this off before they drained the swamp.	1.1615	0.03419	130	110	19	1
2107	You sanitized first, right?	1.1615	0.03908	130	113	13	4
2108	I'll pull you out with the greatest of ease.	1.1613	0.03691	124	106	16	2
2109	I can't reach any further......This is a trap tease.	1.1613	0.03602	155	135	15	5
2110	Quick, grab on, SIKE! Breathe mud, motherfucker. You dead lol.	1.1613	0.04030	124	108	12	4
2111	Eww — your hands are so sweaty.	1.1613	0.04030	124	108	12	4
2112	Take my hand, or you'll become the subject of a podcast.	1.1613	0.03691	124	106	16	2
2113	This is why we don’t skip leg day	1.1613	0.03508	124	105	18	1
2114	When you said you wanted to try swinging I didn't realize this is what you had in mind.	1.1613	0.03691	124	106	16	2
2115	If you had been holding tighter this would not have happened!	1.1613	0.03691	124	106	16	2
2116	And you thought swinging wouldn't bring us closer together.	1.1613	0.03602	155	135	15	5
2117	Thanks, but you could have just pulled me out with a stick.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
2118	I'll free you from this trap with ease.	1.1610	0.03800	118	101	15	2
2119	You do love me, right?	1.1610	0.03605	118	100	17	1
2120	Better this time, but you need to work on the release.	1.1610	0.03605	118	100	17	1
2121	Yeah, the new circus tent kinda sucks for me, too…	1.1610	0.03605	118	100	17	1
2122	I am only here for a limited engagement.	1.1610	0.03398	118	99	19	0
2123	Sit tight Mr Bank, I learned this little trick from the Federal Reserve!	1.1610	0.04335	118	104	9	5
2124	Who knew the net would sink?	1.1610	0.03800	118	101	15	2
2125	Don't miss it this time, Hon!!	1.1610	0.04164	118	103	11	4
2126	Come on, Bob! Sell the danger!	1.1608	0.03530	143	123	17	3
2127	I could have caught you if I'd not known of your 'secret' girfriend	1.1607	0.04120	112	97	12	3
2128	Herb, you a**hole, you're ruining our act!	1.1607	0.04311	112	98	10	4
2129	I told you those trapeze classes would come in handy!	1.1607	0.03920	112	96	14	2
2130	Actually, maybe not. Sorry.	1.1607	0.03710	112	95	16	1
2131	This is so much easier in the movies.	1.1607	0.03920	112	96	14	2
2132	your effect on me when you came to my life.	1.1607	0.04120	112	97	12	3
2133	Okay, I’ll save you but you have to call ME King of the Jungle from now on.	1.1607	0.03920	112	96	14	2
2134	It's okay! Jump!	1.1607	0.03486	112	94	18	0
2135	I told you to use the hand lotion after our performance.	1.1606	0.03314	137	116	20	1
2136	This is how TikTok told me to do it.	1.1606	0.03148	137	115	22	0
2137	Welcome to Survival Pilates. Now hooooold.	1.1606	0.03473	137	117	18	2
2138	You said you wanted to perform with Annette - I am Annette.	1.1606	0.03909	137	120	12	5
2139	I ran away and joined the Search and Rescue Squad.	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
2140	What kind of Spa is this?	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
2141	Now tell me, are you still bitching about paying so much for my acrobatic classes???	1.1603	0.03564	131	112	17	2
2142	If this happens again, we're calling Tarzan.	1.1603	0.03564	131	112	17	2
2143	This is a tough act to follow.	1.1603	0.03880	131	114	13	4
2144	Oh Noooo! Quicksand!	1.1603	0.03564	131	112	17	2
2145	It's a good thing I heard 'trapeze lessons' and not 'striptease lessons'	1.1603	0.03725	131	113	15	3
2146	I told you we should have used a net	1.1600	0.03835	125	108	14	3
2147	Jim. Jungle Jim.	1.1600	0.03663	125	107	16	2
2148	It’s no good Clarence, I love another.	1.1600	0.03483	125	106	18	1
2149	I told you we’d regret going wireless.	1.1597	0.03643	144	125	15	4
2150	...and my Mom said "Why waste your time on Circus Camp?"	1.1597	0.03955	119	103	13	3
2151	Grab my hands! Grab my hands!	1.1597	0.03955	119	103	13	3
2152	When I said I stay with you through thick and thin I didn't think that included quicksand!	1.1597	0.04131	119	104	11	4
2153	Me falling for him even after seeing those red flags	1.1597	0.03955	119	103	13	3
2154	You must be up to your neck with quagmire around you!!"	1.1596	0.03797	94	79	15	0
2155	I'll think about it...	1.1594	0.03882	138	121	12	5
2156	F9irst, confirm you agree to ripping up the prenup.	1.1594	0.04016	138	122	10	6
2157	This is your chance to prove how much you really want to hang on to me.	1.1593	0.03679	113	96	16	1
2158	I never said this would be trap-eazy, Darrell! Reach!	1.1593	0.03458	113	95	18	0
2159	SorryI had to drop you--my legs were giving out!	1.1593	0.03679	113	96	16	1
2160	Do you still think that my trapeze retreat in Portland was a waste of money?”	1.1593	0.03888	113	97	14	2
2161	Does Little Billy still have hold of your belt?	1.1593	0.04456	113	100	8	5
2162	And you said this vacation would reignite our trust in each other?	1.1593	0.03888	113	97	14	2
2163	From now on, your criticism of me "swinging from the trees" becomes a compliment.	1.1593	0.04086	113	98	12	3
2164	Were you in band or gymnastics?	1.1593	0.03679	113	96	16	1
2165	Will you marry me?	1.1591	0.03539	132	113	17	2
2166	Sorry, you're out of the trapeze act.	1.1591	0.03539	132	113	17	2
2167	Relax. I’m from Cirque de Soleil Without Borders	1.1589	0.04434	107	94	9	4
2168	Don't worry, I saw it on tiktok	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
2169	I'm on Month 3 of Ozempic. If I get you out, let's give it a try.	1.1587	0.03636	126	108	16	2
2170	If you had brought my waders, I wouldn't have to worry about getting mud on my new shoes like this.	1.1587	0.03268	126	106	20	0
2171	That’s the last time you ever order the “Truckstop” chalupas!	1.1587	0.04127	126	111	10	5
2172	I'm not saying 'I told you so' but last year's executive retreat to circus camp is about to pay dividends	1.1587	0.03636	126	108	16	2
2173	You have Thyroid gland issues too, I see.	1.1587	0.03807	126	109	14	3
2174	For God's sake, Richie! Take your damned money belt off!	1.1587	0.03807	126	109	14	3
2175	I see mud doesn't work as well as a trampoline.	1.1587	0.03636	126	108	16	2
2176	We’re moving back to the City	1.1586	0.03344	145	124	19	2
2177	I hope now you believe I trust you!”	1.1586	0.03484	145	125	17	3
2178	Are you ready to admit that the extra checked bag for my trapeze wasn't a waste of money?	1.1584	0.04610	101	89	8	4
2179	When's my birthday?	1.1584	0.04390	101	88	10	3
2180	Have I told you [whoosh]...that I've been thinking about [whoosh]...breaking up the act?	1.1584	0.03651	101	85	16	0
2181	If you say "Me Tarzan, you Jane" I'm outta here!	1.1583	0.04099	120	105	11	4
2182	Welcome to the Everglades. I’m Leah.” “Hialeah.” “Hiya.	1.1583	0.03924	120	104	13	3
2183	Yes, you stuck the landing. Now focus!	1.1583	0.03550	120	102	17	1
2184	Don't worry, I was a cheerleader in high shcool	1.1583	0.04266	120	106	9	5
2185	For some reason, there's a trapeze in the tree, so grab my hands.	1.1583	0.03346	120	101	19	0
2186	On the count of three alligator…	1.1583	0.03856	139	122	12	5
2187	Happy Monday! I’m your fairy circus mother!	1.1582	0.03538	158	138	15	5
2188	Let's get this over with- I need to get to our bank!	1.1579	0.03348	133	113	19	1
2189	things are really looking up for me.	1.1579	0.03856	114	98	14	2
2190	And you said the Groupon for the trapeze lesson was useless.	1.1579	0.03825	133	116	13	4
2191	Honey, I did like your tiny, dainty fingers. YESTERDAY!	1.1579	0.03348	133	113	19	1
2192	I'll swing back after you wash your hands.	1.1579	0.03673	133	115	15	3
2193	Oh Honey, I told you that palm oil a bad idea.	1.1579	0.03650	114	97	16	1
2194	You actually phoned the circus school, but we said “Why not try? We’ve got some pretty mad skills”	1.1579	0.03430	114	96	18	0
2195	I didn't know this is what you meant inviting me to an outdoor outreach event.	1.1579	0.04240	114	100	10	4
2196	Hope you aren't that heavy.	1.1579	0.03650	114	97	16	1
2197	Quick! What do you want for dinner?	1.1579	0.03650	114	97	16	1
2198	Maurice thought the way Sheila insisted on playing the role of rescuer in their relationship was getting a bit old.	1.1579	0.03248	152	130	20	2
2199	Wait, aren't you that clown from earlier?	1.1579	0.04240	114	100	10	4
2200	You got in by yourself, now get out by yourself.	1.1579	0.03856	114	98	14	2
2201	Don't give me that look! I haven't learned how to swing from my ankles yet.	1.1579	0.03825	133	116	13	4
2202	Whose niche exercise regime is paying dividends now?	1.1579	0.03348	133	113	19	1
2203	Do you really need to know where the trapeze came from? Really?	1.1579	0.04053	114	99	12	3
2204	I hope the clown car isn't under you.	1.1579	0.03825	133	116	13	4
2205	It's easier if you stand on your head and I grab your feet.	1.1575	0.03779	127	110	14	3
2206	OK, the trapeze isn’t working. I'll go get the lion tamer!	1.1575	0.03941	127	111	12	4
2207	First your coworker at the office party and now this!	1.1575	0.03941	127	111	12	4
2208	She floats through the air, rescues those in great need, the daring young lass on the nature trapeze ...	1.1575	0.03941	127	111	12	4
2209	‘He floats thru the air with the greatest of ease.’ My ass!	1.1575	0.03610	127	109	16	2
2210	C'mon hun! Swinging is a totally liberating experience!	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
2211	Oh, you said ‘trap appeasers’?	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
2212	Yes I understand, but catching you by your feet is more of a crowd pleaser.	1.1574	0.04395	108	95	9	4
2213	Breath mint, Brett?	1.1571	0.03693	140	122	14	4
2214	In search of meaning	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
2215	What happened to 'til death do we part'?	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
2216	Fine,next time we'll use a net.	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
2217	Damn it Carson, I told you we should have used a net!	1.1570	0.03321	121	102	19	0
2218	We don’t exactly have time to discuss the ‘beneficiary thing’ right now Rhonda!	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2219	Let's try a little less wallowing and a little more "daring young man!"	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
2220	One question Larry: Who is Stormy?	1.1569	0.04775	102	91	6	5
2221	If you reach down deep inside we might be able to swing it.	1.1569	0.04350	102	89	10	3
2222	"His eyes pleaded "please forget that I slept with your sister".	1.1569	0.04350	102	89	10	3
2223	This is not the swing set I imagined for our retirement,	1.1567	0.03647	134	116	15	3
2224	I told you that the acrobat camp would be a good thing!	1.1565	0.03620	115	98	16	1
2225	What do you think of my Groupon trapeze class now?	1.1565	0.03403	115	97	18	0
2226	It's OK. I can multitask.	1.1565	0.04205	115	101	10	4
2227	The quixotically quick Sandy suddenly completes her quest	1.1565	0.04020	115	100	12	3
2228	Can't you try any harder for once. I'm not trying to fall off too! -Alicia Chinatomby, Los Angeles, CA	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
2229	I told you we should have used a standard safety net.	1.1565	0.04020	115	100	12	3
2230	Your tits look huge from this angle	1.1565	0.04383	115	102	8	5
2231	Bring the act to Gatorland" you said. Great idea, Henry	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
2232	This is our last Sandals trip.	1.1565	0.04205	115	101	10	4
2233	I told you to bring the life jacket!	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
2234	Wait! Are your hands sanitized?	1.1562	0.03583	128	110	16	2
2235	Remind me never to play 'just outside of Vegas' with you again.	1.1562	0.03408	128	109	18	1
2236	Safety net budget cuts	1.1562	0.03583	128	110	16	2
2237	None of this makes any sense so you do not have to worry.	1.1562	0.03583	128	110	16	2
2238	Jane of the trapeze to the rescue!	1.1560	0.03935	141	125	10	6
2239	Ah, I thought it was a net.	1.1560	0.03528	141	122	16	3
2240	AGT finals here we come!	1.1560	0.03228	141	120	20	1
2241	You laughed when I was inspired by that episode of Sex and the City to take acrobat lessons down at Pier 40!	1.1560	0.03491	109	92	17	0
2242	I told you that the trapeze lessons would come in handy one day!	1.1560	0.03491	109	92	17	0
2243	Now about that barrel roll thing. Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa.	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
2244	It’s good for your skin.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
2245	I told you you would regret that second helping!	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
2246	What are you doing later?	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
2247	Th US banks vs bailout .	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
2248	I mastered quicksand in kindergarten.	1.1557	0.03864	122	106	13	3
2249	Don't bring me dow-ow-own ... Br-ruce	1.1557	0.03864	122	106	13	3
2250	You gonna stop singing that song "50 ways to leave your lover"?	1.1557	0.03864	122	106	13	3
2251	Me Jane-You Tarzan.	1.1557	0.03685	122	105	15	2
2252	Me, Jane, thinks you’re getting a little too old for this ‘King of the Jungle’ crap.	1.1557	0.04036	122	107	11	4
2253	...2, 3, now jump, Harold, jump!	1.1557	0.03864	122	106	13	3
2254	It's OK, I see it all the time. One of those who didn't grow up believing that quicksand was a real thing,	1.1557	0.03864	122	106	13	3
2255	Now I see why you were looking for swingers only on tour tinder profile.	1.1557	0.03864	122	106	13	3
2256	This is why I perform without a net.	1.1557	0.03685	122	105	15	2
2257	no more adventure vacations Marge	1.1557	0.04036	122	107	11	4
2258	Sorry, short arms are also my mother's fault	1.1557	0.04036	122	107	11	4
2259	Maybe I should’ve used it as a rope after all.	1.1557	0.03287	167	145	18	4
2260	It's better than book club.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
2261	So: No more March Madness. That’s the deal.. RIGHT??	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
2262	Maybe time to mention Jacques, my lover from Cirque du Soleil. "	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
2263	This is our last vacation in the Everglades.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
2264	I told you my childhood was a circus.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
2265	Ready to reopen to that net discussion?"	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
2266	That's what you get for not listening!	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
2267	I didn't realize that Shark Tank had a performance component!	1.1552	0.03591	116	99	16	1
2268	I said "look out quicksand" not look out quick, sand.	1.1552	0.03987	116	101	12	3
2269	I tried to tell you we should still use a net.	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
2270	Relax! Those are plants, not sharks.	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
2271	Sure a rope would work, but not with the greatest of ease.	1.1552	0.03987	116	101	12	3
2272	I’m not falling fir THAT again!	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
2273	And you wanted me to take up pole dancing instead!	1.1552	0.03987	116	101	12	3
2274	I can already feel our work environment improving.	1.1552	0.03591	116	99	16	1
2275	I told you that someday my acrobatic training would be good for something. I just never imagined that this would be the something it was good for!	1.1550	0.03724	129	112	14	3
2276	If you insist on poker games in Vegas, I’m joining Cirque du Soleil.	1.1550	0.03383	129	110	18	1
2277	Wait, hold my hands for a sec, let's talk here. Are you sure Marina Abramović said she approved.	1.1550	0.03883	129	113	12	4
2278	The swingers club always gives me a sinking feeling.	1.1550	0.03558	129	111	16	2
2279	So much for you selling yourself as "the daring young man on e flying trapeze."	1.1550	0.03724	129	112	14	3
2280	Oh, how I miss you!	1.1550	0.03724	129	112	14	3
2281	I guess the timing is bad, but I meant to tell you, Fred, "I'm leaving you; your timing has always been bad."	1.1545	0.03462	110	93	17	0
2282	WAVING NOT GRABBING!	1.1545	0.04122	110	96	11	3
2283	I wonder if now is the best time to challenge gender roles.	1.1545	0.03462	110	93	17	0
2284	Look, honey, no hands!	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
2285	Come on, Honey. Everyone's looking.	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
2286	I should have explained what I meant by "swinger".	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
2287	I guess I took “stick the landing” too literally.	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
2288	With 'booby-' and '-eze' completed, they were still miles away from grasping 'entrapment'	1.1545	0.04509	110	98	7	5
2289	Oh wait, sorry I have a boyfriend	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
2290	Grab my hands,Sally! We gotta make this go viral before Tik Tok is banned.	1.1545	0.03657	123	106	15	2
2291	Finally a depiction of how modern household duties in a relationship are but in the jungle	1.1545	0.03657	123	106	15	2
2292	Want out? The child support check is late.	1.1545	0.04005	123	108	11	4
2293	Stand on his head, it's your only hope!	1.1545	0.04325	123	110	7	6
2294	Honey, you're not trying! Now come on, let's go, one more time!	1.1545	0.03835	123	107	13	3
2295	You really need to work on your timing.	1.1545	0.03657	123	106	15	2
2296	'Now you suddenly want closeness?"	1.1538	0.03563	117	100	16	1
2297	Alley Oops!	1.1538	0.04137	117	103	10	4
2298	I told you my gymnastics would be useful in our honeymoon	1.1538	0.03359	130	111	18	1
2299	Sor-weee!	1.1538	0.03764	117	101	14	2
2300	How much life insurance did you say you had?	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
2301	I promise this is totally NOT sexual at all just please grab my hands it will feel good for both of us.	1.1538	0.03697	130	113	14	3
2302	Note on your technique: you should always use a net.	1.1538	0.04923	91	81	6	4
2303	And you thought paying for my circus summer camp was a waste of money!	1.1538	0.03350	117	99	18	0
2304	Look at that dirt under your fingernails. If I've told you once ...	1.1538	0.03563	117	100	16	1
2305	Still think the trapeze lessons were a waste of money?	1.1538	0.03697	130	113	14	3
2306	Remember how you didn't want to pay for those acrobat lessons?	1.1538	0.03532	130	112	16	2
2307	Happens to the best of us.	1.1538	0.03337	143	123	18	2
2308	George, let’s please be done with your DIY net idea.	1.1538	0.03350	117	99	18	0
2309	I told you those aerial silks classes would pay off.	1.1538	0.03563	117	100	16	1
2310	A trapeze Gene? I'm sinkin' here!	1.1533	0.03573	137	119	15	3
2311	Quicksand will not help you stay in shape!	1.1533	0.03720	137	120	13	4
2312	Maybe we should just stick with the trampoline!	1.1533	0.03573	137	119	15	3
2313	Your magnetism makes my bones weak.	1.1532	0.03444	124	106	17	1
2314	Don't worry.... I'll be back!!!	1.1532	0.03806	124	108	13	3
2315	I'm having second thoughts!	1.1532	0.03629	124	107	15	2
2316	Bobby, honey! Wake up or you’ll miss the school bus!	1.1532	0.03444	124	106	17	1
2317	more jazz hands, honey"	1.1532	0.03806	124	108	13	3
2318	Before I haul you out of that pit, Kevin McCarthy, I have a few demands.	1.1532	0.03974	124	109	11	4
2319	Don’t try to mansplain yourself out of this one “Tarzan.”	1.1532	0.03806	124	108	13	3
2320	Don't be so high-strung! You know the ropes, grab my hands!	1.1532	0.03248	124	105	19	0
2321	I woke up, and the mattress was this way!?! We got it...	1.1532	0.03444	124	106	17	1
2322	I said CATCH not QUAG!	1.1532	0.03444	124	106	17	1
2323	Haha you can’t reach me	1.1532	0.03629	124	107	15	2
2324	I’m sorry, Jack, there’s not enough room.	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
2325	I thought you knew better than to sell on the downswing.	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
2326	You better not twist this around and say you rescued me.	1.1532	0.03665	111	95	15	1
2327	You got this Hon, just like we rehearsed it.	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
2328	This Wallenda well.	1.1527	0.03671	131	114	14	3
2329	Something tells me this isn't the back way into Mar-a-Lago!	1.1527	0.03335	131	112	18	1
2330	Now who’s making fun if my acro-yoga classes?.	1.1527	0.03827	131	115	12	4
2331	You know, I could make a lot of money doing this!	1.1525	0.03924	118	103	12	3
2332	You insisted on top billing, that's why I'm letting you go.	1.1525	0.03535	118	101	16	1
2333	Okay, stranger, but, aftewards, we go our separate ways.	1.1525	0.03734	118	102	14	2
2334	Who is the silly one now for not having supported my circus arts craft?	1.1525	0.04277	118	105	8	5
2335	I’ll do this only if I can shoot you out of the canon.	1.1525	0.03734	118	102	14	2
2336	Did you remember to get milk?	1.1525	0.03924	118	103	12	3
2337	But I'm metaphorically drowning, Dear.	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
2338	Next we'll see if the Bermuda Triangle is still a thing.	1.1522	0.03396	138	119	17	2
2339	Sorry I’m late. I was just completing a drop-off nearby.	1.1522	0.03548	138	120	15	3
2340	Are you sure your fly is zipped?	1.1522	0.03396	138	119	17	2
2341	Let’s talk about our future.	1.1520	0.03418	125	107	17	1
2342	'No!' means "No!'"	1.1520	0.03944	125	110	11	4
2343	I do? No, I dont!	1.1520	0.03418	125	107	17	1
2344	I saw someone do this on TikTok	1.1520	0.03777	125	109	13	3
2345	Oh look! The best parts of a man	1.1520	0.03418	125	107	17	1
2346	Looks like the drought is over!	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
2347	See...these trapeze classes did come in handy!	1.1518	0.04053	112	98	11	3
2348	Still think my Pilates class was a waste of money?	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
2349	When you said our first date would be fun, I was thinking more about a latte and a walk around the park.	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
2350	I work for Mutual of Omaha. Can I have your date of birth?	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
2351	These feminist, heroine movies have gotten ridiculous!	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
2352	I'm not sure we can do this.	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
2353	When Suzanne takes you down, down by the river.	1.1517	0.03437	145	126	16	3
2354	Stretch at the Shoulders . .and Reach for Existential Meaning ..	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
2355	And you said trapeze classes were a waste of time.	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
2356	... and you'll do your own laundry, and I want my own room, and...	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2357	You’re still incompetent, are you?	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2358	Any you say it's coincidence that this happens every Thursday, which you know is our cauliflower crust pizza and Hallmark Channel night...	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2359	The show must go on!	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
2360	This is not what I meant when I said “ drown me with your love!”	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2361	Never let them tell you that you’re in too deep sweetie!	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2362	Before I grab your hands, have you tried pulling yourself up by your bootstraps?	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
2363	I was expecting to see a sword	1.1511	0.03524	139	121	15	3
2364	Hold on I said. Don’t let go I said.	1.1511	0.03524	139	121	15	3
2365	I told you a net is better than quicksand.	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
2366	Quick Sandy, grab my hands.	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2367	My Father always told me, "Boys lie?"	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2368	Quick, George, do you agree to have kids?	1.1509	0.04404	106	94	8	4
2369	Did you say two tickets to Les Mis?	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
2370	Just say you love me.	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
2371	We may get famous yet, George!	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2372	Too bad our only audience is alligators.	1.1508	0.03575	126	109	15	2
2373	Hang on tight like your life depended on it." Curt Wyffels Plymouth, MN	1.1508	0.04074	126	112	9	5
2374	That'll teach you to date my sister instead of me!	1.1508	0.03915	126	111	11	4
2375	…and now jazz hands for 2 more swings…	1.1508	0.03575	126	109	15	2
2376	Don't panic. I just need the car keys.	1.1508	0.03749	126	110	13	3
2377	Speak up, Tarzan.	1.1508	0.03393	126	108	17	1
2378	Whee. Wiggle your toes and you'll sink even faster!	1.1507	0.03550	146	128	14	4
2379	You're right. We should have used a net.	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
2380	Well, you're the one who wanted to try out for America's Got Talent!	1.1504	0.04019	113	99	11	3
2381	You’re gonna have to do better than that. I’m not Spider Man.	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
2382	Kick as hard as you can and I will get you in the next pass.	1.1504	0.03817	113	98	13	2
2383	I’ll come back when you’vecaught two eels; I’m making unagi don for dinner.	1.1504	0.04019	113	99	11	3
2384	Love your eyes and endearing vulnerability, but you're not what I'm looking for.	1.1504	0.03817	113	98	13	2
2385	Promise me you'll never again leave the toilet seat up.	1.1504	0.03817	113	98	13	2
2386	This is some first lesson!	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
2387	Take this time to reflect and I'll be back after my act.	1.1504	0.03458	133	115	16	2
2388	And you thought that free trapeze workshop was a waste of time.	1.1503	0.03314	153	133	17	3
2389	Don't be the daring young man next time.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
2390	I'm here to rescue you from the quagmire of your own ego	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2391	No complaining or I’ll drop you again.	1.1500	0.03501	140	122	15	3
2392	I call this the reverse safety net	1.1500	0.03481	120	103	16	1
2393	I'm not swinging this way to save you. I just wanted to say goodbye.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2394	Your table is ready sir.	1.1500	0.03481	120	103	16	1
2395	It's over.	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
2396	Don’t worry. I’m sure you’ll improve once we add the alligators.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2397	Honey, you're underestimating me again!	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2398	I couldn't find a rope, but luckily a guy called Tarzan lent me this trapeze to rescue you.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2399	We’ve got to work on our timing	1.1500	0.03481	120	103	16	1
2400	Best be quick, Sandy.	1.1500	0.03481	120	103	16	1
2401	I said, stick the landing. Stick, not stuck!	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
2402	Remind me where you parked the car.	1.1500	0.03273	120	102	18	0
2403	Let’s face it. Dating your coworker never ends well.	1.1497	0.03253	147	127	18	2
2404	I knew my quicksand rescue practice from first-grade recess would come in handy one day.	1.1496	0.03369	127	109	17	1
2405	Okay, but don't start thinking that I'm falling for you.	1.1496	0.03721	127	111	13	3
2406	You did our taxes using quicksand?	1.1496	0.03721	127	111	13	3
2407	The Flying Wallendas made it look a lot easier.	1.1496	0.03369	127	109	17	1
2408	Oh, so NOW it's OK that I have skills, training, and ambitions to do something good in the world for myself and others.	1.1495	0.04365	107	95	8	4
2409	Hurry, I'm starting to slip!	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
2410	Maybe next time we don’t use quicksand as a safety net	1.1495	0.04158	107	94	10	3
2411	Cirque du sable	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
2412	Wait! Have you washed your hands?	1.1493	0.03434	134	116	16	2
2413	Okay, Charles, no more Tarzan playing for you.	1.1491	0.03786	114	99	13	2
2414	I asked A.I. how to maximize your embarrassment and it suggested trapeze.	1.1491	0.03786	114	99	13	2
2415	This calls for an impromptu arabesque	1.1491	0.03351	114	97	17	0
2416	I told you the Groupon class would pay off one day.	1.1491	0.03575	114	98	15	1
2417	This is it, Bob! This is my Zendaya moment!	1.1491	0.03986	114	100	11	3
2418	These cruise destination trips are getting out of hand.	1.1488	0.03832	121	106	12	3
2419	So would you be open to swinging now?	1.1488	0.03248	121	103	18	0
2420	The good news -- you had a soft landing. The bad news -- it's quicksand.	1.1488	0.03648	121	105	14	2
2421	Me Jane, but you ain't no Tarzan"	1.1488	0.03248	121	103	18	0
2422	Now what honey,you just told me earlier you wanted to be a swinger.	1.1488	0.03454	121	104	16	1
2423	She'd fly through the air with the greatest--WOMP WOMP; The daring young wife dropped her man in a swamp.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
2424	These layoffs are difficult on all of us.	1.1485	0.03556	101	86	15	0
2425	Okay, I'll pass over one more time, then you pull me down into the muck with you.	1.1484	0.03523	128	111	15	2
2426	As you have often mansplained" women are weaker than men in upper body strenth", so I will meet you back at the hotel or not!	1.1484	0.03344	128	110	17	1
2427	Now point your toes or we'll both be stuck in there!"	1.1484	0.03694	128	112	13	3
2428	Try it with your legs straighter this time.	1.1484	0.03344	128	110	17	1
2429	I think I'm slipping.	1.1484	0.03523	128	111	15	2
2430	Hey Tarzan, chill! I got this. I'm Jungle Jane, a well known swinger, and I pick up sinking men.	1.1484	0.03857	128	113	11	4
2431	You could at least act like you are having fun.	1.1484	0.03694	128	112	13	3
2432	Quicksand -- or a metaphor for your trust issues?	1.1484	0.03344	128	110	17	1
2433	Next time the alligators are real.	1.1484	0.04013	128	114	9	5
2434	So, is it a yes to the diamond bracelet?	1.1481	0.03569	135	118	14	3
2435	I’d really hoped this wouldn’t turn into a working vacation, but once a trapezist, always a trapezist.	1.1481	0.04326	108	96	8	4
2436	Weee... Honey, this is so fun. Three more swings and then I'll decide if I want to continue our relationship.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2437	Now remember to do the backflip at the end.	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
2438	Don't worry. It's only the Ambien.	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
2439	Thought you should know, I'm seeing your brother."	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
2440	Oh no! I think I left my phone on vibrate!	1.1481	0.03720	135	119	12	4
2441	It was your idea to try swinging	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
2442	Good thing I'm taking an air gymnastics class!	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2443	Now aren't you glad the circus was in town?	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2444	Quicksand is not the same as a safety net!	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
2445	This is cheaper than a divorce.	1.1481	0.04326	108	96	8	4
2446	I could get you out of here for the low, low price of $13.99!	1.1481	0.03720	135	119	12	4
2447	It's supposed to be NATURAL pendency!	1.1481	0.03434	108	92	16	0
2448	Just keep your eyes on me!	1.1481	0.03434	108	92	16	0
2449	Just promise to watch The Bachelorette with me	1.1481	0.04522	108	97	6	5
2450	I’ll never let go, Jack.	1.1478	0.03324	115	98	17	0
2451	I'm going back to using a net with my next partner.	1.1478	0.03324	115	98	17	0
2452	Stop your whining...this is gonna wow them on America's Got Talent!	1.1478	0.03755	115	100	13	2
2453	See what happens when you go fishing without a net?	1.1478	0.03755	115	100	13	2
2454	Bye bye dear. Next time, don’t cheat on me with a dancer.	1.1478	0.03546	115	99	15	1
2455	Sorry Ralph. That was not one of the disclaimers on the hand lotion bottle!	1.1478	0.03953	115	101	11	3
2456	What do you mean you wish I was #Trans?!!!	1.1478	0.03755	115	100	13	2
2457	Their hike could easily have turned tragic had Rita and Jacque not been on vacation from Cirque de Soleil.	1.1475	0.03620	122	106	14	2
2458	Wait...did you wash your hands?	1.1475	0.03620	122	106	14	2
2459	Wait! I just did my nails.	1.1475	0.03620	122	106	14	2
2460	C'mon! You just aren't trying!	1.1475	0.03977	122	108	10	4
2461	Grab my hands and say “ta da!”	1.1475	0.03428	122	105	16	1
2462	Trap-ease	1.1475	0.03620	122	106	14	2
2463	It's always the same; you suggest we go to a swingers' party and then you want to leave while I'm having fun.	1.1475	0.03977	122	108	10	4
2464	Oh since I'm already en route!	1.1475	0.03802	122	107	12	3
2465	Oh man…my hands slipped.	1.1475	0.03802	122	107	12	3
2466	See - I told you there was pleeenty of time for a rescue via trapeze!	1.1475	0.03428	122	105	16	1
2467	Gotcha, not!	1.1473	0.03828	129	114	11	4
2468	Out of the way! I'm practicing my trapeze stunt, 'The Blonde in the Pond'!	1.1473	0.03667	129	113	13	3
2469	I promise you this: the safety net will be there by showtime.	1.1471	0.03694	136	120	12	4
2470	"And 'drop the swain' will appeal to women."	1.1471	0.03387	136	118	16	2
2471	Speed dating for adrenaline junkies.	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
2472	I guess I'll just die then	1.1468	0.03872	109	95	12	2
2473	Really? Again?	1.1468	0.03646	109	94	14	1
2474	We'll never hear "flamingo legs" again, will we?	1.1466	0.03518	116	100	15	1
2475	Now might not be the time, but what do you think of my new nails?	1.1466	0.04108	116	103	9	4
2476	You're the banking sector and I'm the Fed!	1.1466	0.03518	116	100	15	1
2477	Whoops I must have lost my grip trying to sign that prenup you were holding	1.1466	0.03518	116	100	15	1
2478	I need to know if you will still respect me tomorrow.	1.1466	0.04108	116	103	9	4
2479	And now time for the quadruple somersault!"	1.1466	0.03518	116	100	15	1
2480	What was her name again?	1.1466	0.04108	116	103	9	4
2481	tickle tickle tickle!	1.1463	0.03402	123	106	16	1
2482	I told you that you had too much change in your pocket.	1.1463	0.03402	123	106	16	1
2483	I told you replacing the net was a bad idea!	1.1463	0.03592	123	107	14	2
2484	It's all up to you: No pre-nup? Stay stuck in the muck.	1.1463	0.03773	123	108	12	3
2485	If I pull you out, will you pay my bar bill?	1.1463	0.03200	123	105	18	0
2486	Quicksand? Your imminent pickle is the frenzy of fan-fin sharks.	1.1463	0.03773	123	108	12	3
2487	OH NO, Darling! Hmmm…	1.1463	0.03200	123	105	18	0
2488	Before I grab you, let’s talk about that pre-nup.	1.1462	0.03296	130	112	17	1
2489	Get a grip Clive…no time for your party hypnosis trick!	1.1462	0.03296	130	112	17	1
2490	Arnold, I told you over and over to lose weight before our vacation!	1.1462	0.03954	130	116	9	5
2491	You were a great partner but I’m in love with the lion tamer	1.1462	0.03801	130	115	11	4
2492	Now I want no more grief from you over all the random stuff I keep in my purse.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2493	Why did you insist on taking down the net?	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2494	Didn't I warn you about buying at the top of the market?	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
2495	Now who’s questioning those adult ed classes.	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
2496	And you said Circus school was a waste of time!	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2497	Sorry about that!	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
2498	Sorry not sorry I dropped you, you cad!	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2499	First promise me you’ll stop insisting on working without a net.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2500	It's lucky we found out Tarzan's secret.	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
2501	Next time, let's not vacation in a state whose governor is such a galloping idiot.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2502	What have you got to say about my mood swings now, Sugar Pie?	1.1455	0.03839	110	96	12	2
2503	A swing in the swamp? It's an anxiety dream.	1.1455	0.03615	110	95	14	1
2504	Don't you feel free without the safety net?	1.1455	0.04051	110	97	10	3
2505	It's a good thing there are no alligators in there	1.1455	0.04051	110	97	10	3
2506	If this couple’s therapy doesn’t work, I’ll just run off to the circus	1.1455	0.03615	110	95	14	1
2507	Quickly! Before the music stops!	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2508	Yuck. Did you sanitize your hands?	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2509	I'll swing by later, dear!	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2510	I used to perform for Cirque du Sol!	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
2511	This quicksand is a downer.	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
2512	Don't worry, I'll coach the little-league team for you.	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
2513	Now remember, if I miss you on this one, I’ll catch you on the next swing by.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2514	Quit playing in that sand and start practicing	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
2515	Who looks ditzy now?	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2516	Wait for me honey, let me ask Chat GPT	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
2517	Flying Wallendas Rescue Squad, Everglades Branch, at your service	1.1452	0.03376	124	107	16	1
2518	Every time you get bogged down, you summon the high-flier.	1.1452	0.03376	124	107	16	1
2519	This isn't what I expected when you suggested a swinger's weekend"	1.1452	0.03565	124	108	14	2
2520	Have you seen the car keys down there?	1.1452	0.03376	124	107	16	1
2521	I told you we should have gone to the movies	1.1452	0.03565	124	108	14	2
2522	Just your luck that the circus decided on a tropical venue.	1.1450	0.03448	131	114	15	2
2523	And now let’s spice it up a little bit.	1.1450	0.03273	131	113	17	1
2524	And you said joining the ciecus wasn’t a valuable career	1.1449	0.03341	138	120	16	2
2525	This is the problem with our entire relationship!	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2526	You didn't say the magic word!	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
2527	Over Sinking	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
2528	Did you or did you not find our engagement ring?	1.1442	0.03462	104	89	15	0
2529	I'll need to climb up the tree again, and adjust the length.	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
2530	Where did you leave the car keys?	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
2531	No, me Jane. Now, Tarzan, reach, dammit.	1.1442	0.03462	104	89	15	0
2532	I said "Quick, land." not "Quick sand."	1.1442	0.03462	104	89	15	0
2533	I really can't help you; I'm just a figment of your aquatic imagination.	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
2534	And you laughed about my hobby!	1.1442	0.03462	104	89	15	0
2535	Hold on Honey, let me bring you down.	1.1441	0.04016	111	98	10	3
2536	Can we go on the monkey bars next?	1.1441	0.03807	111	97	12	2
2537	Dumb, but acrobatic, blonde to the rescue!	1.1441	0.03585	111	96	14	1
2538	anymore big ideas?	1.1441	0.03585	111	96	14	1
2539	… and who again advised me to neglect my cirque du soleil internship on my résumé?	1.1441	0.04016	111	98	10	3
2540	In these situations, it helps to be circus-spect!	1.1441	0.03807	111	97	12	2
2541	Our new eco-friendly safety net does have its drawbacks.	1.1441	0.03349	111	95	16	0
2542	I wasn’t really listening when you said, “Extreme Trapeze”.	1.1441	0.03807	111	97	12	2
2543	I know i told you i’m desperate and i’ll try anything but i really don’t see how this is going to help my eczema.	1.1441	0.03585	111	96	14	1
2544	Cirque de Swallowed	1.1441	0.03666	118	103	13	2
2545	Time for the final act.	1.1441	0.03666	118	103	13	2
2546	Trapeze camp to the rescue!	1.1441	0.03246	118	101	17	0
2547	Now, is it your circus?	1.1441	0.03462	118	102	15	1
2548	You ready to change the title of the song?	1.1441	0.03858	118	104	11	3
2549	No, it's legs up, not hands!	1.1441	0.03462	118	102	15	1
2550	I didn't expect these conditions to practice our routine!	1.1441	0.03666	118	103	13	2
2551	MTG SCREAMING, “Quicksand, or no quicksand Kevin I will save you”.	1.1440	0.03351	125	108	16	1
2552	First you need to promise to forsake all others !	1.1440	0.03351	125	108	16	1
2553	You can relax now. I'm a Certified Emergency Acrobatist.	1.1440	0.03351	125	108	16	1
2554	Work with me, Ed. Take your feet out of the stirrups	1.1440	0.03716	125	110	12	3
2555	He’s standing on the lion!	1.1439	0.03588	132	116	13	3
2556	I've cheated on you--more than once.	1.1439	0.03318	139	121	16	2
2557	Tarzan's getting cold? Too bad —we've got the camera crew hired until midnight.	1.1429	0.03555	112	97	14	1
2558	I'm not going to pull you out of there until you promise to stop running around with that lady who lives behind us.	1.1429	0.03449	140	123	14	3
2559	How many times have I told you to hold on extra tight over the quicksand??	1.1429	0.03869	133	119	9	5
2560	Did YOU really ever give ME a hand in the last thirty years of our marriage…?	1.1429	0.03828	119	105	11	3
2561	And you thought those circus lessons were just a big waste of time ...	1.1429	0.03689	105	91	13	1
2562	Grab hold but only if you promise to take out the garbage.	1.1429	0.03689	105	91	13	1
2563	But not before you sign this NDA.	1.1429	0.03512	126	110	14	2
2564	I told you not to have that donut!	1.1429	0.03555	112	97	14	1
2565	Quit going in quicksand, this is so much easier from terra firma.	1.1429	0.03053	147	127	19	1
2566	I think this is the last time I'll be reaching out to you!	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
2567	UH! OH! Seems that I dropped you.	1.1429	0.03637	119	104	13	2
2568	Close, but in the circus, we drown in debt	1.1429	0.03689	126	111	12	3
2569	And we'll call it "Cirque du Soleil: Tropical Titanic Boogaloo"	1.1429	0.03775	112	98	12	2
2570	You're right, this was a great date idea!	1.1429	0.03775	112	98	12	2
2571	Existentialism meets acrobatics – Sartre would be proud, darling!	1.1429	0.03689	126	111	12	3
2572	Hang in there love… gotcha almost… ha.	1.1429	0.03136	140	121	18	1
2573	Don't worry, I'll be back in three seconds	1.1429	0.03327	126	109	16	1
2574	I see you didn’t get the memo.	1.1429	0.03221	119	102	17	0
2575	Try extending your feet. Your arms are too short!!	1.1429	0.03775	112	98	12	2
2576	Do you promise to stop complaining about my Amazon purchases?	1.1429	0.03982	112	99	10	3
2577	Remember,I don’t know how to swim!	1.1429	0.03435	119	103	15	1
2578	Just kick your feet a little!	1.1429	0.03553	98	84	14	0
2579	I'm Fluid!	1.1429	0.03982	112	99	10	3
2580	I suggest you grab my hands. The next trapeze doesn’t come through here for another 30 minutes.	1.1429	0.03689	105	91	13	1
2581	Don’t touch. I’m just being polite.	1.1429	0.03227	133	115	17	1
2582	I can't tell you how tired I am of you holding me down!	1.1429	0.04156	105	93	9	3
2583	I'm trying my best. It's not as trap-easy as you might think.	1.1429	0.03689	105	91	13	1
2584	And you said my trapeze lessons were a waste of time.	1.1429	0.04156	105	93	9	3
2585	Goodbye prenup.	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
2586	Perhaps talons would help.	1.1429	0.03321	112	96	16	0
2587	You’ve got to really want it!	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
2588	I told you falling into quicksand would be a soft landing	1.1429	0.03555	112	97	14	1
2589	See? Isn't this more fun than Pilates?	1.1429	0.03775	112	98	12	2
2590	Weeeeeeeeeeee	1.1418	0.03426	141	124	14	3
2591	I don't know whether I can save you. I've got my career to think about.	1.1418	0.03693	134	119	11	4
2592	Phil was not amused.	1.1418	0.03375	134	117	15	2
2593	This is absolutely the last time we go to Club Med!	1.1418	0.03538	134	118	13	3
2594	I'll be right back after a message from our sponsor.	1.1417	0.03661	127	112	12	3
2595	Smile!	1.1417	0.03608	120	105	13	2
2596	Still think it was a good idea to “work without a net?”	1.1417	0.03608	120	105	13	2
2597	What’s in your wallet?	1.1416	0.03743	113	99	12	2
2598	This is not what I meant when I said we should spice things up.	1.1416	0.03743	113	99	12	2
2599	I told you taking the time to set up the net would be worth it!	1.1416	0.03949	113	100	10	3
2600	He'd fly through the air with the greatest of ease But the daring young man fell off the flying Trapeze.	1.1416	0.03526	113	98	14	1
2601	Hey, Don't smudge the nails!	1.1416	0.03743	113	99	12	2
2602	I told you that sand was quicker than it looked! Now can we invest in a net?	1.1416	0.03294	113	97	16	0
2603	...The lengths we go for the right candidate" #mylifeasaTAsourcer #recruitmen	1.1416	0.03743	113	99	12	2
2604	And you said to leave work at home....	1.1415	0.03401	106	91	15	0
2605	Just so you know, this isn’t part of my usual act, so... no promises!	1.1415	0.03894	106	93	11	2
2606	Lover’s leap!	1.1414	0.03520	99	85	14	0
2607	OW! My knees were rotated 180 degrees.	1.1414	0.03520	99	85	14	0
2608	This would be a good time to overcome your fear of heights.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2609	I wonder who will consider tights as essential for their next trek?	1.1406	0.03461	128	112	14	2
2610	You’ve forgotten the net for the last time	1.1406	0.03634	128	113	12	3
2611	Don’t worry, they are going to make sure you have access to your deposits.	1.1406	0.03461	128	112	14	2
2612	You Tarzan. Me Jane, trapeze-drying manicure. Humidity's a bitch today, am I right?	1.1405	0.03768	121	107	11	3
2613	I told you that those years at the circus would come in handy one day.	1.1405	0.03580	121	106	13	2
2614	Next time, don't forget to say "Simon Says"!	1.1405	0.03382	121	105	15	1
2615	Isn’t this better than the axe bar?	1.1405	0.03946	121	108	9	4
2616	Falling for another stick in the mud?	1.1405	0.03382	121	105	15	1
2617	The good news is that there happened to be a trapeze here.	1.1405	0.03946	121	108	9	4
2618	Fred,if you think living with you has been a circus for me,you better learn to swim!	1.1405	0.03382	121	105	15	1
2619	I’ll save you! You’re too big to fail!	1.1405	0.03768	121	107	11	3
2620	Did you see the end of "Titanic"?	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
2621	After this, we'll be ready for our couples massage.	1.1404	0.03497	114	99	14	1
2622	You can do better than that. Reach Higher!	1.1404	0.03497	114	99	14	1
2623	I hope this swing is attached to a tree	1.1404	0.03916	114	101	10	3
2624	That's what you get for working without a net.	1.1404	0.03916	114	101	10	3
2625	Hang in there honey, no pun intended, I 've .. oops missed again.	1.1404	0.03268	114	98	16	0
2626	Come on, drowning's no fun!	1.1404	0.03497	114	99	14	1
2627	I don't think so, Bob. Your exclusive focus on the 'to have and to hold clause' has run its course."	1.1404	0.03268	114	98	16	0
2628	Lucky for you, there's yet another sequel. I'm Acrobatwoman.	1.1404	0.03497	114	99	14	1
2629	You forgot to tell me that you couldn't swim!	1.1404	0.03497	114	99	14	1
2630	Never mind COVID. Grab my hand.	1.1404	0.03916	114	101	10	3
2631	Everyone wants to jump on the bandwagon	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
2632	I'm going to push, not pull, to get you in a floating position. Dont forget to breathe	1.1404	0.03497	114	99	14	1
2633	I sink therefore I am.	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
2634	Wait - she was more than 'just a friend'?	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
2635	Honey, did you ever read 'Peanuts'?	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
2636	You'll grab my hands and then we'll do a double-handed back flip from this trapeze and onto the wire -- and you'll be saved.	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
2637	Let me get you out of that primordial ooze and into showbiz.	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
2638	Where did you get the idea that ‘Swinger’s Club’ meant mud wrestling?	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
2639	Really? I feel like that’s a bit of a reach…	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
2640	Here comes SPLASH DOWN!	1.1402	0.03372	107	92	15	0
2641	STAY there. Be Happy !	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
2642	I don't care if it's with "the greatest of ease," just save me!	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
2643	Luckily I am the rubber lady.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
2644	okay if you promise complete obedience to me - forever.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
2645	Remember that long gold necklace that I wanted but you said was too expensive ?	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
2646	Love you. Love you not.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2647	Do you like my new hand lotion?	1.1395	0.03929	129	116	8	5
2648	I didn't mean it when I said I would bend over backwards for you!	1.1395	0.03772	129	115	10	4
2649	I don’t understand! It worked with Trump!	1.1395	0.03254	129	112	16	1
2650	Are you naked and afraid?	1.1395	0.03772	129	115	10	4
2651	Before we touch, did you sanitize your hands?	1.1393	0.03553	122	107	13	2
2652	Quick - Jump!	1.1393	0.03553	122	107	13	2
2653	Now how do you feel about "Shorty",your nickname for me	1.1393	0.03357	122	106	15	1
2654	This is good practice for my big show.	1.1393	0.03357	122	106	15	1
2655	I told you we should hire a professional concrete service.	1.1393	0.03553	122	107	13	2
2656	Your “Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up “, is a little too late.	1.1393	0.03357	122	106	15	1
2657	And you said a degree in Circus would be a waste.	1.1393	0.03553	122	107	13	2
2658	OMG, you finally noticed my nail polish design!	1.1393	0.03357	122	106	15	1
2659	I feel like you’re showing off when you save me with the greatest of ease.	1.1393	0.03357	122	106	15	1
2660	Mortgage Backed Securities again?	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
2661	Remember what we did in the circus as kids?	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
2662	Hang On Sloopy...Sloopy Hang On !!!	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
2663	Grab hold, Tarzan.....Jane to the rescue!	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
2664	Oh, wait! I just had my nails done...	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
2665	I said 'stick the landing,' not 'get stuck in the landing!'	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
2666	Jungle Gym to the rescue...	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
2667	Next time maybe you should bring a trapeze too, honey.	1.1389	0.04046	108	96	9	3
2668	Help! I'm trapezed!	1.1389	0.03826	108	95	11	2
2669	How many other clowns are in there?	1.1389	0.03343	108	93	15	0
2670	We should've chosen a different act	1.1389	0.03826	108	95	11	2
2671	Look! No hands!	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
2672	I told you quicksand was a real thing!	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
2673	Hahaha. Jack, stop tickling my fingertips!	1.1389	0.04046	108	96	9	3
2674	It’s just a physical representation of how I always feel.	1.1389	0.04254	108	97	7	4
2675	You said, "Help, I'm 'trapped, please!'"	1.1387	0.03465	137	121	13	3
2676	While vaccinating in the Amazon the Flying Walinda’s go underground.	1.1385	0.03411	130	114	14	2
2677	Well this is another fine mess you've gotten us into	1.1385	0.03231	130	113	16	1
2678	Yes, honey, I know you're a shark at work.	1.1385	0.03744	130	116	10	4
2679	Sure you don't want to stay a bit longer?	1.1385	0.03231	130	113	16	1
2680	Your Tarzan obsession is getting out of control.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2681	Point your toes!	1.1382	0.03525	123	108	13	2
2682	Hold on! I'll get ya!!! Whoops.	1.1382	0.03125	123	106	17	0
2683	Hang on so we can celebrate Cinco de Mayo early!	1.1382	0.03125	123	106	17	0
2684	Armies up!	1.1382	0.03525	123	108	13	2
2685	A trap-easy rescue!	1.1382	0.03885	123	110	9	4
2686	On the Roy Lichtenstein picture it looked differently, Brad	1.1382	0.03125	123	106	17	0
2687	I'm sorry honey my arms just aren't long enough..I will always remember you. What's Dave's phone number	1.1382	0.03885	123	110	9	4
2688	Who says there's no service way out here?	1.1379	0.03852	116	103	10	3
2689	You are gonna feel swamped until you get the swing of things.	1.1379	0.03216	116	100	16	0
2690	If this doesn’t work, we can try couples therapy.	1.1379	0.03441	116	101	14	1
2691	« Have you sanitize your hands before touching me? »	1.1379	0.03852	116	103	10	3
2692	Hey trust me, mother’s coming.	1.1379	0.03652	116	102	12	2
2693	The emergency response team was tied up so they sent me instead.	1.1377	0.03591	138	123	11	4
2694	Well - Linda, the show must go on without me…	1.1376	0.04414	109	99	5	5
2695	Don't grab me just yet, I want to nail this pike first.	1.1376	0.03562	109	95	13	1
2696	Be right with you. Just one question...what's her name?	1.1376	0.03793	109	96	11	2
2697	Think of it as The Greatest Show in Earth.	1.1376	0.03793	109	96	11	2
2698	Quick!Give me the key to the car	1.1376	0.04011	109	97	9	3
2699	YIKES!!!! Are you pulling me in or am I pulling you out	1.1376	0.03562	109	95	13	1
2700	Why is it always me getting you out of trouble and not the other way round?	1.1376	0.03793	109	96	11	2
2701	The optimist in me sees a mud bath, the pessimist thinks it’s quicksand.	1.1374	0.03386	131	115	14	2
2702	I'm leaving you to join the circus!	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
2703	You wanted a soft landing.	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
2704	It’s time to get serious, Ned. Circus school is more than just tights and tutus.	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
2705	I told you to lay off the hand cream!	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
2706	Tell me you recorded today's Tik Tok video!	1.1373	0.03424	102	88	14	0
2707	Let's practice our act swinging from the trees, he says. We're on vacation, I say. It'll be fun, he says.	1.1373	0.04189	102	91	8	3
2708	Promise you'll ask for directions, FIRST, next time!	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
2709	I think we would enjoy swing dancing more if you stopped using jazz hands.	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
2710	How was I supposed to know that's quicksand, Dear ?	1.1371	0.03855	124	111	9	4
2711	....you have 1.1 seconds to take my......	1.1371	0.03499	124	109	13	2
2712	If you keep coming to classes with me you’ll eventually get the swing of things.	1.1371	0.03499	124	109	13	2
2713	Don't you remember saying, 'Til death do us part and anything for TikTok?'	1.1371	0.03681	124	110	11	3
2714	How much did you say you weigh?	1.1368	0.04391	95	85	7	3
2715	With mere seconds to spare, Susie saved Dave from his tax burden.	1.1368	0.03413	117	102	14	1
2716	My timing was off. Let's take it from the top.	1.1368	0.03413	117	102	14	1
2717	The next-best thing to a shotgun wedding? How’s about a quicksand engagement.	1.1368	0.03821	117	104	10	3
2718	That looks dangerous!	1.1368	0.03623	117	103	12	2
2719	Who do you think taught Tarzan all he knows, a bunch of apes?	1.1368	0.03623	117	103	12	2
2720	This just might muddy our relationship!	1.1368	0.03413	117	102	14	1
2721	When your ex called you an old stick-in-the-mud, how was I to know how right she was?	1.1368	0.03190	117	101	16	0
2722	No practice needed, you said. I’ll get the hang of it, you said.	1.1368	0.03623	117	103	12	2
2723	This is not what I meant when I suggested that we have a swinging time.	1.1368	0.03413	117	102	14	1
2724	Sorry honey, I didn’t realize there was quicksand at that end of the stream, can you reach a little higher?“	1.1368	0.03413	117	102	14	1
2725	I told you not to let go!	1.1364	0.03532	110	96	13	1
2726	Now kick your legs like we practiced.	1.1364	0.03532	110	96	13	1
2727	And you didn't want me to join the circus.	1.1364	0.03760	110	97	11	2
2728	Oh no, visiting my mother just wasn't exciting enough for you!	1.1364	0.03760	110	97	11	2
2729	Good thing you hired a self-starter who can juggle many responsibilities in a fast-paced environment!	1.1364	0.03976	110	98	9	3
2730	Are you sure you don't want to watch Ted Lasso?	1.1364	0.03532	110	96	13	1
2731	But last night you told me we were through."	1.1364	0.03760	110	97	11	2
2732	Not exactly fun, but this is what our fans come to see.	1.1364	0.03532	110	96	13	1
2733	Drat Darling--you always complained of my stubby arms.	1.1364	0.03532	110	96	13	1
2734	Don't call me Stretch!	1.1364	0.03760	110	97	11	2
2735	Oh you meant, "Trap ease"	1.1364	0.03287	110	95	15	0
2736	Hey! Are you Tarz-Anne?	1.1364	0.03287	110	95	15	0
2737	There's a first time for everything!	1.1360	0.03472	125	110	13	2
2738	Of course I just used lots of hand sanitizer,why do you ask?	1.1360	0.03653	125	111	11	3
2739	Bjork is touring this year! We don’t need to act out all of her songs—especially “Quicksand”.	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
2740	But what's in this for me?	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
2741	Are you sure you are not interested in our fabulous new timeshare offer?	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
2742	There's a reason I said "look before you leap".	1.1357	0.03394	140	124	13	3
2743	The flying deathtrap-eeze.	1.1356	0.03386	118	103	14	1
2744	That's what you get for sleeping with Alice!	1.1356	0.03386	118	103	14	1
2745	Let me rescue you from the muck of American politics!	1.1356	0.03594	118	104	12	2
2746	Next time include the net!	1.1356	0.03386	118	103	14	1
2747	Sure, I will swing by and pick you up	1.1356	0.03790	118	105	10	3
2748	Your love keeps lifting me higher.	1.1356	0.03594	118	104	12	2
2749	I was practicing trapeze school, when you were suspecting that I was sleeping with your best man.	1.1356	0.03790	118	105	10	3
2750	Sorry. I used to be a swinger but I’m not so good anymore.	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
2751	But first. Quick, can Mother live with us?	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
2752	This is not the time to have fear of heights	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
2753	Hang on for a few more swings, I'll grab you just as soon as my nail polish dries	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
2754	Isn't the plumage beautiful?	1.1353	0.03664	133	119	10	4
2755	Watch out, some of those spikey things are shark fins!	1.1351	0.03260	111	96	15	0
2756	what a hubble-bubble!	1.1351	0.03260	111	96	15	0
2757	A Maiden not in distress	1.1351	0.03260	111	96	15	0
2758	You do tuck instead of pike and I'm flippin you back in.	1.1351	0.03502	111	97	13	1
2759	The cactus is in town.	1.1351	0.03502	111	97	13	1
2760	Remember when you teased me about how small and weak my hands are?	1.1351

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