Contest #832 Summary

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Number of captions	4378
Number of responses	559921
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Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	We will not negotiate with terriers.	1.7835	0.01725	2217	1023	651	543
1	Re-treat!	1.6891	0.01331	3509	1806	988	715
2	I have met the enemy, and he’s a good boy!	1.6692	0.01616	2252	1158	681	413
3	Retreat, not re-treat!	1.6663	0.01844	1867	1008	474	385
4	I think we're in for a licking , guys!	1.6594	0.01701	1961	1004	621	336
5	Re-treat! Re-treat!	1.6587	0.01658	2063	1057	653	353
6	The bones only buy us time. Catapult the squirrel.	1.6429	0.01838	1826	1005	468	353
7	Ok he’s sitting. Now what?	1.6250	0.02287	1064	570	323	171
8	Yes, I mean literally throw me a bone.	1.6172	0.02137	1246	684	355	207
9	On the count of three we S. T. O. R. M. the C. A. S. T. L. E.	1.6161	0.01587	2373	1339	606	428
10	If we breach the wall, we will be in deep shit!	1.6159	0.01594	2385	1356	589	440
11	Of course, I’ve asked him to lie down.	1.6100	0.01878	1559	851	465	243
12	Launch the squeaky toy!	1.5961	0.01658	1946	1072	588	286
13	Re-treat everyone!	1.5952	0.01794	1702	950	491	261
14	Launch the frisbee	1.5941	0.01631	1993	1097	608	288
15	He's not going to roll over that easily.	1.5940	0.01481	2261	1206	767	288
16	Enough snacks! Release the giant squirrel!	1.5888	0.01774	1739	980	494	265
17	No one brought a tennis ball?	1.5855	0.01750	1732	967	516	249
18	Deploy the tennis balls!”	1.5786	0.01743	1711	957	518	236
19	Forget the bones, get me a frisbee.	1.5780	0.01707	1751	972	546	233
20	All right guys...on three: Who's a good boy?	1.5769	0.02283	1014	573	297	144
21	It's working. Now after me, "Who's a good boy?"	1.5763	0.01950	1357	759	414	184
22	It's working! Call in the belly-rubbers and the castle will be ours!	1.5743	0.01981	1299	725	402	172
23	Finnegan, get up here and rub his belly.	1.5674	0.01713	1729	974	529	226
24	Stand down, men. As it turns out, he's a very good boy.	1.5654	0.04788	237	138	64	35
25	We're being forced to re-treat.	1.5638	0.01891	1426	810	428	188
26	This isn't working,we'll have to try the Trojan Cat!	1.5633	0.01802	1660	968	449	243
27	Aren't we just rewarding bad behavior?	1.5631	0.01759	1673	958	488	227
28	Now, quick, the one with her medication!	1.5586	0.02249	1067	627	284	156
29	Get ready to launch the tennis ball!	1.5585	0.01791	1563	889	475	199
30	He IS sitting!	1.5559	0.02412	957	573	236	148
31	Okay, plan B—prepare the Frisbee!	1.5541	0.01879	1406	802	429	175
32	Fall back! We’re dressed like his chew toy!	1.5526	0.01844	1529	892	429	208
33	I thought we didn't have a dog in this fight!	1.5524	0.02230	1050	614	292	144
34	We’re also gonna need that big tennis ball.	1.5482	0.01832	1474	848	444	182
35	How badly do we need that cannonball back?	1.5464	0.02181	1153	696	284	173
36	Release the squirrel!	1.5424	0.02056	1215	717	337	161
37	I said "attack", not "a snack'"	1.5424	0.02001	1333	800	343	190
38	This is the last time we deliver to this address!	1.5390	0.02674	731	437	194	100
39	Two more, then bring forth the Squirrel of Troy!	1.5370	0.02062	1244	750	320	174
40	This isn't working. Send over the mailman.	1.5357	0.03354	476	289	119	68
41	I'll know when I'm licked.	1.5319	0.02002	1096	617	375	104
42	He's a service animal, we can't ask him to leave.	1.5314	0.02868	621	372	168	81
43	I have an idea - go get the catapult and a really big stick!	1.5285	0.02269	1001	605	263	133
44	Enough with the biscuits. Release the squirrel!	1.5264	0.02174	1062	637	291	134
45	Biscuit squad fall back, belly rubbers advance!	1.5262	0.02238	1070	660	257	153
46	The fact that you dyed treats three different colors for a colorblind animal really makes me question the rest of this plan.	1.5256	0.02229	1073	661	260	152
47	Who cares if we're spoiling him. He's not our dog.	1.5256	0.02931	626	387	149	90
48	It's working. Storm the doggie-door!	1.5249	0.02532	802	487	209	106
49	All it took was one. He said he’s on our side now.	1.5248	0.02510	785	469	220	96
50	Enough with the nick-nack patty wack! Throw me a bone already!	1.5237	0.02246	1033	632	261	140
51	Bring the squeeky one.	1.5235	0.02360	892	535	247	110
52	I’ll feed him, but I’m not cleaning up after him!	1.5203	0.02351	961	596	230	135
53	Better get the Cat-apult!	1.5195	0.02301	976	599	247	130
54	Forget the biscuits! Load the tennis ball catapult!	1.5186	0.02248	966	580	271	115
55	Hurry up - his dog breath is worse than his bite.	1.5168	0.02265	923	549	271	103
56	We're gonna need a bigger biscuit.	1.5061	0.02516	820	515	195	110
57	He's not going to rollover!	1.5049	0.02422	810	492	227	91
58	It’s all good – he said he wants to be our best friend!	1.5043	0.02392	815	492	235	88
59	Get back! He's already got a bone. He's looking for a hydrant.	1.5037	0.02526	800	501	195	104
60	Pipe down. He thinks you’re squeaky toys.	1.5032	0.02517	791	492	200	99
61	Ok, now put the tennis ball in the catapult.	1.4980	0.02550	753	468	195	90
62	No, he’s NOT a good boy!	1.4973	0.02511	746	457	207	82
63	"Stand back! He's lifting his leg again."	1.4965	0.03070	566	365	121	80
64	All together now Good Dog	1.4960	0.02461	746	451	220	75
65	Hand me the one with the Xanax!	1.4959	0.02557	728	449	197	82
66	He's almost sedated. Bring in the mailman!	1.4953	0.02500	739	451	210	78
67	Quick! What's French for "Who's a good boy?"	1.4925	0.02661	737	474	163	100
68	Can someone throw me a bone here?	1.4921	0.02556	756	476	188	92
69	I know feeding is a dangerous job, but at least we’re not on cleanup.	1.4913	0.02547	690	419	203	68
70	Re-treat! Re-treat! Re-treat!	1.4908	0.02474	764	472	209	83
71	Pivot to belly rubs!	1.4892	0.02547	693	423	201	69
72	At least he lapped up the moat.	1.4884	0.02596	690	427	189	74
73	Fetch faster.”	1.4862	0.02925	654	437	116	101
74	Bring in Mr. Squeaky!	1.4861	0.02683	648	403	175	70
75	Our treat-y negotiations are working!	1.4834	0.02782	631	401	155	75
76	He'll want to go for a walk and don't forget to bring a big bag.	1.4814	0.02737	619	387	166	66
77	Hold your fire. He’s not rolling over.	1.4759	0.03091	622	433	82	107
78	OMG. He’s not housebroken.	1.4758	0.02713	641	407	163	71
79	Quick! To the doggy door!	1.4746	0.02743	611	385	162	64
80	Hold your fire - it turns out he's a good boy!	1.4744	0.02848	586	374	146	66
81	OK, your turn. First you, Nick, then you, Nack, then you, Patty, then you, Wack.	1.4690	0.03041	565	377	111	77
82	Hey ixnay on the dog bone disguise he just ate Rodney!	1.4689	0.03078	546	363	110	73
83	Hurry! Try the doggie door!	1.4669	0.02882	544	345	144	55
84	We're going to need more positive reinforcements!	1.4606	0.03166	508	340	102	66
85	Ready the string ball. The rear guard is a cat.	1.4573	0.02984	503	323	130	50
86	I fed him so, someone else cleans after him.	1.4570	0.02920	512	326	138	48
87	Forget the bones, everybody into the Trojan cat!	1.4568	0.02987	532	349	123	60
88	And nobody thought to bring a rubber ball?	1.4547	0.03038	475	304	126	45
89	Forget the bones, grab the giant frisby!	1.4547	0.02891	519	331	140	48
90	Who brought the ball?	1.4510	0.03035	459	292	127	40
91	To hell with this — anybody got a tennis ball?	1.4506	0.03108	466	303	116	47
92	Next we'll need a very big stick.	1.4495	0.02845	485	302	148	35
93	I told him they all taste the same, but he insists on blue.	1.4476	0.02939	487	311	134	42
94	Perhaps we should have brought the cat-a-pult?	1.4470	0.03224	443	292	104	47
95	Go back! He’s NOT a good boy!	1.4459	0.03068	471	307	118	46
96	Hold off on the treats, fall back. I said retreat, not re-treat!	1.4418	0.03159	455	301	107	47
97	Knights of the hound table	1.4411	0.03243	433	287	101	45
98	This is the last time we agree to dog-sit.	1.4410	0.03159	449	296	108	45
99	Ready the red squeaky!	1.4395	0.02945	471	302	131	38
100	Get ready to shout, "Who's a good boy?"	1.4383	0.03025	470	307	120	43
101	He wants to know who's a Good Boy! What should I tell him?!	1.4373	0.03320	407	270	96	41
102	He says he has a bone to pick.	1.4372	0.03260	398	259	104	35
103	ReT-R-E-A-T!!!!	1.4352	0.03213	432	287	102	43
104	Men, the milkbones aren't working. Time to break out the Frisbee!	1.4351	0.03195	416	272	107	37
105	I found your slipper.	1.4350	0.03169	400	257	112	31
106	Bring up the giant tennis ball	1.4329	0.03353	395	263	93	39
107	It's working! One more and he'll roll over	1.4316	0.03283	380	247	102	31
108	Send in the belly scratchers!	1.4314	0.03200	408	267	106	35
109	Ready the tennis ball!	1.4309	0.03029	434	280	121	33
110	Bowl of water, bowl of water.	1.4297	0.03258	384	250	103	31
111	Run, he’s just the puppy	1.4282	0.03451	397	272	80	45
112	We need more T- R-E-A-T-S	1.4271	0.03255	398	263	100	35
113	Get the Trojan squirrel!	1.4242	0.03323	429	296	84	49
114	Oh, he’s a good boy. Yes, he is!	1.4221	0.03476	353	236	85	32
115	The treats aren't working, send in the Cat-A-Pult!	1.4215	0.03581	363	250	73	40
116	Prepare to launch the slippers!	1.4202	0.03424	357	238	88	31
117	It's OK, he's friendly!	1.4188	0.03346	382	257	90	35
118	Just be glad they're not our bones.”	1.4187	0.03763	406	303	36	67
119	Good news: he’s wagging his tail.	1.4169	0.03355	367	245	91	31
120	Keep 'em coming. He's bound to want to take a nap soon.	1.4169	0.03377	367	246	89	32
121	Roll out the giant wooden squirrel!	1.4142	0.03556	338	229	78	31
122	This isn't working. Bring up the squirrel!	1.4103	0.03528	351	241	76	34
123	This isn't working. Let's revisit the fake horse idea.	1.4102	0.03633	334	230	71	33
124	He’s not castle broken, so watch your step.	1.4096	0.03598	332	227	74	31
125	Never mind. All he’s guarding are slippers.	1.4076	0.03275	368	246	94	28
126	Drop those and get the squirrel	1.4067	0.03331	359	241	90	28
127	He only likes the ones that taste like chicken!	1.4061	0.03146	362	236	105	21
128	It's working, now get his squeaky toy!	1.4059	0.03358	340	226	90	24
129	‘’Everybody yell, sit!”	1.4056	0.03427	355	242	82	31
130	Okay, I’m going in for the ear scratch.	1.4046	0.03382	351	237	86	28
131	Release the Trojan Squirrel!	1.4029	0.03576	350	245	69	36
132	It’s no use, we’re licked!	1.4026	0.03376	313	205	90	18
133	Quick! Re-treat!	1.4020	0.03167	393	265	98	30
134	He's the puppy!	1.4007	0.03684	297	202	71	24
135	This isn't working. Bring up the giant squirrel.	1.3994	0.03482	353	245	75	33
136	I misunderstood, he only wants a treaty	1.3994	0.03673	343	244	61	38
137	...three, four, five. Hey, weren't there 6 of us when we started?	1.3988	0.03546	331	228	74	29
138	I said RE-treat!!!	1.3978	0.03385	367	254	80	33
139	He’s dyslexic…thinks he’s God!	1.3961	0.03843	308	219	56	33
140	Enough with the biscuits. Get Frisbees quick!	1.3948	0.03722	309	216	64	29
141	A milkbone! My kingdom for a milkbone!	1.3946	0.03722	299	207	66	26
142	Game of Bones	1.3941	0.03823	307	218	57	32
143	We need the heavy artillery! Send in the tennis balls.	1.3932	0.03468	323	220	79	24
144	“I said RE-TREAT you idiots”	1.3929	0.03813	308	219	57	32
145	All clear! He’s a good boy!	1.3923	0.03430	339	233	79	27
146	Forget the biscuits. Get the blonde Cocker Spaniel !	1.3923	0.03702	311	218	64	29
147	Enough treats! I’m going in to tickle his belly!	1.3916	0.03839	286	200	60	26
148	Yes, more! He’s a VERY good boy!	1.3913	0.03284	368	253	86	29
149	He's agreed to play dead.	1.3907	0.03489	279	184	81	14
150	When did Gulliver get a dog?	1.3899	0.03927	277	195	56	26
151	These vegan biscuits are useless. Run!	1.3895	0.03814	285	199	61	25
152	Bring forth the giant tennis ball	1.3875	0.03511	289	194	78	17
153	No! No! Get the tennis ball!	1.3856	0.03533	306	210	74	22
154	We can’t just keep rewarding him for bad behavior!	1.3848	0.03541	330	232	69	29
155	I need to put one on his nose.	1.3839	0.04173	224	155	52	17
156	He's demanding organic.	1.3824	0.04005	272	195	50	27
157	His demands have escalated - now he wants a squeaky toy!	1.3816	0.03726	283	197	64	22
158	Hurry up with the squeaky toy!	1.3813	0.03988	257	181	54	22
159	He's getting tired of these biscuits. Bring up the wet food!!!	1.3808	0.03591	302	210	69	23
160	Now launch the tennis ball!	1.3803	0.03715	284	198	64	22
161	Throw me a bone!	1.3794	0.04025	282	206	45	31
162	Hand me a breath mint!	1.3788	0.03601	293	203	69	21
163	Be grateful - the other village has a cat.	1.3784	0.04111	259	187	46	26
164	He’s distracted! Use the doggie door!	1.3782	0.03619	275	188	70	17
165	Now then, who’s going to take it for a walk?	1.3770	0.03881	244	168	60	16
166	Okay, I got him to sit and his breath smells great, now what?	1.3759	0.03623	290	202	67	21
167	We're in luck. He's a good boy.	1.3745	0.03828	275	195	57	23
168	One of you go tell the mailman that the front door is now safe!	1.3745	0.04101	243	173	49	21
169	He's friendly! When we go over the wall, be careful where you step!	1.3732	0.03604	276	190	69	17
170	A wooden horse” I said. But,no, it had to be a giant puppy. OK I’ll feed it, but you have to walk it	1.3724	0.03553	290	201	70	19
171	It's ok, he's a good boy!	1.3719	0.03560	285	197	70	18
172	I told you those Trojans had a better idea.	1.3717	0.03665	269	186	66	17
173	No, no, no! Retreat! Not treat!	1.3707	0.03953	259	185	52	22
174	He wants meat! I’m outa here!	1.3702	0.03994	262	189	49	24
175	One more and I think I can get him to play dead!	1.3679	0.03562	280	194	69	17
176	He's distracted! Roll in the Trojan Squirrel!	1.3671	0.04079	237	169	49	19
177	I said retreat, not re-treat!	1.3669	0.03650	278	195	64	19
178	Seriously, we gotta stop with the treats or he's never going to leave the castle!	1.3668	0.03943	229	159	56	14
179	Forget the bones. Get some chew toys!	1.3653	0.03638	271	189	65	17
180	Hurry up before he licks me!	1.3651	0.03985	241	171	52	18
181	I told you if you wanted a dog you’d have to be the ones to take care of it, yet here I am up the ladder every fucking day.	1.3651	0.04253	252	188	36	28
182	Ready the catapult and tennis ball!	1.3647	0.03872	255	181	55	19
183	No! Another chicken flavored!	1.3636	0.04191	209	147	48	14
184	He wants homework!	1.3625	0.04122	240	174	45	21
185	This will only hold him for so long. Prepare thy tummy rubs.	1.3622	0.03997	254	184	48	22
186	Toss me another T-R-E-A-T!	1.3621	0.04134	232	167	46	19
187	He's not rolling over!	1.3618	0.03707	246	170	63	13
188	If this doesn’t work we go in for the belly rub.	1.3613	0.04015	238	170	50	18
189	I got him to sit!! Pass another and we’ll try ‘lie down.'	1.3611	0.03939	252	181	51	20
190	One of you W-A-L-K around back.	1.3610	0.04273	241	179	37	25
191	Guys, that’s not what I meant when I said retreat.	1.3602	0.03992	236	168	51	17
192	Fire the tennis balls!	1.3596	0.04135	228	164	46	18
193	Ok, one of you sneak around to the drawbridge and drop off the mail.	1.3594	0.04047	256	188	44	24
194	Throw me a bone, would ya?	1.3587	0.04102	223	159	48	16
195	He will sit, but he won't roll over."	1.3581	0.03730	229	157	62	10
196	Not that one! That's the bone of contention!	1.3574	0.03855	277	203	49	25
197	Hold the biscuits lads! 'Tis time to let fly the massive frisbee!	1.3571	0.03861	266	193	51	22
198	More bones! He’s a three knight dog!	1.3569	0.03866	269	196	50	23
199	Hurry up! Our defenses are crumbling!	1.3566	0.03829	258	185	54	19
200	Okay, great! Now the one with the pill in it! Quick!	1.3566	0.03981	244	176	49	19
201	Bring them ALL up! He’s a VERY good boy!	1.3552	0.03777	259	185	56	18
202	Plan B! - the 'Trojan Squirrel'!	1.3550	0.04270	231	171	38	22
203	He has threatened to bark in our general direction.	1.3540	0.04152	226	164	44	18
204	I can't remember where we are in the story. Is he very big, or are we very small?	1.3527	0.04010	241	175	47	19
205	Did anyone bring a tennis ball?	1.3517	0.04024	236	171	47	18
206	Ok that’s enough. Nick, Nack, Paddy and Wack you can go.	1.3514	0.04391	222	166	34	22
207	Looks like this castle is defended by a good boy !	1.3493	0.04112	209	149	47	13
208	Enough! Bring ye olde tennis ball!	1.3487	0.03996	238	173	47	18
209	A few more biscuits and he’ll roll over and play dead!	1.3484	0.03853	221	155	55	11
210	Launch the tennis ball!	1.3476	0.04259	210	153	41	16
211	He likes them! We're in!	1.3466	0.03763	251	180	55	16
212	No,no, bring the stick!	1.3460	0.03773	237	168	56	13
213	Launch the ball, NOW!	1.3455	0.03899	246	179	49	18
214	I think he wants to go out	1.3450	0.04404	200	147	37	16
215	He'll sit but he won't play dead.	1.3448	0.04128	203	145	46	12
216	It's working. Now use the laser pointer to distract the giant cat.	1.3442	0.04078	215	155	46	14
217	They call it the Hundred Years' War, but it feels more like Seven Hundred to me!	1.3439	0.04103	221	161	44	16
218	Ok, now start running and yell, "fetch"!	1.3436	0.04170	227	168	40	19
219	And I thought dragons had bad breath.	1.3436	0.04301	195	141	41	13
220	Try throwing one and say "fetch!"	1.3430	0.04349	207	153	37	17
221	He knows they’re dental bones! Retreat! Retreat!	1.3429	0.03991	245	181	44	20
222	This won't work. Get the Trojan Cat.	1.3427	0.04038	248	185	41	22
223	Quick! Bring my homework!	1.3422	0.04146	225	166	41	18
224	"Enough with the complaints! We could be the crew assigned to 'w-a-l-k' him."	1.3397	0.04366	209	156	35	18
225	I said retreat, not another treat!	1.3397	0.03800	262	193	49	20
226	Now he wants a belly rub!	1.3391	0.04040	233	172	43	18
227	Stop! I said, 'Retreat,' not 'Re-treat.'	1.3381	0.04503	210	160	29	21
228	Come on, guys! Throw me a bone here!	1.3378	0.04179	222	165	39	18
229	He says he wants to meet our leader, outside, in a park, with a ball.	1.3378	0.04139	225	167	40	18
230	'The biscuit worked. Now grab the leash!!!'	1.3366	0.04200	205	150	41	14
231	Bring up the frisbee!	1.3365	0.04006	211	152	47	12
232	Send that green one up here! This breath is killing me.	1.3364	0.04001	220	160	46	14
233	When I said, "Re-treat!!!," this is not what I meant.	1.3362	0.04223	229	173	35	21
234	Can we keep him?	1.3351	0.04885	185	143	22	20
235	Quick! Its mother is coming.	1.3333	0.04362	222	170	30	22
236	Stop! He just keeps getting bigger.	1.3333	0.04131	225	168	39	18
237	Toys! He wants toys!	1.3333	0.04222	207	153	39	15
238	I think he’s ready to show us where he buried the keys!	1.3333	0.04150	204	149	42	13
239	See?! He’s sitting now! Remember: praise and reward, praise and reward!	1.3333	0.04252	201	148	39	14
240	Bad news. He hasn't had his night time walkies.	1.3319	0.03784	229	165	52	12
241	Oy! I said “Retreat!” Not “Re-treat”.	1.3318	0.04030	217	159	44	14
242	Bring on the peanut butter cannon!	1.3317	0.04292	202	150	37	15
243	In unison, please: 'Who's a good boy?'	1.3316	0.04492	193	145	32	16
244	Run! His chew toys look just like us!	1.3303	0.04028	221	163	43	15
245	It’s working – he’s distracted. Send in the squeaky toys!	1.3302	0.04146	212	157	40	15
246	Ok… we’ve distracted him, now one of you go get the baseball!	1.3299	0.04183	197	144	41	12
247	Plan B! Release the giant squirrel!	1.3297	0.04499	185	138	33	14
248	The treats are bad, but the boy is good.	1.3297	0.04276	182	132	40	10
249	Drop the bones and release the Squirrels !	1.3289	0.04074	225	168	40	17
250	Stand down, he's agreed to a treaty!	1.3287	0.03983	216	158	45	13
251	Yes, the vegan one.	1.3283	0.04286	198	147	37	14
252	He says we all must bow wow down to him!	1.3260	0.04561	181	136	31	14
253	I already told him he’s a good boy!!!	1.3250	0.04366	200	151	33	16
254	Now everyone loudly and in unison: "Who's a good dog?"	1.3249	0.04413	197	149	32	16
255	It doesn't matter; they're color-blind.	1.3245	0.04437	188	141	33	14
256	I vote we let him stay on the couch.	1.3244	0.04162	225	171	35	19
257	Stop firing! He's a good boy.	1.3234	0.04347	201	152	33	16
258	I don't think he is going to surrender. He's not French.	1.3229	0.04430	192	145	32	15
259	Don't worry! He's a good boy!	1.3224	0.03940	214	157	45	12
260	He says he IS sitting!	1.3224	0.04244	183	134	39	10
261	Everybody all together: whose a good boy?	1.3204	0.04811	181	141	22	18
262	He says there's too much saffron in the yellow ones.	1.3204	0.04096	206	153	40	13
263	I've got his attention. Now go and throw the ball.	1.3200	0.04470	200	154	28	18
264	I need the knick knack paddy whack, not another bone!	1.3198	0.04284	197	148	35	14
265	He says," We have it all backwards. He is a dog not a god."	1.3195	0.03953	241	183	39	19
266	It's not working! He still wants Taylor Swift tickets.	1.3194	0.04439	191	145	31	15
267	After this, who's taking him for a run?	1.3189	0.04134	185	135	41	9
268	He's demanding a belly rub.	1.3189	0.04134	185	135	41	9
269	A few more biscuits and he'll be ready for a nap!	1.3184	0.04298	179	132	37	10
270	No, he hasn’t eaten his dinner, yet!	1.3175	0.04073	189	138	42	9
271	He's asking us to re-treat!	1.3174	0.03794	230	170	47	13
272	Who's going to walk him?	1.3169	0.04701	183	142	24	17
273	Nick, Nack, Paddy and Whack, it’s your turn to give the dog a bone!	1.3168	0.04486	202	157	26	19
274	Bring me a rolled-up newspaper!	1.3167	0.04277	180	133	37	10
275	We’re gonna need a bigger baggie	1.3161	0.04338	193	146	33	14
276	Keep it coming or we're never getting that baseball back.	1.3158	0.04385	190	144	32	14
277	The chicken-flavored bones aren't instilling panic and fear. Let's try broccoli.	1.3155	0.04167	187	138	39	10
278	You guys must have misheard me: I said re-treat.	1.3153	0.04185	222	171	32	19
279	Look, just be happy you’re not on cleanup duty.	1.3153	0.04356	203	156	30	17
280	When the King said he loves people food, what did he mean exactly?	1.3152	0.04679	184	143	24	17
281	He’s requesting a doggie bag.	1.3152	0.04533	165	123	32	10
282	It works!! We've silenced the alarm!!	1.3141	0.04302	191	144	34	13
283	So definitely, the seer did not say "Beware of the fog."	1.3132	0.04647	182	141	25	16
284	Quick! Get the Trojan cat!	1.3121	0.04679	173	133	26	14
285	It’s working, boys! This should hold him til Gulliver gets here.	1.3112	0.04156	196	147	37	12
286	The mighty beast demands to know "Who's a good boy?"	1.3110	0.04148	209	159	35	15
287	It's looking a bit "ruff" up here.	1.3107	0.04385	177	133	33	11
288	He's a good boy! I repeat... he's a good boy!	1.3102	0.04550	187	145	26	16
289	Send for the squeaky mouse!	1.3098	0.04198	184	137	37	10
290	let's try a slipper.	1.3095	0.04019	210	158	39	13
291	Prepare the Cat-apluts!	1.3092	0.03941	207	154	42	11
292	Now ! Throw the ball !	1.3090	0.04577	178	137	27	14
293	Says HE’S the good boy.	1.3082	0.04545	159	119	31	9
294	Now catapult the enormous tennis ball!	1.3080	0.03790	224	167	45	12
295	Bring forth the giant squeaky toy.	1.3077	0.03926	182	132	44	6
296	Summon the tennis ball catapults!	1.3073	0.04081	205	155	37	13
297	Watch out! The blue ones are Viagra.	1.3068	0.04393	176	133	32	11
298	If we run out of bones we'll use the peasants.	1.3065	0.04040	199	149	39	11
299	It's time to launch the kibble.	1.3065	0.03944	186	136	43	7
300	His gums look good!	1.3056	0.04533	180	139	27	14
301	Good dog...., Keep sending them up. ..., Who's a good do?. Yes you are ...... Quick hurry you idiots	1.3051	0.04067	177	130	40	7
302	Now he demands to go for a walk.	1.3050	0.03959	200	149	41	10
303	Sir Knick, Knack, Paddy, Whack, you all know what to do!	1.3043	0.04410	161	120	33	8
304	Hold off! ‘Stay’ seems to work!	1.3041	0.04237	171	127	36	8
305	Retreat! It doesn’t mean give him a treat again!	1.3037	0.04341	191	147	30	14
306	The guard takes bribes. Repeat. The guard takes bribes.	1.3034	0.04276	178	134	34	10
307	Yo , Nick, Paddy, Knack... up here on the double!!	1.3032	0.04876	155	120	23	12
308	It's three knights' dog.	1.3030	0.04419	165	124	32	9
309	Knickknack paddy wack! I said KNICK KNACK PADDY WACK!!!!	1.3027	0.04371	185	142	30	13
310	He wants to know if we have anything grain-free?	1.3027	0.04021	185	137	40	8
311	I'm afraid some will call this appeasement."	1.3023	0.04052	172	126	40	6
312	Hand me the one that's the breath freshener for crying out loud	1.3021	0.04384	192	149	28	15
313	Ok we are going over the top, but watch where you step!!	1.3018	0.04505	169	129	29	11
314	'Keepeth him distracted!' saith the royal neuterer.	1.3016	0.04238	189	144	33	12
315	If you throw a few more, he might not notice the horse.	1.3010	0.03873	206	154	42	10
316	Casualty report: Knickknack and Paddywhack are down!	1.3006	0.04616	163	125	27	11
317	Hurry, he can’t bark while he is chewing!	1.2994	0.04282	177	134	33	10
318	I said a fake, giant horse, not a real, giant dog!	1.2994	0.04455	167	127	30	10
319	Keep 'em coming. I think he's warming to us.	1.2994	0.04119	167	123	38	6
320	He's got 'sit'. Now we work on 'stay'	1.2989	0.04407	174	133	30	11
321	It's okay - he's a lab.	1.2981	0.04479	161	122	30	9
322	I told you a trojan puppy would never work!	1.2980	0.04773	151	116	25	10
323	We're in! And you said a Trojan dog was a bad idea!	1.2980	0.04584	151	114	29	8
324	Get back, we picked a bone with the wrong people!	1.2975	0.04623	158	121	27	10
325	Anyone got a ball?	1.2970	0.03961	165	120	41	4
326	Wait, go back. It's a palindrome - it's a Dog, not a God!	1.2969	0.04180	192	147	33	12
327	He's color blind so just give me the biggest one.	1.2963	0.04224	189	145	32	12
328	You idiots! I asked for the magic bones that make him SMALLER!	1.2961	0.04664	179	142	21	16
329	Release the belly scratcher!!!!	1.2945	0.04432	163	124	30	9
330	WHERE’S THE LEASH? GET THE LEASH!	1.2944	0.04146	180	136	35	9
331	Quickly! Re-treat! Re-treat!	1.2944	0.04221	180	137	33	10
332	He said we must think out of the box.	1.2941	0.04626	153	117	27	9
333	I think the milk-bones worked!	1.2937	0.04637	143	108	28	7
334	Okay, he sat for that one, now I'm trying play dead.	1.2935	0.04042	201	154	35	12
335	OK....plan B. Fetch the squirrel.	1.2935	0.04010	184	138	38	8
336	Bring me the big squeaky toy!	1.2931	0.04391	174	134	29	11
337	Did anyone bring a ball?!	1.2931	0.04078	174	130	37	7
338	Forget the horse-this seems to be working!	1.2931	0.04315	174	133	31	10
339	Now let’s get him to play dead	1.2931	0.03825	174	127	43	4
340	Don’t worry, they never bite the band that feeds them.	1.2928	0.04618	181	144	21	16
341	We're gonna need a bigger moat.	1.2927	0.04656	164	128	24	12
342	Unleash the squeaky toy!	1.2925	0.04651	147	112	27	8
343	We've got the wrong address!	1.2925	0.04651	147	112	27	8
344	We’re going to need a bigger bone	1.2922	0.04600	154	118	27	9
345	Get Water!! His mouth is dry as a bone.	1.2922	0.04869	154	121	21	12
346	Operation ‘Who’s a good boy’ is working!!	1.2921	0.04535	178	140	24	14
347	Keep 'em coming. He says he'll show us the doggy door.	1.2917	0.04251	168	127	33	8
348	Report to the King immediately: "the Devil's Hellhound's tartar buildup is reduced and its breath is as fresh as the morning dew!"	1.2914	0.04660	151	116	26	9
349	No, no! I said r̲e̲treat!	1.2912	0.04393	182	142	27	13
350	Turns out he’s NOT a good boy.	1.2911	0.04861	158	125	20	13
351	Get back. He’s got fleas and they’re huge.	1.2909	0.04631	165	129	24	12
352	I need the biggest plastic bag you can find!	1.2901	0.04078	162	120	37	5
353	Get back; he's not a good boy!	1.2899	0.04472	169	131	27	11
354	Bring up the scooper.	1.2895	0.04257	190	148	29	13
355	Toss me another. He's a good boy.	1.2892	0.04362	166	127	30	9
356	Quick, who’s got the big plastic bag.	1.2888	0.04236	187	145	30	12
357	The Danes won't think he's so great, when he lets us in for a belly rub.	1.2883	0.04664	163	128	23	12
358	Enough with the Milk-Bone, we need Snausages!	1.2881	0.04018	177	133	37	7
359	No no no. I said treaty!	1.2875	0.04468	160	123	28	9
360	Abort! He wants to shake!	1.2875	0.04724	160	126	22	12
361	No more bone treats. Release the squeaky toys!	1.2874	0.04082	167	125	36	6
362	It’s safe. He’s a good boy.”	1.2874	0.04061	174	131	36	7
363	Keep them coming until we can find a big leash.	1.2874	0.04061	174	131	36	7
364	Confirmed that this is indeed a good dog! Please keep them coming!	1.2874	0.04525	174	137	24	13
365	Who wants to walk him?	1.2866	0.04871	157	125	19	13
366	Wrong house!	1.2865	0.04504	171	134	25	12
367	Remember the Alpo!	1.2857	0.04996	140	110	20	10
368	I draw the line at bowwowing to him.	1.2857	0.04317	147	110	32	5
369	Be ready. His loyalty is conditional.	1.2857	0.04193	154	115	34	5
370	Give me a bone with meat on it! HURRY!!	1.2857	0.04193	154	115	34	5
371	He's ready to give us the ball back..	1.2857	0.04722	133	101	26	6
372	Stand back A royal poop is coming!!!!!	1.2848	0.04451	165	128	27	10
373	Good news, we have more biscuits. Bad news, he’s the runt of the litter.	1.2848	0.04124	158	118	35	5
374	No! I said, "retreat!"	1.2840	0.04505	162	126	26	10
375	I have to come down, this dog breath is killing me.	1.2833	0.04115	180	138	33	9
376	Who wants to volunteer the belly rub.	1.2833	0.04335	180	141	27	12
377	I fed him; now one of you has to walk him!	1.2833	0.04406	180	142	25	13
378	I think we can end this war with treaties.	1.2826	0.04598	138	105	27	6
379	He says for another one he'll roll over.	1.2825	0.03838	177	132	40	5
380	Two more bones and then catapult the cat!	1.2825	0.04599	177	142	20	15
381	What does it mean when he offers you his bone?	1.2822	0.04481	163	127	26	10
382	It's worse than we thought! He's a REALLY good boy!	1.2822	0.04396	163	126	28	9
383	Turns out our hunting dog is just a gathering dog.	1.2819	0.04673	149	116	24	9
384	He says he likes the grey ones!	1.2817	0.04620	142	109	26	7
385	Quick! Send up the one that freshens breath!	1.2810	0.04586	153	119	25	9
386	We’ve got him chewing,boys. Roll in our “Trojan” tennis shoe.	1.2809	0.04505	178	142	22	14
387	He’s lifting his leg!	1.2809	0.04061	178	136	34	8
388	Hey Nick! Knack! Paddy!Whack! Give this dog a bone!	1.2805	0.04702	164	131	20	13
389	He's actually not a "good boy" after all!	1.2800	0.04646	150	117	24	9
390	I'm not dyslexic; there is a dog!	1.2800	0.04449	150	115	28	7
391	OK, the bones are working! Forget the giant Frisbee!	1.2798	0.04130	168	128	33	7
392	Let’s go boys-it’s crunch time!	1.2797	0.04483	143	109	28	6
393	OK, on three, everyone yell sit!	1.2795	0.04336	161	124	29	8
394	I did tell her and she is sitting!	1.2792	0.04466	154	119	27	8
395	Is this is what the king meant when he said the crusades are about dogma?	1.2791	0.04065	172	131	34	7
396	The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Knight-Time	1.2788	0.04263	165	127	30	8
397	I got him to sit! We're in!	1.2781	0.04109	169	129	33	7
398	I wouldn’t send a knight out on a dog like this!	1.2778	0.04654	162	129	21	12
399	This isn't working! Get the cat-a-pult!	1.2774	0.04830	137	107	22	8
400	Stay back! His dog breath is huge too!	1.2771	0.04326	166	129	28	9
401	He seems friendly. And well fed.	1.2768	0.03734	177	132	41	4
402	Come on guys, throw me a bone!	1.2767	0.04453	159	124	26	9
403	Stop hounding me!	1.2767	0.04363	159	123	28	8
404	Next, a volunteer for the belly rub.	1.2763	0.04398	152	117	28	7
405	Quick! Get a rolled-up newspaper!	1.2762	0.04002	181	139	34	8
406	Why are we helping him have strong teeth?	1.2761	0.04665	134	103	25	6
407	I think we found our 'Alpha'"..	1.2756	0.04224	156	119	31	6
408	What's their word for "sit"?	1.2756	0.04125	156	118	33	5
409	With a nic nac paddy whack ..	1.2750	0.04339	160	124	28	8
410	Just four left?!"	1.2745	0.04659	153	121	22	10
411	We’re going to need the whole bag.	1.2745	0.04750	153	122	20	11
412	He says he prefers 'people' food.	1.2742	0.04071	186	145	31	10
413	No worries! It's Clifford!	1.2742	0.05164	124	98	18	8
414	Now run real fast in different directions.	1.2739	0.04483	157	123	25	9
415	Somebody get a plastic bag...a really big plastic bag	1.2733	0.04577	161	128	22	11
416	Stop, he only wants chicken flavor.	1.2733	0.04661	161	129	20	12
417	He's rejected the peace treaty!	1.2727	0.04568	143	111	25	7
418	Watch out! He’s going to roll over!	1.2722	0.04273	158	122	29	7
419	Appeasing the gods? I was certain the memo said appeasing the dogs!	1.2722	0.04178	158	121	31	6
420	Quick! Another biscuit! He’s not a very good boy after all!	1.2721	0.04784	147	117	20	10
421	Throw me a bone here.	1.2720	0.04454	125	94	28	3
422	They’re eating out of our hands.	1.2715	0.04089	151	114	33	4
423	Crunch time!	1.2715	0.04597	151	119	23	9
424	Go get the catapult! And a really big tennis ball!	1.2713	0.05014	129	102	19	8
425	The treats aren't going to do it. Someone get the vacuum cleaner.	1.2712	0.04045	177	137	32	8
426	He's thirsty. Go fetch a lake.	1.2712	0.04201	177	139	28	10
427	Now let's see if he'll go for a walk.	1.2711	0.04307	166	130	27	9
428	Okay, I've got him distracted. Let the cat in the back door.	1.2706	0.04397	170	135	24	11
429	He says he hasn't learned "play dead" yet!	1.2701	0.04088	174	135	31	8
430	Tell the mailman he can drop that package by the moat.	1.2701	0.04457	137	105	27	5
431	He likes the quinoa one!	1.2701	0.04804	137	108	21	8
432	No, no, the EXPLODING dog treats!	1.2697	0.04172	152	116	31	5
433	Quick! The leash!	1.2695	0.04708	141	111	22	8
434	Come on up. He's acting like a dog with a bone!	1.2695	0.04367	167	132	25	10
435	Now fetch the giant head scratcher, we’ve nearly got him.	1.2690	0.04048	171	132	32	7
436	Tennis ball,tennis ball!!!	1.2690	0.04512	145	113	25	7
437	He wants banana flavored.	1.2688	0.04409	160	126	25	9
438	No problem. We're in. It's a Labrador.	1.2685	0.04821	149	120	18	11
439	Now, yell 'walkies!'	1.2685	0.04429	149	116	26	7
440	It's not working! Bring me that giant tennis ball!	1.2680	0.04250	153	118	29	6
441	Every dog must have his day, but this is ridiculous!	1.2675	0.04179	157	121	30	6
442	Follow me, I can see the doggie door...	1.2675	0.03978	157	119	34	4
443	Last one up does the neutering!	1.2674	0.04352	172	137	24	11
444	Quickly now, fetch the squeaky toy!	1.2674	0.04193	172	135	28	9
445	Send up the chlorophyll. His breath is worse than his bite.	1.2674	0.04193	172	135	28	9
446	Whoever said it’s a dog-eat-dog world never climbed the Labrador of Success	1.2671	0.04269	146	112	29	5
447	He's bad to the bone!	1.2670	0.04047	176	137	31	8
448	I think he just needs to go out.	1.2667	0.05257	120	96	16	8
449	We're going to need bigger bones.	1.2663	0.04076	184	145	29	10
450	He can't tell the difference when it's green, yellow or red!!	1.2662	0.04226	154	119	29	6
451	Quick! Get the giant stick!	1.2662	0.04517	154	122	23	9
452	I think it's time for the catapults!	1.2662	0.04517	154	122	23	9
453	Okay, we've got his trust. Signal the troops down by the tree line to release the Giant Cat of Algiers and this guy will be out of here like a shot. The castle will be ours.	1.2658	0.04345	158	124	26	8
454	Throw the ball!	1.2657	0.04857	143	115	18	10
455	Hurry it up, give a dog a bone.	1.2649	0.04477	151	119	24	8
456	Prepare the Scooper!	1.2647	0.04379	170	136	23	11
457	He still refuses to give me his paw!	1.2647	0.04333	136	104	28	4
458	This ladder's too slow, you're going to have to throw the dog a bone!	1.2645	0.04947	121	95	20	6
459	It's the dog that ate our homework!	1.2645	0.04947	121	95	20	6
460	He said no more vegan biscuits!	1.2642	0.04321	159	125	26	8
461	He's not a husky, he's just big-boned!	1.2636	0.05105	129	104	16	9
462	These should be enough to get us unconditional love.	1.2636	0.05223	129	105	14	10
463	Hurry! We need the Holy Tennis Ball,	1.2635	0.04431	148	116	25	7
464	Run for your lives! He's got gas!	1.2635	0.04264	167	132	26	9
465	We'll worry about walking him later.	1.2632	0.04255	133	101	29	3
466	He wants to go for a walk!	1.2632	0.04451	152	120	24	8
467	We need bigger biscuits!	1.2632	0.04041	152	116	32	4
468	Pass me the one with the sedative!	1.2632	0.04451	152	120	24	8
469	Throw me a bone. No, really. THROW ME A BONE!	1.2628	0.04179	156	121	29	6
470	Let’s name him Gulliver.	1.2628	0.04306	137	105	28	4
471	Back off, I smell gas	1.2628	0.04548	137	107	24	6
472	Why is training him always a battle?	1.2628	0.04665	137	108	22	7
473	A leash! A leash! My kingdom for a bloody leash!	1.2624	0.04461	141	110	25	6
474	Aye! We must feed the dogs of war! Let us give it green peace next!	1.2624	0.04574	141	111	23	7
475	The Leash!	1.2624	0.04790	141	113	19	9
476	We're in!	1.2623	0.04911	122	96	20	6
477	It's not working. It's just making his teeth and gums healthier!	1.2621	0.04155	145	111	30	4
478	Now we definitely have a dog in this fight!	1.2621	0.04268	145	112	28	5
479	It's gonna be okay! I asked him if he's a "GOOD BOY!" and he wagged his tail!	1.2621	0.04896	145	118	16	11
480	Get the leash and poo bags ready !!!	1.2615	0.04704	130	102	22	6
481	Somebody throw a ball!	1.2611	0.04348	157	124	25	8
482	Wait! Who brought the plastic bag?	1.2606	0.04290	165	131	25	9
483	Because he’s a good boy and deserves all the treats!	1.2606	0.04545	142	112	23	7
484	This is not going to work. Get the vacuum.	1.2606	0.04965	142	116	15	11
485	Quick! He says he likes the yellow ones better!	1.2606	0.04320	142	110	27	5
486	We're going to need the extra extra large poop bags!	1.2604	0.04302	169	135	24	10
487	OK that's enough, he's sitting.	1.2603	0.04565	146	116	22	8
488	He trusts me now, bring the frisbee!	1.2603	0.04243	146	113	28	5
489	any gluten free ?	1.2603	0.04565	146	116	22	8
490	He's keto – fall back!	1.2602	0.04737	123	96	22	5
491	No more treats until he learns to sit.	1.2595	0.04229	158	124	27	7
492	He's being a good boy!	1.2593	0.04456	135	105	25	5
493	Hurry! The squirrel is coming!	1.2593	0.04159	162	127	28	7
494	Bring forth the Royal pooper scooper next.	1.2593	0.03970	162	125	32	5
495	We’ll need a bigger bone!	1.2590	0.04373	139	108	26	5
496	How could you forget the tennis ball?	1.2590	0.04373	139	108	26	5
497	Throw me a frickin’ bone here!	1.2590	0.04605	139	110	22	7
498	Keep those biscuits coming. I've almost taught him Stay.	1.2587	0.04406	143	112	25	6
499	We need to cut back on the treats.	1.2586	0.04435	116	88	26	2
500	This isn't working. Get the giant tennis ball.	1.2585	0.04537	147	117	22	8
501	it's ok! He's wagging his tail!	1.2583	0.04552	151	121	21	9
502	Hurry up! He's not gonna sit/stay forever!	1.2581	0.04841	124	98	20	6
503	Puppies! There are eight puppies!	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
504	He is definitely a good boy!	1.2578	0.04738	128	101	21	6
505	This is the last time I offer to feed Gulliver's dog".	1.2578	0.04991	128	103	17	8
506	We are going to need a bigger biscuit.	1.2574	0.04782	136	109	19	8
507	Hurry it up Nick,Nack,Paddy,Wack !	1.2571	0.04795	140	113	18	9
508	Thank goodness! The last one had a Cat. They're really finicky eaters, and a lot harder to please.	1.2571	0.04462	140	110	24	6
509	He says he needs to go outside .	1.2571	0.04462	140	110	24	6
510	Welcome to the Church of doG and the Ladder Day Saints!	1.2568	0.04610	148	119	20	9
511	I'm going to try a dominance move that TV guy does. Tell my wife I love her.	1.2566	0.04525	152	122	21	9
512	I think I've gained his trust, Smartly now, load the squeaky toy into the catapult!	1.2563	0.04087	160	125	29	6
513	Quick, another bone or its me..	1.2556	0.04610	133	105	22	6
514	Ok, that one worked for "Sit." Hand up another and I'll try "Roll over".	1.2556	0.04356	133	103	26	4
515	Quick, get the huge cone!	1.2556	0.04732	133	106	20	7
516	It’s a dragondoodle, retreat!	1.2556	0.04610	133	105	22	6
517	No! HE’S going to fetch them!	1.2555	0.04017	137	104	31	2
518	The intelligence was wrong! It ain't Clifford.	1.2553	0.04657	141	113	20	8
519	Talk about a Great Dane!	1.2552	0.04671	145	117	19	9
520	Hey Knick, Hey Knack, Hey Paddywhack, give this dog a bone, will ya!	1.2552	0.04241	145	113	27	5
521	We're either going to be sued by the IP owners of Clifford or Monty Python for this.	1.2547	0.04342	161	129	23	9
522	Keep ‘em coming! His tail has already wiped out half a squadron of defenders!	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
523	It's time for fetch. Is the catapult ready?	1.2540	0.04772	126	100	20	6
524	It took only one biscuit and the guard dog is ours!	1.2538	0.04922	130	105	17	8
525	Good news: He says his people will be open to biscuit diplomacy.	1.2538	0.04673	130	103	21	6
526	If we don't obey, it's back to the crate.	1.2538	0.04799	130	104	19	7
527	Hurry! He's giving me those puppy-dog-eyes again!	1.2536	0.04607	138	110	21	7
528	It's not working, he's color-blind - get the Trojan Squirrel ready!	1.2536	0.04371	138	108	25	5
529	Bigger treats! He’s the runt of the litter!	1.2535	0.04173	142	110	28	4
530	Quick! Get the squeaky toy!	1.2533	0.04144	150	117	28	5
531	Tell my wife I knew about her lover.	1.2532	0.04075	154	120	29	5
532	It worked! I said "Sit!" And he sat!	1.2521	0.04339	119	91	26	2
533	We are in luck. He is a good boy.	1.2519	0.04786	135	109	18	8
534	He is impervious to Flavor-Snacks! Retreat!	1.2519	0.04299	135	105	26	4
535	We've already TRIED knicking, knacking, and paddy whacking! !	1.2519	0.04669	135	108	20	7
536	At least he's not drooling.	1.2519	0.04034	135	103	30	2
537	Keep it up! He's wagging his tail.	1.2518	0.04800	139	113	17	9
538	Make haste, you fools! Release the squirrels!	1.2518	0.04577	139	111	21	7
539	He is accepting our treaty	1.2518	0.04690	139	112	19	8
540	Full stop on the whole "Trojan bones" idea.	1.2517	0.04265	143	112	26	5
541	We’re going to have to re-treat.	1.2516	0.03839	155	119	33	3
542	Bring up those yellow ones. You other two sneak in the back.	1.2500	0.04573	128	101	22	5
543	I'll feed him, but you have to walk him!	1.2500	0.04915	120	96	18	6
544	abort! abort! It’s a DOG shrine not a GOD shrine !	1.2500	0.04638	136	109	20	7
545	The dyslexics come, bearing gifts for god.	1.2500	0.04972	132	108	15	9
546	He wants a real bone!	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
547	We need a catapult.	1.2500	0.04706	128	102	20	6
548	The Knick,-knack-paddy-wack didn’t work in the slightest, We’re ALL going to be rolling home, and not in a good way.	1.2500	0.04027	168	133	28	7
549	A few more and we’re in!	1.2500	0.03904	164	128	31	5
550	Our intel was all wrong.	1.2500	0.04610	132	105	21	6
551	Worst Crusade yet.	1.2500	0.04669	124	98	21	5
552	All together now, shout’Good Boy!’	1.2484	0.04475	153	124	20	9
553	Run! It's not Clifford!	1.2484	0.04475	153	124	20	9
554	After all these treats I hope you have a very large poop bag	1.2483	0.04435	145	116	22	7
555	Search the realm! The beast desires chewy, not crunchy!	1.2482	0.04490	137	109	22	6
556	Now the one with the tranquilizer	1.2482	0.04369	137	108	24	5
557	Stand back! He's about to burp!	1.2468	0.04370	158	128	21	9
558	Looks like we'll need a bigger bone!	1.2468	0.04253	154	123	24	7
559	Bark indeed worse than bite.	1.2466	0.04407	146	117	22	7
560	Bad news. He wants a real bone. Any volunteers?	1.2466	0.04073	146	114	28	4
561	I thought it was “The Alamo”, but he keeps saying “The ALPO”?	1.2466	0.04299	146	116	24	6
562	Quick! Get in the cat!	1.2465	0.04490	142	114	21	7
563	Operation knick knack paddy whack is a no-go!	1.2465	0.04378	142	113	23	6
564	Men, you can advance now -- he's agreed to be a Very Good Boy.	1.2464	0.04341	138	109	24	5
565	Wait! You guys said he likes CHEWY treats.	1.2463	0.04789	134	109	17	8
566	Not the human flavored ones!	1.2463	0.04670	134	108	19	7
567	Bring the newspapers!	1.2462	0.04641	130	104	20	6
568	Say it louder - good dog, good dog!	1.2460	0.04319	126	98	25	3
569	He sat! He sat! He sat!	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
570	Stop! He doesn't live here.	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
571	Is the green one a breath mint?!	1.2456	0.05222	114	93	14	7
572	He asked for blue. PASS ME THE BLUE?!?!	1.2455	0.04026	167	133	27	7
573	Bad news. He wants more meat on the bones.	1.2453	0.04345	159	129	21	9
574	Fire the rawhide bone cannons!	1.2448	0.04118	143	112	27	4
575	Get butter. Everything’s better with butter.	1.2448	0.04351	143	114	23	6
576	One of us has to take him out!	1.2444	0.03999	135	104	29	2
577	He's assuredly not a good boy.	1.2444	0.04518	135	108	21	6
578	Any color! He can't taste the difference!	1.2444	0.04394	135	107	23	5
579	Okay, I think he likes me.	1.2443	0.04735	131	106	18	7
580	She’s now demanding an emotional support serf.	1.2439	0.04808	123	99	18	6
581	He says he's open to a treaty.	1.2437	0.04586	160	133	15	12
582	Wow! You should see that tail wag!	1.2437	0.04916	119	96	17	6
583	We’re feeding right into him.	1.2434	0.03960	152	119	29	4
584	I need four volunteers to take him for his walk.	1.2432	0.04137	148	117	26	5
585	Retreat! Back to Lilliput!	1.2431	0.04210	144	114	25	5
586	He wants it gluten-free	1.2431	0.04543	144	117	19	8
587	He’s a very good boy. Keep ‘em coming	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
588	Even if this works, we'll be cleaning up poop for weeks!	1.2429	0.04519	140	113	20	7
589	No bones, he wants to be walked	1.2426	0.04239	136	107	25	4
590	So far so good. Now, who's gonna take him for a walk?	1.2422	0.04929	128	105	15	8
591	A dyslexic's attempt to build an altar to God	1.2418	0.04546	153	126	17	10
592	It's too slow - bring up the dogapult!	1.2417	0.04583	120	95	21	4
593	Keep those offerings coming -- he reminded me that dog is God spelled backwards.	1.2416	0.04532	149	122	18	9
594	The dog biscuit didn't work. I'll let him smell my butt.	1.2414	0.04514	145	118	19	8
595	What part of re-treat don't you understand?!	1.2414	0.04839	116	93	18	5
596	Would it be to much to ask to throw me a bone?”	1.2414	0.04184	145	115	25	5
597	Told you it would work.	1.2414	0.04519	116	91	22	3
598	Put down the biscuits and start loading the tennis balls into the catapult!	1.2411	0.04138	141	111	26	4
599	A Connecticut Clifford in King Arthur’s court…	1.2411	0.04616	112	88	21	3
600	Dog breath!	1.2409	0.04578	137	111	19	7
601	Ye yellows, stay! Ye others, round to the front!	1.2406	0.04015	133	103	28	2
602	I need four guys up here pronto to scratch his belly"	1.2405	0.03855	158	124	30	4
603	Quick, get me an incredibly large newspaper.	1.2403	0.04371	129	102	23	4
604	A few more treats and he’ll play dead	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
605	Where is the Cat-apult?	1.2403	0.04640	129	104	19	6
606	He licked my face! Gaaaaa.....	1.2403	0.04228	154	124	23	7
607	I’m afraid he’s not really a good boy.	1.2400	0.04505	150	123	18	9
608	Never give up! Bring forth the liver snap!	1.2400	0.04311	125	98	24	3
609	Whatever you do, don't put on those disguises!	1.2400	0.05003	125	103	14	8
610	Such a beast as this we shall henceforth call a "rescue."	1.2400	0.04738	125	101	18	6
611	I call him Sir Pantsalot	1.2397	0.04159	146	116	25	5
612	Trojan Hound eats enemy out of house and home.	1.2395	0.04092	167	135	24	8
613	It's crunch time.	1.2394	0.04348	142	114	22	6
614	Quick go to Chewy.com and order more dog biscuits!	1.2391	0.03644	138	105	33	0
615	No one say, "Shake!"	1.2391	0.04663	138	113	17	8
616	It’s OK, I think he is friendly	1.2389	0.04913	113	91	17	5
617	This really seemed like a boneheaded idea, but It' s actually a work of genius.	1.2388	0.04517	134	108	20	6
618	I have him eating out of my hand. What should I do now?	1.2387	0.03783	155	121	31	3
619	Oh, No! This is just the DOG house!	1.2387	0.03999	155	123	27	5
620	Faster! His bite is definitely worse than his bark!	1.2385	0.04477	130	104	21	5
621	It’s been decided! All of the colors taste alike!	1.2385	0.04477	130	104	21	5
622	Wait for my command.	1.2385	0.04477	130	104	21	5
623	Now release the red rubber ball!	1.2385	0.04057	130	101	27	2
624	It's not a problem if I sound like a squeaky toy when I get nervous, is it?	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
625	Now bringith up thy catapult and unleash thy royal tennis ball!	1.2381	0.04133	147	117	25	5
626	It's okay! He's my best friend!	1.2377	0.05212	122	102	11	9
627	He hates pink ones."	1.2377	0.05081	122	101	13	8
628	The one with the most cbd!	1.2374	0.04402	139	112	21	6
629	They’ve intercepted our supply lines!	1.2373	0.04611	118	94	20	4
630	He likes them! Fido likes them	1.2370	0.04362	135	108	22	5
631	Prithee, be quick about it! The Beast now stares at me and drools!	1.2370	0.04233	135	107	24	4
632	Gulliver's dog	1.2368	0.04251	152	123	22	7
633	STOP! HE'S GETTING BIGGER!	1.2368	0.04041	152	121	26	5
634	Look, it isn’t Cerberus, it isn’t any hound of hell—he’s just a big doggie who likes bones…	1.2368	0.04251	152	123	22	7
635	That’s enough dog biscuits! Get the pooper scooper!	1.2368	0.04548	152	126	16	10
636	Bring the pool,he is thirsty	1.2366	0.04703	131	107	17	7
637	You are on clean-up	1.2366	0.04312	131	104	23	4
638	Quick, before he finishes this one.	1.2366	0.04446	131	105	21	5
639	HE BE-ITH A VERY GOOD BOY!	1.2366	0.04174	131	103	25	3
640	Look out! Get back! He's lifting his leg...	1.2365	0.04534	148	122	17	9
641	All together! "Who's a goood boy?!	1.2358	0.05454	106	88	11	7
642	It’s ON fellas! The Milkbone Siege is ON!	1.2357	0.04254	140	112	23	5
643	I'm afraid this may be a pyramid scheme.	1.2357	0.04821	140	117	13	10
644	He needs water!	1.2357	0.04489	140	114	19	7
645	Okay, we need a volunteer to do a tummy rub!	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
646	Nobody in the future would ever believe THIS, Joshua, so just say you used trumpets.	1.2353	0.04695	136	112	16	8
647	Give me the one with hemlock.	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
648	It's not working! Call back up! We need peanut butter.	1.2348	0.04545	132	107	19	6
649	MORE BISCUITS!!	1.2348	0.05142	115	95	13	7
650	I said hark, not bark!	1.2348	0.04991	115	94	15	6
651	Hurry, he will tell us where the doggie door is!	1.2345	0.04154	145	116	24	5
652	Hurry Up! I 've got him distracted!!	1.2344	0.04365	128	102	22	4
653	Does anyone have 600 poop bags?	1.2340	0.04346	141	114	21	6
654	This is why we should only raid castles that don’t allow pets!	1.2340	0.03980	141	111	27	3
655	Take over! His breath is awful!	1.2339	0.04301	124	98	23	3
656	Go around the corner, there's a doggy door!	1.2339	0.04451	124	99	21	4
657	Enough of the fiber ones!	1.2339	0.04146	124	97	25	2
658	He's distracted by the treats, send in the cat-apult!	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
659	Boy was that informant from SPCA right on.	1.2336	0.04777	137	114	14	9
660	More Biscuits! I think I can get him to roll over!	1.2336	0.04428	137	111	20	6
661	No, he only wants the gold, not the other colors.	1.2333	0.04168	150	121	23	6
662	Hold on, where's Frank	1.2333	0.04984	120	99	14	7
663	He only wants the wheat free bones.	1.2333	0.04694	120	97	18	5
664	The mead soaked biscuits aren’t working ! Catapult the cats!	1.2333	0.04543	120	96	20	4
665	Drop it!	1.2333	0.04984	120	99	14	7
666	We're gonna need a bigger a shovel.	1.2333	0.04543	120	96	20	4
667	Hey guys! He says he wants a blue one.	1.2328	0.04475	116	92	21	3
668	This dog needs to lighten up. Do any of you have a humerus?	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
669	'And he said that our army went to the dogs! That really takes the biscuit.'	1.2326	0.04193	129	102	24	3
670	It's okay--he's a good boy!	1.2324	0.04432	142	116	19	7
671	Quick, throw me the Alpo.	1.2324	0.04318	142	115	21	6
672	Don't worry. The caption will explain everything if we're lucky.	1.2321	0.05071	112	92	14	6
673	Can’t we just use the catapult to throw his ball?	1.2320	0.04969	125	104	13	8
674	He says he's full and wants a doggie bag.	1.2320	0.04563	125	101	19	5
675	I think it's a Trojan Dog!	1.2319	0.04277	138	111	22	5
676	Forget the bones, get the cat!	1.2319	0.04277	138	111	22	5
677	It’s okay; it’s colorblind	1.2319	0.04022	138	109	26	3
678	Let's go, Nick! Nack! Paddy Whack!	1.2319	0.04633	138	114	16	8
679	Oh my God! It’s a pandemic puppy.	1.2319	0.04277	138	111	22	5
680	He only wants the yellow ones!	1.2319	0.04399	138	112	20	6
681	Cease fire, he’s eating the ammo!	1.2319	0.04151	138	110	24	4
682	He’ll lie down, but he won’t play dead.	1.2318	0.04036	151	121	25	5
683	She says they taste better thrown than hoisted.	1.2314	0.04354	121	96	22	3
684	These aren’t working. Do we have any with cannabis?	1.2314	0.05083	121	101	12	8
685	He says we have to pray to him too.	1.2314	0.04805	121	99	16	6
686	Just throw me a bone.	1.2314	0.04805	121	99	16	6
687	Her Majesty prefers almond milk bones.”	1.2308	0.04404	143	117	19	7
688	Send for help! He’s been a very good boy!	1.2308	0.04441	130	105	20	5
689	Quick! Does anyone have a large baggie?!??	1.2308	0.04702	130	107	16	7
690	Hey, what happened to the supply chain!	1.2308	0.05333	104	86	12	6
691	Come on, throw me a bone!	1.2302	0.04125	139	111	24	4
692	Bone Up!!	1.2302	0.04530	126	102	19	5
693	Sure he’s an old one. But Gulliver says we better teach him some new tricks, fast.	1.2295	0.04909	122	101	14	7
694	Bring in the catapult!	1.2295	0.04476	122	98	20	4
695	Clifford likes red bones!	1.2295	0.04769	122	100	16	6
696	We're gonna need some new tricks.	1.2292	0.03650	144	112	31	1
697	He wants to know if these biscuits are grain-free!	1.2292	0.04697	144	121	13	10
698	Unfortunately his bark is as big as his bite.	1.2290	0.04411	131	106	20	5
699	So, he's definitely food motivated.	1.2290	0.04542	131	107	18	6
700	He said he asked for home-baked.	1.2288	0.04240	118	93	23	2
701	He says our donation will suffice!	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
702	He's got friends, hurry!!!	1.2283	0.04211	127	101	23	3
703	No more until he rolls over!	1.2282	0.03579	149	116	32	1
704	Give me another one and I’ll see if he can play dead!	1.2281	0.04831	114	93	16	5
705	Keep them coming. The Game of Bones is ours!	1.2281	0.04831	114	93	16	5
706	Pick it up, Stanley, dogs don’t have a 5 second rule	1.2277	0.05050	101	82	15	4
707	We’re gonna need more time at this rate. Go get the giant tennis ball!	1.2276	0.04591	123	100	18	5
708	OK! Together on my three! : "You are a very good dog!"	1.2276	0.04443	123	99	20	4
709	We need to refill his water pond.	1.2276	0.04591	123	100	18	5
710	It wants something meaty. Any volunteers?	1.2276	0.04291	123	98	22	3
711	Whichevever of you was in charge of ordering just five bones needs to resign immediately.	1.2276	0.04123	145	117	23	5
712	Re-treat! I said, re-treat!	1.2275	0.03862	167	135	26	6
713	Sound the retreat!	1.2273	0.04511	132	108	18	6
714	Just the breath-freshening ones, and hurry!	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
715	You're gonna need bigger bones.	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
716	One more, and I think he’ll lie down. Then we can rush in and seize the squeaky.	1.2270	0.04072	141	113	24	4
717	Lose the red one, he’s vegetarian!	1.2266	0.04327	128	103	21	4
718	Ready the sweet potato!	1.2266	0.04602	128	105	17	6
719	He says he wants real bones!	1.2266	0.04466	128	104	19	5
720	It’s a deal! But hurry!	1.2266	0.04327	128	103	21	4
721	Back to Petco for more. He’s only the taster.	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
722	Poop bags!	1.2264	0.04886	106	86	16	4
723	He says he wants a chew toy. Any volunteers?	1.2263	0.04012	137	109	25	3
724	I repeat, he is NOT a good boy!	1.2261	0.04793	115	94	16	5
725	The rest will go in the TROJAN HYDRANT.	1.2261	0.04631	115	93	18	4
726	It’s working. More yellow ones!	1.2261	0.04289	115	91	22	2
727	Forget those for now and go find a really large plastic bag!	1.2261	0.05102	115	96	12	7
728	Cease! Now let’s see whose a good dog.	1.2260	0.04211	146	119	21	6
729	Bring out the cat-apult!	1.2258	0.04557	124	101	18	5
730	Back off! He's already a good boy!	1.2258	0.04970	124	104	12	8
731	Which one of you guys was supposed to bring the kibble?	1.2258	0.04260	124	99	22	3
732	I throw, he fetches, we storm!	1.2258	0.04699	124	102	16	6
733	He says he only wants essential cookies.	1.2258	0.04970	124	104	12	8
734	He’s treat motivated! Hurry I need another one to get him to play dead.	1.2258	0.04699	124	102	16	6
735	Hurry! Re-treat! Re-treat!	1.2256	0.04605	133	110	16	7
736	Retreat, Retreat, she’s gluten-free!	1.2255	0.04602	102	81	19	2
737	Quick, pass me the bone of contention!	1.2255	0.04602	102	81	19	2
738	Behold the perils of an inbred King Charles Spaniel!"	1.2252	0.05228	111	93	11	7
739	I think we should just try telling him to play dead.	1.2252	0.04558	111	89	19	3
740	Send up the green one! He says he's vegan!	1.2248	0.04827	129	108	13	8
741	Sir Knick-knack! Sir Paddiwack! Now’s your time!	1.2246	0.04602	138	115	15	8
742	Oh no! they have a LABRADOR!	1.2243	0.05023	107	88	14	5
743	Send the OatMilkBone with relaxing camomile! That ought to do what the TurmericBone couldn’t.	1.2243	0.05363	107	90	10	7
744	Get the squirrel!	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
745	He's wagging his tail -- the castle is ours!	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
746	Get the catapult so he can catch them in midair.	1.2240	0.04379	125	101	20	4
747	More. Much more!	1.2240	0.04665	125	103	16	6
748	His breath IS getting better…	1.2238	0.03769	143	113	28	2
749	Keep 'em coming. If I can get him to roll over and play dead, victory will be ours!	1.2234	0.05486	94	78	11	5
750	Enough with the bones, he wants edibles.	1.2233	0.05150	103	85	13	5
751	He's a free agent! He wants four years of treats and a no trade clause.	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
752	I’ll try scratching behind his ears	1.2232	0.04151	112	88	23	1
753	King Dyslexia VIII may have meant God, but he wrote Dog!	1.2231	0.04147	121	96	23	2
754	RE-TREAAAATTT!	1.2230	0.04090	139	112	23	4
755	Now get the ball	1.2230	0.04456	139	115	17	7
756	Quickly lads, the dental chew. Give me the damn dental chew!	1.2222	0.04663	135	113	14	8
757	Gulliver returned later that year bringing his new pippy	1.2222	0.05021	117	98	12	7
758	Knights Knick, Nack, Patty, amd Wack are next to give the dog a bone!	1.2222	0.04419	135	111	18	6
759	OK, the next one won’t be a rescue.	1.2222	0.03860	117	91	26	0
760	He wants to go to Ye Olde Dog Park now	1.2214	0.04097	131	105	23	3
761	Great news! He’s a good boy!!	1.2213	0.04584	122	100	17	5
762	Toss me another. He loves it!	1.2213	0.04279	122	98	21	3
763	More yellow biscuits for the love of God. More yellow ones keep him a Good Boy.	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
764	She only sees in grayscale, so give me whatever you got.	1.2205	0.04460	127	104	18	5
765	Keep 'em coming -- He's thinking about coming over to our side..	1.2205	0.04170	127	102	22	3
766	Send up the cats.	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
767	He's a good boy! He's a good boy!	1.2202	0.05108	109	91	12	6
768	That's enough men. It's time for Kibbles and Bits.	1.2202	0.05108	109	91	12	6
769	Catapult the rubber ball!	1.2197	0.04602	132	110	15	7
770	Get some more meat flavored up here. The chicken will only hold him off for so long.	1.2197	0.03924	132	105	25	2
771	How do you say "Who's a good boy?" in Old English?	1.2197	0.04344	132	108	19	5
772	We might have to use the f-l-e-a-s.	1.2195	0.04551	123	101	17	5
773	He says we're good, boys.	1.2195	0.04695	123	102	15	6
774	Hurry up! One more dog biscuit and we can scratch his belly!	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
775	We are going to need a bigger leash.	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
776	They have a big fortification here; send up more pacifiers.	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
777	Kibble-catapult! Now!	1.2190	0.04361	137	113	18	6
778	This one makes him larger, we need to find the one that makes him small. The one that mother gave him didn't do anything at all.	1.2188	0.04428	128	105	18	5
779	Gotta be gluten free!	1.2188	0.05581	96	81	9	6
780	Something more nutritious maybe ... what are we, barbarians?	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
781	He says BONE APPETIT !	1.2188	0.05581	96	81	9	6
782	Fall back! Our weapons are useless against this monstrosity!	1.2188	0.04428	128	105	18	5
783	Next time let's use the trebuchet!	1.2183	0.04135	142	116	21	5
784	He's armed to the teeth!	1.2182	0.04898	110	91	14	5
785	Hold your fire! I’m going in for a belly rub!	1.2182	0.04545	110	89	18	3
786	We must feed the dog of war!	1.2180	0.03898	133	106	25	2
787	He's Gluten-free...Gluten-free!!	1.2177	0.04660	124	103	15	6
788	OK, just give me the yellow ones!	1.2177	0.04370	124	101	19	4
789	Okay, we need the biggest pooper scooper you ever saw, and a way bigger forklift. ASAP.	1.2174	0.05060	115	97	11	7
790	Send another peace treaty!	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
791	Now let's see if we can get him to roll over	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
792	He wants to know, 'Who's a good boy?'	1.2170	0.05193	106	89	11	6
793	Yellow, yellow. we need more yellow.	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
794	Fall back and save yourselves. We'll be licked in no time.	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
795	He says "milk bones are not a substitute for spending less than 3% of GDP on military budgets"! I've been saying that for years!	1.2167	0.04457	120	98	18	4
796	Go back. He’s a puppy.	1.2167	0.04906	120	101	12	7
797	Load the giant oversized tennis ball in the catapult! I have an idea.	1.2167	0.04457	120	98	18	4
798	More bones! Dear God, more bones!	1.2164	0.04152	134	109	21	4
799	The treats aren't cutting it. Get the tug toy and a lot more men.	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
800	Hurry, before I surrender to its cuteness.	1.2162	0.04128	111	88	22	1
801	You're gonna need a bigger shovel."	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
802	Apparently he has a bone to pick	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
803	He wants the pink one first!	1.2160	0.04338	125	102	19	4
804	Who came up with this boneheaded scheme, anyway?	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
805	Do I see volunteers for walkies? Anybody?	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
806	They are littered with reinforcements!	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
807	"Once more, go get a leash!"	1.2155	0.04550	116	95	17	4
808	I think we	1.2155	0.04868	116	97	13	6
809	He's a good boy. A very good boy!	1.2155	0.04711	116	96	15	5
810	He'll let us invade if we also scratch his belly.	1.2154	0.04084	130	105	22	3
811	Stop! He's not a good boy!	1.2154	0.04501	130	108	16	6
812	Another treat – I’m all out of tricks.	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
813	Rover, I told you to stop ordering from Costco.	1.2150	0.05316	107	91	9	7
814	He only wants gluten-free!	1.2150	0.05316	107	91	9	7
815	Well let’s hope his bark isn’t bigger than his bite.	1.2149	0.04100	121	97	22	2
816	Someone tipped him off! He knows about the pills.	1.2149	0.04725	121	101	14	6
817	We're going to need a bigger bag.	1.2148	0.03988	135	109	23	3
818	Get the catapult and tennis balls ready for phase 2.	1.2148	0.04629	135	114	13	8
819	We found their weakness, “Good Boy” just didn’t work!	1.2148	0.04384	135	112	17	6
820	He'll be our friend any minute now.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
821	Reassess …. Reassess!!	1.2143	0.04288	112	90	20	2
822	Give me another one, hurry! He's a VERY good boy!	1.2143	0.04452	126	104	17	5
823	Forget the biscuits, he wants raw hides!	1.2137	0.04198	131	107	20	4
824	Okay, we got a “Sit” who’s next for the “Jump”?	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
825	Our weapons of mass consumption don't seem to be working.	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
826	He says we're lucky it's his cheat day, send up more cookies!	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
827	OK! I got him to sit.	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
828	Ok, that’s enough! Bring up the catapult! Ready the cats!	1.2132	0.04715	136	116	11	9
829	Uh, guys, I think there's a flaw in the disguise-the-soldiers-as-dog-treats plan	1.2131	0.04689	122	102	14	6
830	Somebody load the cat-apult.	1.2131	0.04391	122	100	18	4
831	Have we got any squeeze toys?	1.2131	0.04391	122	100	18	4
832	Send the water cannon-his bowl is empty!	1.2130	0.04567	108	88	17	3
833	No, I said 'retreat'. This one's just a puppy!	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
834	Hurry, he can't 'Sit' forever!	1.2128	0.04365	141	118	16	7
835	All together, now, “With a knick knack, paddy whack, give the dog a bone...”	1.2126	0.04420	127	105	17	5
836	It's not working.	1.2126	0.04559	127	106	15	6
837	Back off back off, He says he wants meat!	1.2126	0.04127	127	103	21	3
838	We're gonna need bigger dog bones!	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
839	Golden-haired Rapunzel is a bitch!	1.2124	0.04064	113	90	22	1
840	After this, we take him for a walk	1.2124	0.04779	113	94	14	5
841	And you said he was fortress trained.	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
842	What do we do about the poop moat on the other side?”	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
843	Are you sure you still want him?	1.2124	0.04941	113	95	12	6
844	Hurry, he’s gaining on us!	1.2121	0.04169	132	108	20	4
845	Call off the Trojan Cat...!!!!	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
846	Run for your lives! He knows they're the discount brand, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
847	Hurry before the beast changes it mind.	1.2119	0.04144	118	95	21	2
848	Sir Knick Knack! Sir Paddy Whack! Give this dog a bone!!	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
849	He says he needs to go out for a walk... NOW.	1.2119	0.04638	118	98	15	5
850	He's getting full. Send up the Trojan biscuit	1.2117	0.04326	137	114	17	6
851	Operation Good Boy seems to be working.	1.2115	0.04250	104	83	20	1
852	Stand back! He's gonna lick!	1.2114	0.04358	123	101	18	4
853	The red meat one and be quick about it!	1.2114	0.04358	123	101	18	4
854	He keeps asking 'Who's a good knight? Who's a good knight?'	1.2113	0.04451	142	120	14	8
855	Throwing this dog a bone is not working.	1.2113	0.04337	142	119	16	7
856	Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen!	1.2111	0.05585	90	76	9	5
857	More pumpkin!	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
858	He likes it! He likes it!	1.2109	0.04246	128	105	19	4
859	One must ask one’s self , why can’t he just dig his way out?	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
860	Clifford is way more intense in person.	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
861	Not enough! Bring on the giant cat!	1.2105	0.04276	133	110	18	5
862	He's dyslexic; he thinks he's GOD.	1.2105	0.04901	114	96	12	6
863	It's working, I think he likes me.	1.2105	0.04740	114	95	14	5
864	On second thought, “bone costumes” probably wasn’t the way to go here.	1.2105	0.05057	114	97	10	7
865	OKAY, NOW WHAT?!	1.2105	0.05374	95	80	10	5
866	: „These multiplayer games get more and more realistic by each level.“	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
867	Throw me a freakin’ bone!	1.2101	0.04297	138	115	17	6
868	In a fortnight we'll be ready to invade Newfoundland.	1.2101	0.04112	119	96	21	2
869	Not the gluten free ones! Are you trying to get us all killed?!	1.2101	0.04902	119	101	11	7
870	The deal is that he'll let us in if we'll take his poop out.	1.2101	0.04603	119	99	15	5
871	Faster people, faster!	1.2101	0.04445	119	98	17	4
872	I think we're gonna need a bigger bone.	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
873	Bring the entire box—she’s eating for thirteen!	1.2098	0.03951	143	117	22	4
874	Hide! The giant kitty behind him isn’t declawed.	1.2095	0.05188	105	89	10	6
875	I think we’re going to need a bigger bone!	1.2093	0.04627	129	109	13	7
876	It’s okay … he’s a good boy!	1.2093	0.04494	129	108	15	6
877	Someone help me scratch behind his ears.	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
878	He says it's called Mar-a-Lago, and we should take our gifts to the front gate.	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
879	Quick! More yellows!	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
880	How many times did I tell them my expertise is dragons	1.2090	0.04247	134	111	18	5
881	He's a friendly dog.	1.2088	0.05303	91	76	11	4
882	Tell him he's a good boy!"	1.2087	0.04703	115	96	14	5
883	He wants us to re-treat!	1.2087	0.04001	115	92	22	1
884	Wait, are you saying ‘retreat’ or ‘re-treat’?	1.2087	0.04537	115	95	16	4
885	bone appetit!	1.2086	0.04268	139	116	17	6
886	Today he is a BAD dog!”	1.2086	0.04268	139	116	17	6
887	Quick, send for the vacuum cleaners.	1.2083	0.05524	96	82	8	6
888	Quick, before he realizes he’s color blind.	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
889	It’s not working. Are we sure that merchant sold us the CBD-infused treats?	1.2083	0.04422	96	77	18	1
890	He says this is his final offer.	1.2080	0.04142	125	102	20	3
891	Guys,I got the order wrong! He says he’s gluten free!	1.2080	0.04586	125	105	14	6
892	Who brought the pooper scooper?	1.2079	0.04295	101	81	19	1
893	He wants water, now !	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
894	Our treaty is crumbling!	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
895	Only yellow!!!	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
896	No - he says the pink ones are just too salty!	1.2075	0.04965	106	89	12	5
897	I knew we'd have to deal with a security feed.	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
898	The bones are not working. Quick, get the flea bath!!!	1.2075	0.05314	106	91	8	7
899	…and what if he’s not hungry after this one?	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
900	Duke and Earl are approaching!	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
901	He wants to play fetch. Ready the catapult!	1.2072	0.04809	111	93	13	5
902	Go back,he needs a bowl of water.	1.2072	0.04976	111	94	11	6
903	Hurry! I don’t like the way he’s looking at me.	1.2072	0.04809	111	93	13	5
904	He's got a bone to pick with you guys.	1.2072	0.04809	111	93	13	5
905	He's NOT a good boy!	1.2069	0.04823	116	98	12	6
906	Forget this, get the catapult.	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
907	He only eats Pedigree	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
908	Ok, Ok - now where's the big water bowl?	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
909	Run, he needs to be let out.	1.2069	0.04155	116	94	20	2
910	Where's the charcoal one? He's got terrible bad breath.	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
911	Now, ask him who’s a good boy!	1.2069	0.03971	116	93	22	1
912	He says he is only wary of Greeks bearing gifts.	1.2066	0.04682	121	102	13	6
913	Who cares if they aren't gluten free, by God their working!	1.2066	0.04052	121	98	21	2
914	Bring the vacuum cleaner!	1.2065	0.05473	92	78	9	5
915	Good news, he’s a big hungry boy!	1.2065	0.05473	92	78	9	5
916	The first step is to rescue the dog, then the maiden.	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
917	While the beast devoureth the dog treats, load the trebuchet with the rubber ball.	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
918	Get back! It's a dog breath trap!	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
919	We have no hope. This God will devour everything.	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
920	Get some meat'on those bones!	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
921	keep feeding the bones--The rest will storm the north wall	1.2056	0.04144	107	86	20	1
922	He says his name is “Who” and “He’s a good boy.”	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
923	He likes it! Roll the wooden alpha dog up to the gate!	1.2054	0.04769	112	94	13	5
924	He's not that big. He's standing on his rear legs.	1.2054	0.04039	112	90	21	1
925	He is being a good boy, we need more treats!	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
926	Quick, get a log for him to fetch.	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
927	Hurry! Before he realizes I'm edible too!	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
928	Who said give me your paw?	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
929	Yes. He's a rescue.	1.2051	0.03941	117	94	22	1
930	Now he wants his tummy scratched.	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
931	Bring the largedt frisbee we have.	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
932	Cat mint flavour, make it quick!	1.2049	0.04346	122	101	17	4
933	No, I said ‘retreat’, not ‘re-treat’!	1.2049	0.04346	122	101	17	4
934	Just a few more! Then, he’ll reveal where he hid the sock.	1.2049	0.04499	122	102	15	5
935	Dammit Jim, I said no bones!	1.2047	0.04378	127	106	16	5
936	My kingdom for a dog.	1.2047	0.04378	127	106	16	5
937	This dog-sitting gig is not worth it!	1.2047	0.04233	127	105	18	4
938	Hurry,before he realizes that he’s a carnivore.	1.2045	0.04400	132	111	15	6
939	He’ll lose his appetite for soldiers after a few more biscuits.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
940	We only had to feed the Minotaur once a year…	1.2041	0.05419	98	84	8	6
941	I told you the ramparts would be kennel-ated!	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
942	Hurry brave knights, before he starts marking his territory!	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
943	You were wrong! He loves treats way more than he loves us.	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
944	What will he do when we run out of treats?	1.2035	0.03805	113	90	23	0
945	If we don't walk him soon there is going to be a moat	1.2034	0.04748	118	100	12	6
946	He's NOT the Mesiah! He's a very naughty boy!	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
947	More fetching.”	1.2034	0.04265	118	97	18	3
948	Everything he eats is fortified.	1.2033	0.04156	123	101	19	3
949	It might have been easier if we went the classic route and just got a horse	1.2033	0.04313	123	102	17	4
950	Heard of a Trojan Dog?!	1.2033	0.04313	123	102	17	4
951	Ok…now let’s try the stick	1.2031	0.04347	128	107	16	5
952	Quick,start throwing the tennis balls!	1.2031	0.03899	128	104	22	2
953	The bones are powerless against him! Get the TENNIS BALLS!	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
954	DON’T LET THE DOG OUT!!	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
955	We might be able to tame this beast	1.2020	0.04302	99	80	18	1
956	Forget the damsel, let's rescue him. He's such a good boy!	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
957	Merry Christmas,Clifford!	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
958	Tell the mailman he’s clear to go!	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
959	Keep the bones coming. He’s the tower guard dog.	1.2019	0.04185	104	84	19	1
960	I need to retreat.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
961	We’re a ten-man belly rub from victory.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
962	Back off. It’s only Clifford.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
963	Don't pretend to be busy. One of you is taking him for a walk."	1.2018	0.04839	109	92	12	5
964	He thinks we're part of the doggie treats.	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
965	It likes banana flavor. "86" strawberry and dump kale	1.2018	0.05011	109	93	10	6
966	When I yell “fetch” you guys take off running as fast as you can!	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
967	Treats aren't working somebody bring in the vacuum cleaner!	1.2018	0.04839	109	92	12	5
968	No more bones. Quick, he wants a fire hydrant.	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
969	We’re gonna need a lot more subscriptions to the New York Times!	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
970	Prepare the kibble cannon!	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
971	He's a REALLY GOOD BOY!	1.2016	0.04432	124	104	15	5
972	I know you're hurrying, but I've got a bone to pick with you.	1.2016	0.04432	124	104	15	5
973	It’s the size of the poop bag I’m really worried about!	1.2016	0.04578	124	105	13	6
974	Bring more bones!	1.2015	0.04591	134	115	11	8
975	Holy fucking shit this dog is a HUGE motherfucker! Remember when we left this morning and I was all like "why do we need these enormous dog treats lol wtf?" Well, fuck me.	1.2000	0.04674	120	102	12	6
976	Did we bring a Trojan dog?	1.2000	0.04031	120	98	20	2
977	Now put the rubber ball in the catapult!	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
978	There’s no sign of Humpty Dumpty. I fear the worst.	1.2000	0.04798	110	93	12	5
979	Oh my Dog!	1.2000	0.04423	130	110	14	6
980	Take those back, it's already big-boned.	1.2000	0.04123	150	127	16	7
981	See if he jumps out if we bury the bones	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
982	Let"s first wait till he rolls over.	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
983	I think we're ready for the Trojan Bone!	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
984	He is already sitting. I need him DOWN!	1.2000	0.04654	115	97	13	5
985	One more. I’ve almost got him stay!	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
986	He says he needs you guys to Sit! and Stay!	1.2000	0.04244	110	90	18	2
987	Pick up the 'Good Boy' chant! He's getting antsy.	1.2000	0.04221	145	123	15	7
988	Forget the bones, go get me the toy, I think he's ready to play ball.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
989	He says he wants homework"	1.2000	0.04971	115	99	9	7
990	He says we're very good boys	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
991	It's ok, he is a rescue.	1.2000	0.04798	110	93	12	5
992	Okay, start rolling the pill in a ton of peanut butter.	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
993	Save some for the House of Yorkie!	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
994	Looks like the peanut butter flavor is working!	1.2000	0.04179	135	113	17	5
995	Who wants to take him for a walk?	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
996	He thinks he has a bone to pick.	1.2000	0.04525	90	73	16	1
997	Idiots! Did none of you bring something for the cat?	1.2000	0.04674	120	102	12	6
998	I said, "Retreat! Not dog treat!"	1.2000	0.04971	115	99	9	7
999	Shout out who's the good boy!!!	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
1000	Go fetch backup!	1.2000	0.04250	125	104	17	4
1001	Who said these bones help his breath? I’m dying up here!	1.2000	0.04201	120	99	18	3
1002	Nick! Nack! Paddy! Wack! You know what to do!	1.1986	0.03796	141	116	22	3
1003	Hurry, while he's being such a good boy!	1.1984	0.03907	126	103	21	2
1004	We need more kibble- pass it on- no more bones- only more kibble!	1.1984	0.03907	126	103	21	2
1005	Okay, now assume belly rub formation!	1.1983	0.04638	121	103	12	6
1006	Start up the Trojan Squirrel!	1.1983	0.04331	121	101	16	4
1007	Remember, he eats the green one last.	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
1008	Ok lads, I think we're ready to try "shake a paw" !	1.1983	0.04101	116	95	19	2
1009	He says he appreciates the gesture, but dogs are color blind	1.1983	0.04101	116	95	19	2
1010	The knick-knack-paddy-whack didn't work either! Let's roll on home!	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
1011	I've got a bone to pick.	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
1012	Hurry, bring the leash	1.1983	0.03914	116	94	21	1
1013	At ease! Fire up the tennis ball trebuchet!	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
1014	This isn't working. Deploy the Fire Hydrant!	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
1015	This dog subscribes to the New Yorker. No matter how anemic he seems, we must throw him a bone.”	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
1016	Looks like “Who’s a good doggie?” isn’t going to work.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
1017	We must reinforce positive behavior at all costs!	1.1982	0.04758	111	94	12	5
1018	Release the squirrels on the left flank!	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
1019	No, not that kind of retreat!	1.1982	0.04758	111	94	12	5
1020	He says he needs to go out!	1.1981	0.04114	106	86	19	1
1021	We can’t afford to keep feeding him. Can we give him back?	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
1022	Forget the flavored ones. Give me one with a sedative!	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
1023	Looks like we're gonna need a bigger bone!	1.1981	0.04911	106	90	11	5
1024	He doesn't respond to sit.	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
1025	I thought you said it was a horse.	1.1981	0.04327	106	87	17	2
1026	Can one of you please hold the ladder steady?	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
1027	Go back. He only does cheese flavored.	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
1028	Bring forward The Cat!	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
1029	It's a fidodom	1.1980	0.05269	101	87	8	6
1030	Send the squeaky toy soldier- quick!	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
1031	It has to be gluten free- remember?	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
1032	I’m full you nitwits! Now go home to your wives and give her your best bone.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
1033	The Dobermann betrayed us! These are not repellents!	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
1034	He says he's a good boy, and he's sorry about barking at us at the front gate.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
1035	He wants a darker grey one.	1.1977	0.05441	86	73	9	4
1036	Hold on, I see they have a cat, too.	1.1969	0.04037	127	105	19	3
1037	Step right up to the World’s Biggest Dog and Bony Show!	1.1969	0.04336	127	107	15	5
1038	No, no, no! The milk bones with gravy.	1.1967	0.03797	122	99	22	1
1039	Just say "down boy"	1.1967	0.04299	122	102	16	4
1040	Maybe we shouldn’t hide in those.	1.1966	0.04739	117	100	11	6
1041	Keep em' coming... got him to "sit" now working on "fetch"	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
1042	He says his home is HIS castle.	1.1966	0.04581	117	99	13	5
1043	Trick or Treat!	1.1966	0.04739	117	100	11	6
1044	Keep the gold ones coming.	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
1045	Okay, once he's distracted fire the cat-apult	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
1046	He said his name is Clifford and he used to be red	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
1047	Now do I have a bone to pick with you.	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
1048	Quick! More bones! Before he eats the White Castle!	1.1963	0.05046	107	92	9	6
1049	No, not just the biscuits, he wants the whole bag.	1.1963	0.05046	107	92	9	6
1050	He’s willing to negotiate! Hold off on the T.R.E.A.T.S.!	1.1963	0.04683	107	90	13	4
1051	Bring forth the Trojan squeaky toy!	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
1052	Look, there are hostile takeovers, and then there are totally rude takeovers.	1.1963	0.04683	107	90	13	4
1053	We need chocolate, you idiots. Who brought the peanut butter kind?	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
1054	More ‼️ More‼️ More‼️ He’s Hugh	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
1055	It’s alright—he’s such a good boy!	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
1056	Release the Hounds !	1.1961	0.04189	102	83	18	1
1057	Enough! Now catapult over the giant squeaky toy!	1.1961	0.04189	102	83	18	1
1058	He keeps spitting out the pill! Tell the king we need a slice of cheese, now!	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
1059	And you said to not bring the catapult.	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
1060	He says: “Your mother is a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!”	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
1061	We’re running out of biscuits. Quick, what’s French for ‘play dead?	1.1957	0.04223	138	117	15	6
1062	Faster! Clifford desperately needs some color.	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
1063	He says he's got a bone to pick with all of you!	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
1064	He gladly accepts bribes.	1.1953	0.04304	128	108	15	5
1065	Quick, get the CAT-a polt!	1.1951	0.04267	123	103	16	4
1066	Why did we take Gulliver's dogsitting job?	1.1951	0.04712	123	106	10	7
1067	More of the YELLOW ONES	1.1951	0.04107	123	102	18	3
1068	Go fetch me the cat o'nine tails!	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
1069	We’re gonna need a bigger leash.	1.1949	0.03855	118	96	21	1
1070	He bit my finger!	1.1949	0.04545	118	100	13	5
1071	It worked! She loves me. She really, really loves me.	1.1949	0.04383	118	99	15	4
1072	Get the vacuum cleaner!	1.1949	0.05000	118	103	7	8
1073	Be wants to play fetch!	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
1074	Forget the bones.Who’s going to walk him?	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
1075	Quick, someone go get the cat-apult!	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
1076	Quick, we need the bacon flavored one.	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
1077	I need a volunteer to scratch his belly while I find the princess!	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
1078	Only one per day	1.1944	0.03976	144	121	18	5
1079	Who changed the brand?	1.1944	0.04643	108	91	13	4
1080	Bigger!! I need the EXTRA large ones!	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
1081	He only likes Triscuits.	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
1082	Oh man, he took a dump on the sofa!	1.1944	0.03852	144	120	20	4
1083	Fetch me another.	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
1084	He says Monty Python's bit was funnier.	1.1944	0.05002	108	93	9	6
1085	She said organic!	1.1944	0.04826	108	92	11	5
1086	It’s Clifford The Big Red Doge	1.1942	0.03664	139	114	23	2
1087	Guillermo del Toro’s “The Cookie Monster”	1.1942	0.05173	103	89	8	6
1088	Dog-gone it,boys,we have to bone up on our tactics!	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
1089	Quick, bring in the catapult with the giant tennis ball!	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
1090	Keep those biscuits coming! He always naps after eating....	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
1091	We are the Knights Who Say Woof!	1.1940	0.04300	134	114	14	6
1092	He says it's not organic.	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
1093	Gift of the Danaans	1.1939	0.04014	98	79	19	0
1094	Balls to the walls!	1.1939	0.05161	98	84	9	5
1095	If his chain was 10 feet longer he would be having a real meal.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
1096	Four more and he’ll open the back gate.	1.1938	0.04129	129	108	17	4
1097	Quick, more peanut butter flavor!	1.1935	0.04235	124	104	16	4
1098	I told you a million times, he ONLY wants the lemon-flavored ones!	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
1099	I have no bone to pick with you!	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
1100	QUICK, HAND ME SOME WEE WEE PADS!	1.1935	0.04387	124	105	14	5
1101	Halt!!! He is not vegetarian!!!	1.1935	0.04387	124	105	14	5
1102	Yep, he likes the lemon ones!	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
1103	USPS Dog Bite Awareness Week Dec. 18-24, 1492	1.1935	0.04235	124	104	16	4
1104	Keep ‘em coming…it’s a Lab!	1.1933	0.04182	119	99	17	3
1105	He's asking again: 'Who's a good boy?!'	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
1106	He's done eating, but now one of you needs to take him for a walk.	1.1933	0.04509	119	101	13	5
1107	My kingdom for a chew toy!	1.1933	0.04509	119	101	13	5
1108	When we go back, we'll tell everyone he was scary!	1.1933	0.04182	119	99	17	3
1109	That’s no dragon!	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
1110	Keep them coming -- His tail's starting to wag!	1.1930	0.03916	114	93	20	1
1111	A few more, and I think I can get him to play dead.	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
1112	Enough bones already,get me a throwing stick.	1.1927	0.04219	109	90	17	2
1113	Nick, Nack, Patty, Wack; Give the dog a bone!!	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
1114	Bring on the fire hydrants.	1.1927	0.04013	109	89	19	1
1115	C'mon, let's make Neville Chamberlain proud.	1.1927	0.04219	109	90	17	2
1116	Biden's dog wants more bones! Get Tucker Carlson's head!	1.1927	0.04785	109	93	11	5
1117	Fall back! The beast needs to go for walkies!	1.1923	0.04941	104	89	10	5
1118	They’re crunchier than peasants, but he misses the squeaks.	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
1119	Now catapulters! Launch the ball now!	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
1120	Hurry,he prefers the ones that taste like bacon.	1.1923	0.04117	104	85	18	1
1121	In next week's episode of Game of Bones...	1.1923	0.05127	104	90	8	6
1122	Tell the assault team to watch where they step.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
1123	We must have heard wrong. I don't think he's such a good boy.	1.1923	0.04100	130	109	17	4
1124	No not that one! The habanero.	1.1920	0.04500	125	107	12	6
1125	How did they get the Trojan Horse OUT of the city?	1.1920	0.04500	125	107	12	6
1126	This isn't working! Bring on the dog toys!	1.1920	0.03715	125	102	22	1
1127	It doesn''t matter: dogs have almost no color vision.	1.1919	0.04229	99	81	17	1
1128	Fetchez le biscuit!	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
1129	Where's the fresh bowl of water?!	1.1917	0.03977	120	99	19	2
1130	He wants low-carb only!	1.1917	0.04150	120	100	17	3
1131	It’s working, he’s distracted. Get those other yellow ones up here FAST!	1.1915	0.04351	94	77	16	1
1132	We’re good. Floppy ears.	1.1913	0.03885	115	94	20	1
1133	I learned this trick from their king's letter carrier.	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
1134	Hey guys, he’s wagging his tail. That’s a good thing…right?	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
1135	Keep ‘em coming, guys! He’s rrreeeally hungry!	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
1136	Give a dog a bone!!! Damnit!	1.1909	0.04565	110	93	13	4
1137	after all, we are in Canine!	1.1909	0.04745	110	94	11	5
1138	Prepare the tennis ball cannons!	1.1909	0.04184	110	91	17	2
1139	I don’t care what her majesty says, i am NOT picking up after him!!!	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
1140	No pinks or greens! She only wants the yellows! Why is that so hard to understand?	1.1909	0.04565	110	93	13	4
1141	Go Back!! We boned up on the wrong strategy!	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
1142	Cry havoc! The dog of war is a very good boy!	1.1909	0.04565	110	93	13	4
1143	No more biscuits! Poop bag poop bag , on the double !	1.1909	0.04745	110	94	11	5
1144	No, he wants bacon.	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
1145	Didn't anybody bring the damn leash?	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
1146	May I offer some feedback? At my old job we used a catapult.	1.1908	0.03819	152	128	19	5
1147	Forget the bones. Just leave the package at the gate.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
1148	It’s raining dogs and catapults.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
1149	Of course he's a rescue.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
1150	He's a very good boy! Everybody over the wall!	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
1151	Stop, stop, ... they anticipated our Trojan strategy, stop!	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
1152	Go back! The Trojan Bones aren't working!	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
1153	Nick, Nack, Paddy, and Whack, give the dog a bone!	1.1905	0.04173	126	106	16	4
1154	Green breath mint, and hurry!	1.1905	0.04081	105	86	18	1
1155	The Green one. The GREEN one, dammit! She says she's vegan!	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
1156	Quick! He wants the beef one!	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
1157	'Gluten Free, It has to be Gluten Free. How many times do I have to tell you.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
1158	I repeat, Operation Trojan Dog Treat is cancelled!	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
1159	I said knick knack paddy whack!	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
1160	THE RED ONE!THE RED ONE!!	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
1161	A dog named Gulliver.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
1162	Quick! More of those edibles!	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
1163	No, not the yellow ones! They're making him grow even bigger!	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
1164	The dog bones aren’t working, let’s try the ball	1.1898	0.03518	137	112	24	1
1165	Distracted?! He's not distracted! He's looking right at me!	1.1897	0.04045	116	96	18	2
1166	On second thought,cancel the Trojan Dog Treat!	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
1167	The Chihuahuas were much more cooperative.	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
1168	Don't give him any more of the ones with growth hormone in them!	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
1169	We've reached the great mongrel empire.	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
1170	No bones about it, he is a big dog!	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
1171	Did anyone bring a plastic bag?‘	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
1172	Now the heartworm pill!	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
1173	We’re gonna need a bigger box of biscuits.	1.1894	0.03897	132	110	19	3
1174	Did we bring any projectiles that sqeak?	1.1892	0.04527	111	94	13	4
1175	Hold it, we've been worshiping an anagram!	1.1892	0.04705	111	95	11	5
1176	he says where's the meat?	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
1177	Omg his breath is awful,send up the green one!	1.1890	0.04291	127	108	14	5
1178	Ok. No one else climb up. Just pass them to me, and I’ll toss them over the wall.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
1179	Next time all we'll have to do is ring a bell.	1.1889	0.04440	90	74	15	1
1180	We're going to need our largest shovel!	1.1889	0.05216	90	77	9	4
1181	He said he’s an emotional support dog and that you’re doing a great job!	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
1182	At the pet store they assured us that he wouldn't get any bigger than fifteen or twenty pounds.	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
1183	I think we need a bigger bone.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
1184	Can you toss a guy a bone?	1.1887	0.04854	106	91	10	5
1185	Don't worry, he's friendly!	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
1186	No! Send them all back! He can't have gluten!	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
1187	He's still begging--get Sir Pavlov up here quick.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
1188	Any room in our military budget to hire a dog walker?	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
1189	He doesn't get it when I say "HEEL"	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
1190	have no fear, boys, a visibly depressed woman who has somehow attached all significance in life to the plight of pitbulls assures me there are no bad dogs, there are only bad people	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
1191	Bring up the leash!	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
1192	Castle Bone Yard	1.1881	0.05211	101	88	7	6
1193	It's an Irish Setter. Quick! The green one!	1.1881	0.05211	101	88	7	6
1194	He says that he can’t be bribed by dog biscuits, but if we wire a million dollars to his bank account he will let us in.	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
1195	Now he is demanding organic.	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
1196	Run this is just the puppy	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
1197	Keep it moving! I am not going back to clean-up duty!	1.1880	0.04014	117	97	18	2
1198	Change menu. He identifies as human.	1.1880	0.04365	117	99	14	4
1199	When I say three, catapult the squirrel!	1.1880	0.04365	117	99	14	4
1200	Lucky for me that they do not realize that a pat on the head would be just as satisfying as all these bones.	1.1880	0.04531	117	100	12	5
1201	See if there’s dog flap you can enter!	1.1880	0.04365	117	99	14	4
1202	Go back and tell the boys at The Round Table we found Barksalot!	1.1880	0.04014	117	97	18	2
1203	Okay, this isn't going to work. Who fancies having a go at tickling his tummy?	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
1204	Roll over the Fetch-a-pult, men!	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
1205	I told you, aim for the head and not the mouth!	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
1206	Huh oh, wrong fairy tale.	1.1875	0.04666	112	96	11	5
1207	Hurry and get a larger basket for him!	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
1208	Come people come! The puppies are adorable and about our size.	1.1875	0.04116	112	93	17	2
1209	Keep 'em coming boys, I almost have him eating out of the palm of my hand.	1.1875	0.03916	112	92	19	1
1210	I don't think the Trojan Bones were a good idea!	1.1875	0.04666	112	96	11	5
1211	No; not Game of BONES!	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
1212	It’s safe he’s domesticated	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
1213	He doesn't believe they're organic and locally sourced.	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
1214	Forget those. Bring more turkey liver!	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
1215	After this we try the Trojan fire hydrant?	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
1216	He wants one with CBT	1.1875	0.04260	128	109	14	5
1217	Cuteness incoming, brace, brace!!	1.1875	0.04260	128	109	14	5
1218	Look out...he's gonna blow!	1.1875	0.04981	96	82	10	4
1219	More treats! More treats! They’ve unleashed the dogs of war!	1.1870	0.04218	123	104	15	4
1220	Hurry up! He's being a REALLY good boy!	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
1221	Whose turn to walk him?	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
1222	Where's the chocolate one?	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
1223	You know, he's color blind!	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
1224	Quick, give me the one with seconol!	1.1869	0.04013	107	88	18	1
1225	They’re all the same flavor anyway.	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
1226	Fetch the balls!	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
1227	We will soon be inside, I got him eating out my hands.	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
1228	We’ll mount our attack when he poops!	1.1868	0.05162	91	78	9	4
1229	You REALLY have to watch your step in there.	1.1864	0.04495	118	101	12	5
1230	Let's bring him to heel.	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
1231	We're gonna need the peanut butter Kong!!!	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
1232	IT'S NOT WORKING, GET THE CAT!	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
1233	Lies! His bark is way worse than his bite!	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
1234	Hold up the chicken flavor and bring on the liver flavor.	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
1235	Oh no, never point the biscuit at him! He’s a rescue dog and he’ll freak out.	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
1236	Enough with the biscuits. Go back and get higher boots.	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
1237	I’m thinking maybe we try the cat-apult	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
1238	Run away Swiftly...he knows we are Lilliputians!	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
1239	Hurry up Nick,Nack,Paddy and Wack!!	1.1863	0.04971	102	88	9	5
1240	He says take 'em back! Bones this color are not organic!	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
1241	Get the steak! His owner's coming!	1.1858	0.04083	113	94	17	2
1242	Hurry up, this dog must have his day.	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
1243	Hold it. He's got his own stash!	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
1244	He's looking for the one that will turn him RED!	1.1858	0.03885	113	93	19	1
1245	Don’t worry, men. He’s never bitten anybody.	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
1246	She's a good girl, we're in!	1.1858	0.04083	113	94	17	2
1247	His name is "Rex."	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
1248	Yup, he's eating healthy after the holidays. Send up the veggie bone.	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
1249	Another round of the crunchy, osteoporosis ones!	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
1250	I'm not sure a caption would make this scenario any funnier, guys. What say we cut our losses and call it a day?	1.1856	0.05146	97	84	8	5
1251	Any of them. Dogs are color-blind.	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
1252	Plan B: The CATapult.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
1253	Faster before it eat us	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
1254	He says we're all really good boys!	1.1852	0.03979	108	89	18	1
1255	Quick! Release the squirrel!"	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
1256	More kibbles.	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
1257	No strawberry, damnit!	1.1852	0.05120	108	95	6	7
1258	...the scooperrr!	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
1259	Red Rover prefers the yellow ones.	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
1260	Good boy	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
1261	Quick, the minty bone!	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
1262	He’s had enough of the veggie biscuits, bring up the bacon-flavored one.	1.1849	0.04128	119	100	16	3
1263	Cat-apult? Seriously, this is no time for puns!	1.1849	0.03768	119	98	20	1
1264	NO, not the green one!	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
1265	Close the floodgates - he's lifting his leg!	1.1848	0.05338	92	80	7	5
1266	I said retreat not more treats!	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
1267	Trust the plan — there's no way he'll bite the hand that feeds him!	1.1848	0.05338	92	80	7	5
1268	Good call on the boots.	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
1269	Look out! This is a T-Rex Dog!	1.1848	0.04352	92	76	15	1
1270	Please do not yell "Bad Dog" when I am this close to him!!	1.1845	0.04926	103	89	9	5
1271	Give me the one with chicken bones	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
1272	Make haste, or I’m next!	1.1845	0.04081	103	85	17	1
1273	Damn. The “ go fetch” strategy didn’t work.	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
1274	More bones! The beast’s breath is most foul, but its eyes beguile me.	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
1275	Retreat! Retreat my my friends! Our "bones of contention" are ineffective against this "English Dog"!	1.1845	0.04729	103	88	11	4
1276	Tell my wife I love her!	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
1277	Can you just bring it to me and quit waiting for an idiom?	1.1845	0.03840	103	84	19	0
1278	I don’t know guys, seems like he prefers a raw diet.	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
1279	The tricks are not working, brings the treats!	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
1280	With a knick-knack paddy whack...	1.1842	0.04417	114	97	13	4
1281	More num-nums!	1.1842	0.04050	114	95	17	2
1282	I told you we should’ve hidden in a big horse instead!	1.1842	0.04589	114	98	11	5
1283	He likes the yellow ones best. Hurry!	1.1842	0.04238	114	96	15	3
1284	Hurry up before he decides we might be tasty!	1.1840	0.03833	125	104	19	2
1285	Stay back! This dog is bad to the bone.	1.1840	0.03833	125	104	19	2
1286	Does anyone know what’s French for roll over?	1.1840	0.04455	125	108	11	6
1287	Yep, he prefers chicken favor. Tell the boys in the commercial division we’re ready to go to market!	1.1839	0.05047	87	74	10	3
1288	Run for your lives, he's not house-trained!	1.1839	0.05305	87	75	8	4
1289	Well today is THIS dog’s day.	1.1839	0.05305	87	75	8	4
1290	He says he’s already got one!	1.1839	0.05305	87	75	8	4
1291	Leave the pink and green, this is a golden retriever.	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
1292	I don’t care if he said that he doesn’t like the green ones. He’s colorblind!	1.1839	0.05305	87	75	8	4
1293	These weapons are useless!	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
1294	Not the green ones! He hates the green ones.	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
1295	No bones about it, men! We don’t have a dog in this fight!	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
1296	Easy on the treats men, this boys poops are mind-boggling.	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
1297	Faster, guys! This one's a munch monster.	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
1298	He IS sitting; just throw me the bones.	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
1299	He likes the tutti-frutti one!! Get me more tutti-frutti bones!!!	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
1300	I just wished him "bone appetit."	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
1301	go fetch the leash	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
1302	His breath is awful!	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
1303	Almost makes me long for the days when we slayed dragons.	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
1304	But he identifies as a reindeer.	1.1835	0.04355	109	92	14	3
1305	Just the ones with a knick-knack paddy-whack!	1.1835	0.04355	109	92	14	3
1306	Wrong color! He said he needs blue today!	1.1829	0.04296	82	67	15	0
1307	It’s OK! He’s a good boy!! A VERY good boy!!!	1.1829	0.05522	82	71	7	4
1308	Quick, now throw the tennis ball!	1.1828	0.04310	93	77	15	1
1309	He likes the cheese flavored ones.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
1310	How Clifford got his color.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
1311	No more ! He's eating us out of house and home.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
1312	He helped us take the city, but at what cost?	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
1313	I’ve got him to sit now fetch more dog biscuits.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
1314	Yell "Sit!"	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
1315	Give me the one that helps his bad breath!!	1.1826	0.04381	115	98	13	4
1316	Keep ‘em coming - he’s a VERY good boy.	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
1317	Dogs are color blind!	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
1318	Attack, men! Rejoice that Dragon Castle cut its defense budget.	1.1825	0.03805	126	105	19	2
1319	Quick. Tell the baker. This dog only likes the yellow treats.	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
1320	Great news- he's chipped!	1.1818	0.05461	77	66	8	3
1321	When I asked for reinforcements,I didn't mean bring in the bones!	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
1322	Positive reinforcements!	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
1323	I need a volunteer, and a very very big bag.	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
1324	Get me a ball!!	1.1818	0.03914	110	91	18	1
1325	And they're vegan!	1.1818	0.04689	110	95	10	5
1326	GOD is a DOG	1.1818	0.05492	88	77	6	5
1327	All together: "knick knack paddy wack . . . ."	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
1328	Our offer of a tummy rub and a scratch behind the ears has been rejected.	1.1818	0.03896	99	81	18	0
1329	No go back, its a trick.	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
1330	Inform the King that treat negotiations are going well!	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
1331	Be careful lads, he may start licking your face at a moments notice.	1.1818	0.05249	88	76	8	4
1332	Send the yellow! No, the other yellow! The one with the worm pill!	1.1811	0.03608	127	105	21	1
1333	Crossing a mote was easier than charming a watchdog!	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
1334	‘Quick ! Get the Attack Frisbees while he’s distracted.”	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
1335	Now go get something for the cat.	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
1336	Stop! Stop! If he poops we’re dead.	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
1337	His bark is worse than his bite.	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
1338	Bring me the pink one, quick!	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
1339	Sir Loin, get up here!	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
1340	Hey Mikey,he likes it,he likes it	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
1341	Ok, when these are finished, get up here and scratch his belly.	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
1342	Come on guys! He won't sit and stay much longer!	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
1343	Keep 'em coming! He is going to wag the wall down any minute.	1.1807	0.05184	83	71	9	3
1344	A little more challenging now; he wants canned food!	1.1803	0.04199	122	104	14	4
1345	We tried carrot, now for stick. Bring the trebuchet of angry cats.	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
1346	The peanut butter biscuit! He wants the peanut butter biscuit!	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
1347	Our troops are at the gate! Keep singing! "With a knick-knack paddywhack..."	1.1802	0.04470	111	95	12	4
1348	He's too good--re-treat! Re-treat!	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
1349	Save the retreat strategy for now...	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
1350	WE NEED MORE FIBER-QUICK	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
1351	His defense is weakening!	1.1802	0.03882	111	92	18	1
1352	Fire the tennis ball catapult!	1.1802	0.04650	111	96	10	5
1353	It's a very good boy!	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
1354	It’s a BOY!!!	1.1802	0.04650	111	96	10	5
1355	Keep feeding him milk bones until he forgets about eating the king	1.1802	0.04650	111	96	10	5
1356	We must feed the beast to gain entry	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
1357	He says he only wants the ones with sprinkles because they make him feel special.	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
1358	Hey everyone, there really is a Clifford	1.1800	0.05001	100	87	8	5
1359	THAT'S A NEGATIVE ON OPERATION TROJAN BONE. RETREAT!	1.1800	0.05001	100	87	8	5
1360	I didn't fart. The dog did.	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
1361	Its working they're lower the drawbridge so he can bury it!	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
1362	I dare one of you to mention how we should have brought a catapult. Try me!	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
1363	There are doodles are far as the eye can see on the other side of this wall!	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
1364	Get that spinach one out of here, are you mad?	1.1795	0.04137	117	99	15	3
1365	I think we are going to need a bigger bone! Caption by Edgar A. Goetzl	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
1366	Bring a toy!	1.1795	0.03955	117	98	17	2
1367	Bring more blue and yellows, he doesn’t see red or green.	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
1368	Let's try the cat-apult.	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
1369	Methinks the beast likes the cheddar-flavored ones best!	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
1370	Quick! Before I give in to the cute!	1.1792	0.04604	106	91	11	4
1371	We need reinforcements. Re-treat!	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
1372	Keep those mastodon bones coming, I'm almost in!	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
1373	A slipper! A slipper! My kingdom for a slipper!	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
1374	Hey, boneheads! Would you throw me a bone?	1.1789	0.05180	95	83	7	5
1375	He chose not to sign the first treaty	1.1789	0.05180	95	83	7	5
1376	Hurry up! I can't make him sit much longer!	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
1377	Hold on a second … then what?	1.1789	0.04325	123	106	12	5
1378	Arm and deploy chicken flavored!	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
1379	This isn't working, bring out the catapult!	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
1380	Prepare the catapult and the tennis ball.	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
1381	Pretend to throw one so I can sneak over the wall.	1.1786	0.04782	112	98	8	6
1382	I know we’ve had our differences, Roger, but just this once, throw me a bone!	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
1383	Only the ones that taste like chicken.	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
1384	Put down the bones and get me a cat!	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
1385	We should've used the dog-a-pult.	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
1386	Quick, the shock collar.	1.1782	0.04954	101	88	8	5
1387	He says, "send the catsup now!"	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
1388	No, no, no! He only like the yellow ones!	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
1389	He wants you to go fetch some more.	1.1780	0.04105	118	100	15	3
1390	Never mind the Knick, knack, paddy whack- just give him the bones before he eats me!	1.1780	0.04444	118	102	11	5
1391	With a nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone...	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
1392	He says he wants the other gray one	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
1393	No milk bones for him, he's lactose intolerant.	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
1394	In my day, they were shaped like Flintstones.	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
1395	Quick, the green one, his breath is really bad!	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
1396	Yellow’s a go! Knick-knack! Paddywhack! Hup two!	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
1397	No worries Men, He's a Good Dog	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
1398	Put in your ear plugs! His bark is worse than his bite!	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
1399	He promises the last shift didn't give him treats!	1.1778	0.04053	90	74	16	0
1400	Run! I think he's full.	1.1776	0.04564	107	92	11	4
1401	For Pete's sake no eye contact!	1.1776	0.04564	107	92	11	4
1402	He likes the banana!	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
1403	Treat him just like every other purebred!	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
1404	New guy! Forget the pink one. It's useless!	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
1405	Stop complaining. You know it’s the biscuits or us.	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
1406	Keep saying Good doggy!	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
1407	Bring the cone!	1.1772	0.05628	79	69	6	4
1408	Okay, now giant tennis ball!	1.1771	0.04910	96	83	9	4
1409	He says to get real. He made his bones when we were still wet behind the ears.	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
1410	Trust me guys, you don't want to be on the later shift."	1.1771	0.04910	96	83	9	4
1411	Just send one up - they’re all yellow to him anyway!	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
1412	Next we’ll black out the security cameras.	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
1413	Hold off! No more yellow ones…she’s going to blow. Run for it	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
1414	He said he wants year aged bones instead. Does he mean regular years or dog years?	1.1770	0.04213	113	96	14	3
1415	Screw the biscuits, cue the squirrel	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
1416	He’s a carnivore and not an omnivore. No kale dog biscuits!	1.1770	0.04213	113	96	14	3
1417	He prefers tablescraps.	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
1418	And I’m gonna need some 50 gallon poop bags.	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
1419	No, not another treat - retreat!	1.1765	0.05595	85	75	5	5
1420	See if you can find a really big leash.	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
1421	OK men. Re-treat!	1.1765	0.03793	102	84	18	0
1422	When they let him out onto the patio we make our move!	1.1765	0.04159	85	70	15	0
1423	She seems to prefer vegan!	1.1765	0.04073	119	101	15	3
1424	We're gonna need a bigger cookie!	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
1425	It's time for the Trojan toilet.	1.1765	0.04496	102	87	12	3
1426	No, the spray bottle. Go get the spray bottle!	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
1427	He wants more of the blue ones ! More of the blue … oh …	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
1428	He says it's 10 bones a day or he quits building the fort!	1.1760	0.04409	125	109	10	6
1429	No more treats. He wants to shake.	1.1760	0.04260	125	108	12	5
1430	Hold up, I think he needs to take a walk.	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
1431	Well,this one sees color and it appears the yellow one is his _least_ favorite!	1.1759	0.04712	108	94	9	5
1432	Stop! We're barking up the wrong tree here...	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
1433	Run, the cat's coming.	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
1434	He's asking if these are grain free.	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
1435	Nothing with Kale!	1.1756	0.04124	131	113	13	5
1436	Men, forthwith to Petco.	1.1754	0.04703	114	100	8	6
1437	I think after these he’ll finally let us rub his belly!	1.1754	0.04360	114	98	12	4
1438	Retreat! Deploy the vacuum cleaner!	1.1754	0.04703	114	100	8	6
1439	Hey Knick-Knack, and you Paddy-Wack, give the dog a bone!	1.1754	0.03988	114	96	16	2
1440	Quick, a non-vegan one.	1.1754	0.03988	114	96	16	2
1441	He claims he said “brisket”!	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
1442	No, you idiots, I didn't say 'we need to make sacrifices to the dog'. You got that backwards.	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
1443	OK - now the belly scratcher.	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
1444	Let's try a frisbee instead	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
1445	Guys, make sure they are the grain free cookies!	1.1753	0.05079	97	85	7	5
1446	Put the rest away. He's a good boy.	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
1447	Okay that should do it. I’m going to try to deliver the castle’s mail now.	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
1448	He likes em! Go get the big tennis ball!	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
1449	You all said I was crazy to listen to the soothsayer! Ha!	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
1450	Quick, somebody invent the vacuum cleaner!	1.1750	0.04042	120	102	15	3
1451	Wrong wall!	1.1750	0.05562	80	70	6	4
1452	His territory has been sufficiently marked.	1.1750	0.04630	80	67	12	1
1453	No more. He needs to poop.	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
1454	Hurry, just hand me anything. He's color blind.	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
1455	He appears to be a good boy, but keep ‘em comin.’	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
1456	Giveth a dog a bone they said, it didn't work, now we must re-treat!	1.1748	0.04664	103	89	10	4
1457	Quick, the breath freshener.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
1458	Are these dental chews? His breath is killer.	1.1744	0.04116	86	71	15	0
1459	Enough! Now bring me the red ones for his friend Clifford!	1.1744	0.05281	86	75	7	4
1460	Operation Good Boy complete! Commence operation W.A.L.K.	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
1461	Plan B! Spot remover!	1.1743	0.04292	109	93	13	3
1462	Quick, throw me the one that freshens breath, too!	1.1743	0.04486	109	94	11	4
1463	Forget the "treats"! Find me a bitch in heat!	1.1743	0.04486	109	94	11	4
1464	He like our offer better with a little more meat on the bone.	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
1465	Quick! Throw me the T-R-E-A-T!	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
1466	It's the only way I can get him to sit.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
1467	Three more bones and he'll be hopelessly addicted. Then we've got him where we want him.	1.1739	0.05034	92	80	8	4
1468	He wants some puddle water to wash it down!	1.1739	0.04263	92	77	14	1
1469	ROY….G……VIB….	1.1739	0.05034	92	80	8	4
1470	No, not those, they’re not gluten free.	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
1471	Abort the Trojan Bone plan!	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
1472	Bring me the Trojan Ball!	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
1473	Once more a cheddar biscuit, dear friends!	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
1474	Remember to chant "good boy" when I signal.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
1475	Yes, I know the Trojans built a horse. We're more organic.	1.1739	0.04263	92	77	14	1
1476	Maybe I should try to get him to play dead?	1.1736	0.03651	121	101	19	1
1477	Quick, send up a squeaky toy!"	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1478	Nick-knack, paddy-whack….HURRY!	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
1479	These aren't working. Bring the stuffed toys.	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
1480	This Trojan Puppy ruse isn’t working.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1481	No! No! The poisoned pink one!	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1482	It's a good thing we built this wall.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1483	Quick! He likes the liver flavor one.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1484	Liver!!!	1.1735	0.03845	98	81	17	0
1485	Good news, he likes the edibles.	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
1486	I thought you said he was potty trained!	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
1487	Bring the wet food cannon!	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
1488	Water! Water! It needs water!!	1.1735	0.03845	98	81	17	0
1489	Okay, not the chicken. Send up the beef flavor!	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
1490	Glifford the big white dog's love language is food.	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
1491	Did anyone bring a shovel?	1.1731	0.04622	104	90	10	4
1492	Nooo!! Funny bones pleeeeze...	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
1493	Instruct DaVinci to commence development of a giant pooper-scooper, ASAP!	1.1731	0.04622	104	90	10	4
1494	He's sitting! Reinforce, reinforce and heavy on the praise!	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
1495	Hurry up - the big one’s almost here!	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
1496	I’m going to need a bigger bone	1.1727	0.04055	110	93	15	2
1497	Don't come up this ladder with your giant bones, a humongous dog just took mine	1.1727	0.04448	110	95	11	4
1498	Beats having to take him on walks	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
1499	Fetch!	1.1724	0.04290	116	100	12	4
1500	Tell the king—she is in heat!	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
1501	Cry ‘“Havoc!”, and let slip the dogs of war.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
1502	Sir Barkselot would like the chicken flavored bone next	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
1503	I said NOT the human flavor one!!	1.1724	0.05223	87	76	7	4
1504	Keep 'em coming. We can't plunder until he's full!	1.1720	0.04983	93	81	8	4
1505	He likes Soylent Yellow best.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
1506	Ok, his tail is wagging. Storm the gate while he's being a good boy..	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
1507	Snack attack!	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
1508	The bows and arrows, NOT the bones and marrows!	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
1509	Give me the pink one, you idiot! This is a female!	1.1720	0.03935	93	77	16	0
1510	That's it - send up the yellow ones!	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
1511	Hurry!!! I don't think he'll stay a good boy for long!	1.1720	0.03935	93	77	16	0
1512	We’re gonna need a wagonload of pooper scoopers.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
1513	Forget the bones. Get the pooper scooper.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
1514	Forget the catapult! More treats! More treats!	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
1515	He wants another lemon one!	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
1516	He’s grown up now and doesn’t want to be called “ good boy”	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
1517	Good news is he likes it! Bad news is Percival didn't let go in time. Who's next?	1.1720	0.05213	93	82	6	5
1518	Retreat! RETREAT! RETREAT!!!!	1.1720	0.04983	93	81	8	4
1519	Quick! The fifty-pound tennis ball!	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
1520	He knows they're not really Milkbone! Run away!	1.1720	0.05213	93	82	6	5
1521	Hurry up, while he's still a good boy!	1.1717	0.04771	99	86	9	4
1522	Good thing we left the Trojan cat home !	1.1717	0.04982	99	87	7	5
1523	He says he prefers Snausages!	1.1717	0.03810	99	82	17	0
1524	Release the Crackers!	1.1717	0.04549	99	85	11	3
1525	He says to Bow! Wow!	1.1717	0.04549	99	85	11	3
1526	Okay, Nick, you’re up next. Knack, you are on deck, and Paddywack is in the hole.	1.1717	0.04771	99	86	9	4
1527	That's not what I meant by "throw me a bone."	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
1528	Never mind; it’s the Trojans!	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
1529	Now he wants you all to roll over	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
1530	I'll feed. You shovel.	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
1531	He's the alpha dog on Pluto.	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
1532	Hurry, he’s begging for more!	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
1533	Release Thy Clifford!!!	1.1714	0.04581	105	91	10	4
1534	It’s the yellow, he likes the yellow.	1.1714	0.04581	105	91	10	4
1535	Why yes, he IS a good boy!	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
1536	My God,it's a Laestrygonian therapy dog!	1.1714	0.04581	105	91	10	4
1537	Am I supposed to tell him he’s a good boy?	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
1538	When you come over the top watch out for his tail!	1.1712	0.04220	111	95	13	3
1539	Fetch me the Kong!	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
1540	Hurry up with those treats. We should've expected this, deciding to raid the greatest Dane in the country.	1.1712	0.04220	111	95	13	3
1541	You think this is bad? I transferred in from the cleanup crew	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
1542	Quick! He has a bone to pick— and it'd better not be mine!	1.1709	0.03894	117	99	16	2
1543	No more biscuits! Bring on the squeaky toy!	1.1709	0.04256	117	101	12	4
1544	He'll let us in one at a time - on all fours, with collars	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
1545	He's ready for the cat muffins!	1.1707	0.04181	82	68	14	0
1546	Run! He knows we're stealing his biscuits!	1.1707	0.04181	82	68	14	0
1547	The one that says ‘Bad Motherfucker!’	1.1705	0.03987	129	111	14	4
1548	Bring the blue one, quick!	1.1705	0.05167	88	77	7	4
1549	As I told George - hiding inside the treat is a terrible idea!	1.1705	0.05414	88	78	5	5
1550	The king is preparing his dog of war	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
1551	Trouble! He hates the pumpkin spice.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
1552	Last of the treats... which one of you can squeak?	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
1553	Prepare ye for belly rub!	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
1554	No no, you fools, he only likes the YELLOW ones!	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
1555	He only likes the orange ones!	1.1702	0.03897	94	78	16	0
1556	Quick, more yellow ones!	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
1557	You guys no more catnip, just the real stuff!	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
1558	We were clearly expected. But if we wait until after dinner they’ll have to walk him and then we’ll be able to climb the wall.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
1559	Let's teach this ancient dog a new trick.	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
1560	Bring up the kibble!	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
1561	He likes the pink ones, quick a backup bone meal!	1.1700	0.04726	100	87	9	4
1562	No, no, no!! I said props from Game of THRones!	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
1563	Break out the Kibble!	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
1564	Now we only have 4 bones!	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
1565	He’s a good boy once you get through the walls!	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
1566	He says the lemon's a little bland, but for three strawberry biscuits, he'll bite off the king's head and throw it over the wall.	1.1698	0.04540	106	92	10	4
1567	This is the last time I dog sit for King Charles Spaniel.	1.1698	0.04734	106	93	8	5
1568	Add more Xanax!	1.1698	0.03664	106	88	18	0
1569	Hurry lads…the enemy’s mail-ship is almost in range!	1.1695	0.03469	118	98	20	0
1570	NO! Forget the biscuits, he wants a leg of lamb! Medium-Rare!	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
1571	Give him the red one	1.1688	0.05359	77	67	7	3
1572	I told you he'd prefer dry biscuits!	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
1573	Sorry I was skeptical about the vegan dog treats!	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
1574	This dyslexia thing has got to end!	1.1685	0.03991	89	74	15	0
1575	No, we need the ones made from the other side of the mushroom!	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
1576	Throw me a bone, will you?!	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
1577	A good boy 'tis he! Maketh haste and hail Yorick for the squeaky toys!	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
1578	Not Lime, you idiot! Chicken or Beef!	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
1579	top dawg is taking bribes y’all	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
1580	Did they mention my pension for this?	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
1581	HURRY UP with the biscuits!!!	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
1582	I gave a dog a bone; I'm ready to roll... any naysayers?	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
1583	OK, back up, and try to avoid the fire hydrant.	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
1584	He says: I’m paddywhack, from Ballyhack, Not long ago turned soldier; In storm and sack, in front attack, None other can be bolder.	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
1585	A bone! A bone! My kingdom for a bone!	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
1586	What does the yellow bone mean, again?	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
1587	Come follow me my comrades! What? What are you looking at?	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
1588	Each treat will buy us two seconds! How much time do we need?	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
1589	We're gonna need a bigger doggie bag.	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
1590	I think we may be overfeeding him.	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
1591	Tail wagging confirmed: keep the yellow ones coming!	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
1592	Who's a good monster?	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
1593	Now bring the giant leash, I’m sure this will work!	1.1683	0.04889	101	89	7	5
1594	The green, the green! Hurry, he says the Kingdom for ten green biscuits!	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
1595	It's asking some kind of riddle; does anyone know who's a good boy?	1.1683	0.04682	101	88	9	4
1596	Someone hold the ladder, for safety	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
1597	Retreat! He's not a good boy!	1.1682	0.04300	107	92	12	3
1598	Does this tunic make my butt look fat?	1.1682	0.04500	107	93	10	4
1599	It's working! Bring up the biscuit reserves!	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
1600	He likes the peanut butter ones! Someone go back and get more of the Peanut Butter ones!	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
1601	'Tis true the tales! The beast doth exhale a fiery breath!	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
1602	No, the pink one. It's always cherry after lemon.	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
1603	I told you feeding Buckley at the table would create a monster	1.1681	0.04189	119	103	12	4
1604	OMG! Wait till you see his master!	1.1680	0.03891	125	107	15	3
1605	Flea! It is Dogzilla!	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
1606	Turns out he's the runt of the litter!	1.1667	0.05059	90	79	7	4
1607	Let's hurry up and invade now. You don't want to be on the inside when these treats come out the other end.	1.1667	0.04843	102	90	7	5
1608	No more treats— throw the sticks and stones.	1.1667	0.04091	84	70	14	0
1609	She wants a blue one…..	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
1610	Go back! He’s going to HURL!	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
1611	Hey, you guys! Look at my butt!	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
1612	The production team couldn’t afford dragons.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
1613	The rumors were true: he is a good boy!	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
1614	Red rover,red rover,let Charlton come over!	1.1667	0.04651	108	95	8	5
1615	We’re going to have to switch to tennis balls!	1.1667	0.04091	84	70	14	0
1616	Bring the leash; he's ready to go for a walk!	1.1667	0.03835	108	91	16	1
1617	Remember — don’t say W-A-L-K unless you want to be dragged for about ten miles.	1.1667	0.05300	90	80	5	5
1618	He says colors are meaningless to him.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
1619	were going to need a bigger cracker	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
1620	Retreat! She's a BIG ole Dawg!	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
1621	It’s not working, his breath is still bad!	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
1622	Bring more! He was stationed at Camp Lejeune between 1953 and 1988, he's owed SIGNIFICANT compensation!	1.1667	0.05010	108	97	4	7
1623	No, no! It ISN'T a Goldendoodle! More yellow biscuits!	1.1667	0.05059	90	79	7	4
1624	Keep 'em coming men...and look out for the DROOL!	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
1625	Keep them coming. One isn't going to be enough!	1.1667	0.03950	90	75	15	0
1626	You know what,guys? He kind of looks like Colin Farrell!	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
1627	thrown to the dogs	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
1628	He says he has a bone to pick with you.	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
1629	Retreat! He doesn't know "play dead"!	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
1630	It's not working! He won't roll over!	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
1631	Do we have any grey poupon?	1.1667	0.04648	114	101	7	6
1632	He is also requesting some dental floss and some tums	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
1633	Get ready--the old man should come rolling home any minute.	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
1634	he ain't nothin but a hound dog.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
1635	I need a volunteer belly scratcher, stat!	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
1636	He is about to run out of excuses for being stuck.	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
1637	He stopped growling--now's our chance!	1.1667	0.03950	90	75	15	0
1638	It's working. We've neutralized their doggie breath weapon.	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
1639	Don't tell me that you brought the catapult but forgot the dogapult!	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
1640	Maybe that witch we met wasn’t so wicked after all.	1.1667	0.03603	108	90	18	0
1641	Lord Very Good Boy demands more treats	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
1642	Fetch the rake! He wants a belly rub.	1.1652	0.04441	115	101	9	5
1643	They are going to be so surprised when they open the gate to have him attack us.	1.1652	0.04441	115	101	9	5
1644	Okay, men! The dog's happy. Now get the nip for the cat!	1.1651	0.03573	109	91	18	0
1645	Forget the bone idea. It's not going to work!	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
1646	Hurry. Need more food before we can keep him as our pet.	1.1650	0.04596	103	90	9	4
1647	Dogs are color blind you idiots!	1.1650	0.04596	103	90	9	4
1648	I told you not to get the generic brand. This is a dog with taste.	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
1649	Watch out! He's gonna be sick. Who gave him the fish one?	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
1650	It's working! Bring forth the knick-knacks and the paddy whacks!	1.1650	0.03676	103	86	17	0
1651	What time is walkies?	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
1652	No pink; he allergic to strawberries.	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
1653	Get the catapult!	1.1649	0.04789	97	85	8	4
1654	Nick, Nack, Paddy, get the pink one!	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
1655	Don’t forget the big squeeze toy.	1.1649	0.04789	97	85	8	4
1656	If this doesn't work, we'll try the catapult.	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
1657	You’re going to need bigger biscuits	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
1658	He’s bored, bring up the strawberry.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
1659	He is asking for fair trade and sustainable treats. Pass me the "green" one	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
1660	Dog-gone it, guys, I think we’re barking up the wrong tree here!	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
1661	Bring in the cats!	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
1662	Change of plan, his contract calls for sirloin	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
1663	Not the nicknack Paddywack! Get the dog a bone!	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
1664	Darn It’s a Trojan dog!	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
1665	When King Arthur's side hustle as dog sitter goes horribly wrong.	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
1666	That gro-pup is working wonders.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
1667	Quick - A new pair of pants!	1.1648	0.05006	91	80	7	4
1668	Do you have any hot sauce?	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
1669	Hurry! No, No, not the green one, he wants the pink one	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
1670	Please tell me you remembered the poop bags?	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
1671	Quick, before the tide comes in, and this whole castle melts!	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
1672	Go get a big mirror and we'll make it see its tail.	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
1673	I see we got the Costco variety box.	1.1646	0.04198	79	66	13	0
1674	Not to kink shame, but this "puppy play" is getting out of hand!	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
1675	He says he’ll consider ‘lie down’.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
1676	From the looks of it, we’re gonna need a front end loader STAT!	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
1677	Quick, bring the mail!	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
1678	No. No. No. If he sees a treat, he will give me his paw!	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
1679	We don't need them. He ate the other dogs.	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
1680	Load the tre’ bruchetta!	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
1681	The bones aren't working! It just keeps eating them!	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
1682	He only likes a non-monochrome bone.	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
1683	Down, boys!	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
1684	He will need to go out for a walk soon, you know.	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
1685	Bone-apart for the Emperor!	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
1686	I need a big doggie bag, stat!	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
1687	It's okay, the king says he's a good boy.	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
1688	Come back here in a few hours and we’ll finally have some new ammo for that trebuchet	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
1689	He likes it, Mikey likes it!	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
1690	I guess try grapes?	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
1691	Who’s going in with the giant garbage bag?	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
1692	They definitely said peace treats, right?	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
1693	He's not red!	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
1694	Forget those! Get our twenty foot cat!	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
1695	Looks like Humpty Dumpty gained some weight.	1.1633	0.04743	98	86	8	4
1696	It's getting harder to adopt a rescue dog these days.	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
1697	Hurry up! He’s part of a litter!	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
1698	He wants bacon-flavored marrow, a chew toy, and our first born."	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
1699	Heel! Heel!	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
1700	It's modern woof-fare!	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
1701	Quick more yellow ones; I think I found his weakness!	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
1702	Lets hurry up and feed him, the next crew can take him for walkies.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
1703	Quick! We need the catapult!	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
1704	Everyone, on the count of three: "who's a good boy?"	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
1705	Quick! Get the mailman	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
1706	He prefers purple.	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
1707	Fall back! Don’t re-treat!	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
1708	Now she wants only raw.	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
1709	No! No Greenies!	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
1710	Could somebody please throw me a bone?	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
1711	Quick! Bring the credit card offers!	1.1630	0.03872	92	77	15	0
1712	I’ve got a bone to pick with you guys!	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
1713	Keep those gluten free, yellow biscuits coming!	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
1714	We should have built a moat.	1.1628	0.03615	129	110	17	2
1715	We need more. Break out the kibble!	1.1628	0.03779	129	111	15	3
1716	More chicken flavor!	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
1717	Quick! Get the vegan treats!	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
1718	No....No more. Says he's trying to quit.	1.1628	0.05194	86	76	6	4
1719	All we’re doing is maintaining his dental health!	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
1720	How many times must he repeat GLUTEN FREE?!	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
1721	I'll bring the bone, I said. You'll bring the treat, ball, stick and leash you said.	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
1722	Get me a newspaper!	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
1723	Enough with the treats. I'm going to tell him to roll over and play dead.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
1724	WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
1725	Enough with the food - get the giant scooper!	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
1726	Don’t throw me a bone, he’ll fetch me too!	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
1727	Come on Demeter you need to throw me a bone here. Trojan horses are so passé .	1.1622	0.04155	111	96	12	3
1728	Canine King Kong needs to be stopped. Bring on the CBD chew bones!	1.1622	0.04710	111	99	6	6
1729	She wants the pink one.	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
1730	Clifford only really likes the red ones	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
1731	Let’s slow down, I’m on scooping duty tomorrow.	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
1732	Abort operation Trojan squeaky toy!	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
1733	He's letting us back in if we promise to ask "who's a good sir?" from now on!	1.1619	0.04514	105	92	9	4
1734	And you thought killing dragons was hard work.	1.1619	0.03612	105	88	17	0
1735	He likes the peanut butter!	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
1736	BAD IDEA! RETREAT! RETREAT!	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
1737	He's going nowhere! Bring the cat!	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
1738	Quick, find some virgins!	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
1739	They’re called breasts and we all have them.	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
1740	She doesn't want to be rescued, but she does want to go for a W-A-L-K.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
1741	Quick, he wants Putin!	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
1742	Are you telling me everyone brought giant treats, and no one brought giant bags.	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
1743	He’s up for adoption.	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
1744	Enough is never enough!	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
1745	You won’t have to worry about rabies.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
1746	Launch the catapult!	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
1747	Back up! We're supposed to talk him for a walk first!	1.1613	0.04660	93	81	9	3
1748	Good news is he's friendly, bad news is they don't clean up after him.	1.1613	0.04660	93	81	9	3
1749	Dog gone it. Bring me another.	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
1750	He wants all the town's cats next! Gather up all the damn cats!	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
1751	Kevin, come! She wants the Princess Barbie bone!	1.1613	0.04660	93	81	9	3
1752	Wait. Does a catapult launch what I think it launches?	1.1613	0.04904	93	82	7	4
1753	Never let him see the treat before he obeys the command.	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
1754	Cancel the Trojan fire hydrant plan!	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
1755	Bring him those treats or he's going to open up a can of Woof-Ass on us!	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
1756	We’re gonna need a bigger bone.	1.1609	0.05137	87	77	6	4
1757	NO!!! He Hates That Brand!	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
1758	This isn’t working! Gimme the giant rolled up newspaper!	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
1759	Quiet! He likes squeaky toys.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
1760	Naming this dog Gulliver was a bad idea.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
1761	Come hell or high walls, keep the treats coming!	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
1762	Supply chain, hauberk chain, get more biscuits now!	1.1607	0.03710	112	95	16	1
1763	Doggone it, hurry up with the dog treats.	1.1607	0.03710	112	95	16	1
1764	Not a good boy! I repeat not a good boy!	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
1765	Repeat after me: “Good boy. Good boy!”	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
1766	Just give me the yellow ones. You guys with the red and green, Google it.	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
1767	We need more than just us to take him for a walk.	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
1768	Not the treats. The traitors!	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
1769	He prefers the 'cheese'.	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
1770	Quick! Gimme the green chlorophyll bone. His halitosis is killing me.	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
1771	We’re gonna need a bigger poop scoop!	1.1604	0.03581	106	89	17	0
1772	I think we'd better get off the porch.	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
1773	He’s commanding us to retreat!	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
1774	Faster! Good boys.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
1775	It's working! It's working!!	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
1776	I remember “Build the Wall”.... I don’t remember hearing we had to “Feed the Wall”.	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
1777	He wants the cinnamony black!	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
1778	Quick, Knick, Knack, Paddy and Whack! For the love of God, give the dog a bone!	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
1779	He wants avocado toast!	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
1780	Oh no! Don't look now, but this one's a puppy!	1.1600	0.04866	100	89	6	5
1781	'Pause the siege, bring up the hot chocolate."	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
1782	Get back! He’s allergic to chicken!	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
1783	Bring in the booties while we’ve got him distracted!!	1.1600	0.03685	100	84	16	0
1784	I don't think it's working, but his teeth are definitely getting whiter by the minute.	1.1596	0.04855	94	83	7	4
1785	This old man’s goin rolling home!	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
1786	He wants a patty whack!	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
1787	Quickly, deploy the giant human leg!	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
1788	This is why we don’t dine with the in-laws.	1.1596	0.03797	94	79	15	0
1789	Once more unto the breach, dear friends, and be sure to bring the dog biscuits!	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
1790	Quickly! Send up another before he licks me!	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
1791	We're encountering dogged resistance!	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
1792	He has a bone to pick with you	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
1793	Siege, boy, siege! Good dog.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
1794	Come on now- he's ready to lick balls!	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
1795	I told you he would eat us out of house and home!	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
1796	Oh No! He's EATI	1.1593	0.03679	113	96	16	1
1797	Not the treats....the bag!	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
1798	You guys, he's such a good boy. Isn't he.	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
1799	He'll only eat them if they're vegan and gluten free and baked by gender neutral peasants.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
1800	Get five more out of that big bag and we'll run for the Starship.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
1801	Great job guys, now follow me and beware of his minefield!	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
1802	His name is Sir Clifford The Red	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
1803	This isn't working. Let's try the Trojan Cat.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
1804	Quickly, before he jumps on the gigantic mailman!	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
1805	For God’s sake, everybody keep yelling, ‘That’s a good boy, that’s a good boy!’	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
1806	Hey,Knick! Knack! Paddy! Whack! Hurry, it’s working!	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
1807	Throw them farther!! Throw them farther!!	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
1808	He's sitting. Quick -- next is play dead!	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
1809	Good news is they work, bad news is we look similar.	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
1810	No No quick use the catapult!!!	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
1811	We’re in! No bark, all bite.	1.1589	0.04815	107	96	5	6
1812	Got any more Oranges?	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
1813	Kublai Khan’s troops vanquishing the Tartar.	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
1814	Still not the worst King Charles I’ve worked for!	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
1815	Change of plans - he's a bad dog	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
1816	If I don't survive this I need one of you to make it look like I used my standing desk without a chair.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
1817	Oh, my Dog! I just saw what happens to His sacred treat offerings!	1.1584	0.04390	101	88	10	3
1818	It's worse than we thought. It doesn't look like he's potty trained.	1.1584	0.04820	101	90	6	5
1819	Bones away!	1.1584	0.04610	101	89	8	4
1820	He prefers the yellow ones.	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
1821	Make haste, Lord Barkley demands another!	1.1584	0.04610	101	89	8	4
1822	No green! He's not colorblind.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
1823	He wants to know "Where's the beef?"	1.1579	0.04608	76	65	10	1
1824	It could be worse. You could be picking up after him when he goes for a walk.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
1825	'There be no Dragon,' he sayeth'--'tis only a Scottie, he sayeth.'	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
1826	Cease the calming biscuits, and let the neutering begin!	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
1827	He prefers the gluten-free ones	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
1828	He says he will open the gate for three more biscuits.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
1829	Quick, get the Snausages!	1.1579	0.04240	114	100	10	4
1830	Two more and he'll be BEGGING to surrender!	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
1831	My God, Gulliver only had to deal with Glumdalclitch!	1.1579	0.03856	114	98	14	2
1832	The catnip-flavored ones aren't working!	1.1579	0.04053	114	99	12	3
1833	In this case, man's best friend is the dog biscuit.	1.1579	0.04807	95	84	7	4
1834	Our weapons are no match!	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
1835	No sense in lobbing dog bone missiles... he eats them up!	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
1836	Knack, Paddy, Whack, now you guys give him a bone too!	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
1837	OK, let's break out the Frisbee!	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
1838	Quick! Toss in the tennis ball!	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
1839	He says the mint chip flavor is his favorite!	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
1840	A lot of crackers in the wall here	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
1841	hurry- his breath is unbearable!	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
1842	He doesn't seem to like the orange one -- next color!	1.1573	0.03881	89	75	14	0
1843	Go back it’s a Trojan dog!	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
1844	It’s the only way to save the royal carpeting!	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
1845	No, no, no, RED, you idiot!	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
1846	We have nothing to fear, he’s bonevolent!!	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
1847	He is a bone-afide connoisseur of the yellow ones.	1.1570	0.04067	121	106	11	4
1848	It's not working. Prepare the cat catapult.	1.1569	0.04350	102	89	10	3
1849	The treats are breaking his teeth as we planned!	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
1850	I said taint the bones with something strong, not paint!	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
1851	The biscuits aren't working. I think he's clicker trained!	1.1569	0.04350	102	89	10	3
1852	And to think, we thought just a belly rub would do!	1.1569	0.03619	102	86	16	0
1853	He’s no Great Dane. He’s going to roll over.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
1854	Knick! Knack! Paddy! Whack! Stop! Don't give him one more bone!	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
1855	Hold your fire. He has to play dead first.	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
1856	We should be rolling home in no time...	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
1857	Forget about the treats. Let's catapult the cats!	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
1858	Not mint! He likes the chicken ones!	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
1859	He wants the mint green one for his bad breath.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
1860	Stop! He's not being a good boy!	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
1861	He only wants the yellow flavor!	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
1862	Oh NO! Now he wants blueberry flaxseed biscuits!	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
1863	Now it’s time for the chicken bones!	1.1565	0.04205	115	101	10	4
1864	Says his name is Clifford and the corgis moved out last year	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
1865	FLETCHER! HE'S ASKING IF THESE ARE ORGANIC??	1.1565	0.03620	115	98	16	1
1866	He’ll shake on it!	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
1867	Prepare the Pooper Scooper.	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
1868	A couple more and I will have him playing dead.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
1869	This moat is bone dry !	1.1562	0.04759	96	85	7	4
1870	Remember…the castle is NOT a punishment; it’s his safe place.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
1871	I thought he said "re-treat."	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
1872	She wants another orange.	1.1562	0.04759	96	85	7	4
1873	feed him and he'll sleep	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
1874	Hey, we can't get in yet.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
1875	Now he wants the Holy Gruel	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
1876	He’s not being a good boy!	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
1877	Maybe fleas would work better.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
1878	The one with fentanyl	1.1558	0.05566	77	69	4	4
1879	Tell Mother Hubbard we've taken care of the problem.	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
1880	Give me the ones with the breath freshener.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1881	Quick, quick another one before he notices the breach!	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1882	Where's the beef?	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
1883	That's enough. Now we need a large biodegradable bag.	1.1556	0.04975	90	80	6	4
1884	Oh my God! Guys, he makes the cutest nom-nom noises!	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
1885	I think he's figured out what Bob Barker sent us to do!	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
1886	Less fiber!	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
1887	It's no good! Retreat! We'll try the Trojan Squirrel tonight.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
1888	Unleash the tennis ball!	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
1889	Whose turn is it to take him for a walk?	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1890	Whose idea was it to just throw him a bone and he’ll go away	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
1891	Now do you understand why the Trojans used wood?!	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
1892	Methinks he doth sitteth and stayeth.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
1893	Am I getting paid overtime for this?	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1894	Don’t tell me it’s just a puppy. Did you forget the little bunny from Monty Python?	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
1895	He says it's "tasty," but that it will take five more to get us over the wall . . .	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
1896	Saying “who’s a good boy” seems to be making him question his life choices.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
1897	Quick, another bone! He'll be too busy to stop us from invading.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
1898	He says he’ll be our best friend!	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
1899	Alright y’all can go, he let me pet him.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
1900	Turn back, they have counter measures!	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
1901	'I did say we shouldn't let her start eating before us'	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
1902	He says he prefers the mint ones.	1.1552	0.03987	116	101	12	3
1903	Did he specify 'choose me' or 'chews me'?	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
1904	We need more help! He's the runt of the litter!	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
1905	More yellow! Quickly!	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
1906	Enough with the treats! Someone get me a giant pooper scooper!	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
1907	Hurry, fill the catapult with kibbles and aim for his head	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
1908	YOU GUYS WERE TOTALLY RIGHT! IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A GIANT LIPSTICK!	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
1909	Wouldn't you agree that he's a good boy?	1.1548	0.03970	84	71	13	0
1910	Another one and she’ll play dead!	1.1546	0.04713	97	86	7	4
1911	Just go home, fellas! Adding color was a nice try, but King Dog has already figured out that this joke doesn't need a caption.	1.1546	0.04713	97	86	7	4
1912	Unfortunately for Neville, everyone else in the infantry thought RETREAT was hyphenated.	1.1546	0.05148	97	88	3	6
1913	Quick! Does anyone know who’s a good dog?!	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
1914	No, not the "good for the teeth" one!	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
1915	Clifforde Ye Big Olde Red Dog hath demanded more treatsies!	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
1916	Hold everything! Wants to know if they’re gluten-free!	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
1917	He says keep them coming or he'll spill the beans about what's inside the Big Horse.	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
1918	Keep them coming! The enemy will learn their lesson in a few hours!	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
1919	Send in the peanut butter catapult!	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
1920	As long as nothing more chewable and meaty comes along we’ll be fine.	1.1545	0.03695	110	94	15	1
1921	Someone go get a giant turkey!	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
1922	No, for God's sake -- no more yellow! Get me that pink one, stat -- she's about to blow...	1.1545	0.04122	110	96	11	3
1923	It worked! Bone appétit!	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
1924	Somebody call Bunyan and tell him his dog broke loose again!	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
1925	its working, send up a rubber ball.	1.1538	0.03803	91	77	14	0
1926	We're going to need the dogapult!	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
1927	Prithee makest thou all due speed, yay 'fore this most ravenous hound dothest finisheth yon crust and spyest mine own most mortal of coils upon which to sup. Post haste! I beggeth ye!	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
1928	He says he really needs to be let out into the yard	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
1929	Why is no one live-streaming this?!	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
1930	Yellow ones to sedate, green one to shoot and if nothing works, fire the pink one!!	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
1931	This is working too well -- new plan	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
1932	OK, he's done. Bring on the poop bags!!	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
1933	Fetch me some more of those peace treaties!	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
1934	Shhhhhh! The rest of his litter is sleeping.	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
1935	No more dog biscuits, guys—he just wants somebody to scratch behind his ears!	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
1936	Bring up the tin can of pennies!	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
1937	No, no. We need something wet!	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
1938	Guys, the fact that a dyslexic wrote that we must retake the City of God does not change the mission.	1.1538	0.03532	130	112	16	2
1939	Well, obviously he's got a bone to pick...	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
1940	No more yellow ones until he's willing to negotiate!	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
1941	Quick! Load the big tennis ball in the catapult!	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
1942	On the count of three! All chant—GOOD BOY GOOD BOY GOOD BOY!	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
1943	Hurry, he likes the chicken flavored ones!	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
1944	He's not a good boy... he's not a good boy!	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
1945	He says border walls only foster distrust...but the biscuits are helping.	1.1538	0.04484	104	92	8	4
1946	This isn’t going to work!!!! Run away!! Run away!!	1.1538	0.03803	91	77	14	0
1947	Hurry! The SSRIs are wearing off!	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
1948	F*ck the treats, bring in the rawhide bone!	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
1949	Quick. The catapult.	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
1950	He'll let us back in if we promise to stay off the furniture.	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
1951	Belay the biscuits.	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
1952	Get a leash! He needs a walkie!	1.1531	0.04667	98	87	7	4
1953	I think he's ready for the ball.	1.1531	0.03656	98	83	15	0
1954	Somebody go find cat!	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
1955	He likes tutti-frutti!	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
1956	Knock off that meowing!	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
1957	I know he is a glutton but he is the King’s best friend.	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
1958	Go Back! He isn't such a good boy and he isn't going to let us in.	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
1959	You haven’t heard of the Trojan dog? Really?	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
1960	Stop! She says we can use the front gate.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
1961	We've found it, the large dog park!	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
1962	He now says he wants me also in addition to the biscuit!	1.1529	0.05160	85	76	5	4
1963	Quick, more bones—It’s really a dog eat dog world in there.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
1964	Now, who's a good boy?	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
1965	Quick! We’re gonna need the giant tennis ball!	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
1966	Two more should be enough: one to 'lie down' and another to 'bang, bang, play dead.'	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
1967	We have a winner: Maple wasabi venison spice!	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
1968	He says if we rub his belly, we can have the castle.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
1969	Send up the pistachio bone.	1.1529	0.05160	85	76	5	4
1970	Hold on! Did anyone add the tranquilizer?	1.1529	0.03927	85	72	13	0
1971	You’re not gonna believe what’s up here!	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
1972	It's no use! They have a Labrador!	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
1973	How do say "good dog" in french !?	1.1525	0.03324	118	100	18	0
1974	I think we've bitten off more than we can chew.	1.1524	0.03775	105	90	14	1
1975	One too many, he's gonna blow!	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
1976	Now we just have to teach him to lie down.	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
1977	Walls breached. Get the giant steaks!	1.1524	0.03775	105	90	14	1
1978	It's a female. Go get that big red dog, Clifford. Maybe we can distract her.	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
1979	Maybe we should give immigration reform another shot?	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
1980	News flash, guys. He is not colorblind.	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
1981	Forget the treats! Get me a giant scoop and a Hefty poop bag	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
1982	He seems to prefer the goose patè.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
1983	The bones aren’t working! Go fetch the sacrificial Shih Tzu!	1.1522	0.04872	92	82	6	4
1984	We're almost out of cookies, someone grab a giant tennis ball.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1985	Get back! Looks like he's gonna hurl	1.1522	0.04872	92	82	6	4
1986	He says his name is Gulliver	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1987	Come hither fellow knights. At last, our biscuits are working at a siege!	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1988	They/them request no pink bones. Genderless bribing only.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1989	More treats! Fast! RE-TREAT!	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
1990	I I fi I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times- not the protein plus biscuits!	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
1991	Now he wants a bitch -- and make sure it's a virgin!	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
1992	Watch out below for the crumbs and slobber!	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
1993	If the Viagra doesn't keep him busy the laxative will.	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
1994	Forget the biscuits, go get the big cats!	1.1515	0.04622	99	88	7	4
1995	He says “No, you lay down.”	1.1515	0.04622	99	88	7	4
1996	Go get something for the giant cat!	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
1997	Send up he bones. He's nice.	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
1998	He's worried we bring fleas.	1.1515	0.04622	99	88	7	4
1999	I think this should be a part of the treaty.	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
2000	I think he likes the yellow ones	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
2001	It’s gonna be okay guys, I just checked and he’s been fixed	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
2002	Go, back; go, back! Our siege is doomed! She’s eating our weapons!	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
2003	I guess our mailman spoiled him.	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
2004	Run! His figured out these are plant based treats.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
2005	Whoa! He doesn't like pink ones!	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
2006	Knick knack paddywhack, give the dog a bone.	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
2007	He only wants yellow!	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
2008	What happens when the cupboard goes bare?	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
2009	We are gunna need a BIG bag!	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
2010	Great news! He's hypoallergenic!	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
2011	I don't know if his name is Clifford or not! But some big red bones might be nice.	1.1512	0.03885	86	73	13	0
2012	our tax dollars are really going to the dogs	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
2013	He’s a good boy, bring out the Belly Rubber!	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
2014	Quick! Give me more!! While we distract him, Jean Claude will sneak around and deliver their mail!!	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
2015	He’s getting thirsty.Bring a bowl of water then we can make our move.	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
2016	This battle is turning into a real dogfight.	1.1509	0.03494	106	90	16	0
2017	Quick! This isn’t working. Bring on the chew toy!	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
2018	Hurry! We are weakening his defenses and he's about to become a good boy!	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2019	Retreat! Retreat! He's not a good boy!	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2020	He’s chewing at a much faster rate than we expected! Gather the troops and the treats!	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
2021	We thought the Children’s Crusade was bad, but this is ridiculous.	1.1509	0.04404	106	94	8	4
2022	He's a good boy with an unending appetite. Ready the bones!	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
2023	Yellow only!	1.1505	0.03728	93	79	14	0
2024	He says his name is Rupert and he is Clifford's cousin and he's here to stay. So keep the bones coming, knights.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
2025	Whomever hath sayeth, 'Happiness shall be a peckish puppy" hath told porkies!	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
2026	Keep sending up the biscuits... he's almost ready for a nap.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
2027	Stop guys! He said no! He's NOT a "good boy"!	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
2028	We might need to try lighting them on fire!	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
2029	Faster! Faster! His diet starts on the first of the year!	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
2030	When we get to a full wag we attack!	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
2031	He is French	1.1504	0.03817	113	98	13	2
2032	We're going to need a lot more bones!	1.1504	0.04019	113	99	11	3
2033	He only likes the yellow ones! Everyone else back off slowly!	1.1504	0.03817	113	98	13	2
2034	Keep ‘‘em coming we’ve got a serious foodie up here!	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
2035	Who's got the longest leg?	1.1500	0.04017	80	68	12	0
2036	Hey guys, he only wants the yellow ones and then he'll let us in.	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
2037	He said that he prefers kibbles !	1.1500	0.03589	100	85	15	0
2038	Retreat! He just ate the dog whisperer!	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
2039	Cease the calming morsels, and let the neutering begin!	1.1500	0.04017	80	68	12	0
2040	He wants to know if we have any ketchup.	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
2041	Men-at-arms, we are in luck! It be a Labrador mix with an easygoing disposition easily subdued by doggy treats...	1.1500	0.04017	80	68	12	0
2042	Next time we’ll bring the ball!	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
2043	So good news and bad news about the Trojan dog biscuit plan guys.	1.1500	0.05063	80	71	6	3
2044	He says they're not made of milk or bones and he has no idea where they got the name.	1.1500	0.05366	80	72	4	4
2045	He promised he just wants one more treat	1.1500	0.03589	100	85	15	0
2046	Your bones are too big!	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
2047	It is the will of Dog! It is the will of Dog!	1.1500	0.04578	100	89	7	4
2048	Uh oh. He's asking if these are gluten free...	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
2049	As a guard dog, he’s definitely doing his job!	1.1495	0.04365	107	95	8	4
2050	He likes it. Give me another and you guy run around back.	1.1495	0.04158	107	94	10	3
2051	We're going to need more bones!	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
2052	Bone my ass this time!	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
2053	Don't give him anymore! he's on a diet	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
2054	more orange ones for God's sake	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
2055	He wants the blue one! Who forgot the blue one!?	1.1494	0.05047	87	78	5	4
2056	Have the catapult release the ball.	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
2057	Quick! Who's a good boy?	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
2058	Chicken is not working, try the basil flavor!	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
2059	Green one next, he wants to know if it tastes like Birkenstocks	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
2060	Hurry, we must offer the vegan one next!	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
2061	He prefers a Milk-Bone rather than an organic pumpkin flavor.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
2062	Don’t just stand there! Tell him, ‘he’s a good boy!’	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
2063	No! No more! Bring the lettuce! For God's sake, bring the lettuce!	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
2064	Stop! He needs gluten free!	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
2065	Quick! The green!	1.1491	0.03786	114	99	13	2
2066	We’re in luck! It’s not a meat eater.	1.1491	0.03575	114	98	15	1
2067	Quick! Stop the other men from battering down the gates	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
2068	Drop the bones, bring on the poop bags!	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
2069	Nick Nack, Paddy Whack, give a dog a bone…	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
2070	It prefers knight-flavored	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
2071	It is not clear if we are here for him or he is here for us anymore.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
2072	Keep brnging the yellow ones!	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
2073	I don't think you put the sedative in this one!	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
2074	No more biscuits till we find a shovel!	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
2075	Guys I’m not sure we’re the vets the owner had in mind”	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
2076	No, you fools! I said STONES, not BONES!	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
2077	animal instinct is as ancient as it can be.	1.1489	0.04773	94	84	6	4
2078	He says he doesn’t like the yellow ones…	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
2079	Get me more chicken and we're in.	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
2080	We need a red one followed by a green one	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
2081	He wants one of you for a chew toy.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
2082	Let’s go people, the networks need Clifford Bigger and Redder !!”	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
2083	Now wheel in the pooper scooper!	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
2084	I think the guy who wrote the memo that told us to bring offerings to dog was dyslexic.	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
2085	Enough with the bones, he wants a girlfriend"	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
2086	I'm kind of a cat person.	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
2087	It's the Fall Season so he's digging the Pumpkin Spice biscuits.	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
2088	Can you believe they didn't get a rescue?	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
2089	We'll need to go to plan B, bring out the peanut butter!	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
2090	Bring on the growth horbone	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
2091	It's not Clifford	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
2092	Go get the T-bones.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
2093	These drugged bones don't seem to be working! What next?	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
2094	It's just one dog. The other four are lions.	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
2095	Knick knack patty whack keep the bones coming.	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
2096	Hurry, get more T-R-E-A-T-S! And run, don’t W-A-L-K!	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
2097	It looks like he's a good boy! Come on!	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
2098	Not another yellow one, you idiot. The green one with the sleepy stuff. Hurry	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
2099	Throw me another bone.	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
2100	Do I have your attention?	1.1481	0.04121	108	95	10	3
2101	What are we even doing?!?!	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
2102	Hurry and get the mayo!!	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
2103	Is the treat-y still valid if he doesn’t shake?	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
2104	He says they need salt!	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
2105	No,not the green one! Do YOU want to clean that up?!	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
2106	Game of Bones? I'm not setting one foot on this wall until you get my agent on the phone!	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
2107	I think it's enough for lifetime loyalty	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
2108	More biscuits! He's a very good boy.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
2109	He wants fries with that!	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
2110	No! His Castle Contract Rider reads only YELLOW treats."	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
2111	It's not working. Call out the catapults!	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
2112	No No he says he wants spaghetti.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
2113	This is not what I meant by "Retreat"!	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
2114	Well, the giant dog has become friendly, but now we’ve got to cross the moat of giant dog droppings.	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
2115	Nick! Nick! Paddy! Wack! Give the dog a bone!	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
2116	Trading our swords for giant dog bones was a great idea.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
2117	Bring in the heavy artilleries boys, he just rolled over!	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
2118	More bones, hurry before he sees the open exit and confuses us for edibles.	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
2119	No more bone cookies! He's tired of being stereotyped!	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
2120	Okay, we got him to sit. Maybe the green one will make him roll over.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
2121	I can’t tell if these CBD-infused treats are working!	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
2122	He wants cherry Garcia flavor. Or he eats us.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
2123	Bring it up, Mikey likes it.	1.1474	0.04956	95	86	4	5
2124	At the bottom of the water slide we'll put a big doggie bowl	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
2125	Dinner time at barkingham palace	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
2126	Ho men start bringing me more, quick	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
2127	Hail to the chief.	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
2128	Quickly, call Gulliver!	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
2129	I bet they think I'm distracted.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
2130	No! Not another yellow. Bring up the green one.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
2131	He's colorblind so just bring the cheap stuff!	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
2132	All HAIL Liege Clifford! Where are the red treats, minions?	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
2133	Save the pink one for last. Anyway, he's colorblind.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
2134	Keep that food coming. Fido is looking at me strangely.	1.1468	0.04086	109	96	10	3
2135	No more! We're running low on bags!	1.1468	0.04289	109	97	8	4
2136	Quick, give me the one with the Fentanyl!	1.1467	0.05265	75	67	5	3
2137	Tell the Dog Walkers Guild to prepare the leash!	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
2138	Must not anger Vesuvius!	1.1467	0.04113	75	64	11	0
2139	I was wrong! His bite is worse than his bark!!	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
2140	I don’t think we’ll get our space frisbee back this way.	1.1466	0.03725	116	101	13	2
2141	I hope he likes the other colors	1.1466	0.03725	116	101	13	2
2142	Cancel the bone suits! The beasty has developed a taste for them!	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
2143	Not a parapet. Just one. But he’s big!	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
2144	Keep the milk bones coming, he is showing signs of getting filled up.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2145	Sit! Sit! Roll over!	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
2146	He’s going to need a walk around the moat!	1.1461	0.03765	89	76	13	0
2147	Quick,get the biggest vacuum we have!	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2148	Back off! They are going to eat our lunch?	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
2149	We'll need more supplies than ever. He deserves the world!	1.1461	0.03765	89	76	13	0
2150	I said Trojan HORSE not Trojan DOG!	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
2151	His tail is not wagging!	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2152	He prefers Alpo.	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
2153	Do you think we could go back to the trojan horse idea?	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
2154	The Trojan Horse attempt messed up. Rovers Bite	1.1458	0.04678	96	86	6	4
2155	Flee!	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
2156	Now he's insisting on something for his pet cat.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2157	Let’s go, Nick, Knack, Patty, and Whack!	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
2158	It wants one with lots of cinnamon.	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
2159	Ok, one more and then we go for the W.A.L.K.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2160	We’re gonna need a bigger Milk-Bone!	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2161	KEEP THEM COMING, HE'S ALMOST FULL !	1.1458	0.04678	96	86	6	4
2162	Quickly, throw me another before the cat comes!	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
2163	Careful, she's in heat.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2164	hurry up with the pink one!	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
2165	Give me 'libertreats', or give me death!	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
2166	Charge	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
2167	Look, if you want that ball back we need to distract him with something? It’s either your prize oversized treats or one of us!	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
2168	Good news guys, he’s Vegan!	1.1456	0.04451	103	92	7	4
2169	Quick, who knows doggie Heimlich?	1.1455	0.04051	110	97	10	3
2170	His price has gone up; after each treat, a belly rub!	1.1455	0.04051	110	97	10	3
2171	Please don't tell me we're out of the gluten-free ones!	1.1455	0.03615	110	95	14	1
2172	Not that one - it gives him the zoomies!	1.1455	0.04252	110	98	8	4
2173	I don't think he understands when the treats are gone.	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
2174	No, no! No more wheat biscuits. He's allergic!!	1.1447	0.04063	76	65	11	0
2175	How do you say ‘good boy’ in French?	1.1446	0.03884	83	71	12	0
2176	Bad news. He's Saxon intolerant!	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
2177	Keep 'em, coming boys. The castle watch is in love with milk bones!	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2178	It's no good; he's vegan	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
2179	We'll need a lot more. I just heard, the cat's NOT coming !	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
2180	That's ok, I already gave him his treat.	1.1446	0.03884	83	71	12	0
2181	Hurry up, It's a dog eat bone world here.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2182	Worm pills to the front!	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
2183	He's a French dog. He said he'll surrender if we bring croissants!	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
2184	Enough with the cookies! He wants to know if any of you know how to do a Belly Rub?	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
2185	Hurry! He only needs eight more to beat the Doberman!	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
2186	Try the Himars!	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2187	Quick! More bones!	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2188	Still no wagging! At once, go get the peanut butter!	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
2189	What do you mean you've forgotten which one is laced with the tranquilizer?	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
2190	Quick -someone grab Clifford's lead	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
2191	Bring out the Doggie Bag!	1.1444	0.04886	90	81	5	4
2192	He wants more salsa.	1.1444	0.04623	90	80	7	3
2193	Tastes like Greeks.	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
2194	More! He's the King's Best Friend.	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
2195	Crunch time! Someone better find a purple treat--he's rejecting the colors we brought ...	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2196	Tell Leonardo we don’t need him.	1.1443	0.03587	97	83	14	0
2197	How it was long ago, before the dogs got let out.	1.1443	0.04394	97	86	8	3
2198	It's working. Let's bone up our defenses.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2199	Hurry up, he wants to bone up on things!	1.1443	0.03587	97	83	14	0
2200	We need a large collar and leash.	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
2201	More! You've got to get more!	1.1443	0.03587	97	83	14	0
2202	No longer "Ivar the boneless"	1.1443	0.03587	97	83	14	0
2203	Move back guys! I think he's about to launch a projectile!	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
2204	Get this dog water, not bones. Drinking comes before food.	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
2205	Plan B: Load the treat buckets!	1.1441	0.03807	111	97	12	2
2206	Don't let him know we're leaving	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
2207	Bring more treats! The monster indeed is a good boy!	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
2208	Get ready for lots of donuts when his master shows up.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2209	He says no more lime or strawberry! He only wants the ones that taste like pee!	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
2210	He’s better trained!”	1.1429	0.04156	105	93	9	3
2211	I have no idea why only the oversized dog biscuits are in color .	1.1429	0.04156	105	93	9	3
2212	Quick, throw the chocolate one!	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
2213	Quick! Bring up the breath mint bones!	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
2214	He says the biscuits are just an appetizer. He's ready for some meat!	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
2215	He said he would prefer a squirrel.	1.1429	0.04370	105	94	7	4
2216	Melatonin flavor now!	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2217	This dog bones	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
2218	Red! No. Blue!	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
2219	My dream is to be the artist, but ya gotta start somewhere.	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
2220	He just keeps saying 'Fetch!'"	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
2221	He’s such a good boy! Victory shall be ours!	1.1429	0.03689	105	91	13	1
2222	We need more treats!!	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
2223	Move it! We'll never have a better chance if getting rid of these MRE's!"	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
2224	I said PALEO, not pink and yellow!	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
2225	Go find Clifford	1.1429	0.04370	105	94	7	4
2226	No more giant biscuits unless someone brought the giant pooper scooper!	1.1429	0.04370	105	94	7	4
2227	Bone Up, guys!	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
2228	Everyone up on the wall. He craves attention.	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
2229	He wants a dozen ribeye steaks before he will open the gates.	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
2230	Hey! Get more yellow ones!"	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
2231	He said they taste “rough.”	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
2232	C’mon guys. He says he wants more chicken flavour.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
2233	He only wants the banana flavored ones!!!	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
2234	The neighbors didn’t like him pooping in their yard!!	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
2235	She's got a whole litter in there!	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
2236	Hold it, he does'nt like yellow bones	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
2237	It’s no good boys. Bring on the rolling old men.	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
2238	Forget the trojan horse, keep bringing dog biscuits!	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
2239	Send the messenger! It's time for the cats to scale the back wall!	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
2240	Fall back. We may have to wait for afternoon walkies!”	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
2241	I said blue you idiots!	1.1429	0.05121	84	76	4	4
2242	Stop! He's a bad dog--he ate Santa!	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
2243	You there -- with the pink. The hell are you doing?	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
2244	I don’t like the look of this. Do we still have the Trojan Horse in storage?	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
2245	NOT the meat-flavored one!	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2246	Ah! The Duke of Doggie doth request a dollop of moat quaff to sate his biscuity thirst!	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
2247	One more and he'll calm down for sure	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
2248	Bone Brigade Coming!	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
2249	We just call it "Game of Bones"	1.1429	0.04835	91	82	5	4
2250	Retreat, he knows why we're here!	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2251	Hold your fire, men. Mikey likes it.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2252	The brown bones !	1.1429	0.03689	105	91	13	1
2253	Terry,I said it likes the yellow ones - YELLOW! It won't be suchagoodboy forever!	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
2254	It was a bit over-the-top for a kindergarten birthday party…	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
2255	Don't run for your lives...he will think we are playing fetch	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
2256	It's my turn to take Sparky for a rampage.	1.1416	0.03526	113	98	14	1
2257	Quick, someone get the leash for the W-A-L-K, we’re losing him!	1.1416	0.03526	113	98	14	1
2258	Tis nothing to fear my men! For the owner hath not donned the “beware of dog” sign out front!	1.1415	0.03656	106	92	13	1
2259	He is! He is! He’s a very good boy, isn’t he?	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
2260	This explains why they requested doggy treats for tribute.	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
2261	No more bones! It's not working! No more bones!	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
2262	Now where is that really big frisbee?	1.1414	0.04310	99	88	8	3
2263	Does anyone have a poop bag?	1.1414	0.04310	99	88	8	3
2264	His tail stopped wagging! We've gotta pick up the pace...	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
2265	Boys, which treat comes with the sleeping dose?	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
2266	The Trojan Rawr	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
2267	Now, load the kibble cannon!	1.1413	0.04528	92	82	7	3
2268	Quick, bring-up the one laced with Benadryl.	1.1413	0.04784	92	83	5	4
2269	Turns out his life is quite conditional	1.1413	0.04528	92	82	7	3
2270	Only two more castles and I’ll be a three-dog knight.	1.1413	0.04528	92	82	7	3
2271	Quick before he just steps over the wall.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2272	He says keep it coming or he's going to take a shit that will wipe out all intelligent life as we know it.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2273	He only like plain Milkbones. Get those other flavors out of here!	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2274	Hopefully we can get it to play dead.	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
2275	Taste test is over. He's good with salted caramel.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2276	I'm starting to think that appeasing him with treats our size is not a good idea.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2277	He says the pink ones will stunt his growth.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2278	It's not so ruff; at least we don't have to pick up after him like those poor saps at the other fortress attending to that big red dog.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2279	Knick-Knack, Paddy-Whack, give a dog a bone before the old man comes rolling home!	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2280	Top Dog! And still you beg for treats…	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
2281	He wants to know if you have anything vegan?	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
2282	Prepayre the trebuchet!! 'Tis a Marm'O'duykke!!	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
2283	Fetch the trebuchet!	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
2284	Their defenses are showing dogged determination.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
2285	Yo this dog big af” “Dayum, fr	1.1412	0.05063	85	77	4	4
2286	This hood makes me look like a sausage!	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
2287	He's a Labrador, Keep the treats coming!	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
2288	Looks like we need more bricks.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
2289	Wait, he’s slowing down. Get the squeaky toy!	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
2290	Fetch more! Fido’s getting restless!	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
2291	Throw the dog a colorful bone.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2292	If we only had something to deliver Amazon’s.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2293	Calming colors only.	1.1410	0.05072	78	70	5	3
2294	You idiots. Where's the trebuchet?	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2295	We need more treats, he’s been a good boy!	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
2296	Watch your fingers when you give it to him!	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
2297	Turns out, size actually doesn’t matter.	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
2298	Oh my gosh, a giant dog, for our giant dog bones!	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
2299	He destroyed our peace offering... He wants war!	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
2300	Shoot me the milk bones, he's just a puppy!	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
2301	Just humor him till he stops competing with that cat.	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
2302	He likes the chicken flavor! Send up another one!	1.1402	0.04292	107	96	7	4
2303	He wants his squeaky kitty and he wants it now!	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
2304	Bad teeth, soak those in the moat.	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
2305	We're gonna need a bigger dog biscuit!	1.1400	0.04499	100	90	6	4
2306	Hey, Exeter! Do you still have those French tennis balls?	1.1400	0.04269	100	89	8	3
2307	Oh No! He wants me to eat a yellow one too!	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
2308	Just a few more and we’re in!	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
2309	Oh my god!" He suspects the real reason we call these dog bones	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
2310	Satisfy him and we shall win!!	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
2311	Hurry up, lads! This puppy isn’t going to floss itself.	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
2312	All we have to do is keep throwing him a bone.	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
2313	Quick! The dastardly fiends let the dog out.	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
2314	Halt, he said he feels like an imposter who does not deserve all these rewards	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2315	Idiots. The order was for a sneak attack!	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
2316	Uh oh, he’s got that look that says it’s time for a walk!	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
2317	Did anyone bring an industrial-size poop bag?	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
2318	Oh God, there's a Labradoodle in there too!	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
2319	Saddle the horses! We're going to need to make another trip to Costco.	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
2320	He says he wants real bones next time, not cartoon bones!	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
2321	It can see color!	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
2322	He likes it, so let me feed him, and you go around and capture the castle.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2323	We should’ve gone with peanut butter!	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
2324	He bites!	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
2325	Honestly, the bite looks worse than the bark!	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2326	Leave it! Good boy…	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2327	' Keep it going guys! We won't be able to keep him in the dog house for long! '	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
2328	Hey, throw me a bone here guys!	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2329	It's not a guard dog -- it's a Chow Chow!	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2330	Change of plans…he doesn’t like cinnamon.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
2331	He just ate Murphy! Get me a giant pair of tongs!	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
2332	She's growling, '...only that pink one...'	1.1395	0.05007	86	78	4	4
2333	The tail is wagging! The wall will be down before you can say 'good boy!'	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
2334	He told me to fetch, or else!	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2335	Tim, it's neither a rifle nor a telescope and, by gum, Steve, lift with your legs!	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2336	Get rid of the real bones - he's vegan.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
2337	He says he’s ready to sign the treaty.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2338	The bigger the dog, the bigger the bone.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
2339	Oh no,he likes the yellow ones too!	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
2340	Their defences are too strong! These weapons are useless!	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
2341	We need to pull out the big scones.	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
2342	He is sitting and staying, a few more and we may be able to get him to play dead!	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
2343	HE'S DRY!!...LOAD UP THE GRAVY VAT LAUNCHER!	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
2344	You fell for that dog?	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
2345	We don't want him warning the others!	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
2346	Nick, Zach, Patty, Jack! Give the dog a bone!	1.1389	0.03826	108	95	11	2
2347	Ok, He said he’ll let us storm the gates if we throw a cannon-ball for him	1.1386	0.04229	101	90	8	3
2348	Toss Me a Bone!	1.1386	0.04229	101	90	8	3
2349	Not those ones! He bit Ulrich’s head off when it wasn’t orange.	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
2350	Hurry up with those biscuits so that he won't bark or eat us.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
2351	Comrades, the beast shan't stayeth a good boy forever!	1.1386	0.04229	101	90	8	3
2352	It looks hungry - run away, run away!	1.1386	0.04229	101	90	8	3
2353	A bone for the big doggy.	1.1386	0.04229	101	90	8	3
2354	THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2355	STOP! He’ll jump out if you throw them up.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2356	No more bones, this bread is vegetarian and he is now very annoyed	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2357	It's o.k. He knows he's a good boy!	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2358	He's wagging his tail - make ready the chew toy!	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2359	Gulliver’s puppy likes the yellow!	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
2360	It's just until Gulliver gets back.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2361	Superszize them ... and fast!	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2362	He says he’d like a real chicken … and a belly rub.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
2363	It's working! Bring on the Trojan Cat!	1.1379	0.04674	87	78	6	3
2364	Who forgot the coffee	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2365	Anything to keep him from marking his territory!	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2366	This isn't working...we should have brought the giant tennis ball!	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2367	Send in the peanut butter!	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2368	Anyone bring a poop scoop bag?	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2369	OK. Now the one with the rohypnol.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2370	Courage, men! At least he's not hurling cows and ducks at us!	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2371	Well, I don't think he looks like a good boy.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2372	Quickly! More treats! more treats!	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
2373	No! The red one, the RED one!	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2374	Hold on… kibbles and bits.	1.1379	0.04674	87	78	6	3
2375	Better make them bigger, and all yellow	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2376	There’s a special package waiting for one of you over this wall. Bring a shovel.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2377	This isn’t working go back and get a bunch of tennis balls!”	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
2378	They are bad to the bone	1.1379	0.03652	116	102	12	2
2379	Piece of bone to convince they all need me	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
2380	He says your taxes have been increased by five dogbones each.	1.1376	0.03793	109	96	11	2
2381	Quick,before he has a meltdown!	1.1376	0.03793	109	96	11	2
2382	Distracting him with a bone isn't working - bring up the cat!	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
2383	Back-up! Bone-shaped stone is not a weapon	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
2384	Get up here fast, while he's still looking at the biscuits and not us!	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
2385	Here's the pitch: Clifford the Big, Red Dog vs. Monty Python's Flying Circus!	1.1375	0.04950	80	72	5	3
2386	There is a large dog up here! How fortuitous that we came with large milkbones.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
2387	All right! It’s Milk Bone Offensive! Yellow good! Drop the fricking magenta Percy!	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
2388	I think our intelligence was wrong. He is a good boy.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
2389	Hey Sparky, I think they're handing out the next round of stimulus checks!	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
2390	Courage men! It looks like he's still hungry!	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
2391	He says he wants chew toys!	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
2392	It’s not an African Swallow!	1.1373	0.04629	102	93	4	5
2393	Yes,this is Clifford the big red dog.	1.1373	0.04189	102	91	8	3
2394	Wait till you see his best friend!	1.1373	0.04189	102	91	8	3
2395	He says he now wants his squeaky toy.	1.1371	0.03499	124	109	13	2
2396	Okay, now bring up the grappling hooks, siege towers, and jumbo squeaky toy.	1.1370	0.04497	73	64	8	1
2397	Give him the one with the Vitamin A	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2398	It's working--throw the next one!	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2399	Once more into the pooch, dear friends!	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2400	Have you guys noticed how stupid these caption contest cartoons have become? What's that? Oh, yeah, toss up another... it's working. But these contest cartoons... wow! What a joke!	1.1368	0.04875	95	87	3	5
2401	Alright now one of you grab the cannonball we lost.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2402	Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!	1.1368	0.04391	95	85	7	3
2403	We’ve breached the kennel walls, now the king demands a treat-y!	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
2404	I don’t think we’ve brought enough treats	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
2405	He likes the CBD ones, but now he wants pizza.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2406	Keep 'em coming; the cat brigade is on the way!	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2407	Forget it guys, he doesn't want to ruin his dinner.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
2408	Send in the gluten-free!!!	1.1368	0.04639	95	86	5	4
2409	I'm going in while we still have the bone advantage.	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
2410	Quick. He only likes the red ones.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
2411	Those inflatables won’t protect you!” Eflor Rolfe, London U.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2412	Not another bone! Launch the ball.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2413	Take those away! He only likes the orange ones!	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2414	Nine more bones before this old man stops rolling home.	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
2415	I think I just figured out why the moat smells so foul.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
2416	Just as I suspected, we're going to need more biscuits.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
2417	HE WANTS KETCHUP	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
2418	Dog biscuits aren't working! Find some bully sticks!	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
2419	Enough with the Dog Biscuits, now he wants a REALLY BIGMac!	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
2420	The Royal Courtyard needs large cleanup satchels.	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
2421	Hey, we should start eating these!	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
2422	He is indeed a good boy, sire!	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
2423	Yes, I mean RIGHT NOW!	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
2424	He doesn't like the chicken flavor! Give me the fish one!	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2425	Not treats! Trebuchets!	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
2426	OK. Sneak around the back while I've got him distracted.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
2427	The beast must be fed. Onward	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
2428	We need to rethink our weapons doctrine!	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
2429	We may need the dogapult!	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
2430	His bite is worst than his chew.	1.1354	0.04593	96	87	5	4
2431	Quick! Give me the green one and then run like hell!	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
2432	He doesn’t want to start a fight! He says he just wanted a bone to pick!	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
2433	Hurry hurry.. More yellow!!	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
2434	Quick! Get some Alpo!	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
2435	Make no bones about it, he's gluten free!	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
2436	He wants the pink one next.	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
2437	Quick! The green one!	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
2438	Throw the dog a bone!	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
2439	No one gets a coffee break today!	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
2440	Knick knack, paddy whack...	1.1351	0.05207	74	67	4	3
2441	Keep the doggie biscuits coming lest he unleash his fearsome breath!	1.1351	0.03502	111	97	13	1
2442	He said he just wants more grey ones!	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
2443	Turn back, men! We're running out of positive reinforcements!	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
2444	Eureka - I’ve proved it! Giant dogs aren’t color-blind!	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
2445	Hold up on the treats, he has to go for a walk.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2446	Hurry! Throw me the bone of contention!	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2447	Nope, nope. Take those back, he's being a bad dog.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2448	Hurry up, he's extra hungry and getting bigger every minute!!	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2449	We are going to need a few more.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2450	Enough with the yellow--he wants a purple one now.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2451	Hurry thoust up! Before its hunger’s eyes fall on me! Or thee!	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2452	More peanut butter! ASAP!	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2453	OK!" If this doesn't work we'll just have to try real bones	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
2454	I told you we just need to slip the guard a LITTLE bribe.	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
2455	This dog's bite is MUCH bigger than its bark. Treats won't do it !	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
2456	Bones , more bones . His kingdom for the bones .	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2457	He said, "I'll have two more of the yellow ones".	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2458	Fetch th' tennys ball!	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
2459	Prepare thee to Catapult the Roast Oxen.	1.1348	0.04573	89	80	6	3
2460	Pharaoh Phydo confused by slave outfits!	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2461	Retreat, retreat, he's gonna barf!	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
2462	The gender dog has chosen yellow!	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
2463	OK we threw the dog a bone, now what's step two?	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
2464	Quick! We're going to need some toilet water!	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
2465	He's a good dog as long as we don't run out of treats.	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
2466	Make it snappy, or he’s comin’ over the wall!!!	1.1343	0.04197	67	58	9	0
2467	More bones! He's already taken five bites out of the brick!	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
2468	Try the blue pill!	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
2469	Hoist those biscuits you lay-abouts! Do you think Gulliver'll tread lightly if his dog's not been fed?	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
2470	Some of you need to distract the dragon on the tower!	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
2471	Don't think you can butter my boss up that easily.	1.1341	0.04835	82	74	5	3
2472	It doesn't work: He still doesn't let us in!	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
2473	Go green...go green !	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
2474	Go to Plan B! He’s eaten Aethelred!	1.1341	0.04835	82	74	5	3
2475	When they said this castle had gone to the dogs...	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
2476	Careful! One false move and he'll lick you to death.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
2477	He’s a good boy. He just ended feudalism.	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
2478	Men! What's with the variety? The hound is color blind!	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
2479	Feed him the chocolate, I heard it makes them sick!	1.1340	0.04305	97	87	7	3
2480	So glad we didn't use the catapult!	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
2481	He says he is a dog not a god.	1.1339	0.03697	112	99	11	2
2482	Keep 'em coming! I think we're wearing him down!	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
2483	So this is the Boxer Rebellion …	1.1333	0.05141	75	68	4	3
2484	This isn’t working…get the catapult.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2485	Keep those bones coming for Top Dog.	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
2486	Paint the prisoner green!	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
2487	Hurry, we can't let this puppy go beyond this "Beyond Meat" biscuit.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2488	He only likes the bacon flavered ones.	1.1333	0.04525	90	81	6	3
2489	Back off, this is my section!	1.1333	0.04525	90	81	6	3
2490	He's changed his mind. He says he's no longer a vegan.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2491	I specifically told you,no artificial food colors!	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2492	Hurry before he eats me..	1.1333	0.04793	90	82	4	4
2493	He says ‘more bones or I eat the soft ones!”	1.1333	0.03952	75	65	10	0
2494	Nick, Nack, Patty, Wack, give a dog a bone!	1.1333	0.03844	105	93	10	2
2495	His bark is worse than his fight!	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
2496	We screwed up. He started salivating without my having a bone.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2497	No, no. He’s had plenty of treats. Bring him a really big bowl of water.	1.1333	0.04525	90	81	6	3
2498	Hurry up with those, I think we've found their leader!!	1.1333	0.03598	105	92	12	1
2499	Where's the nearest Costco?	1.1333	0.03333	105	91	14	0
2500	Never mind the damned Knick Knack! Just hand be another bone!	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2501	I told you to bring the chocolate ones!!!	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
2502	He's almost full, but he wants a green one next!	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
2503	I think its time to try the Trojan Dalmatian	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2504	What's that new trick you mentioned?	1.1327	0.03444	98	85	13	0
2505	Quick, throw those as far as you can away from the castle.	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
2506	This isn't the Ark Of The Covenant, it's the Bark of The Covenant!	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2507	You guys can believe 'Dog' is just 'God' spelled backward if you want to, but as for me, I'm outta here!	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2508	He's sitting! Do we have enough biscuits to get him to play dead	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2509	He says he's thirsty	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2510	Forget it! He only likes the chocolate-flavored ones!	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
2511	Quick! Drop the shields and run!	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2512	Knick knack, paddy whack, give this dog another bone	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2513	Lance, I see you quiet quitting.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2514	It's big, but it's not Trojan.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2515	Go back! Get the Breath Mints!	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2516	Would someone throw me a freaking bone here?	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2517	Nick! Knack! Paddywhack! Another bone!	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
2518	When he said “Bargain” I didn’t know he meant this!	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2519	He won’t beg.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
2520	Guys, you’re not going to believe it, but these new swords are finally about to pay off.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2521	It works! I told you they would help his breath.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
2522	Beef. He likes the beef flavor. Forget the vegetables, but pass me the fruit flavor.	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
2523	It's not working. What are the chances one of you guys could catch a squirrel?	1.1321	0.04038	106	95	8	3
2524	He wants belly rubs! Quickly! Get up here quickly!	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
2525	OK, who forgot the poo bags?"	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2526	No! Not the veggie flavor!	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2527	He's ready to challenge Sir Clifford the Big and Red!	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
2528	It's all okay! He's a good doggy, a very good doggy.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2529	Quick ! Get his leash	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2530	More cheese-flavored!	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
2531	Verily, Cedric! Yon turds are the measure of two fulsome heifers! Hie thee to his Lordship and implore him as to the urgent wisdom ye low-cal fodder!	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
2532	Wait - sometimes a good boy only wants one....	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2533	What do you mean he only likes the yellow ones? He’s colorblind.	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2534	Don't give the dog any more bones!	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
2535	Forget the doggie bones, we're going to need a bigger collar	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
2536	Great, but we need a new trick.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2537	The lemon bone is too tart, throw me the mint or the cherry.	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
2538	He's color-blind but one of you still has to walk him after this.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2539	‘Play dead’ didn’t work!	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
2540	Keep 'em coming. He's a good dog.	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
2541	GIVE THE DOG A BONE.	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
2542	Drop your milk bones men! This good boy need not be slain!	1.1316	0.04717	76	68	6	2
2543	Not working either! Roll in the Trojan Horse instead!	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
2544	Looks like we won't be needing that catapult after all.	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
2545	Not those bones. He's grain free!	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
2546	The weekly New Yorker cartoon caption contest has never been a bigger dog!	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
2547	You should see its paws -- this is going to be a big dog!	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
2548	Only the yellow ones!	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
2549	It’s time! Launch the bully sticks!!	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2550	Storm the drawbridge before he gets the zoomies.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2551	Did anyone bring him some water?	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2552	Hey, Nick, Nack and Paddy, and you too,Wack. Let's give a dog a bone.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2553	Nick, Nack and Paddywack, it's your turn! This old man's gotta roll on home.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2554	Hurry, his stomach is growling.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2555	He's a good boy. HE'S A VERY GOOD BOY!	1.1310	0.04724	84	76	5	3
2556	He's really mad! He somehow figured out that the bones contain artificial colours!	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2557	Quick, hand me one that can improve his doggy breath.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2558	OMG, those aren't battering rams!	1.1310	0.05019	84	77	3	4
2559	Drop them. Get the big bag.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2560	I told you it was a bona fide plan	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2561	More Biscuits! It's a bone-a-fide Canine monster!	1.1310	0.04724	84	76	5	3
2562	Y’all this ain’t it	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
2563	I need another biscuit! Stat!!	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
2564	Now pass me a liver treat for the defender.	1.1308	0.03275	107	93	14	0
2565	Canis vult!	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2566	Back to Birdwell Island you go.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2567	I’m not sure, and he’s not sure - he’s chewing on it.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
2568	No more treats. Bring the fetch toy!	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
2569	He’s a good boy! Keep the treats coming.	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
2570	Apparently we lost a lot of men for nothing.	1.1304	0.03154	115	100	15	0
2571	Quick before his mom comes!	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2572	He's holding out for more orange!	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
2573	Whose bright idea was it to hire pedigree for our artillery	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
2574	It's always the ssame - if you give a dog a bone he wants another	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
2575	I’m dog we trust.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
2576	He needs more positive reinforcement!	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
2577	Am I gluten free!?	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
2578	HE WONT SIGN THE TREATIES	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
2579	MORE!! I need MORE Biscuits NOW!!	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
2580	Bring more of the cheddar ones!	1.1304	0.05020	69	62	5	2
2581	He prefers the purple ones!	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
2582	Go back! Hurry! He only wants Snausages.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
2583	No more treats! It'll just encourage bad behavior.	1.1300	0.04181	100	90	7	3
2584	Guys! He likes the chicken flavored biscuits. Throw him all you got.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
2585	It’s OK, you can back off, he’s definitely a ‘Good Boy’.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
2586	Hand me the crunchy one.	1.1300	0.04181	100	90	7	3
2587	Tell King Gulliver the Brobdognagian Fortress is impenetrable!	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
2588	Is that aiI we have	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
2589	We’re good. All he’s gonna do is watch!	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
2590	Over the parapet and into the Bonaparte!	1.1296	0.03742	108	96	10	2
2591	It’s no good! He wants a human smeared with gravy!	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2592	Quick, keep them coming I think he is about ready to speak.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2593	Are they gluten-free? They have to be gluten-free!	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2594	Even if we distract him the dog breath will be fatal.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2595	We've breached the wall! More treats!	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2596	Hold the bone!!!!!!	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2597	Clifford is greatful for the tribute. All will be protected.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2598	Get the catapult. He’s ready to play fetch.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2599	Stand down with those ! He only likes Pumpkin Spice!	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
2600	I need ‘The Blues!’	1.1294	0.04671	85	77	5	3
2601	Not the young puppy snacks, get the ones formulated for the middle ages.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
2602	Run! He's lifting his hind leg!	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2603	If you want to live, get those other five boxes up here on the double!	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
2604	You fools, I said Abby, not dog show.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
2605	Quick, hand me the new candy-colored ones!	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
2606	No more beef flavored ones he only likes the chicken flavored ones.	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
2607	The old man rolled straight past his home.	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
2608	Christmas, The Year 2345.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2609	Tell him it's an English biscuit, Saxon flavored.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2610	Quickly, men! The beast is being a very good boy!	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
2611	I think he's food-motivated!	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
2612	He’s in a calm-submissive state! Reward! Reward!	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
2613	Bone appetit - they're willing to give up Clifford's hiding place for just five more!	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
2614	Wait, are these gluten free? Because if not....oh boy.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
2615	Trojan Bone is a no go!	1.1287	0.03349	101	88	13	0
2616	Captain, we need more treats!	1.1287	0.03349	101	88	13	0
2617	That was my bone! It was made for me!	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
2618	Should we try the giant wooden cat instead?	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
2619	Roll out the poop catapult!	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
2620	It's no good! He knows they're Impossible Biscuits.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
2621	If we run out of treats, we're in big trouble.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2622	Let's smack him with the wet stuff.	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
2623	I think you misheard me. I said RE-treat.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2624	Deploy the spray bottle!	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2625	Which one of you told him he wasn't a good boy?	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
2626	Toss me another edible, they're working like a charm.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2627	All together now: Knick knack, paddy wack	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
2628	Never mind those. Go get Rapunzel. Apparently, he's something called a rescue dog?	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
2629	Halt positive reinforcements! Repeat, Halt positive reinforcements!!	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
2630	Inform the King that the treat negotiations are going well!	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2631	Increase the dose!	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2632	He wants all the biscuits and a belly rub.	1.1279	0.04619	86	78	5	3
2633	You were right Abe, she is gluten free!	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
2634	Red biscuits only!	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
2635	I said NO growth hormones!!!	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
2636	No more! This one's bite is worse than his bark!	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2637	Hurry he doesn’t know his own strength	1.1279	0.04619	86	78	5	3
2638	Bones, he'll fall	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
2639	He’s a good boy!	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
2640	Goddamit. I said the one's WITHOUT fibre.	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
2641	I told him I already had one; he wants more!	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
2642	Medieval Gender Reveal: "More yellow! It must twins!!"	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
2643	We’ve got enough milkbones! Where’s Mr. Scruffleface?	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
2644	It's not working -- quick, wheel in the first rubber chew toy!	1.1277	0.04340	94	85	6	3
2645	He wants a peanut butter treat right now!	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
2646	Quick! Load the cannon with tennis balls!	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
2647	I hate when I draw the short bone!	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
2648	We weren't prepared for THIS good of a boy!	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
2649	Quick, someone gram this!	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
2650	Quick! Dig a moat!! He's starting to drool!!!	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
2651	No good. Let’s try a fake horse with men inside it.	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
2652	If we ever do get past him, we'll need some big bags to clean this place up.	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
2653	C'mon men! Only 40 or 50 more oxycobones and he'll be asleep!	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
2654	Arthur! That pooper scooper won't be big enough!	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
2655	Keep them coming! Send for reinforcements! This won't hold him for long!	1.1275	0.04103	102	92	7	3
2656	Break them in half! He's a big dog, but not particularly a good dog.	1.1275	0.04103	102	92	7	3
2657	Oh oh, I think he's about to get the zoomies!	1.1275	0.04333	102	93	5	4
2658	Ralph, put on the squirrel costume and run away so we can finally get past Fido here.	1.1275	0.03318	102	89	13	0
2659	We can’t keep this up, bring out the giant bell!	1.1275	0.03859	102	91	9	2
2660	Appease the hound	1.1275	0.03859	102	91	9	2
2661	Indeed all bite no bark! All balls to the wall!	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
2662	Did they give you siege biscuits or sea biscuits??	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
2663	We're gonna need some bigger biscuits.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2664	You guys know what Wagyu is?	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
2665	I can’t get over this!	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2666	He's learned to sit....now is our chance!	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2667	Can you throw me a bone here?	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2668	Forget it guys, he's going to take us for all we've got.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2669	Quick- toss me the cat!	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
2670	Which one of you geniuses suggested that I do my own stunts	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
2671	I taught him to sit keep the yellow ones coming	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
2672	Sacre Bow Wow! Ce n’est pas un Bone Idea!	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
2673	Quick, hand me the ass flavored milkbone!	1.1264	0.04568	87	79	5	3
2674	He doesn’t like the yellow ones!	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
2675	A couple more, and I think I can get him to lay down.	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
2676	For God, Harry, St. George and my dog Murray..	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
2677	Gimme the greenie for his breath or I'll have to surrender.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
2678	Quick!! She thinks I'm her chew toy!!	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
2679	No more beef sticks, he’s getting a taste for blood!	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
2680	He wants to know if we have other treats.	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
2681	This isn’t working. What if we ask it to play dead?	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
2682	For the love of God, get rid of the pink one.	1.1264	0.04568	87	79	5	3
2683	Hurry up! I'm next!	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
2684	Quick, a bully stick!	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
2685	He says, "More orange biscuits and your father smelt of elderberries."	1.1264	0.04568	87	79	5	3
2686	No pink ones. It gives him the runs!	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
2687	Go see if the Natural History Museum is still open. We need a dinosaur!	1.1264	0.04568	87	79	5	3
2688	Yellow - yellow- green - pink is the NIP to get in! Hurry up, mates!	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
2689	He says the yellow ones are terrible!	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
2690	Faster, damnit! He won't be a good boy much longer!	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
2691	This camouflage isn't working. Let's all use one big horse instead.	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
2692	Go back. He likes bones and skinny people.	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
2693	He says no pinks. Show him the green.	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
2694	We're screwed. There's a huge cat right behind him.	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
2695	Quick, another NyQuil bone!	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
2696	From now on, royalty can only own Corgis!	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
2697	He said he’s Irish. Send it up!!!	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
2698	Quick, what's the hand sign for down.	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
2699	They’ve got a Laaadyyy!!!	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
2700	Let Santa know we have a winning recipe	1.1263	0.04296	95	86	6	3
2701	No more chicken. They're making him gassy.	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
2702	He wants the blue ones!	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
2703	Send for more yellows!	1.1263	0.04296	95	86	6	3
2704	« Fetchez la vache! »	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
2705	I said throw me some more milk bones, not square stones!	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
2706	Go back, he eat's these things for lunch.	1.1262	0.03288	103	90	13	0
2707	A few more men, then it's doggie nap time.	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
2708	We're going to need a bigger packet of dog biscuits	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
2709	Best I can tell,he says they all taste the same.	1.1262	0.03288	103	90	13	0
2710	She’s just burying them. Let’s try the giant snausages.	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
2711	He's already stoned. Go kidnap the princess.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
2712	He only seems to be getting hungrier.	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
2713	Hurry up! This dog eats up ammo faster than the Russian army.	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
2714	It looks like we'll have to re-treat"	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
2715	Get your bones moving man!	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
2716	Hold the biscuits; I think we have a mad dog here!	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
2717	Let’s skip the Trojan cat.	1.1250	0.04518	88	80	5	3
2718	She likes the yellow ones.	1.1250	0.03789	104	93	9	2
2719	It’s a normal day in New York, the worst city in the world.	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
2720	He says to keep fetching…	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
2721	Leave the bones- take the cannoli!	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
2722	He says he is thirsty and asks if we can bring him a toilet	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
2723	No more vegan biscuits or he'll eat us all!	1.1250	0.04831	80	73	4	3
2724	No meat or vegetables.... He likes the salmon!	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
2725	Cut them in half, they are too big !	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
2726	Ye be wary of thine ears! His bite be thusly vile!	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
2727	No more dog bones”. He wants a Big Whopper with cheese”	1.1250	0.03393	96	84	12	0
2728	Keep ‘em coming. He hath been a goodly boy.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
2729	Ok, two more and he promised to bark the next time the dragon comes.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
2730	We need to escalate the assault. Bring in the catapult!	1.1250	0.04820	72	65	5	2
2731	Remember: nobody say "fetc—"	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
2732	Quick, more chicken!	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
2733	See? I told you. Big and red.	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
2734	Do we have any for bad breath? How about tarter control?	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
2735	Gimme the pink one now. It has an antihistamine in it."	1.1250	0.04518	88	80	5	3
2736	Hand me my waders - he's not castlebroken."	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
2737	Add Sprinkles!	1.1250	0.04831	80	73	4	3
2738	I've heard of boning up on the enemy, but this...?	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
2739	He loves it! Bring 'm them. On!	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
2740	No, for God's sake. Only Pantone 122!	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
2741	Did anyone bring a poop bag?	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
2742	He wants the pink one. Come on, Gary - it's been six years since they put you on the rack!	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
2743	And remember to say “SIT” first.	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
2744	He wants to know if we have any im blue?	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
2745	He loves the treats but would prefer a really big fire hydrant	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
2746	Take them away! Take them away! Find something else!	1.1250	0.03393	96	84	12	0
2747	Hurry, I don’t want to be eaten next and he looks really hungry!	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
2748	He’s a she, and she already has one!	1.1250	0.03393	96	84	12	0
2749	We need more! We must feed the beast!	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
2750	He's out of control and still hungry -- bring in the giant slippers.	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
2751	We're good to go, guys. A sign says it’s a 'No Poop Zone.'	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
2752	Was it supposed to be “Nice doggy” or “Good doggy”?	1.1238	0.03754	105	94	9	2
2753	Re: treat...he would like another one.	1.1238	0.03230	105	92	13	0
2754	No,No he just wants a walk.	1.1238	0.03754	105	94	9	2
2755	Now do you believe me?!i	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
2756	Somebody call his B.A. sponsor!	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
2757	Who here can get him a pup cup?	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
2758	2023 National Dog Bone Contest..winner gets to take dog home	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
2759	I suggested a horse, but no, it HAD to be a Trojan dog.	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
2760	At least we’re not on back end detail this time!	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
2761	He demands… AAAANOTHER DOGBISQUIT!	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
2762	He trusts us now. Get the cannon for a game of catch.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
2763	BE PATIENT. ALTHOUGH DOING IT DOGGY STYLE IS MORE INVOLVED, THE END RESULT MAKES IT MUCH BETTER.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
2764	Hurry. We need more tranquilizer in the treats!	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
2765	Bring more Tea Biscuits, I repeat Tea Biscuits!	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
2766	Where is Richard with the poop bags?	1.1236	0.04469	89	81	5	3
2767	Let's try dipping them in poison first.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
2768	The other RETREAT, you fools!	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
2769	Okay Nick, you're first! Knack, Paddy, and Whack, be ready!	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
2770	She’s demanding a new whistleblower.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
2771	He says he's sick of chicken, got any other flavors?	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
2772	Careful! He’s got a bone to pick with us.	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
2773	Hurry! He's going to shake!	1.1235	0.04773	81	74	4	3
2774	Quick! Let’s try the pink one!!!	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
2775	Do not say walk!	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2776	No, not re-treat! RETREAT, he is a bad boy!	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
2777	He needs a toothpick.	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
2778	He says you gave him a lemon!	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
2779	Go buy the brownies from those teenagers in the van!	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
2780	He prefers the peanut butter!	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
2781	Okay, time to roll out the squeaky toy!	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
2782	Weird, his name is Dragon.	1.1235	0.04773	81	74	4	3
2783	Back off! No one can be more loyal to our royal than me!	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
2784	What? No! Retreat does not mean bring him another biscuit. Are you even listening Sir Render?	1.1233	0.04756	73	66	5	2
2785	Back off! He has Kennel Cough!	1.1233	0.05141	73	67	3	3
2786	Just throw him a bone in the negotiations and maybe he'll agree to sit and be a good boy.	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
2787	You won’t believe the size of her backyard!	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
2788	A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!	1.1226	0.03471	106	94	11	1
2789	He says, Triscuits, not biscuits!	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
2790	Watch where you step when we get in!	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
2791	A biscuit! A biscuit! My kingdom for another biscuit!	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
2792	Come not between a giant dog and a small bone	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
2793	No! More ORANGE ones.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
2794	It’s time to bring in the troops!	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
2795	Tell Arthur we don't need excalibur for this beast	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
2796	Do we get paid for this?	1.1224	0.04170	98	89	6	3
2797	try the liver flavour!	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
2798	Fetch the ball-ista!	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
2799	Where's the blue raspberry?!	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
2800	No, he doesn't like the doggie treats! Quick! Bring me a giant can of Alpo!	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
2801	Forget the Milkbone’s lads! It time to bring out the big Alpo!!	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
2802	Whose bone-headed plan was this?	1.1222	0.04421	90	82	5	3
2803	Don't worry, it's only a foster!	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1

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