Contest #843


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Leave the circus,” you said. “You’ll never use those skills,” you said 1.6922 0.01755 1995 1014 581 400
1 Turns out I can let you go. 1.6559 0.01605 2238 1162 684 392
2 My therapist says I need to let go. 1.6494 0.01609 2296 1226 649 421
3 No, not your hands. The car keys! 1.6461 0.01488 2792 1531 718 543
4 If you were actually the height you listed on your profile this wouldn't be an issue 1.6458 0.01374 3210 1742 863 605
5 Bob, I feel like I am doing all the work in this relationship. 1.6425 0.01451 2699 1422 820 457
6 Okay, I'll wait....go ahead, mansplain to me just how I should save you. 1.6424 0.02262 1183 645 316 222
7 Quick tell me your pin number in case this doesn't work 1.6352 0.01779 1867 1016 516 335
8 So, who’s ‘too needy’ now? 1.6277 0.01719 1872 996 577 299
9 I don't usually pick up men this way. 1.6254 0.01676 2013 1087 593 333
10 I'm sorry, what was that? Did you say you were wrong? 1.6193 0.01697 2028 1125 550 353
11 Now are you glad I packed the trapeze? 1.6181 0.02180 1152 619 354 179
12 Still think I'm too clingy? 1.6172 0.01932 1515 829 437 249
13 Good God, NO! They drew my arms too short! 1.6094 0.01563 2514 1454 588 472
14 Am I catching you at a bad time? 1.6058 0.00983 6197 3559 1522 1116
15 Say it. Say it with meaning! "I will always stop and ask for directions!" 1.6007 0.01980 1485 847 384 254
16 This’ll be a great story to tell our kids regardless of the outcome. 1.5998 0.02164 1182 658 339 185
17 Suddenly you’re OK with holding my hand in public. 1.5983 0.01964 1394 767 420 207
18 Aren’t you glad you didn’t marry the fire breather? 1.5956 0.02129 1187 656 355 176
19 The only time you reach out to me is when it's convenient for you. 1.5944 0.01527 2288 1262 692 334
20 I promised my therapist I would stop trying to save men! 1.5930 0.01727 1801 999 536 266
21 And you promise to put the toilet seat down. 1.5917 0.01731 1822 1021 524 277
22 Oh, so NOW you want to hold hands. 1.5875 0.01937 1423 794 422 207
23 I'll swing by later and pick you up! 1.5829 0.02186 1067 587 338 142
24 It's getting harder and harder to reach you lately. 1.5826 0.01753 1756 993 503 260
25 Sorry dear. You saw the sign. ‘Catch and Release.’ 1.5780 0.01433 2725 1580 715 430
26 It was at this exact moment when Brenda asked herself, “are you really happy with Frank?” 1.5750 0.01444 2713 1589 688 436
27 Promise not to vote for Trump again? 1.5743 0.01447 2936 1793 600 543
28 Pretend I'm the remote! 1.5741 0.01419 2745 1592 730 423
29 I believe it’s more grammatical to say ‘who is saving whom? 1.5706 0.02100 1141 637 357 147
30 I didn't let go. You let go. 1.5658 0.01636 1914 1086 573 255
31 A raise might greatly improve my grip..... 1.5654 0.02130 1139 649 336 154
32 I'll pick you up the next time I swing by. 1.5643 0.02033 1237 703 370 164
33 Just so you know - it's not like me to pick up guys on the fly. 1.5640 0.01336 3009 1750 821 438
34 Ooops...I missed you again. What were you saying about a prenup? 1.5630 0.01716 1840 1076 492 272
35 I told you that someday you'd be glad I'm a swinger. 1.5621 0.02251 1023 587 297 139
36 Yes I HAVE heard the one about the woman on the flying trapeze who caught her husband in the act. 1.5490 0.01992 1315 773 362 180
37 Swear you'll never vote for Trump! 1.5472 0.01856 1674 1033 366 275
38 Are you happy you married a swinger now? 1.5468 0.01585 2063 1214 570 279
39 I’ll be back in a sec. 1.5445 0.01335 2584 1451 859 274
40 Oh, now you want me? 1.5422 0.01423 2525 1488 705 332
41 But first, tell me 5 things you love about me 1.5346 0.01707 1747 1040 480 227
42 Stop playing so hard to get. 1.5346 0.01789 1562 923 443 196
43 The next late-mid-life crisis, you're on your own. 1.5340 0.02201 970 559 304 107
44 'Don't you worry. No way I'm losing a THIRD husband like this.' 1.5337 0.03566 416 252 106 58
45 You’ll be fine. You’re standing on my second husband. 1.5326 0.01485 2420 1475 601 344
46 If I had a ring on my finger, then maybe you could grip better. 1.5314 0.01318 3197 1988 719 490
47 Do you agree that your mother is NEVER coming over again? 1.5303 0.02034 1205 716 339 150
48 Oh, so now you want to close the gender gap 1.5294 0.01999 1241 737 351 153
49 Remind me again where you were last night. 1.5279 0.01985 1237 731 359 147
50 Oh, you're right. I can see your bald spot. 1.5253 0.03390 455 278 115 62
51 All the guys I attract are so needy. 1.5060 0.01588 2164 1389 455 320
52 Maybe a ring would improve my grip. 1.5000 0.01748 1518 921 435 162
53 I never thought catching a man would be so tough. 1.4925 0.01759 1726 1121 360 245
54 You wanted to try swinging, I misunderstood 1.4915 0.01862 1353 836 369 148
55 Wait. Are we too co-dependent? 1.4777 0.01850 1413 903 345 165
56 Before I rescue you, can you tell me if you’ve ever voted for Donald Trump? 1.4773 0.02015 1431 985 209 237
57 I 'm swinging by to let you know I just saved fifteen percent on Geico Insurance. 1.4637 0.02306 908 593 209 106
58 There you are. I've been trying to reach you.” 1.4610 0.02156 1089 727 222 140
59 There you are! We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.4555 0.02270 999 677 189 133
60 Do you have to turn everything into a circus? 1.4535 0.02175 999 658 229 112
61 Apparently I'm your emergency contact. 1.4500 0.02102 920 579 268 73
62 I’m Stacy from HR, sorry we have to let you go. 1.4474 0.02294 979 672 176 131
63 I need to hear you say ‘never mind about the prenup’.” 1.4466 0.02195 974 647 219 108
64 Not so 'useless' now, is it? 1.4466 0.02241 927 614 212 101
65 Please hold your applause.” 1.4432 0.02404 898 622 154 122
66 You used to like it when I played hard-to-get. 1.4410 0.02302 814 530 209 75
67 Do you promise to start helping around the house? 1.4388 0.02401 841 572 169 100
68 'No way! I've just had my nails done' 1.4385 0.02552 675 444 166 65
69 I think you better tell me your passwords! 1.4371 0.02312 867 582 191 94
70 Is Frank still hanging on to your ankles? 1.4369 0.02645 666 448 145 73
71 You call it a divorce. I call it a grand finale. 1.4359 0.02480 780 531 158 91
72 Who’s the Tarzan now Bob? 1.4355 0.02307 884 598 187 99
73 Quick! Pass me the car keys, 1.4354 0.02470 790 539 158 93
74 The things I do to avoid being single. 1.4353 0.02348 843 568 183 92
75 Before I do this, who's Brittany? 1.4346 0.02473 780 531 159 90
76 Hi, I'm Cheryl with Trapeze Artists Assistance. Do you have your membership card handy? 1.4317 0.02421 776 522 173 81
77 I'm sorry, could you mansplain how to save you again? I'm afraid I didn't catch it the first time. 1.4293 0.02460 785 538 157 90
78 And that kids, is how I met your mother 1.4293 0.02413 785 531 171 83
79 You promise that you will never leave the toilet seat up again? 1.4246 0.02496 716 484 160 72
80 Seriously? My eyes are up here! 1.4241 0.02685 665 461 126 78
81 With a sinking realization, Kevin finally understood why she was known as short-handed Sally. 1.4237 0.02462 760 520 158 82
82 Careful...my nails are wet. 1.4222 0.02428 765 521 165 79
83 You were right—a net probably makes more sense. 1.4219 0.02369 704 460 191 53
84 Is Bob still holding your ankles? 1.4210 0.02604 715 500 129 86
85 So you don't mind my mother moving in with us? 1.4192 0.02625 699 489 127 83
86 This is the absolute last time! 1.4179 0.02495 670 448 164 58
87 I’m not reaching for your hand, I’m waving goodbye. 1.4163 0.02720 627 435 123 69
88 Was the last election stolen or not? 1.4161 0.02729 644 452 116 76
89 I'm still a swinger, but you're just an old stick in the mud! 1.4148 0.02756 610 424 119 67
90 Oops, must be that new moisturizer…but don’t my hands look fabulous? 1.4144 0.02609 654 449 139 66
91 « Remember when I told you I had forgiven you for your affair? I lied. » 1.4134 0.02748 612 426 119 67
92 The perils of choosing Cirque du Soleil over couples therapy! 1.4108 0.02701 611 422 127 62
93 Just when I thought you couldn’t sink any lower. 1.4107 0.02811 599 422 108 69
94 Sorry! I thought you were someone else. 1.4098 0.02633 654 455 130 69
95 Now do you believe swinging can save our relationship? 1.4095 0.02622 630 432 138 60
96 Wait a minute, why aren't you wearing your ring? 1.4092 0.02666 628 435 129 64
97 Your reach needs to exceed my grasp. 1.4085 0.02636 612 418 138 56
98 Are you still standing on his shoulders? 1.4042 0.02842 569 401 106 62
99 Think quick - uh, I mean fast. 1.4040 0.02791 552 381 119 52
100 'C'mon, you can say it this one time, tell me I was right!' 1.4038 0.02780 577 403 115 59
101 Next time Tripadvisor says 'Pack a light trapeze,' I don't want any argument. 1.4030 0.02879 541 379 106 56
102 Sorry but I have to let you go 1.4023 0.02631 599 410 137 52
103 I can't help you if you keep doing 'jazz hands'! 1.4022 0.02844 547 382 110 55
104 Sorry, my therapist says I need to stop saving people. 1.4018 0.02829 560 393 109 58
105 My eyes are up here! Concentrate! 1.4004 0.02853 522 361 113 48
106 I never thought you’d reach out. 1.3993 0.02657 566 385 136 45
107 Everyone thinks I’m here to rescue you but I just wanted to say goodbye. 1.3988 0.02902 519 363 105 51
108 You're the one who wanted to give swinging a go, Greg! 1.3981 0.02610 638 446 130 62
109 At least you stuck the landing!" 1.3976 0.02745 586 412 115 59
110 Oh, wait. You're not John! 1.3974 0.02891 531 374 103 54
111 What do you mean 'attachment' issues? 1.3948 0.02643 580 399 133 48
112 Get a grip!" 1.3948 0.02804 537 374 114 49
113 Do you think the video will get more views if I don’t save you? 1.3945 0.02882 545 388 99 58
114 Harold,my mother says our relationship has become a circus and that you will just drag me down. 1.3945 0.02936 507 357 100 50
115 i guess they didn't drain the swamp .... 1.3943 0.02836 563 401 102 60
116 If this doesn’t work, what’s the combination for your safe? 1.3938 0.02864 518 362 108 48
117 You're so much nicer when you need a favor. 1.3930 0.02912 486 337 107 42
118 I never touch a vacuum cleaner again, or you're going down. 1.3922 0.02831 561 400 102 59
119 Maybe try standing up? 1.3907 0.02826 517 360 112 45
120 And, a remodeled bathroom? 1.3882 0.02958 510 365 92 53
121 These trust exercises are fun. 1.3878 0.02856 477 328 113 36
122 I guess I picked a bad day to moisturise. 1.3874 0.02893 493 345 105 43
123 And you said my time at the circus was a waste of time 1.3862 0.02648 536 366 133 37
124 I suppose you want me to pick up the kids and make dinner too. 1.3852 0.02872 501 352 105 44
125 Are my trapeze lessons still a silly waste of time, Gerald? What?! I can’t hear you! 1.3845 0.02949 476 335 99 42
126 My psychiatrist said to release my biggest problem first. That's you, Bob. 1.3841 0.03150 453 327 78 48
127 Any second thoughts, Mr. No-Net? 1.3835 0.02951 472 332 99 41
128 If our pay was equal, I could have afforded a longer trapeze. 1.3835 0.02981 472 334 95 43
129 So, do you still think Wallenda is such a funny name? 1.3816 0.02816 511 359 109 43
130 Before I pull you out, do you understand that I am an out-of-network provider? 1.3815 0.03119 443 317 83 43
131 This is definitely the last time we go with the Tarzan-Jane roleplay. 1.3813 0.02726 493 337 124 32
132 Keep looking. I know I dropped it in there. 1.3807 0.04564 197 139 41 17
133 What were you saying about us going our separate ways? 1.3800 0.02801 500 349 112 39
134 Well, it has been a pleasure working with you. 1.3783 0.02889 460 320 106 34
135 I bet NOW you're not angry that I ran away with the circus for a few years. 1.3776 0.02891 474 333 103 38
136 After this, I still gotta finish up at the office, pick up the kids and start dinner. 1.3771 0.03036 472 341 84 47
137 And that, kids, is how I lost your father. 1.3770 0.03132 443 320 79 44
138 First, do you agree to take a short survey rating your rescue experience? 1.3770 0.03066 443 316 87 40
139 Now would be a good time to tell me the combination to our safe. 1.3769 0.02961 451 317 98 36
140 Not so judgmental now, about my skipping college, are you? 1.3744 0.03113 430 308 83 39
141 I’m the aerial rescue covered by your travel insurance.” 1.3742 0.02984 473 340 89 44
142 When's our anniversary? 1.3738 0.03246 412 299 72 41
143 I’ll catch you on the flip side. 1.3735 0.03300 415 305 65 45
144 Try farting. 1.3729 0.03316 421 312 61 48
145 It's your own fault--my dating profile said 'swinger' -- yours said you could swim. 1.3723 0.03151 419 301 80 38
146 You're the one who wanted to raise the bar. 1.3717 0.03050 417 294 91 32
147 Mansplain again how the trapeze works. 1.3712 0.03274 431 320 62 49
148 Do you want to take my hand now? Or are you still keeping your options open? 1.3688 0.03046 442 318 85 39
149 We both have Paper. Try again! 1.3687 0.03318 396 290 66 40
150 ‘Maybe I shouldn’t have moisturized.’ 1.3687 0.03052 434 311 86 37
151 You know Greg would've gotten out of this by himself 1.3675 0.03055 400 281 91 28
152 This is just another one of your stunts, isn’t it? 1.3672 0.02771 482 338 111 33
153 While I have you here… 1.3671 0.02950 444 315 95 34
154 Stop 'mansplaining' quicksand to me!! 1.3668 0.03098 428 309 81 38
155 "Don't make this situation worse by sinking with the car keys!" 1.3665 0.03202 412 300 73 39
156 There better be a damn good Team Building t-shirt this year 1.3656 0.03196 413 301 73 39
157 And you said I’d never learn anything practical in circus school.” 1.3652 0.03346 397 294 61 42
158 Still want a prenup? 1.3650 0.03217 389 280 76 33
159 This time grab my hands. 1.3645 0.03136 417 302 78 37
160 You always make everything so difficult. 1.3645 0.02969 428 303 94 31
161 Quick! Hand me you wallet! 1.3634 0.03150 421 307 75 39
162 This is the problem with you ALWAYS moisturizing your hands! 1.3625 0.03129 411 297 79 35
163 It was quicker sand the last time. 1.3618 0.03076 387 273 88 26
164 Hurry, the dancing bear can only fly the helicopter for so long. 1.3615 0.03378 379 280 61 38
165 Now, do you still want to “see other people”? 1.3612 0.02983 443 319 88 36
166 ...and you'll clean the bathrooms on alternate weeks" 1.3608 0.03239 388 282 72 34
167 So NOW you want to get back together. 1.3601 0.03273 361 259 74 28
168 I said I was dropping you, and I meant it 1.3601 0.03352 386 286 61 39
169 Do you agree to our terms and conditions? 1.3600 0.03164 375 267 81 27
170 Well, it's not my fault that you just put lotion on your hands... 1.3597 0.03149 417 305 74 38
171 This is your lucky day! I don't usually swing on the first date. 1.3592 0.03158 412 301 74 37
172 Who's too needy now? 1.3587 0.03127 407 295 78 34
173 "Oh. no. Why did I use that new hand lotion. 1.3582 0.03135 416 304 75 37
174 My mother said you’d drag me down with you. 1.3576 0.02899 453 325 94 34
175 Face it Jeff, I'm a swinger and you're a stick in the mud. 1.3570 0.03441 381 287 52 42
176 Have you sanitized your hands? 1.3559 0.03264 354 254 74 26
177 Do you still think having a safety net is a 'girl thing'? 1.3556 0.03026 374 262 91 21
178 Do you promise to paint the spare room? 1.3550 0.03082 400 288 82 30
179 My eyes are up here, buddy! 1.3538 0.03417 359 266 59 34
180 Oh, no! I just moisturized! 1.3536 0.03065 379 269 86 24
181 you called for Lift? 1.3529 0.03295 374 275 66 33
182 I met someone. His name is Tarzan. 1.3528 0.02938 428 307 91 30
183 And you laughed when I said, "I pack it for emergencies." 1.3514 0.03309 350 254 69 27
184 Really? You’re mansplaining now? 1.3508 0.03284 382 283 64 35
185 You're damned lucky I just happened to be swinging by. 1.3507 0.03212 365 264 74 27
186 Wait till you see what I have planned for our second date. 1.3501 0.03310 357 261 67 29
187 I love this new adventure dating site! 1.3497 0.03206 346 247 77 22
188 Do you solemnly swear you’ll put down the toilet seat? 1.3495 0.03090 412 302 76 34
189 I’m pretty sure I’ll be right back. 1.3494 0.03269 352 255 71 26
190 Just before I save you, can we talk about my mother coming to live with us? 1.3479 0.03324 365 270 63 32
191 Why is it so hard to hang on to a man? 1.3477 0.03168 394 290 71 33
192 I said "let's go" not "let go" ! 1.3476 0.03643 328 248 46 34
193 Aren't you glad you broke up with that lion tamer? 1.3473 0.03160 357 256 78 23
194 And you laughed at my week in Cirque du Soleil's summer camp. 1.3471 0.03398 340 250 62 28
195 You're the third 'daring young man' I've had to rescue this week. 1.3470 0.03316 366 271 63 32
196 Timing is everything dear, I'll be back in a second. 1.3464 0.03321 332 240 69 23
197 Let's hook up the next time I swing by. 1.3457 0.03252 350 254 71 25
198 See Derek, I DID need my Travel Trapeze. 1.3444 0.03460 331 245 58 28
199 …and three and four and JAZZ HANDS!! 1.3444 0.03297 331 239 70 22
200 You sure your tights are still on? 1.3440 0.03321 343 251 66 26
201 You're the one who wanted to try swinging in the first place. 1.3437 0.03291 355 261 66 28
202 Funny, I've been thinking a lot about how I only make half of what you make. Do you think that's fair? 1.3426 0.03357 359 268 59 32
203 Wait, you've washed your hands - right? 1.3422 0.03175 377 277 71 29
204 This is the last time I’m going to bend over backwards to save you Steve! 1.3421 0.03326 342 251 65 26
205 No,no, the car keys 1.3415 0.03478 328 244 56 28
206 Did you find your phone? 1.3412 0.03684 296 221 49 26
207 . Catch and Release 1.3411 0.03688 299 224 48 27
208 NOW have you decided to apologize? 1.3410 0.03271 346 253 68 25
209 Did you use hand sanitizer? 1.3409 0.03491 308 226 59 23
210 I promise i won't let go this time 1.3408 0.03213 355 259 71 25
211 You ALWAYS say it's not the right time to talk about having kids. 1.3408 0.03267 358 264 66 28
212 You've always been an old stick-in-the-mud, Harry. 1.3405 0.03465 326 242 57 27
213 Well $130,000 wasn't enough thats why! 1.3398 0.03511 309 228 57 24
214 Relax, it's just like the one in my bedroom. 1.3395 0.03479 324 241 56 27
215 Sorry, I just did my nails. 1.3388 0.03233 363 268 67 28
216 Are you ready to commit? 1.3385 0.03214 325 233 74 18
217 Wait...are you vaccinated? 1.3376 0.03439 314 231 60 23
218 Look who wants commitment now! 1.3371 0.03177 356 260 72 24
219 Oh, stop it, Chuck -- you knew the rule was strictly "catch and release." 1.3364 0.03482 330 248 53 29
220 How do you feel about my mother coming to live with us? 1.3362 0.03238 354 261 67 26
221 If you could leave me 5 stars, I’d really appreciate it! 1.3356 0.03590 295 219 53 23
222 Remember when I thought you were a great catch? 1.3356 0.03500 298 219 58 21
223 Please tell me you're not wearing crocs!" 1.3355 0.03606 304 228 50 26
224 Who do I call to get a refund on your burial plot? 1.3355 0.03783 313 243 35 35
225 It's over, Ted. This is the last time I'll be swinging by. 1.3353 0.03393 331 246 59 26
226 Can't you just admit couples therapy would be easier 1.3345 0.03418 287 207 64 16
227 Let me point out this is not MY recurring dream, Phil... 1.3344 0.03596 305 229 50 26
228 Not quick enough, if you ask me. 1.3343 0.03255 335 245 68 22
229 Just let that sink in 1.3333 0.03348 348 261 58 29
230 Stay put! I’ll swing back around later to pick you up. 1.3323 0.03313 334 247 63 24
231 Are you sure you’re still standing on his shoulders? 1.3323 0.03469 331 250 52 29
232 I'm pregnant. 1.3323 0.03591 319 243 46 30
233 So now you trust me. 1.3322 0.03468 289 211 60 18
234 Did I tell you my mother's coming to live with us? 1.3322 0.03528 286 210 57 19
235 I'll be back. 1.3311 0.03728 293 223 43 27
236 So, Is it still a stupid hobby now? 1.3310 0.03814 284 217 40 27
237 You still going to make fun of our couples trapeze class. 1.3302 0.03296 324 238 65 21
238 I always thought you were a real stick in the mud." 1.3302 0.03257 321 234 68 19
239 Now who thinks a woman’s place is in the home 1.3300 0.03570 300 225 51 24
240 All this back-and-forth is getting us nowhere. 1.3290 0.03324 307 224 65 18
241 And you said not to bring the trapeze. 1.3287 0.03692 286 216 46 24
242 Now you ask for my hand in marriage? 1.3286 0.03302 350 263 59 28
243 I told you I was going to drop you! Because you never listen. 1.3281 0.03488 317 239 52 26
244 Ok, you win. We’ll go back to ballroom dancing. 1.3280 0.03394 314 233 59 22
245 Who’s needy now? 1.3275 0.03537 284 210 55 19
246 Just so you know, I'm not actually a swinger. 1.3269 0.03400 309 229 59 21
247 Sorry. I'll send in the clowns. 1.3268 0.03986 257 197 36 24
248 Quick! Are you a Republican or a Democrat? 1.3262 0.03759 282 215 42 25
249 Honey, you have to try to meet me halfway 1.3262 0.03623 282 211 50 21
250 Tiptoes! Tiptoes! 1.3258 0.03651 267 198 51 18
251 Fine, it’s a dream. Just grab on, anyway! 1.3251 0.03205 323 236 69 18
252 Try standing on your toes 1.3249 0.03295 354 268 57 29
253 I can't believe our luck! A trapeze in the middle of the jungle! 1.3246 0.03363 305 225 61 19
254 Stop it with the Jazz Hands, I'm trying to save you 1.3242 0.03490 293 218 55 20
255 Quick, hand me the credit card. 1.3241 0.03582 290 218 50 22
256 Oh hang on, sweetie! First, very slowly, try handing me the car keys. 1.3240 0.03733 250 185 49 16
257 Oops, dropped you again. 1.3233 0.03366 300 221 61 18
258 Hey, you're the one who said 'Watch this.' 1.3231 0.03474 325 248 49 28
259 Account number and password? 1.3227 0.03482 313 237 51 25
260 Worst first date ever....am I right? 1.3220 0.03750 264 199 45 20
261 Meet for coffee, later? No pressure. 1.3219 0.03561 292 220 50 22
262 You really stuck the landing. 1.3219 0.03528 292 219 52 21
263 How much did you say you were going to raise my salary? 1.3219 0.03392 292 215 60 17
264 I'm done - next time, you can wait for Tarzan 1.3218 0.03535 317 243 46 28
265 Do you still want a divorce, Bob? 1.3217 0.03889 258 197 39 22
266 Looks like the sand is a little quicker than usual today! 1.3213 0.03226 305 222 68 15
267 Come on Jack, don't be such a stick in the mud. 1.3213 0.03357 305 226 60 19
268 I guess I should try to swing by more often! 1.3211 0.03595 299 228 46 25
269 Remember when I asked YOU for a raise, Bill? 1.3201 0.03435 303 227 55 21
270 Remember when you said women are inferior because they lack upper body strength and then you fell into quicksand? 1.3197 0.03669 294 226 42 26
271 Don’t take the trapeze, you said! We won’t need the trapeze, you said! 1.3192 0.03786 260 197 43 20
272 And you promise to always put the toilet seat back down. Promise? 1.3191 0.03456 304 229 53 22
273 before I grab you... Who's "Gloria" ? 1.3187 0.03506 273 202 55 16
274 Now you agree to painting the dining room pink, right? 1.3185 0.03378 314 236 56 22
275 I'm always picking up after you 1.3182 0.03298 308 228 62 18
276 Say it. " Brenda is a golden goddess and I promise to rub her feet at the end of each day" 1.3179 0.03715 302 236 36 30
277 This is me letting go. 1.3179 0.03482 280 208 55 17
278 It's not a metaphor, you are stuck in the mud. 1.3173 0.03636 271 204 48 19
279 Don't applaud just yet. 1.3169 0.03261 284 206 66 12
280 Have you had a chance to read my screenplay yet? 1.3162 0.03586 272 204 50 18
281 And you said it was a useless hobby... 1.3160 0.03690 269 204 45 20
282 First admit the “circus thing” wasn’t just a midlife crisis. 1.3156 0.03443 301 227 53 21
283 I need the car keys. 1.3156 0.03345 301 224 59 18
284 The bad news is that Pierre is holding me by his teeth. 1.3155 0.03525 317 245 44 28
285 Just hand me the keys! 1.3154 0.03499 298 226 50 22
286 Still think my acrobatic skills are impractical? 1.3154 0.03559 279 210 50 19
287 Swing and a miss, strike two. 1.3153 0.03390 295 220 57 18
288 I hate to break it off this way but the timing just seems right. 1.3152 0.03646 257 192 49 16
289 Once again, I’m doing all the work. 1.3145 0.03647 248 184 50 14
290 I’m lookin for a man with bigger hands. 1.3141 0.03538 277 208 51 18
291 Hey!!!... my eyes are up here... 1.3137 0.03848 271 211 35 25
292 I know about Martha. 1.3136 0.04001 236 181 36 19
293 Not until you admit that climate change is real! 1.3129 0.03528 294 224 48 22
294 How do you feel about drag queens now, Gov. DeSantis? 1.3125 0.04055 224 171 36 17
295 Admit it, admit circus school was a good idea! 1.3121 0.03040 346 256 72 18
296 And you said it was foolish to run away with the circus. 1.3120 0.03879 250 192 38 20
297 Ooh, almost. Can you find something to stand on? 1.3116 0.03542 276 208 50 18
298 Looks like you stuck the landing! 1.3116 0.03579 276 209 48 19
299 Who's ass is too big now? 1.3114 0.04050 228 175 35 18
300 Nice try…my mom’s expecting us at 8. 1.3107 0.03577 280 213 47 20
301 Sorry - he drew my arms too short. 1.3106 0.04026 264 210 26 28
302 Could you hand me the car keys? 1.3105 0.03683 248 186 47 15
303 George! I am so sorry I called you a stick-in-the-mud. 1.3102 0.03802 245 186 42 17
304 I think the therapist has gone overboard with the trust building activities. 1.3099 0.03744 242 182 45 15
305 This was not what I had in mind when I said we should become swingers. 1.3099 0.03610 284 218 44 22
306 Next time I'll swing by a bit earlier. 1.3095 0.03489 294 224 49 21
307 Over quicksand, you said. It'll be great, you said. 1.3095 0.03554 294 226 45 23
308 Ever since they closed down Barnum and Bailey, Connie was able to find new work doing search and rescues. 1.3095 0.03587 294 227 43 24
309 Grab on! This is sink or swing. 1.3089 0.03573 259 194 50 15
310 Your mother told you don't marry the circus gal. I wonder, do you think she was right? 1.3088 0.03529 285 217 48 20
311 What could go wrong? 1.3086 0.03684 256 194 45 17
312 Honestly, I’m tempted to swipe right. 1.3083 0.03585 253 189 50 14
313 The moment he realized he shouldn't have broken up with her til after the show 1.3080 0.03871 250 193 37 20
314 Your timing is off. 1.3077 0.03390 260 191 58 11
315 You wanted to practice without a net. 1.3071 0.03794 241 183 42 16
316 Only if you promise to be nice to my mother when she visits next month. 1.3066 0.03356 274 203 58 13
317 Careful, dear. I just put lotion on my hands. 1.3063 0.03278 284 210 61 13
318 Oops. My bad. 1.3063 0.03576 271 206 47 18
319 Oh no! You have the keys. 1.3059 0.03731 255 195 42 18
320 I know the timing isn’t ideal but I’m leaving the act. 1.3058 0.03735 242 183 44 15
321 Oh honey, don't be such a stick-in-the-mud. 1.3056 0.03676 252 191 45 16
322 Now do you believe that packing our trapeze was a good idea? 1.3056 0.03209 288 212 64 12
323 I think we should see other people. 1.3054 0.03139 298 219 67 12
324 I can't do it without the music! 1.3053 0.03708 226 168 47 11
325 Okay, I guess it does work better with you on top 1.3052 0.03527 249 185 52 12
326 Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps Fred 1.3051 0.03893 236 181 38 17
327 I told you I was a good catch! 1.3050 0.03477 282 214 50 18
328 Drain the swamp? It's just another Big Lie! 1.3047 0.03635 256 194 46 16
329 '"Safety net?" I said. "It's too expensive," you said. 1.3043 0.04104 230 180 30 20
330 This is no time to argue about who dropped who! 1.3040 0.03736 250 191 42 17
331 If you were really 6'2 I could save you. 1.3040 0.03736 250 191 42 17
332 Tell me again how you think it was stupid of me to pack my leotards Roger! 1.3040 0.03999 227 175 35 17
333 Lucky you I'm on swing shift today! 1.3040 0.03695 227 169 47 11
334 Still think swinging's a bad idea? 1.3038 0.03511 260 195 51 14
335 I told you to dry your hands 1.3038 0.03594 260 197 47 16
336 Is that a Yes? 1.3032 0.03813 221 166 43 12
337 Stop saying, "Use the force!" 1.3031 0.03818 254 197 37 20
338 I'll ask you one more time. Can my mother come and live with us? 1.3030 0.03947 231 178 36 17
339 Aren’t you glad you married me instead of the bearded lady? 1.3028 0.03491 284 217 48 19
340 First the Rolex! 1.3028 0.04009 218 167 36 15
341 Did you use sanitizer?? 1.3025 0.03771 238 181 42 15
342 Still think I should have gone to College instead of Clown School? 1.3020 0.03741 245 187 42 16
343 When I said I'd swing by to pick you up, I wasn't expecting THIS!! 1.3020 0.03596 255 193 47 15
344 Pretend I am the TV remote and reach a little further. 1.3019 0.03778 265 207 36 22
345 I guess we're just not connecting. 1.3017 0.03688 232 174 46 12
346 Stay there, I”ll be right back.. 1.3017 0.03688 232 174 46 12
347 Excuse me, my eyes are up here! 1.3017 0.03906 242 188 35 19
348 Wow, this is a metaphor for all my relationshiiiiiips! 1.3017 0.03633 242 182 47 13
349 I told you trapeze lessons would be worth it. 1.3012 0.03563 249 187 49 13
350 Keep your chin up! 1.3011 0.03584 269 206 45 18
351 For Spanish, blink once. For rescue, blink twice. You are very important to us. Please hold for the next swing in your direction. 1.3010 0.03591 299 235 38 26
352 Don't worry, I practiced this with my last 3 boyfriends. 1.3005 0.04014 213 163 36 14
353 I love it when you play hard to get. 1.3004 0.03822 233 178 40 15
354 Me Jane. You TarSand? 1.3004 0.03892 243 189 35 19
355 First, you must promise to do the dishes every night and take out the garbage. 1.3004 0.03479 253 189 52 12
356 Now, about the pre-nup......... 1.3004 0.03559 263 200 47 16
357 Don't panic! I can save you with the greatest of ease. 1.3004 0.03508 273 208 48 17
358 Your hair looks much thinner from above. 1.3000 0.03905 230 177 37 16
359 Nice try. But you’re still coming to the Taylor Swift show. 1.3000 0.03596 250 189 47 14
360 Let’s practice outside — what could possibly go wrong — brilliant. 1.2992 0.03512 254 191 50 13
361 Next year we’re taking a cruise. 1.2992 0.03607 244 184 47 13
362 Nuh-uh-uh, I need to hear the safe word first! 1.2989 0.03491 261 197 50 14
363 I'm with Cirques Du Soleil rescue. 1.2986 0.03449 288 221 48 19
364 I’ll swing by to pick you up… 1.2984 0.03643 258 198 43 17
365 I told you you were putting on too much hand lotion 1.2984 0.03657 248 189 44 15
366 You really stuck the dismount. 1.2983 0.03762 238 182 41 15
367 You're a real stick in the mud. 1.2974 0.04325 195 152 28 15
368 I thought the brochure said "circuit training". 1.2970 0.04037 202 154 36 12
369 Do you love me? 1.2967 0.03719 246 189 41 16
370 Let's make this more dramatic. I'll miss a few times, ok? 1.2967 0.03807 246 191 37 18
371 You’re lucky I happened to swing by 1.2967 0.03576 273 211 43 19
372 Your lucky day, Mr. Prenup. 1.2964 0.03646 253 194 43 16
373 'Let's join a traveling circus,' you said. 'We'll see the world, you said.' 1.2964 0.03364 280 212 53 15
374 ....and you wanted me to take that pole dancing class. 1.2963 0.03487 270 206 48 16
375 Okay, now un-stick the landing. 1.2957 0.03647 257 198 42 17
376 Quick! What's my middle name? 1.2957 0.03895 230 178 36 16
377 I know you hate it when I say it, but I told you so 1.2954 0.03718 237 181 42 14
378 Swing low, sweet Harriet 1.2953 0.03718 254 197 39 18
379 I need your keys! 1.2944 0.03875 214 163 39 12
380 So my mom CAN move in with us? 1.2944 0.03603 248 189 45 14
381 Now on my way back I’ll hand you a baby and then you might finally start to understand. 1.2944 0.03648 248 190 43 15
382 I can do this all day, or you can tell me the wall safe combination. 1.2937 0.03758 269 213 33 23
383 Do you still support Trump? 1.2937 0.03982 252 202 26 24
384 So, Mister 'We don't need a net', who is laughing now. 1.2936 0.03687 235 179 43 13
385 I'll ask again...where did you say you were last night? 1.2936 0.03655 218 163 46 9
386 Still laughing at my Pilates classes? 1.2934 0.03844 242 189 35 18
387 Imagine a swinger like me hanging out with a stick-in-the-mud like you. 1.2934 0.03799 242 188 37 17
388 Turns out Jane taught Tarzan everything he knew. 1.2929 0.03691 239 183 42 14
389 I've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty... 1.2926 0.04184 229 184 23 22
390 Where did you put your will? 1.2923 0.03611 260 201 42 17
391 I don't know what it's attached to. Just grab my hands. 1.2922 0.04024 219 171 32 16
392 Whose pandemic hobby is a waste of time now? 1.2922 0.03694 243 187 41 15
393 You're lucky I joined the circus as a child. 1.2921 0.03297 267 200 56 11
394 Don't look disappointed; they were going to send the clown car. 1.2921 0.03963 202 154 37 11
395 I told you you're not ready to go without a net. 1.2920 0.03487 250 189 49 12
396 That’s life without a net. 1.2920 0.03578 250 191 45 14
397 What do you have to say now, Mr. "We don't need to pack the trapeze"? 1.2919 0.04103 209 163 31 15
398 Watch the nails. 1.2913 0.03735 230 176 41 13
399 Quick, Sandy? This is NOT a time for jokes, Harold. 1.2913 0.04312 206 164 24 18
400 I'll swing back for you." 1.2906 0.03538 234 176 48 10
401 Why can't we use a net like everyone else? 1.2906 0.03788 234 181 38 15
402 The unicycle’s gone, Jerry. Live with it. 1.2905 0.04142 210 165 29 16
403 Don’t focus on my hands. Focus on whose fault this is.” 1.2903 0.04098 217 171 29 17
404 This might be a good time to negotiate my alimony payments 1.2900 0.03821 231 179 37 15
405 I can't, I just got a manicure. 1.2900 0.03521 269 208 44 17
406 Let's have some fun you old Stick in the Mud. 1.2899 0.03836 238 186 35 17
407 Your mother's not going to live with us, right? 1.2898 0.03622 245 188 43 14
408 Finally! Watching all of those TV shows featuring quicksand in my youth have paid off! 1.2898 0.03622 245 188 43 14
409 Yeah, Susan from work! I can't believe it either. 1.2897 0.03975 214 166 34 14
410 I never should've agreed to swinging. 1.2896 0.03887 221 171 36 14
411 Are those the same hands that signed the petition for divorce? 1.2896 0.03530 259 199 45 15
412 Careful! I just did my nails. 1.2894 0.03822 235 183 36 16
413 I said on the count of three Not let go of the tree! 1.2892 0.04225 204 161 27 16
414 And you will do dishes for the next five months--right? 1.2892 0.03757 249 195 36 18
415 Stop complaining. They almost sent the clowns. 1.2890 0.03574 263 204 42 17
416 Oh stop being such a stick in the mud! 1.2889 0.03940 225 176 33 16
417 Oh, stop griping. It's not THAT quick. 1.2889 0.03838 225 174 37 14
418 Try a scissors kick. 1.2883 0.03711 222 169 42 11
419 Just to be clear,my mum can stay the full summer with us? 1.2883 0.03924 222 173 34 15
420 Say you'll marry me. 1.2881 0.03730 243 189 38 16
421 And you called me crazy for always packing an emergency trapeze. 1.2877 0.03997 212 165 33 14
422 This could be our meet cute moment. 1.2876 0.03874 226 176 35 15
423 You should have drained the swamp... 1.2871 0.04012 202 156 34 12
424 I love you, Jeremy, but you have to let go. 1.2871 0.03614 209 156 46 7
425 So, sink or swing? 1.2864 0.03980 213 166 33 14
426 Do you really like me or are you just saying that? 1.2857 0.03659 231 177 42 12
427 My eyes are up here, dipshit. 1.2857 0.04174 203 160 28 15
428 Dammit, Roger, if you miss again, we're going to have a late fee picking up the kids! 1.2857 0.03807 203 154 40 9
429 It's 'The Amazing Kelly & Jim', not 'Jim & Kelly', right 1.2857 0.03810 231 180 36 15
430 I just think our lives are going in different directions... 1.2851 0.03641 242 187 41 14
431 I said let go on THREE! 1.2851 0.03474 228 171 49 8
432 C’mon, I gotta go pick up the kids next. 1.2850 0.04057 207 162 31 14
433 Tell me again why we don't need a net.... 1.2845 0.03765 239 187 36 16
434 It'll take a bit more practice for you to get the hang of it. 1.2844 0.03746 218 167 40 11
435 It’s just like you to be a stick in the mud, Paul! 1.2840 0.03559 250 193 43 14
436 Why do l have to do all the 'heavy lifting' in this relationship? 1.2838 0.03879 229 180 33 16
437 does this make my butt look fat? 1.2830 0.04256 212 171 22 19
438 When you suggested swinging this was not what I had in mind 1.2827 0.03539 237 181 45 11
439 Say something nice about my mother. 1.2824 0.03931 216 169 33 14
440 Do you agree to a prenup? 1.2824 0.03820 216 167 37 12
441 Sorry, we're only bailing out banks, not people. 1.2822 0.03936 202 156 35 11
442 Are you willing to commit? 1.2816 0.03602 245 190 41 14
443 It don’t mean a thing if you ain’t got that swing! 1.2812 0.04072 192 149 32 11
444 Don’t worry: I just fed the alligators this morning. 1.2812 0.03724 224 173 39 12
445 I just can't do it without the music. 1.2811 0.04034 185 142 34 9
446 Still think those trapeze lessons were a 'freaking waste of money'? 1.2809 0.03704 235 183 38 14
447 Maybe I should go back to the non-greasy hand lotion. 1.2808 0.04102 203 160 29 14
448 Because palm trees don't have vines, that's why. 1.2806 0.04078 196 153 31 12
449 You've always told me danger is something better shared. 1.2802 0.03477 232 176 47 9
450 For God’s sake, let go of the unicycle! 1.2798 0.03618 243 189 40 14
451 Will you shut up about your shoes” 1.2795 0.03716 229 178 38 13
452 After the first pass, Stormy realized his hands were way too small. 1.2794 0.03903 204 158 35 11
453 I've been repeatedly telling you that "I'm not your mother", since day one, and yet here I am. 1.2794 0.03840 204 157 37 10
454 Do you still think I'm high-strung? 1.2793 0.03459 222 167 48 7
455 Take back what you said about my impractical career choice. 1.2792 0.03741 240 189 35 16
456 You wouldn't be in this predicament if you'd just stopped and asked for directions! 1.2792 0.03695 240 188 37 15
457 Wait till the camera timer goes off for my Instagram post 1.2791 0.03708 215 165 40 10
458 The car keys! 1.2789 0.04026 190 147 33 10
459 I knew those summers at circus camp would finally pay off! 1.2788 0.03419 226 170 49 7
460 Next time take the hazard penalty. 1.2788 0.03800 226 177 35 14
461 I could probably reach a little farther if I knew my mother could stay for the summer. 1.2784 0.04003 176 134 35 7
462 Chin up, elooooongate your spine, deep breaths, hands all the way up... 1.2784 0.04035 194 151 32 11
463 Come fly with me! 1.2783 0.03557 212 160 45 7
464 Now criticize my career choices! 1.2780 0.03774 241 191 33 17
465 And for my next act I will be balancing a marriage, career, and repressed childhood emotions. 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
466 Maybe now you won’t complain about my being a swinger. 1.2773 0.03515 238 183 44 11
467 The important thing is not to look down. 1.2773 0.03531 220 167 45 8
468 This Cirque show is a little TOO immersive an experience. 1.2770 0.03899 213 167 33 13
469 Your hands are clean, right? 1.2769 0.03714 242 191 35 16
470 not on this pass but my nail polish is almost dry 1.2768 0.03712 224 174 38 12
471 Bet you wonder what this trapeze is hanging from. 1.2767 0.03930 206 161 33 12
472 Narcissus and Echo try trapeze 1.2766 0.03905 188 144 36 8
473 Stay right there, I'll be back in 4.5 seconds. 1.2765 0.03903 217 171 32 14
474 Wasted lessons, huh? 1.2762 0.03877 210 164 34 12
475 Now whose rainforest acrobatics degree is useless? 1.2762 0.03936 210 165 32 13
476 Give me some credit, I’m bending over backwards to help you! 1.2760 0.04190 192 152 27 13
477 Jazz hands, Johnathan, not fucking spirit fingers. 1.2759 0.04029 203 160 30 13
478 You probably don't remember, but you called me Fatty in Jr. High. 1.2759 0.03843 203 157 36 10
479 Be patient, I’ll swing by again 1.2759 0.03843 203 157 36 10
480 So, next time your mother mocks my hobby, what will you tell her? 1.2757 0.03826 214 167 35 12
481 Does Celeste still have a grip on your ankles? 1.2753 0.03520 247 192 42 13
482 As far as corporate team-building goes, this honestly isn’t so bad. 1.2751 0.03492 229 175 45 9
483 Almost there…JUMP! 1.2749 0.03620 211 161 42 8
484 You seem bogged down. 1.2749 0.03802 211 164 36 11
485 Just give me the car keys! 1.2745 0.03950 204 160 32 12
486 So how do I look in spandex now? 1.2745 0.04011 204 161 30 13
487 Let's try again, and remember- jazz hands! 1.2744 0.03514 215 163 45 7
488 Reach higher-this is not covered by our insurance! 1.2740 0.03649 219 169 40 10
489 Careful! I just painted my nails! 1.2739 0.03764 241 192 32 17
490 We need a new couples therapist; these trust exercises aren't working. 1.2737 0.04251 179 141 27 11
491 How about next time we just do a staycation? 1.2736 0.03731 201 154 39 8
492 How big was that life insurance policy? 1.2736 0.03926 201 157 33 11
493 Jim, there's no fear of commitment now, is there?! 1.2736 0.03845 212 166 34 12
494 It's a Tik Tok challenge! 1.2735 0.03822 223 176 33 14
495 Why is this always MY role in our relationship? 1.2735 0.03628 245 193 37 15
496 You knew I was a swinger when you met me! 1.2732 0.04185 183 144 28 11
497 Sweetheart, you may stop sinking if you jettison some heavy stuff. Throw me your wallet and car keys. 1.2732 0.04053 205 163 28 14
498 Do you really think the audience will believe this is not scripted? 1.2731 0.03621 216 166 41 9
499 Oh no! Am I catching you at a bad time? I can swing by later. 1.2731 0.04016 216 173 27 16
500 Where do you keep your will? 1.2731 0.03401 238 182 47 9
501 Well, do you promise to help more around the house or not? 1.2727 0.04051 187 146 31 10
502 I just need to know one thing before I save you: You are wearing pants, right? 1.2727 0.03880 209 164 33 12
503 And you thought that circus school was a waste of time! 1.2727 0.03260 242 183 52 7
504 Not to worry! One of us is dreaming. 1.2727 0.03939 209 165 31 13
505 When your profile said ‘into swinging’ this wasn’t what I had in mind… 1.2719 0.04104 217 176 23 18
506 You're lucky I was just passing by. 1.2716 0.03452 243 188 44 11
507 Am I still your beneficiary? 1.2715 0.03620 221 171 40 10
508 I tried to tell you human cannonballs don't float! 1.2715 0.03676 221 172 38 11
509 I told you I’d drop you if you cheated on me again! 1.2714 0.03683 210 162 39 9
510 Who's laughing at the aerial artist major now, Dad? 1.2714 0.03805 210 164 35 11
511 Wait, what was it you said the other day about commitment? 1.2714 0.03744 210 163 37 10
512 Am I in the Will! 1.2714 0.03881 199 155 34 10
513 Wait a sec...you want the house AND the dog? 1.2714 0.04010 199 157 30 12
514 At least I don't have to do this backwards and in high heels. 1.2711 0.03844 225 179 31 15
515 Seriously,if you'd rather use the net,we'll use the net. I won't think less of you,and neither will anyone else. 1.2709 0.03495 203 153 45 5
516 I said I needed a partner with quick hands! 1.2708 0.03905 192 149 34 9
517 Quick, hand me your insurance policy. 1.2707 0.04282 181 144 25 12
518 I said “on three”! 1.2705 0.03584 244 192 38 14
519 Throw me the keys! 1.2701 0.03668 211 163 39 9
520 Next time, ask for directions. 1.2700 0.03664 200 153 40 7
521 Hurry, I promised the Gordons we’d swing by! 1.2700 0.03664 200 153 40 7
522 Fun date, huh? 1.2700 0.03798 200 155 36 9
523 Bet you don’t think my performing arts degree is impractical now. 1.2698 0.04014 189 148 31 10
524 Promise next vacation we just lay on the beach? 1.2696 0.03997 204 162 29 13
525 Oh, Sweetheart, drain the swamp is a figure of speech. 1.2696 0.03549 204 155 43 6
526 Me, Jane. You, bye-bye. 1.2690 0.03900 197 154 33 10
527 Are you wearing pants? Need to know first. 1.2688 0.04264 186 149 24 13
528 Yeah, I'm seeing how a net would have been a good idea. 1.2684 0.04064 190 150 29 11
529 Just remember that I'm the only one who pulls. 1.2684 0.03925 190 148 33 9
530 Why aren't you wearing your wedding ring? 1.2682 0.03789 220 174 33 13
531 That sinking feeling will pass. 1.2682 0.04160 179 141 28 10
532 One more time. Who was right? 1.2680 0.03938 194 152 32 10
533 This is what you get, without Row or Wade. 1.2680 0.04136 194 155 26 13
534 Harry, I'm leaving you.. 1.2680 0.04200 194 156 24 14
535 Will you tear up the pre-nup? 1.2678 0.03530 239 187 40 12
536 Wait right here. I'll be back before you know it. 1.2677 0.03883 198 155 33 10
537 Somehow Cirque du Soleil got here before the search and rescue team. 1.2677 0.04013 198 157 29 12
538 Missed again! By the way, thanks for upping our life insurance. 1.2676 0.03816 213 168 33 12
539 Hold on tight, I just moisturized. 1.2673 0.03830 202 158 34 10
540 Interesting how you've stopped making fun of my going to circus school. 1.2673 0.03652 217 169 38 10
541 Just stand up! 1.2667 0.03986 180 140 32 8
542 Whoopsie-Daisy! 1.2667 0.03668 210 163 38 9
543 What was it about “don’t let go” you didn’t understand? 1.2663 0.04058 199 159 27 13
544 I’ve jumped through hoops for you before, but this is next level.” 1.2660 0.03617 203 156 40 7
545 And you said those trapeze lessons wouldn't pay off. 1.2660 0.04001 203 162 28 13
546 I'm loving these couples therapy exercises, Greg! 1.2660 0.03939 203 161 30 12
547 Have you been vaccinated? 1.2657 0.03763 207 162 35 10
548 And now for my dismount! 1.2654 0.04088 162 125 31 6
549 Promise me there won't be a prenup. 1.2653 0.04162 196 158 24 14
550 On the next pass, I'll toss you the antimicrobial cleanser. 1.2653 0.03696 196 151 38 7
551 I already have ideas for our second date! 1.2651 0.04371 166 132 24 10
552 Are you ready to celebrate International Day of Women with me … now?” ❤ 1.2650 0.03913 200 158 31 11
553 You have two choices... sink or swing! 1.2649 0.04199 185 148 25 12
554 What? Wait, you didn’t find my phone? 1.2649 0.03677 185 141 39 5
555 Compliment me. 1.2647 0.03922 204 162 30 12
556 Worst case, the last thing you’ll see is me doing something I love. 1.2647 0.04299 170 135 25 10
557 Bet you're not feeling so suffocated right now. 1.2647 0.03668 204 158 38 8
558 And YOU told me not to bring it! 1.2647 0.03860 204 161 32 11
559 Try standing on your tip toes! 1.2646 0.03521 223 173 41 9
560 I will call 911 if this doesn't work. 1.2646 0.03780 189 146 36 7
561 Club Med was your idea. 1.2646 0.03997 189 149 30 10
562 I'm from the government, and I'm here to help. 1.2646 0.04067 189 150 28 11
563 So much for ' the Daring Young Man'! 1.2644 0.03929 208 166 29 13
564 Let's go, we're late for couples therapy." 1.2643 0.03698 227 180 34 13
565 Still better than that timeshare. 1.2642 0.03581 193 147 41 5
566 It would have been easier to just throw me a rope. 1.2642 0.04140 193 155 25 13
567 Jump! 1.2642 0.04045 212 172 24 16
568 Stand Up!!! It’s all in your mind! 1.2640 0.04238 178 142 25 11
569 Not that it matters, but you did renew your life insurance, right honey? 1.2639 0.03711 216 170 35 11
570 I'm gonna miss you 1.2638 0.04673 163 133 17 13
571 I just thought I'd swing by to see how you were doing. 1.2636 0.03665 220 173 36 11
572 Rock, Paper, Scissors 1.2636 0.04042 220 180 22 18
573 Is now a good time to tell you I've found a new partner? 1.2634 0.03652 205 159 38 8
574 Just a few more minutes of this timeshare presentation and I'll pull you right out. 1.2634 0.03717 205 160 36 9
575 How fortunate that the circus was in town. 1.2632 0.03688 190 146 38 6
576 So, still think the flying trapeze course was a waste of money ? 1.2629 0.03428 232 180 43 9
577 You stuck that landing. 1.2629 0.03973 213 172 26 15
578 Wallendas don’t sink. We fly! 1.2629 0.03561 213 165 40 8
579 I need you to look more scared or else my followers won't believe you are in danger 1.2624 0.04004 202 162 27 13
580 Eyes up here, Fred. 1.2623 0.03316 244 189 46 9
581 Here you go, Mr. " I don't need to ask for directions". 1.2621 0.03827 206 163 32 11
582 Do I look fat in this outfit? 1.2618 0.04097 191 153 26 12
583 Sir, I have been trying my best to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty. Speaking of, where exactly is your vehicle? 1.2617 0.03608 214 167 38 9
584 At least you survived the fall. 1.2615 0.03695 195 151 37 7
585 About that pre-nup 1.2615 0.03971 195 155 29 11
586 OK, you're going to have to be quick, Sandy 1.2614 0.04413 176 143 20 13
587 Would drowning be less emasculating? 1.2613 0.03636 222 175 36 11
588 What do you mean you haven't washed your hands! 1.2611 0.03646 226 179 35 12
589 Let's take another look at that pre-nup, shall we? 1.2609 0.04059 184 146 28 10
590 Before you go, can I have the car keys? 1.2609 0.04132 184 147 26 11
591 Just FYI - this is not the time to tell me I'm dressing a 'little young for my age' 1.2606 0.03780 188 146 35 7
592 I think it's possible we've taken our workouts too far 1.2606 0.04139 188 151 25 12
593 We knew I'd have to let you go one day... 1.2605 0.03828 215 172 30 13
594 I'm a Republican. Trust me. 1.2603 0.03834 219 176 29 14
595 It’s not you, it’s me. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
596 This circus is the pits… 1.2594 0.03745 212 168 33 11
597 You were always the sinking Wallenda. 1.2593 0.03812 216 173 30 13
598 ...and you tear up our pre-nup. 1.2591 0.04059 193 155 26 12
599 See this is more practical than belly dancing! 1.2590 0.04267 166 132 25 9
600 Reasy to reconsider the divorce settlement? 1.2589 0.03935 197 157 29 11
601 Who’s happy about my acrobatics class now? 1.2587 0.03751 201 158 34 9
602 Would it kill you to reach a little higher? 1.2587 0.03881 201 160 30 11
603 Wasn’t I smart to pack a trapeze in my purse! You never know when it will come in handy. 1.2584 0.03717 209 165 34 10
604 I know I said I'd jump through hoops for you, but this is close enough. 1.2584 0.03778 209 166 32 11
605 Maybe now you'll agree my circus vacation was worth every penny. 1.2581 0.03873 186 146 32 8
606 Well dang, I thought I had you, Bob! Sorry. 1.2579 0.04031 190 152 27 11
607 Remember the initial objective was to drain the swamp... 1.2579 0.03745 190 148 35 7
608 Try to remember the trust issues we talked about in marriage counseling. 1.2579 0.04391 159 127 23 9
609 Now what do you think of my ‘mannish’ musculature? 1.2574 0.03864 202 161 30 11
610 A swing and a miss. 1.2573 0.03832 171 132 34 5
611 Corporate is really getting creative with the trust building exercises 1.2573 0.04416 171 139 20 12
612 You’re the one who didn’t want to go to Paris. 1.2570 0.04488 179 148 16 15
613 This is me saving your ass again. 1.2570 0.04273 179 145 22 12
614 Now we know why the brochure said “isolated beach!” 1.2568 0.03754 183 142 35 6
615 I want a raise. 1.2566 0.03633 226 180 34 12
616 Are you decent? 1.2564 0.03495 234 185 38 11
617 I could have thrown you a rope but this will look better on TikTok. 1.2561 0.04378 164 132 22 10
618 So now do you think my circus training classes were a waste of time and money? 1.2560 0.03733 207 164 33 10
619 And you thought the trapeze lessons were going to be a waste of money! 1.2560 0.03540 207 161 39 7
620 All those gymnastics classes finally paid off! 1.2560 0.04136 168 133 27 8
621 Now, tippy toes! tippy toes! 1.2554 0.03892 184 145 31 8
622 Now is not the time to ask what a trapeze swing is doing in the jungle. Focus! 1.2554 0.04114 184 148 25 11
623 Do these leotards make my butt look fat? 1.2553 0.04191 188 153 22 13
624 Tell me again why I should? 1.2553 0.03982 188 150 28 10
625 It's always drama with you 1.2553 0.03607 188 145 38 5
626 Who says rescue operations can't be fun? 1.2551 0.03802 196 155 32 9
627 Next time, hold on tighter and don’t use hand lotion. 1.2551 0.03870 196 156 30 10
628 I begged you not to use my moisturizer! 1.2551 0.03870 196 156 30 10
629 Yes, Roger this IS the perfect moment for you to explain the trapeze to me. 1.2551 0.03937 196 157 28 11
630 …isn’t it queer, losing my timing this late in my career…. 1.2550 0.04133 200 164 21 15
631 Oops, I'll let your new girlfriend know you can't make it tonight. 1.2548 0.03717 208 165 33 10
632 My husband is getting suspicious. 1.2547 0.03608 212 167 36 9
633 Maybe swinging will save our marriage after all. 1.2542 0.03739 177 137 35 5
634 No, I can't get you out, but this is an amazing last moment together. 1.2541 0.03796 185 145 33 7
635 Your pants aren't coming with you. Ok with that? 1.2538 0.03785 197 156 32 9
636 OK, just like we practiced at home! 1.2538 0.03716 197 155 34 8
637 I learned this with just 3 free months of Masterclass! 1.2536 0.03444 209 162 41 6
638 Don’t worry, if this doesn’t work the human cannonball is right behind me. 1.2529 0.03919 170 133 31 6
639 And you said those trapeze lessons would never come in handy. 1.2528 0.03969 178 141 29 8
640 Dave... please just tell me you’re still not sitting on the horse!! 1.2528 0.04048 178 142 27 9
641 Do I look fat on this trapeze? 1.2528 0.03969 178 141 29 8
642 P.T. Barnum, I presume? 1.2527 0.04210 182 148 22 12
643 That's why they call it a TRAP-eze! 1.2527 0.04210 182 148 22 12
644 This is absolutely the LAST time we play this stupid fantasy!" 1.2527 0.04002 186 149 27 10
645 When you said you were dumping me this is not what I imagined you meant 1.2526 0.03873 190 151 30 9
646 You have one last chance to say "I'm sorry". 1.2525 0.03718 202 160 33 9
647 This is no time for you to ask where the damned swing came from, Steve. 1.2524 0.03797 206 165 30 11
648 Next anniversary, let’s just go out to dinner. 1.2516 0.04446 155 125 21 9
649 Wait. Is that lipstick on your collar? 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
650 At least we're not stuck in the same old routine. 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
651 You seem distant. 1.2515 0.04396 171 140 19 12
652 So NOW you'll hold my hand in public? 1.2514 0.03483 175 133 40 2
653 Tell me you've washed your hands. 1.2514 0.03755 175 136 34 5
654 Why the long face ? 1.2514 0.04043 183 147 26 10
655 We can't keep meeting like this. 1.2513 0.04194 187 153 21 13
656 Maybe our first time working without a net should not have been over quicksand. 1.2513 0.03855 191 152 30 9
657 Why am I always bending over backwards for you? 1.2512 0.03481 211 165 39 7
658 Jerry sincerely regretted coating his hands with butter. 1.2500 0.03965 172 136 29 7
659 I love that you make good eye contact. 1.2500 0.03743 188 148 33 7
660 Is this your way of mansplaining an immersive experience? 1.2500 0.03964 188 151 27 10
661 Say you're sorry. 1.2500 0.04050 172 137 27 8
662 Quick! The car keys! 1.2500 0.04242 192 159 18 15
663 Now tell me again how much you love me 1.2500 0.03565 220 175 35 10
664 I’m glad you finally reached out. 1.2500 0.03588 188 146 37 5
665 Did you sanitize? 1.2500 0.04148 176 142 24 10
666 It’s fortunate I added the “Trapeze Accidents” endorsement to your life insurance policy last week! 1.2500 0.04008 180 144 27 9
667 Sorry, honey, but you're just not a swinger. 1.2500 0.03736 176 137 34 5
668 She appeared to care but it was just an act. 1.2500 0.04168 184 150 22 12
669 I told my mom you were a good catch. 1.2500 0.03938 168 132 30 6
670 Lucky I was hanging around. 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
671 You wouldn't believe who's on the other end of this trapeze! 1.2500 0.04008 180 144 27 9
672 That’s not how we rehearsed it!! 1.2500 0.03558 176 135 38 3
673 I’m sorry but I still love my new hand cream. Can you smell that hint of orange blossom? 1.2500 0.04174 188 154 21 13
674 I’m doing it wrong?! I suppose I should try wearing something sexier, too?? 1.2500 0.04284 168 136 22 10
675 Got any suggestions for who my next partner should be?" 1.2488 0.03578 213 169 35 9
676 If I save you will you finally admit the height on your dating profile was a lie? 1.2488 0.03849 201 162 28 11
677 Only too late did Tarzan realize the trapeze was a poor substitute for a good vine. 1.2487 0.03768 197 157 31 9
678 So who said trapeze lessons were a waste of money? 1.2487 0.03407 197 152 41 4
679 It's a deal. I get the house. 1.2487 0.03820 193 154 30 9
680 This is soooo much more fun than Match.com 1.2486 0.04004 185 149 26 10
681 He always needed to be rescued, she always needed to try things a new way. 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
682 Nothing to worry about! They're just plants, not sharks! 1.2486 0.04049 177 142 26 9
683 Im getting a sinking feeling about you that we're not connecting. 1.2486 0.03803 177 139 32 6
684 Swear that you'll rip the prenup into little pieces. 1.2486 0.04049 177 142 26 9
685 Actually, me Jane. 1.2486 0.04112 173 139 25 9
686 I’ve almost got you. Just give me the PIN for your ATM! 1.2486 0.04029 173 138 27 8
687 It's not my fault that we can't afford a safety net. 1.2484 0.04319 161 130 22 9
688 How do you like my new swing? 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
689 Stop being such a baby, this is the slow kind of quicksand - I'll get you on the next swing! 1.2483 0.04141 149 117 27 5
690 Who's my brea brea? 1.2473 0.04128 186 152 22 12
691 And then she realized that trying to recover their sinking relationship had turned into a total circus. 1.2473 0.04044 182 147 25 10
692 This isn't how we rehearsed it! 1.2473 0.03732 182 143 33 6
693 Sorry I'm Uber. You need a Lyft." 1.2473 0.03891 182 145 29 8
694 God has already sent you a rowboat, a motorboat and a helicopter!" "I'm your last chance stupid!" 1.2472 0.04258 178 146 20 12
695 Your choice, sink or swing. 1.2471 0.04009 174 139 27 8
696 Let's try that again. I think I know what I'm doing wrong. 1.2471 0.04171 174 141 23 10
697 I hate to ask, but did you wash your hands? 1.2471 0.04156 170 137 24 9
698 It's funny, this is how my last date ended 1.2471 0.04071 170 136 26 8
699 Adventureland was never this exciting when Disney had control. 1.2470 0.04137 166 133 25 8
700 Hi! Are you a swinger too? 1.2469 0.04205 162 130 24 8
701 Hold on. I’ll be back. And back. And back. 1.2469 0.04205 162 130 24 8
702 Still think trapeze lessons are stupid? 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
703 Wait! Do you have hand sanitizer? 1.2468 0.04277 158 127 23 8
704 Repeat after me… ‘I promise to always lift the toilet seat, and…’ 1.2463 0.04122 203 169 18 16
705 Love is a balancing act, even in the jungle. 1.2463 0.03618 203 161 34 8
706 Catch me - I'm about to fall! 1.2462 0.03933 199 162 25 12
707 I just hope you're ready to admit that my circus arts class was a good idea. 1.2461 0.03615 191 150 35 6
708 All I ask in return is no more blonde jokes. 1.2460 0.03965 187 151 26 10
709 Tell me again why you can't pick up the kids on Thursday. 1.2458 0.03766 179 141 32 6
710 Not such a useless class after all, was it? 1.2458 0.04162 179 146 22 11
711 We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty 1.2458 0.04086 179 145 24 10
712 I think I left the iron on. 1.2457 0.03820 175 138 31 6
713 How much quicksand can there be in a single issue of The New Yorker? 1.2457 0.04150 175 142 23 10
714 Only if you rate my rescue highly on Yelp! 1.2457 0.03553 175 135 37 3
715 Give me the keys to the car! 1.2457 0.03820 175 138 31 6
716 Hey, you were the one that said he didn't want a safety net. 1.2455 0.03609 220 177 32 11
717 This reminds me, is your life insurance policy paid up? 1.2453 0.04158 159 127 25 7
718 My mother said you’d try to drag me down with you 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
719 Next year we are doing our boring beachfront hotel vacation! 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
720 I saw your post: "Slimy guy looking for a swinger." 1.2450 0.03717 200 160 31 9
721 Yes, I could help you, but Dr. Bergemann says that sometimes it's better for a partner to just sit back and listen. 1.2449 0.03970 196 160 24 12
722 Just thought I would swing by. 1.2449 0.03697 196 156 32 8
723 Wait. Did you pay me back for lunch the other day? 1.2449 0.03767 196 157 30 9
724 When I vowed “to have and to hold” you, I assumed you would be applying some powder to those sweaty hands. 1.2448 0.03890 192 155 27 10
725 You’re just lucky I swung by! 1.2448 0.03890 192 155 27 10
726 But first, I need you to acknowledge your privilege. 1.2446 0.04078 184 150 23 11
727 Only when you admit YOU missed the catch! 1.2446 0.03696 184 145 33 6
728 You've never learned to trust me! 1.2446 0.03615 184 144 35 5
729 Next time I'll pick the shore excursion. 1.2446 0.03853 184 147 29 8
730 You wanna reconsider that pre-nup. 1.2446 0.03615 184 144 35 5
731 Wanna get that? Your phone is ringing. 1.2444 0.04065 180 146 24 10
732 You’re always trying to upstage me. 1.2442 0.03676 172 134 34 4
733 Me Jane. You rich? 1.2440 0.03915 168 133 29 6
734 Don't worry! This works 60 percent of the time. 1.2439 0.04068 164 131 26 7
735 What do you think of my circus course now? 1.2439 0.03718 205 165 30 10
736 Wait! My polish isn’t dry yet. 1.2439 0.03782 164 128 32 4
737 I know this isn't an ideal time, but I'm going to have to let you go. It just isn't working out. 1.2437 0.03839 160 125 31 4
738 No need for thanks. I was swinging by anyway. 1.2437 0.03735 160 124 33 3
739 You are always looking for a handout. 1.2437 0.03819 197 159 28 10
740 See, there are worse things than missing the Super Bowl. 1.2437 0.03750 197 158 30 9
741 you wash your hands? 1.2435 0.03730 193 154 31 8
742 Can I have the Mercedes? 1.2431 0.04045 181 147 24 10
743 I took a Zoom class during lockdown 1.2431 0.03810 181 144 30 7
744 And that's why I always carry my trapeze! 1.2428 0.03923 173 138 28 7
745 Quick,give me the key to the safety deposit box! 1.2426 0.03984 169 135 27 7
746 You have nothing to be ashamed of. 1.2426 0.03894 169 134 29 6
747 Tell me it’s a stupid hobby now, Gene 1.2426 0.03684 202 162 31 9
748 You're right, it's not perfect as a safety net. 1.2420 0.03770 157 122 32 3
749 Yet suddenly no one’s around when MOM needs a hand. 1.2419 0.03533 215 172 34 9
750 Second time's a charm. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
751 It's the one where I finish with a death spiral! 1.2418 0.03628 182 143 34 5
752 I just can't seem to get the swing of it. 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
753 I'm beginning to think we chose the wrong rehearsal space. 1.2414 0.03903 174 139 28 7
754 Only if you promise me top billing in the act. 1.2414 0.04151 174 142 22 10
755 I still think Pilates is better for my core. 1.2412 0.04049 170 137 25 8
756 Can we PLEASE start using the net again? 1.2410 0.03624 195 155 33 7
757 Take the picture now…Take the picture now! 1.2410 0.04202 166 135 22 9
758 Trust me... I watch a lot of TV and I'm overconfident. 1.2410 0.04202 166 135 22 9
759 Have you heard of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ? 1.2407 0.03697 216 176 28 12
760 I should have picked a taller man. 1.2406 0.03368 212 167 39 6
761 I'm waving bye-bye. 1.2403 0.04327 154 125 21 8
762 Maybe next time. 1.2403 0.04022 154 122 27 5
763 Equal pay? Sure,I’ll help! 1.2402 0.03908 179 144 27 8
764 Really wishing I hadn’t just put on all that hand cream! 1.2402 0.03908 179 144 27 8
765 Are you going to keep beefing about the cost of my lessons at Circus Fitness? 1.2402 0.03988 179 145 25 9
766 ‘No, nets are too expensive,’ you said… 1.2402 0.04291 179 149 17 13
767 Lol I thought Trump was going to “drain the swamp” after making America great again 1.2402 0.03988 179 145 25 9
768 Oh, oh, oh, my mistake…I thought you said ‘LET me go’…oops 1.2400 0.04285 175 145 18 12
769 Good thing I decided to swing by! 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
770 Third time's a charm. 1.2398 0.03671 171 134 33 4
771 Why do you always blame me? 1.2398 0.04028 171 138 25 8
772 Do you promise to do the dishes? 1.2398 0.04113 171 139 23 9
773 Boy,these team-building exercises are getting extreme! 1.2396 0.03728 192 154 30 8
774 So this is what our therapist meant when they said we overcomplicate our problems 1.2395 0.04092 167 135 24 8
775 Olga and Dimitri's disastrous audition for "Cirque du Everglades" 1.2395 0.04092 167 135 24 8
776 I'm so sorry! However, my nails should be dry in another 30 minutes if you'd care to wait. 1.2395 0.03912 167 133 28 6
777 Now this time, no comments on my form. 1.2394 0.03626 188 149 33 6
778 You ready to buy that net now? 1.2390 0.03833 159 125 30 4
779 Now stand on his head and reach! 1.2390 0.04413 159 131 18 10
780 ...and. also empty the dishwasher, right? 1.2390 0.03833 159 125 30 4
781 Honey, does my butt look too big? 1.2390 0.03936 159 126 28 5
782 This seems to be the perfect time to discuss my equal pay concerns… 1.2390 0.03833 159 125 30 4
783 Oops, I said I’d never let you go, but I changed my mind. 1.2390 0.04322 159 130 20 9
784 Okay now, JUMP! 1.2389 0.04045 180 147 23 10
785 Next time don't try to retrieve the golf ball. 1.2389 0.03808 180 144 29 7
786 Oh John, we're finally generating content! 1.2387 0.04302 155 126 21 8
787 Say ‘pretty please’, 1.2387 0.04203 155 125 23 7
788 I told you practicing in the jungle adds another level of suspense 1.2386 0.03662 197 158 31 8
789 Stop complaining, it was either me or the chainsaw juggler. 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
790 I want the Swiss account, the Mercedes, and Pookie....YES? 1.2384 0.03921 172 138 27 7
791 I gotta hand it to you. 1.2384 0.03921 172 138 27 7
792 Pink to the rescue! 1.2383 0.03854 193 157 26 10
793 Time to take our relationship to the next level. 1.2383 0.03783 193 156 28 9
794 So now you’re happy to support my dream of joining the circus! 1.2383 0.03638 193 154 32 7
795 NOW do you see what I mean about how I'm constantly bending over backwards for you? 1.2381 0.03891 168 134 28 6
796 I don't think that you're a good catch after all! 1.2379 0.03685 206 167 29 10
797 Another man under 6 foot 1.2376 0.03789 181 145 29 7
798 I can see something else that wants to grab you. 1.2373 0.04165 177 146 20 11
799 When you book the forest trapeze, perhaps check beginner next time. 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
800 Don't you dare tell me not to complain about your choice of where to go for vacation. 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
801 And we thought the first date was tough... 1.2371 0.03393 194 152 38 4
802 First admit it - you missed that last catch because you were staring at my boobs, right? 1.2370 0.03540 173 135 35 3
803 Now who’s sorry they moisturized this morning? 1.2368 0.04451 152 125 18 9
804 ...and you promise to ALWAYS hang the toilet paper with the loose end OVER! 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
805 High five! 1.2367 0.04383 169 141 16 12
806 My THIRD pass, Lew. Personally, I just don't think it's that quick. 1.2366 0.03796 186 150 28 8
807 This is why I always take a trapeze with me. 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
808 Too bad, Joe. I know about your affair with the contortionist. 1.2365 0.03782 203 166 26 11
809 O.K., Mr. Houdini, that’s another scrape I’ve gotten you out of ... 1.2364 0.04113 165 134 23 8
810 Close but no cigar! 1.2364 0.03929 165 132 27 6
811 Date night has gotten out of hand. 1.2362 0.03699 199 161 29 9
812 We can do what you want when it's your birthday. 1.2360 0.03893 161 128 28 5
813 There you are Brad! Would you like to renew the car warranty today? 1.2360 0.04181 161 131 22 8
814 Goodbye, Gerald! I warned you I’m a swinger! 1.2360 0.04181 161 131 22 8
815 You get the sinking feeling this could be your final act, Phil? 1.2360 0.04181 161 131 22 8
816 If there's a next time, we'll use a net instead." 1.2360 0.03907 178 144 26 8
817 And you said those classes were useless! 1.2360 0.03655 178 141 32 5
818 And the unicycle girl? 1.2360 0.03987 178 145 24 9
819 this time try a double back flip 1.2360 0.03825 178 143 28 7
820 I’ll swing back after lunch. 1.2360 0.03477 178 139 36 3
821 This was not the kind of swingers club that Brian thought he had signed up for. 1.2360 0.03987 178 145 24 9
822 This is not the adventure honeymoon I envisioned. 1.2359 0.03818 195 159 26 10
823 I'll help you, but I never thought you'd sink this low. 1.2357 0.04489 140 114 19 7
824 You still think my trapeze classes were too expensive? 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
825 I wish you weren't such a stick-in-the-mud. 1.2356 0.03794 174 139 29 6
826 I’m the one who wanted to go to Paris on vacation. 1.2356 0.03498 191 151 35 5
827 First, do I have your consent? 1.2356 0.04011 191 158 21 12
828 I assume we will no longer have to listen to your mother complaining that my lessons are a waste of time. 1.2356 0.03942 191 157 23 11
829 Sure, I'll be right back with the liability waiver. 1.2353 0.03940 170 137 26 7
830 Probably not a good time to say I told you so? 1.2353 0.04027 170 138 24 8
831 I told you, Google Maps. 1.2353 0.04017 153 122 26 5
832 who’s having a midlife crisis now? 1.2349 0.04193 149 120 23 6
833 Are you sure Cirque du Soleil uses a mud pit? 1.2347 0.03660 196 158 30 8
834 I’m actually here for the 30 clowns underneath you. 1.2346 0.03806 179 144 28 7
835 Now, will you put a ring on it? 1.2346 0.03550 179 141 34 4
836 Still think my circus past is ‘too embarrassing,’ Jim? 1.2346 0.04158 162 132 22 8
837 And you said " we don't need no stinking net!" 1.2346 0.03871 162 129 28 5
838 Tell me the truth. Did you have an affair with my best friend?! 1.2346 0.04158 162 132 22 8
839 You'll never be president again! Never! 1.2346 0.03969 162 130 26 6
840 Of course I’ll save you, but what good is that if we don’t a free hand to record all this on a phone! 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
841 Last suggestion we take from your mother. 1.2343 0.03861 175 141 27 7
842 These reality shows are getting weirder. 1.2342 0.04131 158 128 23 7
843 Hi, I’m Annette, and you shouldn’t have been working without Annette. 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
844 Pull my finger. 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
845 You are correct. I am from the IRS. 1.2340 0.03606 188 150 32 6
846 However this comes out, that rogaine stuff works! 1.2340 0.03606 188 150 32 6
847 Actually, Frank, this is a perfect time to renegotiate that clause in our prenup. 1.2339 0.04006 171 139 24 8
848 Do you trust me? 1.2339 0.03550 171 134 34 3
849 Dammit, Carol, not now. 1.2339 0.04091 171 140 22 9
850 Come on! Grab my hands, cameras are rolling. I can't do this all day. 1.2339 0.04006 171 139 24 8
851 These marital retreats are supposed to foster trust 1.2338 0.03775 154 121 30 3
852 Suzette mistakenly joins Cirque de La Brea. 1.2338 0.03994 154 123 26 5
853 Ok, but what are we? 1.2338 0.04201 154 125 22 7
854 You promise I can get the kitchen remodeled? 1.2337 0.03890 184 150 25 9
855 And you said those circus classes were a waste of time 1.2332 0.03543 193 154 33 6
856 If we survive this couple's retreat, remind me to kill you! 1.2331 0.03850 163 130 28 5
857 Now I know why the trapeze school instructor said my arms were too short. 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
858 I know this is more aesthetically pleasing, but are you sure I shouldn’t just tie the rope around a palm tree and pull you out? 1.2328 0.03890 189 155 24 10
859 First promise you'll always put the toilet seat back down. 1.2328 0.03817 189 154 26 9
860 I think now is a good time to talk about custody. 1.2326 0.04233 172 143 18 11
861 Frank, you really stuck this landing! 1.2326 0.03720 172 137 30 5
862 Give me the prenup! 1.2326 0.04152 172 142 20 10
863 Ooh. On second thoughts, maybe ask your precious Chat-GPT to save you. 1.2324 0.03794 185 150 27 8
864 No prenuptial agreement, deal? 1.2324 0.03636 185 148 31 6
865 this would be easier if you'd started ozempic when i told you to 1.2323 0.03965 198 165 20 13
866 It's the greatest of ease! 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
867 This the last time I bail you out. You're not a bank, Henry. 1.2321 0.03867 168 135 27 6
868 I told you swinging can get messy." 1.2320 0.03768 181 146 28 7
869 "No more jokes about my circus background. Ok?" 1.2320 0.03747 194 158 27 9
870 Next time you sink so low, you’re on your own” 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
871 Don't worry! I've estimated I still got six more attempts before you're fully under. 1.2317 0.03926 164 132 26 6
872 did you empty the dishwasher? 1.2317 0.04112 164 134 22 8
873 Sorry! My parents told me never to pick up strange men! 1.2317 0.03628 164 129 32 3
874 Oops, not again... I'll grab you next time around 1.2316 0.03822 177 143 27 7
875 i TOLD YOU TO RENEW YOUR GYM MEMBERSHIP 1.2316 0.03986 177 145 23 9
876 Only if you promise to stick the landing. 1.2316 0.03649 190 153 30 7
877 Sorry honey, can you reach your bootstraps? 1.2316 0.03942 190 157 22 11
878 First you have to define what "Woke" is! 1.2315 0.03892 203 169 21 13
879 Oh don’t be such a stick in the mud. 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
880 This is a nice coincidence. 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
881 See, golf isn't the only sport with a sand trap!! 1.2312 0.03887 160 128 27 5
882 so you promise we’ll spend the holidays at my parent’s house this year and next? 1.2308 0.04052 156 126 24 6
883 I said you need “quick HANDS”, not “quick sand”. 1.2308 0.04152 156 127 22 7
884 I'll swing back and grab you in a bit. 1.2303 0.03885 178 145 25 8
885 Not quite, but you did stick the landing. 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
886 Quick. Before the clowns arrive. 1.2303 0.03609 165 130 32 3
887 I'll get you out of this trap, with eze! 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
888 Quicksand is no substitute for a net, Jerry. 1.2299 0.03682 174 139 30 5
889 There's a succulent born every minute. 1.2298 0.03866 161 129 27 5
890 I'm trying to make it look like I'm making an effort but I'm actually okay with you drowning. 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
891 And Jazz Hands! 1.2293 0.04226 157 129 20 8
892 Now will you acknowledge that acrobatics is a "real" sport? 1.2293 0.03820 157 125 28 4
893 Sleeping with my sister wasn't great, Wallenda. 1.2292 0.04030 144 115 25 4
894 I'm leaving you. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
895 … but don’t get my hands dirty! 1.2291 0.03783 179 145 27 7
896 Hurry up! The lion sunk without the tamer. 1.2291 0.04102 179 149 19 11
897 Double high-fives! 1.2291 0.04025 179 148 21 10
898 You haven’t fallen into the Slough of Despond, numbskull. You’re depressed because you’ve fallen into quicksand- stop being so literary for once and grab my hands. 1.2289 0.03976 166 135 24 7
899 Are we having fun yet? 1.2289 0.03976 166 135 24 7
900 I’d like to talk to you about your car warranty .. 1.2288 0.04495 153 128 15 10
901 Catch 1.2287 0.04032 188 157 19 12
902 Senator, we know you promised to clean the swamp but you need help. 1.2286 0.03752 175 141 28 6
903 Only if you marry me! 1.2286 0.03923 175 143 24 8
904 Now aren't you glad we brought the trapeeze... 1.2286 0.03838 175 142 26 7
905 Told you I wasn't sure of this swingers club. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
906 I told you not to use too much hand lotion! 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
907 I'm with the Fed's new bail-out program. 1.2283 0.03792 184 150 26 8
908 Another pass for more drama. 1.2282 0.03824 149 118 28 3
909 You should have signed the trapee-nup 1.2282 0.03703 149 117 30 2
910 So, Frank, now seems as good a time as any to discuss your aggressive crypto mansplaining habit…. 1.2282 0.04272 149 122 20 7
911 You and your 'no net' policy! 1.2281 0.03982 171 140 23 8
912 Why'd you let go in the first place? 1.2281 0.03621 171 136 31 4
913 Let it go 1.2281 0.03982 171 140 23 8
914 First admit you rolled your eyes when I packed the camping trapeze! 1.2278 0.04202 158 130 20 8
915 Someone call for a Trapeze pickup? 1.2278 0.03903 158 127 26 5
916 But your dating profile said you were a swinger. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
917 Next time we use a net! 1.2273 0.03818 176 143 26 7
918 I'm a catch - and release - kind of gal. 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
919 For the final time, I'm done hanging out with you. 1.2273 0.03985 176 145 22 9
920 Remember, you get to choose the second date! 1.2273 0.03745 154 122 29 3
921 My lawyer will sue you if I get injured while rescuing you. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
922 I'm sorry. I just can't commit. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
923 No, listen to me, grab my hands and nothing else!! 1.2270 0.03614 185 149 30 6
924 Stop complaining. You slipped away by accident. Really! 1.2270 0.03695 185 150 28 7
925 Just don't ever again say "me Tarzan you Jane", OK? 1.2270 0.03773 185 151 26 8
926 Father always said you would drag me down with you. 1.2270 0.04017 163 133 23 7
927 What do you mean you thought it was my turn to catch YOU? 1.2270 0.03921 163 132 25 6
928 Changing places is not an option! 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
929 Ed, you're lucky we live in a flyover state. 1.2267 0.03801 150 119 28 3
930 And you thought this talent had no practical use in the real world. 1.2267 0.03917 150 120 26 4
931 Don't worry, I got you! I went to the circus once as a kid. 1.2264 0.03778 159 127 28 4
932 Don't you just love how interactive cirque du soleil has become? 1.2264 0.03778 159 127 28 4
933 Are you willing to talk settlement? 1.2263 0.04633 137 114 15 8
934 Don't ruin my nail polish. 1.2262 0.03651 168 134 30 4
935 So, who gets to pick our next vacation? 1.2262 0.04111 168 139 20 9
936 Not the same old song and dance this vacation,right Frank? 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
937 I have a hard time letting go but you lied about being single." 1.2260 0.04123 177 148 18 11
938 Are you really sorry for canceling Netflix? 1.2260 0.03964 177 146 22 9
939 I suppose something might be said for the fact you're not in head first this time. 1.2258 0.03942 155 125 25 5
940 Did you sleep with her? Yes or no? 1.2258 0.03724 155 123 29 3
941 You mess with the circus mafia, you gonna end up sleeping with the hippos. 1.2258 0.04149 155 127 21 7
942 Before I save you, I'd like to hear more about the trapeze lessons being a waste of time and money? 1.2258 0.04047 155 126 23 6
943 I told you working with a net was a better idea. 1.2258 0.04047 155 126 23 6
944 Got you…Psyche! 1.2256 0.03710 195 160 26 9
945 There’s no connection, send in the clowns.” 1.2256 0.03994 164 134 23 7
946 How should I know? It's your dream. 1.2254 0.04287 142 116 20 6
947 Don't wiggle your fingers,I am ticklish! 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
948 Any last messages?” 1.2252 0.04006 151 122 24 5
949 And just one last thing... 1.2251 0.03904 191 159 21 11
950 Why is it always me that does the heavy lifting around here? 1.2250 0.03860 160 129 26 5
951 Cirque du slouleil sinking 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
952 Help!! Sure,but who is this Jane? 1.2247 0.03780 178 145 26 7
953 Careful, I just had a mani 1.2247 0.03695 178 144 28 6
954 So, about that proposal… 1.2246 0.03888 187 155 22 10
955 I'm letting go if I see a leech. 1.2245 0.04185 147 120 21 6
956 Timing is everything. 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
957 Last day of professional team development, Clark, and I'm still not seeing any collaborative bandwidth. 1.2245 0.04185 147 120 21 6
958 See, women really CAN do it all! 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
959 The first two words are - will you. 1.2244 0.04024 156 127 23 6
960 Try again!....The correct answer is? 1.2244 0.04224 156 129 19 8
961 And you promise to come to couples yoga?! 1.2241 0.03834 174 142 25 7
962 But first, tell me you're sorry for divorcing me because I joined the circus. 1.2240 0.03867 183 151 23 9
963 Who's laughing at my circus school Groupon now, Mr. Smarty-pants? 1.2240 0.03955 192 161 19 12
964 I told you it was a bad idea to have sex on this thing! 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
965 It’s the same safety net as everyone in the country has. 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
966 now do i get my ring 1.2238 0.03897 143 114 26 3
967 Oops, missed. Oops, missed. Oops, missed. 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
968 Remember, you’re a Wallenda! You’ve fallen and you can get up! 1.2235 0.03708 170 137 28 5
969 On Three 1.2235 0.03801 170 138 26 6
970 This is not what I meant by "let's add more adventure"! 1.2235 0.03676 179 145 28 6
971 Once again,what are you planning to do with the pre-nup? 1.2230 0.03932 148 119 25 4
972 So, what are we? 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
973 You gotta meet me halfway! 1.2229 0.03453 157 123 33 1
974 This isn't covered in the prenup! 1.2229 0.03453 157 123 33 1
975 The lengths women go to, to date unavailable men. 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
976 I'm with the Res-que du Soleil unit. 1.2229 0.04132 166 138 19 9
977 Quick, Sandy! 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
978 So I get the remote for a month, right? 1.2222 0.04456 144 120 16 8
979 Did you use the sanitizer? 1.2222 0.04170 153 126 20 7
980 Show me those jazz hands Phillip! 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
981 Well, well. If it's not the Daring Young Man. 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
982 Could you sanitize your hands first? 1.2222 0.04290 162 136 16 10
983 I'll try it from my ankles on the next pass. 1.2216 0.03708 176 143 27 6
984 Did you make the life insurance payment? 1.2216 0.03795 176 144 25 7
985 Cheat on me with the bearded lady will you? 1.2216 0.03880 176 145 23 8
986 Sorry, but my 'greatest of ease' ends where your hands begin. 1.2216 0.03708 176 143 27 6
987 Too bad, Fred. I knew I should have married someone taller. 1.2216 0.04109 167 139 19 9
988 Grab my hands!, and never mock my circus camp again! 1.2216 0.03929 167 137 23 7
989 Sorry to inform you that we chose another candidate for the job. 1.2215 0.04078 158 130 21 7
990 How long have you had this sinking feeling? 1.2215 0.03909 149 120 25 4
991 So close ... sorry." 1.2214 0.04541 140 117 15 8
992 Dammit Kevin, meet me halfway for crying out loud. 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
993 Wait...did you use hand sanitizer? 1.2209 0.04189 172 145 16 11
994 Still think “Tour of the Everglades” was a good idea? 1.2209 0.03990 163 134 22 7
995 Promise you'll always put the seat back down? 1.2209 0.03796 163 132 26 5
996 After this, I think I want to explore saving other people. 1.2209 0.03796 163 132 26 5
997 I warned you they’d never drain the swamp!! 1.2209 0.03894 163 133 24 6
998 Daring, yes. Young, no. Man, oy vey. 1.2208 0.04247 154 128 18 8
999 I told you joining the Mar-a-Lago circus would have its pitfalls. 1.2207 0.04318 145 120 18 7
1000 Trappeasement is what got us into this situation in the first place. 1.2207 0.04206 145 119 20 6
1001 I just came to say goodbye. 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
1002 I'm Tarzan's intern. 1.2202 0.03816 168 137 25 6
1003 Do you really care where I got the trapeze? 1.2201 0.04151 159 132 19 8
1004 Looks like someone forgot to chalk up again! 1.2201 0.03415 159 125 33 1
1005 I've been having this sinking feeling about our relationship for a long time 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
1006 And so then I said, “flip THIS!” 1.2201 0.04054 159 131 21 7
1007 Sorry I’m late! Just had to rescue an international bank. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1008 Good thing you bought really good travel insurance. 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
1009 Sweetheart, you've never looked better! 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1010 Yup, our spouses are going to find out about this... 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
1011 Now is probably a good time to tell you that I am seeing the circus trapeze artist. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1012 We can talk about the improbability of a trapeze in the jungle later! 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1013 you were right, being a swinger is totally awsome 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1014 This was definitely not on our to-do list. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1015 Aren't you glad you married a trapeze artist? 1.2197 0.03830 173 142 24 7
1016 This is not how we practised this scenario 1.2195 0.03675 164 132 28 4
1017 And you could have put the toilet seat down. 1.2195 0.04062 164 136 20 8
1018 I told you trapeze lessons would be handy instead of pole dancing." 1.2194 0.04222 155 129 18 8
1019 So close but, so far away… 1.2194 0.03804 155 125 26 4
1020 Do you always have to make my routines about you? 1.2193 0.03637 187 153 27 7
1021 You know, I sort of get your point now about always practicing with a net. 1.2192 0.03947 146 118 24 4
1022 Your arms were always too short. 1.2191 0.03671 178 145 27 6
1023 Quite the tourist trap, isn't it? 1.2191 0.03583 178 144 29 5
1024 So,why did you ask me to swing by? 1.2189 0.03701 169 137 27 5
1025 You can do this! Think about the applause. 1.2189 0.03887 169 139 23 7
1026 Are you even trying? 1.2188 0.03620 160 128 29 3
1027 We don't need a net you said! 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
1028 And you said my trapeze classes were a waste 1.2188 0.03620 160 128 29 3
1029 Say it: 'I want you more than I need you.' 1.2185 0.04191 151 125 19 7
1030 This will make a great TikTok video, be thinking about the music. 1.2185 0.04085 151 124 21 6
1031 We have to stop meeting like this! 1.2185 0.03746 151 121 27 3
1032 I told you this is what you get if you let go. 1.2185 0.04085 151 124 21 6
1033 You never would ask for directions 1.2185 0.04191 151 125 19 7
1034 Next time, grab my bottom. You won't fall off then. 1.2184 0.03539 174 140 30 4
1035 You always told me being swingers had benefits! 1.2184 0.03981 174 145 20 9
1036 Wait... I forgot my phone... I gotta get a picture! 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
1037 Oh heck, I just did my nails! 1.2182 0.03946 165 136 22 7
1038 Hurry up! I have 15 minutes between Zoom meetings. 1.2182 0.03552 165 132 30 3
1039 I'll have you out with the greatest of ease 1.2182 0.03852 165 135 24 6
1040 My friends told me I could pick up guys if I checked out the bar scene. 1.2182 0.03946 165 136 22 7
1041 Weeeeeeee! 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1042 As soon as as the lacquer's dried! 1.2179 0.04097 156 129 20 7
1043 Too bad I'll just swing us both into my glass ceiling. 1.2179 0.03995 156 128 22 6
1044 It's not that deep" you said. Now, about that red Corvette I wanted... 1.2179 0.04294 156 131 16 9
1045 This motherfucker! 1.2179 0.04211 179 153 13 13
1046 And you didn't want to pay for the lessons! 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
1047 Do I get the TV remote tonight? 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
1048 Okay, Mr. “I Don’t Need a Net”… 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
1049 This isn’t what I meant when I said you had to let go of me, but it works. 1.2177 0.04373 147 123 16 8
1050 You Tarzan, me Jane. 1.2176 0.03955 170 141 21 8
1051 C'Mon - Jump! 1.2176 0.03386 170 135 33 2
1052 I said STICK the landing Bob, not GET STUCK. 1.2176 0.03488 170 136 31 3
1053 So near, yet so far. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1054 I'll get you out of this trap ezey! 1.2171 0.04122 175 148 16 11
1055 How'd you get stuck in the 1970s? 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
1056 I'm ready to take the plunge. 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
1057 This IS better than goat yoga! 1.2171 0.04370 152 128 15 9
1058 Was this adventure vacation really worth it just to avoid a weekend with my mother? 1.2169 0.04017 166 138 20 8
1059 This isn’t what I had in mind when I suggested we try swinging. 1.2169 0.03831 166 136 24 6
1060 My last partner made the same cute face you are making now! 1.2168 0.04227 143 118 19 6
1061 I suppose you haven't seen the lion tamer? 1.2168 0.04227 143 118 19 6
1062 And you said my pandemic hobbies were a waste of time! 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
1063 You never bale me out! 1.2167 0.03718 180 148 25 7
1064 So you forgive my affair with the Flying Boldinis? 1.2166 0.04364 157 133 14 10
1065 Now...what were you saying about wanting more space? 1.2166 0.04073 157 130 20 7
1066 Maybe now you’ll understand that I’m letting you go.” 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1067 Honey, you really stuck the landing this time. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1068 Ohhhhhh . . . so close! sorry, dear. 1.2164 0.04015 134 108 23 3
1069 At least we aren't school teachers... or we'd have to do this while dodging bullets. 1.2164 0.04285 134 110 19 5
1070 And regarding visiting my family for the holidays…? 1.2162 0.03780 148 119 26 3
1071 I told you the Couple's Circus Lessons Groupon would pay off! 1.2160 0.03686 162 131 27 4
1072 I can swing low but a chariot is out of the question. 1.2160 0.03889 162 133 23 6
1073 Butterfingers! 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1074 I suppose I could stretch a little further, but who is this Tiffany who keeps texting you. 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1075 Look honey, we're swingers! 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1076 Did you remember to empty the dishwasher, as I had asked? 1.2157 0.04141 153 127 19 7
1077 Before I save you I need to know if clowns freak you out. 1.2155 0.04094 181 154 15 12
1078 I told you...$20 more for a net would be worth it! 1.2153 0.03962 144 117 23 4
1079 And you said my time in the circus would never come in handy. 1.2153 0.03838 144 116 25 3
1080 How I met your Mother. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
1081 Not again! 1.2152 0.03630 158 127 28 3
1082 Tarzan, your mother would be ashamed. 1.2152 0.03630 158 127 28 3
1083 Have you been paying the life insurance premiums, sweetheart? 1.2151 0.03549 172 139 29 4
1084 So, does my mother get to visit this weekend or not? 1.2151 0.03825 172 142 23 7
1085 Hi! I'm Jessica from La Brea customer service. How are you enjoying your visit so far? 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1086 'Hurry we're going to miss the buffet" 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1087 I guess this makes me queen of jungle now! 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
1088 How "Great" do you feel now you cheating SOB? 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
1089 I'll tell people you worked without a net. 1.2147 0.03576 177 144 28 5
1090 I want a divorce. 1.2147 0.03490 191 156 29 6
1091 Look who wouldn’t have been caught dead asking for my hand. 1.2143 0.04028 140 114 22 4
1092 Jerry had noticed that their harmless lockdown hobby had escalated unpleasantly since 2021. 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
1093 I’ll grab you and squeeze, with the greatest of ease 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
1094 And you're not coming into the house until you take off your shoes! 1.2143 0.04117 154 128 19 7
1095 Honey, is your life insurance paid up? 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
1096 Boy, quick sand really is quick, isn't it? 1.2138 0.03718 159 129 26 4
1097 Is this a good time to bring up that prenup? 1.2137 0.04599 131 110 14 7
1098 Just tell me honestly, have you sanitized your hands? 1.2134 0.04035 164 137 19 8
1099 What are you thinking about that kitchen renovation I mentioned yesterday Chuck? 1.2133 0.04078 150 124 20 6
1100 What am I doing, Brad? Dismantling the patriarchy, one errant half-twisting reverse bird’s nest at a time. 1.2133 0.04187 150 125 18 7
1101 Well, at least the fall didn't kill you. 1.2133 0.04078 150 124 20 6
1102 About that pre-nup, Ralph..." 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
1103 Meet me half way! 1.2132 0.03822 136 109 25 2
1104 These team building activities are really getting creative 1.2131 0.03823 183 153 21 9
1105 And you wanted to be on "Survivor!" 1.2130 0.03951 169 141 20 8
1106 See ya later, alligator. 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
1107 Your mood swings give me a sinking feeling. 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
1108 These Carnival cruise excursions are not what I imagined 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
1109 Thanks for letting me swing by! 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
1110 Sorry, but I've only got no-vault insurance. 1.2129 0.03773 155 126 25 4
1111 If you’d paid attention in physics class you’d know this is the last time we’ll be this close. 1.2129 0.04292 155 131 15 9
1112 I’m sorry, but I just did my nails. 1.2129 0.04092 155 129 19 7
1113 Arthur, Do you want to be saved or not? 1.2129 0.04092 155 129 19 7
1114 I'm sorry, the last administration was supposed to drain the swamp. 1.2129 0.04092 155 129 19 7
1115 You should have married that 6-foot, 2-inch skinny girl you liked so much! 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
1116 Remember when you set my circus hobby will never be useful? 1.2129 0.03660 155 125 27 3
1117 This is what happens when a man refuses to ask directions. 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
1118 I’ll be right back! 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
1119 You’re not John! 1.2128 0.04248 141 117 18 6
1120 Promise to do the dishes and take out the garbage? 1.2128 0.04002 141 115 22 4
1121 Are you sure? Sometimes you're so hard to read. 1.2128 0.04248 141 117 18 6
1122 Tell me again where you were last Friday night. 1.2126 0.03957 174 146 19 9
1123 Just so you know, short-armed men should never go anywhere near quicksand! 1.2126 0.03872 174 145 21 8
1124 Who says we’re not swingers? 1.2126 0.03697 174 143 25 6
1125 I told you trapeze lessons would come in handy. 1.2126 0.03872 174 145 21 8
1126 I never loved you, Jerry—I hope your bloated swamp corpse rots in hell. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1127 Mondays. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1128 What's the magic word? 1.2125 0.03589 160 129 28 3
1129 AND you'll do the laundry for six months AND... 1.2125 0.04003 160 133 20 7
1130 So its agreed, we're tearing up the pre-nup? 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
1131 This is a little more than a "sticky situation" you said you needed help with! 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
1132 C'mon, honey. Just like we practiced. 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
1133 Worst swingers' party EVER! 1.2123 0.03628 179 147 26 6
1134 Is this a good time to discuss our pre nuptial 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
1135 I can save you, but first I need to know if you've had any COVID symptoms... 1.2121 0.03882 132 106 24 2
1136 Say it!!! Say you love me, Marvin!!! 1.2121 0.04013 165 138 19 8
1137 No,no. Use the underhand grip! 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
1138 I knew quitting school and joining a traveling circus would come in handy someday. 1.2121 0.03730 132 105 26 1
1139 Fine, you were right… this was a terrible place to practice. 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
1140 Can we please go back to missionary style? 1.2119 0.04368 151 128 14 9
1141 This is the second time this week, Paul. 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
1142 Say the magic word! 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
1143 Where's the key to the safety deposit box? 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1144 Quick! 1.2118 0.03558 170 138 28 4
1145 Give me the damn car keys, this helicopter is costing a fortune! 1.2118 0.03930 170 142 20 8
1146 …only if you promise we don’t have to spend the holidays with your Mother. 1.2117 0.03797 137 110 25 2
1147 The therapist did say we could grow apart if we kept swinging. 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
1148 And just think, you didn’t want me to join the circus! 1.2116 0.03580 189 156 26 7
1149 I couldn’t find a vine. 1.2115 0.04068 156 130 19 7
1150 Goodbye Dear” 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
1151 My name is Louise on the flying trapeze. 1.2114 0.03766 175 145 23 7
1152 I'm not feeling the enthusiasm, Doug. Let's try again on the next pass. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1153 I told you we shouldn't have tried to build on a wetland! 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
1154 I think you’ll really take to the lion taming. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1155 Just two more passes and we'll go viral for sure! 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
1156 My therapist thinks we have a co-dependent relationship... I'm starting to see what she means. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
1157 My eyes are up here! 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
1158 Betcha didn't think of this when you asked for a divorce, did you? 1.2108 0.03706 166 136 25 5
1159 We should have used a net! 1.2108 0.03803 166 137 23 6
1160 You're lucky I was hanging around! 1.2108 0.03803 166 137 23 6
1161 You know I don't like to say I told you so.... 1.2105 0.04165 171 146 14 11
1162 Did you find the engagement ring yet, honey? 1.2105 0.03996 171 144 18 9
1163 Either way, from today on, I'm finding somewhere else to practice. 1.2102 0.03837 157 129 23 5
1164 What are we going to do on our second date? 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1165 I told you those trapeze lessons would come in handy some day. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1166 This is no time to be afraid of helicopters, George! 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
1167 I mean at least meet me halfway, Greg. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1168 We seem to be growing apart. 1.2099 0.03656 162 132 26 4
1169 So this is your idea of doing something together? 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
1170 Remember the times I told you I was shorthanded? 1.2098 0.04309 143 120 16 7
1171 I told you those acrobat classes would come in handy. 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
1172 I told you the trapeze class would come in handy! 1.2096 0.03587 167 136 27 4
1173 I told you being the damsel isn’t easy! 1.2095 0.04207 148 124 17 7
1174 First, admit that bringing my "trapeze crap" on this vacation was a great idea. 1.2093 0.03975 172 145 18 9
1175 don’t worry I watched a YouTube video 1.2093 0.03709 172 142 24 6
1176 Think of the media coverage this can get... 1.2092 0.03896 153 126 22 5
1177 I'm so lucky your parents sent you to circus camp that summer! 1.2092 0.04214 153 129 16 8
1178 Don’t you wish we had sprung for a net? 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
1179 Now you know how I feel when you leave the toilet lid up. 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
1180 Does Tarzan want to tell Jane his sexual fantasy now? 1.2089 0.04120 158 133 17 8
1181 This is where it gets sticky. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1182 Care to mansplain that glass ceiling one more time? 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
1183 I’m Annette! 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
1184 She was constantly letting herself get sucked into other people’s problems. 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
1185 The Sinking Wallendas 1.2086 0.03636 163 133 26 4
1186 I can't wait for the satisfaction of telling my mother those trapeze lessons weren't a waste of time and money! 1.2083 0.03568 168 137 27 4
1187 Sorry! Hafta fly! 1.2083 0.04282 144 121 16 7
1188 Oh, c'mon. Don't be such a stick in the mud! 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
1189 Will you let me drive the Tesla? 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
1190 Wait,did you use the hand sanitizer? 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1191 And I get the remote. Agreed? 1.2083 0.03856 168 140 21 7
1192 We can do this. Just pretend you're Ukraine and I'm NATO 1.2083 0.04036 168 142 17 9
1193 I’ll save you from the dating pool! 1.2083 0.03671 144 116 26 2
1194 Still think joining the circus was a bad idea 1.2081 0.03597 173 142 26 5
1195 Grab my hands. Fonzie III is about to jump the quicksand. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
1196 Just like when we were in Vegas... But with gators this time 1.2079 0.03532 178 146 27 5
1197 Only if you let me control the remote from now on. 1.2078 0.04087 154 129 18 7
1198 My, what small hands you have, Donald! 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
1199 Who cares if they're small? Just GRAB them!!!! 1.2075 0.03793 159 131 23 5
1200 I’ll swing back by in a minute… 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
1201 Oh? From up in the tree you looked really handsome. 1.2073 0.03718 164 135 24 5
1202 A woman's work is never done! 1.2071 0.03724 140 113 25 2
1203 Gosh, I never realized what small hands you have! 1.2071 0.03860 140 114 23 3
1204 And you accused me of overpacking when I put the trapeze in the carry-on bag. 1.2071 0.03991 140 115 21 4
1205 Serves you right. This is what happens when you leave the circus to get an MBA." 1.2069 0.04254 145 122 16 7
1206 Not getting out of alamony that easy! 1.2067 0.03603 179 148 25 6
1207 Still think nets are for cowards? 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1208 A lot of good the net did! 1.2065 0.03958 155 129 20 6
1209 Let's say some poignant parting words--just in case... 1.2065 0.03740 155 127 24 4
1210 Now be sure to wipe your feet when you get home. 1.2065 0.03958 155 129 20 6
1211 You would think a miraculously placed trapeze would prompt more confidence than I'm feeling. 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
1212 I think our act would work better as a one woman show. 1.2063 0.03666 160 131 25 4
1213 You’re still on the unicycle, right? 1.2063 0.03666 160 131 25 4
1214 But first—Democrat or Republican? 1.2061 0.04431 131 110 15 6
1215 Oh, fuck! 1.2061 0.04431 131 110 15 6
1216 Care to meet a real swinging gal? 1.2059 0.03220 170 136 33 1
1217 Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man, ... 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
1218 Once again, you're coming up a bit short.” 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
1219 You’re lucky I just happen to be swinging by. 1.2057 0.03701 141 114 25 2
1220 So, no March Madness on TV this year, correct?! 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
1221 No, YOU'RE supposed to be Lord of the Jungle! 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
1222 Now, speaking freely, what is your opinion of Feminism? 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
1223 Like we practiced! 1.2056 0.03314 180 146 31 3
1224 Hang on, honey, I’m thinking. 1.2055 0.03493 146 117 28 1
1225 See? I TOLD you trapeze class would be more fun than pole dancing! 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
1226 Sure it’s a bit of a circus, but what’s the alternative? 1.2053 0.04022 151 126 19 6
1227 Walter. You’re really pissing me off. Reach! 1.2053 0.04130 151 127 17 7
1228 "No I'm not Jane but you're no Tarzan either!" 1.2053 0.03796 151 124 23 4
1229 'Don't pack the trapeze,' you said. 1.2053 0.04022 151 126 19 6
1230 There must be a better way 1.2053 0.03796 151 124 23 4
1231 Maybe the daring young man will try it with the Velcro now. 1.2053 0.04130 151 127 17 7
1232 You picked the wrong week to quit the circus. 1.2051 0.04140 156 132 16 8
1233 OK, next time I swing by just reach up a little higher. I can't do all the work for both of us! 1.2051 0.03828 156 129 22 5
1234 Thanks for dropping in. I’ll catch you later. 1.2050 0.04049 161 136 17 8
1235 Out of your trap with ease. 1.2050 0.03751 161 133 23 5
1236 Tarzan thinks you suck! 1.2048 0.03871 166 139 20 7
1237 It's because you have small hands 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
1238 A biodegradable safety net… What could possibly go wrong? 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
1239 I make $10,000 a month working from home. Ask me how! 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1240 A lot different than swinging on a vine, eh Tarzan? 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
1241 And you thought trapeze classes were just for bougie stay-at-homes. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
1242 There's no way I can save you, but I did want you to know that I thought about it. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
1243 Eric,I sense that an unbridgeable gap has developed between us. 1.2044 0.04031 137 113 20 4
1244 How ironic ! Your name being Sandy. 1.2044 0.04413 137 116 14 7
1245 It’s not what you said , it’s how you said it 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
1246 When you wake up from this dream, go back to your wife. 1.2042 0.03811 142 116 23 3
1247 Well heck, this is not my circus but unfortunately you are my monkey. You know the drill Armando! 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
1248 Oh,wait!! I forgot to sanitize my hands!! 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
1249 Seriously Frank? Anything to avoid dinner with my parents... 1.2041 0.03731 147 120 24 3
1250 What, now circus lessons don't seem so funny anymore? 1.2041 0.03731 147 120 24 3
1251 So, how are you enjoying metaphor camp? 1.2039 0.03773 152 125 23 4
1252 Maybe not with the greatest of ease 1.2039 0.04105 152 128 17 7
1253 Tell me again: who gets credit for thinking of this? 1.2038 0.03806 157 130 22 5
1254 At least you had a soft landing! 1.2037 0.03518 162 132 27 3
1255 Now do you see why Tarzan used a vine? 1.2035 0.04007 113 91 21 1
1256 I can pull you out, but your elephant is a goner. 1.2035 0.03773 172 144 21 7
1257 And YOU thought a swinger’s party would be fun! 1.2035 0.03949 172 146 17 9
1258 The number of times I’ve bent over backwards for you. 1.2035 0.03862 172 145 19 8
1259 It's nice to get out of the office, but they're taking these 'trust your co-workers' exercises a little too far" 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1260 You're going to get me that new Tesla....right? 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1261 This is how people expect their Tinder dates to go. 1.2030 0.03660 133 107 25 1
1262 I'm starting to regret taking the 'quicksand survival' elective at trapeze school. 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
1263 Did you know it was our anniversary today? 1.2030 0.04369 133 112 15 6
1264 And you said joining Cirque du Soleil would never be of any use anywhere in the real world! 1.2029 0.04502 138 118 12 8
1265 Hand me your wallet! 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
1266 Jazz Hands, Jimmy!!! More Jazz Hands!! 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
1267 Does this make me look fat? 1.2027 0.04493 148 128 10 10
1268 1000 TiK Tok likes minimum 1.2027 0.03830 148 122 22 4
1269 Now about your secretary… 1.2026 0.03864 153 127 21 5
1270 ‘Butterfingers! Is that you?!’ 1.2026 0.03864 153 127 21 5
1271 If only I didn't have T Rex arms ... 1.2026 0.03634 153 125 25 3
1272 I'll grab you on the next pass, that snake is too close for my comfort. 1.2026 0.03514 153 124 27 2
1273 I swear this marriage counseling gets harder every session! 1.2025 0.03676 158 130 24 4
1274 I warned you about using hand cream. 1.2025 0.03991 158 133 18 7
1275 You should have answered my question! Twice I asked you "who is Arlene?" 1.2025 0.03889 158 132 20 6
1276 My thighs can't bend any more! 1.2025 0.03676 158 130 24 4
1277 Did you find the ring? 1.2025 0.03908 163 137 19 7
1278 You really need to work on your extensions, honey 1.2025 0.03809 163 136 21 6
1279 Like we rehearsed! Less sinking! 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
1280 « l I hope you didn’t use my hand cream again! » 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1281 If this works, I think we should take the act on the road. 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
1282 Who's the unsafe one now, Mr. Nets-Are-For-Keeping-Mosquitos-Away? 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
1283 Shockingly,Lilian had neglected to mention her extensive trapeze background on her rescue team application. 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
1284 Does THIS remind you of my mother?! 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
1285 The Swiss Banking Circus' star trapeze artist; UBS rescues Credit Suisse from the pool of quicksand below. 1.2014 0.04232 139 117 16 6
1286 Got a match? 1.2014 0.04232 139 117 16 6
1287 You can’t use a net like everyone else? 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
1288 Yes, honey, please honey, You were right again. It is quicksand. 1.2014 0.04354 139 118 14 7
1289 It's too late to lose 20 pounds... 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
1290 Wait! This'll be more dramatic in a few minutes! 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
1291 So my brother's going to catch me, and he's going to toss me to our other brother, and then my mom's going to help me back up to the platform, and then I'll be back for you, I promise! 1.2014 0.04354 139 118 14 7
1292 Like our couples therapist says honey, sometimes to love is to let go. 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
1293 Want to ‘splain to me again, Kevin, how politics and acrobatics are easy? 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
1294 Told you that Groupon would come in handy. 1.2013 0.04038 149 125 18 6
1295 I'll drop you off here and be back in 5 1.2013 0.03544 159 130 26 3
1296 Just walk out of there, you wimp. You're a centaur!. 1.2013 0.04164 159 136 14 9
1297 Remember, when I pull you up out of there, smile! 1.2012 0.03788 164 137 21 6
1298 And you said the circus was useless 1.2012 0.03788 164 137 21 6
1299 Honey! I said I would marry you! Didn't you hear me? I said I will MARRY YOU! 1.2012 0.04076 169 145 14 10
1300 Me Jane. You screwed. 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
1301 We're like trapeze in a pond. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1302 Beg me! 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
1303 I'm so glad you agreed to come on this couples' retreat with me! 1.2000 0.03844 160 134 20 6
1304 If you live, we'll keep it in. 1.2000 0.03740 145 119 23 3
1305 Sorry, but my husband is on to us. 1.2000 0.04123 150 127 16 7
1306 And you thought those trapeze lessons were foolish. 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
1307 Let's take the act to Florida for the winter, you said! 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
1308 Nice to meet you. I'm Jane 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
1309 You know you can't count on me swinging by every time you get in trouble, Elliot. 1.2000 0.03844 160 134 20 6
1310 I told you you'd regret it if we tried swinging. 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
1311 Men never ask for directions. 1.2000 0.04032 155 131 17 7
1312 Tell me again, Fred, about how sorry you are for complaining about the cost of my gymnastics class! 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
1313 Aw! So close! 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
1314 Grasp gently. I just did my nails. 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
1315 Thanks for calling Cirque du S.O.S.! 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
1316 And you said packing the EZPortaTrap was a waste of space! 1.2000 0.03820 140 115 22 3
1317 Now whose the fat lady! 1.2000 0.04555 130 111 12 7
1318 As usual, you took the low road, while I take the high one! 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1319 I'm working at the circus, but I used to be firefighter. 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
1320 ...and there's an ambulance waiting with 14 clowns in it. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1321 Wait here, I'll go get the car 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1322 Wait, I forgot my hand sanitizer! 1.1989 0.03781 176 149 19 8
1323 Well, take your feet out of the stirrups. 1.1989 0.03781 176 149 19 8
1324 Wait let me try that trick just one more time! 1.1988 0.03647 166 138 23 5
1325 Come on, don't be such a stick-in-the-mud! 1.1988 0.03614 161 133 24 4
1326 Charlie it was great working with you! 1.1988 0.03614 161 133 24 4
1327 Okay Fred, you were the top of the human pyramid. How many of you are under there? 1.1987 0.03903 156 131 19 6
1328 Three tries -- you're out. 1.1987 0.03518 151 123 26 2
1329 Calm down! You're sinking slower than SVB did. 1.1987 0.03877 151 126 20 5
1330 I told you life would suck without me! 1.1987 0.04098 151 128 16 7
1331 How can I help? 1.1987 0.03877 151 126 20 5
1332 Next time I’m picking what we do on date night. 1.1987 0.03518 151 123 26 2
1333 Don’t worry. The third time’s the charm. 1.1986 0.03841 146 121 21 4
1334 Just teasing! 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
1335 Sorry Donald you hands are too small! 1.1986 0.04296 141 120 14 7
1336 Let's try a net instead. 1.1986 0.03660 141 115 24 2
1337 We can't go on meeting like this. 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
1338 Grow a pair! 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1339 Oops. This way is cheaper than a divorce. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
1340 I hardly consider this " the greatest of ease". 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
1341 I distinctly remember: You said we won’t need a net. How’s that working out for you? 1.1976 0.03628 167 139 23 5
1342 I can finally tick this one off my bucket list. 1.1975 0.03551 157 129 25 3
1343 Harold! At last you're reaching out to me ... 1.1974 0.03739 152 126 22 4
1344 What did you say about life insurance? 1.1974 0.03853 152 127 20 5
1345 You're the one who insisted on working without a net! 1.1973 0.03694 147 121 23 3
1346 Use your bootstraps! 1.1973 0.03938 147 123 19 5
1347 I told you Circus Camp is fun! 1.1973 0.03565 147 120 25 2
1348 We’ll rename it The Greatest Show IN Earth. 1.1972 0.04150 142 120 16 6
1349 My mother said, "Don't marry a Wallenda. Don't marry a Wallenda." So what did I do? 1.1971 0.04123 137 115 17 5
1350 Oops! I meant to drop you at the shoreline! 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
1351 Remember when I read you the parable about the scorpion and the frog? 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
1352 Don’t worry honey, I’m great at multitasking. 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
1353 Tippy Tippy Toes 1.1970 0.03637 132 107 24 1
1354 Come on! Reach for me like you are a bank and I am Janet Yellen. 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
1355 Now you want to hold my hands and look me in the eyes. 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
1356 Whoops! Maybe that little barmaid will save your sorry ass! 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
1357 You look different on eharmony" 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
1358 Hold on. I want to do a double back flip first. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
1359 .... as long as you promise to do the dishes and laundry for a lifetime . 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
1360 Honey, I swear I’m trying to catch you. 1.1969 0.03714 127 103 23 1
1361 OK, this time pull don't push. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
1362 Trust me. I took Trapeze as an online course during the pandemic." 1.1966 0.03884 117 95 21 1
1363 There! Finally rid of you. 1.1964 0.03404 168 138 27 3
1364 This never would have happened if you weren't rubbing greasy hair cream into your hair. 1.1962 0.03752 158 132 21 5
1365 You had me at 'H-E-L-P!' 1.1962 0.03752 158 132 21 5
1366 C'mon now. With style! With STYLE! 1.1962 0.03530 158 130 25 3
1367 Don't we make a good team? 1.1961 0.03599 153 126 24 3
1368 Oops, back in a sec. I forgot hand sanitizer. 1.1961 0.03941 153 129 18 6
1369 All I asked you to do was make the kids dinner and put them to bed. 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
1370 Don't forget, dear, I still have to pick up the stuff we ordered before the kids' recital at 6, and I finished OUR taxes. Dinner is on the table when you get home. 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
1371 For the love of- Guh! Great vacation, Ralph! Really great! 1.1959 0.03671 148 122 23 3
1372 Way to stick the landing. 1.1958 0.03748 143 118 22 3
1373 Dammit, Arno. Reach higher. 1.1958 0.03475 143 116 26 1
1374 Did you wash your hands? 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
1375 So you know, the vows don't include till quick sand you do part." 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
1376 I dare you to not call it a sport again... 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
1377 My arms are too short...on second thought, your arms are too short. 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
1378 How much is your life insurance policy worth? 1.1957 0.04347 138 118 13 7
1379 Remember that affair you had ... 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
1380 Wow Bob. You finally stuck the landing. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
1381 Next year let's not do spring training in Florida. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
1382 Promise not to get any mud in the RV. 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
1383 No, I can't wait until you're finished peeing. 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
1384 You realize that our Cirque du Soleil audition is tomorrow, don't you? 1.1951 0.04420 123 104 14 5
1385 The last of the Flailing Wallendas. 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
1386 Not so daring now, are you? 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
1387 No, this is cirque de soil. 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
1388 Tom immediately regretted his role in Susan’s art installation critiquing the American economy. 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
1389 I told you not to go to the Capitol Building that day! 1.1950 0.03835 159 134 19 6
1390 Sure, I do regret my habitual use of moisturizers right about now. Damn these silky-smooth hands!" 1.1950 0.03730 159 133 21 5
1391 This is our last”Trip of Lifetime” vacation. C. Tom Howes 507 Valley Road Havertown, PA 19083 610-789-3176 1.1948 0.04128 154 132 14 8
1392 So Ethan,do you still think that your "crack" about a 20 year marriage "like being buried alive," still funny?" 1.1948 0.03807 154 129 20 5
1393 Nobody puts Baby in a mud pile. 1.1946 0.03771 149 124 21 4
1394 So, you'll do the dishes -- and take out the trash? 1.1946 0.03649 149 123 23 3
1395 oh sorry, it was the hand cream 1.1946 0.04225 149 128 13 8
1396 And they say you won't meet men hanging around bars. 1.1944 0.04096 144 122 16 6
1397 I notice you haven't said, "Oh, please just leave me alone" lately! 1.1944 0.03976 144 121 18 5
1398 I’m going to have to ask you to stand on your tippy toes on my next pass. 1.1944 0.03453 144 117 26 1
1399 It's swing or swim. 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
1400 Exposure Therapy is much more exciting than traditional counseling. 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
1401 I thought you told me we were going out for a drink and then dinner? 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
1402 Was hoping you would swing by 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
1403 Stop mansplaining your rescue! 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
1404 Quick! Are you still having cold feet about marriage? 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
1405 Trust me, this is tbe best way to overcome your fear of committment. 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
1406 Come on. Last show of the season. You can do it. 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
1407 After this, I swear to god, you remind me one more time how you 'carried me' through acrobat academy... 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
1408 Hang tight, I’ll swing by again in a few. 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
1409 I never could have done this before Ozempic 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
1410 I told you you would end up regretting that silly little TRO. 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
1411 I had no idea this couples counseling would be so life or death! 1.1939 0.03428 165 136 26 3
1412 It's not that I don't have the upper body strength .. I have trust issues. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1413 And we'll take Mom on the cruise with us, right honey? 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1414 Don't give up! Just forget the "short arm" comment. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1415 There’s really no good time to tell you this, but I’m leaving you for Vince. 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
1416 Now maybe you’ll stop complaining about my circus job. 1.1935 0.03672 155 129 22 4
1417 If you wanted to reach out to me, you could’ve just called 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
1418 Your're better suited for Sink du Soleil. 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
1419 Alan was never very good about reaching out 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1420 Needless to say, we never saw eachother again. But anyway... is this your first time speed-dating? 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1421 I'll get you right out with the greatest of ease. 1.1931 0.03569 145 119 24 2
1422 Would you like to reconsider that new kitchen? 1.1931 0.03701 145 120 22 3
1423 Now are you glad you sprung for the Cirque du Soleil tickets? 1.1931 0.04070 145 123 16 6
1424 Honey, I insist that you meet me halfway on this! 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1425 See Todd, I told you those trapeze artist lessons I took would be useful!" 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
1426 I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go. 1.1929 0.04042 140 118 17 5
1427 If this doesn't work, the clown car is on its way. 1.1929 0.04042 140 118 17 5
1428 Now do you think my jazzercise class paid off? 1.1929 0.04407 140 121 11 8
1429 Quick, or our circus act is sunk. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
1430 Hear's looking at you kid. 1.1926 0.04271 135 115 14 6
1431 I didn't mean to drop you in it, honest 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
1432 So much for flying through the air with the greatest of ease. NOW, will you try pickleball? 1.1926 0.04139 135 114 16 5
1433 I'm the headliner in the act from now on, right? 1.1926 0.03717 135 111 22 2
1434 Yes,earlier I did say eating that fried chicken was gonna kill you. But maybe if you used a napkin 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
1435 Wait! You didn't mask and your hands aren't washed. 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
1436 Smile! The audience wants happy! 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
1437 You were right, we’re not kids anymore. 1.1923 0.03871 156 132 18 6
1438 Just thought I'd swing by and see if you needed anything. 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
1439 I just feel like I'm always the one giving more than 50%. 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
1440 Who’s looking like a clown now? 1.1920 0.04641 125 108 10 7
1441 When we swing low, they reach high 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
1442 Wait, wasn't that you I saw with the bearded lady? 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
1443 What a coincidence - I'm "Sandy" too. 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
1444 Don't worry, it's fake quick sand. 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
1445 Jazz hands! 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
1446 Remember that time you yelled “You’re not the boss of me” ? 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
1447 You never take a sincere interest in my hobbies! 1.1916 0.03696 167 141 20 6
1448 Let’s do it again until it’s perfect. 1.1915 0.03755 141 117 21 3
1449 Quick Sandi here to help you. 1.1915 0.03887 141 118 19 4
1450 Oops! Let's try that again! 1.1915 0.03755 141 117 21 3
1451 Any sign of my keys down there? 1.1915 0.03755 141 117 21 3
1452 And you said acroyoga classes were a waste of time. 1.1915 0.03617 141 116 23 2
1453 I TOLD you not to have a quick sandwich. 1.1915 0.03474 141 115 25 1
1454 And they said I wasted my youth! 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
1455 Did you use the hand sanitizer? 1.1914 0.03770 162 137 19 6
1456 Well, where’s your toxic masculinity now, tough guy? 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
1457 I told you to be careful in Washington 1.1913 0.04924 115 100 8 7
1458 I told you my circus training would come in handy! 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
1459 It's time to let go of me. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
1460 Don't worry dear, I've had a high success rate of 85% sofar. 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
1461 I will swing by in few seconds if you are still around. 1.1912 0.03692 136 112 22 2
1462 No no no... not a used Mercedes Benz. 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
1463 Honey, now is NOT the time to ask if I washed my hands! 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
1464 This is not what I meant when I asked if you'd swing. 1.1911 0.03515 157 130 24 3
1465 By grabbing these hands you accept our terms and conditions." 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
1466 I always said you were a stick in the mud. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
1467 I'm sorry to have to tell you like this, but I'm just not that into you. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
1468 You know we just can't connect when you're all tense. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
1469 Don’t worry Tarzan, the return to work is an adjustment for all of us. 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
1470 Are you going to wear that shirt? 1.1908 0.04040 152 130 15 7
1471 Like it or not, I'm in control now. 1.1908 0.03583 152 126 23 3
1472 Next time, let's just stick with the net. 1.1905 0.03780 147 123 20 4
1473 Honey, I thought it was your turn to bring the net. 1.1905 0.03689 126 103 22 1
1474 Quicksand Trapeze Rescue Corp at your service! 1.1905 0.03780 147 123 20 4
1475 I'd help, but every little thing seems to affect my FICO score. 1.1905 0.03780 147 123 20 4
1476 So we’re agreed: leaving the seat down is a done deal… 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
1477 You know, other acrobats work with a net. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
1478 I'd like to talk to you about extending your warranty... 1.1905 0.03901 147 124 18 5
1479 Nooo, the mortgagee hasn't been paid off yet 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
1480 'Are you taking me to Tiffanys' 1.1901 0.03594 142 117 23 2
1481 Are you going to tell me where you really were last night? 1.1901 0.03769 121 99 21 1
1482 Me Jane, but you’re no Tarsan! 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
1483 I hope that pork chop you had for lunch was worth it. 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
1484 I'm flexible. Are you? 1.1899 0.03378 158 130 26 2
1485 You still think you are daring and young 1.1899 0.03826 158 134 18 6
1486 UBS coming for Credit Suisse 1.1899 0.03930 158 135 16 7
1487 Come on out of there, sweetie. No more drowning in your work. Let's go eat some nachos. 1.1898 0.03811 137 114 20 3
1488 So let's talk for a sec about who gets top billing... 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
1489 You've sanitized your hands, right? 1.1898 0.04213 137 117 14 6
1490 I hate it when there's no division of labor! 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
1491 So you can do this 'with the greatest of ease,' you say?" 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1492 Well, honey, we did agree you wanted a soft landing. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1493 I thought that a remote beach vacation would bring back the romance. 1.1892 0.03503 148 122 24 2
1494 That's enough practice for today. We will continue tomorrow. 1.1892 0.03994 148 126 16 6
1495 You put on weight and this is what happens! 1.1892 0.03877 148 125 18 5
1496 If my hands were only bigger. 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
1497 Honey, why do i always have to do the heavy lifting ? 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
1498 So, are my Pilates classes still a 'silly waste of time', Harold? 1.1892 0.03757 148 124 20 4
1499 Now, Mr. Barnum, about that raise... 1.1890 0.04573 127 110 10 7
1500 Hang in there! # 1.1890 0.03662 127 104 22 1
1501 Not until you admit my trapeze lessons were NOT a waste of money. Say it! 1.1888 0.03837 143 120 19 4
1502 Isn't it enough that I have to bend over backwards for you. 1.1888 0.04086 143 122 15 6
1503 I said "daring," not darling. 1.1888 0.03707 143 119 21 3
1504 Still think attending that Circus Camp was a waste of time Irv? 1.1888 0.03837 143 120 19 4
1505 I told you. ALWAYS work with a net. 1.1887 0.03588 159 133 22 4
1506 Stand Up and I’ll save you! 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
1507 As I mentioned: watching Tarzan movies isn't enough. 1.1887 0.03907 159 136 16 7
1508 Hheellpp!! -- Please save me from this damned swing!! 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
1509 Who's laughing at my circus training now? 1.1884 0.03496 138 113 24 1
1510 Man up. 1.1884 0.03923 138 116 18 4
1511 You have to make some promises 1.1884 0.03923 138 116 18 4
1512 When you said you were feeling swamped, I just had to swing by a give you a hand. 1.1884 0.04184 138 118 14 6
1513 Do you REALLY think I'm pretty? 1.1884 0.03644 138 114 22 2
1514 Have you considered that maybe you’re not doing enough to raise yourself up? 1.1884 0.03923 138 116 18 4
1515 Gwen swore this would be the last time she’d bend over backwards to save the relationship. 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
1516 I’m at the end of my rope and I can’t keep coming back again and again! 1.1883 0.03884 154 131 17 6
1517 Isn't this the swamp Trump was going to drain??? 1.1880 0.04691 117 101 10 6
1518 Mom always said, "Never leave home without your trapeze." But I never really bought in, until now. 1.1880 0.04845 117 102 8 7
1519 I’ve got a sinking feeling . You ? 1.1880 0.03826 117 96 20 1
1520 Lucky for you the circus is in town. 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
1521 Next time, if there is one, don't grease your hands first. 1.1880 0.04289 133 114 13 6
1522 Don't worry. I've been practicing for just this opportunity my entire life! 1.1880 0.04420 133 115 11 7
1523 Still regret marrying into the Wallendas? 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
1524 Next time you cheat, remember: I am the catcher. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
1525 Sanitizer? 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
1526 Just one little ,"Sorry" & you're back in the swing of things. 1.1879 0.03482 149 123 24 2
1527 I told you we couldn't afford a safety net; just don't let go over the quicksand! 1.1879 0.03853 149 126 18 5
1528 What was that comment you made about my hair again, Darling? 1.1879 0.03349 149 122 26 1
1529 Not inspired by Alexander Calder.. 1.1879 0.03610 149 124 22 3
1530 Uh oh, maybe my therapist was right... 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
1531 I said “jump to the hands! Quick!” Not “jump to the quick sand”! 1.1875 0.03938 144 122 17 5
1532 Missed me. Missed me. Now you gotta kiss me. 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
1533 You said that you wanted to work without a net. 1.1875 0.03802 128 106 20 2
1534 I told you, honey, you're no Wallenda! 1.1875 0.03683 144 120 21 3
1535 Darling, you're strong and independent. Set your goal and move towards it and I'll always be around for support. 1.1875 0.03637 128 105 22 1
1536 Bet you’re glad for my pilates membership now! 1.1875 0.03676 160 135 20 5
1537 Just a little higher... 1.1875 0.03683 144 120 21 3
1538 If I stand on my tiptoes we can almost touch! 1.1875 0.03938 144 122 17 5
1539 I’m sure he’ll get credit for saving me somehow 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
1540 You're sleeping on the couch tonight. 1.1871 0.03761 139 116 20 3
1541 C'mon! We practiced this! 1.1871 0.04029 139 118 16 5
1542 I think I just trapeed in my pants!!! 1.1871 0.04156 139 119 14 6
1543 Open the door and see all the people. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
1544 Sure…next time you can be on the trapeze. 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
1545 Try not to get me wet.” 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
1546 I told you I was coming back. 1.1870 0.03714 123 101 21 1
1547 Sorry, is it rude to swing by when you're up to your neck? 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
1548 I still don't know why we can't just walk around this puddle 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
1549 Why do i always have to swoop in and save you? 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
1550 This isn’t what I meant when I said learn to let go, Karen. 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
1551 No! This doesn't mean that we're swingers. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
1552 If you say, "Swing by here often?" one more time, I'm leaving you there. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
1553 Sorry. 1.1867 0.03784 166 142 17 7
1554 Up or down? 1.1867 0.03829 150 127 18 5
1555 I’ll make sure my next husband pays better attention during the lessons. 1.1867 0.03588 150 125 22 3
1556 After we join hands, then what? 1.1866 0.03540 134 110 23 1
1557 Oh, I could reach you but really I'm just waving goodbye. 1.1866 0.04126 134 114 15 5
1558 Did you wash with regular or disinfectant soap? 1.1866 0.04260 134 115 13 6
1559 Would you stop pointing at people! 1.1866 0.03695 134 111 21 2
1560 I got my stretch pants on. 1.1866 0.03987 134 113 17 4
1561 Still think marble countertops are a ‘ damn waste of money?’ 1.1866 0.04126 134 114 15 5
1562 This is EXACTLY what I thought adulthood would be like! 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1563 TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT 1.1862 0.03527 145 120 23 2
1564 There is no net. 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
1565 How's the swamp draining? 1.1860 0.04370 129 111 12 6
1566 So close," she says... "keep trying," she says.. 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
1567 Wait for the photographer to say "Ready" 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
1568 True love is knowing when to let go,dear! 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
1569 Wait for the drumroll to finish Honey 1.1859 0.03838 156 133 17 6
1570 Are you happy now with your exploration vacation? 1.1859 0.03616 156 131 21 4
1571 So, John; would you like to participate in our circus next Saturday? 1.1857 0.04129 140 120 14 6
1572 I told you that the extra butter on popcorn was a bad idea. 1.1857 0.03737 140 117 20 3
1573 OK, Mr. "I don't need a net", you better hope I can save your sorry butt now! 1.1857 0.03737 140 117 20 3
1574 You can't say I didn't try 1.1857 0.04129 140 120 14 6
1575 This isn’t what I had in mind when you suggested we start swinging. 1.1857 0.03872 140 118 18 4
1576 Help me! This bar is trying to break my legs! 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
1577 Hi, I'm Tarz-Ann. 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
1578 I always knew you were a stick-in-the mud but this is ridiculous. 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
1579 Come on Henry. Have some fun. Don't be such a stick in the mud. 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
1580 Careful! I had my nails done this morning. 1.1855 0.04340 124 106 13 5
1581 Your ad said that you like to swing 1.1852 0.03670 135 112 21 2
1582 Just give me another half an hour, my nails are still drying. 1.1852 0.03960 135 114 17 4
1583 This is what happens when the clowns in charge don’t drain the swamp! 1.1852 0.04097 135 115 15 5
1584 I told you that you should Swipe Right 1.1849 0.03765 146 123 19 4
1585 That's not what they meant when they said to stick the landing, honey! 1.1849 0.03637 146 122 21 3
1586 We need to talk. 1.1849 0.03505 146 121 23 2
1587 That marriage counseler sure does have some strange ideas. 1.1849 0.03637 146 122 21 3
1588 That wasn't my idea of swinging singles! 1.1849 0.03637 146 122 21 3
1589 Anyhow, I really appreciate you watching my classroom while I stepped out to use the restroom. 1.1849 0.03765 146 123 19 4
1590 I’m sorry, but this is the only way to cure your hiccups. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
1591 Oh my, you’re so close. 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
1592 Don't complain to me - complain to P. C. Vey - he's the one who got you into this mess. 1.1849 0.03768 119 98 20 1
1593 You are going to have to wash your hands first. 1.1846 0.04339 130 112 12 6
1594 Now just reach out with the greatest of ease. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1595 Adios, Ken! I’m sleeping with the lion tamer. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1596 I can buy myself flowers. 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1597 I told you talc was important 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1598 I pick up men on my own terms. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1599 Would you describe us as in a committed relationship? 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1600 A net just doesn't provide the right incentive. 1.1842 0.03290 152 125 26 1
1601 Oh, and YOU got the movie contract… 1.1842 0.03666 152 128 20 4
1602 We'll go back to using a net. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
1603 And Mom said I’d never use my circus degree in the real world. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
1604 I meant it when I said I grew up in a circus. 1.1840 0.03660 125 103 21 1
1605 Next time you go for a jog, leave the ankle weights at home. 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
1606 Why do I have to fix everything? 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
1607 So we agree to forgo the prenup, yes 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
1608 Well,it was a nice try. 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
1609 Timing is key. Did you pay the life insurance? 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
1610 But first I need to know - Trump: pro or con? 1.1837 0.04098 147 127 13 7
1611 Give me a hand. 1.1837 0.03615 147 123 21 3
1612 Will you finally clean out the garage? 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
1613 Me Jane...feel me? 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
1614 Stay still, Billy. The AI will fix our fingers pretty soon 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
1615 Now, about that 30% salary gap. . . 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
1616 Wrong day to coddle your hands with that smooth and silky lotion. 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
1617 Last chance - can my mother stay with us? 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
1618 Is Milo still holding on to your feet? 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
1619 If this doesn’t work I’ll have to watch Ted Lasso without you! 1.1833 0.03739 120 99 20 1
1620 Now you know what it feels like being married to you. 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
1621 I bet you didn’t know I was a swinger 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
1622 I told you to call Fire and Rescue, not Barnum and Bailey. 1.1832 0.03562 131 108 22 1
1623 Don't complain, we came here to get away from the 'net. 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
1624 You're bogging down our act! 1.1831 0.04195 142 123 12 7
1625 This isn’t gonna work. Just have the Mime throw me a rope. 1.1831 0.04074 142 122 14 6
1626 Just thought I'd swing by to say 'hi.' 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
1627 Tell me the truth. How many affairs have you really had? 1.1831 0.03821 142 120 18 4
1628 Oops! sorry, I would if I could but my arms are too short. 1.1831 0.03821 142 120 18 4
1629 Quick! The lion just left his platform. 1.1830 0.03524 153 128 22 3
1630 Don't worry honey, I'm famous for my Quicksand Quick Hands routine. 1.1830 0.03399 153 127 24 2
1631 Now who's the "daring young Man"? 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
1632 Get ready. On the count of three. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1633 These ab workouts are getting out of hand. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1634 Look at my eyes. Don’t stare at the alligator! 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1635 You will have to do a flip when I pick you up 1.1825 0.03455 126 103 23 0
1636 Hi Tarzan, I'm Jane, chief trapeze instructor. Don't worry, it gets easier. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1637 I am the EMT - emergency medical trapezist. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1638 You always have to make everything a show 1.1825 0.03622 137 114 21 2
1639 My course at Florida's Circus College didn't cover this, but I'll try it! 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
1640 I told you not to use that greasy kid stuff. 1.1825 0.04173 137 118 13 6
1641 The listing did say “remote work.” 1.1825 0.03622 137 114 21 2
1642 This is not the kind of roll play I signed up for, honey! 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
1643 Before I leave you, I want to tell you my pronouns. 1.1824 0.03718 148 125 19 4
1644 Oh so now you want to know what it’s like to feel supported” 1.1824 0.03592 148 124 21 3
1645 A peek at Cirque du Soleil’s new show: Quicksand Rendezvous. 1.1824 0.03718 148 125 19 4
1646 You’re gonna have to make this a quickie. 1.1824 0.03553 159 134 21 4
1647 Have you got any hand sanitizer? 1.1818 0.03697 132 110 20 2
1648 Honey, I don't think you're really trying. 1.1818 0.04277 132 114 12 6
1649 I'd grab you but I'm not in network 1.1818 0.03665 143 120 20 3
1650 Now, as I pull you up, don't forget to twirl and smile. 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
1651 I swung with Tarzan. I knew Tarzan. Tarzan was a friend of mine. Mister you’re no Tarzan. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
1652 Say it Henry: Circus class was NOT frivolous. 1.1818 0.04140 132 113 14 5
1653 Well...it was you insisting on "soft sand" rather than a net. 1.1818 0.03537 132 109 22 1
1654 Quicksand is a way bigger problem as an adult than I could have imagined. 1.1818 0.03924 143 122 16 5
1655 Are you a MAGA ? 1.1818 0.03797 143 121 18 4
1656 Say, isn't this how you got in there in the first place? 1.1818 0.03958 154 133 14 7
1657 Excellent Frederick, just a couple more morning HITT exercises to go ! 1.1818 0.04140 132 113 14 5
1658 I've gone from trapeze artist to trapeze first responder. 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
1659 So, what was the floozy’s name? 1.1812 0.04015 138 118 15 5
1660 Grab my hands Andre, this is our ticket to getting that gig with Cirque du Soleil! 1.1812 0.03598 138 115 21 2
1661 Say it! Say it! Say "Circus Camp is a valid summer experience!" 1.1812 0.03742 138 116 19 3
1662 ‘We don’t need a net,’ you said. ‘I don’t believe in nets,’ you said. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1663 I think its about time I told you Im not a accountant 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1664 Extend quickly on my next pass. 1.1811 0.03608 127 105 21 1
1665 And grocery shopping for a week, too? 1.1811 0.03431 127 104 23 0
1666 I knew I should have married a taller man! 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1667 MY MOTHER SAID THAT YOU WOULD BE A GOOD CATCH FOR ME. 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
1668 I haven’t made up my mind yet 1.1811 0.03608 127 105 21 1
1669 I’ve always been head over heels for needy men” 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1670 So long, sucker. I'll tell them it was an accident. No one will ever be the wiser. 1.1810 0.03794 116 96 19 1
1671 I can’t hang around with you Harold. You always bring me down. 1.1810 0.04515 116 100 11 5
1672 I told you not to feed the fish! 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
1673 Woops, darling. 1.1806 0.03715 155 132 18 5
1674 Don't worry, that sand should break your fall... 1.1806 0.03641 144 121 20 3
1675 And you said I would never get to use those trapeze lessons 1.1806 0.03506 144 120 22 2
1676 I said 'swing in the breeze', not 'cling to a trapeze.' 1.1806 0.03899 144 123 16 5
1677 Im the swinger you heard of. 1.1805 0.03672 133 111 20 2
1678 I told you my burlesque workout class would pay off someday. 1.1805 0.04111 133 114 14 5
1679 In you go! 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
1680 By the way, I had an affair with a trapeze artist. 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
1681 Admit I was right and this won't end badly for you. 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
1682 And again, how long can my mother stay? 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
1683 Are you quiet quitting? 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
1684 ‘Quick, hands!’ 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
1685 I like how you sink. 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
1686 Hello, Barnum. My name is Bailey, and I'll be your rescuer today. But don't expect this to lead to anything. 1.1803 0.03495 122 100 22 0
1687 I didn't think anyone would sink low enough to try that pickup line on me. 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
1688 Are your hands clean? 1.1800 0.03792 150 128 17 5
1689 Maybe we should have sprung for the safety net istead. 1.1799 0.03855 139 118 17 4
1690 This will show on your credit card bill as a dog rescue 1.1799 0.03717 139 117 19 3
1691 Did Tinder mention that I'm a swinger? 1.1799 0.04116 139 120 13 6
1692 I am so tired of these experimental couples therapy sessions. 1.1799 0.03855 139 118 17 4
1693 I told you it was safer than a net.... 1.1799 0.03855 139 118 17 4
1694 Mommy’s here! 1.1799 0.03855 139 118 17 4
1695 I told you we worked without a net! 1.1799 0.03855 139 118 17 4
1696 Only because it's your turn to do the dishes! 1.1799 0.03855 139 118 17 4
1697 Using a net, brilliant; finding location for net, not so much. 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
1698 Not what I had in mind for a swinging date 1.1797 0.04214 128 110 13 5
1699 Out of the fire and into the frying pan; Again 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
1700 This isn't what I meant by trying out new couple bonding methods. 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
1701 Not this time Bob - your single minded focus on the 'to have and to hold' clause has become tiresome 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
1702 Hi, Pitfall Harry, I'm here to rescue you from the 80's. 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
1703 Next time, I get to pick which reality show we go on. 1.1795 0.03764 117 97 19 1
1704 Remember that time you dropped me? 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
1705 I told you those acrobatics classes weren't a waste of money! 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
1706 Isn’t this how you fell in? 1.1795 0.03563 117 96 21 0
1707 I bet now you’re not thinking that my Sunday afternoon ‘“girls can learn how to be trapeze artists” group was the stupidest hobby I have ever had anymore, do you? 1.1795 0.03803 156 134 16 6
1708 There HAS to be an easier way to avoid jury duty. 1.1793 0.03748 145 123 18 4
1709 When you called me a bitch is when I realized I had to let you go. 1.1793 0.03996 145 125 14 6
1710 I'll get ya on the way back. 1.1793 0.03484 145 121 22 2
1711 On the bright side, at least our taxes are done. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1712 Still think trapeze classes were a waste of money? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1713 I’ll never let go Jack… whoops. 1.1791 0.03490 134 111 22 1
1714 Who needs a safety net, he said. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
1715 First, we need to put this on Instagram. 1.1789 0.04325 123 106 12 5
1716 Well, you flew through the air with the greatest of ease. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1717 Promise? 1.1789 0.04623 123 108 8 7
1718 Damnit we have to take the picture again. Your friend mistimed the flash 1.1788 0.03399 151 126 23 2
1719 Oops Sorry, they'll believe me when I say it was an accident.... Right? 1.1788 0.03884 151 130 15 6
1720 And you said acro-yoga was a frivolous and impractical expense 1.1788 0.03527 151 127 21 3
1721 I wasn't having an affair; I was actually taking acrobatics. 1.1786 0.03551 140 117 21 2
1722 Who do you think your are? George Plimpton? 1.1786 0.03551 140 117 21 2
1723 Wait - I’ll get you on my next pass 1.1786 0.03551 140 117 21 2
1724 Don’t fret, I’ll send in the clowns! 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
1725 Who's the freak now, Frank? 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
1726 You of all people should know my knees can withstand anything. 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
1727 Oh! It's my break time...be back for you soon... 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
1728 You aren't my first rescue and you won't be my last. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
1729 Can‘t do anything for you, I‘m afraid! You’re in too deep and your hands are way too small! 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
1730 Harold, I'm back! Things didn't work out with the cicuus. 1.1783 0.04036 129 110 15 4
1731 I'm going to continue uptown, Ted, but I'll drop you here." 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
1732 My sister just called, she said you were divorcing me and marrying her. Instead of cheating with her, you should've learned how to swim. Now who's going to drown in a puddle of tears? 1.1783 0.04036 129 110 15 4
1733 I can't guarantee that this swing is attached to anything. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
1734 Honey, pass me the bagels first. 1.1781 0.03725 146 124 18 4
1735 You're lucky you're in Sarasota! 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
1736 I’ll save you my Prince… everyone in Silicon Valley is in quicksand now. 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
1737 No more comments about my butt…promise? 1.1780 0.03735 118 98 19 1
1738 I told you that acrobatics class Groupon would be worth it! 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
1739 What do you care what's holding up the trapeze? Just grab my hands! 1.1780 0.03735 118 98 19 1
1740 Well, you dumped me once. Remember? 1.1780 0.03735 118 98 19 1
1741 One last chance, Mark. Was that brunette with you at lunch really just a "co-worker"? 1.1778 0.04054 135 116 14 5
1742 I knew I should have married a man with bigger hands! 1.1778 0.04188 135 117 12 6
1743 Thats exactly why I'm here 1.1778 0.03772 135 114 18 3
1744 I bet you want that safety net now. 1.1778 0.03915 135 115 16 4
1745 I just swung by to tell you 'you do you, okay' 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
1746 Hurry, the helicopter is low on fuel. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
1747 Quick, let's cirque du soil! 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
1748 Don't panic! Quicksand sharks are vegetarians. Mostly 1.1774 0.04442 124 108 10 6
1749 Hi, sorry I missed you, will try again soon. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
1750 Must you make everything into game!" 1.1773 0.03669 141 119 19 3
1751 Sad to say:, but my nickname is butterfingers. 1.1773 0.03935 141 121 15 5
1752 And going forward you will have to scoop the kitty litter too! 1.1773 0.03804 141 120 17 4
1753 I"m letting you go, Jack. 1.1773 0.03669 141 119 19 3
1754 Sorry,I dropped you! 1.1770 0.03819 113 94 18 1
1755 Just stand on your tiptoes! 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
1756 Good things we're swingers. 1.1770 0.03819 113 94 18 1
1757 This is why we usually have a net" 1.1770 0.03819 113 94 18 1
1758 Sorry, but the show must go on! 1.1769 0.03856 130 110 17 3
1759 Still working without a net I see. 1.1769 0.03856 130 110 17 3
1760 I said, "Let's do the quick hands trick!" 1.1769 0.04007 130 111 15 4
1761 I haven't practiced this stunt before. 1.1769 0.03533 130 108 21 1
1762 Now how many fingers am I holding up? 1.1769 0.03701 147 125 18 4
1763 Whoops I dropped ya 1.1769 0.03701 147 125 18 4
1764 I’m dying to know who did your nails 1.1769 0.03825 147 126 16 5
1765 You're lucky I was swinging by. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
1766 Tarzan's on break, but he told me what to do. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
1767 I told you those trapeze classes on the Westside Highway would pay off one day” 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
1768 Darlin this quicksand trapeze act is getting old! 1.1761 0.03628 159 136 18 5
1769 Just like we practiced, try to grab my hand 1.1761 0.03909 142 122 15 5
1770 Did you tell the guy under you I'd be right back for him? 1.1761 0.03645 142 120 19 3
1771 Now tell me again,how much you love me and how you cannot exist without me. 1.1761 0.03645 142 120 19 3
1772 No, that's not right! I'm supposed to grab your ankles! 1.1761 0.03909 142 122 15 5
1773 And they said my degree would never have any real world applications! 1.1761 0.03505 142 119 21 2
1774 Maybe there's something to this Wallenda curse after all. 1.1760 0.04106 125 107 14 4
1775 To paraphrase an old movie, 'I've got you, but who's got me?!' 1.1760 0.04260 125 108 12 5
1776 Just say the words, Stu: ‘Clown school was a good idea.’ 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
1777 Did you get a chance to stop by the dry cleaners this morning?" 1.1760 0.04260 125 108 12 5
1778 First admit the gymnastics classes weren’t just a midlife crisis. 1.1760 0.04106 125 107 14 4
1779 Yeah…It feels more like “Jerk du Soliel” 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1780 Don’t bother packing the trapeze, you said. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
1781 I'm on a trapeze in a jungle, and I'm going to save you. Don't let the illogic of that sink in! 1.1757 0.03282 148 123 24 1
1782 I'm gonna need the audiences help for this last trick! 1.1757 0.03801 148 127 16 5
1783 So, about my mother coming to live with us... 1.1757 0.03551 148 125 20 3
1784 Ready to agree to employee demands? 1.1756 0.03979 131 112 15 4
1785 Really, what was I thinking we'll never really connect. 1.1756 0.04124 131 113 13 5
1786 Hi! I’m the Tease on the Flying Trapeze! 1.1756 0.04264 131 114 11 6
1787 Don't blame me, Dear - blame your remarkably short fingers. 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
1788 Guess you were right about the net. 1.1754 0.03578 114 94 20 0
1789 ...and swear to me you'll always put the toilet lid down!" 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
1790 I distinctly said ‘high flyer’ on the dating app. 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
1791 This reminds me of our honeymoon!! 1.1754 0.04535 114 99 10 5
1792 My name's Jane 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
1793 See, isn’t this fun? And you wanted to go to Branson! 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
1794 When you propose swinging to me…that’s not what I had in mind 1.1753 0.03701 154 132 17 5
1795 Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps! 1.1753 0.03814 154 133 15 6
1796 Circus management makes us work without a net, but thank God our bargaining agreement requires quicksand! 1.1752 0.03862 137 117 16 4
1797 I told you my new pandemic hobby would come in handy 1.1752 0.03574 137 115 20 2
1798 As we men know, women go to get lengths to keep their marriage afloat. 1.1752 0.03420 137 114 22 1
1799 The Greatest Slow-Sand 1.1750 0.03483 120 99 21 0
1800 Why are you ALWAYS in hot water?! 1.1750 0.03714 160 138 16 6
1801 It's sink or swim, this swingers lifestyle. 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1802 This wasn't what I expected when they said 'interactive marriage counseling' 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
1803 Lucky you. Tarzan Jane join circus. 1.1748 0.03621 143 121 19 3
1804 Just to be sure we’re clear: is the toilet seat to be left up or down? 1.1748 0.03755 143 122 17 4
1805 Welcome to Sink-du-Soleil! 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
1806 Quick, throw me the car keys! 1.1745 0.03895 149 129 14 6
1807 It'll work better if you chalk your hands. 1.1745 0.03777 149 128 16 5
1808 'Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul,'Ed 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
1809 Here we go! Remember, big smiles for the audience! 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
1810 You said some higher stakes would make you a better at this! 1.1743 0.04671 109 95 9 5
1811 Try uncurling your toes! 1.1742 0.03646 132 111 19 2
1812 Jane heard role reversal may spice things up in the jungle 1.1742 0.03802 132 112 17 3
1813 Guess you’re happy the circus is in town now right. 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
1814 Grab on like your life depends on it. 1.1739 0.04103 138 120 12 6
1815 Are you really sure? Like, really? 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
1816 Fun,right?! 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
1817 On the bright side, no net! 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
1818 Quicksand my foot. You're just trying to steal the show. 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
1819 my life with you is a circus 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
1820 Don't bring anyone along,OK? 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
1821 Its not personal Sonny. Its strictly show business.. 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
1822 Who knew those circus classes you gave me for my 30th birthday would come in handy?! 1.1736 0.03835 121 102 17 2
1823 Oh no! My tiny fingers,like your tiny divorce settlement offer,can't save you. 1.1736 0.04647 121 107 7 7
1824 Is this your bad dream or mine? 1.1736 0.04340 121 105 11 5
1825 My God, do you ever cut your fingernails? 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
1826 I didn’t know you’d react this way when I said we should talk about stuff 1.1736 0.04340 121 105 11 5
1827 and i expect to be paid the same as any male rescuer who might have swung along to do the same job 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
1828 Welcome to Extreme Pilates. 1.1733 0.03754 150 129 16 5
1829 Could you just jump a little, Hans? I’m always the one doing all the work. 1.1733 0.03754 150 129 16 5
1830 I can only save you if you give me 5 stars 1.1732 0.03724 127 107 18 2
1831 So I thought, what’s the best way to get him out of an easy trap…” 1.1729 0.03460 133 111 21 1
1832 I feel like you're not as invested in this as I am. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
1833 HOW MANY KIDS? 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
1834 I thought it was you. Remember that car you sold me? 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
1835 Except for Roz Chast, New Yorker cartoons are hardly ever funny anymore 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
1836 The good news, I'm here to save you. The bad news, welcome to the circus. 1.1727 0.03671 139 118 18 3
1837 Wheeeee! Slap me 10! 1.1727 0.03811 139 119 16 4
1838 Maybe you should have called the strongman 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
1839 Relax, I'm wearing stretch leggings. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
1840 On three I'll do a headstand on your head 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
1841 ... and also, you have to pick up your dirty socks every day. 1.1724 0.03575 145 123 19 3
1842 Maybe you will think the next time before you cheat. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
1843 Honey, I told you at least ten times to watch out for the quicksand in the backyard…” “You definitely never told me that 1.1724 0.03707 145 124 17 4
1844 Don't we make the best team, honey? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
1845 I'm being hindered by some sort of glass panel, Oh the irony! 1.1722 0.03610 151 129 18 4
1846 Alaska sure has changed since the Democrats made it okay to drill for oil up here! 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
1847 Somehow Susan’s day for self-care always got thwarted 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
1848 Say it again. "I will do the cooking and cleaning." 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
1849 Grab on, we will swing over the lion den 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
1850 Sorry, we don’t usually get quicksand until much later in the season. 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
1851 Cirque du quicksand. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
1852 It seems silly for me to hang around if this isn’t going somewhere. 1.1719 0.04166 128 111 12 5
1853 This calls for some quick hands! 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
1854 Now is not the time for your witty "pick-up" lines. 1.1719 0.03697 128 108 18 2
1855 Grab on butter-fingers. 1.1719 0.04016 128 110 14 4
1856 Ready or not, here I come! 1.1719 0.03527 128 107 20 1
1857 Flying Wallenda to the rescue! 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
1858 Smart. Practice in secret, surprise our friends. 1.1718 0.03325 163 138 22 3
1859 What happens on the island, stays on the island. 1.1716 0.03896 134 115 15 4
1860 Did you know this is one of the ways Epstein didn't kill himself? 1.1716 0.03596 134 113 19 2
1861 But you said incorporating swinging into our relationship might save us! 1.1716 0.03596 134 113 19 2
1862 You’re so close! Just reach down and pull yourself up by your bootstraps! 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
1863 Now this time, I’ll be the bird and you be the fish. 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
1864 Remember our vows… ‘In sinkness and in health’? 1.1716 0.03896 134 115 15 4
1865 Quick, I've got to get the kids to school. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1866 We seem to be stuck in this old routine. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1867 Hold on tights! 1.1712 0.03683 146 125 17 4
1868 I told you my Barre Classes would pay off. 1.1712 0.03417 146 123 21 2
1869 I blame myself too honey. 1.1712 0.03683 146 125 17 4
1870 Yes, I'm single. Why do you ask? 1.1712 0.03683 146 125 17 4
1871 This is another reason Barnum and Bailey left Florida. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
1872 Are you sure Bill has a hold of your feet? 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
1873 I saw this in a movie once, grab my hands! 1.1711 0.03588 152 130 18 4
1874 I told you to use a net instead of quicksand 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
1875 I've been thinking a lot about you, too! 1.1709 0.03700 117 98 18 1
1876 Trap-easy does it. 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
1877 Sorry,can’t stop, but the 9:15 should be along in 20 minutes… 1.1709 0.04426 117 102 10 5
1878 Where is my mother? 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
1879 Quick! The planets are in alignment, we ain’t got much space left. 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
1880 Make sure to hang on. My ex couldn’t. 1.1709 0.03495 117 97 20 0
1881 Let’s put a little danger into our relationship,” he says. “C’mon, it’ll be fun,” he says 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
1882 my next pass, go to the bottom and jump up! 1.1707 0.04274 123 107 11 5
1883 A flailing young man off the flying trapeze. 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
1884 You wanted the extreme sports vacation. 1.1707 0.03597 123 103 19 1
1885 Sorry, I just got my nails done. 1.1707 0.04115 123 106 13 4
1886 This is goodbye then. 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
1887 Now don't you wish we had implemented a good old safety net? 1.1705 0.03671 129 109 18 2
1888 I'm done bending over backwards for you. 1.1705 0.03671 129 109 18 2
1889 I've got you! We can move my mother in, right? 1.1705 0.03832 129 110 16 3
1890 You said I should try to take things a little less seriously. 1.1705 0.03502 129 108 20 1
1891 Even dire situations should have a little flair. 1.1705 0.03671 129 109 18 2
1892 And for my last trick . . . 1.1704 0.03724 135 115 17 3
1893 I thought you said you’d done this before. 1.1704 0.03724 135 115 17 3
1894 Say I do! 1.1704 0.03414 135 113 21 1
1895 No, I told you to release "quick" once we got to the "stand" 1.1704 0.03724 135 115 17 3
1896 Well, it was cheaper than a net. 1.1704 0.03869 135 116 15 4
1897 I always wanted to join the circus, but not like this. 1.1704 0.03572 135 114 19 2
1898 And you said the classes wouldn’t be worth it 1.1704 0.03572 135 114 19 2
1899 Can you stand on an alligator? 1.1702 0.03893 141 122 14 5
1900 Tell Koko to get back up on his stilts. 1.1699 0.03317 153 129 22 2
1901 Finally! Those Gilligan's Island reruns and CrossFit are paying off! 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
1902 Me Jane, you Oblivious. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
1903 I knew I shouldn’t have skipped arm day! 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
1904 Dear husband if you only say please, I will save you on my flying trapeze. 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
1905 I’ve wired Mel Brooks for help 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
1906 I'm don't want to say you said so ... but you said so. 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
1907 This might be a bad time to mention my affair with Wiggles the Clown. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
1908 Be careful, I just came back from the nail salon 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
1909 The next time I let someone go, things will be different. 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
1910 Are you sure you washed your hands? 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
1911 Bill, I hate your sweaty hands! 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
1912 Even finding a good Rescue Husband is complicated these days. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1913 I'm so glad you are getting into Circus Camp. 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1914 What's your password? 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1915 That's flying through the air with the greatest of 'please' to you mister. 1.1695 0.04390 118 103 10 5
1916 Now, about that fur coat that you had promised ... 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1917 Say "Please" ... 1.1694 0.03570 124 104 19 1
1918 Need a lift? 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
1919 Send in the clowns! 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
1920 Amazing. As luck would have it we just decided to set up the circus tent in this location. 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
1921 Do you want to mansplain it again because that will really be of help right now. 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
1922 You’re lucky that I decided to try swinging. 1.1692 0.04106 130 113 12 5
1923 Ok, just one more time. How much do you love me? 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
1924 On three, JUMP. 1.1692 0.03958 130 112 14 4
1925 The so-called "sandy beach" did not tell us enough. 1.1691 0.03548 136 115 19 2
1926 It's a trap! Ease on the shore! 1.1691 0.03843 136 117 15 4
1927 Now will you marry me? 1.1691 0.03843 136 117 15 4
1928 so, NOW you don’t mind my freakishly small hands?! 1.1690 0.03736 142 122 16 4
1929 Wait - did you sanitize those hands? 1.1690 0.03458 142 120 20 2
1930 We'll talk about my weird legs later Stan, just grab hold! 1.1689 0.03761 148 128 15 5
1931 It worked on Gilligan’s Island! 1.1689 0.03508 148 126 19 3
1932 Swear to me that you believe in global warming? 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
1933 Didn't I give you that sweater? 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
1934 Once I get you home and clean you up, we're REALLY going to swing. 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
1935 so do you agree that a hot dog is a sandwich? 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
1936 Actually... 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
1937 This isn’t as exciting as the first time. 1.1681 0.03442 119 99 20 0
1938 You wouldn't be so nervous if you'd gone to circus camp with me. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
1939 My friends all say I’m lowering myself to be with you. 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
1940 About that last text... 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
1941 Tell me, Vinnie - is your life worth a new tennis bracelet? 1.1680 0.03544 125 105 19 1
1942 Harold, wash your hands first! 1.1680 0.03722 125 106 17 2
1943 One more time Leon, then you're own you own" 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
1944 Who'd of known a little hand lotion would become such a problem. 1.1680 0.04054 125 108 13 4
1945 Wait while I slip into my heels. 1.1680 0.03544 125 105 19 1
1946 I hear you, I hear you! This is how I was taught at Cirque du Soleil emergency rescue school. 1.1679 0.04218 131 115 10 6
1947 At least I'm getting good exercise. 1.1679 0.03930 131 113 14 4
1948 We've got to stop meeting like this! 1.1679 0.03453 131 110 20 1
1949 I told you my circus class would be worth it! 1.1679 0.03778 131 112 16 3
1950 One more time...do you promise to pick up after yourself? 1.1679 0.03453 131 110 20 1
1951 We should have never criticized each other’s extremities. 1.1679 0.03778 131 112 16 3
1952 This is what you get for sleeping with my friend, Janet. 1.1679 0.03673 137 117 17 3
1953 Quick! Pop the question! 1.1679 0.03673 137 117 17 3
1954 On second thought,I think the gym mat provided a soft enough landing. 1.1679 0.03524 137 116 19 2
1955 My hands are down there, Buster. 1.1678 0.03842 143 124 14 5
1956 I don’t want to lose another partner. 1.1678 0.03576 143 122 18 3
1957 Love at first sight ! 1.1678 0.03216 149 125 23 1
1958 Don't pull me in. 1.1678 0.03072 149 124 25 0
1959 If there was a god then they put you where you need to be. They also put me where I need to be: just out of reach. 1.1667 0.03751 132 113 16 3
1960 Don’t worry. I’ve got you! 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
1961 Okay,okay,but now don 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
1962 Sure, we could do it without the trapeze, but what would my followers say? 1.1667 0.03519 126 106 19 1
1963 Yes, I used to be an acrobat. How did you know? 1.1667 0.03817 144 125 14 5
1964 The clown in HR will handle your exit interview. 1.1667 0.03465 150 128 19 3
1965 What is our safe word? 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
1966 I told you trapeze lessons were a good idea. 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
1967 When are you going to admit you ate all the ice cream? 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
1968 You said you were six feet tall. 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
1969 Honey, is your life insurance policy paid up? 1.1667 0.03928 138 120 13 5
1970 Wait, are you sure you washed your hands for at least 60 seconds with antibacterial soap? 1.1667 0.03594 132 112 18 2
1971 I was sent to drain the swamp 1.1667 0.03519 126 106 19 1
1972 No time for your tomfoolery Tarzan. You may call me Katy and hear me roar. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
1973 If I save you, I never have to spend time with your mother again. 1.1667 0.03695 126 107 17 2
1974 Till death do us part? 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
1975 Me Jame. 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
1976 I’m not here to save you Ralph. I need to know the new WiFi password. 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
1977 Oh! “Trapeze” I thought you said “Trap Steve!” 1.1667 0.04321 120 105 10 5
1978 Last chance for romance 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
1979 Way to stick the landing, sweetheart! 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
1980 Oh, therefore thou art, Romeo 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
1981 Fred, I need Stunt Husband for this 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
1982 You need to trim your nails. 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
1983 And yet I had texted you that I was arriving late 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
1984 Say you support my new hobby. 1.1667 0.03863 126 108 15 3
1985 It's a good thing this trapeze was hanging here, in the middle of the jungle. 1.1667 0.03928 138 120 13 5
1986 I'm just filling in for Ruth. She hasn't taught me the actual hand-connecting rescue part yet. 1.1667 0.03594 132 112 18 2
1987 Next time, bring the net. 1.1667 0.04060 138 121 11 6
1988 From now on, I will decide where we practice. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
1989 And I guess you want me to get the check too? You’re not making a good first impression, Doug.” 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
1990 Quick, San....dy! Pull me up 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
1991 Fine!I should have bought the safety net instead of the cat's tuxedo. There, are you happy? 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
1992 Are you sure you’re in a position to provide a bailout right now!? 1.1667 0.03594 132 112 18 2
1993 Just do it like we practiced! 1.1667 0.03501 138 117 19 2
1994 STILL jealous of my ex Tarzan? 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
1995 Adios Sucker! 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
1996 Don't worry, I stayed at CircusCircus last night... 1.1656 0.03313 151 128 21 2
1997 'Tumble in the Jungle' doesn't seem like such a good idea now does it? 1.1655 0.03531 145 124 18 3
1998 Practice the feeling of having received your manifestation 1.1655 0.03531 145 124 18 3
1999 Focus on your form!! 1.1655 0.03765 139 120 15 4
2000 Are you sure there's not an easier way to do this? 1.1655 0.03624 139 119 17 3
2001 You made it look so much easier when you were up here! 1.1654 0.03725 133 114 16 3
2002 Maybe we are a little co-dependent. 1.1654 0.03234 133 111 22 0
2003 Be grateful I didn’t drop you six feet over. 1.1654 0.03569 133 113 18 2
2004 They said you're a good catch. 1.1654 0.03310 127 106 21 0
2005 Wait till Facebook hears about this! 1.1654 0.03668 127 108 17 2
2006 I thought you were going to be on another trapeze, not in the Slough of Despond. 1.1654 0.03668 127 108 17 2
2007 I thought you said, Quick, Land. 1.1654 0.03493 127 107 19 1
2008 Just hold me! 1.1654 0.03668 127 108 17 2
2009 Hurry, before they shoot down my balloon. 1.1654 0.03994 127 110 13 4
2010 Quit hanging around and do something Brenda! 1.1654 0.03668 127 108 17 2
2011 Quick! Save me from the sands of time! 1.1654 0.03493 127 107 19 1
2012 If I really wanted to hurt you, I would go for the juggler. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2013 This should end your 'another crazy pastime' nonsense! 1.1653 0.03391 121 101 20 0
2014 Can my mother move in 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2015 'Audience participation', they said. 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2016 Quick, Sandy, tell me you love me! 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2017 You only heard quick? 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2018 Calm down! It's slow mud, not quicksand. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
2019 Cirque De Dumm’e 1.1652 0.03478 115 96 19 0
2020 By grabbing my hands, you agree to keeping the thermostat at 77F in perpetuity. 1.1652 0.04441 115 101 9 5
2021 I’m done doing backflips for you. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
2022 Thanks you bailed me out faster than SVB! 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
2023 Who's yo Momma now? 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
2024 C'mon, you're not even trying. 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
2025 I've only got a few swings left, so grab on, for God's sake! 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2026 Safely met? No, I texted safety net. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
2027 High 5 for being brave, dude! 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2028 I told you that it was better when you caught me. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
2029 Why don't you just ask Loren to help you? 1.1645 0.03668 152 132 15 5
2030 The show must not go on, darling 1.1645 0.03423 152 130 19 3
2031 I knew my trapeze-cardio sessions would pay off! 1.1644 0.03371 146 124 20 2
2032 I’ll save you, I’m a woman! 1.1644 0.03768 146 127 14 5
2033 How do you feel about my extravagant trapeze lessons now, Carl? 1.1643 0.04005 140 123 11 6
2034 This might sound odd just now, but is there any chance I could ask you for a cash loan?" 1.1643 0.03454 140 119 19 2
2035 First, dry your hands. 1.1642 0.03544 134 114 18 2
2036 Ok Hazel, the first 6 swing bys were funny, but remember I have the money, credit cards and car keys in my pockets” 1.1642 0.03848 134 116 14 4
2037 If you grab for my boobs again you're a goner. 1.1642 0.03544 134 114 18 2
2038 Next time stand on your tippy toes. 1.1642 0.03848 134 116 14 4
2039 Tarzan, you're going to have to stop beating your chest while you're swinging, or we will never make the Cirque de Soleil cut " 1.1642 0.03544 134 114 18 2
2040 It'll never work. I'm from Vegas, you're from Florida. 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
2041 Quicksand!?” I thought you said, “Quick, land! 1.1641 0.03641 128 109 17 2
2042 Come on, Henry, one more take and we're outta here! 1.1641 0.03641 128 109 17 2
2043 Aren’t you glad I took gymnastics? 1.1641 0.03965 128 111 13 4
2044 I've about had it with your sinking feelings! 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2045 Stop struggling! Just hand me the car keys! 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2046 walkin' like a zombie, walkin' like a huggy-wuggy- Briggs Canterburry 1.1639 0.03561 122 103 18 1
2047 Relax. In a few minutes we'll have a thousand likes on social media. 1.1639 0.03561 122 103 18 1
2048 Manifest salvation 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2049 Mom's moving in with us, so you might want to reconsider the rescue. 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
2050 I'm leaving you to join a circus 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
2051 This is the last time I clean up the mess that you have got yourself into. 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
2052 How to spice up your relationship? Hot trapezey quicksand sex! 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
2053 No need to worry Death Defying Daphne to the rescue! 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
2054 Not I what would call the greatest of ease 1.1638 0.04405 116 102 9 5
2055 I thought this was a tightly-regulated market. 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
2056 It's all my childhood fears come to life! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2057 I never loved you, Herbert. 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2058 Grab ahold. But not the guy under you. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2059 Of course I love you. But, SVB was too big to go under. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2060 You gotta admit this beats watching trapeze swingers in Vegas! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2061 I’ll get you out of that trap, easy! 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2062 Rescue? Don't be silly, I'm just drying my nails. 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
2063 Just wait here, I'll swing by and pick you up later 1.1633 0.03617 147 127 16 4
2064 Will you help me with the dishes EVERY night? 1.1633 0.03617 147 127 16 4
2065 There you go, being passive aggressive again! 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2066 You're right, the world is a circus 1.1631 0.03715 141 122 15 4
2067 George Washington High School. 1978. Prom.See you. Wouldn't want to be you! 1.1631 0.03715 141 122 15 4
2068 How fortunate that Pink was in town. 1.1631 0.03715 141 122 15 4
2069 Ron DeSantis getting a helping hand from an unidentified woman while swimming with sharks! This rescue is going to take awhile. 1.1631 0.03576 141 121 17 3
2070 Now will you listen to me when I say don't use so much hand cream? 1.1631 0.03715 141 122 15 4
2071 Wait! You're not Alfonzo! 1.1631 0.03715 141 122 15 4
2072 Can't touch you. I got Covid. 1.1630 0.03821 135 117 14 4
2073 And do you promise to never say a word about my drving? 1.1630 0.03963 135 118 12 5
2074 I told you not to eat that greasy sandwich! 1.1630 0.03821 135 117 14 4
2075 Quick thinking, Sandy! 1.1628 0.04233 129 114 9 6
2076 You are up to your neck in debt to me. 1.1628 0.03615 129 110 17 2
2077 Cirque du soooooohhhh my god get me out of here! 1.1628 0.03615 129 110 17 2
2078 Now aren't you glad I signed up for that circus class? 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
2079 It’s probably play sand. Feel around for a pail and shovel. 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
2080 Bumble, illustrated. 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
2081 Tell me again about your stance on the gender pay gap? 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
2082 Almost there. Trust me it's so much cooler this way. 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
2083 I wanna hold your hand!!! 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
2084 Fear not! Your damsel in distress has arrived. 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
2085 I think I'm falling for you. 1.1626 0.03535 123 104 18 1
2086 Do you have hand sanitizer? 1.1626 0.03718 123 105 16 2
2087 I'll get you out, Jim, but put your smile back on! 1.1624 0.03633 117 99 17 1
2088 No you don't have time to don your sparkly leotard! 1.1624 0.04198 117 102 11 4
2089 If you're finally ready to ask for directions, I'd say reach for the car keys! 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
2090 Are you Barnum or Bailey? 1.1624 0.03633 117 99 17 1
2091 I said I’d swing by to help you out, but seriously ….? 1.1624 0.03633 117 99 17 1
2092 Guess I'm not the only one stuck in this job. 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
2093 This is gonna be the best ‘Oh! You almost had it’ meme ever 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
2094 I can reach you if you admit where you were last night. But, I'll only pass by once more. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
2095 See! I told you I knew some fun tricks on my trapeze! 1.1622 0.04348 111 97 10 4
2096 I just swung by to say “ Goodbye!” 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2097 Grab my hands honey, I've got you! And those aren't sharks, they're lilies silly! 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
2098 Come down, I'll catch you. 1.1620 0.03952 142 125 11 6
2099 Moreover, you agree to unload the dishwasher for the rest of the year? 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2100 So do you want to try swinging or not? 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2101 This isn’t what I thought you meant when you asked if I wanted to try swinging 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2102 Lucky for you I decided to swing by. 1.1618 0.03496 136 116 18 2
2103 Thank God you're still on- call as I heard you were let go. 1.1618 0.03496 136 116 18 2
2104 I told you so...I told you so! 1.1615 0.03419 130 110 19 1
2105 So, are you going to propose to me, or not? 1.1615 0.03419 130 110 19 1
2106 It was a lot easier to pull this off before they drained the swamp. 1.1615 0.03419 130 110 19 1
2107 You sanitized first, right? 1.1615 0.03908 130 113 13 4
2108 I'll pull you out with the greatest of ease. 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
2109 I can't reach any further......This is a trap tease. 1.1613 0.03602 155 135 15 5
2110 Quick, grab on, SIKE! Breathe mud, motherfucker. You dead lol. 1.1613 0.04030 124 108 12 4
2111 Eww — your hands are so sweaty. 1.1613 0.04030 124 108 12 4
2112 Take my hand, or you'll become the subject of a podcast. 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
2113 This is why we don’t skip leg day 1.1613 0.03508 124 105 18 1
2114 When you said you wanted to try swinging I didn't realize this is what you had in mind. 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
2115 If you had been holding tighter this would not have happened! 1.1613 0.03691 124 106 16 2
2116 And you thought swinging wouldn't bring us closer together. 1.1613 0.03602 155 135 15 5
2117 Thanks, but you could have just pulled me out with a stick. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2118 I'll free you from this trap with ease. 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
2119 You do love me, right? 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
2120 Better this time, but you need to work on the release. 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
2121 Yeah, the new circus tent kinda sucks for me, too… 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
2122 I am only here for a limited engagement. 1.1610 0.03398 118 99 19 0
2123 Sit tight Mr Bank, I learned this little trick from the Federal Reserve! 1.1610 0.04335 118 104 9 5
2124 Who knew the net would sink? 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
2125 Don't miss it this time, Hon!! 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
2126 Come on, Bob! Sell the danger! 1.1608 0.03530 143 123 17 3
2127 I could have caught you if I'd not known of your 'secret' girfriend 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2128 Herb, you a**hole, you're ruining our act! 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2129 I told you those trapeze classes would come in handy! 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2130 Actually, maybe not. Sorry. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2131 This is so much easier in the movies. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2132 your effect on me when you came to my life. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2133 Okay, I’ll save you but you have to call ME King of the Jungle from now on. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2134 It's okay! Jump! 1.1607 0.03486 112 94 18 0
2135 I told you to use the hand lotion after our performance. 1.1606 0.03314 137 116 20 1
2136 This is how TikTok told me to do it. 1.1606 0.03148 137 115 22 0
2137 Welcome to Survival Pilates. Now hooooold. 1.1606 0.03473 137 117 18 2
2138 You said you wanted to perform with Annette - I am Annette. 1.1606 0.03909 137 120 12 5
2139 I ran away and joined the Search and Rescue Squad. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2140 What kind of Spa is this? 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
2141 Now tell me, are you still bitching about paying so much for my acrobatic classes??? 1.1603 0.03564 131 112 17 2
2142 If this happens again, we're calling Tarzan. 1.1603 0.03564 131 112 17 2
2143 This is a tough act to follow. 1.1603 0.03880 131 114 13 4
2144 Oh Noooo! Quicksand! 1.1603 0.03564 131 112 17 2
2145 It's a good thing I heard 'trapeze lessons' and not 'striptease lessons' 1.1603 0.03725 131 113 15 3
2146 I told you we should have used a net 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
2147 Jim. Jungle Jim. 1.1600 0.03663 125 107 16 2
2148 It’s no good Clarence, I love another. 1.1600 0.03483 125 106 18 1
2149 I told you we’d regret going wireless. 1.1597 0.03643 144 125 15 4
2150 ...and my Mom said "Why waste your time on Circus Camp?" 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2151 Grab my hands! Grab my hands! 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2152 When I said I stay with you through thick and thin I didn't think that included quicksand! 1.1597 0.04131 119 104 11 4
2153 Me falling for him even after seeing those red flags 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2154 You must be up to your neck with quagmire around you!!" 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
2155 I'll think about it... 1.1594 0.03882 138 121 12 5
2156 F9irst, confirm you agree to ripping up the prenup. 1.1594 0.04016 138 122 10 6
2157 This is your chance to prove how much you really want to hang on to me. 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
2158 I never said this would be trap-eazy, Darrell! Reach! 1.1593 0.03458 113 95 18 0
2159 SorryI had to drop you--my legs were giving out! 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
2160 Do you still think that my trapeze retreat in Portland was a waste of money?” 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
2161 Does Little Billy still have hold of your belt? 1.1593 0.04456 113 100 8 5
2162 And you said this vacation would reignite our trust in each other? 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
2163 From now on, your criticism of me "swinging from the trees" becomes a compliment. 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
2164 Were you in band or gymnastics? 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
2165 Will you marry me? 1.1591 0.03539 132 113 17 2
2166 Sorry, you're out of the trapeze act. 1.1591 0.03539 132 113 17 2
2167 Relax. I’m from Cirque de Soleil Without Borders 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
2168 Don't worry, I saw it on tiktok 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
2169 I'm on Month 3 of Ozempic. If I get you out, let's give it a try. 1.1587 0.03636 126 108 16 2
2170 If you had brought my waders, I wouldn't have to worry about getting mud on my new shoes like this. 1.1587 0.03268 126 106 20 0
2171 That’s the last time you ever order the “Truckstop” chalupas! 1.1587 0.04127 126 111 10 5
2172 I'm not saying 'I told you so' but last year's executive retreat to circus camp is about to pay dividends 1.1587 0.03636 126 108 16 2
2173 You have Thyroid gland issues too, I see. 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
2174 For God's sake, Richie! Take your damned money belt off! 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
2175 I see mud doesn't work as well as a trampoline. 1.1587 0.03636 126 108 16 2
2176 We’re moving back to the City 1.1586 0.03344 145 124 19 2
2177 I hope now you believe I trust you!” 1.1586 0.03484 145 125 17 3
2178 Are you ready to admit that the extra checked bag for my trapeze wasn't a waste of money? 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2179 When's my birthday? 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2180 Have I told you [whoosh]...that I've been thinking about [whoosh]...breaking up the act? 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
2181 If you say "Me Tarzan, you Jane" I'm outta here! 1.1583 0.04099 120 105 11 4
2182 Welcome to the Everglades. I’m Leah.” “Hialeah.” “Hiya. 1.1583 0.03924 120 104 13 3
2183 Yes, you stuck the landing. Now focus! 1.1583 0.03550 120 102 17 1
2184 Don't worry, I was a cheerleader in high shcool 1.1583 0.04266 120 106 9 5
2185 For some reason, there's a trapeze in the tree, so grab my hands. 1.1583 0.03346 120 101 19 0
2186 On the count of three alligator… 1.1583 0.03856 139 122 12 5
2187 Happy Monday! I’m your fairy circus mother! 1.1582 0.03538 158 138 15 5
2188 Let's get this over with- I need to get to our bank! 1.1579 0.03348 133 113 19 1
2189 things are really looking up for me. 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
2190 And you said the Groupon for the trapeze lesson was useless. 1.1579 0.03825 133 116 13 4
2191 Honey, I did like your tiny, dainty fingers. YESTERDAY! 1.1579 0.03348 133 113 19 1
2192 I'll swing back after you wash your hands. 1.1579 0.03673 133 115 15 3
2193 Oh Honey, I told you that palm oil a bad idea. 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
2194 You actually phoned the circus school, but we said “Why not try? We’ve got some pretty mad skills” 1.1579 0.03430 114 96 18 0
2195 I didn't know this is what you meant inviting me to an outdoor outreach event. 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
2196 Hope you aren't that heavy. 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
2197 Quick! What do you want for dinner? 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
2198 Maurice thought the way Sheila insisted on playing the role of rescuer in their relationship was getting a bit old. 1.1579 0.03248 152 130 20 2
2199 Wait, aren't you that clown from earlier? 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
2200 You got in by yourself, now get out by yourself. 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
2201 Don't give me that look! I haven't learned how to swing from my ankles yet. 1.1579 0.03825 133 116 13 4
2202 Whose niche exercise regime is paying dividends now? 1.1579 0.03348 133 113 19 1
2203 Do you really need to know where the trapeze came from? Really? 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2204 I hope the clown car isn't under you. 1.1579 0.03825 133 116 13 4
2205 It's easier if you stand on your head and I grab your feet. 1.1575 0.03779 127 110 14 3
2206 OK, the trapeze isn’t working. I'll go get the lion tamer! 1.1575 0.03941 127 111 12 4
2207 First your coworker at the office party and now this! 1.1575 0.03941 127 111 12 4
2208 She floats through the air, rescues those in great need, the daring young lass on the nature trapeze ... 1.1575 0.03941 127 111 12 4
2209 ‘He floats thru the air with the greatest of ease.’ My ass! 1.1575 0.03610 127 109 16 2
2210 C'mon hun! Swinging is a totally liberating experience! 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2211 Oh, you said ‘trap appeasers’? 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
2212 Yes I understand, but catching you by your feet is more of a crowd pleaser. 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
2213 Breath mint, Brett? 1.1571 0.03693 140 122 14 4
2214 In search of meaning 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
2215 What happened to 'til death do we part'? 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2216 Fine,next time we'll use a net. 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
2217 Damn it Carson, I told you we should have used a net! 1.1570 0.03321 121 102 19 0
2218 We don’t exactly have time to discuss the ‘beneficiary thing’ right now Rhonda! 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2219 Let's try a little less wallowing and a little more "daring young man!" 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
2220 One question Larry: Who is Stormy? 1.1569 0.04775 102 91 6 5
2221 If you reach down deep inside we might be able to swing it. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2222 "His eyes pleaded "please forget that I slept with your sister". 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2223 This is not the swing set I imagined for our retirement, 1.1567 0.03647 134 116 15 3
2224 I told you that the acrobat camp would be a good thing! 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
2225 What do you think of my Groupon trapeze class now? 1.1565 0.03403 115 97 18 0
2226 It's OK. I can multitask. 1.1565 0.04205 115 101 10 4
2227 The quixotically quick Sandy suddenly completes her quest 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
2228 Can't you try any harder for once. I'm not trying to fall off too! -Alicia Chinatomby, Los Angeles, CA 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
2229 I told you we should have used a standard safety net. 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
2230 Your tits look huge from this angle 1.1565 0.04383 115 102 8 5
2231 Bring the act to Gatorland" you said. Great idea, Henry 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
2232 This is our last Sandals trip. 1.1565 0.04205 115 101 10 4
2233 I told you to bring the life jacket! 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
2234 Wait! Are your hands sanitized? 1.1562 0.03583 128 110 16 2
2235 Remind me never to play 'just outside of Vegas' with you again. 1.1562 0.03408 128 109 18 1
2236 Safety net budget cuts 1.1562 0.03583 128 110 16 2
2237 None of this makes any sense so you do not have to worry. 1.1562 0.03583 128 110 16 2
2238 Jane of the trapeze to the rescue! 1.1560 0.03935 141 125 10 6
2239 Ah, I thought it was a net. 1.1560 0.03528 141 122 16 3
2240 AGT finals here we come! 1.1560 0.03228 141 120 20 1
2241 You laughed when I was inspired by that episode of Sex and the City to take acrobat lessons down at Pier 40! 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
2242 I told you that the trapeze lessons would come in handy one day! 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
2243 Now about that barrel roll thing. Jean Godden, Seattle, Wa. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2244 It’s good for your skin. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2245 I told you you would regret that second helping! 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2246 What are you doing later? 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2247 Th US banks vs bailout . 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2248 I mastered quicksand in kindergarten. 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
2249 Don't bring me dow-ow-own ... Br-ruce 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
2250 You gonna stop singing that song "50 ways to leave your lover"? 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
2251 Me Jane-You Tarzan. 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
2252 Me, Jane, thinks you’re getting a little too old for this ‘King of the Jungle’ crap. 1.1557 0.04036 122 107 11 4
2253 ...2, 3, now jump, Harold, jump! 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
2254 It's OK, I see it all the time. One of those who didn't grow up believing that quicksand was a real thing, 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
2255 Now I see why you were looking for swingers only on tour tinder profile. 1.1557 0.03864 122 106 13 3
2256 This is why I perform without a net. 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
2257 no more adventure vacations Marge 1.1557 0.04036 122 107 11 4
2258 Sorry, short arms are also my mother's fault 1.1557 0.04036 122 107 11 4
2259 Maybe I should’ve used it as a rope after all. 1.1557 0.03287 167 145 18 4
2260 It's better than book club. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2261 So: No more March Madness. That’s the deal.. RIGHT?? 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2262 Maybe time to mention Jacques, my lover from Cirque du Soleil. " 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2263 This is our last vacation in the Everglades. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2264 I told you my childhood was a circus. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2265 Ready to reopen to that net discussion?" 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
2266 That's what you get for not listening! 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
2267 I didn't realize that Shark Tank had a performance component! 1.1552 0.03591 116 99 16 1
2268 I said "look out quicksand" not look out quick, sand. 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
2269 I tried to tell you we should still use a net. 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
2270 Relax! Those are plants, not sharks. 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
2271 Sure a rope would work, but not with the greatest of ease. 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
2272 I’m not falling fir THAT again! 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
2273 And you wanted me to take up pole dancing instead! 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
2274 I can already feel our work environment improving. 1.1552 0.03591 116 99 16 1
2275 I told you that someday my acrobatic training would be good for something. I just never imagined that this would be the something it was good for! 1.1550 0.03724 129 112 14 3
2276 If you insist on poker games in Vegas, I’m joining Cirque du Soleil. 1.1550 0.03383 129 110 18 1
2277 Wait, hold my hands for a sec, let's talk here. Are you sure Marina Abramović said she approved. 1.1550 0.03883 129 113 12 4
2278 The swingers club always gives me a sinking feeling. 1.1550 0.03558 129 111 16 2
2279 So much for you selling yourself as "the daring young man on e flying trapeze." 1.1550 0.03724 129 112 14 3
2280 Oh, how I miss you! 1.1550 0.03724 129 112 14 3
2281 I guess the timing is bad, but I meant to tell you, Fred, "I'm leaving you; your timing has always been bad." 1.1545 0.03462 110 93 17 0
2282 WAVING NOT GRABBING! 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2283 I wonder if now is the best time to challenge gender roles. 1.1545 0.03462 110 93 17 0
2284 Look, honey, no hands! 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2285 Come on, Honey. Everyone's looking. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2286 I should have explained what I meant by "swinger". 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2287 I guess I took “stick the landing” too literally. 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2288 With 'booby-' and '-eze' completed, they were still miles away from grasping 'entrapment' 1.1545 0.04509 110 98 7 5
2289 Oh wait, sorry I have a boyfriend 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2290 Grab my hands,Sally! We gotta make this go viral before Tik Tok is banned. 1.1545 0.03657 123 106 15 2
2291 Finally a depiction of how modern household duties in a relationship are but in the jungle 1.1545 0.03657 123 106 15 2
2292 Want out? The child support check is late. 1.1545 0.04005 123 108 11 4
2293 Stand on his head, it's your only hope! 1.1545 0.04325 123 110 7 6
2294 Honey, you're not trying! Now come on, let's go, one more time! 1.1545 0.03835 123 107 13 3
2295 You really need to work on your timing. 1.1545 0.03657 123 106 15 2
2296 'Now you suddenly want closeness?" 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2297 Alley Oops! 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2298 I told you my gymnastics would be useful in our honeymoon 1.1538 0.03359 130 111 18 1
2299 Sor-weee! 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2300 How much life insurance did you say you had? 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
2301 I promise this is totally NOT sexual at all just please grab my hands it will feel good for both of us. 1.1538 0.03697 130 113 14 3
2302 Note on your technique: you should always use a net. 1.1538 0.04923 91 81 6 4
2303 And you thought paying for my circus summer camp was a waste of money! 1.1538 0.03350 117 99 18 0
2304 Look at that dirt under your fingernails. If I've told you once ... 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2305 Still think the trapeze lessons were a waste of money? 1.1538 0.03697 130 113 14 3
2306 Remember how you didn't want to pay for those acrobat lessons? 1.1538 0.03532 130 112 16 2
2307 Happens to the best of us. 1.1538 0.03337 143 123 18 2
2308 George, let’s please be done with your DIY net idea. 1.1538 0.03350 117 99 18 0
2309 I told you those aerial silks classes would pay off. 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2310 A trapeze Gene? I'm sinkin' here! 1.1533 0.03573 137 119 15 3
2311 Quicksand will not help you stay in shape! 1.1533 0.03720 137 120 13 4
2312 Maybe we should just stick with the trampoline! 1.1533 0.03573 137 119 15 3
2313 Your magnetism makes my bones weak. 1.1532 0.03444 124 106 17 1
2314 Don't worry.... I'll be back!!! 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
2315 I'm having second thoughts! 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
2316 Bobby, honey! Wake up or you’ll miss the school bus! 1.1532 0.03444 124 106 17 1
2317 more jazz hands, honey" 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
2318 Before I haul you out of that pit, Kevin McCarthy, I have a few demands. 1.1532 0.03974 124 109 11 4
2319 Don’t try to mansplain yourself out of this one “Tarzan.” 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
2320 Don't be so high-strung! You know the ropes, grab my hands! 1.1532 0.03248 124 105 19 0
2321 I woke up, and the mattress was this way!?! We got it... 1.1532 0.03444 124 106 17 1
2322 I said CATCH not QUAG! 1.1532 0.03444 124 106 17 1
2323 Haha you can’t reach me 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
2324 I’m sorry, Jack, there’s not enough room. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2325 I thought you knew better than to sell on the downswing. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2326 You better not twist this around and say you rescued me. 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
2327 You got this Hon, just like we rehearsed it. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2328 This Wallenda well. 1.1527 0.03671 131 114 14 3
2329 Something tells me this isn't the back way into Mar-a-Lago! 1.1527 0.03335 131 112 18 1
2330 Now who’s making fun if my acro-yoga classes?. 1.1527 0.03827 131 115 12 4
2331 You know, I could make a lot of money doing this! 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2332 You insisted on top billing, that's why I'm letting you go. 1.1525 0.03535 118 101 16 1
2333 Okay, stranger, but, aftewards, we go our separate ways. 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
2334 Who is the silly one now for not having supported my circus arts craft? 1.1525 0.04277 118 105 8 5
2335 I’ll do this only if I can shoot you out of the canon. 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
2336 Did you remember to get milk? 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2337 But I'm metaphorically drowning, Dear. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2338 Next we'll see if the Bermuda Triangle is still a thing. 1.1522 0.03396 138 119 17 2
2339 Sorry I’m late. I was just completing a drop-off nearby. 1.1522 0.03548 138 120 15 3
2340 Are you sure your fly is zipped? 1.1522 0.03396 138 119 17 2
2341 Let’s talk about our future. 1.1520 0.03418 125 107 17 1
2342 'No!' means "No!'" 1.1520 0.03944 125 110 11 4
2343 I do? No, I dont! 1.1520 0.03418 125 107 17 1
2344 I saw someone do this on TikTok 1.1520 0.03777 125 109 13 3
2345 Oh look! The best parts of a man 1.1520 0.03418 125 107 17 1
2346 Looks like the drought is over! 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
2347 See...these trapeze classes did come in handy! 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
2348 Still think my Pilates class was a waste of money? 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
2349 When you said our first date would be fun, I was thinking more about a latte and a walk around the park. 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
2350 I work for Mutual of Omaha. Can I have your date of birth? 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
2351 These feminist, heroine movies have gotten ridiculous! 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
2352 I'm not sure we can do this. 1.1518 0.03634 112 96 15 1
2353 When Suzanne takes you down, down by the river. 1.1517 0.03437 145 126 16 3
2354 Stretch at the Shoulders . .and Reach for Existential Meaning .. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2355 And you said trapeze classes were a waste of time. 1.1513 0.03508 119 102 16 1
2356 ... and you'll do your own laundry, and I want my own room, and... 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2357 You’re still incompetent, are you? 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2358 Any you say it's coincidence that this happens every Thursday, which you know is our cauliflower crust pizza and Hallmark Channel night... 1.1513 0.04071 119 105 10 4
2359 The show must go on! 1.1513 0.03705 119 103 14 2
2360 This is not what I meant when I said “ drown me with your love!” 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2361 Never let them tell you that you’re in too deep sweetie! 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2362 Before I grab your hands, have you tried pulling yourself up by your bootstraps? 1.1513 0.03893 119 104 12 3
2363 I was expecting to see a sword 1.1511 0.03524 139 121 15 3
2364 Hold on I said. Don’t let go I said. 1.1511 0.03524 139 121 15 3
2365 I told you a net is better than quicksand. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2366 Quick Sandy, grab my hands. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2367 My Father always told me, "Boys lie?" 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2368 Quick, George, do you agree to have kids? 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
2369 Did you say two tickets to Les Mis? 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2370 Just say you love me. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2371 We may get famous yet, George! 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2372 Too bad our only audience is alligators. 1.1508 0.03575 126 109 15 2
2373 Hang on tight like your life depended on it." Curt Wyffels Plymouth, MN 1.1508 0.04074 126 112 9 5
2374 That'll teach you to date my sister instead of me! 1.1508 0.03915 126 111 11 4
2375 …and now jazz hands for 2 more swings… 1.1508 0.03575 126 109 15 2
2376 Don't panic. I just need the car keys. 1.1508 0.03749 126 110 13 3
2377 Speak up, Tarzan. 1.1508 0.03393 126 108 17 1
2378 Whee. Wiggle your toes and you'll sink even faster! 1.1507 0.03550 146 128 14 4
2379 You're right. We should have used a net. 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
2380 Well, you're the one who wanted to try out for America's Got Talent! 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2381 You’re gonna have to do better than that. I’m not Spider Man. 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
2382 Kick as hard as you can and I will get you in the next pass. 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
2383 I’ll come back when you’vecaught two eels; I’m making unagi don for dinner. 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2384 Love your eyes and endearing vulnerability, but you're not what I'm looking for. 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
2385 Promise me you'll never again leave the toilet seat up. 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
2386 This is some first lesson! 1.1504 0.03604 113 97 15 1
2387 Take this time to reflect and I'll be back after my act. 1.1504 0.03458 133 115 16 2
2388 And you thought that free trapeze workshop was a waste of time. 1.1503 0.03314 153 133 17 3
2389 Don't be the daring young man next time. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2390 I'm here to rescue you from the quagmire of your own ego 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
2391 No complaining or I’ll drop you again. 1.1500 0.03501 140 122 15 3
2392 I call this the reverse safety net 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
2393 I'm not swinging this way to save you. I just wanted to say goodbye. 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
2394 Your table is ready sir. 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
2395 It's over. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2396 Don’t worry. I’m sure you’ll improve once we add the alligators. 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
2397 Honey, you're underestimating me again! 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
2398 I couldn't find a rope, but luckily a guy called Tarzan lent me this trapeze to rescue you. 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
2399 We’ve got to work on our timing 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
2400 Best be quick, Sandy. 1.1500 0.03481 120 103 16 1
2401 I said, stick the landing. Stick, not stuck! 1.1500 0.03862 120 105 12 3
2402 Remind me where you parked the car. 1.1500 0.03273 120 102 18 0
2403 Let’s face it. Dating your coworker never ends well. 1.1497 0.03253 147 127 18 2
2404 I knew my quicksand rescue practice from first-grade recess would come in handy one day. 1.1496 0.03369 127 109 17 1
2405 Okay, but don't start thinking that I'm falling for you. 1.1496 0.03721 127 111 13 3
2406 You did our taxes using quicksand? 1.1496 0.03721 127 111 13 3
2407 The Flying Wallendas made it look a lot easier. 1.1496 0.03369 127 109 17 1
2408 Oh, so NOW it's OK that I have skills, training, and ambitions to do something good in the world for myself and others. 1.1495 0.04365 107 95 8 4
2409 Hurry, I'm starting to slip! 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
2410 Maybe next time we don’t use quicksand as a safety net 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2411 Cirque du sable 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
2412 Wait! Have you washed your hands? 1.1493 0.03434 134 116 16 2
2413 Okay, Charles, no more Tarzan playing for you. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2414 I asked A.I. how to maximize your embarrassment and it suggested trapeze. 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2415 This calls for an impromptu arabesque 1.1491 0.03351 114 97 17 0
2416 I told you the Groupon class would pay off one day. 1.1491 0.03575 114 98 15 1
2417 This is it, Bob! This is my Zendaya moment! 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
2418 These cruise destination trips are getting out of hand. 1.1488 0.03832 121 106 12 3
2419 So would you be open to swinging now? 1.1488 0.03248 121 103 18 0
2420 The good news -- you had a soft landing. The bad news -- it's quicksand. 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
2421 Me Jane, but you ain't no Tarzan" 1.1488 0.03248 121 103 18 0
2422 Now what honey,you just told me earlier you wanted to be a swinger. 1.1488 0.03454 121 104 16 1
2423 She'd fly through the air with the greatest--WOMP WOMP; The daring young wife dropped her man in a swamp. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
2424 These layoffs are difficult on all of us. 1.1485 0.03556 101 86 15 0
2425 Okay, I'll pass over one more time, then you pull me down into the muck with you. 1.1484 0.03523 128 111 15 2
2426 As you have often mansplained" women are weaker than men in upper body strenth", so I will meet you back at the hotel or not! 1.1484 0.03344 128 110 17 1
2427 Now point your toes or we'll both be stuck in there!" 1.1484 0.03694 128 112 13 3
2428 Try it with your legs straighter this time. 1.1484 0.03344 128 110 17 1
2429 I think I'm slipping. 1.1484 0.03523 128 111 15 2
2430 Hey Tarzan, chill! I got this. I'm Jungle Jane, a well known swinger, and I pick up sinking men. 1.1484 0.03857 128 113 11 4
2431 You could at least act like you are having fun. 1.1484 0.03694 128 112 13 3
2432 Quicksand -- or a metaphor for your trust issues? 1.1484 0.03344 128 110 17 1
2433 Next time the alligators are real. 1.1484 0.04013 128 114 9 5
2434 So, is it a yes to the diamond bracelet? 1.1481 0.03569 135 118 14 3
2435 I’d really hoped this wouldn’t turn into a working vacation, but once a trapezist, always a trapezist. 1.1481 0.04326 108 96 8 4
2436 Weee... Honey, this is so fun. Three more swings and then I'll decide if I want to continue our relationship. 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
2437 Now remember to do the backflip at the end. 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
2438 Don't worry. It's only the Ambien. 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
2439 Thought you should know, I'm seeing your brother." 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
2440 Oh no! I think I left my phone on vibrate! 1.1481 0.03720 135 119 12 4
2441 It was your idea to try swinging 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
2442 Good thing I'm taking an air gymnastics class! 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
2443 Now aren't you glad the circus was in town? 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
2444 Quicksand is not the same as a safety net! 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
2445 This is cheaper than a divorce. 1.1481 0.04326 108 96 8 4
2446 I could get you out of here for the low, low price of $13.99! 1.1481 0.03720 135 119 12 4
2447 It's supposed to be NATURAL pendency! 1.1481 0.03434 108 92 16 0
2448 Just keep your eyes on me! 1.1481 0.03434 108 92 16 0
2449 Just promise to watch The Bachelorette with me 1.1481 0.04522 108 97 6 5
2450 I’ll never let go, Jack. 1.1478 0.03324 115 98 17 0
2451 I'm going back to using a net with my next partner. 1.1478 0.03324 115 98 17 0
2452 Stop your whining...this is gonna wow them on America's Got Talent! 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2453 See what happens when you go fishing without a net? 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2454 Bye bye dear. Next time, don’t cheat on me with a dancer. 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
2455 Sorry Ralph. That was not one of the disclaimers on the hand lotion bottle! 1.1478 0.03953 115 101 11 3
2456 What do you mean you wish I was #Trans?!!! 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
2457 Their hike could easily have turned tragic had Rita and Jacque not been on vacation from Cirque de Soleil. 1.1475 0.03620 122 106 14 2
2458 Wait...did you wash your hands? 1.1475 0.03620 122 106 14 2
2459 Wait! I just did my nails. 1.1475 0.03620 122 106 14 2
2460 C'mon! You just aren't trying! 1.1475 0.03977 122 108 10 4
2461 Grab my hands and say “ta da!” 1.1475 0.03428 122 105 16 1
2462 Trap-ease 1.1475 0.03620 122 106 14 2
2463 It's always the same; you suggest we go to a swingers' party and then you want to leave while I'm having fun. 1.1475 0.03977 122 108 10 4
2464 Oh since I'm already en route! 1.1475 0.03802 122 107 12 3
2465 Oh man…my hands slipped. 1.1475 0.03802 122 107 12 3
2466 See - I told you there was pleeenty of time for a rescue via trapeze! 1.1475 0.03428 122 105 16 1
2467 Gotcha, not! 1.1473 0.03828 129 114 11 4
2468 Out of the way! I'm practicing my trapeze stunt, 'The Blonde in the Pond'! 1.1473 0.03667 129 113 13 3
2469 I promise you this: the safety net will be there by showtime. 1.1471 0.03694 136 120 12 4
2470 "And 'drop the swain' will appeal to women." 1.1471 0.03387 136 118 16 2
2471 Speed dating for adrenaline junkies. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
2472 I guess I'll just die then 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
2473 Really? Again? 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
2474 We'll never hear "flamingo legs" again, will we? 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
2475 Now might not be the time, but what do you think of my new nails? 1.1466 0.04108 116 103 9 4
2476 You're the banking sector and I'm the Fed! 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
2477 Whoops I must have lost my grip trying to sign that prenup you were holding 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
2478 I need to know if you will still respect me tomorrow. 1.1466 0.04108 116 103 9 4
2479 And now time for the quadruple somersault!" 1.1466 0.03518 116 100 15 1
2480 What was her name again? 1.1466 0.04108 116 103 9 4
2481 tickle tickle tickle! 1.1463 0.03402 123 106 16 1
2482 I told you that you had too much change in your pocket. 1.1463 0.03402 123 106 16 1
2483 I told you replacing the net was a bad idea! 1.1463 0.03592 123 107 14 2
2484 It's all up to you: No pre-nup? Stay stuck in the muck. 1.1463 0.03773 123 108 12 3
2485 If I pull you out, will you pay my bar bill? 1.1463 0.03200 123 105 18 0
2486 Quicksand? Your imminent pickle is the frenzy of fan-fin sharks. 1.1463 0.03773 123 108 12 3
2487 OH NO, Darling! Hmmm… 1.1463 0.03200 123 105 18 0
2488 Before I grab you, let’s talk about that pre-nup. 1.1462 0.03296 130 112 17 1
2489 Get a grip Clive…no time for your party hypnosis trick! 1.1462 0.03296 130 112 17 1
2490 Arnold, I told you over and over to lose weight before our vacation! 1.1462 0.03954 130 116 9 5
2491 You were a great partner but I’m in love with the lion tamer 1.1462 0.03801 130 115 11 4
2492 Now I want no more grief from you over all the random stuff I keep in my purse. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2493 Why did you insist on taking down the net? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2494 Didn't I warn you about buying at the top of the market? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2495 Now who’s questioning those adult ed classes. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2496 And you said Circus school was a waste of time! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2497 Sorry about that! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2498 Sorry not sorry I dropped you, you cad! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2499 First promise me you’ll stop insisting on working without a net. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2500 It's lucky we found out Tarzan's secret. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2501 Next time, let's not vacation in a state whose governor is such a galloping idiot. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2502 What have you got to say about my mood swings now, Sugar Pie? 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
2503 A swing in the swamp? It's an anxiety dream. 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
2504 Don't you feel free without the safety net? 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
2505 It's a good thing there are no alligators in there 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
2506 If this couple’s therapy doesn’t work, I’ll just run off to the circus 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
2507 Quickly! Before the music stops! 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
2508 Yuck. Did you sanitize your hands? 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
2509 I'll swing by later, dear! 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
2510 I used to perform for Cirque du Sol! 1.1453 0.03490 117 101 15 1
2511 This quicksand is a downer. 1.1453 0.03695 117 102 13 2
2512 Don't worry, I'll coach the little-league team for you. 1.1453 0.04074 117 104 9 4
2513 Now remember, if I miss you on this one, I’ll catch you on the next swing by. 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
2514 Quit playing in that sand and start practicing 1.1453 0.03490 117 101 15 1
2515 Who looks ditzy now? 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
2516 Wait for me honey, let me ask Chat GPT 1.1453 0.03490 117 101 15 1
2517 Flying Wallendas Rescue Squad, Everglades Branch, at your service 1.1452 0.03376 124 107 16 1
2518 Every time you get bogged down, you summon the high-flier. 1.1452 0.03376 124 107 16 1
2519 This isn't what I expected when you suggested a swinger's weekend" 1.1452 0.03565 124 108 14 2
2520 Have you seen the car keys down there? 1.1452 0.03376 124 107 16 1
2521 I told you we should have gone to the movies 1.1452 0.03565 124 108 14 2
2522 Just your luck that the circus decided on a tropical venue. 1.1450 0.03448 131 114 15 2
2523 And now let’s spice it up a little bit. 1.1450 0.03273 131 113 17 1
2524 And you said joining the ciecus wasn’t a valuable career 1.1449 0.03341 138 120 16 2
2525 This is the problem with our entire relationship! 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
2526 You didn't say the magic word! 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2527 Over Sinking 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2528 Did you or did you not find our engagement ring? 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
2529 I'll need to climb up the tree again, and adjust the length. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2530 Where did you leave the car keys? 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2531 No, me Jane. Now, Tarzan, reach, dammit. 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
2532 I said "Quick, land." not "Quick sand." 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
2533 I really can't help you; I'm just a figment of your aquatic imagination. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2534 And you laughed about my hobby! 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
2535 Hold on Honey, let me bring you down. 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
2536 Can we go on the monkey bars next? 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
2537 Dumb, but acrobatic, blonde to the rescue! 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
2538 anymore big ideas? 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
2539 … and who again advised me to neglect my cirque du soleil internship on my résumé? 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
2540 In these situations, it helps to be circus-spect! 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
2541 Our new eco-friendly safety net does have its drawbacks. 1.1441 0.03349 111 95 16 0
2542 I wasn’t really listening when you said, “Extreme Trapeze”. 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
2543 I know i told you i’m desperate and i’ll try anything but i really don’t see how this is going to help my eczema. 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
2544 Cirque de Swallowed 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
2545 Time for the final act. 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
2546 Trapeze camp to the rescue! 1.1441 0.03246 118 101 17 0
2547 Now, is it your circus? 1.1441 0.03462 118 102 15 1
2548 You ready to change the title of the song? 1.1441 0.03858 118 104 11 3
2549 No, it's legs up, not hands! 1.1441 0.03462 118 102 15 1
2550 I didn't expect these conditions to practice our routine! 1.1441 0.03666 118 103 13 2
2551 MTG SCREAMING, “Quicksand, or no quicksand Kevin I will save you”. 1.1440 0.03351 125 108 16 1
2552 First you need to promise to forsake all others ! 1.1440 0.03351 125 108 16 1
2553 You can relax now. I'm a Certified Emergency Acrobatist. 1.1440 0.03351 125 108 16 1
2554 Work with me, Ed. Take your feet out of the stirrups 1.1440 0.03716 125 110 12 3
2555 He’s standing on the lion! 1.1439 0.03588 132 116 13 3
2556 I've cheated on you--more than once. 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
2557 Tarzan's getting cold? Too bad —we've got the camera crew hired until midnight. 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
2558 I'm not going to pull you out of there until you promise to stop running around with that lady who lives behind us. 1.1429 0.03449 140 123 14 3
2559 How many times have I told you to hold on extra tight over the quicksand?? 1.1429 0.03869 133 119 9 5
2560 Did YOU really ever give ME a hand in the last thirty years of our marriage…? 1.1429 0.03828 119 105 11 3
2561 And you thought those circus lessons were just a big waste of time ... 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
2562 Grab hold but only if you promise to take out the garbage. 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
2563 But not before you sign this NDA. 1.1429 0.03512 126 110 14 2
2564 I told you not to have that donut! 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
2565 Quit going in quicksand, this is so much easier from terra firma. 1.1429 0.03053 147 127 19 1
2566 I think this is the last time I'll be reaching out to you! 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2567 UH! OH! Seems that I dropped you. 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
2568 Close, but in the circus, we drown in debt 1.1429 0.03689 126 111 12 3
2569 And we'll call it "Cirque du Soleil: Tropical Titanic Boogaloo" 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
2570 You're right, this was a great date idea! 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
2571 Existentialism meets acrobatics – Sartre would be proud, darling! 1.1429 0.03689 126 111 12 3
2572 Hang in there love… gotcha almost… ha. 1.1429 0.03136 140 121 18 1
2573 Don't worry, I'll be back in three seconds 1.1429 0.03327 126 109 16 1
2574 I see you didn’t get the memo. 1.1429 0.03221 119 102 17 0
2575 Try extending your feet. Your arms are too short!! 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
2576 Do you promise to stop complaining about my Amazon purchases? 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
2577 Remember,I don’t know how to swim! 1.1429 0.03435 119 103 15 1
2578 Just kick your feet a little! 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
2579 I'm Fluid! 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
2580 I suggest you grab my hands. The next trapeze doesn’t come through here for another 30 minutes. 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
2581 Don’t touch. I’m just being polite. 1.1429 0.03227 133 115 17 1
2582 I can't tell you how tired I am of you holding me down! 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
2583 I'm trying my best. It's not as trap-easy as you might think. 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
2584 And you said my trapeze lessons were a waste of time. 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
2585 Goodbye prenup. 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
2586 Perhaps talons would help. 1.1429 0.03321 112 96 16 0
2587 You’ve got to really want it! 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
2588 I told you falling into quicksand would be a soft landing 1.1429 0.03555 112 97 14 1
2589 See? Isn't this more fun than Pilates? 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
2590 Weeeeeeeeeeee 1.1418 0.03426 141 124 14 3
2591 I don't know whether I can save you. I've got my career to think about. 1.1418 0.03693 134 119 11 4
2592 Phil was not amused. 1.1418 0.03375 134 117 15 2
2593 This is absolutely the last time we go to Club Med! 1.1418 0.03538 134 118 13 3
2594 I'll be right back after a message from our sponsor. 1.1417 0.03661 127 112 12 3
2595 Smile! 1.1417 0.03608 120 105 13 2
2596 Still think it was a good idea to “work without a net?” 1.1417 0.03608 120 105 13 2
2597 What’s in your wallet? 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
2598 This is not what I meant when I said we should spice things up. 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
2599 I told you taking the time to set up the net would be worth it! 1.1416 0.03949 113 100 10 3
2600 He'd fly through the air with the greatest of ease But the daring young man fell off the flying Trapeze. 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
2601 Hey, Don't smudge the nails! 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
2602 I told you that sand was quicker than it looked! Now can we invest in a net? 1.1416 0.03294 113 97 16 0
2603 ...The lengths we go for the right candidate" #mylifeasaTAsourcer #recruitmen 1.1416 0.03743 113 99 12 2
2604 And you said to leave work at home.... 1.1415 0.03401 106 91 15 0
2605 Just so you know, this isn’t part of my usual act, so... no promises! 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
2606 Lover’s leap! 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
2607 OW! My knees were rotated 180 degrees. 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
2608 This would be a good time to overcome your fear of heights. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
2609 I wonder who will consider tights as essential for their next trek? 1.1406 0.03461 128 112 14 2
2610 You’ve forgotten the net for the last time 1.1406 0.03634 128 113 12 3
2611 Don’t worry, they are going to make sure you have access to your deposits. 1.1406 0.03461 128 112 14 2
2612 You Tarzan. Me Jane, trapeze-drying manicure. Humidity's a bitch today, am I right? 1.1405 0.03768 121 107 11 3
2613 I told you that those years at the circus would come in handy one day. 1.1405 0.03580 121 106 13 2
2614 Next time, don't forget to say "Simon Says"! 1.1405 0.03382 121 105 15 1
2615 Isn’t this better than the axe bar? 1.1405 0.03946 121 108 9 4
2616 Falling for another stick in the mud? 1.1405 0.03382 121 105 15 1
2617 The good news is that there happened to be a trapeze here. 1.1405 0.03946 121 108 9 4
2618 Fred,if you think living with you has been a circus for me,you better learn to swim! 1.1405 0.03382 121 105 15 1
2619 I’ll save you! You’re too big to fail! 1.1405 0.03768 121 107 11 3
2620 Did you see the end of "Titanic"? 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
2621 After this, we'll be ready for our couples massage. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
2622 You can do better than that. Reach Higher! 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
2623 I hope this swing is attached to a tree 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
2624 That's what you get for working without a net. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
2625 Hang in there honey, no pun intended, I 've .. oops missed again. 1.1404 0.03268 114 98 16 0
2626 Come on, drowning's no fun! 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
2627 I don't think so, Bob. Your exclusive focus on the 'to have and to hold clause' has run its course." 1.1404 0.03268 114 98 16 0
2628 Lucky for you, there's yet another sequel. I'm Acrobatwoman. 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
2629 You forgot to tell me that you couldn't swim! 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
2630 Never mind COVID. Grab my hand. 1.1404 0.03916 114 101 10 3
2631 Everyone wants to jump on the bandwagon 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
2632 I'm going to push, not pull, to get you in a floating position. Dont forget to breathe 1.1404 0.03497 114 99 14 1
2633 I sink therefore I am. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
2634 Wait - she was more than 'just a friend'? 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
2635 Honey, did you ever read 'Peanuts'? 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
2636 You'll grab my hands and then we'll do a double-handed back flip from this trapeze and onto the wire -- and you'll be saved. 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
2637 Let me get you out of that primordial ooze and into showbiz. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
2638 Where did you get the idea that ‘Swinger’s Club’ meant mud wrestling? 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
2639 Really? I feel like that’s a bit of a reach… 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
2640 Here comes SPLASH DOWN! 1.1402 0.03372 107 92 15 0
2641 STAY there. Be Happy ! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2642 I don't care if it's with "the greatest of ease," just save me! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2643 Luckily I am the rubber lady. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2644 okay if you promise complete obedience to me - forever. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2645 Remember that long gold necklace that I wanted but you said was too expensive ? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
2646 Love you. Love you not. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
2647 Do you like my new hand lotion? 1.1395 0.03929 129 116 8 5
2648 I didn't mean it when I said I would bend over backwards for you! 1.1395 0.03772 129 115 10 4
2649 I don’t understand! It worked with Trump! 1.1395 0.03254 129 112 16 1
2650 Are you naked and afraid? 1.1395 0.03772 129 115 10 4
2651 Before we touch, did you sanitize your hands? 1.1393 0.03553 122 107 13 2
2652 Quick - Jump! 1.1393 0.03553 122 107 13 2
2653 Now how do you feel about "Shorty",your nickname for me 1.1393 0.03357 122 106 15 1
2654 This is good practice for my big show. 1.1393 0.03357 122 106 15 1
2655 I told you we should hire a professional concrete service. 1.1393 0.03553 122 107 13 2
2656 Your “Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up “, is a little too late. 1.1393 0.03357 122 106 15 1
2657 And you said a degree in Circus would be a waste. 1.1393 0.03553 122 107 13 2
2658 OMG, you finally noticed my nail polish design! 1.1393 0.03357 122 106 15 1
2659 I feel like you’re showing off when you save me with the greatest of ease. 1.1393 0.03357 122 106 15 1
2660 Mortgage Backed Securities again? 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
2661 Remember what we did in the circus as kids? 1.1391 0.03884 115 102 10 3
2662 Hang On Sloopy...Sloopy Hang On !!! 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
2663 Grab hold, Tarzan.....Jane to the rescue! 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
2664 Oh, wait! I just had my nails done... 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
2665 I said 'stick the landing,' not 'get stuck in the landing!' 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
2666 Jungle Gym to the rescue... 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
2667 Next time maybe you should bring a trapeze too, honey. 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
2668 Help! I'm trapezed! 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
2669 How many other clowns are in there? 1.1389 0.03343 108 93 15 0
2670 We should've chosen a different act 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
2671 Look! No hands! 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
2672 I told you quicksand was a real thing! 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
2673 Hahaha. Jack, stop tickling my fingertips! 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
2674 It’s just a physical representation of how I always feel. 1.1389 0.04254 108 97 7 4
2675 You said, "Help, I'm 'trapped, please!'" 1.1387 0.03465 137 121 13 3
2676 While vaccinating in the Amazon the Flying Walinda’s go underground. 1.1385 0.03411 130 114 14 2
2677 Well this is another fine mess you've gotten us into 1.1385 0.03231 130 113 16 1
2678 Yes, honey, I know you're a shark at work. 1.1385 0.03744 130 116 10 4
2679 Sure you don't want to stay a bit longer? 1.1385 0.03231 130 113 16 1
2680 Your Tarzan obsession is getting out of control. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
2681 Point your toes! 1.1382 0.03525 123 108 13 2
2682 Hold on! I'll get ya!!! Whoops. 1.1382 0.03125 123 106 17 0
2683 Hang on so we can celebrate Cinco de Mayo early! 1.1382 0.03125 123 106 17 0
2684 Armies up! 1.1382 0.03525 123 108 13 2
2685 A trap-easy rescue! 1.1382 0.03885 123 110 9 4
2686 On the Roy Lichtenstein picture it looked differently, Brad 1.1382 0.03125 123 106 17 0
2687 I'm sorry honey my arms just aren't long enough..I will always remember you. What's Dave's phone number 1.1382 0.03885 123 110 9 4
2688 Who says there's no service way out here? 1.1379 0.03852 116 103 10 3
2689 You are gonna feel swamped until you get the swing of things. 1.1379 0.03216 116 100 16 0
2690 If this doesn’t work, we can try couples therapy. 1.1379 0.03441 116 101 14 1
2691 « Have you sanitize your hands before touching me? » 1.1379 0.03852 116 103 10 3
2692 Hey trust me, mother’s coming. 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
2693 The emergency response team was tied up so they sent me instead. 1.1377 0.03591 138 123 11 4
2694 Well - Linda, the show must go on without me… 1.1376 0.04414 109 99 5 5
2695 Don't grab me just yet, I want to nail this pike first. 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
2696 Be right with you. Just one question...what's her name? 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
2697 Think of it as The Greatest Show in Earth. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
2698 Quick!Give me the key to the car 1.1376 0.04011 109 97 9 3
2699 YIKES!!!! Are you pulling me in or am I pulling you out 1.1376 0.03562 109 95 13 1
2700 Why is it always me getting you out of trouble and not the other way round? 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
2701 The optimist in me sees a mud bath, the pessimist thinks it’s quicksand. 1.1374 0.03386 131 115 14 2
2702 I'm leaving you to join the circus! 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
2703 You wanted a soft landing. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
2704 It’s time to get serious, Ned. Circus school is more than just tights and tutus. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
2705 I told you to lay off the hand cream! 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
2706 Tell me you recorded today's Tik Tok video! 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
2707 Let's practice our act swinging from the trees, he says. We're on vacation, I say. It'll be fun, he says. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
2708 Promise you'll ask for directions, FIRST, next time! 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
2709 I think we would enjoy swing dancing more if you stopped using jazz hands. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
2710 How was I supposed to know that's quicksand, Dear ? 1.1371 0.03855 124 111 9 4
2711 ....you have 1.1 seconds to take my...... 1.1371 0.03499 124 109 13 2
2712 If you keep coming to classes with me you’ll eventually get the swing of things. 1.1371 0.03499 124 109 13 2
2713 Don't you remember saying, 'Til death do us part and anything for TikTok?' 1.1371 0.03681 124 110 11 3
2714 How much did you say you weigh? 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
2715 With mere seconds to spare, Susie saved Dave from his tax burden. 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
2716 My timing was off. Let's take it from the top. 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
2717 The next-best thing to a shotgun wedding? How’s about a quicksand engagement. 1.1368 0.03821 117 104 10 3
2718 That looks dangerous! 1.1368 0.03623 117 103 12 2
2719 Who do you think taught Tarzan all he knows, a bunch of apes? 1.1368 0.03623 117 103 12 2
2720 This just might muddy our relationship! 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
2721 When your ex called you an old stick-in-the-mud, how was I to know how right she was? 1.1368 0.03190 117 101 16 0
2722 No practice needed, you said. I’ll get the hang of it, you said. 1.1368 0.03623 117 103 12 2
2723 This is not what I meant when I suggested that we have a swinging time. 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
2724 Sorry honey, I didn’t realize there was quicksand at that end of the stream, can you reach a little higher?“ 1.1368 0.03413 117 102 14 1
2725 I told you not to let go! 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
2726 Now kick your legs like we practiced. 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
2727 And you didn't want me to join the circus. 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
2728 Oh no, visiting my mother just wasn't exciting enough for you! 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
2729 Good thing you hired a self-starter who can juggle many responsibilities in a fast-paced environment! 1.1364 0.03976 110 98 9 3
2730 Are you sure you don't want to watch Ted Lasso? 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
2731 But last night you told me we were through." 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
2732 Not exactly fun, but this is what our fans come to see. 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
2733 Drat Darling--you always complained of my stubby arms. 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
2734 Don't call me Stretch! 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
2735 Oh you meant, "Trap ease" 1.1364 0.03287 110 95 15 0
2736 Hey! Are you Tarz-Anne? 1.1364 0.03287 110 95 15 0
2737 There's a first time for everything! 1.1360 0.03472 125 110 13 2
2738 Of course I just used lots of hand sanitizer,why do you ask? 1.1360 0.03653 125 111 11 3
2739 Bjork is touring this year! We don’t need to act out all of her songs—especially “Quicksand”. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
2740 But what's in this for me? 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
2741 Are you sure you are not interested in our fabulous new timeshare offer? 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
2742 There's a reason I said "look before you leap". 1.1357 0.03394 140 124 13 3
2743 The flying deathtrap-eeze. 1.1356 0.03386 118 103 14 1
2744 That's what you get for sleeping with Alice! 1.1356 0.03386 118 103 14 1
2745 Let me rescue you from the muck of American politics! 1.1356 0.03594 118 104 12 2
2746 Next time include the net! 1.1356 0.03386 118 103 14 1
2747 Sure, I will swing by and pick you up 1.1356 0.03790 118 105 10 3
2748 Your love keeps lifting me higher. 1.1356 0.03594 118 104 12 2
2749 I was practicing trapeze school, when you were suspecting that I was sleeping with your best man. 1.1356 0.03790 118 105 10 3
2750 Sorry. I used to be a swinger but I’m not so good anymore. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
2751 But first. Quick, can Mother live with us? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
2752 This is not the time to have fear of heights 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
2753 Hang on for a few more swings, I'll grab you just as soon as my nail polish dries 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
2754 Isn't the plumage beautiful? 1.1353 0.03664 133 119 10 4
2755 Watch out, some of those spikey things are shark fins! 1.1351 0.03260 111 96 15 0
2756 what a hubble-bubble! 1.1351 0.03260 111 96 15 0
2757 A Maiden not in distress 1.1351 0.03260 111 96 15 0
2758 You do tuck instead of pike and I'm flippin you back in. 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
2759 The cactus is in town. 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
2760 Remember when you teased me about how small and weak my hands are? 1.1351 0.03728 111 98 11 2
2761 Sorry, quicksand rescues were not part of the curriculum at circus school. 1.1349 0.03446 126 111 13 2
2762 For the love of God grab my hands and get me off of this thing! 1.1349 0.03056 126 109 17 0
2763 I’m just going to practice my trapeze for an hour then I’l rescue you 1.1348 0.03372 141 125 13 3
2764 I told you we should be doing yoga. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
2765 I'm new at this. 1.1346 0.03363 104 90 14 0
2766 One more pass for you to promise to clean out the garage. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
2767 In a sudden and surprising reversal of roles, the much surprised Tarzan suddenly realizes that Jane cannot save him…… “ahhh-ahhhh-ahhhhhhh,” he cried out. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
2768 Don't wory......I will be quick. 1.1346 0.04333 104 94 6 4
2769 Oops, that was my last try. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
2770 That's not how you make jazz hands, Doug 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
2771 So that’s when I realized you were cheating on me with the lion tamer! 1.1345 0.03360 119 104 14 1
2772 You’re the one who wanted to ask AI to plan something creative to do on our next vacation. 1.1345 0.03565 119 105 12 2
2773 When I said "Emersive Experience" I meant tacos. 1.1345 0.03760 119 106 10 3
2774 Now touch your toes. 1.1345 0.03760 119 106 10 3
2775 I've always hated that shirt! 1.1345 0.03565 119 105 12 2
2776 I told you we should use more rosin on our hands 1.1345 0.03360 119 104 14 1
2777 I told you my trapeze lessons would be useful!!! 1.1345 0.03140 119 103 16 0
2778 Okay, your choice. See ya! 1.1345 0.03140 119 103 16 0
2779 Oopsies! Best of luck with the crocs! 1.1343 0.03480 134 119 12 3
2780 Good luck, Binky. I got a lunch date. 1.1343 0.03315 134 118 14 2
2781 Harold, after this time, I will no longer be the rescuer in this relationship! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2782 THIS is your idea of taking the plunge? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2783 I knew we needed one more with the net. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2784 My man. Why does Jane always have to rescue you? 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
2785 I told you we shouldn't rehearse our act in the swamp! 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
2786 There’s a stigma that goes with dating a swinger. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
2787 How did you suck me into THIS high-wire act? 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
2788 You just HAD to book us into the Mar-a-Lago Annex. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
2789 Ok, this time with your palms up! 1.1339 0.03908 112 100 9 3
2790 So before we do this, let’s talk about your follow-through…with chores at home. 1.1339 0.03233 112 97 15 0
2791 But you wouldn’t believe how much cheaper this is over a net. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
2792 If I loved you I might've risked a stretch to reach your hands... 1.1339 0.03233 127 111 15 1
2793 Looks like those trapeze classes weren’t a waste of money after all. 1.1338 0.03036 142 124 17 1
2794 I told you a safety net was better! 1.1338 0.03036 142 124 17 1
2795 Listen I know what it feels like to be drowning in work. You just need to set better boundaries! 1.1333 0.03333 120 105 14 1
2796 This approach isn't working. I'll be back in 20 minutes. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
2797 up, up, and AWAY! 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
2798 I don’t care what your excuse is! You’re off your mark! 1.1333 0.03116 120 104 16 0
2799 So honey, who has a fat rear end now...? 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
2800 Sorry, I’ve decided to swipe left instea 1.1333 0.03333 105 91 14 0
2801 I found great child care too. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
2802 Every time you miss me, my heart sinks a bit 1.1333 0.03333 105 91 14 0
2803 They all laughed when I sat down at the trapeze! 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
2804 I shouldn’t have put outdoorsy on my profile. 1.1333 0.03537 120 106 12 2
2805 Wanna play Pat-a-Cake? 1.1333 0.03537 120 106 12 2
2806 I'm just saying. Someone has to own the trapeze. 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
2807 Is this what you meant by lift with your knees? 1.1333 0.03730 120 107 10 3
2808 Instead of setting up this trapeze couldn’t you have just thrown me a rope? 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
2809 Why the long face? I thought you’d welcome a new way of me pulling you out of trouble! 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
2810 What did I say if I caught you again" "Never again, but Vera....... 1.1333 0.03116 120 104 16 0
2811 Wipe your hands first." 1.1333 0.03537 120 106 12 2
2812 Okay, but only if you stop TikToking. 1.1333 0.03537 120 106 12 2
2813 Honey, please, stop whining. Gimme the car keys. Hurry, you left our Porsche in handicapped parking! 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
2814 Sorry, I'm just passing through. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
2815 These Shen Yun auditions are getting a little difficult 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
2816 Remember when you thought my circus act was ridiculous? 1.1328 0.03395 128 113 13 2
2817 Knew all that time spent at Circus Circus would have an upside." 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
2818 Stuck the landing!” - Shane Henderson Long Island City, N 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
2819 Consider this a divorce. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
2820 I told you- my stunt double is on maternity leave. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
2821 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
2822 About the divorce. 1.1327 0.03444 113 99 13 1
2823 Can I help you with anything? 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
2824 I have a sinking feeling acrobatics won't work out. 1.1327 0.03206 113 98 15 0
2825 I’m sorry, but it was an alternative fact.” 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
2826 They said " one day all this training will be useful" 1.1327 0.04074 113 102 7 4
2827 Bill felt the routine was getting a bit stale but didn't want to say anything 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
2828 Take me with you, you handsome mouthless man! 1.1327 0.03876 113 101 9 3
2829 Thanks God we chose the resort with a safety swamp under the trapeze. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
2830 It’s too late, honey, but I look great trying. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
2831 Tell me again about how salty my chicken marsala was last night. I need to decide something." 1.1322 0.03701 121 108 10 3
2832 I'm so glad you decided to swing by! 1.1322 0.03701 121 108 10 3
2833 I bet you'll be glad when they finish putting up the Big Top" 1.1322 0.03510 121 107 12 2
2834 I’ll take you home with me, but I just cleaned, so you’ll have to wipe your feet before you come in. 1.1322 0.04056 121 110 6 5
2835 Just like Iraq and Afghanistan 1.1322 0.03308 121 106 14 1
2836 We should add this to our act 1.1322 0.03510 121 107 12 2
2837 Only if you propose. 1.1322 0.03510 121 107 12 2
2838 If only you had stopped biting your finger nails when your mother told you how bad it would be for you later on. 1.1322 0.03510 121 107 12 2
2839 I told you this was not a good place to practice our act 1.1322 0.03308 121 106 14 1
2840 You're gonna need a bigger trapeze. 1.1322 0.03308 121 106 14 1
2841 Quicksand!!! ... Quick - Hands!!! 1.1321 0.03304 106 92 14 0
2842 Next time you call me to practice, let me know if you're swamped! 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
2843 Uh-oh, I'm slipping. 1.1321 0.03304 106 92 14 0
2844 I don't care Jim. It's Tuesday and you know you are supposed to help me with Trapeze on Tuesdays. 1.1321 0.03304 106 92 14 0
2845 I just wish I could reach you" 1.1321 0.03304 106 92 14 0
2846 I'll be back after school drop off 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
2847 I swear, I am not playing hard to get! 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
2848 I didn't realize you were being literal when you said you were bogged down! 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
2849 We really have to stop meeting like this! 1.1318 0.03371 129 114 13 2
2850 Your stance is off balance 1.1316 0.03415 114 100 13 1
2851 I knew this hobby would come in handy one day! 1.1316 0.03415 114 100 13 1
2852 Okay.....once I lift you up I'll let you go. Need at least a 3 flip somersault descent and land! 1.1316 0.03636 114 101 11 2
2853 Oh, wait! You're not Ralph. 1.1316 0.03415 114 100 13 1
2854 My toes can't touch the bottom. 1.1316 0.03415 114 100 13 1
2855 As usual, your timing is off Jay 1.1316 0.03415 114 100 13 1
2856 This is why we use safety nets. 1.1316 0.03415 114 100 13 1
2857 Trust me! I also played Atari’s Pitfall 1.1316 0.03180 114 99 15 0
2858 I told you not to put so much hand cream on!!! 1.1316 0.03636 114 101 11 2
2859 The circus is trying to save money on nets. 1.1316 0.03415 114 100 13 1
2860 Did you sanitize your hands? 1.1316 0.03415 114 100 13 1
2861 Jim! Save me! 1.1316 0.03636 114 101 11 2
2862 Tell me again why Clown College was so much better than Acrobatics University. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
2863 Mother told me never to date a Human Cannon Ball. 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
2864 ‘Back in the day; Tarzan used a vine.’ 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
2865 Back in a sec...keep smiling. 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
2866 ..Your hands! not your neck! 1.1311 0.03282 122 107 14 1
2867 I think you'll be lighter in a moment! 1.1311 0.03282 122 107 14 1
2868 D'oh, butterfingers! Quick! Sandy! Try again! 1.1311 0.03282 122 107 14 1
2869 I just wanted to see how you'd stick! 1.1311 0.03282 122 107 14 1
2870 Okay! Don't call your attorney, you can have half the assets.... 1.1311 0.03282 122 107 14 1
2871 I learned this in that "Everything Bagel All At Once" movie or whatever it was called. 1.1311 0.03482 122 108 12 2
2872 Just one more for the Gram 1.1311 0.03672 122 109 10 3
2873 I learned this from Cirque du Soleil. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
2874 That's why they call it trap-ease! 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
2875 Don't miss! I rented the swing by the hour! 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
2876 Are you sure we are going to make the news, honey? This is Florida. 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
2877 She appears to care but it’s just an act. 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
2878 I've been having an affair with your brother, Bob. 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
2879 I can drop you off in the snake pit. 1.1308 0.03776 107 95 10 2
2880 Martha, I’ll never do wrong bayou again. 1.1308 0.03534 107 94 12 1
2881 But many men are turning to Pilates too. 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
2882 Hey? Remember that time you said my hands were dainty and feminine? 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
2883 I' bending over backwards for you yet again 1.1304 0.03154 115 100 15 0
2884 Foe the record, this still counts as foreplay. 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
2885 Drain the swamp, you said" -Nikk 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
2886 It's hard to get work since the circus no longer comes to town. 1.1304 0.03387 115 101 13 1
2887 Stat, grab my hands. It’s the only way to outwit this @*#($’ quicksand! 1.1304 0.03154 115 100 15 0
2888 This is not what I imagined when I signed us up for couple trapeze lessons 1.1304 0.03387 115 101 13 1
2889 ... which is why we installed the trapesze 1.1304 0.03811 115 103 9 3
2890 Give me your legs ! 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
2891 Get out of this one, Harry. 1.1304 0.03811 115 103 9 3
2892 You were right: This sucks! 1.1304 0.03811 115 103 9 3
2893 The resort was right, this is a fun excursion 1.1304 0.03387 115 101 13 1
2894 Are you happy with your "Adventure Vacation" now Steve? 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
2895 This may not have been the best time to go without a net. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
2896 Try to match my speed! 1.1304 0.03154 115 100 15 0
2897 Me Trapeze you James 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
2898 I said "Drumrolls, please!" 1.1301 0.03046 123 107 16 0
2899 If I save you, you have to promise to wash up. You know how I am about tracking mud in the house. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
2900 You're just not the swinging type! 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
2901 Wait dear, what was that you just said about your life insurance policy 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
2902 I hope you remember this the next time you use mental gymnastics to get out doing the dishes. 1.1298 0.03322 131 116 13 2
2903 My arms aren’t too short, your legs are too short. How did you get into this mess anyway? Any idiot can see it’s quicksand. And are you wearing your good shoes? Where’s your common sense? 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
2904 'Take that, you slimeball...' 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
2905 I won't be swinging by anymore, make it good! 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
2906 This never works but it’s lots of fun. 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
2907 Hang on… Have you ever seen cirque du soleil? 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
2908 You're always falling short! 1.1296 0.03504 108 95 12 1
2909 Just don’t look at the camera dear…this is definitely the one that’s going to go viral! 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
2910 Next week I’ll be jumping through hoops to save your ass. 1.1296 0.03247 108 94 14 0
2911 Oh look! An alligator has also noticed your inability to fly through the air with the greatest of ease. 1.1293 0.03576 116 103 11 2
2912 Have you been using the hand moisturiser I gave you Tony? 1.1293 0.03576 116 103 11 2
2913 You did say you wanted to see me feed a crocodile. 1.1293 0.03360 116 102 13 1
2914 Quicksand can be added to the other ninety five reasons I didn't want to join the circus. 1.1293 0.03780 116 104 9 3
2915 I need to see more commitment than this, George, or you’re going to be out of the act. 1.1293 0.03360 116 102 13 1
2916 Darling, if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. 1.1293 0.03576 116 103 11 2
2917 Hey, if I learned how to float like this, you can certainly learn how to float like that. Good luck! 1.1293 0.03576 116 103 11 2
2918 I'm your fairy trapeze artist. 1.1290 0.03232 124 109 14 1
2919 Romancing a swamp singer is the name of the my song. 1.1290 0.03232 124 109 14 1
2920 I hope you do better than the juggler. 1.1290 0.03232 124 109 14 1
2921 In quicksand and in health! 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
2922 Sand Trap Ease 1.1290 0.03615 124 111 10 3
2923 How Sally really met Harry. 1.1288 0.03118 132 116 15 1
2924 Sorry, but I really don't think this is gonna work, Bud. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
2925 I've got you this time, but you have to do the laundry in return. 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
2926 I can only boost you out if you're vaccinated against quicksand.. 1.1287 0.04142 101 91 7 3
2927 My last partner also worked without a net, but his big mistake was to ask for top billing. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
2928 The moment you realize you're too old to trapeze!! 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
2929 Grab on! I’be been taking lessons for my midlife crisis! 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
2930 I said let's swing - not swim! 1.1284 0.03219 109 95 14 0
2931 I swear reddit said this was the best place to stay" 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
2932 We don't know what we're doing. I love you. Good bye. 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
2933 Don’t worry, my great grandmother was Jane. 1.1284 0.03473 109 96 12 1
2934 I don’t think the trapeze isn’t attached to anything. 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
2935 Thirty or forty more swings and I'll have you! 1.1284 0.03932 109 98 8 3
2936 You’re paid that life insurance policy, right? 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
2937 I’ll swing back. Let me get your favorite cocktail that always lifts your spirits. 1.1284 0.03932 109 98 8 3
2938 oh no 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
2939 Lucky for you, Cirque Du Soleil budget cuts forced me to take a second job! 1.1284 0.03710 109 97 10 2
2940 And you thought this skill wouldn’t come in handy! 1.1282 0.03547 117 104 11 2
2941 We finally found a spot where your top love language of touch meets my top love language: acts of service. 1.1282 0.03749 117 105 9 3
2942 Don’t worry Jamie Dimon is coming. 1.1282 0.03547 117 104 11 2
2943 This is good practice for stranger things to come.?? 1.1282 0.03333 117 103 13 1
2944 The piranhas love our act, mistakes and all! 1.1282 0.03547 117 104 11 2
2945 let's pretend it's still a DRY rehearsal 1.1282 0.03749 117 105 9 3
2946 This is a poor metaphor for capitalism. It presents a closer relationship between the haves and have nots, when in reality, the man is already at the bottom of the quicksand pit, and the woman is far, far away, living lavishly on the moon. 1.1282 0.03749 117 105 9 3
2947 Is now the time to be casting a hex on me? Really? 1.1282 0.03749 117 105 9 3
2948 Quick, grab me before SVB sucks you down. 1.1282 0.03749 117 105 9 3
2949 AAH-EEH-AH-EEH-AAAAAAH! You get it! Me Jane. You so not Tarzan. 1.1282 0.03749 117 105 9 3
2950 you know, this is taking 'head over heels' to a whole new level... 1.1280 0.03208 125 110 14 1
2951 Quick! Grab on! 1.1280 0.03000 125 109 16 0
2952 Okay, SWIM! 1.1278 0.02906 133 116 17 0
2953 who’s going to do the dishes? 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2954 Honey I want to tell you a secret before you die. I was Tarzan's illegitimate child. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2955 Quicksand is my second most irrational fear, but I stayed calm. Besides, I'll never meet a trapeze arti- 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
2956 Welcome to Mallard airways. For us,flying is not just a job,it’s an adventure. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
2957 I bet you don't still want that divorce now, Tom, do you? 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
2958 This just sucks... 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
2959 But you promised Rose! You promised you would never let go! 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
2960 I told you to get AppleCare+. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
2961 You're lucky I found this trapeze in the middle of nowhere!" 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
2962 It's been ages since I played on a Jungle Gym. 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
2963 Not now, I just did my nails. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
2964 This niche property has a certain charm for those who have a particular disposable pain in the assets 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
2965 Now will you admit that I'm not too clingy? 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
2966 Well ity did say "Adventure Travel" 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
2967 You must learn to sink before I can teach you to fly. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
2968 Quick ! What is x3+y3+z3=k ? 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
2969 Quick, make the commitment! 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
2970 I still can believe you jumped there just because you're scared of 3D people trying to find us a Caption. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
2971 The sex therapist said it would work, stop sinking in 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
2972 Try to grab my hands now, don’t let it ‘sink in’! 1.1273 0.03678 110 98 10 2
2973 You make it look so easy, my dear 1.1271 0.03080 118 103 15 0
2974 Be thankful I’m a gymnast, but darn it, I’m not a swimmer. 1.1271 0.03519 118 105 11 2
2975 How do you feel about me joining the circus now? 1.1271 0.03306 118 104 13 1
2976 I’m giving you one more chance to take back what you said about my mother. 1.1271 0.03080 118 103 15 0
2977 I'll pull you but do you promise that you'll 'pull out' on time? 1.1271 0.03080 118 103 15 0
2978 Hurry, we don’t have much time! Let’s idealize each other to avoid our problems. 💕 1.1271 0.03306 118 104 13 1
2979 This is not what I expected when we signed up for trapeze lessons, Greg! 1.1271 0.03519 118 105 11 2
2980 So this time you will actually help out more around the home, right? 1.1270 0.03561 126 113 10 3
2981 I'm not sure this is such a good idea. 1.1270 0.03184 126 111 14 1
2982 No! I didn't tell you that this spot had thick sand. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2983 Hah! Made you reach- you small handed vulgarian! 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
2984 You’re always death defying. 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
2985 I'll get you out of that trap with ease! Forgive me, I'm a pun-girl. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
2986 Wow. This is your lucky day. I don't normally practice my act over quicksand. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
2987 It’s a good thing you’re not a clown, mister! Otherwise I woulda let you drown… 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
2988 Oh, New Radicals’ “You Get What You Give” is a perfect pop song? Into the quicksand you go! 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
2989 When are we getting married? 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
2990 What’s there about dorsal fins you don’t understand! 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
2991 Clark I told you to stop squirming so much when we are practicing the trapeze. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
2992 Who said: Timing in life is everything? 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
2993 What? No ring? 1.1261 0.03165 111 97 14 0
2994 You promised not to ever have an affair and you lied! So goodbye forever! 1.1261 0.04071 111 101 6 4
2995 Next time you be the catcher! 1.1261 0.03165 111 97 14 0
2996 Gee whiz we really got ourselves into a predicament this time! 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
2997 Okay Jane, next Easter we visit your parents. 1.1261 0.03646 111 99 10 2
2998 It’s the latest fad in landscaping for husbands with wandering eyes. 1.1261 0.04071 111 101 6 4
2999 King of Jungle, sick today. Me Jane, Queen of Trapeze. 1.1261 0.03864 111 100 8 3
3000 Yes, I’m using the force, but I haven’t completed my training yet! 1.1261 0.03165 111 97 14 0
3001 see this is a useful skill in life 1.1261 0.03414 111 98 12 1
3002 Better a 'Wall-enda' than a drowning. 1.1261 0.03280 119 105 13 1
3003 Careful...I just had my nails done. 1.1261 0.03689 119 107 9 3
3004 Can we stop for date-night pizza after this? 1.1261 0.03491 119 106 11 2
3005 Oh, Tarzan, now you know how Jane feels every day. 1.1261 0.03280 119 105 13 1
3006 Don’t be so afraid, commitment is easy! 1.1261 0.03280 119 105 13 1
3007 I can do anything you can do better. 1.1261 0.03491 119 106 11 2
3008 Don't worry, I have years of experience at the La Brea Tar Pits. 1.1261 0.03280 119 105 13 1
3009 Quick, Sam; it's quicksand! 1.1250 0.03254 120 106 13 1
3010 "Yes, honey, I know you're trapped and I'm on a trapeze. No, it's not ironic -- just a coincidence." 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
3011 Promise this is last time we take an 'adventure' campaign on a different continent... 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
3012 You do know that trapezes do not exist in nature don’t you? 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
3013 I told you my circus training would come in handy some day. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
3014 Couldn’t pass the bar here either huh? 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
3015 So close yet so far. 1.1250 0.03463 120 107 11 2
3016 The only way people will believe this, if it was a New Yorker's Cartoon! 1.1250 0.03831 112 101 8 3
3017 I use lotion every morning--what's the big deal? 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
3018 Remember how we practiced this in the swimming pool when you were 17? 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
3019 And I can keep the Hermes bag! 1.1250 0.03831 112 101 8 3
3020 it ain't gonna work dawg.You are in deep doodah 1.1250 0.03831 112 101 8 3
3021 Is it my fault you pushed too hard? 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
3022 Sorry, you should have given me a perfect 10 on my form. 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
3023 Next time we should try Ozempic 1.1250 0.03137 128 113 14 1
3024 There’s a safety net down there somewhere 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
3025 Your replacement has longer arms ! 1.1240 0.03303 129 115 12 2
3026 And you said the trapeze lessons were a waste of money. 1.1240 0.03482 129 116 10 3
3027 Sorry, but you put your self into this situation... 1.1240 0.03816 121 110 7 4
3028 Don’t worry, honey, when you take the VR glasses off, you’ll just be drowning in your sorrows. 1.1240 0.03229 121 107 13 1
3029 And you laughed when I started acrobatics. 1.1240 0.03436 121 108 11 2
3030 My reach is 84% of yours! Sorry. 1.1240 0.03229 121 107 13 1
3031 We keep meeting like this. 1.1239 0.03585 113 101 10 2
3032 'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N. I'll say it again. 1.1239 0.03113 113 99 14 0
3033 Swing and a miss. Strike three! 1.1239 0.03799 113 102 8 3
3034 And you said training with the circus was waste of time. 1.1239 0.03585 113 101 10 2
3035 And that was the day The Sinking Wallendas retooled their act. 1.1239 0.03113 113 99 14 0
3036 I’m dumping you for a man who can swim . 1.1239 0.03113 113 99 14 0
3037 You can’t do Trapeze without the Net! 1.1239 0.03585 113 101 10 2
3038 We’ve decided to give the primordial soup a second chance. I’ll be back in an era or two. 1.1239 0.03357 113 100 12 1
3039 Let's get you out of here as soon as you promise to love, respect and cherish me until parted by death. 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
3040 I said to trust me, this is faster than the G train 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
3041 Just to let you know, I had a greasy burger and fries for lunch. 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
3042 They say I can save you but only if you don't mansplain irony to me again. 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
3043 His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
3044 I just love swamp acrobatics, don't you? 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
3045 Wait — first, how many TikTok followers do you have? 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
3046 My experience at the Adam and Eve Motel is coming in handy. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
3047 hang in there and saying goodbye to your ex. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
3048 Was it really necessary to mimic The Greatest Showman? 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
3049 Quick, Sandy, hold on. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
3050 I KNEW this would happen, Ted, but I hated the training. 1.1232 0.02990 138 122 15 1
3051 Push me up, I’m about to fall off this thing! 1.1231 0.02893 130 114 16 0
3052 Sorry, honey. After the second rescue, I'm going back to the circus. 1.1230 0.03409 122 109 11 2
3053 Worst comes to worse, I'll hold my breath! 1.1230 0.03204 122 108 13 1
3054 If only I hadn't skipped physical education classes. 1.1230 0.03409 122 109 11 2
3055 Will you marry me now? 1.1228 0.03555 114 102 10 2
3056 They weren't kidding when they said we will be doing extreme team building on this course. 1.1228 0.03767 114 103 8 3
3057 I know you have little time before you go under, but I just got my nails done. 1.1228 0.03330 114 101 12 1
3058 I haven't stretched in weeks! 1.1228 0.03330 114 101 12 1
3059 Catch me. I can't swim. 1.1228 0.03330 114 101 12 1
3060 Soon you'll be doing this with your eyes closed! 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
3061 Push harder, there’s five course credits riding on this stunt 1.1226 0.03201 106 93 13 0
3062 And you thought my trapeze yoga classes were a waste of time! 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
3063 TraPLEASE help me! 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
3064 I don't think you're trying. If it's not important to you it's not important to me 1.1226 0.03201 106 93 13 0
3065 Hmmm? I'll get back to you. 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
3066 '"The Ringling Sisters' - any thoughts?" 1.1226 0.03720 106 95 9 2
3067 I said turn right at the swamp! 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
3068 Psych! . . . I want to hang out by myself! 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
3069 Yeah, well...Patrick Swayze wasn't trying to do it in quicksand. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3070 This is like trying to renew a New Yorker subscription. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3071 And, for our next trick... 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3072 Grab on! It's no time to get Ronnie sanctimonious. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3073 They don’t call it a death defying act for nothing! 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3074 Put your hand in the hand of the man who fell in the water. 1.1223 0.03303 139 125 11 3
3075 I am really getting to enjoy this adventure vacation you picked! 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3076 . . .and this little piggy stayed home. . . 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3077 And will you forsake all others and... Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.1221 0.03255 131 117 12 2
3078 Me Jane rescue you 1.1220 0.03180 123 109 13 1
3079 A few more green leaves and a few less coconuts should do the trick. You’ll be back on the vines in no time!! 1.1220 0.03574 123 111 9 3
3080 'I'm not sure I get this swinging thing.' 1.1220 0.03180 123 109 13 1
3081 I got my certification through an alternative program. 1.1217 0.03736 115 104 8 3
3082 So who's that other aerialist I saw you with yesterday? 1.1217 0.03302 115 102 12 1
3083 I LOVE to be uplifting! 1.1217 0.03302 115 102 12 1
3084 Are you ready to catch me?! 1.1217 0.03302 115 102 12 1
3085 Will you now put a ring on it? 1.1217 0.03302 115 102 12 1
3086 Sorry, thought you yelled "Quick. a hand! 1.1217 0.03062 115 101 14 0
3087 Come on, don't just stay there and stare at me. 1.1217 0.03526 115 103 10 2
3088 My God, I never realized how filthy your nails are!" 1.1217 0.03526 115 103 10 2
3089 I'm bipoolar. 1.1217 0.03062 115 101 14 0
3090 This is more like a four-ring circus. 1.1217 0.03302 115 102 12 1
3091 I knew that traveling trapeze kit would come in handy 1.1217 0.03062 115 101 14 0
3092 If you don’t grab my hands I will throw you through the fire ring. 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
3093 After some confusion registering for a couples relationship strengthening AcroYoga class,Jim and Diane found the experience was a real swing-and-a-miss. 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
3094 as I told you … AFTER my dental appointment … I’ll swing by and pick you up 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
3095 Quick, sand is not easy to get out of your clothes. 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
3096 Harold, the physics here are all wrong! 1.1215 0.03919 107 97 7 3
3097 ten more minutes..my nails aren't dry yet 1.1215 0.03919 107 97 7 3
3098 Looks like we we will be eliminated from The Amazing Race. 1.1215 0.03173 107 94 13 0
3099 Just wait one more second. I'll lower the swing. 1.1215 0.03173 107 94 13 0
3100 Quick! Tell me your WiFi password 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
3101 Don't sing that song! 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
3102 You know, this wan't in our prenup. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3103 We don’t need a net you said… we’ll just use this sand you said.. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3104 Remember technique! 1.1210 0.03155 124 110 13 1
3105 No! I've told you a thousand times - proper circus technique is palms out, fingers straight. Let's try again... 1.1210 0.02940 124 109 15 0
3106 The Architect's last wish was to use CRIPTR and cross him with a Great White shark,fit for Sydney beach lovers. So here we are! 1.1210 0.03155 124 110 13 1
3107 Sorry, I forgot if I was saving you or if you were saving me? 1.1210 0.03547 124 112 9 3
3108 I KNEW all that training would eventually come in handy ! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3109 Honey, I've resolved the obstacle to our building on this lot--how to get home. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3110 I should’ve used Kayak! 1.1207 0.03275 116 103 12 1
3111 Please kill us both. 1.1207 0.03275 116 103 12 1
3112 Thanks again, for some reason I had this sinking feeling you weren't going to be able to swing by. 1.1207 0.03275 116 103 12 1
3113 Wet clothes and ' You're a good catch' have nothing in common. 1.1207 0.03497 116 104 10 2
3114 The next time we do this I guarantee it will be over gym mats not over quicksand 1.1207 0.03038 116 102 14 0
3115 Tarzank 1.1204 0.03884 108 98 7 3
3116 Do you promise to remain faithful? 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3117 Oh hello again, Mr."I don't need no net!" 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
3118 'We keep this up, we're gonna miss the circus.' 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
3119 I used to work in a circus before I joined this helicopter water rescue service. 1.1204 0.03146 108 95 13 0
3120 It's really not that deep. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3121 I told you the clown car was a bad idea! 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
3122 I hope you used hand sanitizer! 1.1203 0.03382 133 120 10 3
3123 Alleeey - - Oops! 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
3124 I hope this isn’t a mangrove swamp. I only do swift water rescues 1.1200 0.03132 125 111 13 1
3125 Just thought I would swing by to say farewell" 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
3126 I told you that gap year I took when I interned at the circus would come in handy someday. 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
3127 And if YOU had practiced the routine like I asked, we wouldn’t be stuck in this mess. 1.1200 0.03132 125 111 13 1
3128 I almost think that I might be able to do it. 1.1197 0.03013 117 103 14 0
3129 I thought you said your last name was Walenda! 1.1197 0.03249 117 104 12 1
3130 But how do we pull this off on Broadway!? 1.1197 0.03249 117 104 12 1
3131 This show has really sunk to new lows" 1.1197 0.03249 117 104 12 1
3132 When you asked: How deep is your love... 1.1197 0.03870 117 107 6 4
3133 'Let him go and if he doesn't come back it simply means it wasn't meant to be' 1.1197 0.03468 117 105 10 2
3134 Catch me if you can 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
3135 This doesn't seem practical 1.1194 0.03005 134 119 14 1
3136 You have the night terrors of a child. 1.1194 0.03005 134 119 14 1
3137 You were suppose to be practicing for the circus, not Tarzan! 1.1194 0.03186 134 120 12 2
3138 We need to raise the bar. 1.1193 0.03623 109 98 9 2
3139 No Way! 1.1193 0.03850 109 99 7 3
3140 You sure picked a fine place to rehearse! 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3141 Well aren’t YOU lucky that I happened to be passing by. 1.1193 0.03119 109 96 13 0
3142 Um, I know you hate my greasy hand lotion but… 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3143 What do my friends mean, ‘I try too hard’?? 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3144 Promise never to beat me at Pickleball again? 1.1190 0.02897 126 111 15 0
3145 Quicksand, meet Jane. 1.1190 0.03108 126 112 13 1
3146 It's over Frank, I just can't hang around with 'pond life' anymore..... 1.1190 0.03493 126 114 9 3
3147 Narcissus saved from himself by his overzealous optimist ex-wife. 1.1190 0.03108 126 112 13 1
3148 How many times have I warned you about working without a net over the ‘gator pond? 1.1189 0.02892 143 127 15 1
3149 You're too old," you said. "It's a dumb idea," you said. I bet you don't mind paying for my acrobat classes now, do you 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
3150 See ya! 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
3151 You need to do something about that dandruff. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
3152 Miss Marry Mack, Mack, Mack. All dressed in black, black, black 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
3153 This entire marriage has been like a 1970 cartoon. You're not that funny and there's quicksand everywhere! 1.1186 0.03223 118 105 12 1
3154 You're always trying to sink my dismount! 1.1186 0.03223 118 105 12 1
3155 I told you that it wasn't a safety net! 1.1186 0.03223 118 105 12 1
3156 I can't save you from taxes as well! 1.1186 0.03440 118 106 10 2
3157 I told you to use the net. 1.1185 0.03163 135 121 12 2
3158 Tell me you love my eyes" 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
3159 i left the oven on. 1.1182 0.03092 110 97 13 0
3160 Tell me my butt’s not flat… 1.1182 0.03092 110 97 13 0
3161 Seems like I'm always pulling you out of some quagmire. 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
3162 When I said I wanted to try swinging with the Sandman's, this isn't what I meant! 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
3163 Ew. No! Not with those slimy hands! 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
3164 Hi, I'm half of an AGT act looking for the same. Would you like to team up with me and go for the Gold? If so, get on your toes. 1.1182 0.03092 110 97 13 0
3165 Carnies ain’t so bad now? Huh, mofo? 1.1182 0.03351 110 98 11 1
3166 …after you admit your an old stick-in-the-mud. 1.1182 0.03591 110 99 9 2
3167 Oops! 1.1176 0.03807 119 109 6 4
3168 This is not what I had in mind when you said a swingers club. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
3169 We’re professionals!” you said. “We don’t need a stinking net!” you said. Who’s go mud on their face now, Mr. Slippery Hands 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
3170 Before we continue, are you registered to vote? 1.1176 0.02773 136 120 16 0
3171 I want to hold your hand!?? 1.1176 0.03197 119 106 12 1
3172 The real tragedy here is that your final audience is a bunch of monkeys. 1.1176 0.03206 102 90 12 0
3173 Do NOT catch me. 1.1176 0.02966 119 105 14 0
3174 Only if you promise to stop the “tree ring circus” jokes. 1.1176 0.03206 102 90 12 0
3175 Do you swear to stop man-splaining ? 1.1176 0.03206 102 90 12 0
3176 I’m afraid this rescue may not be made with the greatest of ease. 1.1176 0.03413 119 107 10 2
3177 We can make the finals of America's Got Talent this time Honey. 1.1176 0.03197 119 106 12 1
3178 Trap-ease at your service... 1.1176 0.03615 119 108 8 3
3179 How lucky are we that the trapeze salesman was in the neighborhood?" 1.1176 0.03197 119 106 12 1
3180 Honey, what did I tell you about the bootstraps? 1.1176 0.03763 102 92 8 2
3181 Normally we do this without the safety of quicksand. 1.1176 0.03413 119 107 10 2
3182 I cant let you go yet. There's still lot of suffering to experience in life. There are bills, taxes, dishes, and other unnecessary adulting stuff. Here, grab my hands and get out of your comfort zone! 1.1176 0.03413 119 107 10 2
3183 Hon, this is exactly where I wanted to drop you. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
3184 I told you abandoning that diet plan could shortened your life expectancy. 1.1172 0.03062 128 114 13 1
3185 You're harder to catch than chlamydia! 1.1172 0.03257 128 115 11 2
3186 Can't you think of another option? 1.1171 0.03066 111 98 13 0
3187 Sorry if my hands are slippery, but they are wonderfully soft. 1.1171 0.03560 111 100 9 2
3188 I Told you to wear the boots with straps! 1.1171 0.03560 111 100 9 2
3189 I guess this *is* the last time I involve you in one of my zany fitness schemes. 1.1171 0.03322 111 99 11 1
3190 Harry,I thought you were going to Shark Tank, the television program. It's a good thing I'm an ex trapeze artist. 1.1171 0.03560 111 100 9 2
3191 You can't save me if your toes aren't pointed! 1.1171 0.03560 111 100 9 2
3192 No—head down, feet up. 1.1171 0.03560 111 100 9 2
3193 You slipped. Keep moving so I can reach you. 1.1171 0.03322 111 99 11 1
3194 Your the one that didn’t want to bring the trapeze equipment. 1.1171 0.03066 111 98 13 0
3195 Face it, Darin, you're neither young nor flying these days. 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
3196 Try stepping on the lion's head to get more height. 1.1167 0.03172 120 107 12 1
3197 Patty cake, patty cake... 1.1167 0.03385 120 108 10 2
3198 That time “Quick Sandy” was almost a hero. 1.1167 0.03385 120 108 10 2
3199 I'm starting to think the housing market is sinking here! 1.1167 0.02943 120 106 14 0
3200 Trapeze ain’t easy fo sheezy 1.1167 0.02943 120 106 14 0
3201 Harry Quigley's budget travel insurance policy made it abundantly clear upfront: "We provide reasonable rates to you because of our minimum overhead costs." 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
3202 I just need to see your quicksand insurance policy. 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
3203 Promise me you'll never date that clown again. 1.1165 0.03728 103 93 8 2
3204 The circus mislead me to what real life is! 1.1165 0.03463 103 92 10 1
3205 Just hold on tight! I almost have you!!" 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
3206 Get this right and we can audition for the circus! 1.1165 0.03975 103 94 6 3
3207 First a question. Are you ticklish? 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
3208 Yes I will! 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
3209 Quick, Sandy, I'm being "eaten" by the quicksand. 1.1161 0.03294 112 100 11 1
3210 Did you feed the cat? 1.1161 0.03751 112 102 7 3
3211 Where did you hide the brandy? 1.1161 0.03040 112 99 13 0
3212 Nevermind how I turned my legs around--just grab! 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
3213 So my dear, if you're so sure you can't sink in quicksand why exactly do you want my help? 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
3214 What do you mean 'the mental load is too heavy'? 1.1158 0.04197 95 87 5 3
3215 I'm no Jane and you're definitely no Tarzan!" 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
3216 Remember to smile when you stick the landing. 1.1157 0.03147 121 108 12 1
3217 Grab my hands! You appear to be drowning in quicksand! 1.1157 0.03359 121 109 10 2
3218 Pull me down! 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
3219 This is why you always bring your trapeze swing. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
3220 You’re not as nimble as I remember. 1.1154 0.03148 104 92 12 0
3221 grab me.. Its so windy out there.. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
3222 One one of our traps has ease involved. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
3223 Tell me again how Trapeze for Dummies was a waste of time? 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
3224 This is a heck of a way to make a living. Maybe we should just retire from the entertainment business. 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
3225 So Tarzan, what happened to the lord of the swings? 1.1150 0.03267 113 101 11 1
3226 You. got another thing coming if you think I'm falling for you! 1.1150 0.03500 113 102 9 2
3227 Not your hands . . . your feet! 1.1150 0.03719 113 103 7 3
3228 Sinking quickly Sid thought, "Working without Annette was, perhaps, a bad idea." 1.1150 0.03267 113 101 11 1
3229 I wanted to use a net, but you just had to insist quick sand instead. 1.1150 0.03015 113 100 13 0
3230 This is still better than being in over our heads in debt. 1.1150 0.03267 113 101 11 1
3231 Calm down Lee, I know it’s been a while since my acrobat times but my warming up will be done before you can notice it 1.1150 0.03267 113 101 11 1
3232 Who needs whom in this relationship? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3233 You’ve never looked less attractive to me than in this moment. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3234 What the Hades,” said Persephone 1.1148 0.03123 122 109 12 1
3235 Darling! Once again, you didn't speak clearly! I thought you said "quickie" not "Quick Sand!" 1.1148 0.03332 122 110 10 2
3236 Remind me again how we’re saving the planet by trapeze-pooling. 1.1148 0.03123 122 109 12 1
3237 Fishing is a balancing act 1.1148 0.03123 122 109 12 1
3238 Behind every Pitfall Harry is a Pitfall Harriet! 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
3239 No More Mansplaining! 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
3240 Hurry grab my hands! Don’t worry about Crash he’s already dead from asphyxiation by now! 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
3241 Don't act so surprised, you cheating bastard. I said I'd be here for you through thick or thin. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
3242 You aren't that much lighter in the water. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
3243 Your years spent in the Circus have come in handy Karen. 1.1145 0.02996 131 117 13 1
3244 I can save him 1.1145 0.03186 131 118 11 2
3245 Not so happy we skimped on the net now, are we? 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
3246 Don’t you just love Groupon? 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
3247 IT WORKED SO WELL IN PRACTICE 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
3248 I'm dropping you here and movin' on up. 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
3249 I never told you, but I sort of wished we never got married in the first place. -Alison K. Burns, MA 1.1143 0.03120 105 93 12 0
3250 Gee....I'm really sorry. My hands are greasy from the french fries I had for lunch. 1.1143 0.03120 105 93 12 0
3251 Ali-oops! A man has fallen into the river in Lego city! 1.1143 0.03120 105 93 12 0
3252 This rescue operation is a circus act 1.1143 0.03120 105 93 12 0
3253 Are you sure there isn't a net under there? 1.1140 0.02990 114 101 13 0
3254 The realtor promised the Palm Islands wouldn't sink! 1.1140 0.02990 114 101 13 0
3255 The crowd's still bored. Better not shake off that alligator just yet. 1.1140 0.02990 114 101 13 0
3256 Sorry, I thought you had my phone. 1.1140 0.03471 114 103 9 2
3257 Tipical, you don't even consider how this makes me feel as a man! 1.1140 0.03239 114 102 11 1
3258 Whoops! We need a sinking trapeze. 1.1138 0.02875 123 109 14 0
3259 You shouldn’t accept rides from strangers. 1.1138 0.03098 123 110 12 1
3260 Take a dive, Jimmy! 1.1138 0.03307 123 111 10 2
3261 Hurry! I left my partner hanging! 1.1138 0.02875 123 109 14 0
3262 So what are your latest thoughts on the kitchen remodel? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
3263 Don't worry this is the UN-trap-eze. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
3264 All my clowning around might just save your life. 1.1136 0.04406 88 81 4 3
3265 I told you a safety net would be better. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
3266 Just kidding. 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
3267 Come on, Dave – we're late for Cincinnati! 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3268 I know we work at the "Circus" but everything have to be part of the act? 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3269 I thought you said you had Quick Hands 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3270 Give us a kiss 1.1132 0.03370 106 95 10 1
3271 I think this is a good reminder why we have nets in the first place 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3272 Make sure you grab some milk and I’ll come pick you up. 1.1132 0.03627 106 96 8 2
3273 Good, and now Angela let’s see a little shimmy as you reach and Alan on 3, and waggle your fingers - close - close - and once more - looking for fingers expressing both a glimmer of hope and almost total resignation to the hopelessness of it all here people… 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3274 That’s so you Fred, it’s all about you, but I’m the one afraid of heights! 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3275 Alternate ending to Bridge to Terabithia 1.1132 0.03092 106 94 12 0
3276 What’s wrong with you eyes? 1.1130 0.02966 115 102 13 0
3277 All those pilates.....has finally paid off. 1.1130 0.03213 115 103 11 1
3278 I just can’t handle this clingy relationship, anymore, Darren! 1.1130 0.03213 115 103 11 1
3279 June’s contortionist training finally paid off. 1.1130 0.03213 115 103 11 1
3280 No one bats 100%. 1.1130 0.02966 115 102 13 0
3281 But honey, I thought you were into SWINGING!". "Yes love, isn't this the greatest show? 1.1130 0.03213 115 103 11 1
3282 Just like that Geico commercial....I've got Alligator Arms!! LOL!! 1.1129 0.03281 124 112 10 2
3283 Norm from Accounting, Corporate Retreat New Guy 1.1129 0.02854 124 110 14 0
3284 You asshole! 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
3285 You were going to surprise me? And it's in your back pocket? 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
3286 And you thought we wouldn’t be needing the trapeze this time. 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
3287 See! We don’t need nets. And if we use the vines for swinging, we can save more money. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
3288 Help me, Melania!" "Ohhh, sorry! Your arms are too short. 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
3289 I really think we need to get a net 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
3290 Have you ever considered taking this act on the road? 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
3291 Seeing that I'm in the air—it's all fun and games. 1.1121 0.03065 107 95 12 0
3292 Quick,Do you swing left or right? 1.1121 0.03594 107 97 8 2
3293 Oh sure! You can get it up now that I'm a circus whore! 1.1121 0.03340 107 96 10 1
3294 I promise I won’t tease you about the lumps in your chocolate pudding if you grap my lumpy little hands. 1.1121 0.03186 116 104 11 1
3295 This time don't clench your toes 1.1121 0.03186 116 104 11 1
3296 Spirit fingers, inspiring athletes and saving husbands who take the road less travelled! 1.1121 0.03413 116 105 9 2
3297 I’ll swing by and drop in later! 1.1121 0.02942 116 103 13 0
3298 You’re lucky I didn’t make you go head first! 1.1120 0.03448 125 114 8 3
3299 Henry, after this is over, you should reimburse me for the trapeze rental. 1.1111 0.03385 117 106 9 2
3300 I told you when we got married there’d be some hectic days like this. 1.1111 0.03038 108 96 12 0
3301 Where can I find your insurance papers? 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
3302 sweetheart, i don’t care at all that you make less money than me, that’s just not important to me. why, is it important to you? sweetheart? 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
3303 Sorry, but this time it's your life flashing before your eyes before you die. 1.1111 0.03038 108 96 12 0
3304 Don’t worry - I think the alligators are vegans here. 1.1111 0.03311 108 97 10 1
3305 I am really sorry I ever married you. 1.1111 0.03311 108 97 10 1
3306 I told you we' ll never become the Flying Wallendas! 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
3307 I told you the classes would pay off 1.1111 0.03175 99 88 11 0
3308 Quick! Pull me in...I'm afraid of hights! 1.1111 0.04311 90 83 4 3
3309 You wanted to join Cirque de Swampee, not me! 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
3310 Flip your legs up over the bar, Tarzan! 1.1111 0.02918 117 104 13 0
3311 Better than a net, you said? 1.1111 0.03038 108 96 12 0
3312 The net's under you, right? 1.1111 0.03563 108 98 8 2
3313 Come to my rescue! There is my drowning marriage! 1.1111 0.03597 117 107 7 3
3314 Convenient this trapeze being here; also, not convenient. 1.1111 0.03160 117 105 11 1
3315 The car's autopilot still needs a little work. 1.1111 0.03038 108 96 12 0
3316 Ok so the deal is that I get the remote every night after 8 o'clock, right? 1.1102 0.03006 127 114 12 1
3317 Hey , I am a swinger , do you feel like joining ? 1.1102 0.03006 127 114 12 1
3318 Your Trump donation bounced 1.1102 0.03135 118 106 11 1
3319 'The drowning young man on the flying trapeze' 1.1102 0.02895 118 105 13 0
3320 I have real concerns about this year’s Cirque du Quicksand theme. 1.1102 0.03135 118 106 11 1
3321 Is the ceiling high enough? 1.1102 0.02895 118 105 13 0
3322 Ta ta, hold your breath. 1.1101 0.03531 109 99 8 2
3323 I wish we had opposing thumbs to grasp one another. 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
3324 Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into. 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
3325 Your online misogynistic persona is keeping me from extending my best helping hand. 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
3326 I've been going over it again and again, how we're in such different places now, and I can see this isn't going to work. 1.1101 0.03531 109 99 8 2
3327 First, tell me these lessons were a good investment. 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
3328 Are your hands good and dry? 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
3329 YOU FORGOT YOUR TRAPEZE 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
3330 I will never understand your kinks, but I’m swinging with it. 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
3331 Death defying moment on the flying trapeze 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
3332 This time work on leaping into my arms. 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
3333 If I could I’d let you sink! This banking circus you’ve created has me walking a tightrope at the Treasury Department. 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
3334 My bad! 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
3335 Usually I use a net 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
3336 I thought we were going to couples therapy 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
3337 You haven't put on weight, have you? 1.1094 0.02983 128 115 12 1
3338 You really thought I wouldn't remember?! 1 1.1094 0.02770 128 114 14 0
3339 If we can get you out of this quicksand, we should be in the clear. I don't think they're allowed to draw the cannibals with the big cauldrons anymore. 1.1094 0.02983 128 115 12 1
3340 Why yes, I am so flexible femme fatale 1.1092 0.02872 119 106 13 0
3341 Don’t worry! I won’t follow you down! Good luck! 1.1092 0.03110 119 107 11 1
3342 Lemme guess, you didn't read the fine print under 'without a net,' right? 1.1092 0.03331 119 108 9 2
3343 Wait! Let me bend over backwards to save you. 1.1092 0.02872 119 106 13 0
3344 That's not air! 1.1091 0.03253 110 99 10 1
3345 & you were so sure my circus skills would never have any practical value 1.1091 0.03253 110 99 10 1
3346 I learned it from my last boyfriend, some guy named Tarzan. 1.1091 0.03500 110 100 8 2
3347 I call this move, the Reverse Gazelle! 1.1091 0.02986 110 98 12 0
3348 Yes, Herbert, I know that you hate circus acts... 1.1091 0.03500 110 100 8 2
3349 I shouldn’t have just eaten all that hot buttered toast. 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
3350 I said, "Send in the clowns," didn't I? 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
3351 Don't worry, sweetie, I'm stronger than I look. 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
3352 Are you sure your hands are clean? 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
3353 Settle down, it’s probably just a log. Should we do the 007 or Downton Abbey experience next? 1.1089 0.03115 101 90 11 0
3354 Help Kevin!” McCarthy: I’ve got you Melania, jump in! 1.1085 0.02961 129 116 12 1
3355 Don't worry, I grew up in the '70s, I'm aways prepared for quicksand! 1.1083 0.03085 120 108 11 1
3356 Are you sure you'll catch me? 1.1081 0.02961 111 99 12 0
3357 Say uncle! 1.1081 0.03225 111 100 10 1
3358 Is your lackluster fight or flight vibe a reflection of your humility or hubris? 1.1081 0.03225 111 100 10 1
3359 Safety is a mirage. 1.1081 0.03225 111 100 10 1
3360 If this doesn't work, I'll try my unicycle rescue next! 1.1081 0.03225 111 100 10 1
3361 Ok, Mr. " We don't need to practice with a net ", let's see if you can stop being Mr. " Stuck in the mud ". 1.1078 0.03086 102 91 11 0
3362 Are you sure that you still want to be a university professor? 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
3363 Before I . . . are you ready for commitment? 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
3364 It's sink or limb. 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
3365 To be or not to be,that is the question. 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
3366 No, Noah. This was the deal when you married a Flying Wallenda. 1.1078 0.03662 102 93 7 2
3367 Yes, you're stubborn, but the low-wire routine is just dumb. 1.1078 0.03086 102 91 11 0
3368 But first let's savor the nostalgia of stumbling upon one of our greatest childhood fears. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
3369 Kirk, you gotta stay on the trap, to stay outta the trap. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
3370 Help, I’m trapped- please. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
3371 I told you - not without a net! 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
3372 My hands are way too small to save you 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
3373 Acrobats practice “Catch and Release”, on Trout Pond. 1.1074 0.02827 121 108 13 0
3374 Luckily...I found this trapeze hanging here! 1.1074 0.03482 121 111 7 3
3375 No, Jane, Tarzan is on vacation!" 1.1071 0.03198 112 101 10 1
3376 Don’t worry. Your life insurance policy is on auto-deduct! 1.1071 0.03198 112 101 10 1
3377 Thanks for the drinks and indulging in my quicksand trapeze fantasy. I’ll leave the key to your suite with the casino cashier. Nice fleecing you. 1.1071 0.03198 112 101 10 1
3378 You promise me you are a real swinger 1.1071 0.03198 112 101 10 1
3379 I just watched Splendor in the Grass....again. 1.1071 0.03198 112 101 10 1
3380 Grasp this: I'm only going to tease you if you won't clear the drain. 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
3381 Next time let’s use the net. 1.1068 0.03628 103 94 7 2
3382 Muddy fingers are slippery 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
3383 The FDIC sent me. I'm your safety net. 1.1068 0.03058 103 92 11 0
3384 Always expanding the envelope aren’t you Harry? 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
3385 It was your idea to perform without a fishnet 1.1066 0.02805 122 109 13 0
3386 Does this place have wi-fi? 1.1066 0.03037 122 110 11 1
3387 Did you get milk? 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
3388 Hang on. I won't let you sink. 1.1062 0.02911 113 101 12 0
3389 No honey, it's slow sand 1.1062 0.03171 113 102 10 1
3390 Whose idea was it to send the kids to that Boobytrap Academy again?’ 1.1062 0.02911 113 101 12 0
3391 Let’s get a treehouse, you said ! What could go wrong, you said ! 1.1062 0.03171 113 102 10 1
3392 If it's any consolation, you were right when you often boaster that men have longer arms than women. 1.1061 0.03090 132 120 10 2
3393 You need more practice; you’re still wet behind the ears. 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
3394 Told you trapeze classes were useful 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
3395 Just throw me a stick 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
3396 Hey, grab on — you’re in a huge pile of dung! 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
3397 When I said I was a real swinger, I meant it literally. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
3398 No puns please. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
3399 Trump might run so Joe may need your vote Honeybun. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
3400 You finally get your chance to swing. 1.1053 0.03144 114 103 10 1
3401 This working without a net has to stop! 1.1053 0.03248 133 122 8 3
3402 And now, for our next trick - drowning! 1.1053 0.02887 114 102 12 0
3403 You agreed to always wash the dishes, right? 1.1053 0.03144 114 103 10 1
3404 But you hated our last couple’s therapist! 1.1053 0.02887 114 102 12 0
3405 I fly through the air with the greatest unease... 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
3406 I don't always rescue men from swamps, but when I do, I do it on a trapeze. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
3407 " mmm, kinda need a new manicure... 1.1048 0.02990 124 112 11 1
3408 Jump toward me. 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
3409 Your manicurist would have a field day 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
3410 I knew playing Pitfall so much back in the 1980’s would come in handy one day 1.1048 0.03003 105 94 11 0
3411 I said upside down, not THE upside down 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
3412 It's a good thing I just happened to be swinging by and heard your piteous whistling of "Saint James Infirmary" 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
3413 It looked easy at the P!nk concert. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
3414 Ted, honey, I don’t know if this is the right time to tell you that the main reason I agreed to the whole “Extreme Couples Counseling” schtick was the promise of actual flesh-eating piranhas… 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
3415 Hey, do you remember Harry from my office Christmas party? That guy who just killed at karaoke? Turns out we’ve been seeing each other quite a lot lately, and when we get back from vacation I’m going to be moving out of our place and in with him. 1.1043 0.03354 115 105 8 2
3416 I told you to stay in the trees,Tarzan! 1.1043 0.03354 115 105 8 2
3417 Not that your life depends on it, but did you say winch or wench? 1.1043 0.02863 115 103 12 0
3418 K 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
3419 Give me your hand. Quick. Hand. Sorry, my bad, quickly hand. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
3420 Don't worry.This is just practice. 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
3421 Tantalus in Tartarus, had he been a womanizer... 1.1040 0.03177 125 114 9 2
3422 I'm not here to save you, but to watch you slowly sink to your death. 1.1038 0.02976 106 95 11 0
3423 The Calamari Guy From Star Wars: “It’s a trap!” 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
3424 You just didn't get into the swing of things in our training program, so that's why I have to ...let you go. 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
3425 Hands up if you will be joining me. 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
3426 My hands aren't clean 1.1038 0.03529 106 97 7 2
3427 No. But I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night. 1.1038 0.03264 106 96 9 1
3428 Thanks for helping with my workout. 1.1034 0.03093 116 105 10 1
3429 And for my last act, I’ll rescue you from certain death with mere seconds to spare. Please clap! 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
3430 Your “Safety Quick Sand” Was a bad idea ! 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
3431 Quick, grab my hands...not! 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
3432 Corporate memos: Let’s break down silos and do more with less! Swing by another department to help someone get unstuck. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
3433 I thought I’d just swing by. 1.1028 0.02950 107 96 11 0
3434 CANNONBALL! Here I come! 1.1028 0.02950 107 96 11 0
3435 I didn’t know the rope was going to break. 1.1028 0.03235 107 97 9 1
3436 Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, bakersmlfblb 1.1028 0.03235 107 97 9 1
3437 I thought you meant the network was down! 1.1028 0.03235 107 97 9 1
3438 Promise you'll take out the garbage like you said you would. 1.1028 0.03497 107 98 7 2
3439 C’mon. Don’t worry, I’ll catch you. 1.1026 0.03067 117 106 10 1
3440 Quick! Grab hold of my ….. ye-uck!!! 1.1024 0.03129 127 116 9 2
3441 And you laughed when I told you we should visit the Swamp Circus.. 1.1024 0.03323 127 117 7 3
3442 The daring young girl on the flying trapeze comes to your rescue. Well, I was young once and so were you. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
3443 i get high with a little help from my wife 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
3444 Hope you lost that weight we were discussing. 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
3445 It's a move I learned from the great "Quicksandini" 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
3446 Oh, so now you want help from your "Circus Geek" girlfriend! 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
3447 Ok 'Mr. We don't need a net...' what's your next brilliant idea? 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
3448 Marcel, you have to let go and just go with the flow. 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
3449 Hey, don't tell me husband we're doing this. Last time he caught me I had to slay his ex-wife, and NOT in the cool way. 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
3450 Honey, come a little lower, then we'll swap. 1.1020 0.03695 98 90 6 2
3451 I know I told my therapist I’d stop doing all the heavy lifting, but he did just lose some weight with that diet I helped him get on! 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
3452 Cirque du Soleil SWAMP 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
3453 It is my circus, and you are my sweet monkey. 1.1019 0.02924 108 97 11 0
3454 Some crackers with that? 1.1019 0.03466 108 99 7 2
3455 Your alligator arms are going to be the death of you. 1.1019 0.03206 108 98 9 1
3456 Sorry, too far. 1.1019 0.02924 108 97 11 0
3457 We have to work on your fear of heights. 1.1019 0.02924 108 97 11 0
3458 I didn’t know you were a sad clown, Artax. 1.1019 0.03206 108 98 9 1
3459 Catch you on the flippity flop! 1.1019 0.02924 108 97 11 0
3460 At first I really welcomed all this rain but now I’m not so sure. 1.1019 0.02924 108 97 11 0
3461 I bet you no longer think that paying for that pole dancing Udemy course was a silly idea, do you? 1.1017 0.02794 118 106 12 0
3462 You always said the trapeze lessons were a waste of time. What do you say about that now, and GRAB! 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
3463 I have to first finish my double summer salt! 1.1010 0.03659 99 91 6 2
3464 Save me from myself! 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
3465 See Clark, I always said those Flying Trapeze lessons would pay off someday. 1.1010 0.03659 99 91 6 2
3466 ...and you said why would you ever need a trapeze 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
3467 Dammit, Tarzan—and I don’t want to hear you say ‘Tarzan not know quicksand there.’ for the third time this week. 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
3468 It's a trapeze, not a trap. 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
3469 Lift me up before you go go 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
3470 I keep telling you sand and nets are not the same! 1.1010 0.03659 99 91 6 2
3471 I'm here for you Tarzan! 1.1009 0.03435 109 100 7 2
3472 Well, I was successfully navigating the ‘atmospheric river’ until the ‘bomb cyclone’ got me. 1.1009 0.02898 109 98 11 0
3473 Oh, Stan, you really would go to the middle of the earth for me!" 1.1009 0.02898 109 98 11 0
3474 Just grab on! I'm Jill Lepore! 1.1009 0.03178 109 99 9 1
3475 The wedding anniversary is just out of reach! 1.1009 0.02898 109 98 11 0
3476 You let go, I’m tempted to finally go solo! 1.1009 0.03435 109 100 7 2
3477 Bet your glad we went to Club Med now. 1.1008 0.03018 119 108 10 1
3478 You're one handshake away from being hired. 1.1008 0.02661 129 116 13 0
3479 I told you we should have practiced with a net ! 1.1000 0.03405 110 101 7 2
3480 Where is the net? 1.1000 0.02873 110 99 11 0
3481 So are you going to apologize for saying "the guys always do the catching"? 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
3482 Don't worry -- even if I can't reach you, I wouldn't have the body strength to pull you out of that mess anyway. 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
3483 Lett's stick with the tightrope and bagpipes. I doubt the judges at America's Got Talent like stunts with a deus ex machina ending. 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
3484 Okay, that was a practice try. Do over! 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
3485 Quick Sam, we could swing and miss 1.1000 0.03015 100 90 10 0
3486 Come on! Ge on your tippy toes! 1.1000 0.03150 110 100 9 1
3487 This takes role playing to new heights! 1.1000 0.02994 120 109 10 1
3488 I told you swinging was dangerous, but you wouldn't listen to me. 1.1000 0.03892 100 93 4 3
3489 Who’s got who, … kook in the poo. 1.1000 0.03150 110 100 9 1
3490 Why in the world did you cut your long nails? 1.1000 0.03624 100 92 6 2
3491 You know it’s a good book when you lose track of time and your coffee gets cold. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
3492 Feels a long way from Carnegie Hall 1.1000 0.03150 110 100 9 1
3493 The deep end is where you learn the fastest! 1.0992 0.03037 131 120 9 2
3494 So you promise you WILL clean the bathroom weekly? OK then, grab my wrists!" OR 'See, I told you those years in the circus would come in handy one day. 1.0991 0.03610 111 103 5 3
3495 Jane needs a Tarzan, quick grab me! 1.0991 0.02849 111 100 11 0
3496 Honey I just know we're going to land the Cirque to Soleil gig! 1.0990 0.03589 101 93 6 2
3497 Looks like I finally found someone to catch me! 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
3498 Honey, isn’t marriage fun?! 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
3499 O.K., O.K., so it’s maybe not the g͇r͇e͇a͇t͇e͇s͇t͇ of seas. 1.0990 0.03589 101 93 6 2
3500 That's why I call it a trap-ease! 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
3501 This episode of Lost is a total circus 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
3502 Okay fine I'll say it, Traplease will you save me? 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
3503 Initial entrances to routines have become more and more complex in synchronized swimming. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
3504 I'me sorry Barnam but I'me in hopelessly in love with Bailey 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
3505 This isn't what I meant by till death do us part!" -Mykaelamarie Galom, 13 years ol 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
3506 Freudian slip: Quick, grab my sands... 1.0989 0.03845 91 84 5 2
3507 The marketing had been true, Jeff felt his newest dating app, PraySheFindsYer, would be the last one he'd ever use. 1.0984 0.03375 122 113 6 3
3508 Don’t worry. When I was younger I ran away from home and joined a troupe in the Circus.” R.L.Russell Cedar Rapids IA 1.0982 0.03096 112 102 9 1
3509 Okay, okay, I'm double-jointed. Now stop looking at me like that. 1.0982 0.03096 112 102 9 1
3510 I heard it was a ‘bring you own ooze’. 1.0982 0.02825 112 101 11 0
3511 Thank goodness for this trapeze! 1.0982 0.03096 112 102 9 1
3512 Do you still think it's a good idea to work without a net? 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
3513 If I can stick this trick, I think it will take me from trapeze novice to artist, Honey. 1.0980 0.02959 102 92 10 0
3514 Do you trap easily? 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
3515 First tell me my form is perfect. 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
3516 Come on, john, just a little higher... 1.0980 0.02959 102 92 10 0
3517 This is not what I meant by stick your standing 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
3518 Now who wishes he went to Circus Camp as a kid? 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
3519 Wait, I need you to sign a waiver first. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
3520 For thirty years, same old, same old…what would you do without me? 1.0973 0.03318 113 104 7 2
3521 Struggle a little! 1.0973 0.02801 113 102 11 0
3522 If I fall, I’m taking you with me 1.0973 0.02801 113 102 11 0
3523 Sex in the Jungle spinoff harder for audiences to believe. 1.0973 0.03318 113 104 7 2
3524 Stand up and you’ll be able to reach my hands! . 1.0973 0.02801 113 102 11 0
3525 This is why you failed Circus Skills 101. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
3526 Remember, when we get home, we still need to do taxes. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
3527 I'm Trapeasea! Marvel Comics latest superhero! Alley-oop! 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
3528 Just stop eating avocado toast 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
3529 I don't think so! 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
3530 We are not going to incorporate this trick into our act. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
3531 I alway wonders whether the quicksand in movies was real. 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
3532 When you don’t have a prenup 1.0971 0.02932 103 93 10 0
3533 Swinging in to help 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
3534 That’s one hell of a safety net 1.0968 0.03119 124 114 8 2
3535 Kick as hard as you can, and I will be right back. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
3536 I’m hanging from the twig of hope I have that I’m 5’3” 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
3537 Well, it was your idea to practice over a quicksand pit instead of buying a net 1.0968 0.02901 124 113 10 1
3538 I just watched the Flying Wallendas. I'll save you. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
3539 And you wanted to work without quicksand. 1.0965 0.02778 114 103 11 0
3540 So now you're swamped and can't do the dishes? 1.0965 0.02778 114 103 11 0
3541 Some people call this codependency, I call it art. 1.0965 0.03044 114 104 9 1
3542 Ooooh, this gives me an idea. After I rescue you let's go out and grab a quick sandwich. 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
3543 I told you I knew where a swinging bar was in the middle of nowhere. 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
3544 Ooh ooh ah ah! Im monkey! 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
3545 you're not close enough 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
3546 I am not rescuing you; I am working on my abs! 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
3547 Thank God I swung by! 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
3548 Just like Spider-Man, never ask what I’m swinging from 1.0962 0.02905 104 94 10 0
3549 They're Neiman Marcus, George. That's why. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
3550 The eyes have it!! 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
3551 I can’t do everything! Help me out by stretching a little bit further! 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
3552 I’ll save you honey! Grab onto my hands while I’m swinging from this trapeze! 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
3553 Sorry, Harold. Goodbye. 1.0957 0.03262 115 106 7 2
3554 Les Deux" 1.0952 0.03181 105 96 8 1
3555 Very interesting. How does your husband view your relationship? 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
3556 First promise that those circus classes were a good investment. 1.0952 0.03457 105 97 6 2
3557 I'm not trained for this. 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
3558 Oh hold on, let me go again. I didn’t point my toes 1.0952 0.03457 105 97 6 2
3559 I really thought we had a spark…but you let it slip. 1.0952 0.02626 126 114 12 0
3560 And I quote- "Pilates is stupid. You'll never use it in real life." 1.0948 0.02994 116 106 9 1
3561 Save 'us'? ... NOW YOU TELL ME? 1.0948 0.02994 116 106 9 1
3562 Jump! Jump! For my love. And for your LIFE! 1.0948 0.02732 116 105 11 0
3563 Shoot! You were right about my hand lotion taking a while to sink in. Hopefully it does before you do!” 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
3564 This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to experience the lake's Trapeze Cove, honey. 1.0947 0.03688 95 88 5 2
3565 Should I or should I not? 1.0945 0.02836 127 116 10 1
3566 Last chance to cancel the prenuptial, Darling. 1.0943 0.03152 106 97 8 1
3567 Now when I kick my legs out slowly lower me down. 1.0943 0.02853 106 96 10 0
3568 Life is a swing, but love is a rescue. 1.0943 0.02853 106 96 10 0
3569 Thank you for rescuing my act. 1.0943 0.03152 106 97 8 1
3570 Now do you understand "An American Tragedy?" 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
3571 Don’t talk to me that way! 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
3572 Come down from that Julie, you look ridiculous. 1.0940 0.02710 117 106 11 0
3573 Your place or mine?” - Julian Mackler Takoma, Park, Marylan 1.0940 0.02969 117 107 9 1
3574 It's past time to renegotiate our prenup. 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
3575 Amit it. It was your idea to leave NYC. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
3576 Wait, there's land sharks as well? 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
3577 So you did not try to poison me, right! 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
3578 I was hoping for Gina Lollobrigida 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
3579 Isn’t there a better way to do this? 1.0938 0.02991 96 87 9 0
3580 You did say I should become an artist 1.0935 0.02827 107 97 10 0
3581 Sorry, but, when you said you had a net, I misunderstood. 1.0932 0.02688 118 107 11 0
3582 -Fun and safe 1.0932 0.02945 118 108 9 1
3583 It’s not me it’s you! 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
3584 I can do this without a net", you sai 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
3585 We’re a traveling circus. 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
3586 This couple’s retreat was your idea, Stanley! 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
3587 Sorry, but this is what the circus becomes when they make us stop using elephants. 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
3588 Are you signing "all done"? 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
3589 Is the net still below you? 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
3590 Honey, it’s called trapeze, not trapped easily. 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
3591 I can't help you if you don't jump up! 1.0926 0.03364 108 100 6 2
3592 Come on in, honey! The quicksand is wonderful this time of year. 1.0926 0.03096 108 99 8 1
3593 I am jumping! 1.0924 0.02666 119 108 11 0
3594 I TOLD you not to get that manicure! 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
3595 I told you to quit using that hair grease! 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
3596 Marvin, I told you not to clip your fingernails. 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
3597 Maybe you should go back to working with Annette. 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
3598 I feel like such an impostor! 1.0918 0.02932 98 89 9 0
3599 Ah, now you wanna hang? I’m gonna let that sink in for awhile. 1.0918 0.03271 98 90 7 1
3600 Who do you think Heidegger would say is being most authentic here, Fred? 1.0917 0.02778 109 99 10 0
3601 Tell the guy you’re standing on to jump higher. 1.0917 0.03334 109 101 6 2
3602 Just kidding. This is not to save you, I just want the view from all sides. 1.0917 0.02778 109 99 10 0
3603 Honey, the neighbors are back! 1.0917 0.02778 109 99 10 0
3604 Does the female form make you uncomfortable? 1.0917 0.02645 120 109 11 0
3605 NOW will you agree to the divorce? 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
3606 Who is saving who? 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
3607 Forget the net," you said! "A mudhole's cheaper, "you said! Whadaya gonna say with a mouthful of mud 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
3608 I found a receipt for a June birthstone necklace in your wallet. My birthday is in November. 1.0909 0.02875 121 111 9 1
3609 Quick! Discovery has close encounters with whales on now. 1.0909 0.02754 110 100 10 0
3610 What was that you were saying about working without a net? 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
3611 I spent one too many days at Club Med, AMA! 1.0909 0.02904 99 90 9 0
3612 Take your hands out of your pockets. 1.0909 0.03105 121 112 7 2
3613 quick sand grab a hold we'll trapezoid later 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
3614 Wow Liz, can’t you see how hard I’m trying? 1.0909 0.02754 110 100 10 0
3615 I'd help you out, but every little thing seems to affect my FICO score. 1.0909 0.03041 110 101 8 1
3616 Don't look now, Bob, but I think a crocodile is about to get in on our act! 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
3617 After this, absolutely no more reality television 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
3618 It wasn't an just a trap. I said flying, not dying. 1.0900 0.02876 100 91 9 0
3619 Sauve qui peut, Harry. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
3620 I think I prefer the net. 1.0893 0.02989 112 103 8 1
3621 It's me up and your down and I vote for me up. 1.0893 0.03247 112 104 6 2
3622 Push me Pull You 1.0893 0.02707 112 102 10 0
3623 Treason is a matter of timing 1.0893 0.02989 112 103 8 1
3624 I may be flying with the greatest of ease, but don't pull me in. 1.0893 0.02989 112 103 8 1
3625 Don't forget to keep your toes pointed! 1.0893 0.02707 112 102 10 0
3626 Let the ape you "cheetah-ed" with save you. I'm outta here! 1.0891 0.03178 101 93 7 1
3627 well, at least nobody can see your ass 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
3628 I would save you but you swore I’d never be able to be an acrobat 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
3629 But not until you wash your hands. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
3630 We really need to rethink this all new Cirque de Soleil. We have to keep hiring new people. 1.0887 0.03032 124 115 7 2
3631 You start tomorrow as our new lion tamer. 1.0887 0.02564 124 113 11 0
3632 Not quite the contortions i was planning 1.0885 0.02684 113 103 10 0
3633 I never thought I would be doing sports during our holidays in the Everglades. 1.0882 0.02822 102 93 9 0
3634 Tony! Tony! It's me. Burt Lancaster! 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
3635 Down low... too slow!" Andy Chen Mathieson, Los Angeles, C 1.0882 0.03147 102 94 7 1
3636 They call it the Big Top, so why doesn't it have a top? 1.0882 0.03442 102 95 5 2
3637 I'll just toss you into the jaws of that lion over there. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
3638 Yes, this is cheaper than a safety net but it's not practical. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
3639 I think I feel the last guy you rehearsed with 1.0877 0.02661 114 104 10 0
3640 Promise to stop making fun of my pole dancing classes? 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
3641 HAVE YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND ABOUT TRUMP? 1.0874 0.02796 103 94 9 0
3642 If I'm able to save you we're a shoe in For Cirque du Soleil." 1.0874 0.03410 103 96 5 2
3643 I told you to finish your training in Sarasota” 1.0874 0.03118 103 95 7 1
3644 If you were in a smart predicament I wouldn6 help. 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
3645 So long Stan. I overheard you last night say that Anette was relaxing to lay on. 1.0870 0.03675 92 86 4 2
3646 Coast Guard couldn't get the helicopter in here. 1.0870 0.02914 115 106 8 1
3647 This won't work. Just keep your chin high, and I'll be back in a flash with the swamp drainers. 1.0865 0.03089 104 96 7 1
3648 No, George, it's not "help." Your safe word rhymes with "sink." 1.0865 0.02770 104 95 9 0
3649 After this let’s put you into a lion’s mouth. 1.0865 0.03089 104 96 7 1
3650 All those years swinging over quicksand in Pitfall! on my Atari 2600 are finally paying off! 1.0865 0.02770 104 95 9 0
3651 Quick sand does not constitute a net. 1.0865 0.02770 104 95 9 0
3652 I told you we should try it without a swamp. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
3653 You used far too much hand lotion this morning! 1.0862 0.03138 116 108 6 2
3654 my trapeze lessons are finally coming in handy, honey! 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
3655 Not so fast, Clark. Take me out to dinner tonite? Yes or no. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
3656 I hope I'm having a nightmare--I forgot my toothbrush 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
3657 I think we need to work of refining your Flying Trapeze Act. 1.0860 0.02923 93 85 8 0
3658 I said maybe (I said maybe) You're gonna be the one that saves me. 1.0857 0.02745 105 96 9 0
3659 You've got to really swing your legs! 1.0857 0.02745 105 96 9 0
3660 Trapeze deez nuts 1.0857 0.02745 105 96 9 0
3661 Hardly "Greatest of Ease" for "Daring Young Man" but Mom's Here! 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
3662 So, remind me. Who gets top billing from now on? 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
3663 As I recall, YOU were the one desperate to avoid safety net chafe. 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
3664 I'm tired of rescueing you every time you mis-step. 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
3665 I want it in writing, you will now do all of the housework from this day forward..... 1.0851 0.03598 94 88 4 2
3666 How do I know you are not just playing with me? I am very vulnerable flying through life on the edge! 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
3667 I don’t think this is what Susan meant when she said she and Bob got into swinging. 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
3668 Who's your daddy, biyach? 1.0849 0.03316 106 99 5 2
3669 I just got my acrylics done, Leo, so don't chips my nails. 1.0849 0.03033 106 98 7 1
3670 Stop complaining, the brochure said "Circus Pool" not circus school. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
3671 You're lucky I'm a "catcher" who needs a "flyer" in my trapeze act. 1.0842 0.02864 95 87 8 0
3672 Perfect, it'll make the routine more dramatic! 1.0842 0.03232 95 88 6 1
3673 Thanks, honey. I really thought quicksand wasn't going to be an issue in adulthood. 1.0841 0.02696 107 98 9 0
3674 ¨I think you should just go get help¨ 1.0841 0.03005 107 99 7 1
3675 I told you this trapeze would come in handy after you fell in the third time. 1.0841 0.03005 107 99 7 1
3676 Bogged down again? 1.0841 0.02696 107 98 9 0
3677 Now, let's go to dinner and rewrite what just happened from a male perspective. My treat. 1.0841 0.02696 107 98 9 0
3678 It’s called “flying trapeze” not “sinking trapeze”, jesse. 1.0841 0.03005 107 99 7 1
3679 Don’t worry Darling, the third time’s the charm. 1.0840 0.02819 119 110 8 1
3680 Just flying by, can I offer a lift? 1.0840 0.03061 119 111 6 2
3681 No, sorry, Trumpists are too heavy. 1.0833 0.02836 96 88 8 0
3682 The piranhas are cursing their luck. 1.0833 0.02672 108 99 9 0
3683 Oh, Honey! Too bad. Remember: What goes around, comes around. 1.0833 0.02978 108 100 7 1
3684 So you didn't want a safety net. 1.0833 0.02534 120 110 10 0
3685 Quick! Give me your sand! 1.0833 0.02836 96 88 8 0
3686 I told you to go easy on the everything pizza. 1.0833 0.02672 108 99 9 0
3687 Starting to think to act isn't as death-defying as we thought... 1.0833 0.03256 108 101 5 2
3688 I’ve got a work tightrope act in 10. Let’s move this along. 1.0833 0.02836 96 88 8 0
3689 It's quicker this way! 1.0833 0.02672 108 99 9 0
3690 I told you we’d save more on air travel 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
3691 I'm sorry, I'm don't feel very good. about this whole thing. Somehow, Mr. Vey drew me feeling very ass backwards and uncomfortable about "performing" this maneuver. 1.0826 0.02648 109 100 9 0
3692 MY VISITS TO THE WORKOUT CENTER WERE NOT A WASTE OF TIME! 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
3693 At least the elephants are happy. 1.0820 0.02494 122 112 10 0
3694 Clark it’s quicksand, reach harder! 1.0820 0.02752 122 113 8 1
3695 And you didn't want me to try classpass 1.0818 0.02625 110 101 9 0
3696 I’m not lifting you up if you’re not gracefully smiling! 1.0816 0.03136 98 91 6 1
3697 You're ALWAYS bogged down. 1.0816 0.03136 98 91 6 1
3698 Not to worry! Mr. Barnum assured me this would work. 1.0816 0.02780 98 90 8 0
3699 And now Darling do the Australian Crawl 1.0816 0.03136 98 91 6 1
3700 ‘Sandtrapeze;’ Or is that a stretch? 1.0816 0.02780 98 90 8 0
3701 I'm done with Sergio. He treats me like a ragdoll. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
3702 It’s a good thing we spent our last vacation at that all inclusive trapeze school! 1.0813 0.02730 123 114 8 1
3703 Are you suffering from an excess of Liquidity. Have no worries. Swing Trader 'Abeline' to your rescue. (Disclaimer: blahblahblah) 1.0811 0.02900 111 103 7 1
3704 Not so daring and young huh sweetie 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
3705 When people tell me I’ll regret this in the morning…I’ll sleep until noon.” R.Weingast New York, N.Y. 1.0808 0.03105 99 92 6 1
3706 Thank goodness we did those "Build Your Own Trapeze" classes.. 1.0806 0.02709 124 115 8 1
3707 COME ON DUMMIE!!!! REACH!!! 1.0804 0.02580 112 103 9 0
3708 Promise me you’ll do a flip! 1.0800 0.03075 100 93 6 1
3709 I said in an ACRObat not an AQUAbat!!” -Samantha Meeks Astoria, N 1.0800 0.02727 100 92 8 0
3710 Do you finally understand why leaving the toilet seat up is a big deal? 1.0796 0.02850 113 105 7 1
3711 So now how do you feel about me running away with the circus? 1.0792 0.03045 101 94 6 1
3712 Next time run away and join the Circus 1.0792 0.03045 101 94 6 1
3713 Miranda, when we bought the all-inclusive deluxe Swingers' Paradise Package, this isn't what I had in mind." "Fred, it's not my fault you misinterpreted the brochure's 'five days of wild flexibility.' 1.0792 0.02701 101 93 8 0
3714 It's a draw. 1.0792 0.02701 101 93 8 0
3715 ... and that's how I met your mother. Any questions? 1.0792 0.02701 101 93 8 0
3716 This is the most important stretch goal ever! 1.0784 0.02675 102 94 8 0
3717 Cirque du Soleil on Ice: The Caribbean Tour 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
3718 Like a fake sister city on January 6th after an other indictment caused by a pressing climate emergency and lack of diversity 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
3719 Now, just reach up with the ring, and I’ll grab you! 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
3720 Why do we always practice here? 1.0777 0.02650 103 95 8 0
3721 Sorry, never trust a swinger! 1.0777 0.02650 103 95 8 0
3722 Oh, Honey! You're struggling to get me again... 1.0777 0.02988 103 96 6 1
3723 And you wanted to visit your sister in Toledo. 1.0777 0.02650 103 95 8 0
3724 He just has so much potential, you know? 1.0777 0.02988 103 96 6 1
3725 We’re almost there, just make your ‘wheee’ a little louder! 1.0777 0.02650 103 95 8 0
3726 When I said play enter sandman, I meant the song! 1.0776 0.02779 116 108 7 1
3727 Can I just swing by after one more round? 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
3728 hi, I’m not here to save you, I just took this class at Chelsea Piers and it changed my life 1.0769 0.02626 104 96 8 0
3729 Now that’s a tarpit idea. 1.0769 0.02960 104 97 6 1
3730 No one ever said anything about lifting! 1.0762 0.02602 105 97 8 0
3731 Grab a hold. I might be able to pull you out! 1.0762 0.02602 105 97 8 0
3732 You'll owe me big! 1.0762 0.02932 105 98 6 1
3733 Hold on, I'll be back with bootstraps for you 1.0762 0.02602 105 97 8 0
3734 In Soviet Russia, landing sticks YOU. 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
3735 You know, quicksand isn't actually as big of a problem as we thought it would be in the 90s. 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
3736 Hope you've not been skipping your dieting while I've been taking my trapeze classes. 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
3737 You'll be excited to hear that the gym is having a special discount this week for new members! 1.0756 0.02962 119 112 5 2
3738 Before you are eaten, come for dinner at my place. Sumie Jones Albany, CA 1.0755 0.02906 106 99 6 1
3739 Hold on honey", a tragic potrayal of the modern man's pastoral healt 1.0755 0.02906 106 99 6 1
3740 I don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth, but where did the trapeze come from? 1.0755 0.02906 106 99 6 1
3741 Why did you tell me to stick the landing? 1.0755 0.02906 106 99 6 1
3742 You can't rewrite the stars if your drowning 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
3743 Training for American Ninja Warrior. 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
3744 When we first met, your reaction time was quicker. 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
3745 When I said, 'quick stand', I didn't mean quicksand 1.0753 0.02751 93 86 7 0
3746 I told you you can't rewrite the stars! 1.0750 0.02689 120 112 7 1
3747 She flys through the air with the greatest of ease, although she fears intimacy and may just let things be. 1.0748 0.02879 107 100 6 1
3748 Being on AGT is my dream come true 1.0748 0.02879 107 100 6 1
3749 Frivolous activities.", you say, let me trap-eze your suffering.  Suzanne was pun-ishing her husband during her first safari - comedy outing 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
3750 Ok, better...next time I probably can grab your hands, but please don't move! It is only a time question! 1.0741 0.02532 108 100 8 0
3751 I thought quicksand went out in the 70's! 1.0737 0.03082 95 89 5 1
3752 Hi! My name's Peggy. What's yours? 1.0734 0.02828 109 102 6 1
3753 I didn't know you're just another Mama's boy 1.0734 0.02509 109 101 8 0
3754 I'm sorry dear but you're very close to a rare endangered species and we cannot disturb them until the mating season is over. 1.0734 0.02828 109 102 6 1
3755 Stop sinking in the quicksand of your thought! 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
3756 This takes me back to the days of Marriage Encounter, doesn't it you, David? 1.0729 0.03391 96 91 3 2
3757 Sorry, but the sand will ruin my nails. 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
3758 They'll have to let us into the circuc after this! 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
3759 Remember, I'm not exactly a Wallenda 1.0729 0.02668 96 89 7 0
3760 Not to worry. I'll have you out of there in 5, 10, or 15 seconds! 1.0729 0.03051 96 90 5 1
3761 I thought you enjoyed attending singer's events... 1.0721 0.02466 111 103 8 0
3762 Wake up honey! Honey wake up! You keep shouting why did you use skin cream just before our act? 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
3763 I really think swinging could save our relationship- dont be such a stick-in-the-mud 1.0714 0.02990 98 92 5 1
3764 So, now you want to join hands after refusing a net? 1.0714 0.02615 98 91 7 0
3765 please take my hands and pull me down; i’m no swinger! 1.0708 0.03006 113 107 4 2
3766 Now aren't you glad I took that class? 1.0708 0.02730 113 106 6 1
3767 Surely we could've topped this strategy. 1.0707 0.02589 99 92 7 0
3768 How many times must I tell you Jefferey, this is not the way to Stream movies! 1.0707 0.02589 99 92 7 0
3769 Just be glad I gave you a softer landing than when I found out you were cheating with Nadine. 1.0700 0.02932 100 94 5 1
3770 Larry - they told me to post more reels on Instagram. No matter what happens - don’t worry… I’ll tag you! 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
3771 Don't pull my finger this time! 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
3772 paying for this shit is drowning me 1.0680 0.02492 103 96 7 0
3773 I get your ecological concerns, but let’s go back to the net.. 1.0673 0.02469 104 97 7 0
3774 I had told you no circus tricks needed for the first date. 1.0673 0.02822 104 98 5 1
3775 Well, Bob, not to assign blame, but if you would have remembered the chalk you wouldn't be in this predicament. 1.0673 0.02822 104 98 5 1
3776 Just a few more swings and you’re out of here. 1.0667 0.02446 105 98 7 0
3777 And yet again a woman bends over heels to save a man from his foolishness 1.0667 0.02446 105 98 7 0
3778 Don’t worry I’ll save you, just like how UBS saved Credit Suisse. 1.0661 0.02554 121 114 6 1
3779 Help ? What help? We're circus here! 1.0660 0.02424 106 99 7 0
3780 Life's too short to stay on the swing. Let's dive in and learn to surf together through it all! 1.0654 0.02402 107 100 7 0
3781 Rescue me from my miserable existence at the circus. 1.0652 0.03015 92 87 4 1
3782 You just can't handle the swinging lifestyle, Robert. 1.0652 0.03015 92 87 4 1
3783 I'll save you as soon as I finish my routine!" 1.0645 0.02561 93 87 6 0
3784 My bad, I shouldn't have shortened it to "Get in the trap' " 1.0645 0.02494 124 117 6 1
3785 Am I forgiven? 1.0638 0.02952 94 89 4 1
3786 Bamish Ed Steed. WnAbel a new Addams gear up a Goreu. Please. 1.0632 0.02509 95 89 6 0
3787 John, don't say it unless you really mean it! 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
3788 Don’t worry. Even if I miss you there’s a net underneath. 1.0625 0.02483 96 90 6 0
3789 I wish I didn't use so much hand cream 1.0619 0.02862 97 92 4 1
3790 So. Do you still want to add the Human Cannonball to our act? 1.0619 0.02459 97 91 6 0
3791 I'm losing grip on reality. 1.0619 0.02459 97 91 6 0
3792 Good thing we left the kids at home. 1.0612 0.02834 98 93 4 1
3793 I have to get you out before the dancing crocodiles come in! 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
3794 Sorry; you're not my type. 1.0603 0.02221 116 109 7 0
3795 I’m really stuck on you 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
3796 You gotta get wet cuz there ain’t no net. 1.0600 0.02387 100 94 6 0
3797 When she says she'll gonna take you to new heights 1.0598 0.02202 117 110 7 0
3798 Can we drown the rest of our bucket list items after this? Seems it's them or us from this angle." 1.0594 0.02751 101 96 4 1
3799 Men Going Their Own Way," huh 1.0588 0.02341 102 96 6 0
3800 One question Dear ... Where did you put your will and is the life 1.0588 0.02724 102 97 4 1
3801 ...spare car keys not a trapeze, fire the cartoonist. 1.0583 0.02699 103 98 4 1
3802 Their eyes were too big for their hands. 1.0577 0.02297 104 98 6 0
3803 why did you suddenly let you?!?! 1.0561 0.02235 107 101 6 0
3804 Does this count as Holiday Pay? 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
3805 I told you to read that article on slang, this is not a thirst trap!” “Well, that’s not exactly what I had in mind when I said we should swing either. 1.0532 0.02327 94 89 5 0
3806 Reach out and touch Somebody's hand, Make this world a better place If you can. ? 1.0526 0.02442 114 109 4 1
3807 We federal regulators will swing in to keep any banker from going under. 1.0526 0.02303 95 90 5 0
3808 When in Rome 1.0515 0.02257 97 92 5 0
3809 Can you get that dirt of your hands first? 1.0510 0.02234 98 93 5 0
3810 It looks like our relationship is at an all-time low. 1.0510 0.02234 98 93 5 0
3811 Honey, hold my hand, I am hung up on you! 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
3812 dont worry i failed arabatic 1.0505 0.02212 99 94 5 0
3813 I knew my days in the circus would come in handy some day! 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
3814 No, I'm not a, 'Daring young man!' 1.0490 0.02148 102 97 5 0
3815 I warned you about not using a safety net. 1.0490 0.02148 102 97 5 0
3816 Elopement 1.0485 0.02128 103 98 5 0
3817 This could have been easily avoided if you just agreed to learn the coordinated social media dance instead. 1.0472 0.02069 106 101 5 0
3818 Have fun at daycare! I’ll swing by later to pick you up! 1.0465 0.02820 86 83 2 1
3819 I told Alvin to book us in Pennsylvania, not Malaysia. 1.0450 0.02356 111 107 3 1
3820 Why is the quicksand turning purple? 1.0449 0.02209 89 85 4 0
3821 Now is not the time to reach for the Moon and Stars! 1.0417 0.02050 96 92 4 0
3822 I told Boss Ringling he should not go cheap on.the land where he pitches the tent 1.0404 0.01989 99 95 4 0
3823 I got distracted by the five-legged elephant behind us. Let's get you out of there and feed the aardvark. If you liked it you should have put a three ring on it. Now, about that pay raise. Just thought I'd swing by! Got a sinking feeling? Burrrrrrp! 1.0388 0.01913 103 99 4 0
3824 You're sinking faster than Biden's Marxist economy. 1.0337 0.01924 89 86 3 0
3825 Master degree in change day light save time 1.0333 0.01903 90 87 3 0
3826 I have a run in my leotards - last pass 1.0330 0.02446 91 89 1 1
3827 Told you the old safety net worked fine! 1.0238 0.01673 84 82 2 0
3828 I know you're stuck in the muck, but I'm really swinging for the fences here. 1.0217 0.01529 92 90 2 0
3829 I told you, you would like the jungle! 1.0217 0.01529 92 90 2 0