Contest #834


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 They recommend the beef. 1.7019 0.01270 3932 2007 1090 835
1 Your eggs should be out any minute now. 1.7002 0.01355 3129 1508 1051 570
2 Our early bird specials. 1.6820 0.01487 2613 1302 840 471
3 We'll have those crumbs on your table cleaned up in no time. 1.6423 0.01194 4020 2128 1202 690
4 This is our early bird special. 1.6311 0.01284 3459 1859 1017 583
5 They just wanted to thank you for being vegan 1.6296 0.02025 1377 738 411 228
6 The birds recommend the fish. 1.6282 0.01544 2367 1271 705 391
7 From our new Roof to Table menu... 1.6277 0.01670 2052 1111 594 347
8 Your eggs will be right out 1.6274 0.01174 4007 2130 1240 637
9 Care for a cockatiel? 1.6146 0.01345 3202 1782 872 548
10 Who had the wings?” 1.6109 0.01108 4403 2379 1358 666
11 May I introduce tonight’s specials? 1.6021 0.01399 2719 1480 841 398
12 We just had these flown in. 1.6020 0.01136 3967 2119 1308 540
13 Yes, sir, all of our poultry is free-range." 1.5876 0.01145 4171 2355 1181 635
14 Are you going to finish those croissant crumbs? 1.5854 0.01143 4187 2372 1179 636
15 You asked for separate bills? 1.5825 0.01356 2934 1659 841 434
16 Or do you think your eggs should come first? 1.5793 0.01480 2491 1424 691 376
17 These are locally sourced, I assure you...Central Park, in fact. 1.5782 0.01273 3305 1876 947 482
18 Where would you like your eggs? 1.5763 0.01461 2511 1430 715 366
19 It's best when we don't tell you their names 1.5730 0.01179 3890 2237 1077 576
20 My true love gave these to me. 1.5686 0.01391 2647 1495 799 353
21 I understand you have a complaint about the way the eggs were made. 1.5677 0.01190 3884 2271 1021 592
22 We have some special tweets for desert. 1.5641 0.01453 2480 1425 711 344
23 I'm not your waiter. I'm just here to pick up chicks. 1.5624 0.01318 3211 1905 806 500
24 In lieu of cell phone coverage, we are pleased to provide a quaint but reliable message service. 1.5530 0.01811 1499 853 463 183
25 Thank you for not asking about our lobster selection. 1.5509 0.01489 2396 1416 640 340
26 It's our third day of Christmas Special. 1.5461 0.01163 3827 2253 1058 516
27 Oh, don’t worry about the crumbs. Our busbirds will take care of it. 1.5409 0.01320 2751 1581 852 318
28 Our special for this evening: three French hens 1.5370 0.01598 1948 1144 562 242
29 Have you had a chance to become acquainted with the specials? 1.5369 0.02067 1194 709 329 156
30 It’s the Chef’s last day. He’s giving everyone the bird. 1.5359 0.01576 2064 1230 562 272
31 They're much quicker than a busboy at cleaning up crumbs. 1.5346 0.01386 2516 1466 755 295
32 We have three turtle doves left over from the holidays. 1.5287 0.01173 3569 2114 1023 432
33 It's arm to table. 1.5286 0.01075 4160 2443 1235 482
34 We have three specials for you to choose from this evening... 1.5249 0.01433 2332 1375 690 267
35 Think of them as chicken with a better sense of direction. 1.5221 0.01397 2490 1484 712 294
36 This fresh. 1.5221 0.01840 1496 907 397 192
37 Today's special is Three French Hens 1.5210 0.01584 1879 1108 563 208
38 Who’s feeling peckish? 1.5171 0.01187 3450 2073 970 407
39 Welcome to game night. 1.5163 0.01364 2632 1589 727 316
40 I'm training them to recite the specials. 1.5142 0.01331 2824 1725 746 353
41 Indeed sir. Locally sourced, sustainable cuisine is our mission, now say hello to tonight’s special. 1.5118 0.01494 2071 1231 620 220
42 No, I ordered the 2 turtle doves my wife ordered the 3 French hens…you’ve got this all mixed up!….we’ll just take a partridge in a pear tree 1.5046 0.01363 2709 1685 681 343
43 Our menu is arm to table. 1.4893 0.01266 2814 1720 811 283
44 May I tell you about tonight’s special on wings? 1.4622 0.01251 3133 2064 690 379
45 Care for some fresh eggs? 1.4583 0.01437 2036 1278 583 175
46 Before you order....some magic! 1.4578 0.01381 2320 1483 612 225
47 Our special today is popcorn and sunflower seeds, with a side of millet, served at the foot of a miniature statue of a man on a horse. 1.4576 0.01399 2334 1509 582 243
48 Here’s your squab tartar. Would either of you like more coffee? 1.4457 0.01710 1584 1049 364 171
49 Here's the non-alcoholic flight you ordered. 1.4390 0.01441 2123 1397 520 206
50 A three-egg omelette? There’s a bit of a wait. 1.4250 0.01548 1781 1186 433 162
51 They recommend the pot roast. 1.4217 0.01566 1814 1231 401 182
52 I thought you said you wanted to pick up the chick. 1.4074 0.01780 1301 882 308 111
53 They respectfully request you don't order their eggs scrambled. 1.3965 0.01840 1150 780 284 86
54 The accordion player is out sick so we thought we would try this little trio. 1.3953 0.01832 1118 752 290 76
55 This one has an eggy aroma with a hint of subway. 1.3942 0.01930 1040 707 256 77
56 The eggs might take awhile. 1.3937 0.01789 1237 847 293 97
57 You’re just in time for our “early bird specials”. 1.3906 0.01813 1339 951 253 135
58 What did you think “farm to table” meant? 1.3889 0.01874 1206 849 245 112
59 Our chef insists that we present what you’ve ordered before he begins cooking. I recommend skipping the pork in the next course. 1.3829 0.01941 1196 866 202 128
60 I'm talking FRESH!! 1.3812 0.01878 1149 808 244 97
61 This is what it sounds like when doves cry. 1.3769 0.02097 934 664 188 82
62 Sidewalk to table. 1.3763 0.01910 1116 792 228 96
63 I’m just doing this until my magic career takes off. 1.3744 0.01871 1063 738 252 73
64 You didn’t ask for the chick? 1.3742 0.02047 922 647 205 70
65 Of course, these are just floor models. 1.3681 0.02033 902 633 206 63
66 They requested to speak with you regarding the Cornish hen you ordered as an entrée. 1.3678 0.01970 987 698 215 74
67 It's farm-to-table. Farm-to-kitchen-to-table is extra. 1.3661 0.02166 915 670 155 90
68 Yes, Sir. We are cage free. 1.3651 0.02060 956 690 183 83
69 They wanted to know if you enjoyed the bird's nest soup. And to remind you that they're homeless now. 1.3597 0.02719 556 406 100 50
70 Choosing your lobster proved so popular we decided to offer a fresh quail option. 1.3574 0.02026 901 642 196 63
71 We’ve got a special on perch today. 1.3560 0.03038 427 310 82 35
72 We recommend the cracker. 1.3555 0.02020 872 617 200 55
73 They're part of our arm-to-table menu. 1.3487 0.02102 823 592 175 56
74 Picking your own lobster worked so well for us, we are now doing it with our poultry selection too 1.3471 0.02254 700 502 153 45
75 May I recommend the squab? 1.3442 0.02119 770 551 173 46
76 the squab is particularly fresh tonight! 1.3436 0.02013 844 603 192 49
77 We hope you will give us a good tweet about our service 1.3421 0.02283 681 492 145 44
78 They wanted to see their eternal resting place. 1.3421 0.02379 649 473 130 46
79 The chef would like you to get to know each other a little first. 1.3420 0.02141 731 521 170 40
80 Three French Hens 1.3400 0.02112 797 578 167 52
81 Don’t worry, it’s a sanitary napkin. 1.3380 0.02300 642 462 143 37
82 I am SO glad you asked about our Early Bird Special! 1.3376 0.02272 696 508 141 47
83 Yeah, I mentioned the special is perch and now they won’t leave me alone 1.3369 0.02252 751 557 135 59
84 Can I draw your attention to tonight’s specials, which are currently going cheep 1.3360 0.02186 756 554 150 52
85 Today's Meet Your Dinner specials: Chippy with apricots, Snooky Terrine, and our famous, Tweety Pie. 1.3358 0.02359 685 509 122 54
86 Yes, sir. They're fresh. 1.3357 0.02265 694 507 141 46
87 Are you sure it wasn’t their cookie? 1.3333 0.02497 606 451 108 47
88 And for my next trick….. 1.3333 0.02324 630 457 136 37
89 May I offer you a conversation starter? 1.3323 0.02285 650 472 140 38
90 Oh, I don’t work here. 1.3287 0.02184 724 531 148 45
91 Would you like a napkin, sir? 1.3265 0.02395 582 425 124 33
92 They’ll come stuffed with bread scraps and shiny things. 1.3249 0.02326 634 467 128 39
93 As part of our initiative to source locally, today’s special is 100% Arm-to-Table. 1.3231 0.02306 619 453 132 34
94 I’ll bring the check while my colleagues clean up those crumbs. 1.3228 0.02545 567 426 99 42
95 They also recommend the fish. 1.3223 0.02237 633 460 142 31
96 Would you like to hear the specials repeated three times? 1.3171 0.02203 678 501 139 38
97 Good evening. I'm Brett. I'll be your server tonight. Have you dined at Just Pigeons before? 1.3164 0.02360 629 472 115 42
98 on the left we have wild caught Central Park pigeon, in the middle a Bronx variety, and on the right, an earthy Queens sample 1.3142 0.02516 592 453 92 47
99 Thankfully we are fresh out of lobster. 1.3115 0.02433 488 354 116 18
100 The towel? Isn't it obvious? 1.3114 0.02839 472 364 69 39
101 May I clean the breadcrumbs? 1.3100 0.02383 613 464 108 41
102 Of course not, they’re just to alert us if we have another gas leak in the kitchen 1.3085 0.02520 577 443 90 44
103 We’ve decided these come before the eggs 1.3084 0.02796 454 346 76 32
104 Tastes like chicken, sir. 1.3065 0.02463 522 389 106 27
105 Sorry Sir we sold out of French Hens in December 1.3040 0.02359 602 456 109 37
106 And our pigeon fricassee is guaranteed to be fresh! 1.3034 0.02357 580 436 112 32
107 They are from a magician who couldn’t pay his bill! 1.3015 0.02476 534 404 99 31
108 They wanted to thank you personally for not ordering the squab appetizer. 1.3012 0.02649 488 373 83 32
109 One in the hand, or two in the bush, sir? 1.3000 0.02790 440 337 74 29
110 They prefer “bus-birds”, sir. 1.2981 0.02372 567 429 107 31
111 They’re the toughest critics—they Tweet about anything that ruffles their feathers. 1.2980 0.02374 557 420 108 29
112 Due to avian flu we can't serve fowl any more, so instead we are teaching them to do stand up and perform light dinner theater. 1.2977 0.02615 487 372 85 30
113 Would you like to hear the specials?” “The specials” “The specials” “The specials 1.2957 0.02409 514 385 106 23
114 And our special for the evening- Birds of a feather, roasted together 1.2944 0.02639 479 368 81 30
115 and for a limited time, we are offering our Christmas leftovers at a discounted price 1.2932 0.02498 532 409 90 33
116 Who had the 3 French Hens? Your Turtle Doves will be out in a minute. 1.2915 0.02611 494 382 80 32
117 We only use the freshest ingredients. 1.2896 0.02418 518 393 100 25
118 I heard you wanted dinner and a show. 1.2891 0.02598 460 351 85 24
119 Actually, I'm glad you spilled the bread basket. 1.2869 0.02656 467 362 76 29
120 The middle one recites the wine list. 1.2860 0.02551 451 342 89 20
121 Are they local? 1.2857 0.02581 448 341 86 21
122 The eggs here are really fresh. 1.2852 0.02386 526 401 100 25
123 All our poultry is local. 1.2847 0.02650 425 324 81 20
124 I want to eat like a bird." vs "I want to eat, like, a bird. 1.2829 0.02734 463 365 65 33
125 Thank you, but usually people leave money as a tip. 1.2794 0.02767 433 340 65 28
126 You need to order an entree if you want them to sing 1.2787 0.02507 470 361 87 22
127 I have your two turtle doves, a partridge, and aperitifs. 1.2785 0.02421 456 344 97 15
128 No. These are “to go”. 1.2776 0.02691 407 313 75 19
129 Are you fimished with your breadcrumbs? 1.2774 0.02739 411 319 70 22
130 Our full experience includes magic tricks between courses. 1.2761 0.02367 489 372 99 18
131 Care for a non-dairy creamer? 1.2759 0.02949 377 297 56 24
132 Yes, they’re baked in a pie. 1.2755 0.02604 432 333 79 20
133 You get 3 complimentary tweets with every meal… 1.2741 0.02923 343 265 62 16
134 Let me defer to my colleagues to tell you about about our selection of crackers. 1.2732 0.02799 410 323 62 25
135 Arm to table! 1.2718 0.02508 471 366 82 23
136 Aparrotif? 1.2706 0.02890 377 297 58 22
137 Which one would you two lovebirds like to eat? 1.2696 0.02714 408 319 68 21
138 May I recommend the perch? 1.2667 0.02975 360 286 52 22
139 Our dessert special tonight is poached parakeet in pear sauce. Would you like to pick your parakeet? 1.2664 0.02468 458 355 84 19
140 I’m afraid we’re out of breadsticks. 1.2658 0.03132 316 250 48 18
141 No, I ordered 2 turtle doves. The French hens go to table 12. 1.2646 0.02664 412 323 69 20
142 Welcome to Rick's, where every day is the third day of Christmas! 1.2620 0.02787 374 294 62 18
143 We are sourcing our own eggs. 1.2595 0.02667 370 287 70 13
144 We overbooked the balcony 1.2590 0.03055 305 240 51 14
145 If duck a l'orange is too pricey, may I suggest pigeon a l'arm. 1.2560 0.02663 375 293 68 14
146 I think one of them just called you cheap. 1.2555 0.03232 274 217 44 13
147 No Sir I’m not giving you the bird. 1.2532 0.02901 316 248 56 12
148 All squab is harvested from local cars and statues! 1.2530 0.03003 336 270 47 19
149 They'll take your order." 1.2500 0.02649 408 326 62 20
150 We're "arm to table." 1.2491 0.03119 281 223 46 12
151 Simply attach a note to one of the pigeons whenever you’re in need of service 1.2485 0.02841 330 261 56 13
152 Sir, your order was tweeted 1.2479 0.02907 355 287 48 20
153 It's our cat-lovers' special. 1.2478 0.03113 335 275 37 23
154 I believe you inquired about freshness. 1.2474 0.02609 388 307 66 15
155 Welcome to Gino’s authentic New York experience, these are the pigeons that will be bothering you today, can I get you a starter? Mozzarella sticks? 1.2465 0.02733 361 287 59 15
156 Yes, indeed...our eggs are fresh. 1.2465 0.03209 284 229 40 15
157 If you're not in the mood for French hens, how about the partridge? 1.2457 0.02686 346 272 63 11
158 They don't recommend the poultry. 1.2445 0.02656 364 288 63 13
159 Our violinist is on vacation. 1.2443 0.03298 262 211 38 13
160 And tonight we have a special tweet for you folks 1.2426 0.02717 338 267 60 11
161 It is just like selecting a lobster from the tank. 1.2421 0.02793 347 278 54 15
162 Straight to you from the New York Library. 1.2405 0.02935 316 254 48 14
163 May I interest you in a flight? 1.2394 0.02987 284 226 48 10
164 Christmas special, two-thirds off. Only one speaks fluent French. 1.2390 0.02808 364 296 49 19
165 We don't use menus here. Would you prefer to see the lamb? 1.2388 0.03149 289 235 39 15
166 It's our variation on 'pick your own lobster.'" 1.2387 0.02936 331 269 45 17
167 And here is your flight. 1.2385 0.02763 327 260 56 11
168 Which mama bird would you like to feed you? 1.2376 0.03238 282 231 35 16
169 From the gentleman at the bar, sir. 1.2366 0.03219 279 228 36 15
170 They really really don’t want you to ask about the specials tonight 1.2364 0.02835 313 250 52 11
171 Would you like a bird in the hand or two in the bush? 1.2362 0.03201 254 204 40 10
172 No, sir, my emotional support animals are unfortunately not on the menu. 1.2362 0.03296 254 206 36 12
173 I’m glad you’re here, Mr. Reuter. Your office called and left three messages. 1.2362 0.02768 343 276 53 14
174 The squab is exceptionally fresh this evening. 1.2360 0.02783 322 257 54 11
175 Chef didn’t want them to see us preparing the foie gras. 1.2353 0.03189 272 221 38 13
176 Sir, I was told that you wanted to speak to the managers … 1.2349 0.02857 332 269 48 15
177 I can recommend the middle one. 1.2348 0.02784 345 279 51 15
178 I'm sorry, but the chef is in a fowl mood. 1.2344 0.03130 256 205 42 9
179 I know - French hens in an Italian bistro, right? I just work here. 1.2340 0.02871 329 267 47 15
180 No, these are sparkling sparrows. True pigeons come from the Pigeon Forge Region of Tennessee. 1.2340 0.02709 359 290 54 15
181 Which one’s children would you like in your omelette? 1.2339 0.03091 295 241 39 15
182 All our dishes are arm-to-table. 1.2338 0.02787 278 218 55 5
183 Bon appetweet. 1.2336 0.03328 244 198 35 11
184 It’s a little gimmicky but these cuties sing you the specials 1.2333 0.02703 360 291 54 15
185 We now offer crumb-free service. 1.2332 0.03048 253 201 45 7
186 We believe it's more humane not to break up the family when preparing them. 1.2318 0.03533 233 192 28 13
187 These gentlemen paid for your meal. They also kindly provided the creamer in your coffee earlier from their seats above your table. 1.2308 0.03148 286 235 36 15
188 Did we save any room for pigeons? 1.2303 0.02919 330 271 42 17
189 ...and they're 100% free range. 1.2299 0.03114 274 223 39 12
190 Oh, I thought you said it was your Bird Day. 1.2299 0.03114 274 223 39 12
191 And here we have the cockatiel flight. 1.2297 0.02919 296 239 46 11
192 The carrier pigeons will send your order in now. You should expect your meal in two to six days. 1.2295 0.02983 292 237 43 12
193 Our pigeons are all locally sourced. 1.2291 0.02927 275 220 47 8
194 French hens special. Chef's true love took a hike. 1.2287 0.03238 258 211 35 12
195 They’re market price. 1.2261 0.03117 283 233 36 14
196 Did you say check or chick 1.2259 0.02797 301 242 50 9
197 We're out of Jerk Chicken. May I offer you some asshole pigeons? 1.2254 0.03352 244 201 31 12
198 They like crumbs. 1.2254 0.02717 315 253 53 9
199 Something tweet to go with your tea? 1.2252 0.02979 302 248 40 14
200 Tastes like chicken. 1.2250 0.03336 240 197 32 11
201 Would anyone like a cracker? 1.2248 0.03032 258 208 42 8
202 Yes, everything on the menu is arm to table 1.2242 0.03126 281 232 35 14
203 Stick with the drinks, the food is for the birds. 1.2236 0.03465 237 197 27 13
204 And they're not just cage free, they're wild caught. 1.2227 0.03294 238 195 33 10
205 They are birds of a feather. 1.2226 0.02664 301 240 55 6
206 Say wren. 1.2214 0.03065 271 222 38 11
207 Enlarged to show detail. 1.2205 0.03169 263 217 34 12
208 It’s our latest thing, we like to call it ‘statue to table’ 1.2201 0.03083 268 220 37 11
209 Yes, we pride ourselves on our arm-to-table initiative. 1.2200 0.02901 300 246 42 12
210 We fly them in fresh every day. 1.2194 0.02687 278 221 53 4
211 I went for the 3 in the bush. 1.2193 0.02775 301 244 48 9
212 These are my emotional support pigeons. 1.2185 0.03151 270 224 33 13
213 Thanks, I hatched them myself. 1.2182 0.02888 307 253 41 13
214 Our specials today are... 1.2179 0.02592 312 250 56 6
215 Meet your entrée. 1.2176 0.03043 239 193 40 6
216 They're just here in case you order the eggs. 1.2176 0.02927 262 212 43 7
217 Would you like a cockatiel to start? 1.2175 0.03034 285 236 36 13
218 Would you care for one of our conversation starters? 1.2172 0.03193 221 179 36 6
219 This is their first day after being fired from Twitter 1.2165 0.03418 254 215 23 16
220 And for the carb-conscious, here’s the pigeon pie without the crust. 1.2164 0.02978 268 219 40 9
221 And now for your quail egg appetizers, it will just be a few moments. 1.2162 0.03030 296 247 34 15
222 We are out of the peasant, but as you can see the pigeon is fresh. 1.2160 0.02717 287 231 50 6
223 You’re the ones dining on the sidewalk. 1.2143 0.02932 280 230 40 10
224 We are a little understaffed today. If you need anything, tie a message to one of their legs. 1.2138 0.03002 276 228 37 11
225 There’s been a small change of menu—our everything bagels are newly plain. 1.2134 0.03196 239 197 33 9
226 The freshest possible ingredients. 1.2131 0.02728 291 236 48 7
227 Perhaps you'd like to see our vegan options. 1.2126 0.03446 207 171 28 8
228 No, we don't have WiFi but you can use our carrier pigeons. 1.2125 0.03129 240 197 35 8
229 Try the squab, it's very fresh. 1.2119 0.02744 302 247 46 9
230 Cockatiels are on the house tonight 1.2112 0.03035 251 206 37 8
231 Our specials tonight are Larry, Fred, and Hank. 1.2111 0.02984 289 241 35 13
232 A little bird told me the cheesecake is divine. 1.2105 0.02687 304 248 48 8
233 Not what I meant when I said our meal was worth tweeting about… 1.2104 0.02635 328 269 49 10
234 We've removed the notes attached to their legs. 1.2103 0.02791 271 220 45 6
235 You both choose and the lucky one flies! 1.2097 0.03158 248 206 32 10
236 Todays Catch 1.2097 0.02888 248 201 42 5
237 The special is squab with a splash of gray poop-on. 1.2090 0.03427 201 166 28 7
238 Please no pictures. They prefer to live in the moment. 1.2085 0.02914 259 212 40 7
239 I said well done 1.2083 0.02940 240 195 40 5
240 Sorry, they got to the bread first. 1.2082 0.02960 245 200 39 6
241 And for the main: elaborately deconstructed chicken pot pie. 1.2077 0.03494 207 173 25 9
242 Ah yes, the middle one… excellent choice, sir. 1.2075 0.03372 212 176 28 8
243 They're homing pigeons. We're famous for home cooked food. 1.2074 0.02620 299 243 50 6
244 Due to the increase in egg prices, we are now offering fresh, park-to-table pigeon eggs. 1.2069 0.02894 261 214 40 7
245 Like chicken 1.2067 0.03412 208 173 27 8
246 With the restrictions on lobster, we have a new special tonight. 1.2052 0.03136 229 189 33 7
247 We don't call them "squab," we call them "impossible chicken." 1.2051 0.03152 234 194 32 8
248 They’ll clean the pastry crumbs from your beard for a song! 1.2046 0.02847 259 212 41 6
249 They're each worth two in a bush. 1.2042 0.03096 240 199 33 8
250 No No… those aren’t the tits I was hoping to see this evening. 1.2042 0.03366 240 204 23 13
251 We are training them to recite the daily special. 1.2039 0.02514 309 251 53 5
252 Our special tonight is perch. 1.2038 0.03367 211 176 27 8
253 Your dinner has come home to roost. 1.2036 0.02973 275 230 34 11
254 Not only are they adorable, but delicious. 1.2035 0.02793 231 186 43 2
255 We harvest them locally from the curb. 1.2028 0.03365 217 182 26 9
256 well choosing your own lobster from the tank was a huge success, so we though we would give this a try 1.2027 0.02776 291 241 41 9
257 I would avoid the egg drop soup. 1.2027 0.03252 222 185 29 8
258 Oh! It's your wife's birthday? You sure you didn't say bird day? 1.2019 0.03459 208 175 24 9
259 I thought you said arm to table 1.2017 0.03205 233 195 29 9
260 Be nice to me, or they’ll shit in your food. 1.2016 0.03284 258 221 22 15
261 Hello - we're Adam, Toodles, Peeps, and Mr. Chirpy, and we'll be your servers this evening. 1.2015 0.02970 268 224 34 10
262 These gentlemen recommend the bread. 1.2015 0.02725 268 219 44 5
263 We've only served one since the fourth day of Christmas. 1.2014 0.02909 283 237 35 11
264 Please pick a bird to lay the eggs for your omelette. 1.2013 0.02770 298 248 40 10
265 And from our raw bar… 1.2010 0.03444 209 176 24 9
266 Today’s special is perch. 1.2008 0.02778 259 212 42 5
267 With inflation, the chef has made some creative changes to our menu 1.2007 0.02934 279 234 34 11
268 Don't worry - they are just training. 1.2007 0.02866 289 242 36 11
269 It was my day to choose the music. 1.2000 0.03219 195 160 31 4
270 And these little guys made your creamer 1.2000 0.03236 235 198 27 10
271 The mariachi band is out tonight 1.2000 0.03485 205 173 23 9
272 Three little birds told me you need to tip better than last time. 1.2000 0.03136 240 201 30 9
273 This is our chef’s deconstructed omelette 1.1993 0.03001 281 238 30 13
274 It’s the chef’s twist on picking a lobster out of the tank. 1.1993 0.02765 276 228 41 7
275 See, truly farm-to-table. 1.1992 0.03103 256 216 29 11
276 We’re out of the four calling birds AND the two turtle doves, but… 1.1992 0.02894 241 198 38 5
277 Yeah, so now they are in the Witness Protection Program. 1.1991 0.03154 231 193 30 8
278 You weren't playing games Ethel, that weed will make a person hallucinate. 1.1991 0.03414 211 178 24 9
279 Hi my name is Ralph and these are my Emotional Support pigeons. We’ll be taking care of you tonight 1.1990 0.03528 201 170 22 9
280 I'll take your pecking order. 1.1984 0.02940 257 214 35 8
281 The pigons are really fresh today. In fact, they're downright rude. 1.1984 0.03070 247 207 31 9
282 Our violinist is off today. 1.1982 0.03038 222 183 34 5
283 Which one is talking to you for lunch? 1.1980 0.02799 298 250 37 11
284 Today is “Bring your pigeons to work” day. 1.1980 0.03348 197 164 27 6
285 Feeling peckish, sir? 1.1980 0.02660 293 242 44 7
286 For our special today, you get to name them first. 1.1977 0.02740 263 216 42 5
287 You asked for the early bird 1.1974 0.03301 233 198 24 11
288 And here we have a fresh selection of urban squab; locally raised and free range. 1.1974 0.03129 233 195 30 8
289 Surprisingly,they don't taste like chicken at all. 1.1973 0.03156 223 186 30 7
290 Not what I had in mind when I told you to eat crow 1.1970 0.03426 203 171 24 8
291 Would the gentleman like his beard groomed? 1.1967 0.03033 244 204 32 8
292 Well, according to these three little birds, everything on the menu is alright 1.1959 0.03601 194 165 20 9
293 How many do you want baked into your pie? 1.1957 0.02625 281 231 45 5
294 would you like our complimentary outdoor seating experience? 1.1956 0.03193 225 189 28 8
295 May I recommend the bird's nest soup. 1.1953 0.03223 215 180 28 7
296 All right, let us repeat your order. 1.1952 0.03078 251 212 29 10
297 Go ahead. They'll repeat your order in the kitchen. 1.1949 0.03510 195 165 22 8
298 Would you like to donate a portion of your bread to the local wildlife? 1.1944 0.03014 252 212 31 9
299 We have a three-for-two special on these guys, since we're out of chicken. 1.1943 0.02703 283 235 41 7
300 Hello…. we’ll have this table cleaned up in a jiffy” 1.1942 0.02805 242 199 39 4
301 Our menu is constantly changing, but these parrots are trained to memorize anything overnight. Meet “Starter”, “Menu” and “Dessert”. 1.1942 0.03150 242 205 27 10
302 They're a protected species, so I can't move them. 1.1942 0.03309 206 173 26 7
303 We hired them, so now they only show up half the time. 1.1940 0.03123 232 195 29 8
304 Partridges. It's the new lobster. 1.1937 0.02897 253 211 35 7
305 The quail is very fresh tonight. 1.1935 0.02989 217 179 34 4
306 They’re on special after the twelve days of Christmas. 1.1934 0.02913 243 202 35 6
307 The side? Crackers. 1.1933 0.02835 269 225 36 8
308 Actually, they're love triangle birds. 1.1931 0.02904 259 217 34 8
309 Internet’s down. 1.1928 0.03263 223 189 25 9
310 They did say working in hospitality was a great way to pick up the birds. 1.1925 0.02943 213 175 35 3
311 Morning Sir, these three messages have just arrived 1.1925 0.03230 213 179 27 7
312 We are offering dinner for a song. 1.1923 0.03135 208 173 30 5
313 Ask me if the eggs are fresh. 1.1923 0.02916 234 194 35 5
314 I’m sorry but I ordered the two French hens. 1.1921 0.03331 203 171 25 7
315 Polly is asking if you want some crackers. 1.1918 0.03005 245 206 31 8
316 Unfortunately, there’s no bread left for the table. 1.1912 0.02806 272 228 36 8
317 Why yes, these are free range. 1.1911 0.03049 246 208 29 9
318 Cream or just a whitener? 1.1908 0.03070 262 224 26 12
319 These are fresh from a subway. 1.1908 0.02770 262 218 38 6
320 Is this your first time dining in a city-to-table restaurant? 1.1905 0.03642 189 162 18 9
321 Tonight’s special is bye-bye Birdie. 1.1905 0.03251 210 177 26 7
322 If you have any special requests I can send a message to the kitchen. 1.1905 0.03251 210 177 26 7
323 It's the chef's speciality, deconstructed pigeon pie. 1.1903 0.03037 247 209 29 9
324 People have been choosing their lobsters forever,so why not. 1.1902 0.03194 184 152 29 3
325 Actually, I’ll order the rabbit in the hat trick and my wife will have the sawing her husband in half. 1.1899 0.03120 237 201 27 9
326 They do, but they’ll just try to convince you to order the fish or steak. 1.1898 0.02703 295 248 38 9
327 They said they don't want to be separated." 1.1897 0.03169 195 162 29 4
328 We call it " Arm to Table" 1.1897 0.02982 232 194 32 6
329 We pride ourselves on our sill to table menu. 1.1895 0.02802 248 206 37 5
330 If you want to score some points, choose the one looking at her. 1.1894 0.02953 264 224 30 10
331 I'm so sorry. It seems we've sold out tonight's special. Can I interest you in tomorrow night's special instead 1.1893 0.02839 280 237 33 10
332 Would you like to hear the specials? 1.1892 0.03130 222 187 28 7
333 Did you hear about the New Yorker cartoon caption contest #834? I’m sending my submissions via carrier pigeons 1.1892 0.03184 259 224 21 14
334 They are for the crumbs. 1.1890 0.02870 254 213 34 7
335 Since Elon took over, we’ve only had 3 tweets. 1.1889 0.03242 217 184 25 8
336 The cars in our parking lot have been cleaner since we added "squab" to the menu. 1.1883 0.02916 223 185 34 4
337 Well, we can’t get live lobsters, and all the mooing keeps us from cutting fresh Angus steaks. 1.1881 0.03093 202 168 30 4
338 It's a new concept called, "Meet Your Meal. 1.1878 0.03378 197 167 23 7
339 I’ll have the one with the beard 1.1878 0.03067 213 178 30 5
340 We're not that hungry, so we'll stick to the two turtle doves. 1.1878 0.02998 229 192 31 6
341 They’re great at remembering the specials. 1.1877 0.02598 261 215 43 3
342 We’re still working through our Christmas inventory, so today’s special is three French hens. 1.1872 0.02756 235 194 38 3
343 When they all talk at once it sounds just like The View. 1.1869 0.03263 214 182 24 8
344 We’re out of halibut but we’ve plenty of perch. 1.1865 0.02982 252 214 29 9
345 The locavore selection tonight comes from the ledge. 1.1857 0.03102 237 202 26 9
346 No “cheap” is just a sound they make, theyre actually very expensive. 1.1854 0.03052 205 171 30 4
347 The boss has them trained to start chirping when customers tell us to unionize. 1.1853 0.03146 232 198 25 9
348 Their nanny has been out with some kind of flu and I don’t like leaving them alone. 1.1853 0.02765 259 217 36 6
349 Our computers that send the orders to the kitchen are down. These are carrier pigeons. . 1.1847 0.02975 222 186 31 5
350 They are all free-range, from Manhattan 1.1845 0.03192 233 200 23 10
351 A little bird told me you're ready to order... 1.1844 0.02806 244 204 35 5
352 You should see what I've got in the bush 1.1843 0.03154 217 184 26 7
353 With inflation so high, we want to introduce our duck substitute for the evening. 1.1842 0.03102 190 158 29 3
354 This isn’t what I meant when I said l’d tweet at the restaurant 1.1841 0.03021 239 203 28 8
355 And for their encore they are going to Sing ‘Free Bird’ 1.1838 0.02776 272 230 34 8
356 It was a better deal than two in the bush. 1.1834 0.02913 229 192 32 5
357 The owners wish to visit your table and roam the floor for crumbs. 1.1832 0.02892 262 223 30 9
358 Have you been to our exclusive arm to table restaurant before? 1.1827 0.03113 197 165 28 4
359 We have a very special array of outdoor dining pests to choose from this week. 1.1826 0.03055 241 206 26 9
360 Actually, they all should be delicious, but if you can avoid choosing Mr. Peepers—the little guy in the middle—I'd appreciate it. He's my favorite. 1.1825 0.02831 263 223 32 8
361 Nice tits. 1.1822 0.03197 225 193 23 9
362 The other fowl option tonight is partridge, but it's more expensive because Chef must climb the pear tree first. 1.1818 0.03427 176 149 22 5
363 Of course not. These are rescue budgies.But I am sorry about your bagels. 1.1818 0.03114 220 187 26 7
364 No sir, this is an arm to table concept, that was not a typo on Resy. 1.1818 0.03058 253 218 24 11
365 Part of our new locavore menu. The other 21 are in back baking the pie. 1.1818 0.02954 231 195 30 6
366 Your flight, sir. 1.1818 0.02756 231 192 36 3
367 They're learning to recite the menu. 1.1814 0.02905 237 200 31 6
368 This is Edward, Jeff, and Diane. They will be shadowing me this evening. Can we get you started with anything? Some water? Maybe some breadcrumbs? 1.1814 0.02859 226 189 33 4
369 I hope you enjoyed our arm-to-table restaurant. 1.1814 0.03227 215 184 23 8
370 Each can take over your conversation any time. 1.1814 0.03119 204 172 27 5
371 Sir, Why is this any different than picking your own lobster from the lobster tank? 1.1813 0.03352 182 154 23 5
372 Are you the table who ordered the flight? 1.1810 0.02746 232 193 36 3
373 These emotional support pigeons will allow me to provide you with a better dining experience. 1.1810 0.02966 221 186 30 5
374 Don’t worry, they’re my service animals. 1.1810 0.02986 210 176 30 4
375 Did you order the bone-in wings tartare? 1.1810 0.02908 210 175 32 3
376 The falcon scared away customers. 1.1807 0.02813 249 210 33 6
377 Due to labor shortages, we’re now delivering cream and sugar by carrier pigeon. 1.1807 0.02635 249 207 39 3
378 Extra rare as you ordered 1.1806 0.02847 227 190 33 4
379 Tonight we’re featuring three turtle doves and a partridge in a pear flambeé 1.1806 0.03046 227 193 27 7
380 Oh, I'm not a waiter - the napkin is to protect my sleeve 1.1802 0.03154 222 190 24 8
381 This is Fred, Dominique and Alberto. How would you like them cooked? 1.1802 0.02883 222 186 32 4
382 The quail tastes a lot better if you get to know it first. 1.1802 0.03022 222 188 28 6
383 Tonight's special is a large portion. We like to keep the families together. 1.1802 0.02883 222 186 32 4
384 No Sir, we have no WiFi but, see, you still can send messages" 1.1798 0.02836 228 191 33 4
385 We've explained to them that two of them are going to die, and that the choice is yours... 1.1796 0.03091 206 174 27 5
386 . Your omelets will be right out. They couldn't be fresher. 1.1796 0.02934 206 172 31 3
387 They carry the conversation through the awkward silences. 1.1794 0.02727 223 185 36 2
388 Tonight’s special is quail; it’s very fresh. 1.1789 0.03252 218 188 21 9
389 They're a bit peckish 1.1789 0.02826 246 208 32 6
390 But we ordered two turtle doves 1.1786 0.02997 224 190 28 6
391 If you ask them, they’ll tell you to try the cat. 1.1781 0.03040 247 213 24 10
392 You see, the draped napkin on our arm has always been practical, not pretentious. 1.1780 0.02647 264 222 37 5
393 Would you like a drop of organic creamer? 1.1779 0.03283 208 179 21 8
394 We've just landed our third Michelin starling. 1.1779 0.02908 208 174 31 3
395 Yes sir, the eggs are fresh 1.1778 0.02848 225 189 32 4
396 This is our daily special,10% off if you pluck them yourself. 1.1773 0.02947 203 170 30 3
397 I prefer to not be personally acquainted with my food 1.1773 0.03108 203 172 26 5
398 My emotional support birds and I used to work at Twitter. 1.1771 0.03383 192 165 20 7
399 Allow me to introduce our new arm to table options. 1.1770 0.02767 226 189 34 3
400 Really, it’s no different than choosing a live lobster from a tank. 1.1770 0.02839 243 206 31 6
401 I heard you were feeling peckish... 1.1767 0.03137 215 184 24 7
402 I'm sorry , two calling birds was yesterday's special. 1.1765 0.02726 221 184 35 2
403 Some after-dinner tweets,compliments of the chef! 1.1765 0.02873 221 186 31 4
404 It’ll be just a few more minutes for that bird’s nest soup 1.1765 0.03094 204 173 26 5
405 We’re a no-waste restaurant, so any crumbs you leave will be given to these little cuties. 1.1762 0.02706 244 205 35 4
406 To help you feel better about dining indoors, our team of pigeons will be stopping by your table later to ruin your meal. 1.1762 0.02960 227 193 28 6
407 Do you also want a cracker? 1.1762 0.03286 193 165 22 6
408 It’s the arm to table experience. 1.1760 0.02666 250 210 36 4
409 Here at Bistro Fresh, the special of the day is quail eggs -- please move your cup." 1.1759 0.02910 216 182 30 4
410 That’s medium rare???!!! 1.1759 0.03220 199 170 23 6
411 We're FINALLY tweeting our specials. 1.1757 0.03000 222 189 27 6
412 Hi Folks! Just to let you know, the chef says he couldn't stand the beeping of our carbon monoxide detector today. Can I start you off with a complimentary canary? 1.1756 0.03377 205 178 18 9
413 The special is “chicken tenders” but I’d recommend the cheeseburger 1.1755 0.02990 245 211 25 9
414 The Goodfeathers will be serenading you tonight. They do take requests, but please, no Animaniacs songs. 1.1753 0.02887 251 215 28 8
415 Trust me, they don’t need to write it down 1.1751 0.02787 257 219 31 7
416 They are our short order cooks. 1.1748 0.02923 246 211 27 8
417 Take your peck 1.1748 0.02988 206 174 28 4
418 If you want to leave a review, they will retweet it. 1.1748 0.02825 206 172 32 2
419 Singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true. These are our specials for you-hoo-hoo 1.1748 0.02988 206 174 28 4
420 We’re an arm-to-table restaurant. 1.1747 0.02803 229 193 32 4
421 Yes, three birds did build a nest on my arm during the time it took me to reach your table, but I don’t think that necessarily proves my service is slow. 1.1747 0.03001 229 196 26 7
422 Today's special is Egg Drop Soup. 1.1746 0.03058 189 159 27 3
423 We’re a “farm to table” restaurant. 1.1746 0.02769 189 156 33 0
424 Would you like the rest of your order to stay, to go, or to be fed to these ravenous pigeons as a waste free option? 1.1745 0.03011 212 180 27 5
425 As a New York City native, the Chef believes in locally sourced pigeons, a fowl delicacy 1.1744 0.03413 195 169 18 8
426 A drop of guano? 1.1741 0.03190 201 172 23 6
427 Our special this evening is arm-fresh pigeon. Can I start you off with some drinks? 1.1741 0.03030 201 170 27 4
428 They will sing you the specials 1.1741 0.03030 201 170 27 4
429 Our new Phone-Free policy allows up to three messages now. 1.1739 0.03289 184 157 22 5
430 Here's tonight's special ; they'll be roasted and served in a lemon butter drizzle along with brussel sprouts. 1.1739 0.02924 230 196 28 6
431 Would you like a Tweet with that? 1.1739 0.02895 207 174 30 3
432 Thank you for ordering the Bob Marley special, Every Little Thing, starting with the three little birds.” 1.1739 0.03289 184 157 22 5
433 Choice of chirping with your morning coffee? 1.1737 0.02998 213 181 27 5
434 Turns out we weren’t lying about the eggs being poached. 1.1737 0.02998 213 181 27 5
435 The dating site said you liked birds” 1.1737 0.03142 213 183 23 7
436 May we repeat your order, sir? 1.1736 0.02769 242 205 32 5
437 Our coffee makes doves cry. Let me show you! 1.1733 0.02895 225 191 29 5
438 They come in at the main chorus 1.1733 0.02755 225 189 33 3
439 The poultry special is very fresh. 1.1733 0.02933 202 170 29 3
440 I apologize. They just enjoy the Christmas songs so much and we haven't the time to teach them anything else. 1.1732 0.02847 231 196 30 5
441 May I recommend the squab today. It’s very fresh 1.1731 0.02962 208 176 28 4
442 Each one is worth two in the bush. 1.1729 0.02985 214 182 27 5
443 We can’t use drones indoors. 1.1726 0.03381 197 171 18 8
444 This is our blind date special—a more explicit take on getting butterflies in your stomach 1.1726 0.03224 197 169 22 6
445 We're experimenting with live tweeting. 1.1726 0.02883 226 192 29 5
446 Your first time at Les Trois Oiseaux? 1.1724 0.02836 232 197 30 5
447 And now for this evening's entertainment ... 1.1724 0.02836 232 197 30 5
448 I really would recommend the quail over the elk. 1.1723 0.02791 238 202 31 5
449 Your card? Take a look under your plate, sir. And for my next trick . . . 1.1714 0.03012 210 179 26 5
450 Yes Sir it's very exotic , expensive and exclusive. Why, Ivanka Trump just bit the head off an endangered macaw over at that table Sir. 1.1714 0.02676 245 207 34 4
451 Is this fresh enough for you? 1.1709 0.02946 199 168 28 3
452 Actually Sir these are the Managers 1.1708 0.02832 240 205 29 6
453 Our January special: three French hens. 1.1708 0.02769 240 204 31 5
454 Would you like to start with a flight of fancy? 1.1707 0.03207 205 177 21 7
455 „Don’t let my emotional support animals discourage you from ordering meat“ 1.1706 0.02858 252 217 27 8
456 So our concept is city-street to table 1.1705 0.02771 264 227 29 8
457 we just had these flown in from Staten Island. 1.1701 0.02631 241 203 35 3
458 I use the towel to keep the bird poop off my sleeve and out of your food. 1.1700 0.02847 253 218 27 8
459 Our last customer gave us three tweets. 1.1699 0.02962 206 175 27 4
460 Feeling peckish? 1.1696 0.02884 224 191 28 5
461 The chef is winging it. 1.1696 0.02555 230 192 37 1
462 Same idea as a lobster tank. 1.1695 0.02726 236 200 32 4
463 I’m just a really big Bob Marley fan. 1.1694 0.02989 183 154 27 2
464 This is the only cheep entree we have. 1.1694 0.02707 248 211 32 5
465 Pick a squab, any squab. 1.1693 0.03209 189 162 22 5
466 They're French hens. Just in case you need to give them to somebody. 1.1692 0.02972 195 165 27 3
467 New York pigeon is best served fresh. 1.1692 0.03003 201 171 26 4
468 Sorry my bird sitter called out sick 1.1692 0.02919 201 170 28 3
469 Today's specials are top-flight. 1.1692 0.03164 201 173 22 6
470 If you liked your entrees, please tweet out a good review. 1.1691 0.02949 207 176 27 4
471 Rare, medium, or well done? 1.1691 0.03027 207 177 25 5
472 I’m sorry sir, they don’t know ‘Happy Birthday.’ 1.1690 0.02820 213 180 30 3
473 Ah, yes, sorry, our vegan option flew away. 1.1689 0.02992 219 188 25 6
474 "I can highly recommend the seed cake." 1.1688 0.02689 231 195 33 3
475 Eggs over easy if they can lay one in a timely manner. 1.1688 0.02758 231 196 31 4
476 Don’t ask about the secret ingredient in the ‘coofee’ 1.1687 0.02814 249 214 28 7
477 Yes, our pigeon is locally sourced. 1.1684 0.02920 190 160 28 2
478 Fried, boiled or baked. Your choice. 1.1684 0.03213 196 169 21 6
479 Chef is on a mission to promote Fresh from the Tree 1.1684 0.02958 196 166 27 3
480 Sorry for the substitution, but the lobster tank is broken. 1.1683 0.03227 202 175 20 7
481 I'd like six in a bush, please. 1.1683 0.03090 208 179 23 6
482 Today's post-holiday special is three french hens. 1.1683 0.03090 208 179 23 6
483 They identify as "squab". 1.1682 0.02909 220 188 27 5
484 This is a nest to table restaurant. 1.1681 0.02995 226 195 24 7
485 We’re PETA approved. 1.1681 0.02814 232 198 29 5
486 It's bring your birds to work day. 1.1681 0.02770 238 203 30 5
487 Glad you enjoyed everything. Mind if we tweet about it? 1.1679 0.02774 262 226 28 8
488 Oh yes, the squab is very fresh. 1.1676 0.02959 185 156 27 2
489 Shall I just skip to the partridge in the pear tree? 1.1676 0.03243 185 159 21 5
490 Oh, no, I don’t need to write down your order, I’m just winging it. 1.1675 0.03177 191 164 22 5
491 Did I not say Evian? 1.1674 0.03161 215 187 20 8
492 Tonight’s feature will be freshly captured pigeon, found locally on nearby scaffoldings and served with a side of breadcrumbs. 1.1674 0.02825 221 188 29 4
493 No, I am their service-human!” 1.1674 0.02780 227 193 30 4
494 How can I be sure that the one I choose will be the same one we eat? 1.1674 0.02780 227 193 30 4
495 Yes, the eggs are fresh 1.1673 0.02778 245 210 29 6
496 They take care of any crumbs left on the plates. 1.1667 0.02784 216 183 30 3
497 We take farm to table very seriously." 1.1667 0.02985 192 163 26 3
498 Our bird’s nest soup is the best in the city. 1.1667 0.03197 204 177 20 7
499 My chef does an excellent job with songbirds. 1.1667 0.03208 210 183 19 8
500 How’s this for ‘farm to table?’ 1.1667 0.03296 180 155 20 5
501 For our next dish in our "12 courses of Christmas" menu... 1.1667 0.02983 234 203 23 8
502 Three little birds told me that you are on a first date. 1.1667 0.03090 222 193 21 8
503 I'm sorry, we're out of the lobster. But you can pick your own pigeon. 1.1660 0.02846 235 202 27 6
504 Peckish? 1.1659 0.02729 223 189 31 3
505 Of course, we only serve wild-caught.” @rozchas 1.1659 0.02922 217 186 26 5
506 It's the tri-peck-ta 1.1659 0.03470 205 182 12 11
507 this is our curb to table menu 1.1659 0.03029 205 176 24 5
508 Broiled, Baked or marinated in buttermilk from a Wisconsin cow fed only hibiscus flower, fried in the fat of a American Yorkshire pig that has only been fed apricots, seasoned simply with ambrosia salt ethically mined by the Tonitary Tribe and finally Madagascar Black Pepper grown on a 2 hectare plot of land at an elevation of 4,000 feet, it’s only available every 7 years. 1.1659 0.03401 205 181 14 10
509 Have you been here before? The concept is pretty simple. There is no menu. The parrots are each trained to pick a meal item. The one on the right picks a protein, middle is starch, and left is vegetable; and that’s your meal! 1.1658 0.03060 193 165 24 4
510 They may be called parakeets but we sell them in groups of 3 1.1653 0.02747 248 213 29 6
511 Yes,our squab is super fresh. 1.1652 0.02998 224 194 23 7
512 It's the new thing: perch to plate. 1.1651 0.02836 218 186 28 4
513 You know they say, ‘3 French Hens aren’t just for Christmas.’ 1.1651 0.02761 218 185 30 3
514 A little birdie told me it was your birthday! 1.1651 0.03180 212 185 19 8
515 we let you choose which parrot says things that offend your particular sensibilities the most and then we cook it for you. 1.1650 0.03072 200 172 23 5
516 You ordered our street food selections. The pigeons add “verismo” for our indoor diners. 1.1649 0.03216 194 168 20 6
517 Asking you to choose is the only way to be fair to the lobsters. 1.1645 0.02934 231 200 24 7
518 You ordered rare squab? 1.1644 0.02918 225 194 25 6
519 today's special is a selction of fresh fowl 1.1644 0.02898 219 188 26 5
520 We no longer need table crumb sweepers. 1.1643 0.02794 213 181 29 3
521 They sayin don't worry, about a ting. 1.1643 0.03154 207 180 20 7
522 The French chef asked me to present these three hens with his best Christmas wishes 1.1641 0.02911 262 230 21 11
523 You be surprised how many of these you can fit in your ass 1.1641 0.03200 195 169 20 6
524 This is just my day job - I’m really a falconer. 1.1637 0.02838 226 194 27 5
525 This used to be a crumby place to eat. 1.1636 0.02661 220 186 32 2
526 Would you like to twist their necks or leave that pleasure to the chef? 1.1636 0.02956 220 190 24 6
527 A pigeon for the lady? 1.1636 0.02812 220 188 28 4
528 Buy 2, get 1 free 1.1636 0.02935 214 184 25 5
529 Are you sure you wouldn’t prefer the vegan dish? 1.1634 0.03123 202 175 21 6
530 For those with dietary restrictions, we offer a premastication course where our feathered friends will chew the food for you and spit it directly into your mouths. 1.1634 0.03043 202 174 23 5
531 No sir, The Bob Marley special LAST week was buffalo soldiers..." which will be completely puzzling to the white majority in the USA 1.1633 0.03016 196 168 24 4
532 They do our tweets 1.1633 0.03016 196 168 24 4
533 I kind of rescued them from our free range menu. 1.1630 0.03229 184 159 20 5
534 Okay so they’re fresh, but are they organic? 1.1629 0.02944 221 191 24 6
535 Oh, so you guys heard about the free bread as well? 1.1629 0.02650 221 187 32 2
536 It's now your turn to sing for your supper 1.1628 0.02690 215 182 31 2
537 Special tonight Fresh quail. 1.1627 0.02587 252 215 33 4
538 Yes, they'll be served with two turtle doves and we'll finish the meal with a partridge in a pear tree. 1.1627 0.02816 209 178 28 3
539 Baked, Roasted or Fried? 1.1627 0.02816 209 178 28 3
540 Tweets with biscuits? 1.1626 0.02948 203 174 25 4
541 As our special today we have fresh killed sparrow. 1.1624 0.03087 197 170 22 5
542 Restaurant critics say that we have the best crackers in town. 1.1624 0.03251 197 172 18 7
543 It's "bring your pets to work" day 1.1624 0.02915 197 168 26 3
544 They're free range. 1.1623 0.03148 191 165 21 5
545 Today I'm glad they make me wear the napkin. 1.1623 0.02600 228 193 33 2
546 We recommend the breadsticks to start. 1.1622 0.02639 222 188 32 2
547 Would you like to live tweet this experience? 1.1619 0.02962 210 181 24 5
548 We've got 21 more in the kitchen ready to be baked into today's pie special. 1.1619 0.02884 210 180 26 4
549 We’re taking ‘farm-to-table’ to a whole new level. 1.1619 0.02962 210 181 24 5
550 Here’s tonight lovebird special. 1.1618 0.03147 173 148 22 3
551 I assure you, it’s three turtle doves… 1.1618 0.02935 204 175 25 4
552 Can we interest you in a four part harmony to enhance your special night? 1.1618 0.03016 204 176 23 5
553 These are my support Pigeons. 1.1617 0.02950 235 205 22 8
554 We had many complaints recently, they are official tasters, if they do not die or get diarrhea 5 minutes after they taste, bonne appetit. 1.1616 0.02901 198 169 26 3
555 This is part of our sustainable dishwashing initiative 1.1612 0.02706 242 208 29 5
556 Sure you can order the chicken, they don't mind. 1.1611 0.02871 211 181 26 4
557 Want to see our Twitter feed? 1.1610 0.03081 205 178 21 6
558 We'll order from the vegan menus, thank you. 1.1608 0.02974 199 171 24 4
559 Your generous tip might just get me outta that garden apartment 1.1608 0.02798 199 169 28 2
560 Hope you enjoyed it here at Cinderella's. Let's clear those dishes for you. 1.1608 0.02974 199 171 24 4
561 And which of you ordered the fresh local catch? 1.1606 0.02811 218 187 27 4
562 Each one is worth TWO in the bush - it's our Valentine's Day Special. 1.1606 0.02811 218 187 27 4
563 Bathed solely in the finest fountain water, before a delicate pan searing 1.1606 0.03028 218 190 21 7
564 May I introduce you to our 3 squabs, Well Done, Medium and Rare. , 1.1605 0.02567 243 207 33 3
565 'yes and the chef is a rat..' 1.1604 0.02936 212 183 24 5
566 We pride ourselves on sourcing locally. 1.1600 0.02826 225 194 26 5
567 These are the Jacu birds that actually partially digested the coffee you are drinking! 1.1600 0.03126 200 174 20 6
568 you asked the eggs well done? 1.1600 0.03044 200 173 22 5
569 The bill? 1.1598 0.02748 244 211 27 6
570 Just verifying reports you've been ruffling some feathers... 1.1598 0.02799 219 188 27 4
571 My mistake, I thought you said plumage. I’ll be right back with your cheese course. 1.1598 0.03084 219 192 19 8
572 Why yes, we are a farm-to-table establishment. 1.1598 0.03351 194 171 15 8
573 Were you the couple that ordered fresh eggs? 1.1598 0.03015 194 167 23 4
574 I'm puzzled, sir. What did you think 'New York's finest avian cuisine' implied? 1.1598 0.03188 194 169 19 6
575 Serving under glass is much too distressing for them. 1.1596 0.02846 213 183 26 4
576 Our Christmas special was three French Hens, but you can substitute turtle doves. 1.1596 0.02923 213 184 24 5
577 Colonel Sanders sends his regrets, but we’ve run out of chicken 1.1596 0.03074 188 162 22 4
578 And we'll set all three of them free for $120. 1.1595 0.02965 232 203 21 8
579 They said this was worth SIX in the bush! 1.1592 0.03030 201 174 22 5
580 Our menu items are locally sourced, right here. 1.1591 0.02634 220 187 31 2
581 They remind us why we're vegan. 1.1591 0.02861 220 190 25 5
582 Care to try the entree flight? 1.1591 0.02787 220 189 27 4
583 They chirp when you order the most expensive wine. 1.1590 0.02842 239 208 24 7
584 Sorry, no bread, but do you want a cracker? 1.1588 0.02824 233 202 25 6
585 Dinner theater really isn't what it used to be. 1.1587 0.03058 189 163 22 4
586 Can I interest you in an insult from one of our cockatoos? 1.1584 0.02849 221 191 25 5
587 They’d like to know if you would interested in a tasting flight 1.1582 0.03081 177 152 22 3
588 Is there a message you would like me to send to the chef? 1.1581 0.02971 215 187 22 6
589 Didn't you read the sign? This is a dovetail joint. 1.1581 0.02821 215 185 26 4
590 They can lay eggs any style. 1.1581 0.02495 253 216 34 3
591 Imagine how many are in the bush! 1.1579 0.02948 209 181 23 5
592 Yes, sir. You did ask if we have slaughtered the squab yet. To answer your question — no. 1.1579 0.02869 209 180 25 4
593 Feel free to tip me in crackers. 1.1577 0.02563 241 206 32 3
594 Fresh foods menu .Eat or adopt ? 1.1577 0.02908 222 193 23 6
595 Mobile phones are not permitted in the restaurant but our staff are more than happy to share some live tweets with you. 1.1577 0.02908 222 193 23 6
596 We're out of the lobster. 1.1576 0.02657 203 172 30 1
597 A little birdie told me you wanted hot chocolate 1.1576 0.03378 184 162 15 7
598 Our special tonight is 'Three French Hens," but we still have 'A Partridge in a Pear Tree' and 'Two Turtle Doves' on the menu, if you'd prefer." 1.1574 0.03101 216 190 18 8
599 Would you prefer the Cornish hens? 1.1574 0.02793 197 168 27 2
600 Alright I'm going to have them repeat your order back to you 1.1574 0.03059 197 171 21 5
601 Complementary. 1.1572 0.02638 229 196 30 3
602 Three Turtle Doves? 1.1571 0.03087 210 184 19 7
603 I'll have what she's having 1.1571 0.02606 210 178 31 1
604 It's a new thing. Kinda like choosing your lobster. 1.1570 0.02902 172 146 25 1
605 Our third day of Christmas special 1.1569 0.02735 204 174 28 2
606 Because our lobster tank was so popular… 1.1569 0.02906 204 176 24 4
607 We have an early bird special. 1.1569 0.02645 204 173 30 1
608 We hoped you enjoyed your dinner this evening. Tip and crackers are appreciated . 1.1568 0.02991 185 159 23 3
609 My name is Jerry. I’ll be your waiter today and my favorite documentary is Ratatouille. 1.1567 0.02872 217 188 24 5
610 Pick one..they are all named Kevin 1.1566 0.02959 198 171 23 4
611 You’re gonna have to wait on those omelettes a little while, with the price of eggs these days you will have to give me a couple of extra minutes. 1.1565 0.02610 262 227 29 6
612 It doesn’t get much more local or organic than this 1.1564 0.02681 211 180 29 2
613 Our special this evening is fresh free range squab. 1.1562 0.02813 224 194 25 5
614 Due to staffing shortages, these 3 will be delivering your food today. I will caution not to order the soup" 1.1562 0.03274 192 169 16 7
615 you’ve seen Ratatouille, right? 1.1561 0.02975 205 178 22 5
616 Don't order eggs. 1.1559 0.03072 186 161 21 4
617 Our hand menu is a bit limited, but the bush menu features 6 additional dishes. 1.1559 0.02976 186 160 23 3
618 Hyde Park was too far so they chose this place to tweet their mind. 1.1558 0.02857 199 171 25 3
619 ...even our music is organic 1.1558 0.03030 199 173 21 5
620 Squabble? 1.1557 0.02985 212 185 21 6
621 They're not mocking you, just reciting back your coffee order. 1.1557 0.02909 212 184 23 5
622 We’re so glad you enjoyed the meal! Oh, him? That’s Gregory, he’s kind of like our service dog. No, you can’t pet him. 1.1556 0.03033 180 155 22 3
623 We'd like to acknowledge your split checks and tips: "Cheep, cheep, cheep" 1.1554 0.03174 193 169 18 6
624 Might I recommend the flight this evening? 1.1553 0.02697 219 188 28 3
625 Given that your blackbird supply would not fill a decent pie four turtle doves would surely be a minimum 1.1551 0.02590 245 211 30 4
626 We are a true farm-to-table operation. 1.1550 0.02844 200 172 25 3
627 A little bird told me you need a refill 1.1550 0.02844 200 172 25 3
628 Can I tempt you with three pigeons baked into a muffin? 1.1549 0.02739 213 183 27 3
629 This menu is for the birds 1.1547 0.03118 181 157 20 4
630 Have you seen “Ratatouille”? 1.1546 0.03073 194 169 20 5
631 Have you seen our magician? 1.1546 0.03073 194 169 20 5
632 As you can see, we're taking freshness to the next level. 1.1546 0.02699 207 177 28 2
633 Its actually worth 6 in the bush 1.1546 0.03103 207 182 18 7
634 So we thought, if you guys can pick your lobster, why not pick your fowl? 1.1546 0.02867 207 179 24 4
635 The chef thought you'd like to choose your pigeon 1.1542 0.02649 201 171 29 1
636 If I could FIND an affordable daycare, I WOULD. 1.1542 0.03002 201 175 21 5
637 Can I interest you in our post apocolyptic menu? 1.1542 0.02918 201 174 23 4
638 We only ask that you tweet your feedback. 1.1538 0.02506 247 212 32 3
639 Say, how come you don't have more buttons on your shirt? 1.1538 0.02896 221 193 22 6
640 I think this farm to table thing has finally gone too far... 1.1538 0.03308 195 173 14 8
641 As you can see, the quail you’re about to enjoy was very humanely raised. 1.1538 0.02899 182 156 24 2
642 For starters, we have trois macaw 1.1538 0.02854 208 180 24 4
643 Their tweeting days are numbered so they’ve enrolled in our work experience program 1.1538 0.02656 234 202 28 4
644 The WiFi is not working. 1.1538 0.02854 208 180 24 4
645 Or there’s six in the bush 1.1538 0.03058 195 170 20 5
646 I'm afraid we are all out of the Bird Nest soup... 1.1538 0.02854 208 180 24 4
647 On tonight's recession proof menu we have three little birds, and they will tell you that every little thing is going to be alright. 1.1538 0.02772 208 179 26 3
648 Who ordered the squab, extra rare? 1.1535 0.02737 241 210 25 6
649 We have a special on pigeon tonite. Would you care to try one ? 1.1535 0.02836 228 199 23 6
650 Tonight’s special is Calling Birds, we only have three orders left. 1.1535 0.02795 215 186 25 4
651 Our special tonight is three french hens. 1.1527 0.02805 203 175 25 3
652 Would you like to read the menu or should they sing it aloud? 1.1527 0.02534 262 227 30 5
653 This is my first day, so I hope you don’t mind my managers tagging along. 1.1527 0.02646 262 229 26 7
654 Would you be interested in adopting a French hen? The chef received thirty of these little guys over Christmas but he can’t bear to cook them… 1.1526 0.02918 190 164 23 3
655 Today's specials also include the two of diamonds in your pocket. 1.1520 0.03041 204 179 19 6
656 Here at the Bird’s Eye, our first-rate feathered fowl serve meals the way they feed their fledglings, by burping choice entrées into your mouth. 1.1520 0.03119 204 180 17 7
657 Honey I thought you said farm to table not arm to table 1.1520 0.02878 204 177 23 4
658 No, I don’t need to write it down 1.1519 0.03498 158 139 14 5
659 Love Damar 3 1.1518 0.02716 224 194 26 4
660 It’s our new point-of-service multi-channel order management system. 1.1517 0.03120 211 187 16 8
661 And, last but not least, our signature dish, 'trois oiseaux avec serviette'. 1.1515 0.03260 198 176 14 8
662 Oh don’t worry, they’re cage free. 1.1515 0.03015 198 173 20 5
663 Therapy birds have been around since Bob Marley. 1.1515 0.03015 198 173 20 5
664 ...and our chef's special is the triple pheasant soup. 1.1512 0.02864 205 178 23 4
665 They don't talk but they do scream. 1.1510 0.02982 192 167 21 4
666 It’s only the third day of Christmas but we’re already out of pear trees. 1.1509 0.02653 232 201 27 4
667 And for dessert, we have a twio of tweets. 1.1508 0.03001 199 174 20 5
668 Monsieur, here are samples of your main course tonight, how would you like it done? 1.1508 0.03084 199 175 18 6
669 In case you need help nibbling... 1.1507 0.02747 219 190 25 4
670 This is what we mean by « lobster style » on the menu. 1.1506 0.02481 259 224 31 4
671 Our special tonight is squab - the freshest you've ever had! 1.1505 0.03039 186 162 20 4
672 My recommendations? it's better to be content with the bird in hand than to risk seeking three more at this brunch 1.1505 0.02767 206 178 25 3
673 We take farm to table very seriously here. 1.1503 0.02876 193 167 23 3
674 Our special this evening is a deconstructed take on the Turducken. 1.1502 0.02909 233 206 19 8
675 And for dessert, I recommend my variety act that this job helps fund. 1.1502 0.02845 233 205 21 7
676 Don’t get attached, they’ll be dead soon. 1.1500 0.03099 180 157 19 4
677 Open wide for the baby-bird special 1.1500 0.02579 220 189 29 2
678 Excellent choice. Would you like that regular or extra-crispy? 1.1500 0.02629 200 171 28 1
679 Ok, watch closely . ..How many Maga holdouts do you see now? 1.1500 0.02987 200 175 20 5
680 Can I interest you in our January special? Three French hens. 1.1498 0.02999 207 182 19 6
681 Much more convenient than a partridge in a pear tree. 1.1495 0.02954 194 169 21 4
682 The special tonight is the squab - freshest you’ve ever had! 1.1495 0.02567 194 165 29 0
683 In all fairness sir, I did warn you about ordering your eggs slow cooked. 1.1493 0.02871 221 194 21 6
684 Yes … emotional support birds 1.1492 0.03181 181 159 17 5
685 Would you like anytime else or can they fetch you the check? 1.1491 0.02812 228 200 22 6
686 Whichever you chose, I can guarantee a fowl taste in your mouth. 1.1490 0.02826 208 181 23 4
687 Would you like to see our vegetarian menu, or would you prefer to order one of their relatives? 1.1488 0.02688 215 186 26 3
688 These are of impecable quality, hand selected from the stoop of the superb condo on Fifth Avenue! 1.1487 0.02754 195 168 25 2
689 We like to tweet our menu. 1.1487 0.03028 195 171 19 5
690 Would you like a napkin? Perhaps a pigeon to peck through your beard for crumbs? 1.1486 0.02998 222 197 17 8
691 And we have several items not on the menu. 1.1485 0.02874 202 176 22 4
692 House Special: organic squabs, farm fresh, cage free, seared in lemon butter caper sauce. 1.1485 0.02508 202 172 30 0
693 Welcome to the Home Depot Cafe. 1.1485 0.02512 229 197 30 2
694 would you like them to sing you the specials?” 💕✌ 1.1483 0.02730 209 181 25 3
695 Special tweets, compliments of the chef. 1.1483 0.02611 236 205 27 4
696 My sincerest apologies, but the mariachi band was booked. 1.1481 0.02755 216 188 24 4
697 You may choose only one or we can prepare all three with different sauces, which we call ‘Pigeon Flight’ 1.1481 0.02510 216 185 30 1
698 ''Today's Special: Regurgitated Worms Au Gratin" 1.1480 0.02704 250 220 23 7
699 We’re all out of Peking Duck 1.1480 0.02625 223 193 27 3
700 Cheap, cheap, cheap! 1.1478 0.02425 230 197 32 1
701 Welcome to Parrots of the Carribbean. How do you like your crackers served? 1.1478 0.02593 203 174 28 1
702 All of our eggs come arm to table 1.1478 0.02945 203 178 20 5
703 Oh, you're vegetarians? Sorry. My bad. 1.1476 0.02633 210 181 27 2
704 Yes, I suppose I could have been more clear when mentioning tonight’s special is perch. 1.1476 0.02881 210 184 21 5
705 Cream or guano? 1.1473 0.02614 224 194 27 3
706 Due to Christmas oversupply, your pear salads now come with baby partridges. 1.1472 0.02821 197 171 23 3
707 It's our version of a lobster tank. 1.1471 0.02762 204 177 24 3
708 Honey, I thought you said this restaurant had the best bird’s eye view in the city? 1.1471 0.02762 204 177 24 3
709 They’re to guarantee I don’t fowl up your order. 1.1471 0.02724 238 209 23 6
710 I’m told you ordered the squab. Which one would you like? 1.1469 0.02788 211 184 23 4
711 Our miriachi band is away sick tonight but we have Peter Paul and Mary here as their replacements. 1.1469 0.02868 211 185 21 5
712 After Christmas sale on New York Partridge. Please select the one you want for your entree. 1.1469 0.02788 211 184 23 4
713 Use the word 'squab' if you want one. They'll never see it coming. 1.1467 0.02823 225 198 21 6
714 Sorry, I'm not a waiter. I'm a falconer in training. 1.1466 0.03056 191 168 18 5
715 Go hell for feather and know that it’s out of our hands 1.1466 0.02870 191 166 22 3
716 These are the Three French Hens. The Partridge comes with pears, of course. 1.1466 0.03056 191 168 18 5
717 Very entertaining, but do they know any other tunes? 1.1466 0.02628 232 202 26 4
718 Which was the one defecating on your car? 1.1465 0.02619 198 170 27 1
719 Oh, don't mind my pigeons. They're my support animals. They go everywhere with me. 1.1465 0.02985 198 174 19 5
720 Hey don't worry ! They are Vegans 1.1465 0.02808 198 172 23 3
721 Yes, "emtional", "physical", and "spiritual" support. 1.1463 0.02918 205 180 20 5
722 They’re going to sing for your supper 1.1463 0.02749 205 178 24 3
723 Well, sure I'm a fan of squab, but isn't this taking the 'raw diet' craze a bit far? 1.1463 0.02661 205 177 26 2
724 Our house cat picked up tonight's special on the dumpster out back. Aren't they cute? 1.1463 0.02918 205 180 20 5
725 How do you like your twitters, sir? Rare. Thanks! 1.1462 0.02776 212 185 23 4
726 Everything on the menu is seasonal. They've just migrated south for the winter 1.1458 0.02658 192 165 26 1
727 These are our kitchen canaries. They warn us, if there is too much liquid nitrogen in our faux truffles. 1.1458 0.02759 192 166 24 2
728 The squab is very fresh. 1.1457 0.02590 247 216 26 5
729 Mockingbirds go well with pretentious coffee bars. 1.1457 0.02607 199 171 27 1
730 Did you not order the Bob Marley Special? 1.1457 0.02795 199 173 23 3
731 They’re great but will always confirm if you want a cracker 1.1457 0.03055 199 176 17 6
732 I can assure you our bird's nest soup is among the freshest you'll find 1.1456 0.02822 206 180 22 4
733 We only serve free-range birds 1.1456 0.02737 206 179 24 3
734 Today’s breakfast special is Shredded Tweet 1.1456 0.02737 206 179 24 3
735 I'm sorry, the two turtle doves was yesterday's special. 1.1456 0.02905 206 181 20 5
736 Partridge in a pear tree is so last season. 1.1456 0.02905 206 181 20 5
737 I'll be happy to wring their necks for you, you supercilious social parasite. 1.1455 0.02919 213 188 19 6
738 Our chef's special: Pick your squab. 1.1455 0.02598 213 184 27 2
739 Farm-to-table simply isn't locally sourced enough for Chef. 1.1455 0.02764 213 186 23 4
740 Our bread plate offerings are now predigested for your convenience. 1.1455 0.02551 220 190 28 2
741 Sorry, we’re all out of 4 and 20 blackbirds. Do you still want that pie? 1.1453 0.02677 234 205 24 5
742 And how are my lovebirds doing this evening? 1.1453 0.02976 179 156 20 3
743 May we recommend the breadcrumb basket 1.1452 0.02627 241 211 25 5
744 What a tweet to dine here! 1.1452 0.02805 186 161 23 2
745 The one on your left was found under a bridge, the middle one comes all the way from a rooftop on 59th, and the last one was sourced from a window ledge uptown. 1.1450 0.02782 200 174 23 3
746 'I have to keep this towel on my arm because sometimes they poop.' 1.1449 0.02892 207 182 20 5
747 Would you like to have anything tweeted before ordering? 1.1445 0.03248 173 153 15 5
748 Is this your first time at a farm to arm restaurant? 1.1443 0.02677 201 174 25 2
749 We heard someone is celebrating a birthday 1.1443 0.02583 201 173 27 1
750 Choose your squab, but we advise against naming him. 1.1442 0.02797 208 182 22 4
751 So let me now break the ice 1.1442 0.03036 208 185 16 7
752 As you can see, our gas stoves are well vented. 1.1442 0.02818 215 189 21 5
753 I prefer the middle one… he is well-fed 1.1442 0.02894 215 190 19 6
754 ...and, they're gluten free! 1.1436 0.02720 195 169 24 2
755 Squab special? Take your pick. 1.1436 0.02720 195 169 24 2
756 It's December 26. You can choose two. 1.1436 0.02756 202 176 23 3
757 If you’re in the mood for poultry, it’s on the arm. 1.1435 0.02784 209 183 22 4
758 No, it's not like the lobster tank. 1.1435 0.02728 216 189 23 4
759 This motherfucker… 1.1434 0.02790 251 224 18 9
760 Would you like me to meet your dinner before we serve it? 1.1429 0.02772 210 184 22 4
761 If you like, I can refill your cups. But I'm sorry to say the kitchen is still voting on tonight's menu. 1.1429 0.02743 203 177 23 3
762 In a ragout or en croute? 1.1429 0.02764 189 164 23 2
763 They've been fed a diet exclusively of grade A pasture raised sunflower seeds. 1.1429 0.02894 196 172 20 4
764 When we say Farm to Table, we mean it 1.1429 0.02559 203 175 27 1
765 Yes, they’re free range, GMO free” 1.1429 0.02636 217 189 25 3
766 For our special we have three left from the twelve days, one partridge and two turtle doves - do you have a preference? 1.1422 0.02530 232 202 27 3
767 Meet Poppy, Pappy and Pippy. Our new employees. They will serve as your eco-friendly toothpicks, have a nice day. 1.1422 0.02530 232 202 27 3
768 Tonight's special -you may choose one. 1.1422 0.02498 225 195 28 2
769 Chef wanted me to share that despite the delay with your entrees, every little thing is gonna be alright. 1.1422 0.02652 225 197 24 4
770 That is a little too 'al dente' for me 1.1422 0.02856 218 193 19 6
771 Would you like to choose one of our specials, roast quail with garlic sauce? 1.1422 0.02548 204 176 27 1
772 We outsourced our kitchen. They'll deliver your orders. 1.1422 0.02818 204 179 21 4
773 Three on the Arm" beats a "Bird in the Hand" any day 1.1422 0.02731 204 178 23 3
774 Birds chirping Happy Birthday was part of the new Hospitality Union Agreement 1.1421 0.02968 197 174 18 5
775 And our holiday special of the week is Three Turtle Doves. 1.1421 0.02788 197 172 22 3
776 Farm raised by Snow White herself, these pigeons pair perfectly with our house red. 1.1421 0.02647 190 164 25 1
777 I’m afraid we’re all out of chicken but we do have substitutes. 1.1421 0.02850 190 166 21 3
778 Care to try our Ozzy Osbourne appetizer? 1.1421 0.03016 183 161 18 4
779 My colleague mentioned that you would like to tweet your bad experience at the restaurant today? 1.1421 0.03016 183 161 18 4
780 Don't worry, you won't be asked to sing for your supper, too. 1.1417 0.02692 247 219 21 7
781 Allow me to introduce our coo-chefs. 1.1416 0.02488 226 196 28 2
782 May I recommend the bird drop soup? 1.1416 0.02917 219 195 17 7
783 We used to limit them to outside crumbs but their union complained. 1.1415 0.02905 212 188 18 6
784 Our chicken is cage-free, of course. 1.1415 0.02536 205 177 27 1
785 Don’t worry, about a thing. 1.1414 0.02634 191 165 25 1
786 Our special tonight is squab. 1.1408 0.02735 213 187 22 4
787 They will be happy to tweet your review of my services at this establishment. . 1.1408 0.02706 206 180 23 3
788 People would sometimes ask why we wore the cloth like this, so we went ahead and brought back an old tradition. 1.1408 0.02706 206 180 23 3
789 Fresh bird for the table? 1.1407 0.02669 199 173 24 2
790 In an effort to stay relevant, we are trying to tweet more. 1.1407 0.02852 199 175 20 4
791 I guess I'll have escargots 1.1406 0.02822 192 168 21 3
792 Pardon me, did you want to see today's specials? 1.1406 0.02724 192 167 23 2
793 Your choice: which 2 go in the bush. 1.1406 0.02917 192 169 19 4
794 Would you like something creamy in your tea? 1.1404 0.02692 228 201 22 5
795 Honey, I think it was a canard that brought us to Paris. 1.1403 0.02591 221 193 25 3
796 'Will that be two or three bird droppings in your tea today sir?' 1.1402 0.02802 214 189 20 5
797 It’s how we get such great Twitter reviews. 1.1401 0.03022 207 185 15 7
798 And for tonights entertainment we have The Birdettes. Please save your applause and crumbs for the end of the meal. 1.1400 0.02560 200 173 26 1
799 At this point in January, we still have three of the calling birds left. 1.1400 0.02749 200 175 22 3
800 My bird sitter called in sick today I had to bring them in for my shift today. You understand. 1.1399 0.02903 193 170 19 4
801 And for the golfer, may I recommend a triple birdie? 1.1399 0.02808 193 169 21 3
802 The ones on the ends will take your order. The one in the middle will give you a second opinion. 1.1398 0.02416 236 205 29 2
803 They’ll be taking your order 1.1398 0.02416 236 205 29 2
804 Who shall we be having tonight ? 1.1398 0.02561 236 207 25 4
805 May I interest you in one of our specialty roosts. 1.1398 0.02871 186 163 20 3
806 Welcome to Select-A-Squab, where you meet your dinner before dining. 1.1396 0.02500 222 193 27 2
807 Table 7 told me to go flock myself 1.1396 0.02581 222 194 25 3
808 You wanted to meet the chefs? 1.1394 0.02681 208 182 23 3
809 Would you like to tell them what you just told me sir? 1.1394 0.02681 208 182 23 3
810 Our busboy quit, so these guys are going to be cleaning your plates between courses. 1.1393 0.02736 201 176 22 3
811 I'm sorry. They're new. 1.1393 0.02736 201 176 22 3
812 And here are our specials… 1.1390 0.02754 187 163 22 2
813 You won’t find fresher eggs anywhere, let alone at this price point… 1.1390 0.02648 187 162 24 1
814 Do you like any of these tweets? 1.1390 0.02490 223 194 27 2
815 The other One-and-Twenty flew away! 1.1389 0.03027 180 159 17 4
816 It's time to close according to my cuckoo clock 1.1389 0.02535 216 188 26 2
817 We take farm to table seriously here 1.1388 0.03070 209 188 13 8
818 Here's the Three quails you ordered - 1.1387 0.02879 173 151 20 2
819 Tonight's special is our turtle dove-partridge medley, plucked tableside. 1.1386 0.02813 202 178 20 4
820 They ARE homing pigeons .. they just don't know what's in store once they get back here. 1.1385 0.02781 195 171 21 3
821 This evening we're featuring a fresh foul appetizer. Care to select your bird? 1.1385 0.02875 195 172 19 4
822 They just heard me tell table 3 tonight’s specials & now they’re hiding here from the chef. 1.1383 0.02741 188 164 22 2
823 Today we have our three course Pre-Fix menu 1.1381 0.03011 181 160 17 4
824 We're all out of blackbirds this evening, but we have these cute pigeons. 1.1381 0.02657 210 184 23 3
825 Allow me to present our selection of squab this evening. Meet Woody, Herb and Stew. 1.1379 0.02459 261 230 26 5
826 We'd hoped for more of a lark. 1.1378 0.02469 225 196 27 2
827 They're raised locally. 1.1376 0.02427 218 189 28 1
828 And here we have the Loire Valley Vintage Birds of a Feather. 1.1376 0.02829 218 194 18 6
829 Chef is only accepting orders delivered by carrier pigeon 1.1376 0.02829 218 194 18 6
830 Excuse me, but this table is reserved for three of our customers. 1.1376 0.02622 189 164 24 1
831 Can I see the a la carte menu first 1.1376 0.02926 189 167 18 4
832 We offer a true outdoor experience for only five dollars more; twenty-five if you want to include dry cleaning. 1.1373 0.02699 204 179 22 3
833 In this case the bird in the hand was worth three on the forearm. 1.1373 0.02872 204 181 18 5
834 It works just like the lobster tank at the seafood place next door... 1.1373 0.02787 204 180 20 4
835 Sorry but inflation’s done away with 4 and 20. 1.1373 0.02872 204 181 18 5
836 We've taken farm-to-table to the next level. 1.1371 0.02755 197 173 21 3
837 Good evening, Have you dined with us at the Parriott before? 1.1371 0.02937 197 175 17 5
838 We are an arm to table restaurant. 1.1371 0.02659 197 172 23 2
839 « You’ve got mail. » 1.1371 0.02847 197 174 19 4
840 Today's special is fresh squab. 1.1370 0.02664 219 193 22 4
841 Don't worry, they don't know why you're choosing them... 1.1368 0.02634 212 186 23 3
842 QR codes are so 2022. We’re now displaying the menu via carrier pigeon. 1.1366 0.02772 183 160 21 2
843 Today's special is free range chicken. 1.1366 0.02686 205 180 22 3
844 These are Quail we plan to BBQ unless you would like to make a large donation to have them released. 1.1366 0.02774 205 181 20 4
845 Would you like to start with an Apérikeet? 1.1366 0.02859 205 182 18 5
846 Here are your squab. I will return with the tangy orange sauce. 1.1364 0.02946 176 155 18 3
847 You did say you ordered on Twitter. 1.1364 0.02834 198 175 19 4
848 Sir, I want to give you the bird. 1.1362 0.02705 213 188 21 4
849 Our special tonight is squab three ways 1.1361 0.02800 191 168 20 3
850 And how would monsieur like his pigeon cooked? 1.1360 0.02384 250 219 28 3
851 That’ll be $44 bn. 1.1360 0.02578 250 222 22 6
852 We take great pride in providing the freshest, locally sourced menu offerings 1.1360 0.02666 228 202 21 5
853 We do our best to offer job opportunities for the locals. It's impressive how these new hires are quite the naturals at cleaning off breadcrumbs. 1.1359 0.02674 206 181 22 3
854 It just dovetailed into an immersive dinner experience 1.1359 0.02928 206 184 16 6
855 Our three bird roast is well worth the wait 1.1357 0.02793 221 197 18 6
856 Here, we're sensitive to our partners' preferences. From left to right: rare, medium or well done 1.1357 0.02729 199 175 21 3
857 In exchange for a free-cell phone experience we offer these carrier pigeons to send messages. 1.1357 0.02995 199 178 15 6
858 I'm sorry sir. Today the special is three French hens. Tomorrow is when we have the four calling birds. 1.1354 0.02787 192 169 20 3
859 We’re a aviary-to-table restaurant 1.1354 0.02655 229 203 21 5
860 Do you need help pecking away at it? 1.1353 0.02479 207 180 26 1
861 Welcome to the “Pigeonhole” …snap judgements are on the house. 1.1353 0.02572 207 181 24 2
862 And tonight, our chef has a post-holiday special on French hens. 1.1351 0.02630 222 196 22 4
863 After my shift I'm auditioning to be a tree. 1.1350 0.02622 200 175 23 2
864 Your emotional support animal for the evening 1.1349 0.02514 215 188 25 2
865 They won’t eat much 1.1347 0.02961 193 172 16 5
866 May we sit down? 1.1347 0.02674 193 169 22 2
867 Your order will be delivered directly to the Chef without use of a computer. 1.1346 0.02650 208 183 22 3
868 I present our third day of Christmas special. 1.1344 0.02730 186 163 21 2
869 It’s the special of the day —get to pluck them, steam them, and bake them! 1.1343 0.03049 201 181 13 7
870 These are exotic pigeons but we do raise them locally. 1.1342 0.02633 231 205 21 5
871 They wanted to make recommendations from our vegan menu. 1.1340 0.02855 194 172 18 4
872 Can I tell you about our clutch of the day? 1.1340 0.02760 194 171 20 3
873 I don’t know much about these three, but I once kissed a cockatoo. 1.1340 0.02559 194 169 24 1
874 Since we went vegan recently, they feel much safer here than outside. 1.1337 0.02781 202 179 19 4
875 And, we are now providing a selection service to help you pick your 3 courses. 1.1337 0.02597 202 177 23 2
876 Truly farm to table sir 1.1336 0.02622 232 206 21 5
877 Please allow me to introduce our three 'little chefs'. 1.1336 0.02316 247 216 29 2
878 As you can see, we serve the freshest food in town. 1.1333 0.02841 195 173 18 4
879 These are some of our new trainees. We have developed a new service model. 1.1333 0.02746 195 172 20 3
880 May I suggest the partridge? It’s very fresh. 1.1333 0.02538 210 184 24 2
881 You know the lobsters in the tank thing, right? Well… 1.1333 0.03092 180 161 14 5
882 Heads or tails? 1.1333 0.02774 180 158 20 2
883 Coffee is on the house. This is my message to you-whoo-whoo. 1.1333 0.02648 195 171 22 2
884 The freshest eggs please 1.1333 0.02711 210 186 20 4
885 And if you enjoyed your meal, please consider tweeting about us. 1.1333 0.02626 210 185 22 3
886 Vegetarians can eat pigeon because it's like chicken. 1.1330 0.02566 218 192 23 3
887 I’m sorry but we’re out of sesame seed, poppy seed, and everything bagels - only plain are left 1.1330 0.02678 203 179 21 3
888 Coffee, tea or send a message? 1.1327 0.02782 211 188 18 5
889 They’re actually pretty easy to train. We think he’ll be speaking full sentences by the end this week. 1.1327 0.02614 211 186 22 3
890 Freshly poached eggs coming your way 1.1327 0.02636 196 172 22 2
891 'Here is the 'free bird' you ordered, Sir. I just can't get them to play on the jukebox' 1.1327 0.02733 196 173 20 3
892 Some little birdies told me we have a few specials 1.1327 0.02733 196 173 20 3
893 I got them on the third day of Christmas 1.1324 0.02573 204 179 23 2
894 We also have two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. 1.1323 0.02987 189 169 15 5
895 Ok so here is your venti mocha frappuccino with one pump of sugar-free vanilla and 3 parakeets? 1.1321 0.02687 212 188 20 4
896 Why was your omelette $50? Our free range organic eggs are hatched in house daily. These mother birds eat nothing but certified organic wheatgrass. 1.1321 0.02849 212 190 16 6
897 They come pre-salted, sir. 1.1320 0.02623 197 173 22 2
898 Would you like a little something to go? 1.1320 0.02720 197 174 20 3
899 You know we only provide the freshest ingredients 1.1320 0.02522 197 172 24 1
900 They’re completely free-range and local from a quaint nest up on East 83rd. 1.1320 0.02904 197 176 16 5
901 Our chef can do one in the hand, but it costs more than two in the bush. 1.1320 0.02992 197 177 14 6
902 Not only that but, magic has helped people over come social anxiety 1.1318 0.02702 220 196 19 5
903 Yes, our eggs are smaller. Why do you ask? 1.1317 0.03127 167 149 14 4
904 The chef insists on free range squab. 1.1317 0.02653 205 181 21 3
905 Pigeons are the original delivery service. 1.1317 0.02562 205 180 23 2
906 Sir, as requested this is your entertainment for the night. 1.1317 0.02653 205 181 21 3
907 I don’t have three French Hens, but I do have an extra turtle dove. 1.1313 0.02707 198 175 20 3
908 Here are the three French hens you ordered, they can only whistle Twelve Days of Christmas. 1.1313 0.02707 198 175 20 3
909 They have chosen not to go under glass. 1.1312 0.02365 221 193 27 1
910 Eating? Like birds? 1.1311 0.02815 206 184 17 5
911 Welcome to the Dove Bar. Do you prefer coo-free? 1.1311 0.02815 206 184 17 5
912 Which one would you like sing for its supper? 1.1308 0.02663 214 190 20 4
913 You’ll love our immersive baby bird dining experience. Each of our mothers here will be delivering a unique, freshly digested course directly to your mouths” 1.1307 0.02787 199 177 18 4
914 Tonight's spécialités de la maison is quail three ways. 1.1304 0.02629 207 183 21 3
915 They're if I forget your order 1.1304 0.02717 207 184 19 4
916 Unfortunately we’re out of turtle doves, but I’ve brought the next best thing. 1.1304 0.02802 207 185 17 5
917 Boy! Talk about ‘locally sourced’! 1.1304 0.02629 207 183 21 3
918 If you’re all finished, we’ll clean your plates now 1.1304 0.02390 230 202 26 2
919 Dipping Doves for your coffee? 1.1304 0.02629 207 183 21 3
920 These are the only ones left on our morning pastry menu. 1.1302 0.02482 215 189 24 2
921 ‘ Here are the 3 Turtle Doves. We are fresh out of Partridge in a Pear Tree. It’s a seasonal item on the menu.’ 1.1302 0.02652 215 191 20 4
922 Roosted or roasted? 1.1302 0.02751 192 170 19 3
923 We have fresh squab on the menu, the middle one looks to be the juicest. Which one would you like? 1.1302 0.02942 192 172 15 5
924 Oh, yeah, the pigeons unionized. 1.1302 0.02848 192 171 17 4
925 Now the one on your left is a 2021 French Carrier pigeon 1.1300 0.02774 200 178 18 4
926 It’s like picking your own lobster, only with birds. 1.1300 0.02586 200 176 22 2
927 We're managing our staffing shortage with server pigeons. These guys will be happy to bring you anything weighing 2.5 ounces or less. 1.1300 0.02586 200 176 22 2
928 Next, the girls will do Three Wrenny Opera. 1.1298 0.02617 208 184 21 3
929 Sorry, we’re out of live lobster. 1.1298 0.02527 208 183 23 2
930 How many guantums of cream would you like in your coffee? 1.1297 0.03012 185 166 14 5
931 A little trick to help me remember tonight’s special is Perch. 1.1297 0.02810 185 164 18 3
932 We grow them here, feed them and name them too. They are on the menu as food 1, food 2 and food 3. #tracability 1.1296 0.02472 216 190 24 2
933 And tonight’s special, three little birds found sitting on my doorstep. 1.1295 0.02532 193 169 23 1
934 ‘Regrettably we are out of French hens due to the holiday demand, however tonight’s special is three Turtle doves’. 1.1295 0.02928 193 173 15 5
935 A little birdie told us about this place. 1.1294 0.02574 201 177 22 2
936 Would you like one drop or two? 1.1294 0.02574 201 177 22 2
937 They need to take a look to decide the kind of eggs you'd like. 1.1292 0.02521 178 155 23 0
938 Here's the mariachi you requested, sir 1.1292 0.02776 209 187 17 5
939 We specialize in cage to table cuisine 1.1292 0.02398 240 212 25 3
940 I suggest you don't grouse about your grouse grouse meal in front of them. 1.1290 0.02580 186 163 22 1
941 I’m afraid we’re out of French hens. Would turtle doves suffice? 1.1290 0.02997 186 167 14 5
942 We're just giving you a preview of what's on next week's menu. 1.1289 0.02645 225 201 19 5
943 They knew most of the entrees and are here paying their respects. 1.1289 0.02624 194 171 21 2
944 Would you consider our vulture options? 1.1288 0.02361 233 205 26 2
945 We serve the freshest eggs in town! 1.1287 0.02562 202 178 22 2
946 They'll sing for you, untill we cook their mother 1.1287 0.02748 202 180 18 4
947 I will have the left one! 1.1287 0.02657 202 179 20 3
948 Yes, I can repeat today’s specials again, but this time in 4-part harmony. 1.1286 0.02504 210 185 23 2
949 Pick one you would like to eat 1.1283 0.02884 187 167 16 4
950 Part of the chef's new aerie to table menu 1.1282 0.02806 195 174 17 4
951 The pigeons say they just pooped on your car outside. 1.1281 0.02451 242 215 23 4
952 We don't need to see the specials. My wife and I will split the parrot with baby potatoes. 1.1281 0.02550 203 179 22 2
953 I'm sorry, sir, but there was a delay in making your 3-egg omelet. 1.1280 0.02582 211 187 21 3
954 Here, farm to table is a one-step process. 1.1278 0.03054 180 162 13 5
955 3 French Hens 1.1277 0.02263 235 206 28 1
956 Management can't afford self check terminals, so I am training these pigeons to take my job. 1.1277 0.02869 188 168 16 4
957 The squab is fresh today. 1.1276 0.02599 196 173 21 2
958 Live lobsters are no longer available. 1.1276 0.02698 196 174 19 3
959 Today’s special is wild pigeon thighs with mashed potatoes. It is served deconstructed. 🔥 1.1276 0.02599 196 173 21 2
960 I recently watched Ratatouille but only the chefs get the rats. 1.1275 0.02809 204 183 16 5
961 While the delicacies today are exceptionally fresh, they don't talk. 1.1274 0.02571 212 188 21 3
962 Roasted, sautéed, or broiled, but everyone asks to wrap them up and take them home, they’re so cute. 1.1273 0.02342 220 193 26 1
963 This evening's special will be fresh Central Park squab. 1.1273 0.02429 220 194 24 2
964 Tonight's special is this trio of hand-reared, free-range birds, who've been nesting on our kitchen window ledge for the past month. 1.1270 0.02855 189 169 16 4
965 We ran out of the two turtle doves during the holiday season. 1.1269 0.02586 197 174 21 2
966 We serve the freshest squab in town. 1.1269 0.02586 197 174 21 2
967 How about three birds in the hand? 1.1269 0.02586 197 174 21 2
968 Our special today is wild fowl, raised wild, caught locally, served bone-in. Would you like a sample? 1.1268 0.02727 213 191 17 5
969 You can hand pick your egg for the special omelette 1.1268 0.02559 213 189 21 3
970 The little birdies all recommend the seed cake. 1.1267 0.02503 221 196 22 3
971 typically it’s a partridge in a pear tree; but this year we just have these parakeets 1.1267 0.02503 221 196 22 3
972 We have three turtle doves left over from our ‘Twelve Days’ special. 1.1264 0.02704 182 161 19 2
973 We're out of the sushi, but we do have... 1.1264 0.02814 182 162 17 3
974 No pressure, tipping each team member is strictly voluntary. 1.1263 0.02637 190 168 20 2
975 We do things a little bit differently here. 1.1263 0.02637 190 168 20 2
976 Three birds on my arm are worth way more than two in Bushwick. 1.1263 0.02574 198 175 21 2
977 The computers down so they'll take your order and fly it into the kitchen 1.1262 0.02697 206 184 18 4
978 I wouldn’t suggest the eggs 1.1262 0.02794 214 193 15 6
979 You'll find that our fowl is very fresh. 1.1261 0.02651 222 199 18 5
980 Here, I brought the chefs with me. So what were you saying about the wheat grains topping? 1.1261 0.02409 222 196 24 2
981 Our eggs would like to thank you for ordering the vegan omelette. 1.1257 0.03007 183 165 13 5
982 Valentine’s Day special: buy two turtledoves, get the third free. 1.1257 0.02800 183 163 17 3
983 We hope you enjoyed your dining experience and found every little thing to be all right. 1.1257 0.02826 191 171 16 4
984 Yes, the eggs are indeed coop to table. 1.1256 0.02537 215 191 21 3
985 Sorry sir, we don't have coke, is parrot ok? 1.1256 0.02450 215 190 23 2
986 This is all we have left from the 12 Days of Christmas menu. 1.1250 0.02471 224 199 22 3
987 Mind if they sit with you ,their parent’s didn’t show up? 1.1250 0.02677 184 163 19 2
988 This ought to muddy the tip conversation. 1.1250 0.02493 208 184 22 2
989 Our special tonight …finch au gratin… 1.1250 0.02439 216 191 23 2
990 Does this answer your question about the freshness of our squab. 1.1250 0.02646 200 178 19 3
991 Here is our special of the night 1.1250 0.02785 184 164 17 3
992 I don't think they want anymore crackers 1.1250 0.02672 208 186 18 4
993 I thought I asked for well done? 1.1244 0.02538 201 178 21 2
994 My name is Enrico. I'll be your waiter/magician tonight. 1.1244 0.02727 201 180 17 4
995 May I interest you two lovebirds in our lovebird special of the day? 1.1244 0.02700 193 172 18 3
996 Our birds are organic and served arm to table 1.1243 0.02663 185 164 19 2
997 Will you be having dessert tonight? It's fresh 1.1239 0.02369 226 200 24 2
998 For the sake of transparency, I just want you to know that the birds want to trade places now. 1.1239 0.02587 218 195 19 4
999 And our special for this week is extremely fresh turtle doves a trois. 1.1238 0.02526 202 179 21 2
1000 They taste like Wall Street, chicken… 1.1238 0.02426 202 178 23 1
1001 Three on the arm is better than one in the hand. 1.1238 0.02714 202 181 17 4
1002 Oh, this again! He requested for "the bryds" not "the birds". Why did we even bother to learn human language? 1.1237 0.02785 194 174 16 4
1003 Squab is the latest in fine dining. 1.1237 0.02861 186 167 15 4
1004 which one would you like? 1.1236 0.02833 178 159 16 3
1005 A pair of Peeps I said 1.1233 0.02407 219 194 23 2
1006 The one on your right but don't throw it in the pot alive, please. 1.1232 0.02268 211 185 26 0
1007 Their names are Manny, Moe, and Jack. 1.1232 0.02549 211 188 20 3
1008 They say “cheep”, but we’re actually very pricy. 1.1232 0.02701 203 182 17 4
1009 Monsieur, Madame, how do you prefer your squab done? 1.1232 0.02701 203 182 17 4
1010 I should have chosen the red pill. 1.1232 0.02609 203 181 19 3
1011 You say pigeon, I say squab. Let's Call the Whole Thing Off. 1.1231 0.02573 195 173 20 2
1012 'On behalf of the new owners, I hope you like the changes to the place--you see they've replaced the big TV with a preening mirror and newspaper on the floor, but you may not know that there's now millet in everything.' 1.1231 0.02573 195 173 20 2
1013 They're locally-sourced from the coop up on the roof. 1.1231 0.02674 195 174 18 3
1014 The squab is fresh, and they'll take your order. 1.1228 0.02777 171 152 17 2
1015 And for our special, we are serving these three turtle doves the owner gifted his now ex-wife for Christmas 1.1228 0.02349 228 202 24 2
1016 Our chef recommends sauteing but if you prefer you may take them home as pets for a slight surcharge. 1.1227 0.02482 220 196 21 3
1017 At the end of training, I’ll be promoted to a fully grown falcon that’ll catch your dinner live, right in front of you. 1.1227 0.02309 220 194 25 1
1018 They are not on the menu but I can arrange something for you. 1.1225 0.02503 204 181 21 2
1019 May I suggest the squab? 1.1225 0.02503 204 181 21 2
1020 Also for a special today we offer Beef Wellington... Ready to head out back? 1.1223 0.02832 188 169 15 4
1021 Here’s your complimentary eavesdropper birds. Just send them to a table when you’ve run out of things to say to each other 1.1223 0.02512 188 166 21 1
1022 . Tonight’s Special: If you Tweet about your meal, you get a free bird! 1.1223 0.02832 188 169 15 4
1023 Twitter is branching out to locally sourced tweets 1.1222 0.02690 180 160 18 2
1024 anyway we could get those in a pie 1.1222 0.02387 221 196 23 2
1025 It's like picking your own lobster. 1.1221 0.02345 213 188 24 1
1026 Might I recommend the pigeon, it is extremely fresh 1.1220 0.02585 205 183 19 3
1027 Honey, one of our resolutions was to be more connected to the food we eat. 1.1220 0.02585 205 183 19 3
1028 Today's special is Rented Doves for Whatever Eggs You Can Gather. Market Price + 1.1218 0.02548 197 175 20 2
1029 No, it's Polly who recites the dessert wines, and he'll do it in Spanish. 1.1217 0.02610 189 168 19 2
1030 Macchiato? 1.1217 0.02715 189 169 17 3
1031 They would like to know if you have a problem with saucers? 1.1216 0.02698 222 201 15 6
1032 Do they look phresh? 1.1212 0.02433 198 175 22 1
1033 The French hens are today's special! 1.1212 0.02433 198 175 22 1
1034 And then the French hens? 1.1212 0.02433 198 175 22 1
1035 May I interest you in our special, Homard du Ciel? 1.1212 0.02433 198 175 22 1
1036 I’m sorry, we’re out of Calling Birds. May I interest you in some French Hens? 1.1211 0.02597 190 169 19 2
1037 No one will know we are government spies while working at this restaurant, great undercover idea bob 1.1207 0.02542 232 209 18 5
1038 No thank you! 1.1206 0.02718 199 179 16 4
1039 They are currently hiding from Micheal Bay 1.1205 0.02440 224 200 21 3
1040 We're here because of all the wonderful tweets it got. 1.1204 0.02789 191 172 15 4
1041 My little birds told me you are having a great time. 1.1204 0.02688 191 171 17 3
1042 Split the bill. Twitter trio will celebrate feminism. 1.1204 0.02688 191 171 17 3
1043 Hey guys. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. 1.1204 0.02584 191 170 19 2
1044 Thank you for asking, it’s a new bird flu exposure therapy. 1.1203 0.02334 241 215 23 3
1045 Three more parrots for the legislative house. What could go wrong? 1.1202 0.03068 183 167 10 6
1046 They’re ortolans in training. 1.1202 0.02532 183 162 20 1
1047 this is where your meat comes from 1.1202 0.02550 208 186 19 3
1048 My current side-hustle is a party magician. 1.1198 0.02395 217 193 22 2
1049 Would you like one tweet or a whole thread? 1.1196 0.02538 209 187 19 3
1050 So as you can see, they do charge wirelessly 1.1196 0.02797 209 190 13 6
1051 The French hens, David? 1.1194 0.02500 201 179 20 2
1052 Have you dinned with us before? 1.1194 0.02692 201 181 16 4
1053 Being there’s an influx of pigeons in these times, we’ll be using them instead of crumbers. 1.1193 0.02556 218 196 18 4
1054 Yeah I thought “Park to table” meant farmers market. 1.1193 0.02637 218 197 16 5
1055 We don’t carry oat milk, but we have pigeon milk on tap. 1.1191 0.02511 235 212 18 5
1056 Sorry. We’ve just opened and we only have the one worm. 1.1190 0.02527 210 188 19 3
1057 …and if your canary dies… 1.1188 0.02586 202 181 18 3
1058 First, we start with bird's nest soup. 1.1188 0.02489 202 180 20 2
1059 Fried, baked or tare, tare? 1.1185 0.02515 211 189 19 3
1060 And here is your live tweet. 1.1185 0.02604 211 190 17 4
1061 How about something daring like a regular coffee? 1.1182 0.02667 203 183 16 4
1062 Our after Christmas special is three French hens. 1.1181 0.02343 237 212 22 3
1063 Labor shortage 1.1180 0.02674 178 159 17 2
1064 These are excellent sauteed in bread crumbs. 1.1179 0.02636 195 175 17 3
1065 These guys ready to be roasted, deep-fried, or boiled for soup, and today's chef special is parrot tartare 1.1179 0.02636 195 175 17 3
1066 At these prices, they better not taste like chicken. 1.1179 0.02534 195 174 19 2
1067 Welcome to Twitter Cafe. Our new crop of mascot hires will be trailing me during tonight’s service. 1.1179 0.02316 195 172 23 0
1068 Excellent choice sir. It gets 3 coo’s. 1.1179 0.02534 195 174 19 2
1069 Pick our your squab, then ignore the loud screech. 1.1179 0.02592 212 191 17 4
1070 We ordered too many for Christmastime, so today’s special is three turtle doves for the price of two. 1.1176 0.02366 204 181 22 1
1071 Special tonight on Parakeet, three to a serving. 1.1176 0.02562 204 183 18 3
1072 There's no pecking order. But I wouldn't start with the squab. 1.1174 0.02493 213 191 19 3
1073 The chicken here is so fresh, you pick the chick and come back in two years to order it 1.1173 0.02522 196 175 19 2
1074 Three French hens special 1.1173 0.02412 179 158 21 0
1075 The chef believes in “slow food”, so your order will be delivered by carrier pigeon. 1.1171 0.02429 222 199 20 3
1076 Monsieur, you requested your chick? 1.1171 0.02355 205 182 22 1
1077 Pigeon for your thoughts? 1.1171 0.02454 205 183 20 2
1078 Are you sure you want the bird for your meal? 1.1168 0.02482 214 192 19 3
1079 They are in fact cage free, but unfortunately not organic 1.1168 0.02294 197 174 23 0
1080 It’s ironic because they were supposed to be carrier pigeons. 1.1168 0.02404 197 175 21 1
1081 Would you like to hear them mimic the specials? 1.1168 0.02404 197 175 21 1
1082 I'm happy to report that the dinner you declined to eat six month ago have grown big and healthy. 1.1167 0.02646 180 161 17 2
1083 Everything cage-free is fair game—except the customers. 1.1165 0.02630 206 186 16 4
1084 We’ll start you off with a choice of your Tweet 1.1165 0.02538 206 185 18 3
1085 Since you will be asking again about the specials, these birds will help me repeat myself. 1.1165 0.02241 206 182 24 0
1086 Due to supply chain issues, FAA system malfunctions, and inflation, today’s special is normally offered at Christmastime only: Three French hens. 1.1165 0.02443 206 184 20 2
1087 Are these fresh oven birds? 1.1164 0.02438 232 209 19 4
1088 Tonight's special is quail 1.1163 0.02471 215 193 19 3
1089 they're waiting for a tree-top 1.1163 0.02288 215 191 23 1
1090 Compliments of Mr. Marley 1.1163 0.02471 215 193 19 3
1091 "Could you please order a plate of crackers?" 1.1162 0.02393 198 176 21 1
1092 i didn't mean live. 1.1162 0.02695 198 179 15 4
1093 They eat the vomit 1.1162 0.02788 198 180 13 5
1094 Sorry. We ran out of turtle doves yesterday. 1.1160 0.02632 181 162 17 2
1095 : "Personally, I prefer a medley." 1.1160 0.02746 181 163 15 3
1096 Hear me out, the throuple is working great for them. 1.1159 0.02791 207 189 12 6
1097 All of the chefs specialties reflect a seasonal park to table concept” 1.1156 0.02381 199 177 21 1
1098 These are my roomies. Can I suggest the shrimp?" 1.1154 0.02515 208 187 18 3
1099 You said you were looking to go cheap on dinner, sir? 1.1152 0.02543 191 171 18 2
1100 I'll have the one on the left. 1.1152 0.02649 191 172 16 3
1101 we're going for a more ecological approach, since they're so abundant. They're also free-range...in the city. Take your pick 1.1150 0.02474 200 179 19 2
1102 Would you like to put a bird on it? 1.1149 0.02252 235 210 23 2
1103 …Locally and sustainably sourced, as always. Now, would you like Gerald, Harry or Veronica? 1.1149 0.02332 235 211 21 3
1104 When the waiter overhears talk of ‘the birds and the bees.’ 1.1148 0.02503 209 188 18 3
1105 My boss totally loved the idea of expanding the rat-in-the-head cook concept to the whole place! 1.1148 0.02594 209 189 16 4
1106 We boast the finest in bird-to-table cuisine. 1.1148 0.02604 183 164 17 2
1107 This is worth much more than a bird in hand. 1.1148 0.02486 183 163 19 1
1108 If you prefer, we can offer two turtle doves or a partridge in a pear tree.The pears are extra, as a desert item. 1.1147 0.02259 218 194 23 1
1109 The middle one has a more gamey taste. 1.1144 0.02359 201 179 21 1
1110 The middle one will talk you through your speed date. 1.1143 0.02412 175 155 20 0
1111 We offer the freshest quail in New York. Pick yours. 1.1143 0.02302 210 187 22 1
1112 Depending on which one you select, a gratuity of 15%, 20% or 25% will be added to your check. 1.1143 0.02582 210 190 16 4
1113 Would you like cream in your coffee? 1.1143 0.02492 210 189 18 3
1114 Complimentary of the chef...an amuse perch! 1.1140 0.02623 193 174 16 3
1115 I don’t think this respects the spirit of our no phones at the table rule. 1.1139 0.02234 237 212 23 2
1116 Three French hens for the price of one. It's our Christmas sale special. 1.1139 0.02549 202 182 17 3
1117 Honey, this waiter is really pushing the pigeon! 1.1137 0.02388 211 189 20 2
1118 Win, place or show? 1.1137 0.02570 211 191 16 4
1119 We’re out of lobster, but you can pick out one of these. 1.1134 0.02610 194 175 16 3
1120 We brought these in for our customers who miss tweeting! 1.1133 0.02631 203 184 15 4
1121 Imagine for a moment that my arm is a doorstep 1.1133 0.02337 203 181 21 1
1122 I’ve brought these chefs to explain their vastly popular trend of left over small plate crumb cuisine. 1.1132 0.02559 212 192 16 4
1123 Just a little peck will do. 1.1130 0.02642 177 159 16 2
1124 It's the pie special. A dainty dish to set before the king. 1.1129 0.02675 186 168 15 3
1125 Which one do you choose? They all are trained differently for weddings... 1.1129 0.02564 186 167 17 2
1126 Your choice for protein is left, right or middle. 1.1128 0.02597 195 176 16 3
1127 it's gonna be all right 1.1128 0.02493 195 175 18 2
1128 You said you prefer it raw, right? 1.1128 0.02597 195 176 16 3
1129 your choices this evening are yellow, blue, or green 1.1127 0.02428 204 183 19 2
1130 Shall I show you the specials this evening? Flew in directly from the pavilion at Versailles. 1.1127 0.02326 204 182 21 1
1131 I realize you ordered pigs in a blanket, but best I can do is birds on a blanket 1.1127 0.02271 213 190 22 1
1132 If you think these are cool just wait until you see the five golden rings I got 1.1123 0.02315 187 166 21 0
1133 I'm not speaking to the chef, but the carrier pigeons will take your order back to the kitchen. 1.1122 0.02684 196 178 14 4
1134 Obviously our lobsters and squabs are fresh. 1.1122 0.02481 196 176 18 2
1135 Cream? 1.1122 0.02585 196 177 16 3
1136 Our menu is very selective 1.1122 0.02373 196 175 20 1
1137 As you can see your breadcrumbs are being freshly sourced by these local artisans. 1.1122 0.02416 205 184 19 2
1138 For your next course, our chef’s take on free range. 1.1122 0.02513 205 185 17 3
1139 ...and for my next trick I'll make these squab disappear. 1.1117 0.02614 179 161 16 2
1140 Excellent choice, sir. 1.1117 0.02491 179 160 18 1
1141 If you don’t lick your plate nice and clean then I’m gonna have to turn you into a bird like these three miscreants ok? 1.1117 0.02538 188 169 17 2
1142 Nobody wants to work anymore, so give your order to these birds 1.1117 0.02671 197 179 14 4
1143 Honestly kid, I don’t care about your pigeons. 1.1117 0.02572 197 178 16 3
1144 I’m sorry sir, but we don’t tweet. 1.1117 0.02305 206 184 21 1
1145 Sir, I understand you asked for our birds? 1.1117 0.02305 206 184 21 1
1146 Our special tonight is Three French Hens left over from our recent Christmas Celebration. 1.1116 0.02609 215 196 14 5
1147 As you can see, all our menu items are locally sourced and served “arm-to-table” 1.1116 0.02320 233 210 20 3
1148 So you recommend the squab rare? 1.1111 0.02294 207 185 21 1
1149 Our special tonite, a murder of crows.” 1.1111 0.02635 189 171 15 3
1150 They're Polly-lingual 1.1111 0.02351 198 177 20 1
1151 Tonight's Special. Choose Dorothy, Juniper or Shelly. 1.1111 0.02583 207 188 15 4
1152 Good choice, sir, I will tell the chef to fry the middle pigeon medium rare, right after she delivered her last letter.Thank you for your patience 1.1111 0.02658 198 180 14 4
1153 What style of chirp would you like? 1.1106 0.02232 217 194 22 1
1154 Three mockingbirds for your 12 days of dry January. 1.1106 0.02284 208 186 21 1
1155 Three French hens? I was expecting more. 1.1106 0.02547 199 180 16 3
1156 We're known for park-to-table dining. 1.1100 0.02559 209 190 15 4
1157 Three little birds sit by my tricep. 1.1100 0.02434 200 180 18 2
1158 Sorry, but we are out of turtle doves... 1.1096 0.02305 219 197 20 2
1159 Special of the Day? Pigeon egg Benedict. 1.1095 0.02362 210 189 19 2
1160 It's like selecting your lobster, but three months in advance. 1.1095 0.02263 210 188 21 1
1161 Fresh Squab is the special of the day, your choice. 1.1095 0.02318 201 180 20 1
1162 Do you have a different dessert cart? 1.1095 0.02423 201 181 18 2
1163 They don’t just tell you about tonight’s specials. They ARE tonight’s specials. 1.1094 0.02798 192 176 11 5
1164 They were on my doorstep singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true, so naturally I decided to take them to work. 1.1090 0.02351 211 190 19 2
1165 For Valentine's Day, we like to see lovebirds at every table, and it's obvious this isn't going well. 1.1089 0.02511 202 183 16 3
1166 Impeach President Joe Biden, V.P. Kamala Harris and Mayorkas !!! 1.1089 0.02700 202 185 12 5
1167 We’ve been short-staffed ever since the birdemic. 1.1089 0.02607 202 184 14 4
1168 Fresh ground worms sir? Tell me when 1.1089 0.02411 202 182 18 2
1169 You know what they say about 2 in the Bush 1.1088 0.02415 239 218 16 5
1170 Can I interest you in some juggling? 1.1087 0.02660 184 167 14 3
1171 Are you her parrot? 1.1087 0.02427 184 165 18 1
1172 May I suggest today’s special, Mr. Marley: Three Little Birds 1.1087 0.02769 184 168 12 4
1173 Would you like CNN, FOX or NPR' version of the menu? 1.1085 0.02434 212 192 17 3
1174 you asked for the bob marley special ? 1.1084 0.02595 203 185 14 4
1175 The chef would like to substitute these birds instead of the 3 French hens. 1.1084 0.02296 203 182 20 1
1176 So how was the Kopi pigeon? Isn’t it better than luwak? 1.1080 0.02608 176 159 15 2
1177 Sir, your digestifs are being prepared. And, as is your habit, we present this selection to pick your teeth with their little bitty feet.” 1.1078 0.02583 204 186 14 4
1178 Might I suggest the Christmas leftovers flambe. 1.1078 0.02821 167 152 12 3
1179 It's the only way we get people interested in our vegan options 1.1077 0.02659 195 178 13 4
1180 I requested, "Freebird"; not three birds! 1.1075 0.02633 186 169 14 3
1181 We have the Three French Hens, but our maids will be a-milking for a while yet ! 1.1075 0.02320 214 193 19 2
1182 We are going back to live advertising: You can protect three rain forest birds for the price of a single cup of coffee every month. 1.1073 0.02715 177 161 13 3
1183 Would you like them boiled or fried? 1.1073 0.02467 177 159 17 1
1184 Can I offer you an organic tweet? 1.1073 0.02378 205 185 18 2
1185 We want to make the menu an experience 1.1071 0.02545 196 178 15 3
1186 Oh. I'm sorry. You ordered the worms. My mistake. 1.1071 0.02427 224 204 16 4
1187 It's three for the price of two. Their triplets. 1.1070 0.02402 215 195 17 3
1188 Don't worry - we have vaccines now. 1.1070 0.02213 215 193 21 1
1189 Today’s special is fresh quail eggs 1.1070 0.02402 215 195 17 3
1190 Select your bird 1.1070 0.02390 187 168 18 1
1191 Would you like to try our farm-to-table squab? 1.1064 0.02378 188 169 18 1
1192 I got these just last month as a gift. On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three French hens. Our special tonight is coq au vin. 1.1063 0.02356 207 187 18 2
1193 It’s our post-Christmas three turtle doves special. 1.1061 0.02309 179 160 19 0
1194 This is today's special. You can have them baked, broiled, fried or in a pot pie. 1.1061 0.02308 198 178 19 1
1195 We're out of turkey" 1.1061 0.02416 198 179 17 2
1196 DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE PRETTY QUIET!!! 1.1058 0.02593 189 172 14 3
1197 We'll take the ones on each end; medium-well please. 1.1058 0.02345 208 188 18 2
1198 All our parakeet eggs are free range, but allow extra time for the egg white omelette. 1.1056 0.02297 180 161 19 0
1199 I assure you folks, every little thing gonna be alrigh 1.1055 0.02607 199 182 13 4
1200 We introduce you to the quail we’ll serve you so you taste their personality in the meal 1.1055 0.02405 199 180 17 2
1201 The special of the day is 'Fried Squab' 1.1053 0.02354 190 171 18 1
1202 Today's 3 egg special can no longer be served over easy. 1.1053 0.02469 190 172 16 2
1203 Welcome to dinner at Macbeth. The three Partridges will take a single order between the two of you. 1.1053 0.02334 209 189 18 2
1204 Table crumb sweepers are too wasteful.” 1.1050 0.02393 200 181 17 2
1205 Wasn't your take-out area was around the corner? 1.1050 0.02286 200 180 19 1
1206 Hmm... May need more than one stone. 1.1050 0.02393 200 181 17 2
1207 Can you repeat that order back to me? 1.1050 0.02539 181 164 15 2
1208 Today we don't have phesant on the menu but you can each choose your pigeon. 1.1049 0.02569 162 146 15 1
1209 I guess we won’t be having the Pastilla. 1.1048 0.02324 210 190 18 2
1210 Are you cooing at my bird? 1.1047 0.02457 191 173 16 2
1211 ‘Is it me or is he flipping me three birds just because I said the stake was not well done?’. 1.1045 0.02436 220 201 15 4
1212 Only fresh meat, as stated on the menu. Which pigeon do you prefer? 1.1045 0.02259 220 199 19 2
1213 Fine then, I will order in English, and you will wipe that stupid smirk off your face. 1.1045 0.02382 201 182 17 2
1214 An elevated version of the the classic “on my doorstep” 1.1045 0.02275 201 181 19 1
1215 Good evening. I’ll be your crumbelier. Yesterdays’s baguettes are really coming into their prime. Or if you’d like to splurge, we have some three day old croissants i could pull from the cellar. 1.1045 0.02582 201 184 13 4
1216 Can I interest you in a little tweet for dessert? 1.1044 0.02526 182 165 15 2
1217 compliments from the barista, a vocal trio 1.1044 0.02756 182 167 11 4
1218 If I liked dogs, I'd have bacon on my wrist. 1.1043 0.02285 230 209 18 3
1219 You know the limerick, 'There was an old man with a beard...?' 1.1043 0.02109 211 189 22 0
1220 Welcome to the newest dining experience. I am so sorry, but we have no more rats available for your table. 1.1043 0.02501 211 193 14 4
1221 In honor of dry January and socia media break resolutions, this month’s special: bottomless cofee & tableside tweets! 1.1042 0.02445 192 174 16 2
1222 These three beauties are nestlings of the three-and-twenty blackbirds in your pie. 1.1041 0.02339 221 201 17 3
1223 No need to keep repeating the specials, I heard him the first time 1.1041 0.02339 221 201 17 3
1224 we have the menu in 3 languages 1.1040 0.02264 202 182 19 1
1225 Were these not the boobies you wanted? 1.1040 0.02570 202 185 13 4
1226 Birds in our Menu 1.1040 0.02570 202 185 13 4
1227 Croak madame for the lady? Actually, it’s more of a squawk. 1.1038 0.02303 212 192 18 2
1228 No, we don't have lobsters. Which would you prefer with the demi-glace? 1.1038 0.02398 212 193 16 3
1229 You two seem birds of a feather! 1.1037 0.02539 164 148 15 1
1230 Have they all been covid tested? 1.1034 0.02254 203 183 19 1
1231 You called me vegan fanatic, but I was just precise: the meat you eat has a family too. 1.1034 0.02315 174 156 18 0
1232 Now repeat after me… 🎶 Sing for your Supper, and you’ll get Breakfast 🎶 1.1034 0.02461 203 185 15 3
1233 And tonight’s special is, fresh Squab. 1.1033 0.02478 213 195 14 4
1234 Three blind mice or three parrots pecking is our special today. 1.1033 0.02249 184 165 19 0
1235 I can assure you that no animals were harmed during the production of our natural wine collection 1.1033 0.02500 184 167 15 2
1236 Will you be tipping with cash, card, or wiper fluid? 1.1031 0.02732 194 179 10 5
1237 A private message from the chef. 1.1031 0.02308 194 175 18 1
1238 -"What's with the birds?" "- They're a complimentary dessert. We like to give our guests a little something extra to tweet about." 1.1031 0.02421 194 176 16 2
1239 That's our way to process orders on the fly 1.1031 0.02529 194 177 14 3
1240 Birdseed is accepted as a gratuity for dinner. 1.1030 0.02173 233 211 20 2
1241 Would you like to select a rock dove, sir? 1.1029 0.02348 204 185 17 2
1242 Would you like some creamer for your coffee? We use bird doo-doo. 1.1029 0.02449 204 186 15 3
1243 Our famous Moroccan pastilla is made with real pigeons. Which one do you fancy eating? 1.1028 0.02184 214 193 20 1
1244 Don't worry, we'll only charge you for one stone 1.1028 0.02282 214 194 18 2
1245 Guests tend to be reassured by their ‘every-little-thing-is-gonna-be-alright’ message. 1.1027 0.02238 185 166 19 0
1246 No, I don't fancy Pheasant tonight - can you bring out some lobsters for my perusal? 1.1027 0.02713 185 170 11 4
1247 Christmas is over, so these three turtle doves are on the menu. #alittlesickiknow 1.1027 0.02366 185 167 17 1
1248 The moment you realize that Opie never did release Wynkin, Blynkin and Nod. 1.1026 0.02409 195 177 16 2
1249 Special today is squab. 1.1026 0.02409 195 177 16 2
1250 Our complimentary live music special tonight is “Bluebird of Happiness.” 1.1024 0.02438 205 187 15 3
1251 We’re all out of lobster… care to pick something from our “avian” selection? 1.1023 0.02428 176 159 16 1
1252 It’s Maurizio Cattelan’s installation titled Turisti from the 1997 Venice Biennale 1.1022 0.02211 225 204 19 2
1253 There here to tell you todays specials" 1.1020 0.02606 196 180 12 4
1254 His true love didn't give them to him after all. He gave him three aardvarks instead. I'm Tim, the server who has been helping you all evening. If you don't tip me well, the birds get it. Now quick draw that credit card. My shift is over. Burrrrrp! 1.1019 0.02614 206 190 11 5
1255 Oh, I thought you said you wanted me to bring a 'chirp' ... 1.1019 0.02327 206 187 17 2
1256 Hello, I'm chef Slowik and today you will experiment a new dish. 1.1019 0.02222 206 186 19 1
1257 Which one would you like us to kill for your pleasure? 1.1019 0.02445 216 198 14 4
1258 Which bird would you like to have? 1.1019 0.02355 216 197 16 3
1259 Farm to table has gone too far. 1.1017 0.02668 177 162 12 3
1260 Which one do you want to eat? 1.1011 0.02204 188 169 19 0
1261 Can I interest you in some chicken soup?” 1.1011 0.02204 188 169 19 0
1262 They are my com 1.1011 0.02449 188 171 15 2
1263 The owner prefers this to pen and paper 1.1010 0.02263 198 179 18 1
1264 And for tonight's entertainment, the Tweeting Trio. 1.1010 0.02479 198 181 14 3
1265 If I were you, I'd order all three. You wouldn't want to be responsible for a lonely bird, would you? 1.1005 0.02549 189 173 13 3
1266 Sorry for the incredibly bad food and customer service, here are some cute birds tho 1.1005 0.02436 189 172 15 2
1267 We're out of lobster. 1.1005 0.02252 199 180 18 1
1268 No thank you, the specials look a tad undone to me. 1.1005 0.02252 199 180 18 1
1269 Those are complimentary 1.1005 0.02192 209 189 19 1
1270 The roasted quail dish offers your choice of Tweety, Polly, or Daisy. 1.1000 0.02242 180 162 18 0
1271 We're out of the duck tonight, but have three City Dove specials left. 1.1000 0.02242 180 162 18 0
1272 My squad of squab is a bit undercooked 1.1000 0.02351 200 182 16 2
1273 We’re short staffed, so I’m training three new employees today. Thank you for your patience. 1.1000 0.02456 200 183 14 3
1274 It’s called the Bob Marley. . 1.1000 0.02456 200 183 14 3
1275 can i interest you in the three french hens? 1.0996 0.02242 231 211 17 3
1276 I was just humming a Disney song” @hawes_robert 1.0995 0.02118 221 200 20 1
1277 They help me with my memory. 1.0995 0.02066 211 190 21 0
1278 I hope these French hens are to your liking 1.0995 0.02444 201 184 14 3
1279 Sorry, but it's now trendier to say "Polly want a brioche bun?" 1.0995 0.02117 201 181 20 0
1280 Sorry? I can’t make the bill disappear. 1.0994 0.02364 181 164 16 1
1281 Actually, my wife gave me these on the third day of Christmas. 1.0994 0.02231 181 163 18 0
1282 I’d like to hold off for the partridge. 1.0990 0.02283 192 174 17 1
1283 " Just to let you know that we will no longer be serving Pigeon Soup. We prefer them as our in-house pets." 1.0989 0.02477 182 166 14 2
1284 Well, two of them are actually my support birds, Emily and Jarrod, but yes, our chef will be pleased to slaughter, pluck, and roast the third one for you. 1.0986 0.02350 213 195 15 3
1285 Willie and Rillie, do NOT make eye contact or they’ll scroll through our feathers and swap our souls for a dish. 1.0984 0.02498 193 177 13 3
1286 The cutlery is half-off 1.0984 0.02340 183 166 16 1
1287 'Very pleased to assist your VIP encounter with the artists, sir!' 1.0983 0.02549 173 158 13 2
1288 We're all out of squab this evening so might I suggest some braised parakeet instead? 1.0981 0.02038 214 193 21 0
1289 Your pecking order will be out shortly… 1.0980 0.02409 204 187 14 3
1290 Would you like to prey on some birds of prey? 1.0980 0.02409 204 187 14 3
1291 Here at this restaurant we like to provide our patrons with more of an arm-to-table experience. 1.0979 0.02486 194 178 13 3
1292 Three-can play at this game! 1.0978 0.02452 184 168 14 2
1293 So, are you a thigh, breast or menage a tweet kinda guy? 1.0978 0.02351 225 207 14 4
1294 Welcome to Grey Squab, would you lovely guests like to select from our live squabs for your entree? 1.0976 0.02190 205 186 18 1
1295 Eggs Benedicts or Omlette Pignone? 1.0972 0.02318 216 198 15 3
1296 They each have their own an unique filling 1.0971 0.02387 175 159 15 1
1297 So which one would you like for your entrée? 1.0969 0.02239 196 178 17 1
1298 I am afraid we ran out of fresh eggs 1.0969 0.02353 196 179 15 2
1299 Do you have to cook them or can we eat them alive? 1.0968 0.02214 217 198 17 2
1300 I asked if you could play Freebird… 1.0968 0.02426 186 170 14 2
1301 I’ve almost reached my goal of 10,000 steps and 50 tweets 1.0966 0.02058 207 187 20 0
1302 We are out of lobsters to pick from. You can try our more exotic collection though. For better taste, you get too name them too. 1.0963 0.02204 218 199 17 2
1303 Okay, fuck/marry/kill—you go first. 1.0963 0.02641 187 173 10 4
1304 If you want to hear about this evening's specials, just ask. 1.0963 0.02163 187 169 18 0
1305 Entertainment tonight is from The Three Sopranos. 1.0957 0.02628 188 174 10 4
1306 Tonight’s specials will be chirped for your pleasure. 1.0955 0.02319 199 182 15 2
1307 The Ortolans wanted to meet you first. 1.0952 0.02389 189 173 14 2
1308 Woman: 'That's it.. I'm back to dating women' 1.0952 0.02504 189 174 12 3
1309 They are symbolic for our restaurant The Birdman. 1.0950 0.02078 221 201 19 1
1310 We'll message you by pigeon Post as soon as your meal is ready 1.0950 0.02196 200 182 17 1
1311 Something from the ‘tweet’ trolley 1.0950 0.02800 200 188 5 7
1312 Yes, unlimited birds until noon. 1.0950 0.02197 179 162 17 0
1313 These are your three French hens, but the two turtle doves will be extra due to inflation 1.0948 0.02130 211 192 18 1
1314 Would you like more coooooooffee? 1.0947 0.02257 190 173 16 1
1315 Any requests? 1.0945 0.02297 201 184 15 2
1316 Your three choices for a side, 1.0945 0.02186 201 183 17 1
1317 Three coffees in two cups, but with more sugar 1.0945 0.02403 201 185 13 3
1318 We don't serve sherry or brandy. You do have a choice of a cockatiel or a canary to sing through the dessert course. 1.0944 0.02453 180 165 13 2
1319 One's cream, one's sugar, and one's Ritalin. 1.0944 0.02453 180 165 13 2
1320 Okay that's two pheasant specials hold the glass. 1.0942 0.02588 191 177 10 4
1321 These are the three food groups for our kitchen's cat. 1.0941 0.02391 202 186 13 3
1322 What do you mean this is the House Special-tea? 1.0940 0.02095 234 214 18 2
1323 Do you prefer your milk plant-based, lactose free, or regular? 1.0939 0.02311 181 165 15 1
1324 Pheasant is our special of the day. 1.0939 0.02680 181 168 9 4
1325 Farm-to-table has been so popular we are trying alternatives like nest-to-table. You won’t want to miss trunk-to-table! 1.0939 0.02311 181 165 15 1
1326 We've narrowed down the missing ring. 1.0939 0.02111 213 194 18 1
1327 It’ll be $8 extra for a verified tweet from them 1.0939 0.02405 213 197 12 4
1328 I guess we have to share the appetizer with you. 1.0938 0.02235 192 175 16 1
1329 And for our daily special menu we serve these rescued pigeons 1.0938 0.02467 192 177 12 3
1330 Before you choose the squab, they'd like to know if you prefer a cracker 1.0936 0.02275 203 186 15 2
1331 Our wings tapas are small and super fresh! 1.0933 0.02342 193 177 14 2
1332 Tonight’s menu comes pre-chewed. 1.0933 0.02342 193 177 14 2
1333 Today's specials are! 1.0924 0.02275 184 168 15 1
1334 Our special tonight is free-range parakeet. 1.0923 0.02202 195 178 16 1
1335 The milk is not vegan, but it’s cruelty free— Bob, Doris and Linda live with me. 1.0920 0.02481 174 160 12 2
1336 The travel writer said we needed better cocktails. 1.0919 0.02390 185 170 13 2
1337 May I interest you in another coffee or perhaps a songbird to wake you up? 1.0914 0.02377 186 171 13 2
1338 We ordered pigeon under glass. 1.0914 0.02180 197 180 16 1
1339 Anyone called for the chirp-lets? 1.0914 0.02406 197 182 12 3
1340 Singing the specials, in melody pure and true, sayin’, this is our menu-whoo-hoo-hoo. 1.0913 0.02341 219 203 12 4
1341 All our birds are cage free. They recommend the cuttlefish. 1.0909 0.02240 187 171 15 1
1342 Sorry, this is our only vegetarian option 1.0905 0.02096 210 192 17 1
1343 Need to break up this love triangle. Which one do you want on a skewer? 1.0905 0.02159 199 182 16 1
1344 Here, the counting birds will calculate a generous tip! 1.0900 0.02263 200 184 14 2
1345 We’ll start you off with some bread. Also in the middle and at the end. 1.0899 0.02217 189 173 15 1
1346 Today's special - lovebird eggs, over easy. 1.0896 0.02077 212 194 17 1
1347 Those are our chefs parakeetouilles 1.0895 0.02206 190 174 15 1
1348 When’s lunch? 1.0895 0.02206 190 174 15 1
1349 These birds blow on your very hot food. 1.0891 0.02010 202 184 18 0
1350 No wi-fi available, sir. But these three gentlemen are the best message delivers we've ever seen! 1.0891 0.02349 202 187 12 3
1351 Aaannd we have a special on live quail this evening 1.0891 0.02451 202 188 10 4
1352 Don't worry about a thing, 'cause everything is going to be alright. 1.0890 0.02317 191 176 13 2
1353 We found that these guys repeat your order better. 1.0885 0.02184 192 176 15 1
1354 Pluck one yourself. 1.0885 0.02306 192 177 13 2
1355 Anything for dessert sir? 1.0885 0.02421 192 178 11 3
1356 : Listen sweet pea, they’re playing our song!! 1.0885 0.01995 226 207 18 1
1357 HELL yeah… BIRDS!!! 1.0882 0.02220 204 188 14 2
1358 Toast a Twitter for a starter 1.0882 0.02220 204 188 14 2
1359 Just letting you two get better picture of you will eat tonight. Birds, start introduce the quality of your body. 1.0881 0.02294 193 178 13 2
1360 Good evening. Tonight we'll be serving our freshest Ortolan special. 1.0878 0.02315 205 190 12 3
1361 Bird urine is our flavor of the month. 1.0876 0.02506 194 181 9 4
1362 So sorry, we thought you requested we PLATE three little birds for your anniversary 1.0876 0.02134 217 200 15 2
1363 Can I interest you in tonight's special, honey-glazed squab?" -- Joel Bartow, Parkland, F 1.0870 0.02294 207 192 12 3
1364 Oh, fuck! 1.0867 0.02260 196 181 13 2
1365 This is Timmie, and that one's Jimmy, and this one is Maggie. 1.0867 0.02373 196 182 11 3
1366 Since your socialist president has made food so expensive, may I offer these at a discount? 1.0867 0.02260 196 181 13 2
1367 When you talked about making three birdies, I thought you meant on the golf course! 1.0867 0.02373 196 182 11 3
1368 This is my message to you hoo hoo 1.0867 0.02481 196 183 9 4
1369 I couldn’t find a pet-sitter but it turns out that they’re good for tips. 1.0859 0.01996 198 181 17 0
1370 I can't leave them alone after years in quarantine. 1.0857 0.02361 210 196 10 4
1371 The special tonight is Parakeet….you have a choice of 3 colors 1.0857 0.01936 210 192 18 0
1372 I said ‘nes!’ ‘Nes!’ Whoa would I order a nestcafe? 1.0856 0.02314 187 173 12 2
1373 Tonight’s special is Squid Game Hen — a binge-worthy entrée where you choose and eat the loser. 1.0854 0.02110 199 183 15 1
1374 “They thought they heard that the coffee was well-roosted, here. 1.0853 0.02041 211 194 16 1
1375 I made some new friends. 1.0852 0.02111 176 161 15 0
1376 I'm sorry sir. Emu is not on the 'Your Choice' menu. 1.0851 0.02041 188 172 16 0
1377 We heard that tweeting is good for publicity 1.0851 0.02303 188 174 12 2
1378 Thank you for joining us on bring your pet to work day. Tonight's special is contingent upon which member of the staff sells the fewest drinks. Wine anyone? 1.0850 0.02217 200 185 13 2
1379 Many of the previous trainees kept bringing out flies when customers ordered fries. 1.0847 0.02291 189 175 12 2
1380 And just so you know , the eggs we are about to serve you came from these locally sourced tropical parakeets 1.0846 0.02090 201 185 15 1
1381 Locally-sourced dumplings? 1.0842 0.02195 202 187 13 2
1382 No, these pigeons are just display; there are ones available for purchase at the register next to the ‘Subway Heat’ air fresheners. 1.0842 0.02305 202 188 11 3
1383 Today’s specials include an assortment of cheeps 1.0842 0.01958 202 185 17 0
1384 O-M-Oeufing-G, our eggs are the best! 1.0841 0.01902 214 196 18 0
1385 Hey Espresso! 1.0837 0.01949 203 186 17 0
1386 So they Vomit and you eat New diet in the city 1.0837 0.02005 215 198 16 1
1387 Tonight’s special: three little birds pitched on my forearm. 1.0833 0.02175 204 189 13 2
1388 This is our special for tonight. Choose which one you prefer and we’ll get it started for you! 1.0833 0.02175 204 189 13 2
1389 and who’s leaving the nest tonight? 1.0833 0.02201 216 201 12 3
1390 …Well, I decided while putting myself through school and waiting tables three on the arm is better than ‘two in the bush’ …so, why not? 1.0829 0.01987 217 200 16 1
1391 Do you have anything we can share? We are quite peckish. 1.0829 0.02121 193 178 14 1
1392 The partridge and the turtle doves have already been ordered. 1.0829 0.02335 181 168 11 2
1393 Portions are bird sized so chef recommends six small plates to share 1.0825 0.02041 206 190 15 1
1394 They're the new oatmilk, you say? 1.0821 0.02100 195 180 14 1
1395 We found the squab drown before diners could pick them from the aquarium 1.0821 0.02223 195 181 12 2
1396 Ohhhhh you said bread service 1.0816 0.02090 196 181 14 1
1397 How you like them ? 1.0815 0.02165 184 170 13 1
1398 This course is called ‘Fuck, Marry, Kill’ and you’re not getting anymore food until you do all three to these birds 1.0814 0.02336 221 208 8 5
1399 Gotta a new chef and she demands all orders as tweets. 1.0812 0.01951 197 181 16 0
1400 Regrettably, Pepe, the fourth member of the quartet will not perform today; a case of avian laryngitis. 1.0811 0.01944 222 205 16 1
1401 I try to keep them out of the kitchen. You never know what they'll put in the soup around here.. 1.0808 0.02190 198 184 12 2
1402 Everyone quit to do DSA shit so we had to bring in Ratatouilles. They're pretty tight, honestly, a lot cooler than the guys who qu— wait, you're not from the health department, are you? You know you have to tell me if you are.” @shittynewyorkercartooncaption 1.0804 0.02293 199 186 10 3
1403 They're a Uber spinoff 1.0802 0.02262 187 174 11 2
1404 No to chaos Charlie on the right or liberal Larry on the left. Yes to deficate Dan in the middle. 1.0802 0.02131 187 173 13 1
1405 Can you counsel these lovebirds, sir? They are in a love triangle. 1.0800 0.02169 200 186 12 2
1406 It made her day, it made my day 1.0800 0.02169 200 186 12 2
1407 No, these are pigeons Sir. You're just a fool who picked up a way too expensive restaurant. 1.0800 0.02490 175 164 8 3
1408 We’re gonna need a bigger stone 1.0798 0.01981 188 173 15 0
1409 Their fresh poop has protein. 1.0796 0.02271 201 188 10 3
1410 don’t worry about a tip … cause any little tip will be alright 1.0796 0.02271 201 188 10 3
1411 🎼Blackbirds sitting on the edge of my right🎼 1.0792 0.02260 202 189 10 3
1412 The Cornish hens would like you to meet their families before you order your meals. 1.0788 0.02020 203 188 14 1
1413 A dove, a robin and a parakeet arrive at a restaurant….. 1.0787 0.02175 178 165 12 1
1414 The birds of fate predicted you would be confused at this moment 1.0785 0.01952 191 176 15 0
1415 These? These tweets are our new hires, freshly fired by Elon. 1.0784 0.02238 204 191 10 3
1416 So, he carries all three of you everywhere ? 1.0781 0.02078 192 178 13 1
1417 Oh these? Depending on your meal choice I notify the kitchen via an identified pigeon designating meat, fish, or vegetarian. For obvious reasons we cannot offer poultry — it is too upsetting to the help. 1.0779 0.01767 231 213 18 0
1418 Our other special this evening is our locally sourced Pêche a la Frog. 1.0777 0.02067 193 179 13 1
1419 Sir we assure more organic way of tweeter posting of your dinner 1.0769 0.02128 182 169 12 1
1420 Pick a tweet and we’ll spill the tea 1.0761 0.02027 197 183 13 1
1421 For this main, you choose the birds, we provide the stone. 1.0761 0.02371 184 173 8 3
1422 Of course you’ll love them. You HAVE to love them. They’re goddam lovebirds.* * Apologies to J.B. Handelsman. 1.0746 0.01953 228 213 13 2
1423 Tonight’s special is ortolan but as you can see I only have three left. 1.0743 0.02147 175 163 11 1
1424 You ordered squab so we invite you to select one - like you would a lobster before eating it. 1.0743 0.01849 202 187 15 0
1425 Our special today is pigeon en croute with a balsamic glaze. We have 3 portions left, and you may choose from Jason, Irene, and Kurt. Please let us know if you’d like to review their social media accounts. 1.0741 0.02185 189 177 10 2
1426 „oh..can we also have one stone, please?” 1.0733 0.01891 191 177 14 0
1427 We have some partridges left over from Christmas. 1.0714 0.01981 196 183 12 1
1428 And tonight we will be shadowed by Trevor who is learning the ropes so please bear with us 1.0707 0.02045 184 172 11 1
1429 They're great if all you want is a cracker.... 1.0702 0.01959 171 159 12 0
1430 Today we are offering you get to choose the quail that will lay the egg being served in your breakfast. 1.0699 0.02162 186 175 9 2
1431 The two turtle doves will be served with dessert. 1.0691 0.02003 188 176 11 1
1432 And this is how we make them into macchiatos. 1.0691 0.01855 188 175 13 0
1433 Uhhhhh… who FARTED??? Am I right. 1.0683 0.02134 205 194 8 3
1434 And for our special this evening, we've got fresh parakeet, cockatiel, and cockatoo. 1.0670 0.01800 194 181 13 0
1435 Number 2, very good sir. Chef recommends medium. Will that be OK? 1.0659 0.01845 182 170 12 0
1436 You will be served after. 1.0644 0.01731 202 189 13 0
1437 You guys , I think these pigeons look like us 1.0642 0.01797 187 175 12 0
1438 Best to table dining - please pick one of these feathered delicacies and we will serve him for your fine dining experience. 1.0611 0.01956 180 170 9 1
1439 today's special will be served with crapp a la romain 1.0592 0.01820 169 159 10 0
1440 Enough with the clucking already! Can’t we just dine in golden silence 1.0591 0.01659 203 191 12 0
1441 The chiefs wanted to check on your meal, they would have come earlier, but they're a little bird brained 1.0547 0.01756 201 191 9 1
1442 I want to take both of you filthy beautiful people home to massage my ankles. The soup today is du jour. 1.0543 0.02143 184 177 4 3
1443 Our squab is particularly fresh this evening. 1.0376 0.01399 186 179 7 0