Contest #836


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You're a Holstein? Do you know the Greenblatts from Jersey City? 1.7950 0.01317 3722 1660 1165 897
1 Let me get this straight, you're food, clothing and a beverage? 1.7744 0.00827 9482 4385 2851 2246
2 I find it hard to believe you jumped over anything. 1.7461 0.00946 6609 3008 2271 1330
3 This is not what I expected when I put Milky Way in the navigation system. 1.7419 0.01020 5843 2724 1903 1216
4 My wife insisted that I stop and ask for directions. 1.7416 0.01152 4389 1992 1539 858
5 I'd take you with me, but you fail to meet emission standards. 1.7357 0.00980 6104 2809 2099 1196
6 This is the last time we're bringing you back. Stop jumping over the moon. 1.7279 0.00831 9689 4919 2487 2283
7 Sorry, I thought you were a map 1.7266 0.01076 5065 2368 1714 983
8 My name is George Santos. You can trust me, my mother was also a cow and she died in Pearl Harbor. 1.7146 0.01010 6692 3513 1576 1603
9 I'm out of methane. 1.7085 0.00925 6759 3227 2275 1257
10 And then they drink it? 1.7040 0.00889 7741 3850 2332 1559
11 We're humanitarians. We only eat humans." 1.7018 0.00911 7501 3784 2170 1547
12 Do I look like I eat meat? 1.6892 0.00927 6927 3473 2134 1320
13 Don't be embarrassed. Our atmosphere is all methane. 1.6858 0.00787 9635 4860 2942 1833
14 I’m looking for the leader of your planet. Are you the Dairy Queen we’ve heard so much about? 1.6854 0.00966 6212 3085 1996 1131
15 Our technology detected a "moo moo here" and a "moo moo there." 1.6821 0.00785 9553 4816 2958 1779
16 I hear you’re looking for greener pastures 1.6789 0.00925 6362 3079 2247 1036
17 Excuse me, I’m new here…are you Ben or Jerry? 1.6724 0.00960 6230 3143 1985 1102
18 We know what a farm is. But what the heck is E...I...E...I...O? 1.6676 0.00948 6356 3222 2025 1109
19 It comes from where? And they drink it? 1.6617 0.00893 7240 3730 2229 1281
20 My ship runs on methane, can you help me? 1.6612 0.00909 6712 3383 2220 1109
21 Well, you don't look like your picture either. 1.6587 0.00817 8792 4592 2609 1591
22 Greetings. I have a message for your planet.... If you were stationed at Camp LeJeune between 1953 and 1988 you may be owed significant compensation. 1.6557 0.01091 5063 2696 1414 953
23 Your face rings a bell. 1.6542 0.00914 6752 3477 2133 1142
24 They pull on your what?! 1.6537 0.00903 7110 3717 2138 1255
25 Take me to your Dairy Queen. 1.6526 0.00812 8772 4592 2635 1545
26 Sorry, I’m a little nervous - this is my first abduction. 1.6424 0.00921 6163 3106 2155 902
27 They do what to you twice a day? 1.6419 0.00797 8568 4414 2808 1346
28 Relax. I’m a vegan. 1.6406 0.00927 6091 3081 2118 892
29 Turns out, you’re the most intelligent life we’ve encountered. 1.6304 0.00899 6759 3558 2141 1060
30 Finally! Some intelligent life. 1.6280 0.00869 7258 3841 2276 1141
31 In a Far Side cartoon, you would be doing the talking. 1.6272 0.01025 5129 2695 1651 783
32 Why don't they just drink their own? 1.6225 0.00812 8339 4462 2563 1314
33 Parking was tough, I was circling the crops for hours. 1.6208 0.00831 7738 4088 2496 1154
34 It’s ironic. When you go missing, they’ll put your face on a milk carton. 1.6188 0.00856 7797 4280 2209 1308
35 Yeah, well, we tried talking to your leader. Frankly, you make more sense. 1.6186 0.00851 7856 4303 2246 1307
36 I’m not authorized to take you over the moon. 1.6155 0.00885 6933 3727 2145 1061
37 No, not your breeder, your leader... 1.6132 0.00821 7849 4181 2523 1145
38 We come in lactose tolerance. 1.6066 0.00872 7034 3810 2181 1043
39 I come in peace. Can you tell me what I'm standing in? 1.6065 0.00859 7327 3991 2228 1108
40 Looking at your Congress, we conclude that you are the most intelligent being on earth. 1.5951 0.00957 6144 3476 1680 988
41 What do you mean they then put it their coffee? 1.5897 0.00922 6130 3370 1905 855
42 You're lucky we're humanitarians. They're tastier. 1.5875 0.00946 6112 3453 1727 932
43 You’re standing right where I want to put the crop circle. 1.5873 0.00734 9999 5611 2904 1484
44 I need to return some classified documents. Who do I speak to? 1.5849 0.00945 6129 3476 1721 932
45 They said I could be here when the cows come home. 1.5764 0.00953 5529 3054 1763 712
46 Engine problems. Any chance you're jumping to the moon? 1.5748 0.00988 5230 2919 1616 695
47 So wait, this is Roswell, Idaho? 1.5738 0.00872 6922 3926 2020 976
48 Four stomachs? Now I’ve seen everything. 1.5614 0.00723 10044 5805 2839 1400
49 Look, if I want to get into my fraternity, I've got to do this. 1.5492 0.00914 6052 3508 1764 780
50 Are you the source of the Methane that we have been tracking? 1.4831 0.01122 3658 2276 997 385
51 Annihilation can wait. The espresso machine is out of cream. 1.4577 0.01123 3856 2550 847 459
52 You rang? 1.4500 0.01209 3213 2123 734 356
53 We’re both genetically modified. 1.4499 0.01210 3352 2252 692 408
54 I guess I found the Milky Way. 1.4444 0.01386 2439 1625 544 270
55 I'd kill for a burger right now. 1.4326 0.01260 2760 1832 662 266
56 Believe it or not, you are the most intelligent life we've detected on your planet.. 1.4322 0.01448 2212 1497 474 241
57 I loved your work in “Goodnight Moon” 1.4322 0.01425 2307 1567 483 257
58 I flatten crops, but I don't touch livestock. 1.4304 0.01420 1968 1270 549 149
59 Your ability to jump has been greatly exaggerated. 1.4258 0.01373 2189 1441 564 184
60 The rapture was yesterday? They’re ALL gone? 1.4257 0.01596 1816 1241 377 198
61 2%. Final offer. 1.4253 0.01504 1982 1341 439 202
62 Holy Cow! You Humans look different than I imagined. 1.4248 0.01590 1756 1185 396 175
63 You're incredible, I don't even have one stomach. 1.4183 0.01539 1805 1216 423 166
64 You are the last one. All the other cows have come home. 1.4173 0.01527 1886 1284 417 185
65 Does your entire planet smell like this? 1.4157 0.01495 1744 1147 469 128
66 I know you'd rather be in a Gary Larsen cartoon, but i'm afraid this is it. 1.4132 0.01556 1890 1312 375 203
67 Got methane? 1.4117 0.01546 1671 1114 426 131
68 They put their hands where? 1.4116 0.01632 1679 1160 347 172
69 I hope you don't mind. My wife asked me to bring back some milk on the way home. 1.4091 0.01672 1633 1140 318 175
70 We've been looking all over for you since your last jump. 1.4089 0.01657 1575 1081 344 150
71 Let’s just pretend last night never happened. 1.4085 0.01773 1459 1021 280 158
72 We couldn’t read the QR code on your back, but we’re working on understanding the communication device hanging from your neck. 1.4070 0.01567 1646 1110 402 134
73 …and what about chocolate milk? 1.4067 0.01528 1613 1066 438 109
74 You look different than your Tinder photo. 1.4061 0.01633 1635 1130 346 159
75 Yes, we are all vegans. Why do you ask, earthling? 1.4042 0.01511 1868 1286 409 173
76 Take me to your one percent. 1.4030 0.01590 1665 1144 371 150
77 Moo? I come billions of light years for moo? 1.4027 0.01774 1388 965 287 136
78 We come in search of a more milky way. 1.4027 0.01551 1711 1168 397 146
79 Was that YOU I saw last night jumping over the moon? 1.3986 0.01664 1518 1050 331 137
80 I was told I could find the methane refueling station here. 1.3980 0.01702 1397 956 326 115
81 Look, the whole crop circle thing gets ruined if you start grazing over it. 1.3963 0.01611 1625 1129 348 148
82 where do we find the chocolate milk cows? 1.3958 0.01678 1420 972 334 114
83 Thank you - you have very pretty eyes, too.... 1.3953 0.01660 1485 1024 335 126
84 I cannot take you with me. You failed your emissions test. 1.3951 0.01852 1258 882 255 121
85 Wow! The folks back home won’t believe I met a real congressman, Mr. Santos. 1.3924 0.01892 1361 996 196 169
86 I have a delivery of lasers for a Marjorie Taylor Greene 1.3919 0.01965 1189 854 204 131
87 Relax, I'm from the planet Vegan." 1.3911 0.01623 1575 1098 338 139
88 You wouldn’t happen to have any methane, would you? 1.3903 0.01679 1468 1024 315 129
89 So your planet and your name are both Moo? 1.3848 0.01804 1320 939 254 127
90 And you'll be able to jump over our moon whenever you want. 1.3843 0.01874 1184 835 243 106
91 I enjoy smelling your dairy air. 1.3836 0.01840 1194 836 258 100
92 My ship runs on methane - I heard I should talk to you. 1.3829 0.01750 1332 936 282 114
93 You get milked, but humans call us weird for a probe or two? 1.3826 0.01761 1252 868 289 95
94 They're blaming your farts, not their cars?!?! 1.3824 0.01831 1326 957 231 138
95 Got milk? 1.3815 0.01878 1203 857 233 113
96 My spacecraft runs on methane. Any idea where I can get some? 1.3803 0.01760 1320 932 274 114
97 Since you can't make the jump any more, I have been sent to get you. 1.3789 0.01782 1296 919 263 114
98 I would like to learn more about that advanced communication devise around your neck. 1.3772 0.01852 1148 806 251 91
99 Unfortunately, my planet is lactose intolerant 1.3755 0.01682 1390 978 302 110
100 We’re here to help you with your methane problem. 1.3745 0.01836 1183 837 249 97
101 Gary Larson sends his greetings. 1.3741 0.01953 1136 824 199 113
102 His profile had said "tall, gray, and handsome" -- but Bessie still felt a little misled. 1.3731 0.02031 965 684 202 79
103 You make milk? Take me to your liter. 1.3712 0.01776 1242 879 265 98
104 Full tank of methane please. 1.3684 0.01988 1045 754 197 94
105 Actually, I was looking for oat milk. 1.3684 0.01884 1064 749 238 77
106 MOO is also my name 1.3677 0.01727 1308 930 275 103
107 We need a little heads-up before your trips over the moon. 1.3662 0.01837 1188 853 235 100
108 Bessie. What's yours? 1.3654 0.02050 977 707 183 87
109 I need more cowbell. 1.3644 0.01982 1051 763 193 95
110 This thing runs on methane, any idea where I can get some around here? 1.3634 0.02085 897 642 184 71
111 No, thank you. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.3631 0.01812 1165 830 247 88
112 I'm here for the runaway dish and spoon. 1.3615 0.01997 1065 783 179 103
113 I suppose you’re going to milk me for information. 1.3601 0.02252 772 556 154 62
114 Do l ring the bell for service? 1.3597 0.01915 873 598 236 39
115 Are you wearing a map of the area? 1.3590 0.01996 986 712 194 80
116 Your outfit would go perfectly with my eyes. 1.3579 0.01962 894 625 218 51
117 Excuse me, which way to the crop circles? 1.3575 0.01952 979 699 210 70
118 The Milky Way... Good one. 1.3560 0.02088 941 691 165 85
119 We need to talk about your carbon footprint. 1.3552 0.02194 715 502 172 41
120 You looked different on Tinder 1.3527 0.02366 689 500 135 54
121 On our planet cartoonist don’t give us genitalia either. 1.3513 0.02273 800 593 133 74
122 Then there's our age difference. 1.3511 0.02355 732 540 127 65
123 Are you the one who jumped over the moon? 1.3502 0.02040 948 695 174 79
124 Seriously, they eat you? 1.3497 0.01998 958 697 187 74
125 Don’t worry, we’ll eat them before they try to eat you. 1.3491 0.01890 1017 731 217 69
126 They're blaming YOU for climate change? 1.3488 0.02586 582 426 109 47
127 Yes, I'd love a trip to the Milky Way. 1.3480 0.01889 997 714 219 64
128 But why are you called 'Bossy' if you are not the leader? 1.3472 0.01975 965 702 191 72
129 I'm a huge fan. Even though I'm too young to have actually witnessed your moon-jump. 1.3457 0.02164 833 613 152 68
130 But how do they milk the oats? 1.3456 0.02741 518 381 95 42
131 Can I borrow your map? 1.3453 0.01932 837 584 217 36
132 How Now? 1.3444 0.02362 691 508 128 55
133 But do you have cookies? 1.3436 0.02004 780 546 200 34
134 Don't worry - they eat you, we eat them! 1.3434 0.02067 891 654 168 69
135 Can you show me exactly how you were able to jump over the moon. 1.3434 0.02021 897 652 182 63
136 You're not one of the mad ones, right? 1.3426 0.02202 718 516 158 44
137 What is the soft squishy thing I stepped on? 1.3391 0.01925 1041 772 185 84
138 Is that the only word you know? 1.3385 0.02102 845 622 160 63
139 I told you we'd come back for you. 1.3382 0.02009 890 649 181 60
140 Does everybody have to wear a bell? 1.3369 0.02027 840 608 181 51
141 It's an initiation requirement, I'm here for the bell. 1.3356 0.02248 745 552 136 57
142 With the same sorrowful eyes, we must be related. 1.3345 0.02025 840 610 179 51
143 Our intergalactic cover band needs just one more thing. MORE COWBELL! 1.3341 0.02061 871 644 163 64
144 Is your leader also biracial? 1.3338 0.02241 740 548 137 55
145 We need to know how you make chocolate milk 1.3337 0.01974 854 616 191 47
146 Our primary nutrient is methane. You will be safe with us. 1.3314 0.02340 691 516 121 54
147 I agree, oat milk is not milk 1.3314 0.02311 688 510 128 50
148 Hey! Was that you I just saw jumping over the moon? 1.3300 0.02175 797 596 139 62
149 I'm looking for the good grass 1.3297 0.02154 731 533 155 43
150 Turn around - I'm here for your methane. 1.3288 0.02158 809 606 140 63
151 Bessie stared at the sight in front of her. The oddly shaped mouth. The big eyes. The nakedness. Could it be real? Rumors were true. She finally beheld a cow. 1.3281 0.02195 759 565 139 55
152 What are your pronouns? 1.3267 0.02839 505 387 71 47
153 I typed in 'Milky Way' on the GPS." 1.3258 0.02292 709 532 123 54
154 I just need a quart and then I'll take off. 1.3249 0.02347 634 469 124 41
155 You look different on your tinder profile. 1.3233 0.02358 665 500 115 50
156 Can you do half and half? 1.3224 0.02672 490 364 94 32
157 What is your preferred pronoun? 1.3223 0.03393 332 252 53 27
158 I hate asking, but we're really low on iron. 1.3210 0.02179 673 491 148 34
159 Long story short, I’m at the step where I make amends to everyone I’ve abducted. 1.3201 0.02328 656 491 120 45
160 They want more cowbell. 1.3200 0.02807 475 360 78 37
161 Is your name Dairy Queen or did my GPS mess up again? 1.3200 0.02138 800 603 138 59
162 Your leaders are a disappointment. 1.3195 0.02174 773 583 133 57
163 Doesn't the bell conflict with the purpose of the camouflage outerwear 1.3192 0.02324 636 473 123 40
164 You have nothing to fear -- we only eat human flesh. 1.3184 0.02119 760 565 148 47
165 Do you eat the two-legged ones? 1.3179 0.02410 689 533 93 63
166 No, I said "Moooonnnnnn" with an "N" 1.3178 0.02308 642 478 124 40
167 Some people call me the space cowboy, but actually I am the gangster of love 1.3176 0.03036 403 306 66 31
168 I’d beam you up, but I’m lactose intolerant. 1.3159 0.02063 839 633 147 59
169 You wouldn't happen to be the cow that jumped over the moon and nearly collided with one of our space ships> 1.3154 0.02483 615 471 94 50
170 Hello. My name is George Santos and I am running for Congress. 1.3152 0.02531 663 523 71 69
171 We're lactose intolerant . 1.3151 0.02248 657 488 131 38
172 We are a grassy planet of lactose intolerant vegan Hindus. Care to come with? 1.3144 0.02302 703 537 111 55
173 We're from the Milky Way. 1.3143 0.02378 649 494 106 49
174 So that’s why they call it the Milky Way. 1.3135 0.02176 724 543 135 46
175 You lied on your profile. 1.3130 0.02667 492 371 88 33
176 So this is why your moon is made of cheese. 1.3124 0.02233 701 529 125 47
177 Not the Milky Way I had in mind. 1.3122 0.02482 567 428 101 38
178 There's nothing to fear. We are lactose intolerant. 1.3099 0.02237 710 540 120 50
179 I’m not from around here. Is the whole planet clothing optional? 1.3098 0.02377 594 446 112 36
180 Would you happen to have any jumper cables? 1.3093 0.02239 653 488 128 37
181 What do you mean "Move". I just got here after a very long journey. 1.3088 0.02089 787 595 141 51
182 You humans sure looked different in the brochure. 1.3080 0.02457 552 415 104 33
183 What do you mean it doesn't come from almonds? 1.3078 0.02289 627 470 121 36
184 No idea where the dish is. He ran away with the spoon.... 1.3072 0.02590 498 375 93 30
185 Fill 'er up, please. 1.3069 0.02675 479 363 85 31
186 I can tell you’re not over the moon about this, either 1.3062 0.02403 565 424 109 32
187 I'm a Vegan, you're a vegan. 1.3061 0.02213 735 564 117 54
188 My saucer ran out of milk. Can you help? 1.3056 0.02131 733 553 136 44
189 What do you mean you have 2 leaders: Ben and Jerry? 1.3054 0.02532 514 387 97 30
190 We have been following your methane signature since Andromeda. It is a pleasure to meet you. 1.3046 0.02479 581 446 93 42
191 Are you the Dairy Queen? 1.3043 0.02357 585 440 112 33
192 My tractor beam is broken, would you mind using the stairs? 1.3040 0.02288 602 450 121 31
193 I'll take two gallons this time. 1.3039 0.02487 566 433 94 39
194 Holy cow!… 1.3039 0.02660 441 329 90 22
195 Do you know where I can get Soy milk? 1.3034 0.02246 669 508 119 42
196 It runs on methane. 1.3033 0.02657 511 394 79 38
197 We get 14 million miles per gallon of methane. 1.3021 0.02350 609 463 108 38
198 We ran out of milk. 1.3014 0.02324 627 478 109 40
199 I'm not naked–YOU'RE naked. 1.3013 0.02362 604 460 106 38
200 Why yes, we do eat a lot of chicken. Why do you ask? 1.3010 0.02321 578 433 116 29
201 Did you get today's Wordle? 1.2995 0.02870 414 317 70 27
202 Yes, I'm a type of grass. Why? 1.2983 0.02285 580 434 119 27
203 Thank goodness this is a nudist planet too! 1.2975 0.02543 484 365 94 25
204 Greetings, Oh Large One, we need the special transmitter around your neck now. 1.2970 0.02565 505 386 88 31
205 I’m sorry, Betty, but we’re through. I just need more space. 1.2966 0.02750 435 332 77 26
206 We came to meet Earth's leader, George Santos. At least that is what his email said. 1.2965 0.03186 344 266 54 24
207 Not impressed. I don't need a flying saucer when I jump over the moon. 1.2963 0.02377 621 481 96 44
208 Dairy 51? I swear I typed 'Area 51' into the GPS... 1.2957 0.02307 656 508 102 46
209 I know you came a long way, but cow tipping is an urban legend. 1.2939 0.02458 575 446 89 40
210 In space no one can hear you moo. 1.2939 0.02662 473 364 79 30
211 It’s a marvellous night for a moon dance. 1.2929 0.02400 577 444 97 36
212 What is the wi-fi password? 1.2927 0.02483 509 387 95 27
213 Flatulence-fueled climate change? Ha! They probably believe in little green men, too. 1.2925 0.02810 441 343 67 31
214 Moo? Is that all you have to say? 1.2923 0.02294 568 428 114 26
215 Oh, great. And my people are lactose intolerant. 1.2916 0.02333 631 490 98 43
216 Is the grass greener here? 1.2910 0.02568 433 324 92 17
217 Sorry but I'm galactose intolerant. 1.2909 0.02604 464 354 85 25
218 We'll always have Des Moines. 1.2908 0.02930 423 333 57 33
219 I've felt unidentified my whole life, really. 1.2901 0.02710 455 352 74 29
220 I am asking nicely for the last time - PLEASE stop jumping over the moon. Some of us work in the morning. 1.2892 0.02860 408 316 66 26
221 The humans have been drinking your what?? 1.2890 0.02720 481 378 67 36
222 You must be the one that jumped over the moon. 1.2890 0.02334 571 436 105 30
223 We have deciphered your English language. Why doesn't the word 'phonetically' begin with an F? 1.2889 0.02661 488 381 73 34
224 This farm looked bigger on Zillow 1.2883 0.02931 385 298 63 24
225 He touched you where? 1.2876 0.02250 612 468 112 32
226 You’re easy to spot. 1.2875 0.02617 473 365 80 28
227 Do you have any classified documents? 1.2869 0.02610 488 379 78 31
228 Your captors are far more nutritious for us. We'd like to propose an alliance. 1.2869 0.02313 610 472 101 37
229 I prefer mine in a saucer 1.2860 0.02311 563 429 107 27
230 My ship runs on methane...can you help? 1.2857 0.02480 525 406 88 31
231 My mission is to sample a range of artisanal cheeses. 1.2854 0.02579 473 364 83 26
232 Somebody's been messing up the crop circles. 1.2854 0.02813 403 311 69 23
233 Are there udders like you? 1.2853 0.03190 340 267 49 24
234 Cows Encounter of the Third Kind 1.2844 0.02436 524 403 93 28
235 Not "litre" -- leader! 1.2843 0.02520 489 376 87 26
236 Do you have any Grey Pupon? 1.2840 0.03105 331 256 56 19
237 They’re outsourcing your job to almonds? These humans are nuts! 1.2835 0.03200 321 250 51 20
238 We are a bit lost ... may I take a look at the map you are wearing? 1.2830 0.02857 364 278 69 17
239 Is this a bad time? 1.2829 0.02732 410 315 74 21
240 I was trying to get beyond beef. 1.2828 0.02403 548 424 93 31
241 Why the long face? 1.2827 0.02767 421 327 69 25
242 And on this farm, he had a cow, E-I-UFO! 1.2824 0.02377 517 394 100 23
243 Wait- so you can't jump? 1.2819 0.02473 525 408 86 31
244 I recognize you, you’re the one who jumped over the moon! 1.2814 0.02469 526 409 86 31
245 Do you have milk for my saucer? 1.2807 0.02810 424 333 63 28
246 Well, to be honest, we followed you from the moon." 1.2806 0.02625 449 347 78 24
247 No more online dating services. 1.2805 0.02965 353 273 61 19
248 So, left at Alpha Centauri, then. Got it. Thanks. 1.2802 0.02603 464 360 78 26
249 You looked thinner in your photos 1.2796 0.02892 329 249 68 12
250 And then Melnick, that's my mother, tells me I don't have what it takes to be a pilot. But, look at me. I have a job, I found a partner, and I get to travel. Wow! Is everyone on this planet as good at listening as you are? 1.2791 0.02976 369 289 57 23
251 Sorry but we're not stopping in India. 1.2784 0.02969 370 290 57 23
252 You can help us bring harmony to the cosmos. All we need is a little more cowbell. 1.2782 0.02750 399 308 71 20
253 I didn’t travel 3,000 light years for an Impossible Burger. 1.2772 0.02412 523 405 91 27
254 I don't think the intergalactic dating service fully understood my request. 1.2765 0.02585 481 377 75 29
255 We’re vegan. Now can I use your restroom? 1.2764 0.02400 550 430 88 32
256 I know where we are, but my wife aboard our vehicle insists I ask you for directions." 1.2759 0.02877 377 294 62 21
257 Which way to the Milky Way? 1.2756 0.02309 577 449 97 31
258 And remember, Moo's the word. 1.2753 0.02486 494 384 84 26
259 How now white cow? 1.2748 0.02719 433 340 67 26
260 You're silent but deadly. 1.2746 0.02993 346 270 57 19
261 Okay, so you're NOT here to mutilate livestock. You're just going to make some crop circles... and be on your way. You could have led with that. 1.2742 0.02409 507 392 91 24
262 What to you mean you forgot the cookies? 1.2738 0.02420 493 380 91 22
263 My God, Jack! What the hell happened to you? 1.2731 0.02622 465 366 71 28
264 Are you the one who lays eggs? 1.2729 0.02535 469 365 80 24
265 May I take a look at your map? 1.2729 0.02425 469 359 92 18
266 Excuse me, is this the Milky Way Galaxie? 1.2729 0.02308 590 463 93 34
267 Is there intelligent life here besides you? 1.2727 0.02597 462 362 74 26
268 Take me to Ben . . . or Jerry. 1.2722 0.02942 349 272 59 18
269 I would take you to my leader, but she's getting milked right now. 1.2722 0.02533 474 370 79 25
270 Girl, that bell has got to go. 1.2718 0.02818 401 316 61 24
271 Tell me how you live such a contented life. 1.2717 0.02574 427 329 80 18
272 I'll jump over the moon when I feel good and ready, but you're not getting me up in that thing 1.2716 0.03199 313 247 47 19
273 I was hoping to get some milk for my saucer 1.2712 0.03020 354 280 52 22
274 Is this the Milky Way? 1.2703 0.02248 566 438 103 25
275 We’re low on methane 1.2701 0.02858 348 269 64 15
276 Close Encounter of the Herd Kind 1.2698 0.02557 441 342 79 20
277 Why are there no names on your map? 1.2698 0.02475 504 396 80 28
278 We spotted you right away. 1.2696 0.02390 460 351 94 15
279 We come in peace, no bull! 1.2695 0.02469 486 379 83 24
280 You called for an Uber to the Moon? 1.2692 0.02854 364 284 62 18
281 We'll always have Paris. 1.2690 0.02682 420 329 69 22
282 Listen, about last night." 1.2690 0.02726 368 283 71 14
283 We have heard much about your planet. I have come seeking milk, eggs, and the bread that builds strong bodies twelve ways. 1.2684 0.02634 421 328 73 20
284 Yeah, why did the little dog laugh to see such sport!?! 1.2682 0.02801 384 301 63 20
285 You're a very nice young lady, but I'm afraid I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2680 0.02756 403 317 64 22
286 Wanna come? We are vegan. 1.2678 0.02366 575 457 82 36
287 Thank God. It’s a vegan. 1.2673 0.02600 434 339 74 21
288 Oh pardon me; my GPS displayed your aft section as a methane station. 1.2670 0.02759 382 298 66 18
289 So if they drink it out of a jug it is okay, but if they drink it straight from you it is not? 1.2669 0.02477 472 368 82 22
290 Udder nonsense! 1.2669 0.02562 487 387 70 30
291 The Travel Guide says it’s customary to tip you. How much is appropriate? 1.2667 0.02587 480 382 68 30
292 no, the grass is not greener where I come from 1.2665 0.02772 394 310 63 21
293 Did you call for an Uber? 1.2665 0.03106 334 266 47 21
294 The Moo Landing 1.2661 0.02857 372 293 59 20
295 Wisconsin? Geez, I gotta quit drinking, I thought this was New Mexico. 1.2661 0.02533 466 366 76 24
296 I was looking for soy milk. 1.2653 0.02754 377 294 66 17
297 Listen, I don't want to do it either, but the job is to probe alien life. 1.2652 0.02552 445 348 76 21
298 Excuse me, where might I find some methane to refuel my ship? 1.2651 0.02373 513 401 88 24
299 Hey. What's black and white and probed allover? 1.2646 0.02815 359 280 63 16
300 I’m lost, may I look at your map? 1.2645 0.02478 465 363 81 21
301 Crop circles are not your private restrooms. 1.2643 0.02574 454 358 72 24
302 Where I'm from, we don't eat our friends. 1.2637 0.02550 455 358 74 23
303 Yes,I’m from the Milky Way, but I don’t think we’re related. 1.2636 0.02471 497 393 77 27
304 The dish and the spoon? Got so bad they wouldn't even eat together." 1.2635 0.03035 315 247 53 15
305 No, you moooooooove. 1.2630 0.02723 403 318 64 21
306 I've come to meet your breeder" 1.2628 0.02482 468 367 79 22
307 Take me to your leader, they call Old McDonald. 1.2627 0.03003 335 265 52 18
308 My mother told me told me I would have to buy the cow someday. 1.2621 0.02438 496 391 80 25
309 Siri gave me directions to the Milky Way. 1.2618 0.02578 466 371 68 27
310 Take me to Old MacDonald 1.2614 0.02378 482 375 88 19
311 You're kidding me! No public restroom? 1.2614 0.02956 352 280 52 20
312 Take me to the big cheese. 1.2614 0.02663 440 351 63 26
313 Didn’t I see you jumping over the moon? 1.2612 0.02766 356 277 65 14
314 Mars needs more cowbell. 1.2611 0.02857 360 284 58 18
315 And where can I find the leader of Moo? 1.2610 0.02597 456 363 67 26
316 "Am I late for Woodstock?" 1.2602 0.02620 415 326 70 19
317 Your crop circle or mine? 1.2599 0.03015 327 259 51 17
318 You promise, I'll be free range and grass fed? 1.2596 0.02882 339 266 58 15
319 Damn, how many stomachs do you have? 1.2593 0.02396 486 381 84 21
320 Want to buy classified documents? 1.2593 0.02773 405 324 57 24
321 Come home. 1.2590 0.02717 417 333 60 24
322 Take me to your greener pastures. 1.2590 0.02578 390 302 75 13
323 Your Google IS quite helpful, but can you assist us with the phrase 'Don't Have A Cow'? 1.2582 0.03011 306 240 53 13
324 I recommend the chicken 1.2580 0.02989 345 276 49 20
325 once you beam me up, your coffee will never be the same, i promise! 1.2578 0.02684 419 334 62 23
326 Would you mind moving? I'm trying to draw a crop circle here." 1.2576 0.02586 427 337 70 20
327 Our planet needs one thing: more cowbell. 1.2576 0.03141 330 267 41 22
328 I'm at a tipping point. 1.2576 0.02767 396 316 58 22
329 Take me to the farmer's daughter. 1.2575 0.02656 435 348 62 25
330 Would you mind belching into our gas tank? We need to refuel. 1.2574 0.02706 404 321 62 21
331 You had me at "Moo." 1.2571 0.03123 319 256 44 19
332 "OMG! They speak our language!" 1.2570 0.02457 502 401 73 28
333 I gotta have more cowbell! 1.2567 0.02866 335 263 58 14
334 More cowbell! 1.2565 0.02630 421 334 66 21
335 I've come in search of the milk of human kindness. 1.2565 0.02298 538 425 88 25
336 Sorry, we were looking for the laughing cow. 1.2564 0.03104 312 249 46 17
337 We'd invite you aboard, but we're vegan 1.2561 0.02504 488 391 69 28
338 Excuse me, but we need some methane. 1.2560 0.03039 336 270 46 20
339 I’m told humans are delicious. 1.2559 0.02624 422 335 66 21
340 More Cowbell Please 1.2559 0.02851 383 308 52 23
341 Can you please clarify what the date on the carton means? 1.2558 0.02715 391 310 62 19
342 You mean those creatures you feed have been the dominant species this whole time? 1.2556 0.02513 450 356 73 21
343 Well,frankly we're a little disappointed too. 1.2555 0.02685 364 284 67 13
344 We’ve seen your leaders. You’re a better bet. 1.2553 0.02682 423 339 60 24
345 It's not you. It's me. And I 'm afraid to introduce you to my parents. 1.2550 0.02795 353 278 60 15
346 You're messing up our crop circles. 1.2548 0.02497 420 328 77 15
347 Sorry, we can't give you a ride. We're here on business. 1.2545 0.02648 389 306 67 16
348 Are humans extinct yet? 1.2543 0.02493 460 365 73 22
349 We have big cats and we're short on milk. Why do you think we run around in a saucer 1.2541 0.02681 370 290 66 14
350 You again?? 1.2540 0.02575 433 344 68 21
351 Hey, diddle, diddle. 1.2539 0.02548 445 354 69 22
352 Please, please abduct me. 1.2539 0.02678 382 301 65 16
353 My wife told me to ask for directions. 1.2538 0.03092 327 264 43 20
354 No, I'm not from the planet Moo. 1.2538 0.02248 532 418 93 21
355 Oh, so you're not the cache-cow?... 1.2537 0.02805 339 266 60 13
356 Yes, I'm green, but I'm not a vegetable 1.2536 0.02831 351 278 57 16
357 We’re really sorry we pranked you with the humans all those years ago. 1.2533 0.02664 379 298 66 15
358 I keep stepping in them too! 1.2530 0.02413 498 397 76 25
359 I didn’t come 60,000 light years to milk you. 1.2528 0.02795 352 278 59 15
360 Alien vs. Ruminator 1.2523 0.03221 321 263 35 23
361 You don't look like your profile picture either. 1.2523 0.03102 325 263 42 20
362 You're in no position to complain I am not wearing clothes 1.2520 0.02824 377 303 53 21
363 Actually, we are intolerant of more than lactose. 1.2517 0.03148 294 235 44 15
364 I have to admit to you, this first contact feels a little underwhelming. 1.2516 0.02943 314 248 53 13
365 The moon needs more cheese." 1.2516 0.03116 318 257 42 19
366 They do WHAT to you? 1.2515 0.02913 330 262 53 15
367 Please switch your bell to spaceship mode. 1.2514 0.02781 354 280 59 15
368 Do you have a non-gender specific restroom I can use? 1.2513 0.02697 382 303 62 17
369 From outer space? That’s a lot of bull. 1.2512 0.02631 418 334 63 21
370 So where can we get a jump start? 1.2507 0.02926 343 275 50 18
371 I have to admit, this first contact feels a little underwhelming. 1.2500 0.02873 352 282 52 18
372 so, then, you're not the egg laying one? 1.2500 0.03054 312 250 46 16
373 I am looking for Old Macdonald. 1.2500 0.02626 408 325 64 19
374 You mean I came all this way just to find out that chocolate milk DOESN'T come from black and white cows?! 1.2494 0.02635 389 308 65 16
375 Don’t worry. We have no cattle prods, only probes. 1.2493 0.02888 349 280 51 18
376 And we love methane. 1.2493 0.02823 345 274 56 15
377 I'm udderly lost. 1.2489 0.02384 466 368 80 18
378 So it's okay to be naked on earth. 1.2489 0.02601 458 372 58 28
379 May I have your cowbell? I'm on a scavenger hunt. 1.2487 0.02604 390 308 67 15
380 So…Moo? That’s it? 1.2487 0.02596 386 304 68 14
381 Are the humans organic? 1.2482 0.02608 427 343 62 22
382 .....and your servants live in the small house? 1.2479 0.02782 363 290 56 17
383 We thought it was a distress signal. Turns out you are just extremely flatulent. 1.2478 0.02811 335 265 57 13
384 I don't have enough milk to fill that saucer... 1.2475 0.02710 408 330 55 23
385 Now I’ll have to declare that I’ve been in close proximity of livestock on my U.S. Customs form. 1.2474 0.02734 388 312 56 20
386 If you don't say anything about the crop circles, I promise not to tip you over. 1.2473 0.02527 457 368 65 24
387 Sorry, baby, it just isn’t working. It’s almost like we’re from two different worlds. 1.2471 0.02917 348 281 48 19
388 Can I borrow your phone? 1.2471 0.02680 348 273 64 11
389 We're outa milk. 1.2471 0.02934 340 274 48 18
390 I've traveled the universe for "more cow bell!" 1.2469 0.02392 490 392 75 23
391 We‘re gonna need a bigger ship. 1.2469 0.03153 320 262 37 21
392 We were impressed when you jumped over the moon, but we still can't find the dish or the spoon. 1.2466 0.02748 369 295 57 17
393 I feel awful about this, but Mars need women. 1.2466 0.03186 292 236 40 16
394 You were supposed to pick me up at 8! 1.2464 0.02487 487 395 64 28
395 Sorry for the intrusion, but on our planet we actually could use more cowbell 1.2462 0.02896 325 259 52 14
396 Do you think I'm fat? 1.2457 0.02729 403 327 53 23
397 Way to blend in with the locals, Gfxsq. 1.2457 0.02729 403 327 53 23
398 Is this the best your planet has been able to come up with after 4.5 billion years? 1.2456 0.02450 456 364 72 20
399 Are we close to Scranton? 1.2452 0.02747 363 290 57 16
400 It's just that we were expecting you to look more like us. 1.2451 0.02448 408 320 76 12
401 Any truth to the rumor you can jump over the moon? 1.2451 0.02503 457 368 66 23
402 I thought you'd be taller. 1.2450 0.02830 347 278 53 16
403 No, I'm not lost, but thanks for asking. 1.2448 0.02718 339 267 61 11
404 Of course, milk is fine, but we were really hoping for eggs. 1.2446 0.02903 323 258 51 14
405 Yes, Moo! I'm surprised that you knew the name of my planet. 1.2445 0.02994 319 257 46 16
406 I don’t suppose you have a pair of pants I could borrow? 1.2444 0.02508 450 362 66 22
407 So we meet again. 1.2442 0.02614 385 306 64 15
408 Our leader wants to take farm-to-table to the outer limits. 1.2441 0.02927 340 275 47 18
409 I was told there would be oat milk. 1.2441 0.02497 381 298 73 10
410 It's so good seeing you again, Rosa! 1.2437 0.03044 316 256 43 17
411 Are you sure you don’t know where the Milky Way is? 1.2433 0.02643 411 332 58 21
412 Déjà moo. 1.2431 0.02821 325 258 55 12
413 My wife knows. 1.2429 0.02844 354 286 50 18
414 We've been streaming 'All Creatures Great and Small' -- may I have your autograph? 1.2428 0.02830 346 278 52 16
415 Would you say you are good representative of the rest of the population? 1.2427 0.02331 478 380 80 18
416 It runs on methane. Fill ‘er up! 1.2426 0.02585 408 327 63 18
417 You already know the Milky Way? 1.2425 0.02637 367 291 63 13
418 The hell with your leader, where can I find some eggs? 1.2424 0.03074 330 271 38 21
419 Milk, cheese, beef and leather All in one package! 1.2424 0.02598 363 286 66 11
420 You are exactly what we thought humans would look like. 1.2422 0.03001 322 261 44 17
421 Universe warming is a big concern. My assignment is to monitor your methane release. It’s not pleasant for me either, but the pay is good and I get to travel. 1.2421 0.02342 508 409 75 24
422 Is there anyone else here to validate my parking? 1.2418 0.02858 335 269 51 15
423 Don't worry,I'm just here for the gas. 1.2418 0.02706 364 291 58 15
424 You rang, madam 1.2416 0.02533 447 362 62 23
425 Have no fear. I come from Planet Vegan." 1.2416 0.02806 327 260 55 12
426 Is there a methane station nearby? 1.2411 0.02465 394 310 73 11
427 Surprising. You appear far more intelligent than your radio signals indicated. 1.2411 0.02754 365 294 54 17
428 It’s thirty dollars for a half hour ride. 1.2407 0.02997 295 236 47 12
429 Well, which one is the leader, Ben or Jerry? 1.2403 0.02672 387 312 57 18
430 Stop giving me those eyes, Bessie. Our love is doomed. 1.2401 0.02893 354 289 45 20
431 It's powered by quantum particle nanofluctuations, but it'll burn methane in a pinch. 1.2398 0.02752 342 273 56 13
432 Take me to your coastal elites. 1.2397 0.02892 317 254 50 13
433 Can't you tell that I am a vegetarian? 1.2396 0.02836 338 272 51 15
434 Can you please stop? We can't find any of our dishes and spoons. 1.2396 0.02684 384 310 56 18
435 So you are saying to ‘Eat more chicken’?” 1.2394 0.02912 330 267 47 16
436 I told you I wasn’t looking for anything serious 1.2394 0.02944 330 268 45 17
437 Where I'm from, we could actually use more methane. 1.2393 0.02705 351 280 58 13
438 Turn around. I gotta pee 1.2391 0.02566 368 291 66 11
439 I'm from the future. Stop farting. 1.2391 0.02867 343 278 48 17
440 Is “Moo” your final word then? 1.2388 0.02553 402 322 64 16
441 Take me to your ice cream. 1.2386 0.02708 373 301 55 17
442 I know, no gonads. 1.2386 0.03133 306 251 37 18
443 Vegan? Of course, we're vegan. 1.2385 0.02560 369 292 66 11
444 Moooove 1.2385 0.02727 369 298 54 17
445 Are your humans also grass-fed? 1.2381 0.02719 315 248 59 8
446 It's ok. We are vegans. 1.2381 0.02502 420 337 66 17
447 I'm looking for the big cheese. 1.2381 0.02864 315 252 51 12
448 We've given up on humans - may we hybridize with you? 1.2381 0.02657 378 304 58 16
449 COMING SOON. Close encounters of the herd kind 1.2380 0.02691 353 282 58 13
450 Okay, I’ve followed you over the moon. So where’s the laughing dog? 1.2380 0.02751 353 284 54 15
451 Um, parlez-vous francais? 1.2378 0.02983 328 268 42 18
452 I've been a big fan long before the dish ran away with the spoon. 1.2378 0.02789 328 262 54 12
453 You said, ‘Over the moon,’ right? 1.2378 0.02433 450 362 69 19
454 Kindly take me to Bernie Sanders! 1.2377 0.02450 467 379 65 23
455 I am the leader. 1.2376 0.02526 425 343 63 19
456 Where's the nearest Chick-fil-A? 1.2376 0.03046 303 246 42 15
457 Hi! Could you spare some methane to get me home? 1.2373 0.02785 316 251 55 10
458 Your methane is ruining our view. 1.2373 0.02559 375 298 65 12
459 I'm sure this is the address the time share company gave me. 1.2372 0.02889 333 270 47 16
460 I’d like to think that bald and piebald have a lot in common. 1.2371 0.02880 329 266 48 15
461 Which way to Ben & Jerry? 1.2371 0.03006 329 270 40 19
462 You got a phone? 1.2369 0.02903 325 263 47 15
463 Sorry, but from high altitudes you looked like a map of Earth! 1.2368 0.02597 418 340 57 21
464 I love your sweater! 1.2368 0.02696 380 308 54 18
465 It sounds like a one sided bargain to me. You feed them your milk and your physical body, and in return, they let you eat grass? 1.2366 0.02823 355 289 48 18
466 Please, take me to your feeder. 1.2366 0.02435 465 377 66 22
467 Excuse me, could you help us...My friends and I are seeking greener pastures. 1.2365 0.02818 334 269 51 14
468 I'm here to bring you back to the Milky Way. 1.2365 0.02482 406 324 68 14
469 Udderly Speechless Encounter! 1.2364 0.02469 461 375 63 23
470 Привет, こんにちは, aloha, hello, hola, pẹlẹ o, salut, hallo, नमस्ते, allinllachu! . . . – Moo 1.2360 0.02881 339 276 46 17
471 Your farts are visible from space. 1.2360 0.02730 356 287 54 15
472 Do you know where is the nearest charging station? 1.2356 0.02800 331 266 52 13
473 Moo? No, I'm Zork. Moo is my sister-in-law. 1.2353 0.02641 391 317 56 18
474 They pull on what? 1.2353 0.02750 340 273 54 13
475 Actually I work in advertising 1.2351 0.02631 370 297 59 14
476 You look lost, the Sci-Fi convention is in Las Vegas. This is Iowa 1.2349 0.02825 332 268 50 14
477 Spell check changed it to "Take me to your udder." 1.2349 0.02568 413 335 59 19
478 I said space station, not milking station. 1.2348 0.02639 362 290 59 13
479 Do you offer diesel or just methane? 1.2346 0.02836 324 261 50 13
480 I thought you'd be brown. 1.2346 0.02406 405 321 73 11
481 Greetings, we are in need of more cow bell. 1.2343 0.02786 350 284 50 16
482 Love the coat!" 1.2342 0.02880 333 271 46 16
483 Currently, you are the most intelligent life form in this country. 1.2339 0.02828 342 278 48 16
484 You're right; their "leader" is an idiot. 1.2337 0.02881 338 276 45 17
485 Could you give us a jump over the moon? 1.2336 0.02955 304 246 45 13
486 Excuse me, are we in Kansas? 1.2334 0.02702 377 307 52 18
487 Vegans disagree, but I can totally taste the difference. 1.2333 0.02467 420 338 66 16
488 E-I-E-I-O ? 1.2333 0.02559 403 326 60 17
489 Two percent? 1.2332 0.02760 343 277 52 14
490 Do you have oat milk? 1.2331 0.02836 356 292 45 19
491 Let's not and say we did. 1.2331 0.02767 369 302 48 19
492 You look nothing like your tinder profile. 1.2329 0.02843 322 260 49 13
493 I'd like a dozen of your eggs. 1.2327 0.03001 318 261 40 17
494 How do I get to Carnegie Hall? 1.2327 0.02831 318 256 50 12
495 We need your help. Our civilization is advanced but calcium deficient." 1.2326 0.02688 374 304 53 17
496 I had to pee. 1.2321 0.02597 336 266 62 8
497 Got intelligent life? 1.2320 0.02926 319 260 44 15
498 No, actually, we’ve run out of oat milk. 1.2319 0.02434 457 372 64 21
499 Bullshit. 1.2318 0.02822 358 294 45 19
500 You have FOUR stomachs? You ARE the master race. 1.2317 0.02671 341 273 57 11
501 Nice udders. 1.2313 0.02528 415 337 60 18
502 Your planet is doomed, unless you stop farting. 1.2312 0.02710 333 267 55 11
503 Were you the one who ran an ad selling two tickets for Hamilton? 1.2310 0.02764 329 265 52 12
504 Wow four stomachs? How advanced! It would be nice to have even one. 1.2310 0.02790 342 278 49 15
505 If a psychiatrist shows up we're basically every New Yorker Caption Contest cartoon ever. 1.2310 0.02790 342 278 49 15
506 Where do I get one of those bells ? 1.2310 0.02566 394 319 59 16
507 They always want to talk to the "leader," but I prefer a grassroots effort. 1.2308 0.02811 338 275 48 15
508 Mom? Is that you? 1.2308 0.02515 429 350 59 20
509 They do _what_ to you and your children!?! I am outta here! 1.2308 0.02568 416 340 56 20
510 I could give you a lift as far as the Milky Way. 1.2306 0.02463 373 296 68 9
511 But... the signal we received over and over in deep space was "more cow bell." 1.2303 0.02751 343 278 51 14
512 So you are telling me this isn't Area 51? 1.2301 0.02643 339 271 58 10
513 Mi spaceship es su spaceship. 1.2301 0.02778 326 263 51 12
514 I thought this was the Milky Way 1.2300 0.02594 387 314 57 16
515 You’re country; I’m intergalactic city. This could never work. 1.2294 0.02701 340 274 54 12
516 Come on man, I have a quota to fill. 1.2294 0.02353 449 362 71 16
517 Do you have an Android charger? 1.2292 0.02621 336 268 59 9
518 Do you know where I could get a burger and some leather pants? 1.2290 0.02768 345 281 49 15
519 Do you by chance know the nearest UFO repair shop? 1.2288 0.02950 319 262 41 16
520 Your people like chicken? 1.2288 0.02349 437 351 72 14
521 My methane spaceship is out of fuel. Is there somewhere I can fill up? 1.2288 0.02630 354 285 57 12
522 Can you be more careful? You nearly hit one of our observation stations during your last jump. 1.2288 0.02661 354 286 55 13
523 We have no beef with you. 1.2286 0.02467 398 320 65 13
524 They do what?? 1.2285 0.02632 372 302 55 15
525 I come in peace but I am lactose intolerant. 1.2285 0.02746 337 273 51 13
526 You're invited to a barbecue we're having later this afternoon. 1.2282 0.02667 333 267 56 10
527 Wow! How did you get a complete set! I got only 2! 1.2282 0.02771 355 291 47 17
528 Any chance you can ring that bell and get someone out here to fill us up? 1.2281 0.02699 320 256 55 9
529 Better run before they find a way to milk you, too. 1.2281 0.02661 377 308 52 17
530 Do you know where I can get a good burger around here? 1.2280 0.02611 364 294 57 13
531 Can I borrow a cup of milk? 1.2278 0.02863 316 257 46 13
532 I was told it was the planet of the apes? 1.2277 0.02588 404 331 54 19
533 We are looking for the cow that calls itself "Jersey." 1.2274 0.02967 321 265 39 17
534 Can you point me in the direction of the Milky Way? 1.2273 0.02528 418 342 57 19
535 We milk in peace." 1.2271 0.02711 317 254 54 9
536 Come with me! I know a planet where they worship methane clouds. 1.2270 0.02972 304 249 41 14
537 Your burps are killing this planet. 1.2269 0.02611 357 288 57 12
538 Take me to your Milk of Human Kindness 1.2265 0.02584 393 321 55 17
539 Don't I know you from somewhere? 1.2264 0.02847 318 259 46 13
540 Let’s talk about that one day when you decided to just jump right over the moon. 1.2264 0.02658 371 303 52 16
541 I always get that, but I'm not from the moooon. I'm from Mars! 1.2263 0.02694 380 313 48 19
542 Do you have any eggs? 1.2263 0.02574 358 288 59 11
543 So the whole "jumped over the moon" thing isn't true? 1.2261 0.02634 345 278 56 11
544 Yet once more, MOO to you, too... can we move forward? 1.2261 0.02570 345 276 60 9
545 Then they DRINK it? 1.2260 0.02816 323 263 47 13
546 Who did you think the crop circle messages were for? 1.2259 0.02875 301 244 46 11
547 Step nine: I’m sorry for what I did. I was going through some stuff at the time. 1.2259 0.02766 332 270 49 13
548 May I Use Your Restroom? 1.2259 0.02831 332 272 45 15
549 whole milk or 2%? 1.2259 0.02609 363 294 56 13
550 Im afraid they haven't progressed much since the last visit 1.2259 0.02406 425 344 66 15
551 Cows on our planet only have to chew their food once. 1.2258 0.02568 372 301 58 13
552 That device around your neck, how does it work? 1.2257 0.02839 319 260 46 13
553 Take me from my leaders. 1.2256 0.02772 359 296 45 18
554 I’m sure we’ve met. You wouldn’t, by any chance, be the cow that jumped over the moon? 1.2256 0.02555 399 326 56 17
555 I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell! 1.2254 0.02646 355 288 54 13
556 It’s true! The farmer’s daughter is gorgeous. 1.2253 0.02572 395 323 55 17
557 You mean your planet is not the center of the Milky Way? 1.2253 0.02689 364 298 50 16
558 You're not George Santos, are you? 1.2252 0.02948 333 277 37 19
559 I will go with you, but are you sure everyone in your planet is a vegetarian? 1.2251 0.02894 342 284 39 19
560 Yeah, it was a great jump, I wish I had the presence of mind to film it... 1.2251 0.02849 311 253 46 12
561 We simply cannot have it. These leaps must stop. 1.2251 0.02695 351 286 51 14
562 Well, of course we have GPS, but are you telling me it's not spelled "Milky Whey" ? 1.2251 0.02695 351 286 51 14
563 Well, Zorn, at long last the experiment is over, we’ve come to take you home. 1.2250 0.02761 320 259 50 11
564 And you say it runs on methane? 1.2249 0.02910 329 272 40 17
565 The protein sources on this planet are so....cute... 1.2249 0.02794 338 277 46 15
566 Maybe some cheese to go? 1.2248 0.02621 347 280 56 11
567 Sorry, that doesn't ring a bell. 1.2248 0.02745 347 284 48 15
568 One-night stand", "Catch and Release", call it whatever you want Clara. It's over 1.2248 0.02945 307 252 41 14
569 So, you’re a musician? 1.2247 0.02782 316 256 49 11
570 You either quit jumping over the moon or you relieve yourself before you sail over my house. 1.2246 0.02767 325 264 49 12
571 Where … is … the … beef? 1.2246 0.02783 334 273 47 14
572 It seems you're in the Milky Way. 1.2244 0.02434 410 332 64 14
573 No worries; I’m vegan 1.2243 0.02506 379 306 61 12
574 Our search has finally ended. We now know "Where's the beef". 1.2241 0.02602 357 289 56 12
575 Of course, there will have to be a probe. 1.2241 0.02510 357 286 62 9
576 Are you black with white spots? Or white with black spots? 1.2241 0.02721 357 293 48 16
577 So ... Do you come here often? 1.2240 0.02789 308 249 49 10
578 Can you tell me which Jersey this is? 1.2239 0.02610 335 269 57 9
579 I do to them, what they do to you, that was the deal. Tipping is extra. 1.2239 0.02743 335 273 49 13
580 We are all lactose intolerant do you have soy milk here? 1.2238 0.02632 344 278 55 11
581 Do you know where I can buy some cheaper eggs? 1.2238 0.02681 353 288 51 14
582 Don't worry, we only do crop circles. 1.2238 0.02558 353 284 59 10
583 I need a half gallon of skim and a quart of half and half. 1.2236 0.02663 331 267 54 10
584 I’m looking for green eggs and ham. 1.2235 0.02714 358 294 48 16
585 You're the only one around here I can understand. 1.2234 0.02468 394 319 62 13
586 I understand that you figured out how to jump over the moon. Can you help me to improve my propulsion system? 1.2232 0.02717 327 265 51 11
587 My ship's out of methane, friend, and I have an odd request... 1.2232 0.02768 336 275 47 14
588 We just had to come to ask you…. Why did you jump over the moon? 1.2232 0.02569 336 269 59 8
589 Moo right back atcha. 1.2231 0.02521 381 309 59 13
590 Give me a break! I can smell it all the way up there. 1.2230 0.02989 305 252 38 15
591 I thought it might be a little cheaper directly at the source. 1.2229 0.02788 314 255 48 11
592 This first contact would go better if you said something else besides "moo". 1.2229 0.02773 323 263 48 12
593 About my profile picture… 1.2229 0.02841 323 265 44 14
594 Do you know where I can get a good steak around here? 1.2229 0.02693 350 286 50 14
595 Mum says you can't come over today. 1.2226 0.02829 319 261 45 13
596 That awkward moment when The Far Side can't think of a caption. 1.2222 0.02765 324 264 48 12
597 This is going to be difficult for the both of us 1.2222 0.02764 342 281 46 15
598 Hey, Diddle Diddle. Good to see you again. 1.2222 0.02613 360 293 54 13
599 “Please consider our rideshare service before you jump over the moon again.” 1.2219 0.02491 374 302 61 11
600 You’re sure the QAnon support group meets here? 1.2216 0.02818 343 284 42 17
601 This is the first time anyone has volunteered for abduction. 1.2216 0.02709 334 272 50 12
602 Moo to you too. 1.2215 0.02879 316 260 42 14
603 Could I borrow a cup of milk? 1.2214 0.02467 393 319 61 13
604 What if I want both milk and meat? 1.2213 0.02652 375 309 49 17
605 Just looking for a repair shop, I was T-boned a few galaxies ago 1.2213 0.02654 357 292 51 14
606 Fear not: I only eat Beyond burgers. 1.2213 0.02699 348 285 49 14
607 I'm sorry, I can't take you with me... I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2212 0.02762 330 270 47 13
608 Well, you've made progress since my last stop-over 1.2212 0.02406 434 355 62 17
609 Say, how does a fellow go about getting a coat just like yours? 1.2212 0.02848 321 264 43 14
610 Right this way. For you I’d recommend my full fat product line…. 1.2212 0.02902 312 257 41 14
611 But the GPS said this was the Milky Way. 1.2211 0.02904 294 240 43 11
612 Well, the truth is that I've run out of fuel. Can you help me out? 1.2208 0.02728 317 257 50 10
613 Your place or mine? 1.2207 0.02776 376 315 39 22
614 If you see her, would you tell her xykie stopped by? 1.2206 0.02575 408 338 50 20
615 Seriously! Then they drink it? 1.2205 0.02788 331 272 45 14
616 Does your expiration date change if I abduct you now? 1.2205 0.02688 331 269 51 11
617 Don't I know you from the time I jumped over the moon? 1.2205 0.02619 331 267 55 9
618 My GPS says this is “The Milky Way”… 1.2205 0.02627 322 259 55 8
619 We've come for your methane fuel." 1.2203 0.02312 413 332 71 10
620 Yes, I believe we are vegans. 1.2203 0.02725 354 292 46 16
621 You should try the goat milk. 1.2203 0.02712 345 283 48 14
622 Extraterrestrial meets udderterrestrial! 1.2202 0.02843 327 270 42 15
623 I understand there may be classified documents here? 1.2202 0.02776 327 268 46 13
624 We must be in New Jersey. 1.2201 0.02827 318 261 44 13
625 They drink YOUR milk?? 1.2201 0.02609 318 255 56 7
626 Well yes, it's methane-powered. 1.2199 0.02646 332 269 53 10
627 Nice bell 1.2198 0.02299 464 379 68 17
628 Your question is mooot 1.2196 0.02659 378 313 47 18
629 You’ve been spotted. 1.2194 0.02604 360 294 53 13
630 You are lactose intolerant too? So am I. 1.2194 0.02617 351 286 53 12
631 So, what's with the bell? 1.2194 0.02762 310 252 48 10
632 Hey diddle diddle, I could use an assist. 1.2193 0.02724 342 281 47 14
633 Take me to George Santos 1.2193 0.02588 415 346 47 22
634 I came as soon as I heard. Did you really jump over the moon? 1.2190 0.02452 420 345 58 17
635 I know how you feel. Why do the humans get all the clothes! 1.2190 0.02728 347 286 46 15
636 Hold on, is McDonald the farmer or the clown responsible for your family being eaten? 1.2189 0.02877 297 243 43 11
637 I'd take you but we're lactose intolerant. 1.2188 0.02776 320 262 46 12
638 We need some cream for our hot chocolate. Do you take cash or credit? 1.2188 0.02641 352 288 51 13
639 It's nice to see earth has more intelligent life than humans." 1.2188 0.02776 320 262 46 12
640 I wish we had thought of that. Four legs are so much more efficient. 1.2186 0.02666 334 272 51 11
641 We didn't think you earthlings would be so sophisticated. The ones we see on your "television" are so much less civilized. 1.2183 0.02640 339 276 52 11
642 Are there any udders? 1.2182 0.02737 307 249 49 9
643 ET go homogenized. 1.2180 0.02614 344 280 53 11
644 No, I love it! But maybe you can show me something that's not a barn next? 1.2179 0.02591 335 271 55 9
645 Some are more equal than others. 1.2177 0.02852 294 240 44 10
646 Any chance you can get me to the Moooon? 1.2176 0.02532 340 274 58 8
647 Then take me to the Big Cheese. 1.2174 0.02542 391 322 53 16
648 I have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell. 1.2171 0.02800 327 270 43 14
649 You actually jumped over the moon? 1.2170 0.02636 318 257 53 8
650 I’m looking for a tinfoil hat I may have left here 1.2168 0.02601 346 282 53 11
651 You are utterly adorable. 1.2167 0.02753 323 265 46 12
652 I wish I could buddy, but I have to go to work. 1.2167 0.02788 323 266 44 13
653 Believe me, I've been around, but I could get lost in your eyes. 1.2167 0.02682 323 263 50 10
654 And you would call the book 'To Serve Man'? What a great idea 1.2165 0.02759 328 270 45 13
655 I'm uddernourished. 1.2164 0.02630 365 301 49 15
656 We're looking for the Milky Way. 1.2164 0.02651 342 280 50 12
657 I am an interstellar explorer on a mission of peace--I have no beef with you. 1.2161 0.02863 310 256 41 13
658 I need a few gallons of your organic methane.... I'm almost out of gas. 1.2161 0.02899 310 257 39 14
659 Can't miss him. Funny looking kid in a bicycle basket. Tell him his mother is furious he had dessert before finishing his vegetables. 1.2160 0.02427 412 338 59 15
660 We want to understand how you’ve made these two-legged creatures into submissive slaves looking after your every need. 1.2159 0.02598 389 323 48 18
661 You can’t come on our ship. There’s no ruminant. 1.2159 0.02796 315 259 44 12
662 I'm sorry if that 'Milky Way' comment seemed insensitive. 1.2157 0.02831 343 287 38 18
663 Any tips on going over the moon? 1.2157 0.02811 306 251 44 11
664 I’ll need a liter.” 1.2157 0.02667 357 295 47 15
665 We have come to collect Brother George Santos, he escaped from Baldar Prison on moon 111. Where might I find him? 1.2156 0.02820 334 278 40 16
666 Are you my mother? 1.2156 0.02656 334 273 50 11
667 We are udderly lost. 1.2155 0.02619 348 285 51 12
668 &I found the cat and a fiddle…now you…so what does a hey diddle diddle look like…? 1.2155 0.02347 427 349 64 14
669 Please don't look at me with those eyes. 1.2154 0.02744 311 254 47 10
670 My name is Elsie. What’s yours? 1.2154 0.02781 311 255 45 11
671 You probably don't want us on your planet. Google 'cows' and 'methane.' 1.2154 0.02772 325 268 44 13
672 But I'm sure we hid the files in the barn! 1.2149 0.02716 335 276 46 13
673 We both know you belong with Victor. You’re part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that craft leaves the ground and you’re not on it, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life. 1.2149 0.02644 349 287 49 13
674 Is 'moo' all you're ever going to say? 1.2148 0.02586 391 325 48 18
675 So you’re saying last week's four-dimensional crop circle was declared a hoax too?! 1.2147 0.02730 326 268 46 12
676 Didn't we meet when you jumped over the moon? 1.2147 0.02784 340 283 41 16
677 Bleh, then they drink it? 1.2147 0.02721 340 281 45 14
678 I get the holy,but not the cow. 1.2147 0.02679 354 293 46 15
679 You haven't happened to see three Venusians around here, have you? 1.2145 0.02702 331 272 47 12
680 You gotta get one of these bells to wears around your neck. That way, you won’t look so naked. 1.2145 0.02668 331 271 49 11
681 Just wanted to let you know I'm vegan. 1.2143 0.02608 336 274 52 10
682 They sent you for cows? Yup, two legs red hats that say MAGA. They went thata way. Can’t miss them. 1.2139 0.02926 346 294 30 22
683 I thought we had something special, Daisy 1.2139 0.02592 332 270 53 9
684 Can you direct me to the Milky Way? 1.2139 0.02729 332 274 45 13
685 Grass, it's an acquired taste 1.2139 0.02592 332 270 53 9
686 On my planet, cows have six legs, but I have to say, your four legs seem to be working out just fine. 1.2138 0.02855 304 251 41 12
687 Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Roswell anymore. 1.2136 0.02668 337 277 48 12
688 Wisconsin? 1.2136 0.02532 337 273 56 8
689 We came to learn when the cows come home. 1.2135 0.02512 356 290 56 10
690 Is that you, Bessie? I haven't seen you since you jumped over the moon! 1.2135 0.02544 356 291 54 11
691 So, everyone on this planet is naked too? 1.2135 0.02642 342 281 49 12
692 The moon? I guess I missed a turn at Rigel 7 1.2134 0.02472 417 346 53 18
693 I'm looking for soy milk. 1.2134 0.02463 328 263 60 5
694 We received your transmissions. Is this not Green Acres? Is this not the place to be? 1.2134 0.02720 314 257 47 10
695 Take me to the Secretary of Agriculture 1.2132 0.02800 319 264 42 13
696 I’m thirsty! Have anything to drink? 1.2132 0.02440 380 310 59 11
697 Is it McDonald,or MacDonald? 1.2129 0.02568 357 293 52 12
698 Whatever beast you may be, can you help me find the closest bathroom? 1.2128 0.02903 296 245 39 12
699 Your eyes tell the story! 1.2128 0.02454 390 320 57 13
700 Are you what they call organic? 1.2127 0.02636 315 256 51 8
701 I must admit that you caught my eye when you jumped over the moon… 1.2126 0.02446 348 281 60 7
702 Our planet needs more cowbell. 1.2125 0.02490 353 287 57 9
703 You’re naked. I’m naked. What do ya say? Why not. 1.2124 0.02800 306 252 43 11
704 Say neighbor, can you spare a cup of milk? The crew is getting cranky without their lattes. 1.2124 0.02719 339 281 44 14
705 Trust me they don’t suspect us. 1.2122 0.02656 311 253 50 8
706 I see you are wearing a map of your world. Take me to your leader. 1.2122 0.02616 311 252 52 7
707 We're running on empty, and I know it's a long shot, But can you direct me to a source of methane? 1.2122 0.02628 344 283 49 12
708 We've come to collect methane to fuel our ship. 1.2122 0.02424 410 338 57 15
709 What do you mean you need some space? 1.2121 0.02894 297 246 39 12
710 I'll take a quart of whole milk and a strawberry yogurt. 1.2121 0.02684 363 303 43 17
711 Can you take me to your leader? You know, the one of you who jumped over the moon. 1.2120 0.02566 382 317 49 16
712 No, 'moon!' 1.2120 0.02849 316 263 39 14
713 Believe me they will find a way to use EVERYTHING! 1.2119 0.02744 302 247 46 9
714 This may sound really weird to you, but I need a half-gallon of non-fat milk. 1.2118 0.02713 321 264 46 11
715 "I'd ask you in but the weight limit of the ramp is fat pig." 1.2118 0.02688 373 313 41 19
716 I think I might be lost. 1.2118 0.02743 340 283 42 15
717 You are no doubt surprised that I speak your language. 1.2117 0.02904 307 256 37 14
718 Do you sell your humans by the pound? 1.2117 0.02645 359 298 46 15
719 So this is the Milky Way galaxy? 1.2116 0.02523 345 281 55 9
720 Hey Diddle Diddle . We have it on video. 1.2115 0.02693 331 273 46 12
721 Well, that explains it. I thought that was a map on you. 1.2114 0.02621 317 258 51 8
722 Life is better on the udder side of the world! 1.2113 0.02564 336 274 53 9
723 I hope you are more useful than that two legged creature we grabbed on our last visit! 1.2113 0.02732 336 279 43 14
724 Take me to your leaders, Ben and Jerry! 1.2112 0.02516 374 308 53 13
725 Are all of you this meditative? 1.2112 0.02695 303 247 48 8
726 I come in peace, on a quest for sharp cheddar. 1.2110 0.02707 308 252 47 9
727 What happened to George? 1.2110 0.02814 327 273 39 15
728 Is the proprietor’s daughter home? 1.2110 0.02646 346 286 47 13
729 I would like a flying saucer of milk, please. 1.2110 0.02646 346 286 47 13
730 Help? Yes. How do we enter the New Yorker caption contest? 1.2107 0.02627 356 295 47 14
731 Last time we were here, you were in charge. What happened? 1.2105 0.02768 323 268 42 13
732 We came for burgers. 1.2105 0.02802 323 269 40 14
733 Parlez-vous francais? Habla espanol? Nihongo ga hanasemasu ka? Do you speak English? Sprechen sie deutsch? . . . 1.2105 0.03051 285 239 32 14
734 Moo?" I get it. But what does it mean 1.2104 0.02840 328 275 37 16
735 This is a dairy farm; what you're looking for is the cornfields. 1.2103 0.02791 271 220 45 6
736 Take me to your hen house. 1.2102 0.02583 352 290 50 12
737 I typed in "Tractor beam replacement near me..." 1.2102 0.02940 295 246 36 13
738 Do I look like I need a low fat dairy diet? 1.2101 0.02652 338 279 47 12
739 Somewhere deep inside, Bessie, you've always known the Milky Way is your true home. 1.2099 0.02795 324 270 40 14
740 Sorry, But we're all lactose-intolerant. 1.2097 0.02593 329 269 51 9
741 I just stepped out for a quart of milk. Can you help? 1.2096 0.02398 415 343 57 15
742 Before you jump over the moon again - you'll need to file a flight plan. 1.2095 0.02701 315 259 46 10
743 Have you seen a large source of methane to power up our ship? 1.2095 0.02400 401 330 58 13
744 Take me to you liter. 1.2094 0.02578 339 278 51 10
745 I’m looking for Devin Nunes farm… 1.2094 0.02805 339 285 37 17
746 Shit's about to get weird, isn't it? 1.2094 0.02578 339 278 51 10
747 We only drink soy milk 1.2094 0.02611 339 279 49 11
748 To infinity and Beyond Meat works for me. 1.2094 0.02710 320 264 45 11
749 Seems I've found the Milky Way! 1.2092 0.02789 306 253 42 11
750 Hello, gorgeous. 1.2092 0.02939 306 257 34 15
751 Are you sure you are the leader? 1.2091 0.02724 330 274 43 13
752 Are you the Mr. McDonald we heard about? 1.2091 0.02513 330 268 55 7
753 Are you whole or nonfat? 1.2091 0.02621 330 271 49 10
754 My leader has a fever and he’s asking for more cowbell. 1.2090 0.02663 335 277 46 12
755 Aren't you going to tell me to eat more chicken? 1.2090 0.02630 335 276 48 11
756 How do you like the look of evolution? 1.2089 0.02656 316 259 48 9
757 Moo. What’s up with the bell? 1.2088 0.02604 340 280 49 11
758 No, it wasn't us- we thought you guys grazed those weird circle things. 1.2088 0.02734 340 284 41 15
759 I have been sent for more cowbell. 1.2088 0.02583 364 302 48 14
760 Do you understand that neither of us has any clothes on? 1.2087 0.02480 345 281 56 8
761 What a coincidence, I'm a vegetarian, too! 1.2086 0.02650 302 246 49 7
762 Didn't I see you over the moon? 1.2086 0.02530 326 265 54 7
763 sorry we are out of eggs too 1.2086 0.02745 326 271 42 13
764 Would you take our survey on grass greenness? 1.2086 0.02745 326 271 42 13
765 You seem like such a pleasant, passive creature to live on such a violent, desiccated planet. I'm surprised they don't kill you and eat you. 1.2086 0.02619 350 290 47 13
766 So on this planet, after rolling the grass you eat it. 1.2085 0.02750 331 276 41 14
767 And on his farm he had some space aliens, Ee i ee i oh. 1.2085 0.02594 355 294 48 13
768 So your race is called Holsteins? 1.2083 0.02789 312 259 41 12
769 Holy Cow…so…you don’t lay eggs? 1.2083 0.02722 336 280 42 14
770 PLEASE ! PLEASE ! PLEASE ! Take me with you ! 1.2083 0.02656 336 278 46 12
771 It’s Moon. I live on the Moon. You keep saying “MOO” 1.2083 0.02637 312 255 49 8
772 Your milkshake brought my UFO to the yard. 1.2083 0.02492 384 318 52 14
773 Do you know if there are any vegan abduction options? 1.2083 0.02862 312 261 37 14
774 My kids want a cow that gives chocolate milk. 1.2082 0.02727 341 285 41 15
775 I fell in love with you at “moo.” 1.2082 0.02686 317 261 46 10
776 You have beautiful eyes. 1.2081 0.02495 370 305 53 12
777 Oh sorry, I'm here to pick up for Mark. 1.2081 0.02637 346 287 46 13
778 Are we in Kansas? 1.2080 0.02704 351 294 41 16
779 We are prepared to offer you a significant signing bonus to come aboard 1.2080 0.02703 327 271 44 12
780 We were groovin' to the Voyager record and all agreed it needs more cow bell. 1.2078 0.02571 332 272 51 9
781 I’m sorry for getting too drunk last night, I should’ve never tried to take you back to my place. 1.2078 0.02734 308 254 44 10
782 Where's the beef? 1.2077 0.02668 313 257 47 9
783 Can I interest you in a real estate opportunity that's out of this world? 1.2077 0.02781 313 260 41 12
784 Wait...he milks you then turns you into beef? Maybe DON'T take me to your leader. 1.2077 0.02656 366 307 42 17
785 Can you spare a quarter for the meter? 1.2076 0.02623 342 283 47 12
786 Sorry,we don’t go over the moon anymore. 1.2075 0.02822 318 266 38 14
787 You're lactose intolerant? Ok, I'll go. 1.2075 0.02787 318 265 40 13
788 How now brown cow? 1.2075 0.02784 347 293 36 18
789 We hear that you can help us replenish our methane. 1.2073 0.02625 328 270 48 10
790 Word around the universe is that this plant is full of idiots. You, Ma'am, seem to be the exception. 1.2073 0.02797 328 275 38 15
791 Take me to your Feeder. I haven't eaten in light years! 1.2072 0.02909 304 255 35 14
792 How much for the bell? 1.2072 0.02668 333 276 45 12
793 Ah, a psychic. My name is Moo. 1.2071 0.02648 309 253 48 8
794 We’re so glad you returned. They’ve been treating us like animals! Talk to them. Explain everything. They won’t listen to us. 1.2071 0.02490 396 330 50 16
795 This is not the mind-blowing first impression I had hoped for. 1.2070 0.02622 314 257 49 8
796 Your the most normal thing I've seen all week. 1.2070 0.02681 343 286 43 14
797 What's your policy on crop circles? 1.2069 0.02527 348 286 52 10
798 Das ist Deutschland? 1.2068 0.02919 324 275 31 18
799 Are you also here to get slaughtered? 1.2068 0.02607 324 266 49 9
800 Do you speak Earth? 1.2067 0.02737 300 247 44 9
801 Was that you I saw jumping over the moon? 1.2066 0.02825 305 254 39 12
802 You’re safe, we’re Vegans. 1.2065 0.02635 339 281 46 12
803 Well, you’re not so gorgeous yourself! 1.2065 0.02794 310 258 40 12
804 We have traveled a great distance for a hamburger and a milkshake. 1.2064 0.02544 344 283 51 10
805 It runs on methane. Got any? 1.2063 0.02616 349 290 46 13
806 All they took from you is milk? What about my self-respect? 1.2063 0.02679 349 292 42 15
807 Can you tell me where Roswell is? 1.2063 0.02663 320 264 46 10
808 You have nothing to fear. We are vegan! 1.2063 0.02663 320 264 46 10
809 Here's looking at you, kid. Just remember, we'll always have Boise. 1.2061 0.02781 330 277 38 15
810 You don't have a leader per se? 1.2060 0.02458 403 336 51 16
811 You almost hit me coming around the moon! 1.2059 0.02778 306 254 41 11
812 He just got his license and we asked him to pick up milk. Should've been more specific. My bad. 1.2058 0.02748 311 258 42 11
813 Greetings! I come from a faraway place where there’s not enough cow bell. 1.2057 0.02702 350 294 40 16
814 So it's you who put the milk in the Milky Way? 1.2057 0.02793 316 264 39 13
815 Whatever you are you look good enough to eat. 1.2054 0.02638 331 274 46 11
816 Farmer John called me out, said he needs to use my tractor beam. 1.2053 0.02761 302 250 42 10
817 You got methane? 1.2051 0.02740 312 259 42 11
818 Okay, your leader is "Moo". Now where can I find him? 1.2050 0.02748 317 264 41 12
819 Settled then . . . dinner at eight . . . my place! 1.2049 0.02727 327 273 41 13
820 Wow, being free-range seems so limited. All of us are free-galaxy 1.2048 0.02733 332 278 40 14
821 You are the leader? 1.2047 0.02738 337 283 39 15
822 I just saw you jump over the moon. How the hell did you do that? 1.2045 0.02800 308 257 39 12
823 So where do we find this "Mooo?" 1.2045 0.02565 352 292 48 12
824 You'll need a permit. 1.2045 0.02806 313 262 38 13
825 I’m here to take you away from those udder- abusing humans 1.2045 0.02732 313 260 42 11
826 Mort, your disguise is clever but unfortunately the mask is a real give-away, 1.2045 0.02732 313 260 42 11
827 Milk cow? Take me to your liter. 1.2044 0.02777 318 266 39 13
828 Come, Spot! Good Girl! 1.2043 0.02604 323 266 48 9
829 What’s with the bell? 1.2043 0.02430 421 353 50 18
830 Go ahead, I’m used to it. 1.2043 0.02886 328 279 31 18
831 Got Eggs? 1.2041 0.02574 343 284 48 11
832 Can you make us some methane, we're running on fumes. 1.2040 0.02733 299 247 43 9
833 Funny you should ask. Yup, we are from the Moon. 1.2040 0.02854 299 250 37 12
834 Sorry, I don't do dairy while traveling." 1.2038 0.02687 314 260 44 10
835 I saw you jumping over the moon, that’s our territory. 1.2038 0.02584 319 262 49 8
836 Toto, I have a feeling we’re not on Mars anymore.” 1.2038 0.02584 319 262 49 8
837 They wouldn't let me make crop circles. My parents wanted me to go into a different field. 1.2037 0.02669 324 269 44 11
838 We cows have come to abduct you aliens. 1.2036 0.02751 334 281 38 15
839 The twelfth letter of the Greek alphabet......that's it? 1.2035 0.02625 339 282 45 12
840 Do you mean the bell makes you the leader? 1.2034 0.02520 354 293 50 11
841 Are you grass fed? 1.2033 0.02434 359 295 55 9
842 All I transmitted was “Show me some cowbell.” 1.2033 0.02497 359 297 51 11
843 You go to the bathroom....where? 1.2033 0.02619 359 301 43 15
844 We're dangerously low on fuel and our algorithms indicate your group could help. We run on methane. 1.2033 0.02536 364 303 48 13
845 Excuse me, but I was expecting to meet someone who looks more like me. 1.2033 0.02615 305 250 48 7
846 No. Our species doesn’t consume breast fluids. 1.2032 0.02548 310 253 51 6
847 We learned all 6,909 languages of your planet-- but moo wasn't one of them. 1.2032 0.02790 315 264 38 13
848 We come from a vegan planet. 1.2032 0.02717 315 262 42 11
849 I’m confused - according to our observations so far milk comes from oats, right? 1.2031 0.02689 320 266 43 11
850 A genuine U.F. Faux Pas 1.2030 0.02495 404 340 46 18
851 Can you spare a saucer of milk? 1.2029 0.02517 340 280 51 9
852 This must be the mother of all the people. 1.2027 0.02427 375 310 54 11
853 ''So this is where they store their rocket propellant." 1.2027 0.02513 375 313 48 14
854 I'm not sure I understand how this latte business works: they do *what* to you every day? 1.2026 0.02491 380 317 49 14
855 So, as well as having a precise mapping of the Milky Way on your back you say you also produce milk? No way. 1.2026 0.02737 311 259 41 11
856 Just milk, huh? 1.2026 0.02737 311 259 41 11
857 You want to go home? 1.2025 0.02746 316 264 40 12
858 Uh, Bonjour ... Nǐ hǎo ... Guten Tag ... Hello? Por favor, señor, dónde está el baño? Es un poco urgente. 1.2024 0.02636 336 280 44 12
859 I schlep all this way just to meet your people, and all you can say is, "Moo"? 1.2024 0.02498 336 276 52 8
860 So we've come to forge an alliance with you in our mutual quest to destroy the earth. 1.2022 0.02690 356 301 38 17
861 Are you sure you wanted to land in iowa? 1.2022 0.02576 361 302 45 14
862 Gross. We just drink water. 1.2021 0.02933 292 246 33 13
863 What do you mean there’s no Wi-Fi out here? 1.2020 0.02828 302 253 37 12
864 Don't worry, I'm vegan. 1.2020 0.02708 302 250 43 9
865 I can't believe you followed me. I just jump over the moon for fun. 1.2020 0.02828 302 253 37 12
866 I know I ordered my burger rare but this is udder nonsense. 1.2020 0.02599 307 252 48 7
867 Relax, I failed out of med school. 1.2019 0.02701 317 264 42 11
868 Can you point me in the direction of Albuquerque? 1.2019 0.02701 317 264 42 11
869 They what?????? 1.2019 0.02745 322 270 39 13
870 You look thinner in your profile pic! 1.2019 0.02673 322 268 43 11
871 No, just milking us for publicity. 1.2018 0.02717 327 274 40 13
872 About your gas emissions... 1.2018 0.02550 332 274 49 9
873 We thought you'd be more evolved... 1.2018 0.02550 332 274 49 9
874 I was uneasy when I heard the bell. Are you OK? 1.2017 0.02611 347 290 44 13
875 We too are vegetarian. 1.2016 0.02406 372 307 55 10
876 And they do WHAT to the ones they don't milk?! 1.2016 0.02452 382 318 51 13
877 I'm beginning to regret that last helping of locoweed. 1.2015 0.02417 397 331 52 14
878 Help! I'm utterly lost. 1.2013 0.02656 318 264 44 10
879 I’m not sure our suction is powerful enough for this one 1.2012 0.02518 323 265 51 7
880 It seems unfair that the artist has drawn both of us without genitalia 1.2012 0.02743 328 276 38 14
881 Why do you ask? Maybe the bell tolls for you . . . . 1.2012 0.02688 338 284 40 14
882 All kidding aside, you’re calling the shots around here, right? 1.2006 0.02450 329 269 54 6
883 On my planet, I'm the one who gets milked. 1.2006 0.02708 334 281 39 14
884 Excuse me, my saucer won't start. Could you give me a jump over the moon? 1.2006 0.02478 339 279 52 8
885 Can you direct me to the Milky Way please? 1.2006 0.02434 349 287 54 8
886 Don’t worry. I’m lactose intolerant. 1.2006 0.02573 354 296 45 13
887 As you can see, I need some whole milk. No Skim, please! 1.2006 0.02580 359 301 44 14
888 That’s really how you spell chikin? 1.2000 0.02651 325 271 43 11
889 I'm on an inter-galactic search for contentment. 1.2000 0.02559 350 292 46 12
890 why the funny coat? 1.2000 0.02785 320 270 36 14
891 Are we cool? 1.2000 0.02648 345 290 41 14
892 You sent for us, your Highness? 1.2000 0.02380 345 282 57 6
893 Can you stop farting? 1.2000 0.02694 330 277 40 13
894 Look buddy, I know you're a cow so just take me to your farmer so I don't waste more time talking to you. 1.2000 0.02979 290 246 30 14
895 I'm afraid this is going to hurt you more than it hurts me. 1.2000 0.02660 330 276 42 12
896 Ray, how long you been here? 1.2000 0.02604 320 265 46 9
897 You rang, Sir? 1.2000 0.02574 360 302 44 14
898 Sorry...50 pound weight limit. 1.2000 0.02671 300 248 44 8
899 Moo? 1.1994 0.02646 351 296 40 15
900 I see we've both been sent into the field naked. 1.1994 0.02455 351 290 52 9
901 We miss you. 1.1994 0.02408 346 284 55 7
902 I’m an ET. I came in a UFO. Is your milk certified grade A by the USFDA, or is it GMO? 1.1994 0.02582 331 275 46 10
903 Your Methane emissions have overwhelmed our defenses, we are here to discuss the terms of surrender! 1.1994 0.02777 321 271 36 14
904 No need to be afraid, we are vegan 1.1994 0.02559 321 265 48 8
905 Pardon me. Would you have any…? I beg your pardon. I mean ‘Moo moo-moo. Moo-moo moo moo moo Grey Poupon?’ 1.1994 0.02735 316 265 39 12
906 On my planet we are the Moo. What are you called on this planet? 1.1994 0.02622 316 262 45 9
907 I’ll take 7,000 gallons of unleaded, please. 1.1994 0.02801 311 262 36 13
908 My advice, keep on going! 1.1993 0.02896 296 250 33 13
909 Can I offer you some unpasteurized milk? 1.1988 0.02516 337 279 49 9
910 Bring me to your Breeder 1.1988 0.02585 337 281 45 11
911 I am, Lactose the Intolerant! Take me to your breeder. 1.1988 0.02636 327 273 43 11
912 Whatever you heard, it's not true. 1.1987 0.02690 317 265 41 11
913 We are in the Milky Way Galaxy, they call you Bossy, yet you deny that you are the leader? 1.1987 0.02718 312 261 40 11
914 So they stole milk that was intended for your children and they made hamburgers from your friend's flesh?! 1.1986 0.02712 292 242 42 8
915 Can you help me find Area 55? 1.1982 0.02438 338 278 53 7
916 I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. 1.1982 0.02739 333 282 36 15
917 Rest rooms? 1.1982 0.02672 333 280 40 13
918 I come in peace, and you say "MOO?" Do you have any idea what that means om my planet? 1.1982 0.02568 333 277 46 10
919 You need some heavy cream to fatten you up skinny man. 1.1982 0.02629 328 274 43 11
920 I am settling a bet. Do you oink oink here and oink oink there? 1.1982 0.02328 328 266 59 3
921 I was planning on JUMPING over the moon. 1.1982 0.02557 328 272 47 9
922 I came for a sex change,not sex for a change. 1.1981 0.02582 323 268 46 9
923 Hi, you must be the cow that jumped over the moon. 1.1981 0.02619 323 269 44 10
924 I think you mean “moooo…n!” 1.1981 0.02544 323 267 48 8
925 I kinda thought you’d look a little more like us. 1.1981 0.02691 323 271 40 12
926 So,this week your milk is how much a gallon? 1.1980 0.02846 303 256 34 13
927 Can you help me, my saucer runs on methane. 1.1980 0.02688 303 252 42 9
928 Well, once that Dalmatian got Covid, it was only a matter of time before these variations mutated. 1.1980 0.02878 298 252 33 13
929 Sorry, I assumed you were the leader because of the bell you are wearing. 1.1979 0.02403 384 320 52 12
930 Have you seen my clothes? 1.1979 0.02946 288 244 31 13
931 I know I smell worse than I look, but please take me with you... 1.1979 0.02355 374 309 56 9
932 What’s moo? 1.1978 0.02611 369 313 39 17
933 I am trying to locate my brother, he is shorter than me and rides a bicycle with a basket on the handle bars. 1.1977 0.02410 344 283 54 7
934 So, should I assume you are in charge here? 1.1976 0.02503 339 281 49 9
935 You are under arrest for unauthorized moon jumping. 1.1976 0.02630 334 280 42 12
936 Our abduction beam is only rated for 500 pounds. Would you mind walking up the ramp? 1.1976 0.02490 334 276 50 8
937 Moo, who? 1.1976 0.02725 329 278 37 14
938 Where were you on the night of the moon jump? 1.1975 0.02818 319 271 33 15
939 Are you sure there isn't anything else to eat on this planet? 1.1975 0.02664 314 262 42 10
940 I need to fill up the ship with CO2. Our research shows you can supply. 1.1975 0.02626 314 261 44 9
941 They do WHAT to your people? 1.1974 0.02731 309 259 39 11
942 How'd you get here first? 1.1974 0.02799 304 256 36 12
943 No, your udder leader. 1.1971 0.02573 345 289 44 12
944 Bubble Caption over the cow: Take me to your leader. 1.1970 0.02657 335 282 40 13
945 No thanks, I'm glactose intolerant. 1.1970 0.02684 330 278 39 13
946 Do you know how to get to the Milky Way? 1.1970 0.02543 330 274 47 9
947 Can I borrow a gallon of Methane? 1.1969 0.02746 325 275 36 14
948 Does your world welcome immigrants? 1.1969 0.02810 320 272 33 15
949 I need to see if the map you're wearing syncs up to my GPS. 1.1969 0.02630 320 267 43 10
950 Hey, Moo, I'm Boo. 1.1969 0.02412 381 318 51 12
951 So they took you off the steroids,eh? 1.1968 0.02694 315 264 40 11
952 Hey Babe, want to come up and see my etchings? 1.1968 0.02564 310 256 47 7
953 This desperate to make them drink almond milk, eh? 1.1966 0.02411 351 290 53 8
954 There were some giant methane storms on Uranus. 1.1965 0.02599 346 291 42 13
955 Look, I’m sorry. It won’t happen again. 1.1964 0.02547 336 280 46 10
956 I would, but everyone in my star cluster is lactose intolerant. 1.1964 0.02536 331 275 47 9
957 The humans have changed, man. This generation actually likes being probed. It kind of freaks me out. 1.1963 0.02633 326 273 42 11
958 Are you dairy-free? 1.1963 0.02668 326 274 40 12
959 Am I in Kansas? 1.1961 0.02637 311 259 43 9
960 Any idea where I could get some eggs around here? 1.1961 0.02676 311 260 41 10
961 Didn't there used to be a Taco Bell on this corner...? 1.1961 0.02544 357 300 44 13
962 I'm sorry, you landed in the wrong place. Disney World is 1,300 miles southeast of here 1.1961 0.02704 306 256 40 10
963 If you fail to meet our demands, your planet will be destroyed. 1.1960 0.02525 398 339 40 19
964 No, I don’t have any Mars bars. 1.1960 0.02624 347 293 40 14
965 If it makes you feel any better, I don’t come from California either. 1.1959 0.02362 393 328 53 12
966 They said you might have directions to the moon? 1.1959 0.02584 342 287 43 12
967 Could you tell me where to find something called the mooon? 1.1958 0.02540 337 281 46 10
968 We were aiming for the Milky Way. 1.1958 0.02505 337 280 48 9
969 We really did not expect you to have just a one word vocabulary! 1.1958 0.02781 286 239 38 9
970 How have you been treated since we sent you to explore this planet? 1.1957 0.02501 322 266 49 7
971 I've come to fill my saucer with milk. 1.1956 0.02752 317 268 36 13
972 The Milky Way is smaller than we calculated.” 1.1956 0.02603 317 264 44 9
973 I know the milky way. 1.1956 0.02752 317 268 36 13
974 What happened to the cornfield? 1.1955 0.02379 358 296 54 8
975 …so inseminating the apes didn’t turn out and we were wondering… 1.1955 0.02668 312 261 41 10
976 SO I told him that he needs to go buy his own coffee 1.1954 0.02617 348 294 40 14
977 I'm sorry I don't speak moonese. 1.1954 0.02487 348 290 48 10
978 What does moo mean?" 1.1954 0.02617 348 294 40 14
979 I'm sorry, but we really like a good steak, too. 1.1954 0.02804 302 255 35 12
980 Don't worry--I'm a humanitarian. 1.1954 0.02765 302 254 37 11
981 You’d be treated well, with no bulls bothering you. 1.1953 0.02510 343 286 47 10
982 Look, I really enjoyed experimenting on you tonight, but I've got work in the morning. 1.1953 0.02472 379 319 46 14
983 I said jump over the moon, are you not listening? 1.1952 0.02762 333 284 33 16
984 Leader? No. Bathroom? Yes! 1.1952 0.02557 333 278 45 10
985 Sorry, no GMOs onboard 1.1952 0.02729 333 283 35 15
986 You’re not from Wisconsin. are you. 1.1950 0.02494 323 267 49 7
987 I probed you before, but were you a little tipsy. 1.1950 0.02500 359 301 46 12
988 I’m trying to beef up. Any recommendations? 1.1950 0.02596 318 265 44 9
989 We have come for methane. 1.1950 0.02557 318 264 46 8
990 Our sensors tell us you can provide the methane to power our trip home. How do you do it? 1.1949 0.02523 354 297 45 12
991 Don't worry, I'll be gone before you come home. 1.1947 0.02834 303 257 33 13
992 “Moo,” the universal language. 1.1945 0.02388 329 270 54 5
993 And, sadly, for my next trick, I have to turn you inside-out. 1.1944 0.02494 360 302 46 12
994 Will you be jumping over our lunar module? 1.1944 0.02563 324 270 45 9
995 Dude, 'Where's My Car?' 1.1940 0.02544 335 280 45 10
996 Just keep farting and we'll be taking over in no time. 1.1939 0.02495 330 274 48 8
997 This isn’t the moo-n 1.1938 0.02700 325 275 37 13
998 Do you know any good steakhouses around here? 1.1938 0.02692 320 270 38 12
999 Thanks, but I already know where the Chik-fil-A is. 1.1938 0.02692 320 270 38 12
1000 Alright, I'm sick of space. Let's switch back. 1.1938 0.02542 320 266 46 8
1001 So, you're saying you came here from planet Earth because bovine scientists aren't respected there? 1.1937 0.02501 351 294 46 11
1002 Don't worry, we're all vegans. 1.1937 0.02435 351 292 50 9
1003 Just stop burping 1.1937 0.02720 315 266 37 12
1004 Take me to your Big Cheese. 1.1935 0.02372 341 281 54 6
1005 Okay, but I don't know how I'm to get you on board. 1.1935 0.02513 341 285 46 10
1006 it's worse than we thought 1.1935 0.02519 367 310 43 14
1007 On my planet you'd have many followers just like me--all eager to serve you. 1.1935 0.02537 336 281 45 10
1008 If this planet is all what I'm standing in, you can keep it. 1.1934 0.02413 331 273 52 6
1009 Don't be afraid we only drink Almond milk. 1.1933 0.02622 326 274 41 11
1010 So you want us to shoot a ray that forces humans to "Eat Mor Chikin"? 1.1933 0.02511 326 271 47 8
1011 Why won't you talk to me? 1.1933 0.02511 326 271 47 8
1012 Sorry. Wrong Milky Way. 1.1932 0.02800 295 249 35 11
1013 Moo? Don't you mean moon? 1.1932 0.02395 352 292 52 8
1014 What took you so long? 1.1931 0.02721 321 272 36 13
1015 I heard you’d mooed home. 1.1931 0.02612 290 240 44 6
1016 Sure, we know the grass may look greener here, but. . . 1.1930 0.02637 316 265 41 10
1017 What do you mean your leader is just a bunch of bull? 1.1930 0.02540 342 287 44 11
1018 We heard your bell. 1.1929 0.02564 337 283 43 11
1019 I look weird? Check the mirror on that vehicle of yours, Jocko. 1.1929 0.02666 337 286 37 14
1020 So, since our last visit you still do not rule earth? 1.1928 0.02770 306 259 35 12
1021 We would like you to stop all the belching. 1.1928 0.02166 415 343 64 8
1022 We are running a special on crop circles. 1.1925 0.02640 322 271 40 11
1023 Then please take me to meet Moo. 1.1925 0.02490 322 267 48 7
1024 Is it more ethical to intergalactically abduct someone who’s grass-fed or pasture-raised? 1.1924 0.02822 291 246 34 11
1025 Could you please give me directions to Roswell, New Mexico? 1.1924 0.02534 343 288 44 11
1026 we come in peace,we are vegans 1.1923 0.02407 364 304 50 10
1027 Sorry. I can't interact with you. I'm a lactose intolerant Vegan. 1.1923 0.02523 338 283 45 10
1028 I wanted the Milky Way. Is this it? 1.1922 0.02511 333 278 46 9
1029 I was sent to help. We heard that your jump no longer reaches over the moon 1.1921 0.02460 328 272 49 7
1030 My galactic translator does not understand Moo. 1.1921 0.02497 328 273 47 8
1031 ???????????‍? What was the sell-by date? 1.1921 0.02571 328 275 43 10
1032 It's nice to know there is udder life in the universe. 1.1919 0.02741 297 250 37 10
1033 I’m out of oatmilk again. 1.1918 0.02622 318 267 41 10
1034 No bull now, tell me who’s in charge. 1.1918 0.02659 318 268 39 11
1035 I couldn’t really say, but the chicken shed is in area 52 1.1918 0.02463 365 307 46 12
1036 Can't you go any faster? We need much more methane than that. 1.1917 0.02551 339 285 43 11
1037 Take me to James Tiberius Kirk! 1.1917 0.02481 339 283 47 9
1038 Lucky for you I'm lactose intolerant. 1.1915 0.02834 282 238 34 10
1039 It's best if you don't try to communicate with two legged animals like you. They're all crazy! 1.1914 0.02476 324 269 48 7
1040 Not to worry. I’m a Vegan. 1.1913 0.02486 345 289 46 10
1041 Do you have a restroom I could use? 1.1913 0.02733 298 251 37 10
1042 And he said you needed more cowbell? 1.1913 0.02814 298 253 33 12
1043 The farm is looking a little neglected. Is your government handing out subsidies again? 1.1912 0.02369 387 325 50 12
1044 What do you mean it's too early to move in together? 1.1911 0.02887 293 250 30 13
1045 Can we have our probe back? 1.1909 0.02520 330 276 45 9
1046 So then I took a left at the Milky Way…. 1.1908 0.02529 304 252 46 6
1047 Are you Cowabunga? 1.1908 0.02654 325 275 38 12
1048 He was smothering me. I just needed some space. 1.1907 0.02293 367 304 56 7
1049 Please ask Maisy to give me a second chance. 1.1907 0.02232 409 341 58 10
1050 I'd take you with me, but we're all lactose intolerant. 1.1906 0.02717 320 272 35 13
1051 I’m neither fish nor fowl either. 1.1906 0.02644 320 270 39 11
1052 Greetings, Earthling. Take me to your Breeder. 1.1906 0.02468 341 285 47 9
1053 I’m confused, is this a factory or a farm? 1.1905 0.02555 315 263 44 8
1054 Take you with us? And what's a slaughterhouse? 1.1905 0.02595 336 284 40 12
1055 Are you the one that lays free eggs? 1.1905 0.02671 315 266 38 11
1056 Do you know where I can get some eggs? 1.1905 0.02555 315 263 44 8
1057 We were looking for Earth. You're saying this is the moooon? 1.1903 0.02350 352 292 53 7
1058 No, none of us is lactose intolerant. Why do you ask? 1.1903 0.02539 310 258 45 7
1059 Moo are you? 1.1901 0.02391 342 284 51 7
1060 We understand you have a bad carbon footprint so will not be taking you back with the others. 1.1901 0.02530 342 288 43 11
1061 I'm Me and you are Moo? 1.1900 0.02780 321 275 31 15
1062 I come in peace., so don’t be cowed. 1.1900 0.02599 321 270 41 10
1063 No, much further away than the mooooon. 1.1900 0.02633 300 251 41 8
1064 We come from future Earth with a reparations offer. 1.1899 0.02519 337 283 44 10
1065 I must inquire. Is this the coordinates where the notorious Old MacDonald had a farm? 1.1899 0.02448 337 281 48 8
1066 Yes,you’re Moo. I’m Gorthon. Let’s move on! 1.1899 0.02625 316 266 40 10
1067 No…I’m not here to milk you! 1.1899 0.02701 316 268 36 12
1068 Our ship needs fuel. By any chance do you have milk on this planet? 1.1899 0.02663 316 267 38 11
1069 Take me to your prober 1.1899 0.02701 316 268 36 12
1070 Brrr. Take me to your used-clothing thrift shop! 1.1898 0.02745 295 249 36 10
1071 They attach what? Where? 1.1898 0.02543 332 279 43 10
1072 My planet just picked up secret transmissions from your planet's 1980's. Have I found "the beef"? 1.1898 0.02543 332 279 43 10
1073 Wow--and they think the probe is invasive. 1.1897 0.02652 311 262 39 10
1074 I'm from the Moo-n. 1.1896 0.02603 327 276 40 11
1075 You are making me hungry! 1.1896 0.02674 327 278 36 13
1076 Thanks, but I'd rather have oat milk. 1.1894 0.02418 359 301 48 10
1077 Been to the moon lately? 1.1894 0.02867 301 258 29 14
1078 We’re back, and we’re so sorry for all of it. 1.1893 0.02477 338 283 46 9
1079 No thanks; I’m lactose intolerant and it’s a long trip home. 1.1892 0.02640 333 283 37 13
1080 The humans drink your what?!! That's disgusting! 1.1892 0.02564 296 246 44 6
1081 If you're sure all of you are vegan.... I'll go! 1.1892 0.02500 333 279 45 9
1082 Excuse me, but could I use your facilities? 1.1891 0.02460 349 293 46 10
1083 Master, we must get out of here. 1.1891 0.02644 312 263 39 10
1084 You're telling me you’ve already consumed the greener grass? 1.1890 0.02359 365 305 51 9
1085 Take me to your Jefe! 1.1890 0.02448 328 273 48 7
1086 What! You don't like milk? 1.1890 0.02448 344 288 47 9
1087 Hey buddy, can you give me directions back to Mars? 1.1890 0.02550 344 291 41 12
1088 If you come with me, you’d get to be the trendy, alternative milk. 1.1889 0.02591 307 257 42 8
1089 Folks, I said "leader" not "udder"! 1.1889 0.02826 307 263 30 14
1090 I'm going to have to rethink the probing thing. 1.1888 0.02376 376 316 49 11
1091 Take me to your milk king 1.1888 0.02540 339 286 42 11
1092 Take me to your Bossy. 1.1887 0.02572 318 267 42 9
1093 Did you pilot the barn to my planet? 1.1886 0.02667 334 285 35 14
1094 We keep coming back because everyone knows you guys are the best listeners in the galaxy. 1.1886 0.02382 334 277 51 6
1095 You say we've landed on the Moooooooon? 1.1886 0.02493 334 280 45 9
1096 Is it acceptable on this planet to eat other animals? 1.1886 0.02738 281 236 37 8
1097 So Human what is it like living here!? 1.1885 0.02597 313 263 41 9
1098 I heard life's better in the Milky Way. 1.1885 0.02597 313 263 41 9
1099 There's no silent N. It's pronounced 'moon.' 1.1884 0.02762 329 283 30 16
1100 I'm starving. Does any place around here serve man? 1.1884 0.02659 329 280 36 13
1101 If that’s the case, take me to your breeder. 1.1884 0.02441 329 274 48 7
1102 Hi, I'm Gary Larson 1.1884 0.02510 345 291 43 11
1103 You look udderly ridiculous. 1.1884 0.02476 345 290 45 10
1104 Yes Madam. You rang for me? 1.1883 0.02742 308 262 34 12
1105 So, when did you moove here? 1.1883 0.02502 324 271 45 8
1106 Yes, I’ll take you to my litre. 1.1883 0.02540 324 272 43 9
1107 My name is Lactose . 1.1882 0.02464 340 285 46 9
1108 Are you my momma?” 1.1881 0.02786 319 274 30 15
1109 Well, then take me to your milker. 1.1880 0.02447 351 295 46 10
1110 Take me to your almonds. 1.1879 0.02592 298 249 42 7
1111 I don't think you understand a word I say 1.1879 0.02742 314 268 33 13
1112 Greetings earthling! I am lost, can I milk you for a few directions? 1.1879 0.02590 314 264 41 9
1113 No, I will not mooooove my spaceship. 1.1879 0.02546 330 278 42 10
1114 I wish we could, there's just no room. I promise to visit soon! 1.1879 0.02720 330 283 32 15
1115 No, I won't take you over the moon. 1.1877 0.02695 309 262 36 11
1116 We agree that humans are idiots but technically they’re in charge — don’t ask me why. 1.1877 0.02695 309 262 36 11
1117 Sorry, my dad says you can't come. He's lactose intolerant. 1.1877 0.02495 325 272 45 8
1118 Where did you get the bell? 1.1877 0.02533 325 273 43 9
1119 Relax, I asked you to take me to your leader, not leather. 1.1875 0.02723 352 305 28 19
1120 I’m sorry, but it could just never work between us. 1.1875 0.02474 352 297 44 11
1121 Milk deficiency? 1.1875 0.02742 320 274 32 14
1122 Wanna go for a ride, little girl? 1.1875 0.02408 352 295 48 9
1123 They do what to you? And I thought probing was bad... 1.1875 0.02550 336 284 41 11
1124 Moo-a culpa. 1.1873 0.02463 347 292 45 10
1125 No, it's bad dear leader. Even The Milky Way is going lactose free. 1.1873 0.02543 315 264 43 8
1126 Excuse me. Can you show me where I might find something called 'London broil'? 1.1872 0.02414 358 301 47 10
1127 Am I speaking with old McDonald...E I E I O? 1.1871 0.02706 326 279 33 14
1128 I'm here for the skinny dip. 1.1871 0.02687 310 263 36 11
1129 MOO" had better mean "I'll run to get clothes. 1.1870 0.02429 369 312 45 12
1130 Frankly, I find you earthlings udderly confusing. 1.1869 0.02577 337 286 39 12
1131 My GPS said this was the Milky Way. 1.1868 0.02293 380 318 53 9
1132 We have a new no moo-cow abduction policy, but you can take me to your breeder. 1.1866 0.02375 359 301 49 9
1133 Well, aren’t you a peculiar looking being! 1.1866 0.02269 402 338 53 11
1134 Last time I saw you, you were over the moon. 1.1865 0.02556 327 276 41 10
1135 I bring greetings from a far off land of vegetarians. 1.1865 0.02592 327 277 39 11
1136 No organic? 1.1864 0.02394 338 282 49 7
1137 Yeah, we get that they are the dominant species, but we've calculated that there's a 98.36% chance that they'd immediately attack us. 1.1863 0.02618 322 273 38 11
1138 Can you direct me to the chickens? I'm out of eggs. 1.1863 0.02349 365 306 50 9
1139 Unfortunately. I'm lactose-intolerant. 1.1863 0.02626 306 258 39 9
1140 Unfortunately, we haven't perfected lab-grown meat either. 1.1862 0.02524 333 281 42 10
1141 Sorry to bother you, Madam, but could we borrow a little creamer? 1.1861 0.02644 317 269 37 11
1142 Did you in fact jump over the moon? 1.1860 0.02331 344 286 52 6
1143 Sorry, I thought you were someone else. 1.1860 0.02476 371 316 41 14
1144 Are your people lactose intolerant too? 1.1859 0.02470 312 260 46 6
1145 You're missing something down there too? 1.1859 0.02512 312 261 44 7
1146 You've come to the right place. You look like you could use some nourishment. 1.1858 0.02529 339 287 41 11
1147 We ran out of yogurt. 1.1858 0.02563 339 288 39 12
1148 Cattle mutilations? Preposterous! … But I may have done a few donuts in the buckwheat. 1.1858 0.02681 296 250 37 9
1149 My place or yours? 1.1858 0.02535 323 272 42 9
1150 Did you say udder, or leader? 1.1858 0.02683 323 276 34 13
1151 Take me to your planet. 1.1858 0.02573 323 273 40 10
1152 Sorry, I don't speak 'moo.' 1.1858 0.02338 323 267 52 4
1153 They were scared of me for a while, now it’s methane- it’s kind of cyclical 1.1857 0.02578 307 258 41 8
1154 We ran out of fuel .. can you provide us methane? 1.1855 0.02560 318 268 41 9
1155 What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. 1.1855 0.02521 318 267 43 8
1156 From one mammal to another, we appreciate your ability to feed your offspring. 1.1855 0.02521 318 267 43 8
1157 I’m so sorry man, I was told I can’t go back up until I get some meat on my bones. 1.1855 0.02533 345 293 40 12
1158 We didn't expect much, but their vocabulary is pathetic. 1.1854 0.02683 329 282 33 14
1159 You have to stop passing gas! 1.1852 0.02437 351 296 45 10
1160 Take me to your bleater. 1.1852 0.02471 378 323 40 15
1161 Take me to your udder. No, I’ve got that wrong, haven’t I? 1.1852 0.02603 324 275 38 11
1162 Where’s the little red dot that says, “You are here?” 1.1852 0.02673 297 251 37 9
1163 I don't suppose you have any lactose-free 2%? 1.1852 0.02385 378 320 46 12
1164 We seek the origins of the Milky Way 1.1851 0.02570 308 259 41 8
1165 We are out of cowbells on my planet. 1.1851 0.02611 308 260 39 9
1166 This moooooootherfucker 1.1850 0.02482 400 345 36 19
1167 Yes we have no eggs. 1.1849 0.02951 292 253 24 15
1168 Sorry Bessie, I thought it was a cow bell optional event. 1.1847 0.02577 314 265 40 9
1169 Where do you find your clothes? 1.1847 0.02560 352 301 37 14
1170 No! No! I am looking for another..not an udder. 1.1847 0.02431 352 297 45 10
1171 Where's the nearest clothing store? 1.1846 0.02667 325 278 34 13
1172 Your billboard in Andromeda said nothing about being closed on Sundays. 1.1846 0.02446 363 308 43 12
1173 Yes, my planet is vegan. Why do you ask? 1.1845 0.02603 309 261 39 9
1174 So, I am preparing the probe, and the human says to me 'At least take me to dinner first!' What does this mean, bovine?" 1.1844 0.02695 320 274 33 13
1175 I thought the aliens here would be green! 1.1844 0.02404 358 302 46 10
1176 Oh, no! I'm lactose intolerant. 1.1843 0.02563 331 281 39 11
1177 I'm sorry you can't come with. Our planet is dairy free. 1.1842 0.02629 304 257 38 9
1178 We come in peace: lactose intolerant and naked. 1.1842 0.02588 304 256 40 8
1179 Does that bell mean you are the leader? 1.1840 0.02660 326 279 34 13
1180 I think you were looking for Area 51, this is area 50-moo 1.1840 0.02461 337 284 44 9
1181 Are you the eater or the eaten? 1.1839 0.02429 310 258 47 5
1182 How do I put this? Our ship runs on methane emissions,so… 1.1838 0.02576 321 272 39 10
1183 Sorry, we don't Jump over the moon 1.1838 0.02379 321 267 49 5
1184 Run away. Runaway quickly and don't return for 10,000 years. 1.1838 0.02379 321 267 49 5
1185 Take me to your Milky Way 1.1836 0.02538 305 256 42 7
1186 I'm the last remaining cow on earth producing organic milk; so it's going to cost you ! 1.1835 0.02562 316 267 40 9
1187 Then, as I'm saying "Interrupting cow who".... 1.1835 0.02469 327 275 44 8
1188 Do I look like a human to you? 1.1834 0.02455 338 285 44 9
1189 Don't worry, we're vegan. 1.1834 0.02371 349 293 48 8
1190 I knew I made a wrong turn around Jupiter! 1.1833 0.02359 360 303 48 9
1191 Wait - I just want directions. 1.1833 0.02335 311 257 51 3
1192 Just my luck to land on meatless Monday. 1.1832 0.02568 322 273 39 10
1193 Please, hide us from your leaders. 1.1830 0.02654 306 260 36 10
1194 We come in peace for methane 1.1830 0.02614 306 259 38 9
1195 Take me to your Chick-Fil-a 1.1829 0.02645 328 281 34 13
1196 Don’t taze me, bro! 1.1829 0.02645 328 281 34 13
1197 You need not worry. I’m vegan. 1.1829 0.02376 339 284 48 7
1198 Got any almond milk? 1.1829 0.02587 339 290 36 13
1199 My superiors ordered me to find something called 'the milk of human kindness'. Perhaps you know where it is. 1.1827 0.02659 312 266 35 11
1200 That vegan diet you recommended is not working out. 1.1827 0.02580 312 264 39 9
1201 Yes, we’re all vegetarians. Why do you ask? 1.1827 0.02540 312 263 41 8
1202 I’m sorry. It’s a different type of Milky Way. 1.1827 0.02457 312 261 45 6
1203 What other creatures does your leader McDonald have on his farm? 1.1826 0.02358 334 279 49 6
1204 Eat mor chiken? 1.1826 0.02454 345 292 43 10
1205 Our tractor beam isn't working. Would you mind just walking on board? 1.1826 0.02372 356 300 47 9
1206 Open land and not much to do? We have that in common. 1.1824 0.02493 329 278 42 9
1207 Please, take me! 1.1824 0.02602 329 281 36 12
1208 You know they are planning on eating you, don't you? 1.1821 0.02607 291 245 39 7
1209 I had to stop... I just couldn't get past your eyes 1.1821 0.02450 313 262 45 6
1210 I offer you the best moo experience 1.1821 0.02439 324 272 45 7
1211 How do we end this stereotype? 1.1821 0.02448 346 293 43 10
1212 I heard you provide sustenance. 1.1821 0.02413 346 292 45 9
1213 It's complicated. 1.1821 0.02399 357 302 45 10
1214 Take me to your Ben or Jerry. 1.1818 0.02528 297 249 42 6
1215 That is the saddest shit I’ve ever heard. Of COURSE we’ll take you away from those monsters! 1.1818 0.02598 308 261 38 9
1216 I’m guessing you’re lactose intolerant”. 1.1818 0.02539 341 291 38 12
1217 Oh, I wish I was allowed to have piercings and wear jewelry... 1.1818 0.02298 374 315 50 9
1218 Are you related to the cow who jumped over the moon? 1.1816 0.02542 347 297 37 13
1219 Sorry. I don’t drink milk. 1.1815 0.02547 325 276 39 10
1220 MOO? That's cool, I am from M31 1.1813 0.02346 353 297 48 8
1221 Are you 2% or skim? 1.1813 0.02498 342 291 40 11
1222 An udder story! 1.1813 0.02532 342 292 38 12
1223 Got a pint? 1.1813 0.02404 331 278 46 7
1224 Take me to your climatologist. 1.1812 0.02494 320 270 42 8
1225 Tell me more about your human slaves. 1.1812 0.02533 320 271 40 9
1226 Got flurb? 1.1812 0.02670 309 264 34 11
1227 Take you to my leader? I AM the Bell Cow.” [second try at submitting caption 1.1810 0.02425 326 274 45 7
1228 Not again Alan, how are we not past this? 1.1810 0.02425 326 274 45 7
1229 I'm lost, how do I get back to the main road? 1.1810 0.02711 315 271 31 13
1230 Yep, in exchange we let them milk us, and then they turn it into cheese, and then they put the cheese....ah forget it. Moo. 1.1810 0.02711 315 271 31 13
1231 I have candy in my ship, you want some? 1.1808 0.02306 354 297 50 7
1232 You, skinny guy, need more stomachs. Want two of mine? 1.1808 0.02306 354 297 50 7
1233 Are you sure it's not E-I-E-I-U-F-O? 1.1808 0.02441 354 301 42 11
1234 Your farts are ruining my neighborhood! 1.1807 0.02526 321 272 40 9
1235 Sorry about the probe. 1.1807 0.02564 321 273 38 10
1236 And you jumped over the moon? I'm not calling you a liar, I'm just saying that's pretty impressive for someone you're size. 1.1807 0.02639 321 275 34 12
1237 i didn't ask for the anal probe 1.1806 0.02643 299 254 36 9
1238 Take me to your leader. I understand her name is Bossy. 1.1805 0.02462 349 297 41 11
1239 They did say this was a fly-over state. 1.1805 0.02325 349 293 49 7
1240 Take me to your leader...Mooo 1.1805 0.02549 338 289 37 12
1241 They call you Bossy? Then take me to yourself. 1.1804 0.02532 327 278 39 10
1242 Can I mooch a smoke? 1.1804 0.02379 327 274 47 6
1243 Are you sure this isn’t the parking lot for comic con? 1.1804 0.02605 327 280 35 12
1244 We just like you better than the other ones. 1.1804 0.02457 327 276 43 8
1245 Are you saying moon? 1.1804 0.02740 316 273 29 14
1246 Take me to your feeder. 1.1802 0.02380 344 290 46 8
1247 Wait, you're the leader? 1.1802 0.02608 333 286 34 13
1248 I’ve come for you. We’re told your methane emissions are bad for your environment. You can try ours. 1.1802 0.02317 383 325 47 11
1249 Just to warn you -- the oat-based milk substitute is going to have its downside. 1.1801 0.02556 322 274 38 10
1250 You'll get to see the universe and I'll finally get to use my, "I got some milk on my saucer" joke. 1.1801 0.02451 311 261 44 6
1251 Oh look, a Moo-F-O from udder space. 1.1799 0.02472 339 288 41 10
1252 Most Earthlings say ‘U-F-O’ not a ‘Moo-F-O’ 1.1799 0.02743 289 247 32 10
1253 You should harness your methane. 1.1798 0.02542 317 269 39 9
1254 You make a lot more sense than your leader. 1.1797 0.02682 306 262 33 11
1255 I traveled 100 light years for this???? 1.1797 0.02373 345 291 46 8
1256 Elsie, teach me the secret of contentment. 1.1797 0.02338 345 290 48 7
1257 On my planet, you provide the almonds. 1.1796 0.02495 334 284 40 10
1258 Hey Guys! I think we’re gonna need a bigger anal probe! 1.1796 0.02635 334 288 32 14
1259 When did you jump over the moon? 1.1796 0.02422 334 282 44 8
1260 Well, tell this "moo" fellow we come in peace. 1.1795 0.02486 312 263 42 7
1261 You look like you are also lost. 1.1793 0.02366 329 276 47 6
1262 Take me to your leader, E-I-E-I-0. 1.1792 0.02535 318 270 39 9
1263 My kingdom for a quart of milk? 1.1792 0.02277 385 326 49 10
1264 Take me to your oat milk. 1.1792 0.02509 307 259 41 7
1265 to anywhere but here, bro. Let's just get in and go. 1.1791 0.02452 335 284 42 9
1266 No, I’m not beefing with you 1.1791 0.02521 296 249 41 6
1267 There is not a lot of room, but we just had a little talk, we're going to take you some place safe. 1.1790 0.02542 324 276 38 10
1268 Your spots are like a map of the world -- better than a globe. 1.1790 0.02311 419 360 43 16
1269 You look well fed. We're starving, can you help us? 1.1789 0.02638 313 268 34 11
1270 Your milkshake brings all the boys from my star. 1.1789 0.02599 313 267 36 10
1271 That's one loud bell you got there. 1.1788 0.02511 330 281 39 10
1272 Hi! Are you perhaps the one who contacted us? 1.1787 0.02682 291 248 34 9
1273 Shall I call you Master or Mistress? 1.1787 0.02344 375 319 45 11
1274 Do you know the whey to san Jose? 1.1786 0.02445 336 285 42 9
1275 I came in my flying barn and silo. Now take me to your milker. 1.1786 0.02552 336 288 36 12
1276 Where can a guy get a decent burger around here? 1.1785 0.02469 353 302 39 12
1277 Of all the Earthlings, cows are the most intelligent and wise. 1.1785 0.02420 325 274 44 7
1278 I'll get the probe, I am the probe... whatever. Let's just get this over with. 1.1785 0.02380 325 273 46 6
1279 But the chickens just sent me to talk to you. 1.1785 0.02514 297 250 41 6
1280 I never dreamed that your planet’s inhabitants would have four legs! 1.1784 0.02268 370 312 50 8
1281 Why can't you udder any words? 1.1783 0.02552 314 267 38 9
1282 I took the Milky Way to the Slauson Cutoff, got out, cut off my slauson. So, where am I? 1.1782 0.02430 331 280 43 8
1283 Can you tell me where on earth I am? 1.1782 0.02526 303 256 40 7
1284 And so, You are saying why buy the cow when the milk is free? 1.1782 0.02693 303 260 32 11
1285 Sorry, this is a restricted area, meat eaters only. 1.1782 0.02569 303 257 38 8
1286 Moo - Moon, tomato - tomahto! 1.1782 0.02390 348 295 44 9
1287 No, I’ve never heard of milk. 1.1781 0.02559 320 273 37 10
1288 Eee I Eee I Ohhh? 1.1781 0.02671 320 276 31 13
1289 Better keep looking. No milk on this planet. 1.1780 0.02402 337 285 44 8
1290 Your ship is rudderless? Well boohoo, I’m udderless 1.1780 0.02657 309 265 33 11
1291 It's been torture Zyron, they're more primitive than we believed. 1.1780 0.02577 309 263 37 9
1292 I've spent five years with Berlitz and this is all you have to say? 1.1780 0.02494 309 261 41 7
1293 I'll have what she's having! 1.1779 0.02741 281 240 32 9
1294 This always happens in the moovies but you never think it will actually happen to you... 1.1779 0.02490 326 277 40 9
1295 I see you’re still driving a hydrogen spaceship. 1.1778 0.02480 343 293 39 11
1296 We come in peace…and with utter good intentions. 1.1778 0.02464 315 266 42 7
1297 It's all the fashion. 1.1776 0.02664 321 277 31 13
1298 If you come to my planet you can release all the methane you can make without all the unfair criticism. 1.1775 0.02484 293 246 42 5
1299 You produce methane? 1.1774 0.02529 310 263 39 8
1300 The crop circles were a big hit but, trust me, you don't want to meet the leader. 1.1773 0.02368 344 291 45 8
1301 Some call him the Gangster of Love. 1.1773 0.02404 344 292 43 9
1302 No worries -- we only eat humans. 1.1772 0.02415 316 266 44 6
1303 It’s a long story. Moo? 1.1772 0.02379 333 281 45 7
1304 Take me to your food source. 1.1771 0.02118 384 321 58 5
1305 No pants? 1.1770 0.02619 322 277 33 12
1306 Why should I moo-ve you moo-ve ! 1.1770 0.02619 322 277 33 12
1307 ‘“But I would have guessed you to be vegetarian.” 1.1770 0.02425 339 288 42 9
1308 Thank you,but we only use oat milk on our planet. 1.1768 0.02360 328 276 46 6
1309 But the difference is when we blast off we don't corrupt the atmosphere" Gerry Broderick. Milwaukee, W 1.1767 0.02813 283 244 28 11
1310 Can we discuss those jumps over the moon ? 1.1767 0.02399 300 251 45 4
1311 Someone in Washington told me you're the George Santos I need to see about getting a real space ID. 1.1767 0.02578 300 255 37 8
1312 Where do you want these lasers? 1.1767 0.02490 317 269 40 8
1313 Do you drink whole fat milk? 1.1766 0.02410 334 283 43 8
1314 "Climb aboard, who's more Milky Way than you?" 1.1765 0.02411 357 305 41 11
1315 I am looking for some calcium. 1.1765 0.02418 340 289 42 9
1316 How did you build that building? 1.1765 0.02669 306 263 32 11
1317 Did you say take a left after the moooon? 1.1763 0.02356 346 293 45 8
1318 Teach me about the Milky Way. 1.1763 0.02273 329 275 50 4
1319 I must have put 'moo' landing 1.1763 0.02673 312 269 31 12
1320 What are your intentions with my farmer? 1.1763 0.02472 312 264 41 7
1321 Greetings Moo,got milk? 1.1763 0.02594 312 267 35 10
1322 I look into your eyes but I cannot see a soul. 1.1761 0.02440 335 285 41 9
1323 You got any organic lactose-free? 1.1761 0.02522 318 271 38 9
1324 Are the Egyptians still around? 1.1761 0.02522 318 271 38 9
1325 Day after day in space, grazing in the starlight. It gets monotonous. Know what I mean? 1.1761 0.02600 318 273 34 11
1326 We really are traveling the milky way. 1.1761 0.02483 301 254 41 6
1327 We need milk for our coffee! 1.1760 0.02482 341 292 38 11
1328 Sorry you have to walk in, the tractor beam is broken. 1.1758 0.02487 347 298 37 12
1329 While I wholly appreciate your sense of adventure, I told you already I’m more of a follower than a leader. 1.1758 0.02241 347 291 51 5
1330 Sorry Bessie, Lord Commander is lactose-intolerant 1.1758 0.02350 347 294 45 8
1331 Are you my Father? We have the same eyes! 1.1758 0.02462 330 281 40 9
1332 It's nice of you to offer, but we're all lactose intolerant. 1.1757 0.02596 296 252 36 8
1333 Drink milk and you will be big and strong. 1.1756 0.02392 353 301 42 10
1334 Take me to your milker. 1.1756 0.02540 336 289 35 12
1335 We saw that your friends shaped like us do not eat in the fields with you, but can we? 1.1755 0.02476 319 271 40 8
1336 Well, they told me to look for the bell cow to validate my parking." 1.1755 0.02808 302 263 25 14
1337 Got uranium? 1.1754 0.02633 325 281 31 13
1338 So you're telling me that I landed on the wrong planet? 1.1753 0.02488 308 261 40 7
1339 I'd like to make amends for what I put your herd through. 1.1753 0.02488 308 261 40 7
1340 We're vegans. 1.1753 0.02572 308 263 36 9
1341 They take your milk here too? 1.1753 0.02160 388 327 54 7
1342 Yeah, we also have lactose intolerance 1.1753 0.02668 291 249 33 9
1343 So you're saying we shouldn't come in peace? 1.1752 0.02539 314 268 37 9
1344 I'm afraid it's time for me to mooooo-ve on. 1.1751 0.02390 337 286 43 8
1345 You jumped over the moon? Go ahead, pull the udder one. 1.1751 0.02498 337 289 37 11
1346 Yes, as a matter of fact I AM from the galaxy Moo! 1.1750 0.02388 320 270 44 6
1347 Hello brave leader, who doesn't run like the two-legged creatures. 1.1750 0.02508 320 273 38 9
1348 No, no, we're just here for spring break. Must've taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque! 1.1750 0.02585 320 275 34 11
1349 How far to the next methane station? 1.1749 0.02468 303 256 41 6
1350 Take me to Ben & Jerry’s. 1.1749 0.02597 303 259 35 9
1351 Look at me. Look at me... I'm the farmer now. 1.1747 0.02411 332 282 42 8
1352 I come in peace from utter space. 1.1747 0.02746 292 252 29 11
1353 No longer have to ask “where’s the beef, but got milk?” 1.1746 0.02532 315 269 37 9
1354 They stared at each other for hours, then went back to which they came… 1.1746 0.02456 338 289 39 10
1355 You're early. The online gallon of milk Doordash order is not scheduled til tonight. 1.1743 0.02460 304 257 41 6
1356 Guess I'm one step closer to the Milkyway 1.1743 0.02508 327 280 37 10
1357 OK,I get it, “Mu” is Greek for “M”, but I ask you again, please, TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER 1.1743 0.02618 327 283 31 13
1358 More or less a silo, yes. 1.1739 0.02616 299 256 34 9
1359 We saw you on TikTok and now we have the privilege of meeting you. 1.1739 0.02572 299 255 36 8
1360 Sorry for all the cattle mutilations. It was the teenagers. 1.1738 0.02501 328 281 37 10
1361 I'm not happy about it either. 1.1738 0.02347 328 277 45 6
1362 Come with me,You Living Being! We know you are the keeper of the mysteries of the Milky Way! 1.1738 0.02623 305 262 33 10
1363 You're safe with us. We eat humans for sustenance. 1.1737 0.02435 334 285 40 9
1364 Can you help me? I'm utterly lost after being told to take the bull by the horns. 1.1736 0.02549 311 266 36 9
1365 Take me to your Liederkranz. I'm sure that's what the phrase book said. 1.1736 0.02589 311 267 34 10
1366 You Farted too much Methane BRO 1.1736 0.02724 288 248 30 10
1367 Take me to your udder leader 1.1736 0.02191 386 327 51 8
1368 Sorry to bother, but could point me in the direction of Old Macdonald” 1.1735 0.02477 317 270 39 8
1369 did you ring? 1.1735 0.02436 317 269 41 7
1370 I needed a break from the big city 1.1734 0.02220 369 312 50 7
1371 We'll always have Alpha Centauri. 1.1734 0.02447 323 275 40 8
1372 We would like to take you with us but it’s a lactose free planet! Where can we find almonds? 1.1734 0.02525 323 277 36 10
1373 Got any milk? 1.1732 0.02532 306 261 37 8
1374 You poor thing, you didn't get to be abducted like the rest of your friends. 1.1731 0.02500 312 266 38 8
1375 Are you people interested in a milk deal? 1.1731 0.02500 312 266 38 8
1376 I see your Bags are packed--Let's go! 1.1730 0.02587 318 274 33 11
1377 I'd love a drink, but I'm lactose intolerant. 1.1729 0.02634 295 253 33 9
1378 I get teased for not having udders, too. 1.1728 0.02320 324 273 46 5
1379 I'm looking for bright lights and big city. 1.1728 0.02278 353 299 47 7
1380 I'm sorry, this is a little too "farmcore" for me. I'm looking for something more mid-century modern - and closer to amenities. 1.1726 0.02347 336 285 44 7
1381 I come in peace. But just out of curiosity, is it difficult to purchase enough guns and ammunition to conquer this planet? 1.1726 0.02458 336 288 38 10
1382 Our planet needs MORE COWBELL ! Take me to your feeder ! 1.1725 0.02451 313 266 40 7
1383 Great point- let's clarify 'rare' sightings with HR. 1.1725 0.02366 313 264 44 5
1384 Take you to my liter? Uh.. sure… one, two or four? 1.1723 0.02548 325 280 34 11
1385 Brace yourself! 1.1722 0.02367 331 281 43 7
1386 If you enjoyed your stay, please leave a re...mooooo! 1.1721 0.02302 337 285 46 6
1387 Greetings Earthling Moo, my name is Xygtr. 1.1721 0.02516 308 263 37 8
1388 Wanna team up? 1.1720 0.02387 343 293 41 9
1389 But Elsie! I can see it in your eyes.. 1.1720 0.02444 314 267 40 7
1390 I'm staring at you in udder amazement. 1.1719 0.02415 320 272 41 7
1391 With Mars's gravity just a third of Earth’s, its just a bit more challenging than a Moon jump. 1.1719 0.02455 320 273 39 8
1392 Want to come up we don't eat your kind 1.1718 0.02426 326 278 40 8
1393 Take me to your feeder. You can take me to your leader later. 1.1716 0.02453 303 257 40 6
1394 My spaceship runs on methane... Any chance you could help me get home?" 1.1716 0.02625 303 261 32 10
1395 Not to worry, we are all Vegans on my planet . 1.1715 0.02550 309 265 35 9
1396 Do you ALWAYS wear clothes? 1.1715 0.02272 344 291 47 6
1397 Take me to your leader? Not until after milking time! You just don’t know what it’s like. 1.1714 0.02365 385 333 38 14
1398 You can't cow me; I'm a scary space alien. 1.1713 0.02448 321 274 39 8
1399 Our resources are stretched thin; we can only save one more species from wanton slaughter. It's between you guys and the pigs. 1.1713 0.02565 321 277 33 11
1400 Tie a cowbell on him next time. 1.1713 0.02496 327 281 36 10
1401 Where can I get a bell like that? 1.1713 0.02341 327 277 44 6
1402 Is there any udder leader you can take me to ? 1.1713 0.02420 327 279 40 8
1403 Fly me to the moooon... 1.1713 0.02420 327 279 40 8
1404 I told them more cow bell was best! 1.1713 0.02381 327 278 42 7
1405 I swear! We're just looking for some milk this time. 1.1711 0.02446 304 258 40 6
1406 Where can I get something to drink? 1.1710 0.02501 310 265 37 8
1407 But my ship runs on methane! 1.1709 0.02483 351 304 34 13
1408 And they steal your milk! Death to the humans. 1.1709 0.02383 351 301 40 10
1409 Moo moo, moo moo moo moo moo. 1.1709 0.02430 316 269 40 7
1410 We're only looking for your moola. 1.1709 0.02390 357 307 39 11
1411 Oh come on, it's my turn to wear the bell. 1.1706 0.02592 293 251 34 8
1412 Want to jump over the moon? 1.1705 0.02439 305 259 40 6
1413 Our planet has run out of milk. 1.1705 0.02272 352 299 46 7
1414 Take me to your Vegan. 1.1704 0.02576 311 268 33 10
1415 We want to make a formal apology for the cattle mutilation 1.1704 0.02494 311 266 37 8
1416 I like to keep it fresh. 1.1704 0.02535 311 267 35 9
1417 We're going home today, two years of putting water on my cereal". 1.1703 0.02504 317 272 36 9
1418 Yes, Moo Moo Moo - Moo Moo is fine. But the tones are D, E, C, C, G. 1.1703 0.02696 317 277 26 14
1419 I'll decline your offer for that milk stuff but I must say your coat reminds me of places I've visited recently. 1.1703 0.02624 323 281 29 13
1420 Hi, neighbor. May I borrow a cup of milk? 1.1701 0.02672 294 254 30 10
1421 mi-sil-ta-po-da-da? * * Got milk?" 1.1700 0.02550 300 257 35 8
1422 And how do I get in touch with your Leader, “Moo”? 1.1699 0.02445 312 266 39 7
1423 I know you hate it here but we don't really drink milk... 1.1698 0.02388 324 276 41 7
1424 Take me to your leader! Save me from my leader! 1.1698 0.02388 324 276 41 7
1425 Plain or chocolate? 1.1697 0.02475 330 284 36 10
1426 I've been sent to ask, "Is the grass really greener on the other side of the universe?" 1.1696 0.02549 283 241 36 6
1427 The cow who wondered if she was the only one out of her galaxy 1.1695 0.02620 295 254 32 9
1428 Meeting you has led to utter confusion! 1.1694 0.02498 301 257 37 7
1429 Sorry, earth is closed today. 1.1694 0.02552 307 264 34 9
1430 I was just jumping over the moon; I didn't really need the UBER. But thanks for the ride home. I suppose you need milk. I can help as I'm sure it's udderly important.... 1.1694 0.02380 307 260 42 5
1431 I would expect dinner at least, before you touch my utters! 1.1694 0.02552 307 264 34 9
1432 Normally we'd mutilate you but I just went vegan 1.1694 0.02288 307 258 46 3
1433 We’ve learned everything cows can teach us. 1.1693 0.02438 313 267 39 7
1434 You are killing us with your methane production. 1.1693 0.02283 319 269 46 4
1435 Are you what they call a subatomic particle? 1.1692 0.02420 325 278 39 8
1436 Greetings, Mister Nonads. 1.1692 0.02381 325 277 41 7
1437 Take me to your leche-er. 1.1688 0.02460 308 263 38 7
1438 Oat milk? Really? 1.1687 0.02491 326 281 35 10
1439 We almost landed in deep water 3 times!? The map you're displaying isn't even close!! 1.1687 0.02528 326 282 33 11
1440 How did this happen? Your species got the GOOD dna. 1.1687 0.02534 332 288 32 12
1441 You’re the most intelligent life on Earth. 1.1686 0.02333 344 294 42 8
1442 You say despite what I may have seen on-line, you can't produce THAT much methane? 1.1684 0.02500 291 248 37 6
1443 Don't worry, soon people on Earth will know what it means to be treated like cattle. We know how to "Serve Man." 1.1684 0.02593 291 250 33 8
1444 It's not you, it's me...I'm allergic to dairy. 1.1684 0.02647 297 257 30 10
1445 The moon?... Wow!!! 1.1683 0.02439 303 258 39 6
1446 Okay then. I'll take your recommendation and try Cick-fil-A. 1.1683 0.02495 309 265 36 8
1447 No worries...we're here to serve man. 1.1683 0.02505 315 271 35 9
1448 I swear my—my probing machine never failed before... 1.1682 0.02445 327 281 37 9
1449 Are there any rest stops nearby? 1.1682 0.02367 327 279 41 7
1450 Oh, you speak moo language. 1.1682 0.02407 327 280 39 8
1451 You never realized there was something strange about that crop circle? 1.1682 0.02445 327 281 37 9
1452 I’m guessing by your looks you would prefer whole milk? 1.1682 0.02491 333 288 34 11
1453 Whoa, and then they drink it? And we thought the anal probe was extreme. 1.1682 0.02341 333 284 42 7
1454 my parents sent me to ask you to stop jumping over the moon 1.1682 0.02454 333 287 36 10
1455 Take me to the human who belled you. 1.1682 0.02341 333 284 42 7
1456 I'm here to help you jump over the moon. 1.1681 0.02312 357 306 42 9
1457 We were looking for the Planet Angus. 1.1678 0.02804 298 262 22 14
1458 I’m sorry, I don’t know what ‘milk’ is 1.1677 0.02358 310 263 42 5
1459 So you're not the Milky Way? 1.1677 0.02416 316 270 39 7
1460 You claim your methane is not weaponized, but why the unprecedented production.? 1.1677 0.02374 316 269 41 6
1461 Your mother says "Hi". She's sorry she couldn't come. Are you making friends? 1.1677 0.02438 328 282 37 9
1462 There's no half and half left on my planet either. 1.1676 0.02309 340 290 43 7
1463 Come to Earth, they said. Take over a planet, they said. And all I get is farm to saucer milk? 1.1676 0.02399 352 304 37 11
1464 It's a tough gig, but the benefits are good. 1.1672 0.02418 287 243 40 4
1465 We've come for your cud 1.1672 0.02511 305 262 35 8
1466 I use milk to power my satellite. 1.1672 0.02409 317 271 39 7
1467 Calm down. We don't do cattle mutilation. 1.1672 0.02491 317 273 35 9
1468 Humans are delicious. 1.1672 0.02469 329 284 35 10
1469 Moo Mo Mooo MoooMooomooo 1.1667 0.02379 348 300 38 10
1470 O fellow spotted eye species, we come in solidarity 1.1667 0.02514 312 269 34 9
1471 mzkfggkl>zkzkFFFF? MOO! 1.1667 0.02303 366 315 41 10
1472 Got xb9z? 1.1667 0.02588 306 265 31 10
1473 For the last time, I didn't abduct your husband! 1.1667 0.02473 312 268 36 8
1474 It’s my favorite martian! 1.1667 0.02334 324 276 42 6
1475 “Can you point me to Alpha Centauri? 1.1667 0.02414 324 278 38 8
1476 Ugh, I still seem to be in the milky way 1.1667 0.02402 318 272 39 7
1477 Yes, I am the intelligent life you seek. 1.1667 0.02417 306 261 39 6
1478 My mistake. The ship said you were the main food source here. 1.1662 0.02363 343 295 39 9
1479 I wanna look like you. 1.1662 0.02493 331 287 33 11
1480 I'm out of fuel. Can I borrow your machine ? 1.1662 0.02380 331 284 39 8
1481 Take me with moo to anudder planet 1.1662 0.02418 331 285 37 9
1482 The milk soured. 1.1662 0.02485 325 281 34 10
1483 You poor thing, THEY do that to you twice a day? 1.1661 0.02626 313 273 28 12
1484 No I’m not from the moooon 1.1661 0.02538 307 265 33 9
1485 No, my name isn't Mooh. 1.1661 0.02438 301 257 38 6
1486 Milk is our fuel. 1.1661 0.02528 301 259 34 8
1487 Please take me to Old McDonald EI EI O. 1.1658 0.02192 368 314 47 7
1488 We're here to solve your methane problem... do you understand. 1.1657 0.02384 338 291 38 9
1489 Not sure what else I could’ve expected out of the Milky Way. 1.1657 0.02486 332 288 33 11
1490 Take me to your lederkranz. 1.1656 0.02361 326 279 40 7
1491 I am Mooot! 1.1656 0.02401 326 280 38 8
1492 Got Milky Way? 1.1656 0.02508 320 277 33 10
1493 Thanks to your methane dispersal system, we are ahead of schedule for subduing this godforsaken planet. 1.1656 0.02585 320 279 29 12
1494 I don't like Almond Milk either 1.1656 0.02469 320 276 35 9
1495 Don't be afraid. Everyone on my planet is a vegan. 1.1656 0.02429 320 275 37 8
1496 On Mars, we are hearing quite a bit about all of the methane gas that you are producing. 1.1656 0.02374 314 268 40 6
1497 Take me to your leder...hosen. 1.1656 0.02572 308 267 31 10
1498 I don’t mean to be rude, but is there a different leader you can take me to? 1.1656 0.02358 308 262 41 5
1499 MOO! Take me to your heifer! 1.1652 0.02360 351 303 38 10
1500 For your information, on my planet, I am the authority on all things bovine. 1.1652 0.02449 339 294 34 11
1501 You're saying ALL of the cornfields have mazes? 1.1652 0.02264 339 289 44 6
1502 Earth is an udder disaster. 1.1651 0.02354 327 280 40 7
1503 So what’s that you’re saying? I make a right at the light? 1.1651 0.02433 327 282 36 9
1504 You'll need to help me. My Autolexograph finds no translation for "Moo". 1.1651 0.02231 327 277 46 4
1505 Well, this is a bit of a letdown. No humans, just a bunch of cows. Looks like we'll have to rethink our invasion plans. 1.1651 0.02509 327 284 32 11
1506 So, tell me, what went wrong? 1.1651 0.02409 315 270 38 7
1507 Where can I get cool earth clothes like that? 1.1649 0.02436 291 248 38 5
1508 The space suit photo nailed it. You're the new Miss Milky Way. 1.1648 0.02388 352 305 36 11
1509 Take me to your bull" 1.1646 0.02426 328 283 36 9
1510 I have two black eyes, so I win" Jan Paul Kruimel, Warmond, The Netherland 1.1646 0.02348 328 281 40 7
1511 What do you do with all of those? 1.1646 0.02225 328 278 46 4
1512 I don't know what to do now. You won't fit. 1.1646 0.02426 328 283 36 9
1513 Cow did I get here? 1.1646 0.02205 322 272 47 3
1514 Relax. Our probes only fit humans. 1.1646 0.02570 322 281 29 12
1515 Is there any chance we can get you to produce a little less methane ? 1.1645 0.02344 310 264 41 5
1516 We tired of the Moon's green cheese. Can we talk supply chain? 1.1645 0.02461 304 261 36 7
1517 Encountered earth being. Not very smart. 1.1644 0.02399 298 254 39 5
1518 You mean to tell me I’ve come all this way to find out you don’t do oat milk 1.1644 0.02615 292 253 30 9
1519 Are you aware your gasseous emissions have a strong pejorative effect on the atmosphere and other sentient creatures? 1.1643 0.02242 353 302 44 7
1520 I *am* their leader. 1.1643 0.02640 280 242 30 8
1521 Is your milk fat free ? 1.1643 0.02229 347 296 45 6
1522 Did you just say this is the moon? 1.1641 0.02341 329 282 40 7
1523 Hi, my name is George Santos, and if I can’t sell ice to an Eskimo, I sure can sell bullshit to a cow. 1.1641 0.02419 329 284 36 9
1524 I am an udder failure 1.1641 0.02525 323 281 31 11
1525 No one is vegan where I come from. 1.1641 0.02486 323 280 33 10
1526 Grandma? Mom told me I had your eyes! 1.1640 0.02395 317 272 38 7
1527 Do you know where I can get a Humanburger? 1.1640 0.02508 311 269 33 9
1528 We come in peace. Our planet has depleted its supply of cheeseburgers, and we believe you and your kind have the solution. Do you have time to chat? We have an excellent conference room on our ship. Did I say that we come in peace? 1.1640 0.02589 311 271 29 11
1529 Moo? I travel 68 light years, and let me tell you it wasn't easy, and all you can say is Moo? 1.1639 0.02664 305 267 26 12
1530 We would welcome you and your methane to our planet. 1.1639 0.02364 305 260 40 5
1531 I can tell you're good with sales! I have an opportunity you can't pass up! 1.1639 0.02349 360 312 37 11
1532 C’mon…Don't just stand there… 1.1638 0.02375 354 307 36 11
1533 Mars needs Cheddar. Your coming with us. 1.1637 0.02358 342 295 38 9
1534 So they want to eat you now,too? 1.1636 0.02320 324 277 41 6
1535 Take us to YOUR leader. 1.1635 0.02588 318 278 28 12
1536 What language do you speak? 1.1635 0.02549 318 277 30 11
1537 It's just that I travelled an awfully long way and was really hoping for oat milk instead. 1.1635 0.02459 312 269 35 8
1538 Know where I can pick up a couple burgers nearby? 1.1635 0.02417 312 268 37 7
1539 Want to come see the Milky Way? 1.1634 0.02311 306 260 42 4
1540 I’m here for the cheese 1.1634 0.02489 306 264 34 8
1541 Can we borrow some methane? Peter McChesney, Richmond VA 1.1634 0.02574 306 266 30 10
1542 Can we borrow some milk?” 1.1633 0.02254 349 299 43 7
1543 Moo as in please move your vehicle? 1.1632 0.02340 337 290 39 8
1544 I guess I'm gonna have to milk this 1.1632 0.02203 380 327 44 9
1545 I'm sorry but this is a spacesheep. 1.1631 0.02433 325 281 35 9
1546 Take me to your leader. Submitted by Bill Heuberger Montclair, NJ 1.1630 0.02422 319 275 36 8
1547 Have you ever heard of Blue Oyster Cult? 1.1629 0.02366 313 268 39 6
1548 Stand by for udder destruction. 1.1629 0.02452 313 270 35 8
1549 But you're all vegan, right? 1.1629 0.02323 313 267 41 5
1550 Bro, how did you slide your face that high up your neck ? 1.1629 0.02452 313 270 35 8
1551 Take me to your liter or gallon. 1.1627 0.02178 338 287 47 4
1552 Do you hav a bathroom I could use? 1.1625 0.02495 320 278 32 10
1553 I will not be cowed. 1.1625 0.02495 320 278 32 10
1554 Take me to the leader of the Milky Way. 1.1624 0.02316 314 268 41 5
1555 What do you mean "they drink your breastmilk"? 1.1623 0.02265 345 296 42 7
1556 No I'm from the udder crowd! 1.1623 0.02265 345 296 42 7
1557 I'm sorry. Despite its name, its not safe for cows in the Milky Way 1.1623 0.02549 302 262 31 9
1558 Do you happen to be related to some gods on the other side of your planet? 1.1622 0.02170 370 317 46 7
1559 I'm seeking to collaborate. What I have in mind is a flying saucer of milk. 1.1621 0.02259 364 314 41 9
1560 ‘Did you say you’re from the mooooooon?’ 1.1621 0.02217 327 278 45 4
1561 I'm here to apologize for the eviscerations and provide monetary compensation. 1.1621 0.02259 327 279 43 5
1562 I know what it’s like to be naked and isolated from my family. Can you lend me your bell? 1.1621 0.02341 327 281 39 7
1563 My apologies, I was aiming for the desert island! 1.1620 0.02326 321 275 40 6
1564 I know you’re feeling alienated, but I just want to show you where Beyond Meat comes from. 1.1616 0.02484 297 256 34 7
1565 I'm here to serve you. 1.1616 0.02377 359 313 34 12
1566 Leave blank, no caption necessary. 1.1615 0.02420 291 249 37 5
1567 People here eat chicken. 1.1615 0.02361 322 277 38 7
1568 Time to come clean. I'm not the leader of my planet, Mr. President. 1.1615 0.02441 322 279 34 9
1569 -MOOOO -No, please sir, anything but that! 1.1614 0.02258 316 269 43 4
1570 They treat us like slaves. (Do all captions need to be funny?) 1.1614 0.02362 347 301 36 10
1571 Can you tell me how to get to the Milky Way? 1.1614 0.02290 347 299 40 8
1572 Sorry, do you accept tips here? 1.1614 0.02290 347 299 40 8
1573 Are you in charge of the Milky Way? 1.1613 0.02373 310 266 38 6
1574 We are looking for the planet Lactose. 1.1613 0.02459 310 268 34 8
1575 They were both in udder awe. 1.1613 0.02352 341 295 37 9
1576 I can't believe you actually jumped over the moon! 1.1612 0.02341 335 289 38 8
1577 I'm sorry, our planet is a methane free zone. 1.1612 0.02416 335 291 34 10
1578 Can we cut out the middle man? My scanner says I'm not lactose intolerant." 1.1612 0.02309 304 259 41 4
1579 Wow! Not what I expected 1.1611 0.02566 298 259 30 9
1580 I don’t care what your earthlings do. There’s no way I’m going to wear anything made from your skin! 1.1608 0.02453 342 299 31 12
1581 Bessie, are you my mom? 1.1608 0.02309 342 295 39 8
1582 Evidently Farmer Brown wasn't the leader they'd had in mind. 1.1608 0.02322 311 266 40 5
1583 Mu?" "Moo. 1.1607 0.02296 336 289 40 7
1584 I'm in dudes disbelief. 1.1607 0.02409 336 292 34 10
1585 Do you have any verbal skills? 1.1605 0.02264 324 277 42 5
1586 Don’t worry, we’re lactose intolerant 1.1605 0.02466 324 282 32 10
1587 Is this the moo-n? 1.1605 0.02349 349 303 36 10
1588 Yeah, you gotta come with me. There's no prime rib on X49732. 1.1604 0.02289 318 272 41 5
1589 I’m sorry, but the saucer has a strict weight limit 1.1604 0.02374 318 274 37 7
1590 Your planet's space telescope is peeping at us 1.1603 0.02149 343 292 47 4
1591 If you'll just take me back to your planet, I promise to give you all the cream you could want. 1.1603 0.02333 368 321 35 12
1592 I now understand why some Homo sapiens are lactose intolerant. 1.1603 0.02445 312 270 34 8
1593 Does a cow have Buddha nature? 1.1602 0.02250 337 289 42 6
1594 Are you the pharmacist? 1.1602 0.02328 337 291 38 8
1595 Take me to your gallon. 1.1602 0.02088 337 285 50 2
1596 We come as friends but we are all lactose intolerant. 1.1600 0.02506 300 260 32 8
1597 Pull the udder one! 1.1599 0.02367 319 275 37 7
1598 Zagnar was impressed by this superior being with its four stomachs. 1.1599 0.02325 319 274 39 6
1599 Oh-no, all that butt stuff is just a nasty stereotype. 1.1599 0.02449 319 277 33 9
1600 It was owned by a little old lady who took it on short trips over the moon. 1.1598 0.02359 338 293 36 9
1601 Are you a Washington DC lawyer? 1.1597 0.02352 313 269 38 6
1602 Where's the Rest Room? 1.1596 0.02386 332 288 35 9
1603 Sure, I can take you to the Moo-n 1.1595 0.02413 326 283 34 9
1604 Yes,we CAN see your cow farts from our planet. 1.1594 0.02442 320 278 33 9
1605 Weird,I requested a vegan probing. 1.1593 0.02352 339 294 36 9
1606 Did you say moon? Actually, I’m from Mars. 1.1592 0.02379 333 289 35 9
1607 Peace, Earthling. Our phasers are set to tartare.” 1.1591 0.02327 308 264 39 5
1608 Hi, of course, I am lactose intolerant. 1.1591 0.02416 308 266 35 7
1609 You are the only species that doesn't object to all that probing! 1.1590 0.02286 327 281 40 6
1610 ?? Eat Mor Chikin! ?? 1.1589 0.02395 321 278 35 8
1611 We come from the planet Vegania. 1.1588 0.02232 340 292 42 6
1612 Do you have any low fat milk today? 1.1587 0.02295 334 288 39 7
1613 What part of “take me to your leader” did you not understand? 1.1585 0.02321 328 283 38 7
1614 You'll be o.k. as long as you don't have any udders. 1.1585 0.02280 328 282 40 6
1615 You too? 1.1585 0.02321 328 283 38 7
1616 Do not be afraid. I come in peace from planet Lactose Tolerant. 1.1585 0.02400 328 285 34 9
1617 After all, humans are weird. 1.1584 0.02187 341 292 44 5
1618 This time we're here for the milk thief. 1.1582 0.02374 316 273 36 7
1619 I know. All I can do is look longingly at that silo over there and think wishful thoughts. 1.1581 0.02500 291 252 32 7
1620 Are food prices cheaper here? 1.1580 0.02272 348 301 39 8
1621 It dawned on Zemulorp that while he may have abducted her, she abducted his heart. 1.1577 0.02450 317 276 32 9
1622 Please, could you help me repair my clothes washer? 1.1577 0.02595 298 261 27 10
1623 We ram out of gas and are hoping to find some methane here. 1.1577 0.02367 298 256 37 5
1624 We can't be friends anymore. Turns out we're lactose intolerant. 1.1576 0.02115 349 298 47 4
1625 Crazy Farmer Fred is gonna freak out when he see's you again, it's been years! 1.1576 0.02184 330 282 44 4
1626 What spices? 1.1576 0.02437 311 270 33 8
1627 What do you think about cows gas emission? 1.1576 0.02395 311 269 35 7
1628 Let's go to the "mooooooooooon". 1.1574 0.02163 324 276 45 3
1629 I come in peace & I’m hungry. Can you tell me where the nearest Dairy Queen is? 1.1574 0.02378 305 263 36 6
1630 So where is this daughter of yours we keep hearing about? 1.1572 0.02483 318 278 30 10
1631 One possible translation, 'Take me to your bell cow.' 1.1572 0.02498 299 260 31 8
1632 Where can we find non-dairy substitutes? 1.1571 0.02186 350 301 43 6
1633 We were expecting maybe a herd. 1.1571 0.02340 331 287 36 8
1634 You wouldn't happen to have a spare tractor beam, would you? 1.1569 0.02587 306 269 26 11
1635 Don’t try to cow me with that stare! 1.1568 0.02231 338 291 41 6
1636 How did you get them to make you steroid free ? 1.1568 0.02270 338 292 39 7
1637 So uhh...y'all vegetarian up there? 1.1568 0.02231 338 291 41 6
1638 I am thirsty. Take me to your liter ... of milk. 1.1567 0.02445 300 260 33 7
1639 I'm just following orders. 1.1566 0.02254 332 286 40 6
1640 Wow, I love your spots! 1.1565 0.02423 313 272 33 8
1641 I came here to warm-up. 1.1565 0.02337 313 270 37 6
1642 Don't worry, I went vegan right after the Planck epoch. 1.1564 0.02320 326 282 37 7
1643 We heard your necklace from a distant dimension . . . 1.1564 0.02409 307 266 34 7
1644 I'd heard a cowbell? Can you validate? 1.1564 0.02452 307 267 32 8
1645 This Mad Cow Disease is a lot worse than I thought 1.1562 0.02346 320 277 36 7
1646 Sorry man, I guess I'm too late. 1.1559 0.02370 340 297 33 10
1647 Et tu, Brute!? 1.1558 0.02488 308 269 30 9
1648 They took all my milk when they saw you coming. 1.1558 0.02357 308 266 36 6
1649 You should eat mor chickin 1.1558 0.02461 321 281 30 10
1650 We’re getting complaints about an alien fitting your description, creeping out the moons over on Jupiter. You know anything about this…? 1.1557 0.02451 289 250 33 6
1651 My hungry people submit to your will 1.1556 0.02475 302 263 31 8
1652 Please shake your head again. 1.1556 0.02430 302 262 33 7
1653 I'm here for the shoot of 'Cowboys and Aliens 2'. 1.1555 0.02224 328 282 41 5
1654 You wouldn’t be the first. 1.1555 0.02347 328 285 35 8
1655 Eggs prices are up, margarine prices are up, why isn't milk up? Do your part already! 1.1555 0.02347 328 285 35 8
1656 Just like I imagined. 1.1555 0.02266 328 283 39 6
1657 I said, "take me to your LEADER," not your "LITER!" 1.1554 0.02251 341 295 39 7
1658 So you're not really the leader. You're just the bellwether. 1.1554 0.02271 354 308 37 9
1659 Moshe Dayan returns 1.1553 0.02454 322 282 30 10
1660 No, I don't know where your offspring have gone. How has your species survived? 1.1552 0.02353 335 292 34 9
1661 Can I borrow a pint of milk? 1.1551 0.02228 316 271 41 4
1662 I said, Moo who; not Boo hoo. 1.1551 0.02316 316 273 37 6
1663 Cattle mutilation? The things those humans blame on us... 1.1549 0.02082 355 304 47 4
1664 It’s my belief that a close encounter with this third kine is not only alien to existential logic, but also udderly improbable”. 1.1548 0.02387 310 269 34 7
1665 Me Moo. You no can be Moo, too. 1.1548 0.02524 323 285 26 12
1666 Greetings. I don't mean to be impertinent, but we received a transmission that you're what's for dinner. 1.1548 0.02269 336 291 38 7
1667 Take me to your...did you just moo? 1.1547 0.02360 349 306 32 11
1668 But you look like a leader! 1.1546 0.02436 317 277 31 9
1669 You can have Alpha Centauri! We just want the recipe for that fantastic white stuff you make. 1.1545 0.02333 330 287 35 8
1670 I thought this was a vegan planet. 1.1544 0.02539 272 236 30 6
1671 The official commemorative portrait of the first Moopiter landing. 1.1543 0.02278 324 280 38 6
1672 When I was on my back deck last week in Persius Crater, didn’t I see you jumping over? 1.1543 0.02173 350 302 42 6
1673 Take me to your feeder. Please! 1.1541 0.02475 292 254 31 7
1674 Oh! That’s disgusting! We had no idea how awful a disguise choice this would be for you, Zrlpyx! 1.1541 0.02327 331 288 35 8
1675 I’d love to take you to my planet, but we’re all lacto-vegetarians. 1.1538 0.02329 312 270 36 6
1676 Got xbirzon? 1.1538 0.02372 312 271 34 7
1677 Abduct more chickens! 1.1538 0.02540 312 275 26 11
1678 I'm sure Farmer Jones is the best human specimen on the planet, but we just can't wait any longer. 1.1538 0.02186 325 279 42 4
1679 Mars needs milk.. got any? 1.1536 0.02189 345 298 41 6
1680 So as you can see most of us are vegans, however we do enjoy a fun crop circle every once in a while. 1.1536 0.02263 306 263 39 4
1681 Take me to your chicken coop. 1.1536 0.02355 306 265 35 6
1682 Can't you say anything other than moo? I need directions to find my cousin at Mar a Lago!! 1.1536 0.02321 293 252 37 4
1683 But we're all lactose intolerant in space. 1.1534 0.02492 313 275 28 10
1684 You know you don't need to give them milk right? Why do you let them do that? 1.1533 0.02383 300 260 34 6
1685 You are needed on our planet. 1.1531 0.02481 307 269 29 9
1686 Are there 100 more like you? 1.1531 0.02642 294 260 23 11
1687 I'm hoping for some Ben and Jerry's ice cream, please. 1.1529 0.02244 340 295 38 7
1688 I don’t leave the farm much, so this is an utterly alien situation for me. 1.1529 0.02315 314 272 36 6
1689 Your leader in named Moo? 1.1529 0.02315 314 272 36 6
1690 You belong in the Milky Way. 1.1528 0.02422 301 262 32 7
1691 I, macho man from my planet, come in search of calcium. 1.1527 0.02138 347 299 43 5
1692 Take me to George Soros." Please 1.1526 0.02341 308 267 35 6
1693 um my bad 1.1522 0.02318 322 280 35 7
1694 Mmoooooo...Ack! Ack! 1.1518 0.02175 336 290 41 5
1695 Oh no, you too? 1.1517 0.02350 356 314 30 12
1696 Are you the leader? 1.1515 0.02341 297 257 35 5
1697 Greetings Moo, we come in peace. 1.1515 0.02112 330 283 44 3
1698 Take me to your udder... 1.1515 0.02359 330 289 32 9
1699 Did the cat and the fiddle help in attaining escape velocity? 1.1515 0.02197 330 285 40 5
1700 Where can I get a good burger and beer around here? 1.1514 0.02160 350 303 41 6
1701 Please take me with you. There is a growing intolerance here towards my sweetness 1.1514 0.02160 350 303 41 6
1702 You should think twice before transporting my species to your planet. We are apparently one of the chief causes of global warming. 1.1514 0.02380 317 277 32 8
1703 Moov on nothing left here 1.1514 0.02250 317 274 38 5
1704 Please, we're starting to smell them by us. 1.1513 0.02354 304 264 34 6
1705 Are you really sure you don't want to leave? 1.1513 0.02307 304 263 36 5
1706 I am here for the milk. 1.1513 0.02354 304 264 34 6
1707 Wait! I travel five million miles and all you want to do is talk about chewing your cud, whatever the hell that is. 1.1513 0.02444 304 266 30 8
1708 Sorry dude, I left my keys in your ass. 1.1513 0.02206 357 311 38 8
1709 I'm sorry, but you're just not 'probe' material. 1.1512 0.02220 344 299 38 7
1710 You've abducted my heart but our love is forbidden. 1.1512 0.02295 344 301 34 9
1711 I know we've known each other for three years know. But Larry says there are other species to dissect and other planets to subdue. 1.1511 0.02364 311 271 33 7
1712 This is not going to be nice for me either. 1.1511 0.02364 311 271 33 7
1713 They’re making ‘milk’ out of nuts here! Come HOME where you’re appreciated! 1.1510 0.02382 298 259 33 6
1714 Take me to your ... oh, never mind 1.1509 0.02495 318 281 26 11
1715 It's your turn to fly over the moon! 1.1509 0.02282 338 295 35 8
1716 We were going to Mars but got udder-ly lost. 1.1508 0.02437 305 267 30 8
1717 What happened to you....they must not have cows where you come from. 1.1508 0.02347 305 265 34 6
1718 I can get ya a whole herd of methane if it'll work in that thing you're drivin'! 1.1508 0.02298 325 283 35 7
1719 At last, the origin of the Milky Way! 1.1506 0.02346 332 291 32 9
1720 Look, we would milk you too, but we would do it in space. 1.1506 0.02148 352 305 41 6
1721 The steps can be a little tricky. 1.1505 0.02374 299 260 33 6
1722 Join us. Hopefully, you can bring that bull friend too. 1.1505 0.02374 299 260 33 6
1723 Dad said the black around my eye came from U8y2jh, he's from another Galaxy I don't think your Mom would know him. 1.1505 0.02324 319 278 34 7
1724 So you’re saying they steal your children, pen you in, and force you to give them milk every day? Who ARE these people? 1.1503 0.02332 326 285 33 8
1725 Keep that New Year's resolution going - we'll be back. 1.1502 0.02350 313 273 33 7
1726 Another successful MOO landing” Callum J. Rolfe, London U 1.1500 0.02319 300 260 35 5
1727 What's up jerk? 1.1497 0.02317 354 312 31 11
1728 Wow. With all those eyes, you must have amazing vision. 1.1497 0.02386 314 275 31 8
1729 Is there someplace I can get almond milk around here? 1.1494 0.02319 328 287 33 8
1730 Watch your teets. 1.1494 0.02458 308 271 28 9
1731 But Daisy... You're my favorite abduction! You don't care if we probe you... 1.1493 0.02248 335 292 36 7
1732 So you don't speak English? Cus this "moo" shit is getting old. 1.1493 0.02248 335 292 36 7
1733 Come away with us, we can give your life purpose. 1.1492 0.02336 315 275 33 7
1734 No offense to you, but if you're an example of humankind, you're kind of a disappointment... 1.1491 0.02303 322 281 34 7
1735 We come in peace to save Earth by solving your planet's methane flatulence problems. 1.1490 0.02305 302 262 35 5
1736 Take me to you top moo'er. 1.1489 0.02318 309 269 34 6
1737 Take me to your clothing store. 1.1487 0.02212 343 299 37 7
1738 Do you speak martian? 1.1486 0.02428 296 259 30 7
1739 Do you do any else than moo? 1.1485 0.02298 303 263 35 5
1740 So that's what I'll be like when I grow up. 1.1485 0.02266 330 288 35 7
1741 My frail body needs milk! 1.1485 0.02384 330 291 29 10
1742 I have your skin for clothes?? 1.1485 0.02306 330 289 33 8
1743 What planet is this?" Moooo "What a dumb species!" "Doesn't even know the moon's not a planet! 1.1484 0.02356 310 271 32 7
1744 I forget if she said oat milk, or goat milk. 1.1480 0.02115 358 311 41 6
1745 Maybe this one will understand my language... 1.1480 0.02194 304 262 39 3
1746 I appreciate the offer, but I’m cud-intolerant. 1.1475 0.02331 305 266 33 6
1747 Let's make a deal. We will protect all cattle in exchange for free milk for a year. 1.1475 0.02421 305 268 29 8
1748 It's not the 90s. We exsanguinate only with affirmative consent these days." 1.1474 0.02470 312 276 26 10
1749 I'm so glad to see life on this planet that is useful. 1.1473 0.02309 319 279 33 7
1750 You know, the work I do is not all that different from yours. 1.1472 0.02541 299 265 24 10
1751 Sorry, this is the Unified Farming Organization. 1.1467 0.02319 334 294 31 9
1752 You'll need more cowbell to fly my ship. 1.1467 0.02240 334 292 35 7
1753 Take me to Noel Coward ! 1.1467 0.02253 300 260 36 4
1754 Yeah, that's story. All the stores were out. 'Go to that blue planet!' they all said. Anyway, it's been an insanely long trip. So, really, can you help me out?' 1.1467 0.02443 300 264 28 8
1755 your - spots. sooo... hypnotizing! 1.1466 0.02270 307 267 35 5
1756 We come in peace from the Milky Way. 1.1466 0.02183 348 304 37 7
1757 Are they friendly here? 1.1464 0.02164 321 278 39 4
1758 I don't mean to be rude, sir, but is this what you looked like when you started out? Can we look at the refund policy on that home swap? 1.1463 0.02384 328 290 28 10
1759 What do you dink where you came from? 1.1461 0.02399 308 271 29 8
1760 TAKE ME TO YOUR DEALER. Get it? You transpose the "l" and the "d" and it's like I came from outer space to buy drugs. Well,I thought it was funny. You know what? Fuck you. 1.1460 0.02448 315 279 26 10
1761 I understand you're the leader. 1.1460 0.02321 315 276 32 7
1762 I think we’re related. 1.1460 0.02159 363 318 37 8
1763 I could really use a cheeseburger. 1.1457 0.02428 302 266 28 8
1764 Be careful! They will want to milk you too! 1.1456 0.02392 309 272 29 8
1765 Moo? Do you mean Chairman Moo? 1.1456 0.02314 316 277 32 7
1766 Because the Symbol of Berengaria wants a companion. 1.1456 0.02133 316 273 40 3
1767 Where on Earth would I find chicken eggs? 1.1456 0.02270 316 276 34 6
1768 Aurochs? Never heard of him. 1.1455 0.02282 323 283 33 7
1769 No! you can't come. We're all lactose intolerant! 1.1455 0.02251 330 289 34 7
1770 [No caption] 1.1454 0.02412 337 300 25 12
1771 You have just got to cut down on all this methane 1.1453 0.02297 289 251 34 4
1772 Just a heads-up. Now would be a great time to jump over the moon. 1.1453 0.02448 289 254 28 7
1773 Take me to 'Who Dat'. 1.1452 0.02509 303 269 24 10
1774 Where’s the chicken? 1.1452 0.02281 303 264 34 5
1775 So you're saying no chickens so no omelet. 1.1452 0.02465 303 268 26 9
1776 Be that way then… 1.1451 0.02233 324 283 35 6
1777 What's up, earthling? ? What's with the spots? ? 1.1451 0.02233 324 283 35 6
1778 You need to eat something! 1.1450 0.02051 338 292 43 3
1779 Our species cannot go UP stairs. 1.1450 0.02293 338 298 31 9
1780 I aborted our son 1.1446 0.02279 332 292 32 8
1781 My GPS must be broken. I am looking for a textile store, not Texas. 1.1446 0.02318 332 293 30 9
1782 So that's were that annoying bell ringing is coming from! 1.1446 0.02357 332 294 28 10
1783 Please be more specific: I have been looking everywhere for your leader, Moo - with no success. 1.1446 0.02156 332 289 38 5
1784 I come from the great beyond meat 1.1443 0.02383 291 255 30 6
1785 What do you mean people thought Get Out was better? 1.1443 0.02267 305 266 34 5
1786 Once we have invaded this planet, I promise we will never have your kind with tartare sauce. 1.1443 0.02360 305 268 30 7
1787 Any idea where I can find a nice juicy steak? 1.1442 0.02220 326 285 35 6
1788 MU ? The lying Federation told us it did not exist in nature. 1.1441 0.02389 333 296 26 11
1789 Where were you when I needed you? 1.1441 0.02312 333 294 30 9
1790 Have you seen my muumuu? 1.1441 0.02163 340 297 37 6
1791 Could you take me to your leader, please? 1.1438 0.02222 292 253 36 3
1792 Is that really you Mommy? 1.1438 0.02229 313 273 35 5
1793 My tractor beam is malfunctioning. Would you please come along quietly? 1.1438 0.02287 320 281 32 7
1794 Hello, Ms. Cow! How did you get here? 1.1437 0.02256 327 287 33 7
1795 Gosh, I'm always so awkward at these things... Ahem... So, uh... How would you describe your perfect first alien probe? 1.1433 0.02285 300 262 33 5
1796 No. I don't work for free. 1.1433 0.02285 300 262 33 5
1797 That would be you? 1.1433 0.02193 321 280 36 5
1798 Wanna be friends? I”m basically just a cowherd. 1.1433 0.02148 321 279 38 4
1799 Stay back I’m lactose intolerant. 1.1429 0.02278 301 263 33 5
1800 How did you get here? 1.1429 0.02357 322 285 28 9
1801 They do what? We thought probing was bad... 1.1429 0.02392 315 279 27 9
1802 I’m a little lactose intolerant. You can only come if your milk is fat free. 1.1429 0.02274 322 283 32 7
1803 Are we in time for Linsanity? 1.1429 0.02187 322 281 36 5
1804 Moo. That's all I can tell you. 1.1429 0.02253 336 296 32 8
1805 Hello Earthling. I come in peace but as you can see I'm starving after my long journey. Can you recommend where I might obtain a nice juicy ribeye? 1.1429 0.02339 308 271 30 7
1806 Help me with this; it's my first time. By the way, nice spots. 1.1429 0.02383 308 272 28 8
1807 We ran out of milk on Mars. 1.1421 0.01948 401 350 45 6
1808 What's a vegetarian? 1.1421 0.02059 366 320 40 6
1809 We are peaceful colonizers. If you can convince me that your species is sentient and can understand me, we will not invade your planet and strip its resources. 1.1420 0.02256 352 312 30 10
1810 Can you lead me to the butchers? 1.1420 0.02249 345 305 31 9
1811 Nothing to worry about, we're lactose intolerant in our galaxy. 1.1420 0.02038 324 280 42 2
1812 haven't you seen a cow before? 1.1420 0.02218 324 284 34 6
1813 You’re close, but it’s pronounced MooNEE! 1.1420 0.02062 317 274 41 2
1814 We've determined that we'll likely get a lot more sense out of you than if we asked the average American human. 1.1419 0.02324 310 273 30 7
1815 No, I’m Vegan — like in the star system, Vega. Ooh, this is awkward. 1.1419 0.02233 310 271 34 5
1816 Any suggestion for the lactose intolerant ? 1.1419 0.02215 303 264 35 4
1817 Would you really like to be the only Jersey cow on Mars? 1.1416 0.02155 339 297 36 6
1818 Could you please direct me to the nearest cosmic ether refueling station? 1.1414 0.02397 304 269 27 8
1819 Can you spare some white liquid for the trip back? 1.1414 0.02351 304 268 29 7
1820 No. You were supposed to turn left at the school house. Before you go, could you please get this bell off my neck? 1.1411 0.02162 326 285 36 5
1821 Mooove, son! You need to abduct Stallone or Arnold immediately! 1.1410 0.02265 312 274 32 6
1822 Do you know the way to Alpha Centauri? I'm a bit lost. 1.1410 0.02250 305 267 33 5
1823 ..and their leader brought you here? I might have some bad moos.. 1.1410 0.02250 305 267 33 5
1824 Yes, medical science, but also Mars Burgers, to be honest. 1.1408 0.02298 341 303 28 10
1825 You seem to have superior diversity on this planet--black and white bodies...wow. 1.1408 0.02222 341 301 32 8
1826 I cannot talk to you beast, I have no tolerance for beings that lack toes 1.1407 0.02199 327 287 34 6
1827 Why, no. The tractor beam is not organic. 1.1406 0.02303 313 276 30 7
1828 Are you here to convince me racism isn't universal? 1.1406 0.02303 313 276 30 7
1829 Moo moo moo moo MooMoo 1.1404 0.02225 349 309 31 9
1830 Are you coming with me to the moo n? 1.1404 0.02137 342 300 36 6
1831 Things sure have changed since we were last here 1.1402 0.02149 328 287 36 5
1832 You would have to Go to Europe if you want to be taken to their Liter 1.1402 0.02079 378 333 37 8
1833 You look like you could use a nice, big glass of milk! 1.1402 0.02132 321 280 37 4
1834 Drat. I told the time machine "2023." This must be 1953. I was expecting to see a bunch of you tethered in stalls and the farmer in the homeless mission. 1.1401 0.02297 314 277 30 7
1835 Are you from the mooooooon? 1.1397 0.02007 315 272 42 1
1836 Unfortunately my diet does not include meat or dairy. 1.1395 0.02165 344 303 34 7
1837 (this is for the cartoon with the pirate at the coffee shop) Sorry. We don't serve aaargh-fogatos anymore. (sorry I was late!) 1.1394 0.02575 287 257 20 10
1838 Can your leader say sometime other than 'moo'? 1.1393 0.02252 323 285 31 7
1839 Ovaltine, What's yours? 1.1393 0.02074 323 281 39 3
1840 It’s for your farts. It’s always been about the cow farts. 1.1392 0.02193 316 277 34 5
1841 Are you the life form we should sue for our fender-bender with space junk? 1.1392 0.02404 309 275 25 9
1842 We don’t eat beings like you on my planet, that’s why you can see my ribs. 1.1391 0.02253 302 265 32 5
1843 Is interbreeding possible? We think so - the milky way. 1.1386 0.02478 303 271 22 10
1844 Meep. Sorry I can't take back with me. We are still wrestling with Mad Cow Disease. 1.1385 0.02281 325 288 29 8
1845 Take me with you. 1.1385 0.02322 325 289 27 9
1846 Ooh, this is your leader. Makes sense..... 1.1384 0.02259 289 253 32 4
1847 Let me guess what your name is 1.1383 0.02346 311 276 27 8
1848 i heard about you, you must be the president 1.1380 0.02274 326 289 29 8
1849 Go right back to where you came from or you’ll ruin it for all of us! 1.1379 0.02174 319 280 34 5
1850 I need a drink. 1.1374 0.02196 313 275 33 5
1851 Moo, does not compute. 1.1373 0.02320 306 271 28 7
1852 Take us to Enrico Fermi. 1.1371 0.02115 321 281 36 4
1853 I come from Planet Famished in peace. Got milk? 1.1371 0.02206 321 283 32 6
1854 So, What Else is ... Moooooo? 1.1368 0.02213 329 291 31 7
1855 Yes, I am a liter. 1.1368 0.02171 329 290 33 6
1856 No space alien has ever mutilated a cow, and we love milk! 1.1368 0.02254 329 292 29 8
1857 Take me to your udder." -Andy Mathieson, Los Angele 1.1367 0.02347 300 266 27 7
1858 Bring me to your head of state. 1.1366 0.02243 322 285 30 7
1859 Old McDonald said the song was getting stale. 1.1365 0.02274 315 279 29 7
1860 Don't know if you have a mom or a pediatrician to ask...but honestly,milk would help. 1.1364 0.02150 286 249 35 2
1861 Lantzman! 1.1360 0.02224 353 315 28 10
1862 Oh, fuck! 1.1360 0.02242 331 294 29 8
1863 It's a deal. We'll eat everyone except vegans. By Grabthar's Hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged! 1.1359 0.02205 309 272 32 5
1864 Take me to your leader, I’ll see your utter laterpp 1.1358 0.02097 324 284 36 4
1865 ...and now that you mention it, the whole crop circle shenanigans was 40 years too soon to be fully exploited on social media 1.1358 0.02284 302 267 29 6
1866 No, I'm not from the Moon - from Saturn. 1.1356 0.02347 317 283 25 9
1867 Don't be alarmed, I used to live here before your kind rescued the livestock. So, how goes the human harvesting? 1.1356 0.02260 317 281 29 7
1868 Now…. That’s fresh!!!!! 1.1356 0.01990 354 310 40 4
1869 It's, "Frank". "Moo", is my brother. 1.1355 0.02337 310 276 26 8
1870 It's a long trip from the Milky Way and I'm lactose intolerant. 1.1354 0.02054 347 305 37 5
1871 Methane?? They hate me because I’m not from here! 1.1350 0.02192 311 274 32 5
1872 I'm not deficient. The reason I only have two black dots is that I come from a planet where only two are needed. We don't have to be able to see. 1.1346 0.02622 260 233 19 8
1873 Do you happen to know where I could find something to drink? 1.1343 0.02004 335 293 39 3
1874 Pardon me, can you give me directions to Chernobyl? 1.1342 0.02271 313 278 28 7
1875 We seem to be spotify kin, ring the bell! 1.1342 0.02179 313 276 32 5
1876 No, no. Alpha Centauri. A-L-P- .... 1.1342 0.02179 313 276 32 5
1877 Why, yes. Our civilization only consumes plants. How did you know?" 1.1341 0.02142 343 304 32 7
1878 Why did you go all that way for a carton of milk? Such a rebel. 1.1340 0.02189 321 284 31 6
1879 I think you have the wrong zipcode. Try 20500. 1.1338 0.02311 284 251 28 5
1880 Excuse me, how much to buy your "moooon"? 1.1338 0.02256 284 250 30 4
1881 Los Angeles is the utter direction 1.1338 0.02172 314 277 32 5
1882 Bad news...We are obsessed with cheese now. 1.1337 0.02022 329 288 38 3
1883 I'm lost, I noticed the map on your back, are you one of those quadrupedal information centers we were told to look for on this planet? 1.1329 0.02296 286 253 28 5
1884 Cow:"MOO!" Alien:"BOO!" 1.1327 0.02110 339 300 33 6
1885 You have me cowed, and that's an alien feeling for me... 1.1327 0.02380 324 292 21 11
1886 I am not from "Moo" but rather from the third Moon of Jupiter. 1.1327 0.02139 309 272 33 4
1887 If your planet has humanitarian asylum I would like to hitch a ride." 1.1327 0.02256 294 260 29 5
1888 We are starving. Do you have any spare food on this planet, please? 1.1325 0.02137 332 294 32 6
1889 Take me to your Silo Saucer Leader 1.1324 0.01970 355 312 39 4
1890 Greetings, I am an extra terrestrial and I really want to know how you feel about being bred by humans to provide them with sustenance but they kill you? 1.1323 0.02275 310 276 27 7
1891 In visions of the origin, The Death of nothingness, I see the Dove, I see the source of bliss. 1.1322 0.02349 295 263 25 7
1892 Too bad I'm allergic to dairy. 1.1321 0.02088 333 294 34 5
1893 It’s not a moo-vie it’s a movie 1.1320 0.02139 341 303 31 7
1894 Sorry, Elsie, but I've got to get back to my fjwq and pqjs." 1.1319 0.02068 326 287 35 4
1895 Do you mind if I park my ride in your hangar? 1.1319 0.02068 326 287 35 4
1896 I’m sorry our cat is in need of some milk.Could you help her? 1.1318 0.02221 349 313 26 10
1897 You’ve pot on some bulk since we last visited! 1.1317 0.02231 319 284 28 7
1898 Cow: MOOOOOO Alien: K̶Q̶$̶1̷¥̸L̵!̵ B̶̜͔͍̱͎̠̔̿̓̾̋̐̅̈͜i̸̩̪̊̄̌̃͛͑̕r̷̨̮͚̙̭̭̿L̸̰̗̱̳̭͕̄̑͐̈͌͝ͅ@̴̜̣͒;̸̱͔̗̣̱̪̝̇̆̾͗́͑Ĵ̴͎̠̋̄̇̍͋̎#̶͕͝G̸̘̪̙͉̗̞̝̳̗̙̱͚̝͉͕̥͔͎̲̫͕͐9̶̨̡̛̼͓͈͖̲͔̭͇͔̰͓̱̝̝̺̙̩̣̬̪̜̯̖͉̥̲̪͔̐́̆̉̂͂̆͒̉̐̆̈̊̉̋͂͛͘̚̕͘̕͜͜͠͝ͅ 1.1316 0.02300 304 271 26 7
1899 Im so sorry, the saucer broke down and we will have to abduct you next week 1.1314 0.02168 312 276 31 5
1900 Don't worry, I only eat things on 2 legs 1.1314 0.02020 312 273 37 2
1901 Lucky for you--our species is totally lactose intolerant! 1.1311 0.02385 305 274 22 9
1902 I'll back up slowly, get into my spacecraft, then leave peaceably. Just please don't spray me with your white poison. I'm lactate intolerant. 1.1307 0.02190 306 271 30 5
1903 Could you tell Ben & Jerry we have run out of our Unidentified Flying Organic ice cream? We will pick it up in Vermont. 1.1307 0.02286 306 273 26 7
1904 No, I wasn't aware that 19th-century Germanic songs are also called lieder. Please allow me to clarify... 1.1306 0.02292 314 281 25 8
1905 I love you, and sometimes I wish I could just take you away from this place. 1.1304 0.02116 345 307 31 7
1906 Hipster tries WWOOFing 1.1304 0.02116 345 307 31 7
1907 Relax, I'm not here to mutilate you. 1.1304 0.02211 322 287 28 7
1908 No. We've come to save you from probes. 1.1301 0.02451 292 263 20 9
1909 If my directions are correct. this should be the Milky Way, NOT the Milking Way, Galaxy!" 1.1299 0.02077 308 271 34 3
1910 Ah come on! Not another cow farm… 1.1298 0.02136 339 302 30 7
1911 Thanks for the offer but i'm lactose intolerant. 1.1297 0.02189 316 281 29 6
1912 I heard you give free milk ... how much do I get? 1.1292 0.02011 325 286 36 3
1913 Take me to your life coach, 1.1290 0.01975 372 330 36 6
1914 Can you help me find a haberdashery? 1.1289 0.02321 287 256 25 6
1915 Please take me with you--I don't want to end up on an earthling's dinner plate. 1.1288 0.02142 326 290 30 6
1916 Back door beauty? 1.1288 0.02185 326 291 28 7
1917 You're out of our diet buddy! 1.1288 0.02177 295 261 30 4
1918 I've been banished by our leader to live with you and your kind ...How dairy?? 1.1287 0.02142 303 268 31 4
1919 Are you the only one here? 1.1285 0.02123 319 283 31 5
1920 Martians are turning vegan. They don't do earthly dairy no more! 1.1284 0.02046 327 289 34 4
1921 Hee-haw ...... HEEEEE HAAAW! 1.1284 0.02046 327 289 34 4
1922 The boss wanted hamburgers for lunch today and this is the closest place I could find. I bet I won't even get paid the overtime. 1.1284 0.02186 335 300 27 8
1923 Excuse me... nice pasture you have here, but tell me, are you hormone-free? 1.1284 0.02103 335 298 31 6
1924 We were hoping you would just leave us an obelisk while we weren’t looking. 1.1283 0.02283 304 272 25 7
1925 Howdy, I’m Buttercup. Can I offer my bell? You look a bit lost." Edith Birdsall, Houston, TX 1.1282 0.02244 312 279 26 7
1926 So, I says to Louise, I says, I'mma go down to Earth and fetch me an aardvark. But, what's this I get, a walking atlas?! While I got your ear, let me tell ya, tain't no joke. Your gas goes a fer piece past the atmosphere. Right purdy bell. Burrrrp! 1.1281 0.02251 320 287 25 8
1927 Holy cow! "We have so much in common, it's a phenomenon!" Small world isn't it. 1.1279 0.02025 305 268 35 2
1928 You're saying you don't make chocolate milk? 1.1278 0.01956 352 311 37 4
1929 I hope he isn’t from a lactose intolerant Planet 1.1278 0.02096 313 277 32 4
1930 Take me to your egg-layer. 1.1277 0.02245 321 288 25 8
1931 Not the moon Mars! 1.1277 0.02340 282 252 24 6
1932 Seems to eat only grass 1.1273 0.02028 330 292 34 4
1933 Take me to your liter, of whole milk. 1.1270 0.02214 307 274 27 6
1934 Lawn, Corn, Stay Cows? 1.1270 0.02262 307 275 25 7
1935 You must be the mother of the humans 1.1270 0.02131 315 280 30 5
1936 I take it y you're more a follower than a lead 1.1266 0.02159 308 274 29 5
1937 Sorry. I forgot to put on my clothing. commonzensavvy Philadelphia, PA 1.1262 0.02200 309 276 27 6
1938 Pardon my English. Take me to your udder? 1.1262 0.02175 325 291 27 7
1939 Insert methane quip *here*. 1.1258 0.01994 310 273 35 2
1940 (Alien, speaking Bovine)”Yes, it is stainless steel, but it isn’t a milking machine. Go back to your barn!” 1.1258 0.02046 310 274 33 3
1941 No, you're too big..... 1.1254 0.02197 319 286 26 7
1942 Forgive me but I just got here... Would you like me to moooove?? 1.1254 0.02152 319 285 28 6
1943 So you're saying almond milk isn't real milk and almonds don't have utters either? 1.1250 0.02113 328 293 29 6
1944 See any good moovies lately? 1.1250 0.02081 336 300 30 6
1945 Does—let me sound it—'oh-mooah-mooah' mean anything to you? 1.1242 0.02153 306 273 28 5
1946 Mind if I prove you a question? 1.1238 0.02161 315 282 27 6
1947 Hey, I don't make fun of you having a bell around your neck, so don't give me that look like you've never seen a scrawny naked guy with strange eyes who got off an alien space craft. 1.1237 0.02233 299 268 25 6
1948 Which one of us is lactose intolrant? 1.1237 0.02182 299 267 27 5
1949 COW: The planet's name is Ning Nang Nong. ALIEN: Are you sure" COW: Bong! 1.1235 0.02165 324 291 26 7
1950 Sorry Hathor: I'm a little cowed meeting you. 1.1234 0.02140 308 275 28 5
1951 Cow: Moooooooooooooo Martian: No, no, no! For the 4th time, read my lips: Martian! Got it? 1.1234 0.02140 308 275 28 5
1952 Greetings Earthling! We Vulcans are compiling a history of your most important planetary events. We need to know if it's "Bossy lost her TINKLE BELL, or Bossy lost her FINKLE BELL" 1.1230 0.02182 309 277 26 6
1953 We were hoping you would share your milk production secret. 1.1229 0.02064 301 267 31 3
1954 What can I 'moo' for you? 1.1227 0.02108 326 292 28 6
1955 Why is it every time I travel 99 Billion Lightyears to some alien planet the first thing I want to do is probe their species? 1.1227 0.02196 326 294 24 8
1956 As vegans,we have no use for you. 1.1226 0.01997 318 282 33 3
1957 Take me to your cowboy. 1.1224 0.02144 294 262 28 4
1958 I'm beginning to have a sinking feeling that I might have passed the Milky Way light years ago... and this isn't it. 1.1220 0.02242 295 265 24 6
1959 Ahem,you remind me of my dinner date from last Friday night. 1.1220 0.02051 328 293 30 5
1960 How now, brown earthly cow?... 1.1220 0.02228 287 257 25 5
1961 Can I borrow your big probe over there? I wasn't expecting the creatures here to be so large. 1.1218 0.02041 353 317 29 7
1962 We are aware of The blame being put on Kow’s for the diminished ozone layer. I am here to help. 1.1218 0.02114 312 279 28 5
1963 We're short of milk on our planet and we would like to have you join us! 1.1215 0.02028 321 286 31 4
1964 So people on earth have eyes all over their bodies? 1.1215 0.01980 321 285 33 3
1965 Alt protein? 1.1211 0.02205 322 291 23 8
1966 What happened to your sons? 1.1207 0.02016 323 288 31 4
1967 I'm sorry about your friends, we thought you all aspired to become puddles of goop. 1.1204 0.02058 324 290 29 5
1968 Normally, I would abduct you, but George Santos increased the weight of our ship quite a bit. He said he worked for us in the past, but I have no recollection of anally probing a cow. His teats are producing a lot of milk though, so you can relax. 1.1204 0.02058 324 290 29 5
1969 I can assist you with your problems. There's only one catch. 1.1195 0.02076 318 285 28 5
1970 I'm sorry but you are deemed the most useful. 1.1190 0.02001 311 277 31 3
1971 I suppose you've heard the one that goes, "why do cows have bells?" 1.1190 0.02052 311 278 29 4
1972 We've come here to save you. 1.1186 0.02144 312 281 25 6
1973 So it’ll be called “EaTy’s” and we’ll serve wings but all the servers will have huge eyes. 1.1182 0.01989 313 279 31 3
1974 Xxx 1.1180 0.02172 305 275 24 6
1975 -Do you speak English? -Mmmm… -Говорите по Русский? -Mmmm.., 1.1180 0.02004 322 288 30 4
1976 TOO SAD! for a funny caption i say! 1.1180 0.02098 322 290 26 6
1977 On all the planets in all of the galaxies, your the only creature with multiple, irregularly shaped eyes. 1.1178 0.02156 297 267 25 5
1978 Are you from Williamsburg? 1.1176 0.02137 289 259 26 4
1979 I seems to have got better genes and food 1.1175 0.02077 315 283 27 5
1980 On Alpha Kirax everyone loves methane. 1.1173 0.02176 324 294 22 8
1981 What the heck is all this Mooing about anyway? Im here, right in front of you! 1.1172 0.02015 290 258 30 2
1982 Moo me to your leader. 1.1169 0.02034 325 292 28 5
1983 Let's go now, or I'll exile you to the basement 1.1169 0.01987 325 291 30 4
1984 Gotta get out of this place, Astro Dude. Take me to your breeder - and any Cud Cafes also along the way... 1.1169 0.02152 308 278 24 6
1985 Can you point me to Warren Buffet? 1.1167 0.02187 300 271 23 6
1986 Vegan or not, you look like you could use a good glass of milk from a contented happy cow. 1.1166 0.02074 326 294 26 6
1987 I know... I know... I hate this place too! We'll leave as soon as the crop circles finished! 1.1159 0.01791 371 331 37 3
1988 I'm sorry, we have no room nor use for you. 1.1155 0.01964 329 295 30 4
1989 Can you take me to Bobby Rydell? 1.1150 0.02119 313 283 24 6
1990 Oh, I see. Now you bring me a cow after I've shriveled into a little old man with black eyes! 1.1146 0.01963 314 281 30 3
1991 ah mmma oodd 1.1142 0.02114 324 294 23 7
1992 W.T. F.? 1.1141 0.01963 298 266 30 2
1993 We've found the source of this planet's methane emissions is you and your friends. If you give me the go-ahead, we'll fix your climate problem once and for all. I'm waiting. 1.1137 0.02175 299 271 22 6
1994 Take me to your Limburger. 1.1124 0.01884 347 312 31 4
1995 *Alien noises* 1.1122 0.02107 312 283 23 6
1996 I can see we are relater, but I can't tell how. 1.1115 0.01988 287 257 28 2
1997 No offense, Mam, but can you please direct me to the nearest Health Hut and Cowtown Outfitters? Apparently, I am lactose intolerant, pathetically underdressed, and in need of batteries for my GPS! I left my boots, spurs & hat on Mothership! Yeehaw! 1.1115 0.02103 323 294 22 7
1998 According to Merriam-Webster your saying it is 1549! 1.1115 0.01911 323 290 30 3
1999 Take me to your furrier! 1.1111 0.02136 315 287 21 7
2000 But I am a dairy cow,try the orchard next door 1.1111 0.01802 324 289 34 1
2001 Hi , I’m new here ... Any chance I could mooove in with you until I get settled ? 1.1111 0.01884 315 282 31 2
2002 Can we have a conversation? 1.1101 0.02032 327 297 24 6
2003 I don't know about a leader but I do have an udder! 1.1100 0.01962 291 261 28 2
2004 I'm sorry about my last visit. I'll be happy to buy you a new partner. 1.1099 0.02099 273 246 24 3
2005 Take me to your leader. Liz Shaw, Palm Springs. California 1.1096 0.02015 292 263 26 3
2006 Yes, we are lactose tolerant, but can't eat gluten. 1.1093 0.01973 302 272 27 3
2007 Hey, Tina?…Leroy from Raya! 1.1092 0.02045 284 256 25 3
2008 Vegetarian? 1.1090 0.02050 321 292 23 6
2009 What about eggs? Does he have any affordable eggs? 1.1088 0.01839 340 306 31 3
2010 I am here to represent my brothers and sisters on next NOPE movie 1.1078 0.01835 306 274 31 1
2011 Hi, I'm Jack Sprat, I can eat no fat; are you my wife? 1.1073 0.01905 317 286 28 3
2012 You think we don't think, but we do. Mu! 1.1067 0.01906 300 270 28 2
2013 Why did you summon me to your planet? The communicator on your neck only said, "Moove. 1.1049 0.01966 324 295 24 5
2014 Excuse me. Can I have directions to the mooooon? 1.1036 0.01736 309 277 32 0
2015 Your leader 1.1033 0.01937 329 300 24 5
2016 Whoa, hey now! I don’t think you can say that about Jews. Hopefully they don’t publish the first ten panels of this comic, or you’ll be in a lot of trouble. I don’t think you’d ever recover from that. 1.1029 0.02105 311 286 18 7
2017 Hey fatso, take me to your feeder. 1.1028 0.01862 321 291 27 3
2018 Greetings Annabelle...I have come to meet your farm animal friends.....Does my slender size not impress You..??... 1.1023 0.01805 303 273 29 1
2019 Bessy, I love you. But honey you've just got to lose a few more pounds so I can safely heave you into my spacecraft and drive us to our new home Mars. 1.1003 0.01964 289 263 23 3
2020 The FDA is calling it GMOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1.1003 0.01831 309 280 27 2
2021 Moooo....we speak the same language, who would have known? Take me to your udder. 1.0997 0.01819 311 282 27 2
2022 Alien: "Ugh - so, I'm supposed tooo, like, kill you now?" Cow: " I-I-I think." 1.0984 0.01999 305 280 20 5
2023 So . . take me to your Two Legs Better? We knew this was a possibility .. . 1.0983 0.01724 356 324 29 3
2024 Take me to space and away from these blasted robots. 1.0967 0.01953 300 275 21 4
2025 Heard your ? Where you want to go? 1.0955 0.02046 314 291 16 7
2026 Moo? Is that the name of your leader? 1.0930 0.01923 301 277 20 4
2027 Let me put it in a way you can understand. Your planet is udder-ly useless to us. We’re going back ho-oooome. 1.0929 0.01787 323 296 24 3
2028 I was told we did have something with you earthlings and now I see what it is. 1.0890 0.01805 292 268 22 2
2029 I have a problem that can be fixed by you. It just needs to moove over. 1.0879 0.01864 307 284 19 4
2030 I come from a galaxy far, far away to taste your bovine flesh. 1.0876 0.01724 331 305 23 3
2031 Apologies, Your Honor, but the climate report we studied was titled "Southern Nudism". 1.0868 0.01840 311 288 19 4