Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
We will not negotiate with terriers. |
1.7835 |
0.01725 |
2217 |
1023 |
651 |
543 |
1 |
Re-treat! |
1.6891 |
0.01331 |
3509 |
1806 |
988 |
715 |
2 |
I have met the enemy, and he’s a good boy! |
1.6692 |
0.01616 |
2252 |
1158 |
681 |
413 |
3 |
Retreat, not re-treat! |
1.6663 |
0.01844 |
1867 |
1008 |
474 |
385 |
4 |
I think we're in for a licking , guys! |
1.6594 |
0.01701 |
1961 |
1004 |
621 |
336 |
5 |
Re-treat! Re-treat! |
1.6587 |
0.01658 |
2063 |
1057 |
653 |
353 |
6 |
The bones only buy us time. Catapult the squirrel. |
1.6429 |
0.01838 |
1826 |
1005 |
468 |
353 |
7 |
Ok he’s sitting. Now what? |
1.6250 |
0.02287 |
1064 |
570 |
323 |
171 |
8 |
Yes, I mean literally throw me a bone. |
1.6172 |
0.02137 |
1246 |
684 |
355 |
207 |
9 |
On the count of three we S. T. O. R. M. the C. A. S. T. L. E. |
1.6161 |
0.01587 |
2373 |
1339 |
606 |
428 |
10 |
If we breach the wall, we will be in deep shit! |
1.6159 |
0.01594 |
2385 |
1356 |
589 |
440 |
11 |
Of course, I’ve asked him to lie down. |
1.6100 |
0.01878 |
1559 |
851 |
465 |
243 |
12 |
Launch the squeaky toy! |
1.5961 |
0.01658 |
1946 |
1072 |
588 |
286 |
13 |
Re-treat everyone! |
1.5952 |
0.01794 |
1702 |
950 |
491 |
261 |
14 |
Launch the frisbee |
1.5941 |
0.01631 |
1993 |
1097 |
608 |
288 |
15 |
He's not going to roll over that easily. |
1.5940 |
0.01481 |
2261 |
1206 |
767 |
288 |
16 |
Enough snacks! Release the giant squirrel! |
1.5888 |
0.01774 |
1739 |
980 |
494 |
265 |
17 |
No one brought a tennis ball? |
1.5855 |
0.01750 |
1732 |
967 |
516 |
249 |
18 |
Deploy the tennis balls!” |
1.5786 |
0.01743 |
1711 |
957 |
518 |
236 |
19 |
Forget the bones, get me a frisbee. |
1.5780 |
0.01707 |
1751 |
972 |
546 |
233 |
20 |
All right guys...on three: Who's a good boy? |
1.5769 |
0.02283 |
1014 |
573 |
297 |
144 |
21 |
It's working. Now after me, "Who's a good boy?" |
1.5763 |
0.01950 |
1357 |
759 |
414 |
184 |
22 |
It's working! Call in the belly-rubbers and the castle will be ours! |
1.5743 |
0.01981 |
1299 |
725 |
402 |
172 |
23 |
Finnegan, get up here and rub his belly. |
1.5674 |
0.01713 |
1729 |
974 |
529 |
226 |
24 |
Stand down, men. As it turns out, he's a very good boy. |
1.5654 |
0.04788 |
237 |
138 |
64 |
35 |
25 |
We're being forced to re-treat. |
1.5638 |
0.01891 |
1426 |
810 |
428 |
188 |
26 |
This isn't working,we'll have to try the Trojan Cat! |
1.5633 |
0.01802 |
1660 |
968 |
449 |
243 |
27 |
Aren't we just rewarding bad behavior? |
1.5631 |
0.01759 |
1673 |
958 |
488 |
227 |
28 |
Now, quick, the one with her medication! |
1.5586 |
0.02249 |
1067 |
627 |
284 |
156 |
29 |
Get ready to launch the tennis ball! |
1.5585 |
0.01791 |
1563 |
889 |
475 |
199 |
30 |
He IS sitting! |
1.5559 |
0.02412 |
957 |
573 |
236 |
148 |
31 |
Okay, plan B—prepare the Frisbee! |
1.5541 |
0.01879 |
1406 |
802 |
429 |
175 |
32 |
Fall back! We’re dressed like his chew toy! |
1.5526 |
0.01844 |
1529 |
892 |
429 |
208 |
33 |
I thought we didn't have a dog in this fight! |
1.5524 |
0.02230 |
1050 |
614 |
292 |
144 |
34 |
We’re also gonna need that big tennis ball. |
1.5482 |
0.01832 |
1474 |
848 |
444 |
182 |
35 |
How badly do we need that cannonball back? |
1.5464 |
0.02181 |
1153 |
696 |
284 |
173 |
36 |
Release the squirrel! |
1.5424 |
0.02056 |
1215 |
717 |
337 |
161 |
37 |
I said "attack", not "a snack'" |
1.5424 |
0.02001 |
1333 |
800 |
343 |
190 |
38 |
This is the last time we deliver to this address! |
1.5390 |
0.02674 |
731 |
437 |
194 |
100 |
39 |
Two more, then bring forth the Squirrel of Troy! |
1.5370 |
0.02062 |
1244 |
750 |
320 |
174 |
40 |
This isn't working. Send over the mailman. |
1.5357 |
0.03354 |
476 |
289 |
119 |
68 |
41 |
I'll know when I'm licked. |
1.5319 |
0.02002 |
1096 |
617 |
375 |
104 |
42 |
He's a service animal, we can't ask him to leave. |
1.5314 |
0.02868 |
621 |
372 |
168 |
81 |
43 |
I have an idea - go get the catapult and a really big stick! |
1.5285 |
0.02269 |
1001 |
605 |
263 |
133 |
44 |
Enough with the biscuits. Release the squirrel! |
1.5264 |
0.02174 |
1062 |
637 |
291 |
134 |
45 |
Biscuit squad fall back, belly rubbers advance! |
1.5262 |
0.02238 |
1070 |
660 |
257 |
153 |
46 |
The fact that you dyed treats three different colors for a colorblind animal really
makes me question the rest of this plan. |
1.5256 |
0.02229 |
1073 |
661 |
260 |
152 |
47 |
Who cares if we're spoiling him. He's not our dog. |
1.5256 |
0.02931 |
626 |
387 |
149 |
90 |
48 |
It's working. Storm the doggie-door! |
1.5249 |
0.02532 |
802 |
487 |
209 |
106 |
49 |
All it took was one. He said he’s on our side now. |
1.5248 |
0.02510 |
785 |
469 |
220 |
96 |
50 |
Enough with the nick-nack patty wack! Throw me a bone already! |
1.5237 |
0.02246 |
1033 |
632 |
261 |
140 |
51 |
Bring the squeeky one. |
1.5235 |
0.02360 |
892 |
535 |
247 |
110 |
52 |
I’ll feed him, but I’m not cleaning up after him! |
1.5203 |
0.02351 |
961 |
596 |
230 |
135 |
53 |
Better get the Cat-apult! |
1.5195 |
0.02301 |
976 |
599 |
247 |
130 |
54 |
Forget the biscuits! Load the tennis ball catapult! |
1.5186 |
0.02248 |
966 |
580 |
271 |
115 |
55 |
Hurry up - his dog breath is worse than his bite. |
1.5168 |
0.02265 |
923 |
549 |
271 |
103 |
56 |
We're gonna need a bigger biscuit. |
1.5061 |
0.02516 |
820 |
515 |
195 |
110 |
57 |
He's not going to rollover! |
1.5049 |
0.02422 |
810 |
492 |
227 |
91 |
58 |
It’s all good – he said he wants to be our best friend! |
1.5043 |
0.02392 |
815 |
492 |
235 |
88 |
59 |
Get back! He's already got a bone. He's looking for a hydrant. |
1.5037 |
0.02526 |
800 |
501 |
195 |
104 |
60 |
Pipe down. He thinks you’re squeaky toys. |
1.5032 |
0.02517 |
791 |
492 |
200 |
99 |
61 |
Ok, now put the tennis ball in the catapult. |
1.4980 |
0.02550 |
753 |
468 |
195 |
90 |
62 |
No, he’s NOT a good boy! |
1.4973 |
0.02511 |
746 |
457 |
207 |
82 |
63 |
"Stand back! He's lifting his leg again." |
1.4965 |
0.03070 |
566 |
365 |
121 |
80 |
64 |
All together now Good Dog |
1.4960 |
0.02461 |
746 |
451 |
220 |
75 |
65 |
Hand me the one with the Xanax! |
1.4959 |
0.02557 |
728 |
449 |
197 |
82 |
66 |
He's almost sedated. Bring in the mailman! |
1.4953 |
0.02500 |
739 |
451 |
210 |
78 |
67 |
Quick! What's French for "Who's a good boy?" |
1.4925 |
0.02661 |
737 |
474 |
163 |
100 |
68 |
Can someone throw me a bone here? |
1.4921 |
0.02556 |
756 |
476 |
188 |
92 |
69 |
I know feeding is a dangerous job, but at least we’re not on cleanup. |
1.4913 |
0.02547 |
690 |
419 |
203 |
68 |
70 |
Re-treat! Re-treat! Re-treat! |
1.4908 |
0.02474 |
764 |
472 |
209 |
83 |
71 |
Pivot to belly rubs! |
1.4892 |
0.02547 |
693 |
423 |
201 |
69 |
72 |
At least he lapped up the moat. |
1.4884 |
0.02596 |
690 |
427 |
189 |
74 |
73 |
Fetch faster.” |
1.4862 |
0.02925 |
654 |
437 |
116 |
101 |
74 |
Bring in Mr. Squeaky! |
1.4861 |
0.02683 |
648 |
403 |
175 |
70 |
75 |
Our treat-y negotiations are working! |
1.4834 |
0.02782 |
631 |
401 |
155 |
75 |
76 |
He'll want to go for a walk and don't forget to bring a big bag. |
1.4814 |
0.02737 |
619 |
387 |
166 |
66 |
77 |
Hold your fire. He’s not rolling over. |
1.4759 |
0.03091 |
622 |
433 |
82 |
107 |
78 |
OMG. He’s not housebroken. |
1.4758 |
0.02713 |
641 |
407 |
163 |
71 |
79 |
Quick! To the doggy door! |
1.4746 |
0.02743 |
611 |
385 |
162 |
64 |
80 |
Hold your fire - it turns out he's a good boy! |
1.4744 |
0.02848 |
586 |
374 |
146 |
66 |
81 |
OK, your turn. First you, Nick, then you, Nack, then you, Patty, then you, Wack. |
1.4690 |
0.03041 |
565 |
377 |
111 |
77 |
82 |
Hey ixnay on the dog bone disguise he just ate Rodney! |
1.4689 |
0.03078 |
546 |
363 |
110 |
73 |
83 |
Hurry! Try the doggie door! |
1.4669 |
0.02882 |
544 |
345 |
144 |
55 |
84 |
We're going to need more positive reinforcements! |
1.4606 |
0.03166 |
508 |
340 |
102 |
66 |
85 |
Ready the string ball. The rear guard is a cat. |
1.4573 |
0.02984 |
503 |
323 |
130 |
50 |
86 |
I fed him so, someone else cleans after him. |
1.4570 |
0.02920 |
512 |
326 |
138 |
48 |
87 |
Forget the bones, everybody into the Trojan cat! |
1.4568 |
0.02987 |
532 |
349 |
123 |
60 |
88 |
And nobody thought to bring a rubber ball? |
1.4547 |
0.03038 |
475 |
304 |
126 |
45 |
89 |
Forget the bones, grab the giant frisby! |
1.4547 |
0.02891 |
519 |
331 |
140 |
48 |
90 |
Who brought the ball? |
1.4510 |
0.03035 |
459 |
292 |
127 |
40 |
91 |
To hell with this — anybody got a tennis ball? |
1.4506 |
0.03108 |
466 |
303 |
116 |
47 |
92 |
Next we'll need a very big stick. |
1.4495 |
0.02845 |
485 |
302 |
148 |
35 |
93 |
I told him they all taste the same, but he insists on blue. |
1.4476 |
0.02939 |
487 |
311 |
134 |
42 |
94 |
Perhaps we should have brought the cat-a-pult? |
1.4470 |
0.03224 |
443 |
292 |
104 |
47 |
95 |
Go back! He’s NOT a good boy! |
1.4459 |
0.03068 |
471 |
307 |
118 |
46 |
96 |
Hold off on the treats, fall back. I said retreat, not re-treat! |
1.4418 |
0.03159 |
455 |
301 |
107 |
47 |
97 |
Knights of the hound table |
1.4411 |
0.03243 |
433 |
287 |
101 |
45 |
98 |
This is the last time we agree to dog-sit. |
1.4410 |
0.03159 |
449 |
296 |
108 |
45 |
99 |
Ready the red squeaky! |
1.4395 |
0.02945 |
471 |
302 |
131 |
38 |
100 |
Get ready to shout, "Who's a good boy?" |
1.4383 |
0.03025 |
470 |
307 |
120 |
43 |
101 |
He wants to know who's a Good Boy! What should I tell him?! |
1.4373 |
0.03320 |
407 |
270 |
96 |
41 |
102 |
He says he has a bone to pick. |
1.4372 |
0.03260 |
398 |
259 |
104 |
35 |
103 |
ReT-R-E-A-T!!!! |
1.4352 |
0.03213 |
432 |
287 |
102 |
43 |
104 |
Men, the milkbones aren't working. Time to break out the Frisbee! |
1.4351 |
0.03195 |
416 |
272 |
107 |
37 |
105 |
I found your slipper. |
1.4350 |
0.03169 |
400 |
257 |
112 |
31 |
106 |
Bring up the giant tennis ball |
1.4329 |
0.03353 |
395 |
263 |
93 |
39 |
107 |
It's working! One more and he'll roll over |
1.4316 |
0.03283 |
380 |
247 |
102 |
31 |
108 |
Send in the belly scratchers! |
1.4314 |
0.03200 |
408 |
267 |
106 |
35 |
109 |
Ready the tennis ball! |
1.4309 |
0.03029 |
434 |
280 |
121 |
33 |
110 |
Bowl of water, bowl of water. |
1.4297 |
0.03258 |
384 |
250 |
103 |
31 |
111 |
Run, he’s just the puppy |
1.4282 |
0.03451 |
397 |
272 |
80 |
45 |
112 |
We need more T- R-E-A-T-S |
1.4271 |
0.03255 |
398 |
263 |
100 |
35 |
113 |
Get the Trojan squirrel! |
1.4242 |
0.03323 |
429 |
296 |
84 |
49 |
114 |
Oh, he’s a good boy. Yes, he is! |
1.4221 |
0.03476 |
353 |
236 |
85 |
32 |
115 |
The treats aren't working, send in the Cat-A-Pult! |
1.4215 |
0.03581 |
363 |
250 |
73 |
40 |
116 |
Prepare to launch the slippers! |
1.4202 |
0.03424 |
357 |
238 |
88 |
31 |
117 |
It's OK, he's friendly! |
1.4188 |
0.03346 |
382 |
257 |
90 |
35 |
118 |
Just be glad they're not our bones.” |
1.4187 |
0.03763 |
406 |
303 |
36 |
67 |
119 |
Good news: he’s wagging his tail. |
1.4169 |
0.03355 |
367 |
245 |
91 |
31 |
120 |
Keep 'em coming. He's bound to want to take a nap soon. |
1.4169 |
0.03377 |
367 |
246 |
89 |
32 |
121 |
Roll out the giant wooden squirrel! |
1.4142 |
0.03556 |
338 |
229 |
78 |
31 |
122 |
This isn't working. Bring up the squirrel! |
1.4103 |
0.03528 |
351 |
241 |
76 |
34 |
123 |
This isn't working. Let's revisit the fake horse idea. |
1.4102 |
0.03633 |
334 |
230 |
71 |
33 |
124 |
He’s not castle broken, so watch your step. |
1.4096 |
0.03598 |
332 |
227 |
74 |
31 |
125 |
Never mind. All he’s guarding are slippers. |
1.4076 |
0.03275 |
368 |
246 |
94 |
28 |
126 |
Drop those and get the squirrel |
1.4067 |
0.03331 |
359 |
241 |
90 |
28 |
127 |
He only likes the ones that taste like chicken! |
1.4061 |
0.03146 |
362 |
236 |
105 |
21 |
128 |
It's working, now get his squeaky toy! |
1.4059 |
0.03358 |
340 |
226 |
90 |
24 |
129 |
‘’Everybody yell, sit!” |
1.4056 |
0.03427 |
355 |
242 |
82 |
31 |
130 |
Okay, I’m going in for the ear scratch. |
1.4046 |
0.03382 |
351 |
237 |
86 |
28 |
131 |
Release the Trojan Squirrel! |
1.4029 |
0.03576 |
350 |
245 |
69 |
36 |
132 |
It’s no use, we’re licked! |
1.4026 |
0.03376 |
313 |
205 |
90 |
18 |
133 |
Quick! Re-treat! |
1.4020 |
0.03167 |
393 |
265 |
98 |
30 |
134 |
He's the puppy! |
1.4007 |
0.03684 |
297 |
202 |
71 |
24 |
135 |
This isn't working. Bring up the giant squirrel. |
1.3994 |
0.03482 |
353 |
245 |
75 |
33 |
136 |
I misunderstood, he only wants a treaty |
1.3994 |
0.03673 |
343 |
244 |
61 |
38 |
137 |
...three, four, five. Hey, weren't there 6 of us when we started? |
1.3988 |
0.03546 |
331 |
228 |
74 |
29 |
138 |
I said RE-treat!!! |
1.3978 |
0.03385 |
367 |
254 |
80 |
33 |
139 |
He’s dyslexic…thinks he’s God! |
1.3961 |
0.03843 |
308 |
219 |
56 |
33 |
140 |
Enough with the biscuits. Get Frisbees quick! |
1.3948 |
0.03722 |
309 |
216 |
64 |
29 |
141 |
A milkbone! My kingdom for a milkbone! |
1.3946 |
0.03722 |
299 |
207 |
66 |
26 |
142 |
Game of Bones |
1.3941 |
0.03823 |
307 |
218 |
57 |
32 |
143 |
We need the heavy artillery! Send in the tennis balls. |
1.3932 |
0.03468 |
323 |
220 |
79 |
24 |
144 |
“I said RE-TREAT you idiots” |
1.3929 |
0.03813 |
308 |
219 |
57 |
32 |
145 |
All clear! He’s a good boy! |
1.3923 |
0.03430 |
339 |
233 |
79 |
27 |
146 |
Forget the biscuits. Get the blonde Cocker Spaniel ! |
1.3923 |
0.03702 |
311 |
218 |
64 |
29 |
147 |
Enough treats! I’m going in to tickle his belly! |
1.3916 |
0.03839 |
286 |
200 |
60 |
26 |
148 |
Yes, more! He’s a VERY good boy! |
1.3913 |
0.03284 |
368 |
253 |
86 |
29 |
149 |
He's agreed to play dead. |
1.3907 |
0.03489 |
279 |
184 |
81 |
14 |
150 |
When did Gulliver get a dog? |
1.3899 |
0.03927 |
277 |
195 |
56 |
26 |
151 |
These vegan biscuits are useless. Run! |
1.3895 |
0.03814 |
285 |
199 |
61 |
25 |
152 |
Bring forth the giant tennis ball |
1.3875 |
0.03511 |
289 |
194 |
78 |
17 |
153 |
No! No! Get the tennis ball! |
1.3856 |
0.03533 |
306 |
210 |
74 |
22 |
154 |
We can’t just keep rewarding him for bad behavior! |
1.3848 |
0.03541 |
330 |
232 |
69 |
29 |
155 |
I need to put one on his nose. |
1.3839 |
0.04173 |
224 |
155 |
52 |
17 |
156 |
He's demanding organic. |
1.3824 |
0.04005 |
272 |
195 |
50 |
27 |
157 |
His demands have escalated - now he wants a squeaky toy! |
1.3816 |
0.03726 |
283 |
197 |
64 |
22 |
158 |
Hurry up with the squeaky toy! |
1.3813 |
0.03988 |
257 |
181 |
54 |
22 |
159 |
He's getting tired of these biscuits. Bring up the wet food!!! |
1.3808 |
0.03591 |
302 |
210 |
69 |
23 |
160 |
Now launch the tennis ball! |
1.3803 |
0.03715 |
284 |
198 |
64 |
22 |
161 |
Throw me a bone! |
1.3794 |
0.04025 |
282 |
206 |
45 |
31 |
162 |
Hand me a breath mint! |
1.3788 |
0.03601 |
293 |
203 |
69 |
21 |
163 |
Be grateful - the other village has a cat. |
1.3784 |
0.04111 |
259 |
187 |
46 |
26 |
164 |
He’s distracted! Use the doggie door! |
1.3782 |
0.03619 |
275 |
188 |
70 |
17 |
165 |
Now then, who’s going to take it for a walk? |
1.3770 |
0.03881 |
244 |
168 |
60 |
16 |
166 |
Okay, I got him to sit and his breath smells great, now what? |
1.3759 |
0.03623 |
290 |
202 |
67 |
21 |
167 |
We're in luck. He's a good boy. |
1.3745 |
0.03828 |
275 |
195 |
57 |
23 |
168 |
One of you go tell the mailman that the front door is now safe! |
1.3745 |
0.04101 |
243 |
173 |
49 |
21 |
169 |
He's friendly! When we go over the wall, be careful where you step! |
1.3732 |
0.03604 |
276 |
190 |
69 |
17 |
170 |
A wooden horse” I said. But,no, it had to be a giant puppy. OK I’ll feed it, but you have to walk it |
1.3724 |
0.03553 |
290 |
201 |
70 |
19 |
171 |
It's ok, he's a good boy! |
1.3719 |
0.03560 |
285 |
197 |
70 |
18 |
172 |
I told you those Trojans had a better idea. |
1.3717 |
0.03665 |
269 |
186 |
66 |
17 |
173 |
No, no, no! Retreat! Not treat! |
1.3707 |
0.03953 |
259 |
185 |
52 |
22 |
174 |
He wants meat! I’m outa here! |
1.3702 |
0.03994 |
262 |
189 |
49 |
24 |
175 |
One more and I think I can get him to play dead! |
1.3679 |
0.03562 |
280 |
194 |
69 |
17 |
176 |
He's distracted! Roll in the Trojan Squirrel! |
1.3671 |
0.04079 |
237 |
169 |
49 |
19 |
177 |
I said retreat, not re-treat! |
1.3669 |
0.03650 |
278 |
195 |
64 |
19 |
178 |
Seriously, we gotta stop with the treats or he's never going to leave the castle! |
1.3668 |
0.03943 |
229 |
159 |
56 |
14 |
179 |
Forget the bones. Get some chew toys! |
1.3653 |
0.03638 |
271 |
189 |
65 |
17 |
180 |
Hurry up before he licks me! |
1.3651 |
0.03985 |
241 |
171 |
52 |
18 |
181 |
I told you if you wanted a dog you’d have to be the ones to take care of it, yet here I am up the ladder every fucking day. |
1.3651 |
0.04253 |
252 |
188 |
36 |
28 |
182 |
Ready the catapult and tennis ball! |
1.3647 |
0.03872 |
255 |
181 |
55 |
19 |
183 |
No! Another chicken flavored! |
1.3636 |
0.04191 |
209 |
147 |
48 |
14 |
184 |
He wants homework! |
1.3625 |
0.04122 |
240 |
174 |
45 |
21 |
185 |
This will only hold him for so long. Prepare thy tummy rubs. |
1.3622 |
0.03997 |
254 |
184 |
48 |
22 |
186 |
Toss me another T-R-E-A-T! |
1.3621 |
0.04134 |
232 |
167 |
46 |
19 |
187 |
He's not rolling over! |
1.3618 |
0.03707 |
246 |
170 |
63 |
13 |
188 |
If this doesn’t work we go in for the belly rub. |
1.3613 |
0.04015 |
238 |
170 |
50 |
18 |
189 |
I got him to sit!! Pass another and we’ll try ‘lie down.' |
1.3611 |
0.03939 |
252 |
181 |
51 |
20 |
190 |
One of you W-A-L-K around back. |
1.3610 |
0.04273 |
241 |
179 |
37 |
25 |
191 |
Guys, that’s not what I meant when I said retreat. |
1.3602 |
0.03992 |
236 |
168 |
51 |
17 |
192 |
Fire the tennis balls! |
1.3596 |
0.04135 |
228 |
164 |
46 |
18 |
193 |
Ok, one of you sneak around to the drawbridge and drop off the mail. |
1.3594 |
0.04047 |
256 |
188 |
44 |
24 |
194 |
Throw me a bone, would ya? |
1.3587 |
0.04102 |
223 |
159 |
48 |
16 |
195 |
He will sit, but he won't roll over." |
1.3581 |
0.03730 |
229 |
157 |
62 |
10 |
196 |
Not that one! That's the bone of contention! |
1.3574 |
0.03855 |
277 |
203 |
49 |
25 |
197 |
Hold the biscuits lads! 'Tis time to let fly the massive frisbee! |
1.3571 |
0.03861 |
266 |
193 |
51 |
22 |
198 |
More bones! He’s a three knight dog! |
1.3569 |
0.03866 |
269 |
196 |
50 |
23 |
199 |
Hurry up! Our defenses are crumbling! |
1.3566 |
0.03829 |
258 |
185 |
54 |
19 |
200 |
Okay, great! Now the one with the pill in it! Quick! |
1.3566 |
0.03981 |
244 |
176 |
49 |
19 |
201 |
Bring them ALL up! He’s a VERY good boy! |
1.3552 |
0.03777 |
259 |
185 |
56 |
18 |
202 |
Plan B! - the 'Trojan Squirrel'! |
1.3550 |
0.04270 |
231 |
171 |
38 |
22 |
203 |
He has threatened to bark in our general direction. |
1.3540 |
0.04152 |
226 |
164 |
44 |
18 |
204 |
I can't remember where we are in the story. Is he very big, or are we very small? |
1.3527 |
0.04010 |
241 |
175 |
47 |
19 |
205 |
Did anyone bring a tennis ball? |
1.3517 |
0.04024 |
236 |
171 |
47 |
18 |
206 |
Ok that’s enough. Nick, Nack, Paddy and Wack you can go. |
1.3514 |
0.04391 |
222 |
166 |
34 |
22 |
207 |
Looks like this castle is defended by a good boy ! |
1.3493 |
0.04112 |
209 |
149 |
47 |
13 |
208 |
Enough! Bring ye olde tennis ball! |
1.3487 |
0.03996 |
238 |
173 |
47 |
18 |
209 |
A few more biscuits and he’ll roll over and play dead! |
1.3484 |
0.03853 |
221 |
155 |
55 |
11 |
210 |
Launch the tennis ball! |
1.3476 |
0.04259 |
210 |
153 |
41 |
16 |
211 |
He likes them! We're in! |
1.3466 |
0.03763 |
251 |
180 |
55 |
16 |
212 |
No,no, bring the stick! |
1.3460 |
0.03773 |
237 |
168 |
56 |
13 |
213 |
Launch the ball, NOW! |
1.3455 |
0.03899 |
246 |
179 |
49 |
18 |
214 |
I think he wants to go out |
1.3450 |
0.04404 |
200 |
147 |
37 |
16 |
215 |
He'll sit but he won't play dead. |
1.3448 |
0.04128 |
203 |
145 |
46 |
12 |
216 |
It's working. Now use the laser pointer to distract the giant cat. |
1.3442 |
0.04078 |
215 |
155 |
46 |
14 |
217 |
They call it the Hundred Years' War, but it feels more like Seven Hundred to me! |
1.3439 |
0.04103 |
221 |
161 |
44 |
16 |
218 |
Ok, now start running and yell, "fetch"! |
1.3436 |
0.04170 |
227 |
168 |
40 |
19 |
219 |
And I thought dragons had bad breath. |
1.3436 |
0.04301 |
195 |
141 |
41 |
13 |
220 |
Try throwing one and say "fetch!" |
1.3430 |
0.04349 |
207 |
153 |
37 |
17 |
221 |
He knows they’re dental bones! Retreat! Retreat! |
1.3429 |
0.03991 |
245 |
181 |
44 |
20 |
222 |
This won't work. Get the Trojan Cat. |
1.3427 |
0.04038 |
248 |
185 |
41 |
22 |
223 |
Quick! Bring my homework! |
1.3422 |
0.04146 |
225 |
166 |
41 |
18 |
224 |
"Enough with the complaints! We could be the crew assigned to 'w-a-l-k' him." |
1.3397 |
0.04366 |
209 |
156 |
35 |
18 |
225 |
I said retreat, not another treat! |
1.3397 |
0.03800 |
262 |
193 |
49 |
20 |
226 |
Now he wants a belly rub! |
1.3391 |
0.04040 |
233 |
172 |
43 |
18 |
227 |
Stop! I said, 'Retreat,' not 'Re-treat.' |
1.3381 |
0.04503 |
210 |
160 |
29 |
21 |
228 |
Come on, guys! Throw me a bone here! |
1.3378 |
0.04179 |
222 |
165 |
39 |
18 |
229 |
He says he wants to meet our leader, outside, in a park, with a ball. |
1.3378 |
0.04139 |
225 |
167 |
40 |
18 |
230 |
'The biscuit worked. Now grab the leash!!!' |
1.3366 |
0.04200 |
205 |
150 |
41 |
14 |
231 |
Bring up the frisbee! |
1.3365 |
0.04006 |
211 |
152 |
47 |
12 |
232 |
Send that green one up here! This breath is killing me. |
1.3364 |
0.04001 |
220 |
160 |
46 |
14 |
233 |
When I said, "Re-treat!!!," this is not what I meant. |
1.3362 |
0.04223 |
229 |
173 |
35 |
21 |
234 |
Can we keep him? |
1.3351 |
0.04885 |
185 |
143 |
22 |
20 |
235 |
Quick! Its mother is coming. |
1.3333 |
0.04362 |
222 |
170 |
30 |
22 |
236 |
Stop! He just keeps getting bigger. |
1.3333 |
0.04131 |
225 |
168 |
39 |
18 |
237 |
Toys! He wants toys! |
1.3333 |
0.04222 |
207 |
153 |
39 |
15 |
238 |
I think he’s ready to show us where he buried the keys! |
1.3333 |
0.04150 |
204 |
149 |
42 |
13 |
239 |
See?! He’s sitting now! Remember: praise and reward, praise and reward! |
1.3333 |
0.04252 |
201 |
148 |
39 |
14 |
240 |
Bad news. He hasn't had his night time walkies. |
1.3319 |
0.03784 |
229 |
165 |
52 |
12 |
241 |
Oy! I said “Retreat!” Not “Re-treat”. |
1.3318 |
0.04030 |
217 |
159 |
44 |
14 |
242 |
Bring on the peanut butter cannon! |
1.3317 |
0.04292 |
202 |
150 |
37 |
15 |
243 |
In unison, please: 'Who's a good boy?' |
1.3316 |
0.04492 |
193 |
145 |
32 |
16 |
244 |
Run! His chew toys look just like us! |
1.3303 |
0.04028 |
221 |
163 |
43 |
15 |
245 |
It’s working – he’s distracted. Send in the squeaky toys! |
1.3302 |
0.04146 |
212 |
157 |
40 |
15 |
246 |
Ok… we’ve distracted him, now one of you go get the baseball! |
1.3299 |
0.04183 |
197 |
144 |
41 |
12 |
247 |
Plan B! Release the giant squirrel! |
1.3297 |
0.04499 |
185 |
138 |
33 |
14 |
248 |
The treats are bad, but the boy is good. |
1.3297 |
0.04276 |
182 |
132 |
40 |
10 |
249 |
Drop the bones and release the Squirrels ! |
1.3289 |
0.04074 |
225 |
168 |
40 |
17 |
250 |
Stand down, he's agreed to a treaty! |
1.3287 |
0.03983 |
216 |
158 |
45 |
13 |
251 |
Yes, the vegan one. |
1.3283 |
0.04286 |
198 |
147 |
37 |
14 |
252 |
He says we all must bow wow down to him! |
1.3260 |
0.04561 |
181 |
136 |
31 |
14 |
253 |
I already told him he’s a good boy!!! |
1.3250 |
0.04366 |
200 |
151 |
33 |
16 |
254 |
Now everyone loudly and in unison: "Who's a good dog?" |
1.3249 |
0.04413 |
197 |
149 |
32 |
16 |
255 |
It doesn't matter; they're color-blind. |
1.3245 |
0.04437 |
188 |
141 |
33 |
14 |
256 |
I vote we let him stay on the couch. |
1.3244 |
0.04162 |
225 |
171 |
35 |
19 |
257 |
Stop firing! He's a good boy. |
1.3234 |
0.04347 |
201 |
152 |
33 |
16 |
258 |
I don't think he is going to surrender. He's not French. |
1.3229 |
0.04430 |
192 |
145 |
32 |
15 |
259 |
Don't worry! He's a good boy! |
1.3224 |
0.03940 |
214 |
157 |
45 |
12 |
260 |
He says he IS sitting! |
1.3224 |
0.04244 |
183 |
134 |
39 |
10 |
261 |
Everybody all together: whose a good boy? |
1.3204 |
0.04811 |
181 |
141 |
22 |
18 |
262 |
He says there's too much saffron in the yellow ones. |
1.3204 |
0.04096 |
206 |
153 |
40 |
13 |
263 |
I've got his attention. Now go and throw the ball. |
1.3200 |
0.04470 |
200 |
154 |
28 |
18 |
264 |
I need the knick knack paddy whack, not another bone! |
1.3198 |
0.04284 |
197 |
148 |
35 |
14 |
265 |
He says," We have it all backwards. He is a dog not a god." |
1.3195 |
0.03953 |
241 |
183 |
39 |
19 |
266 |
It's not working! He still wants Taylor Swift tickets. |
1.3194 |
0.04439 |
191 |
145 |
31 |
15 |
267 |
After this, who's taking him for a run? |
1.3189 |
0.04134 |
185 |
135 |
41 |
9 |
268 |
He's demanding a belly rub. |
1.3189 |
0.04134 |
185 |
135 |
41 |
9 |
269 |
A few more biscuits and he'll be ready for a nap! |
1.3184 |
0.04298 |
179 |
132 |
37 |
10 |
270 |
No, he hasn’t eaten his dinner, yet! |
1.3175 |
0.04073 |
189 |
138 |
42 |
9 |
271 |
He's asking us to re-treat! |
1.3174 |
0.03794 |
230 |
170 |
47 |
13 |
272 |
Who's going to walk him? |
1.3169 |
0.04701 |
183 |
142 |
24 |
17 |
273 |
Nick, Nack, Paddy and Whack, it’s your turn to give the dog a bone! |
1.3168 |
0.04486 |
202 |
157 |
26 |
19 |
274 |
Bring me a rolled-up newspaper! |
1.3167 |
0.04277 |
180 |
133 |
37 |
10 |
275 |
We’re gonna need a bigger baggie |
1.3161 |
0.04338 |
193 |
146 |
33 |
14 |
276 |
Keep it coming or we're never getting that baseball back. |
1.3158 |
0.04385 |
190 |
144 |
32 |
14 |
277 |
The chicken-flavored bones aren't instilling panic and fear. Let's try broccoli. |
1.3155 |
0.04167 |
187 |
138 |
39 |
10 |
278 |
You guys must have misheard me: I said re-treat. |
1.3153 |
0.04185 |
222 |
171 |
32 |
19 |
279 |
Look, just be happy you’re not on cleanup duty. |
1.3153 |
0.04356 |
203 |
156 |
30 |
17 |
280 |
When the King said he loves people food, what did he mean exactly? |
1.3152 |
0.04679 |
184 |
143 |
24 |
17 |
281 |
He’s requesting a doggie bag. |
1.3152 |
0.04533 |
165 |
123 |
32 |
10 |
282 |
It works!! We've silenced the alarm!! |
1.3141 |
0.04302 |
191 |
144 |
34 |
13 |
283 |
So definitely, the seer did not say "Beware of the fog." |
1.3132 |
0.04647 |
182 |
141 |
25 |
16 |
284 |
Quick! Get the Trojan cat! |
1.3121 |
0.04679 |
173 |
133 |
26 |
14 |
285 |
It’s working, boys! This should hold him til Gulliver gets here. |
1.3112 |
0.04156 |
196 |
147 |
37 |
12 |
286 |
The mighty beast demands to know "Who's a good boy?" |
1.3110 |
0.04148 |
209 |
159 |
35 |
15 |
287 |
It's looking a bit "ruff" up here. |
1.3107 |
0.04385 |
177 |
133 |
33 |
11 |
288 |
He's a good boy! I repeat... he's a good boy! |
1.3102 |
0.04550 |
187 |
145 |
26 |
16 |
289 |
Send for the squeaky mouse! |
1.3098 |
0.04198 |
184 |
137 |
37 |
10 |
290 |
let's try a slipper. |
1.3095 |
0.04019 |
210 |
158 |
39 |
13 |
291 |
Prepare the Cat-apluts! |
1.3092 |
0.03941 |
207 |
154 |
42 |
11 |
292 |
Now ! Throw the ball ! |
1.3090 |
0.04577 |
178 |
137 |
27 |
14 |
293 |
Says HE’S the good boy. |
1.3082 |
0.04545 |
159 |
119 |
31 |
9 |
294 |
Now catapult the enormous tennis ball! |
1.3080 |
0.03790 |
224 |
167 |
45 |
12 |
295 |
Bring forth the giant squeaky toy. |
1.3077 |
0.03926 |
182 |
132 |
44 |
6 |
296 |
Summon the tennis ball catapults! |
1.3073 |
0.04081 |
205 |
155 |
37 |
13 |
297 |
Watch out! The blue ones are Viagra. |
1.3068 |
0.04393 |
176 |
133 |
32 |
11 |
298 |
If we run out of bones we'll use the peasants. |
1.3065 |
0.04040 |
199 |
149 |
39 |
11 |
299 |
It's time to launch the kibble. |
1.3065 |
0.03944 |
186 |
136 |
43 |
7 |
300 |
His gums look good! |
1.3056 |
0.04533 |
180 |
139 |
27 |
14 |
301 |
Good dog...., Keep sending them up. ..., Who's a good do?. Yes you are ......
Quick hurry you idiots |
1.3051 |
0.04067 |
177 |
130 |
40 |
7 |
302 |
Now he demands to go for a walk. |
1.3050 |
0.03959 |
200 |
149 |
41 |
10 |
303 |
Sir Knick, Knack, Paddy, Whack, you all know what to do! |
1.3043 |
0.04410 |
161 |
120 |
33 |
8 |
304 |
Hold off! ‘Stay’ seems to work! |
1.3041 |
0.04237 |
171 |
127 |
36 |
8 |
305 |
Retreat! It doesn’t mean give him a treat again! |
1.3037 |
0.04341 |
191 |
147 |
30 |
14 |
306 |
The guard takes bribes. Repeat. The guard takes bribes. |
1.3034 |
0.04276 |
178 |
134 |
34 |
10 |
307 |
Yo , Nick, Paddy, Knack... up here on the double!! |
1.3032 |
0.04876 |
155 |
120 |
23 |
12 |
308 |
It's three knights' dog. |
1.3030 |
0.04419 |
165 |
124 |
32 |
9 |
309 |
Knickknack paddy wack! I said KNICK KNACK PADDY WACK!!!! |
1.3027 |
0.04371 |
185 |
142 |
30 |
13 |
310 |
He wants to know if we have anything grain-free? |
1.3027 |
0.04021 |
185 |
137 |
40 |
8 |
311 |
I'm afraid some will call this appeasement." |
1.3023 |
0.04052 |
172 |
126 |
40 |
6 |
312 |
Hand me the one that's the breath freshener for crying out loud |
1.3021 |
0.04384 |
192 |
149 |
28 |
15 |
313 |
Ok we are going over the top, but watch where you step!! |
1.3018 |
0.04505 |
169 |
129 |
29 |
11 |
314 |
'Keepeth him distracted!' saith the royal neuterer. |
1.3016 |
0.04238 |
189 |
144 |
33 |
12 |
315 |
If you throw a few more, he might not notice the horse. |
1.3010 |
0.03873 |
206 |
154 |
42 |
10 |
316 |
Casualty report: Knickknack and Paddywhack are down! |
1.3006 |
0.04616 |
163 |
125 |
27 |
11 |
317 |
Hurry, he can’t bark while he is chewing! |
1.2994 |
0.04282 |
177 |
134 |
33 |
10 |
318 |
I said a fake, giant horse, not a real, giant dog! |
1.2994 |
0.04455 |
167 |
127 |
30 |
10 |
319 |
Keep 'em coming. I think he's warming to us. |
1.2994 |
0.04119 |
167 |
123 |
38 |
6 |
320 |
He's got 'sit'. Now we work on 'stay' |
1.2989 |
0.04407 |
174 |
133 |
30 |
11 |
321 |
It's okay - he's a lab. |
1.2981 |
0.04479 |
161 |
122 |
30 |
9 |
322 |
I told you a trojan puppy would never work! |
1.2980 |
0.04773 |
151 |
116 |
25 |
10 |
323 |
We're in! And you said a Trojan dog was a bad idea! |
1.2980 |
0.04584 |
151 |
114 |
29 |
8 |
324 |
Get back, we picked a bone with the wrong people! |
1.2975 |
0.04623 |
158 |
121 |
27 |
10 |
325 |
Anyone got a ball? |
1.2970 |
0.03961 |
165 |
120 |
41 |
4 |
326 |
Wait, go back. It's a palindrome - it's a Dog, not a God! |
1.2969 |
0.04180 |
192 |
147 |
33 |
12 |
327 |
He's color blind so just give me the biggest one. |
1.2963 |
0.04224 |
189 |
145 |
32 |
12 |
328 |
You idiots! I asked for the magic bones that make him SMALLER! |
1.2961 |
0.04664 |
179 |
142 |
21 |
16 |
329 |
Release the belly scratcher!!!! |
1.2945 |
0.04432 |
163 |
124 |
30 |
9 |
330 |
WHERE’S THE LEASH? GET THE LEASH! |
1.2944 |
0.04146 |
180 |
136 |
35 |
9 |
331 |
Quickly! Re-treat! Re-treat! |
1.2944 |
0.04221 |
180 |
137 |
33 |
10 |
332 |
He said we must think out of the box. |
1.2941 |
0.04626 |
153 |
117 |
27 |
9 |
333 |
I think the milk-bones worked! |
1.2937 |
0.04637 |
143 |
108 |
28 |
7 |
334 |
Okay, he sat for that one, now I'm trying play dead. |
1.2935 |
0.04042 |
201 |
154 |
35 |
12 |
335 |
OK....plan B. Fetch the squirrel. |
1.2935 |
0.04010 |
184 |
138 |
38 |
8 |
336 |
Bring me the big squeaky toy! |
1.2931 |
0.04391 |
174 |
134 |
29 |
11 |
337 |
Did anyone bring a ball?! |
1.2931 |
0.04078 |
174 |
130 |
37 |
7 |
338 |
Forget the horse-this seems to be working! |
1.2931 |
0.04315 |
174 |
133 |
31 |
10 |
339 |
Now let’s get him to play dead |
1.2931 |
0.03825 |
174 |
127 |
43 |
4 |
340 |
Don’t worry, they never bite the band that feeds them. |
1.2928 |
0.04618 |
181 |
144 |
21 |
16 |
341 |
We're gonna need a bigger moat. |
1.2927 |
0.04656 |
164 |
128 |
24 |
12 |
342 |
Unleash the squeaky toy! |
1.2925 |
0.04651 |
147 |
112 |
27 |
8 |
343 |
We've got the wrong address! |
1.2925 |
0.04651 |
147 |
112 |
27 |
8 |
344 |
We’re going to need a bigger bone |
1.2922 |
0.04600 |
154 |
118 |
27 |
9 |
345 |
Get Water!! His mouth is dry as a bone. |
1.2922 |
0.04869 |
154 |
121 |
21 |
12 |
346 |
Operation ‘Who’s a good boy’ is working!! |
1.2921 |
0.04535 |
178 |
140 |
24 |
14 |
347 |
Keep 'em coming. He says he'll show us the doggy door. |
1.2917 |
0.04251 |
168 |
127 |
33 |
8 |
348 |
Report to the King immediately: "the Devil's Hellhound's tartar buildup is reduced and its breath is as fresh as the morning dew!" |
1.2914 |
0.04660 |
151 |
116 |
26 |
9 |
349 |
No, no! I said r̲e̲treat! |
1.2912 |
0.04393 |
182 |
142 |
27 |
13 |
350 |
Turns out he’s NOT a good boy. |
1.2911 |
0.04861 |
158 |
125 |
20 |
13 |
351 |
Get back. He’s got fleas and they’re huge. |
1.2909 |
0.04631 |
165 |
129 |
24 |
12 |
352 |
I need the biggest plastic bag you can find! |
1.2901 |
0.04078 |
162 |
120 |
37 |
5 |
353 |
Get back; he's not a good boy! |
1.2899 |
0.04472 |
169 |
131 |
27 |
11 |
354 |
Bring up the scooper. |
1.2895 |
0.04257 |
190 |
148 |
29 |
13 |
355 |
Toss me another. He's a good boy. |
1.2892 |
0.04362 |
166 |
127 |
30 |
9 |
356 |
Quick, who’s got the big plastic bag. |
1.2888 |
0.04236 |
187 |
145 |
30 |
12 |
357 |
The Danes won't think he's so great, when he lets us in for a belly rub. |
1.2883 |
0.04664 |
163 |
128 |
23 |
12 |
358 |
Enough with the Milk-Bone, we need Snausages! |
1.2881 |
0.04018 |
177 |
133 |
37 |
7 |
359 |
No no no. I said treaty! |
1.2875 |
0.04468 |
160 |
123 |
28 |
9 |
360 |
Abort! He wants to shake! |
1.2875 |
0.04724 |
160 |
126 |
22 |
12 |
361 |
No more bone treats. Release the squeaky toys! |
1.2874 |
0.04082 |
167 |
125 |
36 |
6 |
362 |
It’s safe. He’s a good boy.” |
1.2874 |
0.04061 |
174 |
131 |
36 |
7 |
363 |
Keep them coming until we can find a big leash. |
1.2874 |
0.04061 |
174 |
131 |
36 |
7 |
364 |
Confirmed that this is indeed a good dog! Please keep them coming! |
1.2874 |
0.04525 |
174 |
137 |
24 |
13 |
365 |
Who wants to walk him? |
1.2866 |
0.04871 |
157 |
125 |
19 |
13 |
366 |
Wrong house! |
1.2865 |
0.04504 |
171 |
134 |
25 |
12 |
367 |
Remember the Alpo! |
1.2857 |
0.04996 |
140 |
110 |
20 |
10 |
368 |
I draw the line at bowwowing to him. |
1.2857 |
0.04317 |
147 |
110 |
32 |
5 |
369 |
Be ready. His loyalty is conditional. |
1.2857 |
0.04193 |
154 |
115 |
34 |
5 |
370 |
Give me a bone with meat on it! HURRY!! |
1.2857 |
0.04193 |
154 |
115 |
34 |
5 |
371 |
He's ready to give us the ball back.. |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
372 |
Stand back
A royal poop is coming!!!!! |
1.2848 |
0.04451 |
165 |
128 |
27 |
10 |
373 |
Good news, we have more biscuits. Bad news, he’s the runt of the litter. |
1.2848 |
0.04124 |
158 |
118 |
35 |
5 |
374 |
No! I said, "retreat!" |
1.2840 |
0.04505 |
162 |
126 |
26 |
10 |
375 |
I have to come down, this dog breath is killing me. |
1.2833 |
0.04115 |
180 |
138 |
33 |
9 |
376 |
Who wants to volunteer the belly rub. |
1.2833 |
0.04335 |
180 |
141 |
27 |
12 |
377 |
I fed him; now one of you has to walk him! |
1.2833 |
0.04406 |
180 |
142 |
25 |
13 |
378 |
I think we can end this war with treaties. |
1.2826 |
0.04598 |
138 |
105 |
27 |
6 |
379 |
He says for another one he'll roll over. |
1.2825 |
0.03838 |
177 |
132 |
40 |
5 |
380 |
Two more bones and then catapult the cat! |
1.2825 |
0.04599 |
177 |
142 |
20 |
15 |
381 |
What does it mean when he offers you his bone? |
1.2822 |
0.04481 |
163 |
127 |
26 |
10 |
382 |
It's worse than we thought! He's a REALLY good boy! |
1.2822 |
0.04396 |
163 |
126 |
28 |
9 |
383 |
Turns out our hunting dog is just a gathering dog. |
1.2819 |
0.04673 |
149 |
116 |
24 |
9 |
384 |
He says he likes the grey ones! |
1.2817 |
0.04620 |
142 |
109 |
26 |
7 |
385 |
Quick! Send up the one that freshens breath! |
1.2810 |
0.04586 |
153 |
119 |
25 |
9 |
386 |
We’ve got him chewing,boys.
Roll in our “Trojan” tennis shoe. |
1.2809 |
0.04505 |
178 |
142 |
22 |
14 |
387 |
He’s lifting his leg! |
1.2809 |
0.04061 |
178 |
136 |
34 |
8 |
388 |
Hey Nick! Knack! Paddy!Whack!
Give this dog a bone! |
1.2805 |
0.04702 |
164 |
131 |
20 |
13 |
389 |
He's actually not a "good boy" after all! |
1.2800 |
0.04646 |
150 |
117 |
24 |
9 |
390 |
I'm not dyslexic; there is a dog! |
1.2800 |
0.04449 |
150 |
115 |
28 |
7 |
391 |
OK, the bones are working! Forget the giant Frisbee! |
1.2798 |
0.04130 |
168 |
128 |
33 |
7 |
392 |
Let’s go boys-it’s crunch time! |
1.2797 |
0.04483 |
143 |
109 |
28 |
6 |
393 |
OK, on three, everyone yell sit! |
1.2795 |
0.04336 |
161 |
124 |
29 |
8 |
394 |
I did tell her and she is sitting! |
1.2792 |
0.04466 |
154 |
119 |
27 |
8 |
395 |
Is this is what the king meant when he said the crusades are about dogma? |
1.2791 |
0.04065 |
172 |
131 |
34 |
7 |
396 |
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Knight-Time |
1.2788 |
0.04263 |
165 |
127 |
30 |
8 |
397 |
I got him to sit! We're in! |
1.2781 |
0.04109 |
169 |
129 |
33 |
7 |
398 |
I wouldn’t send a knight out on a dog like this! |
1.2778 |
0.04654 |
162 |
129 |
21 |
12 |
399 |
This isn't working! Get the cat-a-pult! |
1.2774 |
0.04830 |
137 |
107 |
22 |
8 |
400 |
Stay back! His dog breath is huge too! |
1.2771 |
0.04326 |
166 |
129 |
28 |
9 |
401 |
He seems friendly. And well fed. |
1.2768 |
0.03734 |
177 |
132 |
41 |
4 |
402 |
Come on guys, throw me a bone! |
1.2767 |
0.04453 |
159 |
124 |
26 |
9 |
403 |
Stop hounding me! |
1.2767 |
0.04363 |
159 |
123 |
28 |
8 |
404 |
Next, a volunteer for the belly rub. |
1.2763 |
0.04398 |
152 |
117 |
28 |
7 |
405 |
Quick! Get a rolled-up newspaper! |
1.2762 |
0.04002 |
181 |
139 |
34 |
8 |
406 |
Why are we helping him have strong teeth? |
1.2761 |
0.04665 |
134 |
103 |
25 |
6 |
407 |
I think we found our 'Alpha'".. |
1.2756 |
0.04224 |
156 |
119 |
31 |
6 |
408 |
What's their word for "sit"? |
1.2756 |
0.04125 |
156 |
118 |
33 |
5 |
409 |
With a nic nac paddy whack .. |
1.2750 |
0.04339 |
160 |
124 |
28 |
8 |
410 |
Just four left?!" |
1.2745 |
0.04659 |
153 |
121 |
22 |
10 |
411 |
We’re going to need the whole bag. |
1.2745 |
0.04750 |
153 |
122 |
20 |
11 |
412 |
He says he prefers 'people' food. |
1.2742 |
0.04071 |
186 |
145 |
31 |
10 |
413 |
No worries! It's Clifford! |
1.2742 |
0.05164 |
124 |
98 |
18 |
8 |
414 |
Now run real fast in different directions. |
1.2739 |
0.04483 |
157 |
123 |
25 |
9 |
415 |
Somebody get a plastic bag...a really big plastic bag |
1.2733 |
0.04577 |
161 |
128 |
22 |
11 |
416 |
Stop, he only wants chicken flavor. |
1.2733 |
0.04661 |
161 |
129 |
20 |
12 |
417 |
He's rejected the peace treaty! |
1.2727 |
0.04568 |
143 |
111 |
25 |
7 |
418 |
Watch out! He’s going to roll over! |
1.2722 |
0.04273 |
158 |
122 |
29 |
7 |
419 |
Appeasing the gods? I was certain the memo said appeasing the dogs! |
1.2722 |
0.04178 |
158 |
121 |
31 |
6 |
420 |
Quick! Another biscuit! He’s not a very good boy after all! |
1.2721 |
0.04784 |
147 |
117 |
20 |
10 |
421 |
Throw me a bone here. |
1.2720 |
0.04454 |
125 |
94 |
28 |
3 |
422 |
They’re eating out of our hands. |
1.2715 |
0.04089 |
151 |
114 |
33 |
4 |
423 |
Crunch time! |
1.2715 |
0.04597 |
151 |
119 |
23 |
9 |
424 |
Go get the catapult! And a really big tennis ball! |
1.2713 |
0.05014 |
129 |
102 |
19 |
8 |
425 |
The treats aren't going to do it. Someone get the vacuum cleaner. |
1.2712 |
0.04045 |
177 |
137 |
32 |
8 |
426 |
He's thirsty. Go fetch a lake. |
1.2712 |
0.04201 |
177 |
139 |
28 |
10 |
427 |
Now let's see if he'll go for a walk. |
1.2711 |
0.04307 |
166 |
130 |
27 |
9 |
428 |
Okay, I've got him distracted. Let the cat in the back door. |
1.2706 |
0.04397 |
170 |
135 |
24 |
11 |
429 |
He says he hasn't learned "play dead" yet! |
1.2701 |
0.04088 |
174 |
135 |
31 |
8 |
430 |
Tell the mailman he can drop that package by the moat. |
1.2701 |
0.04457 |
137 |
105 |
27 |
5 |
431 |
He likes the quinoa one! |
1.2701 |
0.04804 |
137 |
108 |
21 |
8 |
432 |
No, no, the EXPLODING dog treats! |
1.2697 |
0.04172 |
152 |
116 |
31 |
5 |
433 |
Quick! The leash! |
1.2695 |
0.04708 |
141 |
111 |
22 |
8 |
434 |
Come on up. He's acting like a dog with a bone! |
1.2695 |
0.04367 |
167 |
132 |
25 |
10 |
435 |
Now fetch the giant head scratcher, we’ve nearly got him. |
1.2690 |
0.04048 |
171 |
132 |
32 |
7 |
436 |
Tennis ball,tennis ball!!! |
1.2690 |
0.04512 |
145 |
113 |
25 |
7 |
437 |
He wants banana flavored. |
1.2688 |
0.04409 |
160 |
126 |
25 |
9 |
438 |
No problem. We're in. It's a Labrador. |
1.2685 |
0.04821 |
149 |
120 |
18 |
11 |
439 |
Now, yell 'walkies!' |
1.2685 |
0.04429 |
149 |
116 |
26 |
7 |
440 |
It's not working! Bring me that giant tennis ball! |
1.2680 |
0.04250 |
153 |
118 |
29 |
6 |
441 |
Every dog must have his day, but this is ridiculous! |
1.2675 |
0.04179 |
157 |
121 |
30 |
6 |
442 |
Follow me, I can see the doggie door... |
1.2675 |
0.03978 |
157 |
119 |
34 |
4 |
443 |
Last one up does the neutering! |
1.2674 |
0.04352 |
172 |
137 |
24 |
11 |
444 |
Quickly now, fetch the squeaky toy! |
1.2674 |
0.04193 |
172 |
135 |
28 |
9 |
445 |
Send up the chlorophyll. His breath is worse than his bite. |
1.2674 |
0.04193 |
172 |
135 |
28 |
9 |
446 |
Whoever said it’s a dog-eat-dog world never climbed the Labrador of Success |
1.2671 |
0.04269 |
146 |
112 |
29 |
5 |
447 |
He's bad to the bone! |
1.2670 |
0.04047 |
176 |
137 |
31 |
8 |
448 |
I think he just needs to go out. |
1.2667 |
0.05257 |
120 |
96 |
16 |
8 |
449 |
We're going to need bigger bones. |
1.2663 |
0.04076 |
184 |
145 |
29 |
10 |
450 |
He can't tell the difference when it's green, yellow or red!! |
1.2662 |
0.04226 |
154 |
119 |
29 |
6 |
451 |
Quick! Get the giant stick! |
1.2662 |
0.04517 |
154 |
122 |
23 |
9 |
452 |
I think it's time for the catapults! |
1.2662 |
0.04517 |
154 |
122 |
23 |
9 |
453 |
Okay, we've got his trust. Signal the troops down by the tree line to release the Giant Cat of Algiers and this guy will be out of here like a shot. The castle will be ours. |
1.2658 |
0.04345 |
158 |
124 |
26 |
8 |
454 |
Throw the ball! |
1.2657 |
0.04857 |
143 |
115 |
18 |
10 |
455 |
Hurry it up, give a dog a bone. |
1.2649 |
0.04477 |
151 |
119 |
24 |
8 |
456 |
Prepare the Scooper! |
1.2647 |
0.04379 |
170 |
136 |
23 |
11 |
457 |
He still refuses to give me his paw! |
1.2647 |
0.04333 |
136 |
104 |
28 |
4 |
458 |
This ladder's too slow, you're going to have to throw the dog a bone! |
1.2645 |
0.04947 |
121 |
95 |
20 |
6 |
459 |
It's the dog that ate our homework! |
1.2645 |
0.04947 |
121 |
95 |
20 |
6 |
460 |
He said no more vegan biscuits! |
1.2642 |
0.04321 |
159 |
125 |
26 |
8 |
461 |
He's not a husky, he's just big-boned! |
1.2636 |
0.05105 |
129 |
104 |
16 |
9 |
462 |
These should be enough to get us unconditional love. |
1.2636 |
0.05223 |
129 |
105 |
14 |
10 |
463 |
Hurry! We need the Holy Tennis Ball, |
1.2635 |
0.04431 |
148 |
116 |
25 |
7 |
464 |
Run for your lives! He's got gas! |
1.2635 |
0.04264 |
167 |
132 |
26 |
9 |
465 |
We'll worry about walking him later. |
1.2632 |
0.04255 |
133 |
101 |
29 |
3 |
466 |
He wants to go for a walk! |
1.2632 |
0.04451 |
152 |
120 |
24 |
8 |
467 |
We need bigger biscuits! |
1.2632 |
0.04041 |
152 |
116 |
32 |
4 |
468 |
Pass me the one with the sedative! |
1.2632 |
0.04451 |
152 |
120 |
24 |
8 |
469 |
Throw me a bone. No, really. THROW ME A BONE! |
1.2628 |
0.04179 |
156 |
121 |
29 |
6 |
470 |
Let’s name him Gulliver. |
1.2628 |
0.04306 |
137 |
105 |
28 |
4 |
471 |
Back off, I smell gas |
1.2628 |
0.04548 |
137 |
107 |
24 |
6 |
472 |
Why is training him always a battle? |
1.2628 |
0.04665 |
137 |
108 |
22 |
7 |
473 |
A leash! A leash! My kingdom for a bloody leash! |
1.2624 |
0.04461 |
141 |
110 |
25 |
6 |
474 |
Aye! We must feed the dogs of war! Let us give it green peace next! |
1.2624 |
0.04574 |
141 |
111 |
23 |
7 |
475 |
The Leash! |
1.2624 |
0.04790 |
141 |
113 |
19 |
9 |
476 |
We're in! |
1.2623 |
0.04911 |
122 |
96 |
20 |
6 |
477 |
It's not working. It's just making his teeth and gums healthier! |
1.2621 |
0.04155 |
145 |
111 |
30 |
4 |
478 |
Now we definitely have a dog in this fight! |
1.2621 |
0.04268 |
145 |
112 |
28 |
5 |
479 |
It's gonna be okay! I asked him if he's a "GOOD BOY!" and he wagged his tail! |
1.2621 |
0.04896 |
145 |
118 |
16 |
11 |
480 |
Get the leash and poo bags ready !!! |
1.2615 |
0.04704 |
130 |
102 |
22 |
6 |
481 |
Somebody throw a ball! |
1.2611 |
0.04348 |
157 |
124 |
25 |
8 |
482 |
Wait! Who brought the plastic bag? |
1.2606 |
0.04290 |
165 |
131 |
25 |
9 |
483 |
Because he’s a good boy and deserves all the treats! |
1.2606 |
0.04545 |
142 |
112 |
23 |
7 |
484 |
This is not going to work. Get the vacuum. |
1.2606 |
0.04965 |
142 |
116 |
15 |
11 |
485 |
Quick! He says he likes the yellow ones better! |
1.2606 |
0.04320 |
142 |
110 |
27 |
5 |
486 |
We're going to need the extra extra large
poop bags! |
1.2604 |
0.04302 |
169 |
135 |
24 |
10 |
487 |
OK that's enough, he's sitting. |
1.2603 |
0.04565 |
146 |
116 |
22 |
8 |
488 |
He trusts me now, bring the frisbee! |
1.2603 |
0.04243 |
146 |
113 |
28 |
5 |
489 |
any gluten free ? |
1.2603 |
0.04565 |
146 |
116 |
22 |
8 |
490 |
He's keto – fall back! |
1.2602 |
0.04737 |
123 |
96 |
22 |
5 |
491 |
No more treats until he learns to sit. |
1.2595 |
0.04229 |
158 |
124 |
27 |
7 |
492 |
He's being a good boy! |
1.2593 |
0.04456 |
135 |
105 |
25 |
5 |
493 |
Hurry! The squirrel is coming! |
1.2593 |
0.04159 |
162 |
127 |
28 |
7 |
494 |
Bring forth the Royal pooper scooper next. |
1.2593 |
0.03970 |
162 |
125 |
32 |
5 |
495 |
We’ll need a bigger bone! |
1.2590 |
0.04373 |
139 |
108 |
26 |
5 |
496 |
How could you forget the tennis ball? |
1.2590 |
0.04373 |
139 |
108 |
26 |
5 |
497 |
Throw me a frickin’ bone here! |
1.2590 |
0.04605 |
139 |
110 |
22 |
7 |
498 |
Keep those biscuits coming. I've almost taught him Stay. |
1.2587 |
0.04406 |
143 |
112 |
25 |
6 |
499 |
We need to cut back on the treats. |
1.2586 |
0.04435 |
116 |
88 |
26 |
2 |
500 |
This isn't working. Get the giant tennis ball. |
1.2585 |
0.04537 |
147 |
117 |
22 |
8 |
501 |
it's ok! He's wagging his tail! |
1.2583 |
0.04552 |
151 |
121 |
21 |
9 |
502 |
Hurry up! He's not gonna sit/stay forever! |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
503 |
Puppies! There are eight puppies! |
1.2581 |
0.04179 |
155 |
121 |
28 |
6 |
504 |
He is definitely a good boy! |
1.2578 |
0.04738 |
128 |
101 |
21 |
6 |
505 |
This is the last time I offer to feed Gulliver's dog". |
1.2578 |
0.04991 |
128 |
103 |
17 |
8 |
506 |
We are going to need a bigger biscuit. |
1.2574 |
0.04782 |
136 |
109 |
19 |
8 |
507 |
Hurry it up Nick,Nack,Paddy,Wack ! |
1.2571 |
0.04795 |
140 |
113 |
18 |
9 |
508 |
Thank goodness! The last one had a Cat. They're really finicky eaters, and a lot harder to please. |
1.2571 |
0.04462 |
140 |
110 |
24 |
6 |
509 |
He says he needs to go outside . |
1.2571 |
0.04462 |
140 |
110 |
24 |
6 |
510 |
Welcome to the Church of doG and the Ladder Day Saints! |
1.2568 |
0.04610 |
148 |
119 |
20 |
9 |
511 |
I'm going to try a dominance move that TV guy does. Tell my wife I love her. |
1.2566 |
0.04525 |
152 |
122 |
21 |
9 |
512 |
I think I've gained his trust,
Smartly now, load the squeaky toy into the catapult! |
1.2563 |
0.04087 |
160 |
125 |
29 |
6 |
513 |
Quick, another bone or its me.. |
1.2556 |
0.04610 |
133 |
105 |
22 |
6 |
514 |
Ok, that one worked for "Sit." Hand up another and I'll try "Roll over". |
1.2556 |
0.04356 |
133 |
103 |
26 |
4 |
515 |
Quick, get the huge cone! |
1.2556 |
0.04732 |
133 |
106 |
20 |
7 |
516 |
It’s a dragondoodle, retreat! |
1.2556 |
0.04610 |
133 |
105 |
22 |
6 |
517 |
No! HE’S going to fetch them! |
1.2555 |
0.04017 |
137 |
104 |
31 |
2 |
518 |
The intelligence was wrong! It ain't Clifford. |
1.2553 |
0.04657 |
141 |
113 |
20 |
8 |
519 |
Talk about a Great Dane! |
1.2552 |
0.04671 |
145 |
117 |
19 |
9 |
520 |
Hey Knick, Hey Knack, Hey Paddywhack, give this dog a bone, will ya! |
1.2552 |
0.04241 |
145 |
113 |
27 |
5 |
521 |
We're either going to be sued by the IP owners of Clifford or Monty Python for this. |
1.2547 |
0.04342 |
161 |
129 |
23 |
9 |
522 |
Keep ‘em coming! His tail has already wiped out half a squadron of defenders! |
1.2541 |
0.04878 |
122 |
97 |
19 |
6 |
523 |
It's time for fetch. Is the catapult ready? |
1.2540 |
0.04772 |
126 |
100 |
20 |
6 |
524 |
It took only one biscuit and the guard dog is ours! |
1.2538 |
0.04922 |
130 |
105 |
17 |
8 |
525 |
Good news: He says his people will be open to biscuit diplomacy. |
1.2538 |
0.04673 |
130 |
103 |
21 |
6 |
526 |
If we don't obey, it's back to the crate. |
1.2538 |
0.04799 |
130 |
104 |
19 |
7 |
527 |
Hurry! He's giving me those puppy-dog-eyes again! |
1.2536 |
0.04607 |
138 |
110 |
21 |
7 |
528 |
It's not working, he's color-blind - get the Trojan Squirrel ready! |
1.2536 |
0.04371 |
138 |
108 |
25 |
5 |
529 |
Bigger treats! He’s the runt of the litter! |
1.2535 |
0.04173 |
142 |
110 |
28 |
4 |
530 |
Quick! Get the squeaky toy! |
1.2533 |
0.04144 |
150 |
117 |
28 |
5 |
531 |
Tell my wife I knew about her lover. |
1.2532 |
0.04075 |
154 |
120 |
29 |
5 |
532 |
It worked! I said "Sit!" And he sat! |
1.2521 |
0.04339 |
119 |
91 |
26 |
2 |
533 |
We are in luck. He is a good boy. |
1.2519 |
0.04786 |
135 |
109 |
18 |
8 |
534 |
He is impervious to Flavor-Snacks! Retreat! |
1.2519 |
0.04299 |
135 |
105 |
26 |
4 |
535 |
We've already TRIED knicking, knacking, and paddy whacking! ! |
1.2519 |
0.04669 |
135 |
108 |
20 |
7 |
536 |
At least he's not drooling. |
1.2519 |
0.04034 |
135 |
103 |
30 |
2 |
537 |
Keep it up! He's wagging his tail. |
1.2518 |
0.04800 |
139 |
113 |
17 |
9 |
538 |
Make haste, you fools! Release the squirrels! |
1.2518 |
0.04577 |
139 |
111 |
21 |
7 |
539 |
He is accepting our treaty |
1.2518 |
0.04690 |
139 |
112 |
19 |
8 |
540 |
Full stop on the whole "Trojan bones" idea. |
1.2517 |
0.04265 |
143 |
112 |
26 |
5 |
541 |
We’re going to have to re-treat. |
1.2516 |
0.03839 |
155 |
119 |
33 |
3 |
542 |
Bring up those yellow ones. You other two sneak in the back. |
1.2500 |
0.04573 |
128 |
101 |
22 |
5 |
543 |
I'll feed him, but you have to walk him! |
1.2500 |
0.04915 |
120 |
96 |
18 |
6 |
544 |
abort! abort! It’s a DOG shrine not a GOD shrine ! |
1.2500 |
0.04638 |
136 |
109 |
20 |
7 |
545 |
The dyslexics come, bearing gifts for god. |
1.2500 |
0.04972 |
132 |
108 |
15 |
9 |
546 |
He wants a real bone! |
1.2500 |
0.04722 |
116 |
91 |
21 |
4 |
547 |
We need a catapult. |
1.2500 |
0.04706 |
128 |
102 |
20 |
6 |
548 |
The Knick,-knack-paddy-wack didn’t work in the slightest, We’re ALL going to be rolling home, and not in a good way. |
1.2500 |
0.04027 |
168 |
133 |
28 |
7 |
549 |
A few more and we’re in! |
1.2500 |
0.03904 |
164 |
128 |
31 |
5 |
550 |
Our intel was all wrong. |
1.2500 |
0.04610 |
132 |
105 |
21 |
6 |
551 |
Worst Crusade yet. |
1.2500 |
0.04669 |
124 |
98 |
21 |
5 |
552 |
All together now, shout’Good Boy!’ |
1.2484 |
0.04475 |
153 |
124 |
20 |
9 |
553 |
Run! It's not Clifford! |
1.2484 |
0.04475 |
153 |
124 |
20 |
9 |
554 |
After all these treats I hope you have a very large poop bag |
1.2483 |
0.04435 |
145 |
116 |
22 |
7 |
555 |
Search the realm! The beast desires chewy, not crunchy! |
1.2482 |
0.04490 |
137 |
109 |
22 |
6 |
556 |
Now the one with the tranquilizer |
1.2482 |
0.04369 |
137 |
108 |
24 |
5 |
557 |
Stand back! He's about to burp! |
1.2468 |
0.04370 |
158 |
128 |
21 |
9 |
558 |
Looks like we'll need a bigger bone! |
1.2468 |
0.04253 |
154 |
123 |
24 |
7 |
559 |
Bark indeed worse than bite. |
1.2466 |
0.04407 |
146 |
117 |
22 |
7 |
560 |
Bad news. He wants a real bone. Any volunteers? |
1.2466 |
0.04073 |
146 |
114 |
28 |
4 |
561 |
I thought it was “The Alamo”, but he keeps saying “The ALPO”? |
1.2466 |
0.04299 |
146 |
116 |
24 |
6 |
562 |
Quick! Get in the cat! |
1.2465 |
0.04490 |
142 |
114 |
21 |
7 |
563 |
Operation knick knack paddy whack is a no-go! |
1.2465 |
0.04378 |
142 |
113 |
23 |
6 |
564 |
Men, you can advance now -- he's agreed to be a Very Good Boy. |
1.2464 |
0.04341 |
138 |
109 |
24 |
5 |
565 |
Wait! You guys said he likes CHEWY treats. |
1.2463 |
0.04789 |
134 |
109 |
17 |
8 |
566 |
Not the human flavored ones! |
1.2463 |
0.04670 |
134 |
108 |
19 |
7 |
567 |
Bring the newspapers! |
1.2462 |
0.04641 |
130 |
104 |
20 |
6 |
568 |
Say it louder - good dog, good dog! |
1.2460 |
0.04319 |
126 |
98 |
25 |
3 |
569 |
He sat! He sat! He sat! |
1.2459 |
0.04555 |
122 |
96 |
22 |
4 |
570 |
Stop! He doesn't live here. |
1.2459 |
0.04555 |
122 |
96 |
22 |
4 |
571 |
Is the green one a breath mint?! |
1.2456 |
0.05222 |
114 |
93 |
14 |
7 |
572 |
He asked for blue. PASS ME THE BLUE?!?! |
1.2455 |
0.04026 |
167 |
133 |
27 |
7 |
573 |
Bad news. He wants more meat on the bones. |
1.2453 |
0.04345 |
159 |
129 |
21 |
9 |
574 |
Fire the rawhide bone cannons! |
1.2448 |
0.04118 |
143 |
112 |
27 |
4 |
575 |
Get butter. Everything’s better with butter. |
1.2448 |
0.04351 |
143 |
114 |
23 |
6 |
576 |
One of us has to take him out! |
1.2444 |
0.03999 |
135 |
104 |
29 |
2 |
577 |
He's assuredly not a good boy. |
1.2444 |
0.04518 |
135 |
108 |
21 |
6 |
578 |
Any color! He can't taste the difference! |
1.2444 |
0.04394 |
135 |
107 |
23 |
5 |
579 |
Okay, I think he likes me. |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
580 |
She’s now demanding an emotional support serf. |
1.2439 |
0.04808 |
123 |
99 |
18 |
6 |
581 |
He says he's open to a treaty. |
1.2437 |
0.04586 |
160 |
133 |
15 |
12 |
582 |
Wow! You should see that tail wag! |
1.2437 |
0.04916 |
119 |
96 |
17 |
6 |
583 |
We’re feeding right into him. |
1.2434 |
0.03960 |
152 |
119 |
29 |
4 |
584 |
I need four volunteers to take him for his walk. |
1.2432 |
0.04137 |
148 |
117 |
26 |
5 |
585 |
Retreat! Back to Lilliput! |
1.2431 |
0.04210 |
144 |
114 |
25 |
5 |
586 |
He wants it gluten-free |
1.2431 |
0.04543 |
144 |
117 |
19 |
8 |
587 |
He’s a very good boy. Keep ‘em coming |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
588 |
Even if this works, we'll be cleaning up poop for weeks! |
1.2429 |
0.04519 |
140 |
113 |
20 |
7 |
589 |
No bones, he wants to be walked |
1.2426 |
0.04239 |
136 |
107 |
25 |
4 |
590 |
So far so good. Now, who's gonna take him for a walk? |
1.2422 |
0.04929 |
128 |
105 |
15 |
8 |
591 |
A dyslexic's attempt to build an altar to God |
1.2418 |
0.04546 |
153 |
126 |
17 |
10 |
592 |
It's too slow - bring up the dogapult! |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
593 |
Keep those offerings coming -- he reminded me that dog is God spelled backwards. |
1.2416 |
0.04532 |
149 |
122 |
18 |
9 |
594 |
The dog biscuit didn't work. I'll let him smell my butt. |
1.2414 |
0.04514 |
145 |
118 |
19 |
8 |
595 |
What part of re-treat don't you understand?! |
1.2414 |
0.04839 |
116 |
93 |
18 |
5 |
596 |
Would it be to much to ask to throw me a bone?” |
1.2414 |
0.04184 |
145 |
115 |
25 |
5 |
597 |
Told you it would work. |
1.2414 |
0.04519 |
116 |
91 |
22 |
3 |
598 |
Put down the biscuits and start loading the tennis balls into the catapult! |
1.2411 |
0.04138 |
141 |
111 |
26 |
4 |
599 |
A Connecticut Clifford in King Arthur’s court… |
1.2411 |
0.04616 |
112 |
88 |
21 |
3 |
600 |
Dog breath! |
1.2409 |
0.04578 |
137 |
111 |
19 |
7 |
601 |
Ye yellows, stay! Ye others, round to the front! |
1.2406 |
0.04015 |
133 |
103 |
28 |
2 |
602 |
I need four guys up here pronto to scratch his belly" |
1.2405 |
0.03855 |
158 |
124 |
30 |
4 |
603 |
Quick, get me an incredibly large newspaper. |
1.2403 |
0.04371 |
129 |
102 |
23 |
4 |
604 |
A few more treats and he’ll play dead |
1.2403 |
0.04508 |
129 |
103 |
21 |
5 |
605 |
Where is the Cat-apult? |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
606 |
He licked my face! Gaaaaa..... |
1.2403 |
0.04228 |
154 |
124 |
23 |
7 |
607 |
I’m afraid he’s not really a good boy. |
1.2400 |
0.04505 |
150 |
123 |
18 |
9 |
608 |
Never give up! Bring forth the liver snap! |
1.2400 |
0.04311 |
125 |
98 |
24 |
3 |
609 |
Whatever you do, don't put on those disguises! |
1.2400 |
0.05003 |
125 |
103 |
14 |
8 |
610 |
Such a beast as this we shall henceforth call a "rescue." |
1.2400 |
0.04738 |
125 |
101 |
18 |
6 |
611 |
I call him Sir Pantsalot |
1.2397 |
0.04159 |
146 |
116 |
25 |
5 |
612 |
Trojan Hound eats enemy out of house and home. |
1.2395 |
0.04092 |
167 |
135 |
24 |
8 |
613 |
It's crunch time. |
1.2394 |
0.04348 |
142 |
114 |
22 |
6 |
614 |
Quick go to Chewy.com and order more dog biscuits! |
1.2391 |
0.03644 |
138 |
105 |
33 |
0 |
615 |
No one say, "Shake!" |
1.2391 |
0.04663 |
138 |
113 |
17 |
8 |
616 |
It’s OK, I think he is friendly |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
617 |
This really seemed like a boneheaded idea, but It' s actually a work of genius. |
1.2388 |
0.04517 |
134 |
108 |
20 |
6 |
618 |
I have him eating out of my hand. What should I do now? |
1.2387 |
0.03783 |
155 |
121 |
31 |
3 |
619 |
Oh, No! This is just the DOG house! |
1.2387 |
0.03999 |
155 |
123 |
27 |
5 |
620 |
Faster! His bite is definitely worse than his bark! |
1.2385 |
0.04477 |
130 |
104 |
21 |
5 |
621 |
It’s been decided! All of the colors taste alike! |
1.2385 |
0.04477 |
130 |
104 |
21 |
5 |
622 |
Wait for my command. |
1.2385 |
0.04477 |
130 |
104 |
21 |
5 |
623 |
Now release the red rubber ball! |
1.2385 |
0.04057 |
130 |
101 |
27 |
2 |
624 |
It's not a problem if I sound like a squeaky toy when I get nervous, is it? |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
625 |
Now bringith up thy catapult and unleash thy royal tennis ball! |
1.2381 |
0.04133 |
147 |
117 |
25 |
5 |
626 |
It's okay! He's my best friend! |
1.2377 |
0.05212 |
122 |
102 |
11 |
9 |
627 |
He hates pink ones." |
1.2377 |
0.05081 |
122 |
101 |
13 |
8 |
628 |
The one with the most cbd! |
1.2374 |
0.04402 |
139 |
112 |
21 |
6 |
629 |
They’ve intercepted our supply lines! |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
630 |
He likes them! Fido likes them |
1.2370 |
0.04362 |
135 |
108 |
22 |
5 |
631 |
Prithee, be quick about it! The Beast now stares at me and drools! |
1.2370 |
0.04233 |
135 |
107 |
24 |
4 |
632 |
Gulliver's dog |
1.2368 |
0.04251 |
152 |
123 |
22 |
7 |
633 |
STOP! HE'S GETTING BIGGER! |
1.2368 |
0.04041 |
152 |
121 |
26 |
5 |
634 |
Look, it isn’t Cerberus, it isn’t any hound of hell—he’s just a big doggie who likes bones… |
1.2368 |
0.04251 |
152 |
123 |
22 |
7 |
635 |
That’s enough dog biscuits! Get the pooper scooper! |
1.2368 |
0.04548 |
152 |
126 |
16 |
10 |
636 |
Bring the pool,he is thirsty |
1.2366 |
0.04703 |
131 |
107 |
17 |
7 |
637 |
You are on clean-up |
1.2366 |
0.04312 |
131 |
104 |
23 |
4 |
638 |
Quick, before he finishes this one. |
1.2366 |
0.04446 |
131 |
105 |
21 |
5 |
639 |
HE BE-ITH A VERY GOOD BOY! |
1.2366 |
0.04174 |
131 |
103 |
25 |
3 |
640 |
Look out! Get back! He's lifting his leg... |
1.2365 |
0.04534 |
148 |
122 |
17 |
9 |
641 |
All together! "Who's a goood boy?! |
1.2358 |
0.05454 |
106 |
88 |
11 |
7 |
642 |
It’s ON fellas! The Milkbone Siege is ON! |
1.2357 |
0.04254 |
140 |
112 |
23 |
5 |
643 |
I'm afraid this may be a pyramid scheme. |
1.2357 |
0.04821 |
140 |
117 |
13 |
10 |
644 |
He needs water! |
1.2357 |
0.04489 |
140 |
114 |
19 |
7 |
645 |
Okay, we need a volunteer to do a tummy rub! |
1.2353 |
0.04862 |
102 |
81 |
18 |
3 |
646 |
Nobody in the future would ever believe THIS, Joshua, so just say you used trumpets. |
1.2353 |
0.04695 |
136 |
112 |
16 |
8 |
647 |
Give me the one with hemlock. |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
648 |
It's not working! Call back up! We need peanut butter. |
1.2348 |
0.04545 |
132 |
107 |
19 |
6 |
649 |
MORE BISCUITS!! |
1.2348 |
0.05142 |
115 |
95 |
13 |
7 |
650 |
I said hark, not bark! |
1.2348 |
0.04991 |
115 |
94 |
15 |
6 |
651 |
Hurry, he will tell us where the doggie door is! |
1.2345 |
0.04154 |
145 |
116 |
24 |
5 |
652 |
Hurry Up! I 've got him distracted!! |
1.2344 |
0.04365 |
128 |
102 |
22 |
4 |
653 |
Does anyone have 600 poop bags? |
1.2340 |
0.04346 |
141 |
114 |
21 |
6 |
654 |
This is why we should only raid castles that don’t allow pets! |
1.2340 |
0.03980 |
141 |
111 |
27 |
3 |
655 |
Take over! His breath is awful! |
1.2339 |
0.04301 |
124 |
98 |
23 |
3 |
656 |
Go around the corner, there's a doggy door! |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
657 |
Enough of the fiber ones! |
1.2339 |
0.04146 |
124 |
97 |
25 |
2 |
658 |
He's distracted by the treats, send in the cat-apult! |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
659 |
Boy was that informant from SPCA right on. |
1.2336 |
0.04777 |
137 |
114 |
14 |
9 |
660 |
More Biscuits!
I think I can get him to roll over! |
1.2336 |
0.04428 |
137 |
111 |
20 |
6 |
661 |
No, he only wants the gold, not the other colors. |
1.2333 |
0.04168 |
150 |
121 |
23 |
6 |
662 |
Hold on, where's Frank |
1.2333 |
0.04984 |
120 |
99 |
14 |
7 |
663 |
He only wants the wheat free bones. |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
664 |
The mead soaked biscuits aren’t working ! Catapult the cats! |
1.2333 |
0.04543 |
120 |
96 |
20 |
4 |
665 |
Drop it! |
1.2333 |
0.04984 |
120 |
99 |
14 |
7 |
666 |
We're gonna need a bigger a shovel. |
1.2333 |
0.04543 |
120 |
96 |
20 |
4 |
667 |
Hey guys! He says he wants a blue one. |
1.2328 |
0.04475 |
116 |
92 |
21 |
3 |
668 |
This dog needs to lighten up. Do any of you have a humerus? |
1.2326 |
0.04335 |
129 |
103 |
22 |
4 |
669 |
'And he said that our army went to the dogs! That really takes the biscuit.' |
1.2326 |
0.04193 |
129 |
102 |
24 |
3 |
670 |
It's okay--he's a good boy! |
1.2324 |
0.04432 |
142 |
116 |
19 |
7 |
671 |
Quick, throw me the Alpo. |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
672 |
Don't worry. The caption will explain everything if we're lucky. |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
673 |
Can’t we just use the catapult to throw his ball? |
1.2320 |
0.04969 |
125 |
104 |
13 |
8 |
674 |
He says he's full and wants a doggie bag. |
1.2320 |
0.04563 |
125 |
101 |
19 |
5 |
675 |
I think it's a Trojan Dog! |
1.2319 |
0.04277 |
138 |
111 |
22 |
5 |
676 |
Forget the bones, get the cat! |
1.2319 |
0.04277 |
138 |
111 |
22 |
5 |
677 |
It’s okay; it’s colorblind |
1.2319 |
0.04022 |
138 |
109 |
26 |
3 |
678 |
Let's go, Nick! Nack! Paddy Whack! |
1.2319 |
0.04633 |
138 |
114 |
16 |
8 |
679 |
Oh my God! It’s a pandemic puppy. |
1.2319 |
0.04277 |
138 |
111 |
22 |
5 |
680 |
He only wants the yellow ones! |
1.2319 |
0.04399 |
138 |
112 |
20 |
6 |
681 |
Cease fire, he’s eating the ammo! |
1.2319 |
0.04151 |
138 |
110 |
24 |
4 |
682 |
He’ll lie down, but he won’t play dead. |
1.2318 |
0.04036 |
151 |
121 |
25 |
5 |
683 |
She says they taste better thrown than hoisted. |
1.2314 |
0.04354 |
121 |
96 |
22 |
3 |
684 |
These aren’t working. Do we have any with cannabis? |
1.2314 |
0.05083 |
121 |
101 |
12 |
8 |
685 |
He says we have to pray to him too. |
1.2314 |
0.04805 |
121 |
99 |
16 |
6 |
686 |
Just throw me a bone. |
1.2314 |
0.04805 |
121 |
99 |
16 |
6 |
687 |
Her Majesty prefers almond milk bones.” |
1.2308 |
0.04404 |
143 |
117 |
19 |
7 |
688 |
Send for help! He’s been a very good boy! |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
130 |
105 |
20 |
5 |
689 |
Quick! Does anyone have a large baggie?!?? |
1.2308 |
0.04702 |
130 |
107 |
16 |
7 |
690 |
Hey, what happened to the supply chain! |
1.2308 |
0.05333 |
104 |
86 |
12 |
6 |
691 |
Come on, throw me a bone! |
1.2302 |
0.04125 |
139 |
111 |
24 |
4 |
692 |
Bone Up!! |
1.2302 |
0.04530 |
126 |
102 |
19 |
5 |
693 |
Sure he’s an old one. But Gulliver says we better teach him some new tricks, fast. |
1.2295 |
0.04909 |
122 |
101 |
14 |
7 |
694 |
Bring in the catapult! |
1.2295 |
0.04476 |
122 |
98 |
20 |
4 |
695 |
Clifford likes red bones! |
1.2295 |
0.04769 |
122 |
100 |
16 |
6 |
696 |
We're gonna need some new tricks. |
1.2292 |
0.03650 |
144 |
112 |
31 |
1 |
697 |
He wants to know if these biscuits are grain-free! |
1.2292 |
0.04697 |
144 |
121 |
13 |
10 |
698 |
Unfortunately his bark is as big as his bite. |
1.2290 |
0.04411 |
131 |
106 |
20 |
5 |
699 |
So, he's definitely food motivated. |
1.2290 |
0.04542 |
131 |
107 |
18 |
6 |
700 |
He said he asked for home-baked. |
1.2288 |
0.04240 |
118 |
93 |
23 |
2 |
701 |
He says our donation will suffice! |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
702 |
He's got friends, hurry!!! |
1.2283 |
0.04211 |
127 |
101 |
23 |
3 |
703 |
No more until he rolls over! |
1.2282 |
0.03579 |
149 |
116 |
32 |
1 |
704 |
Give me another one and I’ll see if he can play dead! |
1.2281 |
0.04831 |
114 |
93 |
16 |
5 |
705 |
Keep them coming. The Game of Bones is ours! |
1.2281 |
0.04831 |
114 |
93 |
16 |
5 |
706 |
Pick it up, Stanley, dogs don’t have a 5 second rule |
1.2277 |
0.05050 |
101 |
82 |
15 |
4 |
707 |
We’re gonna need more time at this rate. Go get the giant tennis ball! |
1.2276 |
0.04591 |
123 |
100 |
18 |
5 |
708 |
OK! Together on my three! : "You are a very good dog!" |
1.2276 |
0.04443 |
123 |
99 |
20 |
4 |
709 |
We need to refill his water pond. |
1.2276 |
0.04591 |
123 |
100 |
18 |
5 |
710 |
It wants something meaty.
Any volunteers? |
1.2276 |
0.04291 |
123 |
98 |
22 |
3 |
711 |
Whichevever of you was in charge of ordering just five bones needs to resign immediately. |
1.2276 |
0.04123 |
145 |
117 |
23 |
5 |
712 |
Re-treat! I said, re-treat! |
1.2275 |
0.03862 |
167 |
135 |
26 |
6 |
713 |
Sound the retreat! |
1.2273 |
0.04511 |
132 |
108 |
18 |
6 |
714 |
Just the breath-freshening ones, and hurry! |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
715 |
You're gonna need bigger bones. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
716 |
One more, and I think he’ll lie down. Then we can rush in and seize the squeaky. |
1.2270 |
0.04072 |
141 |
113 |
24 |
4 |
717 |
Lose the red one, he’s vegetarian! |
1.2266 |
0.04327 |
128 |
103 |
21 |
4 |
718 |
Ready the sweet potato! |
1.2266 |
0.04602 |
128 |
105 |
17 |
6 |
719 |
He says he wants real bones! |
1.2266 |
0.04466 |
128 |
104 |
19 |
5 |
720 |
It’s a deal! But hurry! |
1.2266 |
0.04327 |
128 |
103 |
21 |
4 |
721 |
Back to Petco for more. He’s only the taster. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
722 |
Poop bags! |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
723 |
He says he wants a chew toy. Any volunteers? |
1.2263 |
0.04012 |
137 |
109 |
25 |
3 |
724 |
I repeat, he is NOT a good boy! |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
725 |
The rest will go in the TROJAN HYDRANT. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
726 |
It’s working. More yellow ones! |
1.2261 |
0.04289 |
115 |
91 |
22 |
2 |
727 |
Forget those for now and go find a really large plastic bag! |
1.2261 |
0.05102 |
115 |
96 |
12 |
7 |
728 |
Cease! Now let’s see whose a good dog. |
1.2260 |
0.04211 |
146 |
119 |
21 |
6 |
729 |
Bring out the cat-apult! |
1.2258 |
0.04557 |
124 |
101 |
18 |
5 |
730 |
Back off! He's already a good boy! |
1.2258 |
0.04970 |
124 |
104 |
12 |
8 |
731 |
Which one of you guys was supposed to bring the kibble? |
1.2258 |
0.04260 |
124 |
99 |
22 |
3 |
732 |
I throw, he fetches, we storm! |
1.2258 |
0.04699 |
124 |
102 |
16 |
6 |
733 |
He says he only wants essential cookies. |
1.2258 |
0.04970 |
124 |
104 |
12 |
8 |
734 |
He’s treat motivated! Hurry I need another one to get him to play dead. |
1.2258 |
0.04699 |
124 |
102 |
16 |
6 |
735 |
Hurry! Re-treat! Re-treat! |
1.2256 |
0.04605 |
133 |
110 |
16 |
7 |
736 |
Retreat, Retreat, she’s gluten-free! |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
737 |
Quick, pass me the bone of contention! |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
738 |
Behold the perils of an inbred King Charles Spaniel!" |
1.2252 |
0.05228 |
111 |
93 |
11 |
7 |
739 |
I think we should just try telling him to play dead. |
1.2252 |
0.04558 |
111 |
89 |
19 |
3 |
740 |
Send up the green one! He says he's vegan! |
1.2248 |
0.04827 |
129 |
108 |
13 |
8 |
741 |
Sir Knick-knack! Sir Paddiwack! Now’s your time! |
1.2246 |
0.04602 |
138 |
115 |
15 |
8 |
742 |
Oh no! they have a LABRADOR! |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
743 |
Send the OatMilkBone with relaxing camomile! That ought to do what the TurmericBone couldn’t. |
1.2243 |
0.05363 |
107 |
90 |
10 |
7 |
744 |
Get the squirrel! |
1.2243 |
0.04659 |
107 |
86 |
18 |
3 |
745 |
He's wagging his tail -- the castle is ours! |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
746 |
Get the catapult so he can catch them in midair. |
1.2240 |
0.04379 |
125 |
101 |
20 |
4 |
747 |
More. Much more! |
1.2240 |
0.04665 |
125 |
103 |
16 |
6 |
748 |
His breath IS getting better… |
1.2238 |
0.03769 |
143 |
113 |
28 |
2 |
749 |
Keep 'em coming. If I can get him to roll over and play dead, victory will be ours! |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
750 |
Enough with the bones, he wants edibles. |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
751 |
He's a free agent! He wants four years of treats and a no trade clause. |
1.2233 |
0.04766 |
103 |
83 |
17 |
3 |
752 |
I’ll try scratching behind his ears |
1.2232 |
0.04151 |
112 |
88 |
23 |
1 |
753 |
King Dyslexia VIII *may* have meant God, but he wrote Dog! |
1.2231 |
0.04147 |
121 |
96 |
23 |
2 |
754 |
RE-TREAAAATTT! |
1.2230 |
0.04090 |
139 |
112 |
23 |
4 |
755 |
Now get the ball |
1.2230 |
0.04456 |
139 |
115 |
17 |
7 |
756 |
Quickly lads, the dental chew. Give me the damn dental chew! |
1.2222 |
0.04663 |
135 |
113 |
14 |
8 |
757 |
Gulliver returned later that year bringing his new pippy |
1.2222 |
0.05021 |
117 |
98 |
12 |
7 |
758 |
Knights Knick, Nack, Patty, amd Wack are next to give the dog a bone! |
1.2222 |
0.04419 |
135 |
111 |
18 |
6 |
759 |
OK, the next one won’t be a rescue. |
1.2222 |
0.03860 |
117 |
91 |
26 |
0 |
760 |
He wants to go to Ye Olde Dog Park now |
1.2214 |
0.04097 |
131 |
105 |
23 |
3 |
761 |
Great news! He’s a good boy!! |
1.2213 |
0.04584 |
122 |
100 |
17 |
5 |
762 |
Toss me another. He loves it! |
1.2213 |
0.04279 |
122 |
98 |
21 |
3 |
763 |
More yellow biscuits for the love of God. More yellow ones keep him a Good Boy. |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
764 |
She only sees in grayscale, so give me whatever you got. |
1.2205 |
0.04460 |
127 |
104 |
18 |
5 |
765 |
Keep 'em coming -- He's thinking about coming over to our side.. |
1.2205 |
0.04170 |
127 |
102 |
22 |
3 |
766 |
Send up the cats. |
1.2203 |
0.04683 |
118 |
97 |
16 |
5 |
767 |
He's a good boy! He's a good boy! |
1.2202 |
0.05108 |
109 |
91 |
12 |
6 |
768 |
That's enough men. It's time for Kibbles and Bits. |
1.2202 |
0.05108 |
109 |
91 |
12 |
6 |
769 |
Catapult the rubber ball! |
1.2197 |
0.04602 |
132 |
110 |
15 |
7 |
770 |
Get some more meat flavored up here. The chicken will only hold him off for so long. |
1.2197 |
0.03924 |
132 |
105 |
25 |
2 |
771 |
How do you say "Who's a good boy?" in Old English? |
1.2197 |
0.04344 |
132 |
108 |
19 |
5 |
772 |
We might have to use the f-l-e-a-s. |
1.2195 |
0.04551 |
123 |
101 |
17 |
5 |
773 |
He says we're good, boys. |
1.2195 |
0.04695 |
123 |
102 |
15 |
6 |
774 |
Hurry up! One more dog biscuit and we can scratch his belly! |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
775 |
We are going to need a bigger leash. |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
776 |
They have a big fortification here; send up more pacifiers. |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
777 |
Kibble-catapult! Now! |
1.2190 |
0.04361 |
137 |
113 |
18 |
6 |
778 |
This one makes him larger, we need to find the one that makes him small. The one that mother gave him didn't do anything at all. |
1.2188 |
0.04428 |
128 |
105 |
18 |
5 |
779 |
Gotta be gluten free! |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
780 |
Something more nutritious maybe ... what are we, barbarians? |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
781 |
He says BONE APPETIT ! |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
782 |
Fall back! Our weapons are useless against this monstrosity! |
1.2188 |
0.04428 |
128 |
105 |
18 |
5 |
783 |
Next time let's use the trebuchet! |
1.2183 |
0.04135 |
142 |
116 |
21 |
5 |
784 |
He's armed to the teeth! |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
785 |
Hold your fire! I’m going in for a belly rub! |
1.2182 |
0.04545 |
110 |
89 |
18 |
3 |
786 |
We must feed the dog of war! |
1.2180 |
0.03898 |
133 |
106 |
25 |
2 |
787 |
He's Gluten-free...Gluten-free!! |
1.2177 |
0.04660 |
124 |
103 |
15 |
6 |
788 |
OK, just give me the yellow ones! |
1.2177 |
0.04370 |
124 |
101 |
19 |
4 |
789 |
Okay, we need the biggest pooper scooper you ever saw, and a way bigger forklift. ASAP. |
1.2174 |
0.05060 |
115 |
97 |
11 |
7 |
790 |
Send another peace treaty! |
1.2174 |
0.04749 |
115 |
95 |
15 |
5 |
791 |
Now let's see if we can get him to roll over |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
792 |
He wants to know, 'Who's a good boy?' |
1.2170 |
0.05193 |
106 |
89 |
11 |
6 |
793 |
Yellow, yellow. we need more yellow. |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
794 |
Fall back and save yourselves. We'll be licked in no time. |
1.2170 |
0.04645 |
106 |
86 |
17 |
3 |
795 |
He says "milk bones are not a substitute for spending less than 3% of GDP on military budgets"! I've been saying that for years! |
1.2167 |
0.04457 |
120 |
98 |
18 |
4 |
796 |
Go back. He’s a puppy. |
1.2167 |
0.04906 |
120 |
101 |
12 |
7 |
797 |
Load the giant oversized tennis ball in the catapult! I have an idea. |
1.2167 |
0.04457 |
120 |
98 |
18 |
4 |
798 |
More bones! Dear God, more bones! |
1.2164 |
0.04152 |
134 |
109 |
21 |
4 |
799 |
The treats aren't cutting it. Get the tug toy and a lot more men. |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
800 |
Hurry, before I surrender to its cuteness. |
1.2162 |
0.04128 |
111 |
88 |
22 |
1 |
801 |
You're gonna need a bigger shovel." |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
802 |
Apparently he has a bone to pick |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
803 |
He wants the pink one first! |
1.2160 |
0.04338 |
125 |
102 |
19 |
4 |
804 |
Who came up with this boneheaded scheme, anyway? |
1.2157 |
0.04542 |
102 |
82 |
18 |
2 |
805 |
Do I see volunteers for walkies? Anybody? |
1.2157 |
0.04542 |
102 |
82 |
18 |
2 |
806 |
They are littered with reinforcements! |
1.2155 |
0.04382 |
116 |
94 |
19 |
3 |
807 |
"Once more, go get a leash!" |
1.2155 |
0.04550 |
116 |
95 |
17 |
4 |
808 |
I think we |
1.2155 |
0.04868 |
116 |
97 |
13 |
6 |
809 |
He's a good boy. A very good boy! |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
810 |
He'll let us invade if we also scratch his belly. |
1.2154 |
0.04084 |
130 |
105 |
22 |
3 |
811 |
Stop! He's not a good boy! |
1.2154 |
0.04501 |
130 |
108 |
16 |
6 |
812 |
Another treat – I’m all out of tricks. |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
813 |
Rover, I told you to stop ordering from Costco. |
1.2150 |
0.05316 |
107 |
91 |
9 |
7 |
814 |
He only wants gluten-free! |
1.2150 |
0.05316 |
107 |
91 |
9 |
7 |
815 |
Well let’s hope his bark isn’t bigger than his bite. |
1.2149 |
0.04100 |
121 |
97 |
22 |
2 |
816 |
Someone tipped him off! He knows about the pills. |
1.2149 |
0.04725 |
121 |
101 |
14 |
6 |
817 |
We're going to need a bigger bag. |
1.2148 |
0.03988 |
135 |
109 |
23 |
3 |
818 |
Get the catapult and tennis balls ready for phase 2. |
1.2148 |
0.04629 |
135 |
114 |
13 |
8 |
819 |
We found their weakness, “Good Boy” just didn’t work! |
1.2148 |
0.04384 |
135 |
112 |
17 |
6 |
820 |
He'll be our friend any minute now. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
821 |
Reassess …. Reassess!! |
1.2143 |
0.04288 |
112 |
90 |
20 |
2 |
822 |
Give me another one, hurry! He's a VERY good boy! |
1.2143 |
0.04452 |
126 |
104 |
17 |
5 |
823 |
Forget the biscuits, he wants raw hides! |
1.2137 |
0.04198 |
131 |
107 |
20 |
4 |
824 |
Okay, we got a “Sit” who’s next for the “Jump”? |
1.2137 |
0.04348 |
117 |
95 |
19 |
3 |
825 |
Our weapons of mass consumption don't seem to be working. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
826 |
He says we're lucky it's his cheat day, send up more cookies! |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
827 |
OK! I got him to sit. |
1.2135 |
0.04918 |
89 |
72 |
15 |
2 |
828 |
Ok, that’s enough! Bring up the catapult! Ready the cats! |
1.2132 |
0.04715 |
136 |
116 |
11 |
9 |
829 |
Uh, guys, I think there's a flaw in the disguise-the-soldiers-as-dog-treats plan |
1.2131 |
0.04689 |
122 |
102 |
14 |
6 |
830 |
Somebody load the cat-apult. |
1.2131 |
0.04391 |
122 |
100 |
18 |
4 |
831 |
Have we got any squeeze toys? |
1.2131 |
0.04391 |
122 |
100 |
18 |
4 |
832 |
Send the water cannon-his bowl is empty! |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
833 |
No, I said 'retreat'. This one's just a puppy! |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
834 |
Hurry, he can't 'Sit' forever! |
1.2128 |
0.04365 |
141 |
118 |
16 |
7 |
835 |
All together, now, “With a knick knack, paddy whack, give the dog a bone...” |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
836 |
It's not working. |
1.2126 |
0.04559 |
127 |
106 |
15 |
6 |
837 |
Back off back off, He says he wants meat! |
1.2126 |
0.04127 |
127 |
103 |
21 |
3 |
838 |
We're gonna need bigger dog bones! |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
839 |
Golden-haired Rapunzel is a bitch! |
1.2124 |
0.04064 |
113 |
90 |
22 |
1 |
840 |
After this, we take him for a walk |
1.2124 |
0.04779 |
113 |
94 |
14 |
5 |
841 |
And you said he was fortress trained. |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
842 |
What do we do about the poop moat on the other side?” |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
843 |
Are you sure you still want him? |
1.2124 |
0.04941 |
113 |
95 |
12 |
6 |
844 |
Hurry, he’s gaining on us! |
1.2121 |
0.04169 |
132 |
108 |
20 |
4 |
845 |
Call off the Trojan Cat...!!!! |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
846 |
Run for your lives! He knows they're the discount brand, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
847 |
Hurry before the beast changes it mind. |
1.2119 |
0.04144 |
118 |
95 |
21 |
2 |
848 |
Sir Knick Knack! Sir Paddy Whack! Give this dog a bone!! |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
849 |
He says he needs to go out for a walk... NOW. |
1.2119 |
0.04638 |
118 |
98 |
15 |
5 |
850 |
He's getting full. Send up the Trojan biscuit |
1.2117 |
0.04326 |
137 |
114 |
17 |
6 |
851 |
Operation Good Boy seems to be working. |
1.2115 |
0.04250 |
104 |
83 |
20 |
1 |
852 |
Stand back! He's gonna lick! |
1.2114 |
0.04358 |
123 |
101 |
18 |
4 |
853 |
The red meat one and be quick about it! |
1.2114 |
0.04358 |
123 |
101 |
18 |
4 |
854 |
He keeps asking 'Who's a good knight? Who's a good knight?' |
1.2113 |
0.04451 |
142 |
120 |
14 |
8 |
855 |
Throwing this dog a bone is not working. |
1.2113 |
0.04337 |
142 |
119 |
16 |
7 |
856 |
Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen! |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
857 |
More pumpkin! |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
858 |
He likes it! He likes it! |
1.2109 |
0.04246 |
128 |
105 |
19 |
4 |
859 |
One must ask one’s self , why can’t he just dig his way out? |
1.2105 |
0.04574 |
114 |
94 |
16 |
4 |
860 |
Clifford is way more intense in person. |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
861 |
Not enough! Bring on the giant cat! |
1.2105 |
0.04276 |
133 |
110 |
18 |
5 |
862 |
He's dyslexic; he thinks he's GOD. |
1.2105 |
0.04901 |
114 |
96 |
12 |
6 |
863 |
It's working, I think he likes me. |
1.2105 |
0.04740 |
114 |
95 |
14 |
5 |
864 |
On second thought, “bone costumes” probably wasn’t the way to go here. |
1.2105 |
0.05057 |
114 |
97 |
10 |
7 |
865 |
OKAY, NOW WHAT?! |
1.2105 |
0.05374 |
95 |
80 |
10 |
5 |
866 |
: „These multiplayer games get more and more realistic by each level.“ |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
867 |
Throw me a freakin’ bone! |
1.2101 |
0.04297 |
138 |
115 |
17 |
6 |
868 |
In a fortnight we'll be ready to invade Newfoundland. |
1.2101 |
0.04112 |
119 |
96 |
21 |
2 |
869 |
Not the gluten free ones! Are you trying to get us all killed?! |
1.2101 |
0.04902 |
119 |
101 |
11 |
7 |
870 |
The deal is that he'll let us in if we'll take his poop out. |
1.2101 |
0.04603 |
119 |
99 |
15 |
5 |
871 |
Faster people, faster! |
1.2101 |
0.04445 |
119 |
98 |
17 |
4 |
872 |
I think we're gonna need a bigger bone. |
1.2100 |
0.04777 |
100 |
82 |
15 |
3 |
873 |
Bring the entire box—she’s eating for thirteen! |
1.2098 |
0.03951 |
143 |
117 |
22 |
4 |
874 |
Hide! The giant kitty behind him isn’t declawed. |
1.2095 |
0.05188 |
105 |
89 |
10 |
6 |
875 |
I think we’re going to need a bigger bone! |
1.2093 |
0.04627 |
129 |
109 |
13 |
7 |
876 |
It’s okay … he’s a good boy! |
1.2093 |
0.04494 |
129 |
108 |
15 |
6 |
877 |
Someone help me scratch behind his ears. |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
878 |
He says it's called Mar-a-Lago, and we should take our gifts to the front gate. |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
879 |
Quick! More yellows! |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
880 |
How many times did I tell them my expertise is dragons |
1.2090 |
0.04247 |
134 |
111 |
18 |
5 |
881 |
He's a friendly dog. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
882 |
Tell him he's a good boy!" |
1.2087 |
0.04703 |
115 |
96 |
14 |
5 |
883 |
He wants us to re-treat! |
1.2087 |
0.04001 |
115 |
92 |
22 |
1 |
884 |
Wait, are you saying ‘retreat’ or ‘re-treat’? |
1.2087 |
0.04537 |
115 |
95 |
16 |
4 |
885 |
bone appetit! |
1.2086 |
0.04268 |
139 |
116 |
17 |
6 |
886 |
Today he is a BAD dog!” |
1.2086 |
0.04268 |
139 |
116 |
17 |
6 |
887 |
Quick, send for the vacuum cleaners. |
1.2083 |
0.05524 |
96 |
82 |
8 |
6 |
888 |
Quick, before he realizes he’s color blind. |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
889 |
It’s not working. Are we sure that merchant sold us the CBD-infused treats? |
1.2083 |
0.04422 |
96 |
77 |
18 |
1 |
890 |
He says this is his final offer. |
1.2080 |
0.04142 |
125 |
102 |
20 |
3 |
891 |
Guys,I got the order wrong! He says he’s gluten free! |
1.2080 |
0.04586 |
125 |
105 |
14 |
6 |
892 |
Who brought the pooper scooper? |
1.2079 |
0.04295 |
101 |
81 |
19 |
1 |
893 |
He wants water, now ! |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
894 |
Our treaty is crumbling! |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
895 |
Only yellow!!! |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
896 |
No - he says the pink ones are just too salty! |
1.2075 |
0.04965 |
106 |
89 |
12 |
5 |
897 |
I knew we'd have to deal with a security feed. |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
898 |
The bones are not working. Quick, get the flea bath!!! |
1.2075 |
0.05314 |
106 |
91 |
8 |
7 |
899 |
…and what if he’s not hungry after this one? |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
900 |
Duke and Earl are approaching! |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
901 |
He wants to play fetch. Ready the catapult! |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
111 |
93 |
13 |
5 |
902 |
Go back,he needs a bowl of water. |
1.2072 |
0.04976 |
111 |
94 |
11 |
6 |
903 |
Hurry! I don’t like the way he’s looking at me. |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
111 |
93 |
13 |
5 |
904 |
He's got a bone to pick with you guys. |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
111 |
93 |
13 |
5 |
905 |
He's NOT a good boy! |
1.2069 |
0.04823 |
116 |
98 |
12 |
6 |
906 |
Forget this, get the catapult. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
907 |
He only eats Pedigree |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
908 |
Ok, Ok - now where's the big water bowl? |
1.2069 |
0.04332 |
116 |
95 |
18 |
3 |
909 |
Run, he needs to be let out. |
1.2069 |
0.04155 |
116 |
94 |
20 |
2 |
910 |
Where's the charcoal one? He's got terrible bad breath. |
1.2069 |
0.04665 |
116 |
97 |
14 |
5 |
911 |
Now, ask him who’s a good boy! |
1.2069 |
0.03971 |
116 |
93 |
22 |
1 |
912 |
He says he is only wary of Greeks bearing gifts. |
1.2066 |
0.04682 |
121 |
102 |
13 |
6 |
913 |
Who cares if they aren't gluten free, by God their working! |
1.2066 |
0.04052 |
121 |
98 |
21 |
2 |
914 |
Bring the vacuum cleaner! |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
915 |
Good news, he’s a big hungry boy! |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
916 |
The first step is to rescue the dog, then the maiden. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
917 |
While the beast devoureth the dog treats, load the trebuchet with the rubber ball. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
918 |
Get back! It's a dog breath trap! |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
919 |
We have no hope. This God will devour everything. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
920 |
Get some meat'on those bones! |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
921 |
keep feeding the bones--The rest will storm the north wall |
1.2056 |
0.04144 |
107 |
86 |
20 |
1 |
922 |
He says his name is “Who” and “He’s a good boy.” |
1.2054 |
0.04419 |
112 |
92 |
17 |
3 |
923 |
He likes it! Roll the wooden alpha dog up to the gate! |
1.2054 |
0.04769 |
112 |
94 |
13 |
5 |
924 |
He's not that big. He's standing on his rear legs. |
1.2054 |
0.04039 |
112 |
90 |
21 |
1 |
925 |
He is being a good boy, we need more treats! |
1.2054 |
0.04419 |
112 |
92 |
17 |
3 |
926 |
Quick, get a log for him to fetch. |
1.2054 |
0.04233 |
112 |
91 |
19 |
2 |
927 |
Hurry! Before he realizes I'm edible too! |
1.2054 |
0.04233 |
112 |
91 |
19 |
2 |
928 |
Who said give me your paw? |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
929 |
Yes. He's a rescue. |
1.2051 |
0.03941 |
117 |
94 |
22 |
1 |
930 |
Now he wants his tummy scratched. |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
931 |
Bring the largedt frisbee we have. |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
932 |
Cat mint flavour, make it quick! |
1.2049 |
0.04346 |
122 |
101 |
17 |
4 |
933 |
No, I said ‘retreat’, not ‘re-treat’! |
1.2049 |
0.04346 |
122 |
101 |
17 |
4 |
934 |
Just a few more! Then, he’ll reveal where he hid the sock. |
1.2049 |
0.04499 |
122 |
102 |
15 |
5 |
935 |
Dammit Jim, I said no bones! |
1.2047 |
0.04378 |
127 |
106 |
16 |
5 |
936 |
My kingdom for a dog. |
1.2047 |
0.04378 |
127 |
106 |
16 |
5 |
937 |
This dog-sitting gig is not worth it! |
1.2047 |
0.04233 |
127 |
105 |
18 |
4 |
938 |
Hurry,before he realizes that he’s a carnivore. |
1.2045 |
0.04400 |
132 |
111 |
15 |
6 |
939 |
He’ll lose his appetite for soldiers after a few more biscuits. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
940 |
We only had to feed the Minotaur once a year… |
1.2041 |
0.05419 |
98 |
84 |
8 |
6 |
941 |
I told you the ramparts would be kennel-ated! |
1.2039 |
0.05043 |
103 |
87 |
11 |
5 |
942 |
Hurry brave knights, before he starts marking his territory! |
1.2037 |
0.04315 |
108 |
88 |
18 |
2 |
943 |
You were wrong! He loves treats way more than he loves us. |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
944 |
What will he do when we run out of treats? |
1.2035 |
0.03805 |
113 |
90 |
23 |
0 |
945 |
If we don't walk him soon there is going to be a moat |
1.2034 |
0.04748 |
118 |
100 |
12 |
6 |
946 |
He's NOT the Mesiah! He's a very naughty boy! |
1.2034 |
0.04092 |
118 |
96 |
20 |
2 |
947 |
More fetching.” |
1.2034 |
0.04265 |
118 |
97 |
18 |
3 |
948 |
Everything he eats is fortified. |
1.2033 |
0.04156 |
123 |
101 |
19 |
3 |
949 |
It might have been easier if we went the classic route and just got a horse |
1.2033 |
0.04313 |
123 |
102 |
17 |
4 |
950 |
Heard of a Trojan Dog?! |
1.2033 |
0.04313 |
123 |
102 |
17 |
4 |
951 |
Ok…now let’s try the stick |
1.2031 |
0.04347 |
128 |
107 |
16 |
5 |
952 |
Quick,start throwing the tennis balls! |
1.2031 |
0.03899 |
128 |
104 |
22 |
2 |
953 |
The bones are powerless against him! Get the TENNIS BALLS! |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
954 |
DON’T LET THE DOG OUT!! |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
955 |
We might be able to tame this beast |
1.2020 |
0.04302 |
99 |
80 |
18 |
1 |
956 |
Forget the damsel, let's rescue him. He's such a good boy! |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
957 |
Merry Christmas,Clifford! |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
958 |
Tell the mailman he’s clear to go! |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
959 |
Keep the bones coming. He’s the tower guard dog. |
1.2019 |
0.04185 |
104 |
84 |
19 |
1 |
960 |
I need to retreat. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
961 |
We’re a ten-man belly rub from victory. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
962 |
Back off. It’s only Clifford. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
963 |
Don't pretend to be busy. One of you is taking him for a walk." |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
964 |
He thinks we're part of the doggie treats. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
965 |
It likes banana flavor.
"86" strawberry and dump kale |
1.2018 |
0.05011 |
109 |
93 |
10 |
6 |
966 |
When I yell “fetch” you guys take off running as fast as you can! |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
967 |
Treats aren't working somebody bring in the vacuum cleaner! |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
968 |
No more bones. Quick, he wants a fire hydrant. |
1.2018 |
0.04349 |
114 |
94 |
17 |
3 |
969 |
We’re gonna need a lot more subscriptions to the New York Times! |
1.2017 |
0.04557 |
119 |
100 |
14 |
5 |
970 |
Prepare the kibble cannon! |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
971 |
He's a REALLY GOOD BOY! |
1.2016 |
0.04432 |
124 |
104 |
15 |
5 |
972 |
I know you're hurrying, but I've got a bone to pick with you. |
1.2016 |
0.04432 |
124 |
104 |
15 |
5 |
973 |
It’s the size of the poop bag I’m really worried about! |
1.2016 |
0.04578 |
124 |
105 |
13 |
6 |
974 |
Bring more bones! |
1.2015 |
0.04591 |
134 |
115 |
11 |
8 |
975 |
Holy fucking shit this dog is a HUGE motherfucker! Remember when we left this morning and I was all like "why do we need these enormous dog treats lol wtf?" Well, fuck me. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
120 |
102 |
12 |
6 |
976 |
Did we bring a Trojan dog? |
1.2000 |
0.04031 |
120 |
98 |
20 |
2 |
977 |
Now put the rubber ball in the catapult! |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
978 |
There’s no sign of Humpty Dumpty. I fear the worst. |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
979 |
Oh my Dog! |
1.2000 |
0.04423 |
130 |
110 |
14 |
6 |
980 |
Take those back, it's already big-boned. |
1.2000 |
0.04123 |
150 |
127 |
16 |
7 |
981 |
See if he jumps out if we bury the bones |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
982 |
Let"s first wait till he rolls over. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
983 |
I think we're ready for the Trojan Bone! |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
984 |
He is already sitting. I need him DOWN! |
1.2000 |
0.04654 |
115 |
97 |
13 |
5 |
985 |
One more. I’ve almost got him stay! |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
986 |
He says he needs you guys to Sit! and Stay! |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
987 |
Pick up the 'Good Boy' chant! He's getting antsy. |
1.2000 |
0.04221 |
145 |
123 |
15 |
7 |
988 |
Forget the bones, go get me the toy, I think he's ready to play ball. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
105 |
86 |
17 |
2 |
989 |
He says he wants homework" |
1.2000 |
0.04971 |
115 |
99 |
9 |
7 |
990 |
He says we're very good boys |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
991 |
It's ok, he is a rescue. |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
992 |
Okay, start rolling the pill in a ton of peanut butter. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
993 |
Save some for the House of Yorkie! |
1.2000 |
0.04487 |
115 |
96 |
15 |
4 |
994 |
Looks like the peanut butter flavor is working! |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
995 |
Who wants to take him for a walk? |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
996 |
He thinks he has a bone to pick. |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
997 |
Idiots! Did none of you bring something for the cat? |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
120 |
102 |
12 |
6 |
998 |
I said, "Retreat! Not dog treat!" |
1.2000 |
0.04971 |
115 |
99 |
9 |
7 |
999 |
Shout out who's the good boy!!! |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
1000 |
Go fetch backup! |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
1001 |
Who said these bones help his breath? I’m dying up here! |
1.2000 |
0.04201 |
120 |
99 |
18 |
3 |
1002 |
Nick! Nack! Paddy! Wack! You know what to do! |
1.1986 |
0.03796 |
141 |
116 |
22 |
3 |
1003 |
Hurry, while he's being such a good boy! |
1.1984 |
0.03907 |
126 |
103 |
21 |
2 |
1004 |
We need more kibble- pass it on- no more bones- only more kibble! |
1.1984 |
0.03907 |
126 |
103 |
21 |
2 |
1005 |
Okay, now assume belly rub formation! |
1.1983 |
0.04638 |
121 |
103 |
12 |
6 |
1006 |
Start up the Trojan Squirrel! |
1.1983 |
0.04331 |
121 |
101 |
16 |
4 |
1007 |
Remember, he eats the green one last. |
1.1983 |
0.04452 |
116 |
97 |
15 |
4 |
1008 |
Ok lads, I think we're ready to try "shake a paw" ! |
1.1983 |
0.04101 |
116 |
95 |
19 |
2 |
1009 |
He says he appreciates the gesture, but dogs are color blind |
1.1983 |
0.04101 |
116 |
95 |
19 |
2 |
1010 |
The knick-knack-paddy-whack didn't work either! Let's roll on home! |
1.1983 |
0.04452 |
116 |
97 |
15 |
4 |
1011 |
I've got a bone to pick. |
1.1983 |
0.04452 |
116 |
97 |
15 |
4 |
1012 |
Hurry, bring the leash |
1.1983 |
0.03914 |
116 |
94 |
21 |
1 |
1013 |
At ease! Fire up the tennis ball trebuchet! |
1.1983 |
0.04280 |
116 |
96 |
17 |
3 |
1014 |
This isn't working. Deploy the Fire Hydrant! |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
1015 |
This dog subscribes to the New Yorker. No matter how anemic he seems, we must throw him a bone.” |
1.1982 |
0.04400 |
111 |
92 |
16 |
3 |
1016 |
Looks like “Who’s a good doggie?” isn’t going to work. |
1.1982 |
0.04400 |
111 |
92 |
16 |
3 |
1017 |
We must reinforce positive behavior at all costs! |
1.1982 |
0.04758 |
111 |
94 |
12 |
5 |
1018 |
Release the squirrels on the left flank! |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
1019 |
No, not that kind of retreat! |
1.1982 |
0.04758 |
111 |
94 |
12 |
5 |
1020 |
He says he needs to go out! |
1.1981 |
0.04114 |
106 |
86 |
19 |
1 |
1021 |
We can’t afford to keep feeding him. Can we give him back? |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
1022 |
Forget the flavored ones. Give me one with a sedative! |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
1023 |
Looks like we're gonna need a bigger bone! |
1.1981 |
0.04911 |
106 |
90 |
11 |
5 |
1024 |
He doesn't respond to sit. |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
1025 |
I thought you said it was a horse. |
1.1981 |
0.04327 |
106 |
87 |
17 |
2 |
1026 |
Can one of you please hold the ladder steady? |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
1027 |
Go back. He only does cheese flavored. |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
1028 |
Bring forward The Cat! |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
1029 |
It's a fidodom |
1.1980 |
0.05269 |
101 |
87 |
8 |
6 |
1030 |
Send the squeaky toy soldier- quick! |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
1031 |
It has to be gluten free- remember? |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
1032 |
I’m full you nitwits! Now go home to your wives and give her your best bone. |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
1033 |
The Dobermann betrayed us! These are not repellents! |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
1034 |
He says he's a good boy, and he's sorry about barking at us at the front gate. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
1035 |
He wants a darker grey one. |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
1036 |
Hold on, I see they have a cat, too. |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
1037 |
Step right up to the World’s Biggest Dog and Bony Show! |
1.1969 |
0.04336 |
127 |
107 |
15 |
5 |
1038 |
No, no, no! The milk bones with gravy. |
1.1967 |
0.03797 |
122 |
99 |
22 |
1 |
1039 |
Just say "down boy" |
1.1967 |
0.04299 |
122 |
102 |
16 |
4 |
1040 |
Maybe we shouldn’t hide in those. |
1.1966 |
0.04739 |
117 |
100 |
11 |
6 |
1041 |
Keep em' coming... got him to "sit" now working on "fetch" |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
1042 |
He says his home is HIS castle. |
1.1966 |
0.04581 |
117 |
99 |
13 |
5 |
1043 |
Trick or Treat! |
1.1966 |
0.04739 |
117 |
100 |
11 |
6 |
1044 |
Keep the gold ones coming. |
1.1964 |
0.04545 |
112 |
94 |
14 |
4 |
1045 |
Okay, once he's distracted fire the cat-apult |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
1046 |
He said his name is Clifford and he used to be red |
1.1964 |
0.04545 |
112 |
94 |
14 |
4 |
1047 |
Now do I have a bone to pick with you. |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
1048 |
Quick! More bones! Before he eats the White Castle! |
1.1963 |
0.05046 |
107 |
92 |
9 |
6 |
1049 |
No, not just the biscuits, he wants the whole bag. |
1.1963 |
0.05046 |
107 |
92 |
9 |
6 |
1050 |
He’s willing to negotiate! Hold off on the T.R.E.A.T.S.! |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
1051 |
Bring forth the Trojan squeaky toy! |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
1052 |
Look, there are hostile takeovers, and then there are totally rude takeovers. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
1053 |
We need chocolate, you idiots. Who brought the peanut butter kind? |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
1054 |
More ‼️ More‼️ More‼️
He’s Hugh |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
1055 |
It’s alright—he’s such a good boy! |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
1056 |
Release the Hounds ! |
1.1961 |
0.04189 |
102 |
83 |
18 |
1 |
1057 |
Enough! Now catapult over the giant squeaky toy! |
1.1961 |
0.04189 |
102 |
83 |
18 |
1 |
1058 |
He keeps spitting out the pill! Tell the king we need a slice of cheese, now! |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
1059 |
And you said to not bring the catapult. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
1060 |
He says: “Your mother is a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!” |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
1061 |
We’re running out of biscuits. Quick, what’s French for ‘play dead? |
1.1957 |
0.04223 |
138 |
117 |
15 |
6 |
1062 |
Faster! Clifford desperately needs some color. |
1.1955 |
0.04059 |
133 |
111 |
18 |
4 |
1063 |
He says he's got a bone to pick with all of you! |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
1064 |
He gladly accepts bribes. |
1.1953 |
0.04304 |
128 |
108 |
15 |
5 |
1065 |
Quick, get the CAT-a polt! |
1.1951 |
0.04267 |
123 |
103 |
16 |
4 |
1066 |
Why did we take Gulliver's dogsitting job? |
1.1951 |
0.04712 |
123 |
106 |
10 |
7 |
1067 |
More of the YELLOW ONES |
1.1951 |
0.04107 |
123 |
102 |
18 |
3 |
1068 |
Go fetch me the cat o'nine tails! |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
1069 |
We’re gonna need a bigger leash. |
1.1949 |
0.03855 |
118 |
96 |
21 |
1 |
1070 |
He bit my finger! |
1.1949 |
0.04545 |
118 |
100 |
13 |
5 |
1071 |
It worked! She loves me. She really, really loves me. |
1.1949 |
0.04383 |
118 |
99 |
15 |
4 |
1072 |
Get the vacuum cleaner! |
1.1949 |
0.05000 |
118 |
103 |
7 |
8 |
1073 |
Be wants to play fetch! |
1.1947 |
0.04142 |
113 |
93 |
18 |
2 |
1074 |
Forget the bones.Who’s going to walk him? |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
1075 |
Quick, someone go get the cat-apult! |
1.1947 |
0.04142 |
113 |
93 |
18 |
2 |
1076 |
Quick, we need the bacon flavored one. |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
1077 |
I need a volunteer to scratch his belly while I find the princess! |
1.1944 |
0.04254 |
108 |
89 |
17 |
2 |
1078 |
Only one per day |
1.1944 |
0.03976 |
144 |
121 |
18 |
5 |
1079 |
Who changed the brand? |
1.1944 |
0.04643 |
108 |
91 |
13 |
4 |
1080 |
Bigger!! I need the EXTRA large ones! |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
1081 |
He only likes Triscuits. |
1.1944 |
0.04254 |
108 |
89 |
17 |
2 |
1082 |
Oh man, he took a dump on the sofa! |
1.1944 |
0.03852 |
144 |
120 |
20 |
4 |
1083 |
Fetch me another. |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
1084 |
He says Monty Python's bit was funnier. |
1.1944 |
0.05002 |
108 |
93 |
9 |
6 |
1085 |
She said organic! |
1.1944 |
0.04826 |
108 |
92 |
11 |
5 |
1086 |
It’s Clifford The Big Red Doge |
1.1942 |
0.03664 |
139 |
114 |
23 |
2 |
1087 |
Guillermo del Toro’s “The Cookie Monster” |
1.1942 |
0.05173 |
103 |
89 |
8 |
6 |
1088 |
Dog-gone it,boys,we have to bone up on our tactics! |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
1089 |
Quick, bring in the catapult with the giant tennis ball! |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
1090 |
Keep those biscuits coming! He always naps after eating.... |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
1091 |
We are the Knights Who Say Woof! |
1.1940 |
0.04300 |
134 |
114 |
14 |
6 |
1092 |
He says it's not organic. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
1093 |
Gift of the Danaans |
1.1939 |
0.04014 |
98 |
79 |
19 |
0 |
1094 |
Balls to the walls! |
1.1939 |
0.05161 |
98 |
84 |
9 |
5 |
1095 |
If his chain was 10 feet longer he would be having a real meal. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1096 |
Four more and he’ll open the back gate. |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1097 |
Quick, more peanut butter flavor! |
1.1935 |
0.04235 |
124 |
104 |
16 |
4 |
1098 |
I told you a million times, he ONLY wants the lemon-flavored ones! |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
1099 |
I have no bone to pick with you! |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
1100 |
QUICK, HAND ME SOME WEE WEE PADS! |
1.1935 |
0.04387 |
124 |
105 |
14 |
5 |
1101 |
Halt!!! He is not vegetarian!!! |
1.1935 |
0.04387 |
124 |
105 |
14 |
5 |
1102 |
Yep, he likes the lemon ones! |
1.1935 |
0.04394 |
93 |
76 |
16 |
1 |
1103 |
USPS Dog Bite Awareness Week Dec. 18-24, 1492 |
1.1935 |
0.04235 |
124 |
104 |
16 |
4 |
1104 |
Keep ‘em coming…it’s a Lab! |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
1105 |
He's asking again: 'Who's a good boy?!' |
1.1933 |
0.04349 |
119 |
100 |
15 |
4 |
1106 |
He's done eating, but now one of you needs to take him for a walk. |
1.1933 |
0.04509 |
119 |
101 |
13 |
5 |
1107 |
My kingdom for a chew toy! |
1.1933 |
0.04509 |
119 |
101 |
13 |
5 |
1108 |
When we go back, we'll tell everyone he was scary! |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
1109 |
That’s no dragon! |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
1110 |
Keep them coming -- His tail's starting to wag! |
1.1930 |
0.03916 |
114 |
93 |
20 |
1 |
1111 |
A few more, and I think I can get him to play dead. |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
1112 |
Enough bones already,get me a throwing stick. |
1.1927 |
0.04219 |
109 |
90 |
17 |
2 |
1113 |
Nick, Nack, Patty, Wack; Give the dog a bone!! |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
1114 |
Bring on the fire hydrants. |
1.1927 |
0.04013 |
109 |
89 |
19 |
1 |
1115 |
C'mon, let's make Neville Chamberlain proud. |
1.1927 |
0.04219 |
109 |
90 |
17 |
2 |
1116 |
Biden's dog wants more bones! Get Tucker Carlson's head! |
1.1927 |
0.04785 |
109 |
93 |
11 |
5 |
1117 |
Fall back! The beast needs to go for walkies! |
1.1923 |
0.04941 |
104 |
89 |
10 |
5 |
1118 |
They’re crunchier than peasants, but he misses the squeaks. |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
1119 |
Now catapulters! Launch the ball now! |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
1120 |
Hurry,he prefers the ones that taste like bacon. |
1.1923 |
0.04117 |
104 |
85 |
18 |
1 |
1121 |
In next week's episode of Game of Bones... |
1.1923 |
0.05127 |
104 |
90 |
8 |
6 |
1122 |
Tell the assault team to watch where they step. |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
1123 |
We must have heard wrong. I don't think he's such a good boy. |
1.1923 |
0.04100 |
130 |
109 |
17 |
4 |
1124 |
No not that one! The habanero. |
1.1920 |
0.04500 |
125 |
107 |
12 |
6 |
1125 |
How did they get the Trojan Horse OUT of the city? |
1.1920 |
0.04500 |
125 |
107 |
12 |
6 |
1126 |
This isn't working! Bring on the dog toys! |
1.1920 |
0.03715 |
125 |
102 |
22 |
1 |
1127 |
It doesn''t matter: dogs have almost no color vision. |
1.1919 |
0.04229 |
99 |
81 |
17 |
1 |
1128 |
Fetchez le biscuit! |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
1129 |
Where's the fresh bowl of water?! |
1.1917 |
0.03977 |
120 |
99 |
19 |
2 |
1130 |
He wants low-carb only! |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
1131 |
It’s working, he’s distracted. Get those other yellow ones up here FAST! |
1.1915 |
0.04351 |
94 |
77 |
16 |
1 |
1132 |
We’re good. Floppy ears. |
1.1913 |
0.03885 |
115 |
94 |
20 |
1 |
1133 |
I learned this trick from their king's letter carrier. |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
1134 |
Hey guys, he’s wagging his tail. That’s a good thing…right? |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
1135 |
Keep ‘em coming, guys! He’s rrreeeally hungry! |
1.1910 |
0.05270 |
89 |
76 |
9 |
4 |
1136 |
Give a dog a bone!!! Damnit! |
1.1909 |
0.04565 |
110 |
93 |
13 |
4 |
1137 |
after all, we are in Canine! |
1.1909 |
0.04745 |
110 |
94 |
11 |
5 |
1138 |
Prepare the tennis ball cannons! |
1.1909 |
0.04184 |
110 |
91 |
17 |
2 |
1139 |
I don’t care what her majesty says, i am NOT picking up after him!!! |
1.1909 |
0.04379 |
110 |
92 |
15 |
3 |
1140 |
No pinks or greens! She only wants the yellows! Why is that so hard to understand? |
1.1909 |
0.04565 |
110 |
93 |
13 |
4 |
1141 |
Go Back!! We boned up on the wrong strategy! |
1.1909 |
0.04379 |
110 |
92 |
15 |
3 |
1142 |
Cry havoc! The dog of war is a very good boy! |
1.1909 |
0.04565 |
110 |
93 |
13 |
4 |
1143 |
No more biscuits! Poop bag poop bag , on the double ! |
1.1909 |
0.04745 |
110 |
94 |
11 |
5 |
1144 |
No, he wants bacon. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
1145 |
Didn't anybody bring the damn leash? |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
1146 |
May I offer some feedback? At my old job we used a catapult. |
1.1908 |
0.03819 |
152 |
128 |
19 |
5 |
1147 |
Forget the bones. Just leave the package at the gate. |
1.1905 |
0.04300 |
105 |
87 |
16 |
2 |
1148 |
It’s raining dogs and catapults. |
1.1905 |
0.04508 |
105 |
88 |
14 |
3 |
1149 |
Of course he's a rescue. |
1.1905 |
0.04300 |
105 |
87 |
16 |
2 |
1150 |
He's a very good boy! Everybody over the wall! |
1.1905 |
0.04508 |
105 |
88 |
14 |
3 |
1151 |
Stop, stop, ... they anticipated our Trojan strategy, stop! |
1.1905 |
0.04508 |
105 |
88 |
14 |
3 |
1152 |
Go back! The Trojan Bones aren't working! |
1.1905 |
0.04508 |
105 |
88 |
14 |
3 |
1153 |
Nick, Nack, Paddy, and Whack, give the dog a bone! |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
1154 |
Green breath mint, and hurry! |
1.1905 |
0.04081 |
105 |
86 |
18 |
1 |
1155 |
The Green one. The GREEN one, dammit! She says she's vegan! |
1.1905 |
0.04300 |
105 |
87 |
16 |
2 |
1156 |
Quick! He wants the beef one! |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
1157 |
'Gluten Free, It has to be Gluten Free. How many times do I have to tell you. |
1.1905 |
0.04508 |
105 |
88 |
14 |
3 |
1158 |
I repeat, Operation Trojan Dog Treat is cancelled! |
1.1901 |
0.04118 |
121 |
101 |
17 |
3 |
1159 |
I said knick knack paddy whack! |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
1160 |
THE RED ONE!THE RED ONE!! |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
1161 |
A dog named Gulliver. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
1162 |
Quick! More of those edibles! |
1.1900 |
0.04191 |
100 |
82 |
17 |
1 |
1163 |
No, not the yellow ones! They're making him grow even bigger! |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1164 |
The dog bones aren’t working, let’s try the ball |
1.1898 |
0.03518 |
137 |
112 |
24 |
1 |
1165 |
Distracted?! He's not distracted! He's looking right at me! |
1.1897 |
0.04045 |
116 |
96 |
18 |
2 |
1166 |
On second thought,cancel the Trojan Dog Treat! |
1.1897 |
0.04400 |
116 |
98 |
14 |
4 |
1167 |
The Chihuahuas were much more cooperative. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
1168 |
Don't give him any more of the ones with growth hormone in them! |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
1169 |
We've reached the great mongrel empire. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
1170 |
No bones about it, he is a big dog! |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
1171 |
Did anyone bring a plastic bag?‘ |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
1172 |
Now the heartworm pill! |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
1173 |
We’re gonna need a bigger box of biscuits. |
1.1894 |
0.03897 |
132 |
110 |
19 |
3 |
1174 |
Did we bring any projectiles that sqeak? |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
1175 |
Hold it, we've been worshiping an anagram! |
1.1892 |
0.04705 |
111 |
95 |
11 |
5 |
1176 |
he says where's the meat? |
1.1892 |
0.04343 |
111 |
93 |
15 |
3 |
1177 |
Omg his breath is awful,send up the green one! |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1178 |
Ok. No one else climb up. Just pass them to me, and I’ll toss them over the wall. |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
1179 |
Next time all we'll have to do is ring a bell. |
1.1889 |
0.04440 |
90 |
74 |
15 |
1 |
1180 |
We're going to need our largest shovel! |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
1181 |
He said he’s an emotional support dog and that you’re doing a great job! |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
1182 |
At the pet store they assured us that he wouldn't get any bigger than fifteen or twenty pounds. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
1183 |
I think we need a bigger bone. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
1184 |
Can you toss a guy a bone? |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
1185 |
Don't worry, he's friendly! |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
1186 |
No! Send them all back! He can't have gluten! |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
1187 |
He's still begging--get Sir Pavlov up here quick. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
1188 |
Any room in our military budget to hire a dog walker? |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
1189 |
He doesn't get it when I say "HEEL" |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
1190 |
have no fear, boys, a visibly depressed woman who has somehow attached all significance in life to the plight of pitbulls assures me there are no bad dogs, there are only bad people |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
1191 |
Bring up the leash! |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
1192 |
Castle Bone Yard |
1.1881 |
0.05211 |
101 |
88 |
7 |
6 |
1193 |
It's an Irish Setter. Quick! The green one! |
1.1881 |
0.05211 |
101 |
88 |
7 |
6 |
1194 |
He says that he can’t be bribed by dog biscuits, but if we wire a million dollars to his bank account he will let us in. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
1195 |
Now he is demanding organic. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
1196 |
Run this is just the puppy |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
1197 |
Keep it moving! I am not going back to clean-up duty! |
1.1880 |
0.04014 |
117 |
97 |
18 |
2 |
1198 |
Change menu. He identifies as human. |
1.1880 |
0.04365 |
117 |
99 |
14 |
4 |
1199 |
When I say three, catapult the squirrel! |
1.1880 |
0.04365 |
117 |
99 |
14 |
4 |
1200 |
Lucky for me that they do not realize that a pat on the head would be just as satisfying as all these bones. |
1.1880 |
0.04531 |
117 |
100 |
12 |
5 |
1201 |
See if there’s dog flap you can enter! |
1.1880 |
0.04365 |
117 |
99 |
14 |
4 |
1202 |
Go back and tell the boys at The Round Table we found Barksalot! |
1.1880 |
0.04014 |
117 |
97 |
18 |
2 |
1203 |
Okay, this isn't going to work. Who fancies having a go at tickling his tummy? |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
1204 |
Roll over the Fetch-a-pult, men! |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
1205 |
I told you, aim for the head and not the mouth! |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
1206 |
Huh oh, wrong fairy tale. |
1.1875 |
0.04666 |
112 |
96 |
11 |
5 |
1207 |
Hurry and get a larger basket for him! |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
1208 |
Come people come! The puppies are adorable and about our size. |
1.1875 |
0.04116 |
112 |
93 |
17 |
2 |
1209 |
Keep 'em coming boys, I almost have him eating out of the palm of my hand. |
1.1875 |
0.03916 |
112 |
92 |
19 |
1 |
1210 |
I don't think the Trojan Bones were a good idea! |
1.1875 |
0.04666 |
112 |
96 |
11 |
5 |
1211 |
No; not Game of BONES! |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
1212 |
It’s safe he’s domesticated |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
1213 |
He doesn't believe they're organic and locally sourced. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
1214 |
Forget those. Bring more turkey liver! |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
1215 |
After this we try the Trojan fire hydrant? |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1216 |
He wants one with CBT |
1.1875 |
0.04260 |
128 |
109 |
14 |
5 |
1217 |
Cuteness incoming, brace, brace!! |
1.1875 |
0.04260 |
128 |
109 |
14 |
5 |
1218 |
Look out...he's gonna blow! |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
1219 |
More treats! More treats! They’ve unleashed the dogs of war! |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
1220 |
Hurry up! He's being a REALLY good boy! |
1.1869 |
0.04227 |
107 |
89 |
16 |
2 |
1221 |
Whose turn to walk him? |
1.1869 |
0.04227 |
107 |
89 |
16 |
2 |
1222 |
Where's the chocolate one? |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
1223 |
You know, he's color blind! |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
1224 |
Quick, give me the one with seconol! |
1.1869 |
0.04013 |
107 |
88 |
18 |
1 |
1225 |
They’re all the same flavor anyway. |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
1226 |
Fetch the balls! |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
1227 |
We will soon be inside, I got him eating out my hands. |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
1228 |
We’ll mount our attack when he poops! |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
1229 |
You REALLY have to watch your step in there. |
1.1864 |
0.04495 |
118 |
101 |
12 |
5 |
1230 |
Let's bring him to heel. |
1.1863 |
0.04772 |
102 |
87 |
11 |
4 |
1231 |
We're gonna need the peanut butter Kong!!! |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
1232 |
IT'S NOT WORKING, GET THE CAT! |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
1233 |
Lies! His bark is way worse than his bite! |
1.1863 |
0.04772 |
102 |
87 |
11 |
4 |
1234 |
Hold up the chicken flavor and bring on the liver flavor. |
1.1863 |
0.04772 |
102 |
87 |
11 |
4 |
1235 |
Oh no, never point the biscuit at him! He’s a rescue dog and he’ll freak out. |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
1236 |
Enough with the biscuits. Go back and get higher boots. |
1.1863 |
0.04772 |
102 |
87 |
11 |
4 |
1237 |
I’m thinking maybe we try the cat-apult |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
1238 |
Run away Swiftly...he knows we are Lilliputians! |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
1239 |
Hurry up Nick,Nack,Paddy and Wack!! |
1.1863 |
0.04971 |
102 |
88 |
9 |
5 |
1240 |
He says take 'em back! Bones this color are not organic! |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
1241 |
Get the steak! His owner's coming! |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
1242 |
Hurry up, this dog must have his day. |
1.1858 |
0.04453 |
113 |
96 |
13 |
4 |
1243 |
Hold it. He's got his own stash! |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
1244 |
He's looking for the one that will turn him RED! |
1.1858 |
0.03885 |
113 |
93 |
19 |
1 |
1245 |
Don’t worry, men. He’s never bitten anybody. |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
1246 |
She's a good girl, we're in! |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
1247 |
His name is "Rex." |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
1248 |
Yup, he's eating healthy after the holidays. Send up the veggie bone. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
1249 |
Another round of the crunchy, osteoporosis ones! |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
1250 |
I'm not sure a caption would make this scenario any funnier, guys. What say we cut our losses and call it a day? |
1.1856 |
0.05146 |
97 |
84 |
8 |
5 |
1251 |
Any of them. Dogs are color-blind. |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
1252 |
Plan B: The CATapult. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
1253 |
Faster before it eat us |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
1254 |
He says we're all really good boys! |
1.1852 |
0.03979 |
108 |
89 |
18 |
1 |
1255 |
Quick! Release the squirrel!" |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1256 |
More kibbles. |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
1257 |
No strawberry, damnit! |
1.1852 |
0.05120 |
108 |
95 |
6 |
7 |
1258 |
...the scooperrr! |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
1259 |
Red Rover prefers the yellow ones. |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
1260 |
Good boy |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
1261 |
Quick, the minty bone! |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
1262 |
He’s had enough of the veggie biscuits, bring up the bacon-flavored one. |
1.1849 |
0.04128 |
119 |
100 |
16 |
3 |
1263 |
Cat-apult? Seriously, this is no time for puns! |
1.1849 |
0.03768 |
119 |
98 |
20 |
1 |
1264 |
NO, not the green one! |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
1265 |
Close the floodgates - he's lifting his leg! |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
1266 |
I said retreat not more treats! |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
1267 |
Trust the plan — there's no way he'll bite the hand that feeds him! |
1.1848 |
0.05338 |
92 |
80 |
7 |
5 |
1268 |
Good call on the boots. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
1269 |
Look out! This is a T-Rex Dog! |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
1270 |
Please do not yell "Bad Dog" when I am this close to him!! |
1.1845 |
0.04926 |
103 |
89 |
9 |
5 |
1271 |
Give me the one with chicken bones |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
1272 |
Make haste, or I’m next! |
1.1845 |
0.04081 |
103 |
85 |
17 |
1 |
1273 |
Damn. The “ go fetch” strategy didn’t work. |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
1274 |
More bones! The beast’s breath is most foul, but its eyes beguile me. |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
1275 |
Retreat! Retreat my my friends! Our "bones of contention" are ineffective against this "English Dog"! |
1.1845 |
0.04729 |
103 |
88 |
11 |
4 |
1276 |
Tell my wife I love her! |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
1277 |
Can you just bring it to me and quit waiting for an idiom? |
1.1845 |
0.03840 |
103 |
84 |
19 |
0 |
1278 |
I don’t know guys, seems like he prefers a raw diet. |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
1279 |
The tricks are not working, brings the treats! |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
1280 |
With a knick-knack paddy whack... |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
1281 |
More num-nums! |
1.1842 |
0.04050 |
114 |
95 |
17 |
2 |
1282 |
I told you we should’ve hidden in a big horse instead! |
1.1842 |
0.04589 |
114 |
98 |
11 |
5 |
1283 |
He likes the yellow ones best. Hurry! |
1.1842 |
0.04238 |
114 |
96 |
15 |
3 |
1284 |
Hurry up before he decides we might be tasty! |
1.1840 |
0.03833 |
125 |
104 |
19 |
2 |
1285 |
Stay back! This dog is bad to the bone. |
1.1840 |
0.03833 |
125 |
104 |
19 |
2 |
1286 |
Does anyone know what’s French for roll over? |
1.1840 |
0.04455 |
125 |
108 |
11 |
6 |
1287 |
Yep, he prefers chicken favor. Tell the boys in the commercial division we’re ready to go to market! |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
1288 |
Run for your lives, he's not house-trained! |
1.1839 |
0.05305 |
87 |
75 |
8 |
4 |
1289 |
Well today is THIS dog’s day. |
1.1839 |
0.05305 |
87 |
75 |
8 |
4 |
1290 |
He says he’s already got one! |
1.1839 |
0.05305 |
87 |
75 |
8 |
4 |
1291 |
Leave the pink and green, this is a golden retriever. |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
1292 |
I don’t care if he said that he doesn’t like the green ones. He’s colorblind! |
1.1839 |
0.05305 |
87 |
75 |
8 |
4 |
1293 |
These weapons are useless! |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
1294 |
Not the green ones! He hates the green ones. |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
1295 |
No bones about it, men! We don’t have a dog in this fight! |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
1296 |
Easy on the treats men, this boys poops are mind-boggling. |
1.1837 |
0.04886 |
98 |
84 |
10 |
4 |
1297 |
Faster, guys! This one's a munch monster. |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
1298 |
He IS sitting; just throw me the bones. |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
1299 |
He likes the tutti-frutti one!! Get me more tutti-frutti bones!!! |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
1300 |
I just wished him "bone appetit." |
1.1837 |
0.04886 |
98 |
84 |
10 |
4 |
1301 |
go fetch the leash |
1.1837 |
0.04886 |
98 |
84 |
10 |
4 |
1302 |
His breath is awful! |
1.1837 |
0.04886 |
98 |
84 |
10 |
4 |
1303 |
Almost makes me long for the days when we slayed dragons. |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
1304 |
But he identifies as a reindeer. |
1.1835 |
0.04355 |
109 |
92 |
14 |
3 |
1305 |
Just the ones with a knick-knack paddy-whack! |
1.1835 |
0.04355 |
109 |
92 |
14 |
3 |
1306 |
Wrong color! He said he needs blue today! |
1.1829 |
0.04296 |
82 |
67 |
15 |
0 |
1307 |
It’s OK! He’s a good boy!! A VERY good boy!!! |
1.1829 |
0.05522 |
82 |
71 |
7 |
4 |
1308 |
Quick, now throw the tennis ball! |
1.1828 |
0.04310 |
93 |
77 |
15 |
1 |
1309 |
He likes the cheese flavored ones. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
1310 |
How Clifford got his color. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
1311 |
No more ! He's eating us out of house and home. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
1312 |
He helped us take the city, but at what cost? |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
1313 |
I’ve got him to sit now fetch more dog biscuits. |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
1314 |
Yell "Sit!" |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
1315 |
Give me the one that helps his bad breath!! |
1.1826 |
0.04381 |
115 |
98 |
13 |
4 |
1316 |
Keep ‘em coming - he’s a VERY good boy. |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
1317 |
Dogs are color blind! |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
1318 |
Attack, men! Rejoice that Dragon Castle cut its defense budget. |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
1319 |
Quick. Tell the baker. This dog only likes the yellow treats. |
1.1818 |
0.04121 |
110 |
92 |
16 |
2 |
1320 |
Great news- he's chipped! |
1.1818 |
0.05461 |
77 |
66 |
8 |
3 |
1321 |
When I asked for reinforcements,I didn't mean bring in the bones! |
1.1818 |
0.04121 |
110 |
92 |
16 |
2 |
1322 |
Positive reinforcements! |
1.1818 |
0.04840 |
99 |
85 |
10 |
4 |
1323 |
I need a volunteer, and a very very big bag. |
1.1818 |
0.04121 |
110 |
92 |
16 |
2 |
1324 |
Get me a ball!! |
1.1818 |
0.03914 |
110 |
91 |
18 |
1 |
1325 |
And they're vegan! |
1.1818 |
0.04689 |
110 |
95 |
10 |
5 |
1326 |
GOD is a DOG |
1.1818 |
0.05492 |
88 |
77 |
6 |
5 |
1327 |
All together: "knick knack paddy wack . . . ." |
1.1818 |
0.04121 |
110 |
92 |
16 |
2 |
1328 |
Our offer of a tummy rub and a scratch behind the ears has been rejected. |
1.1818 |
0.03896 |
99 |
81 |
18 |
0 |
1329 |
No go back, its a trick. |
1.1818 |
0.04840 |
99 |
85 |
10 |
4 |
1330 |
Inform the King that treat negotiations are going well! |
1.1818 |
0.04121 |
110 |
92 |
16 |
2 |
1331 |
Be careful lads, he may start licking your face at a moments notice. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
88 |
76 |
8 |
4 |
1332 |
Send the yellow! No, the other yellow! The one with the worm pill! |
1.1811 |
0.03608 |
127 |
105 |
21 |
1 |
1333 |
Crossing a mote was easier than charming a watchdog! |
1.1810 |
0.03986 |
116 |
97 |
17 |
2 |
1334 |
‘Quick ! Get the Attack Frisbees while he’s distracted.” |
1.1810 |
0.03986 |
116 |
97 |
17 |
2 |
1335 |
Now go get something for the cat. |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
1336 |
Stop! Stop! If he poops we’re dead. |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
1337 |
His bark is worse than his bite. |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
1338 |
Bring me the pink one, quick! |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
1339 |
Sir Loin, get up here! |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
1340 |
Hey Mikey,he likes it,he likes it |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
1341 |
Ok, when these are finished, get up here and scratch his belly. |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
1342 |
Come on guys! He won't sit and stay much longer! |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
1343 |
Keep 'em coming! He is going to wag the wall down any minute. |
1.1807 |
0.05184 |
83 |
71 |
9 |
3 |
1344 |
A little more challenging now; he wants canned food! |
1.1803 |
0.04199 |
122 |
104 |
14 |
4 |
1345 |
We tried carrot, now for stick.
Bring the trebuchet of angry cats. |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
1346 |
The peanut butter biscuit! He wants the peanut butter biscuit! |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
1347 |
Our troops are at the gate! Keep singing! "With a knick-knack paddywhack..." |
1.1802 |
0.04470 |
111 |
95 |
12 |
4 |
1348 |
He's too good--re-treat! Re-treat! |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
1349 |
Save the retreat strategy for now... |
1.1802 |
0.04087 |
111 |
93 |
16 |
2 |
1350 |
WE NEED MORE FIBER-QUICK |
1.1802 |
0.04087 |
111 |
93 |
16 |
2 |
1351 |
His defense is weakening! |
1.1802 |
0.03882 |
111 |
92 |
18 |
1 |
1352 |
Fire the tennis ball catapult! |
1.1802 |
0.04650 |
111 |
96 |
10 |
5 |
1353 |
It's a very good boy! |
1.1802 |
0.04087 |
111 |
93 |
16 |
2 |
1354 |
It’s a BOY!!! |
1.1802 |
0.04650 |
111 |
96 |
10 |
5 |
1355 |
Keep feeding him milk bones until he forgets about eating the king |
1.1802 |
0.04650 |
111 |
96 |
10 |
5 |
1356 |
We must feed the beast to gain entry |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
1357 |
He says he only wants the ones with sprinkles because they make him feel special. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
1358 |
Hey everyone, there really is a Clifford |
1.1800 |
0.05001 |
100 |
87 |
8 |
5 |
1359 |
THAT'S A NEGATIVE ON OPERATION TROJAN BONE. RETREAT! |
1.1800 |
0.05001 |
100 |
87 |
8 |
5 |
1360 |
I didn't fart. The dog did. |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
1361 |
Its working they're lower the drawbridge so he can bury it! |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
1362 |
I dare one of you to mention how we should have brought a catapult. Try me! |
1.1798 |
0.04941 |
89 |
76 |
10 |
3 |
1363 |
There are doodles are far as the eye can see on the other side of this wall! |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
1364 |
Get that spinach one out of here, are you mad? |
1.1795 |
0.04137 |
117 |
99 |
15 |
3 |
1365 |
I think we are going to need a bigger bone!
Caption by Edgar A. Goetzl |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
1366 |
Bring a toy! |
1.1795 |
0.03955 |
117 |
98 |
17 |
2 |
1367 |
Bring more blue and yellows, he doesn’t see red or green. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
1368 |
Let's try the cat-apult. |
1.1792 |
0.04405 |
106 |
90 |
13 |
3 |
1369 |
Methinks the beast likes the cheddar-flavored ones best! |
1.1792 |
0.03976 |
106 |
88 |
17 |
1 |
1370 |
Quick! Before I give in to the cute! |
1.1792 |
0.04604 |
106 |
91 |
11 |
4 |
1371 |
We need reinforcements. Re-treat! |
1.1792 |
0.03976 |
106 |
88 |
17 |
1 |
1372 |
Keep those mastodon bones coming, I'm almost in! |
1.1792 |
0.04196 |
106 |
89 |
15 |
2 |
1373 |
A slipper! A slipper! My kingdom for a slipper! |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
1374 |
Hey, boneheads! Would you throw me a bone? |
1.1789 |
0.05180 |
95 |
83 |
7 |
5 |
1375 |
He chose not to sign the first treaty |
1.1789 |
0.05180 |
95 |
83 |
7 |
5 |
1376 |
Hurry up! I can't make him sit much longer! |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
1377 |
Hold on a second … then what? |
1.1789 |
0.04325 |
123 |
106 |
12 |
5 |
1378 |
Arm and deploy chicken flavored! |
1.1786 |
0.04054 |
112 |
94 |
16 |
2 |
1379 |
This isn't working, bring out the catapult! |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
1380 |
Prepare the catapult and the tennis ball. |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
1381 |
Pretend to throw one so I can sneak over the wall. |
1.1786 |
0.04782 |
112 |
98 |
8 |
6 |
1382 |
I know we’ve had our differences, Roger, but just this once, throw me a bone! |
1.1786 |
0.04054 |
112 |
94 |
16 |
2 |
1383 |
Only the ones that taste like chicken. |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
1384 |
Put down the bones and get me a cat! |
1.1782 |
0.04313 |
101 |
85 |
14 |
2 |
1385 |
We should've used the dog-a-pult. |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
1386 |
Quick, the shock collar. |
1.1782 |
0.04954 |
101 |
88 |
8 |
5 |
1387 |
He says, "send the catsup now!" |
1.1782 |
0.04313 |
101 |
85 |
14 |
2 |
1388 |
No, no, no! He only like the yellow ones! |
1.1782 |
0.04077 |
101 |
84 |
16 |
1 |
1389 |
He wants you to go fetch some more. |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
1390 |
Never mind the Knick, knack, paddy whack- just give him the bones before he eats me! |
1.1780 |
0.04444 |
118 |
102 |
11 |
5 |
1391 |
With a nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone... |
1.1778 |
0.04350 |
90 |
75 |
14 |
1 |
1392 |
He says he wants the other gray one |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
1393 |
No milk bones for him, he's lactose intolerant. |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
1394 |
In my day, they were shaped like Flintstones. |
1.1778 |
0.04350 |
90 |
75 |
14 |
1 |
1395 |
Quick, the green one, his breath is really bad! |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
1396 |
Yellow’s a go! Knick-knack! Paddywhack! Hup two! |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
1397 |
No worries Men, He's a Good Dog |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
1398 |
Put in your ear plugs! His bark is worse than his bite! |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
1399 |
He promises the last shift didn't give him treats! |
1.1778 |
0.04053 |
90 |
74 |
16 |
0 |
1400 |
Run! I think he's full. |
1.1776 |
0.04564 |
107 |
92 |
11 |
4 |
1401 |
For Pete's sake no eye contact! |
1.1776 |
0.04564 |
107 |
92 |
11 |
4 |
1402 |
He likes the banana! |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
1403 |
Treat him just like every other purebred! |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
1404 |
New guy! Forget the pink one. It's useless! |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
1405 |
Stop complaining. You know it’s the biscuits or us. |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
1406 |
Keep saying Good doggy! |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
1407 |
Bring the cone! |
1.1772 |
0.05628 |
79 |
69 |
6 |
4 |
1408 |
Okay, now giant tennis ball! |
1.1771 |
0.04910 |
96 |
83 |
9 |
4 |
1409 |
He says to get real. He made his bones when we were still wet behind the ears. |
1.1771 |
0.04187 |
96 |
80 |
15 |
1 |
1410 |
Trust me guys, you don't want to be on the later shift." |
1.1771 |
0.04910 |
96 |
83 |
9 |
4 |
1411 |
Just send one up - they’re all yellow to him anyway! |
1.1771 |
0.04187 |
96 |
80 |
15 |
1 |
1412 |
Next we’ll black out the security cameras. |
1.1771 |
0.04187 |
96 |
80 |
15 |
1 |
1413 |
Hold off! No more yellow ones…she’s going to blow. Run for it |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
1414 |
He said he wants year aged bones instead. Does he mean regular years or dog years? |
1.1770 |
0.04213 |
113 |
96 |
14 |
3 |
1415 |
Screw the biscuits, cue the squirrel |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
1416 |
He’s a carnivore and not an omnivore. No kale dog biscuits! |
1.1770 |
0.04213 |
113 |
96 |
14 |
3 |
1417 |
He prefers tablescraps. |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
1418 |
And I’m gonna need some 50 gallon poop bags. |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
1419 |
No, not another treat - retreat! |
1.1765 |
0.05595 |
85 |
75 |
5 |
5 |
1420 |
See if you can find a really big leash. |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
1421 |
OK men. Re-treat! |
1.1765 |
0.03793 |
102 |
84 |
18 |
0 |
1422 |
When they let him out onto the patio we make our move! |
1.1765 |
0.04159 |
85 |
70 |
15 |
0 |
1423 |
She seems to prefer vegan! |
1.1765 |
0.04073 |
119 |
101 |
15 |
3 |
1424 |
We're gonna need a bigger cookie! |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
1425 |
It's time for the Trojan toilet. |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
1426 |
No, the spray bottle. Go get the spray bottle! |
1.1765 |
0.05070 |
85 |
73 |
9 |
3 |
1427 |
He wants more of the blue ones ! More of the blue … oh … |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
1428 |
He says it's 10 bones a day or he quits building the fort! |
1.1760 |
0.04409 |
125 |
109 |
10 |
6 |
1429 |
No more treats. He wants to shake. |
1.1760 |
0.04260 |
125 |
108 |
12 |
5 |
1430 |
Hold up, I think he needs to take a walk. |
1.1759 |
0.04525 |
108 |
93 |
11 |
4 |
1431 |
Well,this one sees color and it appears the yellow one is his _least_ favorite! |
1.1759 |
0.04712 |
108 |
94 |
9 |
5 |
1432 |
Stop! We're barking up the wrong tree here... |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
1433 |
Run, the cat's coming. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
1434 |
He's asking if these are grain free. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
1435 |
Nothing with Kale! |
1.1756 |
0.04124 |
131 |
113 |
13 |
5 |
1436 |
Men, forthwith to Petco. |
1.1754 |
0.04703 |
114 |
100 |
8 |
6 |
1437 |
I think after these he’ll finally let us rub his belly! |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
1438 |
Retreat! Deploy the vacuum cleaner! |
1.1754 |
0.04703 |
114 |
100 |
8 |
6 |
1439 |
Hey Knick-Knack, and you Paddy-Wack, give the dog a bone! |
1.1754 |
0.03988 |
114 |
96 |
16 |
2 |
1440 |
Quick, a non-vegan one. |
1.1754 |
0.03988 |
114 |
96 |
16 |
2 |
1441 |
He claims he said “brisket”! |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
1442 |
No, you idiots, I didn't say 'we need to make sacrifices to the dog'. You got that backwards. |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
1443 |
OK - now the belly scratcher. |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
1444 |
Let's try a frisbee instead |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
1445 |
Guys, make sure they are the grain free cookies! |
1.1753 |
0.05079 |
97 |
85 |
7 |
5 |
1446 |
Put the rest away. He's a good boy. |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
1447 |
Okay that should do it. I’m going to try to deliver the castle’s mail now. |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
1448 |
He likes em! Go get the big tennis ball! |
1.1753 |
0.04863 |
97 |
84 |
9 |
4 |
1449 |
You all said I was crazy to listen to the soothsayer! Ha! |
1.1753 |
0.04863 |
97 |
84 |
9 |
4 |
1450 |
Quick, somebody invent the vacuum cleaner! |
1.1750 |
0.04042 |
120 |
102 |
15 |
3 |
1451 |
Wrong wall! |
1.1750 |
0.05562 |
80 |
70 |
6 |
4 |
1452 |
His territory has been sufficiently marked. |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
1453 |
No more. He needs to poop. |
1.1748 |
0.04005 |
103 |
86 |
16 |
1 |
1454 |
Hurry, just hand me anything. He's color blind. |
1.1748 |
0.04005 |
103 |
86 |
16 |
1 |
1455 |
He appears to be a good boy, but keep ‘em comin.’ |
1.1748 |
0.04236 |
103 |
87 |
14 |
2 |
1456 |
Giveth a dog a bone they said, it didn't work, now we must re-treat! |
1.1748 |
0.04664 |
103 |
89 |
10 |
4 |
1457 |
Quick, the breath freshener. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
1458 |
Are these dental chews? His breath is killer. |
1.1744 |
0.04116 |
86 |
71 |
15 |
0 |
1459 |
Enough! Now bring me the red ones for his friend Clifford! |
1.1744 |
0.05281 |
86 |
75 |
7 |
4 |
1460 |
Operation Good Boy complete! Commence operation W.A.L.K. |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
1461 |
Plan B! Spot remover! |
1.1743 |
0.04292 |
109 |
93 |
13 |
3 |
1462 |
Quick, throw me the one that freshens breath, too! |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
1463 |
Forget the "treats"! Find me a bitch in heat! |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
1464 |
He like our offer better with a little more meat on the bone. |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
1465 |
Quick! Throw me the T-R-E-A-T! |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
1466 |
It's the only way I can get him to sit. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
1467 |
Three more bones and he'll be hopelessly addicted. Then we've got him where we want him. |
1.1739 |
0.05034 |
92 |
80 |
8 |
4 |
1468 |
He wants some puddle water to wash it down! |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
1469 |
ROY….G……VIB…. |
1.1739 |
0.05034 |
92 |
80 |
8 |
4 |
1470 |
No, not those, they’re not gluten free. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
1471 |
Abort the Trojan Bone plan! |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
1472 |
Bring me the Trojan Ball! |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
1473 |
Once more a cheddar biscuit, dear friends! |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
1474 |
Remember to chant "good boy" when I signal. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
1475 |
Yes, I know the Trojans built a horse. We're more organic. |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
1476 |
Maybe I should try to get him to play dead? |
1.1736 |
0.03651 |
121 |
101 |
19 |
1 |
1477 |
Quick, send up a squeaky toy!" |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
1478 |
Nick-knack, paddy-whack….HURRY! |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
1479 |
These aren't working. Bring the stuffed toys. |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
1480 |
This Trojan Puppy ruse isn’t working. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
1481 |
No! No! The poisoned pink one! |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
1482 |
It's a good thing we built this wall. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
1483 |
Quick! He likes the liver flavor one. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
1484 |
Liver!!! |
1.1735 |
0.03845 |
98 |
81 |
17 |
0 |
1485 |
Good news, he likes the edibles. |
1.1735 |
0.04109 |
98 |
82 |
15 |
1 |
1486 |
I thought you said he was potty trained! |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
1487 |
Bring the wet food cannon! |
1.1735 |
0.04109 |
98 |
82 |
15 |
1 |
1488 |
Water! Water! It needs water!! |
1.1735 |
0.03845 |
98 |
81 |
17 |
0 |
1489 |
Okay, not the chicken. Send up the beef flavor! |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
1490 |
Glifford the big white dog's love language is food. |
1.1735 |
0.04109 |
98 |
82 |
15 |
1 |
1491 |
Did anyone bring a shovel? |
1.1731 |
0.04622 |
104 |
90 |
10 |
4 |
1492 |
Nooo!! Funny bones pleeeeze... |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
1493 |
Instruct DaVinci to commence development of a giant pooper-scooper, ASAP! |
1.1731 |
0.04622 |
104 |
90 |
10 |
4 |
1494 |
He's sitting! Reinforce, reinforce and heavy on the praise! |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
1495 |
Hurry up - the big one’s almost here! |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
1496 |
I’m going to need a bigger bone |
1.1727 |
0.04055 |
110 |
93 |
15 |
2 |
1497 |
Don't come up this ladder with your giant bones, a humongous dog just took mine |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
1498 |
Beats having to take him on walks |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
1499 |
Fetch! |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
1500 |
Tell the king—she is in heat! |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
1501 |
Cry ‘“Havoc!”, and let slip the dogs of war. |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
1502 |
Sir Barkselot would like the chicken flavored bone next |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
1503 |
I said NOT the human flavor one!! |
1.1724 |
0.05223 |
87 |
76 |
7 |
4 |
1504 |
Keep 'em coming. We can't plunder until he's full! |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
1505 |
He likes Soylent Yellow best. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1506 |
Ok, his tail is wagging. Storm the gate while he's being a good boy.. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1507 |
Snack attack! |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
1508 |
The bows and arrows, NOT the bones and marrows! |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1509 |
Give me the pink one, you idiot! This is a female! |
1.1720 |
0.03935 |
93 |
77 |
16 |
0 |
1510 |
That's it - send up the yellow ones! |
1.1720 |
0.04221 |
93 |
78 |
14 |
1 |
1511 |
Hurry!!! I don't think he'll stay a good boy for long! |
1.1720 |
0.03935 |
93 |
77 |
16 |
0 |
1512 |
We’re gonna need a wagonload of pooper scoopers. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1513 |
Forget the bones. Get the pooper scooper. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
1514 |
Forget the catapult! More treats! More treats! |
1.1720 |
0.04221 |
93 |
78 |
14 |
1 |
1515 |
He wants another lemon one! |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1516 |
He’s grown up now and doesn’t want to be called “ good boy” |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1517 |
Good news is he likes it! Bad news is Percival didn't let go in time. Who's next? |
1.1720 |
0.05213 |
93 |
82 |
6 |
5 |
1518 |
Retreat! RETREAT! RETREAT!!!! |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
1519 |
Quick! The fifty-pound tennis ball! |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
1520 |
He knows they're not really Milkbone! Run away! |
1.1720 |
0.05213 |
93 |
82 |
6 |
5 |
1521 |
Hurry up, while he's still a good boy! |
1.1717 |
0.04771 |
99 |
86 |
9 |
4 |
1522 |
Good thing we left the Trojan cat home ! |
1.1717 |
0.04982 |
99 |
87 |
7 |
5 |
1523 |
He says he prefers Snausages! |
1.1717 |
0.03810 |
99 |
82 |
17 |
0 |
1524 |
Release the Crackers! |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
1525 |
He says to Bow! Wow! |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
1526 |
Okay, Nick, you’re up next. Knack, you are on deck, and Paddywack is in the hole. |
1.1717 |
0.04771 |
99 |
86 |
9 |
4 |
1527 |
That's not what I meant by "throw me a bone." |
1.1717 |
0.04317 |
99 |
84 |
13 |
2 |
1528 |
Never mind; it’s the Trojans! |
1.1717 |
0.04317 |
99 |
84 |
13 |
2 |
1529 |
Now he wants you all to roll over |
1.1717 |
0.04317 |
99 |
84 |
13 |
2 |
1530 |
I'll feed. You shovel. |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
1531 |
He's the alpha dog on Pluto. |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
1532 |
Hurry, he’s begging for more! |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
1533 |
Release Thy Clifford!!! |
1.1714 |
0.04581 |
105 |
91 |
10 |
4 |
1534 |
It’s the yellow, he likes the yellow. |
1.1714 |
0.04581 |
105 |
91 |
10 |
4 |
1535 |
Why yes, he IS a good boy! |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
1536 |
My God,it's a Laestrygonian therapy dog! |
1.1714 |
0.04581 |
105 |
91 |
10 |
4 |
1537 |
Am I supposed to tell him he’s a good boy? |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
1538 |
When you come over the top watch out for his tail! |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
1539 |
Fetch me the Kong! |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
1540 |
Hurry up with those treats. We should've expected this, deciding to raid the greatest Dane in the country. |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
1541 |
You think this is bad? I transferred in from the cleanup crew |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
1542 |
Quick! He has a bone to pick— and it'd better not be mine! |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
1543 |
No more biscuits! Bring on the squeaky toy! |
1.1709 |
0.04256 |
117 |
101 |
12 |
4 |
1544 |
He'll let us in one at a time - on all fours, with collars |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
1545 |
He's ready for the cat muffins! |
1.1707 |
0.04181 |
82 |
68 |
14 |
0 |
1546 |
Run! He knows we're stealing his biscuits! |
1.1707 |
0.04181 |
82 |
68 |
14 |
0 |
1547 |
The one that says ‘Bad Motherfucker!’ |
1.1705 |
0.03987 |
129 |
111 |
14 |
4 |
1548 |
Bring the blue one, quick! |
1.1705 |
0.05167 |
88 |
77 |
7 |
4 |
1549 |
As I told George - hiding inside the treat is a terrible idea! |
1.1705 |
0.05414 |
88 |
78 |
5 |
5 |
1550 |
The king is preparing his dog of war |
1.1705 |
0.04343 |
88 |
74 |
13 |
1 |
1551 |
Trouble! He hates the pumpkin spice. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
1552 |
Last of the treats... which one of you can squeak? |
1.1705 |
0.04908 |
88 |
76 |
9 |
3 |
1553 |
Prepare ye for belly rub! |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
1554 |
No no, you fools, he only likes the YELLOW ones! |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
1555 |
He only likes the orange ones! |
1.1702 |
0.03897 |
94 |
78 |
16 |
0 |
1556 |
Quick, more yellow ones! |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
1557 |
You guys no more catnip, just the real stuff! |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
1558 |
We were clearly expected. But if we wait until after dinner they’ll have to walk him and then we’ll be able to climb the wall. |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
1559 |
Let's teach this ancient dog a new trick. |
1.1700 |
0.04034 |
100 |
84 |
15 |
1 |
1560 |
Bring up the kibble! |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
1561 |
He likes the pink ones, quick a backup bone meal! |
1.1700 |
0.04726 |
100 |
87 |
9 |
4 |
1562 |
No, no, no!! I said props from Game of THRones! |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
1563 |
Break out the Kibble! |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
1564 |
Now we only have 4 bones! |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
1565 |
He’s a good boy once you get through the walls! |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
1566 |
He says the lemon's a little bland, but for three strawberry biscuits, he'll bite off the king's head and throw it over the wall. |
1.1698 |
0.04540 |
106 |
92 |
10 |
4 |
1567 |
This is the last time I dog sit for King Charles Spaniel. |
1.1698 |
0.04734 |
106 |
93 |
8 |
5 |
1568 |
Add more Xanax! |
1.1698 |
0.03664 |
106 |
88 |
18 |
0 |
1569 |
Hurry lads…the enemy’s mail-ship is almost in range! |
1.1695 |
0.03469 |
118 |
98 |
20 |
0 |
1570 |
NO! Forget the biscuits, he wants a leg of lamb! Medium-Rare! |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
1571 |
Give him the red one |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
1572 |
I told you he'd prefer dry biscuits! |
1.1687 |
0.05091 |
83 |
72 |
8 |
3 |
1573 |
Sorry I was skeptical about the vegan dog treats! |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
1574 |
This dyslexia thing has got to end! |
1.1685 |
0.03991 |
89 |
74 |
15 |
0 |
1575 |
No, we need the ones made from the other side of the mushroom! |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
1576 |
Throw me a bone, will you?! |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
1577 |
A good boy 'tis he! Maketh haste and hail Yorick for the squeaky toys! |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
1578 |
Not Lime, you idiot! Chicken or Beef! |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
1579 |
top dawg is taking bribes y’all |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
89 |
75 |
13 |
1 |
1580 |
Did they mention my pension for this? |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
89 |
75 |
13 |
1 |
1581 |
HURRY UP with the biscuits!!! |
1.1684 |
0.04402 |
95 |
81 |
12 |
2 |
1582 |
I gave a dog a bone; I'm ready to roll... any naysayers? |
1.1684 |
0.04402 |
95 |
81 |
12 |
2 |
1583 |
OK, back up, and try to avoid the fire hydrant. |
1.1684 |
0.04650 |
95 |
82 |
10 |
3 |
1584 |
He says:
I’m paddywhack, from Ballyhack,
Not long ago turned soldier;
In storm and sack, in front attack,
None other can be bolder. |
1.1684 |
0.04650 |
95 |
82 |
10 |
3 |
1585 |
A bone! A bone! My kingdom for a bone! |
1.1684 |
0.04650 |
95 |
82 |
10 |
3 |
1586 |
What does the yellow bone mean, again? |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
1587 |
Come follow me my comrades! What? What are you looking at? |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
1588 |
Each treat will buy us two seconds! How much time do we need? |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
1589 |
We're gonna need a bigger doggie bag. |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
1590 |
I think we may be overfeeding him. |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
1591 |
Tail wagging confirmed: keep the yellow ones coming! |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
1592 |
Who's a good monster? |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
1593 |
Now bring the giant leash, I’m sure this will work! |
1.1683 |
0.04889 |
101 |
89 |
7 |
5 |
1594 |
The green, the green! Hurry, he says the Kingdom for ten green biscuits! |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
1595 |
It's asking some kind of riddle; does anyone know who's a good boy? |
1.1683 |
0.04682 |
101 |
88 |
9 |
4 |
1596 |
Someone hold the ladder, for safety |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
1597 |
Retreat! He's not a good boy! |
1.1682 |
0.04300 |
107 |
92 |
12 |
3 |
1598 |
Does this tunic make my butt look fat? |
1.1682 |
0.04500 |
107 |
93 |
10 |
4 |
1599 |
It's working! Bring up the biscuit reserves! |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
1600 |
He likes the peanut butter ones! Someone go back and get more of the Peanut Butter ones! |
1.1682 |
0.03868 |
107 |
90 |
16 |
1 |
1601 |
'Tis true the tales! The beast doth exhale a fiery breath! |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
1602 |
No, the pink one. It's always cherry after lemon. |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
1603 |
I told you feeding Buckley at the table would create a monster |
1.1681 |
0.04189 |
119 |
103 |
12 |
4 |
1604 |
OMG! Wait till you see his master! |
1.1680 |
0.03891 |
125 |
107 |
15 |
3 |
1605 |
Flea! It is Dogzilla! |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
1606 |
Turns out he's the runt of the litter! |
1.1667 |
0.05059 |
90 |
79 |
7 |
4 |
1607 |
Let's hurry up and invade now. You don't want to be on the inside when these treats come out the other end. |
1.1667 |
0.04843 |
102 |
90 |
7 |
5 |
1608 |
No more treats—
throw the sticks and stones. |
1.1667 |
0.04091 |
84 |
70 |
14 |
0 |
1609 |
She wants a blue one….. |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
1610 |
Go back! He’s going to HURL! |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
1611 |
Hey, you guys! Look at my butt! |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
1612 |
The production team couldn’t afford dragons. |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
1613 |
The rumors were true: he is a good boy! |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
1614 |
Red rover,red rover,let Charlton come over! |
1.1667 |
0.04651 |
108 |
95 |
8 |
5 |
1615 |
We’re going to have to switch to tennis balls! |
1.1667 |
0.04091 |
84 |
70 |
14 |
0 |
1616 |
Bring the leash; he's ready to go for a walk! |
1.1667 |
0.03835 |
108 |
91 |
16 |
1 |
1617 |
Remember — don’t say W-A-L-K unless you want to be dragged for about ten miles. |
1.1667 |
0.05300 |
90 |
80 |
5 |
5 |
1618 |
He says colors are meaningless to him. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
1619 |
were going to need a bigger cracker |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
1620 |
Retreat! She's a BIG ole Dawg! |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
1621 |
It’s not working, his breath is still bad! |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
1622 |
Bring more! He was stationed at Camp Lejeune between 1953 and 1988, he's owed SIGNIFICANT compensation! |
1.1667 |
0.05010 |
108 |
97 |
4 |
7 |
1623 |
No, no! It ISN'T a Goldendoodle! More yellow biscuits! |
1.1667 |
0.05059 |
90 |
79 |
7 |
4 |
1624 |
Keep 'em coming men...and look out for the DROOL! |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
1625 |
Keep them coming. One isn't going to be enough! |
1.1667 |
0.03950 |
90 |
75 |
15 |
0 |
1626 |
You know what,guys? He kind of looks like Colin Farrell! |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
1627 |
thrown to the dogs |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
1628 |
He says he has a bone to pick with you. |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
1629 |
Retreat! He doesn't know "play dead"! |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
1630 |
It's not working! He won't roll over! |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
1631 |
Do we have any grey poupon? |
1.1667 |
0.04648 |
114 |
101 |
7 |
6 |
1632 |
He is also requesting some dental floss and some tums |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
1633 |
Get ready--the old man should come rolling home any minute. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
1634 |
he ain't nothin but a hound dog. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
1635 |
I need a volunteer belly scratcher, stat! |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
1636 |
He is about to run out of excuses for being stuck. |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
1637 |
He stopped growling--now's our chance! |
1.1667 |
0.03950 |
90 |
75 |
15 |
0 |
1638 |
It's working. We've neutralized their doggie breath weapon. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
1639 |
Don't tell me that you brought the catapult but forgot the dogapult! |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
1640 |
Maybe that witch we met wasn’t so wicked after all. |
1.1667 |
0.03603 |
108 |
90 |
18 |
0 |
1641 |
Lord Very Good Boy demands more treats |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
1642 |
Fetch the rake! He wants a belly rub. |
1.1652 |
0.04441 |
115 |
101 |
9 |
5 |
1643 |
They are going to be so surprised when they open the gate to
have him attack us. |
1.1652 |
0.04441 |
115 |
101 |
9 |
5 |
1644 |
Okay, men! The dog's happy. Now get the nip for the cat! |
1.1651 |
0.03573 |
109 |
91 |
18 |
0 |
1645 |
Forget the bone idea. It's not going to work! |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
1646 |
Hurry. Need more food before we can keep him as our pet. |
1.1650 |
0.04596 |
103 |
90 |
9 |
4 |
1647 |
Dogs are color blind you idiots! |
1.1650 |
0.04596 |
103 |
90 |
9 |
4 |
1648 |
I told you not to get the generic brand. This is a dog with taste. |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
1649 |
Watch out! He's gonna be sick. Who gave him the fish one? |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
1650 |
It's working! Bring forth the knick-knacks and the paddy whacks! |
1.1650 |
0.03676 |
103 |
86 |
17 |
0 |
1651 |
What time is walkies? |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
1652 |
No pink; he allergic to strawberries. |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
1653 |
Get the catapult! |
1.1649 |
0.04789 |
97 |
85 |
8 |
4 |
1654 |
Nick, Nack, Paddy, get the pink one! |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
1655 |
Don’t forget the big squeeze toy. |
1.1649 |
0.04789 |
97 |
85 |
8 |
4 |
1656 |
If this doesn't work, we'll try the catapult. |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
1657 |
You’re going to need bigger biscuits |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
1658 |
He’s bored, bring up the strawberry. |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
1659 |
He is asking for fair trade and sustainable treats. Pass me the "green" one |
1.1649 |
0.04061 |
97 |
82 |
14 |
1 |
1660 |
Dog-gone it, guys, I think we’re barking up the wrong tree here! |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
1661 |
Bring in the cats! |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
1662 |
Change of plan, his contract calls for sirloin |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
1663 |
Not the nicknack Paddywack! Get the dog a bone! |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
1664 |
Darn It’s a Trojan dog! |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
1665 |
When King Arthur's side hustle as dog sitter goes horribly wrong. |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
1666 |
That gro-pup is working wonders. |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
1667 |
Quick - A new pair of pants! |
1.1648 |
0.05006 |
91 |
80 |
7 |
4 |
1668 |
Do you have any hot sauce? |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
1669 |
Hurry! No, No, not the green one, he wants the pink one |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
1670 |
Please tell me you remembered the poop bags? |
1.1647 |
0.04978 |
85 |
74 |
8 |
3 |
1671 |
Quick, before the tide comes in, and this whole castle melts! |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
1672 |
Go get a big mirror and we'll make it see its tail. |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
1673 |
I see we got the Costco variety box. |
1.1646 |
0.04198 |
79 |
66 |
13 |
0 |
1674 |
Not to kink shame, but this "puppy play" is getting out of hand! |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
1675 |
He says he’ll consider ‘lie down’. |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
1676 |
From the looks of it, we’re gonna need a front end loader STAT! |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
1677 |
Quick, bring the mail! |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
1678 |
No. No. No.
If he sees a treat, he will give me his paw! |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
1679 |
We don't need them. He ate the other dogs. |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
1680 |
Load the tre’ bruchetta! |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
1681 |
The bones aren't working! It just keeps eating them! |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
1682 |
He only likes a non-monochrome bone. |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
1683 |
Down, boys! |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
1684 |
He will need to go out for a walk soon, you know. |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
1685 |
Bone-apart for the Emperor! |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
1686 |
I need a big doggie bag, stat! |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
1687 |
It's okay, the king says he's a good boy. |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
1688 |
Come back here in a few hours and we’ll finally have some new ammo for that trebuchet |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
1689 |
He likes it, Mikey likes it! |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
1690 |
I guess try grapes? |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
1691 |
Who’s going in with the giant garbage bag? |
1.1633 |
0.04516 |
98 |
85 |
10 |
3 |
1692 |
They definitely said peace treats, right? |
1.1633 |
0.04516 |
98 |
85 |
10 |
3 |
1693 |
He's not red! |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
1694 |
Forget those! Get our twenty foot cat! |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
1695 |
Looks like Humpty Dumpty gained some weight. |
1.1633 |
0.04743 |
98 |
86 |
8 |
4 |
1696 |
It's getting harder to adopt a rescue dog these days. |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
1697 |
Hurry up! He’s part of a litter! |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
1698 |
He wants bacon-flavored marrow, a chew toy, and our first born." |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
1699 |
Heel! Heel! |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
1700 |
It's modern woof-fare! |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
1701 |
Quick more yellow ones; I think I found his weakness! |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
1702 |
Lets hurry up and feed him, the next crew can take him for walkies. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
1703 |
Quick! We need the catapult! |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
1704 |
Everyone, on the count of three: "who's a good boy?" |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
1705 |
Quick! Get the mailman |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
1706 |
He prefers purple. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
1707 |
Fall back! Don’t re-treat! |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
1708 |
Now she wants only raw. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
1709 |
No! No Greenies! |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
1710 |
Could somebody please throw me a bone? |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
1711 |
Quick! Bring the credit card offers! |
1.1630 |
0.03872 |
92 |
77 |
15 |
0 |
1712 |
I’ve got a bone to pick with you guys! |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
1713 |
Keep those gluten free, yellow biscuits coming! |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
1714 |
We should have built a moat. |
1.1628 |
0.03615 |
129 |
110 |
17 |
2 |
1715 |
We need more. Break out the kibble! |
1.1628 |
0.03779 |
129 |
111 |
15 |
3 |
1716 |
More chicken flavor! |
1.1628 |
0.04332 |
86 |
73 |
12 |
1 |
1717 |
Quick! Get the vegan treats! |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
1718 |
No....No more.
Says he's trying to quit. |
1.1628 |
0.05194 |
86 |
76 |
6 |
4 |
1719 |
All we’re doing is maintaining his dental health! |
1.1628 |
0.04332 |
86 |
73 |
12 |
1 |
1720 |
How many times must he repeat GLUTEN FREE?! |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
1721 |
I'll bring the bone, I said. You'll bring the treat, ball, stick and leash you said. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
1722 |
Get me a newspaper! |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
1723 |
Enough with the treats. I'm going to tell him to roll over and play dead. |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
1724 |
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
1725 |
Enough with the food - get the giant scooper! |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
1726 |
Don’t throw me a bone, he’ll fetch me too! |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
1727 |
Come on Demeter you need to throw me a bone here. Trojan horses are so passé . |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
1728 |
Canine King Kong needs to be stopped. Bring on the CBD chew bones! |
1.1622 |
0.04710 |
111 |
99 |
6 |
6 |
1729 |
She wants the pink one. |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
1730 |
Clifford only really likes the red ones |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
1731 |
Let’s slow down, I’m on scooping duty tomorrow. |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
1732 |
Abort operation Trojan squeaky toy! |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
1733 |
He's letting us back in if we promise to ask "who's a good sir?" from now on! |
1.1619 |
0.04514 |
105 |
92 |
9 |
4 |
1734 |
And you thought killing dragons was hard work. |
1.1619 |
0.03612 |
105 |
88 |
17 |
0 |
1735 |
He likes the peanut butter! |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
1736 |
BAD IDEA! RETREAT! RETREAT! |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
1737 |
He's going nowhere! Bring the cat! |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
1738 |
Quick, find some virgins! |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
1739 |
They’re called breasts and we all have them. |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
1740 |
She doesn't want to be rescued, but she does want to go for a W-A-L-K. |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
1741 |
Quick, he wants Putin! |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
1742 |
Are you telling me everyone brought giant treats, and no one brought giant bags. |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
1743 |
He’s up for adoption. |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
1744 |
Enough is never enough! |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
1745 |
You won’t have to worry about rabies. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
1746 |
Launch the catapult! |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
1747 |
Back up! We're supposed to talk him for a walk first! |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
1748 |
Good news is he's friendly,
bad news is they don't clean up after him. |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
1749 |
Dog gone it. Bring me another. |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
1750 |
He wants all the town's cats next! Gather up all the damn cats! |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
1751 |
Kevin, come! She wants the Princess Barbie bone! |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
1752 |
Wait. Does a catapult launch what I think it launches? |
1.1613 |
0.04904 |
93 |
82 |
7 |
4 |
1753 |
Never let him see the treat before he obeys the command. |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
1754 |
Cancel the Trojan fire hydrant plan! |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
1755 |
Bring him those treats or he's going to open up a can of Woof-Ass on us! |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
1756 |
We’re gonna need a bigger bone. |
1.1609 |
0.05137 |
87 |
77 |
6 |
4 |
1757 |
NO!!!
He Hates That Brand! |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
1758 |
This isn’t working! Gimme the giant rolled up newspaper! |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
1759 |
Quiet! He likes squeaky toys. |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
1760 |
Naming this dog Gulliver was a bad idea. |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
1761 |
Come hell or high walls, keep the treats coming! |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
1762 |
Supply chain, hauberk chain, get more biscuits now! |
1.1607 |
0.03710 |
112 |
95 |
16 |
1 |
1763 |
Doggone it, hurry up with the dog treats. |
1.1607 |
0.03710 |
112 |
95 |
16 |
1 |
1764 |
Not a good boy! I repeat not a good boy! |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
1765 |
Repeat after me: “Good boy. Good boy!” |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
1766 |
Just give me the yellow ones. You guys with the red and green, Google it. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
1767 |
We need more than just us to take him for a walk. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
1768 |
Not the treats. The traitors! |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
1769 |
He prefers the 'cheese'. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
1770 |
Quick! Gimme the green chlorophyll bone.
His halitosis is killing me. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
1771 |
We’re gonna need a bigger poop scoop! |
1.1604 |
0.03581 |
106 |
89 |
17 |
0 |
1772 |
I think we'd better get off the porch. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
1773 |
He’s commanding us to retreat! |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
1774 |
Faster! Good boys. |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
1775 |
It's working! It's working!! |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
1776 |
I remember “Build the Wall”.... I don’t remember hearing we had to
“Feed the Wall”. |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
1777 |
He wants the cinnamony black! |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
1778 |
Quick, Knick, Knack, Paddy and Whack! For the love of God, give the dog a bone! |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
1779 |
He wants avocado toast! |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
1780 |
Oh no! Don't look now, but this one's a puppy! |
1.1600 |
0.04866 |
100 |
89 |
6 |
5 |
1781 |
'Pause the siege, bring up the hot chocolate." |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
1782 |
Get back! He’s allergic to chicken! |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
1783 |
Bring in the booties while we’ve got him distracted!! |
1.1600 |
0.03685 |
100 |
84 |
16 |
0 |
1784 |
I don't think it's working, but his teeth are definitely getting whiter by the minute. |
1.1596 |
0.04855 |
94 |
83 |
7 |
4 |
1785 |
This old man’s goin rolling home! |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
1786 |
He wants a patty whack! |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
1787 |
Quickly, deploy the giant human leg! |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
1788 |
This is why we don’t dine with the in-laws. |
1.1596 |
0.03797 |
94 |
79 |
15 |
0 |
1789 |
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, and be sure to bring the dog biscuits! |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
1790 |
Quickly! Send up another before he licks me! |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
1791 |
We're encountering dogged resistance! |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
1792 |
He has a bone to pick with you |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
1793 |
Siege, boy, siege! Good dog. |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
1794 |
Come on now- he's ready to lick balls! |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
1795 |
I told you he would eat us out of house and home! |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
1796 |
Oh No! He's EATI |
1.1593 |
0.03679 |
113 |
96 |
16 |
1 |
1797 |
Not the treats....the bag! |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
1798 |
You guys, he's such a good boy. Isn't he. |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
1799 |
He'll only eat them if they're vegan and gluten free and baked by gender neutral peasants. |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
1800 |
Get five more out of that big bag and we'll run for the Starship. |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
1801 |
Great job guys, now follow me and beware of his minefield! |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
1802 |
His name is Sir Clifford The Red |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
1803 |
This isn't working. Let's try the Trojan Cat. |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
1804 |
Quickly, before he jumps on the gigantic mailman! |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
1805 |
For God’s sake, everybody keep yelling, ‘That’s a good boy, that’s a good boy!’ |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
1806 |
Hey,Knick! Knack! Paddy! Whack! Hurry, it’s working! |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
1807 |
Throw them farther!! Throw them farther!! |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
1808 |
He's sitting. Quick -- next is play dead! |
1.1589 |
0.04231 |
107 |
93 |
11 |
3 |
1809 |
Good news is they work, bad news is we look similar. |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
1810 |
No No quick use the catapult!!! |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
1811 |
We’re in! No bark, all bite. |
1.1589 |
0.04815 |
107 |
96 |
5 |
6 |
1812 |
Got any more Oranges? |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
1813 |
Kublai Khan’s troops vanquishing the Tartar. |
1.1585 |
0.05050 |
82 |
72 |
7 |
3 |
1814 |
Still not the worst King Charles I’ve worked for! |
1.1585 |
0.05050 |
82 |
72 |
7 |
3 |
1815 |
Change of plans - he's a bad dog |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
1816 |
If I don't survive this I need one of you to make it look like I used my standing desk without a chair. |
1.1584 |
0.03913 |
101 |
86 |
14 |
1 |
1817 |
Oh, my Dog! I just saw what happens to His sacred treat offerings! |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
1818 |
It's worse than we thought. It doesn't look like he's potty trained. |
1.1584 |
0.04820 |
101 |
90 |
6 |
5 |
1819 |
Bones away! |
1.1584 |
0.04610 |
101 |
89 |
8 |
4 |
1820 |
He prefers the yellow ones. |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
1821 |
Make haste, Lord Barkley demands another! |
1.1584 |
0.04610 |
101 |
89 |
8 |
4 |
1822 |
No green! He's not colorblind. |
1.1584 |
0.03913 |
101 |
86 |
14 |
1 |
1823 |
He wants to know "Where's the beef?" |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
1824 |
It could be worse. You could be picking up after him when he goes for a walk. |
1.1579 |
0.04048 |
95 |
81 |
13 |
1 |
1825 |
'There be no Dragon,' he sayeth'--'tis only a Scottie, he sayeth.' |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
1826 |
Cease the calming biscuits, and let the neutering begin! |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
1827 |
He prefers the gluten-free ones |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
1828 |
He says he will open the gate for three more biscuits. |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
1829 |
Quick, get the Snausages! |
1.1579 |
0.04240 |
114 |
100 |
10 |
4 |
1830 |
Two more and he'll be BEGGING to surrender! |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
1831 |
My God, Gulliver only had to deal with Glumdalclitch! |
1.1579 |
0.03856 |
114 |
98 |
14 |
2 |
1832 |
The catnip-flavored ones aren't working! |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
1833 |
In this case, man's best friend is the dog biscuit. |
1.1579 |
0.04807 |
95 |
84 |
7 |
4 |
1834 |
Our weapons are no match! |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
1835 |
No sense in lobbing dog bone missiles... he eats them up! |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
1836 |
Knack, Paddy, Whack, now you guys give him a bone too! |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
1837 |
OK, let's break out the Frisbee! |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
1838 |
Quick! Toss in the tennis ball! |
1.1574 |
0.03758 |
108 |
92 |
15 |
1 |
1839 |
He says the mint chip flavor is his favorite! |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
1840 |
A lot of crackers in the wall here |
1.1574 |
0.03758 |
108 |
92 |
15 |
1 |
1841 |
hurry- his breath is unbearable! |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
1842 |
He doesn't seem to like the orange one -- next color! |
1.1573 |
0.03881 |
89 |
75 |
14 |
0 |
1843 |
Go back it’s a Trojan dog! |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
1844 |
It’s the only way to save the royal carpeting! |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
1845 |
No, no, no, RED, you idiot! |
1.1573 |
0.04197 |
89 |
76 |
12 |
1 |
1846 |
We have nothing to fear, he’s bonevolent!! |
1.1573 |
0.04197 |
89 |
76 |
12 |
1 |
1847 |
He is a bone-afide connoisseur of the yellow ones. |
1.1570 |
0.04067 |
121 |
106 |
11 |
4 |
1848 |
It's not working. Prepare the cat catapult. |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
1849 |
The treats are breaking his teeth as we planned! |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
1850 |
I said taint the bones with something strong, not paint! |
1.1569 |
0.03878 |
102 |
87 |
14 |
1 |
1851 |
The biscuits aren't working. I think he's clicker trained! |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
1852 |
And to think, we thought just a belly rub would do! |
1.1569 |
0.03619 |
102 |
86 |
16 |
0 |
1853 |
He’s no Great Dane. He’s going to roll over. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
1854 |
Knick! Knack! Paddy! Whack! Stop! Don't give him one more bone! |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
1855 |
Hold your fire. He has to play dead first. |
1.1569 |
0.03878 |
102 |
87 |
14 |
1 |
1856 |
We should be rolling home in no time... |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
1857 |
Forget about the treats. Let's catapult the cats! |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
1858 |
Not mint! He likes the chicken ones! |
1.1569 |
0.03878 |
102 |
87 |
14 |
1 |
1859 |
He wants the mint green one for his bad breath. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
1860 |
Stop! He's not being a good boy! |
1.1566 |
0.04992 |
83 |
73 |
7 |
3 |
1861 |
He only wants the yellow flavor! |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
1862 |
Oh NO! Now he wants blueberry flaxseed biscuits! |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
1863 |
Now it’s time for the chicken bones! |
1.1565 |
0.04205 |
115 |
101 |
10 |
4 |
1864 |
Says his name is Clifford and the corgis moved out last year |
1.1565 |
0.03825 |
115 |
99 |
14 |
2 |
1865 |
FLETCHER! HE'S ASKING IF THESE ARE ORGANIC?? |
1.1565 |
0.03620 |
115 |
98 |
16 |
1 |
1866 |
He’ll shake on it! |
1.1562 |
0.04523 |
96 |
84 |
9 |
3 |
1867 |
Prepare the Pooper Scooper. |
1.1562 |
0.04523 |
96 |
84 |
9 |
3 |
1868 |
A couple more and I will have him playing dead. |
1.1562 |
0.04274 |
96 |
83 |
11 |
2 |
1869 |
This moat is bone dry ! |
1.1562 |
0.04759 |
96 |
85 |
7 |
4 |
1870 |
Remember…the castle is NOT a punishment; it’s his safe place. |
1.1562 |
0.04274 |
96 |
83 |
11 |
2 |
1871 |
I thought he said "re-treat." |
1.1562 |
0.04523 |
96 |
84 |
9 |
3 |
1872 |
She wants another orange. |
1.1562 |
0.04759 |
96 |
85 |
7 |
4 |
1873 |
feed him and he'll sleep |
1.1562 |
0.04274 |
96 |
83 |
11 |
2 |
1874 |
Hey, we can't get in yet. |
1.1562 |
0.04274 |
96 |
83 |
11 |
2 |
1875 |
Now he wants the Holy Gruel |
1.1562 |
0.04274 |
96 |
83 |
11 |
2 |
1876 |
He’s not being a good boy! |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
1877 |
Maybe fleas would work better. |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
1878 |
The one with fentanyl |
1.1558 |
0.05566 |
77 |
69 |
4 |
4 |
1879 |
Tell Mother Hubbard we've taken care of the problem. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
1880 |
Give me the ones with the breath freshener. |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
1881 |
Quick, quick another one before he notices the breach! |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
1882 |
Where's the beef? |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
1883 |
That's enough. Now we need a large biodegradable bag. |
1.1556 |
0.04975 |
90 |
80 |
6 |
4 |
1884 |
Oh my God! Guys, he makes the cutest nom-nom noises! |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
1885 |
I think he's figured out what Bob Barker sent us to do! |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
1886 |
Less fiber! |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
1887 |
It's no good! Retreat! We'll try the Trojan Squirrel tonight. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
1888 |
Unleash the tennis ball! |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
1889 |
Whose turn is it to take him for a walk? |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
1890 |
Whose idea was it to just throw him a bone and he’ll go away |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
1891 |
Now do you understand why the Trojans used wood?! |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
1892 |
Methinks he doth sitteth and stayeth. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
1893 |
Am I getting paid overtime for this? |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
1894 |
Don’t tell me it’s just a puppy.
Did you forget the little bunny from Monty Python? |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
1895 |
He says it's "tasty," but that it will take five more to get us over the wall . . . |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
1896 |
Saying “who’s a good boy” seems to be making him question his life choices. |
1.1553 |
0.04310 |
103 |
90 |
10 |
3 |
1897 |
Quick, another bone! He'll be too busy to stop us from invading. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
1898 |
He says he’ll be our best friend! |
1.1553 |
0.04310 |
103 |
90 |
10 |
3 |
1899 |
Alright y’all can go, he let me pet him. |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
1900 |
Turn back, they have counter measures! |
1.1553 |
0.04310 |
103 |
90 |
10 |
3 |
1901 |
'I did say we shouldn't let her start eating before us' |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
1902 |
He says he prefers the mint ones. |
1.1552 |
0.03987 |
116 |
101 |
12 |
3 |
1903 |
Did he specify 'choose me' or 'chews me'? |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
1904 |
We need more help! He's the runt of the litter! |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
1905 |
More yellow! Quickly! |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
1906 |
Enough with the treats! Someone get me a giant pooper scooper! |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
1907 |
Hurry, fill the catapult with kibbles and aim for
his head |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
1908 |
YOU GUYS WERE TOTALLY RIGHT! IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A GIANT LIPSTICK! |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
1909 |
Wouldn't you agree that he's a good boy? |
1.1548 |
0.03970 |
84 |
71 |
13 |
0 |
1910 |
Another one and she’ll play dead! |
1.1546 |
0.04713 |
97 |
86 |
7 |
4 |
1911 |
Just go home, fellas! Adding color was a nice try, but King Dog has already figured out that this joke doesn't need a caption. |
1.1546 |
0.04713 |
97 |
86 |
7 |
4 |
1912 |
Unfortunately for Neville, everyone else in the infantry thought RETREAT was hyphenated. |
1.1546 |
0.05148 |
97 |
88 |
3 |
6 |
1913 |
Quick! Does anyone know who’s a good dog?! |
1.1546 |
0.03971 |
97 |
83 |
13 |
1 |
1914 |
No, not the "good for the teeth" one! |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
1915 |
Clifforde Ye Big Olde Red Dog hath demanded more treatsies! |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
1916 |
Hold everything! Wants to know if they’re gluten-free! |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
1917 |
He says keep them coming or he'll spill the beans about what's inside the Big Horse. |
1.1546 |
0.03971 |
97 |
83 |
13 |
1 |
1918 |
Keep them coming! The enemy will learn their lesson in a few hours! |
1.1546 |
0.03971 |
97 |
83 |
13 |
1 |
1919 |
Send in the peanut butter catapult! |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
1920 |
As long as nothing more chewable and meaty comes along we’ll be fine. |
1.1545 |
0.03695 |
110 |
94 |
15 |
1 |
1921 |
Someone go get a giant turkey! |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
1922 |
No, for God's sake -- no more yellow! Get me that pink one, stat -- she's about to blow... |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
1923 |
It worked! Bone appétit! |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
1924 |
Somebody call Bunyan and tell him his dog broke loose again! |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
1925 |
its working, send up a rubber ball. |
1.1538 |
0.03803 |
91 |
77 |
14 |
0 |
1926 |
We're going to need the dogapult! |
1.1538 |
0.04668 |
91 |
80 |
8 |
3 |
1927 |
Prithee makest thou all due speed, yay 'fore this most ravenous hound dothest finisheth yon crust and spyest mine own most mortal of coils upon which to sup. Post haste! I beggeth ye! |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
1928 |
He says he really needs to be let out into the yard |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
1929 |
Why is no one live-streaming this?! |
1.1538 |
0.04668 |
91 |
80 |
8 |
3 |
1930 |
Yellow ones to sedate, green one to shoot and if nothing works, fire the pink one!! |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
1931 |
This is working too well -- new plan |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
1932 |
OK, he's done. Bring on the poop bags!! |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
1933 |
Fetch me some more of those peace treaties! |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
1934 |
Shhhhhh! The rest of his litter is sleeping. |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
1935 |
No more dog biscuits, guys—he just wants somebody to scratch behind his ears! |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
1936 |
Bring up the tin can of pennies! |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
1937 |
No, no. We need something wet! |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
1938 |
Guys, the fact that a dyslexic wrote that we must retake the City of God does not change the mission. |
1.1538 |
0.03532 |
130 |
112 |
16 |
2 |
1939 |
Well, obviously he's got a bone to pick... |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
1940 |
No more yellow ones until he's willing to negotiate! |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
1941 |
Quick! Load the big tennis ball in the catapult! |
1.1538 |
0.04668 |
91 |
80 |
8 |
3 |
1942 |
On the count of three! All chant—GOOD BOY GOOD BOY GOOD BOY! |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
1943 |
Hurry, he likes the chicken flavored ones! |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
1944 |
He's not a good boy... he's not a good boy! |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
1945 |
He says border walls only foster distrust...but the biscuits are helping. |
1.1538 |
0.04484 |
104 |
92 |
8 |
4 |
1946 |
This isn’t going to work!!!! Run away!! Run away!! |
1.1538 |
0.03803 |
91 |
77 |
14 |
0 |
1947 |
Hurry! The SSRIs are wearing off! |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
1948 |
F*ck the treats, bring in the rawhide bone! |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
1949 |
Quick. The catapult. |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
1950 |
He'll let us back in if we promise to stay off the furniture. |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
1951 |
Belay the biscuits. |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
1952 |
Get a leash! He needs a walkie! |
1.1531 |
0.04667 |
98 |
87 |
7 |
4 |
1953 |
I think he's ready for the ball. |
1.1531 |
0.03656 |
98 |
83 |
15 |
0 |
1954 |
Somebody go find cat! |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
1955 |
He likes tutti-frutti! |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
1956 |
Knock off that meowing! |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
1957 |
I know he is a glutton but he is the King’s best friend. |
1.1531 |
0.03933 |
98 |
84 |
13 |
1 |
1958 |
Go Back! He isn't such a good boy and he isn't going to let us in. |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
1959 |
You haven’t heard of the Trojan dog? Really? |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
1960 |
Stop! She says we can use the front gate. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
1961 |
We've found it, the large dog park! |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
1962 |
He now says he wants me also in addition to the biscuit! |
1.1529 |
0.05160 |
85 |
76 |
5 |
4 |
1963 |
Quick, more bones—It’s really a dog eat dog world in there. |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
1964 |
Now, who's a good boy? |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
1965 |
Quick! We’re gonna need the giant tennis ball! |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
1966 |
Two more should be enough: one to 'lie down' and another to 'bang, bang, play dead.' |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
1967 |
We have a winner: Maple wasabi venison spice! |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
1968 |
He says if we rub his belly, we can have the castle. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
1969 |
Send up the pistachio bone. |
1.1529 |
0.05160 |
85 |
76 |
5 |
4 |
1970 |
Hold on! Did anyone add the tranquilizer? |
1.1529 |
0.03927 |
85 |
72 |
13 |
0 |
1971 |
You’re not gonna believe what’s up here! |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
1972 |
It's no use! They have a Labrador! |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
1973 |
How do say "good dog" in french !? |
1.1525 |
0.03324 |
118 |
100 |
18 |
0 |
1974 |
I think we've bitten off more than we can chew. |
1.1524 |
0.03775 |
105 |
90 |
14 |
1 |
1975 |
One too many, he's gonna blow! |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
1976 |
Now we just have to teach him to lie down. |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
1977 |
Walls breached. Get the giant steaks! |
1.1524 |
0.03775 |
105 |
90 |
14 |
1 |
1978 |
It's a female. Go get that big red dog, Clifford. Maybe we can distract her. |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
1979 |
Maybe we should give immigration reform another shot? |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
1980 |
News flash, guys. He is not colorblind. |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
1981 |
Forget the treats! Get me a giant scoop and a Hefty poop bag |
1.1522 |
0.04070 |
92 |
79 |
12 |
1 |
1982 |
He seems to prefer the goose patè. |
1.1522 |
0.04070 |
92 |
79 |
12 |
1 |
1983 |
The bones aren’t working! Go fetch the sacrificial Shih Tzu! |
1.1522 |
0.04872 |
92 |
82 |
6 |
4 |
1984 |
We're almost out of cookies, someone grab a giant tennis ball. |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
1985 |
Get back! Looks like he's gonna hurl |
1.1522 |
0.04872 |
92 |
82 |
6 |
4 |
1986 |
He says his name is Gulliver |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
1987 |
Come hither fellow knights.
At last, our biscuits are working at a siege! |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
1988 |
They/them request no pink bones. Genderless bribing only. |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
1989 |
More treats! Fast! RE-TREAT! |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
1990 |
I I fi I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times- not the protein plus biscuits! |
1.1522 |
0.04620 |
92 |
81 |
8 |
3 |
1991 |
Now he wants a bitch -- and make sure it's a virgin! |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
1992 |
Watch out below for the crumbs and slobber! |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
1993 |
If the Viagra doesn't keep him busy the laxative will. |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
1994 |
Forget the biscuits, go get the big cats! |
1.1515 |
0.04622 |
99 |
88 |
7 |
4 |
1995 |
He says “No, you lay down.” |
1.1515 |
0.04622 |
99 |
88 |
7 |
4 |
1996 |
Go get something for the giant cat! |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
1997 |
Send up he bones. He's nice. |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
1998 |
He's worried we bring fleas. |
1.1515 |
0.04622 |
99 |
88 |
7 |
4 |
1999 |
I think this should be a part of the treaty. |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2000 |
I think he likes the yellow ones |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2001 |
It’s gonna be okay guys, I just checked and he’s been fixed |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
2002 |
Go, back; go, back! Our siege is doomed! She’s eating our weapons! |
1.1513 |
0.04071 |
119 |
105 |
10 |
4 |
2003 |
I guess our mailman spoiled him. |
1.1512 |
0.04827 |
86 |
76 |
7 |
3 |
2004 |
Run! His figured out these are plant based treats. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2005 |
Whoa! He doesn't like pink ones! |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2006 |
Knick knack paddywhack, give the dog a bone. |
1.1512 |
0.04827 |
86 |
76 |
7 |
3 |
2007 |
He only wants yellow! |
1.1512 |
0.04827 |
86 |
76 |
7 |
3 |
2008 |
What happens when the cupboard goes bare? |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2009 |
We are gunna need a BIG bag! |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2010 |
Great news! He's hypoallergenic! |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2011 |
I don't know if his name is Clifford or not! But some big red bones might be nice. |
1.1512 |
0.03885 |
86 |
73 |
13 |
0 |
2012 |
our tax dollars are really going to the dogs |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2013 |
He’s a good boy, bring out the Belly Rubber! |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2014 |
Quick! Give me more!!
While we distract him, Jean Claude will sneak around and deliver their mail!! |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2015 |
He’s getting thirsty.Bring a bowl of water then we can make our move. |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
2016 |
This battle is turning into a real dogfight. |
1.1509 |
0.03494 |
106 |
90 |
16 |
0 |
2017 |
Quick! This isn’t working. Bring on the chew toy! |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2018 |
Hurry! We are weakening his defenses and he's about to become a good boy! |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2019 |
Retreat! Retreat! He's not a good boy! |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2020 |
He’s chewing at a much faster rate than we expected! Gather the troops and the treats! |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2021 |
We thought the Children’s Crusade was bad, but this is ridiculous. |
1.1509 |
0.04404 |
106 |
94 |
8 |
4 |
2022 |
He's a good boy with an unending appetite. Ready the bones! |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2023 |
Yellow only! |
1.1505 |
0.03728 |
93 |
79 |
14 |
0 |
2024 |
He says his name is Rupert and he is Clifford's cousin and he's here to stay. So keep the bones coming, knights. |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2025 |
Whomever hath sayeth, 'Happiness shall be a peckish puppy" hath told porkies! |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2026 |
Keep sending up the biscuits... he's almost ready for a nap. |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2027 |
Stop guys! He said no! He's NOT a "good boy"! |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2028 |
We might need to try lighting them on fire! |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
2029 |
Faster! Faster! His diet starts on the first of the year! |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2030 |
When we get to a full wag we attack! |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
2031 |
He is French |
1.1504 |
0.03817 |
113 |
98 |
13 |
2 |
2032 |
We're going to need a lot more bones! |
1.1504 |
0.04019 |
113 |
99 |
11 |
3 |
2033 |
He only likes the yellow ones! Everyone else back off slowly! |
1.1504 |
0.03817 |
113 |
98 |
13 |
2 |
2034 |
Keep ‘‘em coming we’ve got a serious foodie up here! |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
2035 |
Who's got the longest leg? |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
2036 |
Hey guys, he only wants the yellow ones and then he'll let us in. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
2037 |
He said that he prefers kibbles ! |
1.1500 |
0.03589 |
100 |
85 |
15 |
0 |
2038 |
Retreat! He just ate the dog whisperer! |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2039 |
Cease the calming morsels, and let the neutering begin! |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
2040 |
He wants to know if we have any ketchup. |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
2041 |
Men-at-arms, we are in luck! It be a Labrador mix with an easygoing disposition easily subdued by doggy treats... |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
2042 |
Next time we’ll bring the ball! |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
2043 |
So good news and bad news about the Trojan dog biscuit plan guys. |
1.1500 |
0.05063 |
80 |
71 |
6 |
3 |
2044 |
He says they're not made of milk or bones and he has no idea where they got the name. |
1.1500 |
0.05366 |
80 |
72 |
4 |
4 |
2045 |
He promised he just wants one more treat |
1.1500 |
0.03589 |
100 |
85 |
15 |
0 |
2046 |
Your bones are too big! |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2047 |
It is the will of Dog! It is the will of Dog! |
1.1500 |
0.04578 |
100 |
89 |
7 |
4 |
2048 |
Uh oh. He's asking if these are gluten free... |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
2049 |
As a guard dog, he’s definitely doing his job! |
1.1495 |
0.04365 |
107 |
95 |
8 |
4 |
2050 |
He likes it. Give me another and you guy run around back. |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2051 |
We're going to need more bones! |
1.1495 |
0.03710 |
107 |
92 |
14 |
1 |
2052 |
Bone my ass this time! |
1.1495 |
0.03710 |
107 |
92 |
14 |
1 |
2053 |
Don't give him anymore! he's on a diet |
1.1495 |
0.03710 |
107 |
92 |
14 |
1 |
2054 |
more orange ones for God's sake |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2055 |
He wants the blue one! Who forgot the blue one!? |
1.1494 |
0.05047 |
87 |
78 |
5 |
4 |
2056 |
Have the catapult release the ball. |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2057 |
Quick! Who's a good boy? |
1.1494 |
0.04775 |
87 |
77 |
7 |
3 |
2058 |
Chicken is not working, try the basil flavor! |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2059 |
Green one next, he wants to know if it tastes like Birkenstocks |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2060 |
Hurry, we must offer the vegan one next! |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2061 |
He prefers a Milk-Bone rather than an organic pumpkin flavor. |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2062 |
Don’t just stand there! Tell him, ‘he’s a good boy!’ |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2063 |
No! No more! Bring the lettuce! For God's sake, bring the lettuce! |
1.1494 |
0.04775 |
87 |
77 |
7 |
3 |
2064 |
Stop! He needs gluten free! |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2065 |
Quick! The green! |
1.1491 |
0.03786 |
114 |
99 |
13 |
2 |
2066 |
We’re in luck! It’s not a meat eater. |
1.1491 |
0.03575 |
114 |
98 |
15 |
1 |
2067 |
Quick! Stop the other men from battering down the gates |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
2068 |
Drop the bones, bring on the poop bags! |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
2069 |
Nick Nack, Paddy Whack,
give a dog a bone… |
1.1489 |
0.03692 |
94 |
80 |
14 |
0 |
2070 |
It prefers knight-flavored |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
2071 |
It is not clear if we are here for him or he is here for us anymore. |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
2072 |
Keep brnging the yellow ones! |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
2073 |
I don't think you put the sedative in this one! |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
2074 |
No more biscuits till we find a shovel! |
1.1489 |
0.03692 |
94 |
80 |
14 |
0 |
2075 |
Guys I’m not sure we’re the vets the owner had in mind” |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
2076 |
No, you fools! I said STONES, not BONES! |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
2077 |
animal instinct is as ancient as it can be. |
1.1489 |
0.04773 |
94 |
84 |
6 |
4 |
2078 |
He says he doesn’t like the yellow ones… |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
2079 |
Get me more chicken and we're in. |
1.1489 |
0.03692 |
94 |
80 |
14 |
0 |
2080 |
We need a red one followed by a green one |
1.1489 |
0.03692 |
94 |
80 |
14 |
0 |
2081 |
He wants one of you for a chew toy. |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
2082 |
Let’s go people, the networks need Clifford Bigger and Redder !!” |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
2083 |
Now wheel in the pooper scooper! |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
2084 |
I think the guy who wrote the memo that told us to bring offerings to dog was dyslexic. |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
2085 |
Enough with the bones, he wants a girlfriend" |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
2086 |
I'm kind of a cat person. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
2087 |
It's the Fall Season so he's digging the Pumpkin Spice biscuits. |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
2088 |
Can you believe they didn't get a rescue? |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
2089 |
We'll need to go to plan B, bring out the peanut butter! |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
2090 |
Bring on the growth horbone |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
2091 |
It's not Clifford |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
2092 |
Go get the T-bones. |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
2093 |
These drugged bones don't seem to be working! What next? |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
2094 |
It's just one dog. The other four are lions. |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
2095 |
Knick knack patty whack keep the bones coming. |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
2096 |
Hurry, get more T-R-E-A-T-S! And run, don’t W-A-L-K! |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
2097 |
It looks like he's a good boy! Come on! |
1.1481 |
0.03678 |
108 |
93 |
14 |
1 |
2098 |
Not another yellow one, you idiot. The green one with the sleepy stuff. Hurry |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
2099 |
Throw me another bone. |
1.1481 |
0.03678 |
108 |
93 |
14 |
1 |
2100 |
Do I have your attention? |
1.1481 |
0.04121 |
108 |
95 |
10 |
3 |
2101 |
What are we even doing?!?! |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
2102 |
Hurry and get the mayo!! |
1.1481 |
0.03678 |
108 |
93 |
14 |
1 |
2103 |
Is the treat-y still valid if he doesn’t shake? |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
2104 |
He says they need salt! |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
2105 |
No,not the green one! Do YOU want to clean that up?! |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
2106 |
Game of Bones? I'm not setting one foot on this wall until you get my agent on the phone! |
1.1477 |
0.04723 |
88 |
78 |
7 |
3 |
2107 |
I think it's enough for lifetime loyalty |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
2108 |
More biscuits! He's a very good boy. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
2109 |
He wants fries with that! |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
2110 |
No! His Castle Contract Rider reads only YELLOW treats." |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
2111 |
It's not working. Call out the catapults! |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
2112 |
No No he says he wants spaghetti. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
2113 |
This is not what I meant by "Retreat"! |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
2114 |
Well, the giant dog has become friendly, but now we’ve got to cross the moat of giant dog droppings. |
1.1474 |
0.03656 |
95 |
81 |
14 |
0 |
2115 |
Nick! Nick! Paddy! Wack! Give the dog a bone! |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
2116 |
Trading our swords for giant dog bones was a great idea. |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
2117 |
Bring in the heavy artilleries boys, he just rolled over! |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
2118 |
More bones, hurry before he sees the open exit and confuses us for edibles. |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
2119 |
No more bone cookies! He's tired of being stereotyped! |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
2120 |
Okay, we got him to sit. Maybe the green one will make him roll over. |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
2121 |
I can’t tell if these CBD-infused treats are working! |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
2122 |
He wants cherry Garcia flavor. Or he eats us. |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
2123 |
Bring it up, Mikey likes it. |
1.1474 |
0.04956 |
95 |
86 |
4 |
5 |
2124 |
At the bottom of the water slide we'll put a big doggie bowl |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
2125 |
Dinner time at barkingham palace |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
2126 |
Ho men start bringing me more, quick |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
2127 |
Hail to the chief. |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
2128 |
Quickly, call Gulliver! |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
2129 |
I bet they think I'm distracted. |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2130 |
No! Not another yellow. Bring up the green one. |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2131 |
He's colorblind so just bring the cheap stuff! |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2132 |
All HAIL Liege Clifford! Where are the red treats, minions? |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2133 |
Save the pink one for last. Anyway, he's colorblind. |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2134 |
Keep that food coming. Fido is looking at me strangely. |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2135 |
No more! We're running low on bags! |
1.1468 |
0.04289 |
109 |
97 |
8 |
4 |
2136 |
Quick, give me the one with the Fentanyl! |
1.1467 |
0.05265 |
75 |
67 |
5 |
3 |
2137 |
Tell the Dog Walkers Guild to prepare the leash! |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
2138 |
Must not anger Vesuvius! |
1.1467 |
0.04113 |
75 |
64 |
11 |
0 |
2139 |
I was wrong! His bite is worse than his bark!! |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
2140 |
I don’t think we’ll get our space frisbee back this way. |
1.1466 |
0.03725 |
116 |
101 |
13 |
2 |
2141 |
I hope he likes the other colors |
1.1466 |
0.03725 |
116 |
101 |
13 |
2 |
2142 |
Cancel the bone suits! The beasty has developed a taste for them! |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
2143 |
Not a parapet. Just one. But he’s big! |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
2144 |
Keep the milk bones coming, he is showing signs of getting filled up. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2145 |
Sit! Sit! Roll over! |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2146 |
He’s going to need a walk around the moat! |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2147 |
Quick,get the biggest vacuum we have! |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2148 |
Back off! They are going to eat our lunch? |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2149 |
We'll need more supplies than ever. He deserves the world! |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2150 |
I said Trojan HORSE not Trojan DOG! |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2151 |
His tail is not wagging! |
1.1458 |
0.04183 |
96 |
84 |
10 |
2 |
2152 |
He prefers Alpo. |
1.1458 |
0.04437 |
96 |
85 |
8 |
3 |
2153 |
Do you think we could go back to the trojan horse idea? |
1.1458 |
0.04437 |
96 |
85 |
8 |
3 |
2154 |
The Trojan Horse attempt messed up. Rovers Bite |
1.1458 |
0.04678 |
96 |
86 |
6 |
4 |
2155 |
Flee! |
1.1458 |
0.03912 |
96 |
83 |
12 |
1 |
2156 |
Now he's insisting on something for his pet cat. |
1.1458 |
0.04183 |
96 |
84 |
10 |
2 |
2157 |
Let’s go, Nick, Knack, Patty, and Whack! |
1.1458 |
0.03912 |
96 |
83 |
12 |
1 |
2158 |
It wants one with lots of cinnamon. |
1.1458 |
0.03912 |
96 |
83 |
12 |
1 |
2159 |
Ok, one more and then we go for the W.A.L.K. |
1.1458 |
0.04183 |
96 |
84 |
10 |
2 |
2160 |
We’re gonna need a bigger Milk-Bone! |
1.1458 |
0.04183 |
96 |
84 |
10 |
2 |
2161 |
KEEP THEM COMING, HE'S ALMOST FULL ! |
1.1458 |
0.04678 |
96 |
86 |
6 |
4 |
2162 |
Quickly, throw me another before the cat comes! |
1.1458 |
0.04183 |
96 |
84 |
10 |
2 |
2163 |
Careful, she's in heat. |
1.1456 |
0.03755 |
103 |
89 |
13 |
1 |
2164 |
hurry up with the pink one! |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
2165 |
Give me 'libertreats', or give me death! |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
2166 |
Charge |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
2167 |
Look, if you want that ball back we need to distract him with something? It’s either your prize oversized treats or one of us! |
1.1456 |
0.03755 |
103 |
89 |
13 |
1 |
2168 |
Good news guys, he’s Vegan! |
1.1456 |
0.04451 |
103 |
92 |
7 |
4 |
2169 |
Quick, who knows doggie Heimlich? |
1.1455 |
0.04051 |
110 |
97 |
10 |
3 |
2170 |
His price has gone up; after each treat, a belly rub! |
1.1455 |
0.04051 |
110 |
97 |
10 |
3 |
2171 |
Please don't tell me we're out of the gluten-free ones! |
1.1455 |
0.03615 |
110 |
95 |
14 |
1 |
2172 |
Not that one - it gives him the zoomies! |
1.1455 |
0.04252 |
110 |
98 |
8 |
4 |
2173 |
I don't think he understands when the treats are gone. |
1.1453 |
0.03889 |
117 |
103 |
11 |
3 |
2174 |
No, no! No more wheat biscuits. He's allergic!! |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
2175 |
How do you say ‘good boy’ in French? |
1.1446 |
0.03884 |
83 |
71 |
12 |
0 |
2176 |
Bad news. He's Saxon intolerant! |
1.1446 |
0.04889 |
83 |
74 |
6 |
3 |
2177 |
Keep 'em, coming boys. The castle watch is in love with milk bones! |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
2178 |
It's no good; he's vegan |
1.1446 |
0.04578 |
83 |
73 |
8 |
2 |
2179 |
We'll need a lot more. I just heard, the cat's NOT coming ! |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
2180 |
That's ok, I already gave him his treat. |
1.1446 |
0.03884 |
83 |
71 |
12 |
0 |
2181 |
Hurry up, It's a dog eat bone world here. |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
2182 |
Worm pills to the front! |
1.1444 |
0.03726 |
90 |
77 |
13 |
0 |
2183 |
He's a French dog. He said he'll surrender if we bring croissants! |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
2184 |
Enough with the cookies! He wants to know if any of you know how to do a Belly Rub? |
1.1444 |
0.03726 |
90 |
77 |
13 |
0 |
2185 |
Hurry! He only needs eight more to beat the Doberman! |
1.1444 |
0.03726 |
90 |
77 |
13 |
0 |
2186 |
Try the Himars! |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
2187 |
Quick! More bones! |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
2188 |
Still no wagging! At once, go get the peanut butter! |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
2189 |
What do you mean you've forgotten which one is laced with the tranquilizer? |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
2190 |
Quick -someone grab Clifford's lead |
1.1444 |
0.03726 |
90 |
77 |
13 |
0 |
2191 |
Bring out the Doggie Bag! |
1.1444 |
0.04886 |
90 |
81 |
5 |
4 |
2192 |
He wants more salsa. |
1.1444 |
0.04623 |
90 |
80 |
7 |
3 |
2193 |
Tastes like Greeks. |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
2194 |
More! He's the King's Best Friend. |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
2195 |
Crunch time! Someone better find a purple treat--he's rejecting the colors we brought ... |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2196 |
Tell Leonardo we don’t need him. |
1.1443 |
0.03587 |
97 |
83 |
14 |
0 |
2197 |
How it was long ago, before the dogs got let out. |
1.1443 |
0.04394 |
97 |
86 |
8 |
3 |
2198 |
It's working. Let's bone up our defenses. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2199 |
Hurry up, he wants to bone up on things! |
1.1443 |
0.03587 |
97 |
83 |
14 |
0 |
2200 |
We need a large collar and leash. |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
2201 |
More! You've got to get more! |
1.1443 |
0.03587 |
97 |
83 |
14 |
0 |
2202 |
No longer "Ivar the boneless" |
1.1443 |
0.03587 |
97 |
83 |
14 |
0 |
2203 |
Move back guys! I think he's about to launch a projectile! |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
2204 |
Get this dog water, not bones. Drinking comes before food. |
1.1442 |
0.03722 |
104 |
90 |
13 |
1 |
2205 |
Plan B: Load the treat buckets! |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
2206 |
Don't let him know we're leaving |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
2207 |
Bring more treats! The monster indeed is a good boy! |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
2208 |
Get ready for lots of donuts when his master shows up. |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
2209 |
He says no more lime or strawberry! He only wants the ones that taste like pee! |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2210 |
He’s better trained!” |
1.1429 |
0.04156 |
105 |
93 |
9 |
3 |
2211 |
I have no idea why only the oversized dog biscuits are in color . |
1.1429 |
0.04156 |
105 |
93 |
9 |
3 |
2212 |
Quick, throw the chocolate one! |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
2213 |
Quick! Bring up the breath mint bones! |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
2214 |
He says the biscuits are just an appetizer. He's ready for some meat! |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
2215 |
He said he would prefer a squirrel. |
1.1429 |
0.04370 |
105 |
94 |
7 |
4 |
2216 |
Melatonin flavor now! |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
2217 |
This dog bones |
1.1429 |
0.04833 |
84 |
75 |
6 |
3 |
2218 |
Red! No. Blue! |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
2219 |
My dream is to be the artist, but ya gotta start somewhere. |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
2220 |
He just keeps saying 'Fetch!'" |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
2221 |
He’s such a good boy! Victory shall be ours! |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2222 |
We need more treats!! |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
2223 |
Move it! We'll never have a better chance if getting rid of these MRE's!" |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
2224 |
I said PALEO, not pink and yellow! |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
2225 |
Go find Clifford |
1.1429 |
0.04370 |
105 |
94 |
7 |
4 |
2226 |
No more giant biscuits unless someone brought the giant pooper scooper! |
1.1429 |
0.04370 |
105 |
94 |
7 |
4 |
2227 |
Bone Up, guys! |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
2228 |
Everyone up on the wall. He craves attention. |
1.1429 |
0.04833 |
84 |
75 |
6 |
3 |
2229 |
He wants a dozen ribeye steaks before he will open the gates. |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
2230 |
Hey! Get more yellow ones!" |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
2231 |
He said they taste “rough.” |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
2232 |
C’mon guys. He says he wants more chicken flavour. |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
2233 |
He only wants the banana flavored ones!!! |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
2234 |
The neighbors didn’t like him pooping in their yard!! |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
2235 |
She's got a whole litter in there! |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
2236 |
Hold it, he does'nt like yellow bones |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
2237 |
It’s no good boys. Bring on the rolling old men. |
1.1429 |
0.03841 |
84 |
72 |
12 |
0 |
2238 |
Forget the trojan horse, keep bringing dog biscuits! |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
2239 |
Send the messenger! It's time for the cats to scale the back wall! |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
2240 |
Fall back. We may have to wait for afternoon walkies!” |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
2241 |
I said blue you idiots! |
1.1429 |
0.05121 |
84 |
76 |
4 |
4 |
2242 |
Stop! He's a bad dog--he ate Santa! |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2243 |
You there -- with the pink. The hell are you doing? |
1.1429 |
0.04833 |
84 |
75 |
6 |
3 |
2244 |
I don’t like the look of this. Do we still have the Trojan Horse in storage? |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2245 |
NOT the meat-flavored one! |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
2246 |
Ah! The Duke of Doggie doth request a dollop of moat quaff to sate his biscuity thirst! |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
2247 |
One more and he'll calm down for sure |
1.1429 |
0.04575 |
91 |
81 |
7 |
3 |
2248 |
Bone Brigade Coming! |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
2249 |
We just call it "Game of Bones" |
1.1429 |
0.04835 |
91 |
82 |
5 |
4 |
2250 |
Retreat, he knows why we're here! |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
2251 |
Hold your fire, men. Mikey likes it. |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
2252 |
The brown bones ! |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
2253 |
Terry,I said it likes the yellow ones - YELLOW!
It won't be suchagoodboy forever! |
1.1429 |
0.03841 |
84 |
72 |
12 |
0 |
2254 |
It was a bit over-the-top for a kindergarten birthday party… |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
91 |
78 |
13 |
0 |
2255 |
Don't run for your lives...he will think we are playing fetch |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
2256 |
It's my turn to take Sparky for a rampage. |
1.1416 |
0.03526 |
113 |
98 |
14 |
1 |
2257 |
Quick, someone get the leash for the W-A-L-K, we’re losing him! |
1.1416 |
0.03526 |
113 |
98 |
14 |
1 |
2258 |
Tis nothing to fear my men! For the owner hath not donned the “beware of dog” sign out front! |
1.1415 |
0.03656 |
106 |
92 |
13 |
1 |
2259 |
He is! He is! He’s a very good boy, isn’t he? |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
2260 |
This explains why they requested doggy treats for tribute. |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
2261 |
No more bones! It's not working! No more bones! |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
2262 |
Now where is that really big frisbee? |
1.1414 |
0.04310 |
99 |
88 |
8 |
3 |
2263 |
Does anyone have a poop bag? |
1.1414 |
0.04310 |
99 |
88 |
8 |
3 |
2264 |
His tail stopped wagging! We've gotta pick up the pace... |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
2265 |
Boys, which treat comes with the sleeping dose? |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
2266 |
The Trojan Rawr |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
2267 |
Now, load the kibble cannon! |
1.1413 |
0.04528 |
92 |
82 |
7 |
3 |
2268 |
Quick, bring-up the one laced with Benadryl. |
1.1413 |
0.04784 |
92 |
83 |
5 |
4 |
2269 |
Turns out his life is quite conditional |
1.1413 |
0.04528 |
92 |
82 |
7 |
3 |
2270 |
Only two more castles and I’ll be a three-dog knight. |
1.1413 |
0.04528 |
92 |
82 |
7 |
3 |
2271 |
Quick before he just steps over the wall. |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
2272 |
He says keep it coming or he's going to take a shit that will wipe out all intelligent life as we know it. |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
2273 |
He only like plain Milkbones. Get those other flavors out of here! |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
2274 |
Hopefully we can get it to play dead. |
1.1413 |
0.03652 |
92 |
79 |
13 |
0 |
2275 |
Taste test is over. He's good with salted caramel. |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
2276 |
I'm starting to think that appeasing him with treats our size is not a good idea. |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
2277 |
He says the pink ones will stunt his growth. |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
2278 |
It's not so ruff; at least we don't have to pick up after him like those poor saps at the other fortress attending to that big red dog. |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
2279 |
Knick-Knack, Paddy-Whack, give a dog a bone before the old man comes rolling home! |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
2280 |
Top Dog! And still you beg for treats… |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
2281 |
He wants to know if you have anything vegan? |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
2282 |
Prepayre the trebuchet!! 'Tis a Marm'O'duykke!! |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
2283 |
Fetch the trebuchet! |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
2284 |
Their defenses are showing dogged determination. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
2285 |
Yo this dog big af”
“Dayum, fr |
1.1412 |
0.05063 |
85 |
77 |
4 |
4 |
2286 |
This hood makes me look like a sausage! |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
2287 |
He's a Labrador, Keep the treats coming! |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
2288 |
Looks like we need more bricks. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
2289 |
Wait, he’s slowing down. Get the squeaky toy! |
1.1412 |
0.04779 |
85 |
76 |
6 |
3 |
2290 |
Fetch more! Fido’s getting restless! |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
2291 |
Throw the dog a colorful bone. |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
2292 |
If we only had something to deliver Amazon’s. |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
2293 |
Calming colors only. |
1.1410 |
0.05072 |
78 |
70 |
5 |
3 |
2294 |
You idiots. Where's the trebuchet? |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
2295 |
We need more treats, he’s been a good boy! |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
2296 |
Watch your fingers when you give it to him! |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
2297 |
Turns out, size actually doesn’t matter. |
1.1404 |
0.03712 |
114 |
100 |
12 |
2 |
2298 |
Oh my gosh, a giant dog, for our giant dog bones! |
1.1402 |
0.03624 |
107 |
93 |
13 |
1 |
2299 |
He destroyed our peace offering... He wants war! |
1.1402 |
0.03624 |
107 |
93 |
13 |
1 |
2300 |
Shoot me the milk bones, he's just a puppy! |
1.1402 |
0.03860 |
107 |
94 |
11 |
2 |
2301 |
Just humor him till he stops competing with that cat. |
1.1402 |
0.03860 |
107 |
94 |
11 |
2 |
2302 |
He likes the chicken flavor! Send up another one! |
1.1402 |
0.04292 |
107 |
96 |
7 |
4 |
2303 |
He wants his squeaky kitty and he wants it now! |
1.1400 |
0.04025 |
100 |
88 |
10 |
2 |
2304 |
Bad teeth, soak those in the moat. |
1.1400 |
0.03487 |
100 |
86 |
14 |
0 |
2305 |
We're gonna need a bigger dog biscuit! |
1.1400 |
0.04499 |
100 |
90 |
6 |
4 |
2306 |
Hey, Exeter! Do you still have those French tennis balls? |
1.1400 |
0.04269 |
100 |
89 |
8 |
3 |
2307 |
Oh No! He wants me to eat a yellow one too! |
1.1400 |
0.04025 |
100 |
88 |
10 |
2 |
2308 |
Just a few more and we’re in! |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
2309 |
Oh my god!" He suspects the real reason we call these dog bones |
1.1400 |
0.03766 |
100 |
87 |
12 |
1 |
2310 |
Satisfy him and we shall win!! |
1.1400 |
0.03487 |
100 |
86 |
14 |
0 |
2311 |
Hurry up, lads! This puppy isn’t going to floss itself. |
1.1400 |
0.04025 |
100 |
88 |
10 |
2 |
2312 |
All we have to do is keep throwing him a bone. |
1.1398 |
0.03615 |
93 |
80 |
13 |
0 |
2313 |
Quick! The dastardly fiends let the dog out. |
1.1398 |
0.03615 |
93 |
80 |
13 |
0 |
2314 |
Halt, he said he feels like an imposter who does not deserve all these rewards |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
2315 |
Idiots. The order was for a sneak attack! |
1.1398 |
0.03615 |
93 |
80 |
13 |
0 |
2316 |
Uh oh, he’s got that look that says it’s time for a walk! |
1.1398 |
0.04481 |
93 |
83 |
7 |
3 |
2317 |
Did anyone bring an industrial-size poop bag? |
1.1398 |
0.03615 |
93 |
80 |
13 |
0 |
2318 |
Oh God, there's a Labradoodle in there too! |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
2319 |
Saddle the horses! We're going to need to make another trip to Costco. |
1.1398 |
0.04481 |
93 |
83 |
7 |
3 |
2320 |
He says he wants real bones next time, not cartoon bones! |
1.1398 |
0.03615 |
93 |
80 |
13 |
0 |
2321 |
It can see color! |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
2322 |
He likes it, so let me feed him, and you go around and capture the castle. |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
2323 |
We should’ve gone with peanut butter! |
1.1398 |
0.03615 |
93 |
80 |
13 |
0 |
2324 |
He bites! |
1.1398 |
0.03615 |
93 |
80 |
13 |
0 |
2325 |
Honestly, the bite looks worse than the bark! |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
2326 |
Leave it! Good boy… |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
2327 |
' Keep it going guys! We won't be able to keep him in the dog house for long! ' |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
2328 |
Hey, throw me a bone here guys! |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
2329 |
It's not a guard dog -- it's a Chow Chow! |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
2330 |
Change of plans…he doesn’t like cinnamon. |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
2331 |
He just ate Murphy! Get me a giant pair of tongs! |
1.1395 |
0.04726 |
86 |
77 |
6 |
3 |
2332 |
She's growling, '...only that pink one...' |
1.1395 |
0.05007 |
86 |
78 |
4 |
4 |
2333 |
The tail is wagging! The wall will be down before you can say 'good boy!' |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
2334 |
He told me to fetch, or else! |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
2335 |
Tim, it's neither a rifle nor a telescope and, by gum, Steve, lift with your legs! |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
2336 |
Get rid of the real bones - he's vegan. |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
2337 |
He says he’s ready to sign the treaty. |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
2338 |
The bigger the dog, the bigger the bone. |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
2339 |
Oh no,he likes the yellow ones too! |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
2340 |
Their defences are too strong! These weapons are useless! |
1.1395 |
0.04726 |
86 |
77 |
6 |
3 |
2341 |
We need to pull out the big scones. |
1.1392 |
0.03920 |
79 |
68 |
11 |
0 |
2342 |
He is sitting and staying, a few more and we may be able to get him to play dead! |
1.1392 |
0.03920 |
79 |
68 |
11 |
0 |
2343 |
HE'S DRY!!...LOAD UP THE GRAVY VAT LAUNCHER! |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
2344 |
You fell for that dog? |
1.1392 |
0.03920 |
79 |
68 |
11 |
0 |
2345 |
We don't want him warning the others! |
1.1391 |
0.03469 |
115 |
100 |
14 |
1 |
2346 |
Nick, Zach, Patty, Jack! Give the dog a bone! |
1.1389 |
0.03826 |
108 |
95 |
11 |
2 |
2347 |
Ok, He said he’ll let us storm the gates if we throw a cannon-ball for him |
1.1386 |
0.04229 |
101 |
90 |
8 |
3 |
2348 |
Toss Me a Bone! |
1.1386 |
0.04229 |
101 |
90 |
8 |
3 |
2349 |
Not those ones! He bit Ulrich’s head off when it wasn’t orange. |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
2350 |
Hurry up with those biscuits so that he won't bark or eat us. |
1.1386 |
0.03988 |
101 |
89 |
10 |
2 |
2351 |
Comrades, the beast shan't stayeth a good boy forever! |
1.1386 |
0.04229 |
101 |
90 |
8 |
3 |
2352 |
It looks hungry - run away, run away! |
1.1386 |
0.04229 |
101 |
90 |
8 |
3 |
2353 |
A bone for the big doggy. |
1.1386 |
0.04229 |
101 |
90 |
8 |
3 |
2354 |
THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!! |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
2355 |
STOP! He’ll jump out if you throw them up. |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
2356 |
No more bones, this bread is vegetarian and he is now very annoyed |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
2357 |
It's o.k. He knows he's a good boy! |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
2358 |
He's wagging his tail - make ready the chew toy! |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
2359 |
Gulliver’s puppy likes the yellow! |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
2360 |
It's just until Gulliver gets back. |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
2361 |
Superszize them ... and fast! |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
2362 |
He says he’d like a real chicken … and a belly rub. |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
2363 |
It's working! Bring on the Trojan Cat! |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2364 |
Who forgot the coffee |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2365 |
Anything to keep him from marking his territory! |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2366 |
This isn't working...we should have brought the giant tennis ball! |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2367 |
Send in the peanut butter! |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2368 |
Anyone bring a poop scoop bag? |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2369 |
OK. Now the one with the rohypnol. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2370 |
Courage, men! At least he's not hurling cows and ducks at us! |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2371 |
Well, I don't think he looks like a good boy. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2372 |
Quickly! More treats! more treats! |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
2373 |
No! The red one, the RED one! |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2374 |
Hold on… kibbles and bits. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2375 |
Better make them bigger, and all yellow |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2376 |
There’s a special package waiting for one of you over this wall. Bring a shovel. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2377 |
This isn’t working go back and get a bunch of tennis balls!” |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2378 |
They are bad to the bone |
1.1379 |
0.03652 |
116 |
102 |
12 |
2 |
2379 |
Piece of bone to convince they all need me |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2380 |
He says your taxes have been increased by five dogbones each. |
1.1376 |
0.03793 |
109 |
96 |
11 |
2 |
2381 |
Quick,before he has a meltdown! |
1.1376 |
0.03793 |
109 |
96 |
11 |
2 |
2382 |
Distracting him with a bone isn't working - bring up the cat! |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
2383 |
Back-up! Bone-shaped stone is not a weapon |
1.1375 |
0.03875 |
80 |
69 |
11 |
0 |
2384 |
Get up here fast, while he's still looking at the biscuits and not us! |
1.1375 |
0.03875 |
80 |
69 |
11 |
0 |
2385 |
Here's the pitch: Clifford the Big, Red Dog vs. Monty Python's Flying Circus! |
1.1375 |
0.04950 |
80 |
72 |
5 |
3 |
2386 |
There is a large dog up here! How fortuitous that we came with large milkbones. |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
2387 |
All right! It’s Milk Bone Offensive!
Yellow good!
Drop the fricking magenta Percy! |
1.1375 |
0.03875 |
80 |
69 |
11 |
0 |
2388 |
I think our intelligence was wrong. He is a good boy. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
2389 |
Hey Sparky, I think they're handing out the next round of stimulus checks! |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
2390 |
Courage men! It looks like he's still hungry! |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
2391 |
He says he wants chew toys! |
1.1373 |
0.03951 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
2392 |
It’s not an African Swallow! |
1.1373 |
0.04629 |
102 |
93 |
4 |
5 |
2393 |
Yes,this is Clifford the big red dog. |
1.1373 |
0.04189 |
102 |
91 |
8 |
3 |
2394 |
Wait till you see his best friend! |
1.1373 |
0.04189 |
102 |
91 |
8 |
3 |
2395 |
He says he now wants his squeaky toy. |
1.1371 |
0.03499 |
124 |
109 |
13 |
2 |
2396 |
Okay, now bring up the grappling hooks, siege towers, and jumbo squeaky toy. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
2397 |
Give him the one with the Vitamin A |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
2398 |
It's working--throw the next one! |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
2399 |
Once more into the pooch, dear friends! |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
2400 |
Have you guys noticed how stupid these caption contest cartoons have become? What's that? Oh, yeah, toss up another... it's working. But these contest cartoons... wow! What a joke! |
1.1368 |
0.04875 |
95 |
87 |
3 |
5 |
2401 |
Alright now one of you grab the cannonball we lost. |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
2402 |
Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! |
1.1368 |
0.04391 |
95 |
85 |
7 |
3 |
2403 |
We’ve breached the kennel walls, now the king demands a treat-y! |
1.1368 |
0.03545 |
95 |
82 |
13 |
0 |
2404 |
I don’t think we’ve brought enough treats |
1.1368 |
0.03545 |
95 |
82 |
13 |
0 |
2405 |
He likes the CBD ones, but now he wants pizza. |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
2406 |
Keep 'em coming; the cat brigade is on the way! |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
2407 |
Forget it guys, he doesn't want to ruin his dinner. |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
2408 |
Send in the gluten-free!!! |
1.1368 |
0.04639 |
95 |
86 |
5 |
4 |
2409 |
I'm going in while we still have the bone advantage. |
1.1368 |
0.03545 |
95 |
82 |
13 |
0 |
2410 |
Quick. He only likes the red ones. |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
2411 |
Those inflatables won’t protect you!”
Eflor Rolfe, London U. |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
2412 |
Not another bone! Launch the ball. |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
2413 |
Take those away! He only likes the orange ones! |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
2414 |
Nine more bones before this old man stops rolling home. |
1.1364 |
0.04623 |
88 |
79 |
6 |
3 |
2415 |
I think I just figured out why the moat smells so foul. |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
2416 |
Just as I suspected, we're going to need more biscuits. |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
2417 |
HE WANTS KETCHUP |
1.1364 |
0.04623 |
88 |
79 |
6 |
3 |
2418 |
Dog biscuits aren't working! Find some bully sticks! |
1.1359 |
0.03663 |
103 |
90 |
12 |
1 |
2419 |
Enough with the Dog Biscuits, now he wants a REALLY BIGMac! |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
2420 |
The Royal Courtyard needs large cleanup satchels. |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
2421 |
Hey, we should start eating these! |
1.1359 |
0.03663 |
103 |
90 |
12 |
1 |
2422 |
He is indeed a good boy, sire! |
1.1359 |
0.03663 |
103 |
90 |
12 |
1 |
2423 |
Yes, I mean RIGHT NOW! |
1.1359 |
0.03663 |
103 |
90 |
12 |
1 |
2424 |
He doesn't like the chicken flavor! Give me the fish one! |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
2425 |
Not treats! Trebuchets! |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
2426 |
OK. Sneak around the back while I've got him distracted. |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
2427 |
The beast must be fed. Onward |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
2428 |
We need to rethink our weapons doctrine! |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
2429 |
We may need the dogapult! |
1.1354 |
0.03511 |
96 |
83 |
13 |
0 |
2430 |
His bite is worst than his chew. |
1.1354 |
0.04593 |
96 |
87 |
5 |
4 |
2431 |
Quick! Give me the green one and then run like hell! |
1.1354 |
0.04348 |
96 |
86 |
7 |
3 |
2432 |
He doesn’t want to start a fight!
He says he just wanted a bone to pick! |
1.1354 |
0.04348 |
96 |
86 |
7 |
3 |
2433 |
Hurry hurry..
More yellow!! |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
2434 |
Quick! Get some Alpo! |
1.1354 |
0.03511 |
96 |
83 |
13 |
0 |
2435 |
Make no bones about it, he's gluten free! |
1.1354 |
0.03511 |
96 |
83 |
13 |
0 |
2436 |
He wants the pink one next. |
1.1354 |
0.03511 |
96 |
83 |
13 |
0 |
2437 |
Quick! The green one! |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
2438 |
Throw the dog a bone! |
1.1354 |
0.04348 |
96 |
86 |
7 |
3 |
2439 |
No one gets a coffee break today! |
1.1354 |
0.03511 |
96 |
83 |
13 |
0 |
2440 |
Knick knack, paddy whack... |
1.1351 |
0.05207 |
74 |
67 |
4 |
3 |
2441 |
Keep the doggie biscuits coming lest he unleash his fearsome breath! |
1.1351 |
0.03502 |
111 |
97 |
13 |
1 |
2442 |
He said he just wants more grey ones! |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
2443 |
Turn back, men! We're running out of positive reinforcements! |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
2444 |
Eureka - I’ve proved it! Giant dogs aren’t color-blind! |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
2445 |
Hold up on the treats, he has to go for a walk. |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
2446 |
Hurry! Throw me the bone of contention! |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
2447 |
Nope, nope. Take those back, he's being a bad dog. |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
2448 |
Hurry up, he's extra hungry and getting bigger every minute!! |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
2449 |
We are going to need a few more. |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
2450 |
Enough with the yellow--he wants a purple one now. |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
2451 |
Hurry thoust up! Before its hunger’s eyes fall on me! Or thee! |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
2452 |
More peanut butter! ASAP! |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
2453 |
OK!" If this doesn't work we'll just have to try real bones |
1.1348 |
0.03641 |
89 |
77 |
12 |
0 |
2454 |
I told you we just need to slip the guard a LITTLE bribe. |
1.1348 |
0.03641 |
89 |
77 |
12 |
0 |
2455 |
This dog's bite is MUCH bigger than its bark. Treats won't do it ! |
1.1348 |
0.03641 |
89 |
77 |
12 |
0 |
2456 |
Bones , more bones . His kingdom for the bones . |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
2457 |
He said, "I'll have two more of the yellow ones". |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
2458 |
Fetch th' tennys ball! |
1.1348 |
0.03641 |
89 |
77 |
12 |
0 |
2459 |
Prepare thee to Catapult the Roast Oxen. |
1.1348 |
0.04573 |
89 |
80 |
6 |
3 |
2460 |
Pharaoh Phydo confused by slave outfits! |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
2461 |
Retreat, retreat, he's gonna barf! |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
2462 |
The gender dog has chosen yellow! |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
2463 |
OK we threw the dog a bone, now what's step two? |
1.1346 |
0.03630 |
104 |
91 |
12 |
1 |
2464 |
Quick! We're going to need some toilet water! |
1.1346 |
0.03630 |
104 |
91 |
12 |
1 |
2465 |
He's a good dog as long as we don't run out of treats. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
2466 |
Make it snappy, or he’s comin’ over the wall!!! |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
2467 |
More bones! He's already taken five bites out of the brick! |
1.1341 |
0.03787 |
82 |
71 |
11 |
0 |
2468 |
Try the blue pill! |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
2469 |
Hoist those biscuits you lay-abouts! Do you think Gulliver'll tread lightly if his dog's not been fed? |
1.1341 |
0.03787 |
82 |
71 |
11 |
0 |
2470 |
Some of you need to distract the dragon on the tower! |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
2471 |
Don't think you can butter my boss up that easily. |
1.1341 |
0.04835 |
82 |
74 |
5 |
3 |
2472 |
It doesn't work: He still doesn't let us in! |
1.1341 |
0.03787 |
82 |
71 |
11 |
0 |
2473 |
Go green...go green ! |
1.1341 |
0.03787 |
82 |
71 |
11 |
0 |
2474 |
Go to Plan B! He’s eaten Aethelred! |
1.1341 |
0.04835 |
82 |
74 |
5 |
3 |
2475 |
When they said this castle had gone to the dogs... |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
2476 |
Careful! One false move and he'll lick you to death. |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
2477 |
He’s a good boy. He just ended feudalism. |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
2478 |
Men! What's with the variety? The hound is color blind! |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
2479 |
Feed him the chocolate, I heard it makes them sick! |
1.1340 |
0.04305 |
97 |
87 |
7 |
3 |
2480 |
So glad we didn't use the catapult! |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
2481 |
He says he is a dog not a god. |
1.1339 |
0.03697 |
112 |
99 |
11 |
2 |
2482 |
Keep 'em coming! I think we're wearing him down! |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
2483 |
So this is the Boxer Rebellion … |
1.1333 |
0.05141 |
75 |
68 |
4 |
3 |
2484 |
This isn’t working…get the catapult. |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
2485 |
Keep those bones coming for Top Dog. |
1.1333 |
0.03603 |
90 |
78 |
12 |
0 |
2486 |
Paint the prisoner green! |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
2487 |
Hurry, we can't let this puppy go beyond this "Beyond Meat" biscuit. |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
2488 |
He only likes the bacon flavered ones. |
1.1333 |
0.04525 |
90 |
81 |
6 |
3 |
2489 |
Back off, this is my section! |
1.1333 |
0.04525 |
90 |
81 |
6 |
3 |
2490 |
He's changed his mind. He says he's no longer a vegan. |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
2491 |
I specifically told you,no artificial food colors! |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
2492 |
Hurry before he eats me.. |
1.1333 |
0.04793 |
90 |
82 |
4 |
4 |
2493 |
He says ‘more bones or I eat the soft ones!” |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
2494 |
Nick, Nack, Patty, Wack, give a dog a bone! |
1.1333 |
0.03844 |
105 |
93 |
10 |
2 |
2495 |
His bark is worse than his fight! |
1.1333 |
0.03603 |
90 |
78 |
12 |
0 |
2496 |
We screwed up. He started salivating without my having a bone. |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
2497 |
No, no. He’s had plenty of treats. Bring him a really big bowl of water. |
1.1333 |
0.04525 |
90 |
81 |
6 |
3 |
2498 |
Hurry up with those, I think we've found their leader!! |
1.1333 |
0.03598 |
105 |
92 |
12 |
1 |
2499 |
Where's the nearest Costco? |
1.1333 |
0.03333 |
105 |
91 |
14 |
0 |
2500 |
Never mind the damned Knick Knack! Just hand be another bone! |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
2501 |
I told you to bring the chocolate ones!!! |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
2502 |
He's almost full, but he wants a green one next! |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
2503 |
I think its time to try the Trojan Dalmatian |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
2504 |
What's that new trick you mentioned? |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
98 |
85 |
13 |
0 |
2505 |
Quick, throw those as far as you can away from the castle. |
1.1327 |
0.03737 |
98 |
86 |
11 |
1 |
2506 |
This isn't the Ark Of The Covenant, it's the Bark of The Covenant! |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
2507 |
You guys can believe 'Dog' is just 'God' spelled
backward if you want to, but as for me, I'm outta here! |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
2508 |
He's sitting! Do we have enough biscuits to get him to play dead |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
2509 |
He says he's thirsty |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
2510 |
Forget it! He only likes the chocolate-flavored ones! |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
2511 |
Quick! Drop the shields and run! |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
2512 |
Knick knack, paddy whack,
give this dog another bone |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
2513 |
Lance, I see you quiet quitting. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
2514 |
It's big, but it's not Trojan. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
2515 |
Go back! Get the Breath Mints! |
1.1325 |
0.04461 |
83 |
74 |
7 |
2 |
2516 |
Would someone throw me a freaking bone here? |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
2517 |
Nick! Knack! Paddywhack! Another bone! |
1.1325 |
0.03744 |
83 |
72 |
11 |
0 |
2518 |
When he said “Bargain” I didn’t know he meant this! |
1.1325 |
0.04461 |
83 |
74 |
7 |
2 |
2519 |
He won’t beg. |
1.1325 |
0.04461 |
83 |
74 |
7 |
2 |
2520 |
Guys, you’re not going to believe it, but these new swords are finally about to pay off. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
2521 |
It works! I told you they would help his breath. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
2522 |
Beef. He likes the beef flavor. Forget the
vegetables, but pass me the fruit flavor. |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
2523 |
It's not working. What are the chances one of you guys could catch a squirrel? |
1.1321 |
0.04038 |
106 |
95 |
8 |
3 |
2524 |
He wants belly rubs! Quickly! Get up here quickly! |
1.1321 |
0.03809 |
106 |
94 |
10 |
2 |
2525 |
OK, who forgot the poo bags?" |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
2526 |
No! Not the veggie flavor! |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
2527 |
He's ready to challenge Sir Clifford the Big and Red! |
1.1319 |
0.04477 |
91 |
82 |
6 |
3 |
2528 |
It's all okay! He's a good doggy, a very good doggy. |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
2529 |
Quick ! Get his leash |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
2530 |
More cheese-flavored! |
1.1319 |
0.04477 |
91 |
82 |
6 |
3 |
2531 |
Verily, Cedric! Yon turds are the measure of two fulsome heifers! Hie thee to his Lordship and implore him as to the urgent wisdom ye low-cal fodder! |
1.1319 |
0.04477 |
91 |
82 |
6 |
3 |
2532 |
Wait - sometimes a good boy only wants one.... |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
2533 |
What do you mean he only likes the yellow ones? He’s colorblind. |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
2534 |
Don't give the dog any more bones! |
1.1319 |
0.04477 |
91 |
82 |
6 |
3 |
2535 |
Forget the doggie bones, we're going to need a bigger collar |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
2536 |
Great, but we need a new trick. |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
2537 |
The lemon bone is too tart, throw me the mint or the cherry. |
1.1319 |
0.03566 |
91 |
79 |
12 |
0 |
2538 |
He's color-blind but one of you still has to walk him after this. |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
2539 |
‘Play dead’ didn’t work! |
1.1319 |
0.03894 |
91 |
80 |
10 |
1 |
2540 |
Keep 'em coming. He's a good dog. |
1.1319 |
0.03566 |
91 |
79 |
12 |
0 |
2541 |
GIVE THE DOG A BONE. |
1.1319 |
0.04477 |
91 |
82 |
6 |
3 |
2542 |
Drop your milk bones men! This good boy need not be slain! |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
2543 |
Not working either! Roll in the Trojan Horse instead! |
1.1313 |
0.03702 |
99 |
87 |
11 |
1 |
2544 |
Looks like we won't be needing that catapult after all. |
1.1313 |
0.04222 |
99 |
89 |
7 |
3 |
2545 |
Not those bones. He's grain free! |
1.1313 |
0.04222 |
99 |
89 |
7 |
3 |
2546 |
The weekly New Yorker cartoon caption contest has never been a bigger dog! |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
2547 |
You should see its paws -- this is going to be a big dog! |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
2548 |
Only the yellow ones! |
1.1310 |
0.03703 |
84 |
73 |
11 |
0 |
2549 |
It’s time! Launch the bully sticks!! |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
2550 |
Storm the drawbridge before he gets the zoomies. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
2551 |
Did anyone bring him some water? |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
2552 |
Hey, Nick, Nack and Paddy, and you too,Wack. Let's give a dog a bone. |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
2553 |
Nick, Nack and Paddywack, it's your turn! This old man's gotta roll on home. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
2554 |
Hurry, his stomach is growling. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
2555 |
He's a good boy. HE'S A VERY GOOD BOY! |
1.1310 |
0.04724 |
84 |
76 |
5 |
3 |
2556 |
He's really mad! He somehow figured out that the bones contain artificial colours! |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
2557 |
Quick, hand me one that can improve his doggy breath. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
2558 |
OMG, those aren't battering rams! |
1.1310 |
0.05019 |
84 |
77 |
3 |
4 |
2559 |
Drop them. Get the big bag. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
2560 |
I told you it was a bona fide plan |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
2561 |
More Biscuits! It's a bone-a-fide Canine monster! |
1.1310 |
0.04724 |
84 |
76 |
5 |
3 |
2562 |
Y’all this ain’t it |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
2563 |
I need another biscuit! Stat!! |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
2564 |
Now pass me a liver treat for the defender. |
1.1308 |
0.03275 |
107 |
93 |
14 |
0 |
2565 |
Canis vult! |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
2566 |
Back to Birdwell Island you go. |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
2567 |
I’m not sure, and he’s not sure - he’s chewing on it. |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
2568 |
No more treats. Bring the fetch toy! |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
2569 |
He’s a good boy! Keep the treats coming. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
2570 |
Apparently we lost a lot of men for nothing. |
1.1304 |
0.03154 |
115 |
100 |
15 |
0 |
2571 |
Quick before his mom comes! |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
2572 |
He's holding out for more orange! |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
2573 |
Whose bright idea was it to hire pedigree for our artillery |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
2574 |
It's always the ssame - if you give a dog a bone he wants another |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
2575 |
I’m dog we trust. |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
2576 |
He needs more positive reinforcement! |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
2577 |
Am I gluten free!? |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
2578 |
HE WONT SIGN THE TREATIES |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
2579 |
MORE!! I need MORE Biscuits NOW!! |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
2580 |
Bring more of the cheddar ones! |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
69 |
62 |
5 |
2 |
2581 |
He prefers the purple ones! |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
2582 |
Go back! Hurry! He only wants Snausages. |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
2583 |
No more treats! It'll just encourage bad behavior. |
1.1300 |
0.04181 |
100 |
90 |
7 |
3 |
2584 |
Guys! He likes the chicken flavored biscuits. Throw him all you got. |
1.1300 |
0.03933 |
100 |
89 |
9 |
2 |
2585 |
It’s OK, you can back off, he’s definitely a ‘Good Boy’. |
1.1300 |
0.03933 |
100 |
89 |
9 |
2 |
2586 |
Hand me the crunchy one. |
1.1300 |
0.04181 |
100 |
90 |
7 |
3 |
2587 |
Tell King Gulliver the Brobdognagian Fortress is impenetrable! |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
2588 |
Is that aiI we have |
1.1299 |
0.04659 |
77 |
69 |
6 |
2 |
2589 |
We’re good. All he’s gonna do is watch! |
1.1299 |
0.04659 |
77 |
69 |
6 |
2 |
2590 |
Over the parapet and into the Bonaparte! |
1.1296 |
0.03742 |
108 |
96 |
10 |
2 |
2591 |
It’s no good! He wants a human smeared with gravy! |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2592 |
Quick, keep them coming I think he is about ready to speak. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2593 |
Are they gluten-free? They have to be gluten-free! |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2594 |
Even if we distract him the dog breath will be fatal. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2595 |
We've breached the wall! More treats! |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2596 |
Hold the bone!!!!!! |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2597 |
Clifford is greatful for the tribute. All will be protected. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2598 |
Get the catapult. He’s ready to play fetch. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2599 |
Stand down with those ! He only likes Pumpkin Spice! |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
2600 |
I need ‘The Blues!’ |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2601 |
Not the young puppy snacks, get the ones formulated for the middle ages. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2602 |
Run! He's lifting his hind leg! |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2603 |
If you want to live, get those other five boxes up here on the double! |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2604 |
You fools, I said Abby, not dog show. |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2605 |
Quick, hand me the new candy-colored ones! |
1.1290 |
0.03495 |
93 |
81 |
12 |
0 |
2606 |
No more beef flavored ones he only likes the chicken flavored ones. |
1.1290 |
0.03495 |
93 |
81 |
12 |
0 |
2607 |
The old man rolled straight past his home. |
1.1290 |
0.04385 |
93 |
84 |
6 |
3 |
2608 |
Christmas, The Year 2345. |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
2609 |
Tell him it's an English biscuit, Saxon flavored. |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
2610 |
Quickly, men! The beast is being a very good boy! |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2611 |
I think he's food-motivated! |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2612 |
He’s in a calm-submissive state! Reward! Reward! |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
2613 |
Bone appetit - they're willing to give up Clifford's hiding place for just five more! |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2614 |
Wait, are these gluten free? Because if not....oh boy. |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2615 |
Trojan Bone is a no go! |
1.1287 |
0.03349 |
101 |
88 |
13 |
0 |
2616 |
Captain, we need more treats! |
1.1287 |
0.03349 |
101 |
88 |
13 |
0 |
2617 |
That was my bone! It was made for me! |
1.1287 |
0.03632 |
101 |
89 |
11 |
1 |
2618 |
Should we try the giant wooden cat instead? |
1.1287 |
0.03632 |
101 |
89 |
11 |
1 |
2619 |
Roll out the poop catapult! |
1.1287 |
0.03632 |
101 |
89 |
11 |
1 |
2620 |
It's no good! He knows they're Impossible Biscuits. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
2621 |
If we run out of treats, we're in big trouble. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
2622 |
Let's smack him with the wet stuff. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
2623 |
I think you misheard me. I said RE-treat. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
2624 |
Deploy the spray bottle! |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
2625 |
Which one of you told him he wasn't a good boy? |
1.1282 |
0.04602 |
78 |
70 |
6 |
2 |
2626 |
Toss me another edible, they're working like a charm. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
2627 |
All together now:
Knick knack, paddy wack |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
2628 |
Never mind those. Go get Rapunzel. Apparently, he's something called a rescue dog? |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
2629 |
Halt positive reinforcements!
Repeat, Halt positive reinforcements!! |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
2630 |
Inform the King that the treat negotiations are going well! |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
2631 |
Increase the dose! |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
2632 |
He wants all the biscuits and a belly rub. |
1.1279 |
0.04619 |
86 |
78 |
5 |
3 |
2633 |
You were right Abe, she is gluten free! |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
2634 |
Red biscuits only! |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
2635 |
I said NO growth hormones!!! |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
2636 |
No more! This one's bite is worse than his bark! |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
2637 |
Hurry he doesn’t know his own strength |
1.1279 |
0.04619 |
86 |
78 |
5 |
3 |
2638 |
Bones, he'll fall |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
2639 |
He’s a good boy! |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2640 |
Goddamit. I said the one's WITHOUT fibre. |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
2641 |
I told him I already had one; he wants more! |
1.1277 |
0.03460 |
94 |
82 |
12 |
0 |
2642 |
Medieval Gender Reveal:
"More yellow! It must twins!!" |
1.1277 |
0.03460 |
94 |
82 |
12 |
0 |
2643 |
We’ve got enough milkbones! Where’s Mr. Scruffleface? |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
2644 |
It's not working -- quick, wheel in the first rubber chew toy! |
1.1277 |
0.04340 |
94 |
85 |
6 |
3 |
2645 |
He wants a peanut butter treat right now! |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
2646 |
Quick! Load the cannon with tennis balls! |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
2647 |
I hate when I draw the short bone! |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
2648 |
We weren't prepared for THIS good of a boy! |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
2649 |
Quick, someone gram this! |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2650 |
Quick! Dig a moat!! He's starting to drool!!! |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2651 |
No good. Let’s try a fake
horse with men inside it. |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2652 |
If we ever do get past him, we'll need some big bags to clean this place up. |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2653 |
C'mon men! Only 40 or 50 more oxycobones and he'll be asleep! |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2654 |
Arthur! That pooper scooper won't be big enough! |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
2655 |
Keep them coming! Send for reinforcements!
This won't hold him for long! |
1.1275 |
0.04103 |
102 |
92 |
7 |
3 |
2656 |
Break them in half! He's a big dog, but not particularly a good dog. |
1.1275 |
0.04103 |
102 |
92 |
7 |
3 |
2657 |
Oh oh, I think he's about to get the zoomies! |
1.1275 |
0.04333 |
102 |
93 |
5 |
4 |
2658 |
Ralph, put on the squirrel costume and run away so we can finally get past Fido here. |
1.1275 |
0.03318 |
102 |
89 |
13 |
0 |
2659 |
We can’t keep this up, bring out the giant bell! |
1.1275 |
0.03859 |
102 |
91 |
9 |
2 |
2660 |
Appease the hound |
1.1275 |
0.03859 |
102 |
91 |
9 |
2 |
2661 |
Indeed all bite no bark! All balls to the wall! |
1.1275 |
0.03599 |
102 |
90 |
11 |
1 |
2662 |
Did they give you siege biscuits or sea biscuits?? |
1.1266 |
0.03765 |
79 |
69 |
10 |
0 |
2663 |
We're gonna need some bigger biscuits. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
2664 |
You guys know what Wagyu is? |
1.1266 |
0.03765 |
79 |
69 |
10 |
0 |
2665 |
I can’t get over this! |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
2666 |
He's learned to sit....now is our chance! |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
2667 |
Can you throw me a bone here? |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
2668 |
Forget it guys, he's going to take us for all we've got. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
2669 |
Quick- toss me the cat! |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
2670 |
Which one of you geniuses suggested that I do my own stunts |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
2671 |
I taught him to sit keep the yellow ones coming |
1.1266 |
0.03765 |
79 |
69 |
10 |
0 |
2672 |
Sacre Bow Wow! Ce n’est pas un Bone Idea! |
1.1266 |
0.03765 |
79 |
69 |
10 |
0 |
2673 |
Quick, hand me the ass flavored milkbone! |
1.1264 |
0.04568 |
87 |
79 |
5 |
3 |
2674 |
He doesn’t like the yellow ones! |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
2675 |
A couple more, and I think I can get him to lay down. |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
2676 |
For God, Harry, St. George and my dog Murray.. |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
2677 |
Gimme the greenie for his breath or I'll have to surrender. |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
2678 |
Quick!! She thinks I'm her chew toy!! |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
2679 |
No more beef sticks, he’s getting a taste for blood! |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
2680 |
He wants to know if we have other treats. |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
2681 |
This isn’t working. What if we ask it to play dead? |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
2682 |
For the love of God, get rid of the pink one. |
1.1264 |
0.04568 |
87 |
79 |
5 |
3 |
2683 |
Hurry up! I'm next! |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
2684 |
Quick, a bully stick! |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
2685 |
He says, "More orange biscuits and your father smelt of elderberries." |
1.1264 |
0.04568 |
87 |
79 |
5 |
3 |
2686 |
No pink ones. It gives him the runs! |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
2687 |
Go see if the Natural History Museum is still open. We need a dinosaur! |
1.1264 |
0.04568 |
87 |
79 |
5 |
3 |
2688 |
Yellow - yellow- green - pink is the NIP to get in! Hurry up, mates! |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
2689 |
He says the yellow ones are terrible! |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
2690 |
Faster, damnit! He won't be a good boy much longer! |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
2691 |
This camouflage isn't working. Let's all use one big horse instead. |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
2692 |
Go back. He likes bones and skinny people. |
1.1263 |
0.03426 |
95 |
83 |
12 |
0 |
2693 |
He says no pinks. Show him the green. |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
2694 |
We're screwed. There's a huge cat right behind him. |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
2695 |
Quick, another NyQuil bone! |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
2696 |
From now on, royalty can only own Corgis! |
1.1263 |
0.03426 |
95 |
83 |
12 |
0 |
2697 |
He said he’s Irish. Send it up!!! |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
2698 |
Quick, what's the hand sign for down. |
1.1263 |
0.03426 |
95 |
83 |
12 |
0 |
2699 |
They’ve got a Laaadyyy!!! |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
2700 |
Let Santa know we have a winning recipe |
1.1263 |
0.04296 |
95 |
86 |
6 |
3 |
2701 |
No more chicken. They're making him gassy. |
1.1263 |
0.03426 |
95 |
83 |
12 |
0 |
2702 |
He wants the blue ones! |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
2703 |
Send for more yellows! |
1.1263 |
0.04296 |
95 |
86 |
6 |
3 |
2704 |
« Fetchez la vache! » |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2705 |
I said throw me some more milk bones, not square stones! |
1.1262 |
0.03566 |
103 |
91 |
11 |
1 |
2706 |
Go back, he eat's these things for lunch. |
1.1262 |
0.03288 |
103 |
90 |
13 |
0 |
2707 |
A few more men, then it's doggie nap time. |
1.1262 |
0.03566 |
103 |
91 |
11 |
1 |
2708 |
We're going to need a bigger packet of dog biscuits |
1.1262 |
0.03566 |
103 |
91 |
11 |
1 |
2709 |
Best I can tell,he says they all taste the same. |
1.1262 |
0.03288 |
103 |
90 |
13 |
0 |
2710 |
She’s just burying them. Let’s try the giant snausages. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2711 |
He's already stoned. Go kidnap the princess. |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
2712 |
He only seems to be getting hungrier. |
1.1250 |
0.03546 |
88 |
77 |
11 |
0 |
2713 |
Hurry up! This dog eats up ammo faster than the Russian army. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
2714 |
It looks like we'll have to re-treat" |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2715 |
Get your bones moving man! |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
2716 |
Hold the biscuits; I think we have a mad dog here! |
1.1250 |
0.03546 |
88 |
77 |
11 |
0 |
2717 |
Let’s skip the Trojan cat. |
1.1250 |
0.04518 |
88 |
80 |
5 |
3 |
2718 |
She likes the yellow ones. |
1.1250 |
0.03789 |
104 |
93 |
9 |
2 |
2719 |
It’s a normal day in New York, the worst city in the world. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2720 |
He says to keep fetching… |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2721 |
Leave the bones- take the cannoli! |
1.1250 |
0.03721 |
80 |
70 |
10 |
0 |
2722 |
He says he is thirsty and asks if we can bring him a toilet |
1.1250 |
0.03721 |
80 |
70 |
10 |
0 |
2723 |
No more vegan biscuits or he'll eat us all! |
1.1250 |
0.04831 |
80 |
73 |
4 |
3 |
2724 |
No meat or vegetables.... He likes the salmon! |
1.1250 |
0.04492 |
80 |
72 |
6 |
2 |
2725 |
Cut them in half, they are too big ! |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2726 |
Ye be wary of thine ears! His bite be thusly vile! |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
2727 |
No more dog bones”. He wants a Big Whopper with cheese” |
1.1250 |
0.03393 |
96 |
84 |
12 |
0 |
2728 |
Keep ‘em coming. He hath been a goodly boy. |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
2729 |
Ok, two more and he promised to bark the next time the dragon comes. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2730 |
We need to escalate the assault. Bring in the catapult! |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
2731 |
Remember: nobody say "fetc—" |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
2732 |
Quick, more chicken! |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
2733 |
See? I told you. Big and red. |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
2734 |
Do we have any for bad breath? How about tarter control? |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
2735 |
Gimme the pink one now. It has an antihistamine in it." |
1.1250 |
0.04518 |
88 |
80 |
5 |
3 |
2736 |
Hand me my waders - he's not castlebroken." |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2737 |
Add Sprinkles! |
1.1250 |
0.04831 |
80 |
73 |
4 |
3 |
2738 |
I've heard of boning up on the enemy, but this...? |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2739 |
He loves it! Bring 'm them. On! |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
2740 |
No, for God's sake. Only Pantone 122! |
1.1250 |
0.04492 |
80 |
72 |
6 |
2 |
2741 |
Did anyone bring a poop bag? |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
2742 |
He wants the pink one. Come on, Gary - it's been six years since they put you on the rack! |
1.1250 |
0.03546 |
88 |
77 |
11 |
0 |
2743 |
And remember to say “SIT” first. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2744 |
He wants to know if we have any im blue? |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2745 |
He loves the treats but would prefer a really big fire hydrant |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
2746 |
Take them away! Take them away! Find something else! |
1.1250 |
0.03393 |
96 |
84 |
12 |
0 |
2747 |
Hurry, I don’t want to be eaten next and he looks really hungry! |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2748 |
He’s a she, and she already has one! |
1.1250 |
0.03393 |
96 |
84 |
12 |
0 |
2749 |
We need more! We must feed the beast! |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2750 |
He's out of control and still hungry -- bring in the giant slippers. |
1.1238 |
0.03502 |
105 |
93 |
11 |
1 |
2751 |
We're good to go, guys. A sign says it’s a 'No Poop Zone.' |
1.1238 |
0.03502 |
105 |
93 |
11 |
1 |
2752 |
Was it supposed to be “Nice doggy” or “Good doggy”? |
1.1238 |
0.03754 |
105 |
94 |
9 |
2 |
2753 |
Re: treat...he would like another one. |
1.1238 |
0.03230 |
105 |
92 |
13 |
0 |
2754 |
No,No he just wants a walk. |
1.1238 |
0.03754 |
105 |
94 |
9 |
2 |
2755 |
Now do you believe me?!i |
1.1238 |
0.03502 |
105 |
93 |
11 |
1 |
2756 |
Somebody call his B.A. sponsor! |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
2757 |
Who here can get him a pup cup? |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
2758 |
2023 National Dog Bone Contest..winner gets to take dog home |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
2759 |
I suggested a horse, but no, it HAD to be a Trojan dog. |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
2760 |
At least we’re not on back end detail this time! |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
2761 |
He demands… AAAANOTHER DOGBISQUIT! |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
2762 |
He trusts us now. Get the cannon for a game of catch. |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
2763 |
BE PATIENT. ALTHOUGH DOING IT DOGGY STYLE IS MORE INVOLVED, THE END RESULT MAKES IT MUCH BETTER. |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
2764 |
Hurry. We need more tranquilizer in the treats! |
1.1236 |
0.03508 |
89 |
78 |
11 |
0 |
2765 |
Bring more Tea Biscuits, I repeat Tea Biscuits! |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
2766 |
Where is Richard with the poop bags? |
1.1236 |
0.04469 |
89 |
81 |
5 |
3 |
2767 |
Let's try dipping them in poison first. |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
2768 |
The other RETREAT, you fools! |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
2769 |
Okay Nick, you're first! Knack, Paddy, and Whack, be ready! |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
2770 |
She’s demanding a new whistleblower. |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
2771 |
He says he's sick of chicken, got any other flavors? |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
2772 |
Careful! He’s got a bone to pick with us. |
1.1236 |
0.03508 |
89 |
78 |
11 |
0 |
2773 |
Hurry! He's going to shake! |
1.1235 |
0.04773 |
81 |
74 |
4 |
3 |
2774 |
Quick! Let’s try the pink one!!! |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
2775 |
Do not say walk! |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
2776 |
No, not re-treat! RETREAT, he is a bad boy! |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
2777 |
He needs a toothpick. |
1.1235 |
0.03678 |
81 |
71 |
10 |
0 |
2778 |
He says you gave him a lemon! |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
2779 |
Go buy the brownies from those teenagers in the van! |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
2780 |
He prefers the peanut butter! |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
2781 |
Okay, time to roll out the squeaky toy! |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
2782 |
Weird, his name is Dragon. |
1.1235 |
0.04773 |
81 |
74 |
4 |
3 |
2783 |
Back off! No one can be more loyal to our royal than me! |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
2784 |
What? No! Retreat does not mean bring him another biscuit. Are you even listening Sir Render? |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
2785 |
Back off! He has Kennel Cough! |
1.1233 |
0.05141 |
73 |
67 |
3 |
3 |
2786 |
Just throw him a bone in the negotiations and maybe he'll agree to sit and be a good boy. |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
2787 |
You won’t believe the size of her backyard! |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
2788 |
A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse! |
1.1226 |
0.03471 |
106 |
94 |
11 |
1 |
2789 |
He says, Triscuits, not biscuits! |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
2790 |
Watch where you step when we get in! |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
2791 |
A biscuit! A biscuit! My kingdom for another biscuit! |
1.1224 |
0.03328 |
98 |
86 |
12 |
0 |
2792 |
Come not between a giant dog and a small bone |
1.1224 |
0.03328 |
98 |
86 |
12 |
0 |
2793 |
No! More ORANGE ones. |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
2794 |
It’s time to bring in the troops! |
1.1224 |
0.03328 |
98 |
86 |
12 |
0 |
2795 |
Tell Arthur we don't need excalibur for this beast |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
2796 |
Do we get paid for this? |
1.1224 |
0.04170 |
98 |
89 |
6 |
3 |
2797 |
try the liver flavour! |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
2798 |
Fetch the ball-ista! |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
2799 |
Where's the blue raspberry?! |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
2800 |
No, he doesn't like the doggie treats! Quick! Bring me a giant can of Alpo! |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
2801 |
Forget the Milkbone’s lads! It time to bring out the big Alpo!! |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2802 |
Whose bone-headed plan was this? |
1.1222 |
0.04421 |
90 |
82 |
5 |
3 |
2803 |
Don't worry, it's only a foster! |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |