Contest #832


Cartoon

832

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Hold your fire—it turns out he's a good boy!”
  2. “Ready the tennis ball!”
  3. “On the count of three, we s-t-o-r-m the c-a-s-t-l-e.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-12-25T23:16:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2023-01-15T23:20:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2023-01-09T23:20:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued January 16, 2023
Number of captions 4378
Number of responses 559921
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We will not negotiate with terriers. 1.7835 0.01725 2217 1023 651 543
1 Re-treat! 1.6891 0.01331 3509 1806 988 715
2 I have met the enemy, and he’s a good boy! 1.6692 0.01616 2252 1158 681 413
3 Retreat, not re-treat! 1.6663 0.01844 1867 1008 474 385
4 I think we're in for a licking , guys! 1.6594 0.01701 1961 1004 621 336
5 Re-treat! Re-treat! 1.6587 0.01658 2063 1057 653 353
6 The bones only buy us time. Catapult the squirrel. 1.6429 0.01838 1826 1005 468 353
7 Ok he’s sitting. Now what? 1.6250 0.02287 1064 570 323 171
8 Yes, I mean literally throw me a bone. 1.6172 0.02137 1246 684 355 207
9 On the count of three we S. T. O. R. M. the C. A. S. T. L. E. 1.6161 0.01587 2373 1339 606 428
10 If we breach the wall, we will be in deep shit! 1.6159 0.01594 2385 1356 589 440
11 Of course, I’ve asked him to lie down. 1.6100 0.01878 1559 851 465 243
12 Launch the squeaky toy! 1.5961 0.01658 1946 1072 588 286
13 Re-treat everyone! 1.5952 0.01794 1702 950 491 261
14 Launch the frisbee 1.5941 0.01631 1993 1097 608 288
15 He's not going to roll over that easily. 1.5940 0.01481 2261 1206 767 288
16 Enough snacks! Release the giant squirrel! 1.5888 0.01774 1739 980 494 265
17 No one brought a tennis ball? 1.5855 0.01750 1732 967 516 249
18 Deploy the tennis balls!” 1.5786 0.01743 1711 957 518 236
19 Forget the bones, get me a frisbee. 1.5780 0.01707 1751 972 546 233
20 All right guys...on three: Who's a good boy? 1.5769 0.02283 1014 573 297 144
21 It's working. Now after me, "Who's a good boy?" 1.5763 0.01950 1357 759 414 184
22 It's working! Call in the belly-rubbers and the castle will be ours! 1.5743 0.01981 1299 725 402 172
23 Finnegan, get up here and rub his belly. 1.5674 0.01713 1729 974 529 226
24 Stand down, men. As it turns out, he's a very good boy. 1.5654 0.04788 237 138 64 35
25 We're being forced to re-treat. 1.5638 0.01891 1426 810 428 188
26 This isn't working,we'll have to try the Trojan Cat! 1.5633 0.01802 1660 968 449 243
27 Aren't we just rewarding bad behavior? 1.5631 0.01759 1673 958 488 227
28 Now, quick, the one with her medication! 1.5586 0.02249 1067 627 284 156
29 Get ready to launch the tennis ball! 1.5585 0.01791 1563 889 475 199
30 He IS sitting! 1.5559 0.02412 957 573 236 148
31 Okay, plan B—prepare the Frisbee! 1.5541 0.01879 1406 802 429 175
32 Fall back! We’re dressed like his chew toy! 1.5526 0.01844 1529 892 429 208
33 I thought we didn't have a dog in this fight! 1.5524 0.02230 1050 614 292 144
34 We’re also gonna need that big tennis ball. 1.5482 0.01832 1474 848 444 182
35 How badly do we need that cannonball back? 1.5464 0.02181 1153 696 284 173
36 Release the squirrel! 1.5424 0.02056 1215 717 337 161
37 I said "attack", not "a snack'" 1.5424 0.02001 1333 800 343 190
38 This is the last time we deliver to this address! 1.5390 0.02674 731 437 194 100
39 Two more, then bring forth the Squirrel of Troy! 1.5370 0.02062 1244 750 320 174
40 This isn't working. Send over the mailman. 1.5357 0.03354 476 289 119 68
41 I'll know when I'm licked. 1.5319 0.02002 1096 617 375 104
42 He's a service animal, we can't ask him to leave. 1.5314 0.02868 621 372 168 81
43 I have an idea - go get the catapult and a really big stick! 1.5285 0.02269 1001 605 263 133
44 Enough with the biscuits. Release the squirrel! 1.5264 0.02174 1062 637 291 134
45 Biscuit squad fall back, belly rubbers advance! 1.5262 0.02238 1070 660 257 153
46 The fact that you dyed treats three different colors for a colorblind animal really makes me question the rest of this plan. 1.5256 0.02229 1073 661 260 152
47 Who cares if we're spoiling him. He's not our dog. 1.5256 0.02931 626 387 149 90
48 It's working. Storm the doggie-door! 1.5249 0.02532 802 487 209 106
49 All it took was one. He said he’s on our side now. 1.5248 0.02510 785 469 220 96
50 Enough with the nick-nack patty wack! Throw me a bone already! 1.5237 0.02246 1033 632 261 140
51 Bring the squeeky one. 1.5235 0.02360 892 535 247 110
52 I’ll feed him, but I’m not cleaning up after him! 1.5203 0.02351 961 596 230 135
53 Better get the Cat-apult! 1.5195 0.02301 976 599 247 130
54 Forget the biscuits! Load the tennis ball catapult! 1.5186 0.02248 966 580 271 115
55 Hurry up - his dog breath is worse than his bite. 1.5168 0.02265 923 549 271 103
56 We're gonna need a bigger biscuit. 1.5061 0.02516 820 515 195 110
57 He's not going to rollover! 1.5049 0.02422 810 492 227 91
58 It’s all good – he said he wants to be our best friend! 1.5043 0.02392 815 492 235 88
59 Get back! He's already got a bone. He's looking for a hydrant. 1.5037 0.02526 800 501 195 104
60 Pipe down. He thinks you’re squeaky toys. 1.5032 0.02517 791 492 200 99
61 Ok, now put the tennis ball in the catapult. 1.4980 0.02550 753 468 195 90
62 No, he’s NOT a good boy! 1.4973 0.02511 746 457 207 82
63 "Stand back! He's lifting his leg again." 1.4965 0.03070 566 365 121 80
64 All together now Good Dog 1.4960 0.02461 746 451 220 75
65 Hand me the one with the Xanax! 1.4959 0.02557 728 449 197 82
66 He's almost sedated. Bring in the mailman! 1.4953 0.02500 739 451 210 78
67 Quick! What's French for "Who's a good boy?" 1.4925 0.02661 737 474 163 100
68 Can someone throw me a bone here? 1.4921 0.02556 756 476 188 92
69 I know feeding is a dangerous job, but at least we’re not on cleanup. 1.4913 0.02547 690 419 203 68
70 Re-treat! Re-treat! Re-treat! 1.4908 0.02474 764 472 209 83
71 Pivot to belly rubs! 1.4892 0.02547 693 423 201 69
72 At least he lapped up the moat. 1.4884 0.02596 690 427 189 74
73 Fetch faster.” 1.4862 0.02925 654 437 116 101
74 Bring in Mr. Squeaky! 1.4861 0.02683 648 403 175 70
75 Our treat-y negotiations are working! 1.4834 0.02782 631 401 155 75
76 He'll want to go for a walk and don't forget to bring a big bag. 1.4814 0.02737 619 387 166 66
77 Hold your fire. He’s not rolling over. 1.4759 0.03091 622 433 82 107
78 OMG. He’s not housebroken. 1.4758 0.02713 641 407 163 71
79 Quick! To the doggy door! 1.4746 0.02743 611 385 162 64
80 Hold your fire - it turns out he's a good boy! 1.4744 0.02848 586 374 146 66
81 OK, your turn. First you, Nick, then you, Nack, then you, Patty, then you, Wack. 1.4690 0.03041 565 377 111 77
82 Hey ixnay on the dog bone disguise he just ate Rodney! 1.4689 0.03078 546 363 110 73
83 Hurry! Try the doggie door! 1.4669 0.02882 544 345 144 55
84 We're going to need more positive reinforcements! 1.4606 0.03166 508 340 102 66
85 Ready the string ball. The rear guard is a cat. 1.4573 0.02984 503 323 130 50
86 I fed him so, someone else cleans after him. 1.4570 0.02920 512 326 138 48
87 Forget the bones, everybody into the Trojan cat! 1.4568 0.02987 532 349 123 60
88 And nobody thought to bring a rubber ball? 1.4547 0.03038 475 304 126 45
89 Forget the bones, grab the giant frisby! 1.4547 0.02891 519 331 140 48
90 Who brought the ball? 1.4510 0.03035 459 292 127 40
91 To hell with this — anybody got a tennis ball? 1.4506 0.03108 466 303 116 47
92 Next we'll need a very big stick. 1.4495 0.02845 485 302 148 35
93 I told him they all taste the same, but he insists on blue. 1.4476 0.02939 487 311 134 42
94 Perhaps we should have brought the cat-a-pult? 1.4470 0.03224 443 292 104 47
95 Go back! He’s NOT a good boy! 1.4459 0.03068 471 307 118 46
96 Hold off on the treats, fall back. I said retreat, not re-treat! 1.4418 0.03159 455 301 107 47
97 Knights of the hound table 1.4411 0.03243 433 287 101 45
98 This is the last time we agree to dog-sit. 1.4410 0.03159 449 296 108 45
99 Ready the red squeaky! 1.4395 0.02945 471 302 131 38
100 Get ready to shout, "Who's a good boy?" 1.4383 0.03025 470 307 120 43
101 He wants to know who's a Good Boy! What should I tell him?! 1.4373 0.03320 407 270 96 41
102 He says he has a bone to pick. 1.4372 0.03260 398 259 104 35
103 ReT-R-E-A-T!!!! 1.4352 0.03213 432 287 102 43
104 Men, the milkbones aren't working. Time to break out the Frisbee! 1.4351 0.03195 416 272 107 37
105 I found your slipper. 1.4350 0.03169 400 257 112 31
106 Bring up the giant tennis ball 1.4329 0.03353 395 263 93 39
107 It's working! One more and he'll roll over 1.4316 0.03283 380 247 102 31
108 Send in the belly scratchers! 1.4314 0.03200 408 267 106 35
109 Ready the tennis ball! 1.4309 0.03029 434 280 121 33
110 Bowl of water, bowl of water. 1.4297 0.03258 384 250 103 31
111 Run, he’s just the puppy 1.4282 0.03451 397 272 80 45
112 We need more T- R-E-A-T-S 1.4271 0.03255 398 263 100 35
113 Get the Trojan squirrel! 1.4242 0.03323 429 296 84 49
114 Oh, he’s a good boy. Yes, he is! 1.4221 0.03476 353 236 85 32
115 The treats aren't working, send in the Cat-A-Pult! 1.4215 0.03581 363 250 73 40
116 Prepare to launch the slippers! 1.4202 0.03424 357 238 88 31
117 It's OK, he's friendly! 1.4188 0.03346 382 257 90 35
118 Just be glad they're not our bones.” 1.4187 0.03763 406 303 36 67
119 Good news: he’s wagging his tail. 1.4169 0.03355 367 245 91 31
120 Keep 'em coming. He's bound to want to take a nap soon. 1.4169 0.03377 367 246 89 32
121 Roll out the giant wooden squirrel! 1.4142 0.03556 338 229 78 31
122 This isn't working. Bring up the squirrel! 1.4103 0.03528 351 241 76 34
123 This isn't working. Let's revisit the fake horse idea. 1.4102 0.03633 334 230 71 33
124 He’s not castle broken, so watch your step. 1.4096 0.03598 332 227 74 31
125 Never mind. All he’s guarding are slippers. 1.4076 0.03275 368 246 94 28
126 Drop those and get the squirrel 1.4067 0.03331 359 241 90 28
127 He only likes the ones that taste like chicken! 1.4061 0.03146 362 236 105 21
128 It's working, now get his squeaky toy! 1.4059 0.03358 340 226 90 24
129 ‘’Everybody yell, sit!” 1.4056 0.03427 355 242 82 31
130 Okay, I’m going in for the ear scratch. 1.4046 0.03382 351 237 86 28
131 Release the Trojan Squirrel! 1.4029 0.03576 350 245 69 36
132 It’s no use, we’re licked! 1.4026 0.03376 313 205 90 18
133 Quick! Re-treat! 1.4020 0.03167 393 265 98 30
134 He's the puppy! 1.4007 0.03684 297 202 71 24
135 This isn't working. Bring up the giant squirrel. 1.3994 0.03482 353 245 75 33
136 I misunderstood, he only wants a treaty 1.3994 0.03673 343 244 61 38
137 ...three, four, five. Hey, weren't there 6 of us when we started? 1.3988 0.03546 331 228 74 29
138 I said RE-treat!!! 1.3978 0.03385 367 254 80 33
139 He’s dyslexic…thinks he’s God! 1.3961 0.03843 308 219 56 33
140 Enough with the biscuits. Get Frisbees quick! 1.3948 0.03722 309 216 64 29
141 A milkbone! My kingdom for a milkbone! 1.3946 0.03722 299 207 66 26
142 Game of Bones 1.3941 0.03823 307 218 57 32
143 We need the heavy artillery! Send in the tennis balls. 1.3932 0.03468 323 220 79 24
144 “I said RE-TREAT you idiots” 1.3929 0.03813 308 219 57 32
145 All clear! He’s a good boy! 1.3923 0.03430 339 233 79 27
146 Forget the biscuits. Get the blonde Cocker Spaniel ! 1.3923 0.03702 311 218 64 29
147 Enough treats! I’m going in to tickle his belly! 1.3916 0.03839 286 200 60 26
148 Yes, more! He’s a VERY good boy! 1.3913 0.03284 368 253 86 29
149 He's agreed to play dead. 1.3907 0.03489 279 184 81 14
150 When did Gulliver get a dog? 1.3899 0.03927 277 195 56 26
151 These vegan biscuits are useless. Run! 1.3895 0.03814 285 199 61 25
152 Bring forth the giant tennis ball 1.3875 0.03511 289 194 78 17
153 No! No! Get the tennis ball! 1.3856 0.03533 306 210 74 22
154 We can’t just keep rewarding him for bad behavior! 1.3848 0.03541 330 232 69 29
155 I need to put one on his nose. 1.3839 0.04173 224 155 52 17
156 He's demanding organic. 1.3824 0.04005 272 195 50 27
157 His demands have escalated - now he wants a squeaky toy! 1.3816 0.03726 283 197 64 22
158 Hurry up with the squeaky toy! 1.3813 0.03988 257 181 54 22
159 He's getting tired of these biscuits. Bring up the wet food!!! 1.3808 0.03591 302 210 69 23
160 Now launch the tennis ball! 1.3803 0.03715 284 198 64 22
161 Throw me a bone! 1.3794 0.04025 282 206 45 31
162 Hand me a breath mint! 1.3788 0.03601 293 203 69 21
163 Be grateful - the other village has a cat. 1.3784 0.04111 259 187 46 26
164 He’s distracted! Use the doggie door! 1.3782 0.03619 275 188 70 17
165 Now then, who’s going to take it for a walk? 1.3770 0.03881 244 168 60 16
166 Okay, I got him to sit and his breath smells great, now what? 1.3759 0.03623 290 202 67 21
167 We're in luck. He's a good boy. 1.3745 0.03828 275 195 57 23
168 One of you go tell the mailman that the front door is now safe! 1.3745 0.04101 243 173 49 21
169 He's friendly! When we go over the wall, be careful where you step! 1.3732 0.03604 276 190 69 17
170 A wooden horse” I said. But,no, it had to be a giant puppy. OK I’ll feed it, but you have to walk it 1.3724 0.03553 290 201 70 19
171 It's ok, he's a good boy! 1.3719 0.03560 285 197 70 18
172 I told you those Trojans had a better idea. 1.3717 0.03665 269 186 66 17
173 No, no, no! Retreat! Not treat! 1.3707 0.03953 259 185 52 22
174 He wants meat! I’m outa here! 1.3702 0.03994 262 189 49 24
175 One more and I think I can get him to play dead! 1.3679 0.03562 280 194 69 17
176 He's distracted! Roll in the Trojan Squirrel! 1.3671 0.04079 237 169 49 19
177 I said retreat, not re-treat! 1.3669 0.03650 278 195 64 19
178 Seriously, we gotta stop with the treats or he's never going to leave the castle! 1.3668 0.03943 229 159 56 14
179 Forget the bones. Get some chew toys! 1.3653 0.03638 271 189 65 17
180 Hurry up before he licks me! 1.3651 0.03985 241 171 52 18
181 I told you if you wanted a dog you’d have to be the ones to take care of it, yet here I am up the ladder every fucking day. 1.3651 0.04253 252 188 36 28
182 Ready the catapult and tennis ball! 1.3647 0.03872 255 181 55 19
183 No! Another chicken flavored! 1.3636 0.04191 209 147 48 14
184 He wants homework! 1.3625 0.04122 240 174 45 21
185 This will only hold him for so long. Prepare thy tummy rubs. 1.3622 0.03997 254 184 48 22
186 Toss me another T-R-E-A-T! 1.3621 0.04134 232 167 46 19
187 He's not rolling over! 1.3618 0.03707 246 170 63 13
188 If this doesn’t work we go in for the belly rub. 1.3613 0.04015 238 170 50 18
189 I got him to sit!! Pass another and we’ll try ‘lie down.' 1.3611 0.03939 252 181 51 20
190 One of you W-A-L-K around back. 1.3610 0.04273 241 179 37 25
191 Guys, that’s not what I meant when I said retreat. 1.3602 0.03992 236 168 51 17
192 Fire the tennis balls! 1.3596 0.04135 228 164 46 18
193 Ok, one of you sneak around to the drawbridge and drop off the mail. 1.3594 0.04047 256 188 44 24
194 Throw me a bone, would ya? 1.3587 0.04102 223 159 48 16
195 He will sit, but he won't roll over." 1.3581 0.03730 229 157 62 10
196 Not that one! That's the bone of contention! 1.3574 0.03855 277 203 49 25
197 Hold the biscuits lads! 'Tis time to let fly the massive frisbee! 1.3571 0.03861 266 193 51 22
198 More bones! He’s a three knight dog! 1.3569 0.03866 269 196 50 23
199 Hurry up! Our defenses are crumbling! 1.3566 0.03829 258 185 54 19
200 Okay, great! Now the one with the pill in it! Quick! 1.3566 0.03981 244 176 49 19
201 Bring them ALL up! He’s a VERY good boy! 1.3552 0.03777 259 185 56 18
202 Plan B! - the 'Trojan Squirrel'! 1.3550 0.04270 231 171 38 22
203 He has threatened to bark in our general direction. 1.3540 0.04152 226 164 44 18
204 I can't remember where we are in the story. Is he very big, or are we very small? 1.3527 0.04010 241 175 47 19
205 Did anyone bring a tennis ball? 1.3517 0.04024 236 171 47 18
206 Ok that’s enough. Nick, Nack, Paddy and Wack you can go. 1.3514 0.04391 222 166 34 22
207 Looks like this castle is defended by a good boy ! 1.3493 0.04112 209 149 47 13
208 Enough! Bring ye olde tennis ball! 1.3487 0.03996 238 173 47 18
209 A few more biscuits and he’ll roll over and play dead! 1.3484 0.03853 221 155 55 11
210 Launch the tennis ball! 1.3476 0.04259 210 153 41 16
211 He likes them! We're in! 1.3466 0.03763 251 180 55 16
212 No,no, bring the stick! 1.3460 0.03773 237 168 56 13
213 Launch the ball, NOW! 1.3455 0.03899 246 179 49 18
214 I think he wants to go out 1.3450 0.04404 200 147 37 16
215 He'll sit but he won't play dead. 1.3448 0.04128 203 145 46 12
216 It's working. Now use the laser pointer to distract the giant cat. 1.3442 0.04078 215 155 46 14
217 They call it the Hundred Years' War, but it feels more like Seven Hundred to me! 1.3439 0.04103 221 161 44 16
218 Ok, now start running and yell, "fetch"! 1.3436 0.04170 227 168 40 19
219 And I thought dragons had bad breath. 1.3436 0.04301 195 141 41 13
220 Try throwing one and say "fetch!" 1.3430 0.04349 207 153 37 17
221 He knows they’re dental bones! Retreat! Retreat! 1.3429 0.03991 245 181 44 20
222 This won't work. Get the Trojan Cat. 1.3427 0.04038 248 185 41 22
223 Quick! Bring my homework! 1.3422 0.04146 225 166 41 18
224 "Enough with the complaints! We could be the crew assigned to 'w-a-l-k' him." 1.3397 0.04366 209 156 35 18
225 I said retreat, not another treat! 1.3397 0.03800 262 193 49 20
226 Now he wants a belly rub! 1.3391 0.04040 233 172 43 18
227 Stop! I said, 'Retreat,' not 'Re-treat.' 1.3381 0.04503 210 160 29 21
228 Come on, guys! Throw me a bone here! 1.3378 0.04179 222 165 39 18
229 He says he wants to meet our leader, outside, in a park, with a ball. 1.3378 0.04139 225 167 40 18
230 'The biscuit worked. Now grab the leash!!!' 1.3366 0.04200 205 150 41 14
231 Bring up the frisbee! 1.3365 0.04006 211 152 47 12
232 Send that green one up here! This breath is killing me. 1.3364 0.04001 220 160 46 14
233 When I said, "Re-treat!!!," this is not what I meant. 1.3362 0.04223 229 173 35 21
234 Can we keep him? 1.3351 0.04885 185 143 22 20
235 Quick! Its mother is coming. 1.3333 0.04362 222 170 30 22
236 Stop! He just keeps getting bigger. 1.3333 0.04131 225 168 39 18
237 Toys! He wants toys! 1.3333 0.04222 207 153 39 15
238 I think he’s ready to show us where he buried the keys! 1.3333 0.04150 204 149 42 13
239 See?! He’s sitting now! Remember: praise and reward, praise and reward! 1.3333 0.04252 201 148 39 14
240 Bad news. He hasn't had his night time walkies. 1.3319 0.03784 229 165 52 12
241 Oy! I said “Retreat!” Not “Re-treat”. 1.3318 0.04030 217 159 44 14
242 Bring on the peanut butter cannon! 1.3317 0.04292 202 150 37 15
243 In unison, please: 'Who's a good boy?' 1.3316 0.04492 193 145 32 16
244 Run! His chew toys look just like us! 1.3303 0.04028 221 163 43 15
245 It’s working – he’s distracted. Send in the squeaky toys! 1.3302 0.04146 212 157 40 15
246 Ok… we’ve distracted him, now one of you go get the baseball! 1.3299 0.04183 197 144 41 12
247 Plan B! Release the giant squirrel! 1.3297 0.04499 185 138 33 14
248 The treats are bad, but the boy is good. 1.3297 0.04276 182 132 40 10
249 Drop the bones and release the Squirrels ! 1.3289 0.04074 225 168 40 17
250 Stand down, he's agreed to a treaty! 1.3287 0.03983 216 158 45 13
251 Yes, the vegan one. 1.3283 0.04286 198 147 37 14
252 He says we all must bow wow down to him! 1.3260 0.04561 181 136 31 14
253 I already told him he’s a good boy!!! 1.3250 0.04366 200 151 33 16
254 Now everyone loudly and in unison: "Who's a good dog?" 1.3249 0.04413 197 149 32 16
255 It doesn't matter; they're color-blind. 1.3245 0.04437 188 141 33 14
256 I vote we let him stay on the couch. 1.3244 0.04162 225 171 35 19
257 Stop firing! He's a good boy. 1.3234 0.04347 201 152 33 16
258 I don't think he is going to surrender. He's not French. 1.3229 0.04430 192 145 32 15
259 Don't worry! He's a good boy! 1.3224 0.03940 214 157 45 12
260 He says he IS sitting! 1.3224 0.04244 183 134 39 10
261 Everybody all together: whose a good boy? 1.3204 0.04811 181 141 22 18
262 He says there's too much saffron in the yellow ones. 1.3204 0.04096 206 153 40 13
263 I've got his attention. Now go and throw the ball. 1.3200 0.04470 200 154 28 18
264 I need the knick knack paddy whack, not another bone! 1.3198 0.04284 197 148 35 14
265 He says," We have it all backwards. He is a dog not a god." 1.3195 0.03953 241 183 39 19
266 It's not working! He still wants Taylor Swift tickets. 1.3194 0.04439 191 145 31 15
267 After this, who's taking him for a run? 1.3189 0.04134 185 135 41 9
268 He's demanding a belly rub. 1.3189 0.04134 185 135 41 9
269 A few more biscuits and he'll be ready for a nap! 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
270 No, he hasn’t eaten his dinner, yet! 1.3175 0.04073 189 138 42 9
271 He's asking us to re-treat! 1.3174 0.03794 230 170 47 13
272 Who's going to walk him? 1.3169 0.04701 183 142 24 17
273 Nick, Nack, Paddy and Whack, it’s your turn to give the dog a bone! 1.3168 0.04486 202 157 26 19
274 Bring me a rolled-up newspaper! 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
275 We’re gonna need a bigger baggie 1.3161 0.04338 193 146 33 14
276 Keep it coming or we're never getting that baseball back. 1.3158 0.04385 190 144 32 14
277 The chicken-flavored bones aren't instilling panic and fear. Let's try broccoli. 1.3155 0.04167 187 138 39 10
278 You guys must have misheard me: I said re-treat. 1.3153 0.04185 222 171 32 19
279 Look, just be happy you’re not on cleanup duty. 1.3153 0.04356 203 156 30 17
280 When the King said he loves people food, what did he mean exactly? 1.3152 0.04679 184 143 24 17
281 He’s requesting a doggie bag. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
282 It works!! We've silenced the alarm!! 1.3141 0.04302 191 144 34 13
283 So definitely, the seer did not say "Beware of the fog." 1.3132 0.04647 182 141 25 16
284 Quick! Get the Trojan cat! 1.3121 0.04679 173 133 26 14
285 It’s working, boys! This should hold him til Gulliver gets here. 1.3112 0.04156 196 147 37 12
286 The mighty beast demands to know "Who's a good boy?" 1.3110 0.04148 209 159 35 15
287 It's looking a bit "ruff" up here. 1.3107 0.04385 177 133 33 11
288 He's a good boy! I repeat... he's a good boy! 1.3102 0.04550 187 145 26 16
289 Send for the squeaky mouse! 1.3098 0.04198 184 137 37 10
290 let's try a slipper. 1.3095 0.04019 210 158 39 13
291 Prepare the Cat-apluts! 1.3092 0.03941 207 154 42 11
292 Now ! Throw the ball ! 1.3090 0.04577 178 137 27 14
293 Says HE’S the good boy. 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
294 Now catapult the enormous tennis ball! 1.3080 0.03790 224 167 45 12
295 Bring forth the giant squeaky toy. 1.3077 0.03926 182 132 44 6
296 Summon the tennis ball catapults! 1.3073 0.04081 205 155 37 13
297 Watch out! The blue ones are Viagra. 1.3068 0.04393 176 133 32 11
298 If we run out of bones we'll use the peasants. 1.3065 0.04040 199 149 39 11
299 It's time to launch the kibble. 1.3065 0.03944 186 136 43 7
300 His gums look good! 1.3056 0.04533 180 139 27 14
301 Good dog...., Keep sending them up. ..., Who's a good do?. Yes you are ...... Quick hurry you idiots 1.3051 0.04067 177 130 40 7
302 Now he demands to go for a walk. 1.3050 0.03959 200 149 41 10
303 Sir Knick, Knack, Paddy, Whack, you all know what to do! 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
304 Hold off! ‘Stay’ seems to work! 1.3041 0.04237 171 127 36 8
305 Retreat! It doesn’t mean give him a treat again! 1.3037 0.04341 191 147 30 14
306 The guard takes bribes. Repeat. The guard takes bribes. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
307 Yo , Nick, Paddy, Knack... up here on the double!! 1.3032 0.04876 155 120 23 12
308 It's three knights' dog. 1.3030 0.04419 165 124 32 9
309 Knickknack paddy wack! I said KNICK KNACK PADDY WACK!!!! 1.3027 0.04371 185 142 30 13
310 He wants to know if we have anything grain-free? 1.3027 0.04021 185 137 40 8
311 I'm afraid some will call this appeasement." 1.3023 0.04052 172 126 40 6
312 Hand me the one that's the breath freshener for crying out loud 1.3021 0.04384 192 149 28 15
313 Ok we are going over the top, but watch where you step!! 1.3018 0.04505 169 129 29 11
314 'Keepeth him distracted!' saith the royal neuterer. 1.3016 0.04238 189 144 33 12
315 If you throw a few more, he might not notice the horse. 1.3010 0.03873 206 154 42 10
316 Casualty report: Knickknack and Paddywhack are down! 1.3006 0.04616 163 125 27 11
317 Hurry, he can’t bark while he is chewing! 1.2994 0.04282 177 134 33 10
318 I said a fake, giant horse, not a real, giant dog! 1.2994 0.04455 167 127 30 10
319 Keep 'em coming. I think he's warming to us. 1.2994 0.04119 167 123 38 6
320 He's got 'sit'. Now we work on 'stay' 1.2989 0.04407 174 133 30 11
321 It's okay - he's a lab. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
322 I told you a trojan puppy would never work! 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
323 We're in! And you said a Trojan dog was a bad idea! 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
324 Get back, we picked a bone with the wrong people! 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
325 Anyone got a ball? 1.2970 0.03961 165 120 41 4
326 Wait, go back. It's a palindrome - it's a Dog, not a God! 1.2969 0.04180 192 147 33 12
327 He's color blind so just give me the biggest one. 1.2963 0.04224 189 145 32 12
328 You idiots! I asked for the magic bones that make him SMALLER! 1.2961 0.04664 179 142 21 16
329 Release the belly scratcher!!!! 1.2945 0.04432 163 124 30 9
330 WHERE’S THE LEASH? GET THE LEASH! 1.2944 0.04146 180 136 35 9
331 Quickly! Re-treat! Re-treat! 1.2944 0.04221 180 137 33 10
332 He said we must think out of the box. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
333 I think the milk-bones worked! 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
334 Okay, he sat for that one, now I'm trying play dead. 1.2935 0.04042 201 154 35 12
335 OK....plan B. Fetch the squirrel. 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
336 Bring me the big squeaky toy! 1.2931 0.04391 174 134 29 11
337 Did anyone bring a ball?! 1.2931 0.04078 174 130 37 7
338 Forget the horse-this seems to be working! 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
339 Now let’s get him to play dead 1.2931 0.03825 174 127 43 4
340 Don’t worry, they never bite the band that feeds them. 1.2928 0.04618 181 144 21 16
341 We're gonna need a bigger moat. 1.2927 0.04656 164 128 24 12
342 Unleash the squeaky toy! 1.2925 0.04651 147 112 27 8
343 We've got the wrong address! 1.2925 0.04651 147 112 27 8
344 We’re going to need a bigger bone 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
345 Get Water!! His mouth is dry as a bone. 1.2922 0.04869 154 121 21 12
346 Operation ‘Who’s a good boy’ is working!! 1.2921 0.04535 178 140 24 14
347 Keep 'em coming. He says he'll show us the doggy door. 1.2917 0.04251 168 127 33 8
348 Report to the King immediately: "the Devil's Hellhound's tartar buildup is reduced and its breath is as fresh as the morning dew!" 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
349 No, no! I said r̲e̲treat! 1.2912 0.04393 182 142 27 13
350 Turns out he’s NOT a good boy. 1.2911 0.04861 158 125 20 13
351 Get back. He’s got fleas and they’re huge. 1.2909 0.04631 165 129 24 12
352 I need the biggest plastic bag you can find! 1.2901 0.04078 162 120 37 5
353 Get back; he's not a good boy! 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
354 Bring up the scooper. 1.2895 0.04257 190 148 29 13
355 Toss me another. He's a good boy. 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
356 Quick, who’s got the big plastic bag. 1.2888 0.04236 187 145 30 12
357 The Danes won't think he's so great, when he lets us in for a belly rub. 1.2883 0.04664 163 128 23 12
358 Enough with the Milk-Bone, we need Snausages! 1.2881 0.04018 177 133 37 7
359 No no no. I said treaty! 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
360 Abort! He wants to shake! 1.2875 0.04724 160 126 22 12
361 No more bone treats. Release the squeaky toys! 1.2874 0.04082 167 125 36 6
362 It’s safe. He’s a good boy.” 1.2874 0.04061 174 131 36 7
363 Keep them coming until we can find a big leash. 1.2874 0.04061 174 131 36 7
364 Confirmed that this is indeed a good dog! Please keep them coming! 1.2874 0.04525 174 137 24 13
365 Who wants to walk him? 1.2866 0.04871 157 125 19 13
366 Wrong house! 1.2865 0.04504 171 134 25 12
367 Remember the Alpo! 1.2857 0.04996 140 110 20 10
368 I draw the line at bowwowing to him. 1.2857 0.04317 147 110 32 5
369 Be ready. His loyalty is conditional. 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
370 Give me a bone with meat on it! HURRY!! 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
371 He's ready to give us the ball back.. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
372 Stand back A royal poop is coming!!!!! 1.2848 0.04451 165 128 27 10
373 Good news, we have more biscuits. Bad news, he’s the runt of the litter. 1.2848 0.04124 158 118 35 5
374 No! I said, "retreat!" 1.2840 0.04505 162 126 26 10
375 I have to come down, this dog breath is killing me. 1.2833 0.04115 180 138 33 9
376 Who wants to volunteer the belly rub. 1.2833 0.04335 180 141 27 12
377 I fed him; now one of you has to walk him! 1.2833 0.04406 180 142 25 13
378 I think we can end this war with treaties. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
379 He says for another one he'll roll over. 1.2825 0.03838 177 132 40 5
380 Two more bones and then catapult the cat! 1.2825 0.04599 177 142 20 15
381 What does it mean when he offers you his bone? 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
382 It's worse than we thought! He's a REALLY good boy! 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
383 Turns out our hunting dog is just a gathering dog. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
384 He says he likes the grey ones! 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
385 Quick! Send up the one that freshens breath! 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
386 We’ve got him chewing,boys. Roll in our “Trojan” tennis shoe. 1.2809 0.04505 178 142 22 14
387 He’s lifting his leg! 1.2809 0.04061 178 136 34 8
388 Hey Nick! Knack! Paddy!Whack! Give this dog a bone! 1.2805 0.04702 164 131 20 13
389 He's actually not a "good boy" after all! 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
390 I'm not dyslexic; there is a dog! 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
391 OK, the bones are working! Forget the giant Frisbee! 1.2798 0.04130 168 128 33 7
392 Let’s go boys-it’s crunch time! 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
393 OK, on three, everyone yell sit! 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
394 I did tell her and she is sitting! 1.2792 0.04466 154 119 27 8
395 Is this is what the king meant when he said the crusades are about dogma? 1.2791 0.04065 172 131 34 7
396 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Knight-Time 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
397 I got him to sit! We're in! 1.2781 0.04109 169 129 33 7
398 I wouldn’t send a knight out on a dog like this! 1.2778 0.04654 162 129 21 12
399 This isn't working! Get the cat-a-pult! 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
400 Stay back! His dog breath is huge too! 1.2771 0.04326 166 129 28 9
401 He seems friendly. And well fed. 1.2768 0.03734 177 132 41 4
402 Come on guys, throw me a bone! 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
403 Stop hounding me! 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
404 Next, a volunteer for the belly rub. 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
405 Quick! Get a rolled-up newspaper! 1.2762 0.04002 181 139 34 8
406 Why are we helping him have strong teeth? 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
407 I think we found our 'Alpha'".. 1.2756 0.04224 156 119 31 6
408 What's their word for "sit"? 1.2756 0.04125 156 118 33 5
409 With a nic nac paddy whack .. 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
410 Just four left?!" 1.2745 0.04659 153 121 22 10
411 We’re going to need the whole bag. 1.2745 0.04750 153 122 20 11
412 He says he prefers 'people' food. 1.2742 0.04071 186 145 31 10
413 No worries! It's Clifford! 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
414 Now run real fast in different directions. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
415 Somebody get a plastic bag...a really big plastic bag 1.2733 0.04577 161 128 22 11
416 Stop, he only wants chicken flavor. 1.2733 0.04661 161 129 20 12
417 He's rejected the peace treaty! 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
418 Watch out! He’s going to roll over! 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
419 Appeasing the gods? I was certain the memo said appeasing the dogs! 1.2722 0.04178 158 121 31 6
420 Quick! Another biscuit! He’s not a very good boy after all! 1.2721 0.04784 147 117 20 10
421 Throw me a bone here. 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
422 They’re eating out of our hands. 1.2715 0.04089 151 114 33 4
423 Crunch time! 1.2715 0.04597 151 119 23 9
424 Go get the catapult! And a really big tennis ball! 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
425 The treats aren't going to do it. Someone get the vacuum cleaner. 1.2712 0.04045 177 137 32 8
426 He's thirsty. Go fetch a lake. 1.2712 0.04201 177 139 28 10
427 Now let's see if he'll go for a walk. 1.2711 0.04307 166 130 27 9
428 Okay, I've got him distracted. Let the cat in the back door. 1.2706 0.04397 170 135 24 11
429 He says he hasn't learned "play dead" yet! 1.2701 0.04088 174 135 31 8
430 Tell the mailman he can drop that package by the moat. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
431 He likes the quinoa one! 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
432 No, no, the EXPLODING dog treats! 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
433 Quick! The leash! 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
434 Come on up. He's acting like a dog with a bone! 1.2695 0.04367 167 132 25 10
435 Now fetch the giant head scratcher, we’ve nearly got him. 1.2690 0.04048 171 132 32 7
436 Tennis ball,tennis ball!!! 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
437 He wants banana flavored. 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
438 No problem. We're in. It's a Labrador. 1.2685 0.04821 149 120 18 11
439 Now, yell 'walkies!' 1.2685 0.04429 149 116 26 7
440 It's not working! Bring me that giant tennis ball! 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
441 Every dog must have his day, but this is ridiculous! 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
442 Follow me, I can see the doggie door... 1.2675 0.03978 157 119 34 4
443 Last one up does the neutering! 1.2674 0.04352 172 137 24 11
444 Quickly now, fetch the squeaky toy! 1.2674 0.04193 172 135 28 9
445 Send up the chlorophyll. His breath is worse than his bite. 1.2674 0.04193 172 135 28 9
446 Whoever said it’s a dog-eat-dog world never climbed the Labrador of Success 1.2671 0.04269 146 112 29 5
447 He's bad to the bone! 1.2670 0.04047 176 137 31 8
448 I think he just needs to go out. 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
449 We're going to need bigger bones. 1.2663 0.04076 184 145 29 10
450 He can't tell the difference when it's green, yellow or red!! 1.2662 0.04226 154 119 29 6
451 Quick! Get the giant stick! 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
452 I think it's time for the catapults! 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
453 Okay, we've got his trust. Signal the troops down by the tree line to release the Giant Cat of Algiers and this guy will be out of here like a shot. The castle will be ours. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
454 Throw the ball! 1.2657 0.04857 143 115 18 10
455 Hurry it up, give a dog a bone. 1.2649 0.04477 151 119 24 8
456 Prepare the Scooper! 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
457 He still refuses to give me his paw! 1.2647 0.04333 136 104 28 4
458 This ladder's too slow, you're going to have to throw the dog a bone! 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
459 It's the dog that ate our homework! 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
460 He said no more vegan biscuits! 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
461 He's not a husky, he's just big-boned! 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
462 These should be enough to get us unconditional love. 1.2636 0.05223 129 105 14 10
463 Hurry! We need the Holy Tennis Ball, 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
464 Run for your lives! He's got gas! 1.2635 0.04264 167 132 26 9
465 We'll worry about walking him later. 1.2632 0.04255 133 101 29 3
466 He wants to go for a walk! 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
467 We need bigger biscuits! 1.2632 0.04041 152 116 32 4
468 Pass me the one with the sedative! 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
469 Throw me a bone. No, really. THROW ME A BONE! 1.2628 0.04179 156 121 29 6
470 Let’s name him Gulliver. 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
471 Back off, I smell gas 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
472 Why is training him always a battle? 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
473 A leash! A leash! My kingdom for a bloody leash! 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
474 Aye! We must feed the dogs of war! Let us give it green peace next! 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
475 The Leash! 1.2624 0.04790 141 113 19 9
476 We're in! 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
477 It's not working. It's just making his teeth and gums healthier! 1.2621 0.04155 145 111 30 4
478 Now we definitely have a dog in this fight! 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
479 It's gonna be okay! I asked him if he's a "GOOD BOY!" and he wagged his tail! 1.2621 0.04896 145 118 16 11
480 Get the leash and poo bags ready !!! 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
481 Somebody throw a ball! 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
482 Wait! Who brought the plastic bag? 1.2606 0.04290 165 131 25 9
483 Because he’s a good boy and deserves all the treats! 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
484 This is not going to work. Get the vacuum. 1.2606 0.04965 142 116 15 11
485 Quick! He says he likes the yellow ones better! 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
486 We're going to need the extra extra large poop bags! 1.2604 0.04302 169 135 24 10
487 OK that's enough, he's sitting. 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
488 He trusts me now, bring the frisbee! 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
489 any gluten free ? 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
490 He's keto – fall back! 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
491 No more treats until he learns to sit. 1.2595 0.04229 158 124 27 7
492 He's being a good boy! 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
493 Hurry! The squirrel is coming! 1.2593 0.04159 162 127 28 7
494 Bring forth the Royal pooper scooper next. 1.2593 0.03970 162 125 32 5
495 We’ll need a bigger bone! 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
496 How could you forget the tennis ball? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
497 Throw me a frickin’ bone here! 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
498 Keep those biscuits coming. I've almost taught him Stay. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
499 We need to cut back on the treats. 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
500 This isn't working. Get the giant tennis ball. 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
501 it's ok! He's wagging his tail! 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
502 Hurry up! He's not gonna sit/stay forever! 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
503 Puppies! There are eight puppies! 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
504 He is definitely a good boy! 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
505 This is the last time I offer to feed Gulliver's dog". 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
506 We are going to need a bigger biscuit. 1.2574 0.04782 136 109 19 8
507 Hurry it up Nick,Nack,Paddy,Wack ! 1.2571 0.04795 140 113 18 9
508 Thank goodness! The last one had a Cat. They're really finicky eaters, and a lot harder to please. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
509 He says he needs to go outside . 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
510 Welcome to the Church of doG and the Ladder Day Saints! 1.2568 0.04610 148 119 20 9
511 I'm going to try a dominance move that TV guy does. Tell my wife I love her. 1.2566 0.04525 152 122 21 9
512 I think I've gained his trust, Smartly now, load the squeaky toy into the catapult! 1.2563 0.04087 160 125 29 6
513 Quick, another bone or its me.. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
514 Ok, that one worked for "Sit." Hand up another and I'll try "Roll over". 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
515 Quick, get the huge cone! 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
516 It’s a dragondoodle, retreat! 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
517 No! HE’S going to fetch them! 1.2555 0.04017 137 104 31 2
518 The intelligence was wrong! It ain't Clifford. 1.2553 0.04657 141 113 20 8
519 Talk about a Great Dane! 1.2552 0.04671 145 117 19 9
520 Hey Knick, Hey Knack, Hey Paddywhack, give this dog a bone, will ya! 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
521 We're either going to be sued by the IP owners of Clifford or Monty Python for this. 1.2547 0.04342 161 129 23 9
522 Keep ‘em coming! His tail has already wiped out half a squadron of defenders! 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
523 It's time for fetch. Is the catapult ready? 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
524 It took only one biscuit and the guard dog is ours! 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
525 Good news: He says his people will be open to biscuit diplomacy. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
526 If we don't obey, it's back to the crate. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
527 Hurry! He's giving me those puppy-dog-eyes again! 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
528 It's not working, he's color-blind - get the Trojan Squirrel ready! 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
529 Bigger treats! He’s the runt of the litter! 1.2535 0.04173 142 110 28 4
530 Quick! Get the squeaky toy! 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
531 Tell my wife I knew about her lover. 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
532 It worked! I said "Sit!" And he sat! 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
533 We are in luck. He is a good boy. 1.2519 0.04786 135 109 18 8
534 He is impervious to Flavor-Snacks! Retreat! 1.2519 0.04299 135 105 26 4
535 We've already TRIED knicking, knacking, and paddy whacking! ! 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
536 At least he's not drooling. 1.2519 0.04034 135 103 30 2
537 Keep it up! He's wagging his tail. 1.2518 0.04800 139 113 17 9
538 Make haste, you fools! Release the squirrels! 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
539 He is accepting our treaty 1.2518 0.04690 139 112 19 8
540 Full stop on the whole "Trojan bones" idea. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
541 We’re going to have to re-treat. 1.2516 0.03839 155 119 33 3
542 Bring up those yellow ones. You other two sneak in the back. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
543 I'll feed him, but you have to walk him! 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
544 abort! abort! It’s a DOG shrine not a GOD shrine ! 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
545 The dyslexics come, bearing gifts for god. 1.2500 0.04972 132 108 15 9
546 He wants a real bone! 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
547 We need a catapult. 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
548 The Knick,-knack-paddy-wack didn’t work in the slightest, We’re ALL going to be rolling home, and not in a good way. 1.2500 0.04027 168 133 28 7
549 A few more and we’re in! 1.2500 0.03904 164 128 31 5
550 Our intel was all wrong. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
551 Worst Crusade yet. 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
552 All together now, shout’Good Boy!’ 1.2484 0.04475 153 124 20 9
553 Run! It's not Clifford! 1.2484 0.04475 153 124 20 9
554 After all these treats I hope you have a very large poop bag 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
555 Search the realm! The beast desires chewy, not crunchy! 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
556 Now the one with the tranquilizer 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
557 Stand back! He's about to burp! 1.2468 0.04370 158 128 21 9
558 Looks like we'll need a bigger bone! 1.2468 0.04253 154 123 24 7
559 Bark indeed worse than bite. 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
560 Bad news. He wants a real bone. Any volunteers? 1.2466 0.04073 146 114 28 4
561 I thought it was “The Alamo”, but he keeps saying “The ALPO”? 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
562 Quick! Get in the cat! 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
563 Operation knick knack paddy whack is a no-go! 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
564 Men, you can advance now -- he's agreed to be a Very Good Boy. 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
565 Wait! You guys said he likes CHEWY treats. 1.2463 0.04789 134 109 17 8
566 Not the human flavored ones! 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
567 Bring the newspapers! 1.2462 0.04641 130 104 20 6
568 Say it louder - good dog, good dog! 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
569 He sat! He sat! He sat! 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
570 Stop! He doesn't live here. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
571 Is the green one a breath mint?! 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
572 He asked for blue. PASS ME THE BLUE?!?! 1.2455 0.04026 167 133 27 7
573 Bad news. He wants more meat on the bones. 1.2453 0.04345 159 129 21 9
574 Fire the rawhide bone cannons! 1.2448 0.04118 143 112 27 4
575 Get butter. Everything’s better with butter. 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
576 One of us has to take him out! 1.2444 0.03999 135 104 29 2
577 He's assuredly not a good boy. 1.2444 0.04518 135 108 21 6
578 Any color! He can't taste the difference! 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
579 Okay, I think he likes me. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
580 She’s now demanding an emotional support serf. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
581 He says he's open to a treaty. 1.2437 0.04586 160 133 15 12
582 Wow! You should see that tail wag! 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
583 We’re feeding right into him. 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
584 I need four volunteers to take him for his walk. 1.2432 0.04137 148 117 26 5
585 Retreat! Back to Lilliput! 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
586 He wants it gluten-free 1.2431 0.04543 144 117 19 8
587 He’s a very good boy. Keep ‘em coming 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
588 Even if this works, we'll be cleaning up poop for weeks! 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
589 No bones, he wants to be walked 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
590 So far so good. Now, who's gonna take him for a walk? 1.2422 0.04929 128 105 15 8
591 A dyslexic's attempt to build an altar to God 1.2418 0.04546 153 126 17 10
592 It's too slow - bring up the dogapult! 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
593 Keep those offerings coming -- he reminded me that dog is God spelled backwards. 1.2416 0.04532 149 122 18 9
594 The dog biscuit didn't work. I'll let him smell my butt. 1.2414 0.04514 145 118 19 8
595 What part of re-treat don't you understand?! 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
596 Would it be to much to ask to throw me a bone?” 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
597 Told you it would work. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
598 Put down the biscuits and start loading the tennis balls into the catapult! 1.2411 0.04138 141 111 26 4
599 A Connecticut Clifford in King Arthur’s court… 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
600 Dog breath! 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
601 Ye yellows, stay! Ye others, round to the front! 1.2406 0.04015 133 103 28 2
602 I need four guys up here pronto to scratch his belly" 1.2405 0.03855 158 124 30 4
603 Quick, get me an incredibly large newspaper. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
604 A few more treats and he’ll play dead 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
605 Where is the Cat-apult? 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
606 He licked my face! Gaaaaa..... 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
607 I’m afraid he’s not really a good boy. 1.2400 0.04505 150 123 18 9
608 Never give up! Bring forth the liver snap! 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
609 Whatever you do, don't put on those disguises! 1.2400 0.05003 125 103 14 8
610 Such a beast as this we shall henceforth call a "rescue." 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
611 I call him Sir Pantsalot 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
612 Trojan Hound eats enemy out of house and home. 1.2395 0.04092 167 135 24 8
613 It's crunch time. 1.2394 0.04348 142 114 22 6
614 Quick go to Chewy.com and order more dog biscuits! 1.2391 0.03644 138 105 33 0
615 No one say, "Shake!" 1.2391 0.04663 138 113 17 8
616 It’s OK, I think he is friendly 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
617 This really seemed like a boneheaded idea, but It' s actually a work of genius. 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
618 I have him eating out of my hand. What should I do now? 1.2387 0.03783 155 121 31 3
619 Oh, No! This is just the DOG house! 1.2387 0.03999 155 123 27 5
620 Faster! His bite is definitely worse than his bark! 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
621 It’s been decided! All of the colors taste alike! 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
622 Wait for my command. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
623 Now release the red rubber ball! 1.2385 0.04057 130 101 27 2
624 It's not a problem if I sound like a squeaky toy when I get nervous, is it? 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
625 Now bringith up thy catapult and unleash thy royal tennis ball! 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
626 It's okay! He's my best friend! 1.2377 0.05212 122 102 11 9
627 He hates pink ones." 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
628 The one with the most cbd! 1.2374 0.04402 139 112 21 6
629 They’ve intercepted our supply lines! 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
630 He likes them! Fido likes them 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
631 Prithee, be quick about it! The Beast now stares at me and drools! 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
632 Gulliver's dog 1.2368 0.04251 152 123 22 7
633 STOP! HE'S GETTING BIGGER! 1.2368 0.04041 152 121 26 5
634 Look, it isn’t Cerberus, it isn’t any hound of hell—he’s just a big doggie who likes bones… 1.2368 0.04251 152 123 22 7
635 That’s enough dog biscuits! Get the pooper scooper! 1.2368 0.04548 152 126 16 10
636 Bring the pool,he is thirsty 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
637 You are on clean-up 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
638 Quick, before he finishes this one. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
639 HE BE-ITH A VERY GOOD BOY! 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
640 Look out! Get back! He's lifting his leg... 1.2365 0.04534 148 122 17 9
641 All together! "Who's a goood boy?! 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
642 It’s ON fellas! The Milkbone Siege is ON! 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
643 I'm afraid this may be a pyramid scheme. 1.2357 0.04821 140 117 13 10
644 He needs water! 1.2357 0.04489 140 114 19 7
645 Okay, we need a volunteer to do a tummy rub! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
646 Nobody in the future would ever believe THIS, Joshua, so just say you used trumpets. 1.2353 0.04695 136 112 16 8
647 Give me the one with hemlock. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
648 It's not working! Call back up! We need peanut butter. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
649 MORE BISCUITS!! 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
650 I said hark, not bark! 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
651 Hurry, he will tell us where the doggie door is! 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
652 Hurry Up! I 've got him distracted!! 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
653 Does anyone have 600 poop bags? 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
654 This is why we should only raid castles that don’t allow pets! 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
655 Take over! His breath is awful! 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
656 Go around the corner, there's a doggy door! 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
657 Enough of the fiber ones! 1.2339 0.04146 124 97 25 2
658 He's distracted by the treats, send in the cat-apult! 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
659 Boy was that informant from SPCA right on. 1.2336 0.04777 137 114 14 9
660 More Biscuits! I think I can get him to roll over! 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
661 No, he only wants the gold, not the other colors. 1.2333 0.04168 150 121 23 6
662 Hold on, where's Frank 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
663 He only wants the wheat free bones. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
664 The mead soaked biscuits aren’t working ! Catapult the cats! 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
665 Drop it! 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
666 We're gonna need a bigger a shovel. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
667 Hey guys! He says he wants a blue one. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
668 This dog needs to lighten up. Do any of you have a humerus? 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
669 'And he said that our army went to the dogs! That really takes the biscuit.' 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
670 It's okay--he's a good boy! 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
671 Quick, throw me the Alpo. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
672 Don't worry. The caption will explain everything if we're lucky. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
673 Can’t we just use the catapult to throw his ball? 1.2320 0.04969 125 104 13 8
674 He says he's full and wants a doggie bag. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
675 I think it's a Trojan Dog! 1.2319 0.04277 138 111 22 5
676 Forget the bones, get the cat! 1.2319 0.04277 138 111 22 5
677 It’s okay; it’s colorblind 1.2319 0.04022 138 109 26 3
678 Let's go, Nick! Nack! Paddy Whack! 1.2319 0.04633 138 114 16 8
679 Oh my God! It’s a pandemic puppy. 1.2319 0.04277 138 111 22 5
680 He only wants the yellow ones! 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
681 Cease fire, he’s eating the ammo! 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
682 He’ll lie down, but he won’t play dead. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
683 She says they taste better thrown than hoisted. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
684 These aren’t working. Do we have any with cannabis? 1.2314 0.05083 121 101 12 8
685 He says we have to pray to him too. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
686 Just throw me a bone. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
687 Her Majesty prefers almond milk bones.” 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
688 Send for help! He’s been a very good boy! 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
689 Quick! Does anyone have a large baggie?!?? 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
690 Hey, what happened to the supply chain! 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
691 Come on, throw me a bone! 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
692 Bone Up!! 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
693 Sure he’s an old one. But Gulliver says we better teach him some new tricks, fast. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
694 Bring in the catapult! 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
695 Clifford likes red bones! 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
696 We're gonna need some new tricks. 1.2292 0.03650 144 112 31 1
697 He wants to know if these biscuits are grain-free! 1.2292 0.04697 144 121 13 10
698 Unfortunately his bark is as big as his bite. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
699 So, he's definitely food motivated. 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
700 He said he asked for home-baked. 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
701 He says our donation will suffice! 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
702 He's got friends, hurry!!! 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
703 No more until he rolls over! 1.2282 0.03579 149 116 32 1
704 Give me another one and I’ll see if he can play dead! 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
705 Keep them coming. The Game of Bones is ours! 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
706 Pick it up, Stanley, dogs don’t have a 5 second rule 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
707 We’re gonna need more time at this rate. Go get the giant tennis ball! 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
708 OK! Together on my three! : "You are a very good dog!" 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
709 We need to refill his water pond. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
710 It wants something meaty. Any volunteers? 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
711 Whichevever of you was in charge of ordering just five bones needs to resign immediately. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
712 Re-treat! I said, re-treat! 1.2275 0.03862 167 135 26 6
713 Sound the retreat! 1.2273 0.04511 132 108 18 6
714 Just the breath-freshening ones, and hurry! 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
715 You're gonna need bigger bones. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
716 One more, and I think he’ll lie down. Then we can rush in and seize the squeaky. 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
717 Lose the red one, he’s vegetarian! 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
718 Ready the sweet potato! 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
719 He says he wants real bones! 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
720 It’s a deal! But hurry! 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
721 Back to Petco for more. He’s only the taster. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
722 Poop bags! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
723 He says he wants a chew toy. Any volunteers? 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
724 I repeat, he is NOT a good boy! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
725 The rest will go in the TROJAN HYDRANT. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
726 It’s working. More yellow ones! 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
727 Forget those for now and go find a really large plastic bag! 1.2261 0.05102 115 96 12 7
728 Cease! Now let’s see whose a good dog. 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
729 Bring out the cat-apult! 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
730 Back off! He's already a good boy! 1.2258 0.04970 124 104 12 8
731 Which one of you guys was supposed to bring the kibble? 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
732 I throw, he fetches, we storm! 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
733 He says he only wants essential cookies. 1.2258 0.04970 124 104 12 8
734 He’s treat motivated! Hurry I need another one to get him to play dead. 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
735 Hurry! Re-treat! Re-treat! 1.2256 0.04605 133 110 16 7
736 Retreat, Retreat, she’s gluten-free! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
737 Quick, pass me the bone of contention! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
738 Behold the perils of an inbred King Charles Spaniel!" 1.2252 0.05228 111 93 11 7
739 I think we should just try telling him to play dead. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
740 Send up the green one! He says he's vegan! 1.2248 0.04827 129 108 13 8
741 Sir Knick-knack! Sir Paddiwack! Now’s your time! 1.2246 0.04602 138 115 15 8
742 Oh no! they have a LABRADOR! 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
743 Send the OatMilkBone with relaxing camomile! That ought to do what the TurmericBone couldn’t. 1.2243 0.05363 107 90 10 7
744 Get the squirrel! 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
745 He's wagging his tail -- the castle is ours! 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
746 Get the catapult so he can catch them in midair. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
747 More. Much more! 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
748 His breath IS getting better… 1.2238 0.03769 143 113 28 2
749 Keep 'em coming. If I can get him to roll over and play dead, victory will be ours! 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
750 Enough with the bones, he wants edibles. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
751 He's a free agent! He wants four years of treats and a no trade clause. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
752 I’ll try scratching behind his ears 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
753 King Dyslexia VIII *may* have meant God, but he wrote Dog! 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
754 RE-TREAAAATTT! 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
755 Now get the ball 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
756 Quickly lads, the dental chew. Give me the damn dental chew! 1.2222 0.04663 135 113 14 8
757 Gulliver returned later that year bringing his new pippy 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
758 Knights Knick, Nack, Patty, amd Wack are next to give the dog a bone! 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
759 OK, the next one won’t be a rescue. 1.2222 0.03860 117 91 26 0
760 He wants to go to Ye Olde Dog Park now 1.2214 0.04097 131 105 23 3
761 Great news! He’s a good boy!! 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
762 Toss me another. He loves it! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
763 More yellow biscuits for the love of God. More yellow ones keep him a Good Boy. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
764 She only sees in grayscale, so give me whatever you got. 1.2205 0.04460 127 104 18 5
765 Keep 'em coming -- He's thinking about coming over to our side.. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
766 Send up the cats. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
767 He's a good boy! He's a good boy! 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
768 That's enough men. It's time for Kibbles and Bits. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
769 Catapult the rubber ball! 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
770 Get some more meat flavored up here. The chicken will only hold him off for so long. 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
771 How do you say "Who's a good boy?" in Old English? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
772 We might have to use the f-l-e-a-s. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
773 He says we're good, boys. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
774 Hurry up! One more dog biscuit and we can scratch his belly! 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
775 We are going to need a bigger leash. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
776 They have a big fortification here; send up more pacifiers. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
777 Kibble-catapult! Now! 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
778 This one makes him larger, we need to find the one that makes him small. The one that mother gave him didn't do anything at all. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
779 Gotta be gluten free! 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
780 Something more nutritious maybe ... what are we, barbarians? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
781 He says BONE APPETIT ! 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
782 Fall back! Our weapons are useless against this monstrosity! 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
783 Next time let's use the trebuchet! 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
784 He's armed to the teeth! 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
785 Hold your fire! I’m going in for a belly rub! 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
786 We must feed the dog of war! 1.2180 0.03898 133 106 25 2
787 He's Gluten-free...Gluten-free!! 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
788 OK, just give me the yellow ones! 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
789 Okay, we need the biggest pooper scooper you ever saw, and a way bigger forklift. ASAP. 1.2174 0.05060 115 97 11 7
790 Send another peace treaty! 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
791 Now let's see if we can get him to roll over 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
792 He wants to know, 'Who's a good boy?' 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
793 Yellow, yellow. we need more yellow. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
794 Fall back and save yourselves. We'll be licked in no time. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
795 He says "milk bones are not a substitute for spending less than 3% of GDP on military budgets"! I've been saying that for years! 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
796 Go back. He’s a puppy. 1.2167 0.04906 120 101 12 7
797 Load the giant oversized tennis ball in the catapult! I have an idea. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
798 More bones! Dear God, more bones! 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
799 The treats aren't cutting it. Get the tug toy and a lot more men. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
800 Hurry, before I surrender to its cuteness. 1.2162 0.04128 111 88 22 1
801 You're gonna need a bigger shovel." 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
802 Apparently he has a bone to pick 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
803 He wants the pink one first! 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
804 Who came up with this boneheaded scheme, anyway? 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
805 Do I see volunteers for walkies? Anybody? 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
806 They are littered with reinforcements! 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
807 "Once more, go get a leash!" 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
808 I think we 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
809 He's a good boy. A very good boy! 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
810 He'll let us invade if we also scratch his belly. 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
811 Stop! He's not a good boy! 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
812 Another treat – I’m all out of tricks. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
813 Rover, I told you to stop ordering from Costco. 1.2150 0.05316 107 91 9 7
814 He only wants gluten-free! 1.2150 0.05316 107 91 9 7
815 Well let’s hope his bark isn’t bigger than his bite. 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
816 Someone tipped him off! He knows about the pills. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
817 We're going to need a bigger bag. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
818 Get the catapult and tennis balls ready for phase 2. 1.2148 0.04629 135 114 13 8
819 We found their weakness, “Good Boy” just didn’t work! 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
820 He'll be our friend any minute now. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
821 Reassess …. Reassess!! 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
822 Give me another one, hurry! He's a VERY good boy! 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
823 Forget the biscuits, he wants raw hides! 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
824 Okay, we got a “Sit” who’s next for the “Jump”? 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
825 Our weapons of mass consumption don't seem to be working. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
826 He says we're lucky it's his cheat day, send up more cookies! 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
827 OK! I got him to sit. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
828 Ok, that’s enough! Bring up the catapult! Ready the cats! 1.2132 0.04715 136 116 11 9
829 Uh, guys, I think there's a flaw in the disguise-the-soldiers-as-dog-treats plan 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
830 Somebody load the cat-apult. 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
831 Have we got any squeeze toys? 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
832 Send the water cannon-his bowl is empty! 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
833 No, I said 'retreat'. This one's just a puppy! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
834 Hurry, he can't 'Sit' forever! 1.2128 0.04365 141 118 16 7
835 All together, now, “With a knick knack, paddy whack, give the dog a bone...” 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
836 It's not working. 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
837 Back off back off, He says he wants meat! 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
838 We're gonna need bigger dog bones! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
839 Golden-haired Rapunzel is a bitch! 1.2124 0.04064 113 90 22 1
840 After this, we take him for a walk 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
841 And you said he was fortress trained. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
842 What do we do about the poop moat on the other side?” 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
843 Are you sure you still want him? 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
844 Hurry, he’s gaining on us! 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
845 Call off the Trojan Cat...!!!! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
846 Run for your lives! He knows they're the discount brand, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
847 Hurry before the beast changes it mind. 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
848 Sir Knick Knack! Sir Paddy Whack! Give this dog a bone!! 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
849 He says he needs to go out for a walk... NOW. 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
850 He's getting full. Send up the Trojan biscuit 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
851 Operation Good Boy seems to be working. 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
852 Stand back! He's gonna lick! 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
853 The red meat one and be quick about it! 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
854 He keeps asking 'Who's a good knight? Who's a good knight?' 1.2113 0.04451 142 120 14 8
855 Throwing this dog a bone is not working. 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
856 Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen! 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
857 More pumpkin! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
858 He likes it! He likes it! 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
859 One must ask one’s self , why can’t he just dig his way out? 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
860 Clifford is way more intense in person. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
861 Not enough! Bring on the giant cat! 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
862 He's dyslexic; he thinks he's GOD. 1.2105 0.04901 114 96 12 6
863 It's working, I think he likes me. 1.2105 0.04740 114 95 14 5
864 On second thought, “bone costumes” probably wasn’t the way to go here. 1.2105 0.05057 114 97 10 7
865 OKAY, NOW WHAT?! 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
866 : „These multiplayer games get more and more realistic by each level.“ 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
867 Throw me a freakin’ bone! 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
868 In a fortnight we'll be ready to invade Newfoundland. 1.2101 0.04112 119 96 21 2
869 Not the gluten free ones! Are you trying to get us all killed?! 1.2101 0.04902 119 101 11 7
870 The deal is that he'll let us in if we'll take his poop out. 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
871 Faster people, faster! 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
872 I think we're gonna need a bigger bone. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
873 Bring the entire box—she’s eating for thirteen! 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
874 Hide! The giant kitty behind him isn’t declawed. 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
875 I think we’re going to need a bigger bone! 1.2093 0.04627 129 109 13 7
876 It’s okay … he’s a good boy! 1.2093 0.04494 129 108 15 6
877 Someone help me scratch behind his ears. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
878 He says it's called Mar-a-Lago, and we should take our gifts to the front gate. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
879 Quick! More yellows! 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
880 How many times did I tell them my expertise is dragons 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
881 He's a friendly dog. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
882 Tell him he's a good boy!" 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
883 He wants us to re-treat! 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
884 Wait, are you saying ‘retreat’ or ‘re-treat’? 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
885 bone appetit! 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
886 Today he is a BAD dog!” 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
887 Quick, send for the vacuum cleaners. 1.2083 0.05524 96 82 8 6
888 Quick, before he realizes he’s color blind. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
889 It’s not working. Are we sure that merchant sold us the CBD-infused treats? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
890 He says this is his final offer. 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
891 Guys,I got the order wrong! He says he’s gluten free! 1.2080 0.04586 125 105 14 6
892 Who brought the pooper scooper? 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
893 He wants water, now ! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
894 Our treaty is crumbling! 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
895 Only yellow!!! 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
896 No - he says the pink ones are just too salty! 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
897 I knew we'd have to deal with a security feed. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
898 The bones are not working. Quick, get the flea bath!!! 1.2075 0.05314 106 91 8 7
899 …and what if he’s not hungry after this one? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
900 Duke and Earl are approaching! 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
901 He wants to play fetch. Ready the catapult! 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
902 Go back,he needs a bowl of water. 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
903 Hurry! I don’t like the way he’s looking at me. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
904 He's got a bone to pick with you guys. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
905 He's NOT a good boy! 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
906 Forget this, get the catapult. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
907 He only eats Pedigree 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
908 Ok, Ok - now where's the big water bowl? 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
909 Run, he needs to be let out. 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
910 Where's the charcoal one? He's got terrible bad breath. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
911 Now, ask him who’s a good boy! 1.2069 0.03971 116 93 22 1
912 He says he is only wary of Greeks bearing gifts. 1.2066 0.04682 121 102 13 6
913 Who cares if they aren't gluten free, by God their working! 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
914 Bring the vacuum cleaner! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
915 Good news, he’s a big hungry boy! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
916 The first step is to rescue the dog, then the maiden. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
917 While the beast devoureth the dog treats, load the trebuchet with the rubber ball. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
918 Get back! It's a dog breath trap! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
919 We have no hope. This God will devour everything. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
920 Get some meat'on those bones! 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
921 keep feeding the bones--The rest will storm the north wall 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
922 He says his name is “Who” and “He’s a good boy.” 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
923 He likes it! Roll the wooden alpha dog up to the gate! 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
924 He's not that big. He's standing on his rear legs. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
925 He is being a good boy, we need more treats! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
926 Quick, get a log for him to fetch. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
927 Hurry! Before he realizes I'm edible too! 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
928 Who said give me your paw? 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
929 Yes. He's a rescue. 1.2051 0.03941 117 94 22 1
930 Now he wants his tummy scratched. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
931 Bring the largedt frisbee we have. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
932 Cat mint flavour, make it quick! 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
933 No, I said ‘retreat’, not ‘re-treat’! 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
934 Just a few more! Then, he’ll reveal where he hid the sock. 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
935 Dammit Jim, I said no bones! 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
936 My kingdom for a dog. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
937 This dog-sitting gig is not worth it! 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
938 Hurry,before he realizes that he’s a carnivore. 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
939 He’ll lose his appetite for soldiers after a few more biscuits. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
940 We only had to feed the Minotaur once a year… 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
941 I told you the ramparts would be kennel-ated! 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
942 Hurry brave knights, before he starts marking his territory! 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
943 You were wrong! He loves treats way more than he loves us. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
944 What will he do when we run out of treats? 1.2035 0.03805 113 90 23 0
945 If we don't walk him soon there is going to be a moat 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
946 He's NOT the Mesiah! He's a very naughty boy! 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
947 More fetching.” 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
948 Everything he eats is fortified. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
949 It might have been easier if we went the classic route and just got a horse 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
950 Heard of a Trojan Dog?! 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
951 Ok…now let’s try the stick 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
952 Quick,start throwing the tennis balls! 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
953 The bones are powerless against him! Get the TENNIS BALLS! 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
954 DON’T LET THE DOG OUT!! 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
955 We might be able to tame this beast 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
956 Forget the damsel, let's rescue him. He's such a good boy! 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
957 Merry Christmas,Clifford! 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
958 Tell the mailman he’s clear to go! 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
959 Keep the bones coming. He’s the tower guard dog. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
960 I need to retreat. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
961 We’re a ten-man belly rub from victory. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
962 Back off. It’s only Clifford. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
963 Don't pretend to be busy. One of you is taking him for a walk." 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
964 He thinks we're part of the doggie treats. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
965 It likes banana flavor. "86" strawberry and dump kale 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
966 When I yell “fetch” you guys take off running as fast as you can! 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
967 Treats aren't working somebody bring in the vacuum cleaner! 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
968 No more bones. Quick, he wants a fire hydrant. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
969 We’re gonna need a lot more subscriptions to the New York Times! 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
970 Prepare the kibble cannon! 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
971 He's a REALLY GOOD BOY! 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
972 I know you're hurrying, but I've got a bone to pick with you. 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
973 It’s the size of the poop bag I’m really worried about! 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
974 Bring more bones! 1.2015 0.04591 134 115 11 8
975 Holy fucking shit this dog is a HUGE motherfucker! Remember when we left this morning and I was all like "why do we need these enormous dog treats lol wtf?" Well, fuck me. 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
976 Did we bring a Trojan dog? 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
977 Now put the rubber ball in the catapult! 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
978 There’s no sign of Humpty Dumpty. I fear the worst. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
979 Oh my Dog! 1.2000 0.04423 130 110 14 6
980 Take those back, it's already big-boned. 1.2000 0.04123 150 127 16 7
981 See if he jumps out if we bury the bones 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
982 Let"s first wait till he rolls over. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
983 I think we're ready for the Trojan Bone! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
984 He is already sitting. I need him DOWN! 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
985 One more. I’ve almost got him stay! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
986 He says he needs you guys to Sit! and Stay! 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
987 Pick up the 'Good Boy' chant! He's getting antsy. 1.2000 0.04221 145 123 15 7
988 Forget the bones, go get me the toy, I think he's ready to play ball. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
989 He says he wants homework" 1.2000 0.04971 115 99 9 7
990 He says we're very good boys 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
991 It's ok, he is a rescue. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
992 Okay, start rolling the pill in a ton of peanut butter. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
993 Save some for the House of Yorkie! 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
994 Looks like the peanut butter flavor is working! 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
995 Who wants to take him for a walk? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
996 He thinks he has a bone to pick. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
997 Idiots! Did none of you bring something for the cat? 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
998 I said, "Retreat! Not dog treat!" 1.2000 0.04971 115 99 9 7
999 Shout out who's the good boy!!! 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1000 Go fetch backup! 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1001 Who said these bones help his breath? I’m dying up here! 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
1002 Nick! Nack! Paddy! Wack! You know what to do! 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
1003 Hurry, while he's being such a good boy! 1.1984 0.03907 126 103 21 2
1004 We need more kibble- pass it on- no more bones- only more kibble! 1.1984 0.03907 126 103 21 2
1005 Okay, now assume belly rub formation! 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
1006 Start up the Trojan Squirrel! 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
1007 Remember, he eats the green one last. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1008 Ok lads, I think we're ready to try "shake a paw" ! 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1009 He says he appreciates the gesture, but dogs are color blind 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1010 The knick-knack-paddy-whack didn't work either! Let's roll on home! 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1011 I've got a bone to pick. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1012 Hurry, bring the leash 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1013 At ease! Fire up the tennis ball trebuchet! 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1014 This isn't working. Deploy the Fire Hydrant! 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
1015 This dog subscribes to the New Yorker. No matter how anemic he seems, we must throw him a bone.” 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
1016 Looks like “Who’s a good doggie?” isn’t going to work. 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
1017 We must reinforce positive behavior at all costs! 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1018 Release the squirrels on the left flank! 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1019 No, not that kind of retreat! 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1020 He says he needs to go out! 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
1021 We can’t afford to keep feeding him. Can we give him back? 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
1022 Forget the flavored ones. Give me one with a sedative! 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
1023 Looks like we're gonna need a bigger bone! 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
1024 He doesn't respond to sit. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
1025 I thought you said it was a horse. 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
1026 Can one of you please hold the ladder steady? 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
1027 Go back. He only does cheese flavored. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
1028 Bring forward The Cat! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1029 It's a fidodom 1.1980 0.05269 101 87 8 6
1030 Send the squeaky toy soldier- quick! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1031 It has to be gluten free- remember? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1032 I’m full you nitwits! Now go home to your wives and give her your best bone. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1033 The Dobermann betrayed us! These are not repellents! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
1034 He says he's a good boy, and he's sorry about barking at us at the front gate. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1035 He wants a darker grey one. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
1036 Hold on, I see they have a cat, too. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1037 Step right up to the World’s Biggest Dog and Bony Show! 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
1038 No, no, no! The milk bones with gravy. 1.1967 0.03797 122 99 22 1
1039 Just say "down boy" 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1040 Maybe we shouldn’t hide in those. 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
1041 Keep em' coming... got him to "sit" now working on "fetch" 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
1042 He says his home is HIS castle. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
1043 Trick or Treat! 1.1966 0.04739 117 100 11 6
1044 Keep the gold ones coming. 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
1045 Okay, once he's distracted fire the cat-apult 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1046 He said his name is Clifford and he used to be red 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
1047 Now do I have a bone to pick with you. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1048 Quick! More bones! Before he eats the White Castle! 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
1049 No, not just the biscuits, he wants the whole bag. 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
1050 He’s willing to negotiate! Hold off on the T.R.E.A.T.S.! 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1051 Bring forth the Trojan squeaky toy! 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1052 Look, there are hostile takeovers, and then there are totally rude takeovers. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1053 We need chocolate, you idiots. Who brought the peanut butter kind? 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1054 More ‼️ More‼️ More‼️ He’s Hugh 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
1055 It’s alright—he’s such a good boy! 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
1056 Release the Hounds ! 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
1057 Enough! Now catapult over the giant squeaky toy! 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
1058 He keeps spitting out the pill! Tell the king we need a slice of cheese, now! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1059 And you said to not bring the catapult. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
1060 He says: “Your mother is a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!” 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1061 We’re running out of biscuits. Quick, what’s French for ‘play dead? 1.1957 0.04223 138 117 15 6
1062 Faster! Clifford desperately needs some color. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
1063 He says he's got a bone to pick with all of you! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
1064 He gladly accepts bribes. 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
1065 Quick, get the CAT-a polt! 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
1066 Why did we take Gulliver's dogsitting job? 1.1951 0.04712 123 106 10 7
1067 More of the YELLOW ONES 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
1068 Go fetch me the cat o'nine tails! 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
1069 We’re gonna need a bigger leash. 1.1949 0.03855 118 96 21 1
1070 He bit my finger! 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
1071 It worked! She loves me. She really, really loves me. 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
1072 Get the vacuum cleaner! 1.1949 0.05000 118 103 7 8
1073 Be wants to play fetch! 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1074 Forget the bones.Who’s going to walk him? 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1075 Quick, someone go get the cat-apult! 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1076 Quick, we need the bacon flavored one. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1077 I need a volunteer to scratch his belly while I find the princess! 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1078 Only one per day 1.1944 0.03976 144 121 18 5
1079 Who changed the brand? 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
1080 Bigger!! I need the EXTRA large ones! 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1081 He only likes Triscuits. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1082 Oh man, he took a dump on the sofa! 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
1083 Fetch me another. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1084 He says Monty Python's bit was funnier. 1.1944 0.05002 108 93 9 6
1085 She said organic! 1.1944 0.04826 108 92 11 5
1086 It’s Clifford The Big Red Doge 1.1942 0.03664 139 114 23 2
1087 Guillermo del Toro’s “The Cookie Monster” 1.1942 0.05173 103 89 8 6
1088 Dog-gone it,boys,we have to bone up on our tactics! 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1089 Quick, bring in the catapult with the giant tennis ball! 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
1090 Keep those biscuits coming! He always naps after eating.... 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1091 We are the Knights Who Say Woof! 1.1940 0.04300 134 114 14 6
1092 He says it's not organic. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1093 Gift of the Danaans 1.1939 0.04014 98 79 19 0
1094 Balls to the walls! 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
1095 If his chain was 10 feet longer he would be having a real meal. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1096 Four more and he’ll open the back gate. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1097 Quick, more peanut butter flavor! 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
1098 I told you a million times, he ONLY wants the lemon-flavored ones! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
1099 I have no bone to pick with you! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
1100 QUICK, HAND ME SOME WEE WEE PADS! 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
1101 Halt!!! He is not vegetarian!!! 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
1102 Yep, he likes the lemon ones! 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
1103 USPS Dog Bite Awareness Week Dec. 18-24, 1492 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
1104 Keep ‘em coming…it’s a Lab! 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1105 He's asking again: 'Who's a good boy?!' 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1106 He's done eating, but now one of you needs to take him for a walk. 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
1107 My kingdom for a chew toy! 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
1108 When we go back, we'll tell everyone he was scary! 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1109 That’s no dragon! 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1110 Keep them coming -- His tail's starting to wag! 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
1111 A few more, and I think I can get him to play dead. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1112 Enough bones already,get me a throwing stick. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
1113 Nick, Nack, Patty, Wack; Give the dog a bone!! 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
1114 Bring on the fire hydrants. 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
1115 C'mon, let's make Neville Chamberlain proud. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
1116 Biden's dog wants more bones! Get Tucker Carlson's head! 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
1117 Fall back! The beast needs to go for walkies! 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
1118 They’re crunchier than peasants, but he misses the squeaks. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
1119 Now catapulters! Launch the ball now! 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
1120 Hurry,he prefers the ones that taste like bacon. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
1121 In next week's episode of Game of Bones... 1.1923 0.05127 104 90 8 6
1122 Tell the assault team to watch where they step. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
1123 We must have heard wrong. I don't think he's such a good boy. 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
1124 No not that one! The habanero. 1.1920 0.04500 125 107 12 6
1125 How did they get the Trojan Horse OUT of the city? 1.1920 0.04500 125 107 12 6
1126 This isn't working! Bring on the dog toys! 1.1920 0.03715 125 102 22 1
1127 It doesn''t matter: dogs have almost no color vision. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
1128 Fetchez le biscuit! 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1129 Where's the fresh bowl of water?! 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
1130 He wants low-carb only! 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
1131 It’s working, he’s distracted. Get those other yellow ones up here FAST! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
1132 We’re good. Floppy ears. 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
1133 I learned this trick from their king's letter carrier. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1134 Hey guys, he’s wagging his tail. That’s a good thing…right? 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1135 Keep ‘em coming, guys! He’s rrreeeally hungry! 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
1136 Give a dog a bone!!! Damnit! 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
1137 after all, we are in Canine! 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
1138 Prepare the tennis ball cannons! 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
1139 I don’t care what her majesty says, i am NOT picking up after him!!! 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
1140 No pinks or greens! She only wants the yellows! Why is that so hard to understand? 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
1141 Go Back!! We boned up on the wrong strategy! 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
1142 Cry havoc! The dog of war is a very good boy! 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
1143 No more biscuits! Poop bag poop bag , on the double ! 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
1144 No, he wants bacon. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
1145 Didn't anybody bring the damn leash? 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
1146 May I offer some feedback? At my old job we used a catapult. 1.1908 0.03819 152 128 19 5
1147 Forget the bones. Just leave the package at the gate. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
1148 It’s raining dogs and catapults. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
1149 Of course he's a rescue. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
1150 He's a very good boy! Everybody over the wall! 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
1151 Stop, stop, ... they anticipated our Trojan strategy, stop! 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
1152 Go back! The Trojan Bones aren't working! 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
1153 Nick, Nack, Paddy, and Whack, give the dog a bone! 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
1154 Green breath mint, and hurry! 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
1155 The Green one. The GREEN one, dammit! She says she's vegan! 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
1156 Quick! He wants the beef one! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
1157 'Gluten Free, It has to be Gluten Free. How many times do I have to tell you. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
1158 I repeat, Operation Trojan Dog Treat is cancelled! 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
1159 I said knick knack paddy whack! 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
1160 THE RED ONE!THE RED ONE!! 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
1161 A dog named Gulliver. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
1162 Quick! More of those edibles! 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
1163 No, not the yellow ones! They're making him grow even bigger! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1164 The dog bones aren’t working, let’s try the ball 1.1898 0.03518 137 112 24 1
1165 Distracted?! He's not distracted! He's looking right at me! 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1166 On second thought,cancel the Trojan Dog Treat! 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1167 The Chihuahuas were much more cooperative. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1168 Don't give him any more of the ones with growth hormone in them! 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1169 We've reached the great mongrel empire. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1170 No bones about it, he is a big dog! 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1171 Did anyone bring a plastic bag?‘ 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1172 Now the heartworm pill! 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
1173 We’re gonna need a bigger box of biscuits. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1174 Did we bring any projectiles that sqeak? 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1175 Hold it, we've been worshiping an anagram! 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
1176 he says where's the meat? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1177 Omg his breath is awful,send up the green one! 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1178 Ok. No one else climb up. Just pass them to me, and I’ll toss them over the wall. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
1179 Next time all we'll have to do is ring a bell. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
1180 We're going to need our largest shovel! 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
1181 He said he’s an emotional support dog and that you’re doing a great job! 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
1182 At the pet store they assured us that he wouldn't get any bigger than fifteen or twenty pounds. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
1183 I think we need a bigger bone. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
1184 Can you toss a guy a bone? 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
1185 Don't worry, he's friendly! 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
1186 No! Send them all back! He can't have gluten! 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
1187 He's still begging--get Sir Pavlov up here quick. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
1188 Any room in our military budget to hire a dog walker? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
1189 He doesn't get it when I say "HEEL" 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
1190 have no fear, boys, a visibly depressed woman who has somehow attached all significance in life to the plight of pitbulls assures me there are no bad dogs, there are only bad people 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
1191 Bring up the leash! 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
1192 Castle Bone Yard 1.1881 0.05211 101 88 7 6
1193 It's an Irish Setter. Quick! The green one! 1.1881 0.05211 101 88 7 6
1194 He says that he can’t be bribed by dog biscuits, but if we wire a million dollars to his bank account he will let us in. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
1195 Now he is demanding organic. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
1196 Run this is just the puppy 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
1197 Keep it moving! I am not going back to clean-up duty! 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
1198 Change menu. He identifies as human. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
1199 When I say three, catapult the squirrel! 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
1200 Lucky for me that they do not realize that a pat on the head would be just as satisfying as all these bones. 1.1880 0.04531 117 100 12 5
1201 See if there’s dog flap you can enter! 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
1202 Go back and tell the boys at The Round Table we found Barksalot! 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
1203 Okay, this isn't going to work. Who fancies having a go at tickling his tummy? 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
1204 Roll over the Fetch-a-pult, men! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
1205 I told you, aim for the head and not the mouth! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
1206 Huh oh, wrong fairy tale. 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
1207 Hurry and get a larger basket for him! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
1208 Come people come! The puppies are adorable and about our size. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
1209 Keep 'em coming boys, I almost have him eating out of the palm of my hand. 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
1210 I don't think the Trojan Bones were a good idea! 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
1211 No; not Game of BONES! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
1212 It’s safe he’s domesticated 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
1213 He doesn't believe they're organic and locally sourced. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
1214 Forget those. Bring more turkey liver! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
1215 After this we try the Trojan fire hydrant? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1216 He wants one with CBT 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
1217 Cuteness incoming, brace, brace!! 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
1218 Look out...he's gonna blow! 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
1219 More treats! More treats! They’ve unleashed the dogs of war! 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
1220 Hurry up! He's being a REALLY good boy! 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
1221 Whose turn to walk him? 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
1222 Where's the chocolate one? 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1223 You know, he's color blind! 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
1224 Quick, give me the one with seconol! 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
1225 They’re all the same flavor anyway. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1226 Fetch the balls! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
1227 We will soon be inside, I got him eating out my hands. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
1228 We’ll mount our attack when he poops! 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
1229 You REALLY have to watch your step in there. 1.1864 0.04495 118 101 12 5
1230 Let's bring him to heel. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1231 We're gonna need the peanut butter Kong!!! 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
1232 IT'S NOT WORKING, GET THE CAT! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
1233 Lies! His bark is way worse than his bite! 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1234 Hold up the chicken flavor and bring on the liver flavor. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1235 Oh no, never point the biscuit at him! He’s a rescue dog and he’ll freak out. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
1236 Enough with the biscuits. Go back and get higher boots. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1237 I’m thinking maybe we try the cat-apult 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
1238 Run away Swiftly...he knows we are Lilliputians! 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
1239 Hurry up Nick,Nack,Paddy and Wack!! 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
1240 He says take 'em back! Bones this color are not organic! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
1241 Get the steak! His owner's coming! 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
1242 Hurry up, this dog must have his day. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
1243 Hold it. He's got his own stash! 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
1244 He's looking for the one that will turn him RED! 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
1245 Don’t worry, men. He’s never bitten anybody. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
1246 She's a good girl, we're in! 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
1247 His name is "Rex." 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1248 Yup, he's eating healthy after the holidays. Send up the veggie bone. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1249 Another round of the crunchy, osteoporosis ones! 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
1250 I'm not sure a caption would make this scenario any funnier, guys. What say we cut our losses and call it a day? 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
1251 Any of them. Dogs are color-blind. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
1252 Plan B: The CATapult. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1253 Faster before it eat us 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
1254 He says we're all really good boys! 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
1255 Quick! Release the squirrel!" 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1256 More kibbles. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1257 No strawberry, damnit! 1.1852 0.05120 108 95 6 7
1258 ...the scooperrr! 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1259 Red Rover prefers the yellow ones. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1260 Good boy 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1261 Quick, the minty bone! 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1262 He’s had enough of the veggie biscuits, bring up the bacon-flavored one. 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
1263 Cat-apult? Seriously, this is no time for puns! 1.1849 0.03768 119 98 20 1
1264 NO, not the green one! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
1265 Close the floodgates - he's lifting his leg! 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
1266 I said retreat not more treats! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
1267 Trust the plan — there's no way he'll bite the hand that feeds him! 1.1848 0.05338 92 80 7 5
1268 Good call on the boots. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
1269 Look out! This is a T-Rex Dog! 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
1270 Please do not yell "Bad Dog" when I am this close to him!! 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
1271 Give me the one with chicken bones 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
1272 Make haste, or I’m next! 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
1273 Damn. The “ go fetch” strategy didn’t work. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
1274 More bones! The beast’s breath is most foul, but its eyes beguile me. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
1275 Retreat! Retreat my my friends! Our "bones of contention" are ineffective against this "English Dog"! 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
1276 Tell my wife I love her! 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
1277 Can you just bring it to me and quit waiting for an idiom? 1.1845 0.03840 103 84 19 0
1278 I don’t know guys, seems like he prefers a raw diet. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
1279 The tricks are not working, brings the treats! 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
1280 With a knick-knack paddy whack... 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1281 More num-nums! 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
1282 I told you we should’ve hidden in a big horse instead! 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
1283 He likes the yellow ones best. Hurry! 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
1284 Hurry up before he decides we might be tasty! 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
1285 Stay back! This dog is bad to the bone. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
1286 Does anyone know what’s French for roll over? 1.1840 0.04455 125 108 11 6
1287 Yep, he prefers chicken favor. Tell the boys in the commercial division we’re ready to go to market! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
1288 Run for your lives, he's not house-trained! 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
1289 Well today is THIS dog’s day. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
1290 He says he’s already got one! 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
1291 Leave the pink and green, this is a golden retriever. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
1292 I don’t care if he said that he doesn’t like the green ones. He’s colorblind! 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
1293 These weapons are useless! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
1294 Not the green ones! He hates the green ones. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
1295 No bones about it, men! We don’t have a dog in this fight! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
1296 Easy on the treats men, this boys poops are mind-boggling. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
1297 Faster, guys! This one's a munch monster. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
1298 He IS sitting; just throw me the bones. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
1299 He likes the tutti-frutti one!! Get me more tutti-frutti bones!!! 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
1300 I just wished him "bone appetit." 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
1301 go fetch the leash 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
1302 His breath is awful! 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
1303 Almost makes me long for the days when we slayed dragons. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
1304 But he identifies as a reindeer. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
1305 Just the ones with a knick-knack paddy-whack! 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
1306 Wrong color! He said he needs blue today! 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
1307 It’s OK! He’s a good boy!! A VERY good boy!!! 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
1308 Quick, now throw the tennis ball! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
1309 He likes the cheese flavored ones. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
1310 How Clifford got his color. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
1311 No more ! He's eating us out of house and home. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
1312 He helped us take the city, but at what cost? 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
1313 I’ve got him to sit now fetch more dog biscuits. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
1314 Yell "Sit!" 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
1315 Give me the one that helps his bad breath!! 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
1316 Keep ‘em coming - he’s a VERY good boy. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1317 Dogs are color blind! 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1318 Attack, men! Rejoice that Dragon Castle cut its defense budget. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1319 Quick. Tell the baker. This dog only likes the yellow treats. 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
1320 Great news- he's chipped! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
1321 When I asked for reinforcements,I didn't mean bring in the bones! 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
1322 Positive reinforcements! 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
1323 I need a volunteer, and a very very big bag. 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
1324 Get me a ball!! 1.1818 0.03914 110 91 18 1
1325 And they're vegan! 1.1818 0.04689 110 95 10 5
1326 GOD is a DOG 1.1818 0.05492 88 77 6 5
1327 All together: "knick knack paddy wack . . . ." 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
1328 Our offer of a tummy rub and a scratch behind the ears has been rejected. 1.1818 0.03896 99 81 18 0
1329 No go back, its a trick. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
1330 Inform the King that treat negotiations are going well! 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
1331 Be careful lads, he may start licking your face at a moments notice. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
1332 Send the yellow! No, the other yellow! The one with the worm pill! 1.1811 0.03608 127 105 21 1
1333 Crossing a mote was easier than charming a watchdog! 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
1334 ‘Quick ! Get the Attack Frisbees while he’s distracted.” 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
1335 Now go get something for the cat. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
1336 Stop! Stop! If he poops we’re dead. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
1337 His bark is worse than his bite. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
1338 Bring me the pink one, quick! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
1339 Sir Loin, get up here! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
1340 Hey Mikey,he likes it,he likes it 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
1341 Ok, when these are finished, get up here and scratch his belly. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
1342 Come on guys! He won't sit and stay much longer! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
1343 Keep 'em coming! He is going to wag the wall down any minute. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
1344 A little more challenging now; he wants canned food! 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
1345 We tried carrot, now for stick. Bring the trebuchet of angry cats. 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
1346 The peanut butter biscuit! He wants the peanut butter biscuit! 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
1347 Our troops are at the gate! Keep singing! "With a knick-knack paddywhack..." 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
1348 He's too good--re-treat! Re-treat! 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1349 Save the retreat strategy for now... 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
1350 WE NEED MORE FIBER-QUICK 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
1351 His defense is weakening! 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
1352 Fire the tennis ball catapult! 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
1353 It's a very good boy! 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
1354 It’s a BOY!!! 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
1355 Keep feeding him milk bones until he forgets about eating the king 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
1356 We must feed the beast to gain entry 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
1357 He says he only wants the ones with sprinkles because they make him feel special. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
1358 Hey everyone, there really is a Clifford 1.1800 0.05001 100 87 8 5
1359 THAT'S A NEGATIVE ON OPERATION TROJAN BONE. RETREAT! 1.1800 0.05001 100 87 8 5
1360 I didn't fart. The dog did. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
1361 Its working they're lower the drawbridge so he can bury it! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
1362 I dare one of you to mention how we should have brought a catapult. Try me! 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
1363 There are doodles are far as the eye can see on the other side of this wall! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
1364 Get that spinach one out of here, are you mad? 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
1365 I think we are going to need a bigger bone! Caption by Edgar A. Goetzl 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
1366 Bring a toy! 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
1367 Bring more blue and yellows, he doesn’t see red or green. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
1368 Let's try the cat-apult. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1369 Methinks the beast likes the cheddar-flavored ones best! 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
1370 Quick! Before I give in to the cute! 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
1371 We need reinforcements. Re-treat! 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
1372 Keep those mastodon bones coming, I'm almost in! 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1373 A slipper! A slipper! My kingdom for a slipper! 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
1374 Hey, boneheads! Would you throw me a bone? 1.1789 0.05180 95 83 7 5
1375 He chose not to sign the first treaty 1.1789 0.05180 95 83 7 5
1376 Hurry up! I can't make him sit much longer! 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
1377 Hold on a second … then what? 1.1789 0.04325 123 106 12 5
1378 Arm and deploy chicken flavored! 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
1379 This isn't working, bring out the catapult! 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
1380 Prepare the catapult and the tennis ball. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
1381 Pretend to throw one so I can sneak over the wall. 1.1786 0.04782 112 98 8 6
1382 I know we’ve had our differences, Roger, but just this once, throw me a bone! 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
1383 Only the ones that taste like chicken. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
1384 Put down the bones and get me a cat! 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
1385 We should've used the dog-a-pult. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
1386 Quick, the shock collar. 1.1782 0.04954 101 88 8 5
1387 He says, "send the catsup now!" 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
1388 No, no, no! He only like the yellow ones! 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
1389 He wants you to go fetch some more. 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
1390 Never mind the Knick, knack, paddy whack- just give him the bones before he eats me! 1.1780 0.04444 118 102 11 5
1391 With a nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone... 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
1392 He says he wants the other gray one 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
1393 No milk bones for him, he's lactose intolerant. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
1394 In my day, they were shaped like Flintstones. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
1395 Quick, the green one, his breath is really bad! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
1396 Yellow’s a go! Knick-knack! Paddywhack! Hup two! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
1397 No worries Men, He's a Good Dog 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
1398 Put in your ear plugs! His bark is worse than his bite! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
1399 He promises the last shift didn't give him treats! 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
1400 Run! I think he's full. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
1401 For Pete's sake no eye contact! 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
1402 He likes the banana! 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
1403 Treat him just like every other purebred! 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
1404 New guy! Forget the pink one. It's useless! 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
1405 Stop complaining. You know it’s the biscuits or us. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
1406 Keep saying Good doggy! 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
1407 Bring the cone! 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
1408 Okay, now giant tennis ball! 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
1409 He says to get real. He made his bones when we were still wet behind the ears. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
1410 Trust me guys, you don't want to be on the later shift." 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
1411 Just send one up - they’re all yellow to him anyway! 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
1412 Next we’ll black out the security cameras. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
1413 Hold off! No more yellow ones…she’s going to blow. Run for it 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
1414 He said he wants year aged bones instead. Does he mean regular years or dog years? 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
1415 Screw the biscuits, cue the squirrel 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
1416 He’s a carnivore and not an omnivore. No kale dog biscuits! 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
1417 He prefers tablescraps. 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
1418 And I’m gonna need some 50 gallon poop bags. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
1419 No, not another treat - retreat! 1.1765 0.05595 85 75 5 5
1420 See if you can find a really big leash. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
1421 OK men. Re-treat! 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
1422 When they let him out onto the patio we make our move! 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
1423 She seems to prefer vegan! 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
1424 We're gonna need a bigger cookie! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
1425 It's time for the Trojan toilet. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
1426 No, the spray bottle. Go get the spray bottle! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
1427 He wants more of the blue ones ! More of the blue … oh … 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
1428 He says it's 10 bones a day or he quits building the fort! 1.1760 0.04409 125 109 10 6
1429 No more treats. He wants to shake. 1.1760 0.04260 125 108 12 5
1430 Hold up, I think he needs to take a walk. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
1431 Well,this one sees color and it appears the yellow one is his _least_ favorite! 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
1432 Stop! We're barking up the wrong tree here... 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
1433 Run, the cat's coming. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
1434 He's asking if these are grain free. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
1435 Nothing with Kale! 1.1756 0.04124 131 113 13 5
1436 Men, forthwith to Petco. 1.1754 0.04703 114 100 8 6
1437 I think after these he’ll finally let us rub his belly! 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
1438 Retreat! Deploy the vacuum cleaner! 1.1754 0.04703 114 100 8 6
1439 Hey Knick-Knack, and you Paddy-Wack, give the dog a bone! 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
1440 Quick, a non-vegan one. 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
1441 He claims he said “brisket”! 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1442 No, you idiots, I didn't say 'we need to make sacrifices to the dog'. You got that backwards. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1443 OK - now the belly scratcher. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1444 Let's try a frisbee instead 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1445 Guys, make sure they are the grain free cookies! 1.1753 0.05079 97 85 7 5
1446 Put the rest away. He's a good boy. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
1447 Okay that should do it. I’m going to try to deliver the castle’s mail now. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1448 He likes em! Go get the big tennis ball! 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
1449 You all said I was crazy to listen to the soothsayer! Ha! 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
1450 Quick, somebody invent the vacuum cleaner! 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
1451 Wrong wall! 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
1452 His territory has been sufficiently marked. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
1453 No more. He needs to poop. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
1454 Hurry, just hand me anything. He's color blind. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
1455 He appears to be a good boy, but keep ‘em comin.’ 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
1456 Giveth a dog a bone they said, it didn't work, now we must re-treat! 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
1457 Quick, the breath freshener. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
1458 Are these dental chews? His breath is killer. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
1459 Enough! Now bring me the red ones for his friend Clifford! 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
1460 Operation Good Boy complete! Commence operation W.A.L.K. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
1461 Plan B! Spot remover! 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
1462 Quick, throw me the one that freshens breath, too! 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
1463 Forget the "treats"! Find me a bitch in heat! 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
1464 He like our offer better with a little more meat on the bone. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
1465 Quick! Throw me the T-R-E-A-T! 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
1466 It's the only way I can get him to sit. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
1467 Three more bones and he'll be hopelessly addicted. Then we've got him where we want him. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
1468 He wants some puddle water to wash it down! 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
1469 ROY….G……VIB…. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
1470 No, not those, they’re not gluten free. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
1471 Abort the Trojan Bone plan! 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
1472 Bring me the Trojan Ball! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
1473 Once more a cheddar biscuit, dear friends! 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
1474 Remember to chant "good boy" when I signal. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
1475 Yes, I know the Trojans built a horse. We're more organic. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
1476 Maybe I should try to get him to play dead? 1.1736 0.03651 121 101 19 1
1477 Quick, send up a squeaky toy!" 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1478 Nick-knack, paddy-whack….HURRY! 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
1479 These aren't working. Bring the stuffed toys. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
1480 This Trojan Puppy ruse isn’t working. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1481 No! No! The poisoned pink one! 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1482 It's a good thing we built this wall. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1483 Quick! He likes the liver flavor one. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1484 Liver!!! 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
1485 Good news, he likes the edibles. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
1486 I thought you said he was potty trained! 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
1487 Bring the wet food cannon! 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
1488 Water! Water! It needs water!! 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
1489 Okay, not the chicken. Send up the beef flavor! 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1490 Glifford the big white dog's love language is food. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
1491 Did anyone bring a shovel? 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
1492 Nooo!! Funny bones pleeeeze... 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1493 Instruct DaVinci to commence development of a giant pooper-scooper, ASAP! 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
1494 He's sitting! Reinforce, reinforce and heavy on the praise! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
1495 Hurry up - the big one’s almost here! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
1496 I’m going to need a bigger bone 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
1497 Don't come up this ladder with your giant bones, a humongous dog just took mine 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
1498 Beats having to take him on walks 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
1499 Fetch! 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
1500 Tell the king—she is in heat! 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
1501 Cry ‘“Havoc!”, and let slip the dogs of war. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
1502 Sir Barkselot would like the chicken flavored bone next 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
1503 I said NOT the human flavor one!! 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
1504 Keep 'em coming. We can't plunder until he's full! 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
1505 He likes Soylent Yellow best. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1506 Ok, his tail is wagging. Storm the gate while he's being a good boy.. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1507 Snack attack! 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1508 The bows and arrows, NOT the bones and marrows! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1509 Give me the pink one, you idiot! This is a female! 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
1510 That's it - send up the yellow ones! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
1511 Hurry!!! I don't think he'll stay a good boy for long! 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
1512 We’re gonna need a wagonload of pooper scoopers. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1513 Forget the bones. Get the pooper scooper. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1514 Forget the catapult! More treats! More treats! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
1515 He wants another lemon one! 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1516 He’s grown up now and doesn’t want to be called “ good boy” 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1517 Good news is he likes it! Bad news is Percival didn't let go in time. Who's next? 1.1720 0.05213 93 82 6 5
1518 Retreat! RETREAT! RETREAT!!!! 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
1519 Quick! The fifty-pound tennis ball! 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1520 He knows they're not really Milkbone! Run away! 1.1720 0.05213 93 82 6 5
1521 Hurry up, while he's still a good boy! 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
1522 Good thing we left the Trojan cat home ! 1.1717 0.04982 99 87 7 5
1523 He says he prefers Snausages! 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
1524 Release the Crackers! 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
1525 He says to Bow! Wow! 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
1526 Okay, Nick, you’re up next. Knack, you are on deck, and Paddywack is in the hole. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
1527 That's not what I meant by "throw me a bone." 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
1528 Never mind; it’s the Trojans! 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
1529 Now he wants you all to roll over 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
1530 I'll feed. You shovel. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1531 He's the alpha dog on Pluto. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1532 Hurry, he’s begging for more! 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1533 Release Thy Clifford!!! 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
1534 It’s the yellow, he likes the yellow. 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
1535 Why yes, he IS a good boy! 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1536 My God,it's a Laestrygonian therapy dog! 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
1537 Am I supposed to tell him he’s a good boy? 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
1538 When you come over the top watch out for his tail! 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
1539 Fetch me the Kong! 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
1540 Hurry up with those treats. We should've expected this, deciding to raid the greatest Dane in the country. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
1541 You think this is bad? I transferred in from the cleanup crew 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
1542 Quick! He has a bone to pick— and it'd better not be mine! 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
1543 No more biscuits! Bring on the squeaky toy! 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
1544 He'll let us in one at a time - on all fours, with collars 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
1545 He's ready for the cat muffins! 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
1546 Run! He knows we're stealing his biscuits! 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
1547 The one that says ‘Bad Motherfucker!’ 1.1705 0.03987 129 111 14 4
1548 Bring the blue one, quick! 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
1549 As I told George - hiding inside the treat is a terrible idea! 1.1705 0.05414 88 78 5 5
1550 The king is preparing his dog of war 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
1551 Trouble! He hates the pumpkin spice. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
1552 Last of the treats... which one of you can squeak? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
1553 Prepare ye for belly rub! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
1554 No no, you fools, he only likes the YELLOW ones! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
1555 He only likes the orange ones! 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
1556 Quick, more yellow ones! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
1557 You guys no more catnip, just the real stuff! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
1558 We were clearly expected. But if we wait until after dinner they’ll have to walk him and then we’ll be able to climb the wall. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
1559 Let's teach this ancient dog a new trick. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
1560 Bring up the kibble! 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1561 He likes the pink ones, quick a backup bone meal! 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
1562 No, no, no!! I said props from Game of THRones! 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1563 Break out the Kibble! 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1564 Now we only have 4 bones! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1565 He’s a good boy once you get through the walls! 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1566 He says the lemon's a little bland, but for three strawberry biscuits, he'll bite off the king's head and throw it over the wall. 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
1567 This is the last time I dog sit for King Charles Spaniel. 1.1698 0.04734 106 93 8 5
1568 Add more Xanax! 1.1698 0.03664 106 88 18 0
1569 Hurry lads…the enemy’s mail-ship is almost in range! 1.1695 0.03469 118 98 20 0
1570 NO! Forget the biscuits, he wants a leg of lamb! Medium-Rare! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
1571 Give him the red one 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
1572 I told you he'd prefer dry biscuits! 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
1573 Sorry I was skeptical about the vegan dog treats! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
1574 This dyslexia thing has got to end! 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
1575 No, we need the ones made from the other side of the mushroom! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
1576 Throw me a bone, will you?! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
1577 A good boy 'tis he! Maketh haste and hail Yorick for the squeaky toys! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
1578 Not Lime, you idiot! Chicken or Beef! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
1579 top dawg is taking bribes y’all 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
1580 Did they mention my pension for this? 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
1581 HURRY UP with the biscuits!!! 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
1582 I gave a dog a bone; I'm ready to roll... any naysayers? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
1583 OK, back up, and try to avoid the fire hydrant. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
1584 He says: I’m paddywhack, from Ballyhack, Not long ago turned soldier; In storm and sack, in front attack, None other can be bolder. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
1585 A bone! A bone! My kingdom for a bone! 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
1586 What does the yellow bone mean, again? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
1587 Come follow me my comrades! What? What are you looking at? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
1588 Each treat will buy us two seconds! How much time do we need? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
1589 We're gonna need a bigger doggie bag. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
1590 I think we may be overfeeding him. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
1591 Tail wagging confirmed: keep the yellow ones coming! 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
1592 Who's a good monster? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
1593 Now bring the giant leash, I’m sure this will work! 1.1683 0.04889 101 89 7 5
1594 The green, the green! Hurry, he says the Kingdom for ten green biscuits! 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
1595 It's asking some kind of riddle; does anyone know who's a good boy? 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
1596 Someone hold the ladder, for safety 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
1597 Retreat! He's not a good boy! 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
1598 Does this tunic make my butt look fat? 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
1599 It's working! Bring up the biscuit reserves! 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
1600 He likes the peanut butter ones! Someone go back and get more of the Peanut Butter ones! 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
1601 'Tis true the tales! The beast doth exhale a fiery breath! 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
1602 No, the pink one. It's always cherry after lemon. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
1603 I told you feeding Buckley at the table would create a monster 1.1681 0.04189 119 103 12 4
1604 OMG! Wait till you see his master! 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
1605 Flea! It is Dogzilla! 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
1606 Turns out he's the runt of the litter! 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
1607 Let's hurry up and invade now. You don't want to be on the inside when these treats come out the other end. 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
1608 No more treats— throw the sticks and stones. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
1609 She wants a blue one….. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
1610 Go back! He’s going to HURL! 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
1611 Hey, you guys! Look at my butt! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
1612 The production team couldn’t afford dragons. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
1613 The rumors were true: he is a good boy! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
1614 Red rover,red rover,let Charlton come over! 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
1615 We’re going to have to switch to tennis balls! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
1616 Bring the leash; he's ready to go for a walk! 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
1617 Remember — don’t say W-A-L-K unless you want to be dragged for about ten miles. 1.1667 0.05300 90 80 5 5
1618 He says colors are meaningless to him. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
1619 were going to need a bigger cracker 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
1620 Retreat! She's a BIG ole Dawg! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
1621 It’s not working, his breath is still bad! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
1622 Bring more! He was stationed at Camp Lejeune between 1953 and 1988, he's owed SIGNIFICANT compensation! 1.1667 0.05010 108 97 4 7
1623 No, no! It ISN'T a Goldendoodle! More yellow biscuits! 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
1624 Keep 'em coming men...and look out for the DROOL! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
1625 Keep them coming. One isn't going to be enough! 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
1626 You know what,guys? He kind of looks like Colin Farrell! 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
1627 thrown to the dogs 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
1628 He says he has a bone to pick with you. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
1629 Retreat! He doesn't know "play dead"! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
1630 It's not working! He won't roll over! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
1631 Do we have any grey poupon? 1.1667 0.04648 114 101 7 6
1632 He is also requesting some dental floss and some tums 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
1633 Get ready--the old man should come rolling home any minute. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
1634 he ain't nothin but a hound dog. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
1635 I need a volunteer belly scratcher, stat! 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
1636 He is about to run out of excuses for being stuck. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
1637 He stopped growling--now's our chance! 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
1638 It's working. We've neutralized their doggie breath weapon. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
1639 Don't tell me that you brought the catapult but forgot the dogapult! 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
1640 Maybe that witch we met wasn’t so wicked after all. 1.1667 0.03603 108 90 18 0
1641 Lord Very Good Boy demands more treats 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
1642 Fetch the rake! He wants a belly rub. 1.1652 0.04441 115 101 9 5
1643 They are going to be so surprised when they open the gate to have him attack us. 1.1652 0.04441 115 101 9 5
1644 Okay, men! The dog's happy. Now get the nip for the cat! 1.1651 0.03573 109 91 18 0
1645 Forget the bone idea. It's not going to work! 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
1646 Hurry. Need more food before we can keep him as our pet. 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
1647 Dogs are color blind you idiots! 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
1648 I told you not to get the generic brand. This is a dog with taste. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
1649 Watch out! He's gonna be sick. Who gave him the fish one? 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
1650 It's working! Bring forth the knick-knacks and the paddy whacks! 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
1651 What time is walkies? 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
1652 No pink; he allergic to strawberries. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
1653 Get the catapult! 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
1654 Nick, Nack, Paddy, get the pink one! 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
1655 Don’t forget the big squeeze toy. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
1656 If this doesn't work, we'll try the catapult. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
1657 You’re going to need bigger biscuits 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1658 He’s bored, bring up the strawberry. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1659 He is asking for fair trade and sustainable treats. Pass me the "green" one 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1660 Dog-gone it, guys, I think we’re barking up the wrong tree here! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
1661 Bring in the cats! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
1662 Change of plan, his contract calls for sirloin 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
1663 Not the nicknack Paddywack! Get the dog a bone! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
1664 Darn It’s a Trojan dog! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
1665 When King Arthur's side hustle as dog sitter goes horribly wrong. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
1666 That gro-pup is working wonders. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
1667 Quick - A new pair of pants! 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
1668 Do you have any hot sauce? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
1669 Hurry! No, No, not the green one, he wants the pink one 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
1670 Please tell me you remembered the poop bags? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
1671 Quick, before the tide comes in, and this whole castle melts! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
1672 Go get a big mirror and we'll make it see its tail. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
1673 I see we got the Costco variety box. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
1674 Not to kink shame, but this "puppy play" is getting out of hand! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
1675 He says he’ll consider ‘lie down’. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
1676 From the looks of it, we’re gonna need a front end loader STAT! 1.1639 0.03747 122 104 16 2
1677 Quick, bring the mail! 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
1678 No. No. No. If he sees a treat, he will give me his paw! 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
1679 We don't need them. He ate the other dogs. 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
1680 Load the tre’ bruchetta! 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
1681 The bones aren't working! It just keeps eating them! 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
1682 He only likes a non-monochrome bone. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
1683 Down, boys! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
1684 He will need to go out for a walk soon, you know. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
1685 Bone-apart for the Emperor! 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
1686 I need a big doggie bag, stat! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
1687 It's okay, the king says he's a good boy. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
1688 Come back here in a few hours and we’ll finally have some new ammo for that trebuchet 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
1689 He likes it, Mikey likes it! 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
1690 I guess try grapes? 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
1691 Who’s going in with the giant garbage bag? 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
1692 They definitely said peace treats, right? 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
1693 He's not red! 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
1694 Forget those! Get our twenty foot cat! 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
1695 Looks like Humpty Dumpty gained some weight. 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
1696 It's getting harder to adopt a rescue dog these days. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
1697 Hurry up! He’s part of a litter! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
1698 He wants bacon-flavored marrow, a chew toy, and our first born." 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
1699 Heel! Heel! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
1700 It's modern woof-fare! 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
1701 Quick more yellow ones; I think I found his weakness! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
1702 Lets hurry up and feed him, the next crew can take him for walkies. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
1703 Quick! We need the catapult! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
1704 Everyone, on the count of three: "who's a good boy?" 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
1705 Quick! Get the mailman 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
1706 He prefers purple. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
1707 Fall back! Don’t re-treat! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
1708 Now she wants only raw. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
1709 No! No Greenies! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
1710 Could somebody please throw me a bone? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
1711 Quick! Bring the credit card offers! 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
1712 I’ve got a bone to pick with you guys! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
1713 Keep those gluten free, yellow biscuits coming! 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
1714 We should have built a moat. 1.1628 0.03615 129 110 17 2
1715 We need more. Break out the kibble! 1.1628 0.03779 129 111 15 3
1716 More chicken flavor! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
1717 Quick! Get the vegan treats! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
1718 No....No more. Says he's trying to quit. 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
1719 All we’re doing is maintaining his dental health! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
1720 How many times must he repeat GLUTEN FREE?! 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
1721 I'll bring the bone, I said. You'll bring the treat, ball, stick and leash you said. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
1722 Get me a newspaper! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
1723 Enough with the treats. I'm going to tell him to roll over and play dead. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
1724 WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
1725 Enough with the food - get the giant scooper! 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
1726 Don’t throw me a bone, he’ll fetch me too! 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
1727 Come on Demeter you need to throw me a bone here. Trojan horses are so passé . 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
1728 Canine King Kong needs to be stopped. Bring on the CBD chew bones! 1.1622 0.04710 111 99 6 6
1729 She wants the pink one. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
1730 Clifford only really likes the red ones 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
1731 Let’s slow down, I’m on scooping duty tomorrow. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
1732 Abort operation Trojan squeaky toy! 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
1733 He's letting us back in if we promise to ask "who's a good sir?" from now on! 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
1734 And you thought killing dragons was hard work. 1.1619 0.03612 105 88 17 0
1735 He likes the peanut butter! 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
1736 BAD IDEA! RETREAT! RETREAT! 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
1737 He's going nowhere! Bring the cat! 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
1738 Quick, find some virgins! 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
1739 They’re called breasts and we all have them. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
1740 She doesn't want to be rescued, but she does want to go for a W-A-L-K. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
1741 Quick, he wants Putin! 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
1742 Are you telling me everyone brought giant treats, and no one brought giant bags. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
1743 He’s up for adoption. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
1744 Enough is never enough! 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
1745 You won’t have to worry about rabies. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
1746 Launch the catapult! 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
1747 Back up! We're supposed to talk him for a walk first! 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
1748 Good news is he's friendly, bad news is they don't clean up after him. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
1749 Dog gone it. Bring me another. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
1750 He wants all the town's cats next! Gather up all the damn cats! 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
1751 Kevin, come! She wants the Princess Barbie bone! 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
1752 Wait. Does a catapult launch what I think it launches? 1.1613 0.04904 93 82 7 4
1753 Never let him see the treat before he obeys the command. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
1754 Cancel the Trojan fire hydrant plan! 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
1755 Bring him those treats or he's going to open up a can of Woof-Ass on us! 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
1756 We’re gonna need a bigger bone. 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
1757 NO!!! He Hates That Brand! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
1758 This isn’t working! Gimme the giant rolled up newspaper! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
1759 Quiet! He likes squeaky toys. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
1760 Naming this dog Gulliver was a bad idea. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
1761 Come hell or high walls, keep the treats coming! 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
1762 Supply chain, hauberk chain, get more biscuits now! 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1763 Doggone it, hurry up with the dog treats. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1764 Not a good boy! I repeat not a good boy! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
1765 Repeat after me: “Good boy. Good boy!” 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
1766 Just give me the yellow ones. You guys with the red and green, Google it. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
1767 We need more than just us to take him for a walk. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
1768 Not the treats. The traitors! 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
1769 He prefers the 'cheese'. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
1770 Quick! Gimme the green chlorophyll bone. His halitosis is killing me. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
1771 We’re gonna need a bigger poop scoop! 1.1604 0.03581 106 89 17 0
1772 I think we'd better get off the porch. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
1773 He’s commanding us to retreat! 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
1774 Faster! Good boys. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
1775 It's working! It's working!! 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
1776 I remember “Build the Wall”.... I don’t remember hearing we had to “Feed the Wall”. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
1777 He wants the cinnamony black! 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
1778 Quick, Knick, Knack, Paddy and Whack! For the love of God, give the dog a bone! 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
1779 He wants avocado toast! 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
1780 Oh no! Don't look now, but this one's a puppy! 1.1600 0.04866 100 89 6 5
1781 'Pause the siege, bring up the hot chocolate." 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
1782 Get back! He’s allergic to chicken! 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
1783 Bring in the booties while we’ve got him distracted!! 1.1600 0.03685 100 84 16 0
1784 I don't think it's working, but his teeth are definitely getting whiter by the minute. 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
1785 This old man’s goin rolling home! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1786 He wants a patty whack! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1787 Quickly, deploy the giant human leg! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1788 This is why we don’t dine with the in-laws. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
1789 Once more unto the breach, dear friends, and be sure to bring the dog biscuits! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1790 Quickly! Send up another before he licks me! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1791 We're encountering dogged resistance! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1792 He has a bone to pick with you 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1793 Siege, boy, siege! Good dog. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1794 Come on now- he's ready to lick balls! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1795 I told you he would eat us out of house and home! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1796 Oh No! He's EATI 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
1797 Not the treats....the bag! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
1798 You guys, he's such a good boy. Isn't he. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
1799 He'll only eat them if they're vegan and gluten free and baked by gender neutral peasants. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
1800 Get five more out of that big bag and we'll run for the Starship. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
1801 Great job guys, now follow me and beware of his minefield! 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
1802 His name is Sir Clifford The Red 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
1803 This isn't working. Let's try the Trojan Cat. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
1804 Quickly, before he jumps on the gigantic mailman! 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
1805 For God’s sake, everybody keep yelling, ‘That’s a good boy, that’s a good boy!’ 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
1806 Hey,Knick! Knack! Paddy! Whack! Hurry, it’s working! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
1807 Throw them farther!! Throw them farther!! 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
1808 He's sitting. Quick -- next is play dead! 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
1809 Good news is they work, bad news is we look similar. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
1810 No No quick use the catapult!!! 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
1811 We’re in! No bark, all bite. 1.1589 0.04815 107 96 5 6
1812 Got any more Oranges? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
1813 Kublai Khan’s troops vanquishing the Tartar. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
1814 Still not the worst King Charles I’ve worked for! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
1815 Change of plans - he's a bad dog 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
1816 If I don't survive this I need one of you to make it look like I used my standing desk without a chair. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
1817 Oh, my Dog! I just saw what happens to His sacred treat offerings! 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
1818 It's worse than we thought. It doesn't look like he's potty trained. 1.1584 0.04820 101 90 6 5
1819 Bones away! 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
1820 He prefers the yellow ones. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
1821 Make haste, Lord Barkley demands another! 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
1822 No green! He's not colorblind. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
1823 He wants to know "Where's the beef?" 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
1824 It could be worse. You could be picking up after him when he goes for a walk. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
1825 'There be no Dragon,' he sayeth'--'tis only a Scottie, he sayeth.' 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
1826 Cease the calming biscuits, and let the neutering begin! 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
1827 He prefers the gluten-free ones 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
1828 He says he will open the gate for three more biscuits. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
1829 Quick, get the Snausages! 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
1830 Two more and he'll be BEGGING to surrender! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
1831 My God, Gulliver only had to deal with Glumdalclitch! 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
1832 The catnip-flavored ones aren't working! 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
1833 In this case, man's best friend is the dog biscuit. 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
1834 Our weapons are no match! 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
1835 No sense in lobbing dog bone missiles... he eats them up! 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
1836 Knack, Paddy, Whack, now you guys give him a bone too! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
1837 OK, let's break out the Frisbee! 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
1838 Quick! Toss in the tennis ball! 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
1839 He says the mint chip flavor is his favorite! 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
1840 A lot of crackers in the wall here 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
1841 hurry- his breath is unbearable! 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
1842 He doesn't seem to like the orange one -- next color! 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
1843 Go back it’s a Trojan dog! 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
1844 It’s the only way to save the royal carpeting! 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
1845 No, no, no, RED, you idiot! 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
1846 We have nothing to fear, he’s bonevolent!! 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
1847 He is a bone-afide connoisseur of the yellow ones. 1.1570 0.04067 121 106 11 4
1848 It's not working. Prepare the cat catapult. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
1849 The treats are breaking his teeth as we planned! 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
1850 I said taint the bones with something strong, not paint! 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
1851 The biscuits aren't working. I think he's clicker trained! 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
1852 And to think, we thought just a belly rub would do! 1.1569 0.03619 102 86 16 0
1853 He’s no Great Dane. He’s going to roll over. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
1854 Knick! Knack! Paddy! Whack! Stop! Don't give him one more bone! 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
1855 Hold your fire. He has to play dead first. 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
1856 We should be rolling home in no time... 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
1857 Forget about the treats. Let's catapult the cats! 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
1858 Not mint! He likes the chicken ones! 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
1859 He wants the mint green one for his bad breath. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
1860 Stop! He's not being a good boy! 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
1861 He only wants the yellow flavor! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
1862 Oh NO! Now he wants blueberry flaxseed biscuits! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
1863 Now it’s time for the chicken bones! 1.1565 0.04205 115 101 10 4
1864 Says his name is Clifford and the corgis moved out last year 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
1865 FLETCHER! HE'S ASKING IF THESE ARE ORGANIC?? 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
1866 He’ll shake on it! 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
1867 Prepare the Pooper Scooper. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
1868 A couple more and I will have him playing dead. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
1869 This moat is bone dry ! 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
1870 Remember…the castle is NOT a punishment; it’s his safe place. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
1871 I thought he said "re-treat." 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
1872 She wants another orange. 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
1873 feed him and he'll sleep 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
1874 Hey, we can't get in yet. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
1875 Now he wants the Holy Gruel 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
1876 He’s not being a good boy! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1877 Maybe fleas would work better. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1878 The one with fentanyl 1.1558 0.05566 77 69 4 4
1879 Tell Mother Hubbard we've taken care of the problem. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
1880 Give me the ones with the breath freshener. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
1881 Quick, quick another one before he notices the breach! 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
1882 Where's the beef? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
1883 That's enough. Now we need a large biodegradable bag. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
1884 Oh my God! Guys, he makes the cutest nom-nom noises! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
1885 I think he's figured out what Bob Barker sent us to do! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
1886 Less fiber! 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
1887 It's no good! Retreat! We'll try the Trojan Squirrel tonight. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
1888 Unleash the tennis ball! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
1889 Whose turn is it to take him for a walk? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
1890 Whose idea was it to just throw him a bone and he’ll go away 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
1891 Now do you understand why the Trojans used wood?! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
1892 Methinks he doth sitteth and stayeth. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
1893 Am I getting paid overtime for this? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
1894 Don’t tell me it’s just a puppy. Did you forget the little bunny from Monty Python? 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
1895 He says it's "tasty," but that it will take five more to get us over the wall . . . 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
1896 Saying “who’s a good boy” seems to be making him question his life choices. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
1897 Quick, another bone! He'll be too busy to stop us from invading. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
1898 He says he’ll be our best friend! 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
1899 Alright y’all can go, he let me pet him. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
1900 Turn back, they have counter measures! 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
1901 'I did say we shouldn't let her start eating before us' 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
1902 He says he prefers the mint ones. 1.1552 0.03987 116 101 12 3
1903 Did he specify 'choose me' or 'chews me'? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
1904 We need more help! He's the runt of the litter! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
1905 More yellow! Quickly! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
1906 Enough with the treats! Someone get me a giant pooper scooper! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
1907 Hurry, fill the catapult with kibbles and aim for his head 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
1908 YOU GUYS WERE TOTALLY RIGHT! IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A GIANT LIPSTICK! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
1909 Wouldn't you agree that he's a good boy? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
1910 Another one and she’ll play dead! 1.1546 0.04713 97 86 7 4
1911 Just go home, fellas! Adding color was a nice try, but King Dog has already figured out that this joke doesn't need a caption. 1.1546 0.04713 97 86 7 4
1912 Unfortunately for Neville, everyone else in the infantry thought RETREAT was hyphenated. 1.1546 0.05148 97 88 3 6
1913 Quick! Does anyone know who’s a good dog?! 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
1914 No, not the "good for the teeth" one! 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
1915 Clifforde Ye Big Olde Red Dog hath demanded more treatsies! 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
1916 Hold everything! Wants to know if they’re gluten-free! 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
1917 He says keep them coming or he'll spill the beans about what's inside the Big Horse. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
1918 Keep them coming! The enemy will learn their lesson in a few hours! 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
1919 Send in the peanut butter catapult! 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
1920 As long as nothing more chewable and meaty comes along we’ll be fine. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
1921 Someone go get a giant turkey! 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
1922 No, for God's sake -- no more yellow! Get me that pink one, stat -- she's about to blow... 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
1923 It worked! Bone appétit! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1924 Somebody call Bunyan and tell him his dog broke loose again! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1925 its working, send up a rubber ball. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
1926 We're going to need the dogapult! 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
1927 Prithee makest thou all due speed, yay 'fore this most ravenous hound dothest finisheth yon crust and spyest mine own most mortal of coils upon which to sup. Post haste! I beggeth ye! 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
1928 He says he really needs to be let out into the yard 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
1929 Why is no one live-streaming this?! 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
1930 Yellow ones to sedate, green one to shoot and if nothing works, fire the pink one!! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1931 This is working too well -- new plan 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
1932 OK, he's done. Bring on the poop bags!! 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
1933 Fetch me some more of those peace treaties! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1934 Shhhhhh! The rest of his litter is sleeping. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
1935 No more dog biscuits, guys—he just wants somebody to scratch behind his ears! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1936 Bring up the tin can of pennies! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1937 No, no. We need something wet! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1938 Guys, the fact that a dyslexic wrote that we must retake the City of God does not change the mission. 1.1538 0.03532 130 112 16 2
1939 Well, obviously he's got a bone to pick... 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1940 No more yellow ones until he's willing to negotiate! 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
1941 Quick! Load the big tennis ball in the catapult! 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
1942 On the count of three! All chant—GOOD BOY GOOD BOY GOOD BOY! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
1943 Hurry, he likes the chicken flavored ones! 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
1944 He's not a good boy... he's not a good boy! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1945 He says border walls only foster distrust...but the biscuits are helping. 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
1946 This isn’t going to work!!!! Run away!! Run away!! 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
1947 Hurry! The SSRIs are wearing off! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1948 F*ck the treats, bring in the rawhide bone! 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
1949 Quick. The catapult. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
1950 He'll let us back in if we promise to stay off the furniture. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
1951 Belay the biscuits. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
1952 Get a leash! He needs a walkie! 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
1953 I think he's ready for the ball. 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
1954 Somebody go find cat! 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
1955 He likes tutti-frutti! 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
1956 Knock off that meowing! 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
1957 I know he is a glutton but he is the King’s best friend. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
1958 Go Back! He isn't such a good boy and he isn't going to let us in. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
1959 You haven’t heard of the Trojan dog? Really? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
1960 Stop! She says we can use the front gate. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
1961 We've found it, the large dog park! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
1962 He now says he wants me also in addition to the biscuit! 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
1963 Quick, more bones—It’s really a dog eat dog world in there. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
1964 Now, who's a good boy? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
1965 Quick! We’re gonna need the giant tennis ball! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
1966 Two more should be enough: one to 'lie down' and another to 'bang, bang, play dead.' 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
1967 We have a winner: Maple wasabi venison spice! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
1968 He says if we rub his belly, we can have the castle. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
1969 Send up the pistachio bone. 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
1970 Hold on! Did anyone add the tranquilizer? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
1971 You’re not gonna believe what’s up here! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
1972 It's no use! They have a Labrador! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
1973 How do say "good dog" in french !? 1.1525 0.03324 118 100 18 0
1974 I think we've bitten off more than we can chew. 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
1975 One too many, he's gonna blow! 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
1976 Now we just have to teach him to lie down. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
1977 Walls breached. Get the giant steaks! 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
1978 It's a female. Go get that big red dog, Clifford. Maybe we can distract her. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
1979 Maybe we should give immigration reform another shot? 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
1980 News flash, guys. He is not colorblind. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
1981 Forget the treats! Get me a giant scoop and a Hefty poop bag 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
1982 He seems to prefer the goose patè. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
1983 The bones aren’t working! Go fetch the sacrificial Shih Tzu! 1.1522 0.04872 92 82 6 4
1984 We're almost out of cookies, someone grab a giant tennis ball. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
1985 Get back! Looks like he's gonna hurl 1.1522 0.04872 92 82 6 4
1986 He says his name is Gulliver 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
1987 Come hither fellow knights. At last, our biscuits are working at a siege! 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
1988 They/them request no pink bones. Genderless bribing only. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
1989 More treats! Fast! RE-TREAT! 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
1990 I I fi I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times- not the protein plus biscuits! 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
1991 Now he wants a bitch -- and make sure it's a virgin! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
1992 Watch out below for the crumbs and slobber! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
1993 If the Viagra doesn't keep him busy the laxative will. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
1994 Forget the biscuits, go get the big cats! 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
1995 He says “No, you lay down.” 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
1996 Go get something for the giant cat! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
1997 Send up he bones. He's nice. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
1998 He's worried we bring fleas. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
1999 I think this should be a part of the treaty. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2000 I think he likes the yellow ones 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2001 It’s gonna be okay guys, I just checked and he’s been fixed 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2002 Go, back; go, back! Our siege is doomed! She’s eating our weapons! 1.1513 0.04071 119 105 10 4
2003 I guess our mailman spoiled him. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
2004 Run! His figured out these are plant based treats. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2005 Whoa! He doesn't like pink ones! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2006 Knick knack paddywhack, give the dog a bone. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
2007 He only wants yellow! 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
2008 What happens when the cupboard goes bare? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2009 We are gunna need a BIG bag! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2010 Great news! He's hypoallergenic! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2011 I don't know if his name is Clifford or not! But some big red bones might be nice. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
2012 our tax dollars are really going to the dogs 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2013 He’s a good boy, bring out the Belly Rubber! 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2014 Quick! Give me more!! While we distract him, Jean Claude will sneak around and deliver their mail!! 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2015 He’s getting thirsty.Bring a bowl of water then we can make our move. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2016 This battle is turning into a real dogfight. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2017 Quick! This isn’t working. Bring on the chew toy! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2018 Hurry! We are weakening his defenses and he's about to become a good boy! 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2019 Retreat! Retreat! He's not a good boy! 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2020 He’s chewing at a much faster rate than we expected! Gather the troops and the treats! 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2021 We thought the Children’s Crusade was bad, but this is ridiculous. 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
2022 He's a good boy with an unending appetite. Ready the bones! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2023 Yellow only! 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
2024 He says his name is Rupert and he is Clifford's cousin and he's here to stay. So keep the bones coming, knights. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2025 Whomever hath sayeth, 'Happiness shall be a peckish puppy" hath told porkies! 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2026 Keep sending up the biscuits... he's almost ready for a nap. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2027 Stop guys! He said no! He's NOT a "good boy"! 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2028 We might need to try lighting them on fire! 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2029 Faster! Faster! His diet starts on the first of the year! 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2030 When we get to a full wag we attack! 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2031 He is French 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
2032 We're going to need a lot more bones! 1.1504 0.04019 113 99 11 3
2033 He only likes the yellow ones! Everyone else back off slowly! 1.1504 0.03817 113 98 13 2
2034 Keep ‘‘em coming we’ve got a serious foodie up here! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2035 Who's got the longest leg? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2036 Hey guys, he only wants the yellow ones and then he'll let us in. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2037 He said that he prefers kibbles ! 1.1500 0.03589 100 85 15 0
2038 Retreat! He just ate the dog whisperer! 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2039 Cease the calming morsels, and let the neutering begin! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2040 He wants to know if we have any ketchup. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
2041 Men-at-arms, we are in luck! It be a Labrador mix with an easygoing disposition easily subdued by doggy treats... 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
2042 Next time we’ll bring the ball! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2043 So good news and bad news about the Trojan dog biscuit plan guys. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
2044 He says they're not made of milk or bones and he has no idea where they got the name. 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
2045 He promised he just wants one more treat 1.1500 0.03589 100 85 15 0
2046 Your bones are too big! 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2047 It is the will of Dog! It is the will of Dog! 1.1500 0.04578 100 89 7 4
2048 Uh oh. He's asking if these are gluten free... 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
2049 As a guard dog, he’s definitely doing his job! 1.1495 0.04365 107 95 8 4
2050 He likes it. Give me another and you guy run around back. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2051 We're going to need more bones! 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
2052 Bone my ass this time! 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
2053 Don't give him anymore! he's on a diet 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
2054 more orange ones for God's sake 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2055 He wants the blue one! Who forgot the blue one!? 1.1494 0.05047 87 78 5 4
2056 Have the catapult release the ball. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2057 Quick! Who's a good boy? 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
2058 Chicken is not working, try the basil flavor! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2059 Green one next, he wants to know if it tastes like Birkenstocks 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2060 Hurry, we must offer the vegan one next! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2061 He prefers a Milk-Bone rather than an organic pumpkin flavor. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2062 Don’t just stand there! Tell him, ‘he’s a good boy!’ 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2063 No! No more! Bring the lettuce! For God's sake, bring the lettuce! 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
2064 Stop! He needs gluten free! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2065 Quick! The green! 1.1491 0.03786 114 99 13 2
2066 We’re in luck! It’s not a meat eater. 1.1491 0.03575 114 98 15 1
2067 Quick! Stop the other men from battering down the gates 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2068 Drop the bones, bring on the poop bags! 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2069 Nick Nack, Paddy Whack, give a dog a bone… 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2070 It prefers knight-flavored 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2071 It is not clear if we are here for him or he is here for us anymore. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2072 Keep brnging the yellow ones! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2073 I don't think you put the sedative in this one! 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2074 No more biscuits till we find a shovel! 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2075 Guys I’m not sure we’re the vets the owner had in mind” 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2076 No, you fools! I said STONES, not BONES! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2077 animal instinct is as ancient as it can be. 1.1489 0.04773 94 84 6 4
2078 He says he doesn’t like the yellow ones… 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2079 Get me more chicken and we're in. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2080 We need a red one followed by a green one 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2081 He wants one of you for a chew toy. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2082 Let’s go people, the networks need Clifford Bigger and Redder !!” 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2083 Now wheel in the pooper scooper! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2084 I think the guy who wrote the memo that told us to bring offerings to dog was dyslexic. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2085 Enough with the bones, he wants a girlfriend" 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
2086 I'm kind of a cat person. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
2087 It's the Fall Season so he's digging the Pumpkin Spice biscuits. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
2088 Can you believe they didn't get a rescue? 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
2089 We'll need to go to plan B, bring out the peanut butter! 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
2090 Bring on the growth horbone 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
2091 It's not Clifford 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
2092 Go get the T-bones. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
2093 These drugged bones don't seem to be working! What next? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
2094 It's just one dog. The other four are lions. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
2095 Knick knack patty whack keep the bones coming. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
2096 Hurry, get more T-R-E-A-T-S! And run, don’t W-A-L-K! 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
2097 It looks like he's a good boy! Come on! 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
2098 Not another yellow one, you idiot. The green one with the sleepy stuff. Hurry 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
2099 Throw me another bone. 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
2100 Do I have your attention? 1.1481 0.04121 108 95 10 3
2101 What are we even doing?!?! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
2102 Hurry and get the mayo!! 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
2103 Is the treat-y still valid if he doesn’t shake? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
2104 He says they need salt! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2105 No,not the green one! Do YOU want to clean that up?! 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2106 Game of Bones? I'm not setting one foot on this wall until you get my agent on the phone! 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
2107 I think it's enough for lifetime loyalty 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2108 More biscuits! He's a very good boy. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2109 He wants fries with that! 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2110 No! His Castle Contract Rider reads only YELLOW treats." 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2111 It's not working. Call out the catapults! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2112 No No he says he wants spaghetti. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2113 This is not what I meant by "Retreat"! 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
2114 Well, the giant dog has become friendly, but now we’ve got to cross the moat of giant dog droppings. 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
2115 Nick! Nick! Paddy! Wack! Give the dog a bone! 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
2116 Trading our swords for giant dog bones was a great idea. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
2117 Bring in the heavy artilleries boys, he just rolled over! 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
2118 More bones, hurry before he sees the open exit and confuses us for edibles. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
2119 No more bone cookies! He's tired of being stereotyped! 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
2120 Okay, we got him to sit. Maybe the green one will make him roll over. 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
2121 I can’t tell if these CBD-infused treats are working! 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
2122 He wants cherry Garcia flavor. Or he eats us. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
2123 Bring it up, Mikey likes it. 1.1474 0.04956 95 86 4 5
2124 At the bottom of the water slide we'll put a big doggie bowl 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
2125 Dinner time at barkingham palace 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
2126 Ho men start bringing me more, quick 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
2127 Hail to the chief. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
2128 Quickly, call Gulliver! 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
2129 I bet they think I'm distracted. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2130 No! Not another yellow. Bring up the green one. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2131 He's colorblind so just bring the cheap stuff! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2132 All HAIL Liege Clifford! Where are the red treats, minions? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2133 Save the pink one for last. Anyway, he's colorblind. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2134 Keep that food coming. Fido is looking at me strangely. 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
2135 No more! We're running low on bags! 1.1468 0.04289 109 97 8 4
2136 Quick, give me the one with the Fentanyl! 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
2137 Tell the Dog Walkers Guild to prepare the leash! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
2138 Must not anger Vesuvius! 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
2139 I was wrong! His bite is worse than his bark!! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
2140 I don’t think we’ll get our space frisbee back this way. 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2
2141 I hope he likes the other colors 1.1466 0.03725 116 101 13 2
2142 Cancel the bone suits! The beasty has developed a taste for them! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
2143 Not a parapet. Just one. But he’s big! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2144 Keep the milk bones coming, he is showing signs of getting filled up. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2145 Sit! Sit! Roll over! 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2146 He’s going to need a walk around the moat! 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2147 Quick,get the biggest vacuum we have! 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2148 Back off! They are going to eat our lunch? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2149 We'll need more supplies than ever. He deserves the world! 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2150 I said Trojan HORSE not Trojan DOG! 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2151 His tail is not wagging! 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
2152 He prefers Alpo. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
2153 Do you think we could go back to the trojan horse idea? 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
2154 The Trojan Horse attempt messed up. Rovers Bite 1.1458 0.04678 96 86 6 4
2155 Flee! 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
2156 Now he's insisting on something for his pet cat. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
2157 Let’s go, Nick, Knack, Patty, and Whack! 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
2158 It wants one with lots of cinnamon. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
2159 Ok, one more and then we go for the W.A.L.K. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
2160 We’re gonna need a bigger Milk-Bone! 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
2161 KEEP THEM COMING, HE'S ALMOST FULL ! 1.1458 0.04678 96 86 6 4
2162 Quickly, throw me another before the cat comes! 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
2163 Careful, she's in heat. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2164 hurry up with the pink one! 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2165 Give me 'libertreats', or give me death! 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2166 Charge 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2167 Look, if you want that ball back we need to distract him with something? It’s either your prize oversized treats or one of us! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2168 Good news guys, he’s Vegan! 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
2169 Quick, who knows doggie Heimlich? 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
2170 His price has gone up; after each treat, a belly rub! 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
2171 Please don't tell me we're out of the gluten-free ones! 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
2172 Not that one - it gives him the zoomies! 1.1455 0.04252 110 98 8 4
2173 I don't think he understands when the treats are gone. 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
2174 No, no! No more wheat biscuits. He's allergic!! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
2175 How do you say ‘good boy’ in French? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
2176 Bad news. He's Saxon intolerant! 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
2177 Keep 'em, coming boys. The castle watch is in love with milk bones! 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2178 It's no good; he's vegan 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
2179 We'll need a lot more. I just heard, the cat's NOT coming ! 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2180 That's ok, I already gave him his treat. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
2181 Hurry up, It's a dog eat bone world here. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2182 Worm pills to the front! 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
2183 He's a French dog. He said he'll surrender if we bring croissants! 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
2184 Enough with the cookies! He wants to know if any of you know how to do a Belly Rub? 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
2185 Hurry! He only needs eight more to beat the Doberman! 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
2186 Try the Himars! 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2187 Quick! More bones! 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2188 Still no wagging! At once, go get the peanut butter! 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2189 What do you mean you've forgotten which one is laced with the tranquilizer? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
2190 Quick -someone grab Clifford's lead 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
2191 Bring out the Doggie Bag! 1.1444 0.04886 90 81 5 4
2192 He wants more salsa. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
2193 Tastes like Greeks. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
2194 More! He's the King's Best Friend. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
2195 Crunch time! Someone better find a purple treat--he's rejecting the colors we brought ... 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
2196 Tell Leonardo we don’t need him. 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
2197 How it was long ago, before the dogs got let out. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
2198 It's working. Let's bone up our defenses. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
2199 Hurry up, he wants to bone up on things! 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
2200 We need a large collar and leash. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
2201 More! You've got to get more! 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
2202 No longer "Ivar the boneless" 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
2203 Move back guys! I think he's about to launch a projectile! 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
2204 Get this dog water, not bones. Drinking comes before food. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2205 Plan B: Load the treat buckets! 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
2206 Don't let him know we're leaving 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
2207 Bring more treats! The monster indeed is a good boy! 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
2208 Get ready for lots of donuts when his master shows up. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2209 He says no more lime or strawberry! He only wants the ones that taste like pee! 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
2210 He’s better trained!” 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
2211 I have no idea why only the oversized dog biscuits are in color . 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
2212 Quick, throw the chocolate one! 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2213 Quick! Bring up the breath mint bones! 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
2214 He says the biscuits are just an appetizer. He's ready for some meat! 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2215 He said he would prefer a squirrel. 1.1429 0.04370 105 94 7 4
2216 Melatonin flavor now! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
2217 This dog bones 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
2218 Red! No. Blue! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
2219 My dream is to be the artist, but ya gotta start somewhere. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2220 He just keeps saying 'Fetch!'" 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2221 He’s such a good boy! Victory shall be ours! 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
2222 We need more treats!! 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
2223 Move it! We'll never have a better chance if getting rid of these MRE's!" 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
2224 I said PALEO, not pink and yellow! 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
2225 Go find Clifford 1.1429 0.04370 105 94 7 4
2226 No more giant biscuits unless someone brought the giant pooper scooper! 1.1429 0.04370 105 94 7 4
2227 Bone Up, guys! 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2228 Everyone up on the wall. He craves attention. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
2229 He wants a dozen ribeye steaks before he will open the gates. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
2230 Hey! Get more yellow ones!" 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2231 He said they taste “rough.” 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
2232 C’mon guys. He says he wants more chicken flavour. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2233 He only wants the banana flavored ones!!! 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2234 The neighbors didn’t like him pooping in their yard!! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
2235 She's got a whole litter in there! 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2236 Hold it, he does'nt like yellow bones 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
2237 It’s no good boys. Bring on the rolling old men. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
2238 Forget the trojan horse, keep bringing dog biscuits! 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2239 Send the messenger! It's time for the cats to scale the back wall! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
2240 Fall back. We may have to wait for afternoon walkies!” 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2241 I said blue you idiots! 1.1429 0.05121 84 76 4 4
2242 Stop! He's a bad dog--he ate Santa! 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
2243 You there -- with the pink. The hell are you doing? 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
2244 I don’t like the look of this. Do we still have the Trojan Horse in storage? 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
2245 NOT the meat-flavored one! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2246 Ah! The Duke of Doggie doth request a dollop of moat quaff to sate his biscuity thirst! 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2247 One more and he'll calm down for sure 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2248 Bone Brigade Coming! 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
2249 We just call it "Game of Bones" 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
2250 Retreat, he knows why we're here! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2251 Hold your fire, men. Mikey likes it. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2252 The brown bones ! 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
2253 Terry,I said it likes the yellow ones - YELLOW! It won't be suchagoodboy forever! 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
2254 It was a bit over-the-top for a kindergarten birthday party… 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2255 Don't run for your lives...he will think we are playing fetch 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2256 It's my turn to take Sparky for a rampage. 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
2257 Quick, someone get the leash for the W-A-L-K, we’re losing him! 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
2258 Tis nothing to fear my men! For the owner hath not donned the “beware of dog” sign out front! 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
2259 He is! He is! He’s a very good boy, isn’t he? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
2260 This explains why they requested doggy treats for tribute. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
2261 No more bones! It's not working! No more bones! 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
2262 Now where is that really big frisbee? 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
2263 Does anyone have a poop bag? 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
2264 His tail stopped wagging! We've gotta pick up the pace... 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
2265 Boys, which treat comes with the sleeping dose? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
2266 The Trojan Rawr 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
2267 Now, load the kibble cannon! 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
2268 Quick, bring-up the one laced with Benadryl. 1.1413 0.04784 92 83 5 4
2269 Turns out his life is quite conditional 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
2270 Only two more castles and I’ll be a three-dog knight. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
2271 Quick before he just steps over the wall. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
2272 He says keep it coming or he's going to take a shit that will wipe out all intelligent life as we know it. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
2273 He only like plain Milkbones. Get those other flavors out of here! 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
2274 Hopefully we can get it to play dead. 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
2275 Taste test is over. He's good with salted caramel. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
2276 I'm starting to think that appeasing him with treats our size is not a good idea. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
2277 He says the pink ones will stunt his growth. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
2278 It's not so ruff; at least we don't have to pick up after him like those poor saps at the other fortress attending to that big red dog. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
2279 Knick-Knack, Paddy-Whack, give a dog a bone before the old man comes rolling home! 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
2280 Top Dog! And still you beg for treats… 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
2281 He wants to know if you have anything vegan? 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
2282 Prepayre the trebuchet!! 'Tis a Marm'O'duykke!! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2283 Fetch the trebuchet! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2284 Their defenses are showing dogged determination. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2285 Yo this dog big af” “Dayum, fr 1.1412 0.05063 85 77 4 4
2286 This hood makes me look like a sausage! 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2287 He's a Labrador, Keep the treats coming! 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2288 Looks like we need more bricks. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2289 Wait, he’s slowing down. Get the squeaky toy! 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
2290 Fetch more! Fido’s getting restless! 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2291 Throw the dog a colorful bone. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
2292 If we only had something to deliver Amazon’s. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
2293 Calming colors only. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
2294 You idiots. Where's the trebuchet? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
2295 We need more treats, he’s been a good boy! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
2296 Watch your fingers when you give it to him! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
2297 Turns out, size actually doesn’t matter. 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
2298 Oh my gosh, a giant dog, for our giant dog bones! 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
2299 He destroyed our peace offering... He wants war! 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
2300 Shoot me the milk bones, he's just a puppy! 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
2301 Just humor him till he stops competing with that cat. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
2302 He likes the chicken flavor! Send up another one! 1.1402 0.04292 107 96 7 4
2303 He wants his squeaky kitty and he wants it now! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2304 Bad teeth, soak those in the moat. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2305 We're gonna need a bigger dog biscuit! 1.1400 0.04499 100 90 6 4
2306 Hey, Exeter! Do you still have those French tennis balls? 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2307 Oh No! He wants me to eat a yellow one too! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2308 Just a few more and we’re in! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2309 Oh my god!" He suspects the real reason we call these dog bones 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2310 Satisfy him and we shall win!! 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2311 Hurry up, lads! This puppy isn’t going to floss itself. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2312 All we have to do is keep throwing him a bone. 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
2313 Quick! The dastardly fiends let the dog out. 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
2314 Halt, he said he feels like an imposter who does not deserve all these rewards 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
2315 Idiots. The order was for a sneak attack! 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
2316 Uh oh, he’s got that look that says it’s time for a walk! 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
2317 Did anyone bring an industrial-size poop bag? 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
2318 Oh God, there's a Labradoodle in there too! 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
2319 Saddle the horses! We're going to need to make another trip to Costco. 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
2320 He says he wants real bones next time, not cartoon bones! 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
2321 It can see color! 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
2322 He likes it, so let me feed him, and you go around and capture the castle. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
2323 We should’ve gone with peanut butter! 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
2324 He bites! 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
2325 Honestly, the bite looks worse than the bark! 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
2326 Leave it! Good boy… 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
2327 ' Keep it going guys! We won't be able to keep him in the dog house for long! ' 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
2328 Hey, throw me a bone here guys! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2329 It's not a guard dog -- it's a Chow Chow! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2330 Change of plans…he doesn’t like cinnamon. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2331 He just ate Murphy! Get me a giant pair of tongs! 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
2332 She's growling, '...only that pink one...' 1.1395 0.05007 86 78 4 4
2333 The tail is wagging! The wall will be down before you can say 'good boy!' 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2334 He told me to fetch, or else! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2335 Tim, it's neither a rifle nor a telescope and, by gum, Steve, lift with your legs! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2336 Get rid of the real bones - he's vegan. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2337 He says he’s ready to sign the treaty. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2338 The bigger the dog, the bigger the bone. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2339 Oh no,he likes the yellow ones too! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2340 Their defences are too strong! These weapons are useless! 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
2341 We need to pull out the big scones. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
2342 He is sitting and staying, a few more and we may be able to get him to play dead! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
2343 HE'S DRY!!...LOAD UP THE GRAVY VAT LAUNCHER! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
2344 You fell for that dog? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
2345 We don't want him warning the others! 1.1391 0.03469 115 100 14 1
2346 Nick, Zach, Patty, Jack! Give the dog a bone! 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
2347 Ok, He said he’ll let us storm the gates if we throw a cannon-ball for him 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
2348 Toss Me a Bone! 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
2349 Not those ones! He bit Ulrich’s head off when it wasn’t orange. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
2350 Hurry up with those biscuits so that he won't bark or eat us. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
2351 Comrades, the beast shan't stayeth a good boy forever! 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
2352 It looks hungry - run away, run away! 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
2353 A bone for the big doggy. 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
2354 THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!! 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
2355 STOP! He’ll jump out if you throw them up. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
2356 No more bones, this bread is vegetarian and he is now very annoyed 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
2357 It's o.k. He knows he's a good boy! 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
2358 He's wagging his tail - make ready the chew toy! 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
2359 Gulliver’s puppy likes the yellow! 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
2360 It's just until Gulliver gets back. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
2361 Superszize them ... and fast! 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
2362 He says he’d like a real chicken … and a belly rub. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
2363 It's working! Bring on the Trojan Cat! 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2364 Who forgot the coffee 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2365 Anything to keep him from marking his territory! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2366 This isn't working...we should have brought the giant tennis ball! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2367 Send in the peanut butter! 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2368 Anyone bring a poop scoop bag? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2369 OK. Now the one with the rohypnol. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2370 Courage, men! At least he's not hurling cows and ducks at us! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2371 Well, I don't think he looks like a good boy. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2372 Quickly! More treats! more treats! 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
2373 No! The red one, the RED one! 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2374 Hold on… kibbles and bits. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2375 Better make them bigger, and all yellow 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2376 There’s a special package waiting for one of you over this wall. Bring a shovel. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2377 This isn’t working go back and get a bunch of tennis balls!” 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2378 They are bad to the bone 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
2379 Piece of bone to convince they all need me 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2380 He says your taxes have been increased by five dogbones each. 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
2381 Quick,before he has a meltdown! 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
2382 Distracting him with a bone isn't working - bring up the cat! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
2383 Back-up! Bone-shaped stone is not a weapon 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
2384 Get up here fast, while he's still looking at the biscuits and not us! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
2385 Here's the pitch: Clifford the Big, Red Dog vs. Monty Python's Flying Circus! 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
2386 There is a large dog up here! How fortuitous that we came with large milkbones. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
2387 All right! It’s Milk Bone Offensive! Yellow good! Drop the fricking magenta Percy! 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
2388 I think our intelligence was wrong. He is a good boy. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
2389 Hey Sparky, I think they're handing out the next round of stimulus checks! 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
2390 Courage men! It looks like he's still hungry! 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
2391 He says he wants chew toys! 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
2392 It’s not an African Swallow! 1.1373 0.04629 102 93 4 5
2393 Yes,this is Clifford the big red dog. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
2394 Wait till you see his best friend! 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
2395 He says he now wants his squeaky toy. 1.1371 0.03499 124 109 13 2
2396 Okay, now bring up the grappling hooks, siege towers, and jumbo squeaky toy. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
2397 Give him the one with the Vitamin A 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
2398 It's working--throw the next one! 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
2399 Once more into the pooch, dear friends! 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
2400 Have you guys noticed how stupid these caption contest cartoons have become? What's that? Oh, yeah, toss up another... it's working. But these contest cartoons... wow! What a joke! 1.1368 0.04875 95 87 3 5
2401 Alright now one of you grab the cannonball we lost. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
2402 Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
2403 We’ve breached the kennel walls, now the king demands a treat-y! 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
2404 I don’t think we’ve brought enough treats 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
2405 He likes the CBD ones, but now he wants pizza. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
2406 Keep 'em coming; the cat brigade is on the way! 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
2407 Forget it guys, he doesn't want to ruin his dinner. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
2408 Send in the gluten-free!!! 1.1368 0.04639 95 86 5 4
2409 I'm going in while we still have the bone advantage. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
2410 Quick. He only likes the red ones. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
2411 Those inflatables won’t protect you!” Eflor Rolfe, London U. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2412 Not another bone! Launch the ball. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2413 Take those away! He only likes the orange ones! 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2414 Nine more bones before this old man stops rolling home. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
2415 I think I just figured out why the moat smells so foul. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2416 Just as I suspected, we're going to need more biscuits. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2417 HE WANTS KETCHUP 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
2418 Dog biscuits aren't working! Find some bully sticks! 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
2419 Enough with the Dog Biscuits, now he wants a REALLY BIGMac! 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
2420 The Royal Courtyard needs large cleanup satchels. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
2421 Hey, we should start eating these! 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
2422 He is indeed a good boy, sire! 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
2423 Yes, I mean RIGHT NOW! 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
2424 He doesn't like the chicken flavor! Give me the fish one! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
2425 Not treats! Trebuchets! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
2426 OK. Sneak around the back while I've got him distracted. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
2427 The beast must be fed. Onward 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
2428 We need to rethink our weapons doctrine! 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
2429 We may need the dogapult! 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
2430 His bite is worst than his chew. 1.1354 0.04593 96 87 5 4
2431 Quick! Give me the green one and then run like hell! 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
2432 He doesn’t want to start a fight! He says he just wanted a bone to pick! 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
2433 Hurry hurry.. More yellow!! 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
2434 Quick! Get some Alpo! 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
2435 Make no bones about it, he's gluten free! 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
2436 He wants the pink one next. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
2437 Quick! The green one! 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
2438 Throw the dog a bone! 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
2439 No one gets a coffee break today! 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
2440 Knick knack, paddy whack... 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
2441 Keep the doggie biscuits coming lest he unleash his fearsome breath! 1.1351 0.03502 111 97 13 1
2442 He said he just wants more grey ones! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
2443 Turn back, men! We're running out of positive reinforcements! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
2444 Eureka - I’ve proved it! Giant dogs aren’t color-blind! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
2445 Hold up on the treats, he has to go for a walk. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
2446 Hurry! Throw me the bone of contention! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
2447 Nope, nope. Take those back, he's being a bad dog. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
2448 Hurry up, he's extra hungry and getting bigger every minute!! 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
2449 We are going to need a few more. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
2450 Enough with the yellow--he wants a purple one now. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
2451 Hurry thoust up! Before its hunger’s eyes fall on me! Or thee! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
2452 More peanut butter! ASAP! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
2453 OK!" If this doesn't work we'll just have to try real bones 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
2454 I told you we just need to slip the guard a LITTLE bribe. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
2455 This dog's bite is MUCH bigger than its bark. Treats won't do it ! 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
2456 Bones , more bones . His kingdom for the bones . 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
2457 He said, "I'll have two more of the yellow ones". 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
2458 Fetch th' tennys ball! 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
2459 Prepare thee to Catapult the Roast Oxen. 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
2460 Pharaoh Phydo confused by slave outfits! 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
2461 Retreat, retreat, he's gonna barf! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
2462 The gender dog has chosen yellow! 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
2463 OK we threw the dog a bone, now what's step two? 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
2464 Quick! We're going to need some toilet water! 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
2465 He's a good dog as long as we don't run out of treats. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
2466 Make it snappy, or he’s comin’ over the wall!!! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
2467 More bones! He's already taken five bites out of the brick! 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2468 Try the blue pill! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2469 Hoist those biscuits you lay-abouts! Do you think Gulliver'll tread lightly if his dog's not been fed? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2470 Some of you need to distract the dragon on the tower! 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
2471 Don't think you can butter my boss up that easily. 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
2472 It doesn't work: He still doesn't let us in! 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2473 Go green...go green ! 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2474 Go to Plan B! He’s eaten Aethelred! 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
2475 When they said this castle had gone to the dogs... 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2476 Careful! One false move and he'll lick you to death. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2477 He’s a good boy. He just ended feudalism. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2478 Men! What's with the variety? The hound is color blind! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2479 Feed him the chocolate, I heard it makes them sick! 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2480 So glad we didn't use the catapult! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2481 He says he is a dog not a god. 1.1339 0.03697 112 99 11 2
2482 Keep 'em coming! I think we're wearing him down! 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
2483 So this is the Boxer Rebellion … 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
2484 This isn’t working…get the catapult. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
2485 Keep those bones coming for Top Dog. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
2486 Paint the prisoner green! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
2487 Hurry, we can't let this puppy go beyond this "Beyond Meat" biscuit. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
2488 He only likes the bacon flavered ones. 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
2489 Back off, this is my section! 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
2490 He's changed his mind. He says he's no longer a vegan. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
2491 I specifically told you,no artificial food colors! 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
2492 Hurry before he eats me.. 1.1333 0.04793 90 82 4 4
2493 He says ‘more bones or I eat the soft ones!” 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
2494 Nick, Nack, Patty, Wack, give a dog a bone! 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
2495 His bark is worse than his fight! 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
2496 We screwed up. He started salivating without my having a bone. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
2497 No, no. He’s had plenty of treats. Bring him a really big bowl of water. 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
2498 Hurry up with those, I think we've found their leader!! 1.1333 0.03598 105 92 12 1
2499 Where's the nearest Costco? 1.1333 0.03333 105 91 14 0
2500 Never mind the damned Knick Knack! Just hand be another bone! 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
2501 I told you to bring the chocolate ones!!! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
2502 He's almost full, but he wants a green one next! 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
2503 I think its time to try the Trojan Dalmatian 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
2504 What's that new trick you mentioned? 1.1327 0.03444 98 85 13 0
2505 Quick, throw those as far as you can away from the castle. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
2506 This isn't the Ark Of The Covenant, it's the Bark of The Covenant! 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
2507 You guys can believe 'Dog' is just 'God' spelled backward if you want to, but as for me, I'm outta here! 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
2508 He's sitting! Do we have enough biscuits to get him to play dead 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
2509 He says he's thirsty 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
2510 Forget it! He only likes the chocolate-flavored ones! 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
2511 Quick! Drop the shields and run! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
2512 Knick knack, paddy whack, give this dog another bone 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
2513 Lance, I see you quiet quitting. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
2514 It's big, but it's not Trojan. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
2515 Go back! Get the Breath Mints! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
2516 Would someone throw me a freaking bone here? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
2517 Nick! Knack! Paddywhack! Another bone! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
2518 When he said “Bargain” I didn’t know he meant this! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
2519 He won’t beg. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
2520 Guys, you’re not going to believe it, but these new swords are finally about to pay off. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
2521 It works! I told you they would help his breath. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
2522 Beef. He likes the beef flavor. Forget the vegetables, but pass me the fruit flavor. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
2523 It's not working. What are the chances one of you guys could catch a squirrel? 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
2524 He wants belly rubs! Quickly! Get up here quickly! 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
2525 OK, who forgot the poo bags?" 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
2526 No! Not the veggie flavor! 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
2527 He's ready to challenge Sir Clifford the Big and Red! 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
2528 It's all okay! He's a good doggy, a very good doggy. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2529 Quick ! Get his leash 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2530 More cheese-flavored! 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
2531 Verily, Cedric! Yon turds are the measure of two fulsome heifers! Hie thee to his Lordship and implore him as to the urgent wisdom ye low-cal fodder! 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
2532 Wait - sometimes a good boy only wants one.... 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2533 What do you mean he only likes the yellow ones? He’s colorblind. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
2534 Don't give the dog any more bones! 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
2535 Forget the doggie bones, we're going to need a bigger collar 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
2536 Great, but we need a new trick. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2537 The lemon bone is too tart, throw me the mint or the cherry. 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
2538 He's color-blind but one of you still has to walk him after this. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2539 ‘Play dead’ didn’t work! 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2540 Keep 'em coming. He's a good dog. 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
2541 GIVE THE DOG A BONE. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
2542 Drop your milk bones men! This good boy need not be slain! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
2543 Not working either! Roll in the Trojan Horse instead! 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
2544 Looks like we won't be needing that catapult after all. 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
2545 Not those bones. He's grain free! 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
2546 The weekly New Yorker cartoon caption contest has never been a bigger dog! 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
2547 You should see its paws -- this is going to be a big dog! 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
2548 Only the yellow ones! 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
2549 It’s time! Launch the bully sticks!! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
2550 Storm the drawbridge before he gets the zoomies. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
2551 Did anyone bring him some water? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
2552 Hey, Nick, Nack and Paddy, and you too,Wack. Let's give a dog a bone. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
2553 Nick, Nack and Paddywack, it's your turn! This old man's gotta roll on home. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
2554 Hurry, his stomach is growling. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
2555 He's a good boy. HE'S A VERY GOOD BOY! 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
2556 He's really mad! He somehow figured out that the bones contain artificial colours! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
2557 Quick, hand me one that can improve his doggy breath. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
2558 OMG, those aren't battering rams! 1.1310 0.05019 84 77 3 4
2559 Drop them. Get the big bag. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
2560 I told you it was a bona fide plan 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
2561 More Biscuits! It's a bone-a-fide Canine monster! 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
2562 Y’all this ain’t it 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
2563 I need another biscuit! Stat!! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
2564 Now pass me a liver treat for the defender. 1.1308 0.03275 107 93 14 0
2565 Canis vult! 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
2566 Back to Birdwell Island you go. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
2567 I’m not sure, and he’s not sure - he’s chewing on it. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
2568 No more treats. Bring the fetch toy! 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
2569 He’s a good boy! Keep the treats coming. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
2570 Apparently we lost a lot of men for nothing. 1.1304 0.03154 115 100 15 0
2571 Quick before his mom comes! 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
2572 He's holding out for more orange! 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
2573 Whose bright idea was it to hire pedigree for our artillery 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
2574 It's always the ssame - if you give a dog a bone he wants another 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
2575 I’m dog we trust. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
2576 He needs more positive reinforcement! 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
2577 Am I gluten free!? 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
2578 HE WONT SIGN THE TREATIES 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
2579 MORE!! I need MORE Biscuits NOW!! 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
2580 Bring more of the cheddar ones! 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
2581 He prefers the purple ones! 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
2582 Go back! Hurry! He only wants Snausages. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
2583 No more treats! It'll just encourage bad behavior. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
2584 Guys! He likes the chicken flavored biscuits. Throw him all you got. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
2585 It’s OK, you can back off, he’s definitely a ‘Good Boy’. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
2586 Hand me the crunchy one. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
2587 Tell King Gulliver the Brobdognagian Fortress is impenetrable! 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
2588 Is that aiI we have 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2589 We’re good. All he’s gonna do is watch! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2590 Over the parapet and into the Bonaparte! 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
2591 It’s no good! He wants a human smeared with gravy! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2592 Quick, keep them coming I think he is about ready to speak. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2593 Are they gluten-free? They have to be gluten-free! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2594 Even if we distract him the dog breath will be fatal. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2595 We've breached the wall! More treats! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2596 Hold the bone!!!!!! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2597 Clifford is greatful for the tribute. All will be protected. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2598 Get the catapult. He’s ready to play fetch. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2599 Stand down with those ! He only likes Pumpkin Spice! 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2600 I need ‘The Blues!’ 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2601 Not the young puppy snacks, get the ones formulated for the middle ages. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2602 Run! He's lifting his hind leg! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2603 If you want to live, get those other five boxes up here on the double! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2604 You fools, I said Abby, not dog show. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
2605 Quick, hand me the new candy-colored ones! 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
2606 No more beef flavored ones he only likes the chicken flavored ones. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
2607 The old man rolled straight past his home. 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
2608 Christmas, The Year 2345. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
2609 Tell him it's an English biscuit, Saxon flavored. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
2610 Quickly, men! The beast is being a very good boy! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
2611 I think he's food-motivated! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
2612 He’s in a calm-submissive state! Reward! Reward! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
2613 Bone appetit - they're willing to give up Clifford's hiding place for just five more! 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
2614 Wait, are these gluten free? Because if not....oh boy. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
2615 Trojan Bone is a no go! 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
2616 Captain, we need more treats! 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
2617 That was my bone! It was made for me! 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
2618 Should we try the giant wooden cat instead? 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
2619 Roll out the poop catapult! 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
2620 It's no good! He knows they're Impossible Biscuits. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
2621 If we run out of treats, we're in big trouble. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
2622 Let's smack him with the wet stuff. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
2623 I think you misheard me. I said RE-treat. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
2624 Deploy the spray bottle! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
2625 Which one of you told him he wasn't a good boy? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
2626 Toss me another edible, they're working like a charm. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
2627 All together now: Knick knack, paddy wack 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
2628 Never mind those. Go get Rapunzel. Apparently, he's something called a rescue dog? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
2629 Halt positive reinforcements! Repeat, Halt positive reinforcements!! 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
2630 Inform the King that the treat negotiations are going well! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
2631 Increase the dose! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
2632 He wants all the biscuits and a belly rub. 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
2633 You were right Abe, she is gluten free! 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
2634 Red biscuits only! 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
2635 I said NO growth hormones!!! 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
2636 No more! This one's bite is worse than his bark! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
2637 Hurry he doesn’t know his own strength 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
2638 Bones, he'll fall 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
2639 He’s a good boy! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2640 Goddamit. I said the one's WITHOUT fibre. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2641 I told him I already had one; he wants more! 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2642 Medieval Gender Reveal: "More yellow! It must twins!!" 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2643 We’ve got enough milkbones! Where’s Mr. Scruffleface? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2644 It's not working -- quick, wheel in the first rubber chew toy! 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2645 He wants a peanut butter treat right now! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2646 Quick! Load the cannon with tennis balls! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2647 I hate when I draw the short bone! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2648 We weren't prepared for THIS good of a boy! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2649 Quick, someone gram this! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2650 Quick! Dig a moat!! He's starting to drool!!! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2651 No good. Let’s try a fake horse with men inside it. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2652 If we ever do get past him, we'll need some big bags to clean this place up. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2653 C'mon men! Only 40 or 50 more oxycobones and he'll be asleep! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2654 Arthur! That pooper scooper won't be big enough! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2655 Keep them coming! Send for reinforcements! This won't hold him for long! 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
2656 Break them in half! He's a big dog, but not particularly a good dog. 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
2657 Oh oh, I think he's about to get the zoomies! 1.1275 0.04333 102 93 5 4
2658 Ralph, put on the squirrel costume and run away so we can finally get past Fido here. 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
2659 We can’t keep this up, bring out the giant bell! 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
2660 Appease the hound 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
2661 Indeed all bite no bark! All balls to the wall! 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
2662 Did they give you siege biscuits or sea biscuits?? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
2663 We're gonna need some bigger biscuits. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
2664 You guys know what Wagyu is? 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
2665 I can’t get over this! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
2666 He's learned to sit....now is our chance! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
2667 Can you throw me a bone here? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
2668 Forget it guys, he's going to take us for all we've got. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
2669 Quick- toss me the cat! 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
2670 Which one of you geniuses suggested that I do my own stunts 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
2671 I taught him to sit keep the yellow ones coming 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
2672 Sacre Bow Wow! Ce n’est pas un Bone Idea! 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
2673 Quick, hand me the ass flavored milkbone! 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
2674 He doesn’t like the yellow ones! 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
2675 A couple more, and I think I can get him to lay down. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
2676 For God, Harry, St. George and my dog Murray.. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
2677 Gimme the greenie for his breath or I'll have to surrender. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
2678 Quick!! She thinks I'm her chew toy!! 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
2679 No more beef sticks, he’s getting a taste for blood! 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
2680 He wants to know if we have other treats. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
2681 This isn’t working. What if we ask it to play dead? 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
2682 For the love of God, get rid of the pink one. 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
2683 Hurry up! I'm next! 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
2684 Quick, a bully stick! 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
2685 He says, "More orange biscuits and your father smelt of elderberries." 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
2686 No pink ones. It gives him the runs! 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
2687 Go see if the Natural History Museum is still open. We need a dinosaur! 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
2688 Yellow - yellow- green - pink is the NIP to get in! Hurry up, mates! 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
2689 He says the yellow ones are terrible! 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
2690 Faster, damnit! He won't be a good boy much longer! 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
2691 This camouflage isn't working. Let's all use one big horse instead. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2692 Go back. He likes bones and skinny people. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
2693 He says no pinks. Show him the green. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2694 We're screwed. There's a huge cat right behind him. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2695 Quick, another NyQuil bone! 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2696 From now on, royalty can only own Corgis! 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
2697 He said he’s Irish. Send it up!!! 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2698 Quick, what's the hand sign for down. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
2699 They’ve got a Laaadyyy!!! 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2700 Let Santa know we have a winning recipe 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
2701 No more chicken. They're making him gassy. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
2702 He wants the blue ones! 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2703 Send for more yellows! 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
2704 « Fetchez la vache! » 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2705 I said throw me some more milk bones, not square stones! 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
2706 Go back, he eat's these things for lunch. 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
2707 A few more men, then it's doggie nap time. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
2708 We're going to need a bigger packet of dog biscuits 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
2709 Best I can tell,he says they all taste the same. 1.1262 0.03288 103 90 13 0
2710 She’s just burying them. Let’s try the giant snausages. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
2711 He's already stoned. Go kidnap the princess. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
2712 He only seems to be getting hungrier. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
2713 Hurry up! This dog eats up ammo faster than the Russian army. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
2714 It looks like we'll have to re-treat" 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
2715 Get your bones moving man! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
2716 Hold the biscuits; I think we have a mad dog here! 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
2717 Let’s skip the Trojan cat. 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
2718 She likes the yellow ones. 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
2719 It’s a normal day in New York, the worst city in the world. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
2720 He says to keep fetching… 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
2721 Leave the bones- take the cannoli! 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
2722 He says he is thirsty and asks if we can bring him a toilet 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
2723 No more vegan biscuits or he'll eat us all! 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
2724 No meat or vegetables.... He likes the salmon! 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
2725 Cut them in half, they are too big ! 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
2726 Ye be wary of thine ears! His bite be thusly vile! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
2727 No more dog bones”. He wants a Big Whopper with cheese” 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
2728 Keep ‘em coming. He hath been a goodly boy. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
2729 Ok, two more and he promised to bark the next time the dragon comes. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
2730 We need to escalate the assault. Bring in the catapult! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
2731 Remember: nobody say "fetc—" 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
2732 Quick, more chicken! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
2733 See? I told you. Big and red. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
2734 Do we have any for bad breath? How about tarter control? 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
2735 Gimme the pink one now. It has an antihistamine in it." 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
2736 Hand me my waders - he's not castlebroken." 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
2737 Add Sprinkles! 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
2738 I've heard of boning up on the enemy, but this...? 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
2739 He loves it! Bring 'm them. On! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
2740 No, for God's sake. Only Pantone 122! 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
2741 Did anyone bring a poop bag? 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
2742 He wants the pink one. Come on, Gary - it's been six years since they put you on the rack! 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
2743 And remember to say “SIT” first. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
2744 He wants to know if we have any im blue? 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
2745 He loves the treats but would prefer a really big fire hydrant 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
2746 Take them away! Take them away! Find something else! 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
2747 Hurry, I don’t want to be eaten next and he looks really hungry! 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
2748 He’s a she, and she already has one! 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
2749 We need more! We must feed the beast! 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
2750 He's out of control and still hungry -- bring in the giant slippers. 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
2751 We're good to go, guys. A sign says it’s a 'No Poop Zone.' 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
2752 Was it supposed to be “Nice doggy” or “Good doggy”? 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
2753 Re: treat...he would like another one. 1.1238 0.03230 105 92 13 0
2754 No,No he just wants a walk. 1.1238 0.03754 105 94 9 2
2755 Now do you believe me?!i 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
2756 Somebody call his B.A. sponsor! 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
2757 Who here can get him a pup cup? 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
2758 2023 National Dog Bone Contest..winner gets to take dog home 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
2759 I suggested a horse, but no, it HAD to be a Trojan dog. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
2760 At least we’re not on back end detail this time! 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
2761 He demands… AAAANOTHER DOGBISQUIT! 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
2762 He trusts us now. Get the cannon for a game of catch. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
2763 BE PATIENT. ALTHOUGH DOING IT DOGGY STYLE IS MORE INVOLVED, THE END RESULT MAKES IT MUCH BETTER. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
2764 Hurry. We need more tranquilizer in the treats! 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
2765 Bring more Tea Biscuits, I repeat Tea Biscuits! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
2766 Where is Richard with the poop bags? 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
2767 Let's try dipping them in poison first. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
2768 The other RETREAT, you fools! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
2769 Okay Nick, you're first! Knack, Paddy, and Whack, be ready! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
2770 She’s demanding a new whistleblower. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
2771 He says he's sick of chicken, got any other flavors? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
2772 Careful! He’s got a bone to pick with us. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
2773 Hurry! He's going to shake! 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
2774 Quick! Let’s try the pink one!!! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
2775 Do not say walk! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2776 No, not re-treat! RETREAT, he is a bad boy! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
2777 He needs a toothpick. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2778 He says you gave him a lemon! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
2779 Go buy the brownies from those teenagers in the van! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
2780 He prefers the peanut butter! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
2781 Okay, time to roll out the squeaky toy! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2782 Weird, his name is Dragon. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
2783 Back off! No one can be more loyal to our royal than me! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
2784 What? No! Retreat does not mean bring him another biscuit. Are you even listening Sir Render? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
2785 Back off! He has Kennel Cough! 1.1233 0.05141 73 67 3 3
2786 Just throw him a bone in the negotiations and maybe he'll agree to sit and be a good boy. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
2787 You won’t believe the size of her backyard! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
2788 A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse! 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
2789 He says, Triscuits, not biscuits! 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
2790 Watch where you step when we get in! 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
2791 A biscuit! A biscuit! My kingdom for another biscuit! 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
2792 Come not between a giant dog and a small bone 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
2793 No! More ORANGE ones. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
2794 It’s time to bring in the troops! 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
2795 Tell Arthur we don't need excalibur for this beast 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
2796 Do we get paid for this? 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
2797 try the liver flavour! 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
2798 Fetch the ball-ista! 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
2799 Where's the blue raspberry?! 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2800 No, he doesn't like the doggie treats! Quick! Bring me a giant can of Alpo! 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2801 Forget the Milkbone’s lads! It time to bring out the big Alpo!! 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2802 Whose bone-headed plan was this? 1.1222 0.04421 90