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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2023-02-27T00:57:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2023-03-12T23:59:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2023-03-07T00:59:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | March 13, 2023 |
Number of captions | 4173 |
Number of responses | 574148 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I don't care what Satan lets his kids do. | 1.7697 | 0.01647 | 2462 | 1171 | 687 | 604 |
1 | When I was young, we played with 9 planets. | 1.7417 | 0.02298 | 1181 | 560 | 366 | 255 |
2 | It’s been 4.5 billion years; will you please just take your shot?! | 1.7387 | 0.02053 | 1466 | 694 | 461 | 311 |
3 | Ten bucks says you won't sink the Earth before the humans do. | 1.7286 | 0.02077 | 1400 | 664 | 452 | 284 |
4 | Leave earth alone. It'll sink itself. | 1.7040 | 0.02038 | 1493 | 749 | 437 | 307 |
5 | See the real secret is, it's the universe that's flat. | 1.6917 | 0.02186 | 1304 | 669 | 368 | 267 |
6 | Careful. It took me a week to make that one. | 1.6889 | 0.01570 | 2395 | 1195 | 750 | 450 |
7 | Don't forget to put them back in orbit when you're done playing. | 1.6767 | 0.01487 | 2620 | 1319 | 829 | 472 |
8 | Where on Earth are you aiming | 1.6724 | 0.01638 | 2250 | 1168 | 651 | 431 |
9 | The object is to keep them out of the black holes. | 1.6723 | 0.02306 | 1056 | 526 | 350 | 180 |
10 | Easy, Michael. Last time you broke you wiped out the dinosaurs. | 1.6693 | 0.01617 | 2274 | 1176 | 674 | 424 |
11 | Don't bother sinking that one, the humans will do it on their own. | 1.6636 | 0.02098 | 1320 | 680 | 404 | 236 |
12 | I call the shots here. | 1.6617 | 0.01901 | 1602 | 826 | 492 | 284 |
13 | I said shoot for the moon | 1.6604 | 0.01910 | 1534 | 778 | 499 | 257 |
14 | Why am I even paying for harp lessons? | 1.6563 | 0.01528 | 2572 | 1366 | 724 | 482 |
15 | Not that one; it's gonna sink itself. | 1.6530 | 0.02133 | 1288 | 678 | 379 | 231 |
16 | They call it "big bang." We call it "break." | 1.6515 | 0.01626 | 2224 | 1176 | 647 | 401 |
17 | That's the worst break I've seen since the Big Bang! | 1.6476 | 0.01992 | 1416 | 735 | 445 | 236 |
18 | No way in Heaven you make that shot. | 1.6402 | 0.01926 | 1434 | 732 | 486 | 216 |
19 | My game…my rules…Pluto is in! | 1.6339 | 0.02269 | 1090 | 578 | 333 | 179 |
20 | Hurry Up, I only have seven days. | 1.6195 | 0.02309 | 1075 | 590 | 304 | 181 |
21 | And put Pluto back on the table. | 1.6178 | 0.02293 | 1078 | 590 | 310 | 178 |
22 | The games just not the same without Pluto. | 1.6089 | 0.02115 | 1217 | 662 | 369 | 186 |
23 | Hey I hope you know what happens when a planet enters a black hole . | 1.6013 | 0.02102 | 1224 | 672 | 368 | 184 |
24 | Hit below the Equator for backspin | 1.5995 | 0.01853 | 1503 | 809 | 487 | 207 |
25 | I can't wait to hear how Fox News blames this on Biden! | 1.5922 | 0.02140 | 1275 | 738 | 319 | 218 |
26 | When I was your age, we all played 9 planet. | 1.5915 | 0.02916 | 634 | 353 | 187 | 94 |
27 | Which one of you pocketed Pluto? | 1.5894 | 0.01942 | 1410 | 783 | 423 | 204 |
28 | Okay, one more round, but then we really have to work on the world peace thing. | 1.5873 | 0.01889 | 1398 | 756 | 463 | 179 |
29 | Rack 'em up and I'll show you kids a trick shot called the Big Bang. | 1.5836 | 0.01879 | 1734 | 1042 | 372 | 320 |
30 | Sundays off if you sink it. | 1.5835 | 0.02005 | 1311 | 732 | 393 | 186 |
31 | Remember: eye on the ball,smooth follow through,and account for the table expanding at an increasing rate. | 1.5830 | 0.01967 | 1319 | 726 | 417 | 176 |
32 | No, I said it’s time for re-creation. | 1.5829 | 0.01970 | 1417 | 808 | 392 | 217 |
33 | You know they're going to blame me for this ... | 1.5828 | 0.02067 | 1268 | 718 | 361 | 189 |
34 | Hurry up and sink 'em. You know it always takes me an eternity to set 'em up again. | 1.5798 | 0.02020 | 1247 | 689 | 393 | 165 |
35 | One foot on the cloud please! | 1.5797 | 0.02007 | 1242 | 681 | 402 | 159 |
36 | And on the seventh day God called corner pocket | 1.5787 | 0.02052 | 1239 | 694 | 373 | 172 |
37 | Fine, if you sink this one, I'll make Pluto a planet again | 1.5762 | 0.02244 | 1057 | 600 | 305 | 152 |
38 | Make this shot and I’ll reverse global warming. Miss it and I’ll send Trump back to the White House. | 1.5751 | 0.02220 | 1172 | 693 | 284 | 195 |
39 | You know the rules, Gabriel. At least one foot on the firmament at all times. | 1.5750 | 0.02101 | 1134 | 627 | 362 | 145 |
40 | I spent six days working on that. | 1.5720 | 0.01959 | 1423 | 823 | 386 | 214 |
41 | Michael, when I said you're Earth's only shot, this isn't what I meant. | 1.5713 | 0.02237 | 1045 | 593 | 307 | 145 |
42 | It's cute how they come up with 'scientific theories' to explain the chalk layers on their planet. | 1.5712 | 0.02331 | 1026 | 600 | 266 | 160 |
43 | You're going to need a miracle to make that shot. | 1.5664 | 0.02756 | 678 | 385 | 202 | 91 |
44 | That one’s already sunk. | 1.5626 | 0.02285 | 983 | 561 | 291 | 131 |
45 | Gases or Solids? | 1.5623 | 0.02226 | 1083 | 631 | 295 | 157 |
46 | Bet you can't make them go in concentric circles around a star | 1.5590 | 0.02295 | 941 | 532 | 292 | 117 |
47 | Don’t you two have some souls to save? | 1.5588 | 0.02278 | 961 | 545 | 295 | 121 |
48 | Hold on, where’s Pluto? | 1.5585 | 0.02578 | 752 | 427 | 230 | 95 |
49 | Don’t worry, if you miss it’s not the end of the world. | 1.5567 | 0.02197 | 1085 | 631 | 304 | 150 |
50 | Calling it: Richter Scale 3.5; Los Angeles, CA. Left corner pocket. | 1.5561 | 0.02265 | 1088 | 652 | 267 | 169 |
51 | Don't bother. That one will sink itself. | 1.5556 | 0.02191 | 1186 | 718 | 277 | 191 |
52 | This is exactly how we lost Pluto. | 1.5524 | 0.02224 | 1088 | 645 | 285 | 158 |
53 | It's been 4.543 billion years! Just take the dang shot, Gabriel! | 1.5522 | 0.02279 | 1054 | 630 | 266 | 158 |
54 | Try making that shot with a flat Earth. | 1.5489 | 0.02301 | 1044 | 630 | 255 | 159 |
55 | Are you playing the solids or the gases? | 1.5425 | 0.02366 | 999 | 612 | 232 | 155 |
56 | The sign clearly states ‘one foot must remain on the cloud.’ | 1.5412 | 0.02541 | 752 | 434 | 229 | 89 |
57 | You don't need to sink Earth. It is quite capable of doing it on its own. | 1.5410 | 0.02394 | 963 | 588 | 229 | 146 |
58 | You had better put those back in orbit when you’re done! | 1.5406 | 0.02407 | 923 | 556 | 235 | 132 |
59 | You don't have to sink the Earth ball, the inhabitants are going to do that all by themselves. | 1.5404 | 0.02456 | 892 | 539 | 224 | 129 |
60 | Remember to put them back around the sun. | 1.5397 | 0.03021 | 567 | 337 | 154 | 76 |
61 | I told you to be careful! You've already lost Pluto!! | 1.5395 | 0.02624 | 734 | 432 | 208 | 94 |
62 | When I was your age, we had nine of these. | 1.5381 | 0.02290 | 1011 | 609 | 260 | 142 |
63 | One foot on the floor, flyboy. | 1.5377 | 0.02623 | 729 | 429 | 208 | 92 |
64 | "Dwarf planet or not, I want Pluto back on the table!" | 1.5375 | 0.02529 | 787 | 464 | 223 | 100 |
65 | The planets must be aligned to make that shot. | 1.5369 | 0.02398 | 853 | 498 | 252 | 103 |
66 | Make sure the moon is in the seventh house, and then align Jupiter with Mars. | 1.5345 | 0.02564 | 885 | 559 | 179 | 147 |
67 | Last time you did this, you wiped out all my dinosaurs. | 1.5339 | 0.02486 | 869 | 530 | 214 | 125 |
68 | Jesus Christ! Just take the shot! | 1.5329 | 0.02705 | 745 | 458 | 177 | 110 |
69 | If you sink the earth, you're going to hell. Just sayin' | 1.5316 | 0.02708 | 681 | 404 | 192 | 85 |
70 | It will be a miracle if he makes it. | 1.5305 | 0.02756 | 673 | 404 | 181 | 88 |
71 | That’s the rule. And don’t say:”Who made you God?” | 1.5300 | 0.02581 | 851 | 535 | 181 | 135 |
72 | Feet on the cloud, please. | 1.5293 | 0.02691 | 665 | 390 | 198 | 77 |
73 | On this cloud we play nine-ball, so Pluto is back in. | 1.5284 | 0.02485 | 776 | 455 | 232 | 89 |
74 | Let's make it interesting. Old school rules—Pluto's still a planet. | 1.5278 | 0.02463 | 845 | 510 | 224 | 111 |
75 | I had a system.” | 1.5274 | 0.02524 | 914 | 584 | 178 | 152 |
76 | Well, this explains a lot. | 1.5182 | 0.02756 | 658 | 399 | 177 | 82 |
77 | That one gets the short end of the stick.” | 1.5180 | 0.02954 | 724 | 487 | 99 | 138 |
78 | So, do you want to play God? | 1.5175 | 0.02992 | 570 | 349 | 147 | 74 |
79 | Now tell me what have you done with Pluto? | 1.5165 | 0.02869 | 575 | 342 | 169 | 64 |
80 | Back in my day, we use to play with pluto. | 1.5165 | 0.02921 | 575 | 347 | 159 | 69 |
81 | Not another one in the Black Hole. | 1.5164 | 0.02753 | 672 | 412 | 173 | 87 |
82 | Are you two sure you understand the gravity of this game? | 1.5159 | 0.02803 | 659 | 407 | 164 | 88 |
83 | Can you keep it down? This is my day of rest. | 1.5159 | 0.02756 | 723 | 458 | 157 | 108 |
84 | I always put spin on them. | 1.5153 | 0.02732 | 652 | 393 | 182 | 77 |
85 | You’re going to have to learn 8 ball. Pluto is no longer a planet. | 1.5144 | 0.02688 | 661 | 396 | 190 | 75 |
86 | It took me seven whole days to make that! | 1.5142 | 0.02729 | 636 | 380 | 185 | 71 |
87 | Only I call the shots. | 1.5141 | 0.02866 | 640 | 399 | 153 | 88 |
88 | When you finish, put them back in orbit! | 1.5137 | 0.02774 | 693 | 435 | 160 | 98 |
89 | Remember, I call the shots up here. | 1.5114 | 0.02948 | 612 | 385 | 141 | 86 |
90 | We had to switch to 8-ball because of Pluto. | 1.5107 | 0.02704 | 699 | 433 | 175 | 91 |
91 | I’ll allow this, but please remove Adam and Eve from the foosball game. | 1.5081 | 0.02874 | 553 | 329 | 167 | 57 |
92 | I'm the only one who calls shots around here. | 1.5066 | 0.02855 | 604 | 371 | 160 | 73 |
93 | Banking on Mars again, I see… | 1.5062 | 0.02859 | 569 | 342 | 166 | 61 |
94 | One foot on the cloud, pal. | 1.5052 | 0.02706 | 677 | 418 | 176 | 83 |
95 | I'm getting a lot of complaints from the people downstairs. | 1.5036 | 0.03069 | 554 | 350 | 129 | 75 |
96 | In the infinite universe, I leave you guys with one small solar system to look after... | 1.5025 | 0.02794 | 605 | 368 | 170 | 67 |
97 | Stop breaking my balls! | 1.5019 | 0.03194 | 540 | 350 | 109 | 81 |
98 | You don't seem to understand the gravity of the situation. | 1.5008 | 0.02863 | 631 | 399 | 148 | 84 |
99 | Even I can't knock any sense into that blue one. | 1.5000 | 0.03029 | 632 | 420 | 108 | 104 |
100 | Remember, the motion is elliptical, not just circular. | 1.4990 | 0.03070 | 479 | 288 | 143 | 48 |
101 | Now, if you hit it at precisely the right angle, you can create a big bang! | 1.4928 | 0.03058 | 554 | 355 | 125 | 74 |
102 | You’ve got to keep one foot on the cloud. | 1.4904 | 0.02973 | 471 | 279 | 153 | 39 |
103 | You haven't a prayer. | 1.4904 | 0.03047 | 522 | 327 | 134 | 61 |
104 | I said pray, not play | 1.4902 | 0.02994 | 508 | 311 | 145 | 52 |
105 | Careful with that, last time you wiped out my dinosaurs. | 1.4900 | 0.03049 | 551 | 353 | 126 | 72 |
106 | That one will sink on its own. | 1.4899 | 0.03098 | 547 | 354 | 118 | 75 |
107 | Einstein said god doesn’t play dice with the universe and you kids can not play pool with it either. | 1.4899 | 0.03243 | 447 | 277 | 121 | 49 |
108 | It took me 6 days to make that! | 1.4894 | 0.03170 | 470 | 292 | 126 | 52 |
109 | I don’t like to confuse the astronomers but then again, I enjoy a good joke. | 1.4888 | 0.02893 | 536 | 327 | 156 | 53 |
110 | Just remember to put them back in order when you’re done, okay? | 1.4886 | 0.02997 | 528 | 329 | 140 | 59 |
111 | Go easy...they can't take much more. | 1.4885 | 0.03282 | 434 | 269 | 118 | 47 |
112 | So, are you solids or gases? | 1.4882 | 0.03109 | 508 | 321 | 126 | 61 |
113 | I liked it better when we had Pluto. Then we could play 9-ball. | 1.4879 | 0.02943 | 580 | 370 | 137 | 73 |
114 | You already sank Pluto in the side pocket. We cannot afford to lose any more. | 1.4874 | 0.03211 | 435 | 266 | 126 | 43 |
115 | Oh yeah? Let me show what it's really like to play God. | 1.4857 | 0.03054 | 523 | 331 | 130 | 62 |
116 | Aha! I thought I heard a big bang. | 1.4852 | 0.03024 | 507 | 315 | 138 | 54 |
117 | Don't worry about Earth, the humans will sink that one for us | 1.4850 | 0.03214 | 499 | 323 | 110 | 66 |
118 | There go my dinosaurs. | 1.4846 | 0.03253 | 421 | 258 | 122 | 41 |
119 | No, not 1 billion more years, bed now! | 1.4843 | 0.03124 | 510 | 326 | 121 | 63 |
120 | When I was your age, we played with nine planets. | 1.4832 | 0.03010 | 536 | 340 | 133 | 63 |
121 | Just remember: If you sink that one the game is over. | 1.4829 | 0.04130 | 292 | 187 | 69 | 36 |
122 | What did I say when you killed all the dinosaurs? | 1.4814 | 0.03220 | 457 | 288 | 118 | 51 |
123 | Keep them on the table! I never did find Pluto after last time. | 1.4803 | 0.03150 | 456 | 283 | 127 | 46 |
124 | Stop it. You’re pissing off Einstein. | 1.4792 | 0.03243 | 432 | 269 | 119 | 44 |
125 | No, no, no. You sink the earth-ball last!" | 1.4756 | 0.03264 | 431 | 271 | 115 | 45 |
126 | Bank shot off Uranus | 1.4748 | 0.03349 | 436 | 281 | 103 | 52 |
127 | Alright,who spilled the Milky Way on the kitchen floor? | 1.4747 | 0.03510 | 396 | 255 | 94 | 47 |
128 | I’m the one who moves heaven and earth! | 1.4745 | 0.03451 | 432 | 284 | 91 | 57 |
129 | Who knocked off Pluto?! | 1.4735 | 0.03059 | 490 | 309 | 130 | 51 |
130 | Bonus points to whoever gets the planets aligned | 1.4719 | 0.04154 | 267 | 169 | 70 | 28 |
131 | You better put those back in the right order. | 1.4719 | 0.03280 | 462 | 301 | 104 | 57 |
132 | Hurry up, you're taking an eternity! | 1.4707 | 0.03349 | 444 | 290 | 99 | 55 |
133 | So this is all just a game to you? | 1.4703 | 0.03229 | 455 | 292 | 112 | 51 |
134 | Earth rules here, Paul - both feet on the floor | 1.4698 | 0.03235 | 430 | 271 | 116 | 43 |
135 | That one usually sinks itself. | 1.4689 | 0.03054 | 514 | 332 | 123 | 59 |
136 | So you're going to hit the only one with crazy people and nuclear weapons? Sure. What can go wrong? | 1.4688 | 0.03294 | 480 | 320 | 95 | 65 |
137 | Why waste a shot-that one's already on a path to sink itself! | 1.4687 | 0.03202 | 463 | 298 | 113 | 52 |
138 | OK. What did you guys do with Pluto? | 1.4687 | 0.03280 | 431 | 275 | 110 | 46 |
139 | In my day we played with nine planets. | 1.4684 | 0.03067 | 491 | 313 | 126 | 52 |
140 | I don’t appreciate your treating my work like it’s some sort of game! | 1.4660 | 0.03447 | 397 | 256 | 97 | 44 |
141 | If you rip the fabric of space-time, you're paying for it. | 1.4651 | 0.03398 | 430 | 283 | 94 | 53 |
142 | Have you forgotten that the first time you used my pool table without permission resulted in the Big Bang? | 1.4640 | 0.03654 | 347 | 223 | 87 | 37 |
143 | Enough already with the Uranus jokes. | 1.4636 | 0.03441 | 412 | 270 | 93 | 49 |
144 | At best, you'll win a constellation prize. | 1.4631 | 0.03372 | 406 | 261 | 102 | 43 |
145 | Afraid that one's already snookered. | 1.4614 | 0.03270 | 414 | 263 | 111 | 40 |
146 | Put those all back, right now, exactly where I left them. | 1.4608 | 0.03351 | 421 | 274 | 100 | 47 |
147 | Be careful. I just replaced the fabric of the Universe. | 1.4606 | 0.04158 | 254 | 161 | 69 | 24 |
148 | Wait! Not that one! It took me an entire 7 days to create! | 1.4605 | 0.03598 | 380 | 251 | 83 | 46 |
149 | Take the shot, it's not the end of the world. | 1.4604 | 0.03419 | 404 | 263 | 96 | 45 |
150 | Those orbits took me ages, literally ages, to setup! | 1.4599 | 0.03359 | 411 | 266 | 101 | 44 |
151 | I suppose you think ruling the entire universe is just some stupid game for your childish amusement? | 1.4598 | 0.03483 | 361 | 229 | 98 | 34 |
152 | Put a little English on England. | 1.4595 | 0.03502 | 457 | 318 | 68 | 71 |
153 | That one practically sinks itself. | 1.4583 | 0.03684 | 360 | 238 | 79 | 43 |
154 | Hold on! I call the shots up here. | 1.4579 | 0.03226 | 428 | 274 | 112 | 42 |
155 | What was that Big Bang I heard a while ago? | 1.4579 | 0.03472 | 404 | 267 | 89 | 48 |
156 | One foot or wing must be touching floor at all times. No exceptions. | 1.4568 | 0.03312 | 370 | 230 | 111 | 29 |
157 | Five bucks says the humans will sink the Earth before you do! | 1.4563 | 0.03473 | 412 | 275 | 86 | 51 |
158 | That blue one is already sunk. | 1.4552 | 0.03448 | 402 | 265 | 91 | 46 |
159 | Remember what happened to the dinosaurs last time you scratched. | 1.4552 | 0.03286 | 435 | 285 | 102 | 48 |
160 | I'm giving you, and Earth, one more shot. | 1.4545 | 0.03436 | 374 | 240 | 98 | 36 |
161 | Loser gets Earth duty for a year | 1.4545 | 0.03673 | 407 | 283 | 63 | 61 |
162 | You know the rules--at least one foot on the cloud, please. | 1.4524 | 0.03347 | 378 | 240 | 105 | 33 |
163 | you still need to keep one foot on the cloud! | 1.4517 | 0.03475 | 352 | 224 | 97 | 31 |
164 | And,what in My name have you done with Pluto? | 1.4517 | 0.03509 | 414 | 281 | 79 | 54 |
165 | I don't play dice with the Universe. But billiards? That's another story!" | 1.4516 | 0.03427 | 372 | 239 | 98 | 35 |
166 | Winner plays God. | 1.4511 | 0.03520 | 399 | 268 | 82 | 49 |
167 | That shot doesn't have a prayer. | 1.4509 | 0.03386 | 397 | 259 | 97 | 41 |
168 | Just make sure you don’t scratch Uranus! | 1.4502 | 0.03586 | 422 | 294 | 66 | 62 |
169 | And on the seventh day, they just think I rested. | 1.4497 | 0.03628 | 318 | 202 | 89 | 27 |
170 | You be careful! That's a whole week's work on the table! | 1.4492 | 0.03715 | 374 | 256 | 68 | 50 |
171 | You better not scratch Uranus again. | 1.4483 | 0.03711 | 377 | 259 | 67 | 51 |
172 | And to think, some really stupid people think you’re actually guarding them. | 1.4481 | 0.03751 | 337 | 224 | 75 | 38 |
173 | 9-ball was way better when Pluto was a planet | 1.4471 | 0.03549 | 378 | 252 | 83 | 43 |
174 | So, what, now you're playing God? | 1.4468 | 0.03562 | 376 | 251 | 82 | 43 |
175 | You’ll have a better shot if you wait until it stops spinning. | 1.4458 | 0.03518 | 332 | 211 | 94 | 27 |
176 | Now try juggling all these balls in the air at once, like I have to do. | 1.4439 | 0.03739 | 383 | 268 | 60 | 55 |
177 | You couldn't stop with Pluto? | 1.4438 | 0.03471 | 365 | 238 | 92 | 35 |
178 | Hey, what ever happened to the ‘one foot on the floor’ rule? | 1.4438 | 0.03336 | 347 | 217 | 106 | 24 |
179 | Loser has to live there. | 1.4435 | 0.03805 | 336 | 227 | 69 | 40 |
180 | I don't care what Neil deGrasse Tyson says, we need Pluto to play 9 ball. | 1.4429 | 0.03759 | 368 | 255 | 63 | 50 |
181 | Pluto doesn't count | 1.4403 | 0.03399 | 352 | 225 | 99 | 28 |
182 | That one will sink itself. | 1.4399 | 0.03287 | 416 | 275 | 99 | 42 |
183 | I don't play dice with the universe, you don't play pool with the solar system. Capisce? | 1.4372 | 0.05112 | 199 | 139 | 33 | 27 |
184 | Easy now, there's people on that one! | 1.4370 | 0.03387 | 357 | 230 | 98 | 29 |
185 | Put some spin on it. | 1.4370 | 0.03596 | 341 | 225 | 83 | 33 |
186 | Make sure to put them back around the sun when you are done | 1.4368 | 0.03589 | 380 | 260 | 74 | 46 |
187 | If only Minnesota Fats hadn't gone to the other place! | 1.4365 | 0.03635 | 323 | 211 | 83 | 29 |
188 | Only I decide when worlds collide! | 1.4362 | 0.03602 | 337 | 222 | 83 | 32 |
189 | Well you just knocked Pluto out of the solar system! | 1.4360 | 0.03712 | 344 | 233 | 72 | 39 |
190 | Put Pluto back on the table. | 1.4349 | 0.03673 | 315 | 206 | 81 | 28 |
191 | No! Not the black hole. | 1.4341 | 0.03482 | 387 | 262 | 82 | 43 |
192 | This game is much easier since we took out Pluto. | 1.4340 | 0.03546 | 341 | 224 | 86 | 31 |
193 | Which one of you said, "God, don't let me miss this." | 1.4337 | 0.03995 | 309 | 213 | 58 | 38 |
194 | With Pluto gone, getting Earth off the table should be an easy shot. | 1.4320 | 0.03782 | 338 | 232 | 66 | 40 |
195 | Well, Einstein was right, we don't play dice with the Universe | 1.4312 | 0.03627 | 327 | 216 | 81 | 30 |
196 | If you pocket the earth, you lose big time. | 1.4310 | 0.03564 | 348 | 232 | 82 | 34 |
197 | I’m solids, you’re gaseous giants. | 1.4308 | 0.03820 | 325 | 222 | 66 | 37 |
198 | Einstein was right. God doesn't play dice with the Universe. But, he does play pool! | 1.4307 | 0.03903 | 332 | 232 | 57 | 43 |
199 | Albert was right, God does not play dice with the universe. | 1.4305 | 0.03724 | 302 | 198 | 78 | 26 |
200 | So this explains what became of Pluto... | 1.4304 | 0.03886 | 309 | 210 | 65 | 34 |
201 | Make a move already, this game has lasted over 4 billion years. | 1.4278 | 0.03615 | 353 | 240 | 75 | 38 |
202 | You have 10 seconds to put the planets back where they belong. | 1.4277 | 0.03771 | 339 | 234 | 65 | 40 |
203 | I step away for a sec and you're doing tsunamis in Chile. | 1.4275 | 0.04121 | 262 | 176 | 60 | 26 |
204 | Playing God, are you? | 1.4272 | 0.03830 | 309 | 209 | 68 | 32 |
205 | And on the eighth day, I thought, 'Why don't we make this a little more interesting?' | 1.4272 | 0.03923 | 302 | 206 | 63 | 33 |
206 | It’s a game of angles, not Angels! | 1.4269 | 0.04353 | 260 | 181 | 47 | 32 |
207 | You realize this took me six days to create. | 1.4265 | 0.03976 | 272 | 181 | 66 | 25 |
208 | Stop messing with my system. | 1.4261 | 0.03343 | 352 | 228 | 98 | 26 |
209 | Just wait a bit. It'll sink itself. | 1.4261 | 0.03559 | 345 | 231 | 81 | 33 |
210 | Just go ahead and say it...Uranus in the side pocket. | 1.4257 | 0.03885 | 303 | 206 | 65 | 32 |
211 | Good thing I didn't make 'em flat. | 1.4257 | 0.03668 | 343 | 234 | 72 | 37 |
212 | Please don't play with those. I need them for the Big Bang. | 1.4256 | 0.03603 | 336 | 225 | 79 | 32 |
213 | Hit that one extra hard to knock some sense into it. | 1.4246 | 0.04311 | 252 | 173 | 51 | 28 |
214 | Clouds aren’t level…I’m sorry. We’ve had this conversation a million times. Literally…a million times. | 1.4245 | 0.03880 | 278 | 184 | 70 | 24 |
215 | One foot on the cloud, you know the rules. | 1.4236 | 0.03407 | 373 | 250 | 88 | 35 |
216 | Careful Gabriel, we don't want to repeat what happened with Pluto | 1.4236 | 0.03941 | 314 | 219 | 57 | 38 |
217 | Gabriel, you know you must keep one foot on the cloud. | 1.4228 | 0.03939 | 272 | 181 | 67 | 24 |
218 | Loser goes to hell. | 1.4221 | 0.04079 | 289 | 201 | 54 | 34 |
219 | So this is why things are such a mess down on Earth! | 1.4221 | 0.03836 | 289 | 193 | 70 | 26 |
220 | Be careful. We still want them to believe it due to gravity. | 1.4219 | 0.03756 | 301 | 201 | 73 | 27 |
221 | Remember, one foot on the cloud at all times! | 1.4219 | 0.03597 | 320 | 212 | 81 | 27 |
222 | So causing three earthquakes during the marbles game didn't teach you anything? | 1.4217 | 0.04196 | 249 | 168 | 57 | 24 |
223 | I’d like to see their astrophysicists explain this! | 1.4213 | 0.04136 | 254 | 171 | 59 | 24 |
224 | You don't seem to grasp the gravity of this situation | 1.4207 | 0.03518 | 347 | 233 | 82 | 32 |
225 | How’s it looking? I completely forgot about this solar system. | 1.4205 | 0.03986 | 264 | 176 | 65 | 23 |
226 | We've gone over this. At least one foot on a cloud. | 1.4204 | 0.03573 | 333 | 223 | 80 | 30 |
227 | Last time you did this we lost all the dinosaurs. | 1.4201 | 0.03813 | 288 | 192 | 71 | 25 |
228 | I told you two the blue one is off limits! | 1.4195 | 0.04277 | 236 | 159 | 55 | 22 |
229 | I create a parellel universe for you and this is what you do with it | 1.4194 | 0.04245 | 248 | 169 | 54 | 25 |
230 | Can you believe it's been 65 million years since we did this? | 1.4194 | 0.03950 | 310 | 217 | 56 | 37 |
231 | Which one of you scratched Pluto? | 1.4193 | 0.03565 | 353 | 241 | 76 | 36 |
232 | Someone sank Pluto? | 1.4181 | 0.03789 | 287 | 191 | 72 | 24 |
233 | Let’s see that little Copernicus nerd come up with a theory to explain this! | 1.4181 | 0.03946 | 299 | 207 | 59 | 33 |
234 | So this is what happens when I rest! | 1.4179 | 0.04081 | 268 | 183 | 58 | 27 |
235 | You'd better put them back when you're finished. | 1.4164 | 0.03860 | 305 | 210 | 63 | 32 |
236 | I see you finally have the planets aligned. | 1.4160 | 0.03968 | 262 | 175 | 65 | 22 |
237 | Now you kids leave the Solar System alone until after you’ve done your homework. | 1.4143 | 0.04050 | 251 | 168 | 62 | 21 |
238 | I am fine with Pluto, but Mars stays. | 1.4143 | 0.03983 | 280 | 192 | 60 | 28 |
239 | Trust me...that shot won't work even here. | 1.4142 | 0.03300 | 338 | 219 | 98 | 21 |
240 | I only play once in a blue moon. | 1.4136 | 0.03793 | 324 | 226 | 62 | 36 |
241 | You’ll have to bend the time-space continuum to make that shot… Just sayin’ … | 1.4130 | 0.03883 | 293 | 201 | 63 | 29 |
242 | Let's see what that does to evolution. | 1.4118 | 0.03829 | 289 | 196 | 67 | 26 |
243 | I don't care what the mortals say, I say it's not 9 ball without Pluto. | 1.4118 | 0.03931 | 272 | 184 | 64 | 24 |
244 | How many times do I have to tell you, at least one foot on the cloud! | 1.4111 | 0.03551 | 287 | 186 | 84 | 17 |
245 | What do you mean if it goes in it will be a miracle? | 1.4101 | 0.03835 | 278 | 187 | 68 | 23 |
246 | I don't care what Neil deGrasse Tyson says. You're not playing without Pluto! | 1.4095 | 0.03738 | 315 | 217 | 67 | 31 |
247 | You can’t play nine-ball without Pluto! | 1.4093 | 0.03772 | 281 | 188 | 71 | 22 |
248 | No, he has solids. You have gas giants. | 1.4089 | 0.03990 | 291 | 204 | 55 | 32 |
249 | Careful, this is how we lost Pluto. | 1.4089 | 0.03838 | 291 | 199 | 65 | 27 |
250 | You may have your head in the clouds but keep your feet on the ground. | 1.4089 | 0.03668 | 269 | 175 | 78 | 16 |
251 | It's all fun and games until someone accidentally knocks Jupiter into the Sun. | 1.4088 | 0.03822 | 296 | 203 | 65 | 28 |
252 | Good luck explaining this one, Galileo. | 1.4086 | 0.04237 | 257 | 180 | 49 | 28 |
253 | And you wanted to make them flat,huh? | 1.4084 | 0.03880 | 311 | 219 | 57 | 35 |
254 | You have better angles. | 1.4082 | 0.04254 | 267 | 190 | 45 | 32 |
255 | Good luck with that one - it's mostly water. | 1.4078 | 0.04038 | 255 | 173 | 60 | 22 |
256 | You don’t call the shot, I call the shots! | 1.4075 | 0.03755 | 319 | 222 | 64 | 33 |
257 | You better put them back in their proper orbits when you're done. | 1.4064 | 0.04082 | 251 | 171 | 58 | 22 |
258 | Don't tell me I forgot to invent a cue ball! | 1.4061 | 0.03787 | 293 | 200 | 67 | 26 |
259 | You must keep at least one foot on the cloud. | 1.4061 | 0.03970 | 261 | 177 | 62 | 22 |
260 | What do you mean Pluto isn't allowed anymore? | 1.4056 | 0.04104 | 249 | 170 | 57 | 22 |
261 | Not so easy moving heaven and earth, is it? | 1.4051 | 0.04169 | 274 | 195 | 47 | 32 |
262 | Just don’t scratch Uranus. | 1.4048 | 0.04043 | 294 | 210 | 49 | 35 |
263 | It's Wednesday! We still have a lot of creation to do. | 1.4048 | 0.03807 | 294 | 202 | 65 | 27 |
264 | Don’t bother with Earth, I already sunk it. | 1.4038 | 0.03732 | 312 | 216 | 66 | 30 |
265 | Easy shot - that one’s trying to sink itself. | 1.4028 | 0.04252 | 216 | 145 | 55 | 16 |
266 | More gravity in your spin. | 1.4016 | 0.04161 | 244 | 168 | 54 | 22 |
267 | Gabriel, both feet on the cloud! | 1.4014 | 0.03836 | 284 | 195 | 64 | 25 |
268 | The rules say, you must keep one foot on the cloud | 1.4008 | 0.04026 | 252 | 172 | 59 | 21 |
269 | Careful! Last time you wiped out my entire dinosaur collection. | 1.4008 | 0.04194 | 257 | 181 | 49 | 27 |
270 | The hard part was making them all round. | 1.4000 | 0.03897 | 245 | 163 | 66 | 16 |
271 | I wouldn't attempt that shot while Mercury is in retrograde. | 1.4000 | 0.03983 | 285 | 201 | 54 | 30 |
272 | Watch it! If this ends in yet another big bang, I am not rebuilding the universe again. | 1.3993 | 0.03854 | 298 | 209 | 59 | 30 |
273 | I’d wait to make that shot when the planets are aligned. | 1.3992 | 0.03854 | 253 | 169 | 67 | 17 |
274 | Feet on the cloud, kid, feet on the cloud! | 1.3984 | 0.03874 | 251 | 168 | 66 | 17 |
275 | Just when I had them convinced that I don't play dice with the universe. | 1.3977 | 0.03967 | 264 | 182 | 59 | 23 |
276 | The last time you two played around like this you lost Pluto | 1.3971 | 0.04032 | 277 | 196 | 52 | 29 |
277 | Get rid of those pesky dinosaurs but make it look like an asteroid impact. | 1.3971 | 0.04087 | 272 | 193 | 50 | 29 |
278 | On second thoughts, let’s just have them orbit | 1.3968 | 0.03700 | 315 | 220 | 65 | 30 |
279 | You're going to have trouble with that one. Took a week to make. It was a complete waste of my time. | 1.3968 | 0.04353 | 247 | 177 | 42 | 28 |
280 | Last time I tried to sink that ball, Noah got in the way. | 1.3956 | 0.03906 | 273 | 189 | 60 | 24 |
281 | You lost the cueball? Try Uranus! | 1.3952 | 0.04262 | 248 | 176 | 46 | 26 |
282 | OK, but don’t let Einstein find out. | 1.3944 | 0.03532 | 322 | 221 | 75 | 26 |
283 | Go ahead. I have a week to make it again. | 1.3934 | 0.03879 | 272 | 188 | 61 | 23 |
284 | Take the shot. They were going to blow themselves up anyway. | 1.3920 | 0.04000 | 250 | 172 | 58 | 20 |
285 | Careful. We already lost Pluto. | 1.3917 | 0.04241 | 240 | 169 | 48 | 23 |
286 | “I think all rack ‘em up and start over with a new Big Bang!” | 1.3915 | 0.04242 | 212 | 144 | 53 | 15 |
287 | Need I remind you, I call the shots around here! | 1.3915 | 0.04306 | 235 | 166 | 46 | 23 |
288 | Leave that one alone, and it'll sink itself. | 1.3908 | 0.03858 | 284 | 199 | 59 | 26 |
289 | You're gonna wanna put some English on Australia | 1.3904 | 0.04144 | 251 | 177 | 50 | 24 |
290 | I knew there had to be an explanation for the sudden increase in earthquakes! | 1.3900 | 0.04415 | 200 | 137 | 48 | 15 |
291 | That one will pretty much sink itself. | 1.3898 | 0.03992 | 254 | 176 | 57 | 21 |
292 | If you two aren't in bed by the time your Blessed Mother gets home, the end of the world will be the least of your problems. | 1.3887 | 0.04111 | 247 | 173 | 52 | 22 |
293 | Care to explain why I don't see Pluto on this table? | 1.3877 | 0.04323 | 227 | 160 | 46 | 21 |
294 | Okay, who took Pluto off the table!?! | 1.3877 | 0.04323 | 227 | 160 | 46 | 21 |
295 | I don’t know what happened to the Pluto ball either | 1.3874 | 0.04203 | 222 | 153 | 52 | 17 |
296 | I can't believe you removed Pluto from the planets just to make your shot easier. | 1.3872 | 0.04129 | 235 | 163 | 53 | 19 |
297 | They won't know what hit them. | 1.3867 | 0.04163 | 225 | 155 | 53 | 17 |
298 | So help me, if you put Mercury in retrograde again. | 1.3864 | 0.03841 | 295 | 210 | 56 | 29 |
299 | Chinese balloon in the side pocket. | 1.3864 | 0.04605 | 220 | 160 | 35 | 25 |
300 | If you strike that planet, the chance of a Grand Unified Theory goes down the drain. | 1.3858 | 0.03813 | 267 | 184 | 63 | 20 |
301 | So last week I heard someone yell into the sky "GOD! Why are you playing with me?!" I kid you not, I really thought the humans were on to us. | 1.3836 | 0.04526 | 219 | 158 | 38 | 23 |
302 | I finally convinced them that everything happens for a reason. And now this! | 1.3833 | 0.04273 | 240 | 172 | 44 | 24 |
303 | C’mon! You’ve had the table for an eternity! | 1.3832 | 0.04458 | 214 | 152 | 42 | 20 |
304 | Let's see if you can put Uranus in the corner pocket. | 1.3831 | 0.04132 | 248 | 176 | 49 | 23 |
305 | Once again, you've got Earth behind the 8 ball. | 1.3830 | 0.04254 | 235 | 167 | 46 | 22 |
306 | And now that Pluto has been reclassified, we can't play 9-ball anymore. | 1.3830 | 0.04080 | 235 | 163 | 54 | 18 |
307 | Where’s my sun? | 1.3824 | 0.04173 | 238 | 168 | 49 | 21 |
308 | Want me to tell you who wins? | 1.3821 | 0.04487 | 212 | 151 | 41 | 20 |
309 | You have to align the planets. | 1.3816 | 0.04072 | 228 | 157 | 55 | 16 |
310 | It was once called nine-ball. | 1.3812 | 0.04593 | 202 | 144 | 39 | 19 |
311 | What do you mean, 'we lost Pluto'? | 1.3810 | 0.04642 | 189 | 133 | 40 | 16 |
312 | Don't call your shot, let's surprise them. | 1.3801 | 0.04047 | 271 | 196 | 47 | 28 |
313 | Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice but pool is nice and would suffice. | 1.3794 | 0.03952 | 253 | 177 | 56 | 20 |
314 | Be sure to put those back when you're done playing with them. | 1.3780 | 0.04579 | 209 | 151 | 37 | 21 |
315 | No,I said its a crap shoot | 1.3774 | 0.04224 | 212 | 147 | 50 | 15 |
316 | Every time something happens,they blame it on me. If they only knew. | 1.3774 | 0.04171 | 212 | 146 | 52 | 14 |
317 | Remember, nobody tell Copernicus. | 1.3772 | 0.04252 | 228 | 162 | 46 | 20 |
318 | Be careful. You know what happened to Pluto. | 1.3766 | 0.04110 | 239 | 169 | 50 | 20 |
319 | If you miss THIS one you are going back down | 1.3762 | 0.04142 | 210 | 144 | 53 | 13 |
320 | Now I see what happened to Pluto | 1.3761 | 0.03946 | 234 | 161 | 58 | 15 |
321 | Hey, be careful! That took me 7 days to create. | 1.3757 | 0.04516 | 181 | 125 | 44 | 12 |
322 | No, you can't use Pluto. Not even as a cue ball. | 1.3756 | 0.04393 | 221 | 159 | 41 | 21 |
323 | OK, playtime's over. Put them back where you found them. | 1.3750 | 0.04284 | 232 | 167 | 43 | 22 |
324 | Pluto was still a planet when you started - take your shot already! | 1.3750 | 0.03894 | 272 | 194 | 54 | 24 |
325 | Remember, the earth goes AROUND the sun | 1.3744 | 0.04391 | 211 | 150 | 43 | 18 |
326 | Einstein's right. We don't play dice with the cosmos. We play pocket billiards. | 1.3736 | 0.03984 | 273 | 198 | 48 | 27 |
327 | It took me only 7 days to come up with this game. There's a book about it around here somewhere. | 1.3731 | 0.04652 | 201 | 146 | 35 | 20 |
328 | There’s no way in heaven you’re going to make that shot. | 1.3724 | 0.04570 | 196 | 140 | 39 | 17 |
329 | Put Earth and Mars in the same pocket, and you’ll save NASA billions of dollars. | 1.3704 | 0.04508 | 216 | 158 | 36 | 22 |
330 | I didn't make them so you could break them. | 1.3704 | 0.04313 | 216 | 154 | 44 | 18 |
331 | Okay! So tell me, which one of you decided to pocket Pluto!? | 1.3702 | 0.04031 | 262 | 190 | 47 | 25 |
332 | After that thing with the dinosaurs I TOLD you, no more planetary billiards!!!! | 1.3700 | 0.04068 | 227 | 159 | 52 | 16 |
333 | Don't hit Mars. They're going to need it someday. | 1.3690 | 0.03990 | 252 | 180 | 51 | 21 |
334 | Looks like another bad break for Earth. | 1.3689 | 0.03956 | 244 | 172 | 54 | 18 |
335 | Then on the seventh day I made this sweet table. | 1.3686 | 0.04350 | 236 | 174 | 37 | 25 |
336 | This game has rules, you know, like two feet on the floor... | 1.3684 | 0.04031 | 209 | 143 | 55 | 11 |
337 | What in my name are you kids doing? | 1.3682 | 0.04537 | 201 | 145 | 38 | 18 |
338 | Jupiter through the astroid belt, meteor hits earth, bounces, another hole in the ozone. | 1.3680 | 0.04289 | 231 | 168 | 41 | 22 |
339 | One foot on the cloud at all times!" | 1.3679 | 0.04367 | 212 | 152 | 42 | 18 |
340 | You know, I had these planets in order for a reason! | 1.3678 | 0.04906 | 174 | 126 | 32 | 16 |
341 | This is how you determine the order of the planets? | 1.3676 | 0.04379 | 204 | 145 | 43 | 16 |
342 | You don't actually have an eternity to take your shot!! | 1.3676 | 0.04631 | 185 | 132 | 38 | 15 |
343 | Make sure the earth doesn’t go into the black hole or I’m gonna have to start the 7 days thing all over again! | 1.3673 | 0.04357 | 226 | 165 | 39 | 22 |
344 | Thanks to Pluto, we can no longer play 9 ball. | 1.3671 | 0.04293 | 237 | 174 | 39 | 24 |
345 | I heard a big bang. | 1.3667 | 0.04587 | 180 | 127 | 40 | 13 |
346 | Are you prepared to explain that shot to the dinosaurs? | 1.3665 | 0.04340 | 191 | 133 | 46 | 12 |
347 | Oh, that one! straight to the Black hole please! | 1.3663 | 0.04295 | 202 | 142 | 46 | 14 |
348 | It's all just a game to you, isn't it? | 1.3663 | 0.04662 | 172 | 121 | 39 | 12 |
349 | I think this might be a little TOO random for a universe. | 1.3663 | 0.04514 | 172 | 119 | 43 | 10 |
350 | This'll drive the astronomers crazy. | 1.3662 | 0.04299 | 213 | 152 | 44 | 17 |
351 | Oh hell, is that what happened to Pluto? | 1.3661 | 0.04244 | 224 | 161 | 44 | 19 |
352 | How many times do I have to tell you to use the moons not the planets! | 1.3659 | 0.04194 | 205 | 143 | 49 | 13 |
353 | Playing god again I see. | 1.3656 | 0.04547 | 186 | 132 | 40 | 14 |
354 | Careful, this took me six days. | 1.3654 | 0.04370 | 208 | 149 | 42 | 17 |
355 | You think you can play God? | 1.3650 | 0.04437 | 200 | 143 | 41 | 16 |
356 | And they think it’s all due to carbon dioxide. | 1.3636 | 0.04405 | 209 | 151 | 40 | 18 |
357 | Technically everything I do is an Act of God, so if I say that I won, then I won. | 1.3632 | 0.04609 | 212 | 158 | 31 | 23 |
358 | Where'sPluto ? You can't play 9-ball with 8 balls . | 1.3632 | 0.04538 | 190 | 136 | 39 | 15 |
359 | Remember when I said I had a system? | 1.3632 | 0.04413 | 190 | 134 | 43 | 13 |
360 | I liked it better when the fate of the planets was a crap shoot. | 1.3627 | 0.04203 | 204 | 143 | 48 | 13 |
361 | Is this infinity pool? | 1.3627 | 0.04588 | 204 | 150 | 34 | 20 |
362 | Ok you two, who left the sun on all last night? | 1.3622 | 0.04930 | 185 | 138 | 27 | 20 |
363 | If I'm not allowed to play dice with the universe, why should you kids get to shoot pool with the planets? | 1.3616 | 0.04142 | 224 | 160 | 47 | 17 |
364 | You haven’t got a prayer | 1.3616 | 0.04423 | 224 | 166 | 35 | 23 |
365 | You are only winning because the best players were denied entrance. | 1.3615 | 0.04343 | 213 | 154 | 41 | 18 |
366 | You know the rules, Gabriel!" "One foot on the floor. | 1.3614 | 0.04111 | 202 | 140 | 51 | 11 |
367 | C’mon. You’ve been ‘almost done’ for 15 million years! | 1.3611 | 0.04645 | 180 | 129 | 37 | 14 |
368 | Remember. No trick shots! You tear the space-time continuum - you fix it. | 1.3602 | 0.04422 | 211 | 154 | 38 | 19 |
369 | When Neil deGrasse Tyson gets here he can leave Pluto out…until then it’s in! | 1.3600 | 0.04806 | 175 | 127 | 33 | 15 |
370 | Careful now; we want to keep Mars in play for Mother Earth. | 1.3600 | 0.04737 | 175 | 126 | 35 | 14 |
371 | Earth in the side pocket. | 1.3596 | 0.04599 | 203 | 150 | 33 | 20 |
372 | Just know that if you break that one you’ll be getting 8 billion new roommates. | 1.3594 | 0.04677 | 192 | 141 | 33 | 18 |
373 | For heaven’s sake! Put those back where you found them. | 1.3591 | 0.04624 | 181 | 130 | 37 | 14 |
374 | Be very careful with these balls. I’m hurling them into space tomorrow for an experiment. | 1.3589 | 0.04184 | 209 | 148 | 47 | 14 |
375 | It’s true I don’t play dice with the universe, but I have to admit I never thought about pool. | 1.3585 | 0.04301 | 212 | 153 | 42 | 17 |
376 | God doesn’t play pool with the universe. | 1.3583 | 0.04454 | 187 | 133 | 41 | 13 |
377 | Scratch the Earth! | 1.3581 | 0.04309 | 215 | 156 | 41 | 18 |
378 | You know billiards is the Devil's game! | 1.3580 | 0.04714 | 176 | 127 | 35 | 14 |
379 | Oh for the love of god, I meant hustle as in get to work! | 1.3578 | 0.04078 | 204 | 142 | 51 | 11 |
380 | Nobody hustles God. | 1.3578 | 0.03897 | 204 | 139 | 57 | 8 |
381 | If you're playing nine-ball you'll need Pluto. | 1.3578 | 0.04527 | 204 | 150 | 35 | 19 |
382 | You should use the Golden Gate bridge. | 1.3575 | 0.04167 | 193 | 134 | 49 | 10 |
383 | Andromeda, corner black hole. | 1.3571 | 0.04723 | 168 | 120 | 36 | 12 |
384 | If you scratch on the Earth ball, chaos and destruction shall ensue. | 1.3571 | 0.04370 | 196 | 140 | 42 | 14 |
385 | Remember, I'm calling the shots. | 1.3571 | 0.04112 | 210 | 148 | 49 | 13 |
386 | When planets collide who do you think gets blamed? | 1.3568 | 0.04232 | 213 | 153 | 44 | 16 |
387 | Remember, planetary aspect determines a conjunctive or retrograde transit to a corner pocket... | 1.3564 | 0.04561 | 188 | 136 | 37 | 15 |
388 | Here's a cue. Chalk it up and put them back the way I had them. | 1.3564 | 0.04623 | 188 | 137 | 35 | 16 |
389 | Put them back where you found them! | 1.3562 | 0.05043 | 160 | 117 | 29 | 14 |
390 | I don’t care who you are. Two feet on the ground! | 1.3562 | 0.04202 | 233 | 171 | 41 | 21 |
391 | I always win at pool, but then again, I did create the laws of physics. | 1.3562 | 0.04048 | 219 | 155 | 50 | 14 |
392 | Much easier without the Sun's gravity, right? | 1.3560 | 0.04448 | 191 | 137 | 40 | 14 |
393 | Hey, one foot on the cloud at all times! | 1.3559 | 0.04692 | 177 | 128 | 35 | 14 |
394 | Careful son, it's not quite time to sink the Earth ball yet! | 1.3558 | 0.04302 | 208 | 150 | 42 | 16 |
395 | 8-ball? I thought we were playing 9-ball. | 1.3547 | 0.04714 | 172 | 124 | 35 | 13 |
396 | You already knocked Pluto off the table. Haven’t you done enough? | 1.3547 | 0.04856 | 172 | 126 | 31 | 15 |
397 | Big bang theory, hahaha. Mars left pocket. | 1.3544 | 0.04274 | 206 | 148 | 43 | 15 |
398 | This explains the snow in California | 1.3543 | 0.04727 | 175 | 127 | 34 | 14 |
399 | Do you want to end up like the last angel who played with Earth? | 1.3542 | 0.04428 | 192 | 138 | 40 | 14 |
400 | You can mess with Earth all you want, but they will still blame me. | 1.3535 | 0.04334 | 198 | 142 | 42 | 14 |
401 | God does not play pool with the universe either. | 1.3533 | 0.04625 | 184 | 134 | 35 | 15 |
402 | Put that solar system back where you found it. | 1.3529 | 0.04757 | 187 | 139 | 30 | 18 |
403 | I said it is a game of angles! | 1.3529 | 0.04244 | 204 | 146 | 44 | 14 |
404 | Once again, Gabriel, two feet on the cloud! | 1.3526 | 0.04395 | 190 | 136 | 41 | 13 |
405 | This is not a game. Remember what happened to Pluto! | 1.3524 | 0.04425 | 210 | 155 | 36 | 19 |
406 | Don't do anything to Earth, they'll blame it on me. | 1.3523 | 0.04409 | 193 | 139 | 40 | 14 |
407 | Didn't anyone tell you that billiards is God's game and pool is the devil's work? | 1.3520 | 0.04648 | 179 | 130 | 35 | 14 |
408 | This is not an occasion for divine intervention. | 1.3518 | 0.04488 | 199 | 146 | 36 | 17 |
409 | No, Teddy, you don't have to worry about sinking the Earth ball. That's already been taken care of. | 1.3515 | 0.04384 | 202 | 147 | 39 | 16 |
410 | Because Pluto's not a planet! | 1.3511 | 0.04360 | 188 | 134 | 42 | 12 |
411 | I wouldn’t waste your shot on that one, it’ll sink itself. | 1.3506 | 0.05007 | 154 | 112 | 30 | 12 |
412 | Put them back! | 1.3505 | 0.04329 | 194 | 139 | 42 | 13 |
413 | I told you to stop after sinking Pluto. | 1.3505 | 0.04156 | 214 | 154 | 45 | 15 |
414 | oops ! That's a scratch; your feet left the ground. | 1.3503 | 0.04770 | 157 | 112 | 35 | 10 |
415 | I guess we do play games with the universe | 1.3500 | 0.04238 | 200 | 143 | 44 | 13 |
416 | The last time you tried a fancy trick shot we lost Pluto as a planet, | 1.3500 | 0.04465 | 220 | 166 | 31 | 23 |
417 | If I don't play dice with the universe, you don't get to play pool with the solar system! | 1.3497 | 0.04370 | 183 | 130 | 42 | 11 |
418 | Blue ball in the black hole” is not an official call Gabriel. | 1.3491 | 0.04836 | 169 | 124 | 31 | 14 |
419 | And put theses back where you found them! | 1.3491 | 0.04763 | 169 | 123 | 33 | 13 |
420 | The best strategy is to keep Earth as far from Uranus as possible. | 1.3488 | 0.05052 | 172 | 130 | 24 | 18 |
421 | After six days of work, this is what you do on your day off? | 1.3485 | 0.04384 | 198 | 144 | 39 | 15 |
422 | Hey! Remeber it must go around the sun! | 1.3476 | 0.04205 | 210 | 152 | 43 | 15 |
423 | Tomorrow is the Seventh day. Put them back. | 1.3476 | 0.04687 | 187 | 139 | 31 | 17 |
424 | Don't hit that one, they have enough problems. | 1.3476 | 0.04499 | 187 | 136 | 37 | 14 |
425 | You know the rules: at least one foot on the clouds at all times. | 1.3472 | 0.03964 | 216 | 153 | 51 | 12 |
426 | Angels, your game time is up. Put these planets back in their orbits or I'll send you off to a black hole. | 1.3472 | 0.04277 | 216 | 159 | 39 | 18 |
427 | Alright, who said you could use my solar system? | 1.3468 | 0.05027 | 173 | 131 | 24 | 18 |
428 | Whadya mean you 'lost one'? | 1.3466 | 0.04624 | 176 | 128 | 35 | 13 |
429 | I wouldn’t worry about the blue one. It’s going to sink itself. | 1.3464 | 0.04500 | 179 | 129 | 38 | 12 |
430 | You're not allowed to wing it! | 1.3464 | 0.04705 | 179 | 132 | 32 | 15 |
431 | You need to keep one foot on a cloud! | 1.3462 | 0.05035 | 156 | 115 | 28 | 13 |
432 | Playing God without me....??? | 1.3462 | 0.04868 | 156 | 113 | 32 | 11 |
433 | It used to be 9 ball. | 1.3462 | 0.04217 | 234 | 175 | 37 | 22 |
434 | So while I'm resting on the seventh day, you come up with this? | 1.3459 | 0.05046 | 159 | 118 | 27 | 14 |
435 | Ok, enough of this, it's time for your harp lessons. | 1.3455 | 0.04173 | 191 | 135 | 46 | 10 |
436 | Go ahead. The dinosaurs will probably be fine. | 1.3452 | 0.04700 | 168 | 122 | 34 | 12 |
437 | Just run the table and let's move on to the next galaxy. | 1.3452 | 0.04334 | 197 | 143 | 40 | 14 |
438 | No inhabited planets! | 1.3444 | 0.04682 | 180 | 133 | 32 | 15 |
439 | Because I put them in that order for a reason! | 1.3444 | 0.04887 | 151 | 109 | 32 | 10 |
440 | Hurry up! It's Friday and this project is due tomorrow. | 1.3441 | 0.04510 | 186 | 136 | 36 | 14 |
441 | No,you may not name the first one to go in the hole Uranus. | 1.3441 | 0.04940 | 186 | 143 | 22 | 21 |
442 | Which one of you sunk Pluto? | 1.3439 | 0.05008 | 157 | 116 | 28 | 13 |
443 | No souls in need of saving today?? | 1.3439 | 0.04459 | 189 | 138 | 37 | 14 |
444 | Remember to call your shots, otherwise a scratch just looks like natural selection. | 1.3436 | 0.04422 | 195 | 143 | 37 | 15 |
445 | Just so you know, the bar closes in about ten billion years. | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
446 | It's obvious you don't realize the gravity of this shot. | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
447 | Solids or gases? | 1.3425 | 0.05091 | 146 | 107 | 28 | 11 |
448 | Stop playing with the Solar System, last time Pluto was demoted. | 1.3421 | 0.04858 | 190 | 146 | 23 | 21 |
449 | How do I explain this to the astrologers? | 1.3415 | 0.04693 | 164 | 119 | 34 | 11 |
450 | Don't you dare hit it, Turkey has suffered enough! | 1.3413 | 0.04556 | 167 | 120 | 37 | 10 |
451 | Did I just hear a big bang? | 1.3407 | 0.04704 | 182 | 136 | 30 | 16 |
452 | It's cheating unless you have at least one foot on the cloud. | 1.3403 | 0.04419 | 191 | 140 | 37 | 14 |
453 | Angels do not play pool with the universe. | 1.3401 | 0.04874 | 147 | 106 | 32 | 9 |
454 | Don’t waste your time with that one. It’s going to sink itself. | 1.3400 | 0.04452 | 200 | 149 | 34 | 17 |
455 | I'm pretty sure Earth is going to sink itself eventually. | 1.3398 | 0.04078 | 206 | 148 | 46 | 12 |
456 | Hey, it’s nine ball! What happened to Pluto? | 1.3397 | 0.04260 | 209 | 154 | 39 | 16 |
457 | Sink it ... evolution didn't work there. | 1.3396 | 0.05112 | 159 | 120 | 24 | 15 |
458 | Say a prayer for that one. | 1.3393 | 0.04533 | 168 | 121 | 37 | 10 |
459 | Whatever you do, don’t scratch the big blue ball. There would be, uh, consequences. | 1.3393 | 0.04373 | 168 | 119 | 41 | 8 |
460 | Careful. That one’s getting hotter. | 1.3392 | 0.04630 | 171 | 125 | 34 | 12 |
461 | Hey, hey - both feet on the cloud. | 1.3390 | 0.04227 | 177 | 125 | 44 | 8 |
462 | Not that one. It's already behind the eight ball. | 1.3388 | 0.04617 | 183 | 136 | 32 | 15 |
463 | Hey I thought we were playing Old Testament rules! | 1.3388 | 0.04279 | 183 | 131 | 42 | 10 |
464 | Go on, they deserve it | 1.3388 | 0.04418 | 183 | 133 | 38 | 12 |
465 | God does not play dice with the universe! Just a little 9-ball now and then. | 1.3388 | 0.04349 | 183 | 132 | 40 | 11 |
466 | Sinking the sun does not win the climate game. How many times do I have to tell you this? | 1.3387 | 0.04564 | 186 | 138 | 33 | 15 |
467 | One foot on the cloud, Gabriel!!! | 1.3386 | 0.04385 | 189 | 138 | 38 | 13 |
468 | Did you two lose Pluto again?!? | 1.3372 | 0.04608 | 172 | 126 | 34 | 12 |
469 | What happened to playing dice with the Universe? | 1.3372 | 0.04608 | 172 | 126 | 34 | 12 |
470 | Of course we'd all like to play 9-ball; but without Pluto we're one short! | 1.3371 | 0.04406 | 175 | 126 | 39 | 10 |
471 | Cheater! One foot on the cloud! | 1.3371 | 0.04480 | 175 | 127 | 37 | 11 |
472 | Easy with that one - the people on there were created in my image. | 1.3371 | 0.04764 | 175 | 131 | 29 | 15 |
473 | Don't sink that one or we lose next-day delivery... | 1.3368 | 0.04381 | 193 | 142 | 37 | 14 |
474 | sorry, but you don't have a prayer with that shot! | 1.3357 | 0.05230 | 140 | 104 | 25 | 11 |
475 | Einstein said I did not play dice; he did not know about pool. | 1.3357 | 0.05055 | 143 | 105 | 28 | 10 |
476 | I wanted an infinity pool. | 1.3356 | 0.05169 | 146 | 109 | 25 | 12 |
477 | Be careful with it. It's the only one I have left. | 1.3356 | 0.05004 | 149 | 110 | 28 | 11 |
478 | Who’s winning the Carl Sagan Memorial Billiards and Billiards Tournament? | 1.3354 | 0.04518 | 164 | 118 | 37 | 9 |
479 | Not a chance in hell you can make that shot. | 1.3354 | 0.04680 | 164 | 120 | 33 | 11 |
480 | We’ll start over with sentient turtles. | 1.3333 | 0.04606 | 183 | 137 | 31 | 15 |
481 | Fifty souls says he misses. | 1.3333 | 0.04111 | 219 | 162 | 41 | 16 |
482 | Okay, who pocketed Pluto? | 1.3333 | 0.04406 | 183 | 134 | 37 | 12 |
483 | Need I remind you what happened to Pluto? | 1.3333 | 0.04692 | 171 | 127 | 31 | 13 |
484 | Uh-uh. One foot on the cloud." | 1.3333 | 0.04594 | 180 | 134 | 32 | 14 |
485 | Okay,but just one more solar system,then off to bed | 1.3333 | 0.04841 | 156 | 115 | 30 | 11 |
486 | Where did the little one go? | 1.3316 | 0.04419 | 190 | 141 | 35 | 14 |
487 | You guys are good, but watch what I can do when it’s my turn! | 1.3316 | 0.04338 | 187 | 137 | 38 | 12 |
488 | Let’s have some fun. Put back-spin on the blue one. | 1.3314 | 0.04612 | 175 | 130 | 32 | 13 |
489 | C'mon, Gabriel. You know it's at least one foot on the floor when shooting. | 1.3314 | 0.04521 | 172 | 126 | 35 | 11 |
490 | Okay, do I need to pull Newton over here to explain the rules, again? | 1.3314 | 0.04595 | 172 | 127 | 33 | 12 |
491 | Nor do I play pool with the universe. | 1.3314 | 0.04576 | 169 | 124 | 34 | 11 |
492 | And they thought we were bowling the whole time. | 1.3313 | 0.04356 | 163 | 116 | 40 | 7 |
493 | Lets see if they still think God is dead after this shot. | 1.3310 | 0.05184 | 145 | 109 | 24 | 12 |
494 | How many times? One foot on the ground Lucifer. | 1.3309 | 0.05245 | 139 | 104 | 24 | 11 |
495 | It practically sinks itself. | 1.3299 | 0.04183 | 197 | 144 | 41 | 12 |
496 | The rules were easier to understand when Pluto was a planet | 1.3294 | 0.04629 | 170 | 126 | 32 | 12 |
497 | Aha! So that's what happened to Pluto! | 1.3289 | 0.05168 | 149 | 113 | 23 | 13 |
498 | Do you realize how much earthquake repair I have to every time you play this. | 1.3288 | 0.04871 | 146 | 107 | 30 | 9 |
499 | We got trouble right here in Heaven. With a capital “T” that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool! | 1.3285 | 0.05294 | 137 | 103 | 23 | 11 |
500 | Don't bother; I've decided that life is going to be a crap shoot. | 1.3284 | 0.05056 | 134 | 98 | 28 | 8 |
501 | You do realize you can't play nine-ball with that solar system anymore, don't you? | 1.3284 | 0.04943 | 134 | 97 | 30 | 7 |
502 | That one already has a spin on it. | 1.3280 | 0.03850 | 186 | 130 | 51 | 5 |
503 | You don't have a prayer? | 1.3274 | 0.04427 | 168 | 122 | 37 | 9 |
504 | Eighth planet in the right back pocket | 1.3272 | 0.04620 | 162 | 119 | 33 | 10 |
505 | I asked you not to play with Uranus. | 1.3268 | 0.05065 | 153 | 116 | 24 | 13 |
506 | Thou shalt not alter the Earth's rotation. | 1.3268 | 0.04979 | 153 | 115 | 26 | 12 |
507 | Return the planets to their proper orbits immediately, children, or face consequences of biblical proportions. | 1.3268 | 0.05065 | 153 | 116 | 24 | 13 |
508 | The thunder is not loud enough, go back to bowling! | 1.3267 | 0.05138 | 150 | 114 | 23 | 13 |
509 | God doesn't play pool, either. | 1.3261 | 0.04638 | 184 | 140 | 28 | 16 |
510 | Player must maintain one foot on floor during any shot | 1.3259 | 0.05024 | 135 | 99 | 28 | 8 |
511 | I see they delivered his pool table upstairs and my harp downstairs again. | 1.3252 | 0.04991 | 163 | 125 | 23 | 15 |
512 | How is that good for our brand? | 1.3247 | 0.05036 | 154 | 117 | 24 | 13 |
513 | So, this is what you asked me to create black holes for? | 1.3242 | 0.04472 | 182 | 136 | 33 | 13 |
514 | Well, 9-ball's out now that we've lost Pluto. | 1.3242 | 0.04334 | 182 | 134 | 37 | 11 |
515 | So you think that you know all the angles? | 1.3241 | 0.04882 | 145 | 107 | 29 | 9 |
516 | Saturn, corner pocket. | 1.3240 | 0.04661 | 179 | 136 | 28 | 15 |
517 | Tell Einstein he was right - I never played dice with the universe. | 1.3239 | 0.05246 | 142 | 108 | 22 | 12 |
518 | I'm pretty good at calling the shots. | 1.3237 | 0.05025 | 139 | 103 | 27 | 9 |
519 | I knew those "Flat-Earthers" were getting their crazy ideas from somewhere! | 1.3235 | 0.05101 | 136 | 101 | 26 | 9 |
520 | Hey! I spent 6 full days working on those. | 1.3235 | 0.05411 | 136 | 104 | 20 | 12 |
521 | Not that one, I already consider it sunk. | 1.3235 | 0.05101 | 136 | 101 | 26 | 9 |
522 | OK, I’ll be more specific. God does not roll dice OR PLAY POOL with the universe. | 1.3232 | 0.04489 | 164 | 120 | 35 | 9 |
523 | And to think they're only worried about a little climate change. | 1.3232 | 0.04733 | 164 | 123 | 29 | 12 |
524 | Who's gasses and who's solids? | 1.3231 | 0.05374 | 130 | 98 | 22 | 10 |
525 | Who took Pluto off the table again? | 1.3230 | 0.04953 | 161 | 123 | 24 | 14 |
526 | Of course I don’t play dice with the Universe. | 1.3228 | 0.05101 | 158 | 122 | 21 | 15 |
527 | And to think we used to smite those sinners one by one! | 1.3228 | 0.04602 | 158 | 116 | 33 | 9 |
528 | I’d leave that one for later. It will sink itself. | 1.3226 | 0.04924 | 155 | 117 | 26 | 12 |
529 | I used to think randomness governed the universe. | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
530 | Hey, you're gasses not solids | 1.3216 | 0.04592 | 171 | 128 | 31 | 12 |
531 | Try spinning that one with a 23 degree axial tilt. | 1.3214 | 0.04800 | 168 | 128 | 26 | 14 |
532 | Not quite the Big Bang I had in mind. | 1.3212 | 0.04466 | 165 | 121 | 35 | 9 |
533 | This is not what He had in mind for the Big Bang! | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
534 | And they think you're up here bowling! | 1.3210 | 0.04769 | 162 | 122 | 28 | 12 |
535 | Have you considered the gravity of this situation? | 1.3209 | 0.04179 | 187 | 137 | 40 | 10 |
536 | Lost Pluto? Again? | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
537 | What part of 'stop after Pluto' didn't you understand? | 1.3203 | 0.05312 | 128 | 96 | 23 | 9 |
538 | "Where's Pluto?" | 1.3203 | 0.04788 | 153 | 114 | 29 | 10 |
539 | You didn't learn your lesson with Pluto? | 1.3203 | 0.04964 | 153 | 116 | 25 | 12 |
540 | Though known for the Ascension, we don't cheat with feet raised off the ground. | 1.3203 | 0.04877 | 153 | 115 | 27 | 11 |
541 | I don't care what they call Pluto now. I still want to play nine ball. | 1.3200 | 0.04944 | 150 | 113 | 26 | 11 |
542 | You know the rules. One foot on the cloud at all times! | 1.3200 | 0.04368 | 150 | 107 | 38 | 5 |
543 | Good luck re-racking'em. | 1.3198 | 0.04569 | 172 | 129 | 31 | 12 |
544 | At least one foot has to touch the cloud. | 1.3197 | 0.04728 | 147 | 108 | 31 | 8 |
545 | Don't you think they have enough troubles? | 1.3197 | 0.04825 | 147 | 109 | 29 | 9 |
546 | That's not what I meant when I said let's play a game of 8-ball! | 1.3195 | 0.04391 | 169 | 124 | 36 | 9 |
547 | Didn't I tell you to quit playing with them after you scratched Pluto? | 1.3191 | 0.04489 | 188 | 143 | 30 | 15 |
548 | Want to see them go nuts? Knock them near that comet. | 1.3185 | 0.04870 | 157 | 119 | 26 | 12 |
549 | It's the seventh day... It was supposed to be MY day to break. | 1.3179 | 0.05093 | 151 | 116 | 22 | 13 |
550 | OK, where's Pluto? I was going to make it bigger before you started playing. | 1.3176 | 0.05077 | 148 | 113 | 23 | 12 |
551 | Not from that angel! | 1.3175 | 0.05480 | 126 | 96 | 20 | 10 |
552 | You're supposed to be practicing the harp! | 1.3175 | 0.05363 | 126 | 95 | 22 | 9 |
553 | Don't make me say it again, Fred, one foot on the cloud. | 1.3172 | 0.04559 | 145 | 105 | 34 | 6 |
554 | I thought I told you to stop playing games with the universe. Next it'll be dice. | 1.3169 | 0.04370 | 183 | 137 | 34 | 12 |
555 | Who put Pluto in the side pocket? | 1.3168 | 0.04264 | 161 | 116 | 39 | 6 |
556 | NASA is going to love this. | 1.3165 | 0.04925 | 158 | 121 | 24 | 13 |
557 | If you scratch I'm going to have to begin creation all over again. | 1.3164 | 0.04543 | 177 | 134 | 30 | 13 |
558 | "No, no, no, the Moon is the queball. | 1.3158 | 0.04977 | 152 | 116 | 24 | 12 |
559 | Earth has enough problems without you sending into a black hole! | 1.3158 | 0.04798 | 152 | 114 | 28 | 10 |
560 | I said pray with Janet, not play with planets! | 1.3155 | 0.04787 | 168 | 129 | 25 | 14 |
561 | I wouldn't do that if I were you. | 1.3154 | 0.05047 | 149 | 114 | 23 | 12 |
562 | No, I won't call you Seraphim Slim. | 1.3154 | 0.05047 | 149 | 114 | 23 | 12 |
563 | No pressure, but if you miss that shot, I'm sending you to wait in line at a DMV for an hour, or eternal damnation. Your choice. | 1.3154 | 0.05241 | 130 | 98 | 23 | 9 |
564 | Why don’t we give earth a break?” | 1.3152 | 0.04614 | 165 | 124 | 30 | 11 |
565 | Make it look like an asteroid hit it.” | 1.3152 | 0.04451 | 165 | 122 | 34 | 9 |
566 | That's gonna be one hell of an earthquake. | 1.3152 | 0.04451 | 165 | 122 | 34 | 9 |
567 | The sun is missing. Would you please check the side pockets? | 1.3152 | 0.04451 | 165 | 122 | 34 | 9 |
568 | So what if Raphael got mad he lost and hid the pool balls. Please put the planets back where they belong. | 1.3151 | 0.04836 | 146 | 109 | 28 | 9 |
569 | #614...Thou shall not hover. | 1.3150 | 0.04962 | 127 | 93 | 28 | 6 |
570 | Who do you think you are, ME? | 1.3149 | 0.04468 | 181 | 137 | 31 | 13 |
571 | At least one foot on the clouds. You know the rules. | 1.3148 | 0.04505 | 162 | 120 | 33 | 9 |
572 | I ALSO don't play billiards with the universe. | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
573 | I worked for 7 days straight and it’s just a big game to you?! | 1.3145 | 0.05416 | 124 | 94 | 21 | 9 |
574 | I love it when we mess with the laws of physics. | 1.3145 | 0.04474 | 159 | 117 | 34 | 8 |
575 | One foot on the cloud when shooting! | 1.3145 | 0.04562 | 159 | 118 | 32 | 9 |
576 | Stop it. Earth has been behind the eight ball for too long already. | 1.3143 | 0.05178 | 140 | 107 | 22 | 11 |
577 | You kids just don't take my work seriously! | 1.3139 | 0.05155 | 137 | 104 | 23 | 10 |
578 | "No way in Heaven you are going to make that shot". | 1.3139 | 0.04942 | 137 | 102 | 27 | 8 |
579 | Anyone so skilled at this game is in the wrong place . | 1.3137 | 0.04861 | 153 | 116 | 26 | 11 |
580 | For the millionth time it’s pronounced ‘Uhr-ann-uss’! | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
581 | So THIS is what’s been causing the earthquakes!” | 1.3133 | 0.04590 | 166 | 125 | 30 | 11 |
582 | How many times have I told you, you have to let Pluto play with you." | 1.3132 | 0.04237 | 182 | 135 | 37 | 10 |
583 | This sure beats the air hockey table controlling the stock market | 1.3129 | 0.04998 | 147 | 112 | 24 | 11 |
584 | Do you two know anything about a cyclone on Earth? | 1.3129 | 0.04566 | 163 | 122 | 31 | 10 |
585 | I don't care. Put Pluto back in the game. | 1.3128 | 0.04499 | 179 | 136 | 30 | 13 |
586 | You know the rules. Both feet on the floor. | 1.3125 | 0.04671 | 144 | 106 | 31 | 7 |
587 | Be careful with that one! it's already falling apart. | 1.3125 | 0.04180 | 176 | 129 | 39 | 8 |
588 | You already sunk Pluto. Do you really think they need more chaos? | 1.3125 | 0.04623 | 160 | 120 | 30 | 10 |
589 | Careful - That one’s kind of wet and squishy. | 1.3121 | 0.04458 | 173 | 130 | 32 | 11 |
590 | I said it’s a game of angles not angels! | 1.3121 | 0.04627 | 141 | 103 | 32 | 6 |
591 | I said 'angels and spheres' not angles and balls. | 1.3120 | 0.05497 | 125 | 96 | 19 | 10 |
592 | Up yours, Galileo. | 1.3120 | 0.05378 | 125 | 95 | 21 | 9 |
593 | Right here in Heaven. Trouble with a capital "T" And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool! | 1.3118 | 0.04663 | 170 | 130 | 27 | 13 |
594 | When you play 9-ball, you'll need to add Pluto. | 1.3117 | 0.04745 | 154 | 116 | 28 | 10 |
595 | Who are you calling 'cue ball'? | 1.3116 | 0.05122 | 138 | 105 | 23 | 10 |
596 | Gabriel, you know that billiards rules state that even archangels have to keep one foot on the cloud during play! | 1.3114 | 0.04566 | 167 | 126 | 30 | 11 |
597 | Alright, what did you do with Pluto? | 1.3113 | 0.05076 | 151 | 117 | 21 | 13 |
598 | Harold Hill was right. | 1.3111 | 0.05511 | 135 | 106 | 16 | 13 |
599 | Not so easy now that it's not in the center, is it? | 1.3111 | 0.04984 | 135 | 101 | 26 | 8 |
600 | So this is what happened to the dinosaurs! | 1.3111 | 0.05201 | 135 | 103 | 22 | 10 |
601 | Einstein was right. I don't play dice with the Universe. | 1.3109 | 0.04388 | 193 | 148 | 30 | 15 |
602 | That hole is reserved for Elon. | 1.3108 | 0.04968 | 148 | 113 | 24 | 11 |
603 | Go ahead and hit the Earth ball--they'll think it was a meteor. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
604 | We're on a cloud - of course the table's not perfectly level. | 1.3099 | 0.04713 | 171 | 132 | 25 | 14 |
605 | Here comes the Big Bang. | 1.3099 | 0.04600 | 142 | 104 | 32 | 6 |
606 | Oh, sure. Pocket the planet that's practically gone already. | 1.3099 | 0.05016 | 142 | 108 | 24 | 10 |
607 | One foot on the cloud: that's the rule. Also, stop fucking with the planets. | 1.3095 | 0.04383 | 168 | 125 | 34 | 9 |
608 | Who said you could borrow my planets to play pool with? | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
609 | Don’t you think they have enough to contend with? | 1.3094 | 0.05191 | 139 | 107 | 21 | 11 |
610 | So Pluto isn’t part of your game either, eh? | 1.3094 | 0.04987 | 139 | 105 | 25 | 9 |
611 | Since when is Pluto not a planet? | 1.3092 | 0.05381 | 152 | 122 | 13 | 17 |
612 | It was so much harder to run the table when Pluto was a planet. | 1.3092 | 0.04689 | 152 | 114 | 29 | 9 |
613 | Your attitude to Armageddon is way too flippant. | 1.3092 | 0.04689 | 152 | 114 | 29 | 9 |
614 | I want to see you both in confession later | 1.3092 | 0.04871 | 152 | 116 | 25 | 11 |
615 | The winning angel becomes a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy “ | 1.3089 | 0.05431 | 123 | 94 | 20 | 9 |
616 | I didn't create the universe just for you guys to play 9-ball. | 1.3088 | 0.05168 | 136 | 104 | 22 | 10 |
617 | The Devil says you two cheated the hell out of him. | 1.3088 | 0.05168 | 136 | 104 | 22 | 10 |
618 | Remember, if that one goes in the pocket it’s game over. | 1.3088 | 0.04841 | 136 | 101 | 28 | 7 |
619 | I just got a call from the head of celestial navigation. | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
620 | Einstein has been quoted to say "God does not play dice with the Universe". As anyone can see, this was absolutely correct. | 1.3087 | 0.04939 | 149 | 114 | 24 | 11 |
621 | Sink it and see if they still think it's a hoax.” | 1.3087 | 0.04939 | 149 | 114 | 24 | 11 |
622 | You know the rule - one foot on a cloud while shooting. | 1.3086 | 0.04403 | 162 | 120 | 34 | 8 |
623 | Sink that and the game is over! | 1.3086 | 0.04574 | 162 | 122 | 30 | 10 |
624 | Try to keep the fiery ball of atomic fusion out of the side pocket please.. | 1.3083 | 0.04912 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
625 | I thought I heard a Big Bang. | 1.3082 | 0.04817 | 146 | 110 | 27 | 9 |
626 | And I say it was predestined for the corner pocket. | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
627 | The rules are simple, you have to use a moon to hit a planet | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
628 | The Randomness of Cosmic Events | 1.3077 | 0.04441 | 169 | 127 | 32 | 10 |
629 | Time to make some kids think there's a thunderstorm. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
630 | I still can't believe they named it Uranus. | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
631 | Flat earthers will never believe this. | 1.3077 | 0.04779 | 156 | 119 | 26 | 11 |
632 | The sun needs those back in orbit immediately. | 1.3077 | 0.04986 | 130 | 97 | 26 | 7 |
633 | One foot on the cloud! | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
634 | Both feet on the clouds, buddy! | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
635 | Don’t tell me you forgot Pluto again. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
636 | So playing a harp, non-stop for eternity, is too boring for you? | 1.3067 | 0.04632 | 163 | 124 | 28 | 11 |
637 | I told you doing mushrooms before we came here was a bad idea. | 1.3067 | 0.04911 | 150 | 115 | 24 | 11 |
638 | Do you have any idea how many complaints I’m getting about this? | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
639 | This is not what I meant when I said I needed a break. | 1.3066 | 0.04698 | 137 | 101 | 30 | 6 |
640 | So help Me - if you break one more of Newton’s laws... | 1.3064 | 0.04368 | 173 | 130 | 33 | 10 |
641 | Careful! If you sink Mars, I win. | 1.3062 | 0.04433 | 160 | 119 | 33 | 8 |
642 | You two are supposed to be helping at the Pearly Gates. | 1.3061 | 0.04789 | 147 | 111 | 27 | 9 |
643 | OK! Which of you whacked Pluto? | 1.3060 | 0.05321 | 134 | 104 | 19 | 11 |
644 | Don't get too close to the black holes. | 1.3059 | 0.04339 | 170 | 127 | 34 | 9 |
645 | Who screwed with Pluto again?! | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
646 | You break it, you own it! | 1.3053 | 0.05297 | 131 | 101 | 20 | 10 |
647 | Dice? Maybe not. But billiards? Absolutely! | 1.3052 | 0.04816 | 154 | 118 | 25 | 11 |
648 | That's enough for now, Earth needs to cool off. | 1.3052 | 0.04904 | 154 | 119 | 23 | 12 |
649 | Take it easy! The last game you wiped out the dinosaurs! | 1.3052 | 0.04727 | 154 | 117 | 27 | 10 |
650 | Another game? You know when you do that the prayer line rings off the hook. | 1.3050 | 0.04381 | 141 | 102 | 35 | 4 |
651 | See? You can’t play 9-ball with only eight planets. | 1.3049 | 0.04526 | 164 | 124 | 30 | 10 |
652 | Earth - far left pocket. They're practically sunk already. | 1.3046 | 0.04506 | 151 | 112 | 32 | 7 |
653 | Without Pluto we're playing 8-Ball. | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
654 | Rules are rules…one foot has to be on a cloud! | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
655 | WHAT DID YOU DO TO PLUTO?!?!?!?! | 1.3043 | 0.04410 | 161 | 120 | 33 | 8 |
656 | Hey Steve, you make this trick shot, you’re promoted to ‘Arc’ Angel. | 1.3041 | 0.04761 | 148 | 112 | 27 | 9 |
657 | Get that stick away from Uranus. | 1.3041 | 0.04950 | 148 | 114 | 23 | 11 |
658 | He never uses a bridge; he just wings it. | 1.3038 | 0.04372 | 158 | 117 | 34 | 7 |
659 | I thought you gave up planet pool for lent. | 1.3037 | 0.05390 | 135 | 106 | 17 | 12 |
660 | Stop! This is how we lost Pluto. | 1.3037 | 0.04850 | 135 | 101 | 27 | 7 |
661 | Don’t you think those poor bastards have been through enough already? | 1.3034 | 0.04727 | 145 | 109 | 28 | 8 |
662 | You’re supposed to hit the asteroid into earth, not the other way around | 1.3032 | 0.04701 | 155 | 118 | 27 | 10 |
663 | Just so we're all clear, that pocket goes straight to hell. | 1.3029 | 0.04618 | 175 | 136 | 25 | 14 |
664 | What in God's creation is this! | 1.3026 | 0.04854 | 152 | 117 | 24 | 11 |
665 | It will be sudden death if earth falls into a black hole. | 1.3026 | 0.04577 | 152 | 114 | 30 | 8 |
666 | I know they are not to scale but, if they were, the game would suck. Also screw Pluto. | 1.3022 | 0.04641 | 139 | 103 | 30 | 6 |
667 | My house. My rules. | 1.3020 | 0.04538 | 149 | 111 | 31 | 7 |
668 | Best two out of three. Winner gets to smote New Jersey. | 1.3019 | 0.04701 | 159 | 122 | 26 | 11 |
669 | God does not play dice OR pool with the universe! | 1.3019 | 0.04528 | 159 | 120 | 30 | 9 |
670 | Didn't I tell you not to tear the space-time fabric? | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
671 | For the last time, at least 1 foot on the cloud! | 1.3016 | 0.05197 | 126 | 96 | 22 | 8 |
672 | Come on, it's my table! I get next game!! | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
673 | Okay, so NOW it’s a ‘planet’… | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
674 | Only eight? You don't get to decide Pluto's not a planet. | 1.3011 | 0.04378 | 176 | 134 | 31 | 11 |
675 | You two...there's been a lot of praying coming from Earth today. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
676 | At least one foot on the cloud when playing around the world. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 7 |
677 | I said ANGLE shot! | 1.3007 | 0.05064 | 143 | 111 | 21 | 11 |
678 | I feel the earth moving under my feet | 1.3006 | 0.04856 | 163 | 128 | 21 | 14 |
679 | Nice try, angels. No, you may not play *billiards* with the universe either. | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
680 | You get one shot, all the planets must align, and remember, God doesn't like losers. | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
681 | I saw you scratch pluto. | 1.3000 | 0.05197 | 130 | 100 | 21 | 9 |
682 | How about let’s start again from the Big Bang? | 1.3000 | 0.04634 | 170 | 132 | 25 | 13 |
683 | I’ve always preferred a game of skill over one of chance. | 1.3000 | 0.04500 | 140 | 103 | 32 | 5 |
684 | When I said "celestial pool" I meant one with water! | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
685 | Don't you dare hit into the black holes. | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
686 | And you’d rather have an Xbox? | 1.3000 | 0.05197 | 130 | 100 | 21 | 9 |
687 | Jeez, remember rules are rule. Feet on the ground! | 1.2994 | 0.04536 | 167 | 128 | 28 | 11 |
688 | Have you two learned nothing from the Pluto debacle? | 1.2993 | 0.04867 | 147 | 113 | 24 | 10 |
689 | What on Earth are you two doing? | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
690 | Wish the flat earthers could see this. | 1.2992 | 0.05281 | 127 | 98 | 20 | 9 |
691 | Are you solids or gaseouses? | 1.2992 | 0.05281 | 127 | 98 | 20 | 9 |
692 | Wait! That's Mother Nature's call. Don't mess with Her! | 1.2992 | 0.05281 | 127 | 98 | 20 | 9 |
693 | It’s the universe! Not a toy! | 1.2991 | 0.05598 | 117 | 91 | 17 | 9 |
694 | You do and all the prayers go into your inbox. | 1.2989 | 0.04253 | 174 | 131 | 34 | 9 |
695 | All I ask is that you don’t scratch Uranus. | 1.2986 | 0.05405 | 144 | 116 | 13 | 15 |
696 | I don't play dice with the universe and I certainly won't play pool with you. | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
697 | Alright, what happened to the nine ball rack? | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
698 | How many times have we talked about wasting energy on that one? It's about to sink itself. | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
699 | I did not make those planets for your amusement. | 1.2982 | 0.05563 | 114 | 88 | 18 | 8 |
700 | Be careful about using Earth as the prime mover for what happens in the solar system. | 1.2982 | 0.05421 | 114 | 87 | 20 | 7 |
701 | Hey, what do you think you're doing? The last time you played pool with the solar system, the dinosaurs got wiped out!" -Ian van der Vant, 13 years ol | 1.2982 | 0.05421 | 114 | 87 | 20 | 7 |
702 | Remember to put just the right spin on it. | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
703 | I didn't move the planet; the pool table is expanding at an alarming rate. | 1.2976 | 0.04432 | 168 | 128 | 30 | 10 |
704 | Put a little less English on it this time. | 1.2976 | 0.04432 | 168 | 128 | 30 | 10 |
705 | A lot easier without Pluto, don't you think? | 1.2973 | 0.04442 | 148 | 110 | 32 | 6 |
706 | One foot on the cloud, Angelo! | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
707 | Take it easy you guys, I’m getting a lot of complaints. | 1.2973 | 0.05665 | 111 | 86 | 17 | 8 |
708 | No, not an official rule, but levitating IS cheating. | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
709 | So, you think the cosmic order is just a big game, huh? | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
710 | Don’t put too must spin on earth | 1.2969 | 0.05005 | 128 | 97 | 24 | 7 |
711 | Rules are both feet on the cloud! | 1.2969 | 0.04203 | 128 | 91 | 36 | 1 |
712 | I was wondering why the harp music stopped! | 1.2969 | 0.05245 | 128 | 99 | 20 | 9 |
713 | You scratched when you sunk Pluto. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
714 | I don't think you folks realize the gravity of the situation. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
715 | It's silly to think I play dice with the universe! | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
716 | THOU SHALL NOT HUSTLE THY LORD, THY HOST! | 1.2966 | 0.05811 | 118 | 94 | 13 | 11 |
717 | Start with Saturn. Earth's already behind the eight ball. | 1.2966 | 0.04603 | 145 | 109 | 29 | 7 |
718 | No way, I’m not in anyone’s pocket. | 1.2966 | 0.05002 | 145 | 113 | 21 | 11 |
719 | Game over. Earth is already sunk. | 1.2966 | 0.05002 | 145 | 113 | 21 | 11 |
720 | Everything was already perfect just the way I set it up. | 1.2963 | 0.04356 | 189 | 147 | 28 | 14 |
721 | I prefer to play dice | 1.2961 | 0.04461 | 152 | 114 | 31 | 7 |
722 | I'm solids. You're gases. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
723 | Fine. I won't intervene. | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
724 | God does not play pocket billiards with the universe | 1.2958 | 0.04875 | 142 | 109 | 24 | 9 |
725 | Are you high? | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
726 | Dice, my ass. | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
727 | Thou shalt not make anymore Uranus in the hole jokes! | 1.2957 | 0.05520 | 115 | 89 | 18 | 8 |
728 | God does not play billiards with the universe | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
729 | Hey, watch where you're aiming! I don't need another extinction event on my hands. | 1.2957 | 0.05657 | 115 | 90 | 16 | 9 |
730 | Gabriel: you float, you foul! | 1.2956 | 0.04237 | 159 | 118 | 35 | 6 |
731 | So, this is why 2 billion people interrupted my nap! | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
732 | What happened to Pluto? | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
733 | One foot on the floor, Michael. | 1.2955 | 0.04212 | 176 | 133 | 34 | 9 |
734 | Ask yourself, "would you rather win or have dinosaurs?" | 1.2955 | 0.05349 | 132 | 104 | 17 | 11 |
735 | Not that one! They have Matthew McConaughey. | 1.2955 | 0.05240 | 132 | 103 | 19 | 10 |
736 | Remember, always keep the blue one behind the 8 ball. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
737 | Careful— I put dinosaurs on that one | 1.2948 | 0.04337 | 173 | 132 | 31 | 10 |
738 | Aim for the stars | 1.2946 | 0.05762 | 112 | 88 | 15 | 9 |
739 | You know the rules. You have to have one foot on the cloud! | 1.2946 | 0.05621 | 112 | 87 | 17 | 8 |
740 | Put them back in orbit when you're finished playing! | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
741 | Don't scratch on Earth or I'm gonna have to start all over. | 1.2945 | 0.05066 | 146 | 115 | 19 | 12 |
742 | Let's not have another Pluto incident. | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
743 | Both feet on the cloud, please. | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
744 | You know that's cheating and you could go straight to ... uh, never mind! | 1.2941 | 0.04826 | 119 | 88 | 27 | 4 |
745 | Only I call the shots on the planets! | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
746 | Einstein was right about that. I don't play dice with the Universe. | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
747 | No nine ball. Pluto is not a planet, you'll have to play eight ball. | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
748 | Remember, you need to specify which gate of hell you are going for. | 1.2937 | 0.04921 | 126 | 95 | 25 | 6 |
749 | That one's tricky, hit it hard. | 1.2936 | 0.05576 | 109 | 84 | 18 | 7 |
750 | The different gravitational pull of each planet makes it challenging. | 1.2936 | 0.05727 | 109 | 85 | 16 | 8 |
751 | Haven’t they suffered enough ? | 1.2933 | 0.04781 | 150 | 116 | 24 | 10 |
752 | OK, which one of you 'wise angels' took Pluto? | 1.2930 | 0.04631 | 157 | 121 | 26 | 10 |
753 | If you're so confident, bet your wings on it. | 1.2929 | 0.04700 | 140 | 106 | 27 | 7 |
754 | Just remember the gravity of what you are doing! | 1.2929 | 0.04914 | 140 | 108 | 23 | 9 |
755 | That one never goes where it should! | 1.2925 | 0.04750 | 147 | 113 | 25 | 9 |
756 | There has got to be a better way where I should put the planets. | 1.2923 | 0.05057 | 130 | 100 | 22 | 8 |
757 | OK - who sank Pluto? | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
758 | So long dinosaurs! | 1.2923 | 0.05057 | 130 | 100 | 22 | 8 |
759 | I wouldn't hit that one too hard Michael, I'm sending you there next week | 1.2922 | 0.04781 | 154 | 120 | 23 | 11 |
760 | So was it worth the 47 million dollar shipping charge? | 1.2922 | 0.04506 | 154 | 117 | 29 | 8 |
761 | Oh for God’s sake, you’re hitting the only one with soul! | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
762 | After this, how bout a game of dice? | 1.2920 | 0.04415 | 137 | 101 | 32 | 4 |
763 | You know the rule: at least one foot on the cloud! | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
764 | When you’re done, Thor needs them back for Whac-A-Mole. | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
765 | At this rate, the Earth will sink itself. | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
766 | God does not play dice with the universe, and You definitely do not play pool with it! | 1.2917 | 0.04167 | 168 | 126 | 35 | 7 |
767 | So help me Me, they’d better be aligned by the time I’m back. | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
768 | The last time you tried that stupid shot, you wiped out the damned dinosaurs. | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
769 | Put Earth in its place. | 1.2914 | 0.04264 | 151 | 112 | 34 | 5 |
770 | Be careful, that one wages war. | 1.2914 | 0.04753 | 151 | 117 | 24 | 10 |
771 | The winner gets to fire up the sun. | 1.2913 | 0.05489 | 127 | 101 | 15 | 11 |
772 | I see you sunk Pluto already. What’s next? | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
773 | When I promised Einstein that we didn't play dice, I didn't expect you to start playing pool! | 1.2911 | 0.04605 | 158 | 122 | 26 | 10 |
774 | Didn't I tell you that we don't play billiards with the cosmos here? | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
775 | What - you think this is a game? | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
776 | Don’t touch, I spent a whole week working on that thing | 1.2908 | 0.04779 | 141 | 108 | 25 | 8 |
777 | Thou shalt not mess with My planet. | 1.2906 | 0.04711 | 117 | 86 | 28 | 3 |
778 | Both feet have to be on the cloud! | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
779 | Go for it—that side pocket is a black hole. | 1.2903 | 0.04574 | 155 | 119 | 27 | 9 |
780 | Albert! God does not play pool with the Universe! | 1.2903 | 0.04753 | 155 | 121 | 23 | 11 |
781 | Hitting that one will cause another Great Extinction. | 1.2901 | 0.04261 | 162 | 122 | 33 | 7 |
782 | This is exactly the game the humans suspect we are playing | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
783 | OK, but put them back when you are done. | 1.2899 | 0.04312 | 169 | 129 | 31 | 9 |
784 | They may say that down on Earth, but I insist that you not play this game without a Pluto. | 1.2899 | 0.04623 | 138 | 104 | 28 | 6 |
785 | Earth has had enough earthquakes this year. Try taking out Pluto. | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
786 | In addition to dice, God doesn't play billiards with the universe | 1.2897 | 0.04685 | 145 | 111 | 26 | 8 |
787 | Even a wing and a prayer won’t help you. | 1.2897 | 0.04476 | 145 | 109 | 30 | 6 |
788 | On the Fifth Day, Mars in the corner pocket | 1.2897 | 0.05078 | 145 | 115 | 18 | 12 |
789 | Careful. Earth is notoriously bad at making contact with other worlds. | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
790 | I said "All humans on Earth come from the same gene pool," not "Go play Gene with the Earth humans in a game of pool?" | 1.2893 | 0.05682 | 121 | 97 | 13 | 11 |
791 | I told you to play dice with universe not pool! | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
792 | You know I will get blamed for this, right? | 1.2892 | 0.04278 | 166 | 126 | 32 | 8 |
793 | It’s not nine ball without Pluto. | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
794 | They get sillier and sillier every century - this Galileo fellow thinks they all go around the Sun.” | 1.2891 | 0.05221 | 128 | 100 | 19 | 9 |
795 | Winner's playing me over on the parallel universe. | 1.2890 | 0.04162 | 173 | 131 | 34 | 8 |
796 | No need to call it, that one typically sinks itself. | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
797 | For God's sake. Stop cheating! | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
798 | I started with a flat Earth, but it wasn't much fun. | 1.2886 | 0.04497 | 149 | 113 | 29 | 7 |
799 | Contrary to popular opinion, I play dice with the Universe, not Pool. | 1.2883 | 0.04149 | 163 | 122 | 35 | 6 |
800 | You think my creation is some kind of game? | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
801 | You're stuck playing 8 ball unless they declare Pluto a planet again. | 1.2880 | 0.04658 | 125 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
802 | The only way he'll sink that ball is on a wing and a prayer. | 1.2879 | 0.04873 | 132 | 101 | 24 | 7 |
803 | I had to move heaven and earth to get this up here. | 1.2879 | 0.04629 | 132 | 99 | 28 | 5 |
804 | Tim, you're overthinking it, just knock the planet into the black hole! | 1.2877 | 0.04952 | 146 | 115 | 20 | 11 |
805 | You know, I don’t need a cue to play. It’s all in my mind. | 1.2877 | 0.04952 | 146 | 115 | 20 | 11 |
806 | Did I give you wings for that? | 1.2877 | 0.04758 | 146 | 113 | 24 | 9 |
807 | What are the cues for? I created the black holes for a reason. | 1.2875 | 0.04640 | 160 | 125 | 24 | 11 |
808 | Seriously, kids? I rest for one day... | 1.2870 | 0.05628 | 115 | 91 | 15 | 9 |
809 | I'll only play if we bring back Pluto. | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
810 | What did I say about putting Saturn in Pisces?! | 1.2869 | 0.05267 | 122 | 95 | 19 | 8 |
811 | Why is Pluto still on the table? | 1.2869 | 0.04725 | 122 | 91 | 27 | 4 |
812 | No, no. You were assigned to the Praying Pool! | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
813 | How many times do I have to tell you...the earth ball goes in the pocket on the LAST move. | 1.2868 | 0.05185 | 129 | 101 | 19 | 9 |
814 | God does not shoot pool with the universe, either. | 1.2857 | 0.04841 | 133 | 102 | 24 | 7 |
815 | Don’t scratch the earth ball! | 1.2857 | 0.04957 | 133 | 103 | 22 | 8 |
816 | I can tell this one is headed straight for the gutter" | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
817 | Hurry up, you two, we're naming the animals on the next cloud. | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
818 | I told you the rules don't allow Pluto to be on the table any more. | 1.2857 | 0.05291 | 133 | 106 | 16 | 11 |
819 | Andy Borowitz studies angels for sarcastic New Yorker article. | 1.2857 | 0.05741 | 119 | 96 | 12 | 11 |
820 | Don’t you think they have enough problems. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
821 | ...and which one of you took Pluto off the table? | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
822 | I think you’ve forgotten who calls the shots around here. | 1.2857 | 0.04841 | 133 | 102 | 24 | 7 |
823 | Easy does it. Last time you wiped out all the dinosaurs. | 1.2857 | 0.05098 | 140 | 111 | 18 | 11 |
824 | OK. Who knocked the 9-ball off the table? | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
825 | All those flying lessons for this? | 1.2857 | 0.05356 | 119 | 93 | 18 | 8 |
826 | Seems the whole world's no longer in my hands. | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
827 | Best part is they’ll blame global warming. | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
828 | And for this shot, a 6.0 magnitude should do the trick. | 1.2848 | 0.04242 | 151 | 113 | 33 | 5 |
829 | Well Pluto was the easy one! | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
830 | Less English this time. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
831 | You're not only going to destroy the Earth on that shot, but you're also going to scratch." | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
832 | I see you've been taking cues from me. | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
833 | Luckily for Earth, you have broken the one foot on the ground rule | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
834 | Yeah, just like we did to Pluto. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
835 | I don't care if you are an archangel. Two feet on the clouds--no indulgences | 1.2846 | 0.05230 | 123 | 96 | 19 | 8 |
836 | I suppose we can blame the destruction of all the dinosaurs on an "asteroid" and not on you guys killing time after work on a Tuesday? | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
837 | I’ll do it myself, if you don’t sink this! | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
838 | Winner gets a Milky Way | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
839 | It'll be Uranus if you don't sink this! | 1.2838 | 0.04602 | 148 | 114 | 26 | 8 |
840 | I bet you can't make a full orbit! | 1.2837 | 0.04861 | 141 | 110 | 22 | 9 |
841 | Einstein was right. God doesn't play dice with the universe. | 1.2836 | 0.05037 | 134 | 105 | 20 | 9 |
842 | I told you to take Pluto off the table years ago! | 1.2836 | 0.04691 | 134 | 102 | 26 | 6 |
843 | This is not why I created the heavens and the earth. | 1.2836 | 0.05148 | 134 | 106 | 18 | 10 |
844 | Careful with your backspin. Remember the last time Earth went in the pocket, back in 2020? | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
845 | Sinking Pluto was one thing, but doing the same to Earth is another story. | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
846 | Einstein was correct----God does not play dice with the universe--but he does play billiards | 1.2830 | 0.05805 | 106 | 84 | 14 | 8 |
847 | In what universe do you think this would be ok with me? | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
848 | It’s nine-ball, Go find Pluto | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
849 | How many times have I told you that the planet Earth has enough problems already? | 1.2830 | 0.05805 | 106 | 84 | 14 | 8 |
850 | Watch it! You already scratched Pluto. | 1.2829 | 0.04218 | 152 | 114 | 33 | 5 |
851 | So you’re jst going to wing it? | 1.2824 | 0.04999 | 131 | 102 | 21 | 8 |
852 | Who drank my beer? | 1.2824 | 0.04633 | 131 | 99 | 27 | 5 |
853 | Okay, where'd you put Pluto? | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
854 | Where are we after the big break? | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
855 | OK Aristotle, feet on the ground, wings down, cue ball in the side pocket, earth before eternity. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
856 | When I said it's time to realign the planets, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. | 1.2823 | 0.04660 | 124 | 93 | 27 | 4 |
857 | Put it into the side pocket. Then we won't have to deal with it anymore. | 1.2822 | 0.04309 | 163 | 125 | 30 | 8 |
858 | And we don't play pool with the universe either. | 1.2821 | 0.05408 | 117 | 92 | 17 | 8 |
859 | Who's gaseous, and who's terrestrial? | 1.2821 | 0.05270 | 117 | 91 | 19 | 7 |
860 | I suppose next you’ll be using words like “swell” and “so’s your old man”! | 1.2821 | 0.05408 | 117 | 92 | 17 | 8 |
861 | Are you playing solids or gas giants? | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
862 | Didn't we use to require two feet on ground when shooting | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
863 | If he scratches, the ball restarts with the 7 days of creation | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
864 | Odds are 70% the felt gets soaked if you hit the blue ball. | 1.2815 | 0.04541 | 135 | 102 | 28 | 5 |
865 | Why are there only 8? I swear if you lost Pluto we're going to have a lot of explaining to do | 1.2815 | 0.05114 | 135 | 107 | 18 | 10 |
866 | What on planet earth are you doing? | 1.2812 | 0.05075 | 128 | 100 | 20 | 8 |
867 | That's not what 'winging it' means. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
868 | I said I don't play dice with the universe. I never said I don't play pool. | 1.2808 | 0.04736 | 146 | 114 | 23 | 9 |
869 | I see you've pocketed Pluto again. | 1.2808 | 0.04736 | 146 | 114 | 23 | 9 |
870 | Have you forgotton already Gabe, rules say one foot on the floor! | 1.2806 | 0.04214 | 139 | 103 | 33 | 3 |
871 | You know this is how we lost Pluto. | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
872 | Wow ! If you keep playing like this we might have a new black hole ! | 1.2806 | 0.04900 | 139 | 109 | 21 | 9 |
873 | We also don’t play POOL with the universe. | 1.2803 | 0.04847 | 132 | 102 | 23 | 7 |
874 | Remember! Uninhabited worlds only! | 1.2803 | 0.04847 | 132 | 102 | 23 | 7 |
875 | So that was the big bang that I just heard. | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
876 | Why can’t you go out and play in the Milky Way like other children?? “ | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
877 | Thou shalt not winneth if thou scratcheth Uranus. | 1.2800 | 0.05279 | 125 | 99 | 17 | 9 |
878 | No chance! If you make that in, I’ll populate one of these rocks. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
879 | I was hoping you'd make better use of eternity than working on a bank shot! | 1.2797 | 0.04483 | 143 | 109 | 28 | 6 |
880 | That break certainly was a Big Bang . | 1.2797 | 0.04483 | 143 | 109 | 28 | 6 |
881 | Einstein was half right. I don’t play DICE with the universe. | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
882 | The Lord will play the winner. | 1.2797 | 0.05501 | 118 | 94 | 15 | 9 |
883 | Don’t put any English on it, they’re touchy about inclusion | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
884 | Yeah. I've got "Uranus in the corner pocket" right here. | 1.2789 | 0.04505 | 147 | 113 | 27 | 7 |
885 | You can’t move the sun…only the planets move! | 1.2789 | 0.04608 | 147 | 114 | 25 | 8 |
886 | Remember to put them back in order when you are done... | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
887 | So, what’s it going to be—faith or geometry? | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
888 | Softly now. I'm already getting complaints about all the thunder. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
889 | This would have surely upset Enstein. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
890 | Fools! The planets are the playthings of the gods, not you two. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
891 | Didn't you learn your lesson from 'The Music Man'? | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
892 | Hey, it’s Sunday. | 1.2785 | 0.04387 | 158 | 122 | 28 | 8 |
893 | With the condition the world is in, this is how you're spending your spare time? | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
894 | Avoid the West Bank with that one. | 1.2783 | 0.04870 | 115 | 87 | 24 | 4 |
895 | I knew I'd find you up here!!! | 1.2782 | 0.04815 | 133 | 103 | 23 | 7 |
896 | When you asked if you could have the whole world in your hands, this is not what I envisioned. | 1.2782 | 0.04815 | 133 | 103 | 23 | 7 |
897 | He doesn’t call ‘em. I call ‘em. | 1.2781 | 0.04522 | 151 | 117 | 26 | 8 |
898 | Thou shall not covet another angel's balls. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
899 | We can't play 9-ball without Pluto! | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
900 | God doesn’t play billiards with the universe, either. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
901 | Would you like it more with gravity switched on? | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
902 | Pool is MY game. You know I don’t play dice. | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
903 | As it turns out, I do play pool with the universe." | 1.2778 | 0.04456 | 144 | 110 | 28 | 6 |
904 | How many times do I have to tell you kids not to play with my balls? | 1.2778 | 0.05479 | 126 | 102 | 13 | 11 |
905 | Oho! Cutting Celestial Choir again,are we? | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
906 | What in the world are you playing? | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
907 | Don’t scratch Uranus | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
908 | I’d say lets play nine worlds but now there’s only eight! | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
909 | Thou shall keep one foot on the floor. | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
910 | How many times have I told you to quit playing with the Universe? | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
911 | Well it looks like we’ve got trouble my friends, right here in heavenly city. | 1.2773 | 0.05459 | 119 | 95 | 15 | 9 |
912 | Make it and you'll go straight to hell! | 1.2770 | 0.04479 | 148 | 114 | 27 | 7 |
913 | Angle it a bit to the right to align the planets. | 1.2770 | 0.04479 | 148 | 114 | 27 | 7 |
914 | I call that shot the dinosaur killer" | 1.2769 | 0.04762 | 130 | 100 | 24 | 6 |
915 | Take your time. Remember, James Webb can see you now. | 1.2769 | 0.04635 | 130 | 99 | 26 | 5 |
916 | They're called pockets, not black holes. | 1.2769 | 0.05006 | 130 | 102 | 20 | 8 |
917 | And you guys wanted a ping pong table. | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
918 | Don't they know a thing or two about getting a bad break? | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
919 | Which one of you angels put Mercury in Retrograde tonight? | 1.2766 | 0.04400 | 141 | 107 | 29 | 5 |
920 | Gently, let’s not lose another one. | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
921 | Fourteen billion years and you still haven't finished this game? | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
922 | Will you stop fooling around and just sink it! | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
923 | Wait, don't hit it yet. First I wanna see who wins the Super Bowl. | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
924 | No you can't shoot a moon. | 1.2759 | 0.04641 | 145 | 113 | 24 | 8 |
925 | 10 minutes more, then I start Creation. | 1.2759 | 0.05419 | 116 | 92 | 16 | 8 |
926 | Looks like stripes is winning… | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
927 | Relax. There's no rule about 'feet on the ground' when you play in heaven. | 1.2756 | 0.04224 | 156 | 119 | 31 | 6 |
928 | Planets not drawn to scale. Pluto sold separately. | 1.2756 | 0.04508 | 156 | 122 | 25 | 9 |
929 | Do you realize what will happen if you sink the 8-ball? | 1.2756 | 0.04700 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
930 | I told you about playing pool with the planets. | 1.2756 | 0.04566 | 127 | 96 | 27 | 4 |
931 | Empty your pockets. Who's got the sun? | 1.2756 | 0.04566 | 127 | 96 | 27 | 4 |
932 | Here we go again, the one game I told you not to play. | 1.2754 | 0.04908 | 138 | 109 | 20 | 9 |
933 | Yes, children, this would be more fun without Newton's pesky laws. But I will NOT change them. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
934 | What was that big bang? | 1.2750 | 0.04422 | 120 | 89 | 29 | 2 |
935 | To be exact, Einstein said that I don't play dice with the universe. He didn't say anything about pool. | 1.2750 | 0.05288 | 120 | 95 | 17 | 8 |
936 | One foot on the cloud dammit. | 1.2748 | 0.04972 | 131 | 103 | 20 | 8 |
937 | If you think wearing that halo gives you an edge, you can forget it! | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
938 | Go ahead, run the table. But no rematch for seven days. | 1.2746 | 0.04373 | 142 | 108 | 29 | 5 |
939 | It's all fun and games until someone loses an island. | 1.2746 | 0.04486 | 142 | 109 | 27 | 6 |
940 | Are you just waiting for your cue? | 1.2746 | 0.04911 | 142 | 113 | 19 | 10 |
941 | It's too easy without Pluto in the rack. | 1.2745 | 0.05771 | 102 | 81 | 14 | 7 |
942 | This is not how I planned the end | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
943 | We don't play by snooker rules here! | 1.2742 | 0.05164 | 124 | 98 | 18 | 8 |
944 | Okay, if you can pocket Pluto, it will no longer be a planet. | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
945 | Gabriel, you know the rules, one foot has to be on the cloud. | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
946 | The last time you two played, we lost Pluto. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
947 | What are you two up to? I never gave you permission to play with my toys. | 1.2741 | 0.04980 | 135 | 107 | 19 | 9 |
948 | Listen, I don't mind you guys having some fun from time to time, but the optics are really terrible. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
949 | If it's anyone's plaything, it's MY plaything! | 1.2736 | 0.05613 | 106 | 84 | 15 | 7 |
950 | My omniscience prevents me from accepting your bet. | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
951 | No, it’s dice that I don’t play | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
952 | But you said we could play with whatever we wanted! | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
953 | Look, I don’t get to play dice with the universe, and you don’t get to shoot pool. | 1.2734 | 0.04668 | 128 | 98 | 25 | 5 |
954 | Okay, which one of you knocked Pluto off the table? | 1.2734 | 0.05286 | 128 | 103 | 15 | 10 |
955 | I heard you guys giggling when you shot Uranus. | 1.2734 | 0.05048 | 128 | 101 | 19 | 8 |
956 | Here’s the thing about omnipresence—you know when you are being hustled. | 1.2734 | 0.04768 | 139 | 109 | 22 | 8 |
957 | The blue one is worth 8,000,000,000. | 1.2727 | 0.06061 | 99 | 80 | 11 | 8 |
958 | I don't care who's ahead, 'Earth in the side pocket' is just too New Testament-ish. | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
959 | Shouldn’t we be playing pickleball? | 1.2727 | 0.04695 | 121 | 92 | 25 | 4 |
960 | That was NOT what I expected when you asked for a pool room! | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
961 | I don't care what you think of Pluto. The game's still '9-Ball.'' | 1.2727 | 0.05116 | 121 | 95 | 19 | 7 |
962 | NO, I told you to "Shoot the Moon" ! | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
963 | No, I sad you could play Asteroids! | 1.2727 | 0.04539 | 154 | 121 | 24 | 9 |
964 | You lose if you scratch on Uranus. | 1.2721 | 0.04685 | 147 | 116 | 22 | 9 |
965 | Put some English on it. Try aiming for London. | 1.2721 | 0.04836 | 136 | 107 | 21 | 8 |
966 | Einstein may have said that I don't play dice with the universe- but he never said anything about POOL! | 1.2721 | 0.04836 | 136 | 107 | 21 | 8 |
967 | We don't play dice with the universe, but we love to play pool with the solar system! | 1.2721 | 0.04605 | 136 | 105 | 25 | 6 |
968 | I didn’t care for you playing dice with the universe, this is not much better. | 1.2720 | 0.05128 | 125 | 99 | 18 | 8 |
969 | The blue balls are the important ones. | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
970 | Ahhh….my precious Earth. Remember, it doesn’t always roll as intended. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
971 | Alright you two, 2023 years is enough of a break! | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
972 | I don't play dice, either. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
973 | I thought we were supposed to have at least one foot on the floor. | 1.2714 | 0.04516 | 140 | 108 | 26 | 6 |
974 | Why do you keep betting on the outcome? I’m omniscient for crying out loud… | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
975 | No, the phrase is NOT "to hell in a corner pocket.' | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
976 | Alright!! Which one of you scratched Pluto? | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
977 | Just because I am all-knowing doesn't mean you don't have to call your shots. | 1.2710 | 0.05566 | 107 | 85 | 15 | 7 |
978 | Save a planet for me! | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
979 | They don’t have a cue. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
980 | For the last time, stop playing with the planets! | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
981 | I said "Help me with the angels, not the angles". | 1.2707 | 0.05021 | 133 | 106 | 18 | 9 |
982 | Scratch that ball, and you're on permanent duty at the gate | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
983 | The fate of humanity rests in the magic eight ball. (Please let this caption win!) | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
984 | Let's see them make a horoscope about THIS! | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
985 | If you make that shot, it’d be a miracle | 1.2705 | 0.05339 | 122 | 98 | 15 | 9 |
986 | Just avoid another Big Bang and gently tap the continents counter clockwise. | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
987 | Well, be glad that you're not living there. | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
988 | Well, at least it's not dice. | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
989 | How many times have I told you to stop using Earth as the cue ball?" | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
990 | No, Earth is the 8-ball. | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
991 | I told you after that nonsense with the dinosaurs, FIND ANOTHER GAME! | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
992 | Hurry it up. Me and Satan have next game. | 1.2701 | 0.04804 | 137 | 108 | 21 | 8 |
993 | No, Andy, feet on the ground...you know the rules. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
994 | Hey, you now the rules Keep your feet on the cloud. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
995 | So you have wings -- KEEP ONE FOOT ON THE FLOOR! | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
996 | You know the rules- At least one foot in the clouds | 1.2698 | 0.05091 | 126 | 100 | 18 | 8 |
997 | Careful, that one's my favorite. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
998 | Whoever pots the black hole loses. | 1.2697 | 0.04172 | 152 | 116 | 31 | 5 |
999 | Not that one -- they have a Covenant | 1.2697 | 0.04665 | 152 | 121 | 21 | 10 |
1000 | Wings down! One foot on the clouds. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1001 | Come on, this is serious.... Feet on the floor....No fly assists! | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1002 | Well, I’m glad someone finally found a use for those things! | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1003 | What's next in your downward spiral? A Taylor Swift concert? | 1.2695 | 0.04815 | 141 | 112 | 20 | 9 |
1004 | If Galileo's up here, he needs to see this ! | 1.2692 | 0.05213 | 130 | 105 | 15 | 10 |
1005 | Let's see you do Earth in the side pocket.. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1006 | Of course God doesn’t “play dice with the universe”, he plays pool with the universe! | 1.2692 | 0.05098 | 130 | 104 | 17 | 9 |
1007 | Thou shalt not play nine-ball without Pluto! | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1008 | How many times must I tell you? We do not roll dice with the universe, and we do not shoot pool with the solar system! | 1.2690 | 0.04182 | 145 | 110 | 31 | 4 |
1009 | Earthlings to Mars, not the whole damn planet. | 1.2689 | 0.04877 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
1010 | When I asked you to perform miracles on Earth, I wasn't talking about doing trick shots with it. | 1.2689 | 0.05297 | 119 | 95 | 16 | 8 |
1011 | Be gentle with that blue one. We've got a pool going on how big the dinosaurs will get. | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1012 | Careful. If you scratch on the earth ball, the whole cosmos could be at risk. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1013 | Try not to sink that planet, you've got to get down there tomorrow | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1014 | Did you think the "One Foot on the Floor Rule" was only for mortals? | 1.2681 | 0.04308 | 138 | 105 | 29 | 4 |
1015 | After one too many "carom off Uranus" jokes, the first of the fallen angels were cast out of heaven. | 1.2681 | 0.04661 | 138 | 108 | 23 | 7 |
1016 | Both feet on the cloud, Gabriel. Don't make me say it again. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1017 | Knock it off. We only play dice with the universe. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1018 | Go to hell; we're a pickle ball community. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1019 | One foot on the ground Timmy. One foot on the ground. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1020 | Since when did Earth have a cue about anything? | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1021 | I will never understand why people think gravity is a thing. | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
1022 | One foot on the cloud, if you please. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1023 | Punch a hole in Earth’s ozone layer and you’ll both be grounded | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1024 | Using black holes as pockets? Brilliant! | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1025 | New rule: Pocketing Earth is no longer a scratch. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1026 | It's all in the spin | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1027 | How many times have I told you? No playing with the solar system! | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1028 | Don’t play with Uranus | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1029 | Hit hard. Give'm hell. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1030 | Maybe I should start from scratch." | 1.2672 | 0.04945 | 131 | 104 | 19 | 8 |
1031 | I said "Big Bang" not Big Bank"! | 1.2672 | 0.04945 | 131 | 104 | 19 | 8 |
1032 | So, you've had your little fun with Pluto. | 1.2667 | 0.05257 | 120 | 96 | 16 | 8 |
1033 | Who lost Pluto? | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
1034 | Heck, go ahead and use Earth as the cue ball. They deserve it. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1035 | Fool! That one's already gonna sink itself." -Andy Chen Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1036 | I bet my only begotten son you won't make that shot. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
1037 | In my day we played the 9 ball version, with Pluto. | 1.2667 | 0.04486 | 135 | 104 | 26 | 5 |
1038 | Go Old Testament on it. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1039 | Nine-ball was a better game, until the scientists ruined it. | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1040 | Let's test your empiricism now, David Hume. | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1041 | you do realize the corner pocket is a black hole ? | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1042 | Who said you can play God | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1043 | Cut that out! I didn’t create them for your amusement. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1044 | It will be more than just a new world order. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
1045 | Don't waste your shot--that one's already sunk. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1046 | This is not what I meant by “a match made in heaven”! | 1.2657 | 0.04650 | 143 | 113 | 22 | 8 |
1047 | Mars ball in the corner pocket. | 1.2657 | 0.04320 | 143 | 110 | 28 | 5 |
1048 | Put them back in their axis and rotation ! | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
1049 | Call your galaxy. | 1.2657 | 0.04320 | 143 | 110 | 28 | 5 |
1050 | If you aim at Florida for the next shot, you will definitely put that red ball in the pocket. | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
1051 | Yeah, yeah - I miss playing nine-ball, too. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1052 | With that shot Earth will go the same way as Mars. | 1.2653 | 0.05901 | 98 | 79 | 12 | 7 |
1053 | I don't make the rules. But, you have to have one foot on the floor. | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1054 | Gabriel you’ve already lost! I saw the black hole go into the pocket. | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1055 | Careful with that one. It's warmer than usual. | 1.2650 | 0.05346 | 117 | 94 | 15 | 8 |
1056 | Much better than playing dice! | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1057 | No more! I’m still thinking of a way to explain Pluto missing. | 1.2649 | 0.04275 | 151 | 117 | 28 | 6 |
1058 | In my day, We used all nine planets. | 1.2649 | 0.04275 | 151 | 117 | 28 | 6 |
1059 | Ahem - Thou Shalt Keep One Foot on the Cloud at All Times While Executing a Pool Shot. | 1.2647 | 0.04205 | 136 | 103 | 30 | 3 |
1060 | Just because I don’t play dice with the universe does not mean it’s all right to shoot pool with it. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1061 | The last time you lost a ball, the Americans shot it down. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1062 | So this is the room where it happens. | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1063 | You know the rules, you must keep one foot on the cloud. | 1.2645 | 0.04510 | 121 | 92 | 26 | 3 |
1064 | You’re literally poking holes in their ozone. | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
1065 | It is hard to play 9 ball without Pluto | 1.2645 | 0.05218 | 121 | 97 | 16 | 8 |
1066 | Alright... but in 500 million years, it's going back down to the basement. | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
1067 | You need to have one foot on the floor. | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
1068 | I'll play pool with the planets. But I don't play dice with the universe. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1069 | No extra spin on this one | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1070 | Ariel, you've got to call your planet. | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
1071 | Einstein was right,no dice... but billiards? | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1072 | No, I said we need more BILLBOARDS. | 1.2640 | 0.05223 | 125 | 101 | 15 | 9 |
1073 | So you're the ones making the world out of whack! | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1074 | Hold on, something doesn't look right... wasn't Pluto here just a minute ago?" | 1.2639 | 0.04621 | 144 | 114 | 22 | 8 |
1075 | God may not play dice, but I sure do play pool! | 1.2636 | 0.04599 | 110 | 83 | 25 | 2 |
1076 | What have you done with Pluto this time? | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1077 | Now Gabriel, you know that is an illegal shot. | 1.2636 | 0.04862 | 129 | 102 | 20 | 7 |
1078 | How many times do I have to tell you guys ? WE DON'T PLAY BILLIARDS WITH THE SOLAR SYSTEM ! | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1079 | This game is going to hell. | 1.2632 | 0.04515 | 133 | 103 | 25 | 5 |
1080 | I shouldn't have to say this, but 'no dice with the universe' obviously includes billiards. | 1.2632 | 0.04761 | 133 | 105 | 21 | 7 |
1081 | How many times have I told you two not to snooker around with the solar system | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1082 | Do you want to be permanently behind the eight ball? | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1083 | Careful. That one has started to wobble. | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1084 | Did one of you sink Pluto while I was in the bathroom? | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1085 | Let's see what happens when we make planet Earth the cue ball. | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1086 | Even angels have to keep one foot on the ground while shooting. | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1087 | You don't need to give it spin. I already gave it spin. | 1.2626 | 0.05847 | 99 | 80 | 12 | 7 |
1088 | Put a little English on it to separate the day from the night. | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1089 | Why can't I find Pluto anywhere? | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
1090 | This is much better than playing dice with the universe. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
1091 | If Galileo is up here, he absolutley needs to check this out | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1092 | Lucifer, if you make this shot, I’m sending you straight to Hell. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1093 | I didn’t invent balls for this kind of play! | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1094 | Leave Earth alone. They are already in a hole. | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
1095 | Don't allow the planets to fall into any black hole. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1096 | Who sank Pluto? | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1097 | Just because it’s a game doesn’t mean I’m not competitive. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1098 | Hit that one a little bit harder this time… there’s something odd growing on the surface. | 1.2617 | 0.04606 | 149 | 119 | 21 | 9 |
1099 | Which one of you forgot to turn off the rain | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1100 | I said you needed a new angle, not a new angel. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1101 | That blue cue ball in the center pocket sends them all to hell. | 1.2615 | 0.04829 | 130 | 103 | 20 | 7 |
1102 | ...and they have to be pocketed in the correct order | 1.2615 | 0.04829 | 130 | 103 | 20 | 7 |
1103 | It took me almost a whole week to rack those | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1104 | Now who scratched Pluto? | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1105 | Same rules here,one foot on the deck. | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 89 | 15 | 7 |
1106 | Well if that's your play, I'll alert the Four Horsemen. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1107 | Saturn in the corner black hole | 1.2609 | 0.04636 | 115 | 88 | 24 | 3 |
1108 | Black hole, corner pocket. | 1.2609 | 0.05253 | 115 | 92 | 16 | 7 |
1109 | It took me almost a week to make that! | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1110 | Well, it's better than dice, but I'm still not playing it with the universe. | 1.2606 | 0.04459 | 165 | 133 | 21 | 11 |
1111 | Careful - don't scratch Orion's felt. | 1.2605 | 0.05529 | 119 | 98 | 11 | 10 |
1112 | The rule clearly states “player must have one foot in contact with the cloud…” | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
1113 | My new universal set?…and you lost Pluto! | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1114 | I'm more in the mood to play dice. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1115 | This is fun. But tomorrow it's back to dice. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1116 | Bored with social media again? | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1117 | You know the rule, Gabriel. One foot on the cloud at all times! | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1118 | For the last time, hit it softer! I still can't find Pluto. | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
1119 | Imagine, next door they have virgins and rivers of wine." | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
1120 | You've been hanging out with Lucifer again, haven't you? | 1.2596 | 0.05796 | 104 | 85 | 11 | 8 |
1121 | Put them all back. All of them ! NOW! | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1122 | I said I want the Earth in 'my' pocket! | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1123 | No, I love to play. Just not dice. | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
1124 | Watch out for Bruce Willis and a bunch of oil rig workers! | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1125 | At least one foot on the cloud! | 1.2595 | 0.04796 | 131 | 104 | 20 | 7 |
1126 | Make it look like an asteroid. | 1.2595 | 0.05035 | 131 | 106 | 16 | 9 |
1127 | This shoot will only align once in a millennium! | 1.2595 | 0.05035 | 131 | 106 | 16 | 9 |
1128 | Admit it! You lost Pluto again! | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1129 | Lighten up, it's a game! | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
1130 | You know the rules: two feet on the cloud! | 1.2593 | 0.04928 | 135 | 109 | 17 | 9 |
1131 | Be careful with that one. My son is down there. | 1.2593 | 0.06082 | 108 | 91 | 6 | 11 |
1132 | STOP! This one belongs to HER! | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
1133 | What have you done with my Sun? | 1.2593 | 0.05790 | 108 | 89 | 10 | 9 |
1134 | Okay, who put the planits on the pool table… NOT OKAY GUYS… | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1135 | Talk about beating me at my own game... | 1.2590 | 0.04933 | 139 | 113 | 16 | 10 |
1136 | You don't need to sink the earth. They will do that themselves! Salman Remtulla, Mississauga Ontario. | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1137 | Just wait until your Father gets home. | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1138 | No cheating. Both feet on the cloud. | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
1139 | I call all the shots. | 1.2587 | 0.04517 | 143 | 113 | 23 | 7 |
1140 | You didn't have to break with such a big bang! | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
1141 | Paul Newman, you aren’t! | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
1142 | If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times. I'm the only one who hustles anyone around here. | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
1143 | Just remember... I can hear you loud and clear every time you invoke my name after missing a shot! | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1144 | Make sure that one goes in the pocket! | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1145 | 2020 | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1146 | Earth Ball, Corner Pocket… It was going down the tubes anyway. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
1147 | The fault is not in the stars but in ourselves." | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1148 | You're at it again? Did you learn nothing when we lost all the dinosaurs? | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1149 | Chalk it up to inexperience. | 1.2578 | 0.04606 | 128 | 100 | 23 | 5 |
1150 | Take it easy this time, remember what happened with Pluto. | 1.2578 | 0.05232 | 128 | 105 | 13 | 10 |
1151 | Beat it kids. The road shark is here! | 1.2577 | 0.05913 | 97 | 79 | 11 | 7 |
1152 | If the angel has his angle right, it’ll be Earth to Venus in the corner pocket. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1153 | Care to make it interesting? | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
1154 | It's no use, I've got the whole world in my hands. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1155 | Did you clear this with population control ? | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1156 | Marbles? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1157 | Rules are rules, even in heaven. You have to keep at least 1 foot on the floor! | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1158 | I told you Earth is not the cue ball until they are all on Mars | 1.2574 | 0.04549 | 136 | 107 | 23 | 6 |
1159 | Einstein didn’t say anything about billiards. | 1.2571 | 0.04694 | 105 | 80 | 23 | 2 |
1160 | It sure beats playing dice with the universe. | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1161 | My creation is not your plaything! | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1162 | What happened to the nine ball? | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1163 | Careful with that shot! The blue and green one has hamburgers | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1164 | Finally, I get to see if Earth really is flat! | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1165 | Ew, how do you not notice that something is growing on that one? | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1166 | And River City thought they had problems! | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1167 | There's one missing! Where's Pluto?! | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1168 | For Heaven's sake, where on Earth is Pluto? | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1169 | If you sink it, Pluto becomes a minor planet. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1170 | You don't have a prayer of making that shot. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1171 | Have you considered the impact the on the '24 elections? | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1172 | If it violates gravity, it’s a scratch. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1173 | Hey! You know the rules: at least one foot on the clouds for any shot! | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1174 | The game is EIGHT Ball -- we had to eliminate Pluto. | 1.2560 | 0.05194 | 125 | 102 | 14 | 9 |
1175 | I said: ‘On the seventh day we rest’! | 1.2558 | 0.04705 | 129 | 102 | 21 | 6 |
1176 | Ten bucks says you can't get it in the black hole. | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
1177 | Mars in the side pocket? Who do you think you are? Elon Musk? | 1.2556 | 0.04732 | 133 | 106 | 20 | 7 |
1178 | I got next. | 1.2556 | 0.06430 | 90 | 75 | 7 | 8 |
1179 | People always forget, I created pool on the third day as well. | 1.2555 | 0.04520 | 137 | 108 | 23 | 6 |
1180 | Alright, who sunk Pluto? | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1181 | Don't mess with Texas! | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
1182 | Are you solids, stripes, or gas giants? | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1183 | You know that I could fly too, if I wanted to, right? | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1184 | You'll drive the astrologers crazy! | 1.2551 | 0.05858 | 98 | 80 | 11 | 7 |
1185 | Uh, uh, uh..... you must have at least one foot on the cloud. | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
1186 | Oh that's going to send the Flat-Earthers over the edge | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
1187 | don't you have something better to do? | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1188 | What did I tell you about Uranus jokes? | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1189 | "Make sure that when you rack those planets, you put them back in the right order! | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1190 | Are these from my new solar system? | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1191 | The eleventh commandment shall be: One foot on the floor. | 1.2545 | 0.04368 | 110 | 83 | 26 | 1 |
1192 | It’ll be just the three of us. Mary’s home with cramps. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1193 | C'mon Gabriel. You know the rules. One foot on the cloud. | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
1194 | Be careful with that shot It could wind up behind the 8-ball. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1195 | We’ve got trouble, right here in Heaven. Trouble with a capital "T" And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool! | 1.2544 | 0.05259 | 114 | 92 | 15 | 7 |
1196 | You want to play 9 ball again? Take it up with the humans. | 1.2544 | 0.05259 | 114 | 92 | 15 | 7 |
1197 | There are no spares. | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1198 | I'm the only ONE who smites that blue one. | 1.2544 | 0.05404 | 114 | 93 | 13 | 8 |
1199 | If you wait for him to finish you'll be here forever. | 1.2544 | 0.04460 | 114 | 87 | 25 | 2 |
1200 | When I said store it in the cloud, I didn't mean literally. | 1.2544 | 0.05259 | 114 | 92 | 15 | 7 |
1201 | You can't keep picking on Earth! | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
1202 | You've got to have at least one foot on the cloud! | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
1203 | It’s not my fault. Blame Neil deGrasse Tyson. | 1.2540 | 0.04772 | 126 | 100 | 20 | 6 |
1204 | The Ten Commandments don’t apply to billiards. | 1.2540 | 0.04904 | 126 | 101 | 18 | 7 |
1205 | Hang on a minute. Wait until they say, 'Peace and security!'. | 1.2540 | 0.04499 | 126 | 98 | 24 | 4 |
1206 | If the Earth gets knocked out of orbit, it had better go into the corner pocket. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1207 | So this is what happened with Pluto. | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1208 | I told you billiards not pool. | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1209 | Neil Armstrong just landed on your cue, so after lining this shot up for 4.53 billion years, it's a foul. Tough luck. | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
1210 | Shouldn't you two be on some politician's shoulders somewhere? | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1211 | This explains a lot. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1212 | Earth is NOT the 8-ball! | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1213 | I told you not to hang out with Minnesota Fats | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1214 | I’d go Saturn, side pocket. Easy on the English. | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
1215 | This is not what I meant by divine intervention! | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1216 | Let’s put their silly laws of physics to the test. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1217 | It’s a wing and a prayer to make that shot. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
1218 | Umm, you're supposed to shoot them around the Sun... | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1219 | Who racked these planets out of alignment? | 1.2524 | 0.05969 | 103 | 86 | 8 | 9 |
1220 | What did you do with the nine ball? | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1221 | Stop giggling every time I tell you to stop playing with Uranus. | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1222 | They don’t always take our cues. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1223 | We create everything, even climate change. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1224 | I am going to put both of you behind the eight ball . | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1225 | Cut the crap Gabrielle! You know the rule - at least one foot on the cloud. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1226 | If anyone asks, I've been with you the whole day! | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1227 | Just remember, you two will be charge of answering all their prayers. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1228 | Hey, who wants to play skeeball next? | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1229 | Close game, who’s Gas Giants and who’s Dwarf Planets? | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1230 | You’re in Trouble. That’s a capital T that rhymes with P that stands for Purgatory “ | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1231 | And I say you can't play nine ball without Pluto. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1232 | Remember, you have to pot the black hole last | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
1233 | It's just a game" | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
1234 | Stop making those big bang noises. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1235 | I took 7 days and 7 nights to create that orb! If you sink it, I’ll have Uranus! | 1.2521 | 0.05366 | 119 | 98 | 12 | 9 |
1236 | It's like ping pong, you hit the white ball. | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
1237 | This motherfucker. | 1.2520 | 0.05473 | 127 | 107 | 8 | 12 |
1238 | Better angles ?? | 1.2520 | 0.05473 | 127 | 107 | 8 | 12 |
1239 | According to the Good Book, you have to leave the Earth in the Center. | 1.2519 | 0.04888 | 131 | 106 | 17 | 8 |
1240 | I originally designed this to be used for Nine-Ball. | 1.2519 | 0.04786 | 135 | 109 | 18 | 8 |
1241 | Hold off on that one for a bit. We’ll give them a little more time. | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
1242 | You need to put things into perspective. The cosmos isn't everything. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1243 | I leave for a day and this is how you treat my stuff? What the hell, Lucifer? | 1.2500 | 0.05320 | 116 | 95 | 13 | 8 |
1244 | Pot that Gabe and I'll smite thee. It took me six days to create it. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1245 | Ok "God", double or nothing, Pluto in the corner pocket. They won't miss it anyway. | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1246 | It's actually on loan from hell. | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
1247 | Trust me- You only get one shot at this. | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1248 | This is a violation of the Prime Directive! On second thought, Earth in the side pocket. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
1249 | If you disrespect Earth, where will you get your billiard supplies? | 1.2500 | 0.05911 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
1250 | Now let’s see who can run the universe! | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1251 | Ask not where Pluto is, just get behind the eight ball. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1252 | Not a snowball's chance.....you make that shot | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1253 | If you play too much spin we'll be here for years..... | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
1254 | Sink the blue ball, its a gonna anyway." | 1.2500 | 0.04706 | 128 | 102 | 20 | 6 |
1255 | Einstein doesn’t know how to play and Sagan cheats. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1256 | What in heaven’s name have you done with the cue ball? | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
1257 | I let Pluto slide, but if you lose another one I'm sending you back to cloud 8 | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1258 | Playing with chakras again? How will we ever bring the Buddhists to our side? | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1259 | The "Bang Bang" was just scratch, happens sometimes | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1260 | Earth off Mars into the side pocket | 1.2500 | 0.05306 | 112 | 91 | 14 | 7 |
1261 | This Pluto situation totally ruins our 9-ball tournament! | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
1262 | Do your worst. That one only took six days for me to make. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
1263 | What do you mean, 'Earth in the side pocket?' | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1264 | I didn't say you could wing it! | 1.2500 | 0.05592 | 104 | 85 | 12 | 7 |
1265 | Sure, now that you downgraded Pluto it’s eight ball with the planets. | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1266 | your mother is right. Those wings give you an unknown advantage. | 1.2500 | 0.04706 | 128 | 102 | 20 | 6 |
1267 | You’ll tilt Earth’s axis if you hit it like that. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1268 | Gabriel, remember... your feet have to touch the clouds for the Deluge to count! | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1269 | This is how we lost Pluto! | 1.2500 | 0.05444 | 108 | 88 | 13 | 7 |
1270 | At least one foot shall stay on the flo - Oh, never mind. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
1271 | When worlds collide, am I right? | 1.2500 | 0.04942 | 124 | 100 | 17 | 7 |
1272 | I’ll bet you the Milky Way he misses Mars in the corner pocket. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1273 | I don’t believe in an interventionist god,” the song said. Well we’ll see about that | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
1274 | You are supposed to keep one foot in the clouds when taking a shot! | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1275 | Remember what happened last time you scratched? | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
1276 | Not so hard...we already have a grand canyon! | 1.2481 | 0.04673 | 129 | 103 | 20 | 6 |
1277 | Illegal shot. You have to have at least one foot on the clouds. | 1.2481 | 0.04673 | 129 | 103 | 20 | 6 |
1278 | The ‘gravity’ of the game has changed without Pluto.” R.Weingast New York, N.Y. | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
1279 | Billiards is fine, but we do not play dice with the universe. | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1280 | So you think the people of Earth are cue-less? | 1.2480 | 0.05036 | 125 | 102 | 15 | 8 |
1281 | This is not what I had in mind when I said 'knock some sense into them'. | 1.2479 | 0.05153 | 121 | 99 | 14 | 8 |
1282 | They're orbs, orbs!!! not balls you nimwits | 1.2479 | 0.05018 | 121 | 98 | 16 | 7 |
1283 | I said no wings! | 1.2479 | 0.05018 | 121 | 98 | 16 | 7 |
1284 | Put some English on England | 1.2479 | 0.05153 | 121 | 99 | 14 | 8 |
1285 | Wasn’t the house rule that one foot must be touching the cloud? | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
1286 | C’mon, you know the rules. One foot on the floor! | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1287 | Careful with that ball. . . actually on second thought, give it a little nudge! | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1288 | Is that shot humble enough for you? | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1289 | I don't play pool with the universe either. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1290 | Poket, not black hole | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1291 | In my day we had Pluto! | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1292 | Keep one foot on the cloud, boy... | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1293 | Don’t take that shot until we get the results of next year’s elections, | 1.2477 | 0.05399 | 109 | 89 | 13 | 7 |
1294 | I said No. And we don't play dice with the universe, either. | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1295 | no no no… guys… the idea is to keep them OUT of the black holes. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1296 | I much prefer you Sounding the Trumpets | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1297 | I told you 'no playing Planet Pool'! It gets them off their orbits. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1298 | I hope you know that I may send you back to live there someday. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1299 | I didn't make them just for you to play with. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1300 | When I said ‘You can play on any planet you want’ I did not mean it literally. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1301 | Well, for one, I don't need a stick to make a big bang and, two, this is not the only game in town, you know! | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1302 | Just because I win every time is no reason not to ask me to play. | 1.2476 | 0.05544 | 105 | 86 | 12 | 7 |
1303 | I told you to work like angels, not work the angles! | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1304 | Jump shots? Please, they are still struggling to understand relativity! | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
1305 | Seriously? | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1306 | Looks like he’s right on cue. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
1307 | Earthquake? Them's the breaks. | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
1308 | I've told you before; one foot on the floor when you please your shot! | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1309 | When Einstein said I "don't play dice with the universe," you shouldn't have taken that as a challenge. | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
1310 | “I say we snooker that one.” | 1.2475 | 0.04539 | 101 | 77 | 23 | 1 |
1311 | Playing God again? | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1312 | And on the seventh day the angels played pool" is not how it goes | 1.2474 | 0.06048 | 97 | 81 | 8 | 8 |
1313 | So now you know the truth. This is really how an angel gets his wings. | 1.2474 | 0.05868 | 97 | 80 | 10 | 7 |
1314 | You said you missed the shot because of an act of God? | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1315 | Just because God doesn't play dice with the universe doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with a friendly little game of cosmic 8-ball. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1316 | THIS ought to mess with their heads. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1317 | Not too much spin, things are already out of control down there! | 1.2473 | 0.06049 | 93 | 77 | 9 | 7 |
1318 | All right who sunk my dear Pluto while my back was turned?" | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1319 | Rule 1 - 2 feet on the floor | 1.2465 | 0.04600 | 142 | 115 | 19 | 8 |
1320 | You weren't supposed to start playing until you got a cue from me | 1.2462 | 0.04511 | 130 | 103 | 22 | 5 |
1321 | What’s going on here? You know we only play dice with the universe! | 1.2462 | 0.04511 | 130 | 103 | 22 | 5 |
1322 | Let's see if you can pull of that Hail Mary shot. | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1323 | I say trouble with a capital T! | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1324 | ... and the ninth ball will show up and disappear at random times during the game. | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1325 | Pluto is a planet because I say it's a planet. Got that? | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1326 | Stop playing with the universe! | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
1327 | It's taking you longer to sink it than it took me to make it! | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1328 | Ahem... Not that one .. That's the eight ball! | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1329 | The castrati in the Heavenly cmChoir want their balls back. Now! | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1330 | This is not what I meant when I told you to help clear the table. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1331 | I know one is missing. Blame Neil Degrasse Tyson! | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1332 | Feet on a cloud | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1333 | Oh, come on. Did Lucifer teach you this game? | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1334 | Haven't they experienced enough mass destruction? | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1335 | And I’m telling you no, God doesn’t play pool with the solar system! | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
1336 | Any idea who put the three wise men in my foosball table? | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1337 | Give it a little spin! | 1.2455 | 0.05354 | 110 | 90 | 13 | 7 |
1338 | Armageddon or not, you need a cue ball. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1339 | Still only pocketed Pluto? | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
1340 | Because I said so, that’s why. | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
1341 | Gabriel, stop cheating. There's no such thing as "angel rules" so keep one foot on the floor when you shoot. | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
1342 | I told you already: no dice, no pool. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
1343 | People behind the 8 ball may still be admitted here. | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
1344 | Try making them all from scratch. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
1345 | I don't care what he said, I want to play dice. | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1346 | You know, it's ironic that I control the very fabric of space and time...yet I cannot seem to slow down inflation. | 1.2449 | 0.05813 | 98 | 81 | 10 | 7 |
1347 | Now what did we learn from that time you lost Pluto? | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1348 | It took me eight long weeks to make this set, so let's keep it on the table this time. | 1.2449 | 0.05813 | 98 | 81 | 10 | 7 |
1349 | It's not a Commandment, but you have broken several rules from our employee manual. | 1.2448 | 0.04351 | 143 | 114 | 23 | 6 |
1350 | Earth is not a cue ball... | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
1351 | No wonder Neil deGrasse Tyson is complaining! | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1352 | Do you know how long it took me to arrange this setup? | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1353 | If I don’t play dice with the universe, you don’t shoot pool with it. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
1354 | The Seraphim say you Cherubim are hogging the pool table again. | 1.2446 | 0.04548 | 139 | 112 | 20 | 7 |
1355 | You're down to eight--so you're in trouble already. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
1356 | On earth as it is in Heaven? | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1357 | Since when do angels play dirty pool? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
1358 | When I said, "Chalk one up for Satan," that was just a figure of speech. | 1.2444 | 0.06183 | 90 | 75 | 8 | 7 |
1359 | Is it going to take seven days for you to create a shot? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
1360 | Pool is so much better than dice. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
1361 | When I declared this game would be for the World’s Championship, it was NOT meant to be literal. | 1.2442 | 0.06175 | 86 | 71 | 9 | 6 |
1362 | Take all the time you want, Gabriel. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
1363 | St. Paul said you hustled him out of ten bucks | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1364 | You can't play without the BIG BLACK eight ball. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1365 | No, you can't play pool with the universe either! | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1366 | No, you're gas planets, I'm rocks! | 1.2439 | 0.04944 | 123 | 100 | 16 | 7 |
1367 | Careful, avoid the dinosaurs. | 1.2436 | 0.04105 | 156 | 124 | 26 | 6 |
1368 | Hey! One foot on the floor. | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
1369 | What do you mean, “How do I know it’s my cue?!” | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1370 | Thou shalt play eight-ball, NOT nine-ball!! | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1371 | Are you playing Me? | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1372 | God does not play dice (or pool) | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1373 | Careful not to scratch on Uranus. | 1.2429 | 0.04404 | 140 | 112 | 22 | 6 |
1374 | Put a good spin on this ball. I'm so tired of them insisting the Earth is flat. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
1375 | You expected pickleball? | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1376 | You do realize that pocketing the sun has caused endless nights? | 1.2427 | 0.05599 | 103 | 85 | 11 | 7 |
1377 | Remind him what happened to Icarus. | 1.2427 | 0.05599 | 103 | 85 | 11 | 7 |
1378 | No Dice and No Pool! Got it? | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
1379 | This isn't working. Rack em up and do the Big Bang again. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1380 | You KNOW when you realign the planets it messes with their elections..! | 1.2427 | 0.05599 | 103 | 85 | 11 | 7 |
1381 | Just keep Pluto out of it. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1382 | Paul Newman and I have the next game!! | 1.2426 | 0.04725 | 136 | 111 | 17 | 8 |
1383 | I thought we'd agreed that I could play God! | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1384 | Just be sure not to cause another earthquake this time." | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1385 | No dice, but what could a little billiards hurt? | 1.2424 | 0.05759 | 99 | 82 | 10 | 7 |
1386 | Interns!!! | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1387 | You think making the universe was hard, have you ever seen a New Yorker cartoon with color? | 1.2424 | 0.04943 | 132 | 109 | 14 | 9 |
1388 | Careful! If you sink the earth ball, you lose. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1389 | You have to get just the right spin on Earth if it's going to be habitable. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1390 | Ah ha! That explains the strange prayers. | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1391 | When it’s your turn, you can arrange them any way you want. | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1392 | I said 'plan it,' not 'planet' | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1393 | When you play “Planets” no feet on the clouds! | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1394 | Thou shalt not steal the break. | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
1395 | You're quite unnecessary: That one is doing a good job of sinking itself. | 1.2419 | 0.04773 | 124 | 100 | 18 | 6 |
1396 | Stop it, guys! This is how we lost Pluto, remember? | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1397 | Doomed civilization, corner pocket. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1398 | Feet in the clouds. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1399 | Yup, there’ll definitely be some English on it if you hit it there. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1400 | Is there a way it can start that doesn’t involve the big bang in the beginning?! | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
1401 | Nothing has changed...Pool still starts with "P" that rhymes with "T" that stands for Trouble... | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
1402 | It's just more fun when the stakes are real, you know? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1403 | You do know Pluto doesn't count? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
1404 | This is how you get flat earthers. | 1.2414 | 0.04297 | 145 | 116 | 23 | 6 |
1405 | It's rapture time...Earth to blackhole in the corner. | 1.2414 | 0.04407 | 145 | 117 | 21 | 7 |
1406 | Bob! You're cheating! You must have one foot on the cloud before making a shot. | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
1407 | Naughty Mars, prepare to drop into the black hole. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
1408 | I told you to stay away from River City. | 1.2412 | 0.04300 | 170 | 140 | 19 | 11 |
1409 | Rip the felt and you go to Hell. | 1.2411 | 0.05267 | 112 | 92 | 13 | 7 |
1410 | You know the house rules: One foot on the floor on every shot. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1411 | Devil in the corner pocket! | 1.2409 | 0.04694 | 137 | 112 | 17 | 8 |
1412 | One foot has to remain on the cloud | 1.2409 | 0.04459 | 137 | 110 | 21 | 6 |
1413 | You keep messing with the solar system and the boss is going to send us all to hell. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1414 | You need to keep your feet on the cloud and if you can't reach the planet you want you'll need to use the bridge. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1415 | You know I called next game. | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
1416 | Ya got trouble my friend, with a capitol T. \ | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1417 | He's right. I would never play dice with the universe. | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1418 | Don't scratch the felt! | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1419 | Asteroid into earth? Again? Really? Did you not learn your lesson before? | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1420 | Sorry, you must keep at least one foot on the cloud at all times. | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1421 | You must keep one foot on the cloud. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1422 | Gabriel, make sure the cue strikes right around Wall Street, would be the perfect bank shot. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1423 | Now who played my quarter? | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1424 | Now, you know what I said about playing pool with the dog’s chew toys. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1425 | What song from The Music Man don't you remember? | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1426 | I noticed you did not put anything in the offering after the Super Bowl. | 1.2397 | 0.05119 | 121 | 100 | 13 | 8 |
1427 | I don't know. Call your shot, and I'll make it work. | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1428 | Thou shalt not make a hole in one! | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1429 | Quickly, quickly, Mercury is in retrograde again! | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1430 | this is why i decreed that you must keep one foot on the cloud | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1431 | Oh, go ahead! My opinion doesn't matter! | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1432 | Ok. But this time, no gambling! | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1433 | Hey - you have to keep one foot on the cloud. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1434 | If you're looking to put Mars in the corner pocket, you are sure to scratch Uranus. | 1.2394 | 0.04462 | 142 | 115 | 20 | 7 |
1435 | Einstein notwithstanding, in my day we played dice. | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
1436 | Rack my worlds will you!? | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1437 | Put some English on it... as well as Mandarin, Hindi, Arabic, Spanish, French... | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1438 | You guys gotta call your shots! | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
1439 | While you are d own here playing planet balls,you left the pearly gates open and all sorts of riftraft have wondered in The | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1440 | 'You have to keep one foot on the cloud." | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1441 | Thou shalt not scratch. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1442 | I"m glad you found some use for Earth. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1443 | Just because you couldn't get Pluto into a pocket doesn't mean that it's not a planet! | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1444 | So, the white ball just' floated off'? | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1445 | It’s a lot easier without Pluto! | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
1446 | I used to challenge people to figure out how many of you could fit on the head of a pin. Now you're playing billiards with the universe! | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1447 | Hey! Put those back where they belong. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1448 | Want me to spell it out for you, Sweetie? O-M-N-I-P-O-T-E-N-T. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1449 | I told you we don’t play pool with the universe! | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1450 | Uranus in the side pocket? Don’t even think about it. | 1.2385 | 0.05358 | 109 | 90 | 12 | 7 |
1451 | I meant “no dice” in a broader sense. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1452 | Well we've got trouble, right here in Silver City. | 1.2385 | 0.04860 | 130 | 107 | 15 | 8 |
1453 | Oh we got trouble. That planetary game is a devil's tool. Yes, big big trouble with a "T". Gotta rhyme it with "P" , And that stands for pool. | 1.2384 | 0.04378 | 151 | 123 | 20 | 8 |
1454 | Maybe it needs some backspin | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1455 | Don’t think of it as a black hole, think of it as a fresh start for Mars. | 1.2381 | 0.05501 | 105 | 87 | 11 | 7 |
1456 | I borrowed Pluto for the foosball table, but I'm not sure it belongs there either. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
1457 | Willie Mosconi told me to never stretch! Get the bridge, for my sakes! | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
1458 | Leave this one; it’s taking itself out of play any minute now. | 1.2381 | 0.04353 | 147 | 119 | 21 | 7 |
1459 | Didn't I forbid existential snooker? | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
1460 | No, it's dice I don't play. I'll take on the winner! | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
1461 | You can sink this shot but FYI they already sunk themselves. | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1462 | I believe I said I'd play dice! | 1.2377 | 0.04205 | 122 | 95 | 25 | 2 |
1463 | Wait, let’s bet on which theory they’ll come up with next | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1464 | However we plan it, that orb's going down. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
1465 | 10 bucks says your shot goes straight to hell. | 1.2376 | 0.05827 | 101 | 85 | 8 | 8 |
1466 | For heaven’s sake, it’s way past your cloudtime. | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
1467 | I don’t play dice with the universe, but… | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1468 | Remember, you scratch that ball and I'll withhold all snowfall for a major city! | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1469 | I told you not to play with Uranus. | 1.2373 | 0.05202 | 118 | 98 | 12 | 8 |
1470 | I'm getting a lot of complaints from Earth every time you knock it off the table. | 1.2371 | 0.05633 | 97 | 80 | 11 | 6 |
1471 | Don't look so worried. Those who can't play teach. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
1472 | For you, its a game but real people can get hurt. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1473 | I'm going to have to notify HR. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1474 | Just checked, Bohr is actually siding with Einstein on this. So, last game, ok? | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1475 | You're supposed to hit the cue ball. That's the screwball. | 1.2366 | 0.04826 | 131 | 108 | 15 | 8 |
1476 | Don't scratch. I'm still working on that planet. | 1.2366 | 0.04703 | 131 | 107 | 17 | 7 |
1477 | I've been getting complaints about dust storms of chalk. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1478 | I don't play dice with the universe, but I will play pool. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1479 | Just because Einstein specified dice doesn't mean this is permitted. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
1480 | No cheating! Keep your feet in the clouds. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1481 | Have you guys seen the Pluto ball anywhere? | 1.2366 | 0.05999 | 93 | 78 | 8 | 7 |
1482 | Beats playing Craps with Einstein! | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1483 | Is the solar system just some kind of game to you kids ? | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
1484 | Stop it! I told you not to play with my universe. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
1485 | Now this will knock out the dinosaurs! | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
1486 | Stop messing with my solar system. I put a lot of thought behind this. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1487 | Satisfying, isn't it? | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1488 | Next you'll want to try smoking! It's a slippery slope! | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1489 | Wait, what happened to Pluto? | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
1490 | Perfect now show em a little piece of heaven! | 1.2360 | 0.06397 | 89 | 76 | 5 | 8 |
1491 | 9-Ball was a lot easier when we had Pluto | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
1492 | It’s funny that they think there is some Grand order to the Universe! | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1493 | Come now, kids. Surely you have better things to do with your time! | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
1494 | You can’t play dice with the universe, but you can sure as hell play pool. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1495 | I play neither dice nor snooker with the universe. Just pickleball. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
1496 | I said I had next game! Does my word mean anything around here? | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1497 | Okay, now aim just over Papua New Guinea. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1498 | The true cause of climate change | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1499 | Play time’s over! Let’s not keep them waiting at the gate | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
1500 | Yes, God does not play dice with the Universe. Pool is my game. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1501 | Careful. Sink that one and you go down with it. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1502 | Hey! Careful with that cue planet! | 1.2358 | 0.04909 | 123 | 101 | 15 | 7 |
1503 | In the beginning, there was chaos. | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
1504 | Their astrologers will never see this coming. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1505 | Not to be a know-it-all but, you really should have at least one foot on the floor while making a shot. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1506 | And these silly humans keep calling the pockets “black holes”. | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1507 | easy there pal, i still want to see avatar 3 | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1508 | I thought you said you were playing Asteroids. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1509 | I told you to take Pluto off the table. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1510 | Just don't float that ball over the United States. | 1.2348 | 0.04793 | 132 | 109 | 15 | 8 |
1511 | You can't just go around interrupting my games | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
1512 | Can you believe those idiots think you guys are bowling? Jesus! | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
1513 | New Commandment: Stop saying "Big Bang" every time you sink one! | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1514 | You simply cannot cancel gravity jsut to play 8-ball. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1515 | We don't change the rules because Einstein goes into a sulk for a week. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1516 | You have to maintain at least one foot on a cloud at all times. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1517 | I step away for two eons—TWO—and this is how you treat my creations? | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1518 | Just a tap, Ernie. Leave the big bangs to me. | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1519 | I told you not to rely on Earth for anything! | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1520 | And don't let me catch you playing dice either! | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1521 | We don’t play dice… or pool with the universe | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1522 | Blessed are those who scratch | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1523 | Wait! I haven't invented chalk. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1524 | I said no more playing until you find Pluto! | 1.2347 | 0.05766 | 98 | 82 | 9 | 7 |
1525 | You do realize that if you sink that earthball, there will be so many of you up here that this table will be busy for the entire Millenium, right? | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1526 | We’ve been screwing around with Earth for centuries. Why don’t you two pick on Jupiter for a change. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
1527 | Remember there’s no ball return up here. | 1.2342 | 0.05112 | 111 | 91 | 14 | 6 |
1528 | When you kids are done playing, make sure to put them back where you found them and cover the table | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1529 | No floor, no ‘one foot on it’ rule. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
1530 | Climate change in the side pocket. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
1531 | You have to call your pocket! Otherwise everything is random. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
1532 | The guy downstairs has made it perfectly clear that Cheaters never prosper | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
1533 | What do you mean Pluto isn't a planet, I though they brought it back?! | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
1534 | Be careful, The last time you played this game you lost Pluto. | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
1535 | One foot on the cloud. Or are you not familiar with the Eleventh Commandment? | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1536 | I TOLD you the earth isn't flat. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1537 | I’ve told you many times you’re not good enough to be playing Earth that way, and lots of people are going to get badly hurt and that’s going to affect our reputation. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1538 | Oh! But me using my Omnipotent power was frowned upon! | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1539 | Foul…. You have to have at least one foot on the cloud | 1.2333 | 0.04054 | 120 | 93 | 26 | 1 |
1540 | No "English" needed on that one, it's already spinning out of control. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
1541 | I thought I told you to give Earth a bit of a break. | 1.2333 | 0.04483 | 90 | 69 | 21 | 0 |
1542 | He's got one thunderbolt of a break shot. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1543 | Banking Mars without Bezos is strictly forbidden! | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1544 | First you taunted them with balloons. Now what? You want to screw with their orbits? Grow up! | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1545 | Let's see you make a Constellation. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
1546 | Gabriel, this your last warning. One foot must remain contact with the cloud at all times. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1547 | Can't wait to hear what their astronomers dream up to explain this! | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
1548 | Now, both feet on the clouds! | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1549 | Rip the felt and you're going to Hell! | 1.2328 | 0.05101 | 116 | 96 | 13 | 7 |
1550 | Leave it to Angels to play all the angles | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1551 | Fair warning: The earth is warped. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1552 | Einstein didn’t say anything about pool. | 1.2326 | 0.06336 | 86 | 73 | 6 | 7 |
1553 | Not again! There was a lot of grumbling down there when you pocketed Pluto. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1554 | I don't see the attraction. | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
1555 | You know the rules. The cue ball is Mercury. | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
1556 | Both feet on the clouds. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1557 | You’ve lost it too many times, so I’m declaring Pluto is no longer a planet. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1558 | So this is how my naughty children caused my favorite planet to tilt on its axis! This will cause constant climate change. | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
1559 | Are you sure you want to do that? | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
1560 | Guess who's Jewish? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
1561 | No Michael, that's Earth. You only get one shot! | 1.2317 | 0.06328 | 82 | 69 | 7 | 6 |
1562 | Be gentle with Earth, they are still recovering from the pandemic. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
1563 | You can't play 9-Ball with only 8 balls! | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
1564 | knock it off | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
1565 | In my day we all played 9-Ball. | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
1566 | I’ve told you, you cannot play without Pluto, regardless of what the so-called scientists say. | 1.2316 | 0.05883 | 95 | 80 | 8 | 7 |
1567 | Angels smangels – we don’t run a pool hall here. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
1568 | Gabriel, you know the rules in this pool hall: feet must always be firmly planted on a cloud. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
1569 | You know full well that this is reserved for Me and the Evil One in the end times! | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
1570 | Which pocket? It’s a miracle you earned your wings. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
1571 | No, no, no, I invented the black hole - I get to destroy the planets. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1572 | You're giving it too much english. | 1.2315 | 0.05197 | 108 | 89 | 13 | 6 |
1573 | How many times must I remind you Gabriel, both feet on the floor! | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1574 | Azrael, feet on the floor or it's a scratch. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1575 | Feet on the clouds at all times! | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
1576 | That's not what they're for! | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
1577 | This is why you wanted to earn your wings? | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1578 | Both feet on the floor, Moroni. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
1579 | Trouble, you got trouble, right here in Celestial City! With a capital "T" and that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool.... and you pocketed Pluto!! | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
1580 | Use a bridge like everyone else. | 1.2308 | 0.06068 | 91 | 77 | 7 | 7 |
1581 | If you don't make this shot, it will eventually sink itself. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
1582 | You think this is a game? You think I just have a hand in my pocket? | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
1583 | No, actually, this is just a game! | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1584 | See? Einstein was right - God doesn't play dice with the universe! By the way, ya gotta call that corner.... | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1585 | When I said to bring something up from the underworld, I was thinking of a person... | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1586 | Ok Gabe! I’ll let it go this time, but remember: One foot on the floor. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
1587 | The dinosaurs had a good run. | 1.2308 | 0.05061 | 117 | 97 | 13 | 7 |
1588 | Pool is okay, but I promised Einstein no dice games. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1589 | It’s that bad there? | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1590 | Hey you two, that's MY job. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
1591 | Thanks to Pluto being downgraded, we can play 8 ball again. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1592 | Stop it, you two! The last time you pulled this stunt Pluto got downgraded. | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
1593 | The physics is just not going to allow that to happen. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1594 | How can the stars align if you keeping banging the planets around? | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1595 | I told you we had enough space for a pool table. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1596 | I know they’ve misbehaved but try not to send them into a black hole any sooner than necessary | 1.2301 | 0.05184 | 113 | 94 | 12 | 7 |
1597 | Again, how did we managed to lose the 9 ball? | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1598 | I grant you courage to play against G-d and wisdom to accept defeat. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
1599 | You'd better not scratch - last time it caused a global pandemic! | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1600 | Thou shalt have at least one foot on the floor! | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
1601 | Now they'll have to stop using that simple-minded dice analogy. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
1602 | I call the shots around here ---that's too much spin on Earth! | 1.2299 | 0.06052 | 87 | 73 | 8 | 6 |
1603 | Get used to it. It's a man's world. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
1604 | This version of planet fitness is much better. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
1605 | Clearly, we all know which one the 8-ball is, riiight? | 1.2299 | 0.06052 | 87 | 73 | 8 | 6 |
1606 | Dice, I said! On Mondays we play dice with the universe! | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1607 | They'll never guess this is how the dinosaurs really went extinct. | 1.2295 | 0.04909 | 122 | 101 | 14 | 7 |
1608 | Try another. That one's already sunk! | 1.2295 | 0.04162 | 122 | 96 | 24 | 2 |
1609 | What ever you do, don't put more spin on that one than it already has. | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
1610 | What will it take for them to see death and destruction isn't a game? | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
1611 | That's playing it pretty fast and loose with the fate of the universe, don't cha think? | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
1612 | Thanks for asking, but it’s not my game. I like playing dice with the universe. | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
1613 | I use to be unbeatable at 9 ball until Pluto got the boot | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
1614 | Of course Pluto is a planet. No Pluto, no nine ball! | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
1615 | What on Earth are You aiming to do that I couldn't? | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
1616 | What do you mean my ninth planet was "too small to play with"! | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
1617 | Hey, no scratching Earth! | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
1618 | …with a capital G that stands for me, so no more pool! | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
1619 | Aren't you supposed to be Marjorie Taylor Greene's guardian angel? | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1620 | You don't get to hover over the table. Hovering is cheating. | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
1621 | Mother Earth is NOT going to be happy with you two! | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1622 | For you two - wrath of God will have a new meaning! | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1623 | I see you ate another apple | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1624 | Remember last time when the stick slipped and it went sailing across and they all thought it was an ‘interstellar visitor?’ Hilarious. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1625 | No! I never said they'd be to scale! Blame somebody else for a while! | 1.2286 | 0.05457 | 105 | 88 | 10 | 7 |
1626 | This is fun, but I do miss playing 9-ball. | 1.2283 | 0.04768 | 127 | 105 | 15 | 7 |
1627 | No, Gabriel, you have to sink them in order - Mercury first! | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1628 | Firstly, the planets must be aligned, boys! | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1629 | Which one of you knocked Pluto off the pool table? | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1630 | In what universe is this OK? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1631 | How many times do I have to say it? Do not play around with your homework! | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
1632 | Are you going to play or just keep arguing about a ninth one? | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1633 | Ever hear the at least one foot on the floor rule? | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
1634 | Well, Missy, as a matter of fact, I AM the boss of you. | 1.2278 | 0.06483 | 79 | 67 | 6 | 6 |
1635 | Hit it in the Fertile Crescent. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
1636 | What about a game of dice, Mr. Einstein? | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
1637 | Planet or not.. It's NOT 9 ball without Pluto!! | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
1638 | Now, I said eighth planet from the sun. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
1639 | Where’s the nine ball? | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
1640 | Okay. Just don’t play dice with the Universe. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
1641 | I didn’t create the earth just for you to play with it! | 1.2273 | 0.05271 | 110 | 92 | 11 | 7 |
1642 | Creationism, yes. But recreationism, absolutely not. | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
1643 | Is this the way to spend your day when there is work to be done? | 1.2273 | 0.05271 | 110 | 92 | 11 | 7 |
1644 | Thou shalt not screw thy neighbor. | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
1645 | You know the rules - at least one foot on the floor! | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
1646 | Recreation? Really? | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
1647 | Wow, you’re really heating up! | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
1648 | Let's get this straight. I don't play dice with the Universe and you don't play pool. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
1649 | I command that you may not play without Pluto! | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1650 | Stop winging it! | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
1651 | Ok , my perfect angels, what did you do with Pluto? | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
1652 | Global warming will take care of that one. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
1653 | Feet on the Floor, Gabriel | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
1654 | Maybe we can give Earth a rest for a few millennia and practice our bank shots with Mars and Saturn for a bit, hmmmm? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
1655 | Earth has had enough earthquakes. Why don't you pick on Jupiter for a change? | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
1656 | Next time, I'll break. | 1.2266 | 0.04734 | 128 | 106 | 15 | 7 |
1657 | This clearly falls under the dice prohibition. | 1.2266 | 0.04466 | 128 | 104 | 19 | 5 |
1658 | Revelations definitely didn't see this one coming | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
1659 | ...Anyway, I'm pretty sure the humans are already on the way out, so it's no big deal. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1660 | For the last time, if I can't play dice with the universe, you can't play pool with the solar system either | 1.2264 | 0.05240 | 106 | 88 | 12 | 6 |
1661 | I didn't bring you up here to waste time playing pool! | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1662 | You're not playing until you return Pluto! | 1.2264 | 0.05240 | 106 | 88 | 12 | 6 |
1663 | Just because you can line up the planets, doesn’t mean you can win in pool. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1664 | If these planets aren't back revolving around the sun in three seconds, you can forget about the hot cross buns for dessert. | 1.2262 | 0.06416 | 84 | 72 | 5 | 7 |
1665 | Very funny.... people have messed up the Earth enough and now you two are doing THIS? | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
1666 | You’ve lost Pluto as a planet. Do you want to lose Mars too? | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
1667 | I used to shoot pool better when I drank, too. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
1668 | One foot on the cloud, Gavin! | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
1669 | We all know where you are, but rules are rules. | 1.2261 | 0.04950 | 115 | 95 | 14 | 6 |
1670 | I command you to cue with Pluto. | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
1671 | What do you mean, you're not playing 'Copernicus' rules? | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
1672 | That's OK, but no playing dice with the universe! | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
1673 | Who gave you permission to play with this solar system? | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
1674 | Hey, we also don't play pool with the universe. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
1675 | For the love of God, that's not what Einstein meant! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
1676 | You’re shooting out of orbit. | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
1677 | I don’t suppose anyone here knows why I almost just rolled my ankle stepping on Pluto on the next cloud over. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
1678 | This is why Saturn shouldn’t have rings. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1679 | Feet firmly in the clouds. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1680 | Now Peter, you know you need to keep one foot in the clouds to play "Planets". | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1681 | Trouble. It starts with “T” and it rhymes with “P” and that stands for Pool! | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1682 | Hey, I already told you: no Pluto, no Nine Ball. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1683 | I feel like gods judging me | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1684 | Hark! Shoot the Earth into the side pocket. | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
1685 | Dear Me, what have you been doing? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1686 | The first rule of any hustle is letting them think they can control the outcome. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1687 | Ugh, no more big bangs. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1688 | They might think it's Climate Change, but we know it's just Corner Pocket! | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1689 | On earth as it is in heaven, the durned cue ain’t blue. » | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1690 | So, on the forth day, let the earth be sunk in a side pocket. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1691 | The untold story of Lucifer’s banishment… | 1.2250 | 0.05085 | 120 | 101 | 11 | 8 |
1692 | It’s created for angles, not angels! | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
1693 | Cataclysm corner pocket! | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
1694 | You think I can align the planets? | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1695 | You like eight ball. Let’s call it earth ball. | 1.2248 | 0.04296 | 129 | 104 | 21 | 4 |
1696 | What have I told you about Earth leaking all over the felt? | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
1697 | Hold on! Where's the Moon ... I mean cue ball? | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
1698 | God also does not play pool with the universe. | 1.2247 | 0.05926 | 89 | 75 | 8 | 6 |
1699 | What in Heaven's name is this! You know I don't play dice with the universe. | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
1700 | You must have one foot on the cloud! | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
1701 | God does not play dice or pool for that matter with the universe. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
1702 | That Einstein guy was right, I never play dice | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1703 | You know the urgency of saving all the lost souls out there and you go play? | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
1704 | I think you better let the inhabitants know before you sink it. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1705 | Both feet on the floor and no wings on the table. | 1.2245 | 0.05529 | 98 | 82 | 10 | 6 |
1706 | Einstein said I don't play dice. He was right but that's because he picked the wrong game. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
1707 | This lesson will teach those people that the Earth is not flat | 1.2243 | 0.05196 | 107 | 89 | 12 | 6 |
1708 | I don't roll the dice AND I don't shoot pool! | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
1709 | God might not play dice with the universe… but Daddy needs a new pair of shoes! | 1.2243 | 0.05196 | 107 | 89 | 12 | 6 |
1710 | No Pluto, no nine-ball. Don’t blame me. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
1711 | Are you sure about this shot? I't looks hellish to me... | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
1712 | It ain't really nine-ball without Pluto. | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
1713 | You know the rule: one foot on the floor! | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
1714 | Don’t you know there are laws about this ? | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
1715 | Three-ball planet in the corner black hole pocket. | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
1716 | How many times do I have to tell you Gabriel, no hovering allowed....you have to use the bridge like all the others. | 1.2240 | 0.03913 | 125 | 98 | 26 | 1 |
1717 | Of course I can join you. It's dice I don't play. | 1.2240 | 0.05063 | 125 | 106 | 10 | 9 |
1718 | Uh-uh, Gabriel. One foot on the floor. | 1.2235 | 0.06121 | 85 | 72 | 7 | 6 |
1719 | Hit the English with some english. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
1720 | Lucifer, you must have one foot on the cloud " | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
1721 | Enough with the innocent act, Angeline. Nobody's forgotten that your push shot is the reason Noah needed an ark. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
1722 | Sink this and Pluto’s out! | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
1723 | I said rearrange the plants, not the planets. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
1724 | Now I know why we have fewer planets. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
1725 | God does not play bank shots with the universe. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
1726 | I don't play dice with the universe either. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
1727 | Be very careful with that one. It tends to spiral down toward Hell. | 1.2234 | 0.05691 | 94 | 79 | 9 | 6 |
1728 | Good choice. It's doomed already. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
1729 | Whatever! But don't play with apples. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
1730 | But do not line them up again for your trick shots. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
1731 | Next time, use the elevated bridge." | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
1732 | Don't you know that a cue ball with a halo is not out to win the game? | 1.2233 | 0.04348 | 103 | 81 | 21 | 1 |
1733 | This is NOT River City, Iowa. | 1.2233 | 0.05507 | 103 | 87 | 9 | 7 |
1734 | Devil ... Angel ...hustler ... a scratch is a scratch. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
1735 | Whatever happened to that 9 ball anyway? | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
1736 | I ask thee thrice: are ye a hustler? | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
1737 | Gabriel! One foot on the floor. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
1738 | Stop calling me "Cue Ball" and where in the heavens is Pluto? | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
1739 | Children, please. The Milky Way is reserved for the Saints. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
1740 | Let's see what Einstein has to say about THIS! Dice, indeed.... | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1741 | Zeus confronts the Pool Angels: “You two are causing chaos in the universe!” | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
1742 | Finish your game later. Earth has a problem: George Bailey." | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
1743 | At least we're not playing dice with the universe. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1744 | You must keep one foot on a cloud at all times! | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
1745 | Hey, what happened to Pluto? | 1.2222 | 0.05151 | 108 | 90 | 12 | 6 |
1746 | Are we forgetting how the asteroids used to be a planet until your last little game?" | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
1747 | Sink the earth by hitting it into the corner pocket, not by spreading Marxist propaganda. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1748 | Pluto counts for half a point. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1749 | Whoa, whoa, you rack the universe - I’ll break. | 1.2222 | 0.05865 | 90 | 76 | 8 | 6 |
1750 | This is so much more fun than dice! | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
1751 | Who told you it was OK to play God with the universe? | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
1752 | Next thing I know, you'll be masquerading as UFOs around the galaxy on your skateboards. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
1753 | Once it's gone, there's no taking back! | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1754 | God doesn’t play games with the cosmos… but angels do! | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
1755 | I could have made that exact same shot, with my back turned, while cutting Lucifer off from the beer, and no cue stick! | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
1756 | C'mon, let me take this one. I've had like two beers. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
1757 | Whoever sunk the Sun ball better find it, and get those planet balls into orbit, before you have to buy a new set of planet balls. | 1.2222 | 0.05865 | 90 | 76 | 8 | 6 |
1758 | Go ahead, see if I care. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1759 | One foot on the floor, and no hovering! | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
1760 | Yeah for $150 on eBay I just had to get it for the God Cave. Jon Torpey NC | 1.2222 | 0.06086 | 81 | 68 | 8 | 5 |
1761 | If you want to keep those wings, call your planet and keep one foot on the cloud. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1762 | Archangel Michael, you know God's rules. We play neither dice nor billiards with the f*cking universe! | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
1763 | I had them all lined up for you last June!” | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
1764 | Remember what happened when you sunk Pluto! | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
1765 | Despite what you may have heard, God doesn't play pool either! | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
1766 | You think you can play God? Wait until you see my crypto portfolio | 1.2213 | 0.04730 | 122 | 101 | 15 | 6 |
1767 | Get the lead out! Peter opens the gates at dawn! | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1768 | If I don’t play dice what makes you think I’d play pool? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
1769 | Cut it out, you guys. You know the earthlings are gonna blame your game playing on me. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
1770 | There's trouble! Right here in Angel City! Trouble with a capital T" And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool! | 1.2212 | 0.05458 | 104 | 88 | 9 | 7 |
1771 | And this time no miraculous shots. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
1772 | No dice. Now, no pool. | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
1773 | For Heaven’s sake, both feet in the floor! | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
1774 | My advice is to fly right and call your shots! | 1.2211 | 0.05635 | 95 | 80 | 9 | 6 |
1775 | just how bored are you? | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
1776 | Do you not recall what transpired with the ping pong incident!? | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
1777 | Yeah, I know I said "dice"... | 1.2211 | 0.04534 | 95 | 75 | 19 | 1 |
1778 | So, now you're wondering why some Earthlings think their world is flat? | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
1779 | He's right. I don't play dice. | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
1780 | Amen corner pocket | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
1781 | I said Orbit, not rack it! | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
1782 | No you're playing it wromg. Reposition yourself and use Uranus. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
1783 | I see you've learned the big break theory. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
1784 | No, don’t pocket the Earth! | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
1785 | When is it my turn, I don't have the patience of Jobe. | 1.2208 | 0.06568 | 77 | 66 | 5 | 6 |
1786 | You do realize those are black holes. | 1.2205 | 0.04317 | 127 | 103 | 20 | 4 |
1787 | This is BS! I'm not even allowed to play dice with the universe! | 1.2203 | 0.04835 | 118 | 98 | 14 | 6 |
1788 | Don't forget. Every time you pocket the eight ball, an angel gets a new pair of wings. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1789 | Now isn't this more fun than playing dice?! | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1790 | Nice setup eve | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1791 | I had other plans for that slate. | 1.2202 | 0.05108 | 109 | 91 | 12 | 6 |
1792 | Now don’t go scattering the universe! | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1793 | I said I don't play dice with the Universe, and that goes for planets, too. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1794 | Einstein was right. I don't play dice. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
1795 | I don't care if you think "dice" is a non-transverse metaphor. I said no games! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
1796 | Be careful, now! They don't need another World War, now do they?" | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
1797 | You are supposed to be using a moon for the cue ball. | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
1798 | You mean, all there is to planetary life is "That's the way the ball rolls?" | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
1799 | Hold on there,Sparky. The rules require one foot touching the cloud. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
1800 | Don't worry, I told them the shaking is from 'plate tectonics' | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
1801 | If you pray for a good game again we're pulling you from the lineup. And don't even think about thanking me for a win. | 1.2200 | 0.05427 | 100 | 84 | 10 | 6 |
1802 | Screwballs in the corner pocket. | 1.2200 | 0.05610 | 100 | 85 | 8 | 7 |
1803 | Not long ago we called this game 9-ball. | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
1804 | You said we don’t play dice. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
1805 | Hold off on that one, Joseph. That one will likely sink itself. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1806 | Last time you scratched, we lost the dinosaurs. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
1807 | You two think this is a game?…you haven’t stopped fooling around since the Big Bang. | 1.2195 | 0.06017 | 82 | 69 | 8 | 5 |
1808 | Keep playing it with my solar orbs and you will experience a big bang! | 1.2195 | 0.04551 | 123 | 101 | 17 | 5 |
1809 | All right… what have you kids done with Pluto? | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
1810 | Pocket the cue ball and it’s game over. | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
1811 | No, you're gaseous. She's terrestrial. | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
1812 | I created it as a planet, so please put Pluto back on the table. | 1.2193 | 0.04087 | 114 | 90 | 23 | 1 |
1813 | I may not play dice with the universe, but I do like a game of snooker | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
1814 | The rules clearly say you have to keep both feet firmly on the cloud. | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
1815 | its a cheat because you are not grounded. I don't care if you are an angel. grounded is the rule. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
1816 | Do you have something better to do while waiting for reruns of Its a Wonderful Life? | 1.2190 | 0.05410 | 105 | 89 | 9 | 7 |
1817 | Let's see how good you are at 9-ball now! | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
1818 | Well, yeah, we rigged the table pockets to float them over planet Earth, but they're not gonna blow up anything, they're just gonna keep them confused so they don't blow each other up… | 1.2190 | 0.05238 | 105 | 88 | 11 | 6 |
1819 | We need to rerack, Pluto is no longer a planet | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
1820 | So, this is your side hustle. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
1821 | Too easy – you can leave that one to sink itself. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
1822 | Don't you think the blue one has had enough punishment?! | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
1823 | Excuse me but I had the next quarter on the table | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1824 | I heard there was trouble Right here in Celestial City | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
1825 | Sink that one, you lose. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1826 | I said I made it for billions, not billiards! | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1827 | Pluto...where's Pluto? | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
1828 | Put planet Earth back in orbit right now! | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1829 | When you're done kids, put them back in orbit. | 1.2188 | 0.05581 | 96 | 81 | 9 | 6 |
1830 | Pocket the ball,these fools are not to be helped. | 1.2185 | 0.04329 | 119 | 96 | 20 | 3 |
1831 | I thought I told you: The APOOLCALYPSE set is permanently reserved for Me. | 1.2185 | 0.04647 | 119 | 98 | 16 | 5 |
1832 | What’s next? … Juvie? | 1.2184 | 0.05991 | 87 | 74 | 7 | 6 |
1833 | You know the rules. Both feet on the cloud at all times! | 1.2184 | 0.04455 | 87 | 68 | 19 | 0 |
1834 | After this round let's get some Blue Moons. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
1835 | Looks like someone's about to give Earth a whack, hope they don't cause a disaster! | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
1836 | Is this what happened to Pluto? | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1837 | Put a little English on the top. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1838 | Yesu! If you don’t cut that shit out, you’ll do time-out on Earth with the muggles! | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1839 | Have you been playing with Uranus again? | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
1840 | Got bored of dice already? | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
1841 | Between Trump and Putin, haven't they suffered enough? | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
1842 | Really? The Webb telescope is in for a big surprise. | 1.2178 | 0.05378 | 101 | 85 | 10 | 6 |
1843 | i told you---one foot on the floor! | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
1844 | You know it’s not like we can just re-rack them | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
1845 | Sorry! No nine ball allowed following Pluto's demotion. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
1846 | What are you waiting for? They’ve had enough chances. Corner pocket. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
1847 | Hey! Feet on the clouds. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
1848 | You heard Me. Bedtime! And back in orbit with them! | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
1849 | What the Hell is going on? | 1.2177 | 0.04660 | 124 | 103 | 15 | 6 |
1850 | Hey! Do you know how long it took me to make that? | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
1851 | Is this my cue to whoop your butts at pool? | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
1852 | I want you angels to play with the angles. | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
1853 | God doesn’t play dice OR billiards with the universe! | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
1854 | I said don't play pool with the universe | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
1855 | If I've told you before, I'll tell you again: Leave the Earth alone . . . | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
1856 | In 3 dimensions, please!! | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
1857 | There is no pool hustling allowed in heaven! | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
1858 | The trick is to conserve the angular momentum on the spin. | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
1859 | Nice feather shot. | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
1860 | No messiah shots, buddy! | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1861 | Hit it around the sun | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1862 | I suppose you have a good excuse? | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1863 | Remember, they think it's their planet. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1864 | I like when they go down the drain. | 1.2169 | 0.05950 | 83 | 70 | 8 | 5 |
1865 | Sometimes honey, wings and a prayer are just not enough. | 1.2169 | 0.05950 | 83 | 70 | 8 | 5 |
1866 | What day will you create the cue ball?” | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
1867 | For a real game, try playing dice with the universe. | 1.2169 | 0.05950 | 83 | 70 | 8 | 5 |
1868 | How many times did I tell you not to play with those? | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
1869 | The humans are livid, just when they've got this solar system thing figured out you go around and mess it up! | 1.2169 | 0.05950 | 83 | 70 | 8 | 5 |
1870 | 2 against 1, double or nothing. If you lose this time you have to get me Raquel Welch. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
1871 | Holy ghosted by your partner again? | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
1872 | Of course I don't play dice with the universe; I shoot pool. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
1873 | I said you could play pool, not cosmology! | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
1874 | Last warning! Mess with my balls again, I'll clip your wings ! | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
1875 | I ask you again Angel-in-waiting Sophia Angelica Isabella Francesca, are you a hustler? | 1.2165 | 0.05528 | 97 | 82 | 9 | 6 |
1876 | Well, looks like the solids are losing. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
1877 | The rules are the rules. | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1878 | Okay, who is the wise-guy? I made nine of them. | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1879 | Is it eight-ball or nine-ball? I can never keep that straight. | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1880 | halo,schmalo,you cheat one more time,you"re going down | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1881 | If DO YOUany one of you rips the felt, that one goes down to MTG'S office as an intern. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1882 | That’s not fair, your Elevation is an unfair advantage! | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1883 | When you said 'pool,' I thought you'd be swimming. | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
1884 | You know the rules: At least one wingtip much be touching a cloud when the tip contacts a world. | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1885 | You know the rules. No hovering. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1886 | I thought we'd agreed with Putin that he'd be the one closing the game. | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
1887 | I said Mass not masse´ | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
1888 | No wonder the Earth's gone to pot! | 1.2157 | 0.05329 | 102 | 86 | 10 | 6 |
1889 | The scientists here are complaining about you knocking about the universe. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
1890 | So you see, Professor Einstein, it's not DICE that I play with the universe... | 1.2157 | 0.05144 | 102 | 85 | 12 | 5 |
1891 | Have you thought about what happens to the dinosaurs? | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
1892 | Seriously , both feet must be grounded even if it is in a cloud. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
1893 | Please don't put backspin on that one. | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1894 | You kids wanna see a dead planet? | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
1895 | That's not how we move the stars and planets around the heavens. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
1896 | I don't play dice with the Universe, but I sure enjoy a bit of snooker now and again. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
1897 | Divine Intervention | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
1898 | Blue Balls' a winner... | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
1899 | No, Albert, I don't play dice... but I do play snooker! | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
1900 | OK, what did you do with Pluto? | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
1901 | It's not time to sink that one quite yet. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
1902 | Are you SURE that one is a planet? | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
1903 | Careful you don't scratch. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
1904 | Earth to Mars in the Corner Pocket | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1905 | A subtle reminder to spread your wings beyond Earth. | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1906 | Do NOT sink the earth into one of those black holes. It’s where most of our contributions come from. | 1.2150 | 0.05148 | 107 | 90 | 11 | 6 |
1907 | That's not what I meant when I said you should put a little English on it. | 1.2150 | 0.05148 | 107 | 90 | 11 | 6 |
1908 | Planetary pool will never catch on. | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
1909 | There's no crying in eight ball! | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
1910 | I'm starting to regret cancelling work for home! | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
1911 | So that's what really happened to Pluto. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1912 | You know the rules junior...one foot on the floor! | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
1913 | The Southern Baptist Convention will not let you practice your faith as a female pastor, but Title IX will protect you if you wish to pursue a career in field hockey or as a pool shark. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
1914 | You have to have your feet on the ground to play! | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1915 | Ha! And those mortals were worried about River City! | 1.2143 | 0.05141 | 112 | 95 | 10 | 7 |
1916 | I just heard from Picard. He wants to know what happened to the Q ball. | 1.2143 | 0.04096 | 112 | 89 | 22 | 1 |
1917 | I told you, I’m the only one who’s allowed to mess with them. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
1918 | Gabriel, how many times have I told you not to play with my solar systems? | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
1919 | You need at least one foot on the clouds. | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
1920 | Remember don't destroy Earth....they're doing it themselves. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
1921 | Careful with that cue. We don't want another dinosaur situation again! | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
1922 | Remember, the blue one is really the eight ball. | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
1923 | Who moved my dice?" | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
1924 | Try not to hit the Turkey- Syria side of the ball again. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
1925 | Try another, that one's already been sunk. | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
1926 | Which one of you lost Pluto? | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
1927 | There used to be nine! This why we can’t have nice stuff | 1.2135 | 0.05865 | 89 | 76 | 7 | 6 |
1928 | Up here “How about a friendly game?” means just that, so no smirking! | 1.2133 | 0.06090 | 75 | 63 | 8 | 4 |
1929 | No shirt , no shoes, no pool. | 1.2131 | 0.04542 | 122 | 101 | 16 | 5 |
1930 | Don't you jokers have some people to guard? | 1.2130 | 0.05104 | 108 | 91 | 11 | 6 |
1931 | I prayed, and this guy flew in | 1.2130 | 0.05104 | 108 | 91 | 11 | 6 |
1932 | Come on, Samuel. Let’s make Christians not suck again. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
1933 | Those are my balls to play with, not yours. | 1.2128 | 0.05634 | 94 | 80 | 8 | 6 |
1934 | Not as fun since they got rid of the little one | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
1935 | But it IS the end of the world if you scratch! | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
1936 | You do know that causes climate change? | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
1937 | Keep at least one foot on the cloud! | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
1938 | Keep your feet on the cloud son! | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
1939 | watch out boy there are people in it. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
1940 | For heaven’s sake, stop playing with them! | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
1941 | I hear you're a shooting star. | 1.2124 | 0.04254 | 113 | 91 | 20 | 2 |
1942 | Third Rock in the corner pock? You are aware, that’s the 8-ball on this table! | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
1943 | Ten dollars says you can't wipe out the dinosaurs in one shot. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
1944 | There are better ways to send a message. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
1945 | Hey, the rules say you have to keep one leg on the ground when shooting. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
1946 | I still prefer 'Spaceballs.' | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
1947 | House rules: – Pluto doesn't count | 1.2119 | 0.04144 | 118 | 95 | 21 | 2 |
1948 | Gently does it... remember what happened to the dinosaurs. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
1949 | Nine-ball was more fun. Neil deGrasse Tyson should have asked me before demoting Pluto. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
1950 | A lot of people feel like they’re being hustled down there. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
1951 | Now that we got rid of that crummy Pluto, it’s eight-ball every night! | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
1952 | One foot on the floor, you little _____. | 1.2118 | 0.06283 | 85 | 74 | 4 | 7 |
1953 | NOT ALLOWED! Both feet must be firmly planted on the cloud. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
1954 | How many times do I have to tell you?! The rule is both feet have to be touching the floor. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
1955 | Careful... that's the "8" Ball. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1956 | You're getting warmer! | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1957 | My house, my table, my rules: no pocketing the planets. Who let you in here in the first place!! | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1958 | Dangit! Why are the only women up here children?! | 1.2115 | 0.04024 | 104 | 82 | 22 | 0 |
1959 | Make sure you put everything back this time. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1960 | Thou shalt not play eight ball with the solar system! | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1961 | You only have 3 more years and then the nuns get a turn. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
1962 | HEY! How many times do I have to tell you guys that the End of Days pool table is for senior management only. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
1963 | One wing on the cloud, please. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
1964 | Strip pool. Really?" | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
1965 | I told you, that's the one I'm saving for a scorching heat death. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
1966 | I said 'global 'chaos, not 'universal'. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
1967 | Don't you two have some tortured soul to save? | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
1968 | It is called Earth; not Eight-ball. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1969 | What part of "You can't take it with you" did you not understand? | 1.2110 | 0.05061 | 109 | 92 | 11 | 6 |
1970 | I told you feet on the clouds until you master the cue stick then it's wings and a prayer! | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1971 | What’s next, a betting app for who gets in, and who’s sent down? | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1972 | Thats not the kind of cue tip he wants in his ear. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
1973 | Ask your Uncle Lucifer if I am kidding. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
1974 | The sweet spot is near the Mariana Trench. | 1.2105 | 0.04901 | 114 | 96 | 12 | 6 |
1975 | Can I remind you folks that God doesn’t play pool with the cosmos! | 1.2105 | 0.04221 | 114 | 92 | 20 | 2 |
1976 | You better not be playing for money! | 1.2105 | 0.06301 | 76 | 65 | 6 | 5 |
1977 | Did you scratch the moon?! | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1978 | Again you left out Pluto! | 1.2105 | 0.05578 | 95 | 81 | 8 | 6 |
1979 | You know, inhabitants down there on the 3 ball, who think this is the way the universe was created are considered crackpots. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
1980 | Player must have at least one foot in contact with the cloud for eternity | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
1981 | You gotta keep at least one foot on the cloud, Gabriel. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
1982 | Now, now, Gabriel. I get it if you want to destroy Venus or Mars, but do you really have the balls to destroy Earth? | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
1983 | Stop re-aligning the cosmos. That's my job. | 1.2101 | 0.04755 | 119 | 100 | 13 | 6 |
1984 | Is— is this supposed to be to scale? You made Earth bigger than Jupiter. JUPITER! And ice giants the same size as friggin Mercury? I just— At least get a damned foot on the floor or it’s an automatic scratch. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
1985 | Now remember: Pluto IS a planet and ALWAYS has been. | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
1986 | In my day, we used them to make a mobile. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
1987 | Ummm...there was a Pluto in that set. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
1988 | One foot on the floor, or we got trouble in River City | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
1989 | Einstein got it wrong! I do in fact play dice with the universe, not Nine-ball. | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
1990 | No not them, they wrote my biography | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
1991 | I told you kids to QUIT making me look arbitrary | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
1992 | I said, "Feet on the cloud--at all,times!" | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
1993 | If you sink the Earth, you can kiss your vacation goodbye, as 50% of the population will be lining up at our gates! | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
1994 | I'd rather you do this than play dice with the universe. | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
1995 | Just because Pluto is no longer a planet doesn’t mean you can use the solar system to play 8 ball. | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
1996 | You angels shouldn’t be playing the angles. | 1.2097 | 0.04172 | 124 | 101 | 20 | 3 |
1997 | . . . with a capital 'G' and that rhymes with 'P' and that stands for 'Purgatory'." | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1998 | I know which one of you said, OMG! | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1999 | And remember,Saturn won’t fit in the hole. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
2000 | If you're playing eight ball, you should take Pluto out. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2001 | Technically, there is no ground but your feet have to stay on it anyway. | 1.2095 | 0.05188 | 105 | 89 | 10 | 6 |
2002 | You know the last time this went on, someone scratched Pluto. | 1.2095 | 0.05188 | 105 | 89 | 10 | 6 |
2003 | If you scratch and sink Earth, it’ll be worse than climate change. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2004 | Big Break? ... No. (doesn't roll off the tongue) BIG BANG! (that's it!) | 1.2093 | 0.05758 | 86 | 73 | 8 | 5 |
2005 | Remember on the 1st day when I created light? The angle of reflection is equal to the angle of incidence. I thought I made that clear. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2006 | You’ll need the luck of the angels to sink that one! | 1.2093 | 0.05758 | 86 | 73 | 8 | 5 |
2007 | Your no angels ! | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2008 | If my billiard balls are floating in space right now you’re going to feel my wrath. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
2009 | for Christ's sake... not Earth! | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2010 | No way, Michael. That's a shot only I could make. | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
2011 | Angels in a pool hall are like atheists at a MAGA rally. | 1.2093 | 0.05758 | 86 | 73 | 8 | 5 |
2012 | Shooting pool during working hours is going to cost you your wings | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2013 | Hey! It’s my turn! | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2014 | Trouble with a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands for “POOL.” | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2015 | Who needs asteroids? | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2016 | Glorify Me by keeping one foot on the floor! | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
2017 | House rules, Pluto STILL counts! | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2018 | Sink it -- and sink it good. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2019 | I let you through the pearly gates and you immediately start hustling again? | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2020 | Eternity is a long time to repent for a misspent youth! | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2021 | '"This was more fun when Pluto was still a planet." | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2022 | Frankly, I’d rather play dice. Roberta Gatti, Washington, D.C. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2023 | Stop showing off using your wings to win. I can make them disappear in a matter of seconds. | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2024 | Careful-the last time you scratched, you wiped out the dinosaurs. | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
2025 | I don't care what the International Astronomical Union says, the game is 9-ball. Where is Pluto? | 1.2087 | 0.04703 | 115 | 96 | 14 | 5 |
2026 | No I won’t put a quarter on the table to hold my place in line. | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
2027 | Don’t put too much English on that one. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2028 | All right, but you better get back to work soon, or there will be hell to pay. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2029 | Don't hit that one, they'll sue. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2030 | No, Jim. Remember the rules. At least one foot on the cloud when you make your shot. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2031 | Wait a minute. You need one foot on the cloud!! | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2032 | Ya got trouble. I say trouble right here. It's a game of angles not angels. A devil's tool that rhymes with phool | 1.2083 | 0.04412 | 120 | 99 | 17 | 4 |
2033 | It was more fun with Pluto. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2034 | That’s a lie spread by the Devil. I never supported banning pool in River City. | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
2035 | How many times have I told you to not mess with Daddy’s work? | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2036 | Knock it off, remember what happened to Pluto? | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
2037 | OMG! | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2038 | Thou shalt keep one foot on the floor when striking the ball. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2039 | How can you play nine-ball without Pluto? | 1.2079 | 0.05324 | 101 | 86 | 9 | 6 |
2040 | How many times do I have to tell you, quit using Earth as the cue ball, it is screwing everything up down there. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2041 | Don’t you hit one of my balls! | 1.2078 | 0.06225 | 77 | 66 | 6 | 5 |
2042 | Go easy! Remember what happened with Pluto? | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
2043 | If you scratch, there'll be hell to pay! | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
2044 | Don't miss. You scratched last time and that knocked Pluto out of Earth's solar system. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
2045 | Since you scratched, Pluto will be put back.” | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
2046 | What do you mean, "Imagine a universe where you're not angels?!" You don't understand your own privilege. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2047 | Watch it with the bank shots. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2048 | My break starts the Big Bang one time and I'm banned from playing again. Lame. | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
2049 | And the corner pockets are black holes | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2050 | Did you really think you could hustle me? | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2051 | “When Moses comes up, don’t play for money.” | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2052 | Sorry, there's been a rule change. Pluto is off the table. | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2053 | So what if he got his wings! No cheating in heaven! | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2054 | Don't bank it! That's My job. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2055 | You know what happened the last time you played asteroids!! | 1.2069 | 0.04155 | 116 | 94 | 20 | 2 |
2056 | Not yet! I want to see what Elon will tweet next. | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2057 | Line up on Ireland and give it some English. | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2058 | How do you think life on Earth is going to turn out? Pocket or scratch? | 1.2069 | 0.05696 | 87 | 74 | 8 | 5 |
2059 | You do know you’re supposed to let me win, right? | 1.2069 | 0.04665 | 116 | 97 | 14 | 5 |
2060 | Thou shalt not use thy own planet as a cue ball. But what the hell? | 1.2069 | 0.05456 | 87 | 73 | 10 | 4 |
2061 | Yes. Earth sinks the entire solar system | 1.2069 | 0.05456 | 87 | 73 | 10 | 4 |
2062 | Be careful! You know where you go if you scratch! | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2063 | You can target Uranus, but don’t scratch. | 1.2069 | 0.05456 | 87 | 73 | 10 | 4 |
2064 | You're on. But if you miss it, I do that gag again where Trump gets elected. | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2065 | Nope! I said it’s all about the angLEs… | 1.2066 | 0.04533 | 121 | 101 | 15 | 5 |
2066 | According to Einstein, I don’t play pool with the metaverse. | 1.2066 | 0.04533 | 121 | 101 | 15 | 5 |
2067 | I miss 9-ball too but Pluto still isn't a planet. | 1.2065 | 0.05473 | 92 | 78 | 9 | 5 |
2068 | I can't keep up with all the prayers I'm receiving! Can't you play with a different solar system? | 1.2065 | 0.05473 | 92 | 78 | 9 | 5 |
2069 | I don't care how much of a gimme the shot is, only I can send the earth hurtling toward the sun! | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2070 | I don't play dice with the universe and I don't play pool with it either. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2071 | Put a little English on that one. Or French, or Spanish... | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2072 | Just when heliocentrism was catching on... | 1.2065 | 0.04244 | 92 | 73 | 19 | 0 |
2073 | Any of you Einstiens up for a game of Yahtzee? | 1.2065 | 0.05687 | 92 | 79 | 7 | 6 |
2074 | How big was that bang! | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2075 | If you're trying to put some English on that, just remember it's the whole planet you're hitting. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2076 | I have big plans for this space. I’m having a wet bar installed next week. | 1.2065 | 0.05687 | 92 | 79 | 7 | 6 |
2077 | Don't ruin their daylight savings time | 1.2065 | 0.05473 | 92 | 78 | 9 | 5 |
2078 | Only six pockets, that is NOT holey enough... | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
2079 | Every time you pocket the Sun the entire solar system goes dark. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2080 | Gabriel, that's cheating. And give the poor Earth a break, and push that cuestick into Uranus. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2081 | No, no., no. Mars belongs in the side pocket. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2082 | Now that's good. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
2083 | No dice! | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2084 | If I’m not going to play dice with the universe, what makes you think this is okay? | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2085 | Elon, just because you can do it doesn’t mean you should do it. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2086 | Aha! So it’s you two causing all the problems on Earth! | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
2087 | Are you mocking me? | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2088 | Try not to hit New Jersey. It gets enough abuse. | 1.2055 | 0.06156 | 73 | 62 | 7 | 4 |
2089 | Dice schmice, rack'em Gabe. | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
2090 | Not so fast. There may be intelligent life on one of these worlds. Eventually. | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2091 | You tear the felt, you and your pretty blue ball can GET LOST. | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
2092 | This isn't what I meant when I said to stop playing dice! | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
2093 | Someone just showed up at the gate with a head wound | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2094 | Stop! One foot should at least touch the cloud. | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2095 | This is why we can’t have anything nice! | 1.2051 | 0.05873 | 78 | 66 | 8 | 4 |
2096 | Gravity without gravitas? It's always a game with you two. | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2097 | Go easy on that one, they're already destroying themselves. | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
2098 | You may be celestial beings, but scratching the sun is against the rules. | 1.2051 | 0.04629 | 117 | 98 | 14 | 5 |
2099 | Put some English on it. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2100 | This time with more backspin to make it do that thing where it reverses time. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2101 | Last time you two played around, Uranus ended up on it’s side. | 1.2048 | 0.05878 | 83 | 71 | 7 | 5 |
2102 | Dice, no. But pool? Hell yes! | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2103 | Not too hard. You don't want to make another indention the size of Death Valley. | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2104 | No wonder Earth has taken such a beating. | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2105 | Hey, no cheating. You have to keep one foot on the cloud. | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
2106 | Loser goes to hell. Winner gets my job. | 1.2045 | 0.05636 | 88 | 75 | 8 | 5 |
2107 | Put those back the way that they were, now! Copernicus is about to be born. Don't mess this up for him. | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2108 | The winner gets the constellation prize | 1.2045 | 0.04617 | 88 | 71 | 16 | 1 |
2109 | So, is Pluto behind the 8 ball? | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
2110 | I suppose you’ll now want to start smoking cigars | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2111 | No hope there! | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2112 | You're about to wipe out the dinosaurs, you know. | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
2113 | Dads mad that we moved earth again. | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2114 | I won't need any heavenly help. It's just a matter of math and physics!" | 1.2045 | 0.04617 | 88 | 71 | 16 | 1 |
2115 | I can't turn my back on you, Satan, for one minute can I? | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2116 | As the world turns .... | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2117 | So, you pocketed Pluto, and it's no longer a planet? | 1.2043 | 0.05630 | 93 | 80 | 7 | 6 |
2118 | This game was invented by That Guy Down There and I won't have it! | 1.2043 | 0.05630 | 93 | 80 | 7 | 6 |
2119 | Watch it, Gabriel. Lucifer sank one in that corner pocket and you know what happened to him. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2120 | I'm looking for Leroy Brown. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2121 | Cheater! I saw you work that miracle! | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2122 | What I said about dice goes for billiards also! | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2123 | Am I being husseled? | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2124 | There’s no such thing as a recreation myth! | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2125 | Do not forget, You need two feet on the floor! | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2126 | mary? yeah, i fucked mary | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2127 | Unfair advantage! | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
2128 | We don’t play dice or any other games with the Universe. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2129 | So you are working on your Hail Mary shot? | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2130 | Don't hit the balloon. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2131 | Really? Without me? | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2132 | To win with the blue-green one it helps to use a little english. | 1.2037 | 0.04110 | 108 | 87 | 20 | 1 |
2133 | Gabriel and Michelangelo, God does NOT play billiards with the universe! | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2134 | Careful...I just had the table resurfaced. | 1.2035 | 0.04199 | 113 | 92 | 19 | 2 |
2135 | You don't have a cue,do you? | 1.2035 | 0.04007 | 113 | 91 | 21 | 1 |
2136 | Let me guess. You call this move ‘the big bang.’ | 1.2034 | 0.04593 | 118 | 99 | 14 | 5 |
2137 | So it was you who sunk Pluto. | 1.2029 | 0.06390 | 69 | 59 | 6 | 4 |
2138 | NO wing flutter,it moves the balls | 1.2029 | 0.06390 | 69 | 59 | 6 | 4 |
2139 | Knock it off you two. Remember what happened to Pluto? | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2140 | Hey! I only count eight … Did one of you already sink Pluto? Or are you some of those “dwarf planet” types? | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2141 | I hate to spoil your fun, but those are planets you’re playing with. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2142 | So,here you are, playing with this forsaken corner of my universe. | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2143 | Hey I’m calling the shots here. Put Pluto back on the table! | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2144 | Just because I don't play dice, doesn't mean you two can play snooker!! | 1.2024 | 0.05561 | 84 | 71 | 9 | 4 |
2145 | You kids are messing with the universe again and now look. Q'anon is a thing! | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2146 | You need to keep one foot on the floor! | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2147 | Stop knocking Mercury into retrograde | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2148 | Be careful or you’ll put a rip in the time. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2149 | Before The Big Break, this table had only one tiny hole and no balls at all. | 1.2022 | 0.05577 | 89 | 76 | 8 | 5 |
2150 | When I said we should be pooling our resources, this is not what I meant! | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2151 | Idiot! We play DICE with the universe! | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2152 | Hey, I told y'all not to make every shot! | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2153 | Mind the glaciers. | 1.2022 | 0.04570 | 89 | 72 | 16 | 1 |
2154 | Careful, your last cue shot wiped out the dinosaurs. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2155 | I usually play dice, but I thought I'd give this a try. | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2156 | You be careful with Earth, kid. It was bad enough you knocking Pluto off the table. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2157 | For one last time: in our house Pluto will always be a planet! | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2158 | Rack 'em up again, Gabriel. I'm the only Big Banger round here! | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2159 | 'You knuckleheads scratch up My Cosmos, I'll take away those wings for the weekend.' | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2160 | Scratching Earth would save me the trouble. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2161 | That's not what I meant when I said you should take a cue! | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2162 | It’s more fun with exoplanets. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2163 | I told you not to use Uranus as the cue ball. | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2164 | Careful with that next shot- Earth is already behind the eight ball. | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2165 | You left all of the breakfast things on the counter for me to clean up! For that, I’m taking away Pluto! | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2166 | It won't hurt the planets, trust me. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2167 | Whoever looses goes to hell | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2168 | As you gosh darn well, know, Gabriel, our rules require that you have at least one foot on a cloud when you shoot! | 1.2021 | 0.05365 | 94 | 80 | 9 | 5 |
2169 | How many times do I have to tell you not to use Earth as a cue ball?! | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2170 | Careful there...if you hit it too close, it'll go into orbit. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2171 | It would be easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for you to hit this shot... | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2172 | They said I don't play dice, but pool is OK. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2173 | You can't put English on it. That's not inclusive. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2174 | This is a no spin zone. | 1.2021 | 0.05365 | 94 | 80 | 9 | 5 |
2175 | OK, but just until the big bang. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2176 | Hit it where the spy balloon is and you won’t scratch. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2177 | I'd say you have a wing and a prayer of making this shot, but I've seen the planets align like this before. It was on a Tuesday, about 65 million years ago. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2178 | Just because we don’t play dice with the universe doesn’t give you license to shoot pool! | 1.2020 | 0.04302 | 99 | 80 | 18 | 1 |
2179 | Cue the angels | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2180 | Grab the planets and let's head to the bowling alley. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2181 | Pool! It starts with P; that rhymes with T, and T stands for trouble. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2182 | I may play dice with the universe, but I draw the line at pool! | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2183 | Sorry, no more 9-Ball. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2184 | Does every shot have to be perfect? | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2185 | Winner get Almond Joy; loser gets Mounds. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2186 | Sorry, but that shot is a bridge too far. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2187 | top humming the music of the spheres. It's distracting. | 1.2018 | 0.04839 | 109 | 92 | 12 | 5 |
2188 | How many times have I told you before? You cannot play a game of nine-ball with only eight planets! Sheesh! | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
2189 | If you sink it, there will be Hell to pay! | 1.2018 | 0.04474 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
2190 | If that drops through the cloud you are both in trouble! | 1.2018 | 0.04839 | 109 | 92 | 12 | 5 |
2191 | I removed Pluto so we could have the intended version of eight-ball. | 1.2018 | 0.04474 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
2192 | No need to knock out earth. The humans are doing that themselves” | 1.2018 | 0.03976 | 114 | 92 | 21 | 1 |
2193 | Please, no backspin. We want the sun to set in the west on this one. | 1.2018 | 0.04524 | 114 | 95 | 15 | 4 |
2194 | Don't cause a Big Bang. | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2195 | 'Uranus to corner pocket' is not as funny as you think | 1.2017 | 0.04711 | 119 | 101 | 12 | 6 |
2196 | When you get older you can play God. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2197 | Hey, action by a pool cue is not one of my laws of the universe. | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2198 | Today was supposed to be my day off. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2199 | How many times do I have to tell you that Pluto is a dwarf planet and is not regulation in Afterlife Billiards. If you keep fucking around up here I will send you both down to hell with your father that killed you after he smoked those bath salts. | 1.2000 | 0.05312 | 95 | 81 | 9 | 5 |
2200 | The goal is to keep the Earth from sinking, but they sure make it hard, don't they? | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2201 | Make that and you're grounded. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
2202 | And on the eighth day, let there be a chance of winning my money back. | 1.2000 | 0.05741 | 90 | 78 | 6 | 6 |
2203 | Better angels. Bah! | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2204 | Don't you two think the Earth has already sunk itself? | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2205 | Stop busting my balls. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2206 | We don't play billiards with the universe, either. | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2207 | You’re going to need more than a miracle to make that shot. Steve Weiss, Chicago, Illinois | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
2208 | How many times do I have to tell you? Send the earth into the sun and I'll have to start over. Again | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2209 | I may play pool with the Universe, but I don't play dice. | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2210 | Trying to de-bug my algorithm? I laid out the laws of collision- where is the fun? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
2211 | I knew I shouldn’t have left you two alone – Earth is already in Mercury retrograde! | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2212 | Ya know what? Go ahead … I’m done. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2213 | This game was invented on that planet so use the queue ball to sink planets with, | 1.2000 | 0.05519 | 95 | 82 | 7 | 6 |
2214 | Ooooh....I like those balls. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2215 | We are taking a break from playing our harps! | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
2216 | Nah, this is too difficult. Let's just go with My Very Excellent Mom Just Served Us Noodles. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2217 | Nor do we play billiards with the solar system! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2218 | How'd you get it up here? | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
2219 | Well, there goes the dinosaurs! Now I have to start over with the mammals! | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2220 | Earth into Mars in the corner doesn’t count unless you have one foot on the floor. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2221 | ¨...and I don't play pool either¨ | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2222 | Your break was so good, earthlings are calling it ‘The Big Bang.’ | 1.2000 | 0.05134 | 110 | 95 | 8 | 7 |
2223 | We've got trouble. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2224 | You know damn well you must keep one foot on the cloud. | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2225 | Ya know -- ya go to hell if you scratch this shot, right? | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2226 | Don't you have some souls to save? | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
2227 | Foul Shot! Earth comes after Jupiter! | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2228 | I would expect this one to go into a hole easily. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2229 | If you scratch that, we're going to have more visitors. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2230 | I can reinstate Pluto if you want to play 9-Ball next. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2231 | Copernicus is going to roll over in his grave... | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
2232 | Nothing's gonna change that world ... | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2233 | Someone is cheating, and it can’t be me. | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2234 | I consider that the hours I spend with a cue in my hand are golden. | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
2235 | Your universe may be boring for you, but, you shan't mess around with mine. | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2236 | Gabriel, one foot on the floor and no jump shots. | 1.2000 | 0.05312 | 95 | 81 | 9 | 5 |
2237 | Make sure you hit it right in the putin | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2238 | Be careful what you wish for. | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
2239 | Do you have any idea how many Virgos you’re pissing off? | 1.2000 | 0.06576 | 75 | 66 | 3 | 6 |
2240 | Do you think I just threw those planets out there without a master-plan? Watch the game, kid. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2241 | Ever since you guys kicked pluto out of my solar system,it has become impossible to play planetary nine ball! | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
2242 | No . . . what I said was, “You don’t have a CLUE!” | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
2243 | NOW I know why people keep saying "God moves in mysterious ways". | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2244 | This game's got gravity, Gabriel, I can feel it! | 1.2000 | 0.05125 | 100 | 85 | 10 | 5 |
2245 | So who is behind the Q? | 1.1983 | 0.04452 | 116 | 97 | 15 | 4 |
2246 | He doesn't play dice, but He does enjoy a good game of pool with the Universe | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
2247 | This week is angles and moment? What happened to playing in the pool with wave propagation and curved space-time? People are going to get confused. | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
2248 | So I demoted pluto to make it 8-ball. | 1.1981 | 0.04530 | 106 | 88 | 15 | 3 |
2249 | This is God's game | 1.1981 | 0.04911 | 106 | 90 | 11 | 5 |
2250 | You not a balloon son, get feet on the ground. | 1.1981 | 0.04724 | 106 | 89 | 13 | 4 |
2251 | Watch the English on that one. | 1.1981 | 0.04114 | 106 | 86 | 19 | 1 |
2252 | No more trick shots with black holes. | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2253 | So who scratched the Fermi paradox? | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2254 | Foul! You have to use the the bridge, not your wings! | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2255 | Beware: God doesn't play pool with the universe! | 1.1980 | 0.03985 | 101 | 81 | 20 | 0 |
2256 | No pool till you've met your quota! | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2257 | There won't be any celestial shots in this game! | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2258 | How many times do I have to tell you? Feet on the floor Michael, feet on the floor. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2259 | I said that Earth was a screwball planet not a cue ball planet. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2260 | There was a time when I'd send all pool sharks to Hell. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2261 | No more Gaza Strip scratches, Gabe, or you’ll get a West Bank shot you won’t forget. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2262 | Well, here am I behind the eight ball once again. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2263 | These had better not be false gods before me! | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2264 | Are you guys playing "black hole" again? | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2265 | How many times do I have to tell you, Earth is the 8 ball and gets shot into oblivion last | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
2266 | On the seventh day we rest! | 1.1978 | 0.05234 | 91 | 77 | 10 | 4 |
2267 | You can't put Uranus in the back pocket! | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2268 | God plays neither with dice nor with pool balls masquerading as planets! | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2269 | Solids versus gases, eh? | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2270 | You've got a lot of balls to be playing with up here in Heaven... | 1.1978 | 0.04480 | 91 | 74 | 16 | 1 |
2271 | 'I leave for one age and come back to find this?" | 1.1978 | 0.05234 | 91 | 77 | 10 | 4 |
2272 | Remember what you did to Pluto. | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2273 | If you scratch I'll bring back the dinosaurs | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2274 | I thought I made it perfectly clear; you can play Billiards, Snooker, Carom or just plain Eight Ball, but never Chaos ! | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2275 | Did you want to break? | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2276 | One foot must remain on the clouds. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2277 | Remember to call your shot -- I'm over the whole "the gods are fickle" trope. | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
2278 | As soon as your game is over they need to go back into orbit! | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
2279 | Yes, my friends there’s going to be trouble, with a capital “T”… | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2280 | Billiards and Billiards | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
2281 | Clearly, someone needs to put some English on that Ball | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2282 | More Thunder! | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2283 | You're pretty good with the round ones. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2284 | God tries stand-up: So I tell Albert, look, no dice! So what does he go and do? I mean, give me a break. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2285 | I told you not to play with the Solar System--there are plenty of other galaxies out there! | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2286 | Don't bother, it'll get itself in. | 1.1975 | 0.04785 | 81 | 66 | 14 | 1 |
2287 | That's Ok but don't call it "English" anymore. | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2288 | I wouldn't take that shot while Mercury is in retrograde | 1.1975 | 0.05671 | 81 | 69 | 8 | 4 |
2289 | Be gentle! Remember what happened to Pluto? | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2290 | Go tell Einstein I may noy play dice, but I'm learning snooker. | 1.1975 | 0.04785 | 81 | 66 | 14 | 1 |
2291 | It's Back to the Cues for Angels Class!!! | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2292 | Ahem! You scratched, Billy. Get the full moon out of the corner pocket. | 1.1975 | 0.05671 | 81 | 69 | 8 | 4 |
2293 | No flying above the table! They might see you! | 1.1975 | 0.05671 | 81 | 69 | 8 | 4 |
2294 | It’s a scratch if you sink any in the black hole pocket! | 1.1975 | 0.05671 | 81 | 69 | 8 | 4 |
2295 | 'Both feet on the ground' is the rule!" | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
2296 | So this is why they keep praying for stardom! | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
2297 | Winner, Visit’s planet of choice. | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2298 | Your feet must stay on the ground | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2299 | No more planetary pool. Earth has enough problems without celestial meddling. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2300 | Nice going, guys! That last shot cracked open Pluto. Thanks to you, now it's no longer considered a planet! | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
2301 | By the time I was your age, I’d already created the universe! | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
2302 | Look, it’s 9 ball. We play by the rules. There is no asteroid ring. | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
2303 | I want you to stop playing games with the solar system. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
2304 | Did you finish your homework? | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
2305 | Shouting "Me Two" doesn't count in this game. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2306 | That's a Hail Mary shot! | 1.1964 | 0.04364 | 112 | 93 | 16 | 3 |
2307 | We lost the moon so we need a new cue ball. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2308 | If your dippy friend were really an angel, he'd know the rules require one foot in clouds. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2309 | Just because I don't play dice with the universe doesn't mean I want you to play pool instead! | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2310 | I said Do not play with the planets . | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2311 | Above all, remember, it’s just a game. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2312 | Now concentrate dammit! I spent all morning leveling out the table to make this a fair match. | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
2313 | I don’t care what Einstein said. I told you to play dice with them! | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
2314 | For the last time, it’s pronounced URanus. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2315 | When I gave you wings, I was expecting a better use of the solar system. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2316 | I never cared for dice. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2317 | Rather than playing around on your own, next time take a cue from me! | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2318 | I don’t play dice with them, but pool is OK. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2319 | It's not NICE to practice to beat Me! | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2320 | No, there is no 'thy shalt not hustle," but that doesn't make it right. | 1.1957 | 0.05182 | 92 | 78 | 10 | 4 |
2321 | Thou shalt hit Mars ball in corner pocket. | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2322 | I’ll put you in orbit, Missy! | 1.1957 | 0.04159 | 92 | 74 | 18 | 0 |
2323 | Damn it, Gabriel, you know the commandment: You must have at least one foot in contact with a cloud, or it's a sin! | 1.1957 | 0.04159 | 92 | 74 | 18 | 0 |
2324 | Earth, corner pocket...don't mind Mars | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2325 | Give it a rest | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2326 | Well, maybe God doesn't play dice with the universe... | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2327 | Do you realize how long it took me to find the right balance? | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2328 | The rules require feet on the cloud | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2329 | Who shot the Pluto ball out? | 1.1957 | 0.04437 | 92 | 75 | 16 | 1 |
2330 | That’ll teach me to take my name in vain. | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2331 | You're messing with the humans' theory of gravity. | 1.1954 | 0.05626 | 87 | 75 | 7 | 5 |
2332 | Still playing an entry level game? | 1.1954 | 0.05383 | 87 | 74 | 9 | 4 |
2333 | Those new billiard balls? | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2334 | She’ s shooting rings around you. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2335 | It's been seven days already. Can't you give it a rest? | 1.1954 | 0.05383 | 87 | 74 | 9 | 4 |
2336 | Careful with Earth, its inhabitants are leery of black holes. | 1.1954 | 0.05383 | 87 | 74 | 9 | 4 |
2337 | You know Pluto doesn't count | 1.1954 | 0.04276 | 87 | 70 | 17 | 0 |
2338 | Be an angel and tap very gently,there are nuclear weapons on there. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2339 | I see you’ve already pocketed Pluto. | 1.1954 | 0.05383 | 87 | 74 | 9 | 4 |
2340 | I asked you to show me your angle shot! | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2341 | You two!! LEAVE. TURKEY. ALONE. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2342 | Despite what those cretins below think, there is a nine ball. | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2343 | I was supposed to be next up! | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2344 | Uhm,…two feet on the floor, both wings folded! | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2345 | Dude, that's my universe; it's not a toy. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2346 | They've been asking for this for a long time | 1.1951 | 0.03769 | 123 | 100 | 22 | 1 |
2347 | Even humans have known the sun is the cue ball for,like,500 years. Please,read a science book. | 1.1949 | 0.04545 | 118 | 100 | 13 | 5 |
2348 | I didn't spend seven days making those for you to play 9 ball with them! | 1.1948 | 0.05857 | 77 | 66 | 7 | 4 |
2349 | If anyone is going to sink a planet around here, it's Me. | 1.1948 | 0.05857 | 77 | 66 | 7 | 4 |
2350 | I told you - no cosmic billliards. | 1.1948 | 0.05857 | 77 | 66 | 7 | 4 |
2351 | make sure not to put mercury in retrograde! | 1.1948 | 0.05857 | 77 | 66 | 7 | 4 |
2352 | No, I don't think it's funny to ask if you can kiss Earth of Uranus. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
2353 | When I said ‘we don’t play dice with the universe,’ I meant it as a broadly inclusive metaphor. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
2354 | Gabrielle, you know Pluto is the cue ball, not earth! | 1.1947 | 0.04680 | 113 | 96 | 12 | 5 |
2355 | You know the rules. At least one foot on in the clouds. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
2356 | Let my planets go! | 1.1947 | 0.04680 | 113 | 96 | 12 | 5 |
2357 | Where the hell is Pluto? | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
2358 | Someday you won't be on cloud nine. | 1.1944 | 0.04697 | 72 | 58 | 14 | 0 |
2359 | If you make that shot, we will chalk it up to a black hole. | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
2360 | 8-ball is your game, eh? So that's why you had them remove Pluto? | 1.1944 | 0.04826 | 108 | 92 | 11 | 5 |
2361 | Stripes or solids? | 1.1944 | 0.05814 | 72 | 61 | 8 | 3 |
2362 | I don't care if humans say it's not a planet, we need it for Pool! | 1.1944 | 0.06452 | 72 | 63 | 4 | 5 |
2363 | They say I don't play dice with the universe. | 1.1942 | 0.04153 | 103 | 84 | 18 | 1 |
2364 | Heaven rules: no flapping and one foot on the cloud | 1.1942 | 0.04153 | 103 | 84 | 18 | 1 |
2365 | You are using the gravitational pulls to beat me! | 1.1942 | 0.04986 | 103 | 88 | 10 | 5 |
2366 | Giving you all wings was a big mistake. Nobody takes behind-the-back shots anymore. | 1.1942 | 0.03917 | 103 | 83 | 20 | 0 |
2367 | I’ve warned you about using prayer to win. | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
2368 | What do you mean you miss Pluto? | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2369 | Thank me, they got rid of Pluto! Now we can play 8-ball. | 1.1939 | 0.05361 | 98 | 85 | 7 | 6 |
2370 | Planet pool? Four years of Angel School and it's Planet Pool? | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2371 | Kiss, Uranus, stick, and balls is not appropriate angel talk | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2372 | You scratch, and the Universe is mine! | 1.1935 | 0.04534 | 124 | 106 | 12 | 6 |
2373 | What happened to the quarter I put on the rail? | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2374 | Quit playing with Uranus and get back to work. | 1.1935 | 0.05353 | 93 | 80 | 8 | 5 |
2375 | Next we should play dice with the universe. | 1.1935 | 0.04119 | 93 | 75 | 18 | 0 |
2376 | Not necessary but may as well | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2377 | Hey, I'm the only one who gets to rest on Sundays! Put those things back in orbit! | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2378 | Well, you didn't say anything about playing billiards with the universe. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2379 | I'm telling you,they work better with skee-ball. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2380 | Careful! You might find yourself dancing on the head of a pin. | 1.1933 | 0.04182 | 119 | 99 | 17 | 3 |
2381 | No, I'm not making Pluto bigger so you can play nine-ball. | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2382 | I said 'Keep studying Paul," not "pool." | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2383 | Gabriel! I told you not to play for money! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2384 | This is where Copernicus schooled me on the Earth not being the center of the universe. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2385 | That's not what I meant "by take a cue"! | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2386 | No more fanning the ball with your wings! | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2387 | Are you really testing this nonsense of the Big Bang theory | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2388 | I'm thinking of switching to dice. | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2389 | I may not play dice with the universe, but I'm pretty good at 9-ball. | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2390 | Now, who's next? Let's see how I pocket the balls. | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2391 | Even here we use the bridge. | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2392 | Let’s see what the astrologists make of this one! | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2393 | Go ahead. The dolts will probably think it was an asteroid. | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
2394 | You scratch Earth, you live there...! | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2395 | I don't play pool with the solar system either! | 1.1927 | 0.04416 | 109 | 91 | 15 | 3 |
2396 | At least we're not playing dice | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2397 | OK ! Which one of you scratched on Uranus ? | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
2398 | I told you never to gamble against someone named after a city or a state. | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2399 | If you insist on playing God, I'm next! | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2400 | Well, so far you’ve gotten rid of Pluto! | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2401 | No matter how we align things, they will still blame it on "Mercury in retrograde" | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
2402 | No one but God puts Baby Earth in the corner! | 1.1923 | 0.05306 | 104 | 91 | 6 | 7 |
2403 | It's nice to see that someone's finally getting some use out of these things; they've been rolling around in my basement for four billion years. | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2404 | Earth’s already on a catastrophic collision course! | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2405 | For the last time, don't play with Uranus! | 1.1920 | 0.04355 | 125 | 106 | 14 | 5 |
2406 | Don't worry, it doesn't matter if it falls off the table! | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2407 | As heavenly bodies yourselves, haven't you heard of Kepler's Laws of Planetary Motion? | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2408 | Make sure your English spins it left to right. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2409 | How many times do I have to tell you: God DOESN”T play pool with the universe! | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2410 | Thank you, but when I sneeze, you do not get to say, "God Bless You". | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
2411 | One foot has to be on the cloud... | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
2412 | Just remember, if you don't put them back the way you found them nobody gets ice cream. | 1.1918 | 0.06062 | 73 | 63 | 6 | 4 |
2413 | Stop! They need to fix their own problems. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
2414 | It’s 90 seconds before midnight, after which it’s game over. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2415 | Stay away from my Venus! | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2416 | How many times do I have to tell you? Earth behind the 8 ball! | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2417 | I’ll let you both off with a warning because you’re white. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2418 | Hey! You can't play Nine Ball without Pluto! | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2419 | Excellent choice! They want to go to Mars so badly, let's 'help those who help themselves'! | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2420 | What do I always tell you kids: no detriment to the firmament! | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2421 | Four feet on the floor! | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
2422 | I don't mind you playing with the planets, but the next person who make a "Uranus" joke is going to hell for a week. | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2423 | Don't use Earth to spin Mars and Venus in the wrong direction! | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2424 | How many times must say this ! “Feet on the cloud “ | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2425 | Which one of you sent Jupiter down the black hole!? | 1.1910 | 0.05270 | 89 | 76 | 9 | 4 |
2426 | Just make sure the Blue One stays in play | 1.1910 | 0.05270 | 89 | 76 | 9 | 4 |
2427 | Do you have any idea how many days it took to make them? | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2428 | What do you mean, Earth is snookered? | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2429 | We don't play POOL with it, either! | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2430 | Sink Mars in the corner pocket, or I damn you! | 1.1910 | 0.05270 | 89 | 76 | 9 | 4 |
2431 | It’s my way of determining if new arrivals have misspent their youth. | 1.1910 | 0.05270 | 89 | 76 | 9 | 4 |
2432 | Haven't played this game since the formation! | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2433 | Today’s Sunday?! I could’ve sworn it was Saturday. I tell ya, these three day weekends always screw me up. | 1.1905 | 0.05482 | 84 | 72 | 8 | 4 |
2434 | This entire time, I thought the purpose of this game was to sink Earth. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2435 | Where the devil, did you learn to play this? | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2436 | Careful not to knock the cue ball into a pocket dimension | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2437 | Earth in the corner pocket... | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2438 | I want you to shoot a star! | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2439 | If you make this I’ll let you be Gabriel | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2440 | Because I don't play dice doesn't mean to play pool! | 1.1905 | 0.04310 | 84 | 68 | 16 | 0 |
2441 | I mean really, this is how you decided US elections? | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2442 | Well, I'll be damned! Einstein was right: God doesn't play dice with the universe! | 1.1905 | 0.04310 | 84 | 68 | 16 | 0 |
2443 | No, you have it wrong. Getting into heaven is a crap shoot, but keep your eye on Earth, where all-of-this, like here, makes little difference. | 1.1905 | 0.04081 | 105 | 86 | 18 | 1 |
2444 | No, in heaven we do not bend the rules. Feet on the floor. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2445 | That is not the cue ball | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2446 | Don’t get too aggressive, you already sunk Pluto. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2447 | Because if you get just the wrong amount of spin on it, it can have huge consequences. | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2448 | Hey,I haven’t invented pockets yet! | 1.1905 | 0.05738 | 84 | 73 | 6 | 5 |
2449 | Sorry, I don’t play dice or billiards. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2450 | I didn't create Earth to have you use it as the 8 Ball! | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2451 | To think, all this time I was so reticent to play god | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2452 | You sure you won't scratch? | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2453 | That one spins the wrong way. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2454 | Whatever you do, don't scratch - it isn't time. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2455 | And if we're over New York, you can now bet on this too. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2456 | I still don’t think this table is on the level | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2457 | There's going to be hell to pay if you cherubs can't find the missing 9th planet. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2458 | Pluto not a planet. Ha! The fools! | 1.1899 | 0.05996 | 79 | 69 | 5 | 5 |
2459 | How many times have I told you? You must keep at least one foot on the cloud. | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
2460 | "And they think things are tough now!" | 1.1899 | 0.05120 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
2461 | It's so boring to watch seeing that I have already ordained what will happen. | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
2462 | Foul shot. You must keep one foot on the cloud at all times. | 1.1899 | 0.05719 | 79 | 68 | 7 | 4 |
2463 | Remember, you are all made of stardust | 1.1899 | 0.05120 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
2464 | Hit it with a Covid shot. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2465 | Asteroid- side pocket. | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2466 | No, you can't use the planets that way ! | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2467 | Those humans will never know what hit them. | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
2468 | I suppose you have a copy of Captain Billy's Whiz Bang tucked under a cloud somewhere. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2469 | Careful with that one. If you scratch it, you've bought it. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2470 | This is not what I meant when I said I don't play dice with the universe. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2471 | Solar systems are fair game, Einstein. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
2472 | You only said we can't play dice with it! | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2473 | We don't play pool with the solar system! | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2474 | I may not play dice, but I’ve got a hell of a bank shot. | 1.1892 | 0.03734 | 111 | 90 | 21 | 0 |
2475 | This is NOT why I created these. Now, where's Pluto? | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2476 | If I've told you once, I've told you a million times... Pluto has no place on the planetball table. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2477 | Hey, aren't there supposed to be nine balls? | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2478 | You break it,you bought it. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2479 | Look, I know Elon Musk wants people to eventually leave Earth, but I think you're getting ahead of yourself here... | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2480 | Scratch that one. It's no good. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2481 | You know angels' second-class aren't qualified to try miracle shots, you might shoot someone's eye out for all eternity! | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2482 | Uh uh, you don't get a free shot | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2483 | You're going to join Lucifer if you're hustling me. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2484 | You need to keep one foot on the firmament. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2485 | No more games until you clean up the feathers you left in the the tunnel of light. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2486 | His days of calling all the shots are over, Lady. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2487 | Hey guys have you seen the-- for fuck's sake, this again? First you create the platypus behind my back and now this shit? You're gonna ruin the fucking felt! | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2488 | Ha! Newton thought he was so smart! | 1.1887 | 0.04263 | 106 | 88 | 16 | 2 |
2489 | Not a scratch on that one... | 1.1887 | 0.04263 | 106 | 88 | 16 | 2 |
2490 | What makes you think earth is the cue ball? | 1.1887 | 0.04469 | 106 | 89 | 14 | 3 |
2491 | Your next game is against an Astrologist | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
2492 | Michael,at least one foot on the cloud. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
2493 | And I’m only seeing eight planets why…? | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2494 | Billiards! You little-dude angels are so lame. For My sakes, there's a bowling alley on the next cloud. | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2495 | " Don't use up the blue chalk. I'm gonna need it for the Sky." | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2496 | Sure, Lucifer. Double or nothing. | 1.1882 | 0.05674 | 85 | 74 | 6 | 5 |
2497 | No cheating! | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2498 | No, I'm not going to flatten any planets just so you can play air-hockey. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2499 | For heavens sakes hurry up and shoot it | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2500 | Mars in the corner? $10 says Earth is a scratch. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2501 | After this, we go back to playing dice. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2502 | I call Earth around the sun times infinity. | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2503 | "Rearrange the planets on your own time. Now get back to work!" | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2504 | So, now you're playing 8-planet? | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2505 | We got trouble with a capitol T that rhymes with P and that stands for Pool! | 1.1881 | 0.05017 | 101 | 87 | 9 | 5 |
2506 | If you pocket Saturn, I’ll make you an Archangel. | 1.1881 | 0.04154 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2507 | This is not one of my better plans | 1.1880 | 0.04014 | 117 | 97 | 18 | 2 |
2508 | No, I'm not changing the rules because Pluto got dissed. | 1.1880 | 0.04014 | 117 | 97 | 18 | 2 |
2509 | Ok, ok you can finish the game but as soon as you do put the planets back where you found them | 1.1880 | 0.04193 | 117 | 98 | 16 | 3 |
2510 | So you’re telling me that every time you sink a side pocket shot an angel gets its wings? | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2511 | Great balls of fire,what are you doing? | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2512 | Look where you left the Earth | 1.1875 | 0.04490 | 112 | 95 | 13 | 4 |
2513 | Pray before you shoot | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2514 | A person's a person, no matter how small | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2515 | If we bring back Pluto, we can play a game of 9-Ball. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2516 | Winner goes first on cosmic pinball. | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2517 | Let's play dice instead. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2518 | My arms akimbo is your cue to get back to work. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2519 | Not “Earth.” It’s the 8-ball. | 1.1875 | 0.05196 | 96 | 83 | 8 | 5 |
2520 | Do that and you’ll be at the mercy of Newton and Einstein for all eternity. | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2521 | You cannot use telepathy in this game! | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2522 | Ok, so no playing dice with the universe, but also no pool with the universe, no cards with the universe, no jai alai with the universe, just in general gambling with the universe | 1.1875 | 0.05652 | 80 | 69 | 7 | 4 |
2523 | Use no cushion. | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2524 | Too much backspin and I am going to hear about it! | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2525 | "No trick shots, Lefty Light Foot!"! | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2526 | Magic wands are not acceptable cues. | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2527 | There is going to be trouble right here in river City. | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2528 | I thought I told you to get rid of Pluto | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2529 | You sure you want to eliminate another one? | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2530 | So, I told him I don't play dice with the universe. And that's how I outsmarted Eintsein. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2531 | One foot on the clouds or it doesn't count. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2532 | Remember, Pluto can be a real planet if we clear it’s surroundings. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2533 | When you are done, keep the game hole-filled! | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2534 | Just a warning...if you sink that blue ball, the entire game is over! | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2535 | I don’t play snooker with the universe either | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2536 | God does not play pool. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2537 | Now what do I tell Adam & Eve!? | 1.1867 | 0.05910 | 75 | 65 | 6 | 4 |
2538 | Earth is not the Cue Ball it's behind the Eight Ball in terms of survival. | 1.1864 | 0.04161 | 118 | 99 | 16 | 3 |
2539 | Whoa, whoa! One foot on the floor.” | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2540 | Ok, Pluto is gone. What's next? | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2541 | Just hope you're not mistaken for a ballon. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2542 | Take a leaf out of my book, Elon! | 1.1860 | 0.05363 | 86 | 74 | 8 | 4 |
2543 | How many times do I have to tell you NOT to fool around with the solar system?! | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2544 | The rules say you have to keep your feet on the floor | 1.1860 | 0.04533 | 86 | 71 | 14 | 1 |
2545 | Yeah that one needs a little bit of top, a little bit of side. | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2546 | Use less chalk, you already marred Jupiter. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2547 | I thought we agreed that Pluto was going to be the cue ball | 1.1860 | 0.04533 | 86 | 71 | 14 | 1 |
2548 | Earth has enough trouble without you poking it. | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
2549 | A bridge | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
2550 | ... what is it with you ?- keep your feet on the ground Goddammit... | 1.1857 | 0.06203 | 70 | 61 | 5 | 4 |
2551 | I thought I told you, don’t use Pluto. It’s not a planet! | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
2552 | This is how you treat my things? It's the only Earth we have! | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
2553 | I hate to bug you on the Seventh Day, but I have an idea about how to make the Garden of Eden more fraught. | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2554 | They don't need you to jump them off the table like you did Pluto. | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
2555 | Stop your confounded misspent youth, playing with a planet full of misspent youths! | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2556 | He didn’t say anything about angels playing pool… | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2557 | Remember, sending Mercury into retrograde will cost you your wings | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2558 | You know the rules, Gabriel. At least one foot on the cloud. | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
2559 | We've got trouble right here in Jordan River City. | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2560 | We need to remind those Earthlings Who is really in charge. Give'em your best shot! | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
2561 | You do realize what happens if you knock them into a black hole, right? | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2562 | Just knock ‘em around a bit. | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2563 | Twenty bucks says he misses it and a cataclysmic cosmological event ensues. | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2564 | Whichever of you lost Pluto is gonna have to face the Van Allen Belt! | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2565 | Do not put that in the side pocket. | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2566 | Einstein was kind of right...I don't play dice with the Universe | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2567 | Use the bridge! | 1.1852 | 0.04343 | 81 | 66 | 15 | 0 |
2568 | That's Mars Elon. You already shot the moon. | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2569 | Fine. Whoever wins gets to play God. | 1.1852 | 0.04343 | 81 | 66 | 15 | 0 |
2570 | We'll call 'em the crazy eights | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2571 | Try to leave that one alone. They'll sink themselves. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2572 | Am I right or am I right - this beat Yahtzee, hands down. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2573 | Don’t scratch the firmament. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2574 | I actually said "I didn't play POOL with the universe." And you two won't either, if you know what's good for you. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2575 | It was Nine-ball, but I got rid of Pluto. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2576 | "That does look like fun, but with this solar system I feel like just screwing around with a chatbot." | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2577 | I told you; I only play with dice. | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
2578 | Double chalk, and don't poke China. | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
2579 | Go ahead, pot it. We've got the next game. | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
2580 | Earth in the side pocket I doubt it. | 1.1845 | 0.04729 | 103 | 88 | 11 | 4 |
2581 | Just using a blue ball to sink all the red balls could mark you as a Democrat. | 1.1845 | 0.04308 | 103 | 86 | 15 | 2 |
2582 | That’ll teach 'em not to believe in cause-and-effect | 1.1842 | 0.05837 | 76 | 66 | 6 | 4 |
2583 | Will you two take it to the bowling cloud, we need more thunder. | 1.1842 | 0.05528 | 76 | 65 | 8 | 3 |
2584 | Don't knock it off the table. I've heard enough prayers for one day. | 1.1842 | 0.05837 | 76 | 66 | 6 | 4 |
2585 | Yes, but God does not play snooker with the Universe either! | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2586 | Angelina ! What have I told you about taking the planets out of orbit just to play Galactic 9 ball !! | 1.1842 | 0.05528 | 76 | 65 | 8 | 3 |
2587 | One more shot and Uranis will be in the side pocket. | 1.1842 | 0.05837 | 76 | 66 | 6 | 4 |
2588 | House rule. One foot on a cloud! | 1.1840 | 0.03997 | 125 | 105 | 17 | 3 |
2589 | Oops, no: you have to have at least one foot in the clouds! | 1.1839 | 0.04486 | 87 | 72 | 14 | 1 |
2590 | Good luck! That one's hard to sink. | 1.1839 | 0.04178 | 87 | 71 | 16 | 0 |
2591 | No more nine-ball, huh? | 1.1839 | 0.05047 | 87 | 74 | 10 | 3 |
2592 | Call your shots. That's what I did. | 1.1839 | 0.04775 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
2593 | We've got people waiting at the Front Gates, and you two are playing games. | 1.1839 | 0.04486 | 87 | 72 | 14 | 1 |
2594 | I think I will replace this with a craps table. | 1.1839 | 0.04178 | 87 | 71 | 16 | 0 |
2595 | Thy inflated planet shalt not sink Neptune. | 1.1839 | 0.04486 | 87 | 72 | 14 | 1 |
2596 | I don't play dice with the universe, and I won't allow you to play pool with the planets. | 1.1839 | 0.05047 | 87 | 74 | 10 | 3 |
2597 | Nice try,you little hustlers. But I don’t even play dice! | 1.1839 | 0.04775 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
2598 | Hey pal, one foot on the cloud. | 1.1839 | 0.04486 | 87 | 72 | 14 | 1 |
2599 | Don't tell Einstein. | 1.1837 | 0.04435 | 98 | 82 | 14 | 2 |
2600 | Heaven=no 8 balls. | 1.1837 | 0.04191 | 98 | 81 | 16 | 1 |
2601 | No, no, no; You must keep one foot on the cloud | 1.1837 | 0.04191 | 98 | 81 | 16 | 1 |
2602 | This does not count as resting. | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2603 | Be careful, Gabe. You might cause an earthquake! | 1.1837 | 0.05097 | 98 | 85 | 8 | 5 |
2604 | No masse shots! I'm not resurfacing the table for another 4.5 billion years. | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
2605 | I told you to stop, last time you killed all dinosaurs. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2606 | Practice, practice makes for perfect alignment. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2607 | Did you guys order this off of Amazon? | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2608 | I know that humans have flaws, and that humans make mistakes. I know that humans have conflicts, and that humans have enemies. I know that humans have pain, and that humans have death. ? | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2609 | Stop this instant! 'Prayers to Heaven Hotline' is overloaded. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2610 | This is not what I meant by resting on day seven! | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2611 | Postmodernism | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2612 | God does not play dice with the Universe. Got that right! | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2613 | Keep one foot on the cloud, Gabriel. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2614 | I said to hit the cueball planet first, not the screwball one. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2615 | Everyone takes my cues! | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2616 | It's not the same as dice with the universe. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2617 | Adam! Eve! Just like your parents...I told you the planets were forbidden!!! | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2618 | Hate-ball in the corner pocket.” | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2619 | Don't scratch the firmament -- it's new. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2620 | Blessed are the chalked for they shall not scratch | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2621 | I did tell you that nothing happens by chance. | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2622 | Billiarding while Earth burns. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2623 | I don't care where we are, you've got to keep one foot on the floor for all shots. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2624 | I'd use counterclockwise topspin facing the Northern Hemisphere, wait no, clockwise... God, who made this so complicated? | 1.1827 | 0.04483 | 104 | 88 | 13 | 3 |
2625 | You know the rules. Both feet on the clouds. | 1.1827 | 0.04045 | 104 | 86 | 17 | 1 |
2626 | Just try not to hit Chicxulub this time. | 1.1827 | 0.04483 | 104 | 88 | 13 | 3 |
2627 | You knew I had next Gabe. | 1.1826 | 0.04381 | 115 | 98 | 13 | 4 |
2628 | God wants you to stop wasting miracles on bank shots. | 1.1826 | 0.04018 | 115 | 96 | 17 | 2 |
2629 | If you scratch, you're going back to Earth. | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
2630 | 'Yes! His name starts with a "G," which rhymes with "P" which stands for pool." | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2631 | Remember with the updated rules … you hit Pluto and it’s an automatic scratch! | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
2632 | This is what you wanted me to demote Pluto for? So you could play EIGHT-BALL! | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
2633 | Have you already forgotten what I told you about this? | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
2634 | Do you really think they are ready for another Big Bang? | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2635 | Your Jupiter ball is too big for the pockets. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2636 | The eleventh one says you have to keep one foot on the floor! | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
2637 | Feet on the ground! | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2638 | Sink it and you’ll go to hell. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2639 | Every time a ball goes in a pocket an angel gets his wings? You believed that? With pool, an angel can lose his wings!! | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2640 | Even if you put Pluto back in, there aren’t enough for snooker. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2641 | Hit it on Great Britian and you'll put some English on the ball! | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2642 | Less spin, and more straight shooting on that one! | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2643 | If you don't let the woman go first, I'll have to deal with misogyny for eternity." | 1.1818 | 0.05492 | 88 | 77 | 6 | 5 |
2644 | Wings foul! | 1.1818 | 0.04121 | 110 | 92 | 16 | 2 |
2645 | Don't tell me, "Great Balls of Fire!" | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2646 | This is the last shot you have to rearrange the universe. | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
2647 | Though colorful, I'm afraid I'm going to have to replace that one; it keeps getting wetter and wetter. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2648 | Its just a game, make your shot! | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2649 | I knew we never should have shown "The Hustler" on movie night! | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2650 | Because Pluto isn't a planet! | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2651 | Has anyone seen my dice? | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
2652 | My Father says two feet on the floor or your shot is not permitted | 1.1810 | 0.04645 | 105 | 90 | 11 | 4 |
2653 | Pluto doesn’t count. It’s not a planet! | 1.1809 | 0.04268 | 94 | 78 | 15 | 1 |
2654 | Gabriel, you know the rules require one foot on the floor! | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2655 | Just don't wipe out the dinosaurs, ok? | 1.1809 | 0.05008 | 94 | 81 | 9 | 4 |
2656 | Trying to see if I can pull off this skullet/white robe with Kente cloth trim combo. Let me know if you think it’s cool. Let me know if this is anybody’s idea of what god looks like. To have a skullet and a steampunk mustache. | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2657 | Yes, God can do anything. But some rules are immutable: there's no crying in baseball and there's no flying in pool. | 1.1809 | 0.05008 | 94 | 81 | 9 | 4 |
2658 | I don’t care that there’s no dice involved, you’re grounded! | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2659 | Don't you have better things to do? | 1.1809 | 0.05008 | 94 | 81 | 9 | 4 |
2660 | Don't sink that one, that's where my people are. | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2661 | If you pot the sun then it's game over. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2662 | Does God know what you are doing? | 1.1807 | 0.04582 | 83 | 69 | 13 | 1 |
2663 | That blue one is unbalance | 1.1807 | 0.05974 | 83 | 74 | 3 | 6 |
2664 | If I've told you once I've told you a million times. If you don't put spin on earth, you'll scratch. | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2665 | Not a good break--you sank Uranus but scratched the cue ball. | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2666 | I guess the two feet on the ground rule doesn’t apply here. | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2667 | Now this?! Wasn’t it enough that you ate from the forbidden apple?! | 1.1807 | 0.05184 | 83 | 71 | 9 | 3 |
2668 | Give that one a few more years before you sink it. | 1.1807 | 0.04582 | 83 | 69 | 13 | 1 |
2669 | You're still behind the 8-ball. | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2670 | Thou shalt have one foot on the ground! | 1.1807 | 0.04249 | 83 | 68 | 15 | 0 |
2671 | Is this what you do when we can't play dice with the universe? | 1.1807 | 0.05184 | 83 | 71 | 9 | 3 |
2672 | Remember, if you scratch Pluto is no longer a planet. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
2673 | You know the rules; no masse shot on the earth ball. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2674 | Remember the last time you scratched on the earth ball | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2675 | Hey, there’s no fly shot in Planetary Pool. | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
2676 | I might have known. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
2677 | For my sake, you know the rules. One foot on the ground at all times and you need to combo off the moon ball | 1.1802 | 0.04283 | 111 | 94 | 14 | 3 |
2678 | God does not play dice with the universe. He plays pool. Sometimes billiards. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2679 | Not exactly the better angels of our nature, are we. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2680 | Your chance? A wing and a prayer. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2681 | Don't bother that one may self destruct. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2682 | Don't bother — the Earth is already sunk. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2683 | Be careful. That’s what they said about Pluto. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2684 | To play at this level, you must keep one foot in the clouds." | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2685 | Yes, I know Pluto was removed. But where's the Sun? Did you scratch? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2686 | When the planets align that's when we all win. | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2687 | Hurry! Daylight Savings Time is about to begin. | 1.1795 | 0.05396 | 78 | 67 | 8 | 3 |
2688 | It's a miracle either one of you got your wings. | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2689 | Playing a game of 8-Planet? I'm more of a 9-Planet guy myself. | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2690 | Remember the rules. You must keep at least one foot on the cloud. | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2691 | This should further their understanding of black holes! | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2692 | When you get to Uranus, try not to scratch. | 1.1795 | 0.05696 | 78 | 68 | 6 | 4 |
2693 | I see you've put Pluto back in. | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2694 | One foot needs to remain on the cloud! | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2695 | You can't do that! You already scratched with Pluto. | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2696 | Last shot to set the order. And put the sun back. | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2697 | For heaven's sake, don't sink that one! | 1.1795 | 0.05396 | 78 | 67 | 8 | 3 |
2698 | A brand new halo says you can't aline them. | 1.1792 | 0.04795 | 106 | 92 | 9 | 5 |
2699 | No combinations off the red planet! | 1.1792 | 0.04196 | 106 | 89 | 15 | 2 |
2700 | C’mon, Gabe. She’s crucifying you. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
2701 | I'm getting complaints about too much back spin. | 1.1789 | 0.04728 | 95 | 81 | 11 | 3 |
2702 | You told me it would be a pool party. | 1.1789 | 0.04728 | 95 | 81 | 11 | 3 |
2703 | Really? That planet’s had a bad year. | 1.1789 | 0.04484 | 95 | 80 | 13 | 2 |
2704 | Put a little more spin on that one. | 1.1789 | 0.04959 | 95 | 82 | 9 | 4 |
2705 | I'll clip your wings if you knock Mars into Mercury | 1.1789 | 0.04728 | 95 | 81 | 11 | 3 |
2706 | If I can’t use gravity, you can’t use wings. | 1.1786 | 0.05658 | 84 | 74 | 5 | 5 |
2707 | Skeeball just wasn't giving the desired cataclysms anymore. | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2708 | Not that one. I haven't finished making them suffer enough. | 1.1786 | 0.05126 | 84 | 72 | 9 | 3 |
2709 | And I say you CAN play 9-ball rules without Pluto. | 1.1786 | 0.05126 | 84 | 72 | 9 | 3 |
2710 | Last time you lost a star it took me 3 billion light years to find it! | 1.1786 | 0.05126 | 84 | 72 | 9 | 3 |
2711 | what part of "plague fools on planets" didn't you understand? | 1.1786 | 0.05126 | 84 | 72 | 9 | 3 |
2712 | Please invite Minnesota Fats! | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2713 | Scratch… and Pluto’s going back on the table! | 1.1786 | 0.05126 | 84 | 72 | 9 | 3 |
2714 | Jeptha, I told you—no more of that silly exploding cue ball trick! | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2715 | You realize they weren't exactly thrilled when you sank Pluto. | 1.1786 | 0.04247 | 112 | 95 | 14 | 3 |
2716 | Watch it. I don't want a repeat of that Pluto thing. | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2717 | They’re looking for political stability, not a new World order. | 1.1786 | 0.04247 | 112 | 95 | 14 | 3 |
2718 | Michael,this is not how we resolve disputes! | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2719 | But I wanted to break. | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2720 | You only have one day to get this done. | 1.1786 | 0.05126 | 84 | 72 | 9 | 3 |
2721 | How darn you try to snooker the all mighty! | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2722 | Play nice, Billy. Don’t shoot Earth into that black hole. | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2723 | Just remember, I’m not going to clean up after you. | 1.1786 | 0.05658 | 84 | 74 | 5 | 5 |
2724 | Honestly, at the rate Earth's been going... best to sink 'em all. An eight and out is the way to play it, angel cakes. | 1.1782 | 0.04537 | 101 | 86 | 12 | 3 |
2725 | Aim for Pluto. | 1.1782 | 0.04313 | 101 | 85 | 14 | 2 |
2726 | This is not how we decide who goes to heaven and who goes to hell. | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
2727 | I said we should discuss the planets movements not move the planets. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2728 | In all fairness, I think it is best if we try to keep our feet on the clouds when we are playing this game. | 1.1778 | 0.05139 | 90 | 78 | 8 | 4 |
2729 | You promised me you'd stop once you sank Pluto | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2730 | Don’t you remember what happened to Pluto? | 1.1778 | 0.04628 |