Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Duck! Just kidding, watch your step. |
1.7344 |
0.01698 |
2142 |
1021 |
669 |
452 |
1 |
I applied online, they just asked if I knew how to fly. |
1.7286 |
0.02005 |
1544 |
745 |
473 |
326 |
2 |
If we hit water, remember: be calm on the surface, paddle like hell underneath. |
1.7061 |
0.02001 |
1521 |
752 |
464 |
305 |
3 |
Sorry about the water landing--old habit. |
1.6936 |
0.02219 |
1211 |
603 |
376 |
232 |
4 |
What’s crazier, me talking or you flying? |
1.6904 |
0.01562 |
2571 |
1327 |
713 |
531 |
5 |
Better in the cockpit than the engine! |
1.6778 |
0.01699 |
2126 |
1105 |
601 |
420 |
6 |
Kindly move to the rear and form a 'V' |
1.6776 |
0.02114 |
1278 |
637 |
416 |
225 |
7 |
I earned my wings the old fashioned way.. |
1.6750 |
0.02018 |
1406 |
705 |
453 |
248 |
8 |
Join us next spring for the return flight. |
1.6694 |
0.01550 |
2399 |
1219 |
754 |
426 |
9 |
Flight time today will be approximately 17 days at an altitude of 218 feet. |
1.6693 |
0.01800 |
1866 |
974 |
535 |
357 |
10 |
We expect a little turbulence until we get out of shotgun range. |
1.6668 |
0.01506 |
2638 |
1375 |
767 |
496 |
11 |
Don’t worry, I fly this route every winter. |
1.6661 |
0.01836 |
1629 |
810 |
553 |
266 |
12 |
In the unlikely event of a water landing, I'm your guy. |
1.6656 |
0.01606 |
2174 |
1094 |
713 |
367 |
13 |
Ha! That rhymes with duck. |
1.6646 |
0.01675 |
2299 |
1256 |
558 |
485 |
14 |
I 've done more water landings on the Hudson than that other guy |
1.6646 |
0.01631 |
2248 |
1175 |
652 |
421 |
15 |
I know, right? You don't see too many female pilots. |
1.6617 |
0.01987 |
1543 |
819 |
427 |
297 |
16 |
Thanks for migrating with us. See you next season! |
1.6604 |
0.02053 |
1281 |
637 |
442 |
202 |
17 |
Don’t worry, sir. I have been flying my whole life. |
1.6593 |
0.02055 |
1315 |
665 |
433 |
217 |
18 |
Don't worry! I make this trip every winter. |
1.6551 |
0.02034 |
1322 |
668 |
442 |
212 |
19 |
Relax,the co-pilot is a homing pigeon |
1.6464 |
0.01726 |
1875 |
972 |
594 |
309 |
20 |
Sorry about the turbulence but we literally ran into a friend of mine at 34,000 feet. |
1.6448 |
0.01612 |
2255 |
1203 |
650 |
402 |
21 |
I can't fly until I get all my passengers in a row. |
1.6429 |
0.01487 |
2680 |
1443 |
751 |
486 |
22 |
This whole airline is going south. |
1.6423 |
0.01962 |
1462 |
766 |
453 |
243 |
23 |
Not to worry, sir - water landings are my specialty! |
1.6418 |
0.01737 |
1820 |
942 |
588 |
290 |
24 |
Relax. New York to Miami in October is practically hard wired in me. |
1.6414 |
0.01806 |
1609 |
814 |
558 |
237 |
25 |
Apologies for the slight delay on boarding sir, the cabin crew were just laying breakfast |
1.6407 |
0.01652 |
2157 |
1161 |
610 |
386 |
26 |
Please enjoy the tiny pieces of Wonder Bread scattered aboard. |
1.6397 |
0.01956 |
1493 |
792 |
447 |
254 |
27 |
Apologies for the delay--one of our crew members flew into the engine. |
1.6378 |
0.01887 |
1673 |
911 |
457 |
305 |
28 |
Didn't expect to see a female pilot, huh? |
1.6376 |
0.01779 |
1915 |
1053 |
503 |
359 |
29 |
I understand your surprise. It IS unusual to have a female pilot. |
1.6340 |
0.01467 |
2779 |
1525 |
746 |
508 |
30 |
Buckle up: we're at the front of the V. |
1.6276 |
0.02423 |
921 |
484 |
296 |
141 |
31 |
What is the difference between a co-pilot and a duck? A duck knows how to fly. |
1.6267 |
0.01634 |
2194 |
1205 |
603 |
386 |
32 |
Please form a V shaped line. |
1.6264 |
0.01545 |
2350 |
1262 |
704 |
384 |
33 |
Can I check your carrion? |
1.6252 |
0.01943 |
1646 |
935 |
393 |
318 |
34 |
What's scarier is I still make more than female pilots. |
1.6216 |
0.01915 |
1583 |
872 |
438 |
273 |
35 |
All the human pilots are working from home.” |
1.6194 |
0.01855 |
1671 |
919 |
469 |
283 |
36 |
Welcome aboard. I am your captain and yes, I identify as a duck. |
1.6132 |
0.02019 |
1391 |
767 |
395 |
229 |
37 |
Don’t worry. I’ve flown this route dozens of times. |
1.6091 |
0.01880 |
1435 |
754 |
488 |
193 |
38 |
Just follow everyone else. That’s what I do. |
1.5997 |
0.01817 |
1549 |
830 |
509 |
210 |
39 |
Welcome aboard! Thank you for migrating with us today. |
1.5953 |
0.01731 |
1789 |
988 |
537 |
264 |
40 |
This plane is going d-o-w-n. |
1.5945 |
0.01831 |
2106 |
1343 |
274 |
489 |
41 |
Thank you for migrating with us. |
1.5914 |
0.01699 |
1833 |
1012 |
558 |
263 |
42 |
The controls are a little new, but the route is second nature. |
1.5880 |
0.01796 |
1522 |
816 |
517 |
189 |
43 |
I was just as surprised, when out of the clear sky, I got sucked into this job. |
1.5866 |
0.02148 |
1183 |
668 |
336 |
179 |
44 |
I've been flying since I was born. |
1.5837 |
0.01917 |
1403 |
775 |
437 |
191 |
45 |
The AFLAC gig could only last so long. |
1.5810 |
0.02113 |
1160 |
645 |
356 |
159 |
46 |
This pays much better than my insurance job did. |
1.5790 |
0.02120 |
1240 |
716 |
330 |
194 |
47 |
We reach Chicago in two hours, unless we join a flight
to Denver. |
1.5771 |
0.02470 |
849 |
475 |
258 |
116 |
48 |
You'd rather have me in the cockpit than in the engine wouldn't you? |
1.5765 |
0.02133 |
1228 |
713 |
322 |
193 |
49 |
You're more concerned about me flying than me talking? |
1.5726 |
0.02066 |
1336 |
788 |
331 |
217 |
50 |
If you're scared of flying, you can join the other chickens up front. |
1.5681 |
0.02051 |
1255 |
719 |
359 |
177 |
51 |
Thanks for migrating with us today.” |
1.5673 |
0.02098 |
1389 |
855 |
280 |
254 |
52 |
Be careful where you step. |
1.5638 |
0.02203 |
1254 |
774 |
253 |
227 |
53 |
Trust me. I was born to fly. |
1.5581 |
0.02201 |
1075 |
622 |
306 |
147 |
54 |
Don't worry, I'll just wing it. |
1.5564 |
0.02363 |
895 |
510 |
272 |
113 |
55 |
I just got my wings. |
1.5556 |
0.02154 |
1053 |
595 |
331 |
127 |
56 |
I’m a frequent flier. |
1.5508 |
0.02254 |
1013 |
590 |
288 |
135 |
57 |
Actually, I’m the copilot. The pilot is a penguin. |
1.5369 |
0.02444 |
853 |
506 |
236 |
111 |
58 |
Don’t worry. We’ll be in formation. |
1.5346 |
0.02457 |
810 |
474 |
239 |
97 |
59 |
You'll have a different pilot on your return trip. I only fly south during the winter. |
1.5296 |
0.02539 |
778 |
464 |
216 |
98 |
60 |
I need a volunteer with opposable thumbs to help in the cockpit |
1.5290 |
0.02569 |
792 |
481 |
203 |
108 |
61 |
Relax, I've been flying practically my whole life! |
1.5284 |
0.02443 |
846 |
507 |
231 |
108 |
62 |
I hope you don't expect your return flight until late fall. |
1.5237 |
0.02537 |
800 |
487 |
207 |
106 |
63 |
Thanks for riding Amquack! |
1.5222 |
0.02639 |
812 |
516 |
168 |
128 |
64 |
All in a row. Single file.
Damn, I love this job! |
1.5186 |
0.02820 |
671 |
418 |
158 |
95 |
65 |
Don't worry, I've successfully handled a water landing a thousand times. |
1.5175 |
0.02525 |
771 |
465 |
213 |
93 |
66 |
You were expecting someone taller, right? I get that all the time. |
1.5129 |
0.02728 |
696 |
432 |
171 |
93 |
67 |
Welcome to Amquack, I’m your conducktor. |
1.5109 |
0.02885 |
642 |
405 |
146 |
91 |
68 |
Water landings are my specialty! |
1.5087 |
0.02791 |
631 |
386 |
169 |
76 |
69 |
Welcome aboard. We will be flying in a v formation today to increase speed and reduce wind resistance. |
1.5055 |
0.02901 |
635 |
404 |
141 |
90 |
70 |
Don’t look so frightened! I’m in the cabin, not in the engine. |
1.5031 |
0.02819 |
636 |
397 |
158 |
81 |
71 |
Relax, it’s not like I just got my wings. |
1.5016 |
0.02977 |
614 |
396 |
128 |
90 |
72 |
Don’t worry. I’ve been flying for almost my whole life. |
1.5000 |
0.02865 |
596 |
369 |
156 |
71 |
73 |
Hey, I walk like a captain and talk like a captain.. |
1.4983 |
0.02829 |
606 |
375 |
160 |
71 |
74 |
What? Who're you gonna trust more--someone who had to be taught, or someone who was born to fly? |
1.4969 |
0.02771 |
640 |
399 |
164 |
77 |
75 |
Not to worry. This is my migration route. |
1.4911 |
0.02969 |
560 |
353 |
139 |
68 |
76 |
Thanks for migrating with us. |
1.4893 |
0.02958 |
560 |
353 |
140 |
67 |
77 |
We fly Southwest in the winter. |
1.4879 |
0.02868 |
578 |
361 |
152 |
65 |
78 |
Don’t worry. I’m an expert at landing on water. |
1.4877 |
0.02940 |
527 |
324 |
149 |
54 |
79 |
In the event of an emergency water landing, I will be very excited. |
1.4858 |
0.03084 |
527 |
337 |
124 |
66 |
80 |
Very few pilots can match my flight hours..... |
1.4853 |
0.02989 |
544 |
344 |
136 |
64 |
81 |
In case of a water landing, please get in a single file line and swim behind me. |
1.4831 |
0.03030 |
534 |
340 |
130 |
64 |
82 |
So, are you more surprised that I can fly or that I can talk? |
1.4828 |
0.03100 |
493 |
310 |
128 |
55 |
83 |
Thank you for flying LSD Airlines. Hope you enjoyed your trip! |
1.4818 |
0.03181 |
521 |
342 |
107 |
72 |
84 |
Don’t worry. I think you’ll find that my instinctual flying skills more than make up for my inability to read the instrument panel. |
1.4812 |
0.03033 |
505 |
316 |
135 |
54 |
85 |
You're the one who chose to fly Spirit. |
1.4812 |
0.03158 |
478 |
302 |
122 |
54 |
86 |
Don't be shocked, of course I can fly! The real surprise is my ability to speak. |
1.4809 |
0.03026 |
551 |
356 |
125 |
70 |
87 |
Welcome Aboard! Today we will be flying south in a V formation. |
1.4805 |
0.03224 |
462 |
293 |
116 |
53 |
88 |
Welcome aboard! My motto is, 'Better in the cockpit than in the engine.'" |
1.4804 |
0.02939 |
562 |
358 |
138 |
66 |
89 |
Thank you for booking through DuckDuckGo!” |
1.4802 |
0.03177 |
504 |
327 |
112 |
65 |
90 |
Don't worry, I got my wings. |
1.4788 |
0.03077 |
495 |
312 |
129 |
54 |
91 |
I hope that's a parachute. |
1.4785 |
0.03321 |
441 |
282 |
107 |
52 |
92 |
I got promoted from dinner entrée. |
1.4773 |
0.03346 |
463 |
304 |
97 |
62 |
93 |
Of course I'm not the pilot. I'm his emotional support animal. |
1.4772 |
0.03203 |
526 |
351 |
99 |
76 |
94 |
Thanks for leaving your half-eaten bag of pretzels in the aisle.” |
1.4770 |
0.03383 |
499 |
341 |
78 |
80 |
95 |
Surprised, huh? Wait until you see what's for dinner |
1.4756 |
0.03146 |
513 |
335 |
112 |
66 |
96 |
It's a good thing you're going south, as I'm very familiar with that route. |
1.4753 |
0.03231 |
446 |
282 |
116 |
48 |
97 |
Thank you for flying AFLAC Air. If we crash, you get cash. |
1.4752 |
0.03262 |
484 |
318 |
102 |
64 |
98 |
Relax—this isn't my first flight. |
1.4747 |
0.03043 |
514 |
328 |
128 |
58 |
99 |
I'm flying the plane since the captain got sucked into the engine! |
1.4737 |
0.03240 |
532 |
362 |
88 |
82 |
100 |
That wasn't turbulence, that was goose bumps. |
1.4719 |
0.03283 |
445 |
286 |
108 |
51 |
101 |
Why am I a pilot? Let's just say I got sucked in. |
1.4701 |
0.03162 |
468 |
299 |
118 |
51 |
102 |
Don't worry, I've flown this route every winter. |
1.4690 |
0.03109 |
467 |
295 |
125 |
47 |
103 |
Don't look so worried, I've been flying since I was three months old. |
1.4662 |
0.03240 |
444 |
285 |
111 |
48 |
104 |
My whole family is in this business. You'll see some of them at dinner. |
1.4658 |
0.03357 |
453 |
301 |
93 |
59 |
105 |
Is this your first time migrating with Delta? |
1.4654 |
0.03229 |
434 |
276 |
114 |
44 |
106 |
I’ll be your pilot today due to the ‘fowl ‘
weather. |
1.4646 |
0.03302 |
396 |
248 |
112 |
36 |
107 |
Same time next year?” |
1.4628 |
0.03574 |
443 |
308 |
65 |
70 |
108 |
AFLAC let me go. |
1.4614 |
0.03252 |
453 |
296 |
105 |
52 |
109 |
Welcome! No need to worry about near misses, we’ll be flying in formation |
1.4612 |
0.03451 |
399 |
260 |
94 |
45 |
110 |
Please stay in formation. |
1.4608 |
0.03395 |
408 |
265 |
98 |
45 |
111 |
So I told him I’d rather fly Southwest for the winter. |
1.4606 |
0.03260 |
419 |
267 |
111 |
41 |
112 |
Welcome aboard! And where are we migrating to today? |
1.4594 |
0.03446 |
394 |
256 |
95 |
43 |
113 |
No, I'm the navigator. |
1.4560 |
0.03417 |
364 |
230 |
102 |
32 |
114 |
Don't worry,sir,I've been flying all my life! |
1.4552 |
0.03309 |
391 |
248 |
108 |
35 |
115 |
Oh, and just don't believe that 'If it looks like a duck' crap. |
1.4550 |
0.03477 |
389 |
255 |
91 |
43 |
116 |
I'm known for my water landings. |
1.4529 |
0.03412 |
393 |
256 |
96 |
41 |
117 |
Don't worry, I have thousands of water landings. |
1.4523 |
0.03455 |
398 |
263 |
90 |
45 |
118 |
Oh, I'm not the pilot, I'm just his wingman. |
1.4512 |
0.03313 |
430 |
284 |
98 |
48 |
119 |
It's Southwest. What'd you expect? |
1.4481 |
0.03398 |
395 |
259 |
95 |
41 |
120 |
Don't worry, sir—I'm an expert in water landings. |
1.4478 |
0.03333 |
393 |
254 |
102 |
37 |
121 |
They hired us after the Sully thing. |
1.4461 |
0.03446 |
399 |
266 |
88 |
45 |
122 |
First class is for the people with the most bread. |
1.4444 |
0.03550 |
360 |
237 |
86 |
37 |
123 |
Welcome aboard: Today we’ll be flying across the pond. |
1.4441 |
0.03699 |
349 |
234 |
75 |
40 |
124 |
Thank you for flying south with us today. |
1.4431 |
0.03228 |
404 |
260 |
109 |
35 |
125 |
Please, sir! No fowl language on this flight. |
1.4430 |
0.03391 |
377 |
245 |
97 |
35 |
126 |
Well, better in the cockpit than the engine, right? |
1.4419 |
0.03464 |
396 |
266 |
85 |
45 |
127 |
Don't worry. I'm great at water landings." |
1.4402 |
0.03676 |
343 |
229 |
77 |
37 |
128 |
Welcome to our airplane! Ive been flying my entire life so you have nothing to worry about! |
1.4369 |
0.03551 |
309 |
196 |
91 |
22 |
129 |
Don't worry, I aced flight school |
1.4350 |
0.03545 |
354 |
235 |
84 |
35 |
130 |
It saves a fortune on flight training |
1.4345 |
0.03753 |
336 |
228 |
70 |
38 |
131 |
Greetings my fellow Snowbirds! |
1.4335 |
0.03509 |
346 |
227 |
88 |
31 |
132 |
This connecting flight will be on a real puddle jumper." |
1.4327 |
0.03669 |
312 |
204 |
81 |
27 |
133 |
I figured that if I was going to fly south every year I might as well get steady job with the airlines. |
1.4325 |
0.03583 |
326 |
213 |
85 |
28 |
134 |
And what are your pronouns? |
1.4323 |
0.03578 |
384 |
265 |
72 |
47 |
135 |
Don't worry...this is not my first time flying. |
1.4323 |
0.03501 |
347 |
228 |
88 |
31 |
136 |
Our flight plan is to wing it. |
1.4312 |
0.03678 |
327 |
218 |
77 |
32 |
137 |
We'll be flying in a V formation today... |
1.4306 |
0.03602 |
346 |
232 |
79 |
35 |
138 |
Ain't deregulation great? |
1.4303 |
0.03684 |
323 |
215 |
77 |
31 |
139 |
Don't look so worried – I've had my wings for a while. |
1.4294 |
0.03711 |
326 |
219 |
74 |
33 |
140 |
In the unlikely event of a water landing, I'll be fine. |
1.4286 |
0.03635 |
329 |
219 |
79 |
31 |
141 |
Thanks for flying Air Canada Geese |
1.4282 |
0.03446 |
383 |
259 |
84 |
40 |
142 |
'Leave the flying to the birds" is our motto. |
1.4268 |
0.03667 |
328 |
220 |
76 |
32 |
143 |
We will be flying in V formation today. |
1.4250 |
0.03653 |
320 |
213 |
78 |
29 |
144 |
Why are you surprised? Never seen a chick in the cockpit? |
1.4249 |
0.03591 |
353 |
240 |
76 |
37 |
145 |
So they announced: 'your pilot is sick with covid. Does anyone have any experience flying?' I stuck up a wing, they gave me this hat, and it looks like I'm taking us home. |
1.4236 |
0.03810 |
314 |
214 |
67 |
33 |
146 |
Your basic fare doesn't guarantee you a human pilot. |
1.4223 |
0.03978 |
296 |
204 |
59 |
33 |
147 |
Don't worry, my speciality is water landings |
1.4220 |
0.03569 |
327 |
217 |
82 |
28 |
148 |
On behalf of the whole flock, welcome aboard. |
1.4217 |
0.03481 |
313 |
202 |
90 |
21 |
149 |
Don’t worry, I’m excellent at water landings. |
1.4214 |
0.03568 |
337 |
226 |
80 |
31 |
150 |
Rest assured, I’ve been flying since birth. |
1.4209 |
0.03558 |
335 |
224 |
81 |
30 |
151 |
Turbulence? We actually call them goose bumps. |
1.4201 |
0.03867 |
319 |
222 |
60 |
37 |
152 |
We need to take a gander at your carry-on sir. |
1.4195 |
0.04024 |
267 |
180 |
62 |
25 |
153 |
What! Never met a woman pilot? |
1.4192 |
0.03785 |
334 |
233 |
62 |
39 |
154 |
A Captain’s license is easier than a 3300 mile migration. |
1.4187 |
0.03675 |
320 |
216 |
74 |
30 |
155 |
No worries, my family's done this route for generations. |
1.4185 |
0.03555 |
325 |
216 |
82 |
27 |
156 |
Not to worry this isn’t my first flight. |
1.4180 |
0.03433 |
323 |
210 |
91 |
22 |
157 |
Be prepared for a water landing. |
1.4177 |
0.03610 |
328 |
221 |
77 |
30 |
158 |
Hope you’re prepared for a water landing. |
1.4169 |
0.03777 |
295 |
198 |
71 |
26 |
159 |
You guys don't mind if I try an amphibious landing, do you? |
1.4164 |
0.03825 |
293 |
198 |
68 |
27 |
160 |
We’ve moved the return flight to next spring. |
1.4161 |
0.03954 |
298 |
207 |
58 |
33 |
161 |
We'll see you on our return flight next fall. |
1.4159 |
0.03822 |
315 |
218 |
63 |
34 |
162 |
If you need me, I'll be in the engine. |
1.4157 |
0.03439 |
344 |
229 |
87 |
28 |
163 |
At least I can fly, the co-captain is an ostrich. |
1.4150 |
0.04080 |
294 |
208 |
50 |
36 |
164 |
And let me be the first to say "Thank you for migrating with us today." |
1.4142 |
0.04246 |
268 |
189 |
47 |
32 |
165 |
Thank you for migrating with us today |
1.4140 |
0.04086 |
285 |
200 |
52 |
33 |
166 |
I always fly Southwest for the winter! |
1.4139 |
0.03998 |
302 |
213 |
53 |
36 |
167 |
This is your caption speaking. |
1.4138 |
0.04207 |
290 |
209 |
42 |
39 |
168 |
Welcome to Delta Airlines. We’ll hire fucking anyone. |
1.4137 |
0.04100 |
278 |
194 |
53 |
31 |
169 |
Don’t worry. I’ve been flying since I was born. |
1.4135 |
0.03627 |
312 |
209 |
77 |
26 |
170 |
Rest assured--I've logged more flight hours than any other pilot! |
1.4129 |
0.03672 |
310 |
209 |
74 |
27 |
171 |
Don't worry, I'm just the pilot's emotional support animal. |
1.4118 |
0.03819 |
306 |
211 |
64 |
31 |
172 |
In the event of catastrophic engine failure, just do what I do. |
1.4116 |
0.03903 |
294 |
203 |
61 |
30 |
173 |
I was layed off by Aflec! |
1.4108 |
0.03754 |
297 |
201 |
70 |
26 |
174 |
Would you rather trust a hairless monkey that can't fly? |
1.4096 |
0.04175 |
271 |
191 |
49 |
31 |
175 |
Sorry for the delay, the crew needed to roost. |
1.4096 |
0.03820 |
293 |
200 |
66 |
27 |
176 |
How did Sully and I first meet? Funny story… |
1.4094 |
0.03668 |
320 |
219 |
71 |
30 |
177 |
Wait'll you meet the co-pilot! |
1.4092 |
0.03787 |
303 |
208 |
66 |
29 |
178 |
Don't be nervous, I have been flying all my life. |
1.4089 |
0.03727 |
313 |
215 |
68 |
30 |
179 |
Don’t worry, we’ve been flying this route like forever! |
1.4089 |
0.03672 |
313 |
213 |
72 |
28 |
180 |
It's not because I'm a duck that you should be worried. I'm also an alcoholic. |
1.4089 |
0.03990 |
291 |
204 |
55 |
32 |
181 |
I just got my second set of wings. |
1.4083 |
0.04040 |
289 |
204 |
52 |
33 |
182 |
Sir, we only fly south this time of year. |
1.4079 |
0.03843 |
277 |
187 |
67 |
23 |
183 |
I'll also be your captain for the return trip in the fall. |
1.4078 |
0.04151 |
255 |
176 |
54 |
25 |
184 |
You didn’t read the terms and conditions when you bought your ticket? It’s an extra $59 for the human pilot upgrade. |
1.4074 |
0.03811 |
297 |
204 |
65 |
28 |
185 |
The plane navigation system is broken. I'm the back up . |
1.4069 |
0.03688 |
290 |
194 |
74 |
22 |
186 |
Then I said to myself, I fly all the time anyway, why not get paid for it? |
1.4069 |
0.04058 |
290 |
206 |
50 |
34 |
187 |
We'll have you down south in no time. |
1.4067 |
0.03504 |
327 |
220 |
81 |
26 |
188 |
You have nothing to worry about sir. I've been flying ever since I was born! |
1.4065 |
0.03695 |
310 |
212 |
70 |
28 |
189 |
This is the easy part. You should see me opening a can of soda. |
1.4060 |
0.03860 |
298 |
207 |
61 |
30 |
190 |
Today you'll be seating in a tight 'V' formation. |
1.4058 |
0.03676 |
276 |
182 |
76 |
18 |
191 |
Poop wherever you like! |
1.4054 |
0.04138 |
259 |
180 |
53 |
26 |
192 |
Actually, I said “carrion.” |
1.4054 |
0.03878 |
296 |
206 |
60 |
30 |
193 |
I'm an expert at water landings |
1.4053 |
0.03831 |
301 |
209 |
62 |
30 |
194 |
you're all heading south, right? |
1.4047 |
0.03640 |
299 |
201 |
75 |
23 |
195 |
I’ll supply the wing, you supply the prayer. |
1.4043 |
0.04006 |
277 |
193 |
56 |
28 |
196 |
Im sorry sir, according to FAA regulations, if you think I’m a duck, you’re too high to fly. |
1.4039 |
0.03878 |
255 |
170 |
67 |
18 |
197 |
I'm looking forward to migrating with you today. |
1.4034 |
0.04171 |
290 |
211 |
41 |
38 |
198 |
If you enjoyed this flight, we have another heading South in the fall. |
1.4034 |
0.03704 |
295 |
200 |
71 |
24 |
199 |
We're making some little adjustments to keep the lowest fares! |
1.4031 |
0.03885 |
258 |
173 |
66 |
19 |
200 |
What? You think I'm some kind of quack? |
1.4023 |
0.04183 |
261 |
184 |
49 |
28 |
201 |
I can guarantee you that your luggage will arrive by next spring. |
1.4008 |
0.04372 |
237 |
167 |
45 |
25 |
202 |
Don't worry, I'm just the mascot. Your real pilot's a chimp. |
1.4007 |
0.04068 |
277 |
196 |
51 |
30 |
203 |
Welcome. We'll be flying in V formation today. |
1.4000 |
0.03825 |
285 |
196 |
64 |
25 |
204 |
Can I interest you in some flight insurance |
1.4000 |
0.04065 |
265 |
185 |
54 |
26 |
205 |
This flight only goes south, you will need to wait until spring for your return trip. |
1.4000 |
0.03952 |
285 |
200 |
56 |
29 |
206 |
Learning how to fly was surprisingly easy the second time around... |
1.4000 |
0.03592 |
315 |
215 |
74 |
26 |
207 |
First migration? |
1.4000 |
0.04169 |
265 |
188 |
48 |
29 |
208 |
You needn't have worried... I've been flying my whole life. |
1.3993 |
0.03721 |
303 |
209 |
67 |
27 |
209 |
I have more flying experience than any commercial pilot in the world. |
1.3993 |
0.03840 |
273 |
186 |
65 |
22 |
210 |
Relax. I've been flying my whole life. |
1.3986 |
0.03762 |
281 |
191 |
68 |
22 |
211 |
Relax. It's a pilot study. |
1.3971 |
0.03986 |
272 |
190 |
56 |
26 |
212 |
Surprised to find a woman in the cockpit? |
1.3968 |
0.04390 |
247 |
178 |
40 |
29 |
213 |
Enjoy your migration, sir. |
1.3956 |
0.04107 |
273 |
195 |
48 |
30 |
214 |
Maverick? It's me, Goose. |
1.3933 |
0.04172 |
239 |
166 |
52 |
21 |
215 |
I can also be used as a floating devise. |
1.3913 |
0.04159 |
253 |
179 |
49 |
25 |
216 |
I was heading south for the winter anyway. |
1.3911 |
0.03632 |
271 |
181 |
74 |
16 |
217 |
On the bright side, I could be stuck in the propellor. |
1.3911 |
0.04191 |
271 |
197 |
42 |
32 |
218 |
I think you meant 'duck'. |
1.3909 |
0.04400 |
243 |
176 |
39 |
28 |
219 |
If it makes you feel any better, I identify as a pilot. |
1.3905 |
0.03959 |
274 |
193 |
55 |
26 |
220 |
Good afternoon, sir. Can I interest you in supplemental insurance today? |
1.3901 |
0.03844 |
282 |
197 |
60 |
25 |
221 |
See you in September when we head back North. |
1.3899 |
0.03686 |
277 |
188 |
70 |
19 |
222 |
All fowl mouthed passengers will be duck taped on this flight.
Welcome aboard! |
1.3898 |
0.03941 |
236 |
159 |
62 |
15 |
223 |
I got the airline as a settlement after the left engine wiped out my entire family |
1.3895 |
0.04096 |
285 |
208 |
43 |
34 |
224 |
Welcome aboard! You will be flying in the middle left V-formation. |
1.3891 |
0.04109 |
257 |
182 |
50 |
25 |
225 |
No, I’m not with immigration, I’m with “migration.” |
1.3891 |
0.03844 |
275 |
191 |
61 |
23 |
226 |
Welcome aboard, sir. Don't worry. I'm the entree in first class, not the pilot. |
1.3885 |
0.04074 |
260 |
184 |
51 |
25 |
227 |
So then I say to her, "What am I, foie gras?" |
1.3879 |
0.04414 |
214 |
150 |
45 |
19 |
228 |
Just so you know, we are flying south today. |
1.3878 |
0.03698 |
294 |
204 |
66 |
24 |
229 |
…and boy, are my wings tired! |
1.3877 |
0.04278 |
227 |
159 |
48 |
20 |
230 |
Our new motto is "If the plane goes down at least our pilots can still fly home" |
1.3874 |
0.04001 |
253 |
176 |
56 |
21 |
231 |
Thank you for flying Air Vulture, where carrion is always welcome. |
1.3872 |
0.04427 |
235 |
170 |
39 |
26 |
232 |
Let me know if you need a pillow |
1.3863 |
0.04285 |
233 |
165 |
46 |
22 |
233 |
Since GPS is not working, I was hired to fly the southern routes. |
1.3860 |
0.04171 |
228 |
158 |
52 |
18 |
234 |
Welcome aboard and thank you for migrating with us. |
1.3855 |
0.04084 |
262 |
187 |
49 |
26 |
235 |
In the event of a water landing, I’ll actually be quite pleased. |
1.3853 |
0.03946 |
231 |
156 |
61 |
14 |
236 |
Welcome sun seekers! Please keep in mind that
all return trips northbound only take place in the late spring. |
1.3849 |
0.03592 |
291 |
199 |
72 |
20 |
237 |
That's a gate check unless it's full of bread. |
1.3843 |
0.03999 |
242 |
167 |
57 |
18 |
238 |
Believe me, I have a lot of flight experience. |
1.3837 |
0.03879 |
245 |
167 |
62 |
16 |
239 |
Don’t look so surprised, I’ve been flying for twelve years |
1.3828 |
0.03598 |
290 |
199 |
71 |
20 |
240 |
For our first class customers, I will be served over basmati rice in a l' orange reduction sauce. Welcome aboard. |
1.3826 |
0.04058 |
264 |
189 |
49 |
26 |
241 |
In the event of a water landing—Ha! Who am I kidding? |
1.3825 |
0.04135 |
251 |
179 |
48 |
24 |
242 |
Just like last fall, we will be flying first in the "V" |
1.3821 |
0.04156 |
246 |
175 |
48 |
23 |
243 |
Today’s in-flight meal will be little chunks of white bread dipped in dirty pond water. |
1.3815 |
0.04060 |
270 |
195 |
47 |
28 |
244 |
In case of a water landing, remove your shoes and paddle vigorously. |
1.3811 |
0.03930 |
244 |
168 |
59 |
17 |
245 |
Since I was flying South anyway, I thought “Why not make a few extra bucks?” |
1.3811 |
0.04116 |
265 |
192 |
45 |
28 |
246 |
We'll be migrating shortly |
1.3810 |
0.04172 |
231 |
162 |
50 |
19 |
247 |
You’ll have to clear Migration Services |
1.3802 |
0.03951 |
242 |
167 |
58 |
17 |
248 |
I know what you're thinking, but I was kind of born for this... |
1.3793 |
0.03671 |
261 |
177 |
69 |
15 |
249 |
I recommend the beef. |
1.3790 |
0.04133 |
219 |
151 |
53 |
15 |
250 |
I’m also fully trained in water landings. |
1.3784 |
0.04428 |
222 |
160 |
40 |
22 |
251 |
Please seat yourselves in V formation. |
1.3782 |
0.03904 |
238 |
163 |
60 |
15 |
252 |
That "Duck as you enter the cabin" never gets old! |
1.3777 |
0.04360 |
233 |
169 |
40 |
24 |
253 |
No worries! I've been flying since I was young! |
1.3775 |
0.03912 |
249 |
173 |
58 |
18 |
254 |
Want to take a gander in the cockpit? |
1.3773 |
0.04456 |
220 |
159 |
39 |
22 |
255 |
In the unlikely event of a water landing,just float like I do. |
1.3760 |
0.04279 |
242 |
176 |
41 |
25 |
256 |
I can also do water landings. |
1.3755 |
0.03947 |
253 |
178 |
55 |
20 |
257 |
My specialty is water landings. |
1.3744 |
0.04026 |
227 |
157 |
55 |
15 |
258 |
No really, I haven’t crashed since I fell out of the nest! |
1.3744 |
0.04292 |
203 |
141 |
48 |
14 |
259 |
Close… but it starts with a D. |
1.3744 |
0.04646 |
195 |
140 |
37 |
18 |
260 |
What did you expect for ten dollars? |
1.3731 |
0.04433 |
201 |
142 |
43 |
16 |
261 |
Welcome aboard, please take a seat in V formation. |
1.3730 |
0.03874 |
252 |
176 |
58 |
18 |
262 |
Yup. Those are the drugs your parents warned you about! |
1.3724 |
0.04793 |
196 |
144 |
31 |
21 |
263 |
As soon as the captain has hatched, we'll be taxiing. |
1.3724 |
0.04354 |
239 |
176 |
37 |
26 |
264 |
Don't worry. I've been flying for years. |
1.3720 |
0.03726 |
250 |
171 |
65 |
14 |
265 |
Sir, you look exactly like my favorite statue. May I shit on your head? |
1.3710 |
0.04616 |
221 |
165 |
30 |
26 |
266 |
Hey, I'm not a quack! I earned these wings the hard way! |
1.3707 |
0.04055 |
232 |
163 |
52 |
17 |
267 |
No worries, I've been flying my entire life! |
1.3694 |
0.04031 |
222 |
154 |
54 |
14 |
268 |
Don't worry, I'm just the analog backup navigator. |
1.3694 |
0.04081 |
222 |
155 |
52 |
15 |
269 |
We'll be flying at 350 feet today. |
1.3693 |
0.04202 |
241 |
175 |
43 |
23 |
270 |
It's part of a new program to keep birds out of engines. |
1.3691 |
0.04263 |
233 |
169 |
42 |
22 |
271 |
In case of a water landing… Who am I kidding? I always do a water landing! |
1.3687 |
0.04345 |
217 |
156 |
42 |
19 |
272 |
Heading south for the winter? |
1.3687 |
0.04246 |
217 |
154 |
46 |
17 |
273 |
I was born to fly. |
1.3671 |
0.04035 |
237 |
168 |
51 |
18 |
274 |
Before you ask, we're still short-staffed post-Covid. As for my qualifications, I've logged more flight time than most of the pilots in the industry. |
1.3665 |
0.04139 |
221 |
156 |
49 |
16 |
275 |
All a-bird! |
1.3661 |
0.04792 |
183 |
133 |
33 |
17 |
276 |
And boy are my wings tired! Am I right? |
1.3661 |
0.04197 |
224 |
160 |
46 |
18 |
277 |
Miracle on the Hudson? That's a good one, never heard that one before. That's really funny. Hey, smart guy, how would you feel if a goose killed a flock of humans and everyone called him a hero? You ever think about it that way, you fuckin' prick? |
1.3661 |
0.04692 |
224 |
171 |
24 |
29 |
278 |
Last week we had a few "bird strikes". This week it's the pilots. |
1.3655 |
0.04108 |
238 |
171 |
47 |
20 |
279 |
Heading South I hope! |
1.3652 |
0.04072 |
230 |
163 |
50 |
17 |
280 |
Please note that we are not serving bread on today’s flight. |
1.3652 |
0.04209 |
230 |
166 |
44 |
20 |
281 |
Thank you for flying Spirt. If you’d like a human pilot, it will be a $275 up charge. |
1.3648 |
0.04118 |
244 |
177 |
45 |
22 |
282 |
I guess pigs flying doesn’t seem impossible now.” |
1.3646 |
0.04567 |
192 |
138 |
38 |
16 |
283 |
Welcome aboard! Today, we'll be flying south for the winter. |
1.3646 |
0.04321 |
192 |
134 |
46 |
12 |
284 |
Don’t worry, I’m an experienced pilot. I’ve been flying for most of my life. |
1.3645 |
0.04333 |
214 |
154 |
42 |
18 |
285 |
and don't worry about that water landing stuff. |
1.3641 |
0.04177 |
206 |
144 |
49 |
13 |
286 |
The plane practically flies itself. |
1.3636 |
0.04103 |
231 |
165 |
48 |
18 |
287 |
Welcome aboard! Watch the mess in the aisle. |
1.3632 |
0.04109 |
223 |
158 |
49 |
16 |
288 |
Don't worry sir! I'm just the navigator. The pilot has opposable thumbs. |
1.3628 |
0.04162 |
215 |
152 |
48 |
15 |
289 |
Just a quick trip over the pond. |
1.3628 |
0.04214 |
215 |
153 |
46 |
16 |
290 |
My copilot is a real turkey. |
1.3622 |
0.04379 |
196 |
139 |
43 |
14 |
291 |
I've made many successful landings on the Hudson. |
1.3622 |
0.04069 |
196 |
134 |
53 |
9 |
292 |
Don't worry, I've flown before. |
1.3618 |
0.04616 |
199 |
146 |
34 |
19 |
293 |
We make short stops at lakes, ponds and puddles on this flight. |
1.3617 |
0.03625 |
235 |
159 |
67 |
9 |
294 |
Welcome aboard and I’d appreciate it if you’d choose beef or vegetarian on today’s flight. |
1.3609 |
0.03923 |
230 |
161 |
55 |
14 |
295 |
Rest assured, I have a lifetime of flying experience. |
1.3602 |
0.04342 |
186 |
130 |
45 |
11 |
296 |
Take your seats, we're nearly set for migration. |
1.3598 |
0.04171 |
214 |
152 |
47 |
15 |
297 |
I hope you're insured with Aflac! |
1.3598 |
0.03955 |
214 |
148 |
55 |
11 |
298 |
Would you like to buy some supplemental travel insurance? |
1.3598 |
0.04064 |
214 |
150 |
51 |
13 |
299 |
Sorry about the turbulence - I ran into some friends. |
1.3596 |
0.04382 |
203 |
146 |
41 |
16 |
300 |
What's more of a surprise, that I can talk or that I was your pilot? |
1.3585 |
0.04301 |
212 |
153 |
42 |
17 |
301 |
It’s my first day, but don’t worry, I’ve been flying this route south for years. |
1.3584 |
0.04159 |
226 |
163 |
45 |
18 |
302 |
I'm flying South anyway, might as well get paid. |
1.3582 |
0.04467 |
201 |
146 |
38 |
17 |
303 |
I was the only one with enough flight experience. |
1.3581 |
0.04258 |
215 |
155 |
43 |
17 |
304 |
I’m great at water landings. |
1.3580 |
0.03776 |
243 |
170 |
59 |
14 |
305 |
No worries! I fly this twice a year! |
1.3580 |
0.04202 |
243 |
180 |
39 |
24 |
306 |
Welcome! Welcome! I hope you all like water landings! |
1.3578 |
0.04063 |
218 |
154 |
50 |
14 |
307 |
Welcome aboard! We will be flying in a southerly direction today. |
1.3575 |
0.04294 |
193 |
136 |
45 |
12 |
308 |
Welcome! We'll be flying at a height of 200 feet, with frequent stops at ponds, streams, and piles of cracked corn. |
1.3575 |
0.04264 |
207 |
148 |
44 |
15 |
309 |
It's safer having me in the cockpit than in the engine! |
1.3575 |
0.04426 |
207 |
151 |
38 |
18 |
310 |
Don’t worry, I’ve been flying all my life! |
1.3575 |
0.04273 |
221 |
161 |
41 |
19 |
311 |
We hope you'll migrate with us again. |
1.3571 |
0.04325 |
224 |
165 |
38 |
21 |
312 |
I hope you enjoyed the water landing as much as I did. |
1.3568 |
0.04072 |
213 |
150 |
50 |
13 |
313 |
Of course I know how to fly! You mean an airplane? |
1.3568 |
0.04440 |
199 |
144 |
39 |
16 |
314 |
Welcome Aboard, I haven't seen you since hunting season ended. |
1.3558 |
0.04302 |
208 |
150 |
42 |
16 |
315 |
Well, since you asked, yes, my wings ARE really tired. |
1.3557 |
0.04213 |
194 |
136 |
47 |
11 |
316 |
With all the close calls of late, they decided to hire a pilot who actually knows how to fly. |
1.3555 |
0.04205 |
211 |
151 |
45 |
15 |
317 |
AMTRACK!! |
1.3552 |
0.04837 |
183 |
136 |
29 |
18 |
318 |
Hope it’s not your first flight too. |
1.3552 |
0.04774 |
183 |
135 |
31 |
17 |
319 |
Care for any peanuts or tiny pieces of bread? |
1.3547 |
0.04484 |
203 |
149 |
36 |
18 |
320 |
We have been flying this north-south route since the dinosaurs. |
1.3547 |
0.04484 |
203 |
149 |
36 |
18 |
321 |
Don’t worry, I have thousands of hours of flight time. |
1.3542 |
0.04668 |
192 |
142 |
32 |
18 |
322 |
At Delta, we really do give a duck. |
1.3541 |
0.04443 |
209 |
154 |
36 |
19 |
323 |
It's better for everyone if I fly inside. |
1.3541 |
0.04545 |
209 |
156 |
32 |
21 |
324 |
... and I have specialized training in water landings. |
1.3536 |
0.04614 |
181 |
131 |
36 |
14 |
325 |
What did you expect at that ticket price? |
1.3536 |
0.04479 |
181 |
129 |
40 |
12 |
326 |
Welcome to "What Pilot Shortage?" Airlines! |
1.3533 |
0.04814 |
184 |
137 |
29 |
18 |
327 |
Better in the plane than in the engine, right? |
1.3532 |
0.04500 |
218 |
164 |
31 |
23 |
328 |
They said only loons become pilots! |
1.3515 |
0.04772 |
165 |
119 |
34 |
12 |
329 |
Your seat cushion is a flotation device. I only know how to land on water. |
1.3512 |
0.04170 |
205 |
146 |
46 |
13 |
330 |
Sir, I’m a duck...chickens can’t fly. |
1.3509 |
0.04940 |
171 |
127 |
28 |
16 |
331 |
Hi, I’m your new pilot with integrated GPS. |
1.3505 |
0.04362 |
214 |
158 |
37 |
19 |
332 |
You'll thank me if we need a water landing. |
1.3505 |
0.04156 |
214 |
154 |
45 |
15 |
333 |
Honk if you need anything. |
1.3500 |
0.04179 |
200 |
142 |
46 |
12 |
334 |
Has anyone ever told you you look a little like Ryan Gosling? |
1.3500 |
0.04465 |
220 |
166 |
31 |
23 |
335 |
I'm only here because of autocorrect. |
1.3500 |
0.04635 |
200 |
150 |
30 |
20 |
336 |
Sorry, sir. No carrion allowed on board. |
1.3492 |
0.04890 |
189 |
144 |
24 |
21 |
337 |
Welcome aboard, please check your tickets. Reminder, we only fly south and only in the winter. Thanks, and have a nice trip! |
1.3488 |
0.04087 |
215 |
154 |
47 |
14 |
338 |
After the whole Sully thing, I figured ‘If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em!’ |
1.3487 |
0.04607 |
195 |
145 |
32 |
18 |
339 |
Welcome aboard. I'd appreciate it if you didn't order the duck tonight. |
1.3484 |
0.04161 |
221 |
161 |
43 |
17 |
340 |
New York?! Oh no, we only fly South this time of year! |
1.3483 |
0.04337 |
201 |
146 |
40 |
15 |
341 |
We’re all going to Florida anyway. |
1.3482 |
0.04357 |
224 |
168 |
34 |
22 |
342 |
No, no degree. I was hired because of my flight experience. |
1.3478 |
0.04193 |
207 |
149 |
44 |
14 |
343 |
First time migrating? |
1.3476 |
0.04748 |
187 |
140 |
29 |
18 |
344 |
If it puts your mind at ease, water landings are my specialty |
1.3476 |
0.04499 |
187 |
136 |
37 |
14 |
345 |
Watch out for eggs in the overhead bins. |
1.3476 |
0.04499 |
187 |
136 |
37 |
14 |
346 |
The pilot is human. I'm just a canard. |
1.3474 |
0.04056 |
213 |
152 |
48 |
13 |
347 |
If you think I'm a quack, you should meet my co-pilot—talk about a real bird brain! |
1.3472 |
0.04400 |
193 |
140 |
39 |
14 |
348 |
Thank you for flying with us. For your next flight, consider upgrading to the front of the V. |
1.3467 |
0.04592 |
199 |
149 |
31 |
19 |
349 |
I'm a bird! How hard could it be? |
1.3463 |
0.03983 |
231 |
167 |
48 |
16 |
350 |
Welcome to the flight. Would you like some quackers? |
1.3462 |
0.04516 |
182 |
132 |
37 |
13 |
351 |
We’ll take off when you’re all in a row. |
1.3458 |
0.04094 |
214 |
154 |
46 |
14 |
352 |
Lifeboats? I don't know. My crew has never needed them. |
1.3455 |
0.04367 |
191 |
138 |
40 |
13 |
353 |
What were you expecting, a pig? |
1.3442 |
0.04184 |
215 |
157 |
42 |
16 |
354 |
Welcome aboard Air Canadian Goose. Watch your step! |
1.3439 |
0.04331 |
189 |
136 |
41 |
12 |
355 |
Don't worry, Sir. I've been flying my whole life. |
1.3438 |
0.04347 |
192 |
139 |
40 |
13 |
356 |
Thanks for flying South. |
1.3438 |
0.04532 |
192 |
142 |
34 |
16 |
357 |
Relax. I’ll be the main course in an hour. |
1.3436 |
0.04598 |
195 |
146 |
31 |
18 |
358 |
Thank you for flying South with us. |
1.3425 |
0.04660 |
181 |
134 |
32 |
15 |
359 |
I've had my wings a long time son. |
1.3421 |
0.04439 |
190 |
139 |
37 |
14 |
360 |
There will be a slight delay--waiting for the rest of the flock to come in from Chicago. |
1.3417 |
0.04178 |
199 |
143 |
44 |
12 |
361 |
I'm just here for the unlikely event of a water landing |
1.3416 |
0.04478 |
202 |
151 |
33 |
18 |
362 |
Sit down and let's get the flock out of here. |
1.3415 |
0.04321 |
205 |
151 |
38 |
16 |
363 |
Welcome abird! |
1.3409 |
0.04542 |
176 |
128 |
36 |
12 |
364 |
I am on duty in the event of a water landing. |
1.3407 |
0.04228 |
182 |
129 |
44 |
9 |
365 |
What? You think I got my wings yesterday? |
1.3404 |
0.04405 |
188 |
137 |
38 |
13 |
366 |
Welcome aboard. Please make your way to the back of the V-formation. |
1.3404 |
0.04532 |
188 |
139 |
34 |
15 |
367 |
Unfortunately, we won’t be in the air until early spring. |
1.3403 |
0.04481 |
191 |
141 |
35 |
15 |
368 |
They gave me a job if I agreed not to fly into the engines. |
1.3402 |
0.04310 |
194 |
141 |
40 |
13 |
369 |
Don’t happen to have any bread in there do you? |
1.3389 |
0.04605 |
180 |
133 |
33 |
14 |
370 |
Welcome aboard, we'll be dining on Roast Duck in this flight... just kidding, it's pretzels again. |
1.3388 |
0.04681 |
183 |
137 |
30 |
16 |
371 |
Don’t worry, this isn’t my first flight across the pond |
1.3387 |
0.04301 |
186 |
134 |
41 |
11 |
372 |
Our flights are guaranteed to be free of human error. |
1.3385 |
0.04582 |
192 |
144 |
31 |
17 |
373 |
I hope you snagged a window seat—we’re flying in V formation. |
1.3384 |
0.04424 |
198 |
147 |
35 |
16 |
374 |
Relax, I make this flight every winter. |
1.3383 |
0.04489 |
201 |
151 |
32 |
18 |
375 |
Don't worry, I can fly in my sleep! |
1.3382 |
0.04274 |
204 |
150 |
39 |
15 |
376 |
Please stop staring at my breast. |
1.3382 |
0.04394 |
207 |
155 |
34 |
18 |
377 |
Duck Duck - Go |
1.3382 |
0.04231 |
207 |
152 |
40 |
15 |
378 |
In case of emergency, just follow me out the window. |
1.3371 |
0.04553 |
175 |
128 |
35 |
12 |
379 |
Don’t worry, I have a flock of co-pilots. |
1.3370 |
0.04378 |
181 |
131 |
39 |
11 |
380 |
You look surprised. Well, let me assure you, I'm a natural at this. |
1.3370 |
0.04464 |
184 |
135 |
36 |
13 |
381 |
Wow! It's my first flight, too! |
1.3369 |
0.04668 |
187 |
141 |
29 |
17 |
382 |
Don't worry, I've been flying my whole life. |
1.3368 |
0.04301 |
190 |
138 |
40 |
12 |
383 |
Welcome aboard. I'll be your captain or your entrée. Your choice. |
1.3368 |
0.04553 |
190 |
142 |
32 |
16 |
384 |
You're in luck, we're headed North too. |
1.3368 |
0.04366 |
190 |
139 |
38 |
13 |
385 |
In the event of a water landing, I'll be your flotation device. |
1.3368 |
0.04170 |
190 |
136 |
44 |
10 |
386 |
... and we do stopovers at every lake. |
1.3368 |
0.04256 |
193 |
140 |
41 |
12 |
387 |
No no, it’s “Quack-tar” Airways, lots of people make that mistake |
1.3367 |
0.04334 |
196 |
144 |
38 |
14 |
388 |
The whole thing started way back with a snake, then W.C. Fields pretended his dog could talk, then Francis joined the Army and Mr. Ed of course, of course, then a lizard and that was it -- game on... |
1.3366 |
0.04414 |
202 |
151 |
34 |
17 |
389 |
Pssst, ….would you sit on my eggs
until I get us up in the air? |
1.3365 |
0.04331 |
211 |
158 |
35 |
18 |
390 |
Flying is in my DNA. |
1.3365 |
0.04331 |
211 |
158 |
35 |
18 |
391 |
Well, if I look like a pilot, and I act like a pilot, then… |
1.3354 |
0.04914 |
164 |
123 |
27 |
14 |
392 |
Watch what you step in. |
1.3353 |
0.04997 |
167 |
127 |
24 |
16 |
393 |
Hey, could be worse. Pigs could fly. |
1.3353 |
0.04411 |
170 |
122 |
39 |
9 |
394 |
May I see your carrion? |
1.3353 |
0.04932 |
170 |
129 |
25 |
16 |
395 |
They hire us as pilots to keep us out of the engines. |
1.3352 |
0.04478 |
179 |
131 |
36 |
12 |
396 |
Don't look so shocked. I probably know more about flying than you do. |
1.3351 |
0.04522 |
188 |
140 |
33 |
15 |
397 |
Don't bother. Complaints just roll off me. |
1.3351 |
0.04394 |
188 |
138 |
37 |
13 |
398 |
Trust me, I know HOW TO FLY; the other guys are quacks! |
1.3351 |
0.04263 |
188 |
136 |
41 |
11 |
399 |
Always knew I wanted to be a pilot... like I was born to fly. |
1.3351 |
0.04282 |
191 |
139 |
40 |
12 |
400 |
Relax. I've flown this route a thousand times. |
1.3351 |
0.04409 |
191 |
141 |
36 |
14 |
401 |
Relax. I've been flying for years. |
1.3351 |
0.04422 |
194 |
144 |
35 |
15 |
402 |
I hope you like water landings. |
1.3349 |
0.03854 |
209 |
148 |
52 |
9 |
403 |
We’re just going across the pond. |
1.3349 |
0.04085 |
209 |
152 |
44 |
13 |
404 |
Don't worry,I was born to fly. |
1.3333 |
0.04222 |
186 |
134 |
42 |
10 |
405 |
The good news is - if we crash land, you can always eat me. |
1.3333 |
0.04751 |
168 |
125 |
30 |
13 |
406 |
Not to worry. When we're in the air, we change captains every half hour. |
1.3333 |
0.04199 |
192 |
139 |
42 |
11 |
407 |
I have more flight hours than any other pilot |
1.3333 |
0.04676 |
168 |
124 |
32 |
12 |
408 |
Please stow all luggage and then find your spot in the V formation. |
1.3333 |
0.04606 |
183 |
137 |
31 |
15 |
409 |
Don't worry, I'm trained for water landings |
1.3333 |
0.04907 |
153 |
113 |
29 |
11 |
410 |
Don't worry, I've been doing this since I was two months old. |
1.3333 |
0.04706 |
174 |
130 |
30 |
14 |
411 |
You might want to listen carefully to the bit about water landings. |
1.3333 |
0.04030 |
213 |
155 |
45 |
13 |
412 |
Reminder: No down pillows on this flight . . . for obvious reasons. |
1.3333 |
0.04564 |
189 |
142 |
31 |
16 |
413 |
Today we are flying in a tight V formation. |
1.3333 |
0.04000 |
192 |
136 |
48 |
8 |
414 |
“No worry sir, I’ve flown this route hundreds of times.” |
1.3317 |
0.04337 |
199 |
148 |
36 |
15 |
415 |
. Welcome to the migration. We’ll be eighth back in the V formation with an optimal visual contact position and an expectation of reaching the nesting site in four days. |
1.3317 |
0.04218 |
199 |
146 |
40 |
13 |
416 |
It's part of the settlement after I was sucked into the engine |
1.3314 |
0.04753 |
175 |
132 |
28 |
15 |
417 |
Not to worry, I fly this route north every spring. |
1.3314 |
0.04652 |
169 |
125 |
32 |
12 |
418 |
It keeps us from getting sucked into the engines this way. |
1.3313 |
0.04632 |
166 |
122 |
33 |
11 |
419 |
Thank you for flying on A Wing and a Prayer” |
1.3300 |
0.04386 |
203 |
153 |
33 |
17 |
420 |
And in the event that I choose to do a water landing..... |
1.3298 |
0.04318 |
188 |
138 |
38 |
12 |
421 |
Hope we don't hit any of my cousins, am I right? |
1.3297 |
0.04433 |
185 |
137 |
35 |
13 |
422 |
Last chance for insurance. |
1.3297 |
0.04433 |
185 |
137 |
35 |
13 |
423 |
Getting my wings came naturally. |
1.3295 |
0.04373 |
176 |
128 |
38 |
10 |
424 |
I prefer 'watch your head.' |
1.3294 |
0.04703 |
170 |
127 |
30 |
13 |
425 |
Thanks for flying Spirit. |
1.3294 |
0.04777 |
170 |
128 |
28 |
14 |
426 |
The airlines figure we’re less likely to go on strike. |
1.3293 |
0.04368 |
167 |
120 |
39 |
8 |
427 |
Don’t worry! We have all of our ducks in a row. |
1.3292 |
0.04560 |
161 |
117 |
35 |
9 |
428 |
The airlines were short-staffed. They asked me since I was heading south anyway. |
1.3291 |
0.04617 |
158 |
115 |
34 |
9 |
429 |
The airline must be paying the crew in chicken feed these days. |
1.3289 |
0.04552 |
152 |
109 |
36 |
7 |
430 |
Welcome to bird class. |
1.3282 |
0.04145 |
195 |
142 |
42 |
11 |
431 |
I started out as the mascot. |
1.3280 |
0.04364 |
189 |
140 |
36 |
13 |
432 |
You're in good hands—well, you know what I mean. |
1.3278 |
0.04156 |
180 |
129 |
43 |
8 |
433 |
You're surprised by the bill, I get it. |
1.3278 |
0.04583 |
180 |
135 |
31 |
14 |
434 |
Don't worry – I've gone across the pond a hundred times. |
1.3277 |
0.04637 |
177 |
133 |
30 |
14 |
435 |
Trust me, you're safer with us inside than flying into the engines. |
1.3276 |
0.04694 |
174 |
131 |
29 |
14 |
436 |
Don't worry. I'm just a decoy. |
1.3276 |
0.04623 |
174 |
130 |
31 |
13 |
437 |
Sorry for the water landing, force of habit! |
1.3275 |
0.04680 |
171 |
128 |
30 |
13 |
438 |
Don't worry, I'm just here for emotional support. |
1.3275 |
0.04454 |
171 |
125 |
36 |
10 |
439 |
Trust me. I was flying before I could walk. |
1.3275 |
0.04680 |
171 |
128 |
30 |
13 |
440 |
Don’t worry, I’ve had my wings forever. |
1.3274 |
0.04887 |
168 |
128 |
25 |
15 |
441 |
Uh yeah, of course I can fly. Aren’t you more shocked I can speak? |
1.3274 |
0.04959 |
168 |
129 |
23 |
16 |
442 |
My cousin actually met Captain Sully. |
1.3273 |
0.04722 |
165 |
123 |
30 |
12 |
443 |
I got fast promotion to Captain based on my extensive flight hours. |
1.3273 |
0.04562 |
165 |
121 |
34 |
10 |
444 |
“Have a nice mating season, and we hope you’ll fly Migration Air again in the fall.” |
1.3272 |
0.04862 |
162 |
122 |
27 |
13 |
445 |
And you thought it was just the legroom that was shrinking. |
1.3269 |
0.04562 |
156 |
113 |
35 |
8 |
446 |
I used to work for Aflac |
1.3266 |
0.04443 |
199 |
151 |
31 |
17 |
447 |
Rest assured. At this time of year no one knows better how to fly south. |
1.3264 |
0.04811 |
144 |
105 |
31 |
8 |
448 |
I'm a seasonal worker. |
1.3261 |
0.04237 |
184 |
134 |
40 |
10 |
449 |
Welcome to Duck, Duck,Goose Airlines! |
1.3260 |
0.04493 |
181 |
135 |
33 |
13 |
450 |
...and the in-flight meal will be little torn chunks of bread. |
1.3260 |
0.04283 |
181 |
132 |
39 |
10 |
451 |
I'm concerned also. My co-pilot is a chicken. |
1.3260 |
0.04424 |
181 |
134 |
35 |
12 |
452 |
As a cost-cutting measure, the airline is only hiring pilots who already know how to fly. |
1.3258 |
0.04257 |
178 |
129 |
40 |
9 |
453 |
Welcome aboard! We'll be flying in formation with 47 other aircraft at about 800 feet. |
1.3256 |
0.04729 |
172 |
130 |
28 |
14 |
454 |
The job posting only required 1,000 hours of flight experience |
1.3254 |
0.04122 |
209 |
155 |
40 |
14 |
455 |
I get that all the time - No worries, I'm older than I look. |
1.3247 |
0.05120 |
154 |
118 |
22 |
14 |
456 |
I’m looking for a volunteer to help me reach the controls. |
1.3246 |
0.04261 |
191 |
141 |
38 |
12 |
457 |
And the Doctors said I would never fly again |
1.3245 |
0.04932 |
151 |
113 |
27 |
11 |
458 |
If you’re interested, we have a special deal on flight insurance. |
1.3243 |
0.04487 |
185 |
139 |
32 |
14 |
459 |
And welcome to Spirit Airlines. |
1.3240 |
0.04727 |
179 |
137 |
26 |
16 |
460 |
Welcome aboard. You should know, this time of year, we only fly south. |
1.3237 |
0.04560 |
173 |
129 |
32 |
12 |
461 |
Our return flight south should be in about six months. |
1.3235 |
0.04462 |
170 |
125 |
35 |
10 |
462 |
Relax. I’m going to wing it. |
1.3234 |
0.04673 |
167 |
125 |
30 |
12 |
463 |
Don't be so surprised - this is SO MUCH BETTER than sitting at an insurance company desk! |
1.3230 |
0.04099 |
226 |
171 |
37 |
18 |
464 |
You'll need to check that bag AND that attitude. |
1.3230 |
0.04794 |
161 |
121 |
28 |
12 |
465 |
AFLAC fired me for using fowl language. |
1.3230 |
0.04712 |
161 |
120 |
30 |
11 |
466 |
Relax! I'm just flying the plane, it's not like I'm gonna get sucked into an engine! |
1.3226 |
0.04838 |
155 |
116 |
28 |
11 |
467 |
Welcome aboard! Please stow your baggage and assemble yourselves in the V formation before take-off. |
1.3224 |
0.04314 |
183 |
135 |
37 |
11 |
468 |
These new planes fly themselves. I'm just the mascot. |
1.3222 |
0.04502 |
180 |
135 |
32 |
13 |
469 |
Carrion aren’t allowed on this flight. |
1.3218 |
0.04441 |
202 |
155 |
29 |
18 |
470 |
I'll be your Caption today... |
1.3216 |
0.04812 |
171 |
131 |
25 |
15 |
471 |
How far south are you going? |
1.3216 |
0.04592 |
171 |
128 |
31 |
12 |
472 |
Thank you for choosing Wild Frontier Airlines. |
1.3211 |
0.04522 |
190 |
145 |
29 |
16 |
473 |
What, you think I don't know how to fly? |
1.3210 |
0.04687 |
162 |
121 |
30 |
11 |
474 |
No worries. I fly this route twice a year. |
1.3208 |
0.04748 |
159 |
119 |
29 |
11 |
475 |
The labor shortage affects us all. |
1.3208 |
0.04748 |
159 |
119 |
29 |
11 |
476 |
Don’t worry, I’ve flown this route south every year for as long as I can remember. |
1.3208 |
0.04748 |
159 |
119 |
29 |
11 |
477 |
In the unlikely event of a water landing, I assure you that I will be perfectly safe. |
1.3207 |
0.04691 |
184 |
142 |
25 |
17 |
478 |
It’s in your best interest to order the beef. |
1.3205 |
0.05223 |
156 |
122 |
18 |
16 |
479 |
We're going to need to check your bag for foie gras. |
1.3205 |
0.05144 |
156 |
121 |
20 |
15 |
480 |
And then I joked "and man are my arms tired!" |
1.3202 |
0.04739 |
178 |
137 |
25 |
16 |
481 |
We’ll be flying south today. |
1.3200 |
0.04658 |
175 |
133 |
28 |
14 |
482 |
Relax! I was born to fly! |
1.3195 |
0.04391 |
169 |
124 |
36 |
9 |
483 |
It takes some getting used to not landing on the water. |
1.3193 |
0.04605 |
166 |
124 |
31 |
11 |
484 |
Due to inflation, the airline switched from Aviators to Avians |
1.3193 |
0.04837 |
166 |
127 |
25 |
14 |
485 |
Thank you for flying south with us, we look forward to migrating again with you soon. |
1.3191 |
0.04736 |
188 |
147 |
22 |
19 |
486 |
Please come see us again for your next migration. |
1.3182 |
0.04565 |
176 |
133 |
30 |
13 |
487 |
No I am just the wingman, your pilot is a homing pigeon. |
1.3182 |
0.04761 |
154 |
115 |
29 |
10 |
488 |
Don't worry. I'm a quack pilot. |
1.3179 |
0.04916 |
151 |
114 |
26 |
11 |
489 |
Hope you enjoyed your flight across the pond. |
1.3176 |
0.04751 |
170 |
130 |
26 |
14 |
490 |
I was laid off by AFLAC. What's your story? |
1.3173 |
0.04005 |
208 |
154 |
42 |
12 |
491 |
I took to flight school like a duck takes to water. |
1.3169 |
0.05132 |
142 |
108 |
23 |
11 |
492 |
I may have just got my pilots’ license but I’ve had my wings since birth. |
1.3168 |
0.04779 |
161 |
122 |
27 |
12 |
493 |
Have a seat. Drinks and quackers will be right out. |
1.3167 |
0.04420 |
180 |
135 |
33 |
12 |
494 |
Making your way back up north too, huh? |
1.3165 |
0.04673 |
158 |
118 |
30 |
10 |
495 |
Don't look so worried. I have been flying all my life |
1.3164 |
0.04817 |
177 |
138 |
22 |
17 |
496 |
Not to worry—I’m especially good at water landings. |
1.3161 |
0.04735 |
155 |
116 |
29 |
10 |
497 |
Donald was an unlikely movie star too. |
1.3161 |
0.04735 |
155 |
116 |
29 |
10 |
498 |
I’ll be navigating. I’ve flown this route before. |
1.3161 |
0.04809 |
174 |
135 |
23 |
16 |
499 |
Knowing I’ll be your captain today, would you like the chicken or the pasta? |
1.3161 |
0.04220 |
174 |
127 |
39 |
8 |
500 |
The better question is why you ever trusted a human with this in the first place. |
1.3161 |
0.04669 |
174 |
133 |
27 |
14 |
501 |
No worries, I'm an excellent flyer! |
1.3155 |
0.04712 |
168 |
128 |
27 |
13 |
502 |
Yes, I've flown before. |
1.3155 |
0.04479 |
168 |
125 |
33 |
10 |
503 |
Well, what did you think they meant when they said you’d see a small bill when you flew with us? |
1.3152 |
0.04614 |
165 |
124 |
30 |
11 |
504 |
And I get to do it all completely nude. |
1.3151 |
0.04836 |
146 |
109 |
28 |
9 |
505 |
Better the cockpit than the engine, I always say. |
1.3147 |
0.05004 |
143 |
108 |
25 |
10 |
506 |
Thank you for choosing Am-quack. |
1.3143 |
0.04574 |
175 |
133 |
29 |
13 |
507 |
What? Those Aflac checks don’t last forever. I’ve got bills to feed.” |
1.3141 |
0.05129 |
156 |
122 |
19 |
15 |
508 |
It's not a gag; we're a gaggle. |
1.3139 |
0.05155 |
137 |
104 |
23 |
10 |
509 |
I just flew in from the west coast and boy are my wings tired. |
1.3139 |
0.05155 |
137 |
104 |
23 |
10 |
510 |
Please flock to the rear of the plane. |
1.3136 |
0.04212 |
169 |
123 |
39 |
7 |
511 |
To be fair, I didn't need to earn my wings. |
1.3133 |
0.04647 |
150 |
111 |
31 |
8 |
512 |
Welcome aboard. Remember: no fowl language. |
1.3132 |
0.04582 |
182 |
140 |
27 |
15 |
513 |
Don't worry, I'm very experienced at water landings. |
1.3130 |
0.05093 |
131 |
98 |
25 |
8 |
514 |
Yes sir - I walk like a duck and quack like a duck, but I fly commercial jets like a grizzled combat veteran. |
1.3130 |
0.05428 |
131 |
101 |
19 |
11 |
515 |
Your return has been delayed to winter. |
1.3128 |
0.04428 |
179 |
135 |
32 |
12 |
516 |
I work all the flights going south. |
1.3128 |
0.04237 |
195 |
147 |
35 |
13 |
517 |
Your concern should rather be that I am drunk. |
1.3121 |
0.04533 |
173 |
131 |
30 |
12 |
518 |
We will be flying carbon-free today. |
1.3118 |
0.04192 |
170 |
124 |
39 |
7 |
519 |
I'm just going to wing it. |
1.3114 |
0.04722 |
167 |
128 |
26 |
13 |
520 |
Wanna see me do a water landing? |
1.3113 |
0.04899 |
151 |
115 |
25 |
11 |
521 |
Don't worry. My water landings are flawless. |
1.3113 |
0.05076 |
151 |
117 |
21 |
13 |
522 |
Thanks for flying with Aflac. |
1.3111 |
0.04407 |
180 |
136 |
32 |
12 |
523 |
Yeah ... it's me! But don't worry, I was flying long before I started selling insurance. |
1.3111 |
0.04190 |
180 |
133 |
38 |
9 |
524 |
Yeah, I fly this route at least once a year. |
1.3110 |
0.04199 |
164 |
119 |
39 |
6 |
525 |
How do you get down from an airplane? You don't. You get down from a duck! |
1.3110 |
0.04459 |
164 |
122 |
33 |
9 |
526 |
You'll love the new flying formation. |
1.3103 |
0.04284 |
174 |
129 |
36 |
9 |
527 |
Yeah, yeah, my arms still aren't tired. Asshole. |
1.3103 |
0.05226 |
145 |
113 |
19 |
13 |
528 |
Are you kidding me? I've been flying since I could walk. |
1.3101 |
0.04511 |
129 |
92 |
34 |
3 |
529 |
It was either this or being on the in-flight menu. |
1.3099 |
0.04640 |
171 |
131 |
27 |
13 |
530 |
We'll be pushing back just as soon as the other flights are in formation. |
1.3095 |
0.04697 |
168 |
129 |
26 |
13 |
531 |
Please be seated in the V formation. |
1.3094 |
0.04097 |
181 |
133 |
40 |
8 |
532 |
Don't worry, I went to flight school. |
1.3092 |
0.04871 |
152 |
116 |
25 |
11 |
533 |
Here at Spirit Airlines, we don’t give a duck. |
1.3092 |
0.04871 |
152 |
116 |
25 |
11 |
534 |
No bird strikes guaranteed.” |
1.3091 |
0.04266 |
165 |
121 |
37 |
7 |
535 |
Don’’t worry about me; I was born to fly. |
1.3088 |
0.04727 |
136 |
100 |
30 |
6 |
536 |
If I look like a pilot, and I sound like a pilot... |
1.3086 |
0.04657 |
162 |
123 |
28 |
11 |
537 |
Don't worry. I've been flying almost my whole life. |
1.3086 |
0.04819 |
162 |
125 |
24 |
13 |
538 |
Sir, this is the northbound flight. Southbound departs in October. |
1.3082 |
0.04817 |
146 |
110 |
27 |
9 |
539 |
So then I said, who you calling a ‘flightless bird’? |
1.3082 |
0.04817 |
146 |
110 |
27 |
9 |
540 |
Of course I know how to fly, you silly goose! |
1.3082 |
0.04964 |
159 |
124 |
21 |
14 |
541 |
Welcome aboard the number one airline for those of us who fly for a living. |
1.3081 |
0.04689 |
172 |
133 |
25 |
14 |
542 |
Pro tip: Stay away from the engines. |
1.3077 |
0.04865 |
156 |
120 |
24 |
12 |
543 |
Thank you again for flying Southwest for the winter! |
1.3077 |
0.04673 |
169 |
130 |
26 |
13 |
544 |
They wanted someone with flight experience. |
1.3077 |
0.04325 |
156 |
114 |
36 |
6 |
545 |
Worst case scenario, I’m great at water landings. |
1.3077 |
0.04865 |
156 |
120 |
24 |
12 |
546 |
Don't worry Sir; the extra set of wings is simply a safety feature on this aircraft. |
1.3077 |
0.04365 |
182 |
138 |
32 |
12 |
547 |
Please let your flight attendant know if you’re unable or unwilling to flap you arms in the unlikely event of an emergency. |
1.3077 |
0.04865 |
156 |
120 |
24 |
12 |
548 |
The Secretary of Transportation has made it his mission to be as inclusive as possible and, at the same time, address criticism regarding competence. I’m a win win. |
1.3077 |
0.04673 |
169 |
130 |
26 |
13 |
549 |
Don’t worry sir, the flight attendants are total chicks. |
1.3077 |
0.04985 |
143 |
109 |
24 |
10 |
550 |
Welcome aboard Migratory Flight 1126. |
1.3073 |
0.04074 |
192 |
143 |
39 |
10 |
551 |
I'm the airline's chief diversity officer. |
1.3072 |
0.04732 |
166 |
128 |
25 |
13 |
552 |
Southwest had to make some changes. |
1.3072 |
0.04413 |
166 |
124 |
33 |
9 |
553 |
Don't worry. I have more than ten thousand flying hours. |
1.3067 |
0.04725 |
150 |
113 |
28 |
9 |
554 |
What? You never saw a captain with a hat? |
1.3067 |
0.04629 |
150 |
112 |
30 |
8 |
555 |
You’re in good hands. I’m Captain Aflac. |
1.3064 |
0.04593 |
173 |
133 |
27 |
13 |
556 |
Don't be alarmed sir, I've got my wings. |
1.3062 |
0.04691 |
160 |
122 |
27 |
11 |
557 |
When I told them I had 10,000 hours of flight time they had no choice |
1.3061 |
0.04789 |
147 |
111 |
27 |
9 |
558 |
That's right--I am a quack pilot. We're not just doctors, you know. |
1.3061 |
0.04980 |
147 |
113 |
23 |
11 |
559 |
In the likely event of a water landing, are you able to assist with the exit doors? |
1.3060 |
0.05321 |
134 |
104 |
19 |
11 |
560 |
Relax, I’m just the coop-pilot |
1.3057 |
0.04578 |
157 |
118 |
30 |
9 |
561 |
Our next flight out is in November. |
1.3057 |
0.04488 |
157 |
117 |
32 |
8 |
562 |
And for lunch we're serving the crumbs you threw at me in the East River. |
1.3057 |
0.04578 |
157 |
118 |
30 |
9 |
563 |
I'm on board in case of a water landing. |
1.3056 |
0.04755 |
144 |
108 |
28 |
8 |
564 |
Please take your seat. We will be joining the vee soon. Enjoy your migration. |
1.3052 |
0.04727 |
154 |
117 |
27 |
10 |
565 |
Come back in the winter. I'll be flying south. |
1.3049 |
0.04608 |
164 |
125 |
28 |
11 |
566 |
Boy do I have a migrate headache! |
1.3046 |
0.04063 |
197 |
148 |
38 |
11 |
567 |
I told you to trust me on that water landing. |
1.3043 |
0.04410 |
161 |
120 |
33 |
8 |
568 |
On behalf of the rest of the flock, welcome aboard. |
1.3043 |
0.04582 |
161 |
122 |
29 |
10 |
569 |
Don't worry, my co-pilot can reach the pedals. |
1.3041 |
0.04857 |
148 |
113 |
25 |
10 |
570 |
Passengers aren't the only quacks on this flight, sir. |
1.3038 |
0.04811 |
158 |
122 |
24 |
12 |
571 |
Don't look so alarmed. I've had more than 12,000 hours in the air |
1.3036 |
0.04448 |
168 |
127 |
31 |
10 |
572 |
Don't be alarmed, I've been flying my whole life. |
1.3034 |
0.04202 |
178 |
133 |
36 |
9 |
573 |
To improve flight times, we moved to a V formation. I'll be your lead. |
1.3032 |
0.04961 |
155 |
121 |
21 |
13 |
574 |
I'll be assisting the captain with flight in formation. |
1.3032 |
0.04611 |
155 |
117 |
29 |
9 |
575 |
Not to worry. I've been flying this route for years. Not in a plane, mind you... |
1.3030 |
0.04419 |
165 |
124 |
32 |
9 |
576 |
Don't worry, I've flown plenty of times before. Mainly South. In the winter. |
1.3030 |
0.04802 |
132 |
98 |
28 |
6 |
577 |
At least I don't go on strike. |
1.3029 |
0.04400 |
175 |
133 |
31 |
11 |
578 |
I've flown before, just not with humans. |
1.3029 |
0.04325 |
175 |
132 |
33 |
10 |
579 |
Don't worry, sir. We'll keep in a tight "V" formation for the entire flight. |
1.3028 |
0.04687 |
142 |
106 |
29 |
7 |
580 |
Well, the airlines finally got serious about preventing bird strikes and hired the experts. |
1.3026 |
0.04577 |
152 |
114 |
30 |
8 |
581 |
Welcome to " Ducks in a Row Airlines"; I am your captain, Daffy. |
1.3026 |
0.04854 |
152 |
117 |
24 |
11 |
582 |
Enjoy your migratory status. |
1.3026 |
0.04481 |
152 |
113 |
32 |
7 |
583 |
Welcome aboard! Though the weather be fowl or fair, Duck and Cover Air will get you there. |
1.3026 |
0.04213 |
195 |
149 |
33 |
13 |
584 |
Thank you for flying a Wing and a Prayer Airlines! |
1.3025 |
0.04641 |
162 |
124 |
27 |
11 |
585 |
Not only do I pilot, but serve as floatation device and pillow. |
1.3025 |
0.04641 |
162 |
124 |
27 |
11 |
586 |
‘Don’t worry. I’m a natural.’ |
1.3023 |
0.04747 |
129 |
95 |
29 |
5 |
587 |
I mean technically I can fly, you know what I mean? |
1.3022 |
0.04860 |
139 |
105 |
26 |
8 |
588 |
Not to worry. We're flying on a wing and a prayer. |
1.3020 |
0.04921 |
149 |
115 |
23 |
11 |
589 |
Relax, I’ve been flying since I was a fledgling. |
1.3020 |
0.04437 |
149 |
110 |
33 |
6 |
590 |
Our in-flight snack is torn-up pieces of white bread. |
1.3019 |
0.04615 |
159 |
121 |
28 |
10 |
591 |
Need help or would you rather wing it? |
1.3019 |
0.04528 |
159 |
120 |
30 |
9 |
592 |
Don't worry,we've been flying for far longer than you have. |
1.3017 |
0.04256 |
179 |
135 |
34 |
10 |
593 |
I'm winging it, but arent we all? |
1.3016 |
0.05197 |
126 |
96 |
22 |
8 |
594 |
No need to be nervous. I logged 300,000 miles this year alone. |
1.3013 |
0.04762 |
156 |
120 |
25 |
11 |
595 |
Don’t worry, I have a lot of experience flying South this time of year. |
1.3007 |
0.04865 |
143 |
109 |
25 |
9 |
596 |
You should see the co-pilot. |
1.3007 |
0.04645 |
153 |
116 |
28 |
9 |
597 |
You probably thought I was going to say "AFLAC". |
1.3007 |
0.05087 |
153 |
121 |
18 |
14 |
598 |
I usually fly by the seat of my pants, but it’s casual Friday so I took mine off. |
1.3006 |
0.04186 |
163 |
120 |
37 |
6 |
599 |
Heading south for the winter, huh? |
1.3006 |
0.04186 |
163 |
120 |
37 |
6 |
600 |
Duck...Duck...Goose! You'll be my co-pilot. |
1.3006 |
0.04352 |
173 |
131 |
32 |
10 |
601 |
So as you can see… no need to worry about bird strikes. |
1.3000 |
0.04326 |
160 |
119 |
34 |
7 |
602 |
My cousin helped make Sully famous. |
1.3000 |
0.04983 |
150 |
117 |
21 |
12 |
603 |
Don’t worry. I fly southwest every year. |
1.3000 |
0.04512 |
150 |
112 |
31 |
7 |
604 |
Our airline also features a travel package with no down. |
1.3000 |
0.05139 |
140 |
109 |
20 |
11 |
605 |
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck
and quacks like a duck, then it may just be your pilot. |
1.3000 |
0.04075 |
170 |
125 |
39 |
6 |
606 |
Heading north again, are we? Great instinct! |
1.3000 |
0.04590 |
160 |
122 |
28 |
10 |
607 |
I'll bet you thought it was the intercom that made me sound this way. |
1.2993 |
0.04671 |
147 |
111 |
28 |
8 |
608 |
Don’t panic if someone yells “Duck!”. |
1.2993 |
0.04789 |
137 |
103 |
27 |
7 |
609 |
I’m Daffy. I’ll be your pilot today. Donald has flown the coop. |
1.2988 |
0.04592 |
164 |
126 |
27 |
11 |
610 |
Take off is delayed while they find a runway big enough for a flock of jets. |
1.2987 |
0.04334 |
154 |
114 |
34 |
6 |
611 |
I'm your captain and I've flown south many times. |
1.2987 |
0.04799 |
154 |
119 |
24 |
11 |
612 |
Your crew today is strictly off the grid, and you should also be aware that we only fly north or south, depending on the season. |
1.2987 |
0.04619 |
154 |
117 |
28 |
9 |
613 |
I'm the substitute pilot - the Captain's out with bird flu. |
1.2986 |
0.05033 |
144 |
112 |
21 |
11 |
614 |
Relax. I have an awesome number of frequent flyer miles. |
1.2984 |
0.04264 |
191 |
147 |
31 |
13 |
615 |
Duck on your way out! |
1.2984 |
0.04578 |
124 |
90 |
31 |
3 |
616 |
On behalf of our entire Canadian crew, we thank you for flying south with us today.” |
1.2982 |
0.04535 |
171 |
132 |
27 |
12 |
617 |
With the pilot shortage, they said any flight experience was applicable… |
1.2981 |
0.04732 |
161 |
125 |
24 |
12 |
618 |
Don't worry, I've logged tons of hours of flying time. |
1.2981 |
0.04479 |
161 |
122 |
30 |
9 |
619 |
Please enjoy my complimentary eggs |
1.2979 |
0.04585 |
141 |
105 |
30 |
6 |
620 |
I am a pilot, but also, as you can see, a duck. So that’s fun. |
1.2978 |
0.04479 |
178 |
138 |
27 |
13 |
621 |
Don't worry, I'm an emotional support duck pilot. |
1.2975 |
0.04794 |
158 |
123 |
23 |
12 |
622 |
Rest assured, this duck can fly. |
1.2975 |
0.04354 |
158 |
118 |
33 |
7 |
623 |
First time flying? Me too. |
1.2975 |
0.04794 |
158 |
123 |
23 |
12 |
624 |
Hi, I’m Darnell. I’ll be your Co-Pilot and in-flight meal |
1.2971 |
0.05185 |
138 |
108 |
19 |
11 |
625 |
So I figured, why settle for the intake when I can be in the cockpit? |
1.2970 |
0.04318 |
165 |
124 |
33 |
8 |
626 |
The help wanted ad did say experience required. |
1.2970 |
0.04231 |
165 |
123 |
35 |
7 |
627 |
Boy, are my arms tired. |
1.2968 |
0.04683 |
155 |
119 |
26 |
10 |
628 |
You'll find spare wings under your seat. |
1.2968 |
0.04593 |
155 |
118 |
28 |
9 |
629 |
Business class?! You lucky duck! |
1.2968 |
0.04772 |
155 |
120 |
24 |
11 |
630 |
Welcome aboard, it will be a quack flight. |
1.2963 |
0.05159 |
135 |
105 |
20 |
10 |
631 |
Donald was fired. I am your new con’duck’tor. |
1.2961 |
0.04362 |
152 |
113 |
33 |
6 |
632 |
We're no longer union. |
1.2960 |
0.04955 |
125 |
94 |
25 |
6 |
633 |
Hello, I'm Captain Drake. We will be heading North on this flight. I have taken this route lots of times. |
1.2959 |
0.04567 |
169 |
131 |
26 |
12 |
634 |
Goin' South? |
1.2956 |
0.04330 |
159 |
119 |
33 |
7 |
635 |
Heavens, no I'm not the pilot. I'm just the navigator. |
1.2953 |
0.04617 |
149 |
113 |
28 |
8 |
636 |
Please no wise quacks. |
1.2952 |
0.04623 |
166 |
129 |
25 |
12 |
637 |
I know it might be unfamiliar having me as your pilot, but I assure you that even though I’m a female, I’m more than qualified |
1.2951 |
0.04247 |
183 |
140 |
32 |
11 |
638 |
Don't use the first overhead bin. My eggs are in therè. |
1.2948 |
0.04636 |
173 |
136 |
23 |
14 |
639 |
...so I says: 'The only goose bringin' down this plane is me!' Sorry, just a little pilot humor. |
1.2945 |
0.04517 |
163 |
125 |
28 |
10 |
640 |
Don't worry, flying's in my DNA. |
1.2941 |
0.04532 |
153 |
116 |
29 |
8 |
641 |
Sir, nothing to worry about, I've been flying all my adult life! |
1.2941 |
0.04808 |
153 |
119 |
23 |
11 |
642 |
We are lining up seven other planes for a V-formation. |
1.2941 |
0.04466 |
170 |
131 |
28 |
11 |
643 |
Don’t worry, sir, ducks can fly. |
1.2937 |
0.04573 |
160 |
123 |
27 |
10 |
644 |
Hey, where would you rather see us?
Onboard or being sucked into an engine? |
1.2937 |
0.05044 |
143 |
112 |
20 |
11 |
645 |
Welcome Aboard!
Captain Kangaroo couldn't make it. |
1.2937 |
0.04742 |
143 |
109 |
26 |
8 |
646 |
I can also save you money on car insurance! |
1.2934 |
0.04439 |
167 |
128 |
29 |
10 |
647 |
I've had my wings a full year now! |
1.2933 |
0.04874 |
150 |
117 |
22 |
11 |
648 |
What are you looking at? They are short on pilots |
1.2931 |
0.05613 |
116 |
91 |
16 |
9 |
649 |
Don’t worry, I’ve been doing this my whole life |
1.2930 |
0.04804 |
157 |
123 |
22 |
12 |
650 |
Relax Dude! I earned my wings! |
1.2930 |
0.04542 |
157 |
120 |
28 |
9 |
651 |
Thanks for crossing the pond with us! |
1.2930 |
0.04264 |
157 |
117 |
34 |
6 |
652 |
How'd I land this job, you ask? Just got sucked into it, I guess.... Get it? |
1.2929 |
0.05018 |
140 |
109 |
21 |
10 |
653 |
I'll get you back in six months. |
1.2929 |
0.04700 |
140 |
106 |
27 |
7 |
654 |
Don’t worry I fly south every winter |
1.2929 |
0.05018 |
140 |
109 |
21 |
10 |
655 |
In the unlikely event of a water landing, just follow me! |
1.2929 |
0.04808 |
140 |
107 |
25 |
8 |
656 |
You'll feel better once you're flying. It works for me. |
1.2927 |
0.04575 |
164 |
127 |
26 |
11 |
657 |
It's part of the TSA's efforts at diversity. |
1.2925 |
0.04750 |
147 |
113 |
25 |
9 |
658 |
Don’t worry, I have been flying my whole life |
1.2925 |
0.05127 |
147 |
117 |
17 |
13 |
659 |
Don’t worry, I only take over of we have to land on water. |
1.2923 |
0.04938 |
130 |
99 |
24 |
7 |
660 |
I can’t believe I landed that plane, I’m a god damned duck! Have a lovely trip sir. |
1.2922 |
0.04781 |
154 |
120 |
23 |
11 |
661 |
You’re probably wondering where I got a hat this small |
1.2920 |
0.05093 |
137 |
107 |
20 |
10 |
662 |
Don't worry, I'm only the co-pilot. |
1.2919 |
0.04374 |
161 |
122 |
31 |
8 |
663 |
Thank you for flying Air Duct |
1.2919 |
0.04548 |
161 |
124 |
27 |
10 |
664 |
Please! No more jokes about bird strikes. We've heard them all. |
1.2919 |
0.04374 |
161 |
122 |
31 |
8 |
665 |
I’m part of the new corporate diversity program. |
1.2919 |
0.04715 |
161 |
126 |
23 |
12 |
666 |
No worries, I have Aflac. |
1.2917 |
0.04728 |
168 |
133 |
21 |
14 |
667 |
No worries! I've had my wings my whole life! |
1.2917 |
0.04251 |
168 |
127 |
33 |
8 |
668 |
Say the secret word and I'll check your bag for free. |
1.2914 |
0.04444 |
175 |
136 |
27 |
12 |
669 |
Quack, quack, qua - ha! Kidding. Welcome aboard. |
1.2914 |
0.04366 |
151 |
113 |
32 |
6 |
670 |
Can you believe they wanted me to go to flight school? |
1.2914 |
0.04564 |
151 |
115 |
28 |
8 |
671 |
Do you have any corn to declare? |
1.2908 |
0.04671 |
141 |
107 |
27 |
7 |
672 |
Welcome aboard! My name is Donald, Ill be your pilot today. |
1.2908 |
0.04986 |
141 |
110 |
21 |
10 |
673 |
The rest of the flock will be up ahead navigating. With a decent tail wind,we'll arrive early. |
1.2905 |
0.04523 |
148 |
112 |
29 |
7 |
674 |
We'll just wing it. |
1.2905 |
0.04420 |
148 |
111 |
31 |
6 |
675 |
And in the unlikely event of a water landing, just follow me! |
1.2905 |
0.04523 |
148 |
112 |
29 |
7 |
676 |
I know it’s called cockpit but please keep an open mind … |
1.2905 |
0.04722 |
148 |
114 |
25 |
9 |
677 |
Thank you for flying Duck Duck Go |
1.2903 |
0.04753 |
155 |
121 |
23 |
11 |
678 |
Change of plans. We're flying south for the winter. |
1.2903 |
0.04574 |
155 |
119 |
27 |
9 |
679 |
Heading south for the holidays? |
1.2901 |
0.05252 |
131 |
103 |
18 |
10 |
680 |
So you'd prefer someone who's never flown before? |
1.2899 |
0.04393 |
169 |
130 |
29 |
10 |
681 |
The flight will be slightly delayed...my cousin got stuck in the engine. |
1.2899 |
0.04312 |
169 |
129 |
31 |
9 |
682 |
Don't worry, I was born for this. |
1.2899 |
0.04507 |
138 |
103 |
30 |
5 |
683 |
Welcome to the flight duck. |
1.2897 |
0.04982 |
145 |
114 |
20 |
11 |
684 |
My internal navigation never fails." |
1.2895 |
0.04342 |
152 |
114 |
32 |
6 |
685 |
If it's any consolation, I'm very good at water landings. |
1.2893 |
0.04311 |
159 |
120 |
32 |
7 |
686 |
Oh don't worry, I earned these wings. |
1.2893 |
0.04758 |
121 |
90 |
27 |
4 |
687 |
Welcome aboard. Make yourself comfortable. We'll be taking off as soon as migration begins. |
1.2891 |
0.05101 |
128 |
99 |
21 |
8 |
688 |
Don't look so surprised! How do you think we fly south every year? |
1.2889 |
0.03978 |
180 |
135 |
38 |
7 |
689 |
Today, We’ll be flying close to the ground and serving cheese and quackers |
1.2887 |
0.04853 |
142 |
110 |
23 |
9 |
690 |
In my case, "bird strikes" is more a labor issue |
1.2885 |
0.04638 |
156 |
121 |
25 |
10 |
691 |
You'll be relieved to know that I've made this migration several times before. |
1.2885 |
0.04456 |
156 |
119 |
29 |
8 |
692 |
No worries, I was born to fly. |
1.2881 |
0.05260 |
118 |
91 |
20 |
7 |
693 |
See…we didn’t have to wing it after all. |
1.2880 |
0.05426 |
125 |
99 |
16 |
10 |
694 |
Change of plans, but don’t worry. |
1.2879 |
0.04990 |
132 |
102 |
22 |
8 |
695 |
Hey there! Pilot here. Just flew in from Saskatchewan and boy are my arms tired. |
1.2878 |
0.04706 |
139 |
106 |
26 |
7 |
696 |
Thank you for flying Mallard airlines, where our navigation works by nature. |
1.2878 |
0.04816 |
139 |
107 |
24 |
8 |
697 |
I'm a bird. Of course I know how to fly. |
1.2877 |
0.04555 |
146 |
111 |
28 |
7 |
698 |
I left Aflac for Amtrack. |
1.2877 |
0.04856 |
146 |
114 |
22 |
10 |
699 |
Are you heading south? |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
122 |
93 |
23 |
6 |
700 |
Weren't expecting a female? |
1.2868 |
0.04822 |
129 |
98 |
25 |
6 |
701 |
Don't be concerned; I'm used to flying in foul weather |
1.2868 |
0.05067 |
129 |
100 |
21 |
8 |
702 |
No, I'm just the co-pilot. |
1.2868 |
0.04885 |
136 |
105 |
23 |
8 |
703 |
Don’t fret. I’m just a fill in for your trip across the pond. |
1.2868 |
0.04538 |
136 |
102 |
29 |
5 |
704 |
In the event of a water landing…we’ll, you’ll be screwed. |
1.2868 |
0.05209 |
136 |
108 |
17 |
11 |
705 |
Don't worry, flying runs in my family. |
1.2867 |
0.04507 |
143 |
108 |
29 |
6 |
706 |
Don’t look so surprised. Now I get paid for flying south for the winter. |
1.2867 |
0.04667 |
150 |
116 |
25 |
9 |
707 |
Don't worry, I've logged a lot of flight hours. |
1.2867 |
0.04370 |
150 |
113 |
31 |
6 |
708 |
Welcome! The bird strike is over. |
1.2866 |
0.04786 |
157 |
124 |
21 |
12 |
709 |
Of course I am not the pilot. The platypus is. |
1.2866 |
0.04612 |
157 |
122 |
25 |
10 |
710 |
Don't worry, I'm ace at water landings |
1.2865 |
0.04155 |
178 |
136 |
33 |
9 |
711 |
Welcome aboard our annual flight south. |
1.2865 |
0.04330 |
185 |
145 |
27 |
13 |
712 |
Your connecting flight is with Vulture Air ... where everything is considered carrion. |
1.2857 |
0.05616 |
119 |
95 |
14 |
10 |
713 |
I'm your Captain Aflac |
1.2857 |
0.04996 |
140 |
110 |
20 |
10 |
714 |
The irony is I failed flight school six times. |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
715 |
Don't worry, I'm the Captain's emotional support duck. |
1.2857 |
0.05222 |
119 |
92 |
20 |
7 |
716 |
We'll be flying in close formation today with twenty-four other jets! |
1.2857 |
0.04580 |
154 |
119 |
26 |
9 |
717 |
I know what you’re thinking- I’m still getting used to the new hats myself! |
1.2857 |
0.05733 |
112 |
89 |
14 |
9 |
718 |
I prefer water landings. |
1.2848 |
0.04315 |
158 |
120 |
31 |
7 |
719 |
Don't worry, I'm a born expert on flying. |
1.2848 |
0.04345 |
151 |
114 |
31 |
6 |
720 |
This time of year, I only fly north.” |
1.2848 |
0.04445 |
151 |
115 |
29 |
7 |
721 |
Any corn kernels to declare? |
1.2846 |
0.05032 |
130 |
101 |
21 |
8 |
722 |
As your pilot, I strongly suggest the flight insurance. |
1.2846 |
0.05032 |
130 |
101 |
21 |
8 |
723 |
Ducks can't fly, I'm just going to wing it. |
1.2839 |
0.04366 |
155 |
118 |
30 |
7 |
724 |
Everyone reacts that way at first. But think about it: my species has been flying a lot longer than yours has. |
1.2837 |
0.04861 |
141 |
110 |
22 |
9 |
725 |
I'm the new mascot. |
1.2837 |
0.04756 |
141 |
109 |
24 |
8 |
726 |
Thank you for flying Jet a l'Orange. |
1.2837 |
0.04648 |
141 |
108 |
26 |
7 |
727 |
We'll be flying to New York with a stopover at my breeding ground in Canada. |
1.2836 |
0.04446 |
134 |
100 |
30 |
4 |
728 |
Relax! Flying is in my genes! |
1.2835 |
0.04860 |
127 |
97 |
24 |
6 |
729 |
Oh don’t worry! My father worked as a pilot too. |
1.2835 |
0.04730 |
127 |
96 |
26 |
5 |
730 |
In the event of a water landing, a crew member may be used as a floatation device. |
1.2833 |
0.04335 |
180 |
141 |
27 |
12 |
731 |
You should see my copilot! |
1.2832 |
0.04304 |
173 |
134 |
29 |
10 |
732 |
Please move along in a V formation. |
1.2832 |
0.04063 |
173 |
131 |
35 |
7 |
733 |
Welcome aboard, sir. Flying south for the winter? |
1.2829 |
0.04517 |
152 |
117 |
27 |
8 |
734 |
We now guarantee no bird strikes. |
1.2829 |
0.04420 |
152 |
116 |
29 |
7 |
735 |
OK, now for the bad news. |
1.2829 |
0.04517 |
152 |
117 |
27 |
8 |
736 |
Welcome aboard Disney Air. I’m your captain, Donald. |
1.2829 |
0.04888 |
152 |
121 |
19 |
12 |
737 |
Don't worry. I can land in a pond smaller than a swimming pool. |
1.2828 |
0.04765 |
145 |
113 |
23 |
9 |
738 |
Watch out for the ostrich in coach! |
1.2828 |
0.04765 |
145 |
113 |
23 |
9 |
739 |
Welcome aboard. Today we will be flying in V formation with a flock of others. |
1.2828 |
0.04559 |
145 |
111 |
27 |
7 |
740 |
Don’t worry, sir, I’ve had my wings for many years. |
1.2824 |
0.04633 |
131 |
99 |
27 |
5 |
741 |
Thanks to a favorable tailwind, we should arrive in Florida in 2-3 weeks. |
1.2824 |
0.04758 |
131 |
100 |
25 |
6 |
742 |
I know a thing or two about flying south for the winter. |
1.2822 |
0.04309 |
163 |
125 |
30 |
8 |
743 |
Trust me I know how to fly |
1.2821 |
0.04529 |
156 |
121 |
26 |
9 |
744 |
Welcome on board. Our estimated flight time will be 26 days as we begin our annual spring migration pattern back north |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
745 |
Welcome aboard. And thanks for flying South for the winter. |
1.2819 |
0.04673 |
149 |
116 |
24 |
9 |
746 |
I’m here in case of a water landing. |
1.2819 |
0.04475 |
149 |
114 |
28 |
7 |
747 |
A La Orange or Peking? |
1.2819 |
0.04575 |
149 |
115 |
26 |
8 |
748 |
Mind the quack. |
1.2817 |
0.04934 |
142 |
112 |
20 |
10 |
749 |
Hey we flew before you walked on two legs |
1.2817 |
0.04934 |
142 |
112 |
20 |
10 |
750 |
Ben? Ben ‘AFLAC’? |
1.2817 |
0.04727 |
142 |
110 |
24 |
8 |
751 |
Not to worry...I was born to fly. |
1.2817 |
0.04510 |
142 |
108 |
28 |
6 |
752 |
What? Would you prefer a pilot whale? |
1.2814 |
0.04485 |
167 |
131 |
25 |
11 |
753 |
Don’t worry, I’m very experienced. Plus, water landings are my specialty. |
1.2810 |
0.04296 |
153 |
116 |
31 |
6 |
754 |
I was heading south anyway. |
1.2810 |
0.04091 |
153 |
114 |
35 |
4 |
755 |
I owed Sully a favor. |
1.2810 |
0.04679 |
153 |
120 |
23 |
10 |
756 |
Don't worry, I've flown this route many times before. |
1.2808 |
0.04319 |
146 |
110 |
31 |
5 |
757 |
I’ll be your onboard emotion support animal. |
1.2808 |
0.04319 |
146 |
110 |
31 |
5 |
758 |
We’ll be flying south for the winter |
1.2806 |
0.04793 |
139 |
108 |
23 |
8 |
759 |
We all migrate in our own way. |
1.2806 |
0.04570 |
139 |
106 |
27 |
6 |
760 |
Relax. I'm a natural. |
1.2803 |
0.04726 |
132 |
101 |
25 |
6 |
761 |
Pretty low ceilings, be sure to duck. |
1.2803 |
0.04223 |
157 |
119 |
32 |
6 |
762 |
And to think, just last week I was nearly sucked into one of these bad boys. |
1.2803 |
0.04412 |
157 |
121 |
28 |
8 |
763 |
Pretzels or quackers? |
1.2800 |
0.04549 |
150 |
116 |
26 |
8 |
764 |
Nope, never flown a jet — I'll just wing it. |
1.2800 |
0.04347 |
150 |
114 |
30 |
6 |
765 |
Oh don’t worry, Sir, I’m fully vaxxed. |
1.2800 |
0.04741 |
150 |
118 |
22 |
10 |
766 |
I’m afraid we’re not going to Chicago. I only fly south this time of year. |
1.2798 |
0.03862 |
168 |
125 |
39 |
4 |
767 |
Flights heading back north will start in the early spring. |
1.2796 |
0.04226 |
186 |
146 |
28 |
12 |
768 |
Oh heavens, no! I’m a cormorant. |
1.2792 |
0.04652 |
154 |
121 |
23 |
10 |
769 |
Don't worry. I've logged hundreds of hours of flying. |
1.2789 |
0.04401 |
147 |
112 |
29 |
6 |
770 |
Wait 'til you see our stewardess. |
1.2787 |
0.04974 |
122 |
94 |
22 |
6 |
771 |
Duck, duck, GOOSE! Sorry, you’re out, no seat for you. |
1.2787 |
0.05239 |
122 |
96 |
18 |
8 |
772 |
Don't worry, you're in good wings. |
1.2787 |
0.04836 |
122 |
93 |
24 |
5 |
773 |
Keep your seat belt fastened, ‘cause the co-pilot is a loon. |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
774 |
I know what you're thinking--this pilot is really short. |
1.2783 |
0.05865 |
115 |
94 |
10 |
11 |
775 |
Ever notice there are no black people in these cartoons? Well now there's a duck. |
1.2782 |
0.05374 |
133 |
108 |
13 |
12 |
776 |
No, that's my brother that does the insurance commercials. |
1.2782 |
0.05046 |
133 |
105 |
19 |
9 |
777 |
We’ll be clear for takeoff once the other eight planes get in formation. |
1.2778 |
0.04571 |
162 |
128 |
23 |
11 |
778 |
It wasn’t my first career choice but I got sucked in. |
1.2778 |
0.05362 |
126 |
101 |
15 |
10 |
779 |
Great day for flying, isn’t it? |
1.2778 |
0.04597 |
126 |
95 |
27 |
4 |
780 |
My arms sure are tired! |
1.2778 |
0.04873 |
144 |
114 |
20 |
10 |
781 |
For our crew, this is a migratory flight. |
1.2774 |
0.05047 |
137 |
109 |
18 |
10 |
782 |
Wait 'till you see the rest of the crew! |
1.2774 |
0.04602 |
137 |
105 |
26 |
6 |
783 |
It’s because I’m all vaxxed and boosted, and nobody else applied, |
1.2774 |
0.04830 |
137 |
107 |
22 |
8 |
784 |
Welcome aboard Wing & A Prayer Airlines. We strive for fewer quack-ups. |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
785 |
Watch your step - I'm still getting used to the whole 'bathroom' policy |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
786 |
For your early boarding, you'll find a complimentary worm waiting in your seat back. |
1.2768 |
0.05107 |
112 |
86 |
21 |
5 |
787 |
We'll be winging it today |
1.2768 |
0.05107 |
112 |
86 |
21 |
5 |
788 |
See you again in the fall. |
1.2764 |
0.05072 |
123 |
96 |
20 |
7 |
789 |
I don’t know why you’re surprised. I learned to fly when I was a baby. |
1.2763 |
0.04496 |
152 |
118 |
26 |
8 |
790 |
Sorry for the delay. I didn't want to land until we were all in a row. |
1.2761 |
0.04784 |
134 |
104 |
23 |
7 |
791 |
Goose” is just my nickname |
1.2761 |
0.04543 |
134 |
102 |
27 |
5 |
792 |
If it walks like your captain and sounds like your captain… |
1.2759 |
0.05279 |
116 |
91 |
18 |
7 |
793 |
You could say I've been flying my whole life. |
1.2759 |
0.04429 |
145 |
111 |
28 |
6 |
794 |
Relax, we'll get you there by the quack of dawn. |
1.2759 |
0.04536 |
145 |
112 |
26 |
7 |
795 |
This is your Captain speaking; change in plans we're actually heading South. |
1.2759 |
0.04743 |
145 |
114 |
22 |
9 |
796 |
Thank you for flying Avian Flew. |
1.2759 |
0.04743 |
145 |
114 |
22 |
9 |
797 |
Didn't you wonder why all the planes now fly in a V formation?" |
1.2759 |
0.05819 |
116 |
95 |
10 |
11 |
798 |
Don’t worry, I do this every year. |
1.2759 |
0.04536 |
145 |
112 |
26 |
7 |
799 |
I hope you enjoy our flight to South for the winter. |
1.2756 |
0.04416 |
156 |
121 |
27 |
8 |
800 |
So you're flying the coop too |
1.2756 |
0.04700 |
127 |
97 |
25 |
5 |
801 |
For the in-flight entertainment we’ll be playing duck, duck, goose. |
1.2756 |
0.05084 |
127 |
100 |
19 |
8 |
802 |
Don't worry, I have over 20,000 flight hours. |
1.2754 |
0.04573 |
138 |
106 |
26 |
6 |
803 |
I just flew in from Boston and boy are my wings tired. |
1.2752 |
0.04748 |
149 |
118 |
21 |
10 |
804 |
Why yes, Disney DID buy this airline! |
1.2748 |
0.05089 |
131 |
104 |
18 |
9 |
805 |
Thank you for flying Southwest! |
1.2742 |
0.05164 |
124 |
98 |
18 |
8 |
806 |
I'll see you later for dinner. |
1.2742 |
0.04904 |
124 |
96 |
22 |
6 |
807 |
You expect that bag to last you through the whole winter? |
1.2742 |
0.04904 |
124 |
96 |
22 |
6 |
808 |
"I'll take care of the flying, a carrier pigeon will take your bag." |
1.2742 |
0.05164 |
124 |
98 |
18 |
8 |
809 |
Hope you can wing it. |
1.2741 |
0.04980 |
135 |
107 |
19 |
9 |
810 |
Welcome to your flight. I’m your Captains wing Man. |
1.2741 |
0.04753 |
135 |
105 |
23 |
7 |
811 |
Thanks for flying South with us! |
1.2740 |
0.04714 |
146 |
115 |
22 |
9 |
812 |
Hope your flight was just ducky! Did you enjoy the pate? |
1.2739 |
0.04483 |
157 |
123 |
25 |
9 |
813 |
Don't worry, I'm a quackerjack pilot! |
1.2735 |
0.05239 |
117 |
92 |
18 |
7 |
814 |
Bet you thought 'born with wings' was just a metaphor. |
1.2734 |
0.04544 |
139 |
107 |
26 |
6 |
815 |
I was downsized from Aflac |
1.2734 |
0.04544 |
139 |
107 |
26 |
6 |
816 |
I’m partial to water landings. |
1.2727 |
0.04839 |
121 |
93 |
23 |
5 |
817 |
Want to tour the cockpit? |
1.2727 |
0.05055 |
132 |
105 |
18 |
9 |
818 |
Sorry about the delay. We sucked a few humans into one of the engines. |
1.2727 |
0.04445 |
154 |
120 |
26 |
8 |
819 |
At the pond last week. Remember? You were throwing rocks. |
1.2727 |
0.04821 |
132 |
103 |
22 |
7 |
820 |
Just honk if you fall out of formation. |
1.2727 |
0.04155 |
165 |
127 |
31 |
7 |
821 |
We’ll be departing in late September. |
1.2722 |
0.04080 |
158 |
120 |
33 |
5 |
822 |
If you hurry we can take off at the front of the vee! |
1.2722 |
0.04178 |
158 |
121 |
31 |
6 |
823 |
In the unlikely event of a water landing, you're on your own. |
1.2722 |
0.04458 |
158 |
124 |
25 |
9 |
824 |
We would like everyone to fly in a V formation. |
1.2721 |
0.04482 |
147 |
114 |
26 |
7 |
825 |
I've flow solo for years. |
1.2720 |
0.05128 |
125 |
99 |
18 |
8 |
826 |
Would you like complimentary eggs delivered to your seat? |
1.2715 |
0.04692 |
151 |
120 |
21 |
10 |
827 |
I'll be your Captain on the southern leg of your journey. |
1.2715 |
0.04785 |
151 |
121 |
19 |
11 |
828 |
Don’t worry, I’m an experienced flyer. |
1.2714 |
0.04738 |
140 |
110 |
22 |
8 |
829 |
Guess the Secret Word and you’ll be moved to first class. |
1.2713 |
0.05014 |
129 |
102 |
19 |
8 |
830 |
Welcome aboard. You might find our return flight to be somewhat later than you expected. |
1.2712 |
0.04913 |
118 |
91 |
22 |
5 |
831 |
I’ve never flown this route before, but I have good instincts. |
1.2708 |
0.04207 |
144 |
109 |
31 |
4 |
832 |
This plane only flies south this time of year |
1.2708 |
0.04089 |
144 |
108 |
33 |
3 |
833 |
I trained for this, I'm not a quack. |
1.2707 |
0.04417 |
133 |
101 |
28 |
4 |
834 |
I got my wings a long time ago. |
1.2705 |
0.04661 |
122 |
93 |
25 |
4 |
835 |
No worries, I've been flying since I was a duckling. |
1.2705 |
0.04661 |
122 |
93 |
25 |
4 |
836 |
I was told by my crew to inform the passengers that I'll be performing a splash landing when we reach our destination. |
1.2705 |
0.04661 |
122 |
93 |
25 |
4 |
837 |
Don't worry. I've had my wings for years! |
1.2701 |
0.04691 |
137 |
107 |
23 |
7 |
838 |
These experience level requirements are getting really out of hand! |
1.2701 |
0.04576 |
137 |
106 |
25 |
6 |
839 |
Hello, I'm your Captain. I will be flying you to Canada today. |
1.2701 |
0.05023 |
137 |
110 |
17 |
10 |
840 |
Be happy I am not a penguin! |
1.2696 |
0.05287 |
115 |
91 |
17 |
7 |
841 |
Today we’ll be migrating at 20,000 feet. |
1.2696 |
0.04674 |
115 |
87 |
25 |
3 |
842 |
Could you tell I was winging it? |
1.2696 |
0.05287 |
115 |
91 |
17 |
7 |
843 |
I'm the conDUCKtor! Get it? ConDUCKtor. ConDuck. Con. Duck. ConDUCKtor. |
1.2695 |
0.04919 |
141 |
113 |
18 |
10 |
844 |
Don’t worry! The copilot is a reindeer. |
1.2692 |
0.06146 |
104 |
86 |
8 |
10 |
845 |
I’m heading South for the winter…how about you? |
1.2692 |
0.04734 |
130 |
101 |
23 |
6 |
846 |
Cheap tickets always come with a surprise |
1.2690 |
0.04617 |
145 |
114 |
23 |
8 |
847 |
Don't be concerned sir, we are well equipped for flotation if necessary. |
1.2688 |
0.04318 |
160 |
125 |
27 |
8 |
848 |
My copilot is a Rabbi, so you'll be flying on a wing and a prayer. |
1.2685 |
0.05520 |
108 |
86 |
15 |
7 |
849 |
First stop, Gander, Newfoundland. |
1.2685 |
0.04429 |
149 |
116 |
26 |
7 |
850 |
My AFLAC jig was up. |
1.2685 |
0.04915 |
149 |
121 |
16 |
12 |
851 |
Welcome to Psychoticair. I bet you think I'm a duck. |
1.2683 |
0.05172 |
123 |
98 |
17 |
8 |
852 |
Welcome aboard. Can I get you a soda, some quackers? |
1.2683 |
0.04246 |
164 |
128 |
28 |
8 |
853 |
I figured, "Why not get paid?" I fly south each year anyway. |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
854 |
I'll be your conducktor today. |
1.2679 |
0.04177 |
168 |
131 |
29 |
8 |
855 |
It's part of the airline's new Bio-Diversity policy. |
1.2679 |
0.05379 |
112 |
89 |
16 |
7 |
856 |
Auckland? I said welcome to Oakland!” |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
857 |
Welcome aboard. Grab a window seat. We'll be flying at low altitude today. |
1.2677 |
0.04802 |
127 |
99 |
22 |
6 |
858 |
Don't worry sir, I've been flying for years." |
1.2677 |
0.04670 |
127 |
98 |
24 |
5 |
859 |
I worked my way up from the engine. |
1.2677 |
0.04802 |
127 |
99 |
22 |
6 |
860 |
Welcome to Migration Airlines. |
1.2676 |
0.04460 |
142 |
110 |
26 |
6 |
861 |
Pay close attention when they get to "in the event of a water landing..." |
1.2676 |
0.04571 |
142 |
111 |
24 |
7 |
862 |
You must be from Los Angeles. |
1.2673 |
0.05430 |
101 |
79 |
17 |
5 |
863 |
I have over 2,000 hours of flight experience. None in a cockpit, but you gotta start somewhere. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
864 |
You seem surprised I navigated that water landing so skillfully. |
1.2672 |
0.04702 |
131 |
102 |
23 |
6 |
865 |
Don’t worry! It’s not my first flight. |
1.2672 |
0.04575 |
131 |
101 |
25 |
5 |
866 |
Flying is flying, right? |
1.2672 |
0.04825 |
131 |
103 |
21 |
7 |
867 |
It's when you see us on the outside that you have to worry. |
1.2667 |
0.05122 |
120 |
95 |
18 |
7 |
868 |
If it walks like your captain, and talks like your captain, this is your captain speaking. |
1.2667 |
0.05517 |
120 |
98 |
12 |
10 |
869 |
Can I interest you in some crackers? Or some white bread? |
1.2667 |
0.05257 |
120 |
96 |
16 |
8 |
870 |
We’ll be taking off as soon as my pills kick in. |
1.2667 |
0.05065 |
135 |
109 |
16 |
10 |
871 |
I just flew in myself and I can tell you it’s a great day to fly |
1.2662 |
0.04326 |
154 |
120 |
27 |
7 |
872 |
Just be glad I'm not a chicken. |
1.2662 |
0.04517 |
154 |
122 |
23 |
9 |
873 |
Today, we're traveling as the crow flies, ducking any bad weather. |
1.2662 |
0.04852 |
139 |
111 |
19 |
9 |
874 |
I’m just here for emotional support for the pilot. |
1.2662 |
0.04852 |
139 |
111 |
19 |
9 |
875 |
You’d be wise to check the safety guide’s section about landing on water. |
1.2662 |
0.04632 |
139 |
109 |
23 |
7 |
876 |
Relax, I've flown before |
1.2661 |
0.04873 |
124 |
97 |
21 |
6 |
877 |
Deregulation is for the birds!! |
1.2657 |
0.04320 |
143 |
110 |
28 |
5 |
878 |
Sure, the train may take longer, but it beats flying! |
1.2657 |
0.04433 |
143 |
111 |
26 |
6 |
879 |
If you look out the windows during the flight, you’ll see three airplanes off the left and three off to the right. |
1.2657 |
0.04320 |
143 |
110 |
28 |
5 |
880 |
Don't look back, but that couple is following you. |
1.2656 |
0.04896 |
128 |
101 |
20 |
7 |
881 |
I got into this after Sully wiped out my entire family. |
1.2655 |
0.05031 |
113 |
88 |
20 |
5 |
882 |
Welcome aboard. I'll be flying you south for the winter. |
1.2654 |
0.04271 |
162 |
127 |
27 |
8 |
883 |
I've been flying since I was 3 months old. |
1.2653 |
0.04458 |
147 |
115 |
25 |
7 |
884 |
Relax, I've been flying all my life. |
1.2652 |
0.04545 |
132 |
102 |
25 |
5 |
885 |
if it acts like a pilot and talks like a pilot it probaly is a duck |
1.2652 |
0.04670 |
132 |
103 |
23 |
6 |
886 |
Oooh. I see. Duck. Goose. We ALL look the same right? |
1.2649 |
0.04275 |
151 |
117 |
28 |
6 |
887 |
Welcome to Flight New Yorker!!! This is your Caption speaking!!! |
1.2647 |
0.04810 |
136 |
108 |
20 |
8 |
888 |
What is your problem!?
I've got the flight hours |
1.2647 |
0.04810 |
136 |
108 |
20 |
8 |
889 |
Excuse me Sir, I am afraid your flight has been cancelled. May I offer you cheaper one? |
1.2647 |
0.04577 |
136 |
106 |
24 |
6 |
890 |
Enjoy the view ...we'll be
flying formation today!" |
1.2647 |
0.04922 |
136 |
109 |
18 |
9 |
891 |
If the flight attendants offer wings on the menu, you'll know we're in trouble! |
1.2645 |
0.05084 |
121 |
96 |
18 |
7 |
892 |
There's a slight delay due to bird activity. |
1.2645 |
0.04806 |
121 |
94 |
22 |
5 |
893 |
Welcome aboard Aflac Flight 262 |
1.2645 |
0.05349 |
121 |
98 |
14 |
9 |
894 |
No worry. Got my wings when I was a duckling. |
1.2643 |
0.04254 |
140 |
107 |
29 |
4 |
895 |
Welcome aboard, find your seats and I'll fly us all south for the winter. |
1.2643 |
0.04373 |
140 |
108 |
27 |
5 |
896 |
So you think you can just duck security? |
1.2640 |
0.05098 |
125 |
100 |
17 |
8 |
897 |
Dress for success! |
1.2640 |
0.04970 |
125 |
99 |
19 |
7 |
898 |
'And you thought affirmative action was scary!...' |
1.2638 |
0.04248 |
163 |
128 |
27 |
8 |
899 |
Sorry. We stopped flying south months ago. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
900 |
We’ll lay over at hole 18 in Orlando. |
1.2636 |
0.05430 |
110 |
88 |
15 |
7 |
901 |
It's a new employee diversification program. |
1.2632 |
0.04640 |
133 |
104 |
23 |
6 |
902 |
This is a breeze compared to the coop. |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
903 |
This service is for the birds! |
1.2632 |
0.04515 |
133 |
103 |
25 |
5 |
904 |
Of course we’ll be heading south. |
1.2632 |
0.04761 |
133 |
105 |
21 |
7 |
905 |
So what if there’s a quack in the cockpit? |
1.2632 |
0.04451 |
152 |
120 |
24 |
8 |
906 |
Please watch your step. The aisles can be a bit slippery. |
1.2628 |
0.04548 |
137 |
107 |
24 |
6 |
907 |
No, I am not the Spruce Goose, but thank you for asking! |
1.2628 |
0.04889 |
137 |
110 |
18 |
9 |
908 |
I just flew in from Vegas and boy are my arms tired! |
1.2628 |
0.04548 |
137 |
107 |
24 |
6 |
909 |
Don't look so startled, I'm not your captain! They gave me a free trip home if I promised to create a little passenger humor. |
1.2628 |
0.04428 |
137 |
106 |
26 |
5 |
910 |
Passengers for Goose Bay and Gander this way! |
1.2628 |
0.04665 |
137 |
108 |
22 |
7 |
911 |
No meal but we hope you'll enjoy our quackers. |
1.2628 |
0.04778 |
137 |
109 |
20 |
8 |
912 |
They chose the best qualified |
1.2627 |
0.05025 |
118 |
93 |
19 |
6 |
913 |
Have a safe migration. |
1.2627 |
0.05025 |
118 |
93 |
19 |
6 |
914 |
I only fly this route twice a year. South in the Fall and North in the Spring. |
1.2624 |
0.04461 |
141 |
110 |
25 |
6 |
915 |
The groundhog saw his shadow, so the northbound leg of the flight has been canceled. |
1.2624 |
0.04574 |
141 |
111 |
23 |
7 |
916 |
Hope you don't mind us flying in formation. Always happens on these southern routes. |
1.2623 |
0.05180 |
122 |
98 |
16 |
8 |
917 |
AFLAC? No that’s my cousin |
1.2623 |
0.05047 |
122 |
97 |
18 |
7 |
918 |
I'm sorry sir, comfort animal yes, comfort suitcase, no. |
1.2621 |
0.04967 |
103 |
79 |
21 |
3 |
919 |
No worries. My navigation skills are impeccable. |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
920 |
Quack. Quack quack quack. |
1.2619 |
0.04805 |
126 |
99 |
21 |
6 |
921 |
Compared to me, Sullenberger is an amateur. |
1.2619 |
0.05062 |
126 |
101 |
17 |
8 |
922 |
I only do water landings. |
1.2619 |
0.03891 |
168 |
129 |
34 |
5 |
923 |
This flight will have a water landing. |
1.2619 |
0.04935 |
126 |
100 |
19 |
7 |
924 |
Welcome on board! Our Radar is broken so I am your Navigator today |
1.2617 |
0.05367 |
107 |
85 |
16 |
6 |
925 |
We only fly south this time of year. |
1.2615 |
0.04443 |
130 |
100 |
26 |
4 |
926 |
As your captain, may I warn you- I only fly south. |
1.2615 |
0.04829 |
130 |
103 |
20 |
7 |
927 |
Don’t worry, if you hear a quack in the fuselage, it’s just me. |
1.2615 |
0.04951 |
130 |
104 |
18 |
8 |
928 |
You're OK with a water landing, right? |
1.2615 |
0.04704 |
130 |
102 |
22 |
6 |
929 |
I have wings, how hard can it be? |
1.2614 |
0.04521 |
153 |
122 |
22 |
9 |
930 |
We don't only sell insurance |
1.2606 |
0.04545 |
142 |
112 |
23 |
7 |
931 |
Man are my wings tired! |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
932 |
Do you have your travel insurance? |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
933 |
Welcome to the feathery skies! |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
934 |
I just flew in, and boy my arms are tired. |
1.2603 |
0.04353 |
146 |
114 |
26 |
6 |
935 |
Wasn't the landing, light as a feather? |
1.2600 |
0.03834 |
150 |
113 |
35 |
2 |
936 |
Trust me, I fly this route every year. |
1.2598 |
0.04638 |
127 |
99 |
23 |
5 |
937 |
I am your captain.
Thank you for flying Go South Airlines. |
1.2598 |
0.05026 |
127 |
102 |
17 |
8 |
938 |
Welcome to Migratory Airlines - we'll be flying in a "V" formation. |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
939 |
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, maybe it's my brother heading south for the winter, but if it flies like a commercial airliner, it's me. |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
940 |
Welcome aboard! Today we’ll be flying the migration route! |
1.2598 |
0.04501 |
127 |
98 |
25 |
4 |
941 |
We're actually perfectly capable of flying short distances. |
1.2595 |
0.04414 |
131 |
101 |
26 |
4 |
942 |
so humans migrate too? |
1.2595 |
0.04414 |
131 |
101 |
26 |
4 |
943 |
We’re going to have to check your luggage for quack. |
1.2595 |
0.04323 |
158 |
125 |
25 |
8 |
944 |
Thank you for flying Goose Airlines. We are more than just a wing and a prayer. |
1.2593 |
0.04456 |
135 |
105 |
25 |
5 |
945 |
Sorry for the rough landing - I preferred to wing it! |
1.2593 |
0.05323 |
108 |
86 |
16 |
6 |
946 |
Don't worry, I was top of my class at flying school |
1.2590 |
0.04490 |
139 |
109 |
24 |
6 |
947 |
Good news, today's complimentary snack is bread crumbs! |
1.2590 |
0.04826 |
139 |
112 |
18 |
9 |
948 |
They don’t tell us where we’re going, we just fly by instinct. |
1.2590 |
0.04373 |
139 |
108 |
26 |
5 |
949 |
Hi there…headed south?? |
1.2589 |
0.05343 |
112 |
90 |
15 |
7 |
950 |
Just because it "looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck," doesn't mean it has to FLY like a duck. |
1.2589 |
0.05190 |
112 |
89 |
17 |
6 |
951 |
You thought we were headed to Troronto? Sorry, but we only fly south. |
1.2585 |
0.04537 |
147 |
117 |
22 |
8 |
952 |
Be at ease, good sir. The captain has a fabulous internal sense of navigation. |
1.2583 |
0.04950 |
120 |
95 |
19 |
6 |
953 |
Hope you had a great migration,see you in the spring. |
1.2583 |
0.04353 |
151 |
119 |
25 |
7 |
954 |
Chicken, fish, or me? Man, I crack myself up. |
1.2583 |
0.04454 |
151 |
120 |
23 |
8 |
955 |
Change of destination. We only fly North this time of year. |
1.2581 |
0.05355 |
124 |
102 |
12 |
10 |
956 |
We’re serving home-made eggs on the flight |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
957 |
Due to the pilot shortage,they finally decided to bring in the experts. |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
958 |
Don't look surprised, I received my wins at birth! |
1.2581 |
0.05231 |
124 |
101 |
14 |
9 |
959 |
Most of my colleagues flew privately |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
960 |
I sucked my cousin into the starboard engine last week! |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
961 |
So, I flew into one of the engines and when they found out I'd work for bird seed, I got the job. |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
962 |
Welcome onboard to Spirit Airlines! |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
963 |
As soon as you guys get in your rows we will take off. |
1.2578 |
0.04738 |
128 |
101 |
21 |
6 |
964 |
Our return flight will be in 3 to 4 months when the weather starts to change. |
1.2578 |
0.04471 |
128 |
99 |
25 |
4 |
965 |
They needed someone with flying experience. |
1.2578 |
0.04606 |
128 |
100 |
23 |
5 |
966 |
You migrate your way, I'll migrate mine. |
1.2578 |
0.04738 |
128 |
101 |
21 |
6 |
967 |
Welcome aboard, I'm Captain Gully, let's hope we don't run into a flock of people on takeoff! |
1.2578 |
0.05232 |
128 |
105 |
13 |
10 |
968 |
Yeah, I know, but don't worry. Most of the flight we are on otter-pilot. |
1.2576 |
0.04641 |
132 |
104 |
22 |
6 |
969 |
I specialize in water landings. Hope you can swim. |
1.2576 |
0.04515 |
132 |
103 |
24 |
5 |
970 |
What's REALLY shocking is that the couple behind you are missing half their bodies. |
1.2576 |
0.04515 |
132 |
103 |
24 |
5 |
971 |
Today’s in-flight snacks include loaves of bread and that’s it. |
1.2576 |
0.04515 |
132 |
103 |
24 |
5 |
972 |
Just because I walk like a duck and quack like a duck, doesn't mean I can't be a pilot!" |
1.2574 |
0.05005 |
136 |
111 |
15 |
10 |
973 |
Relax, I haven't crashed yet! |
1.2574 |
0.04303 |
136 |
105 |
27 |
4 |
974 |
Flying south for the winter? Welcome aboard. |
1.2571 |
0.05069 |
105 |
82 |
19 |
4 |
975 |
Well, the union is taking this whole 'it's a bird, it's a plane' thing seriously. |
1.2571 |
0.05246 |
105 |
83 |
17 |
5 |
976 |
Where to next? All of our frequent flyers are heading south |
1.2571 |
0.04462 |
140 |
110 |
24 |
6 |
977 |
I assure you. The flight crew has hundreds of flight hours of experience... mostly heading south." |
1.2571 |
0.05069 |
105 |
82 |
19 |
4 |
978 |
What - it's the cap, isn't it? |
1.2571 |
0.04795 |
140 |
113 |
18 |
9 |
979 |
'Are you flying Canadian or domestic?' |
1.2569 |
0.04267 |
144 |
112 |
27 |
5 |
980 |
Yes, it was a bit tough to find a hat in my size, but Southwest goes the distance! |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
981 |
If it flies like a duck... |
1.2568 |
0.04610 |
148 |
119 |
20 |
9 |
982 |
Not to worry, dog is my copilot. |
1.2564 |
0.04626 |
156 |
127 |
18 |
11 |
983 |
Do I give you the goose bumps? |
1.2562 |
0.04474 |
121 |
93 |
25 |
3 |
984 |
I have plenty of experience with water landings. |
1.2562 |
0.04625 |
121 |
94 |
23 |
4 |
985 |
That's right, they got a bird to fly this bird! |
1.2560 |
0.04939 |
125 |
100 |
18 |
7 |
986 |
Don’t worry I’ve been flying since I left the nest. |
1.2560 |
0.04530 |
125 |
97 |
24 |
4 |
987 |
The fares are low but there is no return flight until spring. |
1.2560 |
0.05068 |
125 |
101 |
16 |
8 |
988 |
Yes I know it’s duct tape not duck tape. But I brought some anyway. |
1.2560 |
0.04670 |
125 |
98 |
22 |
5 |
989 |
The duck stops here. |
1.2560 |
0.05194 |
125 |
102 |
14 |
9 |
990 |
Thank you for migrating with us sir! This is your quackptain speaking! |
1.2560 |
0.05068 |
125 |
101 |
16 |
8 |
991 |
Don’t worry, no strike today. |
1.2560 |
0.05194 |
125 |
102 |
14 |
9 |
992 |
You, if you order foie gras again, I will stuff your testicles up yours. |
1.2558 |
0.05195 |
129 |
106 |
13 |
10 |
993 |
Duck: Listen up! In the event of an in-air emergency, follow me out the door. |
1.2558 |
0.04159 |
129 |
98 |
29 |
2 |
994 |
I bet now you regret going for the cheap tickets. |
1.2555 |
0.04520 |
137 |
108 |
23 |
6 |
995 |
Welcome aboard. Just wingin it today |
1.2555 |
0.04399 |
137 |
107 |
25 |
5 |
996 |
Don't worry, sir. I have years of flying experience. |
1.2553 |
0.04547 |
141 |
112 |
22 |
7 |
997 |
I’d rather you didn’t have the chicken. |
1.2552 |
0.04241 |
145 |
113 |
27 |
5 |
998 |
Welcome to 'We Only Fly South Airlines'. |
1.2552 |
0.04241 |
145 |
113 |
27 |
5 |
999 |
Hey, hello, how are ya? I’m not only going to be your captain, but also the main entree. Have a good a flight. |
1.2548 |
0.04510 |
157 |
127 |
20 |
10 |
1000 |
Of course, I only do water landings... |
1.2547 |
0.04845 |
106 |
82 |
21 |
3 |
1001 |
Thank you! We know you have a choice when you migrate.... |
1.2545 |
0.04555 |
110 |
84 |
24 |
2 |
1002 |
And in the event of a water landing, just stick your feet out in front of you |
1.2545 |
0.05074 |
110 |
87 |
18 |
5 |
1003 |
I know what youre thinking, but don't you worry. I'm only silly when I'm off work. |
1.2545 |
0.05236 |
110 |
88 |
16 |
6 |
1004 |
Believe me, learning to speak was way harder |
1.2544 |
0.04631 |
114 |
88 |
23 |
3 |
1005 |
Make Way, Dude! |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1006 |
Hey! I appreciate you ordered the fish. |
1.2541 |
0.05015 |
122 |
98 |
17 |
7 |
1007 |
Relax. When I find the flight-deck, instinct takes over. |
1.2541 |
0.04737 |
122 |
96 |
21 |
5 |
1008 |
I knew our pilot was Canadian |
1.2541 |
0.05148 |
122 |
99 |
15 |
8 |
1009 |
Sorry Sir, you must be this tall to ride for free. |
1.2541 |
0.04878 |
122 |
97 |
19 |
6 |
1010 |
I do have firsthand experience in flying, after all. |
1.2541 |
0.04878 |
122 |
97 |
19 |
6 |
1011 |
Quelcome Quaboard! Quack! I'll be your Quaptain today. |
1.2540 |
0.05278 |
126 |
104 |
12 |
10 |
1012 |
Landing in water is kinda my thing. |
1.2540 |
0.04904 |
126 |
101 |
18 |
7 |
1013 |
I can assure you, landing in water won’t be a problem on this flight. |
1.2540 |
0.04772 |
126 |
100 |
20 |
6 |
1014 |
Right this way, Mr. Affleck. |
1.2540 |
0.05032 |
126 |
102 |
16 |
8 |
1015 |
I'm gonna just wing it |
1.2538 |
0.04799 |
130 |
104 |
19 |
7 |
1016 |
Tonight we'll be serving fresh bread with side of pond water |
1.2537 |
0.04579 |
134 |
106 |
22 |
6 |
1017 |
Relax! Obviously I know how to fly. |
1.2537 |
0.04060 |
134 |
102 |
30 |
2 |
1018 |
Sure I’m qualified. I recently flew the coop. |
1.2537 |
0.04579 |
134 |
106 |
22 |
6 |
1019 |
Wanted someone with a lot of flying experience, right? Here I am! |
1.2537 |
0.04455 |
134 |
105 |
24 |
5 |
1020 |
Don't worry, I have my wings. |
1.2535 |
0.04406 |
142 |
112 |
24 |
6 |
1021 |
Sit back, relax and enjoy this flight across the pond. |
1.2532 |
0.04178 |
154 |
121 |
27 |
6 |
1022 |
It's going to be hard to flap your arms carrying that. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1023 |
And be sure to enjoy our water landing. |
1.2523 |
0.04697 |
111 |
86 |
22 |
3 |
1024 |
Yes sir, I apologize for the goosebumps during the flight, but there's no need to use fowl language. |
1.2522 |
0.05217 |
115 |
93 |
15 |
7 |
1025 |
Don't worry. I've been flying this route all my life. |
1.2522 |
0.04759 |
115 |
90 |
21 |
4 |
1026 |
Not to worry! I may look like a duck and walk like a duck, but I can talk and fly this plane like a regular pilot! |
1.2521 |
0.04806 |
119 |
94 |
20 |
5 |
1027 |
Where the duck are we?! |
1.2521 |
0.04952 |
119 |
95 |
18 |
6 |
1028 |
Better I'm in the cockpit than in the engine, right? Just kidding, welcome aboard. |
1.2520 |
0.05239 |
123 |
101 |
13 |
9 |
1029 |
No worries! I have earned my wings! |
1.2520 |
0.04978 |
123 |
99 |
17 |
7 |
1030 |
Don't worry the pilot is an albatross. |
1.2520 |
0.04978 |
123 |
99 |
17 |
7 |
1031 |
On Spirit Airlines you pay extra for human flight attendants |
1.2520 |
0.05110 |
123 |
100 |
15 |
8 |
1032 |
Thank you for flying with us today, and we hope you join us again when we come back in the spring. |
1.2520 |
0.05365 |
123 |
102 |
11 |
10 |
1033 |
Welcome to Quack Quack Airlines! |
1.2520 |
0.04467 |
127 |
99 |
24 |
4 |
1034 |
I'm your co-pilot... Daffy's the pilot today. |
1.2520 |
0.04467 |
127 |
99 |
24 |
4 |
1035 |
It's not an easy job, but the satisfaction of flying a 747 through a flock of geese really makes it all worth it, you know? |
1.2519 |
0.04888 |
131 |
106 |
17 |
8 |
1036 |
Better to fly the jet than fly into an engine. |
1.2519 |
0.04641 |
131 |
104 |
21 |
6 |
1037 |
Don't worry, no bird strikes here! |
1.2519 |
0.05007 |
131 |
107 |
15 |
9 |
1038 |
DuckDuckGo® now offers personalized routing, good sir |
1.2519 |
0.04549 |
135 |
107 |
22 |
6 |
1039 |
Welcome aboard! I'm your captain and we'll be flying south this winter. |
1.2518 |
0.04343 |
139 |
109 |
25 |
5 |
1040 |
The proper word is “gander” but I understand. It’s hard to tell us apart. |
1.2517 |
0.04490 |
143 |
114 |
22 |
7 |
1041 |
Are you sure I can't interest you in buying more insurance?" |
1.2516 |
0.04539 |
155 |
126 |
19 |
10 |
1042 |
Not to worry, I'm unflappable. |
1.2500 |
0.04722 |
116 |
91 |
21 |
4 |
1043 |
This is what I get for flying on a budget |
1.2500 |
0.05177 |
116 |
94 |
15 |
7 |
1044 |
You want to go north? This time of year I like to go north!" |
1.2500 |
0.04771 |
120 |
95 |
20 |
5 |
1045 |
Welcome to "Prop and Gander" airline! |
1.2500 |
0.04622 |
120 |
94 |
22 |
4 |
1046 |
Of course I know how to fly |
1.2500 |
0.04942 |
124 |
100 |
17 |
7 |
1047 |
Naah, I'm just the co-pilot. But I've been flying all my life. |
1.2500 |
0.04581 |
108 |
83 |
23 |
2 |
1048 |
I assure you flying is completely safe. Look at me, I've been flying my entire life. |
1.2500 |
0.05248 |
104 |
83 |
16 |
5 |
1049 |
I will be your pilot but we have a pigeon to navigate. |
1.2500 |
0.04437 |
128 |
100 |
24 |
4 |
1050 |
And I can even fly by night! |
1.2500 |
0.04526 |
124 |
97 |
23 |
4 |
1051 |
Welcome aboard, I'm afraid we can only fly South today. |
1.2500 |
0.04610 |
132 |
105 |
21 |
6 |
1052 |
It's spring sir, of course we are flying to Canada! |
1.2500 |
0.04734 |
132 |
106 |
19 |
7 |
1053 |
Thank you for flying Recurring Dreams. Your final exams for the classes you missed all semester are simultaneously departing from concourses B and W. Please strip to your briefs before boarding. |
1.2500 |
0.04960 |
128 |
104 |
16 |
8 |
1054 |
I like to say that I know what friendly skies really look like! |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
1055 |
No sir, a conducktor is on a train. I'm the pilot. |
1.2500 |
0.04054 |
148 |
115 |
29 |
4 |
1056 |
Yeah, Being an airline pilot is my main gig, but I also do TV commercials. |
1.2500 |
0.04296 |
128 |
99 |
26 |
3 |
1057 |
It's career exchange day: The guy in the cockpit is learning how to fly and I'm memorizing passenger emergency protocols. |
1.2500 |
0.04610 |
132 |
105 |
21 |
6 |
1058 |
I just flew in from Albuquerque and boy are my arms tired. |
1.2500 |
0.04994 |
112 |
89 |
18 |
5 |
1059 |
Trust me, I learned to fly at an early age. |
1.2500 |
0.05030 |
116 |
93 |
17 |
6 |
1060 |
No, thank YOU for flying. |
1.2500 |
0.04483 |
132 |
104 |
23 |
5 |
1061 |
Amtrak wants to thank you for not using any "fowl" language on our trains? |
1.2500 |
0.05086 |
136 |
113 |
12 |
11 |
1062 |
Today's Migration Airways flight includes two water landings and all-you-can-eat algae. |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
116 |
92 |
19 |
5 |
1063 |
We're expecting fowl weather. |
1.2500 |
0.04316 |
140 |
110 |
25 |
5 |
1064 |
I guess you could say I earned my wings at birth |
1.2500 |
0.05592 |
104 |
85 |
12 |
7 |
1065 |
You can call me Donald or you can call me Howard. Just don’t call me Peking, Confit or Smoked. |
1.2500 |
0.04807 |
124 |
99 |
19 |
6 |
1066 |
: We'll be migrating North as soon as everyone is aboard. |
1.2500 |
0.04195 |
140 |
109 |
27 |
4 |
1067 |
I'm only working today because I didn't take part in the bird strike. |
1.2500 |
0.04915 |
120 |
96 |
18 |
6 |
1068 |
Funny enough, I always thought I’d go into medicine |
1.2500 |
0.05592 |
104 |
85 |
12 |
7 |
1069 |
Ten bucks or I start imitating the insurance ad duck. |
1.2481 |
0.04702 |
133 |
107 |
19 |
7 |
1070 |
Quack quack quack quack quack. |
1.2481 |
0.05166 |
129 |
107 |
12 |
10 |
1071 |
Rest assured, I am NOT a silly goose! No, you’re thinking of my brother! |
1.2481 |
0.04673 |
129 |
103 |
20 |
6 |
1072 |
Flying across the pond? |
1.2480 |
0.04495 |
125 |
98 |
23 |
4 |
1073 |
Relax. I have plenty of flight experience. |
1.2480 |
0.04349 |
125 |
97 |
25 |
3 |
1074 |
I’m just winging it. |
1.2480 |
0.04773 |
125 |
100 |
19 |
6 |
1075 |
And, in the unlikely event of a water landing, you can use me as a floatation device. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1076 |
When I told my family I'd be a pilot, they called me a 'Quack' |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1077 |
Thank your for joining our formation flying South. |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1078 |
. . . and, boy, are my arms tired?! |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1079 |
Don’t worry. I have a lifetime of flying experience. |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1080 |
The likeliness of a water landing on this flight is slightly higher. |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
1081 |
Who's a 'quack pilot' now? |
1.2478 |
0.04624 |
113 |
88 |
22 |
3 |
1082 |
If we leave soon and beat our wings in rhythm, we should get there around summertime. |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
1083 |
It's OK. I'm the navigator. |
1.2477 |
0.04728 |
109 |
85 |
21 |
3 |
1084 |
If you need a down vest, let me know! |
1.2477 |
0.04728 |
109 |
85 |
21 |
3 |
1085 |
My mother was skeptical! |
1.2476 |
0.05376 |
105 |
85 |
14 |
6 |
1086 |
Welcome on board Birds of Feather airlines. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1087 |
Relax, I'm the co-pilot. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1088 |
All of our flights head south this time of year. |
1.2465 |
0.04021 |
142 |
110 |
29 |
3 |
1089 |
It's the Ultra ULTRA low cost model, Sir: We are born licenced, can survive on seat cushion crumbs and require no life vests in case of a water emergency. |
1.2462 |
0.04511 |
130 |
103 |
22 |
5 |
1090 |
Hey pal. You’re the one that requested a discounted airline ticket. |
1.2462 |
0.04641 |
130 |
104 |
20 |
6 |
1091 |
North? Oh yeah, in about six months. |
1.2460 |
0.04319 |
126 |
98 |
25 |
3 |
1092 |
Don't worry, I got my wings as a child |
1.2460 |
0.04739 |
126 |
101 |
19 |
6 |
1093 |
Welcome aboard! Careful of the eggs in the overhead. |
1.2459 |
0.04555 |
122 |
96 |
22 |
4 |
1094 |
Meow! |
1.2458 |
0.05374 |
118 |
98 |
11 |
9 |
1095 |
I’m here to advise you that we’ll be flying in formation. |
1.2458 |
0.04329 |
118 |
91 |
25 |
2 |
1096 |
I hope you're as excited about a water landing as I am. |
1.2456 |
0.05071 |
114 |
92 |
16 |
6 |
1097 |
Duck, duck, duck, GOOSE! |
1.2456 |
0.05222 |
114 |
93 |
14 |
7 |
1098 |
Excuse me, sir, I see you have flight insurance, but have you considered supplemental insurance which pays cash benefits when a policyholder has a covered accident or illness? |
1.2456 |
0.05071 |
114 |
92 |
16 |
6 |
1099 |
Welcome aboard. I am pleased to inform you that your business class upgrade includes Aflac Life Insurance. |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
1100 |
Do you have any crackers in that bag? |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
1101 |
Welcome to Waterfowl Airlines. Where will you be migrating today? |
1.2455 |
0.05033 |
110 |
88 |
17 |
5 |
1102 |
We're taking the Pacific Flyway scenic route today. |
1.2453 |
0.05657 |
106 |
88 |
10 |
8 |
1103 |
Flying has always come easy. The sticking point was always the height requirement. |
1.2453 |
0.05496 |
106 |
87 |
12 |
7 |
1104 |
Which Donald did you say you would be voting for? |
1.2448 |
0.04236 |
143 |
113 |
25 |
5 |
1105 |
Thank you for flying with us and buying Aflack Flight Insurance. |
1.2446 |
0.04772 |
139 |
114 |
16 |
9 |
1106 |
Please put your carrion under the - ahem, sorry. I mean, please put your carry-on under the seat in front of you. |
1.2444 |
0.05765 |
90 |
73 |
12 |
5 |
1107 |
Common misconception, all ducks can fly. |
1.2441 |
0.04837 |
127 |
103 |
17 |
7 |
1108 |
I’m sorry, but this flight has been cancelled due to bad weather. And by bad weather, I mean duck season. |
1.2441 |
0.04571 |
127 |
101 |
21 |
5 |
1109 |
No worries. We're headed south. |
1.2441 |
0.04837 |
127 |
103 |
17 |
7 |
1110 |
Welcome. I am your emotional support pilot. |
1.2439 |
0.04667 |
123 |
98 |
20 |
5 |
1111 |
No worries, flying is in my DNA! |
1.2439 |
0.04522 |
123 |
97 |
22 |
4 |
1112 |
Trust me, you'll be glad we flew South after all |
1.2439 |
0.04944 |
123 |
100 |
16 |
7 |
1113 |
You can trust my flying experience. |
1.2437 |
0.04617 |
119 |
94 |
21 |
4 |
1114 |
The captain gets a golden egg, I get to fly the plane. No one gets hurt. |
1.2437 |
0.04617 |
119 |
94 |
21 |
4 |
1115 |
The first airline to work with Canada Geese |
1.2437 |
0.04916 |
119 |
96 |
17 |
6 |
1116 |
Welcome to Afquack Airlines.
Our flights are faster than shit through a goose. |
1.2437 |
0.05059 |
119 |
97 |
15 |
7 |
1117 |
Relax. We're flying north. |
1.2437 |
0.04916 |
119 |
96 |
17 |
6 |
1118 |
We will be serving slices of white bread bit by bit this evening." |
1.2437 |
0.04916 |
119 |
96 |
17 |
6 |
1119 |
Thank you for flying southsouth airlines |
1.2437 |
0.05059 |
119 |
97 |
15 |
7 |
1120 |
Look, I’m a duck dressed like an airline pilot! Isn’t that daft? |
1.2437 |
0.04769 |
119 |
95 |
19 |
5 |
1121 |
I've never done an "East / West" flight before. |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1122 |
make yourself confjt! |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1123 |
Mind if I have a gander? |
1.2432 |
0.04758 |
148 |
123 |
14 |
11 |
1124 |
Please, take a seat in a "V" formation. |
1.2432 |
0.05154 |
111 |
90 |
15 |
6 |
1125 |
We're still looking for a volunteer to fly at the head of the V formation today... |
1.2430 |
0.05285 |
107 |
87 |
14 |
6 |
1126 |
Yes, autopilot is that good. |
1.2430 |
0.04940 |
107 |
85 |
18 |
4 |
1127 |
We'll be flying without aircraft today. |
1.2430 |
0.04759 |
107 |
84 |
20 |
3 |
1128 |
Headed south ? |
1.2429 |
0.04286 |
140 |
111 |
24 |
5 |
1129 |
No, I was the navigator but I’ve been flying for years. |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
1130 |
Just so you know: birds of a feather flock together, at the end of the runway. |
1.2427 |
0.04871 |
103 |
81 |
19 |
3 |
1131 |
My co-pilot doesn't even have his wings yet. |
1.2426 |
0.04725 |
136 |
111 |
17 |
8 |
1132 |
Welcome, we’ll be leading the V formation today. |
1.2424 |
0.04182 |
132 |
103 |
26 |
3 |
1133 |
Not to worry, I’ve made this flight several times. |
1.2424 |
0.04450 |
132 |
105 |
22 |
5 |
1134 |
Would you like to see the quack-pit? |
1.2424 |
0.04824 |
132 |
108 |
16 |
8 |
1135 |
Our motto:
We guarantee to get you down. |
1.2422 |
0.05052 |
128 |
106 |
13 |
9 |
1136 |
Welcome aboard...don't be worried...I've been flying for years! |
1.2422 |
0.04673 |
128 |
103 |
19 |
6 |
1137 |
Welcome aboard to "A Wing and a Prayer"! |
1.2422 |
0.04802 |
128 |
104 |
17 |
7 |
1138 |
What the duck are you looking at? |
1.2419 |
0.05168 |
124 |
103 |
12 |
9 |
1139 |
... and if you think Sully's landing on the Hudson was smooth... |
1.2419 |
0.05168 |
124 |
103 |
12 |
9 |
1140 |
Just a cis-gendered water fowl . . . . Nothing to see here . . . |
1.2419 |
0.05040 |
124 |
102 |
14 |
8 |
1141 |
Don't worry, we have way more flight hours experience than the original crew |
1.2419 |
0.04773 |
124 |
100 |
18 |
6 |
1142 |
Don’t worry. I am just the junior co-pilot. |
1.2419 |
0.04908 |
124 |
101 |
16 |
7 |
1143 |
I hope you enjoyed those “little white mints” |
1.2419 |
0.05040 |
124 |
102 |
14 |
8 |
1144 |
You oughta see the mascot over at Virgin" |
1.2418 |
0.04450 |
153 |
125 |
19 |
9 |
1145 |
Don't worry, sir. I'm a quacker jack pilot. |
1.2418 |
0.06121 |
91 |
76 |
8 |
7 |
1146 |
I thought pilots had to earn their wings. |
1.2417 |
0.04733 |
120 |
96 |
19 |
5 |
1147 |
This job is much easier than flying myself |
1.2417 |
0.04733 |
120 |
96 |
19 |
5 |
1148 |
Some airline executive figured out the solution to the 'bird strike' problem. You're going south, we're going south... |
1.2414 |
0.05140 |
116 |
95 |
14 |
7 |
1149 |
Put the money on my bill. |
1.2414 |
0.04992 |
116 |
94 |
16 |
6 |
1150 |
Don't worry, they say that I'm one of the best in stormy weather... that I'm unflappable. |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
1151 |
And to think they used to call me a sitting duck! |
1.2411 |
0.05112 |
112 |
91 |
15 |
6 |
1152 |
I just flew in from Chicago, and Boy, are my wings tired! |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1153 |
Have a pheasant journey, haha! |
1.2407 |
0.05241 |
108 |
88 |
14 |
6 |
1154 |
Your flight is cancelled, but Pigeon Air is taking passengers. |
1.2404 |
0.05379 |
104 |
85 |
13 |
6 |
1155 |
The things we do to migrate, eh? |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
1156 |
Heading south today? |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
1157 |
Thanks for flying Quacktas! |
1.2403 |
0.05016 |
129 |
107 |
13 |
9 |
1158 |
Screw migraton. This is a lot easier on the feathers, and the pay is better. |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
1159 |
Not to worry, there will be plenty of other planes joining us in a V formation |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1160 |
I'm especially good at water landings. |
1.2400 |
0.04311 |
125 |
98 |
24 |
3 |
1161 |
No need to worry - we're flying South... |
1.2400 |
0.04302 |
150 |
121 |
22 |
7 |
1162 |
In the event of a water landing, I can also be used as a flotation device. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1163 |
Not to worry. I'm just the navigator. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1164 |
I just flew in from Miami and, boy, are my wings tired. |
1.2397 |
0.04698 |
121 |
97 |
19 |
5 |
1165 |
Just flew in from Chicago and boy are my arms tired |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1166 |
Will you be flying waterproof or water resistant? |
1.2393 |
0.04646 |
117 |
93 |
20 |
4 |
1167 |
Don’t worry, this isn’t my first flight. |
1.2393 |
0.04646 |
117 |
93 |
20 |
4 |
1168 |
We’re filling in during the pilots’ strike. |
1.2393 |
0.04802 |
117 |
94 |
18 |
5 |
1169 |
The in-flight snack will be cheese and quackers. |
1.2393 |
0.04646 |
117 |
93 |
20 |
4 |
1170 |
OK, you're going to be on the right side of the Vee. |
1.2393 |
0.04646 |
117 |
93 |
20 |
4 |
1171 |
So, I was flying south AGAIN, and thought “How can I monetize this?”. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1172 |
....and please don't feed the crew. |
1.2389 |
0.05225 |
113 |
93 |
13 |
7 |
1173 |
Thanks for flying with us today! |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
1174 |
Don't look so worried. I've flown before.I have thousands of miles in the air. |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
1175 |
If it makes you feel any better, I haven't been drinking. |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
1176 |
Welcome aboard! I’ll be stepping in for Sully today. |
1.2389 |
0.05374 |
113 |
94 |
11 |
8 |
1177 |
Don’t worry, we’ll just wing it. |
1.2389 |
0.04404 |
113 |
88 |
23 |
2 |
1178 |
Your pillows are feather free! |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
1179 |
We should be arriving in Cleveland at the quack of dawn. |
1.2389 |
0.04580 |
113 |
89 |
21 |
3 |
1180 |
Don't worry, I'm a highly experienced flier. |
1.2388 |
0.04261 |
134 |
106 |
24 |
4 |
1181 |
Don’t worry, they put blocks on the pedals. |
1.2385 |
0.04496 |
109 |
85 |
22 |
2 |
1182 |
Duckets please. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1183 |
I was born to it. My mom and dad always flew united. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1184 |
We'll be flying as part of a V formation with twenty other planes. |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1185 |
Heading north or south today, sir? |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1186 |
Relax! I know this route like the back of my wing. |
1.2385 |
0.04496 |
109 |
85 |
22 |
2 |
1187 |
I drank a bit before the flight, luckily we didn't "quack up". |
1.2385 |
0.04341 |
130 |
103 |
23 |
4 |
1188 |
No worries! I've been flying all my life! |
1.2385 |
0.04477 |
130 |
104 |
21 |
5 |
1189 |
Hold it, Bud! That's my luggage. |
1.2385 |
0.04341 |
130 |
103 |
23 |
4 |
1190 |
Trust me. I've flown since I was a youngster. |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
1191 |
Don't worry we have plenty of flying experience! |
1.2381 |
0.04129 |
126 |
98 |
26 |
2 |
1192 |
''Don't worry! I took to this job like a duck to water.'' |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
1193 |
Qualifications? Flying has run in my family for fifty-four million years. Also, kids love me 'cause I quack them up. |
1.2381 |
0.05093 |
126 |
105 |
12 |
9 |
1194 |
Packed a little light, no? Return flight is not until spring. |
1.2381 |
0.04280 |
126 |
99 |
24 |
3 |
1195 |
If we have to ditch in the river, I've got you covered. |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1196 |
What's the look for? I have my wings. |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1197 |
Relax, I got my wings, twice. |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
1198 |
I may not match your image of a pilot, but I have a lot of experience. |
1.2377 |
0.04807 |
122 |
99 |
17 |
6 |
1199 |
We'll take you down to Florida just fine, but the return flight won't be for a few months. |
1.2376 |
0.04699 |
101 |
79 |
20 |
2 |
1200 |
You can use me as a flotation device. |
1.2376 |
0.04699 |
101 |
79 |
20 |
2 |
1201 |
…so then my therapist says, “you just gotta do something that comes naturally to you.” |
1.2376 |
0.05293 |
101 |
82 |
14 |
5 |
1202 |
Thanks for flying with us. |
1.2374 |
0.04519 |
139 |
113 |
19 |
7 |
1203 |
Sully is not going to like this… |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
1204 |
Don’t worry. I have the most flight hours of anyone in the airline! |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1205 |
In the unlikely event of a water landing, float until help arrives. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1206 |
With the pilot shortage, we’ve begun having flights of imagination.” |
1.2370 |
0.04727 |
135 |
111 |
16 |
8 |
1207 |
Sorry Sir......No carrion allowed on the aircraft. |
1.2370 |
0.04487 |
135 |
109 |
20 |
6 |
1208 |
Welcome aboard V Formation Air! |
1.2370 |
0.04100 |
135 |
106 |
26 |
3 |
1209 |
No worries! Flying into engines was just a rung on our career ladder. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1210 |
Hey,welcome to the mile high club. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1211 |
"Just put it on my bill. |
1.2366 |
0.04576 |
131 |
106 |
19 |
6 |
1212 |
Welcome to Southwest. |
1.2366 |
0.04312 |
131 |
104 |
23 |
4 |
1213 |
No worries. The delay due to a quack in the cockpit was a misunderstanding. |
1.2366 |
0.04312 |
131 |
104 |
23 |
4 |
1214 |
Hi, Bruce. Didn't expect to see you here. |
1.2366 |
0.04703 |
131 |
107 |
17 |
7 |
1215 |
I've flown this route twice a year. |
1.2366 |
0.04576 |
131 |
106 |
19 |
6 |
1216 |
This is your quack-tain speaking |
1.2364 |
0.04820 |
110 |
88 |
18 |
4 |
1217 |
Don't worry, I will make sure that everything turns out ducky! |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1218 |
I've flown thousands of hours on the San Diego to Fairbanks route! |
1.2362 |
0.04931 |
127 |
105 |
14 |
8 |
1219 |
Thanks for flying Air Canada! |
1.2362 |
0.04395 |
127 |
101 |
22 |
4 |
1220 |
Sir, have you got a down jacket in there? |
1.2358 |
0.05286 |
106 |
87 |
13 |
6 |
1221 |
You look like an aisle guy. |
1.2358 |
0.04556 |
106 |
83 |
21 |
2 |
1222 |
You think my hat is painful? How about your awkwardly drawn left leg? How about the ghoulish couple behind you?Want me to go on? |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
1223 |
Welcome aboard GandAir. |
1.2358 |
0.04630 |
123 |
99 |
19 |
5 |
1224 |
Welcome aboard Snowbird Airlines. |
1.2358 |
0.04483 |
123 |
98 |
21 |
4 |
1225 |
Sorry for the delay, one of you was sucked into the engine |
1.2357 |
0.04254 |
140 |
112 |
23 |
5 |
1226 |
Welcome aboard, Sir. You look worried, but don’t be. I’ve had my flight wings for a long time. |
1.2353 |
0.04862 |
102 |
81 |
18 |
3 |
1227 |
Welcome to Air Canada. |
1.2353 |
0.05246 |
102 |
83 |
14 |
5 |
1228 |
I hope you have supplemental insurance in case of an accident! Afflack! |
1.2353 |
0.05162 |
119 |
99 |
12 |
8 |
1229 |
Not to worry, Sir. I was born to fly. |
1.2353 |
0.04254 |
119 |
93 |
24 |
2 |
1230 |
‘
“I didn’t just get my wings yesterday.” |
1.2353 |
0.05058 |
102 |
82 |
16 |
4 |
1231 |
« Another lame duck thinking he’s going to get there on time….» |
1.2353 |
0.04333 |
136 |
109 |
22 |
5 |
1232 |
You may recognize me without the hat. I recently moved from the financial services and insurance sector to transportation |
1.2349 |
0.04300 |
149 |
121 |
21 |
7 |
1233 |
Well, it was either hire me or use a chatbot! |
1.2348 |
0.04416 |
132 |
106 |
21 |
5 |
1234 |
Please no dawdling ... Just keep waddling. |
1.2348 |
0.04836 |
115 |
93 |
17 |
5 |
1235 |
Welcome to Gander, we welcome those who Come From Away. |
1.2348 |
0.04510 |
115 |
91 |
21 |
3 |
1236 |
Don't worry, I've had my wings since birth. |
1.2348 |
0.04510 |
115 |
91 |
21 |
3 |
1237 |
Welcome aboard! Poop wherever you like. |
1.2348 |
0.04676 |
115 |
92 |
19 |
4 |
1238 |
Don’t worry, I’m only your copilot. |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
1239 |
Don’t worry sir, I’m a qualified avian-ator. |
1.2344 |
0.04221 |
128 |
101 |
24 |
3 |
1240 |
Don't worry, most of the flight is on Autopilot. |
1.2344 |
0.04365 |
128 |
102 |
22 |
4 |
1241 |
I earned these wings and cap, pal. I came through the cockpit window. |
1.2344 |
0.04638 |
128 |
104 |
18 |
6 |
1242 |
The management insisted on a robot pilot, the union insisted on a human pilot, so I am the compromise pilot |
1.2342 |
0.04236 |
111 |
86 |
24 |
1 |
1243 |
Your captain is qualified in navigation, avionics, and honking. |
1.2342 |
0.04781 |
111 |
89 |
18 |
4 |
1244 |
Welcome to Quack Airlines, out first class seats have extra room to lay your eggs. Enjoy your flight |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
1245 |
Seriously? I was born to fly. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
1246 |
I can't help you with that, but the emu in the back should be able to assist. |
1.2340 |
0.05745 |
94 |
78 |
10 |
6 |
1247 |
The previous pilot was sucked into an engine. |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1248 |
Don't worry, I'm a natural |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1249 |
You’re gonna love the in-flight meal- it’s someone throwing bits of wadded up bread at you! |
1.2339 |
0.04873 |
124 |
102 |
15 |
7 |
1250 |
Don’t worry, sir, I’ve tested all the seats myself and there’s plenty of legroom. |
1.2336 |
0.05407 |
107 |
89 |
11 |
7 |
1251 |
Wecome to Puddle Jumpers Airline, we take the nonstop out of flying. |
1.2336 |
0.05241 |
107 |
88 |
13 |
6 |
1252 |
Not to worry. We have loads of experience flying. |
1.2336 |
0.04519 |
107 |
84 |
21 |
2 |
1253 |
Don't worry Sir, we've been flying for 65 million years. |
1.2336 |
0.04519 |
107 |
84 |
21 |
2 |
1254 |
Sir, before boarding I need to take a gander at your carry on bag to make sure everything is just ducky. |
1.2336 |
0.04710 |
107 |
85 |
19 |
3 |
1255 |
Don't worry. We have more than enough parachutes now. |
1.2336 |
0.04178 |
137 |
109 |
24 |
4 |
1256 |
Welcome to Avian Airlines! We’re looking to disrupting YOUR flight patterns for a change!” |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
1257 |
Greetings. I’m your pilot. Could you help me with the hand controls? |
1.2333 |
0.04386 |
120 |
95 |
22 |
3 |
1258 |
Young man, we all agree, it's time you flew the coop. |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
1259 |
Enjoy your flight over the pond! |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
1260 |
Have a nice flight,sir. |
1.2333 |
0.04386 |
120 |
95 |
22 |
3 |
1261 |
Not everyone is quacked up for the job. |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
1262 |
In the case of emergency, please abandon the aircraft in an orderly V formation. |
1.2333 |
0.04543 |
120 |
96 |
20 |
4 |
1263 |
…I’m with ATC to insure your safety during this flight. |
1.2331 |
0.04254 |
133 |
106 |
23 |
4 |
1264 |
Welcome to Avian Air. We've been flying since the days of the dinosaurs. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1265 |
Welcome to fly-by-night airlines! |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1266 |
Welcome, and thank you for flying southwest. We’ll be there by winter. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1267 |
"Got any breadcrumbs?" |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1268 |
At your service, Sir. |
1.2328 |
0.04952 |
116 |
95 |
15 |
6 |
1269 |
Don't worry -- I won't lay an egg during the flight. |
1.2328 |
0.04304 |
116 |
91 |
23 |
2 |
1270 |
Welcome aboard. As your Captain,you should know I've been flying for years. |
1.2328 |
0.04952 |
116 |
95 |
15 |
6 |
1271 |
Don’t worry, I graduated at the front of my ‘V’ in flight school |
1.2328 |
0.04952 |
116 |
95 |
15 |
6 |
1272 |
Don't worry, I fly all the time! |
1.2326 |
0.04193 |
129 |
102 |
24 |
3 |
1273 |
No need to worry -- we're simply getting our ducks in a row for takeoff. |
1.2326 |
0.04335 |
129 |
103 |
22 |
4 |
1274 |
Since you were looking at everyone that way, the airline thought you needed an animal companion. |
1.2324 |
0.04080 |
142 |
113 |
25 |
4 |
1275 |
And my co-pilot is a vulture, just in case. |
1.2324 |
0.04201 |
142 |
114 |
23 |
5 |
1276 |
Welcome aboard! Fowl the rules! |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1277 |
Straighten up and fly right." |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
1278 |
Welcome aboard Amphibious Airlines. |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
1279 |
Sorry sir, no pets allowed on this plane. |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1280 |
We follow the crow. Will be there in no time! |
1.2321 |
0.05227 |
112 |
93 |
12 |
7 |
1281 |
I'm sorry, have your other pilots been doing this their whole lives? |
1.2320 |
0.04271 |
125 |
99 |
23 |
3 |
1282 |
We're Aflac Airlines. |
1.2320 |
0.04419 |
125 |
100 |
21 |
4 |
1283 |
Relax! I can fly just fine! |
1.2320 |
0.04969 |
125 |
104 |
13 |
8 |
1284 |
Flying is in my genes. |
1.2320 |
0.04837 |
125 |
103 |
15 |
7 |
1285 |
How come nobody ever asks me how my flight was? |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
1286 |
No worries....I know how to fly! |
1.2315 |
0.04482 |
108 |
85 |
21 |
2 |
1287 |
Welcome to Aflac! |
1.2315 |
0.05361 |
108 |
90 |
11 |
7 |
1288 |
I’m here to talk down possible bird strikes” |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
1289 |
The rest of the crew went south |
1.2314 |
0.04354 |
121 |
96 |
22 |
3 |
1290 |
It's not polite to stare. |
1.2314 |
0.04509 |
121 |
97 |
20 |
4 |
1291 |
A change in our itinerary folks. Today we'll only be flying south. |
1.2313 |
0.04484 |
134 |
109 |
19 |
6 |
1292 |
I bet you thought government couldn't fowl up transportation any further. |
1.2308 |
0.05333 |
104 |
86 |
12 |
6 |
1293 |
I tell ya, it's a lot harder when the wings don't flap. |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1294 |
We have to have all our passengers in a row before we can actually take-off! |
1.2308 |
0.05205 |
117 |
98 |
11 |
8 |
1295 |
Please step over here, sir. I'm afraid you've been selected for a pate de Foie Gras level search. |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1296 |
I got my wings quite early in life. |
1.2308 |
0.04779 |
104 |
83 |
18 |
3 |
1297 |
I see I'm not the only hostess who's caught your eye. |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
117 |
93 |
21 |
3 |
1298 |
Welcome to Quack Airlines. I'll be your captain on this flight. |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1299 |
Actually, I'm a mallard. |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1300 |
Don’t worry, there was a human in there with fingers pushing the buttons, but that annoying pilot voice was really mine |
1.2308 |
0.04573 |
130 |
106 |
18 |
6 |
1301 |
Ha ha! You can't get rid of me that easily, Jeff. |
1.2308 |
0.04761 |
117 |
95 |
17 |
5 |
1302 |
Welcome aboard Spirit Airlines. |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
1303 |
Don't worry about a thing. I have TONS of flying hours. |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1304 |
Thanks for flying Air Canadian Goose, everyone. Join us in the fall for your flights south. |
1.2308 |
0.04055 |
143 |
114 |
25 |
4 |
1305 |
Welcome to Duck, Duck, Go Airline! |
1.2308 |
0.04702 |
130 |
107 |
16 |
7 |
1306 |
Please leave your nesting boxes over there. |
1.2308 |
0.05651 |
91 |
75 |
11 |
5 |
1307 |
Do you prefer a robot full of AI? |
1.2308 |
0.05333 |
104 |
86 |
12 |
6 |
1308 |
Hop on! |
1.2308 |
0.04272 |
117 |
92 |
23 |
2 |
1309 |
Got any bread in there? Just kidding, I’m doing keto. |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
1310 |
Trust there's no carrion in the carry-on ... |
1.2302 |
0.04370 |
139 |
113 |
20 |
6 |
1311 |
Don't be concerned, but we'll be flying in a V-formation with a dozen other airliners. |
1.2301 |
0.04705 |
113 |
91 |
18 |
4 |
1312 |
Welcome aboard the world's only rectangular airplane, because our artist sucks! |
1.2301 |
0.04870 |
113 |
92 |
16 |
5 |
1313 |
The airline is now under new management. For your enjoyment, we offer snacks with live insects and aquatic flora. And you get a seven month layover until the southern migration. |
1.2301 |
0.04534 |
113 |
90 |
20 |
3 |
1314 |
Sorry,this is "the snob car". |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
1315 |
The seats are repositioned to a more efficient flight formation on the wings. |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
1316 |
With no parachutes on the plane, these wings can come in handy. |
1.2296 |
0.04576 |
135 |
111 |
17 |
7 |
1317 |
I take it this isn’t your first migration. |
1.2295 |
0.04162 |
122 |
96 |
24 |
2 |
1318 |
Welcome aboard Bird On The Wing Airlines. I'll be your captain, and chief source of propulsion on this, hopefully, non-stop trip. |
1.2295 |
0.04769 |
122 |
100 |
16 |
6 |
1319 |
Welcome
Aboard! Please fasten your seatbelt. I’ve scheduled a family reunion and our location is still up in the air. |
1.2295 |
0.04476 |
122 |
98 |
20 |
4 |
1320 |
Don’t worry! I have lots of flying experience.” |
1.2295 |
0.04322 |
122 |
97 |
22 |
3 |
1321 |
I have been flying all of my life. |
1.2295 |
0.04909 |
122 |
101 |
14 |
7 |
1322 |
Don't worry, I've been flying since I was five weeks old. |
1.2295 |
0.04476 |
122 |
98 |
20 |
4 |
1323 |
Welcome to the Drake. |
1.2295 |
0.04476 |
122 |
98 |
20 |
4 |
1324 |
The computer does most of the flying, anyway. |
1.2294 |
0.04813 |
109 |
88 |
17 |
4 |
1325 |
Don't worry, I make this trip twice a year." |
1.2294 |
0.05154 |
109 |
90 |
13 |
6 |
1326 |
I’m recommending some additional insurance for all my passengers. |
1.2294 |
0.04986 |
109 |
89 |
15 |
5 |
1327 |
« It’s a cost-saving measure, but I’ve been flying forever! » |
1.2294 |
0.04986 |
109 |
89 |
15 |
5 |
1328 |
The sign above the doorway does say ‘Duck’. |
1.2294 |
0.04986 |
109 |
89 |
15 |
5 |
1329 |
Don't be afraid of going down. |
1.2294 |
0.05154 |
109 |
90 |
13 |
6 |
1330 |
Sure, it started as a PR stunt, but I guess they like how I work for peanuts. |
1.2294 |
0.04633 |
109 |
87 |
19 |
3 |
1331 |
Hey, I'm as surprised as you are. Hasn't this artist ever seen what goose legs and feet look like? |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
1332 |
Water landings? No problem! |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
1333 |
No bird strikes when I pilot |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
1334 |
You think I’m silly? You should meet Mother. |
1.2290 |
0.04542 |
131 |
107 |
18 |
6 |
1335 |
Sully became mysteriously ill for this flight, so I'll be taking over. |
1.2290 |
0.04275 |
131 |
105 |
22 |
4 |
1336 |
Don't worry! I've been training for this flight all my life! |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1337 |
Maverick called in sick. |
1.2288 |
0.04066 |
118 |
92 |
25 |
1 |
1338 |
If you need any assistance, just leave a short trail of breadcrumbs near your seat. |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1339 |
Honey, back up slowly, then turn around and run as fast as you can. |
1.2288 |
0.05164 |
118 |
99 |
11 |
8 |
1340 |
Yes, I'll be your pilot. You aren't chicken, are you? |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1341 |
I can take you and the bill won’t be as much as you’d think. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1342 |
Sorry about Miami – we only fly north this time of year.” |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1343 |
Thank you for flying Spirit. |
1.2283 |
0.04768 |
127 |
105 |
15 |
7 |
1344 |
Don't worry, I know more about flying south for the winter than anybody else. |
1.2283 |
0.04498 |
127 |
103 |
19 |
5 |
1345 |
Relax, I'm very experienced at flying south. |
1.2283 |
0.04060 |
127 |
100 |
25 |
2 |
1346 |
It's my first time flying a plane, but I know how to fly. |
1.2283 |
0.04897 |
127 |
106 |
13 |
8 |
1347 |
Need insurance?
Aflac |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
1348 |
I'm in charge now, after Sully flew into the engine. |
1.2282 |
0.04479 |
149 |
124 |
16 |
9 |
1349 |
Welcome to Sully Air! |
1.2281 |
0.05143 |
114 |
95 |
12 |
7 |
1350 |
One of the chickens will show you to your seat. |
1.2281 |
0.04990 |
114 |
94 |
14 |
6 |
1351 |
I didn't need to earn my wings. |
1.2281 |
0.04668 |
114 |
92 |
18 |
4 |
1352 |
There was a problem with the turbine, but we used duck tape and now it's all good. |
1.2281 |
0.05143 |
114 |
95 |
12 |
7 |
1353 |
I'm gonna wing it |
1.2281 |
0.05292 |
114 |
96 |
10 |
8 |
1354 |
I'll be your captain. First time flying south for the winter? |
1.2279 |
0.04424 |
136 |
111 |
19 |
6 |
1355 |
Welcome to Gander Airport. |
1.2277 |
0.05243 |
101 |
83 |
13 |
5 |
1356 |
Don’t worry. I land on the Hudson every day without problems. |
1.2277 |
0.05050 |
101 |
82 |
15 |
4 |
1357 |
......and I flap my wings real hard, and............ |
1.2277 |
0.05050 |
101 |
82 |
15 |
4 |
1358 |
Thank you for flying with Avian Flu |
1.2277 |
0.05243 |
101 |
83 |
13 |
5 |
1359 |
Welcome aboard! I’m your captain on todays flight and rest assured, I’ve got thousands of flight hours under my wings. |
1.2276 |
0.04591 |
123 |
100 |
18 |
5 |
1360 |
I'll be your emotional support pilot on this flight. |
1.2276 |
0.04734 |
123 |
101 |
16 |
6 |
1361 |
Yes, I've been flying for years. |
1.2276 |
0.04443 |
123 |
99 |
20 |
4 |
1362 |
they let all kinds of quacks on. |
1.2276 |
0.04734 |
123 |
101 |
16 |
6 |
1363 |
In the event of a water landing, I am a flotation device. |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1364 |
Don't forget to duck! |
1.2273 |
0.05271 |
110 |
92 |
11 |
7 |
1365 |
Ever heard of duck,duck,goose? |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1366 |
Relax. I'm a master of the soft water-landing |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1367 |
We hope you had a pleasant migration and hope to see you again next year. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1368 |
And I’m skeptical you will fit in that nest! |
1.2273 |
0.05271 |
110 |
92 |
11 |
7 |
1369 |
This flight will be just ducky |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1370 |
Enjoy your complimentary worms. |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
1371 |
Say Pal, are you stealing one of our down pillows? |
1.2269 |
0.05124 |
119 |
100 |
11 |
8 |
1372 |
Well fuck a duck! |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
1373 |
The airlines finally decided to hire us to end the birdstrikes. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1374 |
Flying first quass? |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1375 |
Hurry quack soon! |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1376 |
Overseas flyers must go thru migration . |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
1377 |
Yes, that's our motto: Calm on top, paddling like crazy below. |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1378 |
No worries ... I've had my wings since I hatched. |
1.2261 |
0.04289 |
115 |
91 |
22 |
2 |
1379 |
You'll find your wings in the overhead bin. |
1.2261 |
0.05102 |
115 |
96 |
12 |
7 |
1380 |
I hope you had a spectquackular trip!
Lucy Hine, age 10
Leland, Michigan |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
1381 |
I’m a woman |
1.2261 |
0.05102 |
115 |
96 |
12 |
7 |
1382 |
Wanna see my wingspan? |
1.2258 |
0.04260 |
124 |
99 |
22 |
3 |
1383 |
I'm not a pilot, I winged the whole thing. |
1.2258 |
0.04557 |
124 |
101 |
18 |
5 |
1384 |
It’s ok, I’m not the pilot. But I will be served in first class. |
1.2258 |
0.04837 |
124 |
103 |
14 |
7 |
1385 |
…and I said, “And my arms are killing me!” |
1.2258 |
0.04699 |
124 |
102 |
16 |
6 |
1386 |
Welcome aboard! Don't worry, I've been flying for years! |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
1387 |
Welcome aboard. Springtime, so we’ll be heading north |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1388 |
They rely on us when the GPS is out. We have the migration routes memorized. |
1.2252 |
0.04558 |
111 |
89 |
19 |
3 |
1389 |
Please take your seat. We will migrate shortly. |
1.2252 |
0.04735 |
111 |
90 |
17 |
4 |
1390 |
I'm Donald, the co-pilot. I'm participating in Southwest's Inclusiveness Program. |
1.2252 |
0.04735 |
111 |
90 |
17 |
4 |
1391 |
Surprised? So am I. |
1.2252 |
0.04375 |
111 |
88 |
21 |
2 |
1392 |
No need to be nervous, sir. I fly this route every Spring. |
1.2250 |
0.04654 |
120 |
98 |
17 |
5 |
1393 |
Better in the cockpit than in the engine Amiright |
1.2250 |
0.04342 |
120 |
96 |
21 |
3 |
1394 |
Don't forget to duck next time. |
1.2250 |
0.04802 |
120 |
99 |
15 |
6 |
1395 |
WELCOME TO YOUR ACID TRIP |
1.2250 |
0.04501 |
120 |
97 |
19 |
4 |
1396 |
We are heading north. You’ll love it this time of year! |
1.2250 |
0.04501 |
120 |
97 |
19 |
4 |
1397 |
Sorry about that scare...Sometimes my wings get a little tired. |
1.2250 |
0.04501 |
120 |
97 |
19 |
4 |
1398 |
Look who's flying the coop today! |
1.2250 |
0.04654 |
120 |
98 |
17 |
5 |
1399 |
Not too worry, I earned my wings naturally. |
1.2250 |
0.04501 |
120 |
97 |
19 |
4 |
1400 |
I’ve landed on the Hudson River loads of times, without killing a single bird! Where’s MY movie? |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
1401 |
This is why I crossed the road |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
1402 |
It's for everyone's safety -- a pilot project to reduce bird strikes. |
1.2243 |
0.05525 |
107 |
91 |
8 |
8 |
1403 |
Thanks for flying Duck Air! |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
1404 |
Don’t worry: Dog is my co-pilot. |
1.2243 |
0.05525 |
107 |
91 |
8 |
8 |
1405 |
I've made this flight lots of times, but this is my first time in a plane. |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
1406 |
We landed in Miami and not Chicago because I fly better going North-South. |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1407 |
Another flight, another feather in my cap. |
1.2243 |
0.04466 |
107 |
85 |
20 |
2 |
1408 |
Don't be silly, ChatGPT is the real pilot. |
1.2243 |
0.05196 |
107 |
89 |
12 |
6 |
1409 |
The pilot was supposed to be here but that bird has flown. |
1.2241 |
0.05207 |
116 |
98 |
10 |
8 |
1410 |
It was a pleasure flying with you today. |
1.2241 |
0.04429 |
116 |
93 |
20 |
3 |
1411 |
Need travel insurance?? |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1412 |
I'm really good in the event of a water landing. |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
1413 |
I'm the co-pilot in case we get in fowl weather. |
1.2241 |
0.04429 |
116 |
93 |
20 |
3 |
1414 |
Complimentary bread service will begin shortly after take off. |
1.2241 |
0.04911 |
116 |
96 |
14 |
6 |
1415 |
Don’t worry. These things are so automated that even a duck can fly ’em. |
1.2240 |
0.04074 |
125 |
99 |
24 |
2 |
1416 |
For $600 we can upgrade you to a flight with a human pilot. |
1.2240 |
0.04665 |
125 |
103 |
16 |
6 |
1417 |
Resume by George Santos. |
1.2240 |
0.04524 |
125 |
102 |
18 |
5 |
1418 |
I've been flying Southwest every winter since I was a child. |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
1419 |
If you have any leftover peanuts, I do accept tips. |
1.2235 |
0.05888 |
85 |
71 |
9 |
5 |
1420 |
Seriously, though: watch your head. |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
1421 |
Welcome to Shtick World Airways, where milk and quackers are our specialty. I |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
1422 |
Unless that fits under your wing, you'll have to leave it behind. |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
1423 |
Have a pheasant flight |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
1424 |
I flew the coop at your age, too! |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
1425 |
I bet you still prefer me to a woman pilot |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
1426 |
and boy, are my arms tired. |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1427 |
Welcome aboard! You're not traveling with any breadcrumbs are ya? |
1.2232 |
0.05027 |
112 |
93 |
13 |
6 |
1428 |
Be a good egg |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1429 |
Trying to duck the checked baggage fee I see. |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1430 |
GOOSE! You don't get the window seat. |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1431 |
Standard V formation. |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1432 |
Yes, I'm experienced. I've been flying virtually my entire life. |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1433 |
Talk about role reversal. The Captain is currently flying south for the winter. |
1.2232 |
0.05027 |
112 |
93 |
13 |
6 |
1434 |
Make sure you pay attention to the safety demonstration... |
1.2232 |
0.04340 |
112 |
89 |
21 |
2 |
1435 |
First class is reserved for golden goose card only. You have an ugly duckling so you’re in coach |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1436 |
The flight attendant will waddle you to your seat. |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1437 |
Don’t worry, you’re on the right flight. A snowbird is in the Captain’s seat. |
1.2232 |
0.05027 |
112 |
93 |
13 |
6 |
1438 |
Would you like insurance on this? |
1.2232 |
0.05027 |
112 |
93 |
13 |
6 |
1439 |
More walky, less talky. My species was flying while your species was still living in caves. |
1.2232 |
0.05185 |
112 |
94 |
11 |
7 |
1440 |
Welcome aboard Air Canada. |
1.2231 |
0.04766 |
121 |
100 |
15 |
6 |
1441 |
It got a little hairy flying over that duck blind but all in all not a bad flight. |
1.2231 |
0.04467 |
121 |
98 |
19 |
4 |
1442 |
Our flight path is as the crow flies. |
1.2231 |
0.04766 |
121 |
100 |
15 |
6 |
1443 |
Hurry, or I'll miss my flight! |
1.2231 |
0.04310 |
121 |
97 |
21 |
3 |
1444 |
Welcome to Duck, Duck, Goose Airlines! You're "it" so we'll be checking your luggage. |
1.2231 |
0.04467 |
121 |
98 |
19 |
4 |
1445 |
Everything is as usual, just watch out for some bird droppings in the aisle. |
1.2231 |
0.04404 |
130 |
106 |
19 |
5 |
1446 |
What’s with the look? I’m a natural. |
1.2231 |
0.04667 |
130 |
108 |
15 |
7 |
1447 |
Who did you think would fly you across the pond? |
1.2231 |
0.04404 |
130 |
106 |
19 |
5 |
1448 |
DUCK! Ha-ha, just kidding, I’m actually a goose. Anyway, watch your step and thanks for flying with us! |
1.2231 |
0.04404 |
130 |
106 |
19 |
5 |
1449 |
Flier, or non-flier? |
1.2222 |
0.04419 |
135 |
111 |
18 |
6 |
1450 |
I hope you’re heading south, ‘cuz I’m heading south. |
1.2222 |
0.04543 |
135 |
112 |
16 |
7 |
1451 |
No, I'm not Daffy, he's the pilot. |
1.2222 |
0.04631 |
126 |
104 |
16 |
6 |
1452 |
Welcome to Duck Duck Goose Air, the only airline that employs pilots who know what they are doing.” |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
1453 |
Don't worry, sir, we're great at winging it! |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1454 |
Why surprised? If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck…. |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1455 |
We are substituting for airline personnel with bird flu |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
1456 |
We anticipate an on-time departure, unless I get sucked into an engine. |
1.2222 |
0.05478 |
99 |
83 |
10 |
6 |
1457 |
Welcome aboard. I'll be your captain today.
Nice look. You folks really quack me up! |
1.2222 |
0.04560 |
117 |
95 |
18 |
4 |
1458 |
Don't look at me like that! I may be short but I am not a quack. |
1.2222 |
0.05842 |
99 |
85 |
6 |
8 |
1459 |
I have the wings, you say the prayers. |
1.2222 |
0.04631 |
126 |
104 |
16 |
6 |
1460 |
You"ll need to keep your suitcase warm for 28 days. |
1.2222 |
0.05317 |
108 |
91 |
10 |
7 |
1461 |
My cousin in Toronto sells duvets…no questions asked |
1.2222 |
0.04162 |
135 |
109 |
22 |
4 |
1462 |
What's up, duck? |
1.2222 |
0.04631 |
126 |
104 |
16 |
6 |
1463 |
I had a little fight or flight myself deciding whether to take this gig |
1.2222 |
0.05151 |
108 |
90 |
12 |
6 |
1464 |
In case of an emergency, duck down |
1.2222 |
0.04419 |
135 |
111 |
18 |
6 |
1465 |
You have to be this tall to ride this ride |
1.2222 |
0.04560 |
117 |
95 |
18 |
4 |
1466 |
Hope you packed something warm and buoyant. |
1.2213 |
0.04279 |
122 |
98 |
21 |
3 |
1467 |
It doesn't matter what your ticket says, we're flying south! |
1.2213 |
0.04584 |
122 |
100 |
17 |
5 |
1468 |
Thank you for flying south. |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1469 |
Wouldn't you rather fly with us? |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1470 |
Good morning sir. We'll be flying in a V formation today. You're on the left side of the V, at the back. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1471 |
Oh yes, I love flying! I'm also a cruise ship captain during the winter. |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1472 |
Didn’t you order the chicken to go? |
1.2212 |
0.04986 |
113 |
94 |
13 |
6 |
1473 |
I'm going to need to sit on that to see over the wheel, if you don't mind. |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1474 |
Don't look so startled, most of my friends know how to fly. |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1475 |
My callsign is goose. |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1476 |
How’d you like my quackerjack landing? |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1477 |
Oh, don't let the phrase "budget airline" scare you! I've absolutely flown before! |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1478 |
Yes, that's definitely south. |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
1479 |
If you’re in first, don’t order the duck. |
1.2205 |
0.04317 |
127 |
103 |
20 |
4 |
1480 |
I used to be a doctor, but they called me a quack. |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
1481 |
The bird strike has finally come to an end! |
1.2203 |
0.04683 |
118 |
97 |
16 |
5 |
1482 |
Hope you folks like flying south, because I like flying south. |
1.2202 |
0.04195 |
109 |
86 |
22 |
1 |
1483 |
I am pleased to share that this will be our first—and last—northbound flight for the year! |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1484 |
I'm part of your new line-up of pilots, after I won my lawsuit against the airline for cultural appropriation! |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1485 |
You're much safer with a pilot who's been flying all his life. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1486 |
Want to buy flight insurance? |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1487 |
You can change trains to the Long Island Quail Road on Quack 9. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1488 |
Welcome aboard and don’t worry, I’m really Chuck Yeager, reincarnated as a duck. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1489 |
Don’t worry, I just migrate. |
1.2197 |
0.04602 |
132 |
110 |
15 |
7 |
1490 |
Thank you for traveling in Fowl Air |
1.2197 |
0.04209 |
132 |
107 |
21 |
4 |
1491 |
The good news is that I will not be flying into the engine. |
1.2195 |
0.04551 |
123 |
101 |
17 |
5 |
1492 |
Aflac! |
1.2195 |
0.04402 |
123 |
100 |
19 |
4 |
1493 |
This side please, we are making sure we have all the humans in a row. |
1.2195 |
0.04695 |
123 |
102 |
15 |
6 |
1494 |
You know this flight's for the birds, right? |
1.2195 |
0.04402 |
123 |
100 |
19 |
4 |
1495 |
You have to lug that suitcase then wait in line to get in a huge metal tube to fly to Chicago where as I just point myself in the direction flap my wings and I’m there and you think you’re higher the evolutionary scale? |
1.2195 |
0.04088 |
123 |
98 |
23 |
2 |
1496 |
Welcome to Foie gras Airlines! |
1.2195 |
0.04248 |
123 |
99 |
21 |
3 |
1497 |
Watch the quack” |
1.2195 |
0.04402 |
123 |
100 |
19 |
4 |
1498 |
The people you see behind you, are apparitions from the train reck of '79. And I am a talking duck from the present moment. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
1499 |
Discount Airway hopes you enjoy your flight and the free snacks: Worms, seed and stale bread. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1500 |
Welcome aboard. I've been flying this route for twenty years. |
1.2193 |
0.04273 |
114 |
91 |
21 |
2 |
1501 |
I'm no Tom Hanks! |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
1502 |
...just twice a year. I pilot a flight South in the Autumn and this return flight North in the Spring. |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
1503 |
Yes, I'm the Conducktor. |
1.2190 |
0.05060 |
105 |
87 |
13 |
5 |
1504 |
Sully sends his best |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
1505 |
Need some flight insurance! |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
1506 |
Welcome aboard Lucky Duck Airlines! We quack to please. |
1.2190 |
0.05060 |
105 |
87 |
13 |
5 |
1507 |
Thanks for flying with us! I'll be in front of the flight formation today. |
1.2190 |
0.05238 |
105 |
88 |
11 |
6 |
1508 |
Those who can, do. |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
1509 |
No flight attendants today. Some staffing issues. |
1.2190 |
0.04485 |
105 |
84 |
19 |
2 |
1510 |
Hope you’re heading south |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1511 |
Staffing issues... |
1.2188 |
0.04953 |
128 |
109 |
10 |
9 |
1512 |
Don’t worry, I have well over 10,000 hours of flight time! |
1.2188 |
0.04287 |
128 |
104 |
20 |
4 |
1513 |
Couldn't afford a nicer shirt? I'm a duck, it's a joke. Nice ass. NEXT! |
1.2188 |
0.04428 |
128 |
105 |
18 |
5 |
1514 |
Welcome aboard, not to worry, I’m just here in case of a water landing! |
1.2188 |
0.04141 |
128 |
103 |
22 |
3 |
1515 |
Return flights begin in September. |
1.2188 |
0.04141 |
128 |
103 |
22 |
3 |
1516 |
Yes, you couldn't be safer-I've been flying all my life! |
1.2185 |
0.04329 |
119 |
96 |
20 |
3 |
1517 |
And thank you for flying Spirit Airlines. |
1.2185 |
0.04647 |
119 |
98 |
16 |
5 |
1518 |
Don’t worry, I got my flu shot. |
1.2182 |
0.05065 |
110 |
92 |
12 |
6 |
1519 |
We'll go up and then ... DOWN. Get it? |
1.2182 |
0.04725 |
110 |
90 |
16 |
4 |
1520 |
First time flying? |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1521 |
Honk if you enjoyed your flight. |
1.2182 |
0.04545 |
110 |
89 |
18 |
3 |
1522 |
I'm very drunk. |
1.2182 |
0.04725 |
110 |
90 |
16 |
4 |
1523 |
Just wait 'til you see my water landings! |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1524 |
Thanks for choosing AmQuack. |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1525 |
Now, when I said my uncle was involved with the miracle on the Hudson I didn't mean that he was Capt.Sullenberger. |
1.2180 |
0.04694 |
133 |
112 |
13 |
8 |
1526 |
Your gate is on the other side. You're going to have to cross the road. |
1.2178 |
0.04582 |
101 |
81 |
18 |
2 |
1527 |
You wanna fly a duck? |
1.2178 |
0.04582 |
101 |
81 |
18 |
2 |
1528 |
No worries - I had lots of flight time before becoming a pilot. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1529 |
I need to take a gander in your bag, sir. |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1530 |
A wing and a prayer. |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1531 |
It's safer when we stay out of the engines. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1532 |
I can tell you're uncomfortable, but I do have experience flying. |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1533 |
You can fly in a V formation, right? |
1.2177 |
0.04517 |
124 |
102 |
17 |
5 |
1534 |
Pilot wasn't my first choice. But all my siblings got sucked into a jet engine, so I figured I'd be safer inside the plane. |
1.2177 |
0.04660 |
124 |
103 |
15 |
6 |
1535 |
I hope you will enjoy your flight with Southward Migratory Airlines, sir. |
1.2177 |
0.04217 |
124 |
100 |
21 |
3 |
1536 |
Yes, I'm your pilot. You were expecting Tom Cruze? |
1.2174 |
0.05353 |
115 |
99 |
7 |
9 |
1537 |
....and part of my survivors benefits I get to fly this plane. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1538 |
Now that Sully's retired, I'm your pilot for all river landings. |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
1539 |
Would you mind checking that bag, sir? It's too big for our overhead nests. |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
1540 |
Sorry, sir, you'll have to check that under my wing. |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
1541 |
Enjoy the view. We will be flying a bit lower than usual. |
1.2170 |
0.05017 |
106 |
88 |
13 |
5 |
1542 |
Don't be worried, I tested negative for bird flu. |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
1543 |
Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered |
1.2170 |
0.05017 |
106 |
88 |
13 |
5 |
1544 |
Welcome to Aflac! Please watch your step. The tuna melt I had for lunch went right through me. |
1.2169 |
0.05698 |
83 |
69 |
10 |
4 |
1545 |
I’m your captain. We’re flying to Miami and boy will my arms be tired! |
1.2167 |
0.04761 |
120 |
100 |
14 |
6 |
1546 |
No shoes? |
1.2167 |
0.04761 |
120 |
100 |
14 |
6 |
1547 |
Thank you for flying
On the wings of a snow white duck |
1.2167 |
0.04906 |
120 |
101 |
12 |
7 |
1548 |
If you need me, I’ll be in the quackpit. |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
1549 |
Say the magic word, and you'll win a hundred dollars. |
1.2165 |
0.04687 |
97 |
78 |
17 |
2 |
1550 |
Plus, we offer good insurance. |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
1551 |
If you need help with your carry on, one of the pelicans will assist you. |
1.2162 |
0.04322 |
111 |
89 |
20 |
2 |
1552 |
When we land you can tip me with soggy bread. |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
1553 |
Rest easy sir, I've had my wings since birth. |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
1554 |
Yeah, this is actually your captain speaking |
1.2162 |
0.04508 |
111 |
90 |
18 |
3 |
1555 |
Be sure to book your next migration with us. |
1.2160 |
0.04030 |
125 |
100 |
23 |
2 |
1556 |
So anyway, I just flew in from Pittsburgh and boy are my arms tired! |
1.2160 |
0.04484 |
125 |
103 |
17 |
5 |
1557 |
Are you interested in buying some flight insurance? |
1.2160 |
0.04484 |
125 |
103 |
17 |
5 |
1558 |
I hope you enjoy our flight south |
1.2159 |
0.04698 |
88 |
70 |
17 |
1 |
1559 |
Yeah so turns out it was an autocorrect in the the message from air traffic control. It read. ‘Just get me a pilot. Duck!’ |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
1560 |
Sir, we only fly south. |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
1561 |
Don't worry. They swapped out the chicken pilot. |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
1562 |
Don’t worry, there’ll be no wise quacks from the cockpit this flight. |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
1563 |
Relax—Aflac is just my side hustle. |
1.2157 |
0.05144 |
102 |
85 |
12 |
5 |
1564 |
Welcome to business quacks. |
1.2157 |
0.04542 |
102 |
82 |
18 |
2 |
1565 |
Of course I know how to fly, I'm an honorary eagle" |
1.2157 |
0.04951 |
102 |
84 |
14 |
4 |
1566 |
F.Y.I., we'll be flying in a flock today. |
1.2157 |
0.05329 |
102 |
86 |
10 |
6 |
1567 |
Welcome to Vegan Hell. |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
1568 |
Hey, you know what happens if a duck flies up-side-down? It quacks UP! Hahahaha. Only kidding flokes, SURE I've flown before - they don't give this badge and hat for nothing. |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
1569 |
Ready to paddle? |
1.2155 |
0.04550 |
116 |
95 |
17 |
4 |
1570 |
You thought the turbulence was bad back there? I laid three eggs between here and Toledo! |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
1571 |
let me show you to your cage... |
1.2155 |
0.04382 |
116 |
94 |
19 |
3 |
1572 |
I'll be your in flight entertainment. |
1.2154 |
0.04227 |
130 |
106 |
20 |
4 |
1573 |
Did you feel the goose bumps? |
1.2154 |
0.04227 |
130 |
106 |
20 |
4 |
1574 |
Me and my 150 co-pilots thank you for flying Quack-Air |
1.2153 |
0.04425 |
144 |
121 |
15 |
8 |
1575 |
They say I'm a natural... |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
1576 |
We have a new contract, so no worries about a bird strike. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
1577 |
Great day to fly, huh? |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
1578 |
Conducktor |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
1579 |
In the event of an emergency, we're bailing. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
1580 |
Sometimes if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck it’s a former fighter pilot. |
1.2151 |
0.05690 |
93 |
79 |
8 |
6 |
1581 |
What, did you think people were flying these things? |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
1582 |
Thanks for flying South for the winter. |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
1583 |
I don’t have a pilots license but be reassured I have 10,000 hours of flight time migrating South for the winter. |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
1584 |
Don’t look so surprised. I got a promotion. |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
1585 |
I sense your hesitation but not to worry, the wi-fi has been fixed. |
1.2150 |
0.04205 |
107 |
85 |
21 |
1 |
1586 |
Don't worry, I have plenty experience flying. |
1.2149 |
0.04725 |
121 |
101 |
14 |
6 |
1587 |
Bringing any corn on our flight today, sir? |
1.2149 |
0.04725 |
121 |
101 |
14 |
6 |
1588 |
Today's flight is non-stop into the Hudson River. |
1.2143 |
0.05664 |
98 |
84 |
7 |
7 |
1589 |
Thank you for flying Spirit Airlines. |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
1590 |
You can rest assured that your captain is a highly experienced blue-footed booby. |
1.2143 |
0.04592 |
126 |
105 |
15 |
6 |
1591 |
We're carbon neutral...hope you packed your wings... |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1592 |
Don’t worry, we will even get you there without your arms getting tired! |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1593 |
Don't worry. The Captain and I are naturals. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1594 |
Don’t worry, I had nothing to do with “Miracle on the Hudson.” |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1595 |
Please remember to sit in a "V" formation" |
1.2143 |
0.04728 |
126 |
106 |
13 |
7 |
1596 |
Our social media team said a passenger wanted a word with the ducking pilot |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1597 |
Sorry about landing on the river - old habits die hard. |
1.2143 |
0.05295 |
112 |
96 |
8 |
8 |
1598 |
I’m working on a screenplay |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1599 |
I'm sorry, but I am going to have to charge you extra for whatever you just did. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1600 |
Hope you enjoy your flight north! |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
1601 |
Welcome aboard, and we will be flying south. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1602 |
Yes, I look like one, walk like one, and quack. I also fly. |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1603 |
Today’s special is me. |
1.2143 |
0.04166 |
98 |
77 |
21 |
0 |
1604 |
It's my first day on the job! Don't worry, I've been flying for years. |
1.2137 |
0.04469 |
131 |
109 |
16 |
6 |
1605 |
Welcome Aboard! On our planes, you never feel cooped up! |
1.2137 |
0.04198 |
131 |
107 |
20 |
4 |
1606 |
Cluck please |
1.2137 |
0.04175 |
117 |
94 |
21 |
2 |
1607 |
Relax, we are flying south. I have done this a million times! |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1608 |
Did you know that this very plane sucked my parents into its jet engines? Have a nice day. |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1609 |
You don’t think I’m fit to be a flight attendant? |
1.2135 |
0.04918 |
89 |
72 |
15 |
2 |
1610 |
No one asks why did the goose cross the road? |
1.2135 |
0.05412 |
89 |
74 |
11 |
4 |
1611 |
Welcome aboard. I'm your captain. Don't be alarmed if you see me steering from outside on the wing. |
1.2131 |
0.04542 |
122 |
101 |
16 |
5 |
1612 |
I don't need computer navigation. I just fly south. |
1.2131 |
0.04070 |
122 |
98 |
22 |
2 |
1613 |
Well, you know the old adage, ‘If it flies like a duck...’
And let me know if you need help getting that into the overhead compartment. |
1.2131 |
0.04391 |
122 |
100 |
18 |
4 |
1614 |
You know what they say, keep your enemies close! |
1.2131 |
0.04542 |
122 |
101 |
16 |
5 |
1615 |
We'll be flying toward the front of the V rotation. |
1.2130 |
0.04373 |
108 |
87 |
19 |
2 |
1616 |
Thanks for flying with us northbound the easy way. |
1.2130 |
0.04931 |
108 |
90 |
13 |
5 |
1617 |
Relax: I was born for this. |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
1618 |
I know you're surprised to see me. It's rabbit season. |
1.2128 |
0.04365 |
141 |
118 |
16 |
7 |
1619 |
mind the crap |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
1620 |
These little wings are just to make you feel better. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
1621 |
If it walks like a tourist and talks like a tourist... |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
1622 |
You want to get there faster, next time go as the crow flies. |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
1623 |
Be sure to read the instructions in case of a water landing. |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
1624 |
That’s right the FAA deemed us the more experienced pilots |
1.2126 |
0.04276 |
127 |
104 |
19 |
4 |
1625 |
You should feel especially safe today. We’re flying with a larger raft than we usually do. |
1.2124 |
0.04779 |
113 |
94 |
14 |
5 |
1626 |
Fly me, I'm Daffy. |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
1627 |
Welcome and Bienvenue Canadian Snowbirds a bord. |
1.2124 |
0.04254 |
113 |
91 |
20 |
2 |
1628 |
I'm not the pilot, but I can still navigate us to a smooth landing if we have a water landing |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
1629 |
Don’t ruffle your fearhers. On this flight we take bird strike mitigation seriously! |
1.2124 |
0.04779 |
113 |
94 |
14 |
5 |
1630 |
You should see the pilots! |
1.2121 |
0.05424 |
99 |
84 |
9 |
6 |
1631 |
Foie gras cabin 8. |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
1632 |
What’s with the face? In the event of a water landing; nobody is better then me |
1.2121 |
0.04028 |
132 |
107 |
22 |
3 |
1633 |
Thank you for not sucking us into your engines. |
1.2121 |
0.04028 |
132 |
107 |
22 |
3 |
1634 |
Flying South? |
1.2119 |
0.04792 |
118 |
99 |
13 |
6 |
1635 |
Beats flying south the old way. |
1.2119 |
0.04315 |
118 |
96 |
19 |
3 |
1636 |
Welcome aboard! I’ll be your pilot today, not like those other quacks. |
1.2119 |
0.04144 |
118 |
95 |
21 |
2 |
1637 |
This is literally an Early bird tickets flight |
1.2119 |
0.04638 |
118 |
98 |
15 |
5 |
1638 |
If your destination is Phoenix, waddle over to gate sixteen for your connecting flock. |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
1639 |
First class will dine on duck l’orange. Heh-heh, don’t worry, no one I know. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
1640 |
Sir, here's a little joke to help you relax. You know what we call turbulence? Goose. Bump. |
1.2115 |
0.04464 |
104 |
84 |
18 |
2 |
1641 |
It was Sully's idea--safer if we're inside the plane. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
1642 |
Welcome, I’ll be your personal flotation device.” |
1.2115 |
0.04464 |
104 |
84 |
18 |
2 |
1643 |
In the unlikely event of a water landing, take the life vest from beneath your seat, put it on, exit the aircraft via an evacuation slide, only then inflate your life vest, and follow yours truly as we swim to an island, should there be one. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
1644 |
I’m afraid you’ll have to check that as our overhead roosts are currently occupied. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
1645 |
Flying has always come naturally to me. |
1.2115 |
0.04250 |
104 |
83 |
20 |
1 |
1646 |
Please review the safety manual (it’s in duck). |
1.2115 |
0.05053 |
104 |
87 |
12 |
5 |
1647 |
AIRFlac, not Aflac sir. |
1.2114 |
0.04203 |
123 |
100 |
20 |
3 |
1648 |
You'll have to check your bag -- it's a full migration. |
1.2114 |
0.04509 |
123 |
102 |
16 |
5 |
1649 |
No, no. I am just the copilot. |
1.2111 |
0.04326 |
90 |
71 |
19 |
0 |
1650 |
When I announced "we are going down", it was supposed to be a fashion statement! |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
1651 |
Don't worry. We'll teach you to swim. |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
1652 |
We’ll be flying lead in V formation with six other aircraft! |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
1653 |
And I’m also on the menu. |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
1654 |
Buckle up, the pilot is a quack. |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
1655 |
Don't worry. I just earned my wings. |
1.2109 |
0.04246 |
128 |
105 |
19 |
4 |
1656 |
The bag fees are for the birds. |
1.2105 |
0.04032 |
114 |
91 |
22 |
1 |
1657 |
It’s only non stop,
until I spot a corn field. |
1.2105 |
0.04463 |
95 |
76 |
18 |
1 |
1658 |
I know, shocking isn't it, my first east-west flight. |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
1659 |
Don’t worry,I fly this route every summer! |
1.2105 |
0.04401 |
114 |
93 |
18 |
3 |
1660 |
You'll love our new open-air seating. |
1.2105 |
0.04740 |
114 |
95 |
14 |
5 |
1661 |
'Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack-quack-quack, quack? They quack-up! Ha, Haha, Ha-ha-ha.' |
1.2105 |
0.04401 |
114 |
93 |
18 |
3 |
1662 |
You’re lucky, my last flight had a water landing. |
1.2105 |
0.04574 |
114 |
94 |
16 |
4 |
1663 |
There’s a quack in the plane. Just kidding. |
1.2105 |
0.04463 |
95 |
76 |
18 |
1 |
1664 |
You should be prepared for a water landing! |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
1665 |
I’ll see you in the fall when we fly south. |
1.2101 |
0.04445 |
119 |
98 |
17 |
4 |
1666 |
Welcome aboard..I’m the flight navigator |
1.2101 |
0.04755 |
119 |
100 |
13 |
6 |
1667 |
Welcome, and thanks for choosing Audubon Airlines! |
1.2101 |
0.04603 |
119 |
99 |
15 |
5 |
1668 |
I'm just the flight engineer, the pilot is a swan. |
1.2101 |
0.04282 |
119 |
97 |
19 |
3 |
1669 |
I'll be your pilot today. I have a lot of flying experience... |
1.2100 |
0.04777 |
100 |
82 |
15 |
3 |
1670 |
And in the likely event of a water landing... |
1.2100 |
0.05374 |
100 |
85 |
9 |
6 |
1671 |
My wings are so tired, I just flew in from Vancouver last night. Ha ha ha! |
1.2100 |
0.05183 |
100 |
84 |
11 |
5 |
1672 |
Thanks, and consider yourself a permanent member of the flock. |
1.2100 |
0.04560 |
100 |
81 |
17 |
2 |
1673 |
Don't worry! I have more flying hours than any pilot I have ever met |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
1674 |
This is your Captain speaking. HAHAHAHA! |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
1675 |
Thanks for flying JetDuck! |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
1676 |
Your snack choices for this flight are bread crumbs, pond scum, and mini pretzels. |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
1677 |
Would you rather have me fly with you or into you? |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
1678 |
Please proceed to your seat at the back left position of the V sir |
1.2095 |
0.04426 |
105 |
85 |
18 |
2 |
1679 |
Does it help to know I’m a gander? |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
1680 |
Don't worry. I earned my wings. |
1.2093 |
0.03918 |
129 |
104 |
23 |
2 |
1681 |
Nothing to see here.
Move along now. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
1682 |
All of our pilots have truly earned their wings |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
1683 |
Goose? Is this Goose? |
1.2091 |
0.05018 |
110 |
93 |
11 |
6 |
1684 |
Sorry, no quacks on the plane. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
1685 |
Let’s keep it moving- shake those tail feathers, everybody. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
1686 |
We'll be wheels up as soon as the co-pilot hatches. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
1687 |
Don't look surprised. I've got wings. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
1688 |
Oh I don’t actually fly the plane, I’m the pilot’s emotional support duck. He asked “why a duck?” And I said, well why not, and anyway anyone who believes in talking ducks needs their head examined but I am not a doctor. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
1689 |
The powers that be decided to hire us so we would’t fly into their engines. |
1.2088 |
0.05529 |
91 |
77 |
9 |
5 |
1690 |
Tips are better at the Peabody since I've been promoted to bellman. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
1691 |
Don’t worry! I’ve had my flight wings for years. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
1692 |
No peanuts on this plane, we only serve quackers. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
1693 |
So when a flock of Sullies flew into the engines, I laid her right down on the water ... |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
1694 |
Your fare doesn’t include a life vest, so in the event of a water landing, just grab me and hold on. |
1.2087 |
0.04862 |
115 |
97 |
12 |
6 |
1695 |
Can you press the takeoff button? |
1.2087 |
0.04537 |
115 |
95 |
16 |
4 |
1696 |
No worries, I've already molted...we're good to go! |
1.2087 |
0.04862 |
115 |
97 |
12 |
6 |
1697 |
Welcome aboard! What's your exit strategy? |
1.2087 |
0.05016 |
115 |
98 |
10 |
7 |
1698 |
Not all of us are Aflac spokesmen |
1.2087 |
0.04366 |
115 |
94 |
18 |
3 |
1699 |
Welcome back from your migration! Highly recommend grabbing a loaf and heading to Turtle Pond this weekend. |
1.2087 |
0.04703 |
115 |
96 |
14 |
5 |
1700 |
You' re going South? Too bad; this is Spring; we're North-bound! |
1.2083 |
0.05322 |
96 |
81 |
10 |
5 |
1701 |
I max out at about 4,000 ft and 50 mph, but no one is better at water landings. |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
1702 |
Goosen morgen, and welcome to Germany. |
1.2083 |
0.04250 |
120 |
98 |
19 |
3 |
1703 |
Let's see who flies into whose jet engines now. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
1704 |
Welcome aboard. I'm Drake, and I've been flying for years. |
1.2083 |
0.04412 |
120 |
99 |
17 |
4 |
1705 |
Thanks for flying Bird Brain Skies" |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
1706 |
How long have you had your wings? |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
1707 |
They waived flight school due to the tight labor market, but don't worry - I've got experience! |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
1708 |
Watch your step. There's a glass wall in front of you. |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
1709 |
I just flew in from Denver, and boy are my arms tired! |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1710 |
Welcome Aboard, I am your Quacktain. |
1.2079 |
0.05324 |
101 |
86 |
9 |
6 |
1711 |
Bill me! |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1712 |
I am a flight attendant who can actually fly. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1713 |
I couldn’t make it as a musical conductor Bob Hirschman, Brewster, MA |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1714 |
Don’t worry, I’m older than I look! |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
1715 |
My bones are hollow, how bout yours? |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1716 |
Captain Sully Sullenberger in a parallel universe. |
1.2077 |
0.04594 |
130 |
110 |
13 |
7 |
1717 |
I assure you that I have more flying experience than anyone in the fleet. |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
1718 |
Back pack! |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
1719 |
Welcome to Mallard Air |
1.2075 |
0.04965 |
106 |
89 |
12 |
5 |
1720 |
I've got a better chance of flying today than you do. |
1.2075 |
0.04388 |
106 |
86 |
18 |
2 |
1721 |
Don’t worry about it, I’m the co pilot. |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
1722 |
No need to worry sir. I’ve literally been flying my whole life. |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
1723 |
Welcome aboard! I'll try not to duck this up. |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
111 |
93 |
13 |
5 |
1724 |
Excuse me sir,but I am going to have to ask you to break formation. |
1.2072 |
0.04071 |
111 |
89 |
21 |
1 |
1725 |
Would rather have me flying in the cockpit or flying in to the engine? |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
1726 |
They made me an honorary captain because I promised not to fly into their engines! |
1.2069 |
0.04665 |
116 |
97 |
14 |
5 |
1727 |
Don’t worry I’m not the pilot, just one of The lunch choices. Thanks for flying Southwest. |
1.2069 |
0.04976 |
116 |
99 |
10 |
7 |
1728 |
Yep, I captain the flight and the “V” |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
1729 |
Welcome aboard 'Quack and Feather' airline. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1730 |
No, I don't work for Aflac anymore. Guess who I work for? "Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance". I have replaced the smug annoying gecko. |
1.2069 |
0.04665 |
116 |
97 |
14 |
5 |
1731 |
Thank you for flying with us and remember: Aflac customizes your health insurance so you only pay for what you need! |
1.2069 |
0.04665 |
116 |
97 |
14 |
5 |
1732 |
No worries. I’ve flown for years. |
1.2066 |
0.04378 |
121 |
100 |
17 |
4 |
1733 |
Sorry about the turbulence I thought saw some bread in a pond. |
1.2066 |
0.04533 |
121 |
101 |
15 |
5 |
1734 |
Quack air. We'll get you high |
1.2066 |
0.04533 |
121 |
101 |
15 |
5 |
1735 |
Our in-flight snack today will be cheese and quackers |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
1736 |
It the event of a water landing, dip your head in and rinse your wings. |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
1737 |
Do not worry, I'm not a quack captain. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
1738 |
Welcome to Key West Sr! |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
1739 |
Want to buy some insurance before your flight? |
1.2062 |
0.05471 |
97 |
83 |
8 |
6 |
1740 |
Who else would you get to replace a pilot on strike? |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
1741 |
Thanks for flying Migration Airlines- we’ll see you again in the fall to head back south |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
1742 |
Don't worry. I'm just the navigator. |
1.2062 |
0.04381 |
97 |
78 |
18 |
1 |
1743 |
…then the duck says, “Why would I care if the plane goes down? I can fly without a plane!” Get it? |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
1744 |
Welcome to Budget Airlines, where I'll be your captain and your meal. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
1745 |
With a carry-on that big, your bill will be even bigger than mine! |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
1746 |
Now you know why I crossed the road. |
1.2062 |
0.04381 |
97 |
78 |
18 |
1 |
1747 |
Who needs air traffic control honking at ya? Am I right or am I right? |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
1748 |
Sully, shmully. I could put this thing down safely on Turtle Pond in my sleep. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
1749 |
Don't worry, I've been flying since I was a duckling. |
1.2061 |
0.04157 |
131 |
108 |
19 |
4 |
1750 |
I did not need a Covid shot. |
1.2061 |
0.04562 |
131 |
111 |
13 |
7 |
1751 |
In my interview I noted i had flown 10,000 hours and was instantly hired on as a Captain no less" |
1.2061 |
0.04157 |
131 |
108 |
19 |
4 |
1752 |
Not every quacker gets these wings. |
1.2061 |
0.04296 |
131 |
109 |
17 |
5 |
1753 |
Human strike. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
1754 |
I just got tired of winging it |
1.2059 |
0.04258 |
102 |
82 |
19 |
1 |
1755 |
Welcome aboard Quack Airlines. |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
1756 |
Cheer up, with global warming there’ll soon be no need for any of us to fly south. |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
1757 |
They needed a good navigator for the flight south. |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
1758 |
Relax, I've had many years of flying experience. |
1.2056 |
0.04144 |
107 |
86 |
20 |
1 |
1759 |
Don’t worry, no flying into birds on my watch. #family |
1.2056 |
0.04922 |
107 |
90 |
12 |
5 |
1760 |
Flying south for the winter, are we? |
1.2054 |
0.04419 |
112 |
92 |
17 |
3 |
1761 |
This way, you'll KNOW I didn't take out an engine. |
1.2054 |
0.04769 |
112 |
94 |
13 |
5 |
1762 |
I warned you, immigrants are taking our jobs. |
1.2054 |
0.04419 |
112 |
92 |
17 |
3 |
1763 |
I’m your Captain, thank you for flying with us. |
1.2054 |
0.04419 |
112 |
92 |
17 |
3 |
1764 |
Sorry sir, that's the wrong way...no fowl no harm. |
1.2054 |
0.04769 |
112 |
94 |
13 |
5 |
1765 |
Don’t worry, yes, I’ve flown before. |
1.2054 |
0.04233 |
112 |
91 |
19 |
2 |
1766 |
I'm your pilot, but check out our emu flight attendants. |
1.2054 |
0.04233 |
112 |
91 |
19 |
2 |
1767 |
This motherfucker. |
1.2051 |
0.05084 |
117 |
101 |
8 |
8 |
1768 |
Welcome to the Spring migration flight. |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
1769 |
Your connecting flight is cancelled but there's a transcontinental bus waiting at the gate. |
1.2051 |
0.04629 |
117 |
98 |
14 |
5 |
1770 |
Take care, and do keep us in mind for your next migration. |
1.2051 |
0.04629 |
117 |
98 |
14 |
5 |
1771 |
Don’t you worry about a thing. Flying has always come naturally to me. |
1.2051 |
0.03941 |
117 |
94 |
22 |
1 |
1772 |
Diversity is our strength. |
1.2049 |
0.04346 |
122 |
101 |
17 |
4 |
1773 |
Good morning! I'll be your captain for this flight. Unfortunately, I can only fly one of you on my back at a time, and the carry-on will have to stay here. |
1.2049 |
0.04346 |
122 |
101 |
17 |
4 |
1774 |
I think they're starting to kick in. |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
1775 |
A stopover in Paris? My cousin went to an excellent restaurant in Paris. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
1776 |
Welcome to our friendly skies; I'm the pilot's guide bird. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
1777 |
Welcome. We’re about to take flight. |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
1778 |
I'm just the co-pilot. The pilot is a turtle. |
1.2043 |
0.05630 |
93 |
80 |
7 |
6 |
1779 |
I’m used to that surprised look. The duck in the funny insurance ads is my twin brother. . |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
1780 |
Even if I had fingers, I couldn't count how many times I've flown the Miami to Toronto route. I have quite the nest egg up there. |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
1781 |
No, you're not quacking up. I'm a pilot, not a con-duck-tor. |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
1782 |
I hope you’re going south |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
1783 |
There's a pilot shortage, so they called in anyone with flight experience. My co-pilot is a Canada goose. |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
1784 |
Sir, any luggage larger than me must be checked in at the gate. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
1785 |
Don’t worry. I’ve got plenty of flying experience. |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
1786 |
Thank you for flying Quacker Airlines. Sorry about the water landing. |
1.2041 |
0.04342 |
98 |
79 |
18 |
1 |
1787 |
Sure I'm an expert flyer |
1.2039 |
0.04441 |
103 |
84 |
17 |
2 |
1788 |
I'm your captain. Have a good flight |
1.2039 |
0.05043 |
103 |
87 |
11 |
5 |
1789 |
I'm a union rep and can assure you they'll be no bird strikes. |
1.2039 |
0.04221 |
103 |
83 |
19 |
1 |
1790 |
You can put the tip on my Bill. |
1.2039 |
0.04441 |
103 |
84 |
17 |
2 |
1791 |
It's not even Winter and we are getting so much business! |
1.2039 |
0.05043 |
103 |
87 |
11 |
5 |
1792 |
This may seem odd. |
1.2039 |
0.04221 |
103 |
83 |
19 |
1 |
1793 |
You say you’ve been flying your whole life? |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
1794 |
Having flown this route many times, I will be navigating today. |
1.2039 |
0.05043 |
103 |
87 |
11 |
5 |
1795 |
You’ll be happy to know folks… with all the close calls with airplanes these days, management has decided to leave navigation to the experts! |
1.2037 |
0.04880 |
108 |
91 |
12 |
5 |
1796 |
It's okay. I'm the airline's most experienced pilot. |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
1797 |
Thank you for flying Quack Airlines |
1.2037 |
0.04880 |
108 |
91 |
12 |
5 |
1798 |
Believe it or not my role here is to tell passengers where to locate to the connecting airbridge and how to connect to their flight |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
1799 |
I will be your pilot for the EARLY BIRD special. |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
1800 |
Welcome aboard! And don't worry about a bird strike. |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
1801 |
Thanks for flying Southwest for the winter! |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
1802 |
Enjoy your visit to Arctic National Wildlife Refuge! |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
1803 |
Don’t worry. We’re flying south. |
1.2035 |
0.04199 |
113 |
92 |
19 |
2 |
1804 |
Can I take that for you? |
1.2035 |
0.04199 |
113 |
92 |
19 |
2 |
1805 |
Have you seen a man wearing puffer jacket stuffed with feathers ? |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
1806 |
Please make sure your destination is South. |
1.2035 |
0.04894 |
113 |
96 |
11 |
6 |
1807 |
Actually, all I know how to do is fly south for the winter. |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
1808 |
Don't worry--I've told all my friends not to fly into the engines. |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
1809 |
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, then I’m probably a duck. |
1.2034 |
0.04265 |
118 |
97 |
18 |
3 |
1810 |
Don't worry: I've been flying for over twenty years. |
1.2034 |
0.03911 |
118 |
95 |
22 |
1 |
1811 |
No worries. I earned my wings early. |
1.2034 |
0.04432 |
118 |
98 |
16 |
4 |
1812 |
I'm here to help in case of a water landing. |
1.2034 |
0.03911 |
118 |
95 |
22 |
1 |
1813 |
You have nothing to fear sir, I've been flying since I was born. |
1.2034 |
0.04092 |
118 |
96 |
20 |
2 |
1814 |
Welcome to the club car, if you want to get down! |
1.2034 |
0.04593 |
118 |
99 |
14 |
5 |
1815 |
I told the airline that I’ve been flying most of my life. |
1.2033 |
0.04156 |
123 |
101 |
19 |
3 |
1816 |
I know, I know...but I have more than 36,000 hours flight time! |
1.2033 |
0.04313 |
123 |
102 |
17 |
4 |
1817 |
Welcome aboard! I’m the water-landing specialist. |
1.2033 |
0.04465 |
123 |
103 |
15 |
5 |
1818 |
Thank you for flying Northbound Air. See you in the fall! |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
1819 |
The eggs were compliments of the missus. |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
1820 |
The best pilots are the ones born to fly. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
1821 |
Not to worry, I have lots of flight time. |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
1822 |
You’re in seat V 22 |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
1823 |
Need a lift, bitch? |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
1824 |
Putting chardonnay in their water supply has really sharpened their appreciation of fine art. |
1.2021 |
0.05365 |
94 |
80 |
9 |
5 |
1825 |
Hi, this is your Captain squawking. Today, we'll be flying on two wings and a prayer!" |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
1826 |
No fears, Dog is my co-pilot. |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
1827 |
Glad I didn’t lay an egg! |
1.2020 |
0.04302 |
99 |
80 |
18 |
1 |
1828 |
Welcome to Winging It Airlines! |
1.2020 |
0.04056 |
99 |
79 |
20 |
0 |
1829 |
Don't worry, my co-pilot is a friendly dragon. |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
1830 |
New York? No, it's winter. We're headed south. |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
1831 |
Welcome tp Duck & Roll Airlines. |
1.2020 |
0.05368 |
99 |
85 |
8 |
6 |
1832 |
Not only will I be your pilot today, later tonight... I'll be your dinner. |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
1833 |
Is this your first time flying? |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
1834 |
Yes, I am your Captain….. I earned my wings several years ago, logged over twenty thousand miles in flight and over three thousand hours, and have been awarded a badge of merit for precision bombing of auto windshields. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
1835 |
You are about to enter another dimension. There's a signpost up ahead . . . |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
1836 |
I'm working my way south!
The others will catch up in Miami! |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
1837 |
Carry on, ducky |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
1838 |
We’ll be serving geese and quackers. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
1839 |
Not to worry! Look... I have my wings. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
1840 |
Welcome to Canada sir, the Admiral’s club is to your right, honk if you need anything. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
1841 |
In the event of a water landing, please remain calm above the surface. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
1842 |
Yes, of course, I've been flying since I was a baby. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
1843 |
I am your captain. We are now flying south. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
1844 |
Will you be flying with us today? |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
1845 |
Welcome aboard Blue Goose Airlines. The upcoming bird strike should have minimal impact on our operations today. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
1846 |
Don’t mind the poop |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
1847 |
Oh, fuck! |
1.2018 |
0.05011 |
109 |
93 |
10 |
6 |
1848 |
Kindly request declining the duck as your in-flight meal choice, sir. |
1.2018 |
0.04524 |
114 |
95 |
15 |
4 |
1849 |
Want some flight insurance? |
1.2018 |
0.04524 |
114 |
95 |
15 |
4 |
1850 |
Enjoy our flight. If you need anything, just give the stewardess a "Quack |
1.2018 |
0.04349 |
114 |
94 |
17 |
3 |
1851 |
If you’re concerned about my credentials, my cousin does sell life insurance. |
1.2018 |
0.04855 |
114 |
97 |
11 |
6 |
1852 |
In the event of a water landing, I've got you covered. |
1.2018 |
0.04692 |
114 |
96 |
13 |
5 |
1853 |
This will be amusing when you wake up. |
1.2018 |
0.04524 |
114 |
95 |
15 |
4 |
1854 |
Cor! Don’t get your knickers in a bunch, mate. Who better to fly you across the pond? |
1.2018 |
0.04349 |
114 |
94 |
17 |
3 |
1855 |
I'll take the lead and you'll just need to stay close, ideally in a tight chevron formation. |
1.2017 |
0.04233 |
119 |
98 |
18 |
3 |
1856 |
We hope that you enjoyed your flight on Mandarin Airline. |
1.2017 |
0.04557 |
119 |
100 |
14 |
5 |
1857 |
Not to worry. My co-pilot is a condor. |
1.2017 |
0.04557 |
119 |
100 |
14 |
5 |
1858 |
Welcome to the international arrivals center, honorable guest! Are you carrying any contraband….hoisin sauce, sliced scallion, rice flour? |
1.2016 |
0.04578 |
124 |
105 |
13 |
6 |
1859 |
Relax. Duck hunting season is two months away. |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
1860 |
I flew all the way from Miami, and boy are my wings tired |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
1861 |
On behalf of our entire flight crew; Mickey, Goofy, Huey, Dewey and Louie -- Welcome to St. Louis! |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1862 |
I finally get to ask, “Why did you cross the
the platform?” |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
1863 |
You're going south, right? |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
1864 |
I might have laid an egg on your seat, so just be careful. Welcome aboard. |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
1865 |
If I can fit in the bag, you need to check it. Kidding! |
1.2000 |
0.04134 |
115 |
94 |
19 |
2 |
1866 |
For breakfast, how do you want my babies cooked? |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
1867 |
It's all good- I know Sully. |
1.2000 |
0.05311 |
105 |
91 |
7 |
7 |
1868 |
Don't look so worried - I earned my wings years ago. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1869 |
Dog is my copilot. |
1.2000 |
0.04969 |
110 |
94 |
10 |
6 |
1870 |
Hi there! Will you be flying with us today? |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
1871 |
I'm your new captain and we're changing routes - flying south! |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
1872 |
Honestly, I think my multilingualism is more noteworthy. |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
1873 |
Good to know he has his wings. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
1874 |
Did you pay for your choice of pilot? |
1.2000 |
0.04487 |
115 |
96 |
15 |
4 |
1875 |
Hope your trip is just ducky. |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
1876 |
Welcome to Spirit Airlines… I’m captain Aflac. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
1877 |
Don't worry, I'm a great pilot. How do you think I got my wings! |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
1878 |
Take any empty nest. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1879 |
We learned the hard way that it is better to fly the aircraft than fly into the engine. Have a nice flight. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
1880 |
Don't worry! I have never quacked up. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1881 |
I wish that I heard about flying south this way years ago. |
1.2000 |
0.04399 |
125 |
105 |
15 |
5 |
1882 |
Sign up for the mileage card, and get complimentary upgrade and worms. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1883 |
Don’t you worry folks we’ll get you to your destination up north by summer. |
1.2000 |
0.03935 |
125 |
102 |
21 |
2 |
1884 |
Mind the quack between the train and the station |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
1885 |
Today’s entree is watercress and algae. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
1886 |
Can I give you a wing? |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
1887 |
Short staffed. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1888 |
I forgave Sully, no matter how deliberate it did seem; it's all a part of the job." |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
1889 |
No need to worry, I’ve been flying my whole life. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1890 |
You were smart to avoid those no-quills airlines. |
1.2000 |
0.04654 |
115 |
97 |
13 |
5 |
1891 |
We value your full satisfaction!
I am here to issue you a voucher for all those goosebumps on the way… |
1.2000 |
0.03935 |
125 |
102 |
21 |
2 |
1892 |
Pilot shortage quackly resolved |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
1893 |
Why a duck? Fly United. |
1.1983 |
0.04487 |
121 |
102 |
14 |
5 |
1894 |
I had enough points, so no hitch-hiking in the turbines for me! |
1.1983 |
0.04331 |
121 |
101 |
16 |
4 |
1895 |
Good evening. Your pilot Maverick is up front, and I'm your co-pilot, Goose. |
1.1983 |
0.04487 |
121 |
102 |
14 |
5 |
1896 |
Wellcome to Gander. |
1.1983 |
0.04638 |
121 |
103 |
12 |
6 |
1897 |
All my flights end in water landings. Welcome aboard! |
1.1983 |
0.04617 |
116 |
98 |
13 |
5 |
1898 |
Don't worry, it isn't hunting season. |
1.1983 |
0.04280 |
116 |
96 |
17 |
3 |
1899 |
Don't worry, if I don't know how to fly, who does? |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
1900 |
About halfway there I'll be setting her down in a pond. |
1.1982 |
0.04758 |
111 |
94 |
12 |
5 |
1901 |
We are guaranteed a water landing, by the way. |
1.1982 |
0.04927 |
111 |
95 |
10 |
6 |
1902 |
I'm the least of your problems, the pilot is a blind mole-rat. |
1.1982 |
0.04400 |
111 |
92 |
16 |
3 |
1903 |
See you in the Spring when it's time to head back North. |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
1904 |
Now you're supposed to say "welcome a bird!" |
1.1982 |
0.04400 |
111 |
92 |
16 |
3 |
1905 |
All aboard the crazy train |
1.1982 |
0.04758 |
111 |
94 |
12 |
5 |
1906 |
Welcome aboard, I’m Captain Donaldson. |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
1907 |
This flight is duck duck, and goose is flying your connection. |
1.1981 |
0.04911 |
106 |
90 |
11 |
5 |
1908 |
We're the navigators on north-south flights now. |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
1909 |
not all of us are quacks! |
1.1981 |
0.04327 |
106 |
87 |
17 |
2 |
1910 |
Not to worry, it’s just an experiment! |
1.1981 |
0.04327 |
106 |
87 |
17 |
2 |
1911 |
Once we go South we'll mate |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
1912 |
Don't worry, I fly this route every year. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
1913 |
AFLAC and I had "creative differences." |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
1914 |
Thank you for flying Quack Airlines. Have a nice day. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
1915 |
If you didn’t buy AFLAC before boarding this particular flight, you’re screwed. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
1916 |
Don’t worry, my co-pilot is a homing pigeon.” |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
1917 |
Don't be alarmed. I've been flying my entire life. |
1.1980 |
0.03985 |
101 |
81 |
20 |
0 |
1918 |
Welcome to Delta Airlines! We sincerely apologize for the freak accident yesterday that turned 1/4 of the people onboard into ducks and are working hard to make sure an event like that never occurs again. |
1.1980 |
0.05078 |
101 |
86 |
10 |
5 |
1919 |
What are your thoughts on reparations? |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
1920 |
Thanks for going south with us today.” |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
1921 |
We’re hiring! |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
1922 |
Thanks for flying North/South Airlines. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
1923 |
Isn’t it reassuring that our airline has finally been able to hire pilots with years of flying experience? |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
1924 |
Sure, I’ve been ostracized by my flock. But the flex schedule is amazing! |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
1925 |
AFLAC, if I were you. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
1926 |
Sorry about all the honking over the intercom. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
1927 |
Sorry about the rough flight. I'm earning my wings. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
1928 |
Phew! My arms are tired!
Bob Greene, Connecticut
917-696-6823
bob@contourventures.com |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
1929 |
Well there’s obviously no leg room in the cockpit either, so they hired a flight expert who still can still fit in these damn planes! |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
1930 |
Welcome to FowlAir where all our pilots are quacks. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
1931 |
No worries..... I've logged hundreds of thousands of flying hours on the North-South route. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
1932 |
don't lay an egg |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
1933 |
Welcome to Spirit Airlines! |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
1934 |
I'd say you're in good hands, but I don't have hands. |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
1935 |
Just ask if there is anything we can do to make your flight just ducky. |
1.1967 |
0.04299 |
122 |
102 |
16 |
4 |
1936 |
If you give us a positive review on Yelp it would be a feather in our cap. |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
1937 |
Pleased to meet you. I will be your dinner tonight" |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
1938 |
Are you seated in quacking or non-quacking? |
1.1964 |
0.04545 |
112 |
94 |
14 |
4 |
1939 |
There will be a 20 minute layover while I check my nest. |
1.1964 |
0.03979 |
112 |
91 |
20 |
1 |
1940 |
Don't sweat it. I'm plenty experienced. |
1.1964 |
0.04718 |
112 |
95 |
12 |
5 |
1941 |
In a few minutes we all spread our wings. |
1.1964 |
0.04176 |
112 |
92 |
18 |
2 |
1942 |
Welcome aboard. Just a short layover while the crew checks for eggs. |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
1943 |
Time is an illusion! |
1.1964 |
0.04886 |
112 |
96 |
10 |
6 |
1944 |
welcome to 'survivor.' |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
1945 |
Welcome aboard. You'll be flying with us today. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
1946 |
I was born for this. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
1947 |
I can take that for you! |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
1948 |
On the plus side, we have one extra flotation device. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
1949 |
In case of emergency,just do what I do. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
1950 |
Duckation |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
1951 |
Sorry sir, but we only allow bags small enough to fit inside a dog. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
1952 |
I'm here to remind people to lower their heads when entering. |
1.1961 |
0.05221 |
102 |
88 |
8 |
6 |
1953 |
Don't worry; I trained by flying thousands of miles on my own. |
1.1961 |
0.05031 |
102 |
87 |
10 |
5 |
1954 |
I am a born flier. |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
1955 |
Quacks and beverages will begin shortly |
1.1961 |
0.05031 |
102 |
87 |
10 |
5 |
1956 |
Welcome aboard Rinky-Dink Airlines. I'm drunk and not a real pilot. |
1.1959 |
0.04550 |
97 |
80 |
15 |
2 |
1957 |
Become a stevedore or become Duck à l'Orange. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
1958 |
Careful with my eggs in the nest above seat 17B. |
1.1959 |
0.04308 |
97 |
79 |
17 |
1 |
1959 |
Captain Aflac at your service, sir. |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
1960 |
I identify as a bellhop |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
1961 |
I know, I totally sound taller on the pa. I get that all the time. |
1.1954 |
0.05626 |
87 |
75 |
7 |
5 |
1962 |
We hope you will choose us again when you fly back North in the fall. |
1.1953 |
0.04581 |
128 |
110 |
11 |
7 |
1963 |
Why are you worried? I was born to fly! |
1.1953 |
0.04008 |
128 |
106 |
19 |
3 |
1964 |
We're a little short-handed. |
1.1953 |
0.03852 |
128 |
105 |
21 |
2 |
1965 |
Welcome to United. I'll be your Anti-Bird Strike Liaison Officer today. |
1.1951 |
0.05869 |
82 |
71 |
6 |
5 |
1966 |
Experience? Why I flew alongside the air force! |
1.1951 |
0.04568 |
123 |
105 |
12 |
6 |
1967 |
Don’t worry Folks, it’s just a quick hop across the pond |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
1968 |
I’m afraid of heights. |
1.1949 |
0.04545 |
118 |
100 |
13 |
5 |
1969 |
Relax, enjoy the flight, knowing if the plane goes down, I'll still be flying. |
1.1949 |
0.04383 |
118 |
99 |
15 |
4 |
1970 |
How are you feeling about your insurance? |
1.1949 |
0.04383 |
118 |
99 |
15 |
4 |
1971 |
I’m just here as the backup to the navigation system. |
1.1949 |
0.04383 |
118 |
99 |
15 |
4 |
1972 |
Trust me - I know how to fly south. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1973 |
The GPS is down. They called me in because I can navigate by the stars. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
1974 |
Don't worry, this is a fowl joke |
1.1947 |
0.04142 |
113 |
93 |
18 |
2 |
1975 |
You thought the plane's wings were real? |
1.1947 |
0.04142 |
113 |
93 |
18 |
2 |
1976 |
I used to be the Aflac Duck before hard times grounded me " |
1.1947 |
0.04680 |
113 |
96 |
12 |
5 |
1977 |
The full uniform is optional for us. |
1.1947 |
0.04142 |
113 |
93 |
18 |
2 |
1978 |
Welcome to Migratory Express! |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
1979 |
First class passengers should be aware that foie gras is definitely off the menu! |
1.1944 |
0.04254 |
108 |
89 |
17 |
2 |
1980 |
Going South for the winter? |
1.1944 |
0.04046 |
108 |
88 |
19 |
1 |
1981 |
Good morning, I'll be your pilot as well as today's in flight meal. |
1.1944 |
0.04643 |
108 |
91 |
13 |
4 |
1982 |
Don’t forget to sign up for the frequent flyer miles, sir. |
1.1944 |
0.05002 |
108 |
93 |
9 |
6 |
1983 |
I am the wing man! Not the conductor!" |
1.1944 |
0.03826 |
108 |
87 |
21 |
0 |
1984 |
Due to staffing shortages, I'll be your pilot today." |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
1985 |
There are hawks in Central Park. Be careful. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
1986 |
Just letting you know — some of our in-flight meals are missing the bread roll. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
1987 |
Don't worry. The pilots aren't on strike. |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
1988 |
You need to wear a more appropriate shirt for first class, sir!” |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
1989 |
I guess they’re short on pilots and had to wing it? |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
1990 |
No worries, your crate is wide enough for two chickens sitting side by side. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
1991 |
They switched to candidates with significant flying experience." |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
1992 |
Of course I know how to fly. Trust me...I'm a professional and I work for cheep. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
1993 |
Not to worry sir. Everything's going to be just ducky. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
1994 |
I only take over when the pilot gets sleepy. |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
1995 |
Welcome aboard, the computer is down, so I'll be your navigator on this flight. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1996 |
We're short-staffed due to the bird strike. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1997 |
That won't fly, I can tell you! |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1998 |
Our first stop will be at a wildlife refuge for a few days of eating and resting." |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1999 |
It reduces the risk of bird strikes. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2000 |
Don’t worry I’ve flown this route thousands of times |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
2001 |
I thought this was a chicken train. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2002 |
I seem to have misplaced my thumbs. Can you help me open the cockpit door? |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
2003 |
Welcome aboard. I’m your captain and we’ll just be winging it on today’s flight. |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2004 |
What’s the matter, you’ve never seen a naked pilot before? |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2005 |
And look for the rat in a vest with a clipboard. |
1.1935 |
0.05567 |
93 |
81 |
6 |
6 |
2006 |
Before you ask, no, Captain Sully and I are NOT friends. |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2007 |
Welcome aboard! Thank you for migrating with us! |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2008 |
Those with gluten allergies are encouraged to avoid our in-flight meals. |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2009 |
Welcome aboard. I'll be your Quacktin on today's flight. |
1.1935 |
0.04077 |
124 |
103 |
18 |
3 |
2010 |
If you liked Sully’s landing, you’re gonna LOVE this flight! |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
2011 |
We’re flying South, I hope you don’t have any books in there? |
1.1932 |
0.05796 |
88 |
77 |
5 |
6 |
2012 |
Okay, a little bumpy. I've seen worse. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2013 |
No tips accepted. Hands can't handle it. |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
2014 |
Welcome aboard. Start flappin those arms and remember to stay in formation |
1.1930 |
0.03712 |
114 |
92 |
22 |
0 |
2015 |
Don't worry, I'm a diversity hire. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2016 |
Sure, you can book a return flight, but only once the snow melts. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2017 |
Pete Buttigieg put me in charge after we ran into each other at a glory hole. |
1.1927 |
0.04785 |
109 |
93 |
11 |
5 |
2018 |
M specialty is piloting southerly routes in the fall and northerly in the spring. |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
2019 |
Any seat, Vee-section |
1.1927 |
0.04013 |
109 |
89 |
19 |
1 |
2020 |
I'm Okay, but my navigator's a real quack. |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
2021 |
Did you know you can’t bring carrion luggage with you on this trip? |
1.1927 |
0.04604 |
109 |
92 |
13 |
4 |
2022 |
Sir, no carry-on bags on this flight. The overhead compartments are reserved for my relatives. |
1.1927 |
0.04785 |
109 |
93 |
11 |
5 |
2023 |
We'll be making a layover in the Hudson this evening |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2024 |
Trust me, I have years of flying experience |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
2025 |
Thank you for flying Lucky Duck Airlines! We hope you had an enjoyable experience. |
1.1923 |
0.05127 |
104 |
90 |
8 |
6 |
2026 |
I much prefer sitting for my flights don't you? |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
2027 |
Eddy? From your dad's livestock farming days? |
1.1923 |
0.04941 |
104 |
89 |
10 |
5 |
2028 |
Be ready to flap when I say! |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
2029 |
Shocking, I know, but it’s about time. We’ve been fighting for our right to fly for years. |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
2030 |
I have more flight time than the other pilots |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2031 |
Are you the captain? |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
2032 |
I bet you're having some fowl thoughts right now. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2033 |
I see you’ve chosen the featherless section. Please be aware that wings are not included in your particular section. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2034 |
Relax. I'm not the pilot; just his wingman. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2035 |
I can’t believe they let me pilot this thing. As a common barnyard domesticated duck I have no idea how to fly.” |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2036 |
Welcome aboard. We are all quacks. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2037 |
I'D APPRECIATE A POSITIVE REVIEW OF MY FLYING, THANK YOU! |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2038 |
Thank you for flying with Ducks-R-US. |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2039 |
So I said, ''oh yeah, what you goin' to do about it, Maleficent?" |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2040 |
Hi, I’m your Captain Daffy. We will land in New Your in two hours as the duck flies! |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2041 |
Sorry, you're way over the weight limit for my flight. |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
2042 |
Welcome to Southwest Airlines Flight 1380 |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2043 |
It's a WIN-WIN! ChatGPT affirmed my impeccable sense of direction and the airline was looking to cut costs. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2044 |
Oh, don't be alarmed. I had to earn my wings just like any other pilot. |
1.1915 |
0.04080 |
94 |
76 |
18 |
0 |
2045 |
Welcome aboard Quackas — the only major airline that trains its pilots in spotless window avoidance. You're in good wings! |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2046 |
Sorry for the delay - ran into some friends up there. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2047 |
Welcome to Budget Airlines. |
1.1913 |
0.04077 |
115 |
95 |
18 |
2 |
2048 |
Yes, I know, you heard this is my first flight. Fear not: My co-pilot is a veteran Bald Eagle. |
1.1913 |
0.04767 |
115 |
99 |
10 |
6 |
2049 |
Yes, since I don’t have to migrate anymore I decided to take a part-time job. |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
2050 |
No worries, I've been flying the north-south route for a few years now. |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2051 |
Just make sure you're ~really~ specific with your three wishes. |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2052 |
Please excuse my fowl language but I do not give a duck, this flight does not allow any carry ons! |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2053 |
Finally, a budget airline that's actually gone to the birds. |
1.1909 |
0.04184 |
110 |
91 |
17 |
2 |
2054 |
I'm your pilot and I'm also filling in for the flight attendent? |
1.1909 |
0.04379 |
110 |
92 |
15 |
3 |
2055 |
In the event of a water landing |
1.1909 |
0.04565 |
110 |
93 |
13 |
4 |
2056 |
Relax…puddle jumping is second nature… |
1.1909 |
0.04917 |
110 |
95 |
9 |
6 |
2057 |
How’s that for a bird strike? |
1.1909 |
0.04184 |
110 |
91 |
17 |
2 |
2058 |
Don't look so shocked, mister... I have more flying hours than any of those other so-called 'experts' in the cockpit. |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
2059 |
I have a lot of experience with water landings. |
1.1905 |
0.03851 |
105 |
85 |
20 |
0 |
2060 |
Are you looking for a new captain? |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2061 |
Welcome and thank you for flying south with us today. |
1.1905 |
0.04467 |
126 |
108 |
12 |
6 |
2062 |
I’m the captain, AND I’m lunch. |
1.1905 |
0.04707 |
105 |
89 |
12 |
4 |
2063 |
We’ll be joining the flock momentarily and continuing to Mexico with a refreshment stop at a large pond |
1.1905 |
0.04323 |
126 |
107 |
14 |
5 |
2064 |
You understand that I can't carry that for you. But do you like my hat? |
1.1901 |
0.04440 |
121 |
103 |
13 |
5 |
2065 |
Relax. I’ve done tons of puddle-jumper flights. |
1.1901 |
0.04118 |
121 |
101 |
17 |
3 |
2066 |
You call it a flight, I call it a migration. |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
2067 |
And I am also the President of the Pilot's union. |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2068 |
The flight crew call
me Captain Autocorrect! |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2069 |
Greetings |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2070 |
We convinced them that letting nonflying species fly planes is cultural appropriation. |
1.1900 |
0.05064 |
100 |
86 |
9 |
5 |
2071 |
Welcome aboard flight 117 from LaGuardia to the Hudson. I |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2072 |
I also sell insurance. |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
2073 |
The salary at AFLAC wasn’t enough to support my family. |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2074 |
And our comforters were made by the crew. |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2075 |
Welcome. I'm your backup navigator today and consultant for water landings. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2076 |
Welcome to Trump Airlines. I'm your pilot today. My name is Donald. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2077 |
Thank you for flying AFLAC Air |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2078 |
My co-pilot is flying somewhere inside, it is a mosquito. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2079 |
They were looking for pilots and I was hired immediately after they were told I could fly. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
2080 |
Young man, I've been flying since before you were born. |
1.1897 |
0.04885 |
116 |
101 |
8 |
7 |
2081 |
Don’t worry! I’ve been flying these not so friendly skies for years!! |
1.1897 |
0.03855 |
116 |
95 |
20 |
1 |
2082 |
Welcome aboard our new economy airline! |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2083 |
Don’t worry folks, you don’t need fingers to fly these new airplanes. |
1.1895 |
0.04310 |
95 |
78 |
16 |
1 |
2084 |
First thing you wanna do in the Big City is tweeze those brows, chief. |
1.1895 |
0.05247 |
95 |
82 |
8 |
5 |
2085 |
Just so you know, this bird is headed south for the winter. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2086 |
You may not realize it, but I have more flight hours than any other pilot in our system. |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2087 |
I finally got my wings."" |
1.1892 |
0.04150 |
111 |
92 |
17 |
2 |
2088 |
With any luck we’ll be flying today on a wing and a prayer. |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
2089 |
I am the pilot...I'ver had my wings forever and a day! |
1.1892 |
0.04876 |
111 |
96 |
9 |
6 |
2090 |
Yeah, you've really been goosed by the airline this time! |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
2091 |
Wait until you see the animals you’re sitting next to. |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
2092 |
I don’t accept corn, sir. |
1.1892 |
0.04150 |
111 |
92 |
17 |
2 |
2093 |
I fly, you soar. |
1.1892 |
0.04343 |
111 |
93 |
15 |
3 |
2094 |
Welcome to the inaugural flight of Air Canada Goose |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2095 |
Please put your carry-on items overhead and arrange yourselves in a 'V' formation for takeoff. |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2096 |
What? Haven't you seen Top Gun |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2097 |
Don’t you worry, I’m a natural! |
1.1889 |
0.04440 |
90 |
74 |
15 |
1 |
2098 |
A common misconception. We’re just *mostly* flightless! |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
2099 |
Welcome to Waterfowl Migration Airways! |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2100 |
No tip? |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2101 |
I got Sully, and you’re next! |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2102 |
I'm your new stewardess. You can plump my butt anytime. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2103 |
No, I won't be going down with the ship. |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
2104 |
The one I love forever is untrue,
so it made sense for this snowbird to fly away with you. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2105 |
Let's hope we don't hit a flock of people |
1.1885 |
0.03741 |
122 |
100 |
21 |
1 |
2106 |
Just make sure you make it back in time for the return flight in the spring! And thank you for choosing Goose Airways! |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
2107 |
Hope your flight was all it was quacked up to be |
1.1882 |
0.04582 |
85 |
70 |
14 |
1 |
2108 |
Thank you for flying KFC. |
1.1882 |
0.05422 |
85 |
73 |
8 |
4 |
2109 |
Welcome aboard! Have no fear, I earned my wings as soon as I could waddle. |
1.1882 |
0.05422 |
85 |
73 |
8 |
4 |
2110 |
I know it's unexpected... But who better? |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2111 |
Welcome to GooseCooked Airlines, take your seats~... |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2112 |
I'm not very good on the up, but I great on the down! |
1.1882 |
0.05422 |
85 |
73 |
8 |
4 |
2113 |
Would you like a goose to go with that gander? |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2114 |
Birds of a feather fly together |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2115 |
I am your pilot, Captain Donald Duck, taking this side job in case our governor's actions cause me to be unemployed back home in Florida." |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2116 |
Thanks for flying Quack Airlines, we flap hard so you don't have to. |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2117 |
Hi, my name is Daffy. I will be your pilot today. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2118 |
Hope you'll fly again with us in the fall! |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2119 |
At least I’m not a chicken. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2120 |
What, did you expect Maverick? |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2121 |
Why so surprised? I was born to fly. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2122 |
No worries mate, you're in good wings. |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
2123 |
Aflaaac, Af----, I mean, Amtraaak, Amtraaak! |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2124 |
Look at it this way,I won't be flying into the engines,will I. |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
2125 |
just fall right in line behind me |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
2126 |
Please stow your carry-on luggage underneath the seat diagonally ahead of you. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
2127 |
In the event of a water landing, line up behnid me in a row. |
1.1875 |
0.04999 |
112 |
98 |
7 |
7 |
2128 |
See you in six months for the return flight. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2129 |
I’m so glad the pilot shortage gave me the opportunity to fly you today. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2130 |
Don’t worry. I’ve flown this route twice a year since I was a duckling. I’ve earned my wings. |
1.1869 |
0.04812 |
107 |
92 |
10 |
5 |
2131 |
Tragically, my father flew into a jet engine. Poof! Nothing but feathers left. Have a nice flight |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
2132 |
Welcome aboard. We’ll be serving complementary quackers with our bar service today. |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
2133 |
If you want to survive in this brave, new world; you have to be ruthless and cold. |
1.1869 |
0.04013 |
107 |
88 |
18 |
1 |
2134 |
Thank you for choosing Ducky airlines. |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
2135 |
Ducking out? |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
2136 |
I’m not a quack, I’m your captain! |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2137 |
I’ll be your captain today, and that large egg over there will help you find your seat. |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2138 |
Hey. Can I offer you a free upgrade? No worries. It's on my bill. |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
2139 |
Welcome aboard! We will be flying south for the winter. I earn my wings everyday. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
2140 |
I feel my reputation has been unfairly sullied by half-truths and innuendos. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2141 |
Welcome to Quack Airways... We do better than duck the BS; it's pure first-class DS! 😂 |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2142 |
Today’s first-class meal is…uh-oh.” |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
2143 |
Welcome aboard. This is my first flight with people. |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
2144 |
Which way is LA? |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2145 |
Trust me I have years of experience flying the North and South flight paths |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2146 |
I'm sorry sir, but masks are required on this train due to the recent bird flu outbreak. |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
2147 |
Welcome aboard, Aflac Airlines. |
1.1863 |
0.04772 |
102 |
87 |
11 |
4 |
2148 |
Welcome on Easter Airlines! |
1.1863 |
0.04971 |
102 |
88 |
9 |
5 |
2149 |
What do you expect for such a cheap fare? |
1.1863 |
0.04117 |
102 |
84 |
17 |
1 |
2150 |
I didn’t have to earn my wings….I was born with them. |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2151 |
Don't worry - I'm only the flight engineer.›› |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
2152 |
Great choice flying south for the winter, enjoy Florida! |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2153 |
When the flight attendant arrives, we'll be flying United! |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
2154 |
I can take that bag and give it to one of my carrier pigeons." |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2155 |
Humans to the right, waterfowl to the left. No upgrades available. |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
2156 |
Welcome aboard!
I’m the pilot’ newest assistant wishing you a happy flight. Oh, and I’m also the emergency backup. |
1.1860 |
0.05363 |
86 |
74 |
8 |
4 |
2157 |
Welcome aboard! I’m looking forward to flying south with you today. |
1.1860 |
0.05363 |
86 |
74 |
8 |
4 |
2158 |
I am just the mascot. My minions fly the plane |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2159 |
No worries. If the computerized navigation system fails, I not only have a natural understanding of descent and landing procedures, but I am also well-prepared for the highly unlikely event of a water landing. |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
2160 |
Hold up, sir. I can guarantee you overnight delivery direct to your home! |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
2161 |
Are your AFLAC premiums up to date? I’m your captain. |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
2162 |
Yes, I know, wings on wings in wings, not flapping and yet we fly… |
1.1858 |
0.04453 |
113 |
96 |
13 |
4 |
2163 |
And boy, are your arms tired! |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
2164 |
It's true - there once was a time when suitcases didn't have wheels. |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
2165 |
My job's easy, I'm just following the plane at the front of the flying V. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2166 |
Our flight will be leaving soon. |
1.1856 |
0.04230 |
97 |
80 |
16 |
1 |
2167 |
You’re going to love the mile high club! |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
2168 |
Welcome to Lucky Duck Airline. A Covid start-up, and so far ten our of our eleven flights have been accident free. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2169 |
Try flying next time... |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
2170 |
The co-pilot is a hamster. |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
2171 |
Tips to the conducktor apprectiated |
1.1856 |
0.04230 |
97 |
80 |
16 |
1 |
2172 |
Welcome aboard, the next migration will be taking off in the fall. |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
2173 |
I just got my wings to fly this bird! Enjoy your flight! |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
2174 |
You’ll be in 1-V. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2175 |
Sorry, we're only flying south right now. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
2176 |
We can get your luggage to your destination for half the price of other carriers. |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
2177 |
There's room for luggage in the quack. |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
2178 |
We are scheduled to arrive at the cluck of dawn. |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
2179 |
There's been a slight change of plans.
I'll be your dinner tonight in first class. |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
2180 |
Thank you for joining us to fly north for the summer. |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
2181 |
Relax…I’ve had these wings all of my life. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2182 |
What? You've never seen a pantless pilot before? |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2183 |
Welcome to the Quack Car! |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2184 |
Thanks for choosing Gooseaire. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2185 |
No need to worry…I got my wings the day I was born. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2186 |
tips are appreciated, we accept cash, credit and breadcrumbs |
1.1848 |
0.05769 |
92 |
82 |
3 |
7 |
2187 |
'Welcome to 'We know a thing or two about flying Airways' |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
2188 |
An old lady will come by during the flight and throw bread at you. |
1.1845 |
0.04729 |
103 |
88 |
11 |
4 |
2189 |
Airbus with 155 geese onboard splashes down safely thanks to quick thinking by pilot. Authorities believe humans to blame. |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
2190 |
Your return flight is scheduled for Fall. |
1.1845 |
0.04729 |
103 |
88 |
11 |
4 |
2191 |
I hope you're planning an extended stay, we don't fly back up North for a while yet! |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
2192 |
I see we are all Snowbirds! |
1.1842 |
0.04589 |
114 |
98 |
11 |
5 |
2193 |
Have a ducky day now! |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2194 |
British Airways we ain’t
‘ |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2195 |
And before this, I sold supplemental insurance. |
1.1839 |
0.05305 |
87 |
75 |
8 |
4 |
2196 |
Actually, this is Florida. We’ll head back in six months. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2197 |
Have a quacktacular day! |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2198 |
Bienvenue à CanardAir |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2199 |
”Hey buddy,Don’t forget my 10% gratuity. |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2200 |
Welcome and thank you for flapping with us today. |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2201 |
Our staff are all certified flight experts |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
2202 |
Your nest is on the left. |
1.1837 |
0.04886 |
98 |
84 |
10 |
4 |
2203 |
Welcome to Duck U! |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2204 |
Move along. We need to get the flock out of here. |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2205 |
How hard can this flight be? I fly down to Bogota every year. |
1.1837 |
0.04191 |
98 |
81 |
16 |
1 |
2206 |
If your traveling, why not take a gander? |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2207 |
Don't forget my tip. |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
2208 |
Of course I'm the captain. No one here has more in-flight experience! |
1.1835 |
0.04546 |
109 |
93 |
12 |
4 |
2209 |
Taxis for the migration are on the left. |
1.1835 |
0.04355 |
109 |
92 |
14 |
3 |
2210 |
Thanks for flying with us, especially appreciate the honking. |
1.1835 |
0.04546 |
109 |
93 |
12 |
4 |
2211 |
Don't look so shocked! I have lots of experience in leading seasonal migrations. |
1.1835 |
0.04355 |
109 |
92 |
14 |
3 |
2212 |
The Peking train left 20 minutes ago. |
1.1835 |
0.04729 |
109 |
94 |
10 |
5 |
2213 |
What The Duck? |
1.1833 |
0.04264 |
120 |
102 |
14 |
4 |
2214 |
Welcome to Avian Airways. Let us know if you're allergic to feathers. |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
2215 |
Why fly south for the winter when I can get paid to go in style? |
1.1833 |
0.03922 |
120 |
100 |
18 |
2 |
2216 |
Wow this labor shortage is getting out of hand |
1.1833 |
0.03922 |
120 |
100 |
18 |
2 |
2217 |
Sorry for the landing...Guess I laid an egg |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
2218 |
Lets' hope we don't suck a human into an engine, amiright? Heh heh, a little airplane humor, right? |
1.1829 |
0.05522 |
82 |
71 |
7 |
4 |
2219 |
In case of turbulence, do not worry, you will get goosebumps |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
2220 |
It's OK. I've been flying all my life. |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
2221 |
Don't worry, south-bound flights are my forte. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2222 |
Did I make you chose this flight? Hmmm? |
1.1828 |
0.05284 |
93 |
81 |
7 |
5 |
2223 |
I was hired because the TSA agents were too chicken. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2224 |
I'll be flying the plane. The pilot has taken up bird watching. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2225 |
Sorry about the turbulence my co-pilot was a fox today
Frank Buckley Andover MA |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2226 |
It'll help if you call me Captain Drake. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2227 |
We've merged. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2228 |
Sorry again for not having any goose down pillows, we appreciate your understanding. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2229 |
As captain I’d like to welcome you to Air Chance. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2230 |
Welcome aboard. I am your captain today and am here to assure you there will be a safe and pleasant flight despite the staffing shortages. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2231 |
Welcome on board. Let me know if you need any help getting your luggage into the overhead |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2232 |
...but you're okay with human lifeguards? |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2233 |
I used ChatGPT to learn English and earn my pilot's license. |
1.1826 |
0.04381 |
115 |
98 |
13 |
4 |
2234 |
Bet YOUR arms are tired |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
2235 |
But first, Are you guys brothers? |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
2236 |
duck" "duck" "goose |
1.1818 |
0.04121 |
110 |
92 |
16 |
2 |
2237 |
Don't worry, I've been doing this a long time! |
1.1818 |
0.04152 |
99 |
82 |
16 |
1 |
2238 |
Thanks for flying with us. And again, I apologize for all the honking. |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2239 |
Welcome aboard! I’ll be your Quacktain! |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
2240 |
Wild goose chase participant? Follow me. |
1.1818 |
0.05766 |
77 |
67 |
6 |
4 |
2241 |
Eat me. |
1.1818 |
0.04319 |
110 |
93 |
14 |
3 |
2242 |
Fear not! Captain Donald is a veteran flyer. |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
2243 |
Our flight attendants are real birds,too |
1.1818 |
0.04508 |
110 |
94 |
12 |
4 |
2244 |
I’m only here until migration. |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2245 |
Whether you like it or not, this plane flies south in the winter. |
1.1818 |
0.03892 |
121 |
101 |
18 |
2 |
2246 |
I could use your help. My feet don't reach the pedals. |
1.1818 |
0.05048 |
99 |
86 |
8 |
5 |
2247 |
Thank you for choosing North! |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
88 |
76 |
8 |
4 |
2248 |
This flight is for the birds. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
88 |
76 |
8 |
4 |
2249 |
I haven't flown a jet before, but I'm happy to take a quack at it |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2250 |
I am your co-pilot! |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
2251 |
Welcome aboard this Migration Airways flight ! |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2252 |
Stop slouching! Or that |
1.1818 |
0.04319 |
110 |
93 |
14 |
3 |
2253 |
Sure beats flapping - enjoy your flight. |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2254 |
Welcome aboard, watch your step, the aisle is filled with poop! |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
2255 |
So another biodiversity in employment hire, I presume. |
1.1811 |
0.03608 |
127 |
105 |
21 |
1 |
2256 |
Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? |
1.1810 |
0.04678 |
116 |
101 |
9 |
6 |
2257 |
Not to worry it’s not my first rodeo. |
1.1810 |
0.04346 |
116 |
99 |
13 |
4 |
2258 |
See you next migration |
1.1810 |
0.03794 |
116 |
96 |
19 |
1 |
2259 |
On the upside, if the plane goes down, I can still escape. |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
2260 |
Enjoy your legs! |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
2261 |
Relax, I'm not the pilot — I'm on the First Class menu. |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
2262 |
Of course I'm not the pilot.
He's a Rooster! |
1.1810 |
0.04645 |
105 |
90 |
11 |
4 |
2263 |
Thank you for flying our new Jumbo class. |
1.1810 |
0.04838 |
105 |
91 |
9 |
5 |
2264 |
Sorry, you'll be missing your conference. I took us south for the winter. |
1.1810 |
0.04010 |
105 |
87 |
17 |
1 |
2265 |
The cat is doing the walk around.” (only instrument pilots will get this |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
2266 |
Say the magic word and I’ll carry your bag. |
1.1809 |
0.03991 |
94 |
77 |
17 |
0 |
2267 |
This is your quack-tain speaking -- get it?! |
1.1809 |
0.05231 |
94 |
82 |
7 |
5 |
2268 |
Welcome! Please Honk if there's anything we can do to make your flight more comfortable. |
1.1809 |
0.04268 |
94 |
78 |
15 |
1 |
2269 |
I enjoyed taking you under my wing! |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2270 |
Welcome aboard. I'm captain Gander, but everyone calls me Sully. |
1.1809 |
0.04268 |
94 |
78 |
15 |
1 |
2271 |
Don't worry. We'll be flapping off right on time! |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2272 |
Yes, I am the Captain. You were expecting maybe an albatross |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2273 |
Hopefully you “confit” your luggage in the overhead storage. |
1.1809 |
0.04268 |
94 |
78 |
15 |
1 |
2274 |
No bird strikes on this airline, amirite? |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2275 |
quack quack |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2276 |
Welcome fellow snowbirds. |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2277 |
I'm sure you saw the signs about carry-on bread, Sir. Mind if I just take a quick look? |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
2278 |
Welcome to the Aflac cruise! Our daily insurance presentation will begin shortly. |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
2279 |
Talk about upward mobility…last week I was an emotional support animal. |
1.1802 |
0.04823 |
111 |
97 |
8 |
6 |
2280 |
Watch out, all the overhead bins are open, make sure to... |
1.1802 |
0.04650 |
111 |
96 |
10 |
5 |
2281 |
Flying this plane sure beats the way I used to migrate south! |
1.1800 |
0.05001 |
100 |
87 |
8 |
5 |
2282 |
Welcome to the friendly skies. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2283 |
Thank you for flying with us. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2284 |
Pardon me. Do you have any duck food? |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2285 |
Get in formation! We’re flying south. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2286 |
Peck….I mean CHECK your bag, sir. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2287 |
I'm here to help everyone fly south for the winter. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2288 |
I got sick of just crossing roads. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2289 |
This is the way to start a day! Bless all your days! |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2290 |
Ducks can talk in hell. |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2291 |
Yes, you may recognize me from the Peabody… I changed careers after Covid. |
1.1800 |
0.04115 |
100 |
83 |
16 |
1 |
2292 |
At least I’m housebroken. |
1.1798 |
0.05434 |
89 |
78 |
6 |
5 |
2293 |
Sure about time, if meatpacking plants can use kids why can't railroads use duck ticket checkers? |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2294 |
Daffy, the new AI robot meant to calm and entertain boarding passengers, will take some time to catch on. |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2295 |
Karma: For that flock of geese |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2296 |
Don’t worry. I’ve been doing water landings for years. |
1.1798 |
0.04941 |
89 |
76 |
10 |
3 |
2297 |
The in-flight meal today is bread crumbs, you cheap a**holes. |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2298 |
And that's why they called me "Goose Down" at flight school. |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2299 |
And you thought we were going to quack up. |
1.1798 |
0.04394 |
89 |
74 |
14 |
1 |
2300 |
I’m not a quack! |
1.1798 |
0.04941 |
89 |
76 |
10 |
3 |
2301 |
Get to your seats and fasten your seatbelts, It will be a once-in-a-lifetime experience. |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
2302 |
Heading north for the summer? |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
2303 |
AFLAC cut you? |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2304 |
I was top of my class at flight school. |
1.1795 |
0.03955 |
117 |
98 |
17 |
2 |
2305 |
Don't worry. I have full Audobon certification. |
1.1795 |
0.04479 |
117 |
101 |
11 |
5 |
2306 |
No thanks, we'll take a cab. |
1.1795 |
0.04312 |
117 |
100 |
13 |
4 |
2307 |
Staffing shortages have resulted in a new meaning for the true, full Disney experience. |
1.1795 |
0.04641 |
117 |
102 |
9 |
6 |
2308 |
My parents getting sucked into a jet engine is my origin story. |
1.1795 |
0.04312 |
117 |
100 |
13 |
4 |
2309 |
Relax. I’m scared, too. |
1.1795 |
0.04641 |
117 |
102 |
9 |
6 |
2310 |
Thank you for choosing to flock with us. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2311 |
I know what you’re thinking. Yes, there will be Biscoff for today’s flight. |
1.1795 |
0.05696 |
78 |
68 |
6 |
4 |
2312 |
Sure it's my first time flying one of these things, but I"m totally relaxed. I don't need a parachute. |
1.1792 |
0.04405 |
106 |
90 |
13 |
3 |
2313 |
Good evening, I'll be your Captain tonight! |
1.1792 |
0.04604 |
106 |
91 |
11 |
4 |
2314 |
In the sky! It's a bird! It's an airplane! That's right dumbass! |
1.1792 |
0.04405 |
106 |
90 |
13 |
3 |
2315 |
Don’t worry, I’ve migrated this route all my life |
1.1792 |
0.04405 |
106 |
90 |
13 |
3 |
2316 |
You can forget that old adage that chickens don't fly! |
1.1792 |
0.04405 |
106 |
90 |
13 |
3 |
2317 |
Welcome a baaaawk! |
1.1792 |
0.04979 |
106 |
93 |
7 |
6 |
2318 |
Don't worry, I've been flying since I was 6 months old. |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
2319 |
Welcome! Due to pilot shortage, I'll be in the cockpit today. |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
2320 |
Let me assure you that our engines will be goose-free to Chicago. Once we're in Canada, all bets are off. |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
2321 |
Quack. You weren’t expecting that were you now. |
1.1789 |
0.04959 |
95 |
82 |
9 |
4 |
2322 |
I take my tips in bills. |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
2323 |
We had a bird strike once—but they raised my pay and here I am. |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
2324 |
Sorry for the inconvenience, we only fly south in winter |
1.1789 |
0.04168 |
123 |
105 |
14 |
4 |
2325 |
Excuse me, sir, there’s a $25 ‘Pilot Retirement Fund’ fee to board the plane.” |
1.1786 |
0.05399 |
84 |
73 |
7 |
4 |
2326 |
I'll be your captain. So remember to be nice to all the other chickens on board! |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
2327 |
Save me the croutons from your salad, and I'll let you steer the boat! |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
2328 |
Captain Kangaroo had a last-minute emergency. |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
2329 |
Good Morning, my name is Groucho, and I'll be your co-pilot today. If you say the secret word, your flight is free. |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2330 |
And our in-flight movie today is "The Birds". |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2331 |
Don't be misled by the name Air Fowl. We will be careful with your luggage. |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2332 |
Welcome to Cleveland! While you’re here, be sure to go down to the big pond and annoy people! |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
2333 |
Call me anything, just not Daffy! |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
2334 |
Say the secret word and I’ll give you Groucho Marx and one hundred dollars. |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
2335 |
All the union pilots are striking, so there might be some unexpected turbulence today. |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
2336 |
A lot of folks have the same reaction, but since I’m a bird, I’m not legally required to have a pilot’s license. |
1.1782 |
0.04313 |
101 |
85 |
14 |
2 |
2337 |
Thanks for flying with us, we hope you had a silly time! |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
2338 |
Don’t worry, sir. Just like me, this plane can fly and swim. |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
2339 |
What do humans know about flying, anyway? |
1.1780 |
0.04604 |
118 |
103 |
9 |
6 |
2340 |
Step aboard! Everyone has a wing seat on this flight. |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2341 |
Your flight crew are all experienced fliers. |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2342 |
The pilot strike ended bird strikes. |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
2343 |
Welcome aboard, find your seat,place your carryon in the overhead and do you know how to fly a plane? |
1.1778 |
0.05139 |
90 |
78 |
8 |
4 |
2344 |
We have backup wings |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2345 |
Yeah, I think we can all agree that flight was quackers. |
1.1778 |
0.05377 |
90 |
79 |
6 |
5 |
2346 |
Don't worry - I'm way more than a duck. |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2347 |
The captain is a wandering albatross |
1.1778 |
0.04053 |
90 |
74 |
16 |
0 |
2348 |
This way to the back of the formation. |
1.1778 |
0.04350 |
90 |
75 |
14 |
1 |
2349 |
Trust me - being forced out of the nest isn't the worst thing in the world" |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2350 |
Good morning passengers! We may be experiencing some fowl weather ahead but no worries. I recruited my nieces to give us a synchronized show shortly after our departure :) |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
2351 |
My apologies for the last-minute change, we’re now flying to wherever that last departure is headed. |
1.1776 |
0.04753 |
107 |
93 |
9 |
5 |
2352 |
Close that gap with Aflac |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
2353 |
Going South, already? |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
2354 |
I just felt I had the knack for it. |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
2355 |
Lost my gig with Aflac. |
1.1776 |
0.04564 |
107 |
92 |
11 |
4 |
2356 |
Please take your seats. We will be flapping down the runway in twenty minutes. |
1.1776 |
0.04564 |
107 |
92 |
11 |
4 |
2357 |
This is Mr. Duck and today I am going to be your pilot |
1.1776 |
0.04935 |
107 |
94 |
7 |
6 |
2358 |
I'm an anti-mask quack. |
1.1772 |
0.05628 |
79 |
69 |
6 |
4 |
2359 |
Take a gander at these baggage fees, that'll really ruffle your feathers! |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
2360 |
Boy are your arms going to be tired. |
1.1771 |
0.04187 |
96 |
80 |
15 |
1 |
2361 |
We could all do without the swooping |
1.1771 |
0.04187 |
96 |
80 |
15 |
1 |
2362 |
Don't worry, flying is in my blood. |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
2363 |
First time flying south for the winter? |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
2364 |
Aflak! Enjoy your trip! |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
2365 |
Duck Wings at your service, Sir! |
1.1771 |
0.04187 |
96 |
80 |
15 |
1 |
2366 |
Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device in the likely event we end up landing in the pond of an office park. |
1.1770 |
0.04396 |
113 |
97 |
12 |
4 |
2367 |
Don't worry, I'm the co-pilot. |
1.1770 |
0.04572 |
113 |
98 |
10 |
5 |
2368 |
Don't worry about Long Island Sound, or the Hudson. I know some people. |
1.1770 |
0.04396 |
113 |
97 |
12 |
4 |
2369 |
Your can pick up your newborn at carousel Number 3 |
1.1770 |
0.04213 |
113 |
96 |
14 |
3 |
2370 |
The dog is my co-pilot. |
1.1770 |
0.04213 |
113 |
96 |
14 |
3 |
2371 |
With me as your pilot, On a wing and a prayer, takes a totally different meaning. |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
2372 |
Ready for chick-en? |
1.1765 |
0.03894 |
119 |
100 |
17 |
2 |
2373 |
Yes, I was on Sully's flight. |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2374 |
Wellcome to Birdland, try not to ruffle the feathers! |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2375 |
There is a bread store around the next concourse. Enjoy the lake. |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2376 |
No need to worry it's just a windshield problem. |
1.1765 |
0.05070 |
85 |
73 |
9 |
3 |
2377 |
Instead of an inflight movie today, for your enjoyment, I’ll be talking disability insurance. |
1.1765 |
0.04707 |
102 |
88 |
10 |
4 |
2378 |
We have a real treat for today's in-flight meal: pieces of stale bread. |
1.1765 |
0.05070 |
85 |
73 |
9 |
3 |
2379 |
I'm the carrion bird. |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2380 |
Don’t worry, we will be leading the V |
1.1765 |
0.04707 |
102 |
88 |
10 |
4 |
2381 |
Well at least I'm not going to get sucked into the engine. |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
2382 |
This is your captain speaking, please remain in seats as we fly north for the winter |
1.1765 |
0.05339 |
85 |
74 |
7 |
4 |
2383 |
I’ll beat you down to Acapulco Bay. |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
2384 |
Welcome aboard sir, I'm Captain Waddles, this will be our first flight to the north this spring. |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
2385 |
No worries. I was the top flyer in my training class. |
1.1759 |
0.04712 |
108 |
94 |
9 |
5 |
2386 |
Don't worry sir, our crew has a remarkable number of flight hours. |
1.1759 |
0.03909 |
108 |
90 |
17 |
1 |
2387 |
I got my wings flying a canard. |
1.1759 |
0.04124 |
108 |
91 |
15 |
2 |
2388 |
Welcome to Duck Airlines. I am Captain Ronald Duck. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2389 |
Welcome aboard. This bird HAS flown! |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2390 |
See you in about six months for our migration back south. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2391 |
We’ll be flying directly behind Mama Plane to ride her wake. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2392 |
We offer flights with unlimited leg room, no extra charge. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2393 |
If you’re not headed South, this would be an excellent time to de-plane. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2394 |
Psst...Hey, flight to Cleveland? |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
2395 |
AFLAC! Last chance to get your AFLAC! |
1.1754 |
0.03988 |
114 |
96 |
16 |
2 |
2396 |
Welcome aboard and don't worry. This isn't my first flight. |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
2397 |
I may not have to earn my wings every day, but it took my ancestors 50 million years to acquire them in the first place. |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
2398 |
If its not too much of a BIRD-den... would you mind checking your bag? Its a FOWL flight. |
1.1753 |
0.04148 |
97 |
81 |
15 |
1 |
2399 |
This hotel has gone completely fowl!!! |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
2400 |
Please take your seat. There's a bunch more 737s up there waiting for us. |
1.1753 |
0.04148 |
97 |
81 |
15 |
1 |
2401 |
Don't worry, Sully's got nothing on my water landing. |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
2402 |
Yes sir, while most of the profit from our government bailout money has gone to the C-suite, we've allocated 2% to the D-suite. The Duck Suite. I'm the etiquette duck and I have to insist that you put your shoes back on. Quack. |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
2403 |
Yup, I earned my wings at Fly-the-Coop Flight Airlines |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
2404 |
Please take your seat, we’re taking off at the quack of dawn. |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
2405 |
Enjoy your flight. The penguins will serve you shortly. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2406 |
Good morning and welcome on board! Little confused, aren’t we? But wait till you see stewards! |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2407 |
Don't worry I like money. |
1.1748 |
0.04864 |
103 |
90 |
8 |
5 |
2408 |
Welcome aboard! Wanted to assure you that Sully Sullenberger will not interfere with our flight today. |
1.1748 |
0.04455 |
103 |
88 |
12 |
3 |
2409 |
It’s an easy side gig - Aflac! to Amtrak! What’s not to like? |
1.1748 |
0.04236 |
103 |
87 |
14 |
2 |
2410 |
Hope you enjoyed your flight. I did. |
1.1748 |
0.04864 |
103 |
90 |
8 |
5 |
2411 |
All of our pilots are certified quacks! |
1.1748 |
0.04236 |
103 |
87 |
14 |
2 |
2412 |
Thanks for flying Duckwing. Don’t worry…I’m the navigator. |
1.1748 |
0.04236 |
103 |
87 |
14 |
2 |
2413 |
You think it’s more natural to have a primate at the controls? |
1.1748 |
0.04664 |
103 |
89 |
10 |
4 |
2414 |
Honk for a drink sir |
1.1748 |
0.04005 |
103 |
86 |
16 |
1 |
2415 |
They asked me to be a consultant for flying south three years ago, and look at me now! |
1.1748 |
0.04236 |
103 |
87 |
14 |
2 |
2416 |
Quack quack Boeing 737 max quack quack |
1.1748 |
0.04455 |
103 |
88 |
12 |
3 |
2417 |
No need for concern; I got my flight hours in coming back from Miami last weekend. |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
2418 |
Yes, I can talk, but there’s more you should know about the Hotel California. |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
2419 |
Well you can’t fly! |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
2420 |
Left, or right wing? |
1.1744 |
0.05281 |
86 |
75 |
7 |
4 |
2421 |
Did I take my micro dose twice again? |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
2422 |
Buh bye. |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
2423 |
I'm your pilot. Welcome to Duck-Duck-Go Airlines! |
1.1743 |
0.04292 |
109 |
93 |
13 |
3 |
2424 |
Not to be concerned. I've been flying since I was 2 months old. |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
2425 |
This will be my first flight. I just got my wings. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
2426 |
If you have the sense God gave a goose, you'll walk backwards. |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
2427 |
I'm just kidding. The plane obviously has engines and my arms ready for flight behind the controls. |
1.1739 |
0.03973 |
92 |
76 |
16 |
0 |
2428 |
I am not a stalk but I deliver.
Sumie Jones
Albany, CA |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
2429 |
We have great discounts, particularly during the migration season when we offer long haul rates. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2430 |
No, I'm not a Ruppell's griffon vulture, but we fly at about the same altitude. |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
2431 |
I'm less scary inside the spic-and-span airport than outside the spinning fan turbines |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
2432 |
Unless you've got a parachute in there, you're better off checking it. |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2433 |
We really go all out for you on Quakers Air. Tonight's Duck Comfit was my nephew Reggie! |
1.1735 |
0.04816 |
98 |
85 |
9 |
4 |
2434 |
Pssst! Hey , mister, for a nice tip I could get you a really fresh egg for breakfast. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2435 |
Don't worry, I know how to fly. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2436 |
Who better to know how to fly? |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2437 |
I am your Captain,thank you for choosing Pigeon Airlines. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2438 |
There'll be just a slight delay until April when we start to migrate. |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2439 |
Don't worry, you'd know the deal here if you actually paid attention to the announcements |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2440 |
Snowbird? |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
2441 |
If you're going north for the summer, I know the shortest route. |
1.1731 |
0.04622 |
104 |
90 |
10 |
4 |
2442 |
We worked out a deal. Nice salaries in exchange for fewer flocks hitting the engines and causing crashes. |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
2443 |
Big day, we're going after Capt. Sully again! |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
2444 |
Welcome to Ayahuasca Airlines. Enjoy your trip! |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
2445 |
Some passengers are just what they’re quacked up to be. |
1.1731 |
0.04622 |
104 |
90 |
10 |
4 |
2446 |
Sir, on this flight would you like the chicken or the duck? |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
2447 |
The sky may be falling, but I’ve got experience. |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
2448 |
Are all your eggs in there? |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
2449 |
Sorry for the rocky flight-we had a shortage of geese. |
1.1731 |
0.04820 |
104 |
91 |
8 |
5 |
2450 |
Please take your seat on the left of the V formation. Thanks for flying Avian Airlines. |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
2451 |
I didn't even earn my wings. Baby, I was born this way. |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
2452 |
Relax, I just got a homing navigation upgrade. |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
2453 |
Isn't this what you've always suspected? |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
2454 |
no, we're going to Canada; back south in October! |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
2455 |
Don't worry, I have more flight hours than anyone. |
1.1727 |
0.04631 |
110 |
96 |
9 |
5 |
2456 |
Excuse me, but could you direct me to the galley in First Class? I believe I'm expected for dinner. |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
2457 |
So I told the recruiter, ‘who has more flying experience than ducks?’ And here I am! |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
2458 |
I knew when the plane waddled, our pilot was a Quack! |
1.1724 |
0.04389 |
87 |
73 |
13 |
1 |
2459 |
Welcome aboard. When the sign says, “FLAP”, flap as if your life depends upon it! |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
2460 |
Thank you for flying Ameri-Hen |
1.1724 |
0.04461 |
116 |
101 |
10 |
5 |
2461 |
No worries, I’ve been flying since I was knee high. |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
2462 |
Low hanging entrance, duck! |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
2463 |
The last pilot was a total quack so they called me in as backup |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
2464 |
Sullenberger isn’t here. I’m the captain now. |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
2465 |
The flight attendants will demonstrate the parachutes. |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2466 |
Why are you so surprised that i know how to fly? |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
2467 |
No need for concern. I’m a mallard, not a loon. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2468 |
Have a great flight sir on our new discount, engineless airlines- The Duckwing Express. |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
2469 |
I've been flying unlicensed for years. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2470 |
Hope you packed light - my wings are already tired! |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
2471 |
Now that the winter season’s begun, we only fly south. |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
2472 |
Better I'm in here than out there flyin' at ya! |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2473 |
Welcome aboard! I'm your pilot, and I'll be leading the formation as we fly South for the winter. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2474 |
Better not have any quack in that bag! |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
2475 |
Don’t worry. They’re paying me big bread to fly you safely. |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
2476 |
Put that on the pilot’s chair so I can see where we’re going. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2477 |
Welcome aboard,Earthling! |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2478 |
Trust me, no one is more surprised about this than I am. |
1.1720 |
0.05213 |
93 |
82 |
6 |
5 |
2479 |
I can't get by just crossing roads. |
1.1717 |
0.04771 |
99 |
86 |
9 |
4 |
2480 |
Oh, don't worry, I'm not flying the plane...we trained the onboard AI to do it itself by watching me. |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
2481 |
Don't worry. I come from a family with generations of flight experience. |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
2482 |
Don’t worry. I got my wings ten years ago. |
1.1717 |
0.04071 |
99 |
83 |
15 |
1 |
2483 |
ChatBot 's 3D Print of pilot |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
2484 |
Welcome aboard. I am your Captain today. We will be flying due north in a V formation. |
1.1717 |
0.04317 |
99 |
84 |
13 |
2 |
2485 |
Ahh, carry-ons, not a luxury I had when I was flying for myself. |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
2486 |
Please move back to the V section. |
1.1714 |
0.04162 |
105 |
89 |
14 |
2 |
2487 |
I hope you packed a parachute in that thing. |
1.1714 |
0.04581 |
105 |
91 |
10 |
4 |
2488 |
Your pilot is a maverick and I am a goose. |
1.1714 |
0.04581 |
105 |
91 |
10 |
4 |
2489 |
Don't let my lack of opposable thumbs alarm you! |
1.1714 |
0.04581 |
105 |
91 |
10 |
4 |
2490 |
Buh bye and thanks for flying with us! |
1.1714 |
0.04162 |
105 |
89 |
14 |
2 |
2491 |
Nothing to worry about. Sully taught me what to do in case of a people-strike. |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
2492 |
Not to worry, Sully trained me! |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
2493 |
You'll be fine if you have AFLAC. |
1.1712 |
0.04410 |
111 |
96 |
11 |
4 |
2494 |
AAAAFFFLAK! |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
2495 |
I am your quacktain for today's flight, and yes, bread will be served as your in flight meal. |
1.1711 |
0.05739 |
76 |
67 |
5 |
4 |
2496 |
Relax, I can fly, and my body is a boat. |
1.1709 |
0.04079 |
117 |
100 |
14 |
3 |
2497 |
Don't worry I'm short but I have the best experience in flying amongst peers. |
1.1709 |
0.04079 |
117 |
100 |
14 |
3 |
2498 |
I just flew in from Toledo, and boy are my arms tired! |
1.1707 |
0.05149 |
82 |
71 |
8 |
3 |
2499 |
We can check that for you. |
1.1707 |
0.04181 |
82 |
68 |
14 |
0 |
2500 |
We’re not a quack airlines. We are actually the best! |
1.1707 |
0.05149 |
82 |
71 |
8 |
3 |
2501 |
Just wait til you see the dining options! |
1.1707 |
0.04527 |
82 |
69 |
12 |
1 |
2502 |
Welcome a-brood. |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2503 |
Aflac agent here. How confident do you feel about this Boeing flight?! |
1.1707 |
0.05149 |
82 |
71 |
8 |
3 |
2504 |
And if we have to land on water, don't worry, it won't be a problem! |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2505 |
'Welcome to 'My Great Airlines'.
Where'd ya think the name came from? |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2506 |
I bet you were expecting 'Quack, quack' |
1.1705 |
0.04908 |
88 |
76 |
9 |
3 |
2507 |
Scrambling? |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2508 |
Welcome aboard! I am your captain for today's trip and for lunch we’re serving human a l’orange. |
1.1705 |
0.04908 |
88 |
76 |
9 |
3 |
2509 |
Walk this way. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2510 |
I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. |
1.1705 |
0.04908 |
88 |
76 |
9 |
3 |
2511 |
I take Apple Pay. |
1.1705 |
0.05167 |
88 |
77 |
7 |
4 |
2512 |
It’s not carry-on if it’s still moving. |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2513 |
You duck out, and the bill’s on me ! |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
2514 |
Relax, we're not heading South. |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2515 |
Aghast at a goose-tain |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2516 |
Welcome aboard. Tonight I’ll be your entree. |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
2517 |
I guess they took con-duck-tor literally. |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
2518 |
The pay is a little better than just peanuts |
1.1702 |
0.04933 |
94 |
82 |
8 |
4 |
2519 |
No worries |
1.1700 |
0.04034 |
100 |
84 |
15 |
1 |
2520 |
Why would you worry about a water landing? |
1.1700 |
0.04034 |
100 |
84 |
15 |
1 |
2521 |
You call that flying? |
1.1700 |
0.04726 |
100 |
87 |
9 |
4 |
2522 |
Excuse me sir, but something is a fowl. |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
2523 |
I know how you feel. I haven't flown in a while, either. |
1.1700 |
0.05136 |
100 |
89 |
5 |
6 |
2524 |
No, I’m not interested in traveler’s insurance with Aflac |
1.1700 |
0.04935 |
100 |
88 |
7 |
5 |
2525 |
Thank you for flying QUACK AIR. |
1.1700 |
0.04034 |
100 |
84 |
15 |
1 |
2526 |
Hey,hey! Why did the passenger cross the world? |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
2527 |
Thanks for flying Animal Spirit Airlines. We'll be flying back north in the Spring. |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
2528 |
Sorry the overheads are all full. You're gonna have to gate check that bag. |
1.1698 |
0.04126 |
106 |
90 |
14 |
2 |
2529 |
Thank you for flying Whyaduck Airlines. |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
2530 |
There are complimentary Quackers at the desk on your way out. |
1.1696 |
0.04373 |
112 |
97 |
11 |
4 |
2531 |
Welcome to totally quacker airlines. |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
2532 |
I've been flying all my life. We get you there—no excuses, no delay! |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2533 |
Just checking whether you're happy to be seated next to an unaccompanied egg? |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
2534 |
Not to worry, this boat’s in excellent hands… or should I say wings. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
2535 |
Flying south for the winter? No worries. Its like shooting ducks in a barrel... |
1.1688 |
0.05669 |
77 |
68 |
5 |
4 |
2536 |
My personal guarantee - there will be no bird strikes on this flight! |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
2537 |
Welcome to Southern Airlines. I'll be your tip-of-the-V navigator today. |
1.1688 |
0.05669 |
77 |
68 |
5 |
4 |
2538 |
Coffee, tea, or duck a l'orange? |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2539 |
I’ll take that, sir, and get it to your destination before you get there. |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
2540 |
Don't worry, I have 135,000 hours of flight time. |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
2541 |
And in my spare time Im a spokesperson for a life insurance company |
1.1687 |
0.05091 |
83 |
72 |
8 |
3 |
2542 |
Actually, I have been flying my whole life! |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
2543 |
"Please com migrate with us again. |
1.1685 |
0.05113 |
89 |
78 |
7 |
4 |
2544 |
Don't put all your eggs in one suitcase! |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2545 |
If it looks like a duck, and... |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2546 |
Which way is the Men's restroom? |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2547 |
We fly you there us. |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
89 |
75 |
13 |
1 |
2548 |
Airline Pilots can be Quack's too. Have a nice day. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2549 |
After years aloft it goes with the territory |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2550 |
He goosed #me too. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2551 |
We’ll be departing in the standard V-formation once the other planes have boarded. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2552 |
Coffee, tea, or feed? |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2553 |
Welcome, I’m your backup pilot. My flock and I have flown this route many times. |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
89 |
75 |
13 |
1 |
2554 |
Qualified? I got my wings Day One. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2555 |
Don't worry sir. I have a lifetime of experience. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2556 |
There is ample overhead bin space on this flight. |
1.1684 |
0.03860 |
95 |
79 |
16 |
0 |
2557 |
What? Like you didn’t know flying was for the birds. |
1.1684 |
0.05109 |
95 |
84 |
6 |
5 |
2558 |
I wouldn't so much say there's a pilot shortage as I would say a uniform shortage. |
1.1684 |
0.04884 |
95 |
83 |
8 |
4 |
2559 |
We are always glad to service quacks. |
1.1684 |
0.04650 |
95 |
82 |
10 |
3 |
2560 |
Welcome aboard. I'm your captain, Teal Strikesover. |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
2561 |
Hey, at least I'm not in the engine! |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
2562 |
You’ll love this flight. We’ll be doing a lot of flying in formation. |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
2563 |
Welcome Aboard! Heading south? |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
2564 |
I realized it was a good line of work when I heard promotions were merit based. |
1.1684 |
0.04650 |
95 |
82 |
10 |
3 |
2565 |
If it crashes, at least I will swim away. |
1.1684 |
0.04650 |
95 |
82 |
10 |
3 |
2566 |
I hope you can join me in six months when I fly south for the winter. |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2567 |
Welcome aboard
British Gander Air ducky. My name's Drake and I'll be ensuring order during our flight south. |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2568 |
Say, man, how do you like your worms? |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2569 |
Welcome aboard! We're making history today - a duck will be in command of the cockpit |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2570 |
In case of an emergency, there will be a waterfowl landing. |
1.1683 |
0.04682 |
101 |
88 |
9 |
4 |
2571 |
Sorry about the delay, there were some strong headwinds. |
1.1683 |
0.04682 |
101 |
88 |
9 |
4 |
2572 |
As soon as my co-pilot, mr. Fox, gets here, we are ready for take-off! |
1.1682 |
0.04500 |
107 |
93 |
10 |
4 |
2573 |
Trust me,this flight will be smoother! |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
2574 |
Thank you for flying Duck Air where we only hire experienced fliers. |
1.1682 |
0.03868 |
107 |
90 |
16 |
1 |
2575 |
Our first stop will be a marsh in New Jersey. Remember, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device. |
1.1682 |
0.03633 |
107 |
89 |
18 |
0 |
2576 |
Apparently they were unaware of the new Aflac-Holiday Inn corporate partnership |
1.1682 |
0.04692 |
107 |
94 |
8 |
5 |
2577 |
No worries. I have a lifetime of flyig experience. |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
2578 |
I'm your captain. Welcome aboard. |
1.1681 |
0.04516 |
113 |
99 |
9 |
5 |
2579 |
Let me gate check that for you. |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
2580 |
Good news! We're expecting fowl weather for today's flight! |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
2581 |
See you in the fall on your way back South |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
2582 |
I'll be your pilot today. I'm not a quack. |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2583 |
Yes,indeed,my Master's in Aeronautics is from Drake University - how did you guess that? |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
2584 |
Don’t worry I have extensive experience flying in all kinds of weather conditions. |
1.1667 |
0.04648 |
114 |
101 |
7 |
6 |
2585 |
You can still call me John Travolta if it makes you more comfortable. I have merely transcended to a new plain of existence. |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
2586 |
Have no worries, I was born to fly! |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
2587 |
Sully… he’s such a quack |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
2588 |
Welcome aboard, our jet engines are "bird flew" proof, so just sit back and enjoy the flight! |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2589 |
I'd recommend the vegetarian meal. |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2590 |
Remember, if you see any weather balloons, duck. |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
2591 |
Quackery? no silly humans. |
1.1667 |
0.05300 |
90 |
80 |
5 |
5 |
2592 |
Old Mac Donald has diversified from farms to the airline business. |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
2593 |
Oh we don’t take baggage anymore. Airplanes cost extra. |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2594 |
The wingman called in sick so ... |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2595 |
Ready for our flight to the other side? |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
2596 |
You must be Mr Holgersson... |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
2597 |
The terms of the defamation suit stipulate that we get to chuck Captain Sully into an engine. |
1.1667 |
0.04301 |
114 |
99 |
11 |
4 |
2598 |
webcor webcor |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
2599 |
Don't worry. I have my license and my ratings are super. They say I'm a natural! |
1.1667 |
0.04837 |
96 |
84 |
8 |
4 |
2600 |
Hello, I'll be your pilot today. I hope you have an enjoyable flight. And, for lunch, be a mensch - don't order the duck. |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
2601 |
DO NOT walk away from the Customs Officer. |
1.1667 |
0.04301 |
114 |
99 |
11 |
4 |
2602 |
My co-pilot handles the landings. |
1.1667 |
0.03950 |
90 |
75 |
15 |
0 |
2603 |
Got a young chick in there, do you?
Pullet, eh? Pullet! Quack! Quack! |
1.1667 |
0.05311 |
84 |
74 |
6 |
4 |
2604 |
Don’t worry. If I run into a flying human, I’ll land in the Hudson. |
1.1667 |
0.05058 |
96 |
85 |
6 |
5 |
2605 |
I assure you I have the necessary experience to fly this bird. |
1.1667 |
0.04461 |
108 |
94 |
10 |
4 |
2606 |
I'm Captain Sullenbergers' co pilot today. |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
2607 |
No, the pig is the pilot. I'm just the co-pilot. |
1.1667 |
0.05294 |
78 |
68 |
7 |
3 |
2608 |
I deliver more than babies. |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
2609 |
Thank you for flying Mallard Fillmore Airlines. I hope that patch of snarky conservative political ideology wasn’t too traumatic. |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
2610 |
All off for AlbuTurkey |
1.1667 |
0.05300 |
90 |
80 |
5 |
5 |
2611 |
With many a bird's eye view of the migration route, I've got this under my wing! |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
2612 |
We have an open nesting policy. Each nest includes fresh eggs, covered in the plushest downy fleece, and comes with a bag of white bread. |
1.1667 |
0.05059 |
90 |
79 |
7 |
4 |
2613 |
Hey, it's Daisy from the park. Yes, the odd duck. Well, look at me now. |
1.1667 |
0.04837 |
96 |
84 |
8 |
4 |
2614 |
Be A Day Tripper. |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
2615 |
Flying is flying! |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
2616 |
Worry not, sir. I'm just filling in as a contraband sniffer. |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2617 |
I'm actually one of the flight crew. Camels are assigned to the trains. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2618 |
Yeah, I’m pleased the bird strike is over too… |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
2619 |
Welcome aboard! Our flight is sure to be a quacking good time. |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2620 |
Move quackly to your seat! |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
2621 |
‘Got any grapes’ |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
2622 |
:Not Quandas. Quackus." |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
2623 |
and I can talk, too |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
2624 |
Human in-flight crews are an extra $400. |
1.1651 |
0.04611 |
109 |
96 |
8 |
5 |
2625 |
Have a ducky day! |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
2626 |
We'll soon be flying north. Pretty soon. Like, in early May. You'll have a month and a half layover in Mexico City. But meanwhile, we have a very impressive beverage supply! |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
2627 |
This way to the aviary! |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
2628 |
I am the pilot on your next flight leg. |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
2629 |
But as your Captain, I have other options if the non-slip cream for my feathers doesn't work. |
1.1650 |
0.04596 |
103 |
90 |
9 |
4 |
2630 |
Hey big fella, don’t forget to duck for the overhead bins. |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
2631 |
Alaska in Winter? Nope, we're flying south ... |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
2632 |
Due to the strike, I'm the new navigation pilot. Welcome aboard!" |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
2633 |
What you call a crash, we consider an ordinary water landing. |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
2634 |
These wings are my parachute. |
1.1649 |
0.05009 |
97 |
86 |
6 |
5 |
2635 |
Welcome to Quacker Airlines. |
1.1649 |
0.04789 |
97 |
85 |
8 |
4 |
2636 |
Take your seat. The flock takes off in ten minutes. |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
2637 |
Your flyway is on Concourse B. |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
2638 |
Welcome aboard our northern migration flight. |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
2639 |
Are you trying to smuggle in an illegal eiderdown? |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
2640 |
Sir, may I help you right quack? |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
2641 |
What does Aflac even mean? |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
2642 |
I'm Fozzie Fowl! I got the aardvark fired! Quacka Quacka! hahahahahahah! Watch your head in the cabin. You know, 'duck!' Quacka Quacka! hahahahahahaha! But seriously, this pin sticking in my breast really hurts. Quacka Quacka! hahahahahaha! Burrrp! |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
2643 |
Welcome to Great Goose Air! Today we’ll be flying in a V-formation and stopping to befoul a number of lovely parks and waterways |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
2644 |
Sorry for the delay. I can’t go faster than 60 mph. |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
2645 |
I just assumed it auto corrected to ‘ducking airplane… |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
2646 |
I can tell by your surprised look that you thought we all flew south for the winter. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
2647 |
Don't you worry, I'll fill that empty nest! |
1.1647 |
0.05252 |
85 |
75 |
6 |
4 |
2648 |
Limo for Mr. Sloan--waiting at rear exit. |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
2649 |
Yes I have a lifetime of experience in flying. This can't be much different then the other way. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
2650 |
A human flight attendant will be available to take care of your needs in the cabin. |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
2651 |
Welcome aboard Delta's first vegan flight! |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
2652 |
That rail strike is causing a lot of problems in London. Better hope we don’t have a bird strike over here. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
2653 |
Don't worry, I'm just the copilot. |
1.1646 |
0.04198 |
79 |
66 |
13 |
0 |
2654 |
Thanks for flying Portugeese Airlines! |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
2655 |
I told you it wasn't auto-correct. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2656 |
I've flown this route since I was a fledgling. Trust me. |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2657 |
I, am your Captain now! |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2658 |
Hope to see you on my summer route when I head north for the season. |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2659 |
I earn my wings every day. |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
2660 |
Don’t worry, I’m better in the cockpit than in the engines. |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2661 |
Take your seat, and prepare for a water landing. |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
2662 |
Have you considered a new type of flying? |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2663 |
Coo coo
Could be a rough fly sometimes |
1.1633 |
0.03753 |
98 |
82 |
16 |
0 |
2664 |
No, I havent flown a plane before. I'm just gonna wing it!... Haha no but in all seriousness were likely all gonna be duck soup shortly after takeoff. |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2665 |
Don’t leave without flight insurance. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2666 |
Fan out. We'll be flying in a V formation. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2667 |
We put the 'south' in Southwest. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2668 |
Have a goose day. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2669 |
I can see you're concerned, but I really know my way around an engine. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2670 |
They normally don't let birds into flight school, but they said I was a natural. |
1.1630 |
0.03872 |
92 |
77 |
15 |
0 |
2671 |
Aren't airlines today just dissspicable? |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2672 |
With a name like Captain Alligator I’m probably not what you were expecting! |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2673 |
Don’t worry, I’ll wing it! |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2674 |
I've got the wings. You got the prayers? |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2675 |
Don’t worry. There’s lots of us. |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2676 |
What you looking at, human? You too got feet you don't use.
And now shut your mouth and have a goose flight! |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2677 |
Welcome aboard! The Captain is out with the bird flu so I'll be your pilot today. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2678 |
‘Flying over water today, sir, I’ll be your aqua duck.’ |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2679 |
I may look a little flighty but I’m a natural born flyer |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2680 |
Bring your girlfriend and fly United |
1.1630 |
0.04100 |
135 |
119 |
10 |
6 |
2681 |
Just so you know, we will only be flying south |
1.1628 |
0.04332 |
86 |
73 |
12 |
1 |
2682 |
Please proceed in 'V' formation. |
1.1628 |
0.04004 |
86 |
72 |
14 |
0 |
2683 |
You've heard of Captain Queeg? Well, I'm Captain Quak. |
1.1628 |
0.04332 |
86 |
73 |
12 |
1 |
2684 |
C'mon ! I know Venezuela sucks and you need a second mortgage to buy my eggs but Biden insists it's all Trump's fault. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2685 |
Funeral expense coverage eases the burden for loved ones! Check the seat pocket for details. Quack! Welcome aboard! |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2686 |
Welcome aboard todays first all passenger powered flight. We will be flapping off soon. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2687 |
...and we'll be departing for St. Louis as soon as we locate 23 more aircraft heading for the same destination. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2688 |
Don't be alarmed. My flying experience more than makes up for my size. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2689 |
Humans THIS way! |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
2690 |
Thank you for flying with us today , if you bring your chick next time she'll fly free! |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2691 |
Welcome aboard.
Please watch your step. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2692 |
Thank you for flying with us!
We’ll be serving quackers today.
Just kidding. Just a little joke I do. |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
2693 |
Don't worry - this is not my first flight! |
1.1625 |
0.04151 |
80 |
67 |
13 |
0 |
2694 |
....and Daisy Duck's the co-pilot! |
1.1625 |
0.05169 |
80 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
2695 |
Low-cost carriers will take anyone who says they know how to fly. |
1.1625 |
0.05467 |
80 |
71 |
5 |
4 |
2696 |
If anyone wants a face-mask, just stick it on my bill. |
1.1625 |
0.05169 |
80 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
2697 |
I’ll make sure it’s in autopilot before they sauté me for first class. |
1.1625 |
0.05169 |
80 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
2698 |
So I identify as a duck. I'm a lot more qualified than the quack I replaced! |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
2699 |
First class? Your bread crumbs will already be on your under your seat and in the overhead lockers. |
1.1619 |
0.04514 |
105 |
92 |
9 |
4 |
2700 |
Thanks for flying Emirates. |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
2701 |
I earned my wings the old fashioned way. I spread my wings! |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
2702 |
Welcome to Peking Airlines. I'll be the navigator for your flight. |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
2703 |
Would you like to take a gander at the cockpit?
We could use some help with the controls! |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
2704 |
I guarantee there will be no birds in the engine on this flight! |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2705 |
Excuse me, sir, where’s my tip? |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
2706 |
Thank goodness! No bird strikes today! |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2707 |
Don’t worry, I just get my wings yesterday |
1.1619 |
0.04514 |
105 |
92 |
9 |
4 |
2708 |
`You gonna give me a tip, cheapskate? |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2709 |
Thank you for flying Pigeon Air! |
1.1616 |
0.04698 |
99 |
87 |
8 |
4 |
2710 |
Line up over there, and don't forget to keep the "V" shape when you follow me as we take off |
1.1616 |
0.03986 |
99 |
84 |
14 |
1 |
2711 |
Welcome to the new and improved Spirit Airlines! |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2712 |
Actually, the controls *are* quite exhausting to operate. |
1.1616 |
0.03718 |
99 |
83 |
16 |
0 |
2713 |
Sorry, sir... you didn't say the secret word. |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
2714 |
Adulting time. |
1.1616 |
0.04913 |
99 |
88 |
6 |
5 |
2715 |
This is explains flying in a V formation |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
2716 |
Thank you for choosing to fly south with us this winter. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2717 |
Pilot shortage...I'll be flying you down to Mexico today. |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
2718 |
Finally! An airline that knows how to fly. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2719 |
Don’t blame me if your bag goes missing |
1.1613 |
0.04904 |
93 |
82 |
7 |
4 |
2720 |
Don't duck out without tipping me. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2721 |
Welcome, who are your friends? |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
2722 |
Might I interest you in some fowl-mouthed aviation humor? |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2723 |
Welcome! Today's special is foie gras! |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2 |