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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-12-25T23:16:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2023-01-15T23:20:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2023-01-09T23:20:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | January 16, 2023 |
Number of captions | 4378 |
Number of responses | 559921 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | We will not negotiate with terriers. | 1.7835 | 0.01725 | 2217 | 1023 | 651 | 543 |
1 | Re-treat! | 1.6891 | 0.01331 | 3509 | 1806 | 988 | 715 |
2 | I have met the enemy, and he’s a good boy! | 1.6692 | 0.01616 | 2252 | 1158 | 681 | 413 |
3 | Retreat, not re-treat! | 1.6663 | 0.01844 | 1867 | 1008 | 474 | 385 |
4 | I think we're in for a licking , guys! | 1.6594 | 0.01701 | 1961 | 1004 | 621 | 336 |
5 | Re-treat! Re-treat! | 1.6587 | 0.01658 | 2063 | 1057 | 653 | 353 |
6 | The bones only buy us time. Catapult the squirrel. | 1.6429 | 0.01838 | 1826 | 1005 | 468 | 353 |
7 | Ok he’s sitting. Now what? | 1.6250 | 0.02287 | 1064 | 570 | 323 | 171 |
8 | Yes, I mean literally throw me a bone. | 1.6172 | 0.02137 | 1246 | 684 | 355 | 207 |
9 | On the count of three we S. T. O. R. M. the C. A. S. T. L. E. | 1.6161 | 0.01587 | 2373 | 1339 | 606 | 428 |
10 | If we breach the wall, we will be in deep shit! | 1.6159 | 0.01594 | 2385 | 1356 | 589 | 440 |
11 | Of course, I’ve asked him to lie down. | 1.6100 | 0.01878 | 1559 | 851 | 465 | 243 |
12 | Launch the squeaky toy! | 1.5961 | 0.01658 | 1946 | 1072 | 588 | 286 |
13 | Re-treat everyone! | 1.5952 | 0.01794 | 1702 | 950 | 491 | 261 |
14 | Launch the frisbee | 1.5941 | 0.01631 | 1993 | 1097 | 608 | 288 |
15 | He's not going to roll over that easily. | 1.5940 | 0.01481 | 2261 | 1206 | 767 | 288 |
16 | Enough snacks! Release the giant squirrel! | 1.5888 | 0.01774 | 1739 | 980 | 494 | 265 |
17 | No one brought a tennis ball? | 1.5855 | 0.01750 | 1732 | 967 | 516 | 249 |
18 | Deploy the tennis balls!” | 1.5786 | 0.01743 | 1711 | 957 | 518 | 236 |
19 | Forget the bones, get me a frisbee. | 1.5780 | 0.01707 | 1751 | 972 | 546 | 233 |
20 | All right guys...on three: Who's a good boy? | 1.5769 | 0.02283 | 1014 | 573 | 297 | 144 |
21 | It's working. Now after me, "Who's a good boy?" | 1.5763 | 0.01950 | 1357 | 759 | 414 | 184 |
22 | It's working! Call in the belly-rubbers and the castle will be ours! | 1.5743 | 0.01981 | 1299 | 725 | 402 | 172 |
23 | Finnegan, get up here and rub his belly. | 1.5674 | 0.01713 | 1729 | 974 | 529 | 226 |
24 | Stand down, men. As it turns out, he's a very good boy. | 1.5654 | 0.04788 | 237 | 138 | 64 | 35 |
25 | We're being forced to re-treat. | 1.5638 | 0.01891 | 1426 | 810 | 428 | 188 |
26 | This isn't working,we'll have to try the Trojan Cat! | 1.5633 | 0.01802 | 1660 | 968 | 449 | 243 |
27 | Aren't we just rewarding bad behavior? | 1.5631 | 0.01759 | 1673 | 958 | 488 | 227 |
28 | Now, quick, the one with her medication! | 1.5586 | 0.02249 | 1067 | 627 | 284 | 156 |
29 | Get ready to launch the tennis ball! | 1.5585 | 0.01791 | 1563 | 889 | 475 | 199 |
30 | He IS sitting! | 1.5559 | 0.02412 | 957 | 573 | 236 | 148 |
31 | Okay, plan B—prepare the Frisbee! | 1.5541 | 0.01879 | 1406 | 802 | 429 | 175 |
32 | Fall back! We’re dressed like his chew toy! | 1.5526 | 0.01844 | 1529 | 892 | 429 | 208 |
33 | I thought we didn't have a dog in this fight! | 1.5524 | 0.02230 | 1050 | 614 | 292 | 144 |
34 | We’re also gonna need that big tennis ball. | 1.5482 | 0.01832 | 1474 | 848 | 444 | 182 |
35 | How badly do we need that cannonball back? | 1.5464 | 0.02181 | 1153 | 696 | 284 | 173 |
36 | Release the squirrel! | 1.5424 | 0.02056 | 1215 | 717 | 337 | 161 |
37 | I said "attack", not "a snack'" | 1.5424 | 0.02001 | 1333 | 800 | 343 | 190 |
38 | This is the last time we deliver to this address! | 1.5390 | 0.02674 | 731 | 437 | 194 | 100 |
39 | Two more, then bring forth the Squirrel of Troy! | 1.5370 | 0.02062 | 1244 | 750 | 320 | 174 |
40 | This isn't working. Send over the mailman. | 1.5357 | 0.03354 | 476 | 289 | 119 | 68 |
41 | I'll know when I'm licked. | 1.5319 | 0.02002 | 1096 | 617 | 375 | 104 |
42 | He's a service animal, we can't ask him to leave. | 1.5314 | 0.02868 | 621 | 372 | 168 | 81 |
43 | I have an idea - go get the catapult and a really big stick! | 1.5285 | 0.02269 | 1001 | 605 | 263 | 133 |
44 | Enough with the biscuits. Release the squirrel! | 1.5264 | 0.02174 | 1062 | 637 | 291 | 134 |
45 | Biscuit squad fall back, belly rubbers advance! | 1.5262 | 0.02238 | 1070 | 660 | 257 | 153 |
46 | The fact that you dyed treats three different colors for a colorblind animal really makes me question the rest of this plan. | 1.5256 | 0.02229 | 1073 | 661 | 260 | 152 |
47 | Who cares if we're spoiling him. He's not our dog. | 1.5256 | 0.02931 | 626 | 387 | 149 | 90 |
48 | It's working. Storm the doggie-door! | 1.5249 | 0.02532 | 802 | 487 | 209 | 106 |
49 | All it took was one. He said he’s on our side now. | 1.5248 | 0.02510 | 785 | 469 | 220 | 96 |
50 | Enough with the nick-nack patty wack! Throw me a bone already! | 1.5237 | 0.02246 | 1033 | 632 | 261 | 140 |
51 | Bring the squeeky one. | 1.5235 | 0.02360 | 892 | 535 | 247 | 110 |
52 | I’ll feed him, but I’m not cleaning up after him! | 1.5203 | 0.02351 | 961 | 596 | 230 | 135 |
53 | Better get the Cat-apult! | 1.5195 | 0.02301 | 976 | 599 | 247 | 130 |
54 | Forget the biscuits! Load the tennis ball catapult! | 1.5186 | 0.02248 | 966 | 580 | 271 | 115 |
55 | Hurry up - his dog breath is worse than his bite. | 1.5168 | 0.02265 | 923 | 549 | 271 | 103 |
56 | We're gonna need a bigger biscuit. | 1.5061 | 0.02516 | 820 | 515 | 195 | 110 |
57 | He's not going to rollover! | 1.5049 | 0.02422 | 810 | 492 | 227 | 91 |
58 | It’s all good – he said he wants to be our best friend! | 1.5043 | 0.02392 | 815 | 492 | 235 | 88 |
59 | Get back! He's already got a bone. He's looking for a hydrant. | 1.5037 | 0.02526 | 800 | 501 | 195 | 104 |
60 | Pipe down. He thinks you’re squeaky toys. | 1.5032 | 0.02517 | 791 | 492 | 200 | 99 |
61 | Ok, now put the tennis ball in the catapult. | 1.4980 | 0.02550 | 753 | 468 | 195 | 90 |
62 | No, he’s NOT a good boy! | 1.4973 | 0.02511 | 746 | 457 | 207 | 82 |
63 | "Stand back! He's lifting his leg again." | 1.4965 | 0.03070 | 566 | 365 | 121 | 80 |
64 | All together now Good Dog | 1.4960 | 0.02461 | 746 | 451 | 220 | 75 |
65 | Hand me the one with the Xanax! | 1.4959 | 0.02557 | 728 | 449 | 197 | 82 |
66 | He's almost sedated. Bring in the mailman! | 1.4953 | 0.02500 | 739 | 451 | 210 | 78 |
67 | Quick! What's French for "Who's a good boy?" | 1.4925 | 0.02661 | 737 | 474 | 163 | 100 |
68 | Can someone throw me a bone here? | 1.4921 | 0.02556 | 756 | 476 | 188 | 92 |
69 | I know feeding is a dangerous job, but at least we’re not on cleanup. | 1.4913 | 0.02547 | 690 | 419 | 203 | 68 |
70 | Re-treat! Re-treat! Re-treat! | 1.4908 | 0.02474 | 764 | 472 | 209 | 83 |
71 | Pivot to belly rubs! | 1.4892 | 0.02547 | 693 | 423 | 201 | 69 |
72 | At least he lapped up the moat. | 1.4884 | 0.02596 | 690 | 427 | 189 | 74 |
73 | Fetch faster.” | 1.4862 | 0.02925 | 654 | 437 | 116 | 101 |
74 | Bring in Mr. Squeaky! | 1.4861 | 0.02683 | 648 | 403 | 175 | 70 |
75 | Our treat-y negotiations are working! | 1.4834 | 0.02782 | 631 | 401 | 155 | 75 |
76 | He'll want to go for a walk and don't forget to bring a big bag. | 1.4814 | 0.02737 | 619 | 387 | 166 | 66 |
77 | Hold your fire. He’s not rolling over. | 1.4759 | 0.03091 | 622 | 433 | 82 | 107 |
78 | OMG. He’s not housebroken. | 1.4758 | 0.02713 | 641 | 407 | 163 | 71 |
79 | Quick! To the doggy door! | 1.4746 | 0.02743 | 611 | 385 | 162 | 64 |
80 | Hold your fire - it turns out he's a good boy! | 1.4744 | 0.02848 | 586 | 374 | 146 | 66 |
81 | OK, your turn. First you, Nick, then you, Nack, then you, Patty, then you, Wack. | 1.4690 | 0.03041 | 565 | 377 | 111 | 77 |
82 | Hey ixnay on the dog bone disguise he just ate Rodney! | 1.4689 | 0.03078 | 546 | 363 | 110 | 73 |
83 | Hurry! Try the doggie door! | 1.4669 | 0.02882 | 544 | 345 | 144 | 55 |
84 | We're going to need more positive reinforcements! | 1.4606 | 0.03166 | 508 | 340 | 102 | 66 |
85 | Ready the string ball. The rear guard is a cat. | 1.4573 | 0.02984 | 503 | 323 | 130 | 50 |
86 | I fed him so, someone else cleans after him. | 1.4570 | 0.02920 | 512 | 326 | 138 | 48 |
87 | Forget the bones, everybody into the Trojan cat! | 1.4568 | 0.02987 | 532 | 349 | 123 | 60 |
88 | And nobody thought to bring a rubber ball? | 1.4547 | 0.03038 | 475 | 304 | 126 | 45 |
89 | Forget the bones, grab the giant frisby! | 1.4547 | 0.02891 | 519 | 331 | 140 | 48 |
90 | Who brought the ball? | 1.4510 | 0.03035 | 459 | 292 | 127 | 40 |
91 | To hell with this — anybody got a tennis ball? | 1.4506 | 0.03108 | 466 | 303 | 116 | 47 |
92 | Next we'll need a very big stick. | 1.4495 | 0.02845 | 485 | 302 | 148 | 35 |
93 | I told him they all taste the same, but he insists on blue. | 1.4476 | 0.02939 | 487 | 311 | 134 | 42 |
94 | Perhaps we should have brought the cat-a-pult? | 1.4470 | 0.03224 | 443 | 292 | 104 | 47 |
95 | Go back! He’s NOT a good boy! | 1.4459 | 0.03068 | 471 | 307 | 118 | 46 |
96 | Hold off on the treats, fall back. I said retreat, not re-treat! | 1.4418 | 0.03159 | 455 | 301 | 107 | 47 |
97 | Knights of the hound table | 1.4411 | 0.03243 | 433 | 287 | 101 | 45 |
98 | This is the last time we agree to dog-sit. | 1.4410 | 0.03159 | 449 | 296 | 108 | 45 |
99 | Ready the red squeaky! | 1.4395 | 0.02945 | 471 | 302 | 131 | 38 |
100 | Get ready to shout, "Who's a good boy?" | 1.4383 | 0.03025 | 470 | 307 | 120 | 43 |
101 | He wants to know who's a Good Boy! What should I tell him?! | 1.4373 | 0.03320 | 407 | 270 | 96 | 41 |
102 | He says he has a bone to pick. | 1.4372 | 0.03260 | 398 | 259 | 104 | 35 |
103 | ReT-R-E-A-T!!!! | 1.4352 | 0.03213 | 432 | 287 | 102 | 43 |
104 | Men, the milkbones aren't working. Time to break out the Frisbee! | 1.4351 | 0.03195 | 416 | 272 | 107 | 37 |
105 | I found your slipper. | 1.4350 | 0.03169 | 400 | 257 | 112 | 31 |
106 | Bring up the giant tennis ball | 1.4329 | 0.03353 | 395 | 263 | 93 | 39 |
107 | It's working! One more and he'll roll over | 1.4316 | 0.03283 | 380 | 247 | 102 | 31 |
108 | Send in the belly scratchers! | 1.4314 | 0.03200 | 408 | 267 | 106 | 35 |
109 | Ready the tennis ball! | 1.4309 | 0.03029 | 434 | 280 | 121 | 33 |
110 | Bowl of water, bowl of water. | 1.4297 | 0.03258 | 384 | 250 | 103 | 31 |
111 | Run, he’s just the puppy | 1.4282 | 0.03451 | 397 | 272 | 80 | 45 |
112 | We need more T- R-E-A-T-S | 1.4271 | 0.03255 | 398 | 263 | 100 | 35 |
113 | Get the Trojan squirrel! | 1.4242 | 0.03323 | 429 | 296 | 84 | 49 |
114 | Oh, he’s a good boy. Yes, he is! | 1.4221 | 0.03476 | 353 | 236 | 85 | 32 |
115 | The treats aren't working, send in the Cat-A-Pult! | 1.4215 | 0.03581 | 363 | 250 | 73 | 40 |
116 | Prepare to launch the slippers! | 1.4202 | 0.03424 | 357 | 238 | 88 | 31 |
117 | It's OK, he's friendly! | 1.4188 | 0.03346 | 382 | 257 | 90 | 35 |
118 | Just be glad they're not our bones.” | 1.4187 | 0.03763 | 406 | 303 | 36 | 67 |
119 | Good news: he’s wagging his tail. | 1.4169 | 0.03355 | 367 | 245 | 91 | 31 |
120 | Keep 'em coming. He's bound to want to take a nap soon. | 1.4169 | 0.03377 | 367 | 246 | 89 | 32 |
121 | Roll out the giant wooden squirrel! | 1.4142 | 0.03556 | 338 | 229 | 78 | 31 |
122 | This isn't working. Bring up the squirrel! | 1.4103 | 0.03528 | 351 | 241 | 76 | 34 |
123 | This isn't working. Let's revisit the fake horse idea. | 1.4102 | 0.03633 | 334 | 230 | 71 | 33 |
124 | He’s not castle broken, so watch your step. | 1.4096 | 0.03598 | 332 | 227 | 74 | 31 |
125 | Never mind. All he’s guarding are slippers. | 1.4076 | 0.03275 | 368 | 246 | 94 | 28 |
126 | Drop those and get the squirrel | 1.4067 | 0.03331 | 359 | 241 | 90 | 28 |
127 | He only likes the ones that taste like chicken! | 1.4061 | 0.03146 | 362 | 236 | 105 | 21 |
128 | It's working, now get his squeaky toy! | 1.4059 | 0.03358 | 340 | 226 | 90 | 24 |
129 | ‘’Everybody yell, sit!” | 1.4056 | 0.03427 | 355 | 242 | 82 | 31 |
130 | Okay, I’m going in for the ear scratch. | 1.4046 | 0.03382 | 351 | 237 | 86 | 28 |
131 | Release the Trojan Squirrel! | 1.4029 | 0.03576 | 350 | 245 | 69 | 36 |
132 | It’s no use, we’re licked! | 1.4026 | 0.03376 | 313 | 205 | 90 | 18 |
133 | Quick! Re-treat! | 1.4020 | 0.03167 | 393 | 265 | 98 | 30 |
134 | He's the puppy! | 1.4007 | 0.03684 | 297 | 202 | 71 | 24 |
135 | This isn't working. Bring up the giant squirrel. | 1.3994 | 0.03482 | 353 | 245 | 75 | 33 |
136 | I misunderstood, he only wants a treaty | 1.3994 | 0.03673 | 343 | 244 | 61 | 38 |
137 | ...three, four, five. Hey, weren't there 6 of us when we started? | 1.3988 | 0.03546 | 331 | 228 | 74 | 29 |
138 | I said RE-treat!!! | 1.3978 | 0.03385 | 367 | 254 | 80 | 33 |
139 | He’s dyslexic…thinks he’s God! | 1.3961 | 0.03843 | 308 | 219 | 56 | 33 |
140 | Enough with the biscuits. Get Frisbees quick! | 1.3948 | 0.03722 | 309 | 216 | 64 | 29 |
141 | A milkbone! My kingdom for a milkbone! | 1.3946 | 0.03722 | 299 | 207 | 66 | 26 |
142 | Game of Bones | 1.3941 | 0.03823 | 307 | 218 | 57 | 32 |
143 | We need the heavy artillery! Send in the tennis balls. | 1.3932 | 0.03468 | 323 | 220 | 79 | 24 |
144 | “I said RE-TREAT you idiots” | 1.3929 | 0.03813 | 308 | 219 | 57 | 32 |
145 | All clear! He’s a good boy! | 1.3923 | 0.03430 | 339 | 233 | 79 | 27 |
146 | Forget the biscuits. Get the blonde Cocker Spaniel ! | 1.3923 | 0.03702 | 311 | 218 | 64 | 29 |
147 | Enough treats! I’m going in to tickle his belly! | 1.3916 | 0.03839 | 286 | 200 | 60 | 26 |
148 | Yes, more! He’s a VERY good boy! | 1.3913 | 0.03284 | 368 | 253 | 86 | 29 |
149 | He's agreed to play dead. | 1.3907 | 0.03489 | 279 | 184 | 81 | 14 |
150 | When did Gulliver get a dog? | 1.3899 | 0.03927 | 277 | 195 | 56 | 26 |
151 | These vegan biscuits are useless. Run! | 1.3895 | 0.03814 | 285 | 199 | 61 | 25 |
152 | Bring forth the giant tennis ball | 1.3875 | 0.03511 | 289 | 194 | 78 | 17 |
153 | No! No! Get the tennis ball! | 1.3856 | 0.03533 | 306 | 210 | 74 | 22 |
154 | We can’t just keep rewarding him for bad behavior! | 1.3848 | 0.03541 | 330 | 232 | 69 | 29 |
155 | I need to put one on his nose. | 1.3839 | 0.04173 | 224 | 155 | 52 | 17 |
156 | He's demanding organic. | 1.3824 | 0.04005 | 272 | 195 | 50 | 27 |
157 | His demands have escalated - now he wants a squeaky toy! | 1.3816 | 0.03726 | 283 | 197 | 64 | 22 |
158 | Hurry up with the squeaky toy! | 1.3813 | 0.03988 | 257 | 181 | 54 | 22 |
159 | He's getting tired of these biscuits. Bring up the wet food!!! | 1.3808 | 0.03591 | 302 | 210 | 69 | 23 |
160 | Now launch the tennis ball! | 1.3803 | 0.03715 | 284 | 198 | 64 | 22 |
161 | Throw me a bone! | 1.3794 | 0.04025 | 282 | 206 | 45 | 31 |
162 | Hand me a breath mint! | 1.3788 | 0.03601 | 293 | 203 | 69 | 21 |
163 | Be grateful - the other village has a cat. | 1.3784 | 0.04111 | 259 | 187 | 46 | 26 |
164 | He’s distracted! Use the doggie door! | 1.3782 | 0.03619 | 275 | 188 | 70 | 17 |
165 | Now then, who’s going to take it for a walk? | 1.3770 | 0.03881 | 244 | 168 | 60 | 16 |
166 | Okay, I got him to sit and his breath smells great, now what? | 1.3759 | 0.03623 | 290 | 202 | 67 | 21 |
167 | We're in luck. He's a good boy. | 1.3745 | 0.03828 | 275 | 195 | 57 | 23 |
168 | One of you go tell the mailman that the front door is now safe! | 1.3745 | 0.04101 | 243 | 173 | 49 | 21 |
169 | He's friendly! When we go over the wall, be careful where you step! | 1.3732 | 0.03604 | 276 | 190 | 69 | 17 |
170 | A wooden horse” I said. But,no, it had to be a giant puppy. OK I’ll feed it, but you have to walk it | 1.3724 | 0.03553 | 290 | 201 | 70 | 19 |
171 | It's ok, he's a good boy! | 1.3719 | 0.03560 | 285 | 197 | 70 | 18 |
172 | I told you those Trojans had a better idea. | 1.3717 | 0.03665 | 269 | 186 | 66 | 17 |
173 | No, no, no! Retreat! Not treat! | 1.3707 | 0.03953 | 259 | 185 | 52 | 22 |
174 | He wants meat! I’m outa here! | 1.3702 | 0.03994 | 262 | 189 | 49 | 24 |
175 | One more and I think I can get him to play dead! | 1.3679 | 0.03562 | 280 | 194 | 69 | 17 |
176 | He's distracted! Roll in the Trojan Squirrel! | 1.3671 | 0.04079 | 237 | 169 | 49 | 19 |
177 | I said retreat, not re-treat! | 1.3669 | 0.03650 | 278 | 195 | 64 | 19 |
178 | Seriously, we gotta stop with the treats or he's never going to leave the castle! | 1.3668 | 0.03943 | 229 | 159 | 56 | 14 |
179 | Forget the bones. Get some chew toys! | 1.3653 | 0.03638 | 271 | 189 | 65 | 17 |
180 | Hurry up before he licks me! | 1.3651 | 0.03985 | 241 | 171 | 52 | 18 |
181 | I told you if you wanted a dog you’d have to be the ones to take care of it, yet here I am up the ladder every fucking day. | 1.3651 | 0.04253 | 252 | 188 | 36 | 28 |
182 | Ready the catapult and tennis ball! | 1.3647 | 0.03872 | 255 | 181 | 55 | 19 |
183 | No! Another chicken flavored! | 1.3636 | 0.04191 | 209 | 147 | 48 | 14 |
184 | He wants homework! | 1.3625 | 0.04122 | 240 | 174 | 45 | 21 |
185 | This will only hold him for so long. Prepare thy tummy rubs. | 1.3622 | 0.03997 | 254 | 184 | 48 | 22 |
186 | Toss me another T-R-E-A-T! | 1.3621 | 0.04134 | 232 | 167 | 46 | 19 |
187 | He's not rolling over! | 1.3618 | 0.03707 | 246 | 170 | 63 | 13 |
188 | If this doesn’t work we go in for the belly rub. | 1.3613 | 0.04015 | 238 | 170 | 50 | 18 |
189 | I got him to sit!! Pass another and we’ll try ‘lie down.' | 1.3611 | 0.03939 | 252 | 181 | 51 | 20 |
190 | One of you W-A-L-K around back. | 1.3610 | 0.04273 | 241 | 179 | 37 | 25 |
191 | Guys, that’s not what I meant when I said retreat. | 1.3602 | 0.03992 | 236 | 168 | 51 | 17 |
192 | Fire the tennis balls! | 1.3596 | 0.04135 | 228 | 164 | 46 | 18 |
193 | Ok, one of you sneak around to the drawbridge and drop off the mail. | 1.3594 | 0.04047 | 256 | 188 | 44 | 24 |
194 | Throw me a bone, would ya? | 1.3587 | 0.04102 | 223 | 159 | 48 | 16 |
195 | He will sit, but he won't roll over." | 1.3581 | 0.03730 | 229 | 157 | 62 | 10 |
196 | Not that one! That's the bone of contention! | 1.3574 | 0.03855 | 277 | 203 | 49 | 25 |
197 | Hold the biscuits lads! 'Tis time to let fly the massive frisbee! | 1.3571 | 0.03861 | 266 | 193 | 51 | 22 |
198 | More bones! He’s a three knight dog! | 1.3569 | 0.03866 | 269 | 196 | 50 | 23 |
199 | Hurry up! Our defenses are crumbling! | 1.3566 | 0.03829 | 258 | 185 | 54 | 19 |
200 | Okay, great! Now the one with the pill in it! Quick! | 1.3566 | 0.03981 | 244 | 176 | 49 | 19 |
201 | Bring them ALL up! He’s a VERY good boy! | 1.3552 | 0.03777 | 259 | 185 | 56 | 18 |
202 | Plan B! - the 'Trojan Squirrel'! | 1.3550 | 0.04270 | 231 | 171 | 38 | 22 |
203 | He has threatened to bark in our general direction. | 1.3540 | 0.04152 | 226 | 164 | 44 | 18 |
204 | I can't remember where we are in the story. Is he very big, or are we very small? | 1.3527 | 0.04010 | 241 | 175 | 47 | 19 |
205 | Did anyone bring a tennis ball? | 1.3517 | 0.04024 | 236 | 171 | 47 | 18 |
206 | Ok that’s enough. Nick, Nack, Paddy and Wack you can go. | 1.3514 | 0.04391 | 222 | 166 | 34 | 22 |
207 | Looks like this castle is defended by a good boy ! | 1.3493 | 0.04112 | 209 | 149 | 47 | 13 |
208 | Enough! Bring ye olde tennis ball! | 1.3487 | 0.03996 | 238 | 173 | 47 | 18 |
209 | A few more biscuits and he’ll roll over and play dead! | 1.3484 | 0.03853 | 221 | 155 | 55 | 11 |
210 | Launch the tennis ball! | 1.3476 | 0.04259 | 210 | 153 | 41 | 16 |
211 | He likes them! We're in! | 1.3466 | 0.03763 | 251 | 180 | 55 | 16 |
212 | No,no, bring the stick! | 1.3460 | 0.03773 | 237 | 168 | 56 | 13 |
213 | Launch the ball, NOW! | 1.3455 | 0.03899 | 246 | 179 | 49 | 18 |
214 | I think he wants to go out | 1.3450 | 0.04404 | 200 | 147 | 37 | 16 |
215 | He'll sit but he won't play dead. | 1.3448 | 0.04128 | 203 | 145 | 46 | 12 |
216 | It's working. Now use the laser pointer to distract the giant cat. | 1.3442 | 0.04078 | 215 | 155 | 46 | 14 |
217 | They call it the Hundred Years' War, but it feels more like Seven Hundred to me! | 1.3439 | 0.04103 | 221 | 161 | 44 | 16 |
218 | Ok, now start running and yell, "fetch"! | 1.3436 | 0.04170 | 227 | 168 | 40 | 19 |
219 | And I thought dragons had bad breath. | 1.3436 | 0.04301 | 195 | 141 | 41 | 13 |
220 | Try throwing one and say "fetch!" | 1.3430 | 0.04349 | 207 | 153 | 37 | 17 |
221 | He knows they’re dental bones! Retreat! Retreat! | 1.3429 | 0.03991 | 245 | 181 | 44 | 20 |
222 | This won't work. Get the Trojan Cat. | 1.3427 | 0.04038 | 248 | 185 | 41 | 22 |
223 | Quick! Bring my homework! | 1.3422 | 0.04146 | 225 | 166 | 41 | 18 |
224 | "Enough with the complaints! We could be the crew assigned to 'w-a-l-k' him." | 1.3397 | 0.04366 | 209 | 156 | 35 | 18 |
225 | I said retreat, not another treat! | 1.3397 | 0.03800 | 262 | 193 | 49 | 20 |
226 | Now he wants a belly rub! | 1.3391 | 0.04040 | 233 | 172 | 43 | 18 |
227 | Stop! I said, 'Retreat,' not 'Re-treat.' | 1.3381 | 0.04503 | 210 | 160 | 29 | 21 |
228 | Come on, guys! Throw me a bone here! | 1.3378 | 0.04179 | 222 | 165 | 39 | 18 |
229 | He says he wants to meet our leader, outside, in a park, with a ball. | 1.3378 | 0.04139 | 225 | 167 | 40 | 18 |
230 | 'The biscuit worked. Now grab the leash!!!' | 1.3366 | 0.04200 | 205 | 150 | 41 | 14 |
231 | Bring up the frisbee! | 1.3365 | 0.04006 | 211 | 152 | 47 | 12 |
232 | Send that green one up here! This breath is killing me. | 1.3364 | 0.04001 | 220 | 160 | 46 | 14 |
233 | When I said, "Re-treat!!!," this is not what I meant. | 1.3362 | 0.04223 | 229 | 173 | 35 | 21 |
234 | Can we keep him? | 1.3351 | 0.04885 | 185 | 143 | 22 | 20 |
235 | Quick! Its mother is coming. | 1.3333 | 0.04362 | 222 | 170 | 30 | 22 |
236 | Stop! He just keeps getting bigger. | 1.3333 | 0.04131 | 225 | 168 | 39 | 18 |
237 | Toys! He wants toys! | 1.3333 | 0.04222 | 207 | 153 | 39 | 15 |
238 | I think he’s ready to show us where he buried the keys! | 1.3333 | 0.04150 | 204 | 149 | 42 | 13 |
239 | See?! He’s sitting now! Remember: praise and reward, praise and reward! | 1.3333 | 0.04252 | 201 | 148 | 39 | 14 |
240 | Bad news. He hasn't had his night time walkies. | 1.3319 | 0.03784 | 229 | 165 | 52 | 12 |
241 | Oy! I said “Retreat!” Not “Re-treat”. | 1.3318 | 0.04030 | 217 | 159 | 44 | 14 |
242 | Bring on the peanut butter cannon! | 1.3317 | 0.04292 | 202 | 150 | 37 | 15 |
243 | In unison, please: 'Who's a good boy?' | 1.3316 | 0.04492 | 193 | 145 | 32 | 16 |
244 | Run! His chew toys look just like us! | 1.3303 | 0.04028 | 221 | 163 | 43 | 15 |
245 | It’s working – he’s distracted. Send in the squeaky toys! | 1.3302 | 0.04146 | 212 | 157 | 40 | 15 |
246 | Ok… we’ve distracted him, now one of you go get the baseball! | 1.3299 | 0.04183 | 197 | 144 | 41 | 12 |
247 | Plan B! Release the giant squirrel! | 1.3297 | 0.04499 | 185 | 138 | 33 | 14 |
248 | The treats are bad, but the boy is good. | 1.3297 | 0.04276 | 182 | 132 | 40 | 10 |
249 | Drop the bones and release the Squirrels ! | 1.3289 | 0.04074 | 225 | 168 | 40 | 17 |
250 | Stand down, he's agreed to a treaty! | 1.3287 | 0.03983 | 216 | 158 | 45 | 13 |
251 | Yes, the vegan one. | 1.3283 | 0.04286 | 198 | 147 | 37 | 14 |
252 | He says we all must bow wow down to him! | 1.3260 | 0.04561 | 181 | 136 | 31 | 14 |
253 | I already told him he’s a good boy!!! | 1.3250 | 0.04366 | 200 | 151 | 33 | 16 |
254 | Now everyone loudly and in unison: "Who's a good dog?" | 1.3249 | 0.04413 | 197 | 149 | 32 | 16 |
255 | It doesn't matter; they're color-blind. | 1.3245 | 0.04437 | 188 | 141 | 33 | 14 |
256 | I vote we let him stay on the couch. | 1.3244 | 0.04162 | 225 | 171 | 35 | 19 |
257 | Stop firing! He's a good boy. | 1.3234 | 0.04347 | 201 | 152 | 33 | 16 |
258 | I don't think he is going to surrender. He's not French. | 1.3229 | 0.04430 | 192 | 145 | 32 | 15 |
259 | Don't worry! He's a good boy! | 1.3224 | 0.03940 | 214 | 157 | 45 | 12 |
260 | He says he IS sitting! | 1.3224 | 0.04244 | 183 | 134 | 39 | 10 |
261 | Everybody all together: whose a good boy? | 1.3204 | 0.04811 | 181 | 141 | 22 | 18 |
262 | He says there's too much saffron in the yellow ones. | 1.3204 | 0.04096 | 206 | 153 | 40 | 13 |
263 | I've got his attention. Now go and throw the ball. | 1.3200 | 0.04470 | 200 | 154 | 28 | 18 |
264 | I need the knick knack paddy whack, not another bone! | 1.3198 | 0.04284 | 197 | 148 | 35 | 14 |
265 | He says," We have it all backwards. He is a dog not a god." | 1.3195 | 0.03953 | 241 | 183 | 39 | 19 |
266 | It's not working! He still wants Taylor Swift tickets. | 1.3194 | 0.04439 | 191 | 145 | 31 | 15 |
267 | After this, who's taking him for a run? | 1.3189 | 0.04134 | 185 | 135 | 41 | 9 |
268 | He's demanding a belly rub. | 1.3189 | 0.04134 | 185 | 135 | 41 | 9 |
269 | A few more biscuits and he'll be ready for a nap! | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
270 | No, he hasn’t eaten his dinner, yet! | 1.3175 | 0.04073 | 189 | 138 | 42 | 9 |
271 | He's asking us to re-treat! | 1.3174 | 0.03794 | 230 | 170 | 47 | 13 |
272 | Who's going to walk him? | 1.3169 | 0.04701 | 183 | 142 | 24 | 17 |
273 | Nick, Nack, Paddy and Whack, it’s your turn to give the dog a bone! | 1.3168 | 0.04486 | 202 | 157 | 26 | 19 |
274 | Bring me a rolled-up newspaper! | 1.3167 | 0.04277 | 180 | 133 | 37 | 10 |
275 | We’re gonna need a bigger baggie | 1.3161 | 0.04338 | 193 | 146 | 33 | 14 |
276 | Keep it coming or we're never getting that baseball back. | 1.3158 | 0.04385 | 190 | 144 | 32 | 14 |
277 | The chicken-flavored bones aren't instilling panic and fear. Let's try broccoli. | 1.3155 | 0.04167 | 187 | 138 | 39 | 10 |
278 | You guys must have misheard me: I said re-treat. | 1.3153 | 0.04185 | 222 | 171 | 32 | 19 |
279 | Look, just be happy you’re not on cleanup duty. | 1.3153 | 0.04356 | 203 | 156 | 30 | 17 |
280 | When the King said he loves people food, what did he mean exactly? | 1.3152 | 0.04679 | 184 | 143 | 24 | 17 |
281 | He’s requesting a doggie bag. | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
282 | It works!! We've silenced the alarm!! | 1.3141 | 0.04302 | 191 | 144 | 34 | 13 |
283 | So definitely, the seer did not say "Beware of the fog." | 1.3132 | 0.04647 | 182 | 141 | 25 | 16 |
284 | Quick! Get the Trojan cat! | 1.3121 | 0.04679 | 173 | 133 | 26 | 14 |
285 | It’s working, boys! This should hold him til Gulliver gets here. | 1.3112 | 0.04156 | 196 | 147 | 37 | 12 |
286 | The mighty beast demands to know "Who's a good boy?" | 1.3110 | 0.04148 | 209 | 159 | 35 | 15 |
287 | It's looking a bit "ruff" up here. | 1.3107 | 0.04385 | 177 | 133 | 33 | 11 |
288 | He's a good boy! I repeat... he's a good boy! | 1.3102 | 0.04550 | 187 | 145 | 26 | 16 |
289 | Send for the squeaky mouse! | 1.3098 | 0.04198 | 184 | 137 | 37 | 10 |
290 | let's try a slipper. | 1.3095 | 0.04019 | 210 | 158 | 39 | 13 |
291 | Prepare the Cat-apluts! | 1.3092 | 0.03941 | 207 | 154 | 42 | 11 |
292 | Now ! Throw the ball ! | 1.3090 | 0.04577 | 178 | 137 | 27 | 14 |
293 | Says HE’S the good boy. | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
294 | Now catapult the enormous tennis ball! | 1.3080 | 0.03790 | 224 | 167 | 45 | 12 |
295 | Bring forth the giant squeaky toy. | 1.3077 | 0.03926 | 182 | 132 | 44 | 6 |
296 | Summon the tennis ball catapults! | 1.3073 | 0.04081 | 205 | 155 | 37 | 13 |
297 | Watch out! The blue ones are Viagra. | 1.3068 | 0.04393 | 176 | 133 | 32 | 11 |
298 | If we run out of bones we'll use the peasants. | 1.3065 | 0.04040 | 199 | 149 | 39 | 11 |
299 | It's time to launch the kibble. | 1.3065 | 0.03944 | 186 | 136 | 43 | 7 |
300 | His gums look good! | 1.3056 | 0.04533 | 180 | 139 | 27 | 14 |
301 | Good dog...., Keep sending them up. ..., Who's a good do?. Yes you are ...... Quick hurry you idiots | 1.3051 | 0.04067 | 177 | 130 | 40 | 7 |
302 | Now he demands to go for a walk. | 1.3050 | 0.03959 | 200 | 149 | 41 | 10 |
303 | Sir Knick, Knack, Paddy, Whack, you all know what to do! | 1.3043 | 0.04410 | 161 | 120 | 33 | 8 |
304 | Hold off! ‘Stay’ seems to work! | 1.3041 | 0.04237 | 171 | 127 | 36 | 8 |
305 | Retreat! It doesn’t mean give him a treat again! | 1.3037 | 0.04341 | 191 | 147 | 30 | 14 |
306 | The guard takes bribes. Repeat. The guard takes bribes. | 1.3034 | 0.04276 | 178 | 134 | 34 | 10 |
307 | Yo , Nick, Paddy, Knack... up here on the double!! | 1.3032 | 0.04876 | 155 | 120 | 23 | 12 |
308 | It's three knights' dog. | 1.3030 | 0.04419 | 165 | 124 | 32 | 9 |
309 | Knickknack paddy wack! I said KNICK KNACK PADDY WACK!!!! | 1.3027 | 0.04371 | 185 | 142 | 30 | 13 |
310 | He wants to know if we have anything grain-free? | 1.3027 | 0.04021 | 185 | 137 | 40 | 8 |
311 | I'm afraid some will call this appeasement." | 1.3023 | 0.04052 | 172 | 126 | 40 | 6 |
312 | Hand me the one that's the breath freshener for crying out loud | 1.3021 | 0.04384 | 192 | 149 | 28 | 15 |
313 | Ok we are going over the top, but watch where you step!! | 1.3018 | 0.04505 | 169 | 129 | 29 | 11 |
314 | 'Keepeth him distracted!' saith the royal neuterer. | 1.3016 | 0.04238 | 189 | 144 | 33 | 12 |
315 | If you throw a few more, he might not notice the horse. | 1.3010 | 0.03873 | 206 | 154 | 42 | 10 |
316 | Casualty report: Knickknack and Paddywhack are down! | 1.3006 | 0.04616 | 163 | 125 | 27 | 11 |
317 | Hurry, he can’t bark while he is chewing! | 1.2994 | 0.04282 | 177 | 134 | 33 | 10 |
318 | I said a fake, giant horse, not a real, giant dog! | 1.2994 | 0.04455 | 167 | 127 | 30 | 10 |
319 | Keep 'em coming. I think he's warming to us. | 1.2994 | 0.04119 | 167 | 123 | 38 | 6 |
320 | He's got 'sit'. Now we work on 'stay' | 1.2989 | 0.04407 | 174 | 133 | 30 | 11 |
321 | It's okay - he's a lab. | 1.2981 | 0.04479 | 161 | 122 | 30 | 9 |
322 | I told you a trojan puppy would never work! | 1.2980 | 0.04773 | 151 | 116 | 25 | 10 |
323 | We're in! And you said a Trojan dog was a bad idea! | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
324 | Get back, we picked a bone with the wrong people! | 1.2975 | 0.04623 | 158 | 121 | 27 | 10 |
325 | Anyone got a ball? | 1.2970 | 0.03961 | 165 | 120 | 41 | 4 |
326 | Wait, go back. It's a palindrome - it's a Dog, not a God! | 1.2969 | 0.04180 | 192 | 147 | 33 | 12 |
327 | He's color blind so just give me the biggest one. | 1.2963 | 0.04224 | 189 | 145 | 32 | 12 |
328 | You idiots! I asked for the magic bones that make him SMALLER! | 1.2961 | 0.04664 | 179 | 142 | 21 | 16 |
329 | Release the belly scratcher!!!! | 1.2945 | 0.04432 | 163 | 124 | 30 | 9 |
330 | WHERE’S THE LEASH? GET THE LEASH! | 1.2944 | 0.04146 | 180 | 136 | 35 | 9 |
331 | Quickly! Re-treat! Re-treat! | 1.2944 | 0.04221 | 180 | 137 | 33 | 10 |
332 | He said we must think out of the box. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
333 | I think the milk-bones worked! | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
334 | Okay, he sat for that one, now I'm trying play dead. | 1.2935 | 0.04042 | 201 | 154 | 35 | 12 |
335 | OK....plan B. Fetch the squirrel. | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
336 | Bring me the big squeaky toy! | 1.2931 | 0.04391 | 174 | 134 | 29 | 11 |
337 | Did anyone bring a ball?! | 1.2931 | 0.04078 | 174 | 130 | 37 | 7 |
338 | Forget the horse-this seems to be working! | 1.2931 | 0.04315 | 174 | 133 | 31 | 10 |
339 | Now let’s get him to play dead | 1.2931 | 0.03825 | 174 | 127 | 43 | 4 |
340 | Don’t worry, they never bite the band that feeds them. | 1.2928 | 0.04618 | 181 | 144 | 21 | 16 |
341 | We're gonna need a bigger moat. | 1.2927 | 0.04656 | 164 | 128 | 24 | 12 |
342 | Unleash the squeaky toy! | 1.2925 | 0.04651 | 147 | 112 | 27 | 8 |
343 | We've got the wrong address! | 1.2925 | 0.04651 | 147 | 112 | 27 | 8 |
344 | We’re going to need a bigger bone | 1.2922 | 0.04600 | 154 | 118 | 27 | 9 |
345 | Get Water!! His mouth is dry as a bone. | 1.2922 | 0.04869 | 154 | 121 | 21 | 12 |
346 | Operation ‘Who’s a good boy’ is working!! | 1.2921 | 0.04535 | 178 | 140 | 24 | 14 |
347 | Keep 'em coming. He says he'll show us the doggy door. | 1.2917 | 0.04251 | 168 | 127 | 33 | 8 |
348 | Report to the King immediately: "the Devil's Hellhound's tartar buildup is reduced and its breath is as fresh as the morning dew!" | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
349 | No, no! I said r̲e̲treat! | 1.2912 | 0.04393 | 182 | 142 | 27 | 13 |
350 | Turns out he’s NOT a good boy. | 1.2911 | 0.04861 | 158 | 125 | 20 | 13 |
351 | Get back. He’s got fleas and they’re huge. | 1.2909 | 0.04631 | 165 | 129 | 24 | 12 |
352 | I need the biggest plastic bag you can find! | 1.2901 | 0.04078 | 162 | 120 | 37 | 5 |
353 | Get back; he's not a good boy! | 1.2899 | 0.04472 | 169 | 131 | 27 | 11 |
354 | Bring up the scooper. | 1.2895 | 0.04257 | 190 | 148 | 29 | 13 |
355 | Toss me another. He's a good boy. | 1.2892 | 0.04362 | 166 | 127 | 30 | 9 |
356 | Quick, who’s got the big plastic bag. | 1.2888 | 0.04236 | 187 | 145 | 30 | 12 |
357 | The Danes won't think he's so great, when he lets us in for a belly rub. | 1.2883 | 0.04664 | 163 | 128 | 23 | 12 |
358 | Enough with the Milk-Bone, we need Snausages! | 1.2881 | 0.04018 | 177 | 133 | 37 | 7 |
359 | No no no. I said treaty! | 1.2875 | 0.04468 | 160 | 123 | 28 | 9 |
360 | Abort! He wants to shake! | 1.2875 | 0.04724 | 160 | 126 | 22 | 12 |
361 | No more bone treats. Release the squeaky toys! | 1.2874 | 0.04082 | 167 | 125 | 36 | 6 |
362 | It’s safe. He’s a good boy.” | 1.2874 | 0.04061 | 174 | 131 | 36 | 7 |
363 | Keep them coming until we can find a big leash. | 1.2874 | 0.04061 | 174 | 131 | 36 | 7 |
364 | Confirmed that this is indeed a good dog! Please keep them coming! | 1.2874 | 0.04525 | 174 | 137 | 24 | 13 |
365 | Who wants to walk him? | 1.2866 | 0.04871 | 157 | 125 | 19 | 13 |
366 | Wrong house! | 1.2865 | 0.04504 | 171 | 134 | 25 | 12 |
367 | Remember the Alpo! | 1.2857 | 0.04996 | 140 | 110 | 20 | 10 |
368 | I draw the line at bowwowing to him. | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 147 | 110 | 32 | 5 |
369 | Be ready. His loyalty is conditional. | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
370 | Give me a bone with meat on it! HURRY!! | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
371 | He's ready to give us the ball back.. | 1.2857 | 0.04722 | 133 | 101 | 26 | 6 |
372 | Stand back A royal poop is coming!!!!! | 1.2848 | 0.04451 | 165 | 128 | 27 | 10 |
373 | Good news, we have more biscuits. Bad news, he’s the runt of the litter. | 1.2848 | 0.04124 | 158 | 118 | 35 | 5 |
374 | No! I said, "retreat!" | 1.2840 | 0.04505 | 162 | 126 | 26 | 10 |
375 | I have to come down, this dog breath is killing me. | 1.2833 | 0.04115 | 180 | 138 | 33 | 9 |
376 | Who wants to volunteer the belly rub. | 1.2833 | 0.04335 | 180 | 141 | 27 | 12 |
377 | I fed him; now one of you has to walk him! | 1.2833 | 0.04406 | 180 | 142 | 25 | 13 |
378 | I think we can end this war with treaties. | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
379 | He says for another one he'll roll over. | 1.2825 | 0.03838 | 177 | 132 | 40 | 5 |
380 | Two more bones and then catapult the cat! | 1.2825 | 0.04599 | 177 | 142 | 20 | 15 |
381 | What does it mean when he offers you his bone? | 1.2822 | 0.04481 | 163 | 127 | 26 | 10 |
382 | It's worse than we thought! He's a REALLY good boy! | 1.2822 | 0.04396 | 163 | 126 | 28 | 9 |
383 | Turns out our hunting dog is just a gathering dog. | 1.2819 | 0.04673 | 149 | 116 | 24 | 9 |
384 | He says he likes the grey ones! | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
385 | Quick! Send up the one that freshens breath! | 1.2810 | 0.04586 | 153 | 119 | 25 | 9 |
386 | We’ve got him chewing,boys. Roll in our “Trojan” tennis shoe. | 1.2809 | 0.04505 | 178 | 142 | 22 | 14 |
387 | He’s lifting his leg! | 1.2809 | 0.04061 | 178 | 136 | 34 | 8 |
388 | Hey Nick! Knack! Paddy!Whack! Give this dog a bone! | 1.2805 | 0.04702 | 164 | 131 | 20 | 13 |
389 | He's actually not a "good boy" after all! | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
390 | I'm not dyslexic; there is a dog! | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
391 | OK, the bones are working! Forget the giant Frisbee! | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
392 | Let’s go boys-it’s crunch time! | 1.2797 | 0.04483 | 143 | 109 | 28 | 6 |
393 | OK, on three, everyone yell sit! | 1.2795 | 0.04336 | 161 | 124 | 29 | 8 |
394 | I did tell her and she is sitting! | 1.2792 | 0.04466 | 154 | 119 | 27 | 8 |
395 | Is this is what the king meant when he said the crusades are about dogma? | 1.2791 | 0.04065 | 172 | 131 | 34 | 7 |
396 | The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Knight-Time | 1.2788 | 0.04263 | 165 | 127 | 30 | 8 |
397 | I got him to sit! We're in! | 1.2781 | 0.04109 | 169 | 129 | 33 | 7 |
398 | I wouldn’t send a knight out on a dog like this! | 1.2778 | 0.04654 | 162 | 129 | 21 | 12 |
399 | This isn't working! Get the cat-a-pult! | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
400 | Stay back! His dog breath is huge too! | 1.2771 | 0.04326 | 166 | 129 | 28 | 9 |
401 | He seems friendly. And well fed. | 1.2768 | 0.03734 | 177 | 132 | 41 | 4 |
402 | Come on guys, throw me a bone! | 1.2767 | 0.04453 | 159 | 124 | 26 | 9 |
403 | Stop hounding me! | 1.2767 | 0.04363 | 159 | 123 | 28 | 8 |
404 | Next, a volunteer for the belly rub. | 1.2763 | 0.04398 | 152 | 117 | 28 | 7 |
405 | Quick! Get a rolled-up newspaper! | 1.2762 | 0.04002 | 181 | 139 | 34 | 8 |
406 | Why are we helping him have strong teeth? | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
407 | I think we found our 'Alpha'".. | 1.2756 | 0.04224 | 156 | 119 | 31 | 6 |
408 | What's their word for "sit"? | 1.2756 | 0.04125 | 156 | 118 | 33 | 5 |
409 | With a nic nac paddy whack .. | 1.2750 | 0.04339 | 160 | 124 | 28 | 8 |
410 | Just four left?!" | 1.2745 | 0.04659 | 153 | 121 | 22 | 10 |
411 | We’re going to need the whole bag. | 1.2745 | 0.04750 | 153 | 122 | 20 | 11 |
412 | He says he prefers 'people' food. | 1.2742 | 0.04071 | 186 | 145 | 31 | 10 |
413 | No worries! It's Clifford! | 1.2742 | 0.05164 | 124 | 98 | 18 | 8 |
414 | Now run real fast in different directions. | 1.2739 | 0.04483 | 157 | 123 | 25 | 9 |
415 | Somebody get a plastic bag...a really big plastic bag | 1.2733 | 0.04577 | 161 | 128 | 22 | 11 |
416 | Stop, he only wants chicken flavor. | 1.2733 | 0.04661 | 161 | 129 | 20 | 12 |
417 | He's rejected the peace treaty! | 1.2727 | 0.04568 | 143 | 111 | 25 | 7 |
418 | Watch out! He’s going to roll over! | 1.2722 | 0.04273 | 158 | 122 | 29 | 7 |
419 | Appeasing the gods? I was certain the memo said appeasing the dogs! | 1.2722 | 0.04178 | 158 | 121 | 31 | 6 |
420 | Quick! Another biscuit! He’s not a very good boy after all! | 1.2721 | 0.04784 | 147 | 117 | 20 | 10 |
421 | Throw me a bone here. | 1.2720 | 0.04454 | 125 | 94 | 28 | 3 |
422 | They’re eating out of our hands. | 1.2715 | 0.04089 | 151 | 114 | 33 | 4 |
423 | Crunch time! | 1.2715 | 0.04597 | 151 | 119 | 23 | 9 |
424 | Go get the catapult! And a really big tennis ball! | 1.2713 | 0.05014 | 129 | 102 | 19 | 8 |
425 | The treats aren't going to do it. Someone get the vacuum cleaner. | 1.2712 | 0.04045 | 177 | 137 | 32 | 8 |
426 | He's thirsty. Go fetch a lake. | 1.2712 | 0.04201 | 177 | 139 | 28 | 10 |
427 | Now let's see if he'll go for a walk. | 1.2711 | 0.04307 | 166 | 130 | 27 | 9 |
428 | Okay, I've got him distracted. Let the cat in the back door. | 1.2706 | 0.04397 | 170 | 135 | 24 | 11 |
429 | He says he hasn't learned "play dead" yet! | 1.2701 | 0.04088 | 174 | 135 | 31 | 8 |
430 | Tell the mailman he can drop that package by the moat. | 1.2701 | 0.04457 | 137 | 105 | 27 | 5 |
431 | He likes the quinoa one! | 1.2701 | 0.04804 | 137 | 108 | 21 | 8 |
432 | No, no, the EXPLODING dog treats! | 1.2697 | 0.04172 | 152 | 116 | 31 | 5 |
433 | Quick! The leash! | 1.2695 | 0.04708 | 141 | 111 | 22 | 8 |
434 | Come on up. He's acting like a dog with a bone! | 1.2695 | 0.04367 | 167 | 132 | 25 | 10 |
435 | Now fetch the giant head scratcher, we’ve nearly got him. | 1.2690 | 0.04048 | 171 | 132 | 32 | 7 |
436 | Tennis ball,tennis ball!!! | 1.2690 | 0.04512 | 145 | 113 | 25 | 7 |
437 | He wants banana flavored. | 1.2688 | 0.04409 | 160 | 126 | 25 | 9 |
438 | No problem. We're in. It's a Labrador. | 1.2685 | 0.04821 | 149 | 120 | 18 | 11 |
439 | Now, yell 'walkies!' | 1.2685 | 0.04429 | 149 | 116 | 26 | 7 |
440 | It's not working! Bring me that giant tennis ball! | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
441 | Every dog must have his day, but this is ridiculous! | 1.2675 | 0.04179 | 157 | 121 | 30 | 6 |
442 | Follow me, I can see the doggie door... | 1.2675 | 0.03978 | 157 | 119 | 34 | 4 |
443 | Last one up does the neutering! | 1.2674 | 0.04352 | 172 | 137 | 24 | 11 |
444 | Quickly now, fetch the squeaky toy! | 1.2674 | 0.04193 | 172 | 135 | 28 | 9 |
445 | Send up the chlorophyll. His breath is worse than his bite. | 1.2674 | 0.04193 | 172 | 135 | 28 | 9 |
446 | Whoever said it’s a dog-eat-dog world never climbed the Labrador of Success | 1.2671 | 0.04269 | 146 | 112 | 29 | 5 |
447 | He's bad to the bone! | 1.2670 | 0.04047 | 176 | 137 | 31 | 8 |
448 | I think he just needs to go out. | 1.2667 | 0.05257 | 120 | 96 | 16 | 8 |
449 | We're going to need bigger bones. | 1.2663 | 0.04076 | 184 | 145 | 29 | 10 |
450 | He can't tell the difference when it's green, yellow or red!! | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
451 | Quick! Get the giant stick! | 1.2662 | 0.04517 | 154 | 122 | 23 | 9 |
452 | I think it's time for the catapults! | 1.2662 | 0.04517 | 154 | 122 | 23 | 9 |
453 | Okay, we've got his trust. Signal the troops down by the tree line to release the Giant Cat of Algiers and this guy will be out of here like a shot. The castle will be ours. | 1.2658 | 0.04345 | 158 | 124 | 26 | 8 |
454 | Throw the ball! | 1.2657 | 0.04857 | 143 | 115 | 18 | 10 |
455 | Hurry it up, give a dog a bone. | 1.2649 | 0.04477 | 151 | 119 | 24 | 8 |
456 | Prepare the Scooper! | 1.2647 | 0.04379 | 170 | 136 | 23 | 11 |
457 | He still refuses to give me his paw! | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
458 | This ladder's too slow, you're going to have to throw the dog a bone! | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
459 | It's the dog that ate our homework! | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
460 | He said no more vegan biscuits! | 1.2642 | 0.04321 | 159 | 125 | 26 | 8 |
461 | He's not a husky, he's just big-boned! | 1.2636 | 0.05105 | 129 | 104 | 16 | 9 |
462 | These should be enough to get us unconditional love. | 1.2636 | 0.05223 | 129 | 105 | 14 | 10 |
463 | Hurry! We need the Holy Tennis Ball, | 1.2635 | 0.04431 | 148 | 116 | 25 | 7 |
464 | Run for your lives! He's got gas! | 1.2635 | 0.04264 | 167 | 132 | 26 | 9 |
465 | We'll worry about walking him later. | 1.2632 | 0.04255 | 133 | 101 | 29 | 3 |
466 | He wants to go for a walk! | 1.2632 | 0.04451 | 152 | 120 | 24 | 8 |
467 | We need bigger biscuits! | 1.2632 | 0.04041 | 152 | 116 | 32 | 4 |
468 | Pass me the one with the sedative! | 1.2632 | 0.04451 | 152 | 120 | 24 | 8 |
469 | Throw me a bone. No, really. THROW ME A BONE! | 1.2628 | 0.04179 | 156 | 121 | 29 | 6 |
470 | Let’s name him Gulliver. | 1.2628 | 0.04306 | 137 | 105 | 28 | 4 |
471 | Back off, I smell gas | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
472 | Why is training him always a battle? | 1.2628 | 0.04665 | 137 | 108 | 22 | 7 |
473 | A leash! A leash! My kingdom for a bloody leash! | 1.2624 | 0.04461 | 141 | 110 | 25 | 6 |
474 | Aye! We must feed the dogs of war! Let us give it green peace next! | 1.2624 | 0.04574 | 141 | 111 | 23 | 7 |
475 | The Leash! | 1.2624 | 0.04790 | 141 | 113 | 19 | 9 |
476 | We're in! | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
477 | It's not working. It's just making his teeth and gums healthier! | 1.2621 | 0.04155 | 145 | 111 | 30 | 4 |
478 | Now we definitely have a dog in this fight! | 1.2621 | 0.04268 | 145 | 112 | 28 | 5 |
479 | It's gonna be okay! I asked him if he's a "GOOD BOY!" and he wagged his tail! | 1.2621 | 0.04896 | 145 | 118 | 16 | 11 |
480 | Get the leash and poo bags ready !!! | 1.2615 | 0.04704 | 130 | 102 | 22 | 6 |
481 | Somebody throw a ball! | 1.2611 | 0.04348 | 157 | 124 | 25 | 8 |
482 | Wait! Who brought the plastic bag? | 1.2606 | 0.04290 | 165 | 131 | 25 | 9 |
483 | Because he’s a good boy and deserves all the treats! | 1.2606 | 0.04545 | 142 | 112 | 23 | 7 |
484 | This is not going to work. Get the vacuum. | 1.2606 | 0.04965 | 142 | 116 | 15 | 11 |
485 | Quick! He says he likes the yellow ones better! | 1.2606 | 0.04320 | 142 | 110 | 27 | 5 |
486 | We're going to need the extra extra large poop bags! | 1.2604 | 0.04302 | 169 | 135 | 24 | 10 |
487 | OK that's enough, he's sitting. | 1.2603 | 0.04565 | 146 | 116 | 22 | 8 |
488 | He trusts me now, bring the frisbee! | 1.2603 | 0.04243 | 146 | 113 | 28 | 5 |
489 | any gluten free ? | 1.2603 | 0.04565 | 146 | 116 | 22 | 8 |
490 | He's keto – fall back! | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
491 | No more treats until he learns to sit. | 1.2595 | 0.04229 | 158 | 124 | 27 | 7 |
492 | He's being a good boy! | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
493 | Hurry! The squirrel is coming! | 1.2593 | 0.04159 | 162 | 127 | 28 | 7 |
494 | Bring forth the Royal pooper scooper next. | 1.2593 | 0.03970 | 162 | 125 | 32 | 5 |
495 | We’ll need a bigger bone! | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
496 | How could you forget the tennis ball? | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
497 | Throw me a frickin’ bone here! | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
498 | Keep those biscuits coming. I've almost taught him Stay. | 1.2587 | 0.04406 | 143 | 112 | 25 | 6 |
499 | We need to cut back on the treats. | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
500 | This isn't working. Get the giant tennis ball. | 1.2585 | 0.04537 | 147 | 117 | 22 | 8 |
501 | it's ok! He's wagging his tail! | 1.2583 | 0.04552 | 151 | 121 | 21 | 9 |
502 | Hurry up! He's not gonna sit/stay forever! | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
503 | Puppies! There are eight puppies! | 1.2581 | 0.04179 | 155 | 121 | 28 | 6 |
504 | He is definitely a good boy! | 1.2578 | 0.04738 | 128 | 101 | 21 | 6 |
505 | This is the last time I offer to feed Gulliver's dog". | 1.2578 | 0.04991 | 128 | 103 | 17 | 8 |
506 | We are going to need a bigger biscuit. | 1.2574 | 0.04782 | 136 | 109 | 19 | 8 |
507 | Hurry it up Nick,Nack,Paddy,Wack ! | 1.2571 | 0.04795 | 140 | 113 | 18 | 9 |
508 | Thank goodness! The last one had a Cat. They're really finicky eaters, and a lot harder to please. | 1.2571 | 0.04462 | 140 | 110 | 24 | 6 |
509 | He says he needs to go outside . | 1.2571 | 0.04462 | 140 | 110 | 24 | 6 |
510 | Welcome to the Church of doG and the Ladder Day Saints! | 1.2568 | 0.04610 | 148 | 119 | 20 | 9 |
511 | I'm going to try a dominance move that TV guy does. Tell my wife I love her. | 1.2566 | 0.04525 | 152 | 122 | 21 | 9 |
512 | I think I've gained his trust, Smartly now, load the squeaky toy into the catapult! | 1.2563 | 0.04087 | 160 | 125 | 29 | 6 |
513 | Quick, another bone or its me.. | 1.2556 | 0.04610 | 133 | 105 | 22 | 6 |
514 | Ok, that one worked for "Sit." Hand up another and I'll try "Roll over". | 1.2556 | 0.04356 | 133 | 103 | 26 | 4 |
515 | Quick, get the huge cone! | 1.2556 | 0.04732 | 133 | 106 | 20 | 7 |
516 | It’s a dragondoodle, retreat! | 1.2556 | 0.04610 | 133 | 105 | 22 | 6 |
517 | No! HE’S going to fetch them! | 1.2555 | 0.04017 | 137 | 104 | 31 | 2 |
518 | The intelligence was wrong! It ain't Clifford. | 1.2553 | 0.04657 | 141 | 113 | 20 | 8 |
519 | Talk about a Great Dane! | 1.2552 | 0.04671 | 145 | 117 | 19 | 9 |
520 | Hey Knick, Hey Knack, Hey Paddywhack, give this dog a bone, will ya! | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
521 | We're either going to be sued by the IP owners of Clifford or Monty Python for this. | 1.2547 | 0.04342 | 161 | 129 | 23 | 9 |
522 | Keep ‘em coming! His tail has already wiped out half a squadron of defenders! | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
523 | It's time for fetch. Is the catapult ready? | 1.2540 | 0.04772 | 126 | 100 | 20 | 6 |
524 | It took only one biscuit and the guard dog is ours! | 1.2538 | 0.04922 | 130 | 105 | 17 | 8 |
525 | Good news: He says his people will be open to biscuit diplomacy. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
526 | If we don't obey, it's back to the crate. | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
527 | Hurry! He's giving me those puppy-dog-eyes again! | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
528 | It's not working, he's color-blind - get the Trojan Squirrel ready! | 1.2536 | 0.04371 | 138 | 108 | 25 | 5 |
529 | Bigger treats! He’s the runt of the litter! | 1.2535 | 0.04173 | 142 | 110 | 28 | 4 |
530 | Quick! Get the squeaky toy! | 1.2533 | 0.04144 | 150 | 117 | 28 | 5 |
531 | Tell my wife I knew about her lover. | 1.2532 | 0.04075 | 154 | 120 | 29 | 5 |
532 | It worked! I said "Sit!" And he sat! | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
533 | We are in luck. He is a good boy. | 1.2519 | 0.04786 | 135 | 109 | 18 | 8 |
534 | He is impervious to Flavor-Snacks! Retreat! | 1.2519 | 0.04299 | 135 | 105 | 26 | 4 |
535 | We've already TRIED knicking, knacking, and paddy whacking! ! | 1.2519 | 0.04669 | 135 | 108 | 20 | 7 |
536 | At least he's not drooling. | 1.2519 | 0.04034 | 135 | 103 | 30 | 2 |
537 | Keep it up! He's wagging his tail. | 1.2518 | 0.04800 | 139 | 113 | 17 | 9 |
538 | Make haste, you fools! Release the squirrels! | 1.2518 | 0.04577 | 139 | 111 | 21 | 7 |
539 | He is accepting our treaty | 1.2518 | 0.04690 | 139 | 112 | 19 | 8 |
540 | Full stop on the whole "Trojan bones" idea. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
541 | We’re going to have to re-treat. | 1.2516 | 0.03839 | 155 | 119 | 33 | 3 |
542 | Bring up those yellow ones. You other two sneak in the back. | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
543 | I'll feed him, but you have to walk him! | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
544 | abort! abort! It’s a DOG shrine not a GOD shrine ! | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
545 | The dyslexics come, bearing gifts for god. | 1.2500 | 0.04972 | 132 | 108 | 15 | 9 |
546 | He wants a real bone! | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
547 | We need a catapult. | 1.2500 | 0.04706 | 128 | 102 | 20 | 6 |
548 | The Knick,-knack-paddy-wack didn’t work in the slightest, We’re ALL going to be rolling home, and not in a good way. | 1.2500 | 0.04027 | 168 | 133 | 28 | 7 |
549 | A few more and we’re in! | 1.2500 | 0.03904 | 164 | 128 | 31 | 5 |
550 | Our intel was all wrong. | 1.2500 | 0.04610 | 132 | 105 | 21 | 6 |
551 | Worst Crusade yet. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
552 | All together now, shout’Good Boy!’ | 1.2484 | 0.04475 | 153 | 124 | 20 | 9 |
553 | Run! It's not Clifford! | 1.2484 | 0.04475 | 153 | 124 | 20 | 9 |
554 | After all these treats I hope you have a very large poop bag | 1.2483 | 0.04435 | 145 | 116 | 22 | 7 |
555 | Search the realm! The beast desires chewy, not crunchy! | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
556 | Now the one with the tranquilizer | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
557 | Stand back! He's about to burp! | 1.2468 | 0.04370 | 158 | 128 | 21 | 9 |
558 | Looks like we'll need a bigger bone! | 1.2468 | 0.04253 | 154 | 123 | 24 | 7 |
559 | Bark indeed worse than bite. | 1.2466 | 0.04407 | 146 | 117 | 22 | 7 |
560 | Bad news. He wants a real bone. Any volunteers? | 1.2466 | 0.04073 | 146 | 114 | 28 | 4 |
561 | I thought it was “The Alamo”, but he keeps saying “The ALPO”? | 1.2466 | 0.04299 | 146 | 116 | 24 | 6 |
562 | Quick! Get in the cat! | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
563 | Operation knick knack paddy whack is a no-go! | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
564 | Men, you can advance now -- he's agreed to be a Very Good Boy. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
565 | Wait! You guys said he likes CHEWY treats. | 1.2463 | 0.04789 | 134 | 109 | 17 | 8 |
566 | Not the human flavored ones! | 1.2463 | 0.04670 | 134 | 108 | 19 | 7 |
567 | Bring the newspapers! | 1.2462 | 0.04641 | 130 | 104 | 20 | 6 |
568 | Say it louder - good dog, good dog! | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
569 | He sat! He sat! He sat! | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
570 | Stop! He doesn't live here. | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
571 | Is the green one a breath mint?! | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
572 | He asked for blue. PASS ME THE BLUE?!?! | 1.2455 | 0.04026 | 167 | 133 | 27 | 7 |
573 | Bad news. He wants more meat on the bones. | 1.2453 | 0.04345 | 159 | 129 | 21 | 9 |
574 | Fire the rawhide bone cannons! | 1.2448 | 0.04118 | 143 | 112 | 27 | 4 |
575 | Get butter. Everything’s better with butter. | 1.2448 | 0.04351 | 143 | 114 | 23 | 6 |
576 | One of us has to take him out! | 1.2444 | 0.03999 | 135 | 104 | 29 | 2 |
577 | He's assuredly not a good boy. | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
578 | Any color! He can't taste the difference! | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
579 | Okay, I think he likes me. | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
580 | She’s now demanding an emotional support serf. | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
581 | He says he's open to a treaty. | 1.2437 | 0.04586 | 160 | 133 | 15 | 12 |
582 | Wow! You should see that tail wag! | 1.2437 | 0.04916 | 119 | 96 | 17 | 6 |
583 | We’re feeding right into him. | 1.2434 | 0.03960 | 152 | 119 | 29 | 4 |
584 | I need four volunteers to take him for his walk. | 1.2432 | 0.04137 | 148 | 117 | 26 | 5 |
585 | Retreat! Back to Lilliput! | 1.2431 | 0.04210 | 144 | 114 | 25 | 5 |
586 | He wants it gluten-free | 1.2431 | 0.04543 | 144 | 117 | 19 | 8 |
587 | He’s a very good boy. Keep ‘em coming | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
588 | Even if this works, we'll be cleaning up poop for weeks! | 1.2429 | 0.04519 | 140 | 113 | 20 | 7 |
589 | No bones, he wants to be walked | 1.2426 | 0.04239 | 136 | 107 | 25 | 4 |
590 | So far so good. Now, who's gonna take him for a walk? | 1.2422 | 0.04929 | 128 | 105 | 15 | 8 |
591 | A dyslexic's attempt to build an altar to God | 1.2418 | 0.04546 | 153 | 126 | 17 | 10 |
592 | It's too slow - bring up the dogapult! | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
593 | Keep those offerings coming -- he reminded me that dog is God spelled backwards. | 1.2416 | 0.04532 | 149 | 122 | 18 | 9 |
594 | The dog biscuit didn't work. I'll let him smell my butt. | 1.2414 | 0.04514 | 145 | 118 | 19 | 8 |
595 | What part of re-treat don't you understand?! | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
596 | Would it be to much to ask to throw me a bone?” | 1.2414 | 0.04184 | 145 | 115 | 25 | 5 |
597 | Told you it would work. | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
598 | Put down the biscuits and start loading the tennis balls into the catapult! | 1.2411 | 0.04138 | 141 | 111 | 26 | 4 |
599 | A Connecticut Clifford in King Arthur’s court… | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
600 | Dog breath! | 1.2409 | 0.04578 | 137 | 111 | 19 | 7 |
601 | Ye yellows, stay! Ye others, round to the front! | 1.2406 | 0.04015 | 133 | 103 | 28 | 2 |
602 | I need four guys up here pronto to scratch his belly" | 1.2405 | 0.03855 | 158 | 124 | 30 | 4 |
603 | Quick, get me an incredibly large newspaper. | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
604 | A few more treats and he’ll play dead | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
605 | Where is the Cat-apult? | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
606 | He licked my face! Gaaaaa..... | 1.2403 | 0.04228 | 154 | 124 | 23 | 7 |
607 | I’m afraid he’s not really a good boy. | 1.2400 | 0.04505 | 150 | 123 | 18 | 9 |
608 | Never give up! Bring forth the liver snap! | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
609 | Whatever you do, don't put on those disguises! | 1.2400 | 0.05003 | 125 | 103 | 14 | 8 |
610 | Such a beast as this we shall henceforth call a "rescue." | 1.2400 | 0.04738 | 125 | 101 | 18 | 6 |
611 | I call him Sir Pantsalot | 1.2397 | 0.04159 | 146 | 116 | 25 | 5 |
612 | Trojan Hound eats enemy out of house and home. | 1.2395 | 0.04092 | 167 | 135 | 24 | 8 |
613 | It's crunch time. | 1.2394 | 0.04348 | 142 | 114 | 22 | 6 |
614 | Quick go to Chewy.com and order more dog biscuits! | 1.2391 | 0.03644 | 138 | 105 | 33 | 0 |
615 | No one say, "Shake!" | 1.2391 | 0.04663 | 138 | 113 | 17 | 8 |
616 | It’s OK, I think he is friendly | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
617 | This really seemed like a boneheaded idea, but It' s actually a work of genius. | 1.2388 | 0.04517 | 134 | 108 | 20 | 6 |
618 | I have him eating out of my hand. What should I do now? | 1.2387 | 0.03783 | 155 | 121 | 31 | 3 |
619 | Oh, No! This is just the DOG house! | 1.2387 | 0.03999 | 155 | 123 | 27 | 5 |
620 | Faster! His bite is definitely worse than his bark! | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
621 | It’s been decided! All of the colors taste alike! | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
622 | Wait for my command. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
623 | Now release the red rubber ball! | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
624 | It's not a problem if I sound like a squeaky toy when I get nervous, is it? | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
625 | Now bringith up thy catapult and unleash thy royal tennis ball! | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
626 | It's okay! He's my best friend! | 1.2377 | 0.05212 | 122 | 102 | 11 | 9 |
627 | He hates pink ones." | 1.2377 | 0.05081 | 122 | 101 | 13 | 8 |
628 | The one with the most cbd! | 1.2374 | 0.04402 | 139 | 112 | 21 | 6 |
629 | They’ve intercepted our supply lines! | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
630 | He likes them! Fido likes them | 1.2370 | 0.04362 | 135 | 108 | 22 | 5 |
631 | Prithee, be quick about it! The Beast now stares at me and drools! | 1.2370 | 0.04233 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
632 | Gulliver's dog | 1.2368 | 0.04251 | 152 | 123 | 22 | 7 |
633 | STOP! HE'S GETTING BIGGER! | 1.2368 | 0.04041 | 152 | 121 | 26 | 5 |
634 | Look, it isn’t Cerberus, it isn’t any hound of hell—he’s just a big doggie who likes bones… | 1.2368 | 0.04251 | 152 | 123 | 22 | 7 |
635 | That’s enough dog biscuits! Get the pooper scooper! | 1.2368 | 0.04548 | 152 | 126 | 16 | 10 |
636 | Bring the pool,he is thirsty | 1.2366 | 0.04703 | 131 | 107 | 17 | 7 |
637 | You are on clean-up | 1.2366 | 0.04312 | 131 | 104 | 23 | 4 |
638 | Quick, before he finishes this one. | 1.2366 | 0.04446 | 131 | 105 | 21 | 5 |
639 | HE BE-ITH A VERY GOOD BOY! | 1.2366 | 0.04174 | 131 | 103 | 25 | 3 |
640 | Look out! Get back! He's lifting his leg... | 1.2365 | 0.04534 | 148 | 122 | 17 | 9 |
641 | All together! "Who's a goood boy?! | 1.2358 | 0.05454 | 106 | 88 | 11 | 7 |
642 | It’s ON fellas! The Milkbone Siege is ON! | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
643 | I'm afraid this may be a pyramid scheme. | 1.2357 | 0.04821 | 140 | 117 | 13 | 10 |
644 | He needs water! | 1.2357 | 0.04489 | 140 | 114 | 19 | 7 |
645 | Okay, we need a volunteer to do a tummy rub! | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
646 | Nobody in the future would ever believe THIS, Joshua, so just say you used trumpets. | 1.2353 | 0.04695 | 136 | 112 | 16 | 8 |
647 | Give me the one with hemlock. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
648 | It's not working! Call back up! We need peanut butter. | 1.2348 | 0.04545 | 132 | 107 | 19 | 6 |
649 | MORE BISCUITS!! | 1.2348 | 0.05142 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
650 | I said hark, not bark! | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
651 | Hurry, he will tell us where the doggie door is! | 1.2345 | 0.04154 | 145 | 116 | 24 | 5 |
652 | Hurry Up! I 've got him distracted!! | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
653 | Does anyone have 600 poop bags? | 1.2340 | 0.04346 | 141 | 114 | 21 | 6 |
654 | This is why we should only raid castles that don’t allow pets! | 1.2340 | 0.03980 | 141 | 111 | 27 | 3 |
655 | Take over! His breath is awful! | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
656 | Go around the corner, there's a doggy door! | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
657 | Enough of the fiber ones! | 1.2339 | 0.04146 | 124 | 97 | 25 | 2 |
658 | He's distracted by the treats, send in the cat-apult! | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
659 | Boy was that informant from SPCA right on. | 1.2336 | 0.04777 | 137 | 114 | 14 | 9 |
660 | More Biscuits! I think I can get him to roll over! | 1.2336 | 0.04428 | 137 | 111 | 20 | 6 |
661 | No, he only wants the gold, not the other colors. | 1.2333 | 0.04168 | 150 | 121 | 23 | 6 |
662 | Hold on, where's Frank | 1.2333 | 0.04984 | 120 | 99 | 14 | 7 |
663 | He only wants the wheat free bones. | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
664 | The mead soaked biscuits aren’t working ! Catapult the cats! | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
665 | Drop it! | 1.2333 | 0.04984 | 120 | 99 | 14 | 7 |
666 | We're gonna need a bigger a shovel. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
667 | Hey guys! He says he wants a blue one. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
668 | This dog needs to lighten up. Do any of you have a humerus? | 1.2326 | 0.04335 | 129 | 103 | 22 | 4 |
669 | 'And he said that our army went to the dogs! That really takes the biscuit.' | 1.2326 | 0.04193 | 129 | 102 | 24 | 3 |
670 | It's okay--he's a good boy! | 1.2324 | 0.04432 | 142 | 116 | 19 | 7 |
671 | Quick, throw me the Alpo. | 1.2324 | 0.04318 | 142 | 115 | 21 | 6 |
672 | Don't worry. The caption will explain everything if we're lucky. | 1.2321 | 0.05071 | 112 | 92 | 14 | 6 |
673 | Can’t we just use the catapult to throw his ball? | 1.2320 | 0.04969 | 125 | 104 | 13 | 8 |
674 | He says he's full and wants a doggie bag. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
675 | I think it's a Trojan Dog! | 1.2319 | 0.04277 | 138 | 111 | 22 | 5 |
676 | Forget the bones, get the cat! | 1.2319 | 0.04277 | 138 | 111 | 22 | 5 |
677 | It’s okay; it’s colorblind | 1.2319 | 0.04022 | 138 | 109 | 26 | 3 |
678 | Let's go, Nick! Nack! Paddy Whack! | 1.2319 | 0.04633 | 138 | 114 | 16 | 8 |
679 | Oh my God! It’s a pandemic puppy. | 1.2319 | 0.04277 | 138 | 111 | 22 | 5 |
680 | He only wants the yellow ones! | 1.2319 | 0.04399 | 138 | 112 | 20 | 6 |
681 | Cease fire, he’s eating the ammo! | 1.2319 | 0.04151 | 138 | 110 | 24 | 4 |
682 | He’ll lie down, but he won’t play dead. | 1.2318 | 0.04036 | 151 | 121 | 25 | 5 |
683 | She says they taste better thrown than hoisted. | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
684 | These aren’t working. Do we have any with cannabis? | 1.2314 | 0.05083 | 121 | 101 | 12 | 8 |
685 | He says we have to pray to him too. | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
686 | Just throw me a bone. | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
687 | Her Majesty prefers almond milk bones.” | 1.2308 | 0.04404 | 143 | 117 | 19 | 7 |
688 | Send for help! He’s been a very good boy! | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
689 | Quick! Does anyone have a large baggie?!?? | 1.2308 | 0.04702 | 130 | 107 | 16 | 7 |
690 | Hey, what happened to the supply chain! | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
691 | Come on, throw me a bone! | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
692 | Bone Up!! | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
693 | Sure he’s an old one. But Gulliver says we better teach him some new tricks, fast. | 1.2295 | 0.04909 | 122 | 101 | 14 | 7 |
694 | Bring in the catapult! | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
695 | Clifford likes red bones! | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
696 | We're gonna need some new tricks. | 1.2292 | 0.03650 | 144 | 112 | 31 | 1 |
697 | He wants to know if these biscuits are grain-free! | 1.2292 | 0.04697 | 144 | 121 | 13 | 10 |
698 | Unfortunately his bark is as big as his bite. | 1.2290 | 0.04411 | 131 | 106 | 20 | 5 |
699 | So, he's definitely food motivated. | 1.2290 | 0.04542 | 131 | 107 | 18 | 6 |
700 | He said he asked for home-baked. | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
701 | He says our donation will suffice! | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
702 | He's got friends, hurry!!! | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
703 | No more until he rolls over! | 1.2282 | 0.03579 | 149 | 116 | 32 | 1 |
704 | Give me another one and I’ll see if he can play dead! | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
705 | Keep them coming. The Game of Bones is ours! | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
706 | Pick it up, Stanley, dogs don’t have a 5 second rule | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
707 | We’re gonna need more time at this rate. Go get the giant tennis ball! | 1.2276 | 0.04591 | 123 | 100 | 18 | 5 |
708 | OK! Together on my three! : "You are a very good dog!" | 1.2276 | 0.04443 | 123 | 99 | 20 | 4 |
709 | We need to refill his water pond. | 1.2276 | 0.04591 | 123 | 100 | 18 | 5 |
710 | It wants something meaty. Any volunteers? | 1.2276 | 0.04291 | 123 | 98 | 22 | 3 |
711 | Whichevever of you was in charge of ordering just five bones needs to resign immediately. | 1.2276 | 0.04123 | 145 | 117 | 23 | 5 |
712 | Re-treat! I said, re-treat! | 1.2275 | 0.03862 | 167 | 135 | 26 | 6 |
713 | Sound the retreat! | 1.2273 | 0.04511 | 132 | 108 | 18 | 6 |
714 | Just the breath-freshening ones, and hurry! | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
715 | You're gonna need bigger bones. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
716 | One more, and I think he’ll lie down. Then we can rush in and seize the squeaky. | 1.2270 | 0.04072 | 141 | 113 | 24 | 4 |
717 | Lose the red one, he’s vegetarian! | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
718 | Ready the sweet potato! | 1.2266 | 0.04602 | 128 | 105 | 17 | 6 |
719 | He says he wants real bones! | 1.2266 | 0.04466 | 128 | 104 | 19 | 5 |
720 | It’s a deal! But hurry! | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
721 | Back to Petco for more. He’s only the taster. | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
722 | Poop bags! | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
723 | He says he wants a chew toy. Any volunteers? | 1.2263 | 0.04012 | 137 | 109 | 25 | 3 |
724 | I repeat, he is NOT a good boy! | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
725 | The rest will go in the TROJAN HYDRANT. | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
726 | It’s working. More yellow ones! | 1.2261 | 0.04289 | 115 | 91 | 22 | 2 |
727 | Forget those for now and go find a really large plastic bag! | 1.2261 | 0.05102 | 115 | 96 | 12 | 7 |
728 | Cease! Now let’s see whose a good dog. | 1.2260 | 0.04211 | 146 | 119 | 21 | 6 |
729 | Bring out the cat-apult! | 1.2258 | 0.04557 | 124 | 101 | 18 | 5 |
730 | Back off! He's already a good boy! | 1.2258 | 0.04970 | 124 | 104 | 12 | 8 |
731 | Which one of you guys was supposed to bring the kibble? | 1.2258 | 0.04260 | 124 | 99 | 22 | 3 |
732 | I throw, he fetches, we storm! | 1.2258 | 0.04699 | 124 | 102 | 16 | 6 |
733 | He says he only wants essential cookies. | 1.2258 | 0.04970 | 124 | 104 | 12 | 8 |
734 | He’s treat motivated! Hurry I need another one to get him to play dead. | 1.2258 | 0.04699 | 124 | 102 | 16 | 6 |
735 | Hurry! Re-treat! Re-treat! | 1.2256 | 0.04605 | 133 | 110 | 16 | 7 |
736 | Retreat, Retreat, she’s gluten-free! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
737 | Quick, pass me the bone of contention! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
738 | Behold the perils of an inbred King Charles Spaniel!" | 1.2252 | 0.05228 | 111 | 93 | 11 | 7 |
739 | I think we should just try telling him to play dead. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
740 | Send up the green one! He says he's vegan! | 1.2248 | 0.04827 | 129 | 108 | 13 | 8 |
741 | Sir Knick-knack! Sir Paddiwack! Now’s your time! | 1.2246 | 0.04602 | 138 | 115 | 15 | 8 |
742 | Oh no! they have a LABRADOR! | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
743 | Send the OatMilkBone with relaxing camomile! That ought to do what the TurmericBone couldn’t. | 1.2243 | 0.05363 | 107 | 90 | 10 | 7 |
744 | Get the squirrel! | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
745 | He's wagging his tail -- the castle is ours! | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
746 | Get the catapult so he can catch them in midair. | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
747 | More. Much more! | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
748 | His breath IS getting better… | 1.2238 | 0.03769 | 143 | 113 | 28 | 2 |
749 | Keep 'em coming. If I can get him to roll over and play dead, victory will be ours! | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
750 | Enough with the bones, he wants edibles. | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
751 | He's a free agent! He wants four years of treats and a no trade clause. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
752 | I’ll try scratching behind his ears | 1.2232 | 0.04151 | 112 | 88 | 23 | 1 |
753 | King Dyslexia VIII *may* have meant God, but he wrote Dog! | 1.2231 | 0.04147 | 121 | 96 | 23 | 2 |
754 | RE-TREAAAATTT! | 1.2230 | 0.04090 | 139 | 112 | 23 | 4 |
755 | Now get the ball | 1.2230 | 0.04456 | 139 | 115 | 17 | 7 |
756 | Quickly lads, the dental chew. Give me the damn dental chew! | 1.2222 | 0.04663 | 135 | 113 | 14 | 8 |
757 | Gulliver returned later that year bringing his new pippy | 1.2222 | 0.05021 | 117 | 98 | 12 | 7 |
758 | Knights Knick, Nack, Patty, amd Wack are next to give the dog a bone! | 1.2222 | 0.04419 | 135 | 111 | 18 | 6 |
759 | OK, the next one won’t be a rescue. | 1.2222 | 0.03860 | 117 | 91 | 26 | 0 |
760 | He wants to go to Ye Olde Dog Park now | 1.2214 | 0.04097 | 131 | 105 | 23 | 3 |
761 | Great news! He’s a good boy!! | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
762 | Toss me another. He loves it! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
763 | More yellow biscuits for the love of God. More yellow ones keep him a Good Boy. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
764 | She only sees in grayscale, so give me whatever you got. | 1.2205 | 0.04460 | 127 | 104 | 18 | 5 |
765 | Keep 'em coming -- He's thinking about coming over to our side.. | 1.2205 | 0.04170 | 127 | 102 | 22 | 3 |
766 | Send up the cats. | 1.2203 | 0.04683 | 118 | 97 | 16 | 5 |
767 | He's a good boy! He's a good boy! | 1.2202 | 0.05108 | 109 | 91 | 12 | 6 |
768 | That's enough men. It's time for Kibbles and Bits. | 1.2202 | 0.05108 | 109 | 91 | 12 | 6 |
769 | Catapult the rubber ball! | 1.2197 | 0.04602 | 132 | 110 | 15 | 7 |
770 | Get some more meat flavored up here. The chicken will only hold him off for so long. | 1.2197 | 0.03924 | 132 | 105 | 25 | 2 |
771 | How do you say "Who's a good boy?" in Old English? | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
772 | We might have to use the f-l-e-a-s. | 1.2195 | 0.04551 | 123 | 101 | 17 | 5 |
773 | He says we're good, boys. | 1.2195 | 0.04695 | 123 | 102 | 15 | 6 |
774 | Hurry up! One more dog biscuit and we can scratch his belly! | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
775 | We are going to need a bigger leash. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
776 | They have a big fortification here; send up more pacifiers. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
777 | Kibble-catapult! Now! | 1.2190 | 0.04361 | 137 | 113 | 18 | 6 |
778 | This one makes him larger, we need to find the one that makes him small. The one that mother gave him didn't do anything at all. | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
779 | Gotta be gluten free! | 1.2188 | 0.05581 | 96 | 81 | 9 | 6 |
780 | Something more nutritious maybe ... what are we, barbarians? | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
781 | He says BONE APPETIT ! | 1.2188 | 0.05581 | 96 | 81 | 9 | 6 |
782 | Fall back! Our weapons are useless against this monstrosity! | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
783 | Next time let's use the trebuchet! | 1.2183 | 0.04135 | 142 | 116 | 21 | 5 |
784 | He's armed to the teeth! | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
785 | Hold your fire! I’m going in for a belly rub! | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
786 | We must feed the dog of war! | 1.2180 | 0.03898 | 133 | 106 | 25 | 2 |
787 | He's Gluten-free...Gluten-free!! | 1.2177 | 0.04660 | 124 | 103 | 15 | 6 |
788 | OK, just give me the yellow ones! | 1.2177 | 0.04370 | 124 | 101 | 19 | 4 |
789 | Okay, we need the biggest pooper scooper you ever saw, and a way bigger forklift. ASAP. | 1.2174 | 0.05060 | 115 | 97 | 11 | 7 |
790 | Send another peace treaty! | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
791 | Now let's see if we can get him to roll over | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
792 | He wants to know, 'Who's a good boy?' | 1.2170 | 0.05193 | 106 | 89 | 11 | 6 |
793 | Yellow, yellow. we need more yellow. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
794 | Fall back and save yourselves. We'll be licked in no time. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
795 | He says "milk bones are not a substitute for spending less than 3% of GDP on military budgets"! I've been saying that for years! | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
796 | Go back. He’s a puppy. | 1.2167 | 0.04906 | 120 | 101 | 12 | 7 |
797 | Load the giant oversized tennis ball in the catapult! I have an idea. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
798 | More bones! Dear God, more bones! | 1.2164 | 0.04152 | 134 | 109 | 21 | 4 |
799 | The treats aren't cutting it. Get the tug toy and a lot more men. | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
800 | Hurry, before I surrender to its cuteness. | 1.2162 | 0.04128 | 111 | 88 | 22 | 1 |
801 | You're gonna need a bigger shovel." | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
802 | Apparently he has a bone to pick | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
803 | He wants the pink one first! | 1.2160 | 0.04338 | 125 | 102 | 19 | 4 |
804 | Who came up with this boneheaded scheme, anyway? | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
805 | Do I see volunteers for walkies? Anybody? | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
806 | They are littered with reinforcements! | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
807 | "Once more, go get a leash!" | 1.2155 | 0.04550 | 116 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
808 | I think we | 1.2155 | 0.04868 | 116 | 97 | 13 | 6 |
809 | He's a good boy. A very good boy! | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
810 | He'll let us invade if we also scratch his belly. | 1.2154 | 0.04084 | 130 | 105 | 22 | 3 |
811 | Stop! He's not a good boy! | 1.2154 | 0.04501 | 130 | 108 | 16 | 6 |
812 | Another treat – I’m all out of tricks. | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
813 | Rover, I told you to stop ordering from Costco. | 1.2150 | 0.05316 | 107 | 91 | 9 | 7 |
814 | He only wants gluten-free! | 1.2150 | 0.05316 | 107 | 91 | 9 | 7 |
815 | Well let’s hope his bark isn’t bigger than his bite. | 1.2149 | 0.04100 | 121 | 97 | 22 | 2 |
816 | Someone tipped him off! He knows about the pills. | 1.2149 | 0.04725 | 121 | 101 | 14 | 6 |
817 | We're going to need a bigger bag. | 1.2148 | 0.03988 | 135 | 109 | 23 | 3 |
818 | Get the catapult and tennis balls ready for phase 2. | 1.2148 | 0.04629 | 135 | 114 | 13 | 8 |
819 | We found their weakness, “Good Boy” just didn’t work! | 1.2148 | 0.04384 | 135 | 112 | 17 | 6 |
820 | He'll be our friend any minute now. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
821 | Reassess …. Reassess!! | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
822 | Give me another one, hurry! He's a VERY good boy! | 1.2143 | 0.04452 | 126 | 104 | 17 | 5 |
823 | Forget the biscuits, he wants raw hides! | 1.2137 | 0.04198 | 131 | 107 | 20 | 4 |
824 | Okay, we got a “Sit” who’s next for the “Jump”? | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
825 | Our weapons of mass consumption don't seem to be working. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
826 | He says we're lucky it's his cheat day, send up more cookies! | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
827 | OK! I got him to sit. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
828 | Ok, that’s enough! Bring up the catapult! Ready the cats! | 1.2132 | 0.04715 | 136 | 116 | 11 | 9 |
829 | Uh, guys, I think there's a flaw in the disguise-the-soldiers-as-dog-treats plan | 1.2131 | 0.04689 | 122 | 102 | 14 | 6 |
830 | Somebody load the cat-apult. | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
831 | Have we got any squeeze toys? | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
832 | Send the water cannon-his bowl is empty! | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
833 | No, I said 'retreat'. This one's just a puppy! | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
834 | Hurry, he can't 'Sit' forever! | 1.2128 | 0.04365 | 141 | 118 | 16 | 7 |
835 | All together, now, “With a knick knack, paddy whack, give the dog a bone...” | 1.2126 | 0.04420 | 127 | 105 | 17 | 5 |
836 | It's not working. | 1.2126 | 0.04559 | 127 | 106 | 15 | 6 |
837 | Back off back off, He says he wants meat! | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
838 | We're gonna need bigger dog bones! | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
839 | Golden-haired Rapunzel is a bitch! | 1.2124 | 0.04064 | 113 | 90 | 22 | 1 |
840 | After this, we take him for a walk | 1.2124 | 0.04779 | 113 | 94 | 14 | 5 |
841 | And you said he was fortress trained. | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
842 | What do we do about the poop moat on the other side?” | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
843 | Are you sure you still want him? | 1.2124 | 0.04941 | 113 | 95 | 12 | 6 |
844 | Hurry, he’s gaining on us! | 1.2121 | 0.04169 | 132 | 108 | 20 | 4 |
845 | Call off the Trojan Cat...!!!! | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
846 | Run for your lives! He knows they're the discount brand, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
847 | Hurry before the beast changes it mind. | 1.2119 | 0.04144 | 118 | 95 | 21 | 2 |
848 | Sir Knick Knack! Sir Paddy Whack! Give this dog a bone!! | 1.2119 | 0.04480 | 118 | 97 | 17 | 4 |
849 | He says he needs to go out for a walk... NOW. | 1.2119 | 0.04638 | 118 | 98 | 15 | 5 |
850 | He's getting full. Send up the Trojan biscuit | 1.2117 | 0.04326 | 137 | 114 | 17 | 6 |
851 | Operation Good Boy seems to be working. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
852 | Stand back! He's gonna lick! | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
853 | The red meat one and be quick about it! | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
854 | He keeps asking 'Who's a good knight? Who's a good knight?' | 1.2113 | 0.04451 | 142 | 120 | 14 | 8 |
855 | Throwing this dog a bone is not working. | 1.2113 | 0.04337 | 142 | 119 | 16 | 7 |
856 | Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen! | 1.2111 | 0.05585 | 90 | 76 | 9 | 5 |
857 | More pumpkin! | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
858 | He likes it! He likes it! | 1.2109 | 0.04246 | 128 | 105 | 19 | 4 |
859 | One must ask one’s self , why can’t he just dig his way out? | 1.2105 | 0.04574 | 114 | 94 | 16 | 4 |
860 | Clifford is way more intense in person. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
861 | Not enough! Bring on the giant cat! | 1.2105 | 0.04276 | 133 | 110 | 18 | 5 |
862 | He's dyslexic; he thinks he's GOD. | 1.2105 | 0.04901 | 114 | 96 | 12 | 6 |
863 | It's working, I think he likes me. | 1.2105 | 0.04740 | 114 | 95 | 14 | 5 |
864 | On second thought, “bone costumes” probably wasn’t the way to go here. | 1.2105 | 0.05057 | 114 | 97 | 10 | 7 |
865 | OKAY, NOW WHAT?! | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
866 | : „These multiplayer games get more and more realistic by each level.“ | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
867 | Throw me a freakin’ bone! | 1.2101 | 0.04297 | 138 | 115 | 17 | 6 |
868 | In a fortnight we'll be ready to invade Newfoundland. | 1.2101 | 0.04112 | 119 | 96 | 21 | 2 |
869 | Not the gluten free ones! Are you trying to get us all killed?! | 1.2101 | 0.04902 | 119 | 101 | 11 | 7 |
870 | The deal is that he'll let us in if we'll take his poop out. | 1.2101 | 0.04603 | 119 | 99 | 15 | 5 |
871 | Faster people, faster! | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
872 | I think we're gonna need a bigger bone. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
873 | Bring the entire box—she’s eating for thirteen! | 1.2098 | 0.03951 | 143 | 117 | 22 | 4 |
874 | Hide! The giant kitty behind him isn’t declawed. | 1.2095 | 0.05188 | 105 | 89 | 10 | 6 |
875 | I think we’re going to need a bigger bone! | 1.2093 | 0.04627 | 129 | 109 | 13 | 7 |
876 | It’s okay … he’s a good boy! | 1.2093 | 0.04494 | 129 | 108 | 15 | 6 |
877 | Someone help me scratch behind his ears. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
878 | He says it's called Mar-a-Lago, and we should take our gifts to the front gate. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
879 | Quick! More yellows! | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
880 | How many times did I tell them my expertise is dragons | 1.2090 | 0.04247 | 134 | 111 | 18 | 5 |
881 | He's a friendly dog. | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
882 | Tell him he's a good boy!" | 1.2087 | 0.04703 | 115 | 96 | 14 | 5 |
883 | He wants us to re-treat! | 1.2087 | 0.04001 | 115 | 92 | 22 | 1 |
884 | Wait, are you saying ‘retreat’ or ‘re-treat’? | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
885 | bone appetit! | 1.2086 | 0.04268 | 139 | 116 | 17 | 6 |
886 | Today he is a BAD dog!” | 1.2086 | 0.04268 | 139 | 116 | 17 | 6 |
887 | Quick, send for the vacuum cleaners. | 1.2083 | 0.05524 | 96 | 82 | 8 | 6 |
888 | Quick, before he realizes he’s color blind. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
889 | It’s not working. Are we sure that merchant sold us the CBD-infused treats? | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
890 | He says this is his final offer. | 1.2080 | 0.04142 | 125 | 102 | 20 | 3 |
891 | Guys,I got the order wrong! He says he’s gluten free! | 1.2080 | 0.04586 | 125 | 105 | 14 | 6 |
892 | Who brought the pooper scooper? | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
893 | He wants water, now ! | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
894 | Our treaty is crumbling! | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
895 | Only yellow!!! | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
896 | No - he says the pink ones are just too salty! | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
897 | I knew we'd have to deal with a security feed. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
898 | The bones are not working. Quick, get the flea bath!!! | 1.2075 | 0.05314 | 106 | 91 | 8 | 7 |
899 | …and what if he’s not hungry after this one? | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
900 | Duke and Earl are approaching! | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
901 | He wants to play fetch. Ready the catapult! | 1.2072 | 0.04809 | 111 | 93 | 13 | 5 |
902 | Go back,he needs a bowl of water. | 1.2072 | 0.04976 | 111 | 94 | 11 | 6 |
903 | Hurry! I don’t like the way he’s looking at me. | 1.2072 | 0.04809 | 111 | 93 | 13 | 5 |
904 | He's got a bone to pick with you guys. | 1.2072 | 0.04809 | 111 | 93 | 13 | 5 |
905 | He's NOT a good boy! | 1.2069 | 0.04823 | 116 | 98 | 12 | 6 |
906 | Forget this, get the catapult. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
907 | He only eats Pedigree | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
908 | Ok, Ok - now where's the big water bowl? | 1.2069 | 0.04332 | 116 | 95 | 18 | 3 |
909 | Run, he needs to be let out. | 1.2069 | 0.04155 | 116 | 94 | 20 | 2 |
910 | Where's the charcoal one? He's got terrible bad breath. | 1.2069 | 0.04665 | 116 | 97 | 14 | 5 |
911 | Now, ask him who’s a good boy! | 1.2069 | 0.03971 | 116 | 93 | 22 | 1 |
912 | He says he is only wary of Greeks bearing gifts. | 1.2066 | 0.04682 | 121 | 102 | 13 | 6 |
913 | Who cares if they aren't gluten free, by God their working! | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
914 | Bring the vacuum cleaner! | 1.2065 | 0.05473 | 92 | 78 | 9 | 5 |
915 | Good news, he’s a big hungry boy! | 1.2065 | 0.05473 | 92 | 78 | 9 | 5 |
916 | The first step is to rescue the dog, then the maiden. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
917 | While the beast devoureth the dog treats, load the trebuchet with the rubber ball. | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
918 | Get back! It's a dog breath trap! | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
919 | We have no hope. This God will devour everything. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
920 | Get some meat'on those bones! | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
921 | keep feeding the bones--The rest will storm the north wall | 1.2056 | 0.04144 | 107 | 86 | 20 | 1 |
922 | He says his name is “Who” and “He’s a good boy.” | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
923 | He likes it! Roll the wooden alpha dog up to the gate! | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
924 | He's not that big. He's standing on his rear legs. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
925 | He is being a good boy, we need more treats! | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
926 | Quick, get a log for him to fetch. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
927 | Hurry! Before he realizes I'm edible too! | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
928 | Who said give me your paw? | 1.2051 | 0.04298 | 117 | 96 | 18 | 3 |
929 | Yes. He's a rescue. | 1.2051 | 0.03941 | 117 | 94 | 22 | 1 |
930 | Now he wants his tummy scratched. | 1.2051 | 0.04298 | 117 | 96 | 18 | 3 |
931 | Bring the largedt frisbee we have. | 1.2051 | 0.04298 | 117 | 96 | 18 | 3 |
932 | Cat mint flavour, make it quick! | 1.2049 | 0.04346 | 122 | 101 | 17 | 4 |
933 | No, I said ‘retreat’, not ‘re-treat’! | 1.2049 | 0.04346 | 122 | 101 | 17 | 4 |
934 | Just a few more! Then, he’ll reveal where he hid the sock. | 1.2049 | 0.04499 | 122 | 102 | 15 | 5 |
935 | Dammit Jim, I said no bones! | 1.2047 | 0.04378 | 127 | 106 | 16 | 5 |
936 | My kingdom for a dog. | 1.2047 | 0.04378 | 127 | 106 | 16 | 5 |
937 | This dog-sitting gig is not worth it! | 1.2047 | 0.04233 | 127 | 105 | 18 | 4 |
938 | Hurry,before he realizes that he’s a carnivore. | 1.2045 | 0.04400 | 132 | 111 | 15 | 6 |
939 | He’ll lose his appetite for soldiers after a few more biscuits. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
940 | We only had to feed the Minotaur once a year… | 1.2041 | 0.05419 | 98 | 84 | 8 | 6 |
941 | I told you the ramparts would be kennel-ated! | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
942 | Hurry brave knights, before he starts marking his territory! | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
943 | You were wrong! He loves treats way more than he loves us. | 1.2035 | 0.04560 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
944 | What will he do when we run out of treats? | 1.2035 | 0.03805 | 113 | 90 | 23 | 0 |
945 | If we don't walk him soon there is going to be a moat | 1.2034 | 0.04748 | 118 | 100 | 12 | 6 |
946 | He's NOT the Mesiah! He's a very naughty boy! | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
947 | More fetching.” | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
948 | Everything he eats is fortified. | 1.2033 | 0.04156 | 123 | 101 | 19 | 3 |
949 | It might have been easier if we went the classic route and just got a horse | 1.2033 | 0.04313 | 123 | 102 | 17 | 4 |
950 | Heard of a Trojan Dog?! | 1.2033 | 0.04313 | 123 | 102 | 17 | 4 |
951 | Ok…now let’s try the stick | 1.2031 | 0.04347 | 128 | 107 | 16 | 5 |
952 | Quick,start throwing the tennis balls! | 1.2031 | 0.03899 | 128 | 104 | 22 | 2 |
953 | The bones are powerless against him! Get the TENNIS BALLS! | 1.2030 | 0.04100 | 133 | 110 | 19 | 4 |
954 | DON’T LET THE DOG OUT!! | 1.2030 | 0.04100 | 133 | 110 | 19 | 4 |
955 | We might be able to tame this beast | 1.2020 | 0.04302 | 99 | 80 | 18 | 1 |
956 | Forget the damsel, let's rescue him. He's such a good boy! | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
957 | Merry Christmas,Clifford! | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
958 | Tell the mailman he’s clear to go! | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
959 | Keep the bones coming. He’s the tower guard dog. | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
960 | I need to retreat. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
961 | We’re a ten-man belly rub from victory. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
962 | Back off. It’s only Clifford. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
963 | Don't pretend to be busy. One of you is taking him for a walk." | 1.2018 | 0.04839 | 109 | 92 | 12 | 5 |
964 | He thinks we're part of the doggie treats. | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
965 | It likes banana flavor. "86" strawberry and dump kale | 1.2018 | 0.05011 | 109 | 93 | 10 | 6 |
966 | When I yell “fetch” you guys take off running as fast as you can! | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
967 | Treats aren't working somebody bring in the vacuum cleaner! | 1.2018 | 0.04839 | 109 | 92 | 12 | 5 |
968 | No more bones. Quick, he wants a fire hydrant. | 1.2018 | 0.04349 | 114 | 94 | 17 | 3 |
969 | We’re gonna need a lot more subscriptions to the New York Times! | 1.2017 | 0.04557 | 119 | 100 | 14 | 5 |
970 | Prepare the kibble cannon! | 1.2016 | 0.04282 | 124 | 103 | 17 | 4 |
971 | He's a REALLY GOOD BOY! | 1.2016 | 0.04432 | 124 | 104 | 15 | 5 |
972 | I know you're hurrying, but I've got a bone to pick with you. | 1.2016 | 0.04432 | 124 | 104 | 15 | 5 |
973 | It’s the size of the poop bag I’m really worried about! | 1.2016 | 0.04578 | 124 | 105 | 13 | 6 |
974 | Bring more bones! | 1.2015 | 0.04591 | 134 | 115 | 11 | 8 |
975 | Holy fucking shit this dog is a HUGE motherfucker! Remember when we left this morning and I was all like "why do we need these enormous dog treats lol wtf?" Well, fuck me. | 1.2000 | 0.04674 | 120 | 102 | 12 | 6 |
976 | Did we bring a Trojan dog? | 1.2000 | 0.04031 | 120 | 98 | 20 | 2 |
977 | Now put the rubber ball in the catapult! | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
978 | There’s no sign of Humpty Dumpty. I fear the worst. | 1.2000 | 0.04798 | 110 | 93 | 12 | 5 |
979 | Oh my Dog! | 1.2000 | 0.04423 | 130 | 110 | 14 | 6 |
980 | Take those back, it's already big-boned. | 1.2000 | 0.04123 | 150 | 127 | 16 | 7 |
981 | See if he jumps out if we bury the bones | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
982 | Let"s first wait till he rolls over. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
983 | I think we're ready for the Trojan Bone! | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
984 | He is already sitting. I need him DOWN! | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
985 | One more. I’ve almost got him stay! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
986 | He says he needs you guys to Sit! and Stay! | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
987 | Pick up the 'Good Boy' chant! He's getting antsy. | 1.2000 | 0.04221 | 145 | 123 | 15 | 7 |
988 | Forget the bones, go get me the toy, I think he's ready to play ball. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
989 | He says he wants homework" | 1.2000 | 0.04971 | 115 | 99 | 9 | 7 |
990 | He says we're very good boys | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
991 | It's ok, he is a rescue. | 1.2000 | 0.04798 | 110 | 93 | 12 | 5 |
992 | Okay, start rolling the pill in a ton of peanut butter. | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
993 | Save some for the House of Yorkie! | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
994 | Looks like the peanut butter flavor is working! | 1.2000 | 0.04179 | 135 | 113 | 17 | 5 |
995 | Who wants to take him for a walk? | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
996 | He thinks he has a bone to pick. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
997 | Idiots! Did none of you bring something for the cat? | 1.2000 | 0.04674 | 120 | 102 | 12 | 6 |
998 | I said, "Retreat! Not dog treat!" | 1.2000 | 0.04971 | 115 | 99 | 9 | 7 |
999 | Shout out who's the good boy!!! | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
1000 | Go fetch backup! | 1.2000 | 0.04250 | 125 | 104 | 17 | 4 |
1001 | Who said these bones help his breath? I’m dying up here! | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
1002 | Nick! Nack! Paddy! Wack! You know what to do! | 1.1986 | 0.03796 | 141 | 116 | 22 | 3 |
1003 | Hurry, while he's being such a good boy! | 1.1984 | 0.03907 | 126 | 103 | 21 | 2 |
1004 | We need more kibble- pass it on- no more bones- only more kibble! | 1.1984 | 0.03907 | 126 | 103 | 21 | 2 |
1005 | Okay, now assume belly rub formation! | 1.1983 | 0.04638 | 121 | 103 | 12 | 6 |
1006 | Start up the Trojan Squirrel! | 1.1983 | 0.04331 | 121 | 101 | 16 | 4 |
1007 | Remember, he eats the green one last. | 1.1983 | 0.04452 | 116 | 97 | 15 | 4 |
1008 | Ok lads, I think we're ready to try "shake a paw" ! | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1009 | He says he appreciates the gesture, but dogs are color blind | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1010 | The knick-knack-paddy-whack didn't work either! Let's roll on home! | 1.1983 | 0.04452 | 116 | 97 | 15 | 4 |
1011 | I've got a bone to pick. | 1.1983 | 0.04452 | 116 | 97 | 15 | 4 |
1012 | Hurry, bring the leash | 1.1983 | 0.03914 | 116 | 94 | 21 | 1 |
1013 | At ease! Fire up the tennis ball trebuchet! | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1014 | This isn't working. Deploy the Fire Hydrant! | 1.1982 | 0.04210 | 111 | 91 | 18 | 2 |
1015 | This dog subscribes to the New Yorker. No matter how anemic he seems, we must throw him a bone.” | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
1016 | Looks like “Who’s a good doggie?” isn’t going to work. | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
1017 | We must reinforce positive behavior at all costs! | 1.1982 | 0.04758 | 111 | 94 | 12 | 5 |
1018 | Release the squirrels on the left flank! | 1.1982 | 0.04582 | 111 | 93 | 14 | 4 |
1019 | No, not that kind of retreat! | 1.1982 | 0.04758 | 111 | 94 | 12 | 5 |
1020 | He says he needs to go out! | 1.1981 | 0.04114 | 106 | 86 | 19 | 1 |
1021 | We can’t afford to keep feeding him. Can we give him back? | 1.1981 | 0.04530 | 106 | 88 | 15 | 3 |
1022 | Forget the flavored ones. Give me one with a sedative! | 1.1981 | 0.04724 | 106 | 89 | 13 | 4 |
1023 | Looks like we're gonna need a bigger bone! | 1.1981 | 0.04911 | 106 | 90 | 11 | 5 |
1024 | He doesn't respond to sit. | 1.1981 | 0.04724 | 106 | 89 | 13 | 4 |
1025 | I thought you said it was a horse. | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
1026 | Can one of you please hold the ladder steady? | 1.1981 | 0.04530 | 106 | 88 | 15 | 3 |
1027 | Go back. He only does cheese flavored. | 1.1981 | 0.04530 | 106 | 88 | 15 | 3 |
1028 | Bring forward The Cat! | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1029 | It's a fidodom | 1.1980 | 0.05269 | 101 | 87 | 8 | 6 |
1030 | Send the squeaky toy soldier- quick! | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1031 | It has to be gluten free- remember? | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1032 | I’m full you nitwits! Now go home to your wives and give her your best bone. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
1033 | The Dobermann betrayed us! These are not repellents! | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
1034 | He says he's a good boy, and he's sorry about barking at us at the front gate. | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
1035 | He wants a darker grey one. | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
1036 | Hold on, I see they have a cat, too. | 1.1969 | 0.04037 | 127 | 105 | 19 | 3 |
1037 | Step right up to the World’s Biggest Dog and Bony Show! | 1.1969 | 0.04336 | 127 | 107 | 15 | 5 |
1038 | No, no, no! The milk bones with gravy. | 1.1967 | 0.03797 | 122 | 99 | 22 | 1 |
1039 | Just say "down boy" | 1.1967 | 0.04299 | 122 | 102 | 16 | 4 |
1040 | Maybe we shouldn’t hide in those. | 1.1966 | 0.04739 | 117 | 100 | 11 | 6 |
1041 | Keep em' coming... got him to "sit" now working on "fetch" | 1.1966 | 0.04417 | 117 | 98 | 15 | 4 |
1042 | He says his home is HIS castle. | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
1043 | Trick or Treat! | 1.1966 | 0.04739 | 117 | 100 | 11 | 6 |
1044 | Keep the gold ones coming. | 1.1964 | 0.04545 | 112 | 94 | 14 | 4 |
1045 | Okay, once he's distracted fire the cat-apult | 1.1964 | 0.04364 | 112 | 93 | 16 | 3 |
1046 | He said his name is Clifford and he used to be red | 1.1964 | 0.04545 | 112 | 94 | 14 | 4 |
1047 | Now do I have a bone to pick with you. | 1.1964 | 0.04364 | 112 | 93 | 16 | 3 |
1048 | Quick! More bones! Before he eats the White Castle! | 1.1963 | 0.05046 | 107 | 92 | 9 | 6 |
1049 | No, not just the biscuits, he wants the whole bag. | 1.1963 | 0.05046 | 107 | 92 | 9 | 6 |
1050 | He’s willing to negotiate! Hold off on the T.R.E.A.T.S.! | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
1051 | Bring forth the Trojan squeaky toy! | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
1052 | Look, there are hostile takeovers, and then there are totally rude takeovers. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
1053 | We need chocolate, you idiots. Who brought the peanut butter kind? | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
1054 | More ‼️ More‼️ More‼️ He’s Hugh | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
1055 | It’s alright—he’s such a good boy! | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
1056 | Release the Hounds ! | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
1057 | Enough! Now catapult over the giant squeaky toy! | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
1058 | He keeps spitting out the pill! Tell the king we need a slice of cheese, now! | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
1059 | And you said to not bring the catapult. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
1060 | He says: “Your mother is a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!” | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
1061 | We’re running out of biscuits. Quick, what’s French for ‘play dead? | 1.1957 | 0.04223 | 138 | 117 | 15 | 6 |
1062 | Faster! Clifford desperately needs some color. | 1.1955 | 0.04059 | 133 | 111 | 18 | 4 |
1063 | He says he's got a bone to pick with all of you! | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
1064 | He gladly accepts bribes. | 1.1953 | 0.04304 | 128 | 108 | 15 | 5 |
1065 | Quick, get the CAT-a polt! | 1.1951 | 0.04267 | 123 | 103 | 16 | 4 |
1066 | Why did we take Gulliver's dogsitting job? | 1.1951 | 0.04712 | 123 | 106 | 10 | 7 |
1067 | More of the YELLOW ONES | 1.1951 | 0.04107 | 123 | 102 | 18 | 3 |
1068 | Go fetch me the cat o'nine tails! | 1.1949 | 0.04214 | 118 | 98 | 17 | 3 |
1069 | We’re gonna need a bigger leash. | 1.1949 | 0.03855 | 118 | 96 | 21 | 1 |
1070 | He bit my finger! | 1.1949 | 0.04545 | 118 | 100 | 13 | 5 |
1071 | It worked! She loves me. She really, really loves me. | 1.1949 | 0.04383 | 118 | 99 | 15 | 4 |
1072 | Get the vacuum cleaner! | 1.1949 | 0.05000 | 118 | 103 | 7 | 8 |
1073 | Be wants to play fetch! | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1074 | Forget the bones.Who’s going to walk him? | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
1075 | Quick, someone go get the cat-apult! | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1076 | Quick, we need the bacon flavored one. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
1077 | I need a volunteer to scratch his belly while I find the princess! | 1.1944 | 0.04254 | 108 | 89 | 17 | 2 |
1078 | Only one per day | 1.1944 | 0.03976 | 144 | 121 | 18 | 5 |
1079 | Who changed the brand? | 1.1944 | 0.04643 | 108 | 91 | 13 | 4 |
1080 | Bigger!! I need the EXTRA large ones! | 1.1944 | 0.04453 | 108 | 90 | 15 | 3 |
1081 | He only likes Triscuits. | 1.1944 | 0.04254 | 108 | 89 | 17 | 2 |
1082 | Oh man, he took a dump on the sofa! | 1.1944 | 0.03852 | 144 | 120 | 20 | 4 |
1083 | Fetch me another. | 1.1944 | 0.04453 | 108 | 90 | 15 | 3 |
1084 | He says Monty Python's bit was funnier. | 1.1944 | 0.05002 | 108 | 93 | 9 | 6 |
1085 | She said organic! | 1.1944 | 0.04826 | 108 | 92 | 11 | 5 |
1086 | It’s Clifford The Big Red Doge | 1.1942 | 0.03664 | 139 | 114 | 23 | 2 |
1087 | Guillermo del Toro’s “The Cookie Monster” | 1.1942 | 0.05173 | 103 | 89 | 8 | 6 |
1088 | Dog-gone it,boys,we have to bone up on our tactics! | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
1089 | Quick, bring in the catapult with the giant tennis ball! | 1.1942 | 0.04153 | 103 | 84 | 18 | 1 |
1090 | Keep those biscuits coming! He always naps after eating.... | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
1091 | We are the Knights Who Say Woof! | 1.1940 | 0.04300 | 134 | 114 | 14 | 6 |
1092 | He says it's not organic. | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
1093 | Gift of the Danaans | 1.1939 | 0.04014 | 98 | 79 | 19 | 0 |
1094 | Balls to the walls! | 1.1939 | 0.05161 | 98 | 84 | 9 | 5 |
1095 | If his chain was 10 feet longer he would be having a real meal. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
1096 | Four more and he’ll open the back gate. | 1.1938 | 0.04129 | 129 | 108 | 17 | 4 |
1097 | Quick, more peanut butter flavor! | 1.1935 | 0.04235 | 124 | 104 | 16 | 4 |
1098 | I told you a million times, he ONLY wants the lemon-flavored ones! | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
1099 | I have no bone to pick with you! | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
1100 | QUICK, HAND ME SOME WEE WEE PADS! | 1.1935 | 0.04387 | 124 | 105 | 14 | 5 |
1101 | Halt!!! He is not vegetarian!!! | 1.1935 | 0.04387 | 124 | 105 | 14 | 5 |
1102 | Yep, he likes the lemon ones! | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
1103 | USPS Dog Bite Awareness Week Dec. 18-24, 1492 | 1.1935 | 0.04235 | 124 | 104 | 16 | 4 |
1104 | Keep ‘em coming…it’s a Lab! | 1.1933 | 0.04182 | 119 | 99 | 17 | 3 |
1105 | He's asking again: 'Who's a good boy?!' | 1.1933 | 0.04349 | 119 | 100 | 15 | 4 |
1106 | He's done eating, but now one of you needs to take him for a walk. | 1.1933 | 0.04509 | 119 | 101 | 13 | 5 |
1107 | My kingdom for a chew toy! | 1.1933 | 0.04509 | 119 | 101 | 13 | 5 |
1108 | When we go back, we'll tell everyone he was scary! | 1.1933 | 0.04182 | 119 | 99 | 17 | 3 |
1109 | That’s no dragon! | 1.1930 | 0.04471 | 114 | 96 | 14 | 4 |
1110 | Keep them coming -- His tail's starting to wag! | 1.1930 | 0.03916 | 114 | 93 | 20 | 1 |
1111 | A few more, and I think I can get him to play dead. | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
1112 | Enough bones already,get me a throwing stick. | 1.1927 | 0.04219 | 109 | 90 | 17 | 2 |
1113 | Nick, Nack, Patty, Wack; Give the dog a bone!! | 1.1927 | 0.04416 | 109 | 91 | 15 | 3 |
1114 | Bring on the fire hydrants. | 1.1927 | 0.04013 | 109 | 89 | 19 | 1 |
1115 | C'mon, let's make Neville Chamberlain proud. | 1.1927 | 0.04219 | 109 | 90 | 17 | 2 |
1116 | Biden's dog wants more bones! Get Tucker Carlson's head! | 1.1927 | 0.04785 | 109 | 93 | 11 | 5 |
1117 | Fall back! The beast needs to go for walkies! | 1.1923 | 0.04941 | 104 | 89 | 10 | 5 |
1118 | They’re crunchier than peasants, but he misses the squeaks. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
1119 | Now catapulters! Launch the ball now! | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
1120 | Hurry,he prefers the ones that taste like bacon. | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
1121 | In next week's episode of Game of Bones... | 1.1923 | 0.05127 | 104 | 90 | 8 | 6 |
1122 | Tell the assault team to watch where they step. | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
1123 | We must have heard wrong. I don't think he's such a good boy. | 1.1923 | 0.04100 | 130 | 109 | 17 | 4 |
1124 | No not that one! The habanero. | 1.1920 | 0.04500 | 125 | 107 | 12 | 6 |
1125 | How did they get the Trojan Horse OUT of the city? | 1.1920 | 0.04500 | 125 | 107 | 12 | 6 |
1126 | This isn't working! Bring on the dog toys! | 1.1920 | 0.03715 | 125 | 102 | 22 | 1 |
1127 | It doesn''t matter: dogs have almost no color vision. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
1128 | Fetchez le biscuit! | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
1129 | Where's the fresh bowl of water?! | 1.1917 | 0.03977 | 120 | 99 | 19 | 2 |
1130 | He wants low-carb only! | 1.1917 | 0.04150 | 120 | 100 | 17 | 3 |
1131 | It’s working, he’s distracted. Get those other yellow ones up here FAST! | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
1132 | We’re good. Floppy ears. | 1.1913 | 0.03885 | 115 | 94 | 20 | 1 |
1133 | I learned this trick from their king's letter carrier. | 1.1913 | 0.04435 | 115 | 97 | 14 | 4 |
1134 | Hey guys, he’s wagging his tail. That’s a good thing…right? | 1.1913 | 0.04435 | 115 | 97 | 14 | 4 |
1135 | Keep ‘em coming, guys! He’s rrreeeally hungry! | 1.1910 | 0.05270 | 89 | 76 | 9 | 4 |
1136 | Give a dog a bone!!! Damnit! | 1.1909 | 0.04565 | 110 | 93 | 13 | 4 |
1137 | after all, we are in Canine! | 1.1909 | 0.04745 | 110 | 94 | 11 | 5 |
1138 | Prepare the tennis ball cannons! | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
1139 | I don’t care what her majesty says, i am NOT picking up after him!!! | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
1140 | No pinks or greens! She only wants the yellows! Why is that so hard to understand? | 1.1909 | 0.04565 | 110 | 93 | 13 | 4 |
1141 | Go Back!! We boned up on the wrong strategy! | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
1142 | Cry havoc! The dog of war is a very good boy! | 1.1909 | 0.04565 | 110 | 93 | 13 | 4 |
1143 | No more biscuits! Poop bag poop bag , on the double ! | 1.1909 | 0.04745 | 110 | 94 | 11 | 5 |
1144 | No, he wants bacon. | 1.1908 | 0.04213 | 131 | 111 | 15 | 5 |
1145 | Didn't anybody bring the damn leash? | 1.1908 | 0.04213 | 131 | 111 | 15 | 5 |
1146 | May I offer some feedback? At my old job we used a catapult. | 1.1908 | 0.03819 | 152 | 128 | 19 | 5 |
1147 | Forget the bones. Just leave the package at the gate. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
1148 | It’s raining dogs and catapults. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
1149 | Of course he's a rescue. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
1150 | He's a very good boy! Everybody over the wall! | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
1151 | Stop, stop, ... they anticipated our Trojan strategy, stop! | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
1152 | Go back! The Trojan Bones aren't working! | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
1153 | Nick, Nack, Paddy, and Whack, give the dog a bone! | 1.1905 | 0.04173 | 126 | 106 | 16 | 4 |
1154 | Green breath mint, and hurry! | 1.1905 | 0.04081 | 105 | 86 | 18 | 1 |
1155 | The Green one. The GREEN one, dammit! She says she's vegan! | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
1156 | Quick! He wants the beef one! | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
1157 | 'Gluten Free, It has to be Gluten Free. How many times do I have to tell you. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
1158 | I repeat, Operation Trojan Dog Treat is cancelled! | 1.1901 | 0.04118 | 121 | 101 | 17 | 3 |
1159 | I said knick knack paddy whack! | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
1160 | THE RED ONE!THE RED ONE!! | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
1161 | A dog named Gulliver. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
1162 | Quick! More of those edibles! | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
1163 | No, not the yellow ones! They're making him grow even bigger! | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
1164 | The dog bones aren’t working, let’s try the ball | 1.1898 | 0.03518 | 137 | 112 | 24 | 1 |
1165 | Distracted?! He's not distracted! He's looking right at me! | 1.1897 | 0.04045 | 116 | 96 | 18 | 2 |
1166 | On second thought,cancel the Trojan Dog Treat! | 1.1897 | 0.04400 | 116 | 98 | 14 | 4 |
1167 | The Chihuahuas were much more cooperative. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
1168 | Don't give him any more of the ones with growth hormone in them! | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
1169 | We've reached the great mongrel empire. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
1170 | No bones about it, he is a big dog! | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
1171 | Did anyone bring a plastic bag?‘ | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
1172 | Now the heartworm pill! | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
1173 | We’re gonna need a bigger box of biscuits. | 1.1894 | 0.03897 | 132 | 110 | 19 | 3 |
1174 | Did we bring any projectiles that sqeak? | 1.1892 | 0.04527 | 111 | 94 | 13 | 4 |
1175 | Hold it, we've been worshiping an anagram! | 1.1892 | 0.04705 | 111 | 95 | 11 | 5 |
1176 | he says where's the meat? | 1.1892 | 0.04343 | 111 | 93 | 15 | 3 |
1177 | Omg his breath is awful,send up the green one! | 1.1890 | 0.04291 | 127 | 108 | 14 | 5 |
1178 | Ok. No one else climb up. Just pass them to me, and I’ll toss them over the wall. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
1179 | Next time all we'll have to do is ring a bell. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
1180 | We're going to need our largest shovel! | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
1181 | He said he’s an emotional support dog and that you’re doing a great job! | 1.1887 | 0.04263 | 106 | 88 | 16 | 2 |
1182 | At the pet store they assured us that he wouldn't get any bigger than fifteen or twenty pounds. | 1.1887 | 0.04665 | 106 | 90 | 12 | 4 |
1183 | I think we need a bigger bone. | 1.1887 | 0.04469 | 106 | 89 | 14 | 3 |
1184 | Can you toss a guy a bone? | 1.1887 | 0.04854 | 106 | 91 | 10 | 5 |
1185 | Don't worry, he's friendly! | 1.1887 | 0.04263 | 106 | 88 | 16 | 2 |
1186 | No! Send them all back! He can't have gluten! | 1.1887 | 0.04469 | 106 | 89 | 14 | 3 |
1187 | He's still begging--get Sir Pavlov up here quick. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
1188 | Any room in our military budget to hire a dog walker? | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
1189 | He doesn't get it when I say "HEEL" | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
1190 | have no fear, boys, a visibly depressed woman who has somehow attached all significance in life to the plight of pitbulls assures me there are no bad dogs, there are only bad people | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
1191 | Bring up the leash! | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
1192 | Castle Bone Yard | 1.1881 | 0.05211 | 101 | 88 | 7 | 6 |
1193 | It's an Irish Setter. Quick! The green one! | 1.1881 | 0.05211 | 101 | 88 | 7 | 6 |
1194 | He says that he can’t be bribed by dog biscuits, but if we wire a million dollars to his bank account he will let us in. | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
1195 | Now he is demanding organic. | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
1196 | Run this is just the puppy | 1.1881 | 0.04816 | 101 | 86 | 11 | 4 |
1197 | Keep it moving! I am not going back to clean-up duty! | 1.1880 | 0.04014 | 117 | 97 | 18 | 2 |
1198 | Change menu. He identifies as human. | 1.1880 | 0.04365 | 117 | 99 | 14 | 4 |
1199 | When I say three, catapult the squirrel! | 1.1880 | 0.04365 | 117 | 99 | 14 | 4 |
1200 | Lucky for me that they do not realize that a pat on the head would be just as satisfying as all these bones. | 1.1880 | 0.04531 | 117 | 100 | 12 | 5 |
1201 | See if there’s dog flap you can enter! | 1.1880 | 0.04365 | 117 | 99 | 14 | 4 |
1202 | Go back and tell the boys at The Round Table we found Barksalot! | 1.1880 | 0.04014 | 117 | 97 | 18 | 2 |
1203 | Okay, this isn't going to work. Who fancies having a go at tickling his tummy? | 1.1875 | 0.04307 | 112 | 94 | 15 | 3 |
1204 | Roll over the Fetch-a-pult, men! | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
1205 | I told you, aim for the head and not the mouth! | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
1206 | Huh oh, wrong fairy tale. | 1.1875 | 0.04666 | 112 | 96 | 11 | 5 |
1207 | Hurry and get a larger basket for him! | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
1208 | Come people come! The puppies are adorable and about our size. | 1.1875 | 0.04116 | 112 | 93 | 17 | 2 |
1209 | Keep 'em coming boys, I almost have him eating out of the palm of my hand. | 1.1875 | 0.03916 | 112 | 92 | 19 | 1 |
1210 | I don't think the Trojan Bones were a good idea! | 1.1875 | 0.04666 | 112 | 96 | 11 | 5 |
1211 | No; not Game of BONES! | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
1212 | It’s safe he’s domesticated | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
1213 | He doesn't believe they're organic and locally sourced. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
1214 | Forget those. Bring more turkey liver! | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
1215 | After this we try the Trojan fire hydrant? | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
1216 | He wants one with CBT | 1.1875 | 0.04260 | 128 | 109 | 14 | 5 |
1217 | Cuteness incoming, brace, brace!! | 1.1875 | 0.04260 | 128 | 109 | 14 | 5 |
1218 | Look out...he's gonna blow! | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
1219 | More treats! More treats! They’ve unleashed the dogs of war! | 1.1870 | 0.04218 | 123 | 104 | 15 | 4 |
1220 | Hurry up! He's being a REALLY good boy! | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
1221 | Whose turn to walk him? | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
1222 | Where's the chocolate one? | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
1223 | You know, he's color blind! | 1.1869 | 0.04625 | 107 | 91 | 12 | 4 |
1224 | Quick, give me the one with seconol! | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
1225 | They’re all the same flavor anyway. | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
1226 | Fetch the balls! | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
1227 | We will soon be inside, I got him eating out my hands. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
1228 | We’ll mount our attack when he poops! | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
1229 | You REALLY have to watch your step in there. | 1.1864 | 0.04495 | 118 | 101 | 12 | 5 |
1230 | Let's bring him to heel. | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
1231 | We're gonna need the peanut butter Kong!!! | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
1232 | IT'S NOT WORKING, GET THE CAT! | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
1233 | Lies! His bark is way worse than his bite! | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
1234 | Hold up the chicken flavor and bring on the liver flavor. | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
1235 | Oh no, never point the biscuit at him! He’s a rescue dog and he’ll freak out. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
1236 | Enough with the biscuits. Go back and get higher boots. | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
1237 | I’m thinking maybe we try the cat-apult | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
1238 | Run away Swiftly...he knows we are Lilliputians! | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
1239 | Hurry up Nick,Nack,Paddy and Wack!! | 1.1863 | 0.04971 | 102 | 88 | 9 | 5 |
1240 | He says take 'em back! Bones this color are not organic! | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
1241 | Get the steak! His owner's coming! | 1.1858 | 0.04083 | 113 | 94 | 17 | 2 |
1242 | Hurry up, this dog must have his day. | 1.1858 | 0.04453 | 113 | 96 | 13 | 4 |
1243 | Hold it. He's got his own stash! | 1.1858 | 0.04272 | 113 | 95 | 15 | 3 |
1244 | He's looking for the one that will turn him RED! | 1.1858 | 0.03885 | 113 | 93 | 19 | 1 |
1245 | Don’t worry, men. He’s never bitten anybody. | 1.1858 | 0.04272 | 113 | 95 | 15 | 3 |
1246 | She's a good girl, we're in! | 1.1858 | 0.04083 | 113 | 94 | 17 | 2 |
1247 | His name is "Rex." | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
1248 | Yup, he's eating healthy after the holidays. Send up the veggie bone. | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
1249 | Another round of the crunchy, osteoporosis ones! | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
1250 | I'm not sure a caption would make this scenario any funnier, guys. What say we cut our losses and call it a day? | 1.1856 | 0.05146 | 97 | 84 | 8 | 5 |
1251 | Any of them. Dogs are color-blind. | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
1252 | Plan B: The CATapult. | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
1253 | Faster before it eat us | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
1254 | He says we're all really good boys! | 1.1852 | 0.03979 | 108 | 89 | 18 | 1 |
1255 | Quick! Release the squirrel!" | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
1256 | More kibbles. | 1.1852 | 0.04393 | 108 | 91 | 14 | 3 |
1257 | No strawberry, damnit! | 1.1852 | 0.05120 | 108 | 95 | 6 | 7 |
1258 | ...the scooperrr! | 1.1852 | 0.04585 | 108 | 92 | 12 | 4 |
1259 | Red Rover prefers the yellow ones. | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
1260 | Good boy | 1.1852 | 0.04393 | 108 | 91 | 14 | 3 |
1261 | Quick, the minty bone! | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
1262 | He’s had enough of the veggie biscuits, bring up the bacon-flavored one. | 1.1849 | 0.04128 | 119 | 100 | 16 | 3 |
1263 | Cat-apult? Seriously, this is no time for puns! | 1.1849 | 0.03768 | 119 | 98 | 20 | 1 |
1264 | NO, not the green one! | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
1265 | Close the floodgates - he's lifting his leg! | 1.1848 | 0.05338 | 92 | 80 | 7 | 5 |
1266 | I said retreat not more treats! | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
1267 | Trust the plan — there's no way he'll bite the hand that feeds him! | 1.1848 | 0.05338 | 92 | 80 | 7 | 5 |
1268 | Good call on the boots. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
1269 | Look out! This is a T-Rex Dog! | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
1270 | Please do not yell "Bad Dog" when I am this close to him!! | 1.1845 | 0.04926 | 103 | 89 | 9 | 5 |
1271 | Give me the one with chicken bones | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
1272 | Make haste, or I’m next! | 1.1845 | 0.04081 | 103 | 85 | 17 | 1 |
1273 | Damn. The “ go fetch” strategy didn’t work. | 1.1845 | 0.04308 | 103 | 86 | 15 | 2 |
1274 | More bones! The beast’s breath is most foul, but its eyes beguile me. | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
1275 | Retreat! Retreat my my friends! Our "bones of contention" are ineffective against this "English Dog"! | 1.1845 | 0.04729 | 103 | 88 | 11 | 4 |
1276 | Tell my wife I love her! | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
1277 | Can you just bring it to me and quit waiting for an idiom? | 1.1845 | 0.03840 | 103 | 84 | 19 | 0 |
1278 | I don’t know guys, seems like he prefers a raw diet. | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
1279 | The tricks are not working, brings the treats! | 1.1845 | 0.04308 | 103 | 86 | 15 | 2 |
1280 | With a knick-knack paddy whack... | 1.1842 | 0.04417 | 114 | 97 | 13 | 4 |
1281 | More num-nums! | 1.1842 | 0.04050 | 114 | 95 | 17 | 2 |
1282 | I told you we should’ve hidden in a big horse instead! | 1.1842 | 0.04589 | 114 | 98 | 11 | 5 |
1283 | He likes the yellow ones best. Hurry! | 1.1842 | 0.04238 | 114 | 96 | 15 | 3 |
1284 | Hurry up before he decides we might be tasty! | 1.1840 | 0.03833 | 125 | 104 | 19 | 2 |
1285 | Stay back! This dog is bad to the bone. | 1.1840 | 0.03833 | 125 | 104 | 19 | 2 |
1286 | Does anyone know what’s French for roll over? | 1.1840 | 0.04455 | 125 | 108 | 11 | 6 |
1287 | Yep, he prefers chicken favor. Tell the boys in the commercial division we’re ready to go to market! | 1.1839 | 0.05047 | 87 | 74 | 10 | 3 |
1288 | Run for your lives, he's not house-trained! | 1.1839 | 0.05305 | 87 | 75 | 8 | 4 |
1289 | Well today is THIS dog’s day. | 1.1839 | 0.05305 | 87 | 75 | 8 | 4 |
1290 | He says he’s already got one! | 1.1839 | 0.05305 | 87 | 75 | 8 | 4 |
1291 | Leave the pink and green, this is a golden retriever. | 1.1839 | 0.04486 | 87 | 72 | 14 | 1 |
1292 | I don’t care if he said that he doesn’t like the green ones. He’s colorblind! | 1.1839 | 0.05305 | 87 | 75 | 8 | 4 |
1293 | These weapons are useless! | 1.1839 | 0.04775 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
1294 | Not the green ones! He hates the green ones. | 1.1837 | 0.04435 | 98 | 82 | 14 | 2 |
1295 | No bones about it, men! We don’t have a dog in this fight! | 1.1837 | 0.04435 | 98 | 82 | 14 | 2 |
1296 | Easy on the treats men, this boys poops are mind-boggling. | 1.1837 | 0.04886 | 98 | 84 | 10 | 4 |
1297 | Faster, guys! This one's a munch monster. | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
1298 | He IS sitting; just throw me the bones. | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
1299 | He likes the tutti-frutti one!! Get me more tutti-frutti bones!!! | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
1300 | I just wished him "bone appetit." | 1.1837 | 0.04886 | 98 | 84 | 10 | 4 |
1301 | go fetch the leash | 1.1837 | 0.04886 | 98 | 84 | 10 | 4 |
1302 | His breath is awful! | 1.1837 | 0.04886 | 98 | 84 | 10 | 4 |
1303 | Almost makes me long for the days when we slayed dragons. | 1.1837 | 0.04435 | 98 | 82 | 14 | 2 |
1304 | But he identifies as a reindeer. | 1.1835 | 0.04355 | 109 | 92 | 14 | 3 |
1305 | Just the ones with a knick-knack paddy-whack! | 1.1835 | 0.04355 | 109 | 92 | 14 | 3 |
1306 | Wrong color! He said he needs blue today! | 1.1829 | 0.04296 | 82 | 67 | 15 | 0 |
1307 | It’s OK! He’s a good boy!! A VERY good boy!!! | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
1308 | Quick, now throw the tennis ball! | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
1309 | He likes the cheese flavored ones. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
1310 | How Clifford got his color. | 1.1827 | 0.04483 | 104 | 88 | 13 | 3 |
1311 | No more ! He's eating us out of house and home. | 1.1827 | 0.04270 | 104 | 87 | 15 | 2 |
1312 | He helped us take the city, but at what cost? | 1.1827 | 0.04687 | 104 | 89 | 11 | 4 |
1313 | I’ve got him to sit now fetch more dog biscuits. | 1.1827 | 0.04270 | 104 | 87 | 15 | 2 |
1314 | Yell "Sit!" | 1.1827 | 0.04270 | 104 | 87 | 15 | 2 |
1315 | Give me the one that helps his bad breath!! | 1.1826 | 0.04381 | 115 | 98 | 13 | 4 |
1316 | Keep ‘em coming - he’s a VERY good boy. | 1.1826 | 0.04204 | 115 | 97 | 15 | 3 |
1317 | Dogs are color blind! | 1.1826 | 0.04204 | 115 | 97 | 15 | 3 |
1318 | Attack, men! Rejoice that Dragon Castle cut its defense budget. | 1.1825 | 0.03805 | 126 | 105 | 19 | 2 |
1319 | Quick. Tell the baker. This dog only likes the yellow treats. | 1.1818 | 0.04121 | 110 | 92 | 16 | 2 |
1320 | Great news- he's chipped! | 1.1818 | 0.05461 | 77 | 66 | 8 | 3 |
1321 | When I asked for reinforcements,I didn't mean bring in the bones! | 1.1818 | 0.04121 | 110 | 92 | 16 | 2 |
1322 | Positive reinforcements! | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
1323 | I need a volunteer, and a very very big bag. | 1.1818 | 0.04121 | 110 | 92 | 16 | 2 |
1324 | Get me a ball!! | 1.1818 | 0.03914 | 110 | 91 | 18 | 1 |
1325 | And they're vegan! | 1.1818 | 0.04689 | 110 | 95 | 10 | 5 |
1326 | GOD is a DOG | 1.1818 | 0.05492 | 88 | 77 | 6 | 5 |
1327 | All together: "knick knack paddy wack . . . ." | 1.1818 | 0.04121 | 110 | 92 | 16 | 2 |
1328 | Our offer of a tummy rub and a scratch behind the ears has been rejected. | 1.1818 | 0.03896 | 99 | 81 | 18 | 0 |
1329 | No go back, its a trick. | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
1330 | Inform the King that treat negotiations are going well! | 1.1818 | 0.04121 | 110 | 92 | 16 | 2 |
1331 | Be careful lads, he may start licking your face at a moments notice. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 88 | 76 | 8 | 4 |
1332 | Send the yellow! No, the other yellow! The one with the worm pill! | 1.1811 | 0.03608 | 127 | 105 | 21 | 1 |
1333 | Crossing a mote was easier than charming a watchdog! | 1.1810 | 0.03986 | 116 | 97 | 17 | 2 |
1334 | ‘Quick ! Get the Attack Frisbees while he’s distracted.” | 1.1810 | 0.03986 | 116 | 97 | 17 | 2 |
1335 | Now go get something for the cat. | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
1336 | Stop! Stop! If he poops we’re dead. | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
1337 | His bark is worse than his bite. | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
1338 | Bring me the pink one, quick! | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
1339 | Sir Loin, get up here! | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
1340 | Hey Mikey,he likes it,he likes it | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
1341 | Ok, when these are finished, get up here and scratch his belly. | 1.1807 | 0.04582 | 83 | 69 | 13 | 1 |
1342 | Come on guys! He won't sit and stay much longer! | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
1343 | Keep 'em coming! He is going to wag the wall down any minute. | 1.1807 | 0.05184 | 83 | 71 | 9 | 3 |
1344 | A little more challenging now; he wants canned food! | 1.1803 | 0.04199 | 122 | 104 | 14 | 4 |
1345 | We tried carrot, now for stick. Bring the trebuchet of angry cats. | 1.1803 | 0.04035 | 122 | 103 | 16 | 3 |
1346 | The peanut butter biscuit! He wants the peanut butter biscuit! | 1.1803 | 0.04035 | 122 | 103 | 16 | 3 |
1347 | Our troops are at the gate! Keep singing! "With a knick-knack paddywhack..." | 1.1802 | 0.04470 | 111 | 95 | 12 | 4 |
1348 | He's too good--re-treat! Re-treat! | 1.1802 | 0.04283 | 111 | 94 | 14 | 3 |
1349 | Save the retreat strategy for now... | 1.1802 | 0.04087 | 111 | 93 | 16 | 2 |
1350 | WE NEED MORE FIBER-QUICK | 1.1802 | 0.04087 | 111 | 93 | 16 | 2 |
1351 | His defense is weakening! | 1.1802 | 0.03882 | 111 | 92 | 18 | 1 |
1352 | Fire the tennis ball catapult! | 1.1802 | 0.04650 | 111 | 96 | 10 | 5 |
1353 | It's a very good boy! | 1.1802 | 0.04087 | 111 | 93 | 16 | 2 |
1354 | It’s a BOY!!! | 1.1802 | 0.04650 | 111 | 96 | 10 | 5 |
1355 | Keep feeding him milk bones until he forgets about eating the king | 1.1802 | 0.04650 | 111 | 96 | 10 | 5 |
1356 | We must feed the beast to gain entry | 1.1800 | 0.04353 | 100 | 84 | 14 | 2 |
1357 | He says he only wants the ones with sprinkles because they make him feel special. | 1.1800 | 0.04579 | 100 | 85 | 12 | 3 |
1358 | Hey everyone, there really is a Clifford | 1.1800 | 0.05001 | 100 | 87 | 8 | 5 |
1359 | THAT'S A NEGATIVE ON OPERATION TROJAN BONE. RETREAT! | 1.1800 | 0.05001 | 100 | 87 | 8 | 5 |
1360 | I didn't fart. The dog did. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
1361 | Its working they're lower the drawbridge so he can bury it! | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
1362 | I dare one of you to mention how we should have brought a catapult. Try me! | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
1363 | There are doodles are far as the eye can see on the other side of this wall! | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
1364 | Get that spinach one out of here, are you mad? | 1.1795 | 0.04137 | 117 | 99 | 15 | 3 |
1365 | I think we are going to need a bigger bone! Caption by Edgar A. Goetzl | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
1366 | Bring a toy! | 1.1795 | 0.03955 | 117 | 98 | 17 | 2 |
1367 | Bring more blue and yellows, he doesn’t see red or green. | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
1368 | Let's try the cat-apult. | 1.1792 | 0.04405 | 106 | 90 | 13 | 3 |
1369 | Methinks the beast likes the cheddar-flavored ones best! | 1.1792 | 0.03976 | 106 | 88 | 17 | 1 |
1370 | Quick! Before I give in to the cute! | 1.1792 | 0.04604 | 106 | 91 | 11 | 4 |
1371 | We need reinforcements. Re-treat! | 1.1792 | 0.03976 | 106 | 88 | 17 | 1 |
1372 | Keep those mastodon bones coming, I'm almost in! | 1.1792 | 0.04196 | 106 | 89 | 15 | 2 |
1373 | A slipper! A slipper! My kingdom for a slipper! | 1.1789 | 0.04227 | 95 | 79 | 15 | 1 |
1374 | Hey, boneheads! Would you throw me a bone? | 1.1789 | 0.05180 | 95 | 83 | 7 | 5 |
1375 | He chose not to sign the first treaty | 1.1789 | 0.05180 | 95 | 83 | 7 | 5 |
1376 | Hurry up! I can't make him sit much longer! | 1.1789 | 0.04227 | 95 | 79 | 15 | 1 |
1377 | Hold on a second … then what? | 1.1789 | 0.04325 | 123 | 106 | 12 | 5 |
1378 | Arm and deploy chicken flavored! | 1.1786 | 0.04054 | 112 | 94 | 16 | 2 |
1379 | This isn't working, bring out the catapult! | 1.1786 | 0.04247 | 112 | 95 | 14 | 3 |
1380 | Prepare the catapult and the tennis ball. | 1.1786 | 0.04247 | 112 | 95 | 14 | 3 |
1381 | Pretend to throw one so I can sneak over the wall. | 1.1786 | 0.04782 | 112 | 98 | 8 | 6 |
1382 | I know we’ve had our differences, Roger, but just this once, throw me a bone! | 1.1786 | 0.04054 | 112 | 94 | 16 | 2 |
1383 | Only the ones that taste like chicken. | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
1384 | Put down the bones and get me a cat! | 1.1782 | 0.04313 | 101 | 85 | 14 | 2 |
1385 | We should've used the dog-a-pult. | 1.1782 | 0.04537 | 101 | 86 | 12 | 3 |
1386 | Quick, the shock collar. | 1.1782 | 0.04954 | 101 | 88 | 8 | 5 |
1387 | He says, "send the catsup now!" | 1.1782 | 0.04313 | 101 | 85 | 14 | 2 |
1388 | No, no, no! He only like the yellow ones! | 1.1782 | 0.04077 | 101 | 84 | 16 | 1 |
1389 | He wants you to go fetch some more. | 1.1780 | 0.04105 | 118 | 100 | 15 | 3 |
1390 | Never mind the Knick, knack, paddy whack- just give him the bones before he eats me! | 1.1780 | 0.04444 | 118 | 102 | 11 | 5 |
1391 | With a nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone... | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
1392 | He says he wants the other gray one | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
1393 | No milk bones for him, he's lactose intolerant. | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
1394 | In my day, they were shaped like Flintstones. | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
1395 | Quick, the green one, his breath is really bad! | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
1396 | Yellow’s a go! Knick-knack! Paddywhack! Hup two! | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
1397 | No worries Men, He's a Good Dog | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
1398 | Put in your ear plugs! His bark is worse than his bite! | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
1399 | He promises the last shift didn't give him treats! | 1.1778 | 0.04053 | 90 | 74 | 16 | 0 |
1400 | Run! I think he's full. | 1.1776 | 0.04564 | 107 | 92 | 11 | 4 |
1401 | For Pete's sake no eye contact! | 1.1776 | 0.04564 | 107 | 92 | 11 | 4 |
1402 | He likes the banana! | 1.1776 | 0.04367 | 107 | 91 | 13 | 3 |
1403 | Treat him just like every other purebred! | 1.1776 | 0.04367 | 107 | 91 | 13 | 3 |
1404 | New guy! Forget the pink one. It's useless! | 1.1776 | 0.04367 | 107 | 91 | 13 | 3 |
1405 | Stop complaining. You know it’s the biscuits or us. | 1.1776 | 0.04367 | 107 | 91 | 13 | 3 |
1406 | Keep saying Good doggy! | 1.1776 | 0.04367 | 107 | 91 | 13 | 3 |
1407 | Bring the cone! | 1.1772 | 0.05628 | 79 | 69 | 6 | 4 |
1408 | Okay, now giant tennis ball! | 1.1771 | 0.04910 | 96 | 83 | 9 | 4 |
1409 | He says to get real. He made his bones when we were still wet behind the ears. | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
1410 | Trust me guys, you don't want to be on the later shift." | 1.1771 | 0.04910 | 96 | 83 | 9 | 4 |
1411 | Just send one up - they’re all yellow to him anyway! | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
1412 | Next we’ll black out the security cameras. | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
1413 | Hold off! No more yellow ones…she’s going to blow. Run for it | 1.1771 | 0.04682 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
1414 | He said he wants year aged bones instead. Does he mean regular years or dog years? | 1.1770 | 0.04213 | 113 | 96 | 14 | 3 |
1415 | Screw the biscuits, cue the squirrel | 1.1770 | 0.04021 | 113 | 95 | 16 | 2 |
1416 | He’s a carnivore and not an omnivore. No kale dog biscuits! | 1.1770 | 0.04213 | 113 | 96 | 14 | 3 |
1417 | He prefers tablescraps. | 1.1770 | 0.04021 | 113 | 95 | 16 | 2 |
1418 | And I’m gonna need some 50 gallon poop bags. | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
1419 | No, not another treat - retreat! | 1.1765 | 0.05595 | 85 | 75 | 5 | 5 |
1420 | See if you can find a really big leash. | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
1421 | OK men. Re-treat! | 1.1765 | 0.03793 | 102 | 84 | 18 | 0 |
1422 | When they let him out onto the patio we make our move! | 1.1765 | 0.04159 | 85 | 70 | 15 | 0 |
1423 | She seems to prefer vegan! | 1.1765 | 0.04073 | 119 | 101 | 15 | 3 |
1424 | We're gonna need a bigger cookie! | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
1425 | It's time for the Trojan toilet. | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
1426 | No, the spray bottle. Go get the spray bottle! | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
1427 | He wants more of the blue ones ! More of the blue … oh … | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
1428 | He says it's 10 bones a day or he quits building the fort! | 1.1760 | 0.04409 | 125 | 109 | 10 | 6 |
1429 | No more treats. He wants to shake. | 1.1760 | 0.04260 | 125 | 108 | 12 | 5 |
1430 | Hold up, I think he needs to take a walk. | 1.1759 | 0.04525 | 108 | 93 | 11 | 4 |
1431 | Well,this one sees color and it appears the yellow one is his _least_ favorite! | 1.1759 | 0.04712 | 108 | 94 | 9 | 5 |
1432 | Stop! We're barking up the wrong tree here... | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
1433 | Run, the cat's coming. | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
1434 | He's asking if these are grain free. | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
1435 | Nothing with Kale! | 1.1756 | 0.04124 | 131 | 113 | 13 | 5 |
1436 | Men, forthwith to Petco. | 1.1754 | 0.04703 | 114 | 100 | 8 | 6 |
1437 | I think after these he’ll finally let us rub his belly! | 1.1754 | 0.04360 | 114 | 98 | 12 | 4 |
1438 | Retreat! Deploy the vacuum cleaner! | 1.1754 | 0.04703 | 114 | 100 | 8 | 6 |
1439 | Hey Knick-Knack, and you Paddy-Wack, give the dog a bone! | 1.1754 | 0.03988 | 114 | 96 | 16 | 2 |
1440 | Quick, a non-vegan one. | 1.1754 | 0.03988 | 114 | 96 | 16 | 2 |
1441 | He claims he said “brisket”! | 1.1753 | 0.04637 | 97 | 83 | 11 | 3 |
1442 | No, you idiots, I didn't say 'we need to make sacrifices to the dog'. You got that backwards. | 1.1753 | 0.04637 | 97 | 83 | 11 | 3 |
1443 | OK - now the belly scratcher. | 1.1753 | 0.04637 | 97 | 83 | 11 | 3 |
1444 | Let's try a frisbee instead | 1.1753 | 0.04637 | 97 | 83 | 11 | 3 |
1445 | Guys, make sure they are the grain free cookies! | 1.1753 | 0.05079 | 97 | 85 | 7 | 5 |
1446 | Put the rest away. He's a good boy. | 1.1753 | 0.04399 | 97 | 82 | 13 | 2 |
1447 | Okay that should do it. I’m going to try to deliver the castle’s mail now. | 1.1753 | 0.04637 | 97 | 83 | 11 | 3 |
1448 | He likes em! Go get the big tennis ball! | 1.1753 | 0.04863 | 97 | 84 | 9 | 4 |
1449 | You all said I was crazy to listen to the soothsayer! Ha! | 1.1753 | 0.04863 | 97 | 84 | 9 | 4 |
1450 | Quick, somebody invent the vacuum cleaner! | 1.1750 | 0.04042 | 120 | 102 | 15 | 3 |
1451 | Wrong wall! | 1.1750 | 0.05562 | 80 | 70 | 6 | 4 |
1452 | His territory has been sufficiently marked. | 1.1750 | 0.04630 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
1453 | No more. He needs to poop. | 1.1748 | 0.04005 | 103 | 86 | 16 | 1 |
1454 | Hurry, just hand me anything. He's color blind. | 1.1748 | 0.04005 | 103 | 86 | 16 | 1 |
1455 | He appears to be a good boy, but keep ‘em comin.’ | 1.1748 | 0.04236 | 103 | 87 | 14 | 2 |
1456 | Giveth a dog a bone they said, it didn't work, now we must re-treat! | 1.1748 | 0.04664 | 103 | 89 | 10 | 4 |
1457 | Quick, the breath freshener. | 1.1746 | 0.03916 | 126 | 107 | 16 | 3 |
1458 | Are these dental chews? His breath is killer. | 1.1744 | 0.04116 | 86 | 71 | 15 | 0 |
1459 | Enough! Now bring me the red ones for his friend Clifford! | 1.1744 | 0.05281 | 86 | 75 | 7 | 4 |
1460 | Operation Good Boy complete! Commence operation W.A.L.K. | 1.1743 | 0.04090 | 109 | 92 | 15 | 2 |
1461 | Plan B! Spot remover! | 1.1743 | 0.04292 | 109 | 93 | 13 | 3 |
1462 | Quick, throw me the one that freshens breath, too! | 1.1743 | 0.04486 | 109 | 94 | 11 | 4 |
1463 | Forget the "treats"! Find me a bitch in heat! | 1.1743 | 0.04486 | 109 | 94 | 11 | 4 |
1464 | He like our offer better with a little more meat on the bone. | 1.1743 | 0.04090 | 109 | 92 | 15 | 2 |
1465 | Quick! Throw me the T-R-E-A-T! | 1.1743 | 0.04090 | 109 | 92 | 15 | 2 |
1466 | It's the only way I can get him to sit. | 1.1739 | 0.04535 | 92 | 78 | 12 | 2 |
1467 | Three more bones and he'll be hopelessly addicted. Then we've got him where we want him. | 1.1739 | 0.05034 | 92 | 80 | 8 | 4 |
1468 | He wants some puddle water to wash it down! | 1.1739 | 0.04263 | 92 | 77 | 14 | 1 |
1469 | ROY….G……VIB…. | 1.1739 | 0.05034 | 92 | 80 | 8 | 4 |
1470 | No, not those, they’re not gluten free. | 1.1739 | 0.04791 | 92 | 79 | 10 | 3 |
1471 | Abort the Trojan Bone plan! | 1.1739 | 0.03956 | 115 | 97 | 16 | 2 |
1472 | Bring me the Trojan Ball! | 1.1739 | 0.04535 | 92 | 78 | 12 | 2 |
1473 | Once more a cheddar biscuit, dear friends! | 1.1739 | 0.04145 | 115 | 98 | 14 | 3 |
1474 | Remember to chant "good boy" when I signal. | 1.1739 | 0.04535 | 92 | 78 | 12 | 2 |
1475 | Yes, I know the Trojans built a horse. We're more organic. | 1.1739 | 0.04263 | 92 | 77 | 14 | 1 |
1476 | Maybe I should try to get him to play dead? | 1.1736 | 0.03651 | 121 | 101 | 19 | 1 |
1477 | Quick, send up a squeaky toy!" | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
1478 | Nick-knack, paddy-whack….HURRY! | 1.1735 | 0.04593 | 98 | 84 | 11 | 3 |
1479 | These aren't working. Bring the stuffed toys. | 1.1735 | 0.04593 | 98 | 84 | 11 | 3 |
1480 | This Trojan Puppy ruse isn’t working. | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
1481 | No! No! The poisoned pink one! | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
1482 | It's a good thing we built this wall. | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
1483 | Quick! He likes the liver flavor one. | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
1484 | Liver!!! | 1.1735 | 0.03845 | 98 | 81 | 17 | 0 |
1485 | Good news, he likes the edibles. | 1.1735 | 0.04109 | 98 | 82 | 15 | 1 |
1486 | I thought you said he was potty trained! | 1.1735 | 0.04593 | 98 | 84 | 11 | 3 |
1487 | Bring the wet food cannon! | 1.1735 | 0.04109 | 98 | 82 | 15 | 1 |
1488 | Water! Water! It needs water!! | 1.1735 | 0.03845 | 98 | 81 | 17 | 0 |
1489 | Okay, not the chicken. Send up the beef flavor! | 1.1735 | 0.04358 | 98 | 83 | 13 | 2 |
1490 | Glifford the big white dog's love language is food. | 1.1735 | 0.04109 | 98 | 82 | 15 | 1 |
1491 | Did anyone bring a shovel? | 1.1731 | 0.04622 | 104 | 90 | 10 | 4 |
1492 | Nooo!! Funny bones pleeeeze... | 1.1731 | 0.04199 | 104 | 88 | 14 | 2 |
1493 | Instruct DaVinci to commence development of a giant pooper-scooper, ASAP! | 1.1731 | 0.04622 | 104 | 90 | 10 | 4 |
1494 | He's sitting! Reinforce, reinforce and heavy on the praise! | 1.1728 | 0.05209 | 81 | 70 | 8 | 3 |
1495 | Hurry up - the big one’s almost here! | 1.1728 | 0.04903 | 81 | 69 | 10 | 2 |
1496 | I’m going to need a bigger bone | 1.1727 | 0.04055 | 110 | 93 | 15 | 2 |
1497 | Don't come up this ladder with your giant bones, a humongous dog just took mine | 1.1727 | 0.04448 | 110 | 95 | 11 | 4 |
1498 | Beats having to take him on walks | 1.1727 | 0.04256 | 110 | 94 | 13 | 3 |
1499 | Fetch! | 1.1724 | 0.04290 | 116 | 100 | 12 | 4 |
1500 | Tell the king—she is in heat! | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
1501 | Cry ‘“Havoc!”, and let slip the dogs of war. | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
1502 | Sir Barkselot would like the chicken flavored bone next | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
1503 | I said NOT the human flavor one!! | 1.1724 | 0.05223 | 87 | 76 | 7 | 4 |
1504 | Keep 'em coming. We can't plunder until he's full! | 1.1720 | 0.04983 | 93 | 81 | 8 | 4 |
1505 | He likes Soylent Yellow best. | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
1506 | Ok, his tail is wagging. Storm the gate while he's being a good boy.. | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
1507 | Snack attack! | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
1508 | The bows and arrows, NOT the bones and marrows! | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
1509 | Give me the pink one, you idiot! This is a female! | 1.1720 | 0.03935 | 93 | 77 | 16 | 0 |
1510 | That's it - send up the yellow ones! | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
1511 | Hurry!!! I don't think he'll stay a good boy for long! | 1.1720 | 0.03935 | 93 | 77 | 16 | 0 |
1512 | We’re gonna need a wagonload of pooper scoopers. | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
1513 | Forget the bones. Get the pooper scooper. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
1514 | Forget the catapult! More treats! More treats! | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
1515 | He wants another lemon one! | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
1516 | He’s grown up now and doesn’t want to be called “ good boy” | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
1517 | Good news is he likes it! Bad news is Percival didn't let go in time. Who's next? | 1.1720 | 0.05213 | 93 | 82 | 6 | 5 |
1518 | Retreat! RETREAT! RETREAT!!!! | 1.1720 | 0.04983 | 93 | 81 | 8 | 4 |
1519 | Quick! The fifty-pound tennis ball! | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
1520 | He knows they're not really Milkbone! Run away! | 1.1720 | 0.05213 | 93 | 82 | 6 | 5 |
1521 | Hurry up, while he's still a good boy! | 1.1717 | 0.04771 | 99 | 86 | 9 | 4 |
1522 | Good thing we left the Trojan cat home ! | 1.1717 | 0.04982 | 99 | 87 | 7 | 5 |
1523 | He says he prefers Snausages! | 1.1717 | 0.03810 | 99 | 82 | 17 | 0 |
1524 | Release the Crackers! | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
1525 | He says to Bow! Wow! | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
1526 | Okay, Nick, you’re up next. Knack, you are on deck, and Paddywack is in the hole. | 1.1717 | 0.04771 | 99 | 86 | 9 | 4 |
1527 | That's not what I meant by "throw me a bone." | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
1528 | Never mind; it’s the Trojans! | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
1529 | Now he wants you all to roll over | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
1530 | I'll feed. You shovel. | 1.1714 | 0.04376 | 105 | 90 | 12 | 3 |
1531 | He's the alpha dog on Pluto. | 1.1714 | 0.03936 | 105 | 88 | 16 | 1 |
1532 | Hurry, he’s begging for more! | 1.1714 | 0.03936 | 105 | 88 | 16 | 1 |
1533 | Release Thy Clifford!!! | 1.1714 | 0.04581 | 105 | 91 | 10 | 4 |
1534 | It’s the yellow, he likes the yellow. | 1.1714 | 0.04581 | 105 | 91 | 10 | 4 |
1535 | Why yes, he IS a good boy! | 1.1714 | 0.03936 | 105 | 88 | 16 | 1 |
1536 | My God,it's a Laestrygonian therapy dog! | 1.1714 | 0.04581 | 105 | 91 | 10 | 4 |
1537 | Am I supposed to tell him he’s a good boy? | 1.1712 | 0.04022 | 111 | 94 | 15 | 2 |
1538 | When you come over the top watch out for his tail! | 1.1712 | 0.04220 | 111 | 95 | 13 | 3 |
1539 | Fetch me the Kong! | 1.1712 | 0.04022 | 111 | 94 | 15 | 2 |
1540 | Hurry up with those treats. We should've expected this, deciding to raid the greatest Dane in the country. | 1.1712 | 0.04220 | 111 | 95 | 13 | 3 |
1541 | You think this is bad? I transferred in from the cleanup crew | 1.1712 | 0.04022 | 111 | 94 | 15 | 2 |
1542 | Quick! He has a bone to pick— and it'd better not be mine! | 1.1709 | 0.03894 | 117 | 99 | 16 | 2 |
1543 | No more biscuits! Bring on the squeaky toy! | 1.1709 | 0.04256 | 117 | 101 | 12 | 4 |
1544 | He'll let us in one at a time - on all fours, with collars | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
1545 | He's ready for the cat muffins! | 1.1707 | 0.04181 | 82 | 68 | 14 | 0 |
1546 | Run! He knows we're stealing his biscuits! | 1.1707 | 0.04181 | 82 | 68 | 14 | 0 |
1547 | The one that says ‘Bad Motherfucker!’ | 1.1705 | 0.03987 | 129 | 111 | 14 | 4 |
1548 | Bring the blue one, quick! | 1.1705 | 0.05167 | 88 | 77 | 7 | 4 |
1549 | As I told George - hiding inside the treat is a terrible idea! | 1.1705 | 0.05414 | 88 | 78 | 5 | 5 |
1550 | The king is preparing his dog of war | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
1551 | Trouble! He hates the pumpkin spice. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
1552 | Last of the treats... which one of you can squeak? | 1.1705 | 0.04908 | 88 | 76 | 9 | 3 |
1553 | Prepare ye for belly rub! | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
1554 | No no, you fools, he only likes the YELLOW ones! | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
1555 | He only likes the orange ones! | 1.1702 | 0.03897 | 94 | 78 | 16 | 0 |
1556 | Quick, more yellow ones! | 1.1702 | 0.04696 | 94 | 81 | 10 | 3 |
1557 | You guys no more catnip, just the real stuff! | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
1558 | We were clearly expected. But if we wait until after dinner they’ll have to walk him and then we’ll be able to climb the wall. | 1.1702 | 0.04180 | 94 | 79 | 14 | 1 |
1559 | Let's teach this ancient dog a new trick. | 1.1700 | 0.04034 | 100 | 84 | 15 | 1 |
1560 | Bring up the kibble! | 1.1700 | 0.04507 | 100 | 86 | 11 | 3 |
1561 | He likes the pink ones, quick a backup bone meal! | 1.1700 | 0.04726 | 100 | 87 | 9 | 4 |
1562 | No, no, no!! I said props from Game of THRones! | 1.1700 | 0.04507 | 100 | 86 | 11 | 3 |
1563 | Break out the Kibble! | 1.1700 | 0.04507 | 100 | 86 | 11 | 3 |
1564 | Now we only have 4 bones! | 1.1700 | 0.04277 | 100 | 85 | 13 | 2 |
1565 | He’s a good boy once you get through the walls! | 1.1700 | 0.04507 | 100 | 86 | 11 | 3 |
1566 | He says the lemon's a little bland, but for three strawberry biscuits, he'll bite off the king's head and throw it over the wall. | 1.1698 | 0.04540 | 106 | 92 | 10 | 4 |
1567 | This is the last time I dog sit for King Charles Spaniel. | 1.1698 | 0.04734 | 106 | 93 | 8 | 5 |
1568 | Add more Xanax! | 1.1698 | 0.03664 | 106 | 88 | 18 | 0 |
1569 | Hurry lads…the enemy’s mail-ship is almost in range! | 1.1695 | 0.03469 | 118 | 98 | 20 | 0 |
1570 | NO! Forget the biscuits, he wants a leg of lamb! Medium-Rare! | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
1571 | Give him the red one | 1.1688 | 0.05359 | 77 | 67 | 7 | 3 |
1572 | I told you he'd prefer dry biscuits! | 1.1687 | 0.05091 | 83 | 72 | 8 | 3 |
1573 | Sorry I was skeptical about the vegan dog treats! | 1.1685 | 0.04586 | 89 | 76 | 11 | 2 |
1574 | This dyslexia thing has got to end! | 1.1685 | 0.03991 | 89 | 74 | 15 | 0 |
1575 | No, we need the ones made from the other side of the mushroom! | 1.1685 | 0.04856 | 89 | 77 | 9 | 3 |
1576 | Throw me a bone, will you?! | 1.1685 | 0.04586 | 89 | 76 | 11 | 2 |
1577 | A good boy 'tis he! Maketh haste and hail Yorick for the squeaky toys! | 1.1685 | 0.04586 | 89 | 76 | 11 | 2 |
1578 | Not Lime, you idiot! Chicken or Beef! | 1.1685 | 0.04856 | 89 | 77 | 9 | 3 |
1579 | top dawg is taking bribes y’all | 1.1685 | 0.04299 | 89 | 75 | 13 | 1 |
1580 | Did they mention my pension for this? | 1.1685 | 0.04299 | 89 | 75 | 13 | 1 |
1581 | HURRY UP with the biscuits!!! | 1.1684 | 0.04402 | 95 | 81 | 12 | 2 |
1582 | I gave a dog a bone; I'm ready to roll... any naysayers? | 1.1684 | 0.04402 | 95 | 81 | 12 | 2 |
1583 | OK, back up, and try to avoid the fire hydrant. | 1.1684 | 0.04650 | 95 | 82 | 10 | 3 |
1584 | He says: I’m paddywhack, from Ballyhack, Not long ago turned soldier; In storm and sack, in front attack, None other can be bolder. | 1.1684 | 0.04650 | 95 | 82 | 10 | 3 |
1585 | A bone! A bone! My kingdom for a bone! | 1.1684 | 0.04650 | 95 | 82 | 10 | 3 |
1586 | What does the yellow bone mean, again? | 1.1683 | 0.04465 | 101 | 87 | 11 | 3 |
1587 | Come follow me my comrades! What? What are you looking at? | 1.1683 | 0.04238 | 101 | 86 | 13 | 2 |
1588 | Each treat will buy us two seconds! How much time do we need? | 1.1683 | 0.04465 | 101 | 87 | 11 | 3 |
1589 | We're gonna need a bigger doggie bag. | 1.1683 | 0.04465 | 101 | 87 | 11 | 3 |
1590 | I think we may be overfeeding him. | 1.1683 | 0.03997 | 101 | 85 | 15 | 1 |
1591 | Tail wagging confirmed: keep the yellow ones coming! | 1.1683 | 0.04465 | 101 | 87 | 11 | 3 |
1592 | Who's a good monster? | 1.1683 | 0.04465 | 101 | 87 | 11 | 3 |
1593 | Now bring the giant leash, I’m sure this will work! | 1.1683 | 0.04889 | 101 | 89 | 7 | 5 |
1594 | The green, the green! Hurry, he says the Kingdom for ten green biscuits! | 1.1683 | 0.04238 | 101 | 86 | 13 | 2 |
1595 | It's asking some kind of riddle; does anyone know who's a good boy? | 1.1683 | 0.04682 | 101 | 88 | 9 | 4 |
1596 | Someone hold the ladder, for safety | 1.1683 | 0.03997 | 101 | 85 | 15 | 1 |
1597 | Retreat! He's not a good boy! | 1.1682 | 0.04300 | 107 | 92 | 12 | 3 |
1598 | Does this tunic make my butt look fat? | 1.1682 | 0.04500 | 107 | 93 | 10 | 4 |
1599 | It's working! Bring up the biscuit reserves! | 1.1682 | 0.04090 | 107 | 91 | 14 | 2 |
1600 | He likes the peanut butter ones! Someone go back and get more of the Peanut Butter ones! | 1.1682 | 0.03868 | 107 | 90 | 16 | 1 |
1601 | 'Tis true the tales! The beast doth exhale a fiery breath! | 1.1682 | 0.04090 | 107 | 91 | 14 | 2 |
1602 | No, the pink one. It's always cherry after lemon. | 1.1681 | 0.03834 | 119 | 101 | 16 | 2 |
1603 | I told you feeding Buckley at the table would create a monster | 1.1681 | 0.04189 | 119 | 103 | 12 | 4 |
1604 | OMG! Wait till you see his master! | 1.1680 | 0.03891 | 125 | 107 | 15 | 3 |
1605 | Flea! It is Dogzilla! | 1.1667 | 0.04255 | 90 | 76 | 13 | 1 |
1606 | Turns out he's the runt of the litter! | 1.1667 | 0.05059 | 90 | 79 | 7 | 4 |
1607 | Let's hurry up and invade now. You don't want to be on the inside when these treats come out the other end. | 1.1667 | 0.04843 | 102 | 90 | 7 | 5 |
1608 | No more treats— throw the sticks and stones. | 1.1667 | 0.04091 | 84 | 70 | 14 | 0 |
1609 | She wants a blue one….. | 1.1667 | 0.04604 | 96 | 83 | 10 | 3 |
1610 | Go back! He’s going to HURL! | 1.1667 | 0.04255 | 90 | 76 | 13 | 1 |
1611 | Hey, you guys! Look at my butt! | 1.1667 | 0.04539 | 90 | 77 | 11 | 2 |
1612 | The production team couldn’t afford dragons. | 1.1667 | 0.04100 | 96 | 81 | 14 | 1 |
1613 | The rumors were true: he is a good boy! | 1.1667 | 0.04639 | 102 | 89 | 9 | 4 |
1614 | Red rover,red rover,let Charlton come over! | 1.1667 | 0.04651 | 108 | 95 | 8 | 5 |
1615 | We’re going to have to switch to tennis balls! | 1.1667 | 0.04091 | 84 | 70 | 14 | 0 |
1616 | Bring the leash; he's ready to go for a walk! | 1.1667 | 0.03835 | 108 | 91 | 16 | 1 |
1617 | Remember — don’t say W-A-L-K unless you want to be dragged for about ten miles. | 1.1667 | 0.05300 | 90 | 80 | 5 | 5 |
1618 | He says colors are meaningless to him. | 1.1667 | 0.04740 | 84 | 72 | 10 | 2 |
1619 | were going to need a bigger cracker | 1.1667 | 0.04055 | 108 | 92 | 14 | 2 |
1620 | Retreat! She's a BIG ole Dawg! | 1.1667 | 0.04424 | 102 | 88 | 11 | 3 |
1621 | It’s not working, his breath is still bad! | 1.1667 | 0.04199 | 102 | 87 | 13 | 2 |
1622 | Bring more! He was stationed at Camp Lejeune between 1953 and 1988, he's owed SIGNIFICANT compensation! | 1.1667 | 0.05010 | 108 | 97 | 4 | 7 |
1623 | No, no! It ISN'T a Goldendoodle! More yellow biscuits! | 1.1667 | 0.05059 | 90 | 79 | 7 | 4 |
1624 | Keep 'em coming men...and look out for the DROOL! | 1.1667 | 0.04970 | 78 | 67 | 9 | 2 |
1625 | Keep them coming. One isn't going to be enough! | 1.1667 | 0.03950 | 90 | 75 | 15 | 0 |
1626 | You know what,guys? He kind of looks like Colin Farrell! | 1.1667 | 0.04806 | 90 | 78 | 9 | 3 |
1627 | thrown to the dogs | 1.1667 | 0.04100 | 96 | 81 | 14 | 1 |
1628 | He says he has a bone to pick with you. | 1.1667 | 0.04199 | 102 | 87 | 13 | 2 |
1629 | Retreat! He doesn't know "play dead"! | 1.1667 | 0.04539 | 90 | 77 | 11 | 2 |
1630 | It's not working! He won't roll over! | 1.1667 | 0.04639 | 102 | 89 | 9 | 4 |
1631 | Do we have any grey poupon? | 1.1667 | 0.04648 | 114 | 101 | 7 | 6 |
1632 | He is also requesting some dental floss and some tums | 1.1667 | 0.04199 | 102 | 87 | 13 | 2 |
1633 | Get ready--the old man should come rolling home any minute. | 1.1667 | 0.04970 | 78 | 67 | 9 | 2 |
1634 | he ain't nothin but a hound dog. | 1.1667 | 0.04740 | 84 | 72 | 10 | 2 |
1635 | I need a volunteer belly scratcher, stat! | 1.1667 | 0.04360 | 96 | 82 | 12 | 2 |
1636 | He is about to run out of excuses for being stuck. | 1.1667 | 0.04255 | 90 | 76 | 13 | 1 |
1637 | He stopped growling--now's our chance! | 1.1667 | 0.03950 | 90 | 75 | 15 | 0 |
1638 | It's working. We've neutralized their doggie breath weapon. | 1.1667 | 0.04970 | 78 | 67 | 9 | 2 |
1639 | Don't tell me that you brought the catapult but forgot the dogapult! | 1.1667 | 0.04806 | 90 | 78 | 9 | 3 |
1640 | Maybe that witch we met wasn’t so wicked after all. | 1.1667 | 0.03603 | 108 | 90 | 18 | 0 |
1641 | Lord Very Good Boy demands more treats | 1.1667 | 0.04806 | 90 | 78 | 9 | 3 |
1642 | Fetch the rake! He wants a belly rub. | 1.1652 | 0.04441 | 115 | 101 | 9 | 5 |
1643 | They are going to be so surprised when they open the gate to have him attack us. | 1.1652 | 0.04441 | 115 | 101 | 9 | 5 |
1644 | Okay, men! The dog's happy. Now get the nip for the cat! | 1.1651 | 0.03573 | 109 | 91 | 18 | 0 |
1645 | Forget the bone idea. It's not going to work! | 1.1651 | 0.04020 | 109 | 93 | 14 | 2 |
1646 | Hurry. Need more food before we can keep him as our pet. | 1.1650 | 0.04596 | 103 | 90 | 9 | 4 |
1647 | Dogs are color blind you idiots! | 1.1650 | 0.04596 | 103 | 90 | 9 | 4 |
1648 | I told you not to get the generic brand. This is a dog with taste. | 1.1650 | 0.04384 | 103 | 89 | 11 | 3 |
1649 | Watch out! He's gonna be sick. Who gave him the fish one? | 1.1650 | 0.04161 | 103 | 88 | 13 | 2 |
1650 | It's working! Bring forth the knick-knacks and the paddy whacks! | 1.1650 | 0.03676 | 103 | 86 | 17 | 0 |
1651 | What time is walkies? | 1.1650 | 0.04161 | 103 | 88 | 13 | 2 |
1652 | No pink; he allergic to strawberries. | 1.1650 | 0.04384 | 103 | 89 | 11 | 3 |
1653 | Get the catapult! | 1.1649 | 0.04789 | 97 | 85 | 8 | 4 |
1654 | Nick, Nack, Paddy, get the pink one! | 1.1649 | 0.04560 | 97 | 84 | 10 | 3 |
1655 | Don’t forget the big squeeze toy. | 1.1649 | 0.04789 | 97 | 85 | 8 | 4 |
1656 | If this doesn't work, we'll try the catapult. | 1.1649 | 0.04560 | 97 | 84 | 10 | 3 |
1657 | You’re going to need bigger biscuits | 1.1649 | 0.04318 | 97 | 83 | 12 | 2 |
1658 | He’s bored, bring up the strawberry. | 1.1649 | 0.04318 | 97 | 83 | 12 | 2 |
1659 | He is asking for fair trade and sustainable treats. Pass me the "green" one | 1.1649 | 0.04061 | 97 | 82 | 14 | 1 |
1660 | Dog-gone it, guys, I think we’re barking up the wrong tree here! | 1.1648 | 0.04212 | 91 | 77 | 13 | 1 |
1661 | Bring in the cats! | 1.1648 | 0.04212 | 91 | 77 | 13 | 1 |
1662 | Change of plan, his contract calls for sirloin | 1.1648 | 0.04212 | 91 | 77 | 13 | 1 |
1663 | Not the nicknack Paddywack! Get the dog a bone! | 1.1648 | 0.04212 | 91 | 77 | 13 | 1 |
1664 | Darn It’s a Trojan dog! | 1.1648 | 0.04492 | 91 | 78 | 11 | 2 |
1665 | When King Arthur's side hustle as dog sitter goes horribly wrong. | 1.1648 | 0.04756 | 91 | 79 | 9 | 3 |
1666 | That gro-pup is working wonders. | 1.1648 | 0.04212 | 91 | 77 | 13 | 1 |
1667 | Quick - A new pair of pants! | 1.1648 | 0.05006 | 91 | 80 | 7 | 4 |
1668 | Do you have any hot sauce? | 1.1648 | 0.04756 | 91 | 79 | 9 | 3 |
1669 | Hurry! No, No, not the green one, he wants the pink one | 1.1647 | 0.04379 | 85 | 72 | 12 | 1 |
1670 | Please tell me you remembered the poop bags? | 1.1647 | 0.04978 | 85 | 74 | 8 | 3 |
1671 | Quick, before the tide comes in, and this whole castle melts! | 1.1647 | 0.04688 | 85 | 73 | 10 | 2 |
1672 | Go get a big mirror and we'll make it see its tail. | 1.1646 | 0.04568 | 79 | 67 | 11 | 1 |
1673 | I see we got the Costco variety box. | 1.1646 | 0.04198 | 79 | 66 | 13 | 0 |
1674 | Not to kink shame, but this "puppy play" is getting out of hand! | 1.1646 | 0.04911 | 79 | 68 | 9 | 2 |
1675 | He says he’ll consider ‘lie down’. | 1.1646 | 0.04911 | 79 | 68 | 9 | 2 |
1676 | From the looks of it, we’re gonna need a front end loader STAT! | 1.1639 | 0.03747 | 122 | 104 | 16 | 2 |
1677 | Quick, bring the mail! | 1.1638 | 0.03861 | 116 | 99 | 15 | 2 |
1678 | No. No. No. If he sees a treat, he will give me his paw! | 1.1638 | 0.04051 | 116 | 100 | 13 | 3 |
1679 | We don't need them. He ate the other dogs. | 1.1638 | 0.04051 | 116 | 100 | 13 | 3 |
1680 | Load the tre’ bruchetta! | 1.1636 | 0.03986 | 110 | 94 | 14 | 2 |
1681 | The bones aren't working! It just keeps eating them! | 1.1636 | 0.03986 | 110 | 94 | 14 | 2 |
1682 | He only likes a non-monochrome bone. | 1.1636 | 0.04190 | 110 | 95 | 12 | 3 |
1683 | Down, boys! | 1.1636 | 0.04190 | 110 | 95 | 12 | 3 |
1684 | He will need to go out for a walk soon, you know. | 1.1635 | 0.04124 | 104 | 89 | 13 | 2 |
1685 | Bone-apart for the Emperor! | 1.1635 | 0.04345 | 104 | 90 | 11 | 3 |
1686 | I need a big doggie bag, stat! | 1.1635 | 0.04124 | 104 | 89 | 13 | 2 |
1687 | It's okay, the king says he's a good boy. | 1.1635 | 0.04345 | 104 | 90 | 11 | 3 |
1688 | Come back here in a few hours and we’ll finally have some new ammo for that trebuchet | 1.1635 | 0.04345 | 104 | 90 | 11 | 3 |
1689 | He likes it, Mikey likes it! | 1.1635 | 0.04345 | 104 | 90 | 11 | 3 |
1690 | I guess try grapes? | 1.1635 | 0.04345 | 104 | 90 | 11 | 3 |
1691 | Who’s going in with the giant garbage bag? | 1.1633 | 0.04516 | 98 | 85 | 10 | 3 |
1692 | They definitely said peace treats, right? | 1.1633 | 0.04516 | 98 | 85 | 10 | 3 |
1693 | He's not red! | 1.1633 | 0.04277 | 98 | 84 | 12 | 2 |
1694 | Forget those! Get our twenty foot cat! | 1.1633 | 0.04277 | 98 | 84 | 12 | 2 |
1695 | Looks like Humpty Dumpty gained some weight. | 1.1633 | 0.04743 | 98 | 86 | 8 | 4 |
1696 | It's getting harder to adopt a rescue dog these days. | 1.1633 | 0.04023 | 98 | 83 | 14 | 1 |
1697 | Hurry up! He’s part of a litter! | 1.1630 | 0.04169 | 92 | 78 | 13 | 1 |
1698 | He wants bacon-flavored marrow, a chew toy, and our first born." | 1.1630 | 0.04169 | 92 | 78 | 13 | 1 |
1699 | Heel! Heel! | 1.1630 | 0.04447 | 92 | 79 | 11 | 2 |
1700 | It's modern woof-fare! | 1.1630 | 0.04708 | 92 | 80 | 9 | 3 |
1701 | Quick more yellow ones; I think I found his weakness! | 1.1630 | 0.04447 | 92 | 79 | 11 | 2 |
1702 | Lets hurry up and feed him, the next crew can take him for walkies. | 1.1630 | 0.04169 | 92 | 78 | 13 | 1 |
1703 | Quick! We need the catapult! | 1.1630 | 0.04169 | 92 | 78 | 13 | 1 |
1704 | Everyone, on the count of three: "who's a good boy?" | 1.1630 | 0.04708 | 92 | 80 | 9 | 3 |
1705 | Quick! Get the mailman | 1.1630 | 0.04708 | 92 | 80 | 9 | 3 |
1706 | He prefers purple. | 1.1630 | 0.04708 | 92 | 80 | 9 | 3 |
1707 | Fall back! Don’t re-treat! | 1.1630 | 0.04169 | 92 | 78 | 13 | 1 |
1708 | Now she wants only raw. | 1.1630 | 0.04708 | 92 | 80 | 9 | 3 |
1709 | No! No Greenies! | 1.1630 | 0.04447 | 92 | 79 | 11 | 2 |
1710 | Could somebody please throw me a bone? | 1.1630 | 0.04169 | 92 | 78 | 13 | 1 |
1711 | Quick! Bring the credit card offers! | 1.1630 | 0.03872 | 92 | 77 | 15 | 0 |
1712 | I’ve got a bone to pick with you guys! | 1.1630 | 0.04447 | 92 | 79 | 11 | 2 |
1713 | Keep those gluten free, yellow biscuits coming! | 1.1630 | 0.04708 | 92 | 80 | 9 | 3 |
1714 | We should have built a moat. | 1.1628 | 0.03615 | 129 | 110 | 17 | 2 |
1715 | We need more. Break out the kibble! | 1.1628 | 0.03779 | 129 | 111 | 15 | 3 |
1716 | More chicken flavor! | 1.1628 | 0.04332 | 86 | 73 | 12 | 1 |
1717 | Quick! Get the vegan treats! | 1.1628 | 0.04637 | 86 | 74 | 10 | 2 |
1718 | No....No more. Says he's trying to quit. | 1.1628 | 0.05194 | 86 | 76 | 6 | 4 |
1719 | All we’re doing is maintaining his dental health! | 1.1628 | 0.04332 | 86 | 73 | 12 | 1 |
1720 | How many times must he repeat GLUTEN FREE?! | 1.1628 | 0.04924 | 86 | 75 | 8 | 3 |
1721 | I'll bring the bone, I said. You'll bring the treat, ball, stick and leash you said. | 1.1628 | 0.04637 | 86 | 74 | 10 | 2 |
1722 | Get me a newspaper! | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
1723 | Enough with the treats. I'm going to tell him to roll over and play dead. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
1724 | WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? | 1.1622 | 0.03953 | 111 | 95 | 14 | 2 |
1725 | Enough with the food - get the giant scooper! | 1.1622 | 0.03953 | 111 | 95 | 14 | 2 |
1726 | Don’t throw me a bone, he’ll fetch me too! | 1.1622 | 0.03953 | 111 | 95 | 14 | 2 |
1727 | Come on Demeter you need to throw me a bone here. Trojan horses are so passé . | 1.1622 | 0.04155 | 111 | 96 | 12 | 3 |
1728 | Canine King Kong needs to be stopped. Bring on the CBD chew bones! | 1.1622 | 0.04710 | 111 | 99 | 6 | 6 |
1729 | She wants the pink one. | 1.1619 | 0.04088 | 105 | 90 | 13 | 2 |
1730 | Clifford only really likes the red ones | 1.1619 | 0.03857 | 105 | 89 | 15 | 1 |
1731 | Let’s slow down, I’m on scooping duty tomorrow. | 1.1619 | 0.04088 | 105 | 90 | 13 | 2 |
1732 | Abort operation Trojan squeaky toy! | 1.1619 | 0.04306 | 105 | 91 | 11 | 3 |
1733 | He's letting us back in if we promise to ask "who's a good sir?" from now on! | 1.1619 | 0.04514 | 105 | 92 | 9 | 4 |
1734 | And you thought killing dragons was hard work. | 1.1619 | 0.03612 | 105 | 88 | 17 | 0 |
1735 | He likes the peanut butter! | 1.1616 | 0.04473 | 99 | 86 | 10 | 3 |
1736 | BAD IDEA! RETREAT! RETREAT! | 1.1616 | 0.04237 | 99 | 85 | 12 | 2 |
1737 | He's going nowhere! Bring the cat! | 1.1616 | 0.04473 | 99 | 86 | 10 | 3 |
1738 | Quick, find some virgins! | 1.1616 | 0.04473 | 99 | 86 | 10 | 3 |
1739 | They’re called breasts and we all have them. | 1.1616 | 0.04473 | 99 | 86 | 10 | 3 |
1740 | She doesn't want to be rescued, but she does want to go for a W-A-L-K. | 1.1616 | 0.04237 | 99 | 85 | 12 | 2 |
1741 | Quick, he wants Putin! | 1.1616 | 0.04473 | 99 | 86 | 10 | 3 |
1742 | Are you telling me everyone brought giant treats, and no one brought giant bags. | 1.1616 | 0.04473 | 99 | 86 | 10 | 3 |
1743 | He’s up for adoption. | 1.1616 | 0.04473 | 99 | 86 | 10 | 3 |
1744 | Enough is never enough! | 1.1616 | 0.04237 | 99 | 85 | 12 | 2 |
1745 | You won’t have to worry about rabies. | 1.1613 | 0.04402 | 93 | 80 | 11 | 2 |
1746 | Launch the catapult! | 1.1613 | 0.04128 | 93 | 79 | 13 | 1 |
1747 | Back up! We're supposed to talk him for a walk first! | 1.1613 | 0.04660 | 93 | 81 | 9 | 3 |
1748 | Good news is he's friendly, bad news is they don't clean up after him. | 1.1613 | 0.04660 | 93 | 81 | 9 | 3 |
1749 | Dog gone it. Bring me another. | 1.1613 | 0.04128 | 93 | 79 | 13 | 1 |
1750 | He wants all the town's cats next! Gather up all the damn cats! | 1.1613 | 0.04402 | 93 | 80 | 11 | 2 |
1751 | Kevin, come! She wants the Princess Barbie bone! | 1.1613 | 0.04660 | 93 | 81 | 9 | 3 |
1752 | Wait. Does a catapult launch what I think it launches? | 1.1613 | 0.04904 | 93 | 82 | 7 | 4 |
1753 | Never let him see the treat before he obeys the command. | 1.1613 | 0.04128 | 93 | 79 | 13 | 1 |
1754 | Cancel the Trojan fire hydrant plan! | 1.1613 | 0.04128 | 93 | 79 | 13 | 1 |
1755 | Bring him those treats or he's going to open up a can of Woof-Ass on us! | 1.1613 | 0.04128 | 93 | 79 | 13 | 1 |
1756 | We’re gonna need a bigger bone. | 1.1609 | 0.05137 | 87 | 77 | 6 | 4 |
1757 | NO!!! He Hates That Brand! | 1.1609 | 0.04588 | 87 | 75 | 10 | 2 |
1758 | This isn’t working! Gimme the giant rolled up newspaper! | 1.1609 | 0.04588 | 87 | 75 | 10 | 2 |
1759 | Quiet! He likes squeaky toys. | 1.1609 | 0.04286 | 87 | 74 | 12 | 1 |
1760 | Naming this dog Gulliver was a bad idea. | 1.1609 | 0.04286 | 87 | 74 | 12 | 1 |
1761 | Come hell or high walls, keep the treats coming! | 1.1609 | 0.04286 | 87 | 74 | 12 | 1 |
1762 | Supply chain, hauberk chain, get more biscuits now! | 1.1607 | 0.03710 | 112 | 95 | 16 | 1 |
1763 | Doggone it, hurry up with the dog treats. | 1.1607 | 0.03710 | 112 | 95 | 16 | 1 |
1764 | Not a good boy! I repeat not a good boy! | 1.1605 | 0.04464 | 81 | 69 | 11 | 1 |
1765 | Repeat after me: “Good boy. Good boy!” | 1.1604 | 0.04268 | 106 | 92 | 11 | 3 |
1766 | Just give me the yellow ones. You guys with the red and green, Google it. | 1.1604 | 0.04268 | 106 | 92 | 11 | 3 |
1767 | We need more than just us to take him for a walk. | 1.1604 | 0.04052 | 106 | 91 | 13 | 2 |
1768 | Not the treats. The traitors! | 1.1604 | 0.04052 | 106 | 91 | 13 | 2 |
1769 | He prefers the 'cheese'. | 1.1604 | 0.04052 | 106 | 91 | 13 | 2 |
1770 | Quick! Gimme the green chlorophyll bone. His halitosis is killing me. | 1.1604 | 0.04268 | 106 | 92 | 11 | 3 |
1771 | We’re gonna need a bigger poop scoop! | 1.1604 | 0.03581 | 106 | 89 | 17 | 0 |
1772 | I think we'd better get off the porch. | 1.1604 | 0.04052 | 106 | 91 | 13 | 2 |
1773 | He’s commanding us to retreat! | 1.1604 | 0.04052 | 106 | 91 | 13 | 2 |
1774 | Faster! Good boys. | 1.1600 | 0.04197 | 100 | 86 | 12 | 2 |
1775 | It's working! It's working!! | 1.1600 | 0.04431 | 100 | 87 | 10 | 3 |
1776 | I remember “Build the Wall”.... I don’t remember hearing we had to “Feed the Wall”. | 1.1600 | 0.03949 | 100 | 85 | 14 | 1 |
1777 | He wants the cinnamony black! | 1.1600 | 0.03949 | 100 | 85 | 14 | 1 |
1778 | Quick, Knick, Knack, Paddy and Whack! For the love of God, give the dog a bone! | 1.1600 | 0.04431 | 100 | 87 | 10 | 3 |
1779 | He wants avocado toast! | 1.1600 | 0.04197 | 100 | 86 | 12 | 2 |
1780 | Oh no! Don't look now, but this one's a puppy! | 1.1600 | 0.04866 | 100 | 89 | 6 | 5 |
1781 | 'Pause the siege, bring up the hot chocolate." | 1.1600 | 0.05037 | 75 | 65 | 8 | 2 |
1782 | Get back! He’s allergic to chicken! | 1.1600 | 0.03949 | 100 | 85 | 14 | 1 |
1783 | Bring in the booties while we’ve got him distracted!! | 1.1600 | 0.03685 | 100 | 84 | 16 | 0 |
1784 | I don't think it's working, but his teeth are definitely getting whiter by the minute. | 1.1596 | 0.04855 | 94 | 83 | 7 | 4 |
1785 | This old man’s goin rolling home! | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
1786 | He wants a patty whack! | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
1787 | Quickly, deploy the giant human leg! | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
1788 | This is why we don’t dine with the in-laws. | 1.1596 | 0.03797 | 94 | 79 | 15 | 0 |
1789 | Once more unto the breach, dear friends, and be sure to bring the dog biscuits! | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
1790 | Quickly! Send up another before he licks me! | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
1791 | We're encountering dogged resistance! | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
1792 | He has a bone to pick with you | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
1793 | Siege, boy, siege! Good dog. | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
1794 | Come on now- he's ready to lick balls! | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
1795 | I told you he would eat us out of house and home! | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
1796 | Oh No! He's EATI | 1.1593 | 0.03679 | 113 | 96 | 16 | 1 |
1797 | Not the treats....the bag! | 1.1591 | 0.04539 | 88 | 76 | 10 | 2 |
1798 | You guys, he's such a good boy. Isn't he. | 1.1591 | 0.04818 | 88 | 77 | 8 | 3 |
1799 | He'll only eat them if they're vegan and gluten free and baked by gender neutral peasants. | 1.1591 | 0.04241 | 88 | 75 | 12 | 1 |
1800 | Get five more out of that big bag and we'll run for the Starship. | 1.1591 | 0.04539 | 88 | 76 | 10 | 2 |
1801 | Great job guys, now follow me and beware of his minefield! | 1.1591 | 0.04241 | 88 | 75 | 12 | 1 |
1802 | His name is Sir Clifford The Red | 1.1591 | 0.04539 | 88 | 76 | 10 | 2 |
1803 | This isn't working. Let's try the Trojan Cat. | 1.1591 | 0.04241 | 88 | 75 | 12 | 1 |
1804 | Quickly, before he jumps on the gigantic mailman! | 1.1591 | 0.04818 | 88 | 77 | 8 | 3 |
1805 | For God’s sake, everybody keep yelling, ‘That’s a good boy, that’s a good boy!’ | 1.1591 | 0.04539 | 88 | 76 | 10 | 2 |
1806 | Hey,Knick! Knack! Paddy! Whack! Hurry, it’s working! | 1.1591 | 0.04539 | 88 | 76 | 10 | 2 |
1807 | Throw them farther!! Throw them farther!! | 1.1591 | 0.04241 | 88 | 75 | 12 | 1 |
1808 | He's sitting. Quick -- next is play dead! | 1.1589 | 0.04231 | 107 | 93 | 11 | 3 |
1809 | Good news is they work, bad news is we look similar. | 1.1589 | 0.04017 | 107 | 92 | 13 | 2 |
1810 | No No quick use the catapult!!! | 1.1589 | 0.04017 | 107 | 92 | 13 | 2 |
1811 | We’re in! No bark, all bite. | 1.1589 | 0.04815 | 107 | 96 | 5 | 6 |
1812 | Got any more Oranges? | 1.1585 | 0.04743 | 82 | 71 | 9 | 2 |
1813 | Kublai Khan’s troops vanquishing the Tartar. | 1.1585 | 0.05050 | 82 | 72 | 7 | 3 |
1814 | Still not the worst King Charles I’ve worked for! | 1.1585 | 0.05050 | 82 | 72 | 7 | 3 |
1815 | Change of plans - he's a bad dog | 1.1584 | 0.04158 | 101 | 87 | 12 | 2 |
1816 | If I don't survive this I need one of you to make it look like I used my standing desk without a chair. | 1.1584 | 0.03913 | 101 | 86 | 14 | 1 |
1817 | Oh, my Dog! I just saw what happens to His sacred treat offerings! | 1.1584 | 0.04390 | 101 | 88 | 10 | 3 |
1818 | It's worse than we thought. It doesn't look like he's potty trained. | 1.1584 | 0.04820 | 101 | 90 | 6 | 5 |
1819 | Bones away! | 1.1584 | 0.04610 | 101 | 89 | 8 | 4 |
1820 | He prefers the yellow ones. | 1.1584 | 0.04158 | 101 | 87 | 12 | 2 |
1821 | Make haste, Lord Barkley demands another! | 1.1584 | 0.04610 | 101 | 89 | 8 | 4 |
1822 | No green! He's not colorblind. | 1.1584 | 0.03913 | 101 | 86 | 14 | 1 |
1823 | He wants to know "Where's the beef?" | 1.1579 | 0.04608 | 76 | 65 | 10 | 1 |
1824 | It could be worse. You could be picking up after him when he goes for a walk. | 1.1579 | 0.04048 | 95 | 81 | 13 | 1 |
1825 | 'There be no Dragon,' he sayeth'--'tis only a Scottie, he sayeth.' | 1.1579 | 0.04568 | 95 | 83 | 9 | 3 |
1826 | Cease the calming biscuits, and let the neutering begin! | 1.1579 | 0.04568 | 95 | 83 | 9 | 3 |
1827 | He prefers the gluten-free ones | 1.1579 | 0.04568 | 95 | 83 | 9 | 3 |
1828 | He says he will open the gate for three more biscuits. | 1.1579 | 0.04568 | 95 | 83 | 9 | 3 |
1829 | Quick, get the Snausages! | 1.1579 | 0.04240 | 114 | 100 | 10 | 4 |
1830 | Two more and he'll be BEGGING to surrender! | 1.1579 | 0.04316 | 95 | 82 | 11 | 2 |
1831 | My God, Gulliver only had to deal with Glumdalclitch! | 1.1579 | 0.03856 | 114 | 98 | 14 | 2 |
1832 | The catnip-flavored ones aren't working! | 1.1579 | 0.04053 | 114 | 99 | 12 | 3 |
1833 | In this case, man's best friend is the dog biscuit. | 1.1579 | 0.04807 | 95 | 84 | 7 | 4 |
1834 | Our weapons are no match! | 1.1579 | 0.04568 | 95 | 83 | 9 | 3 |
1835 | No sense in lobbing dog bone missiles... he eats them up! | 1.1579 | 0.04568 | 95 | 83 | 9 | 3 |
1836 | Knack, Paddy, Whack, now you guys give him a bone too! | 1.1579 | 0.04316 | 95 | 82 | 11 | 2 |
1837 | OK, let's break out the Frisbee! | 1.1574 | 0.03982 | 108 | 93 | 13 | 2 |
1838 | Quick! Toss in the tennis ball! | 1.1574 | 0.03758 | 108 | 92 | 15 | 1 |
1839 | He says the mint chip flavor is his favorite! | 1.1574 | 0.03982 | 108 | 93 | 13 | 2 |
1840 | A lot of crackers in the wall here | 1.1574 | 0.03758 | 108 | 92 | 15 | 1 |
1841 | hurry- his breath is unbearable! | 1.1573 | 0.04491 | 89 | 77 | 10 | 2 |
1842 | He doesn't seem to like the orange one -- next color! | 1.1573 | 0.03881 | 89 | 75 | 14 | 0 |
1843 | Go back it’s a Trojan dog! | 1.1573 | 0.04491 | 89 | 77 | 10 | 2 |
1844 | It’s the only way to save the royal carpeting! | 1.1573 | 0.04491 | 89 | 77 | 10 | 2 |
1845 | No, no, no, RED, you idiot! | 1.1573 | 0.04197 | 89 | 76 | 12 | 1 |
1846 | We have nothing to fear, he’s bonevolent!! | 1.1573 | 0.04197 | 89 | 76 | 12 | 1 |
1847 | He is a bone-afide connoisseur of the yellow ones. | 1.1570 | 0.04067 | 121 | 106 | 11 | 4 |
1848 | It's not working. Prepare the cat catapult. | 1.1569 | 0.04350 | 102 | 89 | 10 | 3 |
1849 | The treats are breaking his teeth as we planned! | 1.1569 | 0.04120 | 102 | 88 | 12 | 2 |
1850 | I said taint the bones with something strong, not paint! | 1.1569 | 0.03878 | 102 | 87 | 14 | 1 |
1851 | The biscuits aren't working. I think he's clicker trained! | 1.1569 | 0.04350 | 102 | 89 | 10 | 3 |
1852 | And to think, we thought just a belly rub would do! | 1.1569 | 0.03619 | 102 | 86 | 16 | 0 |
1853 | He’s no Great Dane. He’s going to roll over. | 1.1569 | 0.04120 | 102 | 88 | 12 | 2 |
1854 | Knick! Knack! Paddy! Whack! Stop! Don't give him one more bone! | 1.1569 | 0.04120 | 102 | 88 | 12 | 2 |
1855 | Hold your fire. He has to play dead first. | 1.1569 | 0.03878 | 102 | 87 | 14 | 1 |
1856 | We should be rolling home in no time... | 1.1569 | 0.04120 | 102 | 88 | 12 | 2 |
1857 | Forget about the treats. Let's catapult the cats! | 1.1569 | 0.04120 | 102 | 88 | 12 | 2 |
1858 | Not mint! He likes the chicken ones! | 1.1569 | 0.03878 | 102 | 87 | 14 | 1 |
1859 | He wants the mint green one for his bad breath. | 1.1569 | 0.04120 | 102 | 88 | 12 | 2 |
1860 | Stop! He's not being a good boy! | 1.1566 | 0.04992 | 83 | 73 | 7 | 3 |
1861 | He only wants the yellow flavor! | 1.1566 | 0.04364 | 83 | 71 | 11 | 1 |
1862 | Oh NO! Now he wants blueberry flaxseed biscuits! | 1.1566 | 0.04689 | 83 | 72 | 9 | 2 |
1863 | Now it’s time for the chicken bones! | 1.1565 | 0.04205 | 115 | 101 | 10 | 4 |
1864 | Says his name is Clifford and the corgis moved out last year | 1.1565 | 0.03825 | 115 | 99 | 14 | 2 |
1865 | FLETCHER! HE'S ASKING IF THESE ARE ORGANIC?? | 1.1565 | 0.03620 | 115 | 98 | 16 | 1 |
1866 | He’ll shake on it! | 1.1562 | 0.04523 | 96 | 84 | 9 | 3 |
1867 | Prepare the Pooper Scooper. | 1.1562 | 0.04523 | 96 | 84 | 9 | 3 |
1868 | A couple more and I will have him playing dead. | 1.1562 | 0.04274 | 96 | 83 | 11 | 2 |
1869 | This moat is bone dry ! | 1.1562 | 0.04759 | 96 | 85 | 7 | 4 |
1870 | Remember…the castle is NOT a punishment; it’s his safe place. | 1.1562 | 0.04274 | 96 | 83 | 11 | 2 |
1871 | I thought he said "re-treat." | 1.1562 | 0.04523 | 96 | 84 | 9 | 3 |
1872 | She wants another orange. | 1.1562 | 0.04759 | 96 | 85 | 7 | 4 |
1873 | feed him and he'll sleep | 1.1562 | 0.04274 | 96 | 83 | 11 | 2 |
1874 | Hey, we can't get in yet. | 1.1562 | 0.04274 | 96 | 83 | 11 | 2 |
1875 | Now he wants the Holy Gruel | 1.1562 | 0.04274 | 96 | 83 | 11 | 2 |
1876 | He’s not being a good boy! | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1877 | Maybe fleas would work better. | 1.1560 | 0.03948 | 109 | 94 | 13 | 2 |
1878 | The one with fentanyl | 1.1558 | 0.05566 | 77 | 69 | 4 | 4 |
1879 | Tell Mother Hubbard we've taken care of the problem. | 1.1558 | 0.04914 | 77 | 67 | 8 | 2 |
1880 | Give me the ones with the breath freshener. | 1.1556 | 0.04154 | 90 | 77 | 12 | 1 |
1881 | Quick, quick another one before he notices the breach! | 1.1556 | 0.04154 | 90 | 77 | 12 | 1 |
1882 | Where's the beef? | 1.1556 | 0.04444 | 90 | 78 | 10 | 2 |
1883 | That's enough. Now we need a large biodegradable bag. | 1.1556 | 0.04975 | 90 | 80 | 6 | 4 |
1884 | Oh my God! Guys, he makes the cutest nom-nom noises! | 1.1556 | 0.04444 | 90 | 78 | 10 | 2 |
1885 | I think he's figured out what Bob Barker sent us to do! | 1.1556 | 0.04444 | 90 | 78 | 10 | 2 |
1886 | Less fiber! | 1.1556 | 0.04717 | 90 | 79 | 8 | 3 |
1887 | It's no good! Retreat! We'll try the Trojan Squirrel tonight. | 1.1556 | 0.04717 | 90 | 79 | 8 | 3 |
1888 | Unleash the tennis ball! | 1.1556 | 0.04444 | 90 | 78 | 10 | 2 |
1889 | Whose turn is it to take him for a walk? | 1.1556 | 0.04154 | 90 | 77 | 12 | 1 |
1890 | Whose idea was it to just throw him a bone and he’ll go away | 1.1556 | 0.04717 | 90 | 79 | 8 | 3 |
1891 | Now do you understand why the Trojans used wood?! | 1.1556 | 0.04444 | 90 | 78 | 10 | 2 |
1892 | Methinks he doth sitteth and stayeth. | 1.1556 | 0.04717 | 90 | 79 | 8 | 3 |
1893 | Am I getting paid overtime for this? | 1.1556 | 0.04154 | 90 | 77 | 12 | 1 |
1894 | Don’t tell me it’s just a puppy. Did you forget the little bunny from Monty Python? | 1.1556 | 0.04717 | 90 | 79 | 8 | 3 |
1895 | He says it's "tasty," but that it will take five more to get us over the wall . . . | 1.1556 | 0.04154 | 90 | 77 | 12 | 1 |
1896 | Saying “who’s a good boy” seems to be making him question his life choices. | 1.1553 | 0.04310 | 103 | 90 | 10 | 3 |
1897 | Quick, another bone! He'll be too busy to stop us from invading. | 1.1553 | 0.04083 | 103 | 89 | 12 | 2 |
1898 | He says he’ll be our best friend! | 1.1553 | 0.04310 | 103 | 90 | 10 | 3 |
1899 | Alright y’all can go, he let me pet him. | 1.1553 | 0.03843 | 103 | 88 | 14 | 1 |
1900 | Turn back, they have counter measures! | 1.1553 | 0.04310 | 103 | 90 | 10 | 3 |
1901 | 'I did say we shouldn't let her start eating before us' | 1.1553 | 0.03843 | 103 | 88 | 14 | 1 |
1902 | He says he prefers the mint ones. | 1.1552 | 0.03987 | 116 | 101 | 12 | 3 |
1903 | Did he specify 'choose me' or 'chews me'? | 1.1548 | 0.04637 | 84 | 73 | 9 | 2 |
1904 | We need more help! He's the runt of the litter! | 1.1548 | 0.04316 | 84 | 72 | 11 | 1 |
1905 | More yellow! Quickly! | 1.1548 | 0.04637 | 84 | 73 | 9 | 2 |
1906 | Enough with the treats! Someone get me a giant pooper scooper! | 1.1548 | 0.04637 | 84 | 73 | 9 | 2 |
1907 | Hurry, fill the catapult with kibbles and aim for his head | 1.1548 | 0.04316 | 84 | 72 | 11 | 1 |
1908 | YOU GUYS WERE TOTALLY RIGHT! IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A GIANT LIPSTICK! | 1.1548 | 0.04637 | 84 | 73 | 9 | 2 |
1909 | Wouldn't you agree that he's a good boy? | 1.1548 | 0.03970 | 84 | 71 | 13 | 0 |
1910 | Another one and she’ll play dead! | 1.1546 | 0.04713 | 97 | 86 | 7 | 4 |
1911 | Just go home, fellas! Adding color was a nice try, but King Dog has already figured out that this joke doesn't need a caption. | 1.1546 | 0.04713 | 97 | 86 | 7 | 4 |
1912 | Unfortunately for Neville, everyone else in the infantry thought RETREAT was hyphenated. | 1.1546 | 0.05148 | 97 | 88 | 3 | 6 |
1913 | Quick! Does anyone know who’s a good dog?! | 1.1546 | 0.03971 | 97 | 83 | 13 | 1 |
1914 | No, not the "good for the teeth" one! | 1.1546 | 0.04232 | 97 | 84 | 11 | 2 |
1915 | Clifforde Ye Big Olde Red Dog hath demanded more treatsies! | 1.1546 | 0.04232 | 97 | 84 | 11 | 2 |
1916 | Hold everything! Wants to know if they’re gluten-free! | 1.1546 | 0.04232 | 97 | 84 | 11 | 2 |
1917 | He says keep them coming or he'll spill the beans about what's inside the Big Horse. | 1.1546 | 0.03971 | 97 | 83 | 13 | 1 |
1918 | Keep them coming! The enemy will learn their lesson in a few hours! | 1.1546 | 0.03971 | 97 | 83 | 13 | 1 |
1919 | Send in the peanut butter catapult! | 1.1546 | 0.04232 | 97 | 84 | 11 | 2 |
1920 | As long as nothing more chewable and meaty comes along we’ll be fine. | 1.1545 | 0.03695 | 110 | 94 | 15 | 1 |
1921 | Someone go get a giant turkey! | 1.1545 | 0.03915 | 110 | 95 | 13 | 2 |
1922 | No, for God's sake -- no more yellow! Get me that pink one, stat -- she's about to blow... | 1.1545 | 0.04122 | 110 | 96 | 11 | 3 |
1923 | It worked! Bone appétit! | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
1924 | Somebody call Bunyan and tell him his dog broke loose again! | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
1925 | its working, send up a rubber ball. | 1.1538 | 0.03803 | 91 | 77 | 14 | 0 |
1926 | We're going to need the dogapult! | 1.1538 | 0.04668 | 91 | 80 | 8 | 3 |
1927 | Prithee makest thou all due speed, yay 'fore this most ravenous hound dothest finisheth yon crust and spyest mine own most mortal of coils upon which to sup. Post haste! I beggeth ye! | 1.1538 | 0.03809 | 104 | 89 | 14 | 1 |
1928 | He says he really needs to be let out into the yard | 1.1538 | 0.04271 | 104 | 91 | 10 | 3 |
1929 | Why is no one live-streaming this?! | 1.1538 | 0.04668 | 91 | 80 | 8 | 3 |
1930 | Yellow ones to sedate, green one to shoot and if nothing works, fire the pink one!! | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
1931 | This is working too well -- new plan | 1.1538 | 0.04046 | 104 | 90 | 12 | 2 |
1932 | OK, he's done. Bring on the poop bags!! | 1.1538 | 0.04046 | 104 | 90 | 12 | 2 |
1933 | Fetch me some more of those peace treaties! | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
1934 | Shhhhhh! The rest of his litter is sleeping. | 1.1538 | 0.04271 | 104 | 91 | 10 | 3 |
1935 | No more dog biscuits, guys—he just wants somebody to scratch behind his ears! | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
1936 | Bring up the tin can of pennies! | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
1937 | No, no. We need something wet! | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
1938 | Guys, the fact that a dyslexic wrote that we must retake the City of God does not change the mission. | 1.1538 | 0.03532 | 130 | 112 | 16 | 2 |
1939 | Well, obviously he's got a bone to pick... | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
1940 | No more yellow ones until he's willing to negotiate! | 1.1538 | 0.04271 | 104 | 91 | 10 | 3 |
1941 | Quick! Load the big tennis ball in the catapult! | 1.1538 | 0.04668 | 91 | 80 | 8 | 3 |
1942 | On the count of three! All chant—GOOD BOY GOOD BOY GOOD BOY! | 1.1538 | 0.04498 | 78 | 67 | 10 | 1 |
1943 | Hurry, he likes the chicken flavored ones! | 1.1538 | 0.04271 | 104 | 91 | 10 | 3 |
1944 | He's not a good boy... he's not a good boy! | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
1945 | He says border walls only foster distrust...but the biscuits are helping. | 1.1538 | 0.04484 | 104 | 92 | 8 | 4 |
1946 | This isn’t going to work!!!! Run away!! Run away!! | 1.1538 | 0.03803 | 91 | 77 | 14 | 0 |
1947 | Hurry! The SSRIs are wearing off! | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
1948 | F*ck the treats, bring in the rawhide bone! | 1.1538 | 0.04271 | 104 | 91 | 10 | 3 |
1949 | Quick. The catapult. | 1.1532 | 0.04087 | 111 | 97 | 11 | 3 |
1950 | He'll let us back in if we promise to stay off the furniture. | 1.1531 | 0.04192 | 98 | 85 | 11 | 2 |
1951 | Belay the biscuits. | 1.1531 | 0.04192 | 98 | 85 | 11 | 2 |
1952 | Get a leash! He needs a walkie! | 1.1531 | 0.04667 | 98 | 87 | 7 | 4 |
1953 | I think he's ready for the ball. | 1.1531 | 0.03656 | 98 | 83 | 15 | 0 |
1954 | Somebody go find cat! | 1.1531 | 0.04436 | 98 | 86 | 9 | 3 |
1955 | He likes tutti-frutti! | 1.1531 | 0.04192 | 98 | 85 | 11 | 2 |
1956 | Knock off that meowing! | 1.1531 | 0.04436 | 98 | 86 | 9 | 3 |
1957 | I know he is a glutton but he is the King’s best friend. | 1.1531 | 0.03933 | 98 | 84 | 13 | 1 |
1958 | Go Back! He isn't such a good boy and he isn't going to let us in. | 1.1531 | 0.04192 | 98 | 85 | 11 | 2 |
1959 | You haven’t heard of the Trojan dog? Really? | 1.1531 | 0.04192 | 98 | 85 | 11 | 2 |
1960 | Stop! She says we can use the front gate. | 1.1529 | 0.04269 | 85 | 73 | 11 | 1 |
1961 | We've found it, the large dog park! | 1.1529 | 0.04585 | 85 | 74 | 9 | 2 |
1962 | He now says he wants me also in addition to the biscuit! | 1.1529 | 0.05160 | 85 | 76 | 5 | 4 |
1963 | Quick, more bones—It’s really a dog eat dog world in there. | 1.1529 | 0.04585 | 85 | 74 | 9 | 2 |
1964 | Now, who's a good boy? | 1.1529 | 0.04585 | 85 | 74 | 9 | 2 |
1965 | Quick! We’re gonna need the giant tennis ball! | 1.1529 | 0.04269 | 85 | 73 | 11 | 1 |
1966 | Two more should be enough: one to 'lie down' and another to 'bang, bang, play dead.' | 1.1529 | 0.04269 | 85 | 73 | 11 | 1 |
1967 | We have a winner: Maple wasabi venison spice! | 1.1529 | 0.04585 | 85 | 74 | 9 | 2 |
1968 | He says if we rub his belly, we can have the castle. | 1.1529 | 0.04269 | 85 | 73 | 11 | 1 |
1969 | Send up the pistachio bone. | 1.1529 | 0.05160 | 85 | 76 | 5 | 4 |
1970 | Hold on! Did anyone add the tranquilizer? | 1.1529 | 0.03927 | 85 | 72 | 13 | 0 |
1971 | You’re not gonna believe what’s up here! | 1.1529 | 0.04585 | 85 | 74 | 9 | 2 |
1972 | It's no use! They have a Labrador! | 1.1529 | 0.04585 | 85 | 74 | 9 | 2 |
1973 | How do say "good dog" in french !? | 1.1525 | 0.03324 | 118 | 100 | 18 | 0 |
1974 | I think we've bitten off more than we can chew. | 1.1524 | 0.03775 | 105 | 90 | 14 | 1 |
1975 | One too many, he's gonna blow! | 1.1524 | 0.04232 | 105 | 92 | 10 | 3 |
1976 | Now we just have to teach him to lie down. | 1.1524 | 0.04010 | 105 | 91 | 12 | 2 |
1977 | Walls breached. Get the giant steaks! | 1.1524 | 0.03775 | 105 | 90 | 14 | 1 |
1978 | It's a female. Go get that big red dog, Clifford. Maybe we can distract her. | 1.1524 | 0.04010 | 105 | 91 | 12 | 2 |
1979 | Maybe we should give immigration reform another shot? | 1.1524 | 0.04010 | 105 | 91 | 12 | 2 |
1980 | News flash, guys. He is not colorblind. | 1.1524 | 0.04010 | 105 | 91 | 12 | 2 |
1981 | Forget the treats! Get me a giant scoop and a Hefty poop bag | 1.1522 | 0.04070 | 92 | 79 | 12 | 1 |
1982 | He seems to prefer the goose patè. | 1.1522 | 0.04070 | 92 | 79 | 12 | 1 |
1983 | The bones aren’t working! Go fetch the sacrificial Shih Tzu! | 1.1522 | 0.04872 | 92 | 82 | 6 | 4 |
1984 | We're almost out of cookies, someone grab a giant tennis ball. | 1.1522 | 0.04354 | 92 | 80 | 10 | 2 |
1985 | Get back! Looks like he's gonna hurl | 1.1522 | 0.04872 | 92 | 82 | 6 | 4 |
1986 | He says his name is Gulliver | 1.1522 | 0.04354 | 92 | 80 | 10 | 2 |
1987 | Come hither fellow knights. At last, our biscuits are working at a siege! | 1.1522 | 0.04354 | 92 | 80 | 10 | 2 |
1988 | They/them request no pink bones. Genderless bribing only. | 1.1522 | 0.04354 | 92 | 80 | 10 | 2 |
1989 | More treats! Fast! RE-TREAT! | 1.1522 | 0.04354 | 92 | 80 | 10 | 2 |
1990 | I I fi I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times- not the protein plus biscuits! | 1.1522 | 0.04620 | 92 | 81 | 8 | 3 |
1991 | Now he wants a bitch -- and make sure it's a virgin! | 1.1519 | 0.04445 | 79 | 68 | 10 | 1 |
1992 | Watch out below for the crumbs and slobber! | 1.1515 | 0.04152 | 99 | 86 | 11 | 2 |
1993 | If the Viagra doesn't keep him busy the laxative will. | 1.1515 | 0.04393 | 99 | 87 | 9 | 3 |
1994 | Forget the biscuits, go get the big cats! | 1.1515 | 0.04622 | 99 | 88 | 7 | 4 |
1995 | He says “No, you lay down.” | 1.1515 | 0.04622 | 99 | 88 | 7 | 4 |
1996 | Go get something for the giant cat! | 1.1515 | 0.04152 | 99 | 86 | 11 | 2 |
1997 | Send up he bones. He's nice. | 1.1515 | 0.04393 | 99 | 87 | 9 | 3 |
1998 | He's worried we bring fleas. | 1.1515 | 0.04622 | 99 | 88 | 7 | 4 |
1999 | I think this should be a part of the treaty. | 1.1515 | 0.04152 | 99 | 86 | 11 | 2 |
2000 | I think he likes the yellow ones | 1.1515 | 0.03896 | 99 | 85 | 13 | 1 |
2001 | It’s gonna be okay guys, I just checked and he’s been fixed | 1.1515 | 0.04393 | 99 | 87 | 9 | 3 |
2002 | Go, back; go, back! Our siege is doomed! She’s eating our weapons! | 1.1513 | 0.04071 | 119 | 105 | 10 | 4 |
2003 | I guess our mailman spoiled him. | 1.1512 | 0.04827 | 86 | 76 | 7 | 3 |
2004 | Run! His figured out these are plant based treats. | 1.1512 | 0.04535 | 86 | 75 | 9 | 2 |
2005 | Whoa! He doesn't like pink ones! | 1.1512 | 0.04535 | 86 | 75 | 9 | 2 |
2006 | Knick knack paddywhack, give the dog a bone. | 1.1512 | 0.04827 | 86 | 76 | 7 | 3 |
2007 | He only wants yellow! | 1.1512 | 0.04827 | 86 | 76 | 7 | 3 |
2008 | What happens when the cupboard goes bare? | 1.1512 | 0.04535 | 86 | 75 | 9 | 2 |
2009 | We are gunna need a BIG bag! | 1.1512 | 0.04535 | 86 | 75 | 9 | 2 |
2010 | Great news! He's hypoallergenic! | 1.1512 | 0.04223 | 86 | 74 | 11 | 1 |
2011 | I don't know if his name is Clifford or not! But some big red bones might be nice. | 1.1512 | 0.03885 | 86 | 73 | 13 | 0 |
2012 | our tax dollars are really going to the dogs | 1.1512 | 0.04223 | 86 | 74 | 11 | 1 |
2013 | He’s a good boy, bring out the Belly Rubber! | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
2014 | Quick! Give me more!! While we distract him, Jean Claude will sneak around and deliver their mail!! | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
2015 | He’s getting thirsty.Bring a bowl of water then we can make our move. | 1.1509 | 0.04195 | 106 | 93 | 10 | 3 |
2016 | This battle is turning into a real dogfight. | 1.1509 | 0.03494 | 106 | 90 | 16 | 0 |
2017 | Quick! This isn’t working. Bring on the chew toy! | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2018 | Hurry! We are weakening his defenses and he's about to become a good boy! | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2019 | Retreat! Retreat! He's not a good boy! | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2020 | He’s chewing at a much faster rate than we expected! Gather the troops and the treats! | 1.1509 | 0.03975 | 106 | 92 | 12 | 2 |
2021 | We thought the Children’s Crusade was bad, but this is ridiculous. | 1.1509 | 0.04404 | 106 | 94 | 8 | 4 |
2022 | He's a good boy with an unending appetite. Ready the bones! | 1.1509 | 0.03742 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
2023 | Yellow only! | 1.1505 | 0.03728 | 93 | 79 | 14 | 0 |
2024 | He says his name is Rupert and he is Clifford's cousin and he's here to stay. So keep the bones coming, knights. | 1.1505 | 0.04030 | 93 | 80 | 12 | 1 |
2025 | Whomever hath sayeth, 'Happiness shall be a peckish puppy" hath told porkies! | 1.1505 | 0.04030 | 93 | 80 | 12 | 1 |
2026 | Keep sending up the biscuits... he's almost ready for a nap. | 1.1505 | 0.04030 | 93 | 80 | 12 | 1 |
2027 | Stop guys! He said no! He's NOT a "good boy"! | 1.1505 | 0.04030 | 93 | 80 | 12 | 1 |
2028 | We might need to try lighting them on fire! | 1.1505 | 0.04310 | 93 | 81 | 10 | 2 |
2029 | Faster! Faster! His diet starts on the first of the year! | 1.1505 | 0.04030 | 93 | 80 | 12 | 1 |
2030 | When we get to a full wag we attack! | 1.1505 | 0.04310 | 93 | 81 | 10 | 2 |
2031 | He is French | 1.1504 | 0.03817 | 113 | 98 | 13 | 2 |
2032 | We're going to need a lot more bones! | 1.1504 | 0.04019 | 113 | 99 | 11 | 3 |
2033 | He only likes the yellow ones! Everyone else back off slowly! | 1.1504 | 0.03817 | 113 | 98 | 13 | 2 |
2034 | Keep ‘‘em coming we’ve got a serious foodie up here! | 1.1500 | 0.04740 | 80 | 70 | 8 | 2 |
2035 | Who's got the longest leg? | 1.1500 | 0.04017 | 80 | 68 | 12 | 0 |
2036 | Hey guys, he only wants the yellow ones and then he'll let us in. | 1.1500 | 0.04740 | 80 | 70 | 8 | 2 |
2037 | He said that he prefers kibbles ! | 1.1500 | 0.03589 | 100 | 85 | 15 | 0 |
2038 | Retreat! He just ate the dog whisperer! | 1.1500 | 0.04113 | 100 | 87 | 11 | 2 |
2039 | Cease the calming morsels, and let the neutering begin! | 1.1500 | 0.04017 | 80 | 68 | 12 | 0 |
2040 | He wants to know if we have any ketchup. | 1.1500 | 0.03860 | 100 | 86 | 13 | 1 |
2041 | Men-at-arms, we are in luck! It be a Labrador mix with an easygoing disposition easily subdued by doggy treats... | 1.1500 | 0.04017 | 80 | 68 | 12 | 0 |
2042 | Next time we’ll bring the ball! | 1.1500 | 0.04394 | 80 | 69 | 10 | 1 |
2043 | So good news and bad news about the Trojan dog biscuit plan guys. | 1.1500 | 0.05063 | 80 | 71 | 6 | 3 |
2044 | He says they're not made of milk or bones and he has no idea where they got the name. | 1.1500 | 0.05366 | 80 | 72 | 4 | 4 |
2045 | He promised he just wants one more treat | 1.1500 | 0.03589 | 100 | 85 | 15 | 0 |
2046 | Your bones are too big! | 1.1500 | 0.04113 | 100 | 87 | 11 | 2 |
2047 | It is the will of Dog! It is the will of Dog! | 1.1500 | 0.04578 | 100 | 89 | 7 | 4 |
2048 | Uh oh. He's asking if these are gluten free... | 1.1500 | 0.04394 | 80 | 69 | 10 | 1 |
2049 | As a guard dog, he’s definitely doing his job! | 1.1495 | 0.04365 | 107 | 95 | 8 | 4 |
2050 | He likes it. Give me another and you guy run around back. | 1.1495 | 0.04158 | 107 | 94 | 10 | 3 |
2051 | We're going to need more bones! | 1.1495 | 0.03710 | 107 | 92 | 14 | 1 |
2052 | Bone my ass this time! | 1.1495 | 0.03710 | 107 | 92 | 14 | 1 |
2053 | Don't give him anymore! he's on a diet | 1.1495 | 0.03710 | 107 | 92 | 14 | 1 |
2054 | more orange ones for God's sake | 1.1494 | 0.04486 | 87 | 76 | 9 | 2 |
2055 | He wants the blue one! Who forgot the blue one!? | 1.1494 | 0.05047 | 87 | 78 | 5 | 4 |
2056 | Have the catapult release the ball. | 1.1494 | 0.04486 | 87 | 76 | 9 | 2 |
2057 | Quick! Who's a good boy? | 1.1494 | 0.04775 | 87 | 77 | 7 | 3 |
2058 | Chicken is not working, try the basil flavor! | 1.1494 | 0.04178 | 87 | 75 | 11 | 1 |
2059 | Green one next, he wants to know if it tastes like Birkenstocks | 1.1494 | 0.04178 | 87 | 75 | 11 | 1 |
2060 | Hurry, we must offer the vegan one next! | 1.1494 | 0.04178 | 87 | 75 | 11 | 1 |
2061 | He prefers a Milk-Bone rather than an organic pumpkin flavor. | 1.1494 | 0.04178 | 87 | 75 | 11 | 1 |
2062 | Don’t just stand there! Tell him, ‘he’s a good boy!’ | 1.1494 | 0.04178 | 87 | 75 | 11 | 1 |
2063 | No! No more! Bring the lettuce! For God's sake, bring the lettuce! | 1.1494 | 0.04775 | 87 | 77 | 7 | 3 |
2064 | Stop! He needs gluten free! | 1.1494 | 0.04178 | 87 | 75 | 11 | 1 |
2065 | Quick! The green! | 1.1491 | 0.03786 | 114 | 99 | 13 | 2 |
2066 | We’re in luck! It’s not a meat eater. | 1.1491 | 0.03575 | 114 | 98 | 15 | 1 |
2067 | Quick! Stop the other men from battering down the gates | 1.1489 | 0.03990 | 94 | 81 | 12 | 1 |
2068 | Drop the bones, bring on the poop bags! | 1.1489 | 0.04527 | 94 | 83 | 8 | 3 |
2069 | Nick Nack, Paddy Whack, give a dog a bone… | 1.1489 | 0.03692 | 94 | 80 | 14 | 0 |
2070 | It prefers knight-flavored | 1.1489 | 0.03990 | 94 | 81 | 12 | 1 |
2071 | It is not clear if we are here for him or he is here for us anymore. | 1.1489 | 0.04267 | 94 | 82 | 10 | 2 |
2072 | Keep brnging the yellow ones! | 1.1489 | 0.03990 | 94 | 81 | 12 | 1 |
2073 | I don't think you put the sedative in this one! | 1.1489 | 0.04527 | 94 | 83 | 8 | 3 |
2074 | No more biscuits till we find a shovel! | 1.1489 | 0.03692 | 94 | 80 | 14 | 0 |
2075 | Guys I’m not sure we’re the vets the owner had in mind” | 1.1489 | 0.04267 | 94 | 82 | 10 | 2 |
2076 | No, you fools! I said STONES, not BONES! | 1.1489 | 0.03990 | 94 | 81 | 12 | 1 |
2077 | animal instinct is as ancient as it can be. | 1.1489 | 0.04773 | 94 | 84 | 6 | 4 |
2078 | He says he doesn’t like the yellow ones… | 1.1489 | 0.03990 | 94 | 81 | 12 | 1 |
2079 | Get me more chicken and we're in. | 1.1489 | 0.03692 | 94 | 80 | 14 | 0 |
2080 | We need a red one followed by a green one | 1.1489 | 0.03692 | 94 | 80 | 14 | 0 |
2081 | He wants one of you for a chew toy. | 1.1489 | 0.04267 | 94 | 82 | 10 | 2 |
2082 | Let’s go people, the networks need Clifford Bigger and Redder !!” | 1.1489 | 0.03990 | 94 | 81 | 12 | 1 |
2083 | Now wheel in the pooper scooper! | 1.1489 | 0.04267 | 94 | 82 | 10 | 2 |
2084 | I think the guy who wrote the memo that told us to bring offerings to dog was dyslexic. | 1.1489 | 0.04527 | 94 | 83 | 8 | 3 |
2085 | Enough with the bones, he wants a girlfriend" | 1.1486 | 0.04587 | 74 | 64 | 9 | 1 |
2086 | I'm kind of a cat person. | 1.1486 | 0.04587 | 74 | 64 | 9 | 1 |
2087 | It's the Fall Season so he's digging the Pumpkin Spice biscuits. | 1.1485 | 0.03824 | 101 | 87 | 13 | 1 |
2088 | Can you believe they didn't get a rescue? | 1.1485 | 0.04311 | 101 | 89 | 9 | 3 |
2089 | We'll need to go to plan B, bring out the peanut butter! | 1.1485 | 0.04311 | 101 | 89 | 9 | 3 |
2090 | Bring on the growth horbone | 1.1485 | 0.04311 | 101 | 89 | 9 | 3 |
2091 | It's not Clifford | 1.1485 | 0.03824 | 101 | 87 | 13 | 1 |
2092 | Go get the T-bones. | 1.1481 | 0.04343 | 81 | 70 | 10 | 1 |
2093 | These drugged bones don't seem to be working! What next? | 1.1481 | 0.04343 | 81 | 70 | 10 | 1 |
2094 | It's just one dog. The other four are lions. | 1.1481 | 0.05003 | 81 | 72 | 6 | 3 |
2095 | Knick knack patty whack keep the bones coming. | 1.1481 | 0.04685 | 81 | 71 | 8 | 2 |
2096 | Hurry, get more T-R-E-A-T-S! And run, don’t W-A-L-K! | 1.1481 | 0.05003 | 81 | 72 | 6 | 3 |
2097 | It looks like he's a good boy! Come on! | 1.1481 | 0.03678 | 108 | 93 | 14 | 1 |
2098 | Not another yellow one, you idiot. The green one with the sleepy stuff. Hurry | 1.1481 | 0.04685 | 81 | 71 | 8 | 2 |
2099 | Throw me another bone. | 1.1481 | 0.03678 | 108 | 93 | 14 | 1 |
2100 | Do I have your attention? | 1.1481 | 0.04121 | 108 | 95 | 10 | 3 |
2101 | What are we even doing?!?! | 1.1481 | 0.04685 | 81 | 71 | 8 | 2 |
2102 | Hurry and get the mayo!! | 1.1481 | 0.03678 | 108 | 93 | 14 | 1 |
2103 | Is the treat-y still valid if he doesn’t shake? | 1.1481 | 0.04685 | 81 | 71 | 8 | 2 |
2104 | He says they need salt! | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2105 | No,not the green one! Do YOU want to clean that up?! | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2106 | Game of Bones? I'm not setting one foot on this wall until you get my agent on the phone! | 1.1477 | 0.04723 | 88 | 78 | 7 | 3 |
2107 | I think it's enough for lifetime loyalty | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2108 | More biscuits! He's a very good boy. | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2109 | He wants fries with that! | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2110 | No! His Castle Contract Rider reads only YELLOW treats." | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2111 | It's not working. Call out the catapults! | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2112 | No No he says he wants spaghetti. | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2113 | This is not what I meant by "Retreat"! | 1.1474 | 0.04225 | 95 | 83 | 10 | 2 |
2114 | Well, the giant dog has become friendly, but now we’ve got to cross the moat of giant dog droppings. | 1.1474 | 0.03656 | 95 | 81 | 14 | 0 |
2115 | Nick! Nick! Paddy! Wack! Give the dog a bone! | 1.1474 | 0.03951 | 95 | 82 | 12 | 1 |
2116 | Trading our swords for giant dog bones was a great idea. | 1.1474 | 0.04225 | 95 | 83 | 10 | 2 |
2117 | Bring in the heavy artilleries boys, he just rolled over! | 1.1474 | 0.04482 | 95 | 84 | 8 | 3 |
2118 | More bones, hurry before he sees the open exit and confuses us for edibles. | 1.1474 | 0.03951 | 95 | 82 | 12 | 1 |
2119 | No more bone cookies! He's tired of being stereotyped! | 1.1474 | 0.04482 | 95 | 84 | 8 | 3 |
2120 | Okay, we got him to sit. Maybe the green one will make him roll over. | 1.1474 | 0.04482 | 95 | 84 | 8 | 3 |
2121 | I can’t tell if these CBD-infused treats are working! | 1.1474 | 0.04482 | 95 | 84 | 8 | 3 |
2122 | He wants cherry Garcia flavor. Or he eats us. | 1.1474 | 0.04225 | 95 | 83 | 10 | 2 |
2123 | Bring it up, Mikey likes it. | 1.1474 | 0.04956 | 95 | 86 | 4 | 5 |
2124 | At the bottom of the water slide we'll put a big doggie bowl | 1.1474 | 0.03951 | 95 | 82 | 12 | 1 |
2125 | Dinner time at barkingham palace | 1.1474 | 0.03951 | 95 | 82 | 12 | 1 |
2126 | Ho men start bringing me more, quick | 1.1474 | 0.03951 | 95 | 82 | 12 | 1 |
2127 | Hail to the chief. | 1.1474 | 0.03951 | 95 | 82 | 12 | 1 |
2128 | Quickly, call Gulliver! | 1.1471 | 0.04271 | 102 | 90 | 9 | 3 |
2129 | I bet they think I'm distracted. | 1.1471 | 0.04038 | 102 | 89 | 11 | 2 |
2130 | No! Not another yellow. Bring up the green one. | 1.1471 | 0.04038 | 102 | 89 | 11 | 2 |
2131 | He's colorblind so just bring the cheap stuff! | 1.1471 | 0.04038 | 102 | 89 | 11 | 2 |
2132 | All HAIL Liege Clifford! Where are the red treats, minions? | 1.1471 | 0.04038 | 102 | 89 | 11 | 2 |
2133 | Save the pink one for last. Anyway, he's colorblind. | 1.1471 | 0.04038 | 102 | 89 | 11 | 2 |
2134 | Keep that food coming. Fido is looking at me strangely. | 1.1468 | 0.04086 | 109 | 96 | 10 | 3 |
2135 | No more! We're running low on bags! | 1.1468 | 0.04289 | 109 | 97 | 8 | 4 |
2136 | Quick, give me the one with the Fentanyl! | 1.1467 | 0.05265 | 75 | 67 | 5 | 3 |
2137 | Tell the Dog Walkers Guild to prepare the leash! | 1.1467 | 0.04530 | 75 | 65 | 9 | 1 |
2138 | Must not anger Vesuvius! | 1.1467 | 0.04113 | 75 | 64 | 11 | 0 |
2139 | I was wrong! His bite is worse than his bark!! | 1.1467 | 0.04911 | 75 | 66 | 7 | 2 |
2140 | I don’t think we’ll get our space frisbee back this way. | 1.1466 | 0.03725 | 116 | 101 | 13 | 2 |
2141 | I hope he likes the other colors | 1.1466 | 0.03725 | 116 | 101 | 13 | 2 |
2142 | Cancel the bone suits! The beasty has developed a taste for them! | 1.1463 | 0.04631 | 82 | 72 | 8 | 2 |
2143 | Not a parapet. Just one. But he’s big! | 1.1463 | 0.04293 | 82 | 71 | 10 | 1 |
2144 | Keep the milk bones coming, he is showing signs of getting filled up. | 1.1461 | 0.04090 | 89 | 77 | 11 | 1 |
2145 | Sit! Sit! Roll over! | 1.1461 | 0.04673 | 89 | 79 | 7 | 3 |
2146 | He’s going to need a walk around the moat! | 1.1461 | 0.03765 | 89 | 76 | 13 | 0 |
2147 | Quick,get the biggest vacuum we have! | 1.1461 | 0.04090 | 89 | 77 | 11 | 1 |
2148 | Back off! They are going to eat our lunch? | 1.1461 | 0.04090 | 89 | 77 | 11 | 1 |
2149 | We'll need more supplies than ever. He deserves the world! | 1.1461 | 0.03765 | 89 | 76 | 13 | 0 |
2150 | I said Trojan HORSE not Trojan DOG! | 1.1461 | 0.04673 | 89 | 79 | 7 | 3 |
2151 | His tail is not wagging! | 1.1458 | 0.04183 | 96 | 84 | 10 | 2 |
2152 | He prefers Alpo. | 1.1458 | 0.04437 | 96 | 85 | 8 | 3 |
2153 | Do you think we could go back to the trojan horse idea? | 1.1458 | 0.04437 | 96 | 85 | 8 | 3 |
2154 | The Trojan Horse attempt messed up. Rovers Bite | 1.1458 | 0.04678 | 96 | 86 | 6 | 4 |
2155 | Flee! | 1.1458 | 0.03912 | 96 | 83 | 12 | 1 |
2156 | Now he's insisting on something for his pet cat. | 1.1458 | 0.04183 | 96 | 84 | 10 | 2 |
2157 | Let’s go, Nick, Knack, Patty, and Whack! | 1.1458 | 0.03912 | 96 | 83 | 12 | 1 |
2158 | It wants one with lots of cinnamon. | 1.1458 | 0.03912 | 96 | 83 | 12 | 1 |
2159 | Ok, one more and then we go for the W.A.L.K. | 1.1458 | 0.04183 | 96 | 84 | 10 | 2 |
2160 | We’re gonna need a bigger Milk-Bone! | 1.1458 | 0.04183 | 96 | 84 | 10 | 2 |
2161 | KEEP THEM COMING, HE'S ALMOST FULL ! | 1.1458 | 0.04678 | 96 | 86 | 6 | 4 |
2162 | Quickly, throw me another before the cat comes! | 1.1458 | 0.04183 | 96 | 84 | 10 | 2 |
2163 | Careful, she's in heat. | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2164 | hurry up with the pink one! | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2165 | Give me 'libertreats', or give me death! | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2166 | Charge | 1.1456 | 0.04232 | 103 | 91 | 9 | 3 |
2167 | Look, if you want that ball back we need to distract him with something? It’s either your prize oversized treats or one of us! | 1.1456 | 0.03755 | 103 | 89 | 13 | 1 |
2168 | Good news guys, he’s Vegan! | 1.1456 | 0.04451 | 103 | 92 | 7 | 4 |
2169 | Quick, who knows doggie Heimlich? | 1.1455 | 0.04051 | 110 | 97 | 10 | 3 |
2170 | His price has gone up; after each treat, a belly rub! | 1.1455 | 0.04051 | 110 | 97 | 10 | 3 |
2171 | Please don't tell me we're out of the gluten-free ones! | 1.1455 | 0.03615 | 110 | 95 | 14 | 1 |
2172 | Not that one - it gives him the zoomies! | 1.1455 | 0.04252 | 110 | 98 | 8 | 4 |
2173 | I don't think he understands when the treats are gone. | 1.1453 | 0.03889 | 117 | 103 | 11 | 3 |
2174 | No, no! No more wheat biscuits. He's allergic!! | 1.1447 | 0.04063 | 76 | 65 | 11 | 0 |
2175 | How do you say ‘good boy’ in French? | 1.1446 | 0.03884 | 83 | 71 | 12 | 0 |
2176 | Bad news. He's Saxon intolerant! | 1.1446 | 0.04889 | 83 | 74 | 6 | 3 |
2177 | Keep 'em, coming boys. The castle watch is in love with milk bones! | 1.1446 | 0.04245 | 83 | 72 | 10 | 1 |
2178 | It's no good; he's vegan | 1.1446 | 0.04578 | 83 | 73 | 8 | 2 |
2179 | We'll need a lot more. I just heard, the cat's NOT coming ! | 1.1446 | 0.04245 | 83 | 72 | 10 | 1 |
2180 | That's ok, I already gave him his treat. | 1.1446 | 0.03884 | 83 | 71 | 12 | 0 |
2181 | Hurry up, It's a dog eat bone world here. | 1.1444 | 0.04048 | 90 | 78 | 11 | 1 |
2182 | Worm pills to the front! | 1.1444 | 0.03726 | 90 | 77 | 13 | 0 |
2183 | He's a French dog. He said he'll surrender if we bring croissants! | 1.1444 | 0.04345 | 90 | 79 | 9 | 2 |
2184 | Enough with the cookies! He wants to know if any of you know how to do a Belly Rub? | 1.1444 | 0.03726 | 90 | 77 | 13 | 0 |
2185 | Hurry! He only needs eight more to beat the Doberman! | 1.1444 | 0.03726 | 90 | 77 | 13 | 0 |
2186 | Try the Himars! | 1.1444 | 0.04048 | 90 | 78 | 11 | 1 |
2187 | Quick! More bones! | 1.1444 | 0.04048 | 90 | 78 | 11 | 1 |
2188 | Still no wagging! At once, go get the peanut butter! | 1.1444 | 0.04048 | 90 | 78 | 11 | 1 |
2189 | What do you mean you've forgotten which one is laced with the tranquilizer? | 1.1444 | 0.04345 | 90 | 79 | 9 | 2 |
2190 | Quick -someone grab Clifford's lead | 1.1444 | 0.03726 | 90 | 77 | 13 | 0 |
2191 | Bring out the Doggie Bag! | 1.1444 | 0.04886 | 90 | 81 | 5 | 4 |
2192 | He wants more salsa. | 1.1444 | 0.04623 | 90 | 80 | 7 | 3 |
2193 | Tastes like Greeks. | 1.1444 | 0.04345 | 90 | 79 | 9 | 2 |
2194 | More! He's the King's Best Friend. | 1.1443 | 0.03875 | 97 | 84 | 12 | 1 |
2195 | Crunch time! Someone better find a purple treat--he's rejecting the colors we brought ... | 1.1443 | 0.04142 | 97 | 85 | 10 | 2 |
2196 | Tell Leonardo we don’t need him. | 1.1443 | 0.03587 | 97 | 83 | 14 | 0 |
2197 | How it was long ago, before the dogs got let out. | 1.1443 | 0.04394 | 97 | 86 | 8 | 3 |
2198 | It's working. Let's bone up our defenses. | 1.1443 | 0.04142 | 97 | 85 | 10 | 2 |
2199 | Hurry up, he wants to bone up on things! | 1.1443 | 0.03587 | 97 | 83 | 14 | 0 |
2200 | We need a large collar and leash. | 1.1443 | 0.03875 | 97 | 84 | 12 | 1 |
2201 | More! You've got to get more! | 1.1443 | 0.03587 | 97 | 83 | 14 | 0 |
2202 | No longer "Ivar the boneless" | 1.1443 | 0.03587 | 97 | 83 | 14 | 0 |
2203 | Move back guys! I think he's about to launch a projectile! | 1.1443 | 0.04142 | 97 | 85 | 10 | 2 |
2204 | Get this dog water, not bones. Drinking comes before food. | 1.1442 | 0.03722 | 104 | 90 | 13 | 1 |
2205 | Plan B: Load the treat buckets! | 1.1441 | 0.03807 | 111 | 97 | 12 | 2 |
2206 | Don't let him know we're leaving | 1.1429 | 0.04790 | 77 | 68 | 7 | 2 |
2207 | Bring more treats! The monster indeed is a good boy! | 1.1429 | 0.03838 | 98 | 85 | 12 | 1 |
2208 | Get ready for lots of donuts when his master shows up. | 1.1429 | 0.04006 | 91 | 79 | 11 | 1 |
2209 | He says no more lime or strawberry! He only wants the ones that taste like pee! | 1.1429 | 0.03929 | 105 | 92 | 11 | 2 |
2210 | He’s better trained!” | 1.1429 | 0.04156 | 105 | 93 | 9 | 3 |
2211 | I have no idea why only the oversized dog biscuits are in color . | 1.1429 | 0.04156 | 105 | 93 | 9 | 3 |
2212 | Quick, throw the chocolate one! | 1.1429 | 0.04300 | 91 | 80 | 9 | 2 |
2213 | Quick! Bring up the breath mint bones! | 1.1429 | 0.04351 | 98 | 87 | 8 | 3 |
2214 | He says the biscuits are just an appetizer. He's ready for some meat! | 1.1429 | 0.04300 | 91 | 80 | 9 | 2 |
2215 | He said he would prefer a squirrel. | 1.1429 | 0.04370 | 105 | 94 | 7 | 4 |
2216 | Melatonin flavor now! | 1.1429 | 0.04198 | 84 | 73 | 10 | 1 |
2217 | This dog bones | 1.1429 | 0.04833 | 84 | 75 | 6 | 3 |
2218 | Red! No. Blue! | 1.1429 | 0.04419 | 77 | 67 | 9 | 1 |
2219 | My dream is to be the artist, but ya gotta start somewhere. | 1.1429 | 0.04103 | 98 | 86 | 10 | 2 |
2220 | He just keeps saying 'Fetch!'" | 1.1429 | 0.04300 | 91 | 80 | 9 | 2 |
2221 | He’s such a good boy! Victory shall be ours! | 1.1429 | 0.03689 | 105 | 91 | 13 | 1 |
2222 | We need more treats!! | 1.1429 | 0.04351 | 98 | 87 | 8 | 3 |
2223 | Move it! We'll never have a better chance if getting rid of these MRE's!" | 1.1429 | 0.04351 | 98 | 87 | 8 | 3 |
2224 | I said PALEO, not pink and yellow! | 1.1429 | 0.04351 | 98 | 87 | 8 | 3 |
2225 | Go find Clifford | 1.1429 | 0.04370 | 105 | 94 | 7 | 4 |
2226 | No more giant biscuits unless someone brought the giant pooper scooper! | 1.1429 | 0.04370 | 105 | 94 | 7 | 4 |
2227 | Bone Up, guys! | 1.1429 | 0.04103 | 98 | 86 | 10 | 2 |
2228 | Everyone up on the wall. He craves attention. | 1.1429 | 0.04833 | 84 | 75 | 6 | 3 |
2229 | He wants a dozen ribeye steaks before he will open the gates. | 1.1429 | 0.03838 | 98 | 85 | 12 | 1 |
2230 | Hey! Get more yellow ones!" | 1.1429 | 0.04300 | 91 | 80 | 9 | 2 |
2231 | He said they taste “rough.” | 1.1429 | 0.04527 | 84 | 74 | 8 | 2 |
2232 | C’mon guys. He says he wants more chicken flavour. | 1.1429 | 0.04300 | 91 | 80 | 9 | 2 |
2233 | He only wants the banana flavored ones!!! | 1.1429 | 0.04103 | 98 | 86 | 10 | 2 |
2234 | The neighbors didn’t like him pooping in their yard!! | 1.1429 | 0.04419 | 77 | 67 | 9 | 1 |
2235 | She's got a whole litter in there! | 1.1429 | 0.04103 | 98 | 86 | 10 | 2 |
2236 | Hold it, he does'nt like yellow bones | 1.1429 | 0.04351 | 98 | 87 | 8 | 3 |
2237 | It’s no good boys. Bring on the rolling old men. | 1.1429 | 0.03841 | 84 | 72 | 12 | 0 |
2238 | Forget the trojan horse, keep bringing dog biscuits! | 1.1429 | 0.04300 | 91 | 80 | 9 | 2 |
2239 | Send the messenger! It's time for the cats to scale the back wall! | 1.1429 | 0.04198 | 84 | 73 | 10 | 1 |
2240 | Fall back. We may have to wait for afternoon walkies!” | 1.1429 | 0.04103 | 98 | 86 | 10 | 2 |
2241 | I said blue you idiots! | 1.1429 | 0.05121 | 84 | 76 | 4 | 4 |
2242 | Stop! He's a bad dog--he ate Santa! | 1.1429 | 0.03929 | 105 | 92 | 11 | 2 |
2243 | You there -- with the pink. The hell are you doing? | 1.1429 | 0.04833 | 84 | 75 | 6 | 3 |
2244 | I don’t like the look of this. Do we still have the Trojan Horse in storage? | 1.1429 | 0.03929 | 105 | 92 | 11 | 2 |
2245 | NOT the meat-flavored one! | 1.1429 | 0.04006 | 91 | 79 | 11 | 1 |
2246 | Ah! The Duke of Doggie doth request a dollop of moat quaff to sate his biscuity thirst! | 1.1429 | 0.04300 | 91 | 80 | 9 | 2 |
2247 | One more and he'll calm down for sure | 1.1429 | 0.04575 | 91 | 81 | 7 | 3 |
2248 | Bone Brigade Coming! | 1.1429 | 0.03929 | 105 | 92 | 11 | 2 |
2249 | We just call it "Game of Bones" | 1.1429 | 0.04835 | 91 | 82 | 5 | 4 |
2250 | Retreat, he knows why we're here! | 1.1429 | 0.04006 | 91 | 79 | 11 | 1 |
2251 | Hold your fire, men. Mikey likes it. | 1.1429 | 0.04006 | 91 | 79 | 11 | 1 |
2252 | The brown bones ! | 1.1429 | 0.03689 | 105 | 91 | 13 | 1 |
2253 | Terry,I said it likes the yellow ones - YELLOW! It won't be suchagoodboy forever! | 1.1429 | 0.03841 | 84 | 72 | 12 | 0 |
2254 | It was a bit over-the-top for a kindergarten birthday party… | 1.1429 | 0.03689 | 91 | 78 | 13 | 0 |
2255 | Don't run for your lives...he will think we are playing fetch | 1.1429 | 0.04006 | 91 | 79 | 11 | 1 |
2256 | It's my turn to take Sparky for a rampage. | 1.1416 | 0.03526 | 113 | 98 | 14 | 1 |
2257 | Quick, someone get the leash for the W-A-L-K, we’re losing him! | 1.1416 | 0.03526 | 113 | 98 | 14 | 1 |
2258 | Tis nothing to fear my men! For the owner hath not donned the “beware of dog” sign out front! | 1.1415 | 0.03656 | 106 | 92 | 13 | 1 |
2259 | He is! He is! He’s a very good boy, isn’t he? | 1.1414 | 0.04064 | 99 | 87 | 10 | 2 |
2260 | This explains why they requested doggy treats for tribute. | 1.1414 | 0.04064 | 99 | 87 | 10 | 2 |
2261 | No more bones! It's not working! No more bones! | 1.1414 | 0.03801 | 99 | 86 | 12 | 1 |
2262 | Now where is that really big frisbee? | 1.1414 | 0.04310 | 99 | 88 | 8 | 3 |
2263 | Does anyone have a poop bag? | 1.1414 | 0.04310 | 99 | 88 | 8 | 3 |
2264 | His tail stopped wagging! We've gotta pick up the pace... | 1.1414 | 0.03801 | 99 | 86 | 12 | 1 |
2265 | Boys, which treat comes with the sleeping dose? | 1.1414 | 0.04064 | 99 | 87 | 10 | 2 |
2266 | The Trojan Rawr | 1.1414 | 0.04064 | 99 | 87 | 10 | 2 |
2267 | Now, load the kibble cannon! | 1.1413 | 0.04528 | 92 | 82 | 7 | 3 |
2268 | Quick, bring-up the one laced with Benadryl. | 1.1413 | 0.04784 | 92 | 83 | 5 | 4 |
2269 | Turns out his life is quite conditional | 1.1413 | 0.04528 | 92 | 82 | 7 | 3 |
2270 | Only two more castles and I’ll be a three-dog knight. | 1.1413 | 0.04528 | 92 | 82 | 7 | 3 |
2271 | Quick before he just steps over the wall. | 1.1413 | 0.04256 | 92 | 81 | 9 | 2 |
2272 | He says keep it coming or he's going to take a shit that will wipe out all intelligent life as we know it. | 1.1413 | 0.04256 | 92 | 81 | 9 | 2 |
2273 | He only like plain Milkbones. Get those other flavors out of here! | 1.1413 | 0.03965 | 92 | 80 | 11 | 1 |
2274 | Hopefully we can get it to play dead. | 1.1413 | 0.03652 | 92 | 79 | 13 | 0 |
2275 | Taste test is over. He's good with salted caramel. | 1.1413 | 0.03965 | 92 | 80 | 11 | 1 |
2276 | I'm starting to think that appeasing him with treats our size is not a good idea. | 1.1413 | 0.04256 | 92 | 81 | 9 | 2 |
2277 | He says the pink ones will stunt his growth. | 1.1413 | 0.03965 | 92 | 80 | 11 | 1 |
2278 | It's not so ruff; at least we don't have to pick up after him like those poor saps at the other fortress attending to that big red dog. | 1.1413 | 0.04256 | 92 | 81 | 9 | 2 |
2279 | Knick-Knack, Paddy-Whack, give a dog a bone before the old man comes rolling home! | 1.1413 | 0.03965 | 92 | 80 | 11 | 1 |
2280 | Top Dog! And still you beg for treats… | 1.1413 | 0.03965 | 92 | 80 | 11 | 1 |
2281 | He wants to know if you have anything vegan? | 1.1413 | 0.04256 | 92 | 81 | 9 | 2 |
2282 | Prepayre the trebuchet!! 'Tis a Marm'O'duykke!! | 1.1412 | 0.04476 | 85 | 75 | 8 | 2 |
2283 | Fetch the trebuchet! | 1.1412 | 0.04476 | 85 | 75 | 8 | 2 |
2284 | Their defenses are showing dogged determination. | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2285 | Yo this dog big af” “Dayum, fr | 1.1412 | 0.05063 | 85 | 77 | 4 | 4 |
2286 | This hood makes me look like a sausage! | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2287 | He's a Labrador, Keep the treats coming! | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2288 | Looks like we need more bricks. | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2289 | Wait, he’s slowing down. Get the squeaky toy! | 1.1412 | 0.04779 | 85 | 76 | 6 | 3 |
2290 | Fetch more! Fido’s getting restless! | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2291 | Throw the dog a colorful bone. | 1.1410 | 0.04732 | 78 | 69 | 7 | 2 |
2292 | If we only had something to deliver Amazon’s. | 1.1410 | 0.04732 | 78 | 69 | 7 | 2 |
2293 | Calming colors only. | 1.1410 | 0.05072 | 78 | 70 | 5 | 3 |
2294 | You idiots. Where's the trebuchet? | 1.1410 | 0.04732 | 78 | 69 | 7 | 2 |
2295 | We need more treats, he’s been a good boy! | 1.1410 | 0.04732 | 78 | 69 | 7 | 2 |
2296 | Watch your fingers when you give it to him! | 1.1408 | 0.04616 | 71 | 62 | 8 | 1 |
2297 | Turns out, size actually doesn’t matter. | 1.1404 | 0.03712 | 114 | 100 | 12 | 2 |
2298 | Oh my gosh, a giant dog, for our giant dog bones! | 1.1402 | 0.03624 | 107 | 93 | 13 | 1 |
2299 | He destroyed our peace offering... He wants war! | 1.1402 | 0.03624 | 107 | 93 | 13 | 1 |
2300 | Shoot me the milk bones, he's just a puppy! | 1.1402 | 0.03860 | 107 | 94 | 11 | 2 |
2301 | Just humor him till he stops competing with that cat. | 1.1402 | 0.03860 | 107 | 94 | 11 | 2 |
2302 | He likes the chicken flavor! Send up another one! | 1.1402 | 0.04292 | 107 | 96 | 7 | 4 |
2303 | He wants his squeaky kitty and he wants it now! | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2304 | Bad teeth, soak those in the moat. | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2305 | We're gonna need a bigger dog biscuit! | 1.1400 | 0.04499 | 100 | 90 | 6 | 4 |
2306 | Hey, Exeter! Do you still have those French tennis balls? | 1.1400 | 0.04269 | 100 | 89 | 8 | 3 |
2307 | Oh No! He wants me to eat a yellow one too! | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2308 | Just a few more and we’re in! | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2309 | Oh my god!" He suspects the real reason we call these dog bones | 1.1400 | 0.03766 | 100 | 87 | 12 | 1 |
2310 | Satisfy him and we shall win!! | 1.1400 | 0.03487 | 100 | 86 | 14 | 0 |
2311 | Hurry up, lads! This puppy isn’t going to floss itself. | 1.1400 | 0.04025 | 100 | 88 | 10 | 2 |
2312 | All we have to do is keep throwing him a bone. | 1.1398 | 0.03615 | 93 | 80 | 13 | 0 |
2313 | Quick! The dastardly fiends let the dog out. | 1.1398 | 0.03615 | 93 | 80 | 13 | 0 |
2314 | Halt, he said he feels like an imposter who does not deserve all these rewards | 1.1398 | 0.03925 | 93 | 81 | 11 | 1 |
2315 | Idiots. The order was for a sneak attack! | 1.1398 | 0.03615 | 93 | 80 | 13 | 0 |
2316 | Uh oh, he’s got that look that says it’s time for a walk! | 1.1398 | 0.04481 | 93 | 83 | 7 | 3 |
2317 | Did anyone bring an industrial-size poop bag? | 1.1398 | 0.03615 | 93 | 80 | 13 | 0 |
2318 | Oh God, there's a Labradoodle in there too! | 1.1398 | 0.04213 | 93 | 82 | 9 | 2 |
2319 | Saddle the horses! We're going to need to make another trip to Costco. | 1.1398 | 0.04481 | 93 | 83 | 7 | 3 |
2320 | He says he wants real bones next time, not cartoon bones! | 1.1398 | 0.03615 | 93 | 80 | 13 | 0 |
2321 | It can see color! | 1.1398 | 0.04213 | 93 | 82 | 9 | 2 |
2322 | He likes it, so let me feed him, and you go around and capture the castle. | 1.1398 | 0.03925 | 93 | 81 | 11 | 1 |
2323 | We should’ve gone with peanut butter! | 1.1398 | 0.03615 | 93 | 80 | 13 | 0 |
2324 | He bites! | 1.1398 | 0.03615 | 93 | 80 | 13 | 0 |
2325 | Honestly, the bite looks worse than the bark! | 1.1398 | 0.03925 | 93 | 81 | 11 | 1 |
2326 | Leave it! Good boy… | 1.1398 | 0.03925 | 93 | 81 | 11 | 1 |
2327 | ' Keep it going guys! We won't be able to keep him in the dog house for long! ' | 1.1398 | 0.03925 | 93 | 81 | 11 | 1 |
2328 | Hey, throw me a bone here guys! | 1.1395 | 0.04106 | 86 | 75 | 10 | 1 |
2329 | It's not a guard dog -- it's a Chow Chow! | 1.1395 | 0.04106 | 86 | 75 | 10 | 1 |
2330 | Change of plans…he doesn’t like cinnamon. | 1.1395 | 0.04427 | 86 | 76 | 8 | 2 |
2331 | He just ate Murphy! Get me a giant pair of tongs! | 1.1395 | 0.04726 | 86 | 77 | 6 | 3 |
2332 | She's growling, '...only that pink one...' | 1.1395 | 0.05007 | 86 | 78 | 4 | 4 |
2333 | The tail is wagging! The wall will be down before you can say 'good boy!' | 1.1395 | 0.04427 | 86 | 76 | 8 | 2 |
2334 | He told me to fetch, or else! | 1.1395 | 0.04106 | 86 | 75 | 10 | 1 |
2335 | Tim, it's neither a rifle nor a telescope and, by gum, Steve, lift with your legs! | 1.1395 | 0.04106 | 86 | 75 | 10 | 1 |
2336 | Get rid of the real bones - he's vegan. | 1.1395 | 0.04427 | 86 | 76 | 8 | 2 |
2337 | He says he’s ready to sign the treaty. | 1.1395 | 0.04106 | 86 | 75 | 10 | 1 |
2338 | The bigger the dog, the bigger the bone. | 1.1395 | 0.04427 | 86 | 76 | 8 | 2 |
2339 | Oh no,he likes the yellow ones too! | 1.1395 | 0.04106 | 86 | 75 | 10 | 1 |
2340 | Their defences are too strong! These weapons are useless! | 1.1395 | 0.04726 | 86 | 77 | 6 | 3 |
2341 | We need to pull out the big scones. | 1.1392 | 0.03920 | 79 | 68 | 11 | 0 |
2342 | He is sitting and staying, a few more and we may be able to get him to play dead! | 1.1392 | 0.03920 | 79 | 68 | 11 | 0 |
2343 | HE'S DRY!!...LOAD UP THE GRAVY VAT LAUNCHER! | 1.1392 | 0.04675 | 79 | 70 | 7 | 2 |
2344 | You fell for that dog? | 1.1392 | 0.03920 | 79 | 68 | 11 | 0 |
2345 | We don't want him warning the others! | 1.1391 | 0.03469 | 115 | 100 | 14 | 1 |
2346 | Nick, Zach, Patty, Jack! Give the dog a bone! | 1.1389 | 0.03826 | 108 | 95 | 11 | 2 |
2347 | Ok, He said he’ll let us storm the gates if we throw a cannon-ball for him | 1.1386 | 0.04229 | 101 | 90 | 8 | 3 |
2348 | Toss Me a Bone! | 1.1386 | 0.04229 | 101 | 90 | 8 | 3 |
2349 | Not those ones! He bit Ulrich’s head off when it wasn’t orange. | 1.1386 | 0.03731 | 101 | 88 | 12 | 1 |
2350 | Hurry up with those biscuits so that he won't bark or eat us. | 1.1386 | 0.03988 | 101 | 89 | 10 | 2 |
2351 | Comrades, the beast shan't stayeth a good boy forever! | 1.1386 | 0.04229 | 101 | 90 | 8 | 3 |
2352 | It looks hungry - run away, run away! | 1.1386 | 0.04229 | 101 | 90 | 8 | 3 |
2353 | A bone for the big doggy. | 1.1386 | 0.04229 | 101 | 90 | 8 | 3 |
2354 | THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!! | 1.1383 | 0.03886 | 94 | 82 | 11 | 1 |
2355 | STOP! He’ll jump out if you throw them up. | 1.1383 | 0.03886 | 94 | 82 | 11 | 1 |
2356 | No more bones, this bread is vegetarian and he is now very annoyed | 1.1383 | 0.04170 | 94 | 83 | 9 | 2 |
2357 | It's o.k. He knows he's a good boy! | 1.1383 | 0.03886 | 94 | 82 | 11 | 1 |
2358 | He's wagging his tail - make ready the chew toy! | 1.1383 | 0.04170 | 94 | 83 | 9 | 2 |
2359 | Gulliver’s puppy likes the yellow! | 1.1383 | 0.03886 | 94 | 82 | 11 | 1 |
2360 | It's just until Gulliver gets back. | 1.1383 | 0.04170 | 94 | 83 | 9 | 2 |
2361 | Superszize them ... and fast! | 1.1383 | 0.04170 | 94 | 83 | 9 | 2 |
2362 | He says he’d like a real chicken … and a belly rub. | 1.1383 | 0.04170 | 94 | 83 | 9 | 2 |
2363 | It's working! Bring on the Trojan Cat! | 1.1379 | 0.04674 | 87 | 78 | 6 | 3 |
2364 | Who forgot the coffee | 1.1379 | 0.04379 | 87 | 77 | 8 | 2 |
2365 | Anything to keep him from marking his territory! | 1.1379 | 0.04062 | 87 | 76 | 10 | 1 |
2366 | This isn't working...we should have brought the giant tennis ball! | 1.1379 | 0.04062 | 87 | 76 | 10 | 1 |
2367 | Send in the peanut butter! | 1.1379 | 0.04379 | 87 | 77 | 8 | 2 |
2368 | Anyone bring a poop scoop bag? | 1.1379 | 0.04062 | 87 | 76 | 10 | 1 |
2369 | OK. Now the one with the rohypnol. | 1.1379 | 0.04062 | 87 | 76 | 10 | 1 |
2370 | Courage, men! At least he's not hurling cows and ducks at us! | 1.1379 | 0.04062 | 87 | 76 | 10 | 1 |
2371 | Well, I don't think he looks like a good boy. | 1.1379 | 0.04062 | 87 | 76 | 10 | 1 |
2372 | Quickly! More treats! more treats! | 1.1379 | 0.03718 | 87 | 75 | 12 | 0 |
2373 | No! The red one, the RED one! | 1.1379 | 0.04379 | 87 | 77 | 8 | 2 |
2374 | Hold on… kibbles and bits. | 1.1379 | 0.04674 | 87 | 78 | 6 | 3 |
2375 | Better make them bigger, and all yellow | 1.1379 | 0.04062 | 87 | 76 | 10 | 1 |
2376 | There’s a special package waiting for one of you over this wall. Bring a shovel. | 1.1379 | 0.04062 | 87 | 76 | 10 | 1 |
2377 | This isn’t working go back and get a bunch of tennis balls!” | 1.1379 | 0.04379 | 87 | 77 | 8 | 2 |
2378 | They are bad to the bone | 1.1379 | 0.03652 | 116 | 102 | 12 | 2 |
2379 | Piece of bone to convince they all need me | 1.1379 | 0.04062 | 87 | 76 | 10 | 1 |
2380 | He says your taxes have been increased by five dogbones each. | 1.1376 | 0.03793 | 109 | 96 | 11 | 2 |
2381 | Quick,before he has a meltdown! | 1.1376 | 0.03793 | 109 | 96 | 11 | 2 |
2382 | Distracting him with a bone isn't working - bring up the cat! | 1.1375 | 0.04263 | 80 | 70 | 9 | 1 |
2383 | Back-up! Bone-shaped stone is not a weapon | 1.1375 | 0.03875 | 80 | 69 | 11 | 0 |
2384 | Get up here fast, while he's still looking at the biscuits and not us! | 1.1375 | 0.03875 | 80 | 69 | 11 | 0 |
2385 | Here's the pitch: Clifford the Big, Red Dog vs. Monty Python's Flying Circus! | 1.1375 | 0.04950 | 80 | 72 | 5 | 3 |
2386 | There is a large dog up here! How fortuitous that we came with large milkbones. | 1.1375 | 0.04620 | 80 | 71 | 7 | 2 |
2387 | All right! It’s Milk Bone Offensive! Yellow good! Drop the fricking magenta Percy! | 1.1375 | 0.03875 | 80 | 69 | 11 | 0 |
2388 | I think our intelligence was wrong. He is a good boy. | 1.1375 | 0.04263 | 80 | 70 | 9 | 1 |
2389 | Hey Sparky, I think they're handing out the next round of stimulus checks! | 1.1373 | 0.03951 | 102 | 90 | 10 | 2 |
2390 | Courage men! It looks like he's still hungry! | 1.1373 | 0.03951 | 102 | 90 | 10 | 2 |
2391 | He says he wants chew toys! | 1.1373 | 0.03951 | 102 | 90 | 10 | 2 |
2392 | It’s not an African Swallow! | 1.1373 | 0.04629 | 102 | 93 | 4 | 5 |
2393 | Yes,this is Clifford the big red dog. | 1.1373 | 0.04189 | 102 | 91 | 8 | 3 |
2394 | Wait till you see his best friend! | 1.1373 | 0.04189 | 102 | 91 | 8 | 3 |
2395 | He says he now wants his squeaky toy. | 1.1371 | 0.03499 | 124 | 109 | 13 | 2 |
2396 | Okay, now bring up the grappling hooks, siege towers, and jumbo squeaky toy. | 1.1370 | 0.04497 | 73 | 64 | 8 | 1 |
2397 | Give him the one with the Vitamin A | 1.1368 | 0.03848 | 95 | 83 | 11 | 1 |
2398 | It's working--throw the next one! | 1.1368 | 0.03848 | 95 | 83 | 11 | 1 |
2399 | Once more into the pooch, dear friends! | 1.1368 | 0.03848 | 95 | 83 | 11 | 1 |
2400 | Have you guys noticed how stupid these caption contest cartoons have become? What's that? Oh, yeah, toss up another... it's working. But these contest cartoons... wow! What a joke! | 1.1368 | 0.04875 | 95 | 87 | 3 | 5 |
2401 | Alright now one of you grab the cannonball we lost. | 1.1368 | 0.03848 | 95 | 83 | 11 | 1 |
2402 | Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! | 1.1368 | 0.04391 | 95 | 85 | 7 | 3 |
2403 | We’ve breached the kennel walls, now the king demands a treat-y! | 1.1368 | 0.03545 | 95 | 82 | 13 | 0 |
2404 | I don’t think we’ve brought enough treats | 1.1368 | 0.03545 | 95 | 82 | 13 | 0 |
2405 | He likes the CBD ones, but now he wants pizza. | 1.1368 | 0.03848 | 95 | 83 | 11 | 1 |
2406 | Keep 'em coming; the cat brigade is on the way! | 1.1368 | 0.03848 | 95 | 83 | 11 | 1 |
2407 | Forget it guys, he doesn't want to ruin his dinner. | 1.1368 | 0.03848 | 95 | 83 | 11 | 1 |
2408 | Send in the gluten-free!!! | 1.1368 | 0.04639 | 95 | 86 | 5 | 4 |
2409 | I'm going in while we still have the bone advantage. | 1.1368 | 0.03545 | 95 | 82 | 13 | 0 |
2410 | Quick. He only likes the red ones. | 1.1368 | 0.04129 | 95 | 84 | 9 | 2 |
2411 | Those inflatables won’t protect you!” Eflor Rolfe, London U. | 1.1364 | 0.04331 | 88 | 78 | 8 | 2 |
2412 | Not another bone! Launch the ball. | 1.1364 | 0.04019 | 88 | 77 | 10 | 1 |
2413 | Take those away! He only likes the orange ones! | 1.1364 | 0.04331 | 88 | 78 | 8 | 2 |
2414 | Nine more bones before this old man stops rolling home. | 1.1364 | 0.04623 | 88 | 79 | 6 | 3 |
2415 | I think I just figured out why the moat smells so foul. | 1.1364 | 0.04019 | 88 | 77 | 10 | 1 |
2416 | Just as I suspected, we're going to need more biscuits. | 1.1364 | 0.04331 | 88 | 78 | 8 | 2 |
2417 | HE WANTS KETCHUP | 1.1364 | 0.04623 | 88 | 79 | 6 | 3 |
2418 | Dog biscuits aren't working! Find some bully sticks! | 1.1359 | 0.03663 | 103 | 90 | 12 | 1 |
2419 | Enough with the Dog Biscuits, now he wants a REALLY BIGMac! | 1.1359 | 0.03914 | 103 | 91 | 10 | 2 |
2420 | The Royal Courtyard needs large cleanup satchels. | 1.1359 | 0.03914 | 103 | 91 | 10 | 2 |
2421 | Hey, we should start eating these! | 1.1359 | 0.03663 | 103 | 90 | 12 | 1 |
2422 | He is indeed a good boy, sire! | 1.1359 | 0.03663 | 103 | 90 | 12 | 1 |
2423 | Yes, I mean RIGHT NOW! | 1.1359 | 0.03663 | 103 | 90 | 12 | 1 |
2424 | He doesn't like the chicken flavor! Give me the fish one! | 1.1358 | 0.04214 | 81 | 71 | 9 | 1 |
2425 | Not treats! Trebuchets! | 1.1358 | 0.04214 | 81 | 71 | 9 | 1 |
2426 | OK. Sneak around the back while I've got him distracted. | 1.1358 | 0.04565 | 81 | 72 | 7 | 2 |
2427 | The beast must be fed. Onward | 1.1358 | 0.04565 | 81 | 72 | 7 | 2 |
2428 | We need to rethink our weapons doctrine! | 1.1358 | 0.04565 | 81 | 72 | 7 | 2 |
2429 | We may need the dogapult! | 1.1354 | 0.03511 | 96 | 83 | 13 | 0 |
2430 | His bite is worst than his chew. | 1.1354 | 0.04593 | 96 | 87 | 5 | 4 |
2431 | Quick! Give me the green one and then run like hell! | 1.1354 | 0.04348 | 96 | 86 | 7 | 3 |
2432 | He doesn’t want to start a fight! He says he just wanted a bone to pick! | 1.1354 | 0.04348 | 96 | 86 | 7 | 3 |
2433 | Hurry hurry.. More yellow!! | 1.1354 | 0.04088 | 96 | 85 | 9 | 2 |
2434 | Quick! Get some Alpo! | 1.1354 | 0.03511 | 96 | 83 | 13 | 0 |
2435 | Make no bones about it, he's gluten free! | 1.1354 | 0.03511 | 96 | 83 | 13 | 0 |
2436 | He wants the pink one next. | 1.1354 | 0.03511 | 96 | 83 | 13 | 0 |
2437 | Quick! The green one! | 1.1354 | 0.04088 | 96 | 85 | 9 | 2 |
2438 | Throw the dog a bone! | 1.1354 | 0.04348 | 96 | 86 | 7 | 3 |
2439 | No one gets a coffee break today! | 1.1354 | 0.03511 | 96 | 83 | 13 | 0 |
2440 | Knick knack, paddy whack... | 1.1351 | 0.05207 | 74 | 67 | 4 | 3 |
2441 | Keep the doggie biscuits coming lest he unleash his fearsome breath! | 1.1351 | 0.03502 | 111 | 97 | 13 | 1 |
2442 | He said he just wants more grey ones! | 1.1351 | 0.04001 | 74 | 64 | 10 | 0 |
2443 | Turn back, men! We're running out of positive reinforcements! | 1.1351 | 0.04440 | 74 | 65 | 8 | 1 |
2444 | Eureka - I’ve proved it! Giant dogs aren’t color-blind! | 1.1351 | 0.04440 | 74 | 65 | 8 | 1 |
2445 | Hold up on the treats, he has to go for a walk. | 1.1348 | 0.03976 | 89 | 78 | 10 | 1 |
2446 | Hurry! Throw me the bone of contention! | 1.1348 | 0.03976 | 89 | 78 | 10 | 1 |
2447 | Nope, nope. Take those back, he's being a bad dog. | 1.1348 | 0.04285 | 89 | 79 | 8 | 2 |
2448 | Hurry up, he's extra hungry and getting bigger every minute!! | 1.1348 | 0.04285 | 89 | 79 | 8 | 2 |
2449 | We are going to need a few more. | 1.1348 | 0.03976 | 89 | 78 | 10 | 1 |
2450 | Enough with the yellow--he wants a purple one now. | 1.1348 | 0.03976 | 89 | 78 | 10 | 1 |
2451 | Hurry thoust up! Before its hunger’s eyes fall on me! Or thee! | 1.1348 | 0.03976 | 89 | 78 | 10 | 1 |
2452 | More peanut butter! ASAP! | 1.1348 | 0.03976 | 89 | 78 | 10 | 1 |
2453 | OK!" If this doesn't work we'll just have to try real bones | 1.1348 | 0.03641 | 89 | 77 | 12 | 0 |
2454 | I told you we just need to slip the guard a LITTLE bribe. | 1.1348 | 0.03641 | 89 | 77 | 12 | 0 |
2455 | This dog's bite is MUCH bigger than its bark. Treats won't do it ! | 1.1348 | 0.03641 | 89 | 77 | 12 | 0 |
2456 | Bones , more bones . His kingdom for the bones . | 1.1348 | 0.03976 | 89 | 78 | 10 | 1 |
2457 | He said, "I'll have two more of the yellow ones". | 1.1348 | 0.04285 | 89 | 79 | 8 | 2 |
2458 | Fetch th' tennys ball! | 1.1348 | 0.03641 | 89 | 77 | 12 | 0 |
2459 | Prepare thee to Catapult the Roast Oxen. | 1.1348 | 0.04573 | 89 | 80 | 6 | 3 |
2460 | Pharaoh Phydo confused by slave outfits! | 1.1348 | 0.04285 | 89 | 79 | 8 | 2 |
2461 | Retreat, retreat, he's gonna barf! | 1.1348 | 0.03976 | 89 | 78 | 10 | 1 |
2462 | The gender dog has chosen yellow! | 1.1348 | 0.04285 | 89 | 79 | 8 | 2 |
2463 | OK we threw the dog a bone, now what's step two? | 1.1346 | 0.03630 | 104 | 91 | 12 | 1 |
2464 | Quick! We're going to need some toilet water! | 1.1346 | 0.03630 | 104 | 91 | 12 | 1 |
2465 | He's a good dog as long as we don't run out of treats. | 1.1343 | 0.04705 | 67 | 59 | 7 | 1 |
2466 | Make it snappy, or he’s comin’ over the wall!!! | 1.1343 | 0.04197 | 67 | 58 | 9 | 0 |
2467 | More bones! He's already taken five bites out of the brick! | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2468 | Try the blue pill! | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2469 | Hoist those biscuits you lay-abouts! Do you think Gulliver'll tread lightly if his dog's not been fed? | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2470 | Some of you need to distract the dragon on the tower! | 1.1341 | 0.04512 | 82 | 73 | 7 | 2 |
2471 | Don't think you can butter my boss up that easily. | 1.1341 | 0.04835 | 82 | 74 | 5 | 3 |
2472 | It doesn't work: He still doesn't let us in! | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2473 | Go green...go green ! | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2474 | Go to Plan B! He’s eaten Aethelred! | 1.1341 | 0.04835 | 82 | 74 | 5 | 3 |
2475 | When they said this castle had gone to the dogs... | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2476 | Careful! One false move and he'll lick you to death. | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2477 | He’s a good boy. He just ended feudalism. | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2478 | Men! What's with the variety? The hound is color blind! | 1.1340 | 0.04048 | 97 | 86 | 9 | 2 |
2479 | Feed him the chocolate, I heard it makes them sick! | 1.1340 | 0.04305 | 97 | 87 | 7 | 3 |
2480 | So glad we didn't use the catapult! | 1.1340 | 0.03773 | 97 | 85 | 11 | 1 |
2481 | He says he is a dog not a god. | 1.1339 | 0.03697 | 112 | 99 | 11 | 2 |
2482 | Keep 'em coming! I think we're wearing him down! | 1.1333 | 0.04777 | 75 | 67 | 6 | 2 |
2483 | So this is the Boxer Rebellion … | 1.1333 | 0.05141 | 75 | 68 | 4 | 3 |
2484 | This isn’t working…get the catapult. | 1.1333 | 0.03935 | 90 | 79 | 10 | 1 |
2485 | Keep those bones coming for Top Dog. | 1.1333 | 0.03603 | 90 | 78 | 12 | 0 |
2486 | Paint the prisoner green! | 1.1333 | 0.04384 | 75 | 66 | 8 | 1 |
2487 | Hurry, we can't let this puppy go beyond this "Beyond Meat" biscuit. | 1.1333 | 0.03935 | 90 | 79 | 10 | 1 |
2488 | He only likes the bacon flavered ones. | 1.1333 | 0.04525 | 90 | 81 | 6 | 3 |
2489 | Back off, this is my section! | 1.1333 | 0.04525 | 90 | 81 | 6 | 3 |
2490 | He's changed his mind. He says he's no longer a vegan. | 1.1333 | 0.03935 | 90 | 79 | 10 | 1 |
2491 | I specifically told you,no artificial food colors! | 1.1333 | 0.03935 | 90 | 79 | 10 | 1 |
2492 | Hurry before he eats me.. | 1.1333 | 0.04793 | 90 | 82 | 4 | 4 |
2493 | He says ‘more bones or I eat the soft ones!” | 1.1333 | 0.03952 | 75 | 65 | 10 | 0 |
2494 | Nick, Nack, Patty, Wack, give a dog a bone! | 1.1333 | 0.03844 | 105 | 93 | 10 | 2 |
2495 | His bark is worse than his fight! | 1.1333 | 0.03603 | 90 | 78 | 12 | 0 |
2496 | We screwed up. He started salivating without my having a bone. | 1.1333 | 0.03935 | 90 | 79 | 10 | 1 |
2497 | No, no. He’s had plenty of treats. Bring him a really big bowl of water. | 1.1333 | 0.04525 | 90 | 81 | 6 | 3 |
2498 | Hurry up with those, I think we've found their leader!! | 1.1333 | 0.03598 | 105 | 92 | 12 | 1 |
2499 | Where's the nearest Costco? | 1.1333 | 0.03333 | 105 | 91 | 14 | 0 |
2500 | Never mind the damned Knick Knack! Just hand be another bone! | 1.1333 | 0.03935 | 90 | 79 | 10 | 1 |
2501 | I told you to bring the chocolate ones!!! | 1.1333 | 0.04384 | 75 | 66 | 8 | 1 |
2502 | He's almost full, but he wants a green one next! | 1.1333 | 0.03935 | 90 | 79 | 10 | 1 |
2503 | I think its time to try the Trojan Dalmatian | 1.1327 | 0.04009 | 98 | 87 | 9 | 2 |
2504 | What's that new trick you mentioned? | 1.1327 | 0.03444 | 98 | 85 | 13 | 0 |
2505 | Quick, throw those as far as you can away from the castle. | 1.1327 | 0.03737 | 98 | 86 | 11 | 1 |
2506 | This isn't the Ark Of The Covenant, it's the Bark of The Covenant! | 1.1327 | 0.04009 | 98 | 87 | 9 | 2 |
2507 | You guys can believe 'Dog' is just 'God' spelled backward if you want to, but as for me, I'm outta here! | 1.1327 | 0.04009 | 98 | 87 | 9 | 2 |
2508 | He's sitting! Do we have enough biscuits to get him to play dead | 1.1327 | 0.04009 | 98 | 87 | 9 | 2 |
2509 | He says he's thirsty | 1.1327 | 0.04009 | 98 | 87 | 9 | 2 |
2510 | Forget it! He only likes the chocolate-flavored ones! | 1.1327 | 0.04009 | 98 | 87 | 9 | 2 |
2511 | Quick! Drop the shields and run! | 1.1325 | 0.04118 | 83 | 73 | 9 | 1 |
2512 | Knick knack, paddy whack, give this dog another bone | 1.1325 | 0.04118 | 83 | 73 | 9 | 1 |
2513 | Lance, I see you quiet quitting. | 1.1325 | 0.04118 | 83 | 73 | 9 | 1 |
2514 | It's big, but it's not Trojan. | 1.1325 | 0.04118 | 83 | 73 | 9 | 1 |
2515 | Go back! Get the Breath Mints! | 1.1325 | 0.04461 | 83 | 74 | 7 | 2 |
2516 | Would someone throw me a freaking bone here? | 1.1325 | 0.04118 | 83 | 73 | 9 | 1 |
2517 | Nick! Knack! Paddywhack! Another bone! | 1.1325 | 0.03744 | 83 | 72 | 11 | 0 |
2518 | When he said “Bargain” I didn’t know he meant this! | 1.1325 | 0.04461 | 83 | 74 | 7 | 2 |
2519 | He won’t beg. | 1.1325 | 0.04461 | 83 | 74 | 7 | 2 |
2520 | Guys, you’re not going to believe it, but these new swords are finally about to pay off. | 1.1325 | 0.04118 | 83 | 73 | 9 | 1 |
2521 | It works! I told you they would help his breath. | 1.1325 | 0.04118 | 83 | 73 | 9 | 1 |
2522 | Beef. He likes the beef flavor. Forget the vegetables, but pass me the fruit flavor. | 1.1324 | 0.04140 | 68 | 59 | 9 | 0 |
2523 | It's not working. What are the chances one of you guys could catch a squirrel? | 1.1321 | 0.04038 | 106 | 95 | 8 | 3 |
2524 | He wants belly rubs! Quickly! Get up here quickly! | 1.1321 | 0.03809 | 106 | 94 | 10 | 2 |
2525 | OK, who forgot the poo bags?" | 1.1319 | 0.04196 | 91 | 81 | 8 | 2 |
2526 | No! Not the veggie flavor! | 1.1319 | 0.04196 | 91 | 81 | 8 | 2 |
2527 | He's ready to challenge Sir Clifford the Big and Red! | 1.1319 | 0.04477 | 91 | 82 | 6 | 3 |
2528 | It's all okay! He's a good doggy, a very good doggy. | 1.1319 | 0.03894 | 91 | 80 | 10 | 1 |
2529 | Quick ! Get his leash | 1.1319 | 0.03894 | 91 | 80 | 10 | 1 |
2530 | More cheese-flavored! | 1.1319 | 0.04477 | 91 | 82 | 6 | 3 |
2531 | Verily, Cedric! Yon turds are the measure of two fulsome heifers! Hie thee to his Lordship and implore him as to the urgent wisdom ye low-cal fodder! | 1.1319 | 0.04477 | 91 | 82 | 6 | 3 |
2532 | Wait - sometimes a good boy only wants one.... | 1.1319 | 0.03894 | 91 | 80 | 10 | 1 |
2533 | What do you mean he only likes the yellow ones? He’s colorblind. | 1.1319 | 0.04196 | 91 | 81 | 8 | 2 |
2534 | Don't give the dog any more bones! | 1.1319 | 0.04477 | 91 | 82 | 6 | 3 |
2535 | Forget the doggie bones, we're going to need a bigger collar | 1.1319 | 0.04196 | 91 | 81 | 8 | 2 |
2536 | Great, but we need a new trick. | 1.1319 | 0.03894 | 91 | 80 | 10 | 1 |
2537 | The lemon bone is too tart, throw me the mint or the cherry. | 1.1319 | 0.03566 | 91 | 79 | 12 | 0 |
2538 | He's color-blind but one of you still has to walk him after this. | 1.1319 | 0.03894 | 91 | 80 | 10 | 1 |
2539 | ‘Play dead’ didn’t work! | 1.1319 | 0.03894 | 91 | 80 | 10 | 1 |
2540 | Keep 'em coming. He's a good dog. | 1.1319 | 0.03566 | 91 | 79 | 12 | 0 |
2541 | GIVE THE DOG A BONE. | 1.1319 | 0.04477 | 91 | 82 | 6 | 3 |
2542 | Drop your milk bones men! This good boy need not be slain! | 1.1316 | 0.04717 | 76 | 68 | 6 | 2 |
2543 | Not working either! Roll in the Trojan Horse instead! | 1.1313 | 0.03702 | 99 | 87 | 11 | 1 |
2544 | Looks like we won't be needing that catapult after all. | 1.1313 | 0.04222 | 99 | 89 | 7 | 3 |
2545 | Not those bones. He's grain free! | 1.1313 | 0.04222 | 99 | 89 | 7 | 3 |
2546 | The weekly New Yorker cartoon caption contest has never been a bigger dog! | 1.1313 | 0.03970 | 99 | 88 | 9 | 2 |
2547 | You should see its paws -- this is going to be a big dog! | 1.1313 | 0.03970 | 99 | 88 | 9 | 2 |
2548 | Only the yellow ones! | 1.1310 | 0.03703 | 84 | 73 | 11 | 0 |
2549 | It’s time! Launch the bully sticks!! | 1.1310 | 0.04410 | 84 | 75 | 7 | 2 |
2550 | Storm the drawbridge before he gets the zoomies. | 1.1310 | 0.04072 | 84 | 74 | 9 | 1 |
2551 | Did anyone bring him some water? | 1.1310 | 0.04072 | 84 | 74 | 9 | 1 |
2552 | Hey, Nick, Nack and Paddy, and you too,Wack. Let's give a dog a bone. | 1.1310 | 0.04410 | 84 | 75 | 7 | 2 |
2553 | Nick, Nack and Paddywack, it's your turn! This old man's gotta roll on home. | 1.1310 | 0.04072 | 84 | 74 | 9 | 1 |
2554 | Hurry, his stomach is growling. | 1.1310 | 0.04072 | 84 | 74 | 9 | 1 |
2555 | He's a good boy. HE'S A VERY GOOD BOY! | 1.1310 | 0.04724 | 84 | 76 | 5 | 3 |
2556 | He's really mad! He somehow figured out that the bones contain artificial colours! | 1.1310 | 0.04410 | 84 | 75 | 7 | 2 |
2557 | Quick, hand me one that can improve his doggy breath. | 1.1310 | 0.04072 | 84 | 74 | 9 | 1 |
2558 | OMG, those aren't battering rams! | 1.1310 | 0.05019 | 84 | 77 | 3 | 4 |
2559 | Drop them. Get the big bag. | 1.1310 | 0.04072 | 84 | 74 | 9 | 1 |
2560 | I told you it was a bona fide plan | 1.1310 | 0.04410 | 84 | 75 | 7 | 2 |
2561 | More Biscuits! It's a bone-a-fide Canine monster! | 1.1310 | 0.04724 | 84 | 76 | 5 | 3 |
2562 | Y’all this ain’t it | 1.1310 | 0.04072 | 84 | 74 | 9 | 1 |
2563 | I need another biscuit! Stat!! | 1.1310 | 0.04410 | 84 | 75 | 7 | 2 |
2564 | Now pass me a liver treat for the defender. | 1.1308 | 0.03275 | 107 | 93 | 14 | 0 |
2565 | Canis vult! | 1.1304 | 0.03854 | 92 | 81 | 10 | 1 |
2566 | Back to Birdwell Island you go. | 1.1304 | 0.03854 | 92 | 81 | 10 | 1 |
2567 | I’m not sure, and he’s not sure - he’s chewing on it. | 1.1304 | 0.04152 | 92 | 82 | 8 | 2 |
2568 | No more treats. Bring the fetch toy! | 1.1304 | 0.03530 | 92 | 80 | 12 | 0 |
2569 | He’s a good boy! Keep the treats coming. | 1.1304 | 0.04576 | 69 | 61 | 7 | 1 |
2570 | Apparently we lost a lot of men for nothing. | 1.1304 | 0.03154 | 115 | 100 | 15 | 0 |
2571 | Quick before his mom comes! | 1.1304 | 0.03854 | 92 | 81 | 10 | 1 |
2572 | He's holding out for more orange! | 1.1304 | 0.03530 | 92 | 80 | 12 | 0 |
2573 | Whose bright idea was it to hire pedigree for our artillery | 1.1304 | 0.03854 | 92 | 81 | 10 | 1 |
2574 | It's always the ssame - if you give a dog a bone he wants another | 1.1304 | 0.03530 | 92 | 80 | 12 | 0 |
2575 | I’m dog we trust. | 1.1304 | 0.04152 | 92 | 82 | 8 | 2 |
2576 | He needs more positive reinforcement! | 1.1304 | 0.03530 | 92 | 80 | 12 | 0 |
2577 | Am I gluten free!? | 1.1304 | 0.04152 | 92 | 82 | 8 | 2 |
2578 | HE WONT SIGN THE TREATIES | 1.1304 | 0.04152 | 92 | 82 | 8 | 2 |
2579 | MORE!! I need MORE Biscuits NOW!! | 1.1304 | 0.04152 | 92 | 82 | 8 | 2 |
2580 | Bring more of the cheddar ones! | 1.1304 | 0.05020 | 69 | 62 | 5 | 2 |
2581 | He prefers the purple ones! | 1.1300 | 0.03667 | 100 | 88 | 11 | 1 |
2582 | Go back! Hurry! He only wants Snausages. | 1.1300 | 0.03667 | 100 | 88 | 11 | 1 |
2583 | No more treats! It'll just encourage bad behavior. | 1.1300 | 0.04181 | 100 | 90 | 7 | 3 |
2584 | Guys! He likes the chicken flavored biscuits. Throw him all you got. | 1.1300 | 0.03933 | 100 | 89 | 9 | 2 |
2585 | It’s OK, you can back off, he’s definitely a ‘Good Boy’. | 1.1300 | 0.03933 | 100 | 89 | 9 | 2 |
2586 | Hand me the crunchy one. | 1.1300 | 0.04181 | 100 | 90 | 7 | 3 |
2587 | Tell King Gulliver the Brobdognagian Fortress is impenetrable! | 1.1300 | 0.03667 | 100 | 88 | 11 | 1 |
2588 | Is that aiI we have | 1.1299 | 0.04659 | 77 | 69 | 6 | 2 |
2589 | We’re good. All he’s gonna do is watch! | 1.1299 | 0.04659 | 77 | 69 | 6 | 2 |
2590 | Over the parapet and into the Bonaparte! | 1.1296 | 0.03742 | 108 | 96 | 10 | 2 |
2591 | It’s no good! He wants a human smeared with gravy! | 1.1294 | 0.04361 | 85 | 76 | 7 | 2 |
2592 | Quick, keep them coming I think he is about ready to speak. | 1.1294 | 0.04361 | 85 | 76 | 7 | 2 |
2593 | Are they gluten-free? They have to be gluten-free! | 1.1294 | 0.04361 | 85 | 76 | 7 | 2 |
2594 | Even if we distract him the dog breath will be fatal. | 1.1294 | 0.04361 | 85 | 76 | 7 | 2 |
2595 | We've breached the wall! More treats! | 1.1294 | 0.04027 | 85 | 75 | 9 | 1 |
2596 | Hold the bone!!!!!! | 1.1294 | 0.04027 | 85 | 75 | 9 | 1 |
2597 | Clifford is greatful for the tribute. All will be protected. | 1.1294 | 0.04027 | 85 | 75 | 9 | 1 |
2598 | Get the catapult. He’s ready to play fetch. | 1.1294 | 0.04027 | 85 | 75 | 9 | 1 |
2599 | Stand down with those ! He only likes Pumpkin Spice! | 1.1294 | 0.03662 | 85 | 74 | 11 | 0 |
2600 | I need ‘The Blues!’ | 1.1294 | 0.04671 | 85 | 77 | 5 | 3 |
2601 | Not the young puppy snacks, get the ones formulated for the middle ages. | 1.1294 | 0.04027 | 85 | 75 | 9 | 1 |
2602 | Run! He's lifting his hind leg! | 1.1294 | 0.04361 | 85 | 76 | 7 | 2 |
2603 | If you want to live, get those other five boxes up here on the double! | 1.1294 | 0.04361 | 85 | 76 | 7 | 2 |
2604 | You fools, I said Abby, not dog show. | 1.1290 | 0.04110 | 93 | 83 | 8 | 2 |
2605 | Quick, hand me the new candy-colored ones! | 1.1290 | 0.03495 | 93 | 81 | 12 | 0 |
2606 | No more beef flavored ones he only likes the chicken flavored ones. | 1.1290 | 0.03495 | 93 | 81 | 12 | 0 |
2607 | The old man rolled straight past his home. | 1.1290 | 0.04385 | 93 | 84 | 6 | 3 |
2608 | Christmas, The Year 2345. | 1.1290 | 0.03815 | 93 | 82 | 10 | 1 |
2609 | Tell him it's an English biscuit, Saxon flavored. | 1.1290 | 0.03815 | 93 | 82 | 10 | 1 |
2610 | Quickly, men! The beast is being a very good boy! | 1.1290 | 0.04110 | 93 | 83 | 8 | 2 |
2611 | I think he's food-motivated! | 1.1290 | 0.04110 | 93 | 83 | 8 | 2 |
2612 | He’s in a calm-submissive state! Reward! Reward! | 1.1290 | 0.03815 | 93 | 82 | 10 | 1 |
2613 | Bone appetit - they're willing to give up Clifford's hiding place for just five more! | 1.1290 | 0.04110 | 93 | 83 | 8 | 2 |
2614 | Wait, are these gluten free? Because if not....oh boy. | 1.1290 | 0.04110 | 93 | 83 | 8 | 2 |
2615 | Trojan Bone is a no go! | 1.1287 | 0.03349 | 101 | 88 | 13 | 0 |
2616 | Captain, we need more treats! | 1.1287 | 0.03349 | 101 | 88 | 13 | 0 |
2617 | That was my bone! It was made for me! | 1.1287 | 0.03632 | 101 | 89 | 11 | 1 |
2618 | Should we try the giant wooden cat instead? | 1.1287 | 0.03632 | 101 | 89 | 11 | 1 |
2619 | Roll out the poop catapult! | 1.1287 | 0.03632 | 101 | 89 | 11 | 1 |
2620 | It's no good! He knows they're Impossible Biscuits. | 1.1286 | 0.04514 | 70 | 62 | 7 | 1 |
2621 | If we run out of treats, we're in big trouble. | 1.1282 | 0.04224 | 78 | 69 | 8 | 1 |
2622 | Let's smack him with the wet stuff. | 1.1282 | 0.03810 | 78 | 68 | 10 | 0 |
2623 | I think you misheard me. I said RE-treat. | 1.1282 | 0.04224 | 78 | 69 | 8 | 1 |
2624 | Deploy the spray bottle! | 1.1282 | 0.04224 | 78 | 69 | 8 | 1 |
2625 | Which one of you told him he wasn't a good boy? | 1.1282 | 0.04602 | 78 | 70 | 6 | 2 |
2626 | Toss me another edible, they're working like a charm. | 1.1282 | 0.04224 | 78 | 69 | 8 | 1 |
2627 | All together now: Knick knack, paddy wack | 1.1282 | 0.04224 | 78 | 69 | 8 | 1 |
2628 | Never mind those. Go get Rapunzel. Apparently, he's something called a rescue dog? | 1.1282 | 0.03810 | 78 | 68 | 10 | 0 |
2629 | Halt positive reinforcements! Repeat, Halt positive reinforcements!! | 1.1279 | 0.03623 | 86 | 75 | 11 | 0 |
2630 | Inform the King that the treat negotiations are going well! | 1.1279 | 0.03982 | 86 | 76 | 9 | 1 |
2631 | Increase the dose! | 1.1279 | 0.03982 | 86 | 76 | 9 | 1 |
2632 | He wants all the biscuits and a belly rub. | 1.1279 | 0.04619 | 86 | 78 | 5 | 3 |
2633 | You were right Abe, she is gluten free! | 1.1279 | 0.03623 | 86 | 75 | 11 | 0 |
2634 | Red biscuits only! | 1.1279 | 0.04312 | 86 | 77 | 7 | 2 |
2635 | I said NO growth hormones!!! | 1.1279 | 0.03623 | 86 | 75 | 11 | 0 |
2636 | No more! This one's bite is worse than his bark! | 1.1279 | 0.03982 | 86 | 76 | 9 | 1 |
2637 | Hurry he doesn’t know his own strength | 1.1279 | 0.04619 | 86 | 78 | 5 | 3 |
2638 | Bones, he'll fall | 1.1279 | 0.03982 | 86 | 76 | 9 | 1 |
2639 | He’s a good boy! | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2640 | Goddamit. I said the one's WITHOUT fibre. | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2641 | I told him I already had one; he wants more! | 1.1277 | 0.03460 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 0 |
2642 | Medieval Gender Reveal: "More yellow! It must twins!!" | 1.1277 | 0.03460 | 94 | 82 | 12 | 0 |
2643 | We’ve got enough milkbones! Where’s Mr. Scruffleface? | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2644 | It's not working -- quick, wheel in the first rubber chew toy! | 1.1277 | 0.04340 | 94 | 85 | 6 | 3 |
2645 | He wants a peanut butter treat right now! | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2646 | Quick! Load the cannon with tennis balls! | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2647 | I hate when I draw the short bone! | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2648 | We weren't prepared for THIS good of a boy! | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2649 | Quick, someone gram this! | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2650 | Quick! Dig a moat!! He's starting to drool!!! | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2651 | No good. Let’s try a fake horse with men inside it. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2652 | If we ever do get past him, we'll need some big bags to clean this place up. | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2653 | C'mon men! Only 40 or 50 more oxycobones and he'll be asleep! | 1.1277 | 0.03777 | 94 | 83 | 10 | 1 |
2654 | Arthur! That pooper scooper won't be big enough! | 1.1277 | 0.04068 | 94 | 84 | 8 | 2 |
2655 | Keep them coming! Send for reinforcements! This won't hold him for long! | 1.1275 | 0.04103 | 102 | 92 | 7 | 3 |
2656 | Break them in half! He's a big dog, but not particularly a good dog. | 1.1275 | 0.04103 | 102 | 92 | 7 | 3 |
2657 | Oh oh, I think he's about to get the zoomies! | 1.1275 | 0.04333 | 102 | 93 | 5 | 4 |
2658 | Ralph, put on the squirrel costume and run away so we can finally get past Fido here. | 1.1275 | 0.03318 | 102 | 89 | 13 | 0 |
2659 | We can’t keep this up, bring out the giant bell! | 1.1275 | 0.03859 | 102 | 91 | 9 | 2 |
2660 | Appease the hound | 1.1275 | 0.03859 | 102 | 91 | 9 | 2 |
2661 | Indeed all bite no bark! All balls to the wall! | 1.1275 | 0.03599 | 102 | 90 | 11 | 1 |
2662 | Did they give you siege biscuits or sea biscuits?? | 1.1266 | 0.03765 | 79 | 69 | 10 | 0 |
2663 | We're gonna need some bigger biscuits. | 1.1266 | 0.04174 | 79 | 70 | 8 | 1 |
2664 | You guys know what Wagyu is? | 1.1266 | 0.03765 | 79 | 69 | 10 | 0 |
2665 | I can’t get over this! | 1.1266 | 0.04174 | 79 | 70 | 8 | 1 |
2666 | He's learned to sit....now is our chance! | 1.1266 | 0.04174 | 79 | 70 | 8 | 1 |
2667 | Can you throw me a bone here? | 1.1266 | 0.04174 | 79 | 70 | 8 | 1 |
2668 | Forget it guys, he's going to take us for all we've got. | 1.1266 | 0.04174 | 79 | 70 | 8 | 1 |
2669 | Quick- toss me the cat! | 1.1266 | 0.04546 | 79 | 71 | 6 | 2 |
2670 | Which one of you geniuses suggested that I do my own stunts | 1.1266 | 0.04174 | 79 | 70 | 8 | 1 |
2671 | I taught him to sit keep the yellow ones coming | 1.1266 | 0.03765 | 79 | 69 | 10 | 0 |
2672 | Sacre Bow Wow! Ce n’est pas un Bone Idea! | 1.1266 | 0.03765 | 79 | 69 | 10 | 0 |
2673 | Quick, hand me the ass flavored milkbone! | 1.1264 | 0.04568 | 87 | 79 | 5 | 3 |
2674 | He doesn’t like the yellow ones! | 1.1264 | 0.03584 | 87 | 76 | 11 | 0 |
2675 | A couple more, and I think I can get him to lay down. | 1.1264 | 0.04265 | 87 | 78 | 7 | 2 |
2676 | For God, Harry, St. George and my dog Murray.. | 1.1264 | 0.03939 | 87 | 77 | 9 | 1 |
2677 | Gimme the greenie for his breath or I'll have to surrender. | 1.1264 | 0.03939 | 87 | 77 | 9 | 1 |
2678 | Quick!! She thinks I'm her chew toy!! | 1.1264 | 0.04265 | 87 | 78 | 7 | 2 |
2679 | No more beef sticks, he’s getting a taste for blood! | 1.1264 | 0.03584 | 87 | 76 | 11 | 0 |
2680 | He wants to know if we have other treats. | 1.1264 | 0.03584 | 87 | 76 | 11 | 0 |
2681 | This isn’t working. What if we ask it to play dead? | 1.1264 | 0.03939 | 87 | 77 | 9 | 1 |
2682 | For the love of God, get rid of the pink one. | 1.1264 | 0.04568 | 87 | 79 | 5 | 3 |
2683 | Hurry up! I'm next! | 1.1264 | 0.04265 | 87 | 78 | 7 | 2 |
2684 | Quick, a bully stick! | 1.1264 | 0.04265 | 87 | 78 | 7 | 2 |
2685 | He says, "More orange biscuits and your father smelt of elderberries." | 1.1264 | 0.04568 | 87 | 79 | 5 | 3 |
2686 | No pink ones. It gives him the runs! | 1.1264 | 0.04265 | 87 | 78 | 7 | 2 |
2687 | Go see if the Natural History Museum is still open. We need a dinosaur! | 1.1264 | 0.04568 | 87 | 79 | 5 | 3 |
2688 | Yellow - yellow- green - pink is the NIP to get in! Hurry up, mates! | 1.1264 | 0.03584 | 87 | 76 | 11 | 0 |
2689 | He says the yellow ones are terrible! | 1.1264 | 0.03939 | 87 | 77 | 9 | 1 |
2690 | Faster, damnit! He won't be a good boy much longer! | 1.1264 | 0.04265 | 87 | 78 | 7 | 2 |
2691 | This camouflage isn't working. Let's all use one big horse instead. | 1.1263 | 0.03739 | 95 | 84 | 10 | 1 |
2692 | Go back. He likes bones and skinny people. | 1.1263 | 0.03426 | 95 | 83 | 12 | 0 |
2693 | He says no pinks. Show him the green. | 1.1263 | 0.03739 | 95 | 84 | 10 | 1 |
2694 | We're screwed. There's a huge cat right behind him. | 1.1263 | 0.03739 | 95 | 84 | 10 | 1 |
2695 | Quick, another NyQuil bone! | 1.1263 | 0.03739 | 95 | 84 | 10 | 1 |
2696 | From now on, royalty can only own Corgis! | 1.1263 | 0.03426 | 95 | 83 | 12 | 0 |
2697 | He said he’s Irish. Send it up!!! | 1.1263 | 0.03739 | 95 | 84 | 10 | 1 |
2698 | Quick, what's the hand sign for down. | 1.1263 | 0.03426 | 95 | 83 | 12 | 0 |
2699 | They’ve got a Laaadyyy!!! | 1.1263 | 0.03739 | 95 | 84 | 10 | 1 |
2700 | Let Santa know we have a winning recipe | 1.1263 | 0.04296 | 95 | 86 | 6 | 3 |
2701 | No more chicken. They're making him gassy. | 1.1263 | 0.03426 | 95 | 83 | 12 | 0 |
2702 | He wants the blue ones! | 1.1263 | 0.03739 | 95 | 84 | 10 | 1 |
2703 | Send for more yellows! | 1.1263 | 0.04296 | 95 | 86 | 6 | 3 |
2704 | « Fetchez la vache! » | 1.1263 | 0.04027 | 95 | 85 | 8 | 2 |
2705 | I said throw me some more milk bones, not square stones! | 1.1262 | 0.03566 | 103 | 91 | 11 | 1 |
2706 | Go back, he eat's these things for lunch. | 1.1262 | 0.03288 | 103 | 90 | 13 | 0 |
2707 | A few more men, then it's doggie nap time. | 1.1262 | 0.03566 | 103 | 91 | 11 | 1 |
2708 | We're going to need a bigger packet of dog biscuits | 1.1262 | 0.03566 | 103 | 91 | 11 | 1 |
2709 | Best I can tell,he says they all taste the same. | 1.1262 | 0.03288 | 103 | 90 | 13 | 0 |
2710 | She’s just burying them. Let’s try the giant snausages. | 1.1250 | 0.04219 | 88 | 79 | 7 | 2 |
2711 | He's already stoned. Go kidnap the princess. | 1.1250 | 0.04124 | 80 | 71 | 8 | 1 |
2712 | He only seems to be getting hungrier. | 1.1250 | 0.03546 | 88 | 77 | 11 | 0 |
2713 | Hurry up! This dog eats up ammo faster than the Russian army. | 1.1250 | 0.04395 | 72 | 64 | 7 | 1 |
2714 | It looks like we'll have to re-treat" | 1.1250 | 0.04219 | 88 | 79 | 7 | 2 |
2715 | Get your bones moving man! | 1.1250 | 0.04124 | 80 | 71 | 8 | 1 |
2716 | Hold the biscuits; I think we have a mad dog here! | 1.1250 | 0.03546 | 88 | 77 | 11 | 0 |
2717 | Let’s skip the Trojan cat. | 1.1250 | 0.04518 | 88 | 80 | 5 | 3 |
2718 | She likes the yellow ones. | 1.1250 | 0.03789 | 104 | 93 | 9 | 2 |
2719 | It’s a normal day in New York, the worst city in the world. | 1.1250 | 0.04219 | 88 | 79 | 7 | 2 |
2720 | He says to keep fetching… | 1.1250 | 0.04219 | 88 | 79 | 7 | 2 |
2721 | Leave the bones- take the cannoli! | 1.1250 | 0.03721 | 80 | 70 | 10 | 0 |
2722 | He says he is thirsty and asks if we can bring him a toilet | 1.1250 | 0.03721 | 80 | 70 | 10 | 0 |
2723 | No more vegan biscuits or he'll eat us all! | 1.1250 | 0.04831 | 80 | 73 | 4 | 3 |
2724 | No meat or vegetables.... He likes the salmon! | 1.1250 | 0.04492 | 80 | 72 | 6 | 2 |
2725 | Cut them in half, they are too big ! | 1.1250 | 0.03897 | 88 | 78 | 9 | 1 |
2726 | Ye be wary of thine ears! His bite be thusly vile! | 1.1250 | 0.04124 | 80 | 71 | 8 | 1 |
2727 | No more dog bones”. He wants a Big Whopper with cheese” | 1.1250 | 0.03393 | 96 | 84 | 12 | 0 |
2728 | Keep ‘em coming. He hath been a goodly boy. | 1.1250 | 0.04124 | 80 | 71 | 8 | 1 |
2729 | Ok, two more and he promised to bark the next time the dragon comes. | 1.1250 | 0.03897 | 88 | 78 | 9 | 1 |
2730 | We need to escalate the assault. Bring in the catapult! | 1.1250 | 0.04820 | 72 | 65 | 5 | 2 |
2731 | Remember: nobody say "fetc—" | 1.1250 | 0.03702 | 96 | 85 | 10 | 1 |
2732 | Quick, more chicken! | 1.1250 | 0.04395 | 72 | 64 | 7 | 1 |
2733 | See? I told you. Big and red. | 1.1250 | 0.03987 | 96 | 86 | 8 | 2 |
2734 | Do we have any for bad breath? How about tarter control? | 1.1250 | 0.03702 | 96 | 85 | 10 | 1 |
2735 | Gimme the pink one now. It has an antihistamine in it." | 1.1250 | 0.04518 | 88 | 80 | 5 | 3 |
2736 | Hand me my waders - he's not castlebroken." | 1.1250 | 0.03897 | 88 | 78 | 9 | 1 |
2737 | Add Sprinkles! | 1.1250 | 0.04831 | 80 | 73 | 4 | 3 |
2738 | I've heard of boning up on the enemy, but this...? | 1.1250 | 0.04219 | 88 | 79 | 7 | 2 |
2739 | He loves it! Bring 'm them. On! | 1.1250 | 0.04124 | 80 | 71 | 8 | 1 |
2740 | No, for God's sake. Only Pantone 122! | 1.1250 | 0.04492 | 80 | 72 | 6 | 2 |
2741 | Did anyone bring a poop bag? | 1.1250 | 0.03987 | 96 | 86 | 8 | 2 |
2742 | He wants the pink one. Come on, Gary - it's been six years since they put you on the rack! | 1.1250 | 0.03546 | 88 | 77 | 11 | 0 |
2743 | And remember to say “SIT” first. | 1.1250 | 0.04219 | 88 | 79 | 7 | 2 |
2744 | He wants to know if we have any im blue? | 1.1250 | 0.04219 | 88 | 79 | 7 | 2 |
2745 | He loves the treats but would prefer a really big fire hydrant | 1.1250 | 0.04124 | 80 | 71 | 8 | 1 |
2746 | Take them away! Take them away! Find something else! | 1.1250 | 0.03393 | 96 | 84 | 12 | 0 |
2747 | Hurry, I don’t want to be eaten next and he looks really hungry! | 1.1250 | 0.04219 | 88 | 79 | 7 | 2 |
2748 | He’s a she, and she already has one! | 1.1250 | 0.03393 | 96 | 84 | 12 | 0 |
2749 | We need more! We must feed the beast! | 1.1250 | 0.04219 | 88 | 79 | 7 | 2 |
2750 | He's out of control and still hungry -- bring in the giant slippers. | 1.1238 | 0.03502 | 105 | 93 | 11 | 1 |
2751 | We're good to go, guys. A sign says it’s a 'No Poop Zone.' | 1.1238 | 0.03502 | 105 | 93 | 11 | 1 |
2752 | Was it supposed to be “Nice doggy” or “Good doggy”? | 1.1238 | 0.03754 | 105 | 94 | 9 | 2 |
2753 | Re: treat...he would like another one. | 1.1238 | 0.03230 | 105 | 92 | 13 | 0 |
2754 | No,No he just wants a walk. | 1.1238 | 0.03754 | 105 | 94 | 9 | 2 |
2755 | Now do you believe me?!i | 1.1238 | 0.03502 | 105 | 93 | 11 | 1 |
2756 | Somebody call his B.A. sponsor! | 1.1237 | 0.03360 | 97 | 85 | 12 | 0 |
2757 | Who here can get him a pup cup? | 1.1237 | 0.03666 | 97 | 86 | 10 | 1 |
2758 | 2023 National Dog Bone Contest..winner gets to take dog home | 1.1237 | 0.03360 | 97 | 85 | 12 | 0 |
2759 | I suggested a horse, but no, it HAD to be a Trojan dog. | 1.1237 | 0.03666 | 97 | 86 | 10 | 1 |
2760 | At least we’re not on back end detail this time! | 1.1237 | 0.03360 | 97 | 85 | 12 | 0 |
2761 | He demands… AAAANOTHER DOGBISQUIT! | 1.1237 | 0.03360 | 97 | 85 | 12 | 0 |
2762 | He trusts us now. Get the cannon for a game of catch. | 1.1236 | 0.04173 | 89 | 80 | 7 | 2 |
2763 | BE PATIENT. ALTHOUGH DOING IT DOGGY STYLE IS MORE INVOLVED, THE END RESULT MAKES IT MUCH BETTER. | 1.1236 | 0.04173 | 89 | 80 | 7 | 2 |
2764 | Hurry. We need more tranquilizer in the treats! | 1.1236 | 0.03508 | 89 | 78 | 11 | 0 |
2765 | Bring more Tea Biscuits, I repeat Tea Biscuits! | 1.1236 | 0.03855 | 89 | 79 | 9 | 1 |
2766 | Where is Richard with the poop bags? | 1.1236 | 0.04469 | 89 | 81 | 5 | 3 |
2767 | Let's try dipping them in poison first. | 1.1236 | 0.03855 | 89 | 79 | 9 | 1 |
2768 | The other RETREAT, you fools! | 1.1236 | 0.03855 | 89 | 79 | 9 | 1 |
2769 | Okay Nick, you're first! Knack, Paddy, and Whack, be ready! | 1.1236 | 0.03855 | 89 | 79 | 9 | 1 |
2770 | She’s demanding a new whistleblower. | 1.1236 | 0.04173 | 89 | 80 | 7 | 2 |
2771 | He says he's sick of chicken, got any other flavors? | 1.1236 | 0.03855 | 89 | 79 | 9 | 1 |
2772 | Careful! He’s got a bone to pick with us. | 1.1236 | 0.03508 | 89 | 78 | 11 | 0 |
2773 | Hurry! He's going to shake! | 1.1235 | 0.04773 | 81 | 74 | 4 | 3 |
2774 | Quick! Let’s try the pink one!!! | 1.1235 | 0.04438 | 81 | 73 | 6 | 2 |
2775 | Do not say walk! | 1.1235 | 0.04076 | 81 | 72 | 8 | 1 |
2776 | No, not re-treat! RETREAT, he is a bad boy! | 1.1235 | 0.04438 | 81 | 73 | 6 | 2 |
2777 | He needs a toothpick. | 1.1235 | 0.03678 | 81 | 71 | 10 | 0 |
2778 | He says you gave him a lemon! | 1.1235 | 0.04438 | 81 | 73 | 6 | 2 |
2779 | Go buy the brownies from those teenagers in the van! | 1.1235 | 0.04438 | 81 | 73 | 6 | 2 |
2780 | He prefers the peanut butter! | 1.1235 | 0.04438 | 81 | 73 | 6 | 2 |
2781 | Okay, time to roll out the squeaky toy! | 1.1235 | 0.04076 | 81 | 72 | 8 | 1 |
2782 | Weird, his name is Dragon. | 1.1235 | 0.04773 | 81 | 74 | 4 | 3 |
2783 | Back off! No one can be more loyal to our royal than me! | 1.1235 | 0.04438 | 81 | 73 | 6 | 2 |
2784 | What? No! Retreat does not mean bring him another biscuit. Are you even listening Sir Render? | 1.1233 | 0.04756 | 73 | 66 | 5 | 2 |
2785 | Back off! He has Kennel Cough! | 1.1233 | 0.05141 | 73 | 67 | 3 | 3 |
2786 | Just throw him a bone in the negotiations and maybe he'll agree to sit and be a good boy. | 1.1231 | 0.04107 | 65 | 57 | 8 | 0 |
2787 | You won’t believe the size of her backyard! | 1.1231 | 0.04107 | 65 | 57 | 8 | 0 |
2788 | A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse! | 1.1226 | 0.03471 | 106 | 94 | 11 | 1 |
2789 | He says, Triscuits, not biscuits! | 1.1224 | 0.03910 | 98 | 88 | 8 | 2 |
2790 | Watch where you step when we get in! | 1.1224 | 0.03631 | 98 | 87 | 10 | 1 |
2791 | A biscuit! A biscuit! My kingdom for another biscuit! | 1.1224 | 0.03328 | 98 | 86 | 12 | 0 |
2792 | Come not between a giant dog and a small bone | 1.1224 | 0.03328 | 98 | 86 | 12 | 0 |
2793 | No! More ORANGE ones. | 1.1224 | 0.03910 | 98 | 88 | 8 | 2 |
2794 | It’s time to bring in the troops! | 1.1224 | 0.03328 | 98 | 86 | 12 | 0 |
2795 | Tell Arthur we don't need excalibur for this beast | 1.1224 | 0.03631 | 98 | 87 | 10 | 1 |
2796 | Do we get paid for this? | 1.1224 | 0.04170 | 98 | 89 | 6 | 3 |
2797 | try the liver flavour! | 1.1224 | 0.03631 | 98 | 87 | 10 | 1 |
2798 | Fetch the ball-ista! | 1.1224 | 0.03910 | 98 | 88 | 8 | 2 |
2799 | Where's the blue raspberry?! | 1.1222 | 0.03815 | 90 | 80 | 9 | 1 |
2800 | No, he doesn't like the doggie treats! Quick! Bring me a giant can of Alpo! | 1.1222 | 0.03815 | 90 | 80 | 9 | 1 |
2801 | Forget the Milkbone’s lads! It time to bring out the big Alpo!! | 1.1222 | 0.04129 | 90 | 81 | 7 | 2 |
2802 | Whose bone-headed plan was this? | 1.1222 | 0.04421 | 90 |