Contest #838 Summary

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Number of captions	6062
Number of responses	711545
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Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	It’s a win-win. He was delicious, and now we’ve got a flashlight.	1.6697	0.02447	1096	600	258	238
1	And all that was left was a giant carbon footprint	1.6695	0.01258	2959	1343	1251	365
2	And then he saw something that made his blood run warm.	1.6613	0.01235	3171	1486	1273	412
3	Why not just exhale and save the batteries?	1.6242	0.01357	2581	1280	991	310
4	And then you wake up in a museum naked.	1.6037	0.02014	1466	841	365	260
5	I always get the damn merit badges stuck in my teeth.	1.5905	0.01361	2645	1411	906	328
6	Suddenly she heard an asteroid snap. She lay there, petrified.	1.5789	0.01263	2484	1235	1060	189
7	Do I have anyone stuck in my teeth?	1.5768	0.01803	1770	1042	435	293
8	Dad, that joke is 100 million years old!	1.5757	0.01777	1810	1064	450	296
9	Stop already! You’re making me a nervous rex.	1.5718	0.02741	808	492	170	146
10	And his caption was lost forever.	1.5713	0.01407	2622	1483	780	359
11	Is there someone in my teeth?	1.5684	0.01569	2479	1522	505	452
12	Oooh, your stories make my blood run warm.	1.5637	0.01405	2269	1219	821	229
13	Stop it! It makes you look like a monster!	1.5554	0.01966	1408	835	364	209
14	Then they strung his bones together with wire and hung them from the ceiling!	1.5543	0.01849	1474	846	439	189
15	Is anyone stuck in my teeth?	1.5532	0.01753	1804	1083	444	277
16	Wait: You have thumbs?!	1.5531	0.01855	1611	967	397	247
17	I can't tell if I'm still hungry or if he has his phone on vibrate.	1.5448	0.02061	1362	845	292	225
18	…and there, in the museum lobby, missing half his bones, was Uncle Herman!	1.5443	0.02078	1288	785	305	198
19	It’s a tale as old as, well, us.	1.5436	0.01981	1157	647	391	119
20	And then they wired his bones together and put him in a museum.	1.5391	0.01808	1508	879	445	184
21	Please,not the one about the asteroid.	1.5359	0.02069	1241	751	315	175
22	Legend says that the meteor is still out there...	1.5303	0.01994	1288	774	345	169
23	And then they turned Godzilla… INTO A MUSICAL.	1.5257	0.02138	1185	735	277	173
24	Yeah, yeah...In a certain kind of light you look just like Godzilla.	1.5220	0.02069	1157	695	320	142
25	Don't do that. It makes you look scary.	1.5215	0.02130	1162	717	284	161
26	The big ones were forcing the little ones to eat vegetables	1.5215	0.02288	815	462	281	72
27	Then they hang your bones and use your corpse for fuel	1.5156	0.01997	995	555	367	73
28	You look like Marjorie Taylor Greene	1.5147	0.02357	1055	689	189	177
29	I dunno, this is what those campers were doing before we ate them	1.5113	0.02439	882	552	209	121
30	And then, they used our remains to power their cars!	1.5084	0.02306	958	595	239	124
31	And all this time I didn't think our front legs were good for anything!	1.5082	0.02289	970	602	243	125
32	Quoth the Raptor ‘Carnivore.’	1.5078	0.02495	967	646	151	170
33	You think this is scary, you should have seen the look on the face of the guy I took this from	1.5070	0.02371	931	586	218	127
34	You've got someone in your teeth.	1.5064	0.02336	934	582	231	121
35	It'd probably be more chilling if we weren't already cold-blooded.	1.5058	0.02007	943	527	355	61
36	Then suddenly, they heard a big BANG. The end.”	1.5039	0.02560	905	604	146	155
37	So I guess this means you forgot the marshmallows.	1.5038	0.02347	915	570	229	116
38	Is this going to be the asteroid one again?	1.4971	0.02340	849	518	240	91
39	Are we dinosaurs or dragons? I’m so high right now.	1.4966	0.02744	739	485	141	113
40	...and they'll use our liquified bones to fuel mid-size sedans	1.4964	0.02481	822	519	198	105
41	And in millions of years we’ll just be birds.	1.4945	0.02314	819	491	251	77
42	Something about this sudden cold snap is really bothering me.	1.4938	0.02163	802	456	296	50
43	I do like your karaoke, Dino. But "I Will Survive" just makes me uncomfortable..	1.4938	0.02503	802	507	194	101
44	It's true! Long ago Humans used to roam the Earth!	1.4934	0.02563	756	476	187	93
45	And they’ll use your decayed bones as fuel to travel all around Earth!	1.4918	0.02512	793	502	192	99
46	You have a bit of pterodactyl in your teeth.	1.4910	0.02233	780	451	275	54
47	Do I have someone between my teeth?	1.4902	0.02607	765	493	169	103
48	Can't we just have a nice evening by the fire without all the drama?	1.4888	0.02197	759	432	283	44
49	Then, the Asteroid Deniers got elected.	1.4888	0.02667	757	496	152	109
50	I got my braces off!!	1.4874	0.02623	751	485	166	100
51	And their young are born . . . alive!	1.4856	0.02610	727	463	175	89
52	They all have smooth, near hair-less skin, ten toes, and a scream that can turn you into pudding. They call them toddlers.	1.4855	0.02673	725	470	158	97
53	And then all of Earth became a graveyard where, to this day, they are still digging up our bones…	1.4850	0.02683	734	480	152	102
54	You always ruin your campfire stories by going too over-the-top. Extinction, Roy? I mean, really?	1.4840	0.02692	721	470	153	98
55	You're scaring the coprolite out of me.	1.4840	0.02268	719	414	262	43
56	I found it when digging through the remains of the previous civilization!”	1.4824	0.02653	740	483	157	100
57	Call me old school, but breathing fire is a lot scarier!	1.4798	0.02695	694	449	157	88
58	Tell me that one about civilization again.	1.4795	0.02407	684	406	228	50
59	…then Puff heard the eeriest noise coming from the autumn mist…	1.4794	0.02694	678	435	161	82
60	And then he said 'I just need to find 11,780 votes'...	1.4790	0.02822	668	442	132	94
61	Do Trump again!	1.4764	0.02841	657	436	129	92
62	Any campers stuck in my teeth?	1.4764	0.02699	657	419	163	75
63	And then they put your bones on display for all to see.	1.4760	0.02773	647	419	148	80
64	At night, they carry these. They are easy to spot. And, they are delicious.	1.4752	0.02730	644	412	158	74
65	Does this face look extinct to you?	1.4745	0.02712	647	413	161	73
66	Legend has it the meteor is still out there....	1.4725	0.02805	637	416	141	80
67	No more Marjorie Taylor Greene impressions. I didn't sleep at all last night.	1.4725	0.03062	582	393	103	86
68	You should have asked the guy how to turn it off before you ate him.	1.4712	0.02787	626	405	147	74
69	I learned the flashlight trick from a cub scout I ate.	1.4707	0.02697	631	400	165	66
70	Either turn it off, or go floss.	1.4694	0.02835	620	406	137	77
71	It was a dark and stormy triassic period...	1.4693	0.02719	618	392	162	64
72	Christamighty, stop it, Griff. It makes you look like Trump.	1.4664	0.03005	596	404	106	86
73	...so George slew him with his lance . In gratitude, the Catholic Church made him a saint and we've been Protestants ever since."	1.4648	0.03066	583	399	97	87
74	This isn't going to be another meteor story, is it?	1.4640	0.03065	528	348	115	65
75	And just like that we were all gone…! Except for Alligators	1.4628	0.02732	592	375	160	57
76	Is there something in my teeth?	1.4603	0.02933	554	362	129	63
77	Stop it! You look like some kind of monster!	1.4599	0.02968	548	360	124	64
78	So the dinosaurs were wiped out but the dragons survived?	1.4590	0.02595	536	320	186	30
79	Is that a true story, dad?" "Ha ha! Of course not, son. There's no such thing as asteroids.	1.4576	0.02969	542	356	124	62
80	I'm so glad we saw those hikers. We got dinner and a show.	1.4567	0.03328	416	270	102	44
81	Does this light make my face look extinct?	1.4549	0.03021	521	343	119	59
82	Then the humans burned our gooey remains in their cars.	1.4537	0.02595	518	309	183	26
83	The only scary part of this story is wondering where you got the flashlight.	1.4526	0.03074	517	345	110	62
84	And his bones were displayed in a museum!	1.4524	0.03021	515	339	119	57
85	And the big, bad space rock came closer... and closer...	1.4519	0.02917	509	326	136	47
86	I bet the 2-leggeds will claim to have discovered this too.	1.4502	0.03091	502	334	110	58
87	And they all became... OIL!	1.4498	0.03096	498	331	110	57
88	Is there any Boy Scout stuck in my teeth?	1.4487	0.03074	497	329	113	55
89	...and then the dragon slayer said "remember me, my name is George Santos."	1.4482	0.03229	502	346	87	69
90	Tell the one about the little girl who lives over the bed.	1.4477	0.02919	411	248	142	21
91	Yeah, yeah, burning ball from the sky blah blah blah - say something scary!	1.4477	0.03015	516	342	117	57
92	And all they found were his bones.	1.4472	0.03125	483	321	108	54
93	So the meteor gets closer, and closer.	1.4470	0.03037	481	313	121	47
94	Stupid story--no big rock can kill us all!	1.4451	0.03055	492	325	115	52
95	They say Saint George still walks this forest.	1.4449	0.03078	481	317	114	50
96	So what happened AFTER he announced he was running for president again in 2024?	1.4433	0.03260	467	318	91	58
97	And then the terrified hiker screamed, "Here, take the damned flashlight!"	1.4430	0.03065	465	303	118	44
98	... and the terrible monsters turned their victims into a gooey brown liquid to fuel their terrible machines.	1.4413	0.03119	460	303	111	46
99	But the real killer was diabetes.	1.4408	0.02965	456	290	131	35
100	And they'll dig up your bones and wire them together and put them on display.	1.4400	0.03184	450	299	104	47
101	The itch kept getting worse, but his arms still couldn't reach it.	1.4398	0.03071	457	298	117	42
102	Your Great Uncle Puff was last seen touring with The Grateful Dead in the early 90s.	1.4395	0.03283	446	302	92	52
103	Yes, I see it I warned you to eat only Republicans. They have no fiber.	1.4388	0.03386	449	312	77	60
104	Is that hiker still stuck in my teeth?	1.4385	0.03199	447	298	102	47
105	And eventually, there were humans swarming everywhere	1.4379	0.03188	443	294	104	45
106	You know what’s scary? That you can work a flashlight.	1.4378	0.03269	434	291	96	47
107	It was a dark and scary night in a land called Honalee…	1.4374	0.03203	455	306	99	50
108	You didn’t have to eat them. They would have let you play with the flashlight if you just asked.	1.4374	0.03257	439	295	96	48
109	He was Purple. And his name was Barney.	1.4355	0.03348	434	297	85	52
110	Just turn it off your gonna attract Monthras	1.4352	0.03246	432	289	98	45
111	And in millions of years you are turned into...OIL	1.4352	0.03179	432	285	106	41
112	Do any of these stories end with us winning?	1.4346	0.03217	428	284	102	42
113	Tell me, do I look like I'm extinct!?	1.4333	0.03330	420	284	90	46
114	And then we all became extinct, without getting credit for discovering fire or inventing the flashlight.	1.4323	0.03307	421	284	92	45
115	Where did you find batteries?"	1.4313	0.03249	422	282	98	42
116	The scary part is when the little monkeys lose their hair and take over the world.	1.4312	0.03408	429	298	77	54
117	Then the evil knight in shining armor slayed the poor dragon and escaped with the wicked princess.	1.4300	0.03276	414	277	96	41
118	Forget it, Eddie, you'll never look like Godzilla.	1.4300	0.03517	414	291	68	55
119	Do I have any Boy Scout in my teeth?	1.4289	0.03292	408	273	95	40
120	Good try Dave but Tucker Carlson is still scarier.	1.4282	0.03433	411	284	78	49
121	The phonecall is coming from inside your stomach!	1.4279	0.03401	402	274	84	44
122	… and then the last human looked at me and said: I thought you didn’t exist! And I said: welcome to extinction, pal!	1.4279	0.03613	402	286	60	56
123	…and then they forgot to cancel the free trial.	1.4275	0.03310	414	280	91	43
124	... Then they took this old stuff out of the ground and burned it, and the planet got hot, and the water rose, and they became extinct. The end	1.4275	0.03458	407	282	76	49
125	It’s not scary and you’re wasting batteries.	1.4267	0.03432	382	258	85	39
126	I call it "fire to go."	1.4261	0.03418	399	273	82	44
127	You've still got camper stuck between your teeth.	1.4253	0.03425	395	270	82	43
128	And then someone yelled, “IT’S AN ASTEROID!”	1.4249	0.03380	393	266	87	40
129	Yes, I see it now--I'll get the tweezers	1.4247	0.03344	405	275	88	42
130	And then the humans searched for the dead dinosaurs’ bones, put them together like a puzzle, and displayed them for other humans’ ENJOYMENT!	1.4242	0.03346	389	261	91	37
131	Quit trying to scare me with extinction stories!	1.4236	0.03343	399	270	89	40
132	...And the birds were US the whole time!	1.4231	0.03320	390	261	93	36
133	Long ago humans roamed the land.	1.4223	0.03443	386	264	81	41
134	Do that one where Kari Lake hears she lost.	1.4220	0.03634	391	279	59	53
135	You said to pack light.”	1.4219	0.03534	384	267	72	45
136	You still have a piece of camper stuck between your teeth.	1.4206	0.03455	378	258	81	39
137	So … do I look extinct now?	1.4202	0.03385	376	253	88	35
138	Chicken... they tasted like chicken.	1.4199	0.03514	381	264	74	43
139	Got it on Amazon, free delivery, and the delivery person was delicious	1.4198	0.03662	374	265	61	48
140	And an asteroid hit the earth and turned us all into petro-chemicals. The end. Hahahah, I got you!	1.4198	0.03522	374	258	75	41
141	Stop it! It makes you look like Ted Cruz.	1.4191	0.03430	408	285	75	48
142	Here's a trick to scare off predators at night.	1.4182	0.03274	373	246	98	29
143	Then he said, "I'm a paleontologist."	1.4181	0.03489	354	239	82	33
144	Then I told them I was going to run for a third time in 2024.	1.4180	0.03612	378	267	64	47
145	See, from below, it makes even a face like mine look scary.	1.4178	0.03501	371	255	77	39
146	And then we return as gas!	1.4173	0.03408	369	249	86	34
147	Noah’s yacht party was today?!	1.4169	0.03486	367	251	79	37
148	And then the foolish human walked right up to me and said 'nice Halloween costume!'	1.4160	0.03491	363	248	79	36
149	Oooh, you scared me! I can't wait to get home under Billy's bed!	1.4160	0.03599	363	253	69	41
150	And no one - I mean no one- had a plan to knock it off course!	1.4134	0.03569	358	248	72	38
151	Don't know what's scarier, the flashlight trick or you starting this campfire with your breath.	1.4129	0.03584	356	247	71	38
152	And when you do this they run away screaming!	1.4118	0.03372	374	254	86	34
153	Any idea how they got the fire inside this thing?"	1.4114	0.03395	350	234	88	28
154	And after they turned him purple, they named him Barney!	1.4103	0.03366	368	249	87	32
155	And then a giant ball of fire fell from the sky and BOO, everyone died.	1.4099	0.03459	344	232	83	29
156	Relax, it's just a scary story! Like extinction could ever really happen!	1.4095	0.03510	337	228	80	29
157	Do you see this face? It's not a happy one. You were supposed to bring the marshmallows.	1.4094	0.03642	342	238	68	36
158	Does this make me look scary?	1.4092	0.03510	347	237	78	32
159	When Fred didn't laugh at his jokes, Bob realized just how cold blooded his friend really was.	1.4092	0.03446	369	254	79	36
160	Do I have anyone in my teeth?	1.4092	0.03592	369	261	65	43
161	You know you can beathe fire, right?	1.4083	0.03697	338	237	64	37
162	'"We might be scary and ugly now but in a million years, kids will love us."	1.4078	0.03652	358	254	62	42
163	I camp out here to recharge my batteries.”	1.4075	0.03835	346	251	49	46
164	But its just a theory though, right?	1.4074	0.03193	378	251	100	27
165	Turn that off! We're gonna need those batteries when we reach Tokyo tomorrow night.	1.4064	0.03616	342	238	69	35
166	So, my Mom the astronomer says we're in for a big surprise.	1.4064	0.03640	342	239	67	36
167	Matt Gratz? Lauren Boebert? No - wait - I got it! Marjorie Taylor Greene!!!	1.4054	0.03760	333	236	59	38
168	Not the one about the meteor again.	1.4051	0.03555	353	246	71	36
169	Is there anyone in my teeth?	1.4048	0.03473	331	223	82	26
170	The great fireball struck, then there was darkness… just kidding!	1.4042	0.03628	334	232	69	33
171	And then they crawl up your leg and suck your blood. They’re called ‘ticks’.	1.4042	0.03845	334	241	51	42
172	Look! I’m a lounge lizard!	1.4036	0.03517	332	226	78	28
173	Oh no, not that meteorite story again.	1.4034	0.03547	357	250	70	37
174	Finally, illumination without incineration.	1.4031	0.03675	325	226	67	32
175	No, honestly, you're scarier in daylight.	1.4029	0.03458	340	231	81	28
176	Enough with the giant stone that will fall from the sky and wipe us all out. Tell me something scary!	1.4018	0.03398	326	217	87	22
177	Nope. You're still not scary.	1.4012	0.03576	324	222	74	28
178	And then....BOO! Extinction!	1.4011	0.03344	349	235	88	26
179	And to this day humans are credited with inventing fire.	1.4006	0.03632	317	218	71	28
180	Nope still there. Let me get you some Dino-Floss.	1.4006	0.03724	322	226	63	33
181	I did the monster mash. It was a campground smash.	1.4006	0.03416	342	232	83	27
182	The child said "Mommy there is a monster in the closet" and the Mom said "No there isn't let me show you" She opens the door. Oh the look on her face was priceless. Thats why I do this work.	1.4000	0.03792	320	227	58	35
183	And then the little boy crept up very quietly and pushed him into the tar pit...	1.4000	0.03552	320	218	76	26
184	Cool it, Bill. Those batteries have to last for at least 66 million years.	1.4000	0.04383	230	161	46	23
185	Using a flashlight instead of your phone? That’s prehistoric.	1.3988	0.03704	321	225	64	32
186	Do I have any princess in my teeth?	1.3987	0.03827	316	225	56	35
187	Calm down. We can just lay back and watch meteors.	1.3968	0.03264	315	205	95	15
188	Scaredy cat! There's no such thing as meteors!	1.3968	0.03617	315	217	71	27
189	Yes, you mentioned that you got your teeth whitened.	1.3968	0.03727	315	221	63	31
190	You need a cell phone for a selfie, you idiot!	1.3968	0.03853	310	221	55	34
191	And it all happened 25 million years ago, on a night…just…like…tonight…	1.3961	0.03732	308	215	64	29
192	To be honest, under-lighting is really not flattering to your facial structure.	1.3961	0.03646	308	212	70	26
193	If I let you use the flashlight, can we go hide under the bed before it's Timmy's bedtime?	1.3941	0.03795	307	217	59	31
194	How about we reduce our carbon footprint and just go bump in the night.	1.3940	0.03285	302	196	93	13
195	And then he digs your bones from the ground and puts you back together for everyone to see!	1.3930	0.03516	341	238	72	31
196	Read my lips. There's no way we'll ever go extinct.	1.3926	0.03759	298	208	63	27
197	Do I still have Boy Scout in my teeth?	1.3913	0.03779	299	210	61	28
198	Come on, man, this story about climate change is a hoax. Tell us the one about the asteroid!	1.3912	0.03855	294	208	57	29
199	You do realize that you're speaking into a flashlight.	1.3902	0.03828	287	201	60	26
200	Do I have any s’more stuck in my teeth?	1.3902	0.03838	305	218	55	32
201	…and their entire economy will be fueled by our decomposing bones	1.3902	0.03724	305	214	63	28
202	Please, no more people stories!	1.3897	0.03861	290	205	57	28
203	It's just not scary since you had botox.	1.3893	0.03903	298	214	52	32
204	I hate online dating and no, you still don't look like your picture!	1.3891	0.03771	293	205	62	26
205	Don’t try to make a joke out of this. YOU forgot the marshmallows.	1.3887	0.03577	301	206	73	22
206	And then there was ice everywhere! For ages!	1.3875	0.03775	289	202	62	25
207	You really need to floss more often.	1.3868	0.03825	287	202	59	26
208	And then they glued his skeleton back together and charged humans money to see him	1.3864	0.03719	295	206	64	25
209	Any of that tent still stuck in my teeth?	1.3859	0.03661	298	207	67	24
210	Have you ever heard the story of the hairless biped?	1.3843	0.03713	281	194	66	21
211	Then the asteroid hit, and wiped out all the humans.	1.3835	0.04030	279	202	47	30
212	Ummm…I don’t know. Are you “Barney”? Dammit Carl, I give up.	1.3826	0.03897	298	216	50	32
213	Geez, do you have to tell the one about the asteroid again?	1.3822	0.04785	191	137	35	19
214	Stop it! There is no such thing as monsters!	1.3818	0.03905	275	195	55	25
215	But the asteroid was coming much closer to Earth than astronomers had projected!	1.3818	0.03837	275	193	59	23
216	Do I look extinct to you?	1.3810	0.03820	273	191	60	22
217	And they loved fossil fuels.	1.3810	0.03820	273	191	60	22
218	These campfire stories would be scarier if we weren't at the top of the food chain	1.3801	0.03739	292	206	61	25
219	My name is Larry, and my pronoun is 'it'.	1.3801	0.04081	271	197	45	29
220	And the giant rock in the sky just kept getting bigger and bigger...	1.3800	0.03875	300	218	50	32
221	And then they put your bones back together piece by piece to display for their little ones.	1.3798	0.03912	287	207	51	29
222	...and when he turned around, he saw the meteor was right behind him!	1.3787	0.03597	301	210	68	23
223	This is my 'come hither' look.	1.3787	0.03756	272	189	63	20
224	It's a souvenir from the guy I had for lunch.	1.3783	0.03878	267	188	57	22
225	Dad, what's an asteroid?	1.3782	0.03867	275	195	56	24
226	But we're rechargeable, right?”	1.3773	0.04218	273	204	35	34
227	And then they'll display our bones in museums!	1.3772	0.03600	289	200	69	20
228	Now do a bunny.	1.3769	0.03829	268	188	59	21
229	I'm not sure. It's either spinach or someone green that you ate.	1.3769	0.03973	268	192	51	25
230	That's nothing. I saw a mammal yesterday!	1.3768	0.03643	284	197	67	20
231	And then, they used us for fuel	1.3764	0.03763	271	189	62	20
232	Do I have any people in my teeth?	1.3763	0.04054	279	205	43	31
233	I don't know what it is, either, but the guy I got it from was delicious.	1.3750	0.03755	264	183	63	18
234	And then he killed them in cold blood. Or warm blood? Frankly nobody’s sure.	1.3741	0.03587	294	205	68	21
235	You scare me when you talk like that. Small rodents-like creatures evolving to replace us, no way!	1.3741	0.03770	270	189	61	20
236	I've been carrying a torch for you for so long.”	1.3741	0.04315	270	205	29	36
237	Do I have any brave knight in my teeth?	1.3735	0.03940	257	182	54	21
238	And then all the dinosaurs were subjected to demeaning occupations by a human named Flintstone.	1.3735	0.04017	257	184	50	23
239	Yes, you look scary. Stop being so insecure.	1.3731	0.03869	260	183	57	20
240	I'd like to announce my 2024 presidential bid.	1.3726	0.04164	263	194	40	29
241	The asteroid got bigger and bigger and BIGGER…	1.3722	0.04024	266	193	47	26
242	And it turned out the call was coming from INSIDE THE CAVE!	1.3716	0.03933	261	186	53	22
243	And I ate them happily ever after.	1.3715	0.04021	253	181	50	22
244	And that’s what fossil fuels are!	1.3713	0.03889	272	195	53	24
245	And then they elected him AGAIN!!!	1.3712	0.04185	264	196	38	30
246	You're frightening me. You look like Majorie Taylor Greene!	1.3711	0.04283	256	191	35	30
247	Trust me- 65 million years from now, they’ll still be saying “Boo!”	1.3707	0.03915	259	184	54	21
248	CAREFUL: That's a knight light."	1.3702	0.03883	262	186	55	21
249	Oh, will you evolve, already?	1.3701	0.03889	254	179	56	19
250	So you remembered the flashlight but forgot the marshmallows?	1.3695	0.04221	249	183	40	26
251	..and then, a giant meteorite hit earth and killed all the humans....ahhh..	1.3692	0.03883	279	202	51	26
252	Remind me to floss......	1.3690	0.03828	252	176	59	17
253	Anybody here from the Early Cretaceous Period?	1.3686	0.03916	255	181	54	20
254	And then Donald Trump was elected again.	1.3684	0.04283	247	183	37	27
255	Is there a camper stuck between my teeth?	1.3678	0.03656	261	180	66	15
256	...and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee...	1.3673	0.04027	245	175	50	20
257	Stop it! Mom and Dad say Humans aren't real and can't mess up our planet through systemic pollution and climate change!	1.3664	0.03989	262	190	48	24
258	Great, now I'm too scared to eat anybody else	1.3658	0.03852	257	182	56	19
259	and then hundreds of little monsters called "cub scouts" rampaged through the forest...	1.3655	0.04019	249	179	49	21
260	And it wasn't an asteroid, just a Chinese spy balloon.	1.3651	0.04113	241	174	46	21
261	Please, not another asteroid story!	1.3651	0.03942	241	170	54	17
262	Don’t scare me like that, Frank - I almost coughed up a camper!	1.3651	0.03984	252	181	50	21
263	The whitening looks great but you ate the dentist”?	1.3646	0.04446	192	136	42	14
264	Please, enough with your asteroid stories. They scare me	1.3640	0.03951	228	159	55	14
265	See any signs of evolution?	1.3640	0.04094	239	172	47	20
266	And then, the humans elected Trump.	1.3640	0.04277	250	187	35	28
267	If you scare away the campers,we will not be able to eat them.	1.3640	0.03842	250	176	57	17
268	You think the vanishing hitchhiker is scary? Wait till I tell you what happens to us.	1.3636	0.04049	253	184	46	23
269	Nope. Not scarier.	1.3633	0.03763	245	170	61	14
270	Here's one Uncle Rex taught me.	1.3629	0.03819	248	174	58	16
271	...he had a nose, skin, hair, and worst of all: opposable thumbs.	1.3629	0.04117	237	171	46	20
272	But asteroids aren’t real, are they?	1.3629	0.04073	237	170	48	19
273	And then the stores ran out of toilet paper	1.3625	0.04149	251	185	41	25
274	I got this off a guy who was hiding under my bed.	1.3622	0.04074	254	186	44	24
275	Stop trying to scare me. Last night's asteroid story was bad enough.	1.3621	0.04167	243	178	42	23
276	And then wars will be fought over your liquid bones!	1.3621	0.04001	243	174	50	19
277	You are never more than three feet away from a spider, or a comet.	1.3608	0.04173	255	190	38	27
278	It's just a story, there's no space rock that will kill us all!	1.3603	0.03994	247	178	49	20
279	Oooh, I'm a meteorite headed for Earth!	1.3590	0.04014	234	167	50	17
280	...and she awoke the next morning with FEATHERS.	1.3590	0.04322	234	174	36	24
281	Just imagine when they find this with our fossils in a couple million years!!	1.3581	0.04120	229	165	46	18
282	And the meteor got closer, and closer and then...	1.3577	0.04084	246	180	44	22
283	It's not bad, but I still think it was more intimidating when we could breathe fire.	1.3574	0.03954	235	167	52	16
284	…and they call that place the American Museum of Natural History	1.3574	0.04045	235	169	48	18
285	..and he had a hand for a claw.	1.3574	0.04110	263	197	38	28
286	....and then I ate Little Jackie Paper.	1.3568	0.04191	227	165	43	19
287	How can we reflect on the past when there hasn't been one yet?	1.3568	0.03902	227	159	55	13
288	I don’t actually know the end of the scary story because I was too hungry to let the camper finish.	1.3562	0.04332	233	174	35	24
289	Then she said “ What big teeth you have Grandmother!”	1.3562	0.03976	233	166	51	16
290	And then a meteor flew down from the sky and wiped out our entire species! And millions of years later the newest and most evolved species would live to reenact all of our ugliest and worst moments for their own entertainment.	1.3560	0.03913	250	180	51	19
291	Implants or real?	1.3556	0.04215	225	164	42	19
292	And if the meteor wasn't enough, the "humans" will put our bones on display and claim they invented fire.	1.3556	0.04168	225	163	44	18
293	And then we went extinct!	1.3554	0.03872	242	172	54	16
294	Stop that! It makes you look like a human.	1.3550	0.03902	231	163	54	14
295	Look... Now I'm even scarier	1.3544	0.04061	237	172	46	19
296	Now that I‘ve invented fire I can get rid of this stupid flashlight.	1.3544	0.04275	237	177	36	24
297	Hey, stop playing with that thing! It's worth a lot since humans have become extinct.	1.3544	0.04275	237	177	36	24
298	I found this with my last meal.	1.3543	0.04192	223	162	43	18
299	And then this big rock started to fall out of the sky	1.3540	0.04152	226	164	44	18
300	So you figured out a portal to the future and brought back a light. I must be high.	1.3537	0.04114	229	166	45	18
301	Did I get some of him stuck in my teeth?	1.3516	0.04242	219	160	41	18
302	And in 200 million years your bones will be reassembled incorrectly and displayed in the mammal museums.	1.3516	0.04292	219	161	39	19
303	Gee, Pops, did he ever concede the election?	1.3514	0.04297	222	164	38	20
304	And the giant asteroid got closer and closer. . .	1.3511	0.04113	225	163	45	17
305	Now that I’ve invented fire, I’m going to run for Congress.	1.3511	0.04255	225	166	39	20
306	Not only do they taste good...they have cool gadgets.	1.3498	0.04038	223	160	48	15
307	It had hair growing out of its head... and was warm-blooded!	1.3488	0.04294	215	158	39	18
308	I'll show you scary. I forgot the marshmallows.	1.3484	0.04259	221	163	39	19
309	"And then he decided to run for President again."	1.3478	0.04228	230	171	38	21
310	Then a meteor comes and all of our grandchildren become birds.	1.3472	0.04123	216	156	45	15
311	But asteroids aren't real,right?	1.3472	0.04071	216	155	47	14
312	And then they built an entire civilization based on a non-renewable resource made from our bones	1.3472	0.04277	216	159	39	18
313	And then one day the new two-legged animals discover fossil fuels!!	1.3465	0.03971	228	164	49	15
314	And just then, a big burning ball of fire hurtled toward the earth.	1.3463	0.04257	231	173	36	22
315	Have you ever heard the one about the meteor from outer space?	1.3453	0.04226	223	165	39	19
316	I don't think that's how you take a selfie.	1.3448	0.04107	232	171	42	19
317	Film, two words	1.3445	0.04479	209	157	32	20
318	We all die, and then the little furry mammals take over!	1.3445	0.04159	209	151	44	14
319	That's great and all, Steve, but we can breathe fire.	1.3444	0.04682	180	133	32	15
320	The comet one's scarier.	1.3443	0.03952	212	150	51	11
321	The Dawn Of The Dad Joke	1.3442	0.04131	215	156	44	15
322	It was a dark and stormy Late Cretaceous Epoch...	1.3440	0.04092	218	158	45	15
323	Wow! When you hold the flashlight like that you look just like a monster.	1.3429	0.04357	210	156	36	18
324	And during dodge ball they laughed at Rex and called him tiny arms'.	1.3426	0.04219	216	159	40	17
325	That’s not on my Paleo diet	1.3423	0.04038	222	161	46	15
326	this is my museum pose	1.3420	0.04161	231	172	39	20
327	And then he said: "The call is coming from inside the cave!!!"	1.3415	0.04152	205	148	44	13
328	What’s scary about it to me is how much all your future orthodontic work is going to cost us	1.3411	0.04244	214	158	39	17
329	I still say breathing real fire is scarier.	1.3411	0.04396	214	161	33	20
330	And that’s when puberty hit me like an asteroid	1.3408	0.04122	223	164	42	17
331	And then? They were EXTINCT! Boo ha ha ha ha!	1.3405	0.04190	232	174	37	21
332	And then he realized that the little human boy was RIGHT UNDER THE BED!	1.3399	0.04292	203	149	39	15
333	And when he looked on top of the bed, there was a little kid under the sheets!	1.3398	0.04412	206	154	34	18
334	That makes the scales on the back of my back stand up…	1.3396	0.04270	212	157	38	17
335	…and if you listen carefully, you can still hear him to this day… singing “I love you…you love me…”	1.3396	0.04373	212	159	34	19
336	He froze as he entered the museum. It was his mom and dad, but only their skeletons.	1.3396	0.04217	212	156	40	16
337	How many times do I have to tell you "Yes, you're scary!"	1.3392	0.04019	227	166	45	16
338	Let's roast s'more campers.	1.3391	0.03947	233	170	47	16
339	One day a small two-legged creature will rule and ruin the earth	1.3391	0.04130	233	174	39	20
340	It was a dark and stormy night. An asteroid appeared in the sky.	1.3388	0.03942	245	181	45	19
341	You'd look just like Tucker Carlson if you had a bow tie!	1.3382	0.04551	207	158	28	21
342	Are you ever going to evolve?	1.3381	0.04452	210	159	31	20
343	And then they put us in gas tanks.	1.3381	0.04242	210	155	39	16
344	Ok, yes….you look like a monster.	1.3380	0.03928	213	152	50	11
345	These disgusting creatures don't even use eggs. They grow their brood inside. Inside their bodies! Mamal mia!	1.3380	0.04253	213	158	38	17
346	Let me tell you why I think global freezing is a myth.	1.3379	0.03910	219	157	50	12
347	Nice try, Eugene, but humans are a lot scarier.	1.3377	0.04062	231	171	42	18
348	OK, now can I breathe on the s'mores?	1.3367	0.04462	199	149	33	17
349	.....and then they all disappeared!!"	1.3365	0.03928	208	148	50	10
350	And all of the sudden, there was a loud BOOM!	1.3365	0.04268	208	154	38	16
351	...And then they switched to renewables, but it was TOO LATE!	1.3364	0.04103	220	162	42	16
352	What big teeth you have, Gramma.	1.3362	0.03941	229	167	47	15
353	Oh Jim! Did you eat the last Boy Scout!??!	1.3350	0.04254	197	144	40	13
354	You we’re scarier when I couldn’t see you.	1.3350	0.04210	200	146	41	13
355	And when she got out of the car, hanging from the door handle… was a velociraptor claw!	1.3350	0.04183	206	151	41	14
356	And THAT'S how much college will cost in 46 million years!	1.3349	0.04029	209	151	46	12
357	That's weird Bob, it DOES make you look less scary.	1.3349	0.04167	215	159	40	16
358	Do you realize how hard it is to change batteries without thumbs?	1.3333	0.04219	195	142	41	12
359	Yeah, you heard right, the kid literally thought he could tame me.	1.3333	0.03747	228	163	54	11
360	Who said short arms are useless?	1.3333	0.03861	192	134	52	6
361	And then the huge asteroid came and killed all the scary, mean humans and we lived happily ever after.	1.3333	0.04170	222	166	38	18
362	Suddenly, a big, hairy hand reached under the bed.	1.3333	0.03975	213	154	47	12
363	…and to this day that adorable little girl and her killer puppy live in these very woods!	1.3333	0.04236	198	145	40	13
364	Marjorie Taylor-Greene? Wait! George Santos!	1.3333	0.04641	198	152	26	20
365	Your going to give me knightmares.	1.3333	0.04045	216	158	44	14
366	If you think this is scary, wait till I tell you what I saw coming at us through my telescope last night!	1.3318	0.04095	220	163	41	16
367	And millions of years from now, what's left of you will power a Toyota Camry for about 2.1 highway miles.	1.3318	0.04374	211	160	32	19
368	If he only knew how ridiculous he looks," she thought. "First dates suck.	1.3317	0.04204	208	154	39	15
369	Oh relax,the two-legged hairless ape is just a myth.	1.3316	0.04245	193	141	40	12
370	If anything, you look less scary.	1.3304	0.03940	224	164	46	14
371	And the meteor grew closer, and closer...	1.3303	0.04028	221	163	43	15
372	I look hot! right?	1.3303	0.03977	221	162	45	14
373	Some say humans still roam these woods.	1.3302	0.04037	212	155	44	13
374	Please Marvin, its hard enough to look at you in the dark.	1.3302	0.04356	212	161	32	19
375	The meteor headed closer and closer...	1.3300	0.04433	200	151	32	17
376	And then a giant meteor hit the earth and wiped out all the humans except for the few we devoured very soon thereafter.	1.3299	0.04289	194	143	38	13
377	Stop it dad, you know that Jimmy Fallon face really freaks me out!	1.3299	0.04351	194	144	36	14
378	You’ve got a face for radio.	1.3298	0.04399	191	142	35	14
379	The children laughed and sang and roasted marshmallows… then went to sleep, UNAFRAID!	1.3298	0.04116	188	135	44	9
380	There is no future in being cold blooded.	1.3298	0.04384	188	139	36	13
381	You really should have had braces.	1.3298	0.04318	188	138	38	12
382	...and to this day, if you listen carefully on the wind, you can still hear the echoes of the creature screaming, 'Not imaginary?!'	1.3297	0.04298	185	135	39	11
383	Meh, still not scary.	1.3287	0.03983	216	158	45	13
384	Again,there is no cilantro in your teeth.	1.3284	0.04368	204	154	33	17
385	I saw the boy scouts we ate do this.	1.3284	0.04140	204	150	41	13
386	His human friends called him George, and he was no saint.	1.3281	0.04317	192	142	37	13
387	Don't you just know some Neanderthal is going to come along and take credit for discovering fire and light"	1.3280	0.04615	189	144	28	17
388	….and after the meteor, the mammals took over.	1.3280	0.04428	189	141	34	14
389	I love the way it lights up my smile.	1.3280	0.04364	189	140	36	13
390	I give up. Are you a dinosaur or a dragon?	1.3280	0.04553	189	143	30	16
391	You know what's really scary, global climate change deniers."	1.3280	0.04346	186	137	37	12
392	Then the hideous monster with the long hair sprouting from its head stood up on its two legs and began to….	1.3280	0.04478	186	139	33	14
393	It’s a souvenir from that Jurassic Park scientist I ate.	1.3280	0.04730	186	143	25	18
394	And then this hairless, scaleless creature said, “go ahead. Look under the bed”	1.3273	0.04236	220	167	34	19
395	We’ve got to go electric or we could cause the end of an era.	1.3269	0.04250	208	156	36	16
396	And that's supposed to be your scary face?	1.3269	0.04083	208	153	42	13
397	And then this giant fireball from the sky comes down and makes it cloudy and chilly and...poof...no more summer camp for you!"	1.3267	0.04282	202	151	36	15
398	Did that caveman get stuck in my teeth?	1.3266	0.04086	199	145	43	11
399	… then he said, “I thought you all were dead!”, dropped this, and ran away!	1.3262	0.04259	187	137	39	11
400	…and that’s how the humans became extinct.	1.3262	0.04392	187	139	35	13
401	Not the silly story about the asteroid. I want something believable	1.3262	0.04326	187	138	37	12
402	And that's supposed to scare me? I was in a tiny elevator with Rudy Giulani the other day.	1.3262	0.04647	187	143	27	17
403	Did the white strips work?	1.3262	0.04521	187	141	31	15
404	When you hold the flashlight like this you can make yourself look scary.	1.3261	0.04306	184	135	38	11
405	Hey Marty, how scary is this?	1.3259	0.04178	224	170	35	19
406	And they say that even today, St. George wanders these woods with his bloody sword, looking for the dragon that dared to abduct his beloved damsel.	1.3256	0.04452	215	167	26	22
407	Makes me look scary..right?	1.3251	0.04206	203	151	38	14
408	It's Johnny!	1.3250	0.04068	200	146	43	11
409	And then he said he was running for office again.	1.3247	0.04402	194	146	33	15
410	He was scaring little kids like this, I ate him and took it.	1.3246	0.04388	191	143	34	14
411	Supposedly, there is a energized bunny in here	1.3246	0.03924	191	136	48	7
412	Then grandpa Godzilla walked straight into the power lines and his face looked like this	1.3246	0.04195	191	140	40	11
413	And then we were gone, completely extinct. Museums displayed some of our bones and the scrawny little apes made tiny plastic toys of us for their children to play with.	1.3245	0.04240	188	138	39	11
414	Probably not a good time to bring this up, but I have been seeing another Godzilla.	1.3245	0.04625	188	144	27	17
415	Slowly, slowly, the asteroid crept toward the earth.	1.3243	0.04552	185	140	30	15
416	Here's a little trick I picked up from Troop 155.	1.3242	0.03989	219	162	43	14
417	...and then the knight, riding a speeding horse, came charging down the hill waving a sharp sword, aimed right for the poor baby dragon's neck.	1.3237	0.04089	207	153	41	13
418	And off in the distance they saw a large fiery ball growing larger and larger until…	1.3235	0.04188	204	152	38	14
419	I don’t get it. You can light a fire, you’re entertaining, got your own cave but you’ve never been married?	1.3234	0.04112	201	148	41	12
420	But can your fire do this?	1.3228	0.04417	189	142	33	14
421	They were nice and sang and toasted little white things. They were called g-i-r-l s-c-o-u-t-s.	1.3226	0.04334	186	138	36	12
422	And they say, the Headless Knight is still hunting dragons to this very day.	1.3224	0.04172	183	133	41	9
423	And then one night, little Jackie Paper came no more!	1.3218	0.04441	202	155	29	18
424	Not the one about the asteroid again...	1.3218	0.04272	202	152	35	15
425	...and the meteor was coming from inside the house!	1.3216	0.04433	199	152	30	17
426	6 months of Invisalign right here	1.3211	0.04460	190	144	31	15
427	Can you believe Spielberg said I was too ugly?	1.3209	0.04315	187	139	36	12
428	Can you still see the bags under my eyes?	1.3209	0.04179	187	137	40	10
429	Truth or scare?	1.3207	0.04081	184	133	43	8
430	Stop it! You look like a human.	1.3204	0.04616	181	138	28	15
431	No dad, do a scary face!	1.3204	0.04096	206	153	40	13
432	And then the voice said, ‘I want my marshmallows back’”	1.3202	0.04603	178	135	29	14
433	This is so cool. The only thing that could mess this up is an asteroid, and that’s never going to happen.	1.3194	0.04117	191	140	41	10
434	This is what he was doing just before I ate him!	1.3192	0.04056	213	159	40	14
435	Here's how it goes: you hide, and wait for the adult to do this. Then all the children scream. THEN you jump out and eat them.	1.3191	0.04614	188	145	26	17
436	and they made him into.... DINO NUGGETS!	1.3191	0.04295	188	140	36	12
437	It creeps me out when you put on your politician smile.	1.3189	0.04605	185	142	27	16
438	And having these straightened cost me ten thousand bucks.	1.3189	0.04274	185	137	37	11
439	And then... he becomes president!	1.3187	0.04594	182	139	28	15
440	Yeah, they were delicious and they have great toys!	1.3184	0.04441	179	134	33	12
441	...and thus we are the remaining survivors, doomed to appear in B-rated movies and theme parks.	1.3184	0.04394	201	154	30	17
442	You have a small piece of Neanderthal stuck between your teeth.	1.3182	0.04143	198	147	39	12
443	I think I have someone stuck in my teeth.	1.3182	0.04346	176	130	36	10
444	Ok, you have convinced me... With that smile and those ideas, you COULD make it in American Politics."	1.3182	0.04705	176	135	26	15
445	It was a light and clear day…	1.3179	0.04371	195	148	32	15
446	Is it still in my teeth?	1.3179	0.04620	173	131	29	13
447	and all the little T-Rexes died, and they turned into gasoline	1.3177	0.04165	192	142	39	11
448	...and they were worried about bears...	1.3169	0.04506	183	139	30	14
449	I can pretend to be scared, or, you could just stop doing that.	1.3169	0.04370	183	137	34	12
450	It’s scary ‘cause it’s true !	1.3167	0.04490	180	136	31	13
451	I see extinct people.	1.3163	0.04352	196	149	32	15
452	...and then he said, "Yes the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders.".	1.3158	0.04799	171	132	24	15
453	Further evidence that we are doomed as a species.	1.3152	0.04485	184	140	30	14
454	Would you like to taste some of my Tea,Rex?	1.3152	0.04550	184	141	28	15
455	And then.. they evolved!	1.3152	0.04485	184	140	30	14
456	And then, I crushed Tokyo!	1.3152	0.04140	184	135	40	9
457	Brushing AND flossing, Hank!	1.3152	0.04281	184	137	36	11
458	And in the future they will use our decomposing bodies to power their machines, and heat heat their homes!	1.3152	0.04485	184	140	30	14
459	Do I have someone in my teeth?	1.3149	0.04257	181	134	37	10
460	Do I have s’mores in my teeth?	1.3149	0.04537	181	138	29	14
461	…and then an asteroid hits and brings on an Ice Age. End of scary stories and time for bed.	1.3136	0.04687	169	129	27	13
462	Then BOOM we all died!	1.3136	0.04835	169	131	23	15
463	….and he’s purple…and his name is Barney	1.3136	0.04687	169	129	27	13
464	And then juvenile mammals will come to look at your bones…Forever!	1.3135	0.04397	185	140	32	13
465	But it wasn't a new moon, it was an asteroid!	1.3132	0.04378	182	137	33	12
466	I'll be here all millennium.	1.3128	0.04428	179	135	32	12
467	Wow! These batteries have lasted like forever.	1.3128	0.04538	195	152	25	18
468	Then he realized - the call was coming from inside his stomach!	1.3125	0.04590	192	150	24	18
469	All because of one stupid meteor?	1.3122	0.04092	205	154	38	13
470	Wow! Fire and a flashlight! This is going to drive the palaeontologists crazy!	1.3119	0.04476	202	158	25	19
471	So did you eat him before or after you took the flashlight?	1.3118	0.04434	170	127	33	10
472	The whitener changes everything.	1.3118	0.04663	170	130	27	13
473	Honestly? Scarier without.	1.3115	0.04073	183	134	41	8
474	I liked the one about the asteroid better.	1.3115	0.04288	183	137	35	11
475	And then...they all lost their scales and became...birds.	1.3111	0.04264	180	134	36	10
476	But the treasure room was empty, for the horde of coins was all crypto currency, and never real to begin with!	1.3111	0.04407	180	136	32	12
477	And the huge asteroid came hurtling down and killed everybody!	1.3111	0.04264	180	134	36	10
478	Attached to every light is a delicious grain fed human.	1.3111	0.04875	180	143	18	19
479	It's called a hot flash.	1.3111	0.04407	180	136	32	12
480	And she said: "Grandma, what big teeth you have!"	1.3107	0.04458	177	134	31	12
481	But the 'weather balloon' was..an...ASTEROID!	1.3107	0.04385	177	133	33	11
482	On a dark and stormy night, an asteroid the size of a titanosaurus turd hurling toward its fateful destiny with Earth…	1.3103	0.04655	174	134	26	14
483	I miss the old days when we just breathed fire.	1.3103	0.04206	174	128	38	8
484	And then Donald Trump was re-elected!	1.3103	0.04584	174	133	28	13
485	Then one night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more....	1.3102	0.04486	187	144	28	15
486	Don't do that. You look like a member of congress.	1.3102	0.04613	187	146	24	17
487	...A ...and then he said. “We’re the lucky ones. Asteroids never hit the same planet twice.”	1.3102	0.04222	187	140	36	11
488	and it had really long arms	1.3099	0.04857	171	134	21	16
489	Frankly not any scarier	1.3098	0.04268	184	138	35	11
490	Read my lips! Next winter in Florida!	1.3098	0.04198	184	137	37	10
491	So, have you heard all this global warming nonsense? I figure it's about as likely as getting hit by a meteor.	1.3095	0.04301	168	124	36	8
492	Your choice—scary stories or sing-along?	1.3091	0.04435	165	123	33	9
493	Woooooooh! I'm veeeeegaaaaan.	1.3091	0.06023	110	86	14	10
494	Do I look scary now?	1.3090	0.04364	178	134	33	11
495	You know your scary face looks a lot like your regular face.	1.3088	0.04156	204	155	35	14
496	And then... a SCARY ROCK FELL FROM THE SKY!	1.3086	0.04263	175	130	36	9
497	…and the comet came closer, and closer, and CLOSER!!!	1.3085	0.04591	188	147	24	17
498	Stop it with the scary stories Carl… we all know humans aren’t real.	1.3085	0.04466	188	145	28	15
499	And…. then the fleshy humans took over and destroyed themselves AND the planet!	1.3085	0.04466	188	145	28	15
500	And boom! A meteor wiped us out.	1.3081	0.04389	172	129	33	10
501	And now for my rendition of 'John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.'"	1.3081	0.04182	198	150	35	13
502	Lose the grin.	1.3077	0.04112	169	123	40	6
503	If you're so smart, which one of these three things will extinguish first ?	1.3073	0.04074	192	143	39	10
504	This is a nice fire those campers made. I wonder what scared them away?	1.3071	0.05535	127	99	17	11
505	... and everybody became oil and dildos and breast implants....	1.3067	0.04632	163	124	28	11
506	And then there was...another balloon!	1.3067	0.04632	163	124	28	11
507	And they drilled the rods through Timmy’s skull and bolted them to his thorax for docents to point at.	1.3065	0.04514	199	157	23	19
508	...and then, this big meteor fell from the sky...	1.3062	0.04691	160	122	27	11
509	Tell me the asteroid strory again.	1.3062	0.04691	160	122	27	11
510	Imagine a world where we’re extinct…	1.3060	0.04344	183	139	32	12
511	You jump up, turn it on and they all run away	1.3060	0.04059	183	135	40	8
512	Uncle G, tell me the one about your trip to Japan again?	1.3059	0.04723	170	132	24	14
513	...and then there was this great light in the sky, coming closer...and closer...	1.3054	0.04551	167	127	29	11
514	It was a dark and stormy night. The wedding bells had rung. The small hotel was cozy. And then I took off my makeup.	1.3054	0.04471	167	126	31	10
515	That is scary! When was the last time you saw a dentist?	1.3049	0.04608	164	125	28	11
516	And then the humans went extinct and there was nothing to eat!	1.3046	0.04422	174	132	31	11
517	Scary! For a second you looked like a human	1.3043	0.04497	161	121	31	9
518	…and an idiot will become the leader of the free world.	1.3043	0.04392	184	141	30	13
519	Everything else was edible.	1.3043	0.04113	184	137	38	9
520	Jeez Bob. Real Scary. It’s never enough with you is it?	1.3038	0.04279	158	116	36	6
521	Then one day it happened, Jackie Paper came no more!	1.3036	0.04758	168	131	23	14
522	...she fumbled for the flashlight as the door creaked open. It was him. The asteroid.	1.3034	0.04202	178	133	36	9
523	I just don't buy it, the likelihood of a asteroid hitting the planet is infinitesimal, it just doesn't scare me.	1.3034	0.04202	178	133	36	9
524	And then the humans discovered petroleum, and it was us!	1.3034	0.04350	178	135	32	11
525	It was a dark and scaly night…	1.3034	0.04350	178	135	32	11
526	Biiiirds, hee hee hee", cackled the wicked witch. "I'll evolve all of you into little birds.	1.3032	0.04517	188	147	25	16
527	And they lived happily ever after. In my belly.	1.3032	0.04257	188	143	33	12
528	And the meteor got closer... and closer...	1.3030	0.04663	165	127	26	12
529	Look what I found inside the food we just ate....pretty neat huh!	1.3030	0.04663	165	127	26	12
530	He was delicious and I like his toy!	1.3029	0.04325	175	132	33	10
531	Every scary story ends with you getting the flashlight.	1.3025	0.04298	162	120	35	7
532	[No Caption. Blank. This is funny, and any words added will just take away from the humor of it.}	1.3023	0.04747	172	135	22	15
533	Tell me again where did you find batteries for your flashlight?	1.3023	0.04527	172	132	28	12
534	It looks scarier when they do it	1.3021	0.04061	192	144	38	10
535	Kumbaya	1.3019	0.04439	159	119	32	8
536	and then they heard a ghostly voice say,'one more short armed joke and one of you is gonna get jur-ass kicked'!	1.3018	0.04180	169	125	37	7
537	So I tapped that cartographer on the shoulder, and just before I ate him I said, 'No, HERE be dragons!'"	1.3018	0.04880	169	134	19	16
538	Enough with the scary stories about these mythical "humans"	1.3017	0.04329	179	136	32	11
539	Let me guess—Jack Nicholson in The Shining?	1.3013	0.04933	156	122	21	13
540	No, that's true," I said, "but does this look to you like the face of a leaf eater?	1.3011	0.04524	176	136	27	13
541	...and then the stranger said: "WE TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!"	1.3011	0.04303	176	133	33	10
542	Boo! I'm Extinct!!	1.3011	0.04215	186	141	34	11
543	And now for some light relief.	1.3006	0.04363	163	122	33	8
544	Then, out of spite, DeSantis chooses PENCE as his running mate!	1.3006	0.04578	173	134	26	13
545	So when they tell you that climate change isn't real ...	1.3006	0.04352	173	131	32	10
546	That guy who invented fire really tasted good	1.3005	0.03907	193	143	42	8
547	Please Dad, I want to go back to the Equator.	1.3000	0.04590	160	122	28	10
548	Seriously, is there a raptor between my teeth?	1.3000	0.04235	180	136	34	10
549	See that just makes you look a lot older than you actually are.	1.3000	0.04590	160	122	28	10
550	Is there anybody stuck in my teeth?	1.2995	0.04298	197	153	29	15
551	65 million years ago, on a night just like tonight...	1.2994	0.04455	167	127	30	10
552	Have you heard the one about the cold-blooded campers?	1.2994	0.04088	157	114	39	4
553	And then he heard a knock at the cave door.	1.2994	0.04377	157	117	33	7
554	Eating a boy scout troop and campfire stories is not my idea of dinner and a show.!	1.2994	0.04649	157	120	27	10
555	...and then this big rock fell out of the sky and we all died!	1.2989	0.04699	174	137	22	15
556	Suddenly, an asteroid appeared...	1.2988	0.04592	164	126	27	11
557	I don't know. I ate the guy!	1.2987	0.04431	154	115	32	7
558	A Metoer? Ice Age? How do you come up with this stuff?	1.2987	0.05057	154	122	18	14
559	And the asteroid is right behind you now!	1.2986	0.04631	144	108	29	7
560	It was a dark and gloomy night, and I am wondering where the hell I got this flashlight."	1.2983	0.04287	181	138	32	11
561	And then the hideous golden haired, blue eyed, rosy cheeked little human peeked up from under the bed.	1.2982	0.04459	171	131	29	11
562	No, I'm not freaked out by your story. I'm freaked out about how you managed to get hold of a flashlight!	1.2982	0.04302	171	129	33	9
563	I hope you’re not going to tell me the one about the dragon with the hook for a hand again.	1.2982	0.04221	171	128	35	8
564	Now I’m thinking you should have just swallowed it along with the rest of him!	1.2981	0.04479	161	122	30	9
565	Wait, that's how you scared them?	1.2979	0.04176	188	143	34	11
566	Impressive, but can we barbecue a brontosaurus with it?	1.2975	0.03863	158	113	43	2
567	Which way is scarier, light on or off?	1.2975	0.04623	158	121	27	10
568	… and finally, after all the fire and brimstone and destruction has passed… a lowly MAMMAL will rise up to rule the earth !	1.2975	0.04710	158	122	25	11
569	It’s called Herbalife, and a spot just opened up on my team!	1.2975	0.04623	158	121	27	10
570	Then one night a star moved across the sky. It got bigger and bigger, closer and closer....	1.2974	0.04073	195	148	36	11
571	This story will make you pee your pants. Go put some on.	1.2971	0.03993	175	129	40	6
572	And then the asteroid got closer ....	1.2971	0.04309	175	133	32	10
573	And then she announced it was actually a plant-based meat substitute!	1.2971	0.04385	175	134	30	11
574	“You can’t scare me anymore. I’m old enough to know there’s no scary humans living under my bed!”	1.2968	0.04859	155	121	22	12
575	The sky went dark and in the sky a huge meteor streaked across the sky…and BAM!	1.2967	0.04407	182	141	28	13
576	This is not the honeymoon I expected !	1.2967	0.04267	182	139	32	11
577	...and after our bones are harvested by furless creatures, they will be sold for millions of dollars and put on display...	1.2965	0.04280	172	130	33	9
578	—and then they raised the Earth’s temperature by three degrees!	1.2961	0.04461	152	114	31	7
579	Where’d you get the batteries ?	1.2959	0.04489	169	130	28	11
580	At our age it is a luxury that we are able to sit around a fire as compared to breathing fire in our 20's.	1.2956	0.04932	159	126	19	14
581	Oh, honey! There are whitening strips for that problem now.	1.2955	0.04055	176	131	38	7
582	Look, I’m a human!	1.2952	0.04543	166	128	27	11
583	Scary? imagine millennia from now we'll be be contributing global warming.	1.2952	0.04380	166	126	31	9
584	And that’s when I realized, the boogyman was afraid of ME!	1.2949	0.04657	156	120	26	10
585	Whoa that was really scary, now tell the one you made up about the meteor	1.2945	0.04517	163	125	28	10
586	It was dark, I was hungry and they wanted a scary ending.	1.2941	0.05069	153	122	17	14
587	What the fuck are you doing?	1.2941	0.04984	153	121	19	13
588	That’s still not getting you on the Game of Thrones sequel.	1.2941	0.04532	153	116	29	8
589	Prophecy warns that a giant asteroid will fly towards the Earth. Ending life and triggering and UNHOLY APOCALYPSE! ! They'll call it: Mankind	1.2937	0.04573	160	123	27	10
590	One gray night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more And Puff, that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar . . .	1.2934	0.04599	167	130	25	12
591	My karaoke turn- """If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere!!....""	1.2934	0.04357	167	127	31	9
592	It was the ASTEROID!!!	1.2930	0.04167	157	116	36	5
593	What kind of sicko would go look at our skeletons in a museum?	1.2927	0.04323	164	124	32	8
594	Can you tell I've had them whitened?	1.2926	0.04363	188	147	27	14
595	In the year -66,000,000 BCE, or so, a giant asteroid will crash into the sea just off of Mexico. All of our family will be killed. Then humans will evolve and destroy the entire earth!	1.2926	0.04491	188	149	23	16
596	And that’s how the final season of Game of Thrones ended.	1.2926	0.04230	188	145	31	12
597	And then, hurtling through the sky came...creationism!	1.2925	0.04942	147	115	21	11
598	Yeah, yeah that's real spooky, but where the hell did you find the light thingy?	1.2925	0.04651	147	112	27	8
599	We can't wait for global warming to save us from extinction	1.2925	0.04651	147	112	27	8
600	Asteroids aren't actually real are they?	1.2924	0.04520	171	133	26	12
601	You nearly scared me to extinction.	1.2922	0.04411	154	116	31	7
602	...and then they all became fossils.	1.2919	0.04632	161	125	25	11
603	The Ice Age is about to hit and you want to sing?	1.2919	0.03905	161	117	41	3
604	And a big rock will fall into the sea, and the sky will grow dark, and we will all die.	1.2919	0.04374	161	122	31	8
605	There were screams, there was blood, there was gnashing of teeth and, after a loud belch, Papa proclaimed "good knight"	1.2919	0.04715	161	126	23	12
606	Just tweeze the little pesky ones under my chin.	1.2917	0.04496	168	130	27	11
607	Frank cut it out. We already ate them, do we have to play with their stuff too?	1.2917	0.04728	168	133	21	14
608	-In time I am convinced that it will warm up-	1.2914	0.03941	151	109	40	2
609	Go ahead! Tell me this doesn't make me look like Trump!	1.2914	0.04845	151	118	22	11
610	Worse, a rock.	1.2914	0.04466	151	114	30	7
611	Does THIS make you see me in a whole new light?	1.2914	0.04753	151	117	24	10
612	So... you're saying that the flashlight makes us scary?	1.2911	0.04517	158	121	28	9
613	Tell me a human story.	1.2909	0.04213	165	124	34	7
614	All right, Mr. Spielberg, I'm ready for my close-up.	1.2908	0.05185	141	112	17	12
615	And since Spielberg,we’ve been blamed for everything.	1.2905	0.04623	148	113	27	8
616	And they had watches made of apples!	1.2905	0.04913	148	116	21	11
617	Wait. What’s a comet?	1.2903	0.04574	155	119	27	9
618	Did you ask for extra batteries BEFORE you ate him?	1.2903	0.04665	155	120	25	10
619	Are we really ever ready for evolution?	1.2901	0.04523	162	125	27	10
620	They say an asteroid haunts these woods.	1.2901	0.04261	162	122	33	7
621	And then they put your skeleton on display.	1.2899	0.04472	169	131	27	11
622	Put that down, you look beastly.	1.2897	0.04685	145	111	26	8
623	And then...,and then, fire came from the sky, and everyone wished they'd have partaken of the cannabis plant instead of worrying about healthcare.	1.2893	0.04666	159	124	24	11
624	I'm in love with Jeff Goldblum.	1.2893	0.04218	159	119	34	6
625	You've got some camper in your teeth.	1.2892	0.04278	166	126	32	8
626	Now THAT's cold-blooded!	1.2892	0.04191	166	125	34	7
627	And then she said, "we've banned books about dragons."	1.2889	0.04131	180	137	34	9
628	And then these creatures collect our bones and display them for all to see	1.2885	0.04456	156	119	29	8
629	Enough with the scary games--lets open the marshmallows!	1.2885	0.04548	156	120	27	9
630	Am I too good looking to be scary?	1.2885	0.04727	156	122	23	11
631	And then, as if that’s not bad enough, those pesky little mammals took over the whole darn planet!	1.2885	0.04638	156	121	25	10
632	I haven't seen one of these since the dark ages.	1.2883	0.04056	163	121	37	5
633	I saw the people I ate doing this!	1.2882	0.04290	170	130	31	9
634	Tell me the one about the asteroid again.	1.2880	0.03995	184	139	37	8
635	It makes me look scarier, don’t you think?	1.2877	0.04856	146	114	22	10
636	And they were never seen again. Well, for 65 million years anyway.	1.2876	0.04789	153	120	22	11
637	And then the asteroid grew larger in the moonlit sky..,	1.2866	0.04523	157	121	27	9
638	Hate to say it, Jeff, but it makes you look less scary.	1.2866	0.04719	164	130	21	13
639	Do you realize that gimmick is as old as we are!!!	1.2865	0.04019	171	128	37	6
640	And then the ice slowly covered the entire planet!	1.2857	0.04096	147	108	36	3
641	And then he falls down the Empire State Building.	1.2857	0.04091	154	114	36	4
642	and then...the big corporations said climate change isn't real because the whole system was making them rich	1.2857	0.04399	168	130	28	10
643	Oh yea, that will definitively keep the bears away!	1.2857	0.04528	147	112	28	7
644	And then slowly,ever so slowly,the little human crawled down from above the bed,inching closer and closer.	1.2857	0.04558	168	132	24	12
645	Stop it. Everyone knows there’s no such thing as asteroids.	1.2848	0.04533	165	129	25	11
646	Don’t exhale… that’s my father’s good flashlight.	1.2847	0.04480	144	109	29	6
647	Save the battery,Manny! It’s not like you will get to eat another time traveller and take his flashlight.	1.2847	0.04993	144	114	19	11
648	George, you ARE the thing that goes bump in the night.	1.2847	0.04894	144	113	21	10
649	Pretty, scary, huh? You try it.	1.2846	0.04968	123	94	23	6
650	And there was nothing but MAMMALS everywhere she looked!	1.2840	0.04376	169	131	28	10
651	Why are these ALWAYS about St. George?	1.2840	0.04672	162	128	22	12
652	How's this for a ghost story, we all die, something called humans come about & create energy from our carcassed remains.	1.2839	0.04366	155	118	30	7
653	Ice age, dude—see my teeth chattering?	1.2838	0.04398	148	112	30	6
654	You know Rex, I think that's overkill. The campers found us plenty scary last night without it.	1.2838	0.04701	148	115	24	9
655	And then she killed them all. It was the damsel ALL ALONG!	1.2837	0.04861	141	110	22	9
656	And when the monster finally came out from under the bed, the little kid had grown up...and left home.	1.2837	0.04648	141	108	26	7
657	Does this light make me look more ferocious?	1.2837	0.04538	141	107	28	6
658	His name was George...Saint George."	1.2833	0.04115	180	138	33	9
659	Do I look like a monster?	1.2832	0.04381	173	135	27	11
660	He's purple and he sings children's songs	1.2830	0.04198	159	120	33	6
661	So, Saint George walks into a bar...	1.2828	0.04962	145	115	19	11
662	And then… there was a human in his closet!	1.2825	0.04310	177	138	28	11
663	But then Dianne Feinstein said, "I've decided not to retire after all!"	1.2822	0.04728	163	130	20	13
664	And then they burned our liquified bodies in their SUVs...	1.2821	0.04795	156	124	20	12
665	I don't get it.	1.2819	0.04769	149	117	22	10
666	Don't you just love being in the scouts?	1.2819	0.04673	149	116	24	9
667	Stop it. It makes you look monstrous.	1.2819	0.04475	149	114	28	7
668	See!? It makes me look scary.	1.2819	0.04575	149	115	26	8
669	I told you the humans would screw it up and we'd be back! And look what they left us!	1.2819	0.04373	149	113	30	6
670	Once upon a time, sixty-five million years ago...	1.2817	0.04831	142	111	22	9
671	And then the big cold came and …. Kaboom!!! we were gone !	1.2816	0.04359	174	136	27	11
672	It was a dark and stormy night, and some very scary humans were under my bed...	1.2812	0.04204	192	151	28	13
673	I'm still wondering how you started this fire.	1.2810	0.04770	153	121	21	11
674	An asteroid lands and wipes us all out, then these monsters make fuel from our bones and then joke about becoming a dinosaur!	1.2809	0.04434	178	141	24	13
675	No need for cosmetic surgery, you already look hot.	1.2808	0.05026	146	117	17	12
676	Cut it out Firebreath. You'll make me cough up the knight.	1.2806	0.05005	139	110	19	10
677	This was the only part of him I couldn't digest.	1.2803	0.04025	157	117	36	4
678	And they decided to make a sixth ‘Jurassic Park!’	1.2803	0.04412	157	121	28	8
679	I'm actually just trying to hand you the flashlight.	1.2800	0.04646	150	117	24	9
680	And then he said, I am the Ghost of Exxon Yet-To-Come.	1.2800	0.04549	150	116	26	8
681	Then he screamed and dropped this nifty gadget.	1.2800	0.04926	150	120	18	12
682	And then the meteorite streaked across the sky…	1.2797	0.05002	143	114	18	11
683	And then ... everything started to freeze over!	1.2794	0.04631	136	104	26	6
684	That's right! Two thumbs!	1.2794	0.04972	136	107	20	9
685	No, you don't look any scarier--for the millionth time.	1.2793	0.04118	179	138	32	9
686	What else did you find in the time capsule?	1.2792	0.04466	154	119	27	8
687	And the only marshmallows they could get were the little kind…	1.2792	0.04272	154	117	31	6
688	Turn that light off. I thought I saw something streak through the sky.	1.2788	0.04597	165	131	22	12
689	Kumbaya? I don’t think I know that one.	1.2786	0.04541	140	107	27	6
690	And that's why humans are afraid of the dark.	1.2785	0.04387	158	122	28	8
691	And the brave knight and the princess lived happily ever after!	1.2785	0.04199	158	120	32	6
692	And then- get this- they said the Earth was flat!	1.2781	0.04522	151	117	26	8
693	It was a dark and stormy night … 201.3 to 145 million years ago right here at this exact campsite . . .	1.2778	0.04312	162	125	29	8
694	. . . and that asteroid is hurtling through space toward us at this very moment.	1.2778	0.04131	162	123	33	6
695	I found it on the set of Jurassic Park.	1.2775	0.04208	173	134	30	9
696	Can you tell which ones are implants?	1.2774	0.04626	155	122	23	10
697	You have to go to my dentist.	1.2774	0.04441	155	120	27	8
698	Not scary enough? Ok fine: "Then a meteor crashed into the Earth and we all died." Satisfied?	1.2774	0.04345	155	119	29	7
699	And he was petrified!	1.2774	0.04534	155	121	25	9
700	And then a big rock came out of the sky and ...	1.2774	0.04345	155	119	29	7
701	Honestly, I cannot notice an overbite	1.2774	0.04940	137	108	20	9
702	I am such a "look at me" person...	1.2774	0.04717	137	106	24	7
703	How do you like my new teeth?	1.2774	0.04940	137	108	20	9
704	And then, the Governor of Florida outlawed teaching the theory of evolution from schools!	1.2770	0.04680	148	116	23	9
705	And when the dragons drove home, they found a bloody Starbucks cup hanging from the passenger’s side door handle.	1.2770	0.04580	148	115	25	8
706	...And they were all destroyed by a giant asteroid.	1.2767	0.04271	159	122	30	7
707	DYNO-Lite!	1.2766	0.04942	141	112	19	10
708	Now you can really see how much I need braces.	1.2766	0.04838	141	111	21	9
709	...and the fat, bald, human yells: "I'M HERE TO AUDIT YOUR TAX RETURNS!!!...	1.2763	0.04778	152	121	20	11
710	You're creeping me out, Rex.	1.2763	0.04592	152	119	24	9
711	And scariest of all — he had normal-length arms!	1.2761	0.04784	134	104	23	7
712	Tell me a spooky human story.	1.2761	0.04665	134	103	25	6
713	Then there was a giant drop in the stock market, leading to the extinction of the human race!	1.2761	0.04665	134	103	25	6
714	Honey, when is the last time you saw the dentist?	1.2761	0.04900	134	105	21	8
715	Just stop Lizzy, you're making me a nervous Rex.	1.2761	0.04109	163	124	33	6
716	Suddenly the HUGE ROCK ... HITS the Earth!	1.2761	0.04289	163	126	29	8
717	And they dug him up!	1.2756	0.04599	156	123	23	10
718	Do Dracula again.	1.2754	0.04799	138	108	22	8
719	Not amused, tell me you didn't forgot the marshmallows.	1.2754	0.04799	138	108	22	8
720	But then he discovered that none of the humans he ate were actually gluten-free.	1.2754	0.04908	138	109	20	9
721	Have you heard why they call it Camp Beowulf?	1.2752	0.04453	149	115	27	7
722	And then this comet struck the Yucatán just after we paid a non-refundable deposit at our resort in Cancun.	1.2752	0.04553	149	116	25	8
723	Use this to shine the light in their eyes. They will just stand there looking at the light and then you’ve got them!	1.2752	0.04349	149	114	29	6
724	Harry loved his birthday present - it really made his little face light up!	1.2752	0.04652	149	117	23	9
725	A scary campfire story? OK, it was a dark night just like this one when this asteroid...	1.2752	0.04136	149	112	33	4
726	Mr. Spielberg doesn't appreciate your horsing around on the set.	1.2752	0.04748	149	118	21	10
727	Stop goofing around. How many more beers are left in the cooler?	1.2750	0.04517	160	126	24	10
728	you're a monster. You're scarier in the dark.	1.2746	0.04808	142	112	21	9
729	Once upon a time, creatures called "humans" roamed the earth...	1.2746	0.04486	142	109	27	6
730	...but none of them believed the meteor would come!	1.2745	0.04273	153	117	30	6
731	Yeah it’s scary, but it shows your double chin.	1.2744	0.04604	164	131	21	12
732	Live from New York it’s Saturday night!!!	1.2744	0.04353	164	128	27	9
733	Forget asteroids. Gingivitis will probably kill us first.	1.2741	0.04635	135	104	25	6
734	I've been holding a torch for you for years Edna!	1.2741	0.04980	135	107	19	9
735	Wow! You look almost human!	1.2740	0.04294	146	111	30	5
736	And they were turned into petroleum jelly!	1.2740	0.04613	146	114	24	8
737	This next one might be a bit of a downer.	1.2739	0.04002	157	118	35	4
738	Tell me the one about the dust cloud that hides the sun.	1.2734	0.04544	139	107	26	6
739	Then these monkeys show up WALKING ON TWO LEGS!!	1.2733	0.04526	150	117	25	8
740	And the asteroid said: some day, when you least expect it, I'll be back!	1.2733	0.04526	150	117	25	8
741	Afterwards, there was nothing in the world to eat but broccoli!	1.2733	0.04405	161	126	26	9
742	And then it was revealed that there is actually a small, very uncomfortable Japanese man inside of me...	1.2727	0.04445	154	120	26	8
743	And some of them wore button flies!	1.2722	0.04458	158	124	25	9
744	Good Lord Dino. Get a teeth brightening session.	1.2721	0.04269	147	112	30	5
745	Where did you get the batteries from?	1.2721	0.04685	147	116	22	9
746	If you put this in your mouth they think you're breathing fire	1.2721	0.04585	147	115	24	8
747	And in the future we will all have evolved into chickens!	1.2721	0.04685	147	116	22	9
748	Listen to the chorus of the brontosaurus, la la la	1.2721	0.03970	136	100	35	1
749	And then he put pineapple right on the pizza!	1.2721	0.04836	136	107	21	8
750	I'm never trusting Tinder ever again...	1.2721	0.04947	136	108	19	9
751	I'm trying out for a Jurassic Park remake.	1.2716	0.04202	162	125	30	7
752	First they cut down the trees...then they build huge cities...	1.2714	0.04282	140	106	30	4
753	And then everyone shrunk and grew feathers. The end.	1.2710	0.04784	155	125	18	12
754	He could hear the human coming closer	1.2708	0.04645	144	113	23	8
755	‘St. George did what?”	1.2708	0.04645	144	113	23	8
756	But there's no such thing as monsters" believe what you want but I got a snack and a neat flashligh	1.2708	0.04645	144	113	23	8
757	You’ve always been the pretty one.	1.2708	0.04540	144	112	25	7
758	Do I have stegosaurus in my teeth?	1.2707	0.04417	133	101	28	4
759	Then the voice on the other end said, "Do you know what an asteroid is?" And the babysitter realized that the call was from the room upstairs!	1.2703	0.04244	148	113	30	5
760	And then another moon appeared in the sky, and it got closer and closer.	1.2703	0.04558	148	116	24	8
761	And despite using his fiercest roar and hottest breath, no one was afraid.	1.2699	0.04179	163	126	30	7
762	And they drive an hour each way to work, just to afford to do it again the next day.	1.2695	0.04599	141	110	24	7
763	Aren’t you extinct?	1.2695	0.04599	141	110	24	7
764	And then one day it happened Jackie Paper came no more…	1.2692	0.04579	156	124	22	10
765	When you smile it’s not scary, ok. Seriously, stop.	1.2692	0.04979	130	103	19	8
766	I don't think it's cancer but if you are really that concerned maybe you should go see a dermatologist...	1.2690	0.04720	145	115	21	9
767	Sure, Jim, you’re very scary.	1.2690	0.04512	145	113	25	7
768	Honestly? Boy scouts taste just like chicken.	1.2687	0.04873	134	106	20	8
769	I learned it on Facebook: shining a flashlight into your mouth really does make your teeth whiter!	1.2687	0.04389	134	102	28	4
770	You look better in the dark.	1.2687	0.04873	134	106	20	8
771	...And under his bed was a HUMAN CHILD	1.2687	0.04873	134	106	20	8
772	'Two minutes a day and I swear your teeth will get soooo white'	1.2687	0.04515	134	103	26	5
773	You're right! The new capped teeth look fabulous.	1.2685	0.04629	149	118	22	9
774	Just once I'd like to spend a romantic night by the fire without you acting like a child.	1.2685	0.04629	149	118	22	9
775	What's really scary is they think we're still extinct.	1.2681	0.04661	138	108	23	7
776	I call it “The Wheel”	1.2681	0.04773	138	109	21	8
777	Now I know why we don't do it with the lights on.	1.2680	0.04544	153	121	23	9
778	He tasted really good, and with this thing I can see to get another one.	1.2680	0.04544	153	121	23	9
779	Frank! You've got a piece of peasant stuck in your teeth.	1.2679	0.04261	168	132	27	9
780	Are there any bits of camper in my teeth?	1.2677	0.04802	127	99	22	6
781	Is there a vegan stuck in my teeth?	1.2677	0.05055	127	101	18	8
782	Someday, a million years from now, there will be a flashlight on your telephone.	1.2676	0.04679	142	112	22	8
783	And then our bones ended up in a place called a museum.	1.2671	0.04485	146	114	25	7
784	… and the asteroid came closer … closer …	1.2667	0.05278	135	111	12	12
785	And then he said, 'My, what big teeth you have!'	1.2667	0.04310	165	130	26	9
786	They screamed in horror: the man had no tail.	1.2667	0.04361	135	103	28	4
787	Batteries?	1.2662	0.04401	139	107	27	5
788	Once upon a time, humans roamed the earth...	1.2658	0.04437	158	125	24	9
789	…and then a gigantic asteroid crashed into planet Earth.	1.2657	0.04320	143	110	28	5
790	Hey, its only scary the first time.	1.2656	0.04638	128	99	24	5
791	Stop me if you've heard this one.	1.2656	0.04638	128	99	24	5
792	Watch how this flashlight makes my face look like a monster.	1.2656	0.04896	128	101	20	7
793	Don’t…That makes you look scarey	1.2654	0.04360	162	128	25	9
794	…and out of a dark cave this little pink creature, hairless and scaleless, carrying a pointy stick approaches…	1.2652	0.04545	132	102	25	5
795	…and in the morning there was a velociraptor’s talon hanging on the car door handle”	1.2652	0.04670	132	103	23	6
796	And then the human asked him if he had a moment to talk about his car’s extended warranty!	1.2652	0.05028	132	106	17	9
797	This is a crazy one! They say that one day an asteroid…	1.2649	0.04378	151	118	26	7
798	You promised you wouldn't do that asteroid stuff anymore!	1.2649	0.04275	151	117	28	6
799	Aren't I one handsome dude?	1.2645	0.04584	155	124	21	10
800	We found fire and flashlights and we are still camping?!	1.2645	0.04202	155	120	29	6
801	It was a bright and sunny day, and an entitled damsel was making a scene inside my cave when a vain jerk of a knight wandered by looking for trouble.	1.2643	0.04602	140	110	23	7
802	It was a dark and stormy Mesozoic night...	1.2643	0.04713	140	111	21	8
803	Pretend I'm a scary monster.	1.2643	0.04489	140	109	25	6
804	I'm practicing my carnivore look.	1.2640	0.04272	125	94	29	2
805	Sol!, I slaved over this fire and you had the batteries all along!	1.2640	0.04970	125	99	19	7
806	Wanna see something REALLY scary?	1.2640	0.04839	125	98	21	6
807	No, the guy who was carrying that is not stuck on your teeth.	1.2639	0.04725	144	115	20	9
808	And then the babysitter realizes the call is coming from inside the house."	1.2639	0.04515	144	113	24	7
809	And that’s how I met your father.	1.2636	0.04607	129	100	24	5
810	Do I look scary in this light?	1.2636	0.04862	129	102	20	7
811	You know what’s scary? Those gums! When was the last time you saw a dentist?!	1.2636	0.04607	129	100	24	5
812	Once upon a time, a tiny scale-less creature called 'man' roamed the earth.	1.2635	0.04431	148	116	25	7
813	? Come on baby light my fire ? "That's a flashlight, you idiot, not a microphone!!"	1.2635	0.04732	148	119	19	10
814	Yeah, looks like some pieces of medieval knight stuck between your teeth.	1.2632	0.04640	133	104	23	6
815	I don't know, some magic light. It was in my crap.	1.2632	0.04994	133	107	17	9
816	Let’s go find s’more people to eat.	1.2632	0.04761	133	105	21	7
817	Then the chivalrous knight, and the beautiful princess lived happily ever after!	1.2632	0.04251	152	118	28	6
818	‘Knock, knock, knock’— Nessie was sure it was the human again! Her indigestion increased and the remaining taste of the camper grew sour on her tongue…	1.2628	0.04889	137	110	18	9
819	Can you tell if I like butter?	1.2624	0.04346	141	109	27	5
820	Now that we have fire, electricity and opposed thumbs, we just need wheels and absolutely notking can stand in our way to ruling the earth.	1.2619	0.04805	126	99	21	6
821	'Let me enlighten you'	1.2619	0.04935	126	100	19	7
822	This next one's about the human under my bed!	1.2617	0.04507	149	118	23	8
823	I don't know, Frank, it comes off a little desperate.	1.2617	0.04507	149	118	23	8
824	Oooh, then the Princess said ‘do you have a job? My father wants to meet you.’	1.2615	0.04704	130	102	22	6
825	I’d grab that stupid torch off you if I had longer arms.	1.2615	0.04951	130	104	18	8
826	And then humans destroyed the earth with carbon emissions.	1.2615	0.04704	130	102	22	6
827	Please don't ruin this moment with one of your torch songs.	1.2615	0.04704	130	102	22	6
828	You’re scarier with it off!	1.2615	0.04443	130	100	26	4
829	You're so cold-blooded!	1.2614	0.04521	153	122	22	9
830	...and when he finally awoke, millions of years later, no one could hear his screams from inside the tank of a 1997 Dodge Neon.	1.2614	0.04327	153	120	26	7
831	...and then, I invented Facebook	1.2614	0.04425	153	121	24	8
832	And the operator said, "The call is coming is coming from inside your cave!"	1.2611	0.04253	157	123	27	7
833	That' awful. You look paleolithic!	1.2609	0.04363	161	128	24	9
834	Nobody ever believes how this ends.	1.2609	0.04519	138	108	24	6
835	And then a great big fireball flew down from the sky - and it came closer and closer and CLOSER and CLOSER AND CLOSER....... ...and it just missed us.	1.2606	0.04114	165	129	29	7
836	That's when my phone started ringing... from an UNKNOWN CALLER!	1.2606	0.04654	142	113	21	8
837	So when you said we were going to roast some friends, you meant comedically.	1.2602	0.05517	123	102	10	11
838	Do I have any human stuck in my teeth?	1.2601	0.04232	173	138	25	10
839	Susie suddenly realizes that the magic is gone...	1.2595	0.04917	131	105	18	8
840	And the meteor got closer and closer, until one day...	1.2595	0.04917	131	105	18	8
841	I chose Invisalign.	1.2593	0.04814	135	108	19	8
842	I think this makes me look a lot better than that ring light does	1.2593	0.04579	135	106	23	6
843	Grandma, what big teeth you have!	1.2590	0.04605	139	110	22	7
844	Maybe you should try comedy.	1.2590	0.04373	139	108	26	5
845	You should floss more	1.2590	0.04490	139	109	24	6
846	That is very cool, but what is your point?	1.2590	0.04605	139	110	22	7
847	Just look at all these reasons to become a dentist.	1.2590	0.04717	139	111	20	8
848	So, I says to my proctologist,you got anything for Ass-teroids?	1.2583	0.05090	120	96	17	7
849	And then the humans… CHECKED THEIR PHONES!	1.2583	0.04950	120	95	19	6
850	This light makes me look scary—right?	1.2583	0.04146	151	117	29	5
851	That’s amazing Herb, but I just wanted to know what time it was.	1.2581	0.04841	124	98	20	6
852	and out sprang...AN ARCHAEOLOGIST!	1.2581	0.04562	124	96	24	4
853	This gag is older than the Paleozoic, but it still gets laughs.	1.2578	0.04738	128	101	21	6
854	Once upon a time, toward a land not so far, far away, a gigantic fireball hurtled through the sky. The End.”	1.2578	0.04866	128	102	19	7
855	. . . and then this big ol' giant meteor comes flying out of the sky . . .	1.2578	0.04738	128	101	21	6
856	You’re not gonna tell the crazy story about the meteorite again are you?	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
857	Warm your toes and get a light up your nose, it’s Dino Hour baby!	1.2576	0.05115	132	108	14	10
858	Hey, cut it out, you're making my blood run colder.	1.2576	0.04641	132	104	22	6
859	He didn't taste good but at least he had a nice toy.	1.2576	0.05115	132	108	14	10
860	Ordinarily I would insist we are not monsters,but now I get it.	1.2574	0.04782	136	109	19	8
861	Okay, but I think you’re plenty scary without the gimmicks.	1.2574	0.04042	136	103	31	2
862	No! Not the one about the big meteor!	1.2569	0.04379	144	113	25	6
863	And even now,when you drive over that bridge,you can still hear the cries of the Brontosaurus’s girlfriend…	1.2566	0.04620	152	123	19	10
864	I know this film is on a tight budget, but is it too much to ask that we hire a lighting designer?	1.2566	0.04328	152	120	25	7
865	...but that wasn't the last time we saw Jimmy, oh no. He showed up 65 million years later, being used as fuel for a PT Cruiser!	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
866	Stop it! You’re scaring away our dinner.	1.2562	0.04625	121	94	23	4
867	And suddenly, a giant fireball appears in the sky	1.2562	0.04771	121	95	21	5
868	I’m scared of the dark	1.2562	0.04625	121	94	23	4
869	Check out my new dental implants!	1.2560	0.04939	125	100	18	7
870	It was a bright and sunny day…	1.2560	0.04530	125	97	24	4
871	One day the purple one will return and he will be called Barney.”	1.2560	0.04939	125	100	18	7
872	Those campers were stringy but it was worth it just to get their flashlight.	1.2560	0.05068	125	101	16	8
873	And then we were cloned and lived forever in a giant amusement park	1.2560	0.05194	125	102	14	9
874	I think I've got the lyrics. 'Come on baby, light my fire.'	1.2558	0.04705	129	102	21	6
875	It makes me look eons younger	1.2558	0.04575	129	101	23	5
876	Can't we just make the s'mores now?	1.2558	0.04575	129	101	23	5
877	Am I still extinct?	1.2558	0.04302	129	99	27	3
878	And then we all go extinct.	1.2558	0.04575	129	101	23	5
879	Is it me or is my night cream really working?	1.2558	0.04575	129	101	23	5
880	They say THE HUMAN still lurks in these woods	1.2556	0.04356	133	103	26	4
881	And poof! Up went Little Jackie Paper.	1.2556	0.04851	133	107	18	8
882	My granny told this one so here it goes once upon time there was a Diploceraspis living alone in a forest …	1.2556	0.04356	133	103	26	4
883	Do I have any time traveler in my teeth?	1.2556	0.04610	133	105	22	6
884	And then they made a SIXTH movie!!! With actors as old as us!!	1.2556	0.04223	133	102	28	3
885	'Well, that's an improvement."	1.2555	0.04751	137	110	19	8
886	And out popped...a late-stage capitalist society!	1.2555	0.04520	137	108	23	6
887	...iridocyclitis...	1.2555	0.04520	137	108	23	6
888	Save your breath. I have a flashlight.	1.2552	0.04567	145	116	21	8
889	...and thousands of chattering creatures swarm around macabre displays built from our bones!	1.2548	0.04418	157	126	22	9
890	Now that you've discovered fire, can I ditch this flashlight?	1.2542	0.04842	118	93	20	5
891	That's no pterodactyl" murmured Obi Wantosaurus, "it's an asteroid...	1.2541	0.04592	122	95	23	4
892	And then you didn’t eat the dentist?	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
893	And so once upon a time, there was this character named Scaredactyl....	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
894	That's good. Now see if you can make a growling sound.	1.2541	0.04125	122	92	29	1
895	And their museums were full of our bones!	1.2540	0.04904	126	101	18	7
896	Do you think my whitening strips are working?	1.2540	0.04904	126	101	18	7
897	He was giving a fireside chat, but I ate him anyway.	1.2540	0.04638	126	99	22	5
898	You need a shave.	1.2540	0.04772	126	100	20	6
899	Is there something stuck in my teeth?	1.2540	0.04207	126	96	28	2
900	And then I said, "time traveler, time schmaveler," right before I ate him.	1.2538	0.04922	130	105	17	8
901	Do you think my sagging neck is a sign of a coming disaster?	1.2538	0.04673	130	103	21	6
902	And when they shed their skin, it was George Santos!	1.2538	0.04922	130	105	17	8
903	And your blood will grease their machines!	1.2538	0.04799	130	104	19	7
904	And then ... creak, creak, creak .... down the stairs came ....Saint George!	1.2538	0.04544	130	102	23	5
905	All the light and none of the heat!	1.2538	0.04673	130	103	21	6
906	Heeeeeere's Jaxartosaurus!	1.2538	0.04673	130	103	21	6
907	And then St. George slowly pulled out his sword.	1.2537	0.04700	134	107	20	7
908	So, after smoking for twenty years his lungs were ruined and he couldn’t breathe fire anymore.	1.2537	0.05046	134	110	14	10
909	Mom said they yelled something about time travel before she ate ‘em.	1.2536	0.04607	138	110	21	7
910	Can you please repeat the part where you ate the humans?	1.2536	0.04607	138	110	21	7
911	Really? You took his flashlight too?	1.2536	0.04607	138	110	21	7
912	And then, a giant asteroid hits and everyone dies. Scary, huh?	1.2536	0.04831	138	112	17	9
913	An asteroid is coming to get you!... Har, har, har	1.2534	0.04326	146	115	25	6
914	Is that still stuck on my teeth?	1.2533	0.03922	150	115	32	3
915	...and a humongous meteor struck the Earth...	1.2531	0.04492	162	132	19	11
916	...and then after the meteor hits, and you're dead, your body decomposes under ground until it turns into sludge, and then it gets pumped up and consumed by fire in some weird way by warm-blooded creatures...	1.2530	0.04331	166	134	22	10
917	Loser lies in the amber!	1.2521	0.04656	119	93	22	4
918	They remove their skin everyday...	1.2521	0.04806	119	94	20	5
919	And then the little girl leaned over and looked under her bed!	1.2520	0.04559	123	96	23	4
920	Hey, can you see this zit on my chin?	1.2520	0.04996	127	103	16	8
921	...and where his claws should be, he had a big metal hook!	1.2519	0.05007	131	107	15	9
922	Do you think I can get by without flossing tonight?	1.2519	0.04549	135	107	22	6
923	This isn't what I had in mind for our anniversary,Carl.	1.2519	0.04900	135	110	16	9
924	The extinct stuff is starting to scare me	1.2519	0.04299	135	105	26	4
925	Okay with that lighting I see why they’re scared of us	1.2519	0.04169	135	104	28	3
926	OOH, They walked on TWO legs and had TWO arms! ........	1.2518	0.04800	139	113	17	9
927	Then, just before the end—a giant, menacing balloon floated ominously across the land...	1.2518	0.04690	139	112	19	8
928	The part about the asteroid slamming into the planet seems a little far-fetched.	1.2518	0.04577	139	111	21	7
929	And after he met Jackie, nobody saw him in Honalee ever again!	1.2517	0.04704	143	116	18	9
930	And then the meteor hit!	1.2500	0.04519	136	108	22	6
931	Not only was the asteroid on a collision course, but we had failed to establish a National Aeronautics and Space Administration and a DART spacecraft for planetary defense!”	1.2500	0.04915	120	96	18	6
932	You think this is scary! Let me tell you about an extinction event.	1.2500	0.04610	132	105	21	6
933	You look very scary, yes. Now can we please just enjoy the evening?	1.2500	0.04397	136	107	24	5
934	The dentist said I have the whitest teeth he had ever seen before I ate him.	1.2500	0.04879	116	92	19	5
935	You seem convinced the Invisalign is working.	1.2500	0.04771	120	95	20	5
936	What is the fire for?	1.2500	0.04573	128	101	22	5
937	And just when the pandemic subsided, a mysterious balloon that could wipe out an entire civilization was spotted in the sky above.	1.2500	0.04519	136	108	22	6
938	If the fire doesn't keep the humans away,we can defend ourselves with this human light saber..	1.2500	0.04462	144	115	22	7
939	once upon a time there was a human....	1.2500	0.04483	132	104	23	5
940	My mom said humans aren't real.	1.2500	0.04610	132	105	21	6
941	Mm? Yes, you’re very scary.	1.2500	0.04734	132	106	19	7
942	Flossing after meals. You should try it.	1.2483	0.04098	145	113	28	4
943	Stop scaring me! You look just like Ernest Borgnine!	1.2482	0.04608	137	110	20	7
944	And then, a future species takes over the earth, and they turn us into punchlines!	1.2482	0.04369	137	108	24	5
945	And then a great ball fell out of the sky, and the land burned, then turned to ice, and no more of us roamed the earth forevermore!	1.2481	0.04821	133	108	17	8
946	I'd stick with the breathing fire.	1.2481	0.04323	133	104	25	4
947	Do you want the one about the volcanoes or the asteroid?	1.2481	0.04453	133	105	23	5
948	And then I fought a double headed dragon and a giant moth but STILL did badly at the box office	1.2481	0.04579	133	106	21	6
949	And the villagers didn’t even panic. They just pulled out a big red canister with two words written across it…Fire Extinguisher.	1.2481	0.04673	129	103	20	6
950	Yeah, right. As if asteroids are real.	1.2481	0.04801	129	104	18	7
951	I think your face might be better suited for radio.	1.2481	0.04926	129	105	16	8
952	You're scary, but not as scary as those guys we just ate.	1.2481	0.04926	129	105	16	8
953	This is history's first fireside chat	1.2481	0.04542	129	102	22	5
954	Okay, first of all, what is a comet?	1.2480	0.04906	125	101	17	7
955	And then they’ll make a movie franchise about us and each new movie will be worse than the previous one.	1.2479	0.04736	121	96	20	5
956	And if the story I just told isn't true, may a meteor strike me dead!	1.2479	0.04277	121	93	26	2
957	And then after stabbing it and burning it, the little human ate the marshmallow.	1.2479	0.04879	121	97	18	6
958	Does holding this flashlight so close make me look extinct?	1.2479	0.04879	121	97	18	6
959	Then, after the meteor, arrive tiny, fleshy creatures who take over the world…	1.2479	0.04736	121	96	20	5
960	Stop it! I have fire dripping out my nose.	1.2479	0.05137	117	95	15	7
961	No way you look sixty-five million years old.	1.2479	0.04841	117	93	19	5
962	you've been watching too many Far Side cartoons..	1.2478	0.04954	113	90	18	5
963	No, you're scarier when you wake up in the morning	1.2478	0.04954	113	90	18	5
964	… and then the comet hit Flo-o-o-rida!	1.2466	0.04299	146	116	24	6
965	Then I ate all their s'mores.	1.2465	0.04490	142	114	21	7
966	Seriously Bob, where'd you get that thing?	1.2464	0.04217	138	108	26	4
967	I'm looking to increasing the wow factor.	1.2464	0.04692	138	112	18	8
968	Do you think he saurus?	1.2463	0.04670	134	108	19	7
969	And the there was this flash of light and we all disappeared.	1.2462	0.04891	130	106	16	8
970	Then he lands a job with a big insurance company and we haven't heard from him since	1.2462	0.04768	130	105	18	7
971	Great. You brought a flashlight, but forgot the shrooms.	1.2462	0.04377	130	102	24	4
972	Puff, I don't think scary stories are your thing. How about a story about your house by the sea?	1.2462	0.04891	130	106	16	8
973	The trump desantis debate	1.2462	0.05012	130	107	14	9
974	And then a huge rock appeared in the sky.	1.2460	0.04319	126	98	25	3
975	Hey, you promised Mom you wouldn't do that to me!	1.2460	0.04603	126	100	21	5
976	Then, the meteorite crushes into the Earth and we become extinct	1.2460	0.04739	126	101	19	6
977	And that's where dino nuggets come from.	1.2459	0.04701	122	97	20	5
978	And then there was a bright flash in the sky	1.2459	0.04843	122	98	18	6
979	The scary thing is all that nose hair. Ugh.	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
980	Bvxt ejlmn garrr milzwk pooooj* *Look what I found after we ate the last time traveller.	1.2458	0.04652	118	93	21	4
981	My turn, my turn.	1.2458	0.04805	118	94	19	5
982	And just like THAT! The little Boy Scout dropped his flashlight and went screaming into the woods, never to be heard from again.	1.2458	0.04493	118	92	23	3
983	You are so unfunny with that stupid grin. Try looking more dragon like and by the way you should brush.	1.2456	0.05071	114	92	16	6
984	You're frightening enough without special effects!	1.2450	0.04199	151	120	25	6
985	Oh, grow up! That's pathetically paleolithic.	1.2444	0.04518	135	108	21	6
986	Do I look as scared as the guy I ate to get this flashlight?	1.2443	0.04210	131	102	26	3
987	As I took his flashlight I told the boy "I thought your motto is 'be prepared.' You obviously aren't."	1.2443	0.04609	131	105	20	6
988	Grandpa, everyone knows there’s no such thing as meteorites.	1.2443	0.04977	131	108	14	9
989	And then they collected all of her bones and put them in a museum.	1.2443	0.04480	131	104	22	5
990	Here's a scary story for you! The Donald thinks he should be President again.	1.2443	0.04480	131	104	22	5
991	A human once told me this scary story about an asteroid that will kill us all. The human called himself “Time Traveler”. Anyway, that’s where I got this flashlight.	1.2441	0.04837	127	103	17	7
992	Before they went extinct, they invented a lot of things.	1.2441	0.05088	127	105	13	9
993	Yes, your dental implants are very nice.	1.2432	0.04473	111	86	23	2
994	Are you seriously telling me this torch will still be around in 65,000 millions years and we won't?	1.2432	0.05462	111	92	11	8
995	Goldimonster hesitated, then whispered, “my, what small teeth you have”.	1.2426	0.04489	136	109	21	6
996	...and then the accountant slowly looked up from his desk and said, 'TAX TIME'.	1.2424	0.04703	132	107	18	7
997	Well, it frightens Velociraptors	1.2424	0.04578	132	106	20	6
998	Can you look closer? I think it's a finger.	1.2424	0.04318	132	104	24	4
999	I don't know...an idiot with a flashlight lighting his own stupid face?	1.2424	0.04450	132	105	22	5
1000	So his vorpal blade went snicker-snak and I thought , hmmm, Snack!	1.2424	0.04824	132	108	16	8
1001	Then I said 'I could shoot someone on 5th Avenue or grab a woman by the pussy and stalk and physically menace and intimidate Hilary all over a small debate stage for close to 2 hours on live television and still get elected president. The End!	1.2422	0.04802	128	104	17	7
1002	In a thousand years there is a new species that destroys the entire planet	1.2422	0.04539	128	102	21	5
1003	Next is "The Legend of the La Brea Tar Pits	1.2422	0.04802	128	104	17	7
1004	Do I have any apex predator stuck in my teeth?	1.2422	0.04929	128	105	15	8
1005	They call him Puff!	1.2420	0.03980	157	124	28	5
1006	You're not scary. You just look stupid and you're wasting batteries.	1.2419	0.04908	124	101	16	7
1007	Quit messing around and pass me a beer	1.2419	0.04341	124	97	24	3
1008	You're really dragon this ghost story out, Phil.	1.2419	0.04633	124	99	20	5
1009	Those new lithium batteries work remarkably well	1.2417	0.04879	120	97	17	6
1010	It’s a flashlight. We can see at night without having to breath fire!	1.2417	0.04879	120	97	17	6
1011	The asteroid, nine miles wide, hurled quickly through space toward the Yucatán Peninsula…	1.2417	0.04733	120	96	19	5
1012	When I said lighten up I was referring to the excruciatingly dull conversation we were having.	1.2414	0.05140	116	95	14	7
1013	It makes you look scaly.	1.2414	0.04184	145	115	25	5
1014	And then everyone in Tokyo started firing missiles!	1.2414	0.04992	116	94	16	6
1015	And, then, a massive asteroid hit the earth.	1.2414	0.04184	145	115	25	5
1016	And then they realised, they weren’t in the Jurassic era at all.	1.2411	0.04438	112	87	23	2
1017	And then...there came an asteroid!	1.2411	0.05267	112	92	13	7
1018	You look positively prehistoric!	1.2411	0.05112	112	91	15	6
1019	The call is coming from inside the cave!	1.2409	0.04459	137	110	21	6
1020	So it’s not You’re So Vain. Is it You Light Up My Life	1.2406	0.04547	133	107	20	6
1021	Marge,you have to try this new exfoliant. Only 2 weeks and I’m smooth as a Hermes pocketbook.	1.2406	0.04547	133	107	20	6
1022	My mom always told me to smile even when I'm telling ghost stories.	1.2406	0.04289	133	105	24	4
1023	And the eerie voice in the dark screeched, you will be fossil fuuueeel!	1.2406	0.04791	133	109	16	8
1024	And that’s when they saw the asteroid	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
1025	Next, they turned us into fuel!	1.2403	0.04085	129	100	27	2
1026	You look as scary as a Boy Scout.	1.2403	0.04640	129	104	19	6
1027	Don't be afraid, it's still me; the same attractive, fun-loving guy you always knew.	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
1028	C’Mon baby, light my fi-i-ire!	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
1029	It’s my time to shine.	1.2400	0.04600	125	100	20	5
1030	Be honest, don't I look scary?	1.2400	0.05003	125	103	14	8
1031	…And after that, the land will be covered by millions of tiny little creatures barely the size of your toenail who will dig you up and burn your remains to power unimaginable machines that fly across the sky.	1.2397	0.04486	146	119	19	8
1032	Good thing humans aren't real	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
1033	No, Wait! It was the Governor of Florida AND Texas!	1.2397	0.04698	121	97	19	5
1034	Any broccoli in my teeth?	1.2397	0.04983	121	99	15	7
1035	No, I can't see any chives.	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
1036	Ready to tell scary human stories?	1.2397	0.04236	121	94	25	2
1037	And then, all the dinosaurs became vegans!	1.2397	0.05119	121	100	13	8
1038	It's showtime! Another chilla thrilla from Godzilla!	1.2394	0.04680	142	117	16	9
1039	And then a gigantic ball of fire falls from the sky destroying all life! Bwahahahaha!	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
1040	Do I have anything stuck in my teeth?	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
1041	And 65 million years later, his bones were still on display for all to see...	1.2393	0.04646	117	93	20	4
1042	... but the pizza had PINEAPPLE on it!	1.2393	0.04646	117	93	20	4
1043	... but in fact, the meteor was heading right for them, and everything, everything they cherished would ...	1.2391	0.04548	138	112	19	7
1044	Scary Dragon Stories after a late Knight supper.	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
1045	The humans consumed more and more atop the giant bed. Our family cringed beneath as the box springs started snapping.	1.2389	0.04913	113	91	17	5
1046	Here’s bronny	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
1047	This is not the way to impress a girl on a first date!	1.2389	0.05225	113	93	13	7
1048	...and then a giant meteor came down and wiped out everyone and everything except this really weird 2 legged species that didn't even have a tail, called humans! Just kidding!	1.2388	0.04517	134	108	20	6
1049	Is this thing on?	1.2385	0.05031	109	88	16	5
1050	And in the future, our future descendants eggs will become wildly expensive.	1.2385	0.04859	109	87	18	4
1051	I hate camping.	1.2385	0.04859	109	87	18	4
1052	I think we should get a divorce.	1.2385	0.05197	109	89	14	6
1053	Not sure how, but last time this was on my face, there was dinner on the other end.	1.2385	0.05031	109	88	16	5
1054	His bones were dug up by hairless monkeys, and displayed for educational amusement.	1.2385	0.04681	109	86	20	3
1055	No, these monsters were...preHERstoric!	1.2385	0.05358	109	90	12	7
1056	OMG, you almost looked human for a minute!	1.2385	0.04477	130	104	21	5
1057	And then the monster screamed when the human came out from under the bed . . .	1.2385	0.04477	130	104	21	5
1058	And then there was ANOTHER rate hike.	1.2385	0.04736	130	106	17	7
1059	Tell the part about the meteor again.	1.2385	0.04477	130	104	21	5
1060	...and if you look on top of your bed, you may just see a human lurking there...	1.2385	0.04860	130	107	15	8
1061	Naah, doesn’t help….	1.2385	0.04477	130	104	21	5
1062	Once upon a time, huge dinosaurs roamed the earth.	1.2381	0.04567	126	101	20	5
1063	And then the woman use their skin as a belt.	1.2381	0.05093	126	105	12	9
1064	Stop! I’ll have nightmares!	1.2381	0.04567	126	101	20	5
1065	And the knocking was coming from inside his ... stomach!	1.2381	0.04567	126	101	20	5
1066	Ugh, not that meteor story again!	1.2381	0.04426	126	100	22	4
1067	And as he came for us, he whispered, "It's a-me, Mario!"	1.2377	0.04664	122	98	19	5
1068	Enough already! Break out the s’mores!	1.2377	0.04807	122	99	17	6
1069	They displayed his body on a museum!	1.2377	0.04946	122	100	15	7
1070	I'm telling you. Hairless apes are real!	1.2377	0.04664	122	98	19	5
1071	Then suddenly, a giant rock from outer space came whizzing towards them...	1.2374	0.04633	139	114	17	8
1072	Is that it?	1.2373	0.04915	118	96	16	6
1073	Frightening, eh?	1.2373	0.04766	118	95	18	5
1074	Did I tell you about my visit to Tokyo?	1.2373	0.04286	118	92	24	2
1075	Turn that off! The counselor's going to see it	1.2373	0.05061	118	97	14	7
1076	NOT ONLY A GREAT LUNCH, BUT I GOT THIS AS WELL!	1.2370	0.04727	135	111	16	8
1077	Do I have some camper stuck in my teeth?	1.2366	0.04174	131	103	25	3
1078	And thennnnnn..... they all went EXTINCT!	1.2366	0.04576	131	106	19	6
1079	And then the humans showed up.	1.2366	0.04826	131	108	15	8
1080	Sorry, but I don’t find this quite as romantic as you do.	1.2366	0.04703	131	107	17	7
1081	What—my dental hygiene isn’t scary enough?	1.2364	0.05154	110	90	14	6
1082	Read my lips, you forgot the marshfellows.	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
1083	Welcome to open air mike night !	1.2364	0.05154	110	90	14	6
1084	Yes, but moonlight becomes you.	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
1085	I dunno, Jerry, I think it accentuates your underbite.	1.2362	0.04803	127	104	16	7
1086	It was a night like this. A meteorite blazed through the sky.	1.2358	0.04483	123	98	21	4
1087	Damn! You look like a dragon!	1.2358	0.04483	123	98	21	4
1088	Then they hung up his bones in a museum!	1.2358	0.04630	123	99	19	5
1089	Oww! It makes you look lie a scary monster!	1.2357	0.04821	140	117	13	10
1090	And that is why you check for any meteors under your bed before you go to sleep	1.2357	0.04132	140	111	25	4
1091	I'll miss you when you take your show to Broadway	1.2353	0.04418	119	94	22	3
1092	Start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same. Then you’ll have a match.	1.2353	0.04333	136	109	22	5
1093	By the time that's popular, we'll be extinct.	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
1094	Here I am, the light of your life.	1.2353	0.04878	119	97	16	6
1095	Look for the ones doing this. They’re old and slower but still tasty.	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
1096	And then this purple dinosaur would sing, 'I love you, you love me...'"	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
1097	...and then a big giant flaming rock came down and destroyed everything.	1.2348	0.04545	132	107	19	6
1098	Must you always do that when you get to the "you slay me" part of the story?	1.2348	0.04146	132	104	25	3
1099	…and then a giant meteor came whirling down…	1.2348	0.04670	132	108	17	7
1100	Am I getting feathers under my chin?	1.2348	0.04793	132	109	15	8
1101	And then, BOOM, the asteroid hits! Don't worry it's just a campfire story.	1.2348	0.04836	115	93	17	5
1102	Fire is old school Reggie! The future is calling… come on and light up	1.2348	0.04510	115	91	21	3
1103	Do you think it makes me look scary?	1.2344	0.04221	128	101	24	3
1104	And they were all turned into this thing called OIL.	1.2344	0.04638	128	104	18	6
1105	Do I look more scary?	1.2344	0.04365	128	102	22	4
1106	Don’t you think this makes me look more ferocious?!	1.2344	0.04503	128	103	20	5
1107	And then they asked, "What's an asteroid?"	1.2342	0.04949	111	90	16	5
1108	OMG! It makes you look human!	1.2342	0.04949	111	90	16	5
1109	You bet Jur-ass-ic it’s cold out here!	1.2342	0.05270	111	92	12	7
1110	Sure beats breathing fire.	1.2339	0.04596	124	100	19	5
1111	Then big rock fall from sky	1.2339	0.04451	124	99	21	4
1112	He dropped it just before I ate him.	1.2339	0.04596	124	100	19	5
1113	Does this thing on my nose look pre-cancerous?	1.2336	0.04710	107	85	19	3
1114	Light my fire, light my fire.	1.2336	0.05241	107	88	13	6
1115	OOOOOOOO! When you do that it makes you look like a monster.	1.2336	0.04664	137	113	16	8
1116	Enough with the stupid human tricks !	1.2333	0.04841	120	98	16	6
1117	It was a bright and sunny morning…	1.2333	0.04694	120	97	18	5
1118	And the scary small mammal said...	1.2331	0.03977	133	104	27	2
1119	And THEN a huge ROCK fell out of the Sky, and we all disappeared.	1.2331	0.04639	133	109	17	7
1120	Don't my new veneers look good, Sheryl?	1.2331	0.04514	133	108	19	6
1121	And then a giant meteor hit the earth and blew us out of existence!	1.2328	0.04640	116	93	19	4
1122	Is there any marshmallow in my teeth?	1.2328	0.04640	116	93	19	4
1123	And then a big rock fell out of the sky.	1.2326	0.04193	129	102	24	3
1124	And then they’ll make boots out of your skin and two step to Taylor Swift.	1.2326	0.04472	129	104	20	5
1125	…until the effects of climate change became irreversible.	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
1126	Can we stop telling warm and fuzzy stories?	1.2326	0.04606	129	105	18	6
1127	Can we skip to Kum-Ba-Ya?	1.2326	0.04472	129	104	20	5
1128	We'll thank them for inventing it, then all bets are off!	1.2326	0.04735	129	106	16	7
1129	I hear there's humans in these woods!	1.2321	0.04390	112	88	22	2
1130	They say it's more flattering than natural lighting.	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
1131	Man, that really makes you look wierd!	1.2321	0.05071	112	92	14	6
1132	And when I thought the date was a success she said: your fangs are so big I can see what you ate last week	1.2321	0.04909	112	91	16	5
1133	Ha! C'mon Jerry! We all know there's no such thing as an extinction level fireball falling from the sky.	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
1134	I promise, nothing is stuck in your teeth!	1.2320	0.04563	125	101	19	5
1135	Yes, that should scare away any wild animals.	1.2320	0.04563	125	101	19	5
1136	With my looks and your brains, we are here to stay.	1.2320	0.04702	125	102	17	6
1137	And they just kept making sequel, after sequel, after sequel!	1.2320	0.04271	125	99	23	3
1138	Yup, it's just a piece of spinach.	1.2320	0.04837	125	103	15	7
1139	This one's about how we were all killed by climate change.	1.2319	0.04633	138	114	16	8
1140	And then Elon Musk said, "I'm going to do a Twitter poll and let the Internet decide."	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
1141	Your reptilian sense of humor. That's what scares me.	1.2315	0.05197	108	89	13	6
1142	And then in the middle of the night when everyone was sleeping, a gigantic comet came and killed all of us. Sleep tight!	1.2315	0.04482	108	85	21	2
1143	Never mind where I got the light and listen to the story.	1.2315	0.05197	108	89	13	6
1144	Now do I look scary?	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
1145	and it had orange hairs on top of its head.	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
1146	You done with that torch? - I’m kinda gettin’ cold here	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
1147	...and then. as all the little lizards were going to sleep, after looking under their beds, a giant monster rock appeared in the sky!	1.2314	0.04509	121	97	20	4
1148	And then Satan will scatter your bones across the earth to fool believers.	1.2314	0.04354	121	96	22	3
1149	Maybe seeing me in a new light will increase my Tik Tok following.	1.2314	0.04805	121	99	16	6
1150	Then, in the well-lit room, he heard a sound from something not under the bed.	1.2313	0.04484	134	109	19	6
1151	Stop quibbling about opposing thumbs and focus on the story, or so help me I'll tear you to pieces!	1.2308	0.04702	130	107	16	7
1152	Can’t we have a campfire without you scaring the crap out of me?	1.2308	0.04970	104	84	16	4
1153	Turn it off, I know what you look like.	1.2308	0.04779	104	83	18	3
1154	For me? fusion cuisine is mixing up leftovers and hoping for a miracle.	1.2308	0.04970	104	84	16	4
1155	And that's what a museum is.	1.2308	0.04604	117	94	19	4
1156	Where did you get a flashlight?	1.2308	0.04604	117	94	19	4
1157	So when did this change from being a rally to being an intimate gathering?	1.2308	0.04970	104	84	16	4
1158	Save the batteries. It	1.2308	0.04914	117	96	15	6
1159	Leyend has it a rock from the sky will be our doom	1.2308	0.04761	117	95	17	5
1160	And then they all turned into birds!	1.2308	0.05155	104	85	14	5
1161	This one is guaranteed to give you knightmares.	1.2302	0.04388	126	101	21	4
1162	NOOOO, why do we have to always die from a comet at the end of your stories?!	1.2302	0.05060	126	106	11	9
1163	And I say we call them “Dino-S’mores”	1.2301	0.04705	113	91	18	4
1164	And then the human uses dramatic uplighting to look even more hideous.	1.2301	0.04705	113	91	18	4
1165	And 40 million years later,they dig up our bones and put them in a museum.	1.2301	0.04870	113	92	16	5
1166	And then the children would eat small dinosaur shaped chicken, rip the heads off, and dip it in KETCHUP!!	1.2301	0.04534	113	90	20	3
1167	Do you think our costumes will keep the bears away?	1.2296	0.04454	135	110	19	6
1168	And then the star started to get bigger and bigger...	1.2296	0.04576	135	111	17	7
1169	That actually makes you LESS scary.	1.2295	0.04476	122	98	20	4
1170	And then, from out of deep, dark outer space, came a meteor!	1.2295	0.04625	122	99	18	5
1171	The fire is dying. Your turn to breath on it.	1.2295	0.04476	122	98	20	4
1172	Ah, I see the problem now….your molars are impacted.	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
1173	But they said it was just a weather balloon!	1.2295	0.04769	122	100	16	6
1174	Narrow it down for me. Karloff or Lugosi?	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
1175	Too bad we couldn't use their sleeping bags.	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
1176	Don’t worry it doesn’t use a lithium battery.	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
1177	Then they made tiny pieces of chicken into shapes of us!	1.2290	0.04275	131	105	22	4
1178	Oooh! You look just like those critters we're having for dinner.	1.2288	0.04569	118	95	19	4
1179	…and climbing the tower was a giant gorilla!	1.2288	0.04408	118	94	21	3
1180	it shines but doesn't burn	1.2288	0.04240	118	93	23	2
1181	And then a mere 165 million years later, all the dinosaurs were... GONE.	1.2286	0.05286	105	87	12	6
1182	Then this Boy-scout tried to sneak up on me… ridiculous right ?	1.2286	0.04222	140	113	22	5
1183	And to the ground we will go! For eternity, we will be crushed under rock! Only to be freed and then burned! The end. Do we have 'smores?	1.2286	0.05110	105	86	14	5
1184	Sorry, but you just don't look scary.	1.2286	0.04928	105	85	16	4
1185	Too human, too human!	1.2283	0.04211	127	101	23	3
1186	What is a meteor again?	1.2283	0.04498	127	103	19	5
1187	I can't wait till someone invents dental floss!	1.2281	0.04499	114	91	20	3
1188	And then,this ginormous asteroid was hurling towards Earth……	1.2281	0.05143	114	95	12	7
1189	Do I have a fern stuck in my teeth?	1.2279	0.04545	136	112	17	7
1190	And then…Steven Spielberg and a camera crew showed up..	1.2279	0.04664	136	113	15	8
1191	I'm scared. Show me the bunny rabbit.	1.2279	0.04424	136	111	19	6
1192	And then, a palaeontologist shot out from the woods!	1.2276	0.04591	123	100	18	5
1193	And then he turned around and revealed OPPOSABLE THUMBS!	1.2276	0.04443	123	99	20	4
1194	It was a calm and sunny day...	1.2273	0.04410	110	87	21	2
1195	Sorry, I know we are Dinosaurs, but don’t you know anything past 1981?	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
1196	All light and no smoke.	1.2273	0.04945	110	90	15	5
1197	Are you sure these costumes are flame retardant?	1.2269	0.04535	119	96	19	4
1198	Tell me the one about the comet hitting the earth again.	1.2269	0.04839	119	98	15	6
1199	And suddenly, in the dark, appeared a knight in shining armor.	1.2269	0.04689	119	97	17	5
1200	And suddenly there was this loud angry shriek from the back of the room. Shaken to their core, the people turned to look in the direction of the hideous sound and saw Marjorie Taylor Greene.	1.2269	0.04984	119	99	13	7
1201	"I'll tell you the scariest story of all time. It starts with humans..."	1.2266	0.04602	128	105	17	6
1202	The monster had warm blood, fur and its offspring came out of it ALIVE!	1.2266	0.04602	128	105	17	6
1203	I agree already, it’s time for a little “nip and tuck”	1.2266	0.04466	128	104	19	5
1204	…and then a huge meteor crashed into the planet!	1.2266	0.04734	128	106	15	7
1205	and you try to catch the humans, but THEY’RE IN JEEPS!	1.2266	0.04327	128	103	21	4
1206	Then, just as the knight approached, the princess started making wild accusations!	1.2264	0.05409	106	89	10	7
1207	They roamed the earth, threatening anyone who got in their way--and then made up stories about us doing that.	1.2263	0.04633	137	114	15	8
1208	It’s fire to go.	1.2261	0.04631	115	93	18	4
1209	What a find! That belongs in a Museum.	1.2261	0.04950	115	95	14	6
1210	You light up my life...	1.2261	0.04950	115	95	14	6
1211	It was ten miles wide and hurtling through space...	1.2261	0.04464	115	92	20	3
1212	But it wasn't a shooting star at all!	1.2261	0.04793	115	94	16	5
1213	And it was then that she saw a sharp, metal hook hanging from the car's door handle!	1.2261	0.04631	115	93	18	4
1214	Look at me. Don’t look up!	1.2261	0.04631	115	93	18	4
1215	And then the meteor hits and we all go extinct!	1.2261	0.04950	115	95	14	6
1216	Beavis and Butthead - The Prequel.	1.2258	0.04699	124	102	16	6
1217	No, I don't see anything, but I hate it when those princes get stuck in your teeth.	1.2258	0.04411	124	100	20	4
1218	I learned it from some boy scouts I was staking out,	1.2256	0.04351	133	108	20	5
1219	I get slapstick but not irony.	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
1220	. . . and then BOOM! We get wiped-out by a meteor. How crazy is that?	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
1221	But the campers had all covered themselves… with cilantro!	1.2255	0.05557	102	86	9	7
1222	They called it "meteorite".	1.2254	0.04168	142	115	22	5
1223	Can you lipread me now?	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1224	Slowly, the asteroid crept closer... and closer... and closer...	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1225	Look, it’s something to do until the Ice Age passes.	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1226	Do you see any Boyscout in my teeth?	1.2252	0.04735	111	90	17	4
1227	Oh my God you're right. You do look like Godzilla.	1.2250	0.04802	120	99	15	6
1228	.........and then they took over the House and the Senate.	1.2250	0.04945	120	100	13	7
1229	And then kids will be obsessed with us and put our images on their clothes	1.2250	0.04654	120	98	17	5
1230	Stop pretending to be a human, you‘re scaring me	1.2250	0.04802	120	99	15	6
1231	Closer and closer came the gigantic asteroid as it hurtled through space at thousands of miles per hour...	1.2250	0.04654	120	98	17	5
1232	I wonder how many people will know or remember that we discovered fire and invented flashlights.	1.2250	0.04945	120	100	13	7
1233	But this Knight didn't just slay, he slayed all day.	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
1234	And he was doing this right before I ate him and the kid.	1.2250	0.04945	120	100	13	7
1235	Oh stop it! That makes you look like a monster!	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
1236	You don't need a flashlight for the asteroid story..	1.2243	0.05023	107	88	14	5
1237	Do I have any people stuck in my teeth?	1.2243	0.05023	107	88	14	5
1238	And then he realized “corporate restructuring” meant extinction	1.2243	0.05196	107	89	12	6
1239	Every summer, those Cub Scouts return to haunt these woods.	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
1240	Then the Stegosaurus said, ‘Flashlights haven’t been invented yet!’	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
1241	And when the dad checked under the bed, there was a scary human hiding there!	1.2241	0.04257	116	92	22	2
1242	And the giant meteor kept getting closer and closer...	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
1243	And then, the humans came to eat us.	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
1244	And then they took his DNA and made him a theme park!	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
1245	And then the mammals came!	1.2240	0.04074	125	99	24	2
1246	I AM being honest. I don't see any new hairs, Shelley.	1.2240	0.04665	125	103	16	6
1247	Come on baby, light my fire.	1.2239	0.04054	134	107	24	3
1248	And thousands of Neanderthals each with spears and yelling "kill, kill, kill," surrounded the terror-filled T-Rex.	1.2233	0.05150	103	85	13	5
1249	They made a movie of grandpa attacking Tokyo, but because he wasn't a SAG member, they didn't even pay him scale.	1.2233	0.05150	103	85	13	5
1250	''Sorry honey but I'm pretty sure the smoke is from the fire, not your nostrils''	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
1251	Forget the asteroid. I’ll tell you something REALLY scary!	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
1252	Don't look now but your feet are beginning to smoke.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
1253	I know flossing is scary, but look at the results!	1.2232	0.05185	112	94	11	7
1254	Don’t worry! Humans aren’t real.	1.2232	0.05027	112	93	13	6
1255	I prefer the light of the silvery moon	1.2231	0.04766	121	100	15	6
1256	And after the deadly asteroid laid waste to the earth, the largest animals left alive were a bunch of disgusting little tree shrews!	1.2231	0.04467	121	98	19	4
1257	Come on, man! Too scary!	1.2231	0.04467	121	98	19	4
1258	No, I don't see any shoelaces caught between your teeth.	1.2231	0.04766	121	100	15	6
1259	Then Jeff Goldblum comes back and he’s still going on about chaos theory.	1.2231	0.04667	130	108	15	7
1260	What are you going to do once you burn out the batteries in that thing?	1.2231	0.04267	130	105	21	4
1261	And then the baby sprang out from under the bed with a blood-curdling shriek!	1.2230	0.04090	139	112	23	4
1262	I thought it funny too, but on humans it has the opposite effect	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
1263	No, these weren't normal campers - They were glampers and the rules didn't apply them!	1.2222	0.04766	126	105	14	7
1264	I would be a better storyteller but I have tendency to dragon.” R.Weingast New York, N.Y.	1.2222	0.04981	108	89	14	5
1265	Botox, really Shirley? You look fantastic!	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
1266	It was a dark and stormy night and the Boy Scouts had become lost in the woods with only a flashlight to guide them. When suddenly their beam of light flashed on ,,,,ME!	1.2222	0.04620	108	87	18	3
1267	Wow! Dry feet AND night vision.	1.2222	0.04293	135	110	20	5
1268	If you think you are scaring me, you are wrong.	1.2222	0.05663	99	84	8	7
1269	It was a dark and meteor showery night	1.2222	0.04873	117	97	14	6
1270	And then it got reeeeally cold.	1.2222	0.04873	117	97	14	6
1271	And after is was all over and everyone thought they could finally relax, there came ...THE PREQUEL!	1.2222	0.04631	126	104	16	6
1272	'Pays to floss your teeth, eh?	1.2222	0.04873	117	97	14	6
1273	This is my scary human face!	1.2222	0.04396	117	94	20	3
1274	I don’t care what the dentist told you….you Don’t Need Braces!	1.2222	0.04560	117	95	18	4
1275	And the batteries are rechargeable, and I’m guessing you can probably eat them, too.”	1.2222	0.04620	108	87	18	3
1276	Did you floss?	1.2222	0.05286	99	82	12	5
1277	Almost makes me look scary, huh?	1.2222	0.04348	126	102	20	4
1278	...and your decaying body will be dug up and burned as fuel by future generations.	1.2222	0.04631	126	104	16	6
1279	Take the flashlight! I can tell you have to go.	1.2222	0.04766	126	105	14	7
1280	Not scary Kevin. And I seriously doubt that this camp site is built on top of an ancient mammalian burial ground!	1.2222	0.04665	99	79	18	2
1281	It's me, Elon Musk, and you're fired!	1.2222	0.05021	117	98	12	7
1282	Yikes! You lookHUMAN!	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
1283	…and the whole story was written by a computer!	1.2222	0.04200	126	101	22	3
1284	A comet, you say?	1.2222	0.04492	126	103	18	5
1285	Then they get into SUVs and take two parking spaces.	1.2222	0.04293	135	110	20	5
1286	It makes you look even meaner.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
1287	BOO! He was a scaredactyl.	1.2222	0.04981	108	89	14	5
1288	No, it doesn't look scary. I can just see all your tartar.	1.2222	0.04348	126	102	20	4
1289	Let me tell you a human story…	1.2222	0.04348	126	102	20	4
1290	You look human	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
1291	And a big, fiery rock comes down from the sky...	1.2214	0.04064	140	113	23	4
1292	Grrr-Assic!	1.2214	0.04506	131	108	17	6
1293	And then, the beautiful maiden declared herself non-binary.	1.2213	0.04279	122	98	21	3
1294	The only prophecy yet to be fulfilled involves an asteroid...	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
1295	A song, four words, first word sounds like . . . .	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
1296	I learned this from the humans we ate...scary, huh?	1.2212	0.04825	113	93	15	5
1297	And she shouts, "It's a cookbook!"	1.2212	0.05142	113	95	11	7
1298	Meteorites? Come on, Michael! This thing will only attract moths …	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
1299	… and they call us fossil fuels!”	1.2212	0.04986	113	94	13	6
1300	And then the voice whispered his dying word: extinction.	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
1301	And then they said, "We've traced the call and it's coming from inside the cave."	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
1302	Fire is so yesterday.	1.2212	0.05790	104	90	5	9
1303	And they sit at the computers all day. Typing emails!	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
1304	The Beast... With FIVE FINGERS!	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
1305	Why do humans like camping?	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
1306	And Chris Pratt reboots the franchise!	1.2206	0.04512	136	113	16	7
1307	and Barney was never seen again." The End.	1.2205	0.04598	127	105	16	6
1308	And then he cried out, "My name is Bilbo Baggins!"	1.2205	0.04170	127	102	22	3
1309	I said please don’t do that! It really makes you look human!	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
1310	And this is the scary part: it was a HUMAN	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
1311	And as our vaporized bodies increase the earth’s temperature, the humans will do… NOTHING!	1.2203	0.04525	118	96	18	4
1312	Does This Make Me Look Gentle?	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
1313	The end	1.2202	0.05272	109	92	10	7
1314	you're just not that scary	1.2202	0.04582	109	88	18	3
1315	Humans were extinct millions of years ago! Stop playing with their toys!!	1.2202	0.05108	109	91	12	6
1316	‘Blinded by the light’…wait, what? No, that can’t be the next lyric.	1.2202	0.04764	109	89	16	4
1317	Then I took my human form and became president	1.2202	0.05272	109	92	10	7
1318	Don't beat around the bush, just tell me if I really look extinct	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
1319	Is that what he was holding when you ate him?	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
1320	Your face is gonna freeze like that forever.	1.2195	0.04835	123	103	13	7
1321	[...] then, the monsters heard a horrifying voice that said: "babe, can you pass me the marshmallows?"	1.2195	0.04088	123	98	23	2
1322	After the knock at the door a voice spoke "This is the IRS, you're being audited"	1.2193	0.04946	114	95	13	6
1323	But it seems that the major extinction event was coming from INSIDE the house!	1.2193	0.04622	114	93	17	4
1324	...and just like that, Social Security, gas stoves, history books, and common sense were lost forever.	1.2193	0.04946	114	95	13	6
1325	And then the Fed raised interest rates to six percent.	1.2193	0.04787	114	94	15	5
1326	Do I look normal and non-threatening when I do this??	1.2190	0.05577	105	90	7	8
1327	and that's when he noticed a tiny arm reaching for him!	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
1328	Suddenly the sheets moved and a face appeared from over the bed. IT WAS A LITTLE BOY!	1.2190	0.05238	105	88	11	6
1329	OMG! It makes you look like a monster, when the light is right under your face!	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
1330	your feet scare me more than the story	1.2188	0.04428	128	105	18	5
1331	any extinct stories?	1.2188	0.04565	128	106	16	6
1332	Don't shine the light up like that. It makes you look like a monster!	1.2188	0.04953	128	109	10	9
1333	No! Surely a killer comet is scarier than an asteroid?	1.2185	0.03987	119	94	24	1
1334	Dude, you're already a monster what's the flashlight supposed to do?	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
1335	And then, a giant asteroid appeared in the sky...	1.2185	0.04647	119	98	16	5
1336	...and years later they dig up your corpse to put on DISPLAY!	1.2185	0.04944	119	100	12	7
1337	You're right, these dragon costumes do make scary stories scarier.	1.2183	0.04370	142	118	17	7
1338	So once upon a time there was an asteroid	1.2183	0.04370	142	118	17	7
1339	And THIS is why you should always brush.	1.2182	0.04545	110	89	18	3
1340	Enough with the flashlight. This “no sun” thing really has me spooked.	1.2180	0.04314	133	109	19	5
1341	Sometimes you never know a person until you go camping with them.	1.2178	0.05190	101	84	12	5
1342	Oh, wow! For a second there you looked like a human!!	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
1343	For the last time, no I do not know what anachronistic means and the dictionary won't be invented for centuries.	1.2174	0.04240	115	92	21	2
1344	Jurassic Park - After Dark	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
1345	O.K., who's dead?	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
1346	Do I have hobbit in my teeth?	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
1347	And then the human ATE the laundry pod!	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
1348	The asteroid was coming from within the atmosphere!	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
1349	These ghost stories do dragon	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
1350	...and they called him Godzilla!	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
1351	I want to wake up in a city that never sleeps, and find that I’m king of the hill	1.2171	0.04397	129	106	18	5
1352	Turn that off! You're going to attract Mothra.	1.2171	0.04664	129	108	14	7
1353	You still have some camper stuck in your teeth.	1.2170	0.05193	106	89	11	6
1354	Wait, how many dinosaurs came out to play?	1.2170	0.04447	106	85	19	2
1355	Watch carefully as I exhale.	1.2170	0.05017	106	88	13	5
1356	And that's when he realized he wasn't in Tokyo ... he was in Tampa!	1.2170	0.04447	106	85	19	2
1357	Stop it, Glen, you're scaring the eggs.	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
1358	I'd rather you light my fire.	1.2170	0.05193	106	89	11	6
1359	…dude asteroid jokes aren’t cool man	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
1360	And when exactly did St. George get a flashlight?	1.2167	0.04611	120	99	16	5
1361	When you do that it makes me realize how much better looking I am than you.	1.2167	0.04761	120	100	14	6
1362	Invis-a-lign! Get it?	1.2167	0.04131	120	96	22	2
1363	And that's the story of how the evil humans destroyed the earth!	1.2167	0.04611	120	99	16	5
1364	How do I take a selfie with this thing?	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
1365	See my teeth, I ate a Dentist today.	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
1366	Okay, okay. You’re very scary now, alright?	1.2165	0.05528	97	82	9	6
1367	You've never looked better.	1.2165	0.04687	97	78	17	2
1368	And here’s an old classic from the Jurassic…	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
1369	And then the big meteor got closer and closer ...	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
1370	Omigod, you look like a human!	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
1371	And there stood Big Foot!	1.2162	0.04128	111	88	22	1
1372	Buzzingaaa!!	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
1373	It came out of the scary tent—head, two arms, two legs, and it walked upright.	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
1374	And then a giant asteroid wipes us all out!	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
1375	...and then humans take over the earth.	1.2162	0.04508	111	90	18	3
1376	Okay, that's going to give me nightmares for a millennium.	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
1377	…and they will sell chicken nuggets shaped like us.	1.2162	0.05023	111	93	12	6
1378	Sure, you look scary. But Tokyo it ain't.	1.2160	0.04484	125	103	17	5
1379	Hey, Vegas, it's great to be back!	1.2160	0.04338	125	102	19	4
1380	...and then he called for his dad to check under the bed!	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
1381	And this light suddenly appeared in the sky and got bigger and brighter, BIGGER AND BRIGHTER, and then …	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
1382	And then they use this light when the fire goes out	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
1383	And you don’t have to plug it in.	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
1384	And suddenly, a huge fire rock appeared in the sky!	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
1385	I always look better in the dark.	1.2155	0.04550	116	95	17	4
1386	“The last time I ate one of our own kind was around a campfire just like this …” he began his story with a dinosaur-devil face .	1.2155	0.04207	116	93	21	2
1387	Here’s a great scary story. An asteroid hits the earth, leads to a mass extinction that kills off all the dinosaurs. What a crock!	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
1388	I find fire with big light, no heat.	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
1389	I think it was better when we breathed the only fire.	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
1390	We're not alone.	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
1391	…Maaaarjorie Taaaaaylor Greeeeene!	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
1392	A Caveman taught me this move.	1.2149	0.04265	121	98	20	3
1393	Yes, I think whitening strips will make a big improvement.	1.2149	0.04265	121	98	20	3
1394	Ha! I'm brighter than you!	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
1395	But… the asteroid didn’t miss Earth as expected!	1.2143	0.04648	112	92	16	4
1396	... and they realized the sounds of the child were coming from on top of the bed!	1.2143	0.04644	98	79	17	2
1397	YES, I SEE THE CAVITY NOW.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
1398	And then the human said: let's do taxes.	1.2143	0.05280	98	82	11	5
1399	Your stories are so out of date!	1.2143	0.04644	98	79	17	2
1400	And then, after the killer asteroid, came the real destroyer ... HOMO SAPIENS!	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
1401	Yes, I am out of batteries AGAIN.	1.2143	0.04818	112	93	14	5
1402	And then this huge asteroid appeared across the sky…	1.2143	0.04592	126	105	15	6
1403	The hitchhiker had vanished! And only her puff of smoke remained.	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
1404	One of the archaeologists dropped it.	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
1405	And all anyone ever found of them were fossils..	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
1406	And then they turn them into purses!	1.2137	0.04830	117	98	13	6
1407	. . . And then Human Beings took over the planet!	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
1408	Look! Forty years later and I'm still immature.	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
1409	Woe-ho! I'm a meteor landing in Mexico!	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
1410	And they lived raptory ever after.	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
1411	I don't get, is this supposed to be scary?	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
1412	I’m a caveman. I discovered fire. I’m top of the food chain	1.2133	0.04187	150	125	18	7
1413	Sure, Man discovered fire, but I invented the flashlight.	1.2131	0.04831	122	103	12	7
1414	And to this day...no one knows where he's buried	1.2131	0.04831	122	103	12	7
1415	For God’s sake, Frank, put that thing away. You’re ugly enough as it is.	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
1416	...and then the human jumped up behind me and screamed 'SELFIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!'	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
1417	And then he ripped off his own face, and inside was a human the whole time!	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
1418	And the meteor came closer and CLOSER!!	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
1419	You keep that up, your face will stay that way.	1.2128	0.05427	94	79	10	5
1420	Stop clowning and get the marshmallows.	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
1421	... and the police sergeant said, 'We traced the lizard skin handbags - they're made inside the house. Get out!'	1.2126	0.04694	127	107	13	7
1422	Legend has it that our days here are numbered!	1.2126	0.04559	127	106	15	6
1423	So we died too?	1.2126	0.04127	127	103	21	3
1424	This IS my scary face.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
1425	So there was this T-Rex with a hook for a hand...	1.2124	0.04779	113	94	14	5
1426	And stealthily, the cowardly Saint George crrreppppt up on the sweetly sleeping innocent dragon . . .	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
1427	And someday your bones will be on display in a museum.	1.2124	0.04779	113	94	14	5
1428	You'll perish in a firey BANG. And at the Smithsonian, they won't even charge people to see your bones.	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
1429	That last paleontologist gave me heartburn	1.2124	0.04779	113	94	14	5
1430	And..... Then they said no more social security !	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
1431	…And now a word from our sponsor.	1.2121	0.04602	99	80	17	2
1432	Am I scary or what !	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
1433	OMG! How scary! I thought you looked like a human!	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
1434	Yes, I said you're not very bright but that doesn't help.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
1435	When is it my turn to use the flashlight and show off my teeth?	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
1436	I am telling a joke!	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
1437	Still carrying a torch for me “	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
1438	Yes, your dentist did a great job, but how much did you pay?	1.2115	0.04464	104	84	18	2
1439	Egad! Then what did St. George do?	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
1440	…and then the human crawled out from under the bed. What happens next will blow your mind…	1.2115	0.05234	104	88	10	6
1441	Hunting humans is easy...I do this and they just drop dead!!	1.2114	0.04358	123	101	18	4
1442	Were batteries included?	1.2110	0.04337	109	88	19	2
1443	They checked the nest, and... the horror! There, newly hatched before them, a purple vegan singing dinosaur, immaculately conceived by the imagination of children!	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
1444	Arrrggggh...I'm a Person!	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
1445	Suddenly, everyone got obsessed with a show about wealthy people in luxury resorts with a hefty dose of betrayal, sex, drugs, and murder. That’s how we became irrelevant on tv shows…	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
1446	Never have I ever drunk a craft beer.	1.2105	0.04463	95	76	18	1
1447	That works on the kids, Karl, but you don’t frighten me.	1.2105	0.04032	114	91	22	1
1448	Being a Republican, I am only trying to keep you in fear	1.2105	0.04740	114	95	14	5
1449	...suddenly this huge flaming rock pierces our atmosphere and click, lights out.	1.2105	0.04032	114	91	22	1
1450	I assure you. There's nothing in your teeth.	1.2105	0.04740	114	95	14	5
1451	I don't think we can cook with it but I love how flattering it is on my face.	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
1452	And then—the latest ‘Jurassic Park’ sequel went straight-to-streaming!	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
1453	And just when you thought it was finally over, they started a whole new franchise called Jurassic WORLD!	1.2101	0.04418	138	116	15	7
1454	I know you're trying, Roger, but I'm just not terrified.	1.2101	0.04445	119	98	17	4
1455	Phil, are there any campers stuck in my teeth?	1.2101	0.04603	119	99	15	5
1456	I think you've just invented the selfie.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
1457	And when he turned around, there was a giant robot copy of himself!!!	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
1458	Check this! Do I look like Godzilla?	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
1459	…and there’s a bunny that just keeps going and going.	1.2097	0.04172	124	101	20	3
1460	And then, hurtling out of the night ski was a fire ball like no one has ever seen! What happened next?	1.2097	0.04172	124	101	20	3
1461	And in the morning... I'm making waffles!	1.2097	0.04326	124	102	18	4
1462	Gerald, I think we need to talk about our divorce.	1.2095	0.04426	105	85	18	2
1463	Isn't this more fun than Dungeons and Dragons?	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
1464	If man is a monster, I have a monster inside of me.	1.2095	0.04426	105	85	18	2
1465	and a giant rock headed this way.	1.2095	0.04822	105	87	14	4
1466	Stop shaking, climate change is a just a myth.	1.2095	0.05008	105	88	12	5
1467	And then they put your bones into a museum for groups of children to fart on	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
1468	How have you been affected by cancelation?	1.2093	0.04494	129	108	15	6
1469	Crap, marshmallows are still a million years away...	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
1470	Asteroid stories again?	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
1471	'"So then he ghosted me."	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
1472	Do I have a survival skills badge stuck in my teeth?	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
1473	By the time I sing 'Don't Rain on My Parade,' they'll have forgotten Barbra completely.	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
1474	With those looks we'll never survive.	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
1475	And that, dear boy, is why the first Tyrannosauruses became rextinct.	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
1476	Oh, dear. Go for back lighting.	1.2091	0.05018	110	93	11	6
1477	Maybe man invented fire, but look at what I invented!	1.2087	0.04537	115	95	16	4
1478	And the whole park was full of HUMANS	1.2087	0.04537	115	95	16	4
1479	And then, after thousands of years, they'll dig up your body and turn it into single-use toothpicks!	1.2087	0.04537	115	95	16	4
1480	And then the spooky comet made the Chicxulub crater	1.2087	0.04862	115	97	12	6
1481	Like usual, his short arms were of no use.	1.2087	0.04703	115	96	14	5
1482	And I see Sasquatch and I go like "Boo"!	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
1483	It was a bright and balmy day...	1.2087	0.04862	115	97	12	6
1484	It's from the future!	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
1485	This motherfucker.	1.2083	0.04865	120	102	11	7
1486	... and then, out of the woods, came a pack of Cub Scouts.	1.2083	0.04718	120	101	13	6
1487	One of their better inventions.	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
1488	And when the light shines in the dragon’s face you could see little bits of Boy Scout in its teeth!	1.2083	0.04568	120	100	15	5
1489	Check this out. We can stop breathing fire	1.2083	0.05322	96	81	10	5
1490	Stop it, Keith, you’re freaking me it.	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
1491	I'd look a lot scarier with music.	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
1492	Where do you find batteries for that thing?	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
1493	…his heart sank… but then he remembered that he was an apex predator and he lived happily ever after.	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
1494	Okay, but apart from the ability to make fire, the dexterity to make tools and the invention of electricity, what have opposable thumbs ever really given you?”	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
1495	Well, I can say this. You need to floss more.	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
1496	And that's how the Jurassic Park came to an end	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
1497	And this is how you look scary with a flashlight.	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
1498	"Tell me another scary story about the mammals.	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
1499	No Frank, I am not scared. You should know by now I have thicker skin than that!	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
1500	…and then the big, scary, fiery rock fell from the sky…	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
1501	And then the wretched creature said, “I’m all out of Thin Mints!”	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
1502	Oh sure. A giant asteroid will kill us all. Right.	1.2075	0.04965	106	89	12	5
1503	You forgot the bear repellent spray?	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
1504	You know, ‘Brontosaurus’ is considered racially offensive today.	1.2075	0.04965	106	89	12	5
1505	You are really freaking me out Bret.	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
1506	Just shine the light under you chin like this. And it scares the hell out of the monsters.	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
1507	And they were made into chicken nuggets!	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
1508	And the only thing left of that whole family was a thin silvery trace of iridium.	1.2072	0.04635	111	92	15	4
1509	And then the politicians said, “I’m not a scientist, but rocks don’t just fall from space.”	1.2072	0.04976	111	94	11	6
1510	And then, where the tail was supposed to be, was another tiny arm!!!	1.2072	0.04809	111	93	13	5
1511	It's nice to warm up my face with the light,don't you agree?	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
1512	Those weren’t functional mushrooms.	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
1513	STOP!!! It's cold and dark and you're scaring me.	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
1514	Nothing scarier than the extinction.	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
1515	Whoa! That meteor hitting the earth story is your scariest one yet.	1.2066	0.04052	121	98	21	2
1516	We need to invent marshmallows for nights like this	1.2066	0.04682	121	102	13	6
1517	Get it? This is the last face you'll see.	1.2066	0.04682	121	102	13	6
1518	And this is the story of Humannosaurus Wrecks.	1.2066	0.04827	121	103	11	7
1519	Then the human said, "Mumm it tastes just like chicken".	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
1520	And then I saw a human!	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
1521	Check out my Donald Trump impersonation.	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
1522	Found this new teeth whitening cream made 'specially for dragons.	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
1523	Yeah,but no, wait… Can you hear me now?	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
1524	Suddenly, a human child’s face appears from ABOVE the bed!	1.2065	0.05473	92	78	9	5
1525	But greater than the fear that made their blood run hot was the fear they would be shamed on social media.	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
1526	Told you not to eat the dermatologist!	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
1527	This is one of the reasons she broke up with you.	1.2065	0.05687	92	79	7	6
1528	Oh puh-lease! That gag is prehistoric…	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
1529	Tell me more terrifying human stories dad!	1.2062	0.05271	97	82	10	5
1530	Helen! It’s me—Murray.	1.2062	0.05064	97	81	12	4
1531	I think we've finally found a way to look scary.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
1532	Yes yes, the Invisalign works so well, it IS scary.	1.2061	0.04562	131	111	13	7
1533	George was no saint.	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
1534	And then they put me in Jurassic Park.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
1535	Don't worry. We can roast marshmallows even if the fire goes out.	1.2059	0.05276	102	87	9	6
1536	…ad then we were all transformed into oil that bipedal monkeys used to cook the planet!	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
1537	We're BOTH dragons, remember?	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
1538	And then out of nowhere came this meteor.	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
1539	Then, after the meteor struck the world was taken over by two legged mammals who tried to destroy what was left!"	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
1540	And then KaaaaPOW! We were all replaced by little bipeds with hideous loooong arms.	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
1541	We should probably put out the fire as we are the last of our kind, don't ya think ??	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
1542	Not to be rude, but can you see if I have some of that ichthyologist stuck between my teeth?	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
1543	Don't kid yourself. It gives a fiercely brighter smile.	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
1544	He was a hardworking immigrant — they took one look and ran screaming, ‘Ahhhh, it’s Godzilla!’	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
1545	...and then the meteors rained down everywhere!	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
1546	Once upon a time,there was a meteor	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
1547	Aging feet are a bitch.	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
1548	Quit goofing off! If those batteries go dead we'll see who's scared!	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
1549	Why did you name it, “Flashlight?”	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
1550	…George Martin quit writing and nobody ever worked again	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
1551	As the smoke cleared, the terrible face appeared. It was the Master Dragon Slayer- GEORGE SANTOS!	1.2049	0.04346	122	101	17	4
1552	It was a knight a lot like this knight...	1.2049	0.04499	122	102	15	5
1553	No, you're thinking of The Blair Witch Project. Bruce Willis was in the The Sixth Sense.	1.2047	0.04519	127	107	14	6
1554	Be honest. Do I look scary or just silly?	1.2047	0.04233	127	105	18	4
1555	I thought we discovered light until I found this thing.	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
1556	You mean you prefer our old mating ritual?	1.2043	0.05418	93	79	9	5
1557	So is this the glamping part of the trip?	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
1558	Fred, you don’t need the flashlight to look scary: You’re a dragon.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
1559	Don't, please. You look too much like yourself.	1.2041	0.05222	98	83	10	5
1560	He did the mash. He did the...	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
1561	I think you had one too many roasted peasants.	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
1562	Hunter-Gatherer Stories!	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
1563	What are batteries ?	1.2041	0.05222	98	83	10	5
1564	Oh relax, it's just a helicopter.	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
1565	I don’t know the end of the story. This is when I ate him.	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
1566	Bad lighting, the scariest thing of all.	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
1567	Hands on the wheel!” yelled the police officer.	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
1568	THAT vegetarian meal was delish! Any bones stuck in my teeth?	1.2039	0.05407	103	89	7	7
1569	This story's called "The very scary meteorite".	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
1570	And then a big rock hit the planet and wiped us all out.	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
1571	Fire, schmire, I still think they taste better raw.	1.2039	0.05228	103	88	9	6
1572	Stop joking around, there's an asteroid coming!	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
1573	"Am I the light of your life?	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
1574	And then they chose an orange to be their leader.	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
1575	You just farted, didn't you.	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
1576	And then, the monster turned out to be a... meteor!	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
1577	And when they do this, that's when you jump out of the bushes!	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
1578	But Democrats, upon learning the Republicans had nominated Trump once again, realized they no choice but to vote for Biden.	1.2037	0.04880	108	91	12	5
1579	The next day, they found the Tokyo Tower hanging on the car door!	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
1580	Whoa! That's even scarier than your Madonna impression.	1.2035	0.04199	113	92	19	2
1581	It is just not quite the same as when we breathed fire to scare them.	1.2035	0.04730	113	95	13	5
1582	But this move had that gorilla climbing the wall.	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
1583	…and one day…they will use our dead bodies… as fuel	1.2035	0.04730	113	95	13	5
1584	And they say that if you listen closely on a night just like tonight, you can still hear the sobs of parents who named their children Daenerys.	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
1585	This is what that scary kid looked like before I ate him.	1.2034	0.04432	118	98	16	4
1586	And after taking a bite of the human, he realized it was... a VEGAN!	1.2034	0.04432	118	98	16	4
1587	Your fossil fuel got nothin' on my long-lasting battery-powered flashlight.	1.2034	0.04593	118	99	14	5
1588	And then she found out the calls were coming from inside the house!	1.2033	0.04313	123	102	17	4
1589	Tell me another story, Puff!	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
1590	And then, they won’t even catch their food. They get groceries.	1.2021	0.05574	94	81	7	6
1591	Suddenly he realized his arms were too short to lift the carcass!	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
1592	Just relax you are adorable.”	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
1593	I don't know what was scarier, your ghost story or your people story.	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
1594	And then, Karen demanded to speak to ... a manager!	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
1595	Eh, I don’t know if I believe that asteroid dust would change the global climate.	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
1596	For starters, there are these things called humans …	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
1597	Do you know the origin story of that aggressive T-Rex in Jurassic Park? Well, I’ll tell you the tea.	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
1598	Where did you get that thing? You know, it doesn't make you look any better.	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
1599	No more puffing the magic dragon.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
1600	Save your breath!	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
1601	...and then the meteors came down.	1.2019	0.04185	104	84	19	1
1602	And then they smile and laugh... LIKE THIS!	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
1603	Three Mesozoics walk into a bar"..	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
1604	It’s funny but I don’t think this will be a successful invention because it’s just light, it doesn’t get warm and you can’t use it for barbecue…	1.2019	0.04998	104	88	11	5
1605	And then, an asteroid hit Earth.	1.2018	0.03862	109	87	22	0
1606	Don’t you think it’s time we evolve into something better.	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
1607	Now that’s scary!	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
1608	It was a dark and stormy night. High above, a giant asteroid silently approached the Earth...	1.2018	0.04839	109	92	12	5
1609	It's a gimmick Reg. Had it on for three hours last night and my Pterodactyl was still raw.	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
1610	And then Britain was taken over by inbred humans! WoooooOooooh!	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
1611	Let me know if you've heard this one before. Once there was a spoiled despot named Vladimir Putin . . .	1.2018	0.04839	109	92	12	5
1612	What's really scary, is you always burning the Smores.	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
1613	Wanna hear the one about the little boy under the bed?	1.2018	0.04839	109	92	12	5
1614	And then they were caught between a rock and a hard place…	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
1615	I still think we need bear spray.	1.2018	0.04076	109	88	20	1
1616	I call it a ‘Chin Illuminator’.	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
1617	In the year 65,000,000	1.2018	0.04166	114	93	19	2
1618	And then the wild things roared their multi-syllabic roars, and gnashed their pale teeth and rolled their bespectacled eyes and showed their opposable thumbs	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
1619	And then, the humans had to RETURN TO THE OFFICE!!	1.2016	0.04126	124	102	19	3
1620	That's it? A big rock out of the Sky?	1.2016	0.03794	124	100	23	1
1621	I can’t believe you forgot the marshmallows!	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
1622	And they called him… Donald Trump! Bwaahahaha….	1.2000	0.04043	110	89	20	1
1623	Here's a story about global warming.	1.2000	0.05125	100	85	10	5
1624	So, next time you look up at the night sky, don't wish for shooting stars -- you might get something far more dangerous!	1.2000	0.04525	90	73	16	1
1625	Look, I'm a shadow puppet.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
1626	… and he had a powerful roar and terrifying teeth, but oddly, tiny hands on short little arms.	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
1627	Before I grabbed him, they thought this was scary!	1.2000	0.05097	95	80	11	4
1628	A chill ran up my tail: it was Smokey the Bear himself.	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
1629	And then something moved ON TOP OF THE BED.	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
1630	Do I have anything in my teeth?	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
1631	Put out that damn light, you'll draw attention to us!	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
1632	But then, Tokyo launched their fighter jets and drove Godzilla back into the sea!	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
1633	And then this horrible monster with orange skin and yellow hair emerged from the woods...	1.2000	0.05125	100	85	10	5
1634	Yup, your lipstick is smudged, I'll call make-up.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
1635	Suddenly, there was a huge explosion... and the designated survivor was all alone	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
1636	It’s just me. There are no monsters here!	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
1637	How many chins do I have?	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
1638	…and then the Human smiled an evil smile.	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
1639	And then this God told the new hairy-creatures that they could rule over all the earth and its creatures!	1.2000	0.04389	95	77	17	1
1640	This is my Geroge Santos face!	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
1641	So, millions of years after the asteroid kills all of us, using us as fossil fuels, kills all living things once again, the circle of death.	1.2000	0.05125	100	85	10	5
1642	...and then suddenly this big rock from the sky came crashing down!	1.2000	0.04389	95	77	17	1
1643	You have a cavity, upper right.	1.2000	0.05097	95	80	11	4
1644	You eat the campers and all their stuff but keep their flashlight,every time.....I just don't get it is all.	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
1645	Well, this is SCARRYOKE !	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
1646	And then, they rebooted Jurassic Park with Chris PRATT!	1.2000	0.05481	105	92	5	8
1647	''Suddenly, a huge ball of fire appeared in the sky, and started plummeting toward earth...''	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
1648	Why do you do that when you know it scares the crap out of me.	1.2000	0.04314	115	95	17	3
1649	Well, if you can get that thing to also give us some heat, I’ll consider going green.	1.2000	0.03945	115	93	21	1
1650	Which way is it to Yellowstone?	1.2000	0.04522	120	101	14	5
1651	You’re a shoo in for Pitch Perfect the Prehistoric version!	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
1652	Give it up already. You’re just not a scary dinosaur.	1.2000	0.05125	100	85	10	5
1653	Heck, you need a mask.	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
1654	And then suddenly, out of nowhere came this asteroid!	1.2000	0.04364	120	100	16	4
1655	I just think you were scarier with the braces.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
1656	Three guys walk into a bar ...	1.2000	0.04525	90	73	16	1
1657	Nope. I don't see a speck of triceratops in your teeth.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
1658	Who says that everyone dies in the paleolithic era?	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
1659	'All right Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my closeup.'	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
1660	'You must buy more cookies!' she shrieked.'"	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
1661	It’s called the SpaceX Dragon Spacecraft”….. “wait, can you remind me what we identify as again?	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
1662	I’ve been whitening my teeth - can you tell?	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
1663	And her remains were reincarnated as a relatively inefficient fuel for small motor powered vehicles	1.2000	0.05136	105	90	9	6
1664	Don't be afraid," the bigger human told the small one. "Dinosaurs are extinct!	1.1985	0.04115	131	109	18	4
1665	Turn off that light, Harold. Sasquatch might see us.	1.1984	0.04367	126	106	15	5
1666	Turn it off, Reggie, it does nothing to soften your ugliness!	1.1983	0.04487	121	102	14	5
1667	MAGA!	1.1983	0.04638	121	103	12	6
1668	I don't know what a car is either, Doris. But just go with me on this. 'The couple is in the car parked in the dark forest and they hear three taps on the roof....'	1.1983	0.04331	121	101	16	4
1669	Can you cook with that?	1.1983	0.04487	121	102	14	5
1670	Does it make me look human"	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
1671	But instead of a claw… it was a human hand!	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
1672	In about 65 million years, this will scare the socks off you.	1.1983	0.04617	116	98	13	5
1673	And then...a ball of fire SMASHES into the earth, wiping us out!	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
1674	Turn off that light. They say it attracts asteroids.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
1675	Let’s light up	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
1676	I still don't know why they do this.	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
1677	The ice caps started to melt and then… MICROPLASTICS!”	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
1678	I wanted to make sure you wouldn't be scared Darling ,it’s only me!	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
1679	A giant meteor? Really?	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
1680	That will never work, it doesn't even keep you warm.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
1681	And the humans went “ka-Putin”	1.1981	0.04327	106	87	17	2
1682	I see you've whitened your teeth.	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
1683	And hiding under the bed it was…an herbivore!	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
1684	So that’s why there were no humans on the Ark?	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
1685	What kind of predator are you most afraid of?	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
1686	To think I used to only date fire breathers.	1.1981	0.04114	106	86	19	1
1687	Once upon a time there was an asteroid far, far away.	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
1688	Ha! You can't scare the sh* t out of me using the same trick I pulled on you.	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
1689	Not serious enough you'll need to tone it down to scare Capt. Kirk tomorrow.	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
1690	Not as scary as the 55-gallon drum with my name on it.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
1691	And then the astroid crashed down and wiped everyone out.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
1692	...and the vicious killer introduced himself politely as Sir Gallahad.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
1693	That's so fire. Drop that mic.	1.1979	0.04088	96	77	19	0
1694	It's skin was smooth and warm to the touch...	1.1979	0.04348	96	78	17	1
1695	That guy on the trail? He showed me this cool trick before I ate him.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
1696	I too am missing my old flame.	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
1697	And the fossils belonged to … Uncle Ted.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
1698	Does this flashlight make my face look scary?	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
1699	...and the kid knew I was under the bed.	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
1700	Hang on, torches don’t get invented for another one hundred and fifty thousand years yet!	1.1978	0.05234	91	77	10	4
1701	And then these wicked sapiens invented something called a dungeon	1.1970	0.04360	132	112	14	6
1702	And they call it 'evolution.'	1.1969	0.04189	127	106	17	4
1703	Is this better . . . or just cunningly scary?	1.1967	0.04138	122	101	18	3
1704	Humans? They look like Theeees!	1.1967	0.03971	122	100	20	2
1705	Yes, exactly like that girl on tik tok!	1.1966	0.04581	117	99	13	5
1706	Use this. It won't freak them out as much.	1.1964	0.04718	112	95	12	5
1707	It was a dark and stormy epoch”	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
1708	We're all gonna die, and won't even get credit for fire.	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
1709	Put another log on the fire dollface, then fetch my slippers for these six frozen toes.	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
1710	That's cute, but I'd rather have marshmallows.	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
1711	First I'll warm up with some scales.	1.1963	0.04683	107	90	13	4
1712	You better floss - you have a dental appointment Monday morning	1.1963	0.04290	107	88	17	2
1713	Does it make me look prettier?	1.1963	0.04290	107	88	17	2
1714	It was on sale at tyrannosau "r" us	1.1963	0.04868	107	91	11	5
1715	Hee-hee. l'm a monster.	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
1716	We found the source of light!	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
1717	See in there? I want all those amalgam fillings out."	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
1718	It’s always a dinosaur.	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
1719	Peace was in the valley and all the people were happy!	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
1720	The end... is near.	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
1721	I love these snack bags, they always come with a cool toy surprise!	1.1961	0.05221	102	88	8	6
1722	…and their black, liquified remains were burned to make energy for an insatiable species called ‘humans.’	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
1723	And out of nothing... a Meteor!	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
1724	Dental implants were once only for the wealthy.	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
1725	We are definitely staying up to watch shooting sta….	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
1726	The fire, the moonlight, looking into your eyes….I lost myself.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
1727	I like the 'milk through your nose' trick better.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
1728	This is my good side.	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
1729	No scary story- I'm just here for the s'mores.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
1730	It's only climate change, nothing to worry about	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
1731	Ok take it quick- I’m ready for my selfie!	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
1732	You think that's scary? Have you looked at your toenails lately?"	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
1733	I got a clear look when you started the fire.	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
1734	Yes, you’re scary. Now put the flashlight down. All I wanted was one night without the kid crap”	1.1947	0.04680	113	96	12	5
1735	And they were all out of tacos	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
1736	No more scary stories about evil knights.	1.1944	0.04643	108	91	13	4
1737	You're wasting the battery.	1.1944	0.04046	108	88	19	1
1738	but still, the meteor came closer & closer.......	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
1739	...and then, we suddenly disappeared!	1.1944	0.04643	108	91	13	4
1740	Dad,stop it; you look like a scary human!!!	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
1741	There was no escape . . . from the children under the bed.	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
1742	Do you see anything in my teeth?	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
1743	Stop it. You'll scare the kids.	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
1744	Yes, there's a small chunk of Iguanodon next to the incisor.	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
1745	If only you could breathe fire ... that would really be scary!	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
1746	stop it... Big Foot isn't real	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
1747	When you tell that story about the asteroid, it frightens the living daylights out of me	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
1748	Oh, what big teeth you have, grandma!	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
1749	Nice. Did you get fluoride too?	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
1750	And after he left for LaBrea, we never heard from Uncle Rex again.	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
1751	And then Rex said, Let there be light!	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
1752	I said find a left handed flashlight.	1.1939	0.04268	98	80	17	1
1753	And they’re called… FIREMEN!	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
1754	Nothing in biology makes sense except in the flashlight of evolution.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
1755	You should brush your teeth, Fred.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
1756	Whazzzzup	1.1938	0.03825	129	106	21	2
1757	TRY to set the night on fire?	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
1758	You look just like my first wife without her makeup.	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
1759	Suddenly, the evil creature was in front of her, with sharp little teeth and a glowing hand weapon, saying "Honey, I can't get a signal!!!"	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
1760	It was a dark and gloomy night….	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
1761	They say Beowulf still walks these woods.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
1762	Hey! This is my Film Noir look. What do you think!?	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
1763	Then the child looked under the bed and screamed!	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
1764	My favorite is when they've just eaten s'mores!	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
1765	When the smoke had cleared, the forrest was filled with warm-blooded, furry mammals!	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
1766	...and then suddenly, from behind a tree...SAINT GEORGE!!!	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
1767	...and then they developed the opposable thumb! And that's when the trouble started.	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
1768	...and then HUMANS roamed the earth.	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
1769	The Future Looks Bright	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
1770	In the trail mix he found not chocolate, but dried cranberries.	1.1933	0.04665	119	102	11	6
1771	And they made them work and pay taxes forever!	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
1772	My god, you do sound like Dina Shore!	1.1932	0.05566	88	76	7	5
1773	Then they dug up all that was left of Edwin, reconstructed his petrified bones in a life-like position and mounted him for public display in the Academy of Sciences!	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
1774	I lost an arm in the tussle but I got his flashlight!	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
1775	OOOOOOO, that's spooky!	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
1776	Is there some of him between my teeth?	1.1930	0.04294	114	95	16	3
1777	Then the human smiled with its crazy bleached-white teeth at the big friendly dragon.	1.1930	0.04642	114	97	12	5
1778	And then the knight named George stopped the good dragon from eating the maiden.	1.1930	0.04294	114	95	16	3
1779	…and their skin is metal and they carry swords	1.1930	0.04109	114	94	18	2
1780	… and this is the story of how i met your Karen	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
1781	Welcome to Jurassic Park!	1.1927	0.04785	109	93	11	5
1782	Even humans don’t find that scary anymore	1.1927	0.04959	109	94	9	6
1783	I'm not sure about your advice of "Let bygones be bygones".	1.1927	0.04219	109	90	17	2
1784	And then we looked up and saw a meteor in the sky...	1.1927	0.04219	109	90	17	2
1785	There’s no Triceratops in your teeth, but you’re freaking me out. Put that thing down!	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
1786	As night fell, the hideous creature ate a sensible meal, read its book, and turned in early.	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
1787	Where are you going to get batteries for that thing?	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
1788	so... you invented the fire and the flashlight at the same time?	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
1789	Do I have any campers in my teeth?	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
1790	That's not scary. Your breath is scary.	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
1791	Thank you for trusting me with this.	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
1792	Does this make me look like a human?	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
1793	And then the little boy helped the old lady cross the street, squeezing her hand. And then she said "thank you!"	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
1794	Niagara Falls!!! Slowly I turned …	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
1795	[No caption needed, it’s hilarious just on its own]	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
1796	And then 231 million years after the meteor…..the Neanderthal’s descendants dig up our bones for display in museums. Would you like an ice cream now..?	1.1923	0.05127	104	90	8	6
1797	And if you say asteroid three times…	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
1798	Hey, remember how that first kid we ate was doing this?	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
1799	It was a dark and asteroidy night ...	1.1923	0.04941	104	89	10	5
1800	Just think, but for the asteroid missing the planet, our species might never have evolved!	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
1801	... and the devilish human condemned the poor dragon to spit fire when speaking ever after!	1.1920	0.03885	125	103	20	2
1802	See for yourself, whiteners work wonders.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
1803	In 2 million years we’ll recharge these batteries	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
1804	You don’t look like my dad….	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
1805	I think battery power will replace fossil fuels in 300 million years--what say you?	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
1806	Are you trying to seduce me?	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
1807	'And then a meteorite struck and vaporized everyone's latte.'	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
1808	Thanks for lighting my fire.	1.1915	0.04351	94	77	16	1
1809	Campfire stories aren't scary when you're the monster.	1.1915	0.04351	94	77	16	1
1810	Boo! I'm a homo sapien!	1.1915	0.04351	94	77	16	1
1811	Hey man, you gotta stop drinking.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
1812	…and then she said Dracarys!” 😬	1.1915	0.04351	94	77	16	1
1813	Are you scared yet?	1.1913	0.04077	115	95	18	2
1814	It got very quiet. And then a giant ball of fire ......	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
1815	Once upon a time, a very long time ago, there was a little man about five feet high, who brought us fire"	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
1816	And then he went like this.	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
1817	And then they increased their military budget… again!	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
1818	That's stupid, no one sleeps on TOP of the bed!	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
1819	Very amusing. Yeh, you have his flashlight but you didn't save me any Boy Scout!	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
1820	And they they grind up your bones to make jet fuel!	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
1821	I see dead species.	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
1822	For when you run out out of fossil fuel, bro!	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
1823	...And we'll be extinct, brouhahaha	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
1824	Pity it’s gonna take another 66 million years before they invent the battery…	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
1825	And under the bed,there was an ant!	1.1909	0.04745	110	94	11	5
1826	And there was a big flash of light and, suddenly, there was nothing but little rodents running everywhere!	1.1909	0.04745	110	94	11	5
1827	You’re right-it does bring out your inner reptile.	1.1909	0.03980	110	90	19	1
1828	And that's how peanut butter was invented.	1.1909	0.04745	110	94	11	5
1829	And then it got very very cold…	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
1830	And then the Saudis promised to give Bush petroleum...	1.1909	0.04184	110	91	17	2
1831	And then I used the principles of quantum physics coupled with Maxwell's Laws to get... Viola!	1.1908	0.04350	131	112	13	6
1832	… and then a giant asteroid will hit the earth!	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
1833	No. You don't look like Barney.	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
1834	There will be a big comet	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
1835	You’re wasting the batteries.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
1836	When humans invent that, I don't know if they'll use it for telling spooky stories.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
1837	Terrifying, sure — but not very flattering.	1.1905	0.05482	84	72	8	4
1838	And then suddenly Godzilla is standing in front of me and says, you call yourself a dragon?	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
1839	And I said, no thanks, no Girl Scout cookies today.	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
1840	I love spending these intimate moments with you	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
1841	Yes, uplighting really accentuates your dimples.	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
1842	And then the evil knight approached the sweet, sleeping, dragon...	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
1843	Dad, tell me again how they'll dig up my bones and put them in a museum which people can only see after paying some exorbitant fee unless they plan their visit sometime between 6 and 9pm every other Wednesday, in which case it's free.	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
1844	And then there was a big bang!	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
1845	…on their eyes were dark glass shields, on their backs—bulging packs, one red, one green, the soles of their feet, raked with ridges of rubber…	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
1846	He was doing this before I ate him. What do you think? Am I scary?	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
1847	You thought the story about the asteroid was scary, this next one’s about the hominids.	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
1848	This little light of mine,I'm gonna let it shine	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
1849	Then Puff went poof!	1.1895	0.04310	95	78	16	1
1850	You never exfoliate?	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
1851	His name was George, Saint George, and he had this really long lance . . .	1.1895	0.04310	95	78	16	1
1852	. . then the Girl Scouts dug up his bones - just to get a merit badge!	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
1853	You want a spooky story? Once upon a time two legged animals called humans took over the earth, 8 billion of them, and they burned the forests, and wrecked the planet! Thank goodness it's only a story.	1.1892	0.04876	111	96	9	6
1854	So then, he picks up his flash light to make a scary face like this, but it was actually his Light Sabre. That was one tasty, dumb Jedi."	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
1855	Just wait, man will claim credit for this too.	1.1892	0.03948	111	91	19	1
1856	It’s a good idea but how do you dispose of the batteries?	1.1892	0.04705	111	95	11	5
1857	And then a man with a long, red tie emerged from the shadows!	1.1892	0.04527	111	94	13	4
1858	I really don’t want to hear another comet ghost story Phil.	1.1892	0.04527	111	94	13	4
1859	See where I burned my tongue lighting the fire?	1.1889	0.04440	90	74	15	1
1860	Sorry, but I heard that story eons ago	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
1861	OK, it's funny. But somehow I don't think that's worth the boy scout you just ate.	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
1862	No, you don’t get it. The up lighting is the most important part.	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
1863	And those s'mores-eating creatures return every summer.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
1864	and then he sang 'Barney is dinosaur from our imagination!'	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
1865	The future is electric	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
1866	Please, not another killer-comet story!	1.1887	0.04854	106	91	10	5
1867	And then the meteor came and crashed into earth!	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
1868	...and the clanking of the Knight's armour was coming from......inside the cave!!!	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
1869	What the Devil is that?	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
1870	And they tried to remake it… with MATTHEW BRODERICK!	1.1887	0.05036	106	92	8	6
1871	And then the knight fled in terror when he realized MY tokens are all fungible!	1.1885	0.04407	122	104	13	5
1872	This thing is defective. There's no fire!	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
1873	I dropped my phone in the fire. No more pics today.	1.1882	0.05422	85	73	8	4
1874	See, Hunter-gatherers stick to your gut, not to your teeth!	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
1875	I got this from the time machine	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
1876	Controversial Smithsothian Diorama Exhibit	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
1877	Look at me! No heat!	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
1878	Stop! You’ll make me laugh up a camper!	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
1879	Hey,look,my are not too short!	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
1880	You silly dragon! We already breathe fire!	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
1881	Can you come look at this? I’ve noticed a wart I’ve never seen before.	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
1882	How often do you get scaling done?	1.1880	0.04531	117	100	12	5
1883	Then came the meteor. And that’s what put the die in dinosaur.	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
1884	Let's skip the ghost stories and discuss how this planet will eventually be ghosting us out of evolution.	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
1885	I’m really turned on right now.	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
1886	Whoa! You look like a kid.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
1887	I really don't need to see the remnants of that poor camper in your teeth.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
1888	...and then you're in a movie with Jeff Goldblum...	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
1889	Well, it’s better than putting your chin in the fire.?	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
1890	OK I flossed. Do you see any bone fragments or human hair ?	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
1891	And after the big ball of fire hits we all become birds and little furry critters take over! Boo!	1.1875	0.04999	112	98	7	7
1892	It's got what we need, collagen.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
1893	And then they called Godzilla a vegan!	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
1894	Once upon a time in a land called Honah Lee...	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
1895	One of the critters was doing this when they caught my attention.	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
1896	If you think that’s scary, watch me fart over the flames.	1.1869	0.04812	107	92	10	5
1897	Geez Zorn, you look scary enough without doing that!	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
1898	You’ve never looked so beautiful in your life.	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
1899	Smile, you're gonna be extinct.	1.1869	0.04013	107	88	18	1
1900	I'm just trying to figure out here what actually is "hellbent destruction" these days.	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
1901	Do I still have any of that camper in my teeth?	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
1902	And the meteor looked like THIS!	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
1903	You're always so dragon-centric.	1.1868	0.04108	91	74	17	0
1904	This is a lot more fun than fire and it doesn't burn!	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
1905	In a million years we'll be the star of our own movie.	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
1906	It was...warm-blooded.	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
1907	Then he said, "The asteroid is coming from INSIDE your solar system."	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
1908	Stop it, Gragnor, you're scaring me! You look like a human!	1.1864	0.03983	118	98	18	2
1909	...and out of the shadows came KING KONG	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
1910	And he was doing this right before I ate them. Do I seem scary?	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
1911	Do I have human stuck in my teeth?	1.1863	0.04971	102	88	9	5
1912	You look extinct!	1.1863	0.04971	102	88	9	5
1913	Let's elope. I no longer have cold feet.	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
1914	I found out what's inside little kids.	1.1860	0.05363	86	74	8	4
1915	Put that down, it probably has germs.	1.1860	0.05363	86	74	8	4
1916	Can you check - I think I have a Girl Scout badge stuck in my teeth?	1.1860	0.05612	86	75	6	5
1917	He was a human all along!	1.1860	0.05363	86	74	8	4
1918	.......Clark Gable......or King Kong?	1.1860	0.05363	86	74	8	4
1919	Do I resemble my profile pic now?	1.1860	0.05612	86	75	6	5
1920	With fire, why do we need a flashlight.	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
1921	Do you love my new scales? I feel really hot!	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
1922	It's always about you and your dentist!	1.1858	0.04627	113	97	11	5
1923	It was a dark and stormy night, without a single meteor in sight, when suddenly, blazing across the sky ....	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
1924	We wouldn’t be extinct if we invented this!	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
1925	Do I have any sleeping bag in my teeth?	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
1926	And it was a city made of Legos!	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
1927	Almost as scary as the fire.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
1928	Don't worry though, the meteorite strikes in the western hemisphere, so it won't affect us here.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
1929	I guess princes these days aren’t what they used to be.	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
1930	Prehistoric selfie	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
1931	Yes! we invented flashlight	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
1932	It was a dark and stormy night a one armed man had just escaped from prison!	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
1933	. . . and they lived happily ever after . . .	1.1855	0.04489	124	107	11	6
1934	And then they made a film even worse than the first three…	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
1935	A toast to our toastie tootsies.	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
1936	But the call was coming from on top of the bed!	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
1937	Look Bob.......I'm Puff the Magic Dragon!	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
1938	you're right. you're not as scary with the light on!	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
1939	Try this with your stupid fire!!	1.1852	0.04948	108	94	8	6
1940	What are marshmallows ?	1.1848	0.05110	92	79	9	4
1941	I found a smile..and it's just FOR YOU!!	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
1942	The dragon carried the princess to his lair, but she left him for a hedge fund guy.	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
1943	And then he says "Hi, I'm David and I'll be your server."	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
1944	.... and then there was an asteroid!	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
1945	Is Fred flintstone stuck in my teeth?	1.1848	0.04352	92	76	15	1
1946	That comet story was really scary Rex.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
1947	In the Year Two Thousand	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
1948	Then suddenly, Japan started quantitative easing, plummeting gold futures worldwide ...	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
1949	Felix, maybe if the peasants see me smiling they'll like me better. What do you think?"	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
1950	Honey, you are such a dork...	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
1951	Frankly, I am getting tired of you forgetting the marshmallows and thinking that scaring me will make me forget your failure.	1.1845	0.04729	103	88	11	4
1952	Don't! I'll have nightmares!	1.1845	0.04081	103	85	17	1
1953	But Bilbo isn't real, right?	1.1845	0.04729	103	88	11	4
1954	Stop scaring me!	1.1842	0.04417	114	97	13	4
1955	And they will make jokes asking why we crossed the road!	1.1842	0.04050	114	95	17	2
1956	And he was never seen again. Well, I saw him. I ate him.	1.1842	0.04238	114	96	15	3
1957	It gives me a good idea of how you'll look in 60 million years.	1.1840	0.04156	125	106	15	4
1958	Now that we've lost our dungeons, we have to scare each other!	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
1959	Get a load of these pearly whites! I'm telling you, every firebreather should use my new toothpaste.	1.1839	0.05305	87	75	8	4
1960	And the mosquito will be preserved in amber!	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
1961	He was holding the flashlight just like this telling stories to his buddies when I got ‘em!	1.1839	0.05305	87	75	8	4
1962	So long as the batteries are good, the raptors will stay away.	1.1839	0.05047	87	74	10	3
1963	When the anthropologist took out his camera, I gave him a snort of fire and you should have seen him run. He dropped his flashlight.	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
1964	Ewww..David! You almost look human. Gross!	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
1965	You're scaring me, you look like a human!	1.1837	0.04191	98	81	16	1
1966	You were already scary	1.1837	0.04191	98	81	16	1
1967	And then the ghost appeared. It did not have any scales but was covered in FUR.	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
1968	And the Teacher says, "I'm giving the final exam today, NOT next week."	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
1969	It was a dark and stormy night. . . .	1.1837	0.05299	98	86	6	6
1970	It was the night before the great meteor....	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
1971	And that's the way it was, June 14th, 67 million years ago.	1.1837	0.04191	98	81	16	1
1972	Be careful, this story is petrifying!	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
1973	They're called mammals and have hair all over their bodies....	1.1837	0.03932	98	80	18	0
1974	That’s not what I meant when I told you to torch it…	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
1975	Goodnight moon. Goodnight trees. Goodnight asteroid.	1.1835	0.04355	109	92	14	3
1976	And her name was Karen...	1.1835	0.04729	109	94	10	5
1977	Darn, still there, I even flossed.	1.1835	0.03946	109	90	18	1
1978	...and the next morning....just as the wizard had predicted....the dragon had no fire in his mouth!...and it never came back.	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
1979	Oh Harry, you are handsome in any light.	1.1829	0.04633	82	68	13	1
1980	Do I look scary?	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
1981	Remember the old days before we had fire...	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
1982	That's one heck of a cavity you have there, Hal.	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
1983	Once upon a time, there was a glacier.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
1984	Ooooo,good one. Now say “here’s Johnny!	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
1985	You see I told you it was good for something!	1.1828	0.05058	93	80	9	4
1986	C'mon Earl, not the damn asteroid story again	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
1987	But can you cook with it!?!	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
1988	And then some guy who calls himself George Santos got elected to Congress,	1.1828	0.05058	93	80	9	4
1989	Cute, but it doesn't change the fact that we're cold-blooded.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
1990	Oh gee, thank god it missed	1.1828	0.04310	93	77	15	1
1991	OK, OK, you look like a meteorite. Why should that scare me?	1.1828	0.05058	93	80	9	4
1992	Nighty night. Don't let the asteroids bite.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
1993	OMG, time for your dental cleaning.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
1994	I still remember the time when I could fire-up and fume without criticism from anyone!	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
1995	And then it takes the AG so long to indict, HE RUNS AGAIN.	1.1827	0.04882	104	90	9	5
1996	And that’s the story of humans.	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
1997	His first name was King. And his last name was KONG!	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
1998	Nope, still not scary.	1.1825	0.03634	126	104	21	1
1999	And then, the asteroid came…	1.1818	0.03896	99	81	18	0
2000	And then he said, "I represent New York for the next two years, and you can't stop me!"	1.1818	0.04152	99	82	16	1
2001	When you said "Old time date night" - somehow I had something else in mind.	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
2002	It's not really making you any scarier looking.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
2003	I know this because… I was that maniac!	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
2004	But your grandfather didn’t kill the big hairy ape so it’s still out there somewhere!	1.1818	0.05249	88	76	8	4
2005	See? You don't eat these!	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
2006	This is how our ancestors did it.	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
2007	Okay Mildred enough with the ghost stories… Let’s just sit back and watch the shooting stars, oh that’s a really really big one“	1.1818	0.05048	99	86	8	5
2008	But they ignored the warnings and in less than 100 years they became extinct!	1.1818	0.05048	99	86	8	5
2009	Any bits of human stuck in my teeth?	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
2010	Do you think I should whiten my teeth?	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
2011	And then he said, ‘Do you want some catsup with that?’	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
2012	Read my lips. I did not have sex with your sister. She just dropped off a cigar.	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
2013	And then, out of nowhere...an asteroid slammed into earth.	1.1818	0.03914	110	91	18	1
2014	Do I have s'mores stuck in my teeth?	1.1818	0.04440	88	73	14	1
2015	And just then, a giant moth saw the flashlight lighting up the forest . . ."	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
2016	And what should appear up in the sky but... an asteroid!!! ...Just kidding, asteroids aren't real." Andy Chen Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
2017	and then, out came a hideous scaly monster!	1.1818	0.03914	110	91	18	1
2018	You can't even tell I'm wearing braces, can you?	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
2019	Here's Johnny!	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
2020	What did the fox say???	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
2021	one day our bones will fuel the world	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
2022	It is I, the Tooth Fairy, and I will be paid.	1.1818	0.04440	88	73	14	1
2023	So lemme tell you about this new filling I have, see it? You'll never believe it, but I had to blah, blah, blah....	1.1818	0.04135	88	72	16	0
2024	Wow, that story is even more scary than the one about an asteroid hurtling towards earth	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
2025	Which is scarier, under my chin or above my head?	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
2026	Oooh, you look like your about to eat Cleveland!	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
2027	Meteor apocalypse tales before bed.	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
2028	Stop it Bronte. Smiles really freak me out.	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
2029	And they use the bones of little children like you to fuel their machines!	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
2030	- Which dinosaur likes rap music? - IDK, bro. - The velociRAPtor HAHAHAHA	1.1810	0.04838	105	91	9	5
2031	With all these balloons overhead nobody is scared of us anymore.	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
2032	Just then, a giant rock fell from the sky!	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
2033	and then, puff, he ended up in Honlea.	1.1810	0.04838	105	91	9	5
2034	No, the little boy isn't stuck between your teeth.	1.1809	0.04268	94	78	15	1
2035	Look! No Cavities.	1.1809	0.05008	94	81	9	4
2036	Our problem is that marshmallows won't be invented for another two million years.	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
2037	I want you to see me in my best light.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
2038	And then, in the woods that night they heard the clink of chain mail. It was St George and he was coming for THEM!!"	1.1809	0.05008	94	81	9	4
2039	Want to hear a scary story?	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
2040	Check out this new fire stick! Not as scary, but way easier on the mouth!	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
2041	Anyone else you carry a torch for?	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
2042	So I said to the guy , hey, want a light "	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
2043	Can you see a zit on my chin?	1.1809	0.05231	94	82	7	5
2044	Then suddenly, the clown's face appeared at the entrance of our cave.	1.1809	0.04268	94	78	15	1
2045	Don't know why they do this, but they are easier to find!	1.1809	0.04268	94	78	15	1
2046	And there was a bright light as the asteroid hit the earth	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
2047	Oh my gosh! You look just like one of the humans in the story when you do that!	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
2048	...and someday, we'll all be gone, but we'll live on in an HBO spinoff series.	1.1802	0.04650	111	96	10	5
2049	Try to look more caring.	1.1802	0.04650	111	96	10	5
2050	And then St. George said…	1.1802	0.03665	111	91	20	0
2051	It’s daylight on a stick." Edith Birdsall, Houston, T	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
2052	And then, the small child leapt into the dragon's den with a nerf-gun!	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
2053	Yeah, that’s scary. Gotta trim those nose hairs.	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
2054	Hey Buddy, it’s about time to listen to your new generation’s amazing ideas.	1.1800	0.04795	100	86	10	4
2055	And then they burn your bones and use them to destroy the earth.	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
2056	And all they could find was our BONES!	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
2057	My teeth are my best asset.	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
2058	Then the hominids will come with their climate change and extinguish us.	1.1798	0.05193	89	77	8	4
2059	Eghads, he looked 20 years younger on Tinder.	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
2060	And then the human jumped out and yelled surprise	1.1792	0.03743	106	87	19	0
2061	And then, his dead bones were strung up in the atrium of a museum!	1.1792	0.04795	106	92	9	5
2062	And now for some scary people stories...	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
2063	worth a thousand words	1.1792	0.04604	106	91	11	4
2064	And there, falling from the sky, was an asteroid! Ahhhh! Ha ha ha. Just kidding.	1.1792	0.03743	106	87	19	0
2065	And then the sprinklers went off!	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
2066	You're such a Diva -- Always hogging the limelight!	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
2067	… When mountains crumble to the sea There will still be you and me.	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
2068	Thinking about reclaiming nature from humans	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
2069	'Not 'That's amore' again, Dino'	1.1789	0.04959	95	82	9	4
2070	The counselor used this light on his face and yelled "Surprise!" to the campers,... right before I ate him.	1.1786	0.04204	84	69	15	0
2071	Then the poor little dinosaurs saw a hideous ball of fire in the sky ... it was getting bigger ...	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
2072	No, not scary enough. I wish there was a two legged soft skinned and delicious species we could terrorize. Maybe someday....	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
2073	Stop that! It's terrifying! You look just like an 8-year-old human!	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
2074	Our appearance is too complex for the wall of a cave.	1.1786	0.05126	84	72	9	3
2075	And then they screamed something about a big rock falling from the sky, but I'm sure it is nothing to worry about.	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
2076	Yea Uncle Morty, that's really scary, but where are the 'smores you promised?	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
2077	This 'good.' Fossil fuels 'bad!' Understand?	1.1786	0.05399	84	73	7	4
2078	And then...they all evolved into — birds."	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
2079	Oh no, not the asteroid story!	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
2080	And then a huge asteroid crashed into the planet…	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
2081	And then a great fireball from the sky crashed into the earth and wiped us all out...Bwaaahaaahaaa!	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
2082	Let's do some karaoke while we're at it. Just for fun.	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
2083	Maybe scarier from the point of view of the guy you ate?	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
2084	Then out of nowhere a giant asteroid hit the earth.	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
2085	Come on man, stop scaring me!	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
2086	Stick with making fire.	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
2087	And then he said "'boo' who?"	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
2088	Hank, don’t! You know I have a thing about monsters in the night…	1.1778	0.05139	90	78	8	4
2089	I call this Godzilla lighting.	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
2090	And then they found the hook attached to the door handle.	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
2091	You can talk when I pass you the flashlight.	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
2092	The flashlight face is really scary, but drop that far-fetched meteor story."	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
2093	Hey, slow down, Rex! Don't worry, you'll be remembered	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
2094	I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity Any girl who isn’t me tonight.	1.1776	0.04753	107	93	9	5
2095	"I still think your breath is scarier..."	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
2096	And they lived happily ever after in endless Jurassic Park sequels.	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
2097	And then an asteroid came and killed them all!	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
2098	We escaped and destroyed everything the humans created. Except this flashlight.	1.1774	0.03975	124	105	16	3
2099	It was a dark and stormy night; 'round the campfire humans sat...	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
2100	Stop it. I'm already scared because I'm sure I heard humans out there.	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
2101	You look like a monster!	1.1771	0.04910	96	83	9	4
2102	I "light up your life"!	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
2103	Hammacher Schlemmer.	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
2104	And then, the knight rode up on his steed wearing asbestos armor carrying a fire extinguisher.	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
2105	And The Rock jumped out of nowhere!	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
2106	I got that part in "The Last of Us".	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
2107	While Impressive,D cells don’t last as long.	1.1765	0.03793	102	84	18	0
2108	And then they'll dig up our skeletons and put them on display for groups of schoolchildren to gawk at!	1.1765	0.04484	85	71	13	1
2109	Light make me look SCARY?	1.1765	0.03707	119	99	19	1
2110	Look at this thing I found after they ran away	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
2111	Will that supersede my patent for fire?	1.1765	0.03894	119	100	17	2
2112	No, you don’t look like a monster.	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
2113	Some say it will be a large falling rock from space that will kill us all, others say the eruption of a giant volcano, but my guess is some kind of virus brought back by the time traveler that give me this flashlight.	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
2114	Thanks to the torchlight! Now, nothing seems scary.	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
2115	And the five little bunnies lived happily every after!	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
2116	I look funny now, don’t I?!	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
2117	And then, on the car-door handle, they found a claw!	1.1765	0.04496	102	87	12	3
2118	Suddenly there came a tapping…	1.1765	0.04409	119	103	11	5
2119	Then they came after the Wooly Mammoth, but since I wasn't a Wooly Mammoth__.	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
2120	Then one night a meteor	1.1765	0.04496	102	87	12	3
2121	Any requests?	1.1765	0.04496	102	87	12	3
2122	I have no idea what it is, but I think it makes me look scarier from this angle.	1.1760	0.04106	125	107	14	4
2123	…and then on the way to her grandmothers house, the light revealed a hungry meat-eating human!	1.1759	0.04712	108	94	9	5
2124	You always say your inventions are going to change the world.	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
2125	This is the story of a shooting star that kept getting bigger and bigger…	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
2126	Don’t worry. We’ll survive on our extincts.	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
2127	Maybe it's me, but all I see is your head between two mountains...so, not scary.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
2128	Blanche Neige avait vraiment grillé ses 7 nains ?	1.1758	0.05086	91	79	8	4
2129	We don't need no stinking moon.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
2130	And then they saw a great ball of fire racing across the sky!	1.1758	0.05086	91	79	8	4
2131	It was a dark and stormy night, as the meteor hurtled through the sky....	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
2132	And all that will be left of us is a pile of bones. The end.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
2133	Who says man invented fire or the flashlight?	1.1758	0.04013	91	75	16	0
2134	See, I told you I could get scarier looking.	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
2135	Ooh, creepy— imitating a human!	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
2136	It’s me, Beowulf!	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
2137	Was that before DLM?	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
2138	And then I went over to them and made this scary face and they just laughed”	1.1754	0.04360	114	98	12	4
2139	The dinosaurs heard a loud whoosh … and then an asteroid appeared!	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
2140	.. and unbeknownst to Smaug, Heracles slipped quietly into the lair!	1.1753	0.03880	97	80	17	0
2141	And they ran and ran but the meteor kept coming!!	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
2142	After they ate the cows, the earth froze.	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
2143	And then they realized…the monster was me!	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
2144	You have no metaphysical presense and have been reduced from historical iconography of wrath and gluttony into a camp characiture just to give some centrist liberal on the Upper West Side a quick snort!	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
2145	Getting your teeth capped DOES make you look 3 centuries younger!	1.1750	0.04275	80	66	14	0
2146	Trust me. This survival training is important!	1.1750	0.04630	80	67	12	1
2147	Sure, it’s plenty bright, but it’s not nearly as warm.	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
2148	Cheer up, Ty. They say some big-time heat is coming...from heaven, no less.	1.1750	0.05562	80	70	6	4
2149	Oh, scare-eee, Uncle Marduk. Now can we make smores?"	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
2150	And just as suddenly as he tiptoed around the dark corner, the triceratops was confronted with the most frightening creature of all: a HUMAN.	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
2151	....and then the used car salesman yanked off his mask to reveal that most reviled, cold-hearted, bloodthirsty of creatures, the dreaded Hollywood entertainment lawyer.	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
2152	Boo! I'm Marjorie Taylor Greene!	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
2153	And the gold turned out to be chocolate coins.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
2154	Thant’s not funny George!!!	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
2155	And then a big asteroid wiped out the entire population	1.1744	0.04116	86	71	15	0
2156	I prefer the warmth of a flame	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
2157	Before Dinosaurs Had Television	1.1744	0.05534	86	76	5	5
2158	We aren’t scary doing this. But the humans certainly are.	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
2159	Using the dwindling power from our flashlight when we have a perfectly good campfire here, I must be... A MONSTERRR!!!	1.1744	0.05281	86	75	7	4
2160	And then, a wild human emerged from the darkness!	1.1743	0.04486	109	94	11	4
2161	I don't know if I like it or not!	1.1743	0.04292	109	93	13	3
2162	And then a huge fireball flew through the sky...	1.1743	0.04292	109	93	13	3
2163	Careful you don't attract Mothra again. Those two little girls ate all our marshmallows.	1.1743	0.04292	109	93	13	3
2164	Jurassic Park VII: Carry on Campersaurus	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
2165	That's not scary at all.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
2166	And then they realized that the real Dragon slayer was me	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
2167	Stop ghosting me!	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
2168	He climbed up the Empire State Building-- and the CGI was bad	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
2169	Now you see me,now you don	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
2170	Hey Brad, you have a wart I never noticed before!	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
2171	Imitating the cruel humans	1.1739	0.04263	92	77	14	1
2172	...and then the evil metal-clad man slayed the young dragon with his sword and rode away with the woman from the tower, and lived a miserable life in a capitalist world...	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
2173	that pink bunny we had for dinner said it would last forever	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
2174	Let’s Scare E-long! Or Best ! Let’s get That Congress Thing! Humans talk about!	1.1739	0.05034	92	80	8	4
2175	I got this from the ancient incinerated city ... pretty scary - eh?	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
2176	Does my head look big in this?	1.1739	0.04263	92	77	14	1
2177	One gray night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
2178	And it wasn't a big fiery ball that destroyed humanity, it was a little box everyone carried in their pockets."	1.1735	0.05030	98	86	7	5
2179	And then the giant meteor hit!	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
2180	Boo! Now I'm Paul Gosar!	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
2181	And . . . after I ate the backpacker, I picked up this cool flashlight!	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
2182	Maybe it will scare the campers, but I honestly just don't feel it.	1.1735	0.05030	98	86	7	5
2183	....and the pink, hairless monkeys made cowboy boots from our skin and wore our teeth around their necks.	1.1735	0.04816	98	85	9	4
2184	And then one night a giant meteor appeared in the sky...	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
2185	..And then something looking like me appeared through the trees.	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
2186	Your teeth look fine, just put away the flashlight already!	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
2187	…Some say that the campfire horror story is a tradition that goes back as far as the early Mesozoic Era.	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
2188	And then they rebuilt with steel.	1.1731	0.03728	104	86	18	0
2189	Hey, I think you've got some leftover pete in your teeth. I'm assuming things didn't end well?	1.1731	0.04622	104	90	10	4
2190	And then, after three days in the cave, HE CAME BACK!”	1.1731	0.03970	104	87	16	1
2191	And then the planet...	1.1731	0.04622	104	90	10	4
2192	Guess it really is light or flight	1.1728	0.04227	81	67	14	0
2193	...and then there's the one about the knight with the golden arm...	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
2194	And then we became extinct. The end.	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
2195	Take this if you're afraid of of the big bad wolf.	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
2196	Then the dragon said, "Prince Charming, your demise looms. You have brought a sword to a fire fight!"	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
2197	Oooooh scary! Now where are the marshmallows?	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
2198	Scary,right?!	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
2199	…and they lived happily ever after!	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
2200	No, not the asteroid story! It’s too scary!	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
2201	Does this flashlight make me look scary?	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
2202	Stop it! You look like a Camp Counselor.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
2203	Not your normal museum teeth.	1.1724	0.04073	87	72	15	0
2204	I keep a flashlight on all night. If I don't, that scary little kid who lives under my nest will try to eat me.	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
2205	After millions of years of evolution, we finally have opposable thumbs...and this is what you do with them?	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
2206	I resent being called a luditte.	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
2207	Stop! That part isn't edible!	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
2208	...and the asteroid appeared to get bigger, and bigger, and bigger!	1.1724	0.04112	116	99	14	3
2209	Not quite. If you really want to scare them, stop flossing your teeth.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
2210	The scariest part of the story is no matter how much I shaved, they still called me the bearded dragon.	1.1720	0.05213	93	82	6	5
2211	... and then they all vanished!	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
2212	... and King Kong reigns over New York City to this very day.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
2213	A meteor?! Fred, have you been listening to those podcasts again?	1.1720	0.04983	93	81	8	4
2214	Does this make me look human?	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
2215	...And then the rodents and the other furry mammals conspired to take over the whole world.	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
2216	Before you go any further, I need to go to the bathroom.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
2217	Call me old fashioned. I prefer a slow burning fire to a slick torch you got from homo sapient	1.1720	0.05432	93	83	4	6
2218	“ I bet you thought I was the boogey man “	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
2219	The downside is that you can’t roast marshmallows on it.	1.1717	0.04549	99	85	11	3
2220	And out stepped a human from the minivan!	1.1717	0.04549	99	85	11	3
2221	So you can make a scary face! Big deal. Where're you gonna get batteries for that thing? Costco?	1.1717	0.04771	99	86	9	4
2222	Seriously ... Pete Davidson, right?	1.1717	0.04982	99	87	7	5
2223	Let me tell you a little story about St. George.	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
2224	Baby baby light my fire	1.1714	0.03696	105	87	18	0
2225	They ate so many of them, the campers came back...up!!	1.1714	0.04581	105	91	10	4
2226	Ooh look out, I'm a scary asteroid!	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
2227	They left this! Do I look scary? Why do they always run away?	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
2228	Legend has it that millions of years from now, tiny people will excavate our bones and reassemble our skeletons.	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
2229	I'm smiling because my feet are warm and I look really scary.	1.1707	0.04181	82	68	14	0
2230	Beam me up Scottie. Get it? Beam? Oh never mind.	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
2231	...and then, the police told her, the calls were coming from INSIDE her cave!!!	1.1707	0.05149	82	71	8	3
2232	…and it’s said that St. George still haunts these woods today!	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
2233	It was ghastly - it walked upright on two legs and had no tail, scales or fiery breath at all!	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
2234	Once upon a time there was a very scary dragon . . .	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
2235	You’re being childish, Marvin.	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
2236	You’re more beautiful than ever	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
2237	One week’s growth.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
2238	...then the sun disappeared and there was a huge fireball that burned for 40 days!	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
2239	It takes a lot more than that to scare me!	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
2240	And suddenly, the paleontologist vanished. They say he still walks these woods.	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
2241	..And when your bones turn to goo.. ..they BURN what’s left!	1.1705	0.05167	88	77	7	4
2242	And the museum was filled with our bones.	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
2243	Did you forget the s’mores?	1.1705	0.04031	88	73	15	0
2244	And then he he came near me and drew his sword and the great Beowulf was defeated.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
2245	And then they rebuilt the park thinking it would be different…	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
2246	He looked something like this!	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
2247	So what! Your face and my ass!	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
2248	And what happened after the meteor hit?	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
2249	I’ve seen THE light.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
2250	Then suddenly! A low moaning voice! Bring me back my eggs!	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
2251	Once upon a time there lived a fat, hideous monster named Harvey Weinstein...	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
2252	Let’s tell scary stories!	1.1702	0.04933	94	82	8	4
2253	Tell me the one about the little old lady hunting for an alligator handbag.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
2254	..and so the Girl Scout banged on the door and whipped out a box of SNICKERDOODLES!!!!	1.1702	0.05160	94	83	6	5
2255	…and all that remained were the cockroaches.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
2256	Then this giant asteroid....	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
2257	You're scaring me	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
2258	Your knight time stories are so scary	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
2259	Look at me, I have a better light! Everybody can look at me! Yes, but I am hot with fire.	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
2260	...then after the asteroid hit, the tiny, hairy, mammals took over the world!	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
2261	And the this big, big rock came out of the sky, and poof!	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
2262	Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman!	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
2263	And in a flash of light, they all ceased to exist… forever	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
2264	My turn to tell a human story!!	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
2265	Let there be fright!	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
2266	Aaaaahhh. That’s the scariest human I’ve ever seen.	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
2267	Don't do that! I won't be able to get to sleep tonight.	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
2268	...and the hairless apes send the planet back to the hot protosaur age...	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
2269	Yes, I’m the enlightened one.	1.1695	0.04047	118	101	14	3
2270	And then the humans started driving electric cars and they stopped relying on our remains.	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
2271	Please tell me this isn’t what you meant by amazing campfire entertainment ?	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
2272	And then they put his remains into a 1982 Toyota Starlet, where he was never heard from again!	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
2273	Switch it to flashing, it's scarier.	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
2274	Once upon a Triassic Period...	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
2275	I feel detached from your tale.	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
2276	And then they pave... EVERYTHING!	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
2277	But instead of a shooting star, it was an asteroid!	1.1688	0.05359	77	67	7	3
2278	I Love A Rainy Night". Bad song choice	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
2279	then the sun went dark and a biiiig rock appeared in the sky...	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
2280	I've given up on fire breathing. This is much more efficient.	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
2281	Yes, yes, they'll look very nice in a museum	1.1687	0.05639	83	74	4	5
2282	The vorpal blade went snicker-snack? You	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
2283	Nah, not working. You're just not scary looking.	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
2284	Don’t look up!	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
2285	Stop it! You're scaring me, Dad!	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
2286	Very Funny. You don't look anything like an asteroid.	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
2287	And the asteroid got closer and closer...	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
2288	How do you feel about extinction?	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
2289	I bet humans do this, then tell stories about us.	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
2290	Only then did they notice the hook on the end of her tail.	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
2291	I can see that you are very hungry, but be patient. The kids will be here with Beyond Meat hotdogs before you know it.	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
2292	They were telling some story about us and one of them was doing this with the flashlight... anyway yeah I ate all those kids.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
2293	Yeah, yeah. We've heard the one about the big asteroid that's going to wipe us all out. Got anything really scary?	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
2294	If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, overhead soft halo light.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
2295	Looks like somebody isn't flossing.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
2296	It was a knightmare.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
2297	And, from out of nowhere, comes hurtling a giant boulder!	1.1684	0.04884	95	83	8	4
2298	Behold, am I not beautiful?	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
2299	...and he reached out with her fleshy hand and roasted - a marshmallow!	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
2300	Ask me a question and you'll see if I'm telling the truth.	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
2301	I think they make me look a million years younger, don't you?	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
2302	And then Biden stepped into the shower with his daughter...	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
2303	My Uncle Trumposaurus says your campfire stories about a horrible meteorite are too impossible to be frightening.	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
2304	Dude, he woke up in a tar pit and his gizzard had been surgically removed	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
2305	You are the spitting image of your mother.	1.1683	0.04682	101	88	9	4
2306	Telling ghost stories around the camp-fire goes back millions of years!	1.1682	0.04300	107	92	12	3
2307	Ohhh! You are a tyrant! Julius? Do me a favor. GROW UP!!	1.1682	0.04500	107	93	10	4
2308	Oh No,” he shuddered. That tasty-looking body he soon discovered was made of aluminum.	1.1682	0.04692	107	94	8	5
2309	Cut it out, Spike! No more creepy mammal stories!	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
2310	And when they looked under the bed, they found... an asteroid!	1.1667	0.04091	84	70	14	0
2311	Then humans developed fusion technology and there was no longer enough radiation to create baby Godzillas.	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
2312	How in Hell's name did you learn to operate a flashlight!?	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
2313	What's scary about a boy named Jackie Paper, some strings & sealing wax?	1.1667	0.05600	78	69	5	4
2314	He looked under his bed…AND THERE WAS AN ASTEROID!	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
2315	I heard batteries are made by a bunny.	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
2316	It's Karaoke night	1.1667	0.04837	96	84	8	4
2317	I can't wait until they invent floss.	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
2318	And then the boy scout jumped out and said, "My therapist will never believe this!"	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
2319	You forgot the marshmallows, Again!"	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
2320	Booo! I'm a meat eater!	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
2321	Do ya think they'll recognize me from Jurassic park?" tracy brown, san rafael, c	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
2322	I know you like scary stories, but these humans are going to give me nightmares!	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
2323	And PUFF was never seen again	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
2324	This is me in a previous life	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
2325	Can we store heat,in case there’s an ice age?	1.1667	0.04837	96	84	8	4
2326	…then the knight got off his horse and said…GOTCHA!	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
2327	That’s when they raised the social security benefit age to 68.	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
2328	Ooooh! I’m a human!	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
2329	Hideous! Who does your injections.	1.1667	0.05294	78	68	7	3
2330	Whoa Larry! That's the scariest face I've seen since the Jurassic period!	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
2331	Bring on global warming!”	1.1667	0.04263	108	93	12	3
2332	It doesn't work. You're just too handsome!	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
2333	There’s No Business Like Show Business Like No Business I Know….	1.1667	0.04843	102	90	7	5
2334	You really gotta come up with something new to scare the kids.	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
2335	Grrr! I’m a big bad human.	1.1667	0.05059	90	79	7	4
2336	We should bury this stuff next to our wheel before the next age gets underway.	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
2337	And then… he slipped into his sandals — while wearing socks!	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
2338	No, it's Energizer. I ate the very annoying bunny.	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
2339	And then the prince kissed her!	1.1667	0.04263	108	93	12	3
2340	0oooh, another scary one…or is that just you smiling?	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
2341	And their arms are almost as long as their legs.	1.1667	0.03616	120	101	18	1
2342	…then the frog turned into a prince and they lived happily ever after!	1.1667	0.04247	78	65	13	0
2343	Stop it! Wait for the kids to show up!	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
2344	I tell you, this laser sword is pretty useless	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
2345	At this point the flashlight is simply a formality	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
2346	As the T-Rex's massive teeth crushed the bones of the last human alive, he cried out, "That meteor story was bullshit!"	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
2347	So this skin care routine I found on tiktok…	1.1667	0.05311	84	74	6	4
2348	Suddenly , three really scary teenagers jumped out of the dark! So I ate them!	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
2349	And then he said 'Let's play a little game. I've taped the antidote to your back. All you have to do is grab and you live.'	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
2350	No, I wouldn't call it gilding the lily.	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
2351	That 2nd chin is pretty scary.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
2352	IS THIS SCARY ENOUGH?	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
2353	They believed us when we told them we were selling campfire cookies!	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
2354	…And there was no Universal Health Care…	1.1667	0.03721	114	96	17	1
2355	Don't be scared, it's called an evolutionary anachronism.	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
2356	And then Trevor from accounts payable walked by my desk a THIRD TIME!	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
2357	And THEN, the evil townspeople called the fire department on the poor old dragon.	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
2358	And then the disgusting child woke the sleeping little dragon...	1.1651	0.04423	109	95	10	4
2359	And then they saved fifteen percent on their cave insurance.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
2360	just then she realized, it was the very same orange-haired, blob-like creature, evilly grinning at her … from behind the Resolute Desk	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
2361	Now you get to see the real me at night.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
2362	Daaaaddd! Stop with those scary faces!!	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
2363	It saves on the heartburn.	1.1650	0.03676	103	86	17	0
2364	Where did you find D-cell batteries so long after the holidays?	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
2365	There they were, the creatures with cell phones for hands...	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
2366	And when the dragon opened the door to the tower, the princess wasn't there!	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
2367	Wait...you ate your own right arm?	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
2368	suddenly ghastly George appeared and he was No Saint!	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
2369	please not scary human stories again!	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
2370	I always wanted to be in the spotlight. Born to be a star	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
2371	Don't, it makes you look like a monster!	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
2372	An Asteroid? No way!	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
2373	I'm pretty sure the Chinese Balloon can't track us here	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
2374	Glad to see you leaning in.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
2375	And then the asteroid got closer....and closer...until...	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
2376	...and so, on dark nights like this one, the headless cartoonist searches for incongruous tropes and a flashlight, just like this one.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
2377	You are so much bigger in person than on Zoom.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
2378	Your terrifying human face needs some work.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
2379	Sorry, Ralph, I'm just not buying it.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
2380	I still think they taste better cooked over the open flame.	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
2381	Eeeeek, look, I'm a scary monster ...	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
2382	So he says to me…’I’m gonna slay you’ and I say to him…’Georgie, you ain’t no saint’.	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
2383	Flossing - I’ve never heard of it	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
2384	And the human was in the backseat!	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
2385	Bloody ferns! Bloooooooooooody ferns!	1.1648	0.05245	91	81	5	5
2386	Before you show that off to our dates, you might want to know you have food stuck between your teeth.	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
2387	Who do I look most like?	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
2388	Don't do that... you're scaring me!	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
2389	Once upon a time, there lived a species known as humans who doomed the world.	1.1648	0.03911	91	76	15	0
2390	Pretty scary Halloween outfit, right?	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
2391	Travolta, Godzilla, The Joker, Julia Roberts -- I can do them all.	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
2392	Stop it, Sharon, you know I can’t handle stories with princes in them, not after the incident!	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
2393	You should have seen how I scared that stegosaurus that was sleeping in the woods.	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
2394	You look like Godzilla after eating Tokyo.	1.1647	0.04047	85	71	14	0
2395	Didn't I tell you that if we tried hard we could light a fire.	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
2396	Slowly, in the darkness, the magic spell made his arms longer, and longer, until suddenly…HE COULD SCRATCH HIS BACK!	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
2397	Old folks say, the species that made this kind of stuff had disappeared after a big asteroid explosion	1.1647	0.04047	85	71	14	0
2398	It's not the dark you have to worry about, it's the things that go bump in the night.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
2399	Scared? Do I look like Trump?	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
2400	One day,a comet appeared	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
2401	Yeah, that outta keep the mosquitos away.	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
2402	Forget about it, Jake. I'm not in the mood.	1.1647	0.05252	85	75	6	4
2403	...and every midnight the ghost of St George passes through this neck of the woods.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
2404	And so this asteroid comes streaking out of the sky and kills us all!	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
2405	In the year 2023, you'll be anthropomorphized	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
2406	…pollution led to severe climate change and eventually to human extinction….	1.1638	0.04733	116	104	5	7
2407	I dare you to run by the tar pits & listen for the cheers from Saudi Arabia.	1.1635	0.04555	104	91	9	4
2408	…. the tar is oozing down the mountain heading straight for us…	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
2409	Sing it with me -- "Blue Moon...."	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
2410	Wanna see me start another fire?	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
2411	Then out of nowhere, a giant asteroid landed on their heads!!	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
2412	Want to see something really scary?	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
2413	And then the SECOND ICE AGE CAME!	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
2414	Nice effect, but as usual the moon is backwards.	1.1633	0.04743	98	86	8	4
2415	Very scary, Gary.	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
2416	You should have seen the look on the guys face that dropped this!	1.1633	0.04960	98	87	6	5
2417	Don't be frightened, I promise this story isn't too scary. It's the story of us."	1.1633	0.03753	98	82	16	0
2418	And then the hungry monster in the forest ran out of campers to eat!	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
2419	One stormy night, a hit movie demonized us as theme park monsters!	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
2420	Where’d you get the flashlight?	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
2421	Dude, waaay scarier than lighting your farts.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
2422	Wait till they find out we track their GPS!!	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
2423	And then the T-Rex fired up his chainsaw	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
2424	Glad that fellow could do time travel. I was really hungry after the fire in the sky.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
2425	...and legend says that in that lake over there, there are lurking trilobites who survived the last extinction.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
2426	You're not quite ready for your close-up.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
2427	The monster trembled with fear as the closet door opened and a voice said, ‘Does this spark joy’?	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
2428	Oh, fuck!	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
2429	Would you quit fucking around with that flashlight I’m about to shit myself over here.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
2430	The door creaked open slowly and it was a .....HUMAN!!!!...	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
2431	Do you think the Botox was a good idea?	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
2432	and then there were no more children to eat	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
2433	Now for this one, I've gotta look scary!"	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
2434	The lighting does you no favours	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
2435	It's great to finally meet in person!	1.1628	0.04004	86	72	14	0
2436	I am the light !	1.1628	0.04004	86	72	14	0
2437	And after I pulled away, I found a cute teen-ager's hand pulled off and clinging to my car's door handle!	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
2438	You're telling me the big bad meteor came down one night and killed EVERYBODY?	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
2439	Real scary Billy, what’s next, a snipe hunt?	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
2440	This mammalian invasion has already begun, and in a short 65 million years, they'll be in charge.	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
2441	squeak, scrunch...and then Puff jumped in fright when the knight in rusty armor appeared.	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
2442	And then….. their bones and everything were dug up and put on display for everybody to see!!	1.1628	0.05194	86	76	6	4
2443	Do my eyes look too red?	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
2444	Does this light make my face greener?	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
2445	Are you also thinking we’re cloned from the same DNA?	1.1625	0.05169	80	70	7	3
2446	Hon, if I cover the center of the flashlight, we’ll have a nice ring light for our Zoom calls.	1.1625	0.04151	80	67	13	0
2447	You really need to floss.	1.1625	0.05169	80	70	7	3
2448	. . . and as the plane readied for took off, there were 20 toddlers in poopy diapers screaming and kicking the chairs, and the pilot said we would be delayed on the runway for at least 2 hours.	1.1625	0.05467	80	71	5	4
2449	They dug up the bones of our ancestors from deep fissures in the mountains, and they burned them, burned them all!	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
2450	And then all the MILFs found out that the men at the manor were actually their sons	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
2451	How is that a turn on?	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
2452	Not another meteor story!	1.1622	0.05451	74	65	6	3
2453	Doesn't work, still look just like a T-rex.	1.1622	0.04314	74	62	12	0
2454	Want to hear a fossil story?	1.1622	0.03740	111	94	16	1
2455	And then he did his taxes, but he forgot to claim a dependant!	1.1622	0.04348	111	97	10	4
2456	And they laughed…as they used our desecrated bodies as FUEL!	1.1622	0.05451	74	65	6	3
2457	He: See, I call it karaoke; She: You need a mic not a flashlight	1.1622	0.04532	111	98	8	5
2458	…and then the big, bad meteor crashed into the earth.	1.1622	0.04348	111	97	10	4
2459	I forgot the marshmallows.	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
2460	That’s so sick.	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
2461	You'll have to go beyond this to scare a city, Godzilla.	1.1619	0.04514	105	92	9	4
2462	And he had a hook for a tail!	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
2463	And then, without warning, comes this huge rock from above, wiping out all the dinosaurs on earth.	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
2464	2 dragons sittin by the fire, iko iko a nae	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
2465	Do I have any smores in my teeth?	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
2466	….and then the fire-breathing dragon used his last breath to start a campfire before he killed the only other fire-breathing dragon. Now go to your tent and get some sleep.	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
2467	He froze as he entered the museum. It was his mom and dad; only their skeletons.	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
2468	And there he was, with smooth, white teeth and fresh breath!	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
2469	Boo! OMG! Fooled ya'. It' is I, MTG"	1.1616	0.04698	99	87	8	4
2470	WHOA! That could only be scarier if you were wearing one of those creepy human masks.	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
2471	And that is why, we dragons are not allowed to blow candles on our birthday.	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
2472	I'll have what she's having	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
2473	And they kept their bones for millions of years so that human children could point at them.	1.1613	0.03835	93	78	15	0
2474	Are we trying to heat up the whole planet? Use this.	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
2475	But after converting the lair’s mountain of gold to crypto, the market collapsed!	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
2476	Okay this is gunna be a scary one… Humans.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
2477	Your beauty shines in that light.	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
2478	And then they say we have short arms and can never reach anything...	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
2479	You’re scarier in the dark.	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
2480	Have you ever heard of an asteroid?	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
2481	And then it said, ‘no internet connection’	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
2482	...and then this huge fireball appears in the sky and keeps getting closer, and closer, until ...	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
2483	How do I look now?...I don't think that's what they meant when they said try a filter.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
2484	Stop trying to cheer me up. You know I hate fire when I'm not breathing it.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
2485	There’s so many conspiracy theories…global cooling… asteroids… You just don’t know what to believe…	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
2486	Then out of the blue comes this huge meteorite hurtling straight towards us	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
2487	Wadday mean, I went to the plastic surgeon today and won’t need another lifting. Also, my dentist said I don’t need braces anymore. My teeth are all perfect. See?	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
2488	There's a note attached that says "when the asteroid hits, you might need this". What the hell does that mean?	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
2489	John…don’t look now, but there’s a meteor heading straight towards us	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
2490	Too late, he remembered he wasn't in Europe anymore! The 32 on the gauge was in... Fahrenheit!!!	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
2491	Sorry — you don’t have the nostrils to make that work.	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
2492	Are you petrified yet?	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
2493	You forgot the smores?	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
2494	They’ll invent the wheel next	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
2495	I bought it online and it shines for up to 5 miles.	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
2496	... and it was a knight !	1.1605	0.04104	81	68	13	0
2497	And then the little pink bunny says "I love you!"	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
2498	And then there was this huge ball of fire in the sky....	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
2499	No more scary extinction stories!	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
2500	And then this big fireball began plummeting toward Earth.	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
2501	You’re gonna give me nightmares!	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
2502	…then the little orange dot got bigger and bigger and BIGGER, until it was all they could see”	1.1600	0.04262	75	63	12	0
2503	Why must you always be in the limelight, Godzilla?	1.1600	0.05383	75	66	6	3
2504	...and then this large, green spiked fire breathing ogre...	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
2505	I'd like to thank the academy for finally choosing a reptile, not that they had a choice after we ate all the mammals.	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
2506	...and in the car door handle, they found a tiny prosthetic arm with a hook on the end.	1.1596	0.03797	94	79	15	0
2507	Wooooooo! I'm a big scary human!	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
2508	Does this make my teeth look big?	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
2509	And That’s What Humans Will Use Us For When We’re Crude Oil	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
2510	You know I can't stand it when you make that scary human face!	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
2511	What are you trying to do? Scare me?	1.1596	0.03797	94	79	15	0
2512	Then the knight said, 'I come in peace', and I was like 'yeah right, I was born at night, but not last night!'	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
2513	The Chicxulub crater started the mass extinction, and then the mammals took over.	1.1596	0.03797	94	79	15	0
2514	They were called humans. They roamed the Earth during the day. They looked like this.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
2515	Suddenly a spot of light appeared in the sky. It quickly grew in size and in just a minute it covered the entire sky. It was a comet. The biggest comet earth ever sade! MOAHAHAHAHA!!!!	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
2516	There was a prophecy that the dinosaur race would be wiped out by a celestial rock and our world ruled by descendants of FURLESS MONKEYS.	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
2517	There was once a tv show with a friendly purple dinosaur...	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
2518	And then, and then, and then they went to SLEEP.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
2519	It did taste great, but you should have seen the look on its face when I grabbed this thing and held it under my jaw.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
2520	& then the ‘dawn’ of civilization	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
2521	I knew we were better at hide-and-seek.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
2522	Then Little Jackie Paper grew up...	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
2523	And then, I big white balloon got caught in his tail wind.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
2524	And his fossil was forever misgendered	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
2525	I got this idea last night.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
2526	And legend says, apes are next in line to talk.	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
2527	... and there, under the bed, crouched St. George!	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
2528	Can you believe this beautiful face scared them away?	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
2529	Then when he tried to scream, all that came out was, "Puff..."	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
2530	Don’t joke about that! My cousin Jerry died by that asteroid	1.1591	0.03921	88	74	14	0
2531	…and when the baby dragon was born, his mother named him GEORGE!	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
2532	"And then, the orange-faced monster said, 'we should get rid of the constitution,' and all the people who had not drunk the kool-aid were very afraid."	1.1589	0.04629	107	95	7	5
2533	Let's find some campers and give them a really big scare.	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
2534	Does this make me look like a monster?	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
2535	If it’s too scary I can scale it back.	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
2536	And that's why dragons are becoming extinct."	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
2537	Where the hell did you get that flashlight?	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
2538	…then the operator says, "Watch out! The call is coming from INSIDE the dungeon!"	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
2539	And then all life on earth will be destroyed by ice. Or a meteor. Or a forest fire.	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
2540	And then they’ll dig up your bones!	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
2541	Did you know that a good jest can survive extinction?	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
2542	And after been buried for thousand of years, one moonless night his liquified body oozed out of the ground as black tar. His revenge: the gangrenous destruction of the earth!	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
2543	Give me my flashlight back asshole.	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
2544	"I bought a flashlight; since the fire will extinguish by itself!!"	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
2545	And then, they elected him president…	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
2546	And then the asteroid came out of the sky, and...	1.1584	0.04390	101	88	10	3
2547	And then his mom called him home for dinner.	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
2548	You shoulda seen it! That camper’s face got THIS big when I swallowed her whole.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
2549	What do you mean pass the torch?	1.1584	0.03651	101	85	16	0
2550	Cool story bro-saurus. Did you bring the marshmallows?	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
2551	Chin up knucklehead.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
2552	And the operator said, "the call is coming from inside your own cave!"	1.1584	0.04610	101	89	8	4
2553	. . . and then the human realized he forgot his password to his Bitcoin wallet!	1.1584	0.04390	101	88	10	3
2554	Um...Donald Trump?	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
2555	I like to warm my feet before I go out to catch my dinner	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
2556	And then the humans crashed into the cave and the little dragon hid behind a big rock...	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
2557	And the comet hit the planet, and the dinosaurs were never heard from again!	1.1584	0.04390	101	88	10	3
2558	And hanging right there was — a bloody hook!	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
2559	The calls were coming from INSIDE the dungeon!	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
2560	what's a hitchhiker?	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
2561	And then they were turned into nuggets	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
2562	I think that’s enough Broadway show tunes for tonight.	1.1579	0.05316	76	67	6	3
2563	And then Red Riding Hood said: "Grandma, my what sharp teeth you have..."	1.1579	0.05636	76	68	4	4
2564	Well if we don't move to green energy we might extinct	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
2565	...and then they cloned us and put us on an island behind locked gates.	1.1579	0.04608	76	65	10	1
2566	Whoo, now that's scarry	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
2567	We must be related, it can breathe light.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
2568	You just had to ruin karaoke by eating the spotlight operator, didn't you?	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
2569	It came from outer space...	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
2570	Once upon a time, there were these creatures that wanted to rule the world, but they were very bad. These creatures were called Politicians.....	1.1579	0.04807	95	84	7	4
2571	We're the last two dinosaurs and if you don't stop with the jokes, we're going to be extinct.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
2572	Do I have any Stegosaurus in my teeth?	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
2573	And then the lights came on and everyone SCREAMED!	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
2574	Let’s just order in tonight.	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
2575	And after all that - here's the really spooky part - he became an herbivore!	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
2576	It’s so much fun to make believe I’m ferocious	1.1579	0.04608	76	65	10	1
2577	Yeah…really scary Ray. Now do the red strobe…	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
2578	The luminosity is great, but there's nothing like the campfire for warming my cold-blooded toes.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
2579	Dragons are scary. Giant dragons are scarier. Light is scariest.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
2580	If you're doing that Great Pumpkin schtick, you're in the wrong comic.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
2581	They called him Saint George, but we called him Devil’	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
2582	This story's about a very scary knight - spelled with a k!	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
2583	We have nothing to fear but fear itself," it said. I laughed in its face and said "Fear These!"	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
2584	And that's why dragons only have three toes on each foot and no wings. Any questions?	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
2585	And just before I ate him he had this up to his chin telling everyone about the goblins out here.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
2586	Let me tell you a scaly story.	1.1573	0.03881	89	75	14	0
2587	And then the meteor struck!	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
2588	And then I ate the man with a hook for a hand.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
2589	… and then the scary monsters said boo and scared all of the children.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
2590	You probably should floss before you start. You've got part of Harajuku stuck in your teeth and it's freaking me out.	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
2591	And after the bones are liquified they burn them! But we shall have revenge...	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
2592	You can keep your fire!	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
2593	And the lord said “let there be light”	1.1573	0.05028	89	79	6	4
2594	I know, but if I use this flashlight it will really scare the kids.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
2595	...but it turns out the knight's armor clanking was coming from inside the cave!	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
2596	They ate smores, didn't get their boosters and become extinct!	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
2597	Even though you know it’s me, the scary torch trick never fails.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
2598	Nothing is going to be any scarier than what you did to the s'mores.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
2599	And then the monsters fed on our remains for hundreds of years in order to destroy the Earth!	1.1569	0.04567	102	90	8	4
2600	The two-legged creature we saw running around with this light stick: well, he was good eating , but this dumb stick got caught in my teeth.	1.1569	0.04350	102	89	10	3
2601	... and that's who built this fire before we got here!	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
2602	We have three lights (the moon, the flashlight and the bonfire) and our faces show that we don´t understand anything yet.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
2603	And the monster looked like….!!!	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
2604	Cut it out! You're scaring me.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
2605	Do my teeth look yellow to you?	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
2606	Cool, Dino. You're good enough to sing with Puff and Barney.	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
2607	The scariest part of the story is yet to come: the 2024 United States presidential election!	1.1566	0.05279	83	74	5	4
2608	Whitening strips are good for my smile.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
2609	And they called it Jurassic Park despite most of the dinosaurs being…from the Mesozoic Era!	1.1566	0.05279	83	74	5	4
2610	...and that's when she realized that the call was coming from INSIDE the cave!	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
2611	But then suddenly St. George jumped out and said 'Boo!'	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
2612	Bigger, Sharper, Whiter, Paleodentistry Yeah!	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
2613	Last curtain call before the asteroid.	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
2614	...and the horrible creatures without any scales just kept coming and coming and coming... BILLIONS of them!	1.1566	0.04014	83	70	13	0
2615	And when they got home,they found a hand with an opposable thumb lodged in the car door!	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
2616	Fire-breathing alone is not enough to scare anyone. You also need uplighting.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
2617	And so he BURNED the throne to a crisp forcing them to form a democracy. The End.	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
2618	The scariest story of them all, 'When Humans Walked the Earth.'" They called themselves Republicans and Democrats	1.1565	0.04205	115	101	10	4
2619	I get it... you're scary. Can we call it a night already?	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
2620	Then the little hairy creatures made buildings to come stare at our corpses for their entertainment	1.1562	0.04759	96	85	7	4
2621	It was a fleshy visage… no scales, none at all—just bare flesh and a blue-eyed smile that nearly made me faint.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
2622	Let me guess -- a late-night comic?	1.1562	0.03725	96	81	15	0
2623	I flossed...come and look for yourself if you don't believe me.	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
2624	And then the paleontologist monster dug up our graves and made statues from our bones!	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
2625	But when they got out of the car, they saw one tiny detached arm dangling from the side-view mirror.	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
2626	It may not be so dramatic but it eliminates that awful acid reflux burn.	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
2627	Incredible! You OWN Boris Karloff!	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
2628	And then he kissed the princess and they fell in love!	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
2629	Frank, will you please quit i? It makes you look cute, and it scares me to see you like that!	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
2630	And then the humans chop down all the trees in the forest!	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
2631	And then an asteroid hit...Boom!	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
2632	What do you think? Time to see the dentist?	1.1558	0.04161	77	65	12	0
2633	Like I said, you’re not scaring me and you’re not the least bit funny, but keep it up and it will be the end of us.	1.1558	0.05250	77	68	6	3
2634	Just in case the fire burns out.	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
2635	The year is 2023, and everyone thinks we’re extinct.	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
2636	And then along comes Saint George …	1.1556	0.03842	90	76	14	0
2637	...and the asteroid was getting closer...and closer...and closer	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
2638	Want to makeup a scary human story?	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
2639	Do I look like a damsel in distress now?	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
2640	Wow! it does make you look thinner.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
2641	And then suddenly, over your shoulder you catch a glimpse of it, a flaming rock!	1.1556	0.03842	90	76	14	0
2642	You don't really look any different to me!!!	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
2643	This is so romantic but next time please bring some marshmallows.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
2644	Then she looked right at him and said, “The Dinosaur you talked to couldn’t have been Pisanosaurus. He went extinct in the late Triassic period!”	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
2645	In a parallel universe this is hilarious!	1.1556	0.04975	90	80	6	4
2646	and, when I finally got home, I found a hand stuck in my rear molars!	1.1556	0.03842	90	76	14	0
2647	Floss that camper crud before you go to sleep tonight funny man.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
2648	And then their life was controlled by a the hand computer called a cell phone.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
2649	... but why didn't he just roast the knight?	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
2650	...and then WHAM, the meteor hit!	1.1548	0.03970	84	71	13	0
2651	Then Jackie Paper came no more!	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
2652	It may not be as scary, but it has a lower carbon footprint than breathing fire.	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
2653	Not one with the humans again. They're too freakin' creepy.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
2654	Believe me, you look much more terrifying like this!	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
2655	Now THAT is scary ! You like just like my Ex !	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
2656	…and the giant asteroid will hit the Earth…	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
2657	And then the vegan mammoth appeared...	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
2658	And then the dragon blew out snowflakes instead of fire	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
2659	Stop it, you know I'm afraid of the knight.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
2660	Evolution is fake news. Our kids will never be salamanders.	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
2661	And then there were no cities left to terrorize.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
2662	And then all of a sudden,his breath smelled minty and cool.	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
2663	And then the EPA auditor said we could never breathe fire ever again …	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
2664	And they will fuel their machines with our remains!	1.1538	0.05186	78	69	6	3
2665	One day, when you least expect it... Bam! You look.up at the sky and there it is, burning like a star, The Mad Meteor coming to get you!	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
2666	They have smooth skin, rounded teeth, and thumbs used to grab you in the middle of the night.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
2667	Do you think this expression will scare the others?	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
2668	Very funny, y'old fossil!	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
2669	It was then that he realized that the call was coming from inside the lair!	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
2670	… and it’s got a rechargeable battery, so it’s better for the environment.	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
2671	Then they started burning our liquified corpses to power their machinery!	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
2672	No spinach, but there's a piece of tunic.	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
2673	Welcome to Jurassic Park VII.	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
2674	Quit that! You look like a human being.	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
2675	It'll never catch on. Not much heat.	1.1538	0.04855	78	68	8	2
2676	climate change is a hoax	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
2677	But I don't want to be in movies, I want to be an Influencer."	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
2678	Once upon a time, long long ago, there was a fiery asteroid that crashed into the earth...	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
2679	First we tell scary stories, then we roast sticky things that get stuck in our teeth.	1.1538	0.04855	78	68	8	2
2680	And then he could't reach them!	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
2681	Wow, just as I was getting to grips with this new fire thing,	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
2682	You don't scare me.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
2683	Asteroids - Ha! This’ll really scare you.	1.1538	0.04484	104	92	8	4
2684	Hah! I've seen much scarier faces than that!	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
2685	…and then an asteroid crashed into the earth and there was no more sunlight	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
2686	The time traveler also gave me some good investment tips.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
2687	Quit it! You look really creepy!	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
2688	And then there’s this woman Cersei who’s not not married to her brother ….	1.1538	0.04855	78	68	8	2
2689	But we survive the meteor and many millions of years later our advanced civilization and brilliant individuals are honored in great museums.	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
2690	My name is Bud. This is my light. Can I get you a beer?	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
2691	And then the asteroid appeared in the sky...	1.1531	0.04667	98	87	7	4
2692	King Kong ain't got nothing on me!	1.1531	0.03656	98	83	15	0
2693	And that’s who lives happily ever after.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
2694	The time traveller dropped the flashlight before I ate her.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
2695	You're wasting batteries, and who the hell is Fiorello La Guardia?	1.1529	0.05160	85	76	5	4
2696	I like to use this when I'm telling scary stories.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
2697	I didn't invent fire for this nonsense!	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
2698	Eeeeek!!! You look so human!!!	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
2699	It's called, "The Museum of Natural History"...	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
2700	And then the big rock fell from the sky ...	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
2701	Silence of the Dinos That night, the vicious little rodents slipped silently into Godzilla’s nest, ripped open the bellies of her babies, and ate their livers with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
2702	OK,you're right,it does make you look scarier.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
2703	Scary? Actually, I think it makes you look sweet!	1.1529	0.05160	85	76	5	4
2704	And they are called humans…	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
2705	Greg, your feet are terrifying	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
2706	You think YOU’RE scary?	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
2707	NOW, can't you see why I need liposuction on my neck?	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
2708	...and that's why we wear costumes when camping.	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
2709	I don't know why they do it either, they all taste the same.	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
2710	I just peed myself. .	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
2711	How do you like my teeth?	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
2712	And this thing here has to be the worst weapon ever.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
2713	And then they served dragon fruit!	1.1522	0.04872	92	82	6	4
2714	Oh, lighten up, Rex. I'm just having a Jurassic lark!	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
2715	And when he knocked down the skyscraper... NO ONE SCREAMED! No reaction at all from the townspeople!!!	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
2716	Works every time!	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
2717	I really think it shows my better features.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
2718	Make my wife extinct, please!	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
2719	I don't get it...this really killed at the Boy Scout camp.	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
2720	And then the ghost, who looked like the Loch Ness Monster only hotter, let out a piercing scream!	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
2721	And then a great comet hits and Dinos become Di-“no’s”	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
2722	The asteroid grew bigger and bigger …	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
2723	I get it, you're scary but you don't need a flashlight to prove it.	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
2724	How about this? Am I scary yet?	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
2725	There once was a rock that flew through the sky...	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
2726	And then the big rock from the sky crashed into the earth and wiped out all the Dinosaurs and humans were left to rule the world.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
2727	Aw, man, I'll kill myself if I have to hear karaoke again.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
2728	You promised me castles and royalty.	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
2729	it's no good, ed, the days when we could scare eachother silly are gone	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
2730	Mom said those tar pits were just a myth	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
2731	T "Stuff like this is why the kids don't want to join us.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
2732	Eek! It does make you look friendly.	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
2733	Jurassic Park and Campground	1.1519	0.05124	79	70	6	3
2734	shit man, that's scary	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
2735	The invention of sushi	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
2736	I think I’ll audition for the next Jurassic Park.	1.1519	0.05124	79	70	6	3
2737	Yeah, this was right after I finished the wheel!	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
2738	Any king in my teeth?	1.1519	0.05124	79	70	6	3
2739	Don’t do that without your makeup on.	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
2740	I'm beginning to believe we're an anachronism.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
2741	Now for the true story of my tall tail…	1.1519	0.04064	79	67	12	0
2742	That’s great honey, but now we have no money for groceries.	1.1519	0.05124	79	70	6	3
2743	And then, instead of peeling the string cheese apart, he raised the entire stick to his mouth... and took a bite!	1.1518	0.04432	112	100	7	5
2744	... and then a giant ball of fire crossed the sky, pointing towards planet Earth!	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
2745	And then the princess says, "The other dragon was much cuter..."	1.1515	0.04840	99	89	5	5
2746	Honey….again? Shadow puppet theater with T-Rex arms?	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
2747	Did you ever hear the one about "fossil fuel"?	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
2748	...and a meteor came and wiped them all out!	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
2749	That's when he learned the knight's armour was harder than dragon teeth!	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
2750	Then you realize they haven't showered in three days...	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
2751	That’s right, from a geologic period piece to a tired movie franchise!	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
2752	Just then the Microraptor screamed "You fools! It's not a comet, it's an asteroid!"	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
2753	Suddenly Anna looked up and saw the meteor.	1.1512	0.03885	86	73	13	0
2754	I saw a bunch of Boy Scouts do this…scary huh?	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
2755	Sorry Paul. You’re still not very scary.	1.1512	0.05103	86	77	5	4
2756	If you had not scared the camper away you would not have had only his toothpaste for dinner	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
2757	And this light in the sky got bigger....and BIGGER....	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
2758	Just a click scares them off.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
2759	Do I LOOK oily?!	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
2760	It's me!	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
2761	And then a huge glowing rock from the Ghostosaurus Planet will appear in the sky...	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
2762	Fire, then light! Soon we’ll have cars!	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
2763	I have a very scary story for you and it's about me!	1.1512	0.03885	86	73	13	0
2764	...and then the herd of unicorns stampeded	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
2765	Knock knock. Whose there? Me!	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
2766	See these teeth? That’s why we don’t need to floss.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
2767	Jeez…this prehistoric reenactment summer camp is really committed to staying in character ..	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
2768	Are you sure there is no spinach caught in there?	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2769	Extinction, now that's frightening.	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
2770	And then, from off in the distance, what appeared to be a meteor…	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
2771	… and that’s why I put my hoard into a 401k.	1.1507	0.05403	73	65	5	3
2772	And then the boogey man threw a mile-wide meteor into the Yucatan and killed all the good dinosaurs!	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
2773	Stop it! That makes you look so scary!	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
2774	...she slowly opened the door, and then she saw the face of the human from the black swamp!	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
2775	How could you leave the marshmallows in the car?	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
2776	Great. Now I'm going to be up all night worrying about a prince.	1.1505	0.03728	93	79	14	0
2777	You'll get your turn in a minute.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
2778	And no one was spared.	1.1505	0.03728	93	79	14	0
2779	Blair Witch Dino-Bitch!	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
2780	And then they made oil out of our bones!	1.1505	0.04822	93	83	6	4
2781	And sixty-six billion years from now your remains will be used to power motor vehicles.	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
2782	It wasn't funny the first time...	1.1505	0.03728	93	79	14	0
2783	Do my teeth look any whiter?	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
2784	The last time I saw that I fell off my anthropod.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
2785	Happy Valentine's Day!	1.1505	0.04822	93	83	6	4
2786	It's like our last hoorah down here on the planet and you're trying to scare me with that – get real.	1.1505	0.03728	93	79	14	0
2787	Tell me Ted, did I get all the spinach out of my teeth?	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
2788	They thought this was scary till I showed up.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
2789	The mutterings of the smooth-skinned mammals were coming from…inside the cave!	1.1500	0.04017	80	68	12	0
2790	Sorry, it’s going to take more than that to make you look scary.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
2791	. . . and suddenly, he saw plants . . . everywhere . . . NOTHING but plants!	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
2792	Then all the humans grabbed their pitchforks and torches. It looked like the end for brave Dennis, bravest of all dragons.	1.1500	0.04017	80	68	12	0
2793	and he said... I WANT MY GOLDEN ARM!!!!	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
2794	And the meteor sped on its collision course toward Earth	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
2795	and then, a troop of boy scouts...	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
2796	After they dig up our bodies, they put us on display in museums.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
2797	Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. You're gonna hear me roar.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
2798	And, Boo! It was Alex Jones.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
2799	Damn right -- 6 teeth AND 6 toes -- you have a problem with that?	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
2800	There once was a human who lived deep in the dark forest and.......	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
2801	I still feel cold blooded.	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
2802	You have a cavity in your upper molar!	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
2803	I'm telling you, the best way to scare humans is to roar and then say 'just kidding'	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
2804	And the calls were coming from inside the Riparian forest!	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
2805	Rex, don’t do that. You’re scaring me.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
2806	Honestly, your morning face is way scarier.	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
2807	I’m not sure how we made it here but I think a spotlight is to come.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
2808	Do I have salad stuck in my teeth?	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
2809	…it was nuclear radiation!!	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
2810	How do you like my big reveal?	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
2811	And then the children suddenly EXPLODED IN YOUR STOMACH!	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
2812	My dad used to scare me like this!	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
2813	Sorry, not that scary.	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
2814	So that's what the kid was doing with it when you ate him?	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
2815	...and all the world was peaceful until, in a great fiery orb, humans arrived!	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
2816	Hey look, I'm a Boy Scout	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
2817	Firelight is romantic but I need something stronger	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
2818	I just said "Alexa, let there be light."	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
2819	Why did I swipe right?! He said his name was Toothless.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
2820	Turn that off, you’ll attract mothras.	1.1494	0.03844	87	74	13	0
2821	And spiting the kids with popular names, Micropachycephalosaurus devoured the school.	1.1491	0.03575	114	98	15	1
2822	Here's my Cagney impression...'Is that you Ma?'	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
2823	I usually would beam the light from my eyes but that doesn’t have the same effect.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
2824	Woooo! It’s Big Foot!	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
2825	I',m getting ready for Halloween '23!	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
2826	You look like a knight!	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
2827	They were triplets. Two-year-old triplets...	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
2828	Dinosaur campfire games. You look like a human-thats scary.	1.1489	0.05007	94	85	4	5
2829	He was about five years old, red hair and freckled face, and he was picking a booger out of his nose.	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
2830	And when I stopped the car and looked, there was just a hook hanging off my tail.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
2831	And then, the bald apes put your bones on display!	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
2832	This is what the MAGA Republicans look like as they try to destroy democracy in the USA	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
2833	...but he did not see the SPRINKLERS	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
2834	See? Gleaming white! I brush after every rampage!	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
2835	You scared the crap out of me! Where did you get that thing?	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
2836	Ooh Scary! Saint George! So hideous!	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
2837	And then Godzilla came with a MAGA hat!	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
2838	And then a meteor hit the Earth and we all died!	1.1486	0.04164	74	63	11	0
2839	Fire light!	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
2840	And in 2013 we grossed only $74 million.	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
2841	It was a clear, sunny day, and if that wasn’t bad enough…	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
2842	And then this big scary asteroid appeared...	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
2843	It is really neat, it replaces the light and eliminates the heat.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
2844	And then, the little girl smiled.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
2845	Sometime ago there were some scary monsters out called "humans"	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
2846	The shell cracked open, and it.. was.. your.. mother.	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
2847	We’re Doomed.	1.1481	0.03972	81	69	12	0
2848	Stop that, Kevin. It makes you look like a politician and it's freaking me out!	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
2849	When aren't you totally lit up?	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
2850	Seriously, I could go on-and-on forever.	1.1481	0.03972	81	69	12	0
2851	'Oh God, PLEASE floss after your lunchtime knight.'	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
2852	Marvin, stop it. You're scaring me.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
2853	It isn't funny! Put that anachronism away!	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
2854	…and when I hold it like this I look like Marjorie Taylor Greene….	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
2855	...and then, the big fire-breathing dragon came down from the sky and burned all the land around, as far as you can see.	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
2856	…and you, and I, and everyone you’ve ever known, will be extinct!	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
2857	And that's how s'mores were invented.	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
2858	Battery power! It will never work.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
2859	And then the apes began to walk upright...	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
2860	I might have misunderstood what kinda knight this would be.	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
2861	Smokey the Bear! Am I right?	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
2862	Once, there was a sword.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
2863	And they all looked up to see the meteor hurtling towards us...	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
2864	So you're telling me you used to be George Santos?	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
2865	...and then Sir Lancelot jumped out and slayed the poor dragon.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
2866	And then this giant asteroid…	1.1477	0.03804	88	75	13	0
2867	...and then they evolve and invent artificial intelligence.	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
2868	And suddenly little Rex was surrounded by humans!	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
2869	And on the hilt of Excalibur clung a bloody hook...	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
2870	Eating it would be more scary	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
2871	I know what you're thinking. 'Are there batteries?' Well to tell you the truth I kinda lost track myself. If I drop it in the fire, it would blow your head clean off. So, you've gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
2872	Hollywood ?.... I want to go to Hollywood. ?	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
2873	Ah saw a balloon. Ah was scared. Ah Cwied."	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
2874	Freakin Family Fun!	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
2875	Did you see that big shooting star?	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
2876	And then he said "monsters aren't real!"	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
2877	'I stick my head in the tent; turn this baby on and the rest is gravy.'	1.1474	0.04725	95	85	6	4
2878	This is about the two dragons on lovers lane and the Cropsey Maniac.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
2879	Kind of scary, I guess.	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
2880	It is believed that unsuccessful courtship vocalizations by the males of the rare Karaokasaurus contributed to its extinction.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
2881	And then an asteroid hurtled toward Earth!'	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
2882	We are a perfect match, your yin and my yang!	1.1474	0.04725	95	85	6	4
2883	These fireballs from heaven are an absolute godsend!	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
2884	I thought we were just going to eat marshmallows.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
2885	And one day our deafening roars will be gone and replaced by cute little chirps.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
2886	And then they made a fifth sequel	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
2887	I see you didn't floss after the smores.	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
2888	And then, she lets her long hair down from the tower and you can just tell she hasn't conditioned. The split ends are three inches long!	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
2889	Dude, what was in those marshmallows?!	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
2890	And then, out of the darkness, came a cry “meow”.	1.1467	0.05265	75	67	5	3
2891	Hell. I was impressed with the fire.	1.1467	0.05265	75	67	5	3
2892	…and the old recluse opened his mouth, and instead of breathing fire on the hideous campers, he exhaled only smoke, and they rolled over laughing at him. So he had to eat them RAW!	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
2893	Then a gigantic meteor appeared in the sky.	1.1463	0.04945	82	73	6	3
2894	And then the meteor headed o earth.	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
2895	And a human said WOOO	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
2896	You’re already ghoulish, you need more incisor blood staining.	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
2897	Not a theme park!	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
2898	Heeeere’s Johnny!	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
2899	Then the asteroid said, "You scaly monsters are doomed. You'll all be dead within the next 33,000 years!"	1.1463	0.04945	82	73	6	3
2900	Where is the matchbox?	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
2901	…And this is how I look up-lit. Still wanna smash?	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
2902	Oh, that's a flashlight?	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
2903	I was calling from inside the house.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
2904	Fear forces us to improvise and light up our next experiences	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
2905	And then Homo sapiens took over the world.	1.1463	0.04945	82	73	6	3
2906	Does this lighting make me look ferocious?	1.1463	0.04945	82	73	6	3
2907	And for my next trick....	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
2908	It was the Dawn of Man, when suddenly...	1.1463	0.05241	82	74	4	4
2909	An alien gave this to me. Pretty cool, huh?	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
2910	Chinese spy balloons crash yet?	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
2911	And this is my, “ I’m gonna eat you” disguise.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2912	No, little Bobosaurus, the asteroid isn't under your bed. Not yet anyway.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2913	And then the little blond-haired girl stroked the kitten's head and went to sleep.	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
2914	They say this is supposed to be scary, but I don’t get it.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2915	And just before George R.R. Martin could finish his manuscript, HBO pitched ANOTHER series!	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2916	Then the broker said basic index funds were outpacing his treasure hoard by 20 percent!	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2917	And then all of us disappear—forever!	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2918	Stop it! You look like a B monster!!!	1.1461	0.03765	89	76	13	0
2919	Really, Carl? An asteroid? Get real.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2920	Make that your last selfie,the batteries will soon run out.	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
2921	Clever girl.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2922	Ok, you got implants	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2923	He wasn't a dinosaur at all, but a bird!	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
2924	Now this is real progress. Let’s transcend to the future!	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2925	And then a giant meteor lands and kills us all!	1.1461	0.04938	89	80	5	4
2926	Goodness, Herman. You are scaring the monster out of me.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2927	It avoids dragon fire breath and is still scary	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
2928	Are there any humans in my teeth?	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2929	and then, the boy's daddy looked under the bed ...	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
2930	And they say he still roams the forst late at night seeking unwary little dragons to slay!	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2931	Someday they will dig up your bones, put them on display and charge admission	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
2932	...and when the procedure was complete, I looked twenty years younger!	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2933	If this burns out again, we’re extinct. You know that, right?	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2934	No, it doesn't put you in a better light, dear.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2935	Their vegan diets had made them all flavourless.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2936	After the asteroid hit we became oil and bones!	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
2937	It’s giving camp	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
2938	Anything caught in my teeth?	1.1449	0.05172	69	61	6	2
2939	And the call was coming from INSIDE THE LAIR.	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
2940	The meteor is coming from inside the house!	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
2941	And what kind of cookies would they sell—-Girl Scout cookies!”	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
2942	Really! It doesn't burn!	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
2943	…and then, man began emitting carbon dioxide!	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
2944	And then the knight is shining armor says let's make a deal	1.1447	0.05199	76	68	5	3
2945	We came here to discuss our part in reducing global warming and now you’re just making light of the situation	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
2946	I found this in the pile of rubble the humans left behind	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
2947	This will ward off raptors for as long as the batteries last.	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
2948	Then, something even worst than the meteorite came by,…capitalism they call it	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
2949	Even scarier was the Chinese spy balloon high overhead.	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
2950	Now you say, "Yes, and..." to keep the story going.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2951	Scary, Huh!?	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
2952	RedBull gives you wings.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2953	Let's be Lounge Lizards	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2954	And then a gigantic asteroid hit us and killed our entire species!	1.1446	0.03884	83	71	12	0
2955	And then the landlord raised his monthly rent by 1200 dollars	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
2956	Bright enough for a selfie?	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2957	Stop, you are scaring me. You almost look human!	1.1446	0.03884	83	71	12	0
2958	Then the police called back to say, "Run outside! The meteor's phone call is coming from your upstairs bedroom."	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2959	THE KID RAN OFF TO TELL HIS DIRECTOR HE FOUND ONE WITH THE RIGHT SMILE AND TEETH.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2960	Is there anything between my teeth?	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2961	Don't! You really scare me when you do that.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2962	No, you're not any scarier!	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2963	I have traveled to te future and got this. It does not burn.	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
2964	And the Triceratops was just trying to take an innocent poop, when round the corner came Jeff Goldblum, with his mocking eyes	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2965	Their bodies were turned into fuel for the human's cars , and their bones turned to stone...displayed for the human's children to see.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2966	And just as I was leaving the meeting, my boss turned to me and said 'I'm promoting you to middle management!'	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2967	I don't know Steve, maybe we should just go back to scaring tourists at the Loch.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2968	Many years ago the two-legged monster named Galahad planned to come after our family.	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
2969	You'd look scarier without all those gold crowns.	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
2970	2 creatures having a campfire and telling storys about other monsters trying to catch them chad is scaring kyle about the story	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
2971	This reminds me of that scene from blazing saddles	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2972	You wanna hear the asteroid story again?	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
2973	It was a bright and clear morning...	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
2974	Our species will be replaced by humans. Now that's scary!	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2975	This is a tale of creatures that lived long ago, humans...	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
2976	And then, the human child threw a giant tantrum and charged!"	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
2977	I tell you, it works every time.	1.1444	0.04623	90	80	7	3
2978	And then she showed up to the State of the Union address in WHITE FUR	1.1444	0.04623	90	80	7	3
2979	There's no one left	1.1443	0.04394	97	86	8	3
2980	Is this the story you always tell where they all end up dead?	1.1443	0.04632	97	87	6	4
2981	…and then they put 6 loaded plastic bags in their SUV!	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
2982	Oh no,NO! Not a meteorite?!!	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
2983	‘And then I saw the light.’	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
2984	'...and then this fiery ball comes plummeting down from the sky...'	1.1441	0.04215	111	99	8	4
2985	Yes, yes I know who your mimicking for Pete's sake; it's Puff the magic dragon and you're frolicking by the fire with the flashlight, right?	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2986	And all that remained was a deep dark crater!	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2987	What's really scary is me finding out you forgot the smores.	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
2988	Last night I scared that mean old man, and he threw our family off his boat.	1.1429	0.05121	84	76	4	4
2989	And the big bad comet came closer. Closer. Closer...!	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
2990	And because he wouldn't go to sleep, the dinosaur's son ended up in a museum!	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2991	They had HAIR and BREASTS‽ How scary!	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
2992	My agent suggests I get veneers.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2993	Stop ,you’re scaring me!	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2994	Kiss me, I am Irish.	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
2995	Then he threw it at me. Can you believe it?”	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
2996	Do I scare you ?	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2997	One day in the future your bones will be displayed in a museum for everybody to see."	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
2998	You know I hate your making that seductive Ernest Borgnine face.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2999	And they say Saint George still walks these woods....	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
3000	No, I don’t know the lyrics to Ring of Fire, we just invented fire five minutes ago.	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
3001	Now if you could breathe fire, you might have something.	1.1429	0.05081	91	83	3	5
3002	Augh, stop it! It makes you look like a scary monster.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
3003	You got the look of 'The Abominable Mammal!'	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
3004	Her final attempt was incorrect and just like that, she was locked out of her phone for 90 DAYS!	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
3005	Soon after the ice,humans arrived and.....	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
3006	And then a giant meteor came.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
3007	Then a giant rock started falling from the sky....	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
3008	Then they invested it all into WeWork.	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
3009	Why do birds, gradually appear…	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
3010	It would be scary if you weren't smiling	1.1429	0.04835	91	82	5	4
3011	Pretty scary, huh?	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
3012	Whoa! That’s way scarier than that lame-o meteor story	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
3013	I found my flashlight!	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
3014	...and this is how dinosaurs go extinct.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
3015	Imagine I'm Tucker Carlson.	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
3016	This is only our first date.	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
3017	Ok , Jed, I’m scared already. But you’re way scarier to the bipeds without the schtick.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
3018	You look like Jack Nickleson.	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
3019	And then, POOF, we’re extinct!	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
3020	And on his car door... was St George's gauntlet!	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
3021	And then I ate the guy who left his hook in the door.	1.1429	0.04587	98	88	6	4
3022	You looked better without it.	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
3023	Oh, hon, the story is scary enough without that.	1.1429	0.05135	77	69	5	3
3024	Listen Harold, you’ve got to stop eating the ones around the dispensaries.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
3025	The rest was fully biodegradable- uh. digestible!	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
3026	You know, you really don’t have to show me how bright you are.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
3027	It was a bright, calm day	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
3028	This is my audition for Jurassic Park, XX.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
3029	Go ahead, just wing it.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
3030	Fire breathing is so pre pandemic, I’m all about flash lighting.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
3031	The Boy Scouts thought it was scary before I ate them.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
3032	And then there was a blinding flash...	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
3033	What's YOUR sign?	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
3034	You think that's fire you're breathing?	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
3035	Let's tell things from the sky stories!	1.1429	0.05493	70	63	4	3
3036	Ooh!, Ooh!, I think got it...Peter, Paul and Mary?	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
3037	Keep your day job, Spike.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
3038	Now, do I look really scary!?	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
3039	Next time we want a romamtic night, I'll scare the kids with this. They'll go running to their beds!	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
3040	For a horrific monster you’re not as scary as Twitter.	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
3041	Maybe you're being funny, but who were those guys with the 'fire"?	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
3042	Do I have any food stuck in my teeth?	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
3043	...and then there was this big asteroid ...	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
3044	Soylent Green isn't people!!	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
3045	And then a woman with an asymetrical haircut asked to speak with the manager."	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
3046	I bought it on Tyrannozon.	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
3047	So do I look like mating material or what ?	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
3048	Eh - it's not nearly as scary as when you stuck it in that hiker's skull.	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
3049	You know what’s scary? That nose hair.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
3050	And if you ever read ‘On the Road’ by Jack Kerouac, you’ll find out The Great Valley isn’t even real, Sara.	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
3051	No, your breath's not bad for a dragon, but you might consider some dental implants.	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
3052	… and then this bright flash streaked cross the sky.	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
3053	This was the only non-edible part	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
3054	Tell me I don't look scarier	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
3055	Do you like my smile? I tried some new teeth whitener today.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
3056	Did you know that in Gondwana they call it a "torch"!	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
3057	"This is even better than the Walkman!"	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
3058	Turn off your torch Darling or Dick Cheney might think you are a Chinese New Year lantern (that’s gone off course) and shoot you down.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
3059	Fire breathing is more scary.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
3060	So, eat a couple of them and we get a big movie deal.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
3061	Light my fire...light my fire baby...ya gonna light my fire!	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
3062	Wait. Flashlights haven't been invented yet. How did you. . . ?	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
3063	I know you're there, I can hear you seething.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
3064	I always thought you were the smart one, and I was the scary one.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
3065	Hey, why do you think our hands are so small?	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
3066	Dinotales	1.1413	0.04528	92	82	7	3
3067	It was a dark and stormy knight...	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
3068	Did you get Botox?	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
3069	And then the meteor came!	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
3070	Save the batteries; I foresee a long dark winter coming."	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
3071	Don’t worry, I bet they blame the missing campers on Sasquatch!	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
3072	It was a dark and Stormy Daniels…	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
3073	I think think you are on to something with this global warming idea!	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
3074	Does my scary flashlight face frighten you Edna?	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
3075	And then, the human ROARED and raced after me...	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
3076	When the monster crawled from under the bed, it was empty!	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
3077	… and he had GREAT BIG TEETH!	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
3078	…and THE METEOR KILLED EVERYONE!!	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
3079	Do I have any ferns in my teeth, Agnes?	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
3080	And then they gathered our bones and put them in a large room with other bones for strange creatures to pay $30 to gawk at...	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
3081	I told you that dental alignment really works. See?	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
3082	Am I scary now?	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
3083	And suddenly, a comet...	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
3084	...and they made sequel; after sequel, after sequel.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
3085	Stego.... ste eh eh go. Stego.	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
3086	Do I have any Triceratops stuck in my teeth?	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
3087	And then two legged mammals took over the planet.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
3088	You can't tell it's an implant,	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
3089	Stop Bernie, you're scaring me!	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
3090	Nah, no change, you're actually scarier than your shadow.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
3091	Raindrops turned into hail, rivers froze over and icicles formed on the end of their noses...	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
3092	Hey! Are those batteries LITHIUM???	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
3093	And then … he looked under the bed … and there was … a LITTLE GIRL!!!	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
3094	And then, Tommy, we all die, get called goofy names, and have schoolchildren staring at our bones.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
3095	Not another scary dinosaur story…	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
3096	But Steggie you promised me that as long as we needed fires for light, we wouldn't become extinct!	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
3097	And behind the driver’s seat….an image appeared in the rear view mirror…..Marjorie Taylor Greene!!!	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
3098	Honey, you are the light of my life.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
3099	"This is fun and all but remember we only have a few more hours of battery left" - Benjamin Canales	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
3100	If you would rather we can make this off the record"	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
3101	And when he turned around, there it was, an Accountant!	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
3102	And then, the human jumped out from under the bed!"	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
3103	And this is how I look in daylight	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
3104	Do I have any food on my teeth?	1.1408	0.04158	71	61	10	0
3105	And then, a giant asteroid hit the planet and wiped all living creatures out!	1.1408	0.04158	71	61	10	0
3106	Stop smiling. You forgot the marshmellows	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
3107	And then then humans came to cut down all the trees.	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
3108	… and we became the fossil fuel that destroyed the planet.	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
3109	Anything between my teeth?	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
3110	We have to use this while we can because I have no idea where to get more batteries.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
3111	And as he brushed away the dirt, he realized it was the left leg of his long-lost love, last seen 66 million years ago.	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
3112	And he was killed by an oxygen-breathing knight.	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
3113	…and then a giant asteroid came down and—”	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
3114	Wildfires... Christmas... Oh no, there goes Tokyo... this time it wasn't Godzilla... but a Jewish laser from outer space!	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
3115	Many, many years ago, before they became extinct, human beings roamed this planet...	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
3116	You're preaching to the choir.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
3117	And then the furry little weaklings rendered the planet unlivable and went extinct!	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
3118	Please, not another story about meteors destroying our world	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
3119	It almost makes you look human.	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
3120	They're hideous and smelly and noisy and growly. They're called 'c-h-i-l-D-R-E-N!' Bwaaaaahhhhaaaaaaa!	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
3121	...and you knew then it was over.. when the purple one would begin the mind numbing, hypnotic death-chant: "I love you, you love me...."	1.1398	0.04735	93	84	5	4
3122	Wonder why they ran off so fast.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
3123	Then the Human …	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
3124	And they called it JURRASIC WORLD!!!	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
3125	Before we ate him, how many flashes did that human say he would give for the all-clear, so the other hikers will come this way?	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
3126	I send you to Camp Reptile for two weeks and that's all you got?	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
3127	Do you always have to try to look scary when we go camping?	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
3128	Fire…the Flashlight…Scary Stories… Stay Tuned…There's S'More to Come…	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
3129	Twinkle, twinkle, little star….	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
3130	'Whaddya think? A time traveler dropped it when he saw me.'	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
3131	enough with the big rock from outerspace kills us all story.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
3132	And then … there appeared … a … TERRORSAURUS REX!	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
3133	This is how homo sapiens make a scary face!	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
3134	But you can make shadow figures with this.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
3135	I can see way up your nose when you do that.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
3136	Your Jack Nicholson impression is amazing!	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
3137	Weirder yet! After homo erectus evolved,his technology morphed that fire into this flashlight.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
3138	»You can shut that off, honey, the Age of Enlightenment won’t begin for another 200 million years.«	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
3139	You wanna tell ghost stories?... Oh wait, they don't exist!" "Well neither do we, Harold!	1.1395	0.05007	86	78	4	4
3140	Can you imagine anyone finding THIS FACE scary? Hilarious!	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
3141	This ought to keep those little Wild Things away.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
3142	You have to see the dentist again!	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
3143	Most people use their Smartphones for light, but I find the old fashioned flashlight still useful. Guess it makes us dinosaurs!	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
3144	No, Mr. Santos! You promised! You know MTG face gives me nightmares!	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
3145	Relax son. All that crap about an ice age is just fake news. Anita Barlow, Edmond, OK	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
3146	And they call it the Great Filter!	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
3147	...it was a dark and stormy night, when a T-rex escaped from captivity..."	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
3148	And then Cersei invented a dragon killing crossbow	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
3149	and thats how we vanished .	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
3150	You have to make this face or someone will believe them and come looking for us.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
3151	Your teeth are yellow.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
3152	…and 6,000 years ago they had to give rides to Jesus.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
3153	...the meteor missed the Earth, the humans multiplied and covered our planet with avocado toast!"	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
3154	Honey, do you think I should shave first?	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
3155	And then little Jackie Paper from Honah Lee entered puberty...	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
3156	It's only me, Charlie. You look like you've seen a T-Rex.	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
3157	I am sorry, but the fire has gone out of our relationship.	1.1392	0.05010	79	71	5	3
3158	Trust me, Jurassica. Aren't I beautiful? One day I'll be in movies!	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
3159	No dragonflies here!	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
3160	That's what they were doing around their campfire? What did they do when you asked to borrow a flashlight?	1.1392	0.05010	79	71	5	3
3161	You’re right, it does have an enhancing effect.	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
3162	And then...she said, "Dragons are not even real!"	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
3163	And there, in the dark basement, lurked the humans...	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
3164	…And the hatchlings look up at the man in the dark cloak and ask, “Who are you?” and the man says, “They call me… The Asteroid.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
3165	And then, there's this other gadget I threw together- lights up the hieroglyphics really well, but not so good for warmth.	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
3166	And when he woke up, the dinosaur was still there.	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
3167	...and then the climate-changers arrived to cancel all forms of fire!	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
3168	After the humans dropped the nuke, GODZILLA was born.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
3169	In my photography class, they call this ghoul lighting.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
3170	Beware of the singing miniature fairies!!	1.1389	0.04967	72	64	6	2
3171	...and suddenly the human started twerking!!!	1.1389	0.05346	72	65	4	3
3172	Well it's scarier than your 'asteroids will kill us all' story.	1.1389	0.04967	72	64	6	2
3173	My scary story starts early in my career when I was subbing at McKinley Junior High School, and the kids there kept calling me fake. . .	1.1389	0.04967	72	64	6	2
3174	And then the star fell to earth and exploded.	1.1389	0.04104	72	62	10	0
3175	It's all right, it's just me.	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
3176	Your story isn’t scary and you need a shave.	1.1389	0.04104	72	62	10	0
3177	Where are you going to find 4 Double A batteries?	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
3178	I'll get to the meteorite part in a second	1.1389	0.04104	72	62	10	0
3179	I’m glad you coughed…that started the fire right up!	1.1389	0.03826	108	95	11	2
3180	This seems the perfect time to tell you….I’m wearing a Dino costume.	1.1389	0.04967	72	64	6	2
3181	But, it wasn’t skin moisturizer after all!	1.1389	0.04104	72	62	10	0
3182	'Hey, I'm Joe! I'm Joe! Look at me!' Hahaha!	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
3183	Rooooaaaarrrr!	1.1386	0.04229	101	90	8	3
3184	And then... the human ate him"	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
3185	And then came this hairy animal calling himself Homo sapiens	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
3186	Look, my skin cream cleared up my acne and warts.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
3187	Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
3188	Don’t worry Dinah, next month’s gas and electric bills will definitely be lower.	1.1385	0.05315	65	58	5	2
3189	And then the humans came and slayed you.	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
3190	Ewe stop! It makes you look human!	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
3191	It's called...a toddler.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
3192	Then, to a horrified museum crowd, the fossil exploded and my hungry face appeared.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
3193	I hate it when you do that! It's so calming!	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
3194	"You've got a little spinach on your incisor."	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
3195	See,in this light,I'm not just another pretty face!	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
3196	... and there is a sleeping temperamental monster lurking in the bed above you.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
3197	No, I’m not from around here!	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
3198	That's not gonna make you any brighter.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
3199	And just before dawn... they take his bones... to a museum for natural history...	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
3200	And then the Ice Age crept in at a glacial pace…	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
3201	He had FOUR toes, I tell ya.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
3202	And there, hanging from the door handle of the car, was a hand with FIVE fingers!	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
3203	We are in the "End Times."	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
3204	They didn't even have feathers!	1.1379	0.04674	87	78	6	3
3205	Dad, I just don't think it's in our nature to be scared by ghost stories."	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
3206	And then he said, "I'm running again".	1.1379	0.04674	87	78	6	3
3207	Your act is outdated.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
3208	And I didn't even have to rub 2 sticks together!	1.1379	0.04952	87	79	4	4
3209	... but the scales on the lampshade looked awfully familiar.	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
3210	There are no limits what this monster will do to us and everything that surrounds it; it's called mankind.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
3211	And Smaug kept all the gold. The end.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
3212	And then,from out of the sky . . .	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
3213	And after the monsters scared all the campers away, they realized that now they were the ones who were all alone…	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
3214	I looked into your future and I saw… chicken nuggets.	1.1379	0.04674	87	78	6	3
3215	Creeeek ...the closet door I'm hiding behind mysteriously opens, then SNATCH! a tiny smooth hand grabs a pink dress.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
3216	Look, Tucker. Now I'm a balloon!	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
3217	I must admit that Botox is doing a wonderful job for you!	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
3218	I suggest plastic surgery. It'll make all the difference.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
3219	A screaming comes across the sky...	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
3220	Yeah, but you can’t boil an egg.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
3221	You feel this tapping on your shoulder thinking it’s just a cockroach…you turn around…and it’s a T-Rex..and he’s HUNGRY…!	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
3222	Yes, I did have my teeth cleaned.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
3223	Meanwhile, a giant rock was speeding toward earth.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
3224	Is that from wwayyy back in the 19th Century?	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
3225	...and out of the shadowy darkness emerged a monstrous dinosaur with sharp teeth and large claws - yes, a normal dino, just like us.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
3226	This is great stuff pal. Did you just drop out of a tree?	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
3227	In my day we had no flashlights	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
3228	And then a giant asteroid lit up the sky as it came plummeting towards the earth.	1.1375	0.04950	80	72	5	3
3229	How scared are you?	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
3230	Then the meteor hit, all of us died, and a bunch of hairless primates took over and made things much worse."	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
3231	Under the bed was a human child!	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
3232	Kumbaya, open-mic all you cold-blooded Mesozoics	1.1375	0.04950	80	72	5	3
3233	Flash Gorgon!	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
3234	They have to file a tax return where they guess the taxes they owe, and if they're wrong, they get taxed more!	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
3235	And then, a bright flash of light appeared in the sky and the world went dark…	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
3236	And he had a fingers in place of a hook.	1.1373	0.03424	102	88	14	0
3237	Suddenly, dozens of cute little bunnies and squirrels and adorable creatures of all kinds appeared and surrounded the monsters, who were frozen with fear as the cuddly critters danced about joyfully and squealed with glee!	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
3238	Wanna hear a spooky story?	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
3239	The human was calling from INSIDE the house!	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
3240	They called him George.	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
3241	Is my neck too wrinkled?	1.1370	0.04052	73	63	10	0
3242	Stop that! You’re scaring me.	1.1370	0.04497	73	64	8	1
3243	I don't see the difference.	1.1370	0.05276	73	66	4	3
3244	This new invention is awesome but why do I have an overpowering urge to say cheese?	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
3245	Oh great, now I'm going to have a Barney Nightmare	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
3246	Like, boo, bro.	1.1368	0.04391	95	85	7	3
3247	Have you heard the one about... Prince Charming?	1.1368	0.04391	95	85	7	3
3248	Do I have any flesh stuck in my teeth?	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
3249	Joe you are the scary part of the scary story	1.1368	0.04391	95	85	7	3
3250	And then the harmless ichneumon covered himself in mud.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
3251	"Any Girl Scout between my teeth?	1.1368	0.04391	95	85	7	3
3252	And millions of years later, his grave was robbed...	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
3253	In these woods, here be knights...	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
3254	Yeah, your teeth are fine, but your arms are terribly short.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
3255	The poor, tired dragon crept forward in the darkness. Slowly...slowly...slowly... he turned the corner (click) AAAAAH, a Girl Scout troop.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
3256	Don't do that. You almost made me crap my log.	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
3257	And then a fiery rock appeared in the sky.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
3258	…… and then an asteroid killed them all	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
3259	You look natural in this light	1.1364	0.03532	110	96	13	1
3260	Oh, quit showing off. Just because you made a little camp fire through your mouth.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
3261	And then, she screamed "Liar!"	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
3262	Keep doing that and you’re going to make me extinct!	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
3263	And then, of the forest stepped a human carrying an assault rifle	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
3264	Listen, Babe, this is what the shine the light business is all ABOUT	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
3265	Noooo! No more ghost stories!	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
3266	And then 9 billion scary humans killed half of the creatures on the planet!	1.1364	0.05239	66	59	5	2
3267	Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
3268	And then I said, Marie, we're facing extinction.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
3269	....and that's when she saw the flying rock.	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
3270	See? It even makes me look scary !	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
3271	These onesies are over the top.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
3272	And the greedy billionaires wouldn’t let the world stop exhuming our bodies for energy!	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
3273	And then Chris Pratt extended his arms and they COULDN’T MOVE	1.1359	0.04150	103	92	8	3
3274	Your Botox is scaring me.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
3275	If anything, you look a little better.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
3276	...and then, after awhile, they started saying we had feathers!	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
3277	Hah! One day primitive human scientists won't even realize we could use tools.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
3278	… and then they sucked the bone-soup out of the earth with a straw, and they used it to power their ‘cars’	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
3279	watching Churrodyrn's dad debase himself for the amusement of children, gagging on the smoke of citronella candles and a poorly built bonfire, Glyndharr realized that he really, really hated the Cub Scouts. years later, he’d realize he was also gay.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
3280	...."And when they got back to the cave they saw a bloody hook hanging from his tail."	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
3281	This is very entertaining but what else do you suppose we might use this thing for?	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
3282	It’s great - I flash them a smile - And guess what hits the fan ? -	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
3283	George is my name. Saint George	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
3284	And then the gleaming metal figure crept closer...and closer...	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
3285	Candidly, it looked better when those campers we ate were doing it.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
3286	No Gary, I didn't pack the smores	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
3287	And that's when I said it'll be tears before bedtime.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
3288	It was a dark and stormy night when Jackie Paper came no more, and Puff, the mighty dragon, lost his mighty roar.	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
3289	My doctor says my BMI is too high. Can you see me doing Pilates at my age, Agnes?	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
3290	Aaand we became chickens...	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
3291	My name is Trump, from the Trump swamp!	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
3292	Ok I'll bite... An Illumisaurus?	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
3293	Twilight was falling over the sleepy town of Bedrock….	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
3294	'You've changed your mind about me haven't you? You want our parents to find us..'	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
3295	I don’t care. It’s not good for the environment.	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
3296	If you think this is scary, you should see what humans look like.	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
3297	This is an old one! Did someone err?!	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
3298	The big question is Jurassic Park or Jurassic World?	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
3299	This is how I show my face to the knight.	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
3300	How much longer will this drag on?	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
3301	Then along came....BEOWULF!	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
3302	These new firefly batteries are great!	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
3303	And when he woke he discovered to his horror that it was . . . the MONKEY'S PAW!!!	1.1351	0.05207	74	67	4	3
3304	You're such a drag-on!	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
3305	And then... they'll invent... TAXES!!!	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
3306	you for got to floss!!	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
3307	'It was a dark and stormy Mesozoic era'	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
3308	You're wasting the batteries, Dino.	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
3309	...after the tweezers, comes hot wax...	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
3310	And then the Abominable Snowclown whispered, "We all freeze down here..."	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
3311	Can you believe it? The princess said I wasn't scarry enough to kidnap her!	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
3312	It's a big improvement.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
3313	But they didn't fossilize and were made into bone meal for backyard gardens.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
3314	I can not understand why humans are afraid of us	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
3315	And that's what would happen if hairless apes ruled the planet, mwahahahaha!	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
3316	Suddenly, Marjorie Taylor Greene comes out of the shadows...	1.1348	0.04573	89	80	6	3
3317	Submitted for the approval of The Meteorite Society	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
3318	…and none of us will survive.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
3319	This will help you overcome your Little Jackie Paper syndrome, Puff.	1.1348	0.04573	89	80	6	3
3320	OK, Eddie Murphy Meets Godzilla.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
3321	Do I have any troll left between my teeth?	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
3322	Wow, you are a shadow of yourself!	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
3323	Now, this is a tale about two beasts, a large magical candle and a family of evil killer moths.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
3324	Want to tell a ghost story?	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
3325	Jeez Larry, that's a scary story. But what the hell is a hobbit?	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
3326	This next one's a zombie story. I call it...The Tale of Jurassic Park	1.1348	0.04573	89	80	6	3
3327	Karaoke night.	1.1348	0.04845	89	81	4	4
3328	The children were poisoned… and all of the dragons got tummy aches!	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
3329	If you listen closely, you can hear the grunting of the fierce and terrible creature they call "mountain biker."	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
3330	Lookie here, I'm a smiling televangelist.	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
3331	And this is why I don't use tinder.	1.1341	0.04835	82	74	5	3
3332	Daryl, stop it, the kids will never get to sleep tonight	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
3333	It's not as scary when YOU tell it...	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
3334	Big deal, they invented fire but check this out.	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
3335	Geeze, that's scary.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
3336	And then the comet hit and killed them all!	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
3337	The bonfire gives me second thoughts about being cold-blooded; I bet even my gums are rosy, if my crotch is any indication.	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
3338	And then he pulled off his mask and there was a HUMAN inside!	1.1341	0.04835	82	74	5	3
3339	…and they held dominion over the whole planet and then…. They ruined it all!!	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
3340	Agghhh, you look like a human!	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
3341	Would you look at that, No more forest fires or Gee, where did you get that gadget? There's a Walmart near the lake.	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
3342	Tastes just like chicken used to taste!	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
3343	This is directly from the future for tonight’s dining when I will cook you and eat you, my lovely	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
3344	i am gonna kill ringo starr	1.1341	0.04835	82	74	5	3
3345	And the boy only ever wanted to train the dragon...	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
3346	As if Season 8 of Game of Thrones wasn’t bad enough, Jon Snow kills our Mother!”	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
3347	And then, them mammals, put us in coops and ate our eggs for breakfast!	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
3348	To eat or to be eaten, that is the question.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
3349	This is how I scared Mama before we made you!	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
3350	...and MTG became president and giant balloons dropped bird flu spores everywhere and that's how we took over again.	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
3351	And all that remained was a euphemism for boomers	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
3352	And then...the asteroid quietly snuck up on the planet and went........BOOOOM!	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
3353	Are you sure we have extra batteries in the car?	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
3354	...and then rose the fierce humans who poluted and destroyed the planet...leaving nothing but wasteland...mwahahahahaha!	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
3355	Studies show that global temperature averages are dropping at an unprecedented rate. Soon, we will perish and nature will reclaim Earth's one continent.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
3356	It was cold-blooded murder… or maybe warm-blooded? No one knows for sure.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
3357	„And he didn’t know that he left a coffee stain on the table!“	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
3358	... but then the Linkedin announces appeared...	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
3359	...and then the asteroid streaked across the sky!	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
3360	I get it now; we can look pretty scary.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
3361	He was a hot diggity dog!	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
3362	And then the humans escaped from the park!	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
3363	Our rotting bodies will one day provide the energy for this light	1.1333	0.03952	75	65	10	0
3364	Then he called them chickens and turned them into small birds	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
3365	And then Hollywood refuses to give us any royalties!	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
3366	And then the evil Central Bankers raised the interest rate AGAIN!	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
3367	Oh grow up!	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
3368	Clink clank. Clink clank. And there it was! A man in shiny metal.	1.1333	0.03598	105	92	12	1
3369	Wait, what’s a landline?	1.1333	0.03952	75	65	10	0
3370	It was a free gift with the book I bought on the next mass extinction.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
3371	It was a dark and stormy night...when a human was heard in the bushes.	1.1333	0.03952	75	65	10	0
3372	Hey, tf you get a torch?	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
3373	A man’s nuts roasting on an open fire! What could be better!	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
3374	Could you take a look at my teeth? I think I have a plaque build up.	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
3375	Come on, they made a movie about it!	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
3376	Do I have any spinach in my teeth?	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
3377	Stop it, Drac! You know the ghost of St. George gives me nightmares.	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
3378	...and then she ordered the fried Cajun alligator.	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
3379	And then the heavily-armed human monster crept up to the campsite.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
3380	And then the vegans inherited the earth.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
3381	So, do I look Brad-Pitt scary or just Hugh-Jackman scary?	1.1333	0.04525	90	81	6	3
3382	Honey, Real dinosaurs use real torches"	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
3383	I bet they'll wet their pants with this one!	1.1333	0.05141	75	68	4	3
3384	And this little baby is up all night letting out a terrifying scream...	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
3385	You don't have to believe all that propaganda about being "cold-blooded."	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
3386	...and then, they put it all together and call it a 'hot-dog'	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
3387	And then Burger Rex	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
3388	Then, all of a sudden, a giant meteor hit the earth!	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
3389	Then a meteor fell from the sky and annihilated all the good species on Earth.	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
3390	Yeah, the lotion is working. Really diminishes the scales.	1.1333	0.03952	75	65	10	0
3391	Surprise!	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
3392	Norman, right now I'm cold and scared. Keep it up and I'll be petrified.	1.1333	0.03952	75	65	10	0
3393	You see, because they took care of and treasured the planet, there was no pollution, no bombs, no meltdowns...cousin Godzilla never existed!	1.1333	0.05141	75	68	4	3
3394	And then the Great Asteroid came…	1.1327	0.04503	98	89	5	4
3395	Wake up! It’s time to start Kraken.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
3396	And the paleontologist kept scraping and scraping until nothing remained but the bare bones !	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
3397	I'm scared our lives are just Kabuki, and not enough actual terror.	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
3398	It wasn’t scary the first time Steve.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
3399	And on the door handle of a car was a meteorite heading straight for Earth...	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
3400	It's gonna take CGI... your special effects aren't working.	1.1325	0.04779	83	75	5	3
3401	and now I make my super-scary toxic masculinity face	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
3402	And then they began a mad search for our decomposing, liquid bodies and harvest them using giant straws in order to destroy the entire planet!	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
3403	And then a comprehensive inheritance tax passed the Senate.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
3404	I think the plastic surgeon did a great job with my eyes, don't you?	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
3405	And then the waitress came out with a SALAD!!!	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
3406	It was a dark and meteor-filled night.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
3407	It's important that we're seen in the right light" Steven Zanetis, Olney, IL	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
3408	Let’s tell human stories.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
3409	One night a dark and stormy night, 2 monsters sat by an open fire and one said to the other, ' let me tell you a story' and so he began! One night...	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
3410	Got the sun in the morning and the moon at night	1.1325	0.04779	83	75	5	3
3411	Will you stop that? You're scaring away all our supper.	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
3412	And then the meteor crashed...	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
3413	The dad joke is traced back to itsearly stages.	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
3414	...and then the MAGA zombies took over the world.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
3415	And then, and THEN, a gigantic asteroid came closer and closer...	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
3416	If I do this long enough Batman will show up. He said he's going to sue me.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
3417	And then he took a step back and landed on the Oculus!!	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
3418	See? Who needs opposable thumbs?	1.1324	0.05091	68	61	5	2
3419	He was trapped in a metal box and forced to jump over cacti for sport…	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
3420	Hunter! Biden’s! Laptop!	1.1321	0.04038	106	95	8	3
3421	Do I have something caught in my teeth?	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
3422	Tell the one about the human in the closet, please Daddy?	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
3423	Enough of the scary stories, Harry. I won't be able to sleep tonight!!	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
3424	You are still using that for a flashlight?	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
3425	Am I cute?	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
3426	And then he held the flashlight like this and told his children, "OOooh, that's not wind in the leaves. That's the hissing of forest monsters.	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
3427	And then he said, "The call is coming from inside the house!"	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
3428	Here, take the torch, you never know what could be out there"	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
3429	Please stop...you scared the pants off of me!	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
3430	Out from the bushes rolled the shadowy figure - it was the asteroid that killed the young dino's parents!	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
3431	…all pink and fleshy, it stepped into the lagoon…	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
3432	…and that’s when Steve became a herbivore.	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
3433	And one day, a producer from HBO came to talk to me….	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
3434	The call was coming from inside the castle!"	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
3435	Mothra should be here any minute now.	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
3436	Yes, St. George is back, and this time with his M67 flamethrower tank	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
3437	Cold compresses didn't work either—for God's sake, I look like my grandmother!	1.1316	0.04717	76	68	6	2
3438	Simon Cowell!	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
3439	And then a meteor fell from the sky.	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
3440	I see you like buttercups!	1.1316	0.04717	76	68	6	2
3441	Shine your world!	1.1316	0.04717	76	68	6	2
3442	See how invisible my invisible aligner is?	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
3443	How dinosaurs became extinct.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
3444	My name is Trump, and I'm here to kill you!	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
3445	... and when they got home, they found a hook on the door handle!	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
3446	And as he sunk deeper into the tar, an asteroid lit up the sky.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
3447	The light gives me a better jawline .	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
3448	And then he realized…the call was coming from inside the lair!	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
3449	And humans think its them who discovered fire	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
3450	Me first. Ok, I dare you to become extinct. Go!	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
3451	Don’t waste your breath!	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
3452	Once upon a time, there was this young dinosaur who lived in the woods alone. Then one day the big bad climate change came along and …poof! He was gone!	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
3453	You're scaring me back to the stone ages and you know how scary they are!	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
3454	Scared you, didn't I?	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
3455	But everyone denied there was large scale climate change...	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
3456	Batteries will stop global cooling in our lifetimes.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
3457	And then the giant meteor appeared.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
3458	And then–they put his skull on his butt	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
3459	It's an artifact from a previous civilisation, one of those experiments in evolution that failed.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
3460	Then on the marge of Lake Lebarge I consumed Mr. Sam McGee.	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
3461	And there was no one on top of the bed."	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
3462	…And then in the 90s they came out with A REMAKE!	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
3463	And look-just once a day for ten minutes for blemish free skin!	1.1310	0.04724	84	76	5	3
3464	Do I have any Knight in my teeth?	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
3465	I love your Gary Busey.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
3466	will you marry me?	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
3467	Newsflash- that’s just going to make it easier for the asteroids to find us.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
3468	See how this makes me look scary?	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
3469	A long long time in the future, humans roamed the earth....	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
3470	This is my Artificial Intelligence face.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
3471	Your face is scarier without it.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
3472	And then she said, “whatever you do, don’t look up!”	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
3473	...and the blood will become... BLACK!	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
3474	…and the creatures who called themselves ‘human beings’ consumed and destroyed the entire planet!	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
3475	I’m a very scary human, eh?	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
3476	A-s-t-e-r-i-o-d	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
3477	And then I said, 'Look at these teeth: have you ever seen a mouthful of teeth that look better than these?'	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
3478	STOP IT!! I’m freezing and you want to play Boogy Man with that flashlight!!	1.1304	0.05428	69	63	3	3
3479	Then, the night sky lit up, and a giant asteroid slammed into Earth, only killing the little dinosaurs--Arhhhh!	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
3480	And then, out of the sky, an asteroid!	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
3481	Did I ever tell you about the time I auditioned for Dragon Tales?	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
3482	It reminds me of your breath.	1.1304	0.04084	69	60	9	0
3483	Those campers were delicious.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
3484	And then the meteor HIT the earth!	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
3485	And at the end of his little arm was a giant hook!	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
3486	My God, you've got to see a dentist !" David Chan, Brookline, MA	1.1304	0.04084	69	60	9	0
3487	Does this make me look more frightening?	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
3488	You’d think we would get some credit for inventing the flashlights	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
3489	So, where to I log in to get a log to sit on?	1.1304	0.05020	69	62	5	2
3490	There's hiker in your teeth.	1.1304	0.05020	69	62	5	2
3491	And then the Texas oilman who bought your skeleton on a whim gave it to his dogs!!!!!	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
3492	And when I woke up, the lizard was still there!	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
3493	I TOLD you the batteries from our self-gratification sexual device would work in the flashlight.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
3494	...and the asteroid came and killed them all!	1.1300	0.04181	100	90	7	3
3495	Is there any human stuck in my teeth?	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
3496	And just as I broke past the park fence, fighting for our historic freedom, I saw the oppressor creatures in rolling boxes, and then Bam!... there were bright lights shining into my eyes!	1.1300	0.04181	100	90	7	3
3497	And then, in the flickering firelight, the dragon campers could just barely make out the hideous figure of... Saint George...	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
3498	....and then the 50-foot woman jumped out of the forest, flashing a couple of things I'd never seen before!	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
3499	...where he saw not one but TWO humans on top of the bed!!	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
3500	If you thought Jurassic Park was scary, wait until I tell you about ...Triassic Park!	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
3501	Overture, hit the lights...	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
3502	And they think they’re so smart!	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
3503	Call the dentist for a cleaning George	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
3504	Jeez... What did the Japanese ever do to you?	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
3505	The hideous human threw back it's head and howled, pouncing on the keg...	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
3506	And then, the astrophysicist said, "A giant meteor is heading our way!"	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
3507	This should scare off those two-legged beasts	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
3508	It was invented by a specie that wiped themselves out in the 21st century.	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
3509	And just as I was about to ravish her, a knight in shining armor galloped up!	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
3510	They call it a flashlight. It is a fad. It will not last, especially since we have fire!	1.1299	0.05012	77	70	4	3
3511	It's from the future store. Meh.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
3512	Little mammals with big brains called humans will roam the earth in a few years…	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
3513	And then! They put you in their car! And the car goes vroom vroom! Until the planet goes boom boom!	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
3514	Thump thump, thump thump, it got louder, and louder...	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
3515	Now the multimedia version of the tale!	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
3516	Throw light. Make Meteor! Boom!	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
3517	What happened, did your flame warranty run out?	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
3518	... and then he smote St George and all the creatures of the forest rejoiced!	1.1296	0.03742	108	96	10	2
3519	Are you serious? This was your bright idea.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
3520	And then a giant asteroid crashed into the earth!	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
3521	...and that Ice Age is Right. Behind. You!!	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
3522	... and then I ate him up in one gulp!	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
3523	'And when you fall asleep, I'm coming for you,' said the asteroid.	1.1294	0.04671	85	77	5	3
3524	Dragon 1: Stop telling scary monster stories…camping isn’t fun with you! Dragon 2: Hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
3525	They threw this at me while they were running away... how rude!	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
3526	I hate sports!	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
3527	Then King Kong told Mothra he was so hungry he could eat a tasty young dinosaur.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
3528	We need to build it bigger when the ice age comes	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
3529	You'll love this one. It's about a comet ...	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
3530	That story's gonna give you so many nightmares after we develop complex emotions.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
3531	Stop it, Bob - you're scaring me. You know I don't like when you do that, especially when we're camping and it's dark. But the flashlight makes it clear that you haven't been flossing as I've asked you to do many times. Grow up, Dude.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
3532	… and then the tiny warm furry creature Bobby didn’t step on evolved and evolved and finally its ancestors dug up Bobby’s bones and put them in a museum.	1.1294	0.04671	85	77	5	3
3533	No, no Sweetheart…it doesn’t make you look fat!	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
3534	Wanna hear a spiky tale	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
3535	C'mon, Derek. You promised.	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
3536	And then came the caveman with a spear this long.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
3537	The scarier thing was your feet	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
3538	It looks like where the missile entered has healed.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
3539	Isn't it scary enough that we're lost in the woods filled with humans?	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
3540	And dangling right at the end of her tail…they saw….a fire extinguisher!	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
3541	Seriously George?	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
3542	We must be twins!	1.1294	0.04671	85	77	5	3
3543	And the humans called it... INSTAGRAM!	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
3544	Man those guys weren’t kidding. This fire thing is no joke.	1.1294	0.04671	85	77	5	3
3545	Thump, thump, draaaag. Thump, thump, draaaag.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
3546	...and the little boy came out from under the bed and said "BOO!"	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
3547	Mwahahaha!	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
3548	You're lighting up the sky. I can't see the stars anymore.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
3549	And instead of breathing fire, all that comes out of their mouths are headlines of articles they didn’t read!	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
3550	Rrraagghhhh! I'm an asteroid	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
3551	I am scared in the dark.	1.1286	0.04952	70	63	5	2
3552	You should have swiped left.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
3553	Just no substitute for good batteries	1.1286	0.04952	70	63	5	2
3554	And then, the cockroach began to fly!"	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
3555	Just not in front of the kids--you'll scare the daylight out of them.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
3556	Very nice, Marjorie, but you were a lot scarier during the State of the Union.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
3557	... but the meteor just kept getting closer!	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
3558	The creature also stood on two legs. But instead of beautiful scales, brown grass covered its tiny, hideous body.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
3559	And now I will tell you the story about how the humans went extinct!	1.1286	0.04952	70	63	5	2
3560	…and it got colder…and Colder…AND COLDER…!	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
3561	It was the hideous face of a H-U- M-A-N.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
3562	This has got to be the answer to cold weather!	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
3563	You're right. This is dull. Let's take the outer cage off the Bug Zapper!	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
3564	Do you think I could make money playing banjo on YouTube if I wear makeup?	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
3565	Why you hide here? , what is the problem ? Nothing it is very cold Basharmal Qazi,Chicago IL 60659	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
3566	And next I envision night baseball!	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
3567	Suddenly they looked through the trees and this gigantic meteor was hurtling directly towards them.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
3568	Cheap flashlights over-emphasize your chartreuse tones.	1.1282	0.04950	78	71	4	3
3569	It wasn't a cold snap, like everyone thought ... it was an ice age!	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
3570	Think that makes you look scarier?	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
3571	William hated camping, but he knew how important this was to Geraldine. She had been so distant since her diagnosis. He tried, but he just didn't have the energy to pretend he hadn't heard the story of her colonoscopy a thousand times before.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
3572	Dino-Light!	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
3573	Those campers are giving me indigestion.	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
3574	And then a comet came out of nowhere!	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
3575	I use this sparingly you know, SilverTail, ‘cause batteries are yet to be invented here.	1.1282	0.04950	78	71	4	3
3576	My teeth are bigger than yours! Submitted by Elizabeth Waldorf eswaldorf@gmail.com	1.1282	0.04950	78	71	4	3
3577	And I was found on the door step of the fire station	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
3578	We're cold blooded.	1.1282	0.04950	78	71	4	3
3579	Does this make me look fierce?	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
3580	Then our dead corpses they burnt to the atmosphere will have the final laugh	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
3581	...but, when Godzilla reached the city, he found everyone had moooooved to the subuuuuuuuurbs!	1.1282	0.04950	78	71	4	3
3582	..and they call it .... QUORN	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
3583	And when they woke up, the kid was still there	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
3584	And then North America split off of Pangaea	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
3585	Doesn't it make me look just like a scary Boy Scout Troop Leader ?	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
3586	I switched to DinoWhite toothpaste. Can you tell?	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
3587	She crept out of the darkness and said "If you don't stay out of my tar pits, I'll turn you into a bird"	1.1279	0.04619	86	78	5	3
3588	Stop telling them where to aim!	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
3589	Year after year after year....they kept following a giant orange baby to their inevitable doom	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
3590	HELLO! I'm what the humans call a " Flasher."	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
3591	And then the knight brandished his sword…	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
3592	I’ll be here all week.	1.1279	0.04619	86	78	5	3
3593	There once were creatures called humans...	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
3594	And then little hairy men threw boulders at our children!	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
3595	So who’s the big chicken?	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
3596	Surprise! I ate the rest of the boy scouts.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
3597	Then this huge asteroid starts barreling toward earth.	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
3598	Okay, so you thought the Jabberwocky was bad, prepare yourself, for my terrifying tale of … the Human!	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
3599	If we die, do you think anyone will remember our contributions?	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
3600	And then the operator said "The phone call is coming from INSIDE YOUR STOMACH!!!"	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
3601	Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of men. The Shadow knows.	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
3602	Tell me the one when you ate the ghost.	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
3603	What comes after extinction? IDK- what? Y- stinction!! LOL..and what comes after y- stinction? Ugh- z- stinction? No! Z-end! Where is that asteriod??	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
3604	Let me tell you how I left my 9-5 job to become financially independent	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
3605	The elders told tales of Armageddon, when a giant asteroid would end all dinosaur life	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
3606	No, I didn't mean this kind of "flash"	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
3607	And then St. George slew the last remaining dragon in all of England, and left his bones to bleach in the sun…	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
3608	Look, Lizzy. No more chin hair, courtesy of my dermatologist.	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
3609	Look Jeff, I look like that weird thing that was following us yesterday.	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
3610	It may be a smaller carbon foot print but I miss the part where you breath fire.	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
3611	When he woke up,the dinosaur was still there.	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
3612	Do you want the absolutely terrifying version or the scaled-down version?	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
3613	We're sitting by a fire AND we breathe fire...ooOOOoooOo...Irony.	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
3614	There will be no trigger warnings about our extinction either.	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
3615	You're so immature.	1.1268	0.03977	71	62	9	0
3616	Those poor people watched a prequel series after the last show did that to them? Just because we were in it? That’s isn’t scary, that’s sad!”	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
3617	That's not what they mean by "Hollywood" lighting.	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
3618	Who do I look like? 5 seconds!	1.1268	0.03977	71	62	9	0
3619	Two million years from now, an unheard of species will claim they invented flashlights, and harnessed fire first. SCARY!	1.1268	0.03977	71	62	9	0
3620	It's not scary, Bob. All I can think of is Conan O'Brien and the 'Year 2000' bit.	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
3621	Do you know any stories that AREN'T about inflation?	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
3622	And the next day guess what he found hanging from the door handle? A bloody hook.	1.1268	0.03977	71	62	9	0
3623	Do I have any pine needles in my teeth?	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
3624	See, the magic light stick makes everyone look like a monster!!	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
3625	This was how he was holding the torch before I ate him….	1.1268	0.05649	71	66	1	4
3626	It’s supposed to make me look ghoulish!	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
3627	It would be more scary if you didn’t have a knight stuck in your teeth	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
3628	You're going to run down the batter and then the monsters can get us.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
3629	...and that is how you'll become extinct.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
3630	… then, all those tiny rodents rear up on their hind legs, grow 100 times bigger, and take over the entire world.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
3631	Well, I guess he's the one.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
3632	Stop doing that -- you look just like a hominid.	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
3633	And, as the giant ape, came at me, I grabbed Kong, tossing the primate, over my head, and spun the big primate, in the air, on one finger! And, that's how we won, the 'Rumble in the Jungle' dance contest."'	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
3634	You're in dire need of a toothpick.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
3635	Yes, you look very scary, but frankly you don't need the light.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
3636	Then a huge asteroid with a fearful grimace fell down from the starry night sky.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
3637	And then he said: "when you look at yourself in the mirror, what do you see?"	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
3638	...Suddenly, we were struck by huge fireballs.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
3639	It was a dark and stormy night and scary humanoid creatures roamed the land.	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
3640	And then a meteor struck and we all died.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
3641	You look so much like Grandma Edna in that light.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
3642	And then he saw the giant asteroid!	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
3643	Ew, stop! That makes you look human!	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
3644	If you smile, they're more tender, thus, easy on the molars.	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
3645	That thing could make anything look terrifying.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
3646	For the last time, Earl, you're not a BEARDED dragon.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
3647	Mom's stories were more about ghosts and less about our bones being on display in glass boxes.	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
3648	And that was the end of the Mesozoic Era.	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
3649	The T Rex had a hook.	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
3650	This is the last time I'm doing shrooms with you.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
3651	The calls had been coming from inside the lair! The murderous caller was in the upstairs lair with the hatchlings the whole time!	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
3652	And there I was, neck-deep in tar with nary a dry cleaner.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
3653	...and then he tried to blow out the candles on his cake!	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
3654	And then St George screamed and ran away	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
3655	And to this day, many still believe that a giant asteroid is heading towards us causing total extinction !	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
3656	I bet if I eat this, I'll be glowing from the inside.	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
3657	I was warned that you're quite the flirt.	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
3658	Now this one is about the hairless apes that live in the center of the Earth.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
3659	...and all they found was a hook...on a tiny, tiny arm.	1.1264	0.04568	87	79	5	3
3660	And then the meteor came hurdling through the atmosphere and landed on a big round planet, obliterating everything to smithereens! Herman...you look worried.	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
3661	Did that scar you ?	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
3662	…and then they elected Donald Trump!	1.1264	0.04568	87	79	5	3
3663	Okay, here goes. Puff the magic dragon...	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
3664	And then Mothra threw me into the power lines.	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
3665	I told you living off Grid would be fun.	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
3666	Did you heard the one about the meteorite...?	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
3667	... and just as I was creeping up behind Galahad and Marian's horse, I grabbed the saddle stirrup, they all freaked out and took off, ripping my right arm right off at the elbow!!!	1.1264	0.04568	87	79	5	3
3668	Seriously...you're freakin' me out!	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
3669	Let's tell scary human stories!	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
3670	Let me guess, Hollywood called.	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
3671	And the knight slayed the dragon!	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
3672	...and then a big fireball fell in the ocean.	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
3673	I've been told I look even prettier by candle light.	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
3674	Hmm, I think you need to brush again.	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
3675	Do I have something stuck between my teeth?	1.1262	0.03824	103	92	9	2
3676	And they said the word we all fear the most...Reboot!	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
3677	Aw, c'mon! When the human I ate did this for his friends, they at least pretended to be scared!	1.1250	0.03789	104	93	9	2
3678	Well, it does make you look more handsome. I'll give you that.	1.1250	0.04820	72	65	5	2
3679	Want to hear my eerie story about humans?	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
3680	You are your own ghost story	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
3681	...then the paladin attacked with a Vicious Sword and rolled a natural 20. The DM and paladin argued whether the crit was an extra 2d6 slashing damage or 1d10 secondary damage. The bard and druid waited and ate an entire jumbo bag of blue Takis.	1.1250	0.04518	88	80	5	3
3682	Your teeth don’t bother me, it’s your breath that knocks me out!	1.1250	0.04831	80	73	4	3
3683	In the year two THOUsand, in the year two thousAND.	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
3684	Get your toes away from the fire.	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
3685	Then, St. George got angry...	1.1250	0.03925	72	63	9	0
3686	Get out, the roar is coming from inside the cave!	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
3687	And then it just came to me in a flash.	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
3688	This doesn’t taste as good as the entire!	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
3689	Anything but The Monkey's Paw again. Please!	1.1250	0.04518	88	80	5	3
3690	It's called Montreal Bronto Seasoning. You'll love it.	1.1250	0.03393	96	84	12	0
3691	...and it will be called Internet	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
3692	Two negatives make one positive.	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
3693	Let me put these clues together: 'I'm a very large city near Osaka...'	1.1250	0.03925	72	63	9	0
3694	Turn that light off before the meteor sees it.	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
3695	…and they sleep—ON TOP—of the bed!	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
3696	She has short painted fingernails, a pony tail, and she wears knee high socks. But when you must most fear Bethany is when she gets tired in a grocery store.	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
3697	And then out of nowhere, appears a snipe with a flashlight... (click) Bahahahahaha!!	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
3698	It was at that very embarrassing moment Rex finally understood why his mother had always told him to act his Age.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
3699	Then from the dark emerges...CHRIS PRATT!	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
3700	And their little bodies were pink, they were covered with fabric, and made weird noises from their mouths….	1.1250	0.04820	72	65	5	2
3701	I’m not trying to scare you, but I see impending doom.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
3702	Oooo,more teeth! More teeth!	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
3703	This is less painful than your facial method.	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
3704	And then there was a Princess.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
3705	And then… the comets rained down from the sky!	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
3706	Or … “Don’t shine that torch about! There’s a real danger those meat-eating dinosaurs out there Mighthavesaurus!”	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
3707	Yes the teeth whitening is spectacular but still not as romantic as the moon glow	1.1250	0.03925	72	63	9	0
3708	Steve, are we the monster?" -Lucas Torre, 13 years ol	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
3709	Oooooowooooo!	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
3710	Scarey, yes. And a tad pathetic.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
3711	Ma! How much do I get for a molar?	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
3712	…and suddenly, the humans started discussing the real estate market.	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
3713	I know that’s not part of the story, but look at what a great job Dr. Schwartz did with my overbite	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
3714	And then they cooked themselves	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
3715	And then, suddenly, out of nowhere, a meteor appeared, hurtling toward the earth..."	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
3716	So this is how tonight’s dinner tried to scare me off.	1.1250	0.03925	72	63	9	0
3717	More scary ghost stories? You promised we would toast marshmallows.	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
3718	and then, from under the bed, crawled a mammal !	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
3719	'And it's name was ... Chicxulub!'	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
3720	My name is Dave, I'll be your waiter.	1.1250	0.05210	72	66	3	3
3721	..and on a night just like this, a giant meteor…	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
3722	And then, one gray night, little Jackie came no more.	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
3723	That light accentuates your double chin.	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
3724	And then the lady said, "I'm not a damsel in distress, I source leathers for handbag designers!"	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
3725	Stop it Doug,you’re scaring the crap outta me!	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
3726	...and then Sir Lancelot crept up from behind...	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
3727	Take a good look…we will scare them even a million years after today	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
3728	Then the Grand Raptors warned that our methane discharges will destroy the planet.	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
3729	I still think you should get a ring light for your podcast.	1.1250	0.04831	80	73	4	3
3730	Excuse me, but do I have any villager stuck in my teeth?	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
3731	See? Fear is a matter of perspective	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
3732	Before he could run, the Tar Beast had him by the leg!	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
3733	And then they decided to make a SIXTH Jurassic Park film…	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
3734	...and then the knight in shining armor slayed the dragon, rescued the fair princess...and they lived happily ever after!	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
3735	And they had cars and guns and machines. And they cut down trees and dumped trash in the ocean!!!	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
3736	And what did you think when you first saw a human being?	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
3737	And then lo and behold, a big asteroid appeared out of nowhere . . .	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
3738	Skip to the end, Dad. It's getting buggy.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
3739	SMILE: This is Your Life	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
3740	...and then the humans sucked up our liquefied corpses and burned them for fuel!	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
3741	And then this astroid comes out of nowhere . . .	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
3742	Oh, Dino. You saw Humans do that to scare their children. What monsters.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
3743	And then the meteor destroyed all life as we know it!	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
3744	And then we became nuggets	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
3745	And then the Mammal said; "I'll eat up all of your eggs!"	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
3746	I am the viper. Does anyone want their vindows viped?	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
3747	I know it's scary! I look just like a human!	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
3748	And then, they would sit at a desk and work from dawn to dusk...	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
3749	... and finally one brave iguanodon looked up, and called, 'the asteroid is passing us by'!	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
3750	...when suddenly, the ugly scary human yelled...BOO!	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
3751	Gross. You should floss after eating campers.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
3752	That story is not as scary as your face!	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
3753	This story is called “The Damsel’s Revenge”!	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
3754	I’m here all week, but as you can see evolution may catch up with me soon.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
3755	I wrote Walk the Dinosaur for the Flintstones	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
3756	Well it all started with a tsunami and nuclear disaster in Japan, then a few years later, the orange man came…	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
3757	Is this what global warming looks like?	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
3758	Make a wish if you see a falling meteor	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
3759	Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see Andrew the Pooh's cock.	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
3760	And they had five toes, and no tail!	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
3761	You're beaming, honey.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
3762	Then we lost our wings thanks to natural selection.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
3763	The story was OK, but what's that really scary light saber you're holding?	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
3764	… and then Steven Spielberg cast them in a movie.	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
3765	And then the monster said, “Wanna buy some thin mints?”	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
3766	Here's one for you - 'One dark night a dinosaur was sitting by the fire he had started and in the moonlight, he saw a knight on horseback coming closer and closer ...' "	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
3767	They tell you asteroids aren’t real… well think AGAIN!!	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
3768	And then Mercury went into retrograde AGAIN!!!	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
3769	And then they made a bag out of it.	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
3770	Look how scary I am, grr	1.1233	0.04756	73	66	5	2
3771	Punxsutawney Dino saw his shadow hence there’s 6 more millenniums of winter.	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
3772	Need a light?	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
3773	You look better.	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
3774	Trust me, Lou, breathing fire is a lot scarier.	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
3775	I always knew that rubbing two sticks together was bound to go the way of the dodo.	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
3776	Once upon a time, ten-fingered beasts walked the earth...	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
3777	… And then in the not too distant future, maybe next week or even tomorrow, a giant meteor …	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
3778	And the big scary fireball in the sky came from CHINA!	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
3779	I just know that between this drink and fire our descendants have it made.	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
3780	Faster, faster” cried Jeff Goldblu	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
3781	Your asteroid story is the scariest thing I've ever heard!	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
3782	That's crazy! You really think that in the future they'll be able to see us as well as hear us?	1.1231	0.04655	65	58	6	1
3783	Then, the evil fire marshal assessed fines and stricter safety guidelines upon the poor dragon...	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
3784	I can't believe we're twins!	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
3785	Don't worry, it's not real. It's just the light. I'm not really a monster.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3786	Dad, when it's dark out don't scare me like that!	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3787	...and then she realized that the call was coming from within the castle!	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
3788	And the grieving Drogon flew off to Honah Lee.	1.1222	0.04421	90	82	5	3
3789	… and then there None!	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3790	Make Pangea great again!	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
3791	I still don't have aswers..	1.1222	0.04421	90	82	5	3
3792	Then the meteor hit! The dust blocked out the Sun! And we were extinct!!	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
3793	And then the editor said, “In addition to your new online only article, we need you to start producing some TikTok content”	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
3794	They slayed the dragon?! My scales are standing on edge.”	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3795	Say. My. Name.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3796	This image appears to be two dragons talking to each other beside a campfire. The campfire, mountains and taiga trees in the image hint that the dragons are camping as most camping is done in those biomes.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3797	… it was then the human realized he really HAD left the oven on.	1.1222	0.04421	90	82	5	3
3798	But if there were no more dragons, what could tear a royal family apart?	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3799	And instead of fire, he breathed water!	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
3800	And then they smile ... because they are happy!	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3801	And then on a dark rainy night	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
3802	Oh, You think you’re soooo scary!”	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3803	Look! I'm like that kids who was talking about us before we ate him.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
3804	If you’re trying to scare me, it’s not working.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3805	And then Elon....	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
3806	Charlie, that’s lame, you’ve been doing it since the dinosaurs were here. You need to come up with a newer trick.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
3807	It’s redundant.	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
3808	People stopped going to movie theaters - so there'll be no more Godzilla movies for us to star in.	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
3809	You’re such a narcissist Alan.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3810	Wow…Your snout is bright!	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
3811	….and then they polluted the waters and pillaged the natural resources all in the name of consumerism and greed.	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
3812	Long ago, in the kingdom of HBO/Warner Bros., we once were exploited with no SAG contract....	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3813	Watch the Big Bang unfold while I tell you this camp story	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3814	I can see you in better light now!	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
3815	So the mom called out, “Is there anyone there? Clap once for yes and twice for no.”	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
3816	But when they went back a year later there was still a shortage of toilet paper "	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3817	Your eyes, you're a monster	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3818	And then he started the campfire without any matches,without any kindling,without even saying a word	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3819	You’re wasting the battery, Stephen!	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
3820	It’s not longer funny!	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
3821	Then they strung his bones together with wire and charged admission for children to come gawk at his corpse.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
3822	Well, you guessed it right! I AM eating you, and not in a good way…	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
3823	and then the giant balloon that was threatening world dominance was shot down by an F15 fighter jet and everybody lived happily ever after.	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
3824	Wanna tell spooky caveman stories?	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3825	Invisalign!	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
3826	Admittedly, things got a little weird after the men put on their costumes.	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
3827	Thanks for starting the campfire.	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3828	Sounds like...'stubble'!	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3829	So what happened to the asteroid?	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3830	The human is coming to GET you!	1.1216	0.04695	74	67	5	2
3831	I never realized before that we dinosaurs could experience teeth-chattering disorders.	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
3832	Is this my best side?	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3833	And then there was this big bang....	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3834	It was a dark and stormy night, and the world was ruled by warm blooded bypedals...	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3835	On a dark and stormy night, a human like figure popped out of the trees, and STOLE THE FOOD!	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3836	Do I look weird ?	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
3837	Yipes, it makes you look like St. George!	1.1216	0.04695	74	67	5	2
3838	Yikes! You look positively human!	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3839	Enough already!! I get it!!	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3840	…and then the mom told the babysitter “we don’t have a knight statue! Get the kids out of the cave!”	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3841	Take a good look because we are going to be extinct in a few years!	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3842	She settled down to sleep. But wait, weren’t there only three eggs in her nest last night?	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3843	...and all that was left of him was his tail!" "Ewwww!	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
3844	There's something stuck in your teeth. I think it's a sock.	1.1212	0.03872	99	89	8	2
3845	The comet? What's a comet?	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
3846	...but he'd eaten so much honey and gotten so chubby he could not fit through Rabbit's doorway no matter how hard he tried and got stuck.	1.1212	0.03297	99	87	12	0
3847	Just got back from the future; it was enlightening!	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
3848	All right, stop dragon it out and get to the real scary part.	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
3849	And there it was, the creature that struck fear in all who crossed its path... It was... a TikTok influencer!	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3850	…and they called him Mothra	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3851	Holding it this way keeps the monsters away.	1.1209	0.04374	91	83	5	3
3852	Not tonight, Josephine.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3853	And then a gigantic fiery ball appeared in the sky, big enough to end us all FOREVER but at the last second, it fizzled out.	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
3854	Johnny, please stop ending every damn story with "RAWR."	1.1209	0.04374	91	83	5	3
3855	Beam me up, there's no intelligent life down here...	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
3856	Before I tell this tale, do I have anything stuck in my teeth?	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
3857	Definitely creepy; I think you're ready for your audition on Tuesday for the Game of Thrones sequel!	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
3858	Nothing else worked. Maybe now they'll be afraid of me.	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
3859	And then Beowulf popped out of the bushes and cut down Grendel with his bare hands.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3860	Quick, snap my picture!	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
3861	Might we just once try a story that doesn't end in flaming ooga-boogas?	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
3862	And then came the humans	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
3863	That makes you look like Godzilla!	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
3864	And with the Orange Giant gone and the evil government finally in control of everything, the hairless beings faced imprisonment, starvation, or they simply froze to death with nothing to heat their homes.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3865	And it had long, skinny arms and legs, a round head, and its whole hideous body was covered with soft, pinkish skin!”	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3866	It was no ordinary Damsel and the distress was all mine.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3867	I don’t want this story to drag on.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3868	Getting braces gave you a Hollywood smile.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3869	Do you see an eyelash stuck in my right eye? It’s ruining my evening.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3870	And then the prince removed his helmet… and he was CHARMING!	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
3871	It won’t be a shooting star.	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
3872	Rawr rawr rawr rawr, "HELLO!"	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3873	Hey! Scary gragon face.	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3874	You think my feet are big? Well settle in, son while I tell you all about the hairy creature roaming around these here woods.	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3875	It sure beats the hell out of rubbing sticks together!	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3876	Do you have any dental floss?	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3877	Twas the night before tax day	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3878	And then Godzilla was sentenced to electric death, it was the first time Perry Mason lost a case!	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3879	Humans disappeared and we returned,but the one called Santos can still be heard whispering in the dark: The sweater vests hide my scales.	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3880	So creepy,you look almost human.	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3881	I’d rather see you making me a S’more.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
3882	And then he said, “Does the name St. George ring a bell? Bwa ha ha!”	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
3883	Alexander, put it down. It’s a flashlight, not a mic	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3884	It’s a pain being cold-blooded.	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
3885	Legend has it that it’s me.	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
3886	...they're hairy and covered in skin, no tails,and their teeth are flat!...	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
3887	And then the guy in the metal suit takes out this big sword and	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
3888	Then, upon almost going to sleep, she heard something rustle in the bushes	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
3889	...and that's how Godzilla conquered all!	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
3890	Do I have something in my teeth?	1.1200	0.04634	75	68	5	2
3891	Then, the two-legged screamed, dropped this sun stick, and disappeared!	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
3892	Please, not that asteroid story again.	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
3893	Please enough with those same old ghost stories	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
3894	Considering our negative role in climate impact , I hope to God that those batteries are rechargeable!	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
3895	Gee, these humans do sound terrifying....	1.1200	0.04634	75	68	5	2
3896	Wanna make monster hand shadows?	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
3897	And then Daenerys began to slowly change into a Georgian congresswoman.	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
3898	I just ate Jack's beanstalk and all his beans for supper! Wanna hear how that went?	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
3899	... And then they decided to cast... Laura Dern!	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
3900	The princess blocked his number,ignored his emails,and moved in with a fire-breathing dragon,but the knight just wouldn't take a hint.	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
3901	And then the little furry creatures take over the planet!	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
3902	Thanks - I’ll be playing here for the next 165 million years.	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
3903	Dragon scary. Lit Dragon Terrifying. It's all about the lighting!	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
3904	And then man is made, and we become extinct.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3905	Wait, are we going for spooky or scary?	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3906	But behind him, slowly, silently, comes this tiny little mammal, with its warm blood, and its opposable thumbs..." Edgar Zapata, Orlando F	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
3907	The moon was rising. Dino was trying to hide from Jack who had an ax, then….	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
3908	As the batteries faded, the Mesozoic Era descended into darkness and the dinosaurs were no more.	1.1194	0.04523	67	60	6	1
3909	And they called them “human beings”	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
3910	And now a story to keep you awake till the Armageddon!	1.1194	0.04998	67	61	4	2
3911	After the wheel came nuclear fission. Then we blew up the world, and here we are toasting acorns instead of marshmallows.	1.1194	0.04998	67	61	4	2
3912	And then the comet struck!	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
3913	And then a meteor is going to crash and make us extinct. Mwahahaha!	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
3914	And then, the humans started spraying giant fire extinguishers at your Uncle Fred!	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
3915	Along time ago there were these monsters called Humans.	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
3916	...every time the damn flashlight under the chin gag 'look at me look at me hehe' . Yeah, like you'll be in the Smithsonian one day!	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
3917	and a homo sapien was born ...	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
3918	Redundant	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3919	Don't do that. You look like Sam Neill.	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
3920	Your face doesn't scare me. That meteor does.	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
3921	And then...the coffee in the cup...started to tremble...	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3922	This must be dessert!"	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3923	-My name is SANTOS!!! -Ooooh, scary!!!	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
3924	Then the stars fell.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3925	Then the Cro-Magnons came creeping up in the woods.	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
3926	And then there were two.	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
3927	And then the asteroid hits...and BAM...all the dinosaurs are dead!	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
3928	Historical accuracy has never been a big concern at the Jurassic Experience.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3929	Don’t make me laugh.	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
3930	I just got a facial!	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3931	Stop with the flashlight already; you’re scaring me!	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
3932	Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
3933	…and then the human went BOO!	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
3934	On dark night, just like tonight, Beowulf still wonders the woods...	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
3935	Gordon, you promised you were not going to bring work on our vacation!	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
3936	Do I look like I'm kidding?	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
3937	It's the last lithium battery in the world.	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
3938	And the giant meteorite was aiming right for the Earth”… We can do another scary story tomorrow. Good night.	1.1184	0.04944	76	70	3	3
3939	The most horrifying thing that has happened is when MAN approached our borders & with days his desire to control the world put our American cousin on the wall mount.	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
3940	He was tasty, but you can have the flashlight for dessert.	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
3941	It’s hard to hold without thumbs, but very effective.	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
3942	You've changed a lot since your last birthday! What if your growth continues like this for years and years? Maybe God will soon realize he's giving you way too much. too soon!	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
3943	And then, humans approached! But all dressed in metal of course because they're cowards.	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
3944	When they got to the vault, they discovered…the currency was backed only by fiat!	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
3945	I got this bright thing from the man I ate.	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
3946	Gotta tell ya, Earl — you've been huffing those flashlight beams a little too much for my liking lately.	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
3947	Oh great, another one from the 'little mammals will take over the earth' genre.	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
3948	And then we ll be stuff toys for the toddlers eek	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
3949	well ….we survived !!!!	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
3950	And then little Billy gazed at the stars and sang Kumbaya!	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
3951	How many times have I told you to forget working on your face? I prefer the natural look!	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
3952	. . . Then, standing right front of us -- was Nostradamus	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
3953	And then, carbon capture alone failed.	1.1176	0.03763	102	92	8	2
3954	All they found were...his bones!	1.1176	0.04927	68	62	4	2
3955	And when he woke up and went outside, all he found was an empty suit of armor.	1.1176	0.03206	102	90	12	0
3956	And then they popped the balloon!	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
3957	Ah, said the man with the contract, you obviously didn’t read the fine print!	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3958	Stop! You are going to attract a meteor!	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3959	...and then...they lived happily ever after!	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
3960	Eew, don't do that, you look like a mammal	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3961	Quit it! It's scary enough out here!	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3962	And then the kid asked for "More Broccoli".	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3963	I’m a little rock, flying through the sky, getting bigger and bigger…	1.1176	0.03763	102	92	8	2
3964	How are you holding fire?	1.1176	0.03936	68	60	8	0
3965	with this 20000 lumens LED flashlight... Why do they promote such an experience as "all natural"?	1.1176	0.03936	68	60	8	0
3966	Yes, there is this creature called Bigfoot.	1.1176	0.04927	68	62	4	2
3967	And then I said, "lights, camera, action."	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3968	Do you think I should get a chin tuck?	1.1176	0.04927	68	62	4	2
3969	And the final season was so bad, that they had to make a prequel to save face!	1.1176	0.04556	85	78	4	3
3970	And long after we die,their kids play with the miniature plastic versions of us in the sand.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3971	Grindr was a mistake. I've evolved, Donald, I'm really more a Christian Singles kind of guy.	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
3972	AND THEN OUR BONES WILL BE DISPLAYED IN MUSEUMS	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
3973	But this has a smaller carbon footprint	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3974	... and they all went extinct!	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3975	That fireball-from-the-sky story is getting pretty lame.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
3976	Long ago, in a land called Honah leee....	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
3977	But you haven't known real fear till you've set foot in Hollywood.	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
3978	To this day they are obsessed with us.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
3979	What’s that big fire ball in the sky?” asked the little TRex	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
3980	This is real, scary fun until the battery dies.	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
3981	Don't I look scary when I light up my face from underneath?	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
3982	And then it got very,very,very cold!	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
3983	Ralph, the whole world is not a stage.	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
3984	And that's when they heard the sound of the accountant's calculator click, click, clicking in the well-lit room!	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
3985	Wooooo- I'm Saint George!	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
3986	Well, it all started with Dolly, the sheep, and now we have Jurassic, George	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
3987	...then the little hairy creatures came out of their burrows and pursued world domination	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
3988	Afraid to try it… What are you living in the Stone Age?	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
3989	And then the humans came...	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
3990	...but the itch was just out of reach!	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
3991	And what happened after the meteor slammed into Earth?	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
3992	The little girl took one look at the big scary monster and doubled over laughing.	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
3993	Who needs Prometheus?	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
3994	And then, the huge, crazy asteroid which called itself Armageddon, escaped from the insane asylum and began to hurtle toward Earth!	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
3995	I like it, but don't we need fire first?	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
3996	Yea, the flash light thing is really scary, butt my ass is dragon	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
3997	I told you not to be scared.	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
3998	And then they saw a huge rock with a bright tail in the sky overhead!	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
3999	Please stop doing that! You know how it freaks me out when you smile like a lying politician.	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
4000	To which she eerily replied, "That's not a Quad Venti White Mocha Frappuccino!"	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
4001	Where were you hiding the batteries?	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
4002	Oooh, it makes you look hideously human!	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
4003	And then they used the oozing black liquid to power their machines!	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
4004	On a night much like this... an asteroid flew across the sky...	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
4005	And then we became chicken nuggets.	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
4006	And the Evil Scientist shouted, “It will live by sucking fossil fuels!”	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
4007	You know, that would be a lot scarier if there was something in the woods that could actually eat us.	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
4008	Look into my eyes. You don't get rid of monsters by shining a flashlight on them.	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
4009	Oh, Duffy, if you only knew how ridiculous you look with that flashlight under your chin!	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
4010	When we hold our feet to the fire, look how happy it can make us!	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
4011	...and then a rock came from outer space	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
4012	...and then this huge asteroid headed straight to earth.	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
4013	...and the asteroid had a hook for an arm!	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
4014	And they called it: Jurassic World Dominion	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
4015	Legend has it we will soon be controlled by a woman!	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
4016	When asked by the waiter, the human asked for his steak to be well done!	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
4017	Come on, Butthead, you convinced me we should wear these dinosaur costumes on our camping trip but do you really think it's funny to attract hordes of mosquitoes as well?	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
4018	To his horror, the cobra turned out to be a firehose!	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
4019	And at first he thought "Oh,it's just a little Hobbit."	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
4020	Yess-ssir-ree! You are the scary one, for sure. You are about as scary as that purple celebrity cousin of yours. At least HE has his own TV show.	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
4021	T-Rex leaned in to deliver the frightening twist in the story. The flames flickered and cast eerie shadows across the ancient trees. Herbisaurus felt a primal fear deep in his bones. The tale was so frightening that even the stars seemed to dim.	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
4022	This is how I tell my scary stories.	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
4023	Can you believe they invented hot fire before the flashlight?	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
4024	...and the cop says, 'The calls are coming from inside the cave. INSIDE your cave!'	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
4025	Suddenly, a lawyer stepped out of the shadows.	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
4026	When you said role play, I was thinking more castle-in-the-clouds...	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
4027	And, instead of an egg, it bore a small version of itself.	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
4028	It's amazing what new technology can do!	1.1159	0.04858	69	63	4	2
4029	Why, you're a beast!	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
4030	Actually, I thought you were scarier when you walked down the aisle to marry me.	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
4031	And the big, bad human roared with the might of a thousand mice!	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
4032	Is this scary, or what?	1.1159	0.04858	69	63	4	2
4033	From that day on,he was never seen again. All they ever found was a few bones.	1.1159	0.04858	69	63	4	2
4034	And then she hopped on my back and we went flying off. Jean Godden, Seattle, Washington	1.1159	0.04858	69	63	4	2
4035	This will make the story I am about to tell even scarier!	1.1159	0.03882	69	61	8	0
4036	IMHO you look scarier without the flashlight.	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
4037	With a campfire, a flashlight, and two dinosaurs, this cartoon is totally anachronistic,am I right?	1.1159	0.05278	69	64	2	3
4038	My torch beats yours.	1.1159	0.04858	69	63	4	2
4039	Stop it, seriously - how did you make a fire?!	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
4040	Makes you look scary, right?	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
4041	Carl, for the last time the world is not controlled by secret people-lizards	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
4042	And I haven’t filed my taxes in 16 years!	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
4043	Shouldn't the torchlight be reserved for ghost stories?	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
4044	Oh,you look so real.	1.1158	0.03921	95	86	7	2
4045	...and there, hanging on the side of the asteroid, was a hook!	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
4046	And then the asteroid killed all of them ,hey… uh, why is that giant rock hurtling at us?	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
4047	And then it crawled out of the sea!	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4048	And they all lived happily ever after.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4049	When I asked you to bring the electronics, I assumed it would be an iPad	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
4050	And they dug up his bones 200 million years later and found his brain in his tail!	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4051	Once upon a time,a long time ago,there were humans who wanted to rule the world!	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
4052	This ghost story is dragon on too long.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4053	This is a real confidence booster.	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
4054	Hey Rex, can you see me now, can you see me?	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
4055	And if you don't do what I tell you, a great big rock will fall out of the sky and . . .	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
4056	The scary part is, I’m using lithium batteries.	1.1154	0.04821	78	72	3	3
4057	A definite improvement!	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4058	and then, after millions of years, the apes slaved day after day to buy food and shelter from the special apes because they'd been fooled into believing that they couldn't grow their own food and live anywhere they wanted	1.1154	0.04821	78	72	3	3
4059	Having clean teeth has done wonders for my sex life!	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
4060	You know, with the light just right, you're pretty good-looking.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4061	Too bad we had to eat them, I mean they invented fire, right?	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4062	Bruce, you're scary-looking enough without the flash light.	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
4063	you're beginning to scare me	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4064	And that's how plates were invented by Man	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
4065	What use is it if you can't touch it?	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4066	Sounds like my old flame.	1.1154	0.04821	78	72	3	3
4067	Are you afraid of the dark?	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
4068	That one about the fireball in the sky really took my breath away.	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4069	Where the hell did you get batteries for that thing?	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
4070	This scary story is about a great force that came from outer space and threaten to wipe out the earth as we know it!	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4071	Crazy world how some things change and other things never do.	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
4072	..and the man had been inside him the whole time!	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
4073	Focus, the light of the torch creates the illusion that there's an easy way to the other side	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4074	I think I will audition for the next Dragonheart reboot	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
4075	And they wore these red ball caps...	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
4076	But my fire-breathing doesn't require batteries.	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
4077	It is relaxing, not to breathe fire for a change!	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
4078	Where did you get that flashlight from?	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
4079	Then, the Loch Ness Humans polluted the water with pesticides!	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
4080	This one’s called killer asteroid.”	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
4081	Could we turn the lights off when I go to sleep tonight?	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
4082	When they get to the end, just stick your face in the beam like this. They all yell and run away!	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
4083	”Ever hear of an asteroid?	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
4084	Oh look! A shooting star!	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
4085	Rubbing the sticks together is way less efficient.	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
4086	Hey…does this make me look scary?	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
4087	Just shup up and get the marsh mellows.	1.1148	0.04732	61	55	5	1
4088	No one can call me a luddite anymore	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
4089	Aaaaasteroids! Cooooomets!	1.1146	0.03881	96	87	7	2
4090	If there are no batteries left for hand shadows, I am going to be really pissed.	1.1146	0.03881	96	87	7	2
4091	Remember what mom said In this drought. Make sure you got a moisturizer. Some Noxzema is great and it's also good on toast	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
4092	And then there were no more little boys and girls to scare.	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4093	OK, let's see if I have this right. "What's that? Something behind me? C'mon I'm not falling for that. AAAAAAHHHH!"	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4094	So, since the comet is coming, how do you feel about becoming extinct?	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4095	And then the camper with the flashlight did this, and then I gasped, and then he dropped the flashlight and ran away!	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4096	That may have been funny 10,000 years ago, but not anymore.	1.1143	0.04791	70	64	4	2
4097	Oh, no! Not the one about the fire breathing chihuahua!	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
4098	And then.....it was an...ASTEROID!" "Nah, c'mon, man, that's not realistic. Last night you said global warming of all things."	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
4099	Am I less scary with a smile?	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
4100	You tell me Republican or Democrat?	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4101	Stop it! You're scaring me with that monster light.	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4102	And, suddenly, a comet streaked across the sky, heading straight for Earth...	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4103	As Henry drew close, he realized the light was not coming from a flashlight. Standing there was the glowing figure of a man with a smile on his face and a large gleaming sword in his hand. This man had come to slay him!!!!	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4104	You’ve got it all wrong! The real mystery is—where do I get the batteries?	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4105	You were supposed to get food but all you did was scare off all the critters with your monster face. What are we going to eat tonight, Carl?	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
4106	Got a great deal. Free batteries When you bought a Flashlight or electric toothbrush. I got both!	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4107	Now we have to figure out how to stream this to every campsite and cave around the world	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4108	I want my Mothra!	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
4109	The only thing scary about this is your eye bags.	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4110	But you told me socks with sandals was only an urban legend!	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4111	And they call it…a dentist!	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
4112	...and the princess kept whining incessantly!	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4113	And then I found out what is inside a human.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4114	...And all the fossils were turned to gas.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4115	And to this day, the knight in shining armor roams the woods, looking for his next victim	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
4116	AHHHH A DINOSAUR!	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
4117	It was worse than the final season of Game of Thrones!	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4118	Sorry Ester - it’s Rogue Hair Pact time	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
4119	...And then they realized the scary noise was a meteor plunging to Earth!!!	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4120	It's an oldie by T.Rex	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4121	The last couple we ate thought this was fun .	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
4122	ya it's this new stuff called fossil fuels!	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4123	Scary? Lighting the campfire with your breath. THAT’S scary.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4124	You know why were really going to disappear? Because smart asses like you.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4125	This horror story is real! I heard it on the news from Margery Tayler Green!	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4126	...and then little furry critters will rule this world.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4127	And then a giant gorilla appeared out of nowhere!	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4128	Terrible, Dino.	1.1139	0.04408	79	72	5	2
4129	If anyone sees you, how will they ever believe that we run The Trilateral Commission?	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4130	You look a little green around the gills	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4131	Smoothness of my scales is not apparent in the moonlight!!	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
4132	Will you marry me Dina?	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
4133	And then the girl kisses the frog....	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
4134	Oooooo I’m a monster	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
4135	And it is said that ..get this..Raptordomus predicted that a big light in the sky would KILL US ALL!!!	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
4136	Did you forget to floss?	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
4137	I want to show you a tar pit I recently discovered.	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
4138	And then the flying pterodactyls became angry and threatened to hurl a large meteorite down upon us.	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
4139	You’re so HOT without the spotlight…	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
4140	Quit fooling around! Let's just try and enjoy this Asteroid-less night...	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
4141	Those canines are pearly white, Henry.	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
4142	And then, Prince Charming played a love song on his lute.	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
4143	Just think, we could now notice any asteriod that comes at night.	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
4144	In this house we hold our own feet to the fire.	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
4145	And then the human said something horrifying that I could not fully understand. It was as if his lips were saying something different than what I heard come out of his mouth.	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
4146	I'll be honest, I'm hating every second of this trip, I only agreed to come with you because my other option was staying at home and listening to my husband rant about his ape NFTs.	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
4147	…but Tex, the thousand-foot-tall cowboy, held that cobbler in his cold, unblinking gaze and insisted, ‘I want me the fanciest boots that Tokyo ever done seen…’	1.1134	0.03843	97	88	7	2
4148	And they spend the rest of their lives working in an office	1.1129	0.04659	62	56	5	1
4149	With this light beam, I am now ready for Captain Kirk, Rematch!!	1.1129	0.04659	62	56	5	1
4150	And that’s when this furry eight-foot tall creature appeared out of nowhere! I swear I saw it with my own eyes!	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4151	And they want to know why fire breathing dragons became extinct.	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
4152	... and he delivers presents to children all over the world!	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4153	And then everyone in the world was forced to become VEGAN!	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4154	The tiny snack who had this kept saying something about a giant rock from the sky	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4155	You look so scary! I just wanted some s’mores.	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
4156	Look closer - I swear I can feel a tent pole between my teeth.	1.1127	0.04726	71	65	4	2
4157	You got taken; it only gives an illusion of fire."	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4158	After the fireball? What is left of us will be liquified then burned again!	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4159	A human	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
4160	I still consider this playing with your food, Bill.	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4161	Untamed beast reciting 'The Evils of Those Who Catch 'Em All,' c. 2023	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
4162	...and then much to their horror they finally realized that the princess was actually George Santos dressed in drag.	1.1127	0.04726	71	65	4	2
4163	Cut it out, Dad! Your ‘stupid knight’ just makes my humanmares worse.	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4164	…and out of the rustling bushes came a giant meteor!” “Rex, that’s not scary. We’re meat eaters” “No a meteor	1.1127	0.04726	71	65	4	2
4165	And then without any signs of slowing,atmospheric carbon molecules passed 420ppm	1.1127	0.04726	71	65	4	2
4166	And in 65 million years Donald Trump will become president of the United States.	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4167	Look what else they charged besides the climate.	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
4168	Terry, quit fooling around. That things never going to start a fire anywhere.	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4169	And the Grammy Award goes too…	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
4170	It was scary enough when you breathed the campfire into existence.	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
4171	And then a huge rock appeared in the sky, and it was falling—falling fast!	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
4172	... and when she crawled into her tent that night she found...a little girl with pigtails !	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
4173	So whatever you do, always remember, if you hear any noises at night, do not scream for help.	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
4174	Ooooooo…that’s almost as scary as “My Little Pony.”	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
4175	So they invented fire. But look what we've got.	1.1125	0.04355	80	73	5	2
4176	Think of all the trees we could save by simply breathing fire!	1.1125	0.04355	80	73	5	2
4177	Turn that off! Your feet are burning!	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
4178	... now tell the tar pit under the hibernation hole story!	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
4179	… and to this day no one has ever seen the Carcharodontosaur Girl of Carson’s Creek ever again.	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
4180	Do I look grisly enough	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
4181	At that moment, he realized the knight was inside the cave.	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
4182	It all began with the decent down a golden escalator!	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
4183	And then one of those furry creatures grew up to be…Elon Musk!	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
4184	It was a bright, sunshiny morning, the tulips were up, the bells of the ice cream van could be heard, and little Sue and her puppy Snooky popped out of the door...	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
4185	The special effects are not necessary.	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
4186	Happily ever after! With a knight?!	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
4187	Happily ever after! With the psychopath that slayed her babysitter!?	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
4188	You already scared me when you said we're going extinct.	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
4189	So I tell Peter Jackson “if you just light me like THIS, I look just like Smaug!” He went with Benedict Cumberbatch anyway.	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
4190	Ooooh. I'm a scary meteor.	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
4191	And he held his flashlight up like this so I could see what I was eating	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
4192	Do I look like a scary human?	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
4193	The New Yorker picked mine! The New Yorker picked mine!	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
4194	Can you see if there is broccoli in my teeth?	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
4195	And then the meteor crashed into Earth, blotting out the sun and ending life as we knew it. Kidding!	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
4196	And then, a huge fireball fell from the sky...	1.1122	0.04072	98	90	5	3
4197	When I finish this ghost story you can breathe us a new fire.	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
4198	I don’t think Modern Man would like to know we already have flashlights.	1.1111	0.04662	72	66	4	2
4199	And they call it the Fire Extinguisherrr!!!	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
4200	Just pretend you think I am scary......I know in real life you value my good looks....	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
4201	Is that your 'Scary Face', or are you just glad to see me?	1.1111	0.05064	72	67	2	3
4202	The human was scarier before you ate her.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
4203	OOOh...scary.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
4204	Then from out of the sky came this fireball and into the Twilight Zone we went.	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
4205	Then he said “The call is coming from inside your stomach!”	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
4206	It was that very night that I rolled dice with...the Dungeon Master!	1.1111	0.03175	99	88	11	0
4207	Shhh. Do you hear it? There’s a meteorite sizzling through the night shy. Muhahahaha!	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
4208	Once apon a time there was a human who drove over a snake...	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
4209	Take the flashlight. You’re going to have to make your own light at the end of the tunnel.	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
4210	'Don’t light up my life!	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
4211	Then he turned the flashlight on me, and they all screamed. I still don’t understand why.	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
4212	And then St. George swooped in with his sword drawn!	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
4213	No, you don't look scary, but you look freaky cuz you have spinach in your teeth.	1.1111	0.03991	63	56	7	0
4214	Spooky,huh	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
4215	...and then this huge asteroid crashed right into the earth.	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
4216	It scared me so I ate him.''	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
4217	But the building wasn't just wood, it was reinforced concrete with fire-resistant polymers.	1.1111	0.04662	72	66	4	2
4218	And then the asteroid got closer and closer....	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
4219	and then, this epic ball of fire streaked across the skies...	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
4220	You get so weird when you eat human.	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
4221	So, what part of it did you bite off… I see a hand, NO - gotta be the elbow!	1.1111	0.04648	81	75	3	3
4222	Stop dragon me into your psychotic fantasies Marv!	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
4223	And then, while she was still breathing, they dragged her to a taxidermist.	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
4224	He thought we'd be spooked if he shined it in our eyes.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
4225	And then he said,”you alligators are all alike”.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
4226	Don't be scared. I used to be a dentist.	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
4227	And despite poor reviews, they made more and more Jurassic Park films.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
4228	My last race ...my feet are killing me.	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
4229	Than a meteor came and wiped us all out	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
4230	My cracker Jack prize.	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
4231	And then the young dragons realized that the knight had only one gauntlet. His other hand was a hook.	1.1111	0.05116	63	58	3	2
4232	They heard a rustling in the bushes ... and IT WAS A GIANT ASTEROID!	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
4233	Whatever you do don’t fall asleep!	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
4234	More s'mores please!	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
4235	Scary story by the scary master	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
4236	Hallelujah!! I think you’re finally beginning to see the light.	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
4237	Camping by a fire	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
4238	And then a ghostly human stepped into my cave	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
4239	Watch this, Joey. It's all in the eyes. My world famous Vince McMahon...	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
4240	And then they destroy the Earth with our bones!	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
4241	That only scares humans!	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
4242	And, suddenly, men invented Artificial Intelligence.	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
4243	And then the big bad asteroid said, 'Well, hello, Mr. Darwin. I guess you didn't see me coming, did you?'	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
4244	I can't focus on anything, Roy, until you get your teeth cleaned.	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
4245	Not only did these Girl Scouts have cell phones, but they also had... cookies!!	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
4246	Now we can tell ghost stories.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
4247	It’s not helping. I’m still afraid of what could be out there.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
4248	Hmmmm… “The Shining”?	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
4249	And the next thing he heard was…Puff the Magic Dragon, over and over again!!	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
4250	And they’ll call it a ‘Stay-cation‘	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
4251	And then out of nowhere came 1,000 humans wanting to steal all my treasures!	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
4252	Please bro stop it, it's the 20th time now.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
4253	and now for the evil intentions	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
4254	But all the tiny two-legged creatures couldn’t put Mr. Fossil together again.	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
4255	Boy, you can’t beat camping can you? A toasty fire, a flashlight. What’s not to like?	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
4256	…and Dr. Grant says, ‘Mr Hammond, I have decided NOT to endorse your park’.	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
4257	You gotta keep it old school and stay away from the edibles, Puff.	1.1099	0.03969	91	83	6	2
4258	Wanna hear some freaking story?	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
4259	Maybe someday you'll be credited for inspiring the selfie.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
4260	And then the ugly fur-covered humans will rise up with pointy sticks and hunt all the bad dinosaur children.	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
4261	...and then, from out of nowhere...there came a man called GEORGE R. R. MARTIN!	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
4262	Ahh! You look so normal!	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
4263	My turn for a spooky story... When the campfire goes out, we're all going to freeze!	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
4264	I caught a Velociraptor THIS big!!!	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
4265	Get out of the house. That fireball you heard is upstairs.	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
4266	Somehow it hasn't been the same since our fire-breathing went EV.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
4267	Come closer for the shock ending!	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
4268	It was a bright and temperate day...	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
4269	Once upon a time, long ago, this land was inhabited by strange beings with unimaginable powers called homo sapiens.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
4270	…and once again the puppet’s black eyes were staring right at him…	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
4271	Left swipe, guaranteed!	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
4272	So tell me, what are your future plans?	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
4273	And then after defeating the knight in shining armor, Grandpa looked inside the suit of armor - and it was the princess!	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
4274	And they were never... seen...again!	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
4275	Your positive it won't cause an ice-age?	1.1096	0.04600	73	67	4	2
4276	So this ghost, Epstein, didn't kill himself?	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
4277	And the monster was forced to live a vegan lifestyle for the rest of his days. The End.	1.1096	0.04600	73	67	4	2
4278	"He slowly lifted it out of the bag. It was red. It had long hideous nose. He lifted it and pointed it to my face. It was . . . it was . . . A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! Bahhh! Got ya.	1.1096	0.04600	73	67	4	2
4279	Wow! Scary! You definitely look human - like a used car salesman.	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
4280	This is the story of the Game of Thrones finale which most people didn't like but I thought was excellent.	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
4281	YOU'RE SCARY WHEN YOU DO THAT!	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
4282	The only thing you’re missing is a fur collared coat.	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
4283	And then appears this yellow haired, oranged faced guy who was determined to ruin civilization.	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
4284	Boo! I finally found a use for this thing!	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
4285	Come on, try it! Don't you want to look scary?	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
4286	And then he yelled a battle cry and performed a tactical retreat.	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
4287	No,not the one about extinction of the species!	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
4288	And, just as the night ended, a huge rock hit offshore killing everything for dozens of miles around…” “Oh c’mon Fred, nothing like that could ever happen and you know it!”	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
4289	You can trust me…. Just relax and drink it!	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
4290	Okay, now did I scare you?	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
4291	They were frightened of each other! You shoudda seen their faces when I showed up!	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
4292	Stop scaring me! You look like a human.	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
4293	When he realized it was actually a... FIRE EXTINGUISHER!	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
4294	...the studio head took a beat, then announced to all: "We've decided to reboot King Kong."	1.1094	0.03932	64	57	7	0
4295	No, you don’t look like a kid telling a monster story.	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
4296	Hey, Rex, there's no need to embellish your scaryness with ghost stories.	1.1094	0.03932	64	57	7	0
4297	But the cave dwellers weren't happy just reassembling our bones! Fashioning us into toys was the next of their fiendish plans! And then...and THEN....!	1.1094	0.03932	64	57	7	0
4298	… and then they put his bones on display for everyone - even the children - to see.	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
4299	A long time ago there was a cold-blooded killer…	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
4300	And then, after everyone thought Matthew Broderick had killed it forever, the franchise started again!	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
4301	And they speak to a ghost named Siri.	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
4302	Haven't I told you a thousand times that using both a flashlight and a fire is hurting our habitat?	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
4303	Bwah hah hah	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
4304	Do I have any caveman in my teeth?	1.1087	0.03927	92	84	6	2
4305	Beats fire heartburn.	1.1087	0.03927	92	84	6	2
4306	Haha, I bet you're thinking, 'I don't really look like a monster.'	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
4307	Next the humans stabbed the unsuspecting white blob family with sharp sticks and thrust them into the fire to die a painful death, then ate their corpses.	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
4308	You're going to attract Mothra.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
4309	I think I can top that scary story--just give me a little time.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
4310	I just had my teeth cleaned so I will not be hunting tonight.	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
4311	And then the big comet came CRASHING down.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
4312	He saw me and then ran off and left this flashlight"	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
4313	and humans are still lurking in the forest waiting to strike	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
4314	And then the cartoonist produced ... the most anachronistic, anthropomorphic childish sketch of all!" "Wait! Where's my other arm?	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
4315	Anyhoo, don't know why this works, but very scared little campers. Delicious, by the way!	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
4316	Not scary! No one believes your stories about rocks falling from the sky	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
4317	You're scaring me man.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
4318	It was a bright and starry day	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
4319	DO I SOUND LIKE T REX?	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
4320	Old creatures swear this light angle takes YEARS off their features!	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
4321	Live footage of the U.S. government in session.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
4322	What do you mean they were hit by an asteroid?	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
4323	Hey look how scary this makes me look	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
4324	That really doesn’t add anything to your scariness, Ralph.	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
4325	You got something in your teeth	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4326	Jesus, I thought for a minute you were M. Night Shyamalan.	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4327	And the witch, having offered Hansel and Gretel as much of the candy cottage as they could carry, sent them home by Uber!	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
4328	Was it the volcanoes? No… Was it the climate change? No… Was it the asteroid? YES!!!	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4329	...and then the mammals took over and destroyed the planet.	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
4330	And then came along one of those five toed creatures with no tails.	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4331	I can't believe we're not having s'mores!	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
4332	So then this ghostly stegasaurus leaps out of the marsh at him...	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
4333	And the monster appeared with ten fingers, ten toes, and hair on top!	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
4334	I wish we hadn't eaten the human now because I could really use his opinion on your scary story telling skills.	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4335	I found this great night light. You won't have to fire up for us to read in bed.	1.1081	0.04540	74	68	4	2
4336	Every time we go camping it's the same old scary human stories!	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4337	And then, the brown rock stood up and Godzilla saw that it was really - KONG!	1.1081	0.04540	74	68	4	2
4338	Now we can look up my nose for that splinter.	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4339	And then a giant meteor plunged into the Yucatan Peninsula...	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4340	Though on the outside he looked just like you or me, the scales disguised... a politician!	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
4341	Whadaya think we ought to call this new thing, Fredo?	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
4342	No, that smile would not attract Neanderthals.	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
4343	Wanna hear about the dinosaur that went extinct and never returned!	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4344	...and then the asteroid hit!!! Don't worry Harvey, it will never happen!	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4345	Then,the egg cracked and out sprang a metal hook…	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4346	What would old grandfather Godzilla have done?	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
4347	Don’t know if I can last until global warming kicks in.	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
4348	Let’s test if I was scared or not at first before carrying out the work.	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4349	So after dark St. George's ghost searches here for young sleeping dragons...	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4350	...and then the monster suddenly appeared!	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4351	And then he and the princess ran away, and all I could do was watch.	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
4352	Look, we may have lost our wings and we can't breathe fire anymore, but we can blind them with this powerful magic light!!	1.1081	0.04540	74	68	4	2
4353	Chicxulub Crater!	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
4354	.... and then hundreds of thousands of years in the future one of our only decedents that will remain is the chicken!	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
4355	I see you've been shopping at the Creation Museum again.	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
4356	And the kid I took it from was singing, " This little light of mine. I’m going to let it shine Oh, this little light of mine I’m going to let it shine	1.1077	0.04452	65	59	5	1
4357	Do I look like a candidate for Invisalign?	1.1077	0.04452	65	59	5	1
4358	And then Nostradamus-rex said, we'd all be obliterated by a giant asteroid.	1.1077	0.04963	65	60	3	2
4359	See !!! There was NO 5th extinction !!!!	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
4360	You look just like a human child! Frightening, too say the least.	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
4361	See they give light and you can eat them too!	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
4362	It was all metal and charged!	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
4363	No wonder he didn’t see us coming.	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
4364	Does that thing keep you warm or it looks like a spooky face	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
4365	Eek, you look like a scary human when you do that	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
4366	Close. Their eyes look bigger.	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
4367	You gave you right arm for that?! Bozo!	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
4368	When they parked the car, she saw, hanging from the door handle, a bloody...Comet!	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
4369	And when they finally got to the cave, they found that Barry had evolved...feathers!	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
4370	St. George crept up on the campfire, the blade of his sword glinting in the firelight…	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
4371	Do I have anything between my teeth?	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
4372	And then he said, "I think we should schedule a Zoom!"	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
4373	I'm a meteorite!	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
4374	And the marshmallows don't leave any nasty residue.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
4375	...and when he awoke, he became Godzilla: Larry King of the Monsters"	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
4376	And, along with the accursed meteor came... the dawn of man!	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
4377	And after the bones decomposed, they used them to fuel their cars.	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
4378	And all of a sudden, out popped the dreaded teenager!	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
4379	And there's more. After the meteor, there was ... George Santos!	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
4380	Again with the ghost stories, Jerry?	1.1067	0.04482	75	69	4	2
4381	Boo!!	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
4382	You don’t really need the flashlight	1.1067	0.04482	75	69	4	2
4383	I've heard it said that it is all about the light, my gosh you look beautiful!	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
4384	I know I don't look spooky but can't you at least pretend?	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
4385	Boo. Did I scare you?	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
4386	And then a huge asteroid came and all the little campers were obliterated!	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
4387	Boo—I look like a scary human.	1.1067	0.04867	75	70	2	3
4388	Tomorrow we scale the scariest mountain!	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
4389	I want them to see my face when I tell them climate change is real!	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
4390	Do I still have some Jackie Paper between my teeth?	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
4391	I don't get it. Why would our nature wish to be straight?	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
4392	Hey cut it out, you're scaring me to extinction!	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
4393	Now... wanna go for some tacos and scare young couples?" Shari Villegas-Jone	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
4394	Don’t you agree that the aligners worked great?	1.1067	0.04482	75	69	4	2
4395	And when they did this, I snuck up behind them and ate them.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
4396	My name is Godzizzle, my nizzle.	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
4397	so what's your name, Spit Fire!	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
4398	Ooooo! The flashlight highlights your best features!	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
4399	Once upon a time,there were humans. . .	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
4400	Am I hot enough chick for you?	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
4401	Your silly stories about a giant meteor are ridiculous and not believable.	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
4402	What's it gonna be: fire or batteries?	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
4403	Stop, it makes you look scary.	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
4404	Isn't this the wong drawing? I submitted a caption yesterday and it was totally different. I think this one was first used a few weeks back.	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
4405	And then a monster asteroid smashed the earth and all of our kind where gone for good	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
4406	Frightened, no! I expected Governor Ron would be here to burn books!	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
4407	Shine that light all you want honey, but dinosaurs fear nothing but comets.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
4408	Once a year humans do the Monster Mash. It takes place the last day of -- Wait! What month is this?	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
4409	I'm really creeped out. Time for s'mores.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
4410	And in a FLASH, a giant meteorite was discovered heading to earth! Scary stuff!!!	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
4411	A meteor hitting the Earth like that could never happen.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
4412	Nogard! Nogard!	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
4413	And then, the red trucks with hoses came.	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
4414	'twas the night before Christmas...	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
4415	Frankly, Bill, I don't think the teeth whitening is going to do all that much for you	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
4416	Now these are real FANGs	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
4417	...and she slowly opened the door and there was a man standing there with a briefcase and he said: 'Hello, I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.'	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
4418	Just pretty darn goofy and not scary at all.	1.1058	0.03324	104	94	9	1
4419	...and then they reassemble your bones and hang you from the ceiling.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
4420	And then she saw a big shooting star and started to make a wish...	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
4421	If only we’d let them show us how to make s’mores, it could’ve been a win-win.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
4422	And then this scary human came out of the shadows.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
4423	So then the big rock from outer space...oh sorry I thought I was talking to a dinosaur. Okay. So, then George tells the king and his army that he will behead the last dragon if they all worship his God.	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
4424	Look at me! Loook at Meeeeeee!	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
4425	Suddenly, the pterodactyl looked down and saw a bloody hook hanging on the door	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
4426	Ha! You Flinched	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
4427	BEWARE!, It's the monster with two legs, no tail and smooth skin who breathes only halitosis.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
4428	would you like a light?	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
4429	I borrowed this from the guy in R&D	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
4430	Stop that, Stanley. Your'e scaring my scales off.	1.1053	0.04424	76	70	4	2
4431	I'd like to start out with my favorite song, "Oh Dragon Eyes".	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
4432	Sorry dear, but your zits are still showing.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
4433	Nothing like a cozy evening by he fireplace.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
4434	And when the mysterious autumn mist lifted, Puff frolicked no more.	1.1053	0.04424	76	70	4	2
4435	I tell you, she's the best dentist around. Look at these chompers!	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
4436	How do my new teeth look?" Alicia Chinatomby, New Yor	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
4437	The composition is better"	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
4438	You are feeling afraid...VERY afraid.	1.1053	0.04424	76	70	4	2
4439	... and then again I had that scarry feeling that a child was under my bed...	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
4440	A podcast a week? We got this.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
4441	After All What Matters Is the Effect.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
4442	No, seriously. if we could find one more of us to say 'ser" at the end, we could make a fortune on Super Bowl Sunday."	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
4443	And then a large white balloon drifted above!	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
4444	The lighting and sound guy keeps setting it up this way? No wonder the ratings stay down.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
4445	And someday we’ll be fossil fuel!	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
4446	And then... they were audited for tax evasion!	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
4447	You ate Gloria? Mr. DeMille will not be happy!	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
4448	And then I appeared!	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
4449	Yellow IS scary	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
4450	...and that is how they fuel their cars.	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
4451	Hey, grow up before it's too late.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
4452	You have smores between your fangs	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
4453	Once upon a time there was a meteor t- "AAAHHH!!!	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
4454	You look downright scary when you do that.	1.1047	0.04061	86	79	5	2
4455	Do you see any unnatural hairs under my chin?	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
4456	Mwahahaha....I'm an asteroid!	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
4457	Stop it, you look like a scary camp fire girl !	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
4458	I'm sorry we ate those campers, this would've scared the bejeezus out of them!	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
4459	And then he heard the words: ‘You’re on mute’ ”	1.1045	0.03765	67	60	7	0
4460	That's not funny, these woods are swarming with humans.	1.1045	0.03765	67	60	7	0
4461	Little did they know the hitchhiker was...Saint George.	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
4462	Not playing, I can't get my fire back, dude	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
4463	Then the Great Lizard said to the people, "This light growing in the sky is my gift to you all!.."	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
4464	Tell me, darling. Do you love me for my good looks? Or is it my opposable thumb?	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
4465	And then the bad meteor barely missed us!	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4466	One torch song does not glamping make.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4467	And the astroid sped toward Earth with terrifying speed	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4468	Fire2.0!	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4469	Day became night as the big sky rock came even closer and then every living thing was gone, except you.	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
4470	That's not how the 'monster stories around the campfire' thing works.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4471	Once there was an accountant named Larry...	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4472	This is the latest portable version of fire.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4473	One of the Zombies had white skin, another was brown - really ugly!	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4474	Fred said, "Barney is all yours."	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
4475	Jack Nicolson in The Shining.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4476	This is what kids do when they are camping and telling scary stories….do I look scary to you?	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4477	I still think this light is the most flattering of the three.	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
4478	Suddenly, an immense ball of fire raced toward us, soaring low over the horizon.	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
4479	Here's the scary face after 17 smores.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4480	…and then he pulled out a fire extinguisher!	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
4481	Yes, we ate him, but maybe he WAS a god?	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
4482	And after the psycho prince killed a perfectly innocent dragon, a princess he had just met suddenly wanted to marry him. And that’s why humans are terrible at telling stories.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4483	Stop. You'll give me nightmares.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4484	. . . and then they looked up, and they saw it, just floating, watching, and then . . . POP!!!	1.1039	0.04369	77	71	4	2
4485	...but his left claw was missing, and in it's place, a Was A Fire Extinguisher!	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4486	'Tierd of your pseudo apocalyptic meteor stories...'	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
4487	Do dinosaurs tell ghost stories around campfires in the woods?	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
4488	Elementary, my Dear Watson is spelled "ary" not "ery"	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
4489	And then the mild-mannered bookkeeper walked into the office and said 'Good Morning Everybody'.	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
4490	Then a white male teenager in camo jumped out from behind the tree.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
4491	Does this light make my face glow or rekindle any childhood antics?!? J Kinsey Toronto ONT	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
4492	can you see me now?	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
4493	And I thought I was scared of the dark...	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
4494	You were scarier before you went to Clear Choice.”	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
4495	We're all set for when fires become extinct.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
4496	It turns out we've never been Kaiju! This whole time, we've only been puppets created by humans for entertainment!	1.1034	0.04016	87	80	5	2
4497	Wwwoooooooooo!! Scary, huh?	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
4498	...and now on nights of a crescent moon, the one-armed sculptor wanders these woods in search for dragons to pose for his carvings.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
4499	They said it is 'inextinguishable'	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
4500	Early flashlight tag	1.1034	0.05326	58	54	2	2
4501	Too bad I ate the guy who started this, at least I should have gotten the recipie.	1.1031	0.03432	97	88	8	1
4502	I know it is you Freddie. Don't try to look like you will look like in 120,000 years.	1.1029	0.04750	68	63	3	2
4503	And then suddenly out of nowhere a giant meteor hurtles to earth….	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
4504	... and then his scales fell off and he looked just like A HUMAN BEING!	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
4505	But when he checked again all his crypto was actually a scam, and his job was a scam, society's infrastructure and traditions, industry, recycling, his partner and kids and his home and his car were all a scam, and the only thing that isn't is death.	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
4506	Jeff,enough! We are all out of bug spray!	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
4507	And suddenly he realized the shooting star was actually … a METEOR!	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
4508	What was your take on that Frost Poem?I think the world will end in fire. Do you think ice would suffice?	1.1029	0.04750	68	63	3	2
4509	And just then she realized that the asteroid was coming from inside the solar system!	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
4510	Stop with the scary monsters. Now I won’t be able to sleep tonight.	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
4511	Now stop it... You know how scared I get at night sitting around the campfire.	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
4512	No more scary stories of being skinned alive and turned into boots.	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
4513	... and they'll never even know we told ghost stories.	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
4514	I knew there was an advantage to having an opposable thumb. I wonder what else we can achieve...like destroying the planet.	1.1029	0.04750	68	63	3	2
4515	Here, take this torch. It will prove to you that there's no human hiding under your bed.	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
4516	...and then they all joined an apocalyptic cult and committed mass suicide.	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
4517	Gotcha!	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
4518	Does this flashlight make my eyes look big?	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
4519	Everybody’s got a little light under the sun, under the sun	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
4520	...and then the operator said, "Get out! The dragon slayer is calling from inside the cave!"	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
4521	Yes, I found it at the end of the tunnel...what do you think?	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4522	After stop-motion we were totally replaced by CGI and lost our SAG cards!	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4523	A dumb knight with a little sword doesn't scare me. It is the N.Y.F.D. with the big hose that is horrifying.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4524	... I turn around and see ... King Ghidorah with a hook for a hand!!!	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
4525	And when they took off their masks, she realized they weren’t lizard people!	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
4526	Time for bed. We hike the tar sands bright and early	1.1026	0.04314	78	72	4	2
4527	Don't worry. I don't see any evidence.	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
4528	But they were all vegans and nobody left the feast satisfied....	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4529	You’ve still got a bit of those campers between your teeth.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4530	Wanna hear a new ghost story?	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4531	I'm in love!	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
4532	The sound came again, against the car door: Scrape, scrape, scrape. And I suddenly thought: That hook could really improve my dental hygiene.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4533	And then the asteroid struck”	1.1026	0.04314	78	72	4	2
4534	This talk of Global Cooling is Totall Rubbish. This Cloudy period will pass any day now.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4535	Okay, Okay. Let me see. King Kong meets Fay Wray. Right?	1.1026	0.04314	78	72	4	2
4536	And then... the human jumped from under the bed!	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
4537	We get it- you have dental insurance Fred.	1.1026	0.04314	78	72	4	2
4538	… and in the future, there will be millions of tiny fat little dinos, flightless and defenceless, running around from them humans, trying to survive in prison cells called coops… Pooping out eggs, trying to make a living… Their voices will become trivial toys that squeaks, just for a laugh… and even the ones with liberty will be entitled ‘free range’, but their destiny is the same Martin… Ending up as an appetiser on a Sunday afternoon..	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
4539	And someday, our bones will fuel boxes on wheels!	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
4540	Take one to know one.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
4541	Wait! Have you ever heard of floss?	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
4542	And then, in the sky, came a bright burning flame ...	1.1023	0.03972	88	81	5	2
4543	But this particular triceratops had hooks for horns.	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
4544	You know I don't scare that easily.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
4545	And when they found the meteor, it is as wearing the girl's sweater.	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
4546	That was a great meal Dina. Boots giving you a little indigestion? I'll toss you for his flashlight.	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
4547	And then the tiny two-legged ants go on to rule the Earth.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
4548	..and then an Ice Age comes and we all die off because of Global Cooling! It's true, this 13 year old girl told me!	1.1017	0.04647	59	54	4	1
4549	And after the apocalypse, the small, furry creature gleefully ate the last of the dinosaur eggs while declaring, "Now it's our turn!"	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
4550	The lithium-ion flavor, whatever that is, tastes REALLY good once the case pops open.	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
4551	And then the scout leader took out his... guitar!	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
4552	And then these furless creatures turned us into a liquid substance called "fossil fuel!"	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
4553	To this day, he is imprisoned, in the depths of Hollywood. And if you listen carefully, you can still hear his roars of agony.	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
4554	I’d like you to attend the premiere with me.	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
4555	“I hope I don’t scare a species into extinction”	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
4556	And then the cartoonist chopped off one of my arms!	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
4557	Do you think THIS will scare the Liberals even more than my Trump mask???	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
4558	Guess who I am, Linda?	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
4559	And they said it granted wishes?	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
4560	You light up my life - til we are extinct.	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
4561	and then...her nose started to itch	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
4562	...and then the asteroid came shooting towards Earth.	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
4563	And from the murky shadows of the Prius,emerged the balding, middle-aged man with a dad bod.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4564	The balloon just kept floating across the sky.	1.1013	0.04261	79	73	4	2
4565	And they had to start their own fires with sticks.	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
4566	They keep promising “the ice age is almost over”	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4567	I can be a better Trump than you!	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4568	And then she said a large comet would appear in the sky .	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4569	Look what I found and watch this... "Cheese"	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4570	Wendy, darling, Light of my Life! I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4571	Yes, the braces did make your teeth straighter!”	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4572	You actually look better under that light.	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
4573	Does that meteor look closer to you?	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
4574	Here's a scary story: dragons don't exist.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4575	This is my new nighttime beauty regime to enhance my terror-ific features	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
4576	A chin lift would tighten your turkey wattle	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
4577	Some say when the night is still and the moon shines an eerie purple you can hear his awful cry: 'Super-Dee-Duper! Tee-rific!	1.1011	0.04241	89	83	3	3
4578	Better be nice to me or I won’t pluck those chin hairs anymore	1.1011	0.03929	89	82	5	2
4579	And her BONES are on display.	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
4580	No more rehearsing and nursing a part!	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
4581	Tell me the spooky matrix story where they use DNA technology to grow, harvest, and liquify us to create the sustainable energy of the future!	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
4582	You have your persona; I have mine.	1.1011	0.03929	89	82	5	2
4583	Then he felt something brush against his tail…He turned around to find…an Enormous MAMMAL, THREE INCHES HIGH! Poised to take over life on Earth!	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
4584	But all the gold was gone!	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
4585	More like 'big goofy lizard' if you ask me.	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
4586	And then they looked up...and they saw something massive falling from the sky...and then BOOM!!! They all died.	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
4587	And suddenly, there's an orange glow in the night sky!	1.1000	0.04618	70	65	3	2
4588	And on moonlit nights, if it's very quiet, you can still hear the screams of Little Jackie Paper.	1.1000	0.03887	90	83	5	2
4589	And then this giant meteoroid crashed into earth and destroyed all of us. The end.	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
4590	Wait, buy just three tubes whitening toothpaste and get a free moth collector?	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4591	You had me at 'Roar!'	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
4592	I AM SAINT GEORGE!!!	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4593	Then they used those opposable thumbs to elect a cantankerous orange vulgarian.	1.1000	0.04210	80	74	4	2
4594	No. I don't see any bloody flesh stuck between your teeth.	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
4595	Does this scare the scales off ya' or what?	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
4596	And then they all looked and saw ... BEAVER CLEAVER'S GOOFY FACE!	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4597	...And THAT'S how I got this flashlight	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4598	This tale is called 'Things That Bump into the Knight.'	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4599	This, my dear, is what you call Firepower!	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
4600	Whoa, scary like one of those TV pundits."	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
4601	And NO ONE was scared of him!	1.1000	0.04210	80	74	4	2
4602	... and after the egg cracked you could see the beak...	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4603	You’re no Boris Karloff. Keep trying.	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
4604	But asteroids aren't real?	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
4605	The knight said “I’m here to slay you!” So I said “What are you, some kind of comedian?”	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4606	Bam..! I'm facing a group of humanoids called filmmakers.	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
4607	And then the huge rock fell from the sky and destroyed us all.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4608	And then the human tucked his daughter in for the night, read her a bedtime story and gently KISSED HER ON THE CHEEK!	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4609	It was a dark and stormy night 66 million years ago."	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4610	… then the IRS got him, even though he burned his paper trail…	1.1000	0.04618	70	65	3	2
4611	And then they pumped us up and we oozed through pipelines and lubricated fire-breathing machines and...	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
4612	Flashlight? Neat. Fire? Better!	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
4613	It produces face value!	1.1000	0.04618	70	65	3	2
4614	Then, after her cucumber scrub, the model was just radiant	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
4615	T-Rex on a rock! Whadda ya think?	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4616	How did you get the fire inside that tube?	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4617	And then Trump became President!	1.1000	0.04210	80	74	4	2
4618	This light stick is really cool but gives no heat no warmth, and cannot cook anything, therefore isn't very useful. All we have to do is wait for the animals using it to go extinct when the cold comes. Then we won't be bothered by them anymore.	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
4619	Oooh! That's a scary story! Do they breathe fire, too?"	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
4620	And then, the meteorite came, and it destroyed everything!" - Isabelle Sherlock, age	1.1000	0.04210	80	74	4	2
4621	And then they ate s'mores right before bed and DIDN'T BRUSH THEIR TEETH!	1.1000	0.04210	80	74	4	2
4622	See how scary I can look?	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
4623	Be careful, you know that fire cannot kill a dragon but that thing could.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
4624	And when they looked back, the asteroid was gone - or was it?	1.1000	0.04210	80	74	4	2
4625	And then a firefighter appeared in the distance	1.1000	0.04572	60	55	4	1
4626	Then one night, Dino teased the asteroid with a moon joke.	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
4627	And then I said, “I’d like to speak to your manager!”	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
4628	And behind him, the Creature appeared like magic, all dressed in silver with a shiny toothpick...	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
4629	Jerry, you’ve already told me this one.	1.0989	0.03845	91	84	5	2
4630	. . . and when I do this, I look like Elon Musk.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4631	And then he realized someone else was IN the house, whatever that is.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4632	And then along came this monstrosity called …nyah-ah-ahh... ‘global warming.’ And it wiped out all the humans…But don’t worry… it won’t mess with us!	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4633	Your freaking me out man, your freaking me out!	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4634	Look, I shaved my beard! :sigh: you look hideous...	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4635	He thought that this was really scary and then he saw me.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4636	Have a light, Bud.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4637	Hey, look at me -I'm a Duracell -a-Saurus!	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4638	...and they lived happily ever after...or they thought. The princess had to get a part time job and the knight had to go back to slaying dragons AGAIN!"	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4639	It's no use, my teeth are still chattering	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4640	This is called "Mother Earth," because it smells, feels, and looks like mom's breath.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4641	There was a time when humans roamed the earth and flew the skies in big metal tubes with wings.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4642	... and it was called the Chicxulub impactor.	1.0988	0.04159	81	75	4	2
4643	And boom! This giant gorilla appears out of nowhere.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4644	This will totally scare away any bears that are attracted to our s’mores.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4645	Well,thanks so much for shining a light on the situation.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4646	This is how my idol scare human in Jurassic World.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4647	Another relic from the Anthropocene age?	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4648	That camper guy WAS pretty tastey!! And look at some of the cool stuff he had...	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
4649	And the humans were never seen again after that asteroid. But, legend says the humans still lurk in the abandoned cities...	1.0988	0.04159	81	75	4	2
4650	You are the Queen of Dragons doppelgänger!	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
4651	And out of the dark cave came Beowulf, St. George, and Little Johnny Papers.	1.0988	0.04159	81	75	4	2
4652	Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, there was a big bang!	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4653	And then, all of a sudden, a gigantic meteor appeared!	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4654	They look great. You'll be a big hit with the Pterodactyls.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4655	How could this smile scare anyone?	1.0986	0.04555	71	66	3	2
4656	Say Puff,I mean Dude,what did you put in those marshmallows?	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4657	And then they opened a park and locked ussss allll inn ittt	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4658	Kinda gilding the lily, don't you think?	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4659	Sorry, but scary human stories just make me hungry.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4660	And that’s when they realized that the hitchhiker was actually a mass extinction asteroid.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4661	IT! WAS! AAA! => DARK!!, and… s-t-o-r-r-r-m-y Night !!!	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4662	And then the evil asteroid hit and they were goners!	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4663	We'll get back on the balloon as soon as it's recharged	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4664	Charming, but you were supposed to drop the flashlight and take the marshmallows.	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
4665	Hmm - what's even more scary is you having opposable thumbs; take that Darwin.	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
4666	They say if we use these we won't go extinct.	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
4667	...and then a giant asteroid crashed into the planet; killing everyone	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
4668	They say you can’t know the true nature of someone until you see … their TEETH!	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
4669	Well yes, it's my name, but we can't call the band 'Marc Bolan'	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
4670	And then Saint George comes riding, riding riding up through the woods...	1.0984	0.03845	61	55	6	0
4671	And as he burned he cried out, "only you can prevent forest fires."	1.0984	0.03845	61	55	6	0
4672	Chicxulub	1.0980	0.03271	102	93	8	1
4673	...and then a GIANT ASTEROID came from outer space!	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
4674	One-two, one-two, and through and through, his vorpal blade went snicker-snack...	1.0978	0.03805	92	85	5	2
4675	Definitely, not a scary campfire story.	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
4676	I thought id never see you again	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
4677	The knights are out at night.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4678	...and when he woke, the forest was filled with HUMANS!!	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4679	And only our bones will remain.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4680	Just wait! A million years from now some two-legged creature will try to take credit for this.	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
4681	And who should appear, but a knight in shining armor!	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4682	After we die our bodies will turn into this sludge which an advance species will use to put in their travelling machines	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4683	And then it appeared -- AND IT HAD FLESH AND HAIR ALL OVER ITS BODY!	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
4684	And then I saw a meteor	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4685	The karaoke age came after the big bang, the bronze age, and the bildesung.	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
4686	…and then a large fiery ball came screaming out of the sky	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4687	How very human of you.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4688	But then all the humans in the park escaped!	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
4689	Then, a giant asteroid comes flying toward Earth...	1.0976	0.04110	82	76	4	2
4690	...But it turned out... She wasn't a virgin at all!	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
4691	You are scaring me, STOP!	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
4692	...then the monster on two feet arrived and said I'm the Hu-man. Nothing is safe since	1.0976	0.04461	82	77	2	3
4693	But where do you go when the batteries run out ?	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4694	...and then the giant meteor lit up the sky!	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4695	And then humans moved in and our world turned upside down.	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
4696	And then what happened?	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4697	I agree, he needs salt.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4698	I am the asteroid of your nightmares.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4699	And sometimes, late at night, you can still hear them… living happily ever after. Mwahahahahah!	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4700	I feel warmth -- I will call it a torch.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4701	Why so scaled?	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4702	The light brings out your best features.	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
4703	And so just when the Princess was done whining about the tower, she broke a nail.	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
4704	Just another night at the Dinosaur-LARPing-Ghost-Story Retreat.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4705	This is the next level honey...	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4706	And this animal burns our liquified bodies to keep warm.	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
4707	And then, I said: ‘My, what big teeth I have’	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4708	Do I have cartilage stuck in my teeth?"	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4709	Then human say, "No worry, Larry, this species is peaceful herbivore."	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4710	Sorry. Just not seeing scary. More...wry bemusement with a hint of doleful ennui.	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
4711	You look scary enough already!	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
4712	. . . But inside the castle, guarding the room where the princess slept was a huge, fire-breathing man.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4713	And then the human blew out the dragon's flame... and he could never get it to light again! Mwahahaha!	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4714	Just a balloon", they said. "Yeah.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4715	Fine! You lit your face up and now the asteroid will find us. I’m not ready for this extinction stuff.”	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
4716	... And finally the last survivors were replaced by AI ...	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
4717	It was a bright and sunny day, the kind of day that makes humans want to sing!	1.0968	0.04429	62	57	4	1
4718	Roar! I’m almost as scary as man!	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
4719	Always use decent lighting or you'll look washed out and wrinkly on Zoom.	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
4720	No, it's not a mirror	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
4721	Ok. Now you’re really scaring me.	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
4722	Oh Harold, stop with the monster tails!	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
4723	Yeah, I think the technical term for it is 'LED Light Therapy'. It really gives the ol' scales a youthful glow.	1.0968	0.04429	62	57	4	1
4724	…then the chilli peppers disappeared!	1.0968	0.03785	62	56	6	0
4725	And there, hanging off the door handle of the car, was the tail of the comet!	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
4726	That’s not scary	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
4727	This setting scares away aliens; the other cone can shoot down asteroids!	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
4728	Ivan, is that really supposed to be scarier than snarling and breathing fire?	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4729	It doesn't make me less hungry, man.	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
4730	This is what humans did eons ago, but they still couldn't see the way.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4731	They don't call it Dragon's Milk Scaly Peanut Butter Coffee Stout for nothing!	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4732	...and it suddenly turned and stared at me with horrible round blue eyes in a naked pink face, peeled of its scales causing it to make this terrible noise that made my own skin feel as if it could be torn off if I wandered alone in the dark.	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
4733	Somehow “me want cookie” doesn’t really scare me.	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
4734	Guess who?	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
4735	And that's why you should never eat a haunted house.	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
4736	You're not scary, T.R. What is scary is that someday the flashlight will be extinct!	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4737	Prehistoric scary campfire stories !	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4738	And then they realized.... It was an asteroid!	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4739	But then after Godzilla fought with King Kong they teamed up to fight MechaGodzilla who was the villain of them both! Boo!!!!!!	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4740	No, no, I’m not a Spinosaurus; I’m an asteroid.	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4741	Knock it off Jerry, it makes you look like Biden!	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4742	Jeez Frank....that never gets old!	1.0959	0.04433	73	68	3	2
4743	Next time don't forget to bring the marshmallows	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4744	And he suddenly saw a KID appear the rear view mirror.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4745	Sometimes we ignore how important is warm our feet	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4746	I'm sorry, you're just not scary enough.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4747	And then, during the Younger Dryads, a comet shattered the peace of the globe, melted all the glaciers, and turned us all into tiny birds! Woooooooooo!	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
4748	Then the evil mouse said, "My name is Evolution!"	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4749	But the label read... "Plant Based!"	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4750	Do I look spooky now?	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
4751	No Jonny! I asked for something scarier than Kumbaya!	1.0957	0.03405	94	86	7	1
4752	And then the knight called me an evil dragon!	1.0957	0.03051	94	85	9	0
4753	Does this light still make my face look green?	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
4754	Think about extinction not as an ending, but as a process of transitioning.	1.0952	0.04361	63	58	4	1
4755	And they said, We taste GOOD!	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
4756	Long ago, scary monsters roamed around here.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4757	…and then they saw a ball of fire coming towards them from the sky!	1.0952	0.03728	63	57	6	0
4758	Baby it’s Cold Outside!	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4759	I'm from corporate and I'm here to review your personnel file!	1.0952	0.04675	84	80	0	4
4760	And out of the dark, the most terrifying creature imaginable emerged from the wood: a human dressed in white fur laughing at the destruction of all we love.	1.0952	0.04015	84	78	4	2
4761	... and then the human mother made her children feel VERY bad because they didn't call her enough, and THEN she threatened to stick her head in the oven.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
4762	The monster bared small, blunt teeth and then said, 'Hi!'	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4763	First, the wheel!	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4764	Quit scaring me! You look like a human!	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
4765	Beavis your face scares me without your "scary monster" impression.	1.0952	0.04015	84	78	4	2
4766	So this accountant slowly enters the darkened room....as he slowly creeps across the floor…a street light shines through the cracked glass of the window... onto his silhouette…and in his black gloved hand…be's clutching a... a…a #2 pencil!	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
4767	It was a scary knight with a long sharp knife. He covered his horrible face with metal when suddenly he...	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
4768	In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth....	1.0947	0.03371	95	87	7	1
4769	It was a bright and beautiful day…	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4770	And " BOOM", we all became extinct.	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4771	So we disagree? I say lithium batteries are the future...fire is SO yesterday.	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4772	...and they call those terrifying beasts "humans".	1.0946	0.04375	74	69	3	2
4773	Yea, you should be scared; this is it, bro!	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4774	And then the meteor struck and everything went dark!	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4775	"And they called him the Planet Killer, because if he ever came to our world, everyone we know would be killed!"	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4776	It was a dark and stormy night, when suddenly a meteor appeared in the sky!	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4777	Doing this with a light makes us look so scary.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4778	And a big asteroid fell from the sky	1.0946	0.04375	74	69	3	2
4779	Hey, I'm a brave knight and I'm here to rescue the beautiful princess...ha, ha, ha, you ought to see your face right now.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4780	And then he used the wrong pronouns.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4781	Did I scare her? Those weren't crocodile tears buddy.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4782	If I hold the light just right I almost look human.	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4783	Uncle Rex, tell me the one about the asteroid again!	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4784	And then spectators paid money to see his bones hanging from the ceiling.	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4785	You brought me out here just to tell stories about yourself?	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4786	Are you doing that to scare me or are you calling Mothra again?	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4787	And the bunny?	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4788	In lieu of dandelions or butter cups, can you tell me if I like butter?	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4789	And then they all lived happily ever after.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4790	And he was forced to watch Jersey Shore until it drove him mad.	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4791	Thank goodness. My dorsal ganglia is finally warming up. Lets me think twice as fast.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4792	Good job with fire, but why Karaoke?	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4793	He was big, scary and on fire. They called him a-s-t-e-r-o-i-d.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
4794	And then these new creatures dug up our remains, reduced it to black slime and burned it to stay warm.	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4795	No Wall Needed	1.0946	0.03929	74	68	5	1
4796	And the animals played and laughed not knowing the evil meteor still was hurling on a collision course with their planet	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4797	And so they waived all contingencies!	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
4798	And then a human showed up with s’mores	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4799	Botox,fillers,and porcelain veneers!	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
4800	And just think, we will eventually evolve into a George Santos.	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
4801	And the lived happily ever after--the end!	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4802	And then the Orange Man showed up again.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4803	Looking good Bill!	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
4804	Yes. Fire good. My fire stick better.	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
4805	... And if they ever get sick, they have to pay for health insurance!	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4806	Just drink this Red Bull and you'll turn into a Tyrranax Rex	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4807	The Green Lady comes out at night and is known to bite your toes in your sleep.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4808	A gigantic meteor? Mass extinction? Oooooh, scary... NOT!	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4809	That is the scariest yet!	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
4810	Eons later, we all become reincarnated into smaller and smaller pieces of microplastic.	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
4811	…and all they had to eat were tofu steaks.	1.0941	0.03969	85	79	4	2
4812	Baby, it's 3 AM, I must be lonely.	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
4813	I understand that it will attract comets!	1.0938	0.04295	64	59	4	1
4814	Flashlight works.	1.0938	0.02991	96	87	9	0
4815	The fuzzy mammal chased the lizard through the rain, the lizard got slower, but the mammal was unaffected	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4816	Our forefathers talk of us breathing fire and mocking flashlit camping, or so the legend goes.	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4817	Jeez, every time St. George is about to show up in your story.	1.0933	0.04318	75	70	3	2
4818	And SeaDemon was forever remembered as Puff	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4819	It was a dark & stormy night	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4820	Oh stop it. Next thing you know you'll be pretending to be a can of oil.	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4821	You look strangely ... human.	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4822	Millions of years ago, when fleshy bipeds roamed the earth…	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4823	And then…she married her UNCLE!	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4824	Oh, please. You’re trying too hard!	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4825	The groaning gets louder and then out from the dark is a cave man with a hook!! Ahhhhh	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4826	…and they were covered in feathers.	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4827	Don't worry is non-alcoholic	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4828	And then, BOOM, the comet hits the planet, and we all go extinct!	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4829	Then I lip sync Roy Orbison	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4830	And then Ghidorah and Mothra showed up.	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4831	And then...a great ball of fire appeared in the sky!	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4832	And legend has it that human deforestation is happening to this very day...	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4833	Don’t stand up comedians stand!	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4834	...And then an asteroid hits.	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4835	And then instead of fire, she breathed out hot tomato soup	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
4836	...and then a massive rock falls out of the sky, we all get burnt to a cinder and get replaced with these horrible little chimp-like things!	1.0933	0.04318	75	70	3	2
4837	Look, what a good dental cleaning did on my teeth.	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4838	the tax audit was calling from inside the house	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
4839	And then one day the emissions will destroy the planet!	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
4840	Knock it off, Allen; You'll attract the spear throwers again!	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
4841	That's not what I meant when I said, "Bring a torch," and you are not Jeanette Isabella.	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
4842	And they will only have vegan food, too.	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
4843	...soft, squishy, and had weird stuff growing out of their heads.	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
4844	And then the handsome prince enters..	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
4845	The dentist says my new filed teeth are very becoming.	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
4846	I hate when you get spooky.	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
4847	And there were no high rises.....only modern farmhouse	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
4848	And the last flame of the meteor is RIGHT HERE!	1.0923	0.03618	65	59	6	0
4849	And then a human jumps out of the bushes!	1.0923	0.03618	65	59	6	0
4850	Yeah,no…I’m not so scared as you’d think	1.0923	0.03618	65	59	6	0
4851	... and then the Cretaceous Period started!	1.0923	0.03618	65	59	6	0
4852	And then the human came out!	1.0923	0.04231	65	60	4	1
4853	...and then they decided to reboot for the prequel!	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4854	Did you hear the one about the asteroid?	1.0921	0.04262	76	71	3	2
4855	Nothing you do scares me little brother	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4856	So I says to the police guy tryin to handcuff my tiny hands, "you understand I breathe fire don't you" ? Yea, he and his partner will be joining us for karaoke tonight ! This one's called "Walk On By" by Burt Bacharach	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
4857	And when he climbed to the top of the city's tallest building, the airplanes started shooting at him!	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4858	It went "Trump, trump, trump." And then the scary human jumped out of a bush, and attacked the little dragons with fake news.	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
4859	Show me your other side	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4860	Did you see St. George when I gummed over my teeth?	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4861	Tell me another human spooky story	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4862	And he had to pay taxes.....wooooo!	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4863	And, in time, our bones will be used to destroy the world.	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
4864	I knew I would regret joining the climate science camp.	1.0921	0.04262	76	71	3	2
4865	And then she released “Anti-Hero”	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4866	Yo, catch my new moonlight grille.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4867	Suddenly she realized the chicxulub was calling from inside the house!	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4868	I told you… no amount of light will make you appear less dangerous…	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4869	Then, his expression fierce, his aim certain, he released the giant arrow that would seek out the one small hole in Smaug’s armored breast…	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
4870	And the world was filled with tall, hairless ground monkeys that burned our exhumed remains in their pterodactyl machines!	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
4871	And the maiden and her knight in shining armor lived happily...ever...AFTER!	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
4872	OOhhh....when you do that, you look just like that monster....Manzilla!	1.0920	0.03880	87	81	4	2
4873	Actually, I don’t think long term.	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
4874	Then hundreds of humans came rushing toward me with spears in hand!	1.0920	0.03880	87	81	4	2
4875	When she was partially evolved they called her MTG.	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
4876	But unknown to that poor little girl, a giant fireball was headed directly for the Earth!	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
4877	And then the Humans came out and said "Booooo!"	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
4878	I invent fire and you go and invent a flashlight… Hey… what’s that big fire ball streaking through the sky???” {gulp	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
4879	And then they exhumed his corpse to power the 2023 Wagoneer.	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
4880	And just then, when the scary men who came to kidnap the dinosaur eggs turned on the lights, whammo!	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4881	Wow! We are so not Cretaceous!	1.0909	0.04208	77	72	3	2
4882	and then they used our oil to fuel a RAV4 purchased at a toyotathon!	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4883	But I don't want to say Dracarys.	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
4884	Little did they know Chinese dragons were watching their every move from a surveillance balloon.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4885	But I've already earned my Storytelling badge!	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4886	And then, the deadly cabal of greed-crazed lemurs poisoned the atmosphere, driving our children to agonizing, slow deaths, and eventually killing all life on Earth!	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4887	And when they looked outside, they saw a person without any sharp teeth or claws, no tail, not even a hook hand. It was ... some GUY!	1.0909	0.03566	66	60	6	0
4888	The knight removed his helmet and read from his scroll, ‘I am Sir Poindexter, from the IRS. You have yet to claim any plundered treasure.’	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4889	Then the hairy thing said, 'I bet your arms are even too pathetic to hold this flashlight,' to which I replied, 'let me have that!,' and I ate him.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4890	I call it predator fright night.	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
4891	After the asteroid strikes Earth, all that will be left of us is bones and a disappointing movie franchise.	1.0909	0.03566	66	60	6	0
4892	Not really all that much scarier.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4893	You're freaking me out!!!! Still, cant get over that you invented fire.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4894	'And in the next century,' said the spooky Oracle, 'your kind will be wiped out of the face of the Earth forever! Your remains will be used for mechanical vehicles fabricated by mammals.'	1.0909	0.04208	77	72	3	2
4895	now you can see how unhappy I feel	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4896	and then, this huge rock fell from the sky, and——KILLED EVERTHING!	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4897	One night, a little dinosaur met a curator of the Natural History Museum in the woods . . .	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4898	And then everyone cried, 'Look Up, Look Up!'	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
4899	Uninsured medical expenses…	1.0909	0.04208	77	72	3	2
4900	There once lived a dinosaur	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
4901	It turned around slowly, grinned at me and said : "I am a hugger!"	1.0909	0.04208	77	72	3	2
4902	Did I do better on my flossing tonight?	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4903	Stop! You're scaring me. You look like George Clooney!	1.0909	0.03837	88	82	4	2
4904	And then the knight started to slowly pull out his sword.	1.0909	0.03566	66	60	6	0
4905	Oooohhh... You're almost human!	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4906	...then the kid grabbed Earl by the tail and banged him on a table shouting 'ROAR'!" Earl walks with a limp to this day	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
4907	Please, not again the story of that massive asteroid that got us extinct.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4908	It IS a face only a Mothra would love	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4909	Did you see that falling star last night? It's getting very dusty now.	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
4910	There’s these things called S’mores	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4911	. . . the powerpoint presentation flashed in front of him and he let out a blood-curdling "Meh.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4912	And then a DRAGON appeared out of the darkness....	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
4913	Don’t tempt fate	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4914	Then they were turned into a non-renewable resource….	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
4915	And the meteor smashed into the earth and sent us onto a deep dark perpetual winter.	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
4916	Those boy scouts left all the lights on.	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
4917	... and the she says yes	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
4918	And the operator said "The meteor is coming from upstairs!"	1.0899	0.03795	89	83	4	2
4919	beware of monsters in the woods!	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
4920	Yes, I see it... looks like a hair from some kind of upright creature.	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
4921	And there was the Princess, tied to a post. Then from a distant hill came the sound of a charging horse . . .	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
4922	Too bad they don't make flashlights that can be used in caves.	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
4923	I see a big rock falling from the sky and destroying everything	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
4924	And then the government introduced an Absolute vs. Relative price scheme in order to manipulate the Consumer price index.	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4925	Look, cool light!	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4926	I was in the attic, admiring the green amulet, which was probably an emerald, when all of a sudden...Fred's Angels jumped out of nowhere! And Fred, their leader, Fred harnessed the power of the sun with the ancient amulet I hid in the attic."	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4927	If you are lucky, your bones will be dug out after 80,000 years	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4928	And then all the dinosaurs turned to oil. (The beginning of) the end.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4929	Count Automobile crept toward her and whispered, " I want your petroleum!"	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4930	You still have bits of knight between your teeth.	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4931	Scary enough?	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4932	And then Sir Guy pulled out a fire extinguisher...!	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4933	A boy named Pete forces you to be his imaginary friend and sticks you in a lighthouse like it's some kind of great idea.	1.0897	0.04156	78	73	3	2
4934	And then, suddenly, a giant orange ball appeared out of the night sky, trailing fire and speeding straight toward earth.....	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4935	Just a relic from the old days.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4936	I brought along a flashlight because fire hasn't been invented yet.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4937	…and then he forgot to file his quarterly report!	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4938	Gee, humans, are they really going to be real?	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4939	and, when we got home from the date, he wanted to watch the Rosanne stand-up special.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4940	ARRRGGHHH...wait...is this ...thank god! What time is it anyway?	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4941	See? I look like a human!	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4942	It all started with the dawn of Hu-Man	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
4943	You still cannot compete with the dreadful look of the modern civilization.	1.0897	0.04156	78	73	3	2
4944	Objects in mirror are closer than they appear	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4945	If you listen closely you can still hear the asteroid lurking in these woods	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
4946	Ooh, look at me, I'm a human.	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
4947	And while the two young monsters made out in the back seat the knight crept up and put their friend’s severed head on the hood of the car …	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
4948	They'll never believe you did that.	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
4949	And it was full of per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances!!	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
4950	TRUMP!!	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
4951	Well, I for one am glad we've straightened out the difference between flashlight and fleshlight.	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
4952	And later that same epoch…	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
4953	And then the Human's God said, "Let there be light".	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
4954	Do I have any smoldering embers stuck in my teeth?	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
4955	...and you had to live INSIDE walls, with these glass panels called "windows", and your fire smoke was trapped under a ceiling, while your water supply was off unless you turned a knob...	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
4956	Then the plump little knight pulled out a big shiny sword. Oh no!	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
4957	I get it. I'm supposed to be sacred.	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
4958	Then suddenly a blazing light streaked across the sky....	1.0896	0.04626	67	63	2	2
4959	This is my 'Junior, it's bedtime look'.	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
4960	I’m telling Mom. There’s no such thing as knights in shining armor!	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
4961	It's nice and fun but I'd rather have a fireplace	1.0896	0.04626	67	63	2	2
4962	Campfire Dragon Tales	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
4963	Turn that off..you don't want the other campers to be scared of you	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
4964	Once upon a time humans will roam the land..	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
4965	And then a hand reach up from my toilet…..	1.0896	0.04108	67	62	4	1
4966	Another story please! But not the one about Godzilla.	1.0893	0.03845	56	51	5	0
4967	Back in the days of damsel distress, I bested a knight, I'm here to confess!"	1.0889	0.03017	90	82	8	0
4968	When the human girl got out of her car, she found the ghost pirate's hook hanging on the door handle. And then I ate her.	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
4969	They came from above, pink with terrible tufts of sparse hair, blunt nails and revolting corn kernel teeth…	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4970	That's not scary. How about a caveman face instead?	1.0886	0.04104	79	74	3	2
4971	And then they chopped him into a million chicken nuggets.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4972	How does this pose look?	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4973	It’ll take more than THAT to scare me!	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4974	Do I look likw	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4975	You're right: Humans are tasty. But they do make some nifty gadgets like this flashlight.	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4976	Seriously? You're afraid of the dentist? Don't you want piano keys like these?	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4977	It makes you look like that scary shiester Donald Trump!	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4978	There as a full moon, so the humans were about.	1.0886	0.04104	79	74	3	2
4979	Don't you think I am scarier without the light on?	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4980	Great present but where do I get batteries?	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4981	You look nothing like those scary humans.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4982	Ya got moonlight, firelight and flashlight, but you're not very bright." "I see moonlight, firelight and flashlight, but you're not very bright." "I see moonlight, firelight and a flashlight, but you're not too bright." "I see	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4983	...and then the human child roared and gnashed its ferocious teeth.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4984	Are you...Dentalsaurus?	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4985	… and it was a HUMAN!	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4986	the dentist did good work!	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4987	I’ve heard the scary human story 10 times.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4988	And the mushroom man said “I’m sorry…your princess is in another castle!”	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
4989	That story’s as old as the dinosaurs.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
4990	Stop that! You look like a small furry mammal and it’s scaring the kids.	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
4991	It makes me look scary”	1.0882	0.04049	68	63	4	1
4992	Try this. It's my favorite scare 'em move.	1.0882	0.04049	68	63	4	1
4993	When Morgoth awoke, there were hundreds of IRS agents weighing his horde of gold!	1.0882	0.04049	68	63	4	1
4994	...and then the humans came with pointed sticks to kill us and then they invented something something called fire and they cooked us and then they ate us.	1.0882	0.04559	68	64	2	2
4995	And suddenly, in the light, A KNIGHT!	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
4996	And its skin was covered in metal!	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
4997	OK, pretty boy, you were blessed with a couple of bad angles.	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
4998	I'm Joe Biden,and I just gave fossil fuels another decade!	1.0882	0.04559	68	64	2	2
4999	And then 'Jurassic World Dominion' ruined dino movies forever!	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
5000	Mothra is so gonna kick your ass.	1.0882	0.04049	68	63	4	1
5001	That's gross, Liam.	1.0882	0.04049	68	63	4	1
5002	…and they fed their offspring from their own bodies…	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
5003	Can I charge this on the fire?	1.0879	0.03369	91	84	6	1
5004	If you ask me what's really scary is that the Kansas City Chiefs still haven't changed their name!	1.0879	0.03714	91	85	4	2
5005	Last Week fire, this week electricity, and if we can avoid extinction, atomic energy will soon follow.	1.0879	0.03714	91	85	4	2
5006	Forget ghost stories. This is my microphone, and I'm going to now serenade you with song.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
5007	That was only funny the first five times, Andy.	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
5008	Yes, it is all about me.........	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
5009	Can you see any plastic surgery scars?	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
5010	Scary human stories.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
5011	And then Wally Cox came out from under the bed!	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
5012	And the asteroid hurtled closer…closer…closer!	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
5013	And there were fire extinguishers, everywhere.	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
5014	fire hot	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
5015	I turned the corner, and there was a human!	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
5016	So this human puts their thumb out and a vehicle stops they get in and just disappears?	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
5017	At last, finally, I feel like I'm really being seen.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
5018	Can you stop dragging this out?	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
5019	I love California. I mean, who doesn’t, right? But have y’all been to La Brea? That place is the pits!	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
5020	I’m scary and camping can be terrifying—for emphasis I’m going to eat you.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
5021	And when he looked in the mirror, he had hard beak for a nose and his face was covered in colorful feathers.	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
5022	Then the knight slayed the dragon, saved the princess......and they lived happily ever after.	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
5023	“That’s hot.”	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5024	…and then this mean ol’ asteroid fell and….BOOM!	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5025	Relax. Don't worry about it. We'll be out of here in no time at all, anyway.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5026	And then a meteor crashed and we were extinct but became a movie franchise that would gross more than a billion dollars at box office.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5027	Then they dig up your bones and put them behind glass for the other two-footers to stare at.	1.0870	0.04495	69	65	2	2
5028	No, nothin’ scarier than the fact that we’re on our way out ….	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
5029	And the little kid was right on top of the bed!	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
5030	But in the end, the human fossil fuels were in this flashlight!	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5031	It shows (no pun intended) that we can be lit or not lit, without any of that "Allegory of the Cave" stuff.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5032	Molars and incisors? You should see my backbone.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5033	And? Do I still have some kid stuck between my teeth?	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5034	And in November of 2016 he was ELECTED!!!	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
5035	Let’s tell each other some scary stories	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
5036	And then the meteor turned us into asphalt!	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
5037	Its a bright fire, but gives off no heat!	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
5038	Suddenly the mammals saw a huge mysterious monolith!	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
5039	Let me assure you, technology won't be the reason we're obsolete	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
5040	Lets face it. We are all destined to become ghosts of ourselves. So let's enjoy this while we still can.	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
5041	Look what my wife bought me for X mas.	1.0864	0.04005	81	76	3	2
5042	Yep. That's the face you made when that camper shined that flashlight in your face.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
5043	You invented the flashlight and this is the best you could do?	1.0864	0.04005	81	76	3	2
5044	Stop that!” You are going to make me dream about monsters!	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
5045	Aw, Dad. That old flashlight under the chin trick doesn’t scare me anymore.	1.0864	0.04005	81	76	3	2
5046	...the asteroid FLASHED and the sky burned, and dinosaurs learned to breathe fire.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
5047	Are there hairs on my chinee-chin-chin?	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
5048	This was not any old asteroid, for it would disrupt our climate and kill off each and every dinosaur.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
5049	stop with the scary campfire stories. there are no monsters out here!	1.0862	0.04458	58	54	3	1
5050	...and that’s how the tiny humans will kill off the dinosaurs and take control of Earth.	1.0860	0.02923	93	85	8	0
5051	That flashlight is really bright	1.0860	0.03299	93	86	6	1
5052	...and then a big long red truck with an unlimited water supply appeared.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5053	Relax. It's only a campfire story. There's no real meteor.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5054	Please Larry, stop it with the "asteroid stories".	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5055	And he only had a tiny hook for a hand ...	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
5056	THIS WILL SCARE THE RAPTORS !!	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5057	And just like that...gas flames were banned!	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5058	Your head is not in shape of the batman. We are sentenced to extinction.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5059	Welcome to a new era!	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5060	A campfire, a flashlight, what's next--s'mores?	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5061	Do you think my veneers look natural?	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5062	And the knight's quest was coming from INSIDE the dragon's cave!	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5063	And then they announced a prequal series!	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
5064	I liked the part when the meteor missed.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5065	And then the campers thought they heard two creatures in the woods.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5066	Flashlight is so becoming.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5067	...and then Little Dino saw the asteroid getting closer and closer.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5068	I look ever so much better when I'm lit from below.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5069	...and then the human called Joe called 9-1-1.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5070	Where did you meet JZ?	1.0857	0.03937	70	65	4	1
5071	It is so scary when you embody all the horrors of this world.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5072	And then the knight in shining armor stabbed him in the pecker...	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
5073	Well tell Chicken Little he better fly like an agle.	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
5074	how do i look in the light of a night buttercup, Buttercup?	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
5075	Okay. But can you do a bunny?	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
5076	And then they ate this gooey, chocolaty mess and their teeth were stuck forever!	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
5077	We’ll miss the Golden Globes by like 400 Million years .	1.0854	0.04321	82	78	1	3
5078	Night time ghost storyteller	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
5079	That makes you look scary!	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
5080	Let's enjoy the present moment with acceptance	1.0851	0.03265	94	87	6	1
5081	Snap. Crackle. Pop! See - NOT from my lips.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5082	Couldn't you have invented something useful like an immersion blender?	1.0845	0.04370	71	67	2	2
5083	And he discovered the hoard of gold was nothing more than…chocolate coins!	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
5084	"Don't worry. There's no way I could scare you to death. After all, we'll be here until the end of time."	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5085	And then the evil knight reached for his fire extinguisher!	1.0845	0.04370	71	67	2	2
5086	...And then, without warning, a meteor struck!	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5087	So then I told him I’m ET and I need to phone home and suddenly there’s kids everywhere.	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
5088	And, the comet came and obliterated all life on the planet! Scary, no?	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
5089	Stop! You know that I'm scared of the light.	1.0845	0.04370	71	67	2	2
5090	And then they show their scary teeth!	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
5091	Watch out," they said, "for a reptile with a hook for a claw ...."	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5092	And he pooped machine guns and bullet-proof vests for a week!	1.0845	0.04370	71	67	2	2
5093	And she fluffed her curls, brushed a marshmallow from her pink princess dress, and gave the unicorn a soft hug.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5094	Of the two that entered the cave, only the hideous dragon-slaying human came limping out of the shadows….and all that was left was a puff of smoke….	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5095	Wanna hear something scary?	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5096	Uhm.....you're Bela Lagosi! ?	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5097	Ain't no ice age!	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
5098	Just then, an ASTEROID came hurtling to earth!	1.0845	0.04370	71	67	2	2
5099	You’re not scary. Dinosaurs are scary to humans, but not if it’s dinosaur to dinosaur!	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5100	Stop it, you'll give me KNIGHTmares!!	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5101	(Right side) I thought we're supposed to spit fire,not sit around it? (Left side) If you hadn't had us drinking thos zillah drink's, we wouldn't be grounded.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5102	But the third installment only made $368 million worldwide.	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
5103	Your mom thinks I’m cute, how ‘bout you?	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
5104	I got new teeth. How do they look?	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5105	On a stormy dark night, it appeared. 90 miles wide by 12 miles deep...	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
5106	And then the big monster ate the little monster. The End	1.0845	0.03324	71	65	6	0
5107	Rawrawrawrawrawrawraw.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5108	And mammals came to rule the Earth.	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5109	Once upon a time scaleless little creatures took it upon themselves to play god, and brought us back from our long extinct remains they found in bugs. All we have to show for their genius is a few fat friends, the boneyards, fire, flashlights, and the ability to “sit””	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5110	And when they looked at the door handle, they saw… a note asking to speak to the manager!	1.0845	0.03883	71	66	4	1
5111	And then they made trashy jackets out of them!	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5112	You KNOW I hate when you do that: now I'm gonna have nightmares about humans!!!	1.0843	0.03911	83	78	3	2
5113	Actually you look less scary	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
5114	And then a huge asteroid come crashing into the earth...	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
5115	You’re scaring the hell out of me!	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
5116	...and when he opened the door, there stood his greatest fear-- a mirror!	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
5117	There once was an asteroid...	1.0843	0.03911	83	78	3	2
5118	You really look scary	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
5119	This campfire is just a spark compared with the daytime BBQ that's lurking in the sky,	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
5120	And as he flew over the town, suddenly a white balloon came out of nowhere!	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
5121	Aren't you worried that that will make us irrelevant?	1.0842	0.03232	95	88	6	1
5122	In the year 2000, Marilyn Monroe will come back from the dead to admit the only Kennedy she slept with was Rose.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5123	Thankfully, the meteor was never seen again	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
5124	And then the human came out of the bushes…..	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5125	I like my flashlight for light, but the fire is better for comfort.	1.0833	0.04311	72	68	2	2
5126	Turn it off before Fred & Barney come to bum a ride!	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5127	Then, out of nowhere, Harry Potter appeared.	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
5128	And then... They stopped moving!	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
5129	That was when he realized dinner wouldn't be meatier...	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5130	Spooky? No, actually I think you look kinda sexy.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5131	And they call themselves ... humans!	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5132	That's the same scary face your mother gave us when you told her we were getting married. " M.Walsh Philadelphia, P	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5133	wanna hear a silly-goosey scary story?!	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
5134	Happy Camper.	1.0833	0.03199	96	89	6	1
5135	And then the asteroid came down and wiped us out, just kidding, bro.	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5136	Tonights breaking news: FIRE! - Now back to you, Dino	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5137	And I thought it was scary before the light was on.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5138	No thanks. My doc says no salt on anything.	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5139	I did eat a few of the aligners, but it was totally worth it."	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5140	And the children called him...Barney.	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
5141	Beware of Karaoke Knight	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5142	And now they have instructional videos on how to train us!	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5143	I call it a Tesla.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5144	But even after a whole night's treatment with the ointment, THE SCALES WERE STILL THERE!	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5145	Then the damsel cried ‘the fire is coming from inside the house.’	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5146	Yeah. OK; scary. Meanwhile I’m feeling a bit chilly. Are you freeing chilly?	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5147	And it was so cold that even his flame throwing breath would not help. Oooooooooh!!	1.0833	0.03598	60	55	5	0
5148	Sorry, the piece of spinach makes it kind of funny	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5149	It's time for a horror story: Once upon a time there were humans who spat fire from their cannons.	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5150	Your stories about humans are scarier...	1.0833	0.03280	72	66	6	0
5151	Once upon an aeon, a small humanoid pierced a white spongy cylindrical object with a lateral branch, tortured it by fire and then consumed it.	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5152	But it turned out that the damsel was entirely made out of...antacid!	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5153	That's it? King King is going to kick your butt.	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5154	Volcanoes erupted everywhere and we saw a huge asteroid in the sky…	1.0833	0.03830	72	67	4	1
5155	They were bipedal, and without any scales. But worst of all, they had opposable thumbs!	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
5156	They think this makes them look scary.	1.0825	0.03490	97	91	4	2
5157	And so the self-driving MechaGodzilla turned into Tokyo Bay before even reaching the city!	1.0825	0.03167	97	90	6	1
5158	... and the only way anyone knew our hero ever existed was by finding his bones in the ground millions of years later!	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
5159	And so,the horrifying creature with no spikes entered Godzilla’s house.	1.0824	0.03435	85	79	5	1
5160	Scary ptery! Scary ptery! Shall I go on?	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
5161	Stop, please! Creepy Asteroid!!	1.0824	0.03435	85	79	5	1
5162	Can you go softer than a Lulibye .	1.0824	0.03435	85	79	5	1
5163	Look! I'm the scary Boy Scout.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5164	And there, hanging on the car door, was a FIRE EXTINGUISHER!	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5165	And then the knight on horseback charged Uncle Al, who had been minding his own business!	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5166	You idiot handsome look like a fool honey.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5167	but the scary part is, "Which of us invented fire?"	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5168	Then his ghost said, "You have my golden paw!"	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5169	And the "ice age" climate change terrorist was...right behind you!	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5170	The first documented reference of "It was a dark and stormy night."	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5171	And then, the humans invented Face Book!	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5172	. . . then they realized. . . the MYSTERIOUS CALLS . . . WERE COMING . . . FROM . . . INSIDE . . . the monster! ha ha ha . . . ha ha ha.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5173	...and then...and then she saw the cold-blooded killer's claw slowly rising out of the primeval ooze.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5174	And then the MAMMALS took over!	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5175	. . . and then, after the meteor struck . . .	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5176	Stop it, Cyril! You look like a human and it's freaking me out.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5177	Have you heard the story of George and the Dragon? Well,there was once this terrible creature named George	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5178	...and then a meteorite made all the dinosaurs extinct and they became fossils and then millions of years went by and then they became thick black stuff and then people burned it to keep warm. The End.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5179	The car stopped dead in its tracks. The arrow pointed at a red F. “But we have to get back home or els… “Use me,” he said to the human. “I could never!” he shot back. “It’ll be okay.” Holding back tears, the human opened the gas tank. He jumped in.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5180	Dragon flashlights HAVE evolved.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5181	That flashlight just makes you look more horny.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5182	Great schtick, but a bit ahead of its time.	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5183	Wtf Kevin, you scared the devil out of me!	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5184	Hey,switch to 1890 s man!!!Look at me and just get the time travel vibes!	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5185	What they didn’t see behind the door was an asteroid with a chainsaw in one hand and a meat cleaver in the other.	1.0820	0.04243	61	57	3	1
5186	And they call them…fossil fuels.	1.0820	0.04243	61	57	3	1
5187	And then the goblin waved the five fingers of its smooth, ugly hand and invented flame-retardant fabric.	1.0820	0.03541	61	56	5	0
5188	That’s a good one! It’s really gonna knock ‘em out in the post-historic age.	1.0820	0.03541	61	56	5	0
5189	I love you more than I want to eat you.	1.0816	0.03455	98	92	4	2
5190	...and then we'll all be killed by a meteorite.	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5191	Once upon a time, there was this huge asteroid plummeting towards earth..	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
5192	…and after the thieving little hobbit tipped off the evil bowman about Smaug’s bare spot on his belly, an arrow sliced through our brave hero’s abdomen and into his heart. As he lay dying, he could hear the bowman’s evil laugh, bwa-ha-ha!	1.0814	0.03777	86	81	3	2
5193	Stop with scary extinction ghost stories!	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5194	Listen to this. It's My Raymond Burr Impressio	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5195	And then they all pointed and screamed at you!	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5196	This horror story starts with a meteor...	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5197	... and then 'the Rock' showed up ...	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5198	Our therapist warned me about this, Harry. She said you might display some avoidant behaviors when I put your feet to the fire and bring up the M word.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5199	And then the terrifying Boy Scout vanished, never to be seen again.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5200	This will help you see your dinner but it won't warm your feet!	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5201	Sorry, can you move your head a little I think I lost you there.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5202	Then the egg cracked open. And a baby T-Rex crawled out. And it was purple with a green belly.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5203	Very good, but we're going to need that light if there's a power cut.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5204	'Let your light shine' will also keep your face warm.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5205	No cavities! See I told you those green needles are good for flossing.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
5206	I don’t know what it’s for either.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5207	And then there was an asteroid and we were the last two to survive. Now go to sleep son.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5208	Your face is c	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
5209	Now I'm going to tell you a scary homo sapien story.	1.0806	0.03486	62	57	5	0
5210	C'mon, Alice. Stop trying to guild the lily.	1.0806	0.03486	62	57	5	0
5211	Suddenly, the human took out his phone and said "check out this funny video I found, it's only like ten minutes", and then he held it out in front of me and I had to watch the whole thing while he watched to see if I was laughing.	1.0806	0.04768	62	59	1	2
5212	And there, in her lair, was a human hand still gripping just the hilt of a sword.	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
5213	...and then, out of no where, comes this gigantic asteroid plunging towards the planet. Boom! The end.	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
5214	I guess you can say this really lightens the mood.	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
5215	Not sure the idea to combine Comicon and camping vibes was so great after all.	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
5216	But the Man with Flame-Retardant Coveralls is just a story, right?	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
5217	and then I lost the keys to the car...	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
5218	...and you know what the caption read? Cow tools!	1.0805	0.04077	87	83	1	3
5219	Then they spotted a ball of fire falling through the sky.....	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5220	And then one day, they discovered his missing body, buried deep underground.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5221	Maybe we should just be Facebook friends	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5222	We're dragons...how is that suppose to be scary!	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5223	There was once a spooky asteroid	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5224	I know your new invention doesn't require batteries,but..	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5225	Honestly, it's not scary. We need the smoke and fire but our carbon footprint needs to be scaled back.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5226	...and they called it - Jurassic Park!	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5227	Stop trying to scare me!	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5228	I saw a Stegosaurus with a Chinese Menu in his hand...	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5229	Just not another librarian one… those monsters give me nightmares!	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5230	This is the story of Barney, the ape wearing purple dinosaur skin.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5231	And then Sam Neill and Laura Dern came walking out of the woods.....	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5232	I think Invisalign would make a world of difference. A good bite won’t hurt your chances with the ladies either!	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5233	Look Dino, I'm a HuuuMAN	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5234	Here’s another ‘scaly tail’, so try to ‘steg’ with me.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5235	This flashlight adds the fear factor.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5236	But then an asteroid approached earth.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5237	... and after the asteroid hit Earth, the scary humans became extinct.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5238	condos! "	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5239	And then, there it was, hurtling towards the planet … the giant rock.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5240	But the building wouldn't fall over... and it wouldn't even melt!	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5241	What could be the last two dinosaurs on Earth conspire to take back the land that was once theirs. How they've remained so elusive is a marvel, but it seems they're done hiding. They don't, however, seem to have the same sentiments about their plan.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5242	It was a cold and windy paleo protoposeic night on the bus going home from basketball practice when I stuck out the window my right hand...	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5243	You’re nothing more than a bump on a log.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5244	Whoa! Real scary....NOT!	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5245	and then...humans came	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5246	Is your answer still no?	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5247	I always carry it. Scared campers taste so much better!	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5248	Are you scared???	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
5249	And then...they went crazy and made JURASSIC PARK VII	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
5250	This next story is about a socialite who flew people...yes, those 2 legged delicacies you're so fond of...to a mysterious island." "Is this a whore story?" "Yes, I call it "Things that go Hump in the night.	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
5251	So puff the magic dragon sadly slipped into his cave, and then St. George killed him with a spear ...	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
5252	The door slowly creaked open and he saw it. A ghastly face. A face without scales.	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
5253	``I'm telling you, flossing has changed my life.''	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
5254	Okay, I'll tell it again... a very naughty animal made every human in the world very sick. They all wore scary masks, bought lots and lots of toilet paper, and never went outside.	1.0795	0.03321	88	82	5	1
5255	And then, this huge rock came out of the sky at a high rate of speed and crashed to the ground.	1.0794	0.04112	63	59	3	1
5256	You’ll have to try harder. Remember, I’m a dragon.	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
5257	Then he rolled the die, and it was another 20!	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
5258	...and then the meteor said "BOO!"	1.0792	0.03045	101	94	6	1
5259	Why do you always have to be so scary?	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5260	Your face just isn't frightening dear.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5261	Then suddenly a meteorite lit up the sky ...	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5262	I'm surprised I can actually hold a flashlight.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5263	And then....we evolve into birds!	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5264	Saint George is going to be really mad when he learns of your bad impersonations of him.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5265	Your flossing skills are scary good.	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5266	I’m in no mood for any scary human stories!	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5267	...And then, they made five sequels!	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5268	'But we don't own any clown statues,' said the Father.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5269	And then Chris Pratt threatened us with extinction....	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5270	The so-called Cretaceous period has been predicted. Fake news!	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5271	...and as the teenagers arrived at the summer camp, someone or something watched from across the lake...	1.0789	0.04088	76	72	2	2
5272	You still have some night in your teeth.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5273	And when we got home we found a bloody claw hanging from the door handle.	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5274	Yikes! That light makes you look road rage.	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5275	And when they looked up, the meteor seemed to have a terrifying grin as it hurdled toward the earth.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5276	And that was the end of the hairy gene-editing monsters that gave live birth.	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5277	- And that´s how future will be! - You are crazy, a giant rock will never fall from the sky.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5278	Is that light thing supposed to make you look less scary?	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5279	Many tasty campfire morsels to scout here - but beware the Brownies - you'll be living on the toilet for a week.	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5280	And then the young human grabbed an assault rifle and killed everyone but the dog.	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5281	We don't know any songs!	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5282	Have you ever seen teeth as white as these?!?	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5283	Once upon a time, there were horrendous monsters called humans!	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5284	The calls are coming from inside the castle!	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5285	Die Naaaaah Sourrrr..	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5286	And when he turned on the lights, there it was, a bottle of moisturizer!	1.0789	0.03114	76	70	6	0
5287	And it blocked out the sun forever!	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
5288	Dad, you look like a scary mammal -- tell another spooky story.	1.0781	0.03381	64	59	5	0
5289	It was a warm and sunny day and all our prey could spot us from miles away.	1.0781	0.03381	64	59	5	0
5290	... and then the cute little girl said, 'Did the monster maybe look like THIS?'	1.0781	0.03381	64	59	5	0
5291	..and then the little furry animals turned into bigger mostly hairless animals that destroyed the world!	1.0781	0.03381	64	59	5	0
5292	Yes,I see the resemblance to Paul Gossar,but he never smiles.	1.0781	0.03381	64	59	5	0
5293	...and the cartoon had no caption!	1.0781	0.04049	64	60	3	1
5294	And then humans began to dominate the planet and destroy it.	1.0781	0.03381	64	59	5	0
5295	What d’ya mean Crocodile Dundee? He’s not even a crocodile, stupid!!	1.0781	0.03381	64	59	5	0
5296	And then after fire I invented the battery!	1.0781	0.03381	64	59	5	0
5297	..and then a man wearing a suit of ARMOR jumps out of the bushes and says “Got your nose !”	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5298	No I got it, "The stealthy Stegosaurus"?	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5299	Let's play - Spotlight on the monster	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5300	Do you think I look better in this light?	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5301	Who needs a fire, I brought a flashlight?	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5302	...and through and through, the vorpal blade went snicker-snack!	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5303	When, suddenly, from out of the shadows leaped Chris Pratt!	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5304	Somehow that's just not right for the story about the meteor.	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5305	And that's when I destroyed all of Tokyo!	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5306	Then, by the light of the meteor, he saw a whole lot of tree shrews laughing at him.	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5307	And then the asteroid caught on fire!	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5308	And they were all killed by the meteor! Bwahaha!	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5309	You need to have your uppers checked, hon!	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
5310	Sorry, you are not any more scary than I.	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5311	I know you think it's funny, but it's no joke -- he had that same smile just before I ate him, and I haven't been able to sleep a wink since.	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5312	Once upon a time there were them, the humans...	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
5313	Ok, here's a hint. I'm basically a face who endorses a savvy genius sayin The Asteroid Thing is a hoax	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
5314	I really wish you wouldn’t reinforce negative stereotypes of us Draco the Annihilator	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
5315	That’s a good story dad, but check out this shooting star-	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5316	I think you look better in the dark.	1.0769	0.03988	65	61	3	1
5317	You have more fun camping with our kids; so stop eating them.	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
5318	...and then he saw Prince Charming in his back yard!	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
5319	As the story goes... Mr. T-Rex COULD use a toothbrush!	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
5320	I can’t see anything. Please make sure I don’t die in the fire.	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5321	At least, I tried!	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5322	This evening’s selection in our Shakespeare in the Park series is Romeo and Juliet	1.0769	0.03331	65	60	5	0
5323	They'll be small. With hair on top. And tiny teeth. And they'll burn YOU up to keep warm!	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
5324	The Biden economy is fantastic. At least I still have salt. Feel like hunting?	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
5325	My turn for a spooky Homo Erectus story.	1.0769	0.03331	65	60	5	0
5326	And all the little humans were wearing uniforms and camping out in the woods.	1.0769	0.03331	65	60	5	0
5327	Want a camp story about me eating you?	1.0769	0.03331	65	60	5	0
5328	And that’s when… they start doing dishes!	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5329	Stop! - You're scaring the humans out of me!	1.0769	0.03331	65	60	5	0
5330	On spying me the human thing threw back its head and threatened me with walls of horribly even fangs…	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
5331	Now THIS is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down…	1.0769	0.03988	65	61	3	1
5332	Someone's been sleeping in my bed and she's still there!	1.0769	0.03988	65	61	3	1
5333	I wish this was karaoke !	1.0769	0.03331	65	60	5	0
5334	Julius, you are just so scarey with that.	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5335	Ready for a boring story, Once upon a week, called Monday.....	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5336	You better watch yourself at night around here	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5337	Look, I know it would be better if we could put our cocks in it, cum, and then throw it in the dishwasher, but we're just dinosaurs.	1.0769	0.03331	65	60	5	0
5338	This is the tale of the road killer.	1.0769	0.03331	65	60	5	0
5339	Then…it made itself visible…it slowly approached…and uttered a centrist opinion…it was…an…old…white…MAN!!…”Kill it with fire!”, they screamed, but the vile beast just…kept…TALKING!	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
5340	Then I posted a BeReal that showed a cozy campfire with a picture of me shining a flashlight in my face saying ‘Rawr!’	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5341	It’s funnier when their arm is holding it	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5342	A creature with a black nose came down from a tree. It was a koala bear.	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5343	First the climate got a lot colder, and then the scary little Men came out with sharp pointy sticks.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5344	Wanna hear a scary story?	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5345	Which George then came, please don't tell me Saint .....	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5346	this is even scarier than that one story...	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5347	…and out of the dark bathroom there came… a naked man!	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5348	Me(28m) and my wife (23f)	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5349	…and then he remembered: he returned the CD case to the library without the disc!	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5350	Someday we will be inaccurately portrayed in movies... ooh!	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5351	Don’t do that. It’ll attract meteors and comets.	1.0759	0.03936	79	75	2	2
5352	Scaly campfire conversations with dinosaurs just never go extinct	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5353	You are unbelievable!	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
5354	and he was a FURRY!"	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
5355	And then in the future they’ll dig up our bones, put them on display and speculate on how we lived!	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
5356	No,I don't think you look like Brad Pitt.	1.0758	0.03929	66	62	3	1
5357	Once upon a crime	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
5358	...and then there was a total collapse in the price of gold.	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
5359	Why do you keep singing Goodnight Irene? I told you my name Alana.	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
5360	So then I screamed too, and this time, they ran all the way back to the Ranger’s station.	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
5361	There was a bloody hook hanging from the car window . . .	1.0758	0.03282	66	61	5	0
5362	Remember Uncle Dick doing this last year at his extinction party?	1.0758	0.03929	66	62	3	1
5363	And then a big meteor came and wiped us all out	1.0758	0.03929	66	62	3	1
5364	And then, the big meteor SMASHED into Pangea!	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5365	...and then, a meteor with a hook for a hand appeared in the sky!!!	1.0750	0.03887	80	76	2	2
5366	You're right -- it 'll really attract the guys.	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5367	We should never discuss who discovered fire	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5368	Where did you find the flashlight?	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
5369	Ooooh. That sounds like one big gorilla!	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
5370	...the fossil fuel industry!	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5371	Who up lighting up they dinosaur?	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
5372	,,,and so,. . .,they denied global climate change" By Tom Sievers	1.0750	0.03887	80	76	2	2
5373	But this time, it stars Matthew Broderick!	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5374	This must be the first day. Tomorrow He will seperate 'water from water.'	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
5375	If you keep appropriating human gadgets, you will be cancelled, Poindexter!	1.0750	0.03887	80	76	2	2
5376	Shaking. What is that? We're going to die out here.	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5377	and the tapping sound was his tail gently hitting the roof of the car...	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5378	You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is comin' to town!	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5379	BOO!!!! Scared you didn't I?	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5380	And then the little mammal said, 'Look just to the right of that star.'	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5381	Oh just stop it, Beavis!	1.0746	0.03871	67	63	3	1
5382	''And then they made me choose: Botox or extinction''	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5383	And the policeman on the phone said, "Get out of the house right now. The asteroid is headed right towards you."	1.0746	0.03871	67	63	3	1
5384	And then the girl scouts made s'mores.	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5385	I thought the comet was bright but this flashlight is illuminating	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5386	I don't get it. Is it supposed to be scary?	1.0746	0.03871	67	63	3	1
5387	Then, AOL crashed once it finally loaded!	1.0746	0.03871	67	63	3	1
5388	I’m telling you it was the indigestion got him.	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5389	Does this lighting make me look better on Zoom?	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5390	And then he was attacked by a giant moth!	1.0746	0.03235	67	62	5	0
5391	… then the meteor came down	1.0746	0.03871	67	63	3	1
5392	OK, enough scary dragon tales. Pass the marshmallows, and the fire-proof gloves.	1.0746	0.03871	67	63	3	1
5393	Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.	1.0745	0.03114	94	88	5	1
5394	Standing in the mouth of the cave were …mammals!	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5395	...and scratching on her tent was... a human!! But not just any human. Jeffrey Dahmer!!	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5396	I have an asshole the size of a mason jar.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5397	I was thinking of getting an I Phone!	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5398	Did you know I used to play for the Yankees?	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5399	I just can't believe the competition's rates are so high.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5400	They taste good.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5401	Look! I'm Forrest Gump.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5402	That was an awful horror story, there's no way a rock could wipe us all out.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5403	And in the moonlight he saw the creature was…A MAN!	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
5404	They mocked the forest T-Rex witch but when they woke up… Their arms were as thick as their legs!”	1.0741	0.03415	81	76	4	1
5405	Suddenly the human opened his terrible mouth and asked for a portion of our precious gold…	1.0737	0.02695	95	88	7	0
5406	One more time,” Puff the Magic Dragon…….”	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5407	He then growled: The better to eat you with, my dead!	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5408	Once the dust settles, we won't need this.	1.0735	0.04353	68	65	1	2
5409	Omigod, stop it! You look like a human!	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5410	...and then a human gripped my window fin and I bolted yanking his arm from its socket!	1.0735	0.03815	68	64	3	1
5411	And DRT was elected for a second term	1.0735	0.03815	68	64	3	1
5412	And then, after the bright yellow light, they saw a big plume in the sky!	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5413	And the IRS agent whispered, “you can crush our city, but we’ll keep coming for your share of taxes to help rebuild on April fifteenth, fifteenth, fifteenth…”	1.0735	0.03815	68	64	3	1
5414	I Know. It creeps me out, too, but I say, "live fast, die young, leave a good-looking fossil!"	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5415	You should have seen the look on their faces when I offered to pay cash for it.	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5416	You look scarier when you’re hungry.	1.0735	0.03815	68	64	3	1
5417	Hey T-Rex, how do like my prehistoric selfie?	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5418	My light item is a modern cool object.	1.0735	0.03815	68	64	3	1
5419	And then came the princess!	1.0735	0.03815	68	64	3	1
5420	How many light years ahead of her time is she?	1.0735	0.03815	68	64	3	1
5421	I'm telling ya, that's all Al was doing and he just burst Into flames!	1.0735	0.03815	68	64	3	1
5422	See? I just got flesh eating implants.	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5423	And then, she demanded to speak with the manager!	1.0735	0.03815	68	64	3	1
5424	...and then a big asteroid slammed into the land, and all the dinosaurs were wiped out	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5425	And one day, we will all be in museums like a pile of dog bones!	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5426	Fall a-frash on me.	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5427	I say were dragons, and I say the hell with it.	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5428	See I really am from England	1.0732	0.03374	82	77	4	1
5429	Dan you're tripping balls.	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5430	And then… THE ASTEROID HIT!”	1.0725	0.03761	69	65	3	1
5431	It’s really great. Put something in there on a stick and you’ll see how much more flavorful it is. Go ahead! Try it!	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5432	Ha-hah! I’m a runny-nosed Cub Scout!	1.0725	0.03761	69	65	3	1
5433	Traditional camp fire spooky tales. Scary ‘human’ tails	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5434	Remember when humans claimed to discover fire? Now, it's batteries.	1.0725	0.03761	69	65	3	1
5435	Any neanderthal hair in my teeth?	1.0725	0.03761	69	65	3	1
5436	It’s the end of the world as we know it. But I feel fine” - Ella Daniels, Minneapolis, M	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5437	…and then the object in the sky got bigger and bigger and the day turned to night…	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5438	The hitchhiker was wearing an asbestos suit!	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5439	After his escape, the Cropsey monster lurked in the dark woods hunting young children …	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5440	The two thought Sasquatch was a myth, then there was one.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5441	Can we just sing John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt ?	1.0725	0.03761	69	65	3	1
5442	Look at this face! What’s wrong with us Louie? Godzilla, Jurassic Park,1 Million B.C! Wouldn’t you think by now they would have cast US in their stupid movies? Don’t the want the real thing?	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5443	The mean stegosaurus had hooks in place of hands.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5444	‘And just when they think they’ve escaped the experiments, Chris Pratt mercilessly hunts them down one by one’	1.0725	0.03761	69	65	3	1
5445	Don't tell me again! You forgot to bring the extra stick of butter!	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
5446	And then this wandering star brings tidings of pain and misery. The End.	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
5447	And then an enormous meteor struck and wiped out all of the dinosaurs...mwa-ha-ha! Just kidding.	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
5448	Greeaatt!!	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
5449	But the abandoned cabin was filled with small MAMMALS, who patiently waited to supersede them evolutionarily!"	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
5450	The bloodied dragon pulled a mask from his head and revealed itself to be an aardvark standing on three other aardvarks inside the rest of the costume. They unzipped and piled out, each with a knife in their mouth. "Oh NO!" Grandma yelled. Burrrrrrp!	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
5451	AHABABAAAABAAHRRR (Dragon language)	1.0723	0.03334	83	78	4	1
5452	Your ghost stories are't that scarey	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
5453	Dinosaur: “I told you to use the time machine to get a FLESHLIGHT not a flashlight. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT JAMES, I’M SO GODDAMN HORNY! I WILL FUCK YOU RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO GOD”	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
5454	... and then the meteor hit the Earth and we were all extinct.” “Tom, what’s in your hand?”	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
5455	And future scientists will incorrectly say our vision is based on movement!	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
5456	It had big teeth, green scales, and a long pointed tail.	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
5457	… and then, after he gnawed all of the meat off the bones, he tossed them in a pile of rubbish, and the human went back to work.	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
5458	You like like T. Rex!	1.0714	0.03295	84	79	4	1
5459	And that's when my aunt jumped out from behind the door and ate the girl whole!	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5460	I know you are de'lighted to see me.	1.0714	0.03709	70	66	3	1
5461	It was the ghost of an asteroid!	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5462	It was a dark and stormy night. We were all seated around the campfire.	1.0714	0.03295	84	79	4	1
5463	And out from the depths came the most vile, hideous creature imaginable… the Karen!	1.0714	0.03709	70	66	3	1
5464	Aa if you're not scary enough to begin with!	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5465	I hate scary campfire stories!	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5466	Don't ya you wanna get lit? This is the only way, dude.	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5467	I hate these scary stories right before we go to sleep. Steve Weiss, Chicago, Illinois	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5468	Stop that! You look like a person.	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5469	You've got something on your teeth! UGH GROSS dude!	1.0714	0.03709	70	66	3	1
5470	Too scary! No more stories about . . . man.	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5471	There's no frog in your teeth, Donald. Get out there and smile!	1.0714	0.03295	84	79	4	1
5472	That's cute, but I'd rather have marshmallows on a stick than ghost stories.	1.0714	0.04230	70	67	1	2
5473	A man buys coconut at 5$ a dozen and sells them at 3$ dollars a dozen " as the result he becomes a millionaire. How come? He's sold the coconut to poor people he started out as a billionaire ,but lost all his money in his work that he became a bill	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5474	I prefer a somewhat lower profile.	1.0714	0.03709	70	66	3	1
5475	He checked in the closet and under the bed—but they were gone!	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5476	Do I have any hikers stuck between my teeth?	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5477	.....night on the marge of Lake Lebarge I cremated Sam McGee.	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5478	Stop it! You look like Greg Gutfeld!	1.0714	0.03709	70	66	3	1
5479	"Then humans came with their shrieking offspring, and they littered the forest floor with trash and smoldering cigarette butts."	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5480	And THEN the Gorgon arose from behind the mountain ...	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5481	Somehow my dentist still says I don't floss enough!	1.0706	0.03257	85	80	4	1
5482	Sonny, I'm home!	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5483	This next story is even scarier than my face.	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5484	Yes! Truly horrible --- two-legged, warm-blooded, and they eat things growing out of the ground.	1.0706	0.03662	85	81	2	2
5485	And then there was this asteroid….	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5486	Don't be a chicken.	1.0704	0.03657	71	67	3	1
5487	Lighting yourself is a poor substitute for lighting the campfire.	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5488	Your right, that does make you look scary	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5489	You know human stories scare me! Now it will take a millennium for me to fall asleep.	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5490	And then the Princess who wasn’t the Princess at all and was actually the Prince, slapped me and said I was late.	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5491	No matter how hard you try, you don't look as scary as those humans.	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5492	and then the humans just attacked me	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5493	You-you-you don't think there's REALLY a monster in the woods, do you?	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5494	Agh! Can you stop with the George Clooney impression already!	1.0704	0.04171	71	68	1	2
5495	This will make it easier to catch those delicious two legged creatures.	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5496	And a massive asteroid appeared in the sky…	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5497	-"And all of us vanished! to one chicken!"	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5498	And then the human walked in and said there would no longer be AP classes about our history...	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5499	Rawr rawr rawr rawr? RAAAAAWR!	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5500	And all they could find was his head!	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5501	Norm, enough with the scary human tales by the campfire!	1.0704	0.03058	71	66	5	0
5502	And then, the ghastly ogre, Meteor, raced toward them...	1.0702	0.03413	57	53	4	0
5503	I think we're taking this story time thing too serious.	1.0702	0.03413	57	53	4	0
5504	And then a meteor streaked across the sky...	1.0700	0.02932	100	94	5	1
5505	Hey amigo could you check for something between my teeth? Think Im still flossing one of your pubes from the sloppy earlier, and my tongue cant seem to find it	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
5506	And there it was, on top of the bed!	1.0698	0.03220	86	81	4	1
5507	You don't really look like an asteroid	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
5508	And then the person said......	1.0698	0.03220	86	81	4	1
5509	I'm looking for the switch to get this thing to heat up.	1.0698	0.03220	86	81	4	1
5510	Aren't we breaching the Blackout	1.0698	0.03220	86	81	4	1
5511	That was 13 years ago. They say he still wanders around these parts, claiming he'll one day finish 'The Winds of Winter.'	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5512	Transfixed by his tormentor's soothing words and shining armor, Gerhard lost his fire, and gained a spear -- in his throat!	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5513	He shouted, "I'm the little boy under the bed!"	1.0694	0.03607	72	68	3	1
5514	And just then, a streak of fire peeled across the sky!	1.0694	0.03607	72	68	3	1
5515	Have you heard the one about the meteor?	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5516	This story begins with a meteorite falling toward the planet Earth.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5517	As the knight with the canister got closer and closer; the label was clear:Kidde!	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5518	...and then the kid screams, 'You're it!'	1.0694	0.03607	72	68	3	1
5519	...oldtimers say that's why Puff was never heard from again. Rarrr.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5520	It was a dark and asteroid-stormy night.	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
5521	A high profile approach ? Why ?	1.0690	0.03184	87	82	4	1
5522	What? Don’t you think the Clear-Choice was worth the price?	1.0690	0.03356	58	54	4	0
5523	And that's when it clicked. Her father's smile was exactly like a photon in quantum superposition.	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
5524	And the asteroid is right here!	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
5525	I borrowed this from one of those Jurassic Park guys . . . then I ate him.	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
5526	Kids dance and sing songs with him… and he’s perfectly purple!!	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
5527	And then a big comet hit ...	1.0685	0.03559	73	69	3	1
5528	Welcome to the very first open mic in the annals of history…take my wife…you’re a terrific audience.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5529	When we disappear, will this still be here?	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5530	Eek! For a moment there I thought you were an oversized mammal.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5531	And the voice said, 'Woooooo, I am a cataclysmic extinction event. And you are MINE!!!!'	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5532	It all started one balmy afternoon on a beautiful beach…	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5533	This is way cooler.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5534	I'm carrying a torch for you!	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5535	And I looked at myself and said, "Shit you're beautiful." Aimee Wing, Los Alamitos	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5536	Then they moved to the suburbs to have two kids and start the whole cycle over again!	1.0685	0.03559	73	69	3	1
5537	So, this is what I look like without make-up on!	1.0685	0.03559	73	69	3	1
5538	Where’s the peanut butter?	1.0685	0.04059	73	70	1	2
5539	and his name… was GEORGE	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5540	...And then the meteor came over the horizon...	1.0682	0.03149	88	83	4	1
5541	Wow-you look so human!	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
5542	Your Asteroid Face scares me!	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
5543	Dude,check it out,this new light therapy is doing wonders for my waddle.	1.0678	0.04092	59	56	2	1
5544	And from out of nowhere these creatures, covered with fur, appeared…and their blood was WARM.!	1.0676	0.03512	74	70	3	1
5545	Wow! What is this thing and who made it??? Cynthia Eisler, Olney, MD.	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5546	With this torch, my dragon tales will light up the night.	1.0676	0.03512	74	70	3	1
5547	Sure, it makes light but does it make flames and fire ?	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5548	You’ve got a cavity in you tooth!	1.0676	0.03512	74	70	3	1
5549	And right before he died, he identified his killer, "Supply side economics."	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5550	'Spose that's what the camper used that thing for, before we ate him?	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5551	While driving on the turnpike through wind and rain, I looked in the rear view mirror. From the back seat a damsel in distress stared back at me.	1.0676	0.03512	74	70	3	1
5552	Guaranteed to light up your life.	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5553	And then came hot blooded, little furry creatures.	1.0676	0.03512	74	70	3	1
5554	Nightmares on Vacation	1.0676	0.03512	74	70	3	1
5555	And the asteroid missed Earth by a mere million miles!	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5556	You know I could see you without the light in your face, your eyes are starting to make me worried.	1.0676	0.02938	74	69	5	0
5557	As the light from the flashlight cut through the dark shadows, they saw it; the national debt.	1.0676	0.03512	74	70	3	1
5558	And then he chased them through the forest carrying… a fire extinguisher!	1.0674	0.03114	89	84	4	1
5559	And so ends the ghastly tale of the plump pink fuzzy bunny.	1.0667	0.03247	60	56	4	0
5560	One dark and scary night a meteor struck Earth and we all went extinct.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5561	Some say you can still find the fossilized remains of human grocery store cashiers to this day	1.0667	0.03247	60	56	4	0
5562	R-r-r-r, oog! Gizz-poom!	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5563	Boo! We are now Vegan.	1.0667	0.03247	60	56	4	0
5564	I can’t believe you’re not scared. This worked great last summer.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5565	And this is what we used to do for fun in the old, old days.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5566	And at the back of the lair, lying on his huge pile of dragon-robbed loot, rested the knight ...	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5567	I call it water.	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5568	It’s cool, but how well does it cook?	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5569	And then the Night King killed Daenery's dragon Viserion and turned him into a White Walker!	1.0667	0.03247	60	56	4	0
5570	And one day you will be displayed in a diorama at Disneyland.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5571	and then...I showed up!	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5572	Whoa! If Ma saw us now? Mouth fulla hellfire!	1.0667	0.04024	60	57	2	1
5573	There's nothing scarier than this!	1.0667	0.03466	75	71	3	1
5574	And to think those pro-choice mammals claim we're unenlightened!	1.0667	0.04024	60	57	2	1
5575	And a giant comet crashes on the planet and everyone you know turns to ashes.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
5576	-They're hunting me down for speaking the truth! -...I thought "they" were hunting you down for arson and triple homicide?	1.0659	0.03047	91	86	4	1
5577	And they commute in traffic to work in an office 8 hours a day,5 days a week,for 40 years.	1.0659	0.03424	91	87	2	2
5578	Godzilla is dead.	1.0659	0.02616	91	85	6	0
5579	This next scary campfire story is about how humans went extinct.	1.0659	0.03047	91	86	4	1
5580	And then, one night, a night much like this, you look at the satellite imagery and see mass deforestation.	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5581	Isn’t this scarier than the threat of incineration?	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5582	That's when the T-Rex glances down and notices...his shoe is untied!	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5583	And then the little boy turned out his night light and it scared me really bad.	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5584	Tom Cruise? No,umm Tom Cruise? No wait, um, Matthew McConaughey? No-no-wait, um, Dwayne Johnson? No-no-no—wait, now I’ve got it: Silvio Berlusconi!	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5585	My kid invented something he calls venture capital.	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5586	This'll scare you. Angels do not fear to tread.	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5587	Karaoke nights are such fun!	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5588	The evil prince carried off the baby dragons, one by one, to his gruesome castle.	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5589	And the monsters were pink, wore red caps, and stopped people from voting.	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5590	It was a bright and storm-free day...	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5591	Actually, I hate scary stories.	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5592	And he looked up and saw...a meteorite!	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5593	And the human walk through the room, opened the door of the wardrobe where the little monster was hidden and screamed so hard, that the little monster knew that he will die and it will be painful...	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5594	Then the forest faerie turned the teen dinos into salamanders saying, "Be afraid... Be very AFRAID!!	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5595	You've come up with a dandy little invention, Bigjaw, but I was more impressed back when you figured out how to make fire.	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5596	And then the asteroid hit the Earth!	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5597	early money shots	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5598	And than the Cropsey Monster…	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5599	and then the dragon princess was abducted by a smelly-breath human!	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
5600	See, not so scary.	1.0656	0.03959	61	58	2	1
5601	But the brave and handsome knight never came, and the princess stayed wth the dragon for ever and ever, with her scatter cushions and scented candles and her lists of chores ...	1.0656	0.03196	61	57	4	0
5602	And they roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth and rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws.	1.0656	0.03959	61	58	2	1
5603	Mother likes me the best. That's why she sent me this eye "lumifer" Ain"t I pretty?	1.0656	0.03196	61	57	4	0
5604	and this is how trickle down economics will save us from the meteor	1.0656	0.03959	61	58	2	1
5605	It was a dark and stormy night, when out of the sky came a huge asteroid "	1.0652	0.02588	92	86	6	0
5606	The end! Might be for us too...	1.0652	0.02588	92	86	6	0
5607	But even Gozdzilla couldn't withstand the microplastics!	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5608	And then, suddenly, out jumped the forest monster: An unbathed summer camper with marshmallow gooey fingers!	1.0649	0.03377	77	73	3	1
5609	Well, if flashlight doesn’t do it, those cavities just might.	1.0649	0.03377	77	73	3	1
5610	And right after the dino-zombies, this great big meteor comes hurling out of the sky …	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5611	You see it right? Whitest my teeth have ever been.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5612	See I can be scary too	1.0649	0.03377	77	73	3	1
5613	... And when the human breathed out, the huge cloud of smoke smelled of... candy floss"	1.0649	0.03377	77	73	3	1
5614	And the photo was… BLURRY!	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5615	A little more to the left,I think.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5616	Magalightasoris ha ha ha haaa.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5617	And suddenly, one asteroid broke free from the Kuiper belt.	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5618	And then what happened? [teeth chattering]	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5619	Hey look, the people at the campsite next to us dropped this and ran away...you can see my face better...see?	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5620	You ought to get your teeth cleaned	1.0649	0.02827	77	72	5	0
5621	Have no fear, this will chase away the polar bears.	1.0645	0.03145	62	58	4	0
5622	The couple got out of the parked car and then saw the long, deep scratch along the passenger side, and the metal hook hand that was dangling on door handle	1.0645	0.02561	93	87	6	0
5623	Do I look cuter in the light?	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5624	I invented fire first and geometry second . This is a triangle.	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5625	Then a comet came and wiped them all out!	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5626	You STILL look like a monster!	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5627	Just then Rexy looked up into the night sky and saw the huge meteor as it struck the earth, turning the night into day and destroying all the...	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5628	They kept demanding out-of-pocket payments for emergency medical services??	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5629	Suddenly he turned around and there it was... A COMET!	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5630	There's a poppy seed in your teeth.	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5631	It's not as funny the second time!	1.0641	0.03335	78	74	3	1
5632	Yeah, I know, I read that article too.	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5633	...then, out of nowhere, a giant arrow shot from a ship kills the dragon	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5634	And for decades we just used D-cell batteries and threw them in landfills.	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5635	And then he told me I needed to put pants on if I wanted to come inside!	1.0638	0.02535	94	88	6	0
5636	Legend tells us, during that long battle, The Night King , and his Army of the Dead , were vanquished, including our ancestor, The Zombie Dragon: Vicerion	1.0635	0.03835	63	60	2	1
5637	And the wheels on the bus went round and round, round and round...	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
5638	And then......the fire went out!	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
5639	Tell me if you get too creeped out.	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
5640	In the Jungle?	1.0635	0.03835	63	60	2	1
5641	Guess we were strangers in the night.	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
5642	No human meat between your teeth, you flossed well.	1.0635	0.03097	63	59	4	0
5643	Oh Henry I just realized that I forgot to bring teeth guard.	1.0635	0.03835	63	60	2	1
5644	And the asteroid is due to return tonight!	1.0633	0.03293	79	75	3	1
5645	Lights, camera, action, it’s showtime.	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5646	This magic light just kèeps going and going and going!	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5647	My wife left me.	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5648	Light but no heat. Another relic from the Fossil Fuel Age.	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5649	..and then they lived happily ever aaaafter!	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5650	Are you ready to hear a pleasant story?	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5651	Yeah, I think we’re scary enough without the flashlight.	1.0625	0.03253	80	76	3	1
5652	...and a thick cloud of ash covered the whole planet.	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
5653	Aargh! Spinach in your teeth!	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5654	And then the asteroid hit the ground and all these funny-looking, hairy things came out and ate all the little creatures.	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5655	Then is was discovered we're a Japanese delicacy.	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5656	Only thing that made it thru ...	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
5657	Have you every here the when you where camping.	1.0625	0.03776	64	61	2	1
5658	Then, the humans used a canister with oxygen bubbles to kill Godzilla, somehow.	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5659	William, with all due respect, your campfire scary-story schtick is getting old.	1.0625	0.03776	64	61	2	1
5660	And just when he thought he was safe, a flaming rock the size of Chicago feel from the sky...	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5661	On the next ones, I'll give my impressions of Brad Pitt.	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
5662	Goodnight. You're hot, the moon is not.	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5663	And then a BIG rock fell from the sky and....	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5664	Woo, Woo! I'm St. George and I'm gonna git ya!!	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
5665	Trust me	1.0625	0.03253	80	76	3	1
5666	In the dim evening light, suddenly the child's terrifying stare appeared over the edge of the bed!	1.0625	0.03050	64	60	4	0
5667	They call them TERRORIUMS 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱	1.0625	0.03776	64	61	2	1
5668	...and then the comet-witch turned them all into an energy-dense black goo that wouldn't see the light of day for 66 million years!	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5669	Frankly, I find it scarier with the light off.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5670	...and then the big bad meteor came CRASHING DOWN!	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5671	This always brings back memories of our first camping trip with Mom and Dad in the Middle Triassic Epoch, and when we had to move in the Cretaceous Period.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5672	Why would you weave Marsha into the story.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5673	Then out jumped the armored knight, the feared Chipper of Teeth.”	1.0617	0.03213	81	77	3	1
5674	The monster had no scales and no hair, it was completely bald!	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5675	Her head fell off? What happened next?	1.0617	0.03213	81	77	3	1
5676	…so I put a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray’s on the shelf to trick them.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5677	Ha! Got ya.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5678	Moonlight … firelight? Put down that flashlight and quit showing off!	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
5679	Then the little boy ran around in his dragon pajamas roaring and making us look RIDICULOUS.”	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
5680	Can't quite see the gold tooth, try moving the flashlight around.	1.0615	0.03719	65	62	2	1
5681	The meteor came from...INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
5682	Did you ever hear the one about the redheaded kid whose marshmallow stick fell in the fire	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
5683	'...and then, Brad uttered the scariest words ever: "Good! Since you guys are both free Friday evening, you can totally come to my one man play! Believe me, you've never seen a coming of age story like this one..."'	1.0615	0.03004	65	61	4	0
5684	And then they dug up the graveyard and took all the bones!	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
5685	and then I smiled.	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
5686	Delighted	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
5687	And then…out of nowhere…a giant asteroid starting falling from the sky!	1.0606	0.03663	66	63	2	1
5688	He realized the meteor was calling him from inside the house.	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
5689	And then the wicked asteroid . . .	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
5690	I can use this to read the newspaper at night	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
5691	Then puppies and kittens crept into their sleeping bags to cuddle.	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
5692	Tell the scary story about St. George again"	1.0606	0.03663	66	63	2	1
5693	But there was no room under the bed!	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
5694	...and it turned out the Knight had a LANCE for a HAND!	1.0606	0.03663	66	63	2	1
5695	Look closer, did I get all of the humans out of my teeth?	1.0602	0.03137	83	79	3	1
5696	It give light like fire but you can take it with you everywhere you go.	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
5697	'Please...' he begged the knight, 'I have a dragon wife and dragon children.'	1.0602	0.03137	83	79	3	1
5698	And the cool thing is, you don't need a fire to eat it when it's dark!	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
5699	Get with it guy. This is a new era. Firelight doesn't cut it any more!	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
5700	And then he said " sleep soundly!"	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
5701	And then a ball of fire strikes your town and its totally gone!	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
5702	Be afraid, Be very afraid.	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
5703	And they have smooth skin and soft hair and they like to cuddle.	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
5704	Are all the frog legs out of my teeth?	1.0597	0.03609	67	64	2	1
5705	I slammed the door shut, realizing only too late that my tail was still inside	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
5706	and I said '. look, you see: nothing sinister'	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
5707	Yes, that you can hold fire in your hand is very scary	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
5708	And then the humans take over the whole place!	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
5709	Wow honey, I think you finally nailed lip-synching the song “light my fire “ in the right environment. “!	1.0597	0.02916	67	63	4	0
5710	And then he discovered he was only a special effect.	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
5711	Anachronisms ruin the dinosaur finale of "Love is Blind."	1.0588	0.03557	68	65	2	1
5712	Don't worry; batteries almost gone...	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
5713	That's when he heard the voice saying, 'the call is coming from inside the cave'.	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
5714	Suddenly they heard the doom-laden shriek of a meteor the size of Mount Everest entering the solar system ... getting closer ... and closer ... and ... BANG!	1.0588	0.02567	85	80	5	0
5715	...and then, twelve of them, one by one, pop out of a tiny, odd-shaped metal box on wheels!	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
5716	One upon a time an asteroid hit Earth.	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
5717	...and the comet got colose and closer...	1.0588	0.02567	85	80	5	0
5718	No, Phil, no bats in the cave.	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
5719	Not that comet story again.	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
5720	And then a meteor comes and destroys them all.	1.0588	0.03328	51	48	3	0
5721	And soon the humans ate each other alive	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
5722	And just when you thought no one could lie as much as him, along comes the newly elected congressman from Long Island!!!	1.0588	0.03557	68	65	2	1
5723	does this flashlight make my scales look bigger?	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
5724	and then the human yelled "Boo!"	1.0581	0.03030	86	82	3	1
5725	Fee fi fo fum I smell the cold blood of a dragon Come!	1.0581	0.03030	86	82	3	1
5726	Don't worry. It looks more like anti-aircraft fire than acne.	1.0581	0.03030	86	82	3	1
5727	Dad, seriously! Do you think we're going to have to replace our incandescent breath with LEDs?	1.0581	0.03030	86	82	3	1
5728	Then we saw a ball of fire in the sky then silence….	1.0581	0.02538	86	81	5	0
5729	…and all they could see was meteor dust filling the sky. Muahahahahaha!	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
5730	That trick just slays me every time.	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
5731	....aaand it was the poodle from the last joke. Work with me.	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
5732	...and there comes a knight in shining armor...	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
5733	For-ev-er?	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
5734	...and on the sixth day, God created man!	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
5735	And then the kid with the freckles jumped out from behind the tree and scared me.	1.0580	0.03506	69	66	2	1
5736	I don’t get it. Does this scare you? Didn’t me either, but it was tasty.	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
5737	And then there was an asteroid that hit earth!	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
5738	Take a good good look at my face ... da da, da, da, da, da, da, da!	1.0575	0.02995	87	83	3	1
5739	... and they didn't find the body for 65 million years, at which point it was refined andused to fuel a Jet Ski.	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
5740	It was a night like tonight when these two campers looked up to see a giant asteroid coming straight for them!	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
5741	Look! This makes me look just like an asteroid!	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
5742	Whaddya say we roast some chestnuts?	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
5743	Sure it’s scary, but we already ate the last Boy Scout.	1.0571	0.03457	70	67	2	1
5744	As we continue to evolve, we'll invent some more.	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
5745	It was pale and soft, and screeched, "Eeek, a dinoraur!" It was terrifying!	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
5746	And then … there was a really bright in the sky	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
5747	Argh, I want Kampfire Karaoke!	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
5748	And then, a big, white balloon floated by…	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
5749	Care for a game of peek-a-boo?	1.0571	0.03457	70	67	2	1
5750	And then Big Tech created AI bots that would soon rebel	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
5751	... it was Susan but instead of scales she had feathers growing all over her body!	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
5752	And then, humans.	1.0566	0.03205	53	50	3	0
5753	I miss summer camp.	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5754	And then, the giant ape started walking up the stairs.	1.0563	0.03409	71	68	2	1
5755	Sorry,but you look better in the dark and from a distance!	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5756	And this is my Greta Garbo.	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5757	That guy you ate - his sock is stuck in your teeth.	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5758	Someone will think they've seen a tree with a toothy smile.	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5759	And then the human child laughed, donned her fire proof armor, and raised the slaying sword high”	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5760	and then the asteroid hit the ocean, leaving only small rodents!	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5761	A four letter word expressing that I could not find it	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5762	And then the humans turned the TV channel to "The Kardashians!"	1.0563	0.03409	71	68	2	1
5763	Look, I'm a monster.	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5764	And then BANG, a horrific fireball burst through the sky!	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5765	A huge asteroid hurtled towards the campers; they were petrified!	1.0563	0.03409	71	68	2	1
5766	If you’re trying to scare people, keep in mind that fire also makes light.”	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5767	And right there, in the very bed you are hiding under, there is... a child!	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5768	This story will scare you to death, this next one is about....HUMANS!!!!	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5769	And then they made us all do PUSH-UPS	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5770	Now that we have discovered fire, which is warm and comfortable, we no longer need this lantern.	1.0563	0.02756	71	67	4	0
5771	No no, no one sees you coming when they're holding the light JUST like this!	1.0563	0.03409	71	68	2	1
5772	…then the mammals multiplied, organized, and grew dinosaur kale.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5773	I’ll be here all week. Don’t burn your waitress.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5774	good luck, we can buy or lease	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5775	…and then the meteor hits Chicksoolub, uh Chiksulob, mmm Chicxulub? Oh hell, l always screw this story up!	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5776	And then the fire extinguisher started moving slowly towards him and the poor soul knew that his time was ticking.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5777	See what my new in plants look like. He did a great job and let me pay it in installments of cave paintings!	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5778	This is the most human-like face I can make.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5779	What' a menthol lozenge, he asked...	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5780	She looks in the rear-view mirror, just as a velociraptor appears in the back seat brandishing an Oldowan hammerstone!!!	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5781	Scarey? What will you think of next?.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5782	Then they burned the black liquified dinosaurs, polluting the air and wrecking the planet!	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5783	Then he peeked up over the edge of the bed....	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5784	Yes, you look less scary that way.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5785	For my night job!	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5786	She had it all worked out with the villagers, and then this guy Saint George shows up and didn't agree...	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5787	Then the plumber gobbled a mushroom and grew twice in size!	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5788	…and then one dark and stormy night a giant ball of fire shot out of the sky, crashed onto the earth and killed all the two-loggers. Now brush your fangs and go to sleep. It’s just a fairy tale.	1.0556	0.02428	90	85	5	0
5789	…and the big light in the sky got brighter and brighter…there was a huge explosion…and only the tiny animals survived.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5790	You can just your face up to the fire.	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5791	Then Puff said to Jackie Paper, "Look, it's me. I was only kidding about being a zombie who eats strings, sealing wax, and brains."	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5792	...and then an enormous asteroid hit the earth and killed all the dinosaurs!	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5793	…and then she turned them into a Milli Vanilli vinyl	1.0556	0.02718	72	68	4	0
5794	Firehoses! Am I right?	1.0556	0.03362	72	69	2	1
5795	Ok ! Ok ! call me a dinosaur I’m sticking to the old ways, I’ll stick with fire ! What did you say that was called ! A fire stick ?	1.0549	0.02402	91	86	5	0
5796	PUTTING THE FLASH LIGHT UNDER YOUR CHIN MAKES YOUR TEETH LOOK WHITIER	1.0549	0.02402	91	86	5	0
5797	How can they call me a dinosaur after discovering fire and electricity.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
5798	And the asteroid said, ‘I’m coming to get you.’	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
5799	And then these tiny two-legged creatures took over the world and ruined it for everyone!	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
5800	What do you think of my new dentures?	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
5801	Where did you get the batteries?	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
5802	2 slimy creatures sitting by the campfire telling scary story59818..70c4fceb-4969-409e-bbc0-2558c81aa61b....0	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
5803	...And then the terrifying beast came out of the trees- a human!! With skinny legs, hair only on his shrunken head, and the most ear-piercing voice, he screamed and ran away.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
5804	See! I'm twice as scary with the flashlight!	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
5805	Can you imagine?	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
5806	Cold LED lighting is a monstrosity	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
5807	And so the little hatchling went to visit his friend Max where the mild things are, but they killed them and ate him for dinner because that is there nature.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
5808	… and then he pulled the covers up to go to sleep, not realising that it was … a fire blanket!	1.0548	0.03316	73	70	2	1
5809	fun stories with friends!	1.0548	0.03316	73	70	2	1
5810	I get scared in the woods. Don't you?	1.0545	0.03090	55	52	3	0
5811	And then the rainbow light up the land!	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
5812	If you’re trying to calm me down, it’s not working.	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
5813	The sound was coming closer and closer, transmuting from a low growl in the distance into a quiet yet terrifying phrase, repeating incessantly in a soft cadence of the damned: 'Hi, my name is Bob. Hi, my name is Bob. Hi, my name is Bob.'	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
5814	It was a dark dark night	1.0541	0.03272	74	71	2	1
5815	It's not as if you're the first Allosaurus with dentures. Can we talk about something else?	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
5816	Oh Grandmother, what Big Teeth you have !	1.0541	0.03272	74	71	2	1
5817	And then they held so still, a day's worth of food, vanished!	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
5818	That's when he notices something dangling from the door handle -- a bloody Velociraptor claw.	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
5819	Glad to see you’ve given up blue light at bedtime.	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
5820	Wait, the ghost has feathers?	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
5821	Do it again, Daddy.	1.0541	0.02647	74	70	4	0
5822	Tonight, we're going to have a really big show.	1.0538	0.02805	93	89	3	1
5823	Brinch seq Zchleb! Zchleb! Zchleb! Vernka Neanderthal! Ayych! Mort.	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
5824	And she carelessly whispered to me, in such TOTALLY sultry fashion... toggles ON flashlight "Barney is a dinosaur..." and broke her spine.	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
5825	Then the planet killing asteroid got closer and closer and....	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
5826	Sixty-six million years ago, a rather large asteroid hurtled toward Earth...	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
5827	And then she had FoMO.	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
5828	And that's when they saw the Thagomizer hanging from their car door window!	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
5829	And then T-Rex leaned over little Red Riding Hood and said "The better to eat you with!"	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
5830	And he became…. …extinct!	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
5831	There he was hungering for blood, "oil can, oil can" the TinMan said.	1.0526	0.03128	95	92	1	2
5832	That LED flashlight makes you look scarier than ever.	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
5833	How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
5834	How’s this face for when I show up to eat the villagers tomorrow?	1.0526	0.02984	57	54	3	0
5835	Now, a story from our ancestors during a time when some of their offspring were stripped and sold to the highest bidder. And eaten,by monsters! It all started with Old McDonald…	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
5836	Bob’s friends warned him, but curiosity got the better of him…and just like that, he disappeared into the black sticky goo, never to be seen of again. mynewyorkercaption	1.0526	0.03187	76	73	2	1
5837	… then he made cut up all the little eggs and made them into a salad.	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
5838	Yea, it's more convenient, but you can't make s'mores with it.	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
5839	When I do this people think I’m a ghost. It’s hilarious!	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
5840	In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit...	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
5841	And then the princess captured the dragon, dressed him in froufrou clothes and made him play tea party.	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
5842	But, I thought you were vegan!	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
5843	And there it was: an egg-eating mammal.	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
5844	And the only thing they saw was… the asteroid!	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
5845	Flashlight dinosaur: "...and then the asteroid hit, killing everything!" Other dinosaur: "Oh no! I hope that never happens!"	1.0517	0.02933	58	55	3	0
5846	and then came St George, on his horse, waving a shining sword. And that was the end of Uncle Draco"	1.0517	0.02933	58	55	3	0
5847	I suddenly looked up and there before me was…a BOY SCOUT!!	1.0517	0.02933	58	55	3	0
5848	He put a spell on it, so that three separate beasts could each have three wishes.... from the Dragon's Claw!	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
5849	BOOM! The meteor killed them all!	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
5850	Now, THIS is scary.	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
5851	I look like that little kid Tommy, don't I?	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
5852	. . . and then the really scary homo sapien precursor rushed the campfire, brandishing a crude weapon.	1.0508	0.02885	59	56	3	0
5853	And then the scary voice said: 'I am a catastrophic asteroid impact and I'm going to get you!'	1.0506	0.02482	79	75	4	0
5854	And then, That one time….at band camp… I….	1.0506	0.03067	79	76	2	1
5855	When suddenly, out sprang St. George!	1.0506	0.02482	79	75	4	0
5856	What could go wrong?	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
5857	...and the human crept into the dragon's lair with it's beady eyes...	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
5858	And then the human voice whispered, “I am the Viper and I’m just behind the tree.”	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
5859	... And then they optioned a third Jurassic Park!	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
5860	are you sure you want to talk about draagens and dinosores they are very creepy	1.0500	0.03029	80	77	2	1
5861	Didn't mean to scare ya!	1.0500	0.02837	60	57	3	0
5862	And the escape hatch was juuuuust out of reach	1.0494	0.02422	81	77	4	0
5863	And then the one armed knight pulled out his bloody sword...	1.0494	0.02422	81	77	4	0
5864	Extinctual	1.0492	0.02792	61	58	3	0
5865	OK, Larry one more but this is it! Frankenstein?	1.0492	0.02792	61	58	3	0
5866	Nah…Smaug is Sherlock, you’re pulling my tail George	1.0492	0.02792	61	58	3	0
5867	. . . and then, from the sky, fell a mighty meteor!	1.0488	0.02393	82	78	4	0
5868	And that's when the party goers noticed the giant flaming ball in the sky headed toward earth!	1.0488	0.02393	82	78	4	0
5869	Stop already with your stupid camop counselor tricks!"	1.0488	0.02393	82	78	4	0
5870	First we will be obliterated by an astoroid's effect on the atmosphere, then we will turn into oil and be burned for warmth by scrawny bipedal mammals, destroying the atmosphere all over again and obliterating themselves!	1.0488	0.02393	82	78	4	0
5871	And then the city attacked. . . meeeeee!	1.0484	0.02747	62	59	3	0
5872	I also find it hard to always brush after every meal.	1.0484	0.02747	62	59	3	0
5873	Come on, thats not how a Zombie looks like	1.0484	0.02747	62	59	3	0
5874	Now I'll tell you of the legendary & most horrifying tale of 'The Dragon That Was Allergic to Gold -Sir Eli Goldsundheit.'	1.0484	0.03583	62	60	1	1
5875	Quit fooling around. Now I won’t sleep a wink.	1.0484	0.02747	62	59	3	0
5876	Can you shine a light on the Tar Pits?	1.0484	0.02747	62	59	3	0
5877	...and the world is controlled by a small group of mammalian people who feast on lizard flesh!	1.0482	0.02365	83	79	4	0
5878	...and then the fair maiden's shiny blonde hair fell off her head to reveal a shiny steel helmet.	1.0482	0.02365	83	79	4	0
5879	Good one! I remember your dad doing that to the villagers... about a thousand years ago.	1.0476	0.02705	63	60	3	0
5880	And the foundation was steel beams!	1.0476	0.02705	63	60	3	0
5881	Then this bright astroid comes out of the sky and kills all of us.	1.0476	0.02338	84	80	4	0
5882	And then the monster appeared with his dinner’s flashlight on his face!	1.0476	0.02705	63	60	3	0
5883	Does it play games? Can you talk through it? we’ll be wiped out by an asteroid before these creatures make an impact!	1.0476	0.02705	63	60	3	0
5884	...and all the warm rocks were suddenly gone!	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
5885	To think I always thought you were the only one to light up my life.	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
5886	And then the comet hit and all the dinosaurs died. Well, except the crocodiles, and some birds. I don't know why they lived, but they did. Boom!	1.0469	0.03472	64	62	1	1
5887	Wow, scarey. Now how about using that little torchy thing to go find us some food for this flame pile I built?	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
5888	Do you realize how stupid that makes you look?	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
5889	First one r Then two the three asteroids missed us, but there was a fourth out there, coming…..	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
5890	...and that's when Mother Ghost realised that the whole time, the family had all been...ALIVE!!	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
5891	...and then they dunked him in the lake!	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
5892	Don't shine that straight up at night... You'll anger the meteor gods.	1.0469	0.02663	64	61	3	0
5893	In the year 3000! With apologies to Conan	1.0462	0.02623	65	62	3	0
5894	Anything you can do, I can do better.	1.0462	0.02623	65	62	3	0
5895	Seriously, it's so hard to keep up with the times. Am I getting Ozempic face?	1.0462	0.02623	65	62	3	0
5896	And then... an asteroid came!	1.0455	0.02584	66	63	3	0
5897	...and then there was this huge asteroid that came so close to that we were all shaking for days...	1.0455	0.02584	66	63	3	0
5898	so ya doing all this crazy stuff in Floridah to campaign for President,desi?	1.0455	0.02584	66	63	3	0
5899	Cut it out. You know my stomach gets queasy after a big meal.	1.0455	0.02584	66	63	3	0
5900	…and then a big rock came hurtling from the sky.	1.0455	0.02584	66	63	3	0
5901	...and then 8 BILLION Homo insipiens rushed the portal!	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
5902	And the flashlight does not pollute the environment like fire.	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
5903	And there walked a halfling with enormous, terrifyingly sad eyes …	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
5904	You just don’t have a scary face.	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
5905	And then the great asteroid monster came out and turned into humanoids who frightened Terry and Tory away. Aaahhh.	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
5906	and it will be called A METEOR!"	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
5907	And…He was Tyler Durden all along!	1.0448	0.02546	67	64	3	0
5908	How's my mascara look, honey?	1.0448	0.03317	67	65	1	1
5909	Yes, I know. My new flashlight makes me look scary.	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
5910	I'm trying not to be overlooked any more.!	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
5911	...and only yesterday, the very same knight escaped from the Medieval Times, just up the road from this campsite.	1.0441	0.03269	68	66	1	1
5912	'One gray night it happened...'	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
5913	the warmer, the scarier as my mum used to say until she burnt to death.	1.0441	0.03269	68	66	1	1
5914	You’re woke and lit!	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
5915	I saw him once. He was ten feet tall if he was a foot and they called him Dad.	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
5916	If you’re lucky they won’t find us this time.	1.0441	0.02509	68	65	3	0
5917	Look at me Rex, this isn't even my final form!	1.0441	0.03269	68	66	1	1
5918	But the meteor DID come...and then there were NONE! AHAHAHAHAHA!!	1.0435	0.02473	69	66	3	0
5919	And the human was coming closer and closer and closer.	1.0435	0.02473	69	66	3	0
5920	There were dragons everywhere!!	1.0435	0.03222	69	67	1	1
5921	Stop acting like a human camper!	1.0435	0.03222	69	67	1	1
5922	I didn’t want to do this, but if I don’t say something, no one will. Carl, you’re being a real fart booby.	1.0435	0.02473	69	66	3	0
5923	And after he swallowed him whole, he realized to his horror, that he had a hook stuck in his throat!	1.0435	0.02473	69	66	3	0
5924	Very thoughtful of them to warm their faces like this. Do I have any human in my teeth?	1.0435	0.02473	69	66	3	0
5925	Boo! (this is from our 6yr old grandson - a great Dino-enthusiast)	1.0435	0.02473	69	66	3	0
5926	I mean they said it was called semaglutide. I didn’t even realize. Be honest, can you tell?	1.0435	0.02473	69	66	3	0
5927	And they even oil everything through you!	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
5928	And unlike fire, it doesn't make humans char.	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5929	Then the evil "Harry" inflicted horrible pain on him with a twig!	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5930	... and then The Citicorp will give them "rewards" for burning the only thing that remains of you! Your bodily fluids	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5931	And then Mamasaurus said: "brush your teeth!"	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5932	So much easier to light up your chin!	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5933	And all that was left were hot dogs and marshmallows.	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5934	Wait till you try this..	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5935	Now, isn't that scarier than your nightmares about asteroids?	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5936	Did you remember the marshmallows I brought the chocolate & graham crackers?	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5937	And he became known as... the Dragon-Killer.	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
5938	I found the guy that discovered fire, at him, and took his fire.	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
5939	Strangers in the night . . .	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
5940	And... remember the old days at summer camp when we used to sit around the volcanic fire pit and sing "Puff the Magic Dragon?	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
5941	Sorry Dino but I think that forehead could use a little more Botox.	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
5942	Do you really think this coniferous forest is the best spot for a fire?	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
5943	And then a giant gorilla started terrorizing the town...	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
5944	. . . and then they breaded us, fried us, and served us to human children for dinner!	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
5945	Just wait until you see this moon; it’s always full!	1.0423	0.02404	71	68	3	0
5946	Someday we will cause wzrs!!!!!!	1.0417	0.02372	72	69	3	0
5947	My name is Jerome Powell and I'm going to raise the Fed rate by 75 basis points at our next meeting	1.0417	0.03088	72	70	1	1
5948	IT'S THE NEW APHRODISIAC	1.0417	0.02372	72	69	3	0
5949	Now the planet will be ours!	1.0417	0.02372	72	69	3	0
5950	Do I still have clueless camper stuck between my teeth.	1.0417	0.02372	72	69	3	0
5951	....and then came 'Droopy from Guadeloope'	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
5952	They hoard box tops and candles instead of gold and jewels	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
5953	And then Little Jackie Paper grew up.	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
5954	Let me tell you about the anachronisms that destroyed our civilization.	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
5955	It's called "The Tale of the Vanishing Velociraptor."	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
5956	And then they have to file something called a tax return!	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
5957	GASS PRICES!!!	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
5958	Ha-Ha. But you’re not nearly as cute as when you were a charming little lizard.	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
5959	Karma Repair Kit	1.0411	0.02339	73	70	3	0
5960	I got that it gives light but it doesn't give heat and please turn it off, your looks scare me.	1.0405	0.02308	74	71	3	0
5961	So you beat Kong and Godzilla simultaneously while earning Order of the Arrow? Yeah, I call b.s. No way did you get OA.	1.0405	0.02308	74	71	3	0
5962	The meteor was inside the car.	1.0405	0.02308	74	71	3	0
5963	And then a big asteroid hit the earth.	1.0405	0.02308	74	71	3	0
5964	Tell me I'm pretty.	1.0405	0.02308	74	71	3	0
5965	I said I wanted beans not beans.	1.0400	0.02278	75	72	3	0
5966	Once upon a time there was an evil, vile, scaly, giant, human-eating, fish!	1.0400	0.02278	75	72	3	0
5967	Look ! !......Jane Fonda laughing at the GI deaths caused by her friends the VC in the Vietnam war......	1.0395	0.02248	76	73	3	0
5968	...nuclear winter!	1.0395	0.02248	76	73	3	0
5969	How did they know I'm afraid of the dark?	1.0395	0.02248	76	73	3	0
5970	Mani, pedi, AND mine cleaned my teeth.	1.0395	0.02248	76	73	3	0
5971	And then there was this large rock that fell from the sky.	1.0390	0.02220	77	74	3	0
5972	Typical you...draggin' out the story yet again!	1.0390	0.02220	77	74	3	0
5973	Does this make me look like Rob Zombie?	1.0390	0.02220	77	74	3	0
5974	I’m going to tell you a story about the ghosts of humans passed.	1.0385	0.02192	78	75	3	0
5975	Look at us. Not anyone is coming between us.	1.0385	0.02192	78	75	3	0
5976	Twinasaurus	1.0380	0.02164	79	76	3	0
5977	She may carry a torch to be portrayed with the crescent moon lying above her forehead. But as far as I’m concerned it’s purely moonshine.	1.0380	0.02816	79	77	1	1
5978	Stop it, Ed. I feel badly enough we ate those nice campers.	1.0380	0.02164	79	76	3	0
5979	Dragons can Spit Fire and fly	1.0380	0.02164	79	76	3	0
5980	And then the meteor came streaking down through the night sky!”	1.0370	0.02747	81	79	1	1
5981	Scared?	1.0353	0.02013	85	82	3	0
5982	I don't see anything in your teeth, but you do have some hair coming out of your nose.	1.0351	0.02459	57	55	2	0
5983	... And then they didn't bring any marshmallows...	1.0345	0.02417	58	56	2	0
5984	...a HUGE meteor!	1.0339	0.02376	59	57	2	0
5985	Suddenly, a BLAZING LIGHT flashed across the sky!	1.0333	0.03333	60	59	0	1
5986	Now I KNOW you’ve been eating too many!!	1.0328	0.02299	61	59	2	0
5987	Then the human began attacking the monster!	1.0328	0.02299	61	59	2	0
5988	Grrr!	1.0328	0.02299	61	59	2	0
5989	The fire is Google Search. The torch is ChatGPT. Will Bard be the lamp?	1.0323	0.02262	62	60	2	0
5990	And that's when he found out ... HBO was removing all Game of Thrones–related shows from their streaming platform.	1.0323	0.02262	62	60	2	0
5991	THEN ARMED MEN SURROUNED THEM	1.0317	0.02227	63	61	2	0
5992	you could see the future of the word with that thing	1.0317	0.02227	63	61	2	0
5993	this light is so cool and its no even hot because it has not been invented yet!	1.0317	0.02227	63	61	2	0
5994	Tell me the part again when you turn into Patrick Swayze.”	1.0312	0.02192	64	62	2	0
5995	And now you'll have to wait for George RR Martin to write the final books to find out what happens at the end	1.0312	0.02192	64	62	2	0
5996	Pretty spooky, huh? I did it to King Kong once, and he knuckle-walked all the way back to Skull Island!	1.0308	0.02159	65	63	2	0
5997	Fine! sit there with your quiet rage Bill! this item is merely a symptom of your despondency.	1.0308	0.02159	65	63	2	0
5998	And then they said to the dragon, "Would you like some spicy salsa on your taco?"	1.0308	0.02159	65	63	2	0
5999	There’re humans behind the rocks.”	1.0308	0.02159	65	63	2	0
6000	And the Cheato Face Monster lost the Liar’s Contest to Gorgeous George.	1.0303	0.02126	66	64	2	0
6001	D batteries. Scary, huh?	1.0303	0.02126	66	64	2	0
6002	Stop scaring me with those human stories.	1.0303	0.02126	66	64	2	0
6003	And then the meteor struck the Yucatan peninsula!	1.0299	0.02095	67	65	2	0
6004	The only thing more terrifying than the crunch of the bones was the memory of my doctor saying “watch what you eat!”	1.0299	0.02095	67	65	2	0
6005	…and then a giant meteor hit the earth and destroyed all life on earth.	1.0299	0.02095	67	65	2	0
6006	You think that’s scary, I’m freaking out over that giant meteor that I see behind you coming our way.	1.0294	0.02064	68	66	2	0
6007	... but they all lived. Happily. Ever. After.	1.0294	0.02064	68	66	2	0
6008	God Zilla, turn off the light, you're scaring me. NOT!!	1.0294	0.02064	68	66	2	0
6009	Then, the archeologist dug up his bones - AND PUT THEM IN A MUSEUM!	1.0290	0.02034	69	67	2	0
6010	And then they come and try to slay us with their swords. Now go to sleep.	1.0290	0.02034	69	67	2	0
6011	And with a bang… they were gone.	1.0290	0.02034	69	67	2	0
6012	Stop it Tommy, you're frightening me.	1.0286	0.02006	70	68	2	0
6013	And after the flaming asteroid streaks across the sky w'll all be extinct in five days.....mwaahaahaah{	1.0286	0.02006	70	68	2	0
6014	The humans were right. You do look scary lit that way.	1.0286	0.02006	70	68	2	0
6015	Hey whats up guys. It's Quandale Dingle.	1.0282	0.02817	71	70	0	1
6016	It's meant to make us look scarier!	1.0282	0.01978	71	69	2	0
6017	And all of a sudden , we were staring at the ghost dragon from "Mr Fester's cave.	1.0282	0.01978	71	69	2	0
6018	And then a BIG ROCK came crashing down...	1.0282	0.01978	71	69	2	0
6019	Honey, I am getting our emergency kit together! Another disaster for our plant is on the way!!	1.0282	0.01978	71	69	2	0
6020	And the ESG fund didn’t screen for fossil fuels!	1.0282	0.01978	71	69	2	0
6021	And so millions of years after the asteroid hits, his skeletal remains are put on display in a large hut on Central Park West.	1.0278	0.01950	72	70	2	0
6022	And then out jumped a meteor with a hook hand!	1.0278	0.02778	72	71	0	1
6023	Who stole my golden arm?	1.0278	0.01950	72	70	2	0
6024	You DON'T think it's a timeless face?	1.0278	0.01950	72	70	2	0
6025	Then there was a monster in front of me.	1.0274	0.01924	73	71	2	0
6026	Implants by Dr. Saber Tooth, I found him on cave wall.	1.0270	0.01898	74	72	2	0
6027	And then he killed all his old friends for intervening in his relationship with the blonde human.	1.0267	0.01873	75	73	2	0
6028	And she wanted us to go steady!	1.0267	0.01873	75	73	2	0
6029	Y'know, Saint George is gonna be annoyed when he finds you've juiced his batteries again.	1.0267	0.01873	75	73	2	0
6030	If you keep your bare feet this close to the fire, I can promise you we'll be dealing with something scary.	1.0263	0.01848	76	74	2	0
6031	Eeeaak! That'll really scare the mammals.	1.0263	0.01848	76	74	2	0
6032	And then the little human family moved to the cruel suburbs!	1.0256	0.01801	78	76	2	0
6033	But the light was actually coming from shining armor inside the lair!	1.0253	0.01779	79	77	2	0
6034	I won my cash in mesozoic era; I have a right to be angry	1.0247	0.01735	81	79	2	0
6035	I hear there are some creatures like us that people call humans.	1.0244	0.01714	82	80	2	0
6036	And then, the asteroid obliterated the entire world- the end!	1.0241	0.01693	83	81	2	0
6037	...And then a being with horribly smooth skin approached. It walked upright, gritted its teeth, and...did I mention this story is sci-fi?	1.0241	0.01693	83	81	2	0
6038	And then a huge asteroid was spotted in the night sky!	1.0230	0.01616	87	85	2	0
6039	…and suddenly, they heard the familiar little giggle behind them and there she was, the pretty… little…PRINCESS!	1.0175	0.01770	57	56	1	0
6040	And then he heard, "The meteor is coming from inside the house!"	1.0169	0.01709	59	58	1	0
6041	I'm going for a scary effect, like a blazing monster that could fall out of the sky and kill everyone? What do you think?" "Crazy not scary. Could never happen.	1.0167	0.01681	60	59	1	0
6042	And behind the bush...he saw...St. George!	1.0161	0.01626	62	61	1	0
6043	…and then the monster came and said Gotcha!	1.0159	0.01600	63	62	1	0
6044	The Lost World explorers would've brought more neat stuff. Too bad you ate them.	1.0159	0.01600	63	62	1	0
6045	But then a T. Rex ate the headless horseman.	1.0154	0.01550	65	64	1	0
6046	You know what the scary part is, they don't even have fire breath!	1.0152	0.01527	66	65	1	0
6047	And then the vegetarians rose up, lusting for peace and harmony.	1.0149	0.01504	67	66	1	0
6048	There’s no business like show business	1.0147	0.01482	68	67	1	0
6049	'The Evil Princess made a "princess dummy" out of straw and filled it with boiling tar and dressed it in her silk gown and offered it to the innocent dragon as a gift. The poor dragon swallowed it whole and it exploded inside his belly, killing him!'	1.0145	0.01460	69	68	1	0
6050	. . . and the humans could breathe fire and shoot lasers from their eyes!	1.0145	0.01460	69	68	1	0
6051	It was a dark and stormy night, when amoebas still ruled the earth.	1.0143	0.01439	70	69	1	0
6052	And then a bright, silvery star appears in the sky...	1.0141	0.01418	71	70	1	0
6053	...then AT&T bought TimeWarner in a highly leveraged deal. Now, a bunch of cornfed Texans who didn't know shit about making TV were calling shots at HBO, and soon all the good dragon roles dried up — and Syrax couldn't afford the place up in Tahoe...	1.0141	0.01418	71	70	1	0
6054	And that was the arrival of chatGPT	1.0139	0.01399	72	71	1	0
6055	It's Hollywood! Robert Jablon/rcjablon@aol.com/202-333-5332	1.0133	0.01342	75	74	1	0
6056	Camping on Halloween can be a lot of fun.	1.0123	0.01242	81	80	1	0
6057	I love it when you read from your resume at night.	1.0120	0.01212	83	82	1	0
6058	And then the asteroid hits the earth and it’s darkness.	1.0119	0.01198	84	83	1	0
6059	Well, if that isn't magical, what is?	1.0000	0.01709	59	59	0	0
6060	You slayed me with that one. Joe!	1.0000	0.01527	66	66	0	0
6061	Do I have any marshmallows in my teeth?	1.0000	0.01504	67	67	0	0

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