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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2023-03-06T01:11:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2023-03-20T00:12:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2023-03-14T00:12:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | March 20, 2023 |
Number of captions | 5832 |
Number of responses | 730960 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | The label said 'Lay flat to iron." | 1.7677 | 0.02017 | 1597 | 747 | 474 | 376 |
1 | I'm still taking you to the cleaners. | 1.7655 | 0.02002 | 1616 | 757 | 481 | 378 |
2 | Now might be a good time to grab that sock behind the washer. | 1.7299 | 0.01741 | 2051 | 989 | 627 | 435 |
3 | It looks like you ran out of steam. | 1.7254 | 0.01972 | 1537 | 728 | 503 | 306 |
4 | So it really did kill him to help with the ironing once in a while. | 1.7247 | 0.01697 | 2241 | 1116 | 626 | 499 |
5 | I said don't flatter yourself | 1.6881 | 0.02023 | 1494 | 762 | 436 | 296 |
6 | You know I think that suit does make you look slimmer. | 1.6800 | 0.01895 | 1547 | 756 | 530 | 261 |
7 | You’re sleeping on the hanger tonight. | 1.6737 | 0.01364 | 2942 | 1442 | 1018 | 482 |
8 | This is your iron man training? | 1.6724 | 0.02039 | 1404 | 715 | 434 | 255 |
9 | I'm quite sure I said "iron it yourself", not "iron yourself!" | 1.6517 | 0.01900 | 1562 | 807 | 492 | 263 |
10 | THAT does not make you Iron Man any more than THIS makes me Cat Woman. | 1.6474 | 0.01973 | 1520 | 812 | 432 | 276 |
11 | You have to take it off first, Jim | 1.6461 | 0.01960 | 1475 | 771 | 455 | 249 |
12 | That's not what the doctor meant by your needing more iron. | 1.6432 | 0.02501 | 880 | 455 | 284 | 141 |
13 | No one will be able to tell over Zoom. | 1.6360 | 0.02220 | 1140 | 603 | 349 | 188 |
14 | You still have some wrinkles on your forehead. | 1.6350 | 0.01882 | 1567 | 825 | 489 | 253 |
15 | Do you have any other pressing engagements? | 1.6315 | 0.02294 | 1053 | 557 | 327 | 169 |
16 | Just remember to fold yourself up when you're done. | 1.6184 | 0.02398 | 933 | 496 | 297 | 140 |
17 | On the bright side, it’s not *permanent* press. | 1.6170 | 0.01806 | 1590 | 833 | 533 | 224 |
18 | Even if you fit in my suitcase, I am not taking you with me! | 1.6162 | 0.02474 | 904 | 490 | 271 | 143 |
19 | You've got to stop spreading yourself too thin. | 1.6139 | 0.02523 | 821 | 434 | 270 | 117 |
20 | OK Salvador Dali. It's already been done. | 1.6078 | 0.02342 | 979 | 530 | 303 | 146 |
21 | Ironically, I'm impressed! | 1.6034 | 0.02885 | 653 | 358 | 196 | 99 |
22 | Ironically this adds a serious wrinkle to our relationship | 1.6016 | 0.02294 | 1024 | 561 | 310 | 153 |
23 | He loved Salvador Dali | 1.6010 | 0.01853 | 1554 | 848 | 478 | 228 |
24 | Ok, Iron Man. Now use your superpowers to do the sheets. | 1.5999 | 0.01958 | 1427 | 790 | 418 | 219 |
25 | You had one job. | 1.5974 | 0.02167 | 1150 | 635 | 343 | 172 |
26 | Was that you banging inside the dryer? | 1.5932 | 0.01508 | 2318 | 1274 | 713 | 331 |
27 | You’re not the only one with pressing business to attend to, Frank. | 1.5914 | 0.01957 | 1351 | 738 | 427 | 186 |
28 | I meant iron out OUR issues | 1.5875 | 0.01852 | 1503 | 825 | 473 | 205 |
29 | I still don't believe you're straight. | 1.5860 | 0.01929 | 1517 | 872 | 401 | 244 |
30 | Should I call 911 or gently spray you with water? | 1.5803 | 0.02344 | 922 | 508 | 293 | 121 |
31 | Honey, why don’t you just try diet and exercise? | 1.5793 | 0.01826 | 1973 | 1238 | 327 | 408 |
32 | If you'll roll over I'll iron the back. | 1.5793 | 0.02421 | 889 | 497 | 269 | 123 |
33 | Sure I said we could iron things out but… | 1.5742 | 0.01935 | 1266 | 684 | 437 | 145 |
34 | You have to take it off first. | 1.5741 | 0.02398 | 911 | 515 | 269 | 127 |
35 | When you said that you were pressed for time, I had no idea…. | 1.5740 | 0.02117 | 1115 | 617 | 356 | 142 |
36 | This is not what i meant by “iron things out” | 1.5733 | 0.02535 | 778 | 431 | 248 | 99 |
37 | Ok that's it! Back to you take out the trash and I do the laundry. | 1.5704 | 0.02060 | 1194 | 669 | 369 | 156 |
38 | This isn't what I meant by 'repressed.' | 1.5697 | 0.02444 | 904 | 522 | 249 | 133 |
39 | You're wearing that tie with that shirt again? | 1.5682 | 0.02720 | 762 | 450 | 191 | 121 |
40 | And yet he makes fun of my driving. | 1.5663 | 0.02441 | 927 | 544 | 241 | 142 |
41 | I'll fold. | 1.5619 | 0.01843 | 1550 | 896 | 437 | 217 |
42 | Great, it looks like you’ve ironed out most of your issues. | 1.5536 | 0.02546 | 746 | 421 | 237 | 88 |
43 | Let me guess. Your mom did all your laundry. | 1.5522 | 0.02020 | 1273 | 743 | 357 | 173 |
44 | Well, hello Dali! | 1.5509 | 0.02207 | 1169 | 713 | 268 | 188 |
45 | Typical guy ploy: do it wrong the first time, never asked to do it again | 1.5484 | 0.02113 | 1220 | 732 | 307 | 181 |
46 | I'll get the bicycle pump | 1.5390 | 0.02311 | 924 | 539 | 272 | 113 |
47 | I won’t take much of your time, I can see you’re pressed. | 1.5327 | 0.02299 | 963 | 575 | 263 | 125 |
48 | Well, at least it's better than the vacuum incident. | 1.5326 | 0.02200 | 1029 | 609 | 292 | 128 |
49 | Now that is just flat-out stupid. | 1.5319 | 0.02491 | 814 | 485 | 225 | 104 |
50 | Don't worry, I'll still love you when you have wrinkles. | 1.5310 | 0.02273 | 983 | 588 | 268 | 127 |
51 | The problem is that you have no backbone. | 1.5295 | 0.03069 | 508 | 297 | 153 | 58 |
52 | I see why your first wife took you to the cleaners. | 1.5290 | 0.02404 | 947 | 587 | 219 | 141 |
53 | Don't forget to hang yourself up before you wrinkle. | 1.5273 | 0.02473 | 787 | 463 | 233 | 91 |
54 | Ben, wood or wire? I have both. | 1.5271 | 0.02399 | 867 | 518 | 241 | 108 |
55 | Impressive. Now let’s see you fold the fitted sheet. | 1.5260 | 0.02175 | 941 | 538 | 311 | 92 |
56 | I told them you're flat out 'til next Tuesday. | 1.5257 | 0.02586 | 719 | 424 | 212 | 83 |
57 | The cat wants to know if she can lie on you now... | 1.5242 | 0.02513 | 805 | 487 | 214 | 104 |
58 | Next time just ask me. | 1.5228 | 0.02433 | 813 | 482 | 237 | 94 |
59 | It works better with the suit off. | 1.5226 | 0.02570 | 731 | 434 | 212 | 85 |
60 | Well, ironically… | 1.5220 | 0.02657 | 728 | 444 | 188 | 96 |
61 | I'm glad to see you've ironed things out. | 1.5197 | 0.02534 | 710 | 414 | 223 | 73 |
62 | Try hanging yourself in the shower next time. | 1.5175 | 0.02405 | 800 | 471 | 244 | 85 |
63 | The doctor just said you had an iron deficiency... | 1.5173 | 0.02400 | 837 | 501 | 239 | 97 |
64 | You are such an idiot. Get back in the dryer to fluff up a bit. | 1.5168 | 0.02658 | 685 | 411 | 194 | 80 |
65 | You have issues, Frank. Pressing issues. | 1.5139 | 0.02467 | 864 | 539 | 206 | 119 |
66 | I said, "You should be flattered!" | 1.5131 | 0.02525 | 803 | 496 | 202 | 105 |
67 | This is your idea of straightening yourself out? | 1.5130 | 0.02469 | 848 | 526 | 209 | 113 |
68 | I liked you better wrinkled. | 1.5126 | 0.02646 | 675 | 404 | 196 | 75 |
69 | Paul and Linda called to invite us to dinner but I told them you were flat out. | 1.5111 | 0.02677 | 673 | 407 | 188 | 78 |
70 | I'm not sure this saves as much time as you think. | 1.5110 | 0.02702 | 681 | 417 | 180 | 84 |
71 | Well, my mother always said you were two dimensional. | 1.5084 | 0.02496 | 775 | 471 | 214 | 90 |
72 | I see you’ve finally straightened yourself out. | 1.5073 | 0.02567 | 749 | 460 | 198 | 91 |
73 | You are spreading yourself too thin, Myron | 1.5066 | 0.02505 | 760 | 461 | 213 | 86 |
74 | Good thing that isn’t permanent press. | 1.5065 | 0.02553 | 691 | 410 | 212 | 69 |
75 | Well, that got rid of your potbelly. | 1.5065 | 0.02706 | 620 | 369 | 188 | 63 |
76 | I think you are going overboard, Stanley. | 1.5062 | 0.02737 | 648 | 396 | 176 | 76 |
77 | Darling, you missed the wrinkles on your forehead | 1.5061 | 0.03821 | 330 | 201 | 91 | 38 |
78 | So what did you have to do that was so pressing? | 1.5030 | 0.02607 | 662 | 395 | 201 | 66 |
79 | Roll over, I'll do your back. | 1.5030 | 0.02773 | 676 | 427 | 158 | 91 |
80 | This isn't what I meant when I said we could iron things out... | 1.5015 | 0.02682 | 688 | 427 | 177 | 84 |
81 | You should have Googled “Iron Man Contest,” before you started. | 1.5013 | 0.02629 | 774 | 496 | 168 | 110 |
82 | When I said we need to iron things out, I didn’t mean literally. | 1.5007 | 0.02627 | 685 | 418 | 191 | 76 |
83 | A good steam is so relaxing. | 1.4992 | 0.02623 | 641 | 382 | 198 | 61 |
84 | The perfect man! He's well-dressed and does his own ironing. | 1.4969 | 0.02730 | 636 | 391 | 174 | 71 |
85 | Hon, we were supposed iron out our problems together. | 1.4961 | 0.02678 | 647 | 395 | 183 | 69 |
86 | I told you to not use the self ironing function! | 1.4955 | 0.02973 | 559 | 350 | 141 | 68 |
87 | We're out of cat food | 1.4955 | 0.03096 | 555 | 358 | 119 | 78 |
88 | Oh honey, this isn’t how we iron out our problems. | 1.4946 | 0.02893 | 560 | 344 | 155 | 61 |
89 | Just admit you have no idea what you're doing. | 1.4941 | 0.02764 | 674 | 430 | 155 | 89 |
90 | That's still not irony. | 1.4924 | 0.02910 | 589 | 372 | 144 | 73 |
91 | I said "iron *it* yourself" | 1.4912 | 0.02969 | 568 | 360 | 137 | 71 |
92 | Too much softener, not enough starch. | 1.4891 | 0.02761 | 552 | 329 | 176 | 47 |
93 | it's a no-iron shirt, Brian | 1.4875 | 0.02797 | 601 | 374 | 161 | 66 |
94 | Don't expect me to fold you. | 1.4875 | 0.02804 | 599 | 373 | 160 | 66 |
95 | You are the reason they put warning labels on everything. | 1.4874 | 0.02861 | 634 | 410 | 139 | 85 |
96 | That's ironic | 1.4865 | 0.02816 | 629 | 401 | 150 | 78 |
97 | Get up, Salvador Dali, you’ll be late for work. And dont forget your melted stopwatch. | 1.4846 | 0.02916 | 551 | 344 | 147 | 60 |
98 | Honey, nobody irons anymore. | 1.4826 | 0.02819 | 574 | 356 | 159 | 59 |
99 | You used “ironic” wrong, again. | 1.4815 | 0.02805 | 648 | 420 | 144 | 84 |
100 | Is this what you meant by a pressing engagement? | 1.4814 | 0.02763 | 590 | 365 | 166 | 59 |
101 | You folded like a cheap suit, pathetic. | 1.4797 | 0.03031 | 517 | 327 | 132 | 58 |
102 | Tricky. Now try folding a fitted sheet. | 1.4783 | 0.02937 | 554 | 352 | 139 | 63 |
103 | Let me guess, you were pressed for time? | 1.4754 | 0.02956 | 549 | 351 | 135 | 63 |
104 | Once again, you've misconstrued what I meant by 'irony'. | 1.4744 | 0.03141 | 527 | 348 | 108 | 71 |
105 | ”I see you just couldn’t wait to try the new iron with the AI option. | 1.4738 | 0.03214 | 458 | 292 | 115 | 51 |
106 | Apparently you have an iron deficiency. | 1.4737 | 0.03011 | 570 | 376 | 118 | 76 |
107 | Well, of course, I can’t miss the irony. | 1.4735 | 0.02995 | 528 | 337 | 132 | 59 |
108 | Why the long face? | 1.4722 | 0.03100 | 504 | 325 | 120 | 59 |
109 | John, for the last time, wrinkles are a part of getting older. Deal with it. | 1.4704 | 0.03158 | 523 | 348 | 104 | 71 |
110 | Extreme irony doesn’t suit you. | 1.4688 | 0.03132 | 497 | 323 | 115 | 59 |
111 | Darling, that's not the kind of Iron Man I'm waiting for | 1.4680 | 0.03068 | 453 | 281 | 132 | 40 |
112 | You’re supposed to take the suit off first | 1.4679 | 0.03088 | 498 | 321 | 121 | 56 |
113 | Fair job, but you’ve got to put a crease in those pants. | 1.4678 | 0.03044 | 419 | 252 | 138 | 29 |
114 | When I said I wanted an "iron man", this is not what I meant. | 1.4676 | 0.03150 | 479 | 309 | 116 | 54 |
115 | Get in the dryer. I'll run you through the fluff cycle. | 1.4665 | 0.03201 | 463 | 299 | 112 | 52 |
116 | This feels a little surreal. You ironed? | 1.4662 | 0.02715 | 517 | 310 | 173 | 34 |
117 | When I said 'clean and press' I meant the suit, just the suit. | 1.4647 | 0.03153 | 439 | 276 | 122 | 41 |
118 | Will you be ready for pickup on Thursday?” | 1.4630 | 0.03065 | 460 | 289 | 129 | 42 |
119 | That's perfect darling. Now fold yourself into the third drawer and I'll see you when I get back from work. | 1.4626 | 0.03087 | 495 | 321 | 119 | 55 |
120 | You missed your forehead. | 1.4625 | 0.03237 | 467 | 307 | 104 | 56 |
121 | Honey, I don't think you used the polyester setting. | 1.4623 | 0.03215 | 411 | 257 | 118 | 36 |
122 | Don’t forget to fold. | 1.4623 | 0.03015 | 517 | 335 | 125 | 57 |
123 | So here's the wrinkle... | 1.4614 | 0.03270 | 414 | 263 | 111 | 40 |
124 | You could have been hung out to dry, but no, you had to press for more. | 1.4594 | 0.03357 | 468 | 318 | 85 | 65 |
125 | I need you to get something that rolled under the fridge. | 1.4571 | 0.03020 | 466 | 294 | 131 | 41 |
126 | Honey, when the tag says lie flat...... | 1.4553 | 0.03306 | 459 | 308 | 93 | 58 |
127 | Make sure you remember to unplug that when you're done. | 1.4553 | 0.03144 | 459 | 297 | 115 | 47 |
128 | Should I store you on a hanger or in a box? | 1.4543 | 0.03109 | 427 | 268 | 124 | 35 |
129 | Sure, you’re spineless. But you’re also a snappy dresser. | 1.4537 | 0.03211 | 421 | 269 | 113 | 39 |
130 | I see you found the Dali setting. | 1.4521 | 0.03624 | 376 | 252 | 78 | 46 |
131 | My first husband was wash and wear. | 1.4517 | 0.03037 | 445 | 280 | 129 | 36 |
132 | You know, sometimes it's better not to strike when the iron's hot. | 1.4494 | 0.03167 | 445 | 289 | 112 | 44 |
133 | And now you know why you're not allowed to use the vacuum. | 1.4487 | 0.03260 | 448 | 298 | 99 | 51 |
134 | Men!...They always think they know what they're doing. | 1.4474 | 0.03295 | 409 | 266 | 103 | 40 |
135 | But I loved your wrinkles." | 1.4468 | 0.03301 | 423 | 279 | 99 | 45 |
136 | I can tell you’re pretty steamed. | 1.4465 | 0.03415 | 383 | 250 | 95 | 38 |
137 | I'll bet you're really impressed with yourself, aren't you? | 1.4464 | 0.03300 | 392 | 252 | 105 | 35 |
138 | Depressed? | 1.4463 | 0.03527 | 354 | 230 | 90 | 34 |
139 | Did you get all the kinks out yet? | 1.4459 | 0.03363 | 388 | 252 | 99 | 37 |
140 | What I said was,"Iron it yourself", not "Iron yourself". | 1.4450 | 0.03453 | 409 | 276 | 84 | 49 |
141 | Together! We were supposed to iron out our differences together! | 1.4447 | 0.03530 | 389 | 262 | 81 | 46 |
142 | Still feeling flat? | 1.4436 | 0.03325 | 381 | 245 | 103 | 33 |
143 | Great. Now if you could only get the crease out of your brow. | 1.4433 | 0.03402 | 397 | 263 | 92 | 42 |
144 | Not the tie. It has polyester | 1.4431 | 0.03197 | 413 | 266 | 111 | 36 |
145 | Honey, that's not what the mean by "lay flat to dry." | 1.4429 | 0.03249 | 429 | 283 | 102 | 44 |
146 | Still wanna go with ‘how hard can it be?’ | 1.4427 | 0.03686 | 375 | 258 | 68 | 49 |
147 | No amount of ironing will give you a backbone,honey. | 1.4420 | 0.03596 | 371 | 250 | 78 | 43 |
148 | You forgot the fluff setting again didn't you? | 1.4417 | 0.03549 | 369 | 246 | 83 | 40 |
149 | He was pressed for time. | 1.4411 | 0.03404 | 365 | 236 | 97 | 32 |
150 | I don't think that's what the label meant by 'Lay flat to dry.' | 1.4395 | 0.03590 | 380 | 259 | 75 | 46 |
151 | Yes, I think you’ll win the limbo contest this year. | 1.4380 | 0.03482 | 363 | 239 | 89 | 35 |
152 | Don't you see the irony? | 1.4365 | 0.03244 | 417 | 275 | 102 | 40 |
153 | When you said you had pressing urges, I imagined something quite other. | 1.4364 | 0.03262 | 401 | 262 | 103 | 36 |
154 | No wonder your boss walks all over you. | 1.4359 | 0.03593 | 390 | 270 | 70 | 50 |
155 | I love your sense of self-irony. | 1.4354 | 0.03727 | 356 | 245 | 67 | 44 |
156 | Honestly, Brian, how many times have I told you to press them BEFORE you put them on? | 1.4354 | 0.03270 | 379 | 244 | 105 | 30 |
157 | When I said we should iron out our differences, you didn't have to take it so literally. | 1.4346 | 0.03251 | 382 | 246 | 106 | 30 |
158 | Iron first, get dressed second. How hard is that? | 1.4339 | 0.03543 | 378 | 257 | 78 | 43 |
159 | Well I hate to think what would have happened if I had said we need to hammer out a deal instead. | 1.4328 | 0.03901 | 335 | 234 | 57 | 44 |
160 | The irony is that all your clothes are permanent press. | 1.4328 | 0.03311 | 372 | 241 | 101 | 30 |
161 | I’m getting tired of your dramatic ironing. | 1.4327 | 0.03247 | 379 | 244 | 106 | 29 |
162 | You're right. That suit does make you look thinner. | 1.4313 | 0.03382 | 371 | 244 | 94 | 33 |
163 | It worked on TikTok. | 1.4295 | 0.03788 | 298 | 197 | 74 | 27 |
164 | OK, fine, that suit does make you look thinner. | 1.4294 | 0.03570 | 347 | 232 | 81 | 34 |
165 | So much for ironing with your clothes on - Mr. Efficiency Expert! | 1.4277 | 0.03534 | 332 | 218 | 86 | 28 |
166 | You're supposed to take it off first. | 1.4261 | 0.03169 | 352 | 221 | 112 | 19 |
167 | I think you are spreading yourself too thin. | 1.4260 | 0.03742 | 331 | 226 | 69 | 36 |
168 | The doctor's office is closed but I think we can slip you under the door into his waiting room. | 1.4259 | 0.03526 | 371 | 253 | 78 | 40 |
169 | Let me get you a viagra . | 1.4257 | 0.03774 | 296 | 196 | 74 | 26 |
170 | What I said was "Iron it yourself" | 1.4255 | 0.03783 | 329 | 226 | 66 | 37 |
171 | Would you like me to do your back? | 1.4246 | 0.03488 | 358 | 240 | 84 | 34 |
172 | I meant Before you put it on! | 1.4242 | 0.05902 | 132 | 90 | 28 | 14 |
173 | So much for reading the clothing care labels | 1.4224 | 0.03680 | 303 | 200 | 78 | 25 |
174 | Todd, when you told me you were pressed for time … | 1.4216 | 0.03228 | 370 | 240 | 104 | 26 |
175 | It ‘s not what I meant when I said “We need to iron a few things out! | 1.4213 | 0.03500 | 356 | 240 | 82 | 34 |
176 | I don't know what you think you're doing, that's not even plugged in. | 1.4211 | 0.03617 | 361 | 250 | 70 | 41 |
177 | We have very different ideas of letting off steam. | 1.4205 | 0.03332 | 371 | 246 | 94 | 31 |
178 | You want to hang out? | 1.4192 | 0.03815 | 291 | 195 | 70 | 26 |
179 | Smooth, real smooth | 1.4184 | 0.03702 | 282 | 184 | 78 | 20 |
180 | I hope you didn't select "Permanent Press." | 1.4177 | 0.03786 | 328 | 228 | 63 | 37 |
181 | I should've taken you to the cleaners when I had the chance. | 1.4164 | 0.03589 | 317 | 211 | 80 | 26 |
182 | You lack depth, Gary. | 1.4151 | 0.03949 | 318 | 226 | 52 | 40 |
183 | Don’t tell me you kept the chocolate bars in your pocket. | 1.4146 | 0.03476 | 328 | 217 | 86 | 25 |
184 | And you wonder why I don’t let you have a gun. | 1.4137 | 0.04163 | 278 | 196 | 49 | 33 |
185 | So you're still being ironic? | 1.4132 | 0.03723 | 317 | 217 | 69 | 31 |
186 | Darling, I wish you would stop trying to impress me. | 1.4132 | 0.03678 | 288 | 190 | 77 | 21 |
187 | I’m totally pressed for time! | 1.4130 | 0.04002 | 293 | 205 | 55 | 33 |
188 | There’s gotta be a better way to make you look taller. | 1.4128 | 0.03923 | 298 | 207 | 59 | 32 |
189 | Turn over. I'll do your back. | 1.4120 | 0.03746 | 284 | 189 | 73 | 22 |
190 | Very funny, Salvador... | 1.4116 | 0.03856 | 311 | 217 | 60 | 34 |
191 | That’s just like you to bend over backwards to press your point. | 1.4116 | 0.03605 | 311 | 208 | 78 | 25 |
192 | Honey, stop. I got the door open. | 1.4107 | 0.03568 | 336 | 229 | 76 | 31 |
193 | I suppose you want me to do the hand? | 1.4099 | 0.03679 | 322 | 221 | 70 | 31 |
194 | You're taking me a bit too literally, but I'm glad you've ironed things out. | 1.4096 | 0.03600 | 293 | 193 | 80 | 20 |
195 | Would an antidepressant help? | 1.4084 | 0.03515 | 311 | 206 | 83 | 22 |
196 | I just wanted you to do more chores around the house, not be a total doormat. | 1.4080 | 0.03764 | 299 | 204 | 68 | 27 |
197 | Appointment in the Flat Iron Building today, dear? | 1.4078 | 0.03676 | 309 | 210 | 72 | 27 |
198 | I thought we agreed to iron it out together. | 1.4076 | 0.03578 | 314 | 211 | 78 | 25 |
199 | That's the easy part. Now flip over. | 1.4073 | 0.03463 | 329 | 220 | 84 | 25 |
200 | I just said we should iron things out. | 1.4073 | 0.03896 | 275 | 187 | 64 | 24 |
201 | With you, everything is pressing. | 1.4061 | 0.03712 | 330 | 231 | 64 | 35 |
202 | If you were better at grammar, you'd know that the instruction 'lay flat on the ironing board' was not referring to you. | 1.4058 | 0.03912 | 313 | 223 | 53 | 37 |
203 | So, my mother was here and you ironed out your differences? | 1.4056 | 0.03588 | 323 | 220 | 75 | 28 |
204 | Do you remember where I put your hangar? | 1.4052 | 0.03703 | 269 | 177 | 75 | 17 |
205 | Next time, just hop in the dryer with a damp sock. | 1.4050 | 0.03854 | 279 | 190 | 65 | 24 |
206 | That's not what I meant when I said we needed to iron things out. | 1.4049 | 0.03770 | 326 | 230 | 60 | 36 |
207 | Honey, not all the irons in the world will ever make you straight. | 1.4043 | 0.03592 | 329 | 226 | 73 | 30 |
208 | And this, rescue kitty, is our flatmate. | 1.4042 | 0.03809 | 287 | 196 | 66 | 25 |
209 | You just have to ask yourself, "Was the time I saved really worth it?" | 1.4039 | 0.03804 | 307 | 214 | 62 | 31 |
210 | You win. Stick to drying the dishes. | 1.4036 | 0.04060 | 275 | 193 | 53 | 29 |
211 | Is this your first time? | 1.4034 | 0.03781 | 290 | 198 | 67 | 25 |
212 | This answers the question, would it kill a man to pick up an iron? | 1.4029 | 0.04154 | 278 | 199 | 46 | 33 |
213 | Very nice...but you're still going to my mother's. | 1.4029 | 0.04185 | 278 | 200 | 44 | 34 |
214 | Next time, do it BEFORE you put them on. | 1.4022 | 0.03791 | 271 | 182 | 69 | 20 |
215 | What can I say say, Fluffy? I told him it’s easy to press a suit laying flat on the ironing board, but…. | 1.4021 | 0.03849 | 286 | 197 | 63 | 26 |
216 | Very funny. We still have to have dinner with my mother. | 1.4020 | 0.03632 | 296 | 199 | 75 | 22 |
217 | Perhaps a little starch? | 1.4010 | 0.04556 | 192 | 130 | 47 | 15 |
218 | I was thinking a whole different kind of “steamy” | 1.4007 | 0.03901 | 287 | 200 | 59 | 28 |
219 | I’m pressed for time. | 1.4000 | 0.03958 | 265 | 182 | 60 | 23 |
220 | When I said we could iron things out,I didn't mean to such an extreme. | 1.4000 | 0.03545 | 310 | 209 | 78 | 23 |
221 | You win. Irony is not dead. | 1.3993 | 0.03765 | 298 | 206 | 65 | 27 |
222 | I’m just glad I didn’t ask you to mow the lawn. | 1.3993 | 0.03859 | 278 | 191 | 63 | 24 |
223 | I'll need to know your blood type before you hem the pants. | 1.3984 | 0.04152 | 251 | 175 | 52 | 24 |
224 | They’ll walk all over you at the office. | 1.3978 | 0.03863 | 274 | 188 | 63 | 23 |
225 | You know that suit is dry clean only. | 1.3977 | 0.03908 | 259 | 176 | 63 | 20 |
226 | Now isn’t this ironic. | 1.3974 | 0.03713 | 307 | 213 | 66 | 28 |
227 | This is what happens when you can’t stop pressing your point. | 1.3969 | 0.03810 | 257 | 172 | 68 | 17 |
228 | Oh, there you are. So how did lunch with my mother go? | 1.3964 | 0.04064 | 280 | 200 | 49 | 31 |
229 | You're supposed to take them off first. | 1.3964 | 0.03735 | 280 | 190 | 69 | 21 |
230 | I said, I’m into washboard abs. Not ironing board abs. | 1.3955 | 0.03886 | 268 | 184 | 62 | 22 |
231 | That's why I said - Go easy on the fabric softener! | 1.3951 | 0.03914 | 243 | 163 | 64 | 16 |
232 | You still have wrinkles on your face. | 1.3948 | 0.04129 | 271 | 194 | 47 | 30 |
233 | Honey, how did it go on Meet the Press? | 1.3939 | 0.04060 | 297 | 217 | 43 | 37 |
234 | I think you need to do your forehead again. | 1.3936 | 0.03714 | 282 | 192 | 69 | 21 |
235 | What were you thinking, Fred? It’s Casual Friday. | 1.3925 | 0.03987 | 265 | 185 | 56 | 24 |
236 | You could have just jumped in the dryer and let it run for a few minutes. | 1.3921 | 0.03818 | 278 | 192 | 63 | 23 |
237 | Botox also works. | 1.3919 | 0.03746 | 296 | 206 | 64 | 26 |
238 | I didn't think you even knew where I kept the iron. | 1.3918 | 0.03736 | 268 | 181 | 69 | 18 |
239 | Don’t flatter yourself; I’m still taking you to the cleaners. | 1.3912 | 0.03855 | 294 | 208 | 57 | 29 |
240 | You used to be so well-rounded. | 1.3902 | 0.04043 | 246 | 170 | 56 | 20 |
241 | We're all out of starch. Would you like a blue pill? | 1.3900 | 0.04013 | 259 | 181 | 55 | 23 |
242 | Flexibility has always been your long suit. | 1.3889 | 0.03753 | 288 | 200 | 64 | 24 |
243 | Great, you ruined a perfectly good husband | 1.3887 | 0.03666 | 283 | 193 | 70 | 20 |
244 | I know you said we would iron things out but really.... | 1.3887 | 0.03989 | 247 | 170 | 58 | 19 |
245 | Are you done with the iron? | 1.3886 | 0.04115 | 229 | 157 | 55 | 17 |
246 | The suit helps, but you still look spineless. | 1.3875 | 0.03961 | 289 | 208 | 50 | 31 |
247 | Mansplain this to me! | 1.3871 | 0.04137 | 248 | 175 | 50 | 23 |
248 | I guess it would kill you to do more housework. | 1.3866 | 0.04048 | 238 | 164 | 56 | 18 |
249 | Bad news... Tony Stark called and he's taking the project in a completely different direction. | 1.3861 | 0.04046 | 259 | 183 | 52 | 24 |
250 | 'Did you get it all ironed out?' | 1.3856 | 0.03890 | 236 | 159 | 63 | 14 |
251 | Jack, I said my fantasy was Iron Man, NOT an Ironed Man! | 1.3855 | 0.04048 | 262 | 186 | 51 | 25 |
252 | When they say we’ll iron this out, I don’t think this is what they meant. | 1.3849 | 0.03757 | 265 | 181 | 66 | 18 |
253 | Another YouTube tutorial? | 1.3849 | 0.04010 | 278 | 200 | 49 | 29 |
254 | How's hot yoga going? | 1.3846 | 0.03996 | 260 | 183 | 54 | 23 |
255 | What could be more pressing? | 1.3841 | 0.04960 | 151 | 103 | 38 | 10 |
256 | I guess you were pressed for time? | 1.3833 | 0.03977 | 240 | 165 | 58 | 17 |
257 | Jeremy Irons himself | 1.3833 | 0.04707 | 227 | 170 | 27 | 30 |
258 | Really Stan, I'm beginning to see why my mother finds you spineless. | 1.3826 | 0.04277 | 230 | 163 | 46 | 21 |
259 | When you’re done here, I need you to get an earring that fell behind the dresser. | 1.3825 | 0.04211 | 251 | 181 | 44 | 26 |
260 | Don’t flatter yourself, honey. | 1.3821 | 0.04156 | 246 | 175 | 48 | 23 |
261 | You forgot the collar. | 1.3817 | 0.04258 | 241 | 173 | 44 | 24 |
262 | This isn’t what I meant by let’s try ironing out our problems. | 1.3813 | 0.03832 | 257 | 177 | 62 | 18 |
263 | As if you're the only person with pressing needs! | 1.3810 | 0.04305 | 231 | 165 | 44 | 22 |
264 | Honey, why don't you just use Botox? | 1.3810 | 0.04414 | 210 | 148 | 44 | 18 |
265 | I know you’re flat-out lying. | 1.3808 | 0.04158 | 239 | 169 | 49 | 21 |
266 | Oh yeah. My hero. Ironed man. | 1.3806 | 0.04061 | 247 | 174 | 52 | 21 |
267 | That suit does make you look thinner! | 1.3800 | 0.04144 | 250 | 179 | 47 | 24 |
268 | I was thinking linguine for dinner. | 1.3799 | 0.03401 | 279 | 185 | 82 | 12 |
269 | Just what our relationship needs, more irony. | 1.3797 | 0.04171 | 266 | 195 | 41 | 30 |
270 | I told you I'd be home in 5 minutes. | 1.3782 | 0.03327 | 312 | 211 | 84 | 17 |
271 | . John, you missed a spot | 1.3780 | 0.03584 | 291 | 201 | 70 | 20 |
272 | I'm leaving you, Tom. I need someone with more depth. | 1.3780 | 0.04094 | 254 | 182 | 48 | 24 |
273 | I'm still not sure you'll fit in the overhead bin. | 1.3775 | 0.04074 | 249 | 177 | 50 | 22 |
274 | No, I don’t think that’s how he became Iron Man. | 1.3770 | 0.04000 | 252 | 178 | 53 | 21 |
275 | I knew it: Mr. Green in the laundry room with the iron. | 1.3768 | 0.03990 | 276 | 200 | 48 | 28 |
276 | This is not what I mean when I said you need to straighten yourself out. | 1.3760 | 0.04031 | 242 | 170 | 53 | 19 |
277 | I know I said we had to iron out our differences, but? | 1.3755 | 0.04098 | 229 | 160 | 52 | 17 |
278 | Is this your idea of dramatic ironing? | 1.3755 | 0.03524 | 277 | 188 | 74 | 15 |
279 | See, Fluffy? I put the iron in his hand and it'll look like suicide. | 1.3750 | 0.04064 | 272 | 199 | 44 | 29 |
280 | You really have no idea what a press secretary does, do you? | 1.3750 | 0.04413 | 232 | 170 | 37 | 25 |
281 | Iron Man, you clearly are not. | 1.3750 | 0.03922 | 240 | 166 | 58 | 16 |
282 | I think you misunderstood what I meant by flattery. | 1.3745 | 0.04008 | 251 | 178 | 52 | 21 |
283 | What about MY pressing needs...?! | 1.3739 | 0.04162 | 238 | 170 | 47 | 21 |
284 | I know they said it was so easy a man could do it. | 1.3730 | 0.04112 | 252 | 182 | 46 | 24 |
285 | Or, we could just bite the bullet & pay the checked luggage fee. | 1.3728 | 0.04424 | 228 | 167 | 37 | 24 |
286 | Ironic? I was thinking moronic. | 1.3728 | 0.03888 | 279 | 201 | 52 | 26 |
287 | We’ll reinflate him the next time we need a good man around the house. Until then it’s just the two of us living the life. | 1.3711 | 0.03909 | 256 | 181 | 55 | 20 |
288 | I'm not falling for your weaponized incompetence. | 1.3710 | 0.03744 | 248 | 170 | 64 | 14 |
289 | As usual, you've gone way overboard. | 1.3708 | 0.04005 | 240 | 169 | 53 | 18 |
290 | Damn, I wish I had checked his care label before I married him. | 1.3707 | 0.04477 | 205 | 147 | 40 | 18 |
291 | You still haven’t convinced me that you get irony. | 1.3705 | 0.04297 | 224 | 161 | 43 | 20 |
292 | I just want you to know, Mittens is exercising a lot of restraint right now. | 1.3705 | 0.04121 | 251 | 182 | 45 | 24 |
293 | Nice try, we're still going out to dinner with my mom. | 1.3704 | 0.04555 | 216 | 159 | 34 | 23 |
294 | Very nice now get up and go to work | 1.3701 | 0.05568 | 127 | 90 | 27 | 10 |
295 | The massage therapist is booked for the next two weeks, but it looks like you ironed out some kinks yourself. | 1.3701 | 0.03641 | 254 | 173 | 68 | 13 |
296 | That does it...I fold | 1.3696 | 0.04031 | 230 | 161 | 53 | 16 |
297 | Can't we just iron this out. | 1.3692 | 0.04237 | 214 | 151 | 47 | 16 |
298 | Flat Stanley! You’re back! | 1.3682 | 0.04205 | 220 | 156 | 47 | 17 |
299 | Why don’t you just come flat out and say it? | 1.3680 | 0.03808 | 269 | 191 | 57 | 21 |
300 | If this isn't an argument for Return to Office I don't know what is. | 1.3679 | 0.04495 | 193 | 137 | 41 | 15 |
301 | How's "your way" going? | 1.3674 | 0.04422 | 215 | 156 | 39 | 20 |
302 | Maybe you just aren't ready to go back to in-person meetings | 1.3672 | 0.03904 | 256 | 182 | 54 | 20 |
303 | Once again, doing it badly yourself will not get me to do it for you. | 1.3668 | 0.04086 | 229 | 162 | 50 | 17 |
304 | Going on a business trip, Stanley? | 1.3667 | 0.04236 | 210 | 148 | 47 | 15 |
305 | Want me to do your face? | 1.3665 | 0.04587 | 191 | 137 | 38 | 16 |
306 | Are you in training for the Iron Man? | 1.3663 | 0.03964 | 243 | 172 | 53 | 18 |
307 | This is exactly why they kicked you out of the choir. | 1.3659 | 0.04251 | 205 | 144 | 47 | 14 |
308 | This is not what the marriage counselor meant about ironing out our differences. | 1.3652 | 0.04164 | 230 | 165 | 46 | 19 |
309 | You're so low maintenance. My last boyfriend was dry clean only. | 1.3649 | 0.04676 | 211 | 158 | 29 | 24 |
310 | You know that you're dry clean only, right? | 1.3649 | 0.04377 | 211 | 152 | 41 | 18 |
311 | You're the one who wanted the iron with AI. | 1.3649 | 0.04124 | 222 | 157 | 49 | 16 |
312 | Try taking it off first. | 1.3640 | 0.04094 | 239 | 172 | 47 | 20 |
313 | Well, it worked on my hair in the 90s! | 1.3636 | 0.03916 | 198 | 133 | 58 | 7 |
314 | I am Iron Man | 1.3636 | 0.04391 | 220 | 161 | 38 | 21 |
315 | Charles, I think you might have an iron deficiency. | 1.3636 | 0.04088 | 253 | 185 | 44 | 24 |
316 | It's the name of the building, not the dress code. | 1.3632 | 0.04475 | 201 | 145 | 39 | 17 |
317 | When did we get a cat? | 1.3632 | 0.04584 | 201 | 147 | 35 | 19 |
318 | I thought you were pressed for time today! | 1.3632 | 0.03947 | 190 | 127 | 57 | 6 |
319 | Honey I was pressed for time | 1.3629 | 0.03776 | 248 | 173 | 60 | 15 |
320 | Real smooth, Steve. | 1.3629 | 0.04067 | 248 | 180 | 46 | 22 |
321 | Nice, try. You’re still doing your own laundry. | 1.3621 | 0.03949 | 232 | 163 | 54 | 15 |
322 | Honey, I said we could iron things out, but this is going too far. | 1.3621 | 0.04134 | 232 | 167 | 46 | 19 |
323 | It was sexy the first time, Fred. | 1.3620 | 0.04375 | 221 | 162 | 38 | 21 |
324 | I thought we agreed to embrace our wrinkles. | 1.3620 | 0.04133 | 221 | 157 | 48 | 16 |
325 | I knew I should have taken him to the cleaners. | 1.3615 | 0.03968 | 260 | 189 | 48 | 23 |
326 | Looks like you’ve run out of steam | 1.3607 | 0.04106 | 219 | 155 | 49 | 15 |
327 | Stick to painting, Salvador. | 1.3604 | 0.04117 | 222 | 158 | 48 | 16 |
328 | Your forehead is still wrinkly. | 1.3602 | 0.04726 | 186 | 136 | 33 | 17 |
329 | You’ are being ridiculous. No one is going to notice a few wrinkles. | 1.3594 | 0.04332 | 217 | 158 | 40 | 19 |
330 | Now do you believe me when I tell you that being a homemaker takes more brains than working on Wall Street. | 1.3589 | 0.04292 | 209 | 150 | 43 | 16 |
331 | I told you I don't respond to flattery. | 1.3586 | 0.03794 | 237 | 165 | 59 | 13 |
332 | Don’t think this will get you out of doing laundry. | 1.3585 | 0.04033 | 212 | 148 | 52 | 12 |
333 | This is NOT what I meant when I said we needed to smooth things out. | 1.3581 | 0.03978 | 229 | 162 | 52 | 15 |
334 | My Dad was right. You lack starch. | 1.3579 | 0.04404 | 190 | 135 | 42 | 13 |
335 | Surely you don’t need me to teach you how to fold ? | 1.3578 | 0.04309 | 204 | 146 | 43 | 15 |
336 | So this is what you meant by a pressing engagement? | 1.3578 | 0.03958 | 204 | 140 | 55 | 9 |
337 | Ironic, yes? | 1.3575 | 0.04418 | 193 | 138 | 41 | 14 |
338 | Did I really need to say "take it off first"? | 1.3571 | 0.04546 | 196 | 143 | 36 | 17 |
339 | Now you’ll fit in almost anywhere. | 1.3571 | 0.04469 | 182 | 129 | 41 | 12 |
340 | Definitely the iron….but WHO did it…and where? | 1.3568 | 0.03973 | 241 | 173 | 50 | 18 |
341 | Yes. You did scorch the tie. | 1.3564 | 0.03855 | 202 | 137 | 58 | 7 |
342 | How do you plan to do your back? | 1.3558 | 0.04512 | 208 | 154 | 34 | 20 |
343 | No, John, this is not what irony looks like. | 1.3556 | 0.04168 | 225 | 163 | 44 | 18 |
344 | Got a minute or are you pressed for time? | 1.3555 | 0.04414 | 211 | 155 | 37 | 19 |
345 | Incredible. How did you iron your right arm by yourself? | 1.3545 | 0.04602 | 189 | 138 | 35 | 16 |
346 | Now who is a door mat? | 1.3543 | 0.04796 | 175 | 128 | 32 | 15 |
347 | You want the starch or the viagra this time? | 1.3541 | 0.04743 | 209 | 160 | 24 | 25 |
348 | Still think you can live without me? | 1.3539 | 0.04670 | 178 | 129 | 35 | 14 |
349 | Oh, honey--you've always been dry clean only." | 1.3539 | 0.04242 | 178 | 123 | 47 | 8 |
350 | Don't blame me. You did this to yourself. | 1.3538 | 0.04258 | 195 | 138 | 45 | 12 |
351 | Well, at least you took your suit off the hanger this time. | 1.3532 | 0.04230 | 201 | 143 | 45 | 13 |
352 | I know you don’t want to come off like a stuffed shirt, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3529 | 0.03958 | 238 | 171 | 50 | 17 |
353 | I'm only surprised that you managed to get the cuffs right | 1.3529 | 0.04119 | 221 | 159 | 46 | 16 |
354 | Your forehead still has wrinkles. | 1.3527 | 0.04256 | 207 | 149 | 43 | 15 |
355 | I warned you not to use the cotton setting. | 1.3525 | 0.05811 | 122 | 90 | 21 | 11 |
356 | Maybe wait a week to head back into the office. | 1.3524 | 0.03816 | 210 | 144 | 58 | 8 |
357 | You should be steamed. | 1.3521 | 0.04118 | 213 | 152 | 47 | 14 |
358 | ‘Ironic’ | 1.3519 | 0.04015 | 233 | 168 | 48 | 17 |
359 | I didn’t think I needed to tell you to take them off first. | 1.3519 | 0.04079 | 216 | 154 | 48 | 14 |
360 | I, too, have pressing issues. | 1.3516 | 0.04040 | 219 | 156 | 49 | 14 |
361 | You weren't kidding when you said you had a pressing engagement. | 1.3515 | 0.04384 | 202 | 147 | 39 | 16 |
362 | Much better, but your forehead is still wrinkled. | 1.3512 | 0.04112 | 205 | 145 | 48 | 12 |
363 | Don't flatter yourself. | 1.3510 | 0.04401 | 208 | 153 | 37 | 18 |
364 | I knew that if I pressed you, you'd fold. | 1.3509 | 0.04027 | 228 | 164 | 48 | 16 |
365 | Or you could just wake up ten minutes earlier. | 1.3505 | 0.03939 | 214 | 150 | 53 | 11 |
366 | So you finally came out of the closet. | 1.3502 | 0.04218 | 217 | 158 | 42 | 17 |
367 | Your new boss wants to hang you out to dry? | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
368 | I guess you won't be wanting any dinner tonight. | 1.3500 | 0.04238 | 200 | 143 | 44 | 13 |
369 | Next you can get our relationship ironed out. | 1.3496 | 0.03642 | 246 | 172 | 62 | 12 |
370 | Take it off first! | 1.3495 | 0.04096 | 206 | 146 | 48 | 12 |
371 | Seems you’ve added a new wrinkle or two | 1.3491 | 0.03904 | 212 | 148 | 54 | 10 |
372 | OK, you've made your point -- I'LL do the ironing! | 1.3490 | 0.04419 | 192 | 139 | 39 | 14 |
373 | I gave away the tire pump when you got rid of the bikes. | 1.3488 | 0.04984 | 172 | 129 | 26 | 17 |
374 | Suit yourself | 1.3487 | 0.04371 | 195 | 141 | 40 | 14 |
375 | Almost, but you missed the ones on your forehead. | 1.3487 | 0.04431 | 195 | 142 | 38 | 15 |
376 | I don't think you understood the Iron Man casting call. | 1.3485 | 0.04265 | 198 | 142 | 43 | 13 |
377 | I think it’s time you switched antidepressants. | 1.3483 | 0.04101 | 201 | 142 | 48 | 11 |
378 | Iron 1, Man 0. | 1.3481 | 0.04537 | 181 | 131 | 37 | 13 |
379 | No, first you take your clothes off, then you iron them. | 1.3476 | 0.04151 | 210 | 151 | 45 | 14 |
380 | I don’t think Ironed Man is an actual superhero. | 1.3474 | 0.04449 | 190 | 138 | 38 | 14 |
381 | I said I want to see Iron Man, not Ironed Man. | 1.3472 | 0.04018 | 216 | 154 | 49 | 13 |
382 | Iron Man, you ain’t “ | 1.3468 | 0.04096 | 222 | 161 | 45 | 16 |
383 | My mother was right, you are spineless. | 1.3465 | 0.03873 | 228 | 162 | 53 | 13 |
384 | You’ve been pressing yourself too hard lately. | 1.3450 | 0.04288 | 200 | 145 | 41 | 14 |
385 | Next time I press the suit and you walk the dog. | 1.3448 | 0.04358 | 203 | 149 | 38 | 16 |
386 | Yes, that suit does make you look flat. | 1.3446 | 0.04671 | 177 | 130 | 33 | 14 |
387 | I’m not sure this is the way to iron out our problems. | 1.3443 | 0.04360 | 183 | 131 | 41 | 11 |
388 | Maybe you can try cooking dinner next. | 1.3438 | 0.05703 | 128 | 96 | 20 | 12 |
389 | Flat lives matter. | 1.3434 | 0.04417 | 166 | 117 | 41 | 8 |
390 | I see your iron deficiency has returned. | 1.3433 | 0.04442 | 201 | 149 | 35 | 17 |
391 | What size envelope do you need? | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
392 | You're not as smooth as you think you are... | 1.3430 | 0.04128 | 207 | 149 | 45 | 13 |
393 | ......so when you said you had a pressing engagement....... | 1.3430 | 0.04240 | 207 | 151 | 41 | 15 |
394 | Honey, that’s not what I was hinting at when I said I thought ‘Iron Man’ was sexy. | 1.3429 | 0.04031 | 210 | 150 | 48 | 12 |
395 | You feeling pressed, Dave? | 1.3426 | 0.04009 | 216 | 155 | 48 | 13 |
396 | You should've used the steamer. | 1.3426 | 0.04009 | 216 | 155 | 48 | 13 |
397 | Next time put the ironing board away when you're done. | 1.3425 | 0.03699 | 219 | 152 | 59 | 8 |
398 | What I said was, ‘Express yourself.’ | 1.3422 | 0.04489 | 187 | 137 | 36 | 14 |
399 | This is your idea of permanent press? | 1.3422 | 0.04293 | 187 | 134 | 42 | 11 |
400 | Training for another Ironed Man? | 1.3421 | 0.04200 | 228 | 170 | 38 | 20 |
401 | It looks like you have a very pressing engagement today. | 1.3420 | 0.03831 | 231 | 165 | 53 | 13 |
402 | Well, I guess that’s better than de-pressed… | 1.3420 | 0.04072 | 193 | 136 | 48 | 9 |
403 | Our marriage counselor just called and wanted to know if we had "ironed out" our problems? | 1.3420 | 0.04329 | 193 | 140 | 40 | 13 |
404 | Next time, please talk to me about these pressing matters. | 1.3418 | 0.03766 | 237 | 169 | 55 | 13 |
405 | Let's put off pruning the bushes for now. | 1.3413 | 0.04167 | 208 | 151 | 43 | 14 |
406 | Seems I was wrong. It would hurt you to do your own ironing." | 1.3412 | 0.04653 | 170 | 124 | 34 | 12 |
407 | Fold or hang? | 1.3410 | 0.04949 | 173 | 131 | 25 | 17 |
408 | These new TikTok trends are getting out of hand | 1.3408 | 0.04125 | 179 | 125 | 47 | 7 |
409 | Do you need help with your head? | 1.3405 | 0.04520 | 185 | 136 | 35 | 14 |
410 | Honey, I wasn't talking about those wrinkles. | 1.3405 | 0.04455 | 185 | 135 | 37 | 13 |
411 | Would it kill you to hire an expert every now and then? | 1.3405 | 0.04321 | 185 | 133 | 41 | 11 |
412 | I eagerly await your mansplanation. | 1.3404 | 0.04274 | 188 | 135 | 42 | 11 |
413 | You've really got to stop flying coach. | 1.3403 | 0.04357 | 191 | 139 | 39 | 13 |
414 | Actually, I’m quite impressed. | 1.3400 | 0.04452 | 200 | 149 | 34 | 17 |
415 | So much drama whenever you have to fly coach. | 1.3398 | 0.03960 | 206 | 146 | 50 | 10 |
416 | Remove clothes before ironing. | 1.3398 | 0.04192 | 206 | 150 | 42 | 14 |
417 | "No; I said 'don't 'f'latter' yourself!" | 1.3396 | 0.04217 | 212 | 156 | 40 | 16 |
418 | It said to lay flat. | 1.3395 | 0.04070 | 215 | 156 | 45 | 14 |
419 | So that explains all the screaming. | 1.3395 | 0.04888 | 162 | 120 | 29 | 13 |
420 | Well, now you're stuck this way. That suit is permanent press. | 1.3391 | 0.04787 | 174 | 130 | 29 | 15 |
421 | Should I get your iron medication ? | 1.3391 | 0.04575 | 174 | 127 | 35 | 12 |
422 | You're still on the hook to host my parents | 1.3391 | 0.04924 | 174 | 132 | 25 | 17 |
423 | Yes, your abs do look flat. | 1.3390 | 0.04449 | 177 | 128 | 38 | 11 |
424 | One more dryer sheet and you won’t be so clingy. | 1.3390 | 0.04227 | 177 | 125 | 44 | 8 |
425 | You are a flat-out liar! | 1.3388 | 0.04681 | 183 | 137 | 30 | 16 |
426 | I know it says self ironing | 1.3385 | 0.04210 | 192 | 138 | 43 | 11 |
427 | Just admit you don't understand irony! | 1.3382 | 0.04386 | 204 | 152 | 35 | 17 |
428 | Did you get your back? | 1.3382 | 0.04003 | 207 | 148 | 48 | 11 |
429 | I told you it was harder than it looks. | 1.3381 | 0.04242 | 210 | 155 | 39 | 16 |
430 | You know, if you just got yourself out of the dryer right away, this would never even happen. | 1.3373 | 0.04665 | 169 | 124 | 33 | 12 |
431 | Maybe I should explain how a few other things work, like the garbage disposal." | 1.3371 | 0.04832 | 175 | 132 | 27 | 16 |
432 | You might be spreading yourself too thin. | 1.3371 | 0.04638 | 178 | 132 | 32 | 14 |
433 | You're still not gonna fit in the carry on bag, Ed. | 1.3369 | 0.04479 | 187 | 138 | 35 | 14 |
434 | That suit makes you look flat. | 1.3368 | 0.04170 | 190 | 136 | 44 | 10 |
435 | Great impression of the Salvador Dalí painting. | 1.3368 | 0.04301 | 190 | 138 | 40 | 12 |
436 | Forget the plane ticket, now I can just FedEx you. | 1.3368 | 0.04429 | 190 | 140 | 36 | 14 |
437 | I don't think this is how Salvador Dali did it. | 1.3367 | 0.04453 | 196 | 146 | 34 | 16 |
438 | This is not what I meant when I said we need to iron things out,Derek. | 1.3366 | 0.04126 | 202 | 146 | 44 | 12 |
439 | You need to be on your side to get the creases right. | 1.3366 | 0.03966 | 205 | 146 | 49 | 10 |
440 | Big deal - your first wrinkle. | 1.3365 | 0.04532 | 208 | 159 | 28 | 21 |
441 | I hope it wasn’t on permanent press. | 1.3363 | 0.04310 | 226 | 172 | 32 | 22 |
442 | Let’s hope this isn’t permanent press.” | 1.3362 | 0.04177 | 229 | 172 | 37 | 20 |
443 | But how much time are you really saving? | 1.3355 | 0.05037 | 155 | 116 | 26 | 13 |
444 | Here, let me get your right hand for you. | 1.3354 | 0.04574 | 161 | 116 | 36 | 9 |
445 | Well, I’m impressed. | 1.3354 | 0.04740 | 161 | 118 | 32 | 11 |
446 | Of all the crazy things to do! That suit and tie are dry-clean-only. | 1.3353 | 0.04789 | 170 | 127 | 29 | 14 |
447 | You're a fucking idiot, Robert. | 1.3352 | 0.05007 | 179 | 139 | 20 | 20 |
448 | I'm very sorry you're depressed. | 1.3352 | 0.04478 | 179 | 131 | 36 | 12 |
449 | No, Jerry, it isn't irony, you're just an idiot. | 1.3351 | 0.04509 | 185 | 137 | 34 | 14 |
450 | When you said we had to iron out our differences I didn’t expect things to get so heated. | 1.3351 | 0.04329 | 188 | 137 | 39 | 12 |
451 | Your doctor warned us this would happen if you ignored your ironing deficiency! | 1.3350 | 0.04131 | 197 | 142 | 44 | 11 |
452 | This is not what I meant by pumping iron to lose the dad bod. | 1.3350 | 0.04168 | 203 | 148 | 42 | 13 |
453 | I would have done that for you | 1.3350 | 0.04183 | 206 | 151 | 41 | 14 |
454 | So this was your pressing engagement?! | 1.3350 | 0.04126 | 206 | 150 | 43 | 13 |
455 | You shouldn't put yourself under so much pressure | 1.3348 | 0.04011 | 227 | 167 | 44 | 16 |
456 | I said, "Iron them yourself, not iron yourself!" Now look what you've done! | 1.3333 | 0.04403 | 195 | 145 | 35 | 15 |
457 | You missed your forehead wrinkles. | 1.3333 | 0.04579 | 195 | 148 | 29 | 18 |
458 | So, he told me he needed a shirt ironed, I was tired so I told him he could iron himself… | 1.3333 | 0.04798 | 183 | 140 | 25 | 18 |
459 | Thank god I didn't ask you to mow the lawn. | 1.3333 | 0.04011 | 201 | 144 | 47 | 10 |
460 | The irony of the situation is clearly lost on you. | 1.3333 | 0.04676 | 168 | 124 | 32 | 12 |
461 | I’ve always said you fold too easily. | 1.3333 | 0.04261 | 219 | 165 | 35 | 19 |
462 | Honestly, I'm impressed that you ironed your shoes. | 1.3333 | 0.04244 | 189 | 137 | 41 | 11 |
463 | Okay, . . then what happened? | 1.3333 | 0.04414 | 198 | 148 | 34 | 16 |
464 | I said, Iron things out, not iron you out | 1.3333 | 0.04109 | 189 | 135 | 45 | 9 |
465 | Is this your idea of irony ? | 1.3333 | 0.04637 | 153 | 110 | 35 | 8 |
466 | I'll go get a mailing tube. | 1.3333 | 0.04315 | 180 | 130 | 40 | 10 |
467 | Nice try, but you still have to do the dishes. | 1.3333 | 0.04521 | 168 | 122 | 36 | 10 |
468 | This is not what I meant by ‘straighten yourself out.’ | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 180 | 137 | 26 | 17 |
469 | Glad to see you got it ironed out | 1.3317 | 0.04034 | 199 | 143 | 46 | 10 |
470 | That’s not how you get washboard abs | 1.3316 | 0.04355 | 190 | 140 | 37 | 13 |
471 | I still see wrinkles on your face. | 1.3315 | 0.04075 | 181 | 128 | 46 | 7 |
472 | Still flying coach? | 1.3315 | 0.04828 | 178 | 136 | 25 | 17 |
473 | I meant “Straighten yourself out” figuratively, dear. | 1.3314 | 0.04339 | 169 | 121 | 40 | 8 |
474 | You missed a few wrinkles on your face, dear | 1.3314 | 0.04652 | 169 | 125 | 32 | 12 |
475 | I know you're afraid of getting wrinkles, but... | 1.3313 | 0.04472 | 166 | 120 | 37 | 9 |
476 | I can suggest an easier way to iron your suit! | 1.3313 | 0.04632 | 166 | 122 | 33 | 11 |
477 | Well, the suit does make you look thinner now. | 1.3313 | 0.04850 | 163 | 122 | 28 | 13 |
478 | Perhaps these ‘life hacks’ have gone too far. | 1.3313 | 0.04752 | 160 | 118 | 31 | 11 |
479 | Why can't you just try diet and exercise like everyone else? | 1.3301 | 0.04187 | 209 | 155 | 39 | 15 |
480 | Lie flat to press? That’s not what it means. | 1.3301 | 0.04296 | 209 | 157 | 35 | 17 |
481 | Flattery will get you nowhere, Ted. | 1.3301 | 0.04285 | 206 | 154 | 36 | 16 |
482 | Don't worry; I've got your back. | 1.3300 | 0.04386 | 203 | 153 | 33 | 17 |
483 | Frank, I thought you were depressed, not pressed! | 1.3299 | 0.04120 | 197 | 143 | 43 | 11 |
484 | You’ve never looked so hot. | 1.3299 | 0.04532 | 194 | 147 | 30 | 17 |
485 | You need a little more starch in your backbone | 1.3298 | 0.04336 | 191 | 141 | 37 | 13 |
486 | No, I said "Do you want to see the Thin Man" | 1.3298 | 0.04448 | 188 | 140 | 34 | 14 |
487 | We could iron things out just by talking. | 1.3298 | 0.04252 | 188 | 137 | 40 | 11 |
488 | You seem like you've been under a lot of pressure lately. | 1.3297 | 0.04366 | 185 | 136 | 37 | 12 |
489 | OK, so I misunderstood when you said ‘pressing business to deal with…’ | 1.3297 | 0.04229 | 185 | 134 | 41 | 10 |
490 | Any other pressing needs? | 1.3296 | 0.04536 | 179 | 133 | 33 | 13 |
491 | I told you not to put so much pressure on yourself. | 1.3296 | 0.04395 | 179 | 131 | 37 | 11 |
492 | Ok. We get it. You’ve been through the wringer. | 1.3295 | 0.04347 | 173 | 125 | 39 | 9 |
493 | When the doctor told you that you needed more iron, he meant supplements. | 1.3295 | 0.04573 | 173 | 128 | 33 | 12 |
494 | Great, now I'll have to fold you." | 1.3293 | 0.04450 | 167 | 121 | 37 | 9 |
495 | Needs starch. | 1.3293 | 0.04368 | 167 | 120 | 39 | 8 |
496 | You look like you've been through the wringer. | 1.3289 | 0.04552 | 152 | 109 | 36 | 7 |
497 | It's only a videoconference. No one will notice. | 1.3285 | 0.03924 | 207 | 149 | 48 | 10 |
498 | I know you said you were pressed for time, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3285 | 0.03924 | 207 | 149 | 48 | 10 |
499 | I'd ask what's going on, but I don't want to press. | 1.3285 | 0.04376 | 207 | 157 | 32 | 18 |
500 | Hon, I told you you need more starch in your diet." | 1.3284 | 0.04082 | 204 | 149 | 43 | 12 |
501 | This is what happens when you put too much pressure on yourself | 1.3283 | 0.04226 | 198 | 146 | 39 | 13 |
502 | Ok, ok, I'll call you Iron Man. Will you now stop this nonsense?” | 1.3280 | 0.04166 | 189 | 137 | 42 | 10 |
503 | I’m impressed. I can’t wait to see how you screw up vacuuming. | 1.3280 | 0.04791 | 186 | 144 | 23 | 19 |
504 | Please tell me you didn’t select permanent press. | 1.3277 | 0.04706 | 177 | 134 | 28 | 15 |
505 | But it's casual Friday | 1.3274 | 0.04738 | 168 | 126 | 29 | 13 |
506 | When I said to go flat-out for the costume party, this isn’t what I meant. | 1.3268 | 0.04892 | 153 | 114 | 28 | 11 |
507 | When I said we need to iron out our problems, I was thinking more, like, couples therapy. | 1.3266 | 0.04086 | 199 | 145 | 43 | 11 |
508 | I've heard of weaponized incompetence,but this seems self-inflicted. | 1.3265 | 0.04373 | 196 | 147 | 34 | 15 |
509 | Doing it in no-time flat is only an expression. | 1.3263 | 0.04214 | 190 | 139 | 40 | 11 |
510 | You didn't set it to permanent press, did you? | 1.3262 | 0.04584 | 187 | 142 | 29 | 16 |
511 | You can now find your lost ring under the cabinets. | 1.3261 | 0.04094 | 184 | 132 | 44 | 8 |
512 | That's not what I meant when I told you to straighten yourself out! | 1.3260 | 0.04354 | 181 | 133 | 37 | 11 |
513 | It works better if you take your clothes off first | 1.3258 | 0.04475 | 178 | 132 | 34 | 12 |
514 | Good news-- the airfare came down. You don't have to go in the suitcase. | 1.3256 | 0.04508 | 172 | 127 | 34 | 11 |
515 | 'To have and to fold' weren't part of our wedding vows. | 1.3256 | 0.04870 | 172 | 132 | 24 | 16 |
516 | Pretty sure this isn’t what the doctor meant when he said you need more iron | 1.3256 | 0.04729 | 172 | 130 | 28 | 14 |
517 | Suicide's not your thing. | 1.3252 | 0.04164 | 206 | 153 | 39 | 14 |
518 | Now THAT'S Irony! | 1.3252 | 0.03930 | 206 | 149 | 47 | 10 |
519 | You must be the guy from 2D. | 1.3251 | 0.04028 | 203 | 148 | 44 | 11 |
520 | But today’s casual Friday. | 1.3248 | 0.04800 | 157 | 117 | 29 | 11 |
521 | Botox is easier. | 1.3247 | 0.04087 | 194 | 141 | 43 | 10 |
522 | I’m impressed. But so are you. | 1.3247 | 0.04216 | 194 | 143 | 39 | 12 |
523 | For goodness sakes Edward, stop being so two dimensional! | 1.3246 | 0.04195 | 191 | 140 | 40 | 11 |
524 | You coulda just used the steamer, Stanley | 1.3245 | 0.05021 | 151 | 114 | 25 | 12 |
525 | I knew he had a pressing issue, but I never thought it would come to this. | 1.3245 | 0.04560 | 151 | 109 | 35 | 7 |
526 | Next clue: You work in the Flatiron District. | 1.3245 | 0.04173 | 188 | 137 | 41 | 10 |
527 | Now what's this pressing problem that's so important? | 1.3242 | 0.04263 | 182 | 133 | 39 | 10 |
528 | Couldn’t you be like everyone else and use Botox? | 1.3240 | 0.04163 | 179 | 129 | 42 | 8 |
529 | No, you still can't come in my suitcase. | 1.3237 | 0.04560 | 173 | 129 | 32 | 12 |
530 | The pants crease should run down the center of the legs. | 1.3235 | 0.04462 | 170 | 125 | 35 | 10 |
531 | This is exactly why I don’t let you use the sink disposal | 1.3235 | 0.04690 | 170 | 128 | 29 | 13 |
532 | Now fold yourself up and get back in the closet. | 1.3235 | 0.04540 | 170 | 126 | 33 | 11 |
533 | Margaret remains skeptical about the iron-on backbone. | 1.3228 | 0.04689 | 158 | 117 | 31 | 10 |
534 | Now all you need is Nyacin and Riboflavin | 1.3226 | 0.04267 | 186 | 137 | 38 | 11 |
535 | Limbo night again? | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
536 | Did you clean the lint screen after you pulled yourself out of the dryer? | 1.3224 | 0.04904 | 152 | 114 | 27 | 11 |
537 | You just don't understand irony! | 1.3220 | 0.04694 | 177 | 135 | 27 | 15 |
538 | are you being ironic? | 1.3220 | 0.04394 | 205 | 157 | 30 | 18 |
539 | Ironic, isn't it? | 1.3220 | 0.04284 | 205 | 155 | 34 | 16 |
540 | Well, I guess, you straightened yourself out. | 1.3219 | 0.04950 | 146 | 109 | 27 | 10 |
541 | I know it saves time, but. . .. | 1.3219 | 0.04950 | 146 | 109 | 27 | 10 |
542 | Now that you're two-dimensional, you can run for Congress. | 1.3218 | 0.04752 | 174 | 133 | 26 | 15 |
543 | Not nearly as fun as rolling around in the drying machine | 1.3217 | 0.04922 | 143 | 106 | 28 | 9 |
544 | Still want me to show you the paper shredder? | 1.3216 | 0.04667 | 171 | 129 | 29 | 13 |
545 | No, I think a different color tie would be better. | 1.3214 | 0.04800 | 168 | 128 | 26 | 14 |
546 | I meant BY yourself. | 1.3214 | 0.04493 | 168 | 124 | 34 | 10 |
547 | At least you weren't trying to mow the lawn. | 1.3211 | 0.04397 | 190 | 143 | 33 | 14 |
548 | OK, OK, you're pressed for time, I got it. | 1.3208 | 0.04748 | 159 | 119 | 29 | 11 |
549 | But why? The cleaning lady comes tomorrow. | 1.3207 | 0.04153 | 184 | 134 | 41 | 9 |
550 | I think you have an iron deficiency. | 1.3198 | 0.04643 | 172 | 130 | 29 | 13 |
551 | It says, "to lay it flat so that it is wrinkle-free on the ironing board." | 1.3195 | 0.04228 | 169 | 122 | 40 | 7 |
552 | I was talking about the wrinkle in our relationship | 1.3195 | 0.04549 | 169 | 126 | 32 | 11 |
553 | Don't think this is what the Doctor meant about needing more iron. | 1.3193 | 0.04276 | 166 | 120 | 39 | 7 |
554 | You found the flat-out idiot setting. | 1.3191 | 0.04489 | 188 | 143 | 30 | 15 |
555 | When you're finished here, I need you to vacuum under the bed. | 1.3190 | 0.04497 | 163 | 120 | 34 | 9 |
556 | I still think the airline is going to charge you for a full seat. | 1.3188 | 0.04805 | 160 | 121 | 27 | 12 |
557 | Yes, I heard you say you had a pressing engagement, but… | 1.3188 | 0.04377 | 160 | 116 | 37 | 7 |
558 | It says right on the iron, 'Do Not Iron Clothes While Wearing Them. ' | 1.3187 | 0.04527 | 182 | 138 | 30 | 14 |
559 | Next time have yourself dry cleaned. | 1.3185 | 0.04337 | 157 | 113 | 38 | 6 |
560 | This looks like a YOU problem. | 1.3184 | 0.03995 | 179 | 128 | 45 | 6 |
561 | Did your mother ever teach you how to do anything? | 1.3184 | 0.04149 | 179 | 130 | 41 | 8 |
562 | I'm afraid he's run out of steam." | 1.3184 | 0.04149 | 179 | 130 | 41 | 8 |
563 | Want me to do your right hand? | 1.3182 | 0.04635 | 176 | 134 | 28 | 14 |
564 | Not what I meant by an iron supplement. | 1.3182 | 0.04271 | 176 | 129 | 38 | 9 |
565 | No, I will not give you a blow job. | 1.3182 | 0.05105 | 154 | 119 | 21 | 14 |
566 | I don’t think that’s what the therapist meant when she said you had some issues to iron out… | 1.3182 | 0.04420 | 176 | 131 | 34 | 11 |
567 | Honey that’s not what the doctor meant by iron supplements | 1.3179 | 0.04186 | 195 | 145 | 38 | 12 |
568 | You missed a spot. | 1.3179 | 0.04319 | 173 | 127 | 37 | 9 |
569 | Flatery will get you nowhere | 1.3179 | 0.04543 | 151 | 110 | 34 | 7 |
570 | Some Ironman -- we're not impressed. | 1.3177 | 0.04419 | 192 | 146 | 31 | 15 |
571 | The irony is, you’re still wrinkled. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 170 | 128 | 30 | 12 |
572 | At least I didn’t take you to the cleaners! | 1.3176 | 0.04895 | 170 | 132 | 22 | 16 |
573 | You need more starch. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
574 | You are so dramatic. Give me the iron. | 1.3176 | 0.04892 | 148 | 111 | 27 | 10 |
575 | Gee, I'm glad now I didn't ask you to dice the cucumber. | 1.3174 | 0.04659 | 167 | 126 | 29 | 12 |
576 | I assume you're done with the iron? | 1.3174 | 0.04338 | 167 | 122 | 37 | 8 |
577 | So you're just going to flat-out lie? | 1.3172 | 0.04519 | 186 | 142 | 29 | 15 |
578 | It's "Iron-Man", honey, NOT "Ironed Man". | 1.3171 | 0.04797 | 164 | 125 | 26 | 13 |
579 | Honey, this is not what I meant by ironing out our differences. | 1.3171 | 0.04557 | 164 | 122 | 32 | 10 |
580 | Any other pressing issues | 1.3171 | 0.04797 | 164 | 125 | 26 | 13 |
581 | Well no, actually the irony is not lost on me. | 1.3169 | 0.04301 | 183 | 136 | 36 | 11 |
582 | You are not iron man! | 1.3167 | 0.04420 | 180 | 135 | 33 | 12 |
583 | Carry-on is ambitious but I think you'll fit nicely into the roller. | 1.3165 | 0.04407 | 158 | 115 | 36 | 7 |
584 | That's not the way to straighten out your life, Paul. | 1.3164 | 0.04325 | 177 | 131 | 36 | 10 |
585 | You still need to take your iron supplements | 1.3164 | 0.04399 | 177 | 132 | 34 | 11 |
586 | Not what I meant when I asked you to straighten things up! | 1.3164 | 0.04018 | 177 | 127 | 44 | 6 |
587 | I told you. Most people don’t get irony. | 1.3162 | 0.05187 | 136 | 103 | 23 | 10 |
588 | You might try the Fluff Cycle next time | 1.3161 | 0.04524 | 174 | 131 | 31 | 12 |
589 | I meant more iron in your diet | 1.3158 | 0.04256 | 190 | 142 | 36 | 12 |
590 | You gotta know when to fold 'em. | 1.3158 | 0.04055 | 190 | 139 | 42 | 9 |
591 | Congratulations on completing the iron man marathon. | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
592 | You forgot to take out the trash | 1.3154 | 0.05047 | 149 | 114 | 23 | 12 |
593 | I walked the dog while you were in the dryer. | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
594 | I'll let the Coopers know we're going to be late. | 1.3152 | 0.04694 | 165 | 125 | 28 | 12 |
595 | Pressed for time? | 1.3148 | 0.04673 | 162 | 122 | 29 | 11 |
596 | Yes, dear, I get it — ironing out the kinks — that's very funny. | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
597 | Every time, Steve. Every. Single. Time. | 1.3148 | 0.04505 | 162 | 120 | 33 | 9 |
598 | I'd say we can fit you in a carry-on bag. | 1.3143 | 0.04277 | 175 | 129 | 37 | 9 |
599 | I said, "you can do the ironing yourself", not "iron yourself". | 1.3143 | 0.04716 | 175 | 135 | 25 | 15 |
600 | See, this is what I'm talking about. Weaponized Incompetence | 1.3141 | 0.05048 | 156 | 121 | 21 | 14 |
601 | This is not how you treat iron-deficiency! | 1.3141 | 0.04796 | 156 | 118 | 27 | 11 |
602 | I’m not folding you into my carry-on bag just to save a few bucks. | 1.3140 | 0.04404 | 172 | 128 | 34 | 10 |
603 | You know, this is not solving your iron deficiency. | 1.3137 | 0.04861 | 153 | 116 | 26 | 11 |
604 | We’ve talked about this. Take them off first. | 1.3136 | 0.04128 | 169 | 122 | 41 | 6 |
605 | Thanks for being so flexible. | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
606 | Well, this certainly adds a new wrinkle. | 1.3131 | 0.04314 | 198 | 151 | 32 | 15 |
607 | You must be the new flatmate. | 1.3128 | 0.04499 | 179 | 136 | 30 | 13 |
608 | He said he was going for a steam! | 1.3125 | 0.04875 | 144 | 108 | 27 | 9 |
609 | This is weaponized incompetence. | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
610 | You could have hit the Delicates cycle ! | 1.3125 | 0.04153 | 192 | 143 | 38 | 11 |
611 | Still trying to slip out the back, Jack? | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
612 | Did you really need me to tell you to take it off before you ironed it? | 1.3122 | 0.04393 | 189 | 144 | 31 | 14 |
613 | Remember when we were young and wrinkle free? | 1.3122 | 0.04263 | 189 | 142 | 35 | 12 |
614 | This is not what I meant when I said you needed more iron. | 1.3121 | 0.04683 | 157 | 118 | 29 | 10 |
615 | I see you're pressed for time | 1.3121 | 0.04627 | 141 | 103 | 32 | 6 |
616 | This is what happens to kitties who go outside the litter box. Any questions? | 1.3121 | 0.05339 | 141 | 110 | 18 | 13 |
617 | You do look slimmer.. | 1.3117 | 0.04468 | 154 | 113 | 34 | 7 |
618 | This isn't what I meant when I said you've got a few wrinkles to iron out. | 1.3117 | 0.04654 | 154 | 115 | 30 | 9 |
619 | You might have misunderstood me. | 1.3116 | 0.03989 | 199 | 147 | 42 | 10 |
620 | You missed your forehead again. | 1.3108 | 0.04968 | 148 | 113 | 24 | 11 |
621 | Talk about self-irony!!! | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
622 | So you really were all hot air! | 1.3106 | 0.04513 | 161 | 120 | 32 | 9 |
623 | Let me guess -- from a YouTube video? | 1.3106 | 0.04513 | 161 | 120 | 32 | 9 |
624 | Don’t you think Botox would have been easier? | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
625 | Told you we needed a longer ironing board. | 1.3101 | 0.04481 | 158 | 117 | 33 | 8 |
626 | I guess you have become somewhat one-dimensional. | 1.3099 | 0.03827 | 171 | 121 | 47 | 3 |
627 | Marvel called. They're going with Robert Downey, Jr. | 1.3099 | 0.05016 | 142 | 108 | 24 | 10 |
628 | That suit is quite flattering | 1.3098 | 0.04268 | 184 | 138 | 35 | 11 |
629 | You have to be careful with these new AI irons. | 1.3097 | 0.04892 | 155 | 119 | 24 | 12 |
630 | You missed the wrinkles on your forehead. | 1.3094 | 0.04524 | 181 | 139 | 28 | 14 |
631 | You've got to stop drinking the fabric softener, Frank. | 1.3094 | 0.04987 | 139 | 105 | 25 | 9 |
632 | I think you had the setting too high | 1.3092 | 0.04402 | 152 | 111 | 35 | 6 |
633 | Great, now you can fold. | 1.3087 | 0.04457 | 149 | 109 | 34 | 6 |
634 | Usually its women in comics who are two-dimensional. | 1.3087 | 0.05030 | 149 | 115 | 22 | 12 |
635 | Next time try doing it before you put them on. | 1.3086 | 0.04574 | 162 | 122 | 30 | 10 |
636 | This isn't what I meant by saying we need to "iron things out". | 1.3086 | 0.04898 | 162 | 126 | 22 | 14 |
637 | For future reference, that’s a no-iron suit. | 1.3086 | 0.04632 | 175 | 135 | 26 | 14 |
638 | This is why I never let you help around the house. | 1.3085 | 0.04065 | 188 | 139 | 40 | 9 |
639 | I bet your phone's in the lint trap. | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
640 | Just the clothes next time. | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
641 | I'm looking for someone with more depth. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
642 | You’re half the man you were when I married you! | 1.3077 | 0.04673 | 169 | 130 | 26 | 13 |
643 | This is not what I meant by ironing out our differences. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
644 | On second thought, I’ll do the dishes. | 1.3067 | 0.04632 | 163 | 124 | 28 | 11 |
645 | This relationship is becoming two dimensional. | 1.3067 | 0.04466 | 163 | 122 | 32 | 9 |
646 | Honey - Looks like you ironed out your issues. | 1.3064 | 0.04211 | 173 | 128 | 37 | 8 |
647 | Maybe we should go over this one more time. | 1.3062 | 0.04252 | 160 | 117 | 37 | 6 |
648 | Permanent Press is not a verb, Edward. | 1.3057 | 0.04578 | 157 | 118 | 30 | 9 |
649 | This isn’t what I meant when I said, “You’re perfectly capable of ironing yourself.” | 1.3057 | 0.04922 | 157 | 122 | 22 | 13 |
650 | We can’t fit dry cleaning into our budget anymore. Cat treats went up. | 1.3057 | 0.05164 | 157 | 125 | 16 | 16 |
651 | And that would be a flat out NO ? | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
652 | You've completely ruined the crease in your pants. | 1.3054 | 0.04390 | 167 | 125 | 33 | 9 |
653 | I still think you should just mail your résumé. | 1.3053 | 0.05407 | 131 | 102 | 18 | 11 |
654 | Sure it's art, but will it pay the rent? | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
655 | Hmmm. I guess the press really is the enemy of the people. | 1.3052 | 0.04989 | 154 | 120 | 21 | 13 |
656 | But I like that you have a few wrinkles. | 1.3051 | 0.04222 | 177 | 132 | 36 | 9 |
657 | Your boss called. Said you’ve used up all your limp days. | 1.3050 | 0.05027 | 141 | 108 | 23 | 10 |
658 | I don’t care if your boss threatened to “hang you out to dry”. | 1.3050 | 0.04495 | 141 | 103 | 33 | 5 |
659 | Don’t forget to pull out the plug after ironing. | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
660 | He certainly ironed things out! | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 123 | 32 | 9 |
661 | You look depressed… | 1.3043 | 0.04666 | 161 | 123 | 27 | 11 |
662 | If anyone asks, I'll tell them you're spread too thin. | 1.3043 | 0.04410 | 161 | 120 | 33 | 8 |
663 | I'm don't want to play "Flat Stanley" with you; I have a headache tonight. | 1.3043 | 0.04324 | 184 | 140 | 32 | 12 |
664 | Please tell me you left a note. | 1.3043 | 0.04321 | 161 | 119 | 35 | 7 |
665 | I told you to take the suit off First. | 1.3041 | 0.04317 | 171 | 128 | 34 | 9 |
666 | You'll do well in the ironed-man competition | 1.3041 | 0.04950 | 148 | 114 | 23 | 11 |
667 | Would you like me to put you on a hanger, or should I just fold you up | 1.3038 | 0.05056 | 158 | 125 | 18 | 15 |
668 | Feel like pancakes? | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
669 | Training for the ironman competition? | 1.3034 | 0.04727 | 145 | 109 | 28 | 8 |
670 | One more stunt like this and I’m taking you to the dry cleaners | 1.3034 | 0.04624 | 145 | 108 | 30 | 7 |
671 | George, I know you're dealing with some pressing matters right now, but we need to talk | 1.3034 | 0.04827 | 145 | 110 | 26 | 9 |
672 | The persistence of irony? | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
673 | Oh good! You can fit in the carry-on suitcase now. | 1.3030 | 0.04161 | 165 | 121 | 38 | 6 |
674 | If nothing's pressing, do you have a moment. | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
675 | Ironing out your problems I see. | 1.3026 | 0.04763 | 152 | 116 | 26 | 10 |
676 | Oh wow, I didn't know it had a Dali setting. | 1.3026 | 0.05201 | 152 | 121 | 16 | 15 |
677 | Maybe I used too much starch! | 1.3025 | 0.04208 | 162 | 119 | 37 | 6 |
678 | It looks like you've ironed things out! | 1.3023 | 0.04873 | 129 | 96 | 27 | 6 |
679 | How is this my fault? | 1.3023 | 0.04873 | 129 | 96 | 27 | 6 |
680 | There are better and easier ways to lose weight. | 1.3019 | 0.04256 | 159 | 117 | 36 | 6 |
681 | You missed a spot, or are you just happy to see me? | 1.3019 | 0.04528 | 159 | 120 | 30 | 9 |
682 | I take it you’re mother did all your ironing. | 1.3019 | 0.04439 | 159 | 119 | 32 | 8 |
683 | We have a smart washer and dryer but a dumb iron. | 1.3018 | 0.04180 | 169 | 125 | 37 | 7 |
684 | I was just pressing you for an answer | 1.3013 | 0.04401 | 156 | 116 | 33 | 7 |
685 | Nice try but, yes, I still expect you to do your own laundry. | 1.3013 | 0.04306 | 156 | 115 | 35 | 6 |
686 | Another meeting with the flat-Earthers? | 1.3013 | 0.04848 | 156 | 121 | 23 | 12 |
687 | I SAID, I'll do it. | 1.3008 | 0.05227 | 133 | 103 | 20 | 10 |
688 | I told you we needed a surge protector.” | 1.3007 | 0.04763 | 143 | 108 | 27 | 8 |
689 | I like your plan, there's just one wrinkle. | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
690 | I appreciate that you're now foldable and easy to vacuum seal 'n stow, but when I said there wasn't space in my life for you.... | 1.3007 | 0.05087 | 153 | 121 | 18 | 14 |
691 | You always fold too easily! | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
692 | The doctor said you need more starch and less iron. | 1.3000 | 0.04921 | 160 | 126 | 20 | 14 |
693 | Starch! | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
694 | Not what I meant by "iron out our problems" | 1.3000 | 0.04309 | 150 | 110 | 35 | 5 |
695 | So you really are pressed for time. | 1.3000 | 0.05197 | 130 | 100 | 21 | 9 |
696 | The Iron Man Diet, you say? | 1.3000 | 0.04504 | 160 | 121 | 30 | 9 |
697 | What? The tag said "To iron, lie on flat surface." | 1.3000 | 0.04675 | 160 | 123 | 26 | 11 |
698 | This is why you’re supposed to wait 45 minutes before having another gummy! | 1.3000 | 0.05139 | 140 | 109 | 20 | 11 |
699 | No I don't consider it ironic. | 1.2994 | 0.04119 | 167 | 123 | 38 | 6 |
700 | Turn over and I'll do the back. | 1.2994 | 0.04649 | 157 | 120 | 27 | 10 |
701 | This is your “pressing matter”? | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
702 | Steve, I have had enough of your irony. | 1.2994 | 0.04377 | 157 | 117 | 33 | 7 |
703 | Told you not to iron your clothes while you are wearing them! | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
704 | You put too much pressure on yourself. | 1.2988 | 0.04340 | 164 | 123 | 33 | 8 |
705 | My mother told me you were spineless. | 1.2987 | 0.04886 | 154 | 120 | 22 | 12 |
706 | when you've never actually operated the equipment, it's apparently a good idea to ask some who has. | 1.2987 | 0.04886 | 154 | 120 | 22 | 12 |
707 | Would you like me to show you the right way to do it? | 1.2987 | 0.04526 | 154 | 116 | 30 | 8 |
708 | If you turn over, I can get your back. | 1.2986 | 0.04631 | 144 | 108 | 29 | 7 |
709 | Missed a spot. | 1.2986 | 0.05128 | 144 | 113 | 19 | 12 |
710 | Training for this year’s ironman? | 1.2983 | 0.04142 | 181 | 136 | 36 | 9 |
711 | You have to take the clothes off first. | 1.2982 | 0.04381 | 171 | 130 | 31 | 10 |
712 | He was hard pressed to get going today | 1.2981 | 0.04479 | 161 | 122 | 30 | 9 |
713 | You swear you read the instructions? | 1.2981 | 0.04565 | 161 | 123 | 28 | 10 |
714 | Mailing yourself to Antigua won't save us that much money, Harold. | 1.2981 | 0.04303 | 161 | 120 | 34 | 7 |
715 | Next time use some starch. | 1.2980 | 0.04285 | 151 | 111 | 35 | 5 |
716 | Now we're officially flat broke" | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
717 | I didn't quite mean that when I said you should go flat out | 1.2980 | 0.04387 | 151 | 112 | 33 | 6 |
718 | Oh stop being ironic. | 1.2979 | 0.04585 | 141 | 105 | 30 | 6 |
719 | This isn’t what I meant when I said “you’d better straighten yourself out.” | 1.2977 | 0.04809 | 131 | 98 | 27 | 6 |
720 | I appreciate your effort, but going flat out is a figure of speech. | 1.2975 | 0.04794 | 158 | 123 | 23 | 12 |
721 | Don't move, I'm getting my camera. | 1.2975 | 0.04878 | 158 | 124 | 21 | 13 |
722 | I told you it said remove clothes before use. | 1.2975 | 0.04710 | 158 | 122 | 25 | 11 |
723 | How do you propose to do the right sleeve? | 1.2975 | 0.04623 | 158 | 121 | 27 | 10 |
724 | Oh good! You’ve ironed out the details | 1.2975 | 0.04535 | 158 | 120 | 29 | 9 |
725 | You're training for the wrong Ironman. | 1.2973 | 0.04742 | 148 | 113 | 26 | 9 |
726 | Yes it makes you easier to fold but no easier to get along with . | 1.2973 | 0.04442 | 148 | 110 | 32 | 6 |
727 | I felt a pressing need to iron things out | 1.2971 | 0.04074 | 175 | 130 | 38 | 7 |
728 | You forgot your face | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
729 | I still think the striped one makes you look taller. | 1.2971 | 0.05385 | 138 | 110 | 15 | 13 |
730 | That isn’t what they mean by permanent press! | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
731 | Richard, it’s not working out. I need a man who won’t fold under pressure. | 1.2968 | 0.04683 | 155 | 119 | 26 | 10 |
732 | Maybe I should have sent him to the dry cleaners | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
733 | If this is how you iron your clothes. . . I can't wait to see how you clean the toilet. | 1.2966 | 0.05002 | 145 | 113 | 21 | 11 |
734 | Do you think this body pillow will fool my parents? | 1.2963 | 0.04097 | 162 | 119 | 38 | 5 |
735 | Should I fluff you up in the dryer? | 1.2963 | 0.04711 | 135 | 101 | 28 | 6 |
736 | Well, I think you come out better when I send you to the dry cleaners. | 1.2963 | 0.04592 | 135 | 100 | 30 | 5 |
737 | You look great Stanley, now get out there and start sliding under some doors! | 1.2961 | 0.04925 | 152 | 119 | 21 | 12 |
738 | Jack, you need more starch in your diet. | 1.2961 | 0.04261 | 152 | 112 | 35 | 5 |
739 | I just meant to eat more spinach. | 1.2961 | 0.04558 | 152 | 115 | 29 | 8 |
740 | We told you, no amount of starch can make up for being spineless. | 1.2956 | 0.04684 | 159 | 123 | 25 | 11 |
741 | I don’t think the couples therapist wants us to literally iron out our differences. | 1.2956 | 0.04510 | 159 | 121 | 29 | 9 |
742 | You’re going to want the permanent press setting. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
743 | Yes,perfect. Now just slide under your bosses door and delete that angry email you sent them. | 1.2955 | 0.05349 | 132 | 104 | 17 | 11 |
744 | Great! Now I'll have to bring you to the used car lot to have you inflated. | 1.2953 | 0.04809 | 149 | 115 | 24 | 10 |
745 | You missed your collar. | 1.2950 | 0.04838 | 139 | 106 | 25 | 8 |
746 | I know that you're always pressed for time but you took it to the extreme. | 1.2949 | 0.04287 | 156 | 116 | 34 | 6 |
747 | Looks like he flat out lost it. | 1.2949 | 0.04287 | 156 | 116 | 34 | 6 |
748 | That's not what the doctor meant when he said you needed more iron. | 1.2949 | 0.04189 | 156 | 115 | 36 | 5 |
749 | Ah the iron-y | 1.2949 | 0.04657 | 156 | 120 | 26 | 10 |
750 | Now that we’ve ironed out my issues… | 1.2949 | 0.04382 | 156 | 117 | 32 | 7 |
751 | Always have to do everything yourself. | 1.2946 | 0.04721 | 129 | 96 | 28 | 5 |
752 | Now all your other clothes won't fit. | 1.2946 | 0.04721 | 129 | 96 | 28 | 5 |
753 | Is this weaponized incompetence? | 1.2946 | 0.04848 | 129 | 97 | 26 | 6 |
754 | I still think taking diet pills is easier. | 1.2946 | 0.04591 | 129 | 95 | 30 | 4 |
755 | I said not to use permanent press. | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
756 | Dammit, Stanley! | 1.2945 | 0.04600 | 163 | 126 | 26 | 11 |
757 | No, I said I love you because you're so ironic | 1.2945 | 0.04681 | 163 | 127 | 24 | 12 |
758 | All I said was “Let’s talk it over and iron things out.” | 1.2945 | 0.04346 | 163 | 123 | 32 | 8 |
759 | I know we have things to iron out but you don’t have to be so dramatic about it. | 1.2945 | 0.04600 | 163 | 126 | 26 | 11 |
760 | He did say he had a pressing problem. | 1.2945 | 0.04432 | 163 | 124 | 30 | 9 |
761 | You never listen. I told you that suit was dry clean only ! | 1.2941 | 0.05231 | 136 | 107 | 18 | 11 |
762 | I think you need the fluff cycle. | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
763 | Did you get the stain out first? | 1.2941 | 0.04307 | 170 | 129 | 32 | 9 |
764 | Yeah... you should stick to dry cleaning. | 1.2941 | 0.05126 | 136 | 106 | 20 | 10 |
765 | Your suit is very flat-tering | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
766 | Nice try. I’m still not ironing your shirts. | 1.2938 | 0.04114 | 177 | 133 | 36 | 8 |
767 | First, it’s WASHboard abs. Second, it’s only metaphorical. | 1.2937 | 0.04945 | 143 | 111 | 22 | 10 |
768 | When I said iron it yourself, I thought you knew how. | 1.2934 | 0.04188 | 167 | 125 | 35 | 7 |
769 | Well, at least you got that all ironed out. | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
770 | I told you to take them off before you iron them. | 1.2931 | 0.04391 | 174 | 134 | 29 | 11 |
771 | Flat Stanley gets ready for the day. | 1.2929 | 0.04914 | 140 | 108 | 23 | 9 |
772 | Oh, you literally meant you were put through the wringer. | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
773 | You do look thinner. | 1.2924 | 0.04204 | 171 | 129 | 34 | 8 |
774 | Don't forget to fold yourself. | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
775 | I can’t even fold a fitted sheet. | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
776 | The irony is painful. | 1.2922 | 0.04691 | 154 | 119 | 25 | 10 |
777 | I'll say it again: That's not irony. | 1.2922 | 0.04506 | 154 | 117 | 29 | 8 |
778 | I warned you about the voice-activation feature! | 1.2922 | 0.04691 | 154 | 119 | 25 | 10 |
779 | Well,I'm glad we got that ironed out. | 1.2922 | 0.04600 | 154 | 118 | 27 | 9 |
780 | Oh, I meant the triathlon. | 1.2922 | 0.04411 | 154 | 116 | 31 | 7 |
781 | Tom I feel our relationship is flat. And I’m taking the cat | 1.2922 | 0.04411 | 154 | 116 | 31 | 7 |
782 | I said our differences could be ironed out! | 1.2920 | 0.04535 | 137 | 102 | 30 | 5 |
783 | Marvin, your obligations as president of the Flat Earth Society do not require this! | 1.2919 | 0.04284 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
784 | Anti-wrinkle cream would be easier. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
785 | I'm glad that we were able to iron out our differences. | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
786 | The guy in 12B told me you flatlined in the laundry room. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
787 | You forgot the starch, didn't you. | 1.2913 | 0.05013 | 127 | 97 | 23 | 7 |
788 | I checked your birth certificate and it says dry clean only. | 1.2913 | 0.05013 | 127 | 97 | 23 | 7 |
789 | I'm hard pressed to understand what actually happened. | 1.2911 | 0.04605 | 158 | 122 | 26 | 10 |
790 | Iron Man my eye. | 1.2911 | 0.04605 | 158 | 122 | 26 | 10 |
791 | Fluffy, meet the press | 1.2910 | 0.05061 | 134 | 104 | 21 | 9 |
792 | you cant iron out our problem that way. | 1.2908 | 0.04671 | 141 | 107 | 27 | 7 |
793 | Self-flattery at its worst | 1.2908 | 0.04779 | 141 | 108 | 25 | 8 |
794 | Use your words, Greg. | 1.2908 | 0.04779 | 141 | 108 | 25 | 8 |
795 | There must be an easier way to slim down. | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
796 | It’s my birthday. Take the viagra. | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
797 | I told you never to use the Dali setting ! | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
798 | You have no sense of irony. | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
799 | Turns out, you are an empty suit! | 1.2903 | 0.04481 | 155 | 118 | 29 | 8 |
800 | I don't think this is what the doctor meant when she said you needed to increase your iron. | 1.2903 | 0.04753 | 155 | 121 | 23 | 11 |
801 | Oh, please! All I said is "Let's iron out our differences." Why all the melodrama? | 1.2903 | 0.04753 | 155 | 121 | 23 | 11 |
802 | Jim, when I urged you to iron things out, I had talking and listening in mind ! | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
803 | Slip in under the door” is just an expression | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
804 | I see you were able to iron out all your problems. | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
805 | All I said was I have a pressing problem | 1.2899 | 0.04507 | 138 | 103 | 30 | 5 |
806 | True--you do look hot and thin. | 1.2897 | 0.04476 | 145 | 109 | 30 | 6 |
807 | the cat isn't the only one judging you right now. | 1.2897 | 0.04368 | 145 | 108 | 32 | 5 |
808 | So sorry! I thought you were talking about your latest work project when you quipped that you just needed "to iron out a few wrinkles!" | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
809 | I suppose you want me to fold | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
810 | The crease in your pants should be in the middle. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
811 | Next time just ignore your mother when she says you look fat. | 1.2889 | 0.04318 | 135 | 99 | 33 | 3 |
812 | Don't worry, honey, it happens to lots of guys. | 1.2889 | 0.04687 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
813 | That’s not what I meant when I told you to get it straight. | 1.2886 | 0.04497 | 149 | 113 | 29 | 7 |
814 | Whatever suits you best. | 1.2886 | 0.04395 | 149 | 112 | 31 | 6 |
815 | It usually works better if you take your clothes OFF first. | 1.2885 | 0.04068 | 156 | 115 | 37 | 4 |
816 | You appear to have a literal view of irony. | 1.2885 | 0.04068 | 156 | 115 | 37 | 4 |
817 | The doctor told me I had an iron deficiency. | 1.2882 | 0.04603 | 170 | 134 | 23 | 13 |
818 | Honey, you are low on iron! | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
819 | So much better this time. But you still haven't learned to do the crease in the trousers. | 1.2878 | 0.05028 | 139 | 109 | 20 | 10 |
820 | “This is not the way to iron out our differences?’ | 1.2878 | 0.04361 | 139 | 103 | 32 | 4 |
821 | And you didn't even empty the pockets? | 1.2878 | 0.04816 | 139 | 107 | 24 | 8 |
822 | When things are a little tough you fold too easily. | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
823 | I like the initiative,but next time take the clothes off first. | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
824 | I can loan you a cream to remove wrinkles | 1.2877 | 0.04342 | 146 | 109 | 32 | 5 |
825 | I flat out say no! | 1.2876 | 0.04512 | 153 | 117 | 28 | 8 |
826 | You still think starch will make me fat? | 1.2876 | 0.04216 | 153 | 114 | 34 | 5 |
827 | Oh honey, you always go overboard. | 1.2876 | 0.04699 | 153 | 119 | 24 | 10 |
828 | Okay, you missed under your eyes. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
829 | I thought it was casual Friday. | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
830 | You need to lay on your side to pleat your pants. | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
831 | We have some pressing issues to discuss. | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
832 | I hope you didn't use Permanent Press. | 1.2868 | 0.04995 | 136 | 106 | 21 | 9 |
833 | Sure, the wrinkles are gone. But what about the static cling? | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
834 | You’re supposed to take your clothes off before you iron them | 1.2868 | 0.04885 | 136 | 105 | 23 | 8 |
835 | Yes, that suit definitely makes you look flat. | 1.2867 | 0.04507 | 143 | 108 | 29 | 6 |
836 | Your forehead is wrinkled. | 1.2867 | 0.04507 | 143 | 108 | 29 | 6 |
837 | You promised that you were low maintenance. | 1.2867 | 0.04283 | 143 | 106 | 33 | 4 |
838 | I think I like you better as a stuffed shirt. | 1.2867 | 0.04720 | 143 | 110 | 25 | 8 |
839 | Your mother is right, you need more starch in your diet! | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
840 | Well, I'm pressed for time. | 1.2867 | 0.04160 | 150 | 111 | 35 | 4 |
841 | Did you set the temperature for permanent press ? | 1.2867 | 0.04471 | 150 | 114 | 29 | 7 |
842 | You'll never be a writer, John; your attempts at irony are just flat. | 1.2867 | 0.04946 | 150 | 119 | 19 | 12 |
843 | See? I told you we could iron out our differences. | 1.2866 | 0.03944 | 157 | 115 | 39 | 3 |
844 | Well, isn't this ironic! | 1.2866 | 0.04523 | 157 | 121 | 27 | 9 |
845 | I see you’ve ironed out your kinks! | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 147 | 110 | 32 | 5 |
846 | Don't worry, I'm empty inside. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
847 | No, I won't do your right hand for you! | 1.2857 | 0.05356 | 119 | 93 | 18 | 8 |
848 | Sorry, I meant to say, “Iron IT yourself”! | 1.2857 | 0.04574 | 175 | 139 | 22 | 14 |
849 | Nice try, honey, but we're both still going to Susan's baby shower. | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
850 | I hope you didn’t use the permanent press setting. | 1.2857 | 0.04841 | 133 | 102 | 24 | 7 |
851 | Looks like you have a pressing problem. | 1.2857 | 0.04149 | 168 | 127 | 34 | 7 |
852 | So, you've ironed out our differences? | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
853 | You and your pressing needs. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
854 | This does not make up for you calling me flat chested. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 154 | 121 | 22 | 11 |
855 | You were pressed for time I suppose? | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
856 | I said we need to iron out some things in our relationship. | 1.2848 | 0.04106 | 165 | 124 | 35 | 6 |
857 | Did you iron out all your issues???? | 1.2848 | 0.04282 | 165 | 126 | 31 | 8 |
858 | Babe, I think you’re eating too much starch. | 1.2848 | 0.04451 | 165 | 128 | 27 | 10 |
859 | I didn't mean it literally! | 1.2848 | 0.04242 | 151 | 113 | 33 | 5 |
860 | When I said you'd get thinner if you switched to steaming I was talking about vegetables. | 1.2848 | 0.04640 | 151 | 117 | 25 | 9 |
861 | You’re pressing too much. It leaves you flat. | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
862 | It is called permanent press. You don't have to iron it. | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
863 | Well I see you've ironed out that little problem you've been working on. | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
864 | If you've finished ironing, then it's time to fold and put away." | 1.2847 | 0.04510 | 137 | 103 | 29 | 5 |
865 | No, no, I wanted you to have WASHboard abs." | 1.2846 | 0.05149 | 130 | 102 | 19 | 9 |
866 | Good job, Sweetie, but first, you're supposed to remove your clothes. | 1.2846 | 0.05356 | 123 | 97 | 17 | 9 |
867 | So, how do you like being on the condo board? | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
868 | Don't think this means I'm doing the folding. | 1.2840 | 0.04242 | 162 | 123 | 32 | 7 |
869 | Have you considered the benefits of becoming a drip-dry kind of guy? | 1.2840 | 0.04419 | 162 | 125 | 28 | 9 |
870 | You'll still look terrible on Zoom. | 1.2839 | 0.04366 | 155 | 118 | 30 | 7 |
871 | Now I suppose you want me to call you Iron Man. | 1.2838 | 0.04701 | 148 | 115 | 24 | 9 |
872 | Oh, that’s great, Ted. And the Fettermans will be here any minute. | 1.2838 | 0.04602 | 148 | 114 | 26 | 8 |
873 | Do you prefer rolled or folded? | 1.2837 | 0.04756 | 141 | 109 | 24 | 8 |
874 | Perfect! Goes with your flat affect. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
875 | “OK, you can still fit into your wedding suit.” | 1.2837 | 0.04861 | 141 | 110 | 22 | 9 |
876 | You're gonna crush that limbo contest tonight! | 1.2836 | 0.05255 | 134 | 107 | 16 | 11 |
877 | Yes I can see your feeling flat...have you had a coffee? | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
878 | Would you prefer a wooden or a wire hanger? | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
879 | Let's iron things out" WAS just a figure of speech.. | 1.2829 | 0.04320 | 152 | 115 | 31 | 6 |
880 | I guess my instructions weren’t specific enough. | 1.2829 | 0.04706 | 152 | 119 | 23 | 10 |
881 | I think you're stretched too thin. | 1.2828 | 0.04453 | 145 | 110 | 29 | 6 |
882 | He did tell me he had a pressing engagement. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
883 | I guess you do have some pressing problems. | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
884 | She's still not going to forgive you for losing Flat Stanley. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
885 | So, you were telling the truth when you said: "I don't know how to iron?" | 1.2824 | 0.05228 | 131 | 104 | 17 | 10 |
886 | "Could you slip in behind the stove and find Frodo's ball?" | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
887 | The best part is I’ll only need to pay for carry-on. | 1.2823 | 0.04370 | 124 | 91 | 31 | 2 |
888 | I guess you misheard when I said you can use a bit of self irony once in a while | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
889 | My therapist said I need to stop seeing you as so one dimensional | 1.2821 | 0.04147 | 156 | 117 | 34 | 5 |
890 | You need vitamins with iron. | 1.2821 | 0.04832 | 117 | 88 | 25 | 4 |
891 | Am I wearing you thin? | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
892 | Sorry to see you are flat out. | 1.2821 | 0.04677 | 117 | 87 | 27 | 3 |
893 | So this is what you mean by having pressing business to deal with. | 1.2819 | 0.04673 | 149 | 116 | 24 | 9 |
894 | Ugh. How many times do I have to tell you to take the suit off first? | 1.2817 | 0.04727 | 142 | 110 | 24 | 8 |
895 | That was the best best sales pitch I’ve ever seen but still, I really don’t need a new iron. | 1.2817 | 0.05034 | 142 | 113 | 18 | 11 |
896 | I said go iron IT yourself! | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
897 | My eyes are up here. | 1.2817 | 0.04934 | 142 | 112 | 20 | 10 |
898 | Next time try it without the steam. | 1.2815 | 0.04661 | 135 | 103 | 26 | 6 |
899 | Honestly, Stanley! You’re flat enough. | 1.2815 | 0.05004 | 135 | 106 | 20 | 9 |
900 | You're still using too much steam. | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
901 | Don't feel bad. Sheila's husband is still in rehab from static cling. | 1.2812 | 0.04827 | 128 | 98 | 24 | 6 |
902 | It's wash and wear, Stanley. | 1.2810 | 0.04679 | 153 | 120 | 23 | 10 |
903 | Now I have an iron clad reason to complain about your obsession with Salvador Dali” | 1.2810 | 0.04586 | 153 | 119 | 25 | 9 |
904 | I think this Salvador Dali fixation has gone too far! | 1.2810 | 0.04947 | 153 | 123 | 17 | 13 |
905 | Well, he did say he had some details to iron out... | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
906 | You told me you were on the board, but this is a whole different story.” Lucy Hine (age 10), Leland, Michiga | 1.2810 | 0.05407 | 121 | 96 | 16 | 9 |
907 | I've been under a lot of pressure lately. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
908 | Didn’t I tell you not to get too close to the Pasta machine! | 1.2809 | 0.04434 | 178 | 141 | 24 | 13 |
909 | I hope that’s not a permanent press. | 1.2808 | 0.04932 | 146 | 116 | 19 | 11 |
910 | I actually didn't mind your wrinkles. | 1.2807 | 0.04746 | 114 | 85 | 26 | 3 |
911 | Botox would have been a less painful approach for wrinkle removal. | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
912 | Taking the subway again? | 1.2806 | 0.05005 | 139 | 110 | 19 | 10 |
913 | A little spray starch will fix you right up. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
914 | Let’s hope it’s not permanent press. | 1.2805 | 0.04372 | 164 | 127 | 28 | 9 |
915 | I'm afraid I don't like your Ironman persona as well. | 1.2805 | 0.04372 | 164 | 127 | 28 | 9 |
916 | Jeeze! Hope it's not permanent press. | 1.2803 | 0.04965 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 8 |
917 | This is exactly why I do the laundry. | 1.2803 | 0.04965 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 8 |
918 | I could’ve thrown you under the bus but I thought no, hanging you out to dry is better. | 1.2803 | 0.04965 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 8 |
919 | I am still steamed up, though I appreciate your full press surrender | 1.2803 | 0.04475 | 132 | 99 | 29 | 4 |
920 | This is not what I expected when you told me you were goimg to be hard-pressed today. | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
921 | Salvador called---he wants his iron back. | 1.2800 | 0.04741 | 150 | 118 | 22 | 10 |
922 | On the one hand, I'm thrilled to see you've taken some initiative. | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
923 | Normally you’d take the suit off first | 1.2800 | 0.04337 | 175 | 137 | 27 | 11 |
924 | When I said you have some issues to iron out, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
925 | It won't matter. Once you get in the car, linen always wrinkles. | 1.2800 | 0.05279 | 125 | 99 | 17 | 9 |
926 | Mind a suggestion? Next time, remove the suit. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
927 | Ok. Now turn over and do the back. | 1.2800 | 0.05279 | 125 | 99 | 17 | 9 |
928 | You're not using enough starch Harold. | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
929 | This is not what they mean by the Ironman competition. | 1.2797 | 0.04592 | 143 | 110 | 26 | 7 |
930 | As usual you totally missed my point about ironing things out. | 1.2797 | 0.05002 | 143 | 114 | 18 | 11 |
931 | It's gotta be plugged in first. | 1.2797 | 0.05195 | 143 | 116 | 14 | 13 |
932 | Honestly dear, that suit makes you look flat. | 1.2797 | 0.04698 | 143 | 111 | 24 | 8 |
933 | Oh, fuck! | 1.2797 | 0.05231 | 118 | 92 | 19 | 7 |
934 | Honey, just get botox. | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
935 | OK Ironman, what now. | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
936 | Well I guess you struck while the iron was hot ! | 1.2793 | 0.05748 | 111 | 89 | 13 | 9 |
937 | Anything to amuse the cat. | 1.2793 | 0.05604 | 111 | 88 | 15 | 8 |
938 | Flat broke again or just depressed? | 1.2791 | 0.04399 | 129 | 96 | 30 | 3 |
939 | As usual, Martin, I'm astonished by your lack of depth. | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
940 | Glad you ironed things out here. | 1.2791 | 0.04535 | 129 | 97 | 28 | 4 |
941 | You need to use more starch with the ‘Dalí’ setting. | 1.2789 | 0.04608 | 147 | 114 | 25 | 8 |
942 | Honey, I've told you before. You have to take your clothes off BEFORE you iron them. | 1.2788 | 0.04086 | 165 | 125 | 34 | 6 |
943 | Stanley, I'm glad you got this ironed-out. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
944 | Perhaps more starch? | 1.2787 | 0.05367 | 122 | 97 | 16 | 9 |
945 | Frank, I think you ate the cat’s anxiety gummies. | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
946 | Well that adds a wrinkle to our marriage | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
947 | I'll let you slide this time | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
948 | You need a little more starch in your diet. | 1.2786 | 0.04309 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
949 | When you said we had issues to iron out, this was not what I had in mind | 1.2786 | 0.04309 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
950 | No, I'm not taking you to Hawaii in my luggage, Stanley. | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
951 | When I said I liked thin men, this isn’t what I had in mind. | 1.2786 | 0.04869 | 140 | 110 | 21 | 9 |
952 | Now that’s what I call hard pressed. | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
953 | My back pain was getting awful and the chiropractor was booked out for a month | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
954 | You seem to have a pressing problem. | 1.2782 | 0.04815 | 133 | 103 | 23 | 7 |
955 | Well, that's the last wrinkle he'll every complain about. | 1.2782 | 0.04573 | 133 | 101 | 27 | 5 |
956 | You know it's easier if you take it off first? | 1.2782 | 0.04932 | 133 | 104 | 21 | 8 |
957 | I'm still not doing it for you. | 1.2781 | 0.04322 | 151 | 115 | 30 | 6 |
958 | This wasn't what I had in mind when I asked you to straighten yourself out | 1.2781 | 0.04806 | 151 | 120 | 20 | 11 |
959 | Did you run out of steam? | 1.2781 | 0.04522 | 151 | 117 | 26 | 8 |
960 | Ironing out the kinks I see | 1.2781 | 0.04219 | 151 | 114 | 32 | 5 |
961 | you’re so dramatic, that iron isn’t even plugged in. | 1.2781 | 0.05160 | 151 | 124 | 12 | 15 |
962 | I knew I shouldn't have thrown away the instruction manual | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
963 | Your boss called, but I told him you're flat out. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
964 | I said you needed a jacket that flattered you, not flattened you. | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
965 | Forgot the starch again Bob? | 1.2778 | 0.04233 | 144 | 108 | 32 | 4 |
966 | I guess this will make it a little easier having a closeted husband. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
967 | That’s not how we iron out our differences! | 1.2778 | 0.04564 | 144 | 111 | 26 | 7 |
968 | This is really the last time I'm going to show you how to do this | 1.2778 | 0.04669 | 144 | 112 | 24 | 8 |
969 | This isn't what I meant by "we need to iron a few things out." | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
970 | Oh, so you're not THE Ironman | 1.2778 | 0.04669 | 144 | 112 | 24 | 8 |
971 | So what’s your pressing issue? | 1.2778 | 0.04564 | 144 | 111 | 26 | 7 |
972 | Another poorly translated care instructions tag? | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
973 | You're doing it wrong. | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
974 | You do have fewer wrinkles. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
975 | Still trying to iron out your issues I see | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
976 | Johnny's superhero is Iron Man, not...this. How 'bout I throw you in the fluff cycle for a few spins, you can try again tomorrow? | 1.2770 | 0.04872 | 148 | 118 | 19 | 11 |
977 | I think you are supposed to take the clothes off before ironing them | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
978 | Well I guess I did tell you to 'Iron yourself' | 1.2769 | 0.04635 | 130 | 99 | 26 | 5 |
979 | I think I got all the kinks out. | 1.2769 | 0.04635 | 130 | 99 | 26 | 5 |
980 | Anything pressing before I leave? | 1.2769 | 0.04762 | 130 | 100 | 24 | 6 |
981 | Honey, you're suppose to take the clothes off before you iron them. But on a positive note, you do look much slimmer. | 1.2767 | 0.04080 | 159 | 120 | 34 | 5 |
982 | I trust you have it all ironed out? | 1.2767 | 0.04453 | 159 | 124 | 26 | 9 |
983 | Were you hanging out with those 'flat earthers' again? | 1.2766 | 0.04400 | 141 | 107 | 29 | 5 |
984 | This is definitely not what the doctor meant when she said you needed more iron | 1.2766 | 0.04624 | 141 | 109 | 25 | 7 |
985 | Remember what we talked about after I pulled you out of the dryer? | 1.2766 | 0.04838 | 141 | 111 | 21 | 9 |
986 | That's not how you do hot yoga, honey. | 1.2766 | 0.04624 | 141 | 109 | 25 | 7 |
987 | The steam setting really works! | 1.2766 | 0.04400 | 141 | 107 | 29 | 5 |
988 | Still better than what I caught you doing last week. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
989 | Forget it, Frank, you're still not gonna fit in my carry-on." | 1.2764 | 0.05328 | 123 | 98 | 16 | 9 |
990 | Honey,you missed your face. | 1.2761 | 0.05013 | 134 | 106 | 19 | 9 |
991 | Next time try taking your suit off first. | 1.2761 | 0.04418 | 134 | 101 | 29 | 4 |
992 | Honey, I said you shouldn't flatter yourself, not flatten yourself. | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
993 | You are supposed to take it off before you iron it! | 1.2761 | 0.04289 | 134 | 100 | 31 | 3 |
994 | OK you’re pressed ! But what are you gonna do about the cat hair ? | 1.2761 | 0.04376 | 163 | 127 | 27 | 9 |
995 | Again? I’ll put you in the dryer, you should shrink right up. | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
996 | Ok, I give--you can wear permanent press. | 1.2759 | 0.04208 | 145 | 109 | 32 | 4 |
997 | You just have to take things easy. You can't go flat out all the time. | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
998 | That usually fixes his back. | 1.2756 | 0.04125 | 156 | 118 | 33 | 5 |
999 | The real Iron Man didnt complain about a little housework. | 1.2756 | 0.04700 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1000 | I think I know why you're always feeling pressed for time. | 1.2756 | 0.04566 | 127 | 96 | 27 | 4 |
1001 | No, what I said was you need to learn to express yourself. | 1.2756 | 0.04700 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1002 | The ONE time he offered to help | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1003 | Not enough starch Ironman. | 1.2756 | 0.05324 | 127 | 102 | 15 | 10 |
1004 | When I said things would iron themselves out, this is not what I meant. | 1.2754 | 0.04212 | 138 | 103 | 32 | 3 |
1005 | Tough day at the office, dear? | 1.2752 | 0.04855 | 109 | 82 | 24 | 3 |
1006 | I told you to use the steamer! | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1007 | Who taught you to iron your own clothes? | 1.2749 | 0.04313 | 171 | 134 | 27 | 10 |
1008 | You call this training for the ironman? | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1009 | My advice - less self-loathing and more starch. | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1010 | Goodness, whatever happened to my well-rounded guy? | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1011 | You don't get the irony here? | 1.2748 | 0.04972 | 131 | 103 | 20 | 8 |
1012 | Wow! Not only did our new AI iron leave you wrinkle-free, it also called 911! | 1.2746 | 0.04911 | 142 | 113 | 19 | 10 |
1013 | I don't think the doctor meant THAT kind of iron deficiency, dear... | 1.2746 | 0.04703 | 142 | 111 | 23 | 8 |
1014 | I think you're being too ironic. | 1.2746 | 0.04703 | 142 | 111 | 23 | 8 |
1015 | We get it dear. No one expects you to take over my fathers laundry business. | 1.2746 | 0.04257 | 142 | 107 | 31 | 4 |
1016 | You need to let off some steam. | 1.2746 | 0.04596 | 142 | 110 | 25 | 7 |
1017 | This is not what I meant when I said you have to get yourself straightened out. | 1.2745 | 0.04470 | 153 | 119 | 26 | 8 |
1018 | Worst. Foreplay. Idea. Ever. | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
1019 | I thought you said you were pressed for time. | 1.2742 | 0.04485 | 124 | 93 | 28 | 3 |
1020 | I don't think this is what the kids meant when they said they wanted Iron Man for the party. | 1.2742 | 0.04629 | 124 | 94 | 26 | 4 |
1021 | I said i wish you were like iron man, not ironed man. | 1.2742 | 0.05036 | 124 | 97 | 20 | 7 |
1022 | Babe, all I said was irony isn't your strong suit | 1.2742 | 0.05164 | 124 | 98 | 18 | 8 |
1023 | Did you get your issues ironed out? | 1.2742 | 0.04629 | 124 | 94 | 26 | 4 |
1024 | With all due respect, dear… you might be misunderstanding the doctor’s suggestion you get more iron. | 1.2742 | 0.05036 | 124 | 97 | 20 | 7 |
1025 | You're a victim of your own press | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1026 | Is this what you meant when you said we could iron things out? | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1027 | Ironic not iron it | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1028 | thanks, now I think our issues are pretty much ironed out. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1029 | Face it, this argument is almost over, I can always tell when you're getting ready to fold. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1030 | You have to find a better way to iron things out between us. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1031 | You're going to need a bigger board. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
1032 | Your act is wearing thin. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
1033 | But I told you,it was wrinkle-free! | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
1034 | Haven’t you taken my desire for more steam in our relationship a bit too far? | 1.2734 | 0.04925 | 128 | 100 | 21 | 7 |
1035 | No, it doesn't make you look hot at all. | 1.2734 | 0.04668 | 128 | 98 | 25 | 5 |
1036 | What are you doing?? You know you are dry clean only. | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1037 | i just ran out of steam | 1.2734 | 0.04925 | 128 | 100 | 21 | 7 |
1038 | You forgot it’s casual Friday, didn’t you? | 1.2734 | 0.05048 | 128 | 101 | 19 | 8 |
1039 | I did say to straighten yourself out, but this is going too far. | 1.2734 | 0.04925 | 128 | 100 | 21 | 7 |
1040 | This is not what I meant by ironing out a few wrinkles in our marriage. | 1.2733 | 0.04324 | 150 | 115 | 29 | 6 |
1041 | My bad. Take it off first. | 1.2733 | 0.04720 | 150 | 119 | 21 | 10 |
1042 | You got the wrinkles out but your hair is still a mess ! | 1.2727 | 0.04446 | 132 | 100 | 28 | 4 |
1043 | Heading out for a walk. Don’t forget to do your head. | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
1044 | The label clearly says not to iron your clothes while you are wearing them. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
1045 | Laundry Day: Men just can not take the heat or the pressure. | 1.2727 | 0.04114 | 143 | 107 | 33 | 3 |
1046 | Stanley, next time just use the "Wrinkle Free" setting. | 1.2727 | 0.04568 | 143 | 111 | 25 | 7 |
1047 | And now the saw... | 1.2727 | 0.05116 | 121 | 95 | 19 | 7 |
1048 | That's not what I meant when I said you can go iron yourself. | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1049 | I’ve had it with you. First, you complain about your wrinkles. Now you’re saying you feel depleted? | 1.2727 | 0.05249 | 121 | 96 | 17 | 8 |
1050 | You’re not supposed to use it on your shoes. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1051 | Shall I call your office and tell them that you're flat on your back? | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1052 | Ironic, don’t you think? | 1.2727 | 0.04980 | 143 | 115 | 17 | 11 |
1053 | Just give it to me | 1.2727 | 0.04249 | 154 | 118 | 30 | 6 |
1054 | If I press him right when he gets home, it saves me so much time in the morning. | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1055 | So let me get this straight… | 1.2722 | 0.04367 | 158 | 123 | 27 | 8 |
1056 | Look! You can be impressed, depressed, or oppressed but just plain pressed isn’t an option. | 1.2721 | 0.04836 | 136 | 107 | 21 | 8 |
1057 | That doesn't look self-inflicted, does it? | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
1058 | I can see you’re trying, but we still have some things to iron out in our relationship. | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
1059 | do you intend to go in the carry on or the garment bag? | 1.2714 | 0.04401 | 140 | 107 | 28 | 5 |
1060 | Not on your self,by yourself! | 1.2714 | 0.04628 | 140 | 109 | 24 | 7 |
1061 | No, you do NOT look any younger! | 1.2713 | 0.04505 | 129 | 98 | 27 | 4 |
1062 | I think there are better ways to lose weight. | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
1063 | You know, your mother always told me you'd need starch. | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
1064 | You seem depressed. | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
1065 | The score did say B flat. | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
1066 | Hello, Iron Man. | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
1067 | That’s flattering. | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1068 | You were pressed for time? | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1069 | Honey, just do the Botox. | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1070 | I get it honey, but even if you do fit under the seat, I still don’t think the airline’s going to count you as hand luggage! | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1071 | I don’t think this is how you launder money. | 1.2710 | 0.05566 | 107 | 85 | 15 | 7 |
1072 | That's still not a washboard stomach. | 1.2708 | 0.04645 | 144 | 113 | 23 | 8 |
1073 | If only you'd put this much effort in the bedroom... | 1.2708 | 0.04540 | 144 | 112 | 25 | 7 |
1074 | He's a founding member of the Flat Iron Society. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
1075 | When I said ‘iron yourself’, that’s not what I meant! | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
1076 | It's easer if you take the suit off first | 1.2705 | 0.04514 | 122 | 92 | 27 | 3 |
1077 | Do mind if I put some starch below the belt? | 1.2704 | 0.04779 | 159 | 129 | 17 | 13 |
1078 | Alright, fine… we can start using the dry cleaners again. | 1.2704 | 0.04342 | 159 | 124 | 27 | 8 |
1079 | You know, if the train's too crowded, you can always just wait for the next one. | 1.2703 | 0.04558 | 148 | 116 | 24 | 8 |
1080 | That suit is Permanent Press. You could have just put yourself in the dryer | 1.2703 | 0.04351 | 148 | 114 | 28 | 6 |
1081 | Boots feels you’ve used too much starch. | 1.2703 | 0.04351 | 148 | 114 | 28 | 6 |
1082 | You got your wrinkles out, but you don't look any younger. | 1.2703 | 0.04456 | 148 | 115 | 26 | 7 |
1083 | I said "We would iron things out" not you. | 1.2701 | 0.04691 | 137 | 107 | 23 | 7 |
1084 | That puts a wrinkle in our plans | 1.2701 | 0.04457 | 137 | 105 | 27 | 5 |
1085 | That's just flat out ridiculous. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1086 | You could try pharmaceuticals | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1087 | Todd, when I said your suit needed ironing I assumed you knew to take it off first. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1088 | Do you need me to roll you up and deliver to work? | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1089 | How many times must I tell you … that tie doesn’t go with that suit! | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
1090 | You could use a little more starch in your pants, if you know what I mean. | 1.2695 | 0.04815 | 141 | 112 | 20 | 9 |
1091 | Stanley, flattering will get you nowhere. | 1.2695 | 0.04599 | 141 | 110 | 24 | 7 |
1092 | Well, I wiped off my prints and put the iron in his hand. Do you think the cops will believe it was a suicide? | 1.2695 | 0.04708 | 141 | 111 | 22 | 8 |
1093 | You're impressive and I'm impressed, but you're also late for work. | 1.2695 | 0.04488 | 141 | 109 | 26 | 6 |
1094 | OK, turn over and I'll do the other side... | 1.2695 | 0.04919 | 141 | 113 | 18 | 10 |
1095 | Honey, that's not how you get to be Iron Man. | 1.2692 | 0.04756 | 156 | 126 | 18 | 12 |
1096 | Homework really isn´t your cup of tea | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1097 | The kinks are all ironed out | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
1098 | I’m training for an ironed man. | 1.2690 | 0.04720 | 145 | 115 | 21 | 9 |
1099 | But Marvel already has an Iron Man. | 1.2690 | 0.04295 | 145 | 111 | 29 | 5 |
1100 | What part of no iron don't you understand? | 1.2690 | 0.04617 | 145 | 114 | 23 | 8 |
1101 | I told you not to leave the steam setting on. | 1.2689 | 0.04575 | 119 | 90 | 26 | 3 |
1102 | You forgot the starch again? | 1.2689 | 0.05429 | 119 | 96 | 14 | 9 |
1103 | Everything is a pressing matter with you! | 1.2689 | 0.04575 | 119 | 90 | 26 | 3 |
1104 | Sadly, this can happen when single guys read Salvador Dali’s book “How I Press My Clothes.” | 1.2689 | 0.05559 | 119 | 97 | 12 | 10 |
1105 | For the millionth time, don’t flatter yourself. | 1.2689 | 0.04877 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
1106 | „I told you I love you creases and all.“ | 1.2689 | 0.04575 | 119 | 90 | 26 | 3 |
1107 | This doesn't take away the fact that there's still a ketchup stain on your pants. | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
1108 | Okay, smart ass. Do you understand "dry clean only" now | 1.2688 | 0.04318 | 160 | 125 | 27 | 8 |
1109 | You look great. Now go over there and show 'em some backbone. | 1.2687 | 0.04259 | 134 | 101 | 30 | 3 |
1110 | Pleating will get you nowhere. | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1111 | You didn't use "Permanent Press" did you? | 1.2687 | 0.04873 | 134 | 106 | 20 | 8 |
1112 | This is very depressing. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1113 | Oh Stanley, you should have had the setting on polyester. | 1.2685 | 0.05520 | 108 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
1114 | Want me to go get the basketball pump? | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1115 | Looks like you're finally in shape for the Iron Man | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1116 | Glad I got that straighten out” | 1.2683 | 0.04331 | 123 | 92 | 29 | 2 |
1117 | George, you're 45 - the wrinkles aren't coming out. | 1.2683 | 0.04174 | 123 | 91 | 31 | 1 |
1118 | Pressed for success, are we? | 1.2681 | 0.04883 | 138 | 110 | 19 | 9 |
1119 | No, that’s not the definition of irony. | 1.2681 | 0.04546 | 138 | 107 | 25 | 6 |
1120 | You know, most people iron their clothes when they're off their body. | 1.2681 | 0.04546 | 138 | 107 | 25 | 6 |
1121 | A little less steam next time. | 1.2681 | 0.04429 | 138 | 106 | 27 | 5 |
1122 | Honestly, Michael. There are ways to contest the divorce other than claiming that I’ “left you flat”! | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1123 | C’mon, wrinkles are a given in middle age | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1124 | Try all you want but you’re still not Iron Man | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1125 | Botox would have been easier. | 1.2676 | 0.04784 | 142 | 113 | 20 | 9 |
1126 | It's not okay just to lie there and say that you're 'doing chores.' | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
1127 | Frank, could you move? I’ve got chores to do. | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
1128 | Well, the clothes don't actually make the man after all. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1129 | Let me tell you once & for all I never want to see you near the laundry again! | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1130 | I still want a divorce. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1131 | This is not what it looks like | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1132 | We can’t seem to iron things out. | 1.2672 | 0.04445 | 131 | 100 | 27 | 4 |
1133 | Next time more starch. | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
1134 | 1st time? Do I have to teach you everything? | 1.2672 | 0.04702 | 131 | 102 | 23 | 6 |
1135 | The irony...I married you for the money, and now you're a hot guy who's flat broke." | 1.2672 | 0.04575 | 131 | 101 | 25 | 5 |
1136 | this is not what I meant when I said I want to get steamy. | 1.2672 | 0.04575 | 131 | 101 | 25 | 5 |
1137 | This is not the way to get thin, Greg. You need at least, a little, starch! | 1.2672 | 0.04575 | 131 | 101 | 25 | 5 |
1138 | If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times...less steam; more starch! | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
1139 | It's one thing to iron out our differences but you're making a flat out fool of yourself. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1140 | ‘Press and Wear’ does not mean at the same time... | 1.2667 | 0.04607 | 135 | 105 | 24 | 6 |
1141 | Ted where’s the hamster? | 1.2667 | 0.05257 | 120 | 96 | 16 | 8 |
1142 | It’s not exactly what I had in mind when I said you’ve got to learn to pack better. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
1143 | You know, there is a filter on zoom for that. | 1.2667 | 0.05784 | 105 | 85 | 12 | 8 |
1144 | The lengths some people will go to just to win the limbo contest. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1145 | I still can't fit you into my life | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
1146 | You left a lot of wrinkles on your face. | 1.2667 | 0.04954 | 135 | 108 | 18 | 9 |
1147 | You're almost there. Keep pressing on. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
1148 | Came as soon as I could--you said it was a pressing matter. | 1.2667 | 0.04195 | 150 | 115 | 30 | 5 |
1149 | Congratulations! You've just saved us 10 bucks on dry cleaning. | 1.2667 | 0.04726 | 135 | 106 | 22 | 7 |
1150 | You're gonna need a bigger board... | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 135 | 107 | 20 | 8 |
1151 | I don't think this is what Marvel intended for the next Ironman | 1.2667 | 0.04726 | 135 | 106 | 22 | 7 |
1152 | Repressed, depressed, and pressed: you're ready for your first day back at the office, hon! | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1153 | How many minutes was this supposed to save you again? | 1.2661 | 0.04301 | 124 | 93 | 29 | 2 |
1154 | Not a bad job, but there's just one more wrinkle | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1155 | Air Fluff, Air Fluff, Air Fluff | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1156 | But Harvey dear, you've always been wash and wear. | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1157 | Why you insist on ironing yourself I'll never know. | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1158 | We have more pressing issues. | 1.2661 | 0.04451 | 124 | 94 | 27 | 3 |
1159 | I told you we could always iron things out together. Now this? | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1160 | You're taking 'pressed for time' a bit too literally, don't ya think? | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1161 | I wish you weren't so spineless. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1162 | I’m sorry you misunderstood. I said irony and auto correct changed it. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1163 | He has no sense of irony. | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
1164 | I’mpressed?? | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
1165 | that doesn’t count as exercise | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1166 | Wha'd I tell ya, Morris? NOT THE SHOES! | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1167 | It was the easiest way I found to do this | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
1168 | I said WE should iron things out, Jeff | 1.2653 | 0.04662 | 147 | 117 | 21 | 9 |
1169 | Hang drying works too! | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1170 | You've heard about the layoffs, Marge... boss said I have to iron out the kinks if he’s going to keep me around. | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
1171 | Iron Man? Press Man? Hubert, you’re not a super hero. You’re an accountant! | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
1172 | Ok, you made your point. So you don’t do domestic. | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1173 | And this is why I only buy permanent press. | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1174 | Lets iron out our differences | 1.2649 | 0.04171 | 151 | 116 | 30 | 5 |
1175 | Frankly I’ve about had it with your pressing issues! | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1176 | Good! Now we fold you, put you in my carry-on, and you won't have to pay for a seat. | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
1177 | When he mentioned a pressing engagement, I had no idea he meant this. | 1.2647 | 0.04810 | 136 | 108 | 20 | 8 |
1178 | You look rundown.You may need more iron? | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1179 | I really appreciate that we try to fulfill each other’s sexual fantasies but that’s not what I meant with “ Iron Man”. | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1180 | This isn’t what I meant when I said we needed to smooth a few things over | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1181 | No, you don’t look any taller. | 1.2645 | 0.04397 | 155 | 122 | 25 | 8 |
1182 | Let’s review our division of labor. | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
1183 | This is not what I meant by hang...out | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
1184 | That's not what the label means by "self-ironing" | 1.2645 | 0.04355 | 121 | 91 | 28 | 2 |
1185 | I see you've completed the 'Iron Man' competition! | 1.2643 | 0.04821 | 140 | 112 | 19 | 9 |
1186 | I told you, the dryer does not like being rebooted. | 1.2642 | 0.04702 | 106 | 80 | 24 | 2 |
1187 | You are so lost. No one irons their shoes. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1188 | You could have just called me. | 1.2642 | 0.05889 | 106 | 87 | 10 | 9 |
1189 | You're right, it's faster. But... | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1190 | I know it can be hard to iron things out, but press on anyway. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1191 | You missed your head. | 1.2636 | 0.05430 | 110 | 88 | 15 | 7 |
1192 | But I clearly said to wear something more flattering | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1193 | This isn't what the doctor meant when they said you needed more iron. | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
1194 | Darling, I don't think that's what iron deficiency means. | 1.2636 | 0.04985 | 129 | 103 | 18 | 8 |
1195 | I fail to see the irony here. | 1.2636 | 0.04336 | 129 | 98 | 28 | 3 |
1196 | It’s not such an easy job now is it? | 1.2636 | 0.04985 | 129 | 103 | 18 | 8 |
1197 | Want me to do your face again? | 1.2636 | 0.05105 | 129 | 104 | 16 | 9 |
1198 | Sal? Hello, Dali? | 1.2636 | 0.04985 | 129 | 103 | 18 | 8 |
1199 | You're really taking this 'weaponized incompetence' thing too far. | 1.2636 | 0.04862 | 129 | 102 | 20 | 7 |
1200 | Grow a spine, Bill. Grow a spine. | 1.2636 | 0.04985 | 129 | 103 | 18 | 8 |
1201 | I really think Botox would have been better. | 1.2632 | 0.04251 | 152 | 118 | 28 | 6 |
1202 | Not a bad husband, really. I just had to iron out a few wrinkles. | 1.2632 | 0.04548 | 152 | 121 | 22 | 9 |
1203 | Yes, I'm steamed. How can we iron out our disagreements if even the smallest fight takes the starch out of you? | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1204 | Although Fred felt that he'd been put through the wringer, he was determined to iron out his difficulties with Marge. | 1.2632 | 0.04879 | 133 | 106 | 19 | 8 |
1205 | This isn't what we meant when we said you had to straighten out. | 1.2632 | 0.04251 | 152 | 118 | 28 | 6 |
1206 | Well? Did it feel ‘just like a sauna’ after all? | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1207 | Where on the tag did it say to wash and wear then iron! | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1208 | When I said, 'iron out the details', I didn't mean this. | 1.2628 | 0.04778 | 137 | 109 | 20 | 8 |
1209 | We can iron out our differences. Roll over and let me get your back. | 1.2628 | 0.04665 | 137 | 108 | 22 | 7 |
1210 | I know you think anti-wrinkle creams are "for women", but this just isn't a sustainable alternative | 1.2628 | 0.04665 | 137 | 108 | 22 | 7 |
1211 | What’s this pressing issue you texted about? | 1.2628 | 0.04889 | 137 | 110 | 18 | 9 |
1212 | That's not what I meant when I said we could iron things out. | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1213 | You have to take your clothes off first to iron them. | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1214 | I'll fold you, but won't fluff you. | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1215 | I told you that we needed a longer ironing board. | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1216 | Bob, you’re flat out annoying. | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1217 | Finally got those wrinkles out? | 1.2624 | 0.04346 | 141 | 109 | 27 | 5 |
1218 | Pressing business? | 1.2624 | 0.04346 | 141 | 109 | 27 | 5 |
1219 | Actually it was more entertaining when you sawed yourself in half. | 1.2624 | 0.04461 | 141 | 110 | 25 | 6 |
1220 | Don’t you think this is so much better than a massage. | 1.2623 | 0.05180 | 122 | 98 | 16 | 8 |
1221 | Well, you seem to have successfully ironed out the kinks. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1222 | This isn't what I envisioned when we agreed to iron out our issues. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
1223 | This is a very thin excuse for last night’s performance, buster. | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
1224 | Honey, we just talked about weaponized incompetence. | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
1225 | Stanley, that suit is dry clean only! | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1226 | See what happens when you don’t use starch? | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
1227 | And have you taken out the garbage? | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1228 | Tell me Harold, what is so pressing that this couldn't wait? | 1.2621 | 0.04379 | 145 | 113 | 26 | 6 |
1229 | I'll hang you with your suits. | 1.2619 | 0.05186 | 126 | 102 | 15 | 9 |
1230 | I didn't think I had to tell you to, first, take your clothes off. | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
1231 | ‘Pressing engagement’ doesn’t mean you need to go flat out, you know. | 1.2619 | 0.05186 | 126 | 102 | 15 | 9 |
1232 | I know the counselor said we need to iron out our differences but I don't think this is what he meant. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1233 | Looks like you got things straightened out. | 1.2615 | 0.04575 | 130 | 101 | 24 | 5 |
1234 | You flat-out don't listen to a word I say! | 1.2615 | 0.04704 | 130 | 102 | 22 | 6 |
1235 | You are permanently pressed for time! | 1.2615 | 0.04575 | 130 | 101 | 24 | 5 |
1236 | I said iron out the wrinkles in our relationship, Greg. | 1.2615 | 0.04704 | 130 | 102 | 22 | 6 |
1237 | This way, we all can fit comfortably in our NYC apartment | 1.2613 | 0.05536 | 111 | 90 | 13 | 8 |
1238 | And they say cats can't be trusted | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1239 | So I called you a wrinkled old man. Don’t you think you’re overreacting? | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1240 | Your meeting down at the Flatiron Building has been postponed. | 1.2609 | 0.04519 | 138 | 108 | 24 | 6 |
1241 | That’s not what they mean by pumping iron! | 1.2609 | 0.04635 | 138 | 109 | 22 | 7 |
1242 | Looks like we'll need a little starch. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1243 | It must be a pressing engagement! | 1.2609 | 0.04519 | 138 | 108 | 24 | 6 |
1244 | Maybe you’re supposed to take them off first. | 1.2609 | 0.04400 | 138 | 107 | 26 | 5 |
1245 | I guess I was wrong when I said the chores won't do themselves. | 1.2609 | 0.04468 | 115 | 87 | 26 | 2 |
1246 | I think I still see a few wrinkles | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1247 | I said try ironing yourself. You’re so concrete Robert! | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
1248 | I'm going to be honest, there is something legitimately wrong with you | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
1249 | You've got to get off instagram. | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
1250 | C’mon George, that’s not how we iron out our problems! | 1.2605 | 0.05128 | 119 | 95 | 17 | 7 |
1251 | Do you mind getting that last crease on my right arm?" | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
1252 | These board meetings are crushing you. | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
1253 | This is not what I meant when I said we need to | 1.2603 | 0.03895 | 146 | 110 | 34 | 2 |
1254 | Fred, are you leaving me flat? | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
1255 | Well, we finally got things ironed out. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1256 | I told you to be less ironic! | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1257 | I said there was a wrinkle in your sleeve, not in Steve, Steve | 1.2602 | 0.04294 | 123 | 93 | 28 | 2 |
1258 | you didn’t mention anything about taking off the suit first. | 1.2602 | 0.05142 | 123 | 99 | 16 | 8 |
1259 | Can't you just get Botox like everybody else | 1.2602 | 0.05270 | 123 | 100 | 14 | 9 |
1260 | Oh,you must live in the Flatiron District! | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1261 | Kitty, I think I pressed him too hard. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1262 | I told you your OCD was out of control! | 1.2598 | 0.05026 | 127 | 102 | 17 | 8 |
1263 | You are flat out wrong! | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1264 | Stanley, you are taking "lay flat to dry" way too literally. | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1265 | Try a little starch... | 1.2598 | 0.04360 | 127 | 97 | 27 | 3 |
1266 | Oh, now it's my job to fold you and put away the ironing board? | 1.2598 | 0.04900 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
1267 | Embrace me, my sweet inflatable you. | 1.2598 | 0.04900 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
1268 | When I said we need to iron out our problems... this is not what I meant | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1269 | It's called strategic incompetence; you're not fooling anyone. | 1.2595 | 0.04545 | 131 | 102 | 24 | 5 |
1270 | My mom did think you were just another suit. | 1.2595 | 0.04545 | 131 | 102 | 24 | 5 |
1271 | I see you ironed things out for yourself. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
1272 | Doc says you’ve been getting too much iron, not enough starch | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
1273 | Oh,he and his wife have ironed it out | 1.2593 | 0.04814 | 135 | 108 | 19 | 8 |
1274 | Well, that explains the racket coming from the washer and dryer earlier... | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
1275 | Honey, Jim’s party is tomorrow! | 1.2590 | 0.04933 | 139 | 113 | 16 | 10 |
1276 | I told him he could iron himself | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
1277 | Some irony just falls flat. | 1.2590 | 0.04826 | 139 | 112 | 18 | 9 |
1278 | I did suggest you iron the problem out with your boss. | 1.2590 | 0.03999 | 139 | 105 | 32 | 2 |
1279 | Nice try, but I'm not blowing you up again. | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1280 | Time to walk the dog. | 1.2589 | 0.04702 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
1281 | Your colleagues on Zoom are waiting for you to start the meeting. | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1282 | Your face is still wrinkled | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1283 | I'll see if you qualify for that flat shipping fee now. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
1284 | Okay, I'm convinced. You and Mifflepuffs can ride in the same pet carrier. | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
1285 | Now you’re just flat-out lying. | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
1286 | Geez, I told you not to add starch!. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
1287 | I don't think this is going to help your iron deficiency. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1288 | I told you to go easy on the fabric softener. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1289 | I mean I get it you are pressed for time, but seriously? | 1.2583 | 0.04348 | 120 | 91 | 27 | 2 |
1290 | I don't think that is what they mean by Freedom of the Press. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1291 | Oh good,you're here. Could you get my head. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1292 | Maybe he’s anemic! | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1293 | When the tag says ‘self-iron,’ this isn’t what it means. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1294 | Of course, YOUR stuff is ironed | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1295 | I understand flights are getting expensive, but you can't just mail yourself. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1296 | Point taken. | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1297 | Don't forget to unplug it and put away the ironing board when you're finished. | 1.2581 | 0.05231 | 124 | 101 | 14 | 9 |
1298 | You idiot, when I said "You need to sraighten yourself out," I didn't mean it literally. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1299 | I would call your mother, but she would blame me. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1300 | Well, this is quite a new wrinkle. | 1.2578 | 0.04471 | 128 | 99 | 25 | 4 |
1301 | You're right, I did say you needed to straighten yourself out. | 1.2578 | 0.04471 | 128 | 99 | 25 | 4 |
1302 | So much for the kinks in our relationship ! | 1.2578 | 0.04866 | 128 | 102 | 19 | 7 |
1303 | No, I don't think it's iron-ic. | 1.2578 | 0.04331 | 128 | 98 | 27 | 3 |
1304 | Okay, so I am passive aggressive. You said don't press me! | 1.2578 | 0.04866 | 128 | 102 | 19 | 7 |
1305 | Nice try, but I still can't fit you in my carry-on. | 1.2578 | 0.04471 | 128 | 99 | 25 | 4 |
1306 | Are you sure it was a micro-dose honey? | 1.2578 | 0.05113 | 128 | 104 | 15 | 9 |
1307 | As I told you flattery will get you nowhere. | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
1308 | Do not iron clothes on body. [Genuine packaging instructions for Rowenta iron] | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1309 | You have to take the shirt off before you iron it. | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
1310 | Are you impressed? | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1311 | And this is why casual Friday is now every day. | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1312 | You are not mowing the lawn. | 1.2574 | 0.05743 | 101 | 82 | 12 | 7 |
1313 | That's not what I meant by irony. | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1314 | You could have simply hung out to drip dry. | 1.2574 | 0.04303 | 136 | 105 | 27 | 4 |
1315 | I said keep a low profile. You're too literal, Frank. | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
1316 | I’ve been telling you, you’re not getting enough starch in your diet. | 1.2571 | 0.04102 | 140 | 107 | 30 | 3 |
1317 | Do you still think it saves time? | 1.2571 | 0.04462 | 140 | 110 | 24 | 6 |
1318 | Thank you for being more flexible! | 1.2571 | 0.05585 | 105 | 85 | 13 | 7 |
1319 | The doctor told you to cut out starch." | 1.2571 | 0.04694 | 105 | 80 | 23 | 2 |
1320 | I told you not to set the iron on permanent press! | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1321 | Now, let's get this straight. | 1.2569 | 0.05438 | 109 | 88 | 14 | 7 |
1322 | You're right, I should have used low heat. | 1.2566 | 0.04494 | 113 | 86 | 25 | 2 |
1323 | This is not what I meant when I said "Do the ironing your damn self." | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
1324 | Oh NO, honey! You misunderstood when I said "You don't need me to iron. You can iron yourself!" | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
1325 | And this all started with a Droopy Turkey Wattle. | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1326 | This isn’t what the doctor meant when he said we need to iron out our problems. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1327 | I guess you're not really pressed for time anymore, are you? | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
1328 | I think the collar could use a little more starch. | 1.2564 | 0.04054 | 156 | 121 | 30 | 5 |
1329 | When I said we needed to iron out the kinks in our relationship, this was not what I was thinking. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1330 | Now if you could only iron out our communication problems, Harold, but look at you: you're already board. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
1331 | If you thought about this last week you wouldn't need to go overnight. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1332 | Honey, I know you're running late, but you have to take them off before you iron them. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1333 | And you made fun of me for using anti-wrinkle cream… | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
1334 | And this is why you need a therapist | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1335 | Method acting class going well? | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1336 | I really think you’ve been pressing yourself too hard. | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
1337 | The label clearly said “do not iron” | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
1338 | You shouldn't have set it for linen. | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1339 | I didn't want to take it off. My tie was tied already. | 1.2558 | 0.04440 | 129 | 100 | 25 | 4 |
1340 | Man, that Ozempic is really kickin' in... | 1.2558 | 0.04705 | 129 | 102 | 21 | 6 |
1341 | I said let’s iron this out before we go to bed. | 1.2556 | 0.03944 | 133 | 100 | 32 | 1 |
1342 | Well there he is, chairman of the board. | 1.2556 | 0.04610 | 133 | 105 | 22 | 6 |
1343 | That suit is dry clean only. | 1.2556 | 0.04732 | 133 | 106 | 20 | 7 |
1344 | This is not what I had in mind when I said we needed to iron out our differences! | 1.2555 | 0.04275 | 137 | 106 | 27 | 4 |
1345 | He also can't boil water. | 1.2555 | 0.04637 | 137 | 109 | 21 | 7 |
1346 | No starch? | 1.2555 | 0.04751 | 137 | 110 | 19 | 8 |
1347 | Having ironed out her difficulties with Fred, Zelda is ready to move on | 1.2555 | 0.04520 | 137 | 108 | 23 | 6 |
1348 | Of course it doesn't work. The iron is not plugged in. | 1.2555 | 0.04751 | 137 | 110 | 19 | 8 |
1349 | Maybe I can fluff him up in the dryer, | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1350 | Well I did say "iron yourself. " | 1.2551 | 0.04426 | 98 | 73 | 25 | 0 |
1351 | He always wanted to be Iron Man… | 1.2550 | 0.04583 | 149 | 120 | 20 | 9 |
1352 | This one is stupid. Bad cartoon | 1.2549 | 0.04866 | 153 | 127 | 13 | 13 |
1353 | Marvel Studios takes fourth movie in the Iron Man franchise in an unexpected new direction. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1354 | You were supposed to get out of the suit before pressing it. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1355 | I don't care what you read on the internet - that's not how you treat an iron deficiency | 1.2545 | 0.05393 | 110 | 89 | 14 | 7 |
1356 | I warned you that getting the iron with the cruise control was a bad idea. | 1.2545 | 0.05546 | 110 | 90 | 12 | 8 |
1357 | Now you understand what the fu@#& board is for? | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1358 | When I said you were too kinky, that is not what I meant. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1359 | How about I press the suit and take you to the cleaners? | 1.2544 | 0.05684 | 114 | 95 | 9 | 10 |
1360 | And I suppose you think this is my fault! | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1361 | So this is your pressing issue? | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1362 | Mom said I should leave you flat! | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1363 | They say that with only one glass of water all that weight will come right back on. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1364 | I thought you just had a few details to iron out. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1365 | The ironing is fine, it's the clothes wringer that was a mistake. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1366 | I told them that you had a pressing engagement. | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
1367 | You see the irony here, right? | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1368 | But you're perma-press, honey. | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1369 | It's a new wrinkle every day. | 1.2541 | 0.05148 | 122 | 99 | 15 | 8 |
1370 | Are you pressed for time? | 1.2541 | 0.05148 | 122 | 99 | 15 | 8 |
1371 | You're not supposed to use that without supervision. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
1372 | Not what I meant when I said to iron out your problem. | 1.2541 | 0.04442 | 122 | 94 | 25 | 3 |
1373 | No, I said EXPRESS yourself. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
1374 | I think you'll agree, things have been a bit flat lately... | 1.2540 | 0.04053 | 126 | 95 | 30 | 1 |
1375 | Well, that's impressive . . . but your tie is still wrinkled. | 1.2540 | 0.04772 | 126 | 100 | 20 | 6 |
1376 | If you've nothing more pressing to do, would you mind tfeeding the cat? | 1.2538 | 0.04922 | 130 | 105 | 17 | 8 |
1377 | I really appreciate your efforts, dear, but this time you have really fallen flat | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1378 | No, Bob, you can’t Flat Stanley yourself to avoid your Zoom call. | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1379 | I wish I could relax like that. | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1380 | I see you've finally ironed things out. | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1381 | No worries, it's not permanent press. | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1382 | I thought your label said “Dry Clean Only”. | 1.2537 | 0.04818 | 134 | 108 | 18 | 8 |
1383 | Could you be any straighter?!?” was rhetorical | 1.2535 | 0.04734 | 142 | 115 | 18 | 9 |
1384 | Have you tried anti-depressants? | 1.2535 | 0.04173 | 142 | 110 | 28 | 4 |
1385 | He 's too long for the clothesline. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1386 | Apparently, "Iron yourself, Harry" was a little too nuanced. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
1387 | Nice try. Won't work. | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
1388 | What about "Iron it, yourself" did you not get? | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1389 | Fine, I’ll do the ironing too. | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1390 | You really need more starch in your diet. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1391 | Yoga, muscle relaxers, easy listening, what did you expect? | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1392 | The plank challenge is so old news | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1393 | Smooth | 1.2523 | 0.04519 | 111 | 85 | 24 | 2 |
1394 | I find that you lack depth. | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1395 | Do you want me to put the crease in your pants? | 1.2522 | 0.05217 | 115 | 93 | 15 | 7 |
1396 | Arnold, you're suppose to iron your clothes BEFORE you put them on. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1397 | I’m gonna take you to the cleaners. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1398 | Stanley? | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1399 | I ask you to help around the house and you get all bent out of shape | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1400 | Oh Stanley! Not again?! | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1401 | Even Mr. Sparkles here knows that this isn't the iron the doctor was talking about | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1402 | When you said you were an iron man, I thought you meant the triathlete kind. | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
1403 | This is what you meant by a pressing engagement. | 1.2520 | 0.04842 | 123 | 98 | 19 | 6 |
1404 | I'm flat out. | 1.2520 | 0.04410 | 123 | 95 | 25 | 3 |
1405 | This is not the iron man that I thought I married. | 1.2520 | 0.05239 | 123 | 101 | 13 | 9 |
1406 | Are you finally done? I've been patiently waiting my turn. | 1.2520 | 0.04256 | 123 | 94 | 27 | 2 |
1407 | Bob, this is not what I meant when I said we had to work out some wrinkles in our marriage. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1408 | I’m sorry, but ironing just doesn’t relax me the way it does you. | 1.2519 | 0.04513 | 131 | 103 | 23 | 5 |
1409 | Don't we have enough pressing problems already? | 1.2519 | 0.04641 | 131 | 104 | 21 | 6 |
1410 | Give me a break, Ted. It's not *that* crowded on the subway. | 1.2519 | 0.04766 | 131 | 105 | 19 | 7 |
1411 | Your just going have to iron this out for yourself. | 1.2519 | 0.04513 | 131 | 103 | 23 | 5 |
1412 | So this is why you’ve been so hard-pressed to help around the house? | 1.2519 | 0.04245 | 131 | 101 | 27 | 3 |
1413 | I told him that we should iron out our difficulties | 1.2519 | 0.04299 | 135 | 105 | 26 | 4 |
1414 | I can’t help you right now. I’m pressed for time. | 1.2518 | 0.04343 | 139 | 109 | 25 | 5 |
1415 | Stanley! Again? | 1.2517 | 0.04598 | 143 | 115 | 20 | 8 |
1416 | The irony | 1.2500 | 0.05073 | 124 | 101 | 15 | 8 |
1417 | I told you not to give up caffeine on a Monday. | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1418 | You idiot! | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1419 | Nice try. I still resent that you get to work from home. | 1.2500 | 0.05306 | 112 | 91 | 14 | 7 |
1420 | You flat out lie. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1421 | Five minutes on 'Air Fluff' will do the trick. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1422 | I said you try a little of that "Irony" on yourself. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1423 | Don't tell me you set it to permanent press. | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1424 | Honey, but you said you wanted the Dali look. | 1.2500 | 0.04734 | 132 | 106 | 19 | 7 |
1425 | You're supposed to take the clothes off before ironing. | 1.2500 | 0.04217 | 132 | 102 | 27 | 3 |
1426 | That's an easier method to a flatter stomach. | 1.2500 | 0.04379 | 124 | 96 | 25 | 3 |
1427 | I found a bug in the self-ironing system. | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
1428 | I wish you would just pay for the extra legroom. | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
1429 | How many times have I told you, the crease goes in the front! | 1.2500 | 0.04972 | 132 | 108 | 15 | 9 |
1430 | Smooth move, honey | 1.2500 | 0.04483 | 132 | 104 | 23 | 5 |
1431 | Pressed for success? | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1432 | More starch, Salvador. | 1.2500 | 0.04960 | 128 | 104 | 16 | 8 |
1433 | Really, Stanley? | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1434 | This is not what I meant by needing to iron out our differences. | 1.2500 | 0.04610 | 132 | 105 | 21 | 6 |
1435 | Damn! I forgot the starch. | 1.2500 | 0.04854 | 132 | 107 | 17 | 8 |
1436 | I can see your patience is wearing thin | 1.2500 | 0.04942 | 124 | 100 | 17 | 7 |
1437 | So you'll be faxing yourself to work now...? | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1438 | So that’s what you meant by pressing issues. | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1439 | Sometimes you go a little overboard. | 1.2500 | 0.05073 | 124 | 101 | 15 | 8 |
1440 | I can see you are pressed for time, but can you still help with the laundry? | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
1441 | I knew we could iron out our differences. | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1442 | You threw a new wrinkle into my morning. | 1.2500 | 0.04581 | 108 | 83 | 23 | 2 |
1443 | I told you to send it to the cleaner! | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1444 | I'm sorry, dear When I said you should iron your own shirt, suit, and tie for once in your life, I should have said "first, take them off! | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1445 | Mr. Stark, I think you should rethink this whole superhero thing. | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1446 | Is he depressed or repressed? | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1447 | Yeah babe... you look just like Iron Man. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1448 | Harvey, I always knew you were flat out ridiculous. | 1.2500 | 0.04734 | 132 | 106 | 19 | 7 |
1449 | I think wrinkle cream would be less painful. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1450 | Carl, please, stop trying to come up with lifehacks for TikTok. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1451 | You're sure it said 'a well-PRESSED man?' | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1452 | I thought we were going out for drinks to let off some steam? | 1.2500 | 0.04610 | 132 | 105 | 21 | 6 |
1453 | That AI iron was a bad idea. | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1454 | Didn’t realize you were delicate | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1455 | When I said "we need to iron out our problems", I didn't mean you were the problem. | 1.2500 | 0.05073 | 124 | 101 | 15 | 8 |
1456 | I'm faxing into the office today. | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1457 | Are the kinks gone? | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1458 | I’m glad to see you have ironed out the differences between us. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1459 | I said WE have some things to iron out Phil.WE! | 1.2481 | 0.04579 | 133 | 106 | 21 | 6 |
1460 | Just had to iron a few things out before the morning meeting. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1461 | We can’t just iron it out this time | 1.2481 | 0.04051 | 133 | 102 | 29 | 2 |
1462 | Wouldn’t it be easier to just jack up the car? | 1.2481 | 0.05047 | 129 | 106 | 14 | 9 |
1463 | The irony is that things were steamier in our relationship when you were de-pressed. | 1.2481 | 0.04542 | 129 | 102 | 22 | 5 |
1464 | If this is a plan to save time in the morning, Fluffy and I don’t think it’s working. | 1.2480 | 0.04906 | 125 | 101 | 17 | 7 |
1465 | The irony is that there is no place to plug in the iron! | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1466 | You haven't plugged it in. | 1.2480 | 0.04906 | 125 | 101 | 17 | 7 |
1467 | Who's the flat chested one now? | 1.2480 | 0.04906 | 125 | 101 | 17 | 7 |
1468 | You should have used more starch | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1469 | Are you ok honey? You seem a little flat. | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1470 | That tic toc video on 'Iron Deficiency, the No. One Silent Killer' really got to you?!? | 1.2479 | 0.04879 | 121 | 97 | 18 | 6 |
1471 | I’m one with the laundry now Linda. | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
1472 | Why is everything always so pressing, Raymond! | 1.2479 | 0.05285 | 121 | 100 | 12 | 9 |
1473 | I hope not everything is flaccid. | 1.2479 | 0.05018 | 121 | 98 | 16 | 7 |
1474 | So?! You ironed it out? | 1.2479 | 0.04435 | 121 | 94 | 24 | 3 |
1475 | No one on zoom will know the difference | 1.2479 | 0.04879 | 121 | 97 | 18 | 6 |
1476 | I think you need extra starch | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1477 | When did you become so one-dimensional? | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1478 | I guess I really should have selected “Delicates”! | 1.2479 | 0.04189 | 117 | 89 | 27 | 1 |
1479 | Is it a legitimate talent?—Sure | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1480 | You're supposed to iron the suit BEFORE you put it on. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1481 | You were supposed to remove it first. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1482 | Were you really that pressed for time? | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1483 | And to think the dry cleaners wanted $9.99 for this. | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
1484 | I told you honey, one dot is low heat, two is medium heat, three is high heat, and four is total meltdown. | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1485 | This level of weaponized incompetence was banned by the Geneva Conventions, Harold. | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1486 | I know I didn't leave you with the instructions but... | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1487 | You’ll be hung out to dry | 1.2478 | 0.04450 | 113 | 87 | 24 | 2 |
1488 | I know I said there were a few things we needed to iron out, but ... | 1.2478 | 0.04269 | 113 | 86 | 26 | 1 |
1489 | See? My life is filled with irony | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1490 | The Avengers called - they don’t want Iron Man in the group anymore. | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1491 | Get up! You're wrinkle free. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1492 | Don't say I didn't warn you. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1493 | I wanted a Flat White coffee, not husband! | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1494 | Pressed for time again? | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1495 | '"I think you completely misunderstood 'flatiron.'" | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1496 | I told you - you need starch! | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
1497 | I said you don’t seem to understand irony, but apparently you don’t understand ironing, either | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1498 | Go get 'em, Iron Man! | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1499 | Can't say I'm surprised. | 1.2475 | 0.05700 | 101 | 83 | 11 | 7 |
1500 | Harold, I think maybe it's time to talk about your ironic personality. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1501 | Harold, your good suit! You didn't add enough starch! | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1502 | You’re still not getting out of ironing, Joe. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1503 | I told you before! Wash and wear is not the same thing as wear and wash! | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1504 | You didn’t think to read the instructions? | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1505 | You know the man who presses his own suit has a fool for a valet. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
1506 | No, Brian, I won’t say I’m ‘hard-pressed’ to explain this. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1507 | I'm trying to become Iron Man | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1508 | Lets get something straight. ! | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1509 | Well I guess it saves time but what about the rest of your day? | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1510 | Were you worried about not fitting in the MRI machine? | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1511 | How permanent is the press? | 1.2467 | 0.04224 | 150 | 119 | 25 | 6 |
1512 | So you're telling me Iron Man is a person? | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
1513 | You could have just hung yourself on a hanger for a few hours after you crawled out of the washer. | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
1514 | That's the problem with being an efficiency expert. | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1515 | This is way too kinky! | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1516 | That’s not what Iron Man is about | 1.2463 | 0.04789 | 134 | 109 | 17 | 8 |
1517 | Just put yourself in the dryer next time. | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
1518 | Actually that’s not what I really meant by “show a little empathy.” | 1.2462 | 0.04768 | 130 | 105 | 18 | 7 |
1519 | Clothes off, then iron. | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1520 | This is what happens when you let a man do a woman's job! | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1521 | I'm glad we have this problem ironed out. | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1522 | I’m just trying to iron out our differences | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1523 | I get it! You’re flat out after a tough day at the office. | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1524 | All I said was "I think we can iron things out." | 1.2460 | 0.04871 | 126 | 102 | 17 | 7 |
1525 | Let me guess, your meetings at the Flatiron Building. | 1.2460 | 0.05000 | 126 | 103 | 15 | 8 |
1526 | When I said press yourself, I meant to get a job. | 1.2460 | 0.04871 | 126 | 102 | 17 | 7 |
1527 | I did say to iron out your problems. | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1528 | You're first supposed to take the suit off. | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1529 | If you really want to show me you can live on the straight and narrow how about feeding the cat once in a while! | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1530 | I don’t need instructions, you said. | 1.2459 | 0.04981 | 122 | 99 | 16 | 7 |
1531 | If you move up you can get rid of the wrinkles on your face | 1.2459 | 0.04843 | 122 | 98 | 18 | 6 |
1532 | Very funny Elastic Man, I can see it's not plugged in. | 1.2458 | 0.05374 | 118 | 98 | 11 | 9 |
1533 | No, you are still not the Iron Man | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
1534 | I'm sorry but it's too little, too late. | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
1535 | you're still not straight | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
1536 | Why do I always have to step in when you start a project? | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
1537 | That’s not what I meant when I told you to “straighten out” ! | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
1538 | Well, frankly, I think your impersonation of Iron Man is repulsive, Ray | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
1539 | That's the problem with permanent press.” | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1540 | Your first attempt? Oh the irony! | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1541 | I'm not impressed. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1542 | I told you we should have bought the steamer | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1543 | You’re not the only one flat out today | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1544 | I’m glad we ironed out the cause of our problems. | 1.2456 | 0.04237 | 114 | 87 | 26 | 1 |
1545 | His new office is located in the Flat Iron Building! | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1546 | What part of the warning "DO NOT IRON CLOTHES WHILE WEARING THEM" did you not understand? | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1547 | I would have gone with the Botox, myself..." | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1548 | Introducing the real “Flat Stanley”! | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1549 | Sorry I can’t help you at the moment…I’m just flat out. | 1.2456 | 0.04237 | 114 | 87 | 26 | 1 |
1550 | Once a flat-earther, always a flat-earther. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1551 | Steam or no steam? | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1552 | Ironing out our difficulties does not mean this. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1553 | I hope you didn't use starch! | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1554 | You're still using irony incorrectly. | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
1555 | I think you forgot the starch. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1556 | I told you you’d be on the board someday. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1557 | I thought it was time we ironed out our differences. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1558 | It's like that time you painted yourself into a corner. There's no way to get that last sleeve cuff. | 1.2451 | 0.05983 | 102 | 86 | 7 | 9 |
1559 | I'm sorry, you misunderstood me. I said "You can do the ironing yourself." | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
1560 | This is a ploy so I’ll keep doing the ironing isn't it? | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
1561 | Ok, so I guess you don’t know what a flat white is? | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1562 | If you've finished playing with the iron the cat needs to go out. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
1563 | This is why I don't let you cook dinner | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1564 | I see no need for a chiropractor anymore | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
1565 | I knew I should have married the drip-dry guy. | 1.2446 | 0.04772 | 139 | 114 | 16 | 9 |
1566 | See what happens when you're pressed for time? | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
1567 | Smooth move,Stanley. | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
1568 | Iron out my problems, she said. | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
1569 | Honey, when I said our issues will all iron out, I was only speaking figuratively. | 1.2444 | 0.03999 | 135 | 104 | 29 | 2 |
1570 | That's not what I meant by ironing out our problems. | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
1571 | Wait until Dali sees this ! | 1.2443 | 0.04210 | 131 | 102 | 26 | 3 |
1572 | Oh. I thought you said DE-pressed. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
1573 | Great job Stanley! Now I can fold you up and mail you home to your parents! | 1.2443 | 0.04858 | 131 | 107 | 16 | 8 |
1574 | Impressive. | 1.2441 | 0.04289 | 127 | 99 | 25 | 3 |
1575 | Shall we go through the settings one more time? | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1576 | You forgot the worry lines. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1577 | A freshly pressed suit is so slimming. | 1.2441 | 0.04140 | 127 | 98 | 27 | 2 |
1578 | We’ll throw him in the dryer like we did with you and put it on fluff. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 123 | 101 | 14 | 8 |
1579 | You still need to work on your creases | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1580 | Is this how it’s done? | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1581 | Namaste Iron Man! | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
1582 | I wonder if you have an iron deficiency? | 1.2437 | 0.04916 | 119 | 96 | 17 | 6 |
1583 | I see you're pressed and ready to go. | 1.2437 | 0.05059 | 119 | 97 | 15 | 7 |
1584 | No, it said "wash and wear", not "wear and iron". | 1.2437 | 0.04617 | 119 | 94 | 21 | 4 |
1585 | Feeling a little depressed? | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
1586 | My mother was right about you. | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
1587 | This doesn't make you an ironic Flat Stanley. | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1588 | You may want to work from home today. | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
1589 | Salvadore, stick to clocks | 1.2435 | 0.05180 | 115 | 94 | 14 | 7 |
1590 | I didn’t realize you were so kinky. | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
1591 | I like the new wrinkle-free you. | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1592 | Now, that is ironing bored! | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1593 | The tag said "safe to iron while wearing, so no problem right? | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1594 | Not again, I told you to always take off your clothes when you iron yourself. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1595 | That’s it—it’s not just iron or starch in your backbone that you’re lacking, it’s the gumption to stand up for yourself. | 1.2432 | 0.05462 | 111 | 92 | 11 | 8 |
1596 | The irony is lost on me... | 1.2431 | 0.04434 | 144 | 116 | 21 | 7 |
1597 | ‘Lost your apartment key again?’ | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1598 | We don’t have the money for Ozempic, what was I supposed to do? | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
1599 | I understand you think you're helping. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1600 | That's not what I meant when I suggested that we had to iron some things out. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1601 | Please stop watching DIY videos. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1602 | Don’t think for a minute that this smoothes things over. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1603 | Stop trying to be Iron Man. | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1604 | You really took mansplaining to a whole nother level... | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
1605 | “Press the flesh” was my campaign advice! | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1606 | Thanks for handling the ironing yourself for once. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
1607 | He's going on Meet the Press | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
1608 | I'm putting you back on rice, bread and potatoes. | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1609 | You should have had my dermatologist treat your wrinkles. | 1.2424 | 0.04318 | 132 | 104 | 24 | 4 |
1610 | You could’ve just used some of my wrinkle cream | 1.2424 | 0.04824 | 132 | 108 | 16 | 8 |
1611 | Gosh, I'm sorry I said it wouldn't kill you. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1612 | I told you to do it yourself, not on yourself. | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
1613 | Men really can't do anything right | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
1614 | You flat out used too much starch | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1615 | I told him to 'tell me that you've never heard of the superhero Iron Man without telling me that you've never heard of the superhero Iron Man.' | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1616 | TFW you've married the wrong Iron Man. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1617 | Honey, this self-irony thing is really getting out of hand. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1618 | Well, I'm glad that issue's now ironed out. | 1.2419 | 0.04773 | 124 | 100 | 18 | 6 |
1619 | But you still have wrinkles on your face. | 1.2419 | 0.04187 | 124 | 96 | 26 | 2 |
1620 | Did you empty the lint catcher? | 1.2419 | 0.04908 | 124 | 101 | 16 | 7 |
1621 | I see you have a pressing problem. | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
1622 | I told you not to try to iron that suit while you're wearing it. But noooo, you wouldn't listen, | 1.2419 | 0.05040 | 124 | 102 | 14 | 8 |
1623 | I don’t care if you have ironing board abs, extra starch in your shorts, or a wrinkle-free collar, I’m leaving you, Pete. | 1.2419 | 0.04490 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
1624 | I’m flat out exhausted. | 1.2417 | 0.05020 | 120 | 98 | 15 | 7 |
1625 | The label said "Do Not Iron." Can't you read? | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1626 | Why can't you just accept that I'm better than you at limbo? | 1.2417 | 0.05020 | 120 | 98 | 15 | 7 |
1627 | You look very crisp, Mr. Dali. | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
1628 | You looked better round. | 1.2414 | 0.04992 | 116 | 94 | 16 | 6 |
1629 | This isn't what they meant when they said your suit was 'self-ironing.' | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
1630 | It's going to take more than this, Phil, to iron out our martial issues. | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
1631 | That’s not how you get flat abs, Derek. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1632 | When you said you had a pressing problem, you weren't kidding | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1633 | NOTE TO SELF Never tell a partner with absolutely NO imagination that I am confident we can iron out our marital problems. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1634 | I'll get the Viagra. | 1.2411 | 0.05267 | 112 | 92 | 13 | 7 |
1635 | You're still not getting the concept of irony. | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1636 | But your label said ‘permanent press.’ | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1637 | He has an iron deficiency | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1638 | You’re thinking of the wrong Iron Man | 1.2409 | 0.04578 | 137 | 111 | 19 | 7 |
1639 | On the plus side, the doctor couldn't find any scorch marks. | 1.2407 | 0.04337 | 108 | 83 | 24 | 1 |
1640 | Just once,you could let Phil win the limbo contest. | 1.2407 | 0.05403 | 108 | 89 | 12 | 7 |
1641 | I told you, it works a lot better with your clothes OFF your body! | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1642 | It's cheaper than Botox. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1643 | Nice try, but you still can't tell people you've done an Ironman. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1644 | I wouldn't call that a superpower, Iron Man. | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
1645 | I don't care how hard you press the point, the world is not flat. | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
1646 | When I said you should feel hard pressed to find a job,this is not what I meant. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
1647 | Sure, but when I said that we had to "iron some things out".... | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1648 | When I said we could iron things out, this wasn't what I meant! | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1649 | Let me guess, you’re training for Ironman? | 1.2404 | 0.05550 | 104 | 86 | 11 | 7 |
1650 | They’ll reimburse you for a flat rate box but not a plane ticket? | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1651 | He really ironed himself out. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
1652 | Not quite what I meant when I said “Iron yourself.” | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1653 | There are easier ways to increase your daily iron. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1654 | I told my mother we had a pressing engagement. | 1.2400 | 0.04158 | 125 | 97 | 26 | 2 |
1655 | Don't worry sweetheart, we'll get this ironed out." | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1656 | I am just trying to iron out our problems | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1657 | I betcha fried eggs for breakfast doesn’t sound too good. | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
1658 | It's all or nothing with you. | 1.2400 | 0.05707 | 100 | 83 | 10 | 7 |
1659 | That's not what they meant by "flatten the curve". | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1660 | I told you! Steam would have made you puffy! | 1.2400 | 0.04158 | 125 | 97 | 26 | 2 |
1661 | Never, ever use the permanent press setting! | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1662 | You are flat-out useless around the house! | 1.2400 | 0.04158 | 125 | 97 | 26 | 2 |
1663 | When you're done pressing your suit, just please promise you won't vacuum the house. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1664 | This is not what I meant when I said ironclad | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1665 | What? We all out of spray starch? | 1.2400 | 0.04158 | 125 | 97 | 26 | 2 |
1666 | Maybe you should reconsider working at the Flatiron Building. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1667 | Honey, you completely misunderstand how the Ironman Competition requires body shaping... | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1668 | You are a smooth dude ! | 1.2397 | 0.04070 | 121 | 93 | 27 | 1 |
1669 | Bob, OTHER fans of Black Sabbath can listen to the song "Iron Man" without having to do THIS... " | 1.2397 | 0.05119 | 121 | 100 | 13 | 8 |
1670 | His profile read, “I am Iron Man.” Disappointing. | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1671 | Are you rethinking what you said about mindless household chores? | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1672 | And here's me thinking the cat wearing mascara was the weirdest thing that would happen today... | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1673 | You're the one that said no starch. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1674 | That's not what I meant when I suggested you iron out your problems. | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
1675 | First take the suit off next time. | 1.2393 | 0.04953 | 117 | 95 | 16 | 6 |
1676 | For a guy who normally can't touch his toes, this is really impressive. | 1.2393 | 0.05100 | 117 | 96 | 14 | 7 |
1677 | Now I can take him as carry on’ | 1.2393 | 0.04953 | 117 | 95 | 16 | 6 |
1678 | Honey, I told you it's a wash and wear suit, not wear and . . . Oh, never mind. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1679 | Your Iron Man impression falls flat" | 1.2393 | 0.04317 | 117 | 91 | 24 | 2 |
1680 | I’m not going to do it for you just because you are terrible at it. | 1.2393 | 0.04953 | 117 | 95 | 16 | 6 |
1681 | you better accept that not being straight is also normal! | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
1682 | I told you to drink more water first. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1683 | How about a little starch for the collar. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1684 | I had no idea you were so kinky. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1685 | Honey, you’ve got to get out of your clothes first. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1686 | You forgot to do your head. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1687 | They say a body needs iron, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1688 | Only have the energy for two dimensions today. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1689 | I thought you said you were drip-dry! | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1690 | Marriage. Let's iron out the wrinkles in our marriage, I said. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1691 | You still have to take out the trash. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1692 | Flat affect's good for tech, honey. You're in sales. | 1.2389 | 0.04221 | 113 | 87 | 25 | 1 |
1693 | You forgot your head. | 1.2389 | 0.05225 | 113 | 93 | 13 | 7 |
1694 | ..." "did you not always want a cardboard cut-out of me? | 1.2389 | 0.04404 | 113 | 88 | 23 | 2 |
1695 | Flattening will get you nowhere. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1696 | I can tell you’re feeling real pressed. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1697 | I told you it wouldn't be faster. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1698 | You didn't believe me when I told you to do it standing up | 1.2388 | 0.04517 | 134 | 108 | 20 | 6 |
1699 | Sweetheart, it’s easier if you take the suit off first.” | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1700 | Hey! the cat will get inspired! | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1701 | Well, I did tell him we needed to iron some things out... | 1.2385 | 0.04303 | 109 | 84 | 24 | 1 |
1702 | My love language is acts of subservience | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1703 | This isn't what they meant when they said that flattery will get you anywhere! | 1.2385 | 0.04736 | 130 | 106 | 17 | 7 |
1704 | This isn’t what I meant by ironing out the kinks, John | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
1705 | This is your training for Iron Man? | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
1706 | I was thinking of sending it to the cleaners, but I didn't want to press my luck. | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
1707 | You could just call in sick, hon. | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
1708 | I heard people saying, they've seen Salvador Dali walking around the neighborhood! | 1.2381 | 0.04426 | 126 | 100 | 22 | 4 |
1709 | Well, I did say it was a pressing emergency. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
1710 | I’ve been through the wringer this week. | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
1711 | Glad you're finally straightening out. | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
1712 | Who wears a suit to a limbo contest? | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1713 | Even the cat knows that's not The Iron Man. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
1714 | You were just supposed to iron the bloody tie. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1715 | Really your weaponized incompetence hurts both of us. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
1716 | I had something else in mind when I told you to straighten yourself out. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1717 | After folding, you’ll fit in my carry-on bag. | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1718 | It’s Ironed man! | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1719 | You did this without the iron plugged in? | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1720 | This is not how Iron Man got his start. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1721 | Nice job. Flat out looks great! | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1722 | Why so pressed? | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1723 | Ironman who | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1724 | Will that work with my stretch marks? | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
1725 | Stanley - Just stop. Please. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1726 | Oh no,dear. The Dali setting is only for watches. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1727 | That's the problem with Ozempic... Sure, you're thinner but you really start to notice the wrinkles. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
1728 | hot yoga | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1729 | I'm tired of your weaponized incompetence. | 1.2373 | 0.05061 | 118 | 97 | 14 | 7 |
1730 | You fool,nobody irons anymore | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1731 | I'm all for time-saving tips, but this is ridiculous | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1732 | Permanent press? | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1733 | You really want to press the issue Chip? Try the steam setting. | 1.2373 | 0.04286 | 118 | 92 | 24 | 2 |
1734 | This is your idea of a pressing problem? | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1735 | Slight wrinkle, there's no room for you in the closet | 1.2371 | 0.04582 | 97 | 75 | 21 | 1 |
1736 | Sweetie iron the suit BEFORE you put it on ok? | 1.2370 | 0.04233 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
1737 | You've taken this self-care thing too far. | 1.2370 | 0.04608 | 135 | 110 | 18 | 7 |
1738 | So, it looks like we are stumped again by the "Wash & Wear" tags. | 1.2370 | 0.04233 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
1739 | I identify as a dress shirt. | 1.2368 | 0.05031 | 114 | 93 | 15 | 6 |
1740 | One too many DIY books! | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
1741 | and I found him in the dryer last week after the rain | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
1742 | You got things ironed out I see | 1.2366 | 0.04431 | 93 | 71 | 22 | 0 |
1743 | I can always tell when you’re flat out lying. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1744 | I had no idea you’re that depressed. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1745 | Relax I said. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1746 | Gerald, your antics are wearing quite thin. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1747 | Flatlining | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1748 | Oh dear, I forgot your dyslexia when I left that note about "dress to impress".... | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1749 | Honey, not right now! I'm steamed. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1750 | When I told you we needed to iron things out,it was just a figure of speech | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1751 | What are you doing? That's a no-iron shirt. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
1752 | Silly man, you need more starch. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
1753 | You're flattering yourself. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1754 | That's way too much starch! | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1755 | I'm still not taking you on my trip. There's only so much room in my suitcase. | 1.2358 | 0.04354 | 106 | 82 | 23 | 1 |
1756 | I never said this was a good idea. | 1.2358 | 0.04354 | 106 | 82 | 23 | 1 |
1757 | This isn't what I meant about ironing out our issues... | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1758 | That suit flatters you. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1759 | Let me guess…you’re pressed for time? | 1.2358 | 0.04354 | 106 | 82 | 23 | 1 |
1760 | You take things so literally. This isn't how to iron out our problems. | 1.2358 | 0.05043 | 123 | 102 | 13 | 8 |
1761 | You are flat-out weird. | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
1762 | Well if it isn't Mr. Efficiency himself. | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
1763 | I knew you were running late, but this is flat-out ridiculous. | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1764 | That’s not what I meant when I said we had to try to straighten things out | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1765 | And it isn’t even plugged in. | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
1766 | Is it plugged in? | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
1767 | I said “you do the ironing,” not “iron yourself!” | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1768 | There's such a thing as too flat, Stanley. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
1769 | You look like the starch has gone out of you. Or I guess today at work really flattened you. | 1.2353 | 0.04445 | 102 | 79 | 22 | 1 |
1770 | His Tinder profile did say, “Ironman world champion.” | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1771 | You never LISTEN...I said use the LOW setting! | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1772 | You will seriously do anything to get out of chores. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1773 | When you said we could iron this out I didn’t think you meant literally | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1774 | This part is actually much more pleasant compared to being in the dryer. | 1.2348 | 0.04146 | 132 | 104 | 25 | 3 |
1775 | I said use the wrinkle-free setting | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1776 | The plane IS pretty bad, but I won’t mail you there. | 1.2348 | 0.04670 | 132 | 108 | 17 | 7 |
1777 | It appears you've had a change of perspective... | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1778 | Spray starch will not help you stand up to the boss. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1779 | We were just supposed to iron out our problems, but Mark is an overachiever by all measures. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1780 | You do the dishes and I'll do the laundry. | 1.2348 | 0.05142 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
1781 | Now, where are your bootstraps when we need them? | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1782 | This outta straighten him out | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
1783 | No, Howard. I am NOT going to re-inflate you again. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1784 | …so pressing that you needed to iron out a problem without us ? | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1785 | I told you the Hemsworth setting was too hot... | 1.2347 | 0.04303 | 98 | 75 | 23 | 0 |
1786 | This motherfucker. | 1.2344 | 0.05141 | 128 | 108 | 10 | 10 |
1787 | Aha! I’ve always suspected you were a part of the liberal press, | 1.2344 | 0.04896 | 128 | 106 | 14 | 8 |
1788 | I asked you just to wash and fold! | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
1789 | I'm concerned about your latest fad diet. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1790 | That Dali imitation is getting really old. | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1791 | I told you to grow a spine. | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1792 | You might get away with, Starch Man, but definitely not, Iron Man. | 1.2342 | 0.05112 | 111 | 91 | 14 | 6 |
1793 | I told you to feed the cat and THEN iron out the details | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1794 | We have to iron out something in our relationship | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1795 | this look will pair perfectly with your flat affect. | 1.2340 | 0.05941 | 94 | 79 | 8 | 7 |
1796 | I bet you’re really impressed with yourself. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
1797 | I'll get the starch. | 1.2339 | 0.04873 | 124 | 102 | 15 | 7 |
1798 | That’s not the way to get flat abs! | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1799 | When I suggested you should try ironing yourself.... | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1800 | Are you paid on a flat rate? | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1801 | "Yes, I know those safety warnings can seem ridiculous, but in this case, they were right." | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1802 | What in the world! Did you just iron yourself? | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1803 | I’ll grab a hanger so I can get you to work. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
1804 | Finally,now I can wear you to my job interview. | 1.2336 | 0.04319 | 107 | 83 | 23 | 1 |
1805 | Not bad for a first attempt. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1806 | For the last time , you are NOT Iron Man!! | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1807 | I said I wanted a frappucino, not a flat white. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1808 | You see what I mean about the starch | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1809 | You just 'flat' never pay attention to anything I say! | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1810 | Wow. The blue suit really is trimming. | 1.2336 | 0.04319 | 107 | 83 | 23 | 1 |
1811 | No, you cannot blame the cat this time. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1812 | That's the last time I'll let Dali do the laundry. | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1813 | Stanley, grow up already! | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
1814 | Phillip, I told you to give me a minute and I’d do it for you! | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
1815 | No, I can't fix it. I warned you there was more to it than you knew. | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
1816 | You need a woman's touch. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1817 | Why are you always so dramatic?!? All I did is ask you to help with the laundry every once in a while! | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1818 | There's no need to act out how pressed you feel." | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
1819 | This is not what Dr. Shapiro meant by getting more iron. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1820 | I said "put on your fat suit" not your "flat suit". | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1821 | I ask you to do the laundry one time and this is what happens. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1822 | That's not what self ironing means. | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
1823 | Is this you being ironic? | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 80 | 22 | 1 |
1824 | Next time let's just pay for dry cleaning. | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
1825 | Why couldn’t you just use the steamer? | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1826 | Honey you're a great architect but you just can't create another Flatiron Building | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
1827 | Hoyt, I hope you get The Thin Man part, but this director likes a wrinkle or two in his characters. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1828 | Is this because I wouldn't let you use my anti-aging cream? | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
1829 | I warned you about the perils of DIY. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1830 | The day that Contrary Colin misheard "don't flatter yourself" was the day he started taking things too far. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1831 | You forgot to put a crease in your pants. | 1.2328 | 0.05101 | 116 | 96 | 13 | 7 |
1832 | You forgot to use starch. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1833 | When I suggested we iron out our differences this is not exactly what I meant. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1834 | Your taking the Flat Stanley costume too far. | 1.2328 | 0.05246 | 116 | 97 | 11 | 8 |
1835 | I thought you were being ironic. | 1.2326 | 0.04472 | 129 | 104 | 20 | 5 |
1836 | Didn't I tell you to go easy on the fabric softener? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
1837 | Stanley! Not again! | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
1838 | This is what you had in mind when I said you had to iron out all the details? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
1839 | We've had a hard time ironing out our differences. | 1.2326 | 0.04472 | 129 | 104 | 20 | 5 |
1840 | I don't think this is what they meant by 'flatten the curve.'" | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1841 | That's certainly an ironclad argument!" " I'm imPRESSED! | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1842 | who said you could use my iron. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1843 | Just ironing out a few issues | 1.2323 | 0.04501 | 99 | 77 | 21 | 1 |
1844 | I think you've really got to get over this obsession with Dali... | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
1845 | This is why househusband is not a word. | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
1846 | Okay, I think we need go over the pros and cons of the permanent-press setting again. | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
1847 | No. First iron; then get dressed. | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
1848 | This is not what I meant by permanent press. | 1.2321 | 0.04390 | 112 | 88 | 22 | 2 |
1849 | When you said the issue was pressing... | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1850 | I said you need to learn to express yourself. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1851 | I get it, no creases. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1852 | I didn't mean it literally when I said you could press your suit in five minutes flat. | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
1853 | That's not what I meant when I said iron out your problems. | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
1854 | You look taller in that suit. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1855 | I can't believe you're trying the "I accidentally ironed myself" again. | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
1856 | You flatter yourself," I said, not "flatten yourself | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1857 | You're supposed to remove the suit first | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
1858 | Looks good! Would you like me to stencil "WELCOME" up your pant leg? | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1859 | Looks like flattery finally got me somewhere. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1860 | You misread the tag; the suit is 'non-iron,' not 'on-iron.' | 1.2315 | 0.04284 | 108 | 84 | 23 | 1 |
1861 | Honey you are flat out gorgeous! | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1862 | I think we've ironed out our differences | 1.2315 | 0.04284 | 108 | 84 | 23 | 1 |
1863 | Frankly,a crease would improve the look | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
1864 | When I said that we need to iron a few things out I didn’t think you’d take it literally. | 1.2313 | 0.03952 | 134 | 105 | 27 | 2 |
1865 | I told you when you bought it that outfit wasn’t wash and wear. | 1.2313 | 0.04357 | 134 | 108 | 21 | 5 |
1866 | Stan, you've got too much starch in your diet. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1867 | I knew you'd been feeling pressed lately. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
1868 | You know, it's easier if you take the suit of before you iron. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1869 | Maybe try the 'tumble-dry' next time. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1870 | It says “drip dry” | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1871 | You should have told me to use starch | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
1872 | You don't iron wash-and-wear. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1873 | How was your first day working at the dry cleaners? | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1874 | I told you you needed more starch in your diet. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1875 | Well so much for that idea. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1876 | OK, you're Ironman. Now will you feed the cat please? | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1877 | Pressing matters | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1878 | At least you can still work from home. | 1.2308 | 0.04151 | 104 | 80 | 24 | 0 |
1879 | I told you we’d iron things out at some point. | 1.2302 | 0.03996 | 139 | 110 | 26 | 3 |
1880 | I told you that I was pressed for time. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
1881 | You've been going flat out all week. | 1.2301 | 0.05184 | 113 | 94 | 12 | 7 |
1882 | Next time try adding more starch. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1883 | That's not what I meant when I said iron yourself! | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1884 | Stanley, you're supposed to turn the clothes inside out. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1885 | Ironing while intoxicated...again? | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1886 | I know it's cheaper than flying...but I'm not going to mail you overseas. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1887 | Ready to fold? | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1888 | You are supposed to remove the suit before you iron it. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1889 | I'm glad we got this ironed out. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1890 | At least you're not depressed any more. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1891 | Ok, you've proved you're flat out funny. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
1892 | Oh, great, and we're out of hangers. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1893 | The kid at the help desk said it might be a 3D printer hacker. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
1894 | I see you’ve ironed yourself out. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
1895 | I see you've finally straightened out. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1896 | Thought you could just slip by me? | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1897 | So you really are hard pressed. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1898 | If you promise to stop, next Christmas we WILL get you a REAL Iron Man suit. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
1899 | Hey, You got the keys? I’m gonna take this dog for a poop. | 1.2299 | 0.06052 | 87 | 73 | 8 | 6 |
1900 | Honey, I suggest you go back to the office. This working from home is not going well. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
1901 | Is this what you meant when you finally agreed to see a shrink? | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
1902 | I told you so. Every single gadget doesn't need to be controlled by an app. | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
1903 | Are you pressed for time hon | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1904 | That's not what I meant when I said you have some problems that need ironing out. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1905 | I think we're going to need a lot more starch here. | 1.2294 | 0.05154 | 109 | 90 | 13 | 6 |
1906 | I know you're pressed for time but would you mind walking the dog? | 1.2294 | 0.05154 | 109 | 90 | 13 | 6 |
1907 | OK, but I still think the steam room would be easier | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
1908 | Ironically, that suit is permanent press. | 1.2294 | 0.04446 | 109 | 86 | 21 | 2 |
1909 | Would you pass me the iron, please? | 1.2294 | 0.04250 | 109 | 85 | 23 | 1 |
1910 | Were you even listening when the therapist told us to iron things out? | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
1911 | So, when you said you still had a few wrinkles to iron out… | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
1912 | ...but his TikTok video has gone viral! | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
1913 | So, you are right handed! | 1.2294 | 0.05316 | 109 | 91 | 11 | 7 |
1914 | You're not going to impress a girl from Flatbush! | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
1915 | I'm not sure if that'll help your speech go smoothly or if now it'll fall flat. | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
1916 | I knew he was square but I didn't realize he was flat! | 1.2294 | 0.04446 | 109 | 86 | 21 | 2 |
1917 | Well, this is a new wrinkle. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
1918 | What did I warn you about internet diet hacks? | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
1919 | I don't think this is what the doctor meant when he suggested an iron supplement. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
1920 | Whatever you say, but "Flat Ernie" is a trademark infringement. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
1921 | And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, ‘Well, how did I get here?’ | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
1922 | Now we’re flat broke. | 1.2290 | 0.04275 | 131 | 105 | 22 | 4 |
1923 | When they asked you to run for office this is not what they meant by press the flesh. | 1.2290 | 0.04542 | 131 | 107 | 18 | 6 |
1924 | We're sending you back to your mother. | 1.2288 | 0.05022 | 118 | 98 | 13 | 7 |
1925 | Your irony fell flat again? | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
1926 | I guess the ad did say "tidy flatmate" | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
1927 | When I said, "Why don't you iron yourself?", you forgot my ineptness with reflexive pronouns. | 1.2288 | 0.05303 | 118 | 100 | 9 | 9 |
1928 | You still look your age! | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1929 | I said you flatter yourself, not flatten yourself. | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
1930 | I don't think this is what the doctor meant when he said to straighten out your life. | 1.2288 | 0.04876 | 118 | 97 | 15 | 6 |
1931 | Please tell me Miss Kitty's fresh sardines aren't still in your jacket pocket. | 1.2288 | 0.05022 | 118 | 98 | 13 | 7 |
1932 | Seriously... | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1933 | My mother is here, and yes we still see you. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
1934 | Honey, I'm telling you. You have a self-medication issue. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1935 | I wish I could help you out, but I'm sorry, honey, I'm just flat out of steam. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
1936 | You're nice and flat, except for the head part. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1937 | You’re supposed to take off the suit first. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
1938 | That’s what you get for letting off some steam | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
1939 | Honey, I don’t think that’s what they meant when they said to iron things out. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1940 | You are still wrinkled. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1941 | We're still going to couples therapy, you can't just iron out your relationship with your mom. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1942 | this is a painful way to appear straight … | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1943 | How were you able to do that without plugging it in? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1944 | I thought you were wash and wear! | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1945 | I'm glad we got that straightened out. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1946 | What is the pressing mater this time? | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1947 | No, it didn't remove your facial wrinkles... | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1948 | Too much softener. | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1949 | :All right, all right, I'll do the ironing this week." | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1950 | The tie! Just the tie! | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1951 | At this point I'm thinking more starch | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
1952 | ExPRESS yourself! | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
1953 | I warned you about the "steam" option. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
1954 | I'd recommend adding starch to your diet. | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
1955 | I know you’re pressed for time…but.. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
1956 | I was going for sharp, but I ended up flat. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
1957 | Oh, honey - I just asked for a flat white | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
1958 | I told you things would iron themselves out but no, you wouldn’t listen | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
1959 | I forgot to give him a blow job this morning. | 1.2276 | 0.04591 | 123 | 100 | 18 | 5 |
1960 | I told him "That iron-clad agreement won't end well." | 1.2276 | 0.04443 | 123 | 99 | 20 | 4 |
1961 | No, I said IRONY is dead | 1.2276 | 0.04734 | 123 | 101 | 16 | 6 |
1962 | you don’t know what iron man is, do you | 1.2276 | 0.04591 | 123 | 100 | 18 | 5 |
1963 | A little startch will help you with your posture. | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
1964 | I said "Iron IT yourself," not, "Iron YOURSELF!" | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
1965 | That does not make you an Ironman!” | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
1966 | I told you to take it off first! | 1.2273 | 0.04775 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
1967 | He's flat-ironed! | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
1968 | You are SO literal”….I simply said “there were some things we needed to iron out” | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
1969 | You’re supposed to take your clothes off first | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
1970 | Not that kind of iron deficiency. | 1.2273 | 0.05271 | 110 | 92 | 11 | 7 |
1971 | You've taken 'permanent press' to a whole new level. | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
1972 | I am not that flat | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
1973 | I know it's Wash'nWear. But it says: Iron only when necessary. | 1.2273 | 0.05271 | 110 | 92 | 11 | 7 |
1974 | We need to straighten some things out" is a metaphor, Joe | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
1975 | That was work. They've postponed today's Iron Man contest. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
1976 | What I said was you have no sense of self irony | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
1977 | 'He did say he felt a bit flat this week' | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
1978 | "If the label says Wash & Wear, it doesn't mean at the same time. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1979 | This is not what I expected when you told me you’re training for an ironman competition. | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
1980 | Now at least you can say “ your pressed for time” | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1981 | There is already an iron man. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1982 | His apartment is in the Flatiron Building. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1983 | What can I say, I got board | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1984 | Good. Now if I roll you up you shouldn’t have wrinkles when you get there. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
1985 | You gotta take it off, Kent | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
1986 | Frankly, I think you've got much more pressing issues to iron out. | 1.2266 | 0.04602 | 128 | 105 | 17 | 6 |
1987 | I told you not to press your luck. | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1988 | I don’t think that’s what they meant when they said machine wash cold, dry flat. And, Stan, you know they said no iron. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1989 | You said 10 minutes flat! | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1990 | Did I forget to mention your suit is permanent press | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1991 | I told you he was smooth. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1992 | Now don't tell me you didn't put yourself through the rinse cycle first. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1993 | Long Covid. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1994 | When I said “go iron yourself” I didn’t actually mean it. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1995 | Well? Did you iron out our differences? | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1996 | I told you he’s a fucking idiot. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1997 | When I said, "We'll put your clothes in the overhead........" | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
1998 | "I thought you said you were de-pressed!" | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
1999 | I told you: if you're going to multi-task, do it in the kitchen so you can make us paninis. | 1.2262 | 0.04592 | 84 | 65 | 19 | 0 |
2000 | You're spreading me too thin, Linda. | 1.2261 | 0.04950 | 115 | 95 | 14 | 6 |
2001 | I suppose you'll try to blame this on the cat, too! | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
2002 | My patience for you is wearing thin. | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
2003 | I don't think that's what he meant when he told you we should iron out our differences... | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
2004 | Yes you got the wrinkeles. Bot, no... | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
2005 | I still think botox would be better. | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
2006 | You have to stop bending over backwards all the time. | 1.2261 | 0.04289 | 115 | 91 | 22 | 2 |
2007 | You were right. The user manual DIDN'T say not to. | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
2008 | And you say I'm the one with no sense of irony. | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
2009 | Iron-ic. All washed up. Board and flat. Whatever suits you, you said. And me with my dryer sense of humor. Oh to be so stiff. Punny isn't it? | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
2010 | I told you it was a left-handed iron | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
2011 | I got carried away | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
2012 | Yet again your humor falls flat, Bon. | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
2013 | I’ve always said you are too easily impressed. | 1.2261 | 0.04950 | 115 | 95 | 14 | 6 |
2014 | Maybe you should've used a lower setting. | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
2015 | I said, 'IronY' | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2016 | Wow you’re really committing to this whole weaponized incompetence thing, aren’t you? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2017 | I think we ironed out everything | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2018 | Well, they didn’t call him Iron Man for nothin’ | 1.2258 | 0.04411 | 124 | 100 | 20 | 4 |
2019 | Did you take your blue pills today? | 1.2258 | 0.06140 | 93 | 80 | 5 | 8 |
2020 | I see you found an iron deficiency treatment on social media. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2021 | The beauty standards Flat Stanley imposed on young men… | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2022 | Honey, you asked me to iron out your wrinkles | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2023 | What part of "wrinkle free" fabric didn't you understand? | 1.2256 | 0.03939 | 133 | 105 | 26 | 2 |
2024 | Thats not what I meant when I said "we need to iron out some differences" | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2025 | This isn’t bad. You should have seen me after I came out of the washer. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2026 | All I did was to tell him to straighten himself out | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2027 | Congratulations. Your obsession with saving time has finally caught up with you. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2028 | I can see you're just "flat out" again | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2029 | I did not mean THIS when I said we need to iron out our problems! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2030 | „Honey, could you please flip me over and iron the back of the shirt?“ | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2031 | This isn’t what I meant when I said you needed to straighten yourself out. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2032 | This is a wrinkle I wasn’t expecting. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
2033 | Steve--I thought you were planning to set yourself on drip/dry. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2034 | This is not what I meant when I said we needed to iron things out. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2035 | Honey, just pay up for the extra leg room next time. | 1.2252 | 0.05228 | 111 | 93 | 11 | 7 |
2036 | I warned you about Auto Erotic Martinizing. | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
2037 | REALLY??? THIS IS BEYOND IRONING OUT OUR DIFFERENCES!!! | 1.2248 | 0.04296 | 129 | 104 | 21 | 4 |
2038 | I tried to tell you that sleeping in your clothes doesn't really save time in the morning. | 1.2248 | 0.04435 | 129 | 105 | 19 | 5 |
2039 | I know you're getting ready for work, but mittens wants her toys out from under the fridge. | 1.2248 | 0.04951 | 129 | 109 | 11 | 9 |
2040 | I know you told me you have some pressing issues at the moment but this is going a bit far... | 1.2248 | 0.04435 | 129 | 105 | 19 | 5 |
2041 | What are you doing in the laundry room, Stanley? I thought you said you had a pressing engagement! | 1.2247 | 0.05926 | 89 | 75 | 8 | 6 |
2042 | I meant take the shirt and pants off before ironing them. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2043 | Okay! I get it. You’re bored. | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
2044 | Hang on, I’ll get the starch spray. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2045 | I think I liked him more when he was de-pressed. | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
2046 | Wow. Weaponized incompetence gone nuclear. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2047 | Hmmm now I miss your beer belly | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2048 | I told you we could iron out our differences. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2049 | Yoga and ironing.....that's multitasking for you. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2050 | Hard day at work? | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
2051 | So much for 'Iron Man' sequels. | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
2052 | Dad was trying to iron out a problem | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
2053 | Well, that's a new wrinkle! | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2054 | Wouldn't botox be easier? | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2055 | Really, Greg? This is a whole new level of weaponized incompetence. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2056 | Well you actually did a pretty good job | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2057 | On the other hand, you won’t have to worry about finding your door keys. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2058 | Your appearance won't matter until you stand up for yourself. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2059 | So this is what iron deficiency looks like. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2060 | Impressed with yourself? | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2061 | I'm pretty sure that the label doesn't say, "Wash & Wear then Iron." | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2062 | These clothes just didn’t iron themselves! | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2063 | Your pressing yourself too hard! | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
2064 | Stuart, “relaxed fit” means they don’t NEED to be ironed. | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
2065 | I said do it yourself not to yourself. | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
2066 | He tried to enter the Iron Man competition, but he fell flat. | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
2067 | What happened ? I listened to this damned new Ai Iron that said I didn't even have to take my clothes off to get them ironed. Like a fool I said "Hey, this I gotta to see". | 1.2241 | 0.04077 | 116 | 91 | 24 | 1 |
2068 | Honey, like I said, you'll get better creases if you iron your suit first, and then put it on. | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
2069 | Is this because I said my ex did the Ironman? | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2070 | You never listen, I told you, the ,'Self-Serve,' at this Dry Cleaners, was HARD! | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2071 | Your body is thin, but your skull is still thick | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2072 | Hmmm....I may have forgotten an important step | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2073 | You really should find a healthier way to blow off steam. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2074 | That’s not what I meant when I said we need to iron out our differences. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2075 | What part of 'dry clean only' did you not understand? | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2076 | OK you made your point. You do have depth, serious thought and understanding. | 1.2234 | 0.04319 | 94 | 73 | 21 | 0 |
2077 | I told you that suit was dry-clean only. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2078 | ...weaponized incompetence. You know perfectly well that you're dry clean only. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2079 | Last week, it was running with scissors, and now THIS? | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2080 | My blood report said I need more iron | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2081 | This is why you don't iron your shirt while wearing it. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2082 | He should have had more starch in his diet | 1.2233 | 0.04348 | 103 | 81 | 21 | 1 |
2083 | Flat Stanley did it again! | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2084 | When I said you have some pressing needs..... | 1.2233 | 0.04348 | 103 | 81 | 21 | 1 |
2085 | Have you seen my flatmate? | 1.2233 | 0.04348 | 103 | 81 | 21 | 1 |
2086 | He thought I was too flat for him...huh, that's ironic. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2087 | Gordon, Letterman stopped doing Stupid Human Tricks years ago. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2088 | Now get this straight...I'm not your laundress! | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2089 | I just said I liked Flat Stanley when I was a kid. Geez. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2090 | I thought it was wash and wear. | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
2091 | I know you said it was a pressing matter, but really! | 1.2231 | 0.04619 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
2092 | The irony of this is you are wearing wrinkle-free... | 1.2231 | 0.04267 | 130 | 105 | 21 | 4 |
2093 | I told you to iron out your problems, not yourself, Stanley! | 1.2222 | 0.03996 | 144 | 116 | 24 | 4 |
2094 | Men, you are all the same. You will just not listen to any instructions. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2095 | That's not what I meant when I told you to iron it out. | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
2096 | Quit dilly-Dali-ing. | 1.2222 | 0.05478 | 99 | 83 | 10 | 6 |
2097 | No, I said, 'self-iron-Y,' Phil." | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2098 | I always knew you didn't have a backbone... | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2099 | It's a shame all of you didn't get stiff | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2100 | Yes. Your Doctor did say your iron levels are low. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2101 | Harold, I really think it’s time we move out of the Flatiron District. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2102 | Tired? Of course you are. End the 5-day working week. | 1.2222 | 0.04407 | 90 | 70 | 20 | 0 |
2103 | Not what I meant when I said next time Iron with your clothes on. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2104 | You didn't need the steam. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2105 | I told you, FOLDED. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2106 | He finally did something right. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2107 | You weren't supposed to iron the pleats out. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2108 | I wasn't pressing you to iron out the wrinkles in our relationship | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
2109 | How did you get this from, “I need you to help more around the house.”? | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2110 | You lost a button. | 1.2222 | 0.05151 | 108 | 90 | 12 | 6 |
2111 | John, when I said I wanted to explore the flatiron district in Manhattan, this is not what I meant! | 1.2222 | 0.04229 | 108 | 85 | 22 | 1 |
2112 | Still haven’t gotten all the wrinkles out. . | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
2113 | I'm permanently impressed. | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
2114 | Your anti-aging skincare routine is getting out of hand. | 1.2214 | 0.03935 | 140 | 112 | 25 | 3 |
2115 | Oh Wally, I could of told you it was drip dry. | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
2116 | Typical. Does life always have to be two dimensional with you? | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
2117 | You’ve had enough iron, maybe try some other vitamins? | 1.2212 | 0.04306 | 113 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
2118 | Let me guess. The Persistence of Wrinkles. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
2119 | Oh look, it's Tony Starch. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2120 | Arghh - you didn't listen. Take it off first! | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2121 | Good Job! Next time, remove the suit first. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2122 | Jimmy just loved charades. But that last phrase - Ironside - did him in. | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
2123 | Because you told me to 'Straighten' myself out! | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
2124 | Why put yourself through this on casual Friday? | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2125 | You did say, "I need to straighten out." | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2126 | Just stick to washing the dishes. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2127 | Bad news Harry! Those pants you're wearing are pleated. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2128 | NOW who’s flat chested? | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2129 | I meant use ‘permanent press’ for the dryer cycle. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2130 | This is because I freaked out about the dick piercing, isn't it? | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2131 | This isn't what they meant by iron deficiency. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2132 | Is this about your tryout for that Bugs Bunny steamroller scene? | 1.2211 | 0.04534 | 95 | 75 | 19 | 1 |
2133 | When I suggested we iron out our differences, this is not what I had in mind! | 1.2211 | 0.04534 | 95 | 75 | 19 | 1 |
2134 | Neat! I tend to do it standing up. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2135 | The doctor says you need more starch in your diet. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2136 | Well, I think you’ve inadvertently ironed-out some of my issues. | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
2137 | I thought we could iron this out eventually. | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2138 | I thought I made it clear you have to take your clothes off before you iron. | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2139 | Our differences are ironreconcilable.” | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
2140 | Hey, Iron Man, what’s with you and laundry? | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2141 | So anyways, Becca from work is so unpleasant | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
2142 | Earth balls are easy. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
2143 | I said you need to iron out your issue, not iron out your tissue. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
2144 | Honey, next time, less starch. | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
2145 | That guy on Tiktok said it would step up my dewy skin game. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
2146 | Other than everything, what part of ‘self-esteem’ don’t you get? | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
2147 | Look Gerry, when I said ' There's a few things we've got to iron out ..' | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
2148 | Honey, just because they call you “a suit”, it doesn’t mean you have to iron yourself. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2149 | Nice to see you’ve ironed yourself out, but I don’t see where the problems went. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2150 | Just as I suspected Bonnie Boo - flat broke | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2151 | You know, they now have Botox to remove wrinkles! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2152 | Wow. There's still a crease. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2153 | It's evident your flat-out lying, again! | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2154 | You may be an efficiency expert at work, but at home you have no idea how to make my work easier. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2155 | Oh for pleat’s sake. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2156 | I know I said you should be able to iron yourself, but that’s not what I meant. | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2157 | Good job, Honey but ditch the glasses. Sardine Air is pretty strict on excess-human. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2158 | That tie just doesn’t go with your jacket. | 1.2198 | 0.05806 | 91 | 77 | 8 | 6 |
2159 | Frank, I don’t think that this is what the therapist meant when he said we need to iron out some of our issues | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2160 | You really need to switch to wrinkle free suits. | 1.2195 | 0.04835 | 123 | 103 | 13 | 7 |
2161 | Like I always tell people, my husband can flat-out iron! | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
2162 | I'm not certain that this is how one trains for an ironman. | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
2163 | OMG. I said flattery will get you anywhere. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2164 | The iron finally found you. | 1.2193 | 0.04087 | 114 | 90 | 23 | 1 |
2165 | I still don't think it was worth removing all your bones. | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
2166 | And how much time did you save? | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2167 | Not sure this would be the opposite of depressed. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2168 | When I said, 'Straighten yourself out, Charlie,' I didn't mean -flatten! | 1.2190 | 0.04276 | 105 | 83 | 21 | 1 |
2169 | I knew you could iron out the biggest problem in our relationship | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2170 | Are you working at the Flatiron building again? | 1.2190 | 0.05060 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
2171 | You should have just bought a larger size suit. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2172 | Do you want me to impress you? | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2173 | You see? Men NEVER read the instruction manual. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2174 | Think of all the spontaneous hallway conversations you'll have now that everyone's back at the office. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2175 | Eat more starch. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2176 | Honey, “you really need to straighten up” is just a figure of speech. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2177 | Now I get why you've seemed a bit flat lately. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2178 | You’ve been going flat out? Look at me! | 1.2190 | 0.04056 | 105 | 82 | 23 | 0 |
2179 | When I booked Iron Man for my son’s birthday party this wasn’t what I meant.. | 1.2190 | 0.05238 | 105 | 88 | 11 | 6 |
2180 | This is not how you fix your iron deficiency, honey. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
2181 | No. You need calcium not IRON. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2182 | Not what I meant by ironing out our differences. | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
2183 | I feel like your laziness has reached a whole new level. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2184 | I love the initiative, but I think that suit is dry clean only. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2185 | Is this what one calls a Flat lining? | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2186 | I’m sure I said ‘No starch’. | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
2187 | So I forgot once to bring your suits to the cleaners , don't you think this is a little bit dramatic? | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2188 | Does this mean you'll have new pronouns? | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2189 | I told you to read the instructions first. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2190 | Hon, I think it's best to learn your limits to irony. | 1.2188 | 0.05581 | 96 | 81 | 9 | 6 |
2191 | Tom, we’ve talked about this. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2192 | Next time, remember step #1 is take off your suit. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2193 | Ah, another pressing engagement, I saa. | 1.2185 | 0.04647 | 119 | 98 | 16 | 5 |
2194 | Starch is two bucks extra. | 1.2185 | 0.04329 | 119 | 96 | 20 | 3 |
2195 | You’re scaring the cat. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2196 | I think you misunderstood when I asked for your work life to decrease. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2197 | That’s NOT what I meant by we have to iron things out! | 1.2184 | 0.04455 | 87 | 68 | 19 | 0 |
2198 | I told you, Botox is good enough for wrinkles!! | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2199 | When I said you smooth everything out before ironing, I didn’t mean you. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
2200 | Do I have to pick up the dry cleaning again? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2201 | Now turn on your side to crease the pants. | 1.2184 | 0.04455 | 87 | 68 | 19 | 0 |
2202 | Okay, I suppose you're right. "Step 1: Remove clothing" should be started rather than implied. But do you see my point that your need to be right has become self-destructive? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2203 | On second thought, the suit didn't make you look THAT fat. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
2204 | Ironing you flat won't stiffen your backbone. | 1.2182 | 0.04161 | 110 | 87 | 22 | 1 |
2205 | That's not a very flattering look on you. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
2206 | Really, with a million lo-carb options, you chose this | 1.2182 | 0.04161 | 110 | 87 | 22 | 1 |
2207 | Not exactly the iron man I was hoping for | 1.2182 | 0.04161 | 110 | 87 | 22 | 1 |
2208 | Well, this is an unexpected wrinkle in our relationship. | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
2209 | Are you sure you’re ready to go back into the office? | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
2210 | Oh my God! You are so right. I have no spine! | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
2211 | So, did you listen to me when I suggested a wrinkle-free suit? | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2212 | It’s wash then wear | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
2213 | Good start. Just take off the suit and I'll finish up. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2214 | This is not the way to iron out our problems. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2215 | He has only himself to blame | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2216 | How Flattering!! | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2217 | should i do it from now on? | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2218 | Looks like we got all our problems ironed out. | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2219 | Stanley, why can't you just take a plane like everyone else? | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
2220 | That’s not what the doctor had in mind when he said you have an iron deficiency. | 1.2178 | 0.05378 | 101 | 85 | 10 | 6 |
2221 | At least we got that ‘ironed out’. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2222 | Sooooo, you’re really serious about not having children? | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2223 | So this is your idea of ironing things out? | 1.2178 | 0.04361 | 101 | 80 | 20 | 1 |
2224 | Okay, you can put yourself back in the closet, but no wire hangers! | 1.2178 | 0.05378 | 101 | 85 | 10 | 6 |
2225 | Straighten yourself out or I'm outta here! | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2226 | When i said to straighten out, i didn't mean literally, | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2227 | You're supposed to take the suit off | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2228 | You weren’t kidding about being flat out bored. | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
2229 | You're too literal. I just wanted us to iron things out. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2230 | Marvin, that's not how you get to be Ironman. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2231 | That’s a tough way to go. But he did say he was flat out tired of life. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2232 | Is this your idea of self-care? | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
2233 | I just assumed you'd use starch, Salvador. | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
2234 | Making the rest of you limp doesn't negate the underlying problem. | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
2235 | You shouldn’t give me any more reasons to hang you. | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
2236 | That's not what I expected when he said he had an iron deficiency. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2237 | if that doesn’t straighten him out, I give up | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
2238 | Windy today...should probably do extra starch. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2239 | I didn't know that you were pressed for time. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2240 | And this Morris, is the modern Beta-male. Flattens with a steam, is very foldable, but lacks a spine. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2241 | I would’ve used a lower setting, but you do you, dear. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2242 | Ironing is not for the weak | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2243 | But it’s not even plugged in. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2244 | Sorry, Dear, but empty suits can't iron themselves. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2245 | Really?! I told you that you shouldn’t iron this out alone! | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2246 | ...and that suit still isn't 'flattering' | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2247 | I said you need to straighten out. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2248 | I was just trying to iron out some of the details... | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
2249 | I know you were pressed for time. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2250 | Honey, you're supposed to take off the clothes first | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2251 | Spin dry was too much. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2252 | You never heard of starch? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2253 | Is this just temporary, because you're facing the full court? Or is this permanent press? | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2254 | I’m going to take the dog for a walk. Will you be here when I get back? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2255 | I guess being an empty suit IS good for something. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2256 | Depressed again? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2257 | I don’t think this is what they meant when they said you need to “get ready for the Ironman!” | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2258 | You've become so one-sided about everything. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2259 | What pressing matter was it this time? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2260 | You’re supposed to take the suit off before pressing it! | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
2261 | Wow, you really are impressed with yourself, aren’t you? | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
2262 | I guess it saves time. | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
2263 | That’s not what I meant by “iron out our kinks.” | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
2264 | You definitely have some pressing issues to deal with in your life. | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
2265 | This ambition to dress to impress is wearing thin. | 1.2162 | 0.04128 | 111 | 88 | 22 | 1 |
2266 | This does not count towards ironing out our differences. | 1.2160 | 0.04030 | 125 | 100 | 23 | 2 |
2267 | this isn't what I meant by creating an iron-clad marraige | 1.2160 | 0.04484 | 125 | 103 | 17 | 5 |
2268 | Tell me you avoided the inside leg. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2269 | The book butcher on the cover says that this is too woke. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2270 | I’m telling you, you’ve got to use more starch. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2271 | This is the last time I’m getting out the bicycle pump early in the morning. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2272 | Should I get the spray Viagra? | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2273 | That is not how you achieve “Ironman” status. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2274 | If you really want to get rid of your wrinkles just eat less sugar | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
2275 | Not all time savers are worth it, Stanley! | 1.2157 | 0.05144 | 102 | 85 | 12 | 5 |
2276 | Hard day at the office took the starch right out of you, huh? | 1.2157 | 0.05144 | 102 | 85 | 12 | 5 |
2277 | You missed the wrinkles in your brow. | 1.2157 | 0.04323 | 102 | 81 | 20 | 1 |
2278 | I know you have a pressing engagement but . . . | 1.2157 | 0.05329 | 102 | 86 | 10 | 6 |
2279 | Didn’t I tell you to not use the steam setting on wool? | 1.2157 | 0.04093 | 102 | 80 | 22 | 0 |
2280 | This isn’t how to prepare for an Ironman Triathlon.” | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2281 | ironee | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2282 | You win. You're the OG Flat Stanley. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2283 | Perfect! And I’ll bet we can even squeeze you into a carry-on. | 1.2157 | 0.04323 | 102 | 81 | 20 | 1 |
2284 | Straighten up. And fly right. | 1.2157 | 0.05329 | 102 | 86 | 10 | 6 |
2285 | I don’t think this is a suitable alternative to Botox. | 1.2157 | 0.05144 | 102 | 85 | 12 | 5 |
2286 | Next time, don’t try to hypnotize the cat. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
2287 | No, that’s not what ‘ironic’ means, either. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2288 | Oh, Jim, I love your commitment to making our marriage work. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2289 | Stanley, I think it's time to give it up. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2290 | Honey, were you on TikTok again? | 1.2157 | 0.05329 | 102 | 86 | 10 | 6 |
2291 | Need to make sure I’m looking suitably smart for my board meeting. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2292 | Here's my ironed man. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2293 | Next time, try a little less starch, | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
2294 | Thank God it’s not your day to mow the lawn. | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
2295 | I told you not to use high heat! | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
2296 | Well, this might improve your chances of being hired by the modern art museum after all... | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
2297 | It's the best ironing board cover I ever had | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
2298 | You’re sure impressed with yourself! | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
2299 | This is exactly what the therapist meant by “weaponized incompetence.” | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
2300 | I meant that we need to iron out our problems | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
2301 | Now *that's* ironic! | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2302 | I told you it wouldn't save you any time at all. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2303 | Honey, you know that's PERMANENT press right? | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
2304 | What? You’d rather I hang dry your suit? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2305 | Nice one Stan, I thought we agreed to iron things out… together. | 1.2151 | 0.04284 | 93 | 73 | 20 | 0 |
2306 | See, this is one of those opportunities the therapist talked about, when you could show a little vulnerability and not try to do everything yourself. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2307 | The doctor said you need more iron, not you need to be ironed. | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
2308 | Hun, I think you’re suffering from an iron deficiency. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
2309 | It’s wash and wear, not iron and wear! | 1.2150 | 0.04205 | 107 | 85 | 21 | 1 |
2310 | So have we ironed out all our problems then? | 1.2150 | 0.04205 | 107 | 85 | 21 | 1 |
2311 | I see you used your grandmother's mangle again. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
2312 | Give it up Tony... your Iron Man thingy just isn't working. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
2313 | Stanley! Have you been flattening again? | 1.2150 | 0.04205 | 107 | 85 | 21 | 1 |
2314 | You missed a couple wrinkles on your forehead. | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
2315 | I think we disagree on how to iron out our differences | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
2316 | I said ‘grease’.” Submitted by DouglasMonaghan Floral Park, New York 1100 | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
2317 | I told you not to keep repressing your feelings this way. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
2318 | And you said I was repressed?! | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
2319 | This is why I said wait an hour before taking any more edibles | 1.2150 | 0.05148 | 107 | 90 | 11 | 6 |
2320 | I thought you were depressed. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
2321 | He wouldn't take it off. | 1.2149 | 0.03929 | 121 | 96 | 24 | 1 |
2322 | And here we thought that flat characters were only an element of fiction. | 1.2149 | 0.04424 | 121 | 99 | 18 | 4 |
2323 | All I said was, if you iron that suit you’d look a lot slimmer. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2324 | Well this is ironic. | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
2325 | Now let’s see you do Man of Steel | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2326 | This isn't what I meant when I told you to iron yourself. | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
2327 | Maybe a little starch after all? | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2328 | Have you been taking your iron supplements?” | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2329 | I don't think this is what your editor meant by hot off the press. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2330 | You said, "This needs ironing." I said "Iron it yourself." IT! Iron IT yourself. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2331 | You look really steamed. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2332 | This is ass backwards | 1.2143 | 0.05475 | 98 | 83 | 9 | 6 |
2333 | He’s wrinkle free? | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2334 | Frank, c'mon! No one uses irons anymore. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2335 | next time, eat more starches | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
2336 | Aren’t you taking the flat Stanley project a bit too far Bob? | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
2337 | I don’t know if this comical or ironic. | 1.2143 | 0.04812 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
2338 | Mathew took Linda's accusation of learned helplessness quite badly | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2339 | ^ It's a combination of too much starch, being in a hurry, and giving blood twice in one month. " | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2340 | I think what they meant was a swim, a bike ride and a run. | 1.2137 | 0.04830 | 117 | 98 | 13 | 6 |
2341 | That suit looks flattering on you. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2342 | This is not a time for your self-irony! | 1.2136 | 0.05281 | 103 | 87 | 10 | 6 |
2343 | You really shouldn't have tried to iron things out on your own. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2344 | Oh Flat Stanley, now you are a brainless corporate sycophant! | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2345 | I see you're dressed, pressed and ready for success. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2346 | Um, dry cleaners don't work from home. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2347 | I’m guessing you expect me to do the back? | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2348 | At what point does a life hack become a life impairment? | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2349 | Maybe you should try ironing things out in therapy | 1.2136 | 0.04058 | 103 | 81 | 22 | 0 |
2350 | Yet when I get treatments for my fine lines, I’m high maintenance? | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2351 | Just ironing out some lil flaws. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2352 | Maybe a little less starch next time | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2353 | Baby, you got to iron out your problems. | 1.2135 | 0.04651 | 89 | 71 | 17 | 1 |
2354 | Next time, let me do the Ironing! | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2355 | Trying to do your own laundry again? | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2356 | So then I said- wait, what just happened? | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2357 | So I take it you’re not into kinks. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2358 | No, I don't think this is what your therapist meant by "letting things iron themselves out." | 1.2131 | 0.04234 | 122 | 99 | 20 | 3 |
2359 | I told you to use the mid-management setting ! | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2360 | I meant ironing out our differences, figuratively! | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
2361 | Now I'm just guessing here, but did you make another crack about the way the Melvina irons your shirts? | 1.2130 | 0.04931 | 108 | 90 | 13 | 5 |
2362 | Your joke is falling flat. | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
2363 | When I suggested we should iron out our differences I didn’t mean it literally” | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
2364 | You still won’t fit into a Priority Mail box, Stanley. | 1.2130 | 0.05104 | 108 | 91 | 11 | 6 |
2365 | When I asked you to do your own ironing, I should have known you'd be your usual passive-aggressive self. | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
2366 | I've gotta admit those clothes do make you look thinner. | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
2367 | Mom always said you didn't have a backbone | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
2368 | Ironing 101: take the clothes off first. | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
2369 | Oh, no! You don’t press a wool suit, a silk tie, and a permanent press shirt at the same heat setting! | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
2370 | I’m so relieved to finally have you ironed out. | 1.2130 | 0.04171 | 108 | 86 | 21 | 1 |
2371 | This is what happens when you don't set it to polyester. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2372 | Dinner’s off, but now they want you to be a Congressman. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2373 | That's not what the chiropractor meant when she said to pump more iron. | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2374 | I hope you remembered extra starch on the crotch. | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2375 | I told you not to use the steam setting. | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2376 | It's a nice suit, but you're way over-pressed. | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2377 | I guess you're going as Flat Stanley this Purim. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2378 | Don't press. | 1.2126 | 0.04276 | 127 | 104 | 19 | 4 |
2379 | The label says 'wrinkle-free,' not 'self iron!' | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2380 | I think you're taking the 'stuffed shirt' comments too seriously. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2381 | You are supposed to take off your suit before you iron it. | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
2382 | I guess there won't be a next time. | 1.2124 | 0.04779 | 113 | 94 | 14 | 5 |
2383 | Well, that irons things out. | 1.2124 | 0.03865 | 113 | 89 | 24 | 0 |
2384 | What I said was "Just go iron yourself"! | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
2385 | Are you going to fix the crease? | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
2386 | You forgot the starch. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2387 | Is this what you cal ironing out your problems? | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2388 | And that’s why you should never iron permanent press. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2389 | Don't worry...I'm sure we'll get this all ironed out. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2390 | How many times do I have to tell you Gumbo? Easy on the steam! And now you've upset the cat! | 1.2121 | 0.05424 | 99 | 84 | 9 | 6 |
2391 | . . .and this is why God invented dry cleaners. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2392 | Stanley, you have a good job now. I can't keep mailing you everywhere. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2393 | You wouldn’t have had to do this if you’d eaten your polyesters. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2394 | You missed a wrinkle. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2395 | Maybe now you can fix the printer. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2396 | I always knew housework would flatten him. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2397 | When I said I wanted a steamier relationship, this isn't what I meant. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2398 | Well I couldn’t just leave you hanging. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2399 | Ironman, the sequel | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2400 | Apparently the "laying flat" movement is in trend now. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2401 | Think they'll take him back? | 1.2119 | 0.04792 | 118 | 99 | 13 | 6 |
2402 | Sometimes you shouldn't try to do everything yourself. | 1.2119 | 0.04480 | 118 | 97 | 17 | 4 |
2403 | Did you forget starch? | 1.2119 | 0.04638 | 118 | 98 | 15 | 5 |
2404 | Flat out, doing the ironing | 1.2119 | 0.04144 | 118 | 95 | 21 | 2 |
2405 | Darling,I already told you: that suit does NOT make you look fat! | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2406 | Wash and wear? | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2407 | Stay there while I get some body stays. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2408 | don't worry honey, I think I'm straight now | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2409 | No, dear, that's not how people train for The Iron Man ... | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2410 | Bob,you sure this is what the psychiatrist meant when he said, | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
2411 | ‘Not now honey, I’m feeling a little flat and burnt out’ | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2412 | I know you hate your job,but | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2413 | I said, your "suit," not your "self." | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
2414 | Fabric softener isn't a dietary supplement, you know. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2415 | Were you trying to iron out all of the details? | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
2416 | Looks like the cotton setting was too hot. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
2417 | Must I do everything? | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2418 | Really Greg? Are you *trying* to be ironic? This is the fifth year in a row you’ve dressed up as iron man for your work’s annual costume party! | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
2419 | It appears you’ve ironed yourself flat. | 1.2111 | 0.04326 | 90 | 71 | 19 | 0 |
2420 | I told you to use some starch. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2421 | Can't jump, can't iron! | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2422 | Honey, you used my left-handed iron. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2423 | Nope. Still not what 'irony' means." | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2424 | I could have done that for you, Honey. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2425 | Everything about you leaves me flat. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2426 | They can't squeeze you in until Monday | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
2427 | You guys think you got it rough. I used to have to iron my hair. | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
2428 | OK. I will get a larger ironing board. You don’t have to be so dramatic!! | 1.2110 | 0.05061 | 109 | 92 | 11 | 6 |
2429 | This isn’t going to make you look any younger. | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
2430 | Dear, you have serious ironing skills | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
2431 | Honey, the Pharmacy has supplements. They've had them for years. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
2432 | Way to put the ‘pressed’ in depressed, honey. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
2433 | Now do the wrinkles in your face. | 1.2105 | 0.04221 | 114 | 92 | 20 | 2 |
2434 | I thought you wanted to make a splash, not a splat. | 1.2105 | 0.04574 | 114 | 94 | 16 | 4 |
2435 | Yes, I did indeed say that iron is good for you | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2436 | Excessive literalism is just one of the wrinkles in our relationship. | 1.2105 | 0.04740 | 114 | 95 | 14 | 5 |
2437 | For the umpteenth time, NEVER use the 'STEAMROLLER' setting! | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2438 | I’m not falling for the “blow on this” trick again! | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
2439 | I can’t help you - I can’t understand those symbols on the fabric care labels either. | 1.2105 | 0.04574 | 114 | 94 | 16 | 4 |
2440 | Let’s iron things out. When idioms go awry. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2441 | Aren't you getting a little old for this Stanley? | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2442 | I really don't think that qualifies you for the iron man competition. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2443 | No honey, your camel toe looks fine. | 1.2101 | 0.04112 | 119 | 96 | 21 | 2 |
2444 | The cat went unscathed but curiosity still required that a price be paid. | 1.2101 | 0.04112 | 119 | 96 | 21 | 2 |
2445 | I don't believe this is the best cure for Peyronies disease. | 1.2101 | 0.04755 | 119 | 100 | 13 | 6 |
2446 | Uh, Not quite what self-ironing means ... | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2447 | When I said you ought to 'straighten yourself out,' this wasn't what I had in mind. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2448 | You WERE wearing a press badge. | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2449 | Didn't your mom teach you how to iron? | 1.2100 | 0.05183 | 100 | 84 | 11 | 5 |
2450 | Have you thought about an antidepressant? | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
2451 | I said get dressed not pressed. | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
2452 | I think iron supplements would have been fine. | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2453 | I told you Mel, Try a Chiropractor. But no. | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2454 | Okay, I probably shouldn’t admit this, but I’m really impressed by what you’ve achieved here | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2455 | Win-win or multitasking? | 1.2100 | 0.04094 | 100 | 79 | 21 | 0 |
2456 | Feeling pressed for time? | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2457 | Oh no. I meant Just the suit | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
2458 | What did I tell you about trying TikTok trends? | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2459 | You’ve succeeded. That suit is very flattering. | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
2460 | Honey, I think you're taking efficiency too far | 1.2099 | 0.04553 | 81 | 64 | 17 | 0 |
2461 | Next time, plug in the damned iron, Bob! | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
2462 | Self ironing suit isn’t meant literally | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2463 | I told you to iron out your difficulties not to iron yourself | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2464 | Almost ready for congress’s GOP! | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
2465 | You're still going to work, right? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2466 | You need more starch in your collar! | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2467 | Forgot the starch again? | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2468 | It's not all about you. | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
2469 | You missed a wrinkle or two, mostly in your face. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2470 | Our relationship's gone flat. It's run out of steam. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2471 | Too much starch again? | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2472 | I was just trying to get myself straightened out | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2473 | He said,we should iron out our problems, so I did! | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2474 | You overdid it. That’s why you always look so rundown. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2475 | I said to iron it yourself not to iron yourself | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2476 | Before you put them on, before you put them on! | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2477 | I....AM...IRONED MAN | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2478 | This is NOT what I meant when I told you to iron things out. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2479 | I'm really stretched out! | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2480 | Aren’t you a getting little old for a Flat Stanley phase? | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
2481 | Gees...you look like you've been through the wringer! | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
2482 | That's not what I meant by ironing out our differences. | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
2483 | … Ohh, this is what the kids meant when they said you seemed ‘pressed’! | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2484 | when I said "go iron yourself" it was a figure of speech | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2485 | Just another opportunity for a biracial couple to make the news .... | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2486 | Looks like you're having a flat day. | 1.2088 | 0.04284 | 91 | 72 | 19 | 0 |
2487 | Wanna hang out? | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
2488 | My bad, I thought you said you were DE-pressed. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2489 | What do you call it, 'The Persistence of Stupidity?' | 1.2088 | 0.05745 | 91 | 78 | 7 | 6 |
2490 | Your OCD therapist just called and canceled. | 1.2087 | 0.04366 | 115 | 94 | 18 | 3 |
2491 | When I pressed him about it, he folded. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
2492 | Can't you simply diet like everyone else? | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
2493 | You could’ve tried cutting out bread first. | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
2494 | I did not mean for you to take me literally! | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2495 | There! Now you know how to iron. | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2496 | Ironically, this suits you. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2497 | This is no way to iron out your problems. | 1.2083 | 0.04167 | 96 | 76 | 20 | 0 |
2498 | I’m sorry Stanley, but I just couldn’t find enough stamps! | 1.2083 | 0.05524 | 96 | 82 | 8 | 6 |
2499 | The irony of it all finally got to him. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2500 | I said one little bulge would be tolerated. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2501 | I told you permanent press was a gimmick. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2502 | And this is how we iron out our differences? | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2503 | So this is where the Flat Stanley idea started. | 1.2083 | 0.04167 | 96 | 76 | 20 | 0 |
2504 | It looks like you have a pressing appointment. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2505 | OK, you've made your point. You're flat broke. | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2506 | Talk about irony. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2507 | I get it. We’ | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2508 | Should I throw you into the spin cycle and fill you out again? | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2509 | It says “Lay flat to dry.” Just do it. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2510 | Maybe now you'll listen and buy wrinkle-free next time | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2511 | Take the suit off first. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2512 | Try the fluff cycle? | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2513 | I flat out told you to leave the ironing to me! | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2514 | It works out better if you take the suit off first... | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2515 | Okay, Salvador, DALL-E can't do everything. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2516 | Honey, it's Black Lives Matter, not Flat Lives Matter | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2517 | -Hope I get flat tax rate | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2518 | I told you so: there’s saving time, and there’s wearing yourself out. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2519 | I don't think that is the iron deficiency your doctor meant. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2520 | The Persistence of Laundry | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2521 | That's a Wash and Wear, not a Wear and Iron suit! | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2522 | I don't see how being flat means you'll get to travel the world for free, Stanley. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2523 | I think there are better ways to relieve stress | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2524 | That's nothing...I used to iron my hair. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2525 | What are you gonna do about the other side Steve? | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2526 | You're needed for another pressing situation, your brother just slipped in through the mail slot." | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
2527 | I'd be more impressed if you had gotten your priorities straight. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
2528 | I only meant your top half. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2529 | Stanley! What ever happened to the bulletin board? | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2530 | Honey, you may be taking this iron salesman gig too seriously. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2531 | this is going to take more than starch... | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2532 | Oh, Stanley, how ironic! | 1.2075 | 0.04179 | 106 | 85 | 20 | 1 |
2533 | You set it too hot. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2534 | I told you not to give up starch. | 1.2075 | 0.04179 | 106 | 85 | 20 | 1 |
2535 | It’s called “flat tire syndrome”. | 1.2075 | 0.03958 | 106 | 84 | 22 | 0 |
2536 | Why didn't we think of this years ago? | 1.2075 | 0.04179 | 106 | 85 | 20 | 1 |
2537 | That's incredible! You did it without even plugging it in! | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2538 | Oh, Dad, poor Dad, now Mama can hang you in the closet...! | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2539 | I know I said we have some things to iron out… | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2540 | You wouldn't have had to iron if you used the "dryer's wrinkle control" setting. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2541 | I thought I had tried all the anti-wrinkle remedies! | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
2542 | It may save some time, Harry, but you're still not going to fit through the mail slot next time you lose your keys. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
2543 | I get it Bob, you’re bored | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2544 | A little more starch. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2545 | Stanley, wrong order! Iron first, dress second! | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2546 | I appreciate you are willing to try and iron this out | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2547 | You never listen! I told you this suit was wash and wear. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2548 | Generally speaking, Mr. Ogtot, the laundry facilities are not for physical self-improvement. Still though, if you try this again, don't linger on the tie. | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2549 | That's not what "self-iron" means. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2550 | I told him that wasn't how you get rid of wrinkles. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2551 | I don't think that's what the saying "iron things out" means hun | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2552 | ChatGPT wrote this one. | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2553 | This kind of horseshit is why I’m divorcing you. | 1.2069 | 0.05456 | 87 | 73 | 10 | 4 |
2554 | That wasn't the iron man that I had in mind. | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2555 | I told you, you're gonna need more starch. | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
2556 | This isn't what I meant when I said "straighten up." | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2557 | This is not what I meant when I said straighten yourself out. | 1.2069 | 0.04368 | 87 | 69 | 18 | 0 |
2558 | That's not how we do it on Earth, dear ! | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2559 | Hmm ...'Flat Stanley' and 'Stanley Steamer' are taken. How 'bout 'Stancake?' | 1.2066 | 0.04533 | 121 | 101 | 15 | 5 |
2560 | Bob, I said Irony, not Ironing! | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
2561 | I think he flipped; too much pressing business. | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2562 | I knew it wasn't just your "high metabolism". | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2563 | THIS is what you did all day? | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2564 | I thought it was time to iron out our problems. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2565 | I've told you a thousand times; you need to press the "Steam" button ! | 1.2065 | 0.04244 | 92 | 73 | 19 | 0 |
2566 | You can't be that board | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2567 | maybe there was a less drastic demonstration | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2568 | Your creases are uneven. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2569 | Carl, when I said you had an inflated opinion of yourself... | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2570 | You’ll do anything to get out of walking the dog. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2571 | Sweetie, are you sure you didn't misinterpret the care instructions tag on your new suit? | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2572 | How’s that hot stone massage hack working for you now? | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2573 | Now do my hair. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2574 | Well, no wonder, you forgot the spray starch. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2575 | Mom says it's my turn next. Then the cat. Then you again if you want. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2576 | Running late again? | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2577 | Well I sure hope you cleaned the lint trap after you finished in the dryer. | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
2578 | That's not what I meant when I said you should "Let off a little steam!" | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
2579 | Looks good, except that you forgot to do your head. | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
2580 | The label said “dry clean only” ! | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2581 | Oh, I thought you said you were 'depressed.' | 1.2062 | 0.05271 | 97 | 82 | 10 | 5 |
2582 | When I told you that you were getting wrinkles, his is not what I was thinking. | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2583 | Some people will try anything to get rid of wrinkles! | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2584 | You're flat-out drunk again, Henry. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2585 | Take off your glasses. They’re not perma-press. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2586 | So, George, other than that, what do you think of my self driving iron? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2587 | I don’t think you understood the Doc when he said depressed. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2588 | I'm upset...but also amazed that you got all of the creases out. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2589 | This is what we call “man.” It always thinks it knows how to do it better. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2590 | Did it hurt? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2591 | You’re taking this self-care thing way too far. | 1.2059 | 0.04023 | 102 | 81 | 21 | 0 |
2592 | Press me like one of your french shirts | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
2593 | I really think you're carrying this "wash and wear" thing too far. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2594 | I told him,”Either you straighten yourself out or I’ll do it for you.” | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2595 | I realize that I probably seem cool, but I’m legit freaking out on the inside. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2596 | Or, you could just moisturize. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2597 | I get it, you’re a busy man.” Farzeen Firoozi, New York, New Yor | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
2598 | Maybe go with light starch next time | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
2599 | s “when you said you had some things to iron out I never would have figured…” | 1.2059 | 0.05276 | 102 | 87 | 9 | 6 |
2600 | I’m just noticing now, but you’ve really been wearing yourself thin lately. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2601 | I'm sorry dear, but you're still using irony wrong. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2602 | Thanks for straightening me out! | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
2603 | You telling me this is a pressing matter is just silly. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2604 | Yeah, the label should say “wash OR wear.” | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2605 | That's a rather passive-aggressive approach to "iron it yourself." | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
2606 | More pain, no gain, no crease. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2607 | When I told you to straighten yourself out, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
2608 | There has got to be a better way to fit on those new airplane seats. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2609 | Honey, if you think this is what your nutritionist meant when she said you have a pressing need to add a daily iron supplement, you are flat wrong." | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
2610 | I'm still not sure you'll fold well into my carry on bag. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2611 | I still don't think it's going to save you that much time... | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2612 | I know I said we have some kinks to iron out, but... | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2613 | Does this mean you are prepairing your backbone to ask for a raise today? | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2614 | You wouldn't need to be ironed if you would just stay out of the dryer. | 1.2051 | 0.04467 | 117 | 97 | 16 | 4 |
2615 | I know you're still upset about getting 2nd place in the limbo contest but you need to let it go | 1.2051 | 0.05873 | 78 | 66 | 8 | 4 |
2616 | At least you could have taken those expensive shoes off, before ironing! | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2617 | Bob has unwavering faith in an independent press. | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2618 | May I presume you got ironing bored? | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2619 | I hope your suit isn't permanent press. | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2620 | you give new meaning to board meeting | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2621 | Sometimes it feels like we’re living in different dimensions. | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2622 | This is what happens when you nap through the training video. | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2623 | You’re ass. is so flat i am leaving you abd taking the cat with me LOL | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2624 | Now that’s lazy. | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2625 | You may have taken your new job in the Flat Iron District at bit too literally | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2626 | You finally ironed out your issues! | 1.2045 | 0.04617 | 88 | 71 | 16 | 1 |
2627 | You need more iron | 1.2045 | 0.04325 | 88 | 70 | 18 | 0 |
2628 | My Mother was right,you are an idiot | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
2629 | And now comes when you say you are flattered, right? | 1.2045 | 0.04617 | 88 | 71 | 16 | 1 |
2630 | Don't worry. We'll get this ironed out. | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2631 | If Flat Stanley can settle for permapress, why can’t you? | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2632 | Believe me,though you are very smart...it works better when it's empty | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2633 | Did the cat do this? | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2634 | The mayor said it's urgent, there's a new wrinkle. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2635 | Pass me the starch honey? | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2636 | I love that this skinsuit comes with a handy iron holder. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2637 | Well, we’ve finally ironed out our biggest issue. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2638 | Is this what you meant when you said you were implementing a new “onboarding” program? | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2639 | I am having a midlife crease. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2640 | I thought you were cutting down on starches. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2641 | That is not how you touch up a suit. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2642 | You've got some issues. Some of them are pressing. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2643 | Stop eyeing Whiskers dear! and leave the curtains alone - we are on the 19th floor - remember! | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2644 | Did you consider simply using the Perma-Press cycle? | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2645 | We will never iron this out. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2646 | Flat Stlaney, the domestic years. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2647 | He's entering Ironman this year. | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
2648 | For Iron Man you shouldn't use the steam setting. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2649 | Don’t think you can just escape into 2-D! | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2650 | I told you it was dry clean only. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2651 | Yes, you did have to take the clothes off first. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2652 | Wow Dave, way to iron out your issues with me | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2653 | To be honest, I thought you’d be over Flat Stanley by now. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2654 | I called your guy at fluff & fold. They’re on their way. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2655 | Ever consider Botox over this? | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2656 | I told you to always point it away from you! | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2657 | You know Botox gets the wrinkles out. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2658 | When I said you better straighten yourself out, I didn't mean literally. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2659 | Was that salesman for the pants pressing machine here? | 1.2039 | 0.03989 | 103 | 82 | 21 | 0 |
2660 | You might have gone just a little heavy on the starch. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2661 | I knew that new iron was more than he could manage. | 1.2039 | 0.03989 | 103 | 82 | 21 | 0 |
2662 | That's the wrong way to iron out our marriage problems. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2663 | As clever as it seems, this is not going to solve your iron deficiency | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2664 | Stanley, you’re flat! | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2665 | Ferris, I wasn't serious about those flattering remarks. How many times do we need to have the situational irony vs. literal irony talk? | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2666 | The therapist said that if we're going to iron out our differences, we have to work as a team. | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2667 | No! No! I said you needed to get the wrinkles out of your Birthday Suit!!! | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
2668 | This is not what I meant by "do your own ironing." | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2669 | Yeah, Tucker Carlson's confession hit me pretty hard too. | 1.2035 | 0.04560 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
2670 | My mom warned me about men that think they know everything. | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
2671 | There’s *still* no room for you on the girls’ trip. | 1.2035 | 0.04730 | 113 | 95 | 13 | 5 |
2672 | This isn’t how you treat anemia babe. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
2673 | Maybe Botox would have been the better choice | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2674 | I know we should iron things out, but you're going overboard. | 1.2033 | 0.04465 | 123 | 103 | 15 | 5 |
2675 | Admittedly, I said that you needed to learn to iron yourself. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2676 | I told you the excuse had to be iron clad. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2677 | The suit looks fine Gerald | 1.2024 | 0.05561 | 84 | 71 | 9 | 4 |
2678 | You told me you were wash and wear. | 1.2024 | 0.04410 | 84 | 67 | 17 | 0 |
2679 | Did you not read the instructions? They hang to dry. | 1.2024 | 0.04724 | 84 | 68 | 15 | 1 |
2680 | This is not what the doctor meant when she said you need to 'iron out the kinks in your back.' | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2681 | Honey you need to stop seeing that chiropractor. | 1.2024 | 0.04724 | 84 | 68 | 15 | 1 |
2682 | Okay, enough of that flat Stanley stuff | 1.2024 | 0.05813 | 84 | 72 | 7 | 5 |
2683 | A few more problems to iron out and you | 1.2024 | 0.04724 | 84 | 68 | 15 | 1 |
2684 | I was drunk when I told you I like tall men. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2685 | No worries. Our over-sized dryer can fluff you back up. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2686 | OK, fine, I'll admit I'm better than you at this one chore. | 1.2024 | 0.04410 | 84 | 67 | 17 | 0 |
2687 | I think you’re overusing the ‘Irony’ setting. | 1.2022 | 0.04570 | 89 | 72 | 16 | 1 |
2688 | Looks like you're suffering from an iron deficiency. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2689 | Wow, it has been quite a while since you went in to the office. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2690 | That’s true: everything DOES iron itself out, eventually. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2691 | 'Maybe you should try Botox next time' | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2692 | Should I pick you up from the dry cleaners? | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2693 | That was bound to happen---he's normally left-handed. | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2694 | Show me your other side | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2695 | Sorry but the position is for a laundry manager, not a press agent. | 1.2022 | 0.05577 | 89 | 76 | 8 | 5 |
2696 | Does this really save time? | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2697 | At least now your looks match your character | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2698 | Sweetheart, Don Johnson never pressed his suit, why should you? | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2699 | This iron man has a stark difference to the one I had in mind. | 1.2022 | 0.04570 | 89 | 72 | 16 | 1 |
2700 | Any other chores you'd like to try, Arthur? | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2701 | No. You shrunk it, you iron it. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2702 | just tell them you had a pressing engagement. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2703 | You're not even a stuffed shirt. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2704 | ‘When you said you were going for a steam, I didn’t picture this.’ | 1.2021 | 0.04164 | 94 | 75 | 19 | 0 |
2705 | This is what you meant about having pressing needs?! | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2706 | When I suggested that you iron out the wrinkles, I meant psychologically. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2707 | Maybe take off the suit next time | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2708 | This is not what I meant when I said we had to iron out our relationship. | 1.2021 | 0.04164 | 94 | 75 | 19 | 0 |
2709 | Phyllis says you flatter yourself a bit much. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2710 | We're gonna need a bigger ironing board. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2711 | You said we needed to iron out all of our issues | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2712 | Read the label – – no ironing needed. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2713 | Not what I thought when you said you'd be home in no time flat. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2714 | Are you looking for a flattening comment? | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2715 | There was a safety warning right on it! | 1.2020 | 0.04302 | 99 | 80 | 18 | 1 |
2716 | I warned you about eating too much starch Frank Buckley Andover MA | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2717 | Do you need help? | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2718 | I guess I will walk you today | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2719 | Are you sure this is how you mother taught you to do the ironing? | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2720 | No worry lines, no kinks, you look totally at ease. See? Ironing is relaxing. | 1.2020 | 0.04302 | 99 | 80 | 18 | 1 |
2721 | Time saving? Mother was right. You are clueless, Henry. | 1.2020 | 0.04056 | 99 | 79 | 20 | 0 |
2722 | he told me to get the wrinkles out..... | 1.2020 | 0.04056 | 99 | 79 | 20 | 0 |
2723 | OCD looks good on you! | 1.2020 | 0.04302 | 99 | 80 | 18 | 1 |
2724 | No… I don’t think the wrinkles are going to make you stand out… | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2725 | It's gonna take more than irioning out a few creases. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2726 | I feel like our marriage has gone a little flat. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2727 | I think we both need to iron some things out. | 1.2020 | 0.04302 | 99 | 80 | 18 | 1 |
2728 | Look dear, better than Botox at a fraction of the cost. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2729 | You’re right, being on top WILL be easier now! | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2730 | Is this just another one of your crazy shortcuts gone awry? | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2731 | There's irony in your self-flattery. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2732 | Sorry, Kevin McCarthy, ironing won't help. You just have no spine. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2733 | Darling, did you get all your problems ironed out? | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
2734 | Once again you forgot to iron the back. | 1.2019 | 0.05182 | 104 | 89 | 9 | 6 |
2735 | Stanley, we’ve gone through this already. You’re not required to make yourself flat to travel! | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2736 | This obsession with “The Thin Man” has gone too far. | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
2737 | no, just the suit | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
2738 | I told you to eat a little starch. | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
2739 | It's about time we ironed out our differences. | 1.2018 | 0.05011 | 109 | 93 | 10 | 6 |
2740 | Honey, Botox might look more natural. | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
2741 | Oh, the irony of self-inflicted harm. | 1.2018 | 0.03976 | 114 | 92 | 21 | 1 |
2742 | Let's just say, as a possession, this does not bring me joy. | 1.2018 | 0.04166 | 114 | 93 | 19 | 2 |
2743 | You said you wanted to iron things out between us, but this is ridiculous! | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2744 | When I said you needed to iron out the kinks in our relationship this is NOT what I had in mind! | 1.2017 | 0.03694 | 119 | 95 | 24 | 0 |
2745 | Did you use too much starch again? | 1.2016 | 0.04126 | 124 | 102 | 19 | 3 |
2746 | I don't think you understand self-care. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2747 | I think you used a tad too much steam there, Jeff. Oh, and another thing... | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2748 | Oh, you're not that Iron Man. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2749 | Next time iron the suit without you in it. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2750 | Now I think you'll fit in a carry-on. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2751 | "This isn't irony, either. | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
2752 | Hold on, I'll get the starch. | 1.2000 | 0.05312 | 95 | 81 | 9 | 5 |
2753 | I think your massage gun is broken | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2754 | Yet another reason to stick with permanent press. | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
2755 | I thought you said no starch. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
2756 | This is why I suggested you let me do the ironing. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2757 | Let's just say that's not what most people think is ironic. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2758 | How much will It cost to Flatter You ? | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
2759 | You might have used a little too much starch. | 1.2000 |