Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
The label said 'Lay flat to iron." |
1.7677 |
0.02017 |
1597 |
747 |
474 |
376 |
1 |
I'm still taking you to the cleaners. |
1.7655 |
0.02002 |
1616 |
757 |
481 |
378 |
2 |
Now might be a good time to grab that sock behind the washer. |
1.7299 |
0.01741 |
2051 |
989 |
627 |
435 |
3 |
It looks like you ran out of steam. |
1.7254 |
0.01972 |
1537 |
728 |
503 |
306 |
4 |
So it really did kill him to help with the ironing once in a while. |
1.7247 |
0.01697 |
2241 |
1116 |
626 |
499 |
5 |
I said don't flatter yourself |
1.6881 |
0.02023 |
1494 |
762 |
436 |
296 |
6 |
You know I think that suit does make you look slimmer. |
1.6800 |
0.01895 |
1547 |
756 |
530 |
261 |
7 |
You’re sleeping on the hanger tonight. |
1.6737 |
0.01364 |
2942 |
1442 |
1018 |
482 |
8 |
This is your iron man training? |
1.6724 |
0.02039 |
1404 |
715 |
434 |
255 |
9 |
I'm quite sure I said "iron it yourself", not "iron yourself!" |
1.6517 |
0.01900 |
1562 |
807 |
492 |
263 |
10 |
THAT does not make you Iron Man any more than THIS makes me Cat Woman. |
1.6474 |
0.01973 |
1520 |
812 |
432 |
276 |
11 |
You have to take it off first, Jim |
1.6461 |
0.01960 |
1475 |
771 |
455 |
249 |
12 |
That's not what the doctor meant by your needing more iron. |
1.6432 |
0.02501 |
880 |
455 |
284 |
141 |
13 |
No one will be able to tell over Zoom. |
1.6360 |
0.02220 |
1140 |
603 |
349 |
188 |
14 |
You still have some wrinkles on your forehead. |
1.6350 |
0.01882 |
1567 |
825 |
489 |
253 |
15 |
Do you have any other pressing engagements? |
1.6315 |
0.02294 |
1053 |
557 |
327 |
169 |
16 |
Just remember to fold yourself up when you're done. |
1.6184 |
0.02398 |
933 |
496 |
297 |
140 |
17 |
On the bright side, it’s not *permanent* press. |
1.6170 |
0.01806 |
1590 |
833 |
533 |
224 |
18 |
Even if you fit in my suitcase, I am not taking you with me! |
1.6162 |
0.02474 |
904 |
490 |
271 |
143 |
19 |
You've got to stop spreading yourself too thin. |
1.6139 |
0.02523 |
821 |
434 |
270 |
117 |
20 |
OK Salvador Dali. It's already been done. |
1.6078 |
0.02342 |
979 |
530 |
303 |
146 |
21 |
Ironically, I'm impressed! |
1.6034 |
0.02885 |
653 |
358 |
196 |
99 |
22 |
Ironically this adds a serious wrinkle to our relationship |
1.6016 |
0.02294 |
1024 |
561 |
310 |
153 |
23 |
He loved Salvador Dali |
1.6010 |
0.01853 |
1554 |
848 |
478 |
228 |
24 |
Ok, Iron Man. Now use your superpowers to do the sheets. |
1.5999 |
0.01958 |
1427 |
790 |
418 |
219 |
25 |
You had one job. |
1.5974 |
0.02167 |
1150 |
635 |
343 |
172 |
26 |
Was that you banging inside the dryer? |
1.5932 |
0.01508 |
2318 |
1274 |
713 |
331 |
27 |
You’re not the only one with pressing business to attend to, Frank. |
1.5914 |
0.01957 |
1351 |
738 |
427 |
186 |
28 |
I meant iron out OUR issues |
1.5875 |
0.01852 |
1503 |
825 |
473 |
205 |
29 |
I still don't believe you're straight. |
1.5860 |
0.01929 |
1517 |
872 |
401 |
244 |
30 |
Should I call 911 or gently spray you with water? |
1.5803 |
0.02344 |
922 |
508 |
293 |
121 |
31 |
Honey, why don’t you just try diet and exercise? |
1.5793 |
0.01826 |
1973 |
1238 |
327 |
408 |
32 |
If you'll roll over I'll iron the back. |
1.5793 |
0.02421 |
889 |
497 |
269 |
123 |
33 |
Sure I said we could iron things out but… |
1.5742 |
0.01935 |
1266 |
684 |
437 |
145 |
34 |
You have to take it off first. |
1.5741 |
0.02398 |
911 |
515 |
269 |
127 |
35 |
When you said that you were pressed for time, I had no idea…. |
1.5740 |
0.02117 |
1115 |
617 |
356 |
142 |
36 |
This is not what i meant by “iron things out” |
1.5733 |
0.02535 |
778 |
431 |
248 |
99 |
37 |
Ok that's it! Back to you take out the trash and I do the laundry. |
1.5704 |
0.02060 |
1194 |
669 |
369 |
156 |
38 |
This isn't what I meant by 'repressed.' |
1.5697 |
0.02444 |
904 |
522 |
249 |
133 |
39 |
You're wearing that tie with
that shirt again? |
1.5682 |
0.02720 |
762 |
450 |
191 |
121 |
40 |
And yet he makes fun of my driving. |
1.5663 |
0.02441 |
927 |
544 |
241 |
142 |
41 |
I'll fold. |
1.5619 |
0.01843 |
1550 |
896 |
437 |
217 |
42 |
Great, it looks like you’ve ironed out most of your issues. |
1.5536 |
0.02546 |
746 |
421 |
237 |
88 |
43 |
Let me guess. Your mom did all your laundry. |
1.5522 |
0.02020 |
1273 |
743 |
357 |
173 |
44 |
Well, hello Dali! |
1.5509 |
0.02207 |
1169 |
713 |
268 |
188 |
45 |
Typical guy ploy: do it wrong the first time, never asked to do it again |
1.5484 |
0.02113 |
1220 |
732 |
307 |
181 |
46 |
I'll get the bicycle pump |
1.5390 |
0.02311 |
924 |
539 |
272 |
113 |
47 |
I won’t take much of your time, I can see you’re pressed. |
1.5327 |
0.02299 |
963 |
575 |
263 |
125 |
48 |
Well, at least it's better than the vacuum incident. |
1.5326 |
0.02200 |
1029 |
609 |
292 |
128 |
49 |
Now that is just flat-out stupid. |
1.5319 |
0.02491 |
814 |
485 |
225 |
104 |
50 |
Don't worry, I'll still love you when you have wrinkles. |
1.5310 |
0.02273 |
983 |
588 |
268 |
127 |
51 |
The problem is that you have no backbone. |
1.5295 |
0.03069 |
508 |
297 |
153 |
58 |
52 |
I see why your first wife took you to the cleaners. |
1.5290 |
0.02404 |
947 |
587 |
219 |
141 |
53 |
Don't forget to hang yourself up before you wrinkle. |
1.5273 |
0.02473 |
787 |
463 |
233 |
91 |
54 |
Ben, wood or wire? I have both. |
1.5271 |
0.02399 |
867 |
518 |
241 |
108 |
55 |
Impressive. Now let’s see you fold the fitted sheet. |
1.5260 |
0.02175 |
941 |
538 |
311 |
92 |
56 |
I told them you're flat out 'til next Tuesday. |
1.5257 |
0.02586 |
719 |
424 |
212 |
83 |
57 |
The cat wants to know if she can lie on you now... |
1.5242 |
0.02513 |
805 |
487 |
214 |
104 |
58 |
Next time just ask me. |
1.5228 |
0.02433 |
813 |
482 |
237 |
94 |
59 |
It works better with the suit off. |
1.5226 |
0.02570 |
731 |
434 |
212 |
85 |
60 |
Well, ironically… |
1.5220 |
0.02657 |
728 |
444 |
188 |
96 |
61 |
I'm glad to see you've ironed things out. |
1.5197 |
0.02534 |
710 |
414 |
223 |
73 |
62 |
Try hanging yourself in the shower next time. |
1.5175 |
0.02405 |
800 |
471 |
244 |
85 |
63 |
The doctor just said you had an iron deficiency... |
1.5173 |
0.02400 |
837 |
501 |
239 |
97 |
64 |
You are such an idiot. Get back in the dryer to fluff up a bit. |
1.5168 |
0.02658 |
685 |
411 |
194 |
80 |
65 |
You have issues, Frank. Pressing issues. |
1.5139 |
0.02467 |
864 |
539 |
206 |
119 |
66 |
I said, "You should be flattered!" |
1.5131 |
0.02525 |
803 |
496 |
202 |
105 |
67 |
This is your idea of straightening yourself out? |
1.5130 |
0.02469 |
848 |
526 |
209 |
113 |
68 |
I liked you better wrinkled. |
1.5126 |
0.02646 |
675 |
404 |
196 |
75 |
69 |
Paul and Linda called to invite us to dinner but I told them you were flat out. |
1.5111 |
0.02677 |
673 |
407 |
188 |
78 |
70 |
I'm not sure this saves as much time as you think. |
1.5110 |
0.02702 |
681 |
417 |
180 |
84 |
71 |
Well, my mother always said you were two dimensional. |
1.5084 |
0.02496 |
775 |
471 |
214 |
90 |
72 |
I see you’ve finally straightened yourself out. |
1.5073 |
0.02567 |
749 |
460 |
198 |
91 |
73 |
You are spreading yourself too thin, Myron |
1.5066 |
0.02505 |
760 |
461 |
213 |
86 |
74 |
Good thing that isn’t permanent press. |
1.5065 |
0.02553 |
691 |
410 |
212 |
69 |
75 |
Well, that got rid of your potbelly. |
1.5065 |
0.02706 |
620 |
369 |
188 |
63 |
76 |
I think you are going overboard, Stanley. |
1.5062 |
0.02737 |
648 |
396 |
176 |
76 |
77 |
Darling, you missed the wrinkles on your forehead |
1.5061 |
0.03821 |
330 |
201 |
91 |
38 |
78 |
So what did you have to do that was so pressing? |
1.5030 |
0.02607 |
662 |
395 |
201 |
66 |
79 |
Roll over, I'll do your back. |
1.5030 |
0.02773 |
676 |
427 |
158 |
91 |
80 |
This isn't what I meant when I said we could iron things out... |
1.5015 |
0.02682 |
688 |
427 |
177 |
84 |
81 |
You should have Googled “Iron Man Contest,” before you started. |
1.5013 |
0.02629 |
774 |
496 |
168 |
110 |
82 |
When I said we need to iron things out, I didn’t mean literally. |
1.5007 |
0.02627 |
685 |
418 |
191 |
76 |
83 |
A good steam is so relaxing. |
1.4992 |
0.02623 |
641 |
382 |
198 |
61 |
84 |
The perfect man! He's well-dressed and does his own ironing. |
1.4969 |
0.02730 |
636 |
391 |
174 |
71 |
85 |
Hon, we were supposed iron out our problems together. |
1.4961 |
0.02678 |
647 |
395 |
183 |
69 |
86 |
I told you to not use the self ironing function! |
1.4955 |
0.02973 |
559 |
350 |
141 |
68 |
87 |
We're out of cat food |
1.4955 |
0.03096 |
555 |
358 |
119 |
78 |
88 |
Oh honey, this isn’t how we iron out our problems. |
1.4946 |
0.02893 |
560 |
344 |
155 |
61 |
89 |
Just admit you have no idea what you're doing. |
1.4941 |
0.02764 |
674 |
430 |
155 |
89 |
90 |
That's still not irony. |
1.4924 |
0.02910 |
589 |
372 |
144 |
73 |
91 |
I said "iron *it* yourself" |
1.4912 |
0.02969 |
568 |
360 |
137 |
71 |
92 |
Too much softener, not enough starch. |
1.4891 |
0.02761 |
552 |
329 |
176 |
47 |
93 |
it's a no-iron shirt, Brian |
1.4875 |
0.02797 |
601 |
374 |
161 |
66 |
94 |
Don't expect me to fold you. |
1.4875 |
0.02804 |
599 |
373 |
160 |
66 |
95 |
You are the reason they put warning labels on everything. |
1.4874 |
0.02861 |
634 |
410 |
139 |
85 |
96 |
That's ironic |
1.4865 |
0.02816 |
629 |
401 |
150 |
78 |
97 |
Get up, Salvador Dali, you’ll be late for work. And dont forget your melted stopwatch. |
1.4846 |
0.02916 |
551 |
344 |
147 |
60 |
98 |
Honey, nobody irons anymore. |
1.4826 |
0.02819 |
574 |
356 |
159 |
59 |
99 |
You used “ironic” wrong, again. |
1.4815 |
0.02805 |
648 |
420 |
144 |
84 |
100 |
Is this what you meant by a pressing engagement? |
1.4814 |
0.02763 |
590 |
365 |
166 |
59 |
101 |
You folded like a cheap suit, pathetic. |
1.4797 |
0.03031 |
517 |
327 |
132 |
58 |
102 |
Tricky. Now try folding a fitted sheet. |
1.4783 |
0.02937 |
554 |
352 |
139 |
63 |
103 |
Let me guess, you were pressed for time? |
1.4754 |
0.02956 |
549 |
351 |
135 |
63 |
104 |
Once again, you've misconstrued what I meant by 'irony'. |
1.4744 |
0.03141 |
527 |
348 |
108 |
71 |
105 |
”I see you just couldn’t wait to try the new iron with the AI option. |
1.4738 |
0.03214 |
458 |
292 |
115 |
51 |
106 |
Apparently you have an iron deficiency. |
1.4737 |
0.03011 |
570 |
376 |
118 |
76 |
107 |
Well, of course, I can’t miss the irony. |
1.4735 |
0.02995 |
528 |
337 |
132 |
59 |
108 |
Why the long face? |
1.4722 |
0.03100 |
504 |
325 |
120 |
59 |
109 |
John, for the last time, wrinkles are a part of getting older. Deal with it. |
1.4704 |
0.03158 |
523 |
348 |
104 |
71 |
110 |
Extreme irony doesn’t suit you. |
1.4688 |
0.03132 |
497 |
323 |
115 |
59 |
111 |
Darling, that's not the kind of Iron Man I'm waiting for |
1.4680 |
0.03068 |
453 |
281 |
132 |
40 |
112 |
You’re supposed to take the suit off first |
1.4679 |
0.03088 |
498 |
321 |
121 |
56 |
113 |
Fair job, but you’ve got to put a crease in those pants. |
1.4678 |
0.03044 |
419 |
252 |
138 |
29 |
114 |
When I said I wanted an "iron man", this is not what I meant. |
1.4676 |
0.03150 |
479 |
309 |
116 |
54 |
115 |
Get in the dryer. I'll run you through the fluff cycle. |
1.4665 |
0.03201 |
463 |
299 |
112 |
52 |
116 |
This feels a little surreal. You ironed? |
1.4662 |
0.02715 |
517 |
310 |
173 |
34 |
117 |
When I said 'clean and press' I meant the suit, just the suit. |
1.4647 |
0.03153 |
439 |
276 |
122 |
41 |
118 |
Will you be ready for pickup on Thursday?” |
1.4630 |
0.03065 |
460 |
289 |
129 |
42 |
119 |
That's perfect darling. Now fold yourself into the third drawer and I'll see you when I get back from work. |
1.4626 |
0.03087 |
495 |
321 |
119 |
55 |
120 |
You missed your forehead. |
1.4625 |
0.03237 |
467 |
307 |
104 |
56 |
121 |
Honey, I don't think you used the polyester setting. |
1.4623 |
0.03215 |
411 |
257 |
118 |
36 |
122 |
Don’t forget to fold. |
1.4623 |
0.03015 |
517 |
335 |
125 |
57 |
123 |
So here's the wrinkle... |
1.4614 |
0.03270 |
414 |
263 |
111 |
40 |
124 |
You could have been hung out to dry, but no, you had to press for more. |
1.4594 |
0.03357 |
468 |
318 |
85 |
65 |
125 |
I need you to get something that rolled under the fridge. |
1.4571 |
0.03020 |
466 |
294 |
131 |
41 |
126 |
Honey, when the tag says lie flat...... |
1.4553 |
0.03306 |
459 |
308 |
93 |
58 |
127 |
Make sure you remember to unplug that when you're done. |
1.4553 |
0.03144 |
459 |
297 |
115 |
47 |
128 |
Should I store you on a hanger or in a box? |
1.4543 |
0.03109 |
427 |
268 |
124 |
35 |
129 |
Sure, you’re spineless. But you’re also a snappy dresser. |
1.4537 |
0.03211 |
421 |
269 |
113 |
39 |
130 |
I see you found the Dali setting. |
1.4521 |
0.03624 |
376 |
252 |
78 |
46 |
131 |
My first husband was wash and wear. |
1.4517 |
0.03037 |
445 |
280 |
129 |
36 |
132 |
You know, sometimes it's better not to strike when the iron's hot. |
1.4494 |
0.03167 |
445 |
289 |
112 |
44 |
133 |
And now you know why you're not allowed to use the vacuum. |
1.4487 |
0.03260 |
448 |
298 |
99 |
51 |
134 |
Men!...They always think they know what they're doing. |
1.4474 |
0.03295 |
409 |
266 |
103 |
40 |
135 |
But I loved your wrinkles." |
1.4468 |
0.03301 |
423 |
279 |
99 |
45 |
136 |
I can tell you’re pretty steamed. |
1.4465 |
0.03415 |
383 |
250 |
95 |
38 |
137 |
I'll bet you're really impressed with yourself, aren't you? |
1.4464 |
0.03300 |
392 |
252 |
105 |
35 |
138 |
Depressed? |
1.4463 |
0.03527 |
354 |
230 |
90 |
34 |
139 |
Did you get all the kinks out yet? |
1.4459 |
0.03363 |
388 |
252 |
99 |
37 |
140 |
What I said was,"Iron it yourself", not "Iron yourself". |
1.4450 |
0.03453 |
409 |
276 |
84 |
49 |
141 |
Together! We were supposed to iron out our differences together! |
1.4447 |
0.03530 |
389 |
262 |
81 |
46 |
142 |
Still feeling flat? |
1.4436 |
0.03325 |
381 |
245 |
103 |
33 |
143 |
Great. Now if you could only get the crease out of your brow. |
1.4433 |
0.03402 |
397 |
263 |
92 |
42 |
144 |
Not the tie. It has polyester |
1.4431 |
0.03197 |
413 |
266 |
111 |
36 |
145 |
Honey, that's not what the mean by "lay flat to dry." |
1.4429 |
0.03249 |
429 |
283 |
102 |
44 |
146 |
Still wanna go with ‘how hard can it be?’ |
1.4427 |
0.03686 |
375 |
258 |
68 |
49 |
147 |
No amount of ironing will give you a backbone,honey. |
1.4420 |
0.03596 |
371 |
250 |
78 |
43 |
148 |
You forgot the fluff setting again didn't you? |
1.4417 |
0.03549 |
369 |
246 |
83 |
40 |
149 |
He was pressed for time. |
1.4411 |
0.03404 |
365 |
236 |
97 |
32 |
150 |
I don't think that's what the label meant by 'Lay flat to dry.' |
1.4395 |
0.03590 |
380 |
259 |
75 |
46 |
151 |
Yes, I think you’ll win the limbo contest this year. |
1.4380 |
0.03482 |
363 |
239 |
89 |
35 |
152 |
Don't you see the irony? |
1.4365 |
0.03244 |
417 |
275 |
102 |
40 |
153 |
When you said you had pressing urges,
I imagined something quite other. |
1.4364 |
0.03262 |
401 |
262 |
103 |
36 |
154 |
No wonder your boss walks all over you. |
1.4359 |
0.03593 |
390 |
270 |
70 |
50 |
155 |
I love your sense of self-irony. |
1.4354 |
0.03727 |
356 |
245 |
67 |
44 |
156 |
Honestly, Brian, how many times have I told
you to press them BEFORE you put them on? |
1.4354 |
0.03270 |
379 |
244 |
105 |
30 |
157 |
When I said we should iron out our differences, you didn't have to take it so literally. |
1.4346 |
0.03251 |
382 |
246 |
106 |
30 |
158 |
Iron first, get dressed second. How hard is that? |
1.4339 |
0.03543 |
378 |
257 |
78 |
43 |
159 |
Well I hate to think what would have happened if I had said we need to hammer out a deal instead. |
1.4328 |
0.03901 |
335 |
234 |
57 |
44 |
160 |
The irony is that all your clothes are permanent press. |
1.4328 |
0.03311 |
372 |
241 |
101 |
30 |
161 |
I’m getting tired of your dramatic ironing. |
1.4327 |
0.03247 |
379 |
244 |
106 |
29 |
162 |
You're right. That suit does make you look thinner. |
1.4313 |
0.03382 |
371 |
244 |
94 |
33 |
163 |
It worked on TikTok. |
1.4295 |
0.03788 |
298 |
197 |
74 |
27 |
164 |
OK, fine, that suit does make you look thinner. |
1.4294 |
0.03570 |
347 |
232 |
81 |
34 |
165 |
So much for ironing with your clothes on - Mr. Efficiency Expert! |
1.4277 |
0.03534 |
332 |
218 |
86 |
28 |
166 |
You're supposed to take it off first. |
1.4261 |
0.03169 |
352 |
221 |
112 |
19 |
167 |
I think you are spreading yourself too thin. |
1.4260 |
0.03742 |
331 |
226 |
69 |
36 |
168 |
The doctor's office is closed but I think we can slip you under the door into his waiting room. |
1.4259 |
0.03526 |
371 |
253 |
78 |
40 |
169 |
Let me get you a viagra . |
1.4257 |
0.03774 |
296 |
196 |
74 |
26 |
170 |
What I said was "Iron it yourself" |
1.4255 |
0.03783 |
329 |
226 |
66 |
37 |
171 |
Would you like me to do your back? |
1.4246 |
0.03488 |
358 |
240 |
84 |
34 |
172 |
I meant Before you put it on! |
1.4242 |
0.05902 |
132 |
90 |
28 |
14 |
173 |
So much for reading the clothing care labels |
1.4224 |
0.03680 |
303 |
200 |
78 |
25 |
174 |
Todd, when you told me you were pressed for time … |
1.4216 |
0.03228 |
370 |
240 |
104 |
26 |
175 |
It ‘s not what I meant when I said “We need to iron a few things out! |
1.4213 |
0.03500 |
356 |
240 |
82 |
34 |
176 |
I don't know what you think you're doing, that's not even plugged in. |
1.4211 |
0.03617 |
361 |
250 |
70 |
41 |
177 |
We have very different ideas of letting off steam. |
1.4205 |
0.03332 |
371 |
246 |
94 |
31 |
178 |
You want to hang out? |
1.4192 |
0.03815 |
291 |
195 |
70 |
26 |
179 |
Smooth, real smooth |
1.4184 |
0.03702 |
282 |
184 |
78 |
20 |
180 |
I hope you didn't select "Permanent Press." |
1.4177 |
0.03786 |
328 |
228 |
63 |
37 |
181 |
I should've taken you to the cleaners when I had the chance. |
1.4164 |
0.03589 |
317 |
211 |
80 |
26 |
182 |
You lack depth, Gary. |
1.4151 |
0.03949 |
318 |
226 |
52 |
40 |
183 |
Don’t tell me you kept the chocolate bars in your pocket. |
1.4146 |
0.03476 |
328 |
217 |
86 |
25 |
184 |
And you wonder why I don’t let you have a gun. |
1.4137 |
0.04163 |
278 |
196 |
49 |
33 |
185 |
So you're still being ironic? |
1.4132 |
0.03723 |
317 |
217 |
69 |
31 |
186 |
Darling, I wish you would stop trying to impress me. |
1.4132 |
0.03678 |
288 |
190 |
77 |
21 |
187 |
I’m totally pressed for time! |
1.4130 |
0.04002 |
293 |
205 |
55 |
33 |
188 |
There’s gotta be a better way to make you look taller. |
1.4128 |
0.03923 |
298 |
207 |
59 |
32 |
189 |
Turn over. I'll do your back. |
1.4120 |
0.03746 |
284 |
189 |
73 |
22 |
190 |
Very funny, Salvador... |
1.4116 |
0.03856 |
311 |
217 |
60 |
34 |
191 |
That’s just like you to bend over backwards to press your point. |
1.4116 |
0.03605 |
311 |
208 |
78 |
25 |
192 |
Honey, stop. I got the door open. |
1.4107 |
0.03568 |
336 |
229 |
76 |
31 |
193 |
I suppose you want me to do the hand? |
1.4099 |
0.03679 |
322 |
221 |
70 |
31 |
194 |
You're taking me a bit too literally, but I'm glad you've ironed things out. |
1.4096 |
0.03600 |
293 |
193 |
80 |
20 |
195 |
Would an antidepressant help? |
1.4084 |
0.03515 |
311 |
206 |
83 |
22 |
196 |
I just wanted you to do more chores around the house, not be a total doormat. |
1.4080 |
0.03764 |
299 |
204 |
68 |
27 |
197 |
Appointment in the Flat Iron Building today, dear? |
1.4078 |
0.03676 |
309 |
210 |
72 |
27 |
198 |
I thought we agreed to iron it out together. |
1.4076 |
0.03578 |
314 |
211 |
78 |
25 |
199 |
That's the easy part. Now flip over. |
1.4073 |
0.03463 |
329 |
220 |
84 |
25 |
200 |
I just said we should iron things out. |
1.4073 |
0.03896 |
275 |
187 |
64 |
24 |
201 |
With you, everything is pressing. |
1.4061 |
0.03712 |
330 |
231 |
64 |
35 |
202 |
If you were better at grammar, you'd know that the instruction 'lay flat on the ironing board' was not referring to you. |
1.4058 |
0.03912 |
313 |
223 |
53 |
37 |
203 |
So, my mother was here and you ironed out your differences? |
1.4056 |
0.03588 |
323 |
220 |
75 |
28 |
204 |
Do you remember where I put your hangar? |
1.4052 |
0.03703 |
269 |
177 |
75 |
17 |
205 |
Next time, just hop in the dryer with a damp sock. |
1.4050 |
0.03854 |
279 |
190 |
65 |
24 |
206 |
That's not what I meant when I said we needed to iron things out. |
1.4049 |
0.03770 |
326 |
230 |
60 |
36 |
207 |
Honey, not all the irons in the world will ever make you straight. |
1.4043 |
0.03592 |
329 |
226 |
73 |
30 |
208 |
And this, rescue kitty, is our flatmate. |
1.4042 |
0.03809 |
287 |
196 |
66 |
25 |
209 |
You just have to ask yourself, "Was the time I saved really worth it?" |
1.4039 |
0.03804 |
307 |
214 |
62 |
31 |
210 |
You win. Stick to drying the dishes. |
1.4036 |
0.04060 |
275 |
193 |
53 |
29 |
211 |
Is this your first time? |
1.4034 |
0.03781 |
290 |
198 |
67 |
25 |
212 |
This answers the question, would it kill a man to pick up an iron? |
1.4029 |
0.04154 |
278 |
199 |
46 |
33 |
213 |
Very nice...but you're still going to my mother's. |
1.4029 |
0.04185 |
278 |
200 |
44 |
34 |
214 |
Next time, do it BEFORE you put them on. |
1.4022 |
0.03791 |
271 |
182 |
69 |
20 |
215 |
What can I say say, Fluffy? I told him it’s easy to press a suit laying flat on the ironing board, but…. |
1.4021 |
0.03849 |
286 |
197 |
63 |
26 |
216 |
Very funny. We still have to have dinner with my mother. |
1.4020 |
0.03632 |
296 |
199 |
75 |
22 |
217 |
Perhaps a little starch? |
1.4010 |
0.04556 |
192 |
130 |
47 |
15 |
218 |
I was thinking a whole different kind of “steamy” |
1.4007 |
0.03901 |
287 |
200 |
59 |
28 |
219 |
I’m pressed for time. |
1.4000 |
0.03958 |
265 |
182 |
60 |
23 |
220 |
When I said we could iron things out,I didn't mean to such an extreme. |
1.4000 |
0.03545 |
310 |
209 |
78 |
23 |
221 |
You win. Irony is not dead. |
1.3993 |
0.03765 |
298 |
206 |
65 |
27 |
222 |
I’m just glad I didn’t ask you to mow the lawn. |
1.3993 |
0.03859 |
278 |
191 |
63 |
24 |
223 |
I'll need to know your blood type before you hem the pants. |
1.3984 |
0.04152 |
251 |
175 |
52 |
24 |
224 |
They’ll walk all over you at the office. |
1.3978 |
0.03863 |
274 |
188 |
63 |
23 |
225 |
You know that suit is dry clean only. |
1.3977 |
0.03908 |
259 |
176 |
63 |
20 |
226 |
Now isn’t this ironic. |
1.3974 |
0.03713 |
307 |
213 |
66 |
28 |
227 |
This is what happens when you can’t stop pressing your point. |
1.3969 |
0.03810 |
257 |
172 |
68 |
17 |
228 |
Oh, there you are. So how did lunch with my mother go? |
1.3964 |
0.04064 |
280 |
200 |
49 |
31 |
229 |
You're supposed to take them off first. |
1.3964 |
0.03735 |
280 |
190 |
69 |
21 |
230 |
I said, I’m into washboard abs. Not ironing board abs. |
1.3955 |
0.03886 |
268 |
184 |
62 |
22 |
231 |
That's why I said - Go easy on the fabric softener! |
1.3951 |
0.03914 |
243 |
163 |
64 |
16 |
232 |
You still have wrinkles on your face. |
1.3948 |
0.04129 |
271 |
194 |
47 |
30 |
233 |
Honey, how did it go on Meet the Press? |
1.3939 |
0.04060 |
297 |
217 |
43 |
37 |
234 |
I think you need to do your forehead again. |
1.3936 |
0.03714 |
282 |
192 |
69 |
21 |
235 |
What were you thinking, Fred? It’s Casual Friday. |
1.3925 |
0.03987 |
265 |
185 |
56 |
24 |
236 |
You could have just jumped in the dryer and let it run for a few minutes. |
1.3921 |
0.03818 |
278 |
192 |
63 |
23 |
237 |
Botox also works. |
1.3919 |
0.03746 |
296 |
206 |
64 |
26 |
238 |
I didn't think you even knew where I kept the iron. |
1.3918 |
0.03736 |
268 |
181 |
69 |
18 |
239 |
Don’t flatter yourself; I’m still taking you to the cleaners. |
1.3912 |
0.03855 |
294 |
208 |
57 |
29 |
240 |
You used to be so well-rounded. |
1.3902 |
0.04043 |
246 |
170 |
56 |
20 |
241 |
We're all out of starch. Would you like a blue pill? |
1.3900 |
0.04013 |
259 |
181 |
55 |
23 |
242 |
Flexibility has always been your long suit. |
1.3889 |
0.03753 |
288 |
200 |
64 |
24 |
243 |
Great, you ruined a perfectly good husband |
1.3887 |
0.03666 |
283 |
193 |
70 |
20 |
244 |
I know you said we would iron things out but really.... |
1.3887 |
0.03989 |
247 |
170 |
58 |
19 |
245 |
Are you done with the iron? |
1.3886 |
0.04115 |
229 |
157 |
55 |
17 |
246 |
The suit helps, but you still look spineless. |
1.3875 |
0.03961 |
289 |
208 |
50 |
31 |
247 |
Mansplain this to me! |
1.3871 |
0.04137 |
248 |
175 |
50 |
23 |
248 |
I guess it would kill you to do more housework. |
1.3866 |
0.04048 |
238 |
164 |
56 |
18 |
249 |
Bad news... Tony Stark called and he's taking the project in a completely different direction. |
1.3861 |
0.04046 |
259 |
183 |
52 |
24 |
250 |
'Did you get it all ironed out?' |
1.3856 |
0.03890 |
236 |
159 |
63 |
14 |
251 |
Jack, I said my fantasy was Iron Man, NOT an Ironed Man! |
1.3855 |
0.04048 |
262 |
186 |
51 |
25 |
252 |
When they say we’ll iron this out, I don’t think this is what they meant. |
1.3849 |
0.03757 |
265 |
181 |
66 |
18 |
253 |
Another YouTube tutorial? |
1.3849 |
0.04010 |
278 |
200 |
49 |
29 |
254 |
How's hot yoga going? |
1.3846 |
0.03996 |
260 |
183 |
54 |
23 |
255 |
What could be more pressing? |
1.3841 |
0.04960 |
151 |
103 |
38 |
10 |
256 |
I guess you were pressed for time? |
1.3833 |
0.03977 |
240 |
165 |
58 |
17 |
257 |
Jeremy Irons himself |
1.3833 |
0.04707 |
227 |
170 |
27 |
30 |
258 |
Really Stan, I'm beginning to see why my mother finds you spineless. |
1.3826 |
0.04277 |
230 |
163 |
46 |
21 |
259 |
When you’re done here, I need you to get an earring that fell behind the dresser. |
1.3825 |
0.04211 |
251 |
181 |
44 |
26 |
260 |
Don’t flatter yourself, honey. |
1.3821 |
0.04156 |
246 |
175 |
48 |
23 |
261 |
You forgot the collar. |
1.3817 |
0.04258 |
241 |
173 |
44 |
24 |
262 |
This isn’t what I meant by let’s try ironing out our problems. |
1.3813 |
0.03832 |
257 |
177 |
62 |
18 |
263 |
As if you're the only person with pressing needs! |
1.3810 |
0.04305 |
231 |
165 |
44 |
22 |
264 |
Honey, why don't you just use Botox? |
1.3810 |
0.04414 |
210 |
148 |
44 |
18 |
265 |
I know you’re flat-out lying. |
1.3808 |
0.04158 |
239 |
169 |
49 |
21 |
266 |
Oh yeah. My hero. Ironed man. |
1.3806 |
0.04061 |
247 |
174 |
52 |
21 |
267 |
That suit does make you look thinner! |
1.3800 |
0.04144 |
250 |
179 |
47 |
24 |
268 |
I was thinking linguine for dinner. |
1.3799 |
0.03401 |
279 |
185 |
82 |
12 |
269 |
Just what our relationship needs, more irony. |
1.3797 |
0.04171 |
266 |
195 |
41 |
30 |
270 |
I told you I'd be home in 5 minutes. |
1.3782 |
0.03327 |
312 |
211 |
84 |
17 |
271 |
. John, you missed a spot |
1.3780 |
0.03584 |
291 |
201 |
70 |
20 |
272 |
I'm leaving you, Tom. I need someone with more depth. |
1.3780 |
0.04094 |
254 |
182 |
48 |
24 |
273 |
I'm still not sure you'll fit in the overhead bin. |
1.3775 |
0.04074 |
249 |
177 |
50 |
22 |
274 |
No, I don’t think that’s how he became Iron Man. |
1.3770 |
0.04000 |
252 |
178 |
53 |
21 |
275 |
I knew it: Mr. Green in the laundry room with the iron. |
1.3768 |
0.03990 |
276 |
200 |
48 |
28 |
276 |
This is not what I mean when I said you need to straighten yourself out. |
1.3760 |
0.04031 |
242 |
170 |
53 |
19 |
277 |
I know I said we had to iron out our differences, but? |
1.3755 |
0.04098 |
229 |
160 |
52 |
17 |
278 |
Is this your idea of dramatic ironing? |
1.3755 |
0.03524 |
277 |
188 |
74 |
15 |
279 |
See, Fluffy? I put the iron in his hand and it'll look like suicide. |
1.3750 |
0.04064 |
272 |
199 |
44 |
29 |
280 |
You really have no idea what a press secretary does, do you? |
1.3750 |
0.04413 |
232 |
170 |
37 |
25 |
281 |
Iron Man, you clearly are not. |
1.3750 |
0.03922 |
240 |
166 |
58 |
16 |
282 |
I think you misunderstood what I meant by flattery. |
1.3745 |
0.04008 |
251 |
178 |
52 |
21 |
283 |
What about MY pressing needs...?! |
1.3739 |
0.04162 |
238 |
170 |
47 |
21 |
284 |
I know they said it was so easy a man could do it. |
1.3730 |
0.04112 |
252 |
182 |
46 |
24 |
285 |
Or, we could just bite the bullet & pay the checked luggage fee. |
1.3728 |
0.04424 |
228 |
167 |
37 |
24 |
286 |
Ironic? I was thinking moronic. |
1.3728 |
0.03888 |
279 |
201 |
52 |
26 |
287 |
We’ll reinflate him the next time we need a good man around the house. Until then it’s just the two of us living the life. |
1.3711 |
0.03909 |
256 |
181 |
55 |
20 |
288 |
I'm not falling for your weaponized incompetence. |
1.3710 |
0.03744 |
248 |
170 |
64 |
14 |
289 |
As usual, you've gone way overboard. |
1.3708 |
0.04005 |
240 |
169 |
53 |
18 |
290 |
Damn, I wish I had checked his care label before I married him. |
1.3707 |
0.04477 |
205 |
147 |
40 |
18 |
291 |
You still haven’t convinced me that you get irony. |
1.3705 |
0.04297 |
224 |
161 |
43 |
20 |
292 |
I just want you to know, Mittens is exercising a lot of restraint right now. |
1.3705 |
0.04121 |
251 |
182 |
45 |
24 |
293 |
Nice try, we're still going out to dinner with my mom. |
1.3704 |
0.04555 |
216 |
159 |
34 |
23 |
294 |
Very nice now get up and go to work |
1.3701 |
0.05568 |
127 |
90 |
27 |
10 |
295 |
The massage therapist is booked for the next two weeks, but it looks like you ironed out some kinks yourself. |
1.3701 |
0.03641 |
254 |
173 |
68 |
13 |
296 |
That does it...I fold |
1.3696 |
0.04031 |
230 |
161 |
53 |
16 |
297 |
Can't we just iron this out. |
1.3692 |
0.04237 |
214 |
151 |
47 |
16 |
298 |
Flat Stanley! You’re back! |
1.3682 |
0.04205 |
220 |
156 |
47 |
17 |
299 |
Why don’t you just come flat out and say it? |
1.3680 |
0.03808 |
269 |
191 |
57 |
21 |
300 |
If this isn't an argument for Return to Office I don't know what is. |
1.3679 |
0.04495 |
193 |
137 |
41 |
15 |
301 |
How's "your way" going? |
1.3674 |
0.04422 |
215 |
156 |
39 |
20 |
302 |
Maybe you just aren't ready to go back to in-person meetings |
1.3672 |
0.03904 |
256 |
182 |
54 |
20 |
303 |
Once again, doing it badly yourself will not get me to do it for you. |
1.3668 |
0.04086 |
229 |
162 |
50 |
17 |
304 |
Going on a business trip, Stanley? |
1.3667 |
0.04236 |
210 |
148 |
47 |
15 |
305 |
Want me to do your face? |
1.3665 |
0.04587 |
191 |
137 |
38 |
16 |
306 |
Are you in training for the Iron Man? |
1.3663 |
0.03964 |
243 |
172 |
53 |
18 |
307 |
This is exactly why they kicked you out of the choir. |
1.3659 |
0.04251 |
205 |
144 |
47 |
14 |
308 |
This is not what the marriage counselor meant about ironing out our differences. |
1.3652 |
0.04164 |
230 |
165 |
46 |
19 |
309 |
You're so low maintenance. My last boyfriend was dry clean only. |
1.3649 |
0.04676 |
211 |
158 |
29 |
24 |
310 |
You know that you're dry clean only, right? |
1.3649 |
0.04377 |
211 |
152 |
41 |
18 |
311 |
You're the one who wanted the iron with AI. |
1.3649 |
0.04124 |
222 |
157 |
49 |
16 |
312 |
Try taking it off first. |
1.3640 |
0.04094 |
239 |
172 |
47 |
20 |
313 |
Well, it worked on my hair in the 90s! |
1.3636 |
0.03916 |
198 |
133 |
58 |
7 |
314 |
I am Iron Man |
1.3636 |
0.04391 |
220 |
161 |
38 |
21 |
315 |
Charles, I think you might have an iron deficiency. |
1.3636 |
0.04088 |
253 |
185 |
44 |
24 |
316 |
It's the name of the building, not the dress code. |
1.3632 |
0.04475 |
201 |
145 |
39 |
17 |
317 |
When did we get a cat? |
1.3632 |
0.04584 |
201 |
147 |
35 |
19 |
318 |
I thought you were pressed for time today! |
1.3632 |
0.03947 |
190 |
127 |
57 |
6 |
319 |
Honey I was pressed for time |
1.3629 |
0.03776 |
248 |
173 |
60 |
15 |
320 |
Real smooth, Steve. |
1.3629 |
0.04067 |
248 |
180 |
46 |
22 |
321 |
Nice, try. You’re still doing your own laundry. |
1.3621 |
0.03949 |
232 |
163 |
54 |
15 |
322 |
Honey, I said we could iron things out, but this is going too far. |
1.3621 |
0.04134 |
232 |
167 |
46 |
19 |
323 |
It was sexy the first time, Fred. |
1.3620 |
0.04375 |
221 |
162 |
38 |
21 |
324 |
I thought we agreed to embrace our wrinkles. |
1.3620 |
0.04133 |
221 |
157 |
48 |
16 |
325 |
I knew I should have taken him to the cleaners. |
1.3615 |
0.03968 |
260 |
189 |
48 |
23 |
326 |
Looks like you’ve run out of steam |
1.3607 |
0.04106 |
219 |
155 |
49 |
15 |
327 |
Stick to painting, Salvador. |
1.3604 |
0.04117 |
222 |
158 |
48 |
16 |
328 |
Your forehead is still wrinkly. |
1.3602 |
0.04726 |
186 |
136 |
33 |
17 |
329 |
You’ are being ridiculous. No one is going to notice a few wrinkles. |
1.3594 |
0.04332 |
217 |
158 |
40 |
19 |
330 |
Now do you believe me when I tell you that being a homemaker takes more brains than working on Wall Street. |
1.3589 |
0.04292 |
209 |
150 |
43 |
16 |
331 |
I told you I don't respond to flattery. |
1.3586 |
0.03794 |
237 |
165 |
59 |
13 |
332 |
Don’t think this will get you out of doing laundry. |
1.3585 |
0.04033 |
212 |
148 |
52 |
12 |
333 |
This is NOT what I meant when I said we needed to smooth things out. |
1.3581 |
0.03978 |
229 |
162 |
52 |
15 |
334 |
My Dad was right. You lack starch. |
1.3579 |
0.04404 |
190 |
135 |
42 |
13 |
335 |
Surely you don’t need me to teach you how to fold ? |
1.3578 |
0.04309 |
204 |
146 |
43 |
15 |
336 |
So this is what you meant by a pressing engagement? |
1.3578 |
0.03958 |
204 |
140 |
55 |
9 |
337 |
Ironic, yes? |
1.3575 |
0.04418 |
193 |
138 |
41 |
14 |
338 |
Did I really need to say "take it off first"? |
1.3571 |
0.04546 |
196 |
143 |
36 |
17 |
339 |
Now you’ll fit in almost anywhere. |
1.3571 |
0.04469 |
182 |
129 |
41 |
12 |
340 |
Definitely the iron….but WHO did it…and where? |
1.3568 |
0.03973 |
241 |
173 |
50 |
18 |
341 |
Yes. You did scorch the tie. |
1.3564 |
0.03855 |
202 |
137 |
58 |
7 |
342 |
How do you plan to do your back? |
1.3558 |
0.04512 |
208 |
154 |
34 |
20 |
343 |
No, John, this is not what irony looks like. |
1.3556 |
0.04168 |
225 |
163 |
44 |
18 |
344 |
Got a minute or are you pressed for time? |
1.3555 |
0.04414 |
211 |
155 |
37 |
19 |
345 |
Incredible. How did you iron your right arm by yourself? |
1.3545 |
0.04602 |
189 |
138 |
35 |
16 |
346 |
Now who is a door mat? |
1.3543 |
0.04796 |
175 |
128 |
32 |
15 |
347 |
You want the starch or the viagra this time? |
1.3541 |
0.04743 |
209 |
160 |
24 |
25 |
348 |
Still think you can live without me? |
1.3539 |
0.04670 |
178 |
129 |
35 |
14 |
349 |
Oh, honey--you've always been dry clean only." |
1.3539 |
0.04242 |
178 |
123 |
47 |
8 |
350 |
Don't blame me. You did this to yourself. |
1.3538 |
0.04258 |
195 |
138 |
45 |
12 |
351 |
Well, at least you took your suit off the hanger this time. |
1.3532 |
0.04230 |
201 |
143 |
45 |
13 |
352 |
I know you don’t want to come off like a stuffed shirt, but this is ridiculous. |
1.3529 |
0.03958 |
238 |
171 |
50 |
17 |
353 |
I'm only surprised that you managed to get the cuffs right |
1.3529 |
0.04119 |
221 |
159 |
46 |
16 |
354 |
Your forehead still has wrinkles. |
1.3527 |
0.04256 |
207 |
149 |
43 |
15 |
355 |
I warned you not to use the cotton setting. |
1.3525 |
0.05811 |
122 |
90 |
21 |
11 |
356 |
Maybe wait a week to head back into the office. |
1.3524 |
0.03816 |
210 |
144 |
58 |
8 |
357 |
You should be steamed. |
1.3521 |
0.04118 |
213 |
152 |
47 |
14 |
358 |
‘Ironic’ |
1.3519 |
0.04015 |
233 |
168 |
48 |
17 |
359 |
I didn’t think I needed to tell you to
take them off first. |
1.3519 |
0.04079 |
216 |
154 |
48 |
14 |
360 |
I, too, have pressing issues. |
1.3516 |
0.04040 |
219 |
156 |
49 |
14 |
361 |
You weren't kidding when you said you had a pressing engagement. |
1.3515 |
0.04384 |
202 |
147 |
39 |
16 |
362 |
Much better, but your forehead is still wrinkled. |
1.3512 |
0.04112 |
205 |
145 |
48 |
12 |
363 |
Don't flatter yourself. |
1.3510 |
0.04401 |
208 |
153 |
37 |
18 |
364 |
I knew that if I pressed you, you'd fold. |
1.3509 |
0.04027 |
228 |
164 |
48 |
16 |
365 |
Or you could just wake up ten minutes earlier. |
1.3505 |
0.03939 |
214 |
150 |
53 |
11 |
366 |
So you finally came out of the closet. |
1.3502 |
0.04218 |
217 |
158 |
42 |
17 |
367 |
Your new boss wants to hang you out to dry? |
1.3500 |
0.05162 |
140 |
101 |
29 |
10 |
368 |
I guess you won't be wanting any dinner tonight. |
1.3500 |
0.04238 |
200 |
143 |
44 |
13 |
369 |
Next you can get our relationship ironed out. |
1.3496 |
0.03642 |
246 |
172 |
62 |
12 |
370 |
Take it off first! |
1.3495 |
0.04096 |
206 |
146 |
48 |
12 |
371 |
Seems you’ve added a new wrinkle or two |
1.3491 |
0.03904 |
212 |
148 |
54 |
10 |
372 |
OK, you've made your point -- I'LL do the ironing! |
1.3490 |
0.04419 |
192 |
139 |
39 |
14 |
373 |
I gave away the tire pump when you got rid of the bikes. |
1.3488 |
0.04984 |
172 |
129 |
26 |
17 |
374 |
Suit yourself |
1.3487 |
0.04371 |
195 |
141 |
40 |
14 |
375 |
Almost, but you missed the ones on your forehead. |
1.3487 |
0.04431 |
195 |
142 |
38 |
15 |
376 |
I don't think you understood the Iron Man casting call. |
1.3485 |
0.04265 |
198 |
142 |
43 |
13 |
377 |
I think it’s time you switched antidepressants. |
1.3483 |
0.04101 |
201 |
142 |
48 |
11 |
378 |
Iron 1, Man 0. |
1.3481 |
0.04537 |
181 |
131 |
37 |
13 |
379 |
No, first you take your clothes off, then you iron them. |
1.3476 |
0.04151 |
210 |
151 |
45 |
14 |
380 |
I don’t think Ironed Man is an actual superhero. |
1.3474 |
0.04449 |
190 |
138 |
38 |
14 |
381 |
I said I want to see Iron Man, not Ironed Man. |
1.3472 |
0.04018 |
216 |
154 |
49 |
13 |
382 |
Iron Man, you ain’t “ |
1.3468 |
0.04096 |
222 |
161 |
45 |
16 |
383 |
My mother was right, you are spineless. |
1.3465 |
0.03873 |
228 |
162 |
53 |
13 |
384 |
You’ve been pressing yourself too hard lately. |
1.3450 |
0.04288 |
200 |
145 |
41 |
14 |
385 |
Next time I press the suit and you walk the dog. |
1.3448 |
0.04358 |
203 |
149 |
38 |
16 |
386 |
Yes, that suit does make you look flat. |
1.3446 |
0.04671 |
177 |
130 |
33 |
14 |
387 |
I’m not sure this is the way to iron out our problems. |
1.3443 |
0.04360 |
183 |
131 |
41 |
11 |
388 |
Maybe you can try cooking dinner next. |
1.3438 |
0.05703 |
128 |
96 |
20 |
12 |
389 |
Flat lives matter. |
1.3434 |
0.04417 |
166 |
117 |
41 |
8 |
390 |
I see your iron deficiency has returned. |
1.3433 |
0.04442 |
201 |
149 |
35 |
17 |
391 |
What size envelope do you need? |
1.3430 |
0.04692 |
172 |
126 |
33 |
13 |
392 |
You're not as smooth as you think you are... |
1.3430 |
0.04128 |
207 |
149 |
45 |
13 |
393 |
......so when you said you had a pressing engagement....... |
1.3430 |
0.04240 |
207 |
151 |
41 |
15 |
394 |
Honey, that’s not what I was hinting at when I said I thought ‘Iron Man’ was sexy. |
1.3429 |
0.04031 |
210 |
150 |
48 |
12 |
395 |
You feeling pressed, Dave? |
1.3426 |
0.04009 |
216 |
155 |
48 |
13 |
396 |
You should've used the steamer. |
1.3426 |
0.04009 |
216 |
155 |
48 |
13 |
397 |
Next time put the ironing board away when you're done. |
1.3425 |
0.03699 |
219 |
152 |
59 |
8 |
398 |
What I said was, ‘Express yourself.’ |
1.3422 |
0.04489 |
187 |
137 |
36 |
14 |
399 |
This is your idea of permanent press? |
1.3422 |
0.04293 |
187 |
134 |
42 |
11 |
400 |
Training for another Ironed Man? |
1.3421 |
0.04200 |
228 |
170 |
38 |
20 |
401 |
It looks like you have a very pressing engagement today. |
1.3420 |
0.03831 |
231 |
165 |
53 |
13 |
402 |
Well, I guess that’s better than
de-pressed… |
1.3420 |
0.04072 |
193 |
136 |
48 |
9 |
403 |
Our marriage counselor just called and wanted to know if we had "ironed out" our problems? |
1.3420 |
0.04329 |
193 |
140 |
40 |
13 |
404 |
Next time, please talk to me about these pressing matters. |
1.3418 |
0.03766 |
237 |
169 |
55 |
13 |
405 |
Let's put off pruning the bushes for now. |
1.3413 |
0.04167 |
208 |
151 |
43 |
14 |
406 |
Seems I was wrong. It would hurt you to do your own ironing." |
1.3412 |
0.04653 |
170 |
124 |
34 |
12 |
407 |
Fold or hang? |
1.3410 |
0.04949 |
173 |
131 |
25 |
17 |
408 |
These new TikTok trends are getting out of hand |
1.3408 |
0.04125 |
179 |
125 |
47 |
7 |
409 |
Do you need help with your head? |
1.3405 |
0.04520 |
185 |
136 |
35 |
14 |
410 |
Honey, I wasn't talking about those wrinkles. |
1.3405 |
0.04455 |
185 |
135 |
37 |
13 |
411 |
Would it kill you to hire an expert every now and then? |
1.3405 |
0.04321 |
185 |
133 |
41 |
11 |
412 |
I eagerly await your mansplanation. |
1.3404 |
0.04274 |
188 |
135 |
42 |
11 |
413 |
You've really got to stop flying coach. |
1.3403 |
0.04357 |
191 |
139 |
39 |
13 |
414 |
Actually, I’m quite impressed. |
1.3400 |
0.04452 |
200 |
149 |
34 |
17 |
415 |
So much drama whenever you have to fly coach. |
1.3398 |
0.03960 |
206 |
146 |
50 |
10 |
416 |
Remove clothes before ironing. |
1.3398 |
0.04192 |
206 |
150 |
42 |
14 |
417 |
"No; I said 'don't 'f'latter' yourself!" |
1.3396 |
0.04217 |
212 |
156 |
40 |
16 |
418 |
It said to lay flat. |
1.3395 |
0.04070 |
215 |
156 |
45 |
14 |
419 |
So that explains all the screaming. |
1.3395 |
0.04888 |
162 |
120 |
29 |
13 |
420 |
Well, now you're stuck this way. That suit is permanent press. |
1.3391 |
0.04787 |
174 |
130 |
29 |
15 |
421 |
Should I get your iron medication ? |
1.3391 |
0.04575 |
174 |
127 |
35 |
12 |
422 |
You're still on the hook to host my parents |
1.3391 |
0.04924 |
174 |
132 |
25 |
17 |
423 |
Yes, your abs do look flat. |
1.3390 |
0.04449 |
177 |
128 |
38 |
11 |
424 |
One more dryer sheet and you won’t be so clingy. |
1.3390 |
0.04227 |
177 |
125 |
44 |
8 |
425 |
You are a flat-out liar! |
1.3388 |
0.04681 |
183 |
137 |
30 |
16 |
426 |
I know it says self ironing |
1.3385 |
0.04210 |
192 |
138 |
43 |
11 |
427 |
Just admit you don't understand irony! |
1.3382 |
0.04386 |
204 |
152 |
35 |
17 |
428 |
Did you get your back? |
1.3382 |
0.04003 |
207 |
148 |
48 |
11 |
429 |
I told you it was harder than it looks. |
1.3381 |
0.04242 |
210 |
155 |
39 |
16 |
430 |
You know, if you just got yourself out of the dryer right away, this would never even happen. |
1.3373 |
0.04665 |
169 |
124 |
33 |
12 |
431 |
Maybe I should explain how a few other things work, like the garbage disposal." |
1.3371 |
0.04832 |
175 |
132 |
27 |
16 |
432 |
You might be spreading yourself too thin. |
1.3371 |
0.04638 |
178 |
132 |
32 |
14 |
433 |
You're still not gonna fit in the carry on bag, Ed. |
1.3369 |
0.04479 |
187 |
138 |
35 |
14 |
434 |
That suit makes you look flat. |
1.3368 |
0.04170 |
190 |
136 |
44 |
10 |
435 |
Great impression of the Salvador Dalí painting. |
1.3368 |
0.04301 |
190 |
138 |
40 |
12 |
436 |
Forget the plane ticket, now I can just FedEx you. |
1.3368 |
0.04429 |
190 |
140 |
36 |
14 |
437 |
I don't think this is how Salvador Dali did it. |
1.3367 |
0.04453 |
196 |
146 |
34 |
16 |
438 |
This is not what I meant when I said we need to iron things out,Derek. |
1.3366 |
0.04126 |
202 |
146 |
44 |
12 |
439 |
You need to be on your side to get the creases right. |
1.3366 |
0.03966 |
205 |
146 |
49 |
10 |
440 |
Big deal - your first wrinkle. |
1.3365 |
0.04532 |
208 |
159 |
28 |
21 |
441 |
I hope it wasn’t on permanent press. |
1.3363 |
0.04310 |
226 |
172 |
32 |
22 |
442 |
Let’s hope this isn’t permanent press.” |
1.3362 |
0.04177 |
229 |
172 |
37 |
20 |
443 |
But how much time are you really saving? |
1.3355 |
0.05037 |
155 |
116 |
26 |
13 |
444 |
Here, let me get your right hand for you. |
1.3354 |
0.04574 |
161 |
116 |
36 |
9 |
445 |
Well, I’m impressed. |
1.3354 |
0.04740 |
161 |
118 |
32 |
11 |
446 |
Of all the crazy things to do! That suit and tie are dry-clean-only. |
1.3353 |
0.04789 |
170 |
127 |
29 |
14 |
447 |
You're a fucking idiot, Robert. |
1.3352 |
0.05007 |
179 |
139 |
20 |
20 |
448 |
I'm very sorry you're depressed. |
1.3352 |
0.04478 |
179 |
131 |
36 |
12 |
449 |
No, Jerry, it isn't irony, you're just an idiot. |
1.3351 |
0.04509 |
185 |
137 |
34 |
14 |
450 |
When you said we had to iron out our differences I didn’t expect things to get so heated. |
1.3351 |
0.04329 |
188 |
137 |
39 |
12 |
451 |
Your doctor warned us this would happen if you ignored your ironing deficiency! |
1.3350 |
0.04131 |
197 |
142 |
44 |
11 |
452 |
This is not what I meant by pumping iron to lose the dad bod. |
1.3350 |
0.04168 |
203 |
148 |
42 |
13 |
453 |
I would have done that for you |
1.3350 |
0.04183 |
206 |
151 |
41 |
14 |
454 |
So this was your pressing engagement?! |
1.3350 |
0.04126 |
206 |
150 |
43 |
13 |
455 |
You shouldn't put yourself under so much pressure |
1.3348 |
0.04011 |
227 |
167 |
44 |
16 |
456 |
I said, "Iron them yourself, not iron yourself!" Now look what you've done! |
1.3333 |
0.04403 |
195 |
145 |
35 |
15 |
457 |
You missed your forehead wrinkles. |
1.3333 |
0.04579 |
195 |
148 |
29 |
18 |
458 |
So, he told me he needed a shirt ironed, I was tired so I told him he could iron himself… |
1.3333 |
0.04798 |
183 |
140 |
25 |
18 |
459 |
Thank god I didn't ask you to mow the lawn. |
1.3333 |
0.04011 |
201 |
144 |
47 |
10 |
460 |
The irony of the situation is clearly lost on you. |
1.3333 |
0.04676 |
168 |
124 |
32 |
12 |
461 |
I’ve always said you fold too easily. |
1.3333 |
0.04261 |
219 |
165 |
35 |
19 |
462 |
Honestly, I'm impressed that you ironed your shoes. |
1.3333 |
0.04244 |
189 |
137 |
41 |
11 |
463 |
Okay, . . then what happened? |
1.3333 |
0.04414 |
198 |
148 |
34 |
16 |
464 |
I said, Iron things out, not iron you out |
1.3333 |
0.04109 |
189 |
135 |
45 |
9 |
465 |
Is this your idea of irony ? |
1.3333 |
0.04637 |
153 |
110 |
35 |
8 |
466 |
I'll go get a mailing tube. |
1.3333 |
0.04315 |
180 |
130 |
40 |
10 |
467 |
Nice try, but you still have to do the dishes. |
1.3333 |
0.04521 |
168 |
122 |
36 |
10 |
468 |
This is not what I meant by ‘straighten yourself out.’ |
1.3333 |
0.04792 |
180 |
137 |
26 |
17 |
469 |
Glad to see you got it ironed out |
1.3317 |
0.04034 |
199 |
143 |
46 |
10 |
470 |
That’s not how you get washboard abs |
1.3316 |
0.04355 |
190 |
140 |
37 |
13 |
471 |
I still see wrinkles on your face. |
1.3315 |
0.04075 |
181 |
128 |
46 |
7 |
472 |
Still flying coach? |
1.3315 |
0.04828 |
178 |
136 |
25 |
17 |
473 |
I meant “Straighten yourself out” figuratively, dear. |
1.3314 |
0.04339 |
169 |
121 |
40 |
8 |
474 |
You missed a few wrinkles on your face, dear |
1.3314 |
0.04652 |
169 |
125 |
32 |
12 |
475 |
I know you're afraid of getting wrinkles, but... |
1.3313 |
0.04472 |
166 |
120 |
37 |
9 |
476 |
I can suggest an easier way to iron your suit! |
1.3313 |
0.04632 |
166 |
122 |
33 |
11 |
477 |
Well, the suit does make you look thinner now. |
1.3313 |
0.04850 |
163 |
122 |
28 |
13 |
478 |
Perhaps these ‘life hacks’ have gone too far. |
1.3313 |
0.04752 |
160 |
118 |
31 |
11 |
479 |
Why can't you just try diet and exercise like everyone else? |
1.3301 |
0.04187 |
209 |
155 |
39 |
15 |
480 |
Lie flat to press? That’s not what it means. |
1.3301 |
0.04296 |
209 |
157 |
35 |
17 |
481 |
Flattery will get you nowhere, Ted. |
1.3301 |
0.04285 |
206 |
154 |
36 |
16 |
482 |
Don't worry; I've got your back. |
1.3300 |
0.04386 |
203 |
153 |
33 |
17 |
483 |
Frank, I thought you were depressed, not pressed! |
1.3299 |
0.04120 |
197 |
143 |
43 |
11 |
484 |
You’ve never looked so hot. |
1.3299 |
0.04532 |
194 |
147 |
30 |
17 |
485 |
You need a little more starch in your backbone |
1.3298 |
0.04336 |
191 |
141 |
37 |
13 |
486 |
No, I said "Do you want to see the Thin Man" |
1.3298 |
0.04448 |
188 |
140 |
34 |
14 |
487 |
We could iron things out just by talking. |
1.3298 |
0.04252 |
188 |
137 |
40 |
11 |
488 |
You seem like you've been under a lot of pressure lately. |
1.3297 |
0.04366 |
185 |
136 |
37 |
12 |
489 |
OK, so I misunderstood when you said ‘pressing business to deal with…’ |
1.3297 |
0.04229 |
185 |
134 |
41 |
10 |
490 |
Any other pressing needs? |
1.3296 |
0.04536 |
179 |
133 |
33 |
13 |
491 |
I told you not to put so much pressure on yourself. |
1.3296 |
0.04395 |
179 |
131 |
37 |
11 |
492 |
Ok. We get it. You’ve been through the wringer. |
1.3295 |
0.04347 |
173 |
125 |
39 |
9 |
493 |
When the doctor told you that you needed more iron, he meant supplements. |
1.3295 |
0.04573 |
173 |
128 |
33 |
12 |
494 |
Great, now I'll have to fold you." |
1.3293 |
0.04450 |
167 |
121 |
37 |
9 |
495 |
Needs starch. |
1.3293 |
0.04368 |
167 |
120 |
39 |
8 |
496 |
You look like you've been through the wringer. |
1.3289 |
0.04552 |
152 |
109 |
36 |
7 |
497 |
It's only a videoconference. No one will notice. |
1.3285 |
0.03924 |
207 |
149 |
48 |
10 |
498 |
I know you said you were pressed for time, but this is ridiculous. |
1.3285 |
0.03924 |
207 |
149 |
48 |
10 |
499 |
I'd ask what's going on, but I don't want to press. |
1.3285 |
0.04376 |
207 |
157 |
32 |
18 |
500 |
Hon, I told you you need more starch in your diet." |
1.3284 |
0.04082 |
204 |
149 |
43 |
12 |
501 |
This is what happens when you put too much pressure on yourself |
1.3283 |
0.04226 |
198 |
146 |
39 |
13 |
502 |
Ok, ok, I'll call you Iron Man. Will you now stop this nonsense?” |
1.3280 |
0.04166 |
189 |
137 |
42 |
10 |
503 |
I’m impressed. I can’t wait to see how you screw up vacuuming. |
1.3280 |
0.04791 |
186 |
144 |
23 |
19 |
504 |
Please tell me you didn’t select permanent press. |
1.3277 |
0.04706 |
177 |
134 |
28 |
15 |
505 |
But it's casual Friday |
1.3274 |
0.04738 |
168 |
126 |
29 |
13 |
506 |
When I said to go flat-out for the costume party, this isn’t what I meant. |
1.3268 |
0.04892 |
153 |
114 |
28 |
11 |
507 |
When I said we need to iron out our problems, I was thinking more, like, couples therapy. |
1.3266 |
0.04086 |
199 |
145 |
43 |
11 |
508 |
I've heard of weaponized incompetence,but this seems self-inflicted. |
1.3265 |
0.04373 |
196 |
147 |
34 |
15 |
509 |
Doing it in no-time flat is only an expression. |
1.3263 |
0.04214 |
190 |
139 |
40 |
11 |
510 |
You didn't set it to permanent press, did you? |
1.3262 |
0.04584 |
187 |
142 |
29 |
16 |
511 |
You can now find your lost ring under the cabinets. |
1.3261 |
0.04094 |
184 |
132 |
44 |
8 |
512 |
That's not what I meant when I told you to straighten yourself out! |
1.3260 |
0.04354 |
181 |
133 |
37 |
11 |
513 |
It works better if you take your clothes off first |
1.3258 |
0.04475 |
178 |
132 |
34 |
12 |
514 |
Good news-- the airfare came down. You don't have to go in the suitcase. |
1.3256 |
0.04508 |
172 |
127 |
34 |
11 |
515 |
'To have and to fold' weren't part of our wedding vows. |
1.3256 |
0.04870 |
172 |
132 |
24 |
16 |
516 |
Pretty sure this isn’t what the doctor meant when he said you need more iron |
1.3256 |
0.04729 |
172 |
130 |
28 |
14 |
517 |
Suicide's not your thing. |
1.3252 |
0.04164 |
206 |
153 |
39 |
14 |
518 |
Now THAT'S Irony! |
1.3252 |
0.03930 |
206 |
149 |
47 |
10 |
519 |
You must be the guy from 2D. |
1.3251 |
0.04028 |
203 |
148 |
44 |
11 |
520 |
But today’s casual Friday. |
1.3248 |
0.04800 |
157 |
117 |
29 |
11 |
521 |
Botox is easier. |
1.3247 |
0.04087 |
194 |
141 |
43 |
10 |
522 |
I’m impressed. But so are you. |
1.3247 |
0.04216 |
194 |
143 |
39 |
12 |
523 |
For goodness sakes Edward, stop being so two dimensional! |
1.3246 |
0.04195 |
191 |
140 |
40 |
11 |
524 |
You coulda just used the steamer, Stanley |
1.3245 |
0.05021 |
151 |
114 |
25 |
12 |
525 |
I knew he had a pressing issue, but I never thought it would come to this. |
1.3245 |
0.04560 |
151 |
109 |
35 |
7 |
526 |
Next clue: You work in the Flatiron District. |
1.3245 |
0.04173 |
188 |
137 |
41 |
10 |
527 |
Now what's this pressing problem that's so important? |
1.3242 |
0.04263 |
182 |
133 |
39 |
10 |
528 |
Couldn’t you be like everyone else and use Botox? |
1.3240 |
0.04163 |
179 |
129 |
42 |
8 |
529 |
No, you still can't come in my suitcase. |
1.3237 |
0.04560 |
173 |
129 |
32 |
12 |
530 |
The pants crease should run down the center of the legs. |
1.3235 |
0.04462 |
170 |
125 |
35 |
10 |
531 |
This is exactly why I don’t let you use the sink disposal |
1.3235 |
0.04690 |
170 |
128 |
29 |
13 |
532 |
Now fold yourself up and get back in the closet. |
1.3235 |
0.04540 |
170 |
126 |
33 |
11 |
533 |
Margaret remains skeptical about the iron-on backbone. |
1.3228 |
0.04689 |
158 |
117 |
31 |
10 |
534 |
Now all you need is Nyacin and Riboflavin |
1.3226 |
0.04267 |
186 |
137 |
38 |
11 |
535 |
Limbo night again? |
1.3226 |
0.04751 |
155 |
115 |
30 |
10 |
536 |
Did you clean the lint screen after you pulled yourself out of the dryer? |
1.3224 |
0.04904 |
152 |
114 |
27 |
11 |
537 |
You just don't understand irony! |
1.3220 |
0.04694 |
177 |
135 |
27 |
15 |
538 |
are you being ironic? |
1.3220 |
0.04394 |
205 |
157 |
30 |
18 |
539 |
Ironic, isn't it? |
1.3220 |
0.04284 |
205 |
155 |
34 |
16 |
540 |
Well, I guess, you straightened yourself out. |
1.3219 |
0.04950 |
146 |
109 |
27 |
10 |
541 |
I know it saves time, but. . .. |
1.3219 |
0.04950 |
146 |
109 |
27 |
10 |
542 |
Now that you're two-dimensional, you can run for Congress. |
1.3218 |
0.04752 |
174 |
133 |
26 |
15 |
543 |
Not nearly as fun as rolling around in the drying machine |
1.3217 |
0.04922 |
143 |
106 |
28 |
9 |
544 |
Still want me to show you the paper shredder? |
1.3216 |
0.04667 |
171 |
129 |
29 |
13 |
545 |
No, I think a different color tie would be better. |
1.3214 |
0.04800 |
168 |
128 |
26 |
14 |
546 |
I meant BY yourself. |
1.3214 |
0.04493 |
168 |
124 |
34 |
10 |
547 |
At least you weren't trying to mow the lawn. |
1.3211 |
0.04397 |
190 |
143 |
33 |
14 |
548 |
OK, OK, you're pressed for time, I got it. |
1.3208 |
0.04748 |
159 |
119 |
29 |
11 |
549 |
But why? The cleaning lady comes tomorrow. |
1.3207 |
0.04153 |
184 |
134 |
41 |
9 |
550 |
I think you have an iron deficiency. |
1.3198 |
0.04643 |
172 |
130 |
29 |
13 |
551 |
It says, "to lay it flat so that it is wrinkle-free on the ironing board." |
1.3195 |
0.04228 |
169 |
122 |
40 |
7 |
552 |
I was talking about the wrinkle in our relationship |
1.3195 |
0.04549 |
169 |
126 |
32 |
11 |
553 |
Don't think this is what the Doctor meant about needing more iron. |
1.3193 |
0.04276 |
166 |
120 |
39 |
7 |
554 |
You found the flat-out idiot setting. |
1.3191 |
0.04489 |
188 |
143 |
30 |
15 |
555 |
When you're finished here, I need you to vacuum under the bed. |
1.3190 |
0.04497 |
163 |
120 |
34 |
9 |
556 |
I still think the airline is going to charge you for a full seat. |
1.3188 |
0.04805 |
160 |
121 |
27 |
12 |
557 |
Yes, I heard you say you had a pressing engagement, but… |
1.3188 |
0.04377 |
160 |
116 |
37 |
7 |
558 |
It says right on the iron, 'Do Not Iron Clothes While Wearing Them. ' |
1.3187 |
0.04527 |
182 |
138 |
30 |
14 |
559 |
Next time have yourself dry cleaned. |
1.3185 |
0.04337 |
157 |
113 |
38 |
6 |
560 |
This looks like a YOU problem. |
1.3184 |
0.03995 |
179 |
128 |
45 |
6 |
561 |
Did your mother ever teach you how to do anything? |
1.3184 |
0.04149 |
179 |
130 |
41 |
8 |
562 |
I'm afraid he's run out of steam." |
1.3184 |
0.04149 |
179 |
130 |
41 |
8 |
563 |
Want me to do your right hand? |
1.3182 |
0.04635 |
176 |
134 |
28 |
14 |
564 |
Not what I meant by an iron supplement. |
1.3182 |
0.04271 |
176 |
129 |
38 |
9 |
565 |
No, I will not give you a blow job. |
1.3182 |
0.05105 |
154 |
119 |
21 |
14 |
566 |
I don’t think that’s what the therapist meant when she said you had some issues to iron out… |
1.3182 |
0.04420 |
176 |
131 |
34 |
11 |
567 |
Honey that’s not what the doctor meant by iron supplements |
1.3179 |
0.04186 |
195 |
145 |
38 |
12 |
568 |
You missed a spot. |
1.3179 |
0.04319 |
173 |
127 |
37 |
9 |
569 |
Flatery will get you nowhere |
1.3179 |
0.04543 |
151 |
110 |
34 |
7 |
570 |
Some Ironman -- we're not impressed. |
1.3177 |
0.04419 |
192 |
146 |
31 |
15 |
571 |
The irony is, you’re still wrinkled. |
1.3176 |
0.04602 |
170 |
128 |
30 |
12 |
572 |
At least I didn’t take you to the cleaners! |
1.3176 |
0.04895 |
170 |
132 |
22 |
16 |
573 |
You need more starch. |
1.3176 |
0.04602 |
148 |
108 |
33 |
7 |
574 |
You are so dramatic. Give me the iron. |
1.3176 |
0.04892 |
148 |
111 |
27 |
10 |
575 |
Gee, I'm glad now I didn't ask you to dice the cucumber. |
1.3174 |
0.04659 |
167 |
126 |
29 |
12 |
576 |
I assume you're done with the iron? |
1.3174 |
0.04338 |
167 |
122 |
37 |
8 |
577 |
So you're just going to flat-out lie? |
1.3172 |
0.04519 |
186 |
142 |
29 |
15 |
578 |
It's "Iron-Man", honey, NOT "Ironed Man". |
1.3171 |
0.04797 |
164 |
125 |
26 |
13 |
579 |
Honey, this is not what I meant by ironing out our differences. |
1.3171 |
0.04557 |
164 |
122 |
32 |
10 |
580 |
Any other pressing issues |
1.3171 |
0.04797 |
164 |
125 |
26 |
13 |
581 |
Well no, actually the irony is not lost on me. |
1.3169 |
0.04301 |
183 |
136 |
36 |
11 |
582 |
You are not iron man! |
1.3167 |
0.04420 |
180 |
135 |
33 |
12 |
583 |
Carry-on is ambitious but I think you'll fit nicely into the roller. |
1.3165 |
0.04407 |
158 |
115 |
36 |
7 |
584 |
That's not the way to straighten out your life, Paul. |
1.3164 |
0.04325 |
177 |
131 |
36 |
10 |
585 |
You still need to take your iron supplements |
1.3164 |
0.04399 |
177 |
132 |
34 |
11 |
586 |
Not what I meant when I asked you to straighten things up! |
1.3164 |
0.04018 |
177 |
127 |
44 |
6 |
587 |
I told you. Most people don’t get irony. |
1.3162 |
0.05187 |
136 |
103 |
23 |
10 |
588 |
You might try the Fluff Cycle next time |
1.3161 |
0.04524 |
174 |
131 |
31 |
12 |
589 |
I meant more iron in your diet |
1.3158 |
0.04256 |
190 |
142 |
36 |
12 |
590 |
You gotta know when to fold 'em. |
1.3158 |
0.04055 |
190 |
139 |
42 |
9 |
591 |
Congratulations on completing the iron man marathon. |
1.3158 |
0.04426 |
171 |
127 |
34 |
10 |
592 |
You forgot to take out the trash |
1.3154 |
0.05047 |
149 |
114 |
23 |
12 |
593 |
I walked the dog while you were in the dryer. |
1.3152 |
0.04533 |
165 |
123 |
32 |
10 |
594 |
I'll let the Coopers know we're going to be late. |
1.3152 |
0.04694 |
165 |
125 |
28 |
12 |
595 |
Pressed for time? |
1.3148 |
0.04673 |
162 |
122 |
29 |
11 |
596 |
Yes, dear, I get it — ironing out the kinks — that's very funny. |
1.3148 |
0.05368 |
108 |
79 |
24 |
5 |
597 |
Every time, Steve. Every. Single. Time. |
1.3148 |
0.04505 |
162 |
120 |
33 |
9 |
598 |
I'd say we can fit you in a carry-on bag. |
1.3143 |
0.04277 |
175 |
129 |
37 |
9 |
599 |
I said, "you can do the ironing yourself", not "iron yourself". |
1.3143 |
0.04716 |
175 |
135 |
25 |
15 |
600 |
See, this is what I'm talking about. Weaponized Incompetence |
1.3141 |
0.05048 |
156 |
121 |
21 |
14 |
601 |
This is not how you treat iron-deficiency! |
1.3141 |
0.04796 |
156 |
118 |
27 |
11 |
602 |
I’m not folding you into my carry-on bag just to save a few bucks. |
1.3140 |
0.04404 |
172 |
128 |
34 |
10 |
603 |
You know, this is not solving your iron deficiency. |
1.3137 |
0.04861 |
153 |
116 |
26 |
11 |
604 |
We’ve talked about this. Take them off first. |
1.3136 |
0.04128 |
169 |
122 |
41 |
6 |
605 |
Thanks for being so flexible. |
1.3133 |
0.04647 |
150 |
111 |
31 |
8 |
606 |
Well, this certainly adds a new wrinkle. |
1.3131 |
0.04314 |
198 |
151 |
32 |
15 |
607 |
You must be the new flatmate. |
1.3128 |
0.04499 |
179 |
136 |
30 |
13 |
608 |
He said he was going for a steam! |
1.3125 |
0.04875 |
144 |
108 |
27 |
9 |
609 |
This is weaponized incompetence. |
1.3125 |
0.04974 |
144 |
109 |
25 |
10 |
610 |
You could have hit the Delicates cycle ! |
1.3125 |
0.04153 |
192 |
143 |
38 |
11 |
611 |
Still trying to slip out the back, Jack? |
1.3125 |
0.04974 |
144 |
109 |
25 |
10 |
612 |
Did you really need me to tell you to take it off before you ironed it? |
1.3122 |
0.04393 |
189 |
144 |
31 |
14 |
613 |
Remember when we were young and wrinkle free? |
1.3122 |
0.04263 |
189 |
142 |
35 |
12 |
614 |
This is not what I meant when I said you needed more iron. |
1.3121 |
0.04683 |
157 |
118 |
29 |
10 |
615 |
I see you're pressed for time |
1.3121 |
0.04627 |
141 |
103 |
32 |
6 |
616 |
This is what happens to kitties who go outside the litter box. Any questions? |
1.3121 |
0.05339 |
141 |
110 |
18 |
13 |
617 |
You do look slimmer.. |
1.3117 |
0.04468 |
154 |
113 |
34 |
7 |
618 |
This isn't what I meant when I said you've got a few wrinkles to iron out. |
1.3117 |
0.04654 |
154 |
115 |
30 |
9 |
619 |
You might have misunderstood me. |
1.3116 |
0.03989 |
199 |
147 |
42 |
10 |
620 |
You missed your forehead again. |
1.3108 |
0.04968 |
148 |
113 |
24 |
11 |
621 |
Talk about self-irony!!! |
1.3108 |
0.04780 |
148 |
111 |
28 |
9 |
622 |
So you really were all hot air! |
1.3106 |
0.04513 |
161 |
120 |
32 |
9 |
623 |
Let me guess -- from a YouTube video? |
1.3106 |
0.04513 |
161 |
120 |
32 |
9 |
624 |
Don’t you think Botox would have been easier? |
1.3103 |
0.04846 |
145 |
109 |
27 |
9 |
625 |
Told you we needed a longer ironing board. |
1.3101 |
0.04481 |
158 |
117 |
33 |
8 |
626 |
I guess you have become somewhat one-dimensional. |
1.3099 |
0.03827 |
171 |
121 |
47 |
3 |
627 |
Marvel called. They're going with Robert Downey, Jr. |
1.3099 |
0.05016 |
142 |
108 |
24 |
10 |
628 |
That suit is quite flattering |
1.3098 |
0.04268 |
184 |
138 |
35 |
11 |
629 |
You have to be careful with these new AI irons. |
1.3097 |
0.04892 |
155 |
119 |
24 |
12 |
630 |
You missed the wrinkles on your forehead. |
1.3094 |
0.04524 |
181 |
139 |
28 |
14 |
631 |
You've got to stop drinking the fabric softener, Frank. |
1.3094 |
0.04987 |
139 |
105 |
25 |
9 |
632 |
I think you had the setting too high |
1.3092 |
0.04402 |
152 |
111 |
35 |
6 |
633 |
Great, now you can fold. |
1.3087 |
0.04457 |
149 |
109 |
34 |
6 |
634 |
Usually its women in comics who are two-dimensional. |
1.3087 |
0.05030 |
149 |
115 |
22 |
12 |
635 |
Next time try doing it before you put them on. |
1.3086 |
0.04574 |
162 |
122 |
30 |
10 |
636 |
This isn't what I meant by saying we need to "iron things out". |
1.3086 |
0.04898 |
162 |
126 |
22 |
14 |
637 |
For future reference, that’s a no-iron suit. |
1.3086 |
0.04632 |
175 |
135 |
26 |
14 |
638 |
This is why I never let you help around the house. |
1.3085 |
0.04065 |
188 |
139 |
40 |
9 |
639 |
I bet your phone's in the lint trap. |
1.3083 |
0.05139 |
133 |
101 |
23 |
9 |
640 |
Just the clothes next time. |
1.3082 |
0.04545 |
159 |
119 |
31 |
9 |
641 |
I'm looking for someone with more depth. |
1.3077 |
0.04679 |
143 |
106 |
30 |
7 |
642 |
You’re half the man you were when I married you! |
1.3077 |
0.04673 |
169 |
130 |
26 |
13 |
643 |
This is not what I meant by ironing out our differences. |
1.3077 |
0.04783 |
143 |
107 |
28 |
8 |
644 |
On second thought, I’ll do the dishes. |
1.3067 |
0.04632 |
163 |
124 |
28 |
11 |
645 |
This relationship is becoming two dimensional. |
1.3067 |
0.04466 |
163 |
122 |
32 |
9 |
646 |
Honey - Looks like you ironed out your issues. |
1.3064 |
0.04211 |
173 |
128 |
37 |
8 |
647 |
Maybe we should go over this one more time. |
1.3062 |
0.04252 |
160 |
117 |
37 |
6 |
648 |
Permanent Press is not a verb, Edward. |
1.3057 |
0.04578 |
157 |
118 |
30 |
9 |
649 |
This isn’t what I meant when I said, “You’re perfectly capable of ironing yourself.” |
1.3057 |
0.04922 |
157 |
122 |
22 |
13 |
650 |
We can’t fit dry cleaning into our budget anymore. Cat treats went up. |
1.3057 |
0.05164 |
157 |
125 |
16 |
16 |
651 |
And that would be a flat out NO ? |
1.3056 |
0.04438 |
144 |
105 |
34 |
5 |
652 |
You've completely ruined the crease in your pants. |
1.3054 |
0.04390 |
167 |
125 |
33 |
9 |
653 |
I still think you should just mail your résumé. |
1.3053 |
0.05407 |
131 |
102 |
18 |
11 |
654 |
Sure it's art, but will it pay the rent? |
1.3053 |
0.04953 |
131 |
98 |
26 |
7 |
655 |
Hmmm. I guess the press really is the enemy of the people. |
1.3052 |
0.04989 |
154 |
120 |
21 |
13 |
656 |
But I like that you have a few wrinkles. |
1.3051 |
0.04222 |
177 |
132 |
36 |
9 |
657 |
Your boss called. Said you’ve used up all your limp days. |
1.3050 |
0.05027 |
141 |
108 |
23 |
10 |
658 |
I don’t care if your boss threatened to “hang you out to dry”. |
1.3050 |
0.04495 |
141 |
103 |
33 |
5 |
659 |
Don’t forget to pull out the plug after ironing. |
1.3050 |
0.04925 |
141 |
107 |
25 |
9 |
660 |
He certainly ironed things out! |
1.3049 |
0.04442 |
164 |
123 |
32 |
9 |
661 |
You look depressed… |
1.3043 |
0.04666 |
161 |
123 |
27 |
11 |
662 |
If anyone asks, I'll tell them you're spread too thin. |
1.3043 |
0.04410 |
161 |
120 |
33 |
8 |
663 |
I'm don't want to play "Flat Stanley" with you; I have a headache tonight. |
1.3043 |
0.04324 |
184 |
140 |
32 |
12 |
664 |
Please tell me you left a note. |
1.3043 |
0.04321 |
161 |
119 |
35 |
7 |
665 |
I told you to take the suit off First. |
1.3041 |
0.04317 |
171 |
128 |
34 |
9 |
666 |
You'll do well in the ironed-man competition |
1.3041 |
0.04950 |
148 |
114 |
23 |
11 |
667 |
Would you like me to put you on a hanger, or should I just fold you up |
1.3038 |
0.05056 |
158 |
125 |
18 |
15 |
668 |
Feel like pancakes? |
1.3037 |
0.04734 |
135 |
100 |
29 |
6 |
669 |
Training for the ironman competition? |
1.3034 |
0.04727 |
145 |
109 |
28 |
8 |
670 |
One more stunt like this and I’m taking you to the dry cleaners |
1.3034 |
0.04624 |
145 |
108 |
30 |
7 |
671 |
George, I know you're dealing with some pressing matters right now, but we need to talk |
1.3034 |
0.04827 |
145 |
110 |
26 |
9 |
672 |
The persistence of irony? |
1.3032 |
0.04611 |
155 |
117 |
29 |
9 |
673 |
Oh good! You can fit in the carry-on suitcase now. |
1.3030 |
0.04161 |
165 |
121 |
38 |
6 |
674 |
If nothing's pressing, do you have a moment. |
1.3028 |
0.04687 |
142 |
106 |
29 |
7 |
675 |
Ironing out your problems I see. |
1.3026 |
0.04763 |
152 |
116 |
26 |
10 |
676 |
Oh wow, I didn't know it had a Dali setting. |
1.3026 |
0.05201 |
152 |
121 |
16 |
15 |
677 |
Maybe I used too much starch! |
1.3025 |
0.04208 |
162 |
119 |
37 |
6 |
678 |
It looks like you've ironed things out! |
1.3023 |
0.04873 |
129 |
96 |
27 |
6 |
679 |
How is this my fault? |
1.3023 |
0.04873 |
129 |
96 |
27 |
6 |
680 |
There are better and easier ways to lose weight. |
1.3019 |
0.04256 |
159 |
117 |
36 |
6 |
681 |
You missed a spot, or are you just happy to see me? |
1.3019 |
0.04528 |
159 |
120 |
30 |
9 |
682 |
I take it you’re mother did all your ironing. |
1.3019 |
0.04439 |
159 |
119 |
32 |
8 |
683 |
We have a smart washer and dryer but a dumb iron. |
1.3018 |
0.04180 |
169 |
125 |
37 |
7 |
684 |
I was just pressing you for an answer |
1.3013 |
0.04401 |
156 |
116 |
33 |
7 |
685 |
Nice try but, yes, I still expect you to do your own laundry. |
1.3013 |
0.04306 |
156 |
115 |
35 |
6 |
686 |
Another meeting with the flat-Earthers? |
1.3013 |
0.04848 |
156 |
121 |
23 |
12 |
687 |
I SAID, I'll do it. |
1.3008 |
0.05227 |
133 |
103 |
20 |
10 |
688 |
I told you we needed a surge protector.” |
1.3007 |
0.04763 |
143 |
108 |
27 |
8 |
689 |
I like your plan, there's just one wrinkle. |
1.3007 |
0.04551 |
153 |
115 |
30 |
8 |
690 |
I appreciate that you're now foldable and easy to vacuum seal 'n stow, but when I said there wasn't space in my life for you.... |
1.3007 |
0.05087 |
153 |
121 |
18 |
14 |
691 |
You always fold too easily! |
1.3007 |
0.04456 |
153 |
114 |
32 |
7 |
692 |
The doctor said you need more starch and less iron. |
1.3000 |
0.04921 |
160 |
126 |
20 |
14 |
693 |
Starch! |
1.3000 |
0.04723 |
140 |
105 |
28 |
7 |
694 |
Not what I meant by "iron out our problems" |
1.3000 |
0.04309 |
150 |
110 |
35 |
5 |
695 |
So you really are pressed for time. |
1.3000 |
0.05197 |
130 |
100 |
21 |
9 |
696 |
The Iron Man Diet, you say? |
1.3000 |
0.04504 |
160 |
121 |
30 |
9 |
697 |
What? The tag said "To iron, lie on flat surface." |
1.3000 |
0.04675 |
160 |
123 |
26 |
11 |
698 |
This is why you’re supposed to wait 45 minutes before having another gummy! |
1.3000 |
0.05139 |
140 |
109 |
20 |
11 |
699 |
No I don't consider it ironic. |
1.2994 |
0.04119 |
167 |
123 |
38 |
6 |
700 |
Turn over and I'll do the back. |
1.2994 |
0.04649 |
157 |
120 |
27 |
10 |
701 |
This is your “pressing matter”? |
1.2994 |
0.04470 |
157 |
118 |
31 |
8 |
702 |
Steve, I have had enough of your irony. |
1.2994 |
0.04377 |
157 |
117 |
33 |
7 |
703 |
Told you not to iron your clothes while you are wearing them! |
1.2992 |
0.04913 |
127 |
95 |
26 |
6 |
704 |
You put too much pressure on yourself. |
1.2988 |
0.04340 |
164 |
123 |
33 |
8 |
705 |
My mother told me you were spineless. |
1.2987 |
0.04886 |
154 |
120 |
22 |
12 |
706 |
when you've never actually operated the equipment, it's apparently a good idea to ask some who has. |
1.2987 |
0.04886 |
154 |
120 |
22 |
12 |
707 |
Would you like me to show you the right way to do it? |
1.2987 |
0.04526 |
154 |
116 |
30 |
8 |
708 |
If you turn over, I can get your back. |
1.2986 |
0.04631 |
144 |
108 |
29 |
7 |
709 |
Missed a spot. |
1.2986 |
0.05128 |
144 |
113 |
19 |
12 |
710 |
Training for this year’s ironman? |
1.2983 |
0.04142 |
181 |
136 |
36 |
9 |
711 |
You have to take the clothes off first. |
1.2982 |
0.04381 |
171 |
130 |
31 |
10 |
712 |
He was hard pressed to get going today |
1.2981 |
0.04479 |
161 |
122 |
30 |
9 |
713 |
You swear you read the instructions? |
1.2981 |
0.04565 |
161 |
123 |
28 |
10 |
714 |
Mailing yourself to Antigua won't save us that much money, Harold. |
1.2981 |
0.04303 |
161 |
120 |
34 |
7 |
715 |
Next time use some starch. |
1.2980 |
0.04285 |
151 |
111 |
35 |
5 |
716 |
Now we're officially flat broke" |
1.2980 |
0.04584 |
151 |
114 |
29 |
8 |
717 |
I didn't quite mean that when I said you should go flat out |
1.2980 |
0.04387 |
151 |
112 |
33 |
6 |
718 |
Oh stop being ironic. |
1.2979 |
0.04585 |
141 |
105 |
30 |
6 |
719 |
This isn’t what I meant when I said “you’d better straighten yourself out.” |
1.2977 |
0.04809 |
131 |
98 |
27 |
6 |
720 |
I appreciate your effort, but going flat out is a figure of speech. |
1.2975 |
0.04794 |
158 |
123 |
23 |
12 |
721 |
Don't move, I'm getting my camera. |
1.2975 |
0.04878 |
158 |
124 |
21 |
13 |
722 |
I told you it said remove clothes before use. |
1.2975 |
0.04710 |
158 |
122 |
25 |
11 |
723 |
How do you propose to do the right sleeve? |
1.2975 |
0.04623 |
158 |
121 |
27 |
10 |
724 |
Oh good! You’ve ironed out the details |
1.2975 |
0.04535 |
158 |
120 |
29 |
9 |
725 |
You're training for the wrong Ironman. |
1.2973 |
0.04742 |
148 |
113 |
26 |
9 |
726 |
Yes it makes you easier to fold but no easier to get along with . |
1.2973 |
0.04442 |
148 |
110 |
32 |
6 |
727 |
I felt a pressing need to iron things out |
1.2971 |
0.04074 |
175 |
130 |
38 |
7 |
728 |
You forgot your face |
1.2971 |
0.04869 |
138 |
105 |
25 |
8 |
729 |
I still think the striped one makes you look taller. |
1.2971 |
0.05385 |
138 |
110 |
15 |
13 |
730 |
That isn’t what they mean by permanent press! |
1.2968 |
0.04501 |
155 |
117 |
30 |
8 |
731 |
Richard, it’s not working out. I need a man who won’t fold under pressure. |
1.2968 |
0.04683 |
155 |
119 |
26 |
10 |
732 |
Maybe I should have sent him to the dry cleaners |
1.2966 |
0.04706 |
145 |
110 |
27 |
8 |
733 |
If this is how you iron your clothes. . . I can't wait to see how you clean the toilet. |
1.2966 |
0.05002 |
145 |
113 |
21 |
11 |
734 |
Do you think this body pillow will fool my parents? |
1.2963 |
0.04097 |
162 |
119 |
38 |
5 |
735 |
Should I fluff you up in the dryer? |
1.2963 |
0.04711 |
135 |
101 |
28 |
6 |
736 |
Well, I think you come out better when I send you to the dry cleaners. |
1.2963 |
0.04592 |
135 |
100 |
30 |
5 |
737 |
You look great Stanley, now get out there and start sliding under some doors! |
1.2961 |
0.04925 |
152 |
119 |
21 |
12 |
738 |
Jack, you need more starch in your diet. |
1.2961 |
0.04261 |
152 |
112 |
35 |
5 |
739 |
I just meant to eat more spinach. |
1.2961 |
0.04558 |
152 |
115 |
29 |
8 |
740 |
We told you, no amount of starch can make up for being spineless. |
1.2956 |
0.04684 |
159 |
123 |
25 |
11 |
741 |
I don’t think the couples therapist wants us to literally iron out our differences. |
1.2956 |
0.04510 |
159 |
121 |
29 |
9 |
742 |
You’re going to want the permanent press setting. |
1.2955 |
0.04898 |
132 |
100 |
25 |
7 |
743 |
Yes,perfect. Now just slide under your bosses door and delete that angry email you sent them. |
1.2955 |
0.05349 |
132 |
104 |
17 |
11 |
744 |
Great! Now I'll have to bring you to the used car lot to have you inflated. |
1.2953 |
0.04809 |
149 |
115 |
24 |
10 |
745 |
You missed your collar. |
1.2950 |
0.04838 |
139 |
106 |
25 |
8 |
746 |
I know that you're always pressed for time but you took it to the extreme. |
1.2949 |
0.04287 |
156 |
116 |
34 |
6 |
747 |
Looks like he flat out lost it. |
1.2949 |
0.04287 |
156 |
116 |
34 |
6 |
748 |
That's not what the doctor meant when he said you needed more iron. |
1.2949 |
0.04189 |
156 |
115 |
36 |
5 |
749 |
Ah the iron-y |
1.2949 |
0.04657 |
156 |
120 |
26 |
10 |
750 |
Now that we’ve ironed out my issues… |
1.2949 |
0.04382 |
156 |
117 |
32 |
7 |
751 |
Always have to do everything yourself. |
1.2946 |
0.04721 |
129 |
96 |
28 |
5 |
752 |
Now all your other clothes won't fit. |
1.2946 |
0.04721 |
129 |
96 |
28 |
5 |
753 |
Is this weaponized incompetence? |
1.2946 |
0.04848 |
129 |
97 |
26 |
6 |
754 |
I still think taking diet pills is easier. |
1.2946 |
0.04591 |
129 |
95 |
30 |
4 |
755 |
I said not to use permanent press. |
1.2945 |
0.04778 |
146 |
112 |
25 |
9 |
756 |
Dammit, Stanley! |
1.2945 |
0.04600 |
163 |
126 |
26 |
11 |
757 |
No, I said I love you because you're so ironic |
1.2945 |
0.04681 |
163 |
127 |
24 |
12 |
758 |
All I said was “Let’s talk it over and iron things out.” |
1.2945 |
0.04346 |
163 |
123 |
32 |
8 |
759 |
I know we have things to iron out but you don’t have to be so dramatic about it. |
1.2945 |
0.04600 |
163 |
126 |
26 |
11 |
760 |
He did say he had a pressing problem. |
1.2945 |
0.04432 |
163 |
124 |
30 |
9 |
761 |
You never listen. I told you that suit was dry clean only ! |
1.2941 |
0.05231 |
136 |
107 |
18 |
11 |
762 |
I think you need the fluff cycle. |
1.2941 |
0.04338 |
153 |
114 |
33 |
6 |
763 |
Did you get the stain out first? |
1.2941 |
0.04307 |
170 |
129 |
32 |
9 |
764 |
Yeah... you should stick to dry cleaning. |
1.2941 |
0.05126 |
136 |
106 |
20 |
10 |
765 |
Your suit is very flat-tering |
1.2941 |
0.04436 |
153 |
115 |
31 |
7 |
766 |
Nice try. I’m still not ironing your shirts. |
1.2938 |
0.04114 |
177 |
133 |
36 |
8 |
767 |
First, it’s WASHboard abs. Second, it’s only metaphorical. |
1.2937 |
0.04945 |
143 |
111 |
22 |
10 |
768 |
When I said iron it yourself, I thought you knew how. |
1.2934 |
0.04188 |
167 |
125 |
35 |
7 |
769 |
Well, at least you got that all ironed out. |
1.2933 |
0.04492 |
150 |
113 |
30 |
7 |
770 |
I told you to take them off before you iron them. |
1.2931 |
0.04391 |
174 |
134 |
29 |
11 |
771 |
Flat Stanley gets ready for the day. |
1.2929 |
0.04914 |
140 |
108 |
23 |
9 |
772 |
Oh, you literally meant you were put through the wringer. |
1.2927 |
0.04861 |
123 |
92 |
26 |
5 |
773 |
You do look thinner. |
1.2924 |
0.04204 |
171 |
129 |
34 |
8 |
774 |
Don't forget to fold yourself. |
1.2923 |
0.04690 |
130 |
97 |
28 |
5 |
775 |
I can’t even fold a fitted sheet. |
1.2923 |
0.04938 |
130 |
99 |
24 |
7 |
776 |
The irony is painful. |
1.2922 |
0.04691 |
154 |
119 |
25 |
10 |
777 |
I'll say it again: That's not irony. |
1.2922 |
0.04506 |
154 |
117 |
29 |
8 |
778 |
I warned you about the voice-activation feature! |
1.2922 |
0.04691 |
154 |
119 |
25 |
10 |
779 |
Well,I'm glad we got that ironed out. |
1.2922 |
0.04600 |
154 |
118 |
27 |
9 |
780 |
Oh, I meant the triathlon. |
1.2922 |
0.04411 |
154 |
116 |
31 |
7 |
781 |
Tom I feel our relationship is flat. And I’m taking the cat |
1.2922 |
0.04411 |
154 |
116 |
31 |
7 |
782 |
I said our differences could be ironed out! |
1.2920 |
0.04535 |
137 |
102 |
30 |
5 |
783 |
Marvin, your obligations as president of the Flat Earth Society do not require this! |
1.2919 |
0.04284 |
161 |
121 |
33 |
7 |
784 |
Anti-wrinkle cream would be easier. |
1.2917 |
0.04609 |
144 |
109 |
28 |
7 |
785 |
I'm glad that we were able to iron out our differences. |
1.2917 |
0.04394 |
144 |
107 |
32 |
5 |
786 |
The guy in 12B told me you flatlined in the laundry room. |
1.2917 |
0.04609 |
144 |
109 |
28 |
7 |
787 |
You forgot the starch, didn't you. |
1.2913 |
0.05013 |
127 |
97 |
23 |
7 |
788 |
I checked your birth certificate and it says dry clean only. |
1.2913 |
0.05013 |
127 |
97 |
23 |
7 |
789 |
I'm hard pressed to understand what actually happened. |
1.2911 |
0.04605 |
158 |
122 |
26 |
10 |
790 |
Iron Man my eye. |
1.2911 |
0.04605 |
158 |
122 |
26 |
10 |
791 |
Fluffy, meet the press |
1.2910 |
0.05061 |
134 |
104 |
21 |
9 |
792 |
you cant iron out our problem that way. |
1.2908 |
0.04671 |
141 |
107 |
27 |
7 |
793 |
Self-flattery at its worst |
1.2908 |
0.04779 |
141 |
108 |
25 |
8 |
794 |
Use your words, Greg. |
1.2908 |
0.04779 |
141 |
108 |
25 |
8 |
795 |
There must be an easier way to slim down. |
1.2905 |
0.04623 |
148 |
113 |
27 |
8 |
796 |
It’s my birthday. Take the viagra. |
1.2905 |
0.04818 |
148 |
115 |
23 |
10 |
797 |
I told you never to use the Dali setting ! |
1.2905 |
0.04722 |
148 |
114 |
25 |
9 |
798 |
You have no sense of irony. |
1.2905 |
0.04818 |
148 |
115 |
23 |
10 |
799 |
Turns out, you are an empty suit! |
1.2903 |
0.04481 |
155 |
118 |
29 |
8 |
800 |
I don't think this is what the doctor meant when she said you needed to increase your iron. |
1.2903 |
0.04753 |
155 |
121 |
23 |
11 |
801 |
Oh, please! All I said is "Let's iron out our differences." Why all the melodrama? |
1.2903 |
0.04753 |
155 |
121 |
23 |
11 |
802 |
Jim, when I urged you to iron things out, I had talking and listening in mind ! |
1.2901 |
0.05024 |
131 |
101 |
22 |
8 |
803 |
Slip in under the door” is just an expression |
1.2901 |
0.04784 |
131 |
99 |
26 |
6 |
804 |
I see you were able to iron out all your problems. |
1.2899 |
0.04736 |
138 |
105 |
26 |
7 |
805 |
All I said was I have a pressing problem |
1.2899 |
0.04507 |
138 |
103 |
30 |
5 |
806 |
True--you do look hot and thin. |
1.2897 |
0.04476 |
145 |
109 |
30 |
6 |
807 |
the cat isn't the only one judging you right now. |
1.2897 |
0.04368 |
145 |
108 |
32 |
5 |
808 |
So sorry! I thought you were talking about your latest work project when you quipped that you just needed "to iron out a few wrinkles!" |
1.2893 |
0.05306 |
121 |
94 |
19 |
8 |
809 |
I suppose you want me to fold |
1.2891 |
0.04854 |
128 |
97 |
25 |
6 |
810 |
The crease in your pants should be in the middle. |
1.2891 |
0.04979 |
128 |
98 |
23 |
7 |
811 |
Next time just ignore your mother when she says you look fat. |
1.2889 |
0.04318 |
135 |
99 |
33 |
3 |
812 |
Don't worry, honey, it happens to lots of guys. |
1.2889 |
0.04687 |
135 |
102 |
27 |
6 |
813 |
That’s not what I meant when I told you to get it straight. |
1.2886 |
0.04497 |
149 |
113 |
29 |
7 |
814 |
Whatever suits you best. |
1.2886 |
0.04395 |
149 |
112 |
31 |
6 |
815 |
It usually works better if you take your clothes OFF first. |
1.2885 |
0.04068 |
156 |
115 |
37 |
4 |
816 |
You appear to have a literal view of irony. |
1.2885 |
0.04068 |
156 |
115 |
37 |
4 |
817 |
The doctor told me I had an iron deficiency. |
1.2882 |
0.04603 |
170 |
134 |
23 |
13 |
818 |
Honey, you are low on iron! |
1.2878 |
0.04706 |
139 |
106 |
26 |
7 |
819 |
So much better this time. But you still haven't learned to do the crease in the trousers. |
1.2878 |
0.05028 |
139 |
109 |
20 |
10 |
820 |
“This is not the way to iron out our differences?’ |
1.2878 |
0.04361 |
139 |
103 |
32 |
4 |
821 |
And you didn't even empty the pockets? |
1.2878 |
0.04816 |
139 |
107 |
24 |
8 |
822 |
When things are a little tough you fold too easily. |
1.2878 |
0.04706 |
139 |
106 |
26 |
7 |
823 |
I like the initiative,but next time take the clothes off first. |
1.2877 |
0.04450 |
146 |
110 |
30 |
6 |
824 |
I can loan you a cream to remove wrinkles |
1.2877 |
0.04342 |
146 |
109 |
32 |
5 |
825 |
I flat out say no! |
1.2876 |
0.04512 |
153 |
117 |
28 |
8 |
826 |
You still think starch will make me fat? |
1.2876 |
0.04216 |
153 |
114 |
34 |
5 |
827 |
Oh honey, you always go overboard. |
1.2876 |
0.04699 |
153 |
119 |
24 |
10 |
828 |
Okay, you missed under your eyes. |
1.2870 |
0.05206 |
115 |
88 |
21 |
6 |
829 |
I thought it was casual Friday. |
1.2870 |
0.05057 |
115 |
87 |
23 |
5 |
830 |
You need to lay on your side to pleat your pants. |
1.2869 |
0.04866 |
122 |
92 |
25 |
5 |
831 |
We have some pressing issues to discuss. |
1.2868 |
0.04946 |
129 |
99 |
23 |
7 |
832 |
I hope you didn't use Permanent Press. |
1.2868 |
0.04995 |
136 |
106 |
21 |
9 |
833 |
Sure, the wrinkles are gone. But what about the static cling? |
1.2868 |
0.04885 |
136 |
105 |
23 |
8 |
834 |
You’re supposed to take your clothes off before you iron them |
1.2868 |
0.04885 |
136 |
105 |
23 |
8 |
835 |
Yes, that suit definitely makes you look flat. |
1.2867 |
0.04507 |
143 |
108 |
29 |
6 |
836 |
Your forehead is wrinkled. |
1.2867 |
0.04507 |
143 |
108 |
29 |
6 |
837 |
You promised that you were low maintenance. |
1.2867 |
0.04283 |
143 |
106 |
33 |
4 |
838 |
I think I like you better as a stuffed shirt. |
1.2867 |
0.04720 |
143 |
110 |
25 |
8 |
839 |
Your mother is right, you need more starch in your diet! |
1.2867 |
0.04615 |
143 |
109 |
27 |
7 |
840 |
Well, I'm pressed for time. |
1.2867 |
0.04160 |
150 |
111 |
35 |
4 |
841 |
Did you set the temperature for permanent press ? |
1.2867 |
0.04471 |
150 |
114 |
29 |
7 |
842 |
You'll never be a writer, John; your attempts at irony are just flat. |
1.2867 |
0.04946 |
150 |
119 |
19 |
12 |
843 |
See? I told you we could iron out our differences. |
1.2866 |
0.03944 |
157 |
115 |
39 |
3 |
844 |
Well, isn't this ironic! |
1.2866 |
0.04523 |
157 |
121 |
27 |
9 |
845 |
I see you’ve ironed out your kinks! |
1.2857 |
0.04317 |
147 |
110 |
32 |
5 |
846 |
Don't worry, I'm empty inside. |
1.2857 |
0.04487 |
154 |
118 |
28 |
8 |
847 |
No, I won't do your right hand for you! |
1.2857 |
0.05356 |
119 |
93 |
18 |
8 |
848 |
Sorry, I meant to say, “Iron IT yourself”! |
1.2857 |
0.04574 |
175 |
139 |
22 |
14 |
849 |
Nice try, honey, but we're both still going to Susan's baby shower. |
1.2857 |
0.04630 |
147 |
113 |
26 |
8 |
850 |
I hope you didn’t use the permanent press setting. |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
851 |
Looks like you have a pressing problem. |
1.2857 |
0.04149 |
168 |
127 |
34 |
7 |
852 |
So, you've ironed out our differences? |
1.2857 |
0.04630 |
147 |
113 |
26 |
8 |
853 |
You and your pressing needs. |
1.2857 |
0.04487 |
154 |
118 |
28 |
8 |
854 |
This does not make up for you calling me flat chested. |
1.2857 |
0.04762 |
154 |
121 |
22 |
11 |
855 |
You were pressed for time I suppose? |
1.2857 |
0.04424 |
147 |
111 |
30 |
6 |
856 |
I said we need to iron out some things in our relationship. |
1.2848 |
0.04106 |
165 |
124 |
35 |
6 |
857 |
Did you iron out all your issues???? |
1.2848 |
0.04282 |
165 |
126 |
31 |
8 |
858 |
Babe, I think you’re eating too much starch. |
1.2848 |
0.04451 |
165 |
128 |
27 |
10 |
859 |
I didn't mean it literally! |
1.2848 |
0.04242 |
151 |
113 |
33 |
5 |
860 |
When I said you'd get thinner if you switched to steaming I was talking about vegetables. |
1.2848 |
0.04640 |
151 |
117 |
25 |
9 |
861 |
You’re pressing too much. It leaves you flat. |
1.2847 |
0.04258 |
144 |
107 |
33 |
4 |
862 |
It is called permanent press. You don't have to iron it. |
1.2847 |
0.04742 |
137 |
105 |
25 |
7 |
863 |
Well I see you've ironed out that little problem you've been working on. |
1.2847 |
0.04742 |
137 |
105 |
25 |
7 |
864 |
If you've finished ironing, then it's time to fold and put away." |
1.2847 |
0.04510 |
137 |
103 |
29 |
5 |
865 |
No, no, I wanted you to have WASHboard abs." |
1.2846 |
0.05149 |
130 |
102 |
19 |
9 |
866 |
Good job, Sweetie, but first, you're supposed to remove your clothes. |
1.2846 |
0.05356 |
123 |
97 |
17 |
9 |
867 |
So, how do you like being on the condo board? |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
868 |
Don't think this means I'm doing the folding. |
1.2840 |
0.04242 |
162 |
123 |
32 |
7 |
869 |
Have you considered the benefits of becoming a drip-dry kind of guy? |
1.2840 |
0.04419 |
162 |
125 |
28 |
9 |
870 |
You'll still look terrible on Zoom. |
1.2839 |
0.04366 |
155 |
118 |
30 |
7 |
871 |
Now I suppose you want me to call you Iron Man. |
1.2838 |
0.04701 |
148 |
115 |
24 |
9 |
872 |
Oh, that’s great, Ted. And the Fettermans will be here any minute. |
1.2838 |
0.04602 |
148 |
114 |
26 |
8 |
873 |
Do you prefer rolled or folded? |
1.2837 |
0.04756 |
141 |
109 |
24 |
8 |
874 |
Perfect! Goes with your flat affect. |
1.2837 |
0.04538 |
141 |
107 |
28 |
6 |
875 |
“OK, you can still fit into your wedding suit.” |
1.2837 |
0.04861 |
141 |
110 |
22 |
9 |
876 |
You're gonna crush that limbo contest tonight! |
1.2836 |
0.05255 |
134 |
107 |
16 |
11 |
877 |
Yes I can see your feeling flat...have you had a coffee? |
1.2835 |
0.05111 |
127 |
99 |
20 |
8 |
878 |
Would you prefer a wooden or a wire hanger? |
1.2832 |
0.05102 |
113 |
86 |
22 |
5 |
879 |
Let's iron things out" WAS just a figure of speech.. |
1.2829 |
0.04320 |
152 |
115 |
31 |
6 |
880 |
I guess my instructions weren’t specific enough. |
1.2829 |
0.04706 |
152 |
119 |
23 |
10 |
881 |
I think you're stretched too thin. |
1.2828 |
0.04453 |
145 |
110 |
29 |
6 |
882 |
He did tell me he had a pressing engagement. |
1.2826 |
0.04482 |
138 |
104 |
29 |
5 |
883 |
I guess you do have some pressing problems. |
1.2826 |
0.04598 |
138 |
105 |
27 |
6 |
884 |
She's still not going to forgive you for losing Flat Stanley. |
1.2826 |
0.04712 |
138 |
106 |
25 |
7 |
885 |
So, you were telling the truth when you said: "I don't know how to iron?" |
1.2824 |
0.05228 |
131 |
104 |
17 |
10 |
886 |
"Could you slip in behind the stove and find Frodo's ball?" |
1.2824 |
0.04880 |
131 |
101 |
23 |
7 |
887 |
The best part is I’ll only need to pay for carry-on. |
1.2823 |
0.04370 |
124 |
91 |
31 |
2 |
888 |
I guess you misheard when I said you can use a bit of self irony once in a while |
1.2823 |
0.04933 |
124 |
95 |
23 |
6 |
889 |
My therapist said I need to stop seeing you as so one dimensional |
1.2821 |
0.04147 |
156 |
117 |
34 |
5 |
890 |
You need vitamins with iron. |
1.2821 |
0.04832 |
117 |
88 |
25 |
4 |
891 |
Am I wearing you thin? |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
892 |
Sorry to see you are flat out. |
1.2821 |
0.04677 |
117 |
87 |
27 |
3 |
893 |
So this is what you mean by having pressing business to deal with. |
1.2819 |
0.04673 |
149 |
116 |
24 |
9 |
894 |
Ugh. How many times do I have to tell you to take the suit off first? |
1.2817 |
0.04727 |
142 |
110 |
24 |
8 |
895 |
That was the best best sales pitch I’ve ever seen but still, I really don’t need a new iron. |
1.2817 |
0.05034 |
142 |
113 |
18 |
11 |
896 |
I said go iron IT yourself! |
1.2817 |
0.04620 |
142 |
109 |
26 |
7 |
897 |
My eyes are up here. |
1.2817 |
0.04934 |
142 |
112 |
20 |
10 |
898 |
Next time try it without the steam. |
1.2815 |
0.04661 |
135 |
103 |
26 |
6 |
899 |
Honestly, Stanley! You’re flat enough. |
1.2815 |
0.05004 |
135 |
106 |
20 |
9 |
900 |
You're still using too much steam. |
1.2815 |
0.04778 |
135 |
104 |
24 |
7 |
901 |
Don't feel bad. Sheila's husband is still in rehab from static cling. |
1.2812 |
0.04827 |
128 |
98 |
24 |
6 |
902 |
It's wash and wear, Stanley. |
1.2810 |
0.04679 |
153 |
120 |
23 |
10 |
903 |
Now I have an iron clad reason to complain about your obsession with Salvador Dali” |
1.2810 |
0.04586 |
153 |
119 |
25 |
9 |
904 |
I think this Salvador Dali fixation has gone too far! |
1.2810 |
0.04947 |
153 |
123 |
17 |
13 |
905 |
Well, he did say he had some details to iron out... |
1.2810 |
0.05010 |
121 |
93 |
22 |
6 |
906 |
You told me you were on the board, but this is a whole different story.”
Lucy Hine (age 10), Leland, Michiga |
1.2810 |
0.05407 |
121 |
96 |
16 |
9 |
907 |
I've been under a lot of pressure lately. |
1.2810 |
0.04727 |
121 |
91 |
26 |
4 |
908 |
Didn’t I tell you not to get too close to the Pasta machine! |
1.2809 |
0.04434 |
178 |
141 |
24 |
13 |
909 |
I hope that’s not a permanent press. |
1.2808 |
0.04932 |
146 |
116 |
19 |
11 |
910 |
I actually didn't mind your wrinkles. |
1.2807 |
0.04746 |
114 |
85 |
26 |
3 |
911 |
Botox would have been a less painful approach for wrinkle removal. |
1.2806 |
0.04336 |
139 |
104 |
31 |
4 |
912 |
Taking the subway again? |
1.2806 |
0.05005 |
139 |
110 |
19 |
10 |
913 |
A little spray starch will fix you right up. |
1.2806 |
0.04682 |
139 |
107 |
25 |
7 |
914 |
Let’s hope it’s not permanent press. |
1.2805 |
0.04372 |
164 |
127 |
28 |
9 |
915 |
I'm afraid I don't like your Ironman persona as well. |
1.2805 |
0.04372 |
164 |
127 |
28 |
9 |
916 |
Jeeze! Hope it's not permanent press. |
1.2803 |
0.04965 |
132 |
103 |
21 |
8 |
917 |
This is exactly why I do the laundry. |
1.2803 |
0.04965 |
132 |
103 |
21 |
8 |
918 |
I could’ve thrown you under the bus but I thought no, hanging you out to dry is better. |
1.2803 |
0.04965 |
132 |
103 |
21 |
8 |
919 |
I am still steamed up, though I appreciate your full press surrender |
1.2803 |
0.04475 |
132 |
99 |
29 |
4 |
920 |
This is not what I expected when you told me you were goimg to be hard-pressed today. |
1.2803 |
0.04412 |
157 |
121 |
28 |
8 |
921 |
Salvador called---he wants his iron back. |
1.2800 |
0.04741 |
150 |
118 |
22 |
10 |
922 |
On the one hand, I'm thrilled to see you've taken some initiative. |
1.2800 |
0.04449 |
150 |
115 |
28 |
7 |
923 |
Normally you’d take the suit off first |
1.2800 |
0.04337 |
175 |
137 |
27 |
11 |
924 |
When I said you have some issues to iron out, this isn't what I had in mind. |
1.2800 |
0.04646 |
150 |
117 |
24 |
9 |
925 |
It won't matter. Once you get in the car, linen always wrinkles. |
1.2800 |
0.05279 |
125 |
99 |
17 |
9 |
926 |
Mind a suggestion? Next time, remove the suit. |
1.2800 |
0.04899 |
125 |
96 |
23 |
6 |
927 |
Ok. Now turn over and do the back. |
1.2800 |
0.05279 |
125 |
99 |
17 |
9 |
928 |
You're not using enough starch Harold. |
1.2800 |
0.04646 |
150 |
117 |
24 |
9 |
929 |
This is not what they mean by the Ironman competition. |
1.2797 |
0.04592 |
143 |
110 |
26 |
7 |
930 |
As usual you totally missed my point about ironing things out. |
1.2797 |
0.05002 |
143 |
114 |
18 |
11 |
931 |
It's gotta be plugged in first. |
1.2797 |
0.05195 |
143 |
116 |
14 |
13 |
932 |
Honestly dear, that suit makes you look flat. |
1.2797 |
0.04698 |
143 |
111 |
24 |
8 |
933 |
Oh, fuck! |
1.2797 |
0.05231 |
118 |
92 |
19 |
7 |
934 |
Honey, just get botox. |
1.2794 |
0.04631 |
136 |
104 |
26 |
6 |
935 |
OK Ironman, what now. |
1.2794 |
0.04512 |
136 |
103 |
28 |
5 |
936 |
Well I guess you struck while the iron was hot ! |
1.2793 |
0.05748 |
111 |
89 |
13 |
9 |
937 |
Anything to amuse the cat. |
1.2793 |
0.05604 |
111 |
88 |
15 |
8 |
938 |
Flat broke again or just depressed? |
1.2791 |
0.04399 |
129 |
96 |
30 |
3 |
939 |
As usual, Martin, I'm astonished by your lack of depth. |
1.2791 |
0.04666 |
129 |
98 |
26 |
5 |
940 |
Glad you ironed things out here. |
1.2791 |
0.04535 |
129 |
97 |
28 |
4 |
941 |
You need to use more starch with the ‘Dalí’ setting. |
1.2789 |
0.04608 |
147 |
114 |
25 |
8 |
942 |
Honey, I've told you before. You have to take your clothes off BEFORE you iron them. |
1.2788 |
0.04086 |
165 |
125 |
34 |
6 |
943 |
Stanley, I'm glad you got this ironed-out. |
1.2787 |
0.04694 |
122 |
92 |
26 |
4 |
944 |
Perhaps more starch? |
1.2787 |
0.05367 |
122 |
97 |
16 |
9 |
945 |
Frank, I think you ate the cat’s anxiety gummies. |
1.2787 |
0.05239 |
122 |
96 |
18 |
8 |
946 |
Well that adds a wrinkle to our marriage |
1.2786 |
0.04653 |
140 |
108 |
25 |
7 |
947 |
I'll let you slide this time |
1.2786 |
0.04427 |
140 |
106 |
29 |
5 |
948 |
You need a little more starch in your diet. |
1.2786 |
0.04309 |
140 |
105 |
31 |
4 |
949 |
When you said we had issues to iron out, this was not what I had in mind |
1.2786 |
0.04309 |
140 |
105 |
31 |
4 |
950 |
No, I'm not taking you to Hawaii in my luggage, Stanley. |
1.2786 |
0.04541 |
140 |
107 |
27 |
6 |
951 |
When I said I liked thin men, this isn’t what I had in mind. |
1.2786 |
0.04869 |
140 |
110 |
21 |
9 |
952 |
Now that’s what I call hard pressed. |
1.2786 |
0.04427 |
140 |
106 |
29 |
5 |
953 |
My back pain was getting awful and the chiropractor was booked out for a month |
1.2786 |
0.04427 |
140 |
106 |
29 |
5 |
954 |
You seem to have a pressing problem. |
1.2782 |
0.04815 |
133 |
103 |
23 |
7 |
955 |
Well, that's the last wrinkle he'll every complain about. |
1.2782 |
0.04573 |
133 |
101 |
27 |
5 |
956 |
You know it's easier if you take it off first? |
1.2782 |
0.04932 |
133 |
104 |
21 |
8 |
957 |
I'm still not doing it for you. |
1.2781 |
0.04322 |
151 |
115 |
30 |
6 |
958 |
This wasn't what I had in mind when I asked you to straighten yourself out |
1.2781 |
0.04806 |
151 |
120 |
20 |
11 |
959 |
Did you run out of steam? |
1.2781 |
0.04522 |
151 |
117 |
26 |
8 |
960 |
Ironing out the kinks I see |
1.2781 |
0.04219 |
151 |
114 |
32 |
5 |
961 |
you’re so dramatic, that iron isn’t even plugged in. |
1.2781 |
0.05160 |
151 |
124 |
12 |
15 |
962 |
I knew I shouldn't have thrown away the instruction manual |
1.2778 |
0.04994 |
126 |
98 |
21 |
7 |
963 |
Your boss called, but I told him you're flat out. |
1.2778 |
0.04733 |
126 |
96 |
25 |
5 |
964 |
I said you needed a jacket that flattered you, not flattened you. |
1.2778 |
0.04994 |
126 |
98 |
21 |
7 |
965 |
Forgot the starch again Bob? |
1.2778 |
0.04233 |
144 |
108 |
32 |
4 |
966 |
I guess this will make it a little easier having a closeted husband. |
1.2778 |
0.04865 |
126 |
97 |
23 |
6 |
967 |
That’s not how we iron out our differences! |
1.2778 |
0.04564 |
144 |
111 |
26 |
7 |
968 |
This is really the last time I'm going to show you how to do this |
1.2778 |
0.04669 |
144 |
112 |
24 |
8 |
969 |
This isn't what I meant by "we need to iron a few things out." |
1.2778 |
0.04733 |
126 |
96 |
25 |
5 |
970 |
Oh, so you're not THE Ironman |
1.2778 |
0.04669 |
144 |
112 |
24 |
8 |
971 |
So what’s your pressing issue? |
1.2778 |
0.04564 |
144 |
111 |
26 |
7 |
972 |
Another poorly translated care instructions tag? |
1.2774 |
0.04830 |
137 |
107 |
22 |
8 |
973 |
You're doing it wrong. |
1.2774 |
0.04940 |
137 |
108 |
20 |
9 |
974 |
You do have fewer wrinkles. |
1.2774 |
0.04363 |
137 |
103 |
30 |
4 |
975 |
Still trying to iron out your issues I see |
1.2774 |
0.04717 |
137 |
106 |
24 |
7 |
976 |
Johnny's superhero is Iron Man, not...this.
How 'bout I throw you in the fluff cycle for a few spins, you can try again tomorrow? |
1.2770 |
0.04872 |
148 |
118 |
19 |
11 |
977 |
I think you are supposed to take the clothes off before ironing them |
1.2770 |
0.04375 |
148 |
113 |
29 |
6 |
978 |
Well I guess I did tell you to 'Iron yourself' |
1.2769 |
0.04635 |
130 |
99 |
26 |
5 |
979 |
I think I got all the kinks out. |
1.2769 |
0.04635 |
130 |
99 |
26 |
5 |
980 |
Anything pressing before I leave? |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
981 |
Honey, you're suppose to take the clothes off before you iron them.
But on a positive note, you do look much slimmer. |
1.2767 |
0.04080 |
159 |
120 |
34 |
5 |
982 |
I trust you have it all ironed out? |
1.2767 |
0.04453 |
159 |
124 |
26 |
9 |
983 |
Were you hanging out with those 'flat earthers' again? |
1.2766 |
0.04400 |
141 |
107 |
29 |
5 |
984 |
This is definitely not what the doctor meant when she said you needed more iron |
1.2766 |
0.04624 |
141 |
109 |
25 |
7 |
985 |
Remember what we talked about after I pulled you out of the dryer? |
1.2766 |
0.04838 |
141 |
111 |
21 |
9 |
986 |
That's not how you do hot yoga, honey. |
1.2766 |
0.04624 |
141 |
109 |
25 |
7 |
987 |
The steam setting really works! |
1.2766 |
0.04400 |
141 |
107 |
29 |
5 |
988 |
Still better than what I caught you doing last week. |
1.2764 |
0.04939 |
123 |
95 |
22 |
6 |
989 |
Forget it, Frank, you're still not gonna fit in my carry-on." |
1.2764 |
0.05328 |
123 |
98 |
16 |
9 |
990 |
Honey,you missed your face. |
1.2761 |
0.05013 |
134 |
106 |
19 |
9 |
991 |
Next time try taking your suit off first. |
1.2761 |
0.04418 |
134 |
101 |
29 |
4 |
992 |
Honey, I said you shouldn't flatter yourself, not flatten yourself. |
1.2761 |
0.04784 |
134 |
104 |
23 |
7 |
993 |
You are supposed to take it off before you iron it! |
1.2761 |
0.04289 |
134 |
100 |
31 |
3 |
994 |
OK you’re pressed !
But what are you gonna do about the cat hair ? |
1.2761 |
0.04376 |
163 |
127 |
27 |
9 |
995 |
Again? I’ll put you in the dryer,
you should shrink right up. |
1.2759 |
0.04987 |
116 |
89 |
22 |
5 |
996 |
Ok, I give--you can wear permanent press. |
1.2759 |
0.04208 |
145 |
109 |
32 |
4 |
997 |
You just have to take things easy. You can't go flat out all the time. |
1.2759 |
0.04987 |
116 |
89 |
22 |
5 |
998 |
That usually fixes his back. |
1.2756 |
0.04125 |
156 |
118 |
33 |
5 |
999 |
The real Iron Man didnt complain about a little housework. |
1.2756 |
0.04700 |
127 |
97 |
25 |
5 |
1000 |
I think I know why you're always feeling pressed for time. |
1.2756 |
0.04566 |
127 |
96 |
27 |
4 |
1001 |
No, what I said was you need to learn to express yourself. |
1.2756 |
0.04700 |
127 |
97 |
25 |
5 |
1002 |
The ONE time he offered to help |
1.2756 |
0.04832 |
127 |
98 |
23 |
6 |
1003 |
Not enough starch Ironman. |
1.2756 |
0.05324 |
127 |
102 |
15 |
10 |
1004 |
When I said things would iron themselves out, this is not what I meant. |
1.2754 |
0.04212 |
138 |
103 |
32 |
3 |
1005 |
Tough day at the office, dear? |
1.2752 |
0.04855 |
109 |
82 |
24 |
3 |
1006 |
I told you to use the steamer! |
1.2750 |
0.04728 |
120 |
91 |
25 |
4 |
1007 |
Who taught you to iron your own clothes? |
1.2749 |
0.04313 |
171 |
134 |
27 |
10 |
1008 |
You call this training for the ironman? |
1.2748 |
0.04730 |
131 |
101 |
24 |
6 |
1009 |
My advice - less self-loathing and more starch. |
1.2748 |
0.04853 |
131 |
102 |
22 |
7 |
1010 |
Goodness, whatever happened to my well-rounded guy? |
1.2748 |
0.04853 |
131 |
102 |
22 |
7 |
1011 |
You don't get the irony here? |
1.2748 |
0.04972 |
131 |
103 |
20 |
8 |
1012 |
Wow! Not only did our new AI iron leave you wrinkle-free, it also called 911! |
1.2746 |
0.04911 |
142 |
113 |
19 |
10 |
1013 |
I don't think the doctor meant THAT kind of iron deficiency, dear... |
1.2746 |
0.04703 |
142 |
111 |
23 |
8 |
1014 |
I think you're being too ironic. |
1.2746 |
0.04703 |
142 |
111 |
23 |
8 |
1015 |
We get it dear. No one expects you to take over my fathers laundry business. |
1.2746 |
0.04257 |
142 |
107 |
31 |
4 |
1016 |
You need to let off some steam. |
1.2746 |
0.04596 |
142 |
110 |
25 |
7 |
1017 |
This is not what I meant when I said you have to get yourself straightened out. |
1.2745 |
0.04470 |
153 |
119 |
26 |
8 |
1018 |
Worst. Foreplay. Idea. Ever. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
1019 |
I thought you said you were pressed for time. |
1.2742 |
0.04485 |
124 |
93 |
28 |
3 |
1020 |
I don't think this is what the kids meant when they said they wanted Iron Man for the party. |
1.2742 |
0.04629 |
124 |
94 |
26 |
4 |
1021 |
I said i wish you were like iron man, not ironed man. |
1.2742 |
0.05036 |
124 |
97 |
20 |
7 |
1022 |
Babe, all I said was irony isn't your strong suit |
1.2742 |
0.05164 |
124 |
98 |
18 |
8 |
1023 |
Did you get your issues ironed out? |
1.2742 |
0.04629 |
124 |
94 |
26 |
4 |
1024 |
With all due respect, dear… you might be misunderstanding the doctor’s suggestion you get more iron. |
1.2742 |
0.05036 |
124 |
97 |
20 |
7 |
1025 |
You're a victim of your own press |
1.2742 |
0.04904 |
124 |
96 |
22 |
6 |
1026 |
Is this what you meant when you said we could iron things out? |
1.2741 |
0.04635 |
135 |
104 |
25 |
6 |
1027 |
Ironic not iron it |
1.2741 |
0.04753 |
135 |
105 |
23 |
7 |
1028 |
thanks, now I think our issues are pretty much ironed out. |
1.2741 |
0.04635 |
135 |
104 |
25 |
6 |
1029 |
Face it, this argument is almost over, I can always tell when you're getting ready to fold. |
1.2741 |
0.04753 |
135 |
105 |
23 |
7 |
1030 |
You have to find a better way to iron things out between us. |
1.2741 |
0.04753 |
135 |
105 |
23 |
7 |
1031 |
You're going to need a bigger board. |
1.2735 |
0.05239 |
117 |
92 |
18 |
7 |
1032 |
Your act is wearing thin. |
1.2735 |
0.04949 |
117 |
90 |
22 |
5 |
1033 |
But I told you,it was wrinkle-free! |
1.2735 |
0.04798 |
117 |
89 |
24 |
4 |
1034 |
Haven’t you taken my desire for more steam in our relationship a bit too far? |
1.2734 |
0.04925 |
128 |
100 |
21 |
7 |
1035 |
No, it doesn't make you look hot at all. |
1.2734 |
0.04668 |
128 |
98 |
25 |
5 |
1036 |
What are you doing?? You know you are dry clean only. |
1.2734 |
0.04798 |
128 |
99 |
23 |
6 |
1037 |
i just ran out of steam |
1.2734 |
0.04925 |
128 |
100 |
21 |
7 |
1038 |
You forgot it’s casual Friday, didn’t you? |
1.2734 |
0.05048 |
128 |
101 |
19 |
8 |
1039 |
I did say to straighten yourself out, but this is going too far. |
1.2734 |
0.04925 |
128 |
100 |
21 |
7 |
1040 |
This is not what I meant by ironing out a few wrinkles in our marriage. |
1.2733 |
0.04324 |
150 |
115 |
29 |
6 |
1041 |
My bad. Take it off first. |
1.2733 |
0.04720 |
150 |
119 |
21 |
10 |
1042 |
You got the wrinkles out but your hair is still a mess ! |
1.2727 |
0.04446 |
132 |
100 |
28 |
4 |
1043 |
Heading out for a walk. Don’t forget to do your head. |
1.2727 |
0.05466 |
110 |
87 |
16 |
7 |
1044 |
The label clearly says not to iron your clothes while you are wearing them. |
1.2727 |
0.04987 |
110 |
84 |
22 |
4 |
1045 |
Laundry Day: Men just can not take the heat or the pressure. |
1.2727 |
0.04114 |
143 |
107 |
33 |
3 |
1046 |
Stanley, next time just use the "Wrinkle Free" setting. |
1.2727 |
0.04568 |
143 |
111 |
25 |
7 |
1047 |
And now the saw... |
1.2727 |
0.05116 |
121 |
95 |
19 |
7 |
1048 |
That's not what I meant when I said you can go iron yourself. |
1.2727 |
0.04821 |
132 |
103 |
22 |
7 |
1049 |
I’ve had it with you. First, you complain about your wrinkles. Now you’re saying you feel depleted? |
1.2727 |
0.05249 |
121 |
96 |
17 |
8 |
1050 |
You’re not supposed to use it on your shoes. |
1.2727 |
0.05311 |
110 |
86 |
18 |
6 |
1051 |
Shall I call your office and tell them that you're flat on your back? |
1.2727 |
0.04821 |
132 |
103 |
22 |
7 |
1052 |
Ironic, don’t you think? |
1.2727 |
0.04980 |
143 |
115 |
17 |
11 |
1053 |
Just give it to me |
1.2727 |
0.04249 |
154 |
118 |
30 |
6 |
1054 |
If I press him right when he gets home, it saves me so much time in the morning. |
1.2727 |
0.04821 |
132 |
103 |
22 |
7 |
1055 |
So let me get this straight… |
1.2722 |
0.04367 |
158 |
123 |
27 |
8 |
1056 |
Look! You can be impressed, depressed, or oppressed but just plain pressed isn’t an option. |
1.2721 |
0.04836 |
136 |
107 |
21 |
8 |
1057 |
That doesn't look self-inflicted, does it? |
1.2720 |
0.05000 |
125 |
98 |
20 |
7 |
1058 |
I can see you’re trying, but we still have some things to iron out in our relationship. |
1.2720 |
0.04869 |
125 |
97 |
22 |
6 |
1059 |
do you intend to go in the carry on or the garment bag? |
1.2714 |
0.04401 |
140 |
107 |
28 |
5 |
1060 |
Not on your self,by yourself! |
1.2714 |
0.04628 |
140 |
109 |
24 |
7 |
1061 |
No, you do NOT look any younger! |
1.2713 |
0.04505 |
129 |
98 |
27 |
4 |
1062 |
I think there are better ways to lose weight. |
1.2713 |
0.04891 |
129 |
101 |
21 |
7 |
1063 |
You know, your mother always told me you'd need starch. |
1.2713 |
0.04891 |
129 |
101 |
21 |
7 |
1064 |
You seem depressed. |
1.2713 |
0.04891 |
129 |
101 |
21 |
7 |
1065 |
The score did say B flat. |
1.2713 |
0.04891 |
129 |
101 |
21 |
7 |
1066 |
Hello, Iron Man. |
1.2713 |
0.04766 |
129 |
100 |
23 |
6 |
1067 |
That’s flattering. |
1.2712 |
0.04763 |
118 |
90 |
24 |
4 |
1068 |
You were pressed for time? |
1.2712 |
0.05058 |
118 |
92 |
20 |
6 |
1069 |
Honey, just do the Botox. |
1.2712 |
0.05337 |
118 |
94 |
16 |
8 |
1070 |
I get it honey, but even if you do fit under the seat, I still don’t think the airline’s going to count you as hand luggage! |
1.2712 |
0.05199 |
118 |
93 |
18 |
7 |
1071 |
I don’t think this is how you launder money. |
1.2710 |
0.05566 |
107 |
85 |
15 |
7 |
1072 |
That's still not a washboard stomach. |
1.2708 |
0.04645 |
144 |
113 |
23 |
8 |
1073 |
If only you'd put this much effort in the bedroom... |
1.2708 |
0.04540 |
144 |
112 |
25 |
7 |
1074 |
He's a founding member of the Flat Iron Society. |
1.2707 |
0.04544 |
133 |
102 |
26 |
5 |
1075 |
When I said ‘iron yourself’, that’s not what I meant! |
1.2707 |
0.04417 |
133 |
101 |
28 |
4 |
1076 |
It's easer if you take the suit off first |
1.2705 |
0.04514 |
122 |
92 |
27 |
3 |
1077 |
Do mind if I put some starch below the belt? |
1.2704 |
0.04779 |
159 |
129 |
17 |
13 |
1078 |
Alright, fine… we can start using the dry cleaners again. |
1.2704 |
0.04342 |
159 |
124 |
27 |
8 |
1079 |
You know, if the train's too crowded, you can always just wait for the next one. |
1.2703 |
0.04558 |
148 |
116 |
24 |
8 |
1080 |
That suit is Permanent Press. You could have just put yourself in the dryer |
1.2703 |
0.04351 |
148 |
114 |
28 |
6 |
1081 |
Boots feels you’ve used too much starch. |
1.2703 |
0.04351 |
148 |
114 |
28 |
6 |
1082 |
You got your wrinkles out, but you don't look any younger. |
1.2703 |
0.04456 |
148 |
115 |
26 |
7 |
1083 |
I said "We would iron things out" not you. |
1.2701 |
0.04691 |
137 |
107 |
23 |
7 |
1084 |
That puts a wrinkle in our plans |
1.2701 |
0.04457 |
137 |
105 |
27 |
5 |
1085 |
That's just flat out ridiculous. |
1.2698 |
0.04565 |
126 |
96 |
26 |
4 |
1086 |
You could try pharmaceuticals |
1.2698 |
0.04702 |
126 |
97 |
24 |
5 |
1087 |
Todd, when I said your suit needed ironing I assumed you knew to take it off first. |
1.2698 |
0.04835 |
126 |
98 |
22 |
6 |
1088 |
Do you need me to roll you up and deliver to work? |
1.2698 |
0.04965 |
126 |
99 |
20 |
7 |
1089 |
How many times must I tell you …
that tie doesn’t go with that suit! |
1.2696 |
0.04674 |
115 |
87 |
25 |
3 |
1090 |
You could use a little more starch in your pants, if you know what I mean. |
1.2695 |
0.04815 |
141 |
112 |
20 |
9 |
1091 |
Stanley, flattering will get you nowhere. |
1.2695 |
0.04599 |
141 |
110 |
24 |
7 |
1092 |
Well, I wiped off my prints and put the iron in his hand. Do you think the cops will believe it was a suicide? |
1.2695 |
0.04708 |
141 |
111 |
22 |
8 |
1093 |
You're impressive and I'm impressed, but you're also late for work. |
1.2695 |
0.04488 |
141 |
109 |
26 |
6 |
1094 |
OK, turn over and I'll do the other side... |
1.2695 |
0.04919 |
141 |
113 |
18 |
10 |
1095 |
Honey, that's not how you get to be Iron Man. |
1.2692 |
0.04756 |
156 |
126 |
18 |
12 |
1096 |
Homework really isn´t your cup of tea |
1.2692 |
0.04606 |
130 |
100 |
25 |
5 |
1097 |
The kinks are all ironed out |
1.2692 |
0.04339 |
130 |
98 |
29 |
3 |
1098 |
I’m training for an ironed man. |
1.2690 |
0.04720 |
145 |
115 |
21 |
9 |
1099 |
But Marvel already has an Iron Man. |
1.2690 |
0.04295 |
145 |
111 |
29 |
5 |
1100 |
What part of no iron don't you understand? |
1.2690 |
0.04617 |
145 |
114 |
23 |
8 |
1101 |
I told you not to leave the steam setting on. |
1.2689 |
0.04575 |
119 |
90 |
26 |
3 |
1102 |
You forgot the starch again? |
1.2689 |
0.05429 |
119 |
96 |
14 |
9 |
1103 |
Everything is a pressing matter with you! |
1.2689 |
0.04575 |
119 |
90 |
26 |
3 |
1104 |
Sadly, this can happen when single guys read Salvador Dali’s book “How I Press My Clothes.” |
1.2689 |
0.05559 |
119 |
97 |
12 |
10 |
1105 |
For the millionth time, don’t flatter yourself. |
1.2689 |
0.04877 |
119 |
92 |
22 |
5 |
1106 |
„I told you I love you creases and all.“ |
1.2689 |
0.04575 |
119 |
90 |
26 |
3 |
1107 |
This doesn't take away the fact that there's still a ketchup stain on your pants. |
1.2689 |
0.05021 |
119 |
93 |
20 |
6 |
1108 |
Okay, smart ass. Do you understand "dry clean only" now |
1.2688 |
0.04318 |
160 |
125 |
27 |
8 |
1109 |
You look great. Now go over there and show 'em some backbone. |
1.2687 |
0.04259 |
134 |
101 |
30 |
3 |
1110 |
Pleating will get you nowhere. |
1.2687 |
0.04637 |
134 |
104 |
24 |
6 |
1111 |
You didn't use "Permanent Press" did you? |
1.2687 |
0.04873 |
134 |
106 |
20 |
8 |
1112 |
This is very depressing. |
1.2685 |
0.05197 |
108 |
84 |
19 |
5 |
1113 |
Oh Stanley, you should have had the setting on polyester. |
1.2685 |
0.05520 |
108 |
86 |
15 |
7 |
1114 |
Want me to go get the basketball pump? |
1.2685 |
0.05197 |
108 |
84 |
19 |
5 |
1115 |
Looks like you're finally in shape for the Iron Man |
1.2683 |
0.04770 |
123 |
95 |
23 |
5 |
1116 |
Glad I got that straighten out” |
1.2683 |
0.04331 |
123 |
92 |
29 |
2 |
1117 |
George, you're 45 - the wrinkles aren't coming out. |
1.2683 |
0.04174 |
123 |
91 |
31 |
1 |
1118 |
Pressed for success, are we? |
1.2681 |
0.04883 |
138 |
110 |
19 |
9 |
1119 |
No, that’s not the definition of irony. |
1.2681 |
0.04546 |
138 |
107 |
25 |
6 |
1120 |
You know, most people iron their clothes when they're off their body. |
1.2681 |
0.04546 |
138 |
107 |
25 |
6 |
1121 |
A little less steam next time. |
1.2681 |
0.04429 |
138 |
106 |
27 |
5 |
1122 |
Honestly, Michael. There are ways to contest the divorce other than claiming that I’ “left you flat”! |
1.2679 |
0.05227 |
112 |
88 |
18 |
6 |
1123 |
C’mon, wrinkles are a given in middle age |
1.2677 |
0.04930 |
127 |
100 |
20 |
7 |
1124 |
Try all you want but you’re still not Iron Man |
1.2677 |
0.04802 |
127 |
99 |
22 |
6 |
1125 |
Botox would have been easier. |
1.2676 |
0.04784 |
142 |
113 |
20 |
9 |
1126 |
It's not okay just to lie there and say that you're 'doing chores.' |
1.2676 |
0.04460 |
142 |
110 |
26 |
6 |
1127 |
Frank, could you move? I’ve got chores to do. |
1.2676 |
0.04460 |
142 |
110 |
26 |
6 |
1128 |
Well, the clothes don't actually make the man after all. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1129 |
Let me tell you once & for all I never want to see you near the laundry again! |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
1130 |
I still want a divorce. |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
1131 |
This is not what it looks like |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
1132 |
We can’t seem to iron things out. |
1.2672 |
0.04445 |
131 |
100 |
27 |
4 |
1133 |
Next time more starch. |
1.2672 |
0.04825 |
131 |
103 |
21 |
7 |
1134 |
1st time? Do I have to teach you everything? |
1.2672 |
0.04702 |
131 |
102 |
23 |
6 |
1135 |
The irony...I married you for the money, and now you're a hot guy who's flat broke." |
1.2672 |
0.04575 |
131 |
101 |
25 |
5 |
1136 |
this is not what I meant when I said I want to get steamy. |
1.2672 |
0.04575 |
131 |
101 |
25 |
5 |
1137 |
This is not the way to get thin, Greg. You need at least, a little, starch! |
1.2672 |
0.04575 |
131 |
101 |
25 |
5 |
1138 |
If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times...less steam; more starch! |
1.2667 |
0.05112 |
105 |
81 |
20 |
4 |
1139 |
It's one thing to iron out our differences but you're making a flat out fool of yourself. |
1.2667 |
0.04984 |
120 |
94 |
20 |
6 |
1140 |
‘Press and Wear’ does not mean at the same time... |
1.2667 |
0.04607 |
135 |
105 |
24 |
6 |
1141 |
Ted where’s the hamster? |
1.2667 |
0.05257 |
120 |
96 |
16 |
8 |
1142 |
It’s not exactly what I had in mind when I said you’ve got to learn to pack better. |
1.2667 |
0.04929 |
105 |
80 |
22 |
3 |
1143 |
You know, there is a filter on zoom for that. |
1.2667 |
0.05784 |
105 |
85 |
12 |
8 |
1144 |
The lengths some people will go to just to win the limbo contest. |
1.2667 |
0.04984 |
120 |
94 |
20 |
6 |
1145 |
I still can't fit you into my life |
1.2667 |
0.04543 |
120 |
91 |
26 |
3 |
1146 |
You left a lot of wrinkles on your face. |
1.2667 |
0.04954 |
135 |
108 |
18 |
9 |
1147 |
You're almost there. Keep pressing on. |
1.2667 |
0.04694 |
120 |
92 |
24 |
4 |
1148 |
Came as soon as I could--you said it was a pressing matter. |
1.2667 |
0.04195 |
150 |
115 |
30 |
5 |
1149 |
Congratulations! You've just saved us 10 bucks on dry cleaning. |
1.2667 |
0.04726 |
135 |
106 |
22 |
7 |
1150 |
You're gonna need a bigger board... |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
135 |
107 |
20 |
8 |
1151 |
I don't think this is what Marvel intended for the next Ironman |
1.2667 |
0.04726 |
135 |
106 |
22 |
7 |
1152 |
Repressed, depressed, and pressed: you're ready for your first day back at the office, hon! |
1.2662 |
0.04518 |
139 |
108 |
25 |
6 |
1153 |
How many minutes was this supposed to save you again? |
1.2661 |
0.04301 |
124 |
93 |
29 |
2 |
1154 |
Not a bad job, but there's just one more wrinkle |
1.2661 |
0.04737 |
124 |
96 |
23 |
5 |
1155 |
Air Fluff, Air Fluff, Air Fluff |
1.2661 |
0.04596 |
124 |
95 |
25 |
4 |
1156 |
But Harvey dear, you've always been wash and wear. |
1.2661 |
0.04596 |
124 |
95 |
25 |
4 |
1157 |
Why you insist on ironing yourself I'll never know. |
1.2661 |
0.04873 |
124 |
97 |
21 |
6 |
1158 |
We have more pressing issues. |
1.2661 |
0.04451 |
124 |
94 |
27 |
3 |
1159 |
I told you we could always iron things out together. Now this? |
1.2661 |
0.04988 |
109 |
84 |
21 |
4 |
1160 |
You're taking 'pressed for time' a bit too literally, don't ya think? |
1.2661 |
0.05317 |
109 |
86 |
17 |
6 |
1161 |
I wish you weren't so spineless. |
1.2661 |
0.05317 |
109 |
86 |
17 |
6 |
1162 |
I’m sorry you misunderstood. I said irony and auto correct changed it. |
1.2656 |
0.04638 |
128 |
99 |
24 |
5 |
1163 |
He has no sense of irony. |
1.2656 |
0.05020 |
128 |
102 |
18 |
8 |
1164 |
I’mpressed?? |
1.2656 |
0.04503 |
128 |
98 |
26 |
4 |
1165 |
that doesn’t count as exercise |
1.2656 |
0.04896 |
128 |
101 |
20 |
7 |
1166 |
Wha'd I tell ya, Morris? NOT THE SHOES! |
1.2655 |
0.05031 |
113 |
88 |
20 |
5 |
1167 |
It was the easiest way I found to do this |
1.2655 |
0.04707 |
113 |
86 |
24 |
3 |
1168 |
I said WE should iron things out, Jeff |
1.2653 |
0.04662 |
147 |
117 |
21 |
9 |
1169 |
Hang drying works too! |
1.2652 |
0.04793 |
132 |
104 |
21 |
7 |
1170 |
You've heard about the layoffs, Marge... boss said I have to iron out the kinks if he’s going to keep me around. |
1.2652 |
0.04416 |
132 |
101 |
27 |
4 |
1171 |
Iron Man? Press Man? Hubert, you’re not a super hero. You’re an accountant! |
1.2652 |
0.04416 |
132 |
101 |
27 |
4 |
1172 |
Ok, you made your point. So you don’t do domestic. |
1.2650 |
0.04915 |
117 |
91 |
21 |
5 |
1173 |
And this is why I only buy permanent press. |
1.2650 |
0.04763 |
117 |
90 |
23 |
4 |
1174 |
Lets iron out our differences |
1.2649 |
0.04171 |
151 |
116 |
30 |
5 |
1175 |
Frankly I’ve about had it with your pressing issues! |
1.2647 |
0.04577 |
136 |
106 |
24 |
6 |
1176 |
Good! Now we fold you, put you in my carry-on, and you won't have to pay for a seat. |
1.2647 |
0.04333 |
136 |
104 |
28 |
4 |
1177 |
When he mentioned a pressing engagement, I had no idea he meant this. |
1.2647 |
0.04810 |
136 |
108 |
20 |
8 |
1178 |
You look rundown.You may need more iron? |
1.2647 |
0.04577 |
136 |
106 |
24 |
6 |
1179 |
I really appreciate that we try to fulfill each other’s sexual fantasies but that’s not what I meant with “ Iron Man”. |
1.2647 |
0.04577 |
136 |
106 |
24 |
6 |
1180 |
This isn’t what I meant when I said we needed to smooth a few things over |
1.2647 |
0.04695 |
136 |
107 |
22 |
7 |
1181 |
No, you don’t look any taller. |
1.2645 |
0.04397 |
155 |
122 |
25 |
8 |
1182 |
Let’s review our division of labor. |
1.2645 |
0.04660 |
121 |
93 |
24 |
4 |
1183 |
This is not what I meant by hang...out |
1.2645 |
0.04806 |
121 |
94 |
22 |
5 |
1184 |
That's not what the label means by "self-ironing" |
1.2645 |
0.04355 |
121 |
91 |
28 |
2 |
1185 |
I see you've completed the 'Iron Man' competition! |
1.2643 |
0.04821 |
140 |
112 |
19 |
9 |
1186 |
I told you, the dryer does not like being rebooted. |
1.2642 |
0.04702 |
106 |
80 |
24 |
2 |
1187 |
You are so lost. No one irons their shoes. |
1.2642 |
0.05069 |
106 |
82 |
20 |
4 |
1188 |
You could have just called me. |
1.2642 |
0.05889 |
106 |
87 |
10 |
9 |
1189 |
You're right, it's faster. But... |
1.2642 |
0.05069 |
106 |
82 |
20 |
4 |
1190 |
I know it can be hard to iron things out, but press on anyway. |
1.2640 |
0.04970 |
125 |
99 |
19 |
7 |
1191 |
You missed your head. |
1.2636 |
0.05430 |
110 |
88 |
15 |
7 |
1192 |
But I clearly said to wear something more flattering |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1193 |
This isn't what the doctor meant when they said you needed more iron. |
1.2636 |
0.04736 |
129 |
101 |
22 |
6 |
1194 |
Darling, I don't think that's what iron deficiency means. |
1.2636 |
0.04985 |
129 |
103 |
18 |
8 |
1195 |
I fail to see the irony here. |
1.2636 |
0.04336 |
129 |
98 |
28 |
3 |
1196 |
It’s not such an easy job now is it? |
1.2636 |
0.04985 |
129 |
103 |
18 |
8 |
1197 |
Want me to do your face again? |
1.2636 |
0.05105 |
129 |
104 |
16 |
9 |
1198 |
Sal? Hello, Dali? |
1.2636 |
0.04985 |
129 |
103 |
18 |
8 |
1199 |
You're really taking this 'weaponized incompetence' thing too far. |
1.2636 |
0.04862 |
129 |
102 |
20 |
7 |
1200 |
Grow a spine, Bill. Grow a spine. |
1.2636 |
0.04985 |
129 |
103 |
18 |
8 |
1201 |
I really think Botox would have been better. |
1.2632 |
0.04251 |
152 |
118 |
28 |
6 |
1202 |
Not a bad husband, really. I just had to iron out a few wrinkles. |
1.2632 |
0.04548 |
152 |
121 |
22 |
9 |
1203 |
Yes, I'm steamed. How can we iron out our disagreements if even the smallest fight takes the starch out of you? |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
1204 |
Although Fred felt that he'd been put through the wringer, he was determined to iron out his difficulties with Marge. |
1.2632 |
0.04879 |
133 |
106 |
19 |
8 |
1205 |
This isn't what we meant when we said you had to straighten out. |
1.2632 |
0.04251 |
152 |
118 |
28 |
6 |
1206 |
Well? Did it feel ‘just like a sauna’ after all? |
1.2632 |
0.04992 |
114 |
89 |
20 |
5 |
1207 |
Where on the tag did it say to wash and wear then iron! |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
1208 |
When I said, 'iron out the details', I didn't mean this. |
1.2628 |
0.04778 |
137 |
109 |
20 |
8 |
1209 |
We can iron out our differences. Roll over and let me get your back. |
1.2628 |
0.04665 |
137 |
108 |
22 |
7 |
1210 |
I know you think anti-wrinkle creams are "for women", but this just isn't a sustainable alternative |
1.2628 |
0.04665 |
137 |
108 |
22 |
7 |
1211 |
What’s this pressing issue you texted about? |
1.2628 |
0.04889 |
137 |
110 |
18 |
9 |
1212 |
That's not what I meant when I said we could iron things out. |
1.2627 |
0.05025 |
118 |
93 |
19 |
6 |
1213 |
You have to take your clothes off first to iron them. |
1.2627 |
0.04572 |
118 |
90 |
25 |
3 |
1214 |
I'll fold you, but won't fluff you. |
1.2627 |
0.04878 |
118 |
92 |
21 |
5 |
1215 |
I told you that we needed a longer ironing board. |
1.2627 |
0.05025 |
118 |
93 |
19 |
6 |
1216 |
Bob, you’re flat out annoying. |
1.2627 |
0.04572 |
118 |
90 |
25 |
3 |
1217 |
Finally got those wrinkles out? |
1.2624 |
0.04346 |
141 |
109 |
27 |
5 |
1218 |
Pressing business? |
1.2624 |
0.04346 |
141 |
109 |
27 |
5 |
1219 |
Actually it was more entertaining when you sawed yourself in half. |
1.2624 |
0.04461 |
141 |
110 |
25 |
6 |
1220 |
Don’t you think this is so much better than a massage. |
1.2623 |
0.05180 |
122 |
98 |
16 |
8 |
1221 |
Well, you seem to have successfully ironed out the kinks. |
1.2623 |
0.04911 |
122 |
96 |
20 |
6 |
1222 |
This isn't what I envisioned when we agreed to iron out our issues. |
1.2623 |
0.05047 |
122 |
97 |
18 |
7 |
1223 |
This is a very thin excuse for last night’s performance, buster. |
1.2623 |
0.04478 |
122 |
93 |
26 |
3 |
1224 |
Honey, we just talked about weaponized incompetence. |
1.2621 |
0.05682 |
103 |
83 |
13 |
7 |
1225 |
Stanley, that suit is dry clean only! |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1226 |
See what happens when you don’t use starch? |
1.2621 |
0.04772 |
103 |
78 |
23 |
2 |
1227 |
And have you taken out the garbage? |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1228 |
Tell me Harold, what is so pressing that this couldn't wait? |
1.2621 |
0.04379 |
145 |
113 |
26 |
6 |
1229 |
I'll hang you with your suits. |
1.2619 |
0.05186 |
126 |
102 |
15 |
9 |
1230 |
I didn't think I had to tell you to, first, take your clothes off. |
1.2619 |
0.04390 |
126 |
96 |
27 |
3 |
1231 |
‘Pressing engagement’ doesn’t mean you need to go flat out, you know. |
1.2619 |
0.05186 |
126 |
102 |
15 |
9 |
1232 |
I know the counselor said we need to iron out our differences but I don't think this is what he meant. |
1.2619 |
0.04935 |
126 |
100 |
19 |
7 |
1233 |
Looks like you got things straightened out. |
1.2615 |
0.04575 |
130 |
101 |
24 |
5 |
1234 |
You flat-out don't listen to a word I say! |
1.2615 |
0.04704 |
130 |
102 |
22 |
6 |
1235 |
You are permanently pressed for time! |
1.2615 |
0.04575 |
130 |
101 |
24 |
5 |
1236 |
I said iron out the wrinkles in our relationship, Greg. |
1.2615 |
0.04704 |
130 |
102 |
22 |
6 |
1237 |
This way, we all can fit comfortably in our NYC apartment |
1.2613 |
0.05536 |
111 |
90 |
13 |
8 |
1238 |
And they say cats can't be trusted |
1.2613 |
0.05073 |
111 |
87 |
19 |
5 |
1239 |
So I called you a wrinkled old man. Don’t you think you’re overreacting? |
1.2612 |
0.04486 |
134 |
104 |
25 |
5 |
1240 |
Your meeting down at the Flatiron Building has been postponed. |
1.2609 |
0.04519 |
138 |
108 |
24 |
6 |
1241 |
That’s not what they mean by pumping iron! |
1.2609 |
0.04635 |
138 |
109 |
22 |
7 |
1242 |
Looks like we'll need a little starch. |
1.2609 |
0.04797 |
115 |
89 |
22 |
4 |
1243 |
It must be a pressing engagement! |
1.2609 |
0.04519 |
138 |
108 |
24 |
6 |
1244 |
Maybe you’re supposed to take them off first. |
1.2609 |
0.04400 |
138 |
107 |
26 |
5 |
1245 |
I guess I was wrong when I said the chores won't do themselves. |
1.2609 |
0.04468 |
115 |
87 |
26 |
2 |
1246 |
I think I still see a few wrinkles |
1.2609 |
0.04797 |
115 |
89 |
22 |
4 |
1247 |
I said try ironing yourself.
You’re so concrete Robert! |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1248 |
I'm going to be honest, there is something legitimately wrong with you |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
1249 |
You've got to get off instagram. |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
1250 |
C’mon George, that’s not how we iron out our problems! |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1251 |
Do you mind getting that last crease on my right arm?" |
1.2605 |
0.04379 |
119 |
90 |
27 |
2 |
1252 |
These board meetings are crushing you. |
1.2605 |
0.04693 |
119 |
92 |
23 |
4 |
1253 |
This is not what I meant when I said we need to |
1.2603 |
0.03895 |
146 |
110 |
34 |
2 |
1254 |
Fred, are you leaving me flat? |
1.2602 |
0.04447 |
123 |
94 |
26 |
3 |
1255 |
Well, we finally got things ironed out. |
1.2602 |
0.04876 |
123 |
97 |
20 |
6 |
1256 |
I told you to be less ironic! |
1.2602 |
0.04594 |
123 |
95 |
24 |
4 |
1257 |
I said there was a wrinkle in your sleeve, not in Steve, Steve |
1.2602 |
0.04294 |
123 |
93 |
28 |
2 |
1258 |
you didn’t mention anything about taking off the suit first. |
1.2602 |
0.05142 |
123 |
99 |
16 |
8 |
1259 |
Can't you just get Botox like everybody else |
1.2602 |
0.05270 |
123 |
100 |
14 |
9 |
1260 |
Oh,you must live in the Flatiron District! |
1.2600 |
0.05245 |
100 |
78 |
18 |
4 |
1261 |
Kitty, I think I pressed him too hard. |
1.2600 |
0.05435 |
100 |
79 |
16 |
5 |
1262 |
I told you your OCD was out of control! |
1.2598 |
0.05026 |
127 |
102 |
17 |
8 |
1263 |
You are flat out wrong! |
1.2598 |
0.04501 |
127 |
98 |
25 |
4 |
1264 |
Stanley, you are taking "lay flat to dry" way too literally. |
1.2598 |
0.04501 |
127 |
98 |
25 |
4 |
1265 |
Try a little starch... |
1.2598 |
0.04360 |
127 |
97 |
27 |
3 |
1266 |
Oh, now it's my job to fold you and put away the ironing board? |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
1267 |
Embrace me, my sweet inflatable you. |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
1268 |
When I said we need to iron out our problems... this is not what I meant |
1.2597 |
0.03995 |
154 |
118 |
32 |
4 |
1269 |
It's called strategic incompetence; you're not fooling anyone. |
1.2595 |
0.04545 |
131 |
102 |
24 |
5 |
1270 |
My mom did think you were just another suit. |
1.2595 |
0.04545 |
131 |
102 |
24 |
5 |
1271 |
I see you ironed things out for yourself. |
1.2593 |
0.04456 |
135 |
105 |
25 |
5 |
1272 |
Doc says you’ve been getting too much iron, not enough starch |
1.2593 |
0.04331 |
135 |
104 |
27 |
4 |
1273 |
Oh,he and his wife have ironed it out |
1.2593 |
0.04814 |
135 |
108 |
19 |
8 |
1274 |
Well, that explains the racket coming from the washer and dryer earlier... |
1.2590 |
0.04605 |
139 |
110 |
22 |
7 |
1275 |
Honey, Jim’s party is tomorrow! |
1.2590 |
0.04933 |
139 |
113 |
16 |
10 |
1276 |
I told him he could iron himself |
1.2590 |
0.04373 |
139 |
108 |
26 |
5 |
1277 |
Some irony just falls flat. |
1.2590 |
0.04826 |
139 |
112 |
18 |
9 |
1278 |
I did suggest you iron the problem out with your boss. |
1.2590 |
0.03999 |
139 |
105 |
32 |
2 |
1279 |
Nice try, but I'm not blowing you up again. |
1.2589 |
0.05190 |
112 |
89 |
17 |
6 |
1280 |
Time to walk the dog. |
1.2589 |
0.04702 |
112 |
86 |
23 |
3 |
1281 |
Your colleagues on Zoom are waiting for you to start the meeting. |
1.2589 |
0.05033 |
112 |
88 |
19 |
5 |
1282 |
Your face is still wrinkled |
1.2589 |
0.05033 |
112 |
88 |
19 |
5 |
1283 |
I'll see if you qualify for that flat shipping fee now. |
1.2586 |
0.04761 |
116 |
90 |
22 |
4 |
1284 |
Okay, I'm convinced. You and Mifflepuffs can ride in the same pet carrier. |
1.2586 |
0.05212 |
116 |
93 |
16 |
7 |
1285 |
Now you’re just flat-out lying. |
1.2586 |
0.05066 |
116 |
92 |
18 |
6 |
1286 |
Geez, I told you not to add starch!. |
1.2586 |
0.04601 |
116 |
89 |
24 |
3 |
1287 |
I don't think this is going to help your iron deficiency. |
1.2583 |
0.04659 |
120 |
93 |
23 |
4 |
1288 |
I told you to go easy on the fabric softener. |
1.2583 |
0.04659 |
120 |
93 |
23 |
4 |
1289 |
I mean I get it you are pressed for time, but seriously? |
1.2583 |
0.04348 |
120 |
91 |
27 |
2 |
1290 |
I don't think that is what they mean by Freedom of the Press. |
1.2583 |
0.04659 |
120 |
93 |
23 |
4 |
1291 |
Oh good,you're here. Could you get my head. |
1.2583 |
0.04659 |
120 |
93 |
23 |
4 |
1292 |
Maybe he’s anemic! |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
1293 |
When the tag says ‘self-iron,’ this isn’t what it means. |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
1294 |
Of course, YOUR stuff is ironed |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1295 |
I understand flights are getting expensive, but you can't just mail yourself. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1296 |
Point taken. |
1.2581 |
0.04562 |
124 |
96 |
24 |
4 |
1297 |
Don't forget to unplug it and put away the ironing board when you're finished. |
1.2581 |
0.05231 |
124 |
101 |
14 |
9 |
1298 |
You idiot, when I said "You need to sraighten yourself out," I didn't mean it literally. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1299 |
I would call your mother, but she would blame me. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1300 |
Well, this is quite a new wrinkle. |
1.2578 |
0.04471 |
128 |
99 |
25 |
4 |
1301 |
You're right, I did say you needed to straighten yourself out. |
1.2578 |
0.04471 |
128 |
99 |
25 |
4 |
1302 |
So much for the kinks in our relationship ! |
1.2578 |
0.04866 |
128 |
102 |
19 |
7 |
1303 |
No, I don't think it's iron-ic. |
1.2578 |
0.04331 |
128 |
98 |
27 |
3 |
1304 |
Okay, so I am passive aggressive.
You said don't press me! |
1.2578 |
0.04866 |
128 |
102 |
19 |
7 |
1305 |
Nice try, but I still can't fit you in my carry-on. |
1.2578 |
0.04471 |
128 |
99 |
25 |
4 |
1306 |
Are you sure it was a micro-dose honey? |
1.2578 |
0.05113 |
128 |
104 |
15 |
9 |
1307 |
As I told you flattery will get you nowhere. |
1.2576 |
0.04385 |
132 |
102 |
26 |
4 |
1308 |
Do not iron clothes on body.
[Genuine packaging instructions for Rowenta iron] |
1.2576 |
0.04641 |
132 |
104 |
22 |
6 |
1309 |
You have to take the shirt off before you iron it. |
1.2576 |
0.04251 |
132 |
101 |
28 |
3 |
1310 |
Are you impressed? |
1.2576 |
0.04641 |
132 |
104 |
22 |
6 |
1311 |
And this is why casual Friday is now every day. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1312 |
You are not mowing the lawn. |
1.2574 |
0.05743 |
101 |
82 |
12 |
7 |
1313 |
That's not what I meant by irony. |
1.2574 |
0.04667 |
136 |
108 |
21 |
7 |
1314 |
You could have simply hung out to drip dry. |
1.2574 |
0.04303 |
136 |
105 |
27 |
4 |
1315 |
I said keep a low profile. You're too literal, Frank. |
1.2571 |
0.04885 |
105 |
81 |
21 |
3 |
1316 |
I’ve been telling you, you’re not getting enough starch in your diet. |
1.2571 |
0.04102 |
140 |
107 |
30 |
3 |
1317 |
Do you still think it saves time? |
1.2571 |
0.04462 |
140 |
110 |
24 |
6 |
1318 |
Thank you for being more flexible! |
1.2571 |
0.05585 |
105 |
85 |
13 |
7 |
1319 |
The doctor told you to cut out starch." |
1.2571 |
0.04694 |
105 |
80 |
23 |
2 |
1320 |
I told you not to set the iron on permanent press! |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1321 |
Now, let's get this straight. |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
1322 |
You're right, I should have used low heat. |
1.2566 |
0.04494 |
113 |
86 |
25 |
2 |
1323 |
This is not what I meant when I said
"Do the ironing your damn self." |
1.2566 |
0.04833 |
113 |
88 |
21 |
4 |
1324 |
Oh NO, honey! You misunderstood when I said "You don't need me to iron. You can iron yourself!" |
1.2566 |
0.04666 |
113 |
87 |
23 |
3 |
1325 |
And this all started with a Droopy Turkey Wattle. |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1326 |
This isn’t what the doctor meant when he said we need to iron out our problems. |
1.2564 |
0.04879 |
117 |
92 |
20 |
5 |
1327 |
I guess you're not really pressed for time anymore, are you? |
1.2564 |
0.05028 |
117 |
93 |
18 |
6 |
1328 |
I think the collar could use a little more starch. |
1.2564 |
0.04054 |
156 |
121 |
30 |
5 |
1329 |
When I said we needed to iron out the kinks in our relationship, this was not what I was thinking. |
1.2564 |
0.04726 |
117 |
91 |
22 |
4 |
1330 |
Now if you could only iron out our communication problems, Harold, but look at you: you're already board. |
1.2562 |
0.05052 |
121 |
97 |
17 |
7 |
1331 |
If you thought about this last week you wouldn't need to go overnight. |
1.2562 |
0.04771 |
121 |
95 |
21 |
5 |
1332 |
Honey, I know you're running late, but you have to take them off before you iron them. |
1.2562 |
0.04625 |
121 |
94 |
23 |
4 |
1333 |
And you made fun of me for using anti-wrinkle cream… |
1.2562 |
0.05052 |
121 |
97 |
17 |
7 |
1334 |
And this is why you need a therapist |
1.2562 |
0.04771 |
121 |
95 |
21 |
5 |
1335 |
Method acting class going well? |
1.2562 |
0.04474 |
121 |
93 |
25 |
3 |
1336 |
I really think you’ve been pressing yourself too hard. |
1.2560 |
0.04530 |
125 |
97 |
24 |
4 |
1337 |
The label clearly said “do not iron” |
1.2560 |
0.04530 |
125 |
97 |
24 |
4 |
1338 |
You shouldn't have set it for linen. |
1.2560 |
0.04670 |
125 |
98 |
22 |
5 |
1339 |
I didn't want to take it off. My tie was tied already. |
1.2558 |
0.04440 |
129 |
100 |
25 |
4 |
1340 |
Man, that Ozempic is really kickin' in... |
1.2558 |
0.04705 |
129 |
102 |
21 |
6 |
1341 |
I said let’s iron this out before we go to bed. |
1.2556 |
0.03944 |
133 |
100 |
32 |
1 |
1342 |
Well there he is, chairman of the board. |
1.2556 |
0.04610 |
133 |
105 |
22 |
6 |
1343 |
That suit is dry clean only. |
1.2556 |
0.04732 |
133 |
106 |
20 |
7 |
1344 |
This is not what I had in mind when I said we needed to iron out our differences! |
1.2555 |
0.04275 |
137 |
106 |
27 |
4 |
1345 |
He also can't boil water. |
1.2555 |
0.04637 |
137 |
109 |
21 |
7 |
1346 |
No starch? |
1.2555 |
0.04751 |
137 |
110 |
19 |
8 |
1347 |
Having ironed out her difficulties with Fred,
Zelda is ready to move on |
1.2555 |
0.04520 |
137 |
108 |
23 |
6 |
1348 |
Of course it doesn't work. The iron is not plugged in. |
1.2555 |
0.04751 |
137 |
110 |
19 |
8 |
1349 |
Maybe I can fluff him up in the dryer, |
1.2551 |
0.05089 |
98 |
76 |
19 |
3 |
1350 |
Well I did say "iron yourself. " |
1.2551 |
0.04426 |
98 |
73 |
25 |
0 |
1351 |
He always wanted to be Iron Man… |
1.2550 |
0.04583 |
149 |
120 |
20 |
9 |
1352 |
This one is stupid. Bad cartoon |
1.2549 |
0.04866 |
153 |
127 |
13 |
13 |
1353 |
Marvel Studios takes fourth movie in the Iron Man franchise in an unexpected new direction. |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
1354 |
You were supposed to get out of the suit before pressing it. |
1.2545 |
0.05074 |
110 |
87 |
18 |
5 |
1355 |
I don't care what you read on the internet - that's not how you treat an iron deficiency |
1.2545 |
0.05393 |
110 |
89 |
14 |
7 |
1356 |
I warned you that getting the iron with the cruise control was a bad idea. |
1.2545 |
0.05546 |
110 |
90 |
12 |
8 |
1357 |
Now you understand what the fu@#& board is for? |
1.2544 |
0.04631 |
114 |
88 |
23 |
3 |
1358 |
When I said you were too kinky, that is not what I meant. |
1.2544 |
0.04631 |
114 |
88 |
23 |
3 |
1359 |
How about I press the suit and take you to the cleaners? |
1.2544 |
0.05684 |
114 |
95 |
9 |
10 |
1360 |
And I suppose you think this is my fault! |
1.2544 |
0.04631 |
114 |
88 |
23 |
3 |
1361 |
So this is your pressing issue? |
1.2544 |
0.04795 |
114 |
89 |
21 |
4 |
1362 |
Mom said I should leave you flat! |
1.2544 |
0.04631 |
114 |
88 |
23 |
3 |
1363 |
They say that with only one glass of water all that weight will come right back on. |
1.2544 |
0.04795 |
114 |
89 |
21 |
4 |
1364 |
I thought you just had a few details to iron out. |
1.2544 |
0.04631 |
114 |
88 |
23 |
3 |
1365 |
The ironing is fine, it's the clothes wringer that was a mistake. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1366 |
I told them that you had a pressing engagement. |
1.2542 |
0.04371 |
118 |
90 |
26 |
2 |
1367 |
You see the irony here, right? |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1368 |
But you're perma-press, honey. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1369 |
It's a new wrinkle every day. |
1.2541 |
0.05148 |
122 |
99 |
15 |
8 |
1370 |
Are you pressed for time? |
1.2541 |
0.05148 |
122 |
99 |
15 |
8 |
1371 |
You're not supposed to use that without supervision. |
1.2541 |
0.04592 |
122 |
95 |
23 |
4 |
1372 |
Not what I meant when I said to iron out your problem. |
1.2541 |
0.04442 |
122 |
94 |
25 |
3 |
1373 |
No, I said EXPRESS yourself. |
1.2541 |
0.04592 |
122 |
95 |
23 |
4 |
1374 |
I think you'll agree, things have been a bit flat lately... |
1.2540 |
0.04053 |
126 |
95 |
30 |
1 |
1375 |
Well, that's impressive . . . but your tie is still wrinkled. |
1.2540 |
0.04772 |
126 |
100 |
20 |
6 |
1376 |
If you've nothing more pressing to do,
would you mind tfeeding the cat? |
1.2538 |
0.04922 |
130 |
105 |
17 |
8 |
1377 |
I really appreciate your efforts, dear, but this time you have really fallen flat |
1.2538 |
0.04544 |
130 |
102 |
23 |
5 |
1378 |
No, Bob, you can’t Flat Stanley yourself to avoid your Zoom call. |
1.2538 |
0.04544 |
130 |
102 |
23 |
5 |
1379 |
I wish I could relax like that. |
1.2538 |
0.04411 |
130 |
101 |
25 |
4 |
1380 |
I see you've finally ironed things out. |
1.2537 |
0.04455 |
134 |
105 |
24 |
5 |
1381 |
No worries, it's not permanent press. |
1.2537 |
0.04455 |
134 |
105 |
24 |
5 |
1382 |
I thought your label said “Dry Clean Only”. |
1.2537 |
0.04818 |
134 |
108 |
18 |
8 |
1383 |
Could you be any straighter?!?” was rhetorical |
1.2535 |
0.04734 |
142 |
115 |
18 |
9 |
1384 |
Have you tried anti-depressants? |
1.2535 |
0.04173 |
142 |
110 |
28 |
4 |
1385 |
He 's too long for the clothesline. |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1386 |
Apparently, "Iron yourself, Harry" was a little too nuanced. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1387 |
Nice try. Won't work. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1388 |
What about "Iron it, yourself" did you not get? |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1389 |
Fine, I’ll do the ironing too. |
1.2523 |
0.05490 |
107 |
87 |
13 |
7 |
1390 |
You really need more starch in your diet. |
1.2523 |
0.04805 |
107 |
83 |
21 |
3 |
1391 |
Yoga, muscle relaxers, easy listening, what did you expect? |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1392 |
The plank challenge is so old news |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1393 |
Smooth |
1.2523 |
0.04519 |
111 |
85 |
24 |
2 |
1394 |
I find that you lack depth. |
1.2523 |
0.05034 |
111 |
88 |
18 |
5 |
1395 |
Do you want me to put the crease in your pants? |
1.2522 |
0.05217 |
115 |
93 |
15 |
7 |
1396 |
Arnold, you're suppose to iron your clothes BEFORE you put them on. |
1.2522 |
0.04916 |
115 |
91 |
19 |
5 |
1397 |
I’m gonna take you to the cleaners. |
1.2522 |
0.04916 |
115 |
91 |
19 |
5 |
1398 |
Stanley? |
1.2521 |
0.05094 |
119 |
96 |
16 |
7 |
1399 |
I ask you to help around the house and you get all bent out of shape |
1.2521 |
0.04656 |
119 |
93 |
22 |
4 |
1400 |
Oh Stanley! Not again?! |
1.2521 |
0.04952 |
119 |
95 |
18 |
6 |
1401 |
Even Mr. Sparkles here knows that this isn't the iron the doctor was talking about |
1.2521 |
0.05094 |
119 |
96 |
16 |
7 |
1402 |
When you said you were an iron man, I thought you meant the triathlete kind. |
1.2520 |
0.04703 |
123 |
97 |
21 |
5 |
1403 |
This is what you meant by a pressing engagement. |
1.2520 |
0.04842 |
123 |
98 |
19 |
6 |
1404 |
I'm flat out. |
1.2520 |
0.04410 |
123 |
95 |
25 |
3 |
1405 |
This is not the iron man that I thought I married. |
1.2520 |
0.05239 |
123 |
101 |
13 |
9 |
1406 |
Are you finally done? I've been patiently waiting my turn. |
1.2520 |
0.04256 |
123 |
94 |
27 |
2 |
1407 |
Bob, this is not what I meant when I said we had to work out some wrinkles in our marriage. |
1.2520 |
0.04739 |
127 |
101 |
20 |
6 |
1408 |
I’m sorry, but ironing just doesn’t relax me the way it does you. |
1.2519 |
0.04513 |
131 |
103 |
23 |
5 |
1409 |
Don't we have enough pressing problems already? |
1.2519 |
0.04641 |
131 |
104 |
21 |
6 |
1410 |
Give me a break, Ted. It's not *that* crowded on the subway. |
1.2519 |
0.04766 |
131 |
105 |
19 |
7 |
1411 |
Your just going have to iron this out for yourself. |
1.2519 |
0.04513 |
131 |
103 |
23 |
5 |
1412 |
So this is why you’ve been so hard-pressed to help around the house? |
1.2519 |
0.04245 |
131 |
101 |
27 |
3 |
1413 |
I told him that we should iron out our difficulties |
1.2519 |
0.04299 |
135 |
105 |
26 |
4 |
1414 |
I can’t help you right now. I’m pressed for time. |
1.2518 |
0.04343 |
139 |
109 |
25 |
5 |
1415 |
Stanley! Again? |
1.2517 |
0.04598 |
143 |
115 |
20 |
8 |
1416 |
The irony |
1.2500 |
0.05073 |
124 |
101 |
15 |
8 |
1417 |
I told you not to give up caffeine on a Monday. |
1.2500 |
0.05423 |
104 |
84 |
14 |
6 |
1418 |
You idiot! |
1.2500 |
0.04722 |
116 |
91 |
21 |
4 |
1419 |
Nice try. I still resent that you get to work from home. |
1.2500 |
0.05306 |
112 |
91 |
14 |
7 |
1420 |
You flat out lie. |
1.2500 |
0.04660 |
112 |
87 |
22 |
3 |
1421 |
Five minutes on 'Air Fluff' will do the trick. |
1.2500 |
0.04994 |
112 |
89 |
18 |
5 |
1422 |
I said you try a little of that "Irony" on yourself. |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
116 |
92 |
19 |
5 |
1423 |
Don't tell me you set it to permanent press. |
1.2500 |
0.04467 |
120 |
93 |
24 |
3 |
1424 |
Honey, but you said you wanted the Dali look. |
1.2500 |
0.04734 |
132 |
106 |
19 |
7 |
1425 |
You're supposed to take the clothes off before ironing. |
1.2500 |
0.04217 |
132 |
102 |
27 |
3 |
1426 |
That's an easier method to a flatter stomach. |
1.2500 |
0.04379 |
124 |
96 |
25 |
3 |
1427 |
I found a bug in the self-ironing system. |
1.2500 |
0.04484 |
112 |
86 |
24 |
2 |
1428 |
I wish you would just pay for the extra legroom. |
1.2500 |
0.04397 |
136 |
107 |
24 |
5 |
1429 |
How many times have I told you, the crease goes in the front! |
1.2500 |
0.04972 |
132 |
108 |
15 |
9 |
1430 |
Smooth move, honey |
1.2500 |
0.04483 |
132 |
104 |
23 |
5 |
1431 |
Pressed for success? |
1.2500 |
0.05067 |
104 |
82 |
18 |
4 |
1432 |
More starch, Salvador. |
1.2500 |
0.04960 |
128 |
104 |
16 |
8 |
1433 |
Really, Stanley? |
1.2500 |
0.04669 |
124 |
98 |
21 |
5 |
1434 |
This is not what I meant by needing to iron out our differences. |
1.2500 |
0.04610 |
132 |
105 |
21 |
6 |
1435 |
Damn! I forgot the starch. |
1.2500 |
0.04854 |
132 |
107 |
17 |
8 |
1436 |
I can see your patience is wearing thin |
1.2500 |
0.04942 |
124 |
100 |
17 |
7 |
1437 |
So you'll be faxing yourself to work now...? |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
1438 |
So that’s what you meant by pressing issues. |
1.2500 |
0.04835 |
128 |
103 |
18 |
7 |
1439 |
Sometimes you go a little overboard. |
1.2500 |
0.05073 |
124 |
101 |
15 |
8 |
1440 |
I can see you are pressed for time, but can you still help with the laundry? |
1.2500 |
0.04561 |
116 |
90 |
23 |
3 |
1441 |
I knew we could iron out our differences. |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
1442 |
You threw a new wrinkle into my morning. |
1.2500 |
0.04581 |
108 |
83 |
23 |
2 |
1443 |
I told you to send it to the cleaner! |
1.2500 |
0.04807 |
124 |
99 |
19 |
6 |
1444 |
I'm sorry, dear When I said you should iron your own shirt, suit, and tie for once in your life, I should have said "first, take them off! |
1.2500 |
0.04622 |
120 |
94 |
22 |
4 |
1445 |
Mr. Stark, I think you should rethink this whole superhero thing. |
1.2500 |
0.04915 |
120 |
96 |
18 |
6 |
1446 |
Is he depressed or repressed? |
1.2500 |
0.05423 |
104 |
84 |
14 |
6 |
1447 |
Yeah babe... you look just like Iron Man. |
1.2500 |
0.04944 |
108 |
85 |
19 |
4 |
1448 |
Harvey, I always knew you were flat out ridiculous. |
1.2500 |
0.04734 |
132 |
106 |
19 |
7 |
1449 |
I think wrinkle cream would be less painful. |
1.2500 |
0.04944 |
108 |
85 |
19 |
4 |
1450 |
Carl, please, stop trying to come up with lifehacks for TikTok. |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
104 |
81 |
20 |
3 |
1451 |
You're sure it said 'a well-PRESSED man?' |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
1452 |
I thought we were going out for drinks to let off some steam? |
1.2500 |
0.04610 |
132 |
105 |
21 |
6 |
1453 |
That AI iron was a bad idea. |
1.2500 |
0.04915 |
120 |
96 |
18 |
6 |
1454 |
Didn’t realize you were delicate |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
116 |
92 |
19 |
5 |
1455 |
When I said "we need to iron out our problems", I didn't mean you were the problem. |
1.2500 |
0.05073 |
124 |
101 |
15 |
8 |
1456 |
I'm faxing into the office today. |
1.2500 |
0.05116 |
108 |
86 |
17 |
5 |
1457 |
Are the kinks gone? |
1.2500 |
0.04573 |
128 |
101 |
22 |
5 |
1458 |
I’m glad to see you have ironed out the differences between us. |
1.2481 |
0.04453 |
133 |
105 |
23 |
5 |
1459 |
I said WE have some things to iron out Phil.WE! |
1.2481 |
0.04579 |
133 |
106 |
21 |
6 |
1460 |
Just had to iron a few things out before the morning meeting. |
1.2481 |
0.04453 |
133 |
105 |
23 |
5 |
1461 |
We can’t just iron it out this time |
1.2481 |
0.04051 |
133 |
102 |
29 |
2 |
1462 |
Wouldn’t it be easier to just jack up the car? |
1.2481 |
0.05047 |
129 |
106 |
14 |
9 |
1463 |
The irony is that things were steamier in our relationship when you were de-pressed. |
1.2481 |
0.04542 |
129 |
102 |
22 |
5 |
1464 |
If this is a plan to save time in the morning, Fluffy and I don’t think it’s working. |
1.2480 |
0.04906 |
125 |
101 |
17 |
7 |
1465 |
The irony is that there is no place to plug in the iron! |
1.2480 |
0.04773 |
125 |
100 |
19 |
6 |
1466 |
You haven't plugged it in. |
1.2480 |
0.04906 |
125 |
101 |
17 |
7 |
1467 |
Who's the flat chested one now? |
1.2480 |
0.04906 |
125 |
101 |
17 |
7 |
1468 |
You should have used more starch |
1.2480 |
0.04495 |
125 |
98 |
23 |
4 |
1469 |
Are you ok honey? You seem a little flat. |
1.2480 |
0.04636 |
125 |
99 |
21 |
5 |
1470 |
That tic toc video on 'Iron Deficiency, the No. One Silent Killer' really got to you?!? |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1471 |
I’m one with the laundry now Linda. |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1472 |
Why is everything always so pressing, Raymond! |
1.2479 |
0.05285 |
121 |
100 |
12 |
9 |
1473 |
I hope not everything is flaccid. |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
1474 |
So?! You ironed it out? |
1.2479 |
0.04435 |
121 |
94 |
24 |
3 |
1475 |
No one on zoom will know the difference |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1476 |
I think you need extra starch |
1.2479 |
0.04361 |
117 |
90 |
25 |
2 |
1477 |
When did you become so one-dimensional? |
1.2479 |
0.04687 |
117 |
92 |
21 |
4 |
1478 |
I guess I really should have selected “Delicates”! |
1.2479 |
0.04189 |
117 |
89 |
27 |
1 |
1479 |
Is it a legitimate talent?—Sure |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1480 |
You're supposed to iron the suit BEFORE you put it on. |
1.2479 |
0.04527 |
117 |
91 |
23 |
3 |
1481 |
You were supposed to remove it first. |
1.2479 |
0.04527 |
117 |
91 |
23 |
3 |
1482 |
Were you really that pressed for time? |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1483 |
And to think the dry cleaners wanted $9.99 for this. |
1.2478 |
0.04624 |
113 |
88 |
22 |
3 |
1484 |
I told you honey, one dot is low heat, two is medium heat, three is high heat, and four is total meltdown. |
1.2478 |
0.04954 |
113 |
90 |
18 |
5 |
1485 |
This level of weaponized incompetence was banned by the Geneva Conventions, Harold. |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
1486 |
I know I didn't leave you with the instructions but... |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
1487 |
You’ll be hung out to dry |
1.2478 |
0.04450 |
113 |
87 |
24 |
2 |
1488 |
I know I said there were a few things we needed to iron out, but ... |
1.2478 |
0.04269 |
113 |
86 |
26 |
1 |
1489 |
See? My life is filled with irony |
1.2478 |
0.04954 |
113 |
90 |
18 |
5 |
1490 |
The Avengers called - they don’t want Iron Man in the group anymore. |
1.2477 |
0.05239 |
109 |
88 |
15 |
6 |
1491 |
Get up! You're wrinkle free. |
1.2477 |
0.05074 |
109 |
87 |
17 |
5 |
1492 |
Don't say I didn't warn you. |
1.2477 |
0.04728 |
109 |
85 |
21 |
3 |
1493 |
I wanted a Flat White coffee, not husband! |
1.2476 |
0.05024 |
105 |
83 |
18 |
4 |
1494 |
Pressed for time again? |
1.2476 |
0.05203 |
105 |
84 |
16 |
5 |
1495 |
'"I think you completely misunderstood 'flatiron.'" |
1.2476 |
0.05203 |
105 |
84 |
16 |
5 |
1496 |
I told you - you need starch! |
1.2476 |
0.04645 |
105 |
81 |
22 |
2 |
1497 |
I said you don’t seem to understand irony, but apparently you don’t understand ironing, either |
1.2476 |
0.05376 |
105 |
85 |
14 |
6 |
1498 |
Go get 'em, Iron Man! |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1499 |
Can't say I'm surprised. |
1.2475 |
0.05700 |
101 |
83 |
11 |
7 |
1500 |
Harold, I think maybe it's time to talk about your ironic personality. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1501 |
Harold, your good suit! You didn't add enough starch! |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1502 |
You’re still not getting out of ironing, Joe. |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1503 |
I told you before! Wash and wear is not the same thing as wear and wash! |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1504 |
You didn’t think to read the instructions? |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1505 |
You know the man who presses his own suit has a fool for a valet. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1506 |
No, Brian, I won’t say I’m ‘hard-pressed’ to explain this. |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1507 |
I'm trying to become Iron Man |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1508 |
Lets get something straight. ! |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
1509 |
Well I guess it saves time but what about the rest of your day? |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
1510 |
Were you worried about not fitting in the MRI machine? |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1511 |
How permanent is the press? |
1.2467 |
0.04224 |
150 |
119 |
25 |
6 |
1512 |
So you're telling me Iron Man is a person? |
1.2464 |
0.04461 |
138 |
110 |
22 |
6 |
1513 |
You could have just hung yourself on a hanger for a few hours after you crawled out of the washer. |
1.2464 |
0.03958 |
138 |
106 |
30 |
2 |
1514 |
That's the problem with being an
efficiency expert. |
1.2463 |
0.04549 |
134 |
107 |
21 |
6 |
1515 |
This is way too kinky! |
1.2463 |
0.04424 |
134 |
106 |
23 |
5 |
1516 |
That’s not what Iron Man is about |
1.2463 |
0.04789 |
134 |
109 |
17 |
8 |
1517 |
Just put yourself in the dryer next time. |
1.2462 |
0.04377 |
130 |
102 |
24 |
4 |
1518 |
Actually that’s not what I really meant by “show a little empathy.” |
1.2462 |
0.04768 |
130 |
105 |
18 |
7 |
1519 |
Clothes off, then iron. |
1.2460 |
0.04739 |
126 |
101 |
19 |
6 |
1520 |
This is what happens when you let a man do a woman's job! |
1.2460 |
0.04739 |
126 |
101 |
19 |
6 |
1521 |
I'm glad we have this problem ironed out. |
1.2460 |
0.04739 |
126 |
101 |
19 |
6 |
1522 |
I’m just trying to iron out our differences |
1.2460 |
0.04319 |
126 |
98 |
25 |
3 |
1523 |
I get it! You’re flat out after a tough day at the office. |
1.2460 |
0.04739 |
126 |
101 |
19 |
6 |
1524 |
All I said was "I think we can iron things out." |
1.2460 |
0.04871 |
126 |
102 |
17 |
7 |
1525 |
Let me guess, your meetings at the Flatiron Building. |
1.2460 |
0.05000 |
126 |
103 |
15 |
8 |
1526 |
When I said press yourself, I meant to get a job. |
1.2460 |
0.04871 |
126 |
102 |
17 |
7 |
1527 |
I did say to iron out your problems. |
1.2460 |
0.04739 |
126 |
101 |
19 |
6 |
1528 |
You're first supposed to take the suit off. |
1.2459 |
0.04555 |
122 |
96 |
22 |
4 |
1529 |
If you really want to show me you can live on the straight and narrow how about feeding the cat once in a while! |
1.2459 |
0.04701 |
122 |
97 |
20 |
5 |
1530 |
I don’t need instructions, you said. |
1.2459 |
0.04981 |
122 |
99 |
16 |
7 |
1531 |
If you move up you can get rid of the wrinkles on your face |
1.2459 |
0.04843 |
122 |
98 |
18 |
6 |
1532 |
Very funny Elastic Man, I can see it's not plugged in. |
1.2458 |
0.05374 |
118 |
98 |
11 |
9 |
1533 |
No, you are still not the Iron Man |
1.2458 |
0.04493 |
118 |
92 |
23 |
3 |
1534 |
I'm sorry but it's too little, too late. |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
1535 |
you're still not straight |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
1536 |
Why do I always have to step in when you start a project? |
1.2458 |
0.04493 |
118 |
92 |
23 |
3 |
1537 |
That’s not what I meant when I told you to “straighten out” ! |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
1538 |
Well, frankly, I think your impersonation of Iron Man is repulsive, Ray |
1.2458 |
0.04493 |
118 |
92 |
23 |
3 |
1539 |
That's the problem with permanent press.” |
1.2458 |
0.04652 |
118 |
93 |
21 |
4 |
1540 |
Your first attempt? Oh the irony! |
1.2456 |
0.05071 |
114 |
92 |
16 |
6 |
1541 |
I'm not impressed. |
1.2456 |
0.04755 |
114 |
90 |
20 |
4 |
1542 |
I told you we should have bought the steamer |
1.2456 |
0.04589 |
114 |
89 |
22 |
3 |
1543 |
You’re not the only one flat out today |
1.2456 |
0.04755 |
114 |
90 |
20 |
4 |
1544 |
I’m glad we ironed out the cause of our problems. |
1.2456 |
0.04237 |
114 |
87 |
26 |
1 |
1545 |
His new office is located in the Flat Iron Building! |
1.2456 |
0.04755 |
114 |
90 |
20 |
4 |
1546 |
What part of the warning "DO NOT IRON CLOTHES WHILE WEARING THEM" did you not understand? |
1.2456 |
0.05071 |
114 |
92 |
16 |
6 |
1547 |
I would have gone with the Botox, myself..." |
1.2456 |
0.04755 |
114 |
90 |
20 |
4 |
1548 |
Introducing the real “Flat Stanley”! |
1.2456 |
0.04915 |
114 |
91 |
18 |
5 |
1549 |
Sorry I can’t help you at the moment…I’m just flat out. |
1.2456 |
0.04237 |
114 |
87 |
26 |
1 |
1550 |
Once a flat-earther, always a flat-earther. |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
1551 |
Steam or no steam? |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
1552 |
Ironing out our difficulties does not mean this. |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
1553 |
I hope you didn't use starch! |
1.2455 |
0.04690 |
110 |
86 |
21 |
3 |
1554 |
You're still using irony incorrectly. |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1555 |
I think you forgot the starch. |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1556 |
I told you you’d be on the board someday. |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1557 |
I thought it was time we ironed out our differences. |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1558 |
It's like that time you painted yourself into a corner. There's no way to get that last sleeve cuff. |
1.2451 |
0.05983 |
102 |
86 |
7 |
9 |
1559 |
I'm sorry, you misunderstood me. I said "You can do the ironing yourself." |
1.2449 |
0.04824 |
98 |
76 |
20 |
2 |
1560 |
This is a ploy so I’ll keep doing the ironing isn't it? |
1.2449 |
0.04824 |
98 |
76 |
20 |
2 |
1561 |
Ok, so I guess you don’t know what a flat white is? |
1.2449 |
0.05242 |
98 |
78 |
16 |
4 |
1562 |
If you've finished playing with the iron the cat needs to go out. |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1563 |
This is why I don't let you cook dinner |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
1564 |
I see no need for a chiropractor anymore |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
1565 |
I knew I should have married the drip-dry guy. |
1.2446 |
0.04772 |
139 |
114 |
16 |
9 |
1566 |
See what happens when you're pressed for time? |
1.2444 |
0.04518 |
135 |
108 |
21 |
6 |
1567 |
Smooth move,Stanley. |
1.2444 |
0.04394 |
135 |
107 |
23 |
5 |
1568 |
Iron out my problems, she said. |
1.2444 |
0.04518 |
135 |
108 |
21 |
6 |
1569 |
Honey, when I said our issues will all iron out, I was only speaking figuratively. |
1.2444 |
0.03999 |
135 |
104 |
29 |
2 |
1570 |
That's not what I meant by ironing out our problems. |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
1571 |
Wait until Dali sees this ! |
1.2443 |
0.04210 |
131 |
102 |
26 |
3 |
1572 |
Oh. I thought you said DE-pressed. |
1.2443 |
0.04609 |
131 |
105 |
20 |
6 |
1573 |
Great job Stanley! Now I can fold you up and mail you home to your parents! |
1.2443 |
0.04858 |
131 |
107 |
16 |
8 |
1574 |
Impressive. |
1.2441 |
0.04289 |
127 |
99 |
25 |
3 |
1575 |
Shall we go through the settings one more time? |
1.2441 |
0.04432 |
127 |
100 |
23 |
4 |
1576 |
You forgot the worry lines. |
1.2441 |
0.04706 |
127 |
102 |
19 |
6 |
1577 |
A freshly pressed suit is so slimming. |
1.2441 |
0.04140 |
127 |
98 |
27 |
2 |
1578 |
We’ll throw him in the dryer like we did with you and put it on fluff. |
1.2439 |
0.05077 |
123 |
101 |
14 |
8 |
1579 |
You still need to work on your creases |
1.2439 |
0.04522 |
123 |
97 |
22 |
4 |
1580 |
Is this how it’s done? |
1.2439 |
0.04522 |
123 |
97 |
22 |
4 |
1581 |
Namaste Iron Man! |
1.2439 |
0.04217 |
123 |
95 |
26 |
2 |
1582 |
I wonder if you have an iron deficiency? |
1.2437 |
0.04916 |
119 |
96 |
17 |
6 |
1583 |
I see you're pressed and ready to go. |
1.2437 |
0.05059 |
119 |
97 |
15 |
7 |
1584 |
No, it said "wash and wear", not "wear and iron". |
1.2437 |
0.04617 |
119 |
94 |
21 |
4 |
1585 |
Feeling a little depressed? |
1.2435 |
0.04553 |
115 |
90 |
22 |
3 |
1586 |
My mother was right about you. |
1.2435 |
0.04553 |
115 |
90 |
22 |
3 |
1587 |
This doesn't make you an ironic Flat Stanley. |
1.2435 |
0.04718 |
115 |
91 |
20 |
4 |
1588 |
You may want to work from home today. |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1589 |
Salvadore, stick to clocks |
1.2435 |
0.05180 |
115 |
94 |
14 |
7 |
1590 |
I didn’t realize you were so kinky. |
1.2432 |
0.04473 |
111 |
86 |
23 |
2 |
1591 |
I like the new wrinkle-free you. |
1.2432 |
0.04653 |
111 |
87 |
21 |
3 |
1592 |
Now, that is ironing bored! |
1.2432 |
0.04826 |
111 |
88 |
19 |
4 |
1593 |
The tag said "safe to iron while wearing, so no problem right? |
1.2432 |
0.04992 |
111 |
89 |
17 |
5 |
1594 |
Not again, I told you to always take off your clothes when you iron yourself. |
1.2432 |
0.04826 |
111 |
88 |
19 |
4 |
1595 |
That’s it—it’s not just iron or starch in your backbone that you’re lacking, it’s the gumption to stand up for yourself. |
1.2432 |
0.05462 |
111 |
92 |
11 |
8 |
1596 |
The irony is lost on me... |
1.2431 |
0.04434 |
144 |
116 |
21 |
7 |
1597 |
‘Lost your apartment key again?’ |
1.2430 |
0.04759 |
107 |
84 |
20 |
3 |
1598 |
We don’t have the money for Ozempic, what was I supposed to do? |
1.2430 |
0.04569 |
107 |
83 |
22 |
2 |
1599 |
I understand you think you're helping. |
1.2430 |
0.04940 |
107 |
85 |
18 |
4 |
1600 |
That's not what I meant when I suggested that we had to iron some things out. |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1601 |
Please stop watching DIY videos. |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1602 |
Don’t think for a minute that this smoothes things over. |
1.2430 |
0.04940 |
107 |
85 |
18 |
4 |
1603 |
Stop trying to be Iron Man. |
1.2430 |
0.04759 |
107 |
84 |
20 |
3 |
1604 |
You really took mansplaining to a whole nother level... |
1.2430 |
0.05285 |
107 |
87 |
14 |
6 |
1605 |
“Press the flesh” was my campaign advice! |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1606 |
Thanks for handling the ironing yourself for once. |
1.2427 |
0.05426 |
103 |
84 |
13 |
6 |
1607 |
He's going on Meet the Press |
1.2427 |
0.04672 |
103 |
80 |
21 |
2 |
1608 |
I'm putting you back on rice, bread and potatoes. |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1609 |
You should have had my dermatologist treat your wrinkles. |
1.2424 |
0.04318 |
132 |
104 |
24 |
4 |
1610 |
You could’ve just used some of my wrinkle cream |
1.2424 |
0.04824 |
132 |
108 |
16 |
8 |
1611 |
Gosh, I'm sorry I said it wouldn't kill you. |
1.2422 |
0.04673 |
128 |
103 |
19 |
6 |
1612 |
I told you to do it yourself, not on yourself. |
1.2422 |
0.04401 |
128 |
101 |
23 |
4 |
1613 |
Men really can't do anything right |
1.2422 |
0.04401 |
128 |
101 |
23 |
4 |
1614 |
You flat out used too much starch |
1.2422 |
0.04539 |
128 |
102 |
21 |
5 |
1615 |
I told him to 'tell me that you've never heard of the superhero Iron Man without telling me that you've never heard of the superhero Iron Man.' |
1.2421 |
0.05337 |
95 |
76 |
15 |
4 |
1616 |
TFW you've married the wrong Iron Man. |
1.2421 |
0.05337 |
95 |
76 |
15 |
4 |
1617 |
Honey, this self-irony thing is really getting out of hand. |
1.2421 |
0.05542 |
95 |
77 |
13 |
5 |
1618 |
Well, I'm glad that issue's now ironed out. |
1.2419 |
0.04773 |
124 |
100 |
18 |
6 |
1619 |
But you still have wrinkles on your face. |
1.2419 |
0.04187 |
124 |
96 |
26 |
2 |
1620 |
Did you empty the lint catcher? |
1.2419 |
0.04908 |
124 |
101 |
16 |
7 |
1621 |
I see you have a pressing problem. |
1.2419 |
0.04633 |
124 |
99 |
20 |
5 |
1622 |
I told you not to try to iron that suit while you're wearing it. But noooo, you wouldn't listen, |
1.2419 |
0.05040 |
124 |
102 |
14 |
8 |
1623 |
I don’t care if you have ironing board abs, extra starch in your shorts, or a wrinkle-free collar, I’m leaving you, Pete. |
1.2419 |
0.04490 |
124 |
98 |
22 |
4 |
1624 |
I’m flat out exhausted. |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1625 |
The label said "Do Not Iron." Can't you read? |
1.2417 |
0.04733 |
120 |
96 |
19 |
5 |
1626 |
Why can't you just accept that I'm better than you at limbo? |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1627 |
You look very crisp, Mr. Dali. |
1.2414 |
0.04682 |
116 |
92 |
20 |
4 |
1628 |
You looked better round. |
1.2414 |
0.04992 |
116 |
94 |
16 |
6 |
1629 |
This isn't what they meant when they said your suit was 'self-ironing.' |
1.2414 |
0.04839 |
116 |
93 |
18 |
5 |
1630 |
It's going to take more than this, Phil, to iron out our
martial issues. |
1.2414 |
0.04682 |
116 |
92 |
20 |
4 |
1631 |
That’s not how you get flat abs, Derek. |
1.2411 |
0.04438 |
112 |
87 |
23 |
2 |
1632 |
When you said you had a pressing problem, you weren't kidding |
1.2411 |
0.04616 |
112 |
88 |
21 |
3 |
1633 |
NOTE TO SELF
Never tell a partner with absolutely NO imagination that I am confident we can iron out our marital problems. |
1.2411 |
0.04952 |
112 |
90 |
17 |
5 |
1634 |
I'll get the Viagra. |
1.2411 |
0.05267 |
112 |
92 |
13 |
7 |
1635 |
You're still not getting the concept of irony. |
1.2411 |
0.05112 |
112 |
91 |
15 |
6 |
1636 |
But your label said ‘permanent press.’ |
1.2411 |
0.04616 |
112 |
88 |
21 |
3 |
1637 |
He has an iron deficiency |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
1638 |
You’re thinking of the wrong Iron Man |
1.2409 |
0.04578 |
137 |
111 |
19 |
7 |
1639 |
On the plus side, the doctor couldn't find any scorch marks. |
1.2407 |
0.04337 |
108 |
83 |
24 |
1 |
1640 |
Just once,you could let Phil win the limbo contest. |
1.2407 |
0.05403 |
108 |
89 |
12 |
7 |
1641 |
I told you, it works a lot better with your clothes OFF your body! |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1642 |
It's cheaper than Botox. |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1643 |
Nice try, but you still can't tell people you've done an Ironman. |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1644 |
I wouldn't call that a superpower, Iron Man. |
1.2406 |
0.04547 |
133 |
107 |
20 |
6 |
1645 |
I don't care how hard you press the point, the world is not flat. |
1.2406 |
0.04547 |
133 |
107 |
20 |
6 |
1646 |
When I said you should feel hard pressed to find a job,this is not what I meant. |
1.2406 |
0.04289 |
133 |
105 |
24 |
4 |
1647 |
Sure, but when I said that we had to "iron some things out".... |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1648 |
When I said we could iron things out, this wasn't what I meant! |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1649 |
Let me guess, you’re training for Ironman? |
1.2404 |
0.05550 |
104 |
86 |
11 |
7 |
1650 |
They’ll reimburse you for a flat rate box but not a plane ticket? |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
1651 |
He really ironed himself out. |
1.2404 |
0.04633 |
104 |
81 |
21 |
2 |
1652 |
Not quite what I meant when I said “Iron yourself.” |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1653 |
There are easier ways to increase your daily iron. |
1.2403 |
0.04508 |
129 |
103 |
21 |
5 |
1654 |
I told my mother we had a pressing engagement. |
1.2400 |
0.04158 |
125 |
97 |
26 |
2 |
1655 |
Don't worry sweetheart, we'll get this ironed out." |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1656 |
I am just trying to iron out our problems |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1657 |
I betcha fried eggs for breakfast doesn’t sound too good. |
1.2400 |
0.04740 |
100 |
78 |
20 |
2 |
1658 |
It's all or nothing with you. |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
1659 |
That's not what they meant by "flatten the curve". |
1.2400 |
0.04600 |
125 |
100 |
20 |
5 |
1660 |
I told you! Steam would have made you puffy! |
1.2400 |
0.04158 |
125 |
97 |
26 |
2 |
1661 |
Never, ever use the permanent press setting! |
1.2400 |
0.04458 |
125 |
99 |
22 |
4 |
1662 |
You are flat-out useless around the house! |
1.2400 |
0.04158 |
125 |
97 |
26 |
2 |
1663 |
When you're done pressing your suit, just please promise you won't vacuum the house. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1664 |
This is not what I meant when I said ironclad |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1665 |
What? We all out of spray starch? |
1.2400 |
0.04158 |
125 |
97 |
26 |
2 |
1666 |
Maybe you should reconsider working at the Flatiron Building. |
1.2397 |
0.04843 |
121 |
98 |
17 |
6 |
1667 |
Honey, you completely misunderstand how the Ironman Competition requires body shaping... |
1.2397 |
0.04843 |
121 |
98 |
17 |
6 |
1668 |
You are a smooth dude ! |
1.2397 |
0.04070 |
121 |
93 |
27 |
1 |
1669 |
Bob, OTHER fans of Black Sabbath can listen to the song "Iron Man" without having to do THIS... " |
1.2397 |
0.05119 |
121 |
100 |
13 |
8 |
1670 |
His profile read, “I am Iron Man.” Disappointing. |
1.2397 |
0.04395 |
121 |
95 |
23 |
3 |
1671 |
Are you rethinking what you said about mindless household chores? |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1672 |
And here's me thinking the cat wearing mascara was the weirdest thing that would happen today... |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1673 |
You're the one that said no starch. |
1.2393 |
0.04646 |
117 |
93 |
20 |
4 |
1674 |
That's not what I meant when I suggested you iron out your problems. |
1.2393 |
0.04485 |
117 |
92 |
22 |
3 |
1675 |
First take the suit off next time. |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1676 |
For a guy who normally can't touch his toes, this is really impressive. |
1.2393 |
0.05100 |
117 |
96 |
14 |
7 |
1677 |
Now I can take him as carry on’ |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1678 |
Honey, I told you it's a wash and wear suit, not wear and . . . Oh, never mind. |
1.2393 |
0.04646 |
117 |
93 |
20 |
4 |
1679 |
Your Iron Man impression falls flat" |
1.2393 |
0.04317 |
117 |
91 |
24 |
2 |
1680 |
I’m not going to do it for you just because you are terrible at it. |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1681 |
you better accept that not being straight is also normal! |
1.2393 |
0.04485 |
117 |
92 |
22 |
3 |
1682 |
I told you to drink more water first. |
1.2393 |
0.04646 |
117 |
93 |
20 |
4 |
1683 |
How about a little starch for the collar. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1684 |
I had no idea you were so kinky. |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
1685 |
Honey, you’ve got to get out of your clothes first. |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
1686 |
You forgot to do your head. |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
1687 |
They say a body needs iron, but this is ridiculous. |
1.2389 |
0.04580 |
113 |
89 |
21 |
3 |
1688 |
Only have the energy for two dimensions today. |
1.2389 |
0.04580 |
113 |
89 |
21 |
3 |
1689 |
I thought you said you were drip-dry! |
1.2389 |
0.05071 |
113 |
92 |
15 |
6 |
1690 |
Marriage. Let's iron out the wrinkles in our marriage, I said. |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
1691 |
You still have to take out the trash. |
1.2389 |
0.04580 |
113 |
89 |
21 |
3 |
1692 |
Flat affect's good for tech, honey. You're in sales. |
1.2389 |
0.04221 |
113 |
87 |
25 |
1 |
1693 |
You forgot your head. |
1.2389 |
0.05225 |
113 |
93 |
13 |
7 |
1694 |
..."
"did you not always want a cardboard cut-out of me? |
1.2389 |
0.04404 |
113 |
88 |
23 |
2 |
1695 |
Flattening will get you nowhere. |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
1696 |
I can tell you’re feeling real pressed. |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
1697 |
I told you it wouldn't be faster. |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
1698 |
You didn't believe me when I told you to do it standing up |
1.2388 |
0.04517 |
134 |
108 |
20 |
6 |
1699 |
Sweetheart, it’s easier if you take the suit off first.” |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1700 |
Hey! the cat will get inspired! |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1701 |
Well, I did tell him we needed to iron some things out... |
1.2385 |
0.04303 |
109 |
84 |
24 |
1 |
1702 |
My love language is acts of subservience |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1703 |
This isn't what they meant when they said that flattery will get you anywhere! |
1.2385 |
0.04736 |
130 |
106 |
17 |
7 |
1704 |
This isn’t what I meant by ironing out the kinks, John |
1.2385 |
0.04341 |
130 |
103 |
23 |
4 |
1705 |
This is your training for Iron Man? |
1.2381 |
0.04567 |
126 |
101 |
20 |
5 |
1706 |
I was thinking of sending it to the cleaners, but I didn't want to press my luck. |
1.2381 |
0.05332 |
105 |
86 |
13 |
6 |
1707 |
You could just call in sick, hon. |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
1708 |
I heard people saying, they've seen Salvador Dali walking around the neighborhood! |
1.2381 |
0.04426 |
126 |
100 |
22 |
4 |
1709 |
Well, I did say it was a pressing emergency. |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
1710 |
I’ve been through the wringer this week. |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
1711 |
Glad you're finally straightening out. |
1.2381 |
0.04594 |
105 |
82 |
21 |
2 |
1712 |
Who wears a suit to a limbo contest? |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
1713 |
Even the cat knows that's not The Iron Man. |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
1714 |
You were just supposed to iron the bloody tie. |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
1715 |
Really your weaponized incompetence hurts both of us. |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
1716 |
I had something else in mind when I told you to straighten yourself out. |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1717 |
After folding, you’ll fit in my carry-on bag. |
1.2377 |
0.04363 |
122 |
96 |
23 |
3 |
1718 |
It’s Ironed man! |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1719 |
You did this without the iron plugged in? |
1.2377 |
0.04363 |
122 |
96 |
23 |
3 |
1720 |
This is not how Iron Man got his start. |
1.2377 |
0.04807 |
122 |
99 |
17 |
6 |
1721 |
Nice job. Flat out looks great! |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
1722 |
Why so pressed? |
1.2377 |
0.04516 |
122 |
97 |
21 |
4 |
1723 |
Ironman who |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1724 |
Will that work with my stretch marks? |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1725 |
Stanley - Just stop. Please. |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
1726 |
Oh no,dear. The Dali setting is only for watches. |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
1727 |
That's the problem with Ozempic... Sure, you're thinner but you really start to notice the wrinkles. |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1728 |
hot yoga |
1.2376 |
0.05293 |
101 |
82 |
14 |
5 |
1729 |
I'm tired of your weaponized incompetence. |
1.2373 |
0.05061 |
118 |
97 |
14 |
7 |
1730 |
You fool,nobody irons anymore |
1.2373 |
0.04766 |
118 |
95 |
18 |
5 |
1731 |
I'm all for time-saving tips, but this is ridiculous |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1732 |
Permanent press? |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
1733 |
You really want to press the issue Chip? Try the steam setting. |
1.2373 |
0.04286 |
118 |
92 |
24 |
2 |
1734 |
This is your idea of a pressing problem? |
1.2373 |
0.04451 |
118 |
93 |
22 |
3 |
1735 |
Slight wrinkle, there's no room for you in the closet |
1.2371 |
0.04582 |
97 |
75 |
21 |
1 |
1736 |
Sweetie iron the suit BEFORE you put it on ok? |
1.2370 |
0.04233 |
135 |
107 |
24 |
4 |
1737 |
You've taken this self-care thing too far. |
1.2370 |
0.04608 |
135 |
110 |
18 |
7 |
1738 |
So, it looks like we are stumped again by the "Wash & Wear" tags. |
1.2370 |
0.04233 |
135 |
107 |
24 |
4 |
1739 |
I identify as a dress shirt. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1740 |
One too many DIY books! |
1.2368 |
0.04545 |
114 |
90 |
21 |
3 |
1741 |
and I found him in the dryer last week after the rain |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1742 |
You got things ironed out I see |
1.2366 |
0.04431 |
93 |
71 |
22 |
0 |
1743 |
I can always tell when you’re flat out lying. |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1744 |
I had no idea you’re that depressed. |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
1745 |
Relax I said. |
1.2364 |
0.04820 |
110 |
88 |
18 |
4 |
1746 |
Gerald, your antics are wearing quite thin. |
1.2364 |
0.04644 |
110 |
87 |
20 |
3 |
1747 |
Flatlining |
1.2364 |
0.04644 |
110 |
87 |
20 |
3 |
1748 |
Oh dear, I forgot your dyslexia when I left that note about "dress to impress".... |
1.2364 |
0.04644 |
110 |
87 |
20 |
3 |
1749 |
Honey, not right now! I'm steamed. |
1.2364 |
0.04820 |
110 |
88 |
18 |
4 |
1750 |
When I told you we needed to iron things out,it was just a figure of speech |
1.2364 |
0.04820 |
110 |
88 |
18 |
4 |
1751 |
What are you doing? That's a no-iron shirt. |
1.2360 |
0.05059 |
89 |
70 |
17 |
2 |
1752 |
Silly man, you need more starch. |
1.2360 |
0.05059 |
89 |
70 |
17 |
2 |
1753 |
You're flattering yourself. |
1.2360 |
0.05541 |
89 |
72 |
13 |
4 |
1754 |
That's way too much starch! |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
1755 |
I'm still not taking you on my trip. There's only so much room in my suitcase. |
1.2358 |
0.04354 |
106 |
82 |
23 |
1 |
1756 |
I never said this was a good idea. |
1.2358 |
0.04354 |
106 |
82 |
23 |
1 |
1757 |
This isn't what I meant about ironing out our issues... |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
1758 |
That suit flatters you. |
1.2358 |
0.04749 |
106 |
84 |
19 |
3 |
1759 |
Let me guess…you’re pressed for time? |
1.2358 |
0.04354 |
106 |
82 |
23 |
1 |
1760 |
You take things so literally. This isn't how to iron out our problems. |
1.2358 |
0.05043 |
123 |
102 |
13 |
8 |
1761 |
You are flat-out weird. |
1.2358 |
0.04483 |
123 |
98 |
21 |
4 |
1762 |
Well if it isn't Mr. Efficiency himself. |
1.2358 |
0.04483 |
123 |
98 |
21 |
4 |
1763 |
I knew you were running late, but this is flat-out ridiculous. |
1.2353 |
0.04658 |
102 |
80 |
20 |
2 |
1764 |
That’s not what I meant when I said we had to try to straighten things out |
1.2353 |
0.04658 |
102 |
80 |
20 |
2 |
1765 |
And it isn’t even plugged in. |
1.2353 |
0.04418 |
119 |
94 |
22 |
3 |
1766 |
Is it plugged in? |
1.2353 |
0.04418 |
119 |
94 |
22 |
3 |
1767 |
I said “you do the ironing,” not “iron yourself!” |
1.2353 |
0.04862 |
102 |
81 |
18 |
3 |
1768 |
There's such a thing as too flat, Stanley. |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
119 |
95 |
20 |
4 |
1769 |
You look like the starch has gone out of you.
Or
I guess today at work really flattened you. |
1.2353 |
0.04445 |
102 |
79 |
22 |
1 |
1770 |
His Tinder profile did say, “Ironman world champion.” |
1.2353 |
0.04862 |
102 |
81 |
18 |
3 |
1771 |
You never LISTEN...I said use the LOW setting! |
1.2353 |
0.04658 |
102 |
80 |
20 |
2 |
1772 |
You will seriously do anything to get out of chores. |
1.2353 |
0.04878 |
119 |
97 |
16 |
6 |
1773 |
When you said we could iron this out I didn’t think you meant literally |
1.2353 |
0.04658 |
102 |
80 |
20 |
2 |
1774 |
This part is actually much more pleasant compared to being in the dryer. |
1.2348 |
0.04146 |
132 |
104 |
25 |
3 |
1775 |
I said use the wrinkle-free setting |
1.2348 |
0.04283 |
132 |
105 |
23 |
4 |
1776 |
The plane IS pretty bad, but I won’t mail you there. |
1.2348 |
0.04670 |
132 |
108 |
17 |
7 |
1777 |
It appears you've had a change of perspective... |
1.2348 |
0.04337 |
115 |
90 |
23 |
2 |
1778 |
Spray starch will not help you stand up to the boss. |
1.2348 |
0.04836 |
115 |
93 |
17 |
5 |
1779 |
We were just supposed to iron out our problems, but Mark is an overachiever by all measures. |
1.2348 |
0.04836 |
115 |
93 |
17 |
5 |
1780 |
You do the dishes and I'll do the laundry. |
1.2348 |
0.05142 |
115 |
95 |
13 |
7 |
1781 |
Now, where are your bootstraps when we need them? |
1.2348 |
0.04836 |
115 |
93 |
17 |
5 |
1782 |
This outta straighten him out |
1.2348 |
0.04991 |
115 |
94 |
15 |
6 |
1783 |
No, Howard. I am NOT going to re-inflate you again. |
1.2347 |
0.05389 |
98 |
80 |
13 |
5 |
1784 |
…so pressing that you needed to iron out a problem without us ? |
1.2347 |
0.05580 |
98 |
81 |
11 |
6 |
1785 |
I told you the Hemsworth setting was too hot... |
1.2347 |
0.04303 |
98 |
75 |
23 |
0 |
1786 |
This motherfucker. |
1.2344 |
0.05141 |
128 |
108 |
10 |
10 |
1787 |
Aha! I’ve always suspected you were a part of the liberal press, |
1.2344 |
0.04896 |
128 |
106 |
14 |
8 |
1788 |
I asked you just to wash and fold! |
1.2344 |
0.04221 |
128 |
101 |
24 |
3 |
1789 |
I'm concerned about your latest fad diet. |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
1790 |
That Dali imitation is getting really old. |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
1791 |
I told you to grow a spine. |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
1792 |
You might get away with, Starch Man, but definitely not, Iron Man. |
1.2342 |
0.05112 |
111 |
91 |
14 |
6 |
1793 |
I told you to feed the cat and THEN iron out the details |
1.2342 |
0.04781 |
111 |
89 |
18 |
4 |
1794 |
We have to iron out something in our relationship |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
1795 |
this look will pair perfectly with your flat affect. |
1.2340 |
0.05941 |
94 |
79 |
8 |
7 |
1796 |
I bet you’re really impressed with yourself. |
1.2340 |
0.04884 |
94 |
74 |
18 |
2 |
1797 |
I'll get the starch. |
1.2339 |
0.04873 |
124 |
102 |
15 |
7 |
1798 |
That’s not the way to get flat abs! |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1799 |
When I suggested you should try ironing yourself.... |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1800 |
Are you paid on a flat rate? |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1801 |
"Yes, I know those safety warnings can seem ridiculous, but in this case, they were right." |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
1802 |
What in the world! Did you just iron yourself? |
1.2336 |
0.04710 |
107 |
85 |
19 |
3 |
1803 |
I’ll grab a hanger so I can get you to work. |
1.2336 |
0.05241 |
107 |
88 |
13 |
6 |
1804 |
Finally,now I can wear you to my job interview. |
1.2336 |
0.04319 |
107 |
83 |
23 |
1 |
1805 |
Not bad for a first attempt. |
1.2336 |
0.04519 |
107 |
84 |
21 |
2 |
1806 |
For the last time , you are NOT Iron Man!! |
1.2336 |
0.04710 |
107 |
85 |
19 |
3 |
1807 |
I said I wanted a frappucino, not a flat white. |
1.2336 |
0.04519 |
107 |
84 |
21 |
2 |
1808 |
You see what I mean about the starch |
1.2336 |
0.04710 |
107 |
85 |
19 |
3 |
1809 |
You just 'flat' never pay attention to anything I say! |
1.2336 |
0.04519 |
107 |
84 |
21 |
2 |
1810 |
Wow. The blue suit really is trimming. |
1.2336 |
0.04319 |
107 |
83 |
23 |
1 |
1811 |
No, you cannot blame the cat this time. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1812 |
That's the last time I'll let Dali do the laundry. |
1.2333 |
0.04841 |
120 |
98 |
16 |
6 |
1813 |
Stanley, grow up already! |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1814 |
Phillip, I told you to give me a minute and I’d do it for you! |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1815 |
No, I can't fix it. I warned you there was more to it than you knew. |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
1816 |
You need a woman's touch. |
1.2333 |
0.04543 |
120 |
96 |
20 |
4 |
1817 |
Why are you always so dramatic?!? All I did is ask you to help with the laundry every once in a while! |
1.2333 |
0.04543 |
120 |
96 |
20 |
4 |
1818 |
There's no need to act out how pressed you feel." |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
1819 |
This is not what Dr. Shapiro meant by getting more iron. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1820 |
I said "put on your fat suit" not your "flat suit". |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1821 |
I ask you to do the laundry one time and this is what happens. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1822 |
That's not what self ironing means. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1823 |
Is this you being ironic? |
1.2330 |
0.04407 |
103 |
80 |
22 |
1 |
1824 |
Next time let's just pay for dry cleaning. |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
1825 |
Why couldn’t you just use the steamer? |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1826 |
Honey you're a great architect but you just can't create another Flatiron Building |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
1827 |
Hoyt, I hope you get The Thin Man part, but this director likes a wrinkle or two in his characters. |
1.2330 |
0.04820 |
103 |
82 |
18 |
3 |
1828 |
Is this because I wouldn't let you use my anti-aging cream? |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
1829 |
I warned you about the perils of DIY. |
1.2328 |
0.04475 |
116 |
92 |
21 |
3 |
1830 |
The day that Contrary Colin misheard "don't flatter yourself" was the day he started taking things too far. |
1.2328 |
0.04475 |
116 |
92 |
21 |
3 |
1831 |
You forgot to put a crease in your pants. |
1.2328 |
0.05101 |
116 |
96 |
13 |
7 |
1832 |
You forgot to use starch. |
1.2328 |
0.04798 |
116 |
94 |
17 |
5 |
1833 |
When I suggested we iron out our differences
this is not exactly what I meant. |
1.2328 |
0.04952 |
116 |
95 |
15 |
6 |
1834 |
Your taking the Flat Stanley costume too far. |
1.2328 |
0.05246 |
116 |
97 |
11 |
8 |
1835 |
I thought you were being ironic. |
1.2326 |
0.04472 |
129 |
104 |
20 |
5 |
1836 |
Didn't I tell you to go easy on the fabric softener? |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
1837 |
Stanley! Not again! |
1.2326 |
0.05889 |
86 |
71 |
10 |
5 |
1838 |
This is what you had in mind when I said you had to iron out all the details? |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
1839 |
We've had a hard time ironing out our differences. |
1.2326 |
0.04472 |
129 |
104 |
20 |
5 |
1840 |
I don't think this is what they meant by 'flatten the curve.'" |
1.2323 |
0.04938 |
99 |
79 |
17 |
3 |
1841 |
That's certainly an ironclad argument!" "
I'm imPRESSED! |
1.2323 |
0.04938 |
99 |
79 |
17 |
3 |
1842 |
who said you could use my iron. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1843 |
Just ironing out a few issues |
1.2323 |
0.04501 |
99 |
77 |
21 |
1 |
1844 |
I think you've really got to get over this obsession with Dali... |
1.2321 |
0.04909 |
112 |
91 |
16 |
5 |
1845 |
This is why househusband is not a word. |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1846 |
Okay, I think we need go over the pros and cons of the permanent-press setting again. |
1.2321 |
0.04909 |
112 |
91 |
16 |
5 |
1847 |
No. First iron; then get dressed. |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1848 |
This is not what I meant by permanent press. |
1.2321 |
0.04390 |
112 |
88 |
22 |
2 |
1849 |
When you said the issue was pressing... |
1.2320 |
0.04419 |
125 |
100 |
21 |
4 |
1850 |
I said you need to learn to express yourself. |
1.2320 |
0.04563 |
125 |
101 |
19 |
5 |
1851 |
I get it, no creases. |
1.2320 |
0.04271 |
125 |
99 |
23 |
3 |
1852 |
I didn't mean it literally when I said you could press your suit in five minutes flat. |
1.2316 |
0.04601 |
95 |
74 |
20 |
1 |
1853 |
That's not what I meant when I said iron out your problems. |
1.2315 |
0.04482 |
108 |
85 |
21 |
2 |
1854 |
You look taller in that suit. |
1.2315 |
0.04671 |
108 |
86 |
19 |
3 |
1855 |
I can't believe you're trying the "I accidentally ironed myself" again. |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
1856 |
You flatter yourself," I said, not "flatten yourself |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
1857 |
You're supposed to remove the suit first |
1.2315 |
0.04482 |
108 |
85 |
21 |
2 |
1858 |
Looks good! Would you like me to stencil "WELCOME" up your pant leg? |
1.2315 |
0.04671 |
108 |
86 |
19 |
3 |
1859 |
Looks like flattery finally got me somewhere. |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
1860 |
You misread the tag; the suit is 'non-iron,' not 'on-iron.' |
1.2315 |
0.04284 |
108 |
84 |
23 |
1 |
1861 |
Honey you are flat out gorgeous! |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
1862 |
I think we've ironed out our differences |
1.2315 |
0.04284 |
108 |
84 |
23 |
1 |
1863 |
Frankly,a crease would improve the look |
1.2314 |
0.04805 |
121 |
99 |
16 |
6 |
1864 |
When I said that we need to iron a few things out I didn’t think you’d take it literally. |
1.2313 |
0.03952 |
134 |
105 |
27 |
2 |
1865 |
I told you when you bought it that outfit wasn’t wash and wear. |
1.2313 |
0.04357 |
134 |
108 |
21 |
5 |
1866 |
Stan, you've got too much starch in your diet. |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
117 |
93 |
21 |
3 |
1867 |
I knew you'd been feeling pressed lately. |
1.2308 |
0.04579 |
104 |
82 |
20 |
2 |
1868 |
You know, it's easier if you take the suit of before you iron. |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1869 |
Maybe try the 'tumble-dry' next time. |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
1870 |
It says “drip dry” |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1871 |
You should have told me to use starch |
1.2308 |
0.04579 |
104 |
82 |
20 |
2 |
1872 |
You don't iron wash-and-wear. |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
130 |
105 |
20 |
5 |
1873 |
How was your first day working at the dry cleaners? |
1.2308 |
0.04779 |
104 |
83 |
18 |
3 |
1874 |
I told you you needed more starch in your diet. |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1875 |
Well so much for that idea. |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1876 |
OK, you're Ironman. Now will you feed the cat please? |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
130 |
105 |
20 |
5 |
1877 |
Pressing matters |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1878 |
At least you can still work from home. |
1.2308 |
0.04151 |
104 |
80 |
24 |
0 |
1879 |
I told you we’d iron things out at some point. |
1.2302 |
0.03996 |
139 |
110 |
26 |
3 |
1880 |
I told you that I was pressed for time. |
1.2302 |
0.04241 |
126 |
100 |
23 |
3 |
1881 |
You've been going flat out all week. |
1.2301 |
0.05184 |
113 |
94 |
12 |
7 |
1882 |
Next time try adding more starch. |
1.2301 |
0.04534 |
113 |
90 |
20 |
3 |
1883 |
That's not what I meant when I said iron yourself! |
1.2301 |
0.04705 |
113 |
91 |
18 |
4 |
1884 |
Stanley, you're supposed to turn the clothes inside out. |
1.2301 |
0.04534 |
113 |
90 |
20 |
3 |
1885 |
Ironing while intoxicated...again? |
1.2301 |
0.04870 |
113 |
92 |
16 |
5 |
1886 |
I know it's cheaper than flying...but I'm not going to mail you overseas. |
1.2301 |
0.04705 |
113 |
91 |
18 |
4 |
1887 |
Ready to fold? |
1.2301 |
0.04705 |
113 |
91 |
18 |
4 |
1888 |
You are supposed to remove the suit before you iron it. |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
1889 |
I'm glad we got this ironed out. |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
1890 |
At least you're not depressed any more. |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
1891 |
Ok, you've proved you're flat out funny. |
1.2300 |
0.04683 |
100 |
79 |
19 |
2 |
1892 |
Oh, great, and we're out of hangers. |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
1893 |
The kid at the help desk said it might be a 3D printer hacker. |
1.2300 |
0.04683 |
100 |
79 |
19 |
2 |
1894 |
I see you’ve ironed yourself out. |
1.2300 |
0.04683 |
100 |
79 |
19 |
2 |
1895 |
I see you've finally straightened out. |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
1896 |
Thought you could just slip by me? |
1.2300 |
0.05096 |
100 |
81 |
15 |
4 |
1897 |
So you really are hard pressed. |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
1898 |
If you promise to stop, next Christmas we WILL get you a REAL Iron Man suit. |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
1899 |
Hey, You got the keys? I’m gonna take this dog for a poop. |
1.2299 |
0.06052 |
87 |
73 |
8 |
6 |
1900 |
Honey, I suggest you go back to the office. This working from home is not going well. |
1.2299 |
0.04823 |
87 |
68 |
18 |
1 |
1901 |
Is this what you meant when you finally agreed to see a shrink? |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
1902 |
I told you so. Every single gadget doesn't need to be controlled by an app. |
1.2295 |
0.04322 |
122 |
97 |
22 |
3 |
1903 |
Are you pressed for time hon |
1.2295 |
0.04476 |
122 |
98 |
20 |
4 |
1904 |
That's not what I meant when I said you have some problems that need ironing out. |
1.2295 |
0.04476 |
122 |
98 |
20 |
4 |
1905 |
I think we're going to need a lot more starch here. |
1.2294 |
0.05154 |
109 |
90 |
13 |
6 |
1906 |
I know you're pressed for time but would you mind walking the dog? |
1.2294 |
0.05154 |
109 |
90 |
13 |
6 |
1907 |
OK, but I still think the steam room would be easier |
1.2294 |
0.04633 |
109 |
87 |
19 |
3 |
1908 |
Ironically, that suit is permanent press. |
1.2294 |
0.04446 |
109 |
86 |
21 |
2 |
1909 |
Would you pass me the iron, please? |
1.2294 |
0.04250 |
109 |
85 |
23 |
1 |
1910 |
Were you even listening when the therapist told us to iron things out? |
1.2294 |
0.04633 |
109 |
87 |
19 |
3 |
1911 |
So, when you said you still had a few wrinkles to iron out… |
1.2294 |
0.04813 |
109 |
88 |
17 |
4 |
1912 |
...but his TikTok video has gone viral! |
1.2294 |
0.04633 |
109 |
87 |
19 |
3 |
1913 |
So, you are right handed! |
1.2294 |
0.05316 |
109 |
91 |
11 |
7 |
1914 |
You're not going to impress a girl from Flatbush! |
1.2294 |
0.04986 |
109 |
89 |
15 |
5 |
1915 |
I'm not sure if that'll help your speech go smoothly or if now it'll fall flat. |
1.2294 |
0.04633 |
109 |
87 |
19 |
3 |
1916 |
I knew he was square but I didn't realize he was flat! |
1.2294 |
0.04446 |
109 |
86 |
21 |
2 |
1917 |
Well, this is a new wrinkle. |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
1918 |
What did I warn you about internet diet hacks? |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
1919 |
I don't think this is what the doctor meant when he suggested an iron supplement. |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
1920 |
Whatever you say, but "Flat Ernie" is a trademark infringement. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
1921 |
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, ‘Well, how did I get here?’ |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
1922 |
Now we’re flat broke. |
1.2290 |
0.04275 |
131 |
105 |
22 |
4 |
1923 |
When they asked you to run for office this is not what they meant by press the flesh. |
1.2290 |
0.04542 |
131 |
107 |
18 |
6 |
1924 |
We're sending you back to your mother. |
1.2288 |
0.05022 |
118 |
98 |
13 |
7 |
1925 |
Your irony fell flat again? |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1926 |
I guess the ad did say "tidy flatmate" |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1927 |
When I said, "Why don't you iron yourself?", you forgot my ineptness with reflexive pronouns. |
1.2288 |
0.05303 |
118 |
100 |
9 |
9 |
1928 |
You still look your age! |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1929 |
I said you flatter yourself, not flatten yourself. |
1.2288 |
0.04240 |
118 |
93 |
23 |
2 |
1930 |
I don't think this is what the doctor meant when he said to straighten out your life. |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1931 |
Please tell me Miss Kitty's fresh sardines aren't still in your jacket pocket. |
1.2288 |
0.05022 |
118 |
98 |
13 |
7 |
1932 |
Seriously... |
1.2286 |
0.04928 |
105 |
85 |
16 |
4 |
1933 |
My mother is here, and yes we still see you. |
1.2286 |
0.05286 |
105 |
87 |
12 |
6 |
1934 |
Honey, I'm telling you. You have a self-medication issue. |
1.2286 |
0.04928 |
105 |
85 |
16 |
4 |
1935 |
I wish I could help you out, but I'm sorry, honey, I'm just flat out of steam. |
1.2286 |
0.05286 |
105 |
87 |
12 |
6 |
1936 |
You're nice and flat, except for the head part. |
1.2286 |
0.04738 |
105 |
84 |
18 |
3 |
1937 |
You’re supposed to take off the suit first. |
1.2283 |
0.04211 |
127 |
101 |
23 |
3 |
1938 |
That’s what you get for letting off some steam |
1.2283 |
0.04357 |
127 |
102 |
21 |
4 |
1939 |
Honey, I don’t think that’s what they meant when they said to iron things out. |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
1940 |
You are still wrinkled. |
1.2283 |
0.05595 |
92 |
76 |
11 |
5 |
1941 |
We're still going to couples therapy, you can't just iron out your relationship with your mom. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
1942 |
this is a painful way to appear straight … |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
1943 |
How were you able to do that without plugging it in? |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
1944 |
I thought you were wash and wear! |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
1945 |
I'm glad we got that straightened out. |
1.2281 |
0.04499 |
114 |
91 |
20 |
3 |
1946 |
What is the pressing mater this time? |
1.2281 |
0.04668 |
114 |
92 |
18 |
4 |
1947 |
No, it didn't remove your facial wrinkles... |
1.2281 |
0.04499 |
114 |
91 |
20 |
3 |
1948 |
Too much softener. |
1.2281 |
0.04990 |
114 |
94 |
14 |
6 |
1949 |
:All right, all right, I'll do the ironing this week." |
1.2281 |
0.04499 |
114 |
91 |
20 |
3 |
1950 |
The tie! Just the tie! |
1.2281 |
0.04990 |
114 |
94 |
14 |
6 |
1951 |
At this point I'm thinking more starch |
1.2277 |
0.04850 |
101 |
81 |
17 |
3 |
1952 |
ExPRESS yourself! |
1.2277 |
0.05243 |
101 |
83 |
13 |
5 |
1953 |
I warned you about the "steam" option. |
1.2277 |
0.05050 |
101 |
82 |
15 |
4 |
1954 |
I'd recommend adding starch to your diet. |
1.2277 |
0.05428 |
101 |
84 |
11 |
6 |
1955 |
I know you’re pressed for time…but.. |
1.2277 |
0.04850 |
101 |
81 |
17 |
3 |
1956 |
I was going for sharp, but I ended up flat. |
1.2277 |
0.05050 |
101 |
82 |
15 |
4 |
1957 |
Oh, honey - I just asked for a flat white |
1.2277 |
0.05050 |
101 |
82 |
15 |
4 |
1958 |
I told you things would iron themselves out but no, you wouldn’t listen |
1.2277 |
0.04642 |
101 |
80 |
19 |
2 |
1959 |
I forgot to give him a blow job this morning. |
1.2276 |
0.04591 |
123 |
100 |
18 |
5 |
1960 |
I told him "That iron-clad agreement won't end well." |
1.2276 |
0.04443 |
123 |
99 |
20 |
4 |
1961 |
No, I said IRONY is dead |
1.2276 |
0.04734 |
123 |
101 |
16 |
6 |
1962 |
you don’t know what iron man is, do you |
1.2276 |
0.04591 |
123 |
100 |
18 |
5 |
1963 |
A little startch will help you with your posture. |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1964 |
I said "Iron IT yourself," not, "Iron YOURSELF!" |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1965 |
That does not make you an Ironman!” |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1966 |
I told you to take it off first! |
1.2273 |
0.04775 |
88 |
69 |
18 |
1 |
1967 |
He's flat-ironed! |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
1968 |
You are SO literal”….I simply said “there were some things we needed to iron out” |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
1969 |
You’re supposed to take your clothes off first |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1970 |
Not that kind of iron deficiency. |
1.2273 |
0.05271 |
110 |
92 |
11 |
7 |
1971 |
You've taken 'permanent press' to a whole new level. |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1972 |
I am not that flat |
1.2273 |
0.05041 |
88 |
70 |
16 |
2 |
1973 |
I know it's Wash'nWear. But it says: Iron only when necessary. |
1.2273 |
0.05271 |
110 |
92 |
11 |
7 |
1974 |
We need to straighten some things out" is a metaphor, Joe |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1975 |
That was work. They've postponed today's Iron Man contest. |
1.2273 |
0.05535 |
88 |
72 |
12 |
4 |
1976 |
What I said was you have no sense of self irony |
1.2273 |
0.04410 |
110 |
87 |
21 |
2 |
1977 |
'He did say he felt a bit flat this week' |
1.2273 |
0.04410 |
110 |
87 |
21 |
2 |
1978 |
"If the label says Wash & Wear, it doesn't mean at the same time. |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1979 |
This is not what I expected when you told me you’re training for an ironman competition. |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
1980 |
Now at least you can say “ your pressed for time” |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1981 |
There is already an iron man. |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
1982 |
His apartment is in the Flatiron Building. |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1983 |
What can I say, I got board |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1984 |
Good. Now if I roll you up you shouldn’t have wrinkles when you get there. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1985 |
You gotta take it off, Kent |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1986 |
Frankly, I think you've got much more pressing issues to iron out. |
1.2266 |
0.04602 |
128 |
105 |
17 |
6 |
1987 |
I told you not to press your luck. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1988 |
I don’t think that’s what they meant when they said machine wash cold, dry flat. And, Stan, you know they said no iron. |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
1989 |
You said 10 minutes flat! |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1990 |
Did I forget to mention your suit is permanent press |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1991 |
I told you he was smooth. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1992 |
Now don't tell me you didn't put yourself through the rinse cycle first. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1993 |
Long Covid. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1994 |
When I said “go iron yourself” I didn’t actually mean it. |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1995 |
Well? Did you iron out our differences? |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
1996 |
I told you he’s a fucking idiot. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1997 |
When I said, "We'll put your clothes in the overhead........" |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
1998 |
"I thought you said you were de-pressed!" |
1.2262 |
0.04895 |
84 |
66 |
17 |
1 |
1999 |
I told you: if you're going to multi-task, do it in the kitchen so you can make us paninis. |
1.2262 |
0.04592 |
84 |
65 |
19 |
0 |
2000 |
You're spreading me too thin, Linda. |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
2001 |
I suppose you'll try to blame this on the cat, too! |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
2002 |
My patience for you is wearing thin. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
2003 |
I don't think that's what he meant when he told you we should iron out our differences... |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
2004 |
Yes you got the wrinkeles. Bot, no... |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
2005 |
I still think botox would be better. |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
2006 |
You have to stop bending over backwards all the time. |
1.2261 |
0.04289 |
115 |
91 |
22 |
2 |
2007 |
You were right. The user manual DIDN'T say not to. |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
2008 |
And you say I'm the one with no sense of irony. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
2009 |
Iron-ic. All washed up. Board and flat. Whatever suits you, you said. And me with my dryer sense of humor. Oh to be so stiff. Punny isn't it? |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
2010 |
I told you it was a left-handed iron |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
2011 |
I got carried away |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
2012 |
Yet again your humor falls flat, Bon. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
2013 |
I’ve always said you are too easily impressed. |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
2014 |
Maybe you should've used a lower setting. |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
2015 |
I said, 'IronY' |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2016 |
Wow you’re really committing to this whole weaponized incompetence thing, aren’t you? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2017 |
I think we ironed out everything |
1.2258 |
0.04619 |
93 |
73 |
19 |
1 |
2018 |
Well, they didn’t call him Iron Man for nothin’ |
1.2258 |
0.04411 |
124 |
100 |
20 |
4 |
2019 |
Did you take your blue pills today? |
1.2258 |
0.06140 |
93 |
80 |
5 |
8 |
2020 |
I see you found an iron deficiency treatment on social media. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
2021 |
The beauty standards Flat Stanley imposed on young men… |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
2022 |
Honey, you asked me to iron out your wrinkles |
1.2258 |
0.04619 |
93 |
73 |
19 |
1 |
2023 |
What part of "wrinkle free" fabric didn't you understand? |
1.2256 |
0.03939 |
133 |
105 |
26 |
2 |
2024 |
Thats not what I meant when I said "we need to iron out some differences" |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
2025 |
This isn’t bad. You should have seen me after I came out of the washer. |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
2026 |
All I did was to tell him to straighten himself out |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
2027 |
Congratulations. Your obsession with saving time has finally caught up with you. |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
2028 |
I can see you're just "flat out" again |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
2029 |
I did not mean THIS when I said we need to iron out our problems! |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
2030 |
„Honey, could you please flip me over and iron the back of the shirt?“ |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
2031 |
This isn’t what I meant when I said you needed to straighten yourself out. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
2032 |
This is a wrinkle I wasn’t expecting. |
1.2252 |
0.04904 |
111 |
91 |
15 |
5 |
2033 |
Steve--I thought you were planning to set yourself on drip/dry. |
1.2252 |
0.04558 |
111 |
89 |
19 |
3 |
2034 |
This is not what I meant when I said we needed to iron things out. |
1.2252 |
0.04558 |
111 |
89 |
19 |
3 |
2035 |
Honey, just pay up for the extra leg room next time. |
1.2252 |
0.05228 |
111 |
93 |
11 |
7 |
2036 |
I warned you about Auto Erotic Martinizing. |
1.2250 |
0.04342 |
120 |
96 |
21 |
3 |
2037 |
REALLY??? THIS IS BEYOND IRONING OUT OUR DIFFERENCES!!! |
1.2248 |
0.04296 |
129 |
104 |
21 |
4 |
2038 |
I tried to tell you that sleeping in your clothes doesn't really save time in the morning. |
1.2248 |
0.04435 |
129 |
105 |
19 |
5 |
2039 |
I know you're getting ready for work, but mittens wants her toys out from under the fridge. |
1.2248 |
0.04951 |
129 |
109 |
11 |
9 |
2040 |
I know you told me you have some pressing issues at the moment but this is going a bit far... |
1.2248 |
0.04435 |
129 |
105 |
19 |
5 |
2041 |
What are you doing in the laundry room, Stanley? I thought you said you had a pressing engagement! |
1.2247 |
0.05926 |
89 |
75 |
8 |
6 |
2042 |
I meant take the shirt and pants off before ironing them. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2043 |
Okay! I get it. You’re bored. |
1.2247 |
0.04728 |
89 |
70 |
18 |
1 |
2044 |
Hang on, I’ll get the starch spray. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
2045 |
I think I liked him more when he was de-pressed. |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
2046 |
Wow. Weaponized incompetence gone nuclear. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
2047 |
Hmmm now I miss your beer belly |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
2048 |
I told you we could iron out our differences. |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
2049 |
Yoga and ironing.....that's multitasking for you. |
1.2245 |
0.04707 |
98 |
78 |
18 |
2 |
2050 |
Hard day at work? |
1.2245 |
0.04478 |
98 |
77 |
20 |
1 |
2051 |
So much for 'Iron Man' sequels. |
1.2245 |
0.04478 |
98 |
77 |
20 |
1 |
2052 |
Dad was trying to iron out a problem |
1.2245 |
0.04478 |
98 |
77 |
20 |
1 |
2053 |
Well, that's a new wrinkle! |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
2054 |
Wouldn't botox be easier? |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
2055 |
Really, Greg? This is a whole new level of weaponized incompetence. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
2056 |
Well you actually did a pretty good job |
1.2243 |
0.04659 |
107 |
86 |
18 |
3 |
2057 |
On the other hand, you won’t have to worry about finding your door keys. |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
2058 |
Your appearance won't matter until you stand up for yourself. |
1.2243 |
0.04466 |
107 |
85 |
20 |
2 |
2059 |
So this is what iron deficiency looks like. |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
2060 |
Impressed with yourself? |
1.2243 |
0.04466 |
107 |
85 |
20 |
2 |
2061 |
I'm pretty sure that the label doesn't say, "Wash & Wear then Iron." |
1.2243 |
0.04659 |
107 |
86 |
18 |
3 |
2062 |
These clothes just didn’t iron themselves! |
1.2243 |
0.04466 |
107 |
85 |
20 |
2 |
2063 |
Your pressing yourself too hard! |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
2064 |
Stuart, “relaxed fit” means they
don’t NEED to be ironed. |
1.2241 |
0.04257 |
116 |
92 |
22 |
2 |
2065 |
I said do it yourself not to yourself. |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
2066 |
He tried to enter the Iron Man competition, but he fell flat. |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
2067 |
What happened ? I listened to this damned new Ai Iron that said I didn't even have to take my clothes off to get them ironed. Like a fool I said "Hey, this I gotta to see". |
1.2241 |
0.04077 |
116 |
91 |
24 |
1 |
2068 |
Honey, like I said, you'll get better creases if you iron your suit first, and then put it on. |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
2069 |
Is this because I said my ex did the Ironman? |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
2070 |
You never listen, I told you, the ,'Self-Serve,' at this Dry Cleaners, was HARD! |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
2071 |
Your body is thin, but your skull is still thick |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
2072 |
Hmmm....I may have forgotten an important step |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
2073 |
You really should find a healthier way to blow off steam. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2074 |
That’s not what I meant when I said we need to iron out our differences. |
1.2234 |
0.04576 |
94 |
74 |
19 |
1 |
2075 |
What part of 'dry clean only' did you not understand? |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2076 |
OK you made your point. You do have depth, serious thought and understanding. |
1.2234 |
0.04319 |
94 |
73 |
21 |
0 |
2077 |
I told you that suit was dry-clean only. |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
2078 |
...weaponized incompetence. You know perfectly well that you're dry clean only. |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
2079 |
Last week, it was running with scissors, and now THIS? |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2080 |
My blood report said I need more iron |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
2081 |
This is why you don't iron your shirt while wearing it. |
1.2233 |
0.04562 |
103 |
82 |
19 |
2 |
2082 |
He should have had more starch in his diet |
1.2233 |
0.04348 |
103 |
81 |
21 |
1 |
2083 |
Flat Stanley did it again! |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
2084 |
When I said you have some pressing needs..... |
1.2233 |
0.04348 |
103 |
81 |
21 |
1 |
2085 |
Have you seen my flatmate? |
1.2233 |
0.04348 |
103 |
81 |
21 |
1 |
2086 |
He thought I was too flat for him...huh, that's ironic. |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
2087 |
Gordon, Letterman stopped doing Stupid Human Tricks years ago. |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
2088 |
Now get this straight...I'm not your laundress! |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
2089 |
I just said I liked Flat Stanley when I was a kid. Geez. |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
2090 |
I thought it was wash and wear. |
1.2231 |
0.04310 |
121 |
97 |
21 |
3 |
2091 |
I know you said it was a pressing matter, but really! |
1.2231 |
0.04619 |
121 |
99 |
17 |
5 |
2092 |
The irony of this is you are wearing wrinkle-free... |
1.2231 |
0.04267 |
130 |
105 |
21 |
4 |
2093 |
I told you to iron out your problems, not yourself, Stanley! |
1.2222 |
0.03996 |
144 |
116 |
24 |
4 |
2094 |
Men, you are all the same. You will just not listen to any instructions. |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
2095 |
That's not what I meant when I told you to iron it out. |
1.2222 |
0.04438 |
99 |
78 |
20 |
1 |
2096 |
Quit dilly-Dali-ing. |
1.2222 |
0.05478 |
99 |
83 |
10 |
6 |
2097 |
No, I said, 'self-iron-Y,' Phil." |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
2098 |
I always knew you didn't have a backbone... |
1.2222 |
0.04620 |
108 |
87 |
18 |
3 |
2099 |
It's a shame all of you didn't get stiff |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
2100 |
Yes. Your Doctor did say your iron levels are low. |
1.2222 |
0.04429 |
108 |
86 |
20 |
2 |
2101 |
Harold, I really think it’s time we move out of the Flatiron District. |
1.2222 |
0.04620 |
108 |
87 |
18 |
3 |
2102 |
Tired? Of course you are. End the 5-day working week. |
1.2222 |
0.04407 |
90 |
70 |
20 |
0 |
2103 |
Not what I meant when I said next time Iron with your clothes on. |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
2104 |
You didn't need the steam. |
1.2222 |
0.04620 |
108 |
87 |
18 |
3 |
2105 |
I told you, FOLDED. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
2106 |
He finally did something right. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
2107 |
You weren't supposed to iron the pleats out. |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
2108 |
I wasn't pressing you to iron out the wrinkles in our relationship |
1.2222 |
0.04438 |
99 |
78 |
20 |
1 |
2109 |
How did you get this from, “I need you to help more around the house.”? |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
2110 |
You lost a button. |
1.2222 |
0.05151 |
108 |
90 |
12 |
6 |
2111 |
John, when I said I wanted to explore the flatiron district in Manhattan, this is not what I meant! |
1.2222 |
0.04229 |
108 |
85 |
22 |
1 |
2112 |
Still haven’t gotten all the wrinkles out. . |
1.2222 |
0.04438 |
99 |
78 |
20 |
1 |
2113 |
I'm permanently impressed. |
1.2222 |
0.04438 |
99 |
78 |
20 |
1 |
2114 |
Your anti-aging skincare routine is getting out of hand. |
1.2214 |
0.03935 |
140 |
112 |
25 |
3 |
2115 |
Oh Wally, I could of told you it was drip dry. |
1.2213 |
0.04584 |
122 |
100 |
17 |
5 |
2116 |
Typical. Does life always have to be two dimensional with you? |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
2117 |
You’ve had enough iron, maybe try some other vitamins? |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
2118 |
Let me guess. The Persistence of Wrinkles. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
2119 |
Oh look, it's Tony Starch. |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
2120 |
Arghh - you didn't listen. Take it off first! |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
2121 |
Good Job! Next time, remove the suit first. |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
2122 |
Jimmy just loved charades. But that last phrase - Ironside - did him in. |
1.2212 |
0.04312 |
104 |
82 |
21 |
1 |
2123 |
Because you told me to 'Straighten' myself out! |
1.2212 |
0.04312 |
104 |
82 |
21 |
1 |
2124 |
Why put yourself through this on casual Friday? |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
2125 |
You did say, "I need to straighten out." |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
2126 |
Just stick to washing the dishes. |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
2127 |
Bad news Harry! Those pants you're wearing are pleated. |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
2128 |
NOW who’s flat chested? |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
2129 |
I meant use ‘permanent press’ for the dryer cycle. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
2130 |
This is because I freaked out about the dick piercing, isn't it? |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
2131 |
This isn't what they meant by iron deficiency. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
2132 |
Is this about your tryout for that Bugs Bunny steamroller scene? |
1.2211 |
0.04534 |
95 |
75 |
19 |
1 |
2133 |
When I suggested we iron out our differences, this is not what I had in mind! |
1.2211 |
0.04534 |
95 |
75 |
19 |
1 |
2134 |
Neat! I tend to do it standing up. |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
2135 |
The doctor says you need more starch in your diet. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
2136 |
Well, I think you’ve inadvertently ironed-out some of my issues. |
1.2209 |
0.04794 |
86 |
68 |
17 |
1 |
2137 |
I thought we could iron this out eventually. |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
2138 |
I thought I made it clear you have to take your clothes off before you iron. |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
2139 |
Our differences are ironreconcilable.” |
1.2203 |
0.04193 |
118 |
94 |
22 |
2 |
2140 |
Hey, Iron Man, what’s with you and laundry? |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
2141 |
So anyways, Becca from work is so unpleasant |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
2142 |
Earth balls are easy. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
2143 |
I said you need to iron out your issue, not iron out your tissue. |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
2144 |
Honey, next time, less starch. |
1.2202 |
0.04393 |
109 |
87 |
20 |
2 |
2145 |
That guy on Tiktok said it would step up my dewy skin game. |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
2146 |
Other than everything, what part of ‘self-esteem’ don’t you get? |
1.2202 |
0.04195 |
109 |
86 |
22 |
1 |
2147 |
Look Gerry, when I said ' There's a few things we've got to iron out ..' |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
2148 |
Honey, just because they call you “a suit”, it doesn’t mean you have to iron yourself. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
2149 |
Nice to see you’ve ironed yourself out, but I don’t see where the problems went. |
1.2200 |
0.04623 |
100 |
80 |
18 |
2 |
2150 |
Just as I suspected Bonnie Boo - flat broke |
1.2200 |
0.04399 |
100 |
79 |
20 |
1 |
2151 |
You know, they now have Botox to remove wrinkles! |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
2152 |
Wow. There's still a crease. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
2153 |
It's evident your flat-out lying, again! |
1.2200 |
0.04399 |
100 |
79 |
20 |
1 |
2154 |
You may be an efficiency expert at work, but at home you have no idea how to make my work easier. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
2155 |
Oh for pleat’s sake. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
2156 |
I know I said you should be able to iron yourself, but that’s not what I meant. |
1.2200 |
0.04399 |
100 |
79 |
20 |
1 |
2157 |
Good job, Honey but ditch the glasses. Sardine Air is pretty strict on excess-human. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2158 |
That tie just doesn’t go with your jacket. |
1.2198 |
0.05806 |
91 |
77 |
8 |
6 |
2159 |
Frank, I don’t think that this is what the therapist meant when he said we need to iron out some of our issues |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
2160 |
You really need to switch to wrinkle free suits. |
1.2195 |
0.04835 |
123 |
103 |
13 |
7 |
2161 |
Like I always tell people, my husband can flat-out iron! |
1.2193 |
0.04273 |
114 |
91 |
21 |
2 |
2162 |
I'm not certain that this is how one trains for an ironman. |
1.2193 |
0.04946 |
114 |
95 |
13 |
6 |
2163 |
OMG. I said flattery will get you anywhere. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
2164 |
The iron finally found you. |
1.2193 |
0.04087 |
114 |
90 |
23 |
1 |
2165 |
I still don't think it was worth removing all your bones. |
1.2193 |
0.04946 |
114 |
95 |
13 |
6 |
2166 |
And how much time did you save? |
1.2190 |
0.04485 |
105 |
84 |
19 |
2 |
2167 |
Not sure this would be the opposite of depressed. |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
2168 |
When I said, 'Straighten yourself out, Charlie,' I didn't mean -flatten! |
1.2190 |
0.04276 |
105 |
83 |
21 |
1 |
2169 |
I knew you could iron out the biggest problem in our relationship |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
2170 |
Are you working at the Flatiron building again? |
1.2190 |
0.05060 |
105 |
87 |
13 |
5 |
2171 |
You should have just bought a larger size suit. |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
2172 |
Do you want me to impress you? |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
2173 |
You see? Men NEVER read the instruction manual. |
1.2190 |
0.04485 |
105 |
84 |
19 |
2 |
2174 |
Think of all the spontaneous hallway conversations you'll have now that everyone's back at the office. |
1.2190 |
0.04485 |
105 |
84 |
19 |
2 |
2175 |
Eat more starch. |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
2176 |
Honey, “you really need to straighten up” is just a figure of speech. |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
2177 |
Now I get why you've seemed a bit flat lately. |
1.2190 |
0.04485 |
105 |
84 |
19 |
2 |
2178 |
You’ve been going flat out? Look at me! |
1.2190 |
0.04056 |
105 |
82 |
23 |
0 |
2179 |
When I booked Iron Man for my son’s birthday party this wasn’t what I meant.. |
1.2190 |
0.05238 |
105 |
88 |
11 |
6 |
2180 |
This is not how you fix your iron deficiency, honey. |
1.2190 |
0.04485 |
105 |
84 |
19 |
2 |
2181 |
No. You need calcium not IRON. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2182 |
Not what I meant by ironing out our differences. |
1.2188 |
0.04492 |
96 |
76 |
19 |
1 |
2183 |
I feel like your laziness has reached a whole new level. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2184 |
I love the initiative, but I think that suit is dry clean only. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2185 |
Is this what one calls a
Flat lining? |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2186 |
I’m sure I said ‘No starch’. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
2187 |
So I forgot once to bring your suits to the cleaners , don't you think this is a little bit dramatic? |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
2188 |
Does this mean you'll have new pronouns? |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2189 |
I told you to read the instructions first. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2190 |
Hon, I think it's best to learn your limits to irony. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
2191 |
Tom, we’ve talked about this. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
2192 |
Next time, remember step #1 is take off your suit. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
2193 |
Ah, another pressing engagement, I saa. |
1.2185 |
0.04647 |
119 |
98 |
16 |
5 |
2194 |
Starch is two bucks extra. |
1.2185 |
0.04329 |
119 |
96 |
20 |
3 |
2195 |
You’re scaring the cat. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2196 |
I think you misunderstood when I asked for your work life to decrease. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
2197 |
That’s NOT what I meant by we have to iron things out! |
1.2184 |
0.04455 |
87 |
68 |
19 |
0 |
2198 |
I told you, Botox is good enough for wrinkles!! |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2199 |
When I said you smooth everything out before ironing, I didn’t mean you. |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
2200 |
Do I have to pick up the dry cleaning again? |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2201 |
Now turn on your side to crease the pants. |
1.2184 |
0.04455 |
87 |
68 |
19 |
0 |
2202 |
Okay, I suppose you're right. "Step 1: Remove clothing" should be started rather than implied. But do you see my point that your need to be right has become self-destructive? |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
2203 |
On second thought, the suit didn't make you look THAT fat. |
1.2182 |
0.04545 |
110 |
89 |
18 |
3 |
2204 |
Ironing you flat won't stiffen your backbone. |
1.2182 |
0.04161 |
110 |
87 |
22 |
1 |
2205 |
That's not a very flattering look on you. |
1.2182 |
0.04725 |
110 |
90 |
16 |
4 |
2206 |
Really, with a million lo-carb options, you chose this |
1.2182 |
0.04161 |
110 |
87 |
22 |
1 |
2207 |
Not exactly the iron man I was hoping for |
1.2182 |
0.04161 |
110 |
87 |
22 |
1 |
2208 |
Well, this is an unexpected wrinkle in our relationship. |
1.2182 |
0.04357 |
110 |
88 |
20 |
2 |
2209 |
Are you sure you’re ready to go back into the office? |
1.2182 |
0.04545 |
110 |
89 |
18 |
3 |
2210 |
Oh my God! You are so right. I have no spine! |
1.2182 |
0.04357 |
110 |
88 |
20 |
2 |
2211 |
So, did you listen to me when I suggested a wrinkle-free suit? |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
2212 |
It’s wash then wear |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
2213 |
Good start. Just take off the suit and I'll finish up. |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
2214 |
This is not the way to iron out our problems. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
2215 |
He has only himself to blame |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
2216 |
How Flattering!! |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
2217 |
should i do it from now on? |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
2218 |
Looks like we got all our problems ironed out. |
1.2178 |
0.04582 |
101 |
81 |
18 |
2 |
2219 |
Stanley, why can't you just take a plane like everyone else? |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
2220 |
That’s not what the doctor had in mind when he said you have an iron deficiency. |
1.2178 |
0.05378 |
101 |
85 |
10 |
6 |
2221 |
At least we got that ‘ironed out’. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
2222 |
Sooooo, you’re really serious about not having children? |
1.2178 |
0.04582 |
101 |
81 |
18 |
2 |
2223 |
So this is your idea of ironing things out? |
1.2178 |
0.04361 |
101 |
80 |
20 |
1 |
2224 |
Okay, you can put yourself back in the closet, but no wire hangers! |
1.2178 |
0.05378 |
101 |
85 |
10 |
6 |
2225 |
Straighten yourself out or I'm outta here! |
1.2178 |
0.04582 |
101 |
81 |
18 |
2 |
2226 |
When i said to straighten out, i didn't mean literally, |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
2227 |
You're supposed to take the suit off |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
2228 |
You weren’t kidding about being flat out bored. |
1.2174 |
0.04240 |
115 |
92 |
21 |
2 |
2229 |
You're too literal. I just wanted us to iron things out. |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
2230 |
Marvin, that's not how you get to be Ironman. |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
2231 |
That’s a tough way to go. But he did say he was flat out tired of life. |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
2232 |
Is this your idea of self-care? |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
2233 |
I just assumed you'd use starch, Salvador. |
1.2174 |
0.05535 |
92 |
77 |
10 |
5 |
2234 |
Making the rest of you limp doesn't negate the underlying problem. |
1.2174 |
0.04907 |
115 |
96 |
13 |
6 |
2235 |
You shouldn’t give me any more reasons to hang you. |
1.2174 |
0.04592 |
92 |
73 |
18 |
1 |
2236 |
That's not what I expected when he said he had an iron deficiency. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
2237 |
if that doesn’t straighten him out, I give up |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
2238 |
Windy today...should probably do extra starch. |
1.2170 |
0.04447 |
106 |
85 |
19 |
2 |
2239 |
I didn't know that you were pressed for time. |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
2240 |
And this Morris, is the modern Beta-male. Flattens with a steam, is very foldable, but lacks a spine. |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
2241 |
I would’ve used a lower setting, but you do you, dear. |
1.2170 |
0.04645 |
106 |
86 |
17 |
3 |
2242 |
Ironing is not for the weak |
1.2170 |
0.05017 |
106 |
88 |
13 |
5 |
2243 |
But it’s not even plugged in. |
1.2170 |
0.05017 |
106 |
88 |
13 |
5 |
2244 |
Sorry, Dear, but empty suits can't iron themselves. |
1.2170 |
0.04645 |
106 |
86 |
17 |
3 |
2245 |
Really?! I told you that you shouldn’t iron this out alone! |
1.2170 |
0.04447 |
106 |
85 |
19 |
2 |
2246 |
...and that suit still isn't 'flattering' |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
2247 |
I said you need to straighten out. |
1.2170 |
0.04447 |
106 |
85 |
19 |
2 |
2248 |
I was just trying to iron out some of the details... |
1.2167 |
0.04611 |
120 |
99 |
16 |
5 |
2249 |
I know you were pressed for time. |
1.2165 |
0.04452 |
97 |
77 |
19 |
1 |
2250 |
Honey, you're supposed to take off the clothes first |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
2251 |
Spin dry was too much. |
1.2165 |
0.05330 |
97 |
81 |
11 |
5 |
2252 |
You never heard of starch? |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
2253 |
Is this just temporary, because you're facing the full court? Or is this permanent press? |
1.2165 |
0.05330 |
97 |
81 |
11 |
5 |
2254 |
I’m going to take the dog for a walk. Will you be here when I get back? |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
2255 |
I guess being an empty suit IS good for something. |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
2256 |
Depressed again? |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
2257 |
I don’t think this is what they meant when they said you need to “get ready for the Ironman!” |
1.2165 |
0.05330 |
97 |
81 |
11 |
5 |
2258 |
You've become so one-sided about everything. |
1.2165 |
0.04452 |
97 |
77 |
19 |
1 |
2259 |
What pressing matter was it this time? |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
2260 |
You’re supposed to take the suit off before pressing it! |
1.2162 |
0.04322 |
111 |
89 |
20 |
2 |
2261 |
Wow, you really are impressed with yourself, aren’t you? |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
2262 |
I guess it saves time. |
1.2162 |
0.04508 |
111 |
90 |
18 |
3 |
2263 |
That’s not what I meant by “iron out our kinks.” |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
2264 |
You definitely have some pressing issues to deal with in your life. |
1.2162 |
0.05023 |
111 |
93 |
12 |
6 |
2265 |
This ambition to dress to impress is wearing thin. |
1.2162 |
0.04128 |
111 |
88 |
22 |
1 |
2266 |
This does not count towards ironing out our differences. |
1.2160 |
0.04030 |
125 |
100 |
23 |
2 |
2267 |
this isn't what I meant by creating an iron-clad marraige |
1.2160 |
0.04484 |
125 |
103 |
17 |
5 |
2268 |
Tell me you avoided the inside leg. |
1.2159 |
0.05469 |
88 |
73 |
11 |
4 |
2269 |
The book butcher on the cover says that this is too woke. |
1.2159 |
0.04698 |
88 |
70 |
17 |
1 |
2270 |
I’m telling you, you’ve got to use more starch. |
1.2159 |
0.04698 |
88 |
70 |
17 |
1 |
2271 |
This is the last time I’m getting out the bicycle pump early in the morning. |
1.2159 |
0.05469 |
88 |
73 |
11 |
4 |
2272 |
Should I get the spray Viagra? |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2273 |
That is not how you achieve “Ironman” status. |
1.2159 |
0.04698 |
88 |
70 |
17 |
1 |
2274 |
If you really want to get rid of your wrinkles just eat less sugar |
1.2157 |
0.04951 |
102 |
84 |
14 |
4 |
2275 |
Not all time savers are worth it, Stanley! |
1.2157 |
0.05144 |
102 |
85 |
12 |
5 |
2276 |
Hard day at the office took the starch right out of you, huh? |
1.2157 |
0.05144 |
102 |
85 |
12 |
5 |
2277 |
You missed the wrinkles in your brow. |
1.2157 |
0.04323 |
102 |
81 |
20 |
1 |
2278 |
I know you have a pressing engagement but . . . |
1.2157 |
0.05329 |
102 |
86 |
10 |
6 |
2279 |
Didn’t I tell you to not use the steam setting on wool? |
1.2157 |
0.04093 |
102 |
80 |
22 |
0 |
2280 |
This isn’t how to prepare for an Ironman Triathlon.” |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
2281 |
ironee |
1.2157 |
0.04542 |
102 |
82 |
18 |
2 |
2282 |
You win. You're the OG Flat Stanley. |
1.2157 |
0.04542 |
102 |
82 |
18 |
2 |
2283 |
Perfect! And I’ll bet we can even squeeze you into a carry-on. |
1.2157 |
0.04323 |
102 |
81 |
20 |
1 |
2284 |
Straighten up. And fly right. |
1.2157 |
0.05329 |
102 |
86 |
10 |
6 |
2285 |
I don’t think this is a suitable alternative to Botox. |
1.2157 |
0.05144 |
102 |
85 |
12 |
5 |
2286 |
Next time, don’t try to hypnotize the cat. |
1.2157 |
0.04951 |
102 |
84 |
14 |
4 |
2287 |
No, that’s not what ‘ironic’ means, either. |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
2288 |
Oh, Jim, I love your commitment to making our marriage work. |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
2289 |
Stanley, I think it's time to give it up. |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
2290 |
Honey, were you on TikTok again? |
1.2157 |
0.05329 |
102 |
86 |
10 |
6 |
2291 |
Need to make sure I’m looking suitably smart for my board meeting. |
1.2157 |
0.04542 |
102 |
82 |
18 |
2 |
2292 |
Here's my ironed man. |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
2293 |
Next time, try a little less starch, |
1.2155 |
0.04550 |
116 |
95 |
17 |
4 |
2294 |
Thank God it’s not your day to mow the lawn. |
1.2155 |
0.04550 |
116 |
95 |
17 |
4 |
2295 |
I told you not to use high heat! |
1.2155 |
0.04382 |
116 |
94 |
19 |
3 |
2296 |
Well, this might improve your chances of being hired by the modern art museum after all... |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
2297 |
It's the best ironing board cover I ever had |
1.2155 |
0.04382 |
116 |
94 |
19 |
3 |
2298 |
You’re sure impressed with yourself! |
1.2155 |
0.04207 |
116 |
93 |
21 |
2 |
2299 |
This is exactly what the therapist meant by “weaponized incompetence.” |
1.2155 |
0.04550 |
116 |
95 |
17 |
4 |
2300 |
I meant that we need to iron out our problems |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
2301 |
Now *that's* ironic! |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2302 |
I told you it wouldn't save you any time at all. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2303 |
Honey, you know that's PERMANENT press right? |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2304 |
What? You’d rather I hang dry your suit? |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2305 |
Nice one Stan, I thought we agreed to iron things out… together. |
1.2151 |
0.04284 |
93 |
73 |
20 |
0 |
2306 |
See, this is one of those opportunities the therapist talked about, when you could show a little vulnerability and not try to do everything yourself. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2307 |
The doctor said you need more iron, not you need to be ironed. |
1.2151 |
0.04548 |
93 |
74 |
18 |
1 |
2308 |
Hun, I think you’re suffering from an iron deficiency. |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2309 |
It’s wash and wear, not iron and wear! |
1.2150 |
0.04205 |
107 |
85 |
21 |
1 |
2310 |
So have we ironed out all our problems then? |
1.2150 |
0.04205 |
107 |
85 |
21 |
1 |
2311 |
I see you used your grandmother's mangle again. |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2312 |
Give it up Tony... your Iron Man thingy just isn't working. |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2313 |
Stanley! Have you been flattening again? |
1.2150 |
0.04205 |
107 |
85 |
21 |
1 |
2314 |
You missed a couple wrinkles on your forehead. |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
2315 |
I think we disagree on how to iron out our differences |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2316 |
I said ‘grease’.”
Submitted by DouglasMonaghan
Floral Park, New York 1100 |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2317 |
I told you not to keep repressing your feelings this way. |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
2318 |
And you said I was repressed?! |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2319 |
This is why I said wait an hour before taking any more edibles |
1.2150 |
0.05148 |
107 |
90 |
11 |
6 |
2320 |
I thought you were depressed. |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
2321 |
He wouldn't take it off. |
1.2149 |
0.03929 |
121 |
96 |
24 |
1 |
2322 |
And here we thought that flat characters were only an element of fiction. |
1.2149 |
0.04424 |
121 |
99 |
18 |
4 |
2323 |
All I said was, if you iron that suit you’d look a lot slimmer. |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
2324 |
Well this is ironic. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
2325 |
Now let’s see you do Man of Steel |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
2326 |
This isn't what I meant when I told you to iron yourself. |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
2327 |
Maybe a little starch after all? |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
2328 |
Have you been taking your iron supplements?” |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
2329 |
I don't think this is what your editor meant by hot off the press. |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
2330 |
You said, "This needs ironing." I said "Iron it yourself." IT! Iron IT yourself. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
2331 |
You look really steamed. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
2332 |
This is ass backwards |
1.2143 |
0.05475 |
98 |
83 |
9 |
6 |
2333 |
He’s wrinkle free? |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
2334 |
Frank, c'mon! No one uses irons anymore. |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
2335 |
next time, eat more starches |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
2336 |
Aren’t you taking the flat Stanley project a bit too far Bob? |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
2337 |
I don’t know if this comical or ironic. |
1.2143 |
0.04812 |
84 |
67 |
16 |
1 |
2338 |
Mathew took Linda's accusation of learned helplessness quite badly |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
2339 |
^ It's a combination of too much starch, being in a hurry, and giving blood twice in one month. " |
1.2137 |
0.04514 |
117 |
96 |
17 |
4 |
2340 |
I think what they meant was a swim, a bike ride and a run. |
1.2137 |
0.04830 |
117 |
98 |
13 |
6 |
2341 |
That suit looks flattering on you. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
2342 |
This is not a time for your self-irony! |
1.2136 |
0.05281 |
103 |
87 |
10 |
6 |
2343 |
You really shouldn't have tried to iron things out on your own. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
2344 |
Oh Flat Stanley, now you are a brainless corporate sycophant! |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
2345 |
I see you're dressed, pressed and ready for success. |
1.2136 |
0.04286 |
103 |
82 |
20 |
1 |
2346 |
Um, dry cleaners don't work from home. |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
2347 |
I’m guessing you expect me to do the back? |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
2348 |
At what point does a life hack become a life impairment? |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
2349 |
Maybe you should try ironing things out in therapy |
1.2136 |
0.04058 |
103 |
81 |
22 |
0 |
2350 |
Yet when I get treatments for my fine lines, I’m high maintenance? |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
2351 |
Just ironing out some lil flaws. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
2352 |
Maybe a little less starch next time |
1.2135 |
0.04918 |
89 |
72 |
15 |
2 |
2353 |
Baby, you got to iron out your problems. |
1.2135 |
0.04651 |
89 |
71 |
17 |
1 |
2354 |
Next time, let me do the Ironing! |
1.2135 |
0.04918 |
89 |
72 |
15 |
2 |
2355 |
Trying to do your own laundry again? |
1.2135 |
0.04918 |
89 |
72 |
15 |
2 |
2356 |
So then I said- wait, what just happened? |
1.2135 |
0.05643 |
89 |
75 |
9 |
5 |
2357 |
So I take it you’re not into kinks. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
2358 |
No, I don't think this is what your therapist meant by "letting things iron themselves out." |
1.2131 |
0.04234 |
122 |
99 |
20 |
3 |
2359 |
I told you to use the mid-management setting ! |
1.2131 |
0.04391 |
122 |
100 |
18 |
4 |
2360 |
I meant ironing out our differences, figuratively! |
1.2130 |
0.04373 |
108 |
87 |
19 |
2 |
2361 |
Now I'm just guessing here, but did you make another crack about the way the Melvina irons your shirts? |
1.2130 |
0.04931 |
108 |
90 |
13 |
5 |
2362 |
Your joke is falling flat. |
1.2130 |
0.04373 |
108 |
87 |
19 |
2 |
2363 |
When I suggested we should iron out
our differences I didn’t mean it literally” |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
2364 |
You still won’t fit into a Priority Mail box, Stanley. |
1.2130 |
0.05104 |
108 |
91 |
11 |
6 |
2365 |
When I asked you to do your own ironing, I should have known you'd be your usual passive-aggressive self. |
1.2130 |
0.04373 |
108 |
87 |
19 |
2 |
2366 |
I've gotta admit those clothes do make you look thinner. |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
2367 |
Mom always said you didn't have a backbone |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
2368 |
Ironing 101: take the clothes off first. |
1.2130 |
0.04373 |
108 |
87 |
19 |
2 |
2369 |
Oh, no! You don’t press a wool suit, a silk tie, and a permanent press shirt at the same heat setting! |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
2370 |
I’m so relieved to finally have you ironed out. |
1.2130 |
0.04171 |
108 |
86 |
21 |
1 |
2371 |
This is what happens when you don't set it to polyester. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2372 |
Dinner’s off, but now they want you to be a Congressman. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2373 |
That's not what the chiropractor meant when she said to pump more iron. |
1.2128 |
0.04505 |
94 |
75 |
18 |
1 |
2374 |
I hope you remembered extra starch on the crotch. |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
2375 |
I told you not to use the steam setting. |
1.2128 |
0.04505 |
94 |
75 |
18 |
1 |
2376 |
It's a nice suit, but you're way over-pressed. |
1.2128 |
0.04505 |
94 |
75 |
18 |
1 |
2377 |
I guess you're going as Flat Stanley this Purim. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2378 |
Don't press. |
1.2126 |
0.04276 |
127 |
104 |
19 |
4 |
2379 |
The label says 'wrinkle-free,' not 'self iron!' |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
2380 |
I think you're taking the 'stuffed shirt' comments too seriously. |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
2381 |
You are supposed to take off your suit before you iron it. |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
2382 |
I guess there won't be a next time. |
1.2124 |
0.04779 |
113 |
94 |
14 |
5 |
2383 |
Well, that irons things out. |
1.2124 |
0.03865 |
113 |
89 |
24 |
0 |
2384 |
What I said was "Just go iron yourself"! |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
2385 |
Are you going to fix the crease? |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
2386 |
You forgot the starch. |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
2387 |
Is this what you cal ironing out your problems? |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
2388 |
And that’s why you should never iron permanent press. |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
2389 |
Don't worry...I'm sure we'll get this all ironed out. |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
2390 |
How many times do I have to tell you Gumbo?
Easy on the steam!
And now you've upset the cat! |
1.2121 |
0.05424 |
99 |
84 |
9 |
6 |
2391 |
. . .and this is why God invented dry cleaners. |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
2392 |
Stanley, you have a good job now. I can't keep mailing you everywhere. |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
2393 |
You wouldn’t have had to do this if you’d eaten your polyesters. |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
2394 |
You missed a wrinkle. |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
2395 |
Maybe now you can fix the printer. |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
2396 |
I always knew housework would flatten him. |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
2397 |
When I said I wanted a steamier relationship, this isn't what I meant. |
1.2121 |
0.04372 |
99 |
79 |
19 |
1 |
2398 |
Well I couldn’t just leave you hanging. |
1.2121 |
0.04372 |
99 |
79 |
19 |
1 |
2399 |
Ironman, the sequel |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
2400 |
Apparently the "laying flat" movement is in trend now. |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
2401 |
Think they'll take him back? |
1.2119 |
0.04792 |
118 |
99 |
13 |
6 |
2402 |
Sometimes you shouldn't try to do everything yourself. |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
2403 |
Did you forget starch? |
1.2119 |
0.04638 |
118 |
98 |
15 |
5 |
2404 |
Flat out, doing the ironing |
1.2119 |
0.04144 |
118 |
95 |
21 |
2 |
2405 |
Darling,I already told you: that suit does NOT make you look fat! |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
2406 |
Wash and wear? |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
2407 |
Stay there while I get some body stays. |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
2408 |
don't worry honey, I think I'm straight now |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
2409 |
No, dear, that's not how people train for The Iron Man ... |
1.2115 |
0.04464 |
104 |
84 |
18 |
2 |
2410 |
Bob,you sure this is what the psychiatrist meant when he said, |
1.2115 |
0.05053 |
104 |
87 |
12 |
5 |
2411 |
‘Not now honey, I’m feeling a little flat and burnt out’ |
1.2115 |
0.04464 |
104 |
84 |
18 |
2 |
2412 |
I know you hate your job,but |
1.2115 |
0.04464 |
104 |
84 |
18 |
2 |
2413 |
I said, your "suit," not your "self." |
1.2115 |
0.04250 |
104 |
83 |
20 |
1 |
2414 |
Fabric softener isn't a dietary supplement, you know. |
1.2115 |
0.04464 |
104 |
84 |
18 |
2 |
2415 |
Were you trying to iron out all of the details? |
1.2115 |
0.04250 |
104 |
83 |
20 |
1 |
2416 |
Looks like the cotton setting was too hot. |
1.2115 |
0.04250 |
104 |
83 |
20 |
1 |
2417 |
Must I do everything? |
1.2115 |
0.04464 |
104 |
84 |
18 |
2 |
2418 |
Really Greg? Are you *trying* to be ironic? This is the fifth year in a row you’ve dressed up as iron man for your work’s annual costume party! |
1.2115 |
0.05053 |
104 |
87 |
12 |
5 |
2419 |
It appears you’ve ironed yourself flat. |
1.2111 |
0.04326 |
90 |
71 |
19 |
0 |
2420 |
I told you to use some starch. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2421 |
Can't jump, can't iron! |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
2422 |
Honey, you used my left-handed iron. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2423 |
Nope. Still not what 'irony' means." |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
2424 |
I could have done that for you, Honey. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2425 |
Everything about you leaves me flat. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2426 |
They can't squeeze you in until Monday |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2427 |
You guys think you got it rough. I used to have to iron my hair. |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2428 |
OK. I will get a larger ironing board. You don’t have to be so dramatic!! |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
2429 |
This isn’t going to make you look any younger. |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2430 |
Dear, you have serious ironing skills |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2431 |
Honey, the Pharmacy has supplements. They've had them for years. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2432 |
Way to put the ‘pressed’ in depressed, honey. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2433 |
Now do the wrinkles in your face. |
1.2105 |
0.04221 |
114 |
92 |
20 |
2 |
2434 |
I thought you wanted to make a splash, not a splat. |
1.2105 |
0.04574 |
114 |
94 |
16 |
4 |
2435 |
Yes, I did indeed say that iron is good for you |
1.2105 |
0.04463 |
95 |
76 |
18 |
1 |
2436 |
Excessive literalism is just one of the wrinkles in our relationship. |
1.2105 |
0.04740 |
114 |
95 |
14 |
5 |
2437 |
For the umpteenth time, NEVER use the 'STEAMROLLER' setting! |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
2438 |
I’m not falling for the “blow on this” trick again! |
1.2105 |
0.05374 |
95 |
80 |
10 |
5 |
2439 |
I can’t help you - I can’t understand those symbols on the fabric care labels either. |
1.2105 |
0.04574 |
114 |
94 |
16 |
4 |
2440 |
Let’s iron things out.
When idioms go awry. |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
2441 |
Aren't you getting a little old for this Stanley? |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
2442 |
I really don't think that qualifies you for the iron man competition. |
1.2105 |
0.04463 |
95 |
76 |
18 |
1 |
2443 |
No honey, your camel toe looks fine. |
1.2101 |
0.04112 |
119 |
96 |
21 |
2 |
2444 |
The cat went unscathed
but curiosity still required that a price be paid. |
1.2101 |
0.04112 |
119 |
96 |
21 |
2 |
2445 |
I don't believe this is the best cure for Peyronies disease. |
1.2101 |
0.04755 |
119 |
100 |
13 |
6 |
2446 |
Uh, Not quite what self-ironing means ... |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2447 |
When I said you ought to 'straighten yourself out,' this wasn't what I had in mind. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2448 |
You WERE wearing a press badge. |
1.2100 |
0.04560 |
100 |
81 |
17 |
2 |
2449 |
Didn't your mom teach you how to iron? |
1.2100 |
0.05183 |
100 |
84 |
11 |
5 |
2450 |
Have you thought about an antidepressant? |
1.2100 |
0.04333 |
100 |
80 |
19 |
1 |
2451 |
I said get dressed not pressed. |
1.2100 |
0.04333 |
100 |
80 |
19 |
1 |
2452 |
I think iron supplements would have been fine. |
1.2100 |
0.04560 |
100 |
81 |
17 |
2 |
2453 |
I told you Mel, Try a Chiropractor. But no. |
1.2100 |
0.04560 |
100 |
81 |
17 |
2 |
2454 |
Okay, I probably shouldn’t admit this, but I’m really impressed by what you’ve achieved here |
1.2100 |
0.04560 |
100 |
81 |
17 |
2 |
2455 |
Win-win or multitasking? |
1.2100 |
0.04094 |
100 |
79 |
21 |
0 |
2456 |
Feeling pressed for time? |
1.2100 |
0.04560 |
100 |
81 |
17 |
2 |
2457 |
Oh no. I meant Just the suit |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
2458 |
What did I tell you about trying TikTok trends? |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
2459 |
You’ve succeeded. That suit is very flattering. |
1.2099 |
0.04880 |
81 |
65 |
15 |
1 |
2460 |
Honey, I think you're taking efficiency too far |
1.2099 |
0.04553 |
81 |
64 |
17 |
0 |
2461 |
Next time, plug in the damned iron, Bob! |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
2462 |
Self ironing suit isn’t meant literally |
1.2095 |
0.04426 |
105 |
85 |
18 |
2 |
2463 |
I told you to iron out your difficulties not to iron yourself |
1.2095 |
0.04426 |
105 |
85 |
18 |
2 |
2464 |
Almost ready for congress’s GOP! |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
2465 |
You're still going to work, right? |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2466 |
You need more starch in your collar! |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2467 |
Forgot the starch again? |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2468 |
It's not all about you. |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
2469 |
You missed a wrinkle or two, mostly in your face. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2470 |
Our relationship's gone flat. It's run out of steam. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2471 |
Too much starch again? |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2472 |
I was just trying to get myself straightened out |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2473 |
He said,we should iron out our problems, so I did! |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2474 |
You overdid it. That’s why you always look so rundown. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2475 |
I said to iron it yourself not to iron yourself |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2476 |
Before you put them on, before you put them on! |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2477 |
I....AM...IRONED MAN |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2478 |
This is NOT what I meant when I told you to iron things out. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2479 |
I'm really stretched out! |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2480 |
Aren’t you a getting little old for a Flat Stanley phase? |
1.2088 |
0.04560 |
91 |
73 |
17 |
1 |
2481 |
Gees...you look like you've been through the wringer! |
1.2088 |
0.04560 |
91 |
73 |
17 |
1 |
2482 |
That's not what I meant by ironing out our differences. |
1.2088 |
0.04560 |
91 |
73 |
17 |
1 |
2483 |
… Ohh, this is what the kids meant when they said you seemed ‘pressed’! |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2484 |
when I said "go iron yourself" it was a figure of speech |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2485 |
Just another opportunity for a biracial couple to make the news .... |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2486 |
Looks like you're having a flat day. |
1.2088 |
0.04284 |
91 |
72 |
19 |
0 |
2487 |
Wanna hang out? |
1.2088 |
0.04560 |
91 |
73 |
17 |
1 |
2488 |
My bad, I thought you said you were DE-pressed. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2489 |
What do you call it, 'The Persistence of Stupidity?' |
1.2088 |
0.05745 |
91 |
78 |
7 |
6 |
2490 |
Your OCD therapist just called and canceled. |
1.2087 |
0.04366 |
115 |
94 |
18 |
3 |
2491 |
When I pressed him about it, he folded. |
1.2087 |
0.04537 |
115 |
95 |
16 |
4 |
2492 |
Can't you simply diet like everyone else? |
1.2087 |
0.04188 |
115 |
93 |
20 |
2 |
2493 |
You could’ve tried cutting out bread first. |
1.2087 |
0.04188 |
115 |
93 |
20 |
2 |
2494 |
I did not mean for you to take me literally! |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
2495 |
There! Now you know how to iron. |
1.2083 |
0.04422 |
96 |
77 |
18 |
1 |
2496 |
Ironically, this suits you. |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
2497 |
This is no way to iron out your problems. |
1.2083 |
0.04167 |
96 |
76 |
20 |
0 |
2498 |
I’m sorry Stanley, but I just couldn’t find enough stamps! |
1.2083 |
0.05524 |
96 |
82 |
8 |
6 |
2499 |
The irony of it all finally got to him. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2500 |
I said one little bulge would be tolerated. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2501 |
I told you permanent press was a gimmick. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2502 |
And this is how we iron out our differences? |
1.2083 |
0.04422 |
96 |
77 |
18 |
1 |
2503 |
So this is where the Flat Stanley idea started. |
1.2083 |
0.04167 |
96 |
76 |
20 |
0 |
2504 |
It looks like you have a pressing appointment. |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
2505 |
OK, you've made your point. You're flat broke. |
1.2083 |
0.04422 |
96 |
77 |
18 |
1 |
2506 |
Talk about irony. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2507 |
I get it. We’ |
1.2083 |
0.04663 |
96 |
78 |
16 |
2 |
2508 |
Should I throw you into the spin cycle and fill you out again? |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2509 |
It says “Lay flat to dry.” Just do it. |
1.2083 |
0.04663 |
96 |
78 |
16 |
2 |
2510 |
Maybe now you'll listen and buy wrinkle-free next time |
1.2083 |
0.04663 |
96 |
78 |
16 |
2 |
2511 |
Take the suit off first. |
1.2083 |
0.04663 |
96 |
78 |
16 |
2 |
2512 |
Try the fluff cycle? |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2513 |
I flat out told you to leave the ironing to me! |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
2514 |
It works out better if you take the suit off first... |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
2515 |
Okay, Salvador, DALL-E can't do everything. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2516 |
Honey, it's Black Lives Matter, not Flat Lives Matter |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2517 |
-Hope I get flat tax rate |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2518 |
I told you so: there’s saving time, and there’s wearing yourself out. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2519 |
I don't think that is the iron deficiency your doctor meant. |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
2520 |
The Persistence of Laundry |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
2521 |
That's a Wash and Wear, not a Wear and Iron suit! |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
2522 |
I don't see how being flat means you'll get to travel the world for free, Stanley. |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
2523 |
I think there are better ways to relieve stress |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
2524 |
That's nothing...I used to iron my hair. |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
2525 |
What are you gonna do about the other side Steve? |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
2526 |
You're needed for another pressing situation, your brother just slipped in through the mail slot." |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2527 |
I'd be more impressed if you had gotten your priorities straight. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2528 |
I only meant your top half. |
1.2075 |
0.04388 |
106 |
86 |
18 |
2 |
2529 |
Stanley! What ever happened to the bulletin board? |
1.2075 |
0.04388 |
106 |
86 |
18 |
2 |
2530 |
Honey, you may be taking this iron salesman gig too seriously. |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2531 |
this is going to take more than starch... |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2532 |
Oh, Stanley, how ironic! |
1.2075 |
0.04179 |
106 |
85 |
20 |
1 |
2533 |
You set it too hot. |
1.2075 |
0.04388 |
106 |
86 |
18 |
2 |
2534 |
I told you not to give up starch. |
1.2075 |
0.04179 |
106 |
85 |
20 |
1 |
2535 |
It’s called “flat tire syndrome”. |
1.2075 |
0.03958 |
106 |
84 |
22 |
0 |
2536 |
Why didn't we think of this years ago? |
1.2075 |
0.04179 |
106 |
85 |
20 |
1 |
2537 |
That's incredible! You did it without even plugging it in! |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2538 |
Oh, Dad, poor Dad, now Mama can hang you in the closet...! |
1.2075 |
0.04388 |
106 |
86 |
18 |
2 |
2539 |
I know I said we have some things to iron out… |
1.2075 |
0.04388 |
106 |
86 |
18 |
2 |
2540 |
You wouldn't have had to iron if you used the "dryer's wrinkle control" setting. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2541 |
I thought I had tried all the anti-wrinkle remedies! |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
2542 |
It may save some time, Harry, but you're still not going to fit through the mail slot next time you lose your keys. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2543 |
I get it Bob, you’re bored |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2544 |
A little more starch. |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2545 |
Stanley, wrong order! Iron first, dress second! |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2546 |
I appreciate you are willing to try and iron this out |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
2547 |
You never listen! I told you this suit was wash and wear. |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2548 |
Generally speaking, Mr. Ogtot, the laundry facilities are not for physical self-improvement. Still though, if you try this again, don't linger on the tie. |
1.2072 |
0.04267 |
111 |
90 |
19 |
2 |
2549 |
That's not what "self-iron" means. |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2550 |
I told him that wasn't how you get rid of wrinkles. |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2551 |
I don't think that's what the saying "iron things out" means hun |
1.2072 |
0.04267 |
111 |
90 |
19 |
2 |
2552 |
ChatGPT wrote this one. |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
2553 |
This kind of horseshit is why I’m divorcing you. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
2554 |
That wasn't the iron man that I had in mind. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2555 |
I told you, you're gonna need more starch. |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
2556 |
This isn't what I meant when I said "straighten up." |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2557 |
This is not what I meant when I said straighten yourself out. |
1.2069 |
0.04368 |
87 |
69 |
18 |
0 |
2558 |
That's not how we do it on Earth, dear ! |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2559 |
Hmm ...'Flat Stanley' and 'Stanley Steamer' are taken. How 'bout 'Stancake?' |
1.2066 |
0.04533 |
121 |
101 |
15 |
5 |
2560 |
Bob, I said Irony, not Ironing! |
1.2066 |
0.04378 |
121 |
100 |
17 |
4 |
2561 |
I think he flipped; too much pressing business. |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
2562 |
I knew it wasn't just your "high metabolism". |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2563 |
THIS is what you did all day? |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2564 |
I thought it was time to iron out our problems. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2565 |
I've told you a thousand times; you need to press the "Steam" button ! |
1.2065 |
0.04244 |
92 |
73 |
19 |
0 |
2566 |
You can't be that board |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2567 |
maybe there was a less drastic demonstration |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
2568 |
Your creases are uneven. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2569 |
Carl, when I said you had an inflated opinion of yourself... |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2570 |
You’ll do anything to get out of walking the dog. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2571 |
Sweetie, are you sure you didn't misinterpret the care instructions tag on your new suit? |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
2572 |
How’s that hot stone massage hack working for you now? |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
2573 |
Now do my hair. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2574 |
Well, no wonder, you forgot the spray starch. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2575 |
Mom says it's my turn next. Then the cat. Then you again if you want. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2576 |
Running late again? |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2577 |
Well I sure hope you cleaned the lint trap after you finished in the dryer. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2578 |
That's not what I meant when I said you should "Let off a little steam!" |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2579 |
Looks good, except that you forgot to do your head. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2580 |
The label said “dry clean only” ! |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2581 |
Oh, I thought you said you were 'depressed.' |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2582 |
When I told you that you were getting wrinkles, his is not what I was thinking. |
1.2062 |
0.04381 |
97 |
78 |
18 |
1 |
2583 |
Some people will try anything to get rid of wrinkles! |
1.2062 |
0.04381 |
97 |
78 |
18 |
1 |
2584 |
You're flat-out drunk again, Henry. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2585 |
Take off your glasses. They’re not perma-press. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2586 |
So, George, other than that, what do you think of my self driving iron? |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2587 |
I don’t think you understood the Doc when he said depressed. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2588 |
I'm upset...but also amazed that you got all of the creases out. |
1.2059 |
0.04480 |
102 |
83 |
17 |
2 |
2589 |
This is what we call “man.” It always thinks it knows how to do it better. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2590 |
Did it hurt? |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2591 |
You’re taking this self-care thing way too far. |
1.2059 |
0.04023 |
102 |
81 |
21 |
0 |
2592 |
Press me like one of your french shirts |
1.2059 |
0.05089 |
102 |
86 |
11 |
5 |
2593 |
I really think you're carrying this "wash and wear" thing too far. |
1.2059 |
0.04480 |
102 |
83 |
17 |
2 |
2594 |
I told him,”Either you straighten yourself out or I’ll do it for you.” |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2595 |
I realize that I probably seem cool, but I’m legit freaking out on the inside. |
1.2059 |
0.04480 |
102 |
83 |
17 |
2 |
2596 |
Or, you could just moisturize. |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
2597 |
I get it, you’re a busy man.”
Farzeen Firoozi, New York, New Yor |
1.2059 |
0.04258 |
102 |
82 |
19 |
1 |
2598 |
Maybe go with light starch next time |
1.2059 |
0.04258 |
102 |
82 |
19 |
1 |
2599 |
s “when you said you had some things to iron out I never would have figured…” |
1.2059 |
0.05276 |
102 |
87 |
9 |
6 |
2600 |
I’m just noticing now, but you’ve really been wearing yourself thin lately. |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
2601 |
I'm sorry dear, but you're still using irony wrong. |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2602 |
Thanks for straightening me out! |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
2603 |
You telling me this is a pressing matter is just silly. |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2604 |
Yeah, the label should say “wash OR wear.” |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2605 |
That's a rather passive-aggressive approach to "iron it yourself." |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
2606 |
More pain, no gain, no crease. |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2607 |
When I told you to straighten yourself out, this is not what I had in mind. |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
2608 |
There has got to be a better way to fit on those new airplane seats. |
1.2054 |
0.04233 |
112 |
91 |
19 |
2 |
2609 |
Honey, if you think this is what your nutritionist meant when she said you have a pressing need to add a daily iron supplement, you are flat wrong." |
1.2054 |
0.04769 |
112 |
94 |
13 |
5 |
2610 |
I'm still not sure you'll fold well into my carry on bag. |
1.2054 |
0.04419 |
112 |
92 |
17 |
3 |
2611 |
I still don't think it's going to save you that much time... |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
2612 |
I know I said we have some kinks to iron out, but... |
1.2054 |
0.04039 |
112 |
90 |
21 |
1 |
2613 |
Does this mean you are prepairing your backbone to ask for a raise today? |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2614 |
You wouldn't need to be ironed if you would just stay out of the dryer. |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
2615 |
I know you're still upset about getting 2nd place in the limbo contest but you need to let it go |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2616 |
At least you could have taken those expensive shoes off, before ironing! |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
2617 |
Bob has unwavering faith in an independent press. |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
2618 |
May I presume you got ironing bored? |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
2619 |
I hope your suit isn't permanent press. |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
2620 |
you give new meaning to board meeting |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
2621 |
Sometimes it feels like we’re living in different dimensions. |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
2622 |
This is what happens when you nap through the training video. |
1.2048 |
0.04775 |
83 |
67 |
15 |
1 |
2623 |
You’re ass. is so flat i am leaving you abd taking the cat with me LOL |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
2624 |
Now that’s lazy. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
2625 |
You may have taken your new job in the Flat Iron District at bit too literally |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2626 |
You finally ironed out your issues! |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
2627 |
You need more iron |
1.2045 |
0.04325 |
88 |
70 |
18 |
0 |
2628 |
My Mother was right,you are an idiot |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2629 |
And now comes when you say you are flattered, right? |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
2630 |
Don't worry. We'll get this ironed out. |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2631 |
If Flat Stanley can settle for permapress, why can’t you? |
1.2043 |
0.04473 |
93 |
75 |
17 |
1 |
2632 |
Believe me,though you are very smart...it works better when it's empty |
1.2043 |
0.04473 |
93 |
75 |
17 |
1 |
2633 |
Did the cat do this? |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2634 |
The mayor said it's urgent, there's a new wrinkle. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2635 |
Pass me the starch honey? |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2636 |
I love that this skinsuit comes with a handy iron holder. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2637 |
Well, we’ve finally ironed out our biggest issue. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2638 |
Is this what you meant when you said you were implementing a new “onboarding” program? |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2639 |
I am having a midlife crease. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2640 |
I thought you were cutting down on starches. |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2641 |
That is not how you touch up a suit. |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2642 |
You've got some issues. Some of them are pressing. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2643 |
Stop eyeing Whiskers dear! and leave the curtains alone - we are on the 19th floor - remember! |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2644 |
Did you consider simply using the Perma-Press cycle? |
1.2041 |
0.04342 |
98 |
79 |
18 |
1 |
2645 |
We will never iron this out. |
1.2041 |
0.04342 |
98 |
79 |
18 |
1 |
2646 |
Flat Stlaney, the domestic years. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2647 |
He's entering Ironman this year. |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
2648 |
For Iron Man you shouldn't use the steam setting. |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2649 |
Don’t think you can just escape into 2-D! |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2650 |
I told you it was dry clean only. |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2651 |
Yes, you did have to take the clothes off first. |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2652 |
Wow Dave, way to iron out your issues with me |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2653 |
To be honest, I thought you’d be over Flat Stanley by now. |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2654 |
I called your guy at fluff & fold. They’re on their way. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2655 |
Ever consider Botox over this? |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2656 |
I told you to always point it away from you! |
1.2039 |
0.04441 |
103 |
84 |
17 |
2 |
2657 |
You know Botox gets the wrinkles out. |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2658 |
When I said you better straighten yourself out, I didn't mean literally. |
1.2039 |
0.04441 |
103 |
84 |
17 |
2 |
2659 |
Was that salesman for the pants pressing machine here? |
1.2039 |
0.03989 |
103 |
82 |
21 |
0 |
2660 |
You might have gone just a little heavy on the starch. |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2661 |
I knew that new iron was more than he could manage. |
1.2039 |
0.03989 |
103 |
82 |
21 |
0 |
2662 |
That's the wrong way to iron out our marriage problems. |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2663 |
As clever as it seems, this is not going to solve your iron deficiency |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2664 |
Stanley, you’re flat! |
1.2039 |
0.04441 |
103 |
84 |
17 |
2 |
2665 |
Ferris, I wasn't serious about those flattering remarks. How many times do we need to have the situational irony vs. literal irony talk? |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
2666 |
The therapist said that if we're going to iron out our differences, we have to work as a team. |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
2667 |
No! No! I said you needed to get the wrinkles out of your Birthday Suit!!! |
1.2037 |
0.04315 |
108 |
88 |
18 |
2 |
2668 |
This is not what I meant by "do your own ironing." |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2669 |
Yeah, Tucker Carlson's confession hit me pretty hard too. |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
2670 |
My mom warned me about men that think they know everything. |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
2671 |
There’s *still* no room for you on the girls’ trip. |
1.2035 |
0.04730 |
113 |
95 |
13 |
5 |
2672 |
This isn’t how you treat anemia babe. |
1.2034 |
0.04432 |
118 |
98 |
16 |
4 |
2673 |
Maybe Botox would have been the better choice |
1.2034 |
0.04265 |
118 |
97 |
18 |
3 |
2674 |
I know we should iron things out, but you're going overboard. |
1.2033 |
0.04465 |
123 |
103 |
15 |
5 |
2675 |
Admittedly, I said that you needed to learn to iron yourself. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2676 |
I told you the excuse had to be iron clad. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2677 |
The suit looks fine Gerald |
1.2024 |
0.05561 |
84 |
71 |
9 |
4 |
2678 |
You told me you were wash and wear. |
1.2024 |
0.04410 |
84 |
67 |
17 |
0 |
2679 |
Did you not read the instructions? They hang to dry. |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
2680 |
This is not what the doctor meant when she said you need to 'iron out the kinks in your back.' |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2681 |
Honey you need to stop seeing that chiropractor. |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
2682 |
Okay, enough of that flat Stanley stuff |
1.2024 |
0.05813 |
84 |
72 |
7 |
5 |
2683 |
A few more problems to iron out and you |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
2684 |
I was drunk when I told you I like tall men. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2685 |
No worries. Our over-sized dryer can fluff you back up. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2686 |
OK, fine, I'll admit I'm better than you at this one chore. |
1.2024 |
0.04410 |
84 |
67 |
17 |
0 |
2687 |
I think you’re overusing the ‘Irony’ setting. |
1.2022 |
0.04570 |
89 |
72 |
16 |
1 |
2688 |
Looks like you're suffering from an iron deficiency. |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2689 |
Wow, it has been quite a while since you went in to the office. |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2690 |
That’s true: everything DOES iron itself out, eventually. |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2691 |
'Maybe you should try Botox next time' |
1.2022 |
0.05343 |
89 |
75 |
10 |
4 |
2692 |
Should I pick you up from the dry cleaners? |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2693 |
That was bound to happen---he's normally left-handed. |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
2694 |
Show me your other side |
1.2022 |
0.05343 |
89 |
75 |
10 |
4 |
2695 |
Sorry but the position is for a laundry manager, not a press agent. |
1.2022 |
0.05577 |
89 |
76 |
8 |
5 |
2696 |
Does this really save time? |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
2697 |
At least now your looks match your character |
1.2022 |
0.05343 |
89 |
75 |
10 |
4 |
2698 |
Sweetheart, Don Johnson never pressed his suit, why should you? |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
2699 |
This iron man has a stark difference to the one I had in mind. |
1.2022 |
0.04570 |
89 |
72 |
16 |
1 |
2700 |
Any other chores you'd like to try, Arthur? |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2701 |
No. You shrunk it, you iron it. |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2702 |
just tell them you had a pressing engagement. |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2703 |
You're not even a stuffed shirt. |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2704 |
‘When you said you were going for a steam, I didn’t picture this.’ |
1.2021 |
0.04164 |
94 |
75 |
19 |
0 |
2705 |
This is what you meant about having pressing needs?! |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2706 |
When I suggested that you iron out the wrinkles, I meant psychologically. |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2707 |
Maybe take off the suit next time |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
2708 |
This is not what I meant when I said we had to iron out our relationship. |
1.2021 |
0.04164 |
94 |
75 |
19 |
0 |
2709 |
Phyllis says you flatter yourself a bit much. |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2710 |
We're gonna need a bigger ironing board. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2711 |
You said we needed to iron out all of our issues |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2712 |
Read the label – – no ironing needed. |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
2713 |
Not what I thought when you said you'd be home in no time flat. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2714 |
Are you looking for a flattening comment? |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2715 |
There was a safety warning right on it! |
1.2020 |
0.04302 |
99 |
80 |
18 |
1 |
2716 |
I warned you about eating too much starch
Frank Buckley Andover MA |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
2717 |
Do you need help? |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
2718 |
I guess I will walk you today |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2719 |
Are you sure this is how you mother taught you to do the ironing? |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2720 |
No worry lines, no kinks, you look totally at ease. See? Ironing is relaxing. |
1.2020 |
0.04302 |
99 |
80 |
18 |
1 |
2721 |
Time saving? Mother was right. You are clueless, Henry. |
1.2020 |
0.04056 |
99 |
79 |
20 |
0 |
2722 |
he told me to get the wrinkles out..... |
1.2020 |
0.04056 |
99 |
79 |
20 |
0 |
2723 |
OCD looks good on you! |
1.2020 |
0.04302 |
99 |
80 |
18 |
1 |
2724 |
No… I don’t think the wrinkles are going to make you stand out… |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2725 |
It's gonna take more than irioning out a few creases. |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2726 |
I feel like our marriage has gone a little flat. |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
2727 |
I think we both need to iron some things out. |
1.2020 |
0.04302 |
99 |
80 |
18 |
1 |
2728 |
Look dear, better than Botox at a fraction of the cost. |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
2729 |
You’re right, being on top WILL be easier now! |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2730 |
Is this just another one of your crazy shortcuts gone awry? |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2731 |
There's irony in your self-flattery. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2732 |
Sorry, Kevin McCarthy, ironing won't help. You just have no spine. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2733 |
Darling, did you get all your problems ironed out? |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
2734 |
Once again you forgot to iron the back. |
1.2019 |
0.05182 |
104 |
89 |
9 |
6 |
2735 |
Stanley, we’ve gone through this already. You’re not required to make yourself flat to travel! |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2736 |
This obsession with “The Thin Man” has gone too far. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2737 |
no, just the suit |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2738 |
I told you to eat a little starch. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2739 |
It's about time we ironed out our differences. |
1.2018 |
0.05011 |
109 |
93 |
10 |
6 |
2740 |
Honey, Botox might look more natural. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2741 |
Oh, the irony of self-inflicted harm. |
1.2018 |
0.03976 |
114 |
92 |
21 |
1 |
2742 |
Let's just say, as a possession, this does not bring me joy. |
1.2018 |
0.04166 |
114 |
93 |
19 |
2 |
2743 |
You said you wanted to iron things out between us, but this is ridiculous! |
1.2017 |
0.04061 |
119 |
97 |
20 |
2 |
2744 |
When I said you needed to iron out the kinks in our relationship this is NOT what I had in mind! |
1.2017 |
0.03694 |
119 |
95 |
24 |
0 |
2745 |
Did you use too much starch again? |
1.2016 |
0.04126 |
124 |
102 |
19 |
3 |
2746 |
I don't think you understand self-care. |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2747 |
I think you used a tad too much steam there, Jeff. Oh, and another thing... |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2748 |
Oh, you're not that Iron Man. |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
2749 |
Next time iron the suit without you in it. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2750 |
Now I think you'll fit
in a carry-on. |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
2751 |
"This isn't irony, either. |
1.2000 |
0.04264 |
100 |
81 |
18 |
1 |
2752 |
Hold on, I'll get the starch. |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2753 |
I think your massage gun is broken |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2754 |
Yet another reason to stick with permanent press. |
1.2000 |
0.04264 |
100 |
81 |
18 |
1 |
2755 |
I thought you said no starch. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2756 |
This is why I suggested you let me do the ironing. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2757 |
Let's just say that's not what most people think is ironic. |
1.2000 |
0.04389 |
95 |
77 |
17 |
1 |
2758 |
How much will It cost to Flatter You ? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2759 |
You might have used a little too much starch. |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2760 |
I knew it was a mistake to move your office to the Flatiron Building. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |