Contest #835


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Sir, this is a Whole Foods. The only payment we accept is an arm and a leg. 1.7050 0.01066 5784 3007 1476 1300
1 If you're going to bury that here, you need to buy something. 1.6933 0.00981 6156 3065 1918 1173
2 Finally, a good tipper. 1.6831 0.01456 2720 1351 880 489
3 And stop calling me wench. 1.6690 0.01005 5795 2979 1759 1056
4 This is Starbuck’s. I think you want Long John Silver’s next door. 1.6647 0.01165 4420 2315 1272 833
5 Sorry, we don't take cache. 1.6604 0.01402 3071 1625 864 582
6 Sorry. It was inappropriate for me to say ‘Nice booty.’ 1.6588 0.01032 5559 2926 1608 1023
7 Sorry sir there was a typo it should have read elderly Pilates meet up. 1.6570 0.01045 5653 3063 1476 1113
8 I just swabbed that floor. 1.6476 0.00921 6472 3321 2108 1039
9 We've revised our piracy policy. 1.6455 0.01485 2587 1359 786 442
10 It’s not a question of money sir. We’re out of the almond croissants. 1.6358 0.01014 5577 2993 1626 955
11 I told them Dessert Island would be a confusing name for a bakery; and here we are. 1.6220 0.01604 2209 1203 638 368
12 It's actually way easier to just pay with our app. 1.6144 0.00971 5687 3056 1773 855
13 'Ahoy, matey'? No, I'm pretty sure you said 'A soy latte.' 1.6063 0.01121 4509 2515 1254 740
14 Do you have anything smaller? 1.6050 0.00947 5760 3079 1873 800
15 I’m serving Q now, sir. Aarrr is next. 1.6021 0.01021 5526 3134 1459 931
16 The lemon tarts prevent scurvy. 1.5918 0.00960 5870 3286 1700 882
17 Blackboard! Is there a Blackboard here, your latte is ready. 1.5838 0.01003 5629 3261 1452 911
18 Sorry. Visa or Mastercard. We don’t accept plunder. 1.5763 0.00960 5638 3177 1681 779
19 We don't take plunder. 1.5750 0.00922 5871 3255 1858 754
20 I'm sorry sir, but we don't accept plunder. 1.5707 0.00949 5644 3174 1719 748
21 No, sir. There's no actual "Starbuck" here. 1.5694 0.00963 5697 3267 1617 808
22 You now have $1.36 in Rewards Points 1.5690 0.00961 5705 3270 1627 805
23 Nothing smaller? 1.5653 0.00934 5730 3231 1765 733
24 Is that Roger with 3 arrrgs? 1.5634 0.00967 5623 3245 1584 789
25 I'm guessing you don't want decaf. 1.5490 0.00952 5628 3293 1585 747
26 Sir we are looking for a caption here, not a captain 1.5459 0.00985 5587 3366 1393 825
27 …Dad? 1.5360 0.01671 1987 1226 457 304
28 I'm afraid all of our prices have come up since 1763. 1.5284 0.00926 5600 3306 1637 654
29 Sir, I believe you are in the wrong cartoon. 1.5202 0.01074 4479 2747 1134 598
30 I’m sorry, the manager said no doubloons. Do you have Venmo? 1.5140 0.00917 5615 3364 1620 626
31 Sir, as I said, there’s an ATM on the corner. 1.5091 0.00893 6366 3950 1588 824
32 I'm sorry, but we've gone cashless. 1.5073 0.00901 5728 3451 1653 621
33 For the last time, Morgan, only credit or debit. 1.5058 0.00921 5546 3365 1562 616
34 It’s a logo. She’s not actually here. 1.5053 0.00935 5642 3486 1466 690
35 What do you mean “swipe”? 1.5025 0.01025 4639 2859 1229 551
36 I brought the dowry for the mermaid on the cup… where she be? 1.4979 0.01033 4609 2870 1183 556
37 I don’t set the prices, sir. 1.4952 0.01061 4132 2531 1156 445
38 Are any of those a bit coin? 1.4937 0.00917 5560 3426 1525 605
39 Sorry, we're cashless. 1.4871 0.00881 5835 3588 1652 592
40 I can't make change for loot. 1.4848 0.00882 5648 3457 1651 539
41 Sorry but it's card only. 1.4736 0.00958 5013 3166 1320 527
42 Nobody could have predicted how badly Tom Brady took it when the Buccaneers finally let him go. 1.4719 0.01071 4348 2838 968 542
43 Uhhh…we’re cashless. 1.4708 0.00879 5686 3559 1578 546
44 Sorry, credit only 1.4707 0.00880 5588 3478 1592 515
45 We're card only 1.4691 0.00888 5607 3521 1543 543
46 I still need to see your ID!!! 1.4659 0.00901 5609 3585 1441 582
47 I'm afraid we no longer accept booty for purchases 1.4628 0.00889 5480 3452 1522 506
48 Sir, there are no sirens here. That’s just our logo. 1.4565 0.00896 5575 3593 1423 558
49 I told you, matey. We don't sell sea biscuits. 1.4402 0.00961 4964 3306 1131 527
50 Why, yes, we have raised the prices. 1.4300 0.01018 4002 2626 1032 342
51 Argh, $6.95 for a small ice coffee? And they call ME a pirate! 1.4244 0.02578 714 493 139 82
52 I'm afraid you're a little short. 1.4227 0.01066 3714 2492 881 338
53 I'm sorry sir, but we are a cashless business. 1.4130 0.01091 3293 2186 856 250
54 We prefer venmo. 1.4123 0.01076 3376 2234 889 251
55 I'll have to swipe that. 1.4091 0.01078 3351 2250 846 254
56 What be the code to your shithouse? 1.3760 0.01515 1867 1351 330 184
57 Arrrrrr you Captain Kidding me? 1.3580 0.01570 1489 1060 322 104
58 Want to leave a tip with your card or from your pile of booty? 1.3492 0.01553 1363 972 314 75
59 Sir, we do accept Apple Pay. 1.3442 0.01548 1441 1034 318 88
60 I'm sorry sir, the peppermint mocha is seasonal. 1.3386 0.01584 1317 950 292 73
61 Um, I don't think "pirate's dozen" is really a thing. 1.3362 0.01783 1041 750 234 57
62 I can't go with you. I have a math test tomorrow and I get seasick! 1.3296 0.01817 1080 797 210 73
63 Captain Kidd in a candy store I presume? 1.3246 0.01778 1072 798 200 69
64 Six eggs, please 1.3206 0.01743 1148 862 206 79
65 No sir, you can't earn our loyalty points like that. 1.3092 0.01829 883 659 182 42
66 That should cover what your parrot ate. 1.2772 0.02494 534 421 78 35
67 I'm sorry. We're out of 100 Grand bars. 1.2756 0.01792 762 583 154 24
68 I’m afraid your loot was declined 1.2743 0.02527 514 406 75 33
69 I’ll need exact change. 1.2652 0.02180 626 492 102 32
70 Would you like your receipt emailed to you? 1.2616 0.02548 474 377 70 27
71 You’re going to have to buy something if you want to use the poop deck 1.2594 0.02747 401 319 60 22
72 Love the booty, but I'd rather not see the junk. 1.2584 0.02860 387 311 52 24
73 I need 61 cold brews; 56 americanos; 23 lattes, three with skim, the rest with oat milk; 17 regular coffees; and some seeds for a parrot. 1.2580 0.02649 407 321 67 19
74 The best I can do is a rum raisin scone. 1.2551 0.02457 443 347 78 17
75 Clean up on the bakery aisle. 1.2540 0.02236 559 442 92 25
76 I still need a name to put on your cup. 1.2525 0.02318 495 389 87 19
77 I’ll ask ye to stop looking at my chest. My eyes are up here. 1.2500 0.02661 400 319 62 19
78 No cutting in line Sir! 1.2495 0.02237 521 410 92 19
79 Thanks for the tip. 1.2474 0.02356 485 385 80 20
80 I’m sorry, but they were here first. 1.2461 0.02277 516 410 85 21
81 Senior discount, sir? 1.2410 0.02399 444 353 75 16
82 Um... you're still gonna need to take a number. 1.2390 0.02521 410 328 66 16
83 Nice booty. 1.2374 0.02454 455 368 66 21
84 Sir, can you please move your booty out of the way? 1.2363 0.02364 457 366 74 17
85 I'm sorry Mr. Musk, the bakery is not for sale. 1.2356 0.02580 416 338 58 20
86 I’m sorry sir, the closest thing we have to ‘the blood of my enemies’ is a Pumpkin Spice Latte 1.2344 0.02678 418 345 48 25
87 Terrific. I've never been anyone's 'lass' before. 1.2333 0.02490 420 339 64 17
88 Sorry. Still not enough for a dozen eggs. 1.2261 0.02482 429 351 59 19
89 It's a generous dowry, but I'm needed here. 1.2237 0.02345 447 363 68 16
90 Underwear is in aisle 6. 1.2236 0.02572 416 344 51 21
91 You’ve got just enough for a Kale smoothie and avocado toast. 1.2235 0.02422 443 363 61 19
92 Oh! Mr Depp, we've talked about this... 1.2222 0.02613 378 310 52 16
93 What’s ye bathroom code? 1.2222 0.02397 405 327 66 12
94 Dad, this cosplay is bad for business. 1.2219 0.02702 365 301 47 17
95 Sorry. That's still not enough for a dozen eggs. 1.2216 0.02738 379 316 42 21
96 You’re a quarter short. 1.2215 0.02382 447 368 60 19
97 I mean, there used to be an X on the floor there a while ago, but they tiled over it when we brought in the cold foam machine. 1.2214 0.02556 402 331 53 18
98 No sir, I said it would be my ‘pleasure’ 1.2212 0.02329 416 335 70 11
99 We no longer accept cache. 1.2209 0.02244 489 399 72 18
100 We don’t have booty, but we do have sticky buns. 1.2207 0.02588 426 356 46 24
101 I love the way you pronounce baaaarrrrista. 1.2199 0.02282 482 395 68 19
102 He does this every Halloween. 1.2190 0.02406 420 343 62 15
103 'So...just the sandwich?' 1.2188 0.02285 448 364 70 14
104 I’m not cleaning that up. 1.2187 0.02337 439 358 66 15
105 No, it's called a "tall", but it's a sm-- never mind. 1.2187 0.02503 407 335 55 17
106 I told you, Darrin, it's over. Do I want to go plundering with you sometimes? Maybe. But what I really want is for you to want to want me to go plundering with you. 1.2185 0.02680 389 325 43 21
107 Is that a single or double shot across the bow? 1.2182 0.02544 385 316 54 15
108 That’ll be $14.92 1.2181 0.02374 408 331 65 12
109 I'm not counting all this change. 1.2179 0.02277 436 353 71 12
110 Sir, I've told you countless times that if you wish to be served, you must have underwear on. 1.2177 0.02656 372 308 47 17
111 It was my understanding that as long as I bought a coffee I could do my work here 1.2171 0.02532 387 318 54 15
112 No, sir, I don't have any desire to touch your booty. 1.2162 0.02256 481 395 68 18
113 As I said last week, corporate decides when to bring back pumpkin spice. 1.2141 0.02275 467 384 66 17
114 I still can’t give you a plastic bag. 1.2141 0.02443 425 352 55 18
115 I said no more booty calls when I'm at work. 1.2140 0.02456 444 371 51 22
116 If you mention my booty again, I’m calling the police 1.2120 0.02607 401 337 43 21
117 We only take credit cards. 1.2118 0.02272 439 359 67 13
118 XIV? Number XIV? 1.2114 0.02453 402 332 55 15
119 I 'm sorry but the Cash For Gold store moved out of here last year. 1.2110 0.02303 436 358 64 14
120 Not using your rewards points today? 1.2104 0.02543 347 284 53 10
121 No, I would prefer it if you didn't show me your booty. 1.2099 0.02388 424 351 57 16
122 One more time: Visa, MasterCard, Discover or ApplePay. 1.2097 0.02175 496 409 70 17
123 It was then that Starbucks decided a mermaid would be a better mascot… 1.2097 0.02577 372 309 48 15
124 . Sorry, that’s only enough for medium latte. 1.2095 0.02554 377 313 49 15
125 I know our sign says fair trade… 1.2091 0.02334 397 324 63 10
126 ‘Aaarrghh, me latte’ 1.2085 0.02320 422 346 62 13
127 Well, we do take Discover. 1.2085 0.02240 446 366 67 13
128 I understand that Polly wants our crackers but as I said: we’re all out. 1.2084 0.02257 403 327 68 8
129 I can’t break a trinket. 1.2082 0.02105 485 396 76 12
130 For the last time the Siren on our sign is not responsible for your shipwreck. 1.2079 0.02485 404 337 50 17
131 Not exactly what I imagined when I wished for my ship to come in. 1.2075 0.02475 400 333 51 16
132 Welcome sir. Looks like you want to get something off your chest 1.2071 0.02377 425 353 56 16
133 One Long John. Anything else? 1.2065 0.02514 402 337 47 18
134 So, by ‘laaarrrge’ did you mean a venti? 1.2063 0.02424 412 346 49 17
135 Most people just pay with their cards. 1.2062 0.01982 548 449 85 14
136 Sorry, card only. We can’t do pieces of eight. 1.2050 0.02325 444 370 57 17
137 Next! 1.2048 0.02248 454 376 63 15
138 Exact change, please. 1.2046 0.02144 435 354 73 8
139 Another frappuccino? You must have a wooden…I’m so sorry, Mr. Beard. 1.2044 0.02491 406 341 47 18
140 Sir, the promotion is for patrons in their eighties, not for “mateys”. Next please! 1.2044 0.02391 406 337 55 14
141 Can I please help who's next? 1.2042 0.01922 573 471 86 15
142 I’m sorry sir, with inflation you still don’t have quite enough if you order the Venti. 1.2039 0.02303 456 381 57 18
143 You can threaten me all you want, but we’re still out of oat milk. 1.2039 0.02181 461 380 68 13
144 We have 50,000 locations. Nobody stole your map. 1.2039 0.02392 412 343 54 15
145 Oat milk is extra, sir. 1.2035 0.02102 457 373 75 9
146 One dozen eggs please. 1.2033 0.02443 423 356 48 19
147 Sorry, cash, credit or debit. No pieces of eight. 1.2031 0.02392 384 317 56 11
148 Steve, I've told you it wasn't about the money. 1.2030 0.02369 404 335 56 13
149 Exact change only, please 1.2029 0.02406 414 346 52 16
150 I don't do booty calls. 1.2022 0.02280 455 380 58 17
151 I'm sorry sir, you're still $1 short. 1.2021 0.02147 485 402 68 15
152 I'm sorry, we don't take booty. 1.2018 0.02254 456 380 60 16
153 Sorry, only debit or credit cards. 1.2014 0.02366 442 372 51 19
154 Are you a member of our rewards program? 1.2014 0.02409 442 374 47 21
155 NO RUMCAKE??!!! 1.2010 0.02295 393 323 61 9
156 Small black coffee please 1.2005 0.02361 404 336 55 13
157 Sir, I'd rather not speak to the size of your Booty. 1.2004 0.02262 459 384 58 17
158 Sorry, the “Long John Silver’s “ is on West Main. 1.2000 0.02210 425 350 65 10
159 Cash or credit only. We are no longer associated with Pirate Points. 1.1995 0.02369 421 353 52 16
160 Sir, you asked for the ‘captain’ and I’m the manager… this is the best you’re gonna get. 1.1995 0.02324 406 337 57 12
161 Holding my grandparents hostage and offering me a king’s ransom isn’t the way to win my hand in marriage. 1.1991 0.02276 447 374 57 16
162 I’m all out of white whale. 1.1991 0.02225 442 367 62 13
163 Don’t you think it’s a little dangerous to flash your wallet like that? 1.1990 0.02430 392 328 50 14
164 Can I get your name? 1.1986 0.02131 433 355 70 8
165 Sorry, only credit or debit cards. 1.1986 0.02335 423 354 54 15
166 I'm sorry, sir, you'll need to download the ebooty app before I can check you out. 1.1985 0.02465 408 348 41 19
167 Yes, we do take booty. And what name should I put with your Venti Caramel Ribbon Crunch Frappuccino? 1.1984 0.02421 373 310 52 11
168 Treasure or card? 1.1982 0.02162 454 376 66 12
169 So that'll be one plain old-fashioned, one bear claw, two Boston creme, and a bottle of rum? 1.1973 0.02496 375 315 46 14
170 Order ready for Blickbeard. 1.1970 0.02281 401 332 59 10
171 Avast ye, pastries! 1.1969 0.02354 381 316 55 10
172 Coffee for 'Call me Ishmael'? 1.1968 0.02403 376 313 52 11
173 Please wait til I call your numberrrr. 1.1964 0.02442 387 324 48 14
174 Sorry, sir, we don't take doubloons. 1.1960 0.02448 398 336 46 16
175 Sorry Captain, we only accept ch-arrrrrr-ge. 1.1955 0.02364 399 333 52 13
176 I just work here--I can't tell you why we don't have rum-raisin. 1.1953 0.02269 425 355 57 13
177 Yo ho ho to you as well sir, but we don't serve rum. 1.1953 0.02318 425 357 53 15
178 Wait ... I fogot I have a gift card. 1.1949 0.02452 390 331 43 16
179 Sir, we only take Visa, Mastercard and Apple Pay. 1.1944 0.02066 468 387 71 10
180 I know, but here it means “medium”. 1.1942 0.02488 381 322 44 15
181 So the coffee is for here and the rest is to stow? 1.1940 0.02268 464 393 52 19
182 They’re really getting desperate to stop baristas from unionizing. 1.1929 0.02427 425 363 42 20
183 Blackboard order for Blackboard 1.1926 0.02406 379 318 49 12
184 Impressive, but it's like I said, we have Ho-Hos not Yo-Ho-Hos. 1.1925 0.02367 374 312 52 10
185 At last matey’s I’m ready to cash in my rewards points! 1.1922 0.02437 385 325 46 14
186 No sir, I was not staring at your booty. 1.1921 0.02353 432 367 47 18
187 "If you call me "wench" one more time I'll beat up your parents." 1.1919 0.02337 396 332 52 12
188 Cash back? 1.1919 0.02381 370 312 48 10
189 Sorry, Captain, we don’t accept plunder here. Cash or credit only”. 1.1917 0.02127 459 383 64 12
190 Sir, just please stop using the word “booty.” 1.1916 0.02271 428 360 54 14
191 I'm sorry, even for any amount of money, the donuts with sprinkles are gone today. 1.1913 0.02220 413 347 55 11
192 Is that like…bitcoin or something? 1.1910 0.02259 424 356 55 13
193 Sorry, we only take caarrrds. 1.1910 0.02314 466 399 45 22
194 Sir, this is Starbucks. Swashbucks is down the street. 1.1910 0.02353 398 335 50 13
195 Sir, I don't care who you are, I won't touch your booty. Do you want the soy latte or not? 1.1908 0.02442 414 354 41 19
196 You’d like to parley with my manager? 1.1905 0.02314 378 315 54 9
197 Chip, tap or swipe? 1.1904 0.02083 457 380 67 10
198 Sir, I don’t care if you are captain Barbarossa, but the couple ordered the last muffin before you 1.1904 0.02288 415 349 53 13
199 I am sorry, but we don’t accept treasure or American Express. 1.1904 0.02226 394 327 59 8
200 It's not about inflation, we're just out of the rum-raison. 1.1904 0.02197 394 326 61 7
201 Exact change, only, sir." 1.1898 0.02116 453 378 64 11
202 Blank Bread! I have a pumpkin spice latte for Blank Bread. 1.1896 0.02238 443 374 54 15
203 Sir! I said cash or credit 1.1895 0.02363 401 339 48 14
204 I don’t have change for a booty. 1.1894 0.02353 417 353 47 16
205 I'm sorry, you'll need to take a number. 1.1894 0.02175 433 362 60 11
206 You need to go to the pizza store for pieces of eight 1.1894 0.02199 433 363 58 12
207 Sir, you're taking the name "Trader Joe's" too literally. 1.1891 0.02337 386 324 51 11
208 Sorry. We’re plastic only here. 1.1891 0.02028 476 396 70 10
209 Captain, C-A-P-T-A-I-N 1.1889 0.02341 413 350 48 15
210 Yarr, Bartholomew be my name, lass. B, a, r… Ye know what? Just put “Cap’n.” 1.1884 0.02345 398 336 49 13
211 I've got booty, I'm here for buns 1.1883 0.02329 409 346 49 14
212 …and on the screen you have the option to leave a tip if you’d like. 1.1881 0.02355 388 327 49 12
213 Sir, this is a Starbucks. We don’t serve Rum in your coffee. 1.1881 0.02267 404 339 54 11
214 We only accept rolled coins... 1.1880 0.02316 383 321 52 10
215 « Sorry, our ‘treasured’ scones might disappoint you. » 1.1880 0.02176 415 346 60 9
216 Sir, can you please stop saying “me booty,” you’re scaring the customers. 1.1878 0.02367 362 303 50 9
217 I don't care how much silver you have, Long John. We only take cards. 1.1878 0.02335 362 302 52 8
218 Corn muffins are a buck an ear. 1.1878 0.02423 378 320 45 13
219 And would you like that grande, non-fat "fire in the hole" with whipped cream and caramel drizzle? 1.1875 0.02435 368 311 45 12
220 Blackbeak? I have an order here for Blackbeak. 1.1873 0.02487 363 308 42 13
221 We only take Visa or Mastercard. 1.1865 0.02152 445 374 59 12
222 Can you watch my stuff for me while I run to the bathroom? 1.1864 0.02422 397 339 42 16
223 Okay, we’ll waive the ten-cent charge for the plastic bag. 1.1860 0.02198 430 362 56 12
224 What do you mean this only gets me one egg? 1.1860 0.02417 371 314 45 12
225 You need to give priority to the senior people behind you, Captain 1.1859 0.02400 382 324 45 13
226 Will this be enough for the avocado toast? 1.1858 0.02299 393 331 51 11
227 ‘Before I decide, can you tell me if the coconut milk has been plundered or sustainably harvested?’ 1.1858 0.02327 393 332 49 12
228 I’m sorry, we don’t have change for a doubloon. 1.1857 0.02005 463 385 70 8
229 I told you Franklin, I'm not going to marry you! 1.1854 0.02544 356 304 38 14
230 Arrrrrgh! You don’t take cash?! 1.1853 0.02338 367 308 50 9
231 We don’t take cash or plunder. 1.1851 0.01862 524 435 81 8
232 We’re out of rum donuts. 1.1851 0.02075 470 395 63 12
233 There's no one here named Starbuck. 1.1849 0.01998 465 387 70 8
234 Do you want change? 1.1849 0.02095 438 368 60 10
235 Would you like to try one of our new arrrrrtisan breads? 1.1849 0.02410 357 301 46 10
236 I'm sorry sir, but it's still not enough for two donuts and a regular coffee. 1.1848 0.02394 368 311 46 11
237 May I help you? 1.1843 0.02311 396 335 49 12
238 I'm afraid the best I can do, sir, is a yo-ho-ho and a bottle of cold brew 1.1838 0.02320 370 311 50 9
239 I am here to buy a carton of eggs 1.1838 0.02302 419 357 47 15
240 Sorry we don't take Doubloons 1.1832 0.02262 393 331 52 10
241 You’re still going to need to pay with cash or card, sir 1.1831 0.02333 366 308 49 9
242 Sorry that’s only enough for a grande 1.1830 0.02295 399 338 49 12
243 Sorry, we don't accept Discovery 1.1828 0.02413 383 327 42 14
244 I’m sorry, Sir, but you’re a dollar short for the carton of eggs. 1.1825 0.02223 378 319 51 8
245 That’s not what I meant by ‘Booty Call’, Frederick. 1.1823 0.02425 373 318 42 13
246 So, a dozen eggs it is. 1.1822 0.02228 439 374 50 15
247 We don’t take booty payments here sir 1.1822 0.02132 439 370 58 11
248 Sorry. Contactless only. 1.1818 0.02162 429 362 56 11
249 Sorry. We only accept cash or credit cards. 1.1816 0.02077 413 346 60 7
250 No sir you can't have my booty. 1.1814 0.02157 430 363 56 11
251 Would you like maple icing on your Long John? 1.1814 0.02379 397 343 38 16
252 Starrrrghbucks 1.1812 0.02129 447 378 57 12
253 I don’t care how much money you have to offer. You PROMISED our parents could live with you when they got old. 1.1812 0.02288 447 385 43 19
254 Get a load of this guy trying to flash his gold around. Wait til he finds out, they only accept credit cards. 1.1811 0.02238 381 322 50 9
255 Yes, our last manager did take booty and now he’s doing doing five to ten in Folsom. 1.1810 0.02227 431 367 50 14
256 Eggs are on aisle 7 1.1809 0.02319 398 339 46 13
257 Order up for Red Beer. 1.1806 0.01990 443 369 68 6
258 Treasure? No. But we do take Discover. 1.1806 0.02148 432 365 56 11
259 Yo ho ho and a bottle of your pour over light roast single sourced coffee with a splash of oat milk and one pump of sugar free vanilla syrup, please. 1.1804 0.02240 388 327 52 9
260 Do you have change for a bounty? 1.1802 0.02153 405 340 57 8
261 'I understand it's been ages...Please wait we will call you when your order is ready' 1.1802 0.02189 394 331 55 8
262 No, sir, you're looking for the coffer shop. With an "Arrr." 1.1801 0.02241 433 370 48 15
263 Sorry. Contactless payments only. 1.1801 0.02126 422 355 58 9
264 So you are the ones who captured the Danish I was after! 1.1800 0.02188 411 347 54 10
265 Perhaps we could shiver your timbers with a nice turkey on rye? 1.1797 0.02213 395 333 53 9
266 I ‘‘ll hoist the Jolly Roger when your order is up. 1.1797 0.02373 345 291 46 8
267 No Steve, you can't booty call me during the day either. 1.1797 0.02509 384 333 33 18
268 I'm sorry, sir, but we only have pieces of six and twelve. Would you like me to get the manager? 1.1794 0.02306 407 348 45 14
269 Sorry sir, we don’t have change for doubloons. 1.1793 0.01953 435 361 70 4
270 Pumpkin spice latte for Captain Greybeard? 1.1791 0.02187 402 339 54 9
271 I'm sorry, we no longer accept doubloons. 1.1790 0.02132 419 353 57 9
272 Sorry, we won't have pumpkin spice until October. 1.1790 0.02409 352 299 43 10
273 Sorry sir, due to inflation, buried treasure just isn’t worth what used to be 1.1788 0.02260 397 337 49 11
274 Arr!, Will this here treasure hoard be enough to buy me a dozen eggs? 1.1787 0.02154 403 339 56 8
275 Sorry—credit or debit cards only. 1.1787 0.02015 431 360 65 6
276 Okay well arrrr you going to order anything? 1.1784 0.02255 398 338 49 11
277 You'll need more than that to buy a chocolate chip cookie. 1.1782 0.02338 376 320 45 11
278 Sorry captain, the closest I can get to that is a Bubba Rum Cake… 1.1782 0.02181 376 315 55 6
279 We don't take booty. 1.1781 0.02329 393 336 44 13
280 Sorry, cash or debit only. 1.1780 0.01999 455 382 65 8
281 Sorry, but you don’t have quite enough for a scone. 1.1776 0.01975 473 401 62 10
282 What about Venmo then? 1.1775 0.02186 383 322 54 7
283 Yes, we take Venmo-ho-ho. 1.1772 0.02084 395 330 60 5
284 Our salted caramel grog is the real treasure. 1.1772 0.02204 395 334 51 9
285 All these baked goods will go right to your booty 1.1771 0.02321 401 344 43 14
286 We sell Yoo-hoo but are all out of Yo-Ho-Ho 1.1770 0.02258 418 358 46 14
287 Sir, you’re a dollar short for the Grande 1.1769 0.02237 424 363 47 14
288 Would you like to tip 15, 20, or 30%? 1.1767 0.02166 430 366 52 12
289 ‘Pirate Pete overestimated the cost of a cup of coffee…but not by much.’ 1.1765 0.02346 340 287 46 7
290 Make that a skinny latte please, I’m trying to cut down my booty. 1.1765 0.02370 374 320 42 12
291 You can loot all you want, but it won't bring back the pumpkin spice latte 1.1765 0.02411 357 305 41 11
292 Argh! I say booty BEFORE age! 1.1763 0.02279 397 339 46 12
293 #!*%! He's going to get the last marble rye . 1.1763 0.02352 363 309 44 10
294 Yeah, I'm impressed. But its still credit card only. 1.1761 0.02123 443 377 54 12
295 Yes, you are still short the leg. 1.1760 0.02364 375 321 42 12
296 I’ll be takin all yer eggs! 1.1759 0.02160 398 336 54 8
297 No sir you’re mistaken, the application was for an Internship 1.1758 0.02314 364 309 46 9
298 Who opened a Starbucks on my ship? 1.1757 0.02315 387 331 44 12
299 You are too late, we already reached the debt ceiling... 1.1756 0.02426 353 302 40 11
300 An’ now fer me coupons. 1.1756 0.02175 410 348 52 10
301 Oh, fuck! 1.1755 0.02447 376 325 36 15
302 Very funny, I mean people joke all the time that our coffee is overpriced but you have taken it to a WHOLE new level sir. 1.1754 0.02213 382 323 51 8
303 I said no mayo 1.1753 0.02366 388 334 40 14
304 I’m eighty! Do I get a free pastry? 1.1752 0.02492 331 283 38 10
305 Carl, this isn't what I meant by you being my booty call. 1.1752 0.02284 371 315 47 9
306 Get your booty out of here or I call the police. 1.1752 0.02252 371 314 49 8
307 Umm, today is not “Talk like a Pirate Day”, but I’ll still give you the free donut. 1.1751 0.02245 434 374 44 16
308 $2.95 please. 1.1751 0.02292 377 321 46 10
309 One egg, please. 1.1751 0.02322 377 322 43 11
310 I'm not impressed with your family jewels, so please just take a number. 1.1750 0.02425 360 309 39 12
311 I'll go with you if you're offering above minimum wage. 1.1749 0.02183 423 361 50 12
312 All me gold fer one ‘o them egg tarts . 1.1749 0.02414 383 331 37 15
313 Argh, a fortune for your eggs. 1.1747 0.02341 372 318 43 11
314 Maude looked to the guy in line ahead of her with his vast fortune and knew it was yet another day they’d sell out of cronuts before she even got to the counter. 1.1746 0.02312 355 301 46 8
315 Good morning. Did you find everything you were looking for today? 1.1746 0.02435 378 327 36 15
316 'I told you, the tip option starting at 25% was my manager's idea, and you can always just tap the bypass option--no need to get dramatic.' 1.1744 0.02263 407 349 45 13
317 Again, there is no secret menu. 1.1744 0.02183 430 367 49 13
318 I’m sorry. It’s debit or credit only. 1.1744 0.02240 390 332 48 10
319 No, I’m so sorry, but we haven’t found your lost earring yet. Where did you last see it? 1.1741 0.02281 379 323 46 10
320 At least it’s not NFTs. 1.1741 0.02197 402 342 50 10
321 Sorry. We don't accept cryptobooty. 1.1740 0.02317 385 330 43 12
322 Sorry no larrrrrge, only Venti 1.1739 0.01960 483 409 64 10
323 I don't need to check Davey Jones' locker, I know we're out of tuna. 1.1737 0.02181 380 321 52 7
324 And I'll throw in my ship if you can filet Moby Dick. 1.1734 0.02132 421 358 53 10
325 Is this enough for an egg sandwich? 1.1733 0.02230 375 318 49 8
326 We don’t sell liquor here, captain; we sell lukewarm coffee and stale sandwiches. 1.1732 0.02194 410 350 49 11
327 You know I have to stay late to sweep up. 1.1732 0.02034 462 393 58 11
328 Yo, ho, ho—no, you may not have a splash of rum in your latte. 1.1730 0.02282 393 337 44 12
329 Cream and sugar with that coffer? 1.1729 0.02231 399 341 47 11
330 Unfortunately, our cashless store policy includes doubloons. 1.1729 0.02159 428 366 50 12
331 Card only. 1.1729 0.02029 428 360 60 7
332 For the hundredth time, sir, we cannot make change for a dabloon. 1.1727 0.02055 388 325 59 4
333 Now can you upgrade it to a venti!? 1.1724 0.02402 348 298 39 10
334 well, your order will take a while. 1.1722 0.02282 360 306 46 8
335 No, we don’t have Doubloon Pay. 1.1722 0.02095 395 333 56 6
336 So let me get this straight...you want to pay for your Pirate's Booty Popcorn with pirate booty? 1.1721 0.02135 401 340 53 8
337 I don’t want to see your booty. 1.1720 0.02180 436 375 47 14
338 It’s a generous offer, Captain, but like I said: we still don’t sell parrots. 1.1718 0.02335 355 303 43 9
339 Rewards card you say? 1.1716 0.02298 402 346 41 14
340 One dozen eggs my lassie 1.1716 0.02230 373 317 48 8
341 Arrr…I’ll show you tap to pay. 1.1714 0.02284 350 299 43 8
342 Your parents told me all about you, your mother said you’re still not married and… funny story, I was in the process of sinking their cruise ship… 1.1714 0.02255 391 335 45 11
343 That'll be two doubloons. 1.1712 0.02122 438 375 51 12
344 oat milk please. 1.1711 0.02106 409 347 54 8
345 I believe this now covers 1 dozen eggs, please! 1.1710 0.02201 421 362 46 13
346 That’s nice, we’re still out of coconut milk. 1.1708 0.01964 439 370 63 6
347 Okay, you don’t have to tip but you still need to sign the screen. 1.1708 0.02121 404 343 53 8
348 Sorry for all your trouble but we don't take cash. 1.1707 0.02026 416 351 59 6
349 Sir, I appreciate the ‘Yo-ho-hos’ and all that booty, but we just sell coffee here - no bottles of rum. 1.1707 0.02187 375 318 50 7
350 Still not enough for a Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino. 1.1705 0.02215 393 336 47 10
351 Sir this is not an Arrrby’s 1.1704 0.02135 399 339 52 8
352 Sorry we're all out of rum cake 1.1701 0.02077 388 327 56 5
353 I still can't sell you oysters out of season. 1.1701 0.02267 394 339 43 12
354 We only take credit, debit, or Venmo. 1.1698 0.02295 371 318 43 10
355 I don't care how many people you made walk the plank, we still don't have any oat milk. 1.1696 0.02262 395 340 43 12
356 Sorry, we only take Bitcoin. 1.1696 0.02212 401 344 46 11
357 Starbucks is next door,sir. 1.1695 0.02059 413 350 56 7
358 Our toilets are for paying customers only. 1.1694 0.02346 366 315 40 11
359 I understand your dilemma sir, but we only take plastic. 1.1694 0.02112 431 369 51 11
360 Babe I told you no booty calls while I’m at work! 1.1691 0.02293 408 354 39 15
361 I’ve just known them as long johns…I had no idea how the name originated Mr. Silver. 1.1691 0.02303 343 292 44 7
362 I'm sorry, we don't take booty. Debit or credit only. 1.1691 0.02165 414 355 48 11
363 I’m sorry sir, but you’re still a few doubloons short if you want the latte AND the egg sandwich. 1.1691 0.02192 414 356 46 12
364 Sorry, the grog machine is broken. 1.1690 0.02196 361 306 49 6
365 We're out of hard tack. 1.1690 0.02265 361 308 45 8
366 You show up in the middle of my shift for a booty call? 1.1690 0.02332 361 310 41 10
367 I'm here for the BLT: the Buried Loot and Treasure. 1.1689 0.02340 367 316 40 11
368 We're a coffee shop, sir. We don't sell eggs. 1.1689 0.02220 373 318 47 8
369 Oh so that’s what white privilege means 1.1689 0.02229 379 324 46 9
370 You have to scan your coupons in the app, Sir. 1.1686 0.02542 344 300 30 14
371 We don't accept Pirate Pay 1.1685 0.02091 445 382 51 12
372 No Booty. Visa or Mastercard. 1.1684 0.02057 487 421 50 16
373 NICE WALLET BOOMER ! 1.1683 0.02148 410 351 49 10
374 I'm sorry. You only have enough for one dozen eggs. 1.1680 0.02334 375 324 39 12
375 Sorry, this line is for 15 items or less! 1.1679 0.02234 393 338 44 11
376 Sorry Captain Morgan, we’re out of Rum Cake. 1.1676 0.02166 358 303 50 5
377 Sir we don’t accept that kind of gold card 1.1676 0.02225 370 316 46 8
378 Mr Whitebeard, please, this is getting super awkward, you're like 300 years older than me, I'm not going out with you! 1.1675 0.02304 382 330 40 12
379 I’m sorry sir, we don’t take Discover 1.1675 0.02274 382 329 42 11
380 Look, for the last time, we take any form of payment, other than ‘me buried treasure’” 1.1675 0.02161 388 331 49 8
381 Yes, I'll pay extra for the guac 1.1675 0.02258 394 340 42 12
382 OK. That'll cover 11 eggs. 1.1671 0.02300 359 308 42 9
383 I don't think we're licensed to sell bottles of rum. 1.1671 0.02116 401 342 51 8
384 Yes sir, we do have rum cake but, I'm sorry, we can't accept payment in dubloons. 1.1671 0.02097 407 347 52 8
385 Sorry, we are out of eggs! 1.1667 0.02099 432 371 50 11
386 I'm sorry sir, but we're STILL all out of sprinkles. 1.1667 0.02181 372 317 48 7
387 This be enough for a carton of eggs? 1.1667 0.02225 402 347 43 12
388 Sir, I understand you’re upset about inflation but that’s no reason to make a scene. 1.1667 0.02296 342 292 43 7
389 Yarrr, I be confounded by this Apple Pay ye speak of 1.1663 0.02042 475 410 51 14
390 Will this cover the extra avocado on my toast? 1.1662 0.02327 343 294 41 8
391 We take cash, cards, and Apple Pay -- not sure about doubloons. 1.1659 0.02012 452 387 55 10
392 Can’t you just pay through the app? 1.1659 0.02205 422 366 42 14
393 I'm sorry, that will only get you a regular hot coffee... 1.1659 0.02194 410 354 44 12
394 Ahoy, Scallywag!! Give me all your eggs. 1.1658 0.02208 398 343 44 11
395 How many eggs does this get me? 1.1658 0.02316 392 341 37 14
396 Sorry sir, we’re out of Dead Man’s Treasure, but we do have day old bagels. 1.1658 0.02129 386 329 50 7
397 It’s K-I-D-D, not KEN. 1.1658 0.02222 386 332 44 10
398 Will you be paying with jewels or the sword? 1.1658 0.02225 368 315 45 8
399 I'll take a pirate's dozen. 1.1657 0.02407 356 309 35 12
400 I’m afraid the value of gold doubloons hasn’t risen with inflation. You’re still $2 short. 1.1655 0.02106 411 352 50 9
401 Sorry sir, but a Bear Claw isn't a weapon. 1.1654 0.02037 405 344 55 6
402 Er, we don’t accept booty. 1.1654 0.02145 399 342 48 9
403 Two cartons of eggs please. 1.1653 0.02300 357 307 41 9
404 Debit card? 1.1652 0.02070 448 386 50 12
405 Sorry, we dont accept cash anymore. 1.1651 0.01910 418 354 60 4
406 ‘Sorry.. we only take Debit or Credit cards.’ 1.1650 0.02111 400 341 50 8
407 I'm sorry, we only take cash. 1.1649 0.02054 461 398 50 13
408 Booty is not an acceptable payment method. 1.1648 0.02051 437 374 52 10
409 I'm sorry, credit cards only. 1.1647 0.01989 431 367 57 7
410 In the end, it’s just a pastry, sir. 1.1646 0.02214 395 341 43 11
411 " I'm not going to arg with you." 1.1644 0.02306 371 321 39 11
412 I’m sorry, we only take cards here. 1.1643 0.01961 420 359 55 6
413 The loyalty program here is really something 1.1641 0.02120 396 339 49 8
414 Arrr. I’m still short, aren’t aye …? 1.1640 0.02236 372 320 43 9
415 That should get you 14 large cappuccinos, 3 medium lattes and a bagel. 1.1639 0.02248 360 309 43 8
416 Zip your pants up, grandpa, you're daydreaming again! 1.1638 0.02211 403 349 42 12
417 What do you mean it's not enough for a latte and a scone? 1.1636 0.02240 379 327 42 10
418 I'll be taking all your lattes...Can you use oat milk? 1.1635 0.02197 422 367 41 14
419 Argh.. I'll be taking a dozen of them eggs..this should cover it.. 1.1635 0.02318 367 317 38 11
420 Yes, we can accept payment in gold and jewelry, but hopefully you don't mind letting these old folks order first. 1.1634 0.02208 361 309 45 7
421 Arrgh! Will this cover my latte and scone? 1.1634 0.02121 404 347 48 9
422 Once again, chip-card, contactless, or Applepay 1.1633 0.02140 398 342 47 9
423 I'm not telling you again sir, card only. 1.1632 0.02087 386 329 51 6
424 Sir, this is a bakery, not a pawn shop. And I don't know how to walk the plank. 1.1631 0.02257 374 323 41 10
425 Dude, gold coins can't be accepted as payment and we probably can't deliver to the Spanish Main, wherever that is. 1.1630 0.02214 368 315 44 8
426 I'll need the original receipt to process your returns. 1.1628 0.02156 393 338 46 9
427 “Sorry. No matter how you slice it, we don’t accept baubles for bagels.” 1.1628 0.02063 393 335 51 6
428 I'm sorry, I don't have change for that 1.1627 0.02219 375 323 43 9
429 Actually, it’s 3 crowns and 2 gold goblets for the eggs 1.1627 0.02283 375 324 39 11
430 Got it...your order is four hundred thousand bagels, but you can slice them yourself. 1.1626 0.02242 369 318 42 9
431 Sorry Cap, we don't take plunder. 1.1626 0.02053 406 347 52 7
432 I’m sorry sire, we only accept Apple Pay” 1.1626 0.02111 406 349 48 9
433 I sailed the seven seas to buy pumpkin spice from thee! 1.1626 0.02111 406 349 48 9
434 You know pirates never actually said arr, right? 1.1625 0.02197 363 311 45 7
435 Rum Latte, triple shot! 1.1625 0.02016 437 375 53 9
436 We don’t do “parlay” for payment - just the major payment cards. 1.1623 0.02161 382 328 46 8
437 Ahoy Lenny. The next time you show up at my work for a booty call, I'm gonna crush ye barnacles with my bare hands, you lily-livered scallywag!" "Can I help the next customer? 1.1621 0.02155 401 346 45 10
438 Mutiny on Isle Three! 1.1619 0.02064 420 361 50 9
439 ’this is why HR had to put in a ‘no booty calls at 1.1619 0.02187 383 330 44 9
440 We don't take cash. 1.1618 0.01860 445 377 64 4
441 Black Bread”, venti cinnamon latte for “Black Bread” is ready 1.1618 0.02395 340 295 35 10
442 Sorry, card only…. 1.1616 0.01940 464 398 57 9
443 We only take cards. 1.1616 0.02136 359 306 48 5
444 Remember last week when you mocked my pronunciation of "croissant"? Well, let's try that again. 1.1615 0.02099 390 334 49 7
445 That's very impressive sir, but the free coffee is only for members of the Senior 'Pilates' class. 1.1614 0.02235 378 327 41 10
446 We've actually just gone cashless... 1.1613 0.02086 403 346 49 8
447 Sorry. We only accept credit cards here!” 1.1613 0.02091 372 319 47 6
448 All for one egg? 1.1612 0.02091 428 370 47 11
449 Again, Captain, I don't care how much booty you have. No photo i.d., no rum. 1.1611 0.02155 416 361 43 12
450 I’m Captain Ahab and I’m looking for my first mate, Starbuck! 1.1610 0.02081 385 329 50 6
451 All my treasure for a muffin! 1.1610 0.02188 354 303 45 6
452 Sorry sir, we only take plastic, not diamonds and pearls. 1.1609 0.02082 404 347 49 8
453 And a pirates dozen for me crew 1.1608 0.02271 342 294 41 7
454 This should cover a round of coffees for me and me mates 1.1608 0.02130 398 343 46 9
455 I'll take 3 dozen eggs and a croissant! 1.1608 0.01967 423 361 56 6
456 Of course I'm here for the rumcake 1.1606 0.02087 411 354 48 9
457 I have an order for "Blackboard" 1.1606 0.02218 355 305 43 7
458 I appreciate the offer, but corporate will fire me if I say small, medium and large. 1.1605 0.02128 380 326 47 7
459 Barter system doesn't work now boomers 1.1603 0.02135 368 315 47 6
460 Debit or credit only 1.1602 0.02289 337 290 40 7
461 I'd love to serve you, but we only take debit or credit. 1.1601 0.02213 356 306 43 7
462 Will that be here or to go? 1.1601 0.02187 381 329 43 9
463 Order for Ira…sorry, I mean Captain Terrible. Small half-caf latte for Captain Terrible. 1.1598 0.02320 363 316 36 11
464 Argh… me treasure for the carton of eggs! 1.1597 0.02270 432 382 31 18
465 Aaaaargh, OK, I can make it work if we downsize to a medium. 1.1597 0.02181 407 354 41 12
466 I'm sorry, we don't carry Cap'n Crunch 1.1597 0.02085 382 330 45 7
467 Can you break a bejeweled goblet? 1.1597 0.02134 357 305 47 5
468 «Sir, you’ve spent the last hour hauling in this pile of ancient coins and bejeweled goblets, but we still don’t take cash» 1.1596 0.02064 426 368 48 10
469 I'm applying to be your bagel slicer. 1.1595 0.02336 351 305 36 10
470 You're not on the high seas now - it's cash or card only 1.1595 0.02082 420 363 47 10
471 Hi, I'd like a small coffee please 1.1593 0.02092 408 352 47 9
472 I, Christopher Columbus, have discovered this café. 1.1593 0.02238 383 333 39 11
473 ‘I don’t want to pay with carrrrd ! ‘ 1.1593 0.02238 383 333 39 11
474 Will that be cash or credit card, sir? 1.1591 0.02069 396 340 49 7
475 I keep telling you I’m happily married. 1.1590 0.02096 415 359 46 10
476 Well, that’s an interesting story, Mr. Silver, but it’s still credit cards or U.S. currency only. Oh, and I think you are confusing doubloon and macaroon. 1.1589 0.02139 365 313 46 6
477 Sir, if I had a cronut, I would sell it to you. 1.1589 0.02171 384 332 43 9
478 I'm sorry, but payment is by card only. 1.1588 0.02333 359 313 35 11
479 Yarrr. How about I just use Apple pay? 1.1587 0.01965 441 379 54 8
480 How much did you say a dozen eggs were? 1.1587 0.02270 397 348 35 14
481 Inflation ahoy... 1.1587 0.02125 397 343 45 9
482 Sorry, sir. I don't set the prices. 1.1586 0.01758 498 424 69 5
483 Sorry, we're out of pigeon pie. 1.1586 0.02059 435 377 47 11
484 Arrr, I’m here to plunder yer eggs 1.1586 0.02205 391 340 40 11
485 Sorry. only one strudel left. 1.1585 0.02203 366 316 42 8
486 Sorry, but that won’t be enough for anything with caffeine and foam. 1.1584 0.02227 385 335 39 11
487 I'm here for a dozen eggs...and a donut with sprinkles. 1.1584 0.02101 404 349 46 9
488 Ho, ho ho, and a baba-au-rhum! 1.1582 0.02106 411 356 45 10
489 Arrgh! Yelp said you accepted doubloons?! 1.1580 0.02272 348 301 39 8
490 Ahoy! My tea? 1.1580 0.02264 367 319 38 10
491 sorry, that still won’t cover that dozen eggs 1.1580 0.02252 386 337 37 12
492 You know, it’s only a 30 cent upcharge for oat milk. 1.1580 0.02096 405 349 46 9
493 sir those are outdated British pence and crowns from McDonald's 1.1578 0.02015 412 354 51 7
494 Sorry, we only take credit. 1.1578 0.02073 393 338 48 7
495 I came to buy eggs. 1.1576 0.02139 425 371 41 13
496 I'm sorry, sir - we stopped accepting booty in 2020." 1.1576 0.02032 406 349 50 7
497 Welcome to Staaarrghbucks, what can I get started for you? 1.1576 0.02027 387 331 51 5
498 Sounds like you need a trademark lawyer, sir. We didn't name Pirate's Booty, we just sell it. 1.1576 0.02124 387 334 45 8
499 Yes, that should cover the extra charge for oat milk. 1.1575 0.02132 419 365 42 12
500 Sorry, no. Do you have ApplePay? 1.1575 0.02169 400 348 41 11
501 Just spending some campaign contributions. 1.1573 0.02165 375 324 43 8
502 That’ll get you coffee, no oat milk. 1.1573 0.02025 445 386 48 11
503 The only Long John here has chocolate frosting. 1.1572 0.02181 388 336 41 10
504 No, I don't have a damn VISA card. 1.1572 0.02117 369 317 46 6
505 I'm sorry, we only accept credit cards. We don't accept doubloons. 1.1572 0.02219 369 320 40 9
506 I said Yo-Ho not Yoo-Hoo! 1.1572 0.02047 369 315 50 4
507 I'm not seeing anything "jolly"....... 1.1571 0.02045 401 345 49 7
508 Eggs—I’ll pay any price 1.1571 0.02233 382 333 38 11
509 We appreciate your enthusiasm and your business, but we are out of Pumpkin Spice Latte 1.1571 0.02106 382 329 46 7
510 Do you accept Bitcoin? 1.1571 0.02202 382 334 37 11
511 I traveled the highsea's for some tea, what is this you call coffee that you're trying to sell me 1.1568 0.02176 389 338 41 10
512 Arrggh! What do you mean you only take Apple Pay? 1.1568 0.02145 389 337 43 9
513 Sorry sir, we only take carrrrrd. 1.1567 0.02101 383 329 46 7
514 Sir, this is a Dunkin Donuts 1.1565 0.02106 409 355 44 10
515 I ain't touching your booty. 1.1562 0.02110 416 362 43 11
516 I heard the gold standard is back. 1.1561 0.02181 378 328 41 9
517 Invest in bitcoin ye say? 1.1560 0.02086 423 368 44 11
518 Debit or credit only; no cash, abuse or threats. Next? 1.1558 0.01957 385 328 54 3
519 It’s a cortado’s life for me. 1.1558 0.02025 385 330 50 5
520 I'll be paying in coins today 1.1558 0.02169 353 304 43 6
521 The eggs do cost a fortune, but credit or debit only 1.1558 0.02110 398 345 44 9
522 I told you. We are a coffee store, we aren’t allowed to sell Rum. 1.1557 0.02111 379 327 45 7
523 To go, Miss - I’ve a plane to catch” 1.1557 0.02208 379 330 39 10
524 No credit card Mateys, then you 3 are welcome to swab the decks 1.1556 0.02265 347 304 34 9
525 I'm sorry sir, you only have enough for a half dozen eggs. 1.1556 0.02278 392 345 33 14
526 Credit and debit only. No cash. 1.1556 0.02086 405 351 45 9
527 Lady, I'll have 20 Ventis! 1.1555 0.02062 373 320 48 5
528 Two dozen eggs, and be hasty, good wench. 1.1554 0.02408 354 312 29 13
529 Sorry, we only have change for $20. 1.1553 0.02072 380 327 46 6
530 Sorry, sir. We're a cashless establishment. 1.1551 0.02040 419 363 47 9
531 Yes I will have eggs with that bagel 1.1551 0.02068 419 364 45 10
532 I’m sorry, Captain - doubloons attract a 5% surcharge. 1.1551 0.02192 374 325 40 9
533 No, you don’t own the naming rights. We pirated it from “Moby Dick,” not “Treasure Island.” 1.1551 0.02192 374 325 40 9
534 No,no. A bagel,even with a schmear,does not cost that much. 1.1550 0.02130 400 348 42 10
535 Yes I understand you’re the captain now. For the last time, what type of milk do you want?” 1.1550 0.02009 400 344 50 6
536 Even when I discovered that the earth is round, I was not as surprised as I was at these prices. 1.1548 0.01979 420 364 48 8
537 Rrrrrrr you kidding me?" "No sir. You are still $20 short, but there is an ATM by the Men's restroom. 1.1545 0.02128 382 331 43 8
538 Avast, Ye! It's called multi-level marketing and this is what it's done for me. 1.1545 0.02062 382 329 47 6
539 Okay, yo, ho, ho, and a DECAF fat free latte it is then. 1.1543 0.02081 376 324 46 6
540 Sorry, credit or debit only... 1.1542 0.01991 415 358 50 7
541 Oat milk is a dollar extra 1.1541 0.02389 357 315 29 13
542 The eggs don’t cost a literal fortune, sir 1.1540 0.02140 396 345 41 10
543 What do you mean you don’t take gold coins?!? 1.1540 0.02038 409 354 47 8
544 May I suggest you try Instagram or OnlyFans if your looking for someone to admire your big booty. 1.1538 0.02225 364 317 38 9
545 We accept Blimmer, MyPayment, SquarePeg, ValuePin, RedDot, and NetPayPlus. No cash or plunder. 1.1538 0.01876 468 404 56 8
546 I will trade you for some eggs! 1.1538 0.02160 390 340 40 10
547 Looks like someone is trying to cut their cARRRbs 1.1535 0.02123 417 365 40 12
548 When I say we're a cashless business, that includes doubloons, baubles, and booty. 1.1533 0.01904 424 364 55 5
549 I'm sorry. We don't accept Canadian doubloons here. 1.1532 0.02014 385 331 49 5
550 Sorry, sir, debit or credit only. 1.1532 0.02206 385 337 37 11
551 Sorry Captain, we've gone cashless. 1.1532 0.02124 372 322 43 7
552 What do you mean you dont accept cash? 1.1532 0.02191 372 324 39 9
553 I'm sorry but we don't accept Pirate's Booty 1.1532 0.02295 346 302 35 9
554 No, sorry we’re out of oat milk 1.1531 0.02149 392 342 40 10
555 So just the coffee and the éclairrrr?” 1.1530 0.02132 379 329 42 8
556 I’m sorry sir - that’s plant-based, not plank-based 1.1530 0.02099 379 328 44 7
557 I’ve already told you, we don’t have gluten-free and no amount of treasure will help 1.1530 0.02228 379 332 36 11
558 That's a grande-chai-tea-latte-a cinnamon sprinkle-with honey for R-BEARD? Will that be on your card or will you be paying with booty? 1.1529 0.02041 425 370 45 10
559 Look, pal, we don’t have any rum! 1.1529 0.01995 412 356 49 7
560 We only take Venmo 1.1529 0.01995 412 356 49 7
561 Sorry, we no longer accept stolen property for payment. 1.1529 0.02082 412 359 43 10
562 I’m starrrrrrving 1.1529 0.02064 399 346 45 8
563 I’m sorry. We don’t accept booty. 1.1528 0.02014 373 320 49 4
564 The treasure and yo ho ho hos are impressive. But I think they’re wondering,‘Where’ s the bottle of rum?’ 1.1528 0.02165 360 312 41 7
565 That's right, I asked for lox, eggs AND avocado. 1.1528 0.02236 360 314 37 9
566 This is an order, for captain Jack Sparrow, pirate so brave he’d like seven teas 1.1527 0.02113 419 367 40 12
567 It’s card only. 1.1526 0.02104 367 317 44 6
568 We can't accept any change over $20, sir. 1.1524 0.02230 361 315 37 9
569 Sir, I need your card. 1.1523 0.02015 394 340 48 6
570 That's a very generous offer, but we are still out of cronuts. 1.1523 0.01968 440 382 49 9
571 Sorry, prices have gone up. You’ll need more than that for a coffee and a muffin. 1.1520 0.02270 342 298 36 8
572 'Arrrrrg.' Okay. There. I said it. But you still don't have enough there for a venti. 1.1519 0.02000 428 372 47 9
573 I'm sorry, but we can't accept pirate treasure for payment. Credit or debit only. 1.1517 0.01989 402 347 49 6
574 I don't suppose you have a debit card? 1.1517 0.02060 389 337 45 7
575 I get that you think $1.20 is too much, but do you still want the donut? 1.1517 0.02028 389 336 47 6
576 Paying by credit card would have been a lot easier, Sir 1.1515 0.02359 330 289 32 9
577 I'm sorry, but no cash back 1.1515 0.02005 396 342 48 6
578 I'm sorry but this store is cashless. 1.1514 0.01977 416 360 49 7
579 Is this enough to pay for a venti? 1.1514 0.02035 416 362 45 9
580 Sorry, sir. I can’t make change for a booty. 1.1514 0.02015 403 349 47 7
581 I will have a dozen eggs and a quart of milk 1.1513 0.02326 337 295 33 9
582 A large latte with oat milk and the rum cake, please. 1.1513 0.02276 357 313 34 10
583 Through raging waters and deadly jungles, I have finally arrived ... to get a coffee with no sugar please. 1.1510 0.01998 437 381 46 10
584 We only take cash or credit, but there's a booty machine across the street 1.1509 0.02117 371 322 42 7
585 Pirate’s Booty is in isle five 1.1509 0.02018 391 338 47 6
586 "It's actually against the law to offer "booty for a bagel", sir." 1.1508 0.02128 358 310 42 6
587 : "Me treasure for your eggs, me lass!" 1.1508 0.02235 358 313 36 9
588 I'm sorry. I can't accept booty for bagels. 1.1508 0.02059 398 346 44 8
589 How many bags will you be needing today? 1.1508 0.02059 398 346 44 8
590 Just in time, Mr. Timbers. The bagel slicer broke. . 1.1507 0.02207 365 319 37 9
591 Pirates! In this economy? 1.1506 0.02095 405 354 41 10
592 That's enough for a 12oz. coffee. 1.1506 0.02036 405 352 45 8
593 Sarcasm won't help Mr Fitch. We all feel the inflation. 1.1506 0.02329 352 310 31 11
594 Sir İ am not sure if the insurance policy of the store will cover you if you fall from that pile. 1.1505 0.01984 412 356 48 7
595 No returns of Chocolate Coins when the package has been opened. Er, uh, Matie,l sir. 1.1501 0.02180 353 307 39 7
596 Sorry, our King’s Ransom Loyalty Points program was replaced with our “Chipper Sipper’s Club last year. 1.1501 0.02105 353 305 43 5
597 Sir, oat milk is only fifty cents extra.. 1.1501 0.02174 373 326 38 9
598 Sir, we're a diner, not an aquarium. 1.1499 0.02295 367 324 31 12
599 Sorry, I don't have exact change for a 'pile o' booty.' 1.1497 0.02169 374 327 38 9
600 Payment by cards only? Aaarrrgh! 1.1496 0.02237 381 336 33 12
601 Can I please order a toasted everything bagel with cream cheese and bacon I got a long trip ahead of me. 1.1496 0.02110 381 332 41 8
602 We don’t take cash Matey 1.1495 0.01848 428 368 56 4
603 Your Gold Card has been accepted. What would you like? 1.1493 0.01978 402 348 48 6
604 Sorry, we only do Venmo. 1.1491 0.01957 409 354 49 6
605 I’m sorry. We don’t accept pirate booty. 1.1489 0.02022 376 325 46 5
606 I have a pumpkin spice latte ready for Blockbored 1.1489 0.02057 376 326 44 6
607 But Captain, our Berried Treasure Danish has no doubloons; it's made with strawberries. 1.1488 0.02100 383 334 41 8
608 This motherfuckarrrrrrrrrr 1.1488 0.02307 363 321 30 12
609 Unfortunately, we've recently gone cashless. 1.1487 0.01908 437 379 51 7
610 We ran out of our special, 'Jolly Roger-expresso', would you like a 'Red Eye' instead?! 1.1486 0.01929 370 317 51 2
611 I don't know what doubloons are, but we're still a card-only establishment. 1.1485 0.02185 377 331 36 10
612 Sorry Captain, we just sold the last blueberry sconut. 1.1484 0.01995 384 332 47 5
613 I'm sorry sir, we only have French macaroons, not Spanish doubloons. 1.1484 0.02095 384 335 41 8
614 I'm sorry, sir. No matter how much you have, we don't accept cash. 1.1484 0.02095 364 316 42 6
615 Ok, we will stock your booty! No need to get sassy.” #SassySnack 1.1483 0.02102 391 342 40 9
616 I’ve heard you sell Pirate’s Booty here! 1.1482 0.01966 425 370 47 8
617 Sorry, we only take visa, mastercard, paypal, or apple cash. 1.1481 0.02147 378 331 38 9
618 Whaddya mean…cards only? 1.1481 0.02062 412 361 41 10
619 Clean up, aisle 6. 1.1481 0.02118 412 363 37 12
620 I have doubloons for macaroons. 1.1480 0.02151 358 312 39 7
621 Are ye sure ye have no rum doughnuts? 1.1480 0.02002 392 340 46 6
622 Venti soy latte for...Craptin Back-Bread. 1.1479 0.02053 365 316 44 5
623 Burt, let's hope she says Yes and takes our son out of our house. Its our last chance for our couple! 1.1478 0.01942 433 379 44 9
624 Now hand over all of your egg tarts, egg salad sandwiches, and the Eggs Benedict too. 1.1476 0.02252 359 316 33 10
625 I’m sorry Cap’n.. that will only cover ONE venti mochaccino. 1.1475 0.02129 373 326 39 8
626 Sir, can you put that thing down? 1.1474 0.02194 346 302 37 7
627 Our system is down. Do you have the correct change? 1.1474 0.02071 380 331 42 7
628 Arrr, I’ll give you the tip! 1.1474 0.02071 380 331 42 7
629 Sorry, we only take credit cards! 1.1473 0.02139 421 373 34 14
630 Yes,we do decaf but I'm afraid we don't take coins. 1.1472 0.02140 360 314 39 7
631 Even that isn’t enough money to buy a cup of coffee at this fancy cafe in a major metropolitan area. Take your scurvy-smelling dick elsewhere. 1.1472 0.02118 394 346 38 10
632 Looks like you’ll be wanting free shipping? 1.1471 0.02218 367 323 34 10
633 Arrr you kidding matey…it’s an extra 10 cents for the bag? 1.1471 0.02064 401 351 41 9
634 Will me hoard cover ye’s hornswaggling prices? 1.1471 0.02011 408 356 44 8
635 They've wired him up to say 'Caveat emptor' after every purchase. 1.1470 0.02066 381 334 39 8
636 Is it enough to get me a cup of this special morning joe? 1.1469 0.02009 388 337 45 6
637 Credit cards only. No doubloons. 1.1468 0.01935 402 348 49 5
638 Sorry sir, we only accept credit card. 1.1465 0.02101 389 341 39 9
639 Im sorry sir, do you possibly have another form of payment? 1.1465 0.02053 430 378 39 12
640 Would you like to use debit card, credit cards, digital wallet, or mobile pay? 1.1465 0.02080 355 308 42 5
641 I know the lowest default tip option of 25% sounds high, but it seems like you can afford it 1.1465 0.02046 396 346 42 8
642 Sorry, we don’t take coins you bit. 1.1463 0.01830 417 359 55 3
643 OK, sir, I understand you might be THE Captain Blackbeard, but I still gotta ask my manager. 1.1463 0.02045 376 327 43 6
644 Sir, inflation didn't hit that hard 1.1462 0.01953 383 331 48 4
645 We only accept cash, credit, or debit here. 1.1462 0.02055 383 334 42 7
646 . "That's a little too much, Captain Morgan." 1.1462 0.02205 342 302 32 8
647 If you used the app you could have saved yourself a lot of trouble. 1.1462 0.01941 431 376 46 8
648 I told you, we don’t give change in doubloons. 1.1462 0.01933 390 337 49 4
649 I mean I know it's optional but it sort of seems like a tip wouldn't be a big deal... 1.1462 0.02000 390 339 45 6
650 the second amendment, you say? 1.1462 0.02032 390 340 43 7
651 This line is for payment with credit cards only, sir. 1.1460 0.01989 404 352 45 7
652 I hope you have exact change! 1.1460 0.02159 363 318 37 8
653 Spice Islands latte to go? 1.1460 0.02051 363 315 43 5
654 I’m sorry, we don’t accept doubloons as a form of payment. 1.1459 0.02133 370 324 38 8
655 Like I said, we only take cards 1.1459 0.01918 418 363 49 6
656 Sorry, you’ll need to let these two folks go first and second. Third is the one with the treasure chest. 1.1459 0.01826 418 360 55 3
657 « Sorry, I still don’t take pillar dollar » 1.1459 0.02040 377 328 43 6
658 a macaron please 1.1458 0.02050 384 335 42 7
659 Sorry, Ahab is off today. Would you like to try our caramel Frappuccino? 1.1458 0.02153 391 345 35 11
660 Avast. A dozen of yer finest eggs. 1.1457 0.02208 350 307 35 8
661 What! No Cornish Pie! 1.1455 0.02069 378 330 41 7
662 Sir you're still 5$ short, recession hit hard' 1.1455 0.02000 378 328 45 5
663 I’ll take a dozen eggs 1.1455 0.02168 378 333 35 10
664 1/4 lbs bologna please. Sorry, my credit card was stolen yesterday, 1.1454 0.01937 399 348 45 6
665 I’ll take a large Pirate Spiced Latte 1.1454 0.01904 399 345 50 4
666 The cost of oat milk is getting out of hand 1.1453 0.02128 406 359 35 12
667 Manager says we’re not for sale, but did you want a gluten free apricot delight? 1.1453 0.02047 413 363 40 10
668 I’m here for ye Cronuts! 1.1451 0.01872 455 397 50 8
669 Sorry, but we only accept electronic payments." 1.1447 0.02092 380 333 39 8
670 Okay, coffee and donuts for 200, and I need a name other than Big Booty. 1.1447 0.02158 380 335 35 10
671 So us having oat milk is the hill you’re willing to die on? 1.1445 0.02016 422 371 41 10
672 I demand to speak to your captain. 1.1445 0.01954 443 389 44 10
673 Sorry, but that's not enough for an egg. 1.1444 0.02163 360 316 36 8
674 How many eggs will this get me? 1.1444 0.02102 367 321 39 7
675 Not you again. I don’t care that you have been binge watching Ozark. My manager already told you that we have a strict anti-money laundering policy. 1.1444 0.02066 367 320 41 6
676 A blueberry scone for me, and bagels for my parents, or it's the plank for you! 1.1444 0.02020 381 332 43 6
677 This time: with avocado. 1.1444 0.02054 381 333 41 7
678 Welcome back to the gold standard 1.1442 0.01860 437 380 51 6
679 Sir, your purchase total is only $5.90. 1.1440 0.02061 368 321 41 6
680 I’m sorry but half-cent coins were declared worthless in 1857. 1.1436 0.02077 383 336 39 8
681 It’s hard to watch. With inflation out of control it’s becoming increasingly impractical for him to continue being a pirate. 1.1436 0.02085 390 343 38 9
682 Look, clearly there’s been a misunderstanding here - we advertised a sale on Jolly RANCHERS. 1.1432 0.02136 384 339 35 10
683 Credit or debit only, sorry. 1.1432 0.01973 405 354 44 7
684 I am hereby taking this Starrrbucks. 1.1429 0.02045 371 324 41 6
685 Well, they do say eggs marks the spot…” Callum J. Rolfe, London U 1.1429 0.02011 392 343 42 7
686 Entrepreneurs are one of the hardest hit groups by inflation 1.1429 0.02067 385 338 39 8
687 Is this tip enough? 1.1429 0.02034 385 339 38 8
688 Wait, that’s still not enough for a cup of plain coffee? 1.1429 0.02022 378 330 42 6
689 I have more in the ship I swear! 1.1429 0.02009 371 323 43 5
690 Sorry. You’re still a doubloon short. Inflation. 1.1429 0.02106 392 346 36 10
691 I don't care if you are the 'Bluebeard of Paradise', I'm not cleaning your mess. 1.1425 0.01964 407 356 44 7
692 Loyalty card sir? 1.1425 0.02025 407 358 40 9
693 From my perspective, Captain, you would have a better chance of making a deal if your foot was off that chest. 1.1425 0.02107 400 354 35 11
694 Arrrr, I have come for thy eggs. This should be enough for one carton! 1.1425 0.02171 365 322 34 9
695 Can you write Bride on the cup? 1.1425 0.02088 358 313 39 6
696 Argh! Me booty for a donut, wench, and toss in a Pirate’s Booty! How would you like your change, sir? 1.1422 0.01998 415 365 41 9
697 Inflation, am I right? 1.1422 0.01815 415 359 53 3
698 Me pot of gold for a pot of coffee 1.1421 0.01922 387 336 47 4
699 Fake coins, no oversight and desperate for attention 1.1421 0.02105 373 328 37 8
700 Sorry, no doubloons. Credit only. 1.1421 0.02095 366 321 38 7
701 I have all this loot, but what I really want is a good ham n cheese on rye! 1.1421 0.01946 366 317 46 3
702 For the third time, it's credit cards only, sir. 1.1420 0.02069 352 307 40 5
703 Sorry, It's 'card only' 1.1418 0.02019 388 340 41 7
704 We don't accept cash... surely you have a mastercARRRRRd...? 1.1417 0.02007 381 332 42 6
705 I’m sorry sir, we don’t have any sea cow milk. 1.1417 0.02133 374 333 31 10
706 Ahoy! I will trade my booty for this "Pumpkin Spice" I have heard about across the seven seas? Or, is it all a bunch of scuttlebutt as I believe it to be. 1.1416 0.02024 353 307 42 4
707 Doubloons or credit? 1.1414 0.02086 396 350 36 10
708 Aren't you too old for this kind of things? 1.1414 0.01893 396 344 48 4
709 Captain Kidd, you couldve paid off your tab with a credit card. 1.1414 0.01968 382 333 44 5
710 What do you mean it’s extra for almond milk?! 1.1413 0.01989 375 330 39 6
711 Okay...you've made your point. We'll spell your name correctly on your coffee cup next time. 1.1412 0.02135 354 311 36 7
712 Sir, if you don’t stop manifesting corporeally, we’ll have to banish you to the nether realms. 1.1410 0.02065 383 337 38 8
713 Richer than I, you can never be...I had a mother who read to me." 1.1410 0.01884 454 399 46 9
714 Shiver me timbers lass, no yo-ho-hos? 1.1409 0.02148 369 326 34 9
715 Sir, it’s seems that you dropped your booty. 1.1409 0.02067 362 317 39 6
716 No exact change. No rum cake. 1.1408 0.01922 419 367 45 7
717 Sorry; electronic payments only. 1.1408 0.01922 419 367 45 7
718 Can you make change? 1.1408 0.01862 419 365 49 5
719 I have returned to regain my parents' business. 1.1407 0.01851 398 345 50 3
720 This is Dunkin—not Starbucks. 1.1406 0.02015 377 330 41 6
721 I’ll be having the free range organic eggs” 1.1406 0.02117 377 333 35 9
722 The leprechaun I killed for this gold said the Irish coffee was good, so 3 of those please! 1.1405 0.02134 363 320 35 8
723 Would you like those cake pops for here or to go, sir? 1.1404 0.02197 356 315 32 9
724 Sorry, matey, it’s still not enough for a dozen eggs! 1.1403 0.02000 392 344 41 7
725 I honestly don't know how many doubloons are in $5, sir 1.1403 0.02151 385 342 32 11
726 I’m sorry the ARRR-mond milk is going to have be an extra charge” 🏴‍☠️ ☕ 1.1401 0.02019 364 318 41 5
727 Arr, then do you accept Venmo instead? 1.1400 0.01909 400 349 46 5
728 Thank you for showing me your wares, now allow me to show you ours 1.1397 0.02087 365 321 37 7
729 My bounty for your Bundt cake, missy! 1.1397 0.02014 365 319 41 5
730 Is this the coffee shop with the seafaring tradition of the early coffee traders?" 1.1396 0.01924 394 344 45 5
731 Oh, hi there! 1.1395 0.01944 387 338 44 5
732 Throw in Johnny Depp and I still can't add rum to your venti latte. 1.1395 0.02068 380 335 37 8
733 I know, our new rewards program is THE WORST 1.1394 0.01863 416 363 48 5
734 Sorry but we only accept credit 1.1394 0.02127 373 330 34 9
735 We're still out of bagels. 1.1393 0.01892 438 385 45 8
736 No, bakeries don’t have Coinstar machines. 1.1391 0.01995 381 334 41 6
737 „Of course, takeaway. All of it…“ 1.1390 0.02076 367 323 37 7
738 Somebody tell Johny to stop flashing his trial winnings 1.1388 0.02035 389 343 38 8
739 Your donuts or your life! 1.1387 0.01865 375 328 44 3
740 . No. It won’t make yer booty look huge. 1.1387 0.01940 375 326 44 4
741 Me, after I won the contest 1.1382 0.02007 434 386 36 12
742 Arrr give me all yer eggs! 1.1382 0.02136 369 327 33 9
743 Sorry Mr Hook, as I said we only take credit cards. 1.1382 0.02003 398 351 39 8
744 Hmmm, I don’t have a reader for Plunder or Booty but we take Venmo, Zelle, and Square. 1.1380 0.01980 384 337 41 6
745 Polly want a CRACKER! 1.1380 0.01926 413 366 39 8
746 Argh, my bounty for some eggs. 1.1379 0.02067 406 361 34 11
747 ‘That’s NOT what I meant by a booty call’ 1.1378 0.02121 399 356 31 12
748 Uh,we just ran out of the Cap’n Crunch muffins. 1.1378 0.02096 370 327 35 8
749 Argh yourself, it’s credit cards only.” 1.1377 0.02121 363 321 34 8
750 Your mom and dad are going to be very disappointed you didn’t leave a tip. 1.1377 0.01941 385 337 43 5
751 What do you mean you can’t check below the deck for that flavor? 1.1377 0.01976 385 338 41 6
752 sorry, no rum, no gruel, but I can whip up 6 dozen bagels with lox and 4 barrels of decaf latte 1.1376 0.01910 407 357 44 6
753 Cant by me love 1.1375 0.01851 429 375 47 6
754 Arrr! And a blueberry scone to stave off the scurvy. 1.1374 0.01928 422 372 42 8
755 I'm sorry sir, we still don't have pumpkin spice right now and no amount of treasure is going to change that. 1.1374 0.01928 364 317 44 3
756 I knew we should have asked more questions when management said the Buckaneers would be handing out samples today. 1.1373 0.01856 415 363 47 5
757 My kingdom for a croissant 1.1373 0.01971 386 339 41 6
758 I’ll give you 2 Doubloons for a triple, skinny, caramel latte. . 1.1372 0.01992 379 333 40 6
759 Yer tellin’ me ye only take card? 1.1371 0.02091 350 308 36 6
760 Two cronuts, please. 1.1371 0.02154 372 331 31 10
761 Sorry Blackbeard already bought all of our Kracken Cakes 1.1371 0.02014 372 327 39 6
762 i think a decaf would be fine 1.1371 0.01912 394 345 44 5
763 OK, matey. I'll ditch the pirate costume, if you'll offer pumpkin-spiced lattes year-round. 1.1370 0.02000 365 320 40 5
764 That's very impressive, sir, but, we only take Mastercard 1.1370 0.02066 387 343 35 9
765 Yo ho, surrender your booty! 1.1368 0.01855 402 351 47 4
766 Arrrg, what I wouldn’t give for a good gluten free bagel! Take it all, ya wench! 1.1364 0.01869 396 346 46 4
767 Sorry. We only accept Bitcoin. 1.1363 0.01924 411 362 42 7
768 nan 1.1363 0.01954 411 363 40 8
769 Shiver me timbers ‘ll this be enough to by me there frap? 1.1362 0.01888 389 340 45 4
770 But I don't wanna be a pirate. 1.1361 0.02012 382 337 38 7
771 Sorry Sir like I said the couple behind you ordered the last chocolate babka, come back tomorrow 1.1360 0.01932 397 349 42 6
772 You can not pay with looted treasure! 1.1360 0.01995 353 309 40 4
773 Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! 1.1359 0.01909 368 324 41 3
774 A dozen of your Shiver Me Tim-Bits. 1.1358 0.02139 383 342 30 11
775 Blast, it be pay by card only? 1.1356 0.02098 376 334 33 9
776 No, I will not trade my daughter's booty for your booty." 1.1355 0.02013 391 345 37 8
777 This IS the original packaging! 1.1355 0.02088 369 327 34 8
778 I don,t care who you are you still have to be in line for our donuts! 1.1355 0.01904 369 322 44 3
779 Sorry sir, but we don’t take credit aaarghs. 1.1355 0.01935 406 358 41 7
780 I sorry Capt. Bones, but no amount of booty can change the fact that we just can't provide a cask of rum with your Danish. 1.1351 0.02012 370 326 38 6
781 For the last time, we only accept cashless payments 1.1351 0.01893 385 337 44 4
782 Sorry Sir, but that's still not enough to pay for a chocolate cupcake with your coffee. 1.1349 0.01971 393 347 39 7
783 We have a 2% surcharge on cursed payments. 1.1348 0.01854 445 393 44 8
784 The Captain of The Flying Dutchman orders an eternity's supply of Krispy Kremes. 1.1346 0.01991 364 320 39 5
785 Sorry, but we only take Venmo and ApplePay. 1.1345 0.01900 394 346 43 5
786 I'm sorry, we only accept credit or debit cards. 1.1345 0.01900 394 346 43 5
787 I’m sorry, we only take credit or debit cards. 1.1345 0.02025 342 300 38 4
788 My treasure chest of jewels for a slice of your sweet profits! 1.1344 0.02072 372 329 34 8
789 Did Cellino or Barnes get you that settlement? 1.1344 0.02107 372 333 29 10
790 Captain Celiac swears his oath: “Every last coin of my hard-won treasure is yours if you can bake me a convincing gluten free croissant!” 1.1344 0.02086 387 345 32 10
791 Its just a muffin. 1.1342 0.01909 365 319 43 3
792 Care for some small talk about Tom Brady's life choices while I wait? 1.1342 0.01948 365 320 41 4
793 Hmm, welcome—I hope you find what you're looking for. 1.1342 0.02026 395 351 35 9
794 I think i already brought enough money to buy the chocolate croissant everyone is posting pictures of 1.1342 0.01754 395 345 48 2
795 I'm sorry, we don't take gold coins, precious gems, or jewelry. Do you have Venmo? 1.1341 0.01917 410 362 41 7
796 This better be enough for a dozen eggs ! 1.1341 0.01978 410 364 37 9
797 We only take debt or credit card. 1.1340 0.01937 403 356 40 7
798 Sir with all that gold your standing on I think you can cough up $1.95 1.1339 0.02169 336 298 31 7
799 He didn’t hear about the price of eggs. 1.1338 0.01924 396 349 41 6
800 Inflation be damned. I'll take a venti frappuccino. 1.1337 0.02007 419 374 34 11
801 I think if we’d known pirates were real we would have picked a different name for our wi-fi. Can I offer you a cake pop on the house? 1.1335 0.01965 382 337 39 6
802 is it card only, or do you take plunder? 1.1335 0.01965 382 337 39 6
803 Arrgh! Time travel is a bitch. 1.1335 0.01985 397 352 37 8
804 It’s still not enough money for your double spice pumpkin latte, sir 1.1335 0.01883 442 392 41 9
805 You’ll have to talk to our owner, Captain Moonbucks. 1.1333 0.01959 360 316 40 4
806 I'll take all of your gold coins - and they better be solid chocolate inside! 1.1333 0.02006 390 346 36 8
807 I can't sell you pieces-of-eight. We just sell them individually. 1.1333 0.02021 405 361 34 10
808 i'm sorry, sir, we only take credit cards 1.1333 0.01905 390 346 38 6
809 I'm not interested in talking to private equity funds. 1.1333 0.02111 360 320 32 8
810 Sorry captain, our snickerdoodle recipe is not for sale. 1.1332 0.01803 428 376 47 5
811 I don't care what all the pirates ate in your day. We don't carry rum buns. 1.1332 0.01948 398 352 39 7
812 Nope - still don’t get it: we’re American. 1.1332 0.01925 383 337 41 5
813 Welcome to Treasure Island Cafe. May I take your order? 1.1330 0.01923 406 359 40 7
814 Do you want change with your order? 1.1330 0.01891 406 358 42 6
815 Starbuckaneers! 1.1330 0.01954 361 317 40 4
816 Um, I'm not sure how many sandwiches you expect for a trunk of pearls and jewels, but we definitely take Venmo... 1.1327 0.01784 422 370 48 4
817 Is this enough for a croissant?” Luca wehl 1.1326 0.02100 362 322 32 8
818 Sorry, we only take credit card or ApplePay… 1.1325 0.01926 415 368 39 8
819 Sorry sir we’re all out of orange juice… 1.1325 0.01895 415 367 41 7
820 Sorry, you can only get a half-dozen with that. Inflation you know... 1.1325 0.01950 385 340 39 6
821 Okay,okay. Throw in the the sword and you can have a mega-millions ticket. 1.1324 0.01883 408 360 42 6
822 What do you mean you've run out of organic oat milk?! What will I have with my captain crunch now? 1.1323 0.01959 393 348 38 7
823 I’m still not allowed to accept any cash 1.1322 0.01835 401 352 45 4
824 (Sigh) looks like the Pirate’s Booty is back in stock 1.1319 0.02104 379 339 30 10
825 I’m sorry, but I don’t think starting a Tik Tok challenge will make your children recognize Talk Like a Pirate Day. 1.1319 0.02036 379 337 34 8
826 Sir, I’m sure if we all took a moment to calm down you will see how much better tap and pay is to booty. 1.1318 0.02068 349 309 34 6
827 I be meanin' to procure Zabaaaars! 1.1317 0.01797 372 324 47 1
828 Argh! I've sailed the seven seas to taste-test your sfogliatella and make sure Yelp's review rings true. 1.1317 0.01988 372 329 37 6
829 I brought coupons. And, we intend to use all of them, for we shall celebrate and have a great feast! 1.1317 0.01809 410 360 46 4
830 It's impressive, but we still only accept card or Apple Pay. 1.1316 0.01783 433 381 47 5
831 Looks like we’re a Long John Silver’s now. 1.1315 0.01826 403 354 45 4
832 Don’t tell me … “Pirates of the Starbucksbean.” 1.1314 0.02022 350 309 36 5
833 Arrr, matey I got the correct change!!" 1.1313 0.01844 396 348 44 4
834 Give me winning numbers. This is what I bought from the last Powerball drawing, mate! 1.1312 0.02026 381 339 34 8
835 This register only accepts card, is that OK? 1.1311 0.02005 366 324 36 6
836 Sir, we only accept credit or debit here. 1.1310 0.01940 397 352 38 7
837 It's a lovely stack, Mr. Whitebeard, but today the jewels and gold will only get you a dozen pastries and a seeded rye. 1.1310 0.01907 397 351 40 6
838 Is this Argentina? I´ll take two croissants please... 1.1309 0.01880 382 336 42 4
839 I'm sorry, we had to adjust prices to inflation. 1.1309 0.01851 405 357 43 5
840 Argh, me pastries! 1.1309 0.01851 405 357 43 5
841 Captain Shylock's is in the building next door 1.1309 0.01784 405 358 43 4
842 If you want a Vente, you might need more loot. 1.1308 0.02000 367 325 36 6
843 I’m really sorry. We only accept cards. 1.1308 0.01924 367 323 40 4
844 Halloween is gone, Paul 1.1308 0.01885 367 322 42 3
845 …AND the Avocado Toast! 1.1308 0.01892 390 344 41 5
846 To be honest, we prefer Apple Pay. 1.1308 0.01861 413 365 42 6
847 Cash or credit? 1.1307 0.01869 398 354 38 6
848 Two fried eggs ! 1.1306 0.02021 337 297 36 4
849 How many egg bites will this get me?!?! 1.1306 0.02060 360 320 33 7
850 There has been some inflation, yes, but we only take plastic. 1.1304 0.01995 368 326 36 6
851 It's my tribute to Mike Leach. 1.1302 0.01871 384 338 42 4
852 What do you mean you won’t accept gold? 1.1301 0.02062 369 329 32 8
853 I’m paying for it, I can call it expresso 1.1301 0.02110 346 308 31 7
854 I’ll take the entire case. I’m starrrrrrrrrving! 1.1299 0.01838 408 360 43 5
855 Fine--cash, credit, debit, Apple Pay, Google Pay or gift card--just give me the coffee. 1.1298 0.02012 362 321 35 6
856 Arrr Ya Gonna Sell me Venti NOW Matey?! 1.1297 0.01788 401 354 43 4
857 A treasure chest of pieces of eight for two dozen jelly filled donuts. 1.1294 0.01942 371 328 38 5
858 We don't serve Maraduers. 1.1293 0.01881 379 334 41 4
859 Sorry we don’t accept doubloons! 1.1291 0.02001 364 322 35 6
860 I'm sorry Captain, with rising cost of food these days, that's still not enough for coffee and a bagel! 1.1289 0.01949 380 337 37 6
861 no cash allowed 1.1289 0.01876 380 335 41 4
862 I assume this is enough for one of your famous cronuts. 1.1289 0.01780 388 340 46 2
863 You could say the new owner is old school. 1.1288 0.01919 365 322 39 4
864 Dad, enough with the cosplay; we don't need "The Captain's" help with the pie weights this week. 1.1287 0.01765 435 384 46 5
865 Sorry, we've gone Doubloon-less. 1.1286 0.02081 381 342 29 10
866 I am here to collect my free sub. 1.1285 0.01827 397 350 43 4
867 Do you accept treasure? 1.1284 0.01999 327 288 36 3
868 What do you mean you don’t take cash! 1.1282 0.01879 390 345 40 5
869 er, yeah this is the flagship location...May I suggest a latte? With boat-milk? 1.1282 0.02082 351 313 31 7
870 I don't care how much you tip - I'm not a scab 1.1281 0.01890 398 352 39 6
871 I'll take a dozen eggs. Yarr! 1.1281 0.01956 398 354 35 8
872 Yes, inflation has made food more expensive. But a “King’s ransom” is a bit extreme! 1.1281 0.01910 367 324 39 4
873 So, it'll be one trenta with soy milk? 1.1280 0.02100 375 337 28 10
874 I'm prone to finger food... 1.1279 0.01875 391 346 40 5
875 Even so, we’re out of Cronuts. 1.1279 0.01944 391 348 36 7
876 Ok so yes to the whipped cream for $1 extra? 1.1278 0.02037 352 313 33 6
877 I'm sorry, we can only take a credit card for payment. 1.1278 0.02008 360 320 34 6
878 -But that only covers for the 3 frappuccinos, sir... 1.1278 0.02157 360 324 26 10
879 Card or cash? 1.1277 0.02018 368 328 33 7
880 How much for a pastrami sandwich? 1.1277 0.02018 368 327 33 7
881 No, we don't accept the treasure of Monte Cristo as payment 1.1277 0.01872 415 369 39 7
882 I'm sorry, Sir, we'll accept Venmo but not Discovery 1.1276 0.01829 431 383 41 7
883 I'm sorry Captain, we only accept bitcoin. 1.1276 0.01929 384 341 37 6
884 Despite NYC law, it’s Debit Card Only” 1.1274 0.01861 369 325 41 3
885 Arggg…” “Ughhh…” “Arggg…” “Ughhh…” “Arggg…” #customerservic 1.1274 0.02120 369 332 27 10
886 Our founder and inspiration, Captain Cook; also a notice about shop-lifting. 1.1271 0.01822 409 362 42 5
887 Be not concerned. I’ve already plundered todays booty. 1.1271 0.01822 409 362 42 5
888 I’d rather walk the plank than drink an almond milk latte. How many pieces of silver for cream and sugar? 1.1271 0.01986 354 314 35 5
889 I’m sorry, but we only take cash or credit. 1.1269 0.01849 386 341 41 4
890 According to Wikipedia, a Doubloon is $4, which is worth 3 Cannolis. 1.1267 0.01890 371 330 36 5
891 Argh! Jelly filled donuts or your life! 1.1266 0.01732 387 339 47 1
892 It’s cash or credit and please clean up your mess. 1.1263 0.01945 388 346 35 7
893 I’m sorry sir, we only accept Visa, Master Card or American Express. 1.1263 0.01853 396 351 40 5
894 I’m sorry, Captain, we have nothing here to combat scurvy. 1.1263 0.01853 396 351 40 5
895 Hi Ho Bitcoin! 1.1262 0.01776 412 364 44 4
896 I'm very sorry sir, we're all out of Chocolate Donuts. 1.1261 0.01913 349 308 38 3
897 ‘Half my treasure for some pie.’ 1.1261 0.01997 349 310 34 5
898 First, returns were not part of the purchase agreement. Second, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and I'm not. And third, the code is more "guidelines" than actual rules, so I must do nothing. Have a nice day, Mr. Barbosa. 1.1257 0.02073 350 313 30 7
899 I brought my own plate and utensils — plus we both have the pirates’ dream — a sunken chest! 1.1257 0.02081 358 321 29 8
900 Of course, I'm wearing underwear! 1.1257 0.01961 382 341 34 7
901 Um, so we only accept credit, debit and bitcoin - not gold or silver coin. 1.1256 0.01831 390 345 41 4
902 One Venti Mocha Cookie Frappuccino please. 1.1256 0.01936 390 348 35 7
903 That’s a mighty sum of doubloons for a scone, wench. 1.1256 0.01901 390 347 37 6
904 I'm sorry, sir. This is a teasureless establishment. Credit cards only. 1.1256 0.02008 398 358 30 10
905 It's ALL mine or ELSE! 1.1250 0.01941 376 335 35 6
906 We only accept debit. 1.1250 0.01828 376 332 41 3
907 ‘Would you happen to take doubloons at this establishment?’ 1.1250 0.01855 336 295 40 1
908 One spicy latte for… Jared Sperrol and one espresso for Charlie Blackbird 1.1250 0.01844 384 340 40 4
909 Did you say you want to speak to the managARR? 1.1250 0.02061 352 315 30 7
910 Make it a soy latte, or you walk the plank. 1.1247 0.01701 441 390 47 4
911 I know I put my punchcard somewhere in here 1.1247 0.01981 385 345 32 8
912 Sir, no thanks - we are already employed in "daylight robbery" and your anti-union policies are even worse than here. 1.1247 0.01936 377 335 35 6
913 I'm sorry, sir, we don't carry Hi-C's 1.1247 0.01949 361 323 32 6
914 A large… With two pumps of the salty caramel! 1.1246 0.02032 337 300 32 5
915 Raise You! 1.1244 0.01838 410 365 39 6
916 Ahoy, batten down the hatches! I am now prepared for walking the inflation plank of your new prices.. 1.1244 0.01893 402 361 33 8
917 Arrr, can I get a half dozen then? 1.1243 0.01944 362 322 35 5
918 I need enough coffees and pastries to dominate the world in money and riches 1.1240 0.01830 387 343 40 4
919 Don't talk to me about dead parrots 1.1237 0.01826 388 344 40 4
920 How about it, now? . 1.1237 0.01897 388 346 36 6
921 "Very impressive, matey. But that doesn't change the fact that we are out of cheese danish." 1.1233 0.01827 373 330 40 3
922 Davy Jones lochets...wont cost an arm or your leg! 1.1231 0.01865 398 355 37 6
923 I don't care how much you're paying, we're out of bagels. 1.1231 0.01888 390 348 36 6
924 Ahoy, matey! Me shipmates hear yer lookin’ for a lot of dough… 1.1228 0.02046 342 306 30 6
925 Sorry, we can't accept THAT kind of BOOTY as well 1.1224 0.01792 384 340 41 3
926 I’m sorry, that still doesn’t cover the beef tenderloin. 1.1223 0.02102 327 293 28 6
927 I finally got autocorrect to text the crew boulangerie instead of bouillon. 1.1223 0.01795 368 325 41 2
928 Sorry sir - Uber eats, Deliveroo, and East India Trading Company orders are picked up at the other counter 1.1222 0.01797 409 364 40 5
929 That's enough money for about five lattes. 1.1222 0.01885 401 359 35 7
930 Aye Matey, how many dubloons for a dozen of your finest donuts ? 1.1221 0.01875 393 351 36 6
931 yo ho ho frappuccino! 1.1221 0.01898 385 344 35 6
932 YO HO, YO HO, A CINNAMON BUN FOR ME! 1.1220 0.02065 336 301 29 6
933 Sorry sir, you still owe $3 for your latte, our rewards program just changed 1.1220 0.01994 377 339 30 8
934 Check: pumpkin soy latte with extra whip. Size? 1.1216 0.01826 370 328 39 3
935 You best start believing in bakeries, Ms. Turner. You’re in one! 1.1216 0.01866 370 329 37 4
936 Union dues? 1.1215 0.01933 395 355 32 8
937 That chest also holds our re-stocking fee 1.1214 0.01924 387 347 33 7
938 A medium drip. 1.1212 0.02002 363 326 30 7
939 Sorry ,we don't accept booty so don't argue. 1.1209 0.01789 422 377 39 6
940 For the last time, it doesn’t matter how many doubloons you have, we don’t carry boat milk. 1.1208 0.01771 389 345 41 3
941 He says he is with the crypto -security oversight team?! 1.1206 0.01890 373 333 35 5
942 So, where do you hide your treasure? 1.1203 0.01847 374 333 37 4
943 We don't take cash, jewelry or bitcoin. 1.1201 0.01935 358 320 33 5
944 Sorry, no doubloons accepted, only cash...credit and debit cards. 1.1200 0.01881 375 335 35 5
945 Aye Ahab 1.1197 0.01876 376 336 35 5
946 That's fine. I actually have my own absolutely no returns policy. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1195 0.01780 435 390 38 7
947 We don't take change for the calzones. 1.1194 0.01945 377 339 31 7
948 I'm sorry, but we're also a gold, silver, jewels and other stolen loot-less store. 1.1194 0.01754 377 334 41 2
949 what do you mean you only take cashless payments? 1.1189 0.01811 370 329 38 3
950 Aye, doubloons for chocolate coins a fare exchange indeed! 1.1189 0.02210 328 298 21 9
951 We just released Flaming Hot Pirate’s Booty 1.1188 0.02014 345 312 26 7
952 What do you mean you don’t take booty? 1.1187 0.01785 379 337 39 3
953 Arghhhh... don't you just hate inflation? 1.1187 0.01899 379 340 33 6
954 'depends. Are you union?' 1.1186 0.01981 354 318 30 6
955 Aargh! All my booty for a raspberry cruller and a pint of grog! 1.1186 0.01806 371 332 35 4
956 I'm so sorry, Long John Silver doesn't fit on the Short cup... 1.1183 0.01841 372 332 36 4
957 I heard food prices were skyrocketing. Will this cover my meal? 1.1183 0.01880 372 333 34 5
958 Ahoy wench, all yer chocolate croissants for me mates. Yarr! 1.1181 0.01737 381 338 41 2
959 Does it look like I have room for cream? 1.1181 0.01804 398 356 37 5
960 Arrgh, what do you mean you only take credit? 1.1176 0.01946 374 337 30 7
961 Sorry, but we can't accept that type of currency here 1.1176 0.01841 357 318 36 3
962 Yeah we offer a seniors discount Tuesdays, but you still don't have enough for a Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccino 1.1175 0.01719 417 372 41 4
963 Yes we have the other booty. 1.1175 0.01855 366 327 35 4
964 So you wanna buy a fair trade pastry? 1.1173 0.01853 392 352 34 6
965 Arrrrrr! Hand over every last egg bite. Eggs be the most valuable plunder to ye land lovers. 1.1173 0.01866 375 336 34 5
966 I’m still working on my masters, commander. 1.1169 0.01938 325 292 29 4
967 Sorry, we only accept Visa and Mastercard 1.1165 0.01759 412 369 38 5
968 AAHRRRRR Ye going to part with those rum cakes or not Lassie? 1.1165 0.01768 395 353 38 4
969 Uhh .. Johnny, is that u ? 1.1162 0.01753 439 395 37 7
970 Our @piratesbooty is incomparable to anyone else’s 1.1162 0.01764 396 354 38 4
971 Yes, I know the guac is extra. 1.1161 0.01764 422 379 37 6
972 I have no CBDC card. 1.1160 0.01817 362 323 36 3
973 "So... The treasure was not the friends you made along the way huh? 1.1158 0.01953 380 344 28 8
974 Do ye accept change?”*counts each coin on the counter, one by one 1.1157 0.01853 363 325 34 4
975 I think I can have a cup of coffee at this airport now" #expensivenes 1.1155 0.01800 381 341 36 4
976 «What luck! No electricians had time to come, thank you for helping us fixing the ceiling fan by using your 4 foot pile of treasures!» 1.1147 0.01707 401 361 36 4
977 « we met at beach volleyball on Pier 5 » 1.1147 0.01889 375 338 31 6
978 Look at me. LOOK AT ME. I'm the baker now. 1.1145 0.01762 393 352 37 4
979 One Ham and Cheese croissant, please 1.1144 0.01834 367 329 34 4
980 The manager said that we no longer accept BitCoin but Bootycoin will do. 1.1144 0.01590 402 356 46 0
981 I asked me time machine to take me to the best time and place to hide me treasure. Where am I, poppet?” “Starbucks, 21st century. Sounds about right, your cash has absolutely no value here. 1.1140 0.01852 386 348 32 6
982 Sorry, we only take credit and debit cards. Oh, wait, got a smartphone Wallet? 1.1138 0.01719 378 337 39 2
983 Yes, this is New Deli, sir. No. You may not bury your treasure here. 1.1137 0.01736 387 346 38 3
984 He’s upset about the embargo on cuban rhum 1.1136 0.01960 352 318 28 6
985 it is my duty to collect that booty... and some extra croissants please 1.1136 0.01832 352 315 34 3
986 Alright, you can have it, but the cash isn’t really worth much. 1.1136 0.01929 361 326 29 6
987 I know you’d have to be a fool to pay these prices, but ‘fool’s gold’ is still not a form of legal tender 1.1136 0.01929 361 326 29 6
988 PIRATE BLM .. equity is coming for your community next 💰💰💰 1.1136 0.02007 361 328 25 8
989 I can't give you any of the wealth - you are old retireds ! 1.1135 0.01860 370 333 32 5
990 Sorry, we've a booty-less store. 1.1132 0.01775 371 332 36 3
991 For the Guac 1.1131 0.01765 389 349 36 4
992 Like I said, we accept Apple Pay, Google Pay, cash, credit and debit but not doubloons, or any other form of crypto for that matter. 1.1122 0.01834 401 363 31 7
993 One everything with plain cream cheese, lox, tomatoes, onions and capERRRRs 1.1120 0.01807 357 320 34 3
994 Ahab is forever Ahab, man...your booty is no good here. 1.1120 0.01739 366 327 37 2
995 A dozen bagel, please. 1.1119 0.01725 402 361 37 4
996 We don’t take booty. Can you Venmo? 1.1117 0.01712 376 336 38 2
997 Yarr, I’ve heard of the land of sirens and lattes!! I am ready for the purchase.” #Franchise 1.1114 0.01854 368 332 31 5
998 Aye, Captain, a "no cash" store means we accept electronic payments only. 1.1114 0.01763 386 347 35 4
999 Aye, now that the chest is empty, put all of yer eggs inside. 1.1111 0.01918 360 326 28 6
1000 Sir, was making a pun about inflation really worth bringing all of your loot to buy a latte? 1.1108 0.01818 379 342 32 5
1001 Wow, you’ve slimmed down- what’s your secret?” “Food insecurity. 1.1105 0.01813 380 343 32 5
1002 Arrrggg! Inflation is taking all my loot! 1.1103 0.01701 408 367 37 4
1003 We sell sub sandwiches—not sub vessels for stealthy state-of-the-art pirate plundering.” 🏴‍☠ 1.1097 0.01837 383 350 26 7
1004 I found this in my soup 1.1096 0.01751 356 323 29 4
1005 Sorry, Captain. The yoHoHo's went early today. 1.1090 0.01802 367 331 32 4
1006 Sir, we just started taking Apple Pay, I don’t think I can accept doubloons… 1.1085 0.01768 378 341 33 4
1007 But Dad, no matter how much plunder you offer, we do not make aardvark scones. Now, will you please step aside and let Mr. and Mrs. Steinworth pick up their anaconda bagels? Should I tell Mom you're in town? I'm Chris, your first born. Burrrrrrrrp! 1.1080 0.01856 361 327 29 5
1008 When did we start tipping baristas?!” He said in an arggghhhh-umentative ton 1.1080 0.01657 389 349 38 2
1009 This is Great B-I-T-E-S, I think you’re looking for Great B-I-G-H-T 1.1080 0.01736 389 351 34 4
1010 Don't be silly. Only Republicans robb the poor. I'm here for a creamy pirate. It's Rom, coffee and cream. 1.1077 0.01810 362 327 31 4
1011 Great to be graced by your presence, Mr. Schultz. 1.1075 0.01940 335 304 26 5
1012 We heard there was a coin shortage 1.1073 0.01827 382 347 29 6
1013 Who sacked my Rum Raisin Cookies? 1.1072 0.01904 345 313 27 5
1014 Inflation is just terrible. 1.1070 0.01810 374 339 30 5
1015 Uh, we do take Apple Pay. 1.1067 0.01778 356 321 32 3
1016 I apologize, sir, but we are currently cashless. 1.1066 0.01661 366 328 37 1
1017 How much for a large with your best latte art? 1.1065 0.01776 385 352 27 6
1018 where is the produce AYEsle? 1.1064 0.01679 376 338 36 2
1019 Arrrrrrrrrrr 1.1063 0.01748 395 358 32 5
1020 Argh ... Me Sunken Treasure for ye Dunkin' Doughnuts?!? 1.1061 0.01855 358 325 28 5
1021 As promised: Apple turnovers for all my people 1.1058 0.01719 359 325 31 3
1022 Arrr… bring back lime refreshers! 1.1056 0.01845 360 327 28 5
1023 I want this much value in crypto-currency NOW! 1.1054 0.01682 389 351 35 3
1024 Refund my change! 1.1050 0.01653 400 361 36 3
1025 Arrrr.... I am here to take a dozen of eggs... arrrr 1.1049 0.01712 391 354 33 4
1026 « inflation hit private entrepreneurs pretty bad » 1.1048 0.01728 353 318 33 2
1027 A king's ransom for 3 dozen Blue Beard's blueberry muffins, 1.1047 0.01735 382 346 32 4
1028 I’m sorry but we’re a non-cash establishment 1.1047 0.01735 382 346 32 4
1029 I’ll have one Iced Latte, please. 1.1047 0.01735 382 346 32 4
1030 I'll slice the meat for you and besides, we've gone cashless 1.1034 0.01700 377 341 33 3
1031 Sorry, we only have decaf 1.1028 0.01666 389 352 34 3
1032 I’m cuckoo for me pastry puffs. 1.1028 0.01828 360 328 27 5
1033 Sir, I see your are wealthy but I cannot tie up my employees to serve you immediately 1.1024 0.01793 371 338 28 5
1034 Sir, this is a Starbucks. 1.1020 0.01756 353 320 30 3
1035 I'm sorry, we don't take bounty treasure at this time. Cash or credit. I get it that you're another avid reenactor confusing us with a character from Moby Dick, but honestly, we're just a coffee shop here. Your treasure is no good here. 1.1019 0.01855 363 332 25 6
1036 Don't you have the exact change, Captain darling? 1.1016 0.01750 384 350 29 5
1037 Let me tell you about the old man I ran into at Ace Hardware who was really fussy about buying a snow shovel, held up the entire line, and payed in cash. Also, he parked at a bus stop instead of in the parking lot. Some people are idiots. 1.1009 0.01719 347 314 31 2
1038 Your iced almond cappachino is drivin' me nuts 1.1008 0.01753 367 334 29 4
1039 Sorry for the inflation. 1.1005 0.01630 398 361 34 3
1040 Oh sorry...we're fresh out of Aaarrggh. 1.1000 0.01762 390 360 24 6
1041 I'm sorry, but I don't want to be a "matey" in your dreams of adventure and plunder. 1.1000 0.01605 390 356 31 3
1042 Sir, inflation isn’t everywhere, please inform yourself 1.1000 0.01712 380 346 30 4
1043 I'm sorry, but we've sold out of the day-old chocolat doubloons. 1.0992 0.01767 373 341 27 5
1044 No. That is still not enough for the two steaks. 1.0987 0.01758 375 343 27 5
1045 We still don't have them, cream puff. 1.0981 0.01749 377 345 27 5
1046 sorry, the going rate is 20% these days 1.0974 0.01695 380 347 29 4
1047 No sir, perhaps these people might be old enough to remember what a 'Quantum Leap' is 1.0967 0.01651 362 329 31 2
1048 Sorry, no Emerald Meringues today! 1.0965 0.01622 373 339 32 2
1049 Chopped cheese the OCKY way 1.0963 0.01549 405 367 35 2
1050 What do yer mean this’ll only cover a ‘tall’ at ARRRbucks?…and they call ME a pirate! 1.0961 0.01777 333 304 26 3
1051 Avast, landlubber, The Pequod crew told me tha 1.0960 0.01658 375 342 30 3
1052 Will this cover my oat milk latte? 1.0950 0.01742 358 328 26 4
1053 Cappuccino for a Swashbuckler? 1.0944 0.01862 360 333 20 7
1054 Do you have any boats? 1.0940 0.01624 415 381 29 5
1055 Yes, I did it my way.! 1.0934 0.01623 364 332 30 2
1056 Gold is the new Schrodinger's cat, it's both dead and alive 1.0914 0.01544 372 339 32 1
1057 Sir, is that an iced coffee you'd like? 1.0909 0.01613 341 310 29 1
1058 Messing up a bakery could be a restaurant code crime. Just saying. 1.0907 0.01595 386 354 29 3
1059 Make it a dozen egss. 1.0896 0.01551 402 369 30 3
1060 « Sorry Sir, my golden rule is no tips! » 1.0893 0.01689 347 319 25 3
1061 Sorry we don't sell shovels 1.0880 0.01604 375 345 27 3
1062 Like I told them, we’re not dishonoring cash. We just only take credit. 1.0838 0.01541 370 341 27 2
1063 Ummm sorry, but we don’t sell “Cronuts” 1.0831 0.01563 337 310 26 1
1064 I like that film with Micheal Douglas too, but you can't have lunch before 11 am and i'm here for work 1.0829 0.01477 374 344 29 1
1065 Pirate: Arrrr will take some MAP-a-roni and cheese, sweet tARRRRts, and a pb and jelly roger! Lady: would you like a iced sea with that? 1.0763 0.01522 393 367 22 4