Contest #842


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Duck! Just kidding, watch your step. 1.7344 0.01698 2142 1021 669 452
1 I applied online, they just asked if I knew how to fly. 1.7286 0.02005 1544 745 473 326
2 If we hit water, remember: be calm on the surface, paddle like hell underneath. 1.7061 0.02001 1521 752 464 305
3 Sorry about the water landing--old habit. 1.6936 0.02219 1211 603 376 232
4 What’s crazier, me talking or you flying? 1.6904 0.01562 2571 1327 713 531
5 Better in the cockpit than the engine! 1.6778 0.01699 2126 1105 601 420
6 Kindly move to the rear and form a 'V' 1.6776 0.02114 1278 637 416 225
7 I earned my wings the old fashioned way.. 1.6750 0.02018 1406 705 453 248
8 Join us next spring for the return flight. 1.6694 0.01550 2399 1219 754 426
9 Flight time today will be approximately 17 days at an altitude of 218 feet. 1.6693 0.01800 1866 974 535 357
10 We expect a little turbulence until we get out of shotgun range. 1.6668 0.01506 2638 1375 767 496
11 Don’t worry, I fly this route every winter. 1.6661 0.01836 1629 810 553 266
12 In the unlikely event of a water landing, I'm your guy. 1.6656 0.01606 2174 1094 713 367
13 Ha! That rhymes with duck. 1.6646 0.01675 2299 1256 558 485
14 I 've done more water landings on the Hudson than that other guy 1.6646 0.01631 2248 1175 652 421
15 I know, right? You don't see too many female pilots. 1.6617 0.01987 1543 819 427 297
16 Thanks for migrating with us. See you next season! 1.6604 0.02053 1281 637 442 202
17 Don’t worry, sir. I have been flying my whole life. 1.6593 0.02055 1315 665 433 217
18 Don't worry! I make this trip every winter. 1.6551 0.02034 1322 668 442 212
19 Relax,the co-pilot is a homing pigeon 1.6464 0.01726 1875 972 594 309
20 Sorry about the turbulence but we literally ran into a friend of mine at 34,000 feet. 1.6448 0.01612 2255 1203 650 402
21 I can't fly until I get all my passengers in a row. 1.6429 0.01487 2680 1443 751 486
22 This whole airline is going south. 1.6423 0.01962 1462 766 453 243
23 Not to worry, sir - water landings are my specialty! 1.6418 0.01737 1820 942 588 290
24 Relax. New York to Miami in October is practically hard wired in me. 1.6414 0.01806 1609 814 558 237
25 Apologies for the slight delay on boarding sir, the cabin crew were just laying breakfast 1.6407 0.01652 2157 1161 610 386
26 Please enjoy the tiny pieces of Wonder Bread scattered aboard. 1.6397 0.01956 1493 792 447 254
27 Apologies for the delay--one of our crew members flew into the engine. 1.6378 0.01887 1673 911 457 305
28 Didn't expect to see a female pilot, huh? 1.6376 0.01779 1915 1053 503 359
29 I understand your surprise. It IS unusual to have a female pilot. 1.6340 0.01467 2779 1525 746 508
30 Buckle up: we're at the front of the V. 1.6276 0.02423 921 484 296 141
31 What is the difference between a co-pilot and a duck? A duck knows how to fly. 1.6267 0.01634 2194 1205 603 386
32 Please form a V shaped line. 1.6264 0.01545 2350 1262 704 384
33 Can I check your carrion? 1.6252 0.01943 1646 935 393 318
34 What's scarier is I still make more than female pilots. 1.6216 0.01915 1583 872 438 273
35 All the human pilots are working from home.” 1.6194 0.01855 1671 919 469 283
36 Welcome aboard. I am your captain and yes, I identify as a duck. 1.6132 0.02019 1391 767 395 229
37 Don’t worry. I’ve flown this route dozens of times. 1.6091 0.01880 1435 754 488 193
38 Just follow everyone else. That’s what I do. 1.5997 0.01817 1549 830 509 210
39 Welcome aboard! Thank you for migrating with us today. 1.5953 0.01731 1789 988 537 264
40 This plane is going d-o-w-n. 1.5945 0.01831 2106 1343 274 489
41 Thank you for migrating with us. 1.5914 0.01699 1833 1012 558 263
42 The controls are a little new, but the route is second nature. 1.5880 0.01796 1522 816 517 189
43 I was just as surprised, when out of the clear sky, I got sucked into this job. 1.5866 0.02148 1183 668 336 179
44 I've been flying since I was born. 1.5837 0.01917 1403 775 437 191
45 The AFLAC gig could only last so long. 1.5810 0.02113 1160 645 356 159
46 This pays much better than my insurance job did. 1.5790 0.02120 1240 716 330 194
47 We reach Chicago in two hours, unless we join a flight to Denver. 1.5771 0.02470 849 475 258 116
48 You'd rather have me in the cockpit than in the engine wouldn't you? 1.5765 0.02133 1228 713 322 193
49 You're more concerned about me flying than me talking? 1.5726 0.02066 1336 788 331 217
50 If you're scared of flying, you can join the other chickens up front. 1.5681 0.02051 1255 719 359 177
51 Thanks for migrating with us today.” 1.5673 0.02098 1389 855 280 254
52 Be careful where you step. 1.5638 0.02203 1254 774 253 227
53 Trust me. I was born to fly. 1.5581 0.02201 1075 622 306 147
54 Don't worry, I'll just wing it. 1.5564 0.02363 895 510 272 113
55 I just got my wings. 1.5556 0.02154 1053 595 331 127
56 I’m a frequent flier. 1.5508 0.02254 1013 590 288 135
57 Actually, I’m the copilot. The pilot is a penguin. 1.5369 0.02444 853 506 236 111
58 Don’t worry. We’ll be in formation. 1.5346 0.02457 810 474 239 97
59 You'll have a different pilot on your return trip. I only fly south during the winter. 1.5296 0.02539 778 464 216 98
60 I need a volunteer with opposable thumbs to help in the cockpit 1.5290 0.02569 792 481 203 108
61 Relax, I've been flying practically my whole life! 1.5284 0.02443 846 507 231 108
62 I hope you don't expect your return flight until late fall. 1.5237 0.02537 800 487 207 106
63 Thanks for riding Amquack! 1.5222 0.02639 812 516 168 128
64 All in a row. Single file. Damn, I love this job! 1.5186 0.02820 671 418 158 95
65 Don't worry, I've successfully handled a water landing a thousand times. 1.5175 0.02525 771 465 213 93
66 You were expecting someone taller, right? I get that all the time. 1.5129 0.02728 696 432 171 93
67 Welcome to Amquack, I’m your conducktor. 1.5109 0.02885 642 405 146 91
68 Water landings are my specialty! 1.5087 0.02791 631 386 169 76
69 Welcome aboard. We will be flying in a v formation today to increase speed and reduce wind resistance. 1.5055 0.02901 635 404 141 90
70 Don’t look so frightened! I’m in the cabin, not in the engine. 1.5031 0.02819 636 397 158 81
71 Relax, it’s not like I just got my wings. 1.5016 0.02977 614 396 128 90
72 Don’t worry. I’ve been flying for almost my whole life. 1.5000 0.02865 596 369 156 71
73 Hey, I walk like a captain and talk like a captain.. 1.4983 0.02829 606 375 160 71
74 What? Who're you gonna trust more--someone who had to be taught, or someone who was born to fly? 1.4969 0.02771 640 399 164 77
75 Not to worry. This is my migration route. 1.4911 0.02969 560 353 139 68
76 Thanks for migrating with us. 1.4893 0.02958 560 353 140 67
77 We fly Southwest in the winter. 1.4879 0.02868 578 361 152 65
78 Don’t worry. I’m an expert at landing on water. 1.4877 0.02940 527 324 149 54
79 In the event of an emergency water landing, I will be very excited. 1.4858 0.03084 527 337 124 66
80 Very few pilots can match my flight hours..... 1.4853 0.02989 544 344 136 64
81 In case of a water landing, please get in a single file line and swim behind me. 1.4831 0.03030 534 340 130 64
82 So, are you more surprised that I can fly or that I can talk? 1.4828 0.03100 493 310 128 55
83 Thank you for flying LSD Airlines. Hope you enjoyed your trip! 1.4818 0.03181 521 342 107 72
84 Don’t worry. I think you’ll find that my instinctual flying skills more than make up for my inability to read the instrument panel. 1.4812 0.03033 505 316 135 54
85 You're the one who chose to fly Spirit. 1.4812 0.03158 478 302 122 54
86 Don't be shocked, of course I can fly! The real surprise is my ability to speak. 1.4809 0.03026 551 356 125 70
87 Welcome Aboard! Today we will be flying south in a V formation. 1.4805 0.03224 462 293 116 53
88 Welcome aboard! My motto is, 'Better in the cockpit than in the engine.'" 1.4804 0.02939 562 358 138 66
89 Thank you for booking through DuckDuckGo!” 1.4802 0.03177 504 327 112 65
90 Don't worry, I got my wings. 1.4788 0.03077 495 312 129 54
91 I hope that's a parachute. 1.4785 0.03321 441 282 107 52
92 I got promoted from dinner entrée. 1.4773 0.03346 463 304 97 62
93 Of course I'm not the pilot. I'm his emotional support animal. 1.4772 0.03203 526 351 99 76
94 Thanks for leaving your half-eaten bag of pretzels in the aisle.” 1.4770 0.03383 499 341 78 80
95 Surprised, huh? Wait until you see what's for dinner 1.4756 0.03146 513 335 112 66
96 It's a good thing you're going south, as I'm very familiar with that route. 1.4753 0.03231 446 282 116 48
97 Thank you for flying AFLAC Air. If we crash, you get cash. 1.4752 0.03262 484 318 102 64
98 Relax—this isn't my first flight. 1.4747 0.03043 514 328 128 58
99 I'm flying the plane since the captain got sucked into the engine! 1.4737 0.03240 532 362 88 82
100 That wasn't turbulence, that was goose bumps. 1.4719 0.03283 445 286 108 51
101 Why am I a pilot? Let's just say I got sucked in. 1.4701 0.03162 468 299 118 51
102 Don't worry, I've flown this route every winter. 1.4690 0.03109 467 295 125 47
103 Don't look so worried, I've been flying since I was three months old. 1.4662 0.03240 444 285 111 48
104 My whole family is in this business. You'll see some of them at dinner. 1.4658 0.03357 453 301 93 59
105 Is this your first time migrating with Delta? 1.4654 0.03229 434 276 114 44
106 I’ll be your pilot today due to the ‘fowl ‘ weather. 1.4646 0.03302 396 248 112 36
107 Same time next year?” 1.4628 0.03574 443 308 65 70
108 AFLAC let me go. 1.4614 0.03252 453 296 105 52
109 Welcome! No need to worry about near misses, we’ll be flying in formation 1.4612 0.03451 399 260 94 45
110 Please stay in formation. 1.4608 0.03395 408 265 98 45
111 So I told him I’d rather fly Southwest for the winter. 1.4606 0.03260 419 267 111 41
112 Welcome aboard! And where are we migrating to today? 1.4594 0.03446 394 256 95 43
113 No, I'm the navigator. 1.4560 0.03417 364 230 102 32
114 Don't worry,sir,I've been flying all my life! 1.4552 0.03309 391 248 108 35
115 Oh, and just don't believe that 'If it looks like a duck' crap. 1.4550 0.03477 389 255 91 43
116 I'm known for my water landings. 1.4529 0.03412 393 256 96 41
117 Don't worry, I have thousands of water landings. 1.4523 0.03455 398 263 90 45
118 Oh, I'm not the pilot, I'm just his wingman. 1.4512 0.03313 430 284 98 48
119 It's Southwest. What'd you expect? 1.4481 0.03398 395 259 95 41
120 Don't worry, sir—I'm an expert in water landings. 1.4478 0.03333 393 254 102 37
121 They hired us after the Sully thing. 1.4461 0.03446 399 266 88 45
122 First class is for the people with the most bread. 1.4444 0.03550 360 237 86 37
123 Welcome aboard: Today we’ll be flying across the pond. 1.4441 0.03699 349 234 75 40
124 Thank you for flying south with us today. 1.4431 0.03228 404 260 109 35
125 Please, sir! No fowl language on this flight. 1.4430 0.03391 377 245 97 35
126 Well, better in the cockpit than the engine, right? 1.4419 0.03464 396 266 85 45
127 Don't worry. I'm great at water landings." 1.4402 0.03676 343 229 77 37
128 Welcome to our airplane! Ive been flying my entire life so you have nothing to worry about! 1.4369 0.03551 309 196 91 22
129 Don't worry, I aced flight school 1.4350 0.03545 354 235 84 35
130 It saves a fortune on flight training 1.4345 0.03753 336 228 70 38
131 Greetings my fellow Snowbirds! 1.4335 0.03509 346 227 88 31
132 This connecting flight will be on a real puddle jumper." 1.4327 0.03669 312 204 81 27
133 I figured that if I was going to fly south every year I might as well get steady job with the airlines. 1.4325 0.03583 326 213 85 28
134 And what are your pronouns? 1.4323 0.03578 384 265 72 47
135 Don't worry...this is not my first time flying. 1.4323 0.03501 347 228 88 31
136 Our flight plan is to wing it. 1.4312 0.03678 327 218 77 32
137 We'll be flying in a V formation today... 1.4306 0.03602 346 232 79 35
138 Ain't deregulation great? 1.4303 0.03684 323 215 77 31
139 Don't look so worried – I've had my wings for a while. 1.4294 0.03711 326 219 74 33
140 In the unlikely event of a water landing, I'll be fine. 1.4286 0.03635 329 219 79 31
141 Thanks for flying Air Canada Geese 1.4282 0.03446 383 259 84 40
142 'Leave the flying to the birds" is our motto. 1.4268 0.03667 328 220 76 32
143 We will be flying in V formation today. 1.4250 0.03653 320 213 78 29
144 Why are you surprised? Never seen a chick in the cockpit? 1.4249 0.03591 353 240 76 37
145 So they announced: 'your pilot is sick with covid. Does anyone have any experience flying?' I stuck up a wing, they gave me this hat, and it looks like I'm taking us home. 1.4236 0.03810 314 214 67 33
146 Your basic fare doesn't guarantee you a human pilot. 1.4223 0.03978 296 204 59 33
147 Don't worry, my speciality is water landings 1.4220 0.03569 327 217 82 28
148 On behalf of the whole flock, welcome aboard. 1.4217 0.03481 313 202 90 21
149 Don’t worry, I’m excellent at water landings. 1.4214 0.03568 337 226 80 31
150 Rest assured, I’ve been flying since birth. 1.4209 0.03558 335 224 81 30
151 Turbulence? We actually call them goose bumps. 1.4201 0.03867 319 222 60 37
152 We need to take a gander at your carry-on sir. 1.4195 0.04024 267 180 62 25
153 What! Never met a woman pilot? 1.4192 0.03785 334 233 62 39
154 A Captain’s license is easier than a 3300 mile migration. 1.4187 0.03675 320 216 74 30
155 No worries, my family's done this route for generations. 1.4185 0.03555 325 216 82 27
156 Not to worry this isn’t my first flight. 1.4180 0.03433 323 210 91 22
157 Be prepared for a water landing. 1.4177 0.03610 328 221 77 30
158 Hope you’re prepared for a water landing. 1.4169 0.03777 295 198 71 26
159 You guys don't mind if I try an amphibious landing, do you? 1.4164 0.03825 293 198 68 27
160 We’ve moved the return flight to next spring. 1.4161 0.03954 298 207 58 33
161 We'll see you on our return flight next fall. 1.4159 0.03822 315 218 63 34
162 If you need me, I'll be in the engine. 1.4157 0.03439 344 229 87 28
163 At least I can fly, the co-captain is an ostrich. 1.4150 0.04080 294 208 50 36
164 And let me be the first to say "Thank you for migrating with us today." 1.4142 0.04246 268 189 47 32
165 Thank you for migrating with us today 1.4140 0.04086 285 200 52 33
166 I always fly Southwest for the winter! 1.4139 0.03998 302 213 53 36
167 This is your caption speaking. 1.4138 0.04207 290 209 42 39
168 Welcome to Delta Airlines. We’ll hire fucking anyone. 1.4137 0.04100 278 194 53 31
169 Don’t worry. I’ve been flying since I was born. 1.4135 0.03627 312 209 77 26
170 Rest assured--I've logged more flight hours than any other pilot! 1.4129 0.03672 310 209 74 27
171 Don't worry, I'm just the pilot's emotional support animal. 1.4118 0.03819 306 211 64 31
172 In the event of catastrophic engine failure, just do what I do. 1.4116 0.03903 294 203 61 30
173 I was layed off by Aflec! 1.4108 0.03754 297 201 70 26
174 Would you rather trust a hairless monkey that can't fly? 1.4096 0.04175 271 191 49 31
175 Sorry for the delay, the crew needed to roost. 1.4096 0.03820 293 200 66 27
176 How did Sully and I first meet? Funny story… 1.4094 0.03668 320 219 71 30
177 Wait'll you meet the co-pilot! 1.4092 0.03787 303 208 66 29
178 Don't be nervous, I have been flying all my life. 1.4089 0.03727 313 215 68 30
179 Don’t worry, we’ve been flying this route like forever! 1.4089 0.03672 313 213 72 28
180 It's not because I'm a duck that you should be worried. I'm also an alcoholic. 1.4089 0.03990 291 204 55 32
181 I just got my second set of wings. 1.4083 0.04040 289 204 52 33
182 Sir, we only fly south this time of year. 1.4079 0.03843 277 187 67 23
183 I'll also be your captain for the return trip in the fall. 1.4078 0.04151 255 176 54 25
184 You didn’t read the terms and conditions when you bought your ticket? It’s an extra $59 for the human pilot upgrade. 1.4074 0.03811 297 204 65 28
185 The plane navigation system is broken. I'm the back up . 1.4069 0.03688 290 194 74 22
186 Then I said to myself, I fly all the time anyway, why not get paid for it? 1.4069 0.04058 290 206 50 34
187 We'll have you down south in no time. 1.4067 0.03504 327 220 81 26
188 You have nothing to worry about sir. I've been flying ever since I was born! 1.4065 0.03695 310 212 70 28
189 This is the easy part. You should see me opening a can of soda. 1.4060 0.03860 298 207 61 30
190 Today you'll be seating in a tight 'V' formation. 1.4058 0.03676 276 182 76 18
191 Poop wherever you like! 1.4054 0.04138 259 180 53 26
192 Actually, I said “carrion.” 1.4054 0.03878 296 206 60 30
193 I'm an expert at water landings 1.4053 0.03831 301 209 62 30
194 you're all heading south, right? 1.4047 0.03640 299 201 75 23
195 I’ll supply the wing, you supply the prayer. 1.4043 0.04006 277 193 56 28
196 Im sorry sir, according to FAA regulations, if you think I’m a duck, you’re too high to fly. 1.4039 0.03878 255 170 67 18
197 I'm looking forward to migrating with you today. 1.4034 0.04171 290 211 41 38
198 If you enjoyed this flight, we have another heading South in the fall. 1.4034 0.03704 295 200 71 24
199 We're making some little adjustments to keep the lowest fares! 1.4031 0.03885 258 173 66 19
200 What? You think I'm some kind of quack? 1.4023 0.04183 261 184 49 28
201 I can guarantee you that your luggage will arrive by next spring. 1.4008 0.04372 237 167 45 25
202 Don't worry, I'm just the mascot. Your real pilot's a chimp. 1.4007 0.04068 277 196 51 30
203 Welcome. We'll be flying in V formation today. 1.4000 0.03825 285 196 64 25
204 Can I interest you in some flight insurance 1.4000 0.04065 265 185 54 26
205 This flight only goes south, you will need to wait until spring for your return trip. 1.4000 0.03952 285 200 56 29
206 Learning how to fly was surprisingly easy the second time around... 1.4000 0.03592 315 215 74 26
207 First migration? 1.4000 0.04169 265 188 48 29
208 You needn't have worried... I've been flying my whole life. 1.3993 0.03721 303 209 67 27
209 I have more flying experience than any commercial pilot in the world. 1.3993 0.03840 273 186 65 22
210 Relax. I've been flying my whole life. 1.3986 0.03762 281 191 68 22
211 Relax. It's a pilot study. 1.3971 0.03986 272 190 56 26
212 Surprised to find a woman in the cockpit? 1.3968 0.04390 247 178 40 29
213 Enjoy your migration, sir. 1.3956 0.04107 273 195 48 30
214 Maverick? It's me, Goose. 1.3933 0.04172 239 166 52 21
215 I can also be used as a floating devise. 1.3913 0.04159 253 179 49 25
216 I was heading south for the winter anyway. 1.3911 0.03632 271 181 74 16
217 On the bright side, I could be stuck in the propellor. 1.3911 0.04191 271 197 42 32
218 I think you meant 'duck'. 1.3909 0.04400 243 176 39 28
219 If it makes you feel any better, I identify as a pilot. 1.3905 0.03959 274 193 55 26
220 Good afternoon, sir. Can I interest you in supplemental insurance today? 1.3901 0.03844 282 197 60 25
221 See you in September when we head back North. 1.3899 0.03686 277 188 70 19
222 All fowl mouthed passengers will be duck taped on this flight. Welcome aboard! 1.3898 0.03941 236 159 62 15
223 I got the airline as a settlement after the left engine wiped out my entire family 1.3895 0.04096 285 208 43 34
224 Welcome aboard! You will be flying in the middle left V-formation. 1.3891 0.04109 257 182 50 25
225 No, I’m not with immigration, I’m with “migration.” 1.3891 0.03844 275 191 61 23
226 Welcome aboard, sir. Don't worry. I'm the entree in first class, not the pilot. 1.3885 0.04074 260 184 51 25
227 So then I say to her, "What am I, foie gras?" 1.3879 0.04414 214 150 45 19
228 Just so you know, we are flying south today. 1.3878 0.03698 294 204 66 24
229 …and boy, are my wings tired! 1.3877 0.04278 227 159 48 20
230 Our new motto is "If the plane goes down at least our pilots can still fly home" 1.3874 0.04001 253 176 56 21
231 Thank you for flying Air Vulture, where carrion is always welcome. 1.3872 0.04427 235 170 39 26
232 Let me know if you need a pillow 1.3863 0.04285 233 165 46 22
233 Since GPS is not working, I was hired to fly the southern routes. 1.3860 0.04171 228 158 52 18
234 Welcome aboard and thank you for migrating with us. 1.3855 0.04084 262 187 49 26
235 In the event of a water landing, I’ll actually be quite pleased. 1.3853 0.03946 231 156 61 14
236 Welcome sun seekers! Please keep in mind that all return trips northbound only take place in the late spring. 1.3849 0.03592 291 199 72 20
237 That's a gate check unless it's full of bread. 1.3843 0.03999 242 167 57 18
238 Believe me, I have a lot of flight experience. 1.3837 0.03879 245 167 62 16
239 Don’t look so surprised, I’ve been flying for twelve years 1.3828 0.03598 290 199 71 20
240 For our first class customers, I will be served over basmati rice in a l' orange reduction sauce. Welcome aboard. 1.3826 0.04058 264 189 49 26
241 In the event of a water landing—Ha! Who am I kidding? 1.3825 0.04135 251 179 48 24
242 Just like last fall, we will be flying first in the "V" 1.3821 0.04156 246 175 48 23
243 Today’s in-flight meal will be little chunks of white bread dipped in dirty pond water. 1.3815 0.04060 270 195 47 28
244 In case of a water landing, remove your shoes and paddle vigorously. 1.3811 0.03930 244 168 59 17
245 Since I was flying South anyway, I thought “Why not make a few extra bucks?” 1.3811 0.04116 265 192 45 28
246 We'll be migrating shortly 1.3810 0.04172 231 162 50 19
247 You’ll have to clear Migration Services 1.3802 0.03951 242 167 58 17
248 I know what you're thinking, but I was kind of born for this... 1.3793 0.03671 261 177 69 15
249 I recommend the beef. 1.3790 0.04133 219 151 53 15
250 I’m also fully trained in water landings. 1.3784 0.04428 222 160 40 22
251 Please seat yourselves in V formation. 1.3782 0.03904 238 163 60 15
252 That "Duck as you enter the cabin" never gets old! 1.3777 0.04360 233 169 40 24
253 No worries! I've been flying since I was young! 1.3775 0.03912 249 173 58 18
254 Want to take a gander in the cockpit? 1.3773 0.04456 220 159 39 22
255 In the unlikely event of a water landing,just float like I do. 1.3760 0.04279 242 176 41 25
256 I can also do water landings. 1.3755 0.03947 253 178 55 20
257 My specialty is water landings. 1.3744 0.04026 227 157 55 15
258 No really, I haven’t crashed since I fell out of the nest! 1.3744 0.04292 203 141 48 14
259 Close… but it starts with a D. 1.3744 0.04646 195 140 37 18
260 What did you expect for ten dollars? 1.3731 0.04433 201 142 43 16
261 Welcome aboard, please take a seat in V formation. 1.3730 0.03874 252 176 58 18
262 Yup. Those are the drugs your parents warned you about! 1.3724 0.04793 196 144 31 21
263 As soon as the captain has hatched, we'll be taxiing. 1.3724 0.04354 239 176 37 26
264 Don't worry. I've been flying for years. 1.3720 0.03726 250 171 65 14
265 Sir, you look exactly like my favorite statue. May I shit on your head? 1.3710 0.04616 221 165 30 26
266 Hey, I'm not a quack! I earned these wings the hard way! 1.3707 0.04055 232 163 52 17
267 No worries, I've been flying my entire life! 1.3694 0.04031 222 154 54 14
268 Don't worry, I'm just the analog backup navigator. 1.3694 0.04081 222 155 52 15
269 We'll be flying at 350 feet today. 1.3693 0.04202 241 175 43 23
270 It's part of a new program to keep birds out of engines. 1.3691 0.04263 233 169 42 22
271 In case of a water landing… Who am I kidding? I always do a water landing! 1.3687 0.04345 217 156 42 19
272 Heading south for the winter? 1.3687 0.04246 217 154 46 17
273 I was born to fly. 1.3671 0.04035 237 168 51 18
274 Before you ask, we're still short-staffed post-Covid. As for my qualifications, I've logged more flight time than most of the pilots in the industry. 1.3665 0.04139 221 156 49 16
275 All a-bird! 1.3661 0.04792 183 133 33 17
276 And boy are my wings tired! Am I right? 1.3661 0.04197 224 160 46 18
277 Miracle on the Hudson? That's a good one, never heard that one before. That's really funny. Hey, smart guy, how would you feel if a goose killed a flock of humans and everyone called him a hero? You ever think about it that way, you fuckin' prick? 1.3661 0.04692 224 171 24 29
278 Last week we had a few "bird strikes". This week it's the pilots. 1.3655 0.04108 238 171 47 20
279 Heading South I hope! 1.3652 0.04072 230 163 50 17
280 Please note that we are not serving bread on today’s flight. 1.3652 0.04209 230 166 44 20
281 Thank you for flying Spirt. If you’d like a human pilot, it will be a $275 up charge. 1.3648 0.04118 244 177 45 22
282 I guess pigs flying doesn’t seem impossible now.” 1.3646 0.04567 192 138 38 16
283 Welcome aboard! Today, we'll be flying south for the winter. 1.3646 0.04321 192 134 46 12
284 Don’t worry, I’m an experienced pilot. I’ve been flying for most of my life. 1.3645 0.04333 214 154 42 18
285 and don't worry about that water landing stuff. 1.3641 0.04177 206 144 49 13
286 The plane practically flies itself. 1.3636 0.04103 231 165 48 18
287 Welcome aboard! Watch the mess in the aisle. 1.3632 0.04109 223 158 49 16
288 Don't worry sir! I'm just the navigator. The pilot has opposable thumbs. 1.3628 0.04162 215 152 48 15
289 Just a quick trip over the pond. 1.3628 0.04214 215 153 46 16
290 My copilot is a real turkey. 1.3622 0.04379 196 139 43 14
291 I've made many successful landings on the Hudson. 1.3622 0.04069 196 134 53 9
292 Don't worry, I've flown before. 1.3618 0.04616 199 146 34 19
293 We make short stops at lakes, ponds and puddles on this flight. 1.3617 0.03625 235 159 67 9
294 Welcome aboard and I’d appreciate it if you’d choose beef or vegetarian on today’s flight. 1.3609 0.03923 230 161 55 14
295 Rest assured, I have a lifetime of flying experience. 1.3602 0.04342 186 130 45 11
296 Take your seats, we're nearly set for migration. 1.3598 0.04171 214 152 47 15
297 I hope you're insured with Aflac! 1.3598 0.03955 214 148 55 11
298 Would you like to buy some supplemental travel insurance? 1.3598 0.04064 214 150 51 13
299 Sorry about the turbulence - I ran into some friends. 1.3596 0.04382 203 146 41 16
300 What's more of a surprise, that I can talk or that I was your pilot? 1.3585 0.04301 212 153 42 17
301 It’s my first day, but don’t worry, I’ve been flying this route south for years. 1.3584 0.04159 226 163 45 18
302 I'm flying South anyway, might as well get paid. 1.3582 0.04467 201 146 38 17
303 I was the only one with enough flight experience. 1.3581 0.04258 215 155 43 17
304 I’m great at water landings. 1.3580 0.03776 243 170 59 14
305 No worries! I fly this twice a year! 1.3580 0.04202 243 180 39 24
306 Welcome! Welcome! I hope you all like water landings! 1.3578 0.04063 218 154 50 14
307 Welcome aboard! We will be flying in a southerly direction today. 1.3575 0.04294 193 136 45 12
308 Welcome! We'll be flying at a height of 200 feet, with frequent stops at ponds, streams, and piles of cracked corn. 1.3575 0.04264 207 148 44 15
309 It's safer having me in the cockpit than in the engine! 1.3575 0.04426 207 151 38 18
310 Don’t worry, I’ve been flying all my life! 1.3575 0.04273 221 161 41 19
311 We hope you'll migrate with us again. 1.3571 0.04325 224 165 38 21
312 I hope you enjoyed the water landing as much as I did. 1.3568 0.04072 213 150 50 13
313 Of course I know how to fly! You mean an airplane? 1.3568 0.04440 199 144 39 16
314 Welcome Aboard, I haven't seen you since hunting season ended. 1.3558 0.04302 208 150 42 16
315 Well, since you asked, yes, my wings ARE really tired. 1.3557 0.04213 194 136 47 11
316 With all the close calls of late, they decided to hire a pilot who actually knows how to fly. 1.3555 0.04205 211 151 45 15
317 AMTRACK!! 1.3552 0.04837 183 136 29 18
318 Hope it’s not your first flight too. 1.3552 0.04774 183 135 31 17
319 Care for any peanuts or tiny pieces of bread? 1.3547 0.04484 203 149 36 18
320 We have been flying this north-south route since the dinosaurs. 1.3547 0.04484 203 149 36 18
321 Don’t worry, I have thousands of hours of flight time. 1.3542 0.04668 192 142 32 18
322 At Delta, we really do give a duck. 1.3541 0.04443 209 154 36 19
323 It's better for everyone if I fly inside. 1.3541 0.04545 209 156 32 21
324 ... and I have specialized training in water landings. 1.3536 0.04614 181 131 36 14
325 What did you expect at that ticket price? 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
326 Welcome to "What Pilot Shortage?" Airlines! 1.3533 0.04814 184 137 29 18
327 Better in the plane than in the engine, right? 1.3532 0.04500 218 164 31 23
328 They said only loons become pilots! 1.3515 0.04772 165 119 34 12
329 Your seat cushion is a flotation device. I only know how to land on water. 1.3512 0.04170 205 146 46 13
330 Sir, I’m a duck...chickens can’t fly. 1.3509 0.04940 171 127 28 16
331 Hi, I’m your new pilot with integrated GPS. 1.3505 0.04362 214 158 37 19
332 You'll thank me if we need a water landing. 1.3505 0.04156 214 154 45 15
333 Honk if you need anything. 1.3500 0.04179 200 142 46 12
334 Has anyone ever told you you look a little like Ryan Gosling? 1.3500 0.04465 220 166 31 23
335 I'm only here because of autocorrect. 1.3500 0.04635 200 150 30 20
336 Sorry, sir. No carrion allowed on board. 1.3492 0.04890 189 144 24 21
337 Welcome aboard, please check your tickets. Reminder, we only fly south and only in the winter. Thanks, and have a nice trip! 1.3488 0.04087 215 154 47 14
338 After the whole Sully thing, I figured ‘If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em!’ 1.3487 0.04607 195 145 32 18
339 Welcome aboard. I'd appreciate it if you didn't order the duck tonight. 1.3484 0.04161 221 161 43 17
340 New York?! Oh no, we only fly South this time of year! 1.3483 0.04337 201 146 40 15
341 We’re all going to Florida anyway. 1.3482 0.04357 224 168 34 22
342 No, no degree. I was hired because of my flight experience. 1.3478 0.04193 207 149 44 14
343 First time migrating? 1.3476 0.04748 187 140 29 18
344 If it puts your mind at ease, water landings are my specialty 1.3476 0.04499 187 136 37 14
345 Watch out for eggs in the overhead bins. 1.3476 0.04499 187 136 37 14
346 The pilot is human. I'm just a canard. 1.3474 0.04056 213 152 48 13
347 If you think I'm a quack, you should meet my co-pilot—talk about a real bird brain! 1.3472 0.04400 193 140 39 14
348 Thank you for flying with us. For your next flight, consider upgrading to the front of the V. 1.3467 0.04592 199 149 31 19
349 I'm a bird! How hard could it be? 1.3463 0.03983 231 167 48 16
350 Welcome to the flight. Would you like some quackers? 1.3462 0.04516 182 132 37 13
351 We’ll take off when you’re all in a row. 1.3458 0.04094 214 154 46 14
352 Lifeboats? I don't know. My crew has never needed them. 1.3455 0.04367 191 138 40 13
353 What were you expecting, a pig? 1.3442 0.04184 215 157 42 16
354 Welcome aboard Air Canadian Goose. Watch your step! 1.3439 0.04331 189 136 41 12
355 Don't worry, Sir. I've been flying my whole life. 1.3438 0.04347 192 139 40 13
356 Thanks for flying South. 1.3438 0.04532 192 142 34 16
357 Relax. I’ll be the main course in an hour. 1.3436 0.04598 195 146 31 18
358 Thank you for flying South with us. 1.3425 0.04660 181 134 32 15
359 I've had my wings a long time son. 1.3421 0.04439 190 139 37 14
360 There will be a slight delay--waiting for the rest of the flock to come in from Chicago. 1.3417 0.04178 199 143 44 12
361 I'm just here for the unlikely event of a water landing 1.3416 0.04478 202 151 33 18
362 Sit down and let's get the flock out of here. 1.3415 0.04321 205 151 38 16
363 Welcome abird! 1.3409 0.04542 176 128 36 12
364 I am on duty in the event of a water landing. 1.3407 0.04228 182 129 44 9
365 What? You think I got my wings yesterday? 1.3404 0.04405 188 137 38 13
366 Welcome aboard. Please make your way to the back of the V-formation. 1.3404 0.04532 188 139 34 15
367 Unfortunately, we won’t be in the air until early spring. 1.3403 0.04481 191 141 35 15
368 They gave me a job if I agreed not to fly into the engines. 1.3402 0.04310 194 141 40 13
369 Don’t happen to have any bread in there do you? 1.3389 0.04605 180 133 33 14
370 Welcome aboard, we'll be dining on Roast Duck in this flight... just kidding, it's pretzels again. 1.3388 0.04681 183 137 30 16
371 Don’t worry, this isn’t my first flight across the pond 1.3387 0.04301 186 134 41 11
372 Our flights are guaranteed to be free of human error. 1.3385 0.04582 192 144 31 17
373 I hope you snagged a window seat—we’re flying in V formation. 1.3384 0.04424 198 147 35 16
374 Relax, I make this flight every winter. 1.3383 0.04489 201 151 32 18
375 Don't worry, I can fly in my sleep! 1.3382 0.04274 204 150 39 15
376 Please stop staring at my breast. 1.3382 0.04394 207 155 34 18
377 Duck Duck - Go 1.3382 0.04231 207 152 40 15
378 In case of emergency, just follow me out the window. 1.3371 0.04553 175 128 35 12
379 Don’t worry, I have a flock of co-pilots. 1.3370 0.04378 181 131 39 11
380 You look surprised. Well, let me assure you, I'm a natural at this. 1.3370 0.04464 184 135 36 13
381 Wow! It's my first flight, too! 1.3369 0.04668 187 141 29 17
382 Don't worry, I've been flying my whole life. 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
383 Welcome aboard. I'll be your captain or your entrée. Your choice. 1.3368 0.04553 190 142 32 16
384 You're in luck, we're headed North too. 1.3368 0.04366 190 139 38 13
385 In the event of a water landing, I'll be your flotation device. 1.3368 0.04170 190 136 44 10
386 ... and we do stopovers at every lake. 1.3368 0.04256 193 140 41 12
387 No no, it’s “Quack-tar” Airways, lots of people make that mistake 1.3367 0.04334 196 144 38 14
388 The whole thing started way back with a snake, then W.C. Fields pretended his dog could talk, then Francis joined the Army and Mr. Ed of course, of course, then a lizard and that was it -- game on... 1.3366 0.04414 202 151 34 17
389 Pssst, ….would you sit on my eggs until I get us up in the air? 1.3365 0.04331 211 158 35 18
390 Flying is in my DNA. 1.3365 0.04331 211 158 35 18
391 Well, if I look like a pilot, and I act like a pilot, then… 1.3354 0.04914 164 123 27 14
392 Watch what you step in. 1.3353 0.04997 167 127 24 16
393 Hey, could be worse. Pigs could fly. 1.3353 0.04411 170 122 39 9
394 May I see your carrion? 1.3353 0.04932 170 129 25 16
395 They hire us as pilots to keep us out of the engines. 1.3352 0.04478 179 131 36 12
396 Don't look so shocked. I probably know more about flying than you do. 1.3351 0.04522 188 140 33 15
397 Don't bother. Complaints just roll off me. 1.3351 0.04394 188 138 37 13
398 Trust me, I know HOW TO FLY; the other guys are quacks! 1.3351 0.04263 188 136 41 11
399 Always knew I wanted to be a pilot... like I was born to fly. 1.3351 0.04282 191 139 40 12
400 Relax. I've flown this route a thousand times. 1.3351 0.04409 191 141 36 14
401 Relax. I've been flying for years. 1.3351 0.04422 194 144 35 15
402 I hope you like water landings. 1.3349 0.03854 209 148 52 9
403 We’re just going across the pond. 1.3349 0.04085 209 152 44 13
404 Don't worry,I was born to fly. 1.3333 0.04222 186 134 42 10
405 The good news is - if we crash land, you can always eat me. 1.3333 0.04751 168 125 30 13
406 Not to worry. When we're in the air, we change captains every half hour. 1.3333 0.04199 192 139 42 11
407 I have more flight hours than any other pilot 1.3333 0.04676 168 124 32 12
408 Please stow all luggage and then find your spot in the V formation. 1.3333 0.04606 183 137 31 15
409 Don't worry, I'm trained for water landings 1.3333 0.04907 153 113 29 11
410 Don't worry, I've been doing this since I was two months old. 1.3333 0.04706 174 130 30 14
411 You might want to listen carefully to the bit about water landings. 1.3333 0.04030 213 155 45 13
412 Reminder: No down pillows on this flight . . . for obvious reasons. 1.3333 0.04564 189 142 31 16
413 Today we are flying in a tight V formation. 1.3333 0.04000 192 136 48 8
414 “No worry sir, I’ve flown this route hundreds of times.” 1.3317 0.04337 199 148 36 15
415 . Welcome to the migration. We’ll be eighth back in the V formation with an optimal visual contact position and an expectation of reaching the nesting site in four days. 1.3317 0.04218 199 146 40 13
416 It's part of the settlement after I was sucked into the engine 1.3314 0.04753 175 132 28 15
417 Not to worry, I fly this route north every spring. 1.3314 0.04652 169 125 32 12
418 It keeps us from getting sucked into the engines this way. 1.3313 0.04632 166 122 33 11
419 Thank you for flying on A Wing and a Prayer” 1.3300 0.04386 203 153 33 17
420 And in the event that I choose to do a water landing..... 1.3298 0.04318 188 138 38 12
421 Hope we don't hit any of my cousins, am I right? 1.3297 0.04433 185 137 35 13
422 Last chance for insurance. 1.3297 0.04433 185 137 35 13
423 Getting my wings came naturally. 1.3295 0.04373 176 128 38 10
424 I prefer 'watch your head.' 1.3294 0.04703 170 127 30 13
425 Thanks for flying Spirit. 1.3294 0.04777 170 128 28 14
426 The airlines figure we’re less likely to go on strike. 1.3293 0.04368 167 120 39 8
427 Don’t worry! We have all of our ducks in a row. 1.3292 0.04560 161 117 35 9
428 The airlines were short-staffed. They asked me since I was heading south anyway. 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
429 The airline must be paying the crew in chicken feed these days. 1.3289 0.04552 152 109 36 7
430 Welcome to bird class. 1.3282 0.04145 195 142 42 11
431 I started out as the mascot. 1.3280 0.04364 189 140 36 13
432 You're in good hands—well, you know what I mean. 1.3278 0.04156 180 129 43 8
433 You're surprised by the bill, I get it. 1.3278 0.04583 180 135 31 14
434 Don't worry – I've gone across the pond a hundred times. 1.3277 0.04637 177 133 30 14
435 Trust me, you're safer with us inside than flying into the engines. 1.3276 0.04694 174 131 29 14
436 Don't worry. I'm just a decoy. 1.3276 0.04623 174 130 31 13
437 Sorry for the water landing, force of habit! 1.3275 0.04680 171 128 30 13
438 Don't worry, I'm just here for emotional support. 1.3275 0.04454 171 125 36 10
439 Trust me. I was flying before I could walk. 1.3275 0.04680 171 128 30 13
440 Don’t worry, I’ve had my wings forever. 1.3274 0.04887 168 128 25 15
441 Uh yeah, of course I can fly. Aren’t you more shocked I can speak? 1.3274 0.04959 168 129 23 16
442 My cousin actually met Captain Sully. 1.3273 0.04722 165 123 30 12
443 I got fast promotion to Captain based on my extensive flight hours. 1.3273 0.04562 165 121 34 10
444 “Have a nice mating season, and we hope you’ll fly Migration Air again in the fall.” 1.3272 0.04862 162 122 27 13
445 And you thought it was just the legroom that was shrinking. 1.3269 0.04562 156 113 35 8
446 I used to work for Aflac 1.3266 0.04443 199 151 31 17
447 Rest assured. At this time of year no one knows better how to fly south. 1.3264 0.04811 144 105 31 8
448 I'm a seasonal worker. 1.3261 0.04237 184 134 40 10
449 Welcome to Duck, Duck,Goose Airlines! 1.3260 0.04493 181 135 33 13
450 ...and the in-flight meal will be little torn chunks of bread. 1.3260 0.04283 181 132 39 10
451 I'm concerned also. My co-pilot is a chicken. 1.3260 0.04424 181 134 35 12
452 As a cost-cutting measure, the airline is only hiring pilots who already know how to fly. 1.3258 0.04257 178 129 40 9
453 Welcome aboard! We'll be flying in formation with 47 other aircraft at about 800 feet. 1.3256 0.04729 172 130 28 14
454 The job posting only required 1,000 hours of flight experience 1.3254 0.04122 209 155 40 14
455 I get that all the time - No worries, I'm older than I look. 1.3247 0.05120 154 118 22 14
456 I’m looking for a volunteer to help me reach the controls. 1.3246 0.04261 191 141 38 12
457 And the Doctors said I would never fly again 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
458 If you’re interested, we have a special deal on flight insurance. 1.3243 0.04487 185 139 32 14
459 And welcome to Spirit Airlines. 1.3240 0.04727 179 137 26 16
460 Welcome aboard. You should know, this time of year, we only fly south. 1.3237 0.04560 173 129 32 12
461 Our return flight south should be in about six months. 1.3235 0.04462 170 125 35 10
462 Relax. I’m going to wing it. 1.3234 0.04673 167 125 30 12
463 Don't be so surprised - this is SO MUCH BETTER than sitting at an insurance company desk! 1.3230 0.04099 226 171 37 18
464 You'll need to check that bag AND that attitude. 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
465 AFLAC fired me for using fowl language. 1.3230 0.04712 161 120 30 11
466 Relax! I'm just flying the plane, it's not like I'm gonna get sucked into an engine! 1.3226 0.04838 155 116 28 11
467 Welcome aboard! Please stow your baggage and assemble yourselves in the V formation before take-off. 1.3224 0.04314 183 135 37 11
468 These new planes fly themselves. I'm just the mascot. 1.3222 0.04502 180 135 32 13
469 Carrion aren’t allowed on this flight. 1.3218 0.04441 202 155 29 18
470 I'll be your Caption today... 1.3216 0.04812 171 131 25 15
471 How far south are you going? 1.3216 0.04592 171 128 31 12
472 Thank you for choosing Wild Frontier Airlines. 1.3211 0.04522 190 145 29 16
473 What, you think I don't know how to fly? 1.3210 0.04687 162 121 30 11
474 No worries. I fly this route twice a year. 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
475 The labor shortage affects us all. 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
476 Don’t worry, I’ve flown this route south every year for as long as I can remember. 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
477 In the unlikely event of a water landing, I assure you that I will be perfectly safe. 1.3207 0.04691 184 142 25 17
478 It’s in your best interest to order the beef. 1.3205 0.05223 156 122 18 16
479 We're going to need to check your bag for foie gras. 1.3205 0.05144 156 121 20 15
480 And then I joked "and man are my arms tired!" 1.3202 0.04739 178 137 25 16
481 We’ll be flying south today. 1.3200 0.04658 175 133 28 14
482 Relax! I was born to fly! 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
483 It takes some getting used to not landing on the water. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
484 Due to inflation, the airline switched from Aviators to Avians 1.3193 0.04837 166 127 25 14
485 Thank you for flying south with us, we look forward to migrating again with you soon. 1.3191 0.04736 188 147 22 19
486 Please come see us again for your next migration. 1.3182 0.04565 176 133 30 13
487 No I am just the wingman, your pilot is a homing pigeon. 1.3182 0.04761 154 115 29 10
488 Don't worry. I'm a quack pilot. 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
489 Hope you enjoyed your flight across the pond. 1.3176 0.04751 170 130 26 14
490 I was laid off by AFLAC. What's your story? 1.3173 0.04005 208 154 42 12
491 I took to flight school like a duck takes to water. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
492 I may have just got my pilots’ license but I’ve had my wings since birth. 1.3168 0.04779 161 122 27 12
493 Have a seat. Drinks and quackers will be right out. 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
494 Making your way back up north too, huh? 1.3165 0.04673 158 118 30 10
495 Don't look so worried. I have been flying all my life 1.3164 0.04817 177 138 22 17
496 Not to worry—I’m especially good at water landings. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
497 Donald was an unlikely movie star too. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
498 I’ll be navigating. I’ve flown this route before. 1.3161 0.04809 174 135 23 16
499 Knowing I’ll be your captain today, would you like the chicken or the pasta? 1.3161 0.04220 174 127 39 8
500 The better question is why you ever trusted a human with this in the first place. 1.3161 0.04669 174 133 27 14
501 No worries, I'm an excellent flyer! 1.3155 0.04712 168 128 27 13
502 Yes, I've flown before. 1.3155 0.04479 168 125 33 10
503 Well, what did you think they meant when they said you’d see a small bill when you flew with us? 1.3152 0.04614 165 124 30 11
504 And I get to do it all completely nude. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
505 Better the cockpit than the engine, I always say. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
506 Thank you for choosing Am-quack. 1.3143 0.04574 175 133 29 13
507 What? Those Aflac checks don’t last forever. I’ve got bills to feed.” 1.3141 0.05129 156 122 19 15
508 It's not a gag; we're a gaggle. 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
509 I just flew in from the west coast and boy are my wings tired. 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
510 Please flock to the rear of the plane. 1.3136 0.04212 169 123 39 7
511 To be fair, I didn't need to earn my wings. 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
512 Welcome aboard. Remember: no fowl language. 1.3132 0.04582 182 140 27 15
513 Don't worry, I'm very experienced at water landings. 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
514 Yes sir - I walk like a duck and quack like a duck, but I fly commercial jets like a grizzled combat veteran. 1.3130 0.05428 131 101 19 11
515 Your return has been delayed to winter. 1.3128 0.04428 179 135 32 12
516 I work all the flights going south. 1.3128 0.04237 195 147 35 13
517 Your concern should rather be that I am drunk. 1.3121 0.04533 173 131 30 12
518 We will be flying carbon-free today. 1.3118 0.04192 170 124 39 7
519 I'm just going to wing it. 1.3114 0.04722 167 128 26 13
520 Wanna see me do a water landing? 1.3113 0.04899 151 115 25 11
521 Don't worry. My water landings are flawless. 1.3113 0.05076 151 117 21 13
522 Thanks for flying with Aflac. 1.3111 0.04407 180 136 32 12
523 Yeah ... it's me! But don't worry, I was flying long before I started selling insurance. 1.3111 0.04190 180 133 38 9
524 Yeah, I fly this route at least once a year. 1.3110 0.04199 164 119 39 6
525 How do you get down from an airplane? You don't. You get down from a duck! 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
526 You'll love the new flying formation. 1.3103 0.04284 174 129 36 9
527 Yeah, yeah, my arms still aren't tired. Asshole. 1.3103 0.05226 145 113 19 13
528 Are you kidding me? I've been flying since I could walk. 1.3101 0.04511 129 92 34 3
529 It was either this or being on the in-flight menu. 1.3099 0.04640 171 131 27 13
530 We'll be pushing back just as soon as the other flights are in formation. 1.3095 0.04697 168 129 26 13
531 Please be seated in the V formation. 1.3094 0.04097 181 133 40 8
532 Don't worry, I went to flight school. 1.3092 0.04871 152 116 25 11
533 Here at Spirit Airlines, we don’t give a duck. 1.3092 0.04871 152 116 25 11
534 No bird strikes guaranteed.” 1.3091 0.04266 165 121 37 7
535 Don’’t worry about me; I was born to fly. 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
536 If I look like a pilot, and I sound like a pilot... 1.3086 0.04657 162 123 28 11
537 Don't worry. I've been flying almost my whole life. 1.3086 0.04819 162 125 24 13
538 Sir, this is the northbound flight. Southbound departs in October. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
539 So then I said, who you calling a ‘flightless bird’? 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
540 Of course I know how to fly, you silly goose! 1.3082 0.04964 159 124 21 14
541 Welcome aboard the number one airline for those of us who fly for a living. 1.3081 0.04689 172 133 25 14
542 Pro tip: Stay away from the engines. 1.3077 0.04865 156 120 24 12
543 Thank you again for flying Southwest for the winter! 1.3077 0.04673 169 130 26 13
544 They wanted someone with flight experience. 1.3077 0.04325 156 114 36 6
545 Worst case scenario, I’m great at water landings. 1.3077 0.04865 156 120 24 12
546 Don't worry Sir; the extra set of wings is simply a safety feature on this aircraft. 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
547 Please let your flight attendant know if you’re unable or unwilling to flap you arms in the unlikely event of an emergency. 1.3077 0.04865 156 120 24 12
548 The Secretary of Transportation has made it his mission to be as inclusive as possible and, at the same time, address criticism regarding competence. I’m a win win. 1.3077 0.04673 169 130 26 13
549 Don’t worry sir, the flight attendants are total chicks. 1.3077 0.04985 143 109 24 10
550 Welcome aboard Migratory Flight 1126. 1.3073 0.04074 192 143 39 10
551 I'm the airline's chief diversity officer. 1.3072 0.04732 166 128 25 13
552 Southwest had to make some changes. 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
553 Don't worry. I have more than ten thousand flying hours. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
554 What? You never saw a captain with a hat? 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
555 You’re in good hands. I’m Captain Aflac. 1.3064 0.04593 173 133 27 13
556 Don't be alarmed sir, I've got my wings. 1.3062 0.04691 160 122 27 11
557 When I told them I had 10,000 hours of flight time they had no choice 1.3061 0.04789 147 111 27 9
558 That's right--I am a quack pilot. We're not just doctors, you know. 1.3061 0.04980 147 113 23 11
559 In the likely event of a water landing, are you able to assist with the exit doors? 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
560 Relax, I’m just the coop-pilot 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
561 Our next flight out is in November. 1.3057 0.04488 157 117 32 8
562 And for lunch we're serving the crumbs you threw at me in the East River. 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
563 I'm on board in case of a water landing. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
564 Please take your seat. We will be joining the vee soon. Enjoy your migration. 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
565 Come back in the winter. I'll be flying south. 1.3049 0.04608 164 125 28 11
566 Boy do I have a migrate headache! 1.3046 0.04063 197 148 38 11
567 I told you to trust me on that water landing. 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
568 On behalf of the rest of the flock, welcome aboard. 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
569 Don't worry, my co-pilot can reach the pedals. 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
570 Passengers aren't the only quacks on this flight, sir. 1.3038 0.04811 158 122 24 12
571 Don't look so alarmed. I've had more than 12,000 hours in the air 1.3036 0.04448 168 127 31 10
572 Don't be alarmed, I've been flying my whole life. 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
573 To improve flight times, we moved to a V formation. I'll be your lead. 1.3032 0.04961 155 121 21 13
574 I'll be assisting the captain with flight in formation. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
575 Not to worry. I've been flying this route for years. Not in a plane, mind you... 1.3030 0.04419 165 124 32 9
576 Don't worry, I've flown plenty of times before. Mainly South. In the winter. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
577 At least I don't go on strike. 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
578 I've flown before, just not with humans. 1.3029 0.04325 175 132 33 10
579 Don't worry, sir. We'll keep in a tight "V" formation for the entire flight. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
580 Well, the airlines finally got serious about preventing bird strikes and hired the experts. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
581 Welcome to " Ducks in a Row Airlines"; I am your captain, Daffy. 1.3026 0.04854 152 117 24 11
582 Enjoy your migratory status. 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
583 Welcome aboard! Though the weather be fowl or fair, Duck and Cover Air will get you there. 1.3026 0.04213 195 149 33 13
584 Thank you for flying a Wing and a Prayer Airlines! 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
585 Not only do I pilot, but serve as floatation device and pillow. 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
586 ‘Don’t worry. I’m a natural.’ 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
587 I mean technically I can fly, you know what I mean? 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
588 Not to worry. We're flying on a wing and a prayer. 1.3020 0.04921 149 115 23 11
589 Relax, I’ve been flying since I was a fledgling. 1.3020 0.04437 149 110 33 6
590 Our in-flight snack is torn-up pieces of white bread. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
591 Need help or would you rather wing it? 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
592 Don't worry,we've been flying for far longer than you have. 1.3017 0.04256 179 135 34 10
593 I'm winging it, but arent we all? 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
594 No need to be nervous. I logged 300,000 miles this year alone. 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
595 Don’t worry, I have a lot of experience flying South this time of year. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
596 You should see the co-pilot. 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
597 You probably thought I was going to say "AFLAC". 1.3007 0.05087 153 121 18 14
598 I usually fly by the seat of my pants, but it’s casual Friday so I took mine off. 1.3006 0.04186 163 120 37 6
599 Heading south for the winter, huh? 1.3006 0.04186 163 120 37 6
600 Duck...Duck...Goose! You'll be my co-pilot. 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
601 So as you can see… no need to worry about bird strikes. 1.3000 0.04326 160 119 34 7
602 My cousin helped make Sully famous. 1.3000 0.04983 150 117 21 12
603 Don’t worry. I fly southwest every year. 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
604 Our airline also features a travel package with no down. 1.3000 0.05139 140 109 20 11
605 If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it may just be your pilot. 1.3000 0.04075 170 125 39 6
606 Heading north again, are we? Great instinct! 1.3000 0.04590 160 122 28 10
607 I'll bet you thought it was the intercom that made me sound this way. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
608 Don’t panic if someone yells “Duck!”. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
609 I’m Daffy. I’ll be your pilot today. Donald has flown the coop. 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
610 Take off is delayed while they find a runway big enough for a flock of jets. 1.2987 0.04334 154 114 34 6
611 I'm your captain and I've flown south many times. 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
612 Your crew today is strictly off the grid, and you should also be aware that we only fly north or south, depending on the season. 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
613 I'm the substitute pilot - the Captain's out with bird flu. 1.2986 0.05033 144 112 21 11
614 Relax. I have an awesome number of frequent flyer miles. 1.2984 0.04264 191 147 31 13
615 Duck on your way out! 1.2984 0.04578 124 90 31 3
616 On behalf of our entire Canadian crew, we thank you for flying south with us today.” 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
617 With the pilot shortage, they said any flight experience was applicable… 1.2981 0.04732 161 125 24 12
618 Don't worry, I've logged tons of hours of flying time. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
619 Please enjoy my complimentary eggs 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
620 I am a pilot, but also, as you can see, a duck. So that’s fun. 1.2978 0.04479 178 138 27 13
621 Don't worry, I'm an emotional support duck pilot. 1.2975 0.04794 158 123 23 12
622 Rest assured, this duck can fly. 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
623 First time flying? Me too. 1.2975 0.04794 158 123 23 12
624 Hi, I’m Darnell. I’ll be your Co-Pilot and in-flight meal 1.2971 0.05185 138 108 19 11
625 So I figured, why settle for the intake when I can be in the cockpit? 1.2970 0.04318 165 124 33 8
626 The help wanted ad did say experience required. 1.2970 0.04231 165 123 35 7
627 Boy, are my arms tired. 1.2968 0.04683 155 119 26 10
628 You'll find spare wings under your seat. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
629 Business class?! You lucky duck! 1.2968 0.04772 155 120 24 11
630 Welcome aboard, it will be a quack flight. 1.2963 0.05159 135 105 20 10
631 Donald was fired. I am your new con’duck’tor. 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
632 We're no longer union. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
633 Hello, I'm Captain Drake. We will be heading North on this flight. I have taken this route lots of times. 1.2959 0.04567 169 131 26 12
634 Goin' South? 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
635 Heavens, no I'm not the pilot. I'm just the navigator. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
636 Please no wise quacks. 1.2952 0.04623 166 129 25 12
637 I know it might be unfamiliar having me as your pilot, but I assure you that even though I’m a female, I’m more than qualified 1.2951 0.04247 183 140 32 11
638 Don't use the first overhead bin. My eggs are in therè. 1.2948 0.04636 173 136 23 14
639 ...so I says: 'The only goose bringin' down this plane is me!' Sorry, just a little pilot humor. 1.2945 0.04517 163 125 28 10
640 Don't worry, flying's in my DNA. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
641 Sir, nothing to worry about, I've been flying all my adult life! 1.2941 0.04808 153 119 23 11
642 We are lining up seven other planes for a V-formation. 1.2941 0.04466 170 131 28 11
643 Don’t worry, sir, ducks can fly. 1.2937 0.04573 160 123 27 10
644 Hey, where would you rather see us? Onboard or being sucked into an engine? 1.2937 0.05044 143 112 20 11
645 Welcome Aboard! Captain Kangaroo couldn't make it. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
646 I can also save you money on car insurance! 1.2934 0.04439 167 128 29 10
647 I've had my wings a full year now! 1.2933 0.04874 150 117 22 11
648 What are you looking at? They are short on pilots 1.2931 0.05613 116 91 16 9
649 Don’t worry, I’ve been doing this my whole life 1.2930 0.04804 157 123 22 12
650 Relax Dude! I earned my wings! 1.2930 0.04542 157 120 28 9
651 Thanks for crossing the pond with us! 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
652 How'd I land this job, you ask? Just got sucked into it, I guess.... Get it? 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
653 I'll get you back in six months. 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
654 Don’t worry I fly south every winter 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
655 In the unlikely event of a water landing, just follow me! 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
656 You'll feel better once you're flying. It works for me. 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
657 It's part of the TSA's efforts at diversity. 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
658 Don’t worry, I have been flying my whole life 1.2925 0.05127 147 117 17 13
659 Don’t worry, I only take over of we have to land on water. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
660 I can’t believe I landed that plane, I’m a god damned duck! Have a lovely trip sir. 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
661 You’re probably wondering where I got a hat this small 1.2920 0.05093 137 107 20 10
662 Don't worry, I'm only the co-pilot. 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
663 Thank you for flying Air Duct 1.2919 0.04548 161 124 27 10
664 Please! No more jokes about bird strikes. We've heard them all. 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
665 I’m part of the new corporate diversity program. 1.2919 0.04715 161 126 23 12
666 No worries, I have Aflac. 1.2917 0.04728 168 133 21 14
667 No worries! I've had my wings my whole life! 1.2917 0.04251 168 127 33 8
668 Say the secret word and I'll check your bag for free. 1.2914 0.04444 175 136 27 12
669 Quack, quack, qua - ha! Kidding. Welcome aboard. 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
670 Can you believe they wanted me to go to flight school? 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
671 Do you have any corn to declare? 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
672 Welcome aboard! My name is Donald, Ill be your pilot today. 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
673 The rest of the flock will be up ahead navigating. With a decent tail wind,we'll arrive early. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
674 We'll just wing it. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
675 And in the unlikely event of a water landing, just follow me! 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
676 I know it’s called cockpit but please keep an open mind … 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
677 Thank you for flying Duck Duck Go 1.2903 0.04753 155 121 23 11
678 Change of plans. We're flying south for the winter. 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
679 Heading south for the holidays? 1.2901 0.05252 131 103 18 10
680 So you'd prefer someone who's never flown before? 1.2899 0.04393 169 130 29 10
681 The flight will be slightly delayed...my cousin got stuck in the engine. 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
682 Don't worry, I was born for this. 1.2899 0.04507 138 103 30 5
683 Welcome to the flight duck. 1.2897 0.04982 145 114 20 11
684 My internal navigation never fails." 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
685 If it's any consolation, I'm very good at water landings. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
686 Oh don't worry, I earned these wings. 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
687 Welcome aboard. Make yourself comfortable. We'll be taking off as soon as migration begins. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
688 Don't look so surprised! How do you think we fly south every year? 1.2889 0.03978 180 135 38 7
689 Today, We’ll be flying close to the ground and serving cheese and quackers 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
690 In my case, "bird strikes" is more a labor issue 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
691 You'll be relieved to know that I've made this migration several times before. 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
692 No worries, I was born to fly. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
693 See…we didn’t have to wing it after all. 1.2880 0.05426 125 99 16 10
694 Change of plans, but don’t worry. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
695 Hey there! Pilot here. Just flew in from Saskatchewan and boy are my arms tired. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
696 Thank you for flying Mallard airlines, where our navigation works by nature. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
697 I'm a bird. Of course I know how to fly. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
698 I left Aflac for Amtrack. 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
699 Are you heading south? 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
700 Weren't expecting a female? 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
701 Don't be concerned; I'm used to flying in foul weather 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
702 No, I'm just the co-pilot. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
703 Don’t fret. I’m just a fill in for your trip across the pond. 1.2868 0.04538 136 102 29 5
704 In the event of a water landing…we’ll, you’ll be screwed. 1.2868 0.05209 136 108 17 11
705 Don't worry, flying runs in my family. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
706 Don’t look so surprised. Now I get paid for flying south for the winter. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
707 Don't worry, I've logged a lot of flight hours. 1.2867 0.04370 150 113 31 6
708 Welcome! The bird strike is over. 1.2866 0.04786 157 124 21 12
709 Of course I am not the pilot. The platypus is. 1.2866 0.04612 157 122 25 10
710 Don't worry, I'm ace at water landings 1.2865 0.04155 178 136 33 9
711 Welcome aboard our annual flight south. 1.2865 0.04330 185 145 27 13
712 Your connecting flight is with Vulture Air ... where everything is considered carrion. 1.2857 0.05616 119 95 14 10
713 I'm your Captain Aflac 1.2857 0.04996 140 110 20 10
714 The irony is I failed flight school six times. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
715 Don't worry, I'm the Captain's emotional support duck. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
716 We'll be flying in close formation today with twenty-four other jets! 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
717 I know what you’re thinking- I’m still getting used to the new hats myself! 1.2857 0.05733 112 89 14 9
718 I prefer water landings. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
719 Don't worry, I'm a born expert on flying. 1.2848 0.04345 151 114 31 6
720 This time of year, I only fly north.” 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
721 Any corn kernels to declare? 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
722 As your pilot, I strongly suggest the flight insurance. 1.2846 0.05032 130 101 21 8
723 Ducks can't fly, I'm just going to wing it. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
724 Everyone reacts that way at first. But think about it: my species has been flying a lot longer than yours has. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
725 I'm the new mascot. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
726 Thank you for flying Jet a l'Orange. 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
727 We'll be flying to New York with a stopover at my breeding ground in Canada. 1.2836 0.04446 134 100 30 4
728 Relax! Flying is in my genes! 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
729 Oh don’t worry! My father worked as a pilot too. 1.2835 0.04730 127 96 26 5
730 In the event of a water landing, a crew member may be used as a floatation device. 1.2833 0.04335 180 141 27 12
731 You should see my copilot! 1.2832 0.04304 173 134 29 10
732 Please move along in a V formation. 1.2832 0.04063 173 131 35 7
733 Welcome aboard, sir. Flying south for the winter? 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
734 We now guarantee no bird strikes. 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
735 OK, now for the bad news. 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
736 Welcome aboard Disney Air. I’m your captain, Donald. 1.2829 0.04888 152 121 19 12
737 Don't worry. I can land in a pond smaller than a swimming pool. 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
738 Watch out for the ostrich in coach! 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
739 Welcome aboard. Today we will be flying in V formation with a flock of others. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
740 Don’t worry, sir, I’ve had my wings for many years. 1.2824 0.04633 131 99 27 5
741 Thanks to a favorable tailwind, we should arrive in Florida in 2-3 weeks. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
742 I know a thing or two about flying south for the winter. 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
743 Trust me I know how to fly 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
744 Welcome on board. Our estimated flight time will be 26 days as we begin our annual spring migration pattern back north 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
745 Welcome aboard. And thanks for flying South for the winter. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
746 I’m here in case of a water landing. 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
747 A La Orange or Peking? 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
748 Mind the quack. 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
749 Hey we flew before you walked on two legs 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
750 Ben? Ben ‘AFLAC’? 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
751 Not to worry...I was born to fly. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
752 What? Would you prefer a pilot whale? 1.2814 0.04485 167 131 25 11
753 Don’t worry, I’m very experienced. Plus, water landings are my specialty. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
754 I was heading south anyway. 1.2810 0.04091 153 114 35 4
755 I owed Sully a favor. 1.2810 0.04679 153 120 23 10
756 Don't worry, I've flown this route many times before. 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
757 I’ll be your onboard emotion support animal. 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
758 We’ll be flying south for the winter 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
759 We all migrate in our own way. 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
760 Relax. I'm a natural. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
761 Pretty low ceilings, be sure to duck. 1.2803 0.04223 157 119 32 6
762 And to think, just last week I was nearly sucked into one of these bad boys. 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
763 Pretzels or quackers? 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
764 Nope, never flown a jet — I'll just wing it. 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
765 Oh don’t worry, Sir, I’m fully vaxxed. 1.2800 0.04741 150 118 22 10
766 I’m afraid we’re not going to Chicago. I only fly south this time of year. 1.2798 0.03862 168 125 39 4
767 Flights heading back north will start in the early spring. 1.2796 0.04226 186 146 28 12
768 Oh heavens, no! I’m a cormorant. 1.2792 0.04652 154 121 23 10
769 Don't worry. I've logged hundreds of hours of flying. 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
770 Wait 'til you see our stewardess. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
771 Duck, duck, GOOSE! Sorry, you’re out, no seat for you. 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
772 Don't worry, you're in good wings. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
773 Keep your seat belt fastened, ‘cause the co-pilot is a loon. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
774 I know what you're thinking--this pilot is really short. 1.2783 0.05865 115 94 10 11
775 Ever notice there are no black people in these cartoons? Well now there's a duck. 1.2782 0.05374 133 108 13 12
776 No, that's my brother that does the insurance commercials. 1.2782 0.05046 133 105 19 9
777 We’ll be clear for takeoff once the other eight planes get in formation. 1.2778 0.04571 162 128 23 11
778 It wasn’t my first career choice but I got sucked in. 1.2778 0.05362 126 101 15 10
779 Great day for flying, isn’t it? 1.2778 0.04597 126 95 27 4
780 My arms sure are tired! 1.2778 0.04873 144 114 20 10
781 For our crew, this is a migratory flight. 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
782 Wait 'till you see the rest of the crew! 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
783 It’s because I’m all vaxxed and boosted, and nobody else applied, 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
784 Welcome aboard Wing & A Prayer Airlines. We strive for fewer quack-ups. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
785 Watch your step - I'm still getting used to the whole 'bathroom' policy 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
786 For your early boarding, you'll find a complimentary worm waiting in your seat back. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
787 We'll be winging it today 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
788 See you again in the fall. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
789 I don’t know why you’re surprised. I learned to fly when I was a baby. 1.2763 0.04496 152 118 26 8
790 Sorry for the delay. I didn't want to land until we were all in a row. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
791 Goose” is just my nickname 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
792 If it walks like your captain and sounds like your captain… 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
793 You could say I've been flying my whole life. 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
794 Relax, we'll get you there by the quack of dawn. 1.2759 0.04536 145 112 26 7
795 This is your Captain speaking; change in plans we're actually heading South. 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
796 Thank you for flying Avian Flew. 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
797 Didn't you wonder why all the planes now fly in a V formation?" 1.2759 0.05819 116 95 10 11
798 Don’t worry, I do this every year. 1.2759 0.04536 145 112 26 7
799 I hope you enjoy our flight to South for the winter. 1.2756 0.04416 156 121 27 8
800 So you're flying the coop too 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
801 For the in-flight entertainment we’ll be playing duck, duck, goose. 1.2756 0.05084 127 100 19 8
802 Don't worry, I have over 20,000 flight hours. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
803 I just flew in from Boston and boy are my wings tired. 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
804 Why yes, Disney DID buy this airline! 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
805 Thank you for flying Southwest! 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
806 I'll see you later for dinner. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
807 You expect that bag to last you through the whole winter? 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
808 "I'll take care of the flying, a carrier pigeon will take your bag." 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
809 Hope you can wing it. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
810 Welcome to your flight. I’m your Captains wing Man. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
811 Thanks for flying South with us! 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
812 Hope your flight was just ducky! Did you enjoy the pate? 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
813 Don't worry, I'm a quackerjack pilot! 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
814 Bet you thought 'born with wings' was just a metaphor. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
815 I was downsized from Aflac 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
816 I’m partial to water landings. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
817 Want to tour the cockpit? 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
818 Sorry about the delay. We sucked a few humans into one of the engines. 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
819 At the pond last week. Remember? You were throwing rocks. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
820 Just honk if you fall out of formation. 1.2727 0.04155 165 127 31 7
821 We’ll be departing in late September. 1.2722 0.04080 158 120 33 5
822 If you hurry we can take off at the front of the vee! 1.2722 0.04178 158 121 31 6
823 In the unlikely event of a water landing, you're on your own. 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
824 We would like everyone to fly in a V formation. 1.2721 0.04482 147 114 26 7
825 I've flow solo for years. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
826 Would you like complimentary eggs delivered to your seat? 1.2715 0.04692 151 120 21 10
827 I'll be your Captain on the southern leg of your journey. 1.2715 0.04785 151 121 19 11
828 Don’t worry, I’m an experienced flyer. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
829 Guess the Secret Word and you’ll be moved to first class. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
830 Welcome aboard. You might find our return flight to be somewhat later than you expected. 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
831 I’ve never flown this route before, but I have good instincts. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
832 This plane only flies south this time of year 1.2708 0.04089 144 108 33 3
833 I trained for this, I'm not a quack. 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
834 I got my wings a long time ago. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
835 No worries, I've been flying since I was a duckling. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
836 I was told by my crew to inform the passengers that I'll be performing a splash landing when we reach our destination. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
837 Don't worry. I've had my wings for years! 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
838 These experience level requirements are getting really out of hand! 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
839 Hello, I'm your Captain. I will be flying you to Canada today. 1.2701 0.05023 137 110 17 10
840 Be happy I am not a penguin! 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
841 Today we’ll be migrating at 20,000 feet. 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
842 Could you tell I was winging it? 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
843 I'm the conDUCKtor! Get it? ConDUCKtor. ConDuck. Con. Duck. ConDUCKtor. 1.2695 0.04919 141 113 18 10
844 Don’t worry! The copilot is a reindeer. 1.2692 0.06146 104 86 8 10
845 I’m heading South for the winter…how about you? 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
846 Cheap tickets always come with a surprise 1.2690 0.04617 145 114 23 8
847 Don't be concerned sir, we are well equipped for flotation if necessary. 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
848 My copilot is a Rabbi, so you'll be flying on a wing and a prayer. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
849 First stop, Gander, Newfoundland. 1.2685 0.04429 149 116 26 7
850 My AFLAC jig was up. 1.2685 0.04915 149 121 16 12
851 Welcome to Psychoticair. I bet you think I'm a duck. 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
852 Welcome aboard. Can I get you a soda, some quackers? 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
853 I figured, "Why not get paid?" I fly south each year anyway. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
854 I'll be your conducktor today. 1.2679 0.04177 168 131 29 8
855 It's part of the airline's new Bio-Diversity policy. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
856 Auckland? I said welcome to Oakland!” 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
857 Welcome aboard. Grab a window seat. We'll be flying at low altitude today. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
858 Don't worry sir, I've been flying for years." 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
859 I worked my way up from the engine. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
860 Welcome to Migration Airlines. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
861 Pay close attention when they get to "in the event of a water landing..." 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
862 You must be from Los Angeles. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
863 I have over 2,000 hours of flight experience. None in a cockpit, but you gotta start somewhere. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
864 You seem surprised I navigated that water landing so skillfully. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
865 Don’t worry! It’s not my first flight. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
866 Flying is flying, right? 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
867 It's when you see us on the outside that you have to worry. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
868 If it walks like your captain, and talks like your captain, this is your captain speaking. 1.2667 0.05517 120 98 12 10
869 Can I interest you in some crackers? Or some white bread? 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
870 We’ll be taking off as soon as my pills kick in. 1.2667 0.05065 135 109 16 10
871 I just flew in myself and I can tell you it’s a great day to fly 1.2662 0.04326 154 120 27 7
872 Just be glad I'm not a chicken. 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
873 Today, we're traveling as the crow flies, ducking any bad weather. 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
874 I’m just here for emotional support for the pilot. 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
875 You’d be wise to check the safety guide’s section about landing on water. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
876 Relax, I've flown before 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
877 Deregulation is for the birds!! 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
878 Sure, the train may take longer, but it beats flying! 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
879 If you look out the windows during the flight, you’ll see three airplanes off the left and three off to the right. 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
880 Don't look back, but that couple is following you. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
881 I got into this after Sully wiped out my entire family. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
882 Welcome aboard. I'll be flying you south for the winter. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
883 I've been flying since I was 3 months old. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
884 Relax, I've been flying all my life. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
885 if it acts like a pilot and talks like a pilot it probaly is a duck 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
886 Oooh. I see. Duck. Goose. We ALL look the same right? 1.2649 0.04275 151 117 28 6
887 Welcome to Flight New Yorker!!! This is your Caption speaking!!! 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
888 What is your problem!? I've got the flight hours 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
889 Excuse me Sir, I am afraid your flight has been cancelled. May I offer you cheaper one? 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
890 Enjoy the view ...we'll be flying formation today!" 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
891 If the flight attendants offer wings on the menu, you'll know we're in trouble! 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
892 There's a slight delay due to bird activity. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
893 Welcome aboard Aflac Flight 262 1.2645 0.05349 121 98 14 9
894 No worry. Got my wings when I was a duckling. 1.2643 0.04254 140 107 29 4
895 Welcome aboard, find your seats and I'll fly us all south for the winter. 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
896 So you think you can just duck security? 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
897 Dress for success! 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
898 'And you thought affirmative action was scary!...' 1.2638 0.04248 163 128 27 8
899 Sorry. We stopped flying south months ago. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
900 We’ll lay over at hole 18 in Orlando. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
901 It's a new employee diversification program. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
902 This is a breeze compared to the coop. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
903 This service is for the birds! 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
904 Of course we’ll be heading south. 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
905 So what if there’s a quack in the cockpit? 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
906 Please watch your step. The aisles can be a bit slippery. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
907 No, I am not the Spruce Goose, but thank you for asking! 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
908 I just flew in from Vegas and boy are my arms tired! 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
909 Don't look so startled, I'm not your captain! They gave me a free trip home if I promised to create a little passenger humor. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
910 Passengers for Goose Bay and Gander this way! 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
911 No meal but we hope you'll enjoy our quackers. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
912 They chose the best qualified 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
913 Have a safe migration. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
914 I only fly this route twice a year. South in the Fall and North in the Spring. 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
915 The groundhog saw his shadow, so the northbound leg of the flight has been canceled. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
916 Hope you don't mind us flying in formation. Always happens on these southern routes. 1.2623 0.05180 122 98 16 8
917 AFLAC? No that’s my cousin 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
918 I'm sorry sir, comfort animal yes, comfort suitcase, no. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
919 No worries. My navigation skills are impeccable. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
920 Quack. Quack quack quack. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
921 Compared to me, Sullenberger is an amateur. 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
922 I only do water landings. 1.2619 0.03891 168 129 34 5
923 This flight will have a water landing. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
924 Welcome on board! Our Radar is broken so I am your Navigator today 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
925 We only fly south this time of year. 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
926 As your captain, may I warn you- I only fly south. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
927 Don’t worry, if you hear a quack in the fuselage, it’s just me. 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
928 You're OK with a water landing, right? 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
929 I have wings, how hard can it be? 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
930 We don't only sell insurance 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
931 Man are my wings tired! 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
932 Do you have your travel insurance? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
933 Welcome to the feathery skies! 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
934 I just flew in, and boy my arms are tired. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
935 Wasn't the landing, light as a feather? 1.2600 0.03834 150 113 35 2
936 Trust me, I fly this route every year. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
937 I am your captain. Thank you for flying Go South Airlines. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
938 Welcome to Migratory Airlines - we'll be flying in a "V" formation. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
939 If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, maybe it's my brother heading south for the winter, but if it flies like a commercial airliner, it's me. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
940 Welcome aboard! Today we’ll be flying the migration route! 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
941 We're actually perfectly capable of flying short distances. 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
942 so humans migrate too? 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
943 We’re going to have to check your luggage for quack. 1.2595 0.04323 158 125 25 8
944 Thank you for flying Goose Airlines. We are more than just a wing and a prayer. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
945 Sorry for the rough landing - I preferred to wing it! 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
946 Don't worry, I was top of my class at flying school 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
947 Good news, today's complimentary snack is bread crumbs! 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
948 They don’t tell us where we’re going, we just fly by instinct. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
949 Hi there…headed south?? 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
950 Just because it "looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck," doesn't mean it has to FLY like a duck. 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
951 You thought we were headed to Troronto? Sorry, but we only fly south. 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
952 Be at ease, good sir. The captain has a fabulous internal sense of navigation. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
953 Hope you had a great migration,see you in the spring. 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
954 Chicken, fish, or me? Man, I crack myself up. 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
955 Change of destination. We only fly North this time of year. 1.2581 0.05355 124 102 12 10
956 We’re serving home-made eggs on the flight 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
957 Due to the pilot shortage,they finally decided to bring in the experts. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
958 Don't look surprised, I received my wins at birth! 1.2581 0.05231 124 101 14 9
959 Most of my colleagues flew privately 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
960 I sucked my cousin into the starboard engine last week! 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
961 So, I flew into one of the engines and when they found out I'd work for bird seed, I got the job. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
962 Welcome onboard to Spirit Airlines! 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
963 As soon as you guys get in your rows we will take off. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
964 Our return flight will be in 3 to 4 months when the weather starts to change. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
965 They needed someone with flying experience. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
966 You migrate your way, I'll migrate mine. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
967 Welcome aboard, I'm Captain Gully, let's hope we don't run into a flock of people on takeoff! 1.2578 0.05232 128 105 13 10
968 Yeah, I know, but don't worry. Most of the flight we are on otter-pilot. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
969 I specialize in water landings. Hope you can swim. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
970 What's REALLY shocking is that the couple behind you are missing half their bodies. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
971 Today’s in-flight snacks include loaves of bread and that’s it. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
972 Just because I walk like a duck and quack like a duck, doesn't mean I can't be a pilot!" 1.2574 0.05005 136 111 15 10
973 Relax, I haven't crashed yet! 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
974 Flying south for the winter? Welcome aboard. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
975 Well, the union is taking this whole 'it's a bird, it's a plane' thing seriously. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
976 Where to next? All of our frequent flyers are heading south 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
977 I assure you. The flight crew has hundreds of flight hours of experience... mostly heading south." 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
978 What - it's the cap, isn't it? 1.2571 0.04795 140 113 18 9
979 'Are you flying Canadian or domestic?' 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
980 Yes, it was a bit tough to find a hat in my size, but Southwest goes the distance! 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
981 If it flies like a duck... 1.2568 0.04610 148 119 20 9
982 Not to worry, dog is my copilot. 1.2564 0.04626 156 127 18 11
983 Do I give you the goose bumps? 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
984 I have plenty of experience with water landings. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
985 That's right, they got a bird to fly this bird! 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
986 Don’t worry I’ve been flying since I left the nest. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
987 The fares are low but there is no return flight until spring. 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
988 Yes I know it’s duct tape not duck tape. But I brought some anyway. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
989 The duck stops here. 1.2560 0.05194 125 102 14 9
990 Thank you for migrating with us sir! This is your quackptain speaking! 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
991 Don’t worry, no strike today. 1.2560 0.05194 125 102 14 9
992 You, if you order foie gras again, I will stuff your testicles up yours. 1.2558 0.05195 129 106 13 10
993 Duck: Listen up! In the event of an in-air emergency, follow me out the door. 1.2558 0.04159 129 98 29 2
994 I bet now you regret going for the cheap tickets. 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
995 Welcome aboard. Just wingin it today 1.2555 0.04399 137 107 25 5
996 Don't worry, sir. I have years of flying experience. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
997 I’d rather you didn’t have the chicken. 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
998 Welcome to 'We Only Fly South Airlines'. 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
999 Hey, hello, how are ya? I’m not only going to be your captain, but also the main entree. Have a good a flight. 1.2548 0.04510 157 127 20 10
1000 Of course, I only do water landings... 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1001 Thank you! We know you have a choice when you migrate.... 1.2545 0.04555 110 84 24 2
1002 And in the event of a water landing, just stick your feet out in front of you 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1003 I know what youre thinking, but don't you worry. I'm only silly when I'm off work. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1004 Believe me, learning to speak was way harder 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1005 Make Way, Dude! 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1006 Hey! I appreciate you ordered the fish. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1007 Relax. When I find the flight-deck, instinct takes over. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1008 I knew our pilot was Canadian 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
1009 Sorry Sir, you must be this tall to ride for free. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1010 I do have firsthand experience in flying, after all. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1011 Quelcome Quaboard! Quack! I'll be your Quaptain today. 1.2540 0.05278 126 104 12 10
1012 Landing in water is kinda my thing. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1013 I can assure you, landing in water won’t be a problem on this flight. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1014 Right this way, Mr. Affleck. 1.2540 0.05032 126 102 16 8
1015 I'm gonna just wing it 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1016 Tonight we'll be serving fresh bread with side of pond water 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1017 Relax! Obviously I know how to fly. 1.2537 0.04060 134 102 30 2
1018 Sure I’m qualified. I recently flew the coop. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1019 Wanted someone with a lot of flying experience, right? Here I am! 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1020 Don't worry, I have my wings. 1.2535 0.04406 142 112 24 6
1021 Sit back, relax and enjoy this flight across the pond. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
1022 It's going to be hard to flap your arms carrying that. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1023 And be sure to enjoy our water landing. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1024 Yes sir, I apologize for the goosebumps during the flight, but there's no need to use fowl language. 1.2522 0.05217 115 93 15 7
1025 Don't worry. I've been flying this route all my life. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1026 Not to worry! I may look like a duck and walk like a duck, but I can talk and fly this plane like a regular pilot! 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1027 Where the duck are we?! 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1028 Better I'm in the cockpit than in the engine, right? Just kidding, welcome aboard. 1.2520 0.05239 123 101 13 9
1029 No worries! I have earned my wings! 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1030 Don't worry the pilot is an albatross. 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1031 On Spirit Airlines you pay extra for human flight attendants 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1032 Thank you for flying with us today, and we hope you join us again when we come back in the spring. 1.2520 0.05365 123 102 11 10
1033 Welcome to Quack Quack Airlines! 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1034 I'm your co-pilot... Daffy's the pilot today. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1035 It's not an easy job, but the satisfaction of flying a 747 through a flock of geese really makes it all worth it, you know? 1.2519 0.04888 131 106 17 8
1036 Better to fly the jet than fly into an engine. 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
1037 Don't worry, no bird strikes here! 1.2519 0.05007 131 107 15 9
1038 DuckDuckGo® now offers personalized routing, good sir 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
1039 Welcome aboard! I'm your captain and we'll be flying south this winter. 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
1040 The proper word is “gander” but I understand. It’s hard to tell us apart. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
1041 Are you sure I can't interest you in buying more insurance?" 1.2516 0.04539 155 126 19 10
1042 Not to worry, I'm unflappable. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1043 This is what I get for flying on a budget 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1044 You want to go north? This time of year I like to go north!" 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1045 Welcome to "Prop and Gander" airline! 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1046 Of course I know how to fly 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1047 Naah, I'm just the co-pilot. But I've been flying all my life. 1.2500 0.04581 108 83 23 2
1048 I assure you flying is completely safe. Look at me, I've been flying my entire life. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1049 I will be your pilot but we have a pigeon to navigate. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1050 And I can even fly by night! 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1051 Welcome aboard, I'm afraid we can only fly South today. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1052 It's spring sir, of course we are flying to Canada! 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
1053 Thank you for flying Recurring Dreams. Your final exams for the classes you missed all semester are simultaneously departing from concourses B and W. Please strip to your briefs before boarding. 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1054 I like to say that I know what friendly skies really look like! 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1055 No sir, a conducktor is on a train. I'm the pilot. 1.2500 0.04054 148 115 29 4
1056 Yeah, Being an airline pilot is my main gig, but I also do TV commercials. 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
1057 It's career exchange day: The guy in the cockpit is learning how to fly and I'm memorizing passenger emergency protocols. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1058 I just flew in from Albuquerque and boy are my arms tired. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1059 Trust me, I learned to fly at an early age. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1060 No, thank YOU for flying. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1061 Amtrak wants to thank you for not using any "fowl" language on our trains? 1.2500 0.05086 136 113 12 11
1062 Today's Migration Airways flight includes two water landings and all-you-can-eat algae. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1063 We're expecting fowl weather. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1064 I guess you could say I earned my wings at birth 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
1065 You can call me Donald or you can call me Howard. Just don’t call me Peking, Confit or Smoked. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1066 : We'll be migrating North as soon as everyone is aboard. 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
1067 I'm only working today because I didn't take part in the bird strike. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1068 Funny enough, I always thought I’d go into medicine 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
1069 Ten bucks or I start imitating the insurance ad duck. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1070 Quack quack quack quack quack. 1.2481 0.05166 129 107 12 10
1071 Rest assured, I am NOT a silly goose! No, you’re thinking of my brother! 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1072 Flying across the pond? 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1073 Relax. I have plenty of flight experience. 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
1074 I’m just winging it. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1075 And, in the unlikely event of a water landing, you can use me as a floatation device. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1076 When I told my family I'd be a pilot, they called me a 'Quack' 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1077 Thank your for joining our formation flying South. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1078 . . . and, boy, are my arms tired?! 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1079 Don’t worry. I have a lifetime of flying experience. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1080 The likeliness of a water landing on this flight is slightly higher. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1081 Who's a 'quack pilot' now? 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1082 If we leave soon and beat our wings in rhythm, we should get there around summertime. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1083 It's OK. I'm the navigator. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1084 If you need a down vest, let me know! 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1085 My mother was skeptical! 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1086 Welcome on board Birds of Feather airlines. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1087 Relax, I'm the co-pilot. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1088 All of our flights head south this time of year. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1089 It's the Ultra ULTRA low cost model, Sir: We are born licenced, can survive on seat cushion crumbs and require no life vests in case of a water emergency. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1090 Hey pal. You’re the one that requested a discounted airline ticket. 1.2462 0.04641 130 104 20 6
1091 North? Oh yeah, in about six months. 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1092 Don't worry, I got my wings as a child 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1093 Welcome aboard! Careful of the eggs in the overhead. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1094 Meow! 1.2458 0.05374 118 98 11 9
1095 I’m here to advise you that we’ll be flying in formation. 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
1096 I hope you're as excited about a water landing as I am. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1097 Duck, duck, duck, GOOSE! 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1098 Excuse me, sir, I see you have flight insurance, but have you considered supplemental insurance which pays cash benefits when a policyholder has a covered accident or illness? 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1099 Welcome aboard. I am pleased to inform you that your business class upgrade includes Aflac Life Insurance. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1100 Do you have any crackers in that bag? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1101 Welcome to Waterfowl Airlines. Where will you be migrating today? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1102 We're taking the Pacific Flyway scenic route today. 1.2453 0.05657 106 88 10 8
1103 Flying has always come easy. The sticking point was always the height requirement. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1104 Which Donald did you say you would be voting for? 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
1105 Thank you for flying with us and buying Aflack Flight Insurance. 1.2446 0.04772 139 114 16 9
1106 Please put your carrion under the - ahem, sorry. I mean, please put your carry-on under the seat in front of you. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1107 Common misconception, all ducks can fly. 1.2441 0.04837 127 103 17 7
1108 I’m sorry, but this flight has been cancelled due to bad weather. And by bad weather, I mean duck season. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1109 No worries. We're headed south. 1.2441 0.04837 127 103 17 7
1110 Welcome. I am your emotional support pilot. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1111 No worries, flying is in my DNA! 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1112 Trust me, you'll be glad we flew South after all 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1113 You can trust my flying experience. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1114 The captain gets a golden egg, I get to fly the plane. No one gets hurt. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
1115 The first airline to work with Canada Geese 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
1116 Welcome to Afquack Airlines. Our flights are faster than shit through a goose. 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
1117 Relax. We're flying north. 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
1118 We will be serving slices of white bread bit by bit this evening." 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
1119 Thank you for flying southsouth airlines 1.2437 0.05059 119 97 15 7
1120 Look, I’m a duck dressed like an airline pilot! Isn’t that daft? 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
1121 I've never done an "East / West" flight before. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1122 make yourself confjt! 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1123 Mind if I have a gander? 1.2432 0.04758 148 123 14 11
1124 Please, take a seat in a "V" formation. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1125 We're still looking for a volunteer to fly at the head of the V formation today... 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1126 Yes, autopilot is that good. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1127 We'll be flying without aircraft today. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1128 Headed south ? 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1129 No, I was the navigator but I’ve been flying for years. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1130 Just so you know: birds of a feather flock together, at the end of the runway. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1131 My co-pilot doesn't even have his wings yet. 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
1132 Welcome, we’ll be leading the V formation today. 1.2424 0.04182 132 103 26 3
1133 Not to worry, I’ve made this flight several times. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1134 Would you like to see the quack-pit? 1.2424 0.04824 132 108 16 8
1135 Our motto: We guarantee to get you down. 1.2422 0.05052 128 106 13 9
1136 Welcome aboard...don't be worried...I've been flying for years! 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1137 Welcome aboard to "A Wing and a Prayer"! 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1138 What the duck are you looking at? 1.2419 0.05168 124 103 12 9
1139 ... and if you think Sully's landing on the Hudson was smooth... 1.2419 0.05168 124 103 12 9
1140 Just a cis-gendered water fowl . . . . Nothing to see here . . . 1.2419 0.05040 124 102 14 8
1141 Don't worry, we have way more flight hours experience than the original crew 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1142 Don’t worry. I am just the junior co-pilot. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
1143 I hope you enjoyed those “little white mints” 1.2419 0.05040 124 102 14 8
1144 You oughta see the mascot over at Virgin" 1.2418 0.04450 153 125 19 9
1145 Don't worry, sir. I'm a quacker jack pilot. 1.2418 0.06121 91 76 8 7
1146 I thought pilots had to earn their wings. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1147 This job is much easier than flying myself 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1148 Some airline executive figured out the solution to the 'bird strike' problem. You're going south, we're going south... 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
1149 Put the money on my bill. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1150 Don't worry, they say that I'm one of the best in stormy weather... that I'm unflappable. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1151 And to think they used to call me a sitting duck! 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1152 I just flew in from Chicago, and Boy, are my wings tired! 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1153 Have a pheasant journey, haha! 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1154 Your flight is cancelled, but Pigeon Air is taking passengers. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1155 The things we do to migrate, eh? 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1156 Heading south today? 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1157 Thanks for flying Quacktas! 1.2403 0.05016 129 107 13 9
1158 Screw migraton. This is a lot easier on the feathers, and the pay is better. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1159 Not to worry, there will be plenty of other planes joining us in a V formation 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1160 I'm especially good at water landings. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1161 No need to worry - we're flying South... 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
1162 In the event of a water landing, I can also be used as a flotation device. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1163 Not to worry. I'm just the navigator. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1164 I just flew in from Miami and, boy, are my wings tired. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1165 Just flew in from Chicago and boy are my arms tired 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1166 Will you be flying waterproof or water resistant? 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1167 Don’t worry, this isn’t my first flight. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1168 We’re filling in during the pilots’ strike. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1169 The in-flight snack will be cheese and quackers. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1170 OK, you're going to be on the right side of the Vee. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1171 So, I was flying south AGAIN, and thought “How can I monetize this?”. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1172 ....and please don't feed the crew. 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
1173 Thanks for flying with us today! 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1174 Don't look so worried. I've flown before.I have thousands of miles in the air. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1175 If it makes you feel any better, I haven't been drinking. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1176 Welcome aboard! I’ll be stepping in for Sully today. 1.2389 0.05374 113 94 11 8
1177 Don’t worry, we’ll just wing it. 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
1178 Your pillows are feather free! 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1179 We should be arriving in Cleveland at the quack of dawn. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1180 Don't worry, I'm a highly experienced flier. 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
1181 Don’t worry, they put blocks on the pedals. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1182 Duckets please. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1183 I was born to it. My mom and dad always flew united. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1184 We'll be flying as part of a V formation with twenty other planes. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1185 Heading north or south today, sir? 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1186 Relax! I know this route like the back of my wing. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1187 I drank a bit before the flight, luckily we didn't "quack up". 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1188 No worries! I've been flying all my life! 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1189 Hold it, Bud! That's my luggage. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
1190 Trust me. I've flown since I was a youngster. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1191 Don't worry we have plenty of flying experience! 1.2381 0.04129 126 98 26 2
1192 ''Don't worry! I took to this job like a duck to water.'' 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1193 Qualifications? Flying has run in my family for fifty-four million years. Also, kids love me 'cause I quack them up. 1.2381 0.05093 126 105 12 9
1194 Packed a little light, no? Return flight is not until spring. 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
1195 If we have to ditch in the river, I've got you covered. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1196 What's the look for? I have my wings. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1197 Relax, I got my wings, twice. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1198 I may not match your image of a pilot, but I have a lot of experience. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1199 We'll take you down to Florida just fine, but the return flight won't be for a few months. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
1200 You can use me as a flotation device. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
1201 …so then my therapist says, “you just gotta do something that comes naturally to you.” 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1202 Thanks for flying with us. 1.2374 0.04519 139 113 19 7
1203 Sully is not going to like this… 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1204 Don’t worry. I have the most flight hours of anyone in the airline! 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1205 In the unlikely event of a water landing, float until help arrives. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1206 With the pilot shortage, we’ve begun having flights of imagination.” 1.2370 0.04727 135 111 16 8
1207 Sorry Sir......No carrion allowed on the aircraft. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1208 Welcome aboard V Formation Air! 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1209 No worries! Flying into engines was just a rung on our career ladder. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1210 Hey,welcome to the mile high club. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1211 "Just put it on my bill. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1212 Welcome to Southwest. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1213 No worries. The delay due to a quack in the cockpit was a misunderstanding. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1214 Hi, Bruce. Didn't expect to see you here. 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1215 I've flown this route twice a year. 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1216 This is your quack-tain speaking 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1217 Don't worry, I will make sure that everything turns out ducky! 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1218 I've flown thousands of hours on the San Diego to Fairbanks route! 1.2362 0.04931 127 105 14 8
1219 Thanks for flying Air Canada! 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1220 Sir, have you got a down jacket in there? 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1221 You look like an aisle guy. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1222 You think my hat is painful? How about your awkwardly drawn left leg? How about the ghoulish couple behind you?Want me to go on? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1223 Welcome aboard GandAir. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
1224 Welcome aboard Snowbird Airlines. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
1225 Sorry for the delay, one of you was sucked into the engine 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
1226 Welcome aboard, Sir. You look worried, but don’t be. I’ve had my flight wings for a long time. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1227 Welcome to Air Canada. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1228 I hope you have supplemental insurance in case of an accident! Afflack! 1.2353 0.05162 119 99 12 8
1229 Not to worry, Sir. I was born to fly. 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
1230 ‘ “I didn’t just get my wings yesterday.” 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1231 « Another lame duck thinking he’s going to get there on time….» 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1232 You may recognize me without the hat. I recently moved from the financial services and insurance sector to transportation 1.2349 0.04300 149 121 21 7
1233 Well, it was either hire me or use a chatbot! 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1234 Please no dawdling ... Just keep waddling. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1235 Welcome to Gander, we welcome those who Come From Away. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1236 Don't worry, I've had my wings since birth. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1237 Welcome aboard! Poop wherever you like. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1238 Don’t worry, I’m only your copilot. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1239 Don’t worry sir, I’m a qualified avian-ator. 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
1240 Don't worry, most of the flight is on Autopilot. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1241 I earned these wings and cap, pal. I came through the cockpit window. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
1242 The management insisted on a robot pilot, the union insisted on a human pilot, so I am the compromise pilot 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
1243 Your captain is qualified in navigation, avionics, and honking. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1244 Welcome to Quack Airlines, out first class seats have extra room to lay your eggs. Enjoy your flight 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1245 Seriously? I was born to fly. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1246 I can't help you with that, but the emu in the back should be able to assist. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
1247 The previous pilot was sucked into an engine. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1248 Don't worry, I'm a natural 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1249 You’re gonna love the in-flight meal- it’s someone throwing bits of wadded up bread at you! 1.2339 0.04873 124 102 15 7
1250 Don’t worry, sir, I’ve tested all the seats myself and there’s plenty of legroom. 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
1251 Wecome to Puddle Jumpers Airline, we take the nonstop out of flying. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1252 Not to worry. We have loads of experience flying. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1253 Don't worry Sir, we've been flying for 65 million years. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1254 Sir, before boarding I need to take a gander at your carry on bag to make sure everything is just ducky. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1255 Don't worry. We have more than enough parachutes now. 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
1256 Welcome to Avian Airlines! We’re looking to disrupting YOUR flight patterns for a change!” 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1257 Greetings. I’m your pilot. Could you help me with the hand controls? 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1258 Young man, we all agree, it's time you flew the coop. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1259 Enjoy your flight over the pond! 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1260 Have a nice flight,sir. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1261 Not everyone is quacked up for the job. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1262 In the case of emergency, please abandon the aircraft in an orderly V formation. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1263 …I’m with ATC to insure your safety during this flight. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1264 Welcome to Avian Air. We've been flying since the days of the dinosaurs. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1265 Welcome to fly-by-night airlines! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1266 Welcome, and thank you for flying southwest. We’ll be there by winter. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1267 "Got any breadcrumbs?" 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1268 At your service, Sir. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1269 Don't worry -- I won't lay an egg during the flight. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1270 Welcome aboard. As your Captain,you should know I've been flying for years. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1271 Don’t worry, I graduated at the front of my ‘V’ in flight school 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1272 Don't worry, I fly all the time! 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
1273 No need to worry -- we're simply getting our ducks in a row for takeoff. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1274 Since you were looking at everyone that way, the airline thought you needed an animal companion. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
1275 And my co-pilot is a vulture, just in case. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1276 Welcome aboard! Fowl the rules! 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1277 Straighten up and fly right." 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1278 Welcome aboard Amphibious Airlines. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1279 Sorry sir, no pets allowed on this plane. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1280 We follow the crow. Will be there in no time! 1.2321 0.05227 112 93 12 7
1281 I'm sorry, have your other pilots been doing this their whole lives? 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1282 We're Aflac Airlines. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1283 Relax! I can fly just fine! 1.2320 0.04969 125 104 13 8
1284 Flying is in my genes. 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1285 How come nobody ever asks me how my flight was? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1286 No worries....I know how to fly! 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
1287 Welcome to Aflac! 1.2315 0.05361 108 90 11 7
1288 I’m here to talk down possible bird strikes” 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1289 The rest of the crew went south 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
1290 It's not polite to stare. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1291 A change in our itinerary folks. Today we'll only be flying south. 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
1292 I bet you thought government couldn't fowl up transportation any further. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1293 I tell ya, it's a lot harder when the wings don't flap. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1294 We have to have all our passengers in a row before we can actually take-off! 1.2308 0.05205 117 98 11 8
1295 Please step over here, sir. I'm afraid you've been selected for a pate de Foie Gras level search. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1296 I got my wings quite early in life. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1297 I see I'm not the only hostess who's caught your eye. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1298 Welcome to Quack Airlines. I'll be your captain on this flight. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1299 Actually, I'm a mallard. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1300 Don’t worry, there was a human in there with fingers pushing the buttons, but that annoying pilot voice was really mine 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
1301 Ha ha! You can't get rid of me that easily, Jeff. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1302 Welcome aboard Spirit Airlines. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1303 Don't worry about a thing. I have TONS of flying hours. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1304 Thanks for flying Air Canadian Goose, everyone. Join us in the fall for your flights south. 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
1305 Welcome to Duck, Duck, Go Airline! 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
1306 Please leave your nesting boxes over there. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1307 Do you prefer a robot full of AI? 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1308 Hop on! 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1309 Got any bread in there? Just kidding, I’m doing keto. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1310 Trust there's no carrion in the carry-on ... 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
1311 Don't be concerned, but we'll be flying in a V-formation with a dozen other airliners. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1312 Welcome aboard the world's only rectangular airplane, because our artist sucks! 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1313 The airline is now under new management. For your enjoyment, we offer snacks with live insects and aquatic flora. And you get a seven month layover until the southern migration. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1314 Sorry,this is "the snob car". 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1315 The seats are repositioned to a more efficient flight formation on the wings. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1316 With no parachutes on the plane, these wings can come in handy. 1.2296 0.04576 135 111 17 7
1317 I take it this isn’t your first migration. 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
1318 Welcome aboard Bird On The Wing Airlines. I'll be your captain, and chief source of propulsion on this, hopefully, non-stop trip. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1319 Welcome Aboard! Please fasten your seatbelt. I’ve scheduled a family reunion and our location is still up in the air. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1320 Don’t worry! I have lots of flying experience.” 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
1321 I have been flying all of my life. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
1322 Don't worry, I've been flying since I was five weeks old. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1323 Welcome to the Drake. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1324 The computer does most of the flying, anyway. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1325 Don't worry, I make this trip twice a year." 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
1326 I’m recommending some additional insurance for all my passengers. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1327 « It’s a cost-saving measure, but I’ve been flying forever! » 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1328 The sign above the doorway does say ‘Duck’. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1329 Don't be afraid of going down. 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
1330 Sure, it started as a PR stunt, but I guess they like how I work for peanuts. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1331 Hey, I'm as surprised as you are. Hasn't this artist ever seen what goose legs and feet look like? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1332 Water landings? No problem! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1333 No bird strikes when I pilot 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1334 You think I’m silly? You should meet Mother. 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
1335 Sully became mysteriously ill for this flight, so I'll be taking over. 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
1336 Don't worry! I've been training for this flight all my life! 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1337 Maverick called in sick. 1.2288 0.04066 118 92 25 1
1338 If you need any assistance, just leave a short trail of breadcrumbs near your seat. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1339 Honey, back up slowly, then turn around and run as fast as you can. 1.2288 0.05164 118 99 11 8
1340 Yes, I'll be your pilot. You aren't chicken, are you? 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1341 I can take you and the bill won’t be as much as you’d think. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1342 Sorry about Miami – we only fly north this time of year.” 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1343 Thank you for flying Spirit. 1.2283 0.04768 127 105 15 7
1344 Don't worry, I know more about flying south for the winter than anybody else. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1345 Relax, I'm very experienced at flying south. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
1346 It's my first time flying a plane, but I know how to fly. 1.2283 0.04897 127 106 13 8
1347 Need insurance? Aflac 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1348 I'm in charge now, after Sully flew into the engine. 1.2282 0.04479 149 124 16 9
1349 Welcome to Sully Air! 1.2281 0.05143 114 95 12 7
1350 One of the chickens will show you to your seat. 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
1351 I didn't need to earn my wings. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1352 There was a problem with the turbine, but we used duck tape and now it's all good. 1.2281 0.05143 114 95 12 7
1353 I'm gonna wing it 1.2281 0.05292 114 96 10 8
1354 I'll be your captain. First time flying south for the winter? 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
1355 Welcome to Gander Airport. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1356 Don’t worry. I land on the Hudson every day without problems. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1357 ......and I flap my wings real hard, and............ 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1358 Thank you for flying with Avian Flu 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1359 Welcome aboard! I’m your captain on todays flight and rest assured, I’ve got thousands of flight hours under my wings. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
1360 I'll be your emotional support pilot on this flight. 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
1361 Yes, I've been flying for years. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
1362 they let all kinds of quacks on. 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
1363 In the event of a water landing, I am a flotation device. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1364 Don't forget to duck! 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
1365 Ever heard of duck,duck,goose? 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1366 Relax. I'm a master of the soft water-landing 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1367 We hope you had a pleasant migration and hope to see you again next year. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1368 And I’m skeptical you will fit in that nest! 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
1369 This flight will be just ducky 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1370 Enjoy your complimentary worms. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1371 Say Pal, are you stealing one of our down pillows? 1.2269 0.05124 119 100 11 8
1372 Well fuck a duck! 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1373 The airlines finally decided to hire us to end the birdstrikes. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1374 Flying first quass? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1375 Hurry quack soon! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1376 Overseas flyers must go thru migration . 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1377 Yes, that's our motto: Calm on top, paddling like crazy below. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1378 No worries ... I've had my wings since I hatched. 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1379 You'll find your wings in the overhead bin. 1.2261 0.05102 115 96 12 7
1380 I hope you had a spectquackular trip! Lucy Hine, age 10 Leland, Michigan 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1381 I’m a woman 1.2261 0.05102 115 96 12 7
1382 Wanna see my wingspan? 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
1383 I'm not a pilot, I winged the whole thing. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1384 It’s ok, I’m not the pilot. But I will be served in first class. 1.2258 0.04837 124 103 14 7
1385 …and I said, “And my arms are killing me!” 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
1386 Welcome aboard! Don't worry, I've been flying for years! 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
1387 Welcome aboard. Springtime, so we’ll be heading north 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1388 They rely on us when the GPS is out. We have the migration routes memorized. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1389 Please take your seat. We will migrate shortly. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1390 I'm Donald, the co-pilot. I'm participating in Southwest's Inclusiveness Program. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1391 Surprised? So am I. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1392 No need to be nervous, sir. I fly this route every Spring. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1393 Better in the cockpit than in the engine Amiright 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1394 Don't forget to duck next time. 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
1395 WELCOME TO YOUR ACID TRIP 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1396 We are heading north. You’ll love it this time of year! 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1397 Sorry about that scare...Sometimes my wings get a little tired. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1398 Look who's flying the coop today! 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1399 Not too worry, I earned my wings naturally. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1400 I’ve landed on the Hudson River loads of times, without killing a single bird! Where’s MY movie? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1401 This is why I crossed the road 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1402 It's for everyone's safety -- a pilot project to reduce bird strikes. 1.2243 0.05525 107 91 8 8
1403 Thanks for flying Duck Air! 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1404 Don’t worry: Dog is my co-pilot. 1.2243 0.05525 107 91 8 8
1405 I've made this flight lots of times, but this is my first time in a plane. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1406 We landed in Miami and not Chicago because I fly better going North-South. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1407 Another flight, another feather in my cap. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
1408 Don't be silly, ChatGPT is the real pilot. 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
1409 The pilot was supposed to be here but that bird has flown. 1.2241 0.05207 116 98 10 8
1410 It was a pleasure flying with you today. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1411 Need travel insurance?? 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1412 I'm really good in the event of a water landing. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1413 I'm the co-pilot in case we get in fowl weather. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1414 Complimentary bread service will begin shortly after take off. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1415 Don’t worry. These things are so automated that even a duck can fly ’em. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
1416 For $600 we can upgrade you to a flight with a human pilot. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1417 Resume by George Santos. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1418 I've been flying Southwest every winter since I was a child. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1419 If you have any leftover peanuts, I do accept tips. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
1420 Seriously, though: watch your head. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1421 Welcome to Shtick World Airways, where milk and quackers are our specialty. I 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1422 Unless that fits under your wing, you'll have to leave it behind. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1423 Have a pheasant flight 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1424 I flew the coop at your age, too! 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1425 I bet you still prefer me to a woman pilot 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1426 and boy, are my arms tired. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1427 Welcome aboard! You're not traveling with any breadcrumbs are ya? 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1428 Be a good egg 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1429 Trying to duck the checked baggage fee I see. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1430 GOOSE! You don't get the window seat. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1431 Standard V formation. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1432 Yes, I'm experienced. I've been flying virtually my entire life. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1433 Talk about role reversal. The Captain is currently flying south for the winter. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1434 Make sure you pay attention to the safety demonstration... 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
1435 First class is reserved for golden goose card only. You have an ugly duckling so you’re in coach 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1436 The flight attendant will waddle you to your seat. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1437 Don’t worry, you’re on the right flight. A snowbird is in the Captain’s seat. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1438 Would you like insurance on this? 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1439 More walky, less talky. My species was flying while your species was still living in caves. 1.2232 0.05185 112 94 11 7
1440 Welcome aboard Air Canada. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
1441 It got a little hairy flying over that duck blind but all in all not a bad flight. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1442 Our flight path is as the crow flies. 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
1443 Hurry, or I'll miss my flight! 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1444 Welcome to Duck, Duck, Goose Airlines! You're "it" so we'll be checking your luggage. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1445 Everything is as usual, just watch out for some bird droppings in the aisle. 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
1446 What’s with the look? I’m a natural. 1.2231 0.04667 130 108 15 7
1447 Who did you think would fly you across the pond? 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
1448 DUCK! Ha-ha, just kidding, I’m actually a goose. Anyway, watch your step and thanks for flying with us! 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
1449 Flier, or non-flier? 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
1450 I hope you’re heading south, ‘cuz I’m heading south. 1.2222 0.04543 135 112 16 7
1451 No, I'm not Daffy, he's the pilot. 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1452 Welcome to Duck Duck Goose Air, the only airline that employs pilots who know what they are doing.” 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1453 Don't worry, sir, we're great at winging it! 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1454 Why surprised? If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck…. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1455 We are substituting for airline personnel with bird flu 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1456 We anticipate an on-time departure, unless I get sucked into an engine. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1457 Welcome aboard. I'll be your captain today. Nice look. You folks really quack me up! 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1458 Don't look at me like that! I may be short but I am not a quack. 1.2222 0.05842 99 85 6 8
1459 I have the wings, you say the prayers. 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1460 You"ll need to keep your suitcase warm for 28 days. 1.2222 0.05317 108 91 10 7
1461 My cousin in Toronto sells duvets…no questions asked 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1462 What's up, duck? 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1463 I had a little fight or flight myself deciding whether to take this gig 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
1464 In case of an emergency, duck down 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
1465 You have to be this tall to ride this ride 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1466 Hope you packed something warm and buoyant. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
1467 It doesn't matter what your ticket says, we're flying south! 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
1468 Thank you for flying south. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1469 Wouldn't you rather fly with us? 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1470 Good morning sir. We'll be flying in a V formation today. You're on the left side of the V, at the back. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1471 Oh yes, I love flying! I'm also a cruise ship captain during the winter. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1472 Didn’t you order the chicken to go? 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1473 I'm going to need to sit on that to see over the wheel, if you don't mind. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1474 Don't look so startled, most of my friends know how to fly. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1475 My callsign is goose. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1476 How’d you like my quackerjack landing? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1477 Oh, don't let the phrase "budget airline" scare you! I've absolutely flown before! 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1478 Yes, that's definitely south. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
1479 If you’re in first, don’t order the duck. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
1480 I used to be a doctor, but they called me a quack. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1481 The bird strike has finally come to an end! 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1482 Hope you folks like flying south, because I like flying south. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
1483 I am pleased to share that this will be our first—and last—northbound flight for the year! 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1484 I'm part of your new line-up of pilots, after I won my lawsuit against the airline for cultural appropriation! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1485 You're much safer with a pilot who's been flying all his life. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1486 Want to buy flight insurance? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1487 You can change trains to the Long Island Quail Road on Quack 9. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1488 Welcome aboard and don’t worry, I’m really Chuck Yeager, reincarnated as a duck. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1489 Don’t worry, I just migrate. 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
1490 Thank you for traveling in Fowl Air 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1491 The good news is that I will not be flying into the engine. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1492 Aflac! 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1493 This side please, we are making sure we have all the humans in a row. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1494 You know this flight's for the birds, right? 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1495 You have to lug that suitcase then wait in line to get in a huge metal tube to fly to Chicago where as I just point myself in the direction flap my wings and I’m there and you think you’re higher the evolutionary scale? 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1496 Welcome to Foie gras Airlines! 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1497 Watch the quack” 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1498 The people you see behind you, are apparitions from the train reck of '79. And I am a talking duck from the present moment. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1499 Discount Airway hopes you enjoy your flight and the free snacks: Worms, seed and stale bread. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1500 Welcome aboard. I've been flying this route for twenty years. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1501 I'm no Tom Hanks! 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1502 ...just twice a year. I pilot a flight South in the Autumn and this return flight North in the Spring. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1503 Yes, I'm the Conducktor. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
1504 Sully sends his best 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1505 Need some flight insurance! 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1506 Welcome aboard Lucky Duck Airlines! We quack to please. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
1507 Thanks for flying with us! I'll be in front of the flight formation today. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1508 Those who can, do. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1509 No flight attendants today. Some staffing issues. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1510 Hope you’re heading south 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1511 Staffing issues... 1.2188 0.04953 128 109 10 9
1512 Don’t worry, I have well over 10,000 hours of flight time! 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
1513 Couldn't afford a nicer shirt? I'm a duck, it's a joke. Nice ass. NEXT! 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
1514 Welcome aboard, not to worry, I’m just here in case of a water landing! 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1515 Return flights begin in September. 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1516 Yes, you couldn't be safer-I've been flying all my life! 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1517 And thank you for flying Spirit Airlines. 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
1518 Don’t worry, I got my flu shot. 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1519 We'll go up and then ... DOWN. Get it? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1520 First time flying? 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1521 Honk if you enjoyed your flight. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1522 I'm very drunk. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1523 Just wait 'til you see my water landings! 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1524 Thanks for choosing AmQuack. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1525 Now, when I said my uncle was involved with the miracle on the Hudson I didn't mean that he was Capt.Sullenberger. 1.2180 0.04694 133 112 13 8
1526 Your gate is on the other side. You're going to have to cross the road. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1527 You wanna fly a duck? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1528 No worries - I had lots of flight time before becoming a pilot. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1529 I need to take a gander in your bag, sir. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1530 A wing and a prayer. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1531 It's safer when we stay out of the engines. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1532 I can tell you're uncomfortable, but I do have experience flying. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1533 You can fly in a V formation, right? 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
1534 Pilot wasn't my first choice. But all my siblings got sucked into a jet engine, so I figured I'd be safer inside the plane. 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1535 I hope you will enjoy your flight with Southward Migratory Airlines, sir. 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
1536 Yes, I'm your pilot. You were expecting Tom Cruze? 1.2174 0.05353 115 99 7 9
1537 ....and part of my survivors benefits I get to fly this plane. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1538 Now that Sully's retired, I'm your pilot for all river landings. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1539 Would you mind checking that bag, sir? It's too big for our overhead nests. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1540 Sorry, sir, you'll have to check that under my wing. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1541 Enjoy the view. We will be flying a bit lower than usual. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1542 Don't be worried, I tested negative for bird flu. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1543 Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1544 Welcome to Aflac! Please watch your step. The tuna melt I had for lunch went right through me. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1545 I’m your captain. We’re flying to Miami and boy will my arms be tired! 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1546 No shoes? 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1547 Thank you for flying On the wings of a snow white duck 1.2167 0.04906 120 101 12 7
1548 If you need me, I’ll be in the quackpit. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1549 Say the magic word, and you'll win a hundred dollars. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1550 Plus, we offer good insurance. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1551 If you need help with your carry on, one of the pelicans will assist you. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1552 When we land you can tip me with soggy bread. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1553 Rest easy sir, I've had my wings since birth. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1554 Yeah, this is actually your captain speaking 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1555 Be sure to book your next migration with us. 1.2160 0.04030 125 100 23 2
1556 So anyway, I just flew in from Pittsburgh and boy are my arms tired! 1.2160 0.04484 125 103 17 5
1557 Are you interested in buying some flight insurance? 1.2160 0.04484 125 103 17 5
1558 I hope you enjoy our flight south 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
1559 Yeah so turns out it was an autocorrect in the the message from air traffic control. It read. ‘Just get me a pilot. Duck!’ 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1560 Sir, we only fly south. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1561 Don't worry. They swapped out the chicken pilot. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1562 Don’t worry, there’ll be no wise quacks from the cockpit this flight. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1563 Relax—Aflac is just my side hustle. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
1564 Welcome to business quacks. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
1565 Of course I know how to fly, I'm an honorary eagle" 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1566 F.Y.I., we'll be flying in a flock today. 1.2157 0.05329 102 86 10 6
1567 Welcome to Vegan Hell. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1568 Hey, you know what happens if a duck flies up-side-down? It quacks UP! Hahahaha. Only kidding flokes, SURE I've flown before - they don't give this badge and hat for nothing. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1569 Ready to paddle? 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
1570 You thought the turbulence was bad back there? I laid three eggs between here and Toledo! 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1571 let me show you to your cage... 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1572 I'll be your in flight entertainment. 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1573 Did you feel the goose bumps? 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1574 Me and my 150 co-pilots thank you for flying Quack-Air 1.2153 0.04425 144 121 15 8
1575 They say I'm a natural... 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1576 We have a new contract, so no worries about a bird strike. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1577 Great day to fly, huh? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1578 Conducktor 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1579 In the event of an emergency, we're bailing. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1580 Sometimes if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck it’s a former fighter pilot. 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
1581 What, did you think people were flying these things? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1582 Thanks for flying South for the winter. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1583 I don’t have a pilots license but be reassured I have 10,000 hours of flight time migrating South for the winter. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1584 Don’t look so surprised. I got a promotion. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1585 I sense your hesitation but not to worry, the wi-fi has been fixed. 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
1586 Don't worry, I have plenty experience flying. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1587 Bringing any corn on our flight today, sir? 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1588 Today's flight is non-stop into the Hudson River. 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
1589 Thank you for flying Spirit Airlines. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1590 You can rest assured that your captain is a highly experienced blue-footed booby. 1.2143 0.04592 126 105 15 6
1591 We're carbon neutral...hope you packed your wings... 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1592 Don’t worry, we will even get you there without your arms getting tired! 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1593 Don't worry. The Captain and I are naturals. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1594 Don’t worry, I had nothing to do with “Miracle on the Hudson.” 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1595 Please remember to sit in a "V" formation" 1.2143 0.04728 126 106 13 7
1596 Our social media team said a passenger wanted a word with the ducking pilot 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1597 Sorry about landing on the river - old habits die hard. 1.2143 0.05295 112 96 8 8
1598 I’m working on a screenplay 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1599 I'm sorry, but I am going to have to charge you extra for whatever you just did. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1600 Hope you enjoy your flight north! 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1601 Welcome aboard, and we will be flying south. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1602 Yes, I look like one, walk like one, and quack. I also fly. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1603 Today’s special is me. 1.2143 0.04166 98 77 21 0
1604 It's my first day on the job! Don't worry, I've been flying for years. 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
1605 Welcome Aboard! On our planes, you never feel cooped up! 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
1606 Cluck please 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
1607 Relax, we are flying south. I have done this a million times! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1608 Did you know that this very plane sucked my parents into its jet engines? Have a nice day. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1609 You don’t think I’m fit to be a flight attendant? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1610 No one asks why did the goose cross the road? 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1611 Welcome aboard. I'm your captain. Don't be alarmed if you see me steering from outside on the wing. 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
1612 I don't need computer navigation. I just fly south. 1.2131 0.04070 122 98 22 2
1613 Well, you know the old adage, ‘If it flies like a duck...’ And let me know if you need help getting that into the overhead compartment. 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
1614 You know what they say, keep your enemies close! 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
1615 We'll be flying toward the front of the V rotation. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
1616 Thanks for flying with us northbound the easy way. 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
1617 Relax: I was born for this. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1618 I know you're surprised to see me. It's rabbit season. 1.2128 0.04365 141 118 16 7
1619 mind the crap 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1620 These little wings are just to make you feel better. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1621 If it walks like a tourist and talks like a tourist... 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1622 You want to get there faster, next time go as the crow flies. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
1623 Be sure to read the instructions in case of a water landing. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
1624 That’s right the FAA deemed us the more experienced pilots 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1625 You should feel especially safe today. We’re flying with a larger raft than we usually do. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1626 Fly me, I'm Daffy. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1627 Welcome and Bienvenue Canadian Snowbirds a bord. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
1628 I'm not the pilot, but I can still navigate us to a smooth landing if we have a water landing 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1629 Don’t ruffle your fearhers. On this flight we take bird strike mitigation seriously! 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1630 You should see the pilots! 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
1631 Foie gras cabin 8. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1632 What’s with the face? In the event of a water landing; nobody is better then me 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
1633 Thank you for not sucking us into your engines. 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
1634 Flying South? 1.2119 0.04792 118 99 13 6
1635 Beats flying south the old way. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
1636 Welcome aboard! I’ll be your pilot today, not like those other quacks. 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
1637 This is literally an Early bird tickets flight 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
1638 If your destination is Phoenix, waddle over to gate sixteen for your connecting flock. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
1639 First class will dine on duck l’orange. Heh-heh, don’t worry, no one I know. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1640 Sir, here's a little joke to help you relax. You know what we call turbulence? Goose. Bump. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1641 It was Sully's idea--safer if we're inside the plane. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1642 Welcome, I’ll be your personal flotation device.” 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1643 In the unlikely event of a water landing, take the life vest from beneath your seat, put it on, exit the aircraft via an evacuation slide, only then inflate your life vest, and follow yours truly as we swim to an island, should there be one. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1644 I’m afraid you’ll have to check that as our overhead roosts are currently occupied. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1645 Flying has always come naturally to me. 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
1646 Please review the safety manual (it’s in duck). 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1647 AIRFlac, not Aflac sir. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
1648 You'll have to check your bag -- it's a full migration. 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
1649 No, no. I am just the copilot. 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
1650 When I announced "we are going down", it was supposed to be a fashion statement! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1651 Don't worry. We'll teach you to swim. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1652 We’ll be flying lead in V formation with six other aircraft! 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1653 And I’m also on the menu. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1654 Buckle up, the pilot is a quack. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1655 Don't worry. I just earned my wings. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1656 The bag fees are for the birds. 1.2105 0.04032 114 91 22 1
1657 It’s only non stop, until I spot a corn field. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
1658 I know, shocking isn't it, my first east-west flight. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1659 Don’t worry,I fly this route every summer! 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1660 You'll love our new open-air seating. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
1661 'Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack-quack-quack, quack? They quack-up! Ha, Haha, Ha-ha-ha.' 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1662 You’re lucky, my last flight had a water landing. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
1663 There’s a quack in the plane. Just kidding. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
1664 You should be prepared for a water landing! 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1665 I’ll see you in the fall when we fly south. 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1666 Welcome aboard..I’m the flight navigator 1.2101 0.04755 119 100 13 6
1667 Welcome, and thanks for choosing Audubon Airlines! 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
1668 I'm just the flight engineer, the pilot is a swan. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1669 I'll be your pilot today. I have a lot of flying experience... 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
1670 And in the likely event of a water landing... 1.2100 0.05374 100 85 9 6
1671 My wings are so tired, I just flew in from Vancouver last night. Ha ha ha! 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
1672 Thanks, and consider yourself a permanent member of the flock. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
1673 Don't worry! I have more flying hours than any pilot I have ever met 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1674 This is your Captain speaking. HAHAHAHA! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1675 Thanks for flying JetDuck! 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1676 Your snack choices for this flight are bread crumbs, pond scum, and mini pretzels. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1677 Would you rather have me fly with you or into you? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1678 Please proceed to your seat at the back left position of the V sir 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1679 Does it help to know I’m a gander? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1680 Don't worry. I earned my wings. 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
1681 Nothing to see here. Move along now. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
1682 All of our pilots have truly earned their wings 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
1683 Goose? Is this Goose? 1.2091 0.05018 110 93 11 6
1684 Sorry, no quacks on the plane. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
1685 Let’s keep it moving- shake those tail feathers, everybody. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1686 We'll be wheels up as soon as the co-pilot hatches. 1.2091 0.04849 110 92 13 5
1687 Don't look surprised. I've got wings. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1688 Oh I don’t actually fly the plane, I’m the pilot’s emotional support duck. He asked “why a duck?” And I said, well why not, and anyway anyone who believes in talking ducks needs their head examined but I am not a doctor. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
1689 The powers that be decided to hire us so we would’t fly into their engines. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
1690 Tips are better at the Peabody since I've been promoted to bellman. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
1691 Don’t worry! I’ve had my flight wings for years. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1692 No peanuts on this plane, we only serve quackers. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1693 So when a flock of Sullies flew into the engines, I laid her right down on the water ... 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
1694 Your fare doesn’t include a life vest, so in the event of a water landing, just grab me and hold on. 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
1695 Can you press the takeoff button? 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1696 No worries, I've already molted...we're good to go! 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
1697 Welcome aboard! What's your exit strategy? 1.2087 0.05016 115 98 10 7
1698 Not all of us are Aflac spokesmen 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1699 Welcome back from your migration! Highly recommend grabbing a loaf and heading to Turtle Pond this weekend. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1700 You' re going South? Too bad; this is Spring; we're North-bound! 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
1701 I max out at about 4,000 ft and 50 mph, but no one is better at water landings. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1702 Goosen morgen, and welcome to Germany. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1703 Let's see who flies into whose jet engines now. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1704 Welcome aboard. I'm Drake, and I've been flying for years. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1705 Thanks for flying Bird Brain Skies" 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1706 How long have you had your wings? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1707 They waived flight school due to the tight labor market, but don't worry - I've got experience! 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1708 Watch your step. There's a glass wall in front of you. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1709 I just flew in from Denver, and boy are my arms tired! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1710 Welcome Aboard, I am your Quacktain. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
1711 Bill me! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1712 I am a flight attendant who can actually fly. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1713 I couldn’t make it as a musical conductor Bob Hirschman, Brewster, MA 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1714 Don’t worry, I’m older than I look! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1715 My bones are hollow, how bout yours? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1716 Captain Sully Sullenberger in a parallel universe. 1.2077 0.04594 130 110 13 7
1717 I assure you that I have more flying experience than anyone in the fleet. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1718 Back pack! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1719 Welcome to Mallard Air 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1720 I've got a better chance of flying today than you do. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1721 Don’t worry about it, I’m the co pilot. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1722 No need to worry sir. I’ve literally been flying my whole life. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
1723 Welcome aboard! I'll try not to duck this up. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
1724 Excuse me sir,but I am going to have to ask you to break formation. 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
1725 Would rather have me flying in the cockpit or flying in to the engine? 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
1726 They made me an honorary captain because I promised not to fly into their engines! 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
1727 Don’t worry I’m not the pilot, just one of The lunch choices. Thanks for flying Southwest. 1.2069 0.04976 116 99 10 7
1728 Yep, I captain the flight and the “V” 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
1729 Welcome aboard 'Quack and Feather' airline. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1730 No, I don't work for Aflac anymore. Guess who I work for? "Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance". I have replaced the smug annoying gecko. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
1731 Thank you for flying with us and remember: Aflac customizes your health insurance so you only pay for what you need! 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
1732 No worries. I’ve flown for years. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1733 Sorry about the turbulence I thought saw some bread in a pond. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1734 Quack air. We'll get you high 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1735 Our in-flight snack today will be cheese and quackers 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1736 It the event of a water landing, dip your head in and rinse your wings. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
1737 Do not worry, I'm not a quack captain. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
1738 Welcome to Key West Sr! 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1739 Want to buy some insurance before your flight? 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
1740 Who else would you get to replace a pilot on strike? 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1741 Thanks for flying Migration Airlines- we’ll see you again in the fall to head back south 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1742 Don't worry. I'm just the navigator. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
1743 …then the duck says, “Why would I care if the plane goes down? I can fly without a plane!” Get it? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1744 Welcome to Budget Airlines, where I'll be your captain and your meal. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1745 With a carry-on that big, your bill will be even bigger than mine! 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1746 Now you know why I crossed the road. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
1747 Who needs air traffic control honking at ya? Am I right or am I right? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1748 Sully, shmully. I could put this thing down safely on Turtle Pond in my sleep. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1749 Don't worry, I've been flying since I was a duckling. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1750 I did not need a Covid shot. 1.2061 0.04562 131 111 13 7
1751 In my interview I noted i had flown 10,000 hours and was instantly hired on as a Captain no less" 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1752 Not every quacker gets these wings. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1753 Human strike. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1754 I just got tired of winging it 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1755 Welcome aboard Quack Airlines. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
1756 Cheer up, with global warming there’ll soon be no need for any of us to fly south. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
1757 They needed a good navigator for the flight south. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1758 Relax, I've had many years of flying experience. 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
1759 Don’t worry, no flying into birds on my watch. #family 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
1760 Flying south for the winter, are we? 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1761 This way, you'll KNOW I didn't take out an engine. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1762 I warned you, immigrants are taking our jobs. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1763 I’m your Captain, thank you for flying with us. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1764 Sorry sir, that's the wrong way...no fowl no harm. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1765 Don’t worry, yes, I’ve flown before. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1766 I'm your pilot, but check out our emu flight attendants. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1767 This motherfucker. 1.2051 0.05084 117 101 8 8
1768 Welcome to the Spring migration flight. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
1769 Your connecting flight is cancelled but there's a transcontinental bus waiting at the gate. 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
1770 Take care, and do keep us in mind for your next migration. 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
1771 Don’t you worry about a thing. Flying has always come naturally to me. 1.2051 0.03941 117 94 22 1
1772 Diversity is our strength. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1773 Good morning! I'll be your captain for this flight. Unfortunately, I can only fly one of you on my back at a time, and the carry-on will have to stay here. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1774 I think they're starting to kick in. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1775 A stopover in Paris? My cousin went to an excellent restaurant in Paris. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1776 Welcome to our friendly skies; I'm the pilot's guide bird. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
1777 Welcome. We’re about to take flight. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
1778 I'm just the co-pilot. The pilot is a turtle. 1.2043 0.05630 93 80 7 6
1779 I’m used to that surprised look. The duck in the funny insurance ads is my twin brother. . 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
1780 Even if I had fingers, I couldn't count how many times I've flown the Miami to Toronto route. I have quite the nest egg up there. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1781 No, you're not quacking up. I'm a pilot, not a con-duck-tor. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1782 I hope you’re going south 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1783 There's a pilot shortage, so they called in anyone with flight experience. My co-pilot is a Canada goose. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1784 Sir, any luggage larger than me must be checked in at the gate. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1785 Don’t worry. I’ve got plenty of flying experience. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1786 Thank you for flying Quacker Airlines. Sorry about the water landing. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1787 Sure I'm an expert flyer 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1788 I'm your captain. Have a good flight 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1789 I'm a union rep and can assure you they'll be no bird strikes. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
1790 You can put the tip on my Bill. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1791 It's not even Winter and we are getting so much business! 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1792 This may seem odd. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
1793 You say you’ve been flying your whole life? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1794 Having flown this route many times, I will be navigating today. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1795 You’ll be happy to know folks… with all the close calls with airplanes these days, management has decided to leave navigation to the experts! 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
1796 It's okay. I'm the airline's most experienced pilot. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
1797 Thank you for flying Quack Airlines 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
1798 Believe it or not my role here is to tell passengers where to locate to the connecting airbridge and how to connect to their flight 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
1799 I will be your pilot for the EARLY BIRD special. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
1800 Welcome aboard! And don't worry about a bird strike. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
1801 Thanks for flying Southwest for the winter! 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
1802 Enjoy your visit to Arctic National Wildlife Refuge! 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
1803 Don’t worry. We’re flying south. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
1804 Can I take that for you? 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
1805 Have you seen a man wearing puffer jacket stuffed with feathers ? 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1806 Please make sure your destination is South. 1.2035 0.04894 113 96 11 6
1807 Actually, all I know how to do is fly south for the winter. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1808 Don't worry--I've told all my friends not to fly into the engines. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1809 If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, then I’m probably a duck. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1810 Don't worry: I've been flying for over twenty years. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1811 No worries. I earned my wings early. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1812 I'm here to help in case of a water landing. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1813 You have nothing to fear sir, I've been flying since I was born. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1814 Welcome to the club car, if you want to get down! 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1815 I told the airline that I’ve been flying most of my life. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
1816 I know, I know...but I have more than 36,000 hours flight time! 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1817 Welcome aboard! I’m the water-landing specialist. 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1818 Thank you for flying Northbound Air. See you in the fall! 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
1819 The eggs were compliments of the missus. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
1820 The best pilots are the ones born to fly. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1821 Not to worry, I have lots of flight time. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
1822 You’re in seat V 22 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1823 Need a lift, bitch? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1824 Putting chardonnay in their water supply has really sharpened their appreciation of fine art. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
1825 Hi, this is your Captain squawking. Today, we'll be flying on two wings and a prayer!" 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1826 No fears, Dog is my co-pilot. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1827 Glad I didn’t lay an egg! 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
1828 Welcome to Winging It Airlines! 1.2020 0.04056 99 79 20 0
1829 Don't worry, my co-pilot is a friendly dragon. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1830 New York? No, it's winter. We're headed south. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1831 Welcome tp Duck & Roll Airlines. 1.2020 0.05368 99 85 8 6
1832 Not only will I be your pilot today, later tonight... I'll be your dinner. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1833 Is this your first time flying? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1834 Yes, I am your Captain….. I earned my wings several years ago, logged over twenty thousand miles in flight and over three thousand hours, and have been awarded a badge of merit for precision bombing of auto windshields. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1835 You are about to enter another dimension. There's a signpost up ahead . . . 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1836 I'm working my way south! The others will catch up in Miami! 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1837 Carry on, ducky 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1838 We’ll be serving geese and quackers. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1839 Not to worry! Look... I have my wings. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1840 Welcome to Canada sir, the Admiral’s club is to your right, honk if you need anything. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1841 In the event of a water landing, please remain calm above the surface. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
1842 Yes, of course, I've been flying since I was a baby. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1843 I am your captain. We are now flying south. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
1844 Will you be flying with us today? 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
1845 Welcome aboard Blue Goose Airlines. The upcoming bird strike should have minimal impact on our operations today. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1846 Don’t mind the poop 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1847 Oh, fuck! 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
1848 Kindly request declining the duck as your in-flight meal choice, sir. 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
1849 Want some flight insurance? 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
1850 Enjoy our flight. If you need anything, just give the stewardess a "Quack 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
1851 If you’re concerned about my credentials, my cousin does sell life insurance. 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
1852 In the event of a water landing, I've got you covered. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
1853 This will be amusing when you wake up. 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
1854 Cor! Don’t get your knickers in a bunch, mate. Who better to fly you across the pond? 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
1855 I'll take the lead and you'll just need to stay close, ideally in a tight chevron formation. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1856 We hope that you enjoyed your flight on Mandarin Airline. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1857 Not to worry. My co-pilot is a condor. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1858 Welcome to the international arrivals center, honorable guest! Are you carrying any contraband….hoisin sauce, sliced scallion, rice flour? 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
1859 Relax. Duck hunting season is two months away. 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
1860 I flew all the way from Miami, and boy are my wings tired 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1861 On behalf of our entire flight crew; Mickey, Goofy, Huey, Dewey and Louie -- Welcome to St. Louis! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1862 I finally get to ask, “Why did you cross the the platform?” 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1863 You're going south, right? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1864 I might have laid an egg on your seat, so just be careful. Welcome aboard. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1865 If I can fit in the bag, you need to check it. Kidding! 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
1866 For breakfast, how do you want my babies cooked? 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
1867 It's all good- I know Sully. 1.2000 0.05311 105 91 7 7
1868 Don't look so worried - I earned my wings years ago. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1869 Dog is my copilot. 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
1870 Hi there! Will you be flying with us today? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1871 I'm your new captain and we're changing routes - flying south! 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1872 Honestly, I think my multilingualism is more noteworthy. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1873 Good to know he has his wings. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
1874 Did you pay for your choice of pilot? 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
1875 Hope your trip is just ducky. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1876 Welcome to Spirit Airlines… I’m captain Aflac. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1877 Don't worry, I'm a great pilot. How do you think I got my wings! 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1878 Take any empty nest. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1879 We learned the hard way that it is better to fly the aircraft than fly into the engine. Have a nice flight. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1880 Don't worry! I have never quacked up. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1881 I wish that I heard about flying south this way years ago. 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
1882 Sign up for the mileage card, and get complimentary upgrade and worms. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1883 Don’t you worry folks we’ll get you to your destination up north by summer. 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1884 Mind the quack between the train and the station 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1885 Today’s entree is watercress and algae. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1886 Can I give you a wing? 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1887 Short staffed. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1888 I forgave Sully, no matter how deliberate it did seem; it's all a part of the job." 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
1889 No need to worry, I’ve been flying my whole life. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1890 You were smart to avoid those no-quills airlines. 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
1891 We value your full satisfaction! I am here to issue you a voucher for all those goosebumps on the way… 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1892 Pilot shortage quackly resolved 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1893 Why a duck? Fly United. 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
1894 I had enough points, so no hitch-hiking in the turbines for me! 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
1895 Good evening. Your pilot Maverick is up front, and I'm your co-pilot, Goose. 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
1896 Wellcome to Gander. 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
1897 All my flights end in water landings. Welcome aboard! 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1898 Don't worry, it isn't hunting season. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1899 Don't worry, if I don't know how to fly, who does? 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1900 About halfway there I'll be setting her down in a pond. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1901 We are guaranteed a water landing, by the way. 1.1982 0.04927 111 95 10 6
1902 I'm the least of your problems, the pilot is a blind mole-rat. 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
1903 See you in the Spring when it's time to head back North. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
1904 Now you're supposed to say "welcome a bird!" 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
1905 All aboard the crazy train 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1906 Welcome aboard, I’m Captain Donaldson. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
1907 This flight is duck duck, and goose is flying your connection. 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
1908 We're the navigators on north-south flights now. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
1909 not all of us are quacks! 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
1910 Not to worry, it’s just an experiment! 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
1911 Once we go South we'll mate 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1912 Don't worry, I fly this route every year. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1913 AFLAC and I had "creative differences." 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1914 Thank you for flying Quack Airlines. Have a nice day. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1915 If you didn’t buy AFLAC before boarding this particular flight, you’re screwed. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1916 Don’t worry, my co-pilot is a homing pigeon.” 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1917 Don't be alarmed. I've been flying my entire life. 1.1980 0.03985 101 81 20 0
1918 Welcome to Delta Airlines! We sincerely apologize for the freak accident yesterday that turned 1/4 of the people onboard into ducks and are working hard to make sure an event like that never occurs again. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
1919 What are your thoughts on reparations? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1920 Thanks for going south with us today.” 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1921 We’re hiring! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1922 Thanks for flying North/South Airlines. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1923 Isn’t it reassuring that our airline has finally been able to hire pilots with years of flying experience? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1924 Sure, I’ve been ostracized by my flock. But the flex schedule is amazing! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1925 AFLAC, if I were you. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1926 Sorry about all the honking over the intercom. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
1927 Sorry about the rough flight. I'm earning my wings. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
1928 Phew! My arms are tired! Bob Greene, Connecticut 917-696-6823 bob@contourventures.com 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1929 Well there’s obviously no leg room in the cockpit either, so they hired a flight expert who still can still fit in these damn planes! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1930 Welcome to FowlAir where all our pilots are quacks. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1931 No worries..... I've logged hundreds of thousands of flying hours on the North-South route. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1932 don't lay an egg 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1933 Welcome to Spirit Airlines! 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
1934 I'd say you're in good hands, but I don't have hands. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
1935 Just ask if there is anything we can do to make your flight just ducky. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1936 If you give us a positive review on Yelp it would be a feather in our cap. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
1937 Pleased to meet you. I will be your dinner tonight" 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1938 Are you seated in quacking or non-quacking? 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
1939 There will be a 20 minute layover while I check my nest. 1.1964 0.03979 112 91 20 1
1940 Don't sweat it. I'm plenty experienced. 1.1964 0.04718 112 95 12 5
1941 In a few minutes we all spread our wings. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
1942 Welcome aboard. Just a short layover while the crew checks for eggs. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1943 Time is an illusion! 1.1964 0.04886 112 96 10 6
1944 welcome to 'survivor.' 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1945 Welcome aboard. You'll be flying with us today. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1946 I was born for this. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1947 I can take that for you! 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1948 On the plus side, we have one extra flotation device. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1949 In case of emergency,just do what I do. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1950 Duckation 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1951 Sorry sir, but we only allow bags small enough to fit inside a dog. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1952 I'm here to remind people to lower their heads when entering. 1.1961 0.05221 102 88 8 6
1953 Don't worry; I trained by flying thousands of miles on my own. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
1954 I am a born flier. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
1955 Quacks and beverages will begin shortly 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
1956 Welcome aboard Rinky-Dink Airlines. I'm drunk and not a real pilot. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1957 Become a stevedore or become Duck à l'Orange. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1958 Careful with my eggs in the nest above seat 17B. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
1959 Captain Aflac at your service, sir. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1960 I identify as a bellhop 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1961 I know, I totally sound taller on the pa. I get that all the time. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
1962 We hope you will choose us again when you fly back North in the fall. 1.1953 0.04581 128 110 11 7
1963 Why are you worried? I was born to fly! 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
1964 We're a little short-handed. 1.1953 0.03852 128 105 21 2
1965 Welcome to United. I'll be your Anti-Bird Strike Liaison Officer today. 1.1951 0.05869 82 71 6 5
1966 Experience? Why I flew alongside the air force! 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
1967 Don’t worry Folks, it’s just a quick hop across the pond 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
1968 I’m afraid of heights. 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
1969 Relax, enjoy the flight, knowing if the plane goes down, I'll still be flying. 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
1970 How are you feeling about your insurance? 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
1971 I’m just here as the backup to the navigation system. 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
1972 Trust me - I know how to fly south. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1973 The GPS is down. They called me in because I can navigate by the stars. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
1974 Don't worry, this is a fowl joke 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1975 You thought the plane's wings were real? 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1976 I used to be the Aflac Duck before hard times grounded me " 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
1977 The full uniform is optional for us. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1978 Welcome to Migratory Express! 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1979 First class passengers should be aware that foie gras is definitely off the menu! 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1980 Going South for the winter? 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
1981 Good morning, I'll be your pilot as well as today's in flight meal. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
1982 Don’t forget to sign up for the frequent flyer miles, sir. 1.1944 0.05002 108 93 9 6
1983 I am the wing man! Not the conductor!" 1.1944 0.03826 108 87 21 0
1984 Due to staffing shortages, I'll be your pilot today." 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1985 There are hawks in Central Park. Be careful. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1986 Just letting you know — some of our in-flight meals are missing the bread roll. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1987 Don't worry. The pilots aren't on strike. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
1988 You need to wear a more appropriate shirt for first class, sir!” 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1989 I guess they’re short on pilots and had to wing it? 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1990 No worries, your crate is wide enough for two chickens sitting side by side. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1991 They switched to candidates with significant flying experience." 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1992 Of course I know how to fly. Trust me...I'm a professional and I work for cheep. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1993 Not to worry sir. Everything's going to be just ducky. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1994 I only take over when the pilot gets sleepy. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1995 Welcome aboard, the computer is down, so I'll be your navigator on this flight. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1996 We're short-staffed due to the bird strike. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1997 That won't fly, I can tell you! 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1998 Our first stop will be at a wildlife refuge for a few days of eating and resting." 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1999 It reduces the risk of bird strikes. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2000 Don’t worry I’ve flown this route thousands of times 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2001 I thought this was a chicken train. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2002 I seem to have misplaced my thumbs. Can you help me open the cockpit door? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2003 Welcome aboard. I’m your captain and we’ll just be winging it on today’s flight. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2004 What’s the matter, you’ve never seen a naked pilot before? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2005 And look for the rat in a vest with a clipboard. 1.1935 0.05567 93 81 6 6
2006 Before you ask, no, Captain Sully and I are NOT friends. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2007 Welcome aboard! Thank you for migrating with us! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2008 Those with gluten allergies are encouraged to avoid our in-flight meals. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2009 Welcome aboard. I'll be your Quacktin on today's flight. 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2010 If you liked Sully’s landing, you’re gonna LOVE this flight! 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2011 We’re flying South, I hope you don’t have any books in there? 1.1932 0.05796 88 77 5 6
2012 Okay, a little bumpy. I've seen worse. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2013 No tips accepted. Hands can't handle it. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2014 Welcome aboard. Start flappin those arms and remember to stay in formation 1.1930 0.03712 114 92 22 0
2015 Don't worry, I'm a diversity hire. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2016 Sure, you can book a return flight, but only once the snow melts. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2017 Pete Buttigieg put me in charge after we ran into each other at a glory hole. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2018 M specialty is piloting southerly routes in the fall and northerly in the spring. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2019 Any seat, Vee-section 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
2020 I'm Okay, but my navigator's a real quack. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2021 Did you know you can’t bring carrion luggage with you on this trip? 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2022 Sir, no carry-on bags on this flight. The overhead compartments are reserved for my relatives. 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
2023 We'll be making a layover in the Hudson this evening 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2024 Trust me, I have years of flying experience 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2025 Thank you for flying Lucky Duck Airlines! We hope you had an enjoyable experience. 1.1923 0.05127 104 90 8 6
2026 I much prefer sitting for my flights don't you? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2027 Eddy? From your dad's livestock farming days? 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2028 Be ready to flap when I say! 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2029 Shocking, I know, but it’s about time. We’ve been fighting for our right to fly for years. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2030 I have more flight time than the other pilots 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2031 Are you the captain? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2032 I bet you're having some fowl thoughts right now. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2033 I see you’ve chosen the featherless section. Please be aware that wings are not included in your particular section. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2034 Relax. I'm not the pilot; just his wingman. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2035 I can’t believe they let me pilot this thing. As a common barnyard domesticated duck I have no idea how to fly.” 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2036 Welcome aboard. We are all quacks. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2037 I'D APPRECIATE A POSITIVE REVIEW OF MY FLYING, THANK YOU! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2038 Thank you for flying with Ducks-R-US. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2039 So I said, ''oh yeah, what you goin' to do about it, Maleficent?" 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2040 Hi, I’m your Captain Daffy. We will land in New Your in two hours as the duck flies! 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2041 Sorry, you're way over the weight limit for my flight. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
2042 Welcome to Southwest Airlines Flight 1380 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2043 It's a WIN-WIN! ChatGPT affirmed my impeccable sense of direction and the airline was looking to cut costs. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2044 Oh, don't be alarmed. I had to earn my wings just like any other pilot. 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2045 Welcome aboard Quackas — the only major airline that trains its pilots in spotless window avoidance. You're in good wings! 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2046 Sorry for the delay - ran into some friends up there. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2047 Welcome to Budget Airlines. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2048 Yes, I know, you heard this is my first flight. Fear not: My co-pilot is a veteran Bald Eagle. 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
2049 Yes, since I don’t have to migrate anymore I decided to take a part-time job. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
2050 No worries, I've been flying the north-south route for a few years now. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2051 Just make sure you're ~really~ specific with your three wishes. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2052 Please excuse my fowl language but I do not give a duck, this flight does not allow any carry ons! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2053 Finally, a budget airline that's actually gone to the birds. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2054 I'm your pilot and I'm also filling in for the flight attendent? 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2055 In the event of a water landing 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2056 Relax…puddle jumping is second nature… 1.1909 0.04917 110 95 9 6
2057 How’s that for a bird strike? 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2058 Don't look so shocked, mister... I have more flying hours than any of those other so-called 'experts' in the cockpit. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
2059 I have a lot of experience with water landings. 1.1905 0.03851 105 85 20 0
2060 Are you looking for a new captain? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2061 Welcome and thank you for flying south with us today. 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
2062 I’m the captain, AND I’m lunch. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2063 We’ll be joining the flock momentarily and continuing to Mexico with a refreshment stop at a large pond 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2064 You understand that I can't carry that for you. But do you like my hat? 1.1901 0.04440 121 103 13 5
2065 Relax. I’ve done tons of puddle-jumper flights. 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2066 You call it a flight, I call it a migration. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2067 And I am also the President of the Pilot's union. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2068 The flight crew call me Captain Autocorrect! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2069 Greetings 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2070 We convinced them that letting nonflying species fly planes is cultural appropriation. 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
2071 Welcome aboard flight 117 from LaGuardia to the Hudson. I 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2072 I also sell insurance. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2073 The salary at AFLAC wasn’t enough to support my family. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2074 And our comforters were made by the crew. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2075 Welcome. I'm your backup navigator today and consultant for water landings. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2076 Welcome to Trump Airlines. I'm your pilot today. My name is Donald. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2077 Thank you for flying AFLAC Air 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2078 My co-pilot is flying somewhere inside, it is a mosquito. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2079 They were looking for pilots and I was hired immediately after they were told I could fly. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2080 Young man, I've been flying since before you were born. 1.1897 0.04885 116 101 8 7
2081 Don’t worry! I’ve been flying these not so friendly skies for years!! 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
2082 Welcome aboard our new economy airline! 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2083 Don’t worry folks, you don’t need fingers to fly these new airplanes. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2084 First thing you wanna do in the Big City is tweeze those brows, chief. 1.1895 0.05247 95 82 8 5
2085 Just so you know, this bird is headed south for the winter. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2086 You may not realize it, but I have more flight hours than any other pilot in our system. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2087 I finally got my wings."" 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2088 With any luck we’ll be flying today on a wing and a prayer. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2089 I am the pilot...I'ver had my wings forever and a day! 1.1892 0.04876 111 96 9 6
2090 Yeah, you've really been goosed by the airline this time! 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2091 Wait until you see the animals you’re sitting next to. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2092 I don’t accept corn, sir. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2093 I fly, you soar. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
2094 Welcome to the inaugural flight of Air Canada Goose 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2095 Please put your carry-on items overhead and arrange yourselves in a 'V' formation for takeoff. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2096 What? Haven't you seen Top Gun 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2097 Don’t you worry, I’m a natural! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2098 A common misconception. We’re just *mostly* flightless! 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2099 Welcome to Waterfowl Migration Airways! 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2100 No tip? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2101 I got Sully, and you’re next! 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2102 I'm your new stewardess. You can plump my butt anytime. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2103 No, I won't be going down with the ship. 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
2104 The one I love forever is untrue, so it made sense for this snowbird to fly away with you. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2105 Let's hope we don't hit a flock of people 1.1885 0.03741 122 100 21 1
2106 Just make sure you make it back in time for the return flight in the spring! And thank you for choosing Goose Airways! 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
2107 Hope your flight was all it was quacked up to be 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2108 Thank you for flying KFC. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2109 Welcome aboard! Have no fear, I earned my wings as soon as I could waddle. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2110 I know it's unexpected... But who better? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2111 Welcome to GooseCooked Airlines, take your seats~... 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2112 I'm not very good on the up, but I great on the down! 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2113 Would you like a goose to go with that gander? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2114 Birds of a feather fly together 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2115 I am your pilot, Captain Donald Duck, taking this side job in case our governor's actions cause me to be unemployed back home in Florida." 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2116 Thanks for flying Quack Airlines, we flap hard so you don't have to. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2117 Hi, my name is Daffy. I will be your pilot today. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2118 Hope you'll fly again with us in the fall! 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2119 At least I’m not a chicken. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2120 What, did you expect Maverick? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2121 Why so surprised? I was born to fly. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2122 No worries mate, you're in good wings. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2123 Aflaaac, Af----, I mean, Amtraaak, Amtraaak! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2124 Look at it this way,I won't be flying into the engines,will I. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2125 just fall right in line behind me 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2126 Please stow your carry-on luggage underneath the seat diagonally ahead of you. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2127 In the event of a water landing, line up behnid me in a row. 1.1875 0.04999 112 98 7 7
2128 See you in six months for the return flight. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2129 I’m so glad the pilot shortage gave me the opportunity to fly you today. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2130 Don’t worry. I’ve flown this route twice a year since I was a duckling. I’ve earned my wings. 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
2131 Tragically, my father flew into a jet engine. Poof! Nothing but feathers left. Have a nice flight 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2132 Welcome aboard. We’ll be serving complementary quackers with our bar service today. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2133 If you want to survive in this brave, new world; you have to be ruthless and cold. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2134 Thank you for choosing Ducky airlines. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2135 Ducking out? 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2136 I’m not a quack, I’m your captain! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2137 I’ll be your captain today, and that large egg over there will help you find your seat. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2138 Hey. Can I offer you a free upgrade? No worries. It's on my bill. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2139 Welcome aboard! We will be flying south for the winter. I earn my wings everyday. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2140 I feel my reputation has been unfairly sullied by half-truths and innuendos. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2141 Welcome to Quack Airways... We do better than duck the BS; it's pure first-class DS! 😂 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2142 Today’s first-class meal is…uh-oh.” 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
2143 Welcome aboard. This is my first flight with people. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
2144 Which way is LA? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2145 Trust me I have years of experience flying the North and South flight paths 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2146 I'm sorry sir, but masks are required on this train due to the recent bird flu outbreak. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2147 Welcome aboard, Aflac Airlines. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2148 Welcome on Easter Airlines! 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2149 What do you expect for such a cheap fare? 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2150 I didn’t have to earn my wings….I was born with them. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2151 Don't worry - I'm only the flight engineer.›› 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2152 Great choice flying south for the winter, enjoy Florida! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2153 When the flight attendant arrives, we'll be flying United! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2154 I can take that bag and give it to one of my carrier pigeons." 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2155 Humans to the right, waterfowl to the left. No upgrades available. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2156 Welcome aboard! I’m the pilot’ newest assistant wishing you a happy flight. Oh, and I’m also the emergency backup. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2157 Welcome aboard! I’m looking forward to flying south with you today. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2158 I am just the mascot. My minions fly the plane 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2159 No worries. If the computerized navigation system fails, I not only have a natural understanding of descent and landing procedures, but I am also well-prepared for the highly unlikely event of a water landing. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2160 Hold up, sir. I can guarantee you overnight delivery direct to your home! 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2161 Are your AFLAC premiums up to date? I’m your captain. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
2162 Yes, I know, wings on wings in wings, not flapping and yet we fly… 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
2163 And boy, are your arms tired! 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2164 It's true - there once was a time when suitcases didn't have wheels. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2165 My job's easy, I'm just following the plane at the front of the flying V. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2166 Our flight will be leaving soon. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2167 You’re going to love the mile high club! 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2168 Welcome to Lucky Duck Airline. A Covid start-up, and so far ten our of our eleven flights have been accident free. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2169 Try flying next time... 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2170 The co-pilot is a hamster. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2171 Tips to the conducktor apprectiated 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2172 Welcome aboard, the next migration will be taking off in the fall. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
2173 I just got my wings to fly this bird! Enjoy your flight! 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2174 You’ll be in 1-V. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2175 Sorry, we're only flying south right now. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2176 We can get your luggage to your destination for half the price of other carriers. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2177 There's room for luggage in the quack. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2178 We are scheduled to arrive at the cluck of dawn. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
2179 There's been a slight change of plans. I'll be your dinner tonight in first class. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
2180 Thank you for joining us to fly north for the summer. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
2181 Relax…I’ve had these wings all of my life. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2182 What? You've never seen a pantless pilot before? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2183 Welcome to the Quack Car! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2184 Thanks for choosing Gooseaire. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2185 No need to worry…I got my wings the day I was born. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2186 tips are appreciated, we accept cash, credit and breadcrumbs 1.1848 0.05769 92 82 3 7
2187 'Welcome to 'We know a thing or two about flying Airways' 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2188 An old lady will come by during the flight and throw bread at you. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2189 Airbus with 155 geese onboard splashes down safely thanks to quick thinking by pilot. Authorities believe humans to blame. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2190 Your return flight is scheduled for Fall. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2191 I hope you're planning an extended stay, we don't fly back up North for a while yet! 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2192 I see we are all Snowbirds! 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
2193 Have a ducky day now! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2194 British Airways we ain’t ‘ 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2195 And before this, I sold supplemental insurance. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2196 Actually, this is Florida. We’ll head back in six months. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2197 Have a quacktacular day! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2198 Bienvenue à CanardAir 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2199 ”Hey buddy,Don’t forget my 10% gratuity. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2200 Welcome and thank you for flapping with us today. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2201 Our staff are all certified flight experts 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2202 Your nest is on the left. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2203 Welcome to Duck U! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2204 Move along. We need to get the flock out of here. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2205 How hard can this flight be? I fly down to Bogota every year. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2206 If your traveling, why not take a gander? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2207 Don't forget my tip. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2208 Of course I'm the captain. No one here has more in-flight experience! 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2209 Taxis for the migration are on the left. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2210 Thanks for flying with us, especially appreciate the honking. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2211 Don't look so shocked! I have lots of experience in leading seasonal migrations. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2212 The Peking train left 20 minutes ago. 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
2213 What The Duck? 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
2214 Welcome to Avian Airways. Let us know if you're allergic to feathers. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2215 Why fly south for the winter when I can get paid to go in style? 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
2216 Wow this labor shortage is getting out of hand 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
2217 Sorry for the landing...Guess I laid an egg 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2218 Lets' hope we don't suck a human into an engine, amiright? Heh heh, a little airplane humor, right? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2219 In case of turbulence, do not worry, you will get goosebumps 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2220 It's OK. I've been flying all my life. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2221 Don't worry, south-bound flights are my forte. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2222 Did I make you chose this flight? Hmmm? 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
2223 I was hired because the TSA agents were too chicken. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2224 I'll be flying the plane. The pilot has taken up bird watching. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2225 Sorry about the turbulence my co-pilot was a fox today Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2226 It'll help if you call me Captain Drake. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2227 We've merged. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2228 Sorry again for not having any goose down pillows, we appreciate your understanding. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2229 As captain I’d like to welcome you to Air Chance. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2230 Welcome aboard. I am your captain today and am here to assure you there will be a safe and pleasant flight despite the staffing shortages. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2231 Welcome on board. Let me know if you need any help getting your luggage into the overhead 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2232 ...but you're okay with human lifeguards? 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2233 I used ChatGPT to learn English and earn my pilot's license. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
2234 Bet YOUR arms are tired 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
2235 But first, Are you guys brothers? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2236 duck" "duck" "goose 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
2237 Don't worry, I've been doing this a long time! 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2238 Thanks for flying with us. And again, I apologize for all the honking. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2239 Welcome aboard! I’ll be your Quacktain! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2240 Wild goose chase participant? Follow me. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
2241 Eat me. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2242 Fear not! Captain Donald is a veteran flyer. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2243 Our flight attendants are real birds,too 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
2244 I’m only here until migration. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2245 Whether you like it or not, this plane flies south in the winter. 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
2246 I could use your help. My feet don't reach the pedals. 1.1818 0.05048 99 86 8 5
2247 Thank you for choosing North! 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2248 This flight is for the birds. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2249 I haven't flown a jet before, but I'm happy to take a quack at it 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2250 I am your co-pilot! 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2251 Welcome aboard this Migration Airways flight ! 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2252 Stop slouching! Or that 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2253 Sure beats flapping - enjoy your flight. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2254 Welcome aboard, watch your step, the aisle is filled with poop! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2255 So another biodiversity in employment hire, I presume. 1.1811 0.03608 127 105 21 1
2256 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.1810 0.04678 116 101 9 6
2257 Not to worry it’s not my first rodeo. 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
2258 See you next migration 1.1810 0.03794 116 96 19 1
2259 On the upside, if the plane goes down, I can still escape. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2260 Enjoy your legs! 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2261 Relax, I'm not the pilot — I'm on the First Class menu. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2262 Of course I'm not the pilot. He's a Rooster! 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2263 Thank you for flying our new Jumbo class. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2264 Sorry, you'll be missing your conference. I took us south for the winter. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2265 The cat is doing the walk around.” (only instrument pilots will get this 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2266 Say the magic word and I’ll carry your bag. 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
2267 This is your quack-tain speaking -- get it?! 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
2268 Welcome! Please Honk if there's anything we can do to make your flight more comfortable. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2269 I enjoyed taking you under my wing! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2270 Welcome aboard. I'm captain Gander, but everyone calls me Sully. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2271 Don't worry. We'll be flapping off right on time! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2272 Yes, I am the Captain. You were expecting maybe an albatross 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2273 Hopefully you “confit” your luggage in the overhead storage. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2274 No bird strikes on this airline, amirite? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2275 quack quack 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2276 Welcome fellow snowbirds. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2277 I'm sure you saw the signs about carry-on bread, Sir. Mind if I just take a quick look? 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
2278 Welcome to the Aflac cruise! Our daily insurance presentation will begin shortly. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
2279 Talk about upward mobility…last week I was an emotional support animal. 1.1802 0.04823 111 97 8 6
2280 Watch out, all the overhead bins are open, make sure to... 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
2281 Flying this plane sure beats the way I used to migrate south! 1.1800 0.05001 100 87 8 5
2282 Welcome to the friendly skies. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2283 Thank you for flying with us. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2284 Pardon me. Do you have any duck food? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2285 Get in formation! We’re flying south. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2286 Peck….I mean CHECK your bag, sir. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2287 I'm here to help everyone fly south for the winter. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2288 I got sick of just crossing roads. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2289 This is the way to start a day! Bless all your days! 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2290 Ducks can talk in hell. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2291 Yes, you may recognize me from the Peabody… I changed careers after Covid. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2292 At least I’m housebroken. 1.1798 0.05434 89 78 6 5
2293 Sure about time, if meatpacking plants can use kids why can't railroads use duck ticket checkers? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2294 Daffy, the new AI robot meant to calm and entertain boarding passengers, will take some time to catch on. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2295 Karma: For that flock of geese 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2296 Don’t worry. I’ve been doing water landings for years. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2297 The in-flight meal today is bread crumbs, you cheap a**holes. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2298 And that's why they called me "Goose Down" at flight school. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2299 And you thought we were going to quack up. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2300 I’m not a quack! 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2301 Get to your seats and fasten your seatbelts, It will be a once-in-a-lifetime experience. 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
2302 Heading north for the summer? 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
2303 AFLAC cut you? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2304 I was top of my class at flight school. 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
2305 Don't worry. I have full Audobon certification. 1.1795 0.04479 117 101 11 5
2306 No thanks, we'll take a cab. 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
2307 Staffing shortages have resulted in a new meaning for the true, full Disney experience. 1.1795 0.04641 117 102 9 6
2308 My parents getting sucked into a jet engine is my origin story. 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
2309 Relax. I’m scared, too. 1.1795 0.04641 117 102 9 6
2310 Thank you for choosing to flock with us. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2311 I know what you’re thinking. Yes, there will be Biscoff for today’s flight. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
2312 Sure it's my first time flying one of these things, but I"m totally relaxed. I don't need a parachute. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2313 Good evening, I'll be your Captain tonight! 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2314 In the sky! It's a bird! It's an airplane! That's right dumbass! 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2315 Don’t worry, I’ve migrated this route all my life 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2316 You can forget that old adage that chickens don't fly! 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2317 Welcome a baaaawk! 1.1792 0.04979 106 93 7 6
2318 Don't worry, I've been flying since I was 6 months old. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2319 Welcome! Due to pilot shortage, I'll be in the cockpit today. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2320 Let me assure you that our engines will be goose-free to Chicago. Once we're in Canada, all bets are off. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2321 Quack. You weren’t expecting that were you now. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
2322 I take my tips in bills. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2323 We had a bird strike once—but they raised my pay and here I am. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2324 Sorry for the inconvenience, we only fly south in winter 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
2325 Excuse me, sir, there’s a $25 ‘Pilot Retirement Fund’ fee to board the plane.” 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2326 I'll be your captain. So remember to be nice to all the other chickens on board! 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2327 Save me the croutons from your salad, and I'll let you steer the boat! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2328 Captain Kangaroo had a last-minute emergency. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2329 Good Morning, my name is Groucho, and I'll be your co-pilot today. If you say the secret word, your flight is free. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2330 And our in-flight movie today is "The Birds". 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2331 Don't be misled by the name Air Fowl. We will be careful with your luggage. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2332 Welcome to Cleveland! While you’re here, be sure to go down to the big pond and annoy people! 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2333 Call me anything, just not Daffy! 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2334 Say the secret word and I’ll give you Groucho Marx and one hundred dollars. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2335 All the union pilots are striking, so there might be some unexpected turbulence today. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2336 A lot of folks have the same reaction, but since I’m a bird, I’m not legally required to have a pilot’s license. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
2337 Thanks for flying with us, we hope you had a silly time! 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2338 Don’t worry, sir. Just like me, this plane can fly and swim. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2339 What do humans know about flying, anyway? 1.1780 0.04604 118 103 9 6
2340 Step aboard! Everyone has a wing seat on this flight. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2341 Your flight crew are all experienced fliers. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2342 The pilot strike ended bird strikes. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2343 Welcome aboard, find your seat,place your carryon in the overhead and do you know how to fly a plane? 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2344 We have backup wings 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2345 Yeah, I think we can all agree that flight was quackers. 1.1778 0.05377 90 79 6 5
2346 Don't worry - I'm way more than a duck. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2347 The captain is a wandering albatross 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
2348 This way to the back of the formation. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2349 Trust me - being forced out of the nest isn't the worst thing in the world" 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2350 Good morning passengers! We may be experiencing some fowl weather ahead but no worries. I recruited my nieces to give us a synchronized show shortly after our departure :) 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2351 My apologies for the last-minute change, we’re now flying to wherever that last departure is headed. 1.1776 0.04753 107 93 9 5
2352 Close that gap with Aflac 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2353 Going South, already? 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2354 I just felt I had the knack for it. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2355 Lost my gig with Aflac. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2356 Please take your seats. We will be flapping down the runway in twenty minutes. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2357 This is Mr. Duck and today I am going to be your pilot 1.1776 0.04935 107 94 7 6
2358 I'm an anti-mask quack. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2359 Take a gander at these baggage fees, that'll really ruffle your feathers! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2360 Boy are your arms going to be tired. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2361 We could all do without the swooping 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2362 Don't worry, flying is in my blood. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2363 First time flying south for the winter? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2364 Aflak! Enjoy your trip! 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2365 Duck Wings at your service, Sir! 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2366 Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device in the likely event we end up landing in the pond of an office park. 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
2367 Don't worry, I'm the co-pilot. 1.1770 0.04572 113 98 10 5
2368 Don't worry about Long Island Sound, or the Hudson. I know some people. 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
2369 Your can pick up your newborn at carousel Number 3 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
2370 The dog is my co-pilot. 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
2371 With me as your pilot, On a wing and a prayer, takes a totally different meaning. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2372 Ready for chick-en? 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2373 Yes, I was on Sully's flight. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2374 Wellcome to Birdland, try not to ruffle the feathers! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2375 There is a bread store around the next concourse. Enjoy the lake. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2376 No need to worry it's just a windshield problem. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2377 Instead of an inflight movie today, for your enjoyment, I’ll be talking disability insurance. 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2378 We have a real treat for today's in-flight meal: pieces of stale bread. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2379 I'm the carrion bird. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2380 Don’t worry, we will be leading the V 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2381 Well at least I'm not going to get sucked into the engine. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2382 This is your captain speaking, please remain in seats as we fly north for the winter 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2383 I’ll beat you down to Acapulco Bay. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2384 Welcome aboard sir, I'm Captain Waddles, this will be our first flight to the north this spring. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2385 No worries. I was the top flyer in my training class. 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
2386 Don't worry sir, our crew has a remarkable number of flight hours. 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
2387 I got my wings flying a canard. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
2388 Welcome to Duck Airlines. I am Captain Ronald Duck. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2389 Welcome aboard. This bird HAS flown! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2390 See you in about six months for our migration back south. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2391 We’ll be flying directly behind Mama Plane to ride her wake. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2392 We offer flights with unlimited leg room, no extra charge. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2393 If you’re not headed South, this would be an excellent time to de-plane. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2394 Psst...Hey, flight to Cleveland? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
2395 AFLAC! Last chance to get your AFLAC! 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
2396 Welcome aboard and don't worry. This isn't my first flight. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
2397 I may not have to earn my wings every day, but it took my ancestors 50 million years to acquire them in the first place. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2398 If its not too much of a BIRD-den... would you mind checking your bag? Its a FOWL flight. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2399 This hotel has gone completely fowl!!! 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2400 Please take your seat. There's a bunch more 737s up there waiting for us. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2401 Don't worry, Sully's got nothing on my water landing. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2402 Yes sir, while most of the profit from our government bailout money has gone to the C-suite, we've allocated 2% to the D-suite. The Duck Suite. I'm the etiquette duck and I have to insist that you put your shoes back on. Quack. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2403 Yup, I earned my wings at Fly-the-Coop Flight Airlines 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2404 Please take your seat, we’re taking off at the quack of dawn. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2405 Enjoy your flight. The penguins will serve you shortly. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2406 Good morning and welcome on board! Little confused, aren’t we? But wait till you see stewards! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2407 Don't worry I like money. 1.1748 0.04864 103 90 8 5
2408 Welcome aboard! Wanted to assure you that Sully Sullenberger will not interfere with our flight today. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2409 It’s an easy side gig - Aflac! to Amtrak! What’s not to like? 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2410 Hope you enjoyed your flight. I did. 1.1748 0.04864 103 90 8 5
2411 All of our pilots are certified quacks! 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2412 Thanks for flying Duckwing. Don’t worry…I’m the navigator. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2413 You think it’s more natural to have a primate at the controls? 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
2414 Honk for a drink sir 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
2415 They asked me to be a consultant for flying south three years ago, and look at me now! 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2416 Quack quack Boeing 737 max quack quack 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2417 No need for concern; I got my flight hours in coming back from Miami last weekend. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2418 Yes, I can talk, but there’s more you should know about the Hotel California. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2419 Well you can’t fly! 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2420 Left, or right wing? 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
2421 Did I take my micro dose twice again? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2422 Buh bye. 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
2423 I'm your pilot. Welcome to Duck-Duck-Go Airlines! 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
2424 Not to be concerned. I've been flying since I was 2 months old. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
2425 This will be my first flight. I just got my wings. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2426 If you have the sense God gave a goose, you'll walk backwards. 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
2427 I'm just kidding. The plane obviously has engines and my arms ready for flight behind the controls. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
2428 I am not a stalk but I deliver. Sumie Jones Albany, CA 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2429 We have great discounts, particularly during the migration season when we offer long haul rates. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2430 No, I'm not a Ruppell's griffon vulture, but we fly at about the same altitude. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2431 I'm less scary inside the spic-and-span airport than outside the spinning fan turbines 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2432 Unless you've got a parachute in there, you're better off checking it. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2433 We really go all out for you on Quakers Air. Tonight's Duck Comfit was my nephew Reggie! 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2434 Pssst! Hey , mister, for a nice tip I could get you a really fresh egg for breakfast. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2435 Don't worry, I know how to fly. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2436 Who better to know how to fly? 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2437 I am your Captain,thank you for choosing Pigeon Airlines. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2438 There'll be just a slight delay until April when we start to migrate. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2439 Don't worry, you'd know the deal here if you actually paid attention to the announcements 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2440 Snowbird? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2441 If you're going north for the summer, I know the shortest route. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2442 We worked out a deal. Nice salaries in exchange for fewer flocks hitting the engines and causing crashes. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2443 Big day, we're going after Capt. Sully again! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2444 Welcome to Ayahuasca Airlines. Enjoy your trip! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2445 Some passengers are just what they’re quacked up to be. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2446 Sir, on this flight would you like the chicken or the duck? 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2447 The sky may be falling, but I’ve got experience. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2448 Are all your eggs in there? 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2449 Sorry for the rocky flight-we had a shortage of geese. 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
2450 Please take your seat on the left of the V formation. Thanks for flying Avian Airlines. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2451 I didn't even earn my wings. Baby, I was born this way. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2452 Relax, I just got a homing navigation upgrade. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2453 Isn't this what you've always suspected? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2454 no, we're going to Canada; back south in October! 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2455 Don't worry, I have more flight hours than anyone. 1.1727 0.04631 110 96 9 5
2456 Excuse me, but could you direct me to the galley in First Class? I believe I'm expected for dinner. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2457 So I told the recruiter, ‘who has more flying experience than ducks?’ And here I am! 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2458 I knew when the plane waddled, our pilot was a Quack! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2459 Welcome aboard. When the sign says, “FLAP”, flap as if your life depends upon it! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2460 Thank you for flying Ameri-Hen 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
2461 No worries, I’ve been flying since I was knee high. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2462 Low hanging entrance, duck! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2463 The last pilot was a total quack so they called me in as backup 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
2464 Sullenberger isn’t here. I’m the captain now. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2465 The flight attendants will demonstrate the parachutes. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2466 Why are you so surprised that i know how to fly? 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
2467 No need for concern. I’m a mallard, not a loon. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2468 Have a great flight sir on our new discount, engineless airlines- The Duckwing Express. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
2469 I've been flying unlicensed for years. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2470 Hope you packed light - my wings are already tired! 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
2471 Now that the winter season’s begun, we only fly south. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
2472 Better I'm in here than out there flyin' at ya! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2473 Welcome aboard! I'm your pilot, and I'll be leading the formation as we fly South for the winter. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2474 Better not have any quack in that bag! 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
2475 Don’t worry. They’re paying me big bread to fly you safely. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
2476 Put that on the pilot’s chair so I can see where we’re going. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2477 Welcome aboard,Earthling! 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2478 Trust me, no one is more surprised about this than I am. 1.1720 0.05213 93 82 6 5
2479 I can't get by just crossing roads. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
2480 Oh, don't worry, I'm not flying the plane...we trained the onboard AI to do it itself by watching me. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2481 Don't worry. I come from a family with generations of flight experience. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2482 Don’t worry. I got my wings ten years ago. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2483 ChatBot 's 3D Print of pilot 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2484 Welcome aboard. I am your Captain today. We will be flying due north in a V formation. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2485 Ahh, carry-ons, not a luxury I had when I was flying for myself. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2486 Please move back to the V section. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2487 I hope you packed a parachute in that thing. 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
2488 Your pilot is a maverick and I am a goose. 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
2489 Don't let my lack of opposable thumbs alarm you! 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
2490 Buh bye and thanks for flying with us! 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2491 Nothing to worry about. Sully taught me what to do in case of a people-strike. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2492 Not to worry, Sully trained me! 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
2493 You'll be fine if you have AFLAC. 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
2494 AAAAFFFLAK! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2495 I am your quacktain for today's flight, and yes, bread will be served as your in flight meal. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2496 Relax, I can fly, and my body is a boat. 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
2497 Don't worry I'm short but I have the best experience in flying amongst peers. 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
2498 I just flew in from Toledo, and boy are my arms tired! 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2499 We can check that for you. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2500 We’re not a quack airlines. We are actually the best! 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2501 Just wait til you see the dining options! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2502 Welcome a-brood. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2503 Aflac agent here. How confident do you feel about this Boeing flight?! 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2504 And if we have to land on water, don't worry, it won't be a problem! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2505 'Welcome to 'My Great Airlines'. Where'd ya think the name came from? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2506 I bet you were expecting 'Quack, quack' 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2507 Scrambling? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2508 Welcome aboard! I am your captain for today's trip and for lunch we’re serving human a l’orange. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2509 Walk this way. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2510 I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2511 I take Apple Pay. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2512 It’s not carry-on if it’s still moving. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2513 You duck out, and the bill’s on me ! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2514 Relax, we're not heading South. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2515 Aghast at a goose-tain 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2516 Welcome aboard. Tonight I’ll be your entree. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2517 I guess they took con-duck-tor literally. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2518 The pay is a little better than just peanuts 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
2519 No worries 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2520 Why would you worry about a water landing? 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2521 You call that flying? 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
2522 Excuse me sir, but something is a fowl. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2523 I know how you feel. I haven't flown in a while, either. 1.1700 0.05136 100 89 5 6
2524 No, I’m not interested in traveler’s insurance with Aflac 1.1700 0.04935 100 88 7 5
2525 Thank you for flying QUACK AIR. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2526 Hey,hey! Why did the passenger cross the world? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2527 Thanks for flying Animal Spirit Airlines. We'll be flying back north in the Spring. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2528 Sorry the overheads are all full. You're gonna have to gate check that bag. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2529 Thank you for flying Whyaduck Airlines. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2530 There are complimentary Quackers at the desk on your way out. 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
2531 Welcome to totally quacker airlines. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
2532 I've been flying all my life. We get you there—no excuses, no delay! 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2533 Just checking whether you're happy to be seated next to an unaccompanied egg? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2534 Not to worry, this boat’s in excellent hands… or should I say wings. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2535 Flying south for the winter? No worries. Its like shooting ducks in a barrel... 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
2536 My personal guarantee - there will be no bird strikes on this flight! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2537 Welcome to Southern Airlines. I'll be your tip-of-the-V navigator today. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
2538 Coffee, tea, or duck a l'orange? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2539 I’ll take that, sir, and get it to your destination before you get there. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2540 Don't worry, I have 135,000 hours of flight time. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2541 And in my spare time Im a spokesperson for a life insurance company 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2542 Actually, I have been flying my whole life! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2543 "Please com migrate with us again. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2544 Don't put all your eggs in one suitcase! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2545 If it looks like a duck, and... 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2546 Which way is the Men's restroom? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2547 We fly you there us. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2548 Airline Pilots can be Quack's too. Have a nice day. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2549 After years aloft it goes with the territory 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2550 He goosed #me too. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2551 We’ll be departing in the standard V-formation once the other planes have boarded. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2552 Coffee, tea, or feed? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2553 Welcome, I’m your backup pilot. My flock and I have flown this route many times. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2554 Qualified? I got my wings Day One. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2555 Don't worry sir. I have a lifetime of experience. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2556 There is ample overhead bin space on this flight. 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
2557 What? Like you didn’t know flying was for the birds. 1.1684 0.05109 95 84 6 5
2558 I wouldn't so much say there's a pilot shortage as I would say a uniform shortage. 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
2559 We are always glad to service quacks. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2560 Welcome aboard. I'm your captain, Teal Strikesover. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2561 Hey, at least I'm not in the engine! 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2562 You’ll love this flight. We’ll be doing a lot of flying in formation. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2563 Welcome Aboard! Heading south? 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2564 I realized it was a good line of work when I heard promotions were merit based. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2565 If it crashes, at least I will swim away. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2566 I hope you can join me in six months when I fly south for the winter. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2567 Welcome aboard British Gander Air ducky. My name's Drake and I'll be ensuring order during our flight south. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2568 Say, man, how do you like your worms? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2569 Welcome aboard! We're making history today - a duck will be in command of the cockpit 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2570 In case of an emergency, there will be a waterfowl landing. 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
2571 Sorry about the delay, there were some strong headwinds. 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
2572 As soon as my co-pilot, mr. Fox, gets here, we are ready for take-off! 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
2573 Trust me,this flight will be smoother! 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2574 Thank you for flying Duck Air where we only hire experienced fliers. 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
2575 Our first stop will be a marsh in New Jersey. Remember, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device. 1.1682 0.03633 107 89 18 0
2576 Apparently they were unaware of the new Aflac-Holiday Inn corporate partnership 1.1682 0.04692 107 94 8 5
2577 No worries. I have a lifetime of flyig experience. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2578 I'm your captain. Welcome aboard. 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
2579 Let me gate check that for you. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2580 Good news! We're expecting fowl weather for today's flight! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2581 See you in the fall on your way back South 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2582 I'll be your pilot today. I'm not a quack. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2583 Yes,indeed,my Master's in Aeronautics is from Drake University - how did you guess that? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2584 Don’t worry I have extensive experience flying in all kinds of weather conditions. 1.1667 0.04648 114 101 7 6
2585 You can still call me John Travolta if it makes you more comfortable. I have merely transcended to a new plain of existence. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2586 Have no worries, I was born to fly! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2587 Sully… he’s such a quack 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2588 Welcome aboard, our jet engines are "bird flew" proof, so just sit back and enjoy the flight! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2589 I'd recommend the vegetarian meal. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2590 Remember, if you see any weather balloons, duck. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2591 Quackery? no silly humans. 1.1667 0.05300 90 80 5 5
2592 Old Mac Donald has diversified from farms to the airline business. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2593 Oh we don’t take baggage anymore. Airplanes cost extra. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2594 The wingman called in sick so ... 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2595 Ready for our flight to the other side? 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2596 You must be Mr Holgersson... 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2597 The terms of the defamation suit stipulate that we get to chuck Captain Sully into an engine. 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
2598 webcor webcor 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2599 Don't worry. I have my license and my ratings are super. They say I'm a natural! 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
2600 Hello, I'll be your pilot today. I hope you have an enjoyable flight. And, for lunch, be a mensch - don't order the duck. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2601 DO NOT walk away from the Customs Officer. 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
2602 My co-pilot handles the landings. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
2603 Got a young chick in there, do you? Pullet, eh? Pullet! Quack! Quack! 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
2604 Don’t worry. If I run into a flying human, I’ll land in the Hudson. 1.1667 0.05058 96 85 6 5
2605 I assure you I have the necessary experience to fly this bird. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2606 I'm Captain Sullenbergers' co pilot today. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2607 No, the pig is the pilot. I'm just the co-pilot. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2608 I deliver more than babies. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2609 Thank you for flying Mallard Fillmore Airlines. I hope that patch of snarky conservative political ideology wasn’t too traumatic. 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
2610 All off for AlbuTurkey 1.1667 0.05300 90 80 5 5
2611 With many a bird's eye view of the migration route, I've got this under my wing! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2612 We have an open nesting policy. Each nest includes fresh eggs, covered in the plushest downy fleece, and comes with a bag of white bread. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
2613 Hey, it's Daisy from the park. Yes, the odd duck. Well, look at me now. 1.1667 0.04837 96 84 8 4
2614 Be A Day Tripper. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2615 Flying is flying! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2616 Worry not, sir. I'm just filling in as a contraband sniffer. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2617 I'm actually one of the flight crew. Camels are assigned to the trains. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2618 Yeah, I’m pleased the bird strike is over too… 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2619 Welcome aboard! Our flight is sure to be a quacking good time. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2620 Move quackly to your seat! 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2621 ‘Got any grapes’ 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2622 :Not Quandas. Quackus." 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
2623 and I can talk, too 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
2624 Human in-flight crews are an extra $400. 1.1651 0.04611 109 96 8 5
2625 Have a ducky day! 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
2626 We'll soon be flying north. Pretty soon. Like, in early May. You'll have a month and a half layover in Mexico City. But meanwhile, we have a very impressive beverage supply! 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
2627 This way to the aviary! 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
2628 I am the pilot on your next flight leg. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2629 But as your Captain, I have other options if the non-slip cream for my feathers doesn't work. 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
2630 Hey big fella, don’t forget to duck for the overhead bins. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2631 Alaska in Winter? Nope, we're flying south ... 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2632 Due to the strike, I'm the new navigation pilot. Welcome aboard!" 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2633 What you call a crash, we consider an ordinary water landing. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2634 These wings are my parachute. 1.1649 0.05009 97 86 6 5
2635 Welcome to Quacker Airlines. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
2636 Take your seat. The flock takes off in ten minutes. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2637 Your flyway is on Concourse B. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2638 Welcome aboard our northern migration flight. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2639 Are you trying to smuggle in an illegal eiderdown? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2640 Sir, may I help you right quack? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2641 What does Aflac even mean? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2642 I'm Fozzie Fowl! I got the aardvark fired! Quacka Quacka! hahahahahahah! Watch your head in the cabin. You know, 'duck!' Quacka Quacka! hahahahahahaha! But seriously, this pin sticking in my breast really hurts. Quacka Quacka! hahahahahaha! Burrrp! 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2643 Welcome to Great Goose Air! Today we’ll be flying in a V-formation and stopping to befoul a number of lovely parks and waterways 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2644 Sorry for the delay. I can’t go faster than 60 mph. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2645 I just assumed it auto corrected to ‘ducking airplane… 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2646 I can tell by your surprised look that you thought we all flew south for the winter. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2647 Don't you worry, I'll fill that empty nest! 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
2648 Limo for Mr. Sloan--waiting at rear exit. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2649 Yes I have a lifetime of experience in flying. This can't be much different then the other way. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2650 A human flight attendant will be available to take care of your needs in the cabin. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2651 Welcome aboard Delta's first vegan flight! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2652 That rail strike is causing a lot of problems in London. Better hope we don’t have a bird strike over here. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2653 Don't worry, I'm just the copilot. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
2654 Thanks for flying Portugeese Airlines! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2655 I told you it wasn't auto-correct. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2656 I've flown this route since I was a fledgling. Trust me. 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2657 I, am your Captain now! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2658 Hope to see you on my summer route when I head north for the season. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2659 I earn my wings every day. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2660 Don’t worry, I’m better in the cockpit than in the engines. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2661 Take your seat, and prepare for a water landing. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2662 Have you considered a new type of flying? 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2663 Coo coo Could be a rough fly sometimes 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
2664 No, I havent flown a plane before. I'm just gonna wing it!... Haha no but in all seriousness were likely all gonna be duck soup shortly after takeoff. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2665 Don’t leave without flight insurance. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2666 Fan out. We'll be flying in a V formation. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2667 We put the 'south' in Southwest. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2668 Have a goose day. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2669 I can see you're concerned, but I really know my way around an engine. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2670 They normally don't let birds into flight school, but they said I was a natural. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
2671 Aren't airlines today just dissspicable? 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2672 With a name like Captain Alligator I’m probably not what you were expecting! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2673 Don’t worry, I’ll wing it! 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2674 I've got the wings. You got the prayers? 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2675 Don’t worry. There’s lots of us. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2676 What you looking at, human? You too got feet you don't use. And now shut your mouth and have a goose flight! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2677 Welcome aboard! The Captain is out with the bird flu so I'll be your pilot today. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2678 ‘Flying over water today, sir, I’ll be your aqua duck.’ 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2679 I may look a little flighty but I’m a natural born flyer 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2680 Bring your girlfriend and fly United 1.1630 0.04100 135 119 10 6
2681 Just so you know, we will only be flying south 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2682 Please proceed in 'V' formation. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
2683 You've heard of Captain Queeg? Well, I'm Captain Quak. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2684 C'mon ! I know Venezuela sucks and you need a second mortgage to buy my eggs but Biden insists it's all Trump's fault. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2685 Funeral expense coverage eases the burden for loved ones! Check the seat pocket for details. Quack! Welcome aboard! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2686 Welcome aboard todays first all passenger powered flight. We will be flapping off soon. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2687 ...and we'll be departing for St. Louis as soon as we locate 23 more aircraft heading for the same destination. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2688 Don't be alarmed. My flying experience more than makes up for my size. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2689 Humans THIS way! 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2690 Thank you for flying with us today , if you bring your chick next time she'll fly free! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2691 Welcome aboard. Please watch your step. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2692 Thank you for flying with us! We’ll be serving quackers today. Just kidding. Just a little joke I do. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
2693 Don't worry - this is not my first flight! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2694 ....and Daisy Duck's the co-pilot! 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2695 Low-cost carriers will take anyone who says they know how to fly. 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
2696 If anyone wants a face-mask, just stick it on my bill. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2697 I’ll make sure it’s in autopilot before they sauté me for first class. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2698 So I identify as a duck. I'm a lot more qualified than the quack I replaced! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2699 First class? Your bread crumbs will already be on your under your seat and in the overhead lockers. 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
2700 Thanks for flying Emirates. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2701 I earned my wings the old fashioned way. I spread my wings! 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2702 Welcome to Peking Airlines. I'll be the navigator for your flight. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2703 Would you like to take a gander at the cockpit? We could use some help with the controls! 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2704 I guarantee there will be no birds in the engine on this flight! 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2705 Excuse me, sir, where’s my tip? 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2706 Thank goodness! No bird strikes today! 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2707 Don’t worry, I just get my wings yesterday 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
2708 `You gonna give me a tip, cheapskate? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2709 Thank you for flying Pigeon Air! 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
2710 Line up over there, and don't forget to keep the "V" shape when you follow me as we take off 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
2711 Welcome to the new and improved Spirit Airlines! 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2712 Actually, the controls *are* quite exhausting to operate. 1.1616 0.03718 99 83 16 0
2713 Sorry, sir... you didn't say the secret word. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2714 Adulting time. 1.1616 0.04913 99 88 6 5
2715 This is explains flying in a V formation 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2716 Thank you for choosing to fly south with us this winter. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2717 Pilot shortage...I'll be flying you down to Mexico today. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2718 Finally! An airline that knows how to fly. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2719 Don’t blame me if your bag goes missing 1.1613 0.04904 93 82 7 4
2720 Don't duck out without tipping me. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2721 Welcome, who are your friends? 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2722 Might I interest you in some fowl-mouthed aviation humor? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2723 Welcome! Today's special is foie gras! 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
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