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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-12-04T23:13:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-12-18T23:13:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-12-12T23:13:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | December 19, 2022 |
Number of captions | 4930 |
Number of responses | 540717 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Well of course I’m being defensive! | 1.7834 | 0.01487 | 2802 | 1237 | 935 | 630 |
1 | Can we not talk about goals this week? | 1.7697 | 0.02218 | 1255 | 565 | 414 | 276 |
2 | Yes, I KNOW I'm blocking. That's the whole point. | 1.7456 | 0.01753 | 2001 | 934 | 642 | 425 |
3 | I think people are always trying to put something past me.... | 1.7442 | 0.01695 | 2068 | 946 | 705 | 417 |
4 | But what about my own goals? | 1.7441 | 0.01719 | 2024 | 930 | 682 | 412 |
5 | I’m defensive because he’s a little forward. | 1.7415 | 0.02477 | 975 | 450 | 327 | 198 |
6 | It's like they enjoy taking shots at me. | 1.7388 | 0.01904 | 1612 | 736 | 561 | 315 |
7 | My biggest fear is sudden death. | 1.7295 | 0.01375 | 3198 | 1516 | 1031 | 651 |
8 | This isn’t what I expected by post game analysis. | 1.7215 | 0.01970 | 1623 | 800 | 475 | 348 |
9 | It seems that everyone around me is so goal-oriented. | 1.7188 | 0.01700 | 2077 | 997 | 667 | 413 |
10 | But, my objective is to have no goals. | 1.7186 | 0.01843 | 1798 | 873 | 558 | 367 |
11 | Is he still there? | 1.7103 | 0.01317 | 3835 | 1992 | 962 | 881 |
12 | It just feels like I spend so much time focused on other people’s goals instead of my own. | 1.7094 | 0.01831 | 1810 | 888 | 560 | 362 |
13 | I make one little mistake at work, and everyone starts screaming at me. | 1.6992 | 0.01769 | 1888 | 927 | 602 | 359 |
14 | And then, it hit me. | 1.6928 | 0.01478 | 2712 | 1347 | 851 | 514 |
15 | I see the ball coming and that's when it hits me... | 1.6911 | 0.02511 | 942 | 470 | 293 | 179 |
16 | I work with 10 other people, but I feel like I’m the only one who is hands on… | 1.6898 | 0.01770 | 1931 | 976 | 578 | 377 |
17 | I’m sick of everyone always taking shots at me. | 1.6859 | 0.02780 | 745 | 368 | 243 | 134 |
18 | I'm accused of always being defensive. | 1.6839 | 0.01749 | 1895 | 943 | 608 | 344 |
19 | The loudest boos are coming from my mother. Let’s start there. | 1.6777 | 0.01690 | 2172 | 1136 | 600 | 436 |
20 | Doc, I can’t seem to think outside the box. | 1.6718 | 0.02099 | 1234 | 604 | 431 | 199 |
21 | I just know that when they look at me they're asking, "Is he really a keeper?" | 1.6692 | 0.01749 | 1877 | 952 | 594 | 331 |
22 | I don't know...sometimes I just feel like I get in the way of other people's goals. | 1.6677 | 0.01866 | 1607 | 805 | 531 | 271 |
23 | I can't keep letting things get past me | 1.6650 | 0.01827 | 1633 | 810 | 560 | 263 |
24 | I feel like things are coming at me from all directions. | 1.6618 | 0.02372 | 961 | 477 | 332 | 152 |
25 | I'm fine living a life without goals. | 1.6603 | 0.01688 | 1928 | 968 | 647 | 313 |
26 | Of course I'm going to block it out. | 1.6557 | 0.02437 | 938 | 478 | 305 | 155 |
27 | I feel like my whole life has been spent keeping people from realizing their goals. | 1.6537 | 0.01804 | 1776 | 927 | 537 | 312 |
28 | I feel like I'm always in the way. | 1.6530 | 0.01773 | 1755 | 894 | 576 | 285 |
29 | I feel like like I keep people from achieving their goals. | 1.6526 | 0.02197 | 1206 | 633 | 359 | 214 |
30 | It's just that every time I've let my guard down in the past, someone's taken advantage! | 1.6468 | 0.01721 | 1812 | 919 | 614 | 279 |
31 | So, my goal should be to try and prevent others from achieving theirs? | 1.6433 | 0.01790 | 1724 | 893 | 553 | 278 |
32 | Am I just too goal-oriented? | 1.6374 | 0.01829 | 1583 | 810 | 537 | 236 |
33 | Even my mom said I wasn’t a keeper. | 1.6372 | 0.02650 | 791 | 415 | 248 | 128 |
34 | I don’t know Doc, it just feels like everything’s coming right at me. | 1.6325 | 0.01896 | 1445 | 738 | 500 | 207 |
35 | The session is over, doc. Didn't you hear the buzzer? | 1.6297 | 0.02043 | 1639 | 976 | 294 | 369 |
36 | I still can't pronounce Qatar. | 1.6261 | 0.01988 | 1471 | 805 | 411 | 255 |
37 | Actually I was hoping you could teach me a few defense mechanisms. | 1.6252 | 0.01952 | 1414 | 745 | 454 | 215 |
38 | I feel conflicted when others achieve their goals. | 1.6210 | 0.02085 | 1211 | 635 | 400 | 176 |
39 | I know he always goes left. But he knows that I know. | 1.6176 | 0.02054 | 1263 | 670 | 406 | 187 |
40 | Wow, nothing gets by you, does it? | 1.6153 | 0.02025 | 1323 | 711 | 410 | 202 |
41 | No, you were right. Next time in your office. | 1.6147 | 0.02084 | 1238 | 663 | 389 | 186 |
42 | At work I just feel like I’m in everybody’s way | 1.6138 | 0.02395 | 914 | 484 | 299 | 131 |
43 | What about MY goals? | 1.6109 | 0.02103 | 1285 | 712 | 361 | 212 |
44 | And that’s the problem, keeping people out is kind of my thing. | 1.6082 | 0.03184 | 513 | 273 | 168 | 72 |
45 | I can’t help feeling guilty that my goal is to keep others from achieving their goals. | 1.6052 | 0.02255 | 1041 | 562 | 328 | 151 |
46 | I told her I was a keeper. | 1.6047 | 0.03254 | 516 | 283 | 154 | 79 |
47 | I’m tired of being an obstructionist. | 1.6039 | 0.02180 | 1078 | 574 | 357 | 147 |
48 | I have a compulsion to stop others from achieving their goals. | 1.6018 | 0.02250 | 1140 | 646 | 302 | 192 |
49 | I don’t have personal goals—except to thwart the aspirations of others. Does that make me a bad person?” | 1.6009 | 0.02218 | 1075 | 584 | 336 | 155 |
50 | Some goals are just out of my reach. | 1.5876 | 0.02381 | 982 | 559 | 269 | 154 |
51 | I struggle to think inside the box. | 1.5864 | 0.02447 | 885 | 493 | 265 | 127 |
52 | Would you mind not writing your notes on yellow cards? | 1.5831 | 0.02439 | 921 | 524 | 257 | 140 |
53 | That's the point. I don't HAVE any goals. | 1.5827 | 0.02464 | 925 | 533 | 245 | 147 |
54 | Then just as the ball is about to hit me, I wake up. | 1.5806 | 0.02494 | 825 | 457 | 257 | 111 |
55 | I feel so defensive all the time. | 1.5803 | 0.02488 | 865 | 489 | 250 | 126 |
56 | Leave my soccer mom out of this.” | 1.5785 | 0.02583 | 956 | 591 | 177 | 188 |
57 | I stop people from achieving their goals. It's depressing. | 1.5770 | 0.02569 | 792 | 445 | 237 | 110 |
58 | Are you are going to charge me in overtime, too?” | 1.5762 | 0.02847 | 623 | 345 | 197 | 81 |
59 | I just feel like everyone is always taking shots at me. | 1.5750 | 0.02518 | 833 | 472 | 243 | 118 |
60 | I feel defenseless. | 1.5734 | 0.03333 | 436 | 238 | 146 | 52 |
61 | I'm always standing in the way of other people's goals. | 1.5725 | 0.02430 | 903 | 516 | 257 | 130 |
62 | I'm tired of feeling like everyone can just put one past me. | 1.5713 | 0.02485 | 828 | 465 | 253 | 110 |
63 | I make it difficult to let people in | 1.5668 | 0.02685 | 704 | 397 | 215 | 92 |
64 | Sometimes I just feel like I'm in the way. | 1.5641 | 0.02604 | 757 | 431 | 225 | 101 |
65 | Are our 90 minutes about up? | 1.5639 | 0.02734 | 720 | 419 | 196 | 105 |
66 | I wish I didn't feel so defensive all the time. | 1.5637 | 0.02485 | 816 | 461 | 250 | 105 |
67 | I keep dreaming the same thing; I'm naked except for my gloves. | 1.5634 | 0.02830 | 655 | 377 | 187 | 91 |
68 | The only cup I can visualize is the one I wish I’d worn last game. | 1.5617 | 0.03052 | 689 | 438 | 115 | 136 |
69 | I feel very vulnerable, particularly on the left side. | 1.5617 | 0.02634 | 673 | 369 | 230 | 74 |
70 | You’re right. I’ve got to stop worrying about other people’s goals, and focus on my own. | 1.5609 | 0.02549 | 747 | 417 | 241 | 89 |
71 | How can I set goals, when I'm supposed to prevent them? | 1.5590 | 0.02853 | 610 | 345 | 189 | 76 |
72 | It seems like things keep passing me by. | 1.5579 | 0.02665 | 699 | 396 | 216 | 87 |
73 | Why is it always about my soccer mom?” | 1.5579 | 0.03003 | 717 | 460 | 114 | 143 |
74 | I feel like they’re always trying to even the score | 1.5569 | 0.04363 | 246 | 136 | 83 | 27 |
75 | I just feel like I'm constantly getting in the way of other people achieving their goals. | 1.5565 | 0.02656 | 726 | 418 | 212 | 96 |
76 | I feel like everyone tries to avoid me | 1.5560 | 0.03070 | 536 | 307 | 160 | 69 |
77 | ‘Sometimes I wonder if all I’m really blocking are my feelings?’ | 1.5552 | 0.02779 | 643 | 366 | 197 | 80 |
78 | I feel like I'm always getting in the way of other people's goals. | 1.5541 | 0.02793 | 675 | 395 | 186 | 94 |
79 | I feel like their success is wholly dependent on my failure, it's just so toxic. | 1.5532 | 0.02740 | 761 | 463 | 175 | 123 |
80 | I always feel defensive! | 1.5507 | 0.02849 | 612 | 351 | 185 | 76 |
81 | Maybe I'm too goal-oriented? | 1.5499 | 0.02718 | 671 | 385 | 203 | 83 |
82 | I don't know Doc, I just think I'd be happier without having any goals at all | 1.5492 | 0.03030 | 579 | 343 | 154 | 82 |
83 | They hate me because I get to use my hands. | 1.5469 | 0.02730 | 651 | 372 | 202 | 77 |
84 | So how long have you felt that everyone is trying to get something past you? | 1.5465 | 0.02966 | 613 | 367 | 157 | 89 |
85 | I know it’s a bit egomaniacal, but my goal is to prevent others from achieving their goals. | 1.5448 | 0.02822 | 659 | 391 | 177 | 91 |
86 | I’m told that I’m defensive. | 1.5412 | 0.02791 | 643 | 376 | 186 | 81 |
87 | I swear, it just feels like everything goes over my head. | 1.5399 | 0.02897 | 602 | 354 | 171 | 77 |
88 | Of course I am feeling defensive... | 1.5399 | 0.03036 | 602 | 369 | 141 | 92 |
89 | It feels like people have been taking shots at me my whole life. | 1.5397 | 0.03052 | 567 | 340 | 148 | 79 |
90 | Is it wrong to keep other people from reaching their goals? | 1.5392 | 0.02869 | 599 | 349 | 177 | 73 |
91 | It just seems like everyone is trying to get one over on me. | 1.5392 | 0.03006 | 536 | 310 | 163 | 63 |
92 | I believe everyone's always trying to get something by me. | 1.5352 | 0.02959 | 583 | 347 | 160 | 76 |
93 | Is standing between other people and their goals really what I want my life to be all about? | 1.5350 | 0.03087 | 585 | 362 | 133 | 90 |
94 | Just once, I’d like to hear "SAAAAAVE!" | 1.5346 | 0.03161 | 563 | 350 | 125 | 88 |
95 | I feel like people are always looking past me. | 1.5344 | 0.03052 | 494 | 282 | 160 | 52 |
96 | So you’re saying instead of preventing goals I need to set some of my own? | 1.5344 | 0.04434 | 247 | 144 | 74 | 29 |
97 | Why does everyone expect me to save the day when somebody else screws up? | 1.5342 | 0.03085 | 526 | 311 | 149 | 66 |
98 | Your next patient is making me feel very anxious. | 1.5339 | 0.03019 | 560 | 334 | 153 | 73 |
99 | I’ve have a recurring dream that the whole country is depending on me. | 1.5339 | 0.03146 | 502 | 296 | 144 | 62 |
100 | At this point, I need to focus on saving myself. | 1.5325 | 0.03142 | 492 | 288 | 146 | 58 |
101 | No one seems to care about my goals. | 1.5303 | 0.02971 | 545 | 319 | 163 | 63 |
102 | Right when I was born, my father said "He's a keeper". | 1.5290 | 0.03180 | 552 | 345 | 122 | 85 |
103 | I get what you’re saying, but being defensive is part of my job. | 1.5268 | 0.03105 | 522 | 313 | 143 | 66 |
104 | I feel like everyone's taking shots at me. | 1.5267 | 0.02978 | 581 | 352 | 152 | 77 |
105 | I feel that people are always taking shots at me. | 1.5250 | 0.03140 | 501 | 299 | 141 | 61 |
106 | I don't get to score... I'm dressed differently.... I'm the only one wearing gloves...WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? | 1.5249 | 0.03357 | 461 | 281 | 118 | 62 |
107 | My goal in life is to prevent others from reaching their goals. | 1.5248 | 0.03208 | 505 | 308 | 129 | 68 |
108 | Why do I feel so defensive? | 1.5246 | 0.03001 | 509 | 295 | 161 | 53 |
109 | I’m just so tired of saving everyone and everything. . | 1.5239 | 0.03320 | 460 | 278 | 123 | 59 |
110 | You do understand if he scores it’s my mother's fault? | 1.5236 | 0.03330 | 466 | 284 | 120 | 62 |
111 | My goal is to have no goals. | 1.5214 | 0.02928 | 562 | 334 | 163 | 65 |
112 | It’s always “GOOOOAAAAL!” and never “SAM!!!” | 1.5212 | 0.03501 | 424 | 260 | 107 | 57 |
113 | So all of a sudden I find myself thinking, who am I to stand in his way? | 1.5206 | 0.03329 | 461 | 281 | 120 | 60 |
114 | I feel like I'm expected to block out everything that comes at me | 1.5189 | 0.03262 | 449 | 267 | 131 | 51 |
115 | Do I really to spend my life blocking other people from reaching their goals? | 1.5186 | 0.03250 | 457 | 273 | 131 | 53 |
116 | You don't realize how difficult it is to be goal-oriented for someone in my position. | 1.5186 | 0.03340 | 484 | 303 | 111 | 70 |
117 | I just want to be valued for more than my net worth. | 1.5185 | 0.03195 | 513 | 317 | 126 | 70 |
118 | That’s when I realized I wasn’t really saving anything. I was keeping someone else from achieving their goals. | 1.5182 | 0.03393 | 467 | 292 | 108 | 67 |
119 | Somehow, I always feel like an easy target! | 1.5171 | 0.03270 | 439 | 260 | 131 | 48 |
120 | First of all, thanks for seeing me on such short notice. | 1.5157 | 0.03302 | 479 | 297 | 117 | 65 |
121 | It’s a goal, certainly, but is it the goal? | 1.5134 | 0.03381 | 411 | 245 | 121 | 45 |
122 | Doc, sometimes I feel like all other people do is blame me for standing in the way of achieving their goals. | 1.5131 | 0.03537 | 421 | 263 | 100 | 58 |
123 | But am I just deflecting? | 1.5124 | 0.03233 | 443 | 263 | 133 | 47 |
124 | I don’t know. I just always feel someone is trying to put something past me. | 1.5109 | 0.03403 | 458 | 288 | 106 | 64 |
125 | I feel like I don't have any goals. | 1.5071 | 0.03317 | 422 | 253 | 124 | 45 |
126 | I'd like to be more goal oriented. | 1.5068 | 0.03344 | 440 | 270 | 117 | 53 |
127 | I constantly feel the need to be defensive. | 1.5065 | 0.03433 | 385 | 229 | 117 | 39 |
128 | It’s like, what about MY goals? | 1.5045 | 0.03424 | 442 | 278 | 105 | 59 |
129 | No one understands me, at least not in America. | 1.5045 | 0.03352 | 444 | 275 | 114 | 55 |
130 | Everyone but me achieves their goals. | 1.5039 | 0.03615 | 389 | 243 | 96 | 50 |
131 | Why am I the victim of a penalty kick when I didn't commit the foul? That seems to be my life. | 1.5024 | 0.03384 | 422 | 259 | 114 | 49 |
132 | I feel like I’m always in other people’s way. | 1.5022 | 0.03216 | 458 | 279 | 128 | 51 |
133 | You're adding an extra 17 minutes, right? | 1.5012 | 0.03494 | 407 | 253 | 104 | 50 |
134 | Tell me more about your goals. | 1.4976 | 0.03364 | 414 | 253 | 116 | 45 |
135 | We're stuck in this rut - he attacks and I get defensive. | 1.4976 | 0.03492 | 410 | 257 | 102 | 51 |
136 | I’m always defensive. | 1.4972 | 0.03737 | 354 | 221 | 90 | 43 |
137 | I always feel like a target. | 1.4964 | 0.03219 | 421 | 251 | 131 | 39 |
138 | When do I get to pursue my own goals? | 1.4964 | 0.03456 | 413 | 258 | 105 | 50 |
139 | Yes, but what about my goals? | 1.4962 | 0.03457 | 399 | 246 | 108 | 45 |
140 | I try to set goals, then everyone tells me not to. | 1.4957 | 0.03397 | 351 | 204 | 120 | 27 |
141 | Am I too defensive ? | 1.4952 | 0.03167 | 414 | 243 | 137 | 34 |
142 | I think I may be a bit too goal oriented. | 1.4950 | 0.03679 | 400 | 260 | 82 | 58 |
143 | I mean, what about my goals? | 1.4947 | 0.03694 | 378 | 241 | 87 | 50 |
144 | You say it's a fear of flying objects. | 1.4942 | 0.03682 | 344 | 211 | 96 | 37 |
145 | And that's when it hit me. | 1.4931 | 0.03445 | 361 | 215 | 114 | 32 |
146 | I feel like I’m always being targeted. | 1.4923 | 0.03452 | 388 | 238 | 109 | 41 |
147 | Please don't talk about goals right now. | 1.4918 | 0.03305 | 427 | 263 | 118 | 46 |
148 | I feel like I get in the way of people’s goals. | 1.4908 | 0.03691 | 381 | 245 | 85 | 51 |
149 | I feel like I'm preventing others from achieving their goals. | 1.4904 | 0.03491 | 418 | 267 | 97 | 54 |
150 | I feel like I get in the way of other people achieving their goals. | 1.4900 | 0.03544 | 402 | 256 | 95 | 51 |
151 | She was a soccer mom . . . | 1.4884 | 0.03592 | 387 | 246 | 93 | 48 |
152 | I guess my fear is that the moment I let my guard down something terrible will happen. | 1.4881 | 0.03629 | 379 | 241 | 91 | 47 |
153 | And in this nightmare, everyone keeps calling it ‘football.’ | 1.4868 | 0.03525 | 380 | 237 | 101 | 42 |
154 | I lie awake at night, debating how to pronounce Qatar. | 1.4866 | 0.03560 | 372 | 232 | 99 | 41 |
155 | I feel people are always trying to get something by me. | 1.4853 | 0.03599 | 375 | 237 | 94 | 44 |
156 | Shouldn't I get psyched for the game before it starts? | 1.4852 | 0.03823 | 371 | 245 | 72 | 54 |
157 | My problem is that I’m always focused on other people’s goals. | 1.4849 | 0.03733 | 365 | 235 | 83 | 47 |
158 | These sessions would probably be more helpful if they’re weren’t once every four years. | 1.4847 | 0.03842 | 359 | 235 | 74 | 50 |
159 | I don’t understand why people keep taking shots at me? | 1.4836 | 0.03505 | 397 | 252 | 98 | 47 |
160 | I can't stop thinking about sudden death. | 1.4831 | 0.03363 | 356 | 211 | 118 | 27 |
161 | I’m sorry if I sound defensive. | 1.4819 | 0.03503 | 386 | 243 | 100 | 43 |
162 | I feel like half the world wants me to fail. | 1.4819 | 0.03522 | 386 | 244 | 98 | 44 |
163 | That's my problem, Doc; I don't have any goals. | 1.4810 | 0.03735 | 343 | 217 | 87 | 39 |
164 | My mother says it’s time for me to leave the net. | 1.4809 | 0.04188 | 314 | 210 | 57 | 47 |
165 | Lets discuss your relationship with your parents next half | 1.4799 | 0.03650 | 348 | 218 | 93 | 37 |
166 | I have goals too, you know. | 1.4781 | 0.03602 | 366 | 232 | 93 | 41 |
167 | All my life it's been, "You're so defensive!" | 1.4781 | 0.03642 | 343 | 214 | 94 | 35 |
168 | But when you think about it, Doc, is any kick truly ‘free’? | 1.4771 | 0.03695 | 327 | 203 | 92 | 32 |
169 | I want to focus on my own goals for a change. | 1.4769 | 0.03862 | 325 | 208 | 79 | 38 |
170 | I just feel like I’m always getting in the way of other people’s goals.” | 1.4755 | 0.03856 | 347 | 228 | 73 | 46 |
171 | And to think my mother told me I needed a goal! | 1.4720 | 0.03736 | 322 | 202 | 88 | 32 |
172 | I'm celebrated for having very few goals in life. | 1.4714 | 0.03962 | 297 | 189 | 76 | 32 |
173 | Everyone takes shots at me. | 1.4710 | 0.04077 | 310 | 205 | 64 | 41 |
174 | What's my goal in life? | 1.4708 | 0.03775 | 308 | 192 | 87 | 29 |
175 | It's not repression, Doc. I try to block everything. | 1.4706 | 0.03803 | 340 | 221 | 78 | 41 |
176 | I’m having difficulty focusing at work these days. It just feels like everything is coming at me so fast. | 1.4702 | 0.03741 | 302 | 186 | 90 | 26 |
177 | Sometimes I want to be saved | 1.4697 | 0.03619 | 330 | 205 | 95 | 30 |
178 | I see sudden death. | 1.4695 | 0.03557 | 328 | 201 | 100 | 27 |
179 | And that's when I suddenly realized, I've been blocking and deflecting my whole life. | 1.4681 | 0.03874 | 329 | 215 | 74 | 40 |
180 | I know I should save it. But do I need to save it? | 1.4674 | 0.04118 | 276 | 177 | 69 | 30 |
181 | I think we should take a time out to discuss my goals. | 1.4673 | 0.03677 | 306 | 188 | 93 | 25 |
182 | I spend all my energy trying not to let anything in,and when I finally do,I feel terrible. | 1.4665 | 0.03866 | 343 | 228 | 70 | 45 |
183 | Defensive? Why would you say that? | 1.4662 | 0.04187 | 281 | 184 | 63 | 34 |
184 | Goals? Can't we talk about something else?" | 1.4651 | 0.04061 | 301 | 198 | 66 | 37 |
185 | I feel as if every little thing I do puts him on the offensive. | 1.4643 | 0.04074 | 280 | 180 | 70 | 30 |
186 | I don't think you're on my side. | 1.4610 | 0.05375 | 141 | 87 | 43 | 11 |
187 | I’ve been so focused on other people’s goals that I lost sight of my own. | 1.4601 | 0.03910 | 263 | 162 | 81 | 20 |
188 | Someone is always trying to get something past me. | 1.4595 | 0.03939 | 296 | 191 | 74 | 31 |
189 | I’m overwhelmed by guilt—I only achieve my goals by blocking the goals of others. | 1.4574 | 0.04019 | 282 | 182 | 71 | 29 |
190 | It’s just this constant feeling I’m in the way. | 1.4563 | 0.04001 | 320 | 216 | 62 | 42 |
191 | How many times do I need to explain offsides to you? | 1.4539 | 0.04224 | 293 | 200 | 53 | 40 |
192 | My goals in life keep slipping through my fingers! | 1.4502 | 0.04113 | 251 | 160 | 69 | 22 |
193 | I try to stop others from achieving their goals. What's wrong with me, doc? | 1.4500 | 0.04192 | 260 | 170 | 63 | 27 |
194 | Let's talk about goals, shall we? " | 1.4472 | 0.03701 | 322 | 209 | 82 | 31 |
195 | You don't know how hard it is to have balls in your face constantly. | 1.4464 | 0.04341 | 280 | 194 | 47 | 39 |
196 | She told me I was like a wall and nothing gets through. So, here I am. | 1.4464 | 0.03873 | 280 | 179 | 77 | 24 |
197 | I can't stop deflecting. | 1.4453 | 0.03938 | 256 | 161 | 76 | 19 |
198 | But who's going to save ME? | 1.4444 | 0.04576 | 225 | 150 | 50 | 25 |
199 | I guess I’m just tired of always blocking things out. | 1.4427 | 0.04022 | 262 | 169 | 70 | 23 |
200 | Yes, I'm feeling defensive. | 1.4421 | 0.03950 | 285 | 187 | 70 | 28 |
201 | I feel like everyone keeps taking shots at me | 1.4415 | 0.03692 | 265 | 163 | 87 | 15 |
202 | For once, I just want to focus on my own goals. | 1.4415 | 0.04025 | 265 | 172 | 69 | 24 |
203 | They told me I couldn't make soccer more boring, well I guess I proved them wrong! | 1.4413 | 0.04534 | 247 | 170 | 45 | 32 |
204 | I admit, I do feel alone and just a bit defensive. | 1.4406 | 0.03908 | 286 | 187 | 72 | 27 |
205 | Who’s saving me? | 1.4393 | 0.04063 | 280 | 187 | 63 | 30 |
206 | Doc. I just can’t handle the pressure anymore. Is it “soccer” or is it “football?” | 1.4392 | 0.03984 | 255 | 163 | 72 | 20 |
207 | I mean, really - who am I to block someone from achieving their goals? | 1.4388 | 0.03988 | 278 | 183 | 68 | 27 |
208 | The problem is when they go low, I go high. | 1.4388 | 0.04639 | 237 | 164 | 42 | 31 |
209 | But really, what IS the goal? | 1.4386 | 0.04265 | 228 | 147 | 62 | 19 |
210 | Thank you for seeing me on such short notice. | 1.4382 | 0.04183 | 251 | 165 | 62 | 24 |
211 | My right or his right? | 1.4381 | 0.04426 | 226 | 149 | 55 | 22 |
212 | I guess I’m just tired of being a part of someone else’s goals. | 1.4380 | 0.04160 | 274 | 185 | 58 | 31 |
213 | ... and then I realized that in the pursuit of denying the goals of others, I actually don't have any of my own. | 1.4370 | 0.04258 | 254 | 170 | 57 | 27 |
214 | I can’t shake the feeling that I’m always in the way. | 1.4365 | 0.04170 | 252 | 166 | 62 | 24 |
215 | I don't mean to sound paranoid, but it seems like people are always attacking me. | 1.4362 | 0.04119 | 243 | 157 | 66 | 20 |
216 | I have to know whether the ball wants to be blocked. | 1.4359 | 0.04052 | 234 | 148 | 70 | 16 |
217 | I can never let down my guard. | 1.4340 | 0.04084 | 235 | 150 | 68 | 17 |
218 | I don't know, doc. I just can't seem to save anything. | 1.4325 | 0.03973 | 252 | 162 | 71 | 19 |
219 | I’ve realized I have a tendency to block things out. | 1.4321 | 0.04278 | 243 | 162 | 57 | 24 |
220 | I do think I can be overly defensive. | 1.4321 | 0.04116 | 243 | 158 | 65 | 20 |
221 | I know I'm blocking, but that's my job. | 1.4316 | 0.03685 | 285 | 182 | 83 | 20 |
222 | Forget the stuff about my mother. I just need my ankle taped. | 1.4314 | 0.04385 | 255 | 176 | 48 | 31 |
223 | I'm always on the defensive. | 1.4291 | 0.03746 | 296 | 194 | 77 | 25 |
224 | And is this “world cup” in the room with us now? | 1.4286 | 0.04351 | 231 | 154 | 55 | 22 |
225 | I mean, Dr., what if soccer isn't life? | 1.4269 | 0.04076 | 253 | 167 | 64 | 22 |
226 | And why am I wearing a baseball hat? | 1.4265 | 0.04694 | 211 | 144 | 44 | 23 |
227 | I know, doctor, I know. I've been blocking my entire life. | 1.4261 | 0.04230 | 230 | 151 | 60 | 19 |
228 | It would just be nice to have some goals of my own for once. | 1.4255 | 0.04337 | 235 | 158 | 54 | 23 |
229 | So as I was saying doctor, I have an illogical fear of soccer balls, I never knew why. And then it hit me... | 1.4248 | 0.04505 | 226 | 154 | 48 | 24 |
230 | I mean, after all is said and done, what is the goal? | 1.4240 | 0.04029 | 250 | 164 | 66 | 20 |
231 | The problem is I'm not blocking things. | 1.4239 | 0.04390 | 243 | 167 | 49 | 27 |
232 | Just once, I’d like to hear “GOOOOALIE!” | 1.4236 | 0.04878 | 203 | 141 | 38 | 24 |
233 | Yes, mother did wear fishnets. | 1.4222 | 0.04339 | 225 | 150 | 55 | 20 |
234 | Perhaps I've been too goal-oriented. | 1.4215 | 0.04458 | 223 | 151 | 50 | 22 |
235 | I feel like I’m constantly deflecting. | 1.4208 | 0.04202 | 221 | 144 | 61 | 16 |
236 | Have you ever considered that blocking the ball may be your way of avoiding intimacy? | 1.4195 | 0.04024 | 267 | 180 | 62 | 25 |
237 | I feel like I’m interfering with other people’s goals. | 1.4181 | 0.04198 | 232 | 154 | 59 | 19 |
238 | I feel like everyone is trying to avoid me. | 1.4177 | 0.04547 | 237 | 167 | 41 | 29 |
239 | I never fit in with the guys. I’m the only one with a long sleeved shirt, the only one with gloves, and the only one who can use hands. | 1.4167 | 0.04338 | 228 | 154 | 53 | 21 |
240 | I feel worthless when others achieve their goals. | 1.4163 | 0.04416 | 209 | 139 | 53 | 17 |
241 | I just feel like I'm getting in the way of my goals. | 1.4162 | 0.04433 | 197 | 129 | 54 | 14 |
242 | 'It just feels like he's always keeping score.' | 1.4156 | 0.04297 | 231 | 156 | 54 | 21 |
243 | In the dream, he's always a perfect 10.” | 1.4155 | 0.05038 | 219 | 162 | 23 | 34 |
244 | I feel like all I do is get in the way of others’ goals. | 1.4154 | 0.04694 | 195 | 132 | 45 | 18 |
245 | I just need to pick a direction. | 1.4151 | 0.04162 | 212 | 137 | 62 | 13 |
246 | Is he still standing there? | 1.4141 | 0.04526 | 227 | 158 | 44 | 25 |
247 | I just get the feeling he's trying to get something past me, you know? | 1.4135 | 0.04259 | 237 | 161 | 54 | 22 |
248 | I just feel like I'm always in the way of something | 1.4133 | 0.04562 | 196 | 131 | 49 | 16 |
249 | I'm trying to be less defensive. | 1.4130 | 0.04082 | 230 | 151 | 63 | 16 |
250 | It seems like moving the goalposts is not what I should be doing here. | 1.4126 | 0.04615 | 206 | 141 | 45 | 20 |
251 | Everyone thinks I’m too defensive. | 1.4115 | 0.04224 | 226 | 151 | 57 | 18 |
252 | I always feel like I’m in the way. | 1.4112 | 0.04600 | 197 | 133 | 47 | 17 |
253 | Oh YEAH?" You won't be bored in about two seconds! | 1.4103 | 0.04703 | 234 | 170 | 32 | 32 |
254 | My real goal is to learn how to play the cello. | 1.4100 | 0.04659 | 200 | 137 | 44 | 19 |
255 | My one goal in life is to have no goal. | 1.4098 | 0.03875 | 244 | 159 | 70 | 15 |
256 | My job is blocking other’s goals, were’s the reward in that?” | 1.4098 | 0.04417 | 205 | 137 | 52 | 16 |
257 | It's all about the goal, never about the journey. | 1.4089 | 0.04373 | 225 | 154 | 50 | 21 |
258 | Maybe I am being defensive | 1.4085 | 0.04451 | 213 | 145 | 49 | 19 |
259 | Why do I have this feeling that people are always trying to put something past me? | 1.4067 | 0.04248 | 209 | 138 | 57 | 14 |
260 | Please don't ask me about goals. | 1.4058 | 0.04219 | 207 | 136 | 58 | 13 |
261 | I feel like they're always trying to sneak something past me. | 1.4058 | 0.04383 | 207 | 139 | 52 | 16 |
262 | Sometimes I wonder if I'm too goal-oriented. | 1.4054 | 0.04223 | 222 | 149 | 56 | 17 |
263 | It's supposed to be post-game analysis! | 1.4050 | 0.04654 | 200 | 138 | 43 | 19 |
264 | I just don't want to stand in the way of other people's goals | 1.4048 | 0.04442 | 210 | 143 | 49 | 18 |
265 | Just tell me, Doc! Is it football? Is it soccer? Is it football? Is it soccer? Is it football? It's football isn't it? | 1.4034 | 0.04388 | 233 | 163 | 46 | 24 |
266 | Do I go right or do I go left? | 1.4031 | 0.04493 | 196 | 132 | 49 | 15 |
267 | Ironically, I’m the one who feels blocked. | 1.4025 | 0.03987 | 241 | 161 | 63 | 17 |
268 | Either way, I’m gonna disappoint a lot of people. | 1.4022 | 0.04696 | 184 | 125 | 44 | 15 |
269 | I just feel like,sometimes I want to be the one saved. | 1.4012 | 0.04784 | 172 | 116 | 43 | 13 |
270 | Even though this is the World Cup, my father still says I am not playing real football. | 1.4011 | 0.04703 | 187 | 128 | 43 | 16 |
271 | What do you mean - your next appointment is here? | 1.4010 | 0.04789 | 192 | 134 | 39 | 19 |
272 | I only have one goal in life. | 1.4010 | 0.04484 | 207 | 142 | 47 | 18 |
273 | I’m just trying to understand which goals are worth pursuing. | 1.4009 | 0.04481 | 217 | 151 | 45 | 21 |
274 | But we need my defense mechanisms to win. | 1.4000 | 0.04822 | 170 | 115 | 42 | 13 |
275 | Nobody cares about my goals. | 1.4000 | 0.04564 | 195 | 133 | 46 | 16 |
276 | What do you mean I’m being defensive? | 1.4000 | 0.04612 | 185 | 125 | 46 | 14 |
277 | I just feel like everybody is trying to put something past me. | 1.4000 | 0.04297 | 205 | 137 | 54 | 14 |
278 | It’s like, where’s the red card for emotional injuries, you know? | 1.4000 | 0.04675 | 185 | 126 | 44 | 15 |
279 | I don't know Doc Some days I feel that I can't even save myself | 1.3990 | 0.04712 | 193 | 134 | 41 | 18 |
280 | I always thought it was good to have goals. | 1.3989 | 0.04743 | 188 | 130 | 41 | 17 |
281 | The problem is, I really don't like preventing people from reaching their goals. | 1.3989 | 0.04861 | 188 | 132 | 37 | 19 |
282 | Nothing gets by you Doc. | 1.3989 | 0.04669 | 178 | 120 | 45 | 13 |
283 | I just want to grab life by the balls. | 1.3981 | 0.04620 | 211 | 149 | 40 | 22 |
284 | I feel a sense of dislocation and resentment when I'm constantly told I need to be more goal-oriented. | 1.3980 | 0.04659 | 196 | 136 | 42 | 18 |
285 | I feel like I'm being unjustly targeted. | 1.3971 | 0.04632 | 204 | 143 | 41 | 20 |
286 | Hey Doc, you mind sitting a little more to the right? | 1.3970 | 0.04662 | 199 | 139 | 41 | 19 |
287 | Henri realized he was going to need use the “Freudian Slip” to make it past this goalie. | 1.3969 | 0.04860 | 194 | 138 | 35 | 21 |
288 | Use your head, use your head! Do you know how many times I’ve heard that? | 1.3967 | 0.04561 | 184 | 124 | 47 | 13 |
289 | I guess I just always feel like I’m in the way. | 1.3966 | 0.04352 | 232 | 163 | 46 | 23 |
290 | I feel like I'm always under attack. | 1.3965 | 0.04149 | 227 | 154 | 56 | 17 |
291 | My past? You mean the four goals I've already given up? | 1.3957 | 0.05218 | 187 | 138 | 24 | 25 |
292 | I feel I'm always in the wrong place at the wrong time. | 1.3956 | 0.04391 | 182 | 120 | 52 | 10 |
293 | Every goal is my fault! | 1.3941 | 0.04814 | 170 | 116 | 41 | 13 |
294 | I just feel like I'm in the way. | 1.3939 | 0.04620 | 198 | 138 | 42 | 18 |
295 | It's like they see right through me. | 1.3939 | 0.04565 | 198 | 137 | 44 | 17 |
296 | What kind of mother gives her son a red card? | 1.3936 | 0.04913 | 188 | 134 | 34 | 20 |
297 | No one's ever interested in my goals. | 1.3936 | 0.04490 | 188 | 127 | 48 | 13 |
298 | I think I'm in the wrong field. | 1.3929 | 0.04926 | 168 | 116 | 38 | 14 |
299 | I feel like I have trouble letting people in | 1.3929 | 0.04539 | 196 | 135 | 45 | 16 |
300 | Do you think I’m too defensive? | 1.3927 | 0.04185 | 191 | 125 | 57 | 9 |
301 | I just feel so defensive lately | 1.3920 | 0.04627 | 176 | 119 | 45 | 12 |
302 | Why doesn't anyone want to talk about MY goals? | 1.3920 | 0.04546 | 199 | 138 | 44 | 17 |
303 | I want to stop stopping things. | 1.3915 | 0.04834 | 189 | 134 | 36 | 19 |
304 | My goals in life? Why, none. | 1.3913 | 0.04593 | 161 | 106 | 47 | 8 |
305 | I feel like I'm in everyone's way. | 1.3911 | 0.04641 | 179 | 122 | 44 | 13 |
306 | I feel like I'm the only one being penalized. | 1.3909 | 0.04404 | 197 | 134 | 49 | 14 |
307 | I find it hard to think outside the box. | 1.3906 | 0.04603 | 192 | 133 | 43 | 16 |
308 | I'm feeling extremely defensive right now. | 1.3905 | 0.04830 | 169 | 116 | 40 | 13 |
309 | I have a fear of deciding which way to go. | 1.3900 | 0.04637 | 200 | 141 | 40 | 19 |
310 | I've always had trouble letting people in. | 1.3898 | 0.04676 | 177 | 121 | 43 | 13 |
311 | This is a safe space, right? | 1.3895 | 0.04840 | 172 | 119 | 39 | 14 |
312 | I wish I had a goal in life. | 1.3889 | 0.04620 | 180 | 123 | 44 | 13 |
313 | Just ignore him,he's my brother and I'm not his keeper. | 1.3889 | 0.04328 | 198 | 134 | 51 | 13 |
314 | It's like the rest of my life. Every time I go left, I should've gone right. | 1.3883 | 0.04537 | 206 | 145 | 42 | 19 |
315 | Why do I always feel like I'm being attacked? | 1.3871 | 0.04271 | 217 | 150 | 50 | 17 |
316 | I feel like I've become a target. | 1.3869 | 0.04462 | 168 | 111 | 49 | 8 |
317 | She told me that I wasn't a keeper, can you believe that? | 1.3855 | 0.04884 | 166 | 115 | 38 | 13 |
318 | Goals? I don't have any goals. I thought that was the point. | 1.3854 | 0.04714 | 192 | 136 | 38 | 18 |
319 | Can we return to my baseball fantasy? | 1.3842 | 0.04418 | 203 | 141 | 46 | 16 |
320 | Why am I always penalized when it's not my fault? | 1.3842 | 0.04569 | 190 | 132 | 43 | 15 |
321 | I have boundary issues. | 1.3838 | 0.04591 | 185 | 128 | 43 | 14 |
322 | I just don't know which direction to go | 1.3834 | 0.04518 | 193 | 134 | 44 | 15 |
323 | This makes no sense! Perhaps you can tell me why I’m wearing a baseball cap in a soccer cartoon? | 1.3833 | 0.05000 | 180 | 130 | 31 | 19 |
324 | Goals are important in life ... but they're not everything, right? | 1.3833 | 0.04406 | 180 | 121 | 49 | 10 |
325 | Why am I always so defensive? | 1.3832 | 0.03990 | 214 | 143 | 60 | 11 |
326 | I think it's a savior complex. | 1.3824 | 0.04400 | 204 | 142 | 46 | 16 |
327 | I was always conflicted about blocking other peoples goals | 1.3824 | 0.04725 | 170 | 117 | 41 | 12 |
328 | Why should I get penalized for other people's lapses in judgement? | 1.3822 | 0.04488 | 191 | 132 | 45 | 14 |
329 | Dr., I feel that I am not goal oriented | 1.3817 | 0.04696 | 186 | 131 | 39 | 16 |
330 | I don't know, doc, it sure doesn't feel like a safety net. | 1.3815 | 0.04667 | 173 | 119 | 42 | 12 |
331 | Why am I not using my head? | 1.3807 | 0.04540 | 176 | 120 | 45 | 11 |
332 | I never had goals. | 1.3800 | 0.06159 | 100 | 69 | 24 | 7 |
333 | No, Doc, the last thing I need in my life is more goals!" | 1.3799 | 0.04625 | 179 | 124 | 42 | 13 |
334 | Yeah, doc, I still can’t shake the feeling that everyone wishes I were just out of the way. | 1.3799 | 0.04488 | 179 | 122 | 46 | 11 |
335 | So, it's not a savior complex, it's a save complex? | 1.3791 | 0.04226 | 182 | 121 | 53 | 8 |
336 | I’ve been told I am too defensive. | 1.3791 | 0.04437 | 182 | 124 | 47 | 11 |
337 | I get off when people fail to achieve their goals. Is that wrong? | 1.3789 | 0.04741 | 190 | 136 | 36 | 18 |
338 | But how can I trust he's a straight shooter? | 1.3789 | 0.04822 | 161 | 111 | 39 | 11 |
339 | Father wouldn't talk with me about soccer- only fútbol. | 1.3787 | 0.04885 | 169 | 119 | 36 | 14 |
340 | I've always had trouble with goals. | 1.3784 | 0.04453 | 185 | 127 | 46 | 12 |
341 | Just feel like everyone is constantly taking shots at me. | 1.3780 | 0.04838 | 164 | 114 | 38 | 12 |
342 | Is it wrong if your goal in life is to prevent those of others? | 1.3777 | 0.04835 | 188 | 136 | 33 | 19 |
343 | In my recurrent dream I arrive late at therapy, after they've already scored. | 1.3774 | 0.04433 | 159 | 105 | 48 | 6 |
344 | So,tell me,what are your goals in life? | 1.3772 | 0.04851 | 167 | 117 | 37 | 13 |
345 | My biggest problem? I deflect. | 1.3767 | 0.05247 | 146 | 103 | 31 | 12 |
346 | I can't let anything go. | 1.3763 | 0.04301 | 186 | 126 | 50 | 10 |
347 | But in the end, it all seems so pointless… | 1.3763 | 0.04811 | 186 | 134 | 34 | 18 |
348 | I was awarded Most Vulnerable Player. | 1.3763 | 0.04550 | 194 | 137 | 41 | 16 |
349 | I mean, what if I'm just not goal-oriented? | 1.3758 | 0.04578 | 165 | 112 | 44 | 9 |
350 | I feel like everyone is always taking shots at me. | 1.3757 | 0.04730 | 173 | 121 | 39 | 13 |
351 | I just feel as though I’m constantly being targeted. | 1.3757 | 0.04308 | 181 | 122 | 50 | 9 |
352 | Let down my defenses...allow people in...there's so much behavior to unlearn. | 1.3757 | 0.04695 | 189 | 135 | 37 | 17 |
353 | But does anyone ever ask about MY goals? | 1.3750 | 0.05044 | 168 | 121 | 31 | 16 |
354 | It's like everybody's always taking shots at me. | 1.3750 | 0.04532 | 176 | 121 | 44 | 11 |
355 | I just seem to block everything out. | 1.3750 | 0.04677 | 168 | 116 | 41 | 11 |
356 | What if I make the wrong decision? | 1.3742 | 0.04681 | 155 | 105 | 42 | 8 |
357 | What if I’m the one that needs to be saved? | 1.3731 | 0.04443 | 193 | 135 | 44 | 14 |
358 | It seems like everything I do comes off as defensive. | 1.3728 | 0.04876 | 169 | 120 | 35 | 14 |
359 | I don't set goals, I stop them. | 1.3728 | 0.04501 | 169 | 115 | 45 | 9 |
360 | Soccer player. Footballer. I don't know who I am anymore. | 1.3725 | 0.05069 | 153 | 108 | 33 | 12 |
361 | Sometimes, I'd like to be the one who gets saved. | 1.3725 | 0.05154 | 153 | 109 | 31 | 13 |
362 | How can I shake this savior complex? | 1.3723 | 0.04396 | 188 | 130 | 46 | 12 |
363 | How does it make you feel when other people achieve their goals? | 1.3723 | 0.04828 | 188 | 137 | 32 | 19 |
364 | What is my GOAL in therapy?" Did you really just ask me that | 1.3722 | 0.04859 | 180 | 130 | 33 | 17 |
365 | Everything just seems to get past me! | 1.3722 | 0.04318 | 180 | 122 | 49 | 9 |
366 | And then I thought, is it their goals I'm blocking, or my own? | 1.3720 | 0.05201 | 164 | 120 | 27 | 17 |
367 | Talk about mind games. | 1.3720 | 0.05129 | 164 | 119 | 29 | 16 |
368 | That last goal really hurt my feelings | 1.3714 | 0.04471 | 175 | 120 | 45 | 10 |
369 | Maybe I want to be saved for once. | 1.3713 | 0.04842 | 167 | 118 | 36 | 13 |
370 | There were no participation trophies. I can’t move past that. | 1.3711 | 0.04684 | 159 | 109 | 41 | 9 |
371 | Thanks for being available on short notice. | 1.3711 | 0.04684 | 159 | 109 | 41 | 9 |
372 | This goal oriented therapy isn't working for me. | 1.3708 | 0.04698 | 178 | 126 | 38 | 14 |
373 | Because most of the time, no matter which way I dive, it IS wrong. That's why. | 1.3704 | 0.04504 | 189 | 133 | 42 | 14 |
374 | It just feels like they keep moving the goalposts on me. | 1.3704 | 0.04411 | 216 | 156 | 40 | 20 |
375 | There’s more to life than just goals, you know? | 1.3704 | 0.04707 | 162 | 112 | 40 | 10 |
376 | I really want to start focusing on my own goals. | 1.3699 | 0.05052 | 146 | 102 | 34 | 10 |
377 | I’m just tired of feeling like I need to be everyone else’s keeper. | 1.3697 | 0.04955 | 165 | 118 | 33 | 14 |
378 | It’s like all the shots are taken at me when we’re in public | 1.3692 | 0.04524 | 195 | 139 | 40 | 16 |
379 | But it doesn’t feel like a safety net. | 1.3682 | 0.04195 | 201 | 139 | 50 | 12 |
380 | Will you please quit asking about my goals. | 1.3681 | 0.04487 | 182 | 127 | 43 | 12 |
381 | So......what's your goal for today? | 1.3675 | 0.05004 | 166 | 120 | 31 | 15 |
382 | But, you told me last time to be more goal oriented. | 1.3675 | 0.04625 | 166 | 115 | 41 | 10 |
383 | But I'm SUPPOSED to be on the defensive. I'm the goalie! | 1.3671 | 0.05107 | 158 | 114 | 30 | 14 |
384 | I can’t help thinking, what about MY goals? | 1.3669 | 0.04867 | 169 | 121 | 34 | 14 |
385 | I'm constantly told that I'm getting in the way of other peoples goals in life" | 1.3661 | 0.04729 | 183 | 132 | 35 | 16 |
386 | I didn't expect the mushrooms to last this long. | 1.3655 | 0.05344 | 145 | 105 | 27 | 13 |
387 | I want to let things in more. | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
388 | I've always wanted to play the flute. | 1.3642 | 0.04852 | 173 | 125 | 33 | 15 |
389 | I'm not deflecting | 1.3631 | 0.04795 | 157 | 110 | 37 | 10 |
390 | I think its time I made my own goals. | 1.3625 | 0.05282 | 160 | 119 | 24 | 17 |
391 | Why am I always the responsible one? | 1.3625 | 0.04563 | 160 | 110 | 42 | 8 |
392 | I guess I've always been defensive. | 1.3624 | 0.04782 | 149 | 103 | 38 | 8 |
393 | I'm conflicted. I really just want us to all be winners! | 1.3620 | 0.04672 | 163 | 114 | 39 | 10 |
394 | So what you’re telling me is that his left is actually my right? | 1.3620 | 0.04909 | 163 | 117 | 33 | 13 |
395 | Thanks for meeting me at work, Doc. | 1.3618 | 0.05074 | 152 | 109 | 31 | 12 |
396 | I wish I had goals of my own. | 1.3614 | 0.04614 | 166 | 116 | 40 | 10 |
397 | The goal of analysis? I didn't think you meant it literally. | 1.3613 | 0.05004 | 155 | 111 | 32 | 12 |
398 | Of course he’ll score. | 1.3611 | 0.04510 | 180 | 127 | 41 | 12 |
399 | It's like they're always keeping score, you know?" | 1.3611 | 0.04578 | 180 | 128 | 39 | 13 |
400 | I’m struggling with boundaries | 1.3611 | 0.04510 | 180 | 127 | 41 | 12 |
401 | It's not fair. Save a penalty kick and you're a hero for about thirty seconds. Score a goal or two and women want to have you baby. | 1.3609 | 0.04784 | 169 | 121 | 35 | 13 |
402 | But what are MY goals? | 1.3608 | 0.04685 | 158 | 110 | 39 | 9 |
403 | I feel like I keep too many people from achieving their goals. | 1.3595 | 0.04961 | 153 | 109 | 33 | 11 |
404 | Lately it feels like I'm being hit from all sides. | 1.3593 | 0.04746 | 167 | 119 | 36 | 12 |
405 | Doc, don't think remaining centered will help me this time. | 1.3590 | 0.05060 | 156 | 113 | 30 | 13 |
406 | I just feel like I'm always on the defensive, you know? | 1.3581 | 0.04983 | 148 | 105 | 33 | 10 |
407 | I appreciate you make house and field calls. | 1.3580 | 0.04356 | 176 | 122 | 45 | 9 |
408 | I clearly have my dreams and he has his goals. | 1.3576 | 0.05090 | 151 | 109 | 30 | 12 |
409 | Do you think I have a savior complex? | 1.3576 | 0.04463 | 165 | 114 | 43 | 8 |
410 | I’m having recurring dreams involving the number 10. | 1.3576 | 0.04783 | 165 | 118 | 35 | 12 |
411 | Is everyone looking at me? | 1.3571 | 0.05508 | 112 | 78 | 28 | 6 |
412 | My life is without goals. | 1.3567 | 0.04590 | 171 | 121 | 39 | 11 |
413 | I'm telling you, I've been working on my goals. | 1.3567 | 0.04809 | 171 | 124 | 33 | 14 |
414 | Of course I'm being defensive! | 1.3567 | 0.05113 | 157 | 115 | 28 | 14 |
415 | Thanks for meeting me here – I'm trying to be more goal-oriented. | 1.3566 | 0.05382 | 143 | 105 | 25 | 13 |
416 | Do you offer 90 minutes sessions? | 1.3562 | 0.04635 | 146 | 100 | 40 | 6 |
417 | What’s my goal in life? Why do you ask? | 1.3562 | 0.04532 | 146 | 99 | 42 | 5 |
418 | My own goals? Please don’t ask. | 1.3557 | 0.05135 | 149 | 108 | 29 | 12 |
419 | Well, yes, of course I'm blocking. | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
420 | I'm just glad to finally find an in-net-work providor. | 1.3554 | 0.04682 | 166 | 118 | 37 | 11 |
421 | They make me wear a different coloured team shirt and then wonder why I don’t feel like I belong anywhere. | 1.3554 | 0.04682 | 166 | 118 | 37 | 11 |
422 | I feel like I'm preventing my colleagues from achieving their goals. | 1.3550 | 0.04847 | 169 | 123 | 32 | 14 |
423 | Can you give me a sec? I need to block this shot. | 1.3546 | 0.05339 | 141 | 103 | 26 | 12 |
424 | I take it we're now in extra-time? | 1.3546 | 0.05046 | 141 | 100 | 32 | 9 |
425 | I can't help being defensive. | 1.3542 | 0.04774 | 144 | 100 | 37 | 7 |
426 | I feel guilty about using my hands. | 1.3540 | 0.04613 | 161 | 113 | 39 | 9 |
427 | I just don't know which way to turn. | 1.3537 | 0.04998 | 147 | 105 | 32 | 10 |
428 | So the Americans changed the name to ‘soccer,’ and then they called the pitch the ‘field,’ and then their boots became ‘shoes,’ and then I just lost it. | 1.3536 | 0.04680 | 181 | 132 | 34 | 15 |
429 | So then he says, ‘You’re deflecting’. | 1.3536 | 0.04680 | 181 | 132 | 34 | 15 |
430 | I worry that I'm preventing others from achieving their goals | 1.3533 | 0.05106 | 150 | 109 | 29 | 12 |
431 | I just feel I'm constantly being attacked | 1.3529 | 0.04676 | 170 | 122 | 36 | 12 |
432 | Please explain to me again why I am here. | 1.3522 | 0.04816 | 159 | 114 | 34 | 11 |
433 | They're constantly taking shots at me! | 1.3522 | 0.04816 | 159 | 114 | 34 | 11 |
434 | And then, Coach asks me if I have any goals?!!! | 1.3514 | 0.04585 | 148 | 102 | 40 | 6 |
435 | OK, I see, the opposing player kicking the ball at me is not actually my emasculating mother. | 1.3512 | 0.04712 | 168 | 121 | 35 | 12 |
436 | At this point of my life, I’m afraid to let anyone or anything in. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
437 | I have this recurring dream that I’m lying down during a penalty kick. | 1.3506 | 0.04834 | 154 | 110 | 34 | 10 |
438 | Why do I have to stop it? He starts it every time! | 1.3498 | 0.04137 | 203 | 144 | 47 | 12 |
439 | I have no goals of my own. | 1.3487 | 0.04598 | 152 | 106 | 39 | 7 |
440 | A breakthrough is just what I DON'T need! | 1.3487 | 0.04874 | 152 | 109 | 33 | 10 |
441 | I am getting better, I am not naked in front of 65,000 people. | 1.3486 | 0.04786 | 175 | 129 | 31 | 15 |
442 | I just block everything out | 1.3475 | 0.05131 | 141 | 102 | 29 | 10 |
443 | I feel like I am always standing in the way of others achieving their goals. | 1.3471 | 0.04665 | 170 | 123 | 35 | 12 |
444 | I must have blocked that out. | 1.3467 | 0.05004 | 150 | 109 | 30 | 11 |
445 | Sometimes I just feel like I'm always in the way. | 1.3466 | 0.04481 | 176 | 126 | 39 | 11 |
446 | Sometimes I feel like taking the ball, and going home. | 1.3462 | 0.05537 | 130 | 96 | 23 | 11 |
447 | Why am I wearing a hat? | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
448 | I feel like an obstacle that keeps others from succeeding. | 1.3462 | 0.04714 | 182 | 135 | 31 | 16 |
449 | It's hard to remember it's about the process when everyone is yelling 'Goal!' all the time. | 1.3459 | 0.04720 | 159 | 114 | 35 | 10 |
450 | But, I'm not supposed to have any goals. | 1.3451 | 0.04901 | 142 | 101 | 33 | 8 |
451 | ''Thank you for coming to my place for this session" | 1.3444 | 0.04796 | 151 | 108 | 34 | 9 |
452 | i think that it's the perfect time to admit that you are a keeper* | 1.3433 | 0.05201 | 134 | 97 | 28 | 9 |
453 | Doc...I couldn't figure out why the soccer ball kept getting bigger and bigger,and then it hit me | 1.3427 | 0.04850 | 178 | 134 | 27 | 17 |
454 | I'm not achieving goals but preventing them. | 1.3427 | 0.05167 | 143 | 105 | 27 | 11 |
455 | More and more, I feel like I'm always on the defensive. | 1.3421 | 0.04677 | 152 | 108 | 36 | 8 |
456 | It's MY goals I want to focus on. | 1.3418 | 0.04899 | 158 | 116 | 30 | 12 |
457 | We’re out of time. We’ll have to finish in penalty therapy. | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
458 | I just feel like people expect more of me because I can use my hands. | 1.3411 | 0.05771 | 129 | 98 | 18 | 13 |
459 | But I don’t want to be the ball…. | 1.3409 | 0.05571 | 132 | 99 | 21 | 12 |
460 | It's not that I don't have any goals, I simply don't want any goals. | 1.3406 | 0.05393 | 138 | 103 | 23 | 12 |
461 | Egooooooooo | 1.3406 | 0.04878 | 138 | 98 | 33 | 7 |
462 | What’s your goal here? | 1.3403 | 0.05041 | 144 | 105 | 29 | 10 |
463 | I want to have no goals in life. | 1.3400 | 0.04808 | 150 | 108 | 33 | 9 |
464 | I just feel like people are always attacking me. | 1.3399 | 0.05008 | 153 | 113 | 28 | 12 |
465 | I feel like I'm being watched | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
466 | My whole life I’ve felt like people have been taking shots at me | 1.3389 | 0.04537 | 180 | 132 | 35 | 13 |
467 | Let's talk about goals | 1.3386 | 0.05027 | 127 | 90 | 31 | 6 |
468 | Sometimes, I don’t know my own net worth. | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
469 | I can't help feeling everyone wants to take shots at me. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
470 | It’s just that they really resent me for being able to use my hands. | 1.3380 | 0.05278 | 142 | 106 | 24 | 12 |
471 | I worry that everyone except me has goals | 1.3380 | 0.05085 | 142 | 104 | 28 | 10 |
472 | I know I'm blocking a lot from you but that's what I do best. | 1.3379 | 0.04817 | 145 | 104 | 33 | 8 |
473 | I feel so alone. They're all out there running around having a grand time, and they only need me when they don't want something. | 1.3377 | 0.05468 | 154 | 120 | 16 | 18 |
474 | You know Doc, sometimes I can't help but wonder about my cup size. | 1.3377 | 0.05621 | 154 | 122 | 12 | 20 |
475 | I feel constantly attacked. | 1.3371 | 0.04428 | 178 | 129 | 38 | 11 |
476 | I feel like I’m trapped in a box. | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
477 | I didn’t think your fee would include penalties. | 1.3360 | 0.04944 | 125 | 88 | 32 | 5 |
478 | I feel as if I am always being penalized. | 1.3359 | 0.05116 | 128 | 92 | 29 | 7 |
479 | Everyone says I'm a keeper, but they keep taking shots at me... | 1.3359 | 0.05376 | 131 | 97 | 24 | 10 |
480 | I've started blocking other people's goals off the field. | 1.3358 | 0.05209 | 137 | 101 | 26 | 10 |
481 | 75% of the time it’s like I’m not even here. | 1.3357 | 0.05029 | 140 | 102 | 29 | 9 |
482 | Then my mom starts handing out orange wedges and we all get World Cup trophies…. | 1.3357 | 0.04926 | 140 | 101 | 31 | 8 |
483 | I don't know what my problem is, doctor, but I'm afraid it's catching. | 1.3357 | 0.04713 | 140 | 99 | 35 | 6 |
484 | I'm either reaching too high or too low - I just can't seem to satisfy anyone! | 1.3357 | 0.05055 | 143 | 105 | 28 | 10 |
485 | I can't stay for the whole 50 minutes today. | 1.3356 | 0.04887 | 146 | 106 | 31 | 9 |
486 | I’m just tired of everyone taking shots at me. | 1.3356 | 0.04627 | 149 | 106 | 36 | 7 |
487 | I dunno, am I over-analyzing it? | 1.3356 | 0.04913 | 149 | 109 | 30 | 10 |
488 | Just once, I’d like someone to save me. | 1.3354 | 0.05048 | 158 | 119 | 25 | 14 |
489 | But, blocking is my strength. | 1.3333 | 0.05047 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
490 | So many balls... | 1.3333 | 0.05526 | 114 | 83 | 24 | 7 |
491 | I honestly wasn't ready for this kind of pressure. I only started playing for kicks. | 1.3333 | 0.04907 | 153 | 113 | 29 | 11 |
492 | I just feel like I am always on the defensive with him. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 132 | 96 | 28 | 8 |
493 | I’ve been feeling isolated and distanced from my coworkers. | 1.3333 | 0.04583 | 135 | 94 | 37 | 4 |
494 | So you’re saying I’ve got to use my head? | 1.3333 | 0.04968 | 138 | 100 | 30 | 8 |
495 | Thanks for helping me play these mind games. | 1.3333 | 0.05164 | 126 | 91 | 28 | 7 |
496 | He just refuses to respect my personal boundaries! | 1.3333 | 0.04663 | 147 | 105 | 35 | 7 |
497 | My problem is that I'm fixed on other people's goals. | 1.3313 | 0.04442 | 163 | 117 | 38 | 8 |
498 | I’m trying not to be so goal oriented. | 1.3312 | 0.04729 | 157 | 115 | 32 | 10 |
499 | I feel guilty about being able to use my hands. | 1.3312 | 0.04612 | 154 | 111 | 35 | 8 |
500 | Everyone I know says all I do is get in the way. | 1.3310 | 0.04596 | 145 | 103 | 36 | 6 |
501 | People often say I keep them from reaching their goals | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
502 | But who tends the goal tender? | 1.3309 | 0.04902 | 136 | 98 | 31 | 7 |
503 | I need to develop my defense mechanisms. | 1.3308 | 0.04618 | 133 | 93 | 36 | 4 |
504 | I just always feel as though I’m dropping the ball. | 1.3308 | 0.05167 | 130 | 95 | 27 | 8 |
505 | If you want me to continue my therapy with you, you are going to have to get your own office. | 1.3308 | 0.04931 | 130 | 93 | 31 | 6 |
506 | I just wish I had some goals of my own | 1.3307 | 0.04880 | 127 | 90 | 32 | 5 |
507 | Sure, but I couldn't even save my marriage. | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
508 | Of course I’m defensive! | 1.3289 | 0.04920 | 152 | 113 | 28 | 11 |
509 | I'm incapable of helping others achieve their goals. | 1.3288 | 0.05061 | 146 | 109 | 26 | 11 |
510 | It all feels so pointless | 1.3287 | 0.05135 | 143 | 107 | 25 | 11 |
511 | When you get it worked out,let us know so we can continue the damn game! | 1.3286 | 0.05012 | 140 | 103 | 28 | 9 |
512 | Regardless of what I do, people are constantly yelling at me to stop it. | 1.3285 | 0.05192 | 137 | 102 | 25 | 10 |
513 | I honestly never see it coming | 1.3282 | 0.05358 | 131 | 98 | 23 | 10 |
514 | It just feels like a personal attack. | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
515 | But why doesn’t anyone ever try to save ME? | 1.3281 | 0.05096 | 128 | 93 | 28 | 7 |
516 | I'm tired of everyone else setting my boundaries | 1.3280 | 0.04922 | 125 | 89 | 31 | 5 |
517 | Perhaps the TV network's in-depth match analysis has gone too far | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
518 | Why can’t I do the Panenka? | 1.3265 | 0.05123 | 147 | 111 | 24 | 12 |
519 | What's the goal here? | 1.3264 | 0.04811 | 144 | 105 | 31 | 8 |
520 | Call it paranoia if you want, but absolutely everyone takes shots at me! | 1.3264 | 0.04605 | 144 | 103 | 35 | 6 |
521 | I'm stuck in this box with all the responsibility, but they're out running around having fun. It's not fair. | 1.3264 | 0.04911 | 144 | 106 | 29 | 9 |
522 | Mom always said I'd be a keeper. | 1.3259 | 0.04913 | 135 | 98 | 30 | 7 |
523 | Why does everybody seem to attack me? | 1.3259 | 0.04913 | 135 | 98 | 30 | 7 |
524 | I don't know, doc. I feel like all I do is just block whatever comes at me. | 1.3259 | 0.04563 | 135 | 95 | 36 | 4 |
525 | It sort of gets to you after a while… always stopping people from achieving their goals. | 1.3259 | 0.04682 | 135 | 96 | 34 | 5 |
526 | So you're saying that sometimes a yellow card is just a yellow card? | 1.3258 | 0.05213 | 132 | 98 | 25 | 9 |
527 | They never yell "SAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEE!" | 1.3256 | 0.05410 | 129 | 97 | 22 | 10 |
528 | I'm having trouble with head shots | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
529 | So what you’re saying doc is I’m blocking my goals? | 1.3254 | 0.04562 | 169 | 125 | 33 | 11 |
530 | Who needs goals when your net worth is amazing? | 1.3245 | 0.04750 | 151 | 111 | 31 | 9 |
531 | You keep saying I'm blocking as if you didn't know that it's my job. | 1.3237 | 0.04703 | 139 | 100 | 33 | 6 |
532 | I mean, they call it a free kick but I'm the one paying for it." | 1.3235 | 0.05206 | 136 | 102 | 24 | 10 |
533 | I just don't know what my goal is anymore. | 1.3235 | 0.05101 | 136 | 101 | 26 | 9 |
534 | Isn't life enough of a penalty?? | 1.3233 | 0.04719 | 133 | 95 | 33 | 5 |
535 | He says I keep moving the goal posts , but I don’t! They’re clearly fixed!!!!! | 1.3233 | 0.05395 | 133 | 101 | 21 | 11 |
536 | What is my goal? | 1.3231 | 0.04787 | 130 | 93 | 32 | 5 |
537 | I wish I could let him achieve his goal, while at the same time achieving mine... | 1.3231 | 0.05262 | 130 | 97 | 24 | 9 |
538 | I'm just not goal oriented. | 1.3231 | 0.05262 | 130 | 97 | 24 | 9 |
539 | SHOULD MY OWN SELF WORTH BE BASED ON OTHERS LACK of SUCCESS? | 1.3231 | 0.05262 | 130 | 97 | 24 | 9 |
540 | Can we skip to the part where you tell me it was a Freudian slip and not my fault? | 1.3228 | 0.05348 | 127 | 95 | 23 | 9 |
541 | The word "goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal" upsets me. | 1.3226 | 0.05191 | 124 | 91 | 26 | 7 |
542 | All this extra time and still no results. | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
543 | I think I'd prefer a post-game analysis. | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
544 | What if this is my goal in life? | 1.3220 | 0.05630 | 118 | 89 | 20 | 9 |
545 | It feels like I can't stop shutting people out. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
546 | I often find myself being defensive. | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
547 | I heard you were the best in the field. | 1.3217 | 0.05119 | 143 | 108 | 24 | 11 |
548 | I mean, who am I to get in the way of someone's goal? | 1.3217 | 0.04922 | 143 | 106 | 28 | 9 |
549 | I guess that's why I feel joy when others don't achieve their goals. | 1.3214 | 0.04994 | 140 | 104 | 27 | 9 |
550 | I’d really hate to stand between a man and his goals. | 1.3214 | 0.04675 | 140 | 101 | 33 | 6 |
551 | I just feel I am trapped in a web and everyone is looking at me. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
552 | I’m hearing voices Doc, lots of them. | 1.3211 | 0.05812 | 109 | 82 | 19 | 8 |
553 | Then she said it's OK to use your hands, you're a goalie, but I couldn't do it. | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
554 | Run that Savior Complex by me again. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
555 | I mean... I can't put anything behind me, you know? | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
556 | If one of my teammates commits a foul, why do I need to suffer the consequences? | 1.3203 | 0.04826 | 128 | 92 | 31 | 5 |
557 | I have trouble blocking my emotions...and other stuff. | 1.3203 | 0.04964 | 153 | 116 | 25 | 12 |
558 | Funny thing. My next patient has just the opposite issue. | 1.3200 | 0.05400 | 125 | 94 | 22 | 9 |
559 | I am just not defensive by nature. | 1.3197 | 0.05240 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
560 | Wait a minute. Are goals good? | 1.3193 | 0.05460 | 119 | 89 | 22 | 8 |
561 | It makes me anxious others are so goal oriented. | 1.3191 | 0.04861 | 141 | 104 | 29 | 8 |
562 | Do you feel like an obstacle, an inconvenience, like you're standing in the way of others' goals? | 1.3191 | 0.04648 | 141 | 102 | 33 | 6 |
563 | And then no one believed I was actually hurt. | 1.3190 | 0.05691 | 116 | 88 | 19 | 9 |
564 | I seem to get in the way of reaching my own goals, too. | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
565 | I think we just have different goals. | 1.3182 | 0.04603 | 132 | 94 | 34 | 4 |
566 | Do you think 'the ball' you're always talking about could just be your own trauma? | 1.3182 | 0.04848 | 132 | 96 | 30 | 6 |
567 | Thanks for seeing me on short notice. | 1.3178 | 0.05610 | 129 | 100 | 17 | 12 |
568 | Maybe I need to focus on my own goals, instead of obstructing the goals of others. | 1.3175 | 0.05595 | 126 | 97 | 18 | 11 |
569 | I'm feeling really targeted right now. | 1.3175 | 0.05595 | 126 | 97 | 18 | 11 |
570 | Of course if he misses you'll be meeting with him next week. | 1.3175 | 0.05121 | 126 | 93 | 26 | 7 |
571 | He looks like he’ll go one way but then always goes the other. This is why I have trust issues. | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
572 | I’ve really been working on being less guarded. | 1.3172 | 0.04864 | 145 | 108 | 28 | 9 |
573 | I've really had it at work. People just keep kicking things my way. | 1.3165 | 0.05109 | 139 | 105 | 24 | 10 |
574 | I don't think right now is a good time for me to be vulnerable | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
575 | I'm just not the savior everyone thinks I am. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
576 | I’m now realizing you literally meant IN-NET-WORK. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
577 | I feel like I’m blocking something. | 1.3162 | 0.05100 | 117 | 85 | 27 | 5 |
578 | Is the session over? I don’t think so, let’s add another, oh say, 4 minutes. | 1.3162 | 0.05081 | 136 | 102 | 25 | 9 |
579 | I just don't know how to stop this. | 1.3162 | 0.04749 | 136 | 99 | 31 | 6 |
580 | I have trust issues. I keep getting this awful feeling that everyone's trying to slip one by me. | 1.3158 | 0.04574 | 133 | 95 | 34 | 4 |
581 | I think my problems stem from a lack of goals at work. | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
582 | Everyone calls me ‘Keeper,’ but I’ve got so much to give.” | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
583 | But it's my job to be defensive | 1.3154 | 0.05354 | 130 | 99 | 21 | 10 |
584 | Yes but why am I always being put in a position to have to say no? | 1.3154 | 0.05241 | 130 | 98 | 23 | 9 |
585 | I just don't know why it's such a 'penalty' to spend time with me one-on-one. | 1.3150 | 0.04569 | 127 | 90 | 34 | 3 |
586 | I think I’m too goal-oriented. | 1.3147 | 0.04699 | 143 | 105 | 31 | 7 |
587 | Sometimes a ball is just a ball. | 1.3147 | 0.04699 | 143 | 105 | 31 | 7 |
588 | Thank God you had an opening, Doc. | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
589 | I just feel so defensive all the time... | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
590 | I don’t have any goals. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
591 | I really didn't expect it to play out this way. | 1.3139 | 0.04832 | 137 | 101 | 29 | 7 |
592 | All we ever talk about are goals. | 1.3139 | 0.05555 | 137 | 108 | 15 | 14 |
593 | My parents were too goal-oriented. | 1.3139 | 0.05258 | 137 | 105 | 21 | 11 |
594 | I just want to use my hands sometimes | 1.3139 | 0.04720 | 137 | 100 | 31 | 6 |
595 | He'll wait. I like to make everyone wait. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
596 | I'm really unhappy with my goals. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
597 | I feel like I’m always getting in the way. | 1.3125 | 0.04917 | 112 | 80 | 29 | 3 |
598 | When this World Cup is over can we get back to my mother again? | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
599 | Every time I let my guard down I get hurt. | 1.3125 | 0.04537 | 160 | 119 | 32 | 9 |
600 | It’s my job, but it’s not easy when everyone is always taking shots at me. | 1.3120 | 0.05378 | 125 | 95 | 21 | 9 |
601 | Just once I would like to chase my own goals. | 1.3120 | 0.05257 | 125 | 94 | 23 | 8 |
602 | What does it say about me that I can’t seem to let anyone accomplish their goals? | 1.3120 | 0.05005 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
603 | This is taking sports psychology to a whole new level. | 1.3120 | 0.05133 | 125 | 93 | 25 | 7 |
604 | I can't save every one. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
605 | I feel all this pressure to defend myself | 1.3117 | 0.04920 | 154 | 118 | 24 | 12 |
606 | Sometimes I feel like all eyes are on me. | 1.3116 | 0.04577 | 138 | 100 | 33 | 5 |
607 | I guess you’re right, my defense mechanisms really aren’t working that well | 1.3116 | 0.04802 | 138 | 102 | 29 | 7 |
608 | I feel like the whole world is judging me. | 1.3115 | 0.05216 | 122 | 91 | 24 | 7 |
609 | I just want to block everything out. | 1.3115 | 0.05344 | 122 | 92 | 22 | 8 |
610 | Let's start from the beginning of the game. | 1.3111 | 0.04872 | 135 | 100 | 28 | 7 |
611 | I feel that everybody is trying to get one over on me. | 1.3109 | 0.05566 | 119 | 91 | 19 | 9 |
612 | For once, I want someone to say "he's a keeper" and not be referring to my job, y'know? | 1.3103 | 0.04961 | 116 | 84 | 28 | 4 |
613 | It was my Mother who wanted me to be a goalkeeper. | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
614 | Sometimes I think people are watching me. | 1.3101 | 0.04772 | 129 | 94 | 30 | 5 |
615 | I wouldn’t say I have a persecution complex, but I do have to ask: Who is being penalized here? | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
616 | They never pass to me. | 1.3095 | 0.04709 | 126 | 91 | 31 | 4 |
617 | I tend to overthink the game. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
618 | Uh-oh! There he is. I guess our time is up! | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 103 | 29 | 7 |
619 | Well, I just got so good at blocking things out that I thought I would make it my career. | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 103 | 29 | 7 |
620 | I have commitment issues. | 1.3091 | 0.05441 | 110 | 82 | 22 | 6 |
621 | I feel so alone. | 1.3091 | 0.04959 | 110 | 79 | 28 | 3 |
622 | I should give him a shot | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
623 | So what you're saying, Mario, is that you feel dirty when five different men score on you, correct? Now bring it full circle to your mother's time working as a pole dancer and the goal tending error that brought you into this world. | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
624 | My defense mechanisms are strong, but I have never had a personal goal. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
625 | Isn't life just one big penalty shot? | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
626 | I'm just tired of having to save it every time, you know? Why doesn't someone else save it for once? | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
627 | I dunno...sometimes I just feel like some of mine are just out of reach. | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
628 | And the truth is, I want them to hit me. | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
629 | when I told them I like grabbing balls, this isn’t what I meant | 1.3065 | 0.05513 | 124 | 96 | 18 | 10 |
630 | I just want someone to save me | 1.3061 | 0.05311 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
631 | And that’s how I realized I needed to make my own personal goals | 1.3060 | 0.04764 | 134 | 99 | 29 | 6 |
632 | Their goals were always important—but mine, never. | 1.3060 | 0.05106 | 134 | 102 | 23 | 9 |
633 | I don’t want to be the reason people cannot achieve their goals. | 1.3060 | 0.04881 | 134 | 100 | 27 | 7 |
634 | And then there was the feeling, you know, that everything is just a game… | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
635 | I feel like my success is only based on other people's failures. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
636 | Sometimes I feel like the World is waiting for me to fail. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
637 | If I make a "save," though, what am I really saving? | 1.3047 | 0.04778 | 128 | 94 | 29 | 5 |
638 | Maybe I’m the one who needs to be saved, you know? | 1.3047 | 0.04648 | 128 | 93 | 31 | 4 |
639 | So you dreamt your arms grew so long you could cover the entire goal. Go on ... | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
640 | My goal's in life are to hinder others'. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
641 | I'm sorry. Your hours up. | 1.3040 | 0.04714 | 125 | 91 | 30 | 4 |
642 | I have an ego. He has a super ego. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
643 | I want him, like me, to be lacking a goal in life. | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
644 | Does coach know you want me to be less defensive? | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
645 | If you let that goal in we’ll call it a Freudian Slip | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
646 | Well you see doc, in my line of work, procrastination can be a problem. | 1.3028 | 0.05756 | 109 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
647 | I will not reveal your weaknesses. I maintain strict doctor-patient confidentiality | 1.3023 | 0.04747 | 129 | 95 | 29 | 5 |
648 | I feel like I always have to be defensive. | 1.3019 | 0.05046 | 106 | 77 | 26 | 3 |
649 | Must I feel guilty if I keep my fellow man from pursuing his goals? | 1.3017 | 0.05081 | 116 | 86 | 25 | 5 |
650 | I never thought of myself as goal-oriented, but I'm open to it. | 1.3016 | 0.04403 | 126 | 90 | 34 | 2 |
651 | Why don’t we have shadows, too? | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
652 | I had the penalty kick nightmare again where I'm completely unprepared, and everyone is watching. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
653 | When he moves, drop the pencil & go right; I'll go left! | 1.3008 | 0.05529 | 123 | 96 | 17 | 10 |
654 | I know, I know. Sometimes a ball is just a ball! | 1.3008 | 0.04462 | 123 | 88 | 33 | 2 |
655 | I feel like things in my life are flying right past me. | 1.3000 | 0.04822 | 120 | 88 | 28 | 4 |
656 | It’s like we’re all playing some poorly-understood game that no one I know actually cares about! | 1.3000 | 0.05081 | 130 | 99 | 23 | 8 |
657 | I feel protective. | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 17 | 8 |
658 | My goal has always been not to have too many goals. | 1.3000 | 0.04963 | 130 | 98 | 25 | 7 |
659 | . . .of course he could think that I’m going to go right and shoot left. However, I might just be thinking that because of the lack of affection shown by my father which manifests in lack of trust for others. . . | 1.3000 | 0.04800 | 150 | 115 | 25 | 10 |
660 | Sometimes, doc, I want to go left, but life takes me right. | 1.3000 | 0.04716 | 130 | 96 | 29 | 5 |
661 | There”s no need for a goal | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
662 | I just don’t understand why I’m always getting shot at. | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
663 | So, tell me about your New Year's goals." | 1.2992 | 0.05161 | 127 | 97 | 22 | 8 |
664 | And then she said, "I like you, but you're not keeper material." | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
665 | Blocking, you know all about that, right, Doc? | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
666 | No, I wouldn’t say I have a savior complex. | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
667 | To be honest with you, I think I've been overly defensive recently. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
668 | When it comes to the penalty, I always think of my mother. | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
669 | I do feel like I'm blocking something. | 1.2991 | 0.05180 | 107 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
670 | What would Ted Lasso do? | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
671 | Just short-term goals, Doctor. | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
672 | Am I a bad person for thwarting people’s goals? | 1.2985 | 0.04498 | 134 | 98 | 32 | 4 |
673 | I don't have any goals in my life. | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
674 | Everything I say is confidential, right? | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
675 | I'm sorry, but I'm not letting anything get past me today. | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
676 | Is this really the only appointment time you had in December? | 1.2984 | 0.05369 | 124 | 96 | 19 | 9 |
677 | I just wish I knew where this was going. | 1.2982 | 0.05276 | 114 | 86 | 22 | 6 |
678 | So if I know he's shooting right, and he knows that I know he's shooting right ... that means he's shooting left, right | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
679 | Thanks for agreeing to meet at my office doctor... | 1.2975 | 0.04642 | 121 | 88 | 30 | 3 |
680 | I don't understand why everyone keeps taking shots at me. | 1.2975 | 0.04788 | 121 | 89 | 28 | 4 |
681 | I'm saying sometimes 'pelvic injury' isn't a euphemism for 'kicked in the nuts.' " | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
682 | I think it started when I entered and no one was wearing the same uniform as me. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
683 | You know, I just feel like I’m on the defensive, like all of the time | 1.2971 | 0.04413 | 138 | 101 | 33 | 4 |
684 | These goal oriented people are driving me crazy. | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
685 | No, that's the problem, I can't 'dive deeper' | 1.2969 | 0.04880 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 6 |
686 | And then I wake up screaming 'Goooaaalll!!!!' | 1.2966 | 0.05685 | 118 | 93 | 15 | 10 |
687 | Why the hat? A careless illustrator, mixing up ball-sports I guess. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
688 | You want to talk about goals?! We all have goals. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
689 | My goal in life? Why do you ask? | 1.2957 | 0.05520 | 115 | 89 | 18 | 8 |
690 | ... and then they blow a whistle, and like a circus animal, I'm expected to perform. And there it is now. | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
691 | For me, denial works every time. | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
692 | They only come to me when they need something saved, and I'm like "hello! I have needs too!" | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
693 | There are just so many goals that I haven’t been able to reach | 1.2951 | 0.05421 | 122 | 95 | 18 | 9 |
694 | I feel like life is coming at me too fast. | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
695 | I fear all the important things will slip through my grasp. | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
696 | Yeah, maybe it is time for me to set a new goal. | 1.2946 | 0.05016 | 112 | 83 | 25 | 4 |
697 | I suppose you think this is just another defense mechanism of mine. | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
698 | And these goals…are they in the room with us now? | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
699 | The worst part is that the goalie never scores. | 1.2946 | 0.04319 | 129 | 93 | 34 | 2 |
700 | But when do I get to focus on MY goals? | 1.2941 | 0.05384 | 119 | 92 | 19 | 8 |
701 | Although they say I'm a keeper, it sometimes feels temporary. | 1.2937 | 0.05048 | 126 | 96 | 23 | 7 |
702 | I'm trying not to take the attacks personally | 1.2937 | 0.05048 | 126 | 96 | 23 | 7 |
703 | It’s nice to meet in my office for once | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
704 | So I asked myself, if the ball really wants to go into the net, who am I to get in the way? | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
705 | Number 10 sent you to mess with my head, didn't he? | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
706 | Everyone expects me to always make the save, but who is there to save me? | 1.2929 | 0.06134 | 99 | 78 | 13 | 8 |
707 | This is the only way I can visualize my goals. | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
708 | I've always been goal-oriented. | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
709 | Analysis paralysis. | 1.2925 | 0.05838 | 106 | 83 | 15 | 8 |
710 | I just feel like time is running out. | 1.2923 | 0.04561 | 130 | 96 | 30 | 4 |
711 | Focus on your journey, not the goal | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
712 | I feel like no one respects my boundaries. | 1.2920 | 0.04650 | 113 | 82 | 29 | 2 |
713 | I honestly thought it was the journey, not the goal. | 1.2920 | 0.04766 | 137 | 104 | 26 | 7 |
714 | Doc, you try being the reason why others fail to achieve their goals. | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
715 | I know it's just a penalty shot but why do I feel like I'm being penalized? | 1.2917 | 0.04792 | 120 | 89 | 27 | 4 |
716 | Somehow, I keep thinking outside the box. | 1.2913 | 0.05257 | 127 | 99 | 19 | 9 |
717 | Seriously, Doc – you’re asking me about goals? | 1.2913 | 0.04758 | 127 | 95 | 27 | 5 |
718 | I just feel like things are constantly coming at me. | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
719 | In a sport designed for feet, I play head games. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
720 | I find it hard to believe in long-term goals. | 1.2913 | 0.04706 | 103 | 74 | 28 | 1 |
721 | I feel really awkward about doing this here. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
722 | And then they yell "GOOOOOOOAL" - Just once I'd like to hear them yell - "SAAAAAAAVED" | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
723 | Everyone tells me I'm being too defensive. | 1.2908 | 0.04884 | 141 | 109 | 23 | 9 |
724 | I didn’t cause the penalty, yet I feel enormous anxiety over the penalty kick. Why? | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
725 | Doc, the irony is not lost on me. I am the most goal oriented person you will ever meet “ | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
726 | The game starts in 5 minutes. How much progress can we make by then? | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
727 | So all I need to do is imagine myself blocking his shot and we win? | 1.2903 | 0.05092 | 124 | 95 | 22 | 7 |
728 | ok so run me through the offside rule one more time I think I’m starting to get it | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
729 | Doc, you keep telling me I'm blocking, but that's my job. | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
730 | I struggle every day to have no goal in my life. | 1.2897 | 0.05313 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
731 | But if the soccer ball is my mother, why can't I save her? | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
732 | Am I inconsiderate to oppose the goals of others? | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
733 | He’s a perfect 10, but we have different goals. | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
734 | All day, every day, I'm reminded of Annette. How am I supposed to get over her when I'm a surrounded by reminder? | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
735 | I just feel like the ball's in his court really." | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
736 | Still messy, isn't it? | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
737 | I spent my whole life thwarting the goals of others. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
738 | I feel like half the world is against me. | 1.2885 | 0.05053 | 104 | 77 | 24 | 3 |
739 | I feel like people are always trying to sneak something past me. | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
740 | Manchester and I no longer feel united. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
741 | I've lost sight of my goals. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
742 | All I do is try to block everything | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
743 | So then I said give me one example of how I’m not goal-oriented enough for you | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
744 | It used to be a kick, but now I just want it to be over. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
745 | Sometimes I wonder "who is here to save ME?" | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
746 | No one cares about a goalie’s goals.” | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
747 | I mean, is it necessary for everyone to have to yell “GOOOOOAAAAALLLL” each time at the top of their lungs? | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
748 | The truth is, Doctor, I’m just not goal oriented. | 1.2870 | 0.05742 | 108 | 85 | 15 | 8 |
749 | It just feels like there’s always something getting in the way of my goals. | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
750 | Doc, do you think I'm too goal-oriented? | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
751 | Thanks for the assist, but I can save myself. | 1.2857 | 0.04826 | 105 | 77 | 26 | 2 |
752 | I'm mostly worried about what I'll find on the net | 1.2857 | 0.05268 | 126 | 99 | 18 | 9 |
753 | You still feel like you're constantly under attack at work? | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
754 | it's only a game. | 1.2857 | 0.05871 | 112 | 90 | 12 | 10 |
755 | Am I being too defensive? | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
756 | I feel targeted… | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
757 | Deep down I'm afraid people just want me out of their way. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
758 | I think I might have a saver complex. | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
759 | I don’t have goals - I block them out of habit. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
760 | I think, that it all depends on how you define "goal". | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
761 | I just feel like everything is coming at me at once … | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
762 | I just can’t get past this feeling that everyone is trying to get something past me. | 1.2846 | 0.05376 | 130 | 104 | 15 | 11 |
763 | Does this mean 50 or 60 minutes of time will be added to the game? | 1.2845 | 0.04382 | 116 | 84 | 31 | 1 |
764 | People tell me I'm obsessed with blocking their goals. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
765 | The other day my dad said, "Keep your eye on the ball." Now just what is that supposed to mean? | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
766 | So is blocking a healthy or unhealthy defense mechanism? | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
767 | No one understands the pressure I’m under | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
768 | It just feels like I´m always on the defensive | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
769 | As a child, I dreamt about larger balls. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
770 | Lean back, if he shoots right we’ll have a chance. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
771 | No, it’s definitely not work related | 1.2833 | 0.05183 | 120 | 93 | 20 | 7 |
772 | Everyone yells at me not to have goals. | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
773 | I can't accomplish any of my goals | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
774 | I have this feeling everybody on the team hates me. Am I paranoid, Doctor? | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
775 | It's like he doesn't even want me here | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
776 | It seems like everyone's trying to put something past me. | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
777 | I don't know doc... I keep dropping the ball. My mother says it's the net result of not being goal oriented. | 1.2821 | 0.04517 | 117 | 86 | 29 | 2 |
778 | I thought it was time to save myself. | 1.2821 | 0.04677 | 117 | 87 | 27 | 3 |
779 | So “The Dutch”, are they in the room with us right now? | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
780 | I understand your point about letting things go, Doc, but this is a goal I need to keep. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
781 | So you’re saying that I put myself in disadvantageous scenarios? | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
782 | My goal is no goals. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
783 | So, what you're saying is, I should try to be more goal oriented. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
784 | Sometimes I wonder, can anything truly be saved? | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
785 | And then I realized I'm being watched in a cage. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
786 | I find myself constantly sabotaging my own goals!” | 1.2812 | 0.05075 | 128 | 100 | 20 | 8 |
787 | ...but here's the kicker. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
788 | Everyone just gets so defensive around me | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
789 | We have different goals now. | 1.2800 | 0.04628 | 125 | 94 | 27 | 4 |
790 | The only thing to fear is sphere itself. | 1.2800 | 0.05874 | 100 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
791 | I always feel like i'm being attacked | 1.2797 | 0.05090 | 118 | 91 | 21 | 6 |
792 | I know I'm being defensive but ... | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
793 | They say they're not aiming for me...but I just don't believe it. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
794 | It's a moments like these when I feel an immense amount of pressure. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
795 | I just feel like I’m always standing in the way of people’s goals. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
796 | Soccer. Football. I’m so confused. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
797 | You said to take you to the place where I block things | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
798 | I have this dream: It's the World Cup final, tie game, ninth minute of stoppage time, and I have to defend a penalty kick by Lionel Messi. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
799 | Ideally I'd like to focus on my goals for a change. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
800 | So why do you say I am so defensive? | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
801 | It's always about everyone else's goals. What about my goals? | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
802 | I just find yellow cards very triggering. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
803 | I'm confused. Is it pronounced like 'catarrh?' Or is it like 'cutter?' It's all so overwhelming. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
804 | I’ve just been struggling to enforce boundaries lately. | 1.2778 | 0.04312 | 126 | 93 | 31 | 2 |
805 | I just can't seem to think outside the box. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
806 | I can't stop dreaming about balls. | 1.2778 | 0.06005 | 108 | 88 | 10 | 10 |
807 | The ball is always coming to me and yet going away. There is nothing outside the box. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
808 | Goals? No goals Doc you know that ! | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
809 | Just once, I wish they would blame someone else. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
810 | it always feels like I’M the one who’s being penalized | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
811 | So you believe people are always taking shots at you ? | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
812 | And now I’m really stressed about my insurance bill. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
813 | I don't feel like I have any long-range goals in life. | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
814 | My father never passed me the ball. | 1.2752 | 0.05354 | 109 | 85 | 18 | 6 |
815 | So then I started wondering, what if I study the humanities? | 1.2750 | 0.05418 | 120 | 96 | 15 | 9 |
816 | I feel like people are always attacking me. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
817 | Sure, I can put myself out there, but I just can't let anything in. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
818 | I know I'm blocking something. But what? | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
819 | I’m just afraid I’ll never reach my goal | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
820 | To many goals are out of my reach. | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
821 | But, what about my goals? What am I aiming for? | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
822 | Why do you feel you are stopping those around you from achieving their goals? | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
823 | Over and Over and Over One Nil One Nil One Nil! | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
824 | Either way, I'm screwed! | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
825 | Where's MY penalty kick? | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
826 | I think just removing the net is the best solution. | 1.2736 | 0.04746 | 106 | 79 | 25 | 2 |
827 | Thanks for helping me reach my goooooooooooooals. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
828 | I see other people achieving their goals. | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
829 | So what is the goal anyway? | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
830 | But I’m still not happy after reaching my goal. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
831 | Of course I'm depressed! He never misses! | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
832 | All these guys should get their own goals. | 1.2727 | 0.04457 | 110 | 81 | 28 | 1 |
833 | I needed a goal in life, not a life in goal. | 1.2727 | 0.05616 | 110 | 88 | 14 | 8 |
834 | I'm not sure the metaverse is the best place for my therapy session. | 1.2727 | 0.04936 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
835 | What sort of goals? | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
836 | Everybody's shooting at me. | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
837 | Yeah, it *does* remind me of my playpen. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
838 | Whenever I think about my life goals, I can only express them in sports analogies. | 1.2718 | 0.04616 | 103 | 76 | 26 | 1 |
839 | The problem is I am terrible at setting goals. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
840 | You see how my missed free kick haunts me even now? | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
841 | No matter what I do, they’ll say it is my fault | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
842 | But, really, am I just saving myself? | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
843 | I know this sounds crazy, but I just feel a lot of pressure with my job! | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
844 | Get over it. Messi scores against everybody. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
845 | I became a goal keeper but never a goal seeker. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
846 | I just starting questioning “what’s really the goal here” | 1.2708 | 0.05017 | 96 | 72 | 22 | 2 |
847 | I need to work on my mental block. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
848 | Can We Be Quick About This? | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
849 | Can you cure my dyslexia, since I always lunge right when the kick is to the left? | 1.2706 | 0.05128 | 85 | 63 | 21 | 1 |
850 | … and *nothing* ever just comes my way | 1.2705 | 0.04661 | 122 | 93 | 25 | 4 |
851 | Sometimes I feel like everyone is watching me. | 1.2703 | 0.04779 | 111 | 84 | 24 | 3 |
852 | Who am I to stop someone from achieving their goal? | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
853 | Nobody ever asks me about my goals. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
854 | I fear that if I'm always chasing the next goal, I'll miss living in the moment. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
855 | …it‘s like, I’m stuck in my father‘s emotional net. | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
856 | I feel like everyone's coming for me. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
857 | We each have conflicting goals, it's a paradox that I should just block. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
858 | You see doctor, my goal in life is no goals. Does that make sense? | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
859 | I just need to stall 5 more minutes ‘til the final whistle. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
860 | I’m always focusing on other’s goals and not my own. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
861 | That's our time for today, I've added an additional 4 minutes due to cry stoppage | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
862 | I just feel like I'm goal averse. | 1.2689 | 0.05161 | 119 | 94 | 18 | 7 |
863 | I think dreams are more important than goals - don't you ? | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
864 | My goal is that they all aim too high. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
865 | Thanks Doc - we should really do this more than once every four years. | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
866 | Yes, Freud was goal-oriented, but ... | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
867 | Give up one free kick and where are my friends? | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
868 | I have a problem with letting people in. | 1.2685 | 0.05520 | 108 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
869 | It really gets to me that nobody has my back. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
870 | If you slide the couch a little to the left and scoot your chair back I think we will have it covered | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
871 | I want to stop blocking others' goals and instead focus on my own. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
872 | My teammates are always turning their backs on me. | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
873 | Before we start I must confess that until now I didn’t fully appreciate the benefits of our Employee Assistance Program. | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
874 | In my dreams I am being attacked from all directions. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
875 | Is it really my place to stand between people and their goals? | 1.2679 | 0.05526 | 112 | 90 | 14 | 8 |
876 | I could've just gotten you a ticket. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
877 | They say "it's all part of the game," but they are always aiming at me! | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
878 | No, I have no career goals | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
879 | I have dreams that I stop a penalty kick to win the World Cup. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
880 | And how long have you felt like things are always just hurtling towards you? | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
881 | Actually, I’d prefer not to have any goals right now. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
882 | Sometimes I feel like I'm just in everyone's way. | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
883 | ...and in the dream I'm having a session with you, but instead of the session taking place in your office, it's taking place on the soccer field and I'm holding up the game. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
884 | I’ve developed a fear of spheres. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
885 | I wish I could achieve just one goal. | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
886 | Life just isn’t easy for me, considering that all my goals in life are more goals”. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
887 | I’m just tired of being guarded . | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
888 | You believe I'm always defensive? | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
889 | I can't help it. This game is sooooooo boring. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
890 | My life lacks a goal. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
891 | Football, Soccer, Football, Soccer, which is it? | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
892 | I know, I know, I am in charge of my destiny, but its a big net | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
893 | I am a keeper...I just wish he would realize that | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
894 | Just play along - the ref doesn’t know I’m faking this existential crisis. | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
895 | I feel like I’m getting in the way of other people’s goals | 1.2644 | 0.05029 | 87 | 65 | 21 | 1 |
896 | Do they have to rip their shirts off afterwards? I take that part a bit personally. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
897 | I feel like everyone is looking at me | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
898 | Why do you feel you are not a keeper | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
899 | Being the only one allowed to touch the ball with my hands still wasn't good enough for my parents. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
900 | Yes, he's in the room right now, doc. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
901 | I’ve finally moved on from stopping myself from achieving my own goals, and now stop others from achieving theirs | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
902 | But Michelle says that when they go low I should go high? I'm confused. | 1.2632 | 0.06025 | 95 | 77 | 11 | 7 |
903 | It's Pele! My worst nightmare. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
904 | #10: " I wonder if he's complaining about me..." | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
905 | You think they're kicking AT you ??? | 1.2627 | 0.05305 | 118 | 95 | 15 | 8 |
906 | I have this terrible anxiety about stoppage time. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
907 | I know his session should be over but I added in six minutes of stoppage time. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
908 | I know have to pick a direction and commit. But what if I get it wrong?! | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
909 | You say "I never let anyone in" like it's a bad thing | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
910 | I feel like our goals don't really align | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
911 | I’m done defending everyone else’s goals, I wanna talk about MY goals. | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
912 | Today, I'd like to talk about my goals in life. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
913 | Can we pick this up again in 4 years? | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
914 | I think my problem started with dodgeball. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
915 | We all need a goal in life. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
916 | My mom forgot the juice and snacks. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
917 | You're not the only one trying to get into my head right now. | 1.2613 | 0.04563 | 111 | 84 | 25 | 2 |
918 | I keep pondering, do they really love me for me or is it only when I stop a goal? | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
919 | I have this recurring dream of getting hit in the face with the ball. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
920 | I am very unaware of the goals of others | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
921 | So, here’s the kicker. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
922 | My personal goals sometimes conflict with my professional goals. | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
923 | I just can’t understand why people don’t like me. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
924 | Don’t worry about him, he’s offsides | 1.2609 | 0.04856 | 92 | 69 | 22 | 1 |
925 | They've given me two minutes' psychic injury time. Where do I even start? | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
926 | In my dream she is round but I can’t catch her. | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
927 | So he accuses me of being too guarded. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
928 | World Cope. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
929 | Thanks--So blocking something out is sometimes the right thing to do." | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
930 | And in the dream the strange people are calling it football for some reason. | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
931 | You asked me what my goals for therapy are | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
932 | If I save it, is this just a defense mechanism? | 1.2596 | 0.04732 | 104 | 79 | 23 | 2 |
933 | I hate this new league rule that requires therapy instead of just a yellow card warning! | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
934 | Nothing Can Stop What's Coming | 1.2596 | 0.04531 | 104 | 78 | 25 | 1 |
935 | I guess I've just always had a bit of a savior complex... | 1.2595 | 0.04545 | 131 | 102 | 24 | 5 |
936 | Game’s mostly mental anyways. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
937 | It’s just hard not to take it personally.” | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
938 | Don't know doc, just feels like I'm missing the larger goal! | 1.2589 | 0.05777 | 112 | 93 | 9 | 10 |
939 | No one is respecting my boundaries | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
940 | FIFA, Qatar... It's a lot to process. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
941 | I really wanted to be a fisherman | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
942 | I always wanted to be able to achieve a goal in life. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
943 | He’s trying to psych me out. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
944 | My dreams are all Messi | 1.2584 | 0.04933 | 89 | 67 | 21 | 1 |
945 | I feel like people are always trying to take advantage of me. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
946 | I feel guilty when I stand in the way of people from reaching their goals. | 1.2583 | 0.05358 | 120 | 98 | 13 | 9 |
947 | Finally! A full 90 minute session! | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
948 | I disagree - I don’t think I’m defensive by nature! | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
949 | Doctor, is this soccer or football? I'm so confused!" | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
950 | Yet I have two perfectly good arms. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
951 | Your going to need more than that to be a better goalie | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
952 | Everyone's avoiding me. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
953 | Ever since I was a kid I've wanted to hit a home run | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
954 | I didn't get the penalty. Why are they shooting at me? | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
955 | I'm anxious that everyone expects me to be the savior. | 1.2571 | 0.04694 | 105 | 80 | 23 | 2 |
956 | I feel like play therapy is not working out all that well for me. | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
957 | I just don't understand networking. | 1.2569 | 0.04402 | 109 | 82 | 26 | 1 |
958 | It's always Save the Goal Kenny, what about my Goals Doc? | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
959 | It's definitely a binary decision. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
960 | Break-ups just feel so Messi | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
961 | Pursuing my own goals is killing my career. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
962 | So you're saying it's good to have no goals. | 1.2556 | 0.04886 | 90 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
963 | I feel like it’s all coming at me so fast. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
964 | My wife keeps telling me I’m focused on the wrong goals. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
965 | Let's discuss your goals for therapy. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
966 | I feel like I am in a constant cage of emotion | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
967 | I’m always so indecisive; should I lean right or should I lean left? | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
968 | The unrelenting negativity of stopping others from achieving their goals is such a downer. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
969 | And then she told me she preferred American Football! | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
970 | Go left? Go right? I can't even get out of bed in the morning. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
971 | I always seem to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
972 | I feel boxed in. | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
973 | Everyone calls me a GoalKeeper, but I've always felt more like a Giver. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
974 | Boundaries, I'm good at. I'm bad with time management. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
975 | If people would stop attacking me maybe I wouldn't be so defensive. | 1.2545 | 0.05393 | 110 | 89 | 14 | 7 |
976 | Whenever I have sex, I am always scared of my balls going in. | 1.2545 | 0.05546 | 110 | 90 | 12 | 8 |
977 | I believe I’m very goal-oriented. | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
978 | And it’s like, ‘what am I even saving for?’ | 1.2544 | 0.04282 | 114 | 86 | 27 | 1 |
979 | You’re deflecting again | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
980 | I just constantly feel like I'm in the wrong place at the wrong time. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
981 | I just feel like I’m constantly on guard, you know? | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
982 | There are times I feel so open and exposed without anyone to help me. | 1.2540 | 0.04207 | 126 | 96 | 28 | 2 |
983 | I've just never been that goal oriented. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
984 | Shootout" is a trigger word for me, doc | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
985 | It’s like the whole world is watching me” | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
986 | Why do I feel so blocked? | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
987 | I am not paranoid. They're all against me. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
988 | The goal seems so close yet so far | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
989 | I told him he’s too forward and he thinks I’m too guarded. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
990 | It just feels like every single shot is coming from my mother. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
991 | Shut up and defend! | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
992 | Well, for instance right now. | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
993 | Mother always discouraged me from setting too high of goals. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
994 | I can't get over the feeling that no one wants to get close to me. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
995 | Doc, am I the bad guy for stopping others from achieving their goals? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
996 | What is keeping you from your goal? | 1.2527 | 0.04581 | 91 | 68 | 23 | 0 |
997 | I dream, I wish, I win! | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
998 | I can’t cross that line again. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
999 | I just feel like these goals aren't helping my career | 1.2526 | 0.06165 | 95 | 79 | 8 | 8 |
1000 | You're saying this cage is erogenous? | 1.2526 | 0.04725 | 95 | 72 | 22 | 1 |
1001 | I just feel like everyone is aiming for me. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1002 | But what I'd rather do is direct. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1003 | They say I have a sport's complex. | 1.2525 | 0.04618 | 99 | 75 | 23 | 1 |
1004 | I’ve drawn my boundary lines but they keep trying trying to cross them without my permission | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1005 | 9, 8, 7, 6, 5 ... | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1006 | Look, I’ve heard great things about sports psychologists, but couldn’t we do this after the game?” | 1.2522 | 0.05502 | 115 | 95 | 11 | 9 |
1007 | Is this really football? | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1008 | But what about MY goals? | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1009 | And why do you think the whole stadium doesn’t like you? | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1010 | But what if he knows that I know that he thinks he knows that I know which way he’s going to go? | 1.2500 | 0.05911 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
1011 | I feel like everyone is invading my space. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1012 | I think it started in Little League... | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1013 | Sure, I LOOK like a goalie, but I identify as a center fielder. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1014 | Do you ever worry you’re in the wrong field? | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1015 | Somehow, I've always felt that being defensive was a good thing. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1016 | But I need all my defensive mechanisms. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1017 | My problem isn't so much anxiety as procrastination | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
1018 | Somebody else commits a penalty and I have to face the consequences...explain that to me please. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1019 | … this recurring dream where I’m in the net but not really a goalie… | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
1020 | Yes, but I AM a defense mechanism. | 1.2500 | 0.05592 | 104 | 85 | 12 | 7 |
1021 | I’m finally able to stop being so defensive | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1022 | I feel like a slacker,Doc. Everyone else on the team is so goal oriented. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1023 | I'm loving these new therapy time-outs." | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1024 | Ted Lasso has completely changed the way I see myself in relation to this game. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1025 | I have this recurring dream that I'm the ball. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1026 | Doctor, I continue to have nightmares, is it soccer or football? | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
1027 | I can't get him to stop crossing my boundaries!" | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1028 | Sometimes I want someone to catch me for a change. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1029 | I just can’t seem to kick this feeling that I’m missing something, Doc. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
1030 | I just feel like I need to be able to let my guard down more | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1031 | I'm so torn doc, will he go high left, low right, where is it going? | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
1032 | I like touching balls | 1.2479 | 0.05278 | 117 | 96 | 13 | 8 |
1033 | My life's goooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaallls seem out of reach. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1034 | I can’t get over the feeling that I’m a butterfly trapped inside this huge net. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1035 | On the other hand, if I turn a blind eye we can all go home early. | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
1036 | My life is obsessively goal-oriented. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1037 | It started when I was nine. | 1.2476 | 0.04444 | 105 | 80 | 24 | 1 |
1038 | If I make this next save I will be a hero in my country, but if I don’t I will be scorned forever! And how does that make you feel? | 1.2476 | 0.05544 | 105 | 86 | 12 | 7 |
1039 | Tell me about your goals in life. | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
1040 | I always feel one step away from my goal. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1041 | Frankly, I just feel like the game itself depends on me at times, and that's really stressful, you know? | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 78 | 21 | 2 |
1042 | I mean, really, how can I NOT have a savior complex? | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1043 | And is this ‘bad referee’ on the pitch with us right now? | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1044 | I wish I were a keeper off the field. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1045 | He's gonna hit me in the face again isn't he | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1046 | It started when my mother kicked me out of the house. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1047 | Why must they all kick me when I’m down?” | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1048 | You know, nobody tells you how lonely this job really is. When you think about it, I'm playing an entirely different game over here. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
1049 | I struggle with feeling like I want other people to fail. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
1050 | Why am I so defensive? | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
1051 | It's just, like, who am I to thwart all of his goals? | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
1052 | 'When we're done, please usher in the priest." | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1053 | Sometimes I worry that the only obstacle to our goals is me. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
1054 | Sometimes I feel like it is DSM-5, me-0. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1055 | Thanks for seeing me on such short notice. This will crush my parents. I want to do ballet. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
1056 | You're right, I AM blocking. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
1057 | Of course it's a defense mechanism. | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
1058 | Maybe it’s time for me to start thinking about my own goals. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
1059 | “Does never being able to score make me less of a man?” | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
1060 | I just don't feel exceptional here. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1061 | So you prevent people from reaching their goals? And you feel that you do this intentionally? | 1.2455 | 0.05354 | 110 | 90 | 13 | 7 |
1062 | Imagine your goals. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1063 | But I think it IS whether you win or lose! | 1.2453 | 0.04607 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
1064 | I'll wait. I'm Argentinean. I know. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1065 | I just feel helpless without my hands. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1066 | Now it's considered "work-related" and covered. So, anyway... | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1067 | Why am I the one who always has to 'save' the game? | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1068 | And then I thought, well, sometimes a ball is just a ball. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
1069 | So you are keeping people from reaching their goals? How does that make you feel? | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
1070 | I was feeling catharsis after I blocked the last goal and positive emotions replaced my negative ones, but here were go again. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1071 | Yes, I'm faking, but that's between us. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1072 | Sometime I think I'm too goal-oriented. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
1073 | I mean, I really think I’m done thinking about goals. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
1074 | Are you saying I shouldn’t take it personally when he kicks the ball into my face as hard as he can? | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
1075 | So there I was, about to block the kick - wait, did I mention everyone was naked? | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
1076 | I need a goal | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1077 | I find everyone at my job offensive | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
1078 | I can't help thinking we should postpone this week's session. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
1079 | How can I reach my goal? | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
1080 | I want to help others achieve their goals. Is that so wrong? | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
1081 | To find out the rest of the world calls it 'football' but I can use my hands, it's just a lot, you know? | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
1082 | But it's such a big net to fill" | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1083 | Why am I so obsessed with wanting bigger hands? | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1084 | Doc, do these sessions include stoppage time? | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1085 | And we’re out of time | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1086 | Helpless, anxious, lack of self-confidence. It all started when we began playing Brazil an hour ago. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
1087 | It’s the negativity in the term “sudden death”… why not say “sudden self-realisation”? | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
1088 | Sometimes I feel like the entire world is anticipating my next move. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1089 | I had the soccer nightmare again. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1090 | Everyone seems to have goals but me. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1091 | I have ball envy. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1092 | I’ve been keeping a lot of balls in the air at work. | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
1093 | I feel like the clock has just completely stopped for me. | 1.2418 | 0.04776 | 91 | 70 | 20 | 1 |
1094 | In my nightmare it got much worse; they said no beer | 1.2418 | 0.04776 | 91 | 70 | 20 | 1 |
1095 | And then I said it's called 'football', not 'soccer.' | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1096 | A few more seconds....I think we're psyching him out. | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
1097 | I need injury time, too. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
1098 | It just seems like everything is rushing at me. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1099 | I'm sick of being kicked on! | 1.2414 | 0.04614 | 87 | 66 | 21 | 0 |
1100 | ...and then, just as I reach to catch the ball it bends like Beckham. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1101 | I appreciate your working me into your busy schedule. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
1102 | But am I also blocking my personal goals? | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1103 | My girlfriend just doesn’t see me as a keeper. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
1104 | My wife keeps saying I'm aloof and defensive. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1105 | I guess I just have trouble letting things go. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
1106 | I think I take things too literally, for instance last time you said in life we need a goal. | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
1107 | Why does someone else have to fail in order for me to be happy? | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
1108 | And then they said “ It’s only a game!” | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1109 | Diving, jumping, blocking. I feel like I've spent my life preparing to be in Congress. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
1110 | I just don't get a kick out of it. I'm a hands-on type. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1111 | My goals just don't align with other people's goals. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1112 | 没什么好写的. 反正你们也看不懂. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
1113 | What worries me the most, is that you actually agreed to do this. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1114 | I just feel like something is between me and reaching my goals | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1115 | Fake emotional injury! | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1116 | I’m at my best when I picture them naked ! | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
1117 | But what's blocking me? | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1118 | I've always had a difficult time letting my guard down." myoken@umassd.ed | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
1119 | I’ve dreamt of this moment for years, but I’ve always been naked. | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
1120 | I don't know why the cartoonist put a hat on me. I think it has something to do with his mother. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1121 | Sometimes a goal is just a goal. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
1122 | I really just want to focus on my own goals, to be honest. | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
1123 | I think it's a matter of reassessing my goals. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1124 | I can’t shake this awful feeling that it’s me who’s been offside all along. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1125 | I can’t help feeling that it’s me who needs to be saved. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
1126 | I don't know Doc, I feel like the goalposts just keeping moving.... | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
1127 | Like, why would I try to stop the ball anymore? | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
1128 | I always seem to choose the wrong direction | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1129 | Everything seems to be whizzing by me lately. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1130 | Sometimes I feel like I just get in the way of everything | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1131 | But what's MY goal? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1132 | I'm just so tired of feeling like everyone's depending on me. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1133 | At first, I thought that he would go left, but then I thought, no, that’s just what he wants me to think…he’ll go right. But then I thought if he thinks that I think he’ll go right…he’ll probably go left. Now I think that he thinks that I think tha…. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1134 | I feel like I’m blocking my son's goals. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1135 | But I want to wear my baseball hat! | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
1136 | I don’t know why I think it will make 50,000 people at me. You’re right - I should just ignore him. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
1137 | Everyone is trying to get something by me. | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
1138 | I feel like things are just passing by me | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
1139 | I can't let it go! | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
1140 | I have to cut our session short, I'm due back at work now." | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
1141 | I’m just trying to think out of the box, you know? | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
1142 | Everyone has a goal but me. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
1143 | Why wait for post game analysis? | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
1144 | Is there a way to see blocking as a good thing? | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
1145 | Nobody else seems to be taking a hands on approach | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
1146 | I feel like I am being forced to pick a side | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
1147 | Mental health comes first. I'll play the game when I'm ready. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
1148 | I feel like I'm always under fire at my job. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
1149 | I'm feeling the need for a much bigger couch. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
1150 | Why are penalty kicks always directed at me? I feel like I'm being punished for other people's mistakes. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
1151 | Well, I have no idea how "low and to the left" would make me feel. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
1152 | I'm tired of being kicked around." | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1153 | Thirty-two teams and I'm the only they on the pitch? | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1154 | I've been told I don't respect boundaries. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1155 | I wanted to play football | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1156 | I feel like people are always taking shots at me | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1157 | Thanks, Doc, for making this goal call | 1.2371 | 0.05633 | 97 | 80 | 11 | 6 |
1158 | To catch or not to catch ... How many fans of the other team do I have the right to disappoint? | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1159 | I’m defensive? You’re not scoring any points with me. | 1.2371 | 0.04582 | 97 | 75 | 21 | 1 |
1160 | Thanks for coming on short notice. | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
1161 | You don't get it, doc. My goal is to prevent others from reaching their goals. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
1162 | I've been blocking things laying down, without breaking a sweat, for decades. Why should I change things now? | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
1163 | I've got schadenfreude issues. If I can't achieve my goals, I don't want anyone else to, either. | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
1164 | I'll have what she's having | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
1165 | I’m not repressed. I just block everything. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1166 | It's just like with my parents. They put me in the middle and make me pick a side. | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
1167 | I have nightmares about soccer announcers who scream "GOOOOOOOAL!!" | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1168 | A Freudian slip let the last goal through. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1169 | My mind keeps trying to block my goals. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1170 | Surprisingly, I was really great at dodgeball. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
1171 | So a goalie really should be a masochist? | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
1172 | So then he kicks the ball and I don't know what to expect...... but you know like I need to know. | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
1173 | It's a lot harder than it looks. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
1174 | Defensive? Me? Who would have thought it? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1175 | VAR has ruined couples therapy | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
1176 | He just doesn’t respect my boundaries | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
1177 | I feel like everyone just thinks I'm in the way. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
1178 | Why is it always on me to save the situation? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
1179 | I am here to talk about MY GOALS, not his! | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1180 | I feel under attack in my “safe space”. | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
1181 | But if I stop being so defensive, what then? | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1182 | Setting new goals is a good thing, right? | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1183 | I have a hard time making goals. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1184 | I feel like this penalty is unfair. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
1185 | What are my goals? That’s the problem. I have too many goals. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
1186 | I don’t know why I’m so defensive. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
1187 | I'm trying to draw a foul. Play along. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
1188 | I have this fear that my goal will be fulfilled | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
1189 | We’ve got plenty of time, Doc. That last play has been in VAR review since last Tuesday. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
1190 | Why can't I be like other soccer players and NOT use my hands? | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
1191 | That where we disagree. I think I can have a happy and fulfilling life without goals. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
1192 | Can you two hurry up? I've got a goal in life too. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
1193 | I know it's called a penalty shot, but it's not your fault. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
1194 | I was actually hoping for some extra time. | 1.2340 | 0.04644 | 94 | 73 | 20 | 1 |
1195 | Is it soccer or is it football. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
1196 | Coach says if this doesn’t help he’s calling my mother. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
1197 | How do I convince her that I’m a keeper? | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
1198 | I feel like I'm always on the defensive. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
1199 | So then I asked myself, "wait, Doug--is having no goals really a good thing for Doug?" And here we are. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
1200 | I seem to only attract men who want to stalk me and get into my net | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
1201 | But why should I care how others get their kicks? | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
1202 | What if it’s ME that’s blocked? | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
1203 | Coach doesn't understand me. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1204 | This isn’t what I meant when I asked for training at goal-keeping. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1205 | Id yelled”off sides!” then I heard Ego say,“who cares?” | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
1206 | I feel everybody is against me... | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
1207 | Sports psychologist called in to play for persecution complex | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
1208 | Father was distant, always downfield. Mother hovered, never far from the box. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
1209 | If my teammates can flop, I can flounder. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
1210 | You'll miss 100% of the shots you don't take. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
1211 | It's like he's intentionally sending me mixed signals. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1212 | Scoring? " | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
1213 | Timeout! I need to talk about why my Father never hugged me. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
1214 | I always get singled out for being the only one who can use their hands | 1.2329 | 0.04981 | 73 | 56 | 17 | 0 |
1215 | But then the kangaroo gave me her sweater. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
1216 | It's the middle of the game, I'm talking to Freud, and then there"s an insurance commercial” | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
1217 | The minute things are going well, I do something to sabotage my success. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
1218 | This goal makes me feel so small. I should have played hockey. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
1219 | But Doctor, I am Pele. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
1220 | I always loved baseball. Should I pursue baseball? | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
1221 | Goalie placed in Penalty Box! | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
1222 | It all started with those damned vuvuzelas. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
1223 | Is now a good time to say I chose the wrong sport? | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1224 | When I was a kid, I never said “I want to be the guy who shuts down other people’s goals.” | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
1225 | Everyone in my life tells me I’m so controlling that I end up blocking their goals. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1226 | I tried so hard to please him when he tells me it's soccer, not football. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
1227 | I'm still searching for my soooooooooouuuuuuul | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
1228 | Talk about time out. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
1229 | I'd say my biggest problem is procrastination. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
1230 | I understand it's a defense mechanism but can you just scooch your chair back about a foot? | 1.2317 | 0.04688 | 82 | 63 | 19 | 0 |
1231 | Best case he hits you in the head. | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
1232 | My wife says I'm always on the defensive. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
1233 | It might seem perverse, but I just love keeping people from achieving their goals. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
1234 | I just can't get up for this anymore." | 1.2315 | 0.05361 | 108 | 90 | 11 | 7 |
1235 | By blocking the goal, I'm also blocking my emotions. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
1236 | When coach said I needed to analyze my goal tending, I never imagined this! | 1.2308 | 0.04708 | 91 | 71 | 19 | 1 |
1237 | He strikes spheres into me. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
1238 | I know I’m not stupid but I feel like everything is over my head. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
1239 | And then my Mother says, 'Goalie Schmoley'... | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
1240 | And why do you think you've been feeling defensive? | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1241 | I can’t help it. I just wanted one little bite! | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
1242 | So Doc, I’m conflicted over this penalty kick, because I bear the entire weight of an infraction I had nothing to do with. | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1243 | What did Goethe say? | 1.2308 | 0.06301 | 78 | 65 | 8 | 5 |
1244 | So you're telling me my problem is I'm no-goal oriented? | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
1245 | It’s not what he kicked it’s HOW he kicked it… | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
1246 | It feels like I am constantly on the defensive. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
1247 | My goals were beyond this. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
1248 | I hate trying to live up to other people’s expectations! | 1.2300 | 0.04462 | 100 | 78 | 21 | 1 |
1249 | I shouldn’t have to defend my goals, right? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1250 | Why do I need to block things? I've become my father. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
1251 | It's just that my safety nets aren't what they used to be. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
1252 | I feel like I have no goal in life, and everything is passing me by. | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
1253 | Listen mate, time out’s over! | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
1254 | I think my goals in life are pretty obvious. | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
1255 | Thanks for seeing me at work. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
1256 | It's like I'm always performing for an audience. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
1257 | My life just seems like a series of blocks. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
1258 | No one recognizes my goals. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
1259 | So, where were we? Oh yeah, being more goal-oreinted. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
1260 | "I'm sad because people are booing me as we speak." | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
1261 | The recurring penalty shot dream seems so real. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
1262 | It always has to be about his goals. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
1263 | Maybe I'm over thinking this. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
1264 | I'm having this recurring nightmare where a man with the number ten on his back is kicking a ball at my head | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
1265 | At work it feels like the game is on the line and it's all on my shoulders. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
1266 | I just feel like I’m never able to set my own goals. | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
1267 | Dr. Goldberg, how would YOU feel after every mistake you made, an announcer would scream,”GOLLLLLLDBERG! | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1268 | I know I’m deflecting, but that’s literally my job. | 1.2286 | 0.05055 | 70 | 54 | 16 | 0 |
1269 | The session isn’t over, Doc, there’s stoppage time. | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
1270 | …..and my dad was always trying to explain the concept of offsides… | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1271 | Well Doc, it all started when I never hit in dodgeball | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1272 | I need my world cup to runneth over. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1273 | She said, "I wanna talk now." I said, "There's a time and a place." | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1274 | Do you think you might be blocking something in your past? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1275 | The dreams always end with the announcer shouting: "Goaaaaaaal" | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
1276 | I don't feel like trusting people's clear indications of their actions. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
1277 | Dive left, dive right, jump left, jump right? Analysis paralysis. Help! | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
1278 | So now I’m the keeper of what exactly? | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
1279 | I'm usually a very goal oriented person, but lately I don't know. | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
1280 | Maybe my problem is I don’t have any goals of my own. | 1.2273 | 0.06758 | 66 | 55 | 7 | 4 |
1281 | Until you read Handke's "The Anxiety of the Goalie at the Penalty Kick," you'll never understand my disorder. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
1282 | I've always had a problem setting realistic goals for myself. | 1.2273 | 0.04775 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
1283 | I do have other goals in life. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
1284 | I suppose this is what you'd call exposure therapy. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
1285 | I seem to have this feeling of impending doom | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1286 | I just don't know if this whole goalkeeper things gonna work out | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
1287 | I just feel like they're not respecting my space. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
1288 | Doc, these are the nicest extra minutes I've ever had. | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
1289 | But I self-identify as a 'soccer' player!" | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
1290 | You’re right. I have been using my hands as a defense mechanism. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
1291 | I feel like I don't do anything wrong but somebody is always taking a shot. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1292 | See, that's the thing, I don't want to be thought of as an obstructionist. | 1.2264 | 0.04299 | 106 | 83 | 22 | 1 |
1293 | I keep trying to tell myself that sometimes a goal is just a goal. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1294 | I like what you’ve done with your office. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
1295 | I just can’t let my guard down. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
1296 | So tell me about your goals | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
1297 | Your fifty minutes are up. | 1.2262 | 0.06189 | 84 | 71 | 7 | 6 |
1298 | I just think I’d be happier if I was able to stop defending the mistakes of others. | 1.2262 | 0.04592 | 84 | 65 | 19 | 0 |
1299 | My mother doesn't understand why I don't want any goals in life | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1300 | I just keep reminding myself, “when they go high, we go low.” | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
1301 | Finally, someone is asking me about MY goals. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
1302 | Sometimes I feel I overthink things. | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
1303 | I need help with my blocking | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
1304 | When I complain about not reaching my own goals, they tell me I'm being too defensive. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
1305 | My teammates keep telling me to stop it. | 1.2250 | 0.04698 | 80 | 62 | 18 | 0 |
1306 | I guess left, he goes right. I guess low, he goes high. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
1307 | I am constantly concerned that either a miss, or a save, could set off an international conflagration. | 1.2247 | 0.04449 | 89 | 69 | 20 | 0 |
1308 | They accused me of running out the clock. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
1309 | So this is confidential right? | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
1310 | I just feel like everyone avoids me. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
1311 | I feel like everyone around me is going somewhere and I'm just stuck in place. | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
1312 | I only got into this for the kicks. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
1313 | I didn’t cause the problem, why do I have to solve it. | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
1314 | I’m working on my goals. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
1315 | I feel like everyone sees me as an obstacle to their goals. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
1316 | last we left off you were talking about the pressure of your goals weighing on you | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
1317 | I told her, mom, being a goaltender is really stressful" | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
1318 | I know how much it hurts to lose. I don't want to be responsible for their suffering | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
1319 | I'm just not feeling this penalty kick. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
1320 | It's ok coach. I got this. | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
1321 | I just don't have any goals. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
1322 | Am I really paranoid if they keep kicking that ball at me | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
1323 | I just always feel like a ball is flying at my face. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
1324 | They make me wear a different-coloured shirt. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
1325 | It’s like they wish I weren’t here at all. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
1326 | I guess left, I guess right. No matter what, I'm wrong! | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
1327 | So am I a soccer player or a football player? | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
1328 | I keep seeing the goal, but that's not working for me. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
1329 | ...my teeth start falling out and then I wake up. Do you think that means top left or straight down the middle? | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
1330 | Senility shot. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
1331 | You SAID I could call you anytime! | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
1332 | It all started with my lack of goals. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
1333 | I think that maybe instead of just keeping I should try to start giving, you know? | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
1334 | The penalty is always on someone else, but I'm the one who gets shot at! | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
1335 | I just don’t feel I’m very goal oriented. | 1.2235 | 0.04844 | 85 | 67 | 17 | 1 |
1336 | I worry what happens to #10's life if I stop his shot. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
1337 | I need to reassess my goals in life | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
1338 | And then I think, what if he knows that I know that he knows that I know where he is going to shoot. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
1339 | They’re always invading my space. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
1340 | They said I needed a safety net | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
1341 | My whole life I've been using defense mechanisms. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
1342 | Everyone keeps taking shots at me, I feel attacked. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
1343 | I’ve always had trouble being goal oriented. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
1344 | thanks for seeing me, my performance anxiety is just so high right now. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
1345 | It’s a net ceiling doc. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
1346 | Sometimes I wish I could make my own goals, instead of stopping others from achieving theirs. I’m not a goalie, I’m a bully. | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
1347 | I need help with my defense mechanism. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
1348 | At least I'm buying 45 minutes of stoppage time. | 1.2222 | 0.05648 | 90 | 75 | 10 | 5 |
1349 | My wife says I'm nothing but net. | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
1350 | Coach: “JESUS CHRIST! TAKE THE SHOT! IT IS WIDE OPEN! HE’S LITERALLY LAYING ON A FUCKING COUCH! JUST TAKE THE SHOT GOD DAMMIT! OH MY GOD WE ARE GUNNA LOSE BECAUSE NUMBER 10 CAN’T MAKE A GODDAMN DECISION. HOLY SHIT YOU ARE SO FUCKING USELESS” | 1.2222 | 0.05648 | 90 | 75 | 10 | 5 |
1351 | I’m always getting in the way of my own goals. | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
1352 | We all got trophies, that’s why I’m here. | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
1353 | No on seems to care that I,too,have some goals I would like to achieve. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
1354 | Goals? I don’t have any goals | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
1355 | No, I don't think the shooter is my mother; I just don't want them to score. | 1.2222 | 0.05648 | 90 | 75 | 10 | 5 |
1356 | Mom always wanted a midfielder. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1357 | I feel like, if I make a mistake, I'll disappoint millions of people. | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
1358 | Just one more kick while I’m already down… | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
1359 | I don't know why I bother, I just end up getting in the way of everything. | 1.2222 | 0.04407 | 90 | 70 | 20 | 0 |
1360 | Wish I had a right foot of Ronaldo. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1361 | Sometimes I feel like I get in my own way. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
1362 | I’m not being defensive. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
1363 | It’s about time I start working on saving myself, for a change | 1.2222 | 0.04407 | 90 | 70 | 20 | 0 |
1364 | Be up in a sec. My therapist is helping me work on clearer goals. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
1365 | “Yes, yes… I think I’ll be ready to resume play once I’ve resolved my birth trauma, Oedipus complex, phallic fears, latency despondency, adolescence angst, identity confusion, failure to launch, and approaching midlife crisis.” | 1.2211 | 0.05831 | 95 | 81 | 7 | 7 |
1366 | I just don't know which direction to choose. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
1367 | I feel myself getting smaller and smaller. | 1.2209 | 0.05825 | 86 | 72 | 9 | 5 |
1368 | Shouldn't it really be more about MY goals? | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
1369 | You know, sometimes I feel like it all just keeps passing me by. | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
1370 | I struggle with goals in general. | 1.2209 | 0.05825 | 86 | 72 | 9 | 5 |
1371 | My mother said I wasn’t goal oriented | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
1372 | Actually, I'd rather not talk about goals, if you don't mind. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
1373 | I never seem to have enough time to do a great job. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
1374 | It's football-- I want a helmet and pads. | 1.2208 | 0.06303 | 77 | 65 | 7 | 5 |
1375 | Goal oriented perhaps, I just feel my net worth isn't being recognized" | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
1376 | Sometimes I feel like the entire world is watching me | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
1377 | We just go back and forth without making any progress. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
1378 | I feel so alone out here. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
1379 | I'm not saying I feel trapped, but just once, I'd love to run to the far end of the field. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
1380 | You have to let go of the past and just be in the moment | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
1381 | There are just so many balls in the air right now | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
1382 | If not this, what is your goal? | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1383 | I see diving and screaming and hand waving. Over and over. And I don’t know what to do. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
1384 | Goalies excel in mental blocks. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
1385 | What do you mean I have no balls? | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
1386 | The nightmare is always the same, Doc. The fans all call football soccer. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1387 | You keep saying I'm blocking,but isn't that what I'm supposed to do? | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1388 | It's not that I'm afraid of the ball - I think the ball's afraid of me. | 1.2198 | 0.05591 | 91 | 76 | 10 | 5 |
1389 | …Even the new guy at work wants to take a shot at me. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
1390 | I'm troubled with my career goals. | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
1391 | Sometimes I just feel like I'm the only thing standing between everyone and their goals. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
1392 | I can’t help feeling I should be doing something about my goals. | 1.2195 | 0.04599 | 82 | 64 | 18 | 0 |
1393 | Its been really hard letting people in | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
1394 | What Savior Complex? | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
1395 | I'm just not sure people will still love me if I really open up? | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
1396 | Four score and seven years ago... | 1.2193 | 0.04087 | 114 | 90 | 23 | 1 |
1397 | My bad. I meant, can we move our session to NEXT Tuesday. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
1398 | I just don't want to be so defensive any more. | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
1399 | I just don't get a kick out of this job anymore. | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
1400 | I'm concerned about being an obstacle in other peoples' lives. | 1.2188 | 0.05208 | 64 | 50 | 14 | 0 |
1401 | I want to play with their minds same way they play with mine. | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
1402 | Hey! Move! | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1403 | I just feel like I'm moving in the wrong direction. | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
1404 | I just don't get why we broke up. She said I was a keeper. | 1.2188 | 0.05208 | 64 | 50 | 14 | 0 |
1405 | My boundaries are just constantly at odds with his goals. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1406 | No… it’s not your parents. They will still love you. But if that ball goes by, I just don’t know how these fans will react” | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
1407 | I became a keeper to keep mother’s love. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
1408 | I've been so busy stopping other people's goals, I've never taken the time to achieve any goals for myself. | 1.2184 | 0.05991 | 87 | 74 | 7 | 6 |
1409 | I have this fear of flying objects. Can you help me? | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
1410 | I suppose I need to think outside the box | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
1411 | So, it’s goalkeeping vs my deep-seated need to be liked. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
1412 | Can you leave the couch? | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
1413 | Doctor, you were right! It really was just a defense mechanism. | 1.2179 | 0.04705 | 78 | 61 | 17 | 0 |
1414 | ‘Yes, I guess I am a little distracted today.’ | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
1415 | I seem to get in the way of other people's goals. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
1416 | I’ve always been too goal-oriented, Doc. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
1417 | My father would have dove left. | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
1418 | And when did your delusions of being a superstar goalkeeper first begin? | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
1419 | Have you ever had the feeling that achieving your goals means the others won’t? | 1.2178 | 0.04361 | 101 | 80 | 20 | 1 |
1420 | But, Doctor, why do you keep bringing up the goals in my life? | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
1421 | He's a 10, but he keeps kicking things at me | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
1422 | Well, it all began with mother. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
1423 | We'll tell you wben we can resume ! | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
1424 | I need to stop getting in the middle of things | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
1425 | I have this terrible fear of letting things in. | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
1426 | I identify as straight, but guys are always trying to score on me. | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
1427 | Coach told me to shrink the net | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
1428 | I think these sessions after missed goals are really helping. Can you keep your schedule open? | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
1429 | They said that I was pretending to be hurt. | 1.2169 | 0.04551 | 83 | 65 | 18 | 0 |
1430 | Is this my alter ego? | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
1431 | OK, this recreates the dream, but I'm still just not feelin' it. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
1432 | Is he still staring at us? | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
1433 | Do you think my goals are too big? | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
1434 | I just can’t call it football, I’m sorry.. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
1435 | My mother wanted me to be a goalkeeper, but now I'm not so sure. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
1436 | I don’t feel like I have any goals. | 1.2162 | 0.04818 | 74 | 58 | 16 | 0 |
1437 | I find I’m always jumping from one thing to the next. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
1438 | when you said life goals i didn't take it litteraly | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
1439 | I feel like I'm under constant attack, and at the same time blamed for the smallest mistake! | 1.2162 | 0.04818 | 74 | 58 | 16 | 0 |
1440 | I can’t keep my goals, Doctor | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
1441 | No, I can't tell you in which direction he will shoot the ball. It's confidential. | 1.2162 | 0.04818 | 74 | 58 | 16 | 0 |
1442 | Soccer, right? I mean, it's a round ball. But you do use your feet. Football? Uggggh. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
1443 | I always wanted to be a baseball catcher. | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
1444 | No way he gets minutes for stoppage time forsseeing his psychiatrist. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
1445 | But I did identify as the World Cup Champion. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1446 | Do you ever feel like everyone is watching you? | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
1447 | It's like I'm in a Wim Wenders' film. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1448 | I’m trying to psych out the other team . | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1449 | I’m working on being less defensive. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1450 | My dad always wanted me to play baseball. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
1451 | Well, I've been told that I have a problem with time management. | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
1452 | Doc,every time you tell me to leap upper left and every time the ball goes lower right | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
1453 | I hope we're not in his way. | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
1454 | I tend to be competitive. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
1455 | I sometimes feel like a caged animal. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
1456 | On field therapy does slow down the game a lot. | 1.2152 | 0.04653 | 79 | 62 | 17 | 0 |
1457 | Doc, I can’t shake this caged in feeling. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
1458 | Winning isn’t EVERYTHING - is it? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
1459 | You see, professor, I’m our last line of defense. If I fail, the unconscious erupts, civilization collapses - and the other team wins. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
1460 | I usually get a kick out of these sessions | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
1461 | Everyone keeps saying I'm too defensive. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
1462 | I keep a lot *in* as well as out | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
1463 | But where are MY kicks, Doc? | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
1464 | I feel all this pressure. I don't know what it is. I don't know if it will ever stop. | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
1465 | I’m on the field naked ,and my mother’s head is the ball taunting my outstretched foot. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
1466 | But how can I not have goals in life? | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
1467 | I'm tired of getting penalty for someone else's mistake. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
1468 | Move left, right, or stay in the middle—it's all so confusing. | 1.2143 | 0.04812 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
1469 | To dive right, or to the left, that is the question... | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
1470 | Why can't I just ignore the goals and live in the moment? | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
1471 | Sometimes I wonder if I’d benefit from a less goal-oriented workplace | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
1472 | My girlfriend doesn’t think I’m a keeper. | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
1473 | I dive left, I dive right... what does it really mean in the end? | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1474 | Explain to me again what Messi phobia is? | 1.2143 | 0.04812 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
1475 | If only my life wasn't so Messi. | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
1476 | It's not that I have a savior complex ... | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
1477 | No offense, Doc, but I think I really need a psychic. | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
1478 | Stop me if this is out of bounds. | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
1479 | Doc, let's look at my childhood on VAR. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
1480 | Am I in HIS head yet? | 1.2143 | 0.04812 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
1481 | It’s like they get a kick out of it. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
1482 | So you’re saying this is really my inner child feeling put in a defensive position? | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
1483 | #therapygoals | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
1484 | Actually, I have too many people in my corner. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
1485 | My center forward hates me. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
1486 | I can't understand why the press keeps writing that I constantly sabotage our games. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
1487 | I know, no matter what, I'm a keeper | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
1488 | I need the goal to shrink. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
1489 | So what's your goal for this game? | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
1490 | I mean, what am I really "Saving" anyway? | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
1491 | So I told the coach it was only a game…. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
1492 | My timing's been off lately. | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
1493 | All these years I thought I was playing rugby. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
1494 | So, you got off on the wrong foot with your father? | 1.2133 | 0.04762 | 75 | 59 | 16 | 0 |
1495 | Sometimes I wish the ball would just save itself, ya know? | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
1496 | I just feel like I don't have any goals in life... | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
1497 | But, I don't ask for approval when I achieve goals in my life. They just clap. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
1498 | You say I'm paranoid, but I know people are out there, ready to kick rounded-spheres at me, Doc. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
1499 | I guess I'm just not that goal oriented. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
1500 | What if getting goals… isn’t the only goal? | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
1501 | My coach thinks I’m a soccer player, but I grew up playing dodgeball. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
1502 | I'm just so sick of preventing people from achieving their goals. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
1503 | Doc - can you help me understand why I always feel so vulnerable | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
1504 | Maybe I am a little defensive, but it seems like everyone is always taking shots at me. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
1505 | But the big question is, "What are my goals?" | 1.2125 | 0.04602 | 80 | 63 | 17 | 0 |
1506 | But there is so much riding on this! | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
1507 | Why do I always feel like I am lying down on the job? | 1.2121 | 0.06301 | 66 | 55 | 8 | 3 |
1508 | How is this going to help my mommy issues?? | 1.2119 | 0.04792 | 118 | 99 | 13 | 6 |
1509 | I need to talk about MY goals. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
1510 | I'm sorry, doctor, if this may sound a bit defensive... | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
1511 | Hmm, very interesting. A man who's not looking to score. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
1512 | I’m thinking upper right, but then maybe lower left, or possibly straight on! | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
1513 | Something is keeping me from reaching my goal. | 1.2118 | 0.05820 | 85 | 72 | 8 | 5 |
1514 | My wife keeps telling me it’s good to have goals in life. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
1515 | It's just hard for me to want goals in my life. | 1.2118 | 0.04458 | 85 | 67 | 18 | 0 |
1516 | ….and I feel as though I’m missing the point! | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
1517 | Could it be I chose the wrong goal? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
1518 | I don’t know why I feel the need to stand in the way of others’ goals | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
1519 | It worked for Ted Lasso | 1.2113 | 0.06317 | 71 | 60 | 7 | 4 |
1520 | My life is an open net. | 1.2113 | 0.04879 | 71 | 56 | 15 | 0 |
1521 | I’m trying to visualize the outcome, Doc. | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
1522 | Is it football or is it soccer? Not knowing is driving me insane. | 1.2113 | 0.05990 | 71 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
1523 | Sometimes I feel like the whole world is watching me, waiting for me to make a mistake. | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
1524 | I have no problem keeping it out...I just can't let it in | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
1525 | I just feel I should be focusing more on *my* goals instead of everyone else’s. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
1526 | I have a catastrophic problem with boundaries. | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
1527 | Work is just so stressful right now. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1528 | This is just not the Football I imagined. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
1529 | It's like I'm always waiting for someone else to make the first move. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
1530 | So Doc, I have a problem, too many goals. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
1531 | It feels way too Freudian | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
1532 | My goals often differ from most. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 76 | 60 | 16 | 0 |
1533 | I feel I'm caught in a net and struggling to defend | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
1534 | Will this therapy help my knee? | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
1535 | Hey guys? Maybe convert to Telehealth for this session? | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
1536 | ...and I have this recurring dream that I'm surrounded by a faceless crowd that is becoming increasingly impatient while I go waffling on... | 1.2100 | 0.05374 | 100 | 85 | 9 | 6 |
1537 | I just can seem to get over my ongoing hallucination that I'm a goalie in The World Cup. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
1538 | So how does it make you feel they're trying to avoid you? | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
1539 | And then they kicked the ball just over my head, which reminded me of my dominating father … and finally they got the damn thing right in the net (sniff, sniff), which just symbolized my entire humiliating childhood … | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
1540 | I have no gggggggoooooooaaaaaalllllll in life. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
1541 | My mother thought this was my ticket to med school | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
1542 | I can't help but feel that everyone else is moving forward and I'm stuck in the same place | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
1543 | Double score does not exist | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
1544 | Trust me, I'm getting better at living in the moment, Doc | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
1545 | It's always #10 and I haven't done anything. | 1.2097 | 0.06560 | 62 | 52 | 7 | 3 |
1546 | Why do they all want me to fail? | 1.2097 | 0.05212 | 62 | 49 | 13 | 0 |
1547 | ‘Sometimes I can’t help but think I’m the only obstacle in the way of my goals’ | 1.2097 | 0.05697 | 62 | 50 | 11 | 1 |
1548 | Football is not football, a cup is not a cup, a rose is not a rose... | 1.2093 | 0.05758 | 86 | 73 | 8 | 5 |
1549 | Is it just me, or is -- in fact -- the whole world watching? | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
1550 | You've got to let me do this on my own, Dad!" | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
1551 | People say I can get very defensive. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
1552 | Does freezing their kicker make me a bad person? | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
1553 | Sorry to be so defensive, but maybe I keep my guard up for a reason. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
1554 | Doc, I’m losing it. I would rather stop the vuvuzelas than the penalty kick. | 1.2090 | 0.06214 | 67 | 56 | 8 | 3 |
1555 | I say football; he says soccer. Then, I get defensive. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
1556 | My mother told me not to use my hands. | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
1557 | My mother told me to block everything | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
1558 | Doc, I feel like I’m constantly under attack! | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
1559 | he says by blocking goals "I'm blocking people out of my life"... | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
1560 | That’s his goal, but it’s not mine. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
1561 | I couldn’t even save my marriage. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
1562 | I guess it really is all about goals in life. | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
1563 | I suppose this is another kind of 'header'. | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
1564 | The world is falling apart, but all I can think about is Lionel Messi. | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
1565 | That's all the time we have now, but we'll take this up again during extra time. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
1566 | I thought a lot about what you said last week about goals. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
1567 | I hate one to ones. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
1568 | I feel unsettled. Every 45 minutes my goal changes. | 1.2083 | 0.06235 | 72 | 61 | 7 | 4 |
1569 | You said I should stop being so defensive, but that only made things worse. | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
1570 | The rare Jungian defense | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
1571 | I was perfectly happy as an accountant but wife insisted I become more goal oriented. Now, I just block everything! | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
1572 | No, Doc! Soccer! Not sock her! | 1.2083 | 0.04820 | 72 | 57 | 15 | 0 |
1573 | I hope he's blocked too | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
1574 | Do you see Messi in the room with us right now? | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
1575 | Annnd we’ll be back with more on-field action right after this brief mental injury timeout. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
1576 | But who will save me? | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
1577 | In my nightmare the announcer speaks Spanish. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
1578 | You really think you can trick me into learning to deal with pressure like this?!? | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
1579 | Although not the greatest goalie- Edward soon became known as the most creative player in the league at flopping. | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
1580 | Well Doc, I am just tired of meeting goals. | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
1581 | It wasn’t my penalty… | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
1582 | Do you think it is healthy for you to prevent other people from reaching for their goals? | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
1583 | When I was small, the other kids always made fun of my knees. | 1.2078 | 0.04654 | 77 | 61 | 16 | 0 |
1584 | If we run long, will there be extra time? | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
1585 | I seem to be drawn to things that need saving. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
1586 | I try to set good goals but always stop short of achieving them. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
1587 | Why do I always have to do the saving? | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
1588 | It's just that ties are so... unfulfilling. | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
1589 | Suddenly I realized I didn't know my goal in life. | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
1590 | “But shouldn’t I try to get a grip instead of blocking everything out?” | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
1591 | I'm not going to hide behind the net anymore, Doc. I identify as a Striker. | 1.2073 | 0.04504 | 82 | 65 | 17 | 0 |
1592 | Didn't expect you to take me literally about not keeping score... | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
1593 | I sometimes feel I'm under a lot of pressure. | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
1594 | Why is everyone so obsessed with me? | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
1595 | The sports psychology—save it.” | 1.2069 | 0.05456 | 87 | 73 | 10 | 4 |
1596 | I think I'd do a lot better with some distance. | 1.2069 | 0.04664 | 87 | 70 | 16 | 1 |
1597 | I just don’t seem to be reaching my goals. | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
1598 | I just feel like I'm always in the way. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
1599 | Sometimes I feel like I need to let someone it. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
1600 | I’d feel empowered if I could wear the rainbow armband. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
1601 | I don’t want others to achieve their goals. | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
1602 | Here now? He's ALWAYS here. Always close, I can sense it. And he's trying to nail me in the nuts! | 1.2065 | 0.05687 | 92 | 79 | 7 | 6 |
1603 | Im a striker trapped in a goalkeeper’s body | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
1604 | What a Messi of a situation this is. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
1605 | I just don’t get why people are either saying that I’m too defensive or not enough. I just can’t win with these people. | 1.2063 | 0.05616 | 63 | 51 | 11 | 1 |
1606 | But then I realized the arbitrary nature of PKs reflects life’s ultimate futility and that OTs are the inauthentic construct. | 1.2063 | 0.06463 | 63 | 53 | 7 | 3 |
1607 | I have this fear of what's coming. | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
1608 | But is it soccer or is it football? | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
1609 | I feel like it's always up to me to clean up the mess made by others. | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
1610 | But I want to help people ACHIEVE their goals. | 1.2059 | 0.06130 | 68 | 57 | 8 | 3 |
1611 | My work mates all think I'm very defensive. | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
1612 | About goal keeping, I can get very defensive! | 1.2059 | 0.04940 | 68 | 54 | 14 | 0 |
1613 | So, this is one really crazy game, don't you think? | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
1614 | I don't feel as though I have a goal in life. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
1615 | They aim for my head! | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
1616 | So, you think everyone is trying to get one passed you? | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
1617 | Of course I'm conflicted! My goals are completely opposed to his goals! | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
1618 | '"THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY PSYCHING OUT THE TEAM." | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
1619 | If the ball is me and the goal is my father's affection; why am I spending so much time guarding the net? | 1.2055 | 0.04762 | 73 | 58 | 15 | 0 |
1620 | I’m feeling pressure from all sides. | 1.2055 | 0.04762 | 73 | 58 | 15 | 0 |
1621 | What do you mean, 'too defensive?' | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
1622 | I’m sensing a fourth wall. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
1623 | Why doesn’t my life have any free kicks? | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
1624 | It's always goalie this, goalie that. Never what are your goals. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
1625 | All I said was, "This is not football" | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
1626 | Lift your arm up - I think he’s going top right. | 1.2051 | 0.04602 | 78 | 62 | 16 | 0 |
1627 | I’d like to continue my work on narrowing my goal. | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
1628 | Everybody says I should focus on goals. | 1.2051 | 0.04602 | 78 | 62 | 16 | 0 |
1629 | I’m going to set some new goals this year. | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
1630 | Everyone is so goal-oriented around here. | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
1631 | I feel like people are always taking aim at me. | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
1632 | I just feel like I’m under constant attack. | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
1633 | See? Always answerable for the faults of others! | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
1634 | It’s starting to get personal. | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
1635 | Maybe I’m paranoid, but I feel like someone’s always trying to get something past me. | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
1636 | They can wait. We're still analyzing the last play. | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
1637 | Allowing stoppage time for mental health issues was way overdue. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
1638 | I understand exposure therapy, but can we talk about my penalty kick phobia in your office? | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
1639 | I just feel like everyone is always attacking me. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
1640 | It's all coming at me at once - the people, the ball. I don't think I can handle it anymore. | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
1641 | So last night I had this horrible dream that instead of being in goal at the World Cup during a pivotal moment for my country, I was in Arizona on a blind date with Kari Lake. | 1.2045 | 0.05636 | 88 | 75 | 8 | 5 |
1642 | I feel like no matter what we do, we get penalized. | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
1643 | When did you first think that people are trying to get something past you? | 1.2045 | 0.05636 | 88 | 75 | 8 | 5 |
1644 | How can I convince her I'm a keeper? | 1.2045 | 0.05636 | 88 | 75 | 8 | 5 |
1645 | Kicks I can handle. The penalty part drives me nuts. | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
1646 | Your son cannot claim that you completely impede his goals. | 1.2045 | 0.04617 | 88 | 71 | 16 | 1 |
1647 | …right now, for instance, I feel so…targeted. | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
1648 | I feel like I'm preventing people from achieving their goals. | 1.2045 | 0.04325 | 88 | 70 | 18 | 0 |
1649 | For an hour and a half, all I do is stand here. But if we lose, somehow it's all my fault. | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
1650 | You tell me, Doc. Are goals good or are goals bad? | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
1651 | And they have no faces | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
1652 | I guess I don't really deal with one on one confrontation well. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
1653 | Nobody acknowledges my goals. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
1654 | I feel like there’s just too much coming at me these days | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
1655 | You said it would help, doc, but I'm not seeing the net benefit. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1656 | Do you have a prescription doc, to block the bad things life throws my way | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1657 | Soccer seems to take up all of my time nowadays. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1658 | Have a safety net, they said… | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1659 | So by blocking the ball I'm really denying myself? | 1.2031 | 0.05069 | 64 | 51 | 13 | 0 |
1660 | I need help again with "off sides" | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
1661 | He said this is going to go right over my head | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
1662 | Football, soccer...? I'm so confused. | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
1663 | I’m in no rush to get to the point. | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
1664 | Feelings are always getting in the way. | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
1665 | I can see it, but it’s just out of reach | 1.2031 | 0.06748 | 64 | 55 | 5 | 4 |
1666 | It's always head games with him. | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
1667 | What do you mean, “your goal”? | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
1668 | What do you mean exactly by 'kicks'? | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
1669 | I can't stop putting up barriers.... | 1.2029 | 0.04877 | 69 | 55 | 14 | 0 |
1670 | Sometimes I feel caged in. | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
1671 | Your interpretation of my dream has changed soccer forever.” | 1.2029 | 0.05296 | 69 | 56 | 12 | 1 |
1672 | I just see my mom, every time, lining up on these penalty kicks. | 1.2029 | 0.04877 | 69 | 55 | 14 | 0 |
1673 | It's not just that the Brazilians score against me. It's that they look so good doing it. | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
1674 | So you mean it's just a mental block? | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
1675 | My past, present and future, all Messi | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
1676 | How can I go on?. He's a "10" And I'm only a "7" | 1.2027 | 0.04705 | 74 | 59 | 15 | 0 |
1677 | It's highly insensitive of you to ask me about my goals. | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
1678 | No, the full hour. They're just fans. They're used to being screwed. | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
1679 | I feel like I'm getting in the way of goals. | 1.2027 | 0.04705 | 74 | 59 | 15 | 0 |
1680 | And then it deflated... | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
1681 | In my dream my arm can touch the crossbar | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
1682 | It's exhausting – the stress! I can't be there for every one all the time. | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
1683 | What exactly is it that I’m saving? The illusion of a father’s love? | 1.2027 | 0.05083 | 74 | 60 | 13 | 1 |
1684 | Mind Games! | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
1685 | People are always taking shots at me and it's really affected my self confidence | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
1686 | So yes, I continue to have that dream where I’m at the World Cup in Qatar and I keep trying to get a Budlight. | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
1687 | What do you mean by “goal”? | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
1688 | I've never been able to trust my intuition. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
1689 | Being the only one who can hold the ball with his hands, it just gives me a rush of power. | 1.2025 | 0.04550 | 79 | 63 | 16 | 0 |
1690 | I’m a massive cunt | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
1691 | I'm afraid he knows about my fear of commitment. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
1692 | That’s not the kind of goal I had in mind. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
1693 | In situations like this I just don’t know which way to turn. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
1694 | I feel like I need to admit that I don't understand stoppage time. | 1.2025 | 0.04550 | 79 | 63 | 16 | 0 |
1695 | I just can't commit. Left, right, left, right. It's a no win situation. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
1696 | I just don't have any goals in my life. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
1697 | Within the grand scheme of things, does it really matter if one little ball occasionally gets through? | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
1698 | I never feel like I can really let my guard down, you know? | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
1699 | You ever feel like people just take shots at you all the time? | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
1700 | I just never wanted to see it go in. I always wanted to keep it out. It think that’s why I became a goalie. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
1701 | Just for once I’d like to know what it feels like to score a goal. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
1702 | A legitimate Individual Education Plan (IEP) for a soccer goalie during a penalty kick. | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
1703 | But I don't WANT to overcome my defense mechanisms! | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
1704 | But is a ball always just a ball? | 1.2024 | 0.05561 | 84 | 71 | 9 | 4 |
1705 | Can you stay? I’m very worried about what’s coming. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
1706 | I remember feeling ambivalent as a child... | 1.2024 | 0.04724 | 84 | 68 | 15 | 1 |
1707 | It doesn't feel worth saving when I'm always being misled | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
1708 | It’s all futile anyway, right? Sooner or later they’re going to score. I feel the net tightening around me but I’m still vulnerable. | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
1709 | If he scores on me they’ll take away my Rolls Royce. | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
1710 | You're the one who told me to relax more in the box! | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
1711 | Goals have been zooming past me my entire life. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
1712 | But a tie would be so much more Schrodinger. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
1713 | I don’t even know what’s left and right anymore. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
1714 | I feel like everyone's avoiding me. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
1715 | I feel like these goals were imposed on me | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
1716 | It wasn’t my fault! | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
1717 | With your help I've conquered my anxiety attacks, but I'm still absolutely clueless as to where he's going to kick the ball. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
1718 | I'm worried my goal is set too high. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
1719 | Maybe this isn’t the time to quiet quit. | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
1720 | Thanks for fitting me in. | 1.2000 | 0.05610 | 70 | 58 | 10 | 2 |
1721 | We keep talking until I can't deflect another question. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
1722 | And then when she tells me her mother's coming to town, and I fall to the ground and roll around, she accuses me of being dramatic." | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
1723 | Penalty kick, really? It wasn't a dive, just a Freudian slip. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
1724 | What do you think is getting in the way of a breakthrough? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
1725 | If he looks right, do I dive left? | 1.2000 | 0.06279 | 65 | 55 | 7 | 3 |
1726 | I have always questioned why they call the beautiful game. | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
1727 | I mean, how can I save anything when I can't even save myself? | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
1728 | Life is like soccer, without goals we have nothing! | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
1729 | I feel I'm blocking other people's dreams and goals | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
1730 | That’s when I realized that “You’re a keeper” wasn’t meant to be literal. | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
1731 | Do you think our little chat will make him hit the crossbar? | 1.2000 | 0.04674 | 85 | 69 | 15 | 1 |
1732 | Kick all you want we’re just going to close the gate. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
1733 | I have serious guilt issues with standing in the way of another's attempt to heal from a 'penalty'. And I hate my mother. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
1734 | Shoot it to me straight. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
1735 | I'm afraid of a Freudian slip. | 1.2000 | 0.06638 | 60 | 51 | 6 | 3 |
1736 | I feel like I’m trapped in a net, denying other people’s goals. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
1737 | No team member listens to me in our huddles, that’s why we are at the bottom of our division! | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
1738 | I called time-out because I need some stress relief caused by the political considerations attending this penalty Kick" | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
1739 | But if I block it, doesn't that keep him from his goals? | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
1740 | Every time this happens, I feel like I am being held responsible for someone else’s mistake. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
1741 | I feel guilty when we win because being defensive is my superpower. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
1742 | Everyone always takes cheap shots at me. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
1743 | I think it all started when they changed the name of the stadium to the Oedipus Complex | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
1744 | Why do I always dive the wrong way in my dreams? | 1.2000 | 0.05610 | 70 | 58 | 10 | 2 |
1745 | Should I go right, left or stay in the middle? | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 85 | 68 | 17 | 0 |
1746 | I keep wondering if this is soccer or football. | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
1747 | Stop talking about your goals, it's time for a penalty shot! | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 85 | 68 | 17 | 0 |
1748 | It's the same dream, I wake up and the box is gone. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
1749 | It's like, every problem at work ends up on me. | 1.2000 | 0.06279 | 65 | 55 | 7 | 3 |
1750 | I can't decide if it's Football or Soccer. | 1.2000 | 0.05610 | 70 | 58 | 10 | 2 |
1751 | Thanks for seeing me before 63,282 others. | 1.2000 | 0.05610 | 70 | 58 | 10 | 2 |
1752 | So I guess what I’m asking is, am I blocking the ball, or is the ball blocking me? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
1753 | 'Thanks for taking a field call.' | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
1754 | The left side of my brain says dive right, but my right side is indecisive. Why am I so conflicted? | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
1755 | The only way to reach my goals is not to have goals in the first place. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
1756 | I'm having terrible time trying to sleep at night Doctor. I keep hearing this voice screaming Scoooooooooore!!! | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
1757 | Just once I want to know what it feels like to kick the ball at someone instead of always having balls kicked at me. | 1.2000 | 0.05000 | 65 | 52 | 13 | 0 |
1758 | I feel my life is without any goal | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
1759 | There are some things, Doctor, that you will never understand. | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
1760 | My mother says I should be more goal-oriented | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
1761 | People are dressing up to look like me and then kicking a ball into my net. | 1.2000 | 0.05460 | 65 | 53 | 11 | 1 |
1762 | Didn't you hear that whistle!? Hellooo, time out is over. | 1.2000 | 0.04500 | 80 | 64 | 16 | 0 |
1763 | I jut can't seem to reach my goals. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
1764 | Of course I block my emotions! Blocking is what I do! | 1.2000 | 0.04815 | 70 | 56 | 14 | 0 |
1765 | How does your decision to dive left make you feel? | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
1766 | Am I being paranoid? I feel everyone is trying to get something by me. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
1767 | Can you show me one man who achieved all his goals? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
1768 | I just don’t know why I felt the need to choose a profession where my sole objective is to stop others success. | 1.2000 | 0.05000 | 65 | 52 | 13 | 0 |
1769 | If only I’d listened to the guy in row 112s screams and gone left, not right.. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
1770 | …and then I wake up… | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
1771 | I'm confused, Doc. Is it soccer or football | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
1772 | Am I playing football or is football playing me..? | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
1773 | How can I be open, when I’m always being put in a box. | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
1774 | - Everyone’s having a ball but me. Do you think I might be self penalizing? | 1.1978 | 0.05234 | 91 | 77 | 10 | 4 |
1775 | Work pressure has been high lately. Ten coworkers but they expect me to save the situation. | 1.1978 | 0.05234 | 91 | 77 | 10 | 4 |
1776 | You know I know and I know you know EVERYONE is trying to make me look bad! | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
1777 | I jus wanna kiik the ball, does that make me a bad person? | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
1778 | This guy just keeps trying to hit on me. And I don't like it! | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
1779 | I’m feeling very defensive lately. | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
1780 | Can I get a discount with a 5-minute session? | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
1781 | The way I see it, either way I jump, I'm going to fail. But if I don't ever jump... | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
1782 | I feel like everyone is constantly coming for me. | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
1783 | I know I'd be happier if I weren't standing in the way of other people's goals | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
1784 | People are always telling me that I stand in the way of their success and, well, I just don’t see it, Doc. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
1785 | Who am I to stop others from reaching their goals? | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
1786 | I need to get past this "target of disaffection" obsession. | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
1787 | I'm just so sick of the fans acting like I'm faking an existential crisis at pivotal moments in the match to gain a competitive advantage from the referee. | 1.1975 | 0.04785 | 81 | 66 | 14 | 1 |
1788 | Defensive!? He calls me defensive? Like he doesn't give me reasons to be defensive?" | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
1789 | I don’t see any way to achieve my goal | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
1790 | Mental preparation is my goal. | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
1791 | What do you mean, 1 extra time minute? We're making a breakthrough. | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
1792 | It's like they kick at me when I'm already down, and I just don't know what to do with that. | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
1793 | This therapist is a keeper! | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
1794 | You’re great but I wanted the goal to “Shrink” | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
1795 | We need to dial back the transparency, emotional availability, equity milestones we’ve achieved…at least until we beat Cameroon. | 1.1974 | 0.04596 | 76 | 61 | 15 | 0 |
1796 | I have this recurring nightmare that I’m holding up the game and everyone is watching. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
1797 | #MillenialGoalkeeper | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
1798 | I feel that the failure to block a goal is a rejection of my team's love. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
1799 | I can’t take it anymore, they keep kicking me in the balls! | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
1800 | Become a dentist! That’s all I heard growing up… | 1.1974 | 0.04596 | 76 | 61 | 15 | 0 |
1801 | Looks like we need to concentrate on your short-term goals. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
1802 | I keep getting these messy dreams | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
1803 | Doc, I just don't seem to be able to keep as many balls in the air as I used to. | 1.1974 | 0.04596 | 76 | 61 | 15 | 0 |
1804 | I feel like people are always Messi with me... | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
1805 | It seems that I'm always being attacked". | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
1806 | I don't really even like being the center of attention. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
1807 | So you think punching the ball is just a defense mechanism? | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
1808 | No way you can say this relates to sex doc ! | 1.1972 | 0.04755 | 71 | 57 | 14 | 0 |
1809 | But "10" is supposed to be MY lucky number !!! | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
1810 | But what if they really are just paying to see me? | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
1811 | Once again, how is this my fault? | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
1812 | Two things. You did nothing wrong to deserve this and I would dive right. | 1.1972 | 0.05890 | 71 | 60 | 8 | 3 |
1813 | This is only my first yellow card, and the analysis is doing wonders for my shot blocking. | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
1814 | I lack ambition, no goals. That's a good thing, right? | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
1815 | It was this or they were going to get rid of the locker room vending machine… | 1.1972 | 0.04755 | 71 | 57 | 14 | 0 |
1816 | But I'm supposed to be defensive, doc. | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
1817 | Same dream......the ball is coming right at me, and I freeze! | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
1818 | I feel like I'm always standing in the way of someone else's goal... | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
1819 | Goals? None, I hope. | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
1820 | But then my mother tells me my first instinct is always wrong. | 1.1970 | 0.04933 | 66 | 53 | 13 | 0 |
1821 | So you’re saying sometimes a ball is just a ball? | 1.1970 | 0.06556 | 66 | 57 | 5 | 4 |
1822 | Why a shot? Why not a pill? | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
1823 | The coach is paying you to analyze my blocks? | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
1824 | I have a fear of round objects...hitting me in the face. | 1.1967 | 0.05132 | 61 | 49 | 12 | 0 |
1825 | I don't know what it is doc., but it feels like people are always taking shots at me. | 1.1967 | 0.05132 | 61 | 49 | 12 | 0 |
1826 | Ok, I get it - you're trying to psych me out. | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
1827 | Deep down I'd rather be catching people. | 1.1957 | 0.05182 | 92 | 78 | 10 | 4 |
1828 | …so you can see I have a prosthetic left leg….. | 1.1957 | 0.05182 | 92 | 78 | 10 | 4 |
1829 | You're still blocking." | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
1830 | And when I woke up I was screaming; 'butterfingers, butterfingers!' | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
1831 | They say ‘just guess, it’s 50/50’ but I’ve worked so hard. There has to be more. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
1832 | Every time I set myself a goal, I just never end up keeping it. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
1833 | I just want to start with a clean sheet.” | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
1834 | I got laid off, my wife ran off with my best friend, my dog was run over, my car was stolen, my house burned down, my 401K tanked, my medical tests are all positive, and I was indicted for insider trading. But here’s the kicker. | 1.1954 | 0.05626 | 87 | 75 | 7 | 5 |
1835 | I'm only happy when I prevent people from accomplishing their goals | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
1836 | But the last time I “just let it go” everyone got so angry. | 1.1951 | 0.04403 | 82 | 66 | 16 | 0 |
1837 | To save ot not to save. That is the question. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
1838 | Time’s up. Let’s save this one for next time. | 1.1951 | 0.04733 | 82 | 67 | 14 | 1 |
1839 | I just can’t seem to step back and look at the big picture goal | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
1840 | And when he does that, I get all defensive… | 1.1951 | 0.05607 | 82 | 70 | 8 | 4 |
1841 | I hate to sound paranoid, but I think they really are out to get me. | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
1842 | Goals? I don't make them. | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
1843 | Every direction is just wrong! | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
1844 | It’s a mental block. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
1845 | I keep having this dream that I'm a famous goalie for a famous team in a famous country but my mother keeps screaming from the stands "You should 'a been a doctor" | 1.1948 | 0.05857 | 77 | 66 | 7 | 4 |
1846 | Frankly, I struggle with goals. | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
1847 | ..and I block the kick! We Win! It is Not a dream! | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
1848 | I feel the need to save everyone. | 1.1944 | 0.04697 | 72 | 58 | 14 | 0 |
1849 | If you would just shrink the goal, this conversation would be unnecessary. | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
1850 | I realize goals are important, but are they really worth all this kicking and screaming about? | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
1851 | So, you feel that you are actually supposed to be blocking. | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
1852 | I’m just not connecting with the ball in this heat… | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
1853 | I think my phobia started with my Lionel train set derailing. | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
1854 | I always feel like all eyes are on me. | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
1855 | Our time may be up, but I'm not allowed to move until he kicks it. | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
1856 | 'I'm feeling increasingly territorial of my space" | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
1857 | So you see doc, I’ve always felt mine were too small. | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
1858 | Yeah, year, he's going to need all the therapy he can get after I make this kick. | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
1859 | I feel everything depends on me | 1.1944 | 0.04697 | 72 | 58 | 14 | 0 |
1860 | Today, I'd like to talk about my goals! | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
1861 | I just feel like everyone else is so selfish. | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
1862 | In retrospect, the first half feels somehow meaningless. | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
1863 | Maybe it’s just me doc, but I could never eat pineapple on pizza. | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
1864 | What I need are some real goals in life." | 1.1944 | 0.04697 | 72 | 58 | 14 | 0 |
1865 | I just hate having to choose sides with him | 1.1944 | 0.04697 | 72 | 58 | 14 | 0 |
1866 | They will add time. He’s just faking it. | 1.1944 | 0.05814 | 72 | 61 | 8 | 3 |
1867 | ...but I always wanted to be a hockey goalie. | 1.1940 | 0.04868 | 67 | 54 | 13 | 0 |
1868 | I don’t know doc. I just feel personally attacked. | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
1869 | I just feel like everyone's achieving goals but me. | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
1870 | I know you traveling shrinks have a tight schedule, but really!! | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
1871 | I thought these World Cup games would move a little faster than this. | 1.1940 | 0.04868 | 67 | 54 | 13 | 0 |
1872 | The goalie was told he was blocked by his friendly shrink and he thought that was a good thing. | 1.1940 | 0.04868 | 67 | 54 | 13 | 0 |
1873 | I just feel like life is kicking balls my way and I don’t know how to catch them | 1.1940 | 0.04868 | 67 | 54 | 13 | 0 |
1874 | So this is why I am terrified of flopping. | 1.1940 | 0.04868 | 67 | 54 | 13 | 0 |
1875 | I just don't get it. The trophy should be a cup. | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
1876 | Is it the ball I’m trying to catch, or my father’s love? | 1.1940 | 0.06104 | 67 | 57 | 7 | 3 |
1877 | I understand a line has to be drawn, but why am I always on the wrong side of it? | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
1878 | Doc, I need direction. Right or left? | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
1879 | Everyone calls me goalie, but no one ask what my goals are. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
1880 | It just doesn't seem right that no one else gets to use their hands. | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
1881 | Imagine my adolescence. Never being able to score. I had change my goals. | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
1882 | Not only do I self-sabotage, I also try to prevent others from achieving their goals. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
1883 | I believe balls should be free to fly into nets if that is their desire. | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
1884 | My life is just such a Messi | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
1885 | Just can't make my mind up to go left or right. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
1886 | I have this recurring dream.... | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
1887 | I just feel like I'm stopping others from reaching their goals, while not making any of my own. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
1888 | He couldn’t hit the side of a barn | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
1889 | But what’s the point? | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
1890 | I’m not defensive. | 1.1930 | 0.06352 | 57 | 48 | 7 | 2 |
1891 | I pay you five hundred dollars an hour to tell me I'm blocking? | 1.1930 | 0.05274 | 57 | 46 | 11 | 0 |
1892 | Everyone seems to think I'm standing between them and their goals. | 1.1930 | 0.05274 | 57 | 46 | 11 | 0 |
1893 | Denial. | 1.1930 | 0.05274 | 57 | 46 | 11 | 0 |
1894 | I need to find a goal in life. | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
1895 | Doc, I feel like I may be heading for trouble. | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
1896 | It's just not fair. Strikers get all the credit. They score a winning goal and women want to have their children! I miss a penalty save and the fans want my scalp! | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
1897 | I feel like it's finally time to let my defenses down. | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
1898 | It's hard to let go. | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
1899 | Whatever the result, your mother will always love you. | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
1900 | So if I don’t stop his shot I worry about the social media reaction. | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
1901 | I really want to connect with my goals. | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
1902 | I'm very goal-oriented and I'm usually able to keep my eye on the ball, but sometimes I feel like I'm just not going anywhere. | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
1903 | I feel like my popularity is slipping away through my fingers. | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
1904 | Everyone but me gets a shot at their goal. | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
1905 | Left? Right? Left? Right? I can't take it anymore. It's worse than the election. | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
1906 | We usually fake physical injuries. Why do you suppose that is? | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
1907 | Sometimes to reach our goals, we have to let other people make theirs. | 1.1923 | 0.04491 | 78 | 63 | 15 | 0 |
1908 | Ever since I was a child, I've had this tendency to block things out. | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
1909 | She might've been a keeper, but she wasn't very goal-oriented. | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
1910 | This really isn’t what I thought ‘Ted Lasso’ was going to be about. | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
1911 | I’d be a lot less anxious if he moved back 20 yards. | 1.1923 | 0.04491 | 78 | 63 | 15 | 0 |
1912 | The stress at work is relentless and none of my co-workers ever jump in to help. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
1913 | Penalty shots give me angst. | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
1914 | The Goalie’s Anxiety at the Penalty Kick”, 1970 novel by Peter Handk | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
1915 | I am in a foul mood doc. | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
1916 | I just can’t move forward. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
1917 | I think I'm blocking others, rather than seeking my own goals | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
1918 | I think deep inside I want to miss. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
1919 | Penalty kicks are a recurring nightmare. | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
1920 | My goals have changed. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
1921 | Soccer goalkeepers probably have a better save percentage than do psychiatrists. | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
1922 | So this is the way you get your kicks? | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
1923 | Look, Doc, I could talk to you about this all day, but then it would just be added to injury time. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
1924 | Think of it as a goal not worth pursuing. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
1925 | I'm an outcast, all my friends are hands free. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
1926 | I'm tired of being so goal-oriented. | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
1927 | I really need to get my arms around it. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
1928 | I feel like I won't meet the expectations that people have of me, it's really detrimental to my mental health." | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
1929 | I always feel like I’m the only one able to actually handle the situation… | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
1930 | I’m sorry, but I don’t feel any closer to my inner child | 1.1918 | 0.04640 | 73 | 59 | 14 | 0 |
1931 | It’s so unhealthy, to succeed I have to keep him from scoring on me, when that’s all I really want. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
1932 | People tell me I should have goals and I'm like, No, actually, I should not. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
1933 | I accept it. I like being watched | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
1934 | I feel like everyone’s always looking at me. | 1.1912 | 0.06021 | 68 | 58 | 7 | 3 |
1935 | If I go left, I am acknowledging my father's anger. Go right, and it's my mom's apathy. | 1.1912 | 0.06021 | 68 | 58 | 7 | 3 |
1936 | How could I have missed that shot. It was straight as a cigar. | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
1937 | The guilt is killing me; I can use my hands all I want. | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
1938 | I keep having this nightmare about running for 45 minutes and getting nowhere. | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
1939 | I can't decide if I am playing football or soccer. | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
1940 | I feel bad for blocking the goal. It's all my fault they cannot score. | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
1941 | Why am I so compelled to block the goals of my fellow man? It must stem from my childhood. | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
1942 | I mean they call THIS soccer!? We are the ones who actually play with our feet!! | 1.1912 | 0.06021 | 68 | 58 | 7 | 3 |
1943 | When did you start having these World Cup nightmares? | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
1944 | Obviously, you've had too many goals in your life. | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
1945 | If a tie equates to kissing your sister,am I wrong for thinking I should let him score? | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
1946 | The other team hates me. | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
1947 | ‘Ole ole’ makes me feel like dancing. | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
1948 | I understand how important goals are. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
1949 | Doc, I have a mental block about blocking the ball. | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
1950 | I feel like everyone out here is trying to decieve me. | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
1951 | I’ve got this incredible urge to move the goalpost | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
1952 | But I really meant to say pitch. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
1953 | It’s like everyone looks right past me | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
1954 | I have this recurring nightmare that someone is kicking a ball in my face. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
1955 | I want to act boldly but feel truly ready first. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
1956 | I feel like things keep hurtling towards me and I don't know how to stop them. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
1957 | All my life it’s been soccer!?! | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
1958 | I have a recurring nightmare that I’m an insurance agent. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
1959 | No offense, Doc, but what I really need right now is a Psychic! | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
1960 | What does ‘head case’ even mean? | 1.1899 | 0.04441 | 79 | 64 | 15 | 0 |
1961 | Sometimes I don't know way I should go, Doc. Sometimes I do, sort of, but usually I don't, you know ? | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
1962 | I feel like I'm standing in the way of my goals. | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
1963 | I'm conflicted Doctor, is the penalty on me or him? | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
1964 | It's this recurring dream. I'm supposed to play, but am stuck on a couch and cannot stop speaking with a psychotherapist. | 1.1899 | 0.05719 | 79 | 68 | 7 | 4 |
1965 | Common Keeper, your delaying tactic is way offside! | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
1966 | Yes, having realistic goals is the key to happiness | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
1967 | Sometimes I feel like I’m just one big defense mechanism. | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
1968 | I always get too defensive. | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
1969 | So what is my goal in life? | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
1970 | I just always feel like people are trying to get things past me, but I'm stuck here. | 1.1899 | 0.04441 | 79 | 64 | 15 | 0 |
1971 | I'm tired of being the only one with the helping hand. | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
1972 | Turns out... having no goals in life does not make one a good goalie. | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
1973 | Is it really a "friendly" if they shoot at me? | 1.1899 | 0.05120 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
1974 | I wake up in the middle of the night hearing Goaaaaal! Please make it stop. | 1.1899 | 0.05120 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
1975 | I keep getting in the way of my goals. | 1.1897 | 0.05746 | 58 | 48 | 9 | 1 |
1976 | I just feel like I’m dropping the ball lately. | 1.1897 | 0.05193 | 58 | 47 | 11 | 0 |
1977 | When exactly did you decide that you wanted to play goalie for the Iranian National Team? | 1.1897 | 0.05193 | 58 | 47 | 11 | 0 |
1978 | I feel like it might be time for me to lower my defenses. | 1.1897 | 0.05193 | 58 | 47 | 11 | 0 |
1979 | I’m protecting the net, but who’s protecting me? | 1.1897 | 0.05746 | 58 | 48 | 9 | 1 |
1980 | ‘ Even with one leg I still hope to make the team’ | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
1981 | I'm really trying to become less goal-oriented | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
1982 | Who am I to stand in the way of a man's goals? | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
1983 | Just the opposite....too many goals is my problem. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
1984 | I feel like nobody backs me up . . . | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
1985 | No, my mother was a center forward. My father was the sweeper. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
1986 | ... you know, Handke actually never met Milosevic, however... | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
1987 | When is someone going to save ME? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
1988 | Does he have to yell goooooooal every time? | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
1989 | I think I often block things out as a defense mechanism. | 1.1884 | 0.04742 | 69 | 56 | 13 | 0 |
1990 | What I really need help with is goal *setting*. | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
1991 | My life is just one big Messi. | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
1992 | I got nothin'. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
1993 | If you stay long enough, the game will be over | 1.1884 | 0.04742 | 69 | 56 | 13 | 0 |
1994 | My ego wants me to block shots but my superego gets in the way. | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
1995 | Hasn’t been the same since they added a life coach to the payroll. | 1.1884 | 0.04742 | 69 | 56 | 13 | 0 |
1996 | I Keep dreaming about being a butterfly. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
1997 | I keep getting the feeling that I’m being watched. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
1998 | Well, yes, I have been keeping others from pursuing their goals, but no, I can't say I feel all that bad about it. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
1999 | It just feels like they’re always trying to avoid me. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
2000 | He is MESSI-ng with my mind. | 1.1884 | 0.05939 | 69 | 59 | 7 | 3 |
2001 | Doc, I need help figuring out my goals. | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
2002 | I’d like to extend this session. | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
2003 | It just feels like my father’s goal, not my goal | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
2004 | I can't decide whether I should dive left or right. | 1.1882 | 0.04265 | 85 | 69 | 16 | 0 |
2005 | I was told that this was the best position for my martyr complex. | 1.1882 | 0.05674 | 85 | 74 | 6 | 5 |
2006 | I can’t get past this… | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2007 | As a teenager, I was never able to score. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
2008 | ...and as I am about to block the ball, it says to me: So, why haven't you called? It's been two weeks. I thought you were dead. But don't worry about me. I'll just worry myself to death. Who am I anyway? Just your mother. | 1.1875 | 0.05652 | 80 | 69 | 7 | 4 |
2009 | My life has no goal. | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2010 | I just wanted a beer. | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2011 | I'm just stuck in a box. | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2012 | Not only do I feel confined,it’s like half the world is rooting for me to fail. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
2013 | I'm just not sure now is the right time to be less defensive. | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
2014 | It's like I'm not even here. | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
2015 | I just can't shake the feeling that someone is trying to hurt me. | 1.1875 | 0.04391 | 80 | 65 | 15 | 0 |
2016 | The no-score draw used to be my go-to fantasy. But in the real game it feels so lame. | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2017 | My ID say left, but my EGO leans right? | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2018 | If the goalie can’t handle the pressure he should play pickle ball” | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
2019 | My mother? She would shoot for the top left. Why do you ask? | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
2020 | I’m afraid you will move the couch to one side then he can make an easy goal. | 1.1875 | 0.05398 | 64 | 53 | 10 | 1 |
2021 | the word ‘nil’ haunts me. | 1.1875 | 0.06250 | 64 | 55 | 6 | 3 |
2022 | I dream of two balls at once | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2023 | Between you, me and the goal post, I always plan a dramatic fall for the penalties. | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2024 | I know it's a technically Doc, but Injury Time can be used for both physical "AND" mental issues. | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2025 | Since I've read "The Goalie's Anxiety at the Penalty Kick", it's just not the same... | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2026 | Why would fake a foul? I just feel there's no trust between us anymore. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2027 | I dream that I will die from a severe blow to the head! | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2028 | It’s just all above my head. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2029 | I feel useless at work Doc, everyone else runs around kicking the ball , Me I do Nothing | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
2030 | If I block the kick, half the people hate me. If I let it go, the other half hate me. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2031 | Why's everybody always kicking on me? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2032 | He always goes for the upper left corner. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2033 | Could you find me some ways to deflect serious trauma | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2034 | I just feel like I'm trapped in a series of boxes. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2035 | Thank you doctor!!! I finally am ok that other people can have their goals too”! | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
2036 | You can tell him that we just got started and he'll just have to wait another 49 minutes. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2037 | I have this irrational fear of important things passing me by. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2038 | I'm afraid we've come to the end of our session...but there will be seven minutes of extra time. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2039 | When it comes to your id and ego, it seems like you're offsides. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2040 | Ultimately, I am the Goal | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
2041 | It was a 'knee moment' in my career, but all everyone cared about was politics!! | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
2042 | I feel ashamed when other people achieve their goals. | 1.1864 | 0.05114 | 59 | 48 | 11 | 0 |
2043 | I feel I’m preventing everyone from achieving their goals. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2044 | So, I was thinking, my passion for lunging at ... well, maybe I'm not cis gender after all. | 1.1860 | 0.04533 | 86 | 71 | 14 | 1 |
2045 | I’ve unconsciously suppressed the ability of feeling psyched up. | 1.1860 | 0.05363 | 86 | 74 | 8 | 4 |
2046 | My whole existence is denial of other people’s goals. Stop this. Stop that. Don’t let anything get past you. Never something positive. None of my wants and needs matter. And nothing was ever good enough for my father. Always . . . . | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2047 | I had a dream I was playing football | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
2048 | Every four years I have nightmares that keep repeating best out of five. Help me doc. | 1.1857 | 0.04682 | 70 | 57 | 13 | 0 |
2049 | If I could just figure out which way! | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
2050 | I’m NOT blocking! | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
2051 | This was not how our last referee did things…. | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
2052 | ...by 'Running Out the Clock' I've gained deep insight into 'Game Over'..." | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
2053 | I hate this bullshit where Americans pretend to give a fuck about soccer for a week. | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
2054 | The problem is that I'm basically a conflict avoider. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
2055 | I have a terrific safety net and I still can't sleep at night. | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
2056 | And that's when I found out, if i was stationed at Camp LeJeune between 1953 and 1988 I could be owed significant compensation.... | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
2057 | This new video assist referee is really bringing up some parental issues. | 1.1857 | 0.04682 | 70 | 57 | 13 | 0 |
2058 | Again, what is the goal of this? | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
2059 | Hey! Let's not overthink this! | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
2060 | My Mom always said that Annette was a keeper..... | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
2061 | There’s just a lot being thrown at me lately | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
2062 | The penalty is always on someone else, but I'm the one they shoot at! | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
2063 | I know you said not to block my feelings, but I can't help it with my job | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
2064 | ...but it just feels like I'm always the one actually being penalized. | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2065 | I just feel like everyone is watching me. | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2066 | So, why do you think you keep seeing Pele in your dreams? | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2067 | When I feel attacked,my natural instinct is to get defensive. | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2068 | I'm going through a Messi divorce | 1.1852 | 0.05586 | 81 | 70 | 7 | 4 |
2069 | I am pathologically indecisive. Should I dive to the right or to the left? | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2070 | +60 stoppage time, charged double for travel. | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2071 | I keep doing the same thing but expect a different result... Is that so crazy? | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2072 | Doc, can you explain to me why I always end up here. I'm an NFL referee | 1.1852 | 0.05586 | 81 | 70 | 7 | 4 |
2073 | So sports psychology really is a thing? | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2074 | Penalty kicks are totally head games. | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2075 | Number 10 waiting to Freudian slip it into the net | 1.1852 | 0.06515 | 54 | 46 | 6 | 2 |
2076 | I'm the coach, how could I possibly be in the way of my team's success? | 1.1852 | 0.04343 | 81 | 66 | 15 | 0 |
2077 | I'm willing to let my guard down and be vulnerable within established boundaries. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2078 | I mean, can you believe FIFA did that? | 1.1848 | 0.04069 | 92 | 75 | 17 | 0 |
2079 | And what are your most important goals? | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
2080 | I have no goals and, quite honestly, don’t want to have any. | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
2081 | So you’re saying my Messiah Complex is a plus? | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
2082 | If everyone could use their hands, I wouldn't feel so guilty. | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
2083 | The goalie needs some treatment. | 1.1846 | 0.04850 | 65 | 53 | 12 | 0 |
2084 | Doctor Whacko, you have no idea of the STRESS | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
2085 | Suddenly I’m terrified by little UFOs looking like soccer balls coming at me. | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
2086 | I’m trying to not be so goal-oriented | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
2087 | My team's goals feel impossible to defend. | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
2088 | Doc, I am seriously Messi’d up! | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
2089 | I have problems opening up." | 1.1842 | 0.04852 | 76 | 63 | 12 | 1 |
2090 | I block the soccer balls because I'm in love with Annette and I don't want her to get hurt. | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2091 | I dont want to be alone anymore | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2092 | I WANT to be one with the ball.... | 1.1842 | 0.04476 | 76 | 62 | 14 | 0 |
2093 | Tell them we can resume once I've found myself. | 1.1842 | 0.04852 | 76 | 63 | 12 | 1 |
2094 | So how does that make you feel? | 1.1842 | 0.05528 | 76 | 65 | 8 | 3 |
2095 | I can tell I'm blocking something out. | 1.1842 | 0.04852 | 76 | 63 | 12 | 1 |
2096 | Everyone's against me. | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2097 | I'll swear my co-workers are trying to avoid me. | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2098 | So what's on HIS mind? | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2099 | I just can't shake the anxiety that you are offsides | 1.1842 | 0.04852 | 76 | 63 | 12 | 1 |
2100 | I feel like I’m being too defensive. | 1.1842 | 0.04852 | 76 | 63 | 12 | 1 |
2101 | Let’s talk about my agoraphobia today | 1.1842 | 0.05528 | 76 | 65 | 8 | 3 |
2102 | I think it was my mother who caused me to fixate on goals. | 1.1839 | 0.04486 | 87 | 72 | 14 | 1 |
2103 | I feel like I'm an obstacle to other people's success. | 1.1839 | 0.04486 | 87 | 72 | 14 | 1 |
2104 | I'm always pushing things away. | 1.1839 | 0.04775 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
2105 | Hmmm... "I missed the ball." Now, what does that REALLY mean? | 1.1839 | 0.04775 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
2106 | It all started when my mom began to send me red cards for Christmas." | 1.1833 | 0.05038 | 60 | 49 | 11 | 0 |
2107 | It turns out that building walls around myself doesn't actually help me stop the ball. | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 50 | 9 | 1 |
2108 | I don’t get it. She says I’m constantly on the defensive! | 1.1833 | 0.06056 | 60 | 51 | 7 | 2 |
2109 | I feel like people are always trying to score on me | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
2110 | I get the feeling people are watching me when I'm at work. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2111 | Sometimes it feels like my whole life is a violation of the offside rule. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
2112 | I want to have the thrill of being in the goal box,but I am not sure I can handle the pressure of a win. | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
2113 | Why don't we save that for next week? | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
2114 | A penalty kick leaves me in the self-loathing or self-love position. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2115 | No one ever talks to me about MY goals. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2116 | My dad called it football, but my mother…she always insisted it was “soccer.” | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2117 | I just feel like I have too many balls in the air | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
2118 | I feel like people are always attacking my reputation. | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
2119 | So fair a foul I have not seen! | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2120 | Look, I never touched you and you know it. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
2121 | So you reckon this is the best moment to come out? | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2122 | Tell me again, Why shouldn't I take it personally? | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2123 | Everyone should have a chance to make their goals, and my only job is to prevent that. Does that make me a bad person? | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
2124 | Just because guys score once in a while doesn't mean I think THEY'RE sleeping with my mother. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2125 | In the grand scheme of things, what really is the significance of goals?! | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2126 | I wish I could just zoom out in high pressure, stressful situations | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
2127 | It’s always ‘Save this! Save that!’, when is someone gonna save me? | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
2128 | I feel like I put myself in difficult positions. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
2129 | I just keep getting the feeling that I’M the target | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
2130 | I'm tired of being so goal orientated, day after day. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2131 | I feel like i'm only ever stopping others from reaching their goals | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2132 | I need to get my head in the game. | 1.1829 | 0.04296 | 82 | 67 | 15 | 0 |
2133 | I'm finally figuring out that the world doesn't revolve around me and my feelings. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2134 | Everywhere I look there are people kicking balls at me. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2135 | I feel like people put me in a box. | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2136 | You said goals, I guess I took it literally. | 1.1818 | 0.05461 | 77 | 66 | 8 | 3 |
2137 | I think my inferiority complex comes from mother telling me that Jesus saves us even if I don't. | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
2138 | The other team says I'm too defensive." | 1.1818 | 0.04135 | 88 | 72 | 16 | 0 |
2139 | I dream that I've got the whole world in my hands. | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
2140 | Up to now I never understood fantasy football. | 1.1818 | 0.05855 | 55 | 46 | 8 | 1 |
2141 | Doctor, I'm envisioning the ball going above the net, I hope that works! | 1.1818 | 0.04424 | 77 | 63 | 14 | 0 |
2142 | I don't want to hurt his feelings but what am I, some kind of push-over? | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
2143 | All my life I have had to block things out and it seems to be getting worse. | 1.1818 | 0.04784 | 66 | 54 | 12 | 0 |
2144 | It just isn't fair that I have to stress for someone else's foul. | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
2145 | I stop others’ goals. | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
2146 | Waiting for a Breakthrough | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
2147 | Mother was always telling me to pursue my dreams and keep my goals. | 1.1818 | 0.04784 | 66 | 54 | 12 | 0 |
2148 | you can't help him with what he's got to face | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
2149 | I'm always in the way of others reaching their goal. | 1.1818 | 0.04784 | 66 | 54 | 12 | 0 |
2150 | What if a ball isn’t just a ball? | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
2151 | I think that I'm too much in my head when I'm playing. | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
2152 | I just feel like everyone is out to get me. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
2153 | My Mom took my soccer ball away......... | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
2154 | I feel like everyone’s out to get me, Doc. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
2155 | But they won’t stop kicking those balls at me. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2156 | Help me out, Sigmund. Look at him. Will he kick left or right? My left or right? | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
2157 | She says its always about me. | 1.1818 | 0.05855 | 55 | 46 | 8 | 1 |
2158 | Coach told me to work on being defensive. | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
2159 | The Free Association Penalty Kick | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
2160 | Everyone’s always telling me to block the ball but nobody asks me about my mental blocks I’ve been working through. | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2161 | I feel selfish...day in and day out I stop others from reaching their goals." Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, Oregon | 1.1818 | 0.05461 | 77 | 66 | 8 | 3 |
2162 | I just don't want to stand it the way of someone achieving their goal. | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
2163 | It all started kicking a can down the road | 1.1818 | 0.05855 | 55 | 46 | 8 | 1 |
2164 | I don’t need an intervention, I need knee surgery. | 1.1818 | 0.04424 | 77 | 63 | 14 | 0 |
2165 | I'm worried that all my life amounts to nothing. | 1.1818 | 0.06072 | 66 | 57 | 6 | 3 |
2166 | I always get anxious on penalty kicks. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
2167 | My mother says I'm too defensive. | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
2168 | Lately you’ve been showing up in my anxiety dreams. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
2169 | So what I'm hearing is that there really is NO free in free kick. | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
2170 | I'm fearful of the 10 to 1 odds. | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
2171 | I feel they are always picking on me. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 55 | 45 | 10 | 0 |
2172 | I feel a little exposed. | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
2173 | I'm terrified of shots. | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
2174 | Then my mother said why don't you stop all the balls from going in | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
2175 | I tried the cigar. | 1.1818 | 0.05766 | 77 | 67 | 6 | 4 |
2176 | I feel like you just want me to keep stalling until your overtime rates kick in." | 1.1818 | 0.04424 | 77 | 63 | 14 | 0 |
2177 | The Cross bar isn’t literally angry with you | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
2178 | But doc if life isn't a spectator sport then why are we a New Yorker cartoon ? | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
2179 | I feel like I am being targeted! | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2180 | So, doc, you're saying it's not a Freudian slip when I dive right when the ball goes left? | 1.1807 | 0.04249 | 83 | 68 | 15 | 0 |
2181 | It feels like all I do is stop people from their goals... | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2182 | « I’m done with being defensive. » | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2183 | The last goal was a Freudian slip. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2184 | … and since I felt that the world was out to get me anyway, I thought I might as well get paid for it, by being a goalie! | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
2185 | The Goalie's Anxiety at the Penalty Kick by Peter Handke, A Film by Wim Wenders | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
2186 | You have one practice shot and that is it. Then we will play for real. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2187 | We’ve got a 9 goal lead so I’m not that worried about it | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2188 | Sometimes I just feel so put-upon. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
2189 | I'm trying to maintain a work/life balance. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2190 | And when did you develop this feeling that everyone is kicking balls at you? | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
2191 | I don’t feel I’m achieving my goals in life | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
2192 | How will randomly adding seven minutes to our session help unpack all my defensive issues? | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
2193 | I feel like I’m always paying for other people’s mistakes. | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
2194 | I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm so defensive. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2195 | ... and I'm in this dead-end job. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
2196 | I never liked soccer--my father pressured me into playing. | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
2197 | I got off on the wrong foot. How do I show them I'm a keeper? | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2198 | Well first I didn’t have any goals in life and now I have too many. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2199 | I feel like nobody cares all year and then suddenly the whole world is watching me! | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
2200 | My father was a fisherman. | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
2201 | …and when he kicked it at me I took it personally. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2202 | I think it comes down to a fear of commitment. | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
2203 | I know I have to live by nil-ilism but sometimes I have real doubts. | 1.1803 | 0.04963 | 61 | 50 | 11 | 0 |
2204 | I just don't know-should I go left, should I go right, why have I got a dumb ball cap on? | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
2205 | Are the whole world's eyes in the room with us? | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
2206 | But isn't blocking a good thing? | 1.1802 | 0.04087 | 111 | 93 | 16 | 2 |
2207 | I am white, from Kansas and born in the United States. Why am I here? | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2208 | What is preventing your from reaching your goals? | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2209 | I need you put the block we removed BACK IN and fast! | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2210 | Football is a beautifully mental game | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2211 | Is this what they mean by "stoppage time"? | 1.1795 | 0.04373 | 78 | 64 | 14 | 0 |
2212 | I’m dreaming, right? | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2213 | It all comes back to mother. She said jump and I’d jump. | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2214 | Doesn’t your brother wear number 10 on his jersey? | 1.1795 | 0.05396 | 78 | 67 | 8 | 3 |
2215 | Pay them no mind. | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2216 | My job has me constantly on the defensive. | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2217 | I’m up one second, down the next. | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
2218 | Is it called football or is it called soccer? No one knows and it's driving me crazy. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
2219 | I live in constant fear of one word: GOOOOOOOOOOAL! | 1.1791 | 0.05987 | 67 | 58 | 6 | 3 |
2220 | You see doc it started when I was a kid | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
2221 | I have an irrational fear that doctors will set up a major athletic event around me without my knowledge. What do I do, Doc? | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
2222 | I'm feeling such anxiety, Dr. Handke | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
2223 | I keep having the same dream of getting violently struck by a soccer ball. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
2224 | When my parents used to fight and throw things, I was placed safely in a playpen. | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
2225 | i keep having this recurring dream that Pele is on the other team | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
2226 | It all started with Ted Lasso. | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
2227 | Even Spiderman says I'm nuts, Doc. | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
2228 | They kick; I block. They kick; I block. I'm starting to worry that I'm an enabler in this relationship. | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
2229 | My mother always said to pursue my goals. | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
2230 | « Ah, so you say it’s fine to make mistakes. » | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
2231 | It started when I was three and my dad said "Do you want to play soccer?" and I hit my sister. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
2232 | How can I not feel guilty if it is called a penalty? | 1.1786 | 0.06297 | 56 | 48 | 6 | 2 |
2233 | If he tries to kick that ball in here again I'm going to go nuts! | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2234 | This really isn’t helping to desensitize my obsession over life goals. | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2235 | The other team gives me anxiety. | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2236 | My multiple personalities have never helped me stop shots but having you and a couch here has really improved my net coverage. | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2237 | I have always been very no goal oriented " | 1.1782 | 0.04537 | 101 | 86 | 12 | 3 |
2238 | Yes, doctor. I've been defending aggressive behavior for years. | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
2239 | I need to stop being such a hands-on guy. | 1.1781 | 0.04509 | 73 | 60 | 13 | 0 |
2240 | So why do you feel like everyone is trying to bypass you? | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2241 | It's more like I'm preventing my goals from happening. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2242 | I often feel I'm in the way. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2243 | That's Messi. He can afford to wait. | 1.1781 | 0.05962 | 73 | 64 | 5 | 4 |
2244 | Ouch, he needed a coach, not a couch. | 1.1781 | 0.05962 | 73 | 64 | 5 | 4 |
2245 | Why should I be penalized by society for not achieving my goals? | 1.1781 | 0.04509 | 73 | 60 | 13 | 0 |
2246 | I can't sleep with all that noise. | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
2247 | I really need to set goals | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2248 | It was a 0-0 tie and we lost!! I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND!! | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2249 | Do you have a bigger couch? | 1.1781 | 0.04509 | 73 | 60 | 13 | 0 |
2250 | "It's driving the deer crazy. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2251 | Technically I'm supposed to get 60 minutes plus stoppage time... | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2252 | I get to a point, but then I feel like I’m blocking | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2253 | I don't handle rejection well. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2254 | And they keep coming and coming and coming at me. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2255 | I feel like I’m always pushing things away…never letting anything in. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2256 | Doc, I'm afraid that guy is trying to put something past me. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2257 | It is unconscionable to stop people from reaching their goals. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2258 | I know it’s a part of the game, but it’s hard not to take it personally | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2259 | Doc, It all started when I missed that goal..... | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2260 | I don't think having the session where the stress happens is helpful" | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
2261 | But does he want me to think he’s going left? | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2262 | Hmmmm… I’m going for the therapist. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2263 | I can't help but take a penalty kick personally. | 1.1774 | 0.06308 | 62 | 54 | 5 | 3 |
2264 | I wanted to play baseball but then I'd miss all the Oles and of course the rioting. | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
2265 | It's like he's looking straight past me. | 1.1774 | 0.04891 | 62 | 51 | 11 | 0 |
2266 | I can't stop thinking about dodgeball. | 1.1774 | 0.06308 | 62 | 54 | 5 | 3 |
2267 | This isn’t what I meant when I said you needed a goal. | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
2268 | Everyone says to me, to "be the ball." But no one asks, "how is the ball?" | 1.1774 | 0.04891 | 62 | 51 | 11 | 0 |
2269 | It makes no difference. Everyone in Argentina is an analysis. He’s got my number. | 1.1774 | 0.04891 | 62 | 51 | 11 | 0 |
2270 | "Choose a worthy goal and defend it against all odds," my mother admonished. I'm beginning to think she was speaking figuratively | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
2271 | The tension never lets up - they keep shooting at me! | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
2272 | I can't make up my mind. I never know which way to go. | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
2273 | No, I said I was destined to be a saver, not a savior. | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
2274 | It's almost 50 minutes. Where are we on stoppage time? | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
2275 | What’s the German word for ‘shot on Freud’? | 1.1774 | 0.05874 | 62 | 53 | 7 | 2 |
2276 | You're exhibiting a number of defense mechanisms. | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2277 | Who knew? | 1.1772 | 0.05332 | 79 | 68 | 8 | 3 |
2278 | I know my mom will love me no matter what, but what if... | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2279 | I always thought that anyone who plays goalie needs a shrink. | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2280 | Ever since Mommy first tried to feed me those awful strained peas, I guess. | 1.1772 | 0.05332 | 79 | 68 | 8 | 3 |
2281 | It's like they're trying to sneak one past me! | 1.1772 | 0.04324 | 79 | 65 | 14 | 0 |
2282 | I’m ambitious, but I’ve always avoided creating goals. | 1.1772 | 0.04324 | 79 | 65 | 14 | 0 |
2283 | I feel like everyone's out to get me. | 1.1772 | 0.04324 | 79 | 65 | 14 | 0 |
2284 | I swear, they’re aiming at me. | 1.1772 | 0.05332 | 79 | 68 | 8 | 3 |
2285 | Get it now? For me blocking is a good thing. | 1.1771 | 0.04187 | 96 | 80 | 15 | 1 |
2286 | I feel like we should be playing football but everyone calls it soccer. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
2287 | Suddenly, my life, career, and the ball flashed before my eyes. | 1.1765 | 0.04657 | 68 | 56 | 12 | 0 |
2288 | I have a problem with goals. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
2289 | I can set goals for myself, but I never seem to reach them. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
2290 | I get your question, but could you rephrase it in a funny caption-like way. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
2291 | I don't know if we'll last Doc, all he sees me as is an obstacle | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
2292 | Why do I feel like I’m the one being penalized? | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
2293 | When I said I needed help with headers this wasn’t quite what I envisioned. | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2294 | That's the problem, doc. I feel like everyone has goals except for me. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
2295 | Now I see the reality of this Oedi-Pele Complex. | 1.1765 | 0.06265 | 68 | 60 | 4 | 4 |
2296 | They are always taking shots at me. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
2297 | Am I really injured or just looking for sympathy? | 1.1765 | 0.05904 | 68 | 59 | 6 | 3 |
2298 | This session is very helpful. Could you shift slightly to the right? | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
2299 | I really dislike talking about my goals. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
2300 | Sometimes people really are out to get you. | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
2301 | So Doc, how do I stop these penalties from occuring | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
2302 | . Yes, the women are going to get paid too - get over it | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
2303 | I know I sound paranoid, but | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
2304 | I always dream this where you'll take it right in the head and I'll win the game. | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2305 | I just don’t think I can stop the ball. | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
2306 | What if I have big hands ? | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
2307 | I’m glad the Players’ Association negotiated the inclusion of mindfulness in the last contract. | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
2308 | I can’t keep shutting people out. | 1.1757 | 0.05219 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
2309 | We may need to cut this session a bit short. | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
2310 | I feel like people are always trying to get something past me. | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
2311 | I always go for the corners. | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
2312 | I keep having these feelings of being targeted. | 1.1757 | 0.04454 | 74 | 61 | 13 | 0 |
2313 | I keep dreaming about driving a train into the net. | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
2314 | Retire? I’m still Jung! | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
2315 | I mean, 6500 migrants died building this stadium, should we really be playing football on their unmarked graves? So torn! | 1.1754 | 0.06194 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
2316 | I've been wracked with guilt that all I do is block other people's goals! | 1.1754 | 0.05665 | 57 | 48 | 8 | 1 |
2317 | What about the soccer dads? | 1.1754 | 0.06194 | 57 | 49 | 6 | 2 |
2318 | But it's NOT a free kick. There's a cost, but I'm the only one paying it. | 1.1754 | 0.05083 | 57 | 47 | 10 | 0 |
2319 | Goalkeeper was my mother’s idea. | 1.1750 | 0.04960 | 80 | 68 | 10 | 2 |
2320 | I feel as though my goals have become meaningless. | 1.1750 | 0.04275 | 80 | 66 | 14 | 0 |
2321 | I'm so ambivalent, left or right? | 1.1750 | 0.04630 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
2322 | Hold on! The goalie has just taken diving to a new level! | 1.1750 | 0.04630 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
2323 | Let’s talk about your goals | 1.1750 | 0.04630 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
2324 | Sadly, I’ve just never been good at setting goals and sticking to them. | 1.1750 | 0.04275 | 80 | 66 | 14 | 0 |
2325 | So then I said to myself, why not take a wellness break? | 1.1750 | 0.04960 | 80 | 68 | 10 | 2 |
2326 | …and just as the shootout is no more, I wake up… | 1.1750 | 0.04275 | 80 | 66 | 14 | 0 |
2327 | I could a been a goaltender | 1.1750 | 0.04275 | 80 | 66 | 14 | 0 |
2328 | I feel that no matter how much I extend myself. I’m always disappointing those around me. | 1.1750 | 0.05270 | 80 | 69 | 8 | 3 |
2329 | Hal is thrilled to finally have met his goal of practicing out in the field as a sports therapist. | 1.1750 | 0.04275 | 80 | 66 | 14 | 0 |
2330 | I know it’s not personal, but I can’t help but feel he’s kicking the ball at ME. | 1.1750 | 0.05270 | 80 | 69 | 8 | 3 |
2331 | I’m pretty sure my chances have nothing to do with me and everything to do with my mother. | 1.1750 | 0.04275 | 80 | 66 | 14 | 0 |
2332 | Block,Block,Block. It's like I'm all blocked up. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
2333 | I didn’t understand why the ball kept getting bigger and Bigger and BIGGER. Then it hit me. | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
2334 | Sometimes I find this game so confusing | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
2335 | Forget about him. Let's talk about YOUR goals. | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
2336 | It’s kafkaesque, I woke up one morning and turned into a goalkeeper! | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
2337 | I feel kicked around | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
2338 | I see so many dead people here ... | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
2339 | I keep having a dream that I get a 'delay of game' of game penalty kick called against me, ridiculous right? | 1.1746 | 0.04821 | 63 | 52 | 11 | 0 |
2340 | I can't shake this feeling that I'm being penalized for other people's mistakes. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
2341 | I always feel like I'm defending myself. | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
2342 | The goal of all life is death … except this one. | 1.1746 | 0.05787 | 63 | 54 | 7 | 2 |
2343 | I just feel like a lot of things are getting past me these days. | 1.1746 | 0.05326 | 63 | 53 | 9 | 1 |
2344 | I feel like everyone is taking a shot at me. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2345 | Yes, I do enjoy blocking people‘s goals so I can feel like a winner. We’re talking about the game, right? | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2346 | Then I realized that I am the blocker. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2347 | I don’t know why, but I feel like I’m being held back in my current position. | 1.1744 | 0.04116 | 86 | 71 | 15 | 0 |
2348 | Nothing but Net! | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2349 | I 'm torn between pumping my fists or taking a knee. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2350 | They say you miss every shot you don't take but... that just doesn't apply to me | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2351 | Why am I wearing a hat, Feggo? | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
2352 | I feel like I’m the only person who doesn’t give a damn about the World Cup. | 1.1739 | 0.05824 | 69 | 60 | 6 | 3 |
2353 | It feels like everyone's trying to score points on me. | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
2354 | Its just like in my dream, the ball- it just seems to be AFTER me. | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
2355 | With respect, it’s not Main Character Syndrome when I say I’m the only one who can stop the ball. | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
2356 | Same old nightmare: I have no hands | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
2357 | I'm in a bowl....people are staring...sometimes they like me, sometimes they don't... | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
2358 | World Cup dreaming | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
2359 | His mother, again. | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
2360 | Mental injury time | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
2361 | Since 2016 I just can’t decide how far left or right I should lean. | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
2362 | Intensely Boring Dream Syndrome... It's Spain, passing the ball...Just passing it back and forth...passing...just passing it...just p a s s i n g ..." | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
2363 | I keep dreaming of how I can stage a meaningful protest. | 1.1739 | 0.05824 | 69 | 60 | 6 | 3 |
2364 | I can tell you're getting a kick out of this. | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
2365 | I really don’t know why people say that I can be very annoying. | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
2366 | Sometimes I feel I’m all tied up too | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
2367 | The hardest part is when people tell me I'm faking it | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
2368 | I keep having this dream where everything starts slipping through my hands then I get fired | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
2369 | I'm defensive? | 1.1733 | 0.05493 | 75 | 65 | 7 | 3 |
2370 | I don’t know why she left me, Doc. I’m a keeper | 1.1733 | 0.05155 | 75 | 64 | 9 | 2 |
2371 | And then, when I was 12 ... | 1.1733 | 0.05155 | 75 | 64 | 9 | 2 |
2372 | I just feel like they never acknowledge my presence, why can’t they just kick it straight to me? | 1.1733 | 0.04400 | 75 | 62 | 13 | 0 |
2373 | It's always "goooooooooal" and never "blooooooooock." | 1.1733 | 0.05812 | 75 | 66 | 5 | 4 |
2374 | 'I just feel like I'm always to goalie, never the bride' | 1.1733 | 0.05155 | 75 | 64 | 9 | 2 |
2375 | I just don't know what I'm blocking anymore, the ball or my feelings. | 1.1733 | 0.05155 | 75 | 64 | 9 | 2 |
2376 | I need to talk about the offside rule,again. | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
2377 | I do set goals, but he makes me feel penalized. | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
2378 | I'm the only one that's really hands on. | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
2379 | But how can I honest when my whole life I've been taught to just block things out? | 1.1733 | 0.04400 | 75 | 62 | 13 | 0 |
2380 | So the net is my mother and the kicker is my dad? | 1.1733 | 0.04400 | 75 | 62 | 13 | 0 |
2381 | But my entire identity is a defense mechanism! | 1.1733 | 0.04400 | 75 | 62 | 13 | 0 |
2382 | Why do I feel my life goals like a penalty? | 1.1733 | 0.04400 | 75 | 62 | 13 | 0 |
2383 | What if I make the save, but it doesn’t make me happy? | 1.1733 | 0.04792 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
2384 | The job description said they were looking for a “team player” - someone who “works well under pressure” and is “goal-oriented.” I really feel like I’ve proven all of this, and still, there’s only so far they’ll let me move forward. | 1.1733 | 0.05155 | 75 | 64 | 9 | 2 |
2385 | Its not like gatekeeping runs in my blood. | 1.1733 | 0.05155 | 75 | 64 | 9 | 2 |
2386 | My wife said I had to put myself first. | 1.1728 | 0.05209 | 81 | 70 | 8 | 3 |
2387 | It's the same dream over and over. I'm tending goal and there's a striker starring me down. And I am completely out of position because I'm lying on a couch talking to you. | 1.1728 | 0.05209 | 81 | 70 | 8 | 3 |
2388 | Keep it quick Doc. Stoppage time is accruing! | 1.1728 | 0.04903 | 81 | 69 | 10 | 2 |
2389 | My sister might make more money than me. | 1.1728 | 0.04903 | 81 | 69 | 10 | 2 |
2390 | I feel like I'm always going it alone. | 1.1728 | 0.04903 | 81 | 69 | 10 | 2 |
2391 | Where was I? Oh...fear of flying projectiles... | 1.1728 | 0.04578 | 81 | 68 | 12 | 1 |
2392 | My mother always set goals for me. | 1.1728 | 0.04578 | 81 | 68 | 12 | 1 |
2393 | I feel like my goal is out of reach | 1.1728 | 0.05209 | 81 | 70 | 8 | 3 |
2394 | Doctor, I feel like I'm constantly under fire from my coworkers. | 1.1728 | 0.04227 | 81 | 67 | 14 | 0 |
2395 | I feel guilty…it’s nearly impossible for me to make goals, so I block those of everyone else. | 1.1728 | 0.04903 | 81 | 69 | 10 | 2 |
2396 | Doc, My life is just so Messi | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
2397 | Coach disagrees. He thinks we are never so defenseless as when we submit to psychoanalysis during a match. | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
2398 | It feels like if I anything wrong around here, people are ready to shoot first and ask questions later. | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
2399 | I need to narrow my goals. | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
2400 | I don't know why people think that it's always all about me. | 1.1724 | 0.05003 | 58 | 48 | 10 | 0 |
2401 | I felt I needed a psychic injury time out. | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
2402 | Mom would always say, ‘Pick a SIDE...’ | 1.1724 | 0.05575 | 58 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
2403 | Sometimes I just feel like falling on my knees and cry | 1.1724 | 0.05003 | 58 | 48 | 10 | 0 |
2404 | I have this recurring dream that my psychiatrist gets bashed in the head with a soccer ball. | 1.1720 | 0.04983 | 93 | 81 | 8 | 4 |
2405 | I'm having dreams of impending doom... | 1.1720 | 0.04221 | 93 | 78 | 14 | 1 |
2406 | You can actually fake emotional injuries, too. | 1.1720 | 0.04743 | 93 | 80 | 10 | 3 |
2407 | But you must agree that sometimes a banana kick is just a banana kick. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
2408 | Life's either a bore or too stressful. Any strategies to deal with that? | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
2409 | Sometimes I fear a teammate is about to cheap-shot me. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
2410 | Doc, you are much more patient than the coach we used to have. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
2411 | Mother said to do right, but I’m afraid I can’t. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
2412 | It's not just me. Everyone is kicking and screaming! | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
2413 | It's not knowing which way to jump. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
2414 | To kick or not to kick. That is the existential dilemma. | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
2415 | The overtime is charged separately. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
2416 | In the end, who’s going to save me | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
2417 | Is that even allowed under the rules? | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
2418 | If I go left, I'm screwed. If I go right, I'm screwed. But enough about politics, I'm in the middle of a game, doc. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
2419 | I've been studying Portuguese but it doesn't seem to help. | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
2420 | I don't even like touching balls." | 1.1719 | 0.04753 | 64 | 53 | 11 | 0 |
2421 | …and you were there too… | 1.1719 | 0.05702 | 64 | 55 | 7 | 2 |
2422 | I constantly have a lingering feeling that I’m offsides. | 1.1719 | 0.05249 | 64 | 54 | 9 | 1 |
2423 | .....And then all the royal princes and princesses gather round me as I sing 'Getting to goal you, Getting to goal all, about you....' | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2424 | They just don't treat me like a part of the team- it's always, 'you're supposed to wear shin guards not kneepads, idiot' or, 'nice hat moron, what do you think this is, baseball?' | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2425 | I feel like he doesn't want to give me the ball. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2426 | Yes, I’d say I had a goal-oriented childhood”. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2427 | I feel like this job just isn’t my main goal in life | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2428 | I regret not sticking with hockey! | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2429 | My goals aren't like anybody else's. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2430 | Things just seem to be coming at me too fast... | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2431 | Their shots are missing me and hitting the net. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2432 | I keep having this dream where balls keep flying by me. Any idea about what it means? | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2433 | I will have to bill you for the stoppage time. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2434 | I keep imagining I’m a soccer goalie. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2435 | I still get a kick while playing soccer. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2436 | This is my last will and testimony in case I get trounced by the crowd. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2437 | I know you’re really here to check my eyesight. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2438 | It's the second half, we're leading by one point, and I've paid for fifty minutes. So just keep listening. | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2439 | Not so fast Dr: I still have 5 minutes of stoppage time left | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2440 | I just feel like I need to save everything. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2441 | I get way too much pleasure seeing others fail. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2442 | To be perfectly honest with you, I don't even like team sports. This was my mothers idea. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2443 | I feel so exposed. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2444 | This goalie anxiety thing has gone too far. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2445 | I'd prefer to focus on my own goals. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2446 | One of the voices is telling me to go left, and the other is telling me to go right.” | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2447 | Yup. Reoccurring dream. I keep getting bombarded by these white spheres. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2448 | Doc, I feel fine. Can we please conclude this concussion protocol? | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2449 | I always want to go right, but go left, cause you know, is it my right or his right which counts? I know, I know, I should stay in the middle, but… | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2450 | I wonder if I can get his contact...Paul is unbeatable since he has mental health support | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2451 | She said I was a keeper but won't call me back? Honestly I can't handle the suspense. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2452 | but it’s in moments like this i wonder ‘who’s gonna save me?’ | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2453 | but who’s gonna save me? | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2454 | All my life it's felt like I've had a target on my back. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2455 | I'm not exaggerating when I say the whole world will be let down if I fail | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
2456 | I KEEP THINKING OF MYSELF AS A TARGET | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
2457 | I sometimes imagine I’m a goalie, but instead of playing in the game, I’m lying on a couch, talking to a psychiatrist.” | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
2458 | It's hard to explain Doc. It's really Messi in here... | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
2459 | Just keep talking. In his country, it's rude to interrupt. | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
2460 | I have dreams that I don't let them reach their goal. | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
2461 | Just think of the penalty taker as your father and the ball as your mother. | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
2462 | The Coach doesn’t appreciate me, doc. And these constant attacks are getting to me! | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
2463 | I know psychoanalysis takes a long time, but I've got a free kick coming. | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
2464 | I know it’s important to set goals, but this one scares me. | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
2465 | So now you're telling me I need to be *more* defensive? Is that my new goal? | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
2466 | Yes but, what are YOUR goals? | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
2467 | Enough of these mind games. | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
2468 | So you're saying I need to reach more to meet my goal. | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
2469 | With the slightest domestic quibble…he falls to the ground, writhing in pain! | 1.1711 | 0.04348 | 76 | 63 | 13 | 0 |
2470 | And she said Roberto you’ll never be Baggio. | 1.1711 | 0.04734 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
2471 | I can’t stop thinking I know he knows I know . . . . | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2472 | What do you charge for extra-time? | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2473 | I know it shouldn't bother me so much but that free kick I missed last year has really messed up my life. | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2474 | Setting goals just doesn’t come naturally for me doc. | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2475 | Can any one person ever stop the ball? | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2476 | I know I’m directionless and need a goal, but now’s not the time. | 1.1702 | 0.04446 | 94 | 80 | 12 | 2 |
2477 | We told him to hit the mental not the metal. | 1.1700 | 0.04507 | 100 | 86 | 11 | 3 |
2478 | I'm always wondering, what's my goal in life? | 1.1698 | 0.05207 | 53 | 44 | 9 | 0 |
2479 | I’m just tired of all the mixed signals. | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
2480 | ‘I have the feeling I’m not in a good position’ | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
2481 | Blocking things isn't always a bad thing. | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
2482 | It’s either left or right, left or right. So I guess I’m binary? | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
2483 | But, I thought you said I should be goal oriented. | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
2484 | The keeper's trying to shrink the goal | 1.1695 | 0.05488 | 59 | 50 | 8 | 1 |
2485 | I had this strange dream that our weekly session happened on the field during the World Cup. Oh, wait… | 1.1695 | 0.04926 | 59 | 49 | 10 | 0 |
2486 | Wow, Doc! Nothing gets passed you! | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
2487 | You're saying it's a BAD thing that I help people reach their goals? | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
2488 | Pumas or Adidas? Mother would never let me pick my own. | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
2489 | And how does that make you field? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
2490 | I feel guilty that he is so obsessively goal-oriented. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
2491 | No matter how big my gloves are, it's never enough! | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
2492 | I just can’t let it go. | 1.1692 | 0.05620 | 65 | 56 | 7 | 2 |
2493 | It feels like every 4 years the whole world is watching me. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
2494 | I still don’t get it… how is this more popular than American football? | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
2495 | …when it’s really my potential I’ve been blocking. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
2496 | I dunno…I feel like people are always taking shots at me. | 1.1692 | 0.06032 | 65 | 57 | 5 | 3 |
2497 | You choose for me. Do I go left, right or stay put? | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
2498 | I'm beginning to understand why I'm not oriented toward a goal. | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
2499 | Let’s face it. My one goal is more powerful than any ‘Iran deal.’ | 1.1692 | 0.04687 | 65 | 54 | 11 | 0 |
2500 | And then in the reoccurring nightmare, millions around the world are yelling GOAL and I'm hated forever. | 1.1692 | 0.05174 | 65 | 55 | 9 | 1 |
2501 | I have no goals. | 1.1690 | 0.04479 | 71 | 59 | 12 | 0 |
2502 | She called me a keeper but it sounded so objective. | 1.1690 | 0.04479 | 71 | 59 | 12 | 0 |
2503 | If the ball hits me I'll know I've done my job, and you can go back into the stands. | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
2504 | My goal in life? No, I don't think I obsess about it. | 1.1690 | 0.05302 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
2505 | The mental block. Hard to overcome. | 1.1690 | 0.05302 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
2506 | I wanted to join the drama club, but my dad forced me into sports and now I have anxiety. | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
2507 | Are you sure this is the best place to discuss this? | 1.1690 | 0.05669 | 71 | 62 | 6 | 3 |
2508 | I think I have boundary issues. I feel boxed in. | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
2509 | She says I have a savior complex. | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
2510 | Does the score really matter? | 1.1690 | 0.04479 | 71 | 59 | 12 | 0 |
2511 | Mom would say, 'Pick a SIDE...' | 1.1690 | 0.05302 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
2512 | I see our time is up. | 1.1690 | 0.05669 | 71 | 62 | 6 | 3 |
2513 | Maybe it is just a mental block | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
2514 | Of course I mind. I mind the net. | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
2515 | The ball hit me in the head and the next thing I knew I thought I was dead. | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
2516 | When he stutters . . I stutter. | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
2517 | In my dream my mother sleeps with the ball.” | 1.1688 | 0.04678 | 77 | 65 | 11 | 1 |
2518 | My aspirations are nil. | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
2519 | Constructive use of half-time causes major competitor upset! | 1.1688 | 0.05030 | 77 | 66 | 9 | 2 |
2520 | It's a public and private hell, not knowing which way to jump. | 1.1688 | 0.04678 | 77 | 65 | 11 | 1 |
2521 | They were all lined up against me. | 1.1688 | 0.05359 | 77 | 67 | 7 | 3 |
2522 | Everyone’s always taking shots at me at work. | 1.1688 | 0.04678 | 77 | 65 | 11 | 1 |
2523 | When you say “just let it go” what exactly are you telling me? | 1.1688 | 0.04678 | 77 | 65 | 11 | 1 |
2524 | I mean, how literally should I be taking his attacks? | 1.1688 | 0.04297 | 77 | 64 | 13 | 0 |
2525 | I’ve got next… | 1.1688 | 0.04297 | 77 | 64 | 13 | 0 |
2526 | Maybe sometimes I *do* carry the weight of the game on my shoulders | 1.1688 | 0.04297 | 77 | 64 | 13 | 0 |
2527 | Mother says I've taken siding with the Ukrainians too far. | 1.1687 | 0.04135 | 83 | 69 | 14 | 0 |
2528 | its time to retire that goalie | 1.1687 | 0.04793 | 83 | 71 | 10 | 2 |
2529 | And then, when I was nine, I was cut from the team. That's when I decided to be a goalie and let nothing get past me! | 1.1687 | 0.04476 | 83 | 70 | 12 | 1 |
2530 | So he dreams about winning the World Cup. We all do so let's wrap it up. | 1.1687 | 0.04135 | 83 | 69 | 14 | 0 |
2531 | I don’t feel like their compulsion should be my responsibility. | 1.1685 | 0.03991 | 89 | 74 | 15 | 0 |
2532 | It feels like I’m always playing defence. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
2533 | You’re damn right I have no goals. | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
2534 | Yes, I've been blocking a lot of things in my life. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
2535 | I wish you could stop everything like you do to the bad dreams. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
2536 | Would you say you feel pressure in your job...? | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
2537 | Actually I find everyone else on the team to be offensive. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
2538 | Jesus saves, why can’t I? | 1.1667 | 0.05233 | 72 | 62 | 8 | 2 |
2539 | We're going to work on your goals today. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
2540 | My goal in life is to have no goals. | 1.1667 | 0.05233 | 72 | 62 | 8 | 2 |
2541 | I had this dream that the twine ate me. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
2542 | And I just feel like I'm the one being kept. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
2543 | I feel I'm not goal oriented enough. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
2544 | The time-out is almost over. Tell me what I should do. | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
2545 | Its because of my mother. She said " Be a goalie. You don't have to run up and down and get sweaty. It's an easy job". So here I am. | 1.1667 | 0.04255 | 90 | 76 | 13 | 1 |
2546 | For as long as I've known him, my father-in-law has told me I'm not a keeper. This from a man who calls it soccer." | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
2547 | I've realised it's best to deal with these issues as soon as they arise | 1.1667 | 0.04423 | 72 | 60 | 12 | 0 |
2548 | Dr. Freud, do the opposing teammates have a conscious mind? | 1.1667 | 0.04845 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
2549 | I raised the bar too high... | 1.1667 | 0.04740 | 84 | 72 | 10 | 2 |
2550 | I keep waiting for him to kick it so I can move on. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
2551 | The German team uses the Freud defense." | 1.1667 | 0.04539 | 90 | 77 | 11 | 2 |
2552 | This is how I psych out the opposition | 1.1667 | 0.04423 | 72 | 60 | 12 | 0 |
2553 | Mom always liked him more than me. | 1.1667 | 0.04845 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
2554 | Well you see, my partner keeps threatening to “take it to the war room” ……. | 1.1667 | 0.04970 | 78 | 67 | 9 | 2 |
2555 | What makes me sad? Well, unless my wife yells "Goal!" after we make love, I start to cry. | 1.1667 | 0.04423 | 72 | 60 | 12 | 0 |
2556 | First a free session before the free kick | 1.1667 | 0.04852 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 0 |
2557 | I think it comes from my mother getting in the way of my goals. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 78 | 66 | 11 | 1 |
2558 | It seems everything falls on me for something I had nothing to do with. | 1.1667 | 0.05233 | 72 | 62 | 8 | 2 |
2559 | You say I shouldn't be overthinking it? | 1.1667 | 0.04845 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
2560 | It was my first handball in the box. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
2561 | I just don’t get it. Ted Lasso made it look so easy. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
2562 | Visualize the ball flying by you into the net. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
2563 | This sports psychologist trend has gone too far. | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
2564 | We'll soon be in overtime! | 1.1667 | 0.04423 | 72 | 60 | 12 | 0 |
2565 | My problem is, I have too many career goals. | 1.1667 | 0.05233 | 72 | 62 | 8 | 2 |
2566 | Forget my head. Quick, shrink the goal! | 1.1667 | 0.04740 | 84 | 72 | 10 | 2 |
2567 | But doctor, I AM Mat Ryan! | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 78 | 66 | 11 | 1 |
2568 | Everyone tells me I'm so disconnected. | 1.1667 | 0.04845 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
2569 | No, no. I said that in my dream I was a Mess. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
2570 | Sometimes I think that I'm too goal-oriented. | 1.1667 | 0.05403 | 60 | 51 | 8 | 1 |
2571 | No Win Benders, please | 1.1667 | 0.05761 | 54 | 46 | 7 | 1 |
2572 | Coach told me to dive left, but mom would disapprove. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
2573 | I know our time is up, but can you +5? | 1.1667 | 0.05233 | 72 | 62 | 8 | 2 |
2574 | I think I started flopping because I wasn’t hugged enough as a child. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
2575 | They yelled “goal!!!” And I took that personally. | 1.1667 | 0.05034 | 84 | 73 | 8 | 3 |
2576 | I need a bigger couch. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
2577 | You see, I still haven't decided if I want to be a hero or a villain. | 1.1667 | 0.05233 | 72 | 62 | 8 | 2 |
2578 | She said I was a real keeper, which I thought was a pretty forward thing to say after knowing someone for just 90 minutes. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 78 | 66 | 11 | 1 |
2579 | It’s always ‘what’s the keeper doing’, never ‘how’s the keeper doing?’ | 1.1667 | 0.05934 | 72 | 64 | 4 | 4 |
2580 | But then VAR completely ignored the way I FELT about that play. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
2581 | If I dive to my left and he shoots to my right...but if I dive right and he shoots left.......I'm so conflicted.... | 1.1667 | 0.05233 | 72 | 62 | 8 | 2 |
2582 | All I do is deflect deflect deflect | 1.1649 | 0.04318 | 97 | 83 | 12 | 2 |
2583 | So in my dream, I’m in session with you on the couch during penalty shot time, and as long as my feet are behind the line, we’re good | 1.1648 | 0.03911 | 91 | 76 | 15 | 0 |
2584 | It’s just that our goals are different | 1.1648 | 0.04492 | 91 | 78 | 11 | 2 |
2585 | And in my dream the U.S. made the round of 16. | 1.1648 | 0.04212 | 91 | 77 | 13 | 1 |
2586 | I can't tolerate this Messi situation | 1.1647 | 0.04978 | 85 | 74 | 8 | 3 |
2587 | Preserving my analytic hour requires no defense! | 1.1647 | 0.04379 | 85 | 72 | 12 | 1 |
2588 | It’s like all I do is bills and penalties. | 1.1647 | 0.04688 | 85 | 73 | 10 | 2 |
2589 | I keep having this dream I'm in the World Cup. | 1.1646 | 0.04568 | 79 | 67 | 11 | 1 |
2590 | Is there more to life than blocking the ambitions of others? | 1.1646 | 0.05231 | 79 | 69 | 7 | 3 |
2591 | I do feel guilty about the extra 30 minutes of stoppage time. | 1.1646 | 0.04568 | 79 | 67 | 11 | 1 |
2592 | I don't know what his goal is ! | 1.1646 | 0.04568 | 79 | 67 | 11 | 1 |
2593 | I mean, what’s the goal here? | 1.1646 | 0.04568 | 79 | 67 | 11 | 1 |
2594 | I have no interest in trying to block that stupid ball. | 1.1646 | 0.04568 | 79 | 67 | 11 | 1 |
2595 | I always have to suffer the consequences for their penalties. | 1.1646 | 0.04198 | 79 | 66 | 13 | 0 |
2596 | No one sees me at all. They all look right pass me. It's starting to give me a complex you know? | 1.1646 | 0.04568 | 79 | 67 | 11 | 1 |
2597 | I'm struggling to keep my head in the game. | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
2598 | It seems like every day is just another kick in the head. | 1.1644 | 0.04368 | 73 | 61 | 12 | 0 |
2599 | Of course it's a defense mechanism. I'm in a shoot-out with sudden death looming. | 1.1644 | 0.04368 | 73 | 61 | 12 | 0 |
2600 | I don't care about your dreams, can you stop a penalty shot? | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
2601 | No, please continue. We'll just add the time onto the end. | 1.1644 | 0.04368 | 73 | 61 | 12 | 0 |
2602 | I feel blocked in my goal to block goals! | 1.1644 | 0.04784 | 73 | 62 | 10 | 1 |
2603 | And that's when I asked myself...what really is the goal here? | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
2604 | There is always a ball coming at me! | 1.1644 | 0.04784 | 73 | 62 | 10 | 1 |
2605 | I'm either blocking things out or holding them close, only to throw them away. | 1.1644 | 0.04368 | 73 | 61 | 12 | 0 |
2606 | Most of the time I just don't feel very Brazilian. | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
2607 | It just feels like everyone in the world is penalizing me doc. | 1.1644 | 0.04368 | 73 | 61 | 12 | 0 |
2608 | My life has just become more Messi and i | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
2609 | Sure, I save the ball. But who is going to save me? | 1.1644 | 0.04784 | 73 | 62 | 10 | 1 |
2610 | I just feel like I’m keeping people from accomplishing their goals. | 1.1644 | 0.04368 | 73 | 61 | 12 | 0 |
2611 | Head-butting in the anal stage. | 1.1644 | 0.04784 | 73 | 62 | 10 | 1 |
2612 | If only the referees would listen like you do. | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
2613 | I’m worried that his ego is bigger than my id. | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
2614 | His only obstacle was psychological. | 1.1644 | 0.04368 | 73 | 61 | 12 | 0 |
2615 | It feels like I am working overtime because my colleague couldn't do his job properly | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
2616 | I just wanted to bend it like Beckham. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2617 | They said net profit was our goal. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2618 | My goals? Seriously? | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2619 | I feel like everyone is rooting for me to fail. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2620 | Am I being paranoid, doc, or is it just a coincidence that this soccer-themed cartoon appeared during the World Cup? | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2621 | I think he’s trying to hurt me! | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2622 | And I just can't help but feeling like everyone is taking shots at me. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2623 | How about you analyze him next and we all just have a group hug ? | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2624 | I feel my life is heading toward a zero/zero finale. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2625 | Couldn't this have waited a couple of weeks?! | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2626 | Didn't know instant health check was so... instant! | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2627 | I just don’t understand why I can’t wear the arm band. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2628 | I’m just always on the ball… | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2629 | My whole life I’ve been the responsible one. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2630 | Why is everyone avoiding me? | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2631 | THIS is a penalty kick? | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2632 | I’m tired of being so defensive all the time. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2633 | The stopper never stops!!! How about you Doc? | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2634 | Well fans, it looks like the team’s personal coach has called a 45 minute timeout to discuss players’ goals. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2635 | Messi,Messi,Messi...I just can't stop him! | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2636 | Why do I feel so responsible for everything? | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2637 | ''Don't tell the other team, but I'm taking a mental dive here.'' | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2638 | He keeps Messing up my game.” Eleanor Huber London, Ontario, Canada e.huber@rogers.co | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2639 | I feel like my career is all just a game. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2640 | It makes me feel I can’t play the hands I was dealt. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2641 | Woulda, coulda, shoulda. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2642 | chalk it up to hands envy | 1.1642 | 0.06236 | 67 | 60 | 3 | 4 |
2643 | I keep having dreams of being a ten but wake up seeing that I am not a ten | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2644 | This is really gonna hurt, physically and mentally. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2645 | ...and that cloud looks like my mother..... | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2646 | I’m just so sick of playing the field… | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2647 | I could handle it if he was a straight shooter. | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
2648 | I blame my mother for putting me in this situation. | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
2649 | Maybe this is why I don't let people in. | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
2650 | Blocking"? What do you mean I'm "blocking"? That's what I'm supposed to do .. | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
2651 | The coach wants me to do more goal setting. | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
2652 | I just don't get why I'm the one who always has to take the shots for someone else's penalty! | 1.1639 | 0.05321 | 61 | 52 | 8 | 1 |
2653 | My brain! Utterly Messi. | 1.1639 | 0.05811 | 61 | 53 | 6 | 2 |
2654 | So here's the kicker, Doc, I keep dreaming about soccer. | 1.1639 | 0.05811 | 61 | 53 | 6 | 2 |
2655 | He’s in network and it was LITERALLY the only opening he had. | 1.1639 | 0.04779 | 61 | 51 | 10 | 0 |
2656 | Coach said header, not head case | 1.1636 | 0.06230 | 55 | 48 | 5 | 2 |
2657 | I feel as though I'm always being put on the defensive. | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
2658 | You’re tending the goal, but who’s tending to your needs? | 1.1636 | 0.05034 | 55 | 46 | 9 | 0 |
2659 | Everyone's always asking me to save this and save that! But who's saving me? | 1.1636 | 0.05034 | 55 | 46 | 9 | 0 |
2660 | Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in! | 1.1636 | 0.05664 | 55 | 47 | 7 | 1 |
2661 | Sometimes I feel that everyone is watching me. | 1.1636 | 0.05034 | 55 | 46 | 9 | 0 |
2662 | The thing is, I do see where he’s coming from | 1.1633 | 0.06080 | 49 | 42 | 6 | 1 |
2663 | I don't get a kick out of life anymore. | 1.1628 | 0.04637 | 86 | 74 | 10 | 2 |
2664 | A bunch of aggressive guys are targeting me. | 1.1628 | 0.04637 | 86 | 74 | 10 | 2 |
2665 | It isn't you. It's him. | 1.1628 | 0.04924 | 86 | 75 | 8 | 3 |
2666 | It's like the sky's fragmenting into black-and-white hexagonal shapes, falling on me. And Doc, when those pieces land, they HURT. | 1.1628 | 0.04924 | 86 | 75 | 8 | 3 |
2667 | Having therapy at my workplace makes me more defensive. | 1.1628 | 0.04332 | 86 | 73 | 12 | 1 |
2668 | Now the loss of men,women and children on both sides was so great that Shiz commanded his people that they should not pursue the armies of General Goodtimes | 1.1628 | 0.04637 | 86 | 74 | 10 | 2 |
2669 | I’m paying way to much money for this session to not attend it. | 1.1628 | 0.04332 | 86 | 73 | 12 | 1 |
2670 | Deflection is my defense mechanism.” | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2671 | It seems that everyone around me are hitting their goals and I’m just here failing. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2672 | What do you mean my neurosis also keeps others from achieving their goals? | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2673 | Please help me understand the whole extra time thing. | 1.1622 | 0.05451 | 74 | 65 | 6 | 3 |
2674 | So, I need to stop EVERYTHING? | 1.1622 | 0.04314 | 74 | 62 | 12 | 0 |
2675 | And then the ball becomes my mother, and she won't let me touch her. | 1.1622 | 0.05781 | 74 | 66 | 4 | 4 |
2676 | I am big! It's Number 10 who got small! | 1.1622 | 0.04314 | 74 | 62 | 12 | 0 |
2677 | and then I told him "Just wait a second while I pull up my socks...." | 1.1622 | 0.04314 | 74 | 62 | 12 | 0 |
2678 | I just feel like everyone else has goals. | 1.1622 | 0.05101 | 74 | 64 | 8 | 2 |
2679 | C'mon, it's not paranoia if my opponent is wearing the same uniform as me! | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
2680 | And then I have no hands and am attached to a pole. What do you think it means? | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
2681 | I think I get in the way of my goals. | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
2682 | The real goal is to uncover the childhood trauma | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
2683 | My mother was very protective. | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
2684 | Tell me about the goalie's anxiety at the penalty kick. | 1.1622 | 0.04314 | 74 | 62 | 12 | 0 |
2685 | I feel that the whole world is kicking things at me." Cal Bellamy, Munster, I | 1.1622 | 0.04314 | 74 | 62 | 12 | 0 |
2686 | It’s like something is constantly standing between me and my goals. | 1.1622 | 0.05101 | 74 | 64 | 8 | 2 |
2687 | I feel vulnerable without my wall. | 1.1622 | 0.04314 | 74 | 62 | 12 | 0 |
2688 | No, I don't think I am a-Freud of incursions on my space! | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
2689 | And I can’t help but think “who’s going to save *me*?” | 1.1622 | 0.04724 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
2690 | Why am I the only one who can use his hands on the field? | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
2691 | And then they told me not to worry FIFA would put my money in the bank but it hasn’t been deposited yet… | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
2692 | I’m really stressed out here doc, I thought it was the other kind of football.” | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
2693 | I have the feeling that I'm too goal-oriented. | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
2694 | I really need to get past my tendency to reject everything people offer me. | 1.1618 | 0.04499 | 68 | 57 | 11 | 0 |
2695 | Sometimes I feel like I am crossing the line. | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
2696 | But in my dream, it went in, the ball that is ... | 1.1618 | 0.04499 | 68 | 57 | 11 | 0 |
2697 | I really just want to discuss my life goals. | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
2698 | I feel like I can never achieve my goals. | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
2699 | Doc, I feel like I should be more goal-oriented. | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
2700 | My entire life has been dedicated to blocking the achievements of others. | 1.1618 | 0.04499 | 68 | 57 | 11 | 0 |
2701 | . . . and then he called me bad names, said 'tough-titties' and then he even cast aspersions on my mother! | 1.1618 | 0.04499 | 68 | 57 | 11 | 0 |
2702 | But -when does therapy kick in? | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
2703 | Should I be the one giving the shots or taking it? | 1.1618 | 0.04499 | 68 | 57 | 11 | 0 |
2704 | Sometimes I just wish I could find my own keeper. | 1.1618 | 0.04499 | 68 | 57 | 11 | 0 |
2705 | I’m always getting defensive and deflecting things. | 1.1618 | 0.04963 | 68 | 58 | 9 | 1 |
2706 | ‘So the ball is my lost childhood?’ | 1.1618 | 0.05387 | 68 | 59 | 7 | 2 |
2707 | It's just that no one has any idea of the pressure I'm under in these games... | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
2708 | I didn't realize therapy could be goal savng! | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
2709 | I feel like I can't drop my defences - even for a minute. I'm worried I'm blocking out everything happening around me! | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
2710 | Shouldn't be that hard...DUCK! | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
2711 | If he scores,I let my team down,if I stop it l negatively affected his lfe | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
2712 | Doc, I just need you to help me through this one crisis! | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
2713 | I just can't seem to figure out why I have a hard time achieving my own goals. | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
2714 | I just feel like everyone is trying to avoid me! | 1.1613 | 0.05723 | 62 | 54 | 6 | 2 |
2715 | The problem is I've never been a goal-oriented person. | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
2716 | What goals do YOU want to accomplish? | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
2717 | I just can't shake the feeling that others try to slip things past me | 1.1613 | 0.04709 | 62 | 52 | 10 | 0 |
2718 | I do feel guilty doc, but I’m not catching the unconscious part you’re saying… | 1.1613 | 0.04128 | 93 | 79 | 13 | 1 |
2719 | I don’t know why I always feel like everybody is watching my every move. | 1.1613 | 0.05241 | 62 | 53 | 8 | 1 |
2720 | i’ve had to save so much in my life, yet so little I could keep | 1.1613 | 0.05723 | 62 | 54 | 6 | 2 |
2721 | I guess the goal is a bit guarded, emotionally. | 1.1613 |