Contest #839


Cartoon

839

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “This is exactly how we lost Pluto.”
  2. “Don’t bother. That one will sink itself.”
  3. “Rack ’em up and I’ll show you kids a trick shot called the big bang.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2023-02-27T00:57:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2023-03-12T23:59:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2023-03-07T00:59:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 13, 2023
Number of captions 4173
Number of responses 574148
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I don't care what Satan lets his kids do. 1.7697 0.01647 2462 1171 687 604
1 When I was young, we played with 9 planets. 1.7417 0.02298 1181 560 366 255
2 It’s been 4.5 billion years; will you please just take your shot?! 1.7387 0.02053 1466 694 461 311
3 Ten bucks says you won't sink the Earth before the humans do. 1.7286 0.02077 1400 664 452 284
4 Leave earth alone. It'll sink itself. 1.7040 0.02038 1493 749 437 307
5 See the real secret is, it's the universe that's flat. 1.6917 0.02186 1304 669 368 267
6 Careful. It took me a week to make that one. 1.6889 0.01570 2395 1195 750 450
7 Don't forget to put them back in orbit when you're done playing. 1.6767 0.01487 2620 1319 829 472
8 Where on Earth are you aiming 1.6724 0.01638 2250 1168 651 431
9 The object is to keep them out of the black holes. 1.6723 0.02306 1056 526 350 180
10 Easy, Michael. Last time you broke you wiped out the dinosaurs. 1.6693 0.01617 2274 1176 674 424
11 Don't bother sinking that one, the humans will do it on their own. 1.6636 0.02098 1320 680 404 236
12 I call the shots here. 1.6617 0.01901 1602 826 492 284
13 I said shoot for the moon 1.6604 0.01910 1534 778 499 257
14 Why am I even paying for harp lessons? 1.6563 0.01528 2572 1366 724 482
15 Not that one; it's gonna sink itself. 1.6530 0.02133 1288 678 379 231
16 They call it "big bang." We call it "break." 1.6515 0.01626 2224 1176 647 401
17 That's the worst break I've seen since the Big Bang! 1.6476 0.01992 1416 735 445 236
18 No way in Heaven you make that shot. 1.6402 0.01926 1434 732 486 216
19 My game…my rules…Pluto is in! 1.6339 0.02269 1090 578 333 179
20 Hurry Up, I only have seven days. 1.6195 0.02309 1075 590 304 181
21 And put Pluto back on the table. 1.6178 0.02293 1078 590 310 178
22 The games just not the same without Pluto. 1.6089 0.02115 1217 662 369 186
23 Hey I hope you know what happens when a planet enters a black hole . 1.6013 0.02102 1224 672 368 184
24 Hit below the Equator for backspin 1.5995 0.01853 1503 809 487 207
25 I can't wait to hear how Fox News blames this on Biden! 1.5922 0.02140 1275 738 319 218
26 When I was your age, we all played 9 planet. 1.5915 0.02916 634 353 187 94
27 Which one of you pocketed Pluto? 1.5894 0.01942 1410 783 423 204
28 Okay, one more round, but then we really have to work on the world peace thing. 1.5873 0.01889 1398 756 463 179
29 Rack 'em up and I'll show you kids a trick shot called the Big Bang. 1.5836 0.01879 1734 1042 372 320
30 Sundays off if you sink it. 1.5835 0.02005 1311 732 393 186
31 Remember: eye on the ball,smooth follow through,and account for the table expanding at an increasing rate. 1.5830 0.01967 1319 726 417 176
32 No, I said it’s time for re-creation. 1.5829 0.01970 1417 808 392 217
33 You know they're going to blame me for this ... 1.5828 0.02067 1268 718 361 189
34 Hurry up and sink 'em. You know it always takes me an eternity to set 'em up again. 1.5798 0.02020 1247 689 393 165
35 One foot on the cloud please! 1.5797 0.02007 1242 681 402 159
36 And on the seventh day God called corner pocket 1.5787 0.02052 1239 694 373 172
37 Fine, if you sink this one, I'll make Pluto a planet again 1.5762 0.02244 1057 600 305 152
38 Make this shot and I’ll reverse global warming. Miss it and I’ll send Trump back to the White House. 1.5751 0.02220 1172 693 284 195
39 You know the rules, Gabriel. At least one foot on the firmament at all times. 1.5750 0.02101 1134 627 362 145
40 I spent six days working on that. 1.5720 0.01959 1423 823 386 214
41 Michael, when I said you're Earth's only shot, this isn't what I meant. 1.5713 0.02237 1045 593 307 145
42 It's cute how they come up with 'scientific theories' to explain the chalk layers on their planet. 1.5712 0.02331 1026 600 266 160
43 You're going to need a miracle to make that shot. 1.5664 0.02756 678 385 202 91
44 That one’s already sunk. 1.5626 0.02285 983 561 291 131
45 Gases or Solids? 1.5623 0.02226 1083 631 295 157
46 Bet you can't make them go in concentric circles around a star 1.5590 0.02295 941 532 292 117
47 Don’t you two have some souls to save? 1.5588 0.02278 961 545 295 121
48 Hold on, where’s Pluto? 1.5585 0.02578 752 427 230 95
49 Don’t worry, if you miss it’s not the end of the world. 1.5567 0.02197 1085 631 304 150
50 Calling it: Richter Scale 3.5; Los Angeles, CA. Left corner pocket. 1.5561 0.02265 1088 652 267 169
51 Don't bother. That one will sink itself. 1.5556 0.02191 1186 718 277 191
52 This is exactly how we lost Pluto. 1.5524 0.02224 1088 645 285 158
53 It's been 4.543 billion years! Just take the dang shot, Gabriel! 1.5522 0.02279 1054 630 266 158
54 Try making that shot with a flat Earth. 1.5489 0.02301 1044 630 255 159
55 Are you playing the solids or the gases? 1.5425 0.02366 999 612 232 155
56 The sign clearly states ‘one foot must remain on the cloud.’ 1.5412 0.02541 752 434 229 89
57 You don't need to sink Earth. It is quite capable of doing it on its own. 1.5410 0.02394 963 588 229 146
58 You had better put those back in orbit when you’re done! 1.5406 0.02407 923 556 235 132
59 You don't have to sink the Earth ball, the inhabitants are going to do that all by themselves. 1.5404 0.02456 892 539 224 129
60 Remember to put them back around the sun. 1.5397 0.03021 567 337 154 76
61 I told you to be careful! You've already lost Pluto!! 1.5395 0.02624 734 432 208 94
62 When I was your age, we had nine of these. 1.5381 0.02290 1011 609 260 142
63 One foot on the floor, flyboy. 1.5377 0.02623 729 429 208 92
64 "Dwarf planet or not, I want Pluto back on the table!" 1.5375 0.02529 787 464 223 100
65 The planets must be aligned to make that shot. 1.5369 0.02398 853 498 252 103
66 Make sure the moon is in the seventh house, and then align Jupiter with Mars. 1.5345 0.02564 885 559 179 147
67 Last time you did this, you wiped out all my dinosaurs. 1.5339 0.02486 869 530 214 125
68 Jesus Christ! Just take the shot! 1.5329 0.02705 745 458 177 110
69 If you sink the earth, you're going to hell. Just sayin' 1.5316 0.02708 681 404 192 85
70 It will be a miracle if he makes it. 1.5305 0.02756 673 404 181 88
71 That’s the rule. And don’t say:”Who made you God?” 1.5300 0.02581 851 535 181 135
72 Feet on the cloud, please. 1.5293 0.02691 665 390 198 77
73 On this cloud we play nine-ball, so Pluto is back in. 1.5284 0.02485 776 455 232 89
74 Let's make it interesting. Old school rules—Pluto's still a planet. 1.5278 0.02463 845 510 224 111
75 I had a system.” 1.5274 0.02524 914 584 178 152
76 Well, this explains a lot. 1.5182 0.02756 658 399 177 82
77 That one gets the short end of the stick.” 1.5180 0.02954 724 487 99 138
78 So, do you want to play God? 1.5175 0.02992 570 349 147 74
79 Now tell me what have you done with Pluto? 1.5165 0.02869 575 342 169 64
80 Back in my day, we use to play with pluto. 1.5165 0.02921 575 347 159 69
81 Not another one in the Black Hole. 1.5164 0.02753 672 412 173 87
82 Are you two sure you understand the gravity of this game? 1.5159 0.02803 659 407 164 88
83 Can you keep it down? This is my day of rest. 1.5159 0.02756 723 458 157 108
84 I always put spin on them. 1.5153 0.02732 652 393 182 77
85 You’re going to have to learn 8 ball. Pluto is no longer a planet. 1.5144 0.02688 661 396 190 75
86 It took me seven whole days to make that! 1.5142 0.02729 636 380 185 71
87 Only I call the shots. 1.5141 0.02866 640 399 153 88
88 When you finish, put them back in orbit! 1.5137 0.02774 693 435 160 98
89 Remember, I call the shots up here. 1.5114 0.02948 612 385 141 86
90 We had to switch to 8-ball because of Pluto. 1.5107 0.02704 699 433 175 91
91 I’ll allow this, but please remove Adam and Eve from the foosball game. 1.5081 0.02874 553 329 167 57
92 I'm the only one who calls shots around here. 1.5066 0.02855 604 371 160 73
93 Banking on Mars again, I see… 1.5062 0.02859 569 342 166 61
94 One foot on the cloud, pal. 1.5052 0.02706 677 418 176 83
95 I'm getting a lot of complaints from the people downstairs. 1.5036 0.03069 554 350 129 75
96 In the infinite universe, I leave you guys with one small solar system to look after... 1.5025 0.02794 605 368 170 67
97 Stop breaking my balls! 1.5019 0.03194 540 350 109 81
98 You don't seem to understand the gravity of the situation. 1.5008 0.02863 631 399 148 84
99 Even I can't knock any sense into that blue one. 1.5000 0.03029 632 420 108 104
100 Remember, the motion is elliptical, not just circular. 1.4990 0.03070 479 288 143 48
101 Now, if you hit it at precisely the right angle, you can create a big bang! 1.4928 0.03058 554 355 125 74
102 You’ve got to keep one foot on the cloud. 1.4904 0.02973 471 279 153 39
103 You haven't a prayer. 1.4904 0.03047 522 327 134 61
104 I said pray, not play 1.4902 0.02994 508 311 145 52
105 Careful with that, last time you wiped out my dinosaurs. 1.4900 0.03049 551 353 126 72
106 That one will sink on its own. 1.4899 0.03098 547 354 118 75
107 Einstein said god doesn’t play dice with the universe and you kids can not play pool with it either. 1.4899 0.03243 447 277 121 49
108 It took me 6 days to make that! 1.4894 0.03170 470 292 126 52
109 I don’t like to confuse the astronomers but then again, I enjoy a good joke. 1.4888 0.02893 536 327 156 53
110 Just remember to put them back in order when you’re done, okay? 1.4886 0.02997 528 329 140 59
111 Go easy...they can't take much more. 1.4885 0.03282 434 269 118 47
112 So, are you solids or gases? 1.4882 0.03109 508 321 126 61
113 I liked it better when we had Pluto. Then we could play 9-ball. 1.4879 0.02943 580 370 137 73
114 You already sank Pluto in the side pocket. We cannot afford to lose any more. 1.4874 0.03211 435 266 126 43
115 Oh yeah? Let me show what it's really like to play God. 1.4857 0.03054 523 331 130 62
116 Aha! I thought I heard a big bang. 1.4852 0.03024 507 315 138 54
117 Don't worry about Earth, the humans will sink that one for us 1.4850 0.03214 499 323 110 66
118 There go my dinosaurs. 1.4846 0.03253 421 258 122 41
119 No, not 1 billion more years, bed now! 1.4843 0.03124 510 326 121 63
120 When I was your age, we played with nine planets. 1.4832 0.03010 536 340 133 63
121 Just remember: If you sink that one the game is over. 1.4829 0.04130 292 187 69 36
122 What did I say when you killed all the dinosaurs? 1.4814 0.03220 457 288 118 51
123 Keep them on the table! I never did find Pluto after last time. 1.4803 0.03150 456 283 127 46
124 Stop it. You’re pissing off Einstein. 1.4792 0.03243 432 269 119 44
125 No, no, no. You sink the earth-ball last!" 1.4756 0.03264 431 271 115 45
126 Bank shot off Uranus 1.4748 0.03349 436 281 103 52
127 Alright,who spilled the Milky Way on the kitchen floor? 1.4747 0.03510 396 255 94 47
128 I’m the one who moves heaven and earth! 1.4745 0.03451 432 284 91 57
129 Who knocked off Pluto?! 1.4735 0.03059 490 309 130 51
130 Bonus points to whoever gets the planets aligned 1.4719 0.04154 267 169 70 28
131 You better put those back in the right order. 1.4719 0.03280 462 301 104 57
132 Hurry up, you're taking an eternity! 1.4707 0.03349 444 290 99 55
133 So this is all just a game to you? 1.4703 0.03229 455 292 112 51
134 Earth rules here, Paul - both feet on the floor 1.4698 0.03235 430 271 116 43
135 That one usually sinks itself. 1.4689 0.03054 514 332 123 59
136 So you're going to hit the only one with crazy people and nuclear weapons? Sure. What can go wrong? 1.4688 0.03294 480 320 95 65
137 Why waste a shot-that one's already on a path to sink itself! 1.4687 0.03202 463 298 113 52
138 OK. What did you guys do with Pluto? 1.4687 0.03280 431 275 110 46
139 In my day we played with nine planets. 1.4684 0.03067 491 313 126 52
140 I don’t appreciate your treating my work like it’s some sort of game! 1.4660 0.03447 397 256 97 44
141 If you rip the fabric of space-time, you're paying for it. 1.4651 0.03398 430 283 94 53
142 Have you forgotten that the first time you used my pool table without permission resulted in the Big Bang? 1.4640 0.03654 347 223 87 37
143 Enough already with the Uranus jokes. 1.4636 0.03441 412 270 93 49
144 At best, you'll win a constellation prize. 1.4631 0.03372 406 261 102 43
145 Afraid that one's already snookered. 1.4614 0.03270 414 263 111 40
146 Put those all back, right now, exactly where I left them. 1.4608 0.03351 421 274 100 47
147 Be careful. I just replaced the fabric of the Universe. 1.4606 0.04158 254 161 69 24
148 Wait! Not that one! It took me an entire 7 days to create! 1.4605 0.03598 380 251 83 46
149 Take the shot, it's not the end of the world. 1.4604 0.03419 404 263 96 45
150 Those orbits took me ages, literally ages, to setup! 1.4599 0.03359 411 266 101 44
151 I suppose you think ruling the entire universe is just some stupid game for your childish amusement? 1.4598 0.03483 361 229 98 34
152 Put a little English on England. 1.4595 0.03502 457 318 68 71
153 That one practically sinks itself. 1.4583 0.03684 360 238 79 43
154 Hold on! I call the shots up here. 1.4579 0.03226 428 274 112 42
155 What was that Big Bang I heard a while ago? 1.4579 0.03472 404 267 89 48
156 One foot or wing must be touching floor at all times. No exceptions. 1.4568 0.03312 370 230 111 29
157 Five bucks says the humans will sink the Earth before you do! 1.4563 0.03473 412 275 86 51
158 That blue one is already sunk. 1.4552 0.03448 402 265 91 46
159 Remember what happened to the dinosaurs last time you scratched. 1.4552 0.03286 435 285 102 48
160 I'm giving you, and Earth, one more shot. 1.4545 0.03436 374 240 98 36
161 Loser gets Earth duty for a year 1.4545 0.03673 407 283 63 61
162 You know the rules--at least one foot on the cloud, please. 1.4524 0.03347 378 240 105 33
163 you still need to keep one foot on the cloud! 1.4517 0.03475 352 224 97 31
164 And,what in My name have you done with Pluto? 1.4517 0.03509 414 281 79 54
165 I don't play dice with the Universe. But billiards? That's another story!" 1.4516 0.03427 372 239 98 35
166 Winner plays God. 1.4511 0.03520 399 268 82 49
167 That shot doesn't have a prayer. 1.4509 0.03386 397 259 97 41
168 Just make sure you don’t scratch Uranus! 1.4502 0.03586 422 294 66 62
169 And on the seventh day, they just think I rested. 1.4497 0.03628 318 202 89 27
170 You be careful! That's a whole week's work on the table! 1.4492 0.03715 374 256 68 50
171 You better not scratch Uranus again. 1.4483 0.03711 377 259 67 51
172 And to think, some really stupid people think you’re actually guarding them. 1.4481 0.03751 337 224 75 38
173 9-ball was way better when Pluto was a planet 1.4471 0.03549 378 252 83 43
174 So, what, now you're playing God? 1.4468 0.03562 376 251 82 43
175 You’ll have a better shot if you wait until it stops spinning. 1.4458 0.03518 332 211 94 27
176 Now try juggling all these balls in the air at once, like I have to do. 1.4439 0.03739 383 268 60 55
177 You couldn't stop with Pluto? 1.4438 0.03471 365 238 92 35
178 Hey, what ever happened to the ‘one foot on the floor’ rule? 1.4438 0.03336 347 217 106 24
179 Loser has to live there. 1.4435 0.03805 336 227 69 40
180 I don't care what Neil deGrasse Tyson says, we need Pluto to play 9 ball. 1.4429 0.03759 368 255 63 50
181 Pluto doesn't count 1.4403 0.03399 352 225 99 28
182 That one will sink itself. 1.4399 0.03287 416 275 99 42
183 I don't play dice with the universe, you don't play pool with the solar system. Capisce? 1.4372 0.05112 199 139 33 27
184 Easy now, there's people on that one! 1.4370 0.03387 357 230 98 29
185 Put some spin on it. 1.4370 0.03596 341 225 83 33
186 Make sure to put them back around the sun when you are done 1.4368 0.03589 380 260 74 46
187 If only Minnesota Fats hadn't gone to the other place! 1.4365 0.03635 323 211 83 29
188 Only I decide when worlds collide! 1.4362 0.03602 337 222 83 32
189 Well you just knocked Pluto out of the solar system! 1.4360 0.03712 344 233 72 39
190 Put Pluto back on the table. 1.4349 0.03673 315 206 81 28
191 No! Not the black hole. 1.4341 0.03482 387 262 82 43
192 This game is much easier since we took out Pluto. 1.4340 0.03546 341 224 86 31
193 Which one of you said, "God, don't let me miss this." 1.4337 0.03995 309 213 58 38
194 With Pluto gone, getting Earth off the table should be an easy shot. 1.4320 0.03782 338 232 66 40
195 Well, Einstein was right, we don't play dice with the Universe 1.4312 0.03627 327 216 81 30
196 If you pocket the earth, you lose big time. 1.4310 0.03564 348 232 82 34
197 I’m solids, you’re gaseous giants. 1.4308 0.03820 325 222 66 37
198 Einstein was right. God doesn't play dice with the Universe. But, he does play pool! 1.4307 0.03903 332 232 57 43
199 Albert was right, God does not play dice with the universe. 1.4305 0.03724 302 198 78 26
200 So this explains what became of Pluto... 1.4304 0.03886 309 210 65 34
201 Make a move already, this game has lasted over 4 billion years. 1.4278 0.03615 353 240 75 38
202 You have 10 seconds to put the planets back where they belong. 1.4277 0.03771 339 234 65 40
203 I step away for a sec and you're doing tsunamis in Chile. 1.4275 0.04121 262 176 60 26
204 Playing God, are you? 1.4272 0.03830 309 209 68 32
205 And on the eighth day, I thought, 'Why don't we make this a little more interesting?' 1.4272 0.03923 302 206 63 33
206 It’s a game of angles, not Angels! 1.4269 0.04353 260 181 47 32
207 You realize this took me six days to create. 1.4265 0.03976 272 181 66 25
208 Stop messing with my system. 1.4261 0.03343 352 228 98 26
209 Just wait a bit. It'll sink itself. 1.4261 0.03559 345 231 81 33
210 Just go ahead and say it...Uranus in the side pocket. 1.4257 0.03885 303 206 65 32
211 Good thing I didn't make 'em flat. 1.4257 0.03668 343 234 72 37
212 Please don't play with those. I need them for the Big Bang. 1.4256 0.03603 336 225 79 32
213 Hit that one extra hard to knock some sense into it. 1.4246 0.04311 252 173 51 28
214 Clouds aren’t level…I’m sorry. We’ve had this conversation a million times. Literally…a million times. 1.4245 0.03880 278 184 70 24
215 One foot on the cloud, you know the rules. 1.4236 0.03407 373 250 88 35
216 Careful Gabriel, we don't want to repeat what happened with Pluto 1.4236 0.03941 314 219 57 38
217 Gabriel, you know you must keep one foot on the cloud. 1.4228 0.03939 272 181 67 24
218 Loser goes to hell. 1.4221 0.04079 289 201 54 34
219 So this is why things are such a mess down on Earth! 1.4221 0.03836 289 193 70 26
220 Be careful. We still want them to believe it due to gravity. 1.4219 0.03756 301 201 73 27
221 Remember, one foot on the cloud at all times! 1.4219 0.03597 320 212 81 27
222 So causing three earthquakes during the marbles game didn't teach you anything? 1.4217 0.04196 249 168 57 24
223 I’d like to see their astrophysicists explain this! 1.4213 0.04136 254 171 59 24
224 You don't seem to grasp the gravity of this situation 1.4207 0.03518 347 233 82 32
225 How’s it looking? I completely forgot about this solar system. 1.4205 0.03986 264 176 65 23
226 We've gone over this. At least one foot on a cloud. 1.4204 0.03573 333 223 80 30
227 Last time you did this we lost all the dinosaurs. 1.4201 0.03813 288 192 71 25
228 I told you two the blue one is off limits! 1.4195 0.04277 236 159 55 22
229 I create a parellel universe for you and this is what you do with it 1.4194 0.04245 248 169 54 25
230 Can you believe it's been 65 million years since we did this? 1.4194 0.03950 310 217 56 37
231 Which one of you scratched Pluto? 1.4193 0.03565 353 241 76 36
232 Someone sank Pluto? 1.4181 0.03789 287 191 72 24
233 Let’s see that little Copernicus nerd come up with a theory to explain this! 1.4181 0.03946 299 207 59 33
234 So this is what happens when I rest! 1.4179 0.04081 268 183 58 27
235 You'd better put them back when you're finished. 1.4164 0.03860 305 210 63 32
236 I see you finally have the planets aligned. 1.4160 0.03968 262 175 65 22
237 Now you kids leave the Solar System alone until after you’ve done your homework. 1.4143 0.04050 251 168 62 21
238 I am fine with Pluto, but Mars stays. 1.4143 0.03983 280 192 60 28
239 Trust me...that shot won't work even here. 1.4142 0.03300 338 219 98 21
240 I only play once in a blue moon. 1.4136 0.03793 324 226 62 36
241 You’ll have to bend the time-space continuum to make that shot… Just sayin’ … 1.4130 0.03883 293 201 63 29
242 Let's see what that does to evolution. 1.4118 0.03829 289 196 67 26
243 I don't care what the mortals say, I say it's not 9 ball without Pluto. 1.4118 0.03931 272 184 64 24
244 How many times do I have to tell you, at least one foot on the cloud! 1.4111 0.03551 287 186 84 17
245 What do you mean if it goes in it will be a miracle? 1.4101 0.03835 278 187 68 23
246 I don't care what Neil deGrasse Tyson says. You're not playing without Pluto! 1.4095 0.03738 315 217 67 31
247 You can’t play nine-ball without Pluto! 1.4093 0.03772 281 188 71 22
248 No, he has solids. You have gas giants. 1.4089 0.03990 291 204 55 32
249 Careful, this is how we lost Pluto. 1.4089 0.03838 291 199 65 27
250 You may have your head in the clouds but keep your feet on the ground. 1.4089 0.03668 269 175 78 16
251 It's all fun and games until someone accidentally knocks Jupiter into the Sun. 1.4088 0.03822 296 203 65 28
252 Good luck explaining this one, Galileo. 1.4086 0.04237 257 180 49 28
253 And you wanted to make them flat,huh? 1.4084 0.03880 311 219 57 35
254 You have better angles. 1.4082 0.04254 267 190 45 32
255 Good luck with that one - it's mostly water. 1.4078 0.04038 255 173 60 22
256 You don’t call the shot, I call the shots! 1.4075 0.03755 319 222 64 33
257 You better put them back in their proper orbits when you're done. 1.4064 0.04082 251 171 58 22
258 Don't tell me I forgot to invent a cue ball! 1.4061 0.03787 293 200 67 26
259 You must keep at least one foot on the cloud. 1.4061 0.03970 261 177 62 22
260 What do you mean Pluto isn't allowed anymore? 1.4056 0.04104 249 170 57 22
261 Not so easy moving heaven and earth, is it? 1.4051 0.04169 274 195 47 32
262 Just don’t scratch Uranus. 1.4048 0.04043 294 210 49 35
263 It's Wednesday! We still have a lot of creation to do. 1.4048 0.03807 294 202 65 27
264 Don’t bother with Earth, I already sunk it. 1.4038 0.03732 312 216 66 30
265 Easy shot - that one’s trying to sink itself. 1.4028 0.04252 216 145 55 16
266 More gravity in your spin. 1.4016 0.04161 244 168 54 22
267 Gabriel, both feet on the cloud! 1.4014 0.03836 284 195 64 25
268 The rules say, you must keep one foot on the cloud 1.4008 0.04026 252 172 59 21
269 Careful! Last time you wiped out my entire dinosaur collection. 1.4008 0.04194 257 181 49 27
270 The hard part was making them all round. 1.4000 0.03897 245 163 66 16
271 I wouldn't attempt that shot while Mercury is in retrograde. 1.4000 0.03983 285 201 54 30
272 Watch it! If this ends in yet another big bang, I am not rebuilding the universe again. 1.3993 0.03854 298 209 59 30
273 I’d wait to make that shot when the planets are aligned. 1.3992 0.03854 253 169 67 17
274 Feet on the cloud, kid, feet on the cloud! 1.3984 0.03874 251 168 66 17
275 Just when I had them convinced that I don't play dice with the universe. 1.3977 0.03967 264 182 59 23
276 The last time you two played around like this you lost Pluto 1.3971 0.04032 277 196 52 29
277 Get rid of those pesky dinosaurs but make it look like an asteroid impact. 1.3971 0.04087 272 193 50 29
278 On second thoughts, let’s just have them orbit 1.3968 0.03700 315 220 65 30
279 You're going to have trouble with that one. Took a week to make. It was a complete waste of my time. 1.3968 0.04353 247 177 42 28
280 Last time I tried to sink that ball, Noah got in the way. 1.3956 0.03906 273 189 60 24
281 You lost the cueball? Try Uranus! 1.3952 0.04262 248 176 46 26
282 OK, but don’t let Einstein find out. 1.3944 0.03532 322 221 75 26
283 Go ahead. I have a week to make it again. 1.3934 0.03879 272 188 61 23
284 Take the shot. They were going to blow themselves up anyway. 1.3920 0.04000 250 172 58 20
285 Careful. We already lost Pluto. 1.3917 0.04241 240 169 48 23
286 “I think all rack ‘em up and start over with a new Big Bang!” 1.3915 0.04242 212 144 53 15
287 Need I remind you, I call the shots around here! 1.3915 0.04306 235 166 46 23
288 Leave that one alone, and it'll sink itself. 1.3908 0.03858 284 199 59 26
289 You're gonna wanna put some English on Australia 1.3904 0.04144 251 177 50 24
290 I knew there had to be an explanation for the sudden increase in earthquakes! 1.3900 0.04415 200 137 48 15
291 That one will pretty much sink itself. 1.3898 0.03992 254 176 57 21
292 If you two aren't in bed by the time your Blessed Mother gets home, the end of the world will be the least of your problems. 1.3887 0.04111 247 173 52 22
293 Care to explain why I don't see Pluto on this table? 1.3877 0.04323 227 160 46 21
294 Okay, who took Pluto off the table!?! 1.3877 0.04323 227 160 46 21
295 I don’t know what happened to the Pluto ball either 1.3874 0.04203 222 153 52 17
296 I can't believe you removed Pluto from the planets just to make your shot easier. 1.3872 0.04129 235 163 53 19
297 They won't know what hit them. 1.3867 0.04163 225 155 53 17
298 So help me, if you put Mercury in retrograde again. 1.3864 0.03841 295 210 56 29
299 Chinese balloon in the side pocket. 1.3864 0.04605 220 160 35 25
300 If you strike that planet, the chance of a Grand Unified Theory goes down the drain. 1.3858 0.03813 267 184 63 20
301 So last week I heard someone yell into the sky "GOD! Why are you playing with me?!" I kid you not, I really thought the humans were on to us. 1.3836 0.04526 219 158 38 23
302 I finally convinced them that everything happens for a reason. And now this! 1.3833 0.04273 240 172 44 24
303 C’mon! You’ve had the table for an eternity! 1.3832 0.04458 214 152 42 20
304 Let's see if you can put Uranus in the corner pocket. 1.3831 0.04132 248 176 49 23
305 Once again, you've got Earth behind the 8 ball. 1.3830 0.04254 235 167 46 22
306 And now that Pluto has been reclassified, we can't play 9-ball anymore. 1.3830 0.04080 235 163 54 18
307 Where’s my sun? 1.3824 0.04173 238 168 49 21
308 Want me to tell you who wins? 1.3821 0.04487 212 151 41 20
309 You have to align the planets. 1.3816 0.04072 228 157 55 16
310 It was once called nine-ball. 1.3812 0.04593 202 144 39 19
311 What do you mean, 'we lost Pluto'? 1.3810 0.04642 189 133 40 16
312 Don't call your shot, let's surprise them. 1.3801 0.04047 271 196 47 28
313 Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice but pool is nice and would suffice. 1.3794 0.03952 253 177 56 20
314 Be sure to put those back when you're done playing with them. 1.3780 0.04579 209 151 37 21
315 No,I said its a crap shoot 1.3774 0.04224 212 147 50 15
316 Every time something happens,they blame it on me. If they only knew. 1.3774 0.04171 212 146 52 14
317 Remember, nobody tell Copernicus. 1.3772 0.04252 228 162 46 20
318 Be careful. You know what happened to Pluto. 1.3766 0.04110 239 169 50 20
319 If you miss THIS one you are going back down 1.3762 0.04142 210 144 53 13
320 Now I see what happened to Pluto 1.3761 0.03946 234 161 58 15
321 Hey, be careful! That took me 7 days to create. 1.3757 0.04516 181 125 44 12
322 No, you can't use Pluto. Not even as a cue ball. 1.3756 0.04393 221 159 41 21
323 OK, playtime's over. Put them back where you found them. 1.3750 0.04284 232 167 43 22
324 Pluto was still a planet when you started - take your shot already! 1.3750 0.03894 272 194 54 24
325 Remember, the earth goes AROUND the sun 1.3744 0.04391 211 150 43 18
326 Einstein's right. We don't play dice with the cosmos. We play pocket billiards. 1.3736 0.03984 273 198 48 27
327 It took me only 7 days to come up with this game. There's a book about it around here somewhere. 1.3731 0.04652 201 146 35 20
328 There’s no way in heaven you’re going to make that shot. 1.3724 0.04570 196 140 39 17
329 Put Earth and Mars in the same pocket, and you’ll save NASA billions of dollars. 1.3704 0.04508 216 158 36 22
330 I didn't make them so you could break them. 1.3704 0.04313 216 154 44 18
331 Okay! So tell me, which one of you decided to pocket Pluto!? 1.3702 0.04031 262 190 47 25
332 After that thing with the dinosaurs I TOLD you, no more planetary billiards!!!! 1.3700 0.04068 227 159 52 16
333 Don't hit Mars. They're going to need it someday. 1.3690 0.03990 252 180 51 21
334 Looks like another bad break for Earth. 1.3689 0.03956 244 172 54 18
335 Then on the seventh day I made this sweet table. 1.3686 0.04350 236 174 37 25
336 This game has rules, you know, like two feet on the floor... 1.3684 0.04031 209 143 55 11
337 What in my name are you kids doing? 1.3682 0.04537 201 145 38 18
338 Jupiter through the astroid belt, meteor hits earth, bounces, another hole in the ozone. 1.3680 0.04289 231 168 41 22
339 One foot on the cloud at all times!" 1.3679 0.04367 212 152 42 18
340 You know, I had these planets in order for a reason! 1.3678 0.04906 174 126 32 16
341 This is how you determine the order of the planets? 1.3676 0.04379 204 145 43 16
342 You don't actually have an eternity to take your shot!! 1.3676 0.04631 185 132 38 15
343 Make sure the earth doesn’t go into the black hole or I’m gonna have to start the 7 days thing all over again! 1.3673 0.04357 226 165 39 22
344 Thanks to Pluto, we can no longer play 9 ball. 1.3671 0.04293 237 174 39 24
345 I heard a big bang. 1.3667 0.04587 180 127 40 13
346 Are you prepared to explain that shot to the dinosaurs? 1.3665 0.04340 191 133 46 12
347 Oh, that one! straight to the Black hole please! 1.3663 0.04295 202 142 46 14
348 It's all just a game to you, isn't it? 1.3663 0.04662 172 121 39 12
349 I think this might be a little TOO random for a universe. 1.3663 0.04514 172 119 43 10
350 This'll drive the astronomers crazy. 1.3662 0.04299 213 152 44 17
351 Oh hell, is that what happened to Pluto? 1.3661 0.04244 224 161 44 19
352 How many times do I have to tell you to use the moons not the planets! 1.3659 0.04194 205 143 49 13
353 Playing god again I see. 1.3656 0.04547 186 132 40 14
354 Careful, this took me six days. 1.3654 0.04370 208 149 42 17
355 You think you can play God? 1.3650 0.04437 200 143 41 16
356 And they think it’s all due to carbon dioxide. 1.3636 0.04405 209 151 40 18
357 Technically everything I do is an Act of God, so if I say that I won, then I won. 1.3632 0.04609 212 158 31 23
358 Where'sPluto ? You can't play 9-ball with 8 balls . 1.3632 0.04538 190 136 39 15
359 Remember when I said I had a system? 1.3632 0.04413 190 134 43 13
360 I liked it better when the fate of the planets was a crap shoot. 1.3627 0.04203 204 143 48 13
361 Is this infinity pool? 1.3627 0.04588 204 150 34 20
362 Ok you two, who left the sun on all last night? 1.3622 0.04930 185 138 27 20
363 If I'm not allowed to play dice with the universe, why should you kids get to shoot pool with the planets? 1.3616 0.04142 224 160 47 17
364 You haven’t got a prayer 1.3616 0.04423 224 166 35 23
365 You are only winning because the best players were denied entrance. 1.3615 0.04343 213 154 41 18
366 You know the rules, Gabriel!" "One foot on the floor. 1.3614 0.04111 202 140 51 11
367 C’mon. You’ve been ‘almost done’ for 15 million years! 1.3611 0.04645 180 129 37 14
368 Remember. No trick shots! You tear the space-time continuum - you fix it. 1.3602 0.04422 211 154 38 19
369 When Neil deGrasse Tyson gets here he can leave Pluto out…until then it’s in! 1.3600 0.04806 175 127 33 15
370 Careful now; we want to keep Mars in play for Mother Earth. 1.3600 0.04737 175 126 35 14
371 Earth in the side pocket. 1.3596 0.04599 203 150 33 20
372 Just know that if you break that one you’ll be getting 8 billion new roommates. 1.3594 0.04677 192 141 33 18
373 For heaven’s sake! Put those back where you found them. 1.3591 0.04624 181 130 37 14
374 Be very careful with these balls. I’m hurling them into space tomorrow for an experiment. 1.3589 0.04184 209 148 47 14
375 It’s true I don’t play dice with the universe, but I have to admit I never thought about pool. 1.3585 0.04301 212 153 42 17
376 God doesn’t play pool with the universe. 1.3583 0.04454 187 133 41 13
377 Scratch the Earth! 1.3581 0.04309 215 156 41 18
378 You know billiards is the Devil's game! 1.3580 0.04714 176 127 35 14
379 Oh for the love of god, I meant hustle as in get to work! 1.3578 0.04078 204 142 51 11
380 Nobody hustles God. 1.3578 0.03897 204 139 57 8
381 If you're playing nine-ball you'll need Pluto. 1.3578 0.04527 204 150 35 19
382 You should use the Golden Gate bridge. 1.3575 0.04167 193 134 49 10
383 Andromeda, corner black hole. 1.3571 0.04723 168 120 36 12
384 If you scratch on the Earth ball, chaos and destruction shall ensue. 1.3571 0.04370 196 140 42 14
385 Remember, I'm calling the shots. 1.3571 0.04112 210 148 49 13
386 When planets collide who do you think gets blamed? 1.3568 0.04232 213 153 44 16
387 Remember, planetary aspect determines a conjunctive or retrograde transit to a corner pocket... 1.3564 0.04561 188 136 37 15
388 Here's a cue. Chalk it up and put them back the way I had them. 1.3564 0.04623 188 137 35 16
389 Put them back where you found them! 1.3562 0.05043 160 117 29 14
390 I don’t care who you are. Two feet on the ground! 1.3562 0.04202 233 171 41 21
391 I always win at pool, but then again, I did create the laws of physics. 1.3562 0.04048 219 155 50 14
392 Much easier without the Sun's gravity, right? 1.3560 0.04448 191 137 40 14
393 Hey, one foot on the cloud at all times! 1.3559 0.04692 177 128 35 14
394 Careful son, it's not quite time to sink the Earth ball yet! 1.3558 0.04302 208 150 42 16
395 8-ball? I thought we were playing 9-ball. 1.3547 0.04714 172 124 35 13
396 You already knocked Pluto off the table. Haven’t you done enough? 1.3547 0.04856 172 126 31 15
397 Big bang theory, hahaha. Mars left pocket. 1.3544 0.04274 206 148 43 15
398 This explains the snow in California 1.3543 0.04727 175 127 34 14
399 Do you want to end up like the last angel who played with Earth? 1.3542 0.04428 192 138 40 14
400 You can mess with Earth all you want, but they will still blame me. 1.3535 0.04334 198 142 42 14
401 God does not play pool with the universe either. 1.3533 0.04625 184 134 35 15
402 Put that solar system back where you found it. 1.3529 0.04757 187 139 30 18
403 I said it is a game of angles! 1.3529 0.04244 204 146 44 14
404 Once again, Gabriel, two feet on the cloud! 1.3526 0.04395 190 136 41 13
405 This is not a game. Remember what happened to Pluto! 1.3524 0.04425 210 155 36 19
406 Don't do anything to Earth, they'll blame it on me. 1.3523 0.04409 193 139 40 14
407 Didn't anyone tell you that billiards is God's game and pool is the devil's work? 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
408 This is not an occasion for divine intervention. 1.3518 0.04488 199 146 36 17
409 No, Teddy, you don't have to worry about sinking the Earth ball. That's already been taken care of. 1.3515 0.04384 202 147 39 16
410 Because Pluto's not a planet! 1.3511 0.04360 188 134 42 12
411 I wouldn’t waste your shot on that one, it’ll sink itself. 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
412 Put them back! 1.3505 0.04329 194 139 42 13
413 I told you to stop after sinking Pluto. 1.3505 0.04156 214 154 45 15
414 oops ! That's a scratch; your feet left the ground. 1.3503 0.04770 157 112 35 10
415 I guess we do play games with the universe 1.3500 0.04238 200 143 44 13
416 The last time you tried a fancy trick shot we lost Pluto as a planet, 1.3500 0.04465 220 166 31 23
417 If I don't play dice with the universe, you don't get to play pool with the solar system! 1.3497 0.04370 183 130 42 11
418 Blue ball in the black hole” is not an official call Gabriel. 1.3491 0.04836 169 124 31 14
419 And put theses back where you found them! 1.3491 0.04763 169 123 33 13
420 The best strategy is to keep Earth as far from Uranus as possible. 1.3488 0.05052 172 130 24 18
421 After six days of work, this is what you do on your day off? 1.3485 0.04384 198 144 39 15
422 Hey! Remeber it must go around the sun! 1.3476 0.04205 210 152 43 15
423 Tomorrow is the Seventh day. Put them back. 1.3476 0.04687 187 139 31 17
424 Don't hit that one, they have enough problems. 1.3476 0.04499 187 136 37 14
425 You know the rules: at least one foot on the clouds at all times. 1.3472 0.03964 216 153 51 12
426 Angels, your game time is up. Put these planets back in their orbits or I'll send you off to a black hole. 1.3472 0.04277 216 159 39 18
427 Alright, who said you could use my solar system? 1.3468 0.05027 173 131 24 18
428 Whadya mean you 'lost one'? 1.3466 0.04624 176 128 35 13
429 I wouldn’t worry about the blue one. It’s going to sink itself. 1.3464 0.04500 179 129 38 12
430 You're not allowed to wing it! 1.3464 0.04705 179 132 32 15
431 You need to keep one foot on a cloud! 1.3462 0.05035 156 115 28 13
432 Playing God without me....??? 1.3462 0.04868 156 113 32 11
433 It used to be 9 ball. 1.3462 0.04217 234 175 37 22
434 So while I'm resting on the seventh day, you come up with this? 1.3459 0.05046 159 118 27 14
435 Ok, enough of this, it's time for your harp lessons. 1.3455 0.04173 191 135 46 10
436 Go ahead. The dinosaurs will probably be fine. 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
437 Just run the table and let's move on to the next galaxy. 1.3452 0.04334 197 143 40 14
438 No inhabited planets! 1.3444 0.04682 180 133 32 15
439 Because I put them in that order for a reason! 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
440 Hurry up! It's Friday and this project is due tomorrow. 1.3441 0.04510 186 136 36 14
441 No,you may not name the first one to go in the hole Uranus. 1.3441 0.04940 186 143 22 21
442 Which one of you sunk Pluto? 1.3439 0.05008 157 116 28 13
443 No souls in need of saving today?? 1.3439 0.04459 189 138 37 14
444 Remember to call your shots, otherwise a scratch just looks like natural selection. 1.3436 0.04422 195 143 37 15
445 Just so you know, the bar closes in about ten billion years. 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
446 It's obvious you don't realize the gravity of this shot. 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
447 Solids or gases? 1.3425 0.05091 146 107 28 11
448 Stop playing with the Solar System, last time Pluto was demoted. 1.3421 0.04858 190 146 23 21
449 How do I explain this to the astrologers? 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
450 Don't you dare hit it, Turkey has suffered enough! 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
451 Did I just hear a big bang? 1.3407 0.04704 182 136 30 16
452 It's cheating unless you have at least one foot on the cloud. 1.3403 0.04419 191 140 37 14
453 Angels do not play pool with the universe. 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
454 Don’t waste your time with that one. It’s going to sink itself. 1.3400 0.04452 200 149 34 17
455 I'm pretty sure Earth is going to sink itself eventually. 1.3398 0.04078 206 148 46 12
456 Hey, it’s nine ball! What happened to Pluto? 1.3397 0.04260 209 154 39 16
457 Sink it ... evolution didn't work there. 1.3396 0.05112 159 120 24 15
458 Say a prayer for that one. 1.3393 0.04533 168 121 37 10
459 Whatever you do, don’t scratch the big blue ball. There would be, uh, consequences. 1.3393 0.04373 168 119 41 8
460 Careful. That one’s getting hotter. 1.3392 0.04630 171 125 34 12
461 Hey, hey - both feet on the cloud. 1.3390 0.04227 177 125 44 8
462 Not that one. It's already behind the eight ball. 1.3388 0.04617 183 136 32 15
463 Hey I thought we were playing Old Testament rules! 1.3388 0.04279 183 131 42 10
464 Go on, they deserve it 1.3388 0.04418 183 133 38 12
465 God does not play dice with the universe! Just a little 9-ball now and then. 1.3388 0.04349 183 132 40 11
466 Sinking the sun does not win the climate game. How many times do I have to tell you this? 1.3387 0.04564 186 138 33 15
467 One foot on the cloud, Gabriel!!! 1.3386 0.04385 189 138 38 13
468 Did you two lose Pluto again?!? 1.3372 0.04608 172 126 34 12
469 What happened to playing dice with the Universe? 1.3372 0.04608 172 126 34 12
470 Of course we'd all like to play 9-ball; but without Pluto we're one short! 1.3371 0.04406 175 126 39 10
471 Cheater! One foot on the cloud! 1.3371 0.04480 175 127 37 11
472 Easy with that one - the people on there were created in my image. 1.3371 0.04764 175 131 29 15
473 Don't sink that one or we lose next-day delivery... 1.3368 0.04381 193 142 37 14
474 sorry, but you don't have a prayer with that shot! 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
475 Einstein said I did not play dice; he did not know about pool. 1.3357 0.05055 143 105 28 10
476 I wanted an infinity pool. 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
477 Be careful with it. It's the only one I have left. 1.3356 0.05004 149 110 28 11
478 Who’s winning the Carl Sagan Memorial Billiards and Billiards Tournament? 1.3354 0.04518 164 118 37 9
479 Not a chance in hell you can make that shot. 1.3354 0.04680 164 120 33 11
480 We’ll start over with sentient turtles. 1.3333 0.04606 183 137 31 15
481 Fifty souls says he misses. 1.3333 0.04111 219 162 41 16
482 Okay, who pocketed Pluto? 1.3333 0.04406 183 134 37 12
483 Need I remind you what happened to Pluto? 1.3333 0.04692 171 127 31 13
484 Uh-uh. One foot on the cloud." 1.3333 0.04594 180 134 32 14
485 Okay,but just one more solar system,then off to bed 1.3333 0.04841 156 115 30 11
486 Where did the little one go? 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
487 You guys are good, but watch what I can do when it’s my turn! 1.3316 0.04338 187 137 38 12
488 Let’s have some fun. Put back-spin on the blue one. 1.3314 0.04612 175 130 32 13
489 C'mon, Gabriel. You know it's at least one foot on the floor when shooting. 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
490 Okay, do I need to pull Newton over here to explain the rules, again? 1.3314 0.04595 172 127 33 12
491 Nor do I play pool with the universe. 1.3314 0.04576 169 124 34 11
492 And they thought we were bowling the whole time. 1.3313 0.04356 163 116 40 7
493 Lets see if they still think God is dead after this shot. 1.3310 0.05184 145 109 24 12
494 How many times? One foot on the ground Lucifer. 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
495 It practically sinks itself. 1.3299 0.04183 197 144 41 12
496 The rules were easier to understand when Pluto was a planet 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
497 Aha! So that's what happened to Pluto! 1.3289 0.05168 149 113 23 13
498 Do you realize how much earthquake repair I have to every time you play this. 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
499 We got trouble right here in Heaven. With a capital “T” that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool! 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
500 Don't bother; I've decided that life is going to be a crap shoot. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
501 You do realize you can't play nine-ball with that solar system anymore, don't you? 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
502 That one already has a spin on it. 1.3280 0.03850 186 130 51 5
503 You don't have a prayer? 1.3274 0.04427 168 122 37 9
504 Eighth planet in the right back pocket 1.3272 0.04620 162 119 33 10
505 I asked you not to play with Uranus. 1.3268 0.05065 153 116 24 13
506 Thou shalt not alter the Earth's rotation. 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
507 Return the planets to their proper orbits immediately, children, or face consequences of biblical proportions. 1.3268 0.05065 153 116 24 13
508 The thunder is not loud enough, go back to bowling! 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
509 God doesn't play pool, either. 1.3261 0.04638 184 140 28 16
510 Player must maintain one foot on floor during any shot 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
511 I see they delivered his pool table upstairs and my harp downstairs again. 1.3252 0.04991 163 125 23 15
512 How is that good for our brand? 1.3247 0.05036 154 117 24 13
513 So, this is what you asked me to create black holes for? 1.3242 0.04472 182 136 33 13
514 Well, 9-ball's out now that we've lost Pluto. 1.3242 0.04334 182 134 37 11
515 So you think that you know all the angles? 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
516 Saturn, corner pocket. 1.3240 0.04661 179 136 28 15
517 Tell Einstein he was right - I never played dice with the universe. 1.3239 0.05246 142 108 22 12
518 I'm pretty good at calling the shots. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
519 I knew those "Flat-Earthers" were getting their crazy ideas from somewhere! 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
520 Hey! I spent 6 full days working on those. 1.3235 0.05411 136 104 20 12
521 Not that one, I already consider it sunk. 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
522 OK, I’ll be more specific. God does not roll dice OR PLAY POOL with the universe. 1.3232 0.04489 164 120 35 9
523 And to think they're only worried about a little climate change. 1.3232 0.04733 164 123 29 12
524 Who's gasses and who's solids? 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
525 Who took Pluto off the table again? 1.3230 0.04953 161 123 24 14
526 Of course I don’t play dice with the Universe. 1.3228 0.05101 158 122 21 15
527 And to think we used to smite those sinners one by one! 1.3228 0.04602 158 116 33 9
528 I’d leave that one for later. It will sink itself. 1.3226 0.04924 155 117 26 12
529 I used to think randomness governed the universe. 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
530 Hey, you're gasses not solids 1.3216 0.04592 171 128 31 12
531 Try spinning that one with a 23 degree axial tilt. 1.3214 0.04800 168 128 26 14
532 Not quite the Big Bang I had in mind. 1.3212 0.04466 165 121 35 9
533 This is not what He had in mind for the Big Bang! 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
534 And they think you're up here bowling! 1.3210 0.04769 162 122 28 12
535 Have you considered the gravity of this situation? 1.3209 0.04179 187 137 40 10
536 Lost Pluto? Again? 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
537 What part of 'stop after Pluto' didn't you understand? 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
538 "Where's Pluto?" 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
539 You didn't learn your lesson with Pluto? 1.3203 0.04964 153 116 25 12
540 Though known for the Ascension, we don't cheat with feet raised off the ground. 1.3203 0.04877 153 115 27 11
541 I don't care what they call Pluto now. I still want to play nine ball. 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
542 You know the rules. One foot on the cloud at all times! 1.3200 0.04368 150 107 38 5
543 Good luck re-racking'em. 1.3198 0.04569 172 129 31 12
544 At least one foot has to touch the cloud. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
545 Don't you think they have enough troubles? 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
546 That's not what I meant when I said let's play a game of 8-ball! 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
547 Didn't I tell you to quit playing with them after you scratched Pluto? 1.3191 0.04489 188 143 30 15
548 Want to see them go nuts? Knock them near that comet. 1.3185 0.04870 157 119 26 12
549 It's the seventh day... It was supposed to be MY day to break. 1.3179 0.05093 151 116 22 13
550 OK, where's Pluto? I was going to make it bigger before you started playing. 1.3176 0.05077 148 113 23 12
551 Not from that angel! 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
552 You're supposed to be practicing the harp! 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
553 Don't make me say it again, Fred, one foot on the cloud. 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
554 I thought I told you to stop playing games with the universe. Next it'll be dice. 1.3169 0.04370 183 137 34 12
555 Who put Pluto in the side pocket? 1.3168 0.04264 161 116 39 6
556 NASA is going to love this. 1.3165 0.04925 158 121 24 13
557 If you scratch I'm going to have to begin creation all over again. 1.3164 0.04543 177 134 30 13
558 "No, no, no, the Moon is the queball. 1.3158 0.04977 152 116 24 12
559 Earth has enough problems without you sending into a black hole! 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
560 I said pray with Janet, not play with planets! 1.3155 0.04787 168 129 25 14
561 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 1.3154 0.05047 149 114 23 12
562 No, I won't call you Seraphim Slim. 1.3154 0.05047 149 114 23 12
563 No pressure, but if you miss that shot, I'm sending you to wait in line at a DMV for an hour, or eternal damnation. Your choice. 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
564 Why don’t we give earth a break?” 1.3152 0.04614 165 124 30 11
565 Make it look like an asteroid hit it.” 1.3152 0.04451 165 122 34 9
566 That's gonna be one hell of an earthquake. 1.3152 0.04451 165 122 34 9
567 The sun is missing. Would you please check the side pockets? 1.3152 0.04451 165 122 34 9
568 So what if Raphael got mad he lost and hid the pool balls. Please put the planets back where they belong. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
569 #614...Thou shall not hover. 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
570 Who do you think you are, ME? 1.3149 0.04468 181 137 31 13
571 At least one foot on the clouds. You know the rules. 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
572 I ALSO don't play billiards with the universe. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
573 I worked for 7 days straight and it’s just a big game to you?! 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
574 I love it when we mess with the laws of physics. 1.3145 0.04474 159 117 34 8
575 One foot on the cloud when shooting! 1.3145 0.04562 159 118 32 9
576 Stop it. Earth has been behind the eight ball for too long already. 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
577 You kids just don't take my work seriously! 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
578 "No way in Heaven you are going to make that shot". 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
579 Anyone so skilled at this game is in the wrong place . 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
580 For the millionth time it’s pronounced ‘Uhr-ann-uss’! 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
581 So THIS is what’s been causing the earthquakes!” 1.3133 0.04590 166 125 30 11
582 How many times have I told you, you have to let Pluto play with you." 1.3132 0.04237 182 135 37 10
583 This sure beats the air hockey table controlling the stock market 1.3129 0.04998 147 112 24 11
584 Do you two know anything about a cyclone on Earth? 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
585 I don't care. Put Pluto back in the game. 1.3128 0.04499 179 136 30 13
586 You know the rules. Both feet on the floor. 1.3125 0.04671 144 106 31 7
587 Be careful with that one! it's already falling apart. 1.3125 0.04180 176 129 39 8
588 You already sunk Pluto. Do you really think they need more chaos? 1.3125 0.04623 160 120 30 10
589 Careful - That one’s kind of wet and squishy. 1.3121 0.04458 173 130 32 11
590 I said it’s a game of angles not angels! 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
591 I said 'angels and spheres' not angles and balls. 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
592 Up yours, Galileo. 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
593 Right here in Heaven. Trouble with a capital "T" And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool! 1.3118 0.04663 170 130 27 13
594 When you play 9-ball, you'll need to add Pluto. 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
595 Who are you calling 'cue ball'? 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
596 Gabriel, you know that billiards rules state that even archangels have to keep one foot on the cloud during play! 1.3114 0.04566 167 126 30 11
597 Alright, what did you do with Pluto? 1.3113 0.05076 151 117 21 13
598 Harold Hill was right. 1.3111 0.05511 135 106 16 13
599 Not so easy now that it's not in the center, is it? 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
600 So this is what happened to the dinosaurs! 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
601 Einstein was right. I don't play dice with the Universe. 1.3109 0.04388 193 148 30 15
602 That hole is reserved for Elon. 1.3108 0.04968 148 113 24 11
603 Go ahead and hit the Earth ball--they'll think it was a meteor. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
604 We're on a cloud - of course the table's not perfectly level. 1.3099 0.04713 171 132 25 14
605 Here comes the Big Bang. 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
606 Oh, sure. Pocket the planet that's practically gone already. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
607 One foot on the cloud: that's the rule. Also, stop fucking with the planets. 1.3095 0.04383 168 125 34 9
608 Who said you could borrow my planets to play pool with? 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
609 Don’t you think they have enough to contend with? 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
610 So Pluto isn’t part of your game either, eh? 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
611 Since when is Pluto not a planet? 1.3092 0.05381 152 122 13 17
612 It was so much harder to run the table when Pluto was a planet. 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
613 Your attitude to Armageddon is way too flippant. 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
614 I want to see you both in confession later 1.3092 0.04871 152 116 25 11
615 The winning angel becomes a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy “ 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
616 I didn't create the universe just for you guys to play 9-ball. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
617 The Devil says you two cheated the hell out of him. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
618 Remember, if that one goes in the pocket it’s game over. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
619 I just got a call from the head of celestial navigation. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
620 Einstein has been quoted to say "God does not play dice with the Universe". As anyone can see, this was absolutely correct. 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
621 Sink it and see if they still think it's a hoax.” 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
622 You know the rule - one foot on a cloud while shooting. 1.3086 0.04403 162 120 34 8
623 Sink that and the game is over! 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
624 Try to keep the fiery ball of atomic fusion out of the side pocket please.. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
625 I thought I heard a Big Bang. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
626 And I say it was predestined for the corner pocket. 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
627 The rules are simple, you have to use a moon to hit a planet 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
628 The Randomness of Cosmic Events 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
629 Time to make some kids think there's a thunderstorm. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
630 I still can't believe they named it Uranus. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
631 Flat earthers will never believe this. 1.3077 0.04779 156 119 26 11
632 The sun needs those back in orbit immediately. 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
633 One foot on the cloud! 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
634 Both feet on the clouds, buddy! 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
635 Don’t tell me you forgot Pluto again. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
636 So playing a harp, non-stop for eternity, is too boring for you? 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
637 I told you doing mushrooms before we came here was a bad idea. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
638 Do you have any idea how many complaints I’m getting about this? 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
639 This is not what I meant when I said I needed a break. 1.3066 0.04698 137 101 30 6
640 So help Me - if you break one more of Newton’s laws... 1.3064 0.04368 173 130 33 10
641 Careful! If you sink Mars, I win. 1.3062 0.04433 160 119 33 8
642 You two are supposed to be helping at the Pearly Gates. 1.3061 0.04789 147 111 27 9
643 OK! Which of you whacked Pluto? 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
644 Don't get too close to the black holes. 1.3059 0.04339 170 127 34 9
645 Who screwed with Pluto again?! 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
646 You break it, you own it! 1.3053 0.05297 131 101 20 10
647 Dice? Maybe not. But billiards? Absolutely! 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
648 That's enough for now, Earth needs to cool off. 1.3052 0.04904 154 119 23 12
649 Take it easy! The last game you wiped out the dinosaurs! 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
650 Another game? You know when you do that the prayer line rings off the hook. 1.3050 0.04381 141 102 35 4
651 See? You can’t play 9-ball with only eight planets. 1.3049 0.04526 164 124 30 10
652 Earth - far left pocket. They're practically sunk already. 1.3046 0.04506 151 112 32 7
653 Without Pluto we're playing 8-Ball. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
654 Rules are rules…one foot has to be on a cloud! 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
655 WHAT DID YOU DO TO PLUTO?!?!?!?! 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
656 Hey Steve, you make this trick shot, you’re promoted to ‘Arc’ Angel. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
657 Get that stick away from Uranus. 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
658 He never uses a bridge; he just wings it. 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
659 I thought you gave up planet pool for lent. 1.3037 0.05390 135 106 17 12
660 Stop! This is how we lost Pluto. 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
661 Don’t you think those poor bastards have been through enough already? 1.3034 0.04727 145 109 28 8
662 You’re supposed to hit the asteroid into earth, not the other way around 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
663 Just so we're all clear, that pocket goes straight to hell. 1.3029 0.04618 175 136 25 14
664 What in God's creation is this! 1.3026 0.04854 152 117 24 11
665 It will be sudden death if earth falls into a black hole. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
666 I know they are not to scale but, if they were, the game would suck. Also screw Pluto. 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
667 My house. My rules. 1.3020 0.04538 149 111 31 7
668 Best two out of three. Winner gets to smote New Jersey. 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
669 God does not play dice OR pool with the universe! 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
670 Didn't I tell you not to tear the space-time fabric? 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
671 For the last time, at least 1 foot on the cloud! 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
672 Come on, it's my table! I get next game!! 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
673 Okay, so NOW it’s a ‘planet’… 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
674 Only eight? You don't get to decide Pluto's not a planet. 1.3011 0.04378 176 134 31 11
675 You two...there's been a lot of praying coming from Earth today. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
676 At least one foot on the cloud when playing around the world. 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
677 I said ANGLE shot! 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
678 I feel the earth moving under my feet 1.3006 0.04856 163 128 21 14
679 Nice try, angels. No, you may not play *billiards* with the universe either. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
680 You get one shot, all the planets must align, and remember, God doesn't like losers. 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
681 I saw you scratch pluto. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
682 How about let’s start again from the Big Bang? 1.3000 0.04634 170 132 25 13
683 I’ve always preferred a game of skill over one of chance. 1.3000 0.04500 140 103 32 5
684 When I said "celestial pool" I meant one with water! 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
685 Don't you dare hit into the black holes. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
686 And you’d rather have an Xbox? 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
687 Jeez, remember rules are rule. Feet on the ground! 1.2994 0.04536 167 128 28 11
688 Have you two learned nothing from the Pluto debacle? 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
689 What on Earth are you two doing? 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
690 Wish the flat earthers could see this. 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
691 Are you solids or gaseouses? 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
692 Wait! That's Mother Nature's call. Don't mess with Her! 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
693 It’s the universe! Not a toy! 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
694 You do and all the prayers go into your inbox. 1.2989 0.04253 174 131 34 9
695 All I ask is that you don’t scratch Uranus. 1.2986 0.05405 144 116 13 15
696 I don't play dice with the universe and I certainly won't play pool with you. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
697 Alright, what happened to the nine ball rack? 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
698 How many times have we talked about wasting energy on that one? It's about to sink itself. 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
699 I did not make those planets for your amusement. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
700 Be careful about using Earth as the prime mover for what happens in the solar system. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
701 Hey, what do you think you're doing? The last time you played pool with the solar system, the dinosaurs got wiped out!" -Ian van der Vant, 13 years ol 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
702 Remember to put just the right spin on it. 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
703 I didn't move the planet; the pool table is expanding at an alarming rate. 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
704 Put a little less English on it this time. 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
705 A lot easier without Pluto, don't you think? 1.2973 0.04442 148 110 32 6
706 One foot on the cloud, Angelo! 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
707 Take it easy you guys, I’m getting a lot of complaints. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
708 No, not an official rule, but levitating IS cheating. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
709 So, you think the cosmic order is just a big game, huh? 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
710 Don’t put too must spin on earth 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
711 Rules are both feet on the cloud! 1.2969 0.04203 128 91 36 1
712 I was wondering why the harp music stopped! 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
713 You scratched when you sunk Pluto. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
714 I don't think you folks realize the gravity of the situation. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
715 It's silly to think I play dice with the universe! 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
716 THOU SHALL NOT HUSTLE THY LORD, THY HOST! 1.2966 0.05811 118 94 13 11
717 Start with Saturn. Earth's already behind the eight ball. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
718 No way, I’m not in anyone’s pocket. 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
719 Game over. Earth is already sunk. 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
720 Everything was already perfect just the way I set it up. 1.2963 0.04356 189 147 28 14
721 I prefer to play dice 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
722 I'm solids. You're gases. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
723 Fine. I won't intervene. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
724 God does not play pocket billiards with the universe 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
725 Are you high? 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
726 Dice, my ass. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
727 Thou shalt not make anymore Uranus in the hole jokes! 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
728 God does not play billiards with the universe 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
729 Hey, watch where you're aiming! I don't need another extinction event on my hands. 1.2957 0.05657 115 90 16 9
730 Gabriel: you float, you foul! 1.2956 0.04237 159 118 35 6
731 So, this is why 2 billion people interrupted my nap! 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
732 What happened to Pluto? 1.2955 0.05128 132 102 21 9
733 One foot on the floor, Michael. 1.2955 0.04212 176 133 34 9
734 Ask yourself, "would you rather win or have dinosaurs?" 1.2955 0.05349 132 104 17 11
735 Not that one! They have Matthew McConaughey. 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
736 Remember, always keep the blue one behind the 8 ball. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
737 Careful— I put dinosaurs on that one 1.2948 0.04337 173 132 31 10
738 Aim for the stars 1.2946 0.05762 112 88 15 9
739 You know the rules. You have to have one foot on the cloud! 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
740 Put them back in orbit when you're finished playing! 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
741 Don't scratch on Earth or I'm gonna have to start all over. 1.2945 0.05066 146 115 19 12
742 Let's not have another Pluto incident. 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
743 Both feet on the cloud, please. 1.2941 0.04238 153 113 35 5
744 You know that's cheating and you could go straight to ... uh, never mind! 1.2941 0.04826 119 88 27 4
745 Only I call the shots on the planets! 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
746 Einstein was right about that. I don't play dice with the Universe. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
747 No nine ball. Pluto is not a planet, you'll have to play eight ball. 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
748 Remember, you need to specify which gate of hell you are going for. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
749 That one's tricky, hit it hard. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
750 The different gravitational pull of each planet makes it challenging. 1.2936 0.05727 109 85 16 8
751 Haven’t they suffered enough ? 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
752 OK, which one of you 'wise angels' took Pluto? 1.2930 0.04631 157 121 26 10
753 If you're so confident, bet your wings on it. 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
754 Just remember the gravity of what you are doing! 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
755 That one never goes where it should! 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
756 There has got to be a better way where I should put the planets. 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
757 OK - who sank Pluto? 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
758 So long dinosaurs! 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
759 I wouldn't hit that one too hard Michael, I'm sending you there next week 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
760 So was it worth the 47 million dollar shipping charge? 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
761 Oh for God’s sake, you’re hitting the only one with soul! 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
762 After this, how bout a game of dice? 1.2920 0.04415 137 101 32 4
763 You know the rule: at least one foot on the cloud! 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
764 When you’re done, Thor needs them back for Whac-A-Mole. 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
765 At this rate, the Earth will sink itself. 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
766 God does not play dice with the universe, and You definitely do not play pool with it! 1.2917 0.04167 168 126 35 7
767 So help me Me, they’d better be aligned by the time I’m back. 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
768 The last time you tried that stupid shot, you wiped out the damned dinosaurs. 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
769 Put Earth in its place. 1.2914 0.04264 151 112 34 5
770 Be careful, that one wages war. 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
771 The winner gets to fire up the sun. 1.2913 0.05489 127 101 15 11
772 I see you sunk Pluto already. What’s next? 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
773 When I promised Einstein that we didn't play dice, I didn't expect you to start playing pool! 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
774 Didn't I tell you that we don't play billiards with the cosmos here? 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
775 What - you think this is a game? 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
776 Don’t touch, I spent a whole week working on that thing 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
777 Thou shalt not mess with My planet. 1.2906 0.04711 117 86 28 3
778 Both feet have to be on the cloud! 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
779 Go for it—that side pocket is a black hole. 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
780 Albert! God does not play pool with the Universe! 1.2903 0.04753 155 121 23 11
781 Hitting that one will cause another Great Extinction. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
782 This is exactly the game the humans suspect we are playing 1.2901 0.05024 131 101 22 8
783 OK, but put them back when you are done. 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
784 They may say that down on Earth, but I insist that you not play this game without a Pluto. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
785 Earth has had enough earthquakes this year. Try taking out Pluto. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
786 In addition to dice, God doesn't play billiards with the universe 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
787 Even a wing and a prayer won’t help you. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
788 On the Fifth Day, Mars in the corner pocket 1.2897 0.05078 145 115 18 12
789 Careful. Earth is notoriously bad at making contact with other worlds. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
790 I said "All humans on Earth come from the same gene pool," not "Go play Gene with the Earth humans in a game of pool?" 1.2893 0.05682 121 97 13 11
791 I told you to play dice with universe not pool! 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
792 You know I will get blamed for this, right? 1.2892 0.04278 166 126 32 8
793 It’s not nine ball without Pluto. 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
794 They get sillier and sillier every century - this Galileo fellow thinks they all go around the Sun.” 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
795 Winner's playing me over on the parallel universe. 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
796 No need to call it, that one typically sinks itself. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
797 For God's sake. Stop cheating! 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
798 I started with a flat Earth, but it wasn't much fun. 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
799 Contrary to popular opinion, I play dice with the Universe, not Pool. 1.2883 0.04149 163 122 35 6
800 You think my creation is some kind of game? 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
801 You're stuck playing 8 ball unless they declare Pluto a planet again. 1.2880 0.04658 125 93 28 4
802 The only way he'll sink that ball is on a wing and a prayer. 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
803 I had to move heaven and earth to get this up here. 1.2879 0.04629 132 99 28 5
804 Tim, you're overthinking it, just knock the planet into the black hole! 1.2877 0.04952 146 115 20 11
805 You know, I don’t need a cue to play. It’s all in my mind. 1.2877 0.04952 146 115 20 11
806 Did I give you wings for that? 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
807 What are the cues for? I created the black holes for a reason. 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
808 Seriously, kids? I rest for one day... 1.2870 0.05628 115 91 15 9
809 I'll only play if we bring back Pluto. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
810 What did I say about putting Saturn in Pisces?! 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
811 Why is Pluto still on the table? 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
812 No, no. You were assigned to the Praying Pool! 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
813 How many times do I have to tell you...the earth ball goes in the pocket on the LAST move. 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
814 God does not shoot pool with the universe, either. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
815 Don’t scratch the earth ball! 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
816 I can tell this one is headed straight for the gutter" 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
817 Hurry up, you two, we're naming the animals on the next cloud. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
818 I told you the rules don't allow Pluto to be on the table any more. 1.2857 0.05291 133 106 16 11
819 Andy Borowitz studies angels for sarcastic New Yorker article. 1.2857 0.05741 119 96 12 11
820 Don’t you think they have enough problems. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
821 ...and which one of you took Pluto off the table? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
822 I think you’ve forgotten who calls the shots around here. 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
823 Easy does it. Last time you wiped out all the dinosaurs. 1.2857 0.05098 140 111 18 11
824 OK. Who knocked the 9-ball off the table? 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
825 All those flying lessons for this? 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
826 Seems the whole world's no longer in my hands. 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
827 Best part is they’ll blame global warming. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
828 And for this shot, a 6.0 magnitude should do the trick. 1.2848 0.04242 151 113 33 5
829 Well Pluto was the easy one! 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
830 Less English this time. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
831 You're not only going to destroy the Earth on that shot, but you're also going to scratch." 1.2847 0.04794 144 112 23 9
832 I see you've been taking cues from me. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
833 Luckily for Earth, you have broken the one foot on the ground rule 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
834 Yeah, just like we did to Pluto. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
835 I don't care if you are an archangel. Two feet on the clouds--no indulgences 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
836 I suppose we can blame the destruction of all the dinosaurs on an "asteroid" and not on you guys killing time after work on a Tuesday? 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
837 I’ll do it myself, if you don’t sink this! 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
838 Winner gets a Milky Way 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
839 It'll be Uranus if you don't sink this! 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
840 I bet you can't make a full orbit! 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
841 Einstein was right. God doesn't play dice with the universe. 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
842 I told you to take Pluto off the table years ago! 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
843 This is not why I created the heavens and the earth. 1.2836 0.05148 134 106 18 10
844 Careful with your backspin. Remember the last time Earth went in the pocket, back in 2020? 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
845 Sinking Pluto was one thing, but doing the same to Earth is another story. 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
846 Einstein was correct----God does not play dice with the universe--but he does play billiards 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
847 In what universe do you think this would be ok with me? 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
848 It’s nine-ball, Go find Pluto 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
849 How many times have I told you that the planet Earth has enough problems already? 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
850 Watch it! You already scratched Pluto. 1.2829 0.04218 152 114 33 5
851 So you’re jst going to wing it? 1.2824 0.04999 131 102 21 8
852 Who drank my beer? 1.2824 0.04633 131 99 27 5
853 Okay, where'd you put Pluto? 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
854 Where are we after the big break? 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
855 OK Aristotle, feet on the ground, wings down, cue ball in the side pocket, earth before eternity. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
856 When I said it's time to realign the planets, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.2823 0.04660 124 93 27 4
857 Put it into the side pocket. Then we won't have to deal with it anymore. 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
858 And we don't play pool with the universe either. 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
859 Who's gaseous, and who's terrestrial? 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
860 I suppose next you’ll be using words like “swell” and “so’s your old man”! 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
861 Are you playing solids or gas giants? 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
862 Didn't we use to require two feet on ground when shooting 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
863 If he scratches, the ball restarts with the 7 days of creation 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
864 Odds are 70% the felt gets soaked if you hit the blue ball. 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
865 Why are there only 8? I swear if you lost Pluto we're going to have a lot of explaining to do 1.2815 0.05114 135 107 18 10
866 What on planet earth are you doing? 1.2812 0.05075 128 100 20 8
867 That's not what 'winging it' means. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
868 I said I don't play dice with the universe. I never said I don't play pool. 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
869 I see you've pocketed Pluto again. 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
870 Have you forgotton already Gabe, rules say one foot on the floor! 1.2806 0.04214 139 103 33 3
871 You know this is how we lost Pluto. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
872 Wow ! If you keep playing like this we might have a new black hole ! 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
873 We also don’t play POOL with the universe. 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
874 Remember! Uninhabited worlds only! 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
875 So that was the big bang that I just heard. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
876 Why can’t you go out and play in the Milky Way like other children?? “ 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
877 Thou shalt not winneth if thou scratcheth Uranus. 1.2800 0.05279 125 99 17 9
878 No chance! If you make that in, I’ll populate one of these rocks. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
879 I was hoping you'd make better use of eternity than working on a bank shot! 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
880 That break certainly was a Big Bang . 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
881 Einstein was half right. I don’t play DICE with the universe. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
882 The Lord will play the winner. 1.2797 0.05501 118 94 15 9
883 Don’t put any English on it, they’re touchy about inclusion 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
884 Yeah. I've got "Uranus in the corner pocket" right here. 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
885 You can’t move the sun…only the planets move! 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
886 Remember to put them back in order when you are done... 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
887 So, what’s it going to be—faith or geometry? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
888 Softly now. I'm already getting complaints about all the thunder. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
889 This would have surely upset Enstein. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
890 Fools! The planets are the playthings of the gods, not you two. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
891 Didn't you learn your lesson from 'The Music Man'? 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
892 Hey, it’s Sunday. 1.2785 0.04387 158 122 28 8
893 With the condition the world is in, this is how you're spending your spare time? 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
894 Avoid the West Bank with that one. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
895 I knew I'd find you up here!!! 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
896 When you asked if you could have the whole world in your hands, this is not what I envisioned. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
897 He doesn’t call ‘em. I call ‘em. 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
898 Thou shall not covet another angel's balls. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
899 We can't play 9-ball without Pluto! 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
900 God doesn’t play billiards with the universe, either. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
901 Would you like it more with gravity switched on? 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
902 Pool is MY game. You know I don’t play dice. 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
903 As it turns out, I do play pool with the universe." 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
904 How many times do I have to tell you kids not to play with my balls? 1.2778 0.05479 126 102 13 11
905 Oho! Cutting Celestial Choir again,are we? 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
906 What in the world are you playing? 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
907 Don’t scratch Uranus 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
908 I’d say lets play nine worlds but now there’s only eight! 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
909 Thou shall keep one foot on the floor. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
910 How many times have I told you to quit playing with the Universe? 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
911 Well it looks like we’ve got trouble my friends, right here in heavenly city. 1.2773 0.05459 119 95 15 9
912 Make it and you'll go straight to hell! 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
913 Angle it a bit to the right to align the planets. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
914 I call that shot the dinosaur killer" 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
915 Take your time. Remember, James Webb can see you now. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
916 They're called pockets, not black holes. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
917 And you guys wanted a ping pong table. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
918 Don't they know a thing or two about getting a bad break? 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
919 Which one of you angels put Mercury in Retrograde tonight? 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
920 Gently, let’s not lose another one. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
921 Fourteen billion years and you still haven't finished this game? 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
922 Will you stop fooling around and just sink it! 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
923 Wait, don't hit it yet. First I wanna see who wins the Super Bowl. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
924 No you can't shoot a moon. 1.2759 0.04641 145 113 24 8
925 10 minutes more, then I start Creation. 1.2759 0.05419 116 92 16 8
926 Looks like stripes is winning… 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
927 Relax. There's no rule about 'feet on the ground' when you play in heaven. 1.2756 0.04224 156 119 31 6
928 Planets not drawn to scale. Pluto sold separately. 1.2756 0.04508 156 122 25 9
929 Do you realize what will happen if you sink the 8-ball? 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
930 I told you about playing pool with the planets. 1.2756 0.04566 127 96 27 4
931 Empty your pockets. Who's got the sun? 1.2756 0.04566 127 96 27 4
932 Here we go again, the one game I told you not to play. 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
933 Yes, children, this would be more fun without Newton's pesky laws. But I will NOT change them. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
934 What was that big bang? 1.2750 0.04422 120 89 29 2
935 To be exact, Einstein said that I don't play dice with the universe. He didn't say anything about pool. 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
936 One foot on the cloud dammit. 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
937 If you think wearing that halo gives you an edge, you can forget it! 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
938 Go ahead, run the table. But no rematch for seven days. 1.2746 0.04373 142 108 29 5
939 It's all fun and games until someone loses an island. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
940 Are you just waiting for your cue? 1.2746 0.04911 142 113 19 10
941 It's too easy without Pluto in the rack. 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
942 This is not how I planned the end 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
943 We don't play by snooker rules here! 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
944 Okay, if you can pocket Pluto, it will no longer be a planet. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
945 Gabriel, you know the rules, one foot has to be on the cloud. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
946 The last time you two played, we lost Pluto. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
947 What are you two up to? I never gave you permission to play with my toys. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
948 Listen, I don't mind you guys having some fun from time to time, but the optics are really terrible. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
949 If it's anyone's plaything, it's MY plaything! 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
950 My omniscience prevents me from accepting your bet. 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
951 No, it’s dice that I don’t play 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
952 But you said we could play with whatever we wanted! 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
953 Look, I don’t get to play dice with the universe, and you don’t get to shoot pool. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
954 Okay, which one of you knocked Pluto off the table? 1.2734 0.05286 128 103 15 10
955 I heard you guys giggling when you shot Uranus. 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
956 Here’s the thing about omnipresence—you know when you are being hustled. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
957 The blue one is worth 8,000,000,000. 1.2727 0.06061 99 80 11 8
958 I don't care who's ahead, 'Earth in the side pocket' is just too New Testament-ish. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
959 Shouldn’t we be playing pickleball? 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
960 That was NOT what I expected when you asked for a pool room! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
961 I don't care what you think of Pluto. The game's still '9-Ball.'' 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
962 NO, I told you to "Shoot the Moon" ! 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
963 No, I sad you could play Asteroids! 1.2727 0.04539 154 121 24 9
964 You lose if you scratch on Uranus. 1.2721 0.04685 147 116 22 9
965 Put some English on it. Try aiming for London. 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
966 Einstein may have said that I don't play dice with the universe- but he never said anything about POOL! 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
967 We don't play dice with the universe, but we love to play pool with the solar system! 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
968 I didn’t care for you playing dice with the universe, this is not much better. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
969 The blue balls are the important ones. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
970 Ahhh….my precious Earth. Remember, it doesn’t always roll as intended. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
971 Alright you two, 2023 years is enough of a break! 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
972 I don't play dice, either. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
973 I thought we were supposed to have at least one foot on the floor. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
974 Why do you keep betting on the outcome? I’m omniscient for crying out loud… 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
975 No, the phrase is NOT "to hell in a corner pocket.' 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
976 Alright!! Which one of you scratched Pluto? 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
977 Just because I am all-knowing doesn't mean you don't have to call your shots. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
978 Save a planet for me! 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
979 They don’t have a cue. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
980 For the last time, stop playing with the planets! 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
981 I said "Help me with the angels, not the angles". 1.2707 0.05021 133 106 18 9
982 Scratch that ball, and you're on permanent duty at the gate 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
983 The fate of humanity rests in the magic eight ball. (Please let this caption win!) 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
984 Let's see them make a horoscope about THIS! 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
985 If you make that shot, it’d be a miracle 1.2705 0.05339 122 98 15 9
986 Just avoid another Big Bang and gently tap the continents counter clockwise. 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
987 Well, be glad that you're not living there. 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
988 Well, at least it's not dice. 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
989 How many times have I told you to stop using Earth as the cue ball?" 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
990 No, Earth is the 8-ball. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
991 I told you after that nonsense with the dinosaurs, FIND ANOTHER GAME! 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
992 Hurry it up. Me and Satan have next game. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
993 No, Andy, feet on the ground...you know the rules. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
994 Hey, you now the rules Keep your feet on the cloud. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
995 So you have wings -- KEEP ONE FOOT ON THE FLOOR! 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
996 You know the rules- At least one foot in the clouds 1.2698 0.05091 126 100 18 8
997 Careful, that one's my favorite. 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
998 Whoever pots the black hole loses. 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
999 Not that one -- they have a Covenant 1.2697 0.04665 152 121 21 10
1000 Wings down! One foot on the clouds. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
1001 Come on, this is serious.... Feet on the floor....No fly assists! 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
1002 Well, I’m glad someone finally found a use for those things! 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1003 What's next in your downward spiral? A Taylor Swift concert? 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
1004 If Galileo's up here, he needs to see this ! 1.2692 0.05213 130 105 15 10
1005 Let's see you do Earth in the side pocket.. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1006 Of course God doesn’t “play dice with the universe”, he plays pool with the universe! 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1007 Thou shalt not play nine-ball without Pluto! 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1008 How many times must I tell you? We do not roll dice with the universe, and we do not shoot pool with the solar system! 1.2690 0.04182 145 110 31 4
1009 Earthlings to Mars, not the whole damn planet. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
1010 When I asked you to perform miracles on Earth, I wasn't talking about doing trick shots with it. 1.2689 0.05297 119 95 16 8
1011 Be gentle with that blue one. We've got a pool going on how big the dinosaurs will get. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1012 Careful. If you scratch on the earth ball, the whole cosmos could be at risk. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1013 Try not to sink that planet, you've got to get down there tomorrow 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1014 Did you think the "One Foot on the Floor Rule" was only for mortals? 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
1015 After one too many "carom off Uranus" jokes, the first of the fallen angels were cast out of heaven. 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
1016 Both feet on the cloud, Gabriel. Don't make me say it again. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1017 Knock it off. We only play dice with the universe. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1018 Go to hell; we're a pickle ball community. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1019 One foot on the ground Timmy. One foot on the ground. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1020 Since when did Earth have a cue about anything? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1021 I will never understand why people think gravity is a thing. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1022 One foot on the cloud, if you please. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1023 Punch a hole in Earth’s ozone layer and you’ll both be grounded 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1024 Using black holes as pockets? Brilliant! 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1025 New rule: Pocketing Earth is no longer a scratch. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1026 It's all in the spin 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1027 How many times have I told you? No playing with the solar system! 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1028 Don’t play with Uranus 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1029 Hit hard. Give'm hell. 1.2672 0.04952 116 90 21 5
1030 Maybe I should start from scratch." 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
1031 I said "Big Bang" not Big Bank"! 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
1032 So, you've had your little fun with Pluto. 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
1033 Who lost Pluto? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1034 Heck, go ahead and use Earth as the cue ball. They deserve it. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1035 Fool! That one's already gonna sink itself." -Andy Chen Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1036 I bet my only begotten son you won't make that shot. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1037 In my day we played the 9 ball version, with Pluto. 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1038 Go Old Testament on it. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1039 Nine-ball was a better game, until the scientists ruined it. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1040 Let's test your empiricism now, David Hume. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1041 you do realize the corner pocket is a black hole ? 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1042 Who said you can play God 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1043 Cut that out! I didn’t create them for your amusement. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1044 It will be more than just a new world order. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1045 Don't waste your shot--that one's already sunk. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1046 This is not what I meant by “a match made in heaven”! 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
1047 Mars ball in the corner pocket. 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
1048 Put them back in their axis and rotation ! 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
1049 Call your galaxy. 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
1050 If you aim at Florida for the next shot, you will definitely put that red ball in the pocket. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
1051 Yeah, yeah - I miss playing nine-ball, too. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1052 With that shot Earth will go the same way as Mars. 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
1053 I don't make the rules. But, you have to have one foot on the floor. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1054 Gabriel you’ve already lost! I saw the black hole go into the pocket. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1055 Careful with that one. It's warmer than usual. 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1056 Much better than playing dice! 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1057 No more! I’m still thinking of a way to explain Pluto missing. 1.2649 0.04275 151 117 28 6
1058 In my day, We used all nine planets. 1.2649 0.04275 151 117 28 6
1059 Ahem - Thou Shalt Keep One Foot on the Cloud at All Times While Executing a Pool Shot. 1.2647 0.04205 136 103 30 3
1060 Just because I don’t play dice with the universe does not mean it’s all right to shoot pool with it. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1061 The last time you lost a ball, the Americans shot it down. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1062 So this is the room where it happens. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1063 You know the rules, you must keep one foot on the cloud. 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
1064 You’re literally poking holes in their ozone. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1065 It is hard to play 9 ball without Pluto 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
1066 Alright... but in 500 million years, it's going back down to the basement. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1067 You need to have one foot on the floor. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1068 I'll play pool with the planets. But I don't play dice with the universe. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1069 No extra spin on this one 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1070 Ariel, you've got to call your planet. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1071 Einstein was right,no dice... but billiards? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1072 No, I said we need more BILLBOARDS. 1.2640 0.05223 125 101 15 9
1073 So you're the ones making the world out of whack! 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1074 Hold on, something doesn't look right... wasn't Pluto here just a minute ago?" 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
1075 God may not play dice, but I sure do play pool! 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
1076 What have you done with Pluto this time? 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1077 Now Gabriel, you know that is an illegal shot. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1078 How many times do I have to tell you guys ? WE DON'T PLAY BILLIARDS WITH THE SOLAR SYSTEM ! 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1079 This game is going to hell. 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1080 I shouldn't have to say this, but 'no dice with the universe' obviously includes billiards. 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
1081 How many times have I told you two not to snooker around with the solar system 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1082 Do you want to be permanently behind the eight ball? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1083 Careful. That one has started to wobble. 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1084 Did one of you sink Pluto while I was in the bathroom? 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1085 Let's see what happens when we make planet Earth the cue ball. 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1086 Even angels have to keep one foot on the ground while shooting. 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1087 You don't need to give it spin. I already gave it spin. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1088 Put a little English on it to separate the day from the night. 1.2624 0.04683 141 112 21 8
1089 Why can't I find Pluto anywhere? 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1090 This is much better than playing dice with the universe. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1091 If Galileo is up here, he absolutley needs to check this out 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1092 Lucifer, if you make this shot, I’m sending you straight to Hell. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1093 I didn’t invent balls for this kind of play! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1094 Leave Earth alone. They are already in a hole. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1095 Don't allow the planets to fall into any black hole. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1096 Who sank Pluto? 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1097 Just because it’s a game doesn’t mean I’m not competitive. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1098 Hit that one a little bit harder this time… there’s something odd growing on the surface. 1.2617 0.04606 149 119 21 9
1099 Which one of you forgot to turn off the rain 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1100 I said you needed a new angle, not a new angel. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1101 That blue cue ball in the center pocket sends them all to hell. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1102 ...and they have to be pocketed in the correct order 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1103 It took me almost a whole week to rack those 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1104 Now who scratched Pluto? 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1105 Same rules here,one foot on the deck. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1106 Well if that's your play, I'll alert the Four Horsemen. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1107 Saturn in the corner black hole 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
1108 Black hole, corner pocket. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1109 It took me almost a week to make that! 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1110 Well, it's better than dice, but I'm still not playing it with the universe. 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1111 Careful - don't scratch Orion's felt. 1.2605 0.05529 119 98 11 10
1112 The rule clearly states “player must have one foot in contact with the cloud…” 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1113 My new universal set?…and you lost Pluto! 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1114 I'm more in the mood to play dice. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1115 This is fun. But tomorrow it's back to dice. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1116 Bored with social media again? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1117 You know the rule, Gabriel. One foot on the cloud at all times! 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1118 For the last time, hit it softer! I still can't find Pluto. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1119 Imagine, next door they have virgins and rivers of wine." 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1120 You've been hanging out with Lucifer again, haven't you? 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1121 Put them all back. All of them ! NOW! 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1122 I said I want the Earth in 'my' pocket! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1123 No, I love to play. Just not dice. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1124 Watch out for Bruce Willis and a bunch of oil rig workers! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1125 At least one foot on the cloud! 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
1126 Make it look like an asteroid. 1.2595 0.05035 131 106 16 9
1127 This shoot will only align once in a millennium! 1.2595 0.05035 131 106 16 9
1128 Admit it! You lost Pluto again! 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1129 Lighten up, it's a game! 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1130 You know the rules: two feet on the cloud! 1.2593 0.04928 135 109 17 9
1131 Be careful with that one. My son is down there. 1.2593 0.06082 108 91 6 11
1132 STOP! This one belongs to HER! 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1133 What have you done with my Sun? 1.2593 0.05790 108 89 10 9
1134 Okay, who put the planits on the pool table… NOT OKAY GUYS… 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1135 Talk about beating me at my own game... 1.2590 0.04933 139 113 16 10
1136 You don't need to sink the earth. They will do that themselves! Salman Remtulla, Mississauga Ontario. 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1137 Just wait until your Father gets home. 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1138 No cheating. Both feet on the cloud. 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1139 I call all the shots. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1140 You didn't have to break with such a big bang! 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1141 Paul Newman, you aren’t! 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1142 If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times. I'm the only one who hustles anyone around here. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
1143 Just remember... I can hear you loud and clear every time you invoke my name after missing a shot! 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1144 Make sure that one goes in the pocket! 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1145 2020 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1146 Earth Ball, Corner Pocket… It was going down the tubes anyway. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1147 The fault is not in the stars but in ourselves." 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1148 You're at it again? Did you learn nothing when we lost all the dinosaurs? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1149 Chalk it up to inexperience. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1150 Take it easy this time, remember what happened with Pluto. 1.2578 0.05232 128 105 13 10
1151 Beat it kids. The road shark is here! 1.2577 0.05913 97 79 11 7
1152 If the angel has his angle right, it’ll be Earth to Venus in the corner pocket. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1153 Care to make it interesting? 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
1154 It's no use, I've got the whole world in my hands. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1155 Did you clear this with population control ? 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1156 Marbles? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1157 Rules are rules, even in heaven. You have to keep at least 1 foot on the floor! 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1158 I told you Earth is not the cue ball until they are all on Mars 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
1159 Einstein didn’t say anything about billiards. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
1160 It sure beats playing dice with the universe. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1161 My creation is not your plaything! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1162 What happened to the nine ball? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1163 Careful with that shot! The blue and green one has hamburgers 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1164 Finally, I get to see if Earth really is flat! 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1165 Ew, how do you not notice that something is growing on that one? 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1166 And River City thought they had problems! 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1167 There's one missing! Where's Pluto?! 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1168 For Heaven's sake, where on Earth is Pluto? 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1169 If you sink it, Pluto becomes a minor planet. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1170 You don't have a prayer of making that shot. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1171 Have you considered the impact the on the '24 elections? 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1172 If it violates gravity, it’s a scratch. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1173 Hey! You know the rules: at least one foot on the clouds for any shot! 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1174 The game is EIGHT Ball -- we had to eliminate Pluto. 1.2560 0.05194 125 102 14 9
1175 I said: ‘On the seventh day we rest’! 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
1176 Ten bucks says you can't get it in the black hole. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1177 Mars in the side pocket? Who do you think you are? Elon Musk? 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1178 I got next. 1.2556 0.06430 90 75 7 8
1179 People always forget, I created pool on the third day as well. 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
1180 Alright, who sunk Pluto? 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1181 Don't mess with Texas! 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1182 Are you solids, stripes, or gas giants? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1183 You know that I could fly too, if I wanted to, right? 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1184 You'll drive the astrologers crazy! 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
1185 Uh, uh, uh..... you must have at least one foot on the cloud. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1186 Oh that's going to send the Flat-Earthers over the edge 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1187 don't you have something better to do? 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1188 What did I tell you about Uranus jokes? 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1189 "Make sure that when you rack those planets, you put them back in the right order! 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
1190 Are these from my new solar system? 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1191 The eleventh commandment shall be: One foot on the floor. 1.2545 0.04368 110 83 26 1
1192 It’ll be just the three of us. Mary’s home with cramps. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1193 C'mon Gabriel. You know the rules. One foot on the cloud. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1194 Be careful with that shot It could wind up behind the 8-ball. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1195 We’ve got trouble, right here in Heaven. Trouble with a capital "T" And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool! 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1196 You want to play 9 ball again? Take it up with the humans. 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1197 There are no spares. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1198 I'm the only ONE who smites that blue one. 1.2544 0.05404 114 93 13 8
1199 If you wait for him to finish you'll be here forever. 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
1200 When I said store it in the cloud, I didn't mean literally. 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1201 You can't keep picking on Earth! 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1202 You've got to have at least one foot on the cloud! 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1203 It’s not my fault. Blame Neil deGrasse Tyson. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1204 The Ten Commandments don’t apply to billiards. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1205 Hang on a minute. Wait until they say, 'Peace and security!'. 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
1206 If the Earth gets knocked out of orbit, it had better go into the corner pocket. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1207 So this is what happened with Pluto. 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
1208 I told you billiards not pool. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1209 Neil Armstrong just landed on your cue, so after lining this shot up for 4.53 billion years, it's a foul. Tough luck. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1210 Shouldn't you two be on some politician's shoulders somewhere? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1211 This explains a lot. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1212 Earth is NOT the 8-ball! 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1213 I told you not to hang out with Minnesota Fats 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1214 I’d go Saturn, side pocket. Easy on the English. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1215 This is not what I meant by divine intervention! 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1216 Let’s put their silly laws of physics to the test. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1217 It’s a wing and a prayer to make that shot. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1218 Umm, you're supposed to shoot them around the Sun... 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1219 Who racked these planets out of alignment? 1.2524 0.05969 103 86 8 9
1220 What did you do with the nine ball? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1221 Stop giggling every time I tell you to stop playing with Uranus. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1222 They don’t always take our cues. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1223 We create everything, even climate change. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1224 I am going to put both of you behind the eight ball . 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1225 Cut the crap Gabrielle! You know the rule - at least one foot on the cloud. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1226 If anyone asks, I've been with you the whole day! 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1227 Just remember, you two will be charge of answering all their prayers. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1228 Hey, who wants to play skeeball next? 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1229 Close game, who’s Gas Giants and who’s Dwarf Planets? 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1230 You’re in Trouble. That’s a capital T that rhymes with P that stands for Purgatory “ 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1231 And I say you can't play nine ball without Pluto. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1232 Remember, you have to pot the black hole last 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1233 It's just a game" 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1234 Stop making those big bang noises. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1235 I took 7 days and 7 nights to create that orb! If you sink it, I’ll have Uranus! 1.2521 0.05366 119 98 12 9
1236 It's like ping pong, you hit the white ball. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1237 This motherfucker. 1.2520 0.05473 127 107 8 12
1238 Better angles ?? 1.2520 0.05473 127 107 8 12
1239 According to the Good Book, you have to leave the Earth in the Center. 1.2519 0.04888 131 106 17 8
1240 I originally designed this to be used for Nine-Ball. 1.2519 0.04786 135 109 18 8
1241 Hold off on that one for a bit. We’ll give them a little more time. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
1242 You need to put things into perspective. The cosmos isn't everything. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1243 I leave for a day and this is how you treat my stuff? What the hell, Lucifer? 1.2500 0.05320 116 95 13 8
1244 Pot that Gabe and I'll smite thee. It took me six days to create it. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1245 Ok "God", double or nothing, Pluto in the corner pocket. They won't miss it anyway. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1246 It's actually on loan from hell. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1247 Trust me- You only get one shot at this. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1248 This is a violation of the Prime Directive! On second thought, Earth in the side pocket. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1249 If you disrespect Earth, where will you get your billiard supplies? 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1250 Now let’s see who can run the universe! 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1251 Ask not where Pluto is, just get behind the eight ball. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1252 Not a snowball's chance.....you make that shot 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1253 If you play too much spin we'll be here for years..... 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1254 Sink the blue ball, its a gonna anyway." 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1255 Einstein doesn’t know how to play and Sagan cheats. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1256 What in heaven’s name have you done with the cue ball? 1.2500 0.04394 116 89 25 2
1257 I let Pluto slide, but if you lose another one I'm sending you back to cloud 8 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1258 Playing with chakras again? How will we ever bring the Buddhists to our side? 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1259 The "Bang Bang" was just scratch, happens sometimes 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1260 Earth off Mars into the side pocket 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1261 This Pluto situation totally ruins our 9-ball tournament! 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1262 Do your worst. That one only took six days for me to make. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1263 What do you mean, 'Earth in the side pocket?' 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1264 I didn't say you could wing it! 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
1265 Sure, now that you downgraded Pluto it’s eight ball with the planets. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1266 your mother is right. Those wings give you an unknown advantage. 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1267 You’ll tilt Earth’s axis if you hit it like that. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1268 Gabriel, remember... your feet have to touch the clouds for the Deluge to count! 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1269 This is how we lost Pluto! 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
1270 At least one foot shall stay on the flo - Oh, never mind. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1271 When worlds collide, am I right? 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1272 I’ll bet you the Milky Way he misses Mars in the corner pocket. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1273 I don’t believe in an interventionist god,” the song said. Well we’ll see about that 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1274 You are supposed to keep one foot in the clouds when taking a shot! 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1275 Remember what happened last time you scratched? 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
1276 Not so hard...we already have a grand canyon! 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1277 Illegal shot. You have to have at least one foot on the clouds. 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1278 The ‘gravity’ of the game has changed without Pluto.” R.Weingast New York, N.Y. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1279 Billiards is fine, but we do not play dice with the universe. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1280 So you think the people of Earth are cue-less? 1.2480 0.05036 125 102 15 8
1281 This is not what I had in mind when I said 'knock some sense into them'. 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
1282 They're orbs, orbs!!! not balls you nimwits 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1283 I said no wings! 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1284 Put some English on England 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
1285 Wasn’t the house rule that one foot must be touching the cloud? 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1286 C’mon, you know the rules. One foot on the floor! 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1287 Careful with that ball. . . actually on second thought, give it a little nudge! 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1288 Is that shot humble enough for you? 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1289 I don't play pool with the universe either. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1290 Poket, not black hole 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1291 In my day we had Pluto! 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1292 Keep one foot on the cloud, boy... 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1293 Don’t take that shot until we get the results of next year’s elections, 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1294 I said No. And we don't play dice with the universe, either. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1295 no no no… guys… the idea is to keep them OUT of the black holes. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1296 I much prefer you Sounding the Trumpets 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1297 I told you 'no playing Planet Pool'! It gets them off their orbits. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1298 I hope you know that I may send you back to live there someday. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1299 I didn't make them just for you to play with. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1300 When I said ‘You can play on any planet you want’ I did not mean it literally. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1301 Well, for one, I don't need a stick to make a big bang and, two, this is not the only game in town, you know! 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1302 Just because I win every time is no reason not to ask me to play. 1.2476 0.05544 105 86 12 7
1303 I told you to work like angels, not work the angles! 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1304 Jump shots? Please, they are still struggling to understand relativity! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1305 Seriously? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1306 Looks like he’s right on cue. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1307 Earthquake? Them's the breaks. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1308 I've told you before; one foot on the floor when you please your shot! 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1309 When Einstein said I "don't play dice with the universe," you shouldn't have taken that as a challenge. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1310 “I say we snooker that one.” 1.2475 0.04539 101 77 23 1
1311 Playing God again? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1312 And on the seventh day the angels played pool" is not how it goes 1.2474 0.06048 97 81 8 8
1313 So now you know the truth. This is really how an angel gets his wings. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1314 You said you missed the shot because of an act of God? 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1315 Just because God doesn't play dice with the universe doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with a friendly little game of cosmic 8-ball. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1316 THIS ought to mess with their heads. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1317 Not too much spin, things are already out of control down there! 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
1318 All right who sunk my dear Pluto while my back was turned?" 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1319 Rule 1 - 2 feet on the floor 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
1320 You weren't supposed to start playing until you got a cue from me 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1321 What’s going on here? You know we only play dice with the universe! 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1322 Let's see if you can pull of that Hail Mary shot. 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1323 I say trouble with a capital T! 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1324 ... and the ninth ball will show up and disappear at random times during the game. 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1325 Pluto is a planet because I say it's a planet. Got that? 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1326 Stop playing with the universe! 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1327 It's taking you longer to sink it than it took me to make it! 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1328 Ahem... Not that one .. That's the eight ball! 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1329 The castrati in the Heavenly cmChoir want their balls back. Now! 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1330 This is not what I meant when I told you to help clear the table. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1331 I know one is missing. Blame Neil Degrasse Tyson! 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1332 Feet on a cloud 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1333 Oh, come on. Did Lucifer teach you this game? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1334 Haven't they experienced enough mass destruction? 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1335 And I’m telling you no, God doesn’t play pool with the solar system! 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1336 Any idea who put the three wise men in my foosball table? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1337 Give it a little spin! 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1338 Armageddon or not, you need a cue ball. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1339 Still only pocketed Pluto? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1340 Because I said so, that’s why. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1341 Gabriel, stop cheating. There's no such thing as "angel rules" so keep one foot on the floor when you shoot. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1342 I told you already: no dice, no pool. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1343 People behind the 8 ball may still be admitted here. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1344 Try making them all from scratch. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1345 I don't care what he said, I want to play dice. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1346 You know, it's ironic that I control the very fabric of space and time...yet I cannot seem to slow down inflation. 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
1347 Now what did we learn from that time you lost Pluto? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1348 It took me eight long weeks to make this set, so let's keep it on the table this time. 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
1349 It's not a Commandment, but you have broken several rules from our employee manual. 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
1350 Earth is not a cue ball... 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1351 No wonder Neil deGrasse Tyson is complaining! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1352 Do you know how long it took me to arrange this setup? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1353 If I don’t play dice with the universe, you don’t shoot pool with it. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1354 The Seraphim say you Cherubim are hogging the pool table again. 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
1355 You're down to eight--so you're in trouble already. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
1356 On earth as it is in Heaven? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1357 Since when do angels play dirty pool? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1358 When I said, "Chalk one up for Satan," that was just a figure of speech. 1.2444 0.06183 90 75 8 7
1359 Is it going to take seven days for you to create a shot? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1360 Pool is so much better than dice. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
1361 When I declared this game would be for the World’s Championship, it was NOT meant to be literal. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
1362 Take all the time you want, Gabriel. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1363 St. Paul said you hustled him out of ten bucks 1.2441 0.04964 127 104 15 8
1364 You can't play without the BIG BLACK eight ball. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1365 No, you can't play pool with the universe either! 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1366 No, you're gas planets, I'm rocks! 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1367 Careful, avoid the dinosaurs. 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
1368 Hey! One foot on the floor. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1369 What do you mean, “How do I know it’s my cue?!” 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1370 Thou shalt play eight-ball, NOT nine-ball!! 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1371 Are you playing Me? 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1372 God does not play dice (or pool) 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1373 Careful not to scratch on Uranus. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1374 Put a good spin on this ball. I'm so tired of them insisting the Earth is flat. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1375 You expected pickleball? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1376 You do realize that pocketing the sun has caused endless nights? 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
1377 Remind him what happened to Icarus. 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
1378 No Dice and No Pool! Got it? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1379 This isn't working. Rack em up and do the Big Bang again. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1380 You KNOW when you realign the planets it messes with their elections..! 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
1381 Just keep Pluto out of it. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1382 Paul Newman and I have the next game!! 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
1383 I thought we'd agreed that I could play God! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1384 Just be sure not to cause another earthquake this time." 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1385 No dice, but what could a little billiards hurt? 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
1386 Interns!!! 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1387 You think making the universe was hard, have you ever seen a New Yorker cartoon with color? 1.2424 0.04943 132 109 14 9
1388 Careful! If you sink the earth ball, you lose. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1389 You have to get just the right spin on Earth if it's going to be habitable. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1390 Ah ha! That explains the strange prayers. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1391 When it’s your turn, you can arrange them any way you want. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1392 I said 'plan it,' not 'planet' 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1393 When you play “Planets” no feet on the clouds! 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1394 Thou shalt not steal the break. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
1395 You're quite unnecessary: That one is doing a good job of sinking itself. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1396 Stop it, guys! This is how we lost Pluto, remember? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1397 Doomed civilization, corner pocket. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1398 Feet in the clouds. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1399 Yup, there’ll definitely be some English on it if you hit it there. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1400 Is there a way it can start that doesn’t involve the big bang in the beginning?! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1401 Nothing has changed...Pool still starts with "P" that rhymes with "T" that stands for Trouble... 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1402 It's just more fun when the stakes are real, you know? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1403 You do know Pluto doesn't count? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1404 This is how you get flat earthers. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
1405 It's rapture time...Earth to blackhole in the corner. 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
1406 Bob! You're cheating! You must have one foot on the cloud before making a shot. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1407 Naughty Mars, prepare to drop into the black hole. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1408 I told you to stay away from River City. 1.2412 0.04300 170 140 19 11
1409 Rip the felt and you go to Hell. 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
1410 You know the house rules: One foot on the floor on every shot. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1411 Devil in the corner pocket! 1.2409 0.04694 137 112 17 8
1412 One foot has to remain on the cloud 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1413 You keep messing with the solar system and the boss is going to send us all to hell. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1414 You need to keep your feet on the cloud and if you can't reach the planet you want you'll need to use the bridge. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1415 You know I called next game. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
1416 Ya got trouble my friend, with a capitol T. \ 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1417 He's right. I would never play dice with the universe. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1418 Don't scratch the felt! 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1419 Asteroid into earth? Again? Really? Did you not learn your lesson before? 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1420 Sorry, you must keep at least one foot on the cloud at all times. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1421 You must keep one foot on the cloud. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1422 Gabriel, make sure the cue strikes right around Wall Street, would be the perfect bank shot. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1423 Now who played my quarter? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1424 Now, you know what I said about playing pool with the dog’s chew toys. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1425 What song from The Music Man don't you remember? 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1426 I noticed you did not put anything in the offering after the Super Bowl. 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
1427 I don't know. Call your shot, and I'll make it work. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1428 Thou shalt not make a hole in one! 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1429 Quickly, quickly, Mercury is in retrograde again! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1430 this is why i decreed that you must keep one foot on the cloud 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1431 Oh, go ahead! My opinion doesn't matter! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1432 Ok. But this time, no gambling! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1433 Hey - you have to keep one foot on the cloud. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1434 If you're looking to put Mars in the corner pocket, you are sure to scratch Uranus. 1.2394 0.04462 142 115 20 7
1435 Einstein notwithstanding, in my day we played dice. 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1436 Rack my worlds will you!? 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1437 Put some English on it... as well as Mandarin, Hindi, Arabic, Spanish, French... 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1438 You guys gotta call your shots! 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1439 While you are d own here playing planet balls,you left the pearly gates open and all sorts of riftraft have wondered in The 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1440 'You have to keep one foot on the cloud." 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1441 Thou shalt not scratch. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1442 I"m glad you found some use for Earth. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1443 Just because you couldn't get Pluto into a pocket doesn't mean that it's not a planet! 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1444 So, the white ball just' floated off'? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1445 It’s a lot easier without Pluto! 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
1446 I used to challenge people to figure out how many of you could fit on the head of a pin. Now you're playing billiards with the universe! 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1447 Hey! Put those back where they belong. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1448 Want me to spell it out for you, Sweetie? O-M-N-I-P-O-T-E-N-T. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1449 I told you we don’t play pool with the universe! 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1450 Uranus in the side pocket? Don’t even think about it. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1451 I meant “no dice” in a broader sense. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1452 Well we've got trouble, right here in Silver City. 1.2385 0.04860 130 107 15 8
1453 Oh we got trouble. That planetary game is a devil's tool. Yes, big big trouble with a "T". Gotta rhyme it with "P" , And that stands for pool. 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
1454 Maybe it needs some backspin 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1455 Don’t think of it as a black hole, think of it as a fresh start for Mars. 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
1456 I borrowed Pluto for the foosball table, but I'm not sure it belongs there either. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1457 Willie Mosconi told me to never stretch! Get the bridge, for my sakes! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1458 Leave this one; it’s taking itself out of play any minute now. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1459 Didn't I forbid existential snooker? 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
1460 No, it's dice I don't play. I'll take on the winner! 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
1461 You can sink this shot but FYI they already sunk themselves. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1462 I believe I said I'd play dice! 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1463 Wait, let’s bet on which theory they’ll come up with next 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1464 However we plan it, that orb's going down. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
1465 10 bucks says your shot goes straight to hell. 1.2376 0.05827 101 85 8 8
1466 For heaven’s sake, it’s way past your cloudtime. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
1467 I don’t play dice with the universe, but… 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1468 Remember, you scratch that ball and I'll withhold all snowfall for a major city! 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1469 I told you not to play with Uranus. 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
1470 I'm getting a lot of complaints from Earth every time you knock it off the table. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1471 Don't look so worried. Those who can't play teach. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1472 For you, its a game but real people can get hurt. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1473 I'm going to have to notify HR. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1474 Just checked, Bohr is actually siding with Einstein on this. So, last game, ok? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1475 You're supposed to hit the cue ball. That's the screwball. 1.2366 0.04826 131 108 15 8
1476 Don't scratch. I'm still working on that planet. 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1477 I've been getting complaints about dust storms of chalk. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1478 I don't play dice with the universe, but I will play pool. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1479 Just because Einstein specified dice doesn't mean this is permitted. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
1480 No cheating! Keep your feet in the clouds. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1481 Have you guys seen the Pluto ball anywhere? 1.2366 0.05999 93 78 8 7
1482 Beats playing Craps with Einstein! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1483 Is the solar system just some kind of game to you kids ? 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
1484 Stop it! I told you not to play with my universe. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1485 Now this will knock out the dinosaurs! 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
1486 Stop messing with my solar system. I put a lot of thought behind this. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1487 Satisfying, isn't it? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1488 Next you'll want to try smoking! It's a slippery slope! 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1489 Wait, what happened to Pluto? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1490 Perfect now show em a little piece of heaven! 1.2360 0.06397 89 76 5 8
1491 9-Ball was a lot easier when we had Pluto 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1492 It’s funny that they think there is some Grand order to the Universe! 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1493 Come now, kids. Surely you have better things to do with your time! 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1494 You can’t play dice with the universe, but you can sure as hell play pool. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1495 I play neither dice nor snooker with the universe. Just pickleball. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1496 I said I had next game! Does my word mean anything around here? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1497 Okay, now aim just over Papua New Guinea. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1498 The true cause of climate change 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1499 Play time’s over! Let’s not keep them waiting at the gate 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1500 Yes, God does not play dice with the Universe. Pool is my game. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1501 Careful. Sink that one and you go down with it. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1502 Hey! Careful with that cue planet! 1.2358 0.04909 123 101 15 7
1503 In the beginning, there was chaos. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1504 Their astrologers will never see this coming. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1505 Not to be a know-it-all but, you really should have at least one foot on the floor while making a shot. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1506 And these silly humans keep calling the pockets “black holes”. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1507 easy there pal, i still want to see avatar 3 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1508 I thought you said you were playing Asteroids. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1509 I told you to take Pluto off the table. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1510 Just don't float that ball over the United States. 1.2348 0.04793 132 109 15 8
1511 You can't just go around interrupting my games 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1512 Can you believe those idiots think you guys are bowling? Jesus! 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1513 New Commandment: Stop saying "Big Bang" every time you sink one! 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1514 You simply cannot cancel gravity jsut to play 8-ball. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1515 We don't change the rules because Einstein goes into a sulk for a week. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1516 You have to maintain at least one foot on a cloud at all times. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1517 I step away for two eons—TWO—and this is how you treat my creations? 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1518 Just a tap, Ernie. Leave the big bangs to me. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1519 I told you not to rely on Earth for anything! 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1520 And don't let me catch you playing dice either! 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1521 We don’t play dice… or pool with the universe 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1522 Blessed are those who scratch 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1523 Wait! I haven't invented chalk. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1524 I said no more playing until you find Pluto! 1.2347 0.05766 98 82 9 7
1525 You do realize that if you sink that earthball, there will be so many of you up here that this table will be busy for the entire Millenium, right? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1526 We’ve been screwing around with Earth for centuries. Why don’t you two pick on Jupiter for a change. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1527 Remember there’s no ball return up here. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1528 When you kids are done playing, make sure to put them back where you found them and cover the table 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1529 No floor, no ‘one foot on it’ rule. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1530 Climate change in the side pocket. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1531 You have to call your pocket! Otherwise everything is random. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1532 The guy downstairs has made it perfectly clear that Cheaters never prosper 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1533 What do you mean Pluto isn't a planet, I though they brought it back?! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1534 Be careful, The last time you played this game you lost Pluto. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1535 One foot on the cloud. Or are you not familiar with the Eleventh Commandment? 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1536 I TOLD you the earth isn't flat. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1537 I’ve told you many times you’re not good enough to be playing Earth that way, and lots of people are going to get badly hurt and that’s going to affect our reputation. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1538 Oh! But me using my Omnipotent power was frowned upon! 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1539 Foul…. You have to have at least one foot on the cloud 1.2333 0.04054 120 93 26 1
1540 No "English" needed on that one, it's already spinning out of control. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1541 I thought I told you to give Earth a bit of a break. 1.2333 0.04483 90 69 21 0
1542 He's got one thunderbolt of a break shot. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1543 Banking Mars without Bezos is strictly forbidden! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1544 First you taunted them with balloons. Now what? You want to screw with their orbits? Grow up! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1545 Let's see you make a Constellation. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1546 Gabriel, this your last warning. One foot must remain contact with the cloud at all times. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1547 Can't wait to hear what their astronomers dream up to explain this! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1548 Now, both feet on the clouds! 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1549 Rip the felt and you're going to Hell! 1.2328 0.05101 116 96 13 7
1550 Leave it to Angels to play all the angles 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1551 Fair warning: The earth is warped. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1552 Einstein didn’t say anything about pool. 1.2326 0.06336 86 73 6 7
1553 Not again! There was a lot of grumbling down there when you pocketed Pluto. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1554 I don't see the attraction. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1555 You know the rules. The cue ball is Mercury. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1556 Both feet on the clouds. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1557 You’ve lost it too many times, so I’m declaring Pluto is no longer a planet. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1558 So this is how my naughty children caused my favorite planet to tilt on its axis! This will cause constant climate change. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
1559 Are you sure you want to do that? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1560 Guess who's Jewish? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1561 No Michael, that's Earth. You only get one shot! 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
1562 Be gentle with Earth, they are still recovering from the pandemic. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1563 You can't play 9-Ball with only 8 balls! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1564 knock it off 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1565 In my day we all played 9-Ball. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
1566 I’ve told you, you cannot play without Pluto, regardless of what the so-called scientists say. 1.2316 0.05883 95 80 8 7
1567 Angels smangels – we don’t run a pool hall here. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1568 Gabriel, you know the rules in this pool hall: feet must always be firmly planted on a cloud. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1569 You know full well that this is reserved for Me and the Evil One in the end times! 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
1570 Which pocket? It’s a miracle you earned your wings. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1571 No, no, no, I invented the black hole - I get to destroy the planets. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1572 You're giving it too much english. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1573 How many times must I remind you Gabriel, both feet on the floor! 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1574 Azrael, feet on the floor or it's a scratch. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1575 Feet on the clouds at all times! 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1576 That's not what they're for! 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1577 This is why you wanted to earn your wings? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1578 Both feet on the floor, Moroni. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1579 Trouble, you got trouble, right here in Celestial City! With a capital "T" and that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool.... and you pocketed Pluto!! 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1580 Use a bridge like everyone else. 1.2308 0.06068 91 77 7 7
1581 If you don't make this shot, it will eventually sink itself. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1582 You think this is a game? You think I just have a hand in my pocket? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
1583 No, actually, this is just a game! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1584 See? Einstein was right - God doesn't play dice with the universe! By the way, ya gotta call that corner.... 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1585 When I said to bring something up from the underworld, I was thinking of a person... 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1586 Ok Gabe! I’ll let it go this time, but remember: One foot on the floor. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1587 The dinosaurs had a good run. 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1588 Pool is okay, but I promised Einstein no dice games. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1589 It’s that bad there? 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1590 Hey you two, that's MY job. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1591 Thanks to Pluto being downgraded, we can play 8 ball again. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1592 Stop it, you two! The last time you pulled this stunt Pluto got downgraded. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1593 The physics is just not going to allow that to happen. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1594 How can the stars align if you keeping banging the planets around? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1595 I told you we had enough space for a pool table. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1596 I know they’ve misbehaved but try not to send them into a black hole any sooner than necessary 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
1597 Again, how did we managed to lose the 9 ball? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1598 I grant you courage to play against G-d and wisdom to accept defeat. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1599 You'd better not scratch - last time it caused a global pandemic! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1600 Thou shalt have at least one foot on the floor! 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
1601 Now they'll have to stop using that simple-minded dice analogy. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
1602 I call the shots around here ---that's too much spin on Earth! 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
1603 Get used to it. It's a man's world. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1604 This version of planet fitness is much better. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1605 Clearly, we all know which one the 8-ball is, riiight? 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
1606 Dice, I said! On Mondays we play dice with the universe! 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1607 They'll never guess this is how the dinosaurs really went extinct. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
1608 Try another. That one's already sunk! 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
1609 What ever you do, don't put more spin on that one than it already has. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1610 What will it take for them to see death and destruction isn't a game? 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1611 That's playing it pretty fast and loose with the fate of the universe, don't cha think? 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1612 Thanks for asking, but it’s not my game. I like playing dice with the universe. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1613 I use to be unbeatable at 9 ball until Pluto got the boot 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
1614 Of course Pluto is a planet. No Pluto, no nine ball! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1615 What on Earth are You aiming to do that I couldn't? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1616 What do you mean my ninth planet was "too small to play with"! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1617 Hey, no scratching Earth! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1618 …with a capital G that stands for me, so no more pool! 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1619 Aren't you supposed to be Marjorie Taylor Greene's guardian angel? 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1620 You don't get to hover over the table. Hovering is cheating. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1621 Mother Earth is NOT going to be happy with you two! 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1622 For you two - wrath of God will have a new meaning! 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1623 I see you ate another apple 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1624 Remember last time when the stick slipped and it went sailing across and they all thought it was an ‘interstellar visitor?’ Hilarious. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1625 No! I never said they'd be to scale! Blame somebody else for a while! 1.2286 0.05457 105 88 10 7
1626 This is fun, but I do miss playing 9-ball. 1.2283 0.04768 127 105 15 7
1627 No, Gabriel, you have to sink them in order - Mercury first! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1628 Firstly, the planets must be aligned, boys! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1629 Which one of you knocked Pluto off the pool table? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1630 In what universe is this OK? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1631 How many times do I have to say it? Do not play around with your homework! 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
1632 Are you going to play or just keep arguing about a ninth one? 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1633 Ever hear the at least one foot on the floor rule? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
1634 Well, Missy, as a matter of fact, I AM the boss of you. 1.2278 0.06483 79 67 6 6
1635 Hit it in the Fertile Crescent. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
1636 What about a game of dice, Mr. Einstein? 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1637 Planet or not.. It's NOT 9 ball without Pluto!! 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1638 Now, I said eighth planet from the sun. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1639 Where’s the nine ball? 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
1640 Okay. Just don’t play dice with the Universe. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1641 I didn’t create the earth just for you to play with it! 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
1642 Creationism, yes. But recreationism, absolutely not. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
1643 Is this the way to spend your day when there is work to be done? 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
1644 Thou shalt not screw thy neighbor. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
1645 You know the rules - at least one foot on the floor! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1646 Recreation? Really? 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1647 Wow, you’re really heating up! 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1648 Let's get this straight. I don't play dice with the Universe and you don't play pool. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1649 I command that you may not play without Pluto! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1650 Stop winging it! 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1651 Ok , my perfect angels, what did you do with Pluto? 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1652 Global warming will take care of that one. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1653 Feet on the Floor, Gabriel 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1654 Maybe we can give Earth a rest for a few millennia and practice our bank shots with Mars and Saturn for a bit, hmmmm? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1655 Earth has had enough earthquakes. Why don't you pick on Jupiter for a change? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1656 Next time, I'll break. 1.2266 0.04734 128 106 15 7
1657 This clearly falls under the dice prohibition. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1658 Revelations definitely didn't see this one coming 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1659 ...Anyway, I'm pretty sure the humans are already on the way out, so it's no big deal. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1660 For the last time, if I can't play dice with the universe, you can't play pool with the solar system either 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1661 I didn't bring you up here to waste time playing pool! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1662 You're not playing until you return Pluto! 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1663 Just because you can line up the planets, doesn’t mean you can win in pool. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1664 If these planets aren't back revolving around the sun in three seconds, you can forget about the hot cross buns for dessert. 1.2262 0.06416 84 72 5 7
1665 Very funny.... people have messed up the Earth enough and now you two are doing THIS? 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
1666 You’ve lost Pluto as a planet. Do you want to lose Mars too? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1667 I used to shoot pool better when I drank, too. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1668 One foot on the cloud, Gavin! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1669 We all know where you are, but rules are rules. 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1670 I command you to cue with Pluto. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
1671 What do you mean, you're not playing 'Copernicus' rules? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1672 That's OK, but no playing dice with the universe! 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1673 Who gave you permission to play with this solar system? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1674 Hey, we also don't play pool with the universe. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1675 For the love of God, that's not what Einstein meant! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1676 You’re shooting out of orbit. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
1677 I don’t suppose anyone here knows why I almost just rolled my ankle stepping on Pluto on the next cloud over. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1678 This is why Saturn shouldn’t have rings. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1679 Feet firmly in the clouds. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1680 Now Peter, you know you need to keep one foot in the clouds to play "Planets". 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1681 Trouble. It starts with “T” and it rhymes with “P” and that stands for Pool! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1682 Hey, I already told you: no Pluto, no Nine Ball. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1683 I feel like gods judging me 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1684 Hark! Shoot the Earth into the side pocket. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1685 Dear Me, what have you been doing? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1686 The first rule of any hustle is letting them think they can control the outcome. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1687 Ugh, no more big bangs. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1688 They might think it's Climate Change, but we know it's just Corner Pocket! 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1689 On earth as it is in heaven, the durned cue ain’t blue. » 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1690 So, on the forth day, let the earth be sunk in a side pocket. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1691 The untold story of Lucifer’s banishment… 1.2250 0.05085 120 101 11 8
1692 It’s created for angles, not angels! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
1693 Cataclysm corner pocket! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1694 You think I can align the planets? 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1695 You like eight ball. Let’s call it earth ball. 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1696 What have I told you about Earth leaking all over the felt? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1697 Hold on! Where's the Moon ... I mean cue ball? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1698 God also does not play pool with the universe. 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
1699 What in Heaven's name is this! You know I don't play dice with the universe. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
1700 You must have one foot on the cloud! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1701 God does not play dice or pool for that matter with the universe. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1702 That Einstein guy was right, I never play dice 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1703 You know the urgency of saving all the lost souls out there and you go play? 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
1704 I think you better let the inhabitants know before you sink it. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1705 Both feet on the floor and no wings on the table. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
1706 Einstein said I don't play dice. He was right but that's because he picked the wrong game. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1707 This lesson will teach those people that the Earth is not flat 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
1708 I don't roll the dice AND I don't shoot pool! 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1709 God might not play dice with the universe… but Daddy needs a new pair of shoes! 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
1710 No Pluto, no nine-ball. Don’t blame me. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1711 Are you sure about this shot? I't looks hellish to me... 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1712 It ain't really nine-ball without Pluto. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1713 You know the rule: one foot on the floor! 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1714 Don’t you know there are laws about this ? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1715 Three-ball planet in the corner black hole pocket. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1716 How many times do I have to tell you Gabriel, no hovering allowed....you have to use the bridge like all the others. 1.2240 0.03913 125 98 26 1
1717 Of course I can join you. It's dice I don't play. 1.2240 0.05063 125 106 10 9
1718 Uh-uh, Gabriel. One foot on the floor. 1.2235 0.06121 85 72 7 6
1719 Hit the English with some english. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
1720 Lucifer, you must have one foot on the cloud " 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
1721 Enough with the innocent act, Angeline. Nobody's forgotten that your push shot is the reason Noah needed an ark. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1722 Sink this and Pluto’s out! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1723 I said rearrange the plants, not the planets. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1724 Now I know why we have fewer planets. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
1725 God does not play bank shots with the universe. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1726 I don't play dice with the universe either. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1727 Be very careful with that one. It tends to spiral down toward Hell. 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
1728 Good choice. It's doomed already. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1729 Whatever! But don't play with apples. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1730 But do not line them up again for your trick shots. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1731 Next time, use the elevated bridge." 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1732 Don't you know that a cue ball with a halo is not out to win the game? 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
1733 This is NOT River City, Iowa. 1.2233 0.05507 103 87 9 7
1734 Devil ... Angel ...hustler ... a scratch is a scratch. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1735 Whatever happened to that 9 ball anyway? 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1736 I ask thee thrice: are ye a hustler? 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1737 Gabriel! One foot on the floor. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1738 Stop calling me "Cue Ball" and where in the heavens is Pluto? 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1739 Children, please. The Milky Way is reserved for the Saints. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
1740 Let's see what Einstein has to say about THIS! Dice, indeed.... 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1741 Zeus confronts the Pool Angels: “You two are causing chaos in the universe!” 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1742 Finish your game later. Earth has a problem: George Bailey." 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1743 At least we're not playing dice with the universe. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1744 You must keep one foot on a cloud at all times! 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1745 Hey, what happened to Pluto? 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
1746 Are we forgetting how the asteroids used to be a planet until your last little game?" 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1747 Sink the earth by hitting it into the corner pocket, not by spreading Marxist propaganda. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1748 Pluto counts for half a point. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1749 Whoa, whoa, you rack the universe - I’ll break. 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
1750 This is so much more fun than dice! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
1751 Who told you it was OK to play God with the universe? 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1752 Next thing I know, you'll be masquerading as UFOs around the galaxy on your skateboards. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1753 Once it's gone, there's no taking back! 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1754 God doesn’t play games with the cosmos… but angels do! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1755 I could have made that exact same shot, with my back turned, while cutting Lucifer off from the beer, and no cue stick! 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1756 C'mon, let me take this one. I've had like two beers. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1757 Whoever sunk the Sun ball better find it, and get those planet balls into orbit, before you have to buy a new set of planet balls. 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
1758 Go ahead, see if I care. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1759 One foot on the floor, and no hovering! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1760 Yeah for $150 on eBay I just had to get it for the God Cave. Jon Torpey NC 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
1761 If you want to keep those wings, call your planet and keep one foot on the cloud. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1762 Archangel Michael, you know God's rules. We play neither dice nor billiards with the f*cking universe! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1763 I had them all lined up for you last June!” 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1764 Remember what happened when you sunk Pluto! 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1765 Despite what you may have heard, God doesn't play pool either! 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1766 You think you can play God? Wait until you see my crypto portfolio 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
1767 Get the lead out! Peter opens the gates at dawn! 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1768 If I don’t play dice what makes you think I’d play pool? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1769 Cut it out, you guys. You know the earthlings are gonna blame your game playing on me. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1770 There's trouble! Right here in Angel City! Trouble with a capital T" And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool! 1.2212 0.05458 104 88 9 7
1771 And this time no miraculous shots. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1772 No dice. Now, no pool. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1773 For Heaven’s sake, both feet in the floor! 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1774 My advice is to fly right and call your shots! 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
1775 just how bored are you? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1776 Do you not recall what transpired with the ping pong incident!? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1777 Yeah, I know I said "dice"... 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
1778 So, now you're wondering why some Earthlings think their world is flat? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1779 He's right. I don't play dice. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
1780 Amen corner pocket 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1781 I said Orbit, not rack it! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1782 No you're playing it wromg. Reposition yourself and use Uranus. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1783 I see you've learned the big break theory. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1784 No, don’t pocket the Earth! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1785 When is it my turn, I don't have the patience of Jobe. 1.2208 0.06568 77 66 5 6
1786 You do realize those are black holes. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
1787 This is BS! I'm not even allowed to play dice with the universe! 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
1788 Don't forget. Every time you pocket the eight ball, an angel gets a new pair of wings. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1789 Now isn't this more fun than playing dice?! 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1790 Nice setup eve 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1791 I had other plans for that slate. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1792 Now don’t go scattering the universe! 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1793 I said I don't play dice with the Universe, and that goes for planets, too. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1794 Einstein was right. I don't play dice. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1795 I don't care if you think "dice" is a non-transverse metaphor. I said no games! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1796 Be careful, now! They don't need another World War, now do they?" 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1797 You are supposed to be using a moon for the cue ball. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1798 You mean, all there is to planetary life is "That's the way the ball rolls?" 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
1799 Hold on there,Sparky. The rules require one foot touching the cloud. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1800 Don't worry, I told them the shaking is from 'plate tectonics' 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
1801 If you pray for a good game again we're pulling you from the lineup. And don't even think about thanking me for a win. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1802 Screwballs in the corner pocket. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
1803 Not long ago we called this game 9-ball. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1804 You said we don’t play dice. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1805 Hold off on that one, Joseph. That one will likely sink itself. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1806 Last time you scratched, we lost the dinosaurs. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1807 You two think this is a game?…you haven’t stopped fooling around since the Big Bang. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
1808 Keep playing it with my solar orbs and you will experience a big bang! 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1809 All right… what have you kids done with Pluto? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1810 Pocket the cue ball and it’s game over. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1811 No, you're gaseous. She's terrestrial. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1812 I created it as a planet, so please put Pluto back on the table. 1.2193 0.04087 114 90 23 1
1813 I may not play dice with the universe, but I do like a game of snooker 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1814 The rules clearly say you have to keep both feet firmly on the cloud. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1815 its a cheat because you are not grounded. I don't care if you are an angel. grounded is the rule. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1816 Do you have something better to do while waiting for reruns of Its a Wonderful Life? 1.2190 0.05410 105 89 9 7
1817 Let's see how good you are at 9-ball now! 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1818 Well, yeah, we rigged the table pockets to float them over planet Earth, but they're not gonna blow up anything, they're just gonna keep them confused so they don't blow each other up… 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1819 We need to rerack, Pluto is no longer a planet 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1820 So, this is your side hustle. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1821 Too easy – you can leave that one to sink itself. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1822 Don't you think the blue one has had enough punishment?! 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
1823 Excuse me but I had the next quarter on the table 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1824 I heard there was trouble Right here in Celestial City 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1825 Sink that one, you lose. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1826 I said I made it for billions, not billiards! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1827 Pluto...where's Pluto? 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1828 Put planet Earth back in orbit right now! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1829 When you're done kids, put them back in orbit. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
1830 Pocket the ball,these fools are not to be helped. 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1831 I thought I told you: The APOOLCALYPSE set is permanently reserved for Me. 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
1832 What’s next? … Juvie? 1.2184 0.05991 87 74 7 6
1833 You know the rules. Both feet on the cloud at all times! 1.2184 0.04455 87 68 19 0
1834 After this round let's get some Blue Moons. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1835 Looks like someone's about to give Earth a whack, hope they don't cause a disaster! 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
1836 Is this what happened to Pluto? 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1837 Put a little English on the top. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1838 Yesu! If you don’t cut that shit out, you’ll do time-out on Earth with the muggles! 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1839 Have you been playing with Uranus again? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
1840 Got bored of dice already? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1841 Between Trump and Putin, haven't they suffered enough? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
1842 Really? The Webb telescope is in for a big surprise. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1843 i told you---one foot on the floor! 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1844 You know it’s not like we can just re-rack them 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1845 Sorry! No nine ball allowed following Pluto's demotion. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1846 What are you waiting for? They’ve had enough chances. Corner pocket. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1847 Hey! Feet on the clouds. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1848 You heard Me. Bedtime! And back in orbit with them! 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1849 What the Hell is going on? 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1850 Hey! Do you know how long it took me to make that? 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1851 Is this my cue to whoop your butts at pool? 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1852 I want you angels to play with the angles. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1853 God doesn’t play dice OR billiards with the universe! 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
1854 I said don't play pool with the universe 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1855 If I've told you before, I'll tell you again: Leave the Earth alone . . . 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1856 In 3 dimensions, please!! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1857 There is no pool hustling allowed in heaven! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1858 The trick is to conserve the angular momentum on the spin. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1859 Nice feather shot. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
1860 No messiah shots, buddy! 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1861 Hit it around the sun 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1862 I suppose you have a good excuse? 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1863 Remember, they think it's their planet. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1864 I like when they go down the drain. 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
1865 Sometimes honey, wings and a prayer are just not enough. 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
1866 What day will you create the cue ball?” 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1867 For a real game, try playing dice with the universe. 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
1868 How many times did I tell you not to play with those? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1869 The humans are livid, just when they've got this solar system thing figured out you go around and mess it up! 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
1870 2 against 1, double or nothing. If you lose this time you have to get me Raquel Welch. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1871 Holy ghosted by your partner again? 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
1872 Of course I don't play dice with the universe; I shoot pool. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1873 I said you could play pool, not cosmology! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1874 Last warning! Mess with my balls again, I'll clip your wings ! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1875 I ask you again Angel-in-waiting Sophia Angelica Isabella Francesca, are you a hustler? 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
1876 Well, looks like the solids are losing. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1877 The rules are the rules. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1878 Okay, who is the wise-guy? I made nine of them. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1879 Is it eight-ball or nine-ball? I can never keep that straight. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1880 halo,schmalo,you cheat one more time,you"re going down 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1881 If DO YOUany one of you rips the felt, that one goes down to MTG'S office as an intern. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1882 That’s not fair, your Elevation is an unfair advantage! 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1883 When you said 'pool,' I thought you'd be swimming. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1884 You know the rules: At least one wingtip much be touching a cloud when the tip contacts a world. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1885 You know the rules. No hovering. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1886 I thought we'd agreed with Putin that he'd be the one closing the game. 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
1887 I said Mass not masse´ 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1888 No wonder the Earth's gone to pot! 1.2157 0.05329 102 86 10 6
1889 The scientists here are complaining about you knocking about the universe. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
1890 So you see, Professor Einstein, it's not DICE that I play with the universe... 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
1891 Have you thought about what happens to the dinosaurs? 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1892 Seriously , both feet must be grounded even if it is in a cloud. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1893 Please don't put backspin on that one. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1894 You kids wanna see a dead planet? 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1895 That's not how we move the stars and planets around the heavens. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1896 I don't play dice with the Universe, but I sure enjoy a bit of snooker now and again. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
1897 Divine Intervention 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1898 Blue Balls' a winner... 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
1899 No, Albert, I don't play dice... but I do play snooker! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1900 OK, what did you do with Pluto? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1901 It's not time to sink that one quite yet. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1902 Are you SURE that one is a planet? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1903 Careful you don't scratch. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1904 Earth to Mars in the Corner Pocket 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1905 A subtle reminder to spread your wings beyond Earth. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1906 Do NOT sink the earth into one of those black holes. It’s where most of our contributions come from. 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
1907 That's not what I meant when I said you should put a little English on it. 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
1908 Planetary pool will never catch on. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1909 There's no crying in eight ball! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1910 I'm starting to regret cancelling work for home! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1911 So that's what really happened to Pluto. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1912 You know the rules junior...one foot on the floor! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1913 The Southern Baptist Convention will not let you practice your faith as a female pastor, but Title IX will protect you if you wish to pursue a career in field hockey or as a pool shark. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1914 You have to have your feet on the ground to play! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1915 Ha! And those mortals were worried about River City! 1.2143 0.05141 112 95 10 7
1916 I just heard from Picard. He wants to know what happened to the Q ball. 1.2143 0.04096 112 89 22 1
1917 I told you, I’m the only one who’s allowed to mess with them. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
1918 Gabriel, how many times have I told you not to play with my solar systems? 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1919 You need at least one foot on the clouds. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
1920 Remember don't destroy Earth....they're doing it themselves. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1921 Careful with that cue. We don't want another dinosaur situation again! 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1922 Remember, the blue one is really the eight ball. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1923 Who moved my dice?" 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1924 Try not to hit the Turkey- Syria side of the ball again. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1925 Try another, that one's already been sunk. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1926 Which one of you lost Pluto? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1927 There used to be nine! This why we can’t have nice stuff 1.2135 0.05865 89 76 7 6
1928 Up here “How about a friendly game?” means just that, so no smirking! 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
1929 No shirt , no shoes, no pool. 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
1930 Don't you jokers have some people to guard? 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
1931 I prayed, and this guy flew in 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
1932 Come on, Samuel. Let’s make Christians not suck again. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1933 Those are my balls to play with, not yours. 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
1934 Not as fun since they got rid of the little one 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1935 But it IS the end of the world if you scratch! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1936 You do know that causes climate change? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1937 Keep at least one foot on the cloud! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1938 Keep your feet on the cloud son! 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1939 watch out boy there are people in it. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1940 For heaven’s sake, stop playing with them! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1941 I hear you're a shooting star. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
1942 Third Rock in the corner pock? You are aware, that’s the 8-ball on this table! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1943 Ten dollars says you can't wipe out the dinosaurs in one shot. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1944 There are better ways to send a message. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1945 Hey, the rules say you have to keep one leg on the ground when shooting. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1946 I still prefer 'Spaceballs.' 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1947 House rules: – Pluto doesn't count 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
1948 Gently does it... remember what happened to the dinosaurs. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1949 Nine-ball was more fun. Neil deGrasse Tyson should have asked me before demoting Pluto. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1950 A lot of people feel like they’re being hustled down there. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
1951 Now that we got rid of that crummy Pluto, it’s eight-ball every night! 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1952 One foot on the floor, you little _____. 1.2118 0.06283 85 74 4 7
1953 NOT ALLOWED! Both feet must be firmly planted on the cloud. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1954 How many times do I have to tell you?! The rule is both feet have to be touching the floor. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
1955 Careful... that's the "8" Ball. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1956 You're getting warmer! 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1957 My house, my table, my rules: no pocketing the planets. Who let you in here in the first place!! 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1958 Dangit! Why are the only women up here children?! 1.2115 0.04024 104 82 22 0
1959 Make sure you put everything back this time. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1960 Thou shalt not play eight ball with the solar system! 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1961 You only have 3 more years and then the nuns get a turn. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1962 HEY! How many times do I have to tell you guys that the End of Days pool table is for senior management only. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1963 One wing on the cloud, please. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1964 Strip pool. Really?" 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1965 I told you, that's the one I'm saving for a scorching heat death. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1966 I said 'global 'chaos, not 'universal'. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1967 Don't you two have some tortured soul to save? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1968 It is called Earth; not Eight-ball. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1969 What part of "You can't take it with you" did you not understand? 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1970 I told you feet on the clouds until you master the cue stick then it's wings and a prayer! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1971 What’s next, a betting app for who gets in, and who’s sent down? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1972 Thats not the kind of cue tip he wants in his ear. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1973 Ask your Uncle Lucifer if I am kidding. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1974 The sweet spot is near the Mariana Trench. 1.2105 0.04901 114 96 12 6
1975 Can I remind you folks that God doesn’t play pool with the cosmos! 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
1976 You better not be playing for money! 1.2105 0.06301 76 65 6 5
1977 Did you scratch the moon?! 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1978 Again you left out Pluto! 1.2105 0.05578 95 81 8 6
1979 You know, inhabitants down there on the 3 ball, who think this is the way the universe was created are considered crackpots. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1980 Player must have at least one foot in contact with the cloud for eternity 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1981 You gotta keep at least one foot on the cloud, Gabriel. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1982 Now, now, Gabriel. I get it if you want to destroy Venus or Mars, but do you really have the balls to destroy Earth? 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1983 Stop re-aligning the cosmos. That's my job. 1.2101 0.04755 119 100 13 6
1984 Is— is this supposed to be to scale? You made Earth bigger than Jupiter. JUPITER! And ice giants the same size as friggin Mercury? I just— At least get a damned foot on the floor or it’s an automatic scratch. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1985 Now remember: Pluto IS a planet and ALWAYS has been. 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
1986 In my day, we used them to make a mobile. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1987 Ummm...there was a Pluto in that set. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1988 One foot on the floor, or we got trouble in River City 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
1989 Einstein got it wrong! I do in fact play dice with the universe, not Nine-ball. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1990 No not them, they wrote my biography 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1991 I told you kids to QUIT making me look arbitrary 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1992 I said, "Feet on the cloud--at all,times!" 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1993 If you sink the Earth, you can kiss your vacation goodbye, as 50% of the population will be lining up at our gates! 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1994 I'd rather you do this than play dice with the universe. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1995 Just because Pluto is no longer a planet doesn’t mean you can use the solar system to play 8 ball. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1996 You angels shouldn’t be playing the angles. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1997 . . . with a capital 'G' and that rhymes with 'P' and that stands for 'Purgatory'." 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1998 I know which one of you said, OMG! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1999 And remember,Saturn won’t fit in the hole. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2000 If you're playing eight ball, you should take Pluto out. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2001 Technically, there is no ground but your feet have to stay on it anyway. 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
2002 You know the last time this went on, someone scratched Pluto. 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
2003 If you scratch and sink Earth, it’ll be worse than climate change. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2004 Big Break? ... No. (doesn't roll off the tongue) BIG BANG! (that's it!) 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2005 Remember on the 1st day when I created light? The angle of reflection is equal to the angle of incidence. I thought I made that clear. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2006 You’ll need the luck of the angels to sink that one! 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2007 Your no angels ! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2008 If my billiard balls are floating in space right now you’re going to feel my wrath. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2009 for Christ's sake... not Earth! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2010 No way, Michael. That's a shot only I could make. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2011 Angels in a pool hall are like atheists at a MAGA rally. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2012 Shooting pool during working hours is going to cost you your wings 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2013 Hey! It’s my turn! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
2014 Trouble with a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands for “POOL.” 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2015 Who needs asteroids? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2016 Glorify Me by keeping one foot on the floor! 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2017 House rules, Pluto STILL counts! 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2018 Sink it -- and sink it good. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2019 I let you through the pearly gates and you immediately start hustling again? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2020 Eternity is a long time to repent for a misspent youth! 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2021 '"This was more fun when Pluto was still a planet." 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2022 Frankly, I’d rather play dice. Roberta Gatti, Washington, D.C. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2023 Stop showing off using your wings to win. I can make them disappear in a matter of seconds. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2024 Careful-the last time you scratched, you wiped out the dinosaurs. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2025 I don't care what the International Astronomical Union says, the game is 9-ball. Where is Pluto? 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
2026 No I won’t put a quarter on the table to hold my place in line. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2027 Don’t put too much English on that one. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2028 All right, but you better get back to work soon, or there will be hell to pay. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2029 Don't hit that one, they'll sue. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2030 No, Jim. Remember the rules. At least one foot on the cloud when you make your shot. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2031 Wait a minute. You need one foot on the cloud!! 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2032 Ya got trouble. I say trouble right here. It's a game of angles not angels. A devil's tool that rhymes with phool 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
2033 It was more fun with Pluto. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2034 That’s a lie spread by the Devil. I never supported banning pool in River City. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2035 How many times have I told you to not mess with Daddy’s work? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2036 Knock it off, remember what happened to Pluto? 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2037 OMG! 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2038 Thou shalt keep one foot on the floor when striking the ball. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2039 How can you play nine-ball without Pluto? 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2040 How many times do I have to tell you, quit using Earth as the cue ball, it is screwing everything up down there. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2041 Don’t you hit one of my balls! 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2042 Go easy! Remember what happened with Pluto? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2043 If you scratch, there'll be hell to pay! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2044 Don't miss. You scratched last time and that knocked Pluto out of Earth's solar system. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2045 Since you scratched, Pluto will be put back.” 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2046 What do you mean, "Imagine a universe where you're not angels?!" You don't understand your own privilege. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2047 Watch it with the bank shots. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2048 My break starts the Big Bang one time and I'm banned from playing again. Lame. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2049 And the corner pockets are black holes 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2050 Did you really think you could hustle me? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2051 “When Moses comes up, don’t play for money.” 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2052 Sorry, there's been a rule change. Pluto is off the table. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2053 So what if he got his wings! No cheating in heaven! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2054 Don't bank it! That's My job. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2055 You know what happened the last time you played asteroids!! 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
2056 Not yet! I want to see what Elon will tweet next. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2057 Line up on Ireland and give it some English. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2058 How do you think life on Earth is going to turn out? Pocket or scratch? 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2059 You do know you’re supposed to let me win, right? 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
2060 Thou shalt not use thy own planet as a cue ball. But what the hell? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2061 Yes. Earth sinks the entire solar system 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2062 Be careful! You know where you go if you scratch! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2063 You can target Uranus, but don’t scratch. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2064 You're on. But if you miss it, I do that gag again where Trump gets elected. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2065 Nope! I said it’s all about the angLEs… 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2066 According to Einstein, I don’t play pool with the metaverse. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2067 I miss 9-ball too but Pluto still isn't a planet. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2068 I can't keep up with all the prayers I'm receiving! Can't you play with a different solar system? 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2069 I don't care how much of a gimme the shot is, only I can send the earth hurtling toward the sun! 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2070 I don't play dice with the universe and I don't play pool with it either. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2071 Put a little English on that one. Or French, or Spanish... 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2072 Just when heliocentrism was catching on... 1.2065 0.04244 92 73 19 0
2073 Any of you Einstiens up for a game of Yahtzee? 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
2074 How big was that bang! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2075 If you're trying to put some English on that, just remember it's the whole planet you're hitting. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2076 I have big plans for this space. I’m having a wet bar installed next week. 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
2077 Don't ruin their daylight savings time 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2078 Only six pockets, that is NOT holey enough... 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2079 Every time you pocket the Sun the entire solar system goes dark. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2080 Gabriel, that's cheating. And give the poor Earth a break, and push that cuestick into Uranus. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2081 No, no., no. Mars belongs in the side pocket. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2082 Now that's good. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2083 No dice! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2084 If I’m not going to play dice with the universe, what makes you think this is okay? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2085 Elon, just because you can do it doesn’t mean you should do it. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2086 Aha! So it’s you two causing all the problems on Earth! 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2087 Are you mocking me? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2088 Try not to hit New Jersey. It gets enough abuse. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
2089 Dice schmice, rack'em Gabe. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2090 Not so fast. There may be intelligent life on one of these worlds. Eventually. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2091 You tear the felt, you and your pretty blue ball can GET LOST. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2092 This isn't what I meant when I said to stop playing dice! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2093 Someone just showed up at the gate with a head wound 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2094 Stop! One foot should at least touch the cloud. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2095 This is why we can’t have anything nice! 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2096 Gravity without gravitas? It's always a game with you two. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2097 Go easy on that one, they're already destroying themselves. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2098 You may be celestial beings, but scratching the sun is against the rules. 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
2099 Put some English on it. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2100 This time with more backspin to make it do that thing where it reverses time. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2101 Last time you two played around, Uranus ended up on it’s side. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2102 Dice, no. But pool? Hell yes! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2103 Not too hard. You don't want to make another indention the size of Death Valley. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2104 No wonder Earth has taken such a beating. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2105 Hey, no cheating. You have to keep one foot on the cloud. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2106 Loser goes to hell. Winner gets my job. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2107 Put those back the way that they were, now! Copernicus is about to be born. Don't mess this up for him. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2108 The winner gets the constellation prize 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2109 So, is Pluto behind the 8 ball? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2110 I suppose you’ll now want to start smoking cigars 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2111 No hope there! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2112 You're about to wipe out the dinosaurs, you know. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2113 Dads mad that we moved earth again. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2114 I won't need any heavenly help. It's just a matter of math and physics!" 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2115 I can't turn my back on you, Satan, for one minute can I? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2116 As the world turns .... 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2117 So, you pocketed Pluto, and it's no longer a planet? 1.2043 0.05630 93 80 7 6
2118 This game was invented by That Guy Down There and I won't have it! 1.2043 0.05630 93 80 7 6
2119 Watch it, Gabriel. Lucifer sank one in that corner pocket and you know what happened to him. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2120 I'm looking for Leroy Brown. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2121 Cheater! I saw you work that miracle! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2122 What I said about dice goes for billiards also! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2123 Am I being husseled? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2124 There’s no such thing as a recreation myth! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2125 Do not forget, You need two feet on the floor! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2126 mary? yeah, i fucked mary 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2127 Unfair advantage! 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2128 We don’t play dice or any other games with the Universe. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2129 So you are working on your Hail Mary shot? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2130 Don't hit the balloon. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2131 Really? Without me? 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2132 To win with the blue-green one it helps to use a little english. 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
2133 Gabriel and Michelangelo, God does NOT play billiards with the universe! 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2134 Careful...I just had the table resurfaced. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2135 You don't have a cue,do you? 1.2035 0.04007 113 91 21 1
2136 Let me guess. You call this move ‘the big bang.’ 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
2137 So it was you who sunk Pluto. 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2138 NO wing flutter,it moves the balls 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2139 Knock it off you two. Remember what happened to Pluto? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2140 Hey! I only count eight … Did one of you already sink Pluto? Or are you some of those “dwarf planet” types? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2141 I hate to spoil your fun, but those are planets you’re playing with. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2142 So,here you are, playing with this forsaken corner of my universe. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2143 Hey I’m calling the shots here. Put Pluto back on the table! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2144 Just because I don't play dice, doesn't mean you two can play snooker!! 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2145 You kids are messing with the universe again and now look. Q'anon is a thing! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2146 You need to keep one foot on the floor! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2147 Stop knocking Mercury into retrograde 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2148 Be careful or you’ll put a rip in the time. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2149 Before The Big Break, this table had only one tiny hole and no balls at all. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2150 When I said we should be pooling our resources, this is not what I meant! 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2151 Idiot! We play DICE with the universe! 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2152 Hey, I told y'all not to make every shot! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2153 Mind the glaciers. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2154 Careful, your last cue shot wiped out the dinosaurs. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2155 I usually play dice, but I thought I'd give this a try. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2156 You be careful with Earth, kid. It was bad enough you knocking Pluto off the table. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2157 For one last time: in our house Pluto will always be a planet! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2158 Rack 'em up again, Gabriel. I'm the only Big Banger round here! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2159 'You knuckleheads scratch up My Cosmos, I'll take away those wings for the weekend.' 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2160 Scratching Earth would save me the trouble. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2161 That's not what I meant when I said you should take a cue! 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2162 It’s more fun with exoplanets. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2163 I told you not to use Uranus as the cue ball. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2164 Careful with that next shot- Earth is already behind the eight ball. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2165 You left all of the breakfast things on the counter for me to clean up! For that, I’m taking away Pluto! 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2166 It won't hurt the planets, trust me. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2167 Whoever looses goes to hell 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2168 As you gosh darn well, know, Gabriel, our rules require that you have at least one foot on a cloud when you shoot! 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2169 How many times do I have to tell you not to use Earth as a cue ball?! 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2170 Careful there...if you hit it too close, it'll go into orbit. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2171 It would be easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for you to hit this shot... 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2172 They said I don't play dice, but pool is OK. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2173 You can't put English on it. That's not inclusive. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2174 This is a no spin zone. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2175 OK, but just until the big bang. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2176 Hit it where the spy balloon is and you won’t scratch. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2177 I'd say you have a wing and a prayer of making this shot, but I've seen the planets align like this before. It was on a Tuesday, about 65 million years ago. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2178 Just because we don’t play dice with the universe doesn’t give you license to shoot pool! 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2179 Cue the angels 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2180 Grab the planets and let's head to the bowling alley. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2181 Pool! It starts with P; that rhymes with T, and T stands for trouble. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2182 I may play dice with the universe, but I draw the line at pool! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2183 Sorry, no more 9-Ball. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2184 Does every shot have to be perfect? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2185 Winner get Almond Joy; loser gets Mounds. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2186 Sorry, but that shot is a bridge too far. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
2187 top humming the music of the spheres. It's distracting. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2188 How many times have I told you before? You cannot play a game of nine-ball with only eight planets! Sheesh! 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2189 If you sink it, there will be Hell to pay! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2190 If that drops through the cloud you are both in trouble! 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2191 I removed Pluto so we could have the intended version of eight-ball. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2192 No need to knock out earth. The humans are doing that themselves” 1.2018 0.03976 114 92 21 1
2193 Please, no backspin. We want the sun to set in the west on this one. 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2194 Don't cause a Big Bang. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
2195 'Uranus to corner pocket' is not as funny as you think 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
2196 When you get older you can play God. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2197 Hey, action by a pool cue is not one of my laws of the universe. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2198 Today was supposed to be my day off. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2199 How many times do I have to tell you that Pluto is a dwarf planet and is not regulation in Afterlife Billiards. If you keep fucking around up here I will send you both down to hell with your father that killed you after he smoked those bath salts. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2200 The goal is to keep the Earth from sinking, but they sure make it hard, don't they? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2201 Make that and you're grounded. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2202 And on the eighth day, let there be a chance of winning my money back. 1.2000 0.05741 90 78 6 6
2203 Better angels. Bah! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2204 Don't you two think the Earth has already sunk itself? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2205 Stop busting my balls. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2206 We don't play billiards with the universe, either. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2207 You’re going to need more than a miracle to make that shot. Steve Weiss, Chicago, Illinois 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2208 How many times do I have to tell you? Send the earth into the sun and I'll have to start over. Again 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2209 I may play pool with the Universe, but I don't play dice. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2210 Trying to de-bug my algorithm? I laid out the laws of collision- where is the fun? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2211 I knew I shouldn’t have left you two alone – Earth is already in Mercury retrograde! 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2212 Ya know what? Go ahead … I’m done. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2213 This game was invented on that planet so use the queue ball to sink planets with, 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2214 Ooooh....I like those balls. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2215 We are taking a break from playing our harps! 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2216 Nah, this is too difficult. Let's just go with My Very Excellent Mom Just Served Us Noodles. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2217 Nor do we play billiards with the solar system! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2218 How'd you get it up here? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2219 Well, there goes the dinosaurs! Now I have to start over with the mammals! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2220 Earth into Mars in the corner doesn’t count unless you have one foot on the floor. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2221 ¨...and I don't play pool either¨ 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2222 Your break was so good, earthlings are calling it ‘The Big Bang.’ 1.2000 0.05134 110 95 8 7
2223 We've got trouble. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2224 You know damn well you must keep one foot on the cloud. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2225 Ya know -- ya go to hell if you scratch this shot, right? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2226 Don't you have some souls to save? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2227 Foul Shot! Earth comes after Jupiter! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2228 I would expect this one to go into a hole easily. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2229 If you scratch that, we're going to have more visitors. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2230 I can reinstate Pluto if you want to play 9-Ball next. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2231 Copernicus is going to roll over in his grave... 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2232 Nothing's gonna change that world ... 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2233 Someone is cheating, and it can’t be me. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2234 I consider that the hours I spend with a cue in my hand are golden. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2235 Your universe may be boring for you, but, you shan't mess around with mine. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2236 Gabriel, one foot on the floor and no jump shots. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2237 Make sure you hit it right in the putin 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2238 Be careful what you wish for. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2239 Do you have any idea how many Virgos you’re pissing off? 1.2000 0.06576 75 66 3 6
2240 Do you think I just threw those planets out there without a master-plan? Watch the game, kid. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2241 Ever since you guys kicked pluto out of my solar system,it has become impossible to play planetary nine ball! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2242 No . . . what I said was, “You don’t have a CLUE!” 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2243 NOW I know why people keep saying "God moves in mysterious ways". 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2244 This game's got gravity, Gabriel, I can feel it! 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2245 So who is behind the Q? 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
2246 He doesn't play dice, but He does enjoy a good game of pool with the Universe 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2247 This week is angles and moment? What happened to playing in the pool with wave propagation and curved space-time? People are going to get confused. 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2248 So I demoted pluto to make it 8-ball. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2249 This is God's game 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
2250 You not a balloon son, get feet on the ground. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2251 Watch the English on that one. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2252 No more trick shots with black holes. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2253 So who scratched the Fermi paradox? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2254 Foul! You have to use the the bridge, not your wings! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2255 Beware: God doesn't play pool with the universe! 1.1980 0.03985 101 81 20 0
2256 No pool till you've met your quota! 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2257 There won't be any celestial shots in this game! 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2258 How many times do I have to tell you? Feet on the floor Michael, feet on the floor. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2259 I said that Earth was a screwball planet not a cue ball planet. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2260 There was a time when I'd send all pool sharks to Hell. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2261 No more Gaza Strip scratches, Gabe, or you’ll get a West Bank shot you won’t forget. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2262 Well, here am I behind the eight ball once again. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2263 These had better not be false gods before me! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2264 Are you guys playing "black hole" again? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2265 How many times do I have to tell you, Earth is the 8 ball and gets shot into oblivion last 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2266 On the seventh day we rest! 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2267 You can't put Uranus in the back pocket! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2268 God plays neither with dice nor with pool balls masquerading as planets! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2269 Solids versus gases, eh? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2270 You've got a lot of balls to be playing with up here in Heaven... 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2271 'I leave for one age and come back to find this?" 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2272 Remember what you did to Pluto. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2273 If you scratch I'll bring back the dinosaurs 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2274 I thought I made it perfectly clear; you can play Billiards, Snooker, Carom or just plain Eight Ball, but never Chaos ! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2275 Did you want to break? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2276 One foot must remain on the clouds. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2277 Remember to call your shot -- I'm over the whole "the gods are fickle" trope. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2278 As soon as your game is over they need to go back into orbit! 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2279 Yes, my friends there’s going to be trouble, with a capital “T”… 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2280 Billiards and Billiards 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2281 Clearly, someone needs to put some English on that Ball 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2282 More Thunder! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2283 You're pretty good with the round ones. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2284 God tries stand-up: So I tell Albert, look, no dice! So what does he go and do? I mean, give me a break. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2285 I told you not to play with the Solar System--there are plenty of other galaxies out there! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2286 Don't bother, it'll get itself in. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2287 That's Ok but don't call it "English" anymore. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2288 I wouldn't take that shot while Mercury is in retrograde 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2289 Be gentle! Remember what happened to Pluto? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2290 Go tell Einstein I may noy play dice, but I'm learning snooker. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2291 It's Back to the Cues for Angels Class!!! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2292 Ahem! You scratched, Billy. Get the full moon out of the corner pocket. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2293 No flying above the table! They might see you! 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2294 It’s a scratch if you sink any in the black hole pocket! 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2295 'Both feet on the ground' is the rule!" 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2296 So this is why they keep praying for stardom! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2297 Winner, Visit’s planet of choice. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2298 Your feet must stay on the ground 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2299 No more planetary pool. Earth has enough problems without celestial meddling. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2300 Nice going, guys! That last shot cracked open Pluto. Thanks to you, now it's no longer considered a planet! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2301 By the time I was your age, I’d already created the universe! 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2302 Look, it’s 9 ball. We play by the rules. There is no asteroid ring. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2303 I want you to stop playing games with the solar system. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2304 Did you finish your homework? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2305 Shouting "Me Two" doesn't count in this game. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2306 That's a Hail Mary shot! 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2307 We lost the moon so we need a new cue ball. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2308 If your dippy friend were really an angel, he'd know the rules require one foot in clouds. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2309 Just because I don't play dice with the universe doesn't mean I want you to play pool instead! 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
2310 I said Do not play with the planets . 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2311 Above all, remember, it’s just a game. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2312 Now concentrate dammit! I spent all morning leveling out the table to make this a fair match. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2313 I don’t care what Einstein said. I told you to play dice with them! 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2314 For the last time, it’s pronounced URanus. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2315 When I gave you wings, I was expecting a better use of the solar system. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2316 I never cared for dice. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2317 Rather than playing around on your own, next time take a cue from me! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2318 I don’t play dice with them, but pool is OK. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2319 It's not NICE to practice to beat Me! 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2320 No, there is no 'thy shalt not hustle," but that doesn't make it right. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2321 Thou shalt hit Mars ball in corner pocket. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2322 I’ll put you in orbit, Missy! 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
2323 Damn it, Gabriel, you know the commandment: You must have at least one foot in contact with a cloud, or it's a sin! 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
2324 Earth, corner pocket...don't mind Mars 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2325 Give it a rest 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2326 Well, maybe God doesn't play dice with the universe... 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2327 Do you realize how long it took me to find the right balance? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2328 The rules require feet on the cloud 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2329 Who shot the Pluto ball out? 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2330 That’ll teach me to take my name in vain. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2331 You're messing with the humans' theory of gravity. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
2332 Still playing an entry level game? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2333 Those new billiard balls? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2334 She’ s shooting rings around you. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2335 It's been seven days already. Can't you give it a rest? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2336 Careful with Earth, its inhabitants are leery of black holes. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2337 You know Pluto doesn't count 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2338 Be an angel and tap very gently,there are nuclear weapons on there. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2339 I see you’ve already pocketed Pluto. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2340 I asked you to show me your angle shot! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2341 You two!! LEAVE. TURKEY. ALONE. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2342 Despite what those cretins below think, there is a nine ball. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2343 I was supposed to be next up! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2344 Uhm,…two feet on the floor, both wings folded! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2345 Dude, that's my universe; it's not a toy. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2346 They've been asking for this for a long time 1.1951 0.03769 123 100 22 1
2347 Even humans have known the sun is the cue ball for,like,500 years. Please,read a science book. 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
2348 I didn't spend seven days making those for you to play 9 ball with them! 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2349 If anyone is going to sink a planet around here, it's Me. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2350 I told you - no cosmic billliards. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2351 make sure not to put mercury in retrograde! 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2352 No, I don't think it's funny to ask if you can kiss Earth of Uranus. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2353 When I said ‘we don’t play dice with the universe,’ I meant it as a broadly inclusive metaphor. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2354 Gabrielle, you know Pluto is the cue ball, not earth! 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
2355 You know the rules. At least one foot on in the clouds. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2356 Let my planets go! 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
2357 Where the hell is Pluto? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2358 Someday you won't be on cloud nine. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
2359 If you make that shot, we will chalk it up to a black hole. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2360 8-ball is your game, eh? So that's why you had them remove Pluto? 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
2361 Stripes or solids? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2362 I don't care if humans say it's not a planet, we need it for Pool! 1.1944 0.06452 72 63 4 5
2363 They say I don't play dice with the universe. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2364 Heaven rules: no flapping and one foot on the cloud 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2365 You are using the gravitational pulls to beat me! 1.1942 0.04986 103 88 10 5
2366 Giving you all wings was a big mistake. Nobody takes behind-the-back shots anymore. 1.1942 0.03917 103 83 20 0
2367 I’ve warned you about using prayer to win. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2368 What do you mean you miss Pluto? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2369 Thank me, they got rid of Pluto! Now we can play 8-ball. 1.1939 0.05361 98 85 7 6
2370 Planet pool? Four years of Angel School and it's Planet Pool? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2371 Kiss, Uranus, stick, and balls is not appropriate angel talk 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2372 You scratch, and the Universe is mine! 1.1935 0.04534 124 106 12 6
2373 What happened to the quarter I put on the rail? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2374 Quit playing with Uranus and get back to work. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2375 Next we should play dice with the universe. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2376 Not necessary but may as well 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2377 Hey, I'm the only one who gets to rest on Sundays! Put those things back in orbit! 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2378 Well, you didn't say anything about playing billiards with the universe. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2379 I'm telling you,they work better with skee-ball. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2380 Careful! You might find yourself dancing on the head of a pin. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2381 No, I'm not making Pluto bigger so you can play nine-ball. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2382 I said 'Keep studying Paul," not "pool." 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2383 Gabriel! I told you not to play for money! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2384 This is where Copernicus schooled me on the Earth not being the center of the universe. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2385 That's not what I meant "by take a cue"! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2386 No more fanning the ball with your wings! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2387 Are you really testing this nonsense of the Big Bang theory 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2388 I'm thinking of switching to dice. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2389 I may not play dice with the universe, but I'm pretty good at 9-ball. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2390 Now, who's next? Let's see how I pocket the balls. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2391 Even here we use the bridge. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2392 Let’s see what the astrologists make of this one! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2393 Go ahead. The dolts will probably think it was an asteroid. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2394 You scratch Earth, you live there...! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2395 I don't play pool with the solar system either! 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2396 At least we're not playing dice 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2397 OK ! Which one of you scratched on Uranus ? 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
2398 I told you never to gamble against someone named after a city or a state. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2399 If you insist on playing God, I'm next! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2400 Well, so far you’ve gotten rid of Pluto! 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
2401 No matter how we align things, they will still blame it on "Mercury in retrograde" 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2402 No one but God puts Baby Earth in the corner! 1.1923 0.05306 104 91 6 7
2403 It's nice to see that someone's finally getting some use out of these things; they've been rolling around in my basement for four billion years. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2404 Earth’s already on a catastrophic collision course! 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
2405 For the last time, don't play with Uranus! 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
2406 Don't worry, it doesn't matter if it falls off the table! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2407 As heavenly bodies yourselves, haven't you heard of Kepler's Laws of Planetary Motion? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2408 Make sure your English spins it left to right. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2409 How many times do I have to tell you: God DOESN”T play pool with the universe! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2410 Thank you, but when I sneeze, you do not get to say, "God Bless You". 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2411 One foot has to be on the cloud... 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2412 Just remember, if you don't put them back the way you found them nobody gets ice cream. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
2413 Stop! They need to fix their own problems. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2414 It’s 90 seconds before midnight, after which it’s game over. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2415 Stay away from my Venus! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2416 How many times do I have to tell you? Earth behind the 8 ball! 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2417 I’ll let you both off with a warning because you’re white. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2418 Hey! You can't play Nine Ball without Pluto! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2419 Excellent choice! They want to go to Mars so badly, let's 'help those who help themselves'! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2420 What do I always tell you kids: no detriment to the firmament! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2421 Four feet on the floor! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2422 I don't mind you playing with the planets, but the next person who make a "Uranus" joke is going to hell for a week. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2423 Don't use Earth to spin Mars and Venus in the wrong direction! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2424 How many times must say this ! “Feet on the cloud “ 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2425 Which one of you sent Jupiter down the black hole!? 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2426 Just make sure the Blue One stays in play 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2427 Do you have any idea how many days it took to make them? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2428 What do you mean, Earth is snookered? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2429 We don't play POOL with it, either! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2430 Sink Mars in the corner pocket, or I damn you! 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2431 It’s my way of determining if new arrivals have misspent their youth. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2432 Haven't played this game since the formation! 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2433 Today’s Sunday?! I could’ve sworn it was Saturday. I tell ya, these three day weekends always screw me up. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2434 This entire time, I thought the purpose of this game was to sink Earth. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2435 Where the devil, did you learn to play this? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2436 Careful not to knock the cue ball into a pocket dimension 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2437 Earth in the corner pocket... 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2438 I want you to shoot a star! 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2439 If you make this I’ll let you be Gabriel 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2440 Because I don't play dice doesn't mean to play pool! 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2441 I mean really, this is how you decided US elections? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2442 Well, I'll be damned! Einstein was right: God doesn't play dice with the universe! 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2443 No, you have it wrong. Getting into heaven is a crap shoot, but keep your eye on Earth, where all-of-this, like here, makes little difference. 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2444 No, in heaven we do not bend the rules. Feet on the floor. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2445 That is not the cue ball 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2446 Don’t get too aggressive, you already sunk Pluto. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2447 Because if you get just the wrong amount of spin on it, it can have huge consequences. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2448 Hey,I haven’t invented pockets yet! 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2449 Sorry, I don’t play dice or billiards. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2450 I didn't create Earth to have you use it as the 8 Ball! 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2451 To think, all this time I was so reticent to play god 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2452 You sure you won't scratch? 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2453 That one spins the wrong way. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2454 Whatever you do, don't scratch - it isn't time. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2455 And if we're over New York, you can now bet on this too. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2456 I still don’t think this table is on the level 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2457 There's going to be hell to pay if you cherubs can't find the missing 9th planet. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2458 Pluto not a planet. Ha! The fools! 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
2459 How many times have I told you? You must keep at least one foot on the cloud. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2460 "And they think things are tough now!" 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2461 It's so boring to watch seeing that I have already ordained what will happen. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2462 Foul shot. You must keep one foot on the cloud at all times. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
2463 Remember, you are all made of stardust 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2464 Hit it with a Covid shot. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2465 Asteroid- side pocket. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2466 No, you can't use the planets that way ! 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2467 Those humans will never know what hit them. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2468 I suppose you have a copy of Captain Billy's Whiz Bang tucked under a cloud somewhere. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2469 Careful with that one. If you scratch it, you've bought it. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2470 This is not what I meant when I said I don't play dice with the universe. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2471 Solar systems are fair game, Einstein. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2472 You only said we can't play dice with it! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2473 We don't play pool with the solar system! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2474 I may not play dice, but I’ve got a hell of a bank shot. 1.1892 0.03734 111 90 21 0
2475 This is NOT why I created these. Now, where's Pluto? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2476 If I've told you once, I've told you a million times... Pluto has no place on the planetball table. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2477 Hey, aren't there supposed to be nine balls? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2478 You break it,you bought it. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2479 Look, I know Elon Musk wants people to eventually leave Earth, but I think you're getting ahead of yourself here... 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2480 Scratch that one. It's no good. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2481 You know angels' second-class aren't qualified to try miracle shots, you might shoot someone's eye out for all eternity! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2482 Uh uh, you don't get a free shot 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2483 You're going to join Lucifer if you're hustling me. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2484 You need to keep one foot on the firmament. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2485 No more games until you clean up the feathers you left in the the tunnel of light. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2486 His days of calling all the shots are over, Lady. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2487 Hey guys have you seen the-- for fuck's sake, this again? First you create the platypus behind my back and now this shit? You're gonna ruin the fucking felt! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2488 Ha! Newton thought he was so smart! 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2489 Not a scratch on that one... 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2490 What makes you think earth is the cue ball? 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2491 Your next game is against an Astrologist 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2492 Michael,at least one foot on the cloud. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2493 And I’m only seeing eight planets why…? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2494 Billiards! You little-dude angels are so lame. For My sakes, there's a bowling alley on the next cloud. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2495 " Don't use up the blue chalk. I'm gonna need it for the Sky." 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2496 Sure, Lucifer. Double or nothing. 1.1882 0.05674 85 74 6 5
2497 No cheating! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2498 No, I'm not going to flatten any planets just so you can play air-hockey. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2499 For heavens sakes hurry up and shoot it 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2500 Mars in the corner? $10 says Earth is a scratch. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2501 After this, we go back to playing dice. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2502 I call Earth around the sun times infinity. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2503 "Rearrange the planets on your own time. Now get back to work!" 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2504 So, now you're playing 8-planet? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2505 We got trouble with a capitol T that rhymes with P and that stands for Pool! 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2506 If you pocket Saturn, I’ll make you an Archangel. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
2507 This is not one of my better plans 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
2508 No, I'm not changing the rules because Pluto got dissed. 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
2509 Ok, ok you can finish the game but as soon as you do put the planets back where you found them 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
2510 So you’re telling me that every time you sink a side pocket shot an angel gets its wings? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2511 Great balls of fire,what are you doing? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2512 Look where you left the Earth 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2513 Pray before you shoot 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2514 A person's a person, no matter how small 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2515 If we bring back Pluto, we can play a game of 9-Ball. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2516 Winner goes first on cosmic pinball. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2517 Let's play dice instead. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2518 My arms akimbo is your cue to get back to work. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2519 Not “Earth.” It’s the 8-ball. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2520 Do that and you’ll be at the mercy of Newton and Einstein for all eternity. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2521 You cannot use telepathy in this game! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2522 Ok, so no playing dice with the universe, but also no pool with the universe, no cards with the universe, no jai alai with the universe, just in general gambling with the universe 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
2523 Use no cushion. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2524 Too much backspin and I am going to hear about it! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2525 "No trick shots, Lefty Light Foot!"! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2526 Magic wands are not acceptable cues. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2527 There is going to be trouble right here in river City. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2528 I thought I told you to get rid of Pluto 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2529 You sure you want to eliminate another one? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2530 So, I told him I don't play dice with the universe. And that's how I outsmarted Eintsein. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2531 One foot on the clouds or it doesn't count. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2532 Remember, Pluto can be a real planet if we clear it’s surroundings. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2533 When you are done, keep the game hole-filled! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2534 Just a warning...if you sink that blue ball, the entire game is over! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2535 I don’t play snooker with the universe either 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2536 God does not play pool. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2537 Now what do I tell Adam & Eve!? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2538 Earth is not the Cue Ball it's behind the Eight Ball in terms of survival. 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
2539 Whoa, whoa! One foot on the floor.” 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2540 Ok, Pluto is gone. What's next? 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2541 Just hope you're not mistaken for a ballon. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2542 Take a leaf out of my book, Elon! 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2543 How many times do I have to tell you NOT to fool around with the solar system?! 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2544 The rules say you have to keep your feet on the floor 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2545 Yeah that one needs a little bit of top, a little bit of side. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2546 Use less chalk, you already marred Jupiter. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2547 I thought we agreed that Pluto was going to be the cue ball 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2548 Earth has enough trouble without you poking it. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2549 A bridge 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2550 ... what is it with you ?- keep your feet on the ground Goddammit... 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
2551 I thought I told you, don’t use Pluto. It’s not a planet! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2552 This is how you treat my things? It's the only Earth we have! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2553 I hate to bug you on the Seventh Day, but I have an idea about how to make the Garden of Eden more fraught. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2554 They don't need you to jump them off the table like you did Pluto. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2555 Stop your confounded misspent youth, playing with a planet full of misspent youths! 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2556 He didn’t say anything about angels playing pool… 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2557 Remember, sending Mercury into retrograde will cost you your wings 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2558 You know the rules, Gabriel. At least one foot on the cloud. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2559 We've got trouble right here in Jordan River City. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2560 We need to remind those Earthlings Who is really in charge. Give'em your best shot! 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2561 You do realize what happens if you knock them into a black hole, right? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2562 Just knock ‘em around a bit. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2563 Twenty bucks says he misses it and a cataclysmic cosmological event ensues. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2564 Whichever of you lost Pluto is gonna have to face the Van Allen Belt! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2565 Do not put that in the side pocket. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2566 Einstein was kind of right...I don't play dice with the Universe 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2567 Use the bridge! 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
2568 That's Mars Elon. You already shot the moon. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2569 Fine. Whoever wins gets to play God. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
2570 We'll call 'em the crazy eights 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2571 Try to leave that one alone. They'll sink themselves. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2572 Am I right or am I right - this beat Yahtzee, hands down. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2573 Don’t scratch the firmament. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2574 I actually said "I didn't play POOL with the universe." And you two won't either, if you know what's good for you. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2575 It was Nine-ball, but I got rid of Pluto. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2576 "That does look like fun, but with this solar system I feel like just screwing around with a chatbot." 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2577 I told you; I only play with dice. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2578 Double chalk, and don't poke China. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2579 Go ahead, pot it. We've got the next game. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2580 Earth in the side pocket I doubt it. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2581 Just using a blue ball to sink all the red balls could mark you as a Democrat. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2582 That’ll teach 'em not to believe in cause-and-effect 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
2583 Will you two take it to the bowling cloud, we need more thunder. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2584 Don't knock it off the table. I've heard enough prayers for one day. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
2585 Yes, but God does not play snooker with the Universe either! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2586 Angelina ! What have I told you about taking the planets out of orbit just to play Galactic 9 ball !! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2587 One more shot and Uranis will be in the side pocket. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
2588 House rule. One foot on a cloud! 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
2589 Oops, no: you have to have at least one foot in the clouds! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2590 Good luck! That one's hard to sink. 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
2591 No more nine-ball, huh? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2592 Call your shots. That's what I did. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2593 We've got people waiting at the Front Gates, and you two are playing games. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2594 I think I will replace this with a craps table. 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
2595 Thy inflated planet shalt not sink Neptune. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2596 I don't play dice with the universe, and I won't allow you to play pool with the planets. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2597 Nice try,you little hustlers. But I don’t even play dice! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2598 Hey pal, one foot on the cloud. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2599 Don't tell Einstein. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2600 Heaven=no 8 balls. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2601 No, no, no; You must keep one foot on the cloud 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2602 This does not count as resting. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2603 Be careful, Gabe. You might cause an earthquake! 1.1837 0.05097 98 85 8 5
2604 No masse shots! I'm not resurfacing the table for another 4.5 billion years. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2605 I told you to stop, last time you killed all dinosaurs. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2606 Practice, practice makes for perfect alignment. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2607 Did you guys order this off of Amazon? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2608 I know that humans have flaws, and that humans make mistakes. I know that humans have conflicts, and that humans have enemies. I know that humans have pain, and that humans have death. ? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2609 Stop this instant! 'Prayers to Heaven Hotline' is overloaded. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2610 This is not what I meant by resting on day seven! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2611 Postmodernism 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2612 God does not play dice with the Universe. Got that right! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2613 Keep one foot on the cloud, Gabriel. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2614 I said to hit the cueball planet first, not the screwball one. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2615 Everyone takes my cues! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2616 It's not the same as dice with the universe. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2617 Adam! Eve! Just like your parents...I told you the planets were forbidden!!! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2618 Hate-ball in the corner pocket.” 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2619 Don't scratch the firmament -- it's new. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2620 Blessed are the chalked for they shall not scratch 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2621 I did tell you that nothing happens by chance. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2622 Billiarding while Earth burns. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2623 I don't care where we are, you've got to keep one foot on the floor for all shots. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2624 I'd use counterclockwise topspin facing the Northern Hemisphere, wait no, clockwise... God, who made this so complicated? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2625 You know the rules. Both feet on the clouds. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2626 Just try not to hit Chicxulub this time. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2627 You knew I had next Gabe. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
2628 God wants you to stop wasting miracles on bank shots. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
2629 If you scratch, you're going back to Earth. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2630 'Yes! His name starts with a "G," which rhymes with "P" which stands for pool." 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2631 Remember with the updated rules … you hit Pluto and it’s an automatic scratch! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2632 This is what you wanted me to demote Pluto for? So you could play EIGHT-BALL! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2633 Have you already forgotten what I told you about this? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2634 Do you really think they are ready for another Big Bang? 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2635 Your Jupiter ball is too big for the pockets. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2636 The eleventh one says you have to keep one foot on the floor! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2637 Feet on the ground! 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2638 Sink it and you’ll go to hell. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2639 Every time a ball goes in a pocket an angel gets his wings? You believed that? With pool, an angel can lose his wings!! 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2640 Even if you put Pluto back in, there aren’t enough for snooker. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2641 Hit it on Great Britian and you'll put some English on the ball! 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2642 Less spin, and more straight shooting on that one! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2643 If you don't let the woman go first, I'll have to deal with misogyny for eternity." 1.1818 0.05492 88 77 6 5
2644 Wings foul! 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
2645 Don't tell me, "Great Balls of Fire!" 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2646 This is the last shot you have to rearrange the universe. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2647 Though colorful, I'm afraid I'm going to have to replace that one; it keeps getting wetter and wetter. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2648 Its just a game, make your shot! 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2649 I knew we never should have shown "The Hustler" on movie night! 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2650 Because Pluto isn't a planet! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2651 Has anyone seen my dice? 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2652 My Father says two feet on the floor or your shot is not permitted 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2653 Pluto doesn’t count. It’s not a planet! 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2654 Gabriel, you know the rules require one foot on the floor! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2655 Just don't wipe out the dinosaurs, ok? 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2656 Trying to see if I can pull off this skullet/white robe with Kente cloth trim combo. Let me know if you think it’s cool. Let me know if this is anybody’s idea of what god looks like. To have a skullet and a steampunk mustache. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2657 Yes, God can do anything. But some rules are immutable: there's no crying in baseball and there's no flying in pool. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2658 I don’t care that there’s no dice involved, you’re grounded! 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2659 Don't you have better things to do? 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2660 Don't sink that one, that's where my people are. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2661 If you pot the sun then it's game over. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2662 Does God know what you are doing? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2663 That blue one is unbalance 1.1807 0.05974 83 74 3 6
2664 If I've told you once I've told you a million times. If you don't put spin on earth, you'll scratch. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2665 Not a good break--you sank Uranus but scratched the cue ball. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2666 I guess the two feet on the ground rule doesn’t apply here. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2667 Now this?! Wasn’t it enough that you ate from the forbidden apple?! 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2668 Give that one a few more years before you sink it. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2669 You're still behind the 8-ball. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2670 Thou shalt have one foot on the ground! 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2671 Is this what you do when we can't play dice with the universe? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2672 Remember, if you scratch Pluto is no longer a planet. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2673 You know the rules; no masse shot on the earth ball. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2674 Remember the last time you scratched on the earth ball 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2675 Hey, there’s no fly shot in Planetary Pool. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
2676 I might have known. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2677 For my sake, you know the rules. One foot on the ground at all times and you need to combo off the moon ball 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
2678 God does not play dice with the universe. He plays pool. Sometimes billiards. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2679 Not exactly the better angels of our nature, are we. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2680 Your chance? A wing and a prayer. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2681 Don't bother that one may self destruct. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2682 Don't bother — the Earth is already sunk. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2683 Be careful. That’s what they said about Pluto. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2684 To play at this level, you must keep one foot in the clouds." 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2685 Yes, I know Pluto was removed. But where's the Sun? Did you scratch? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2686 When the planets align that's when we all win. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2687 Hurry! Daylight Savings Time is about to begin. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2688 It's a miracle either one of you got your wings. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2689 Playing a game of 8-Planet? I'm more of a 9-Planet guy myself. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2690 Remember the rules. You must keep at least one foot on the cloud. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2691 This should further their understanding of black holes! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2692 When you get to Uranus, try not to scratch. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
2693 I see you've put Pluto back in. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2694 One foot needs to remain on the cloud! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2695 You can't do that! You already scratched with Pluto. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2696 Last shot to set the order. And put the sun back. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2697 For heaven's sake, don't sink that one! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2698 A brand new halo says you can't aline them. 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
2699 No combinations off the red planet! 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2700 C’mon, Gabe. She’s crucifying you. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2701 I'm getting complaints about too much back spin. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2702 You told me it would be a pool party. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2703 Really? That planet’s had a bad year. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2704 Put a little more spin on that one. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
2705 I'll clip your wings if you knock Mars into Mercury 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2706 If I can’t use gravity, you can’t use wings. 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
2707 Skeeball just wasn't giving the desired cataclysms anymore. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2708 Not that one. I haven't finished making them suffer enough. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2709 And I say you CAN play 9-ball rules without Pluto. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2710 Last time you lost a star it took me 3 billion light years to find it! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2711 what part of "plague fools on planets" didn't you understand? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2712 Please invite Minnesota Fats! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2713 Scratch… and Pluto’s going back on the table! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2714 Jeptha, I told you—no more of that silly exploding cue ball trick! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2715 You realize they weren't exactly thrilled when you sank Pluto. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2716 Watch it. I don't want a repeat of that Pluto thing. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2717 They’re looking for political stability, not a new World order. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2718 Michael,this is not how we resolve disputes! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2719 But I wanted to break. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2720 You only have one day to get this done. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2721 How darn you try to snooker the all mighty! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2722 Play nice, Billy. Don’t shoot Earth into that black hole. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2723 Just remember, I’m not going to clean up after you. 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
2724 Honestly, at the rate Earth's been going... best to sink 'em all. An eight and out is the way to play it, angel cakes. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2725 Aim for Pluto. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
2726 This is not how we decide who goes to heaven and who goes to hell. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2727 I said we should discuss the planets movements not move the planets. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2728 In all fairness, I think it is best if we try to keep our feet on the clouds when we are playing this game. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2729 You promised me you'd stop once you sank Pluto 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2730 Don’t you remember what happened to Pluto? 1.1778 0.04628